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r/ar15 - Links, build pics, questions and other tactical or practical information

2009.12.15 08:56 chois r/ar15 - Links, build pics, questions and other tactical or practical information

Welcome to AR15! Share you builds, ask relevant questions, play nice etc.
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2014.07.01 01:59 mintberrycrunk "What have I done..."

Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"
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2011.01.19 09:02 airmandan First World Problems: Lost the remote, now begins the arduous trek to the TV to switch it manually.

First World Problems. If it's a problem you can only have if you have money we'll feel bad for you. Then we'll feel guilty for having enough money to have the same problem.
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2024.05.21 14:01 liliumne To my future boyfriend, husband, and soulmate

Dear, the guy who might be the one for me for eternity. I just feel like now is a time for me to write this because there is no other ways to feel better if I keep it in.
I'm 20 years old, I've been single my whole life. There has been a guy I thought was the one for me, but turns out they were not. Now they ran off happily with some other girl. Leaving me breathless and heart broken. Being single for 20 years has been okay, and peaceful. I enjoy being single, but then again I feel also that there are times where I love myself enough and know my standards, I can't seem to help but feel that I want to have a man, the one that will hold my heart gentle. Someone I can go to, EVERYTIME, to cry on and lean on when I'm in desperate need of comfort. I want to feel that love with a man that I read in my books and see in movies. I know there are guys like that out there, and they got their woman just to make them live in that reality. I wish someone could do that for me. Why I plan to write this now? Well, I met a girl not so long ago. She and I share the same interest of reading books. We talked for almost 2 hours until we had to leave to sleep and wake up for the next morning. She told me she was going to the beach the next day with her friends, and I was happy for her. I love beaches but it's not often I go there because where I live, the weather gets quickly cold. But even if a day comes where it's so hot. I can't even afford to get there. I will get my driver license soon and plan on doing so much with a car for the sake of enjoying even if it's little by little. Anyhow, she tells me a moment later that there was a guy and his friends at the beach joining her and her friends playing volleyball. And this certain guy has been eyeing her for a long time. This is where the feeling started, the feeling of ''Wow, she's so lucky'', ''I wish that could happen to me.'' or, ''Why can't that be me, too?''. She explains to me about the guy like a whole romance book started, and there, in the moment, I didn't feel jealous, nor hard feelings on her because she experiencing something all girls who have been single for too long wants it too. I just felt, too happy for her, too happy for her I felt more lonely inside even if i got my soulmate friends. It's just those feelings that pass by but will eventually go away, but will come back naturally and what do I do with it? Just vent it out to myself, anyone, stranger, or a friend. In truth, I'm really tired of how this society of men are going forward. I'm so tired I wonder sometimes if it's even possible. I've interacted with so many guys in my life, it may be hard to believe but really I am speechless how guys are these days. Talking to 30 men, not flirting with all of them at the same time, but just one by one that comes and goes. Not even one, not a single one was never gentle in love. It was rather quick and fast. It makes me wonder where has the slow and gentle love gone? Where is it? Where are you? Where are you in this twisted world that can really love me in a way that feels really love? Home and warm. Safe and comfort. I find it stupid that I come here now writing all this. I'm not sure what I'm trying to gain from here. Maybe I just want someone to truly relate to me. Someone that can speak to my heart in a correct way I'd been wanting someone to do.
So, dear future soulmate, There is so much love I have in me that I truly wanna share with you, even if you're not next to me, not even close, yet further away. I still wait, maybe look for you somewhere and hoping you'd find me. There are many ways I want to say than just ''I love you'', but I want to let you know this way: I've been waiting for you my whole life, for you to be the one and last until i share my last breath. My heart yearns for you in the morning until evening. Every time I look at the sun and feel the warm in my body. I think of you, I think of how you make me feel safe in every way that makes me more in love with you. You truly are magnificent that I could never turn away from the sun you are to me. I'm truly stupid to write this for nobody, but I just want to make my heart heard, I want my heart to feel known by you. If I can hold your heart for one day and more, please let me do it for infinity. I want to give you my heart because that's how much I'd be in love with you, and never give it back to me because you're my reality i've been wanting in my dreams. You are every bit if existence that puts my world on fire in the most extraordinary way. If I could yell out what love feels like, i'd say your name out loud and proud. Knowing that, having you, I can feel like I can do anything because I know, from heart and soul, you'd support me in every way. I love you to an extend that stop loving you feels like an endgame for me. I want to grow old with you and have beautiful kids with you. Finally, I want to know what loves feels like with you. If you are out there. Your most long lost soulmate, A
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2024.05.21 14:01 No-Chemistry5053 My husband destroyed our marriage in 3 months

I deleted a post that I’d written here detailing that something was off about my husband, how much he’d chanced in the three brief months of our marriage since moving in together and that thoughts of divorce had flashed into my mind. To summarise, immediately after our wedding he had lost his job, began drinking heavily in bars with friends, smoking weed daily, spending the day in bed, neglecting his hygiene and almost completely neglecting me sexually and emotionally.
Many in the thread began commenting that he was likely depressed because of his job loss and worried about finances. I took this on board and attempted to speak with him about his mental state - he was defensive and didn’t want to discuss finances or his mental health.
I’ll be honest, I felt like I was living with a stranger. We’d dated for two years and I’d always known him to be someone who was hard working, good with money, didn’t drink or smoke unless socially, very attentive, affectionate and mindful of my feelings. This huge change in character made me feel as though he was not the man I’d married or fallen in love with - but I felt guilty for considering divorce so early into marriage. I’d also considered that maybe he was like this all along and just showed me his pleasant side whilst dating, but showing the true him when we’d moved in together.
Fast forward to three days ago, my husband came out of a shower with strange scratches on his body after hitting the bar with friends the previous night and staying out until 3am/4am. I asked about the scratches and who he’d been with the previous night, he was defensive and gave a lame excuse. We got into an argument because questioned his faithful which resulted in me packing a bag to stay the night with my family, he denied everything and slammed the door in my face.
That night I logged into all his social media accounts and emails for the very first time (don’t judge me) and found heinous things. Since the start of our two year long relationship he had active dating profiles, was sexting with various women ranging from only fans models to regular girls he met in the street, sent enquiries to escorts, had accounts on various adult sites (porn and hookups), plus he had hooked up with girls throughout our entire relationship.
In my stomach, as soon as I moved in with him and saw changes in his behaviour I knew something was up with our relationship, I just didn’t know the extent of it. Maybe I’m to blame in some aspects by not doing my due diligence and looking into his dating habits before marriage or maybe I’d never satisfied him sexually, I don’t know why he did what he did but I feel like a naive little girl. But I also feel a huge sense of relief and validation that I knew something was wrong, I wasn’t crazy.
Maybe it’s self righteous of me, but I feel vindicated to finally have an excuse to leave him. He claims he loves me and those were just sexual encounters, nothing more, but I just can’t get past the betrayal and lies. I feel sick at the thought of him possibly bringing me stds or getting another woman pregnant. I’ve lost all respect for my husband and I no longer see him as a man, I see him as a dirtbag. He says he wants to stay married and will do “anything” to make me happy but I just don’t see how things can be repaired.I guess now he is completely tarnished in my eyes, I’ll never see him as the same person again.
I feel like a failure to have to get a divorce only three months in, but I guess so be it.
Anyway, rant over.
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2024.05.21 13:58 HorrorBuff2769 30 [M4F] North Carolina - What's your favorite scary movie?!

Hey ya'll
30/M from NC here. After doing a lot of reflection on my last relationship, I realize what I want, what I need, and what I can't compromise on and I feel like it's time to get back out there.
About Me
A few things I enjoy
What I'm looking for
For communication, I have Discord, Snapchat, and good ole' texting.
Send me a chat with your favorite horror movie and let's get this started!
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2024.05.21 13:58 HorrorBuff2769 30 [M4F] North Carolina - What's your favorite scary movie?!

Hey ya'll
30/M from NC here. After doing a lot of reflection on my last relationship, I realize what I want, what I need, and what I can't compromise on and I feel like it's time to get back out there.
About Me
A few things I enjoy
What I'm looking for
For communication, I have Discord, Snapchat, and good ole' texting.
Send me a chat with your favorite horror movie and let's get this started!
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2024.05.21 13:58 MichiganMemory I can't really think of a title for this but my thoughts on Sam Levison as a filmmaker

Hey you guys totally aren't sick of seeing this topic on this sub for the 12345th time, right?
I wanted to give my 2 cents since I recent finished binging the show. Quick thoughts: loved season 1 probably one of my favourite seasons of a series in recent years. Season 2 ultimately lost me but still had some entertainment value. I also watched some of Levison's other works likeMalcolm and Marie, which I'd be an avid defender of if it was 30-40 minutes shorter. And The Idol, which just sucked.
I can definitely see why so many people are turned off by him and see him as a pervert, but I don't really see Levinson "portrating his fantasies", especially given his wife and previous girlfriend, but moreso he REALLY thinks of himself as an ~artist~ that's willing to push people's buttons. And I might be able to see where he's coming from since, even though portraying teens having sex, doing drugs, statutory rape, abuse and everything else that's made the show infamous has been a thing in media for decades, there weren't as many at the time when Euphoria first came out. And I'm going into this being fully aware that the show is intended to portray the darker side of high school, is based off Sam's experiences, is an 18+ show not for teens in the first place and of course that portrayal =/= endorsement. I personally don't have an issue with the content portrayed in the show or that there's a blurred line as to what the show is deeming morally ok or not. The problem is that Sam doesn't know when to hold back. So we have these prolonged moments with Sydney's sweenies out with the camera just sitting there for several seconds. Sex scenes that go on and on that may have intended to say something about the characters but are so gratuitous that it comes across like they're supposed to be titillating. According to heresay, its less of Levison encouraging said things but is eager to add them into his scripts which no matter what angle I try to see this from, really screams EDGELORD to me.
On top of that, there's Levison's need to respond to his critics. Which I don't take issue with in concept but like his sex scenes, is so lacking in any subtlety and he goes overboard with. One moment that I think validates this point is in the first episode of The Idol where Jocelyn's intimacy coordinator gets locked in a room for basically doing his job. Knowing that Levison had an issue with intimacy coordinators and wrote a scene that basically spells out "See? She wanted to be naked for the camera and its ~her~ body", feels a bit comical.
So in conclusion, I think Levison has good potential in cinematography and getting good performances out of his actors. Skills as a writer could use work since he can bring up interesting concepts that end up being unsatisfying or just get dropped entirely. Rather than being dismissed entirely, he probably should have the Michael Bay treatment of being able to make his art but be kept on a leash.
But who knows? Maybe in a few years, later this year, or right after I post this he'll be taken to court and proven as a legit sex offender and we'll rightfully tell him to fuck off.
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2024.05.21 13:58 breadpudding3434 How to help a student with social anxiety?

I recently fell into a teaching position with a class that is already established. One of my students has been there for about a month and she talks to her classmates a little, but she is very shy and unless someone asks her to work with them, she won’t participate.
I feel for her. I was selectively verbal and extremely shy and quiet for most of my life. I know that feeling of someone pointing out how quiet you are.
I typically allow students to choose their own partners, but i think I’m going to start assigning at least one or two days out of the week. Beyond that, I’m not sure what else I could do to help. Shes such a sweet girl and I know she’ll probably warm up eventually. It’s an abnormally large class so I get her apprehension completely. But I also need to make sure she’s getting the same amount of hands on as her classmates.
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2024.05.21 13:58 DravenDravenDraven22 [23/M] Europe - Looking for my someone 😊

Hey there! I am a 23 year old guy, and im looking for my special someone.
I am 190cm(6'3) tall, I have short black hair, hazel eyes. My hobbies are driving, working on my car, going to the gym, play video games, listen to music and watch YouTube videos, and also play with my dog too :D I go to university to be an IT Engineer and also work part time aswell.
I am a very cuddly person, very loyal, honest, and I like giving all of my attention to the person who's important for me. If we'd get closer, I'd love to spend all my freetime with you and chat/voice call a lot, and hopefully develop a long lasting relationship, and hopefully it'll turn to irl in the future.
I'm looking for a girl who's also cuddly, clingy, kind, sweet, and who'd also be a good Passenger Princess 😋
If you'd be interested in chatting and getting to know each other, send me a message :)
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2024.05.21 13:58 wintervmoonlight Possibility of borders returning? + rank on portrait

Possibility of borders returning? + rank on portrait
In the changes from OW1 to OW2 there have been many changes that have taken away from the aesthetic of the original game. All to achieve a more modern/minimalistic feel, which has been done well in elements like the UI for your cooldowns and ultimate which I think is an upgrade, but as well there are many places like the game menus (Friends list, Custom game lobby, Career profile, Main menu, VS screen, Tab in game etc.) that feel boring and missing the charm Overwatch 1 had.
Your hero portrait used to be a cool addition, showing your level progression in the form of a border, and in competitive displaying the rank that you have achieved. I'd like to talk about why this doesn't exist anymore and how it could return in a way that would be positive for the players of the game, and an optional for those who don't want it.
1: Toxicity
A big point for people that are happy borders have been removed is toxicity towards their level - "Oh you are gold border and only in platinum" insults etc. But with the current OW2 UI the TAB menu has been changed to only show the hero someone is currently playing and their username, and checking someones level (now rebranded to "Progression" levels with badges) is on their profile which has privacy settings to hide Progression, Hero badges etc. And even disable your profile being viewed entirely. The hero selection screen and any other place where your level/border could appear could also be an option to have remain private.
Leaving the idea of a border with your rank only being visible by yourself if you choose to have it enabled in the first place
2: Player progression
I have heard people say that they were inclined to remove levels because it places the battle pass as the main form of progression, but they went on to add new level system in the form of the hero progression badges. I think the battle pass is very reasonable as the game is now F2P, and people will always see it as the main progression for earning cosmetics. Having something like a border as a reward for level (or other ways) is just a nice touch, it doesn't take away from the battle passes presence.
https://preview.redd.it/0fe79dpkqr1d1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=e496ad529bc146d7c5ded700b317ebcbb0e8ae87
3: Ranked Emblem
Your rank being displayed on your portrait was a great addition to the game in OW1, a border to frame it would be nice. Many streamers since launch of OW2 have also been using overlays to update and display what rank they are, I don't see a negative of having the option to display your rank on the portrait while you are playing competitive. If people are making overlays for a removed UI feature like this for videos/streams, you should just have it as an option in game.
https://preview.redd.it/ez5xq28lqr1d1.png?width=518&format=png&auto=webp&s=83cbacd2f19832693270dd123a7c288f954a0afa
4: Options
Borders could also be an idea and customization option expanded further from just whatever the games current levelling system is.
  • "Classic" allowing you to use your final OW1 border that is currently just a badge on your profile, could also allow you to use any previous borders that you earned.
  • "Shop/BattlePass" unique borders could be purchasable/earned from the shop or battle pass, being based around whatever the theme is.
  • "Events/Challenges" allowing special borders to be another reward like sprays for game events, or earnable as a reward from challenges like how titles work - even some being hero specific.
  • "Rank" a special border based off whatever competitive rank you currently are on the role you are playing, alike to League of Legends system for their borders.
https://preview.redd.it/v13vbt8mqr1d1.png?width=733&format=png&auto=webp&s=8707526382a155b776beaacffa3488896c6cdd3d
League of Legends - Ranked borders example
https://preview.redd.it/ac5yp64oqr1d1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=90e7a4a67bc80c2f10ca75eaf9667c89d851a4f2
They removed the being on fire mechanic from your portrait at the start of ow2 to then have it make a return later on, which makes me believe that they are open to these sort of visual charms that capture the spitit of the game.
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2024.05.21 13:57 jachorus Mini tutorial: circumventing Vimm's "Download unavailable at the request of Nintendo of America"

Basically the roms are still on the server and it's just the download button that is deactivated, and I found a method to still download those seemingly unavailable roms. I'm not sure if it's the easiest one but it's the one I found to be working reliably, if anyone has an easier one feel free to share.
  1. Firstly, go to vimm's vault and open the page of the unavailable game you want to download
  2. Now look for any other game that can still be downloaded and open it in another tab (the game doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is that it has the download button available)
  3. For the sake of simplicity we will call the tab in the first step "true game" and the second one "proxy game"
  4. Go to the "true game" tab and do "right-click -> inspect" on any part of the website
  5. Don't worry if you don't understand this stuff, you only need to perform a search (depending on your browser there will be a bar that says "Search in HTML" or you will have to activate that search bar with Ctrl+F)
  6. On that search bar input "mediaid". Keep pressing intro (this looks for the next matching result, as there will be more than one) until you find a line that reads like this: (where the XXXXX are actually a string of numbers)
  7. Copy or write down that number and you can now close the "true game" tab, we won't need it anymore
  8. Go to the "proxy game" tab and repeat the steps 5 and 6
  9. Now instead of copying it you will replace that number by the one we already copied before from the "true game". Some browsers allow you to directly edit the values but in other browsers you will have to right click on the value and select "Edit attribute"
  10. Once done you can click the download button of the "proxy game". If it all went well it will download the "true game" instead of the "proxy game"
And that's it, if you didn't understand something tell me in the comments and I will make it as clear as possible.
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2024.05.21 13:57 maximusaemilius A cozy day with a tall chitin-armored alien girlfriend.

She got up in the dark, with only the dim ambience of soft blue lighting to accompany her. She stretched all four arms, her two legs, and rolled her neck. It struck her as mildly interesting in that moment, how something so small could connect them to humans, The thought was fleeting as she took another step forward to kneel down on the floor. There, in a little alcove in the wall, she had set a volcanic rock from Anin, dried moss, and other paraphernalia from her home world. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath resting her hands together.
Praise and respect to the spirits of Anin. Praise the fathers and mothers of war gone to their rest below the moss and the earth. Praise their spirits that watch from the sky and peer through the ether down upon us.
She continued the slow mantra in the style of Prayer learned from Naktan and pulled her concentration to her core, ignoring anything and everything around her. A deep state of meditation overtook her. She would never have done this if she thought there were any chance that she was in danger, but below she knew Earth glowed like a sphere before their orbiting ship. There was no worry of invasion.
She thought she heard something at one point, but chose to ignore it as she continued her mantra.
Eventually, and after an unknown amount of minutes, she stood and turned slowly to find-
She stopped, and crossed her arms over her chest.
"What are you doing?”
Adam burrowed his way further down into her blankets, nuzzling his head up against her pillow,
"So warm, and comfy!"
She tried not to smile,
"You dumbass."
He pulled the blankets tighter around himself,
"You know, I did come here to talk to you, but now I actually am really comfortable, so come back in two hours."
"I- This is MY home!"
He closed his eyes and pretended to snore loudly.
She rolled her eyes as she watched him theatrically pretend to sleep. She looked around mildly for a moment, before picking up another pillow and glancing at the door. She casually walked over, dropped the pillow on his head and then held it down as if she intended to smother him.
”Die human scum!”
That got him up and moving.
Before long the two of them were grappling for the upper hand, him trying to put her in a choke hold, and her using her lower arms to pinch him.
He yelped,
"Ouch! Pinching is illegal!”
"Sissy."
He clamped his legs around her lower arms, pinning them in place.
She struggled for a minute and then went limp.
She could feel his smug smile,
"I win, I beat the saint of Anin. Everyone bow at my feet."
"You say that, but if this were a real fight, since you’re a human male, you're the one with a self-destruct button."
"Self-destruct button...?"
"Meaning if this were a real fight, I would have punched you in the balls."
"Yaoooutch… Oh god… Please don't."
Finally, he let her go, leaving the two of them to lay on her bed, sheets scattered on the floor around them, and her pillows in disarray. Adam put his hands behind his head and sighed.
She glanced over at him,
"I don't suppose you came to just hang out. Here on Admiral-ly business?"
He groaned, pulling one of her pillows over his face,
"Please smother me for real this time."
She leaned up on one of her elbows,
"Why?"
"I don't wanna be an adult anymore!"
She tilted her head to the side, watching in amusement as he attempted to throw a childlike tantrum, but only really had the energy to kick his feet once,
"It's boring and lame and they won’t let me wear heelies to important meetings... also children don't have to pay taxes."
She laughed, pulling the pillow from his face,
"Adam you are many things, but 'adult' is not one of them."
He grinned slightly,
"True enough."
He sighed again and rested his head back against the pillows,
"I just want to get back to what we are supposed to be doing, exploring the universe and making cool alien friends."
He threw up his hands in frustration,
"But suddenly I find myself embroiled in stupid annoying politics that I don't understand, being used by people who are, let’s face it, WAY smarter than me, constantly finding myself getting manipulated."
She huffed,
"They aren't smarter than you Adam, they're just manipulative, and you aren't."
He sighed,
"Fair enough."
Then he looked at her, bright green eyes reflecting the soft ambient blue light,
"I just, I miss this, I miss us, I miss hanging out and doing stupid shit, and all of the things I could do when I wasn't so important and this operation was smaller."
She smiled rather sadly reaching one hand over for his, lacing the four of her fingers through the five of his,
"Well someone has to do the hard things, who better than you?”
He glanced over at her, raising an eyebrow,
"Or you, miss saint?”
She rolled her eyes again,
"Can't seem to get you off of that. I'm still the same person I used to be."
"But with power."
She elbowed him gently and he grinned,
"But really, I am proud and impressed and... Let's be honest super super smug that 'I' know you personally."
"I know, I am pretty terrific."
The two of them laughed for a minute before settling down again. He glanced over to her little shrine on the wall,
"What were you doing just then?"
She looked up at the ceiling, following the lines of metal and rivets with her eyes,
"Praying to the spirits of Anin."
Embarrassed, he shifted,
"I didn't know you were... Well I didn't think you were all that religious?"
She shrugged,
"Don't feel bad, it's sort of a new thing. Back before all this, it was sort of just stories to me. Like I believed it because that was what everyone believed, but I didn't really accept it, or feel it the way I do now. After everything with my mother, it was hard to feel connected to something I felt I wasn't a part of... But then after visiting my mother, after becoming a saint for a religion I never really followed... Well, it started to make more sense. It feels real now in a way that it never did."
She turned to look at him, finding him watching her, the UV blue stripes in his skin glowing blue.
"I believe in the spirits of Anin more than I ever have."
He smiled at her and squeezed her hand,
"I'm glad to hear it."
They lapsed into silence for a long moment, staring up at the ceiling before, inevitably he broke it,
"So this makes you like, space Moses right?”
She frowned and turned to look at him,
"What is a “Moses”?"
He grinned,
"A guy from one of the Earth Religions. You know, guy follows god's directions to lead his people away from slavery, climbs a mountain, receives the word of god, comes down to give it to the people, that sort of thing."
Sunny tilted her head slightly to the side,
"Are you religious?"
He paused, frowning,
"I... well I... don't really know. My family has been some flavor of Christian for a long time."
"Christian?"
"Uh yeah, the general idea is that there is one all-powerful deity who created everything. He has rules and laws that you are supposed to follow, the general tenants of this specific religion mostly boil down to: love everyone and don't be a dick, which humans are notoriously bad at. You sin you go to hell, a very bad place after you die, and if you are a good person you go to heaven. Problem is everyone is a sinner and breaks the rules, so really no one was going to get into heaven."
"That sounds bleak..."
"Well, that's where the other stuff comes in. Basically, this all-powerful deity sent down his son in human form to live a perfect life, so when he was martyred he took on the sins of all of humanity and paid for them in the greatest act of mercy to open the gate for the rest of us into heaven."
Sunny shifted as he tilted to the side to lay in the crook of her arms,
"Of course that is just one religion among tons on earth, we aren't really as cohesive in our beliefs as Drev are... As for me... I'm not really sure."
She tilted her head to the side, cheek resting against his hair,
"After seeing space, I become more and more convinced of some... Thing that created everything, but beyond that it's sort of a tossup."
She ran one hand through his hair, coarse but still soft somehow.
"You know my name comes from that religion?”
She turned her head to look at him,
"Oh, really?”
"Adam was the first man."
"What do you mean!?”
Adam shrugged,
"He was supposedly the first man that god created, from the dust of the earth... I think?"
She gave him a sidelong glance,
"Look, and you get to be the first idiot in space."
He snorted and poked her in the ribs.
"There were PLENTY of idiots in space before me, believe you me."
"Mmm I don't know, you are pretty dumb."
He laughed, grabbing a pillow and hitting her with it. She rolled over so she was lying on top of him and then went limp.
He struggled,
"Get your big ass off me."
"Oh no, I have been attacked by a sudden acute case of the “my spine doesn't work anymore”-disease."
"If you don't move, you'll suddenly find yourself with a case of “fist in your face”-disease."
She laughed and rolled off him, making sure the hard parts of her carapace were sticking down for maximum discomfort.
He grunted.
They returned to lying down next to each other in the half darkness. Sunny reached over and turned on some quiet music in the background as the two of them sat and talked, and laughed.
"I can't wait to get back to deep space."
He closed his eyes and hummed softly at the thought,
"Just the crew and the darkness and nothing ahead of us but an endless frontier."
Surprisingly, she found the thought to be more than a little comforting, and closed her eyes thinking about the vast reaches of blackness and the endless spinning galaxies.
"And while we are out, we can drop Conn into a pulsar."
He snorted,
“Why? Well first of for scientific reasons! If a marshmallow causes a nuclear blast, I wonder what dropping Conn would do… but at least he’d be dead.”
"That billowy bastard would survive and you know it."
She huffed,
"Still though, if I have to hear one more smug lecture how he has a child with you, I'm gonna wring his scrawny neck."
He grinned teeth flashing blue in the light,
"Is someone... Jealous?"
Sunny laughed, almost tipping him off the bed and onto the floor with her mirth,
"Yes Adam, I am totally jealous, really I am, ‘kay?. I mean who wouldn't want to have a child with YOU, big dumb, dork. Really the perfect place to put my superior genes."
"Superior genes, says someone who can't reach the top shelf."
She kicked him, foot clanging off his prosthetic,
"I am a foot taller than you."
He placed his hand next to his ear,
"What was that, I can't hear you over how short you are."
Sunny shook her head,
"At least I have binocular vision and both my knees."
"So we are gonna ignore that that binocular vision is due to a prosthetic now after the whole “your mom” incident? And also, veeery important: weird neck nostrils, don't forget about those!"
"Oh yes, so I can’t house them on my face like you and your bigass nose."
"Low blow, low blow."
"There are... Lower things... I could make fun of."
He snorted,
"Can't make fun of it if you've never seen it. You on the other hand, walking around in the nude..."
"You're welcome. Who wouldn't love…"
She gestured to herself,
"This."
"Mmm yeah... chitin, very sexy."
"I am a gift to the universe, and should be appreciated by everyone."
He brushed a hand through his hair,
"Well I find that real gifts are gift wrapped, so jot that down."
"Oh yeah, like a prank gift when you put something lame in a box for something cool."
He frowned at her,
"You wound me. My feelings are so very very hurt. I might even cry."
"I drink human tears."
"That… that's really gross.'
She laughed and then they lapsed into silence. She could hear him breathing quietly next to her in the darkness, his chest rising and falling under the ambient blue light. She looked across the room to where her saint armor was hanging in its climate-controlled case illuminated to a pearly sheen.
"Adam?"
"Yeah?”
"You know I'm just kidding about calling you dumb right?"
"Yeah I know."
"I'm proud of what you've been doing."
Adam turned to look at her rather incredulous,
"Me, of what? I haven't been doing shit."
"So, we are just going to ignore you overthrowing a maniacal politician while simultaneously piloting a 2,000 year old spacecraft?"
"That was more Conn and Eris than it was me."
"It was your idea."
"Let’s not forget Admiral Kelly."
Sunny pulled him closer,
"I am sorry, I will not be accepting anything other than you acknowledging that you did a good job."
"Screw you!”
"You'd like that wouldn't you?”
He sighed,
"You've been talking to Ramirez WAY too much."
She was only slightly smug as she rested her head back against the pillow,
"I really should get up and train..."
"We should yeah..."
Neither of them moved.
"Alternatively, we could just... Lay here... All day and do... nothing."
She looked up at the ceiling for a long moment and pretended to be in deep contemplation before…
"Well it's official, you have convinced me. You and your silver tongue."
"I am a master negotiator."
He shifted position putting one arm behind his head,
"Think about it, by this time tomorrow we will be back to space exploring and doing what we should have been doing all along. I can't wait."
"That makes two of us."
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2024.05.21 13:56 Lunabeamer83 Question

Is there anything I can do legally to stop my neighbor from disrupting my living space?
I moved into my home as Covid hit so 2020, I had just been burnt by what I thought was a friend so I didn’t want to make new ones but my friend who helped me move suggested I get to know thy neighbor, boy was that a mistake!
The first year: she had a small dog who piss and shit in the front yard, it’s okay she picked up after him. The weeds were an issue and she wants me to help weed the yard her dog did his deeds. She also has a cat that poops in every space on my property she doesn’t clean up I had plant die because the cat pees in the flower bed. My friend used the garage to fix things as his was under repair and the door would be closed but she would walk right in to get him to fix things for her for free, resulting in him not using the garage and he doesn’t come over anymore for fear of bumping into her. Made the mistake of giving her my number all she did was text me about my dog barking and she would exaggerate it as well as I confirmed with another neighbor who said yes it barks but not often or long. Year 2: I’m annoyed, I push back by making her do the yard work in the front your dog and cat mess up the front you should clean it was my attitude. The continuous texts about my dog barking doesn’t stop. She now starts complaining about my programs I watch on tv because she can see through my window to my tv. Oh yeah did I mention she looks into my windows to see if I’m home when I ignore the door. She has learned I leave my door unlock, she tried to come in my home but my dog stopped her. She has tried to get my husband to do things for her. I ran a home beauty spa out of my home and she kept approaching my clients that I ended up closing my spa. Year three: I can’t leave my house she’s watching me come and go. When I leave my home she’s texting me about the dog barking. I gave up my life outside the house to ensure my dog didn’t bark. I can’t watch tv, even with privacy film on the window she sees the light from the tv on and she texts me about it. I work from home and attend college from home so I need to disconnect some how so I listen to music well apparently I can’t do that either. Now, I have a family member who came from Manitoba he’s got a big truck as he’s in construction and wants to try to see if he can get stable out here. He hasn’t been here no more then 24 hours and she follows him from my side walk all the way into my home trying to get him to talk to her. My daughter stopped her at the door said no and slammed the door in her face.
Also the dog thing has gotten to the point she’s called by law twice he came and I provided documentation the dog is trained and how it’s been trained and by law left. She’s also gone as far as to call and harassed the owner about the dog again I provided the documentation to help others understand the dog. I have a written note from by law as well.
I would really like not to move, so don’t suggest this. The dog is at the end of life and will be put down in June. None of my friends want to come here for fear of being bothered by her.
I can’t seem to listen to music, watch tv, enjoy my space or let alone go and come as I please.
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2024.05.21 13:55 bluntedsam Would I be the AH ??

I (24F) had a kid with (32M) , I got pregnant within my first month of being with this guy and I had only known him for two months prior , I know not the smartest but basically while I was 7 months pregnant he was sober for almost 4 years at this point and from one day to another decided he wanted to relapse. It was hell for almost a year , received bunch of nasty text from this guy , bring chaos to my home , cheating on me , not coming home , calling me every name in the book during EVERY interaction . So fast forward to a whole year later and we are separated for a couple months now which I’m very happy and it was very much my decision and he has the baby every other weekend for only 1 night and doesn’t wanna give me money so annoying . But the question of why I would be the asshole is because I’m a stay at home mom while babysitting my nephew and that’s how I am able to make alittle cash , so me and sister made plan to go to Vegas in June 2024 and it will be from Thursday night to Sunday night. He works full time and I booked the flight and all and he’s saying I’m an asshole for planning that trip knowing he will have to figure out daycare situation.
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2024.05.21 13:54 Beautiful_Shop8348 [TX] boss restricting bathroom breaks during work hours

Hey everyone,
I'm in a bit of a tricky situation at work and wanted to get some advice or hear if anyone else has gone through something similar. I work at a medium-sized company in Texas, and recently my boss has started implementing some really strict rules about when we can use the bathroom.
Basically, we're only allowed to go during our designated break times, which are two 15-minute breaks and a 30-minute lunch break. If anyone needs to go outside of those times, we have to get special permission, and even then, it's frowned upon. This just started a couple of weeks ago, and it's making a lot of us really uncomfortable and anxious.
A couple of my coworkers have tried to talk to him about it, explaining that sometimes it's just not possible to wait, especially if you have a medical condition or are just having an off day. But he shut them down pretty quickly, saying that we need to manage our time better and that frequent bathroom breaks are a distraction and reduce productivity.
I understand the need to maintain productivity, but this just seems extreme and honestly a bit dehumanizing. I've never had a job where bathroom use was so strictly controlled. I'm worried about what might happen if someone has an emergency or if this is even legal.
Does anyone know if there are any laws or regulations about this kind of thing in Texas? Or has anyone dealt with a similar situation and found a way to handle it? I'm considering talking to HR, but I'm not sure how to approach it without making things worse.
Thanks for any advice or insights you can offer.
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2024.05.21 13:54 Dr_Pauls Hair Transplant: Can it Bring Your Hair Back?

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Many people face hair loss. If you are also suffering from loss, you may have tried different hair care products. Some people also try medications. But nothing seems to work. However, there can be one effective solution to this - a hair transplantation treatment.
Hair transplantation is a surgical process. It involves moving hair from one part of your scalp to another. Generally, hair grows in patches on your head. The back of your scalp generally has hair that keeps growing. This is called the donor area.
In this process, the surgeon takes hair grafts from the donor area. These grafts can have one to four hairs. The surgeon then makes small holes in the bald or thinning area, called the recipient area. They place the grafts in these holes. And eventually hair grows in this area.
If you are looking for the best hair transplant in Kolkata, consult an expert today.

Is Hair Transplant Effective?

Hair transplant provides effective results. The new hair looks natural. It grows at the same rate as your existing hair. However, a hair transplant's outcome depends on a lot of factors. They work best for people with stable hair loss. Here are some things to consider before opting for hair transplantation in Kolkata:

What to Expect During Hair Transplant Surgery

Hair transplant surgery is usually done as an outpatient procedure. This means you won't have to stay overnight in the hospital. Here is what to expect from a hair transplant procedure:

Recovery After Hair Transplant Surgery

You may experience some swelling and discomfort after hair transplant surgery. This can be managed with pain medication. You may also see some scabbing around the transplanted hair. This is normal and will go away on its own within a few days.
Here are some tips for recovering from hair transplant surgery:

Benefits of Hair Transplants

Hair transplants offer several benefits:

What are the Risks of Hair Transplant?

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Considering Hair Transplantation in Kolkata?

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Dr. Paul’s Advanced Hair & Skin Solutions is a leading hair transplant clinic in Kolkata. We offer hair transplantation treatment using the latest technique. We have a team of experienced surgeons who can help you achieve natural-looking and permanent results.

Conclusion

Hair transplantation can be a very effective way to restore hair loss. If you are considering this procedure, be sure to talk to a qualified surgeon. Discuss your options and determine if it's right for you. Dr. Paul’s Advanced Hair & Skin Solutions can help you achieve the thick, healthy hair you desire. Schedule a consultation today to learn more about our services in hair transplantation in Kolkata.
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2024.05.21 13:53 maximusaemilius Empyrean Iris: 2-184 In the Ambiance (by Charlie Star)

FYI, this is a story COLLECTION. Lots of standalones technically. So, you can basically start to read at any chapter, no pre-read of the other chapters needed technically (other than maybe getting better descriptions of characters than: Adam Vir=human, Krill=antlike alien, Sunny=tall alien, Conn=telepathic alien). The numbers are (mostly) only for organization of posts and continuity.
OC Written by Charlie Stastarrfallknightrise,
Typed up and then posted here by me.
Proofreading and language check for some chapters by u/Finbar9800 u/BakeGullible9975 u/Didnotseemecomein and u/medium_jock
Future Lore and fact check done by me.
Awwwww! So cute!
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She got up in the dark, with only the dim ambience of soft blue lighting to accompany her. She stretched all four arms, her two legs, and rolled her neck. It struck her as mildly interesting in that moment, how something so small could connect them to humans, The thought was fleeting as she took another step forward to kneel down on the floor. There, in a little alcove in the wall, she had set a volcanic rock from Anin, dried moss, and other paraphernalia from her home world. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath resting her hands together.
Praise and respect to the spirits of Anin. Praise the fathers and mothers of war gone to their rest below the moss and the earth. Praise their spirits that watch from the sky and peer through the ether down upon us.
She continued the slow mantra in the style of Prayer learned from Naktan and pulled her concentration to her core, ignoring anything and everything around her. A deep state of meditation overtook her. She would never have done this if she thought there were any chance that she was in danger, but below she knew Earth glowed like a sphere before their orbiting ship. There was no worry of invasion.
She thought she heard something at one point, but chose to ignore it as she continued her mantra.
Eventually, and after an unknown amount of minutes, she stood and turned slowly to find-
She stopped, and crossed her arms over her chest.
"What are you doing?”
Adam burrowed his way further down into her blankets, nuzzling his head up against her pillow,
"So warm, and comfy!"
She tried not to smile,
"You dumbass."
He pulled the blankets tighter around himself,
"You know, I did come here to talk to you, but now I actually am really comfortable, so come back in two hours."
"I- This is MY home!"
He closed his eyes and pretended to snore loudly.
She rolled her eyes as she watched him theatrically pretend to sleep. She looked around mildly for a moment, before picking up another pillow and glancing at the door. She casually walked over, dropped the pillow on his head and then held it down as if she intended to smother him.
”Die human scum!”
That got him up and moving.
Before long the two of them were grappling for the upper hand, him trying to put her in a choke hold, and her using her lower arms to pinch him.
He yelped,
"Ouch! Pinching is illegal!”
"Sissy."
He clamped his legs around her lower arms, pinning them in place.
She struggled for a minute and then went limp.
She could feel his smug smile,
"I win, I beat the saint of Anin. Everyone bow at my feet."
"You say that, but if this were a real fight, since you’re a human male, you're the one with a self-destruct button."
"Self-destruct button...?"
"Meaning if this were a real fight, I would have punched you in the balls."
"Yaoooutch… Oh god… Please don't."
Finally, he let her go, leaving the two of them to lay on her bed, sheets scattered on the floor around them, and her pillows in disarray. Adam put his hands behind his head and sighed.
She glanced over at him,
"I don't suppose you came to just hang out. Here on Admiral-ly business?"
He groaned, pulling one of her pillows over his face,
"Please smother me for real this time."
She leaned up on one of her elbows,
"Why?"
"I don't wanna be an adult anymore!"
She tilted her head to the side, watching in amusement as he attempted to throw a childlike tantrum, but only really had the energy to kick his feet once,
"It's boring and lame and they won’t let me wear heelies to important meetings... also children don't have to pay taxes."
She laughed, pulling the pillow from his face,
"Adam you are many things, but 'adult' is not one of them."
He grinned slightly,
"True enough."
He sighed again and rested his head back against the pillows,
"I just want to get back to what we are supposed to be doing, exploring the universe and making cool alien friends."
He threw up his hands in frustration,
"But suddenly I find myself embroiled in stupid annoying politics that I don't understand, being used by people who are, let’s face it, WAY smarter than me, constantly finding myself getting manipulated."
She huffed,
"They aren't smarter than you Adam, they're just manipulative, and you aren't."
He sighed,
"Fair enough."
Then he looked at her, bright green eyes reflecting the soft ambient blue light,
"I just, I miss this, I miss us, I miss hanging out and doing stupid shit, and all of the things I could do when I wasn't so important and this operation was smaller."
She smiled rather sadly reaching one hand over for his, lacing the four of her fingers through the five of his,
"Well someone has to do the hard things, who better than you?”
He glanced over at her, raising an eyebrow,
"Or you, miss saint?”
She rolled her eyes again,
"Can't seem to get you off of that. I'm still the same person I used to be."
"But with power."
She elbowed him gently and he grinned,
"But really, I am proud and impressed and... Let's be honest super super smug that 'I' know you personally."
"I know, I am pretty terrific."
The two of them laughed for a minute before settling down again. He glanced over to her little shrine on the wall,
"What were you doing just then?"
She looked up at the ceiling, following the lines of metal and rivets with her eyes,
"Praying to the spirits of Anin."
Embarrassed, he shifted,
"I didn't know you were... Well I didn't think you were all that religious?"
She shrugged,
"Don't feel bad, it's sort of a new thing. Back before all this, it was sort of just stories to me. Like I believed it because that was what everyone believed, but I didn't really accept it, or feel it the way I do now. After everything with my mother, it was hard to feel connected to something I felt I wasn't a part of... But then after visiting my mother, after becoming a saint for a religion I never really followed... Well, it started to make more sense. It feels real now in a way that it never did."
She turned to look at him, finding him watching her, the UV blue stripes in his skin glowing blue.
"I believe in the spirits of Anin more than I ever have."
He smiled at her and squeezed her hand,
"I'm glad to hear it."
They lapsed into silence for a long moment, staring up at the ceiling before, inevitably he broke it,
"So this makes you like, space Moses right?”
She frowned and turned to look at him,
"What is a “Moses”?"
He grinned,
"A guy from one of the Earth Religions. You know, guy follows god's directions to lead his people away from slavery, climbs a mountain, receives the word of god, comes down to give it to the people, that sort of thing."
Sunny tilted her head slightly to the side,
"Are you religious?"
He paused, frowning,
"I... well I... don't really know. My family has been some flavor of Christian for a long time."
"Christian?"
"Uh yeah, the general idea is that there is one all-powerful deity who created everything. He has rules and laws that you are supposed to follow, the general tenants of this specific religion mostly boil down to: love everyone and don't be a dick, which humans are notoriously bad at. You sin you go to hell, a very bad place after you die, and if you are a good person you go to heaven. Problem is everyone is a sinner and breaks the rules, so really no one was going to get into heaven."
"That sounds bleak..."
"Well, that's where the other stuff comes in. Basically, this all-powerful deity sent down his son in human form to live a perfect life, so when he was martyred he took on the sins of all of humanity and paid for them in the greatest act of mercy to open the gate for the rest of us into heaven."
Sunny shifted as he tilted to the side to lay in the crook of her arms,
"Of course that is just one religion among tons on earth, we aren't really as cohesive in our beliefs as Drev are... As for me... I'm not really sure."
She tilted her head to the side, cheek resting against his hair,
"After seeing space, I become more and more convinced of some... Thing that created everything, but beyond that it's sort of a tossup."
She ran one hand through his hair, coarse but still soft somehow.
"You know my name comes from that religion?”
She turned her head to look at him,
"Oh, really?”
"Adam was the first man."
"What do you mean!?”
Adam shrugged,
"He was supposedly the first man that god created, from the dust of the earth... I think?"
She gave him a sidelong glance,
"Look, and you get to be the first idiot in space."
He snorted and poked her in the ribs.
"There were PLENTY of idiots in space before me, believe you me."
"Mmm I don't know, you are pretty dumb."
He laughed, grabbing a pillow and hitting her with it. She rolled over so she was lying on top of him and then went limp.
He struggled,
"Get your big ass off me."
"Oh no, I have been attacked by a sudden acute case of the “my spine doesn't work anymore”-disease."
"If you don't move, you'll suddenly find yourself with a case of “fist in your face”-disease."
She laughed and rolled off him, making sure the hard parts of her carapace were sticking down for maximum discomfort.
He grunted.
They returned to lying down next to each other in the half darkness. Sunny reached over and turned on some quiet music in the background as the two of them sat and talked, and laughed.
"I can't wait to get back to deep space."
He closed his eyes and hummed softly at the thought,
"Just the crew and the darkness and nothing ahead of us but an endless frontier."
Surprisingly, she found the thought to be more than a little comforting, and closed her eyes thinking about the vast reaches of blackness and the endless spinning galaxies.
"And while we are out, we can drop Conn into a pulsar."
He snorted,
“Why? Well first of for scientific reasons! If a marshmallow causes a nuclear blast, I wonder what dropping Conn would do… but at least he’d be dead.”
"That billowy bastard would survive and you know it."
She huffed,
"Still though, if I have to hear one more smug lecture how he has a child with you, I'm gonna wring his scrawny neck."
He grinned teeth flashing blue in the light,
"Is someone... Jealous?"
Sunny laughed, almost tipping him off the bed and onto the floor with her mirth,
"Yes Adam, I am totally jealous, really I am, ‘kay?. I mean who wouldn't want to have a child with YOU, big dumb, dork. Really the perfect place to put my superior genes."
"Superior genes, says someone who can't reach the top shelf."
She kicked him, foot clanging off his prosthetic,
"I am a foot taller than you."
He placed his hand next to his ear,
"What was that, I can't hear you over how short you are."
Sunny shook her head,
"At least I have binocular vision and both my knees."
"So we are gonna ignore that that binocular vision is due to a prosthetic now after the whole “your mom” incident? And also, veeery important: weird neck nostrils, don't forget about those!"
"Oh yes, so I can’t house them on my face like you and your bigass nose."
"Low blow, low blow."
"There are... Lower things... I could make fun of."
He snorted,
"Can't make fun of it if you've never seen it. You on the other hand, walking around in the nude..."
"You're welcome. Who wouldn't love…"
She gestured to herself,
"This."
"Mmm yeah... chitin, very sexy."
"I am a gift to the universe, and should be appreciated by everyone."
He brushed a hand through his hair,
"Well I find that real gifts are gift wrapped, so jot that down."
"Oh yeah, like a prank gift when you put something lame in a box for something cool."
He frowned at her,
"You wound me. My feelings are so very very hurt. I might even cry."
"I drink human tears."
"That… that's really gross.'
She laughed and then they lapsed into silence. She could hear him breathing quietly next to her in the darkness, his chest rising and falling under the ambient blue light. She looked across the room to where her saint armor was hanging in its climate-controlled case illuminated to a pearly sheen.
"Adam?"
"Yeah?”
"You know I'm just kidding about calling you dumb right?"
"Yeah I know."
"I'm proud of what you've been doing."
Adam turned to look at her rather incredulous,
"Me, of what? I haven't been doing shit."
"So, we are just going to ignore you overthrowing a maniacal politician while simultaneously piloting a 2,000 year old spacecraft?"
"That was more Conn and Eris than it was me."
"It was your idea."
"Let’s not forget Admiral Kelly."
Sunny pulled him closer,
"I am sorry, I will not be accepting anything other than you acknowledging that you did a good job."
"Screw you!”
"You'd like that wouldn't you?”
He sighed,
"You've been talking to Ramirez WAY too much."
She was only slightly smug as she rested her head back against the pillow,
"I really should get up and train..."
"We should yeah..."
Neither of them moved.
"Alternatively, we could just... Lay here... All day and do... nothing."
She looked up at the ceiling for a long moment and pretended to be in deep contemplation before…
"Well it's official, you have convinced me. You and your silver tongue."
"I am a master negotiator."
He shifted position putting one arm behind his head,
"Think about it, by this time tomorrow we will be back to space exploring and doing what we should have been doing all along. I can't wait."
"That makes two of us."
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Want to find a specific one, see the whole list or check fanart?
Here is the link to the master-post.
Intro post by me
OC-whole collection
Patreon of the author
Thanks for reading! As you saw in the title, this is a cross posted story written by starrfallknightrise and I'll just upload some of it here for you guys, if you are interested and want to read ahead, the original story-collection can be found on tumblr or wattpad to read for free. (link above this text under "OC:..." ) It is the Empyrean Iris story collection by starfallknightrise. Also, if you want to know more about the story collection i made an intro post about it, so feel free to check that out to see what other great characters to look forward to! (Link also above this text). I have no affiliations to the author; just thought I’d share some of the great stories you might enjoy a lot!
Obviously, I have Charlie’s permission to post this and for the people already knowing the stories, or starting to read them: If you follow the link and check out the story you will see some differences. I made some small (non-artistic) changes, mainly correcting writing mistakes, pronoun correction and some small additional info here and there of things which were not thought of/forgotten or even were added/changed in later stories (like the “USS->UNSC” prefix of Stabby, Chalar=/->Sunny etc). As well as some "biggemajor" changes in descriptions and info’s for the same stringency/continuity reason. That can be explained by the story collection being, well a story collection at the start with many standalone-stories just starring the same people, but later on it gets more to a stringent storyline with backstories and throwbacks. (For example Adam Vir has some HEAVY scars over his body, following his bones, which were not really talked about up till half the collection, where it says it covers his whole body and you find out via backflash that he had them the whole time and how he got them, they just weren't mentioned before. However, I would think a doctor would at least see these scars before that, especially since he gets analyzed, treated and goes shirtless/in T-shirts in some stories). So TLDR: Writing and some descriptions are slightly changed, with full OK from the author, since he himself did not bother to correct these things before.
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2024.05.21 13:52 Pratheeksha_Ramesh For beginners who wants to manifest sp or communication from sp.

I manifested communication from my sp . I wanted to take baby steps so I went with communication first . It went from him blocking me to him now wanting to see me on video call everyday. From him not wanting to look at me to him going crazy over my cute snaps.
First work on self concept . Don't jump into manifesting out of desperation or obsession. You know your worth , value . Heal yourself , heal your wounds and work on your shadows which make you resistant.
80% of your work is done as soon as you're a confident individual who has worked on their self concept.
Second comes affirmations. Choose small yet good affirmations which yourself as well as your subconscious mind can remember anytime of the day when you want to affirm. Don't over complicate it. (Tip: keep your affirmations in the form of "I am")
Thrid comes the technique to remove any limiting beliefs. If your self concept is perfect there won't be any limiting beliefs. But incase if there's any you can create affirmations on spot which is opposite of your limiting beliefs. For instance something or someone is making you doubt yourself , just affirm that " that/ they're not a threat , they're just a joke" something like that .
Fourth is patience, detachment from the outcome and persistence. You shouldn't give a damn about 3D no matter what. Whatever the situation is no damn should be given to 3D. You shouldn't be attached to the outcome. Remember the more you wait and chase the father it runs. You should persist no matter whatever you are going through. If u have an emotional break down .. i understand give it 5 mins I mean only 5 mins & then pick yourself up and align yourself back and continue with your manifestation.
You can DM me if u want to anything in specific. I'm also on path of learning and I'll help you with whatever I can ! Happy manifesting y'all !
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2024.05.21 13:52 thek1savage Is it just me or…

Question for everyone: How much less would you make a year for 5 weeks PTO and Fridays off?
Is it just me or private companies for the most part aren’t treating people fairly anymore?
I dont mean to have a doomer mindset but (23M):
  1. I don’t like working for someone.
  2. I don’t wanna get a PE because I don’t want the responsibility.
  3. To me 100k-150k in most careers aren’t even worth it anymore in the U.S. economy imo.
Note: I’ve always been a responsible person who follows the rules and is trying to achieve “the American Dream” but I feel like by the time I get there my youth would go to waste. I do have many hobbies and I enjoy my life outside of work btw.
Random Question: What do you consider young to be (until what age)?
Do you need a EIT or PE? Is just having the EIT enough?
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2024.05.21 13:51 sonofacrakr Just remember, they can and will get rid of you at any time no matter how hard you work.

I am a contractor for a very large company. Six months ago during my interview, Human Resources asked me if I would be willing to stay after my temporary assignment. They said they were impressed with my resume and credentials.
Since I am a contractor, I busted my ass extra hard these past 6 months. I worked overtime and skipped lunch when possible to push my metrics above and beyond (my own fault).
Last month, I participated in a corporate program where I sought out and enrolled extra customers which earned more money for the company. All the Sales Managers thanked me for this. My boss told Human Resources that I absolutely deserve to be hired on permanently.
Last week, I sat in a hour long interview with Human Resources while I was questioned about what I have learned and given the usual rapid fire questions where you barely have time to recover before another person speaks. It was exhausting. The questions were hard but my boss prepared me and told me I was a great candidate. My boss said "you got this!".
I received a call from home on my personal cell phone yesterday which I found odd because I did not give HR this information. Someone from HR said I was absolutely qualified for the role but that someone else was hired. They also told me that means my contract is over TODAY.
So, now I am entirely out of a job. It's such shit the way employers in corporate treat their employees. I asked if I could have this in formal writing and I was told no. That a phone conversation was sufficient.
Never give more than you have to. Never skip lunch and never ever work harder than necessary just because someone acts like you're about to be promoted. Usually, it's all a facade so they can squeeze you dry while someone else is already in the position they're pretending you will receive.
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2024.05.21 13:51 BidOk655 Hey Tabitha

I honestly hope you read this .... There is a very very slim chance of anyone with Autism wearing the clothes and accessories you do . This is how I know you are NOT DIAGNOSED!! For 1 I am diagnosed and i plan every day how im going to dress, how the clothes are going to make my skin feel , how bad the texture of the material is going to bother me and what kind of mood all of this is going to put me in ... let me just drop this article right here for you to read ... THE RIGHT CLOTHING CHOICES FOR INDIVIDUALS WITH AUTISM When it comes to autism spectrum disorder (ASD), everyday tasks can be a challenge for individuals. From social interactions to sensory processing, there are many areas where people on the spectrum can face difficulties. Clothing is one of them, and picking the right outfit can be a particularly daunting experience for people with ASD. In this blog post, we’ll explore the many ways that clothing can affect those on the spectrum and offer some tips on how to create a wardrobe that will work for you or your loved one. TIPS 2: COMFORTABLE & PRACTICAL For those struggling with sensory issues, tight or restrictive clothing should be avoided. Clothing that is too tight, or too loose, can lead to feelings of discomfort or restriction, which can make it harder for individuals with ASD to focus on daily tasks. Clothes that allow for ease of movement and ventilation, such as cotton fabric clothing, can be ideal for people with ASD TIP 3: AVOIDING OVER-STIMULATION Clothing with bold patterns, bright colors, or graphic designs can be overwhelming for someone with ASD and can increase the risk of sensory overload. If you are looking for patterned or bright clothing, it is suggested to reduce the overall sensory stimulation in the rest of the environment. If sensory overload is a concern, solid colors can often be a great choice as they create a calmer and more consistent environment. TIP 4: ADAPTABLE CLOTHING For individuals with motor difficulties or anxiety, adaptive clothing options can make life easier. Clothing with Velcro straps or magnetic buttons, for example, can help with independent dressing, while inseam zippers can facilitate bathroom usage. In some cases, adaptive clothing can be used to promote independence by allowing the individual on the spectrum to dress without relying on others.
TIP 5: SENSORYFRIENDLY ACCESSORIES Hats, gloves, shoes, and jewelry can also affect an individual’s comfort levels. For people with ASD, wearing accessories that are too tight, too heavy, or too restrictive can be challenging. Here, choosing accessories that are soft, lightweight, and easy to manage can make all the difference. Additionally, avoid accessories with the texture or material that triggers sensory unpleasant triggers.
In conclusion, dressing "correctly" for an individual with autism comes down to personal preference and comfort. It may take some trial and error to find the right fit and materials, but by considering sensory-friendly materials, comfortable and practical cuts, avoiding over-stimulation with patterns, and choosing adaptable clothing and accessories, one can make the task of dressing less daunting. Spending some time selecting clothing items that fit well, feel soft, and provide a familiar sensation can go a long way in making a person with ASD confident and comfortable in their daily activities. By making a few small adjustments, it’s possible to find a wardrobe that is perfect for each individual with ASD.
You prove more and more people right everyday!. Good Job !
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2024.05.21 13:51 jinkxymonsoon Rentnow Leasing experience

⚠️ Lengthy post incoming ⚠️
Last week I rented a car from rentnow leasing after passing my TP. I don’t see a lot of review/experience for this rental company so I thought I’d share mine here.
I actually first heard about them from carousell and after reading a lot of reviews, I decided to message them on carousell. One of their agent(?) Andy, told me to contact him on WhatsApp.
Andy’s replies were fast even when it’s late at night. Asked him a few things like what are their rates, how much is the deposit.
I was actually supposed to rent a Mazda 3 but since I’m renting for a day, I wanted to collect the car as early as possible. Andy told me Mazda 3 return time is a bit late, so he suggested Honda Fit instead for the same price.
I also told him I prefer not to make a deposit and he said they have cars that don’t require deposit so that’s a plus for me.
Breakdown of the price:
Rental duration: 1 day (24 hr)
Price (no deposit required): $85
CDW (excess $1500): $5
Total: $90
Collection of the car:
One day before the collection date, Andy whatsapped me the time that I can collect the car. I went to their office at 11am and waited for their staff to print the contract(?) for me.
The contract stated that I should take pictures (front,back,corners) of the car before I drive. And things like if I damage the tyres or have to call for tow service are under my own expense. (I’m sure those who rented cars will know these basic things?)
They will give a cashcard with zero value to exit the building. After exiting the building, I had to park the car by the roadside and return the cashcard to them before I leave so the next customer can use it. This is a slight downside for me but I’m just purely lazy lol.
About the car:
On first look, the car was of course not perfect, so I made sure to take close pictures of the areas that were already scratched to make sure I protect myself.
I think they also provide P-Plates if you don’t have one. They asked if I have my own and I told them I did.
The car felt alright, the brakes, headlights, wipers are all in good condition. There’s also a camera for when you reverse.
I could tell they sanitized the car before i collected it as the smell was very strong. My shirt even got the smell LOL. The car smelled nice too, they hung a car freshener on the mirror.
However, since I don’t know much about cars, my dad mentioned the car alignment is off. When the wheels are straight, the steering wheel is not. So that threw me off a bit bc I couldn’t practice my parking well since my parking is already bad. 😭
Returning the car:
Returning the car was also smooth. Andy was very friendly when he came out to collect the car as soon as we arrived (We didn’t meet him when we collected because he wasn’t there). He walked around the car to make sure there weren’t any dents or damage to the car.
We handed him the key and we’re off.
Overall, I would rent from them again and I also recommend to p-platers who are looking to rent a car to practice their driving or parking without having to put a deposit! The car exceeded my expectations as I thought no deposits will get me a car that’s not in a super good condition lol!
Ps: any tips on reverse parking is HIGHLY appreciated! I could not for the love of god park properly even after a good 6 hours of practice. Every time we had to park at a mall or coffee shop, my dad had to take over and park for me 🥲🥲🥲
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