Chachi ko jamkar choda

Sharam, Lajja, Peedha.

2024.05.13 21:09 BubbleLion69 Sharam, Lajja, Peedha.

Aj cbse ka result aya hai, bohot kharab lag raha hai mujhe. Mere parents ne mujhe bilkul nahi daanta, mere father ulta aj restuarant se khaana pack karake laye thay. Mere kuch relatives ko lagta hai ki main retarted hoon, poore saal padha hai acche se tab jaake main pass hua hoon aur mere 72% aye hai (no offense), sach baat bolu to fir main Indian economics poori chodh ke gaya tha, bst ke 4 chapter chode hai, accounts mein partnership ka 1st chapter choda tha aur financial to almost poori chodh ke gaya tha except cash flow wo baat alag hai ki zyada kch aya nahi tha financial statements se, aur to aur mera accounts mein 68 marks ka attempt hua tha similar case tha Mera baaki subjects mein bhi except for English. Parso mera CUET hai kuch khaas taiyaari nahi hai. 10th mein bhi mera Aisa hi scene tha, same score tha 10th mein, maine socha tha ki 12th mein acche se padhai karunga, 90% ke aas paas launga par main chutiya moj masti karne laga. Ab mera MBA ka bhi plan bekar ho gaya, pata nahi apni life mein kya karunga main ab gharwale bhi shayad ummed harr gaye hai. Mujhe kisi ne nahi daanta ulta appreciate kiya, bhot ajeeb laga hai mujhe aur bohot boora bhi. Kaash main marr hi jata par suicide karne ki himmat nahi hai mujhme.
Also, jinke acche marks aaye un sabhi ko dher saari badhayi 🎉💐

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2024.05.11 07:10 Additional-Rub152 Re neet scam

Bhai ye bakchodi bahot ho gayi ye thode log aakar ek cheez bolte hai inse number poocho to 200 aate the aur 3 4 saal ke droppers hote hai aur random yt inst comment utha ke bolte hai leak hua har saal ye leak to hogai hi aur jab inse kabo un scammers ko pakdho to nhi ji scammers ko kyn pakhde wE wAnT ReNEeT humare 100 number isliye aae kynki leak ho gaya aur jab indian country chodte hai phir log popchte hai kyn choda

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2024.05.07 08:51 Mudi_Xi Aaj story ni sunaunga, Aaj tehelka story sunaunga (img change krdi mods)

To all my regarded aspirants have some popcorn and sitback. Y ek aisi kahani h jiske baare m sirf main ar Mera dost jaanta h. The first time he heard this he was flabbergasted.
To mods 🥺: delete mt Krna yaar I'm trying to cope a bit, also science h daba k story m to it's legal :)
~Love, TARS, love. It's just like Brand said. My connection with M*rs, it is quantifiable.
I was 11-12 yr old. Ar jawani aane s pehle mene kudh ko applied science k torch-bearer ki mehtvapoorna zimmedari saunp di thi. Ab marte jeete mera ek hi kaam tha; motor khojke manuj-peedhi k liye zaruri avishkaar krna.
Mere Ghar s kabadi wala kabhi ek tukde m saman ni le jata tha, kyuki jb bhi koi electronic appliance kharab hota tha to ghar ka ek zimmedar beta hone k naate, m uska purn roop s vishleshan krne k baad bolta tha ki Naya lelo ye to ni bnne wala. Ar ab vo lawaris device mere mazboot haatho m aa jati thi. Ar jb kisi ka dhyaan ni hota tha to pechkas, machis, hathodi, bhala-talvaar leke m usko shundar-shundar kr deta tha.
Ek din aise hi purani tv m se ek bhi motor na Milne k baad, main apne agle sikhaar k talash m tha. Ghar p majoor lge the Jo Ghar m kuch fix krre the ar mauka sahi tha. Poore Ghar ka ghanto tk chkkr lgane k baad mujhe kuch kabaad ni mila.. Apun ko lga, aaj science ki haar hogyi h ar duniya ko apne avishkaaro s jagmagane ka sapna, sapna hi reh jayega... Har k seedhi p baithe baithe mujhe Curie ar Archimedes ki yaad aai. Ar mene khudko saameta ar paripakvata ka ek paath pdhaya. “Ni mere jeete-ji, science ni haarega. Ye kaam asan ni h, iss lone torch-bearer of science ki haar aisi choti rukavato s ni hogi.” Aisa smjane k baad ek baad firse mene Ghar scan mara ar apne beeshma pratigya ko safal krne m mujhe sirf maut dikh ri thi. Mujhe kuch aisa mil gya tha jisme sucess rate to find motor ar death rate maximum the. Mere haath peeche hore the tb firse mene khudko smjhaya ki brother soch agar Madam Curie bhi maut s dar gyi hoti to aaj hum manushya kitne peeche hote...
Apne bahubali haatho ka prayog mene uss vish ko uthane m kiya jo meri maut ka karan bnne wala tha. Ar science ka naam leke mene bahar nikala vo kaala, bhaari, dhul m sana hua magar sbse sundar electric appliance: vo DVD player 📀.
Hn vahi DVD player 📀 jo didi hath bhi lgane s mana ki thi. Mummy ne bola tha isko chuoge to taang tod denge.
Maut ka dar ar jeevan ka moh chorke mene pechkas nikala ar fata fat us DVD player 📀 ko dekhte hi dekhte shundar-shundar kr diya. Ar usko kholne k baad smjho kayanaat palat gyi. 1 nahi 2 nahi balki 3 motors. Ab mujse control ni hora tha mene pechkas ki kabiliyat p zyada bharosa kr liya tha (fuck you do muh wale pechkas). Vo chote wale screw apne pe ad gye the, mene pyaar s unhe manane ki koshish ki magar vo mere ar mere namakool pechkas k incompetence p hasse jaa rhe the. “Bhaya binu hogi na preeti”, madam Curie lgataar mere dimag m ye chaupaai bole jaa rhi thi. Naa chahte huye mujhe vo kadam uthana pda jo m ni krna chahta tha.
Mera plan tha: chup chaap kholo. Dheeme s motor nikaalo, motor kabze m aate hi chup chaap dhkaan lga k vapis aa jao jaise kuch hua hi ni tha.
Magar un choote screws ne apni shudra-vyaktitva ko zaahir kr diya tha. Mene apne namakool pechkas ko choda ar apne har dukh k saathi; hathodi ko uthaya. Those screw saw the wrath of lone torch-bearer of Science that day.
Trr trrr khatt-khattt.
Aakhirkaar universe k is mushkil kasauti ko m paar kr gya. Ar ab vo teen motors sirf ar sirf mere the.
Mene nazar-chakshu bagal m ghumaye to DVD player 📀 ka haal dekha ni jaara tha. Isse pehle koi ye murder dekhe, mujhe iss laash ko thikane lgana tha. Maine saare tukdo ko sametna shuru kiya. Ar DVD player 📀 ko antim vidaai di. Plastic k jhole m uss DVD player 📀 ki atim yatra hui ar boht door jaane k baad mene ek sahi location paai; ek koode ka spot jaha kisi ki nazar ni pdegi. Mitti khod k uss DVD player 📀 ki laash ko mene apne Bahubali haathon s thikane lga diya ar vapas Ghar aa gya.
Ghar to aa gya tha but ldai khtm ni hui thi. Chup chap gate bnd krke m didi no 2 k pass gya ar ek plan sochne lga. Didi no 2 tv dekhne m mashroof thi ar bahar s majooron ki awaz aari thi.
Mere shatir dimag m neurons shoot hue ar ek nayab plan soojha. Mene didi ko bola: 😾 ooye paagal! Kyaa krri h?? Ghar m majdoor lge h ar andr aise baithi h! Hosh khabar rkha kriye thoda! Abhi kuch utha k nikl jayenge sb to pta bhi ni chlega! Abhi hm ek bnde ko kal s dekh rhe h us ‘TV AR DVD PLAYER 📀’ k bgl m khada hoke kuch dekhra tha! Sochiye abhi hum ni hote to utha k nikal jata vo ‘DVD PLAYER 📀’! 😾
The idea was incepted. All I needed was it to ripe.
Kuch mahine beete mummy diwali ki safai krri thi ar didi no 1 chilla k bulai. BAABUUU... m iss situation k liye m poorna roop s taiyaar tha. M saamne gya ar bola kya hua. Didi no 1 was on fire. KAHA H VO DVD PLAYER 📀??? I said: ni milra na! Hum bhi khoojre itne din s humko lga aap log chupa k rkhi h. Jeshtha purna roop s vismrit thi. Vo kuch ar kehti usse pehle bagal se didi no 2 aai ar boli hn hum bhi dekhre h itne din s. Humko lgra h vo last time kaam lga tha tbhi s gaayab hua h. Vo sb the bhi chor type k. Mauke ka faida utha k maine bola: hn hn aap to bolri thi na ki dekhi thi kisi ko tv bgl m kuch dekhra tha. And she thought and said: hn hn pta ni kaise kb utha k le gye... Itne m mummy aai ar boli: jaane do kon ab usme dekh bhi rha h movie voovie. And I ended the conversation: jaane dijiye tsk tsk le Jana hi tha to kamse kam humko bta diya hota hum us DVD player 📀 m s motor to nikal liye hote

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2024.04.29 10:29 Ok_Dependent6471 Aakriti and jashwant's live

'mein Sachin ko respect karti thi isliye mene 10 chize nahi boli' bro we have watched the episodes and fake claiming things won't prove you right and jashwant Tum aakriti le naya pille ho jab 2 3 mahine dance wance karke reel banake thak jaegi woh Naya pille pallegi acha Hoga agar Tum chup hi raho toh aur agar aakriti NE nahi choda toh history will repeat itself jashwant ne Jo nandu ke sath Kiya hai wahi Hoga aakriti kendathi ish liya jyada uchlo aur socha tha isse jyada toh nahi giregi bandi ne phirse slut shaming, body shaming suru kardiya have you lost your mind?? Show pe Jo karliya toh karliya ab live peh bhi Naya #thereal the main the truthful the sab ka Raza kholdungi jashkriti show kholna Chalu Kiya hai Kya? Lagta hai Splitsvilla wallo ne diya huwa paisa kam padgaya Kya aur ab insta live pe bitching karke kamana chati ho?? shouting and crying won't prove you right and respectfully you deserve all the hate

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2024.04.28 10:49 momoiro_cream Future Tour Stops

I was reading comments sa latest Tiktok ni Opisyal and there were people requesting them to go to certain countries, so in relation to that, here are some stops I wish they would consider for their next World Tour:
⚪ Australia: Mukhang marami na silang fans doon and there are a lot of Filipinos there too, kaya I think it is a great addition to their tour. They should also consider busking. I watched some Kpop in Public videos, at andaming ideal location doon for it. They could also sing/jam.
⚪ Taiwan: Another one that has a lot of Filipinos at A’tin. Just like Australia, it also has a lot of ideal locations for busking.
⚪ Hong Kong: Based on twitter, mukhang established na yung fanbases nila doon. Each of the houses has their own fanbase na very maeffort din sa pagpromote. Ilang beses na nilang napatop ang Esbi songs sa Itunes.
⚪ Indonesia: Someone posted a statistics of streamers noon (I forgot to save, sorry), and it showed na second ang Indonesia sa list. As our neighbor, they share similar culture and sense of humor, and hence, I think it would be easy to strengthen their growing fandom there. Maganda rin mga edits nila and ang sisipag nilang mag-aral ng Tagalog.
⚪ China: I have never visited Weibo or Douyin (I find apps too complicated kaya hindi na lang ako nagaattempt magexplore), but according to some fans meron na silang established Weibo profile and popular rin yung Gento sa Douyin. Plus maraming cover groups yung sumayaw na sa Gento, and even Chinese boy groups have danced or covered it, sa national TV pa. The Chinese people aren’t new to idol groups and from what I know, are very supportive of the groups they stan, kaya maganda rin silang target market.
⚪ Europe: I’m not sure exactly kung saan sa Europe but I hope they would consider at least 2 stops there. The countries in the continent kasi ay magkakatabi-tabi, and from what I read, they can travel from one country to another through trains. Hence, I think strategic na makapagpromote din sila doon, kasi kahit hindi gaano karami ang fans per country, if they’re willing to travel, they could accumulate a large crowd. Maganda rin magbusking dito ‘cause the people seem supportive, atleast from what I see sa mga Kpop in public videos (eto lang yung crowd na nakita kong nagcla-clap at least).
⚪ Bonus- Latin America: This one’s a bonus because rather than being part of the tour, I wish they could perform in a Music Festival there. Marami akong nakikitang mga Spanish comments in youtube, IG, and Tiktok, but hindi ko talaga ma-gauge kung gaano na kalaki ang fandom nila doon. I think that if they were given a chance, mabilis nilang mapapalaki ito, because just like Indonesia, marami rin tayong similarities with Latin American countries (cough 333 years ba naman). Latinas and Latinos also seem to be a fun and supportive crowd. I noticed na yung mga fans doon yung willing lumipad dito to see SB19 (at magvacation na rin lol). Example sila Sol & Luna, Chachi, and recently yung isang hatdog ni Pau na umattend ng Aurora at Xiaomi Fest.
Anyway, ‘yun lang, gusto ko lang talaga magblabber. Please do inform me kindly if I said anything incorrect. Dumating na rin ang mga boys sa Japan, and I’m still manifesting na sana makapagperform sila sa THE FIRST TAKE.

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2024.04.26 10:11 Ok_Lake_235 Aaj pata chala kitna lonely hu mai

Nhi choda ja raha mujhse reddit, but kam toh karliya hai, I am happy for that (before people say tu toh chorrne wala tha)
Mujhe pata hai is rant ka kuch ghanta nhi hoga, but I'd still like to put it out there
Result Mera bahut accha aaya, initially Mai bhi bahut khush tha. Kal ka din Puri Khushi Mai nikala. Aaj neeche walk karne gaya, pura Khali tha (usse koi farak nhi padha) but immediately mujhe realise hua ki bhai dost toh mere bahut Kam hi hain... Random log internet pe result puch rahe hain but not to congratulate they just want tips... Aur fir abhi Tak doston ka phone mere pas aaya tak nhi, they didn't ask kaisa gaya, logon ko apna fayda dekhne se fursat nhi, social skills Puri Mari padhi hain, Ghar pe lash ban chuka hu. Jabse school band dosto se baat band, coachig wale dosto se baat bahut kam hoti ha
Aisa lag raha hai ki dost hain hi nhi mere pas
Uske upar se I don't know but mujhe Aisa lag raha hai ki mere parents itne khush nhi hain... They just are like ek 2 din ho gaye na ab padhai kar, advanced ke liye, reference ke liye papa engineer hain... And I don't know bhai, is ko likhte waqt abhi fiitjee ki celebrations Mai ja raha hu just to feel like I belong somewhere.
Ik this hardly counts as a problem in my case compared to others massive problems, but thanks for listening. It means a lot.
EDIT: Lagta hai galti kardi aake saare AIR under 100 baithe hain aur yahan akela main jiske 700s Mai bhag Rahi hai bc Gonna die of embarassment

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2024.04.25 20:29 DesignerTask7243 Saar we piecephool peepal saar we belib in Om Shanti saar

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2024.04.06 19:23 khattakapashtana1 Jinnat ke qisay

This happened around 3 years ago, my younger cousin Ahad was around 2 years old. Raat ke 1 baaj rahe the and Ahad wouldn't stop crying, he was with his mother (my chachi) and older sister who was 9 years old, Maria. My chachi tried everything to stop him from crying but he wouldn't stop.
Tabhi unke darwaze pe meri "behan" Sarah chachi ko darwaza knock karti hai bolti hai, "chachi mujhe dedo Ahad main usse chup karwa dungi, chachi dedo Ahad ko, chachi dedo na" wo jab tak Ahad Ko mang rahi thi utna Ahad roraha hai aur uske knocks zyda taiz aur strong hone lage. Mind you, the jinn was speaking in Pashto.
Pata nhi chachi ko kya hua tha that she didn't open her door but after a while Maria went outside to check if my sister was really there but no sign of her so she entered our room and saw that Sarah was sleeping. Maria went to her mother's room quickly to tell her mother that she was sleeping. Imagine chachi ne darwaza khol diya hota toh?
Do you guys have any jinn stories? I have alot but this one was the creepiest and most recent. Let me read yalls stories!

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2024.04.06 11:21 EccentricBai Alia, Neetu and the long game

A recent thread speculating about how Alia is docile, unambitious and malleable etc prompted a memory to rise from its grave.
This is circa 2013 guys.
Alia was fresh, so fresh that a cosmetic client of my agency (a global cosmetic brand) signed her to be an ambassador for it's target demographic. Their products are cheaper knock offs of the higher end brands of their larger conglomerate with production compromises involving safer ingredients. They make dupes of their own high end brands, they have a HUGE portfolio.
This was a job at a digital agency. Once signed, Alia was to do multiple ad campaigns for their products and the biggest campaign was for an eye product. For the agency, this involved taking candids for social media content to be used later on, coordinating with the client global creative agency and their in house departments along with Alia's own team and momager on every aspect on the campaign and Alia herself.
Let me tell you one thing.
Alia is a hyper focused, highly intelligent and 'chunt' person. It is laughable to imagine RK married her for being a simpler, gharelu and a flexible choice over his exes. She is as machiavellian as they come. She would be wooden, cold and jaded with EVERYONE who was an agency person, they might as well be thin air - and a bubbly teen princess when the global honchos were on set. Not an ounce of energy spent on any person who wasn't important or powerful.
Life has taught me one thing.
There are no accidents when it comes to success. No amount of KJo's hard on for nepo kids would have worked if Alia and her mother hadn't been the Kim-Kris team they are or had Alia been a go with flow person.
Good people don't succeed. Good girls don't make history.
Now to Circa early 2022.
The first post pandemic wedding I was attending threw me in with an elderly Bollywood fringie related through marriage to the Bhatts. Someone who had known not just Mahesh and siblings through a marriage but grew up in Juhu and was classmates with many industry kids in the 60's. Stuck at a reception table with them and having nothing else in common, the evening turned into an uninvited gossip sesh and given it was a wedding we were at, the upcoming Kapoor Bhatt wedding came up, unprompted (there had been no announcement until then). The Bollywoodiya high society person was vocally ecstatic that the wedding was finally happening, that would now add the Kapoor's to their clan because Alia was like a daughter and relative through marriage after all. Nevertheless -
"You know, I thought Katrina would be the one. Such a strong self made woman like Neetu. Poor fellow really wanted to marry her, I don't get why Neetu kicked up such a fuss."
I had read the threads on this sub on it I also had ANOTHER source who told me that RK would dump Katrina for not being Kapoor bahu material and I made a post on that too. I chose to leave out my source because it was on the nose and stick to the sub's speculations about the 'Neetu Tailor' business and other breakup blinds and offered up the theory that Katrina's dad not being on the scene, speculations around escorting as a a young model and her being from a single mother household might be the reason for the bigoted prejudice.
They started laughing.
"Yeah she's the one to talk."
"What do you mean?"
Verbatim -

"Has anyone asked Neetu who her father is? Does she even know for sure? Her mother was a neighbour of my Chachi's and Neetu went around telling everyone she would be a Kapoor Bahu since she was a teen. Her walls were full of Rishi's posters even when she pretended to be a friend of his and she was obsessed with him. Her mother asked my Chachi (family doctor and best friend of 60’s Bollywood star couple ) to have her introduced to the couple to get her break in the industry when she was a kid. That's how she got her first film with Rajendra Kumar ( he was a friend of the couple). If Katrina wasn't Khandani, Neetu was worse. Her mother pimped her out at 12 to be an adult heroine.
But chalo, accha hi hua. Hamari Alia ko jo chahiye tha joh ho gaya. Woh isse kam mein nahin manti. Kitne saal se Neetu ki Tarah mehnat ki usne bhi"

Make of it what you will.
I just find it equal parts hilarious and demeaning to assume that any woman who is metal enough to crawl through the barbed wire jungle of Bollywood (nepo or not) is being called naive, weak willed, malleable and unambitious - basically plain lucky.
For either gender, sex and marriage are about power as much as love, especially when they are ambitious. As with their careers, so with their marriage. It is the ultimate power trip to marry someone on a higher rung in the hierarchy of whatever society applies to you. I know of no man or women who was ambitious and driven and actually married someone indistinctive, be it Akshay Kumar, Alia or Neetu, Ash or Shilpa Shetty. Whatever it costs to have that victory is a calculation. Nothing more and nothing less.
Edit: re Neetu’s early days - Rekha’s biography echoes similar speculations by a veteran Bollywood journalist that teens who played adult roles like Neetu, Waheeda and Rekha were ALL sexually abused (since minors can’t consent to sex)

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2024.03.31 17:38 nohoes6996 The JEE Ending/Final Comeback Chance

11th 12th me family, economical, issues to the hi (peak corona, papa cab driver hai so no work, and he is single earner and hamare paas pata hi lag gya hoga generational wealth to hai nahi) uske upar se gharwalo ne device aur wifi online lectures aur classes ke liye dilaya usme bas anime dekha( not like I hadn't studied but aur bhot achha ho skta tha)
Ended up with appeox 82%ile, boards ro rokar diye(literally, thought I'd fail in Physics exam ke ek raat pehle ray wave semiconductor chhue bhi nahi the), April me bhot uncertainty thi ki kab hoga exam uske chakkar me 1 mahina bhot kam padha Marks to +30 hogye, but percentile 78.
Drop liya, offline Institute join kiya (state topper last 2-3 saal se wahi se aarha hai + jaankari thi.) Coaching ki clases material ki. Fir Mid nov tak decide hogya classes jana kam karenge and 43 years ki PYQ book lake wo solve karenge, wo solve ki max chapters ki.
Jan attempt me bas P, C me Salt analysis, ionic, Optics(R+W), Liquids choda. Maths hamesha se weak thi to did selected chapters.
Fuck up kardiya, jaha 170 aane the, ~140 aaye (60, 60,20). Chodo koi nahi marks utne bhi kharab nahi hai 97 tak touch hojayegi percentile.
93.7
Dosto ke pooche, jiske number 104, uski bhi percentile zyada, jiske 145 uski bhi zyada apne peer grp me itne achhe laane ke baad bhi bhot peeche reh gya.
Mujhe apni galti hi nahi samajh aayi, Mene aisa kya galat kardiya jo mere saath hi aisa hua, sabke number kam ho ya jyada percentile zyada hi hai (why?) Ek hafta bhot roya, gharwalo ne bhi bhot samjhaya koi nahi aage focus karo but mujhe wahi janna tha ki bc 140 pe 95 bhi nahi aayi mere baski to nahi hai 2 mahine me 210 laane.
Uss depression se ubharte ubharte aaj padhunga kal padhunga karte karte March shuru ho gya. YPT grps join kiye, ek din padha wapas wahi, dekhte dekhte ab ek hafte pehle aankh khuli ki kaha fass gya. But thoda bhot I was revising to I can atleast finish revision with minimal q practise. Agar book uthake baithta tha to lagta tha ki bc bacha kya hai kya padhu saare to PYQ solve karliye ab kismat itni kutti hai usme meri kya galti hai?
But ab ubhar chuka hu, bhot baato ko let it be karke aage badhna hota hai wo zindagi ne dikhaya.
Ab 5th April ko JEE Mains hai zindagi ka final let's see how I'll do. But is week mai consistently long hours baith raha hu. I feel I have improved a ton, compared to if I had scored 97 in the first attempt.
Ab Ek hi aim hai.
The JEE Advanced.
Wapas wahi galti nahi hone dunga.
50 days.
Will make every minute count.
Even if I score 10k rank, I'll be well off (mere paas catagory hai, faaltu ka hate dena na dena tum par hai).
Pata nhi kyo likhdiya. Par ab to likhdiya padho iski🥰

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2024.03.18 10:12 examgiverlaunda maushi chi gaand

kaha gya wo mausi wala choda, bhenchod puri raat kitaab ko lund jaise padha

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2024.03.07 21:31 veerfile Susrul me bahu ka Dil ki baat

Apne pure parivar ko jab mene choda to pati ka Ghar hi apna Man liya. Bhul kar apni sari ajadi susral li jemedari ko apna man liya. Wo Ghar choda ye Ghar apna gya Tabhi ye sune ko kiyo milta hai. Ye. Tu apne miyake sa nhi lai thi ye mere hai Ladhki apni Jaan laga deti hai sabko khush kne me tab bhi susral me thodi khat pat hojye to use yha susral ye Ghar tere nhi ye sam mere nhi hai ye sune ko mil jata hai Ab wo bahu bolti hai mere kya hai bata do meri is ghar me phechn kya wo mujhe samjado,

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2024.03.03 20:58 BeneficialApricot862 Help kardo!!....

Guys 7 hr baad center ko nikalna hai, mere muskil se 10 ch hue hai woh bhi theek se nhi like utne numerical practice nhi hai, na ke barabar, formulas bhul jara baar baar derivations thodi bhot Hui hai..kya karu? Inn chapters ko hi acche revise Karu with pyq? Mene magnetism, moving charges, EM induction, AC,EM waves pura choda hai, kitne bann jaenge itne se?

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2024.02.29 18:35 Mindless_Bar7630 Dosto update lelo....

Mitro unexpected tha.... surprise Diya usne 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Internal chal rhe hai, dost se contact kr ke aagya college k pass samne aagya Bhai pehle to ignore Kia Maine kya pata kon hai firse mud k dekha to mujhe dekh k hass raha tha bhaiiiiii.......😭😭😭😭😭😭. Aisa bhagi mein uske pass hug krliya choda hi nhi bhai.....ek galti hogyi kisi ne record nhi Kia 🥲. Bhai sirf usse aur mujhe pata hai kitni yaad ati thi ro ro k sote the raat ko.....Bhai life mein kitne bhi problems ho patience aur wait Karo bhai ek din worth it hota hai.
Bhai pata nhi kitna time mein usse hug kr k rhi thi bohot royi Bhai...wo bhi roo Diya tha abh wo shant nhi baithega to Dona ka rone ka program chalu ho jata isliye wo ji chup baith gaya 😂. Direct station se aaya tha bags bhi the air bnb book kia tha...pehle to gye waha wo fresh hua....mein bhi gyi thi room 🫣. Baki aap samjhdar ho bhai jyada kuch nhi. Usne aapne haath se khana bhi khilaya mein aapna dhyan nhi rakhti wo bolta tha tujhe aapne hatho se khana khi launga. Abhi bol Raha hai next baar aauga to tere ghar hi AA jaunga tere mummy se baat kr k aapne saath le jaunga..... Jabh usne ye sabh bola mein to shock hogyi thi.... mujhe believe nhi ho rha tha aisa krne wala hai ye....ye din meri jindagi ka sabse special din hai....aur gajab ki baat to hum dono ki birthday ek hi din aati hai....bohot sare chije same hai bas gender alag hai dosto 😅. Is hi wajah se bohot jaldi connect hogye....
Fir hum 12 vje talak nikal gye bahar ghumne Khana to kha liya tha isliye dadar chowpatty chale gye beach PE waha pe bhi acchi hawa chal rhi thi sabh beach PE khel rhe the....acche vibes the .... college k pass hu beach hai waha pe ek gola Wale uncle hai mere pehchan k unse bhi bf ka intro karvaya.... paise nhi liya unhone harroj jati thi unke dukkan pe pr degungi kal 😁.
Fir beach ghumte ghumte 2 BJ gye abhi bhuk lag gyi.... dadar station chale gye, waha pe thodi obviously shopping kr Li usne karvai usko pata hai mere pass jyada kuch nhi hai....muje bhi uske paise waste krna nhi pasand usne jabardasti dilwa Diya 3 4 jhumke bhi leliye ☺️. Dadar station k pass famous hotel hai visawa waha pe khana kha k hum nikal gye bandra....itne sabh mein 3 BJ gye. Bandra mein mount merry ghum k aagye waha pe bhi beach k pass baithe k time spend Kia...sunset enjoy kia....6 bje gye...Ghar nikal ne ka waqt hogya tha Bhai jaise ye chij yaad aagyi rone lagyi mein bhayankar....wo tension mein kaise chup karvaunga 😂. 7 bje talak usko uske room k pass drop kr diya aur mein bhi ghar aagyi 8 bje talak... Abh soch rhe hoge tum log kiss wiss kuch nhi hua kya nhi bhai....baato mein itne busy the pata hi nhi chala Ghar se call alag aa rhe the kal firse milungi tabhi kr lungi kiss 🫣....
Thank you so so so so so much dosto sabhne bohot help ki thank you sooooooo much ye chij aapne jindagi mein nhi bhulungi mein
Arey haa...usse mara bhi tha Maine itna time lagaya milne k liye...chup chap maar bhi kha liya cutie hai mera 😘. Aur mujhe usse gift Dena possible nhi hua usne dediya accha nhi lag raha kal de dungi ☺️. Usne choclates laye the mere fav aur flowers ek rose alag se baalo mein laga ne k liye 🫶. Bas kisi ki Nazar na Lage meri cutie ko ♥️. Bohot precious hai, chupa k rakha hai Dil mein...yaa to shadi yaa life ki barbadi
Thank you so much everyone, unknown hoke bhi help krdi dosto love you all 🫶
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2024.02.24 18:20 ttthrowawayyy8888 Pak Military Brat Couldn't Handle The Criticism

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2024.02.24 18:16 biggerPelvis Mods bhai u/BumrahKaChoda ko unban kardo yr yeh apna hi Banda hai

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2024.02.10 21:58 SmartEvening Pyaar

Bahi itna akela toh nahi tha yaar mai 2 saal pehle meri zindagi mei koi ladki nahi thi Mai akela tha Leken mahsoos aaj hk raha hai
2 saal ek ladki ko itna pyaar kia Uske bulane par kaam chod ke uske paas chale jata hai Par sunne ko aaj bhi yahi mila Ki she is not my priority
Uske liye doston ko chod diya Jo log mere the unko door rakhdiya Lekin aaj bhi yahi sunneko mila Ke she is not my priority
Jab bhi woh roti toh uska sahara bana Ab mere rone par toh sahara hi nahi bacha Raat ko ghar mei chup chup ke baate karte the Aaj chup chup ke roo raha hoon
Uske bina zindagi bura nahi tha Usne chod ke chala gaya toh Aisa kyu lag raha hai Ki sab kuch chala gaya
Aaj koi dost nahi hai Jiske liye unhe choda Woh bhi nahi hai Bas hai toh uske yaade
Us ke uupar gussa bhi nahi aata Pyaar toh itna kiye tha na hum Najane usne kyu nahi kiya pyaa Shayad nahi hi hoti meri zindagi mei

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2024.01.20 16:27 Adminnn2020 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙩. 𝙃𝙮𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙖𝙙𝙞 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖

On a normal Friday afternoon ,i return to home from college Exhausted and tired .So i decide to take some rest and scroll some reels on my bed
Unknown to the fact that something is gonna happen in immediate future that will change the way i look at things
So as i was lying in bed having peaceful afternoon ,with my phone Suddenly mom enters the mom (People from brown household can releate to this )
Out of nowhere tells me to bring grocery and starts Lecturing me about my bad habbits like laziness etc
It was more like order that you wouldn't dare to refuse
So here the main story starts here ,
I go out to the chicken shop near to buy some meat And here Enters the "Hyderabadi chicha " who looked like a PATHAN- man with deep voice ,straight and pointed nose ,and an aura .
As he enters he advises the shop owner ,to lose some pounds (As shopowner was a bit plump ,basically he was fat )
Tells how it is important to take care of your body And the only person who can help you is yourself No one is gonna do it for you
You gotta do it for yourself
The thing stufff that he said was pretty normal , But the way he said was too good
Also he describes how to leave a bad habbit by telling his personal story
So our Hyderabadi chicha back in the day was smoker As he says he's smoking habbit begun with curiosity It started From smoking 1 -2 cigarettes to a pack
Then slowly became a chain smoker
So motivated him to quit his habbit ? As he says it was his family that motivated him , Changed his prespective
He says he was worried about his kids and their future Like how he's gonna stop his kid from smoking as he himself does that
He says " Apan khud ghar main baith ke dusro ko masjid jao bole toh kaisa "
(It would hypocritical if he doesn't follow what he says )
2nd step
Know the fact that your gonna fail so many times Before you succeed Basically chaar saal ki adaat char din main nai jaati
3rd step :
Replace bad habbit with something good
Like if you smoke 🚬 Eating bettle leaf (pan ) ,chaliya ,tobbacco gums Might help
Listening to all this made me realise three things
1) A man never changes for himself ,he always needs a strong reason to change
2) sometimes it's not what you say ,it's about how say it
3) Don't think good prespective of yours or your journey is useless
It might inspire someone ,some day or their other You might become someone" Hyderabadi chicha " Too or chachi maybe
So keep doing the good and spreading the good , Waqt muktasar sa hain zindagi ka Kya na acha kaam karae hum .....
Thanks for reading and if you made this far
JazakAllahu khair
Lots of love
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2024.01.10 18:49 Bulky-Top3782 Ankita to Ayesha : Ye ladke aise he karte he

If this post by any chance looks bad about him, please let me know and i will delete this, because maybe this might sound wrong

While ankita was talking to ayesha in today's episode(10-01-2024), she said ki Ye ladke aise he karte hai, nayi ladki ko patane ke liye apne ex ke bare me buri baate bolte hai, main ache se janti hu ladko ke baare me ye baat... she kept on talking for a while about boys and the boyfriend or boyfriends she had in her past, itni der boli ki cut he kardiya bhai makers ne.

is she talking about Sushant? With all due respect i dont want to talk bad about him by any chance. But ab tak jo bhi ex ki bate ki he 90 days me she has talked about Sushant only. also said once or twice ki Sushant ne use choda and while talking she said something like "jo bhi reason se usne choda, i dont wanna talk about it"

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2024.01.08 22:07 Appropriate_Tie_7522 I was lost in the midst of all religions; I think now I finally found my calling

Pichle 2 saal se G ghise ja raha hun taki Mocks mein 550+ aa jaye...aaj tak sirf 1-2 baar hi 600+ gaya hun. But padhna kabhi nahi choda.
Iss bich apne religion ko bhi discover karne ki koshish kara and followed omnism for quite a long time. I think I was following Aleccism all along unknowingly. Truly amazing how the Lord works.
I want to create a book containing all of Lord Alakh's teachings along with the help of the mods u/poiisonx and u/Unlikely-Complex1027
Whenever u see a fellow Aleecian, don't forget to ask "Padhai kyu nahi ho rahi hai?"
This goes to a deeper level trying to find a cause why the person can't study which may range from girl issues to clinical depression. After finding the cause do try to help that person if possible.

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