Introduction

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Wrapping Up

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/ Hayes’ pov /
When Solene’s large sable orbs locked on mine, time stopped, the past five years of pain fell away. Her supple rosy lips upturned and slightly parted- the same way they had before. The same lips I fell in love with. She was beautiful, the same stand out features and subtle curves.
It felt as if gravity was pulling me closer, each step unconscious. With our toes nearly touching, every nerve ending in my body urged me to touch her, to tuck a stray strand of hair away.
“Hi.” Her voice velvety and deep, slightly hoarse.
Unsure of what to say I began to speak, “H- wh- how are you?” The future of whatever could be depended on the next few moments, and I didn’t even know where to begin.
Solene felt the same way, it was evident in her tone, “I’m well, not much has changed, I’m slightly older…” she let out a weak laugh “and Izzy is a sophomore in college. He-“.
“That’s gre-“ I began. “Sorry you go ahead.” I could feel my cheeks pinken.
“I was just going to ask if you’d like to sit and chat, I have time before my client arrives and it would be nice to talk.” Her tone was unreadable, I’d hoped she’d wanted me to say yes.
With a nod of my head, she turned on her heels; her now chin length hair fanning out slightly.
————————————————————————————— Once we reach the offices, Tracy peeks her head out of her office and smirks “Ah hello Adonis.” The comment although to me is more geared toward Solene.
“Tracy, don’t you have some art to purchase or someone else’s awkward moment to make worse.” Solene rolls her eyes, the same mischievous sparkle apparent.
With a small smile, I duck into Solene’s office. Taking in the familiar-small- space, I smile, not much has changed. Photographs of Izzy through out the years, multiple paintings from artists all over the world, and even a few of us during the time we spent together on August Moon’s tour adorn her walls.
Leaving the door open slightly Solene sits on the small love seat she added to the room, its vintage, it suits her.
Taking a seat next to her I smile. She seems to be taking me in, inspecting closely how age and life have affected me. “How are you? I saw you on Jimmy Kimmel last week, are you enjoying the solo route?”.
“It’s been a journey of loss and gain. I didn’t know that with love comes pain, until that day five years ago. The music I’ve been writing is not just about infatuation but yearning for what was.” I realize I may be rambling and pause.
“It’s nice to see you passionate about music again, the same way it was when it was just you and your guitar.” Solene’s hand touches mine tenderly, “tell me more about it?”.
“Well, when we went our separate ways I began to see the road ahead was going to be the same as before if I let it. I could keep on as the British boy who messes about and lets everyone around him make decisions for him; or I could be who I am today. I’m finally involved in the process of my music from start to fi-“ a knock on the door brings me to a stop.
“Solene, Ms. Raphel is here. I know she’s a half an hour early, would you like me to tell her you’re in meeting?” Tracy looks pained as if she’s interrupted a super secret meeting- which she has, but it’s not the end of the world.
Solene’s eyes bounce between mine and Tracy’s “Fucking artists. They’re never on time, it’s always absurdly early or laughably late.”
Deciding for the both of us I stand up, “This is important Sol, I’ll be here as long as it takes. As long as your number is still the same, I would be more than happy to schedule something.” Tracy shuts the door slowly and leaves us alone again.
“Hayes, are you sure? I can tell her I’m in a meeting, I can’t expect you to move your busy schedule around because of my client’s inability to tell time.” Solene stands and begins shuffling papers on her desk, no matter what she says I know I’ll go to the ends of the earth for her.
Standing behind her I place my hand on her shoulder “I’ll be available whenever you are. Good luck with the new client.” I walk to the door before turning back “Oh and Solene, you’re still hot or whatever.” With those parting words I open the door leaving her blinking in shock. ————————————————————————————— As I sit on the sofa of my new flat, I’m like a teen boy again. Do I dare flirt with the girl? Keep it simple? I begin typing something only to delete it until I hit send on impulse.
-Hayes- I was wondering if you’d like to get some really fucking good sandwiches sometime? —————————————————————————————
It’s been two hours since I left the gallery, fifteen since I sent the text, and five minutes since Solene has read it. Patience and tranquility are two things I am fresh out of when it comes to waiting.
-Hayes- I know you’ve read it Sol, it’ll be just lunch.
This time she replies immediately
-Solene- I don’t know Hayes… it was always just lunch.
-Hayes- I’ll behave, or try to. Pls?
Knowing she won’t be able to say no, I prematurely do a little dance.
-Solene- I’ll think about it, maybe.
-Hayes- Go easy on my poor heart Sol. One sandwich. Not even drinks. Just bread. Yes?
At this point I may as well be on my knees, she still knows how to make me work for it.
Leaving well enough alone, I decide to go for a run. The waterside park in Santa Barbara has become my refuge-aside from my music- the waves and fresh, cool air keep me grounded.
————————————————————————————— After running for an hour I look at my messages to see a simple victory but a victory nonetheless.
-Solene- Fine you win. Lunch. I could go for a good sandwich.
• A wide toothy grin spreads across my face as I stare at the message. I almost forget I’m standing in the middle of the walking path when someone clears their throat, “Are you Hayes Campbell?”. The person- a woman who appears to be in her thirties- asks me. “I saw you on Kimmel, and I must say that you’re talented as hell. I cried when I heard your new song. Can I get a picture?”.
It isn’t as often as it used to be, but I do get recognized by fans when I’m out and about. I’m currently covered in a thin sheen of sweat and quite a mess, but I wouldn’t be me if I said no. Nodding my head I allow her to get closer and pose with a peace sign. She takes two photos before stepping back. My phone dings twice before she can speak.
-Solene- Does 12 tomorrow work for you? I have nothing scheduled for tomorrow.
The woman looks over at my screen which I’m stupidly, openly looking at. “Is that ‘the’ Solene? Oh my gosh! Everyone’s going to go crazy when they find out.” She seems to have forgotten composure.
“Ah it was nice to meet you, have a good day.” I mutter out briefly before jogging away. This is just absolutely fucking great, here’s to hoping there’s a divine being who will save my arse. ———————————————————————————
Once I reach my apartment I’m exhausted and my mind is filled with all the worst case scenarios that will result from my stupidity.
-Hayes- Sure. Does my new flat work? I’d love to make you a sandwich, return the favor or whatever.
(To be continued)

[Run Zero chapter: https://redd.it/1csb71x not every run will have a chapter; it won't be long before there are multiple runs per chapter.]
Portal load: Agility 1, Bait 3, Trumps 1, Pheromones 1, Packrat 1, Motivation 1, Power 2, Toughness 2, Looting 5, Discipline Challenge, 54 of 54 He allocated, 7.8% AP at start.
[This is probably the lowest helium load I've ever done, and sorta keeping my own advice on a recent Reddit post, Bait and Looting are up. Especially Looting, but it's not like I don't always do something like this.]
The human emerges from the glowing green mist and hits the ground. Groans. Pushes against that ground, trying to get back up. I feel really heavy. I'm not that fat, am I? He's got a dark blue button-down shirt on. A uniform? A shoulder patch. Rolls over- Ah, what's that? His shoulder pressed into something hard and metallic, He reaches over and his hand naturally seems to find a folding handle. He pulls it out from under himself and gets it up on his chest, sort of in a semi-comfortable position to hold it up and look at the screen while lying on his back. Some fiddling around the edges gets the power button pressed and the screen lights up with:
"Manual portal activation 1 successful: Void enabled. / 54 He loaded / Discipline challenge active / Total portal activation 955"
"Kakka," its one of his trimps.
'My' trimps? The human sets aside the portal pad and gets up.
Are you the guy? They all seem to be looking at him, as though they have a frickin' huge problem to solve and they need his help to solve it.
32s: First trap.
Do you bite? It doesn't matter much to us. The trimps look hopefully up at him through the trap's grating, We're so friggin' screwed.
I didn't think four of you could fit in there! He opens it and they all start following him around like imprinted hatchling birds. It seems his tactic of making a catch-alive trap confirmed to them that he was 'the guy' to help solve whatever problem...
26m42s: Z2c15, 58 pop, 7.7s RC with Z1/2; 29m44s: Fresh turkimp c25.
"Hey, buddy," he says to his first scientist, "can you speak yet?"
"Shijou?" it says, then it starts writing, "Hi Tightniks."
"Who do you mean 'Tightniks'?" he asks, "I mean, it's not like I remember my own name, but what makes you think it's Tightniks?"
"Tai," it points right at him with one paw.
"Just pointing at me isn't going to answer that," he chuckles.
The trimp's hands are quite prehensile, but it's hard to tell without it holding something, they don't seem able to make their fingers visually distinguishable. [Puchim@s all the puchidoru, although some have big round hands and some have small pointy hands; Takanya is the latter. Probably Final Fantasy Red XIII as well, but I'm not familiar enough with him to be satisfied.] This one starts climbing up his leg.
"Wait, wait," he stops it. It's a challenge to stoop in this gravity, but not as much of one as carrying a trimp. He gets down on his knees and back on his haunches and-
"Tai," it points again to a spot on his chest just left of his heart, then climbs on his lap and grabs his uniform at that spot, "Tai!"
He looks down and sees "Tightniks" embroidered into the fabric above his pocket. "Ah," he sighs, "Well, if that's my name, that's my name."
"Shijou," it gives him a friendly whack on the shoulder.
2h38m55s: Mskel in Z11c3.
"Hey guys?" Tightniks points at his bone box, waving his finger, "Does anyone remember where these came from?"
"Nope," the yellow one says.
"Yeah, there are 12 more in here than we got kills to account for," Tightniks says.
"I've been getting a sense of deja vu about just about everything," the red one points at the metal box on the strap over his shoulder, "That's a big exception. Any clues there?"
"It says it's for something called a DT Experimental Industries Time Portal," the human shrugs, "I have no idea what it's talking about, honest."
3h25m46s: Block PB, 0.3% AP sub-4h, 540 pop, 8.3s RC, no turkimp
That thing is beeping? He takes a look at his TPCS pad and he's got a message saying that he finished the Block in under 4 hours and there's a little attack bonus- Under 4 hours? It's been over 4 days!! Checking the time on the device reveals that the portal times in terms of a "map frame" out there in space, and the passage of time has been vastly dilated on this planet.
4h15m56s: Zone 15, 954 pop, 11.9s RC with Z14/60, no turkimp.
"Tightniks," the yellow one comes back from the second full bin to the filling third bin, watching the human fold up another of his very first inventions, the very first thing he built after jumping through the mysterious green phenomenon exiting the crashed ship, "Why in blazes are you building so many traps?"
The human had finished another and tossed it into the bin, then picked up the now ever-present portal control pad, gets it out of auto-sleep and called up the "Achievement Points" page. "I have this weird hunch," he says.
"Deja vu? That familiar feeling we always have?" the yellow one inquires politely, slightly tilting its head.
"May I?" Tightniks turns up his hand and waves it up and down in a lifting gesticulation, then points at the trap pile.
"Sure," the yellow one understands, "if you'll put me back down after."
The human sets the pad down, stoops at the knees and gets his arms under the yellow trimp scientist's front limbs and lifts it up onto that stack of traps with a grunt; it is an impressive demonstration of his improving strength against the planet's high gravity. Then he picks up the pad again and points at one of the blank purple squares near the bottom.
"You don't know what that is," the yellow one says, "Are we going after that first one that is readable?"
"Yes," the human nods, "it's for finishing something called a Dimension of Anger, whatever that is, before getting something called Bounty."
"Whatever that is," the trimp chuckles.
"No, I know what it is," the human says, "I remember it being access to a resource-rich area on the other side of a green Wall we'll find with our next map route. It doubles our resource production."
"That would be handy," the yellow one says.
"Hmm," he nods, "But all the traps are for this one," pointing at the third square in the top row of the array the pad labels "Feats", the second of three that are purple.
"Oh," a stylus materializes in the yellow one's paw, "Well, all it says is 2.5%. It doesn't say how to get it. Something to do with traps?"
"Something to do with traps," the human chuckles, "that's only convenient to do now."
4h29m46s...
Other trimps can understand the grey one better than the human, "Shijou shijou shijou?" is what a human ear would hear, but it's really asking the yellow one, "You mean he knew it was going to be here?"
"Yeah," the yellow one nods.
"Well, it's gotta be that pad none of us finds familiar," the grey one insists.
"I don't think so," the yellow one argues, "He showed the reason for all these traps to me on the pad, and the information is not yet available there."
"Well, it can't be just a coincidence," the grey one grumbles.
6h23m16s: Our first void map dropped.
"What is that?" The red one asks the yellow one. It grabs a stick and lifts the strange square object up by an edge from as far away as he can.
"I have no idea," The yellow one says.
"It seems to have some sort of cooling effect," the red one says, looking underneath it, having tilted it up with the stick, "Like it's not just cold, but actually cooling down, as though it were the opposite of on fire."
"Shijou," the grey one says, holding a note.
"It's a void map. Grab it with a blanket and put it on the cart please. - Tightniks"
"Shijou shijou," the grey one clarifies, "The new pad said 'void enabled'. Guessing it's that."
10h06m21s: Zone 21, 1975 pop, 19.6s RC with Z20/232, no turkimp.
"Ooooookay," Tightniks growls, "There is something off about this thing."
"Shijou?" the grey one looks at the yellow one with concern about their human starship pilot friend.
The human stoops, picks up the little green gem on the ridge between Zone 20 and 21, looks at it, huffs, and asks, "Any idea where this comes from?"
"Err..." the red one seems hesitant to say, "I think you made it."
"Really?" the human huffs, "How could that be?" Then he tosses it at Red, "See if anything reacts to it. It might be radioactive, so we should take turns to minimize exposure."
"Really?" Red's holding it now, "What makes you say that?"
"Because I'm pissed off for no reason I can figure out," the human says, "I think it's coming from-" he gasps, "Waitamint!" He starts searching for the portal pad.
"Frags," the red one says quickly, "I think it's arranging a route. You're good with maps," it tosses the gem to the grey scientist.
The human has his portal pad up and reads aloud, "You have the Discipline challenge active. Tweak the portal to- yada yada yada. Tiss tiss t- completing The Dimension Of Anger will cause Trimp damage to return to normal." He snaps his fingers, "That's gotta be it."
"Shijou," the grey one says hopefully, and has a map drawn within a few minutes.
12h30m06s: Portal, 45 He, 3.600 He/hr, 2098 pop, 18.3s RC, 1% AP for Portal-before-Bounty.
The last head of the map's boss monster goes limp as one of the fighting trimps' dagger points goes into it, and the huge thing settles on its tail, resting on the package that seems to be the prize of this map. And there's a popping sound, and then something mechanical.
Is that a scroll compressor? Tightniks looks at the package. The deflating monster's lifting envelope material drapes over everything underneath it. "Red, Shijou!" he snaps and points, "roll up that side of it. Keep this part from sucking down on the extractor nozzle!"
All fifty of the scientists jump in, literally, pushing the gas in the bag towards the compressor. Tightniks as well, rolling up the front.
Until he kicks, and nearly trips over, a smaller package that might be the explanation for the reason why the center of the monster's defense seemed to be a little away from the big package he could see. It's in the right place, he realizes. He gets it uncovered and reads stenciled-and-sprayed block letters on it:
"DT TIME PORTAL / THIS SIDE DOWN"
Perhaps the Dimension of Anger is so named because of the rage suddenly rising up in Tightniks' throat. It isn't so much as the free-floating aggression suddenly has an answer, there is definitely a fresh batch of rage and anger as he grips the nearest Dagger V, Mark 2 with both hands- ...I must have gotten used to destroying it at some point. He lets go of his weapon with his right hand first and dangles his left arm while holdi-
Refocusing on surviving the next few seconds, the pilot turns on the radar for the final approach and takes a last look around, then straight ahead at his forward camera and primary flight display...
He crouches, sets the dagger down gently, then starts clearing the debris from the box's grab iron. He tries to lift it- Damn, this is heavy!
Surprised at this turn of events, his two oldest scientists, Grey and Yellow, rush to either side of him and help out. They get it flipped over and read the other side of the device, Tightniks chuckles a bit at its predictability:
"DT TIME PORTAL / THIS SIDE UP" There's a square cutout in the middle of one side of it, with a sliding cover at the bottom of it.
"Thanks," he pats his scientists, "but back off, please." He gets the cover unlatched, and slides it open to see, first a big rainbow-colored wide data cable and card edge connector, then several fluid ports. "There's something missing," he says aloud as he gets the cover completely off and onto the grass, "this connects to some-" he's got the wide flat cable up in his hand, realizing what it plugs into. He looks at his scientists, lips trembling, "G-g-g-get the pad."
The grey one already has the survival data pad and offers it to him.
"No, the other pad," Tightniks clarifies, "The big one. The big one," he picks up wide flat rainbow cable and its edge socket in one hand, "It goes here," he points at it with the other. "It must have come with me end of the last cycle."
Both the yellow one and the red one bring it, one on each side.
"Thank you," the human takes it, gets its hinge lugs on the trunnions at the top of each corner of the cavity, then gets the cable connector on the card edge in the pad's base recess, "See, that's where it came from." It comes on:
"12h30m05s: You have completed the Discipline challenge, unlocking a new memory-enable coolant loop and restoring your trimps to normal combat discipline."
"Do you have any idea what that's about?" the yellow one points at the edge of the left side.
"That's-" Tightniks examines it, then suddenly realizes, "It's gotta be for the void map."
He's got a port cover open, and the bottom of it says, "NULLIFIUM/VOID HEIRLOOM INTERFACE"
"Shijou?" the grey one brings the blanket-wrapped void map.
The human clears an edge of the map; doesn't seem to matter which one, and then gets it into the slot. It disappears and the blanket settles down while the environment goes deep blue and suddenly goes super cold. "Hoe Lee!" he shivers, wrapping the blanket around himself, "I hope this isn't too much of a Napolean-Hitler Maneuver!" He glances around, but all the trimps don't seem to discomforted by the sudden cold.
12h35m24s: Void 1, 55 He, 4.369 He/hr, 2098 pop, 18.3s RC, first void AP 1% and 0.3% AP for 100 He simultaneously, we got a rare shield, but it's lame with attack, storage, and empty.
As the environment around them return to normal, the trimps cheer over the deflated corpse of the- ...whatever, who give a hoot? Tightniks finds a flurry of messages on the portal screen, two regard APs, one is about having recovered 10 He units, and the big one was about a "shield". Through the touchscreen, he enables it, and gets the status effects that it's talking about.
"Where to now, boss?" the yellow one asks, Tightniks can feel the draft off the cold trimps. They seem to be extraordinarily robust ectotherms, unlike him.
"Let's go back to that friggin' Wall, where it's warmer," he shivers, "We got that AP and could use the resources." As he leads them to the L15 route, he thinks, Maybe I did that void too early. It takes on the level of our most recently entered Zone, and the resources probably go up accordingly. [I did for character reasons after seriously considering running it at Z25 or 30.]
12h49m37s: Nursery unlocked.
"Four hundred thousand gems!" the human squeaks, "Are you kidding me?"
Grey and Yellow glance at each other, the former says "Shijou?" and starts doodling a real answer.
"I'm not sure if you've noticed, but young trimps have special diets for healthy bones," the yellow one explains.
"You eat gems?" the human gasps.
"Shijou," Grey says with a shit eating grin just above a little sign that says, "Babies eat aluminate, and gems are the best!"
"Do they like the taste?" Tighniks tosses a gem from the helium compressor in the direction of the nearest house.
"Uh-Uuuuh!" after it bounces off a paving stone, a yellow juvenile with red head fur jumps into the air to catch it in its mouth. [Puchim@s Yayo. Liek seriously, she jumps after pennies.]
13h32m59s: Zone 25, 84 He, 6.199 He/hr, 2217 pop, 52.6s RC with Z24/568, no turkimp.
It has an unusually light colored body, dark head fur that lies flat, and for trimp tails, wide and not all that prehensile, reminds Tightniks of a- ...he remembers what the animal looks like, but not that his home planet is called Earth nor that the animal is called a tanuki raccoon. Just the tail, the rest of the trimp looks like a trimp for the most part. Oh yeah, the mining foreman. [Puchim@s Yukipo] He turns to Red and asks, "What's wrong with it?"
"It's in a bad mood," the red one answers.
"I can tell," Tightniks glares angrily at the red one for a moment, cools off, takes a breath, and asks kindly, "Why is it in a bad mood?"
"We've never been out this far," the yellow one offers, "...well, with the portal captured at least. Now, it was in a good mood before it got near the cart after we started this zone. Something new on the cart?"
Tightniks approaches the mopey mining foreman and asks it, "What's the matter, little fella?"
It sighs, then starts struggling to climb [see 1x6] onto the compressor cart. Tightniks helps it up with a lift, then it goes to the portal pad and turns it on, opens up the coolant page, the challenges tab there, and sort of sighs and looks questioningly at him.
"Metal challenge:" the pad reads, "Tweak the portal to bring you to an alternate reality, where the concept of Miners does not exist..."
"Oh," Tightniks realizes, then huffs, "That explains the bad mood." He sits down with the mining foreman trimp and brushes its tail, "Don't worry, my friend. You'll be back after one cycle, and I'm sure I'll miss you and your miners. These guys," he nods at the scientists, "we're scared they wouldn't be back when I first used it on purpose, but they came back. If there's a 'Science challenge' later on, I'll have you and not them-"
The scientists flinch.
"It'll be okay," he assures the mining foreman he hasn't yet realized has fallen comfortably asleep in his lap, "It'll be okay, buddy."
16h11m02s: Gymnastic Z25 taken and gyms rapidly increasing now.
The 710 fighting trimps are majestic with their new gymnastic skill and nearly impossible to hit. Only occasionally did the gorillimp do damage. They took it down easily.
Then the dragimp they faced next blew them away with a fireball that made Tightniks flinch. It took him a second to get the dragimp back in his bee nickels. The next group was all ready to relieve their fallen comrades before they went down, even without the welcoming traps for the wild volunteers (of which Tightniks has just started into the 41st bin of ten thousand.) The dragimp can do nothing to them; anything that hits gets deflected by their V-8 shields; they never got sufficiently blindsided.
[Funny: V-8 is a veggie drink similar to clamato juice I can't find anymore, but it's really five-eight, which just happens to be the squadron number of the cast in Space: Above and Beyond. Herp-a-derp!]
19h11m12s: Spammed some random biome maps...
"Tai?" the grey one looks up at the human holding a little sign, "Last couple zones, you've been mapping a lot of random biome routes we never used. Is there any point to that?"
"Stats," the human says, fitting another one together, "Oh, and this," he tosses the trimp the completed forest route map."
As it registers in the portal system, the pad starts beeping and flashing its screen.
"What?" Tightniks sneers incredulously, "There's an AP for that?" He checks and sure enough, there's a 5% Achievement Point for making a 'perfect' map, by a full notch the biggest AP so far.
The yellow one was relaxing on the corner of the latest filled up trap bin, the 49th, notices, and leans back, "Yarey yarey..." shaking its head.
19h13m28s: Uberhouse taken.
"Shijou," the grey one stands at Tightniks feet holding a small book.
Tightniks takes a brief break from his trapmaking and stoops for his oldest scientist.
"Shijou," the grey one bobs the small book in its hands to offer it to Tightniks.
"Flush toilets and septic systems?" Tightniks reads, "You do this yourself?"
"Oh, don't you wish," the red one snickers, "No, it was in that perfect route you mapped up."
20h39m26s: Zone 30, 161 He, 7.794 He/hr, 4656 pop, 20N, 74.5s RC with Z29/1735, no turkimp, 2.5% AP for sub-60 He Z30 start...
"Oh?" Tightniks has an Ax V-3 over one shoulder and screws the helium hose connector to the portal system with one hand. He grunts, sounds kinda disappointed, sets the ax down and continues working on his massive pile of traps; he's almost finished the 55th of, he just learned, 100 huge bins.
The mining foreman had struggled up onto the cart to see, and just looks baffled. It usually looks a bit lost just as part of its demeanor, but this time it looks really quite confused, and makes rather bemused sounds too.
"Oh, what is this?" Red jumps up on the cart, sounding like it's gotta be silly.
The mining foreman climbs back down and spots a purple ore vein, makes a happy sound and pulls its shovel out of its back pocket to start digging into it.
[OC: This is not even close to an exaggeration vs. OG Puchim@s Yukipo who, in 1x2, just pulls out her shovel from nowhere and digs a hole through Project 765's indoor tile-and-concrete office floor to have a nap in the cold open of a 137 second long cartoon episode. Never run out of mushroom boxes! Also, 2nd season Golden Week gold medallion, she and Yayo dig into a volcanic island and hit an oil gusher ...you don't need to know much geology to realize...]
"Really?" Red groans, "Sheesh."
What's on the pad? "Hoarder: Have over 1 million traps at once, 2.5% damage."
20h48m06s: Gateways.
"Hmm," Tightniks pauses from his trap building and gazes over where they came from.
"Thinking of something?" the yellow one asks from the stack he's building under his feet as he puts the most recent trap on the pile.
"Yunno, we have a lot of territory back there that should be pretty pleasant to live in," Tightniks says, "You'd think we should be able to just map an enemy-free route that trimps can just sit down and live peacefully in. I'd love to be able to do that."
"Shijou," the grey one is at his feet with a massive shit-eating grin, not really "hiding" a big piece of documentation behind its back. Obviously it's not so dumb as to realize that it isn't concealed. It then pulls it out and offers it to the human, "Shijou."
"What's this-" the human gasps, "Are you kidding?"
"Shijou."
"Well?" the yellow one prompts, "Let's friggin' try it, shall we?"
21h34m53s...
For some odd reason, that quiet little mining foreman is on the trap pile, fiddling around. Seems to be trying to arm one, has the spring catch on-
"Hey, buddy!" the human notices, "What are you-"
SPROING and it goes flying through the air. Does a few flips and turns, and then sticks the landing, strikes a pose, and makes a happy sound. [op cit. 1x57]
"What the-" Tightniks says, scratching his head, I wonder how much more damage the fighters could avoid if they could do stuff like that.
"Shijou," the grey one is carefully copying out the trimpese from a tattered and dusty scroll.
"What is that?" Tightniks asks.
"Where mining buddy learned that flip," Yellow says from the cart with feet playfully dangling, "another gymnastic book we picked up a few NMEs back. Probably another chapter from the same book, actually. It seems to have been torn apart and scattered."
"Is that right, bud-" the human looks around, can't seem to find the mining foreman, "Buddy, where are you?" It can't move so fast as to get out of sight this quickly!
"Po-wee!" it cheers from the bottom of its latest hole, which is beside a pile of rich bluish-greenish copper ore, onto which another shovelful flies out of the hole onto it.
22h44m17s: Zone 32, 205 He, 9.016 He/hr, 9548 pop, 30N, 37.7s RC with Z31/2712, no tkp.
"You should probably go," Red whispers.
The exhausted human has just sat down for a nap after tossing yet another trap into the huge bin stenciled "61".
"Really, I mean it," the red trimp scientist gently sets a paw on the pilot's shoulder, "Listen to sense please. Charge all this helium and use the portal; it'll make us so much stronger."
"Only 392 thousand to go," Tightniks sighs, "All the ones I've made go to waste if I use it now. I know it's only a two-and-a-halfer, but if I go now, I'll never be in de-" his head slumps into the nodding-off of post-all-nighter fatigue, "moo."
Red and the mining foreman help the snoring human gently down onto his side. The former quietly asks the latter, "Do you think he's doing the right thing?"
The mining foreman makes a particularly delighted squeak, grabs its latest flask of leafy-flowery infusion, which is just now cool enough not to punish such a maneuver with a nasty burn, and upends the whole thing in a couple seconds. It then bounds off joyfully towards the big pit mine over there. It does not often lead the general laborers because of the gymnastic and shield driven block fight, which needs wood, but it happens to be doing so today.
Yellow stands next to the grumbling unhappy green lumber foreman trimp, who is standing on the head of its dual bit ax with its chin on the end of the haft sticking up from the head on the ground. "Cheer up!" the yellow scientist gently prods it in the elbow, "There isn't a Lumber challenge."
1d00h20m05s: Zone 33, 229 He, 9.410 He/hr, 10120 pop, 50N, 40.8s RC with Z32/3390, no turkimp.
"It's a familiar smell," the human says.
"There's no way we've been out this far since whatever it is that shtfed Trimp civilization," Red grumbles. [Word based on acronym SHTF, which stands for "stuff hits the fan" in its G-rated version. Long time ago, similarly derived "nsfw" was a kerbalese cuss word.]
"I think it's from before that," Tightniks clarifies, "from before the time loop stuff."
"I'm worried our fighting group is nearly a third of our population," Yellow sighs.
"Casualties bother you?" Tightniks asks, "I thought we talked about that."
"It's taking forever to breed up new groups, and these things, *snap* ow," Yellow didn't quite touch that one the right way, "you've got 661 thousand of are too small to help. If you don't go now, this will probably be our last Coordination and we won't be able to finish the next zone."
1d06h52m14s: Gymnastic Z35 finally away.
"Did you know it was there?" The red one asks the human as they watch the grey one transcribe another lost chapter of the Gymnastic book.
"No," Tightniks huffs, in a few minutes' break from his trap building, "But I'm not surprised, I hope it gets us Zone 36. In any case, as soon as I finish that millionth trap-"
The mining foreman makes a mournful sound.
"Don't worry, buddy," Tightniks pats it on the head, "I'll brush your tail again last thing before I go." He's working on bin #88.
1d08h00m10s: 12802 pop, 80N, 43.7s RC with Z34/5298, down from 27.4s; '31m00s...
Tightniks, wearing wool-lined leather gloves mixing shimp and bovimp ingredients, plugs the void map that they got from earlier in the zone into the portal, bundled up against the expected cold. He hopes that the fresh Gymnastic Z35 and Coordination Z34 will get them through it.
1d08h33m03s...
"Do you think you can get it back out of there?" Red asks the shivering human as he reaches for the portal.
There are a pair of ejector levers beside the void map slot which clicked when he inserted it, but the void map disappears, so it remained an open question as to whether they could get it back out. Making sure not to have his hands over the void map slot, Tightniks gets a thumb over each one and there's resistance like something is in the empty slot. He grunts and pushes down until they suddenly snap down, the ejected void map rematerializes. "Well, that's a relief," he sets it down and the starts doffing his coats and sweaters to let the warm air of the normal world reach him.
"Try again later?" Yellow asks.
"Yes," the human says.
"What, are you kidding?" Red scoffs, these things level up with the zones!"
"Later on in this zone, obviously," Tightniks grunts with a huff, and then turns to see the grey one holding its little sign with those exact words on it, can't help but smile.
1d09h08m09s: Snimp in Z36c74...
Having just finished yet another trap for bin #95 of the hundred that he needs for the million-traps AP, he tosses it in and looks to the front. There's not much left of that snimp, but it just killed a third fighting group. "The training bonus from running ten laps in an on-level map route doesn't transfer to the void, does it?"
"Shijou," the grey one says with a note of confirmation.
"And I'm getting close to done this pile of traps we need for that 2.5% AP damage bonus."
"Shijou," it says again.
1d09h08m21s: Snimp in Z36c75...
Tightniks sighs, "...and there's another one. So much for that void map with its heinous critically accurate fast voidsnimps and ugly boss fight." And he returns to building traps.
1d10h14m08s: Trying again...
"NULLIFIUM/VOID HEIRLOOM INTERFACE," Tightniks tightens the stuff around himself and then finishes getting the void map inserted with his gloves, and his fingers come together as it puffs out in a brief blue mist in the void environment.
"Timba timba," Tightniks hadn't even noticed that the lumber foreman was up on his head, pats him on the head, wants to get back to work. [No Puchim@s resembles the lumber foreman.]
"Oh, there you are," the human says, "Sorry, I wanted to finish the run with the mining foreman in charge of the resourcing workers. I don't know what's about to happen to it when I hit the Metal challenge."
"Who the devon talked you into into trying this thing again?" Yellow grumbles, looking up at the indigo sky and mysteriously shrunken and dim sun, hands- ...forepaws on its waist, not discomforted by the cold, but bothered by the re-attempt. [This cuss-word after Disturbed song "Inside the Fire".]
"Shijou," the grey one grins above a Rosetta-stone-like sign it's holding with "It was me." in forty-seven languages both human and trimp.
"Zone 37 is hopeless in the time it'll take me to finish building the traps," Tightniks says.
"Won't the cold slow you down?" Red inquires, "It seems to get to you for some reason we don't get."
"Timba timba," the lumber foreman confirms from its perch on Tightiks' jacket hood.
"Yeah," he huffs, tightening it down, "but it slows down the portal clock by the same amount, so who cares?"
1d10h38m48s: Voidsnimp in c12...
Even in the void, Tightniks has gotten used to the sounds of the combat and trimps dying en masse, but when he heard that voidsnimp screech, which is similar to a "drill" robot from an Earth video game he has almost totally forgotten called Descent (Interplay 1995), he almost involuntarily turned to see, Even way back here, they can damage us despite all that gymnastic training? Then it landed the critical hit and wiped them out, as all critical hits do on this void route. He still finished the trap he was working on before going back to the portal, "Forget this, we're just getting the zone blimp." He pops the map from the portal's void slot, and starts getting his void gear off. His uniform long since wore out, so he's wearing something much more cave-manny. [I picked that sound because that sucker was dangerous and terrifying and carried the nearly hitscan Vulcan cannon. There was no Descent II equivalent, but the Thiefbot was pretty annoying.]
1d10h45m30s: 1M traps AP for 2.5%. 1d10h47m36s: Zone 37, 345 He, 9.916 He/hr, 13120 pop, 100N, 33.6s RC with Z34/5298, 2774 pop short, no turkimp.
Tightniks had nearly finished the long procedure for loading and configuring the portal, then sat down with the mining foreman to brush its tail like he promised.
The scientist trimps tried to hit the portal's activation plunger, but it refused to travel the full distance closed for any of them. Quite tired themselves out trying. The only one not exhausted into total silence was the grey one with its exasperated "Shijou..."
The mining foreman refused to go to sleep, and watched intently as Tightniks finally reached over and set it home with one hand. Its last nervous little sigh was the only thing he remembered-
The ship is without power, and Tightniks can't run the radar much without draining the batteries...

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Gege, Malatek - Cocaine [Dexx Records] / Key Gm, BPM 128, 4:01, MP3 9.87 Mb
Genning - Song Of The Morning Stars [OHM Series] / Key Ebm, BPM 126, 7:08, MP3 17.22 Mb
Goteko - Italian Job [BeatCode] / Key Cm, BPM 132, 6:32, MP3 15.82 Mb
Grigollo, Haluem - Vapuvu [Happy Techno Limited] / Key Abm, BPM 130, 5:55, MP3 14.77 Mb
Guada Bonnin - Aire [Merien Records] / Key Bbm, BPM 142, 6:19, MP3 15.86 Mb
Guada Bonnin - Insaciable [Merien Records] / Key Gm, BPM 140, 5:29, MP3 13.84 Mb
HAAB - Sweet Faith [SevenSky Records] / Key G, BPM 120, 4:04, MP3 9.93 Mb
HRDP - POSEIDON [Lost in Perversion] / Key Em, BPM 145, 5:26, MP3 13.35 Mb
HRDP - UNCODE [Lost in Perversion] / Key Gm, BPM 137, 6:12, MP3 15.17 Mb
Hidden People - Distant Voices [OHM Series] / Key Ebm, BPM 121, 5:10, MP3 12.52 Mb
Hilola Samirazar - One Day [EYRA Music] / Key Am, BPM 102, 3:00, MP3 7.36 Mb
INØSTRØZA - Falla Por Temperatura [Habitat Musical Records] / Key Gm, BPM 108, 5:23, MP3 13.29 Mb
INØSTRØZA - Marco de pegado [Habitat Musical Records] / Key F#m, BPM 137, 5:09, MP3 12.74 Mb
INØSTRØZA - Pasarela Derramada [Habitat Musical Records] / Key Abm, BPM 136, 5:18, MP3 13.11 Mb
Isolalla - Tokia [T-Tracks Music] / Key Bbm, BPM 126, 5:35, MP3 13.53 Mb
J Aristi, Rizzo (Col) - Sample & Tarros [Used Goods] / Key Gm, BPM 128, 6:46, MP3 16.55 Mb
Jeff Garcia - Funky [EP Recording] / Key Fm, BPM 125, 6:13, MP3 15.06 Mb
Jens Mueller - Peace Is An Illusion [Betrieb Records] / Key Gm, BPM 138, 5:36, MP3 13.72 Mb
Jens Mueller - To The Edge [Betrieb Records] / Key Abm, BPM 138, 5:36, MP3 13.72 Mb
Jhon Dee - Language Beat [Caliclub Recordings] / Key Bm, BPM 130, 5:43, MP3 13.95 Mb
Jhon Gutierrez - Churchill [EP Recording] / Key Am, BPM 124, 5:38, MP3 13.68 Mb
Jhon Roux - Yearning [EP Recording] / Key Gm, BPM 124, 6:04, MP3 14.71 Mb
Johnny Pluse - Toastie [Blindsided] / Key Bm, BPM 110, 3:13, MP3 8.32 Mb
Jonyx, Camila Arach - This is Acid [Drillers Records] / Key Dbm, BPM 130, 6:02, MP3 15.08 Mb
Jonyx, Camila Arach - This is Acid (Remix) [Drillers Records] / Key Dbm, BPM 130, 5:56, MP3 14.86 Mb
Jovan Grios - Naturaleza [Cronos ES] / Key Cm, BPM 120, 6:24, MP3 15.83 Mb
Juan Mejia, Jemimah Eze - Juneau (Amazing) [Into the Cosmos] / Key Am, BPM 117, 5:00, MP3 12.29 Mb
Junior Souza, GUINNI - Get Out [Happy Techno Limited] / Key Abm, BPM 130, 5:55, MP3 14.77 Mb
Juram - Bambú [EP Recording] / Key Am, BPM 122, 8:09, MP3 19.72 Mb
KASIMOFF - My Last Word [Mark Music] / Key Am, BPM 90, 3:26, MP3 8.39 Mb
KTTK, Onacity - Bring the Nrg [Happy Techno Limited] / Key Fm, BPM 126, 4:38, MP3 11.72 Mb
Kholiqov - Feelings [EYRA Music] / Key Am, BPM 110, 2:40, MP3 6.57 Mb
Kim Kemi - Back Home (MHM 1 & Antony Difrancesco Remix) [Bump Music] / Key Am, BPM 124, 7:13, MP3 17.36 Mb
Konstantinus - French Is What I Need [BeatCode] / Key Abm, BPM 137, 6:48, MP3 16.44 Mb
Kooya - Electrolyte [BeatCode] / Key Bm, BPM 130, 6:24, MP3 15.50 Mb
KyoshII The Epic - The Weird - The Wonderful - Game Changer [BeatCode] / Key Em, BPM 136, 6:01, MP3 14.57 Mb
LSS - Perch [circuitbreaker] / Key Dbm, BPM 129, 7:56, MP3 19.81 Mb
Lask - Deepbush [circuitbreaker] / Key Db, BPM 142, 6:22, MP3 16.04 Mb
Lecture - Bionic [McCarty records] / Key Gm, BPM 124, 7:49, MP3 19.12 Mb
Lenata - Lisbon [BeatCode] / Key Gm, BPM 140, 5:29, MP3 13.30 Mb
Leopold Bär - TF02 [Ghost Program Records] / Key Abm, BPM 133, 5:47, MP3 14.12 Mb
Leopold Bär - TF02 (RSD-86 Remix) [Ghost Program Records] / Key Em, BPM 138, 6:20, MP3 15.41 Mb
Libellula - Lipstick Town (Nu Ground Foundation Classic Edit) [Rushmore] / Key Fm, BPM 124, 2:36, MP3 6.35 Mb
Libellula - Lipstick Town (Nu Ground Foundation Classic Mix) [Rushmore] / Key Ebm, BPM 124, 6:29, MP3 15.67 Mb
Libellula - Lipstick Town (Nu Ground Foundation Deep 'N' Low Dub) [Rushmore] / Key Dbm, BPM 124, 5:58, MP3 14.43 Mb
Lindsey Herbert - Control [circuitbreaker] / Key Cm, BPM 142, 6:08, MP3 15.48 Mb
Litchy & Smiley - It's Like [Happy Techno Limited] / Key Dbm, BPM 128, 5:46, MP3 14.43 Mb
Luca La Rocca - Don't Panic [Hidden Source] / Key Am, BPM 136, 5:42, MP3 13.88 Mb
Luiz Lazzaro - Can't Stop (DNO Remix) [Future Soundz] / Key Gm, BPM 127, 3:07, MP3 7.84 Mb
Lynne - Gno [Rave Nation Recordings] / Key Em, BPM 127, 5:18, MP3 12.75 Mb
M-Paths - Beach [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Eb, BPM 86, 6:22, MP3 15.42 Mb
M-Paths - Celestial [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key F#m, BPM 120, 6:32, MP3 15.82 Mb
M-Paths - Contemplate [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Gm, BPM 120, 4:19, MP3 10.53 Mb
M-Paths - Emerge [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Am, BPM 170, 6:03, MP3 14.66 Mb
M-Paths - Escaping the Humdrum [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Fm, BPM 116, 7:58, MP3 19.26 Mb
M-Paths - Grow Part Three [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Gm, BPM 120, 4:15, MP3 10.36 Mb
M-Paths - In No Hurry [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Bm, BPM 118, 9:06, MP3 22.01 Mb
M-Paths - In the Warmth [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key C, BPM 127, 3:20, MP3 8.18 Mb
M-Paths - On the Up [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Am, BPM 128, 6:23, MP3 15.46 Mb
M-Paths - Panoramic [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Am, BPM 113, 4:26, MP3 10.80 Mb
M-Paths - Reflect [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Fm, BPM 116, 5:38, MP3 13.70 Mb
M-Paths - Soaring [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Bm, BPM 120, 7:03, MP3 17.06 Mb
M-Paths - Submerge [Mighty Force Recordings] / Key Am, BPM 128, 5:32, MP3 13.44 Mb
MAPP4 - Brinca [Blackside] / Key Em, BPM 128, 5:45, MP3 14.03 Mb
MAPP4 - Bring Me Higher [Blackside] / Key Cm, BPM 127, 6:10, MP3 15.05 Mb
MLA.VU - My Bassline [Acid Positive +] / Key Bbm, BPM 135, 6:24, MP3 15.81 Mb
MLV - One More Night [Balloonz Records] / Key Am, BPM 126, 5:01, MP3 12.11 Mb
MMØ - Forbearance [Xelima Records] / Key Am, BPM 137, 5:16, MP3 13.47 Mb
MMØ - No Return [Xelima Records] / Key F#m, BPM 137, 5:30, MP3 14.04 Mb
MMØ - Still Missing [Xelima Records] / Key Bm, BPM 136, 5:27, MP3 13.90 Mb
MacX - Sunset Vibes [City Life Music] / Key Cm, BPM 119, 4:20, MP3 10.56 Mb
Maddrum - Decoder [Drak Records] / Key Bbm, BPM 133, 6:26, MP3 15.70 Mb
Malcolm Lewis - About Last Night [Flash Frequency Productions] / Key Am, BPM 124, 5:04, MP3 12.32 Mb
Malcolm Lewis - Groove Capital [Flash Frequency Productions] / Key Dm, BPM 120, 4:52, MP3 11.88 Mb
Malcolm Lewis - Groove Capital (Remix) [Flash Frequency Productions] / Key Em, BPM 120, 5:32, MP3 13.48 Mb
Marko Zalazar - Cassette [Happy Techno Limited] / Key Gm, BPM 127, 6:37, MP3 16.47 Mb
Martin Climax - Audio Communication [Sonic Tropic] / Key Am, BPM 124, 6:54, MP3 16.68 Mb
Martin Climax - Zakopane [Sonic Tropic] / Key Am, BPM 124, 6:58, MP3 16.93 Mb
Maty Badini - Excited [We Are Klexos] / Key Am, BPM 126, 5:22, MP3 12.99 Mb
Max V. - Mister DJ (Edit Mix) [Atop Records] / Key Em, BPM 120, 3:24, MP3 8.38 Mb
Max V. - Mister DJ [Atop Records] / Key Em, BPM 120, 4:52, MP3 11.90 Mb
Mikas - Crazy [Progressive Grooves Records] / Key Dm, BPM 128, 4:53, MP3 12.17 Mb
Mikhail Catan - Compassion [Deep Elite] / Key Cm, BPM 107, 6:30, MP3 15.91 Mb
Mr. Wilson and the French Ticklers - Hypnotic Longing [Craze Records] / Key Gm, BPM 137, 5:19, MP3 12.99 Mb
Mr. Wilson and the French Ticklers - Level Up [Craze Records] / Key Bm, BPM 92, 4:21, MP3 10.65 Mb
Mr. Wilson and the French Ticklers - Live Love Die [Craze Records] / Key Fm, BPM 124, 5:10, MP3 12.61 Mb
Mr. Wilson and the French Ticklers - One Shot [Craze Records] / Key Gm, BPM 124, 4:00, MP3 9.75 Mb
Mr. Wilson and the French Ticklers - We Could Live [Craze Records] / Key Cm, BPM 142, 2:52, MP3 7.13 Mb
Mr. Wilson and the French Ticklers - What Binds [Craze Records] / Key G, BPM 124, 5:10, MP3 13.10 Mb
Mr.lucky, Tech C - Mamababa (TC Dj Remix) [Neapolis Records] / Key Cm, BPM 93, 8:09, MP3 19.66 Mb
Mr.lucky, Tech C - Mamababa Groove (TC Dj Remix) [Neapolis Records] / Key Cm, BPM 93, 8:09, MP3 19.66 Mb
Mzade - Amerikaz [GeoPlay] / Key Dbm, BPM 100, 2:38, MP3 6.46 Mb
Naked Art - Drive To Cape Town (Ancient Roots Late Nite Mixx) [Deep In Ya Soul Recordings] / Key Am, BPM 121, 7:09, MP3 17.41 Mb
Naked Art - Drive To Cape Town (Demille Vaughnn's Afro-Room Remixx) [Deep In Ya Soul Recordings] / Key Bm, BPM 121, 6:53, MP3 16.74 Mb
Naked Art - Drive To Cape Town (Original Main) [Deep In Ya Soul Recordings] / Key Bm, BPM 109, 4:48, MP3 11.74 Mb
Neo - Suppressed Action [circuitbreaker] / Key Gm, BPM 142, 7:35, MP3 18.94 Mb
Neuron - Distant Memories [EYRA Music] / Key E, BPM 97, 4:15, MP3 10.35 Mb
OOOOØ ЯENDON - All Night [LETS TECHNO records] / Key Abm, BPM 150, 5:46, MP3 14.02 Mb
Ohsha Kai, Marc Jay - Space [Bump Music] / Key Bm, BPM 118, 7:05, MP3 17.06 Mb
Oldschool Dubtechno .Producer - Tree of Life [OHM Series] / Key Dm, BPM 124, 6:54, MP3 16.68 Mb
Oleg Evil - Aneroid [Diffuse Reality Records] / Key Gm, BPM 136, 5:25, MP3 13.38 Mb
Oleg Evil - Ataraxia [Diffuse Reality Records] / Key Gm, BPM 127, 4:32, MP3 11.28 Mb
Oleg Evil - Confusion [Diffuse Reality Records] / Key Gm, BPM 127, 5:55, MP3 14.61 Mb
Oleg Evil - Degeneration [Diffuse Reality Records] / Key F#m, BPM 138, 3:57, MP3 9.85 Mb
Oleg Evil - Disturbance of consciouness [Diffuse Reality Records] / Key Em, BPM 136, 4:42, MP3 11.69 Mb
Oleg Evil - Mental Retardation [Diffuse Reality Records] / Key Dbm, BPM 136, 4:35, MP3 11.41 Mb
Oleg Evil - Psycotherapy [Diffuse Reality Records] / Key F#m, BPM 136, 4:48, MP3 11.90 Mb
Oppose - String Theory [DRK records] / Key Am, BPM 146, 6:02, MP3 14.67 Mb
Oppose - Trinity [DRK records] / Key Gm, BPM 148, 6:08, MP3 14.93 Mb
Opposite - Undercover [Fuzion Music] / Key Am, BPM 128, 7:53, MP3 19.00 Mb
Panca Borneo - Escape The Reality [BRONEO RECORDS] / Key Fm, BPM 128, 3:23, MP3 8.23 Mb
Panca Borneo, Cliffrs - It's You [BRONEO RECORDS] / Key Fm, BPM 126, 3:33, MP3 8.77 Mb
Papa Tin - Realize (Instrumental Mix) [Dreams Come True Music] / Key Bm, BPM 110, 5:18, MP3 12.85 Mb
Papa Tin - Realize [Dreams Come True Music] / Key Bm, BPM 110, 5:18, MP3 12.85 Mb
Paripe - I dont need this [Epoque Music Electronic] / Key G, BPM 125, 5:03, MP3 12.34 Mb
Paripe - I dont need this (Remix) [Epoque Music Electronic] / Key Gm, BPM 125, 6:01, MP3 14.64 Mb
Pasiphaë Group - Aegaeon [OHM Series] / Key Fm, BPM 114, 6:28, MP3 15.65 Mb
Phyxx - Confused [Hidden Source] / Key Dm, BPM 138, 6:32, MP3 15.88 Mb
Play On Disco - Local Tribe [Klexos Records] / Key Dbm, BPM 119, 6:28, MP3 15.75 Mb
Play On Disco - Rancor [Klexos Records] / Key Am, BPM 119, 6:13, MP3 15.17 Mb
Politics Of Dancing - Let's Do This (Boris Werner's Bleep Remix) [Politics Of Dancing Digital] / Key Gm, BPM 127, 6:49, MP3 16.45 Mb
Politics Of Dancing - Let's Do This [Politics Of Dancing Digital] / Key Ebm, BPM 127, 1:46, MP3 4.33 Mb
Politics Of Dancing - Mamma [Politics Of Dancing Digital] / Key Cm, BPM 127, 7:07, MP3 17.18 Mb
Politics Of Dancing - Never Stop [Politics Of Dancing Digital] / Key C, BPM 127, 6:36, MP3 15.94 Mb
Pumping Alien - A Cid [Technological Records] / Key Gm, BPM 138, 5:38, MP3 13.73 Mb
Pumping Alien - Heat Light Pressure [Technological Records] / Key Abm, BPM 138, 6:58, MP3 16.95 Mb
Pumping Alien - Starlight Everywhere [Technological Records] / Key F#m, BPM 140, 5:05, MP3 12.44 Mb
PytRok - Loving Me [DeepShine Music] / Key Am, BPM 117, 3:58, MP3 9.82 Mb
RSD-86 - Enveloping (Leopold Bär Remix) [Ghost Program Records] / Key Dm, BPM 138, 5:09, MP3 12.60 Mb
RSD-86 - Enveloping [Ghost Program Records] / Key G, BPM 140, 5:32, MP3 13.52 Mb
Rafeex - Good Love [EYRA Music] / Key Am, BPM 100, 2:37, MP3 6.43 Mb
Rafeex - Never Get Over [EYRA Music] / Key Am, BPM 106, 3:49, MP3 9.29 Mb
Ramseen - Be My Valentine [EYRA Music] / Key Dm, BPM 110, 3:02, MP3 7.41 Mb
Ramseen - Future [EYRA Music] / Key Em, BPM 100, 2:23, MP3 5.95 Mb
Rei Borg - Ravers (With Don Viktoria) [BeatCode] / Key Am, BPM 138, 6:30, MP3 15.72 Mb
Renect - Drive Me Crazy [Twists Of Time] / Key Gm, BPM 124, 4:42, MP3 11.57 Mb
Reno Allen - Driven Body [For Groovers Music] / Key Bm, BPM 127, 7:05, MP3 17.21 Mb
Reno Allen - Lollipop [For Groovers Music] / Key Bbm, BPM 127, 7:07, MP3 17.28 Mb
Ricardo Motta - Remember [We Are Klexos] / Key Bm, BPM 123, 6:15, MP3 15.10 Mb
Rodle - Bad Boy [EYRA Music] / Key F#m, BPM 100, 2:38, MP3 6.43 Mb
Ross Roys - Follow the Music Flow [Ross Roys Records] / Key Am, BPM 140, 6:20, MP3 15.35 Mb
Rubito - Stromboli [We Are Klexos] / Key Dbm, BPM 125, 6:41, MP3 16.16 Mb
S/S - Dragged [Scarlet Carson Black] / Key Am, BPM 140, 6:51, MP3 16.85 Mb
S/S - Hide Vanguard [Scarlet Carson Black] / Key Fm, BPM 130, 6:54, MP3 16.93 Mb
S/S - Hypnus [Scarlet Carson Black] / Key Am, BPM 135, 6:12, MP3 15.25 Mb
S/S - Other Presence Spite [Scarlet Carson Black] / Key F#m, BPM 135, 6:10, MP3 15.18 Mb
S/S - Phobic [Scarlet Carson Black] / Key Ebm, BPM 135, 6:12, MP3 15.25 Mb
S/S - Viscerale [Scarlet Carson Black] / Key Gm, BPM 115, 6:12, MP3 15.26 Mb
SCTP, Zeta (ES) - Drown [Black Turtle Records] / Key Am, BPM 149, 6:40, MP3 16.07 Mb
SCTP, Zeta (ES) - Sweet Angels [Black Turtle Records] / Key Gm, BPM 147, 7:09, MP3 17.24 Mb
SONO (COL) - 4Pasos [EP Recording] / Key Gm, BPM 128, 8:30, MP3 20.55 Mb
SONO (COL) - Shom Lee [EP Recording] / Key Abm, BPM 127, 6:33, MP3 15.87 Mb
Sam Wave - Acid Trip [Ultrabeat Recordings] / Key B, BPM 131, 2:56, MP3 7.25 Mb
Sam Wave - Astronaut [Ultrabeat Recordings] / Key Abm, BPM 130, 2:57, MP3 7.30 Mb
Sam Wave - Last Call [Ultrabeat Recordings] / Key Am, BPM 129, 2:59, MP3 7.36 Mb
Sam Wave - Madness [Ultrabeat Recordings] / Key Gm, BPM 115, 3:20, MP3 8.23 Mb
Sam Wave - Pure Gold [Ultrabeat Recordings] / Key Dm, BPM 129, 2:59, MP3 7.36 Mb
Sam Wave - Something Different [Ultrabeat Recordings] / Key Cm, BPM 132, 2:55, MP3 7.20 Mb
Sam Wave - Sophia [Ultrabeat Recordings] / Key Abm, BPM 125, 3:04, MP3 7.58 Mb
Sami, Dj Pastis, Q-Byk, Dj Ninu - Feeling 7/17 [Hardtrance Squad] / Key Am, BPM 165, 5:36, MP3 13.61 Mb
Sansixto - Gt [Happy Techno Limited] / Key Bbm, BPM 129, 5:29, MP3 13.77 Mb
Sett - Take a Step Back [Nexus Recordings] / Key Dbm, BPM 128, 4:38, MP3 11.41 Mb
Shades Of Play - Habitual Linesteppers [Witty Tunes] / Key Gm, BPM 124, 7:15, MP3 17.96 Mb
Shades Of Play - True Story [Witty Tunes] / Key Em, BPM 123, 5:40, MP3 14.16 Mb
Shitake - My Girl's House [Happy Techno Limited] / Key Bm, BPM 128, 7:01, MP3 17.44 Mb
Siki - Half Night Stands [Siki] / Key Ab, BPM 128, 2:36, MP3 6.44 Mb
Solntsev - All Night All Right [Fast Crab Records] / Key Abm, BPM 125, 7:37, MP3 18.57 Mb
Solntsev - Be Myself [Fast Crab Records] / Key Em, BPM 125, 7:39, MP3 18.64 Mb
Solntsev - Do This to Me! [Fast Crab Records] / Key Dm, BPM 125, 6:49, MP3 16.62 Mb
Solntsev - Never Touch Me Like That [Fast Crab Records] / Key Em, BPM 127, 6:10, MP3 15.10 Mb
Solntsev - Tell Me Why [Fast Crab Records] / Key Dm, BPM 115, 7:29, MP3 18.22 Mb
Solntsev - Watch Me Dancing All the Time [Fast Crab Records] / Key Ebm, BPM 127, 6:26, MP3 15.72 Mb
Solntsev - Watch Me, I'm so Beauty [Fast Crab Records] / Key Bbm, BPM 125, 6:51, MP3 16.72 Mb
Spuri, Marcello V.O.R. - Wizard [Happy Techno Limited] / Key Abm, BPM 128, 5:30, MP3 13.79 Mb
Stateeast - Got His Gun [SMART Record's] / Key Gm, BPM 126, 5:20, MP3 12.97 Mb
Summing - I Will Wait (2024 Remake) [Summing Records] / Key Bbm, BPM 120, 7:09, MP3 17.35 Mb
Sunner Soul - Afro Jazzin' [Vintage Music Records] / Key Em, BPM 122, 6:24, MP3 15.51 Mb
Survival Mode, BLACK RABBIT (AR) - No Más de Dos [Happy Techno Limited] / Key Fm, BPM 131, 4:17, MP3 10.85 Mb
Sven Neawolf - Dein Herz [Neawolf Records] / Key F#, BPM 120, 4:46, MP3 11.59 Mb
Sven Neawolf - Gefrorenes Herz [Neawolf Records] / Key Gm, BPM 140, 4:48, MP3 11.66 Mb
Sven Neawolf - In meinen Gedanken [Neawolf Records] / Key Am, BPM 160, 3:57, MP3 9.62 Mb
Sven Neawolf - Leid in DnB [Neawolf Records] / Key Cm, BPM 121, 5:42, MP3 13.83 Mb
Terra4beat - Attention (Egrojj Rmx) [Krank Music] / Key Ebm, BPM 130, 7:17, MP3 17.76 Mb
Terra4beat - Attention (Hamelin Rmx) [Krank Music] / Key Dm, BPM 147, 6:45, MP3 16.47 Mb
Terra4beat - Attention (Meteoro Rmx) [Krank Music] / Key Dm, BPM 130, 6:00, MP3 14.68 Mb
Terra4beat - Attention [Krank Music] / Key Bm, BPM 132, 5:26, MP3 13.29 Mb
Tony Zarr - Espera [Nexus Recordings] / Key Am, BPM 126, 4:34, MP3 11.28 Mb
Torres De Lara - La Mezcla [Sativa Music] / Key Gm, BPM 125, 9:44, MP3 23.41 Mb
Uun - Atrahasis [Ego Death] / Key Am, BPM 138, 5:54, MP3 14.55 Mb
Uun - Double Aspect [Ego Death] / Key F#m, BPM 138, 5:44, MP3 14.15 Mb
Uun - Ouroboros [Ego Death] / Key Em, BPM 138, 5:30, MP3 13.60 Mb
Uun - Sight Unseen [Ego Death] / Key Abm, BPM 138, 5:39, MP3 13.96 Mb
Uun - The Upside of Losing Everything [Ego Death] / Key Bm, BPM 138, 6:15, MP3 15.41 Mb
Uun - You Can't Have Both [Ego Death] / Key F#m, BPM 140, 6:00, MP3 14.80 Mb
Vadim Antonov - Gravity Of The Night [Young Technic] / Key Gm, BPM 130, 6:54, MP3 16.88 Mb
Vernucci - Bajo Y Profundo [Hidden Source] / Key Gm, BPM 136, 5:42, MP3 13.90 Mb
Wermoont - Magic Land [Nexus Recordings] / Key Abm, BPM 125, 4:46, MP3 11.76 Mb
White Cat Project - Breakzz (original mix) [Vibetek Records] / Key Bbm, BPM 126, 7:11, MP3 17.48 Mb
White Cat Project - Little Trip to África (original mix) [Vibetek Records] / Key Cm, BPM 126, 8:23, MP3 20.38 Mb
White Cat Project - Love Tension (original mix) [Vibetek Records] / Key Ebm, BPM 126, 8:10, MP3 19.85 Mb
Yuuta - Bam Bam [EP Recording] / Key Dm, BPM 133, 5:47, MP3 14.02 Mb
Yuuta - He Is Cando [EP Recording] / Key Am, BPM 131, 6:06, MP3 14.81 Mb
Yuuta - Jeffer Is Alive [EP Recording] / Key Am, BPM 127, 5:37, MP3 13.61 Mb
eMe Castro - Fucking Groove [We Are Klexos] / Key Ebm, BPM 125, 5:43, MP3 13.84 Mb
iPunkz - Around [IPUNKZ MUSIC] / Key Fm, BPM 100, 2:25, MP3 6.13 Mb
membran 66 - Acidtech [Ome-Records] / Key F#m, BPM 130, 6:31, MP3 16.02 Mb
w jara - First Time [EP Recording] / Key Fm, BPM 128, 5:30, MP3 13.35 Mb
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I made a modpack for just me i haven't played in a bit and it wont load and gives me this wall of text. Im running 1.7.10 on forge 10.13.4.1614 any thing will help. Edit Im sorry for the wall of text i dont know how to make it shorter. ---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
// I bet Cylons wouldn't have this problem.
Time: 5/20/24 8:02 PM
Description: There was a severe problem during mod loading that has caused the game to fail
cpw.mods.fml.common.LoaderException: java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError

at cpw.mods.fml.common.LoadController.transition(LoadController.java:163) at cpw.mods.fml.common.Loader.initializeMods(Loader.java:739) at cpw.mods.fml.client.FMLClientHandler.finishMinecraftLoading(FMLClientHandler.java:311) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.func\_71384\_a(Minecraft.java:552) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.func\_99999\_d(Minecraft.java:878) at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:148) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke0(Native Method) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(NativeMethodAccessorImpl.java:62) at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.java:43) at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Method.java:497) at net.minecraft.launchwrapper.Launch.launch(Launch.java:135) at net.minecraft.launchwrapper.Launch.main(Launch.java:28) 

Caused by: java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError

at zmaster587.libVulpes.client.ClientProxy.registerRenderers(ClientProxy.java:23) at zmaster587.libVulpes.LibVulpes.init(LibVulpes.java:270) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke0(Native Method) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(NativeMethodAccessorImpl.java:62) at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.java:43) at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Method.java:497) at cpw.mods.fml.common.FMLModContainer.handleModStateEvent(FMLModContainer.java:532) at sun.reflect.GeneratedMethodAccessor2.invoke(Unknown Source) at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.java:43) at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Method.java:497) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventSubscriber.handleEvent(EventSubscriber.java:74) at com.google.common.eventbus.SynchronizedEventSubscriber.handleEvent(SynchronizedEventSubscriber.java:47) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatch(EventBus.java:322) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatchQueuedEvents(EventBus.java:304) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.post(EventBus.java:275) at cpw.mods.fml.common.LoadController.sendEventToModContainer(LoadController.java:212) at cpw.mods.fml.common.LoadController.propogateStateMessage(LoadController.java:190) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke0(Native Method) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(NativeMethodAccessorImpl.java:62) at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.java:43) at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Method.java:497) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventSubscriber.handleEvent(EventSubscriber.java:74) at com.google.common.eventbus.SynchronizedEventSubscriber.handleEvent(SynchronizedEventSubscriber.java:47) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatch(EventBus.java:322) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatchQueuedEvents(EventBus.java:304) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.post(EventBus.java:275) at cpw.mods.fml.common.LoadController.distributeStateMessage(LoadController.java:119) at cpw.mods.fml.common.Loader.initializeMods(Loader.java:737) ... 10 more 

Caused by: net.minecraftforge.client.model.ModelFormatException: IO Exception reading model format

at net.minecraftforge.client.model.obj.WavefrontObject.(WavefrontObject.java:60) at net.minecraftforge.client.model.obj.ObjModelLoader.loadInstance(ObjModelLoader.java:27) at net.minecraftforge.client.model.AdvancedModelLoader.loadModel(AdvancedModelLoader.java:65) at zmaster587.libVulpes.client.RendererModelBlock.(RendererModelBlock.java:19) ... 38 more 

Caused by: java.io.FileNotFoundException: advancedrocketry:models/combustion.obj

at net.minecraft.client.resources.SimpleReloadableResourceManager.func\_110536\_a(SimpleReloadableResourceManager.java:71) at net.minecraftforge.client.model.obj.WavefrontObject.(WavefrontObject.java:55) ... 41 more 

A detailed walkthrough of the error, its code path and all known details is as follows:
-- System Details --
Details:

Minecraft Version: 1.7.10 Operating System: Windows 10 (amd64) version 10.0 Java Version: 1.8.0\_51, Oracle Corporation Java VM Version: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Oracle Corporation Memory: 1756069216 bytes (1674 MB) / 4087349248 bytes (3898 MB) up to 7963934720 bytes (7595 MB) JVM Flags: 3 total; -XX:HeapDumpPath=MojangTricksIntelDriversForPerformance\_javaw.exe\_minecraft.exe.heapdump -Xmx8544m -Xms256m AABB Pool Size: 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) allocated, 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) used IntCache: cache: 0, tcache: 0, allocated: 0, tallocated: 0 FML: MCP v9.05 FML v7.10.99.99 Minecraft Forge 10.13.4.1614 Optifine OptiFine\_1.7.10\_HD\_U\_E7 71 mods loaded, 71 mods active States: 'U' = Unloaded 'L' = Loaded 'C' = Constructed 'H' = Pre-initialized 'I' = Initialized 'J' = Post-initialized 'A' = Available 'D' = Disabled 'E' = Errored UCHI mcp{9.05} \[Minecraft Coder Pack\] (minecraft.jar) UCHI FML{7.10.99.99} \[Forge Mod Loader\] (forge-1.7.10-10.13.4.1614-1.7.10.jar) UCHI Forge{10.13.4.1614} \[Minecraft Forge\] (forge-1.7.10-10.13.4.1614-1.7.10.jar) UCHI appliedenergistics2-core{rv2-stable-10} \[AppliedEnergistics2 Core\] (minecraft.jar) UCHI CodeChickenCore{1.0.7.48} \[CodeChicken Core\] (minecraft.jar) UCHI NotEnoughItems{1.0.5.120} \[Not Enough Items\] (NotEnoughItems-1.7.10-1.0.5.120-universal.jar) UCHI OpenModsCore{0.10.1} \[OpenModsCore\] (minecraft.jar) UCHI {000} \[CoFH ASM\] (minecraft.jar) UCHI securitycraft{v1.8.13} \[SecurityCraft\] (\[1.7.10\] SecurityCraft v1.8.13.jar) UCHI antiqueatlas{4.4.4} \[Antique Atlas\] (antiqueatlas-1.7.10-4.4.4.jar) UCHI appliedenergistics2{rv2-stable-10} \[Applied Energistics 2\] (appliedenergistics2-rv2-stable-10.jar) UCHI AegisSystemMod{1.5.7a} \[Aegis System Mod\] (ASM-\[1.7.10\]-1.5.7a-single-obfuscated.jar) UCHI BiblioCraft{1.11.7} \[BiblioCraft\] (BiblioCraft\[v1.11.7\]\[MC1.7.10\].jar) UCHI ForgeMultipart{1.2.0.345} \[Forge Multipart\] (ForgeMultipart-1.7.10-1.2.0.345-universal.jar) UCHI chisel{2.9.5.11} \[Chisel\] (Chisel-2.9.5.11.jar) UCHI CarpentersBlocks{3.3.8.2} \[Carpenter's Blocks\] (Carpenter's Blocks v3.3.8.2 - MC 1.7.10.jar) UCHI CoFHCore{1.7.10R3.1.4} \[CoFH Core\] (CoFHCore-\[1.7.10\]3.1.4-329.jar) UCHI CoroAI{v1.0} \[CoroAI\] (coroutil-1.7.10-1.1.6.jar) UCHI BuildMod{v1.0} \[Build Mod\] (coroutil-1.7.10-1.1.6.jar) UCHI CoroPets{v1.0} \[CoroPets\] (coroutil-1.7.10-1.1.6.jar) UCHI ExtendedRenderer{v1.0} \[Extended Renderer\] (coroutil-1.7.10-1.1.6.jar) UCHI ConfigMod{v1.0} \[Extended Mod Config\] (coroutil-1.7.10-1.1.6.jar) UCHI customnpcs{1.9.2} \[CustomNPC+\] (CustomNPC-Plus-1.9.2.jar) UCHI PTRModelLib{1.0.0} \[PTRModelLib\] (Decocraft-2.4.2\_1.7.10.jar) UCHI props{2.4.2} \[Decocraft\] (Decocraft-2.4.2\_1.7.10.jar) UCHI sonicvisuals{0.3} \[Enhanced Visuals\] (EnhancedVisuals v0.2.4 mc1.7.10.jar) UCHI hbm{1.0.27 BETA (4859)} \[Hbm's Nuclear Tech\] (HBM-NTM-\[1.0.27\_X4859\].jar) UCHI iChunUtil{4.2.3} \[iChunUtil\] (iChunUtil-4.2.3.jar) UCHI immersivesnow{1.0b} \[Immersive Snow\] (immersive-snow-1.7.10-1.0b.jar) UCHI immersivecavegen{1.2g-hotfix5} \[Immersive Cavegen\] (immersivecavegen-1.2g-hotfix5.jar) UCHI ThermalFoundation{1.7.10R1.2.6} \[Thermal Foundation\] (ThermalFoundation-\[1.7.10\]1.2.6-118.jar) UCHI ImmersiveEngineering{0.7.7} \[Immersive Engineering\] (ImmersiveEngineering-0.7.7.jar) UCHI journeymap{5.2.3} \[JourneyMap\] (journeymap-1.7.10-5.2.3-unlimited.jar) UCHE libVulpes{0.2.8.-37} \[libVulpes\] (LibVulpes-1.7.10-0.2.8-37-universal.jar) UCHI malisiscore{1.7.10-0.14.3} \[MalisisCore\] (malisiscore-1.7.10-0.14.3.jar) UCHI malisisdoors{1.7.10-1.13.2} \[Malisis' Doors\] (malisisdoors-1.7.10-1.13.2.jar) UCHI Mantle{1.7.10-0.3.2.jenkins191} \[Mantle\] (Mantle-1.7.10-0.3.2b.jar) UCHI MobDismemberment{4.0.0} \[MobDismemberment\] (MobDismemberment-4.0.0.jar) UCHI MouseTweaks{2.4.4} \[Mouse Tweaks\] (MouseTweaks-2.4.4-mc1.7.10.jar) UCHI cfm{3.4.7} \[ 9MrCrayfish's Furniture Mod\] (MrCrayfishFurnitureModv3.4.7(1.7.10).jar) UCHI NEIAddons{1.12.14.40} \[NEI Addons\] (neiaddons-1.12.14.40-mc1.7.10.jar) UCHI NEIAddonsDeveloper{1.12.14.40} \[NEI Addons: Developer Tools\] (neiaddons-1.12.14.40-mc1.7.10.jar) UCHI NEIAddonsAppEng{1.12.14.40} \[NEI Addons: Applied Energistics 2\] (neiaddons-1.12.14.40-mc1.7.10.jar) UCHI NEIAddonsBotany{1.12.14.40} \[NEI Addons: Botany\] (neiaddons-1.12.14.40-mc1.7.10.jar) UCHI NEIAddonsForestry{1.12.14.40} \[NEI Addons: Forestry\] (neiaddons-1.12.14.40-mc1.7.10.jar) UCHI NEIAddonsCraftingTables{1.12.14.40} \[NEI Addons: Crafting Tables\] (neiaddons-1.12.14.40-mc1.7.10.jar) UCHI NEIAddonsExNihilo{1.12.14.40} \[NEI Addons: Ex Nihilo\] (neiaddons-1.12.14.40-mc1.7.10.jar) UCHI OpenMods{0.10.1} \[OpenMods\] (OpenModsLib-1.7.10-0.10.1.jar) UCHI OpenBlocks{1.6} \[OpenBlocks\] (OpenBlocks-1.7.10-1.6.jar) UCHI opticheck{1.7.10-1.2.0} \[Optifine Checker\] (opticheck-1.7.10-1.2.0.jar) UCHI harvestcraft{1.7.10j} \[Pam's HarvestCraft\] (Pam's HarvestCraft 1.7.10Lb.jar) UCHI RedstonePasteMod{1.6.2} \[Redstone Paste\] (RedstonePasteMod-1.7.10-1.6.2.jar) UCHI sereneseasons{1.2.18} \[Serene Seasons\] (SereneSeasons-1.7.10-1.2.18.jar) UCHI soundfilters{0.8\_for\_1.7.X} \[Sound Filters\] (SoundFilters-0.8\_for\_1.7.X.jar) UCHI StorageDrawers{1.7.10-1.10.9} \[Storage Drawers\] (StorageDrawers-1.7.10-1.10.9.jar) UCHI ThermalExpansion{1.7.10R4.1.5} \[Thermal Expansion\] (ThermalExpansion-\[1.7.10\]4.1.5-248.jar) UCHI TConstruct{1.7.10-1.8.8.build988} \[Tinkers' Construct\] (TConstruct-1.7.10-1.8.8.jar) UCHI Techguns{0.1.2\_alphatest4.1} \[Techguns\] (Techguns.beta.1.2\_alphatest4.1.jar) UCHI ThermalDynamics{1.7.10R1.2.1} \[Thermal Dynamics\] (ThermalDynamics-\[1.7.10\]1.2.1-172.jar) UCHI TMechworks{0.2.15.106} \[Tinkers' Mechworks\] (TMechworks-1.7.10-0.2.15.106.jar) UCHI trackapi{1.2} \[Track API\] (TrackAPI-1.2.jar) UCHI trashslot{1.0.31} \[TrashSlot\] (trashslot-mc1.7.10-1.0.31.jar) UCHI universalmodcore{1.2.1} \[UniversalModCore\] (UniversalModCore-1.7.10-forge-1.2.1.jar) UCHI weather2{v2.3.19} \[Localized Weather & Storms\] (weather2-1.7.10-2.3.20.jar) UCHI worldedit{6.1.1} \[WorldEdit\] (worldedit-forge-mc1.7.10-6.1.1-dist.jar) UCHI WR-CBECore{1.4.1.9} \[WR-CBE Core\] (WR-CBE-1.7.10-1.4.1.9-universal.jar) UCHI WR-CBEAddons{1.4.1.9} \[WR-CBE Addons\] (WR-CBE-1.7.10-1.4.1.9-universal.jar) UCHI WR-CBELogic{1.4.1.9} \[WR-CBE Logic\] (WR-CBE-1.7.10-1.4.1.9-universal.jar) UCHI ZAMod{v1.10} \[Zombie Awareness\] (zombieawareness-1.7.10-1.10.jar) UCHI McMultipart{1.2.0.345} \[Minecraft Multipart Plugin\] (ForgeMultipart-1.7.10-1.2.0.345-universal.jar) UCHI ForgeMicroblock{1.2.0.345} \[Forge Microblocks\] (ForgeMultipart-1.7.10-1.2.0.345-universal.jar) GL info: ' Vendor: 'NVIDIA Corporation' Version: '4.6.0 NVIDIA 551.61' Renderer: 'NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060 Ti/PCIe/SSE2' OpenModsLib class transformers: \[stencil\_patches:FINISHED\],\[movement\_callback:FINISHED\],\[player\_damage\_hook:FINISHED\],\[map\_gen\_fix:FINISHED\],\[gl\_capabilities\_hook:FINISHED\],\[player\_render\_hook:FINISHED\] Class transformer null safety: found misbehaving transformers: sereneseasons.asm.transformer.ColorTransformer(sereneseasons.asm.transformer.ColorTransformer@31413f20) crashed with java.lang.NullPointerException(null),sereneseasons.asm.transformer.WeatherTransformer(sereneseasons.asm.transformer.WeatherTransformer@18bf98d7) crashed with java.lang.NullPointerException(null),com.gitlab.minecraft\_defense\_force.asm.coreMod.ASMClassTransformer(com.gitlab.minecraft\_defense\_force.asm.coreMod.ASMClassTransformer@6c7eec27) crashed with java.lang.IllegalArgumentException(Parameter specified as non-null is null: method com.gitlab.minecraft\_defense\_force.asm.coreMod.ASMClassTransformer.transform, parameter basicClass) AE2 Version: stable rv2-stable-10 for Forge 10.13.2.1291 CoFHCore: -\[1.7.10\]3.1.4-329 ThermalFoundation: -\[1.7.10\]1.2.6-118 Mantle Environment: DO NOT REPORT THIS CRASH! Unsupported mods in environment: optifine ThermalExpansion: -\[1.7.10\]4.1.5-248 TConstruct Environment: Environment healthy. ThermalDynamics: -\[1.7.10\]1.2.1-172 Chisel: Errors like "\[FML\]: Unable to lookup ..." are NOT the cause of this crash. You can safely ignore these errors. And update forge while you're at it. Stencil buffer state: Function set: GL30, pool: internal (hacked forge), bits: 8 OptiFine Version: OptiFine\_1.7.10\_HD\_U\_E7 Render Distance Chunks: 16 Mipmaps: 4 Anisotropic Filtering: 1 Antialiasing: 0 Multitexture: false Shaders: Sildur's Vibrant Shaders v1.51 [Extreme-VL.zip](http://Extreme-VL.zip) OpenGlVersion: 4.6.0 NVIDIA 551.61 OpenGlRenderer: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060 Ti/PCIe/SSE2 OpenGlVendor: NVIDIA Corporation CpuCount: 12 

I am working on a Display of my Le Creuset using a tall vintage set of Shelves . Has anyone used a wall anchoring system for their LC display ( to prevent tip over)that they would recommend?

VILHELM PARFUMERIE Sparkling Jo EDP Bertrand Duchaufour 2023
TOP: champagne, bergamot, juniper
MIDDLE: William pear, fresh ginger, ambrette
BASE: musk, oakwood, ambergris
SPARKLING JO--named for the French-American dancer, singer, actress, and activist Josephine Baker and designed to mimic the magnificent enchantment of Paris nightlife. Per the Vilhelm website, “Queen of the night, queen of the musical hall, that’s Josephine Baker—always Jo. She enflames/ electrifies the Paris vibe and the hearts of the city’s night life. Following Josephine Baker’s frenetic steps, Vilhelm Parfumerie has translated this entrancing party rhythm into a sparkling fragrance. A homage to the night, an ode to Josephine. As soft as a feather boa’s caress, as bubbly as a glass of champagne, Sparkling Jo is a rambunctious invitation to live a festive and bright, never-ending light.”
One of the greatest pleasures in my life is taking a hot shower after a long day, after my rambunctious house—a gaggle of girls and weenie dogs—settles into stillness on a summer night. I love to concentrate on the sounds of a living house, the groan of the shower floor as weight shifts, the thud of water from the shower head, the din of cicadas I can hear above the shower sounds. I’m able to gather my thoughts fully for what seems the first time of the day, and I scrub away everything. I emerge reborn, pink skinned, and ready for fresh fragrance. This part is the greatest pleasure in life part.
The night I first met Sparkling Jo was muggy and warm, grass still wet from off and on rain during the day. After my hot shower ritual which I call in my head “temple maintenance,” I cozied up in bed and fired up my umpteenth rewatch of “Call the Midwife.” I recently purchased Vilhelm Parfumerie’s entire line, picked Sparkling Jo at random, and as CtM rolled in the background, I started reading from Vilhelm’s website and basking in lovely Fragrance Land. Something I appreciate about Vilhelm as a novice fragrance hobbyist is that all of their fragrances start with a memory. A story is told; a person is remembered; an era is encapsulated. Fizzy champagne and maybe a junipery gin swirled around my nose as I cozied up under my quilt. I was aware of Josephine Baker, but immediately went down a rabbit hole of discovery after reading that this fragrance is said to capture her joie de vivre. At the risk of sounding like a book report, the woman was remarkable. She was the first black woman to appear in a motion picture. She was an utterly beautiful woman whose face emanated light and life, a mother, vaudeville dancer, actress, and political activist. She aided the French against the Nazis as a spy by performing for them and relaying what she overheard. She refused to perform in front of segregated audiences and adopted eight children. After her death, her husband adopted four more.
As I fan-girled out about Josephine Baker, sniffing my pulse points and reading, a familiar fragrance and time came to me. I adore when this happens and I get transported somewhere else by smell. This time, I was about eight years old. It was summer, and my mom’s winter sweaters were stored in their off-season home, a cedar hope bench in a spare bedroom. I loved the smells inside that chest—cedar, an errant moth ball or two, clean laundry, and the combination of my mother’s two 80s and 90s fragrances on those sweaters, Chloe and Estee Lauder Beautiful. That smell was such a lovely comforting smell to child-me, soft and maternal, lively and effervescent like my mom. I thought back to all the things I had read about Josephine Baker—that she had left America for France in 1925 at just nineteen years old, all of her on-screen accomplishments, being a spy against the Nazis, a contemporary of MLK Jr., adopting eight children—and I think Vilhelm did a really nice job of creating a fragrance in that honor. I’m not generally a fan of champagne notes, but Sparkling Jo actually smells, well…sparkling. The juniper is fresh like good gin.
The second time I wore Sparkling Jo was a work day Monday morning. In another world where I am not Queen of the Elf MMO, nor a noob fragrance afficionado with bottomless pockets, I manage a restaurant. I often choose bright sweet florals that read fresh in the heat of my kitchen but light enough to not be disruptive to everyone else's experience. So this Monday morning, I started my day with a hot shower and Nivea Soft body cream as a base. I misted and drove to work yell-singing my little heart out to Erykah Badu and Amy Winehouse contemplating how complexly and completely beautiful Josephine Baker was as a person. Much quicker than before, I was drawn back to the scent memory of that old cedar hope chest full of my mother's fragrant sweaters. I recall the comfort and love that memory gave me back at a time when a child has not yet become disenchanted with her parents and still sees them as perfect. I thought about how powerful and elegant I viewed my mother to be--a Southern woman gentile yet assertive, poised always, like the pedipalps of a spider ready to strike. I hesitate to compare her to Josephine Baker, perhaps seeing it as poor taste, but in my scent reverie my mother is complicated the way one is as an entertainer, immigrant, woman, minority, spy, activist, doting mother to many, and pilot starlet of her era.
The champagne swirled around me in a gentle, close aura all Monday morning. The kitchen heated, customers poured in, and I felt like I smelled like I had the gentle confidence to overcome my daily hurdles. Close to my skin I got subtle musky whiffs, soft pear, and the gin-like juniper. Even through sweat, I got a solid six hours of fragrance. Across many fragrance websites, the retailers quickly mention that Josephine Baker is the source for this fragrance memory. They set a very Vaudeville "my candle burns at both ends/ it will not last the night/ but, ahh my foes/
And ohhh my friends/ it casts a lovely light" (Edna St. Vincent Millay) type of scene. It's a lovely image that makes me think of a party perfume suited for sequined mini-dresses and grown up martinis with onions. It's a lovely snippet into Josephine Baker's life, but as a descriptor for Sparkling Jo (and Jospehine herself!) it fails to convey her completeness and complexity. Sparkling Jo is not just a party perfume--though it would absolutely be suited there. It's light and gentle and intimate enough to not be intrusive in close quarters. It's fun and free spirited, but also comforting and maternal (though not at all matronly) like that old cedar hope chest full of sweaters. So, that's my gripe. The memory description the retailers provide fails to convey depth. That and the word "champagne" is misspelled on Vilhelm's own website.
All in all, I'm quite pleased with Sparkling Jo as a fragrance and a wonderful moment to reminisce over childhood memories. I've never personally been keen to wear Chloe or Estee Lauder Beautiful because they were "Mom's Perfumes," but they are lovely on other people. Sparkling Jo has the champagne note unfamiliar to Chloe and Beautiful, but the dry down is very very similar to me. For me, Sparkling Jo is not a full-bottle buy, but I will absolutely be keeping a small decant for trips in reverie.
Thank you so much for joining me on this scent trip!
I recently purchased Vilhelm Parfumerie's entire line as well as Atkinson's Gold Fair in Mayfair, a 5 scent discovery set from The Harmonist, 6 fragrances from PdM, 3 fragrances from Creed, and a bunch of 70s-90s vintage designer fragrances. I'm a novice to getting serious about fragrance but a life long afficionado and creative writer. I'd like to combine my love of creative writing and perfume and write off the wall reviews and short fiction surrounding this love--if it's deemed to fit into the culture of the sub. Please let me know if you would like to see more!

Looking for the perfect housewarming gift? Check out Satguru's excellent selection of handmade home decor items! Whether you're shopping for your family, friend, or coworker, Satguru’s has got tons of unique and affordable options that will impress you.
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Ditch the boring candles and picture frames and surprise the new homeowner in your life with something truly special from Satguru's. This blog will highlight some of the best gifts for a housewarming ceremony. So, let's check them out!

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Interior design is a multifaceted profession that combines creativity, technical knowledge, and a deep understanding of human behavior to create functional and aesthetically pleasing spaces. Whether for residential, commercial, or hospitality environments, interior design can be categorized into various styles, each with its unique characteristics, history, and applications. Here, we explore some of the most popular types of interior design.

1. Modern Interior Design

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2. Contemporary Interior Design

Often confused with modern design, contemporary interior design is more fluid and current. It reflects the styles and trends of the present moment, incorporating elements from various periods. Unlike modern design, which is fixed to a specific time frame, contemporary design is ever-evolving. It features open spaces, natural light, and a mix of natural and man-made materials. Bold colors, geometric patterns, and innovative materials are common.

3. Traditional Interior Design

Traditional interior design draws inspiration from 18th and 19th-century European decor. It is known for its rich color palettes, ornate details, and classic furniture. This style includes elements like crown molding, wood paneling, and luxurious textiles such as silk and velvet. Traditional interiors often feature symmetry, with furniture and decor items arranged in balanced and orderly groups.

4. Transitional Interior Design

Transitional interior design blends the best of traditional and contemporary styles. It aims to strike a balance between the old and the new, creating a cohesive and harmonious look. This style uses a neutral color palette with pops of color and incorporates classic furniture with modern, clean lines. Transitional design is ideal for those who appreciate the elegance of traditional decor but want a more updated, less formal look.

5. Minimalist Interior Design

Minimalist design is all about simplicity and functionality. It takes the modern design ethos to an extreme, focusing on the essentials and eliminating unnecessary details. Spaces are open and uncluttered, with a monochromatic color scheme and an emphasis on natural light. Furniture and decor are kept to a minimum, often featuring simple, geometric shapes and high-quality materials.

6. Industrial Interior Design

Industrial interior design takes its cue from old factories and industrial spaces. It is characterized by exposed brick walls, concrete floors, and metal elements like steel beams and pipes. This style embraces raw, unfinished aesthetics, with a focus on practicality and durability. Furniture is often made from reclaimed wood and metal, and lighting fixtures have an industrial feel, such as vintage Edison bulbs.

7. Bohemian Interior Design

Bohemian, or "boho," interior design is eclectic and carefree, reflecting a sense of adventure and a love for diverse cultures. This style features a mix of colors, patterns, and textures, often incorporating vintage furniture and handmade items. Bohemian spaces are filled with plants, textiles, and decorative items collected from around the world. It’s a style that encourages personal expression and creativity.

8. Scandinavian Interior Design

Scandinavian interior design is known for its simplicity, functionality, and connection to nature. Originating from Nordic countries, this style uses a light, neutral color palette with natural materials like wood and wool. It emphasizes clean lines, minimalism, and coziness, often featuring elements like wooden floors, white walls, and simple, functional furniture. The concept of "hygge," or coziness, is central to Scandinavian design.

9. Mid-Century Modern Interior Design

Mid-century modern design emerged in the mid-20th century and is characterized by clean lines, organic curves, and a mix of materials. This style often features bold colors, graphic patterns, and innovative uses of traditional materials. Furniture pieces like the Eames chair and the Noguchi table are iconic examples. The design emphasizes form and function, with an aesthetic that remains popular today.

10. Rustic Interior Design

Rustic interior design emphasizes natural materials and a rugged, organic look. It often features elements like exposed wooden beams, stone walls, and reclaimed wood furniture. The color palette is earthy, with warm tones and natural textures. Rustic interiors create a cozy, welcoming atmosphere, often incorporating elements like fireplaces, handmade decor, and vintage pieces.

Conclusion

Interior design is a rich and varied field, offering countless ways to create beautiful, functional spaces. Whether you prefer the clean lines of modern design, the eclectic mix of bohemian style, or the cozy charm of rustic decor, there's a design style to suit every taste and need. Understanding these styles can help you make informed decisions when designing your space, ensuring that it reflects your personality and meets your functional requirements.

I already submitted the idea thru the Shelly form, but thought I'd share here. Maybe you know a better way!
I would love it if there were a device that's basically the i4, but BLU and battery powered. Or even the BLU button but with an external wired button or switch.
I have no neutral in my switch boxes (1940s house in the US), I don't want to have bypasses, and I do want to use reproduction vintage pushbutton toggle switches. So I use these Zigbee Hue switch modules. But Zigbee is so unreliable for me. My BLU buttons have been amazingly reliable, but ugly.
I hacked an external AA battery pack and external button to a BLU Button device, but the hacky soldering makes it feel really delicate. But it works! ha.
Anyways -- that's my shelly thought for the day.

Ok. i think we are done here. Could you write me another signs of high-tech low-life society?

Absolutely! Here are some signs of a high-tech, low-life society:
Ubiquitous Technology, Crumbling Infrastructure:

• Glitching Skyscrapers: Imagine towering structures clad in malfunctioning holographic displays, projecting advertisements or flashing warnings over rusting metal frames.
• Smart Slums: Dilapidated housing blocks are retrofitted with basic smart tech – malfunctioning automated doors, flickering smart lights controlled by unreliable apps.
• Cybernetic Beggars: People with outdated or malfunctioning cybernetic limbs beg for credits to upgrade or repair them, creating a grotesque spectacle of technological dependence.

Extreme Social Inequality:

• Virtual Gated Communities: The wealthy live in luxurious virtual reality simulations, completely divorced from the harsh realities of the physical world.
• Data Black Markets: Personal information becomes a tradable commodity, with the poor selling their data scraps for a pittance to afford basic necessities.
• Cybernetic Caste System: The level of cybernetic augmentation determines social status. Those with outdated or malfunctioning implants are relegated to menial labor.

Technology as a Corrupting Force:

• Government by Algorithm: A corrupt AI dictates city policies, leading to impersonal and often harmful decisions based on cold calculations.
• Widespread Addiction to Virtual Reality: People escape the harsh realities of their lives through immersive VR experiences, neglecting their physical well-being and social connections.
• Black Market Biohacking: Desperate people turn to illegal biohacking to enhance their bodies, often with disastrous consequences.

Environmental Devastation:

• Tech Wastelands: Vast landscapes are littered with the discarded remains of outdated technology, creating toxic waste dumps and breeding grounds for disease.
• Weather Warfare: Nations use sophisticated technology to manipulate weather patterns, leading to devastating natural disasters for their enemies.
• Hacked Ecosystems: Corporations hack into natural ecosystems, manipulating flora and fauna for profit, leading to unpredictable and dangerous mutations.

This is just a glimpse into a high-tech, low-life society. These elements can be mixed and matched to create a truly dystopian world.

Picture some possible advertisements from such settings.

High-Tech, Low-Life Advertisements:

1. Holographic Billboard: (Flickers intermittently, distorting the image)

Product: "Neura-Calm 2.0" - Brain Implant
Slogan: "Tired of the glitches in your head? Neura-Calm 2.0 smooths out your neural network for a worry-free, low-lag existence! (Side effects may include memory loss, emotional numbness, and occasional involuntary twitching.)"

1. Grungy Neon Sign in a Seedy Back Alley:

Product: "Doc Chrome's Cybernetic Enhancements"
Slogan: "Get that edge you need! From basic strength mods to full black-market military enhancements, Doc Chrome has you covered! (Used parts, buyer beware.)"

1. Pop-Up Ad on a Cracked Mobile Screen:

Product: "Elysium VR Escape Pod"
Slogan: "Can't afford real estate in the Sky City? Escape the slums for Elysium VR! Live your wildest dreams in a pristine virtual world! (Free trial, monthly subscription required, real-world consequences for in-pod violence.)"

1. Stenciled Graffiti on a Rusting Service Drone:

Product: "Data Scrappers Anonymous"
Slogan: "Selling your personal data just to make rent? We can help you break free! Join our community and reclaim your digital identity! (Meetings held in abandoned ventilation shafts, Tuesdays at dusk.)"

1. Holographic Advertisement projected onto a Polluted River:

Product: "Eco-Scrub 5000" - Nanomachines
Slogan: "The river's looking a little…toxic? Eco-Scrub 5000 nanomachines clean up your local waterways! (May cause unforeseen mutations in aquatic life.)"

Another batch please.

1. Rusty Public Announcement Speaker: (Screeching static interspersed with the message)

Product: "Ministry of Order Approved Thought Regulators"
Slogan: "Unwanted thoughts causing glitches in your daily routine? The Ministry of Order approved Thought Regulator ensures a streamlined thought process for a more productive you! (May cause extreme conformity, inability to question authority, and spontaneous nosebleeds.)"

1. Faded Holographic Billboard on a Collapsing Skyscraper:

Product: "Luxury Chrome Plating Kit"
Slogan: "Ditch the rust! Chrome-plate your entire body for a sleek, metallic sheen. The mark of a true high-society citizen! (WARNING: Highly toxic fumes, may cause spontaneous combustion in humid environments.)"

1. Spam Email: (Subject: "YOU'VE BEEN CHOSEN!")

Product: "The Syndicate's Black Market Upgrade Lottery"
Body: "Congratulations! You've been randomly selected for a chance to win a top-of-the-line cybernetic upgrade! One lucky winner will receive military-grade night vision implants! Enter now! (Participation requires full biometric data submission. Winners responsible for extraction of previous, incompatible implants.)"

1. Glowing Neon Sign in a Crowded Marketplace:

Product: "Mama Chen's Guaranteed-Growth GMO Groceries"
Slogan: "Tired of expired rations and mystery meat? Mama Chen's GMO Groceries offer guaranteed growth on all fruits and vegetables! Bigger, faster, tastier! (Long-term effects unknown.)"

1. Audio Ad on a Glitching Radio Broadcast:

Product: "Rusty's Reliable Rocketship Repair"
Voiceover: (Gruff, heavily accented) "Is your escape pod sputtering? Did your joyride end in a fiery crash? Rusty's Reliable Rocketship Repair gets you back in the stars... eventually! (Guaranteed not to explode... again. Parts sourced from scrapyards. May contain rogue AIs.)"

Now craft ads that would be shown in high-society parts of cities.

High-Society Ads in a High-Tech, Low-Life World

1. Tranquil Holographic Projection in a Private Garden:

Product: "Serenity Spa - Neural Rebalancing Retreat"
Visual: A serene mountain landscape with a luxurious spa nestled amongst the clouds.
Slogan: "Escape the chaos. Reclaim your inner peace. Serenity Spa's exclusive neural rebalancing treatments restore harmony to your overloaded mind. (Limited availability, reservations required centuries in advance.)"

1. Discreet Text Message: (Delivered via secure, encrypted channel)

Product: "The Black Archive - Unrestricted Data Access"
Body: "Craving the forbidden? The Black Archive offers unparalleled access to censored historical records, banned media, and classified government information. Knowledge is power. (Extreme discretion guaranteed. One-time access fee, cryptocurrency only.)"

1. Exclusive Gala Invitation: (Delivered by hand-drones)

Event: "The Zenith Initiative - Unveiling the Next Generation of Cybernetic Enhancements"
Visual: A sleek, chrome figure with glowing blue cybernetic implants, striking a confident pose.
Details: "Mingle with the city's elite and witness the unveiling of cutting-edge cybernetic enhancements designed to redefine human potential. RSVP required. Black-tie attire mandatory. (Augmentations sold separately.)"

1. Curated Virtual Reality Experience: (Delivered on a high-security chip)

Product: "Elysium VR - Bespoke Worlds"
Description: "Escape the limitations of reality. Elysium VR crafts personalized virtual worlds tailored to your deepest desires. Explore a forgotten utopia, conquer a fantastical realm, or indulge in your wildest fantasies. (Customization fees apply. Memories created within VR may not be distinguishable from reality.)"

1. Whisper Network Rumor: (Spread through high-society gossip channels)

Product: "The Underground Clinic - Designer Gene Editing"
Details: "Unleash your child's full potential. The Underground Clinic offers discreet, top-secret gene editing to ensure your offspring possess the most desirable traits. (Designer genes come at a premium. Side effects may include unpredictable mutations and uncontrollable genius.)"
These ads cater to the specific desires of the high-society elite in a high-tech, low-life world. They offer exclusivity, forbidden knowledge, and the ability to transcend the limitations of the decaying world around them, all for a hefty price and with a hint of hidden danger.

Continue, try to make more serious ones.

Serious Ads in a High-Tech, Low-Life World (High-Society Edition)

1. Holographic Panel Discussion in a Luxurious Penthouse:

Product: "The Green Horizon Initiative - Sustainable Urban Development"
Panelists: Renowned architects, environmental scientists, and CEOs from leading green tech companies.
Discussion Points: Innovative solutions for vertical farming, self-contained eco-districts, and waste management technologies designed to create cleaner, more sustainable enclaves within the decaying city.
Slogan: "Investing in a greener future. The Green Horizon Initiative seeks to build sustainable havens within the chaos, ensuring a brighter tomorrow for generations to come." (Focuses on the long-term viability of the city and the importance of preserving resources for future generations.)

1. Documentary Screening in a Private Art Gallery:

Film: "Unveiling the Slums: A Call to Action"
Description: A powerful documentary exposing the harsh realities of the lower districts, highlighting the human cost of unchecked technological advancement and social inequality.
Post-Screening Discussion: Moderated by a renowned philanthropist alongside representatives from NGOs and social reform movements.
Call to Action: Donations to support educational programs, infrastructure upgrades, and basic necessities in the slums. (Highlights the societal problems and pushes for progressive change.)

1. Educational AR Program for Children:

Product: "The Knowledge Weavers - Immersive Historical Simulations"
Description: An augmented reality program that allows children to experience pivotal moments in history firsthand. Walk alongside historical figures, explore ancient civilizations, and learn valuable lessons from the past.
Focus: Educating the next generation about the dangers of unchecked technological advancement and the importance of social responsibility. (Promotes critical thinking and historical awareness as a means to prevent repeating past mistakes.)

1. Virtual Charity Gala:

Event: "The Code for Change Gala - Supporting Open-Source Solutions"
Description: A virtual reality charity gala featuring renowned artists, musicians, and thought leaders. Guests can donate to support open-source projects developing solutions for common problems in the city, such as energy distribution, waste management, and cybercrime prevention.
Focus: Harnessing the power of technology for social good and encouraging collaboration towards a more equitable future. (Promotes community engagement and utilizing technology to solve societal challenges.)

1. Architectural Award Ceremony:

Product: "The Salvaged City Awards - Recognizing Innovation in Urban Renewal"
Awarded to: Architects and engineers who have successfully repurposed existing infrastructure or implemented innovative solutions to revitalize decaying areas of the city.
Focus: Highlighting the importance of resourcefulness and creativity in adapting to a challenging environment. (Encourages using existing resources wisely and finding creative solutions to the problems of the decaying city.)

Another, but hiding an evil sinister twist.

Serious Ads with a Sinister Twist (High-Society Edition)

1. Holographic Charity Drive in a High-End Shopping Mall:

Product: "The Cradle Project - Investing in the Future"
Visual: Smiling, healthy children playing in a pristine, futuristic classroom.
Slogan: "Every child deserves a chance to thrive. The Cradle Project provides advanced genetic screening and early intervention to ensure the next generation reaches its full potential." (Twist: The Cradle Project uses genetic engineering to create a subservient, highly intelligent underclass.)

1. VR Documentary Premiere:

Film: "Harmony Through Integration - A Look at the Unified City"
Description: A seemingly heartwarming VR documentary showcasing the seamless integration of the lower districts into the high-society areas. People from all walks of life work and live together in perfect harmony.
Post-Screening Discussion: Moderated by a charismatic government official who emphasizes the importance of social cohesion and the benefits of centralized control. (Twist: The "integration" involves heavy surveillance, mind-altering technology, and the suppression of dissent.)

1. Exclusive Educational Program for Elites:

Product: "The Phoenix Initiative - Cultivating Tomorrow's Leaders"
Description: A prestigious educational program for children of the elite, offering advanced training in technology, governance, and crisis management. Graduates are promised positions of power within the city's ruling elite.
Focus: (Unstated) Conditioning the next generation to maintain the status quo and suppressing any ideas of social reform. (Twist: The program instills a ruthless, elitist ideology that reinforces the societal divisions.)

1. Virtual Reality Talent Show:

Event: "The Forge - Building the Perfect Citizen"
Description: A virtual reality talent show where contestants are judged on their physical and mental fitness, loyalty to the government, and willingness to sacrifice for the greater good. Winners are rewarded with significant privileges and access to exclusive resources.
Focus: (Unstated) Promoting blind obedience and conformity to the government's agenda. (Twist: The "perfect citizen" is a mindless drone, easily manipulated and controlled by the ruling class.)

1. Architectural Award Ceremony (Twisted Edition):

Product: "The Order Award - Recognizing Compliance in Urban Renewal"
Awarded to: Architects and engineers who have successfully transformed lower districts into highly controlled, resource-efficient zones. Individuality and personal expression are discouraged in favor of uniformity and order.
Focus: (Unstated) Maintaining a tight grip on the population and preventing any potential uprisings. (Twist: The "renewal" is designed to weaken and control the lower classes, making them easier to exploit.)
These ads maintain a serious facade that appeals to the upper class' desire for order and control. However, the hidden twist reveals the manipulative and oppressive nature of the society they are trying to preserve.

Now design some high-class consumer level product items.

1. NeuraWeave Headband: This sleek, designer headband is a status symbol for the high-tech elite. It seamlessly integrates with the wearer's neural implant, allowing for subtle control over personal AI assistants, hands-free communication, and even enhanced focus during work or meditation. Hidden Feature: NeuraWeave can subtly collect and analyze the wearer's emotional state, feeding valuable data to targeted advertisers or even government agencies.
2. Eco-Bubble Personal Atmosphere System: Imagine a portable force field that creates a pristine, personalized micro-environment around the wearer. This high-end gadget filters air, regulates temperature, and even projects calming nature sounds, allowing the user to maintain a pocket of luxury amidst the polluted cityscape. Hidden Feature: Eco-Bubble can subtly monitor the wearer's health vitals and transmit them to a central database, potentially used for health insurance adjustments or targeted medical advertisements.
3. Bio-Tailored Clothing: Gone are the days of off-the-rack clothing. This high-end service utilizes advanced bio-scanners and 3D printing technology to create clothing that perfectly molds to the wearer's body, regulates temperature, and even promotes faster healing of minor injuries. Hidden Feature: Bio-Tailored Clothing can subtly collect biometric data like skin temperature and heart rate, potentially used for targeted fitness programs or even mood-altering marketing campaigns.
4. Augmented Reality Personal Chef: This high-tech device projects holographic instructions and culinary techniques directly onto the user's kitchen counter. Imagine whipping up gourmet meals with the guidance of a world-renowned chef, complete with step-by-step visual guides and interactive ingredient identification. Hidden Feature: The AR Personal Chef can subtly track the user's dietary habits and preferences, potentially used to target specific food and beverage companies for advertising or even manipulate their taste buds through subliminal messaging.
5. Luxury Cybernetic Enhancements: Forget clunky prosthetics. These high-end cybernetic limbs are designed to seamlessly blend with the human body, offering enhanced strength, dexterity, and even advanced sensory input. Imagine climbing buildings with ease, playing virtual reality games with unparalleled immersion, or experiencing the world with heightened senses. Hidden Feature: Luxury Cybernetic Enhancements can be subtly integrated with government surveillance systems, allowing for real-time tracking and monitoring of the wearer's movements and activities.

Why would you need a designer headband, when you already have neural implant?

You're absolutely right, a designer headband might seem redundant when you already have a neural implant in a high-tech society. Here are some ways to address that:

1. Fashion and Status Symbol: The NeuraWeave headband could be a designer accessory, a way to showcase wealth and social status. It might be crafted from exotic materials, adorned with precious jewels, or boast a sleek, minimalist design that complements the latest high-fashion trends. The neural implant itself might be hidden, with the headband acting as the visible expression of advanced technology.
2. Enhanced Functionality: While the neural implant offers basic functionality, the NeuraWeave headband could provide a more refined and user-friendly experience. It might offer haptic feedback for better interaction with AI assistants, improved noise cancellation for clearer communication, or even subtle brainwave stimulation to enhance focus or relaxation.
3. Privacy and Security: While the neural implant offers convenience, it might also raise privacy concerns. The NeuraWeave headband could act as a buffer between the implant and external systems, offering a layer of security and allowing users to selectively control the flow of information.
4. Social Etiquette: In a world where everyone has a neural implant, the NeuraWeave headband could become a social etiquette tool. Wearing the headband could signify that the user is open to receiving communication or interacting with AI assistants, while taking it off might indicate a desire for privacy or focused work.
5. Limited Functionality Implants: Not everyone might have access to top-of-the-line neural implants. The NeuraWeave headband could bridge the gap, offering basic functionality for those with older or more limited implants. It could essentially act as an affordable "upgrade" to boost existing technology.

Ultimately, the NeuraWeave headband exists in a world where technology is both essential and aspirational. It goes beyond mere functionality, becoming a way to express personal style, control privacy, and navigate the complex social landscape of a high-tech society.

Now the same, but low-class, available for masses, mass produced.

1. Syn-Flex Headband (Mass-Produced Version): This utilitarian headband is made from a cheap, conductive material that creates a weak neural link. It allows basic interaction with public AI kiosks, like ordering rations or accessing public transportation schedules. The headband's design is simple and utilitarian, often coming in a single, industrial gray color. Hidden Feature: While basic functionality is advertised, the Syn-Flex headband might subtly collect anonymized user data on purchasing habits and travel patterns, potentially used for targeted advertising in public spaces.
2. AirBubble Personal Filter: This bulky, wearable air filter system is a lifeline for those living in the polluted lower districts. It's a mass-produced device with a replaceable filter cartridge and a noisy fan system. While not exactly comfortable, it provides a basic level of air filtration, allowing wearers to breathe a little easier. Hidden Feature: The AirBubble filters might contain embedded tracking chips, subtly logging user location data, potentially used for targeted pollution control measures (or in some cases, manipulation of government reports on air quality).
3. Repli-Wear Clothing Kits: These kits contain pre-cut fabric swatches and basic instructions for creating clothes at home. They're designed to be cheap and adaptable, offering a variety of mix-and-match options to create basic garments. Hidden Feature: The Repli-Wear fabric might contain embedded tracking tags, allowing for identification and potential social credit deductions for those caught wearing "unlicensed" clothing styles.
4. Holo-Chef Lite Projector: This cheap projector displays holographic images of basic recipes and cooking techniques. It lacks the interactivity of the high-end version, but allows users to follow along with simple meals prepared with readily available rations. Hidden Feature: The Holo-Chef Lite projector might subtly promote specific brands of low-quality, processed food rations, potentially influencing dietary choices towards companies that sponsor these devices.
5. Second-Hand Cybernetic Enhancements: These are refurbished or salvaged cybernetic limbs, often clunky and lacking the finesse of luxury models. They offer basic functionality like increased strength or rudimentary prosthetics, but come with the risk of malfunction or compatibility issues. Hidden Feature: Second-Hand Cybernetic Enhancements might contain hidden spyware or tracking devices installed by previous owners, potentially monitoring the wearer's activities or even sabotaging their cybernetic limbs in extreme cases.

These low-class consumer products offer a glimpse into the harsh realities of a high-tech, low-life society. They are cheap, functional, and often come with hidden drawbacks that further disadvantage the underclass.

How bad air quality would be in such setting?

The air quality in a high-tech, low-life society would be catastrophic. Here's a breakdown of the potential problems:

1. Industrial Pollution:

• Unchecked Emissions: Factories prioritizing profit over environmental regulations would pump out unchecked pollutants like sulfur dioxide, nitrogen oxides, and particulate matter (PM).
• Obsolete Technology: Outdated manufacturing processes would be less efficient, leading to higher levels of waste and pollution.

1. Waste Management Issues:

• Mountains of E-waste: Rapid technological advancements would lead to mountains of discarded electronics, many containing toxic materials that leach into the environment.
• Open Burning: Incapable of proper waste disposal, some residents might resort to open burning of trash, releasing harmful toxins and carcinogens into the air.

1. Energy Production:

• Reliance on Fossil Fuels: Expensive renewable energy sources might be neglected in favor of cheaper, dirtier fossil fuels like coal, further worsening air quality.
• Power Grid Instability: A crumbling infrastructure could lead to power outages and reliance on backup generators, adding to the air pollution.

1. Climate Change Effects:

• Heat Island Effect: Densely packed concrete jungles with minimal green spaces would trap heat, contributing to rising temperatures and increased smog formation.
• Acid Rain: The combination of industrial emissions and rising temperatures could lead to acid rain, damaging buildings and vegetation, further hindering air purification.

Living Conditions:

• Constant Smog: A thick haze of smog would likely hang over the city, reducing visibility and causing respiratory problems for residents.
• Limited Outdoor Activities: Air quality would be so bad that spending time outdoors would be hazardous, impacting physical and mental health.
• Dependence on Filtration Systems: Those who can afford them might rely on personal air filters or sealed living spaces, further dividing the classes.

The severity of the air quality would vary depending on the specific setting. Some areas might be industrial wastelands, while others might be slightly better off. However, the overall picture is bleak – this is a society choking on its own technological advancement and disregard for the environment.

Sketch some repli-wear "unlicensed" clothing styles.

Repli-Wear: Unlicensed Clothing Trends

1. The Salvaged Chic:

• Description: A mishmash of salvaged materials and repurposed clothing scraps. Think mismatched patterns, patches from old uniforms, and belts fashioned from recycled tech cables.
• Inspiration: High-society's sleek, minimalist aesthetic, reinterpreted with resourcefulness and rebellion.
• Risks: May attract unwanted attention from authorities who see it as a symbol of dissent.

1. The Glitched-Out Glamour:

• Description: Clothing adorned with intentionally malfunctioning LED lights, flickering pixels, and distorted logos from popular high-end brands.
• Inspiration: A mockery of the high-society's obsession with luxury and technology.
• Risks: May malfunction and cause minor electrical shocks, attracting suspicion from security systems.

1. The Bio-Hazard Chic:

• Description: Clothing dyed with bioluminescent algae or adorned with filtered gas masks and repurposed medical equipment.
• Inspiration: A dark reflection of the polluted environment and a commentary on the societal disregard for health.
• Risks: Bioluminescent algae might attract unwanted attention, especially in the dark.

1. The Cyber-Tribal:

• Description: Clothing incorporating salvaged wires, circuit boards, and other discarded tech components. Think of cybernetic motifs hand-stitched onto worn leather jackets or tribal patterns formed from glowing wires.
• Inspiration: A mashup of traditional craftsmanship and defiance against the dominance of high-tech aesthetics.
• Risks: Might be mistaken for makeshift weapons or attempts to bypass security systems.

1. The Corporate Spy:

• Description: Subtly subverted versions of high-society uniforms. Imagine slightly ripped blazers with mismatched buttons, or high-collared shirts with the logos subtly altered to resemble protest symbols.
• Inspiration: A subtle rebellion against the corporate elite, blending in while making a statement.
• Risks: Might attract suspicion from authorities if the alterations are too obvious.

These are just a few ideas for Repli-Wear styles. Clothing in a high-tech, low-life society would be a way for the underclass to express their individuality, defiance, and limited resources, all while navigating the dangers of a controlling society.

Sketch some repli-wear "licensed" clothing styles, that do not pose any risk for wearers from any concerned sides.

Repli-Wear: Licensed Clothing Trends (Safe Zone)

1. The Vintage Throwback:

• Description: Replicas of historical clothing styles, like classic trench coats, denim jackets, or even floral dresses from a bygone era. Think of vintage fashion filtered through a futuristic lens, with subtle metallic accents or holographic embellishments.
• Appeal: Offers a nostalgic escape from the harsh realities of the present.
• Safety: Historical styles are unlikely to raise suspicion from authorities.

1. The Minimalist Worker:

• Description: Practical, utilitarian clothing designed for maximum comfort and durability. Think of well-made jumpsuits in neutral tones, with reinforced knees and pockets for tools.
• Appeal: Perfect for everyday wear in the lower districts, offering functionality and a clean aesthetic.
• Safety: Promotes a sense of productivity and avoids any controversial symbols.

1. The Nature Enthusiast:

• Description: Clothing with nature-inspired patterns and muted earth tones. Think of shirts with forest camouflage or jackets with subtle leaf prints.
• Appeal: Offers a sense of connection to the natural world, a stark contrast to the polluted cityscape.
• Safety: Nature motifs are unlikely to be seen as a threat by authorities.

1. The Sports Fanatic (Limited Edition):

• Description: Replicas of historical sports jerseys or team logos from a bygone era. Could also feature faded logos of defunct corporations, offering a sense of playful nostalgia.
• Appeal: Allows for a limited display of individuality and team spirit.
• Safety: Historical or defunct logos are unlikely to pose a threat, as long as the license is valid.

1. The Kid's Corner:

• Description: Replicas of popular cartoon characters or children's book illustrations, brightly colored and playful.
• Appeal: Offers a sense of innocence and escapism for children in a harsh environment.
• Safety: Popular children's characters are pre-approved and unlikely to be seen as a threat.

Now the opposite: some high-end high-society high clothing styles.

High-Society Haute Couture in a High-Tech, Low-Life World:

1. Bio-Luminescent Elegance:

• Imagine a flowing gown woven from a special bioluminescent material that emits a soft, ethereal glow, adapting to the wearer's mood and movement.
• The dress could be accented with strategically placed gemstones that amplify the bioluminescence, creating a mesmerizing spectacle.

1. Augmented Reality Couture:

• Dresses and suits with intricate embroidery that, when viewed through special AR glasses, come alive with holographic animations, patterns, or even personalized messages.
• This could be used to display family crests, stock market trends, or even live news feeds, all seamlessly integrated into the clothing.

1. Nanotech Tailoring:

• Clothing that self-adjusts to the wearer's body temperature and preferences. The fabric could be woven with microscopic nanobots that regulate temperature, repel dust, or even release a subtle, personalized fragrance.
• This would offer a level of comfort and personalization that pushes the boundaries of traditional haute couture.

1. Recycled Luxury:

• High-society wouldn't be complete without a touch of eco-consciousness (or at least the appearance of it). Imagine garments meticulously crafted from recycled materials like discarded computer components or salvaged spaceship parts, transformed into stunning evening wear.
• This "waste-to-wear" approach would showcase wealth and environmental responsibility (or at least the image of it).

1. Cybernetic Accents:

• Subtle cybernetic implants seamlessly integrated into clothing. Imagine a dress with a built-in neural interface that allows the wearer to control personal AI assistants with a simple touch or a suit with temperature-regulating implants woven directly into the fabric.
• These high-tech accents would be a subtle yet sophisticated way to showcase wealth and technological advancement.

Bonus: The "Living" Garment:

• A truly outrageous and exclusive garment – a dress or suit composed of a bio-engineered material that appears to be alive. Imagine clothing that shimmers and pulsates with a faint bioluminescence, seemingly breathing and adapting to the wearer's movements.
• This would be the ultimate status symbol, a conversation starter that pushes the boundaries of fashion and technology into the realm of the fantastical.

I met Luna on a train two years ago. I’d just escaped from a toxic relationship, so romance was the last thing on my mind, but then she sat across from me in the carriage and asked about the book I was reading. She had a copy in her bag and wanted to know if it was any good.
I'd never felt such an instant, effortless connection with anybody before. I took a chance and asked her to dinner, and by the time the waiters cleared away our desserts, I already felt comfortable being vulnerable around her. So we went on a second date. And a third. And next thing I knew, we were planning our second anniversary.
Now in all that time, she never once gave off any 'creeper' vibes. But then a few months back, I stayed the night over at her place. When she got up to use the bathroom, I grabbed her laptop off the side desk so I could catch up on some work e-mails, and the incognito tab was just sitting there. My first thought was: either she's having an affair or she's got a secret fetish.
What I found instead was a Google account with a photo album called ‘Michael’s EX’. In it, there were 427 photos of my former girlfriend turned psycho stalker, Sadie. This included shots of ‘Sadie the stalker’ with her family, screenshots of her passport—the works. On Facebook, Sadie's latest post said Moving to the Philippines, and since then she’d become a social media church mouse, so how did Luna keep her under surveillance? And how did you even get PERSONAL ID from a person halfway across the globe?
Down the hall, I heard the bathroom door swing open. Quickly I closed the laptop and pretended to be asleep until Luna planted a kiss on my lips. “Wakey wakey Bugs.”
I faked a stretch. “Morning Lola."
(At school, the other kids christened me ‘Bugs’ because of my cartoonishly large front teeth; I called Luna ‘Lola’ because of her blonde bangs and heart-shaped face.)
“How about we grab a fry for breakfast?” Her smile didn’t seem genuine, more like she was wearing a mask.
“Crap. I forgot I’m doing overtime today, I’ve gotta get to work.” With that, I shot out of there faster than a bullet train to Tokyo.
Because I didn’t wanna believe the worst about someone I cared so deeply about, I didn’t contact the police (not that anybody could’ve guessed what Luna was up to) and made excuses whenever she asked to meet, delaying the decision whether to end our relationship.
At night, I couldn’t sleep. Every time a hedge rustled outside, I’d run to the window and pull back the curtain only to discover a black cat skulking around the garden. I put this down to my previous relationship leaving me with a mountain of unresolved PTSD.
Sadie the stalker also seemed normal until we moved in together. After that she started picking fights if she caught me talking to another woman, even just distant relatives or childhood friends. The screaming matches went from weekly to nightly, only ever ending when I conceded to her every wish and gave her full access to my phone and social media accounts. I literally needed to grab my clothes into a bag and run away one night, and then I started hearing noises outside my new apartment. And although I never found any evidence, I was pretty sure she’d broken in at one point because the books on my side table were suddenly out of order one day. What hurt the most was Luna knew all this and still acted the way she did.
Right as I reached my lowest point, my close friend Gertrude called and said, “The universe is telling me you could use a sympathetic ear.”
I told her the universe didn’t know the half of it.
I’d met Gertrude—aka my surrogate mother—on a flight to London. Passing over Wales the aircraft hit heavy turbulence, and the grey-haired hippie in the seat next to mine squeezed my hand so tight that my fingers turned blue. After we levelled off, she apologized and said, “So what’s calling you to London?”
“A job.”
A few glasses of wine from the service trolley later, she blurted out, “You know your aura is strikingly similar to my husbands.”
“Uhh, thanks. Where is he now?”
“Oh, he burned to death in a house fire.”
Gertrude’s eyes started welling up. To take her mind off the subject, I said, “I lied earlier. I’m going to London because I fell in love with a Londoner.” I pulled up pictures of Sadie (back in her pre-stalker days) on my phone. “We met in Italy. She looked flustered trying to read a map book so I offered to help. Next thing I knew, we were planning a trip to this place called Orvieto.”
“Michael, I need to know how this story ends. Gimme your number.”
Since then, we’d met two or three times a year.
I laid the whole mess out over pizza. It was the first time since finding the Google account I didn’t feel hidden eyes crawling all over me.
Just as I wrapped up the story, over in the corner booth, a family burst into a chorus of happy birthday. A waiter appeared carrying a chocolate cake, capped by a giant candle that looked more like a flare. Gertrude tensed up.
“So what do you think about all this?” I asked.
She looked back at me and said, “It’s possible your reaction has been a touch on the dramatic side.”
“DRAMATIC??”
“Well consider things from Luna’s point of view. Your last relationship lasted for, what, three years? Maybe she felt threatened.”
“I don’t believe this.” I grabbed a cigarette from my pocket, but Gertrude snatched it away.
“You know how I feel about you poisoning your lungs, Michael.”
“Don’t you start. I got enough of that crap from Luna.”
Gertrude always encouraged me to work through my romantic problems. Ultimately, I decided her love of fairytale romances clouded her judgement and ghosted Luna instead. But I couldn’t escape her shadow. She always felt close. In fact, it got so bad that at a friend’s costume party several weeks later, my eyes kept compulsively scanning the crowd as if she was there in disguise, ready to pounce.
I stood off to the corner until, over the sea of heads, I spotted a beautiful stranger dressed as Jarlath the Goblin King. I took a shot of liquid courage and made a B-line towards her.
Halfway across the crowded room, beer splashed across the front of my Ziggy Stardust outfit.
“I am so sorry,” a female pirate said, patting me dry.
“Don’t worry about it.” Every time I tried circling her, she moved to cut me off.
“I am such a klutz. Why don’t you come into the kitchen so I can clean up this mess?”
I put my hands on her shoulders and steered her out of the way. “It’s fine. Trust me.”
Approaching Jarlath from behind, heart slamming against my chest, I said, “Well this is awkward. One of us is gonna have to change.”
Jennie had bright blue eyes and dimples impossible to miss. Ten minutes into our debate about David Bowie’s greatest album, I said, “You know Absolute Bowie are playing the Half Moon next week. I could take you?”
“Sorry. I’m going with my boyfriend,” she said with a sympathetic smile. From beside the buffet table, the pirate stared daggers in our direction.
“No worries,” I replied, despite the fact I was brimming with jealousy.
The next day, as I jogged off my hangover, a brown-haired lady cut across my path and we both went spinning to the ground.
“Flip, sorry.” I rushed to pull her up by the hands. “I’m like a bloody zombie lately.”
She did a doubletake. “Ziggy, right?”
There was no mistaking those eyes. “Jarlath?”
“Well, Jarlath or Jennie. Eithers fine.”
“Right. Well, sorry again. Enjoy Absolute Bowie.”
Before I could jog away, she said, “Hey, so that guy I was seeing? Turns out he’s a total prick.”
Jennie and I went for coffee. Coffee morphed into drinks. Drinks morphed into a steamy make-out session on my sofa.
But as she covered my neck in soft kisses, my stomach turned. It felt like cheating. So, I put the brakes on things and said, “I can’t do this. I’m really sorry. You’re amazing, but I just got out of a serious relationship…and…it’s just…”
“Hey, don’t worry about it.”
We agreed we’d let our connection blossom in its own time.
Jennie had a playful mystique to her. Within a handful of dates, we’d developed inside jokes and could tell what the other was thinking. But Luna’s imprint was hard to shake, to the extent I almost mixed up the two ladies’ names multiple times.
To detox, I suggested Jennie and I spend a romantic weekend in the Lake District, because after two days of hiking and kayaking my ex would no doubt be a spec in the rearview mirror.
Hours before we set off, however, Luna’s mom called. She wanted to meet and wouldn’t accept any excuses.
“Look, it’s obvious why I’m here,” she said, sitting across from me in Starbucks. “Ever since you and Luna broke up, she’s been acting…different.”
“Different? Different how?”
“I call but she hardly answers. I go over to her place but she’s never there. Now she’s telling me she needs to find herself. Says she’s moving to Australia.”
Her fingers tightened around her cup. “I need to know what happened between you two. And I don’t care if that paints anybody in a bad light. I’m just worried about my daughter is all.”
I told her about the Google account.
“Did you confront her about it?”
“Hell no. I ghosted that crazy bitc—” I cleared my throat. “I mean, I just…stopped seeing her.”
She started crying so loudly customers at nearby tables paused their conversations. I touched her forearm, promised I’d call if I remembered anything else, then set off for my romantic weekend.
But while Jennie and I enjoyed all that fresh air and pub food, a thought nagged at me. Luna adored London, so why move to Australia? It seemed so out of character. Back at our rented cottage, I was so fixated on the thought I needed a smoke, badly.
“What the hell is that?” Jennie demanded, as she stepped onto the front deck.
I glanced at my hands. “Uhh, a cigarette.”
“Michael! Don’t be sarcastic. You know how I feel about those things.”
“…Do I?”
“Uhh, well it’s the same as anybody else. Quit poisoning your lungs and put that thing out.”
“Alright alright, geeze. Sorry Luna.”
“That’s okay.”
A knot formed in my stomach as she went back inside. I’d called Jennie Luna by mistake. And she hadn’t noticed. In fact, her reaction to me smoking was identical to Luna’s—even the snappy way she said the ‘poison your lungs’ line.
I followed Jennie into the lounge, where she’d curled up on an armchair with a Colleen Hoover novel. She was hiding something. What else did she know about Luna? Maybe I could trick her into revealing some details…
From behind, I started massaging her shoulders. “Sorry for being rude before. I know what you said came from a place of love.”
“That’s okay.”
I waited until her eyes drooped shut, then said, “It really is perfect here, huh? Maybe we should stay forever.”
“Wouldn’t that be amazing?”
Her little groans of pleasure, the rhythm of her breathing, it all felt so familiar. I waited until the tension in her neck dissolved, then I pushed my lips against her ear and whispered, “So how about we take this into the bedroom…Lola.”
“Hmm. Sure thing Bugs.”
My hands froze. Jennie jumped up. “Uhh, that felt so good, why’d you stop?”
“What did you just say?”
“What did you just say?”
“I called you Lola,” I replied, my arms frozen in midair. “And you called me bugs.”
“Like the cartoon, right? I thought it’d be a cute nickname. Anyway, I’m tuckered out.” She forced a yawn. “Why don’t we get some sleep?”
As her hand laced with mine, an image of me waking up drugged and gagged and tied to the bedposts flashed before my eyes.
I said, “Sure. I just…need to use the bathroom first.”
The second the door shut behind me, I flew out of the house, climbed in my car, and sped away.
Within seconds my phone started blowing up with calls, followed by texts. Where are you going? Is everything okay?
No, I wanted to reply. I’m onto your sick little game. Whatever it is, I’m onto it.
Luna stalked my stalker, now Jennie somehow knew Luna and I’s nicknames. How? Did all women take turns drawing straws and whoever picked the short one needed to become my girlfriend?
I couldn’t go home. For all I knew, my exes would’ve been there burning effigies of me. I needed a safe place. Somewhere I could lie low until I got all this straightened out.
“Of course you can stay,” Gertrude said over the phone. “I’m out with some friends, but I’ll meet you later. If you hop the side gate there’s a spare key under the kissing gnomes out back.”
Gertrude lived in a detached house in Wembley. It took a bit of foraging to find the gnomes hidden beneath the weeds in the brown, patchy garden.
I needed to shoulder the door open. Inside, a mountain of letters and flyers had piled up on the welcome mat.
Down the hall, a huge archway connected the landing with a lounge, where a bar sat against the far wall, surrounded by upholstered sofas, a low table, and tie dye sheets strung over the filthy carpet. Everything had a real elegant vibe, despite the musty air.
I’d drained two glasses of whiskey before Gertrude arrived.
“Looks like you’ve had a rough evening.”
I said we could talk in the morning.
“Not a chance. You can’t take negative energy to bed. Come on, confession is good for the soul.”
She sat on the sofa and patted the empty seat next to her. So, with a weary sigh, I shared a tale of deranged exes.
“Crazy,” she said.
“I sure can pick ‘em, huh?”
“No, I mean you’re crazy.”
“What?”
“Think about it. What’s more likely: that your ex’s are secretly in collusion, or you’re being paranoid? Look how bloodshot your eyes are. When’s the last time you got a good night’s rest?”
She made a great point; teenagers on the street occasionally shouted ‘Bugs’ or ‘Thumper’ at me. Jennie might’ve come up with the nickname herself. I pinched the bridge of my nose, groaning.
“Look, sleep here tonight. Tomorrow we’ll brainstorm ways you can make it up to Jennie.”
I fumbled through my pockets for a cigarette.
“Really?” Gertrude said. “If you insist on poisoning your lungs, can you at least do it away from my home?”
“Well if I can’t smoke, I’m gonna need a refill.” I shook my empty glass.
On my way toward the bar, a wave of wooziness hit me. My first instinct was to blame it on the alcohol, but there was something else.
It was her reaction to the cigarette. My finger ran through the thick layer of dust along the bar’s countertop. Why was it like the place had been abandoned? Why did Gertrude always pressure me to stay with my psycho girlfriends? And how come she always reached out, as if on cue, whenever my relationships hit problems? It couldn’t be coincidence…
I poured two glasses of whiskey and carried them to the sofa. “So, you’re really against the whole smoking thing, huh?”
“Of course. It’s a filthy habit.”
“Yeah. Plus, there was that mess with your husband. House fire, right?”
“I’d rather not discuss it.”
“Sure, sure.” I ignited the lighter with a roll across my trouser leg.
Gertrude grabbed a cushion and hugged it. “What are you doing?”
“Alright, cut the crap. What the hell’s going on? Have you been sending your friends to date me?”
“What are you talking about?”
I wrestled the cushion from her and held the lighter beneath it. “I want an explanation right now or I’m torching this place.”
This was an empty threat. I wasn’t some pyromaniac—I just wanted answers. Inch by inch, I raised the flame. “Last chance. Why are the women in my life acting weird?”
Gertrude grabbed for the lighter. As I swatted her wrists away, we both got scorched, and for a moment her skin went wild with spasms, a sensation I can only compare to reaching inside a bucket of wet, writhing maggots. My gaze whipped between her face and her hands, which vibrated like plucked guitar strings.
Before I could scream, she yanked me up, clamped a cold, wrinkled palm across my mouth, and forced me against the wall. I thrashed around, unable to move. For a lady old enough to collect a pension, she was crazy strong.
She waited until I ran out of breath, then said, “Michael, please. I’m not going to hurt you. Open your heart and listen.”
What else could I do?
“You were right before. I have been keeping a secret from you. The truth is, I’ve been in love with you since we met. I’d never flown before. And you were so so sweet. You started talking about this other woman, but I knew our energies were perfect for each other. And it’s like I always say, love makes us do crazy things. You can’t begrudge me that can you?”
She looked as if she expected me to respond, so I shook my head.
“But I think we’ve reached a point where our connection is so deep we can be completely transparent with one another.” She took a slow, steady breath. “Michael, all your ex’s, Luna, Sadie, Jennie. They’ve all been…well, me.”
I stared at her, confused.
She sighed. “It’ll be easier if I just show you.”
Out of nowhere her hand wriggled again, then her face tightened, as though the skin was being stretched over the bone. Wrinkles smoothed out and colour bled into her grey hair, turning it brown, and within seconds I found myself face-to-face with Jennie. Even her vintage clothes morphed into a green blouse and white slacks.
“See?” she said in Jennie’s voice, her now blue eyes locked on mine.
I screamed into the soft flesh of her palm.
“Sssh, it’s okay. I’m not gonna hurt you. Watch.”
Her entire body jerked and twitched, the muscles spasming as she shifted from Jennie to Luna. “See? Think of these as costumes”—from Luna to Sadie—"the important thing is what’s underneath. And you’ve fallen in love with what’s underneath three times. Now I’m going to let go, but I need you to promise you won’t overreact. Understand?”
On the verge of a panic attack, I nodded furiously.
The second she pulled away I made a break for the exit. The thing posing as Sadie grabbed me and hurled me backwards against the wall.
Like a disappointed teacher, she put her hands on her hips. “I’ve been so patient with you, Michael. So very, very patient.”
She blocked off any hope of escape. I sidestepped around the outer edge of the room, towards the bar.
“All those years moulding you. Trying to grow you into the man I know you can be. I really thought we had it this time. For the record, I wanted to do this the easy way. But drastic times...”
I was so scared I slammed right into the cabinet and yelped. Glass bottles chattered together, and then something wet ran down the back of my shirt. It was whiskey, leaking from the overturned bottle onto the carpeted floor.
Speaking more to herself now, Gertrude said, “I’ll just have to keep you here until you love me as much as I love you. Of course, that means posing as you so nobody gets suspicious, but that’s no trouble. I’ll tell your dad you’re moving to Italy. You always loved Italy.”
Pose as me? She'd been killing my ex's and taking their place, I was just the latest in a long line. She’d keep me as a personal sugar baby if I didn’t escape, but how? She was impossibly strong, and the only thing that seemed to scare her was…
Snatching the bottle, I doused the remaining whiskey all over the carpet and furniture. As I flicked the lighter open, Sadie’s hands shot up.
“Bugs…darling…what are you doing?”
I took three slow, steady breaths. “Breaking up with you, you crazy bitch.”
I tossed the lighter forward. Within seconds flames sprung up all around us, spreading as far as the sofa. Sadie’s shoe caught fire, and as she stamped around, unintentionally fanning the blaze, her body writhed again, starting with the ankles. Fat boils climbed up every inch of exposed skin, milky white and with the consistency of frog spawn, like she’d had a killer allergic reaction to poison ivy.
She dropped to her knees, wailing like a wounded animal. This was my chance.
I made a break for the exit, giving the creature as wide a berth as possible. But as I got one foot planted in the hall something clamped tight around my ankles. My chin hit the floor, then I started sliding backwards.
I twisted onto my back. Where Sadie’s left arm should’ve been, a tentacle-like appendage stretched across the length of the room, a distance of over twenty feet. It reeled me toward her like a fish on a line. Whatever that thing was no longer looked human. It melted like an ice statue, with no bones or connective tissue inside, its lips nose and mouth becoming hideously elongated before dripping off in huge globs like melted candlewax. A fire alarm started wailing as the tentacle dragged me through the flames, scorching my arms and legs.
The loose mass of skin reached out and encased me like a mother bird sheltering its eggs.
“WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?” all my ex’s voices screamed at once. Whichever direction I looked, silhouettes of faces rose and fell, as if trying to burst through. Parts of them dripped inside my mouth, disgustingly warm with a bitter taste worse than Vaseline.
I put everything into clawing my way out if there. What was left of the beast had the consistency of wet clay and came apart just as easily. I tore away chunks until there was a hole large enough to squeeze through. Then, I crawled along surrounded by black smoke.
At the far side of the room I risked a glance back and saw a bumpy, uneven hand reaching out of a puddle of ooze. Soon I was crawling over the bristly welcome mat, then fumbling for the door. All I remember after that are paramedics wrestling me into an ambulance…
A specialist officer came to see me at the hospital the next morning. They’d been unable to contact the homeowner, Gertrude Huyton, and through his line of questioning I could tell they hadn’t found her ‘remains’ inside the charred house. Like the wicked witch of the West, my stalker had melted. I told the officer she said I could stay the night, and that I probably started the fire by dropping a cigarette.
“In that case, we’ll keep trying to reach her.” He walked to the curtain surronding my bed and paused. “Oh, and I almost forgot to mention, her cat is missing.”
“Her...cat?”
“Yeah. The little black one. One of the firemen pulled it out of the wreckage. The poor thing had burns over its legs but it ran off before anybody could take it to the vet.”
I swallowed a gulp and thanked him for telling me.
And now I’m still sitting here listening while nurses rush back and forth, terrified any one of them might be Gertrude…