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Welcome! I made a video about this theory in my channel The Ruin Maniac Files.
You can watch that or read this post, do the one you prefer
Game Freak seems to love incorporating real life history into the design of their games.
Many of their characters seems to have some level of influence from historical events and the people who took part of them….
and there’s one particular group of people who traveled across the sea who seem to have been influence for a certain culture of the Pokémon world….
A while ago I made a theory about the Draconid people and their connections with different places of the Pokémon world….
but there’s something I didn’t mention back then, I always noticed some similarities between the Seafolk and real world migration process… but was lacking a few connecting points that made the hypothesis stronger…
until recently, when the pieces started to fall into place.
Today we are going to talk about ancient Japan, genetics, anthopology and other topics in order to explain the what inspired game freak to create the Draconids and the Seafolk Village…..
this is the Draconids, The Seafolk and the Austronesian Migrations.
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The Draconid People are an aboriginal culture who live in the Hoenn Region.
They have been present in this place for thousands of years,
being witnesses to the ancient clashes between the legendary Kyogre and Groudon.
The Meteor Falls is their home, the cave where they guarded themselves from the constant natural disaster that troubled the region. They also left a mark in the granite cave, with a mural depicting the events from those primal days, similar to what they did in the Sky Pillar they built.
They are the ones responsible keeping the history of the region alive, Zinnia is a example of this taking the role of “Lorekeeper”...an inherited over generations between members of the tribe.
Zinnia herself explains how the draconids are not just random dragon type trainers, but a major part of Hoenn’s history, holding the secrets to Primal Reversion, Rayquaza and the orbits of meteors.
And the Draconids have a clear influence in the people of the region, for example next to their Sky Pillar is Pacifidlog.
The inhabitants of this town built on wooden rafts and logs already live in a traditional matter, but they also are aware of the legends of region, with people talking about Rayquaza and also the Regis, the titans who in order to capture you must first visit the Sealed Chamber nearby the town, and taking into consideration that of the 4 pokemon who naturally learn the moves needed to open the seals hiding the regis, 3 are pokemon used by the draconid people (Nicada-Trapinch-rayquaza-bagon)
But what I want to point out the most is how that close relationship to the past of the regions make the Draconids to be an opposing idea to what people like Steven and Devon represent, the technological development and progress of the region vs the traditional, familiar and more connected to nature side of Hoennian culture… and that makes you think… could this idea inspired or influenced by a real world elements?
I think the answer is yes
And is through that inspiration that we will not only understand the Draconids better, but also connect them to Seafolk Village.
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JOMON PERIOD
As I said, the draconids seem to represent the ancient Hoenn region, but through that aspect… they are also a representation of ancient Japan.
There are different leading theories as to how the first inhabitants reached and established themselves in the Islands… but following what the general consensus is, we’ll start to notice how Pokemon used Japan’s history as inspiration of the Draconids.
The presence of Humans in japanese soil can be traced back to 35000 years ago, when people from the continent used the land bridges that existed at the time to reach what is now the nation of Japan. Where did they come from? there isn’t an overall accepted theory, but some of the most accepted are an arrival of people from the Korean Peninsula to the north of Kyushu, Island which inspired the Hoenn Region, or the a migration from the north from Sakhalin to Hokkaido.
But there’s a second migration that takes place around 10-to 13 thousand years ago, coming from the south. People from Taiwan and Okinawa are believed to have reached mainland Japan, making contact once again in Kyushu.
It is around this time where a prehistoric era known as the “Jomon Period” starts, as a consequence of the mixture of the people who came from the south with the already present population of the islands.
The humans of the Jomon period where all over Japan, and while there were not a homogenous group, they did share cultural characteristics.
They were mostly hunter gatherers, not nomads, they did practice agriculture but a on small scale and their religion consisted of animistic rituals, the origin of Shintoism.
But they are mostly known for their works of pottery, between which the more recognizable pieces are the Dogu figures. Clay effigies representing people, usually women and had possibly a religious usage. The most iconic dogu is the Shakōki-dog, this one is the inspiration behind Claydol, a pokemon that is basically a golem, a figure of clay that was given life by energy, a characteristic it shares with the Regis, who we already linked to the Draconids…. and Claydol can be found at Sky Pillar while its preevolution appears at the desert, where Regirock was sealed away.
Back to the Jomon. This period of Japanese History would last until around 1000 to 300 years BC, where the Jomon population would start to shrink and another migration would reach Japan, coming from the Korean Peninsula.
A group of people known as the Yayoi reached Japan, and with them a revolution to the lifestyle of the people of the islands began aswell as a new period named after them.
The Yayoi were into big scale agriculture, had knowledge of metallurgy and social structure influenced by chinese tradition.
This period was way shorter, but it left an impact, it set bases for modern japanese culture. The Yayoi assimilated most of the Jomon people and made the Honshu Island their own, leaving the jomon groups from the south and north separated.
This is the origin of what eventually became the 3 main ethnic groups of Japan:
In Hokkaido, the Ainu
In Honshu, the mixture of Yayoi and Jomon, the Yamato, which makes the majority of Japanese people.
And finally, the one group which is the biggest influence for the Draconids.
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Present mostly in Kyushu and the Ryukyu islands, the Ryukyuan people are the third japanese subgroup.
The Ryukyuan people are pretty much a culture of their own, even if they have been almost assimilated to the predominant japanese tradition.
Their religion is noticeably more similar to that old antecesor of Shinto, following an animistic model in which rocks, trees and other elements of nature, even specific locations, are considered to possess spirits.
their religion is filled with concepts indicating care for the balance between nature and human intervention, the living and the dead, (Which already parallels the Zinnia’s attitude towards Devon’s plans for the delta meteor) but The Ryukyu people also practiced what is known as “Veneration of the ancestors”, this means they would execute rituals in order to show respect towards the previous generations of their families, building altars for them where they would pray to let them know about how they lived.
And they had different classifications of ancestors depending on their antiquity, dividing them into “AGES”.
The ones that go up to 25 generations back are the “Present Age”
The ones older than that are the “Middle Age”....
but why middle?
Well, Ryukyuans believed that when the first kami, the gods of the world, appeared… that was also the moment the Ultimate Ancestors appeared, the one from which all life comes from:
Utin ("Heaven", the father)
Jiichi ("Earth", the mother)
and Ryūgū ("Sea" The place from which life originates, as it is beyond the sea where the land of the Gods is located)
These show a clear similarity to the myths of the Hoenn region,
Rayquaza, Groudon and Kyogre represent the exact same elements, Heaven Earth and Sea…
And the idea of a place from where life originates is present in Hoenn, the Cave of Origin the place where you have your final battle against Groudon and Kyogre is said to be the place from which all life began.
And notice how this place, Granite Cave, The meteor falls and Sky Pillar are within or are accessible through caves… and the places where the ryukyuans made rituals for their Ancient ancestors were most of the time caves called “Utaki”, located nearby their settlements….. This could explains why the Cave of Origin is called “Shrine of Awakening” in Japan.
That’s explains why this place and Mt Pyre are so significant for the legendary pokemon, the place where life begins (with the ancestors) and the place where it ends.
Oh and I didn’t mention how that age when the Kami and the Ultimate Ancestors appered is called: the Usachi-yu the “Ancient Age”.... similar to what Zinnia calls the times when Groudon and Kyogre fought over the energy puring from the Earth:

"Thousands of years ago, in the primal age long lost, the world was overflowing with natural energy. Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre fought over that energy in endless, furious clashes."

It is also worth to mention that Ryukyuan rituals were executed only by women, as their society had many matriartical elements.
The Noro was the most important priestess of their religion and were the ones who took care of the Utaki.
Why is this important? well…. every draconid with a level of authority we know… are women.
Zinnia, her grandmother and Aster are all female draconids…not aster the whismur, aster the lorekeeper who preceded Zinnia on the charge… until she was killed by the Devon Corporation…. more on that later.
Oh and did you guys notice all those spirals carved in locations related to the draconids? they are most likely a reference to the motives present in Jomon Pottery…
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https://www.earlywomenmasters.net/masters/jomon/jomon_pot_det.jpg
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but they also remind me of the spiral theme from the Symbol of the Ryukyu Kingdom from the 15th Century…. which also looks a lot like the dynamax logo…
eternatus is a dragon pokemon... the draconids are draconids....
but I’m getting out of track, back to the important stuff
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The Regis are not only found in the Hoenn region, you can find them in Unovan Underground Ruins, Different locations in the Sinnoh Region and now the Galarian Crown Tundra with the addition of Regieleki and Regidrago.
Also is important to mention that the same Braille writing used in the sealed chamber is present in the Sevii Islands, in the same locations where we can find the Ruby and Sapphire, stones not only linked to the weather trio, but in the manga they are used to control Deoxys, Pokémon who came to the earth in the meteor from the Draconid Prophecy……
This indicates that the Draconids probably traveled to these regions in the past… and we know they are not strangers to this kind of travels.
The Embedded Tower in the Johto region was built by people from Hoenn to use it as place for worship of the weather trio… We know these people had to be the Draconids, Aster died defending this place of The Devon Corporation and there’s the Dragon Tamer Clan from Blackthorn City, which leader wears a Rayquaza Helmet on the Manga
https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/1/1a/Dragon_Clan_Elder_Adventures.png
and it’s named after a Trainer class introduced in gen3… with all of the trainers fallin under this class appearing at the meteor falls.
But how did the Draconids reach these regions?
Well, the People from Pacifidlog are said to be descendants of people who were born and lived their whole lives in the sea.
This description fits a lot with the people of the Seafolk Village

“The village of a wandering people who live on ships. They all seem to love living free and unfettered.”

And the Village is already pretty similar looking to Pacifidlog… but what confirms this connection is the presence of a move tutor in the city… one who can teach your pokemon Dragon Ascent… the move used by Rayquaza to mega evolve…. move Zinnia teaches to Rayquaza in ORAS

“And I pass to you the final key to Rayquaza's true power. The move that only it can learn: Dragon Ascent..."

And the village is also similar to Summertime in the Fiore region from Pokemon Ranger.. region with temples dedicated to the Weather Trio.
That explains the presence of Draconid iconography and the regis all over the world… They are linked in some way, which is why they helped trapping the Regis in different Regions of the World….
But…….. what do the seafolk represent?
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There’s a book in the Malie Library… a book titled

“Falling in with the Seafolk”
“The seafolk are mysterious. They skillfully manipulate boats, riding the waves with their knowledge of the stars, visiting each region of the world. With knowledge of every legend and riddle, they onetime received a windfall of treasure. Even they themselves do not know where they came from or when they began their boat voyages.”

this description and the connection of the Seafolk to Alola, region based after Hawaii, always made me think there was a link between them and a particular migratory process of thousands of years ago… and now I have evidence.
Thanks to genetic research, is was discovered that Ryukyuans are more genetically similar with the Ainu and the ancient Jomon people than with the Yamato…
This is because while the Yamato do have Jomon genes, they show more similarities with East Asian people, mainly of Korean and Chinese origin.
But there a thing these groups have in common that is most likely related to their Jomon roots.
Again, most of what I’m going to talk about now is only theoretical, but it has an important level of acceptance with the scientific community.
The same genetic studies I just mentioned found something interesting…. The Jomon genes present in all of the Japanese ethnic groups showed the presence of a certain Haplogroup.
Haplogroups being a collection of genes which are inherited from only one of the parents, with a combination of alleles that repeats in people who are directly related, allowing us to trace back ancestry through those haplogroups.
In the case of the Jomon, it was discovered that they were not connected to modern day asians, as the Yayoi are.
The haplogroup responsible for this, which now has a stronger presence outside of the Yamato, is the Y. Chromosome HaplogroupD, a group that is absent in almost the whole world outside of Japan… except for two places….
Tibet and the Andaman and Nicobar Islands, with the cultures of this last place being really isolated with little to no contact with outsiders in the last thousands of years.
So… what does this mean?
Well, there are different theories, but looking into the location where these groups are located… it is possible that the first people who reached Japan where related to an ancient group of dark-skinned asians who were the ancestors the Admanese and Tibeto-Burman people… a group that would eventually disappear or be dispersed thought southeast asia, being replaced in the continent by the ancestors of modern day chinese people.
But the interesting thing is that the placement of these people in South East Asia could indicate a relationship with the Austronesian Cultures.
The Austronesian are many cultures joined by their shared linguistic roots, with most of them being represented by Taiwanese Indigenous groups and people from South East Asia.
And it is these people which are the biggest influence for the Seafolk People, but … how?
The Austronesians initiated one of the biggest migratory events ever, so extenze there are many theories on how it started…
but the most believable one is the “Out of Taiwan” Model
Proto Austronesian people started back around 10000 BC to move from continental China to Taiwan, this lasted until around 4 thousand years after…
Until the year 3000 BC, when the large scale expansion started.
Austronesians sailed away on search of new land….and boy they did find new land!
They went far beyond Taiwan and south east asia, reaching Micronesia, New Guinea, Melanesia, Polynesia, and Madagascar, all of this being evident in the linguistic similarities between these places.
And besides that… what connection do they have with the Seafolk?
Well, just like the Seafolk, they would use the waving waters to calculate their location, as well as developing a map of the stars
which they would use at night with same purpose, even having to consideration the different times of the year and how that affects the night sky. Remember, the Seafolk had knowledge of the stars.

They skillfully manipulate boats, riding the waves with their knowledge of the stars, visiting each region of the world.

What else? Well… they also settled in… Hawaii, just like the seafolk did in Alola.
And, how convenient, some authors think Japanese-Ryukyuan language is connected to the Austronesian linguistic family…
which wouldn't be surprising, the guys reached Madagascar, just take a look how close ryukyu (Okinawa) is to Taiwan.
And this is what the Seafolk are, they are most likely an ancient group of sailors who reached Hoenn and had contact with the Draconids of the Primal Era, which lead into a cultural exchange between them… and this why you can find evidence of draconid activity all over the pokemon world… even Galar..
as a reference to those ancient austronesians…..
and I think Game Freak had this reference planned out since the beginning, since they first depicted Kyushu back in Gen 3
and I have evidence… so let’s end this thing with:
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FOLLOW YOUR NOSE.
The Granite Cave, another of the caves used by the Draconids.
This place is inhabited by many pokemon species, all of them pretty fitting for this location… but there’s one that's is intriguing
NOSEPASS
Nosepass isn't just another pokemon… it’s really significant.
Besides of the Granite Cave, it can be found in the Underground Ruins of Unova where the Regis are trapped, as well as the other caves that form part of the same chain of tunnels, Mt Coronet… the Iceberg Ruins of Regice are located within MT coronet, not to mention that a Probopass appears guarding the Snowpoint Temple in Pokemon Generations… temple built for Regigigas
They are present in Akala, and Olivia uses one of them….
And they also appear in Kalos Route 10, a route related to Infinity Energy.. Energy the Draconids seem to understand better than everyone…
But why?
Well Nosepass is based after the Moai, the Statues from the Easter Island… or Rapa Nui in polynesian…
Yes, the Austronesian migration also reached these place….
The Moai were built by the Polynesian colonizers of the Islands, before they abandoned the islands…
But they are not only connected to the austronesians through their inspiration….
Remember Nosepass is basically a compass, always pointing to the north with its nose.
Maybe The Seafolk used them as method of geolocation….
as the pokedex said back in gen 3:
Its magnetic nose constantly faces north. Travelers check Nosepass to get their bearings.
a guide for their voyages into the vast blue of the seas
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So 2 months ago I flatlined. I went from boners from the wind blowing (not literally but not far from truth), to staring at tons of sexy women IRL, showing their bodies and nothing...even though I was for sure loving what I was seeing. Then I tried to have sex with a new woman and was not hard enough, so had to stop.
A week before I had noticed I was not getting as hard as before even with porn so I dropped it after finding groups like this. I went a couple weeks no PMO, then maybe in 3rd week I started to slowly get aroused here and there but I was VERY picky. Random boobs on the street did not work anymore. Mostly dirty talk from women and CERTAIN body types in public but no raging hard ons.
I then started checking out supplements. Extenz was useless. Then I tried Horny Goat weed. Nothing at first then one day I was driving and I got hard for 10+ minutes. Even throbbing a bit. I was so excited. I kept getting better then started to feel like I was ready but things ended with last girl. Then I stopped taking Goat weed and headed for a flatline again but not as bad as before.
Met a new women looking for casual but she turns out to be really special so we are WAY past that now. She is a GREAT match for me. She is HOT!! She is VERY sexual and confident. Reliable and just a great person. So I've been falling for her. All we did is make out so far.
Well, we have been getting SUPER turned on by each other. One night she sent a photo in a T-Shirt and I had a boner for what seemed like hours. I throb for her a lot from talking to her and even thinking about her. However I still don't feel like myself. I want to have sex and a lot of it all the time, but my penis usually seems unenthusiastic. When she invited me over today I got hard at the thought but not sure if I was hard enough to penatrate if sh was here. I did have a morning wood though.
Maybe performance anxiety? How do I deal if that is case?
My plan is to be prepared for sex but don't plan to have sex. We are for sure gonna be making out hard and I'm sure she is ready for my hands all over her body and hers mine. Also perhaps her getting fully naked for a massage. If these things don't produce a raging hard on, I'm not gonna try. In fact, if when she opens the door I'm not instantly ready, I might just decide right there to do other things. There is no way a horny guy like me can go to a HOT women's place, knowing sex is on the table and she REALLY wants me and not be super hard unless I'm really not ready for sex yet. :/
I'm gonna bring me vibrating cock ring, just in case I feel ready but just want to make SURE I'm ready. I do NOT wanna try and fail! If I'm going in, I better be SURE! Do NOT want our first time to be like that.
In fact I'm thinking to play a mind game with myself. Remove performance anxiety by planning not to have sex. Just plan to enjoy being with her and enjoying her body otherwise. Make it so if we have sex, it will be unplanned and spontaneous. If at any time I'm with her, I have a raging hard on...I'm going for it! Sorry if she was telling me a sweet story about a cute dog she found or whatever, but my dick will be the director. When Mr. Dick says "ACTION!!"....the movie BEGINS! "AND....SCENE!!!"
Please give me any tips and wish me luck boys!

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Questions	Answers
What is an adult video arcade?	We sell porn, adult toys and "novelties," and in the back we have video booths where people can pay money to sit in a dark closet and watch porn.
So can they beat it in the closet?	Not legally, but yes, yes they do.
Am I the only one who hoped that porn video games were now a thing?	They've been a thing for a while...
It was 'Duke Nukem 3D' that first opened my eyes to the concept of the nudie booth. I remember finding it hilarious...and disgusting.	Yeah, I kinda thought glory holes were tropes before I started working here.
Who cleans that shit up? How much does the cleaner get paid?	Me, minimum.
It's probably not good for business, but have you ever mentioned to any of these booth renters that there's this thing called the internet that has all the porn you could want and allows you to beat it at home for free?	Nope. I'm sure they've heard of it.
Do they cum out of the closet?	If they do, they get kicked out. They have to keep the cum in the closets.
Where is it illegal to jerk off? I don't understand anything. You sell porn so that people can jerk off but it's not legal?	It's illegal to jerk off anywhere in public.
Example?	The entire Leisure Suit Larry series. Though it's pretty soft-core.
Define glory holes; i apparently have been sheltered.	It's a hole, in between two booths, that you stick your dick through.
A jizz-mopper should not make minimum wage. You guys should unionize.	Too bad I'm in a "right to work" state.
You should change the title of your post to "IAMA someone who has the worst job you could possibly imagine".	I can think of worse jobs than this.
Do you not just put some toilet paper and a bin in there? I mean, it's still pretty grim but not as bad as cleaning it off the floor.	Nope. If you want tissues, bring your own.
So you're a jizz-mopper.	Yes.
But you said they are sitting in a dark closet.	This is a public retail establishment. It's kind of a grey area.
Do you know whats on the other side?	You don't! Part of the fun!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that only means you can't be forced to join a union. "Right to work" states have plenty of unions.	I could be (and probably am) mistaken.
Seems like there would be some health issues. Aren't people who pick up biological hazards supposed to get hazard pay?	Probably somewhere.
Let me guess, New Mexico?	CO.
Wouldnt you be saving yourself some grossness if you put tissues in there? You know, as opposed to just letting the splooge on the floor as an alternative.	Then I'd have to get rid of all the tissues that are cum-glued to the floor.
You ever have to forceably remove people? are there regulars that cause trouble? cops come in?	I just threaten them with the bat, and they leave. Most of the regulars are good, and follow the rules. I haven't had to call the cops, but as a store we do at least once a month.
What are the rules?	The enforced rules, or the posted ones?
Enforced and posted. Also, any personal rules that you created on your own?	Posted include no masturbating (yeah, right), or touching anyone else. Enforced: pay in or leave, and don't be an ass hole.
	Edit: Da rules
rule of cum club, you don't talk about cum club.	That actually seems very true. The customers that are in to buy products are much more talkative than the ones who come in for the arcade (with a few exceptions). And very little is ever said about the arcade, except to jokingly introduce it to bachelorette parties and drunk frat boys. The people in the know are in the know.
Wouldn't 'Deviate sexual intercourse' be included in the 'Sexual intercourse'? Or maybe i'm missing something.	It means anal, in addition to vaginal.
Clarification question: Why "deviate sexual intercourse" listed if "sexual intercourse" itself is already on the list?	Anal, in addition to vaginal. It's an old sign.
What's the strangest product you've actually sold?	Bree Olson's Silicone Head.
The "Try me" sticker on that makes it ultra weird.	Agreed. It's a tiny mouth inside that hole.
Oh god. There's a button that says "try me." ಠ_ಠ.	There's a hole that says "try me."
As weird as it is, I still wanna put my finger in there.	I've done it. The little tester things are creepily cool to touch.
Do people ever come in and ask you where to get meth or crack? Also, are there any gloryholes in your booths?	They come in to use meth and crack, and we sell inhalants.
	We have two glory holes.
Do you get any women going into the glory hole booths?	Not at all. Once a month, maybe.
How hot are these once-monthly glory hole women on a scale of 1-10?	Just by the fact they use them, -3. But objectively, 4-5.
if someone were to slip you a $20 would you be willing to text that someone when a female posted up in one of your booths? I'm asking for purely scientific purposes.	Sure, but they'd have to wait a long time, and chances are higher in 3rd shift than first.
So who actually is going into those booths? Closeted gay men? Or are they typically empty and men are just sticking their dicks into nothingness?	Closeted married men, unattached gays, lonely singles.
How much does the average jizz mopper make per hour?	Minimum. And I have to refuse a lot of "tips."
Even if they want to give you just the tip?	You have reached the problem I face.
What's the long term plan? Do you ever wake up and wonder how you ended up in the overnight clerk slot of an adult arcade? Seeing as there's no subtext to the written word I should say this isn't intended to be rude.	I want to own a farm. High aspirations indeed! I work here because I need a job, not because it was my dream to work here.
Are you worried about the difficulty of the modern American independent farmer? Do you see it as a viable aspiration given the demise of the family owned farm?	That is a serious concern. I'm more interested in using the land as a permaculture BnB/restaurant, rather than trying to directly sell whatever I grow.
Best of luck to you. You can always throw a booth in the back room if times get hard.	Hahaha, I'll keep that in mind.
What did you have to eat today?	Marie Calendar's cheesy baked potato something-or-another.
Sounds good. I'm not a fan of baked potatoes myself, but with enough toppings, I can handle them.	Mostly I just need to be less lazy before work, so I can eat something other than frozen dinners.
I always take a day that I'm actually making something, and then make a shitload of extras just to take to work throughout the week. It doesn't require extra time because you are already making something.	I try to pack leftovers, but sometimes I wake up fifteen minutes before work, and don't have time to assemble anything, so I keep a few backup meals here in case.
I make them into pre-assembled meals so I just grab a single container and go. No prep. So I have like, 4 bags in my fridge with whole meals in them that I made on Sunday. I will grab 1 bag as I walk out the door each morning and not have to worry about a thing.	I might steal that idea.
Who has to clean the booth? I always imagined that to be the worst job on the planet.	That would be me. It's not fun, but it's a job.
I assume you just grab the power washer and hose things out?	If by power washer, you mean gloves, sponges and mop, then yes.
Well its bound to get asked... Worst day of work?	Honestly, most of my days aren't bad. It's never fun to kick someone out, or have things stolen, but 85% of the time I'm just on reddit.
Do people have self control or do they make it an objective to cover everything in baby gravy?	Some are better than others. I'd rather deal with a spooge covered floor than a piss soaked one.
Do you open NSFW links at work?	Yes.
I don't know why I upvoted this... but i did.	Because you like me?
I feel like there's a philosophical raptor meme in there somewhere.	Link to i.imgur.com
What would be the estimate average age of the customers whom enter?	The majority are 45+. The younger people who come in are mostly drunk college kids who think the idea of vibrators is titillating (hehe).
Me and my fiance go to our local adult video store a lot do you have any favorite couple customers?	There is an awesome gay couple that comes in every once in a while. Really, any customer that talks to me, and doesn't bee-line to the arcade is pretty chill in my book.
I am 1/2 of 'that awesome couple.' Yup, we use the bookstore, no shame (on the internet) lol.	You guys (girls? Girl/guy?) make my shift so much better!
What was the job interview like, did you know what you were signing up for, did the interview questions deviate from your standard HR schpiel?	I knew the reputation of the store before hand. Definitely some weird questions though, like, "How would you respond to someone whipping out the junk and jacking it in the corner?"
How did you answer?	"Kindly ask the man to put his trouser snake away and leave the premises."
	I was told there was no reason to be that kind to the creeps who come in.
So i'm guessing they wouldn't hire a girl for the job?	2/3 of the employees here are female. I'm the only guy other than the manager.
Would you kindly.	More like, "Get the fuck out, before I beat your ass with this bat."
Are they not constantly getting hit on by horny men?	They are.
Why do you think that is? I figure it's because they like the attention or its an easy (relatively, considering the hazards) job and it sounds cool/liberated to say, "I'm a chick who works in a porn store.". ...Or is it simply a numbers game? Like more women apply or do more women get hired?	I'm not sure. I honestly haven't thought about it. More likely that the girls who come in aren't as sketchy as the guys, so they are more likely to be hired.
How much money does the average jizzmopper make per hour?	Minimum. God, you guys are great at slang terms for my job.
With the staff primarily female I'd imagine they get more than their share of offers.	A significant portion of our clientele is homosexual.
That's not something I'd have expected. Obviously a portion, but are you talking half? More?	Arcade: probably in the 3/4 range.
	Retail: probably closer to 30%.
I thought the arcade was hetero content?	No, only 8 channels of hetero, actually. The other 16 are gay/tranny porn.
What are the top five best sellers right now where you work?	Porn, always; sex pills (which don't work btw); fleshlights; lube, penis pumps.
Lol penis pumps.	Don't laugh till you try!
So what type of "sex pills" are you referring to? Pills similar to Viagra?	No, eXtenze and the like. They are just botanical supplements.
sex pills (which don't work btw) The placebo effects works, depending on what pills you're taking. It won't make your shlong long, but fake Viagra pills can give you the extra boost if you honestly believe it'll work.	And placebo works even if you know it's placebo, so go ahead and buy all the eXtenze you want.
So you judge people who buy pocket pussies, but not penis pumps? Why is one worse than the other?	I judge everyone, I just judge those that buy pocket pussies the harshest.
Why is everyone downvoting the OP on this?	Because none of them have tried a penis pump.
I always see them on gas stations and wonder if they actually work... so they don't work?	If you believe enough.
O.O.	Here's the source
Shouldn't an adult store be one of the few places that you can go, be the grossest form of yourself, and not be judged by employees?	I make mental judgements, as I'm sure you do. I don't treat them differently, just view them differently in my head.
OK, now I have to ask.It's not my bag or anything ;) What are they supposed to do and do these things actually work?	If you have trouble getting erect, then the vacuum created inside will force your penis to engorge with blood. That plus a cock-ring and you can get hard anywhere anytime.
Have you tried a penis pump? I never really understood what they were for, other than being a joke in movies. Do they make you bigger, or are they for jacking it?	They can give you back the size you had when you were younger. And feel kinda cool. And yes, I have.
That study is completely flawed, but I appreciate providing an actual source.	I tried :/
Ah, Ok. I always thought they were to enlarge. Thanks for saving me $20 ;)	If you are older than it can increase you to the size you were when you were in your 20s, but it's not magic.
Your penis shrinks as you age? TIL... So is it pointless for a 20 yr old to use a pump? What age does it makes sense to use one? You sir, have opened up a whole new world to me.	It's not pointless, just not as useful. Use one whenever you want!
How old was the oldest person that you have severed and what did they get?	One guy, who looked like a college professor (tweed vest and all), came in and bought: 2 penis pumps, a vibrating cock ring, and a vibrating prostate pleaser (like a butt-plug, but shaped a little different).
Interesting! thanks for the AMA!	No problem! If you think of anything else you want to know, feel free to ask!
Why would someone use a booth (and pay for it!) when we have a whole internet full of free porn that you can peruse from the comfort of your own home?	I wonder that every day.
Well from what you said before, it sounds like a lot of closeted gay guys come in. Probably hiding from their wives. They need a place where they can go without anyone finding out. If they have to pay, so be it.	Exactly. Let them get their rocks off.
They just watch it, its not even a live show?	Nope. Just videos.
What's the weirdest porn they sell at your store and what kind of people actually buy it?	I think both midget porn and amputee porn are rather strange. The last midget porn we had was bought by a coworker to give to her uncle. As for the "Hump my Stump," I have no idea.
Hump my Stump. ಠ_ಠ	Yeah, I shoulda snapped a picture of it before it sold.
Another question. In your opinion do you feel there is an "exhibitionist" aspect to watching porn in a public place like your store versus in the privacy of one's own living room?	I imagine for some people there is, we also get a lot of married men (presumably closeted gays) who come to use the glory holes.
Is the use of glory holes "allowed" and masturbation isnt?	Neither is legal, as both are technically public indecency. As far as allowed, as long as I can't see it, and you don't shit or piss on the floors, I don't care.
Naive Glory Hole questions here: Where are the Glory Holes located? Bathroom? Private rooms? Who puts them there?	Between video booths 1&2 and 3&4, management.
Interesting. So when you do see the glory holes in use, do people just post up in them and wait? Is there an occupied sign or a universal signal?	There are lights above the occupied cubicles. And yes, people will post up in one for 6+ hours some times.
But if you jizz on the floor, that's okay?	As long as its in a booth, yes.
Pic? I know that's weird, but I'm really curious how this would look.	I do not have one. I'll post one when I get back to work tomorrow night.
Have you ever had anyone ask for a snuff film? Or do you guys sell anything poised as such? (I'm thinking of the movie [8mm] (Link to www.imdb.com.	Some of the BDSM films get close, but, no, we don't have people ask for snuff films.
If you could buy 3 things there, price no limit, would would they be?	From the store? Not much.
Do they just... Splurge wherever? Do you have at least a bucket or something?	Mostly on the floors, some on chairs, walls and tv screens.
Does anyone ever walk out with jizz stains on there pants and shirt. i imagine this would be hilarious.	Yes, and it's more gross than funny.
What is the most fucked up scene you have seen when you go to clean up a booth?	Piss leaking out from under the door, broken crack pipe pieces everywhere, crusty napkins stuck to the walls and ceiling.
How old are you? Ever any hot girls in the store buying things?	It's a college town, so occasionally yes.
You've mentioned a preference for cleaning up jizz rather than piss or shit, so I'm wondering, how often do piss and shit make appearances in the booths?	Piss, weekly. Shit, rarely. I get broken glass more often than shit.
Please, do go on...	Single shot bottles of booze, broken and whole crack pipes, used needles. Used condoms, crusty napkins and paper towels. Dripping pillow packs of lube.
What type of gloves do you use? I am taking not your typical latex gloves.	Nope, just latex. I normally double glove though.
Would you get in trouble if you looked up porn on the computer while at work???	If we had a computer, probably. For using bandwidth.
Reading through all of your responses, you seem to be very cold and defensive. is that how you are naturally, or is it because you feel as though maybe people are coming at you from a place of negative judgment?	The actual questions I don't mind, but being openly called an asshole for answering as honestly as I can, of course I'm going to become contentious. Instead of asking for my justifications for what I've said, or even reading all of what I've said, people read through half of a thread then jump in and comment. I'm not trying to be cold and defensive, but I know that I get that way when confronted. Thanks for pointing it out. I was just getting annoyed.
Whose the strangest person you've come across in your line of work? Also what's the strangest situation you've had to deal with?	I talked to a guy, one night, who thought he was Jesus. The slightly crazy type that becomes voluntarily homeless. He told me about how he set up a tent in an AC enclosure behind a church, and some crazy run-ins with cops. I guess he had skipped on bail or something by this point, which made taxable work almost impossible. He had just set up a website with a PayPal donation link to try and sponsor himself to Central America. I haven't seen him, except the one time.
	One of the strangest was a couple on vacation from New Zealand (or maybe Australia, I have trouble with the two accents) who came in one evening after an obviously large amount of alcohol. They stumble around for a while, laughing at the porn and giant dildos, before the man notices the Penthouse Playmate pocket pussies. He gets all super worked up over it, and ends up buying it, much to the horror of his girlfriend. She storms out as he finishes getting his change and bag, and as he's leaving he slurs at me, "I hope you don' fin' thiss inthe trash la'er." Then I watched the two of them stumble off on CCTV.
Wat.	Which story would you like clarification on?
Lol, have you ever had a famous person (pornstar,porn director looking for toys etc.) come in to the shop?	No. That would be cool though.
What is the most awkward thing you had to "throw" someone out for?	Repeatedly harassing other customers. My shifts are generally surprisingly lackluster. The bigger issue than throwing people out is keeping them out. With very few exceptions 86ed customers repeatedly try to come back, sometimes only a few hours later. One guy came back the exact same time, the same day of the week for 2 months, hoping I wouldn't notice.
Do people get laid at these places? Wtf.	It has been known to happen yes.
Has your sex life been... more dull since working at the store? Or has it been different in anyway before vs after starting to work there?	Honestly, no. I still am in to more or less the same things.
Are booths labeled hetero or homo?	They are not labeled.
What are your favorite and least favorite parts of your job?	The cleaning is definitely the low point of the night. I really like spraying the parking lot too, it's kinda zen to just go mindless and power wash everything.
Pancakes or waffles?	Waffles, as long as they aren't blue.
Aww dissapointed, pancakes rule..	There a good replacement for buns on a BBQ bacon cheeseburger.
Well has a couple gone into the gloryhole for each other? I would think that would be more likely than just sex in a booth.	We have a couple come in, the guy will go in one side and watch the wife with some rando through the glory hole.
You haven't, but has anyone ever had sex in the store?	I'm positive they have, yes.
What do you do if people what do you do for a job? and has anyone one you know ever come in to buy something?	Tell them to bring in a resume. Yeah, I've sold plenty to friends.
Do you somtimes feel like 'ah, fuck this shit, you're all disgusting fucks' or did you somehow get used to all this and just don't care anymore?	A little of both. I get really annoyed with some of the customers, but mostly I don't care.
What do you say you work as on tax forms/to your parents?	Retail. My parents both know. My paychecks are 3rd party, so it doesn't come up.
I dunno, Jizz-Mopper sounds like a better field of work than "retail", maybe you should make that the official name.	I'll consider it.
Do people piss on the floor to be gross, or is it a "thing"?	To be gross, as far as I can tell.
I'm pretty sure you work at the Penthouse Penthouse.	Nice clip!
Suggestions, hmm. What would you suggest if someone wanted a pocket pussy?	Fleshlight.
What's the funniest thing you've seen whilst working there?	I get the biggest kicks from the groups of drunks.
How much does a jizz mopper make?	Minimum.
Ok... I know you probably can't say where you work specifically, but I live in a "right to work" state as well and have always been curious about visiting a place like this. If only for the life experience of doing so. Can you tell us a city or state?	FoCo Colorado, come visit me.
Ever worry about catching an STI working there?	No. I keep any open cuts well covered, and always use gloves in the arcade. A few of my coworkers have accidentally pricked themselves with used needles, and had to get tested, though.
Do we really need to ask specific questions? Just tell us stories about all the weird people you run into.	It's a surprisingly boring job.
Who has to clean up all the nut?	Me!
Ugh, What do you use?	Fabuloso! and bleach. Lots of bleach.
This line almost made me spit out my soda from laughing...	It's not as funny when you live it. Actually, no, it's just as funny.
How much jizz in volume do you estimate is spewed in a given week.	A quart? I have no idea.
Is it still wet when you clean it up? I assume that evaporation would significantly reduce the volume. Is there a way you can save it so you can measure?	The cum is dry, the piss is not.

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