LETS GET IT PEOPLE! HAPPY THURSDAY YALL! LEGGGOO🤑👏🙌🍻
If any additional pics are needed or if you have any questions let me know via CHAT ONLY!!. Not currently accepting trades.
[Proof] https://imgur.com/gallery/0D3WHpY
SIlver:
1982 Amark vintage silver round - $33
1983 Amark vintage silver round - $33
https://imgur.com/gallery/LGTAk8e
2 1oz silver bar -$30 for freedom! national sold! https://imgur.com/gallery/e8EpfRk
3x 1oz Gold Way assayers Vintage silver bars - $36 each (1 sold) https://imgur.com/gallery/i0ybc1f
1885 O morgan $1 ms63 ngc - $68 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/WlBftLB
2013 American silver eagles (20) -$680 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/LX2OSMf
Tube of 20-1 oz Generic silver buffalo's $580 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/waowNfm SOLD!!!
Tube of 20 -1oz silver rounds mixed variety- $580 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/lwc1FhJ
2x 10 oz scottsdale mint stackers -$305 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/eshj1yv SOLD!!
5 oz scottsdale mint kitkat - $160 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/AnzmebV
1964 BU 90% Kennedy $10fv roll - $230 https://imgur.com/gallery/lQmOpo1
2001-D buffalo commemorative Silver dollar pcgs ms70- $180 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/pRKAJ3d
1/2 oz Silver golf ⛳️ tee (pretty damn cool) .999 fine - $25 shipped (she gone) sold! https://imgur.com/gallery/6elPk0Y
2016-Mo PR70 DCAM MEXICO - "Mexican Elements" Silver Medal Aztec Sign (big boobs) NGC slab 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 -$280 https://imgur.com/gallery/vcrM0fK
Shipping: $5 USPS ground/$9 priority. Insurance at buyers expense. Payment - Cashapp or Venmo (no notes

I know that this might not be the sub for it but I don't think there's a better one for this issue so pardon me.
So past month or so I got horny and found a hidden brothel nearby my dorm and it's relatively cheap so I went for it, and in the end I couldn't get hard at all and just played it off as "not having the emotional connection for it" to not make the girl feel bad.
Fast forward because of this i kinda cut down on masturbation heavily and I think I'm starting to gain my sensitivity back? After reviewing some of the pics from google, my penis actually looks closer to the circumcised people, with properties like wrinkles and somewhat dried out appearance after I peeled my foreskin back for it to dry (as a test). Then when both soft and erect I can see some miniature pits (possibly from the wrinkles itself).
I usually masturbate by peeling back the skin and going at it with a "O" shaped gesture by my index and thumb and stimulating the crown and frenulum area without lotion. because of the "impact" of the fingertip i have a weird thickened/callous spot to the right side of my penis where the foreskin and the glan meets and it feels kinda uncomfortable.
So, is my meat actually keratinized? I have cut down masturbation to only once per week now and I'm planning to go full on nofap and no touch for at least a month. I have also been applying Rosken lotion on it. I have noticed "some" improvement especially on the callous thing since it doesn't feel as uncomfortable now, but idk if it's actually going worse lol.
So should I keep going with the nofap thing? I'm planning to get the Differin gel after seeing some studies and posts saying it works pretty well. I also have some acne so might as well lol
I have heard that a healthy uncut penis is supposed to be totally smooth regardless of being soft and hard. Would be nice if i can get an actual side by side comparison though. Currently my colorization is actually closer to my shaft's colour but slightly pinkish.

Saw the post yesterday about how the brothel madame has a “scar” (it’s not a scar, is a protruding vein) on her left hand and it matches Michelle Bonnard’a hand and therefore, Aemond has to be with her. I want to counter that theory with a few comments/a theory of my own. I know the majority of people here (within this sub) just despise the idea of canon Helaemond and therefore will shoot down any theories surrounding them, but hear me out.
-For one, Phia has the exact same protruding veins in her hands as well. They’re in the same exact spot, right under the knuckle. Frankly, I think most women have them lol. It’s not a unique feature, and the only reason you can see it in the trailer shot is bc the woman is flexing her hand just a bit to hold Aemond’s arm. I’ll post Phia pics down in the comments to prove it.
-My theory is that the scene itself happens really early in the season; either 2x01 or early 2x02, before B&C happens. We see Aemond looking emotional/sad in the shot itself, so perhaps the context of the scene is that he is still dealing/processing Luke’s death and what happened in Storm’s End. He’s never going to admit to his family (or to anyone) that Luke & Arrax’s deaths were accidents. Doing so would mean he was an irresponsible, impulsive fool who can’t control his dragon, and he absolutely doesn’t want to be perceived that way. It would also just make him look weak in general, which again, he doesn’t want. So he has all these inner emotions of guilt and remorse and he has no outlet to turn to in order to help him process everything, except Helaena. Phia said herself that Helaena can see the future and the past, so perhaps she saw what really happened at Storm’s End & how everything was an accident, so she wants to comfort her brother & be there for him. She would be the only one who would truly understand. And if it is her and he’s laying on her naked, then it’s pretty clear that they’ve been together.
-I don’t think the scene takes place after B&C. With Ewan saying Aemond goes “black” this season, and with Tom also saying that Aemond “flies off the rails”, I think he’s going to be too enraged and too heartbroken* and too focused on revenge after Jae dies to do anything else but seek out vengeance. In the shot itself, Aemond doesn’t look absolutely destroyed. Sure, he looks sad, but again, Luke’s death & his guilt over Storm’s End could explain that.
-If you actually focus on the shot itself, you’d see that whoever Aemond is with is wearing a blue dress that seems to be pretty form fitting at the shoulders/bodice. The sleeves also seem very loose as well, and looks similar to the loose sleeved dresses both Alicent & Helaena wore in S1. Judging by what we can see, it definitely seems like a dress that’s fits regally/is worn by royalty, and doesn’t really appear like something a brothel girl/madame would wear. It seems modest and tight fitting; something that you wouldn’t find in a brothel itself.
-This isn’t really part of the theory itself, but my own personal opinion. Regardless of how “in his feelings” Aemond was, I don’t think he’d ever allow himself to be that vulnerable (naked, eyepatch off) with just anyone, much less than woman that abused him. That is definitely something that fits more with Aegon than with Aemond. His missing eye is a huge insecurity for him. I don’t think he takes it off freely in front of just anyone and leaves it off.
-Ewan is seemingly obsessed with Helaena based on some of the promo we’ve gotten; saying she’s good with books and money, saying she’s his emergency contact, and telling a fan at the Mexico City con that he’d kill for her.
Yes, I realize that this post with probably be brigaded with antis and book purists and helaegon stans. I’d still love to have a civil discussion about it if possible though. Let me know what you think.

Timestamp: https://imgur.com/a/hxnhbt8
PLEASE DONT USE YOUR PANTS SIZE! DO NOT USE OTHER COMPANIES BELT SIZING!
Back again with the remainder of my belts. I only have 5 stainless buckles left so these are the last for sale until more come in. The black still uses tan webbing, but only a tiny part of that is showing. There's an example of what it would look like in the pics.
V2 has Velcro going almost end to end and a tapered tail, while V1 has 1 inch of bare webbing near the loop and a squares off tail. Comparisons can be seen in pics. Black belts still uses the tan webbing, but now the Velcro loop goes almost end to end so only small parts show up.
Up for grabs is 5x 1.5" Coyote/Black Tegris EDC/inner belts. $40 each shipped to your door. Buying multiple will knock $4 off since shipping is included. PayPal F&F or Venmo only. I am now nearly out of materials, so if you fuck up your sizing, I might not be able to make a replacement for a long time. SO DONT MESS UP YOUR SIZING!
Do you hate how flimsy EDC belts are? Have you ever bought a belt marketed as "super rigid!" only to find it super floppy? Do you hate the $3 inner belt that shipped with your $200 battle belt? Are those cheap plastic loop buckles a pain while in the restroom? Well, boy do I have the thing for you!
This belt is made with a 6 layer Tegris reinforcement that goes the entire width of the belt, and anchored to heavy duty belt webbing. This means that your guns don't sag when carrying or during draws. An outside layer of loop Velcro means that you can throw your battle belt on in no time at all. The stonewashed G-Hook is made from 304 stainless and makes taking a whizz and adjustment super easy.
These are sewn by me in Texas with materials that are all sourced from US manufacturers AND Berry compliant. Everything from the buckle down to the thread is American made. And all just for $40 a pop!
I honestly believe this is the most rigid EDC belt out there. Like, no joke guys, this belt is stupid stiff. Like Mexican blue pill stiff.
HOW TO KNOW YOUR SIZING!
DO NOT USE YOUR PANTS SIZE! Pants sizes have too many variables, so use the actual measurement of your waist in inches. When measuring, include your holsters for your pistol and mags. If you're in between sizes but on the higher end, move up a size. For example, someone who is a 35" or 36" would get the 34"-38" belt.
If you don't have a measuring tape, wear your normal belt outside the loops and make a note of where the belt meets. Then measure it with your ruler to know your approximate size.
I am now nearly out of materials, so if you fuck up your sizing, I might not be able to make a replacement for a long time. SO DONT MESS UP YOUR SIZING!
Sizes (in inches) are:
COYOTE
32"-36" SPF
34"-38"
BLACK
28"-32"
30"-34"
36"-40"
The buckle and loop might be a bit stiff so here's a handy guide on the best way to put them on. It'll break in after getting the buckle on a few times.
https://imgur.com/a/zpJ11pj
If you want a custom size or any other special request, feel free to PM me.

Album first: https://imgur.com/a/G981yFD
Pics from the manufacturer: Pics
Why Mexican boots? Because I live in Mexico, and they are more affordable and easy to find than other options. Besides, I get to support local business, and that is a big plus for me. Obviously, English is not my first language, so bear with me.
Disclaimer: This review has been completely sponsored by my compulsive shopping. I have not received any free boots or discounts, but if someone wants to give a free pair of boots, my feet are ready.

Brand: FOP Boots

FOP Boots is a small brand from León, Guanajuato, México. They have 3 models in different colors: service, chukka and chelsea boots. They do have stock, but I'm sure they can accommodate some modifications in case you need them.
These were my second pair of boots and still one of my favorites.
Website: https://fopboots.mx/
Social media: https://www.instagram.com/fopboots/

The boot:

• Upper leather: pull up in chocolate
• Leather lining
• Leather midsole
• Leather insole with a poron layer
• Leather laces (but I change them to some waxed flat cotton ones)
• Studded rubber sole
• Construction: Goodyear welt
• Gusseted tongue (I love that)

It is a heavy, solid, good quality boot. Regular price is ~$160 USD, but I got them at a sale for ~$120 USD. They have a 25% discount right now. They do ship outside of Mexico, but international shipping is not included in the price.

Could be better:

The sole edges (were the stitching is) are a little bit too wide and the pull loop catches my jeans constantly. I'm considering removing it. Nothing more to add to be honest, I love these boots. I'm sure someone will mention the creasing, I don't think that's an issue, just a consequence of regular constant use. They creased differently, it is much more noticeable in the left one (the one in the picture), no idea why.

Sizing:

My boots are labeled 27.5 Mx size and 8.5 US size, which is honestly wrong since the proper conversion would be 9.5 US size. It may be a labeling issue with my particular boots, but you could always ask them about sizing. Order your brannock size. Last width is a D, they do not offer E or EE (not really common in Mexico) but you could ask if they can make one for you.

Would I buy from FOP Boots again:

Sure, but they offer a limited selection, so probably not soon. If someone stole my boots, I would 100% order the same ones again. If I had to buy another service boot, I would ask them to make one without the pull loop and with slimmer sole edges.

Hello fellow members! I have some beautiful .999 silver batch of galaxy bars and stars. Also trying some new styles and polishing to mirror finish. They have a beautiful blue hue to the reflection. The large stars have some very nice ping sounds to it too which I included a video of in the proof pic. Everything has been sigma verified and can happily include pics of it as well if needed. Can do trades for other silver or preferably gold too. Thanks for looking!
Guaranteed pure silver or your money back!
Proof pic https://imgur.com/gallery/YyIWwk2
Took some video of the goods too.https://imgur.com/gallery/A8SRVYB
Pictures don't do the Galaxy pours justice. Look at this video of it in the sun!🔥🔥 https://imgur.com/gallery/lWQ07rl

 --- .999 Silver Galaxy bars, stars --- 

1 - 2.3oz Sm Galaxy Star = $75
2 - 2.6oz Sm Galaxy Star = $85
3 - 2.4 oz Sm Galaxy Star = $83
4 - 2.8oz Sm Galaxy Star = $98
6 - 2.7oz Sm Galaxy Star = $94
7 - 4.5oz Galaxy Star = $157
8 - 4.6oz Galaxy Star = $160
9 - 4 oz Galaxy Star = $140
10 - 4.9oz Mirror Star = $171
11 - 33Gram Galaxy Bar = $36
14 - 100 Gram Galaxy Bar = $110
15 - 2oz Galaxy Bar = $70
16 - 100 Gram Mirror Bar = $120

 --- Silver Coins --- 

17- 1957 - 1963 Mexican Un Peso = $3 each
18 - 2oz Tudor Beast (2023 Yale of Beaufort) = $70
19 - 2oz Tudor Beast (2022 Lion of England) = $70 https://imgur.com/a/M0g4omf

 --- GOLD --- 

20 - 1910 2.5 Indian Gold Coin = $385 https://imgur.com/a/fKT0Trn

 --- Below Spot! --- 

40% Kennedys = $75 per $10fv! Below Spot!!

 --- Clad --- 

https://imgur.com/a/ERvWhg3
Eisenhower dollars @ $3 each
Proof Clad Kennedy's @ $3 each
Can take payments through GOLD 😁 , Venmo, Cashapp, PP, Zelle and silver.
Shipping will be $5.50 for under 9oz and $10 for over. I provide proof of drop off receipt as well. Thanks for looking!

So the last few years have been rough.
*note* if you're a "cheaters will always be cheaters type" tldr is don't bother reading or commenting
BACKSTORY 2019-2023 child nearly annual broken bones, lots of stress and specialist visits.
2018-2024 my wife got her associates as a medical assistant and is almost done with her bachelor's and final quarter internship while working full time and that has been hard for me. The lack of time for me and my son has really made an impact.
2019 I was injured at work and 2020 had my first surgery to try and preserve an ankle joint. That surgery ended up failing and while recovering I ended up mangling 2 fingertips in a wood jointer. 2020 I had to make the transition to a sahd on workers comp and have been since then. My lifestyle of hiking and fishing was upended because I could barely be on my feet 3 hours a day and uneven ground killed me not to mention the whole covid thing was pretty isolating.
All of 2021 was supporting her being a surrogate for a couple in City X (their egg/sperm). So, lots of trips checks and giving her injections. It was kind of proving myself to her because I was terrified when our son was born in 2017 and didn't help as much as I should have. Especially the first 3 months. Really, I didn't find out until later. We had conversations and fights at the time and id step up to do more and she would agree and tell me it was all okay. Then another fight saying I wasn't doing enough/anything and asking more and me being upset and confused. I guess at the time she was afraid to ask more, or tell me what she wanted, or her feelings, and the postpartum depression and initial feelings of abandonment didn't help.
Anyways the surrogacy went okay. I was there and supportive. Rubbing her feet and back. taking on extra load when she was tired etc. And hey I didn't pass out at delivery this time XD The end was a bit hard with 2 inductions needed and a massive 9.5lb baby and a stuck shoulder.
Then a few weeks after birth in November 2021 the nightmare began.
Out of nowhere she started hemorrhaging. She had to have an emergency D&C to stop the bleeding and scans showed a mass. Turned out the surrogate baby's placenta had some cells turn cancerous and attach to her uterus (Choriocarcinoma). 3 months later and the first 3 agent chemo failed, and her numbers were skyrocketing because it turned treatment resistant. They had to hit it with 5 types of chemo (EMACO) leaving future fertility a coin toss but more than a hysterectomy. By May 2022 the tumor marker was gone, but it was 6 months of intense monitoring and 6 months of monthly monitoring. The whole time she was in an intense spiraling depression questioning life. The meaning of all it, and how all her childhood trauma was fair. That no god would let a child live that. And questioning every decision in her life and wondering what things could have been like if she went a different direction. Feeling like she missed out on opportunities early in life. If this might be all there is (we have been together since she was 17). She said she felt like reality wasn't real and this was make believe at times.
Summer 2022 she made a new mom friend. She was pretty toxic and selfish. She used my wife for personal benefit and to go places. Yelled at her kids and treated the oldest from a prior marriage as less than (girl doesn't know her dad and when she mentioned she was part Mexican she freaked out and denied it because of how conservative and anti Mexican her new dad and his family is). Like never offered a dime, but expected food, gas, tickets, and gifts. She drove my wife nuts with that behavior. but she was desperate for a friend and loved her kids. Her friend would just talk shit about her partner pretty constantly and say my wife should be unhappy in her relationship too. Shit talking husbands behind their backs became like a mutual thing and I def hated it
Sometime 2023 she jumped into fantasy romance and fantasy smut /erotica. This progressed to an AI chat smut generator.
May 2023 monitoring was over and she was officially cancer free and had been on a health/mental health quest..
The mental health part started early in the year and she was seeing a therapist for depression and anxiety alone as well as her long list of childhood trauma. Off hand her therapist told her a few times she didn't know maybe just divorce me or something. I was super uncomfortable with this as it was completely outside her practicing scope and I didn't feel she should be providing relationship guidance, especially without me or the rest of the story. I felt a bit attacked and didn't even get the chance to give my perspective or account and felt that is pretty important after being here for a decade. A lot of negative points get omitted by her.
Summer 2023 she had some tough diagnosis for other chronic issues. Narcolepsy Dissociative Identity disorder Depression And a sleep disorder
I initially rejected this as I didn't want to accept these chronic and incurable conditions and insisted it has to be something else, that she's okay. It was taken as rejection of her.
Fall 2023 she reached out to a childhood ex bf a few states away and started an emotional affair. They kept in infrequent contact over the years and nothing ever came of it before. He has been unable to move past her or have meaningful relationships in 13 years. At first he pushed her away and rejected it, but after a month by Nov it was a thing. Texting saying I shouldn't worried because they dated before, but he ended up coming out as gay, calls in private, staying later after work. I gave it the benefit of the doubt but got burned. I found out in December the second time she wanted a private call in the car, and I checked her phone.
We started marriage counseling in Jan and I started my own therapy search as well as a condition of hers. She agreed to no longer contact the boy showed me the sent message ending it and blocked him. By Feb I found him listed in her phone as Saraa and found deleted texts and calls. In therapy she wanted to keep him as a friend and only friend and I tried this. She asked if a PO box would be okay for a birthday present, and I said no. That it crossed a line. It was also super close to Valentine's day. Next therapy I couldn't handle the anxiety and feeling physically ill when she used her phone, and we went through Jan again break off block etc.
In Feb the therapist recommended a separate space for conflict as we work on things. That too much conflict triggered her dissociative identity disorder. It was either a hotel as needed or a rv/camper. My wife was set on a camper and the only way to get a newer one was to add my credit/income to hers for a loan and I was uncomfortable on a $20k purchase. She assured me the intent of the camper was working on us and not separating/divorcing. She brought up me not having chores completely done all the time and I poured myself into it if that was making her unhappy over the years.
During this time in March I found out she got the secret PO box and had yet again resumed texting entirely deleting her logs. She had valentines gifts. birthday gifts, long distance electronic bracelets, and had an easter basket coming. Everything was put together into a box to be gotten rid of. That effort I had for chores and making everything spotless kind of died. Like there was that recognition that that obviously wasn't the problem. We lived completely separately for a few weeks until she could make a choice. We split our son and had almost zero interaction. Eventually she chose and I saw a notebook she used once in December. Basically she has started outlining a story envisioning herself as the lead character in once of her romantic fantasies and cast me and the other man as competing love interests
April and early may there was nothing. We did therapy and tackled our issues slowly. Together. Our future plans: college vs baby and the ticking clock of fertility and ifs after chemo. Etc
Last week she was going out for lilac picking and didn't text me for 2 hours and said she was at the beach. Later she showed me something in her email and I saw discord emails about a pw change and login. One bad gut feeling later and the next morning I see she deleted the discord emails and check our phone plan and her phone and see missing texts. I put in a phone record request for recent texts and text/call logs. She woke up and I said it did it and she said I was disgusting. Then admitted I was right.
She says after breaking it off she was worried he would hurt himself and just wanted to be sure he was okay and admitted to 3 texts and the discord call which i verified. Said that he was in therapy for his issues. She said she didn't want to bring it up to me because I would make it a fight and she thought she could just get away with a few texts to make sure. That she felt responsible for how much he had been hurt too.
So I did what I do with extreme anxiety and checked her work bag. I found an old journal they shared Jan to mid-march. Kind of confirmed again what was going on. Also revealed she lied to me about the trailer, or him? She couldn't get it without me and told him it was to work on separating from me easier. Yeah I kept pics in case this goes downhill because yeah, I'll gun for EVERYTHING. I'm sure that being tricked into signing a $20k contract under false pretenses for her personal benefit, secret po boxes, lying to our therapist repeatedly, secret texts, expecting gifts from the other man, career over spending time with family and a serious personality disorder on top of narcolepsy making a job hard to keep down wont do her favors at divorce/custody hearings.
So its all fresh for me again. I already have extreme anxiety and the autism doesn't help with reading/understanding people the best, although my gut intuition and pattern recognition are catching stuff fine.
WHERE I THINK I AM
Looking back, I can see that the personality disorder and narcolepsy are apparent. Dream delusion and memory issues from the narcolepsy make separating dream from reality hard as well as just recalling what happened. So whether not the "not feeling like reality is real" was a dream delusion or a full-blown dissociative episode... I can also see that messaging him was a "new" personality state. Maybe it's a manifestation of the trauma of nearly dying from cancer, maybe it's a fragment of her young identity that was created to survive her traumatic childhood resurfacing after nearly dying. But her interests and perspective massively shifted at that time and there was a clear separation between her with me and her with him. It was like this regression back to 15. Like she was molding an identity to fit his desires and interests. She took up tarot and witchy books, different music, painting, rockhounding (my interest), dried bouquets, dyed her hair and got multiple piercings. Even getting caught there was that click in her whole demeanor.
I can see how her friend may have jaded her towards me by all the shit she talked about HER husband. I can see that throwing herself into fantasy smut to cope flooded her with portrayals of unrealistic romance. That she progressed that by using an AI smut bot to hold those conversations with. Then she directly tried to process her own reality through the lens of those novels in that journal.
This "relationship" was "I love you, we can be together in 10 years". He wasn't going to leave his cushy job. Or his state. He didn't want to be a stepdad. He didn't want to support her career or have any involvement in it. She couldn't leave my state. Never saw illicit photos. No discussion of sex. It was like exactly what you think some lovestruck preteens would come up with. Like just a fantasy. No talk of bills or finances. Of moving. Of any substantial tangible entanglement.
Somehow that's easier to handle
I love her and don't want to leave her. But i desperately think she needs serious help and have told her I want her to do therapy 2x a month (on top of marriage therapy 2x).
I also think if a secret or deleted text happens again, I've got to take off the kid gloves and fight for it all. Cause well showing up at the dude's door would end in prison.
I'm sure this happening right as I fully got over last time and took a trust leap of faith on a "gay" friend that burned me will make it harder. I get the last few years have been garbage luck and I get almost dying can have profound affects though. She had been utterly loyal for 5 years (believe me I checked as we agreed to ie open book). Tying to see this with an open mind.
I get my exact expectations are muddy and part of this is just putting it into words to process for me, but I value if someone has any good input

Another One!
Hello again! I have some beautiful .999 silver batch of galaxy bars and stars. Also trying some new styles and polishing to mirror finish. They have a beautiful blue hue to the reflection. The large stars have some very nice ping sounds to it too which I included a video of in the proof pic. As always everything has been sigma verified and can happily include pics of it as well if needed. Can do trades for other silver or preferably gold too. Thanks for looking!
Guaranteed pure silver or your money back!
Proof pic https://imgur.com/gallery/S3PFQH8
Took some video of the goods too.https://imgur.com/gallery/A8SRVYB
Pictures don't do the Galaxy pours justice. Look at this video of it in the sun!🔥🔥 https://imgur.com/gallery/lWQ07rl
----.999 Silver Galaxy bars n stars ----
Prices are shipped!!
1 - 2.3oz Sm Galaxy Star = $76
2 - 2.6oz Sm Galaxy Star = $86
3 - 2.4 oz Sm Galaxy Star = $84
4 - 2.8oz Sm Galaxy Star = $98
6 - 2.7oz Sm Galaxy Star = $95
7 - 4.5oz Galaxy Star = $158
8 - 4.6oz Galaxy Star = $160
9 - 4 oz Galaxy Star = $140
10 - 4.9oz Mirror Star = $160
11 - 33Gram Galaxy Bar = $36
14 - 100 Gram Galaxy Bar = $105
15 - 2oz Galaxy Bar = $70
16 - 100 Gram Mirror Bar = $120

 --- Silver Coins --- 

17- 1957 - 1963 Mexican Un Peso = $3 each
https://imgur.com/a/M0g4omf
18 - 2oz Tudor Beast (2023 Yale of Beaufort) = $70
19 - 2oz Tudor Beast (2022 Lion of England) = $70
Barber Halves = $12 each total of 5.50fv.
--- GOLD ---
20 - 1910 2.5 Gold Indian Coin = $390 https://imgur.com/a/fKT0Trn
40% Kennedys = $75 per $10fv! Below Spot!!
Can take payments through GOLD 😁 , Venmo, Cashapp, PP, Zelle and silver.
Shipping will be $5.50 for under 9oz and $10 for over. I provide proof of drop off receipt as well. Thanks for looking!

Timestamp: https://imgur.com/a/gfbzcTb
PLEASE DONT USE YOUR PANTS SIZE! DO NOT USE OTHER COMPANIES BELT SIZING!
Back again with the remainder of my belts. I only have 6 stainless buckles left so these are the last for sale until more come in. The black still uses tan webbing, but only a tiny part of that is showing. There's an example of what it would look like in the pics.
V2 has Velcro going almost end to end and a tapered tail, while V1 has 1 inch of bare webbing near the loop and a squares off tail. Comparisons can be seen in pics. Black belts still uses the tan webbing, but now the Velcro loop goes almost end to end so only small parts show up.
Up for grabs is 6x 1.5" Coyote/Black Tegris EDC/inner belts. $40 each shipped to your door. Buying multiple will knock $4 off since shipping is included. PayPal F&F or Venmo only. I am now nearly out of materials, so if you fuck up your sizing, I might not be able to make a replacement for a long time. SO DONT MESS UP YOUR SIZING!
Do you hate how flimsy EDC belts are? Have you ever bought a belt marketed as "super rigid!" only to find it super floppy? Do you hate the $3 inner belt that shipped with your $200 battle belt? Are those cheap plastic loop buckles a pain while in the restroom? Well, boy do I have the thing for you!
This belt is made with a 6 layer Tegris reinforcement that goes the entire width of the belt, and anchored to heavy duty belt webbing. This means that your guns don't sag when carrying or during draws. An outside layer of loop Velcro means that you can throw your battle belt on in no time at all. The stonewashed G-Hook is made from 304 stainless and makes taking a whizz and adjustment super easy.
These are sewn by me in Texas with materials that are all sourced from US manufacturers AND Berry compliant. Everything from the buckle down to the thread is American made. And all just for $40 a pop!
I honestly believe this is the most rigid EDC belt out there. Like, no joke guys, this belt is stupid stiff. Like Mexican blue pill stiff.
HOW TO KNOW YOUR SIZING!
DO NOT USE YOUR PANTS SIZE! Pants sizes have too many variables, so use the actual measurement of your waist in inches. When measuring, include your holsters for your pistol and mags. If you're in between sizes but on the higher end, move up a size. For example, someone who is a 35" or 36" would get the 34"-38" belt.
If you don't have a measuring tape, wear your normal belt outside the loops and make a note of where the belt meets. Then measure it with your ruler to know your approximate size.
I am now nearly out of materials, so if you fuck up your sizing, I might not be able to make a replacement for a long time. SO DONT MESS UP YOUR SIZING!
Sizes (in inches) are:
COYOTE
32"-36"
34"-38"
BLACK
28"-32"
30"-34"
32"-36"
36"-40"
The buckle and loop might be a bit stiff so here's a handy guide on the best way to put them on. It'll break in after getting the buckle on a few times.
https://imgur.com/a/zpJ11pj
If you want a custom size or any other special request, feel free to PM me.

Hope yall Tuesday going well! Gon and Buy some metals🫡👏💰😆🙌
If any additional pics are needed or if you have any questions let me know via Chat. Not currently accepting trades.
Silver spot at time of posting - $28.60
[Proof] https://imgur.com/gallery/oB8VXd8
SIlver:
3x 1oz Engelhard silver bars -$105 shipped SOLD! https://imgur.com/gallery/6fipyVx
1 oz Beskar bar (star wars) -$34 Sold!! https://imgur.com/gallery/skv62at
1 oz bars in caps - national -$32 sold!! and freedom $28.75 https://imgur.com/gallery/9xrFzKS
1885 O morgan $1 ms63 ngc - $70 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/WlBftLB
2013 American silver eagles bu (20) - Sold!!! https://imgur.com/gallery/RWTZMGq
Tube of generic silver buffalo's rounds -$585 shipped priority 🔥🙌 https://imgur.com/gallery/YxOyzRs
Tube of 20 generic silver rounds (various mints) -$585 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/9jF1yTY
(2x)10 oz scottsdale mint stackers -$300 each shipped (consecutive serial number) https://imgur.com/gallery/5HwB4Fr
2001- D Buffalo commemorative Silver dollar PCGS MS70 -$185 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/pRKAJ3d
2016-Mo PR70 DCAM MEXICO - "Mexican Elements" Silver Medal Aztec Sign (big boobs) NGC slab 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 -$290 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/vcrM0fK
Shipping: $5 USPS ground/$9 priority. Insurance at buyers expense. Payment - Cashapp or Venmo (no notes

Hello PM Fam!
I have some goodies to share.
Note: All shipments go out Thursday 🚢
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In every proof pic is my little scorpion by u/GlassPanther - he always has our backs! ✊

THE LOOT

MonkeyMelt! 1oz First Majestic El Castillo Pyramid Rounds @ Melt (Kitco Spot) 3 Available
There is a troupe of monkeys running loose. Please comment "Monkey + any item(s)" to capture. (Shipping not included)
🙈 Catcher 1: u/objective-ad-4746
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Note: Pics/Vids are in the album links above each table

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Gold Album (CLICK HERE)

Price	Product	Population
$105	1g Gold Noah's Arks in Assay 2023 Mule	1

Silver Generics Album (CLICK HERE)

Price	Product	Population
$320	10oz Engelhard C Series Tall E Globe	2
$325	10oz Engelhard C Series Tall Eagle	2
$315	10oz Silverback Precious Metals vacuum cast rounds featuring Wall Street Silver art designs	3
$32	1oz Coca Cola TEP	0
$15	1/2oz 1991 Liberty Lobby Andrew Jackson Round	1
$90	1.5oz Doc Bullion Medical Kit	2
$31	1oz Aztec Rounds	10 5

Silver Sovereigns Album (CLICK HERE)

Price	Product	Population
$180	5oz 2011-P Burnished ATB Chickasaw (w/Box & COA)	1
$160	5oz 2021 Armenia Noah's Ark	1
$32	1oz 2017 Congo Silverback Gorilla (video)	16 8
$40	1oz 1997 ASE NGC MS69	1
$40	1oz 1987 Gem BU ASE Littleton Horizontal Package	1
$37	1oz Gem BU ASE Littleton Horizontal Package (1993, 1994, 1998)	3
$38	1oz 2005 ASE Art Toned (Video)	1
$32	1oz Ugly Betty Painted ASE	0
$40	1oz BU 1982 Libertad in direct fit airtight caps (1st year of issue)	0
$32	1oz 2024 King Chucks Britannia	4
$35	1oz 2023 Niue Sword of Truth (video)	1
$35	1oz 2022 Niue Cavalry Ram (video)	1
$35	1oz 2020 Lion of Judah (video)	1
$31	1oz 2011 Australia Koala (milk)	1
$35	1oz 2014 Australia Saltwater Crocodile (video)	1
$33	1oz 2015 Australia Funnel Web Spider (video)	1
$35	1oz 2020 Hahave Flying Fish	1
$33	1oz 2021 Barbados Trident (video)	1
$36	1oz 2018 Barbados Trident (video)	1
$36	1oz 2019 Cayman Islands Swordfish (video)	1
$36	1oz 2019 Anguilla Lobster	1
$34	1oz 2018 Anguilla Lobster	1
$33	1oz 2021 Victory Angel	1
$33	1oz 2021 Gibraltar Lady Justice	1
$34	1oz 2013 Mexican Libertad (not BU)	1
$36	1oz 2014 Mexican Libertad	1
$36	1oz 2016 Reverse Proof Maple Mark V Tank Privy	1
$36	1oz 2016 Reverser Proof Maple Bear Privy	1
$36	1oz 2016 Reverser Proof Maple Monkey Privy	1
$36	1oz 2015 Reverser Proof Maple Ram Privy	1
$36	1oz 2014 Reverser Proof Maple Horse Privy	1
$35	1oz 2000 Maple Fireworks Privy	1
$31	1oz 2013 Maple 25th Anniversary (not BU)	1
$32	1oz 2022 Cook Islands HMS (video)	1
$35	1oz 2020 Valiant St. George & The Dragon (video)	1
$34	1oz 2023 Malta Maltese Cross by Pressburg Mint (video)	2
$130	2021 Republic of Chad Silver Bear 1oz + Bull 1oz Antiqued High Relief Coin (w/Box) 2oz total	1
$145	2oz 2021 Fiji Marvel Black Panther Mask (complete OGP)	1
$16	1999 1 Pound Scottish Lion Silver Proof (.925 9.5g)	1

Silver Numismatics Album (Click Here)

Price	Product	Population
$35	1902-O Morgan VF	1
$33	1921-P Morgan AU	1
$47	1887-P Morgan AU	1
$34	1883-P Morgan XF	1
$34	1896-P Morgan XF	1
$39	1924-P Peace BU	1
$49	1928-S Peace AU	1
$11	1982 250th George Washington Anniversary Commem Half Proof	1
$28	BU Halves in Holder 63 Benji / 64 Kennedy Last & First Issue (Video)	1
$22	1956 Mexican 10 Pesos AU	0
$27	1956 Mexican 10 Pesos Art Toned (Video)	1
$18	1956 Mexican 5 Pesos Art Toned (Video)	0
$22	1968 Mexican 25 Pesos Art Toned (Video)	4
$4.50	1959 - 1966 Un Peso Art Toned (Video)	2
$100	$5FV Rosie Dimes in Tubes @ 20X (below melt)	2

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Album first: https://imgur.com/a/wj9xMdd (I've got no idea why you need to verify your age, I swear it's just boots)
Pics from the manufacturer: Pics
Why Mexican boots? Because I live in Mexico, and they are more affordable and easy to find than other options. Besides, I get to support local business, and that is a big plus for me. Obviously, English is not my first language, so bear with me.
Disclaimer: This review has been completely sponsored by my compulsive shopping. I have not received any free boots or discounts, but if someone wants to give a free pair of boots, my feet are ready.

Brand: Varonte

Varonte is a Mexican brand of shoes/boots with a made to order model. As far as I know, they don't ship outside of Mexico, but you can always ask. One of the advantage of these small brands is that they are really flexible.
These were my first boots and in general my first pair of goodyear welted shoes. I paid around $100 USD for these boots. Most of the shoes/boots they sell go for $100-$130 which is really cheap for a goodyear welted shoe.
Website: https://www.varonte.com/collections/catalogo
Social media: https://www.instagram.com/varonte_shoes/

The good:

These boots are made almost entirely of leather. Leather uppers, leather lining, leather sole with a half rubber sole. There seems to be a foam layer underneath the insole. They were comfortable right out of the box, no break in required. I liked the folded leather edges. The QC seems wonderful for the price point. Overall seems like really good value for the money.

The could-be-better:

The upper's leather seems really thin. I didn't find any information about the leather, but chrome-tanned for sure. There's no gusseted tongue, so It slips to the side. I'm sure that's not an issue with the boot per se, but I wish it had a gusseted tongue to avoid that. They had a hand painted patina that I wasn't a fan of, but I used a burgundy shoe cream and is much less noticeable now. The laces they came with seemed really cheap, I changed them for some waxed flat cotton laces from Amazon.

Would I buy from Varonte again:

Sure, great value for the price and several different models to choose from. If I had to buy from them today, I would contact them to ask for a custom shoe with thicker leather, no hand-painted patina, contrasting-color stitching and gusseted tongue.

The important questions:

Are they better than Thursday? No idea, I don't own a pair of Thursday boots but I will update the post once Thursday sponsors me.
What about sizing?>! These were my first boots, so I kind of screwed up and orderer my sneaker size. They are slightly big for me (maybe half size) but that's my fault. It's a D last for sure.!<
Would you say these boots are perfect for getting black-out drunk while drinking red wine? Yes, I think they would hide a red wine stain perfectly. Just wear them with some burgundy pants, bugundy socks and a burgundy shirt and you're good to go.

Another One!
Good day everyone! I have some beautiful .999 silver pours again. Another batch of galaxy bars and stars. Also trying some new styles and polishing to mirror finish. They have a beautiful blue hue to the reflection. The large stars have some very nice ping sounds to it too which I included a video of in the proof pic. As always everything has been sigma verified and can happily include pics of it as well if needed. Can do trades for other silver or preferably gold too. Thanks again to all who have previously bought from my last pours and thanks for looking! Guaranteed pure silver or your money back!
Proof pic https://imgur.com/gallery/eVK6k20
Took some video of the goods too.https://imgur.com/gallery/A8SRVYB
Pictures don't do the Galaxy pours justice. Look at this video of it in the sun!🔥🔥 https://imgur.com/gallery/lWQ07rl
---- .999 Silver pours and Galaxy bars, stars ----
1 - 2.3oz Sm Galaxy Star = $75
2 - 2.6oz Sm Galaxy Star = $85
3 - 2.4 oz Sm Galaxy Star = $83
4 - 2.8oz Sm Galaxy Star = $98
5 - 3.1oz Sm Galaxy Star = $ SOLD
6 - 2.7oz Sm Galaxy Star = $94
7 - 4.5oz Galaxy Star = $157
8 - 4.6oz Galaxy Star = $160
9 - 4 oz Galaxy Star = $140
10 - 4.9oz Mirror Star = $171
11 - 33Gram Galaxy Bar = $36
12 - 55Gram Galaxy Bar = $ SOLD
13 - 49 Gram Galaxy Bar = $ SOLD
14 - 100 Gram Galaxy Bar = $110
15 - 2oz Galaxy Bar = $70
16 - 100 Gram Mirror Bar = $120

 --- Silver Coins --- 

17- 1957 - 1963 Mexican Un Peso = $3 each
18 - 2oz Tudor Beast (2023 Yale of Beaufort) = $70
19 - 2oz Tudor Beast (2022 Lion of England) = $70
--- GOLD ---
20 - 1910 2.5 Indian Gold Coin = $380
40% Kennedys = $75 per $10fv! Below Spot!!
Can take payments through GOLD 😁 , Venmo, Cashapp, PP, Zelle and silver.
Shipping will be $5.50 for under 9oz and $10 for over. I provide proof of drop off receipt as well. Thanks for looking!

Happy Sunday yall! Happy Mother's day to all the moms out there! Show them all the love today 🍻 🙏
If any additional pics are needed or if you have any questions let me know via Chat. Not currently accepting trades.
[Proof] https://imgur.com/gallery/vEsgeVV
SIlver:
3x 1oz Engelhard silver bars -$110shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/qTR3C7h
1885 O morgan $1 ms63 ngc - $70 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/EqY4MuX
2013 American silver eagles (20) comes with tube! -$660 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/GL34WQO
(6 pack special) various date american silver eagles -$185 shipped Sold!!!! https://imgur.com/gallery/2mTqM83
2x 10 oz scottsdale mint stackers -$305 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/eshj1yv
2016-Mo PR70 DCAM MEXICO - "Mexican Elements" Silver Medal Aztec Sign (big boobs) NGC slab 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 -$300 https://imgur.com/gallery/LC44k0p
Shipping: $5 USPS ground/$9 priority. Insurance at buyers expense. Payment - Cashapp or Venmo (no notes

Hi, Mexican 38 M 6'3 Athletic/Muscular build with Tattoos. Good sense of humor, real and want to verify with pics so we can see what each other look like. My friends always tell me "oh you like that chocolate" ay can't help it. From skin tones to beautiful curls I love it all. So elegant, beautiful, and sexy all around.

DISCLAIMER: This is long, but it’s worth the read, and 100% true and ongoing.
I really appreciate medical staff, particularly nurses - their hard work, diligence, empathy, and willingness to fill gaps where they exist.
As someone in education, I often feel as though there’s a sense of community between us in being over worked and underpaid.
This leads me to my dilemma.
I bought a condo during COVID. My roommate had moved out to move in with his girlfriend, my family friend became a realtor, and talking about the possibility of being a homeowner led to searching and searching led to buying - relatively quickly. Six months later, my partner and I decided to move in together to her place.
After letting the condo sit vacant for a few months, I tried Airbnb. This was a no-go with the HOA, so I read the terms, and discovered renting to others was allowed, but had to be 30+ day rental only. With a contract.
So I did that. I researched avenues and listed on Furnished Finder. I’ve been booked, with zero vacancies, since then (Fall 2022). And have had ZERO issues - mainly because I like to work exclusively with travelling nurses. I know they’re clean and thoughtful, rarely even there, and I also feel safe knowing that a professional is staying there.
This has been moderately lucrative. I only charge what is costs me to keep the condo plus ~$200 (mortgage is $1100, HOA is $375 - there’s a pool and I’m in a beautiful and safe part of Charlotte within walking distance of uptown - wifi is $60, electric is about $60 - it is 1b1ba, free parking, washer and dryer in unit, and all TV subscriptions you can think of) so renter pays $1850 monthly. Rent is due on the 1st but is only “late” (incurring an $80 fee) after the 5th.
I have been putting the extra ~$200 into a HYSA for my son who is also in nursing school (he earned his CNA while still in high school!) and again, as someone in education, I acknowledge how lucky I am to not only save, but to have any property at all.
I ensure that I am the type of person who practices what they preach as often as possible - I have waived late fees, not charged when something is ruined, etc. I once installed a handicap railing in the bathroom for a woman who suffered a concussion while on shift because she was worried about falling in the shower. I intend to always be kind in hopes that maybe cynicism could pause, even just for a second.
My most recent tenant, let’s call her Amy, is from a neighboring state, early 50s, travelling RN, and a grandparent. Of course, I accepted her request for stay, and she moved in on time.
Month 1: She is late on rent for the first month - oddly, this has never been an issue for me before. I tell her not to worry about the $80 late fee and let me know when she can pay. She does, a few days later, and pays me in full (says her paycheck got screwed up with her agency + the hospital). Okay, no big deal, shit happens.
Month 2: She asks for a Mexican restaurant recommendation, I ask her how everything is, and she lets me know that everything is fine but that she feels embarrassed this month because she can only do $1000 now, and needs another week for the $850 (says there are currently "bumps in the road"). This is the second time, and I waived the fee again, but now I’m starting to wonder if this is going to be a pattern.
Month 3: Amy is supposed to move out 5/12 and pay pro-rated rent this month. She texts me and asks if she can move out 5/7, and if I'll prorate the rent - I say of course, happy nurses week, and she talks about how much she loves the place, thanks for being understanding, and I let her know there won’t be a late fee (I felt weird about this, but didn’t want to tack on more when I was honestly unsure I would get any of it at all).
5/5 - I text her a rent reminder, snd she asks for an extension until Thursday for the prorated rent of $418 and says "I know there's an $80 fee and I'm sorry" and I said "let's forget about the fee - how about you throw the sheets and towels in the washer and clean up - nothing too serious - and I'll waive it" she responds "that sounds great, thanks for being so kind" <-- those exact words
5/7 - I let her know to drive safe, no response
5/9 - I send her a reminder that this is when she and I agreed she'd pay the $418, no response
5/10 - I text her again, I call her (probably 10 times) because at this point she's never not responded and she SEEMS like a sweet grandma, close to retirement, who is exhausted and might be having some financial issues. So I go on her Facebook and see if she's literally alive - I message the person she's in a pic with saying who I am, confirming I know Amy (this is my partner’s Facebook because I don't have one), snd that I'm worried about Amy because it's unlike her to not respond and I hope she's okay. I also let her know that I might call wellness check because I’ve never not heard back, and she’s older. This lady lets me know that she’ll message Amy and let me know what she says. Within (literally) a minute, she lets me know she got in touch with her and she’s at home (so, no longer in Charlotte).
So I spend yesterday trying to get in touch with her. I never do. And at this point, I don't know if she's left, but I do know she's okay and I’m starting to realize she left, is now avoiding me, and I likely won’t receive the $418 that she owes. Okay.
So, last night around 10:00PM (again, in education, so I work two jobs), I go to the condo with my partner just to check on things - she's gone - but it is WRECKED y'all.
Chinese food in the bed (how does that happen?) the kitchen caked in grease (every surface - every single one - including the sink), hair (LOTS of hair) all over the tub and in the bathroom, dishes with food on the counter, a weird stain on the couch, anyway, you can imagine.
So I go in the bathroom so start cleaning that first. While I have a crew that deep cleans, I’m a veryyyy clean person and there’s no way I was leaving that night with the condo in the shape it was.
I go to open up the cabinets where spare towels are because at this point I’m going to wash everything, even if it was never used.
I find ... the biggest pad I've ever seen in my life (my partner said they're the kind you get when you give birth and come home) STUCK TO THE CABINET WITH BLOOD ON IT.
A pad. The side of my forearm. Used. Stuck to the top of the cabinet.
HUH?
So I messaged Amy again (still haven’t heard anything) and told her she should be ashamed of herself. I was nothing but understanding and compassionate to her, and she not only stiffed me, but left my place a wreck. I didn’t mention the pad in this moment, but it’s definitely what set me off.
Then, a miracle. She responds.
She lets me know that if I contact her or her friends again (remember the woman I asked if she had heard from Amy because I was worried about her?), that she will sue me for harassment and she doesn’t owe any “alleged debt” <— she uses this phrase
I remind her of the contract and that I have all of our correspondences and text messages. I also let her know that I installed cameras on the exterior of the condo.
She responds “And?”
That’s all from both of us.
So now - this morning - I’m unsure what to do. I know I will not have any money saved this month from her stay, but I also don’t want her to be able to take advantage of anyone like she has me.
I’m going to contact Furnished Finder, but I think other than putting up a red flag on their end, there’s not much I can do.
Any guidance that you all have?
Am I just really lucky it’s taken this long to have a terrible tenant (yes, I screened her credit and background using Furnished Finder)?
Do I just suck it up and deal with the $418 loss?

I was chatting some 4 months with a Mexican astrophysicist, like you do. We had good chemistry, but he decided Sofia, Bulgaria and Leicester, UK, was too long distance. I liked the guy, but at the same time I felt like I was dodging a bullet - he was depressed, and had a slight cruel streak, things like deliberately leaving me on read whenever I expressed feelings or opinions he apparently didn't approve of. While I was moping around at work, licking the puncture wounds on my pride, my QA and best friend (I work customer support) told me to shut it and just go out on Tinder.
Now, without context, this is gonna sound like bragging, but I am a Scandi in Bulgaria, and here on the Balkans, my blue eyes seem to be the bee's knees. So I match with everyone and their fucking aunts on OLD. I'm nothing spectacular - I look OK for my age and am cute rather than pretty, but definitely more a 6 than a 7. But yes, a lot of completely random matches, and most of them low effort. It has stressed me out before, to the point I don't even try to go on dates. I know this is a luxury problem, but it has still been a problem - guys here just want me to be their novelty Scandi toy, basically.
But I don't want to live the rest of my life alone, so what the f. I downloaded the app, uploaded some recent, not too good pics to dissuade the creeps. Started swiping. Matching left and right, chatting to people. An ayurvedic vegan baker, a Turkish fellow customer support guy ten years younger, some hot single dads, a cute Italian guy. Nothing that really hit it off, but plenty to work on.
And 8 hours in, at the end of the slow workday, I match with a really hot guy. Tinder shows him way outside my radius, but he is so hot, and I am already regretting this whole endeavor, so right swipe, wtf, I don't care.
And after 20+ messages of "hi" (if I didn't manage to write first, I always try to compliment something in the first message - I'm not a fan of having the guy write first, this is a dual enterprise after all), this guy writes the funniest, dumb, deadbeat message, alluding to my profile ("I used to be young and promising" among other things I wrote there) and I just laugh out loud. Which I tell him. Since then, we just let all pretenses fall. We just started to be ourselves. He tried to joke ask me to marry him on like the fifth message, but accidentally wrote "norry me", so I told him that norry him I will.
We soon realize we share so much: picking mushrooms up the mountains is life, money comes and goes, generall no fucks given attitude to life - we can even compare the bombings we survived. I was a medical aid volunteer in Ukraine, he lived in Belgrade when NATO bombed them (he still found the bombings legitimate, his fellow countrymen were smack in the middle of genocide). We both lost most in war, and came to the same conclusion: now is all we have.
We managed to chat 3 days before I just hopped on a bus, crossed the border to Serbia, and met up with him. I overslept, was so broke I couldn't afford to buy a bottle of water, didn't even have time to shave or shower, had to spend my last cash on a taxi to the bus station, I forgot my toothbrush (he remembered to bring one for me, but promptly forgot his own), and I wasn't even nervous. I just knew. For the first time in a very long time (I come from ten years of a loveless, abusive marriage), I felt that I hadn't lost my potential to love. Later, he told me this was exactly his feeling too.
We almost made out at the bus stop - I just saw him and felt "there he is, my man" and we spent the weekend having the best sex of my life (it wasn't advanced or anything, it just felt 100% right and there was such a trust between us, we could laugh even when things went wrong, as they are bound to), drinking beer in the park, cooking and feeding each other all the homemade stuff we had brought, and climbing up a mountain hunting morels. When I was about to leave, he filled my empty pack of cigarettes with his homerolled ones. A perfect first date. Yeah, you can see why I have had trouble finding someone previously ...
Since then, we have been virtually inseparable. Video chats every night, every weekend I hop on the bus, he has applied for a new passport so he can come over, and we are planning on moving to Spain or Portugal, where I can easily pick up work. The norrying part is going to happen too, even though none of us actually believe in marriage, but we need to fix him some EU recidency. (My idea, not his, he is definitely not a reverse passport bro.)
Currently on the bus there with a kilo of Ukrainian pyroshki, russian spicy carrot salad and some Georgian chacha (think grappa) I managed to shake down from a friend, and a lot of other goodies. He scored some elusive mountain cheese and weed from friends of friends yesterday. I will bring my Ukrainian fermented cucumbers.
Does it all sound like we're crazy? Yes, we certainly are. Will it work out? I have no idea. But so many people I see in this sub are risk averse to the point of not seeing the person beyond the potential red flags. Life is short though, and at our age, it is even shorter. I don't see how I could lose on this - I can sure imagine us go separate ways, amicably, some 10 years from now due to whatever, life I guess, but does it matter? If I can have one, or ten, or maybe even the rest of my life with this batshit crazy, hot, funny guy, I won't regret it.
I just wanted to share an inspirational (or deterrent, depening on your vantage point) story that goes against all the good advice on this forum, because I want you all to remember there is no right or wrong way to do this. If it hits, go with it - it might all go to dust, but still.
I will end this with a quote from my favorite poet, Anne Sexton. Don't forget this, please, in your quest for love:
"Love? Be it man. Be it woman. It must be a wave you want to glide in on, give your body to it, give your laugh to it, give, when the gravelly sand takes you, your tears to the land. To love another is something like prayer and can't be planned, you just fall into its arms because your belief undoes your disbelief."

PROLOGUE - PART I
Sergei: Phone rings - Takes a bite of his club sandwich and checks the screen, and rolls his eyes.
Andrei: Looks at him with a grin "It's her isn't it?"
Sergei: Finishes chewing and takes a sip of Mountain Dew, then answering the call "I thought you were in Boston today.
Natalia: "What, to get a Samuel Adams and a fucking potato? Get real! This is serious. I'm on a layover in Baltimore until 2, and then it's over to JFK. Did you get those pics I sent you, baby?"
Sergei: Furrows his brows to Andrei who saw the pics
Andrei: Smiles
Sergei: "Yeah, I got them alright. And I've got to say, that was fucking nice. How much were those? That shit was fucking golden!"
Natalia: "Well, you know, baby. It doesn't come cheap but Haji was able to pull some strings with Customs and talked to his uncle at the consulate. One thing led to another, and he got your dad exactly what he wanted for Christmas. Even got you and Dre an extra box for the party.
Sergei: Grinning now "It was fucking perfect. You're a doll for that one, sweetie. Dre loves them to, Right Dre?"
Andrei: "They're God damned tits compared to that cheap Honduran crap." Lighting a Cuban cigar with a wooden match
Natalia: "Well, enjoy. Look, I've got to get moving. I gotta pick up something to eat before I catch my next flight."
Ralphie: Walks into the kitchen with his Xbox headset on "Fuck you! Yeah? So's your mom! What? I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on, you fairy!"
Sergei: "Damn it, Ralphie! Manners." Whispers "Your stepmom is on the phone."
Ralphie: "Shit." Yells "Hi, Nat!"
Natalia: On speakerphone "Hiiiii Ralphie! Did you get the thing I sent you?"
Ralphie: "Yes, Nat. It's fucking rad!"
Sergei: "Ralphie! Language!"
Andrei: Takes a puff and chuckles "He's going to be a rockstar in no time. That's an original Fender Stratocaster!"
Sergei: "Yeah, my Jimi Hendrix over here…." Picks up a magazine and fans the smoke away as he walks into the living room for a more private conversation and tosses the January copy of Fortune 500 onto the couch "Natalia, look. I know we haven't got a chance to see each other, but I miss you, so God-Damned-Much…" slides open the patio door and steps out onto the balcony "It got me to thinking, you know. It's been what two weeks since we," Pauses and smiles, beaming "went to that crab restaurant and you were wearing that dress, and we went back to your place and-"
Natalia: "Yes, Serj, I remember…" She said with a giggle "and that cute waitress with the rack was hitting on you in front of me the whole time. She's lucky she was so hot, or I wouldn't have tipped her so well…"
Sergei: "Well, you know. If you were that into her we could have had her over to your place too, for a little minage et toi"
Natalia: "Slow your roll there, cowboy! I don't like pussy that much. Speaking of which, that bitch Shiniqua at the office did her nails again."
Sergei: *Frowns* "Doesn't she spend like $300 on her God damned nails every fucking week?"
Natalia: "Well she can afford it." Sighs "Bitch is fine as fuck and she knows it too. That's why she's so stuck up."
Sergei: "Doesn't she have that hot sister, what's her name?"
Natalia: "Oh! Right. The one you fucked before we got together. How in the Hell do you not remember her name?"
Sergei: "Oh, come on Nat, it was just a one night stand, and I was drunk, and she was persuasive…"
Natalia: "Serj, and hoe with titties is persuasive enough to get you in the God damned sack. Seriously, stop thinking with your fucking dick for once."
Sergei: "Look, I'm sorry babe. It's about business. Her uncle works the State Department, right?"
Natalia: sighs annoyed "Yeah, he's like a secretary or liason to the adjuctant or something like that. Why?"
Sergei: "I need you to see if her sister, what's her name with the nails?"
Natalia: "Shiniqua…"
Sergei: "See if Shiniqua can get me the goods on his boss. I hear the guy is really connected with mineral extraction firms, and I need to find out about that oil rig off of the coast of Juneau, Alaska."
Natalia: "Seriously, what the Hell is so important about some nosebleed rig off the coast of Juneau for crying out loud?" Loudspeaker blares in the distance "Look honey, I've got to catch my next flight. Can we do this later?"
Sergei: "Okay, but the next trime you speak to her, I need you to ask her if she can schedule a meet and greet with her uncle at the next banquet at the yacht club. I'll buy him and his wife a damned table. Seriously, though. We need to get him on board before the Governor's ball."
Natalia: "OKay, okay. I'll do it. You'll be lucky if that stuck up assed hoe goes for it though. She'll want something in return, and it'll be about more than just her expensive ass nails."
Sergei: "Okay, whatever she needs, we'll pull the strings to get it done. I love you babe. Have fun in New York…"
Natalia: "Yeah. And don't go getting shithoused at the bar with Andrei and end up plowing some floozie while I'm gone either. I'll cut your fuckin' balls off, you know…"
Sergei: Sighs while pinching his nose "I know. Love you."
Natalia: "Love you too sweetie. I'll call you when I get to my hotel room."
Sergei: "Okay baby. I can't wait for you to come home next week…"
Natalia: "More like your dong can't wait for this ass next week!"
Sergei: Laughs
Natalia: "Yeah. That's what I thought. Byeeeee!" Hangs up
Sergei: Leans against the railing on the balcony and takes a deep breath of the cold and crisp night air, before heading back in.
Andrei: "Good talk?" Putting out the cigar by cutting the end off with a cigar cutter and putting the cherry into an ashtray
Sergei: "She said she'll talk to her coworker about getting Brett to sit down for a meet and greet."
Andrei: "It's important, Sergei. His boss works for the Foundation. You won't find a record of his involvement anywhere in State Department files."
Sergei: "Seriously?"
Andrei: Chuckles "They don't friggin exist! Remember?"
Sergei: "Right…"
Andrei: "If we can get a sit down with him, he can get us connected to what's under Juneau. Once we've got access to that, we can step up the next phase of our operations."
Sergei: "And What the Hell is so important about fucking Juneau of all places anyways? I thought it was just a stupid oil rig."
Andrei: "That's not all it is Sergei… It's what's under the sea floor. The "Thingy" they uncovered when they were drilling."
Sergei: knits his brow "What in the Hell is the "Thingy"?"
Andrei: Tucks the stogie into a glass cigar case "That depends." whispers "Do you believe in aliens?"
Sergei: "I think you've had too much to drink, Uncle."
Andrei: "I kid you not."
Sergei: "Get out of here. No way!"
Andrei: "It's just rumor for now, but if it's a match for what the Old Gaurd found in Enurmino back in '25…"
Sergei: "You mean…"
Andrei: "Da."
Sergei: "So the legends are true then?"
Andrei: "No fucking joke."
Sergei: "Like," looks around then lowers his voice to a whisper "like Lizard people?"
Andrei: Looking around, puts his finger to his lips and nods
Sergei: mouths the words "Holy shit!"
Andrei: "Yeah that's what I'm saying. God Damned dinosaurs! Very rare. One of a kind."
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Chapter I - Todd is a brave man... Baltimore, Maryland - February, 2nd 2008
Lance Corporal Todd and Professor Chaos milled about in front of the kielbasa stand munching down some dogs with kraut, and washing it back with lemonade.
LCpl Todd: "Maaaan. A Milkor only holds 6 grenades at a time, that's like over 300+ cultists armed with HK MP5s, M4s, AK-47s, .50 Cal damn nests in the lobby, and fucking Scar heavys for the buildings security forces, not counting RPG-7s with thermobaric to take out vehicles and personnel and shit, and God damned stingers on the rooftops to take out fucking choppers in my immediate fucking AO. How in the fuck am I supposed cum dumpster that many shitheads by myself when the shit goes down? This isn't even a standard M32A1 for fucks sake! What South African shithole did they get this piece of junk from? Literally, Bill's Discount Firearms Emporium? Do I clusterfuck their shit into a quadruple cross and let them know they're ripping each other off now? Could cause a Mexican standoff and resultant shootout. That would be convenient, or do they fuck and fill my holes with bukkake and sacrifice me first? This is fucking clown shoes man. Fucking clown shoes... Fucking cults, man."
That plaza was relatively clear of cult operative activity which was focused on the front lobby of the building across the street and a block away.
Lieutentant Dan "Gator" watched the cams feed from the van.
Lt. Gator: "Look shitbreath, you gotta keep your balls on the prize. The SCIP is the prize. Nuts to butt and keep that fucker in front of you and use him like a God damned meat shield. If he gets popped we're fucked, so don't let that shit happen or Skippy Peanut Butter Company hits us with a O5 containment clusterfuck of crunchy dildos, and the last thing we need is Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto's cyborg service from fucking Styx singing "Come Sail Away" and Shanghai our asses on the Highway to the the God Damned Danger Zone. You know what they do to cornholes there for the fuckups? "
LCpl Todd, muttering under his breath, swiveled back toward the dogs cart, as a suspicious group of college aged/military aged males strolled by, being very chalant and looking around. Professor Chaos took point and fiddle fucked his blackberry absentmindedly while looking out of his perhipherals.
Lt. Gator: "Are you listening Top Gun? Fucking Use peanut boy Downtown Charlie Brown as a God damned salami sandwich and keep those fucking cookie monsters the fuck away from the Winnebago. Also, do NOT let anything happen to him and keep him in proximity. Got it? Also, where the fuck is Gunny? He should've been back with the Dominos to throw pepperoni at this motherfucker 5 minutes ago..."
LCpl Todd: "Just gotta ask, Maverick...err. Gator. Why in the living fuck do we keep using Sesame Street lingo?"
Lt. Gator: "Because the sick motherfuckers plow kids and post it to the deep web on a God damned website called motherfucking Sesame Street. Weren't you at the brief?"
LCpl Todd: "I Was, but I had to take a shit for like 5 minutes, so I guess I missed that part..."
Lt. Gator: "God damn it, Lance. Eat some motherfucking peanut butter crackers from the vending machine next time. It'll make you fucking constipated so you don't have to blow ass during God damned brief."
Gunny Wilson: "Boy, the fuck is wrong with yo' ass? Keep that Cookie Monster Lord summoning muthafucka the fuck away from my camper! The last thing I need is for Charlie Brown's cock holster to barf up a God damned queef spell with some Wizard shit on it during my mothafucking engagement, and end up pissing off Skippy and Jif management enough to pop us with God damned orbital bombardment. Ask that piece of cultist pedophile bait if this is where he saw himself being at the age of twenty six."
Professor Chaos: "Just another day, living the fucking dream, Sir. Seriously though, This is fucked up."
Gunny Wilson: "I swear, if Otis Spunkmeyer goes kamikaze with the Sesame Street Brigade, the God Damned Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch murder hobo legion lurking in the shadows of every storefront will start to go apeshit-. Mothafucka, are you listening, Gator? Tell Terminal Lance to get his ass in gear and keep those motherfuckers away from my ride! Put salami sandwich at the front on his exfil and this shit better go fucking swimmingly. If that motherfucker cum guzzles some motherfucking lead monster sperm on my watch, Corpsman will not be able to patch his bitch ass up in time, and it will be Hell on Earth when the shit stain bukkake brigade gets their way. Here's your motherfucking pizza, you fairy asswipe. Don't touch my Dr. Pepper..." He said taking a fat slice and gobbling down most of it in one breath.
Corpsman Bill: "Damn, Gunny. That was sexy! Here's your fucking bones for the pie, that's two Dubs and some coins, aaaand what in the flying fuck is Yui Hirasawa doing crossing my God Damned Street again? That's the third time in the past twenty minutes. Seriously, what the fuck is that shit? That better be a motherfucking Gibson Les Paul Sunburst in that God Damned Guitar case on her back and not a fucking cache of P-90s. Scoping that fucking loli, and she's got Azunyan-Chan with the God damned violin case, wait, correction, that's a fucking cello case, and they're lugging that shit to what I can only assume isn't Mugi's grandma's house. Looks like they've been pulling music and concert cases out of that minivan in front of the plaza, and parked it directly across the street from Shitbag Central. "
Corpsman Bill: "I swear to fucking Jesus, if Mugi shows up next with a motherfucking canvas wrapped tube slung over her shoulder, I'm going to assume it's a stinger launcher and not a fucking digeridoo. They didn't use a digeridoo in motherfucking Fua Fua Time, and if that's not a trio on their way to motherfucking Juliaird, and they're going all renegade Natalie Portman in Leon the Professional, I'm going to have a bad fucking time."
*Pulls the Multispec scope up to 10x*
"Checking that shit out, and it looks like Hokago Tea Time over there is up to no good. What the fuck Gator? Look at the backscatter X-ray on this shit. They're kitted out and ready to do the fucking dirty. What lolicon motherfucker called Pizza Hut to hire the three 20-30 somethings for a Lolita hit squad on our dry run?! This is bullshit. Are those bitches Triple Canopy or what? Hoes better not be motherfucking Speznas either. What in the fuck, Mugi's mean muggin the Bago. She's looking right at me. Did we get made? God Damn it. Who the fuck are they? Are they Langley?
*'Mugi' discretely flips him off where only he can see it*
Corpsman Bill: "Motherfucker... That fucking does it!"
Gunny Wilson: "Oh yeah. They're here to party, Bill."
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Chapter II - Light Music Club Isn't fucking Around Baltimore, Maryland - February, 2nd 2008
After flipping off Corpsman Bill, Eight flung her hair back, she ties it in a ponytail, and turns to walk back across the street.
Number 8: "Can you hear me fuck boy? That's cute with the K-on bit, you fucking lolicon scumbag motherfucker. Yo Six, you hear this fuckwad?"
Number 6: "Yep, dumb motherfucker forgot about the CrossCom uplink with Cent. You're on a hot mic with local AO dickbreath, the rest of your team is solid."
Corpsman Bill: "Awe fuck me running", Bill muttered.
Number 8: "You ready to do this shit, or are you just going to be oogling us through your pervert scope with your dick in your hand, cough, Fag."
Lt. Gator: "Now, now, ladies. Please contain your orgasms and homicidal ideations. We're all on the same team here."
Number 6: "Eat a dick, Lieutenant"
Number 5: "Six, knock it off. Let's play nice with fuckboy brigade and get this fucking show on the road. Culty asswipes are crawling all over the fucking place here. Read?"
Number 6: "Copy that, 5."
Number 5: "Good. And for the record, Corpsman, your knowledge of K-On is fucking uncanny. Do you wear school girl dresses in your mom's basement?"
Corpsman Bill: "God damn it, I don't have to take this shit…."
Number 5: "Whatever weeb. Anyways, here's a SITREP. Something pissed off that cult leader dickhead Otis Spunkmeyer aka Russel, and all of those Oscar the Grouch motherfuckers are looking out for someone big to show up. Looks like they're expecting VIPs. You know what that means?"
Lt. Gator: "What's that, Five?"
Number 5: "It means, Lieutenant, that the fucking cookie monster fuckwad brigade is going to be distracted for the next 13 minutes, and those child sacrificing cultist dickbreaths will be looking to brown nose to make that fucker Russel happy. Seven, you see anything pretty from your nest?"
Number 7/Overwatch: "Negative, Five. Looks like the Sesame Street convention is waiting around with their dicks in their hands for the moment."
Number 5: "Copy that. Look, Gator. You see that corner office on the 17th floor? That's where shit weasel extraordinaire is supposed to have the meet with whoever is showing up. We can't get a good read on audio because the motherfucker has white noise on the windows. Some culty garbage metal band we never fucking heard of. Laser mics aren't going to do shit for now. We need to find a way to get ears inside that room, and three quote unquote 'high school girls' aren't about to get fucking railed by fucking nasty walking into that fucking heathen's nest. Got any bright ideas?"
Lt. Gator: "Can you have someone from cent do a brush pass with a listening device?"
Number 5: "Got motherfuckers from cookie monster brigade already looking out for that shit. We had an informant within their perimeter security already, but he got popped in the fucking tart two hours ago. Apparently he wasn't properly indoctrinated in Serpent protocol, and got interrogated by a proselytizer. That's when he slipped up. Now that fucker Russel is keeping an eye out for interlopers and apostates. This shit is going to get a lot more difficult to get someone on the inside."
Lt. Gator: "Please tell me you've got a solution, Five…"
Number 6: "We could cause a power surge and overload that floors breakers, and kill the noise, but that would just piss that fucker off and they would hold the meet in a different room. We need that fucking window so we can pop a visual from the spider drones we have set up on the surrounding buildings."
Gunny Wilson: "What I wouldn't do for some noise cancel right now."
Number 7/Overwatch: "Yeah, no shit. We didn't deploy until about 45 minutes ago and we're late to the punch bowl. We've got 12 mins until mystery VIPs drop by, so we've got to get this shit figured out fast."
Lt. Gator: "Copy that five, we'll work on a solution, give us a minute"
LCpl Todd: "How about we send Charlie Brown aka Professor Chaos in there, Gator?"
Lt. Gator: "Negative, Lance. If those fuckers ID him it's fucking curtains. Gunny, got any bright ideas?"
Gunny Wilson: "Wait for the VIPs to show and tag one of their entourage with a listening device from across the street."
Number 5: "Can you pull that off, Gunny?"
Gunny Wilson: "No can do, Five. Will have to get danger close, and those Oscars and Cookie monsters will be swarming the VIPs on the lookout the minute they roll up."
LCpl Todd: "Well, why not tag one of the VIPs with a sticky? Overwatch, you got darts or what?"
Number 7/Overwatch: "If I don't get him on something thick, he'll feel it tag him as soon as it hits him. If they become wise, this shit cavity becomes a hornet's nest."
Lt. Gator: "What do you think, Five?"
Number 5: "It's the best option I've heard so far, so fuck it. Yeah."
Lt. Gator: "Okay, so tag one of the VIPs the minute they step out of the motorcade. If we're lucky, the greaseball fuckwad is wearing a fur coat."
Number 7/Overwatch: "Copy that. And speaking of greaseballs, there they come now. ETA 25 seconds. Looks like they're hauling ass."
Number 5: "Yeah, guessing Otis Spunkmeyer's got these motherfuckers on a tight schedule. Time it right, we only got one shot at this..."
Number 7/Overwatch: "Yeah, on it. Looks like it's the towncar... Ready for joy"
*The three vehicle motorcade pulled to a stop in front of the steps to dirtbag haven. Four armed guards hopped out of the lead and rear vehicle each, and the driver hopped out of the VIP middle vehicle and opened the door.*
Number 7/Overwatch: "Aaaaand holy motherfucking shit. Look who the fuck is popping out..."
Lt. Gator: "Oh fuck. That's Senator Calvin McCoulough. Standby..."
Gunny Wilson: "He's the Executive Director of the Weyland-Yutani fuckwad brigade, right?"
Number 7/Overwatch: "Take the fucking shot or not?"
Number 5: "Fuck that. Tag his ass!"
*There was a muffled click as the dart tagged the senator on his shoulder pad, just as his driver closed his passenger side door behind him. The dart was no bigger than a tailor's pin*
Number 7/Overwatch: "Bug's on his jacket"
Lt. Gator: "Audio confirmed. Let's see what this fucker does..."
*The senator's cell phone trilled and he pulled it out of his pocket. He stared at the screen momentarily and answered*
Senator McCoulough: "Yeah? No. Not a good time Brett, I'm about to be in a meeting with someone very important. Yes. I know, they usually do. Yeah, I know. I'll have to call you back. Yeah. Bye." He then hung up the phone and slid it back into his pocket.
Number 5: "Overwatch, you get audio too?"
Number 7/Overwatch: "Confirmed, Five. Looks like dickbreath was talking to 'Brett' so and so. We'll have Cent dig in and find out who the fuck that is..."
Gunny Wilson: "And there they go."
*Four of the armed guards followed Senator McCoulough from behind, while four led the way.*
Number 6: "You know who his goons might be working for, Lieutenant?"
Lt. Gator: "They don't look like secret service or PMC, let alone your typical Guidos. Look what they're wearing. Those are wool overcoats and tweed jackets. You see that fuckwad in the front, doesn't he look familiar?"
Number 5: "I saw that same motherfucker inside of Royal's Bank in the executive lounge... What the fuck is going on?"
Command: "Five Actual. This is command."
Number 5: "Go ahead command."
Command: "Stand down."
Number 5: "What the fuck do you mean, stand down?"
Command: "Do it. That's a fucking order."
*Five mouthed the words "Fuck" without uttering a sound*
Gunny Wilson: "What the fuck, command?"
Command: "That's above your fucking paygrade, Gunnery Sergeant. Scrub the God damned OP. NOW!"
Gunny Wilson: "What the-"
*Gator held his hand up to Gunny and they exchanged glances*
Command: "What the fuck is the hold up. Scrub the fucking mission and abort, or I'll put all of your asses in Leavenworth."
Lt. Gator: "Copy that, command. Standing down. You all heard him. Party's over."
Gator and gunny exchanged glances, and Lance stared at 5. The fire in her eyes could melt steel. The audio recording was still live from Senator McCoulough's bug as they made their way to the elevators. Shortly after the doors closed, the signal cut off. Using hand signals, 5 threw up two fingers to 7 in her nest. 7 Nodded. Gator and Gunny saw this on cams and said nothing. When the elevator doors to the 17th floor opens, the audio signal from the bug cut back on...
Command: "I don't think I've made myself abundantly clear. Abort the fucking mission. Lieutenant. 5. That means kill the coms too."
Everyone shook their heads and muttered strings of epithets. Lance yanked out his ear bud and 5 crossed her arms, looking across the street at 6. 6 threw her hands up. Gator then threw his headset on the counter in the van. "FUCK!". 7 Spit out the Grizzly wintergreen tucked in her lip, and muttered, "Shit on a fucking biscuit..."
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