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2024.05.06 10:49 Rfowl009 Best Leading Actress Predictions: "Yes, No, Maybe So" Edition

The second installment of my "Yes, No, Maybe So" slate of predictions, where I lay out my wide pool of contenders and weigh each of their pros and cons. My first entry for the Best Picture field was received well enough, so I figured I'd keep going. I hope these are fun to parse through and prove useful when you make your own predictions.
I'm sure I'm leaving out some viable contenders, but these are the 20 names that stood out to me the most while surveying the field:

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

ANORA (Neon) Mikey Madison (No previous nominations; 25-years-old) Role: Anora, a Brooklyn sex worker who seizes her shot at marrying into royalty. Yes: She's carved out a nice reputation as a fearless actor. Baker is on a steady roll of mounting acclaim, and this project could really uncork her as a force of nature. No: Mikey goes for it in every role, but she's not everybody's cup of tea. Her style might be too eccentric for the median voter. Simon Rex can attest that knocking a Sean Baker leading role out of park is more useful for indie cred than Academy gold. Maybe So: If the movie nabs a big honor at Cannes -- Best Actress, perhaps? -- she'll definitely be in the conversation.
BLITZ (Apple Original Films) Saoirse Ronan (Four previous nominations; 30-years-old) Role: Unspecified, but presumably a young woman trying to survive the London Blitz. Yes: She's broken records by racking up nominations before even turning 30; a win feels more life a matter of "when" than "if." And what could be a more prime opportunity than starring in a Steve McQueen film that looks like a frontrunner on paper? No: The parameters of her role are still unclear. She might be more of a supporting player than everyone is presuming, and it's possible she doesn't even have the standout part among the cast. Maybe So: It doesn't look like The Outrun is going far in any awards conversation, but it was a very recent reminder of how much she can elevate a movie that otherwise wouldn't drum up hullabaloo. And if Blitz is strong enough, she could ride the wave on the strength of her reputation even if the role isn't a standout.
CHALLENGERS (Amazon MGM Studios) Zendaya (No previous nominations; 27-years-old) Role: Tashi Donaldson, a prodigy tennis player who becomes embroiled in a throuple with two other hot shots. Yes: She's having a helluva 2024, dominating springtime with Dune: Part Two and Challengers. She gets to be complicated, driven and highly physical in a star vehicle that worships the ground she walks on. Glowing reviews and an adult film that makes great use of her star power. No: Early release, and credit to her is heavily balanced with Faist and O'Connor (much to the movie's artistic benefit). Can she weather months of competition and short memories? Maybe So: When you've reached the level of superstardom that Zendaya has, sometimes the Academy wants to welcome you to the club at the first opportunity. When your vehicle is this good, admiration and affection can grow instead of recede over the year.
EMMANUELLE (Neon) Noémie Merlant (No previous nominations; 35-years-old) Role: Emmanuelle, a young woman following her muse through a series of erotic adventures. Yes: Merlant is a star in France and is recognizable to Hollywood thanks to her performance in Portrait of a Lady on Fire. She's pairing up with the promising Audrey Diwan. She could have a similar trajectory as Sandra Hüller last year as a respected European actor getting their crossover moment. No: A "series of erotic adventures" isn't as dramatically potent as "did this mercurial author murder her husband?", you know what I mean? The movie might be a tough sell to Hollywood, even if it's critically respected. Maybe So: The film isn't playing at Cannes, but if it makes a splash during the fall festivals then she could be in play with an increasingly international Academy.
THE FIRE INSIDE (Amazon MGM Studios) Ryan Destiny (No previous nominations; 29-years-old) Role: Claressa 'T-Rex' Shields, a boxer from Flint, Michigan who trained to become the first woman in her country's history to win an Olympic gold medal in the sport. Yes: Best known as one of the stars of the Fox series Star, Destiny could be one of the big breakouts of the year. A physically demanding portrayal of a real-life sports star in an inspirational true story could slingshot her into stardom, capped off with an Oscar nomination. No: She's not particularly well-known. Directorial debuts by cinematographers have a cursed history. The rumored release date is in August -- it might be a pure commercial play. Maybe So: Even if the movie isn't in the awards conversation, it could go a long way in elevating her for future consideration.
HARD TRUTHS (Bleecker Street Media) Marianne Jean-Baptiste (One previous nominations; 57-years-old) Role: Unspecified, but presumably the focus of the movie's exploration of the contemporary world. Yes: Reuniting with Leigh since their fruitful collaboration on Secrets & Lies, which nabbed her an Oscar nomination. It'd be great if they make magic again and are rewarded for it. No: Bleecker Street is a minor league campaigner. It's been nearly 30 years since she was nominated and her profile has quieted considerably. Mike Leigh hasn't directed anyone to an Oscar nomination since Vera Drake two decades ago. Maybe So: The BAFTA constituency could make a huge difference if they throw their weight behind her and the film.
HEDDA (No Distributor) Tessa Thompson (No previous nominations; 40-years-old) Role: Hedda Gabler, newly married and bored with both her marriage and life, seeks to influence a human fate for the first time. Yes: One of the more exciting actors of her generation, she's spent the past decade doing a mix of commercial projects and small indies. Passing was a promising step towards the awards conversation, but she hasn't been playing in that arena up until now. How about a Henrik Ibsen adaptation, reuniting with her Little Woods director Nia DaCosta? That could do the trick. No: Will the movie even come out this year? Even if it plays in the fall festivals, it might get pocketed for 2025. Play adaptations are often stagey; could this be written off as a neat creative exercise rather than the real deal? Maybe So: The material is indisputably dramatic and weighty. DaCosta could be approaching this with fire in her belly after the reportedly frustrating experience on The Marvels. If the movie is arresting, she may have crafted a great awards vehicle for her star.
HERE (Sony Pictures) Robin Wright (No previous nominations; 58-years-old) Role: Unspecified, but presumably the matriarch in a family story "capturing the human experience in its purest form." Yes: Wright is one of the most prominent actors of her generation without an Oscar nod to her name. She became an Emmy mainstay with House of Cards. Maybe reuniting with her Forrest Gump director and co-star could finally get her into the Academy club? No: Zemeckis' output has skewed more towards "disaster" than "hit" for a while now. The pretentious log line doesn't bode well for this being a well-considered return to form. Maybe So: If this actually is a return to form for Zemeckis and a great spotlight for Wright, the narrative of her being the odd one out on Gump's success can only help her case.
HIS THREE DAUGHTERS (Netflix) Natasha Lyonne (No previous nominations; 45-years-old) Role: Rachel, a dutiful daughter who reunites with her fractious sisters when their father becomes terminally ill. Yes: Lyonne's graduated to the status of national treasure over the past decade and she's gotten career-best notices for this critical hit from last year's fall festivals. Netflix is a great backer for nabbing an acting nomination. The film's overall strong acclaim only helps her. No: She shares the limelight with Carrie Coon and Elizabeth Olsen. Will they even campaign her lead, or try their luck with the supporting category instead? Industry insiders saw this performance months ago; will the appeal endure when new and shinier contenders materialize? Maybe So: The Netflix effect cannot be underestimated. Even if the film doesn't become a package contender, her performance will be seen by many and that can make all the difference.
JANET PLANET (A24) Julianne Nicholson (No previous nominations; 52-years-old) Role: Janet, a spirited mother who we see through the adoring eyes of her codependent daughter. Yes: Rapturous reviews from last year's fall festivals with career-best notices for Nicholson. A24 is a savvy distributor and Nicholson's Emmy win for her turn in Mare of Easttown has upped her profile. No: Summer release date. It's a small film, and Nicholson is one of those hard-working actors who can be easily taken for granted amid a field of showy turns. Maybe So: If critics rally around Nicholson and keep her in the conversation through awards season, this could be the indie-performance-that-could.
JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX (Warner Bros.) Lady Gaga (One previous nominations; 38-years-old) Role: Harley Quinn, an institutionalized rebel who takes a shine to Arthur 'Joker' Fleck, embarking on a bad romance together. Yes: Her casting perked up the ears of people who didn't even like the first installment. Gaga starring in anything is an event, and this sequel is a musical -- playing exactly to her strengths. Going toe to toe with Phoenix in his Oscar-winning role will leverage her star power in spades. If she steals the movie from him, watch out. No: Gaga was accepted by the Academy with a grounded performance in A Star is Born -- less so with high camp like House of Gucci. She was pointedly ignored for the latter even though her precursor run pointed towards her being a frontrunner. Does the Academy plan on being rude to her going forward, rejecting her theatrical turns and really making her work for it? Maybe So: The movie's going to be a huge hit, and you just know she'll be recording an original song. If she's a viable nominee, she feels like a threat for the win.
KINDS OF KINDNESS (Searchlight Pictures) Emma Stone (Two previous wins and two nominations; 35-years-old) Role: Multiple roles across three different stories, but the most prominent appears to be a woman searching for the messiah of a new religious movement. Yes: Stone has graduated into a rarefied league that few stars ever get to touch. She's fresh off a second Oscar and reuniting with Lanthimos, striking while the iron is hot. No: Anthology films don't lend themselves to roles that voters can glom onto. Even if she brings the house down, this might be viewed more as an exercise than an achievement, Maybe So: Stone is arguably growing into the Meryl Streep of her generation. We may have entered a new era where the Academy makes room for her no matter how unconventional the project.
THE LAST SHOWGIRL (No distributor) Pamela Anderson (No previous nominations; 56-years-old) Role: A fifty-something showgirl who must reassess her life after her Vegas gig closes up shop. Yes: Anderson has always had higher artistic aspirations than her career has afforded her. Gia Coppola has exhibited talent before, and this metatextual indie vehicle could be an ideal showcase for the 90s sex symbol's chops. No: Anderson has never been taken seriously as an actor before, and she comes with a lot of baggage. Even in an optimistic scenario, the movie might be received as a solid showcase but nothing revelatory. Maybe So: If the film makes a splash at the festivals, Anderson's narrative could be irresistible on the campaign trail. It would certainly make for one of the more triumphant stories of the season.
MARIA (No Distributor) Angelina Jolie (One previous win and one nomination; 48-years-old) Role: Maria Callas, a legendary opera singer facing the end of her life as her chronic condition worsens. Yes: Jolie is one of those movie stars where you feel she'd have a lot more nominations under her belt if she just tackled awards-friendly projects more often. She's playing a famous icon and working with Pablo Larraín, who's been on a hot streak with getting leading ladies nominated in biopic roles. No: Larraín's frosty star biopics have been received more and more coldly with each new installment. Kristen Stewart's nod for Spencer was a squeaker. Streaks are made to be broken, and this one's been on an increasingly strained thread. Maybe So: Jolie hasn't put herself out there in this arena for a while now; the sheer novelty of her starring in something this ambitious again will draw a lot of attention.
MOTHER MARY (A24) Anne Hathaway (One previous win and one nomination; 41-years-old) Role: Not entirely clear, but either the fashion designer or pop star in the film's central relationship. Yes: Hathaway's been generating some admiring press for sizzling up the (small) screen with her return to romantic comedy in The Idea of You. She's pairing up with David Lowery, who's quietly been one of the best American filmmakers out there. Could this glitzy vehicle be her return to the awards conversation? No: Is she even the lead role, or will the film tilt more towards Michaela Coel? Lowery's got an admirable body of work, but he hasn't broken through with the Oscars yet. Maybe So: Hathaway inexplicably became a punching bag for the internet after her 2013 win for Les Miz, but she's reemerged with no fucks to give towards the haters. She may be entering a resilient new era of being taken seriously again.
NIGHTBITCH (Searchlight Pictures) Amy Adams (Six previous nominations; 49-years-old) Role: A dissatisfied stay-at-home mom who begins to worry she might be turning into a canine beast. Yes: Adams is right alongside Bradley Cooper as the most recognized actor of her generation without ever taking home an Oscar trophy. She is glaringly overdue, and who better than the massively talented Marielle Heller to give her the star vehicle to finally propel her to long-awaited victory? No: The premise is aggressively strange. Adams is beloved, but her profile's been severely degraded after a series of disastrous choices. Is a whacko body horror movie going to pull her out of her career rut? Maybe So: This project was initially slated to go directly to Hulu, but Searchlight Pictures has since had an about-face and announced it will have a theatrical run. That indicates confidence, and you couldn't ask for a better distributor in the awards race.
PARTHENOPE (A24) Celeste Dalla Porta (No previous nominations; 26-years-old) Role: Parthenope, a woman born of the sea who looks for love in 1950s Naples. Yes: You could do a lot worse than making your theatrical debut starring in a Paolo Sorrentino picture. Dalla Porta is brand new, acting in some Italian TV before being cast in the titular role of the auteur's new feature. If the film is a Cannes sensation and Oscar breakout for Sorrentino, you'd imagine that the Parthenope of Parthenope would partake in the spoils. No: She's completely unknown, and Sorrentino has yet to hit with the Academy outside of the International Feature category. Will this be an actual acting showcase, or will she be relegated to being just the sensual muse of this odyssey? Maybe So: If Parthenope hits with the increasingly international Academy, she could be swept up along with the ride. Every year has a couple unknowns who are catapulted to the Oscar spotlight.
THE ROOM NEXT DOOR (Sony Pictures Classics) Tilda Swinton (One previous win; 63-years-old) Role: Martha, a long-suffering daughter who hits an unbridgeable impasse with her mother after a misunderstanding. Yes: The great Tilda Swinton teaming up with the legendary Pedro Almodóvar for his feature-length English debut. It has the potential to be dramatically rich and a spotlight of her talents. No: Will the movie even be out this year? Swinton is a legend, but she hasn't been recognized by the Academy since her win for Michael Clayton despite a string of great performances. Was it just a passing fancy that can't be replicated? Maybe So: The pedigree alone will be catnip for a savvy campaigner like Sony Pictures Classics.
THE SUMMER BOOK (No Distributor) Glenn Close (Eight previous nominations; 77-years-old) Role: A grandmother vacationing with her granddaughter on a Finland isle, where they bond over life and death. Yes: Close probably has the strongest "overdue" narrative out of any living actor, and this is a ripe role from a well-received book. The existentialism of her role only compounds how little time the Academy has left to finally recognize her. No: Will the film be out this year? Director Charlie McDowell's track record hasn't been strong enough to give a high degree of confidence for this adaptation. Maybe So: Admit it: Close made a lot of new fans by being a great sport and twerking to "Da Butt" at the 2021 Oscars. She will always be someone to root for.
THELMA (Magnolia Pictures) June Squibb (One previous nominations; 94-years-old) Role: A nonagenarian who seeks vengeance when she's robbed by a phone scammer. Yes: Squibb is probably the most beloved actor in their 90s working today, and this Sundance hit is a great showcase for her charms. No: The movie is a broad comedy and a summer release. Magnolia Pictures is a minor league campaigner. This is plainly a commercial play. Maybe So: There's something beautiful about Squibb starring in a gonzo action movie at her age. She'd be the oldest nominee ever by a considerable margin if she were recognized -- that's a juicy narrative.
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2024.05.06 07:02 M00n_Slippers This ONE theory answers EVERY MAJOR MYSTERY in Elden Ring!

This ONE theory answers EVERY MAJOR MYSTERY in Elden Ring!
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I know this is a bold statement, but I feel that I can back this claim up. You may ask, "What do you mean by this one theory solves every major mystery, you can't seriously expect me to believe that?" But it's true, if you are serious about investigating Elden Ring lore, please hear me out until the end, because I am not exaggerating and I'm not kidding or clickbaiting. You will see how this one, simple theory really does fill in virtually every hole in our understanding of Elden Ring's narrative and does so in a satisfying way. The questions just answer themselves. Well, I won't leave you in anticipation any longer, this is the theory:
The bloodletting ritual to feed the great trees such as the Haligtree and the Erdtree, and the burning of the Kindling Maiden, are part of the same, cyclical ritual from the Pre-Golden Order era.
The ritual of the Uld would start with a war of Lords and their vassals, battling for the opportunity to become the Elden Lord to the Kindling Maiden, the Empyrean who would become God, the source of fertility for the new age. The blood from this war would fertilize the ground with vitality and select the strongest Champion as her consort, at which point they would be wed. The newly crowned god would then plant a golden seed and feed it with her own blood, giving her fertility to the tree and bringing abundance to the land. But once the fertility of the tree dried up, she would then be burned along with the tree as a Kindling Maiden. Her eldest daughter, or another Empyrean, would become the next Kindling Maiden, and the cycle would repeat ad infinitum.
And now for the fun part, where I describe how this theory provides a foundation to answer for practically every major mystery within the game.

1. It explains how Marika planned for the return of the Tarnished before she could have known she would need them.

As we know, Marika recalls the Tarnished with grace to fight and become the Elden Lord, kicking off the player's quest as a newly risen Tarnished off to become Elden Lord. You are paired, one Tarnished with one Maiden, and told to claim the Elden Ring.
One thing many have found mysterious is the fact that Marika seems to have planned for the return of the Tarnished for the task of uniting the runes of the Elden Ring and burning the Erdtree long ago, at the end of the Long March (the conquering of the lands between by Marika and Godfrey,) because of some things we hear her say through Melina.
Melina: "Spoken echoes of Queen Marika linger here, as well. Shall I share them with you?Very well. In Marika's own words: My Lord, and thy warriors. I divest each of thee of thy grace. With thine eyes dimmed, ye will be driven from the Lands Between. Ye will wage war in a land afar, where ye will live, and die. Well? Perhaps that might serve you in lieu of a maiden's guidance."
Melina: "Spoken echoes linger here. Words of Queen Marika, who vanished long ago. If you wish, I will share them with you. In Marika's own words: Then, after thy death, I will give back what I once claimed. Return to the Lands Between, wage war, and brandish the Elden Ring. Grow strong in the face of death. Warriors of my lord. Lord Godfrey."
But if this is the case it makes her actions later very confusing. It seems unlikely she would have predicted the events of Godwyn's murder on the Night of Black Knives and the Shattering War and anticipate she would need to recall Godfrey's armies for an anarchistic battle royale. Because if she did anticipate it happening, why the heck wouldn't she stop it or change it? It's strange and doesn't make a lot of sense. This contradiction has led some to believe that Marika may have been in on her son's murder, or have been some kind of chessmaster playing an extremely long-game, with a complex, secret sinister plan to do...what exactly? It really just doesn't make sense. She can't have known events would play out as they did ahead of time, or she would have done things differently. Yet she also very clearly describes the failsafe plan that takes place long before the events happen that necessitates her to take said action.
The only way this makes sense, is if the battle to be Elden Lord was a ritual that pre-dated Marika.
She didn't come up with the plan at all, it was a ritual that was always meant to take place, one that she herself was taking part in during the Long March.
She was the Maiden to Godfrey's Tarnished in the war to become Elden Lord. At this point with Horah Loux's victory, she became the God of her people, the Flower Crucible, the fertility Goddess. She planted the Erdtree in the ground, watered it with her blood, beginning the Age of Abundance. She dismissed the Tarnished armies with the promise of their return to wage war again after her death and the demise of the Erdtree in a ritualistic immolation.
But she lied--she had no intention of dying as a Kindling Maiden once her fertility ran out. She took away the grace of the Tarnished--that is to say she exiled or killed them or demoted them. As Gloam-eyed Queen she murdered her relatives, the other demigods who could have taken her place as Elden Lord and Empyrean, and conquered the rest of the Lands Between, especially the Flame of Ruin which was required for the ritual, so she would never fall prey to the Kindling Ritual. She made everything regarding burning the tree Taboo, then re-ordered the Golden Order around her as a Goddess and the Erdtree as a holy object of worship, instead of her just being this eras Flower Crucible she became Marika the Eternal--even as her and the tree's lack of fertility brought stagnation to the Lands Between.
Blessed Dew Talisman: Talisman depicting a drop of the Erdtree's sap, a blessed boon. Gradually restores HP. It was once thought that the blessed sap of the Erdtree would drip from its boughs forever -- but that age of plenty swiftly came to a close, and with time, the Erdtree became more an object of faith.
Then, after everything went to hell and she had no way out, she realized the only way to fix things was to restore the old traditions and bring back the ritual. So she made plans to break the Elden Ring into runes and gave each of them to her kids, (I would guess both to give them a leg up on becoming Elden Lord and also to be certain whoever became Elden Lord was as strong as or stronger than her own children at least) and kindle herself. But for reasons I will go into later, this didn't work as she intended.

2. It explains why Marika became one with Radagon, as well as the significance of the giants buried in the mountaintops.

As the Erdtree aged, living long past the point of fertility, Marika realized it was having an effect on the Lands Between. This was clearly a problem, but she wasn't about to become the Kindling Maiden, that was the fate she'd been fighting against from the start.
It is likely at this point that Godfrey is either dead or exiled. She may have initially assumed this was the reason her blood was no longer fertile, she no longer had a partner. So she went looking for the best candidate to restore her fertility and chose Radagon. Initially this seems like a weird choice, but once you look into it, it makes a lot of sense why she chose Radagon specifically:
He was a victorious general.
In the ritual, the person who becomes Elden Lord is the Elden Lord and Maiden who are victorious over other the other pairs. In the Long March, the war to take over the Lands Between, Radagon had proved himself a 'Champion'. He was a warrior that had won many battles.
General Radahn Set: Helm of the golden lion, with flowing red hair. Worn by General Radahn. Radahn inherited the furious, flaming red hair of his father Radagon, and is fond of its heroic implications. "I was born a champion's cub. Now I am the Lord of the Battlefield's lion.”
He was kin to the Giants.
The Flame of Ruin which appears to be an integral part of the Kindling Ritual, is in Giant Territory and guarded by Giants. This is a bit strange, as why would such an important implement to the Uld be found in the possession of a whole other species and culture?
The answer to this is that they actually aren't a separate species or culture, but a single one. We have obvious examples of multiple sizes of giants, and a whole spectrum of sizes of humanoids from Giants down to Troll, to the DemiGods to the Tarnished, to the Vulgar Militiamen, suggesting they all may be part of a single species that is trending towards evolution into smaller and smaller sizes--the smaller sized human may even be a reflection of the decreasing vitality of the Erdtree. The older the being is, meaning the farther back in time that they originate from, the larger they are, and the opposite. The more recently born were stunted and couldn't even reach the size of the average Tarnished.
With this the case, it becomes clear why Marika believed she needed someone who showed obvious signs of Giant blood. She wanted someone who still had vitality from the age before the Erdtree's decline.
He had produced an Empyrean child--a Red-Headed child.
As we know, Radagon had produced an Empyrean child before with Rennala in Ranni--this suggested to Marika that a union with Radagon could revitalize her and/or her bloodline. We know for sure that Radahn had red hair, but there is some speculation that Ranni may have also had Red Hair. I personally hadn't considered this theory much before, considering the state of Ranni's burned body, but if Red Hair is a sign of Vitality, of Giants blood, then maybe it was also a sign of being an Empyrean. This would make complete sense as Malenia also has Red hair. Considering Melina has pink hair, Marika may also have once had Red Hair, but it turned blond as she lost her vitality. The same with Miquella. This also suggests the difference between Miquella's White Gold and Red-Gold of Crucible Gold, may be a result of the absence of Vitality. But even more on the implications of this in other sections.
So Radagon fit the very rare and important criteria she needed in order to revitalize her bloodline. She wasn't just being a jerk by forcing Radagon to leave Rennala for her, and Radagon wasn't a doormat for agreeing to it, this was a desperate attempt to restore the vitality of the Erdtree.
But unfortunately, while their union was able to produce Empyrean children, it had no effect on Marika herself or the tree, the Vitality of the Lands Between was still drained and absent. So Marika and Radagon turned to plan B--Marika would fuse with Radagon in order to incorporate his Vitality into herself directly.
But even this didn't work, so Marika realized there was simply no other choice but to choose a new Kindling Maiden.

3. It explains why Malenia is rotting.

The obvious choice for the next Kindling Maiden was Malenia. She was a Red-headed Empyrean and the first and only daughter of the Queen and current Maiden-God Marika. She is clearly overflowing with vitality, so much so that as it goes unused it has begun to fester and rot within her from the inside out. Her Rune even hints at her sacred nature as a Kindling Maiden:
Malenia's Rune: A Great Rune of the shardbearer Malenia. The blessing of this half-rotted rune reduces the healing power of Flask of Crimson Tears. And yet, due to the infusion of Malenia's spirit of resistance. attacks made immediately after receiving damage will partially recover HP. Malenia is daughter to Queen Marika and Radagon, and her Great Rune should have been the most sacred of all.
This being the case, it completely explains why Miquella's needle is able to halt her rot. Miquella's gold is a pure pale gold, lacking in the Red of Vitality. It's distinctive lack of vitality absorbs the excess vitality produced by Marika's Body, allowing her to somewhat function.
It also explains why she becomes the Goddess of Rot--she was to be the Kindling Maiden, the god-seed of the Erdtree. But she never did, instead she became a Goddess of Rot.
So Malenia was the perfect candidate to be the next Kindling Maiden, so why did she? Because being a Kindling Maiden is a death sentence, and Marika didn't want that for her own child!

4. It explains why Ranni killed both Godwyn and herself.

But fortunately there was a substitute who wasn't her own offspring yet had the potential of a Kindling Maiden--Ranni.
I have always found the theory that Marika intended to marry Ranni to Godwyn compelling. From the pre-existing Ring and Sword meant for her intended to the reason Ranni chose Godwyn of all people to murder, and why she did such a thing to begin with, it explains so much about her actions.
Dark Moon RIng: Ring depicting a leaden full moon. Symbolic of a cold oath, the ring is supposed to be given by Lunar Princess Ranni to her consort. Ranni is an Empyrean, meaning her consort would by rights earn the title of lord.
A warning is engraved within; "Whoever thou mayest be, take not the ring from this place, the solitude beyond the night is better mine alone."
With this information, Ranni's betrothal to Godwyn in all but confirmed. Marika wanted to make Ranni the next Kindling Maiden, so she wouldn't have to sacrifice any of her own children. She would Marry her son Godwyn to her to Keep their line in power, and when the time came, Ranni would burn but Marika's children would live.
Ranni of course, was livid that she was being used as a sacrifice. So she concocted the Night of Black Knives to sabotage Marika's plans. By destroying her body, she couldn't be used as a source of Vitality for the new Erdtree. By killing Godwyn, Marika couldn't marry some other unsuspecting person to him as a sacrifice to save her power and her family line. It also avenged her by poisoning the Erdtree, the object at the center of the barbaric practice of human sacrifice.

5. It explains why Radahn wanted to halt the stars and why he warred with Malenia.

Finally--FINALLY--we know why Radahn wanted to halt the stars, and even why he was fighting Malenia! This has been a huge mystery in Elden Ring since the beginning with very few if any realistic answers. The best speculation we had before was some kind of arrogance or desire to be recognized as strong like Godfrey and his parents, but that isn't it--he was trying to save his sister's life!
Marika was trying to make Ranni the next Kindling Maiden, a human sacrifice, and obviously he wasn't going to let that happen to his sister! So he learned Gravity Magic in Sellia to halt the stars, believing this would keep his sister from dying, since the Carian royal family's fate is tied to the stars.
Iji: "The fate of the Carian royal family is guided by the stars. As is the fate of Lady Ranni, first heir in the Carian royal line."
But after the Night of Black Knives when his sister seemingly killed herself, he may have sought revenge on Malenia, for not taking her rightful place as the next Kindling Maiden, and allowing Ranni to die in her place--which lead to her apparent suicide.
7. It explains why Ricard fed himself to a snake (and possibly makes predictions about the DLC)
Why the hell Ricard would feed himself to the Blasphemous Serpent also becomes completely obvious. The Snake is the symbol of the great enemy of the Erdtree, and likely has some great connection to Messmer, the primary figure in the upcoming DLC. It seems likely we will learn the story of Messmer's attempt to over-through the Order of the Erdtree on it's release.
Gladiator Helm: Bronze helm decorated with innumerable snakes. Worn by gladiators who were driven from the colosseum. The wearer becomes a slightly easier target for foes. The snake is viewed as a traitor to the Erdtree, and the audience delighted in seeing these bronze effigies beaten and battered.
In order to save Ranni, Rykard turned to the great enemy of the Erdtree, the Blasphemous Snake, believing it would be able to somehow kill or defeat the tree, he may have allowed it to swallow him on purpose in order to give it enough power to conquer the Erdtree, or perhaps the Snake simply go out of his control. Unfortunately this was a mistake. The Snake doesn't care about the Erdtree, it just wants to destroy and consume everything in the world, and it would have eventually consumed everything and everyone he loved as well, saving no one.
Devourer's Scepter: Scepter in the shape of a serpent devouring the world. This weapon will one day become the very symbol of the Lord of Blasphemy. One of the legendary armaments. A vision of the future briefly seen by Rykard in his final moments before being devoured by the great serpent.

6. It explains Miquella's curse, why he made the Haligtree and why it failed.

So after all of these plans fell through--after Ranni commited suicide to escape becoming to Maiden, and the only recourse seemed to be to use Malenia, it was Miquella who took it upon himself to become a willing sacrifice and save his twin sister's life. He would become a Maiden in her place, and begin feeding his own tree, the Haligtree. But unfortunately it didn't work.
Haligtree Knight Armor: Armor worn by knights sworn to the Haligtree. Its left breast is emblazoned with the crest of the Haligtree. Though watered with Miquella's own blood since it was a sapling, the Haligtree ultimately failed to grow into an Erdtree.
Why didn't work? There are two major possibilities and it could be one both of these which resulted in the tree not becoming an Erdtree. Either because he wasn't biologically female and thus didn't have enough vitality to make the tree fertile, Or because the Kindling Ritual and Ritualistic war were never completed, and Miquella's Vitality alone wasn't enough to grant Abundance tot he Haligtree. Because he was using up all of his Vitality to feed the tree--giving up his last drop of dew--he was stunted and small and pale. This was his curse.
Malenia (cut content): Sweet Tarnished…Dearest companion…Did you not heed my warning? Your greed knows no end. You would steal the last drop of warmth from his empty frame? After all you’ve taken, you still want more? Then you will have to kill me. I am Malenia, Sword of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.
Miquella (cut content): My dear twin, accept this gift. A gift of abundance, my last drop of dew. Let all things flourish, whether graceful, or malign.
His tragedy is echoed in the story of the D Brothers, two people who share a soul--Twins. One is a warrior and the other desires to be a maiden, but isn't accepted as one.

7. It explains the events of the War of the Shattering and why and when Marika broke the Elden Ring.

The order of events around the War of the Shattering have always been kind of confusing. Why and when did Marika shatter the Ring?
Sorceror Rogier: "It happened during the Golden Age of the Erdtree, long before the shattering of the Elden Ring. Someone stole a fragment of the Rune of Death from Maliketh, the Black Blade. And on a bitter night, murdered Godwyn the Golden. That was the first recorded Death of a demigod in all history. And it became the catalyst. Soon, the Elden Ring was smashed, and thus sprang forth the war known as the Shattering."
As every other option fell through, Marika, realized she had no choice but to complete the Kindling Ritual and allow a new maiden, one of the Empyreans, to take her place.
People assume this is when the Ring was shattered--but it wasn't. The Elden Ring was shattered long ago, when Marika removed the Rune of Death from the Ring--when she refused to submit herself to be sacrificed. The Elden Ring is the cyclical ritual of the Bloodletting, Kindling Maiden.
The Ring had been broken since the Age of Abundance, and she used a Hammer to do it. This is why she is portrayed with a Hammer in the opening cutscene. Many assumed this cutscene flashing between Marika and Radagon to be depicting the first Shattering of the Ring as the catalyst for the Shattering War, with Marika trying to break the Ring and Radagon in opposition trying to fix it. This is incorrect. The events didn't happen in the same moment, they happened many years apart.
Marika shattering the Elden Ring, Marika-Radagon repairing the Elden Ring.
Marika's Hammer: Stone hammer made in the lands of the Numen, outside the Lands Between. The tool with which Queen Marika shattered the Elden Ring and Radagon attempted to repair it.
The hammer partially broke upon shattering the Ring, becoming splintered with rune fragments.
Long ago when Marika shattered the Ring, her Hammer broke, splintering into Fragments. One of those Fragments was the Rune of Death, which she hid inside Maliketh. The other became Melina.
Melina is a fragment of Marike, which broke off when the Ring was shattered. She is the connection between Marika and the Erdtree, the hinge between them, the part of Marika that was the Kindling Maiden, which would allow the Erdtree to burn when she burned.
But when Radagon-Marika realized the only way to repair the world was to repair the Ring, to finish the ritual, she subjected herself to the fire. There is a reason that Radagon is weak to Fire damage when you fight him, as Marika-Radgon he-she is a Kindling Maiden, meant to die by fire. The reason he and Marika are so broken is because Marika and Radagon did it, Marika allowed herself to burn--thus damaging Radagon as well, believing it would complete the Ritual Cycle she broke ages before, but unbeknownst to them, there was a problem--Melina was no longer inside Marika. The Kindling Ritual failed, but Radagon, acting as the steward of of Marika's Legacy, carried out the Ritual assuming it had been successful.
He recalled the Tarnished, distributed the Runes of the Elden Ring to all of the demi-gods, and began the Battle Royal fight to the death to choose a new Lord. But with no Empyrean remained to become the next Kindling Maiden, so in desperation they paired Every prospective Lord with a prospective Maiden, and began the war. "A war from which no Champion arose."
Melina hadn't burned, so no one was able to become the Elden Lord and Kindling Maiden.

8. It explains the purpose of Maliketh, Blaidd, (and Malenia) as 'Shadow Beasts'.

As the Kindling Maiden, Marika's life was important to complete the Ritual of the Erdtree, so when she was christened an Empyrean she was given a protective beast that would keep her alive, would act as her shadow, until she could give herself to the Flame of Ruin. As the intended Kindling Maiden, Ranni was given such a beast as well, Blaidd.
Marika was shielding Malenia, and would not allow her to become the Kindling Maiden, she did not get a beast. But when Miquella decided on his own to become the Maiden in her place, Malenia pledged herself to be his sword and act as a Shadow Beast would, protecting him until he could give himself to the fire on her behalf.
Even the Size difference between Blaidd and Maliketh is explained. Maliketh is old, and from a time when beings were much larger. Blaidd is much younger, from a time when Vitality is waning, so he is much smaller.

9. It explains who Torrent's Master is and why.

It's Marika. And it's Ranni. And it's Miquella. And it's Melina. It's all of them.
Torrent belongs to the Kindling Maiden. At one point in time, all of them were the Kindling Maiden, so Torrent has at some point belonged to every one of them. Even the sacrifice of a Flask of Crimson Tears is symbolic of the terms to summon him--the sacrifice of the former Kindling Maiden.
Many people have used the description of the Spectral Steed Whistle and Miquella's skills with forging as proof that Torrent was originally his.
Spectral Steed Whistle: A delicate goldwork ring. Can be used as a finger whistle. Sound the whistle to summon and ride Torrent, the spectral steed. (Dismounts steed when used while on horseback.) Upon his death, the spectral steed can be summoned again, but doing so drains the Flask of Crimson Tears.
It can't really be said that Miquella made the ring. It's possible, but not probable, in my opinion, as Torrent and the Ring must predate Miquella by eons. You'll notice that Marika uses a Hammer--she was a smith, one who controls fire and forges metal. It seems likely this is a skill that is passed down from mother to daughter, from one Kindling Maiden to another. We are told that Miquella and Marika-Radagon were very close and were both pursuing knowledge of the Golden Order. It appears that they consulted together trying to come up with a plan to fix the lost vitality of the Erdtree, and shared many secrets between them. In the end Miquella decide that he had to become the next Maiden, and he would attempt to replace the Kindling Ritual with a cocoon metamorphosis instead.
Radagon's Rings of Light: One of the incantations of the Golden Order fundamentalists. A gift of gratitude to the young Miquella from his father, Radagon. Produces a golden ring of light and fires it across a wide area. Charging enhances range. And yet, the young Miquella abandoned fundamentalism, for it could do nothing to treat Malenia's accursed rot. This was the beginning of unalloyed gold
Radagon's Icon: A legendary talisman depicting the Elden Lord Radagon. Shortens the casting time of sorceries and incantations. As the husband of Rennala of Caria, the red-haired Radagon studied sorcery, and as the husband of Queen Marika, he studied incantations. Thus did the hero aspire to be complete.
Melina: Spoken echoes of Queen Marika linger here as well. Shall I share them with you? In Marika's own words. I declare mine intent, to search the depths of the Golden Order. Through understanding of the proper way, our faith, our grace, is increased. Those blissful early days of blind belief are long past. My comrades; why must ye falter?
Miquella decided to become the Kindling Maiden in Malenia's place, so he likely learned the skill from Marika-Radagon in the first place. It would make the most sense if the very first Kindling Maiden created the Ring (Miranda), and over the ages as vitality dwindles and humans became smaller and smaller, the ring was merely altered to fit the finger of the smaller generation.

9. It explains who the Gloam-Eyed Queen is, and who the demigods in the Walking Mausoleums are.

It's Marika. And it's Melina, since they are the same person.
Before Marika shattered the ring (broke the cycle), she used her control of Fire, as a smith, to wield the Black Flame and kill all the potential Empyreans and Lords--her family, other demi-gods--who could succeed her. She didn't want to die to the ritual, and as long as other Empyreans existed who could become the next kindling Maiden, then her life was endangered. She could be chucked in the flame of Ruin at any time and replaced with someone more tractable who would submit to be sacrificed meekly. So she wielded the Black Flame and killed the other Empyreans, becoming known as the Gloam-Eyed Queen. then she shattered the Elden Ring, thus 'killing' the Gloam-Eyed Queen, and gave it to Maliketh to protect. As keeping her alive until she could burn was actually his job, it didn't trigger him to kill.
When Marika-Radagon was consulting with Miquella, trying to find a way around fulfilling the Ritual, they had to confess everything about how it worked and what Marika had done to break it. She had to confess to killing the other demi-gods. So in order to morn and remember those demi-gods, those relatives of them both who his mother murdered, Miquella set up the Walking Mausoleums.

10. It explains who the God Placidusax is waiting for is, what her name is, and where she went.

Remembrance of the Dragonlord: Remembrance of Dragonlord Placidusax, hewn into the Erdtree. The power of its namesake can be unlocked by the Finger Reader. Alternatively, it can be used to gain a great bounty of runes. The Dragonlord whose seat lies at the heart of the storm beyond time is said to have been Elden Lord in the age before the Erdtree. Once his god was fled, the lord continued to await its return.
Placidusax was the very first Elden Lord, that means there must have been a very First Kindling Maiden as well, and we actually know who it is--it's Miranda, Maiden of the Flower Crucible, as depicted in the Miranda's Prayer item, which is only wielded by Melina (the current Kindling maiden) and otherwise unobtainable.
Miranda's Prayer: This statuette depicts a flower that preys on humans, posed in prayer. Uses FP to call down a deluge of light. Miranda, maiden of the Flower Crucible is said to have been the very first of this breed.
Left: Erdtree's Favor +2 Right: Miranda's Prayer
The item depicts a vaguely humanoid figure surrounded by what appears to be Miranda Flower Petals--a human-plant, if you will. This is symbolic of her being a Kindling Maiden, one who is both human, and plant, being part of the Erdtree. Miranda flowers are weak to fire, consume flesh as the Erdtree consumed blood, and appeared to those in the Lands between as branches of the Erdtree rising from flame-shaped petals--they associated it with the Kindling Maiden, and name these flowers after the very first Kindling Maiden. The shape of the figure on this tool, also echos the pose of Marika both in the Erdtree's Favor, as well as in her well-known hanged-woman pose which you see her in when you enter the Erdtree.
Marika in the hanged-woman pose echoed in Miranda's Prayer.
So Placidusax's God was Miranda. She left to go to the Giant's forge and complete the Kindling Ritual. He is waiting for her return, but she never will--she is dead.

And much more...

With this knowledge you can find satisfying answers to basically every question in Elden Ring, but I only have so much room, here. So I'll leave the rest for you all to answer...for now.
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2024.05.06 06:40 phreek-hyperbole What's a song NOT in a movie and/or soundtrack that is strongly linked with that film?

I looked back as far as a month, so apologies if this has been asked before. I'm thinking of a sort of Mandela effect but with songs in film - so songs that are strongly linked to a film but DON'T actually feature anywhere in regards to the film.
For example, River Flows in You by pianist Yiruma became a very popular yet unofficial "Bella's Lullaby" for Twilight despite never actually appearing in the film's soundtrack, nor I believe in the film itself.
Another example, though not a movie, is Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga becoming strongly associated with Wednesday Addam's dance scene in the series, when the song is actually Goo Goo Muck by The Cramps.
A final example, though probably not very widespread, is Clint Mansell's Lux Aeterna from Requiem for a Dream featured in a LotR The Two Towers trailer. During my Clint Mansell phase there was a fair bit of incorrectly linking the song to The Two Towers but it of course never appears in the film.
Can you think of any other songs strongly linked to a film despite NOT being in the film or on the soundtrack? Eager to see your comments! 😊
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2024.05.06 03:50 RabbitLocks RuPaul's Drag Race (Season 9) - Thailand Format - EP1 "Oh. My. Gaga!"

Tonight, 13 brand new queens will compete for the title of "America's Next Drag Superstar". Plus 1 returning queen is back for their second chance.
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In today's challenge, the queens will present two looks in front of Lady Gaga.
POLL
TRACK RECORD
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2024.05.06 02:58 InspectorGreedy3011 What song make you get good?

For me, I got into festival heavily in season 2 (played a little in season 1) because of Lady Gaga, but it wasn't until Hysteria by muse came out that I said to myself "I'm gonna 100% flawless this song on Expert lead" and from then, I began playing everything on X. Usually, I would play M or H depending on difficulty, only doing X for challenges in season one, and even so, I was still terrible on M and H
I'm curious if others have had this moment within festival
That said, I'm having the same feeling after playing Highway Tune for the first time on lead
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2024.05.06 01:55 SaintFistopher I Kissed a Girl - E01 and E02 Discussion

It's loud, proud and starts with a kiss as Dannii Minogue plays Cupid to ten single ladies. It's a heart-breaking, heart-racing hot girl queer Summer.
Air Date: Sunday 5th May on BBC Three (E01) and BBC iPlayer (E01/E02)
Review: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/article/2024/may/05/i-kissed-a-girl-review-the-sweetest-most-touching-reality-tv-in-a-long-time
E01: Dannii Minogue is back to play Cupid for girls who like girls — and it starts with a kiss.
E02: Secrets, love triangles and a new girl — it's all to play for at the first Kiss-Off.
This won't be strictly enforced, but as some folks may be watching via BBC Three (and therefore an episode behind), please consider hiding any text pertaining to E02 using the Spoiler Tags. > ! No spaces between the Exclamation Marks and GreateLess Than Symbols ! <
Happy chatting, viewers. =)
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2024.05.06 01:43 SaintFistopher I Kissed a Girl - E01 and E02 Discussion

It's loud, proud and starts with a kiss as Dannii Minogue plays Cupid to ten single ladies. It's a heart-breaking, heart-racing hot girl queer Summer.
Air Date: Sunday 5th May on BBC Three (E01) and BBC iPlayer (E01/E02)
Review: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/article/2024/may/05/i-kissed-a-girl-review-the-sweetest-most-touching-reality-tv-in-a-long-time
E01: Dannii Minogue is back to play Cupid for girls who like girls — and it starts with a kiss.
E02: Secrets, love triangles and a new girl — it's all to play for at the first Kiss-Off.
This won't be strictly enforced, but as some folks may be watching via BBC Three (and therefore an episode behind), please consider hiding any text pertaining to E02 using the Spoiler Tags. > ! No spaces between the Exclamation Marks and GreateLess Than Symbols ! <
Happy chatting, viewers. =)
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2024.05.06 01:40 SaintFistopher I Kissed a Girl - E01 and E02 Discussion

It's loud, proud and starts with a kiss as Dannii Minogue plays Cupid to ten single ladies. It's a heart-breaking, heart-racing hot girl queer Summer.
Air Date: Sunday 5th May on BBC Three (E01) and BBC iPlayer (E01/E02)
Review: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/article/2024/may/05/i-kissed-a-girl-review-the-sweetest-most-touching-reality-tv-in-a-long-time
E01: Dannii Minogue is back to play Cupid for girls who like girls — and it starts with a kiss.
E02: Secrets, love triangles and a new girl — it's all to play for at the first Kiss-Off.
This won't be strictly enforced, but as some folks may be watching via BBC Three (and therefore an episode behind), please consider hiding any text pertaining to E02 using the Spoiler Tags. > ! No spaces between the Exclamation Marks and GreateLess Than Symbols ! <
Happy chatting, viewers. =)
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2024.05.05 22:44 TryingtoGetWell28 TIL Lady Gaga is the first woman in history to win an Oscar, Grammy, BAFTA & Golden Globe in a single year, in 2019 for her perfomance in A Star is Born (free research)

TIL Lady Gaga is the first woman in history to win an Oscar, Grammy, BAFTA & Golden Globe in a single year, in 2019 for her perfomance in A Star is Born (free research) submitted by TryingtoGetWell28 to fantastic_free_finds [link] [comments]


2024.05.05 20:04 froppyme2 Classic boomer interaction at the grocery store

Just a quick little story that encapsulated the boomer mindset. This was in a FL grocery store today. As I was walking in for my grocery shopping, Boomer lady was walking out. She made a comment to another passerby in what I assume was the end of their conversation. The comment I heard was “I don’t care about anyone else, I only think of myself.” Then proceeded to leave her shopping cart right in the middle of automatic doors, so they wouldn’t be able to close.
Really just symbolized the whole boomer mindset and philosophy. Only think about yourself and then inconvenience everyone else.
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2024.05.05 16:46 rocklou TIL Lady Gaga is the first woman in history to win an Oscar, Grammy, BAFTA & Golden Globe in a single year, in 2019 for her perfomance in A Star is Born

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2024.05.05 13:45 Clear_Traffic824 I stole Crime and Punishment from the library page by page, then glued the pieces together at home.

I was about 10 and I was addicted to read [dostoevsky]. I could spend hours learning about all sorts of stuff, staring at the illustrations and photos, and of course, smelling the books. However, I could get my fix at my local library only as my parents could barely afford food for us, let alone buying fancy books. So, I became a regular guest at the kids/teenager section of the library.
One day I couldn't get there in time, so I only had about half an hour to spend before closing time. Not just that, but they also had a brand new, 400 page copy of C&P waiting for me on the shelf. It was love on the first sight. I felt awful, because I knew that I couldn't do much reading in such a little time, and then there was this lovely smelling book with a montage of a skull and a cross (vintage books edition) on the front cover just begging me to read it. Sadly, books like those were not borrowable and time was ticking.
I thought about 'taking it', but it was just enormous and I wasn't. I wasn't a bad boy either, I told myself. But what if I just take a few pages? That surely won't hurt anyone, and noone will notice it missing. That's what I did. The book was binded in a way, that I could carefully rip about 5 pages out in one go. I wrapped the pages around my foot, slipped them in my socks, covered my socks with my pants and I just casually walked out. The first time I actually said 'Thank you very much' with a big smile to the librarian and she gave me that awkward 'What the heck are you talking about?' look. My 10 years old mind quickly realised how stupid I was to say that and I, maybe even my parents could be in jail for this, so I just rushed out, sweating and with my heart jumping out of my chest.
Originally I wanted to return the pages at the next visit to the library. But as I was sitting on my bed at home, reading about Petersburg and Raskolnikov (the only content I got at the time), I came up with the masterplan of repeating the process until I get every page. And the plan was working! Not just that, but I improved on the technique. I wrapped pages around my feet, around my arms (had to wear long sleeve for that) and also kept a stack on my back, tucked carefully in my pants. I could get about 20-25 pages in just one day. I remember walking slowly like a robot on my way out as I didn't want to crush the pages too much. I couldn't bend in any direction because the pages were holding my limbs tight.
After several visits to the library the book began to visibly shrink. So I got some paper from the photocopy room and replaced the missing pages with blank ones. My last visit was the sketchiest, because I had to take the trophy somehow. By trophy I mean the hard cover with the astronauts on. There was no way to wrap it like I did with the pages and it was too big to hide it anywhere on me. But I was so close to victory, I couldn't let it go. I had the shiny cover in its full glory, in my hand. I put it under my t-shirt, on my back. Hands in my pocket, trying to hold the cover with my elbows. I was scared to the bone that they will catch me and send me to jail. I checked my reflection in the window. I looked like a terrified Lady Gaga with fake shoulderpads. But I was also shameless by this time, I knew I was an awful person. It was nearly 5 o'clock and every librarygoer left, the librarians were doing their closing up routines so the front desk was abandoned. I just walked out without anyone noticing me.
Note: Original post https://www.reddit.com/offmychest/s/8iudyf1OL5 I found this so hilarious. I couldn't stop myself from making a Russian parody of this.
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2024.05.05 13:03 pillowcase-of-eels [Music/Book] Emilie Autumn's Asylum, pt. 4 – The Great Biographical Bamboozling: a fanbase's quest to systematically debunk their idol's fantastical claims

🫖 Welcome back to the Asylum write-up. This is where you live now. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
In this installment, we finally take a closer look at how Emilie Autumn's hyper-loyal fanbase gradually started losing faith in her as, among other things, it became more and more apparent that she... wasn't exactly a reliable narrator – in her semi-autobiographical book, or in general.

HOW IT STARTED: A WOMAN OF MYSTERY

Willow, weep for me Don't think I don't see This life I'm living in two But still it's something I must do I'm not unique in this Nor am I special, sweet, or kind I court a thousand smiles Yet I keep my own to hide behind (“Willow”, 2004 🎵)
I've previously referred to EA as an “expert vagueposter”, and this is relevant here.
For an artist who built her brand on a pledge of raw, rats-and-all honesty, EA has always been quite guarded about the specifics of her personal life. (Until her current partner, for instance, she always danced around calling anyone a boyfriend, even when the nature of the relationship was pretty obvious.) Her whole angle is telling “the truth”, but through whimsical fantasy. As early as the fairy-themed Enchant era, she had her own world, her own vernacular; she spoke in metaphors, in-jokes, and quirky anachronisms. Taxis were carriages, her electric keyboard was a harpsichord, she always capitalized Time and Art like Shakespeare does. On the Asylum forum, automatic word filters would change “fan” to “muffin”, “fairy” to “faerie”, “bra” to “teacup holder”, and “responsibility” to “ratsponsibility”.
She's a chatterbox who loves to share memories and funny anecdotes, but she usually keeps them short and sweet, Snapple-facts style. 📝 She's great at painting by touches in her storytelling, revealing just enough to let your imagination auto-complete the rest. 🔍 Even the most banal tidbits are very artfully told, very “on brand”, often dense with symbolism and foreshadowing – but also very abstracted.
She is especially elusive when it comes to her background and formative years. See the way she catches herself in this interview 📺📝 while describing her “favorite scar”, which is from an eel bite: “My – well, someone I knew... [gasp-laugh] had it as a pet, and...” (She was about to say “my sister”.)
In short, the way EA talks about her life is often very personal, but not all that candid – and sounds more like it's meant to provide a curated, coherent backstory for Emilie Autumn the character, rather than Emilie Autumn the person.
I'll tell the truth, all my songs Are pretty much the fucking same I'm not a fairy but I need More than this life, so I became This creature representing more to you Than just another girl... (“Swallow”, 2006 🎵)
In the beginning, this guardedness naturally contributed to the mystique. It made it all the more special when, once in a while, she would briefly drop the theatrics to share something earnest and relatively unfiltered. Like this composed, but vulnerable post from 2004 📝 about her father losing his battle to cancer, and her attempts at closure over their tense relationship. Or this 2012 anti-bullying campaign thing 📺 in which she opens up about being a target of intense physical bullying in elementary school, to a point that contributed to her being homeschooled at 9.
Fans in the early years were curious about her backstory, of course – but not too prodding or invasive, to my knowledge. I think there was an understanding that EA, like many performers, wanted to come across as human and approachable, while still cultivating an “aura” and retaining some privacy. But obviously, when she announced that she was writing a Tell-All Memoir in 2007, everyone was dying to read it. TEA TIME!

HOW IT'S GOING: A WOMAN OF... MALARKEY???

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! (“Liar”, 2006 🎵)
As we've learned, the original 2009 release of EA's book was highly anticipated, but somewhat tainted by a bunch of shipping delays and unfulfilled promises. From the start of her career, EA had always cultivated a close parasocial involvement with her audience; many fans had as deep an attachment to her, personally, as they did to her art. So, for instance, when EA tweeted about all the personal dedications she was lovingly writing in overdue books, only for the books to arrive many months later and unsigned with no tangible explanation, it wasn't simply frustrating: it was betrayal amongst kin!
Really, it wasn't so much about fans not getting what they paid for – it was about the lack of clear communication or genuine accountability. This is pure speculation on my part, but the poppycock that EA tweeted about signing the books strikes me as the panic-lie of someone who hadn't realized just how many heartfelt, personalized dedications she would actually have to write when she came home from tour. And then she just couldn't do it, because she was overworked, paralyzed, distracted, depressed, procrastinating, whatever. Which... you know... is unfortunate, but probably not unforgivable. Especially for a touring performer who is open and vocal about their mental health issues.
I'm confident that most fans would have been happy to tell her that her well-being meant more to them than an autograph, or something along those lines. Instead, EA's cagey and avoidant demeanor around this issue left fans very salty – and newly suspicious of their favorite artist's word.
Which was regrettable timing for EA, because they had just received their copies of her memoir.
Here's a cursory look at some key biographical points that didn't hold up to scrutiny when more and more vexed fans, over the years, started looking into them.
Content warning until end of post: family estrangement, death by fire, worsening physical health issues, mention of disordered eating / weight loss / thinspiration, and LIES! LIES! LIIIIIES!

“EMILIE AUTUMN LIDDELL (BORN SEPTEMBER 22, 1979) IS AN AMERICAN SINGER-SONGWRITER...” (Wikipedia)

Every fandom has its Holy Grail. Because a number of EA's early releases were limited pressings put out through now-defunct record labels, the EA fandom in its heyday was a collector's wonderland. 📝🦠 At the height of her popularity, the original Enchant jewelcase (the one with the puzzle-poster) could easily fetch around $500 dollars on eBay, unsigned. The handwritten lyrics of an Opheliac B-side went for $940 in 2009. Don't even ask me about the hard copies of her two poetry books: those never even popped up over the five or six years that I had various alerts set up for all EA-related listings.
But the true crown jewel of EA rarities is the untitled promo version of her (also virtually unfindable) 2001 instrumental debut On a Day... No one knows how many copies exist. The darn thing is so rare that it's not even listed on Discogs. For a while, the only picture of the elusive “Violin” promo CD that was circulated online was this one.🪞 Go ahead, click the link. Notice anything odd? That black box where one composer's birth year should be?
I'm not sure why the notorious hyper-fan who originally shared this picture on the forum in the early 2010s took it upon himself to censor it before posting. I wasn't able to pinpoint when or why people started questioning EA's age, but clearly, something had already transpired to let him know that not redacting said birth year might, uh... cause an upset. In any case: at some point, people started digging – and eventually, the unredacted version of the “Violin” tracklist (as well as public records and literal receipts from eBay auctions) would be brandished as one more piece of damning evidence that EA was indeed (gasp!) two years older than she claimed to be.
“Okay, and?” you shrug. “What's the big deal?” I'm shrugging too! What can I say? People don't like realizing they've been fooled, even about something stupid. I will note that EA's fall equinox birthday (hence her middle name “Autumn”, yes) had been somewhat significant in the fandom. Over the years, EA's birthdays had been marked by online release parties, Q&A's, community events, special merch sales... A number of fans liked donning her trademark cheek heart on September 22. It felt a bit uncanny to realize that she had been announcing a false age on those occasions. It wasn't “a big deal” so much as it was incredibly odd.
Other than being appalled that Self-Proclaimed Staunch Feminist EA would give in to the cult of youth and not cop up to her real age, many fans were just plain bewildered: who would commit so stubbornly to such an inconsequential lie? What was even the point of lying by two years only? Why did she think anyone would care that she was 28 rather than 26 when Opheliac came out? What was she possibly getting out of this...??
My completely speculative theory is that, whether it was her idea or her then-manager's, the lie originated as a marketing strategy early on in her career. The “Violin” demo was recorded in 1997, when EA was 19-going-on-20. Per the liner notes of On a Day... 📝, which came out when she was 22, the demo's purpose was to be “a sort of calling card in the classical music industry”. Evidently, that didn't work out; EA claims, in the same paragraph, to have walked out on a classical recording deal at 18 because they wouldn't give her enough creative control.
Talented and unique as she was, she was trying to break out in a notoriously elitist and innovation-resistant milieu – and unlike her, most of the 22-year-old classical violinists she was in competition with had actually graduated from their prestigious music schools. But you know what sells better than an ambitious college dropout in her early twenties? Tweaking the truth just so to market yourself as an unconventional wunderkind, barely out of her teens! Any rendition of a complex, learnèd musical piece sounds more intriguing and impressive if you think it was played by an especially young (and beautiful) person. 20 was plausible, close enough to her real age, barely a lie at all, and such a nice, round number for a debut album.
Notice how much of the On a Day... liner notes, linked above, center on her precociousness, her uniqueness, and her savant-like dedication to her craft – a focus that seems absent from the promo version (from what I can decipher in those potato-quality pictures, anyway). These talking points would provide the basis for a lot of her early self-promotion and budding stage persona in the Enchant years. Even though the EP failed to make EA a household name in the classical world, the wunderkind narrative was her “in” to grab the attention and heart of a broader audience.
And I guess she's been running with it ever since.

“MY ANCESTRY IS POSITIVELY LITTERED WITH LUNATICS AND GIRLS WHO FALL DOWN RABBIT HOLES ... MY NAME IS EMILIE AUTUMN LIDDELL. YES, THAT LIDDELL.”

Oh, come on. Much as a fan may want to believe, isn't that a little on the nose? The anglophile with an obsession for tea, clocks, and madness... is literally related to Alice in Wonderland? 🔍 Curiouser and curiouser indeed.
EA came out as Emilie Autumn Liddell in The Book – of course – in a passage where she describes an interaction with a nurse. 📝 Note how she stresses the authenticity of her name, and how not-chosen it is (and the Alice connection, which just comes up organically) by disclosing it in a scene where she's filling out paperwork.
I'm pointing this out, because it would be tempting to allow room for creative license (and the slightest cringe) in a work of creative fiction based on personal experience. Buuut... TAFWG was not marketed as fiction. The main narrative in TAFWG, according to EA, is an actual fac-simile of the journals she kept during a harrowing stay at a Los Angeles psychiatric hospital following a suicide attempt. This is something that EA has stressed from the inception of the book (and throughout all subsequents re-issues, even as the main narrative was altered and reworked), even claiming that a legal team had advised her to redact some names to avoid potential lawsuits. So, no, she's not doing a bit there.
When, after it made the rounds a few times, it became apparent that the claim didn't really make sense 📝🔍, reactions were mixed. Some older, diplomatic fans downplayed it as a somewhat embarrassing, but harmless self-mythologizing – similar in nature to her insistence on calling her electric keyboard a “harpsichord”. Devout EA apologists (commonly referred to as “bootlickers” in an increasingly polarized fandom – oh, don't worry, we're getting to that!) invoked the “life as performance art” defense: when she said it was literally her first name, she meant it metaphorically, duh! And either way, she probably had her reasons.
But others took offense at the boldness of the lie, or simply became curious. Was Liddell even her name at all?
If you've checked the link just above, you already know the answer. Per the public California birth log (a somewhat demented invasion of privacy that could well have been avoided by... not repeatedly drawing attention to a name that someone in the book calls “right out of a movie”?) : yes, no, kind of.
EA was born Emily Autumn Fischkopf* on September 22, 1977. The name came from her father, a first-generation immigrant from Germany. Her maternal grandmother's maiden name was Liddell (but no, not that Liddell, or so remotely that it doesn't matter). EA may have had it legally changed at some point in the last decade, but as of 2012, based on the public log of foreign visitors to Brazil (where she toured that year), her passport still bore the name “Emily Autumn Fischkopf”.
*No, EA's birth name is not literally “Fischkopf”. It's a non-silly German name that begins with an F. I know that it's ridiculous to clutch my pearls about EA's peace of mind now, but triggering new and disquieting Google alerts for a name she clearly wants nothing to do with (and that you don't care about) just feels... distasteful? I don't know. That info has been floating around long enough, the point has been made; this write-up is not about EA's last name, but about the fiends we made along the way! So Fischkopf it is.
Let's track the evolution here! It appears that she went by “Autumn Fischkopf” for at least part of her formative years, if we are to believe the credits from Mark Ruffalo's middling film debut 📺 (she was the child actor's violin-playing body double) and this random article about a Nigel Kennedy performance in 1997. 🔍 (That last link – possibly her first ever mention in the press? – is a niche favorite of mine. Violin superstar Nigel Kennedy calls her a “talented fiddler”, which suggests that she did have some cred and promise in the classical milieu at a young age, and that there is at least some truth to her claims of being a wunderkind. It also cracks me up that, out of all the things she's reiterated over the years, “I was born in '79” was a lie, but “I was attacked by a pet eel” was fact-checked by Nigel Kennedy.)
At some point in her late teens, she dropped the Teutonic surname and adopted the French ending of her given name (she made it a “LIE”! how poetic) to form the moniker “Emilie Autumn”. I assume that's also when she started privately going by Emilie / EA for short.
So there you have it. The damning evidence. A performing artist... changed her name. To her grandmother's name. Riveting stuff!
And to think that her fans could have carried on naively believing “Autumn” was her last name, or assuming it was a romantic nom de scène she picked during her Ren Fair phase. Or perhaps, even, not thinking much about her name at all, like normal people.
But nooo, she just had to poke the hornet's nest by making a whole thing out of it.

“MY ENTIRE FAMILY DIED IN A FIRE.”

If you've never encountered a method-acting con artist or a person who struggles with pathological lying (I'll let you decide for yourself which of these, if either, applies to EA), you probably believe that you'd spot them a mile away. And in my experience, that's exactly why you wouldn't! Whether it's compulsion or calculated strategy, successful fibbers rely on people's natural social cues (like their assumption of good faith, their confirmation bias, their empathy, their desire for validation, their fear of awkwardness, ...) to subtly direct the flow and tone of the conversation. This allows them to short-circuit potential questioning of their claims.
One such strategy, for instance, I call the “I-will-not-further-speak-about-the-incident maneuver”. Out of the blue, you drop a graphic and incisive one-liner about something horrific that happened to you, in a curt or flippant tone that throws the listener off and usually shuts them up – thus sparing you from having to back up your claim with any convincing specifics. I'm not saying that every person who does this is a liar. Horrific stuff does happen to people, and I'm not here to police how they're supposed to disclose it. I'm just saying that if you wanted to fabricate an obvious Tragic Backstory™ and smuggle it past otherwise rational, discerning and reasonably intelligent people, that would be one way to do it. Full disclosure: it does work better in person than it does over the internet, especially when you've kept a blog.
When EA curtly dropped this bomb on Twitter (in response to an innocuous fan question that mentioned her parents – the receipt has sadly been X'd out of existence), and every subsequent time a new fan found out about her family's tragic demise (“I had no idea!”), the response was typically one of shock and sadness – and, in a few heartbreaking cases, commiseration from other survivors of family-annihilating events.
Many fans already had a hunch that something was up with her family, of course. She hinted at neglect and possible abuse in her book and lyrics. A number of her fans also came from dysfunctional households, so her not wishing to elaborate on the topic would probably have been a non-issue. But now she's saying they're dead? All of them? In a FIRE?! Holy macaroni! And you know it must have been awful, because EA – the same woman who got a dozen bangers out of a three-month-long toxic relationship, and based over a decade of her work on one bad hospital stay – had never, not once, felt called to share a song or poem about how it might affect a person to... lose all of their entire immediate family to a fire. Hmm. Meanwhile, the handful of older fans who had been following her since Enchant and remembered her dad passing in 2004 gritted their teeth and rolled their eyes. “Do your research. That's all I can say.” (We'll get into the culture of censorship free speech regulation on the Asylum forum in due time.)
Before more and more embittered ex-fans started compiling and circulating the receipts in the early-mid-2010s, investigating the whole “dead family” thing was a lonely journey – a coming-of-age expedition for the critical-minded Plague Rat, trawling through free background check websites and old Wayback Machine archives, until you went “Welp, there it is, I guess” and suddenly felt older, stupider, and a little bit hollow inside.
Although I don't remember how I personally made my way to The Truth (lol) back in the day, I still have a vivid memory of the moment I found the Facebook profile of EA's Very Much Non-Deceased Mother. It was mostly posts about her costume design work. A few candid pictures with EA's siblings and their kids. Christmas, birthdays, a wedding. Just... aggressively normal stuff. It was bizarre, looking in on this family of cheerful strangers with familiar cheekbones. Knowing that, somewhere out there, was an estranged eldest daughter, who had run off years ago to become a fiddle-wielding rockstar – and was now passing them off as having all died a gruesome death, while her fans secretly stalked their family photos. (Because I know you'll be asking in the comments: yes, EA's family is aware. Her mother once posted a picture of young EA and her siblings on Pinterest, sarcastically captioned “After most of us were killed in the fire.” 📝)
Again, it's tempting to discount EA's remark as a metaphor for family estrangement, taken too literally by neurodivergent minors who just didn't understand performance art. Well. First of all, even as a metaphor... let's admit, once again, that that 2000s edginess has aged like fine milk. It's a little crass to make a “metaphor” out of a plausible, life-shattering trauma that other people actually have to live with. (Veronica lost a beloved house to a literal fire 🔍 during her tenure as a Crumpet, for instance; no one died, but that alone seemed pretty rough.)
But, more to the point, evidence suggests that EA also told this to real people in her real, off-stage life – such as her Trisol manager, who backed the claim on the official Asylum Forum in 2007. 📝 When questioned about this post on a renegade forum in 2013, he had this to say:
I was the fool in this case. EA made that up of course. It’s just one thing on a long list of things she made up. Let’s agree she’s very creative with facts if she wants people to believe a story. (...) I once had a short chat with [EA's mom] and I got the strong impression she wasn’t dead at the time. Haha.
(OK, dude, but did you or did you not sell fake EA tickets on a scammy website in 2008? Because we never did get the skinny on that.)
Fifteens years on, EA continues to insist, unprompted, that “the fire” destroyed her childhood drawings and baby pictures. 📝 This more recent Instagram post is like a Greatest Hits of her most notorious yarns, to a degree that's either premeditated trolling or a subconscious call for help. She casually, yet pointedly mentions her age in relation to a specific year... and specifically draws attention to the signature, one that she used well into the Enchant era. In doing so, she made me notice, for the first time, that the A blends into an F. As one could expect from an artsy, Renaissance-obsessed teenager, her OG signature was a freaking monogram for Emily Autumn Fischkopf. It's like “The Tell-Tale Heart” for the digital age! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?? 🦠

A BIT O' THIS & THAT: MISCELLANEOUS CLAIMS

Just for fun, here are other sundry “citation needed” facts that EA has claimed over the years. All are originally from the book unless sourced otherwise. Some of them may have been jokes, some of them might even be true! Whatever that word still means!

ELECTRIC VIOLIN: UNPLUGGED

You know how whenever a musician starts behaving obnoxiously, old sages will come down from Mount Wisdom to advise disgruntled fans to “simply ignore [behavior]” and “just focus on the music”? Well, in the Asylum, “just focusing on the music” won't always preserve you from EA's shenanigans. This “claim” is a little different, but I've decided to include it because it is so odd, emblematic, and ultimately tragic. I also count it as “biographical”, because it involves a key tenet of EA's character sheet: the violin.
Being a kickass fiddler is one of EA's trademarks, and has always been central to her narrative; as of 2024, “world-class violinist” is still the first claim to fame she lists in the “Story” section of her official website. Which beggars the question: why won't she play it? And why won't she acknowledge that she's not playing it?
We got our hopes up in 2020, with that one post 📝 about her iconic 1885 Gand & Bernardel getting refurbished by a luthier – a thoughtful birthday surprise from her boyfriend – but despite the promising “More to come...” at the end of the caption, that turned out to be a false alarm. In truth, it may well have been over a decade since anyone has witnessed EA draw a single note from her cherished instrument.
The fact that Lord Autumn was able to sneak it out during lockdown without the Lady noticing tends to confirm that she hadn't been playing much behind the scenes. She seems to be under the impression that e-violin manufacturer Zeta is no longer in business (they did close down in 2010 🔍, but reopened under new management in 2012), which suggests that she hasn't been keeping up with the violin scene for a while. Besides, the fingernails don't lie. 🐀
As the live shows veered more theatrical with the release of Opheliac, the extended violin features from the Enchant era were cut to two main appearances per concert: “Face the Wall”, a seven-minute-short, Hendrixesque take on Arcangelo Corelli's “La Folia” – and “Unlaced”, an arpeggio-ed frenzy that was originally paired with a stilt-walking and ballet performance by the Crumpets. These two instrumental tracks remained a fixture on four successive tours. And on four successive tours, “Unlaced” was... well... clearly dubbed. 📺 She was holding her e-violin, her hands were playing the notes, but what was coming out of the speakers was indubitably the studio version.
There were possible explanations, of course. Some sound buffs pointed out that “Unlaced” has multiple violin layers, and that a live violin solo would have sounded harsh and unbalanced over the supporting tracks 🔍 – but then, why pick an unplayable song as a staple of the show?
The violin-miming wasn't even very hush-hush, she didn't try that hard to hide it – it was just never addressed or acknowledged. On “Unlaced”, Veronica was usually summoned to “play” the keyboard – and we knew that was make-believe, they had a whole skit about it. 📺 Ditto when EA would play the intro to a song, then get up from the keyboard as she started singing, and the harpsichord track just kept going. It was part of the theatrics, the suspension of disbelief; live playing just wasn't the focus.
Still, because playing two songs should have been in her wheelhouse, EA's choice to stand on stage and mime along with her own world-class violin skills was puzzling. We knew EA was capable of playing “Unlaced”: “Face the Wall” was proof enough that she could still shred like nobody's business, and some lucky fans got to hear her nerd out about pitch standards and rock some Bach at VIP showcases in 2011 (though it was always the same piece, and reportedly not always on point: “she made beginner mistakes, like weird jaw, wrist, elbow placement and tension...” 🐀). And sure, “Face the Wall” was an intense piece, but... it was one of two in the show. The same two, always. She was supposed to be classically trained...!
As EA's fabrications became more common knowledge among the fanbase, people took increasing issue with this odd staging choice – particularly after “Face the Wall” was retired partway through the 2011 tour, leaving only the pantomime, with nothing else happening on stage to distract from it. 📺 People started fixating on her constant and inexplicable tweaking of the truth. Fake name, fake age, fake promises, and now she was fake-fiddling and making a grand show of it? Was she outright mocking her audience, daring them to call her out? Milking a skill she had grown bored with, in the lowest-effort way possible, knowing that goo-goo-eyed fans would still pay to see it? Playing them the world's saddest song on the world's quietest e-violin?
The release of new album Fight Like a Girl in 2012 did little to soothe the Plague Rats' fiddle blues. The violin was much less prominent on FLAG than it had been on Opheliac and Enchant. There were almost no solos, which provided fewer opportunities for playing or miming on stage. “Unlaced” was retired from the touring setlist. One night in Texas during the 2012 tour, due to being on vocal rest, EA played the melody line of “Liar” on the violin. 📺 And that was pretty much the last time world-class violinist Emilie Autumn was heard playing her instrument, on stage or in recording – to the dismay of many fans who had loved her for it.
Can someone please grab this woman by her hand, lead her across her livingroom/bedroom/study, and point at that lonely forgotten dusty violin in a corner of hers so she remembers that she actually owns it? (🐀)
It was yet another bizarre, glaring inconsistency in EA's narrative that fans seemed expected to ignore. Another elephant in the padded room. (Personal anecdote that I don't have a receipt for: in early 2012, when I asked if there was a possibility of EA playing another baroque set for the VIP events on the upcoming tour, her then-manager responded that that wouldn't be possible because venues didn't have the proper acoustics.)
Through some her posts over the years , attentive fans pieced together the likely truth of EA's effective retirement as a violinist. It's actually quite sad, and may cast a different light on EA's artistic shift.
The 2011 tour was initially scheduled for late 2010. It was postponed because EA had been neglecting a jaw injury for years, and needed emergency surgery to avoid “serious and irreversible damage” to her one violin-holding jaw. 📝 She had the surgery early in September; in late November, she performed all over Latin America for six nights straight, and by January, she was back on tour. The same tour during which she made “beginner's mistakes” on the Bach partita, and retired “Face the Wall” for good after a few shows.
She underwent jaw surgery again in 2018, after three years of orthodontic treatment which she said had “prevented [her] from performing”. It was the first anyone was hearing of this (she said she hadn't been touring because she was writing the musical!), and it's as far as EA ever got in terms of half-addressing the obvious: that after dedicating a third of her time on Earth to her craft, after years of pushing through the pain night after night, rushing through recovery periods, and making compromises so the show could go on... she may not be physically able to play concert-level violin anymore.
Once again, something that should (and would) have elicited empathy and support from most fans turned into a point of frustration, speculation and mockery, for years – because EA continued to favor pretend-play and fantasy over the sobering, unglamorous truth. Well, at least everyone's unhappy.

CONTINUED IN COMMENTS


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2024.05.05 10:24 ColuiCheEgli ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS TIER LIST OF THE OU TIER

ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS TIER LIST OF THE OU TIER

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Look like cinnamon rolls and are actually cinnamon rolls
  • Clefable: Clefable doesn't like attacking, preferring instead to aid its teammates with its utility set of Thunder Wave, Stealth Rock, and occasionally Wish. A veteran who says "I won't hurt you, but I will make your life hell" to her enemies and "Come, the cookies are ready!" to her teammates.
  • Blissey: Blissey is Blissey. I don't think there's anything else to say. She's the cinnamon roll among cinnamon rolls. Is anyone sick? 5 minutes and she makes you one of the best egg lunches you'll have in your life. And she has a happy and friendly smile on her face. What more could you ask for?
  • Torkoal: Torkoal is the old man who chills at the spa (Source from Mystery Dungeon), tells his friends to relax and is the king of parties. he is a little slow, but it is certain that when he is there the sky will never be cloudy and there will always be a bright sun.
  • Ribombee: In battle she helps her companions with speed control, outside she makes good healthy honey and is a good wife for Glimmora. Cinnamon roll describes it perfectly.
  • Rillaboom: Rillaboom, the booming gorilla, is a hard rock star with his Galarian brothers (Toxtricity Twins and Obstagoon), and is the most sociable of his group. A real bro who would never betray his bros
  • Cinderace: Cinderace is the classic guy who knows that if a soccer match is organised, he will not only be present, but will also have booked the pitch, picked up the shirts, made sure the goals are properly placed and fought with those who had already booked the field. In short, a true enthusiast.
  • Clodsire: Clodsire is adorable. everyone loves him, everyone respects him and everyone wants to be his friend. And he is completely unaware of it. It is said that one day, Toxapex insulted him, considering him a horrible recycling of Quagsire, and he simply replied "Clod?", a sentence certainly full of wisdom, even if no one speaks Clodsirish
Look like cinnamon rolls but they could actually kill you:
  • Dragonite: Dragonite LOOKS LIKE a cinnamon roll. Look at him: he is round, he is yellow and he has a nice and harmless face. And that's when TERA NORMAL E USES EXTREME SPEED AND PROCEEDS TO STEAL YOUR WALLET! BAD SHIT GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!
  • Skarmory: A round steel bird: Sounds adorable, doesn't it? What if I told you that it's really just made to say "Awww a round death weapon! can never be a lethal death weapon" as he starts setting up Iron Defense and using Body Press on the fools who have let their guard down? what an insensitive monster of affection.
  • Serperior: Sinuous, elegant, regal... It would be a real shame if in reality its only purpose was to glare at you, paralyzing you with terror and start sucking your lifeblood out of parasite seeds. You may look like an emperor, but you would still be a slimy snake.
  • Alolomola: A psychopath. she burns her enemies with sadism, mocks the poor Luvdiscs by telling them they will never be her base form, and like bad weed truly never seems to die. Someone stop that bitch
  • Primarina: Actually it would even be good, but being with those two psychopaths Incineroar and Decidueye has significantly influenced her. There are Walking Wakes who have run away in terror from her, who does nothing but sing in that witch's voice. it is now irrecoverable. Incineroar, do damage even in single, you're so disgusting!
  • Hatterene: Hatterene seems calm. Too quiet. As if she were hiding a murder. Have you noticed that since she became silent, Grimmsnarl is no longer seen around? Doesn't her tentacle look redder than normal? She may smile, but we all know the truth
  • Meowscarada: When he was a small and harmless Sprigatito, he was the most cuddly and adorable being on earth. however he is a cat, and like all cats, especially if he becomes a Dark type, he will become a monster. Now he fools people with his magic tricks, ridicules everyone and then *poof* does the U-Turn. Evil and even cowardly!
  • Gholdengo: its pokédex entry: "Its body seems to be made up of 1,000 coins. This Pokémon gets along well with others and is quick to make friends with anyone." Go tell Glimmora if his boss is friendly. You do not understand? Glimmora, Ting Lu, Ribombee, Samurott-Hisui, are all his servants, whom he dominates without any shame.
  • Watergon: She looks like a cinnamon roll but she literally killed 4 pokémon. End. Thanks for reading.
Look like they could kill you but they are actually cinnamon rolls:
  • Gliscor: annoying that it poisons other pokémon and sets the Spikes. However, since he benefits from poison and, being flying, is immune to spikes, he thinks EVERYONE is on the same page. In reality he's a good guy who helps old ladies cross the road, it's a shame that he's seen badly because of that bastard Gholdengo. Let HIM end up in an Uber!
  • Weavile: after these posts I can't see it in other ways, sorry. https://www.reddit.com/stunfisk/comments/1bb2gdn/bro_thinks_hes_him/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button https://www.reddit.com/stunfisk/comments/18kd6ot/weavback_mf_when_the_90_accuracy_multi_hit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button (you are an incredible artist, congratulations indeed)
  • Heatran: Same story for Weavile
  • Landorus-T: Landorus, the king of OU, is marked by the abandonments of many of his companions from past generations. Garchomp, Tyranitar, Rotom-W, Zapdos, allies that were there before and are no longer there. Now he has a sort of friendship-rivalry with Great Tusk, but only the two of them know if it's friendship or a mask for the title of best ground type.
  • Corviknight: This poor little bird just wants to remove hazards to help his friends. Gholdengo, you son of a bitch, stop being annoying!
  • Zamazenta: Unlike his sister (Apparently yes... Zacian from the pokedex seems to be Zama's older sister, I never would have guessed tbh), he has never been the center of attention. His serious and cold look is because of all the training and effort he puts in every day to become like Zacian and, one day, MAYBE, surpass her.
  • Glimmora: It's understandable that he isn't seen as the greatest friend you can find at a party. He doesn't talk much, but that's actually because he's very shy and introverted. If you befriend him, in truth, you discover a faithful and compassionate friend, and he is also a good husband for Ribombee. A defect? He has some difficulty containing the toxins in his petals, so it is advisable to have HDBs with him nearby.
  • Garganacl: He's a poor nervous child. He tries to be nice, but everyone hates him because the salts he releases while walking are annoying (even for Gholdengo, oh what's the matter? Doesn't your ability protect you from the salt? Poor thing... wear the cloak and hide!). once he tried to change his approach but he panicked and exploded :(
  • Dondozo: Dondozo eats his leftovers, sleeps and sleepwalks. when he wakes up he doesn't even know where he is. I understand that that Body Press with the defense at +6 was unpleasant, but he didn't do it by will!
  • Iron Crown: Cold as steel, sure, but it's a symbol of royalty (Other than that slimy serperior). Honor and Sacrifice are his daily bread and one day he will show everyone that he is the true King! Not of the ranking, not of the tier, but of our hearts. Also, since it surpassed 5.53% usage, welcome to OU, you deserved it!
Look like they could kill you and they could actually kill you:
  • Speeoxis: He's an alien and hates Clodsire, that's enough
  • Darkrai: Don't get the "Er... Actually he's doing Nightmare in self-defense! 🤓👆" story, go and tell Mystery Dungeon he's good and kind! He wants to throw the world into literal nightmare. Why? Because... maybe... world domination is cool? IDK
  • Kyurem: He also comes from a meteorite, and tried to kill the protagonist, even if under the direction of Ghetsis, deep down he also wanted to make us a blackberry popsicle
  • Dragapult: He enslaves his children and uses them as weapons! Plus he evades taxes!!
  • Glowking: A cruel tyrant who knows he's one but doesn't care because he's surrounded by idiots who say "Slowww...?" and he can do whatever the fuck he wants. But when things go slutty Pivoting, coward!
  • Hamurott: Did you know that sushi was invented by Hisui's Samurott by shredding children with his evil blades!? The government swept the evidence under the rug, replacing the corpses with fresh fish! BUT WE KNOW YOU MONSTER!
  • Enamorus: She's evil because she exists, and she's not ashamed of being so ugly. Try and be like Landorus but you will NEVER be like Landorus!
  • Kingambit: He enjoys the death of his companions. THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS BY GOD! WHERE IS THE COMPASSION?
  • Ting Lu: Lmao lmao he doesn't die use abyss
  • Great Tusk: The supreme general of the tier's Ground division. He hates Gholdengo with all his heart (and this is a good thing), and he is envious of Kingambit, who has been perched at the top of the rankings for months
  • Roaring Moon: The classic hot guy who then fucks your ass at the last second. Then he also takes cocks from fairies like Ralts and Hattena and still has the presumption of looking cool
  • Iron Treads: He roams the streets screwing everything and everyone, pulling down the unfortunate ones, and he doesn't even apologize, what an asshole.
  • Iron Moth: It's a UFO, that means IT'S AN ALIEN!
  • Iron Valiant: His pronouns are Kill/Them. Ralts and Kirlia's strange uncle and Gardevoir and Gallade's unappreciated guest when he goes to their house against their will
  • Raging Bolt: The ancient lightning that blows up your house
  • Gouging Fire: The ancient fire that burns your family
  • Walking Wake: The ancient walking water that steals your property
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2024.05.05 10:21 bridget14509 I WANT CHOPIN TO COUGH ON ME

I WANT CHOPIN TO COUGH ON ME
LIKE, PLEASE CHOPPY BOY, COUGH ON ME.
TO QUOTE LADY GAGA 💖:
“I WANT YOUR UGLY, I WANT YOUR DISEASE, I WANT YOUR EVERYTHING AS LONG AS IT’S FREE.” 💅
LIKE, THIS ISN’T ME CRUSHING ON HIM LIKE SOME SORT OF WEIRDO. THIS ISN’T A SEXUAL THING.
I’M HOPING THAT WHEN HE DOES THIS, I WILL GAIN ALL OF HIS MUSICAL ABILITIES.
I WILL BE ABLE TO COUGH REALLY LOUDLY AND PLAY REALLY TERRIBLY. PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, “WOW! YOU CAN PLAY JUST LIKE CHOPIN!”
AND I WILL BE LIKE, “REALLY? AM I THAT GOOD?”
AND THEY WILL BE LIKE, “NAH, THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT. YOU SOUND REALLY FUCKING BAD. THAT’S WHAT I MEANT.” 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TO GET SOME TB ACTION GOING ON?
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2024.05.05 09:29 RatimirLenin [NEWS] Role of the Royal Family

With the elections rapidly approaching, the time has come for the Prime Minister to enact his last bill as the formal PM. While not being removed from office, directly, the bureaucratic red tape and timelines of course reach a point where no new bills are able to be passed. As such, Tommy Douglas has brought together the assembled Parliament, as well as journalists and reporters. Perhaps the most important bill to date, finalization of the position of the Royal Family in the Dominion of Canada has finally been reached, with the agreement of parliament for a ceremonial position to be granted to Princess Margaret, where she will now be known as the "Governor Royal".
Ladies and Gentlemen, Today marks a significant milestone in the annals of our nation's history. It is with great honor and profound privilege that we gather here in the heart of our democracy to witness a momentous occasion – the swearing-in of Her Royal Highness, Princess Margaret, as the inaugural Governor Royal of Canada. For far too long, our great nation has stood apart from the Kingdom of England, our ties severed by the tumultuous tides of history. But today, we stand on the precipice of a new era, one defined not by division, but by unity and mutual respect. The expedition conducted by the Royal Canadian Navy, undertaken with unwavering determination and boundless courage, heralded a rekindling of our relationship with the Kingdom of England. Through diligent efforts, contact was established, and Princess Margaret graciously accepted our invitation to return to Canadian soil. Yet, let us be clear – our vision for the future is one of sovereignty and self-determination. We have chosen not to revert to the colonial dominion status of yesteryears but to chart a new course, one that honors tradition while embracing progress. The role of Governor Royal, conceived through meticulous deliberation and democratic discourse within this esteemed Parliament, symbolizes our commitment to forge a distinct identity while retaining the ties that bind us to our historical roots. This ceremonial position, akin to the Governor General, shall serve as a guardian of our parliamentary traditions, a beacon of continuity in an ever-changing world. Princess Margaret, in assuming the mantle of Governor Royal, shall preside over the ceremonial affairs of our nation with grace and dignity. From the solemn opening of Parliament to the commemoration of our most cherished traditions, she shall embody the spirit of unity and inclusivity that defines the Canadian ethos. Furthermore, in accordance with the will of Parliament, the position of Governor Royal shall adhere to the principle of Seniority Succession. This ensures that the eldest member of the Royal Family shall inherit the responsibilities of this esteemed office, transcending individual personalities to uphold the sanctity of our institutions. As we embark on this journey together, let us reaffirm our commitment to the values that define us as Canadians – tolerance, diversity, and compassion. Let us embrace the future with optimism and determination, knowing that our shared destiny is rooted in the rich tapestry of our past. In conclusion, let us extend our heartfelt congratulations to Her Royal Highness, Princess Margaret, as she assumes the role of Governor Royal. May her tenure be marked by prosperity, harmony, and unwavering dedication to the service of our beloved nation. Thank you, and may Canada endure for generations to come.
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2024.05.05 08:46 Potato_Consumer99 Sex Review: Voyager

Sex Review: Voyager
Requested by: u/Bright-Example1001
Backstory:
Gazing upon the dark sky in the middle of the night, I was just sitting in my room looking outside of the window while drinking tea. The sky filled with dazzling stars were capturing my sight. While my eyes were vacant on looking at the stars, I didn’t notice myself slackening, until a melodic sound that was hauntingly beautiful had vibrated into my eardrum, capturing my heart that was once lost into the cold space.
I came out from my room to track down the sound of the violin playing, walking hastily around the buildings of foundation. That until I found a room that has a door wide open, that’s where the sound came from. My eyes were fixed at a young lady playing her violin passionately as if the notes on the music sheets were dancing around her. At this moment, I have never been this calm before.
Blue hair out, golden hair in, truly mesmerizing appearance with an elegant wearing that symbolizes the whole galaxy that was beyond magnificence. The strings on her violin are the swirling arms and the melody of it was the clouds of colorful dust that create a stunning spectacle. If her image was painted on canvas, that is not just an art, it’s a masterpiece.
As soon as she noticed me staring at her at the doorway, she stopped playing the violin. I noticed her discontinue. I expected her to drive me away, but she insisted me to enter and close the door, so I do what she wanted. She wasn’t talkable, but I still understood what she was trying to say through her body movement. She let me sit on her bed, she wished to hum a lullaby for me.
May I say that her hum was attractive? I couldn’t stop listening to it. As she finished humming, she sat next to me on the bed. Her smile was as sweet as honey. She leaned on me and kissed my lips. Her lips were soft, they were pressed against my lips, I could feel the very sensational feeling. Even while kissing, it’s like her lips being used as a violin bow to strum on my lips as the strings of the violin. The kiss made us feel sensual, we were about to do some freaky stuff. We both took off our clothes, and the first thing I saw was her body part that was covered in glittery of stars, forming the perfection of a body of galaxy. She was shy and probably thinks that I might be afraid of her being an alien, but I do not mind. Her body was just like an ethereal realm.
She was ready in her position as she lay on the bed, and I myself positioned at her bottom. My rocket was about to launch into space in 3, 2, 1.... It was all entered carefully and gently. As the tip of my rocket reached the center of the universe, my eyes were flooded with the vastness and grandeur of space encapsulated by her beautiful space. My hands were holding her hips and began to thrust inside her space. The feeling was surreal, as I could feel everything inside her.
Her moaning was an additional, it was as pleasurable as like what she hums. The sensation and pleasure were overwhelming. Never thought I would make love with an alien, but her soul was purer than any other humans. Within this sensational love making, I felt unrealistically ascended, into a cosmic being that could be with her together for the next eternal life.
I continued to thrust her space faster, we both moaned in pleasure, but we also tried to remain quiet so the people who were sleeping wouldn’t be disturbed. We were almost at it, we were about to reach our climax, as if we were two galaxies who were about to collide with each other. She covered her mouth as I accelerated, until we couldn’t hold on and cummed.
This pleasure would last longer. After I finished inside her, she still hadn’t pulled my rocket out and woke up to kiss me again. And so, I leaned on her bed with her and kissed each other in a good night.
Review:
Cute and beautiful, as gorgeous as a shining star. Gentle, shy, friendly, slow and passionate. Once entered, never can be pull out, you could literally feel the whole galaxy when doing sex, cosmic level of sex which was quite unimaginable.
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2024.05.05 06:58 insert_username63679 Never done this before but here are my favorite albums.

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2024.05.05 06:39 allmyweirdquestionss 25[M4F] #Online/Anywhere- Looking for friends with similar interests to talk about books, music, comedy and more!

Hey there, I'm Mark, 25M. Remember me?
Here's what I'm looking for: a best friend to share some interests with, hopefully to learn more and become a better person. Tell me about yourself a bit when you respond, and let's carry on from there.
Books: I like books! I find myself buying more than I'll ever read. "So many books, so little time"- Frank Zappa. I began my book enthusiasm, when I was a pre-teenager, by reading Tintin, Archie comics and short stories of Sherlock Holmes. Over the years I moved to techno thrillers (Michael Crichton) and fiction (Agatha Christie, Lee Child, Stephen King) to now where I'm engrossed in non-fiction (history, science). My current area of interests involve non-fiction accounts of espionage, spying and covert operations. I've begun to read a book about Soviet Union. Who knows where the tide of interests will go next.
Music: I like rock music. Queen. Pink Floyd. Led Zeppelin. Tom Petty. Eagles. Black Sabbath. Some non-rock artists whose selected tracks I like: Adele, Eminem, Lady Gaga. Compositions by John Williams are always a pleasure to listen to (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Indiana Jones)
Niche topics: I am a devoted watcher of YouTube channels featuring content with regards to spaceflight, military food, weird and obscure science concepts, and interesting historical events. Furthermore, I'm a huge fan of Conan O'Brien (Team Coco forever!!), Johnny Carson and David Letterman. I'd love to talk about rockets, military food, weird incidents, catastrophes, physics, humour and much more! Seinfeld and Curb your Enthusiasm are my go-to shows!
I am recently on a reading streak of Perry Mason novels (completed 17 out of 85)!
Fun fact: I like to watch clips of Hell's kitchen, or Gordon Ramsay cooking while I'm having a meal (because I find it appetizing for some reason). Lately I've discovered a Youtube playlist where they describe making of food in big batches, which is awesome!
I'm looking forward to hear from you! Let's be best friends(?). If you have any questions (related to the above subject matter or otherwise), feel free to ask. I'd encourage you to ask some weird question at the first instance to lighten up the conversation 😂
I'm done typing this, and I'll be eagerly waiting for your response!!
P.S: There's a chance that I may be asleep or busy with something when you respond. Don't worry, I will respond to you, without fail.
This is a SFW friendship which I'm looking for.
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