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2008.08.09 23:08 Charles Bukowski

Charles Bukowski (16 August 1920 - 9 March 1994) was a German born American poet, novelist and short story writer.
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A subreddit for short horror one liners.
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A place to share those wonderful one-liner quotes that come up every so often. You know, the ones that require no context to be funny, odd, or just awesome.
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2024.05.13 23:31 Plane-Refrigerator28 SMU CS programme

Hey guys I am planning on joining SMU's CS programme and would like to ask some questions here.
How competitive is the CS programme in SMU compared to other unis like NTU, NUS and SUTD? What's the average GPA of a CS student? How tough is it to graduate with cum laude? How hard is it to get an A-, A or A+?
I'm also thinking of doing my exchange in Europe so I want to know how hard it is to secure a semester exchange at a university of your liking. SMU has guaranteed global exposure opportunities but are they mainly short trips and summer programmes or semester exchanges? How many courses can I take during the exchange programme and will they be graded as pass/fail?
How much free time do CS students in SMU have and do they have time for CCAs, side projects etc?
And one more thing, how does the S/U system work in SMU as I've only found 1 post that says that you can only choose 2 courses to be graded as pass/fail? Thank you
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2024.05.13 23:29 ModifiedBanana What does death from MDS look like

My mother (61) was diagnosed with MDS over a year ago. Not a candidate for bone marrow transplant due to poor health - has been diabetic since 16, kidney transplant 30 years ago, overall just too weak to take it. 3 weeks ago she was diagnosed with leukemia and given 1.5 years max. A day after learning this, she fell and broke her hip in multiple places, has been in ICU and now a “regular” hospital bed. Since the fall, she is no longer herself - she has very little short term memory, cannot hold a conversation and bottom line is we suspect she had a mental breakdown. She is refusing physical therapy and food.
When I spoke to the Dr today I was told we have one day to decide if in-home hospice or nursing home is the next step, with the understanding that she will be on her way to passing - no further transfusions or life-saving treatments. Specifically I was told her type of MDS is “a bad one” and so even without food her cause of death will be from the MDS, without further transfusions.
Basically I’m wondering what she will be going through in the end so I can prepare myself as best as I can. I’m sorry if I didn’t provide enough details or broke any rules. And I hope the best for anyone reading this that has been diagnosed or has a loved one that has.
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2024.05.13 23:29 Neat-Interaction-243 Endodontist + DHMO

Anyone with a DHMO plan have an endodontist to recommend in the area? We’ve had the hardest time finding a good one who can schedule on relatively short notice (infected tooth). TIA!!
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2024.05.13 23:29 PornMustEnd Time to change the future

Today I sat down with myself and realized that from the first time I fapped to the last fap it's not the same. I never realized how much time I lost online looking for that one video to make me that person who felt happy for that short period of time to only make myself feel less like a normal person. I discovered porn during my late pre-teen years before continuing into my teenage years and up to now. I just spiraled out of control for love and found only self love to make me feel happier. When you only look for self love over real love with the opposite sex or that of the same gender.
I found that when I fapped I felt better because the video girl was the only one that was able to make me feel happy but the whole grew bigger every single time than being with an actual person. Hell I even looked at other kinds of fapping material and realized that I'm not the person that I want to be. If I stayed in this hole I would turn into my eldest cousin on my mom's side of the family who never started a family when they should have. I'm cutting my losses with porn and declaring today to be a new day for myself and others who need it.
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2024.05.13 23:29 LucarioSweetheart Explaining Yes Precure 5 Gogo the Movie in 60 seconds

Explaining Yes Precure 5 Gogo the Movie in 60 seconds
This is an edited down short from one of my YouTube videos I did with collab with magical girl Mel. Basically it’s a short where it highlights our thoughts on the Yes Precure 5 Gogo movie
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2024.05.13 23:29 wantingbread Why was Christi not at the reunion?

I didn’t see this mentioned anywhere but also don’t follow this shit anymore lol.
I ended up watching the reunion and i ended up having this feeling that still feels valid since I haven’t had any confirmation or otherwise.
okay so here’s my feeling- was Christi not at the reunion because Chloe told her not to go? I haven’t personally seen anything mentioning why she wasn’t there (which I’m actually surprised about but also leads me to believe y’all know the reason why already) .
but I honestly had this feeling once I realized she wasn’t there that it was Chloe who felt like if Christi went it would impact Chloe’s ability to “close that chapter of her life”, due to the attention and drama Christi inevitably would bring to herself while there. Maybe this is just me being the kinda dude I am and analyzing Chloe in a way lol but I think that’s possibly the reason, and I think it’s VERY valid.
the only thing is that while Christi was fucking crazy (I actually mostly like her just fyi, tho I also acknowledge that she of course holds things to this day regarding Melissa mostly and then almost as an extension Maddie), I also think her issues with Melissa are just about 100% valid, tho I think at this point there is basically nothing to gain from continuing her campaign of spreading the truth (there is enough proof out there already for the ppl that want to know). Maddie and mackenzie will forever be successful, end of story.
It’s weird, looking at them I actually feel like they are good examples of how any child can become this kind of success with the right pieces in place. It doesn’t matter how talented you are, I honestly think a majority of ppl are talented enough to have the girls‘ success. You just need to be training early and often and possibly being damaged along the way (tho many ppl get damaged with zero success and fame to show for it). So in a sense I actually think this opinion I have aids Christi’s feelings- melissa did shady, manipulative, downright dirty things (TO LITTLE INNOCENT GIRLSSSSS) to get her children ahead Instead of letting it play out in the ‘most’ natural, deserving/earned way possible.
Anyway, lmfao, I think basically thats why she wasn’t there. Chloe said no or I won’t go (how awkward would that be for Christi to explain on tv “my daughter wouldn’t come because I wanted to be here more than let my innocent daughter have the best chance at healing”). I also have a feeling Christi, EVEN WITH ALL OF THIS SUPPORTING CHLOE, was like “well I get to call in then”😅) I also think most of what Christi says is accurate or close enough to be considered fair opinions and to actually wrap this up a little more clearly-
the reason why I even started talking about all of this Christi stuff, just to throw out something to think about, is that Christi, regardless of how insane/over-the-top she can be, also experienced these traumas. She literally experienced the daughter she loved and wanted to help achieve her dreams of being a [whatever those leg kickers are called lol] go through basically a UNIQUE kind of torture- it being unique because it was on National tv and she was the mother who the world viewed as being responsible for her child’s wellbeing, etc. that’s a fucking lot to go through regardless of how imperfect you are. Like imagine trying to fight for your daughter against a system in place that was designed for someone else to be lifted up at the expense of your daughter and the rest. AND all the main pieces of that system, that have the power to dictate how things play out/how you And your child’s future play out, are the exact things that are trying to harm you in shady ass ways and blame you and your daughter for it (ON NAT. TV). and I think what could possibly hurt ‘the most’ (I don’t mean that literally, the trauma will slwYs be a thing) is that everyone seemingly except for Maddie and mackenzie (from the OG’s who created this in the first place) are the only ones to really have had the benefit from the show. I’m guessing the $$ that Chloe or Brooke got wasnt worth it, tho Maddie and Mackenzie’s money/success definitely was.
(AND YOU CANT SAY ABBY OR THE SHOW OR NATURAL TALENT WAS THE KEY because chloe was same as Maddie early, and Mackenzie fucking SUCKED at singing early. Mackenzie is a hottie now tho so I promise I’m not hating. I’m glad she is happy in life for instance.
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2024.05.13 23:28 Snoo11969 [1114 SPOILERS] and Theory The straw heads are gonna separate again and each one is gonna save an island

chapter 1114 confirmed that the world is gonna flood and we need to save everyone. Don't you think it is curious that a lot of the craw members could argubly save a lot of islands? nami could probably create a sky island with the help of weatheria, Jinbe could do the bubble thing, Franky could make island ships, usop could make those giant island plants that can close or evecuate them there, Luffy could make rubber islands that float because of air that he blew in them, Sanje could use the vinsmoke snails, zorro could lead people to wano which are short on people anyways and chopper could do the same with Drum island, Brook could use island whales to save everyone. Every single crew member has there own potential method to save at least one island! Coincidence?
Forgot Robin :,D She could maybe get people on the useless giant bridge? Not really fertile there but better than nothing? :,D
Open to suggestions of other methods for saving people for chopper and robin those are a stretch.
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2024.05.13 23:28 kiltedfrog What a difference an O makes.

"I will gladly take care of your Wyrm problem," the Knight in shining armor said to the princess.
The princess narrowed her eyes at him. "It sounds like you're saying Wyrm, not worm."
The Knight Flipped up his helmet visor, "What? Wyrms is Wyrms right? And the ones you need killed are up in the mountains. Earth Wyrms, yea?"
"Worms," The princess over exaggerated the 'o' as she said 'worm', "Yes. Gargantuan Earth Worms, they threaten to destroy the entire mountain range. I need them slain."
"Earth Wyrms! Easily done princess, they can't even fly." The Knight slapped his visor shut, certain he'd be able to handle these Earth Wyrms with ease.
Air Wyrms and Fire Wyrms could both fly and were therefor quite a pain to kill, having to track them relentlessly until they tired was... well tiresome.
Water Wyrms had to be killed underwater most of the time, because mankind had yet to make a fishing boat buoyant enough to fish one from the sea.
With a grin from ear to ear, a simple go there and murder a monster mission in mind, the Knight bowed deeply before excusing himself from the princess' presence.
She turned to her Advisor, "He does know they're Worms and not Wyrms right?"
The old wizard shrugged. "How difficult could it be to kill giant worms?"
The Knight and his squire and their company of friends, set out to the mountains to the north where their quarry was said to be. Among their host was a young wizard who had only barely passed his apprenticeship exams, there was a lady dwarf, who was of course a blacksmith. Her beard was always set with flowers from their next member, her husband the elvish archer. The elf say he's no true archer, merely a hobby, of a thousand years. Their final member was an ex-communicated clergy member from the empire on the other side of the mountains.
A few short days of easy travel over rolling hills and they'd made their way to the foot of the mountains. The Knight and his party experienced the first earth quake then, it was gentle enough that the Knight hadn't even noticed it. The dwarf sure did though.
"Something's not right," She said when the tiny quake ended. "Earth Wyrms must be fighting something else right now for us to be feeling this rumble."
"Then they'll be softened up for us when we get there, or maybe already dead. All that mattered to the princess was that they die, we need only verify those deaths." The Young Wizard said, hopeful he wouldn't have to fight at all.
The clergyman said a prayer to his strange god, and bid them all, "Prepare for the worst tomorrow, this way when it likely goes better than that, you can be overjoyed at our fortune."
The squire took the first watch, and the Knight the second. Nothing happened but the soft snores of their compatriots. For the third watch they had the elf. He required far less sleep than humans or dwarves, except for once a lunar month when he had to sleep for a whole day.
During his watch the ground rumbled again. More than rumbled, it shook and cracked. A span the size of large horse opened up and split their camp in half. The elf didn't exactly have to sound the alarm, everyone woke up to the thunderous crack of the landscape opening.
In the pre-dawn light leaking over the horizon they could see the fractures leading up into the mountains. Their camp just happened to be on the end of one such crack. The whole mountain they were headed to seemed to have cracked.
"These must indeed be large Wyrms." the Knight said. "I shall need all my weapons sharpened to their finest edge to piece their hides."
The Dwarf set to work spinning her whetstone and putting the sharpest edge on the Knight's swords and axes and even the arrow heads of her husband's arrows were sharpened. The squire was loaded down with heavy, very sharp weapons, and followed his master up into the recently cracked mountain. As they traveled the ground steadily rumbled.
They found an opening which they hoped would lead them into the caves inside the mountain where they might find at face these dread Earth Wyrms.
As they entered the caverns they were surprised to find a thick slime coating the walls.
"How curious." The young Wizard said, collecting a sample into a glass vial and staring at intently.
The clergyman said another prayer, and placed a blessing of damage resistance on all his friends. They would all be nigh-on unpuncturable, unslashable, and unbludgeonable for a few hours. You could do those things, and it might throw them around, but they wouldn't be injured any more than their pride. This foreign god's power was how the Knight had become so good at killing Wyrms. The clergyman had other blessings, which were not needed at the moment, fire resistance, and water breathing being two big ones. Air walking was a wizard trick, and so they recruited the young wizard.
The wizard projected a light up into the middle of the height of the cave they now found themselves in, and it showed that the cave was nearly as tall as the castle walls, in one direction it went off into the darkness beyond what his meek light could show, but the other direction was blocked by a gigantic wall of pink slimy flesh.
"Oh..." The wizard said, understanding a moment too late. "Earth Worms."
The Knight had approached the pink wall and tried to hack into it, but the slime coating the ouside of the great flesh mass was to sticky and too thick. It quickly stole his weapon from him, and then the next and the next and the next.
The gargantuan lack-minded creature, reacted to something behind it, and backed up in the tunnel. The Knight was quickly caught in the ooze, the squire too. The Elf unleashed a volley of arrows, but they met the same fate as their archer, only a few seconds sooner. The thick layer of mucus on the outside of the worms was the greatest armor they had ever faced. Almost as thick as a the knight was wide, it more than caught and stopped any attacks from such small creatures as the knight as his allies.
Trying desperately to help his wife escape, the elf and the dwarf ended up caught in the thick slime together.
The wizard knew he was boned, so stood and faced the slime with dignity.
And the Clergy man. Well, he said one final prayer for the souls of himself and his party members before being backed over by a brainless worm. His quiet hope was that his god would protect them all until the worm deposited them elsewhere as it continued to devour the mountain range.
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2024.05.13 23:28 AlfrescoDog The Great Wall and Wall Street: Become a Better Trader by Understanding the Perils of 🇨🇳 Chinese Companies on 🇺🇸 U.S. Exchanges

The Great Wall and Wall Street: Become a Better Trader by Understanding the Perils of 🇨🇳 Chinese Companies on 🇺🇸 U.S. Exchanges
⚠️ Attention all traders and holders of Chinese stocks: You should read this if you don’t know what a VIE is. Sure, most of you will be repelled by the great wall of text here (so many words!), but you might want to keep this post nearby.
Hello. You are aware that Wall Street’s bustling bazaar hosts a veritable Forbidden City of Chinese companies draped in ticker tape rather than silk. Today, I will provide background and data on all allowed Chinese companies listed on three of the largest U.S. stock exchanges: New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), Nasdaq, and NYSE American.
I should note that a bustling troupe of 26 national securities exchanges are registered with the SEC in the United States. Most are owned by the Nasdaq, NYSE, or the Chicago Board Options Exchange (CBOE).
Nonetheless, based on data from the World Federation of Exchanges as of August 2023, the NYSE and Nasdaq were the top two exchanges behemoths of the global financial stage, accounting for 42.4% of the total $110.2 trillion in valuation traded across 80 major global exchanges.
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2022 vs. 2023
According to the U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission, as of January 8, 2024, there were 265 Chinese companies listed on the three U.S. exchanges, with a total market capitalization of $848 billion. That valuation is down from a year prior—January 9, 2023—when a slightly lower 252 Chinese companies were tracked, but they represented a total market capitalization of $1.03 trillion.
Since January 2023, 24 Chinese companies have entered the spotlight of the three U.S. exchanges, raising $656 million in combined initial public offerings (IPOs). On the other hand, eleven Chinese companies have folded their tents and delisted.
China Securities Regulatory Commission
The American stock exchanges witnessed a springtime bloom of Chinese IPOs in the first quarter of 2023. However, this listing activity came to an abrupt halt as the clock struck March 31, 2023.
Why? The China Securities Regulatory Commission (CSRC) implemented a revised approval process for companies going public overseas.
I won’t get into the details, but China has rules to cap foreign investment and ownership in sectors deemed strategic, such as technology. In the past, those regulations have driven several Chinese firms to the legal gymnastics of a Variable Interest Entity (VIE) structure—a clever contrivance that allowed them to leapfrog domestic constraints.
However, under the revised review mechanism, every company, regardless of its corporate ownership structure, must now bow before the China Securities Regulatory Commission (CSRC) to register its intent to list overseas.
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The gatekeeper
Therefore, although the CSRC touted this regulation as a necessary measure for enforcing regulatory compliance and preventing fraud (which is true), it also helps regulators act as gatekeepers poised to block any proposed listing they deem poses a risk to their national security or jeopardizes China's national interests.
This process is wide-ranging. For instance, it includes an evaluation of the company’s safeguards against disclosing what the Chinese Communist Party considers potential state secrets. But we’re not talking about top-secret black-ops projects meant to be hidden from international oversight committees. No… any company that collects personal information on more than one million users requires stern data security review mechanisms for its cross-border data flows.
For perspective, TikTok has over 150 million users in the U.S. alone and is not subject to the same scrutiny from the Western nations.
Currently, the CSRC approval process is reportedly taking upward of six months.
Audit inspections and investigations in China
You’re probably unaware of the HFCAA, so let’s start there.
The Holding Foreign Companies Accountable Act of 2020 (HFCAA) is a law that requires companies publicly listed on stock exchanges in the U.S. to disclose to the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) information on foreign jurisdictions that prevent the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board (PCAOB) from conducting inspections.
That law laid down a stern ultimatum: If Chinese authorities kept obstructing the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board (PCAOB) from inspecting audit firms in China or Hong Kong for three consecutive years, the companies audited by these entities would face a ban from the bustling arenas of the U.S. exchanges.
Basically, either China allowed the PCAOB to inspect the audit firms, or the companies had to change to another auditing firm within three years.
Then, as 2022 waned to its final days (literally, on December 29), President Joe Biden signed a Consolidated Appropriations Act, which contained a provision that will tighten the noose, shortening future timelines from three consecutive years to only two.
Once they looked under the rock
Finally allowed to conduct full investigations of audit firms in mainland China and Hong Kong after over a decade of obstruction, the PCAOB announced the findings of its first round of inspections in May 2023, identifying deficiencies in seven of eight audits conducted by the auditing firms KPMG Huazhen and PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) Hong Kong. Audits of Chinese Companies Are Highly Deficient, U.S. Regulator Says
On November 30, 2023, the PCAOB announced fines against three audit firms in China, totaling $7.9 million for misconduct. For perspective, that number included the second and third-largest fines ever doled out by the PCAOB.
Why were the fines so bad?
Those sneaky Chinese accountants
Imagine a gaggle of accountants in the far reaches of PwC China and Hong Kong applying for a U.S. auditing curriculum. But alas, these foreign accountants find the U.S. auditing training tests a trifle tedious, so someone came up with the answers and decided to pass them around like a secret note in a schoolroom.
From 2018 to 2020, over 1,000 of these busy bees completed their U.S. auditing online exams by copying the answers from two unauthorized apps with a fervor that would make a gossip columnist blush.
When confronted with the evidence, PwC China and PwC Hong Kong response: 🤷‍♂️
And let me remind you, this happened late last year. Both firms are expected to provide reasonable assurance that their personnel will act with integrity in connection with internal training and to report their compliance to the PCAOB within 150 days—April 2024.
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State-owned enterprises
According to the U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission, this graph represents the total market capitalization of Chinese companies listed in the three U.S. exchanges.
Market Capitalization of Listed Chinese Companies
The number of listed companies has stayed at around 260. However, all Chinese state-owned enterprises (SOEs) have delisted themselves from U.S. exchanges, most of them soon after the PCAOB announced it had secured complete access to Chinese auditors’ records.
Variable Interest Entities (VIEs)
Most traders—and that means you—are unaware that 166 Chinese companies currently listed on the three major U.S. exchanges use a VIE structure.
As of January 8, 2024, these companies have a market capitalization of $772 billion. For perspective, that represents 91% of the total market capitalization of all the Chinese firms listed on the three major U.S. exchanges.
What the hell is a VIE?
It is a complex corporate structure that grants shareholders contractual claims to control via an offshore shell company without transferring actual ownership in the company.
A Variable Interest Entity (VIE) is a bit like a riverboat casino’s cleverest trick, allowing a company to sell its chips on a foreign table without ever letting the players hold the cards directly.
A VIE is a structure used primarily by companies that wish to partake in the financial streams of another country (the U.S. exchanges) without breaking local laws (Chinese laws) that prevent full ownership.
Remember, Chinese companies structured themselves as VIEs to circumvent China’s restrictions—not U.S. restrictions—on foreign ownership in industries the CCP deems sensitive.
Therefore, when you hold stock in one of these Chinese companies, you’re not officially holding any actual ownership in the company. Because if you did, then that company could be breaking Chinese restrictive caps on foreign investment and ownership.
That’s why they set up a façade, or a legal entity, that controls the business on paper, but the true power and profits are funneled back to the company pulling the strings.
Granted, it’s not as shaky as asking a random stranger to hold your shares, but it is crafty, and you should be aware of the risks.
Wait. What are the risks?
You need to understand that there’s a shadow of potential risk looming. Potential. Now, don't mistake me for the town crier of doom; I'm not proclaiming that the sky is falling on these shares. Nor am I declaring that disaster is certain for Chinese stocks.
What I am pointing out, however, is the presence of a risk—a subtle beast that might just catch you off guard if you remain unaware.
And let’s face it: Most of you are completely oblivious to these issues.
There are two sides here: 🇺🇸 & 🇨🇳
🇺🇸
Since July 2021, the SEC has imposed additional disclosure requirements for Chinese companies using a VIE to sell shares in the U.S. These requirements include greater transparency about the relationship between the VIE and its Chinese operating companies.
In summary, the SEC aims to push VIEs toward the company behind them to offer more clarity on U.S. investor ownership in the Chinese operating company.
🇨🇳
On the other side, Chinese companies that list overseas using a VIE were not required to register their listings with the CSRC, as the VIE is not considered a Chinese company under China’s law. This is the reason VIEs were used in the first place.
However, as I mentioned earlier, after March 31, 2023, the CSRC established requirements for all new Chinese companies to register and receive permission before going public overseas—even those planning to use VIE structures. That’s why there was a boom of Chinese IPOs before that deadline.
Granted, on September 14, 2023, a Chinese auto insurance platform became the first company that received the elusive blessing of the CSRC to list, and it did so using a VIE arrangement, breaking the long, dry spell that had plagued Chinese IPOs when she listed on the Nasdaq four days later.
However, even though VIEs received some sort of recognition from the CSRC, the VIE corporate structures still hold dubious legal status under China’s laws. Remember, VIEs purpose is to avoid being considered a Chinese company under China’s laws.
So… do you see the potential risk here?
Umm… No, I don’t get it.
Think about it. Either country could potentially increase regulations for VIEs, but if the SEC forces them to be more transparent, the VIE would not be able to circumvent China’s restrictions. That’s one risk.
Also, at some point, China’s CSRC might question whether it’s appropriate to recognize a corporate structure that was created to circumvent its laws.
Which leads me to this: What’s keeping the CCP from deciding to start reigning in those VIEs?
The answer is simple: They’re not in a hurry to do so because if misfortune should befall, it’ll be the foreign investors who’ll see their assets deflated like a punctured balloon.
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If a VIE-listed company goes private at a lower valuation, businesses fail, or there’s a valuation discrepancy, the enforceability of a VIE’s contractual arrangements is unproven in Chinese courts. With VIE-listed companies, foreign investors’ recourse in the Chinese legal system is as elusive as a catfish’s whisper.
Yeah, but that’s unlikely…
Sure. Of course, I’m not saying every Chinese stock will have these issues. But it can happen. And it has happened.
The unlucky case of Luckin Coffee
Due to the lack of compliance with international audit inspections, Chinese corporate financial statements’ reliability for valuation and investment is not assured.
Such is the case of Luckin Coffee. In a bold bid to capture Wall Street’s hearts and wallets, Luckin Coffee showed up dressed in finery, flaunting alluring figures of revenue, operations, and bustling customer traffic.
At her grand debut, the stock sashayed onto the Nasdaq at $17, swirling up a storm of interested buyers to the tune of $561 million in capital.
For a fleeting moment, Luckin shimmered like a star over the financial firmament, boasting a market capitalization that soared to a heady $12 billion, with shares peaking just over $50.
Ah, but as the adage goes, ‘Truth will out.’ And out it came—the revelation of those embroidered numbers caused the company's stock to plummet like a stone tossed from a bridge, leaving a wake of investor losses and culminating in a disgraceful delisting from Nasdaq 13 months after her debut. Luckin Coffee Drops Nasdaq Appeal; Shares to Be Delisted
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Well… but that won’t happen to me…
Uh-huh. On April 2, 2020, after announcing that employees—including its chief operating officer—falsified 2.2 billion yuan (about $310 million) in sales throughout 2019, Luckin's shares nosedived -80%.
This is from one of you unluckin bastards: I've lost 240k on Luckin Coffee, all my life savings. Now I'm broke af.
I’m sure many of you might reckon yourselves immune to a similar debacle since you think you’re smart enough to use stops to escape any runaway losses. It's time to wake up and smell the Luckin coffee. Chinese news catalysts often strike like lightning at night, and the stops you set under the sun cannot shield you from storms that explode in the moonlight. Dumbass.
Chinese regulators can be mercurial
Even though the PCAOB is currently able to perform its oversight responsibilities, concerns remain around the possibility that Chinese regulators might backtrack, potentially clamping down once again on the PCAOB's ability to access audit firms and personnel across mainland China and Hong Kong.
If that happens, the PCAOB can quickly declare a negative determination. HOWEVER, this action would only start the countdown under the HFCAA, giving U.S.-listed Chinese companies a window of TWO years to secure services from an auditor in a compliant jurisdiction or face a trading ban. That’s it.
Of course, within that time, Chinese regulators could agree once again to allow access to the PCAOB, thus resetting the two-year countdown without significant consequences.
What lurks in the shadows
Although the risk of PCAOB non-compliance looms over these financial engagements, it is the ghost of potentially misconstrued—or, let's say, creatively presented—earnings reports coming to light that should scare you most. Or, on the flip side, present the biggest opportunity.
I believe it is possible that there are several ghosts out there—ghastly financial figures dressed up a tad too finely—lingering in the shadows, unchecked and unchallenged. If they’re found and unveiled under the harsh spotlight of scrutiny, the fallout would be immediate and severe, leaving investors scrambling.
And if that happens, it’s not about diamond-holding through the plunge since the company might opt (or be forced) to delist from the U.S. exchanges.
🖼️ I would've added an AI-generated image of an attractive young Chinese ghost woman, implying both the allure of Chinese stocks, but also the risk of getting closer. However, I'm only allowed to include one attachment.
You need to understand a crucial concept. Many traders believe that if a company messes up, plunges, and gets delisted, it means the company is basically over—dead. But that’s not the case here. A delisting does not equal death.
I mean, Luckin Coffee is still out there, alive and kicking.
16,218 stores and counting, covering 240+ cities across China.
You would think that a company like that would not be able to cheat on its balance sheet. Yeah, just like you would think PwC China would notice 1,000 accountants cheated their way through the U.S. auditing curriculum.
🖼️ I would've added an AI-generated image of a Chinese accountant dabbing like a boss for getting his cheated accounting diploma, but I'm only allowed to include one attachment.
So… is it too far-fetched to believe more ghosts might come to light, now that the PCAOB can supervise the numbers?
I mentioned a flip side since you could specialize in tracking everything the PCAOB does. If you can get a whiff about increased auditing on a certain company, you might decide to play a short position in anticipation of a potential ghost coming to light. Be warned, though, that it’s not as if they tweet out which companies they’re auditing.
If I were to do it, I would research and join whatever digital saloon young Chinese ledger-keepers convene in. Perhaps I’d stumble upon a post by SumYungGuy or another pleading for advice on how to parley with the PCAOB Laowai making a fuss over his figures. The poor lad's in a pickle, you see, since he cheated the exam and doesn’t know squat.
Methodology
For the purposes of this table, a company is considered Chinese if:
  1. It has been identified as being from the PRC (the People's Republic of China) by the relevant stock exchange;
  2. It lists a PRC address as its principal executive office in filings with the SEC; or
  3. It has a majority of operations in the PRC, including a company structured offshore but whose value is ultimately tied through a relationship in the PRC.
⚠️ Some Chinese companies that use offshore corporate entities hide or do not identify their primary Chinese corporate domicile in their listing information. This complicates tracing, making it difficult to guarantee that this list captures all Chinese companies registered offshore.
I should also point out that this list does not include companies domiciled exclusively in Hong Kong or Macau.
⚠️ Remember, this list only considers Chinese companies listed on three of the largest U.S. stock exchanges: New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), Nasdaq, and NYSE American.
Oh, and btw, this isn’t a list I came up with. This info was compiled by the U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission. It’s their methodology and list.
Since the majority is a VIE, I’ve marked the ones that are not registered as a VIE with an asterisk (*). This is determined using the most recent annual report filed with the SEC. A company is judged to have a VIE if:
  1. It explicitly describes using a VIE to conduct all or part of its business operations in China, or
  2. It describes a subsidiary in which it has no direct equity interest but relies on contractual arrangements to exercise control and receive economic benefits from its operations in China.
⚠️ For companies that have been listed for less than a year, information contained in the company’s most recently updated investment prospectus, as filed with the SEC, is used instead.
Chinese companies listed on U.S. exchanges
Companies are arranged by the size of their current market capitalization. All companies utilize a VIE corporate structure, except those marked with an asterisk (*).
BABA Alibaba Group Holding Limited PDD Pinduoduo Inc. NTES NetEase, Inc. JD JD.com, Inc. BIDU Baidu, Inc TCOM Trip.com International, Ltd. TME Tencent Music Entertainment Group LI Li Auto BEKE KE Holdings BGNE BeiGene * ZTO ZTO Express (Cayman) Inc. YUMC Yum China Holdings Inc. EDU New Oriental Education & Technology Group, Inc. HTHT H World Group Limited * NIO NIO Inc. YMM Full Truck Alliance Co. Ltd VIPS Vipshop Holdings Limited TAL TAL Education Group LEGN Legend Biotech * MNSO Miniso * BZ Kanzhun Limited XPEV Xpeng BILI Bilibili Inc. IQ iQIYI, Inc. HCM HUTCHMED (China) Limited * ATHM Autohome Inc. QFIN Qifu Technology RLX RLX Technology LU Lufax ATAT Atour Lifestyle Holdings * WB Weibo Corporation ZLAB Zai Lab Limited * ZKH ZKH Group Ltd * YY JOYY Inc. GOTU Gaotu Techedu, Inc. MSC Studio City International Holdings Limited * GCT GigaCloud Technology Inc GDS GDS Holdings Limited ACMR ACM Research, Inc. * HOLI Hollysys Automation Technologies, Ltd. * FINV FinVolution Group JKS JinkoSolar Holding Co., Ltd. * DQ Daqo New Energy Corp. * MOMO Hello Group Inc. CSIQ Canadian Solar Inc. * EH Ehang TUYA Tuya Inc. NOAH Noah Holdings Ltd. HUYA HUYA Inc. KC Kingsoft Cloud YALA Yalla *
These are only 51 of the 261 Chinese companies currently listed on the major U.S. exchanges to comply with rule three. I kept the market cap minimum at $750M to allow for some wiggle room.
I mentioned earlier that the U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission had 265 tickers, but that was on January 8, 2024. Since then, three companies have been acquired, and the other one has voluntarily delisted.
As you can confirm, the vast majority is structured as a VIE.
I was going to include charts to illustrate how several Chinese stocks—aside from the ones with the biggest market caps—tend to display sudden rallies, followed by after-hours reversals. It is important to recognize them, whether you want to capitalize on them, or avoid them entirely. But I can't add any more attachments, so...
Besides, it's unlikely that many of you have even read this far without images.
Have a good day.
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2024.05.13 23:28 Ishcabibble14 Scaling Meliodas Main Versions + Overall Abilities

Scaling Meliodas Main Versions + Overall Abilities

Speed and AP/DC

BoS [Sealed] (3,370 with broken sword, 3,470 with Liz's sword, 3,870 with Lostvayne. 4,400 with demon mark in season 1): Mountain level, Massively hypersonic+
  1. Meliodas (3,370) is stronger than Gilthunder (1,970), who created a storm (Mountain Level)
  2. Meliodas (3,470) reacts to Gilthunder's lightning (MHS+)
  3. Meliodas (~3,370) with a stick casually slices a hill (Large Town Level)
  4. Meliodas and Ban (3,370 and 3,220) destroyed Baste Dungeon in an arm wrestling match (Large Town Level individually)
Power Restored (32,500, 56,000 with Demon Mark, higher with Revenge Counter): Island Level, Sub-Relativistic
  1. Meliodas (unknown combat class) destroyed Danafor (Island Level)
  2. Meliodas (32,500) blitzes Galand (Sub-Relativistic)
Meliodas (unknown combat class) with Revenge Counter, was stated by Gowther to have energy 30x as great compared to when he used revenge counter against Hendrickson
https://preview.redd.it/ik5gj1o8w30d1.png?width=1066&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f8203d5fcd5301601d25771c731a271f56a7b46
Using Gilthunder's 447 Megatons is downplay but its all we have, 447 megatons x 30 = 13.41 Gigatons (Island Level), considering this Gilthunder is not even comparable to when Meliodas used Revenge Counter on Hendrickson, Large Island Level is a logical highball in my opinion
Prime during the Holy War (unknown combat class): Multi-Continental, 3.5x SoL, up to 7x SoL with demon marks
  1. Meliodas (unknown combat class) blitzes Ludociel (3.5x SoL)
Merlin stated that when Zeldris went from his 1st demon mark to his 2nd, the force of his Ominous Nebula doubled
https://preview.redd.it/wj0xxoulz30d1.png?width=1067&format=png&auto=webp&s=531bcca764abd91bbe1257e8915cf6f47ac6f054
Ominous Nebula moves around darkness at high speeds, meaning when the suction of the attack double due to his demon mark, that was because the demon mark doubled his speed
https://preview.redd.it/s8yr5hy5040d1.png?width=1067&format=png&auto=webp&s=ece9ce7e0bc5d00d6fee113d10eea0b9a8599962
Since Meliodas was using his 2nd demon mark to blitz Ludociel, we can say that in his 3rd demon mark, also known as assault mode, brings his speed up to 7x SoL
  1. Meliodas is equal to Mael during the Holy War, Mael (unknown combat class) one shot the Original Demon (Multi-Continental) (this feat is iffy but depending on how you interpret some statements about Sunshine, it can be valid)
Meliodas is equal to Mael because Gowther stated that he targeted Mael for his great spell because of the imbalance of the Holy War due to Meliodas leaving the demon race, making Meliodas also Multi-Continental
https://preview.redd.it/ersqakhb340d1.png?width=1067&format=png&auto=webp&s=83f321eb0b967cd858fb36ad70425f38a61f6e73
Post Purgatory/EoS/4KotA (unknown combat class): Multi-Solar, 44.217x-53.1x SoL, up to 353.736x-424.8x SoL with demon marks
  1. Meliodas (unknown combat class) blitzed Tristan and Arthur (44.217x to 53.1x SoL)
Meliodas performed this feat with no demon marks, and as we established above, each demon mark provides a 2x increase in speed, meaning if we multiplied 44.217 and 53.1 by 2 three separate times, one for each demon mark Meliodas has, we get 353.726 and 424.8 respectively
  1. Meliodas along with Zeldris overpowered and defeated the Supreme Deity, who is equal to the Demon King, who created the demon realm, removing the time factor for reasons I will soon explain and divide by 2 because Meliodas needed help from zeldris to push back the Supreme Deity's attack would come to 37.5 Terafoe (Multi-Solar System level)
Creation feats in 7DS/NNT are comparable to the power of the user, Tarmiel stated that in order to destroy and escape the realm made by him and Sariel, Estarossa would need to have power equivalent to theirs
https://preview.redd.it/iioxqcrua40d1.png?width=1067&format=png&auto=webp&s=28458d372699f0ff9e2c1c8f7ec3895fe594be67
https://preview.redd.it/n97fpl5xa40d1.png?width=1067&format=png&auto=webp&s=151956e75cf276bdf2117dbc041e051b92cde8f0
Another example is when Cath easily created a dimension and Arthur destroyed it in an instant
https://preview.redd.it/jexygrf4b40d1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=916f2ac891abd74c4ce9ec07b76747255bcb33a2
True Magic Form has barely any screen time however it is Meliodas' strongest form: Multi-Solar, above 44.217x-53.1x SoL, up to and above 353.736x-424.8x SoL with demon marks
Meliodas was stated by Zeldris to be stronger than the Demon King in this form
https://preview.redd.it/1srdsc0sg90d1.png?width=1786&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4180d2f112c61310dfc30036261d442537e4a62

Abilities

These are the most notable abilities Meliodas has shown throughout the series:
  • Full Counter - can reflect magical attacks with double the force
  • Sealing - re-sealed Gelda to avoid killing her
  • Power Nullification - dispersed Cain's fireball
  • Darkness Manipulation - can summon beams of darkness and can condense darkness into small bullets
  • Hellfire - demons have the ability to use special fire
  • Duplication - Lostvayne grants the user the ability to summon clones
  • Immortality - has immortality type 1, 3, and 4, demons can regenerate as long as they have at least one heart, was also cursed with eternal life and immortality via resurrection
  • Poison Resistance - was unaffected by a lethal dose of poison
  • Heat Resistance - was unaffected by Escanor's heat
  • Immortality negation - demons can kill beings with immortality type 3, Meliodas also scarred Ban who has immortality type 3
  • Curse affliction and negation - had the power of the Demon King, not only could he destroy the immortality via reincarnation curse put on Elizabeth but he could also apply curses
  • Commandment of Truth - anyone who lies will be turned to stone
  • Commandment of Piety - anyone who turns their back on the user will fall under their control
  • Commandment of Purity - anyone with impure thoughts will be inflicted with illness
  • Commandment of Love - Anyone who has hatred in their heart will lose the ability to inflict harm on others
  • Commandment of Patience - anyone who shows intolerance of pain or delay will be inflicted with more pain
  • Commandment of Faith - anyone who loses faith in someone or something will have their eyes burned out
  • Commandment of Reticence - anyone who expresses their hidden emotions will lose the ability to speak
  • Commandment of Pacifism - anyone who kills will have their time stolen from them until they die
  • Commandment of Selflessness - anyone who shows selfishness will lose their memories and emotions
  • Commandment of Repose - anyone who fights without resting will have their magic sealed
  • Inability to cook
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2024.05.13 23:27 Crochet_Chocolate Are we Cooked? - A collection

During my APUSH exam, several things went wrong in my class. Here is a collection of some of them. Are we cooked?
I included a reference to "the entire history of the world, i guess" in my LEQ. Am I cooked?
In my LEQ, I finished with some extra time left. I already incorporated a counteargument, but I was rambling in my conclusion and ading more outside context. I picked the national identity from 1800-1848, and talked a lot about manifest destiny. I don't remember exactly what I wrote, but it was something to the effect of "After the closing of the frontier, the U.S. ran out of destiny to manifest, so they fought against spain to keep manifesting their destiny" Am I cooked?
One of the kids in my room wrote her answer to Q1 of the short answer in the Q2 space, and vice versa. She marked it on her paper though. Is she cooked?
One of my friends wrote her LEQ (same prompt as above) about the development of the constitution in forming a national identity. But the prompt time period was 1800-1848 so... is she cooked?
Another friend wrote the school code wrong on section 1 of his test, and only realized when filling out section two. Is he cooked?
Last kid put both of the exam stickers on his answer packet and no AP ID. Is he cooked?
Please rate our cookedness from 1-5:
1= raw
2= rare
3=medium
4=well done
5=burnt to a crisp
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2024.05.13 23:27 ExpensiveIngenuity51 Help: Roof Rack Brackets

2020 Limited STI.
Long story short, I forgot my bike was on the roof rack and tried to park in my garage. (Idiot. I know)
I stripped the mounting brackets so I can’t put my racks back on. The brackets are relatively cheap, so I want to replace them, but I’m unsure how. I’ve looked everywhere and can’t find information, so I’m hoping someone can help.
Is this something I can do from the outside of the car, or do I have to take the roof liner off and access the mount from the inside? It almost looks like the bracket is secured with a nut from the inside of the car. At least, that’s what I gather from the picture of the part.
Has anyone replaced these before? Any information would be helpful.
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2024.05.13 23:27 BoonScepter How does compensation work for a chauffeur?

Hi, I drive for Uber in CA and one of my riders is interested in hiring me as his chauffeur. How do jobs like this function when on a salary? I.e., do we have to agree ahead of time to what is included by paying me this salary and what happens if he wants something outside of that purview? He's talking about taking me on a trip to Florida to drive for him and his friends for 2 weeks. Should I negotiate payment for that entirely on its own? Imo I consider being unable to go home, cook my own meals etc. for two weeks to be nonstop work. He's said a 5K/mo salary. I'm not taking 2500$ to fly back and forth to Florida and drive strangers around for 2 weeks. I have a ton of questions about the concept of a personal chauffeur but I want to keep it short. I'm not even really sure where to start.
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2024.05.13 23:27 Similar-Sale-2258 AITAH for being disgusted by my husband and thinking about divorce

hi everybody,
It took me a long time to pluck up the courage to reach out to the Reddit community here.
It's been a week now since my world fell apart.
My husband and I have been married for five years. We met in college and it was love at first sight. From the first moment I knew he was the one for me and I always thought I was the one for him.
The last year was hard for both of us, my husband, who had a degree in marketing, quit his job about two years ago to start a start-up with his good friend. But the business wasn't going well, so it was up to me to earn Money for us, which I had no problem with, but if I had known where the whole thing would lead us, I would have talked him out of the hole thing and maybe everything would be different now.
After the business failed and he hardly ever worked, he rested at our house playing video games or meeting up with his friends, while I worked at my father's company and worked my ass off to finance our lifestyle.
My husband was the life of every party, he was popular and charming, there was no one who didn't like him. Unlike me, I was quieter, more thoughtful and always tried to please everyone, the greater the pain when his behavior changed so much, he was suddenly like Jekyll and Hide, when he was with me he was moody, angry and verbally abusive, if friends or family were visiting, he was the man I had fallen in love with and I fell straight into his hands without noticing, he was playing a perfidious game with me.
sorry that I'm writing so much now to the main part.
My father has his own construction company that I have been working for since I graduated. My father is teaching me to take over one day. I was with him a week ago in the neighboring state where we had a larger project and were overseeing it. My husband, who didn't even want to move from the sofa on the morning of my departure, snapped at me that I should just rub my gift of success in his face. We argued like we did almost every day and I just ran away crying.
I was so stressed and nervous that I ignored all the signals my body was giving me.
My father and I were together on the construction site all day when I felt uncomfortable and before I knew any better, it knocked me off my feet. I hit my head and had to go to the hospital where it was diagnosed that I had a concussion and that I was pregnant. My dad was overjoyed by the news, I started to cry but not in a good way. All my life I've never wanted to be more than a mother, but at that very moment I wanted nothing more than that this was just a bad dream and that I had hit my head too hard.
But then I was pregnant with a man who I no longer knew who he was or where we were supposed to go.
I stayed in the hospital one night after I had a crying fit and was given sedatives. My dad hasn't left my side the entire time. He insisted that I go home and rest. I insisted on staying but he wanted me to go home and so he called my mother after my husband couldn't be reached and had her drive me home. On the way home I told my mother about the pregnancy and tried to open up to her, but she was so euphoric that I didn't dare spoil it for her.
When I got home, there was another car in our driveway. Feeling uncomfortable, I went into the house, assuming that my husband and his friends were spending the day drinking, but there was no one there. I searched the house only to see through a crack in the Bedroom door that my husband was fucked by two strangers and he seems to like it. I was shocked and used what little brain I had left to take photos of the whole thing. I was mad, stinking mad, but a calmness came over me and I went downstairs quietly, only this time to announce my presence loudly and pretend that I was resting in the kitchen. It took a moment and my husband came running down the stairs, bathed in sweat, only wearing shorts. He smiled happily at me, I wanted to scratch his eyes out as he gave me a kiss on the tempel.
I wanted to vomit and ask him a thousand questions. But what if I was the one stopping him from being the best version of himself.
i´m so disgusted by the whole thing
Am I the asshole because I find it disgusting that he lets strangers fuck him in our bedroom
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2024.05.13 23:26 AmazingAd7854 She chose me to protect her and I failed

I can not forgive myself for leaving a kitten that had found me. I was not looking for her when I heard her meows. I followed them. & she jumped down from the abandoned shed she was hiding in. I scooped her into my arms and brought her home. She was full of fleas and we found later when I brought her to the vet she had a broken leg ( healed by itself very nicely). We were in a developing nation. I was moving back to the states and decided to take her with me as I feared for her life with dogs surrounding the area and having seen horrible incidents that made me feel very differently about having outdoor cats (which I had indoor and outdoor cats my whole life). I bought a leash for her before our trip and never had her outside without it or without me supervising her. I planned to live with my sister, but I ended up leaving after 2 short weeks because we were not getting along and a trip to Europe had been on my mind for some time. (After a couple years of saving) I decided to leave this precious kitten who made me laugh, who trusted me instantly, followed me around, & knew she was safe with me, with my sister while I took a trip. I planned to return just before their lease was up within a month. Instead, my sister was called to pet sit at my parents house across the states on the east coast, somehow this kitten (who I named Bodega) was on this flight with her and I was now meeting Bodega here instead. My sister stayed for a week, left Bodega at my parents house where I would now be going to. Just a few days after my sister left she was hit by a car and my parents claimed she died on the scene, but they did not take her to a vet to confirm. I am upset for many reasons. I feel I failed her and never should have left her in the first place because I knew she was my responsibility. I wanted to be the one to keep her safe, I didn’t even like leaving her for short amounts of time, I never should have taken a trip so far away so soon. I can’t imagine thinking they mistook death for what could be similar to what shock looks like and then put her in a bag possibly alive. They said her eye popped out and her head may have been crushed a bit, but I read several survival stories where cats can recover from exactly this. I wish they had at least taken her to the vet, but it wouldn’t change how I feel toward myself. Knowing that this wouldn’t have happened if I stayed with her. I only had her for 2 months in my care, she passed about a month after. I was already missing her greatly and had a ticket to come home before she passed, but then I cancelled it because I found a workaway job. And then I got this news that she was hit by a car 10 days after. I wish if she had gotten out they had gone to get her. I wish so many things. I wish I could turn back the clock because she deserved so much better. She was pure love, so grateful and just wanted to be loved. She wanted to stop hiding and we were safe with each other. Why did I have to go on this trip? It wasn’t worth losing her.
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2024.05.13 23:26 escapehatch The Ultimate Skill Monkey

I wanted to make the ultimate BG3 skill monkey, and this post is the best I’ve been able to come up with so far. I’m looking for feedback and any ideas I’ve overlooked.
[I try not to spoil anything with this post, but you may be able to infer some things from the names of abilities or items I mention, so proceed at your own risk, I guess]
This build gets proficiency in every single skill, expertise in 13 skills, and ends the game at 19 STR, 20 DEX, 8 CON (lol), 17 INT, 18 WIS, and 20 CHA, and can do it all while being a useful support character in combat (you’re going to want someone else in the party to be your carry). In addition, they can buff their own skill checks with Guidance or Enhance Ability, and get 1d10 Bardic Inspiration and/or Guidance or Enhance Ability from a party member. With this character, the vast majority of your consequential skill checks will be made at advantage with a +12 flat bonus and at least 2d4 added on top of that.
I make a few choices that may seem suboptimal at first glance, but I actually think are optimal because I value expertise very highly (this is basically an exercise in seeing how many skills I can get expertise in at once), but don’t value Reliable Talent as much. Scroll to the bottom of this post for my treatise on why Reliable Talent isn’t as good as Expertise in BG3.
If you prefer Reliable Talent, then a Githyanki Rogue 11/Cleric 1 will be a great skill monkey. But I posit herein that it will not be The Ultimate Skill Monkey. The Ultimate Skill Monkey would have Proficiency in every skill and Expertise in every skill possible, and only miss it on the least consequential skills.
How do I do it? With Knowledge Cleric 2, Rogue 6, Bard 4.

Ability Scores

Start 8, 16, 12, 8, 14, 16. As you get certain items, buffs, and feats you’ll respec to slowly dump that CON into other key stats. At the endgame you could use the CON necklace at the expense of your WIS.

Leveling Steps:

Level 1:
Proficiencies: Sleight of Hand, Stealth, Insight, Persuasion
Expertises: History, Arcana, Religion
Level 2:
Rogue 1 (Perception and Deception proficiency, Persuasion and Sleight of Hand expertise)
Proficiencies: Stealth, Insight, Perception, Deception
Expertises: History, Arcana, Religion, Sleight of Hand, Persuasion (bold means it just came off the proficiencies list because expertise got added)
Level 3:
Cleric 2: Knowledge of the Ages WIS (Animal Handling, Medicine, and Survival Proficiency)
You can use tricks to get the Shapeshifter’s Boon ring this early without risking the cow or Dammon in future acts (attack the cow with mage hand, then offer to bribe it to apologize, which opens up the trade window where you can buy the ring). I’d also recommend you get the Whispering Promise ring off Volo and start applying it with this character to buff your carry. You can also pick up the Warped Headband of Intellect, which amounts to a +4 to all INT-based skill checks for the rest of your career.
Proficiencies: Stealth, Insight, Perception, Deception, Animal Handling, Medicine, Survival
Expertises: History, Arcana, Religion, Sleight of Hand, Persuasion
Level 4:
Bard 1
Level 5:
Bard 2
Around now is when most people can get Hag’s Hair. With Hag’s Hair you can respec to re-optimize your key Ability Scores and eventually get DEX to 20, but if you want to save HH for your carry, you can also skip Khalid’s gift and just make your +2 WIS ASI into a +1DEX +1 WIS and accept the 1 point loss on WIS-based skill checks in the final build.
Level 6:
Lore Bard 3 (Acrobatics, Investigation, and Nature proficiency, and Insight and Perception Expertise, and you can now cast Enhance Ability)
If you haven’t already, go get The Graceful Cloth from Esther and put it on, for permanent +1 to your DEX skill checks and permanent advantage on them as well, for the rest of the game! You can also get the Club of Hill Giant Strength and Titanstring Bow now, which will simultaneously boost your Athletics checks by 5 and allow you to do competent attack damage when you’re done buffing your carries.
Proficiencies: Stealth, Deception, Animal Handling, Medicine, Survival, Acrobatics, Investigation, Nature
Expertises: History, Arcana, Religion, Sleight of Hand, Persuasion, Perception, Insight
Level 7:
Bard 4: feat: Actor (+1 CHA, Performance and Deception proficiency and expertise)
Respec to accommodate the +1 CHA and to replace Deception at Rogue 1 with Athletics
Proficiencies: Stealth, Animal Handling, Medicine, Survival, Acrobatics, Investigation, Nature, Athletics
Expertises: History, Arcana, Religion, Sleight of Hand, Persuasion, Perception, Insight, Deception, Performance
Level 8:
Rogue 2
Around now you’re getting into Act 3. Choose to become ugly so you get proficiency and expertise in Persuasion, Deception, and Intimidation, allowing you to respec out of those skills in your build (picking up redundant Medicine proficiency at Cleric 1 and Investigation expertise at Bard 3).
Proficiencies: Stealth, Animal Handling, Medicine, Survival, Acrobatics, Nature, Athletics
Expertises: History, Arcana, Religion, Sleight of Hand, Persuasion, Perception, Insight, Deception, Performance, Intimidation, Investigation
Level 9:
Rogue 3 (subclass doesn't matter to me, pick your favorite)
Around now you can get Khalid’s Gift, an amulet that can increase your WIS by 1. It’s not required, but if you want to really max your skil checks, it does allow you to break past another WIS threshold without giving up another important skill check ability score.
Level 10:
Rogue 4 (feat: +2 WIS, or stats of your choice)
Somewhere around now you’ll be ready to access The Mirror of Loss, which, with a little planning/respecccing/save scumming can get you +1 CHA and +2 to another stat. If you don’t/can’t scum or don’t want to put in the effort, you can adjust your ability scores down accordingly.
Level 11:
Rogue 5
Level 12:
Rogue 6 (Stealth and Acrobatics Expertise)
Proficiencies: Animal Handling, Medicine, Survival, Nature, Athletics (final count: 5)
Expertises: History, Arcana, Religion, Sleight of Hand, Persuasion, Perception, Insight, Deception, Performance, Intimidation, Investigation, Stealth, Acrobatics (final count: 13)

Gear:

Almost all of the gear is available in Act 1!

Combat Strategy

There are a lot of options here, but I think the optimal thing is probably to either pre-cast or use your first action to cast Bless on 3 party members. Then on future turns use your BA to apply a weapon oil that will buff the fire damage from your Cleric, then use an Arrow of Many Targets to apply it (in less consequential fights you can conserve resources with a different weapon coating and cheaper trick arrow).
At any point in the fight, use Healing Word or just throw potions at people to apply Bless to the 4th party member with Whispering Promise, or to apply Bless to anyone without actually casting it.
Titanstring counting multiple times on trick arrows, plus sneak attack, and enemies will actually notice that you’re hitting them. And, more importantly, you're providing buffs that are relevant in combat throughout the game.

Party Comp:

Member 2: Monk
You may have noticed that while this Ultimate Skill Monkey covers an extraordinary range of skills and is competent in all of them, there are two skills I didn’t get expertise in that, from time to time, there will be pretty important checks you’ll want to pass, and often they’ll be passive: Athletics and Survival. You also need a strong carry to compensate for your relative combat weakness. Enter the overpowered Tavern Brawler Open Hand Monk/Thief.
Karlach and Wyll both start with Survival proficiency from their backgrounds and Athletics is a Rogue skill, allowing you to spend your 2x Expertise at Rogue 1 on Athletics and Survival.
Then use STR elixirs so you can pump WIS (which you’ll want to do by Act 3 anyway due to Boots of Uninhibited Kushigo), and now you’ve got someone who will spot every buried treasure and can turn valve wheels like a pro. Oh, and also does inconceivably devastating single-target damage.
Member 3: Bard
No skill monkey is complete without a separate bard to give them Bardic Inspiration. I prefer the 10/1/1 Swords Archer, but 10/2 SSB would be great too. Either one can do carry-level damage while abusing Band of the Mystic Scoundrel and Helm of Arcane Acuity to single-handedly trivialize any combat encounter. Can also cast Enhance Ability on you.
Member 4: Cleric
The only thing the team’s lacking is AoE damage, and someone to dump all the remaining caster, radorb, and reverb gear onto. Light Cleric 11/Storm Sorcerer 1 is my favorite option here, with Spirit Guardians applying gobs of debuffs, supplemented by fire spells that are buffed by oil your skill monkey can apply with their bow. I like the side benefits of Warding Flair, Aid, and other Cleric goodies here, but you could totally throw in a Sorcerer here, or swap to a lightning or ice variant with your skill monkey throwing water bottles on enemies as setup.
Thus ends the meat of the guide, thanks for reading and I’m looking forward to your feedback!
My Tiresome Treatise on Reliable Talent vs. Expertise in BG3
Reliable Talent is very good in a vacuum, but its value goes down substantially in the BG3 environment compared to tabletop.
To put it in plain language: in BG3, when the choice is between Expertise and Reliable Talent, Expertise is equal on DC10 checks and better on DC30 checks. On DC20s, you have something like a 1/50 chance that RT would save you when expertise would not. Do you think you can have an inspiration on hand for 1/50 of your consequential rolls?
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2024.05.13 23:26 Vegetable_Owl_8636 Thinking about joining but…

To try to make this long story short, I want to join whether the Army or Air Force due to one main reason, applying PIP for my undocumented parents. I’ve given it a thought, and it’s a dice I’m willing to roll.
What currently concerns me, is that I’m currently a Radiologic Technologist student graduating in February of 2025 with plans of enlisting after I graduate, taking a “break” from student/graduate life before taking the next step in that specific medical career. Because of this, I’m concerned that joining military, I’ll be pulled back completely and not be able to work in this field I worked so hard for.
I guess the more specific question I’m asking for, what should I expect after BCT. Realistically how long would I be “gone” before I can chose to do part-time national guard since I do want a military/civilian life balance.
Ask me any questions, I could use some guidance to how all of this process works.
Note: I haven’t called a recruiter as of yet since I am physically getting into shape and “training” before I come close to being ready.
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2024.05.13 23:25 dablakunicorn Depressed, degree-less, don’t know which way to go

Hey! I’m 26 F and I’d say I’m pretty smart and resourceful. I always struggled with school attendance as a kid due to crippling anxiety, and the majority of my high school career was completed virtually due to anxiety. Graduated with a 3.5, and a few scholarships. I dropped out of college because of depression. I am pretty social, but the dread of leaving my house every day to see the same people has my inner child shaking in her boots. I spent time in my early twenties wearing many hats. I started an after school program at age 19 which ran for 5 years, juggled that with work as an automotive sales person, and then transitioned to the low-paying non profit arena shortly after COVID. I’ve done odd jobs like event coordinator and alcohol sampler, and spent 3 years of my twenties dancing in heels in a bar. (Spicy Accountant)
From the very beginning of my work career I’ve been used to working in “high risk, high reward” settings. I was 21 clearing 60-80k a year as a sales consultant. As a spicy accountant I easily cleared 6 figures working 3-4 nights a week. I am hardworking & like to hustle, but I don’t like slaving away 5 days a week to have one day off to sleep and the other to clean. I simply don’t understand how people are working every single day to not meet their basic needs. 2 years ago, I gained some new skills and began working in reproductive health. It’s been very rewarding but draining and the pay is not anywhere equal to the amount of effort.
I want to become someone I can be proud of. I want to be someone who men will marry because I’m not doing “strange things for change” like OF or dancing, but I also don’t want to slave myself daily to barely make ends meet. A lot of my friends can’t identify with this because they’ve never touched over 80k a year regularly, only to reduce income for prestige.
Any suggested paths? Advice? Please be nice. 😊 Thanks.
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2024.05.13 23:24 Grouchy_Carpenter489 Oracle Fusion Cloud ERP: It is time to forget about standard Excel sheets and take an enhanced data upload tool

Oracle Fusion Cloud ERP: It is time to forget about standard Excel sheets and take an enhanced data upload tool
A Time to Forget About Ordinary Excel Sheets and Take an Enhanced Data Upload Tool
Thousands of users worldwide of Oracle Fusion ERP use ADFdi and FBDI for data loading or data management generally. Excel has some great features that help to streamline data analysis. There is no argument that Excel is a highly functional tool for organizational data management.
Ordinary Microsoft Excel spreadsheets have many limitations regarding data loading to Oracle Fusion Cloud. Excel is great for simple ad hoc calculations, but it needs connectivity features to automate and document its contents, making its use prone to error.
Manually keying in data in Oracle Cloud from Excel worksheets or copy-pasting is a slow, time-consuming process that is bound to reduce employee productivity. Accuracy is also compromised, and inaccurate data can cost an organization millions in revenue. Excel needs more automation, so if you handle large volumes of data, there may be a better tool for you. Furthermore, data security is not assured since Excel does not have encryption features.
The standard Oracle tools (ADFdi and FBDI) are rigid in nature; the user cannot move columns around or even easily paste data from another sheet to ADFdi or FBDI. The error reporting and resolution cycle is too cumbersome and needs specialized technical knowledge.
Why do people still use Excel sheets for data management?
It’s cheaper
For a team that doesn't care about automation, why bother spending on something more costly if they can get away with something that stores data tables? Considering its limitations, is it worth it in the long-run cost?
Easy-to-use
Excel is easy to use. It is one of the basic Microsoft Office tools that most people learn to use in basic computer interactions. Because they are already familiar with it, most people find Excel easy to use and often prefer to do so than learn new about new tools.
Limited knowledge of what’s available
Some people are just stuck in their routines. They need help staying current on the newest software available on the market. If the leadership of a team or members does not take the initiative to look around and find out what the market has to offer, they will be stuck with Excel and its attendant costs when others are enjoying the benefits of more advanced tools.
Poor experience with some project management software
Choosing a data loading tool to suit your data loading needs is a task that should be taken seriously. Many data-loading teams that used Excel have been turned off by their previous experience with data-loading tools. Some tools are cumbersome and difficult to use, others are code intensive and not suitable for most end users, and some may need more features you are looking for. The poor experience is a result of poor customization.
Suppose you had a tool that allowed you to use the easy-to-use and familiar Excel worksheet while providing you with advanced specialized features for loading data into the cloud. Wouldn’t that be great?
How to make Excel work with advanced tools
Working with Excel in data loading does not have to be a slow and cumbersome process that does not ensure the accuracy or security of your data. You can harness the power of Excel and still enjoy using advanced data-loading tools. More4Apps and Simplified Loader are Excel-based data-loading to consider.
More4Apps
More4Apps is an Excel-based data-loading tool that allows businesses to integrate familiar Excel spreadsheets with Oracle EBS and Oracle Fusion. Its tools work within the familiar interface of Microsoft Excel, leveraging the many features of Excel to facilitate data loading.
Training is optional since Excel is the main interface, and end-users are familiar with it. Unlike ordinary Excel spreadsheets, which are limited in scalability, More4Apps empowers data owners to carry out mass data uploads and updates.
A plugin must be installed on a PC before you can use More4Apps. The IT Helpdesk needs to be involved in installing the plugin, so only specific PCs can be used.
More4Apps sends and receives data from the server hosted by More4Apps. Considering data security, allowing data transfers to a third-party server without ensuring the details are transferred is risky. Robust testing is required with every release of More4Apps update to ensure your data is transferred to a safe place. The IT Security department needs to get involved in verifying the third-party server and plugin.
Simplified Loader
~Simplified Loader~ is an Excel-based tool designed explicitly for uploading or downloading data to and from Oracle Fusion Cloud. The Simplified Loader template is easy to use. It includes a toolbar that contains operations specific to the template. The output of any operation is displayed in the Excel template's Load Status and Error Message fields.
Simplified Loader Excel files upload or download data from Oracle Fusion Cloud. Simplified Loader’s Excel templates are used either for mass data loads, for example, data migration, or everyday data loading activities in Oracle Cloud.
Simplified Loader ensures your data’s security by routing data from the Excel template directly to Oracle Cloud without a third-party server. The Simplified Loader template doesn’t need plugin installation and runs using Macros, similar to how other Oracle Cloud tools interact with Oracle.
Which template should you choose?
User convenience - Both More4Apps and Simplified Loader provide features that enhance user experience. Most UX features are similar in both products. Since they use Microsoft Excel, additional training is rarely necessary. More4Apps provides a form to input data that is not in the tabular format. Whereas the Simplified Loader provides a single unified sheet to enter data, the same sheet is used to invoke the list of values.
Both tools allow you to insert custom columns, hide or delete columns you don't need, and insert formulas you may need for data analysis. You can also analyze or validate data before uploading it.
Data Security - Oracle Fusion only allows interaction through APIs. Both More4Apps and Simplified Loader use APIs to interact with Oracle, so the security protocols are the same in both toolsets. More4Apps uses an external system to manage licenses. From the IT point of view, in a highly data-sensitive environment, the IT has to open additional ports to interact with the More4Apps servers to validate licenses.
In terms of data security, both toolsets have the same features.
License Management - This topic is considerably different in More4Apps and Simplified Loader. More4Apps restricts the number of times an administrator can update users licensed to use the Simplified Loader template, whereas, in Simplified Loader, the Administrator has full control over maintaining the users licensed to use the Simplified Loader templates.
Support—Both organizations offer excellent support to users who log defects using the support system. Simplified Loader has a vast library of short videos demonstrating product features and functionalities. More4Apps has recently adopted the approach of video tutorials.
Plugin installation - This is a key difference between the two templates. The More4Apps template requires an additional plugin installed on the user's machine. The user will always see an additional toolbar in Excel when working on any Excel document. The user always has to use the PC where the plugin is installed. In comparison, the Simplified Loader Excel doesn’t need any plugin installation on the user’s machine. When the user opens the Simplified Loader file, the Simplified Loader toolbar appears. Users won’t see the additional toolbar when they open any other Excel file.
Using Excel parallelly: When using either toolset, Excel cannot be used for any other purposes. The user has to wait until the data is loaded to Oracle.
Pricing: Both toolsets offer per-user licensing. More4Apps offers licenses per user by module, whereas Simplified Loader offers licenses per user by Template. License management at the template level gives the administrator higher control to assign the right user to the right template, resulting in purchasing the right number of licenses per user. The More4Apps licenses are considerably higher (more than 5x) than the Simplified Loader licenses.
Conclusion
Using ordinary Excel spreadsheets for data loading may not be very effective. Excel may have shortcomings, but you can use it efficiently with advanced data-loading tools to get the best of both applications. Both More4Apps and Simplified Loader provide similar features for loading data in Oracle. Both are advanced data-loading tools that make your experience more pleasant and effective. Simplified Loader is more handy as it does not need plugin installation, and the user doesn’t need any involvement from IT to install the plug-in.
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2024.05.13 23:24 gravi_fan89 Needa Few Homebrew Planets

Long story short, I'm running two campaigns, and for one of them I need a homebrew (I.E. not already established) world that's either already inhabited or at least habitable, and not an established, canon world. For the other campaign, I need a habitable but barren planet that is rocky and deserted, but also not in the established canon. I've never homebrewed a planet before, so I'm requesting guidance and help with this.
Thank you for your time.
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2024.05.13 23:23 Usual-Cartoonist9553 MODIFIED Trip Plan given input. Thoughts?

In the other forum it was clear that I had planned out too much in too short of a timeframe. Given the requirement to start in NY and horrific ME traffic in summertime, this is the new plan that reduces traffic and is a bit more leisurely. did have to cut Kennebunkport sadly.
DAY ONE: Brooklyn and Summit ONE Vandy, overnight NYC Westin GC
DAY TWO: Morning (745) Acela to Boston, see Harvard, shop Back Bay, overnight BOS Westin
DAY THREE: Boston city exploration, Boston Common, Faneuil Hall, overnight BOS Westin
DAY FOUR: Morning (8) downeaster to Portland, pickup car rental from PWM (12), stop at Portland Head and a blueberry farm someplace, other spontaneous Rte1 stops, get to Bar Harbor by 6 and overnight BHB BestWestern
DAY FIVE: Leisurely morning hike (maybe kayak if time) and drive the Park Loop Road in Acadia NP, overnight BHB BestWestern
DAY SIX: 9am Puffin cruise in Bar Harbor, Drive back down to Portland, See LL Bean Store and Mansion Mcdonald’s in Freeport, return car by 6, overnight POR HolidayInn
DAY SEVEN: Explore Portland, sunset at Portland Head (if not done on D4), overnight POR HolidayInn
DAY EIGHT: Morning downeaster train to Boston, whatever was missed in Boston from before, SOX game, overnight BOS 2Tree
DAY NINE: Fly home
Questions: When is the best time to see Portland Head? What are must-sees in Boston besides the Faneuil and Common? Is the Boston Tea Party worth it? Are tours in general worth it in Boston or self-guided better? Should I try to fit in a Boston or Portland harbor cruise? Lobster cruise? What's an easy Acadia hike?
So far saved in google maps:
RESTAURANTS:
Time Out Market in either Brooklyn or Boston (which is better? is it worth it at all?)
BOSTON: Toro, Chilacates, Mmmac and Cheese, Wagamama, Alcove
PORTLAND: Holy Donut, Luke's Lobster, Portland Pie Company, DiMillo's, Boda
BAR HARBOR: Havana, La Bella Vita, Galyn's
ATTRACTIONS:
Desert of Maine
LL Bean Freeport
McDonald's Freeport (restored mansion, do they still offer lobster roll?)
Stewart's Blueberries
Portland Head Light
Rockport Lighthouses
Boston Tea Party Museum
Back Bay Shopping District
Boston Common
Faneuil Hall
Old Port Portland
Any feedback on must-eat restaurants or must-do attractions? Are there any on this list that are not worth visiting?
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2024.05.13 23:23 Argo_Menace When does a “pursuit” or attempt to stop technically begin?

Recently evaded police in a densely populated area in a bordering state and was wondering when the pursuit or attempt a traffic stop actually begins.
Long story short, another driver flagged down a cop who was driving the opposite direction of myself (he was attempting a left turn against traffic).
I saw it all play out and began my evasive maneuver before the cop put on lights and started a U turn. Few quick rights, a little speeding down a road (it was a POS move by me and still feel guilt over it), and cutting through commercial lots, and I lost him.
Don’t think the cop cared much. It was a failure to zipper merge on a bridge and myself and the other driver were neck and neck; both at fault. But I didn’t want to deal with a time wasting traffic stop.
No chance he got my plates since I was so far ahead of the event. But if they did have my plates, what would be the result? I was 10 feet from the first turn when I saw him turn on lights in the middle of his U turn. And I’m in the bordering state as well.
Just curious if there’s plausible deniability in my case as the evasive driver + interstate component.
Not looking for absolution! Genuinely curious. But I will admit to being an asshole speeding down one short side road.
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