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Hey Sportsfans — it's time for Week 7 of baseball Power Rankings: These baseball numbers have been forwarded directly from Manfred's office. They are accurate and caanot be questioned.
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#		Team	Δ	Comment	Record
1		Dodgers	0	The Dodgers started off a mediocre road trip by sweeping the Marlins in dominant fashion, followed by a sleepy series against the padres. My early season prediction of the Dodgers's infield defense being the biggest issue was completely wrong. Mookie looks natural at short, and Muncy has been playing pretty darn well at 3rd. We will be using our prayers this week to pray that Shohei is going to be okay	27-15
2		Phillies	+1	It's tough to end the week on a walkoff loss to the Marlins and feel good, but it's hard to complain about a 4-2 stretch. Nick Castellanos might finally not be the worst hitter in baseball after he says he started treating hitting like glorified batting practice again. Ranger Suarez has arguably been the best pitcher in baseball, pitching to a 1.5 ERA and an astounding 0.72 WHIP with team wins in each of his starts. Somehow this performance isn't even all that surprising for a guy with a 4.18 ERA last year. He was this dominant in a half season between the bullpen and rotation in 2021 and has a career 1.62 ERA in 7 postseason starts and 2 relief appearances. This week: another weird scheduling quirk as they play a 4 game set against the Mets with the first two at Citi Field and the next two in Philly before the Nats come to town for a 3 game series.	28-13
3		Orioles	-1	I was hoping the Orioles would go 5-1 this week but they went 4-2. Still nothing to be super upset about. I think the main concerns right now are Mullins is hitting under .200 and Santander still not hitting the way he can. Yesterdays game was just not great so hopefully it was just a one-off and can be flushed and they move on. Blue Jays and Mariners are in town this week so it doesn't get any easier.	26-13
4		Yankees	0	Our pitching is so good right now. Anyone in the rotation could pull a Glasnow and write their number on a ball for a cute girl, and she’d call. Doesn’t even have to have their name. She doesn’t care if its’s Nestor Cortes or Clarke Schmidt. Yankees starter? She’s calling, and she’s shaving her legs beforehand. If we signed Pete Davidson for some spot starts there'd be a second baby boom. By the way, my nickname for Clarke Schmidt used to be Farte Schidt. He has very much made me eat my aforementioned schidt this year, and officially has the second-best starter ERA behind Luis Gil, as we all predicted. In other news, Judge and Stanton both have their pop at once, Soto is doing what Soto does, and Verdugo is playing sneaky good right now. We also officially took the season series against Houston 6-1, which feels GREAT. If only they were a playoff team so we could finally bounce them this year. Oh well. A Yankees-A’s ALCS it is.	27-15
5		Braves	0	The walk off loss hurts, but can't be too upset with a 4-1 bounce back week! Big time perfromance from our SP. Giving up only 4 ERs in 23.2 IP (1.52 ERA) in these 5 games. Our bats are not what we have come to expect, but that can't last much longer. Signs of life from Acuña and Olson and continued performance by Ozuna. If by the end of May we don't see massive improvement to our offensive numbers, I will be surprised. Until then, buckle up because the offense is coming.	24-13
6		Twins	+3	Another great week, Sausage be praised! We took series from the Blue Jays and Mariners with both blowouts and well-pitched close games. I think it's safe to say that the team has found its groove, and this is how the Twins can be expected to perform moving forward. The only blip has been that the bullpen is having a slight slump, but that will even out shortly.	24-16
7		Brewers	0	Paul Who? The only starting pitcher debut I care about is BOBBY GAS who threw 6 innings of 2 hit, 0 run ball in a win against the Cardinals. He fills a much needed spot in the Brewers rotation, and likely would have been up sooner if not for an injury of his own. Rhys Hoskins also had a monster week, racking up 3 HR and 9 RBI in hist last 5 games. I had my doubts this young lineup and shaky rotation actually could be a contending ballclub over 162 games, but I'm not going to argue with the results.	24-16
8		Guardians	-2	Another bad week. The Guardians had rough series against the Tigers and the mighty World Champion favorite White Sox. This coming week, we play the reigning World Series champs and the hottest team in our division. I'm not worried. Not at all.	25-16
9		Cubs	-1	The Cubs went 3-3 this week in what felt like a complete microcosm of their season. While they did get Justin Steele, Cody Bellinger, and Seiya Suzuki back from injury, they lost Dansby Swanson and Yency Almonte, who had been a rare reliable bullpen arm. Christopher Morel also had a scare after tweaking his knee sliding into sexond, but fortunately is alright. Otherwise, the offense remained inconsistent, the starting pitching was outstanding, and the bullpen was abysmal at worst and heart-stopping at best. While he didn't continue his usual dominance against them, Ian Happ extended his streak of 62 consecutive games reaching base vs the Pirates. This week, the Cubs travel to Atlanta to take on the Braves before hosting the Pirates for 4 games.	24-17
10		Royals	+2	The Royals have a chance to be in first place by themselves this late in the season for the first time since 2016. It feels like a lifetime ago. Yes, it is just seven weeks into the season but hopes are usually gone by this point. Maybe this year can be different.	25-17
11		Mariners	0	Apologies for any typos, doing this from mobile is miserable. Not the best week, but given the pitching hiccups I can't complain too much. Woo is back (and hopefully staying back, him getting pulled was a bit of a scare.) The next few series are another gauntlet, and if the M's can make it through playing relatively well they'll be in a good positon to take advantage of their schedule for the end of the month and early June. Up next: 3 vs. Roy L's, 3 @ Oreo L's	22-19
12		Padres	+2	The San Diego Madres beat LA on both día de las Madres (friday) as well as Mother’s Day, wherein both we got great pitching performances from King and Darvish respectively. Arraez capped off the walk-off win on friday, and it was nice to see Bogaerts get one deep on Sunday. So far in ‘24 the Padres haven’t lost a series to the Dodgers, whether in LA, San Diego, or South Korea. It’s a bit cathartic, though I do wish there was less blue in the stands this weekend though. Really interested to see how they come out against the rocks, as SD was only able to split the 4-game series earlier in the season. This one lines up between the series’s vs LA and ATL, it could be a bit of a trap, hoping the Pads continue their series winning streak (which is now at 4) and just take care of business.	22-21
13		Rangers	-3	The baseball gods are unforgiving. Sacrfices have to be made and will continue to be made to the baseball gods. Oh dear baseball gods please forgive our hubris for thinking the baseball suffering was over. It was not but also, flags fly forever.	22-20
14		Red Sox	-1	The Sox have not been having a good May. Losing Casas has been brutal, and the expected bump in performance from Vaughn Grissom at 2nd hasn't happened (well, at least not yet). As a team we have a decent looking triple slash, but situationally they've been horrible. In high leverage PAs, the Sox are hitting .195/.264/.272 in 247 PAs. We have loads of talent, but there's always some issue whether it be defense or clutch hitting that holds us back from being truly competitive.	21-19
15		Tigers	0	The City Connects... phew phew phew. Looks like we got tire tracks laid on us after a truck ran us over. No thanks. I hate it... and that's not even mentioning the dumb hat. In terms of actual baseball, though, Tarik Skubal is still Skuballing. This week: 3 vs. MIA, 3 at ARI.	20-20
16		Rays	0	It was a .500 week for the Rays, and the good news is things are looking better, but only like maybe? Randy and Yandy seem to be coming back a bit; glancing at the lineup's batting avg in the game threads isn't painful anymore. Ben Rortvedt is over .300 in the catcher position which is unheard of for this team. The bad news is pitching is only bouncing back from abysmal to below average. A week against division opponents on the road will test if that improvement is here to stay or if it was just a new uniform bounce.	20-21
17		D-Backs	+3	The Diamondbacks have been winning more games of late but are still underperforming their Pythagorean record and are 3 games below .500 despite a +17 run differential. Reinforcements should be coming back from injury soon which should help.	19-22
18		Mets	-1	I prewrote a big and extremely negative blurb about the Mets getting swept by the Braves. That did not happen, Brandon Nimmo hit a walk off homer on Sunday Night Baseball immediately as I was about to close my computer. Never been so glad to be wrong. Bring on the Phillies and Marlins.	19-20
19		Nationals	0	Two large accomplishments for the Nats in the last week - 1) For the first time since 2021, the Nats climbed over .500 with an opening win over the Orioles in a 2-game series. 2) Patrick Corbin recorded a win this week vs the Red Sox (his first since 9/11/23 vs the Pirates). The Nationals quickly slid back under .500 losing the 2nd game vs the Orioles and then 2 of 3 against the Red Sox. James Wood is hitting everything in AAA (over 1.000 OPS) so there are lots of calls for HRCHU.	19-20
20		Blue Jays	+1	Very up and down week for the Cyrulean Winged Creatures of Ontario. A 1-1 split with Philly and a 1-2 tilt vs Minnesota extended a too-long stretch of not winning series. Turns out, the combination of bad offense and a bad bullpen is bad. But there have been some glimpses of hope, at least. Alek Manoah threw a gem on Sunday, giving up 0 ER and 1 BB over 7 IP with 6 Ks. Also, Vladdy is hot as shit right now; since the last week of March, he's been hitting over .400 with a nearly 1.000 OPS. Still, the Jays in general continue to underperform and hover just below .500. Mid-May is not the time to freak out and this team is in too deep to consider a full tear-down even in a lost year, but things will be getting worrisome if they can't pull out of this middling stretch that has defined the first quarter of the season.	18-22
21		Giants	+4	Believe it or not, the Giants had a winning week. They continue their flirtation with being a decent team. However, we would like the world to know about several issues	19-23
22		Athletics	0	Happy Mother's Day, say hi or I'll drop by. Rough week, our bullpen had some awful games esp w/ Kotsay's choices. Will possibly fall below the Astros this week as we play them along with the Royals, and unlike last year I don't think we're a better team than KC. Toro and Harris have been playing well with Soderstrom getting some reps in (A+ defense from them), but Gelof will likely return and change something there.	19-23
23		Reds	-5	What is the meaning of suffering? This question has stumped philosophers throughout the ages, but nobody has come up with an answer. On the opposite side of this, we have also been in search of evidence of the divine, and we’ve searched for it in things like the miracle of our world. But again, we haven’t found anything. What if we’re looking in the wrong place? What if suffering is the greatest proof of a divine presence? Suffering is an art. Perhaps the greatest art ever devised. Devised by who or what though? Some greater power looming over us all? Some great cosmic being who looks upon us the same way as we do ants? Some primordial consciousness created trillions of years ago in the Big Bang that’s been merely existing all this time and only gets enjoyment out of the suffering of others? How do we figure this out? Who do we ask? I have a suggestion, we can ask baseball fans. We are connoisseurs of suffering. Ask an A’s fan about the meaning of suffering and you’ll get your answer just by looking into their eyes. Ask a Rockies fan, or a White Sox fan, or even a long dead Expos fan. It’s weeks like this that make me ask why do people even like baseball. Why do I even like baseball? Well, I remember my grandfather, since I live in the midwest we always called him Papaw, and he was the biggest baseball nut I know. He got me into baseball at a young age, and I remember one day asking why he loved it so much. When I say he was a baseball nut, I mean he was a season ticket holder, bought all the merchandise, had books about baseball and biographies written by baseball players, he had all of it. He could tell you everything about the sport with ease. So I asked him why did he love baseball so much because at that time I found it boring, and you know I still to this day remember his response. He told me baseball is 3 hours of nothing happening, but when something did happen, it was the most beautiful sport god ever created. I loved that man. Anyway this is all a long way to say the Reds suck ass right now.	17-23
24		Astros	0	Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there, especially yours. I'll visit her later, don't worry. The Astros continue to take 1 step forward and 3 steps back. Kyle Tucker is the man and we should extend him immediately. Our pitching is still mostly trash and no one deserves an extension.	15-25
25		Pirates	-2	Paul Skenes made his highly-anticipated debut on Saturday, and it was one of two games the Pirates won last week. And they only won that game after first blowing a 6-1 lead thanks to 6 (SIX!) walks with the bases loaded. At one point. Kyle Nicolas threw 12 straight balls with the bases loaded. The bullpen was so depleted that Nicolas had to pitch the next day after Aroldis Chapman gave up 2 runs and 2 walks in the 10th inning, only for Nicolas to give up another run on a wild pitch. The Pirates then hit a 2-run homer in the bottom of the inning and lost 5-4. So yeah, that's how things are going in Pittsburgh right now.	18-23
26		Cardinals	0	Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time.	16-24
27		Angels	0	Hot and then cold and then hot again, Jo Adell hit three homers this past week. With a wRC+ on the season now standing at 134 and a wOBA of .363, the next step for him is now maintaining a level of consistency. With a bottom-ranking farm system, his future may not ultimately be in Anaheim. The looming rebuild is going to be a long and slow process and at the age of 25, it is hard to see much point in keeping him if someone else starts looking his way.	15-26
28		Rockies	+2	We have the longest winning streak in baseball. We just swept the defending champs. I'm pretty sure that means Rocktober is coming. In all seriousness, the Rockies finally gelled for the first time this season. The Rangers didn't play poorly, the Rockies just played well. The concern now is what kind of "Coors Hangover" we'll see.	12-28
29		White Sox	0	The White Sox had a shockingly good week while clinching the season series against the Rays and winning 3 of 4 from the Guardians over the weekend. They have been playing objectively better baseball lately (which means that their 72 wRC+ season stat was at 84 last week, and their pitching has been middle of the league since the start of May). It's not much, but it's something. Myself, I'm excited to attend my first ball game of the year tonight. Of course, I'll be going to the Schaumburg Boomers home opener.	12-29
30		Marlins	-2	So the fish still cant produce runs but at least we got burger back. Luzardo looks much better in his return to the bigs but oof braxton garrett. Somehow miami managed to squeeze out a win this week against two top teams but well see how they do against the tigers and mets this upcoming season.	11-31

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Liverpool hero Jason McAteer believes he knows who the next Manchester United manager will be after chatting with a first-team star.
Quizzed if departing Bayern Munich boss Thomas Tuchel's name came up, McAteer added that the player "smiled" - but that "wasn't the name".
The former midfielder then said "no" when asked if Jose Mourinho had been brought up.
When England manager Gareth Southgate was mentioned, McAteer said: "Yes that was the name."

So I saw a post of another show where they edited the casts birth years, names and generation (they changed the names by swapping the original name with a baby name ranked at the same popularity spot today) and wanted to do that with modern family
claire was orginally born in 1970, making her gen x, and 39 when the series started. if the show was released today she would have been born in 1985, been a millennial and been named Kassandra.
Phil, hinted at being 2 years older than claire, was born in 1968 as a gen xer. If the show aired today he would have been born in 1983 as a millennial named corey.
Haley was born in 1993 (a millennial) and 15 at the start of modern family would have been born in 2009 (gen z) (coincidentally when the show started) as alexa.
alexa was born in 1997 and 12 at the start of modern family. today she would have been born 2012 (she would remain gen z) with the new name of Mia.
Luke was born in 1998 and 11 at the start of modern family. Today he would be born in 2013 (now part of gen alpha) and his name would be blake
Lily was born in 2008 and was 1 at the start of modern family. Today she would be born in 2023 (unknown gen) and her name Aria.

I'm not good enough/committed enough to try alternative save ideas but I still like coming up with them as I know there will be some mad bastard out there willing to try it.
This is my hardest idea yet I think. I call it Chance FC.
You assign every member of your starting XI and subs a number (not squad number, this is separate, maybe on a spreadsheet or bit of paper whatever). Then EVERY time you do a team selection you use a random number generator and use that to determine who plays where. If you want to make it easier or harder than you can include the GK or not. Essentially one game a star CB could be playing CB, then at Striker, then on the bench etc.
It'd be a way to make the most versatile of teams for sure.
Subs would be made the same way unless its an injury, but then you'd use the random number generator to work out which member of your bench is coming on.
Hope this makes sense and if any of you are insane enough to try it let me know
Also, I got this idea from an Instagram video of a Sunday league team who before a match went around the changing room with the positions in a hat and whatever position you picked you were playing.

I've had ridiculously good pack luck this year for whatever reason so the only card I've missed out on for Live Events was the 84 Randy Orton that just expired Monday morning (today). That said, it doesn't look like I'll be able to get the Action Figure Hulk Hogan but honestly, I'm okay with that as I think the model looks pretty goofy.
But to get myself back on the topic at hand, my favorite cards so far have been:
* (84) Bronson Reed - Beast Series I was elated when I pulled this bad boy the other day. I had already pulled the other Ruby (Bron Breakker) in one of the first packs I got of the Beast series so I knew that I got the man that likes to put "BIG" in front of his ring name when I saw the card glow red. He is just a brick shit-house and is probably my favorite in terms of how his gameplay can mimic his real-life move-set and the way he pulls them off. Also, he just \feels* good. Like you hit a clothesline with him or a shoulder block and it's somehow more satisfying than hitting those moves with anyone else. Plus, you got the Tsunami which is just an amazing Finisher. Definitely my absolute favorite card I have. I am about 30-35 cards away from getting the 89 Gunther though.*
* (84) Finn Balor - Live Event Reward Finn Balor is easily my favorite superstar of this generation and maybe that's strange to some of you out there but man, I'll never forget his second NXT run. I loved the way he carried himself and it felt like every single one of his matches at that time were five-star masterpieces; the Kyle O'Reilly, Adam Cole, and Damian Priest matches were some of my favorites of all-time, for whatever it's worth. So yeah, I like using Finn in 2K24 and I'm so glad that they \finally* did his corner taunt (the double guns) the right way.*
* (84) Vader - Live Event Reward Everything I said about Bronson Reed basically applies to Vader. He just feels like a concrete ball with appendages. Hitting his Finisher is so satisfying in this game, too. It's kind of funny because I really wasn't all that excited to get this card initially... now he's my go-to pick whenever I get matches against the 80s and 90s superstars.
* (82) Drew McIntyre - Sole Providers Somehow I got really lucky and pulled all the cards needed to get the (82) Shawn Michaels from the Sole Providers collection and while I do enjoy using HBK in the game, I really like this McIntyre card. Great move-set, he hits like a truck, and I love doing the corner countdown for the Claymore.
* (69) Grayson Waller - Heat Series DO NOT sleep on this card! It's weirdly amazing and honestly, I didn't expect that at all. I don't even really bother with any other male Gold cards that I have (although I do like the WM40 DLC ones... I just wish they were EVO cards). This card just wrecks shop whenever you need a Gold for a Live Event.
* (83) Tiffany Stratton - Live Event Reward Just a really fun move-set and overall, a very cool card to use. I can't wait to get a high-90s Tiffy Time.
* (83) Indi Hartwell - Backlash Series Weirdly dominant because of her high base Agility & Stamina ratings plus a pretty strong move-set that has quite a few tough to hit reverses and an excellent Finisher. I was so bummed when I turned the card over after seeing the glowing red in the pack but honestly, I'm so glad that I have her because she makes Ladder matches so quick and simple in Proving Grounds.
* (82) Bianca Belair - Proving Grounds Reward I love her ground attacks as the CPU never seem to be able to reverse most of them. You can kinda take your pick which card you like more between her Proving Grounds card and the Showcase reward one.
* (80) Gigi Dolin - MyRise Reward I have to admit that I feel like a dork for using this card as it outs you for choosing the pretty boring path but I can beat the yeet outta most everyone's asses with her
* (69) Xia Li - Sole Providers Just like the (69) Grayson Waller, this card goes hard and is my workhorse for those Gold LEs.

Calling your team the Indians is a grevious affront to modern sensibilities, but "dians" sneakily remains at the end of Guardians. Imagine if the Diamondbacks had changed their name from the Wetbacks. You gotta scrub that shit clean, no half measures Waltuh.

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When Calicorp revealed the MyndsEye at a Tech Summit, people laughed it off. It seemed dumb. Reckless even, but they underestimated how much money could get put into something that told the richest people in the world that their every thought was important enough to put to paper.
Why waste time on a podcast when you can just hire a team to filter and publish every interesting thought you have during the day? Hell, if you have a Podcast now, you had a new Patreon perk. Suddenly every Silicon Valley Bro who’d made their money of Bitcoin and Protein Power had a MyndsEye feed spewing shit out into the internet at the literal speed of thought.
Or at least the speed of thought, with a three-minute delay for filtering and correction.
That was the thing about the MyndsEye. It only marketed to people who figured they were smart and interesting enough to publish their ‘unfiltered’ thoughts, but thoughts were unfiltered and messy bullshit. Humans didn’t think in perfect paragraphs and precise prose. It was messy. It was viceral. It was... unfortunately, honest in a lot of cases.
That was where we came in.
Learn the Stenograph and sign several thousand NDAs and you could make a comfortable living learning all of Elon’s secrets and filtering them out before they reached the public. Delete your social media accounts and you could see every nasty thought a Kardashian had in the middle of an interview.
It was weird work, but considering recent inflation? Certainly paid more than public courts.
Helen hovered over our team, staring at the massive screen on the wall. She was a witch of a woman, and I felt bad for anyone wicked when I called her that. She’d been the one with the idea of starting a filtering firm.
You could probably picture something about the personality of a woman who’d start a business like that.
“Alright people, we’re live in 30 seconds. Dropping to a two-minute delay to match the interview time, so I want those hands hot. Nothing gets through. Charlotte through Michael, you’re on filtering and correction. Gabby and Nate, you’re on injection. I want this man to radiate innocence.”
I frowned at that. This was a first for our firm. Our client, who I was under too many NDAs to even consider naming, was getting interviewed about recent allegations from former employees. It was our job to ensure that, no matter what they thought and what they knew, they didn’t incriminate themselves.
Honestly, they deserved to, for being arrogant enough to accept this interview while having a live feed of their thoughts to the internet, but I didn’t get paid to take a moral stance. I made my cash typing the right things into people’s heads, and I needed that cash with Lori, expecting again.
Charlotte shot me a sympathetic look. I raised my eyebrows and shrugged.
Three.
Two.
One.
The feed sparked to life, and we were already playing catch up. Apparently, the pre-interview conversation had gotten our client thinking about the accusations. Within seconds, I understood that they’d done it; they didn’t regret it, and that the accuser wasn’t the only person they’d done it to.
Stenographs didn’t click as much as they tapped... and there were no taps in the room as everyone on the correction team furiously read what was coming through the feed.
The quiet dragged on for seconds. It felt like minutes. Then hours. Then years.
Were we really going to erase all of this? Just let him lie up on the air and back up those lies with false innocent thoughts? I couldn’t do that. Could I raise twins in a world where I was complicit in...
I couldn’t afford to raise them unemployed because I’d stayed on my moral high horse.
The silence dragged on; we were burning our feed time. Almost too far behind. Now or never.
Now.
People followed once I started working. Joining me in filtering out the incriminating thoughts and letting the team to our right replace them with kind words and passionate pleas. Once I’d broken the ice, they were all fine joining the wrong side of history. They just didn’t want to lead us into it.
If I could afford a good life for my girls. I’d find a way to sleep at night. Even with everything I knew.

This is the second post-season in a row that he's been making waves with his play.
Just wondering what do you guys think of him as a player? Personally, I love his style of play. He is one nasty SOB to deal with but the guy can play as well. Never paid much attention to him when he was in Calgary but he's certainly making a name for himself since he's been with Florida. He doesn't even seem like a big guy but he really hits hard out there and can throw down if he has to (His fight against Trouba a few years ago is one example).
I know Ottawa already has a guy like him in Tkachuk but if they were to ever get a player like him that would be a tremendous addition to this team

I'm really interested to know. My generation was told our feelings didn't matter. Listen to George Carlin sometime. It's been said that offending others is necessary to think critically. In my opinion if we put too high a value on feelings our ability to think critically will diminish. We're at a point where the level headed are afraid to speak in fear of offending half baked idiots. Reply any way you like. I don't silence or kick people out of the conversation for their opinion. I will remove you if all you do is name call or insult without valid argument. ☮️

HOT job alert at GRAIL!
3rd Shift - Clinical Lab Associate V
4 Days A Week, 10pm-8:30am
Start July 2024
My name is Ro, I'm a Senior Recruiter at GRAIL, a leading biotech company in the cancer prevention space, and our lab is expanding in Raleigh, NC and is now a 24/7 operation.
Noticed the reddit nightshift thread so I'm hoping someone knows someone interested?
The Clinical Laboratory Technologist V is responsible for performing high complexity laboratory testing on patient specimens, performing quality control and quality assurance procedures and complying with all applicable local, state and federal laboratory requirements.
What are the benefits for you?
💡 SIGN-ON BONUS + differential for working nightshift
💡 Full company benefits
💡 Less competition against other job seekers applying
💡 More autonomy for nightshift workers
💡 Lighter traffic during the commute to work
💡 Less workplace meetings that could disrupt productivity
💡 More availability during daytime hours for errands and appointments
Shift Options: *3rd shift - 10pm-830am EST, Sunday-Wednesday*3rd shift - 10pm-830am EST, Wednesday-Saturday
What do you need?
✅ Bachelor's degree in Medical Technology, Laboratory Science or Molecular Biology
✅ 2+ years in a pre-analytical or analytical lab as a clinical lab technologist or medical technologist where you are performing tests on patients blood specimens
✅ NGS/next-generation sequencing or molecular lab testing strongly preferred
✅ CLS license NOT required in NC
✅ Ability to start work July 2024
What are next steps?✅ Apply here: https://lnkd.in/gSy-9Dxk✅ Then comment here 'I'm interested' or email me directly at [rmccormick@grailbio.com](mailto:rmccormick@grailbio.com). Here's my linkedIn as well: https://www.linkedin.com/in/rosannamccormick/

When I try deploy my AR app from a Macbook Air using Sonoma 14.4.1 to an iPhone 14 Pro, it fails at the VPN & Device Management stage. When I click 'Trust' it works but when I click 'Verify App' on my phone it fails. I've tried this while connected to wifi and while on mobile data, both when plugged into my Mac and when not but I get the same result each time.
The project itself is from Unity's AR for Mobile Pathway and is the initial trial project you download with just a spinning cube. I followed the configure instructions exactly.
I've attached the following

• a video of what happens on my phone

https://reddit.com/link/1cr9gmg/video/wj8dzvlg690d1/player

• a screenshot of the failure message on my laptop

https://preview.redd.it/vdk0rwbj690d1.png?width=1360&format=png&auto=webp&s=18ae6ef60a3a735e2acf1cb1d810d69a93908043

• copied text from the 'details' section of the failure message:

The request to open "com.StorySprings.ARProject" failed.
Domain: IDELaunchCoreDevice
Code: 0
Recovery Suggestion: Verify that the Developer App certificate for your account is trusted on your device. Open Settings on the device and navigate to General -> VPN & Device Management, then select your Developer App certificate to trust it.
User Info: {
DVTErrorCreationDateKey = "2024-05-13 20:04:50 +0000";
IDERunOperationFailingWorker = IDELaunchCoreDeviceWorker;
}

The request to open "com.StorySprings.ARProject" failed.
Domain: IDELaunchCoreDevice
Code: 0
Recovery Suggestion: Verify that the Developer App certificate for your account is trusted on your device. Open Settings on the device and navigate to General -> VPN & Device Management, then select your Developer App certificate to trust it.
User Info: {
IDERunOperationFailingWorker = IDELaunchCoreDeviceWorker;
}

The application failed to launch.
Domain: com.apple.dt.CoreDeviceError
Code: 10002
User Info: {
BundleIdentifier = "com.StorySprings.ARProject";
}

The request to open "com.StorySprings.ARProject" failed.
Domain: FBSOpenApplicationServiceErrorDomain
Code: 1
Failure Reason: The request was denied by service delegate (SBMainWorkspace) for reason: Security ("Unable to launch com.StorySprings.ARProject because it has an invalid code signature, inadequate entitlements or its profile has not been explicitly trusted by the user").
User Info: {
BSErrorCodeDescription = RequestDenied;
FBSOpenApplicationRequestID = 0x9a0a;
}

The operation couldn’t be completed. Unable to launch com.StorySprings.ARProject because it has an invalid code signature, inadequate entitlements or its profile has not been explicitly trusted by the user.
Domain: FBSOpenApplicationErrorDomain
Code: 3
Failure Reason: Unable to launch com.StorySprings.ARProject because it has an invalid code signature, inadequate entitlements or its profile has not been explicitly trusted by the user.
User Info: {
BSErrorCodeDescription = Security;
}

Event Metadata: com.apple.dt.IDERunOperationWorkerFinished : {
"device_isCoreDevice" = 1;
"device_model" = "iPhone15,2";
"device_osBuild" = "17.4.1 (21E236)";
"device_platform" = "com.apple.platform.iphoneos";
"dvt_coredevice_version" = "355.24";
"dvt_mobiledevice_version" = "1643.100.58";
"launchSession_schemeCommand" = Run;
"launchSession_state" = 1;
"launchSession_targetArch" = arm64;
"operation_duration_ms" = 1340;
"operation_errorCode" = 0;
"operation_errorDomain" = IDELaunchCoreDevice;
"operation_errorWorker" = IDELaunchCoreDeviceWorker;
"operation_name" = IDERunOperationWorkerGroup;
"param_debugger_attachToExtensions" = 0;
"param_debugger_attachToXPC" = 0;
"param_debugger_type" = 3;
"param_destination_isProxy" = 0;
"param_destination_platform" = "com.apple.platform.iphoneos";
"param_diag_MainThreadChecker_stopOnIssue" = 0;
"param_diag_MallocStackLogging_enableDuringAttach" = 0;
"param_diag_MallocStackLogging_enableForXPC" = 1;
"param_diag_allowLocationSimulation" = 1;
"param_diag_checker_tpc_enable" = 1;
"param_diag_gpu_frameCapture_enable" = 3;
"param_diag_gpu_shaderValidation_enable" = 0;
"param_diag_gpu_validation_enable" = 1;
"param_diag_memoryGraphOnResourceException" = 0;
"param_diag_queueDebugging_enable" = 0;
"param_diag_runtimeProfile_generate" = 0;
"param_diag_sanitizer_asan_enable" = 0;
"param_diag_sanitizer_tsan_enable" = 0;
"param_diag_sanitizer_tsan_stopOnIssue" = 0;
"param_diag_sanitizer_ubsan_stopOnIssue" = 0;
"param_diag_showNonLocalizedStrings" = 0;
"param_diag_viewDebugging_enabled" = 1;
"param_diag_viewDebugging_insertDylibOnLaunch" = 1;
"param_install_style" = 0;
"param_launcher_UID" = 2;
"param_launcher_allowDeviceSensorReplayData" = 0;
"param_launcher_kind" = 0;
"param_launcher_style" = 99;
"param_launcher_substyle" = 8192;
"param_runnable_appExtensionHostRunMode" = 0;
"param_runnable_productType" = "com.apple.product-type.application";
"param_structuredConsoleMode" = 1;
"param_testing_launchedForTesting" = 0;
"param_testing_suppressSimulatorApp" = 0;
"param_testing_usingCLI" = 0;
"sdk_canonicalName" = "iphoneos17.4";
"sdk_osVersion" = "17.4";
"sdk_variant" = iphoneos;
}

System Information
macOS Version 14.4.1 (Build 23E224)
Xcode 15.3 (22618) (Build 15E204a)
Timestamp: 2024-05-13T21:04:50+01:00

It's looking like I won't be doing a SWE internship this summer. While I am a little bit bummed by that, I will be taking an extra semester due to switching into CS into my junior year, so it's not the end of the world. I was wondering if anyone had any advice on what I can do to stand out in my resume the upcoming year? I genuinely feel a little intimated by what my peers have accomplished, along with their technical/software based experience as well. Besides a semester class project, the only other major things I have to my name is a study abroad experience, and an app development project for my organization. I really want to make it an effort to get a really good internship for next summer, and so I was hoping if anyone had any recommendations on what I can do to make myself standout more. I will be doing a summer program that will involve me creating an app with a team of other college students, but that's about it. Is it possible at all to get into any big named companies, or am I too late for that due to my lack of actual experience? Any advice and tips are appreciated!