There's this guy, my brother, actually he's my maternal uncle's son. Mama is abroad, and at home, there's Maiju's shop. There are two brothers and one sister. So, what happened is, as far as I remember, when I was 11, two years before, he might have been in the 8th grade. He was fine, normal, cheerful. He used to have conversations with us, Dai, k xah? kaso xah? Guff thokdai aauthyo.. Chill thyo manxey. but when he reached the 9th grade, he took a complete 360-degree turn.
He started smoking, rebelling at home, घरमा मैजु र दिदीले थापायेर, स्कूल नै बदल्नु भयो From the government school, to Boarding schools. In that school, he used to be on hostel, 10th grade, Hostel, Yk, he got even more out of control. Every day, we used to jump off the hostel gate at night , Kaha janthyo kasailai tha xaina. The principal used to scold him severely, but it didn't seem to make a difference, and he didn't improve.
Ani, One day, he was caught with marijuana by the principal. The school couldn't tolerate such behavior and expelled him. Fortunately, towards the end of the 9th grade, another school agreed to admit him.
Over counselling gariyo teslai, ramro xaina, eta uta, sapp thokk, Ani tespaxi he was good for 3/4 months ani feri tyo vai ko arko kanda ayo..
10th ma huda.. Usko girlfriend lai kasailey kei vanera jiskaidexa, Sekey xah hamro vai ley arko keta lai maaajley, Taukai futeko thyo rey, X-ray garnu parney halat banaideko rey, Police case huna lageko thyo, dhanna school ley kura milayexah ani bachoo...
Tespaxi hamro vai lai ni 20 25 jana ako thiye kutna ko lagii tah, tara teti khera bachoo, kei na kei garera
Arko chotii ni xah, Aunty ko tira gayeko raixah, Khai kun chai ley Ayera ''Vai '' thegaideka usalai, K vako ho, Aunty lai aunty tapai uta jadai garnu vandai kutana tamseyko rey..
USKO PERSPECTIVE: Usko aile duinya nai alag xah, paila hasney khley manxey, ailee rude silent vako xah, nature nai feryeko ho ki Showoff gareko ho tesley.. Ani sathy heru lagii gyann dinu rey, mariinai dinu rey kya, Matlab uskao sathy lai kasailey k garyo vaney, teslai mardinxah rey, ani gahr ma usko didi ley uslai kei vanda feri, ''neu khojeko, aile eauta phone garey vaney yo purai chowk varidinxu'' vanxah rey, Facebook profile heryo vaney pani, Vibes nai araki hunxah, Slipkhot, It's me XXX, sidhaii XXXX bata... malai chai yesto lagxah ki, He's just not himself, aba galat track ma auna lai, badhyata ley yestoo vayo ni kasai vanuu, Eautai family eautai ho maya ni eautai ho, Dai tah testo vako xaina tah. GANGSTER huna khojney.. K garera thek hunxah holaa.. Uskoo aesthetics nai arkai xah, KUTOS PITOS tara yo ganja rah sathy sangi ko ma chai nagalos vanxuu mah, Aile he is 16 kei case ma gayoo vaney pani 18 samma tah kei nai hudaina hola, yeii attitude rahirahyoo vaney 18 paxi pani, IG he'll end up in jail.. Over worried xu mah chai,
KASAIKO YESTI EXPRINCE XAH VANEY SUNAU🙂 KASARI THEK PARNU VANEY SALLHA VANEY NI SUNAU💀 baki bata testai hoo

SO I returned to home after buying fruits at noon and then when Just as I was going to pick my fruits and close the parking gate a saleswoman (surf excel) jacket came and asked if she could use my phone to call someone, I gave my phone in goodwill after opening the keypad screen, I was picking up my fruits that fell on the floor, then I noticed she was doing something with her phone out too, I ran and suddenly snatched mine and asked "aunty ho gayi baat?" she was scared and then I saw the screen, she went through message for an OTP for some kind of betting game and luckily the OTP came when the phone was in MY hand, I reported the mobile no and blocked the no. she kept asking ki OTP dedo hum surf excel ke yaha se hai customer feedback ke liye, And I was like "customer feedback" ? Na maine uss aurat ko kabhi dekha na usse kuch saaman liya to feedback kis cheez ka du? Its like you can't even trust ppl who need help these days, Of course I admit that I was the fool who gave my phone and then frisked off in picking up the fruits but I just want everyone one of you to please be attentive to whom you give your phone and even if you give make sure they are not using other things...

SO I returned to home after buying fruits at noon and then when Just as I was going to pick my fruits and close the parking gate a saleswoman (surf excel) jacket came and asked if she could use my phone to call someone, I gave my phone in goodwill after opening the keypad screen, I was picking up my fruits that fell on the floor, then I noticed she was doing something with her phone out too, I ran and suddenly snatched mine and asked "aunty ho gayi baat?" she was scared and then I saw the screen, she went through message for an OTP for some kind of betting game and luckily the OTP came when the phone was in MY hand, I reported the mobile no and blocked the no. she kept asking ki OTP dedo hum surf excel ke yaha se hai customer feedback ke liye, And I was like "customer feedback" ? Na maine uss aurat ko kabhi dekha na usse kuch saaman liya to feedback kis cheez ka du? Its like you can't even trust ppl who need help these days, Of course I admit that I was the fool who gave my phone and then frisked off in picking up the fruits but I just want everyone one of you to please be attentive to whom you give your phone and even if you give make sure they are not using other things...

So last year December a dog gave birth to 7 puppies right in front of my gate and I took up the responsibility to take care of them since she already thought it was safe to be there, not a very friendly dog, is scared of people doesn’t let anyone touch her but since I used to feed her everyday outside our lane she did what she did. Cut to two uncles come to my house and tell my father to tell me ! Ki bhai yeh kutte Hatao and we want to get them picked up by SPCA which is the worst place a healthy dog let alone 1 week old pups can go. They were passive aggressive with me and I requested for some months and since then I have gotten 4 of them adopted and sadly one passed away as someone drove over him may he never come back to this earth and rest in eternal peace. (again another issue with chd these days what’s up with such rash driving and no respect for road safety ? It wasn’t like this before and people have become so aggressive lately in chd anyway moving on)
After doing what I could do on my own and personal expense I started noticing how many litters were there around town and how many dogs were not spayed or neutered, that’s when I found out how the RESPECTED MC of chd hasn’t done jackshit. They haven’t been neutering strays and hence all this is happening. Now all this while whenever I have tried to help the animals people especially older idiots have always made sure things don’t go smoothly, they never do anything for the society but when someone else takes charge they do everything in their power to hold them back. I am so sick of the way people in chd have become similar to Delhi (hell I would say people in Delhi are better) Everyone is driving like a maniac, all I see is cabs, in my 28years of growing up in chd it was a rarest of the rare sight to see people break lights now I see it everyday, never did I see people driving on the wrong side now I see it often, people have started having physical fights ! (I am ware about PU situation but general public excluding youth wasn’t this aggressive) People have become more classist, aunties and uncles have become more Delhi. Argh. Chd needs to wake up and not become the next Gurgaon or Delhi! And MC needs to for the love of god start working and stop eating up our money. So my question is do u feel the same ? And what do you think the reasons could be ?

Just had I am having I dont know what the fuck it is just over it's not about jee its about everything my life will always collapse within itself and i will never be able toachieve anything in my life madarchod yeh mama kept on snoring in the night I couldn't sleep my head hurts and now some random ass fucking auntie and her child won't let me sleep (her daughter was in her home for a makeover or some shit and my sister and she are friends and she lost some good stuffworth 40k) she came yesterday aur mere mama tak ko dhundhna mein lagaya I was about to sleep at 12pm till 1:30 pm par yeh madarchod aa gaye sone ni diya ab main so ni para sir dard ho raha and even if I manage to sleep I will still end up sleeping at like 3or 4 am advanced 9 am onwards hai it's like always like everytime I can controll nothing people might as well spit in my face behenchod God gifted behen ka loda madarchod randi hu main bas chutiya sala jhant bhar ki jindagi usne ma bap bhai behen sab munh pe antagonistic hain bak bal khatam ni hoti conditionally supportive jab main give up kar chuka tha to sabne kaha padh loda lassan ab main padhna chahta hun to sari bakchodi inki abhi yad ati hai behenchod jhoothe hypocrites moody sale aur main chutiya madarchod kuch ni kar sakta kuch ni there is nothing my life had been fucked my life will be fucked and it will remain fucked I am at the end I cannot motivate myself even further I can do nothing nothing nothing behenchod sari willpower chus gayi hai madarchod madarchod madarchodadarchid madarchod madarchod behenchod how the fuck are people even happy with their lives why don't they just die what's the point what the fuck calm down Kuch ni hora yahan mental breakdown hai and I am not sure if I can recov- Stop stop stop. It's the only chance for me to take over my broken down fucked up psyche and you must not give in to the anxious force the bitch guy within you. Feelings are fucked and they must be burned at an altar. Feel feelings selectively. Many things, many thought patterns that you find yourself in are a result if past trauma, current conditions of your life, and much more. These feelings can lead to one taking drastic steps. The only way to counteract all of this is to give into pure rationality. Giving into pure rationality I must admit that I have no way of quantifying my condition other than mocks and I am too afraid to give mocks, and they will take a lost of time. And speaking logically, the emotional blow from a fucked up performance has a very high of hindering my progress and crippling my motivation, and thus I have convinced myself to forgo mocks. Rationally speaking I must maximize the mocks, but I have mentioned the caveat which lies, what I cannot do is give up. I must study. Keep on studying. Study no matter what. Study however. But study. Work with pen. Watch videos. It doesn't matter. I have to study. I have to give my full efforts, as much as I can. That's the best thing. And the rest of it I have to bet on luck and my mental performance while giving the paper, I have to maximize that. I will not be able to do jackshit in the exams in the time which is left, that's the truth, and in a month you cannot do jackshit either. But I will have to play on the only thing which I have, my mind, i will have to pray and make sure it works in the Advanced, simultaneously I will have to prepare myself emotionally for the blow that will come with the failure, because there are high chances. Then I will have to bludgeon and carry on anyhow. I will have to keep working hard. There is no other way. I will have to go to therapy, by now my mind has completely bifurcated into two personalities, and the bitch pussy crying voice will gave to be cured and dealt with, else it endangers the survival of us both. I will have to stidy. I will have to work hard. I will have to be me. I will have to be rational. I will have to be more emotionally intelligent. I will have to know to select feelings carefully. I will have to be present and hyper aware of everything. The alternative is a very dark path. Well my mind is opting for that alternative because life seems darker. The problem is that I don't feel anything. I am an amalgamation of basic animal instincts of survival and ambition coupled with executive functions and logical side, and I am as much part of myself as the emotional side is. And I see no logical sense to give up, because all the logic is pretty much predicated around survival and increasing entropy of the universal system; and I am a microcosm in my own right, a system of my own and my stability and survival and success is what all the reasoning is fundamentally based on - ergo, dying and giving up is not an option. The emotional side has to be modulated and controlled. I will have to logically induce emotions that will drive me and efficiently deal with and soothe the negative emotions, I will have to validate many scary emotions but at the same time I will have to completely reject, invalidate, ignore, and forcibly stop multiple emotions from festering, which is not healthy for normal people, but I do not lie within the norm if the norm is overall absence of stark dissatisfaction and disillusionment with life. That being said I do not think I am in a position to attempt studying, and it is incredibly hard to determine whether this is the bitch voice or the logical voice speaking. I do not think I will be able to nap either. But I do presume similar conditions will follow me while giving exams because past patterns do not support me being in the best condition while giving exams, and this is the best way to segway to positive emotions. Fuck it I am going to study. I feel tired. Everything is impossible. But I will study. When Thor has to slay Jormungandr he knows he is going to die, but he wields his mighty hammer and accepts his destiny and valiantly fights the great serpent, and dies. I am going to do the same. I know I will fail. I will grieve. I will cry. But not give up. I know cards are stacked up against me. But i will not give up. If I fight against overwhelming odds enough number of times then I will learn to create miracles, and that is a divine power in it's own right. I will learn to create miracles. I will fight against all odds and I might win, or I might lose. But I will keep on struggling, and eventually I will be the miracle maker. What if I fail to make any miracles??? Well, what were the chances that I was born as a dog? Or I was a table? Or I was nothing. My very existence is a miracle and I will create miracle. Humans were fish struggling on land and now they are off to conquer stars!!!!!! This is a miracle!!! Everything was pointless but we kept on struggling!!!! We achieved more than what we could think!!! Why must I give up!!!! Fuck it guys let me overdose myself with caffine and start studying the fuck. Imma do organic revision and pyqs. Organic ke behenchod sare 20 sal ke paper aaj hi nipta dunga madarchod ab bolo koi mock mock (I know it's not possible, but what did I say??) Ya fir definite. Aod. Rotation. Kuch nahi padhunga lekin padhunga aur is bhakalnde behen ke lode exhausted ass state mein padhunga ma chod dunga jindagi ki behen ki chut. Bollo bhagwati maiyaaa ki jai!!!

+2 paxi k garda kun desh ma Jada ramro hola.. Ma aile currently board diyera bcrako xu kei kaam garum Ki basa sikum result auda samma k harum bairako ca
...dai haru Japan ma xan...aunty Harley Korea try garr vanxan afu confused xu

Bhai, picture this: main tha, soch raha tha ki coaching class join karun, aur phir Vedantu ke JEE courses ke baare mein suna. Toh, unka sales agent mujhse contact kiya, bol raha tha ki unka program bahut hi mast hai. Maine bola, "Thoda time do, yaar. 40k kaafi mehenga hai." Par woh banda toh din raat WhatsApp pe promo chalata raha.
Phir ek raat achanak call aaya, keh raha hai admission band ho raha hai aur agar aaj raat ko payment nahi kiya toh batch mein entry nahi milegi.(LIE) Maine bola, "Bhai, mujhe woh purana batch join nahi karna." Par usne bola, "Arre, kal hi toh naya batch start hoga."(LIE:read further for details) Vishwas karke humne raat ke 12 baje payment kiya.
Lekin agle din, woh naya batch toh kahin nazar hi nahi aaya! Purane recorded classes dekhne ka mann nahi tha. Us agent ko contact kiya, toh bola, "Ho gaya process, bhai. Naya batch Monday ko shuru hoga."
Par Monday aaya, aur kya? Naya batch toh wapas gaya tel lene! Main gussa ho gaya, socha kuch minor issue hoga. Par jab Monday ko bhi nahi hua, toh hadh ho gayi yaar!
Dm kiya, call kiya, kuch nahi hua! Fir customer care pe call kiya, ek aunty ne bola, "6th May ko hi naya batch start hoga." Ab ispe gussa toh aana banta hai na! Raat ko payment kiya, aur ab 7-8 din ka wait?
Seedha refund maanga, kyunki unfair hai bhai! Lekin woh customer care wali ladki toh ulta seedha argue kar rahi thi, "Beta, tumhara future kya hoga?" Bol diya, ki me mera future handle kardunga...[addition: she was damn rude..argued nd screamed at us nd said join nxt batch no other soln...nd she herself cut the line]
Fir ek banda mila, woh toh sahi tha. Humne usko screenshots bheje, lekin fir kuch nahi hua. Fir call kiya, bol raha hai, "Sab try kiya, lekin sales department approve karna padega."[a day later on callin he wanted sumn other department approval]
Fir ek random banda call kiya, "Beta, kya hua?" Baar-baar samjha phir bhi kuch nahi hua! Aur ab wapas customer care call kiya, woh lady phir se shuru ho gayi, future ke bare mein socho..ur sons lyf nd blablabla (idfk how she again came up..again was rude nd herself hung up)
FFS FIX THE THT CUSTOMER CARE LADY WHO WANTS TO FIX MY FUTURE...IK I WAS LATE..U MADE ME EVEN MORE LATE ND NOW IM DOOMED
Yaar, kitna chutiya katoge? Kam se kam, customer care toh accha hona chahiye!
Bas ab thak gaya hoon main. Koi suggestion hai toh batao yaar!
[PS: apologies but the above txt is ai generated based on my rant...cuz the rant i wrote was longer nd barely readable...HELP KARO MY MONEYY]

I am a full time aspirant so I live with my parents and I'm preparing for UPSC. Now it's my fault that I spent the last year not really preparing well and wasting my time so idk maybe this is the reason why my parents aren't really on board.
But then even now they are supportive at times and unsupportive at others. My dad says I have the potential, that government is the best employer and all the other good things about becoming a civil servant. But then, the next day he'll be like "koi naukri dhundo ya shaadi karo. Time mat waste karo".
My mother, is supportive but then she also says ki mat karo UPSC ki teyari, clear nahi hota, people waste their time doing nothing. Ya phir "shaadi nahi chalti clear karke", "I'm sure the job is boring, tumhe achchi nahi lagegi. Kuch Aisa Karo jisme interest ho" "husband ke saath kaise rahogi". Hearing all this demotivates me a lot and now I'm in a phase where I'm deciding whether I should look for a job and leave this prep. Both of them are looking at children around them who are working day in day out.
They basically want me to get a job and after listening to Sanjeev sanyal, they feel like I'm wasting my time and will not get anything in return. A relative of mine could not clear upsc, even after reaching interview stage so other relatives also say "unse nahi hua, toh tumse toh bilkul nahi hoga".
Plus, regarding married life, everyone says that clearing this exam would add on to my issues and I won't have a good life and will bring misery to my future husband also. My mother knows someone who's son in this foreign service. Aunty told her that he gets bored where he's posted cause of loneliness. My mother has been warning me ever since then.
Everyone got quickly on board when my brother said he wants to prepare for UPSC. From my parents attitude, it seems they are willing to support me if I want to continue with the prep but then they want me to have an easy going job so that I can have a good married life. My mother said "bas civil servant Bane ki raty laga rakhi hai, kuch hona toh hai nahi tumse"
Pehle toh most probably I won't clear this exam according to people around me, especially because I'm not the stereotypical padhaku kid who hates fashion, friendships, going out, shopping, talking, eating out and all that. I've put a pause to all these things in my life. My life is definitely not the way I would like it to be. It's boring now and I've done this for this exam. I have zero friends now. I'm sacrificing so much and yet I'm reminded all the time about how I'm not the ideal candidate and that I should leave this prep.
I don't know how to deal with all this. I'm at a point in my life where I have to decide about what I want to do next. I'm so confused and unhappy these days. My life seems so bleak these days.

It is evening time and champak goes for a walk at a nearby park and while walking there suddenly a football hits him in the back of his head after which he falls down and once again his head hits with the big rock! Champak gets unconscious and nearby people gathers and surrounds him. Co-incidentally Tapu Sena are also in the park and when they see large crowd gathering they went there and gets shocked by seeing champak laying down unconsciously! They took champak to a nearby hospital and informed gokuldham society members about it. Everyone rushes there and doctor informs them that champak is very critical because of his head colliding with rock it has lead to a serious injury and now everything is in the hands of God !! Jethalal becomes extremely emotional, A sad bgm plays in the background and he is remembering all the good and funny moments with champak (flashback scenes) and every society member is consoling him

Suddenly a nurse comes and says that champak is regaining his consciousness! Every society member rushes to see him and jethalal emotionally hugs him as well but here comes the big twist.... Champak sees everyone with a Pikachu face and asks:- "kon cho tame badha"? (Who are you all) which suprises everyone after which jetha tells him :- "bapuji me aapka jethiya" and other society members also introduce themselves. Now doctor comes and tells everyone to wait outside post which he calls everyone in his cabin and says champak is recovering now but one big issue is that champak is suffering from 'AMNESIA' (condition in which person loses memory)!! Jetha being Jetha misinterprets it to 'aam rasiya'(lover of mango)' and says :- "bapuji to bachpan se hi aam rasiya hai" with Charlie Chaplin type, smile listening this doctor is patting his head. Mehta explains what amnesia actually is after which jetha falls down and starts crying. Folding his hand he is requesting doctor to make champak normal again and this is the most emotional jetha has ever been! Doctor and society members assures him of quick recovery. Doctor says that champak current memory is when he was a child so take care of him and he will get discharged after some time. Before discharging champak, Hathi being a doctor sends tapu sena and tells them to remove all the photos of him and his father because if champak sees garland on the photo of his father, that will give him shock which is not good for his health and advises all the society members to refrain themselves from indulging in any activity that can cause stress to champak. 

Now champak is being taken to gokuldham after assuring him that Jehta is his 'Kaka' and Jayantilal (father of champak) is at jetha's house. And a blast of comedy begins here :- Champak calls everyone Kaka(uncle) and Kaki(aunty) and tapu sena as Mota Bhai(big bro). Babita and Jethalal are standing together seeing which champak asks jethalal:- "kaka aa mari kaki che"? (Is babita jethalal's wife) after which jetha instantly gives smiling expression then suddenly changes it to surprise and says sorry to babita to which babita responds saying it's okay after which jetha once again gives a shy smile. After some time champak starts crying that he wants to meet his father and somehow society members consoles him and makes him sleep in the next room. A bit emotional scene will be there where jetha says that how child be it of any age needs the love and blessings of father. Next day starts and here we see champak like a child doing 'kulla' (littering) on the society ground and irritating every gokuldham society members like he plays tabla on bhide's head and calls him 'taklo kako' (bald uncle) and then goes to hathi's house and how goli and hathi snatches food from people in the same way he snatches food from goli and hathi's plate and here we see goli and hathi running behind requesting champak to give them back their plate and here champak makes them run the whole society ground and then run away at iyer's house and here Iyer is doing some work in his laptop. Champak distracts Iyer and starts using his laptop and as champak doesn't know much about laptop he thought of it as some instrument and start playing with the keyboard. Iyer wore a lungi and champak runs away taking his lungi directly to popatlal's house and shouts "pappa pappa". Now at the same time popatlal was in call with some girl whom he connected through marriage bureau and listening to champak's screaming that girl rejects popatlal after which popatlal cuts call and gets angry on champak and says:- "chachaji ye kya kiya aapne" and here champak throws lungi on popa's face and runs away. Champak is in the compound now and in between popat calls jetha and suddenly champak went to abudl's shop and removing abdul's cap he is trying to run away from the society but luckily Abdul catches him and anyhow takes him to the society and till now everyone came to the compound. Jetha apologies but everyone says that champak is like their father so no need to apologies and bhide instructs everyone that society main gate will be closed because of champak and those who want to enter or exit should call Abdul everytime.
Jetha decides to call champak's old friend from bachau by citing current situation and old friend reaches gokuldam and society members are in champak's house only. Now old friend is trying his best to make champak remember about him but instead champak assumes that old friend as "FATHER OF SARPANCH KI BETI " and he pleads to old man to let him marry with "Sarpanch ki beti" when both grew up. Listening his society members are both shocked and they are laughing a bit as well and jethya is thinking "agar bapuji ki shaadi unki marzi se hoti to kya meri maa sarpanch ki beti hoti"!! Old friend says "Champak Chakri Thai gayo che" and runs away facing embarrassment. Now a week passes by and daily champak irritates society members through his antics and while society members everyday pray for his well-being they sometimes become playful with him as well like Mehta with champak's help throws diet food without Anjali getting to know about it and bhide influences champak to always sit between tapu and Sonu lol.
It is the same time of evening now and bhide and popatlal gets in argument regarding society matter because of which all society members gets in compound except tapu sena which are there with champak at jetha's house. But tapu being 'choti daya' and 'chapli' tells his friends to go and solve bhide popat matter and that he will make champak understand to not leave the house. Champak pretends that he won't leave house. A few minutes after tapu sena goes downside champak also goes there and slowly slowly goes towards the society board side after which he immediately rushes towards the society gate and as Abdul is also in the compound but he has kept a lock, Champak jumps the gate and go outside while running he goes to the same park and the same thing repeats like the ball hits him in back of his head post which he falls down and once again head hits with the big rock. Now he is rushed to the hospital and jetha and society members are informed about it. Champak regains consciousness and everyone asks him how is he like how people asks the child and champak suddenly asks that why is everyone talking with him like he's some child. After this doctor tells everyone that champak has regained his memory now because of this incident happening with him once again but be aware as you never know when he might go back to his child version! We see the delight in jetha and everyone's face and eventually Mehta ends it with his "shayari".
Guys please take your time out and read this arc and please do comment how's it.

Hi!
In case you're wondering, yes, I'm 21. I know you probably have TONS of questions, and I'll address them end mein. But for now, here's a not-so-little bit about me (get some popcorn, one heck of a post).
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Height & Weight: 5'10" & 54 kg
Marital status: Single (21 mein toh divorced hone se raha 😔)
Education: Pursuing mechanical engineering in a renowned university
Profession: Started a marketing agency recently so I can fund my startup In sha Allah
Hobbies: Haye, aik ho toh bataun. I've picked up almost everything under the Sun - Rubik's cube, skating, sketching, poetry, piano, consuming self-help + business stuff. But one thing that's been permanent is Bollywood rom-com (Dilwaale, Humpty Sharma ki Dulhania, uffff SIMP for these)
Do you want kids? Not in the next 5 years. After that, In sha Allah
Religion: This is a tough one. Alhamdulillah, I fast poora but I struggle with praying. As of now, I don't pray (which is something I need to work on). Other than that, I'm FAIRLY religious.
When it comes to matters dealing with people, I am extremely cautious - kisi ko hurt na karun. I refuse to take interest (and In sha Allah, never will). Although I myself listen to songs, but I don't put them on my publich social media posts (work related, more on that later).
I was recently working with a client (from Australia) and I was ultimately getting people to buy homes (which is done on interest over there), so I quit that (despite that being my only source of income). Allah had better plans (I kept on working with that agency on other clients though, so win-win).
Deal breakers:
1. Doesn't care about halal/haram income: I am obsessed with this. I would rather die hungry than feed myself and my family from haram earnings.
2. Emotional and can't hold discussions: I'm someone who's very calm when solving problems. I see it as "as vs. the problem" instead of "you vs. I", and I expect my wife to do the same. To communicate what bothered her, what problems she's facing so we can solve that instead of being emotional, taane maarna, behas karna.
3. Can't change her opinions on something: If you believe a Sun is a star, and I give you evidence to support that it isn't, and you still don't change your mind, can't happen. I'm always ready to learn new things and change my opinion on something (if I'm given the facts, evidence and logic) and expect my wife to to the same.
4. Is a "feminist": I cannot stress this enough. Although I crack a LOT of sexist jokes, I am a feminist, but not in the way you'd expect. I want to make my wife financially independent, so if we seperate or I die, she doesn't have to struggle. I also want to teach her how to do everything without me (for the said reason). I am NOT a fan of "mera jism, mera marzi" and pseudo-feminism.
5. A medical professional who plans on working: Doctors spend a lot of time hospitals aur patents ke saath, and I want a partner who's there for me. Not someone who works 12 hours a day and comes home too tired to do ANYTHING (not talking about chores).
6. Doesn't dress modestly: Definition - revealing clothes, no dupatta, jeans. You don't necessarily have to do hijab or niqab but still modest dressing.
Interesting facts about you:
Remember how I wrote I'm just 21? I'm a big advocate of early marriages. Why?
Not only do you stay away from haram relationships and zina, but your focus is just on one place - your person. You can really get ahead in life when you have that one person's support. I want to build my life with that person. I have big dreams. Shayad ho jayen, shayad nahi. Allah ki marzi. But mein ne apni taraf se efforts daalni hain, and I want my wife to support me throughout that.
And an interesting story
My aapi was a kid when she brought an eraser home. Apparently, her friend gifted her that. My mother got suspicious and thought aapi ne chori ki hai. She wrote a letter to her teacher asking her to make sure yeh gift hi tha.
She did that to make sure keh itni choti si bachi bhi chori na kar rahi ho.
That's the kind of family my family is. Hamari family mein people don't lie. We don't steal. Even taking a fruit from someone's tree without asking them is considered stealing.
Itna trust hai keh even if I get "caught" in a hotel room with a girl and I say keh I don't know the girl, toh my parents WILL believe me. Of course, I honour that just as much and would never do that.
City: Islamabad
Residence (Own/Rented): Government
Family details: Father is a civil servant, mother is a housewife, one married sister. Upper middle class
Requirements:
1. Supports me emotionally: I would say I'm an entrepreneur, and the stress in my life is fucking crazy. All I want from my wife is to hold my hand and tell me she's there for me and always will be by my side.
2. Values align karti hon: Honest, respectful (I greet even sweepers, kaam wali auntie and everyone bara, and I respect my teachers so much I don't talk about them naam le kar even behind their back), doesn't hurt others (would rather hurt herself).
3. Humour: Bohat lame dad jokes maarta hun. Bas don't say "lame" or "hasna tha" at my jokes and we're good to go ;)
4: Accountability: You can accept when you're wrong and don't let your ego get in the way
Upar upar se, that's mainly it.
Expectations from the partner:
Someone who's my safe place. The last thing I want is when I'm home, I have one more thing to worry about.
Timeframe in which you want to marry: 6-12 months

abh meri kehani sunke cult waale bolenge ki phelaana dhimaaka, lekin abh woh maa sulaae, aunty ji dhk gyi hongi
lamba hai lekin tum jab apni rank pdh skte ho toh yeh bhi pdh hi loge , toh 10 th maine krri thi 2020 mein, aur ohir jab 11th aayi toh life mein aagyi kota factory and nv sir, cult no, 1 motion
mere papa ek trika ka system chlaate they as a side hustle jisme sab paise milate they aur hrr mahine kuch loss pr aap woh saare paise udha skte ho, lekin joh cashier hota tha usko loss nhi poore paise milte they, abh lockdown hua toh kuch log gayab hogye aur paise aane bnd, acha abh trust tha unn pr, toh pehle shk nhi bnna, phir kya hua ki hum uss paise ko use krlete they aur jab salary aati thi toh adjust krte they, abh salary bhi bnd aur paise waale bhi bhaag gye, jinhone diye unke use hogye
iss situation mein maine rr kiya motion ka aur dummy school ka, fast forward 3 mahine poore ghr ka mahool bigaadne ke baad motion milla, jisme meri mummy neih apni ring bechi thi, aur feb mein dummy, abh motion ke itne bkl they unke motivators neih mujhe bhrm mein rkha ki hojayega hojayega, natija 11th waste
cult no 2 akash, 12 mein akash liya kyuki ek dost tha usme, unhone bhi keha ki hojayega, aur unke teachers se basic swaal nhi hote they, 12th adhi chod di fees ki wjha se, abh na school na coaching, pdhai krta hi nhi tha mai bus motivation dekh ke hilata tha, october 10 my mom died, like sudden, phir aaya unacademy scam, jinhone crash course ke naam pr loota, vineet loomba they main culprit
abh aata hai drop year, zero pdhai 11 12 ki, drop year mein liya pw, again adhi pdhai lekin pw neih cult nhi chlaya, phir jee ka result aaya toh 47,2 percentile, fast forward second drop aur 70 percentile
abh maine soocha ki mi formula rtt bhi leta toh isse ache le aata 12 th mein hi, toh kyu mai itna neeche aagya, like board ki copy dekh ke bhi jaata toh isse zyada aajate bkc,
abh aate hai last culprit, mohit tyagi aur baaki motivators, jinhone serious students ka bhosda sir pr liya tha, mujhe lgga serious toh mai bhi hu, toh 12 th mein maine unse pdhne ki koshish kri aur itne boring lectures, mtlb kabhi kabhi lgta hai ki inhe pdhane ka adhikaar kon diya, unhone humesha keha serious student yeh serious student woh, jindal maa ke lode neih keha cengage advanced acha student, alakh daddy neih keha ghr ke halat badlo, mohit tyagi neih keha yeh paper btayega aage ki life kaise hogi
bkl mcdo yeh btao ek bche ko yeh sab btaya jaata hai ki family condition flana dhimaka, ande se nikla nhi hai woh aur yeh bhoj, mai pdhte pdhte yeh sochta tha ki perfect material perfect lecture perfect notes, abh agr nhi hua toh ghr ki condition aur life ka bhosda hojana tha, mujhe gaadhi nhi milti, mere papa ko bandr uthake lejaate bc,
abh sunno meri baat bhosdiwaalo, college bohot badiya cheez hai, mzza aata hai paisa hai sab hai, lekin yeh ant nhi hai aur yeh teachers tumhari wjha se hai, tum inki wjha se nhi ho, aaj jee na do toh yeh log apne haath se apna youtube account na manage kr paaye, aapke so called god of porn teachers ape lectures tk edit na kr paaye, remember ki yeh log failed engineers hai, drr ka wypaar hai yeh, pehle yeh neeche they abh upr hai, system abhi bhi whi hai, yeh log 11 aur 12 se upr ka laand nhi pdha rahe,
"but bcho maine iit ki job nhi ki kyuki teaching passion hai", toh sir phd kriye havard oxford iit mein pdhao na, yeh 16 saal ke muthalo ko kyu pdha rahe ho, ''mera content sabse acha hai lekin'', ek aur chutiyap, inke notes pdhke maine toh kisiko nhi dekha ki usne koi machine bnaadi ho
abh kuch gaandu bolenge woh vidya de rahe hai guru bhagwaan hota hai, yeh koi guru nhi hai, aur rhi baat vidya ki toh inhone usse kothe pr baitha diya hai, aur yeh saare dalal uski boli lgaa rahe hai
naa kisi se drro na kisi ki baato mein aao, aapne hisaab se dekho kya kaise krna hota hai, joh shi lgge kro aur intent to work laao, baate sunno aur bolo mt, yeh books yeh lecture yeh sir mt kro, joh shi lgge woh kro, lekin kro, kisike kehne pr mt aao

There is this old couple who stay right opposite to our flat. Uncle is retired, it's been 6-7 years and aunty is a former nurse who left her job 30 years ago when she became a mother. They have 2 daughters who are like elder sisters to me (gem of a people) but they got married and shifted to UAE. And OMG the uncle has become unbearable since then, he thinks both me and my sister are their Children now, he tries to influence our parents decisions regarding us, bhenchod darwaza khulne ka aawaz aate hi he'll open his door to see kaun hai and agar mai ya meri bhen hue toh he'll be all like, kidhar jaa rahe ho? Kyu ja rahe ho? Kab aaoge? Arey, my parents know about that and that's enough right? Lekin nahi uncle ko gand me ungal karni hi hoti hai. Aunty is fine, infact she stops him from doing all this nonsense but buddha sathiya gaya hai i Guess??? Abhi toh hadd kardi uncle ne, i recently completed my MBA and got a good job and i was constantly in touch with his younger daughter for guidance and all because she too did an MBA and all....he ofcourse knows this and now he's constantly pestering me or my parents to know my package. Arey? Even my parents don't know about my real package, why should i tell him? And he'll try to find it out by different ways like, 1) arey tune loan liya haina toh abhi emi bharega toh X amount of emi ke liye X amount of salary toh rahega na tera? 2) tera dost log ka placement kaha laga? I said mumbai and then he asked kidher se hai wo log? I said koi Delhi, koi Jaipur, etc and then he said toh mumbai me rent itna high hai wo log ko itna rent afford karne ke liye toh X amount of salary toh milata hoga na? 3) the most absurd one, "tune X didi (his younger daughter) ko apna salary bataya na toh mujhe kyu nahi bataya?" I told him, "uncle maine kisiko nahi bataya didi ko bhi nahi aapko kaun bola ki maine didi ko bola?" Unki bolti band ho gayi.
Honestly they are good people and they have gone out of their ways to help us out, we have been neighbours for 16 years now, that family has seen us growing from kids to adults but yaar ab gussa aata hai thoda. Kaise deal karu politely? Anyone elso who also faces such problems?

It's been hours since one of neighbours mother in law is screaming to open door and let her out . I know my neighbour a bit they are good people and they were talking to some aunty ki (Nani dawai nhi le rhi beemar hai ) which I overheard. Ig they are saying the truth coz they aren't harming that old lady but for me it's heartbreaking to watch someone continuously banging the door beggin to open . She's abusing and crying since hours . She also tried to break the door . Tbh I don't have any issues with someone screaming this loud or anything, the only thing that's scaring me is the ptsd . My mother suffered from this type of illness and God those days were terrific n horrible. That poor lady may be going through same . I can't ask neighbours to keep quiet coz I know they can't they are helpless but the whole drama is literally getting in my nerves now.

Kya aap dukhi ho?
Kya aapke bhi mocks mein kumm number aa rhe hai??
Kya aapka bhi motivation kumm hai??
TOH APNI GEND MARAO BSDK...POORE SAAL KYA KAR RHE THE??
Yeh mein khud ko keh rha hu!!....(I have gone mad!!)
Topper se Dropper ban gaya hu...Log sochte the AIIMS jaaunga...abb jab result poochege toh 300 numbers kaise bataunga BC??????😭
Dil toot chuka hai...motivation and confidence ke ghode lag rakhe hai
Papa ko already bta chuka hu apni halat and voh supportive hai and isilitye unhone kuch nahi kaha...BUT ALSO BECAUSE I USED TO STUDY 12 HOURS BEFORE I GOT SICK FOR 2 MONTHS AND BROKE MY HABBIT OF STUDYING
But abb saala aunties and relatives ke TAUNT kaise sahunga??😭
MUJHE STRESS HO RHA HAI...PASEENE AA RHE HAI
AND TUM LOG TOH JAANTE HO KITNA CHUTIYA HU MEIN...EK LADKI KE $UICIDE KARNE CHALA THA....ITNE PRESSURE MEIN TOH NA JAANE KYA HO JAYE
BC...mein chutiya hu jo uss din bimaar hua BKL@!!!
Saala abb kya karu bhai??😭
DUNIYA KE TAANE KAISE SUNNU BHAI...KOI KUCH BATADO YRR PLSS...MEREKO LITERALLY SOCH-SOCH KE CHAKKAR AA RHE MKC...BC MERI GEND PHAT RAHI HAI YRR
TOPPER SE DROPPER KI HALAT MEIN SUICIDAL HONA TOH OBVIOUS HAI...but bhai kuch zyada hi darr lag rha hai bhai
Sirf soch kar hi darr lag rha hai ki samaj mein muh kaise dikhaunga bc?😭

I FAILED. Abb logo ke taane kaise sahu??

Kya aap dukhi ho?
Kya aapke bhi mocks mein kumm number aa rhe hai??
Kya aapka bhi motivation kumm hai??
TOH APNI GEND MARAO BSDK...POORE SAAL KYA KAR RHE THE??
Yeh mein khud ko keh rha hu!!....(I have gone mad!!)
Topper se Dropper ban gaya hu...Log sochte the AIIMS jaaunga...abb jab result poochege toh 300 numbers kaise bataunga BC??????😭
Dil toot chuka hai...motivation and confidence ke ghode lag rakhe hai
Papa ko already bta chuka hu apni halat and voh supportive hai and isilitye unhone kuch nahi kaha...BUT ALSO BECAUSE I USED TO STUDY 12 HOURS BEFORE I GOT SICK FOR 2 MONTHS AND BROKE MY HABBIT OF STUDYING
But abb saala aunties and relatives ke TAUNT kaise sahunga??😭
MUJHE STRESS HO RHA HAI...PASEENE AA RHE HAI
AND TUM LOG TOH JAANTE HO KITNA CHUTIYA HU MEIN...EK LADKI KE $UICIDE KARNE CHALA THA....ITNE PRESSURE MEIN TOH NA JAANE KYA HO JAYE
BC...mein chutiya hu jo uss din bimaar hua BKL@!!!
Saala abb kya karu bhai??😭
DUNIYA KE TAANE KAISE SUNNU BHAI...KOI KUCH BATADO YRR PLSS...MEREKO LITERALLY SOCH-SOCH KE CHAKKAR AA RHE MKC...BC MERI GEND PHAT RAHI HAI YRR
Darr lag rha bass sochke hi ki samaj mein muh kaise dikhaunga bc?😭

I FAILED. Abb logon ke taane kaise sahu??

Recommended Races for Build: Wood elf/half-elf due to the stealth advantages and movement speed (can get an ability like relentless endurance from a boost we cover)
Orcs for their relentless endurance which is basically a cheat death and their savage attacks which goes great with this build for even higher critical damage
Any races are fine but these are the two I would mainly recommend to use
Leveling: 17 STR 15 DEX 14 CON 8 INT 12 WIS 8 CHA (You can switch DEX and CON if you decide to pick monk as your multiclass option)
6 Tiger Heart Barbarian Choosing tiger heart will allow us to stack bleed damage on our targets. And we will be taking the stallion aspect which we will be able to infinitely get temporary hp even after we lose it. We also get uncanny dodge from our rogue class makes this even sweeter.
5 Assassin Rogue With the assassin class, we will be able to get guaranteed crit attacks at the beginning of combat when we surprise the enemy and advantage on our attack rolls when we have a turn before an enemy.
(Last two levels are multiclass options)
1 War Domain Cleric This gives us guidance/resistance and sanctuary. Also get an additional attack for a use of a war domain charge.
1 Monk One level in monk grants us dextrous attacks which allows you to mainly use dexterity scaling instead of strength for your weapons. Also you get to use an unarmed attack for extra damage or use flurry of blows for an extra unarmed attack for a use of a ki charge.
1 Fighter Taking one level in fighter grants us the second wind for more survivability and fighting style which you can choose to help aid your playstyle. I would recommend choosing great weapon fighting if you want to take your offense to the next level. And if you choose to wear armor, you could take the defensive route for the bonus AC for wearing armor.
Unlocking the second level lets us take action surge which gives us another action
Buffs Used for the Build:
Auntie Ethel’s hair(+1 in any stat you want) For Ethel’s hair I would go with the bonus either in strength or dex for weapon scaling (depending on if you chose monk for dextrous feat). You can also pick constitution for more survivability but it isn’t needed for this build.
Potion of Everlasting Vigor: Get this from araj when astarion bites her (+2 to strength permanently)
Mirror of Loss: Get this from looking at mirror and giving memories away after saving shadowheart’s parents (+2 to any stat) I would recommend going either strength or Dex(if going monk)
Survival Instinct: Get from getting the shrooms omeluum asks for in underdark and drinking potions (heals you once you get to zero health) Basically relentless endurance but better since you get more hp instead of 1 (If you chose orc you don’t need this you can give this to another party member)
Recommended Feats: Great Weapon Master The one I would say is needed for this build is great weapon master. Since we will always be the first to have our turn, we get an advantage on attacking our enemy which off puts our first attack. We want to use our tiger attack first turn to activate our boooal buff to get advantage on any attacks after the first round. And since we picked a barbarian, if we miss we get reckless attack which gives us a second chance to hit them.
Alert With alert, you gain +5 initiative which means guaranteed crits at the start of battles when surprising an enemy due to us being an assassin. And it’s also nice knowing that you can take the edge since you are the first to take your turn.
Savage Attacker Savage attacker is always a great pick since you can maximize your damage making you more of a threat. And it makes up for lost damage due to you not being able to get the better features of a wildheart barbarian due to us multiclassing.
ASI You can never go wrong in upgrading your stats more. This could be useful by increasing your constitution which makes your survivability higher or going for dexterity for more AC and initiative. Also scaling dex would be nice if you chose monk for dextrous attacks.
Luck Now this one isn’t practical for the build but you never know when you would want to reroll a critical attack from an enemy or some sort of saving throw.
Gear Used for Build: Act 1: (don’t remember everything I used) REMINDER: this is just what I used if you want to use something different go right ahead. Haste helm Everburn blade Cat’s grace armor Gloves of power Boots of speed Corrosive ring Moondrop pendant Titanstring bow Don’t remember other ring
Act 2: Fistbreaker Helm (for initiative) Cloak of Protection Adamantine scale mail Flawed helldusk gloves/dark justiciar gloves Corrosive ring Killers sweetheart ring Surgeon’s subjugation amulet Halberd of vigilance (for initiative) Titanstring bow Boots of speed (needed for dashes to activate heals from aspect) I also have a a companion using the drakethroat glaive to imbue my weapon with an element that gives an extra 1d4 damage
Act 3: Haven’t gotten to act 3 yet
Thanks for taking the time to check my build out and I hope you enjoy!
I may make more builds but I’m not sure yet.

Recommended Races for Build: Wood elf/half-elf due to the stealth advantages and movement speed (can get an ability like relentless endurance from a boost we cover)
Orcs for their relentless endurance which is basically a cheat death and their savage attacks which goes great with this build for even higher critical damage
Any races are fine but these are the two I would mainly recommend to use
Leveling: 17 STR 15 DEX 14 CON 8 INT 12 WIS 8 CHA (You can switch DEX and CON if you decide to pick monk as your multiclass option)
6 Tiger Heart Barbarian Choosing tiger heart will allow us to stack bleed damage on our targets. And we will be taking the stallion aspect which we will be able to infinitely get temporary hp even after we lose it. We also get uncanny dodge from our rogue class makes this even sweeter.
5 Assassin Rogue With the assassin class, we will be able to get guaranteed crit attacks at the beginning of combat when we surprise the enemy and advantage on our attack rolls when we have a turn before an enemy.
(Last two levels are multiclass options)
1 War Domain Cleric This gives us guidance/resistance and sanctuary. Also get an additional attack for a use of a war domain charge.
1 Monk One level in monk grants us dextrous attacks which allows you to mainly use dexterity scaling instead of strength for your weapons. Also you get to use an unarmed attack for extra damage or use flurry of blows for an extra unarmed attack for a use of a ki charge.
1 Fighter Taking one level in fighter grants us the second wind for more survivability and fighting style which you can choose to help aid your playstyle. I would recommend choosing great weapon fighting if you want to take your offense to the next level. And if you choose to wear armor, you could take the defensive route for the bonus AC for wearing armor.
Unlocking the second level lets us take action surge which gives us another action
Buffs Used for the Build:
Auntie Ethel’s hair(+1 in any stat you want) For Ethel’s hair I would go with the bonus either in strength or dex for weapon scaling (depending on if you chose monk for dextrous feat). You can also pick constitution for more survivability but it isn’t needed for this build.
Potion of Everlasting Vigor: Get this from araj when astarion bites her (+2 to strength permanently)
Mirror of Loss: Get this from looking at mirror and giving memories away after saving shadowheart’s parents (+2 to any stat) I would recommend going either strength or Dex(if going monk)
Survival Instinct: Get from getting the shrooms omeluum asks for in underdark and drinking potions (heals you once you get to zero health) Basically relentless endurance but better since you get more hp instead of 1 (If you chose orc you don’t need this you can give this to another party member)
Recommended Feats: Great Weapon Master The one I would say is needed for this build is great weapon master. Since we will always be the first to have our turn, we get an advantage on attacking our enemy which off puts our first attack. We want to use our tiger attack first turn to activate our boooal buff to get advantage on any attacks after the first round. And since we picked a barbarian, if we miss we get reckless attack which gives us a second chance to hit them.
Alert With alert, you gain +5 initiative which means guaranteed crits at the start of battles when surprising an enemy due to us being an assassin. And it’s also nice knowing that you can take the edge since you are the first to take your turn.
Savage Attacker Savage attacker is always a great pick since you can maximize your damage making you more of a threat. And it makes up for lost damage due to you not being able to get the better features of a wildheart barbarian due to us multiclassing.
ASI You can never go wrong in upgrading your stats more. This could be useful by increasing your constitution which makes your survivability higher or going for dexterity for more AC and initiative. Also scaling dex would be nice if you chose monk for dextrous attacks.
Luck Now this one isn’t practical for the build but you never know when you would want to reroll a critical attack from an enemy or some sort of saving throw.
Gear Used for Build: Act 1: (don’t remember everything I used) REMINDER: this is just what I used if you want to use something different go right ahead. Haste helm Everburn blade Cat’s grace armor Gloves of power Boots of speed Corrosive ring Moondrop pendant Titanstring bow Don’t remember other ring
Act 2: Fistbreaker Helm (for initiative) Cloak of Protection Adamantine scale mail Flawed helldusk gloves/dark justiciar gloves Corrosive ring Killers sweetheart ring Surgeon’s subjugation amulet Halberd of vigilance (for initiative) Titanstring bow Boots of speed (needed for dashes to activate heals from aspect) I also have a a companion using the drakethroat glaive to imbue my weapon with an element that gives an extra 1d4 damage
Act 3: Haven’t gotten to act 3 yet
Thanks for taking the time to check my build out and I hope you enjoy!
I may make more builds but I’m not sure yet.

Ghar nira ko euta aunty extreme level ma kura suncha ra aru lai laucha. Ghar jodeko jastai cha. 24/7 doka jyal kulla hunxa, jado mahina mani. Jhagada garna man chaina. Case garna milxa ki mildaina Nepal ma? Milcha vanay k k procedure xa? Proof mata hamilai tha cha yuhi ho vanera tehi ho. Pahila hami sanga ni aaruko matra kura garthio ra tesaile hami hi/ hello matra garna thalem.

22F, got lower seat pehli baar, wanted to sleep but aunty (looks 35ish) akar jhoot boli ki per me chot hai (walking fine just didn't want to climb up to her middle berth) when I said no, all other passengers guilt tripped me into giving up my seat. I would give my seat to someone genuine but this isn't fair. I feel trapped in middle berth I hate it the most. Upper berths are taken😔 Why do elder people think they are entitled, ye to galat baat hai :(

Kuch kaam dhandha Naukri dekhlo ab itna bada intro padhna chale aaye ho. Besharami ki had hai Abhi bhi padh rahe.
Padho to phir mereko kya. Velle log. Kya matlab you are very successful and here for just 2min break. I ain’t buying it.
Abhi bhi nahi gaye, oh god you shameless fellow , ok here you go with the all details.
Bestowed with golden energy, the super power I am blessed with, several have said this so now my narcissist ass brags about it
You are less than 20y old , you are a kid, baccha and that’s about it
Yeah I know I know anonymous platform and what not
But sorry this is the only social media I use, and I love every bit of it
Yes I have met a few people irl as well.
25M ( ji ha I ain’t a girl so immune to creepy dms) , ya to address me as daddu ( by you less than 20y old ) or else I am always a boy, even at 60 I will be a 60y old boy, YOU CAN BE UNCLE AUNTY GRANDPA GRANNY, I ain’t , me a boy always
From Delhi but not your typical posh area Delhi bouy , though I wouldn’t mind you splurging your money on me ( aise bol deta hu kya hi Farak padta hai , thoda cool ban leta hu )
I can cook, see those chilla making post that’s just a trailer. NO COMMENTS ON KITCHEN RENOVATION, that battle I have lost once with my dad already so yeah , but you can still roast me, no worries, I don’t take offence , ONLY CASH
Dance I don’t know but my tond will jiggle jiggle when I jump and you will giggle giggle
I don’t drink but I drink Pepsi like a whiskey
Chippi Chippi chaaba chaaba ….
Yeah life is like that only
Wanna catfish me, BITE ME, I have been telling people how to be safe online and avoid being scammed so come n try your best
Itna padhe ke bhi dm nahi , oh such blasphemy, have a good day nevertheless

Farah is so funny 😂😂 i like her sense of humour and the way she cut their nonsense melodramatic so called made up happy family answers in the quiz 😂😂 like seedhi baat no bakwas.
Bhaloo appi ka answer cut kiya 😂😂 bhaloo appi soch rahi thi yaha bhi ye emotional bhabhi nanad bond dikha dungi farah ke vlog me
But farah can't entertain this nonsense emotional drama 😂😂
Cringika farah ki koi door ki aunty lag rahi thi.