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Another Moosewala's album possible?

2024.05.16 16:14 Confused_Gajni Another Moosewala's album possible?

(I am not punjabi, to fir mai hindi mein hi question puch rha hoon)
•Bi*ch I'M Back(sidhu ne insta story pe play kiya tha older version ek baar)
•Signed To God(prod. by intense, sidhu bhai ne jab poster dala tha iska tab bhi prod. by intense tha lekin moosetape mein banglez&kidd vala version release kiya tha + I think Byrd ke paas bhi ek aur version hai iska)
•GOAT(complete older version with malton's verse)
•Brown shortie(with mist's verse, poster ke caption mein bhi likha tha ki isme mist ka feature hai)
•Burberry(aka Versace bag, 100 times better than Burberry)
•Moosedrilla(prod. by harj nagra)
•These days(video phele hi bnake gye hain sidhu bhai,lekin older version ki)
•G-Shit(with AR Paisley)
•Power(with nseeb,as he already mentioned in an interview ki isme uska bhi verse tha)
•IDGAF(prod. by Byrd)
•inke saath saath aur bhi songs ke alternate versions present hain jo ki vo isme add kr skte hain like DRIPPY(aka Hitman 2 Hitmaker, idk why they changed tracks name), Athra Style(with Jenny johal)
•inke saath kuch leaked tracks bhi release kiye ja skte hain like 0008,Real OG,Kille
•saath mein kuch tracks like pittal(full track kabhi release hi nhi hua,full track 3:04 ka tha kuch),Boss&Confession(with proper mix mastering)
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2024.05.16 14:50 halfhumanhalfgoddess Farts are omnipresent!

Haan sahi padha aapne, maine farts hi likha hai. Jaise Bachpan mein school mein sikhate the na God is omnipresent. Waise hi farts bhi omnipresent hain. Sab jagah hote hain. Ek baar mujhe kaam tha ek teacher se toh main unki class mein gayi. Jaise hi maine unki class mein enter kiya. Mujhe bohot hi gandi smell aayi. Kisi bachche ne fart kiya tha. It smelled putrid, it actually smelled like a dead animal.
Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?
Edit- jab mein tuition mein Sanskrit mein parts of the body padhati hoon aur jab foot ko sanskrit mein पादः bolti hoon tab bachche bohot smile karte hain.
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2024.05.16 12:20 GovernmentTraining89 Hindi ki Kahaniya (stories in Hindi)

Hello Guys, I am wondering if we can start a Hindi story series? Not just any made up stories but real story which gave you a tremendous headache for days or anything alike?
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2024.05.16 09:05 dipakc786 🎉 (First Look) Money ki Smart Psychology (Hindi) Book By Deep Trivedi

🎉 (First Look) Money ki Smart Psychology (Hindi) Book By Deep Trivedi
I just got Money ki Smart Psychology Book by Deep Trivedi (Hindi) & Here's first look ....video
There is NO index or Chapters in the book.
All pages are continues.
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2024.05.16 08:54 Final-Shopping-7957 Stop this science vs arts bs

Toxic relatives jesa behave kyu kr rahe ho bhai. “90% in arts is easier than 60% in science” to phir arts hi lo na. 90% banao, topper ban jao arts k science k avg student ban kr kya teer maarloge vese bhi. Acchi uni to nhi milne wali, 60% per govt bhi shyad hi mile. Seriously I’m a science student but kuch science wale sahi m aisa behave krte h jese ki science lekar sabpar ahsaan krdiya h. Arts hi lo n phir idhar kyu ro rahe ho kamse kam newspaper me picture to ayegi 🤡.
Edit : I know an ex ISRO scientist who used to score 90%+ in science subjects but barely 60% in hindi which is considered a relatively easy subject. Mere khud k cousin k bhi same h competition exams m. He can score pretty good in maths & physics section but dusro me maat kha jata h. Dusri baat, UPSC me bhi arts hi important hoti h. Do you think UPSC qualify krna easy h? Vo kyu nhi dete phir?
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2024.05.16 02:35 delusionalmee HELP MEEEEE! ITS URGENT AND AM SCARED AS HELL!

so aj subha abhi 10 15 mnt pehly hi mien aor mera chota bhai walk py gye hoay thy rasty min ek lrka mila uska mobile neechy gira to mery bhai ny thora sa hns diya tha to wo usy galliyan deny lg prha tha......is bad py mene usko confront kia to wo kehta hy mien teri enkien aor isky dant toor don ga mene aj tk wo ma bhen ki galiyan ni di to i was quiet mostly time but jab wo agy agy marny ata to i stood up na aor wo kehny lrkon ko pass sy bulany lg prha do teeen bar bulaya tha pr shd kisi ny suna ni tha is liye koi ni aya itny mien mera dost aya wo bhi meri trha introvert(?) hi hy to usny us lrky ki mintien trly kiye lekin wo kehta mien inhien nhi choron ga udr aor koi bra admi bhi ni tha
ab masla yeh hy k hum gaon sy aye hoay hien aor yahan hamien is location py 2 3 saal hoay hien lekin yahan hamara koi janany wala nahi hy mery abu army retired hy(hawaldar) and indino wo skht bemar hien(he got burned at his new job) i dont have mama jo jaky unky ghr bat kr sky lekin wo bat krny wala lg ni rha tha
ab wo kehta hy k mien lrky bula ky apny tum dono aor tumhary bap ko v pkr k maron ga aor sath hi galiyan dy ra tha and am so scared cuz i dont have anyone to fight for me niether do i have any solution to get rid of this,i cant file complain first of all if i did nothing will happen secndly am under 18 yet if that matters and thirdly i dont wanna tell my father q k wo abhi khhud recover kr rhy hien aor unhien itni pareshaniyan hien peso ki apni jaidad ki n all
so what to do now am scared as hell q k wo ghndy type ni hoty us trha ka tha wo i got my lil sis in my home my aunt and her daughter will also be coming back what if he attacked our house or something yar shareef hona is zamany mien apni grdn py churi pherny wala kam hy but ab mien khud ko change to ni kr skta na aor agr kron bhi to kiya kron!??
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2024.05.15 19:09 achhiadvice Sher Ki Kahani Lion Moral Stories In Hindi - AchhiAdvice.Com

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2024.05.15 17:51 PainWorldly6862 Ye 2nd drop leke kuch galat toh nahi kar rahi na

05 ki hoon. ek aur saal de diya phir toh 20 saal ki ho jaungi. Baaki school ke dost sab 2nd year complete kar liye honge college mein. Aur aesa koi fix nahi hota college agle saal bhi milegi.
Iss baar 550 aa raha. Papa toh obsess hi ho gaye hain ki beti ko doctor banake chodunga.
5 saal mbbs matlab 25 ki hungi jab tak khatam hoga, phir MD wagera bhi hota hai. Plus ye bhi koi jannat si course nahi hai, toxic hai bolte hain.
Idk kya kar rahi mein. Papa ko khush karne ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hoon. Aur life mein itna fail hote hote woh zeal khudmein aur aa hi nahi rahi hai ki kuch karna hai. Bas papa ke liye hi karna hai sochke 2nd drop ka socha hai.
Aur ye nahi bhi toh kya karun aur. pcb se hoon mujhe koi aur field interest nahi dilata hai plus scale bhi accha nahi dikh raha. private aur semi government nahi lena kyunki financially burden karna nahi parents ko aur.
Online se karungi iss baar. 1st drop offline liya tha. Toh tablet lene ka soch rahi par lagta hai itni bojh bane ja rahi hoon parents pe ki itna paise kharch karne ko bura lag raha.
I never imagine I'd be in this place. My younger self would so mad if she saw me today.
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2024.05.15 16:34 Kohli-1eight My views on class 10 toppers' interview (read completely)

My views on class 10 toppers' interview (read completely)
I am writing here in Hindi it's English translation available below if you don't understand Hindi scrol down you will find English translation.
Ye Jo class 10 me jo top kiye hai unke itne interview kyu ho rahe hai Aisa kya kar diye in logo ne bas class 10 me top hi to kar diya jyada number le ye log kya Jee Neet UPSC aur other competative exam me top kiye hai kya jo itna interview Aur interview he question hai puri journey demotivation feel hua??? Consistency break huyi??? Seriously kab se padhna shuru kiya??? Syllabus kab tak complete ho gaya tha ??? 99% score karne Wale topper ka social media
Puri journey me demotivation feel hua:- Aisa konsa bada exam hai bas class 10 ke exam hai isme kya motivation demotivation syallabus hi kitna hai jo demotion feel ho
Consistency break huyi-: isme kya consistency break huyi ya nhi puchna isme kya consistency chahiye Ha consistency chahiye lekin bas 3-4 hours ki Isme kya consistency break ho sakta hai Agar koi Jee neet aur Jee neet jaise exam me top kiya hai to usse puch sakte hai consistency kyuki jee neet me 10-12 hours padhne padte hai to isme consistency rakhan bahut hard hota hai
Seriously kab se padhna shuru kiya:- class 10 me kaisa serious thoda serious hona padhta hai bas din me
Syllabus kab tak complete kar liye the:- syllabus hi kitna hai jo aise questions puchh rahe ho Jee neet wala hota to usse puch sakte the syllabus kab tak complete Kiya uske bad kaise revision kiya kyuki itna jyad syllabus hai
99% score karne Wale topper ka social media: ye itna bada exam nhi hai jiske liye social mead social interaction na rakhe Bas class 10 ke exam hai jitna Iske liye hame khelna social media social interaction band karne ki need nhi hai
Ye sab mere views hai Ho sakta hai mai kuch chiz me galat hu Iske liye agar kuch criticize karna hai to kar lo Ye bas mere vichar hai
Thanks reading ke liye isme tum logo ka vichar hai bata dena
Here's the English translation
"Why are there so many interviews for those who topped in class 10? What have these people done, just topped in class 10 and scored high marks? Have they topped in competitive exams like JEE, NEET, UPSC, or others for such interviews?
The questions being asked in interview are Did they feel demotivated throughout their journey? Was there a break in consistency? Seriously, when did they start studying? When was the syllabus completed? For a topper scoring 99%, their social media
Throughout the journey, did they feel demotivated? :-What big exam is this, just the class 10 exam? How much motivation or demotivation can there be with such a small syllabus of class 10 ?
Was there a break in consistency? :-What kind of consistency is required? Yes, consistency is required, but just for 3-4 hours. How could there be a consistency break? If someone has topped in exams like JEE or NEET, then you can ask them about consistency because studying for 10-12 hours for JEE and NEET is very hard to maintain consistency.
Seriously, when did they start studying? In class 10, one needs to be somewhat seriousness in class 10.
When was the syllabus completed? What kind of question is this when there's small syllabus? You could have asked someone who prepared for exams like JEE or NEET when they completed the syllabus and how they revised afterwards because the syllabus is extensive.
For a topper scoring 99%, their social media presence... This isn't such a big exam that social media interaction needs to be stopped. It's just the class 10 exam, so we don't need to cut off social media or social interactions.
These are just my views; I could be wrong in some things. If there's anything to criticize, feel free to do so. These are just my thoughts. Thanks for reading, and let me know what you think."
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2024.05.15 13:19 sandhanitizer17 AEC change sem 3

Hi i took hindi c in sem 1 and nahi hogi firse mere se so is it possible to change it and is french given as an option?? i joined late and college admin just asked me what standard i studied hindi till and told me to go to that class so i didnt know aur kuch le bhi sakte
but class mein some people were saying ki DU provides french as an option?? can someone confirm and if yes what would be the process to change AEC bcs some people said ki hindi c hi har baar lena padhega ab ek baar le liya toh and would i have to go all the way to north campus for classes or south campus mein hi kaam ho jayega? bcs mere college mein toh only Hindi and sanskrit offered
pls bata do if u have any idea 🙏
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2024.05.15 07:57 islamicjankaris Safar Ki Dua

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2024.05.14 14:28 vincekyle What do u think is her intention?

I just wanted some insight sa nangyari sakin, me (m20) and my ex is (f21). This Happened like a months ago when my ex suddenly message me out of the blue na she wanted to invited me sa family celebration nila. Take note before this happened break na kami for almost 1 year, add mo pa na we dont have any connections in any socmed kaya magugulat ka na nag message sya suddenly. Going back sa invitation ang pinaka intention nya raw sa pag invite sakin is nung tinanong sya ng father nya kung may naiisip syang iinvite at ako daw una nyang naisip, inadd nya pa na dati nya pa daw ako gusto ipakilala sa family nya but we didn't have a chance during our relationship and I get it naman, and the last thing she mention is for the closure na rin daw and i get it too because during those 1 year post break up namin we have some confusing interaction with each other.
Pumunta ako sakanila medyo distance lugar nila and need ko pa bumyahe, wala naman problem sakin dahil gala ako plus sasagotin nya naman daw transpo ko pabalik if ever so why not. Then nung nakarating na ko after almost 3 hours na byahe sakanila, Pagkadating ko don sa nirent nilang place, maya maya pagkaupo ko sa sofa mother nya agad bumungad sakin, sabi ng ex ko gusto daw ako kausapin ng mother nya and this is my first time meeting her mother, napaisip ako sa sarili ko parang we are not in the right set up for this, pero kinausap ko pa din and we did get along, we talked about our views, interest, and different things and I think her mother liked me. Fast Forward sa family party nila after the dinner, when I was alone sa pool tinawag ako ng ex ko para umakyat upstairs, she introduced me sa ate nya which I know her naman and we have few interaction sa socmed and nagbibiro kung namimiss ko which I didn't answer. After sometime nung bumaba downstairs ate nya and her friend, kami nalang ng ex ko sa room pati pinsan nya and we did play online games na nilalaro namin nung kami pa. After namin maglaro both of them did talk, honestly it was casual not until napunta yon sa usapan regarding their status and recent kausap and wala naman problem sakin as long as wala ako don cause it's frickin awkward, like di ba sila nakakaramdam na I'm there like ex ako, I had to leave the room na awkwardan ako sobra, nung asa labas ako I blend in sa mga friend ng ate nya and played billiards with them, sumunod sakin ex ko sinabi nya kung gusto ko daw pumasok sa room pasok lang daw ako, and sabi ko later nalang since fresh pa yung nangyari earlier. Fast forward again nagsibabaan na mga friend ng ate nya and her cousin mag siswimming sila, don na ko pumasok sa room, bali kami nalang dalawa ng ex ko and this time we did talk regarding our relationship and our unsettled issue in the past, di ko na imemention lahat but ang pinaka main thing lang don na tinanong ko ay regardless ano intention nya kung closure ba talaga or she has other plans pa about samin and she did say wala, tinanong ko din intention nya ano ba talaga gusto nya kase ang unusual ng invitation for an ex sagot nya, ako lang daw talaga pumasok sa isip nya. Then after ng usapan namin I did agree with it sabi ko maybe it was really a closure since I did ask her multiple times just to confirm and akala ko it was the climax eh pero hindi pa pala.
After nung usapan namin sakto tapos na din swimming nung family and friend nya, bumaba na din kaming dalawa dahil mag iinuman na daw. During nung inuman naikot yung baso and we just talked casually naman and asking some question regarding sa ginagawa na namin pero habamg tumatagal I think nagiging clingy na sya towards sakin? Like pag pupunta sya restroom instead na cousin nya kasama nya, ako na tinatawag nya. Everytime na may pupuntahan sya sa loob ng place gusto nya ako yung kasama, like eto pa nung ichacharge nya phone nya upstairs sa room nagpapasama sya sakin and sinamahan ko naman , after non lumabas na sya and humiga sya sa sofa outside ng room and sinabi nya sakin na bantayan ko muna daw sya iidlap lang daw and bintayan ko naman at maya maya umakyat mother nya and sinabihan sya na nagiging alagain daw sya kaya dapat wag sya masyado maglalasing, sagot naman ng ex ko sa mother nya andon naman daw ako kaya okay lamg daw at ang unfair ko di raw ako masyado nagiinom, dinefend naman ako ng mother nya na wala daw mag aalaga sa kanya if susundan ko ginagawa nya (I was shocked di rin naisip ng ex ko na di ako taga sakanila kaya I have to control my liquor) bumaba na kami after ng convo nila. Nung asa baba na kami nagpahinga din yung mga friends nila and later cinontinue na ang inuman tas mga 3am nang madaling araw natapos na ang inuman and asa living room nag kakantahan yung mga friends, tas yung ex ko suddenly invited me na lumabas outside sa gate ng resort and sinamahan ko naman and nakita nya na madilim kaya bumalik nalang kami. Then later sabi nya sakin matutulog na daw sya and samahan ko daw sya upstairs sa room and sinamahan ko sya and nung asa hagdan na kami habang paakyat kami hinahawakan nya kamay ko and binitawan nya lang nung asa pinto na. After nito bumaba na ko, humiga ako sa sofa malayo sa living room and the stair kung asaan mga friends nila and it was a little bit dark and medyo isolated ako from the rest, makalipas mga 10 min kita ko ex ko bumaba and akala ko pupunta syang restroom or sa friends nila since magkakalapit lang, and nagulat ako sakin sya pumunta and biglang humiga sakin na shock ako and may tama na kaya hinayaan ko nalang, we stayed like that for a long time during those time nagiging aggressive sya like she kissed my neck a lot and smelled me, humihigpit pa nga yakap nya. Tas after non pinaayos ko na sya kase nakapatong sya sakin pinaupo ko na and nung nakaupo na kami bigla nya ko hinila pahiga sa dibdib nya tas bumangon ako, tinignan ko yung face nya nakangiti sya honestly asa border na ko ng temptation like lahat ng action nya anyone would do something to her pero napigilan ko Sarili ko, naisip ko kase yung usapan namin before the inuman na wala nga sya plan kaya napigilan ko pa. Kaya up until now naguguluhan talaga ako what is her intention dahil di nag tutugma action nya sa sinasabi nya. I thought it was just a closure pero nagulat ako sa ibang nangyari kaya hangang ngayun na ququestion ko pa. It's not like di kami nag usap pero I didn't buy her reasoning, she said nadala lang daw sya and ginagawa nya din sa iba but di lang ako yung lalake don may iba pa kami kasama, plus bat pa sya sakin pupunta nung hinatid ki na sya na super layo ko from everyone, pede sya pumunta sa mga friend nila na mas accessible, nakakapagtaka ano gusto ng ex ko.
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2024.05.14 08:48 islamicjankaris Mitti Dene Ki Dua Get the full information for Mitti Dene Ki Dua (Dua for Giving Soil) in Hindi on Islamicjankari.in. Read also the significance and spiritual importance of offering soil as a gesture of respect and remembrance. Access the page for guidance on incorporating this practice into your

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2024.05.13 15:18 xxaditixx Bhailog pls madad kardo very serious matter

Tho bhaiyo Aaj mere class 10 ka result aaya aur eng+top 5 jod ke mere bann rahe hai 93.8% . Abhi yaha pe kaii log kahenge flex kaar rha hai ye wo but I am literally in tears rn . Maine expectation tho 96-97 ki rakhi thi par utne nahi bann rahe . Pata nahi iska kuch hoga ki nahi. Mere 95 marks hai science , Hindi aur it me aur maths me 93 hai ( mujhe set 3 Mila tha tho overall I ain't disappointed). Mujhe social me khali 90 mile hai aur English me 91 . Mai English me honestly 100/100 expect karr rha tha aur social me bhi 93+ expect kar rha tha . Mai soch rha hu ki inhe rechecking ke lie dedu. Top 5 Mila kar Mera score hua 469 aur agar 6 marks ass ho gae tho I'll get that 95%. Tell me should I go for re evaluation or no . Mera dost Jo Mera academic rival hai uske 97.4% aae hai . Isse mujhe bhot bura laga kyuki pehle hamare beech khali ek se do marks ka difference rehta tha
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2024.05.13 14:06 bruhfapper [M4A] INCEST SWAPPING BASED UNIVERSE RP

[Note: Seeking long-term role-playing is acceptable on all swaps. Also, you have to be proficient in detailed writing and a semi-para or para player. Ifwe can go for other scenarios if you have other ideas too!
I'm looking for a foursome swap roleplay in which we trade girlfriends, wives, mothers, sisters, and aunts. We would role-play, with me playing myself and you playing your mom, and sharing our mom's photos (we would be using celebrities' photos to fill the female roles). Momswap would be our first choice.
In momswap, you and I were closest friends in college before we came upon porn one day. Our mothers found us, though, and they taught us a lesson.
Next While traveling with our aunts while we were having relationships with our mother, we would fall in love with them because they were wearing bikinis, and we would eventually become a foursome.
Then, moving on to the next step, our sisters decided to role-play as our sisters and lure us by leaving their bras in our room, where we would be caught by our mothers as we masturbated. When our sisters discover out what's going on, they are astonished and remain mute. Next, it's Rakshabandhan (Hindi ritual where sisters tie rakhi band to their brothers in order to show their love), and our mom has prepared the most amazing orgy ever with our sisters.
Next, we would proceed to a GF exchange in which our best friends would play our sister and see if they could persuade them to go out and have fun.
Next, we'll go to Wifeswap, which begins at Suhagraat(first wedding night), where we'll both be in our rooms with our Moms would fuck instruct the new beti, and our sisters would follow likewise.
If not, this may be a stand-alone story in which we just take a vacation and switch wives while they visit the US.
We could swap in more people, like hot neighbors or cousins
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2024.05.13 11:31 Professional-Rate604 Ma chudaye bhai

Just had I am having I dont know what the fuck it is just over it's not about jee its about everything my life will always collapse within itself and i will never be able toachieve anything in my life madarchod yeh mama kept on snoring in the night I couldn't sleep my head hurts and now some random ass fucking auntie and her child won't let me sleep (her daughter was in her home for a makeover or some shit and my sister and she are friends and she lost some good stuffworth 40k) she came yesterday aur mere mama tak ko dhundhna mein lagaya I was about to sleep at 12pm till 1:30 pm par yeh madarchod aa gaye sone ni diya ab main so ni para sir dard ho raha and even if I manage to sleep I will still end up sleeping at like 3or 4 am advanced 9 am onwards hai it's like always like everytime I can controll nothing people might as well spit in my face behenchod God gifted behen ka loda madarchod randi hu main bas chutiya sala jhant bhar ki jindagi usne ma bap bhai behen sab munh pe antagonistic hain bak bal khatam ni hoti conditionally supportive jab main give up kar chuka tha to sabne kaha padh loda lassan ab main padhna chahta hun to sari bakchodi inki abhi yad ati hai behenchod jhoothe hypocrites moody sale aur main chutiya madarchod kuch ni kar sakta kuch ni there is nothing my life had been fucked my life will be fucked and it will remain fucked I am at the end I cannot motivate myself even further I can do nothing nothing nothing behenchod sari willpower chus gayi hai madarchod madarchod madarchodadarchid madarchod madarchod behenchod how the fuck are people even happy with their lives why don't they just die what's the point what the fuck calm down Kuch ni hora yahan mental breakdown hai and I am not sure if I can recov- Stop stop stop. It's the only chance for me to take over my broken down fucked up psyche and you must not give in to the anxious force the bitch guy within you. Feelings are fucked and they must be burned at an altar. Feel feelings selectively. Many things, many thought patterns that you find yourself in are a result if past trauma, current conditions of your life, and much more. These feelings can lead to one taking drastic steps. The only way to counteract all of this is to give into pure rationality. Giving into pure rationality I must admit that I have no way of quantifying my condition other than mocks and I am too afraid to give mocks, and they will take a lost of time. And speaking logically, the emotional blow from a fucked up performance has a very high of hindering my progress and crippling my motivation, and thus I have convinced myself to forgo mocks. Rationally speaking I must maximize the mocks, but I have mentioned the caveat which lies, what I cannot do is give up. I must study. Keep on studying. Study no matter what. Study however. But study. Work with pen. Watch videos. It doesn't matter. I have to study. I have to give my full efforts, as much as I can. That's the best thing. And the rest of it I have to bet on luck and my mental performance while giving the paper, I have to maximize that. I will not be able to do jackshit in the exams in the time which is left, that's the truth, and in a month you cannot do jackshit either. But I will have to play on the only thing which I have, my mind, i will have to pray and make sure it works in the Advanced, simultaneously I will have to prepare myself emotionally for the blow that will come with the failure, because there are high chances. Then I will have to bludgeon and carry on anyhow. I will have to keep working hard. There is no other way. I will have to go to therapy, by now my mind has completely bifurcated into two personalities, and the bitch pussy crying voice will gave to be cured and dealt with, else it endangers the survival of us both. I will have to stidy. I will have to work hard. I will have to be me. I will have to be rational. I will have to be more emotionally intelligent. I will have to know to select feelings carefully. I will have to be present and hyper aware of everything. The alternative is a very dark path. Well my mind is opting for that alternative because life seems darker. The problem is that I don't feel anything. I am an amalgamation of basic animal instincts of survival and ambition coupled with executive functions and logical side, and I am as much part of myself as the emotional side is. And I see no logical sense to give up, because all the logic is pretty much predicated around survival and increasing entropy of the universal system; and I am a microcosm in my own right, a system of my own and my stability and survival and success is what all the reasoning is fundamentally based on - ergo, dying and giving up is not an option. The emotional side has to be modulated and controlled. I will have to logically induce emotions that will drive me and efficiently deal with and soothe the negative emotions, I will have to validate many scary emotions but at the same time I will have to completely reject, invalidate, ignore, and forcibly stop multiple emotions from festering, which is not healthy for normal people, but I do not lie within the norm if the norm is overall absence of stark dissatisfaction and disillusionment with life. That being said I do not think I am in a position to attempt studying, and it is incredibly hard to determine whether this is the bitch voice or the logical voice speaking. I do not think I will be able to nap either. But I do presume similar conditions will follow me while giving exams because past patterns do not support me being in the best condition while giving exams, and this is the best way to segway to positive emotions. Fuck it I am going to study. I feel tired. Everything is impossible. But I will study. When Thor has to slay Jormungandr he knows he is going to die, but he wields his mighty hammer and accepts his destiny and valiantly fights the great serpent, and dies. I am going to do the same. I know I will fail. I will grieve. I will cry. But not give up. I know cards are stacked up against me. But i will not give up. If I fight against overwhelming odds enough number of times then I will learn to create miracles, and that is a divine power in it's own right. I will learn to create miracles. I will fight against all odds and I might win, or I might lose. But I will keep on struggling, and eventually I will be the miracle maker. What if I fail to make any miracles??? Well, what were the chances that I was born as a dog? Or I was a table? Or I was nothing. My very existence is a miracle and I will create miracle. Humans were fish struggling on land and now they are off to conquer stars!!!!!! This is a miracle!!! Everything was pointless but we kept on struggling!!!! We achieved more than what we could think!!! Why must I give up!!!! Fuck it guys let me overdose myself with caffine and start studying the fuck. Imma do organic revision and pyqs. Organic ke behenchod sare 20 sal ke paper aaj hi nipta dunga madarchod ab bolo koi mock mock (I know it's not possible, but what did I say??) Ya fir definite. Aod. Rotation. Kuch nahi padhunga lekin padhunga aur is bhakalnde behen ke lode exhausted ass state mein padhunga ma chod dunga jindagi ki behen ki chut. Bollo bhagwati maiyaaa ki jai!!!
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2024.05.12 22:43 bhayankarpari8 Aangan - Apno Ka (SAB)

My parents watch this show. It's a load of drama and the basic premise is a tad bit unrealistic (a girl has a condition for her marriage - the groom should be willing to stay in her home instead if vice versa). I mean, I would love it to have an impact and it's actually a standard practice in some Indian cultures. A classmate of mine was from Meghalaya and had two sisters. Her parents lived in a four storied house. Each of her sisters was living on one story each and the plan was for her to shift in the vacant floor after marriage. I was thrilled to know this. Very refreshing.
But the problem, if not with society, but with Indian TV is that so much culture, dialogues and narratives are built around the 'beti ki bidai', 'dulhan ki doli', 'sapno ka rajkumar who will come and take the girl away' $h!t that it's quite an uphill task to have a discussion around this.
The show tried to do this, albeit in a very messy sledgehammer way.
Still, the show has a lot of interesting supporting characters including the Naamkaran fame Aditi Rathore who is playing a near innocent bimbo and a dedicated housewife and I have to admit it's quite charming and hilarious. First, it's a nice change from her usual characters (and off shoulder blouses - I'd had enough!). Plus her family dynamic is quite interesting. Husband is a mama's boy who hasn't been taught anything householdy by his mom but he dotes on his wife and clumsily tries to help her with the chores.
There's also Neetha Shetty and her reverse dynamic where she earns to support her unemployed husband is is interesting too.
Lastly, the FL - Pallavi Sharma. Blunt and feisty, she is a very unusual girl (although sadly, they seem to be mellowing her down now), who prioritizes her relationship with her father over anything else in her life.
Samar Vermani, who plays the ML isn't a brilliant actor but he has a pleasant chemistry with Ayushi (who plays Pallavi). His character Aakash is shown to be a good-intentioned but short sighted guy who falls head over heels for Pallavi and the pair has to navigate two sets of parents along with Pallavi's unusual condition.
I think the show has quite a bit of usual drama. But it's also light and funny sometimes. All the characters have nice backstreet (I hope they keep it consistent though!).
At the moment, they whole family is trying to pull a Khosla Ka Ghosla on someone. The track is a bit weird but nevertheless entertaining.
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