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2024.05.16 20:10 Ok-Salamander6253 [Savage Worlds][Deadlands][15$] Horror at Headstone Hill - [Mon 7 pm EST]
Wild wind hisses through frosty sagebrush. Knife-sharp clouds cross a blazing white moon.
In the quaking aspens that fringe the foothills, a shivering clatter draws the traveler with its siren song.
Danger is everywhere, even in plain view.
Welcome to Wyoming Territory, amigo! It’s a place of wonder and beauty, but it ain’t for the faint of heart.
Horror at Headstone Hill is a sandbox campaign setting, fully detailing this small section of the Weird West. As the heroes unravel the main campaign storyline they’ll find themselves drawn into all manner of exciting adventures in and around Uinta County, Wyoming.
Please note, this is a paid game (15$/Session via paypal), session zero is free. This way I can GM way more games than I would without charging, I try to keep prices affordable without reducing quelity of the games. Roll20 is not responsible for any payment transactions and cannot enforce any private arrangements.
From me you can expect official materials for the campaign with additional maps (dynamically lit) and handouts, some voice acting, API scripts and macro, help with your characters and bookkeeping, music picked specifically for the campaign, rulebooks and compendium.
My experience with Deadlands is quite long, I finished three official plot point campaigns for previous edition (Reloaded), played and GMed a lot of one-shots for various editions of it, and would like to start something longer for the newest one.
We can start with a one shot if you'd like, however.
Applications are below, on the listings (there's a form) or you may contact me via PM or Discord Shevrikuka#7612 or mxlsnk (you may also ask questions, of course). I am ready to start as soon as there's at least two players, preferably three.
Official listings: https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/399875/sw-deadlands-15$-horror-at-headstone-hill
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In the quaking aspens that fringe the foothills, a shivering clatter draws the traveler with its siren song.
Danger is everywhere, even in plain view.
Welcome to Wyoming Territory, amigo! It’s a place of wonder and beauty, but it ain’t for the faint of heart.
Horror at Headstone Hill is a sandbox campaign setting, fully detailing this small section of the Weird West. As the heroes unravel the main campaign storyline they’ll find themselves drawn into all manner of exciting adventures in and around Uinta County, Wyoming.
Please note, this is a paid game (15$/Session via paypal), session zero is free. This way I can GM way more games than I would without charging, I try to keep prices affordable without reducing quelity of the games. Roll20 is not responsible for any payment transactions and cannot enforce any private arrangements.
From me you can expect official materials for the campaign with additional maps (dynamically lit) and handouts, some voice acting, API scripts and macro, help with your characters and bookkeeping, music picked specifically for the campaign, rulebooks and compendium.
My experience with Deadlands is quite long, I finished three official plot point campaigns for previous edition (Reloaded), played and GMed a lot of one-shots for various editions of it, and would like to start something longer for the newest one.
We can start with a one shot if you'd like, however.
Applications are below, on the listings (there's a form) or you may contact me via PM or Discord Shevrikuka#7612 or mxlsnk (you may also ask questions, of course). I am ready to start as soon as there's at least two players, preferably three.
Official listings: https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/399875/sw-deadlands-15$-horror-at-headstone-hill
2024.05.16 20:10 Ok-Salamander6253 [Savage Worlds][Deadlands][15$][Online][Roll20] Horror at Headstone Hill - [Mon 7 pm EST]
Wild wind hisses through frosty sagebrush. Knife-sharp clouds cross a blazing white moon. In the quaking aspens that fringe the foothills, a shivering clatter draws the traveler with its siren song. Danger is everywhere, even in plain view. Welcome to Wyoming Territory, amigo! It’s a place of wonder and beauty, but it ain’t for the faint of heart. Horror at Headstone Hill is a sandbox campaign setting, fully detailing this small section of the Weird West. As the heroes unravel the main campaign storyline they’ll find themselves drawn into all manner of exciting adventures in and around Uinta County, Wyoming. Please note, this is a paid game (15$/Session via paypal), session zero is free. From me you can expect official materials for the campaign with additional maps (dynamically lit) and handouts, some voice acting, API scripts and macro, help with your characters and bookkeeping, music picked specifically for the campaign, rulebooks and compendium. My experience with Deadlands is quite long, I finished three official plot point campaigns for previous edition (Reloaded), played and GMed a lot of one-shots for various editions of it, and would like to start something longer for the newest one. We can start with a one shot if you'd like, however.
Applications are below, on the listings (there's a form) or you may contact me via PM or Discord Shevrikuka#7612 or mxlsnk (you may also ask questions, of course). I am ready to start as soon as there's at least two players, preferably three. Official listings: https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/399875/sw-deadlands-15$-horror-at-headstone-hill
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Applications are below, on the listings (there's a form) or you may contact me via PM or Discord Shevrikuka#7612 or mxlsnk (you may also ask questions, of course). I am ready to start as soon as there's at least two players, preferably three. Official listings: https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/399875/sw-deadlands-15$-horror-at-headstone-hill
2024.05.16 20:07 Digitalmainstream SEO Update for business owners regarding the usage of canonical tag.
In my experience as a marketer, I've come across many SEO cases and participated in numerous brainstorming sessions for projects. This time, I encountered a particularly interesting situation with canonical tags, and I'd like to share a relevant fact with everyone.
We're all familiar with the general use of canonical tags – to indicate to Google which page URL to prioritize for ranking in cases where forwarding URLs might be generated automatically. But have you ever considered whether Google treats this method as absolute in every situation? Based on my experience, I'd venture to say that in some cases, NO.
Let me illustrate this point with an example...
When a website is new to Google or doesn't have enough user experience data yet, Google relies heavily on site owner instructions. This includes using canonical tags to tell Google which URL to prioritize for ranking in cases like www.abcd.com/?gfs.sjsv. In this example, the canonical tag would indicate that www.abcd.com is the preferred URL for ranking.
However, in my recent project I've analyzed that it might happening that Google ultimately prioritizes user experience. Let's imagine a customer visits the website and uses filters to find products, landing on www.abcd.com/?gfs.sjsv. They spend time on the page and even share it with others. These referrals also visit and engage with the page.
In this scenario, even though we've instructed Google via the canonical tag to disregard the filtered URL for ranking, user behavior might suggest otherwise. Google might interpret the time spent and user engagement as a signal that this filtered URL is actually the more relevant page. This can lead to the optimized URL not ranking as well as it could, while the unoptimized filtered URL gains traction.
So, it would be more relevant for us to stop creating dynamic URLs and focus on removing existing filter-based URLs to improve search engine indexing. Ignoring them could lead to a drop in your website traffic.
I'd appreciate it if anyone wants to add something to this discussion. And if anyone is facing similar challenges, please feel free to message me anytime. I'll try my best to help you.
Thanks,
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We're all familiar with the general use of canonical tags – to indicate to Google which page URL to prioritize for ranking in cases where forwarding URLs might be generated automatically. But have you ever considered whether Google treats this method as absolute in every situation? Based on my experience, I'd venture to say that in some cases, NO.
Let me illustrate this point with an example...
When a website is new to Google or doesn't have enough user experience data yet, Google relies heavily on site owner instructions. This includes using canonical tags to tell Google which URL to prioritize for ranking in cases like www.abcd.com/?gfs.sjsv. In this example, the canonical tag would indicate that www.abcd.com is the preferred URL for ranking.
However, in my recent project I've analyzed that it might happening that Google ultimately prioritizes user experience. Let's imagine a customer visits the website and uses filters to find products, landing on www.abcd.com/?gfs.sjsv. They spend time on the page and even share it with others. These referrals also visit and engage with the page.
In this scenario, even though we've instructed Google via the canonical tag to disregard the filtered URL for ranking, user behavior might suggest otherwise. Google might interpret the time spent and user engagement as a signal that this filtered URL is actually the more relevant page. This can lead to the optimized URL not ranking as well as it could, while the unoptimized filtered URL gains traction.
So, it would be more relevant for us to stop creating dynamic URLs and focus on removing existing filter-based URLs to improve search engine indexing. Ignoring them could lead to a drop in your website traffic.
I'd appreciate it if anyone wants to add something to this discussion. And if anyone is facing similar challenges, please feel free to message me anytime. I'll try my best to help you.
Thanks,
2024.05.16 20:07 Fluid-Apartment-6418 Opening a Pilates Studio in my city.
I'm considering starting a Pilates studio but feeling quite scared about it. I've been doing Pilates for over a year and I'm keen on owning a studio. In my area which is very posh (I feel my business could attract steady quality clients, there are no nearby Pilates studios, and I wonder if it's due to high rates, as all studios are at least 5 miles away.
I'm curious about what it takes to start a studio, as I have limited experience in this area. How difficult is it to get certified, and is certification necessary to own a studio?
I'm planning to start with used reformers, aiming for 8-12 units. I'd offer 30-minute free trial classes once a week and unlimited classes in barre, yoga, and strength training. Currently listening to a few podcasts such as 'Pilates teachers' manual to educate myself.
I had a food truck business that didn't work out due to industry challenges, which made going back to a 9-5 job tough. I currently work in commercial real estate (2 years now and can easily look for space , currently make about 60k a year at a very flexible position. I have great credit about $30,000 in savings from my previous business . Currently looking at spaces in my area $17 NNN 2000 SF .
My husband owns a construction company, and while his income has decreased post-COVID, ( we have ample emergency savings) he's supportive of my venture but believe I shouldn't lease in the area , but I would literally be the first . My sister suggests opening an affordable daycare Like she has because she claims Pilates isn't an essential business, ( her business is very successful , she currently has 40+ kids at her daycare, pays minimal rent for a commercial space and makes quite a bit a month as she adds more kids everyday , she started her business less than 5 months ago, I do value her input but I'm drawn to the idea of a Pilates studio and she doesn't seem to think they are that profitable and thinks I'm being dumb, so I figured I would ask here on expectations.
I'm seeking advice and experiences from others who have started Pilates studios or similar businesses. Any insights or feedback would be greatly appreciated. I'm determined not to let doubts hold me back from pursuing this dream but I am still a realist. Also, as a minority (black woman) in a predominantly white, conservative area, I'm nervous about how my venture will be received ( my sister lives near by and ran into the same issue but was able to rise through it). Any advice would be helpful too on what I should expect as far as worst case and best scenarios if I do indeed venture towards that route .
Thank you in advance for any guidance you can provide.
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I'm curious about what it takes to start a studio, as I have limited experience in this area. How difficult is it to get certified, and is certification necessary to own a studio?
I'm planning to start with used reformers, aiming for 8-12 units. I'd offer 30-minute free trial classes once a week and unlimited classes in barre, yoga, and strength training. Currently listening to a few podcasts such as 'Pilates teachers' manual to educate myself.
I had a food truck business that didn't work out due to industry challenges, which made going back to a 9-5 job tough. I currently work in commercial real estate (2 years now and can easily look for space , currently make about 60k a year at a very flexible position. I have great credit about $30,000 in savings from my previous business . Currently looking at spaces in my area $17 NNN 2000 SF .
My husband owns a construction company, and while his income has decreased post-COVID, ( we have ample emergency savings) he's supportive of my venture but believe I shouldn't lease in the area , but I would literally be the first . My sister suggests opening an affordable daycare Like she has because she claims Pilates isn't an essential business, ( her business is very successful , she currently has 40+ kids at her daycare, pays minimal rent for a commercial space and makes quite a bit a month as she adds more kids everyday , she started her business less than 5 months ago, I do value her input but I'm drawn to the idea of a Pilates studio and she doesn't seem to think they are that profitable and thinks I'm being dumb, so I figured I would ask here on expectations.
I'm seeking advice and experiences from others who have started Pilates studios or similar businesses. Any insights or feedback would be greatly appreciated. I'm determined not to let doubts hold me back from pursuing this dream but I am still a realist. Also, as a minority (black woman) in a predominantly white, conservative area, I'm nervous about how my venture will be received ( my sister lives near by and ran into the same issue but was able to rise through it). Any advice would be helpful too on what I should expect as far as worst case and best scenarios if I do indeed venture towards that route .
Thank you in advance for any guidance you can provide.
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2024.05.16 20:00 Xylke [USA-NC] [H] MH: Rise Pro Controller, PS2 Games, Pokemon, Nintendo games [W] Pokemon Stuff, Broken Nintendo Handhelds, My List, offers/lists
Everything has been tested and works properly except where noted! Additional pics/timestamps available on request. Forgive me if I'm slow to respond, I'll do my best to get back to any comments in a timely manner. The person with lower rep sends first. Willing to add/accept PayPal to fill in any gaps in value, especially for my higher priority wants.
Switch
Wii
Nintendo 3/DS
PS2
Other
Accessories/Merch
Free w/ Any Trade
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Switch
- Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (sealed, SEA variant)
- Monster Hunter Rise Pro Controller (w/ box only)
- VORI Black Foam Carrying Case
- includes strap, case is better for stationary storage than transportation though
Wii
- Black Nintendo Wii Box ONLY
- Nintendo & American Heart Association Edition (link to page on ConsoleVariations)
- overall fantastic condition, been in storage since the console was opened
- comes with inserts and sleeves only, no console/cords/Wiimotes, manuals, or games included
- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (disc and box)
- Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (CIB)
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl (no manual)
Nintendo 3/DS
- Super Mario 3D Land (CIB, Nintendo Selects)
- Super Smash Bros 3DS (loose)
- Pokemon Y (loose)
- Pokemon Pearl (w/ box and manual)
- Pokemon White (CIB)
- Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (loose)
PS2
- All games include their box unless noted, any that include a manual/inserts are noted. All stickers are on the outside of the box plastic, not on the cover art!
- Driver 3 (w/ manual)
- DT Racer (w/ manual, back of cover art punctured)
- Fight Night 2004 (w/ manual)
- Fight Night Round 2 (w/ manual)
- Fight Night Round 3 (w/ manual)
- God of War 2 (Greatest Hits, w/ manual, no bonus disc)
- Gran Turismo 4 (w/ manual and insert)
- Heroes of the Pacific (w/ manual)
- History Channel Civil War: A Nation Divided (w/ manual)
- Hitman: Blood Money (w/ manual and bonus disc)
- Knockout Kings 2002 (w/ manual)
- Madden 06 (w/ manual)
- MLB 2k5 (loose disc only)
- Mortal Kombat: Deception (loose disc only, many scratches)
- Nascar 06: Total Team Control (w/ manual)
- Nascar 07 (w/ manual)
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- NFL Head Coach (w/ manual and insert)
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- Wii - The Bigs (loose, heavily scratched)
- PS4 - Fallout 76 (PAL, CIB)
- PSP - Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow (loose, no casing, untested)
- Headset - OEM PS4 Mono Headset (never used)
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2024.05.16 20:00 Flagg1991 Children of the Night (Part 5)
As the last orange light of day drained from the sky, the living dead in Club Vlad rose. Max the skeleton and Jessie the…not skeleton…sewed up the gaping Y-shaped incision on Dom’s chest under Merrick’s direct supervision. Dom sat there, feeling nothing, thinking nothing. He’d woken with a headache and a feeling of cold, and even now, he could feel the dull throb above his left eye. It felt like someone was tearing his brain apart with a fork. He had told Merrick, and Merrick had nodded sadly. “Is my brain rotting?”
“Most likely,” Merrick had said.
There was a certain peace in the idea of losing his cursed humanity. As Merrick had said, he would feel no pain, know no quandaries. He would live only for the night and for his master. On the other hand, watching someone like Matt sit and stare into the distance, drool coursing down his chin and nothing happening behind his dead eyes, scared Dom. He didn’t want to be a braindead idiot. He didn’t care about keeping his emotions, he just wanted to function.
Like Merrick.
There wasn’t much he could do, however. He was dead and that was the end of it.
Once Dom was patched up and dressed in a pair of jeans and a hoodie, Merrick called his children before him. “I have done my best to love and protect all of you,” he began. “Jessie, you were miserable with your grandmother, were you not?”
“Yes,” Jessie said tonelessly.
“You were depressed, bipolar, and cut yourself. Now you’re happy.”
“Yes,” she replied again.
“Joe, you were a two bit nobody staring down a ten year stretch in jail.”
“Yes.” Thin yellow liquid dripped from his nose.
“But now you are free.”
“Yes.”
“You appreciate what I’ve done for you.”
“Yes.”
Merrick flashed then, slamming his fist onto the arm of his wheelchair. “Then why do you keep fucking up? The police were here earlier. They have messages between you and Jessie. I told both of you to delete those. Then I find out that you bit someone and turned them despite my orders. We have an endless supply of blood here but you still went off on your own. How many are there?”
“Just one,” Joe said.
“Are you being honest with me?”
“Yes.”
Merrick sagged back in his chair, looking somehow older. “Joe, take Matt and go to her. Bring her back here before she causes any more problems. God alone knows how many people she’s changed. Too many vampires without a father will bring heat on us, and you know what happens in that case? We get pieces of wood shoved in our chests.”
Turning to Dom, Merrick said, “I have a job for you and Jessie. We’re nearly out of embalming fluid. You haven’t had your first dose and the rest of us are starting to get ripe as well. I have a contact at a funeral home. He texted earlier that the order he placed on my behalf has come in. I want you to pick it up and to pay him.”
Dom had never been picked for anything in his whole life. No one had ever wanted him on their team and no one had ever placed their trust in him the way Merrick was now. He was honored, proud, and would do anything to not let Merrick down.
“That cop who came here might be a problem,” Merrick went on. “We may have to deal with him, but we’ll leave that for another night. In any case, I want this place cleaned from top to bottom. If the police come, I want them to see nothing out of the ordinary.”
Now that everyone had their marching orders, they dispersed. Merrick handed Dom an evelope stuffed with cash, and Dom slipped it into the pocket of his hoodie. The other team - Joe and Matt - left, while the remaining vampires began tidying up.
A fleet of vehicles waited in the parking lot behind Club Vlad. Dom and Jessie took a black pedo van with no back windows. They drove in silence, the radio off. Dom did not want to hear music, nor did he wish to speak to Jessie. Their kinship was one of blood and circumstance, not one of words and emotions. He had no questions for her and wished to answer none of his own. The only thoughts he had were of the mission ahead and of the growing pain in his skull. He thought of the staring stupid Matt, of the decayed Max, and a shiver went down his spine.
What was left of his humanity recoiled at the idea of becoming like them.
The pain grew hotter, more intense. He forced it away and focused on driving.
The funeral home was on North Allen Street, next to a restaurant called Pepperjack’s. A tall, white house with dark shutters and a sign out front, it looked like a quiet, peaceful place. “Pull around back,” Jessie said.
Dom pulled the van around back and parked under a balcony, killing the headlights. They got out and went to the back door, Jessie in the lead. He assumed that she had done this before and that the seller would recognize her. She knocked, and a few moments later, the door opened. A youngish man with a shaved head appeared, wearing an apron and gloves. He saw them and tensed a little. Dom could smell, rather than sense, his fear, and his throat panged with thirst. “Come on,” the man said quickly. He stepped aside and allowed them to enter. Dom noticed that he walked behind them, wary of putting his back to them. “Do you have the money?”
“Do you have our order?” Jessie countered.
“Yes,” the man said, “I’m really risking my neck for this. They don’t just give embalming fluid away, you know. They keep track of it and if they realize I’m over ordering, someone from the state’s going to come down here and check.”
He led them into an embalming room. Three boxes sat on a table. Dom gave the man his money, and he and Jessie carried the boxes outside, loading them into the van. The whole time they were there, the man was edgy, like he was afraid they were going to attack him. Dom would be a liar if he said that the hot smell of the man’s blood didn’t excite him. Perhaps once his brain rotted away, he wouldn’t be able to control himself, but for now, he could.
A lightning bolt of pain shot through his head and he nearly dropped the last box onto the ground.
Once the man was paid, Dom and Jessie drove back to Club Vlad. In fifteen minutes, they were drinking side by side from two passed out partygoers, their reward for a job well done.
Meanwhile, across the city, Joe and Matt weren’t doing as well. They were standing outside of Heather’s apartment. Joe, slightly annoyed (anger being another emotion vampires could feel, along with fear) pounded on the door. He knew she was in there; he could smell the putrid odor of decay. “Let us in,” he said. “We won’t hurt you.”
Joe could barely remember changing her. He didn’t mean to, it just…happened. Like an unwanted pregnancy. You can bite someone as much as you want and drink as much as you want, but if you take too much at once and they die, you get the vampire equivalent of a baby. Joe liked the hunt. It was exciting. Having his meals brought to him Club Vlad didn’t arouse the same level of excitement. It was like shooting an animal tied to a tree. Or hiring a prostitute instead of wooing someone. No real satisfaction to it.
That was probably his greatest downfall. He had lured Jessie the same way, though Merrick was indeed interested in rescuing her from her grandmother. People you have saved obey just as well as people with no brains.
He felt fluid on his upper lip and sniffed. “Come on, let us in,” he said.
No response.
He looked at Matt and nodded to the door. Together, they rammed their shoulders against it. It shook in its frame. They were both dead and weak, but modern American architecture is even weaker, and the door eventually slammed open. The apartment beyond was dark, messy, and reeked of death. They searched high and low, and eventually found Heather huddled in a corner, trying to hide. She was naked save for a pair of panties, her body bloated and beginning to turn black. Her skin hung from her frame and her eyes were filled with blood and fear. It was a wonder no one had called the police yet. The smell was overpowering. “We’re here to help,” he said. “You have to come with us.”
She shook her head and trembled. Maybe she remembered that he was the one who did this to her. Maybe her memories had rotted away. Those were usually the first to go. Then your emotions, then your personality. Finally, your capacity for higher reasoning. “I’m sorry I did this to you,” he said. That was a lie. He was not remorseful. Nor was he proud, for that matter. It just happened. Like rain. “But I want to help you. We can fix you.”
No amount of coaxing or conjoling could induce her to move. Joe weighed his options. He doubted anyone would call the cops even if they heard the door coming down - people who lived in places like this rarely called the cops, which helped Joe and his cause immensely. Even so, there was the possibility. Every minute they spent here was a minute that something could go wrong, and Joe had a lot to lose.
So, too, did Merrick.
Giving up, Joe took out his cellphone and called Merrick. “She refuses to come,” he said simply.
The line was quiet for a moment, then Merrick’s voice came back. Cold. Calculating. “Then do what you must.”
That was the go ahead.
Hanging up, Joe looked around the apartment and found a wooden chair in the kitchen. He lifted it over his head and slammed it on the counter, shattering it into a million pieces. He selected the longest, sharpest, and sturdiest looking one. He went back into the room and directed Matt to hold her down. She fought, kicked, and spat, but she was weaker than even they were. They had been embalmed. She hadn’t.
Matt pinned her hands above her head and Joe straddled her. Animal terror filled her eyes and she whipped her head from side to side. Joe lifted the makeshift stake with both hands, and brought it down as hard as he could, driving it deep into her heart. Her eyes bulged from their sockets and a high, otherworldly scream ripped from her throat. She bucked, thrashed, and kicked her feet. Her resistance began to ebb away until she was twitching…until she was still.
Heather from OKCupid was dead.
Truly dead.
Joe couldn’t help wondering what it was like.
Pulling the stake out, he tossed it aside and got to his feet, Matt doing likewise. A soul petrifying scream might be cause for even the tightest of lips to start talking. “Let’s go,” he said. And together, he and Matt fled, leaving the poor, dead body of Heather behind.
***
As it turned out, one of Heather’s neighbors did call the cops. At 10;13pm, Vanessa Rodregiez arrived with two patrolmen and found the front door of Apartment 237 knocked down. Guns drawn, they entered, Vanessa at the head. The first thing she noticed was the smell. It jammed itself into her nostrils, shoved its tongue down her throat, and violated her - all without even buying her dinner first.
Vanessa hadn’t been at this as long as her buddy Bruce had, but she knew a dead, rotting body when she smelled one. They searched the premises, and sure enough, they found a vic in the bedroom, lying in the gap between the bed and the wall; it looked like the former had been moved, perhaps in a struggle. Vanessa knelt down to check the vic’s pulse, but stopped.
There was no need.
The vic - who looked like a female but could have been an overweight male - hadn’t had a pulse in a very long time.
Examining the body, Vanessa found a wound in the chest, just above the heart. Black, stinking goo leaked from it, and Vanessa gagged. She fisted her hand to her mouth, retched, and then ran for the kitchen sink. Her partner for the night, Jim Walsh, stared down at the stiff before him, and his face turned a sickly shade of green. He avoided puking because he didn’t nose fuck the wound like Vanessa had, but he wasted no time in getting out there, dry heaving in the hallway where the air was somewhat fresh.
After leaving her lunch in the sink, Vanessa radioed back to headquarters, and before long, the place was crawling with cops. The assistant medical examiner - who had taken over after Ed Harris quit the previous night - knelt over the body and studied it. A solidly built black man with a mustache, his name was Leon and he knew death just as well as his old boss, so when he said the vic had been dead nearly two weeks, Vanessa accepted it.
That begged the question: Who broke in and screamed just now? A relative? The caller clearly heard screaming and peeked out her door to see two males fleeing on foot. Maybe they found the vic and freaked out? Or maybe they were the killers returning to the scene of the crime. After all, the vic had clearly been murdered.
In fact, they found a likely murder weapon. A long sliver of wood soaked in black goo. Blood turns black after a while, but there was something different about this stuff. “What is it?” Vanessa asked Leon.
“I’m not sure,” Leon said and pulled off a pair of Latex gloves he’d donned to examine the vic, “could be blood or…”
“Or what?” Vanessa asked.
“Or something,” Leon said. “Give me a few hours.”
And a few hours it was. Just before 1am, Leon called Vanessa at her desk. “I think you should come down here,” he said.
Fifteen minutes later, Vanessa stood over Leon as he pulled the vic’s chest open with a pair of tweezers. “That’s the heart,” he said, “whoever stabbed her scored a direct hit, but this…this is what concerns me.”
He prodded a furry lump with the tip of his scalpel.
“What is it?” Vanessa asked.
“I don’t know,” he said, “it looks like mold.”
That word - mold - triggered a memory in her brain. “Ed said something about mold last night. He found it in -”
“The Mason boy,” Leon finished.
“Yeah. The one who got up and ran off.”
Leon turned away from Vanessa and looked at the dead woman - for it was a woman. Vanessa got the impression that he didn’t want her to see his expression. “I’ve known Ed ten years. I know something happened last night, but a stiff getting up and walking off? I thought he was confused. Now…I don’t know. That makes two bodies in 24 hours. And get this. The chest wound? It was done post-mortem. I can’t find a cause of death anywhere. Except maybe blood loss but it’s hard to tell at this point. And speaking of blood…”
“What?” Vanessa asked quickly.
“When I opened her stomach up, a whole shit load of blood spilled out. And a lot of it was a lot fresher than she is.”
Vanessa furrowed her brow in confusion. “You mean…?”
“It’s not hers,” Leon said. “I can’t be 100 percent sure until I run tests, but I’d put money on it.”
Vanessa’s head spun with information both new and old. You know that full, heavy feeling you get when a poo is brewing in your guts? That’s kind of what Vanessa was feeling, only in her head instead of her stomach.
Leon was just as mystified by the whole thing as she was and stayed up late to run a few preliminary tests. By sunrise, he had confirmed that the blood inside of Heather’s stomach was not hers. In fact, it had come from at least three different sources. “Is it human?” Vanessa asked over the phone.
“Yes,” Leon said, sounding troubled, “it’s human.”
In the cobalt hour before sunrise, Vanessa sat at her desk and tried to piece this whole thing together. They had:
The idea that vampires were real was dumb, but the more she turned it over in her mind, the more she became convinced that it was at least an option. A lot of things people thought were fantastic and made up turned out to be real, so why not vampires too?
Shortly after 8, Bruce came in. He was just sitting down when Vanessa came in and slapped her report on the desk. “Buckle up, bitch,” she said, “things just got weirder.”
He stared up at her with one of those grumpy - but cute -expressions he was so good at putting on. As he read, however, his brow knitted. “Jesus,” he muttered to himself. He pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a weary sigh.
“I have a theory - kind of,” Vanessa said, “but I don’t want to say it.”
“You might as well,” Bruce said. “It can’t be more kooky than reality these days.”
“Okay,” Vanessa started, “what if - and I’m just thinking out loud here - what if there are vampires in Albany?”
She expected Bruce to give her a dirty look, but he chewed it over, actually taking it seriously. “And those missing boys are victims?” he asked finally.
“Yeah,” Vanessa said. “That girl’s been dead two weeks. Maybe she bit Dominick Mason and he came back for revenge after realizing he was cursed to be a goddamn shit sucking vampire forever.”
Bruce nodded. “Yeah, but who turned her?”
“I don’t know,” Vanessa said, “I don’t know.”
***
Before dawn painted the eastern sky, Merrick Garvis sat in his chamber like a withered king, a mess of IVs hooked into his arms and neck. The vault was silent save for the soft noise of the machines as they filtered out the old embalming fluid and replaced it with new embalming fluid. Embalming fluid always made him spacy, like a drug. The others had gone first, and even now lay near comatose around him like addicts in an opium den.
As far as he knew, Merrick was the oldest vampire in the world, perhaps, even, the oldest vampire to ever live. Though he was not fully honest with Dom, he was not lying when he said that vampires rotted like any other dead thing. Conditions considered, you had a few weeks tops if left untreated. There may be living vampires in remote corners of Egypt or the northern most reaches of Russia, where the climate preserved dead things, but unless you made it to one of those places, you were pretty well fucked.
Merrick was not a proud man, nor was he concerned with saving face - the dead have no need for that. He was being truthful when he said that he feared death. What’s more, he feared being helpless. Deep down, vampires are people, and people don’t exactly have the greatest track record with caring for their infirm. He read once that the first sign of a civilization was a broken leg that had healed, as it showed that someone stayed with and cared for a fellow human long enough for them to get well again. In Merrick’s opinion, that was true…and thus there was no civilization. Merrick was fifty-one when he died in the year 1982. In his lifetime, he had seen The Great Depression, World War II, and a million small acts of cruelty and selfishness in between. He’d seen beggars starving in the streets, abused children shuffled out of sight and out of mind, and disdain for the poor and the weak.
The living were awful, and the living dead were no different. Once their humanity rotted away, they cared only about filling their stomachs. They were like ticks - they would drink until their bellies literally ruptured…and then keep on drinking.
That left him in a precarious position. He was old, his body was weak. He couldn’t stand unassisted and if left to fend for himself, he would decay into a pile of bones within days. He would be cursed to lay in one spot for all eternity, aware and hungry, little more than a ghost tethered to a black and still beating heart.
He refused to let that happen to him. Thus, he had created a family, a clan of vampires loyal to him and to him alone. He did this through acts of simple kindness and understanding…but also through deception. He knew, for instance, how to preserve the brain. He’d figured out how to do it early on - you pickle it. Like a fetus preserved in a jar. He sawed off the top of his own head and filled it with a special solution that kept his brain - and his intelligence - intact. It slowly drained out through the nose and ears in a thin, yellow liquid, but it worked well enough. He couldn’t save everything, however, and had lost vital things in the process, such as most of his human memories, his sense of humor, and some motor functions. He shared this secret with only Joe, and a few others before, because he needed a strong captain. He kept the others in the dark because vampires - like people - are easier to control when they don’t think for themselves.
Right about now, however, Merrick was beginning to regret sharing the formula with even Joe. Joe had brought him nothing but grief. Joe, you see, could think for himself. He could make decisions. He could go behind Merrick’s back. Joe had something called free will, and free will is a worse affliction than vampirism. Free will is messy, free will is dangerous.
Free will could very well turn Merrick into a pile of bones.
That was, of course, if they weren’t discovered first. Joe had made several mistakes lately, not least of which was the turning of Heather. Sitting there in the predawn hour, attended by Tony, his gay bartender and human familiar, Merrick decided to have Joe killed. There are only two ways to kill a vampire: The stake and the flame. The latter seemed somehow appropriate in this case. After Joe, there would be no more captains, only him, one father with absolute power. That was how it had to be. One man, one vision. Democracies didn’t work. That was especially clear today. Everyone was so divided and nothing ever got done. If the humans had one strong leader, they might go in the wrong direction, but at least they would go somewhere. Instead, they stagnated.
Merrick didn’t particularly look forward to killing Joe, but it had to be done. To protect the family. To protect him.
And Merrick would do anything…anything at all…to protect himself.
***
Vampires.
Bruce kept coming back to that single wor, hoping each time that he would chuckle at the absurdity of it.
But he never did.
Did that mean he believed it? Not necessarily, but damn it, he considered it a possibility, and that alone was enough to make him feel like a fucking clown. All the evidence he had pointed to vampires, but then again, it might point to other things as well. Like aliens.
But let’s say the whole vampire thing was real. Who, like Vanessa asked, was patient zero? Who started this whole mess?
A name came to mind.
Merrick Garvis.
He had not had time to check into Garvis the previous day, but by God, he was going to do it now. He ran his name and social through the system and everything seemed to check out. Merrick Garvis was born on June 31, 1963 in -
Wait a minute. Weren’t there only 30 days in June?
Bruce checked, and there were, indeed, only 30 days in the month of June. Hm. Bruce did a little digging and found something out. Before 1987, social security numbers weren’t issued at birth. You had to sign up, using other forms of ID. Merrick Garvis applied for his in April 1984 and the date of birth on his state issued driver’s license was June 31. Bruce spent an hour on the phone with the DMV and learned that they had never issued a license to a Merrick Garvis. He then spoke to the Social Security Administration, and after much wrangling and frustration, he managed to get a photocopy of the license Garvis used to get his social security number. It was dated 1983.
The face staring back at him was almost exactly the same face he’d seen at Club Vlad, except maybe a touch less stiff and waxy. Though not as rough looking, there was no way in hell Garvis was 20 in that picture. It had to be a fake,
Bruce thought back to the events of the previous two days. Missing bodies, staked corpses, hearts that still beat after death.
Vampires didn’t seem like such a crazy explanation.
And if anyone was a fucking vampire around here, it was Merrick Garvis.
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“Most likely,” Merrick had said.
There was a certain peace in the idea of losing his cursed humanity. As Merrick had said, he would feel no pain, know no quandaries. He would live only for the night and for his master. On the other hand, watching someone like Matt sit and stare into the distance, drool coursing down his chin and nothing happening behind his dead eyes, scared Dom. He didn’t want to be a braindead idiot. He didn’t care about keeping his emotions, he just wanted to function.
Like Merrick.
There wasn’t much he could do, however. He was dead and that was the end of it.
Once Dom was patched up and dressed in a pair of jeans and a hoodie, Merrick called his children before him. “I have done my best to love and protect all of you,” he began. “Jessie, you were miserable with your grandmother, were you not?”
“Yes,” Jessie said tonelessly.
“You were depressed, bipolar, and cut yourself. Now you’re happy.”
“Yes,” she replied again.
“Joe, you were a two bit nobody staring down a ten year stretch in jail.”
“Yes.” Thin yellow liquid dripped from his nose.
“But now you are free.”
“Yes.”
“You appreciate what I’ve done for you.”
“Yes.”
Merrick flashed then, slamming his fist onto the arm of his wheelchair. “Then why do you keep fucking up? The police were here earlier. They have messages between you and Jessie. I told both of you to delete those. Then I find out that you bit someone and turned them despite my orders. We have an endless supply of blood here but you still went off on your own. How many are there?”
“Just one,” Joe said.
“Are you being honest with me?”
“Yes.”
Merrick sagged back in his chair, looking somehow older. “Joe, take Matt and go to her. Bring her back here before she causes any more problems. God alone knows how many people she’s changed. Too many vampires without a father will bring heat on us, and you know what happens in that case? We get pieces of wood shoved in our chests.”
Turning to Dom, Merrick said, “I have a job for you and Jessie. We’re nearly out of embalming fluid. You haven’t had your first dose and the rest of us are starting to get ripe as well. I have a contact at a funeral home. He texted earlier that the order he placed on my behalf has come in. I want you to pick it up and to pay him.”
Dom had never been picked for anything in his whole life. No one had ever wanted him on their team and no one had ever placed their trust in him the way Merrick was now. He was honored, proud, and would do anything to not let Merrick down.
“That cop who came here might be a problem,” Merrick went on. “We may have to deal with him, but we’ll leave that for another night. In any case, I want this place cleaned from top to bottom. If the police come, I want them to see nothing out of the ordinary.”
Now that everyone had their marching orders, they dispersed. Merrick handed Dom an evelope stuffed with cash, and Dom slipped it into the pocket of his hoodie. The other team - Joe and Matt - left, while the remaining vampires began tidying up.
A fleet of vehicles waited in the parking lot behind Club Vlad. Dom and Jessie took a black pedo van with no back windows. They drove in silence, the radio off. Dom did not want to hear music, nor did he wish to speak to Jessie. Their kinship was one of blood and circumstance, not one of words and emotions. He had no questions for her and wished to answer none of his own. The only thoughts he had were of the mission ahead and of the growing pain in his skull. He thought of the staring stupid Matt, of the decayed Max, and a shiver went down his spine.
What was left of his humanity recoiled at the idea of becoming like them.
The pain grew hotter, more intense. He forced it away and focused on driving.
The funeral home was on North Allen Street, next to a restaurant called Pepperjack’s. A tall, white house with dark shutters and a sign out front, it looked like a quiet, peaceful place. “Pull around back,” Jessie said.
Dom pulled the van around back and parked under a balcony, killing the headlights. They got out and went to the back door, Jessie in the lead. He assumed that she had done this before and that the seller would recognize her. She knocked, and a few moments later, the door opened. A youngish man with a shaved head appeared, wearing an apron and gloves. He saw them and tensed a little. Dom could smell, rather than sense, his fear, and his throat panged with thirst. “Come on,” the man said quickly. He stepped aside and allowed them to enter. Dom noticed that he walked behind them, wary of putting his back to them. “Do you have the money?”
“Do you have our order?” Jessie countered.
“Yes,” the man said, “I’m really risking my neck for this. They don’t just give embalming fluid away, you know. They keep track of it and if they realize I’m over ordering, someone from the state’s going to come down here and check.”
He led them into an embalming room. Three boxes sat on a table. Dom gave the man his money, and he and Jessie carried the boxes outside, loading them into the van. The whole time they were there, the man was edgy, like he was afraid they were going to attack him. Dom would be a liar if he said that the hot smell of the man’s blood didn’t excite him. Perhaps once his brain rotted away, he wouldn’t be able to control himself, but for now, he could.
A lightning bolt of pain shot through his head and he nearly dropped the last box onto the ground.
Once the man was paid, Dom and Jessie drove back to Club Vlad. In fifteen minutes, they were drinking side by side from two passed out partygoers, their reward for a job well done.
Meanwhile, across the city, Joe and Matt weren’t doing as well. They were standing outside of Heather’s apartment. Joe, slightly annoyed (anger being another emotion vampires could feel, along with fear) pounded on the door. He knew she was in there; he could smell the putrid odor of decay. “Let us in,” he said. “We won’t hurt you.”
Joe could barely remember changing her. He didn’t mean to, it just…happened. Like an unwanted pregnancy. You can bite someone as much as you want and drink as much as you want, but if you take too much at once and they die, you get the vampire equivalent of a baby. Joe liked the hunt. It was exciting. Having his meals brought to him Club Vlad didn’t arouse the same level of excitement. It was like shooting an animal tied to a tree. Or hiring a prostitute instead of wooing someone. No real satisfaction to it.
That was probably his greatest downfall. He had lured Jessie the same way, though Merrick was indeed interested in rescuing her from her grandmother. People you have saved obey just as well as people with no brains.
He felt fluid on his upper lip and sniffed. “Come on, let us in,” he said.
No response.
He looked at Matt and nodded to the door. Together, they rammed their shoulders against it. It shook in its frame. They were both dead and weak, but modern American architecture is even weaker, and the door eventually slammed open. The apartment beyond was dark, messy, and reeked of death. They searched high and low, and eventually found Heather huddled in a corner, trying to hide. She was naked save for a pair of panties, her body bloated and beginning to turn black. Her skin hung from her frame and her eyes were filled with blood and fear. It was a wonder no one had called the police yet. The smell was overpowering. “We’re here to help,” he said. “You have to come with us.”
She shook her head and trembled. Maybe she remembered that he was the one who did this to her. Maybe her memories had rotted away. Those were usually the first to go. Then your emotions, then your personality. Finally, your capacity for higher reasoning. “I’m sorry I did this to you,” he said. That was a lie. He was not remorseful. Nor was he proud, for that matter. It just happened. Like rain. “But I want to help you. We can fix you.”
No amount of coaxing or conjoling could induce her to move. Joe weighed his options. He doubted anyone would call the cops even if they heard the door coming down - people who lived in places like this rarely called the cops, which helped Joe and his cause immensely. Even so, there was the possibility. Every minute they spent here was a minute that something could go wrong, and Joe had a lot to lose.
So, too, did Merrick.
Giving up, Joe took out his cellphone and called Merrick. “She refuses to come,” he said simply.
The line was quiet for a moment, then Merrick’s voice came back. Cold. Calculating. “Then do what you must.”
That was the go ahead.
Hanging up, Joe looked around the apartment and found a wooden chair in the kitchen. He lifted it over his head and slammed it on the counter, shattering it into a million pieces. He selected the longest, sharpest, and sturdiest looking one. He went back into the room and directed Matt to hold her down. She fought, kicked, and spat, but she was weaker than even they were. They had been embalmed. She hadn’t.
Matt pinned her hands above her head and Joe straddled her. Animal terror filled her eyes and she whipped her head from side to side. Joe lifted the makeshift stake with both hands, and brought it down as hard as he could, driving it deep into her heart. Her eyes bulged from their sockets and a high, otherworldly scream ripped from her throat. She bucked, thrashed, and kicked her feet. Her resistance began to ebb away until she was twitching…until she was still.
Heather from OKCupid was dead.
Truly dead.
Joe couldn’t help wondering what it was like.
Pulling the stake out, he tossed it aside and got to his feet, Matt doing likewise. A soul petrifying scream might be cause for even the tightest of lips to start talking. “Let’s go,” he said. And together, he and Matt fled, leaving the poor, dead body of Heather behind.
***
As it turned out, one of Heather’s neighbors did call the cops. At 10;13pm, Vanessa Rodregiez arrived with two patrolmen and found the front door of Apartment 237 knocked down. Guns drawn, they entered, Vanessa at the head. The first thing she noticed was the smell. It jammed itself into her nostrils, shoved its tongue down her throat, and violated her - all without even buying her dinner first.
Vanessa hadn’t been at this as long as her buddy Bruce had, but she knew a dead, rotting body when she smelled one. They searched the premises, and sure enough, they found a vic in the bedroom, lying in the gap between the bed and the wall; it looked like the former had been moved, perhaps in a struggle. Vanessa knelt down to check the vic’s pulse, but stopped.
There was no need.
The vic - who looked like a female but could have been an overweight male - hadn’t had a pulse in a very long time.
Examining the body, Vanessa found a wound in the chest, just above the heart. Black, stinking goo leaked from it, and Vanessa gagged. She fisted her hand to her mouth, retched, and then ran for the kitchen sink. Her partner for the night, Jim Walsh, stared down at the stiff before him, and his face turned a sickly shade of green. He avoided puking because he didn’t nose fuck the wound like Vanessa had, but he wasted no time in getting out there, dry heaving in the hallway where the air was somewhat fresh.
After leaving her lunch in the sink, Vanessa radioed back to headquarters, and before long, the place was crawling with cops. The assistant medical examiner - who had taken over after Ed Harris quit the previous night - knelt over the body and studied it. A solidly built black man with a mustache, his name was Leon and he knew death just as well as his old boss, so when he said the vic had been dead nearly two weeks, Vanessa accepted it.
That begged the question: Who broke in and screamed just now? A relative? The caller clearly heard screaming and peeked out her door to see two males fleeing on foot. Maybe they found the vic and freaked out? Or maybe they were the killers returning to the scene of the crime. After all, the vic had clearly been murdered.
In fact, they found a likely murder weapon. A long sliver of wood soaked in black goo. Blood turns black after a while, but there was something different about this stuff. “What is it?” Vanessa asked Leon.
“I’m not sure,” Leon said and pulled off a pair of Latex gloves he’d donned to examine the vic, “could be blood or…”
“Or what?” Vanessa asked.
“Or something,” Leon said. “Give me a few hours.”
And a few hours it was. Just before 1am, Leon called Vanessa at her desk. “I think you should come down here,” he said.
Fifteen minutes later, Vanessa stood over Leon as he pulled the vic’s chest open with a pair of tweezers. “That’s the heart,” he said, “whoever stabbed her scored a direct hit, but this…this is what concerns me.”
He prodded a furry lump with the tip of his scalpel.
“What is it?” Vanessa asked.
“I don’t know,” he said, “it looks like mold.”
That word - mold - triggered a memory in her brain. “Ed said something about mold last night. He found it in -”
“The Mason boy,” Leon finished.
“Yeah. The one who got up and ran off.”
Leon turned away from Vanessa and looked at the dead woman - for it was a woman. Vanessa got the impression that he didn’t want her to see his expression. “I’ve known Ed ten years. I know something happened last night, but a stiff getting up and walking off? I thought he was confused. Now…I don’t know. That makes two bodies in 24 hours. And get this. The chest wound? It was done post-mortem. I can’t find a cause of death anywhere. Except maybe blood loss but it’s hard to tell at this point. And speaking of blood…”
“What?” Vanessa asked quickly.
“When I opened her stomach up, a whole shit load of blood spilled out. And a lot of it was a lot fresher than she is.”
Vanessa furrowed her brow in confusion. “You mean…?”
“It’s not hers,” Leon said. “I can’t be 100 percent sure until I run tests, but I’d put money on it.”
Vanessa’s head spun with information both new and old. You know that full, heavy feeling you get when a poo is brewing in your guts? That’s kind of what Vanessa was feeling, only in her head instead of her stomach.
Leon was just as mystified by the whole thing as she was and stayed up late to run a few preliminary tests. By sunrise, he had confirmed that the blood inside of Heather’s stomach was not hers. In fact, it had come from at least three different sources. “Is it human?” Vanessa asked over the phone.
“Yes,” Leon said, sounding troubled, “it’s human.”
In the cobalt hour before sunrise, Vanessa sat at her desk and tried to piece this whole thing together. They had:
- A corpse that (allegedly) woke up and dipped out
- A dead girl who’d been stabbed in the heart with a piece of wood after somehow ingesting the blood of three different people.
- Some missing kids
- Oh, and both bodies - the girl’s and the runaway corpses’ - had the same weird fungus in their heart cavities.
The idea that vampires were real was dumb, but the more she turned it over in her mind, the more she became convinced that it was at least an option. A lot of things people thought were fantastic and made up turned out to be real, so why not vampires too?
Shortly after 8, Bruce came in. He was just sitting down when Vanessa came in and slapped her report on the desk. “Buckle up, bitch,” she said, “things just got weirder.”
He stared up at her with one of those grumpy - but cute -expressions he was so good at putting on. As he read, however, his brow knitted. “Jesus,” he muttered to himself. He pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a weary sigh.
“I have a theory - kind of,” Vanessa said, “but I don’t want to say it.”
“You might as well,” Bruce said. “It can’t be more kooky than reality these days.”
“Okay,” Vanessa started, “what if - and I’m just thinking out loud here - what if there are vampires in Albany?”
She expected Bruce to give her a dirty look, but he chewed it over, actually taking it seriously. “And those missing boys are victims?” he asked finally.
“Yeah,” Vanessa said. “That girl’s been dead two weeks. Maybe she bit Dominick Mason and he came back for revenge after realizing he was cursed to be a goddamn shit sucking vampire forever.”
Bruce nodded. “Yeah, but who turned her?”
“I don’t know,” Vanessa said, “I don’t know.”
***
Before dawn painted the eastern sky, Merrick Garvis sat in his chamber like a withered king, a mess of IVs hooked into his arms and neck. The vault was silent save for the soft noise of the machines as they filtered out the old embalming fluid and replaced it with new embalming fluid. Embalming fluid always made him spacy, like a drug. The others had gone first, and even now lay near comatose around him like addicts in an opium den.
As far as he knew, Merrick was the oldest vampire in the world, perhaps, even, the oldest vampire to ever live. Though he was not fully honest with Dom, he was not lying when he said that vampires rotted like any other dead thing. Conditions considered, you had a few weeks tops if left untreated. There may be living vampires in remote corners of Egypt or the northern most reaches of Russia, where the climate preserved dead things, but unless you made it to one of those places, you were pretty well fucked.
Merrick was not a proud man, nor was he concerned with saving face - the dead have no need for that. He was being truthful when he said that he feared death. What’s more, he feared being helpless. Deep down, vampires are people, and people don’t exactly have the greatest track record with caring for their infirm. He read once that the first sign of a civilization was a broken leg that had healed, as it showed that someone stayed with and cared for a fellow human long enough for them to get well again. In Merrick’s opinion, that was true…and thus there was no civilization. Merrick was fifty-one when he died in the year 1982. In his lifetime, he had seen The Great Depression, World War II, and a million small acts of cruelty and selfishness in between. He’d seen beggars starving in the streets, abused children shuffled out of sight and out of mind, and disdain for the poor and the weak.
The living were awful, and the living dead were no different. Once their humanity rotted away, they cared only about filling their stomachs. They were like ticks - they would drink until their bellies literally ruptured…and then keep on drinking.
That left him in a precarious position. He was old, his body was weak. He couldn’t stand unassisted and if left to fend for himself, he would decay into a pile of bones within days. He would be cursed to lay in one spot for all eternity, aware and hungry, little more than a ghost tethered to a black and still beating heart.
He refused to let that happen to him. Thus, he had created a family, a clan of vampires loyal to him and to him alone. He did this through acts of simple kindness and understanding…but also through deception. He knew, for instance, how to preserve the brain. He’d figured out how to do it early on - you pickle it. Like a fetus preserved in a jar. He sawed off the top of his own head and filled it with a special solution that kept his brain - and his intelligence - intact. It slowly drained out through the nose and ears in a thin, yellow liquid, but it worked well enough. He couldn’t save everything, however, and had lost vital things in the process, such as most of his human memories, his sense of humor, and some motor functions. He shared this secret with only Joe, and a few others before, because he needed a strong captain. He kept the others in the dark because vampires - like people - are easier to control when they don’t think for themselves.
Right about now, however, Merrick was beginning to regret sharing the formula with even Joe. Joe had brought him nothing but grief. Joe, you see, could think for himself. He could make decisions. He could go behind Merrick’s back. Joe had something called free will, and free will is a worse affliction than vampirism. Free will is messy, free will is dangerous.
Free will could very well turn Merrick into a pile of bones.
That was, of course, if they weren’t discovered first. Joe had made several mistakes lately, not least of which was the turning of Heather. Sitting there in the predawn hour, attended by Tony, his gay bartender and human familiar, Merrick decided to have Joe killed. There are only two ways to kill a vampire: The stake and the flame. The latter seemed somehow appropriate in this case. After Joe, there would be no more captains, only him, one father with absolute power. That was how it had to be. One man, one vision. Democracies didn’t work. That was especially clear today. Everyone was so divided and nothing ever got done. If the humans had one strong leader, they might go in the wrong direction, but at least they would go somewhere. Instead, they stagnated.
Merrick didn’t particularly look forward to killing Joe, but it had to be done. To protect the family. To protect him.
And Merrick would do anything…anything at all…to protect himself.
***
Vampires.
Bruce kept coming back to that single wor, hoping each time that he would chuckle at the absurdity of it.
But he never did.
Did that mean he believed it? Not necessarily, but damn it, he considered it a possibility, and that alone was enough to make him feel like a fucking clown. All the evidence he had pointed to vampires, but then again, it might point to other things as well. Like aliens.
But let’s say the whole vampire thing was real. Who, like Vanessa asked, was patient zero? Who started this whole mess?
A name came to mind.
Merrick Garvis.
He had not had time to check into Garvis the previous day, but by God, he was going to do it now. He ran his name and social through the system and everything seemed to check out. Merrick Garvis was born on June 31, 1963 in -
Wait a minute. Weren’t there only 30 days in June?
Bruce checked, and there were, indeed, only 30 days in the month of June. Hm. Bruce did a little digging and found something out. Before 1987, social security numbers weren’t issued at birth. You had to sign up, using other forms of ID. Merrick Garvis applied for his in April 1984 and the date of birth on his state issued driver’s license was June 31. Bruce spent an hour on the phone with the DMV and learned that they had never issued a license to a Merrick Garvis. He then spoke to the Social Security Administration, and after much wrangling and frustration, he managed to get a photocopy of the license Garvis used to get his social security number. It was dated 1983.
The face staring back at him was almost exactly the same face he’d seen at Club Vlad, except maybe a touch less stiff and waxy. Though not as rough looking, there was no way in hell Garvis was 20 in that picture. It had to be a fake,
Bruce thought back to the events of the previous two days. Missing bodies, staked corpses, hearts that still beat after death.
Vampires didn’t seem like such a crazy explanation.
And if anyone was a fucking vampire around here, it was Merrick Garvis.
2024.05.16 20:00 Comfortable-Check-67 Writing Resources Thread
Post your favorite writing resources here. They can be books, articles, software, YouTube channels, podcasts, blogs and anything else that helps you.
Here's a few I like to start us off:
Books:
On Writing by Stephen King
Save the Cat Writes a Novel by Jessica Brody
Techniques of the Selling Writer by Dwight Swain
Novelist as a Vocation by Haruki Murakami
The Writer's Complete Fantasy Reference by Terry Brooks, David Borcherding, and Sherrilyn Kenyon
Websites:
https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-fiction - articles on lots of topics related to writing
https://www.advancedfictionwriting.com/ - good discussions of scene structure and techniques for plotting
https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/ - best name generator out there
https://www.panix.com/~felicia/charactecharacter.php - in depth character creation
https://www.etymonline.com/ - origins and history of words
https://www.writerswrite.com/ - everything from articles on fiction and poetry to industry news to writing contests and jobs for writers
https://novellla.web.app/ - distraction free writing software
https://www.powerthesaurus.org/ and https://onelook.com/thesaurus/ - my two favorite thesauruses
https://writershelpingwriters.net/ - lots of good articles in their blog, and some decent resources although many of them are behind a paywall
https://springhole.net/writing/index.html - tons of articles relating to fiction writing, worldbuilding, and roleplaying
https://writingwithcolor.tumblr.com/post/96830966357/words-for-skin-tone-how-to-describe-skin-color - great resource for tips on describing non-white characters
https://milanote.com/ - good free software for organizing projects
https://www.fightwrite.net/blog/ - information about combat and injuries
https://wavemaker.cards/ - free plotting and writing software with some neat features
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Here's a few I like to start us off:
Books:
On Writing by Stephen King
Save the Cat Writes a Novel by Jessica Brody
Techniques of the Selling Writer by Dwight Swain
Novelist as a Vocation by Haruki Murakami
The Writer's Complete Fantasy Reference by Terry Brooks, David Borcherding, and Sherrilyn Kenyon
Websites:
https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-fiction - articles on lots of topics related to writing
https://www.advancedfictionwriting.com/ - good discussions of scene structure and techniques for plotting
https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/ - best name generator out there
https://www.panix.com/~felicia/charactecharacter.php - in depth character creation
https://www.etymonline.com/ - origins and history of words
https://www.writerswrite.com/ - everything from articles on fiction and poetry to industry news to writing contests and jobs for writers
https://novellla.web.app/ - distraction free writing software
https://www.powerthesaurus.org/ and https://onelook.com/thesaurus/ - my two favorite thesauruses
https://writershelpingwriters.net/ - lots of good articles in their blog, and some decent resources although many of them are behind a paywall
https://springhole.net/writing/index.html - tons of articles relating to fiction writing, worldbuilding, and roleplaying
https://writingwithcolor.tumblr.com/post/96830966357/words-for-skin-tone-how-to-describe-skin-color - great resource for tips on describing non-white characters
https://milanote.com/ - good free software for organizing projects
https://www.fightwrite.net/blog/ - information about combat and injuries
https://wavemaker.cards/ - free plotting and writing software with some neat features
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2024.05.16 19:56 Sweet-Count2557 Rasdhoo Island Inn in Rasdhoo, Maldives
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2024.05.16 19:55 jovanabanana Is "cisgender" a slur? /r/FreeSpeech discusses Twitter policy
Background
In June 2023, self-proclaimed free speech absolutist Elon Musk declared that the words "cis" or "cisgender" are considered slurs on X (Twitter). It would appear, however, that only recently did the platform actually start enforcing against these terms.Naturally, the principled free speech advocates of /FreeSpeech took issue with this.
Or so you would think...
Drama
Thread: X now treats the term cisgender as a slur (mirror)First, for an idea of the sub's prevailing views on the matter
It is often, maybe even most often used as a slur. [+153]Godwin's law in action
No, it is used most often to indicate that someone isn't trans. Do you consider that an insult? [-54]
It is used disparagingly every time. It is another petty attempt to garner attention from the demographic that is defined solely by its clinical narcissism. [+8]
I got called a cisgender retard right here on Reddit a few weeks back, so... xDA rigorous discussion on the nature of gender
If someone called you a white retard, would that mean the word “white” is a slur? The slur part of that comment was the word “retard” not “cisgender”.
I find cis stuff offensive as it forcefully puts me in a category that's part of a neo-marxist ideology that I despise with all my being - it's analogous with Nazis calling Jews untermensch, in my view.
Can you show me one example of someone using cisgender as a slur.This turns into a lengthy slapfight.
When you continuously refer someone as “cis” despite them not wanting to be called that
By the way, there’s only two genders
Hurting someone’s feelings is not the same as the word being a slur.
And prove there are only two genders, moron. I’ll wait.
If you need proof of the only two genders that have existed ever since the start of the human race, then you are truly stupid as fuck.
Don’t do drugs kids, or you’ll end up as brain dead as this moron Lol
Won't somebody please think of the children?
A belief that you can become opposite sex by surgery, ingesting hormones, or even just by declaring yourself to be one, is absolutely an ideology, because it's factually, scientifically and provably incorrect.Somehow the N word comes up
They absolutely are coming for the kids. The countless photos and videos of gender ideology agenda in schools and kindergartens aren't proof enough? The drag queen show, confusing them about gender, forcing sexuality onto them from they youngest age.
Then please prove it scientifically, genius. I'll wait.
Yep, malice.
I have an opinion you dont understand therefore I must be evil.
This is real yokel shit.
So now banning words is a good thing? Make it make sense...this is limiting free speech, no?
It's a slur
And so is whore but that word isn't limited nor banned in any way...so is Elon Monk now infringing on people's freedom?
Speech isn't free though. Try using the N word as a slur in your local coffee shop and see how long it takes before you're arrested.
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2024.05.16 19:50 EinsamerZuhausi Super Earth Anthem lyrics
Here are the lyrics of the Super Earth Anthem for everyone interessted (It's all caps because it's (hopefully) 1:1 the text from the TV):
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MANAGED DEMOCRACY IS THE TRUE PATH, ALL WHO RESIST IT SHALL SUFFER OUR WRATH, WHITE, YELLOW, BLUE FLYING ON ALL THE WORLDS, JUSTICE AND HOPE ARE FOREVER UNFURLED.
OUR WAY OF LIFE, GALAXY WIDE, PAVED WITH THE SKULLS OF THOSE WHO'VE DIED. UNSLAKEABLE TIDE, OF SUPER EARTH PRIDE, A TORRENT THAT CAN'T BE SATISFIED. WE SACRIFICE, FOR PARADISE, ANYTHING LESS WILL NOT SUFFICE. CITIZENS RISE! LIBERTY RISE! SUPER EARTH RISE UP TO THE SKIES.
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2024.05.16 19:48 WintaPhoenix Pictomancer summary
Hey, it's after 3am, but here's a comprehensive rundown of everything shown about Pictomancer in Live Letter 81. Well, not everything, I didn't get cast times. ** denotes one button.
**[Light single target combo] Red Fire > Green Aero > Blue Water (Grants 25 rainbow gauge and 1 white palette gauge for finishing combo. First step grants “colour magic 2 possible” and second step grants “colour magic 3 possible”, which allow for the combo actions) 200mp per cast
**[Light AoE combo] Red Fira > Green Aerora (?) > Blue Watera (?) 300mp per cast
**White Holy (Costs 1 white palette gauge per cast) 200mp
**[Dark single target combo] Cyan Blizzard > Yellow Stone > Magenta Thunder (Costs 1 stack of “Subtractive Palette” buff per cast) 300mp per cast
**[Dark AoE combo] Cyan Blizzara > Yellow Stona (?) > Magenta Thundara (?) 400mp per cast
**Black Comet (Costs 1 black palette gauge per cast and ends the “Tone Inversion” buff) 300mp
**Tempera (?) Coat (No information given)
**Rainbow Drip (No cost, Long cast time attack, grants 1 white palette gauge)
**Subtractive Palette (Costs 50 rainbow gauge, grants 3 stacks of “Subtractive Palette” buff and “Tone Inversion” buff, changes 1 white palette gauge to black)
**Smudge (Dash forward and 3 seconds of “Smudge” buff which increases movement speed)
**Picto Animal (Canvas) Preps the respective Imagine Animal spell. Long cast time in combat, instant outside of combat. Rotates through four options:
**[Hammer finisher] Hammer Stamp > Hammer Brush > Hammer Polish (Each cast cost 1 stack of “Hammer combo possible” buff)
**Picto Scape Preps next Imagine Scape spell. Long cast time in combat, instant outside of combat.
**Imagine Scape
**Star Prism (Heal and damage, costs “Star Prism possible” buff)
//Buffs// “Colour magic 2 possible” (Swaps combo spells to the second button in the combo)
“Colour magic 3 possible” (Swaps combo spells to the third button in the combo)
“Tone inversion” (Swaps next white palette gauge to black, allowing a cast of Black Comet)
“Smudge” (Increases movement speed)
"Imagine Sky" (Unsure)
“Subtractive Palette possible” (Allows cast of Subtractive Palette for free)
“Installation” (Reduces cast and recast time)
“Star prism possible” (Allows casting Star Prism)
“Rainbow Drip effect up” (Increases next Rainbow Drip cast [was granted at the same time as both “Tone Inversion” and the final stack of “Installation” fell off])
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**[Light single target combo] Red Fire > Green Aero > Blue Water (Grants 25 rainbow gauge and 1 white palette gauge for finishing combo. First step grants “colour magic 2 possible” and second step grants “colour magic 3 possible”, which allow for the combo actions) 200mp per cast
**[Light AoE combo] Red Fira > Green Aerora (?) > Blue Watera (?) 300mp per cast
**White Holy (Costs 1 white palette gauge per cast) 200mp
**[Dark single target combo] Cyan Blizzard > Yellow Stone > Magenta Thunder (Costs 1 stack of “Subtractive Palette” buff per cast) 300mp per cast
**[Dark AoE combo] Cyan Blizzara > Yellow Stona (?) > Magenta Thundara (?) 400mp per cast
**Black Comet (Costs 1 black palette gauge per cast and ends the “Tone Inversion” buff) 300mp
**Tempera (?) Coat (No information given)
**Rainbow Drip (No cost, Long cast time attack, grants 1 white palette gauge)
**Subtractive Palette (Costs 50 rainbow gauge, grants 3 stacks of “Subtractive Palette” buff and “Tone Inversion” buff, changes 1 white palette gauge to black)
**Smudge (Dash forward and 3 seconds of “Smudge” buff which increases movement speed)
**Picto Animal (Canvas) Preps the respective Imagine Animal spell. Long cast time in combat, instant outside of combat. Rotates through four options:
- Picto Pompom
- Picto Wing
- Picto Claw
- Pictor Fang
- Imagine Pompom
- Imagine Wing
- Imagine Claw
- Imagine Fang
- Moogle Stream (After pompom and wing)
- Madeen Retribution (After claw and fang)
- Picto Hammer
- Imagine Hammer
**[Hammer finisher] Hammer Stamp > Hammer Brush > Hammer Polish (Each cast cost 1 stack of “Hammer combo possible” buff)
**Picto Scape Preps next Imagine Scape spell. Long cast time in combat, instant outside of combat.
**Imagine Scape
- Imagine Sky
**Star Prism (Heal and damage, costs “Star Prism possible” buff)
//Buffs// “Colour magic 2 possible” (Swaps combo spells to the second button in the combo)
“Colour magic 3 possible” (Swaps combo spells to the third button in the combo)
“Tone inversion” (Swaps next white palette gauge to black, allowing a cast of Black Comet)
“Smudge” (Increases movement speed)
"Imagine Sky" (Unsure)
“Subtractive Palette possible” (Allows cast of Subtractive Palette for free)
“Installation” (Reduces cast and recast time)
“Star prism possible” (Allows casting Star Prism)
“Rainbow Drip effect up” (Increases next Rainbow Drip cast [was granted at the same time as both “Tone Inversion” and the final stack of “Installation” fell off])
2024.05.16 19:47 Fluid-Apartment-6418 I want to open a Pilates studio .
I'm considering starting a Pilates studio but feeling quite scared about it. I've been doing Pilates for over a year and I'm keen on owning a studio. In my area which is very posh (I feel my business could attract steady quality clients, there are no nearby Pilates studios, and I wonder if it's due to high rates, as all studios are at least 5 miles away .
I'm curious about what it takes to start a studio, as I have limited experience in this area. How difficult is it to get certified, and is certification necessary to own a studio?
I'm planning to start with used reformers, aiming for 8-12 units. I'd offer 30-minute free trial classes once a week and unlimited classes in barre, yoga, and strength training. Currently listening to a few podcasts such as 'Pilates teachers' manual to educate myself.
I had a food truck business that didn't work out due to industry challenges, which made going back to a 9-5 job tough. I currently work in commercial real estate (2 years now and can easily look for space with the tools my work provide, currently make about $60k a year . I have great credit about $30,000 in savings from my previous business , . Currently looking at spaces in my area $17 NNN 2000 SF . I wouldn't quit my 9-5 pm , they are very flexible .
My husband owns a construction company, and while his income has decreased post-COVID, he's supportive of my venture . My sister suggests opening an affordable daycare Like she has because she claims Pilates isn't an essential business, but I'm drawn to the idea of a Pilates studio and she doesn't seem to think they are that profitable so I figured I would ask here on expectation.
I'm seeking advice and experiences from others who have started Pilates studios or similar businesses. Any insights or feedback would be greatly appreciated. I'm determined not to let doubts hold me back from pursuing this dream but I am still a realist. Also, as a minority in a predominantly white, conservative area, I'm nervous about how my venture will be received. Any advice would be helpful too on what i should expect as far as worst case and best scenarios if I do indeed venture towards that route .
Thank you in advance for any guidance you can provide.
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I'm curious about what it takes to start a studio, as I have limited experience in this area. How difficult is it to get certified, and is certification necessary to own a studio?
I'm planning to start with used reformers, aiming for 8-12 units. I'd offer 30-minute free trial classes once a week and unlimited classes in barre, yoga, and strength training. Currently listening to a few podcasts such as 'Pilates teachers' manual to educate myself.
I had a food truck business that didn't work out due to industry challenges, which made going back to a 9-5 job tough. I currently work in commercial real estate (2 years now and can easily look for space with the tools my work provide, currently make about $60k a year . I have great credit about $30,000 in savings from my previous business , . Currently looking at spaces in my area $17 NNN 2000 SF . I wouldn't quit my 9-5 pm , they are very flexible .
My husband owns a construction company, and while his income has decreased post-COVID, he's supportive of my venture . My sister suggests opening an affordable daycare Like she has because she claims Pilates isn't an essential business, but I'm drawn to the idea of a Pilates studio and she doesn't seem to think they are that profitable so I figured I would ask here on expectation.
I'm seeking advice and experiences from others who have started Pilates studios or similar businesses. Any insights or feedback would be greatly appreciated. I'm determined not to let doubts hold me back from pursuing this dream but I am still a realist. Also, as a minority in a predominantly white, conservative area, I'm nervous about how my venture will be received. Any advice would be helpful too on what i should expect as far as worst case and best scenarios if I do indeed venture towards that route .
Thank you in advance for any guidance you can provide.
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2024.05.16 19:43 PilferingPigeons Help me pick a last name?
I currently have my ex-husband’s last name because when we divorced, my kids were adamant that if I changed my name, they were changing theirs. That being a battle I did not want to fight with my ex, I kept his name. My kids are rapidly approaching 18, as children often do, and I’m ready to pick a last name that suits me.
I’m white, non-binary, and have a three syllable feminine first name. I’m known for having random wildlife show up to my house asking for help, and rehab pigeons in my free time. I have numerous rescue animals. I like nature-based names, and bonus points if it sounds like something out of a storybook.
Any ideas?
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I’m white, non-binary, and have a three syllable feminine first name. I’m known for having random wildlife show up to my house asking for help, and rehab pigeons in my free time. I have numerous rescue animals. I like nature-based names, and bonus points if it sounds like something out of a storybook.
Any ideas?
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2024.05.16 19:41 Sweet-Count2557 Best Babymoon Destinations In December 2023
 | Best Babymoon Destinations In December 2023 submitted by Sweet-Count2557 to worldkidstravel [link] [comments] Looking for the perfect babymoon destination to celebrate your pregnancy in December? Look no further! We have compiled a list of the best places for you to escape, relax, and enjoy some quality time before your little one arrives. Whether you're dreaming of pristine beaches, snowy mountains, or exotic cultural experiences, we've got you covered. In Maui, Hawaii, you can bask in the warm sun and dip your toes in crystal-clear waters. Aspen, Colorado offers a cozy winter wonderland with its charming ski resorts and breathtaking mountain scenery. For those seeking a mix of relaxation and adventure, Cancun, Mexico is the place to be with its luxurious resorts and vibrant nightlife. If you're looking for a more romantic and picturesque setting, Santorini, Greece will steal your heart with its iconic white-washed buildings overlooking the sparkling Aegean Sea. 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Aspen is renowned for its top-notch ski resorts. Whether you're a seasoned skier or a beginner, there are slopes to suit every skill level. The Aspen Mountain Resort boasts over 3000 acres of skiable terrain with breathtaking views of the surrounding mountains. Snowmass Ski Area offers expansive slopes and diverse terrain, perfect for exploring together. Apart from skiing, Aspen offers a myriad of other winter activities to enjoy during your babymoon. Take a romantic sleigh ride through picturesque landscapes or go ice skating hand-in-hand at the Silver Circle Ice Rink. For a unique adventure, try dog sledding and feel the thrill as you glide through the snow-covered trails. After a day filled with outdoor adventures, indulge in some much-needed relaxation at one of Aspen's luxurious spas. Treat yourself to a prenatal massage or unwind in the soothing hot tubs while surrounded by stunning mountain views. Aspen is an excellent choice for your babymoon in December. From world-class ski resorts to thrilling winter activities and serene spa experiences, this charming town has it all to make your trip truly magical. Cancun, Mexico When planning your December getaway, imagine yourself basking in the warm sun and turquoise waters of Cancun, Mexico. This vibrant destination offers the perfect babymoon experience with its stunning Caribbean beaches and rich cultural heritage. Here are four reasons why exploring Mayan ruins and enjoying the breathtaking coastline make Cancun an ideal babymoon destination: Discover Ancient History: Immerse yourself in the fascinating world of the Mayan civilization by visiting iconic sites such as Chichen Itza and Tulum. These ancient ruins will transport you back in time, allowing you to marvel at their architectural brilliance while learning about their intriguing history. Indulge in Relaxation: Picture yourself lounging on powdery white sands, feeling the gentle ocean breeze caress your skin as you soak up the sun's warmth. Cancun's pristine beaches offer a tranquil setting for expectant parents to unwind and reconnect before welcoming their little one. Unparalleled Natural Beauty: The crystal-clear waters of Cancun are renowned for their mesmerizing shades of blue. Snorkel alongside colorful tropical fish, or take a leisurely swim in one of the many cenotes (natural sinkholes) that dot this coastal paradise. Luxurious Accommodations: From all-inclusive resorts to boutique hotels, Cancun offers an array of accommodations tailored to pamper expecting couples. Enjoy spacious rooms with breathtaking views, rejuvenating spa treatments, and delectable cuisine that caters to your pregnancy cravings. Whether you're seeking adventure or simply craving relaxation, Cancun provides the perfect blend of natural beauty, cultural exploration, and luxurious indulgence for an unforgettable babymoon experience. Santorini, Greece When you visit Santorini, Greece, get ready to be mesmerized by the breathtaking views of the Aegean Sea. From the moment you arrive on this picturesque island, you'll be greeted by stunning vistas of turquoise waters and dramatic cliffs. As you explore the charming villages and unique architecture that dot the landscape, every turn will reveal a new postcard-worthy scene. And don't forget to indulge in the delicious Greek cuisine and wine - from fresh seafood to mouthwatering moussaka, your taste buds are in for a treat. Admire the Breathtaking Views of the Aegean Sea Get ready to be amazed as you take in the stunning vistas of the Aegean Sea during your babymoon in December. Santorini, Greece offers breathtaking sunsets that'll leave you and your partner in awe. Imagine standing on a cliffside, hand in hand, as the sky turns shades of pink and orange, creating a picture-perfect backdrop for your romantic getaway. To make the most of this incredible experience, consider staying at one of the luxury resorts overlooking the Aegean Sea. These resorts offer not only lavish accommodations but also private balconies or terraces where you can enjoy uninterrupted views of the sea and feel completely immersed in nature's beauty. During your babymoon on Santorini island, don't miss out on exploring the charming villages perched on cliffs. Wander through narrow streets lined with traditional white houses adorned with vibrant blue accents, creating a picturesque scene against the azure waters below. In summary: Breathtaking sunsets: Witness nature's artwork unfold before your eyes. Luxury resorts: Indulge in opulent accommodations with stunning sea views. Charming villages: Immerse yourself in Greek culture while admiring scenic landscapes. Discover Charming Villages and Unique Architecture Immerse yourself in the rich Greek culture and architectural wonders as you explore the charming villages with their unique white houses and vibrant blue accents. Embark on captivating tours of these charming villages, where every corner reveals a new architectural wonder. Wander through narrow cobblestone streets that wind their way between traditional houses adorned with colorful flowers. Admire the intricate details of the whitewashed walls and wooden shutters that create a picturesque backdrop against the striking blue sky. These villages offer a glimpse into Greece's history and traditions, with each village showcasing its own distinct charm and character. Whether it's the quaint taverns serving delicious local cuisine or the cozy cafes inviting you to sit back and relax, these villages are sure to leave a lasting impression on your babymoon getaway. Don't miss out on this opportunity to discover Greece's charming villages and their remarkable architecture. Savor Delicious Greek Cuisine and Wine Indulge in the mouthwatering flavors of Greek cuisine and sip on exquisite local wines, immersing yourself in a culinary experience that will leave you craving for more. Did you know that Greece is home to over 300 indigenous grape varieties, making it one of the oldest wine-producing regions in the world? Here are four reasons why savoring Greek food and wine should be at the top of your babymoon itinerary: Authentic Mediterranean Flavors: From creamy tzatziki and tender souvlaki to savory moussaka and flaky baklava, Greek cuisine offers a delightful array of dishes bursting with fresh ingredients like olive oil, feta cheese, and aromatic herbs. Unique Regional Specialties: Each Greek island or mainland region has its own culinary specialties. Sample Santorini's famous cherry tomatoes, Crete's succulent lamb dishes, or Thessaloniki's delectable seafood. Wine Tasting Adventures: Embark on wine tours through picturesque vineyards where you can taste unique varietals like Assyrtiko or Xinomavro. The combination of volcanic soil and Mediterranean climate creates exceptional conditions for cultivating grapes. Cooking Classes & Food Tours: Engage in hands-on cooking classes where skilled chefs will guide you through preparing traditional Greek dishes like spanakopita or dolmades. Alternatively, join food tours to explore bustling markets brimming with vibrant produce and local delicacies. Prepare to embark on a gastronomic journey that celebrates the rich history and diverse flavors of Greek cuisine. Bali, Indonesia Explore the enchanting beauty of Bali, where you can relax on stunning beaches, indulge in delicious cuisine, and experience the vibrant culture firsthand. Bali is renowned for its breathtaking beaches that offer a perfect setting for sunbathing, swimming, and even surfing. The island boasts an array of picturesque shores such as Kuta Beach with its golden sand and crystal-clear waters. Imagine yourself lounging under the warm tropical sun while sipping a refreshing cocktail. Bali's allure extends beyond its beaches; it is also deeply rooted in traditional Balinese culture. Immerse yourself in the rich heritage by visiting ancient temples like Pura Besakih or attending captivating traditional dance performances. Witnessing these cultural traditions will transport you to another world filled with grace and beauty. To give you a glimpse of what awaits you in Bali, here's a table highlighting some of the most popular beach destinations and cultural experiences: Beach DestinationsTraditional Balinese CultureKuta BeachTemple VisitsNusa DuaTraditional Dance PerformancesSeminyakBalinese Cooking ClassesJimbaran BayBatik Workshops Whether you're seeking relaxation or adventure, Bali has something for everyone. Its harmonious blend of natural beauty and cultural heritage creates an unforgettable babymoon destination that will leave you feeling rejuvenated and inspired. Frequently Asked Questions What are the visa requirements for traveling to Bali, Indonesia? When it comes to traveling to Bali, Indonesia, you'll need to meet certain visa requirements and adhere to travel regulations. Imagine a gate that stands between you and your dream destination. To pass through, make sure you have a valid passport with at least six months of validity left. For most countries, Bali offers visa-free entry for up to 30 days. However, if you plan on staying longer or have specific purposes for your visit, check the official Indonesian immigration website for detailed visa requirements and regulations. Are there any specific safety precautions to consider when visiting Santorini, Greece? When visiting Santorini, Greece, it's important to take a few safety precautions. Be cautious when walking along the steep cliffs and wear sturdy shoes. Avoid overcrowded areas during peak tourist season and be mindful of pickpockets in crowded places. When it comes to babymoon activities, enjoy a relaxing sunset cruise or indulge in a couples' spa treatment. Take advantage of the breathtaking views and savor the local cuisine for an unforgettable experience. Can you recommend any family-friendly activities or attractions in Aspen, Colorado? Aspen, Colorado offers a plethora of family-friendly activities and outdoor adventures. Start your day by exploring the Maroon Bells, two majestic peaks surrounded by picturesque scenery. Take the kids to the Aspen Center for Environmental Studies, where they can learn about local wildlife and ecosystems. For some adrenaline-pumping fun, go skiing or snowboarding at one of the world-class resorts in town. Don't miss out on ice skating at Snowmass Village or sledding at Smuggler Mountain Park. There's something for everyone in Aspen! What are the average temperatures and weather conditions in Cancun, Mexico, during the month of December? In December, Cancun, Mexico experiences average temperatures ranging from the mid-70s to the low 80s Fahrenheit. It's the perfect time to visit Cancun as you can enjoy warm and pleasant weather while escaping the winter chill. The sunny days are accompanied by a gentle breeze, making it ideal for relaxing on the beautiful beaches or exploring ancient Mayan ruins nearby. So pack your swimsuit and get ready for a delightful vacation in Cancun this December! Are there any special cultural or traditional events taking place in Maui, Hawaii, during December? Looking to immerse yourself in the vibrant culture of Maui, Hawaii, during December? You're in luck! This tropical paradise offers a magnificent array of cultural events that will leave you spellbound. From the mesmerizing Festival of Lights, where twinkling lights transform the town into a winter wonderland, to the lively Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Festival, where soulful melodies fill the air like gentle ocean waves. December is truly the best time to visit Maui for an unforgettable cultural experience. Conclusion So, there you have it - the best babymoon destinations in December! Whether you're craving a tropical paradise or a snowy retreat, these destinations offer the perfect getaway for expecting parents. And here's an interesting statistic: did you know that Santorini in Greece is known for its stunning sunsets? Imagine strolling hand-in-hand with your partner, watching the sky burst into a kaleidoscope of colors as the sun dips below the horizon. It's moments like these that make babymoon vacations truly unforgettable. So go ahead, take some time to relax and enjoy each other's company before your little one arrives. |
2024.05.16 19:41 lemon_lime_light "From Caregivers to Social Reformers" (U of MN's complicity in a "grievous misdirection" of physicians' skills)
From Quillette:
Does anyone know the oath in current use for the U of MN's white coat ceremony?
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A quiet revolution in the practice of medicine in North America has taken place within the last decade. Professional associations, medical schools, and an increasing number of physicians no longer consider the primary duty of the physician to be care of the individual patient, but rather social reform...The U of MN white coat ceremony in question occurred in 2022. FIRE, a nonprofit civil liberties group, raised concerns over free speech and the university "affirmed that the oath was not required and that students are free to reject it".
Individual behaviour and an individual’s genetic inheritance are significant causes of diseases and disorders...Yet, the American Medical Association (AMA), the largest professional association of physicians in the United States, in its strategic plan for racial justice and health equity, exhorts physicians to turn their attention away from genetics and individual behaviour and instead move upstream to address the “root causes” of social inequities, which (the AMA hypothesises) are the underlying causes of poor health. And what are these root causes? The AMA’s list reads like a first-year college student’s rote recitation of DEI jargon: “white supremacy, racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, ableism, and xenophobia"...
This represents a sea change in the responsibilities of physicians, from a focus on the conditions and needs of individual patients to being agents of radical social reform...
The AMA’s goal of turning physicians into social reformers is now faithfully reflected in the oath taken by some incoming medical students during “white coat” ceremonies. For example, at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities Medical School, students have pledged to uproot the “structural violence” that allegedly results from “white supremacy, colonialism, the gender binary, ableism, and all forms of oppression.” Contrast this pledge with the traditional Hippocratic Oath or its updated versions, which emphasise the physician’s commitment to the individual patient...
Transforming physicians into social reformers, and directing them to avoid a focus on individuals, results in a grievous misdirection of their skills. Focusing on perceived social ills diverts physicians’ attention from the immediate and remediable causes of the problems confronting individual patients.
Does anyone know the oath in current use for the U of MN's white coat ceremony?