FT: San Jose Earthquakes 0-1 Orlando City SC

Venue: PayPal Park
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LINE-UPS
San Jose Earthquakes
William Yarbrough, Rodrigues , Bruno Wilson, Vítor Costa (Jack Skahan), Carlos Akapo, Hernan Lopez (Paul Marie), Carlos Gruezo (Niko Tsakiris), Jackson Yueill, Jeremy Ebobisse (Preston Judd), Amahl Pellegrino (Benjamin Kikanovic), Cristian Espinoza.
Subs: Tanner Beason, Daniel Munie, Jacob Jackson, Alfredo Morales.
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Orlando City SC
Pedro Gallese, Wilder Cartagena, Rodrigo Schlegel, David Brekalo, Felipe , Dagur Dan Thórhallsson (Martín Ojeda), Nicolás Lodeiro, Facundo Torres (Rafael Santos), Iván Angulo, Luis Muriel (Kyle Smith), Duncan McGuire (Jack Lynn) (Jeorgio Kocevski).
Subs: Mason Stajduhar, Abdi Salim, Yutaro Tsukada, Favian Loyola.
MATCH EVENTS via ESPN
16' Substitution, Orlando City SC. Jack Lynn replaces Duncan McGuire because of an injury.
63' Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Benjamin Kikanovic replaces Amahl Pellegrino.
63' Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Preston Judd replaces Jeremy Ebobisse.
63' Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Niko Tsakiris replaces Carlos Gruezo.
70' Vítor Costa (San Jose Earthquakes) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
79' Substitution, Orlando City SC. Rafael Santos replaces Facundo Torres.
79' Substitution, Orlando City SC. Martín Ojeda replaces Dagur Thórhallsson.
83' Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Paul Marie replaces Hernán López.
83' Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Jack Skahan replaces Vítor Costa.
89' Goal! San Jose Earthquakes 0, Orlando City SC 1. Jack Lynn (Orlando City SC) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Martín Ojeda following a fast break.
90'+2' Substitution, Orlando City SC. Kyle Smith replaces Luis Muriel.
90'+2' Substitution, Orlando City SC. Jeorgio Kocevski replaces Jack Lynn.
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FT: Seattle Sounders FC 1-1 Vancouver Whitecaps

Venue: Lumen Field
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Seattle Sounders FC
Stefan Frei, Jackson Ragen, Yeimar Gómez, Nouhou Tolo, Alex Roldan, Albert Rusnák (Reed Baker-Whiting), João Paulo (Pedro de la Vega), Cristian Roldan, Raúl Ruidíaz (Daniel Musovski), Jordan Morris, Obed Vargas.
Subs: Jonathan Bell, Paul Rothrock, Cody Baker, Andrew Thomas, Daniel Leyva, Dylan Teves.
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Vancouver Whitecaps
Yohei Takaoka, Mathías Laborda, Tristan Blackmon, Javain Brown, Pedro Vite, Adrián Cubas (Sebastian Berhalter), Ryan Raposo (Ali Ahmed), Alessandro Schöpf (Levonte Johnson), Brian White, Ryan Gauld, Fafà Picault.
Subs: Luís Martins, Ralph Priso-Mbongue, Ranko Veselinovic, Isaac Boehmer, Giuseppe Bovalina, Belal Halbouni.
MATCH EVENTS via ESPN
8' Goal! Seattle Sounders FC 1, Vancouver Whitecaps FC 0. Jordan Morris (Seattle Sounders FC) left footed shot from the left side of the six yard box to the bottom right corner.
36' Obed Vargas (Seattle Sounders FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
43' João Paulo (Seattle Sounders FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
55' Substitution, Vancouver Whitecaps FC. Sebastian Berhalter replaces Andrés Cubas.
65' Substitution, Vancouver Whitecaps FC. Ali Ahmed replaces Ryan Raposo.
75' Mathías Laborda (Vancouver Whitecaps FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
76' Substitution, Seattle Sounders FC. Pedro de la Vega replaces João Paulo.
76' Substitution, Vancouver Whitecaps FC. Levonte Johnson replaces Alessandro Schöpf.
88' Substitution, Seattle Sounders FC. Danny Musovski replaces Raúl Ruidíaz.
88' Substitution, Seattle Sounders FC. Reed Baker-Whiting replaces Albert Rusnák.
89' Nouhou Tolo (Seattle Sounders FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
90'+4' Second yellow card to Nouhou Tolo (Seattle Sounders FC) for hand ball.
90'+4' Goal! Seattle Sounders FC 1, Vancouver Whitecaps FC 1. Ryan Gauld (Vancouver Whitecaps FC) converts the penalty with a left footed shot to the top right corner.
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Overview

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Home	Seattle Sounders FC	1
Away	Vancouver Whitecaps	1
Status	Full Time
Venue	Lumen Field
City	Seattle, Washington
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM PDT

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Lineups

	Seattle Sounders FC	Pos		Vancouver Whitecaps	Pos
	Stefan Frei, #24	G		Yohei Takaoka, #1	G
	Jackson Ragen, #25	CD-L		Mathías Laborda, #2	CD
	Yeimar Gómez, #28	CD-R		Tristan Blackmon, #6	CD-L
	Nouhou Tolo, #5	LB		Javain Brown, #23	CD-R
	Alex Roldan, #16	RB		Pedro Vite, #45	CM-L
	Albert Rusnák, #11	AM		Adrián Cubas, #20	CM-R
	João Paulo , #6	LM		Ryan Raposo, #7	LM
	Cristian Roldan, #7	RM		Alessandro Schöpf, #8	RM
	Raúl Ruidíaz, #9	F		Brian White, #24	F
	Jordan Morris, #13	AM-L		Ryan Gauld, #25	CF-L
	Obed Vargas, #18	AM-R		Fafà Picault, #11	CF-R
	Pedro de la Vega, #10	SUB		Luís Martins, #14	SUB
	Reed Baker-Whiting, #21	SUB		Ali Ahmed, #22	SUB
	Jonathan Bell, #15	SUB		Ralph Priso-Mbongue, #13	SUB
	Daniel Musovski, #17	SUB		Ranko Veselinovic, #4	SUB
	Paul Rothrock, #14	SUB		Isaac Boehmer, #32	SUB
	Cody Baker, #33	SUB		Sebastian Berhalter, #16	SUB
	Andrew Thomas, #26	SUB		Levonte Johnson, #28	SUB
	Daniel Leyva, #75	SUB		Giuseppe Bovalina, #27	SUB
	Dylan Teves, #99	SUB		Belal Halbouni, #12	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• First Half begins.
  
• 8' ⚽ Goal! Seattle Sounders FC 1, Vancouver Whitecaps FC 0. Jordan Morris (Seattle Sounders FC) left footed shot from the left side of the six yard box to the bottom right corner.
  
• 36' 🟨 Obed Vargas (Seattle Sounders FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 43' 🟨 João Paulo (Seattle Sounders FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 45'+3' Halftime
  
• 45' Second Half begins Seattle Sounders FC 1, Vancouver Whitecaps FC 0.
  
• 55' 🔄 Substitution, Vancouver Whitecaps FC. Sebastian Berhalter replaces Andrés Cubas.
  
• 65' 🔄 Substitution, Vancouver Whitecaps FC. Ali Ahmed replaces Ryan Raposo.
  
• 75' 🟨 Mathías Laborda (Vancouver Whitecaps FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 76' 🔄 Substitution, Seattle Sounders FC. Pedro de la Vega replaces João Paulo.
  
• 76' 🔄 Substitution, Vancouver Whitecaps FC. Levonte Johnson replaces Alessandro Schöpf.
  
• 88' 🔄 Substitution, Seattle Sounders FC. Danny Musovski replaces Raúl Ruidíaz.
  
• 88' 🔄 Substitution, Seattle Sounders FC. Reed Baker-Whiting replaces Albert Rusnák.
  
• 89' 🟨 Nouhou Tolo (Seattle Sounders FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 90'+4' 🟥 Second yellow card to Nouhou Tolo (Seattle Sounders FC) for hand ball.
  
• 90'+4' ⚽ Goal! Seattle Sounders FC 1, Vancouver Whitecaps FC 1. Ryan Gauld (Vancouver Whitecaps FC) converts the penalty with a left footed shot to the top right corner.
  

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Overview

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Home	San Jose Earthquakes	0
Away	Orlando City SC	1
Status	Full Time
Venue	PayPal Park
City	San Jose, California
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM PDT

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Lineups

	San Jose Earthquakes	Pos		Orlando City SC	Pos
	William Yarbrough, #25	G		Pedro Gallese, #1	G
	Rodrigues , #26	CD-L		Wilder Cartagena, #16	CD
	Bruno Wilson, #4	CD-R		Rodrigo Schlegel, #15	CD-L
	Vítor Costa, #94	LB		David Brekalo, #4	CD-R
	Carlos Akapo, #29	RB		Felipe , #8	CM-L
	Hernan Lopez, #23	AM		Dagur Dan Thórhallsson, #17	CM-R
	Carlos Gruezo, #7	LM		Nicolás Lodeiro, #14	AM
	Jackson Yueill, #14	RM		Facundo Torres, #10	LM
	Jeremy Ebobisse, #11	F		Iván Angulo, #77	RM
	Amahl Pellegrino, #9	AM-L		Luis Muriel, #9	CF-L
	Cristian Espinoza, #10	AM-R		Duncan McGuire, #13	CF-R
	Preston Judd, #19	SUB		Mason Stajduhar, #31	SUB
	Tanner Beason, #15	SUB		Jack Lynn, #27	SUB
	Daniel Munie, #24	SUB		Abdi Salim, #28	SUB
	Jacob Jackson, #98	SUB		Yutaro Tsukada, #34	SUB
	Paul Marie, #3	SUB		Rafael Santos, #3	SUB
	Jack Skahan, #16	SUB		Favian Loyola, #95	SUB
	Niko Tsakiris, #30	SUB		Kyle Smith, #24	SUB
	Benjamin Kikanovic, #28	SUB		Martín Ojeda, #11	SUB
	Alfredo Morales, #6	SUB		Jeorgio Kocevski, #33	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• Kickoff
  
• 16' 🔄 Substitution, Orlando City SC. Jack Lynn replaces Duncan McGuire because of an injury.
  
• 45'+5' First Half ends, San Jose Earthquakes 0, Orlando City SC 0.
  
• 45' Start 2nd Half
  
• 63' 🔄 Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Benjamin Kikanovic replaces Amahl Pellegrino.
  
• 63' 🔄 Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Preston Judd replaces Jeremy Ebobisse.
  
• 63' 🔄 Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Niko Tsakiris replaces Carlos Gruezo.
  
• 70' 🟨 Vítor Costa (San Jose Earthquakes) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 79' 🔄 Substitution, Orlando City SC. Rafael Santos replaces Facundo Torres.
  
• 79' 🔄 Substitution, Orlando City SC. Martín Ojeda replaces Dagur Thórhallsson.
  
• 83' 🔄 Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Paul Marie replaces Hernán López.
  
• 83' 🔄 Substitution, San Jose Earthquakes. Jack Skahan replaces Vítor Costa.
  
• 89' ⚽ Goal! San Jose Earthquakes 0, Orlando City SC 1. Jack Lynn (Orlando City SC) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Martín Ojeda following a fast break.
  
• 90'+2' 🔄 Substitution, Orlando City SC. Kyle Smith replaces Luis Muriel.
  
• 90'+2' 🔄 Substitution, Orlando City SC. Jeorgio Kocevski replaces Jack Lynn.
  

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So this is an insane story that I've put a post on LegalAdviceUK to try get some advice from the legal eagles but that didn't really cover the full story. But having an informal chat in a comments section of this page about it and posting the legal ins and outs yesterday has given me some strength. And if I need to I will have the tub of cookie dough ice cream to comfort my big fat butt. So here we go a story which I've been trying to do for months without feeling nothing but shame and humiliation for allowing this parasite into my life enough to impact it like this.
So some backstory on my life in January 2023 I was working for Uber Eats as a delivery driver and had a Motorcycle accident. As a result I broke my foot, lost my insurance as Uber did everything they could to make sure it was invalidated to avoid responsibility for me. As a result I became jobless and homeless within a matter of days as I was already behind due to high insurance costs and low pay. I spent the next 9 months couch surfing and jumping from job to job until I finally settled working for a convenience store chain and leaving the city of Portsmouth for the town of Gosport across the way. I was settled with a roommate in October and I was doing well again.
During this I'd won a seat for myself into a semi major Poker tournament that I cashed in during August. I made £1300 for a weekend. In enters Mr S the person who will be the focus of this piece. He needed me to help him out with opening up some betting accounts for some online sports betting. He sweetened the deal by saying that he would invest in me to make my dream company come true, making a film business. He would invest £5000 into me to get me started which is all I needed because my plan was to work from home and get film clients and work up to an office. I too would invest £5000 over time. You see Mr S was a successful businessman in the community, a former sports personality and everyone loves this guy. Couldn't find someone to curse his name in a thousand miles I'm pretty sure. I had known him through my times as a poker player for nearly 12 years myself and I couldn't say I knew a bad thing about him. So I opened the accounts thinking nothing of it, then he asked to borrow money off me which I thought nothing of at the time as he said that he had it in cash and could pay me back in the morning as it was in cash not the bank apparently. He regularly did have this issue apparently because he worked in a cash heavy business (buying precious metals) and he was a regular at casinos. So I gave him the money. He paid me back some of it then made me wait another week to get the rest after I was calling him regularly to make him respond. This would be a recurring theme throughout the story.
After this issue was resolved I made a thought to push for the money to secure the investment. Mr S got the call and stated that we needed a business meeting in his office. So I asked to set up the business meeting which he regularly called to reschedule. After two months of this I got fed up of him brushing me off whilst he's borrowing my entire salary to gamble on and off when he ran out of his own money. So I changed the passwords on all the gambling sites to force him to take a meeting and pay me back the most recent amount he borrowed. I was naturally pissed off that this multi-millionaire was so reckless with his money that he was borrowing off of me and was constantly late paying me back. He paid me back and set up a meeting. He didn't make the meeting but assured me he was going to transfer me £3000 without one. He did not claiming his accounts were frozen by the government (I know I should have ran like a Gazelle from a Hyena at this point). Well I excused this behaviour because he reassured me everything would get sorted. This accounts frozen issue also became a recurring theme throughout the story too.
For a while Mr S didn't borrow any money off of me, he just used his own money (or some other poor sods), I kept asking him to invest into the business as I had opened a business account and I was investing my own money and borrowing money via a credit card. In total I put in £5000 whilst working a minimum wage job and using small amounts I'd earned through a bit of penny stock trading and poker, trying to get the money together. I worked 50-60 hours a week to pay for Christmas and invest in the business because of the fact that I didn't want to waste time. I set up business meetings, got business cards, bought equipment and got my friend who I will simply call Angel to work with me to put together a team. My friend Alf and a guy we found on LinkedIn I'll simply call J became our first team. We also found a lovely Graphics Artists online who I'll call Ally. Everyone was on freelance for now as we needed to get clients but we assembled the team. Mr S kept missing business meetings with clients that I set up for him to secure including three major ones that might have cost me a potential 6 figure contract that I spent two months setting up. Making County Football (Soccer for you Yanks) games on a Patreon page and YouTube for live streams. This mega pissed me off and Mr S reassured me he would get the contract back or getting a bigger one. I entrusted him with this task but as far as I can tell he never did anything for it.
On the night of his youngest child being born, whilst his wife was giving birth he spent his time playing online poker or sports betting, I know this because I had the transaction record and he even borrowed money off of me. He took a week to pay me £500 and I almost lost my brand new housing because of this. Thank goodness for my new friend and housemate being understanding of the situation and after this I put my foot down and said no more borrowing from me and if he asked again I would cut him off. I also insisted again that he should invest into the business. He made his excuses of the bank being frozen again and I told him to get his shit sorted out and invest because I'm getting annoyed waiting on him. I wanted to make an advert and without his money I couldn't do this.
So it comes January 2024 I lost my job with the convenience store after I stopped a shoplifter who'd assaulted me when I turned a corner. And by stop I mean used my big boy voice and scared the crap out of them. Don't know why they fired me for that but what do I care it freed me up and paid me £2000 to go away. I got a new job whilst also securing my first client. The client paid the first half of the money which they owed for the filming to be done and Mr S knowing this asked me to lend it to him for the purpose of gambling which I flatly shut down because it was staff wages for the project. When I told him this he said "I'm sure I'll have it back in time and if not they won't mind because they'll get experience." Yep you read that right he was willing to let the staff work for free so he could bet on horses. I told him that I would never put myself or him above my team when it comes to pay because we have no right to ask anyone to work for nothing when they are all multi talented individuals.
Angel was a video editor, animator, photographer, camera operator and lighting expert. She holds a Masters degree in film technology.
J was a camera operator who had worked on major TV documentary sets and was already taking a pay cut to work on this as an investment in the companies future. He held a BA degree.
Alf is a sound operator and musician with a masters degree in music.
Yep this guy wanted to not pay these guys so he could gamble recklessly. I semi caved though by giving him my personal money because he would repeatedly call me three times an hour over this. This was his tactic, begging and harassing me so he can get the money and then when I want the money back ignore and excuse the debt for a week. He regularly said he'd have it back in a day and it would take a week. He gave me £200 extra on top of this debt and said to put it into the business account to help pay for an advert. I did it and yeah that apparently was all I was going to need to make and distribute an advert in his mind. In reality it would barely cover the graphics and music for the advert.
Finally my old debts were catching up with me in March 2024 and I got myself an IVA (Individual Voluntary Arrangement) to protect myself and the company as a debt management option. This is because of the fact that old bills, credit cards and loans that I'd taken out were catching up with me that I expected to pay off by now. Which I might have done, had Mr S not been screwing around with the investment. In this process I had to shut down all the gambling sites to comply with the IVA. I called Mr S and informed him to which he promptly told me he was no longer going to invest in my business if I won't let him gamble and risk my IVA. According to him he was going to invest when he won £10000 and was going to give me half of the money as his investment forgetting he'd already won that and then some 2 weeks prior and I knew it. I called him out on this fact and told him to pony up or bugger off because he'd wasted 8 months of mine and my teams lives promising his investment and failing on every level. He exploded on me telling me no one talks to him like this, how dare I describe him as a con artist and a fraud. He demanded his £200 back which I flat out refused as I didn't have it. I spent it paying the Angel the money I owed her because she did extra work on the editing that I failed to secure the money for from either Mr S or the Client. She offered to work for less but I flat out refused that offer because it was my mistake and my problem to deal with.
Over the next 6 weeks now I've been harassed every few days over £200 to be paid back which I'm now refusing to pay because screw him. He lied to me for 8 months and as far as I'm concerned he stole money out of the company and then wants me to pay him more money to buy him out and disregard the team members so he can get his money when he's a multimillionaire and the team are like me on minimum wage and freelancing. So AITA for calling him a thief and con artist whilst refusing to pay him a penny so I can prioritise fixing the damage he had caused? If he'd had invested in the business the way he said he would and it was a normal falling out I probably would pay him out as the business would have been more likely on solid ground with an advert made and a chance for the business to thrive. But this was my lot. I've since been told I'm a worthless person because I won't pay him back and take his calls. I'm a terrible friend for letting such a small issue like me trying to sort out my life at the expense of Mr S's gambling life.
As it stands I haven't paid Mr S back, I still owe a small amount to Angel but am paying her back and I've taken a new job at my local Maccies to insure I do. I'm still looking for more clients to do film work with to get my team into the swing of it. Hopefully we do get more work as I have a wonderful team and I want them to get work with me and make a very successful future for us all. I'm looking into getting a start up business grant from the UK government as well so we can go forward properly as well.
So AITA for cutting Mr S out of the business, trusting him at all and risking so much on his word or for not paying him back the £200?
Click here if you are interested in seeing our first clients advert. I apologise to the great Lady Charlotte Dobre for plugging my work on her channel but I would love to have people view my teams wonderful work and hopefully get more work for the future here in Hampshire UK. Please DM me for details to hire us too we intend to make music videos, business adverts and commissioned films.
For all you reading/listening this short novel I thank you and I wish you well. I hope I get more business soon and I want everyone to know that we will be posting up Patreon work soon covering Entitled People and Neckbeard Stories from Reddit along with Documentaries that we might be making with Sky TV, English Heritage and also a planned comedy show in the style of a budget John Oliver Last Week Tonight. Again sorry for plugging myself Lady Charlotte Dobre and I send you love and respect because your videos make my days feel better when depression is biting my ass.
PS - That Ice Cream Tub didn't survive.

FT: Kansas City Current 3-3 Racing Louisville FC

Venue: CPKC Stadium
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Kansas City Current
Adrianna Franch, Gabrielle Robinson, Stine Ballisager Pedersen, Izzy Rodriguez, Hailie Mace (Ellie Wheeler), Vanessa DiBernardo (Nichelle Prince), Claire Hutton, Lo'eau LaBonta (Bayley Feist), Temwa Chawinga, Debinha (Claire Lavogez), Michelle Cooper (Alex Pfeiffer).
Subs: Desiree Scott, Alexa Spaanstra, Elizabeth Ball, Jordan Silkowitz.
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Racing Louisville FC
Katie Lund, Abby Erceg, Arin Wright, Carson Pickett, Lauren Milliet, Savannah DeMelo, Marisa DiGrande, Taylor Flint, Elexa Bahr (Uchenna Kanu), Kayla Fischer (Reilyn Turner), Emma Sears.
Subs: Jordyn Bloomer, Milly Clegg, Olivia Sekany, Maddie Pokorny, Parker Goins, Ellie Jean.
MATCH EVENTS via ESPN
12' Izzy Rodriguez (Kansas City Current) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
18' Goal! Kansas City Current 0, Racing Louisville FC 1. Emma Sears (Racing Louisville FC) right footed shot from a difficult angle and long range on the right to the top left corner. Assisted by Lauren Milliet.
23' Kayla Fischer (Racing Louisville FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
33' Hailie Mace (Kansas City Current) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+3' Goal! Kansas City Current 1, Racing Louisville FC 1. Lo'eau LaBonta (Kansas City Current) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the top left corner.
45' Substitution, Racing Louisville FC. Reilyn Turner replaces Kayla Fischer.
56' Goal! Kansas City Current 2, Racing Louisville FC 1. Michelle Cooper (Kansas City Current) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Debinha.
57' Substitution, Kansas City Current. Ellis Wheeler replaces Hailie Mace.
57' Substitution, Kansas City Current. Nichelle Prince replaces Vanessa DiBernardo.
68' Goal! Kansas City Current 2, Racing Louisville FC 2. Abby Erceg (Racing Louisville FC) with an attempt from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Carson Pickett with a cross following a corner.
72' Gabrielle Robinson (Kansas City Current) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
78' Substitution, Kansas City Current. Alex Pfeiffer replaces Michelle Cooper.
78' Substitution, Kansas City Current. Claire Lavogez replaces Debinha.
80' Substitution, Racing Louisville FC. Uchenna Kanu replaces Elexa Bahr.
89' Taylor Flint (Racing Louisville FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
90'+4' Substitution, Kansas City Current. Bayley Feist replaces Lo'eau LaBonta.
90'+13' Goal! Kansas City Current 3, Racing Louisville FC 3. Savannah DeMelo (Racing Louisville FC) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Abby Erceg.
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Overview

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Home	Real Salt Lake	5
Away	Colorado Rapids	3
Status	Full Time
Venue	America First Field
City	Sandy, Utah
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM MDT

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Lineups

	Real Salt Lake	Pos		Colorado Rapids	Pos
	Zac MacMath, #18	G		Zack Steffen, #95	G
	Brayan Vera, #4	CD-L		Andreas Maxsø, #5	CD-L
	Justen Glad, #15	CD-R		Moise Bombito, #64	CD-R
	Alexandros Katranis, #98	LB		Sam Vines, #3	LB
	Andrew Brody, #2	RB		Keegan Rosenberry, #2	RB
	Matt Crooks, #25	AM		Djordje Mihailovic, #10	AM
	Braian Ojeda, #6	LM		Cole Bassett, #23	LM
	Emeka Eneli, #14	RM		Oliver Larraz, #18	RM
	Cristian Arango, #9	F		Rafael Navarro, #9	F
	Diego Luna, #8	AM-L		Omir Fernandez, #11	AM-L
	Andres Gomez, #11	AM-R		Calvin Harris, #14	AM-R
	Philip Quinton, #26	SUB		Jackson Travis, #99	SUB
	Fidel Barajas, #17	SUB		Darren Yapi, #77	SUB
	Anderson Julio, #29	SUB		Adam Beaudry, #31	SUB
	Bryan Oviedo, #3	SUB		Kevin Cabral, #91	SUB
	Maikel Chang, #16	SUB		Lalas Abubakar, #6	SUB
	Bertin Jacquesson, #27	SUB		Sebastian Anderson, #22	SUB
	Nelson Palacio, #13	SUB		Jasper Löeffelsend, #21	SUB
	Gavin Beavers, #35	SUB		Jonathan Lewis, #7	SUB
			Connor Ronan, #20	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• Kickoff
  
• 5' ⚽ Goal! Real Salt Lake 0, Colorado Rapids 1. Cole Bassett (Colorado Rapids) left footed shot from more than 35 yards to the centre of the goal.
  
• 19' ⚽ Goal! Real Salt Lake 0, Colorado Rapids 2. Rafael Navarro (Colorado Rapids) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal.
  
• 23' ⚽ Goal! Real Salt Lake 1, Colorado Rapids 2. Cristian Arango (Real Salt Lake) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal.
  
• 32' 🟨 Zack Steffen (Colorado Rapids) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 40' ⚽ Goal! Real Salt Lake 2, Colorado Rapids 2. Andrés Gómez (Real Salt Lake) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Diego Luna with a cross following a corner.
  
• 45'+4' Halftime
  
• 45' Start 2nd Half
  
• 51' 🟨 Matt Crooks (Real Salt Lake) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 56' ⚽ Goal! Real Salt Lake 2, Colorado Rapids 3. Djordje Mihailovic (Colorado Rapids) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner.
  
• 60' 🔄 Substitution, Real Salt Lake. Nelson Palacio replaces Braian Ojeda.
  
• 60' 🔄 Substitution, Real Salt Lake. Anderson Julio replaces Matt Crooks.
  
• 65' 🟨 Brayan Vera (Real Salt Lake) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, Colorado Rapids. Kévin Cabral replaces Calvin Harris.
  
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, Colorado Rapids. Connor Ronan replaces Omir Fernandez.
  
• 71' 🔄 Substitution, Colorado Rapids. Jasper Löffelsend replaces Oliver Larraz.
  
• 71' 🔄 Substitution, Colorado Rapids. Darren Yapi replaces Rafael Navarro.
  
• 75' 🔄 Substitution, Real Salt Lake. Bryan Oviedo replaces Alexandros Katranis.
  
• 78' 🟨 Emeka Eneli (Real Salt Lake) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 83' 🔄 Substitution, Colorado Rapids. Lalas Abubakar replaces Djordje Mihailovic.
  
• 85' ⚽ Goal! Real Salt Lake 3, Colorado Rapids 3. Cristian Arango (Real Salt Lake) header from very close range to the bottom right corner following a corner.
  
• 88' ⚽ Goal! Real Salt Lake 4, Colorado Rapids 3. Andrés Gómez (Real Salt Lake) right footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Cristian Arango.
  
• 90' 🟨 Andrés Gómez (Real Salt Lake) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 90'+2' 🔄 Substitution, Real Salt Lake. Philip Quinton replaces Andrew Brody.
  
• 90'+2' 🔄 Substitution, Real Salt Lake. Maikel Chang replaces Diego Luna.
  
• 90'+6' ⚽ Goal! Real Salt Lake 5, Colorado Rapids 3. Anderson Julio (Real Salt Lake) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Nelson Palacio following a fast break.
  
• 90'+9' 🟨 Darren Yapi (Colorado Rapids) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  

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In hindsight, I should have known something was wrong with The Caeles Academy of Acting.
Maybe the fact that it doesn't exist to the outside world.
This place prided itself on famous alumni it didn't actually name, and a once in a lifetime opportunity to work with the best in the business.
It's what I wanted.
More than anything.
After enduring four years of high school with barely a semblance of a drama club (we met every month, and our teacher was an alcoholic), and countless failed auditions, I was ready to take my acting career seriously. I had one year.
According to my parents, I had one year to make a living from my passion.
If it didn't work out, I would be on the first plane back to Connecticut.
It's not like they didn't trust me. I think they were just scared I wouldn't be able to financially support myself. So, I got a job right out of high school and slipped a year. Drama schools are expensive, and college’s are cut-throat on who they take on. I found Caeles Academy by accident–or, I guess it found me?
After researching cheap drama classes, auditions, academy’s, literally anything to progress my career, an ad popped up.
Not exactly flashy.
Just a date, a time, and a promise that they only take the best. I ignored it, but throughout the week, I started getting more ads. Just the words, “IMPRESS US - - JOIN CAELES ACADEMY NOW.”
Followed by, “BE WITH THE BEST, AND BE THE BEST. JOIN THE S CLASS NOW.”
When I googled the academy, nothing came up.
It didn't exist, at least on Google.
So, I gave up, clicking on the ad, which sent me straight to an application form.
I filled in my details as more of a joke. But I wasn't expecting to get an email back. Again, it was a time, a date, and that exact same tagline: “Impress us.”
However, Caeles Academy was different from what I imagined.
I was expecting a university building, or at least some modern structure.
Judging from their marketing and ads, I figured they could at least afford decent premises. Though I was mistaken. When I stepped out of the Uber, I found myself staring at what looked like an abandoned office tower, a red-brick monolith in the middle of nowhere.
Which was crazy, because I swore a girl wearing a bikini had strode through the doors, with nothing but her phone, and a coffee tucked under her elbow.
According to the text sent from the academy, the auditioning rooms were on the third floor.
Tipping my head back, the checkerboard of broken windows didn't exactly instil confidence.
Neither did the clunky set of automatic doors that took a while to open.
It was a summer's day, and the heat was already baking through my dress, sweat sticky on the back of my neck.
I wanted to make a good impression, but the heels were a little over the top.
Though I had also seen a girl casually walk in wearing a two piece bikini.
“Well?”
Freddie’s voice made me jump. I forgot I was on the phone to him.
After being excited the whole car-ride, already high on five coffees, I was silent.
If I perceived the ‘academy’ from an objective standpoint, it definitely looked like the perfect place to be brutally murdered. But my own personal opinion was it was.. okay.
“What's it like?”
I pretended not to see a rat scuttling under an old candy wrapper.
“It's… fine.”
“Just fine?”
I could hear the smirk in my friend’s tone. He couldn't wait to tell me it was a scam, and had been reminding me all week I was essentially willingly selling myself to the black market. I was stubborn, so, fine sounded better than my initial first impression.
Which was to turn around, walk away, and completely block the place from my memory.
Unfortunately, at that moment, I valued my pride over my awareness.
“It's… okay.” I said, trying to find positives. I was staring at a looming grey building with shattered windows and a resident rat living near the door.
I had a hard time figuring out how the girl from earlier had just casually strode inside, barefoot too. I glanced down at the ground, immediately regretting it.
Like there weren't bits of chewing gum and grime stuck to the concrete.
“Huh.” Freddie said, his tone creeping into teasing territory. “You're really selling it.”
“It just looks like a building,” I muttered, my gaze glued to the rat, who looked a little too comfortable.
Maybe it was a pet.
I was getting progressively more infuriated the more I stared down this place. Judging from the decades old writing ingrained into the door, it used to be a dentist surgery. “What do you want me to say?” I wasn't even trying to hide the scorn from my voice. “It's a building that looks like an academy.”
“Can you send a picture?” Freddie asked, “Ooh, wait, I'll face-time you.”
“That's, uh, that’s not really necessary–”
I was cut off, suddenly, when a guy threw himself through the automatic doors, palms first. He took two stumbled steps forwards, one back.
Lifting his head, half lidded eyes found the sky, before he dropped to his knees, heaving pinkish liquid.
I could see him trying to hold it in, slamming his hands over his mouth, only for it to splurge through his fingers, showering the ground in greyish pink froth.
Like he'd downed a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
Inching towards him, I realized it was Pepto Bismol.
The stink made my own stomach churn.
“Missy?”
I found my voice. “Uh, can I call you back later?”
Before my friend could answer, I ended the call, slipping my phone in my pocket.
The guy was still heaving, coughing up globules of pink.
“Are you okay?”
The sound of my heels click-clacking on concrete made me cringe. The guy noticed, flinching away. Closer, and I could see his scraggly blonde hair.
He was handsome.
Without the bile spewing down his chin.
Early twenties, wearing a fitted white shirt now covered in streaks of bright pink. Part of me wanted to make a half-hearted joke, but getting even closer, so close I could smell his pepto-breath, I noticed he was trembling, his hands clenched into fists.
When I attempted to awkwardly pat him on the shoulder, he twisted around, so fast my morning coffee slithered its way back up my throat.
His eyes were wide, almost feral, studying me like a wild animal.
I noticed the whites of his pupils were red, like he'd burst a blood vessel.
Theatre kids were intense, though I had never met THIS kind of intense.
“Are you… going in there?” The guy’s voice was a child-like whimper I wasn't expecting.
It looked like he was slowly regaining clarity, staring down at his filthy shirt, his hands stained bright pink.
I nodded, uncertainly, offering him my water. “Yeah. Did you audition?”
He shoved it away, slapping himself in the face. “I… I don't know.”
“You… don’t know?”
Suddenly, it was like something had contorted in his expression, a switch being pulled. I wasn't expecting him to twist around so fast. The guy slowly cocked his head, his lips breaking into a grin. His eyes, however, stayed the same.
“Of course I've auditioned.” He said, with a laugh.
“It was the best experience of my life!" His mouth formed an almost mocking frown.
“Unfortunately, I didn't make the cut. Which is a real shame. I'm sure Caeles would have benefited from my talents.”
What was weird, is that his mouth was moving, but he wasn't even looking at me, frenzied eyes caught in an oblivion I couldn't see.
When he did look at me, his expression crumpled all over again.
Pepto jumped to his feet, brushing himself down.
I couldn't take his over the top smile seriously, when his eyes were screaming, hollowed out caverns silently begging me to listen.
This guy was fucking crazy.
“Wait.” Pepto whispered, when I turned to walk away.
He pulled out his phone, tapping the screen before shoving it in my face.
I HAD SO MUCH FUN AT THE CAELES ACADEMY AUDITIONS :)
When I could only stare at him in confusion, Pepto’s gaze flicked to his phone, swiping bile from his lips.
His eyes went cartoon wide, like he couldn't believe what he himself was typing.
“That… that's not what I was trying to say!” He tried retyping it, but the guy was just writing strings of emoji hearts.
I didn't know what to say. I had dealt with rejection before, but I had never gone this far. Pepto was having a full on mental breakdown, his body shuddering, teeth chattering, blinking eyes and lips parting as if to speak, but choking on his words. When he started clawing out his hair, I took the opportunity to make a quick getaway.
Before I could make it to the doors, though, Pepto jumped in front of me, waving his phone directly in my face.
“Just…” he pointed at the screen. “It won't let me…” Growing frustrated with himself, he let out a wet sounding sob, clawing his fingers through his hair.
“Fuck, it won't let me…it won't let me type! It's not letting me type!”
By now, he had tufts of hair stuck between his fingernails. I don't know why his first reaction was to immediately try ripping his hair out.
A quick glance at my own phone reminded me of my audition that was in five minutes.
Meanwhile, I was dealing with what I was pretty sure was delusion, denial, or a mixture of both.
I was considering pushing past him, when Pepto’s phone screen hit me in the face. Again.
This time, though, there was coherent writing.
“FIND LUKE.”
“Luke?” I said. “Who's that?”
“Luke!” The guy was bouncing on the heels of his feet. “He's my…” Pepto drifted off, his eyes going vacant, as if I could physically see his brain being plucked from his skull. Pepto dropped his phone, and I grabbed it before it could hit the ground. His hands went to his curls, clawing, scratching, until he was drawing blood across his forehead.
“I… I don't know! I can't… I can't remember. Luke. He was my… he was my… I don't know, I can't… I can't–”
I stumbled back when he let out a shriek, scratching at his face.
“Fuck!” He whimpered. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
Pepto grabbed my shoulders, shaking me, his fingers digging into my skin.
“I don't know who he is.” He gritted out, pink froth pooling from his lips.
Pepto broke out into a sob. “I don't… I don't know who he is, but you can find him, right? You can… you can find…”
Again, he trailed off mid sentence, his hands going limp around my shoulders.
I managed to side step him, swallowing a cry.
“Yeah, I'll, um, I'll find him for you.”
Pepto backed away, suddenly, stumbling over himself.
His gaze found mine, vacant, like a baby deer.
“Find who?”
I didn't wait around to answer him, pushing through the doors and stepping inside.
The interior was unsurprisingly even worse than the exterior.
The elevator was broken, so I had to run up three flights of stairs.
I expected at least an attempt at an academy, even in the dregs of an old dentist surgery.
What I got, though, was a never ending staircase, obnoxious photos of teeth greeting me on every level.
The third floor was… less clinical.
I strode directly into a waiting room filled with college aged students, either sitting on plastic chairs, or standing around, rehearsing.
The room itself was cosy enough, a navy carpet and a TV playing a random Twitch stream.
Situated in the middle was a desk with a bored looking woman behind it.
Her smile was fake. I could understand her pain. She was stuck in a room with theatre kids all day.
“Sign here.” She prodded a sheet of paper.
I was convinced her voice was AI.
While I was scribbling my details, I took a moment to notice the stark difference from the kids entering the room, to the ones leaving. The kids entering wore wide, confident smiles and were social butterflies, chatting amongst themselves.
The kids leaving reminded me of pod people.
They left the room silent, in an orderly line with dazed smiles on their faces, like they weren't sure where they were.
I watched one guy walk directly into the wall instead of taking a left toward the exit, and a girl straight up just toppled down the stairs.
The kids waiting with me named them rejects.
I wasn't convinced until I glimpsed an empty bottle of Pepto Bismol sitting on the floor by the window.
Thinking back to Pepto, that made a lot of sense.
I was still dazedly staring at the bottle, when my name was called.
Jumping to my feet, I did my best to calm myself down, straightening my ponytail. Pepto had really screwed with my head. I could barely even remember the lines I had been rehearsing for a week straight.
I was muttering my lines to myself, when I stepped through the door.
The door that apparently turned you into a pod-person on the way out.
For a moment, I thought I was blinded by stage lights.
It was so bright.
The glow bathing me was clinical, stabbing into my eyes.
When I blinked, I found myself standing in front of three shadows sitting in front of me.
Their chairs were made of leather, far different from the plastic ones in the waiting room.
So, they did have filthy cash.
I was looking at one man, and two women.
They were… average?
I expected them to be more glitzier, but they were just regular people.
The man was in his late twenties, maybe early thirties, a stiff looking brunette wearing a suit and tie, one leg crossed over the other. His eyes were narrowed slightly, lips curved into the start of a smile. Like I amused him.
The women were polar opposites.
One of them was my Mom’s age, grey hair and floral clothing. She took a sip of water, her gaze burning into me.
Google told me not to be intimidated by their stares, but it was impossible.
These people were carving holes into my skull.
Sitting next to her, a younger girl who seemed to own the color red.
Her hair simmered, blood red, while she herself was sculpted in a dress, perfect cherry lips spread in a wide smile.
With a little too many teeth.
They studied my face like I was already theirs, drinking in every inch of me.
Freddie said I had to find a weakness in their expression and use it to my advantage.
If I could find the prick of a genuine smile, I could become their favorite.
“Hi!” I said. My caffeine intake was starting to take effect.
I didn't realize I was bouncing up and down until I caught myself.
Red’s smile stretched wider.
Maybe they liked my eagerness.
“My name is Misa.” I introduced myself, staying casual, keeping my arms by my sides. “I'm twenty one years old–”
I choked on my next words when Red spoke up. “Impress us, Misa,” Her voice was a smooth, almost seductive rasp, and I felt myself fall into it, enveloped in sugar that was too sweet, and yet I couldn't stop myself. She folded her arms across her chest, her gaze challenging me to do something different. To make her want me.
“Show us something we have never seen before.” She stood up, cat-like eyes narrowing, “Show us how desperate you are to join this prestigious class.”
I nodded, and began.
I had planned a whole monologue, practised it over and over again, forcing Freddie to judge me with a none biassed opinion.
I was three lines in, when Red started laughing.
“Stop.”
I did, my cheeks heating up.
She clapped loudly. Obnoxiously.
“Sweetie, oh, stop, you're adorable!”
She leaned forward, like I was something that entertained her, jostling her heeled foot. “We don't take amateurs. I think you need to go back to school.”
This woman was definitely a psychopath.
Empty eyes sparkling with a gleam that definitely enjoyed humiliating candidates, and a twisted smile that was a little too wide. Red made me want to crawl into the ground.
She made me want to turn around, leave the room, and quit my dream. I was aware of my own fury, my embarrassment turning my cheeks crimson. I matched her.
Maybe that's what she wanted all along. To wear the color of her victims.
Taking a shaky step back, I started to nod, started to agree, my mouth choking with the words, “You're right. I'm sorry for wasting your time."
I had never received proper constructive criticism from a professional standpoint.
Which meant I really did suck.
But I didn't move. I didn't want to move, and Red continued laughing, her companions sitting in silence.
The man rolled his eyes with a loud, exaggerated sigh.
Like I was boring.
The older woman pulled out her phone.
“Misa, you are…cute.” Red said. “But you're not quite what we are looking for.”
I wasn't sure I could admit it right there, but she made me feel things.
Like I was ignited.
Like I was going to prove this crazy bitch wrong.
I found my voice, strong and confident, despite my hammering heart.
“Give me another chance.”
Red’s lips curled. “So cute, Misa. Oh, sugar bear, It would be better if you left the room. Unless you want to embarrass yourself further! In that case, be my guest!”
She turned her attention to her nails, nudging the guy.
“Dinner?” She hummed. “I'm thinking of Italian. You are quite the wine connoisseur, Nicholas. Why don't you introduce me to your favorite?”
“Hey.” I blurted.
They ignored me, getting a little too close.
I don't know why I continued, reading my lines, screaming them, so I would be heard. I read them perfectly, and tweaked the genre from drama to romance, and then to horror. I became three different characters, a high school girl struggling with cancer, a final girl, and a woman going through a divorce.
I was fucking perfect.
But they weren't listening to me, caught up in their own conversation.
I tried again.
And again.
And again.
By now, I was on my knees, my fingers ripping into my hair. I was seeing red.
“We want originality, Misa,” Red said, sucking her teeth.
Her voice crawling into my skull was enough.
She still wanted me.
The thought polluted the back of my mind, taking a strangling hold. She still wanted me. When I lifted my head, Red wasn't looking at me, her gaze on the table grains. “Show us something new.”
I got to my feet, panting, my breath in my throat.
I became a screaming, strangled mess, a woman who lost her baby.
Red’s interest was piqued. Only slightly. Through my fraying vision, she slowly turned in her chair. “Again.” She clapped her hands, “Come on, Misa! We want new! We want never been fucking done before! Are you deaf?”
I couldn't stop the sobs escaping my mouth.
They lost interest again, right in the middle of my reading.
“Why can't you look at me?” I found myself spluttering.
When the man pulled out a bottle of water, I yanked off my heel and lobbed it at his face.
“Look at me!”
He did. Slowly. His gaze found me, for perhaps the first time.
Not as an amateur, but as a potential candidate.
Around the twentieth attempt, I started to laugh. Never been done before? I could feel my fingernails already in my scalp, clawing chunks of my hair out.
Reality contorted, and I felt myself drop to my knees. I was still laughing, spluttering, sobbing. I could still hear her in my head. Never Been Done Before. I started slowly, dragging my fingernails down my face until I felt the harsh sting.
“Again.” Red said, and her voice led me to stare down at my hands, at pinkish flesh glued to my bones, fleshy mounds that I had never realized was so thin.
So easy to tear. I didn't even feel it.
Only the sudden, unbridled euphoria of biting into my own skin, locking in my jaw, and ripping into myself.
When I tore it from the bone, warmth filled my mouth, and I was choking, guzzling down my own flesh, mulling it in my mouth and swallowing.
I can't remember how I got so deep, and why I didn't stop.
Why I didn't fucking scream.
But it didn't matter.
Red was standing up. She was clapping, her lips spread into a grin.
Her applause filled me with stars.
So, I ripped my hair from my scalp, a hysterical giggle escaping my lips.
She loved me.
I could see her jumping up and down, clapping.
Louder, and louder.
Her applause controlled me, twisting and contorting me into hers.
I didn't even think. I wanted to impress her, and doing this was doing just that.
My fingers were delving into my right eye socket, clawing my eye out. It didn't even hurt. Not with her thundering applause that was deafening, beautiful, an orchestra in my ears.
When I was semi conscious, my eye was crushed in my hand, but my vision was still mine, almost too clear. I could see streaks of red blurred between my lashes. My hair was caught between my fingers. But I wanted to do more.
When I stumbled to my feet, Red’s smile was so beautiful.
The man, however, looked horrified.
“Someone grab one of the successes,” Red’s voice was a shrill giggle, “Bring him in!” she clapped her hands together, and I spat out a fleshy thing. “I want to see them together! I want to see the future in front of us!”
Footsteps coming towards me in slow, shuddery thumps. I looked up, and a shadow was dancing around me.
When I slowly rose to my feet, I half realized I’d bitten my toe off. The shadow had a face, a boy who was younger than me. I think he used to have hair, but half of it was gone, half of it was still stuck between his fists. When I found his eyes, I found twin caverns instead.
Eyes that were still physically there, and yet there was no life.
No spark.
I was staring at a dead body, a flesh puppet who had lost his strings.
When he grabbed my hands, pulling me into a waltz, I caught a smear of scarlet trickling down the back of his neck. When I followed it upwards, his head was covered, slick, dripping with red.
Like me, he matched her too.
And he was beautiful, she told me, her push, her thunderous applause, guiding me into a waltz.
His feet moved, perfecting every step, and my foggy mind couldn't understand why. He matched my every move, the two of us floating across the floor.
My feet knew the steps before my mind.
How could he dance? I thought, dizzily.
How could he dance, when smeared scarlet followed his twisting, and turning and pirouetting feet?
Because underneath that swimming clinical light, the back of the boy’s head had been carved away, a perfectly sculpted cavern where his brain should have been. I could see the severed stem, where it had cleanly plucked out.
His fingers cradled in mine were wet. Swimming in blood.
His own blood.
Spinning round and around, I imagined myself as a princess.
I saw an 18th century ballroom lit up around us. Glittering smiles and glasses of champagne, long, flowing ball gowns.
I blinked, and my head was tipped back, gliding in blood once again.
When he pulled me to his chest, I stumbled, and a name came to light.
Luke.
I had found him.
Our finishing spin left me hard to breathe.
My body was broken, ripped into, and yet somehow not.
By the time we were finished, the two of us bowing, my mind was full of fog.
Cotton candy.
“Congratulations!” Red’s smile was inhuman, stretching right off of her face.
“You're in the S class!”
I was led through a door that wasn't the one I entered from. Inside the room were a dozen or so students, kneeling on the floor. They were missing parts of themselves, like unfinished puzzle pieces.
I dropped onto my knees next to a girl without a head. I could only see her torso, but I knew she was smiling.
Looming over us, was the goddess Athena drenched in blood that was still wet.
Dripping, pooling from every crevice of her dress.
Looking closer, this statue was moving.
Something sickly crept into my mouth.
Her right eye was human, a twitching eyeball sandwiched inside the stone.
It didn't match her. It was wrong, horrifying, like a painting, a real human eye struggling to focus on us.
And then, my own gaze found the statues head, where a real human brain had been forced inside perfect white, pink, greyish mush dripping down the sculpted, slender neck.
I could see where it had been pushed, pulverised through the stone.
The statue’s singular eye found me.
Its dancing pupil jumped up and down.
Before it blinked.
Next to me, Luke was on his knees, as if in prayer.
I can't remember leaving the room.
I just remember running.
Back down the stairs, stumbling, staggering over myself.
I was screaming by the time I reached the doors.
They opened, as usual.
But I couldn't get through. I tried, but I was slamming into something I couldn't see.
Pepto was still waiting outside. The sky was dark.
When he saw me, he stumbled over, slamming his hands into the glass.
I couldn't even understand myself. I was just fucking screaming.
Pepto held up his phone.
“DID YOU FIND HIM?”
I shook my head.
“No.” I lied.
I can't tell him the truth. I don't even know what it is.
“I can't get out!”
Pepto nodded slowly, typing something and showing me his phone.
I'm getting you both out of there. I think I know how I can get inside.
It's been 3 days, and Pepto is yet to return.
I’ve tried multiple times to cry out for the H word. But it won't let me type it.
Please H me. I need to get out of this place.
Fuck. Get me OUT OF HERE.
Classes start tomorrow.

FT: Houston Dynamo FC 1-1 FC Dallas

Venue: Shell Energy Stadium
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LINE-UPS
Houston Dynamo FC
Steve Clark (Andrew Tarbell), Micael, Erik Sviatchenko, Daniel Steres (Tate Schmitt), Griffin Dorsey, Amine Bassi, Artur, Héctor Herrera (McKinze Gaines) (Gabriel Segal), Sebastian Kowalczyk (Latif Blessing), Ibrahim Aliyu, Adalberto Carrasquilla.
Subs: Brad Smith, Jan Gregus, Ethan Bartlow, Brooklyn Raines.
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FC Dallas
Maarten Paes, Nkosi Tafari, Samuel Junqua, Sebastien Ibeagha, Patrickson Delgado (Carl-Fred Sainte), Nolan Norris (Tsiki Ntsabeleng), Marco Farfan, Ema Twumasi (Herbert Endeley), Petar Musa (Sebastian Lletget), Jesús Ferreira (Logan Farrington), Bernard Kamungo (Eugene Ansah).
Subs: Omar González, Jimmy Maurer, Dante Sealy.
MATCH EVENTS via ESPN
45'+6' Goal! Houston Dynamo FC 1, FC Dallas 0. Amine Bassi (Houston Dynamo FC) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Daniel Steres.
53' Substitution, FC Dallas. Herbert Endeley replaces Ema Twumasi.
54' Sebastian Kowalczyk (Houston Dynamo FC) is shown the yellow card.
57' Nolan Norris (FC Dallas) is shown the yellow card.
65' Substitution, FC Dallas. Tsiki Ntsabeleng replaces Nolan Norris.
65' Substitution, FC Dallas. Carl Sainté replaces Patrickson Delgado.
68' Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. Latif Blessing replaces Sebastian Kowalczyk.
69' Goal! Houston Dynamo FC 1, FC Dallas 1. Petar Musa (FC Dallas) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Bernard Kamungo.
73' Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. Andrew Tarbell replaces Steve Clark because of an injury.
81' Substitution, FC Dallas. Logan Farrington replaces Jesús Ferreira.
81' Substitution, FC Dallas. Sebastian Lletget replaces Petar Musa.
83' Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. McKinze Gaines replaces Héctor Herrera.
83' Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. Tate Schmitt replaces Daniel Steres.
86' Substitution, FC Dallas. Eugene Ansah replaces Bernard Kamungo.
90' Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. Gabriel Segal replaces McKinze Gaines because of an injury.
90'+3' Gabriel Segal (Houston Dynamo FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
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FT: Inter Miami CF 1-0 D.C. United

Venue: Chase Stadium
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LINE-UPS
Inter Miami CF
Drake Callender, Nicolás Freire (Serhiy Kryvtsov), Tomás Avilés, Jordi Alba, Marcelo Weigandt, Sergio Busquets, Julian Gressel (David Ruiz), Benjamin Cremaschi (Robert Taylor), Luis Suárez, Matías Rojas (Leonardo Campana), Lionel Messi.
Subs: Leonardo Afonso, Yannick Bright, Carlos Dos Santos, Franco Negri, Noah Allen.
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D.C. United
Alex Bono, Steve Birnbaum (Garrison Tubbs), Christopher McVey, Lucas Bartlett, Pedro Santos (Martín Rodríguez) (Gabriel Pirani), Aaron Herrera, Jackson Hopkins (Matti Peltola), Mateusz Klich, Jared Stroud (Jacob Murrell), Theodore Ku-Dipietro (Cristián Dájome), Christian Benteke.
Subs: Kristian Fletcher, Tyler Miller.
MATCH EVENTS via ESPN
20' Steven Birnbaum (D.C. United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
25' Christian Benteke (D.C. United) is shown the yellow card.
30' Matías Rojas (Inter Miami CF) is shown the yellow card.
48' Christopher McVey (D.C. United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
56' Substitution, D.C. United. Matti Peltola replaces Jackson Hopkins.
56' Substitution, Inter Miami CF. Robert Taylor replaces Benjamín Cremaschi.
64' Substitution, D.C. United. Cristian Dájome replaces Theodore Ku-DiPietro.
66' Substitution, Inter Miami CF. Serhii Kryvtsov replaces Nicolás Freire because of an injury.
79' Substitution, D.C. United. Garrison Tubbs replaces Steven Birnbaum because of an injury.
80' Substitution, D.C. United. Jacob Murrell replaces Jared Stroud.
80' Substitution, D.C. United. Martín Rodríguez replaces Pedro Santos.
82' Substitution, Inter Miami CF. David Ruíz replaces Julian Gressel.
90'+2' Substitution, D.C. United. Gabriel Pirani replaces Martín Rodríguez because of an injury.
90'+3' Substitution, Inter Miami CF. Leonardo Campana replaces Matías Rojas.
90'+4' Goal! Inter Miami CF 1, D.C. United 0. Leonardo Campana (Inter Miami CF) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Sergio Busquets.
90'+4' Leonardo Campana (Inter Miami CF) is shown the yellow card for excessive celebration.
90'+6' Mateusz Klich (D.C. United) is shown the yellow card.
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Overview

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Home	Minnesota United FC	2
Away	Portland Timbers	1
Status	Full Time
Venue	Allianz Field
City	Saint Paul, Minnesota
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM CDT

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Lineups

	Minnesota United FC	Pos		Portland Timbers	Pos
	Dayne St. Clair, #97	G		Maxime Crépeau, #16	G
	Miguel Tapias, #4	CD		Dario Zuparic, #13	CD
	Devin Padelford, #2	CD-L		Kamal Miller, #4	CD-L
	Michael Boxall, #15	CD-R		Miguel Araujo, #2	CD-R
	Joseph Rosales, #8	LB		Evander, #10	CM-L
	Caden Clark, #37	RB		Cristhian Paredes, #22	CM-R
	Carlos Harvey, #67	CM-L		David Ayala, #24	AM
	Wil Trapp, #20	CM-R		Dairon Asprilla, #27	LM
	Franco Fragapane, #7	LM		Juan Mosquera, #29	RM
	Bongokuhle Hlongwane, #21	RM		Felipe Mora, #9	CF-L
	Teemu Pukki, #22	F		Jonathan Rodríguez, #14	CF-R
	Alejandro Bran, #25	SUB		Eric Miller, #15	SUB
	Kervin Arriaga, #33	SUB		James Pantemis, #41	SUB
	Zarek Valentin, #3	SUB		Eryk Williamson, #19	SUB
	Tani Oluwaseyi, #14	SUB		Nathan Fogaça, #99	SUB
	Jeong Sang-Bin, #11	SUB		Diego Chará, #21	SUB
	Robin Lod, #17	SUB		Zac McGraw, #18	SUB
	Victor Eriksson, #40	SUB		Antony, #11	SUB
	Clint Irwin, #1	SUB
	D.J. Taylor, #27	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• First Half begins.
  
• 17' ⚽ Goal! Minnesota United FC 0, Portland Timbers 1. Jonathan Rodríguez (Portland Timbers) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by David Ayala with a through ball.
  
• 42' 🟨 Jonathan Rodríguez (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 42' 🟨 Miguel Tapias (Minnesota United FC) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 44' 🟨 Evander (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 45'+3' First Half ends, Minnesota United FC 0, Portland Timbers 1.
  
• 45' Start 2nd Half
  
• 56' 🔄 Substitution, Minnesota United FC. Robin Lod replaces Carlos Harvey.
  
• 56' 🔄 Substitution, Minnesota United FC. Jeong Sang-Bin replaces Franco Fragapane.
  
• 56' 🔄 Substitution, Minnesota United FC. Kervin Arriaga replaces Caden Clark.
  
• 56' 🔄 Substitution, Minnesota United FC. Tani Oluwaseyi replaces Bongokuhle Hlongwane.
  
• 58' 🔄 Substitution, Portland Timbers. Diego Chará replaces Cristhian Paredes.
  
• 60' 🔄 Substitution, Portland Timbers. Eric Miller replaces Felipe Mora.
  
• 65' ⚽ Goal! Minnesota United FC 1, Portland Timbers 1. Robin Lod (Minnesota United FC) right footed shot from the left side of the six yard box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Joseph Rosales.
  
• 67' 🟨 Diego Chará (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 67' 🟨 Miguel Araujo (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 69' 🔄 Substitution, Portland Timbers. Antony replaces David Ayala.
  
• 79' 🔄 Substitution, Minnesota United FC. DJ Taylor replaces Teemu Pukki because of an injury.
  
• 82' 🟨 Dairon Asprilla (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 82' ⚽ Goal! Minnesota United FC 2, Portland Timbers 1. Jeong Sang-Bin (Minnesota United FC) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by DJ Taylor.
  
• 85' 🔄 Substitution, Portland Timbers. Eryk Williamson replaces Dairon Asprilla.
  
• 85' 🔄 Substitution, Portland Timbers. Nathan Fogaça replaces Miguel Araujo.
  
• 90'+1' 🟥 Second yellow card to Miguel Tapias (Minnesota United FC) for a bad foul.
  
• 90'+8' 🟨 Jeong Sang-Bin (Minnesota United FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  

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Overview

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Home	Houston Dynamo FC	1
Away	FC Dallas	1
Status	Full Time
Venue	Shell Energy Stadium
City	Houston, Texas
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM CDT

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Lineups

	Houston Dynamo FC	Pos		FC Dallas	Pos
	Steve Clark, #12	G		Maarten Paes, #30	G
	Micael, #31	CD-L		Nkosi Tafari, #17	CD
	Erik Sviatchenko, #28	CD-R		Samuel Junqua, #29	CD-L
	Daniel Steres, #5	LB		Sebastien Ibeagha, #25	CD-R
	Griffin Dorsey, #25	RB		Patrickson Delgado, #6	CM-L
	Amine Bassi, #8	AM		Nolan Norris, #32	CM-R
	Artur, #6	LM		Marco Farfan, #4	LM
	Héctor Herrera, #16	RM		Ema Twumasi, #22	RM
	Sebastian Kowalczyk, #27	F		Petar Musa, #9	F
	Ibrahim Aliyu, #18	AM-L		Jesús Ferreira, #10	CF-L
	Adalberto Carrasquilla, #20	AM-R		Bernard Kamungo, #77	CF-R
	Brad Smith, #3	SUB		Omar González, #3	SUB
	Gabriel Segal, #17	SUB		Logan Farrington, #23	SUB
	Jan Gregus, #21	SUB		Sebastian Lletget, #8	SUB
	Ethan Bartlow, #4	SUB		Jimmy Maurer, #1	SUB
	Brooklyn Raines, #35	SUB		Herbert Endeley, #27	SUB
	Tate Schmitt, #22	SUB		Dante Sealy, #11	SUB
	Latif Blessing, #15	SUB		Eugene Ansah, #31	SUB
	Andrew Tarbell, #13	SUB		Tsiki Ntsabeleng, #16	SUB
	McKinze Gaines, #14	SUB		Carl-Fred Sainte, #12	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• First Half begins.
  
• 45'+6' ⚽ Goal! Houston Dynamo FC 1, FC Dallas 0. Amine Bassi (Houston Dynamo FC) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Daniel Steres.
  
• 45'+8' Halftime
  
• 45' Second Half begins Houston Dynamo FC 1, FC Dallas 0.
  
• 53' 🔄 Substitution, FC Dallas. Herbert Endeley replaces Ema Twumasi.
  
• 54' 🟨 Sebastian Kowalczyk (Houston Dynamo FC) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 57' 🟨 Nolan Norris (FC Dallas) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 65' 🔄 Substitution, FC Dallas. Tsiki Ntsabeleng replaces Nolan Norris.
  
• 65' 🔄 Substitution, FC Dallas. Carl Sainté replaces Patrickson Delgado.
  
• 68' 🔄 Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. Latif Blessing replaces Sebastian Kowalczyk.
  
• 69' ⚽ Goal! Houston Dynamo FC 1, FC Dallas 1. Petar Musa (FC Dallas) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Bernard Kamungo.
  
• 73' 🔄 Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. Andrew Tarbell replaces Steve Clark because of an injury.
  
• 81' 🔄 Substitution, FC Dallas. Logan Farrington replaces Jesús Ferreira.
  
• 81' 🔄 Substitution, FC Dallas. Sebastian Lletget replaces Petar Musa.
  
• 83' 🔄 Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. McKinze Gaines replaces Héctor Herrera.
  
• 83' 🔄 Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. Tate Schmitt replaces Daniel Steres.
  
• 86' 🔄 Substitution, FC Dallas. Eugene Ansah replaces Bernard Kamungo.
  
• 90' 🔄 Substitution, Houston Dynamo FC. Gabriel Segal replaces McKinze Gaines because of an injury.
  
• 90'+3' 🟨 Gabriel Segal (Houston Dynamo FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  

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Overview

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Home	Chicago Fire FC	1
Away	Columbus Crew	3
Status	Full Time
Venue	Soldier Field
City	Chicago, Illinois
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM CDT

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Lineups

	Chicago Fire FC	Pos		Columbus Crew	Pos
	Chris Brady, #34	G		Patrick Schulte, #28	G
	Rafael Czichos, #5	CD-L		Rudy Camacho, #4	CD
	Carlos Terán, #4	CD-R		Yevhen Cheberko, #21	CD-L
	Andrew Gutman, #15	LB		Steven Moreira, #31	CD-R
	Allan Arigoni, #27	RB		Aidan Morris, #8	CM-L
	Brian Gutierrez, #17	AM		Darlington Nagbe, #6	CM-R
	Gastón Giménez, #30	LM		William Sands, #3	LM
	Federico Navarro, #31	RM		Mohamed Farsi, #23	RM
	Hugo Cuypers, #9	F		Christian Ramírez, #17	F
	Christopher Mueller, #8	AM-L		Marino Hinestroza, #11	CF-L
	Fabian Herbers, #21	AM-R		Diego Rossi, #10	CF-R
	Maren Haile-Selassie, #7	SUB		Malte Amundsen, #18	SUB
	Spencer Richey, #18	SUB		Sean Zawadzki, #25	SUB
	Xherdan Shaqiri, #10	SUB		Derrick Jones, #5	SUB
	Jonathan Dean, #24	SUB		Yaw Yeboah, #14	SUB
	Mauricio Pineda, #22	SUB		Taha Habroune, #16	SUB
	Kellyn Acosta, #23	SUB		Nicholas Hagen, #1	SUB
	Arnaud Souquet, #2	SUB		Maximilian Arfsten, #27	SUB
	Tom Barlow, #12	SUB		Alexandru Matan, #20	SUB
	Georgios Koutsias, #19	SUB		Jacen Russell-Rowe, #19	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• Kickoff
  
• 24' 🟨 Rafael Czichos (Chicago Fire FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 30' ⚽ Goal! Chicago Fire FC 0, Columbus Crew 1. Diego Rossi (Columbus Crew) right footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the bottom left corner.
  
• 41' 🔄 Substitution, Columbus Crew. Jacen Russell-Rowe replaces Marino Hinestroza because of an injury.
  
• 45' 🟨 Brian Gutiérrez (Chicago Fire FC) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 45'+4' First Half ends, Chicago Fire FC 0, Columbus Crew 1.
  
• 45' 🔄 Substitution, Chicago Fire FC. Kellyn Acosta replaces Gastón Giménez.
  
• 45' 🔄 Substitution, Columbus Crew. Sean Zawadzki replaces Aidan Morris.
  
• 45' Second Half begins Chicago Fire FC 0, Columbus Crew 1.
  
• 55' ⚽ Goal! Chicago Fire FC 0, Columbus Crew 2. Christian Ramírez (Columbus Crew) header from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Mohamed Farsi with a cross.
  
• 57' 🔄 Substitution, Chicago Fire FC. Georgios Koutsias replaces Fabian Herbers.
  
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, Chicago Fire FC. Maren Haile-Selassie replaces Chris Mueller.
  
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, Chicago Fire FC. Xherdan Shaqiri replaces Brian Gutiérrez.
  
• 70' 🔄 Substitution, Chicago Fire FC. Tom Barlow replaces Hugo Cuypers.
  
• 73' 🔄 Substitution, Columbus Crew. Malte Amundsen replaces Will Sands.
  
• 73' 🔄 Substitution, Columbus Crew. Alexandru Matan replaces Christian Ramírez.
  
• 85' ⚽ Goal! Chicago Fire FC 1, Columbus Crew 2. Carlos Terán (Chicago Fire FC) header from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Georgios Koutsias following a corner.
  
• 88' ⚽ Goal! Chicago Fire FC 1, Columbus Crew 3. Jacen Russell-Rowe (Columbus Crew) left footed shot from the left side of the six yard box to the top left corner. Assisted by Malte Amundsen with a cross.
  
• 90' 🔄 Substitution, Columbus Crew. Derrick Jones replaces Diego Rossi.
  
• 90'+3' 🟨 Federico Navarro (Chicago Fire FC) Yellow Card at 93'
  

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Overview

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Home	Austin FC	3
Away	Sporting Kansas City	2
Status	Full Time
Venue	Q2 Stadium
City	Austin, Texas
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM CDT

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Lineups

	Austin FC	Pos		Sporting Kansas City	Pos
	Brad Stuver, #1	G		Tim Melia, #29	G
	Brendan Hines-Ike, #4	CD-L		Andreu Fontàs, #3	CD-L
	Julio Cascante, #18	CD-R		Robert Castellanos, #19	CD-R
	Zan Kolmanic, #23	LB		Zohran Bassong, #22	LB
	Jon Gallagher, #17	RB		Jacob Davis, #17	RB
	Sebastián Driussi, #10	AM		Nemanja Radoja, #6	CM
	Jhojan Valencia, #5	LM		Erik Thommy, #26	LM
	Daniel Pereira, #6	RM		Memo Rodriguez, #8	RM
	Diego Rubio, #14	F		Alan Pulido, #9	F
	Owen Wolff, #33	AM-L		Dániel Sallói, #10	LF
	Jáder Rafael Obrian, #11	AM-R		Johnny Russell, #7	RF
	Emiliano Rigoni, #7	SUB		Khiry Shelton, #11	SUB
	Matt Hedges, #2	SUB		Tim Leibold, #14	SUB
	Ethan Finlay, #13	SUB		Stephen Afrifa, #30	SUB
	Gyasi Zardes, #9	SUB		Felipe Hernàndez, #21	SUB
	Alexander Ring, #8	SUB		Marinos Tzionis, #77	SUB
	Stefan Cleveland, #30	SUB		Robert Voloder, #4	SUB
	Calvin Fodrey, #19	SUB		Alenis Vargas, #20	SUB
	Leo Väisänen, #15	SUB		William Agada, #23	SUB
	Hector Jimenez, #16	SUB		John Pulskamp, #1	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• Kickoff
  
• 18' ⚽ Goal! Austin FC 0, Sporting Kansas City 1. Johnny Russell (Sporting Kansas City) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Alan Pulido.
  
• 23' 🟨 Julio Cascante (Austin FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 28' ⚽ Goal! Austin FC 1, Sporting Kansas City 1. Jáder Obrian (Austin FC) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Daniel Pereira.
  
• 39' ⚽ Goal! Austin FC 2, Sporting Kansas City 1. Jáder Obrian (Austin FC) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Daniel Pereira.
  
• 45'+7' First Half ends, Austin FC 2, Sporting Kansas City 1.
  
• 45' 🔄 Substitution, Austin FC. Leo Väisänen replaces Julio Cascante.
  
• 45' 🔄 Substitution, Austin FC. Gyasi Zardes replaces Diego Rubio.
  
• 45' Second Half begins Austin FC 2, Sporting Kansas City 1.
  
• 46' ⚽ Goal! Austin FC 3, Sporting Kansas City 1. Sebastián Driussi (Austin FC) header from the centre of the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Gyasi Zardes with a cross.
  
• 63' ⚽ Goal! Austin FC 3, Sporting Kansas City 2. Jake Davis (Sporting Kansas City) right footed shot from outside the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Erik Thommy.
  
• 63' 🔄 Substitution, Sporting Kansas City. Marinos Tzionis replaces Dániel Sallói.
  
• 63' 🔄 Substitution, Sporting Kansas City. William Agada replaces Alan Pulido.
  
• 65' 🔄 Substitution, Austin FC. Ethan Finlay replaces Jáder Obrian.
  
• 71' 🟨 Zan Kolmanic (Austin FC) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 71' 🔄 Substitution, Austin FC. Alexander Ring replaces Owen Wolff.
  
• 82' Penalty saved. Sebastián Driussi (Austin FC) right footed shot saved in the bottom left corner.
  
• 83' 🔄 Substitution, Sporting Kansas City. Stephen Afrifa replaces Johnny Russell.
  
• 86' 🔄 Substitution, Austin FC. Matt Hedges replaces Sebastián Driussi.
  
• 88' 🟨 Andreu Fontàs (Sporting Kansas City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 89' 🟨 Daniel Pereira (Austin FC) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 90' 🟨 Jhojan Valencia (Austin FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 90'+4' 🟨 Nemanja Radoja (Sporting Kansas City) is shown the yellow card.
  

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FT: Washington Spirit 4-2 Angel City FC

Venue: Audi Field
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LINE-UPS
Washington Spirit
Aubrey Kingsbury, Annaïg Butel, Tara McKeown, Casey Krueger, Gabrielle Carle, Croix Bethune (Lena Silano), Hal Hershfelt, Andi Sullivan (Paige Metayer), Ouleymata Sarr (Kate Wiesner), Trinity Rodman (Brittany Ratcliffe), Ashley Hatch (Courtney Brown).
Subs: Nicole Barnhart, Heather Stainbrook, Chloe Ricketts.
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Angel City FC
DiDi Haracic, Megan Reid, Sarah Gorden (Jasmyne Spencer), Madison Curry, Gisele Thompson (Merritt Mathias), Clarisse Le Bihan (M.A. Vignola), Rocky Rodríguez, Lily Nabet (Madison Hammond), Sydney Leroux (Messiah Bright), Alyssa Thompson, Claire Emslie.
Subs: Katie Johnson, Kennedy Fuller, Angelina Anderson, Hannah Stambaugh.
MATCH EVENTS via ESPN
9' Goal! Washington Spirit 1, Angel City 0. Trinity Rodman (Washington Spirit) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Ouleymata Sarr.
15' Substitution, Angel City. Jasmyne Spencer replaces Sarah Gorden because of an injury.
20' Own Goal by Annaïg Butel, Washington Spirit. Washington Spirit 1, Angel City 1.
23' Goal! Washington Spirit 1, Angel City 2. Sydney Leroux (Angel City) header from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Claire Emslie with a cross following a set piece situation.
30' Goal! Washington Spirit 2, Angel City 2. Trinity Rodman (Washington Spirit) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Croix Bethune.
34' Goal! Washington Spirit 3, Angel City 2. Casey Krueger (Washington Spirit) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Tara McKeown following a corner.
36' Goal! Washington Spirit 4, Angel City 2. Ouleymata Sarr (Washington Spirit) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Croix Bethune with a through ball following a fast break.
43' Lily Nabet (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+2' Madison Curry (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+4' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Kate Wiesner replaces Ouleymata Sarr because of an injury.
61' Jasmyne Spencer (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
65' Gisele Thompson (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
70' Substitution, Angel City. Madison Hammond replaces Lily Nabet.
70' Substitution, Angel City. M.A. Vignola replaces Clarisse Le Bihan.
70' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Courtney Brown replaces Ashley Hatch.
77' Substitution, Angel City. Merritt Mathias replaces Gisele Thompson because of an injury.
77' Substitution, Angel City. Messiah Bright replaces Sydney Leroux.
87' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Brittany Ratcliffe replaces Trinity Rodman.
87' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Paige Metayer replaces Andi Sullivan.
87' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Lena Silano replaces Croix Bethune.
90'+4' Claire Emslie (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
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FT: Washington Spirit 4-2 Angel City FC

Venue: Audi Field
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Washington Spirit
Aubrey Kingsbury, Annaïg Butel, Tara McKeown, Casey Krueger, Gabrielle Carle, Croix Bethune (Lena Silano), Hal Hershfelt, Andi Sullivan (Paige Metayer), Ouleymata Sarr (Kate Wiesner), Trinity Rodman (Brittany Ratcliffe), Ashley Hatch (Courtney Brown).
Subs: Nicole Barnhart, Heather Stainbrook, Chloe Ricketts.
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Angel City FC
DiDi Haracic, Megan Reid, Sarah Gorden (Jasmyne Spencer), Madison Curry, Gisele Thompson (Merritt Mathias), Clarisse Le Bihan (M.A. Vignola), Rocky Rodríguez, Lily Nabet (Madison Hammond), Sydney Leroux (Messiah Bright), Alyssa Thompson, Claire Emslie.
Subs: Katie Johnson, Kennedy Fuller, Angelina Anderson, Hannah Stambaugh.
MATCH EVENTS via ESPN
9' Goal! Washington Spirit 1, Angel City 0. Trinity Rodman (Washington Spirit) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Ouleymata Sarr.
15' Substitution, Angel City. Jasmyne Spencer replaces Sarah Gorden because of an injury.
20' Own Goal by Annaïg Butel, Washington Spirit. Washington Spirit 1, Angel City 1.
23' Goal! Washington Spirit 1, Angel City 2. Sydney Leroux (Angel City) header from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Claire Emslie with a cross following a set piece situation.
30' Goal! Washington Spirit 2, Angel City 2. Trinity Rodman (Washington Spirit) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Croix Bethune.
34' Goal! Washington Spirit 3, Angel City 2. Casey Krueger (Washington Spirit) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Tara McKeown following a corner.
36' Goal! Washington Spirit 4, Angel City 2. Ouleymata Sarr (Washington Spirit) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Croix Bethune with a through ball following a fast break.
43' Lily Nabet (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+2' Madison Curry (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
45'+4' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Kate Wiesner replaces Ouleymata Sarr because of an injury.
61' Jasmyne Spencer (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
65' Gisele Thompson (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
70' Substitution, Angel City. Madison Hammond replaces Lily Nabet.
70' Substitution, Angel City. M.A. Vignola replaces Clarisse Le Bihan.
70' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Courtney Brown replaces Ashley Hatch.
77' Substitution, Angel City. Merritt Mathias replaces Gisele Thompson because of an injury.
77' Substitution, Angel City. Messiah Bright replaces Sydney Leroux.
87' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Brittany Ratcliffe replaces Trinity Rodman.
87' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Paige Metayer replaces Andi Sullivan.
87' Substitution, Washington Spirit. Lena Silano replaces Croix Bethune.
90'+4' Claire Emslie (Angel City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
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Overview

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Home	Toronto FC	5
Away	CF Montréal	1
Status	Full Time
Venue	BMO Field
City	Toronto
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM EDT

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	Toronto FC	Pos		CF Montréal	Pos
	Sean Johnson, #1	G		Jonathan Sirois, #40	G
	Nickseon Gomis, #15	CD		Joel Waterman, #16	CD
	Raoul Petretta, #28	CD-L		Fernando Alvarez, #4	CD-L
	Sigurd Rosted, #17	CD-R		George Campbell, #24	CD-R
	Deybi Flores, #20	CM-L		Mathieu Choinière, #29	CM-L
	Alonso Coello, #14	CM-R		Samuel Piette, #6	CM-R
	Tyrese Spicer, #16	LM		Ariel Lassiter, #11	LM
	Federico Bernardeschi, #10	RM		Ruan, #22	RM
	Prince Osei Owusu, #99	F		Sunusi Ibrahim, #14	F
	Lorenzo Insigne, #24	CF-L		Jules-Anthony Vilsaint, #28	CF-L
	Matthew Longstaff, #8	CF-R		Bryce Duke, #10	CF-R
	Cassius Mailula, #12	SUB		Alessandro Biello, #38	SUB
	Derrick Etienne Jr., #11	SUB		Gabriele Corbo, #25	SUB
	Charlie Staniland, #89	SUB		Victor Wanyama, #2	SUB
	Jahkeele Marshall-Rutty, #7	SUB		Sebastian Breza, #1	SUB
	Luka Gavran, #90	SUB		Grayson Doody, #27	SUB
	Kosi Thompson, #47	SUB		Dominik Yankov, #8	SUB
	Kobe Franklin, #19	SUB		Ilias Iliadis, #5	SUB
	Deandre Kerr, #29	SUB		Rida Zouhir, #18	SUB
	Aimé Mabika, #6	SUB		Joaquín Sosa, #3	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• First Half begins.
  
• 6' ⚽ Goal! Toronto FC 1, CF Montréal 0. Matty Longstaff (Toronto FC) right footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Tyrese Spicer.
  
• 12' ⚽ Goal! Toronto FC 2, CF Montréal 0. Federico Bernardeschi (Toronto FC) left footed shot from the right side of the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Deybi Flores with a through ball.
  
• 19' ⚽ Goal! Toronto FC 3, CF Montréal 0. Prince Osei Owusu (Toronto FC) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Lorenzo Insigne.
  
• 45'+3' Halftime
  
• 45' 🔄 Substitution, CF Montréal. Joaquín Sosa replaces Fernando Álvarez.
  
• 45' 🔄 Substitution, CF Montréal. Dominik Yankov replaces Bryce Duke.
  
• 45' Start 2nd Half
  
• 58' ⚽ Goal! Toronto FC 4, CF Montréal 0. Federico Bernardeschi (Toronto FC) left footed shot from long range on the right to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Alonso Coello.
  
• 59' 🔄 Substitution, Toronto FC. Kobe Franklin replaces Alonso Coello.
  
• 59' 🔄 Substitution, Toronto FC. Derrick Etienne Jr. replaces Lorenzo Insigne.
  
• 59' ⚽ Goal! Toronto FC 5, CF Montréal 0. Federico Bernardeschi (Toronto FC) left footed shot from very close range to the top left corner.
  
• 64' 🔄 Substitution, Toronto FC. Deandre Kerr replaces Prince Osei Owusu.
  
• 64' 🔄 Substitution, Toronto FC. Kosi Thompson replaces Matty Longstaff.
  
• 67' ⚽ Goal! Toronto FC 5, CF Montréal 1. Sunusi Ibrahim (CF Montréal) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by George Campbell.
  
• 69' 🔄 Substitution, CF Montréal. Gabriele Corbo replaces Joel Waterman.
  
• 69' 🔄 Substitution, CF Montréal. Rida Zouhir replaces Mathieu Choinière.
  
• 72' 🔄 Substitution, Toronto FC. Jahkeele Marshall-Rutty replaces Tyrese Spicer.
  

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Overview

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Home	New York City FC	2
Away	New York Red Bulls	1
Status	Full Time
Venue	Citi Field
City	New York, New York
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM EDT

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Lineups

	New York City FC	Pos		New York Red Bulls	Pos
	Matthew Freese, #49	G		Carlos Coronel, #31	G
	Birk Risa, #5	CD-L		Noah Eile, #3	CD-L
	Thiago Martins, #13	CD-R		Sean Nealis, #15	CD-R
	Kevin O'Toole, #22	LB		John Tolkin, #47	LB
	Tayvon Gray, #24	RB		Kyle Duncan, #6	RB
	Santiago Rodríguez, #10	AM		Daniel Edelman, #75	CM-L
	Keaton Parks, #55	LM		Frankie Amaya, #8	CM-R
	James Sands, #6	RM		Lewis Morgan, #9	LM
	Jovan Mijatovic, #7	F		Cameron Harper, #17	RM
	Malachi Jones, #88	AM-L		Elias Manoel, #11	CF-L
	Hannes Wolf, #17	AM-R		Dante Vanzeir, #13	CF-R
	Andrés Perea, #8	SUB		Dennis Gjengaar, #2	SUB
	Mitja Ilenic, #35	SUB		Cory Burke, #7	SUB
	Andres Jasson, #21	SUB		Julian Hall, #16	SUB
	Monsef Bakrar, #9	SUB		Ryan Meara, #18	SUB
	Adrián Martínez, #16	SUB		Bento Estrela, #91	SUB
	Luis Barraza, #1	SUB		Dylan Nealis, #12	SUB
	Julián Fernández, #11	SUB		Andrés Reyes, #4	SUB
	Talles Magno, #43	SUB		Emil Forsberg, #10	SUB
	Agustin Ojeda, #26	SUB		Wikelman Carmona, #19	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• First Half begins.
  
• 3' ⚽ Goal! New York City FC 1, New York Red Bulls 0. Hannes Wolf (New York City FC) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Malachi Jones with a cross.
  
• 25' 🟨 Cameron Harper (New York Red Bulls) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 32' 🟨 James Sands (New York City FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 45'+1' ⚽ Goal! New York City FC 1, New York Red Bulls 1. Cameron Harper (New York Red Bulls) right footed shot from outside the box to the top right corner.
  
• 45'+4' First Half ends, New York City FC 1, New York Red Bulls 1.
  
• 45' 🔄 Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Wikelman Carmona replaces Cameron Harper.
  
• 45' Second Half begins New York City FC 1, New York Red Bulls 1.
  
• 58' 🔄 Substitution, New York City FC. Mounsef Bakrar replaces Jovan Mijatovic.
  
• 64' ⚽ Goal! New York City FC 2, New York Red Bulls 1. Mounsef Bakrar (New York City FC) right footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Tayvon Gray with a cross.
  
• 66' 🟨 Frankie Amaya (New York Red Bulls) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 67' 🟨 Sean Nealis (New York Red Bulls) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 69' 🔄 Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Dennis Gjengaar replaces Daniel Edelman.
  
• 69' 🔄 Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Emil Forsberg replaces Dante Vanzeir.
  
• 72' 🔄 Substitution, New York City FC. Andrés Perea replaces Santiago Rodríguez.
  
• 73' 🔄 Substitution, New York City FC. Agustín Ojeda replaces Malachi Jones.
  
• 77' 🔄 Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Cory Burke replaces Kyle Duncan.
  
• 88' 🔄 Substitution, New York Red Bulls. Andrés Reyes replaces Frankie Amaya.
  
• 90' 🟨 John Tolkin (New York Red Bulls) Yellow Card at 90'
  

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Overview

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Home	New England Revolution	0
Away	Philadelphia Union	3
Status	Full Time
Venue	Gillette Stadium
City	Foxborough, Massachusetts
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM EDT

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Lineups

	New England Revolution	Pos		Philadelphia Union	Pos

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Match events via ESPN

• First Half begins.
  
• 14' 🟥 Ryan Spaulding (New England Revolution) is shown the red card.
  
• 17' 🟨 Henry Kessler (New England Revolution) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 28' 🔄 Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Jack McGlynn replaces José Martínez because of an injury.
  
• 30' 🟨 Nathan Harriel (Philadelphia Union) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 38' ⚽ Goal! New England Revolution 0, Philadelphia Union 1. Julián Carranza (Philadelphia Union) header from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Jack McGlynn with a cross.
  
• 45'+8' Halftime
  
• 45' Second Half begins New England Revolution 0, Philadelphia Union 1.
  
• 47' ⚽ Goal! New England Revolution 0, Philadelphia Union 2. Dániel Gazdag (Philadelphia Union) right footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal.
  
• 50' 🔄 Substitution, New England Revolution. DeJuan Jones replaces Dylan Borrero.
  
• 63' 🔄 Substitution, New England Revolution. Ian Harkes replaces Mark-Anthony Kaye.
  
• 63' 🔄 Substitution, New England Revolution. Emmanuel Boateng replaces Esmir Bajraktarevic.
  
• 66' 🟨 Giacomo Vrioni (New England Revolution) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Quinn Sullivan replaces Mikael Uhre.
  
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Olivier Mbaizo replaces Nathan Harriel.
  
• 80' ⚽ Goal! New England Revolution 0, Philadelphia Union 3. Dániel Gazdag (Philadelphia Union) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner.
  
• 83' 🔄 Substitution, New England Revolution. Noel Buck replaces Matt Polster.
  
• 83' 🔄 Substitution, New England Revolution. Andrew Farrell replaces Nick Lima.
  
• 85' 🟨 Xavier Arreaga (New England Revolution) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 89' 🔄 Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Jeremy Rafanello replaces Dániel Gazdag.
  
• 89' 🔄 Substitution, Philadelphia Union. Tai Baribo replaces Julián Carranza.
  

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Overview

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Home	Inter Miami CF	1
Away	D.C. United	0
Status	Full Time
Venue	Chase Stadium
City	Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	08:05 PM EDT

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Lineups

	Inter Miami CF	Pos		D.C. United	Pos
	Drake Callender, #1	G		Alex Bono, #24	G
	Nicolás Freire, #21	CD-L		Steve Birnbaum, #15	CD
	Tomás Avilés, #6	CD-R		Christopher McVey, #97	CD-L
	Jordi Alba, #18	LB		Lucas Bartlett, #3	CD-R
	Marcelo Weigandt, #57	RB		Pedro Santos, #7	LB
	Sergio Busquets, #5	CM		Aaron Herrera, #22	RB
	Julian Gressel, #24	LM		Jackson Hopkins, #25	CM
	Benjamin Cremaschi, #30	RM		Mateusz Klich, #43	CM-L
	Luis Suárez, #9	F		Jared Stroud, #8	CM-R
	Matías Rojas, #7	LF		Theodore Ku-Dipietro, #21	CF-L
	Lionel Messi, #10	RF		Christian Benteke, #20	CF-R
	Leonardo Afonso, #73	SUB		Kristian Fletcher, #27	SUB
	David Ruiz, #41	SUB		Cristián Dájome, #11	SUB
	Yannick Bright, #42	SUB		Matti Peltola, #4	SUB
	Carlos Dos Santos, #13	SUB		Jacob Murrell, #17	SUB
	Serhiy Kryvtsov, #27	SUB		Gabriel Pirani, #10	SUB
	Franco Negri, #33	SUB		Garrison Tubbs, #16	SUB
	Robert Taylor, #16	SUB		Tyler Miller, #1	SUB
	Noah Allen, #32	SUB		Martín Rodríguez, #14	SUB
	Leonardo Campana, #8	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• Kickoff
  
• 20' 🟨 Steven Birnbaum (D.C. United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 25' 🟨 Christian Benteke (D.C. United) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 30' 🟨 Matías Rojas (Inter Miami CF) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 45'+4' Halftime
  
• 45' Second Half begins Inter Miami CF 0, D.C. United 0.
  
• 48' 🟨 Christopher McVey (D.C. United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 56' 🔄 Substitution, D.C. United. Matti Peltola replaces Jackson Hopkins.
  
• 56' 🔄 Substitution, Inter Miami CF. Robert Taylor replaces Benjamín Cremaschi.
  
• 64' 🔄 Substitution, D.C. United. Cristian Dájome replaces Theodore Ku-DiPietro.
  
• 66' 🔄 Substitution, Inter Miami CF. Serhii Kryvtsov replaces Nicolás Freire because of an injury.
  
• 79' 🔄 Substitution, D.C. United. Garrison Tubbs replaces Steven Birnbaum because of an injury.
  
• 80' 🔄 Substitution, D.C. United. Jacob Murrell replaces Jared Stroud.
  
• 80' 🔄 Substitution, D.C. United. Martín Rodríguez replaces Pedro Santos.
  
• 82' 🔄 Substitution, Inter Miami CF. David Ruíz replaces Julian Gressel.
  
• 90'+2' 🔄 Substitution, D.C. United. Gabriel Pirani replaces Martín Rodríguez because of an injury.
  
• 90'+3' 🔄 Substitution, Inter Miami CF. Leonardo Campana replaces Matías Rojas.
  
• 90'+4' ⚽ Goal! Inter Miami CF 1, D.C. United 0. Leonardo Campana (Inter Miami CF) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Sergio Busquets.
  
• 90'+4' 🟨 Leonardo Campana (Inter Miami CF) is shown the yellow card for excessive celebration.
  
• 90'+6' 🟨 Mateusz Klich (D.C. United) is shown the yellow card.
  

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Overview

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Home	FC Cincinnati	3
Away	St. Louis CITY SC	1
Status	Full Time
Venue	TQL Stadium
City	Cincinnati, Ohio
Date	Saturday May 18, 2024
Time	07:30 PM EDT

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Lineups

	FC Cincinnati	Pos		St. Louis CITY SC	Pos
	Roman Celentano, #18	G		Roman Bürki, #1	G
	Matt Miazga, #21	CD		Joakim Nilsson, #4	CD-L
	Ian Murphy, #32	CD-L		Kyle Hiebert, #22	CD-R
	Nick Hagglund, #4	CD-R		Nikolas Dyhr, #44	LB
	Pavel Bucha, #20	CM-L		Akil Watts, #20	RB
	Obinna Nwobodo, #5	CM-R		Hosei Kijima, #85	CM-L
	Luciano Acosta, #10	AM		Njabulo Blom, #6	CM-R
	Luca Orellano, #23	LM		Célio Pompeu, #12	LM
	Bret Halsey, #15	RM		Aziel Jackson, #25	RM
	Gerardo Valenzuela, #22	CF-L		João Klauss, #9	CF-L
	Yuya Kubo, #7	CF-R		Samuel Adeniran, #16	CF-R
	Miles Robinson, #12	SUB		Nökkvi Thórisson, #29	SUB
	Sergio Santos, #17	SUB		Rasmus Alm, #21	SUB
	Stiven Jimenez, #37	SUB		Benjamin Lundt, #39	SUB
	Kipp Keller, #14	SUB		Jakob Nerwinski, #2	SUB
	Yamil Asad, #27	SUB		Christopher Durkin, #8	SUB
	Isaiah Foster, #33	SUB		Tim Parker, #26	SUB
	Alec Kann, #1	SUB		Tomas Ostrak, #7	SUB
	Malik Pinto, #26	SUB		Indiana Vassilev, #19	SUB
	Kevin Kelsy, #19	SUB		Eduard Löwen, #10	SUB

Match events via ESPN

• Kickoff
  
• 26' ⚽ Goal! FC Cincinnati 1, St. Louis City SC 0. Luciano Acosta (FC Cincinnati) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom right corner.
  
• 35' 🟨 Hosei Kijima (St. Louis City SC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 36' 🟨 Ian Murphy (FC Cincinnati) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 44' 🟨 Samuel Adeniran (St. Louis City SC) is shown the yellow card.
  
• 45'+3' Halftime
  
• 45' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis City SC. Tomás Ostrák replaces Hosei Kijima.
  
• 45' Second Half begins FC Cincinnati 1, St. Louis City SC 0.
  
• 45' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis City SC. Tim Parker replaces Nikolas Dyhr.
  
• 49' ⚽ Goal! FC Cincinnati 2, St. Louis City SC 0. Yuya Kubo (FC Cincinnati) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Luciano Acosta.
  
• 53' 🟨 Tomás Ostrák (St. Louis City SC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
  
• 54' ⚽ Own Goal by Matt Miazga, FC Cincinnati. FC Cincinnati 2, St. Louis City SC 1.
  
• 59' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Kevin Kelsy replaces Gerardo Valenzuela.
  
• 60' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis City SC. Chris Durkin replaces Njabulo Blom.
  
• 60' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis City SC. Indiana Vassilev replaces Célio Pompeu.
  
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Sergio Santos replaces Yuya Kubo because of an injury.
  
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Yamil Asad replaces Bret Halsey.
  
• 74' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis City SC. Eduard Löwen replaces Samuel Adeniran.
  
• 80' ⚽ Goal! FC Cincinnati 3, St. Louis City SC 1. Sergio Santos (FC Cincinnati) left footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Luciano Acosta.
  
• 86' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Kipp Keller replaces Ian Murphy.
  
• 86' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Malik Pinto replaces Luciano Acosta.
  

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FT: FC Cincinnati 3-1 St. Louis City SC

FC Cincinnati scorers: Luciano Acosta (26'), Yuya Kubo (49'), Matt Miazga (54' OG), Sergio Santos (80')
TV/Streaming: Apple TV - MLS Season Pass

Lineups

FC Cincinnati
Roman Celentano, Nick Hagglund, Matt Miazga, Ian Murphy (🔄 Kipp Keller, 86'), Bret Halsey (🔄 Yamil Asad, 67'), Obinna Nwobodo, Pavel Bucha, Luca Orellano, Luciano Acosta (🔄 Malik Pinto, 86'), Yuya Kubo (🔄 Sergio Santos, 67'), Gerardo Valenzuela (🔄 Kevin Kelsy, 59')
Subs: Miles Robinson, Kipp Keller, Alec Kann, Sergio Santos, Yamil Asad, Isaiah Foster, Malik Pinto, Stiven Jimenez, Kevin Kelsy
St. Louis City SC
Roman Bürki, Aziel Jackson, Akil Watts, Joakim Nilsson, Nikolas Dyhr (🔄 Tim Parker, 45'), Kyle Hiebert, Samuel Adeniran (🔄 Eduard Löwen, 75'), Célio Pompeu (🔄 Indiana Vassilev, 60'), Hosei Kijima (🔄 Tomas Ostrak, 45'), Njabulo Blom (🔄 Chris Durkin, 60'), João Klauss
Subs: Chris Durkin, Tim Parker, Indiana Vassilev, Jake Nerwinski, Rasmus Alm, Eduard Löwen, Benjamin Lundt, Tomas Ostrak, Nökkvi Thórisson

Match Stats:

Cincinnati	3-1	St. Louis
53.02%	Ball Possession	46.98%
15	Total Shots	11
8	Shots on Target	3
5	Corner Kicks	4
3	Offside	1
11	Fouls	15
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Goalkeeper Saves	5
3.20	Expected Goals (xG)	0.82
438	Total Passes	348
78.3%	Pass Accuracy	74.4%

Match Events

• 1' ⏱️ Lineups are announced and players are warming up.
• 1' ⏱️ First half begins.
• 26' ⚽️ Goal! 1:0. Luciano Acosta (FC Cincinnati) scored from penalty with right footed shot with an xG of 77%.
• 35' 🟨 Hosei Kijima (St. Louis CITY SC) is shown the yellow card for the foul.
• 36' 🟨 Ian Murphy (FC Cincinnati) is shown the yellow card for the foul.
• 44' 🟨 Samuel Adeniran (St. Louis CITY SC) is shown the yellow card for poor sportsmanship.
• 45'+3' ⏱️ First half ends, FC Cincinnati 1, St. Louis CITY SC 0.
• 46' ⏱️ Second Half begins: FC Cincinnati 1, St. Louis CITY SC 0.
• 46' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis CITY SC. Tomas Ostrak replaces Hosei Kijima.
• 46' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis CITY SC. Tim Parker replaces Nikolas Dyhr.
• 49' ⚽️ Goal! 2:0. Yuya Kubo (FC Cincinnati) scored with right footed shot from the right side of the box with an xG of 25%. Assisted by Luciano Acosta.
• 54' ⚽️ Own goal! 2:1. Matt Miazga (FC Cincinnati) scored an own goal from the central position outside the box.
• 59' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Kevin Kelsy replaces Gerardo Valenzuela.
• 60' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis CITY SC. Chris Durkin replaces Njabulo Blom.
• 60' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis CITY SC. Indiana Vassilev replaces Célio Pompeu.
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Sergio Santos replaces Yuya Kubo.
• 67' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Yamil Asad replaces Bret Halsey.
• 75' 🔄 Substitution, St. Louis CITY SC. Eduard Löwen replaces Samuel Adeniran.
• 80' ⚽️ Goal! 3:1. Sergio Santos (FC Cincinnati) scored with left footed shot from the centre of the box with an xG of 83%. Assisted by Luciano Acosta, second assist by Luca Orellano.
• 86' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Kipp Keller replaces Ian Murphy.
• 86' 🔄 Substitution, FC Cincinnati. Malik Pinto replaces Luciano Acosta.

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