The more I hear it the more I feel like it might make sense. And as we know, Kendrick loves doing verses from the POV of someone else. Here are my thoughts bar-by-bar:
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Off-white Sunseeker at the marina, Fuck a Phantom, I like to buy yachts when I get the fever
It’s rare for Kendrick to boast this directly about living a lluxurious lifestyle. Drake, on the other hand, loves doing just that. Furthermore, these lines hint at the photo Drake took of a 14-year old Millie Bobbie Brown on a yacht in an Australian marina. If this angle is granted, then “the fever” not only means an intense urge to buy things, but also an intense urge to…well, you know.
The lines “off-white sunseeker” further testify to it being from Drake’s POV, as he is a mixed (off-white) clout chaser seeking fame (sunseeker). It is also is another witty jab at his phony “blackness” since people seek the sun to tan / temporarily become darker.

Wine cooler spill on my white t-shirt, the sightseer
Drake has repeatedly talked / rapped about how much he loves sweet / fruity drinks (plus, his nickname, Champagne Papi, is based on wine). “Sightseer” is a reference to two things: the way Drake vacations to fancy getaways, and the way Drake treats music / culture like a tourist, visiting trendy scenes, styles, and sounds to “sightsee” and borrow what he needs to stay relevant.

Trifecta: money, morals, and culture, that's my leisure
At first this line seems like it must be from Kendrick’s POV, but the word to hone in on is “leisure.” Unlike Kendrick, Drake treats these topics with very little seriousness—he’s a temporary visitor, coming and going at his leisure. And as Kendrick explicitly points out on his other disses, Drake is bad with money, morally corrupt, and a top-tier culture vulture.

My visa, passport tatted, I show up in Ibiza
This line makes more sense if it’s coming from Drake’s POV. Ibiza is a well-known Spanish island where the rich and famous love to party / vacation. Drake has been spotted there multiples times, and is generally known to travel to a lot of other luxurious party spots (such as the Turks just the other day, which Kendrick mentions in MTG).

Lucalis dwellings in Brooklyn just to book me some pizza
This further emphasizes how Drake acts as “sightseer” of cultures by biting (wink-wink) styles from whatever is trending. The verb “book” is key here since it’s most commonly used in reference to booking a flight or vacation. It feels a bit odd to say someone would “book” some pizza. And, for what it’s worth, Drake has been spotted at this exact establishment.

Who could reach us? Only God could teleport this type of freedom
Lastly, Kendrick is implying that Drake feels untouchable, like someone chosen by God to reign over everyone and do whatever the hell he wants. But as we see in the following line, Kendrick’s POV kicks in as his voice changes and he appeals to God in a prayer about going to war with Drake.
Also a potential "God's Plan" reference.
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These are just some random thoughts. I think it would explain the structure of the song better than Kendrick bragging upfront about a luxurious lifestyle, which inherently feels a bit off brand for him anyways, especially in the middle of beefing with a guy who’s obsessed with those things. It would also make the lines later in the song about the OVO moles more thematically relevant if Kendrick is looking "through Drake’s eyes” to start the song.
Either way, 6:16 in LA is a phenomenal track, and one that I think will get more and more attention as time goes on.

i haven't seen this posted, but apologies if i missed it
"wine cooler spill on my white tee shirt, sight seer'
didn't realize sight seers are shooting targets like the ones in EPs twitter pics and the pic of the gun shooting range on his FB. is the wine cooler blood splatter??
saw this mentioned on Complex. think the author missed on a lot of his/her other thoughts, but this seems on point
random Google search indicates sightseer is also a brand of camera/gear
what's dot getting at? "i know what you did last summer" vibes?? sight seer, camera, boo, i see you???
and why did EP show two different types of sight seers in twitter posts during second reveal of items? was he just riffing off lyrics to imply a connection where there isn't really one? or was it something more??

Have a dual zone wine fridge. I’ve replaced the main board, power control board and display board. Initially a sensor issue caused the fridge to beep incessantly. I’ve tried replacement sensors (which read 99 degrees which is clearly wrong. The original sensor reads an incorrect temp (like 41 degrees) when a laser temp gauge clearly indicates it’s 60-65 degrees. The problem seems to be that the temperature that the fridge thinks it is, is not the actual temp. Any ideas for how to troubleshoot this?

•The server stations? Private. With a chair. At my last job, there was only 1 station, and it was in between the dining room and the bathrooms. Completely visible to guests at all times. Chair? Out of the realm of possibility.
•Servers? Able to sit down or relax while they’re not sat. At my last job, I was used to having to look like I was doing something at all times. Not sat for hours? “WHY ARENT YOU BUSSING EVERYONE ELSES TABLES??!” You’ll never believe this.. the busser actually does that at this place.
•Managers? Speaking to us like equal and capable adults. As opposed to “why aren’t you doing something?” “Go clean the windows.” “Take that liquor stock upstairs.” “How dare you make a coffee/water before ALL the opening work is done even though we don’t open for 30 more minutes.”
•Hosts? Literally come find the servers to tell us if we’re sat. I couldn’t tell you the amount of times I’d be weeded at my last job, and my manager would come find me only to bitch if I haven’t greeted a table yet or didn’t see them. Or they would straight up just assign another server to that table without telling me, then I’d go up to them and look like an idiot because they’d be like “someone already got our orders.”
•Trays? Never heard of her. They just make trips or get a follow.
•buss tubs? Never heard of those. We just stack the plates at the dish pit. And no more scraping plates in front of customers. The amount of disgusting heavy buss tubs we had to take back at my last job was ridiculous. And do you think the manager took them back when we were busy? No. They just made petty comments like “don’t forget about the buss tubs!”
•washing, polishing, and rolling silverware? Never heard of that either. The dishwashers actually wash the silverware. We don’t polish it, we only have to fold linens.
•wine restock? Actually makes sense. The stock is above and below the shelves, as opposed to upstairs in a locked room. We literally would have to make multiple trips with heavy crates full of wine up and down the stairs, and then rotate them out in the coolers. Why they kept reds in the coolers, I couldn’t tell you, it was beyond stupid. If I bought a bottle of Pinot noir and it was cold, I’d be annoyed lol. AND staff can get whole bottles at the glass price??? Sorcery.
•menu? 5x smaller (although the wine list is 20x bigger lol). With no typos, no items that aren’t sold, and no sides.
•the money? The server I was following last night made $230 from 3 tables. That’s more than I made on some doubles at my last job. That’s almost half of what I made EVERY 2 WEEKS. Also no bar tip out, and no host tip out.

How many bartenders for a wedding with approx 75 drinkers and 20 non drinkers? Drinks served will be beer, wine, coolers, highballs, shots no specialty drinks.

I know there are lots of posts asking about what smell your starter should have and I’ve seen many say it should be vinegary/can smell like alcohol a bit.
I didn’t track what day my starter is on, but I’d say it’s in the at about day 16. I’m feeding it at a 1:2:2 ratio now and moving to 1:3:3 soon. For the past week it has smelled like a wine cooler…and I mean about the strongest alcoholic smell it could have.
Is that okay? It’s doubling in size within a few hours and quickly regains its strong alcohol scent.

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At first I thought maybe a bottle had broken in the back, but after cleaning it thoroughly and it coming back, I’ve got no idea what this is.
It only leaks for this 1 cooler, the other side is fine. The oil? Is very viscous and sticky. It’s a bitch to clean off tbh.
Does anyone know what this could be?

Hola como estan hace 5 dias compre una placa rx 6700 xt asrock challanger d la de 2 coolers teoricamente "nunca usada" solo montada en el rig, pero nunca minada, recalco por que me lo vive diciendo. Tema llega, los cooler sucios por dentro, el resto impecable parecia no usada con respecto a los metales, y el plastico. por otro lado stock(no undervolteada) tiene 99 grados de junction point (coolers al 60%)lo que me parecio mucho y adicionalmente ayer al 4 dia empezo a hacer coil wine en los test leve pero esta, cuando juego un bannerlord en ultra se escucha el ruido, ademas de como un polvo gris entre los metales, medio color metalico, poco leve igual. Que onda la devuelvo o me la quedo? Si la undervolteo llega a las 75 o 80 grados lo que deberia ser supongo (la verdad no tengo experencia entre las placas potentes)

Hi,
I started my first sip when I was 14. It was a wine cooler for my birthday. Never lead to anything.
About when I was 17, I started going to parties where there was alcohlic drinks and I drank. Was with my friends and they all got messy, same as me, so nothing seemed out of the ordinary. 18 went the same way. Played a police officer that night (costume for Halloween). Drank copious amounts of booze. Never thought of anything.
Began addicted to that feeling of nothing because feeling like nothing or feeling bad felt better than feeling like nothing. I drank more and felt less more. I was 20 years old so I made friends just to buy me alcohol. At this point I feel nothing; no joy or entertainment or sadness or anger, from this transaction. Just want.
Anyways here starts my 24 year old dilemma. I was so sleep deprived from DTs that I had experienced delusions. One of my first delusions started at home.
The fan had started hearing like music. It was playing Olivia Rodrigo! All fans did. I drove to the emergency room and sat down. I like Olivia Rodrigo because she must have left (I think it was DTs) cuz everyone in the emergency room was talking about killing me in my mind. It was hallucinations. They admitted me to a mental health hospital where I got well. I will talk more if anyone asks because it was trivial there.
I’m 24. I been on antidepressants like wellbutrin and sertraline.

Hello all, I’m a 23M and I was hoping someone could maybe help me understand why my pancreas does what it does.
Whenever I drink distilled liquor or any type of wine cooler with distilled liquor in it, my pancreas hurts a lot. Just like it did when I had acute pancreatitis. It doesn’t even have to be a lot of liquor. It could be just one mikes hard lemonade and shortly after I’m in pain. However, I can drink all the beer or malt liquor I want and not have any pain or side effects. So why can I drink beer but not liquor?
Here’s some info about my pancreas in the past.
When I was about 16 years old I had acute pancreatitis. Once admitted to the hospital, I remember every doctor that would see me always kept asking if I drank heavily. I told them no I don’t drink at all, which is true at that time. What I didn’t tell them at the time was that I was taking a lot of garcinia cambogia supplements. Like WAY too much. I didn’t tell them because it felt like the doctors were pressuring me or trying to get me to admit I drank heavily and that was the reason I had acute pancreatitis. So I was too scared to tell them anything else.
Sorry if this is posted wrong or formatted wrong. I normally just browse Reddit and never actually post. Thanks in advance to anyone that answers.

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Why June in Sardinia

Weather Overview

June is an ideal time to visit Sardinia due to its pleasant weather. The average temperature ranges from 72°F to 82°F, offering a perfect blend of warmth and comfort for outdoor activities.
The island experiences long sunny days in June, providing ample opportunities for exploring the stunning beaches and picturesque landscapes. The weather is generally dry, with minimal rainfall, ensuring a delightful vacation experience.
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The crystal-clear waters surrounding the island beckon visitors to immerse themselves in its beauty and tranquility. Whether you prefer relaxing on the beach or diving into the azure waters, June offers the perfect conditions for aquatic adventures.

Festivals and Events

June in Sardinia is not just about the weather; it also marks the beginning of various cultural festivals and events. Visitors can immerse themselves in the local traditions by attending festivities such as Sagra di Sant'Efisio or Cavalcata Sarda.
These celebrations showcase the rich heritage of the island through vibrant parades, traditional costumes, music, and delicious local cuisine. Exploring these cultural events provides a unique insight into Sardinia's history and customs, adding depth to your travel experience.

Outdoor Activities

With pleasant temperatures and sunny skies, June is perfect for engaging in a variety of outdoor activities on Sardinia. From hiking along scenic trails to cycling through charming villages, there are endless opportunities to explore the island's natural beauty.
Visitors can also embark on boat tours to discover hidden coves and pristine beaches or try their hand at windsurfing and sailing in the clear waters. Whether you're an adventure enthusiast or seeking relaxation amidst nature, June offers something for everyone on this enchanting Mediterranean island.

June Weather Insights

Weather Patterns

June in Sardinia brings warmer temperatures compared to the earlier spring months. The weather tends to be sunny with minimal rainfall, making it ideal for outdoor activities.
The average temperature in June ranges from 23°C to 27°C, providing a pleasant climate for tourists. The island experiences longer daylight hours, allowing visitors to make the most of their time exploring the stunning beaches and historical sites.

Water Temperature

During June, the sea around Sardinia starts to warm up, reaching temperatures between 21°C to 24°C. This makes it suitable for swimming and enjoying water sports along the picturesque coastline.
The crystal-clear waters of Sardinia offer a refreshing escape from the summer heat. Tourists can indulge in snorkeling or simply relax on the beaches while soaking up the Mediterranean sun.

Ideal Swimming Conditions

With water temperatures hovering around 24°C, June provides optimal conditions for swimming in Sardinia. The warm waters are inviting and comfortable, attracting beach enthusiasts and water lovers alike.
Tourists can take advantage of the pleasant weather and sea temperatures to engage in various aquatic activities such as diving, paddleboarding, or simply taking a leisurely swim in the turquoise waters.

Sea Temperature for Swimming

Swimming Season

June marks the beginning of the swimming season in Sardinia, with the average sea temperature gradually rising to a comfortable level for swimmers. The water along the coast starts to warm up, making it ideal for those looking to enjoy a refreshing swim.

Sea Conditions

During June, the sea conditions in Sardinia are generally favorable for swimming. The water temperatures begin to increase, providing a pleasant experience for swimmers seeking to take a dip in the crystal-clear waters. The coast enjoys warm temperatures, inviting visitors to indulge in aquatic activities.

Swimming Experience

In June, swimmers can expect cooler waters compared to peak summer months but still enjoy relatively high temperatures that make swimming enjoyable. The average high sea temperature during this month allows for a comfortable and relaxing swimming experience, perfect for unwinding by the beach.

Best Beaches in Early Summer

Warm Waters for Swimming

Sardinia experiences warm temperatures in June, making it an excellent time to visit for beach enthusiasts. The crystal-clear waters around the island offer ideal conditions for swimming, with temperatures ranging from 72°F to 77°F.
The island's beaches, known for their pristine beauty, attract summer crowds seeking relaxation and water activities. Tourists can enjoy the stunning beaches of Sardinia without the peak season rush, making June a perfect time to bask in the sun and dip into the warm Mediterranean Sea.

Beach Activities and Attractions

In June, visitors to Sardinia can indulge in various beach activities besides swimming. From sunbathing on the soft sands to exploring underwater marine life through snorkeling, the island offers a plethora of options for beach lovers.
The warm waters provide an inviting environment for water sports like paddleboarding and kayaking. Tourists can also take boat tours along the coastline to discover hidden coves and secluded beaches that showcase Sardinia's natural beauty.

Enjoying Tranquility and Serenity

June in Sardinia presents an opportunity to experience the island's beaches in a more serene setting. With fewer tourists compared to the peak summer months, visitors can relish the tranquility of secluded spots along the coastline.
Exploring lesser-known beaches allows travelers to connect with nature and appreciate the unspoiled landscapes that define Sardinia's charm. Away from the bustling crowds, one can unwind under the Mediterranean sun and immerse themselves in the peaceful ambiance of these hidden gems.

Outdoor Fun and Events

Water Activities

Swimming in Sardinia during June is a delightful experience as the water temperatures range from 72°F to 77°F. The warm waters are perfect for aquatic adventures like snorkeling and diving.
Sardinia's crystal-clear waters offer an ideal setting for various water activities, including kayaking, paddleboarding, and sailing. These activities allow outdoor enthusiasts to immerse themselves in the island's natural wonders.

Land Adventures

For those seeking land-based adventures, Sardinia boasts diverse terrain that caters to different interests. From biking through picturesque landscapes to exploring the island's rugged terrain on foot, there is something for everyone.
Exploring Sardinia's inland areas provides a unique opportunity to witness the island's rich cultural heritage. Visitors can join guided tours or venture out on their own to discover hidden gems off the beaten path.

Safety Precautions

When engaging in outdoor activities in Sardinia, it is essential to take necessary safety precautions. Remember to apply sunscreen regularly, especially during peak hours when the sun's rays are strongest.
Being aware of ocean currents is crucial, particularly for those participating in aquatic adventures. It is advisable to follow safety guidelines and heed any warning posts along the coastline.

Sardinian June Cuisine

Local Delicacies

Sardinia in June offers a delightful array of local delicacies that reflect the island's rich culinary heritage. Indulge in dishes like Culurgiones, a type of filled pasta, or Porceddu, roasted suckling pig.
Immerse yourself in the vibrant flavors of Sardinian cuisine by trying Pane Carasau, a traditional crispy flatbread enjoyed with various toppings. Experience the freshness of seafood with dishes like Bottarga, dried fish roe often grated over pasta for a unique taste.

Traditional Festivals

June in Sardinia is not just about great weather; it also marks the celebration of traditional festivals that highlight the island's cultural richness. Participate in events like Sant'Efisio, a colorful procession honoring the patron saint of Cagliari.
Explore the Girotonno festival in Carloforte, dedicated to celebrating tuna fishing traditions. Witness locals showcasing their skills in preparing and cooking tuna-based dishes while enjoying live music and entertainment.

Vineyard Visits

Embark on a journey through Sardinia's picturesque vineyards during June to discover the island's thriving wine culture. Visit renowned wineries such as Sella & Mosca to sample exquisite varieties like Cannonau and Vermentino.
Savor the unique terroir-driven wines of Sardinia while learning about the winemaking process from passionate experts. Enjoy wine tastings amidst stunning landscapes, enhancing your overall culinary experience on the island.

Stay and Travel Tips

Accommodation Options

Travelers visiting Sardinia in June have a plethora of accommodation options ranging from luxurious beach resorts to cozy bed and breakfasts. It's advisable to book in advance due to the peak tourist season.
Exploring the island's diverse landscapes is best done by renting a car, allowing visitors the freedom to go off the beaten path and discover hidden gems. Alternatively, public transportation is available for those who prefer not to drive.

Weather and Packing Essentials

June in Sardinia offers delightful weather with average temperatures ranging from 20-28°C (68-82°F). The island experiences long sunny days, perfect for visitors looking to soak up the Mediterranean sun.
When packing for your trip, essentials include lightweight clothing, comfortable footwear for exploring, sunscreen, sunglasses, and a hat. Don't forget your swimwear as the crystal-clear waters of Sardinia beckon travelers for a refreshing dip.

Beach Etiquette and Safety Tips

Sardinia boasts stunning beaches with pristine turquoise waters that tempt visitors year-round. To make the most of your beach experience, remember to respect local customs by keeping noise levels down and disposing of trash properly.
For those planning on swimming in the sea, it's essential to be mindful of safety precautions. Always swim in designated areas with lifeguards present and be cautious of strong currents.

Nightlife and Festivities

Nightlife

Sardinia's nightlife scene is vibrant, with numerous bars, clubs, and beach parties that cater to a diverse crowd. You can enjoy live music, DJ sets, and traditional dance performances.
The island comes alive after sunset, offering a mix of laid-back beach bars and energetic nightclubs. The atmosphere is lively and welcoming, perfect for socializing and experiencing the local culture.

Festivities

Exploring Sardinia in June means immersing yourself in a variety of festivities that celebrate the island's rich traditions and history. From religious processions to colorful folk festivals, there's always something exciting happening.
During this time, you can witness traditional dances, taste authentic Sardinian cuisine at food fairs, and marvel at stunning fireworks displays lighting up the night sky. The locals' passion for their heritage shines through these events.

Beach Parties

June in Sardinia also marks the beginning of the peak season for beach parties along the picturesque coastal areas. These gatherings combine music, dancing, and bonfires against the backdrop of breathtaking sunsets.
Joining a beach party allows you to mingle with fellow travelers and locals while enjoying refreshing drinks under the starlit sky. The warm evening breeze adds to the magical ambiance of these gatherings.

Cultural Events

For history enthusiasts, Sardinia offers a plethora of cultural events in June that delve into the island's ancient ruins and historical sites. Guided tours to archaeological sites provide insight into Sardinia's fascinating past.
Visiting these sites during special events often includes theatrical performances or reenactments that bring history to life. It's an immersive way to connect with the island's rich heritage and appreciate its significance.

Sustainable Travel Advice

Best Time to Visit Sardinia

June is considered one of the ideal months to visit Sardinia due to the pleasant weather and warm waters. The island experiences long sunny days, making it perfect for outdoor activities and exploration.

Weather Conditions in June

During June, Sardinia enjoys warm temperatures ranging from 72°F to 82°F (22°C to 28°C). The island experiences minimal rainfall during this month, ensuring clear skies and ample sunshine for travelers to enjoy various outdoor adventures.

Warm Water Temperatures

In June, the waters surrounding Sardinia start to warm up, with temperatures averaging around 72°F (22°C) along the coastline. This makes it an excellent time for swimming and water activities as the sea becomes invitingly warm.

Sustainable Travel Practices

When visiting Sardinia in June, consider adopting sustainable travel practices to minimize your environmental impact. Opt for eco-friendly accommodations, support local businesses, and reduce plastic waste by using reusable items. By respecting the local environment and culture, you contribute to the preservation of Sardinia's natural beauty for future generations.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is June a good time to visit Sardinia?

June is an excellent time to visit Sardinia due to pleasant weather, warm sea temperatures for swimming, and various outdoor activities and events available during this period.

What is the weather like in Sardinia in June?

In June, Sardinia enjoys warm and sunny weather with average temperatures ranging from 70°F to 85°F (21°C to 29°C), making it ideal for exploring the island and relaxing on the beaches.

How warm is the water in Sardinia in June?

The sea temperature in Sardinia during June typically ranges from 70°F to 75°F (21°C to 24°C), providing comfortable conditions for swimming and enjoying water activities.

Are there beaches suitable for swimming in early summer in Sardinia?

Sardinia offers numerous beautiful beaches with crystal-clear waters that are perfect for swimming in early summer. Some top choices include Spiaggia del Principe, Cala Goloritzé, and La Pelosa Beach.

What are some outdoor activities and events available in Sardinia in June?

During June, visitors can enjoy outdoor adventures like hiking, sailing, snorkeling, and attending local festivals such as the Sant'Efisio Parade and the Cavalcata Sarda horse race. The island offers a vibrant mix of cultural and recreational experiences.

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It was heavenly.
After dusting off my 11th chapter I stood, did a couple of yoga poses and then took off out of my front door for a run.
Now, everyone has a weakness, Superman’s got his kryptonite, Achilles has his heel, I have physical exercise. Usually, the thought of going for a run would make me want to chop my legs off. But those crazy little pills made the sad-sad go away. I was flying past houses, high-fiving bushes and waving to people as I roamed the streets like an exercise junkie.
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There was a hard-working bustle about the place. Little box-like robots wheeled their way out from a boutique distribution centre to people’s homes carrying boxes of wine, cheese, and steaming meals.
I slowed my run and sat back on a bench beside a rose bush. Birds were chirping and there was a hum of music from the cafes. It was heaven.
That night Manuel was back at my house and we walked three blocks over to a giant log cabin and another party. The next morning I took a pill, busted out eight chapters and went for another run. As the weeks flew by I attended more parties than I’d ever been to in my life, smashed out over a hundred chapters and grew dark rings around my eyes.
And then one day I met her.
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This time we’d been invited to a pool party in the early evening. Manuel was sucking up to a bunch of new authors, and I was drinking beer with a bunch of horror writers while watching two guys beside the pool punching each other in the face over the use of Oxford commas. I didn’t know who was in the right – the guy whose eye was bruised, red, and puffy – or the guy with a swollen, red lump on his forehead.
Turns out, it didn’t really matter because they both paused mid-swing to stare at someone behind me.
In walked a woman in a white turtleneck, and large round glasses. Four other writers dressed in full tweed suits flanked her. Heads turned. Famous web fiction writers who I hadn’t worked up the courage to talk to were whispering to each other and pointing to the woman in white.
The horror writers next to me were trying to look disinterested but I could see them peering at her out of the corner of their eyes.
‘Hey Stephen,’ I poked a tall guy in the arm, ‘who’s that?’
Stephen laughed, ‘Good one man.’
‘I’m being serious dude, why’s everyone staring?’
Stephen hissed his next sentence like he was embarrassed others would hear, ‘Man. That’s the emperor of this place – the most read author in the whole of Crusher Media, that’s...’
‘...Lazy Cultivator? The guy that writes the chicken story.’
Stephen nodded, ‘Only – she’s not a guy.’
‘I guess I should say hi,’ I got out of my seat just as Stephen put his arm up to form a barrier.
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I swallowed, ‘Good to know I’m appreciated then.’
Stephen shrugged, ‘Just letting you know the way things are dude.’
The tweed-wearers and their leader moved through the party like blue whales through a school of shrimp. A group of romance writers cleared out of their chairs beside the pool and the gang sat down and produced bottles of champagne from a wine cooler. The woman in white pulled a pair of VR glasses, a wireless keyboard, and a purple pill bottle from her bag, then she slipped a pill between her teeth, pulled the VR glasses over her face and started hacking away at the keyboard so rapidly she broke off one of the keys.
I swallowed, ‘She doesn’t come to parties often?’
Stephen shook his head, ‘not the sort of parties the rest of us get invited to. But... I’ve heard stories.’
I nodded slowly, my forehead was beginning to hurt the way it always did when the orange pills wore off. I took the orange pill container out of my pocket and shook it. There was no comforting tap of pills on the side.
I spun the lid open. It was empty.
My hands started to sweat. I got up, knocking over Stephen’s beer. He yelled at me, but I just waved an apology. I made a beeline straight for Manuel who was chatting to a bunch of fresh writers.
‘Hey, Eli,’ he said, wrapping an arm around me, ‘You guys heard of ElitheHill?’
A couple of the new writers grinned, one guy stuck out his hand, but my headache was getting worse with every second.
‘Manuel,’ I hissed, ‘I need some pills man.’
Manuel raised an eyebrow, ‘What?’
‘I need them now, my head...’ I stopped and rubbed one of my eyes, ‘I need the orange pills man.’
Manuel nodded, ‘Yeah, I’ll get you some man – in the morning.’ he wrapped his arm around me, ‘Come on man, be cool, have a beer.’
I shook my head frantically, my hands trembled, ‘I need them now Manuel. Come on. You’ve got to have at least a pack on you.’
Manuel stared at me, his eyes suddenly seemed much colder, ‘Yeah. I got some, but they’re two thousand reads.’
‘Two thousand?’ I bit my lip, ‘Man, they were five hundred two days ago.’
He shrugged and pulled the orange container from his pocket ‘You want em? Or not?’
My hands were a pool of sweat, my head thumped like a drum and bass concert and my right eye was twitching.
‘Yeah,’ I snatched them from his hand, ‘I’ll get Alex to transfer to you tomorrow.’
Manuel nodded, ‘Now get lost,’ his smile returned as he looked to the young writers, ‘You’re scaring off the new kids!’
The others laughed.
I fumbled with the pill bottle and Manuel gave me a kick, ‘Man! Get out of here.’ His eyes were hard again.
I stumbled my way over to the toilet, kicked the door open and slammed it behind me. My hands shook as I twisted open the capsule. The toilet smelt like vomit. The lid gave a click, popped open and I shook two pills into my hand. I usually took one, but I felt like I deserved the extra hit after everything I’d been through. I shoved them in my mouth, threw my head back, and swallowed.
A moment later I had electricity flowing through my veins and lightning in my brain. When I kicked the door of the toilet open it was like the world was in 8k resolution. Colours and lights were sharper and more beautiful. Beethoven’s fifth symphony was playing, someone passed me who smelt of elderflower and sweet wine. I breathed in and started dancing.
****
My call with Alex the next day began with me reciting a poem about his ties that I made up on the spot. He was wearing a beetroot red tie and by the third verse, his face had gone the same colour. It took him a few minutes to calm down, but when he finally did he ended up being quite pleased.
‘I see you’ve been producing a lot of chapters Mr Hill, you’re also pulling in a lot of readers. My suggestion is that you should start stockpiling them, rather than just posting them as you finish, that way when you hit another of your dry spells, you’ll have a buffer to get your shit sorted.’
I grinned and pulled the orange pills from my jacket pocket, ‘I’m not going to have another slump.’ I tossed the pill bottle up and caught it behind my back without looking, ‘Alex, I have discovered the key to literary immortality.’
Alex’s smile wavered for a moment, then with an effort of brute force he manage to affix it back to his face.
‘I’m glad Mr Hill.’ he went silent for a moment, ‘Just be careful okay... with those chapters I mean... we don’t want you to get burnt out with nothing left in the can.’
I shrugged, shook the pill bottle again, ‘Don’t worry about me buddy – just keep transferring Manuel that money. Okay?’
Alex nodded and ended the call.
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