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2016.05.11 03:21 retapes Hell Let Loose
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2024.05.21 15:43 PetrZitskiy Inside the Life of a Casino Dealer
 | [ Inside the Life of a Casino Dealer ] submitted by PetrZitskiy to BestCryptoCasinosUS [link] [comments] The life of a casino dealer is a fascinating blend of skill, interaction, and the high-energy environment of the gaming floor. From the hustle and bustle of dealing cards and managing bets to the unique challenges and rewards of the job, being a casino dealer offers a behind-the-scenes look at the world of gambling. Here’s an in-depth look at what it’s like to live the life of a casino dealer. 1. Training and SkillsBecoming a Dealer To become a casino dealer, one must undergo rigorous training. Most aspiring dealers attend specialized dealer schools where they learn the rules and procedures of various games such as blackjack, roulette, poker, and baccarat. Training also covers the technical aspects of the job, including handling chips, shuffling cards, and managing bets.Key Skills
2. A Typical DayPre-Shift Preparation Dealers typically start their day by arriving at the casino well before their shift. They sign in, receive their table assignments, and often attend brief meetings where they are updated on any changes or special events. Personal grooming and adhering to the casino's dress code are essential, as appearance and professionalism are highly valued.On the Gaming Floor Once on the floor, dealers take their positions at their assigned tables. They greet players, explain the rules if necessary, and begin the game. A dealer’s shift usually lasts eight hours, with breaks every hour or two to rest and refresh. Dealing and Interacting Throughout their shift, dealers:
3. ChallengesLong Hours and Odd Shifts Dealers often work long hours, including nights, weekends, and holidays. The casino never sleeps, so dealers must adapt to varying schedules, which can be physically and mentally demanding.Dealing with Difficult Customers Not all players are gracious winners or losers. Dealers must handle difficult customers with patience and professionalism, de-escalating situations and maintaining a positive gaming environment. Job Stress The fast-paced nature of the job, coupled with the need for constant vigilance and accuracy, can be stressful. Dealers must manage this stress to perform effectively and maintain a friendly demeanor. 4. RewardsCompensation Dealers typically earn a base hourly wage, which can vary depending on the casino and location. However, a significant portion of their income comes from tips. Skilled dealers who engage well with players can earn substantial tips, sometimes surpassing their base salary.Career Growth There are opportunities for advancement within the casino industry. Experienced dealers can move up to supervisory roles, become pit bosses, or even transition into casino management. Unique Work Environment Working as a dealer offers a dynamic and vibrant environment. The casino floor is lively and exciting, providing a unique workplace experience that is far from monotonous. 5. Personal StoriesDealer Tales Many dealers have interesting stories to share about their experiences on the floor. From dealing to high-rollers and celebrities to witnessing incredible winning streaks or dealing with quirky players, these stories add a personal touch to the life of a dealer.Building Relationships Dealers often build rapport with regular players, creating a sense of community and familiarity within the casino. These relationships can make the job more enjoyable and fulfilling. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The life of a casino dealer is a blend of skill, excitement, and challenges. It requires a unique set of talents, from mathematical prowess and manual dexterity to customer service and stress management. Despite the demanding nature of the job, many dealers find it rewarding due to the dynamic environment, the potential for good earnings, and the opportunity to meet a wide range of people. For those who thrive in high-energy settings and enjoy games of chance, a career as a casino dealer can be both an exciting and fulfilling path. |
2024.05.21 10:08 sirmoeski_ Live Casino Bet Monitoring - What happens behind the scenes
Hi Guys - I used to work in igaming - posting some of the back office stuff which generally isn't too obvious to most people outside of wise customers.
At a high level, monitored items include:
Strategies monitored include:
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https://thesmartbettor.club/post/32/live-casino-bet-monitoring
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Live Casino Bet Monitoring
Live Casino Bet MonitoringThere's a lot more going on behind the scenes of a live casino than meets the eye. A complex software system is always running and monitoring every transaction. Major industry players like Playtech and Evolution have developed sophisticated internal systems to monitor and scrutinize every wager placed.At a high level, monitored items include:
- Pattern Analysis is a critical component, where AI and machine learning algorithms dissect betting patterns to flag any anomalies that could signal fraud.
- Account Activity is under constant watch, with checks on login times, IP addresses, bet sizes, and game selections to spot deviations from a player's usual behavior.
- Bonus Abuse: Where players misuse bonus offers without genuine engagement intentions.
- Multi-Accounting: The creation of several accounts by individuals to claim bonuses or engage in cheating.
- Affiliate Fraud: Affiliates producing artificial traffic to earn commissions.
- Chip Dumping: Intentional loss of chips to benefit another player.
- Collusion: Players conspiring to secure an unfair advantage, particularly in games like poker.
Strategies monitored include:
- Reverse Martingale: Doubling bets post-win instead of post-loss.
- D'Alembert: Modulating bets by one unit following a loss or win.
- Fibonacci: Betting the sum of the two preceding bets after a loss.
- Labouchère: Following a number sequence to determine bet amounts, adjusting after wins and losses.
- Paroli: Doubling bets after wins up to a pre-set limit.
- Oscar's Grind: Incrementing bets by one unit post-win for a potential profit.
- 1-3-2-6 System: Adhering to a specific numeric pattern across four betting rounds.
- Anti-Martingale: Reducing bets after losses and increasing them after wins.
- James Bond: A flat betting strategy covering over half the possible outcomes.
- All-In: Staking the entire bankroll on a single bet using mixed balances.
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https://thesmartbettor.club/post/32/live-casino-bet-monitoring
2024.05.21 01:09 lumeterra Downgrading Help
For a while I've been wanting to downgrade my phone to a Blackberry.
I used to have a curve 8520 way back when, and I miss having a phone with an actual keyboard and it being able to fit in my pocket and not having to worry about dropping it and the screen smashing. I now have a ZFlip3 which I do love the flip aspect I dislike how fragile it feels and also how un-ergonomic all new phones feel.
I would like to go back to a similar type of phone, but not sure which I could use, as 3g seemingly is going to be gone by the end of the year, but I'm not sure about any of that. I would mostly use it to text and take photos and hopefully listen to music.
I also am not sure how to get around certain apps I would like to have such as mobile banking and emails. Although I'm willing to give them up and just use it when I'm at home on my PC.
I am looking for any advice that ya'll are willing to give.
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I used to have a curve 8520 way back when, and I miss having a phone with an actual keyboard and it being able to fit in my pocket and not having to worry about dropping it and the screen smashing. I now have a ZFlip3 which I do love the flip aspect I dislike how fragile it feels and also how un-ergonomic all new phones feel.
I would like to go back to a similar type of phone, but not sure which I could use, as 3g seemingly is going to be gone by the end of the year, but I'm not sure about any of that. I would mostly use it to text and take photos and hopefully listen to music.
I also am not sure how to get around certain apps I would like to have such as mobile banking and emails. Although I'm willing to give them up and just use it when I'm at home on my PC.
I am looking for any advice that ya'll are willing to give.
2024.05.20 22:20 healthmedicinet Health Daily News May 19 2024
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- 5-19-2024 ILLNESS TOOK AWAY HER VOICE. AI CREATED A REPLICA SHE CARRIES IN HER PHONE Alexis Bogan, whose speech was impaired by a brain tumor, uses an AI powered smartphone app to create a audible drink order at a Starbucks drive-thru on Monday, April 29, 2024, in Lincoln, R.I. The app converts her typed entries into a verbal message created using her original voice. Credit: AP Photo/Steven Senne The voice Alexis “Lexi” Bogan had before last summer was exuberant. She loved to belt out Taylor Swift and Zach Bryan ballads in the car. She laughed all the time—even while corralling misbehaving preschoolers or debating politics
- 5-19-2024 SMART CONTACT LENSES LEAD THE WAY FOR HUMAN-MACHINE INTERACTION Scientists have developed eye-tracking smart content lenses based on radio frequency tags that can be used for various applications, including health care and augmented reality (AR). The lenses are biocompatible and imperceptible, requiring no battery or conventional silicon chips. Smart contact lenses that can keep track of various health factors and can be used for human-machine interaction (HMI) are a relatively new technology.
- 5-19-2024 INTEL EXEC ON BRINGING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INTO THE WORKPLACE Artificial intelligence is just about everywhere you look these days—including the workplace. That means training staff about the technology and using it responsibly is critical. It’s a tall order, especially as the commercialization of generative AI continues its rapid growth. Now some tech players have kickstarted initiatives in hopes of meeting that need. Christy Pambianchi, chief people officer at Intel, recently spoke with The Associated Press about how the semiconductor chip maker is expanding AI education programming beyond the company’s walls—as well as best practices around
- 5-19-2024 JUST BELIEVING THAT AN AI IS HELPING BOOSTS YOUR PERFORMANCE, STUDY FINDS Sometimes it seems like an AI is helping, but the benefit is actually a placebo effect—people performing better simply because they expect to be doing so—according to new research from Aalto University. The study also shows how difficult it is to shake people’s trust in the capabilities of
- 5-19-2024 FEMALE HEALTH APPS MISUSE HIGHLY SENSITIVE DATA, STUDY FINDS Apps designed for female health monitoring are exposing users to unnecessary privacy and safety risks through their poor data handling practices, according to new research from King’s College London and University College London (UCL). In the most extensive evaluation of the privacy practices of female health apps to date, researchers found apps that handle medical and fertility data are coercing users into entering sensitive information that could put them at risk.
- 5-19-2024 OPENAI GIVES CHATGPT NEW POWERS TO SEE, HEAR OpenAI and Microsoft are in a heated rivalry with Google to be generative AI’s major player, but Facebook-owner Meta and upstart Anthropic are also making big moves to compete. OpenAI on Monday released a higher performing and even more human-like version of the artificial intelligence technology that underpins its popular generative tool ChatGPT, making it free to all users. The update to OpenAI’s flagship product landed a day before Google is expected to make its own announcements about Gemini, the search engine giant’s own AI tool that competes with ChatGPT
- 5-19-2024 CHATBOTS TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR, RESEARCHERS FIND Chatbots share limited information, reinforce ideologies, and, as a result, can lead to more polarized thinking when it comes to controversial issues, according to new Johns Hopkins University–led research. The study challenges perceptions that chatbots are impartial and provides insight into how using conversational search systems could widen the public divide on hot-button issues and leave people vulnerable to manipulation. “Because people are reading a summary paragraph generated by AI, they think they’re getting unbiased, fact-based answers,”
- 5-19-2024 STUDENTS, ACTIVISTS, ENTERTAINERS: MINECRAFT’S GLOBAL APPEAL Since the first version of Minecraft was released to the public 15 years ago, the block-based world-building game has become a global phenomenon. Since the first version of Minecraft was released to the public 15 years ago, the block-based world-building game has become a global phenomenon. Players of all ages and backgrounds have used the game for everything from educational projects and architecture to building communities and creating artwork. With more than 300 million copies sold, it is the best-selling video game of all time.
- 5-19-2024 SWISS NURSERY LETS ROBOT DO THE TALKING Swiss children in a Lausanne creche have some fun with their new robot friend, Nao. Sat in a circle on the nursery floor, a group of Swiss three-year-olds ask a robot called Nao questions about giraffes and broccoli. By the time these children become adults, interacting with robots may well be as commonplace as using a smartphone, experts believe. So one Lausanne creche has decided to give them a head start.
- 5-19-2024 EU TO ENCOURAGE INFLUENCERS TO HAVE ‘POSITIVE’ IMPACT Younger audiences increasingly get their information from influencers as they turn away from traditional media. The EU announced steps Tuesday to encourage influencers to post content that has a “positive” impact on society, as concerns rise over disinformation in a fragmented information landscape. With online creators increasingly the preferred source of news and opinions for younger audiences in the European Union, Brussels said they needed to be helped to use their role wisely. Ministers from EU countries responsible for culture, audiovisual and media issues approved a series of steps
- 5-19-2024 THE METAVERSE COULD CHANGE OUR RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCES, AND CREATE NEW ONES New technologies have always informed and changed our religious experiences. Listening to early radio broadcasts in the 1880s was experienced by many as religious because radio voices seemed to come from some other dimension. Séances became wildly popular at the time because it was thought by some that radio had opened a door to the spirit world. Today, religion is experiencing new transformations. The information-rich, image-laden character of the internet can provide new ways to understand and explain religious activity.
- 5-19-2024RESEARCH SHEDS LIGHT ON THE WEB OF TRUST, PRIVACY AND SAFETY FACTORS SHAPING USERS’ EXPERIENCES ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE Love it or hate it, Facebook Marketplace is the largest online resale site today with more than one billion monthly users.
- 5-19-2024RESEARCH SHEDS LIGHT ON THE WEB OF TRUST, PRIVACY AND SAFETY FACTORS SHAPING USERS’ EXPERIENCES ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE Google on Tuesday rolled out a retooled search engine that will frequently favor responses crafted by artificial intelligence over website links, a shift promising to quicken the quest for information while also potentially disrupting the flow of money-making internet traffic. The makeover announced at Google’s annual developers conference will begin this week in the U.S. when hundreds of millions of people will start to periodically see conversational summaries
- 5-19-2024 NEW STRATEGIC DESIGN APPROACH FOCUSES ON TURNING AI MISTAKES INTO USER BENEFITS More and more often, automated lending systems powered by artificial intelligence (AI) reject qualified loan applicants without explanation. Even worse, they leave rejected applicants with no recourse. People can have similar experiences when applying for jobs or petitioning their health insurance providers. While AI tools determine the fate of people in difficult situations daily, Upol Ehsan says more thought should be given to challenging these decisions or working around them. Ehsan, a Georgia Tech explainable AI (XAI) researcher, says many rejection cases are not the applicant’s fault.
- 5-19-2024 MANAGING SCREEN TIME BY MAKING PHONES SLIGHTLY MORE ANNOYING TO USE Existing apps for managing screen time can abruptly lock users out of their phone. If users were in the middle of an important task, they could scramble to skip the time limit, opening themselves up to spend more time on their phone than originally intended. InteractOut’s interventions are more gradual and allow users to decide when to put down their phones while also encouraging them to think harder about their smartphone use.
- 5-19-2024 DIGITAL TWIN HELPS OPTIMIZE MANUFACTURING SPEED WHILE SATISFYING QUALITY CONSTRAINTS Feedrate optimization using an uncertainty-aware digital twin demonstrates significant cycle time reductions of up to 38% in a CNC machine tool while staying close to the error tolerances compared to the existing methods. A new method uses a digital twin to optimize manufacturing machine speed—known as feed rate—while adhering to quality constraints,
- 5-19-2024 THE INCREASING DIFFICULTY OF DETECTING AI- VERSUS HUMAN-GENERATED TEXT Generative artificial intelligence (AI) tools are used to create text, images and videos, impacting the way society consumes and produces online content. As that technology continues to evolve, it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell the difference between AI-generated and human-generated content. Determining the integrity of online information—particularly text—is the current research focus in the Penn State Information Knowledge and wEb (PIKE) Lab, led by Dongwon Lee, professor in the College of Information Sciences and Technology at Penn State. In a discussion with Penn State News, Lee spoke about the
- 5-19-2024 RESEARCH TEAM WORKS TO IMPROVE AI-BASED DECISION-MAKING TOOLS FOR PUBLIC SERVICES More and more public services—such as affordable housing, public school matching and child welfare—are relying on algorithms to make decisions and allocate resources. So far, much of the work that has gone into designing these systems has focused on workers’ experiences using them or communities’ perceptions of them. But what about the actual impact of these programs have on people, especially when the decisions the systems make lead to denial of services? Can you design algorithms to help people make sense of and contest decisions that significantly impact them?
- 5-19-2024 CINEMATIC TOOLS CAN SIGNIFICANTLY IMPROVE USER EXPERIENCE IN VIRTUAL REALITY ENVIRONMENTS Without teleportation, many users would be unable to use virtual reality due to motion sickness. Unfortunately, teleportation can cause users to miss important aspects of their surroundings. Credit: Alan Medlar Cinematography techniques can significantly increase user engagement with virtual environments and, in particular, the aesthetic appeal of what users see in virtual reality.
- 5-19-2024 HUMAN DIFFERENCES IN JUDGMENT LEAD TO PROBLEMS FOR AIThe noise level observed in ComVE annotations when controlling the minimum (a) and maximum (b) allowable labels for each turker (we omit the residual in these two figures as, similar to what was observed earlier for TG-CSR, it was nearly coincidental with the level noise curve). We also report the statistics of statements categorized by the number of annotation labels under different cutoff methods used for screening participating annotators
- 5-19-2024 HUMAN DIFFERENCES IN JUDGMENT LEAD TO PROBLEMS FOR AI Innovation is rarely accidental. Behind every new invention and product, including the device you are using to read this story, is years of research, investment, and planning. Organizations that want to reach these milestones in the fastest and most efficient way possible use technology roadmaps.
- 5-19-2024 HUMAN DIFFERENCES IN JUDGMENT LEAD TO PROBLEMS FOR AI A team of researchers at Delft University of Technology has developed a drone that flies autonomously using neuromorphic image processing and control based on the workings of animal brains. Animal brains use less data and energy compared to current deep neural networks running on graphics processing units (GPUs).
- 5-19-2024 US SENATORS UNVEIL ‘ROADMAP’ TO AI LAWS Top US lawmakers on Wednesday said efforts to pass laws governing AI were entering a higher gear and hoped to pump $32 billion into the sector to help assure US dominance. US Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said bipartisan legislators had agreed on a policy roadmap and had tasked key senate committees to draft specific proposals on regulating AI. The US is home to the biggest AI companies in the world and has trailed the EU and other regions on coming up with rules to rein in the sector.
- 5-19-2024 US SENATORS UNVEIL ‘ROADMAP’ TO AI LAWS Google chief executive Sundar Pichai says the AI revamp of its online search engine will soon spread to countries other than the United States. Google’s use of artificial intelligence to sum up answers to search queries has publishers wondering if traffic to their websites will wither. The internet titan announced Tuesday it is introducing AI-generated answers to online queries in the United States, in one of the biggest changes to its world-leading search engine in 25 years.
- 5-19-2024 CONSUMER GROUPS ACCUSE TEMU OF MANIPULATING ONLINE SHOPPERS Chinese shopping app Temu has on average around 75 million monthly active users in the EU. European consumer groups on Thursday accused Chinese shopping app Temu of using “manipulative techniques” to make users spend more and other violations of a landmark EU tech law. One of the fastest-growing apps, Temu only entered the EU market in April 2023 and says it has on average around 75 million monthly active users in the 27-country bloc. Europe’s BEUC umbrella consumer rights group filed a complaint with the European Commission while 17 member
- 5-19-2024 PARENTS UNDERESTIMATE THE PRIVACY RISKS KIDS FACE IN VIRTUAL REALITY Nearly two thirds of parents of children aged 5–10 don’t understand the metaverse, according to the Institution of Engineering and Technology. Credit: Kampus Production/Pexels/public domain Virtual reality lets kids play 3D games with their friends as avatars, go back in time, even journey to outer space, all without leaving their living rooms. But while children are immersed in the metaverse, they also face privacy risks that their parents might not recognize
- 5-19-2024 MODEL DISGORGEMENT—THE KEY TO FIXING AI BIAS AND COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT? By now, the challenges posed by generative AI are no secret. Models like OpenAI’s ChatGPT, Anthropic’s Claude and Meta’s Llama have been known to “hallucinate,” inventing potentially misleading responses, as well as divulge sensitive information, like copyrighted materials.
- 5-19-2024 CAN WE RID ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE OF BIAS? AI giants face a challenge of making artficial intelligence models reflect the world’s diversity without being overly politically correct. Artificial intelligence built on mountains of potentially biased information has created a real risk of automating discrimination, but is there any way to re-educate the machines? The question for some is extremely urgent. In this ChatGPT era, AI will generate more and more decisions for health care providers, bank lenders or lawyers, using whatever was scoured from the internet as source material.
- 5-19-2024 CHATGPT IS NOW BETTER THAN EVER AT FAKING HUMAN EMOTION AND BEHAVIOR OpenAI executive Mira Murati launching GPT-4o. Credit: OpenAI Earlier this week OpenAI launched GPT-4o (“o” for “omni”), a new version of the artificial intelligence (AI) system powering the popular ChatGPT chatbot. GPT-4o is promoted as a step towards more natural engagement with AI. According to the demonstration video, it can have voice conversations with users in near real-time, exhibiting human-like personality and behavior. This emphasis on personality is likely to be a point of contention. In OpenAI’s demos, GPT-4o sounds friendly, empathetic and engaging. It tells “spontaneous” jokes, giggles, flirts
- 5-19-2024 MOST PEOPLE STILL THINK BARRISTERS NEED TO SOUND POSH, RESEARCH SHOWS—BUT ACCENT DISCRIMINATION SERVES NO ONE In the UK legal system, a barrister’s job is to present formalized legal arguments in court and at tribunals. Training to become one, therefore, involves considerable focus on oral skills. It is considered important that barristers have the ability to speak “eloquently.” This risks people thinking there is a “correct” way of speaking in order to be successful in this career. Accents, of course, play an important role here. Accent-based bias discriminates against speakers with non-standard accents—people whose speech differs from Received Pronunciation (RP).
- 5-19-2024 A MINUTE’S SILENCE IS FINE BUT WHEN IT COMES TO VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN, BEING QUIET ISN’T ENOUGH Sport has a role to play in creating a culture of respect, yet women in sport are often seen as “less than” on almost every measure: salaries, sponsorship, broadcasting, leadership, access, media, coaching, officiating, uniforms and support. Research shows 3 out of 4 Australian men are gender equality supporters, but very few (17%) prioritize taking any action. As Australia grapples with a “national crisis” of violence against women, what can men in sport do to help?
- 5-19-2024 ARE CANADIANS TOO POOR TO BREAK UP? Why did Al and Peg Bundy from the sitcom Married… with Children never get divorced? After all, they were rarely happy and constantly arguing. Maybe they felt they were the best they could do for each other—a middle-aged homely shoe salesman and a stay-at-home mom with two kids. They cared for each other, but they also hated each other deeply. And neither ever cheated, despite having the opportunity. However, what if the Bundys lived in Canada today?
- 5-19-2024 REPORT LOOKS AT ‘POVERTY STIGMA’ THROUGH A NEW LENS TO STAMP IT OUT OF SOCIETY Stigma is a glue that holds poverty, inequality and economic insecurity in place enabling and exacerbating inequalities of wealth, health and opportunity, says a new report. Poverty stigma is a “wicked social problem,” highly complex, difficult to define and challenging to solve
- 5-19-2024 HOW CRAFT-BASED FIRMS PROJECT AUTHENTICITY THROUGH CREDIBLY AND VISIBLY COMMUNICATING THEIR IDENTITY Consumers are drawn to authenticity when it comes to craft-based firms, and a study looked at how managers in identity-driven markets are challenged to maintain their authenticity as their company’s scale of operations expands. In such craft industries, the authors note, overt claims of authenticity by producers are ineffective.
- 5-19-2024 PSYCHOLOGICAL RESEARCH OFFERS STRATEGIES FOR HEALTHY POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS AMONG PEOPLE WITH OPPOSING VIEWS Civilized political debates may seem increasingly out of reach as democracies across the world face rising polarization, but people still want to discuss issues with people they disagree with—especially those who present themselves as balanced and willing to seek solutions that work for everyone or open to learning new information, according to two studies published by the American Psychological Association.
- 5-19-2024 MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICANS GIVE TO CHARITY AT CHECKOUT, SURVEY SHOWS 53% of Americans give to charity at checkout, and young and diverse people tend to do it more often, according to new research from Binghamton University, State University of New York. Credit: Binghamton University, State University of New York Fifty-three percent of Americans give impulsively to charities at the checkout, and certain demographics tend to give more, according to a new survey conducted by faculty at Binghamton University,
2024.05.20 19:20 borntoQC Sideloading Apps on Curve 9360 and its BBOS fam
Hi friends! I’ve been using the BlackBerry Curve 9360 as my main device for a couple weeks now, and I’m honestly in love. It calls, it texts, and it does both well. I seem to be able to hotspot just fine if I need to take my tablet out with me, plus can access limited use Google (previews only) in the browser. The music quality is unbelievable. It’s basically a perfect device…except for stupid mms.
If I don’t have it, ppl will try messaging me on every other platform until they can 👏SEND 👏THAT👏 PIC 😤 which means I have to constantly check my computer or tablet. It’s often older members of my fam so I can’t ask them to get chat apps lol. I have a cheap second number from an MVNO for Android Auto that I now use as a solution…but if they do send a pic it alerts no one lol.
Is there any app I can sideload (Google Messages etc) that might help? Or an email app would work too. I have a paid Hover email with my domain I can link to a mail service. I know the service book solution (I’m with Telus in Canada so the Koodo one might do it) but I can’t get the device to be recognized on BlackBerry Desktop. I also think since the providers switched to data vs dedicated mms that it might not work anyway.
Does anyone here have a solution? If I was sideloading anyway, I’d also be into an emoji keyboard or epub reader. But honestly I would thrive with just mms 😆
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If I don’t have it, ppl will try messaging me on every other platform until they can 👏SEND 👏THAT👏 PIC 😤 which means I have to constantly check my computer or tablet. It’s often older members of my fam so I can’t ask them to get chat apps lol. I have a cheap second number from an MVNO for Android Auto that I now use as a solution…but if they do send a pic it alerts no one lol.
Is there any app I can sideload (Google Messages etc) that might help? Or an email app would work too. I have a paid Hover email with my domain I can link to a mail service. I know the service book solution (I’m with Telus in Canada so the Koodo one might do it) but I can’t get the device to be recognized on BlackBerry Desktop. I also think since the providers switched to data vs dedicated mms that it might not work anyway.
Does anyone here have a solution? If I was sideloading anyway, I’d also be into an emoji keyboard or epub reader. But honestly I would thrive with just mms 😆
2024.05.20 14:30 MountainSkald [A Valkyrie's Saga] - Part 104
Prequel (Chapters 1 to 16)
1. Rise of a Valkyrie
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Kayla followed her squad into a dropship and took the free seat next to Kes. The frantic treatment and evacuation of wounded Raiders had gone smoothly, and as far as Kayla knew, no-one had been pronounced killed in action.
The vessel’s ramp closed and it lifted into the night. Through a window, Kayla saw the mountains recede below them as they climbed to orbit. She tapped her helmet’s release and servos whined as the faceplate retracted.
“What’s going on?” she demanded.
Kes raised her own vizor. “We’re returning to the Banshee,” she said.
Kayla began to protest, but the corporal held up a hand.
“Just take it easy, will you? I don’t know what’s going either, but the order came direct from General Smyrna.”
“Rayker’s out there and wounded. Aren’t we going after her?”
Kes returned her frustrated expression with raised eyebrows, and Kayla realized that she shouldn’t push the issue. She would simply have to wait.
Another helmet popped open. “Kayla,” Ray said, with an edge to her voice, “I obviously wasn’t there with you in the castle. Didn’t you say you surprised Rayker when you tried to shoot her?”
Kayla nodded.
“But she’d already been shot up by the Raiders? How many times?”
“Six, Christie said.”
Ray gave her a significant look. “Well, you’re the best pistol shot in the company. How is it possible she got away from you?”
Kayla shook her head. She was also confused about what exactly had happened. “I don’t know. She was just too fast.”
“So, she heals crazy fast, yeah? And now that she’s alert and on the move, she could pick us to pieces while we try to chase her down.”
Kayla flashed her fire team member a look of disdain. “You know what, Ray, I didn’t join Valkyrie because I wanted a safe and easy life—”
“Barnes knock it off,” Kes hissed. “This decision is over our heads, so let it go. We’ll get a full briefing on the Banshee. Got it?”
Kayla felt the pain of bottled-up anger, but the squad leader was right. She glanced back at Ray, but the woman had already sealed up her helmet and was watching the planet recede out the window.
On the opposite seat of the ship, Kayla made out the form of Tian, and gave her a kick, but her helmet remained closed, and she didn’t respond. Further down the bay, Thandi caught her eye and gave a quick shake of her head.
That brought Kayla up short. Even her best friend looked like she was pissed at her, and that only happened when she genuinely screwed up.
She carefully felt down her chest rig and pulled a silver necklace out from a pouch—the only place she kept it when she wasn’t wearing it. It was a simple piece of jewelry consisting of a chain looped through a small coin which was engraved with a name. She tied the chain around her wrist so it couldn’t fall off, and held the coin tightly in her hand. The adrenaline in her blood stream began to fade, and she soon crashed with exhaustion.
The Rangers passed an uncomfortable flight of several hours, struggling to sleep in the awkward seats of the dropship. Once they began their approach to the Banshee, hidden in the shadow of Ambrosia’s moon, Kes began to wake them. Yawning and sleepy eyed, they piled out into the hangar of their mothership.
“Team leaders!” Lieutanant Akane called to the disembarking Rangers. “Gather on me. The rest of you are on standdown—take care of your kit, get some showers and food.”
Kayla stayed with Kes as they followed Akane, and the rest of the company’s NCOs and officers, over to a corner of the Banshee’s hangar, where Captain Aguilar and her headquarters staff were waiting.
“Is that everyone?” Aguilar asked as she eyed the assembled Rangers. “Okay take a knee, and I’ll bring you up to speed. I know a lot of you were surprised to see us returning to the Banshee while our principal target is on the run, but here’s what’s happening.”
Her company first sergeant activated a holo-projector and a spider web relief of the mountains they had left took shape from the light rays. A small point of light was nestled in the river canyon, just outside a major beach resort, twenty miles from the chateau.
Aguilar gestured to the display. “One of the team members in the chateau was able to plant a tracking device on Rayker’s body before she regained consciousness. This is her current location. She is obviously resting in a concealed position, near a civilian population center.”
Murmurs ran through the small crowd. Kayla’s jaw clenched.
“A couple of things are immediately obvious from tonight’s events,” Aguilar continued. “Point one; she made this trip in thirty minutes. After the Raiders shot her to pieces.”
This announcement was met with whistles and gasps of disbelief. Kayla shivered. What was it going to take to put her down for good?
“She went straight for a public place,” Aguilar continued, “because she knows we would want to avoid exposure. That should tell you how much she’s figured out about this organization.”
“Or already knew,” a voice said to a few murmurs of agreement.
“You keep thoughts like that to yourself,” Aguilar snapped. “I’m not having rumors and speculation distracting the company from this mission. Anyone who just mouthed off can consider this your first and final warning to pull your head out of your ass.”
Nobody so much as shifted their weight.
“Point two;” Aguilar continued, “her speed indicates how problematic a chase could be, even if she’s unarmed. Command cannot take the risk of a protracted battle that roams across such a public area. Point three—and this is where it gets really concerning—the missile launch that hit the building tonight came from a battery of Ambrosia’s sky defense. Intel indicates it was hacked remotely.”
Silence followed this statement. Anti-air missiles did not target buildings, which meant that either the launch had been planned ahead of time, or someone had pulled off an obscenely difficult system takeover and then reprogrammed a guidance head with only a few minutes of warning. Both possibilities were equally appalling.
“So, as we have suspected for some time, Rayker has an extremely powerful friend in the galaxy. Tonight, we were given proof of that relationship in spades. Someone was able to see what was happening at the chateau and reacted immediately to protect her, cutting out dozens of command-and-control links in seconds. Ladies, we have to face the fact that we are out of our depth if we try to fight our target within Helvet-controlled space.”
Kayla’s expression turned sour. Around the half-circle, other Rangers looked similarly morose.
Aguilar sighed heavily before she continued. “The decision has been made to let her go in the hopes that she will lead us towards her benefactor. Or at least somewhere that helps us better understand her support network.”
Heads shook and voices grumbled. Even though the conclusion had been obvious since the words ‘tracking device’, Kayla still felt angry, and cheated. But she couldn’t argue with the rationality behind the decision and resigned herself to the general opinion that they were all back to square one.
“The Task Force will remain close on her trail and, if this device sends out its tampering alert, we will close in for the kill as soon as we can.” Aguilar paused and ran a hand through her hair. “I don’t mind telling all of you that letting this animal go, after so much work and preparation, burns my soul. But we have to face the fact that our organization is behind the curve on a truly profound threat within human civilization. I, for one, want to do whatever it takes to get to the bottom of it. So—food, showers and rest, and be ready for a fast turnaround. We might need to pounce at a moment’s notice.”
She looked around the assembled faces. “Questions or comments?”
Kayla cleared her throat. “Ma’am, I suggest we nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Several Rangers laughed while Aguilar cracked a wry smile. “Thank you, ‘Great Destroyer’ Barnes, for that insight. I will be sure to pass it up the chain.
Some of the anger eased with the moment, and Kayla began to feel the creeping cloud of fatigue fog her mind. The officers had a few other questions about the company’s readiness, which Kayla, in her unhappy state, took as further evidence that nothing reassured them more in times of stress than the sound of their own voices.
Eventually the meeting broke up, but as Kayla turned to go, she felt a firm hand on her shoulder, and turned to see Kes, accompanied by Lieutenant Akane. The corporal motioned with her head to step to one side. They were all visibly exhausted, but there was obviously more that needed to be said before they could call it a night.
“So, Lance Corporal Barnes,” the platoon leader began, “I’ve got Raiders clamoring to buy you a drink and demanding that I put in the paperwork for a medal. It seems that the two operators who were first to arrive at the scene, Shaklia and Guiying, were quickly neutralized by Rayker. Without your help, they might both have been killed, instead of currently comatose, but alive. Not to mention how many others in that hallway she might have exacted her revenge on.”
“Ma’am, I take full responsibility for my actions and—”
“Goddammit Barnes, it’s been a long night and I don’t need you interrupting me when I’m dressing you down.”
Kayla fell silent.
“So, whilst your act of heroism undoubtedly should be recognized, it needs to be balanced against the reality that you effectively deserted your squad, without communication, or co-ordination, and without letting them catch up to support you. Leaving Corporal Rudaski here in the impossible position of splitting her squad in two, so your fire team could be led on a not-so-merry goose chase, while she held down the perimeter.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Squads may be composed of two fire teams, Barnes, but they do not separate out of contact. They are a single, cohesive unit of Rangers that support each other through thick or thin.”
Kayla nodded tiredly.
Akane cocked her head. “In hindsight everything turned out okay. But what if you had been wrong?”
Kayla met her eyes with an expression of confusion. “Ma’am?”
“As far as we know, a missile system thirty kilometers away just upped and generated its own firing solution. Someone knew we were going for Rakyer, and they tried to stop us. But what if the strike wasn’t enough? What if there was a risk of her being deeper in the chateau? What if this unknown adversary had a ground team nearby, whose job it was to approach the chateau and extract Rayker? If they had seen your movement, and gone for the perimeter covered by your weakened and distracted squad, you could be looking at four dead Rangers. Am I wrong, Barnes?”
“No, ma’am.” Kayla looked down, and felt a cold dread flooding her veins. “Ma’am I sincerely apologize for my actions. I lost control.”
“I’m not so sure,” Kes interjected. “This isn’t the first time I’ve had to speak to you about your lone-wolf approach.”
“I approved your promotion,” Lieutenant Akane said, “because you drive hard to be a better Ranger, and you push the others to keep up. As much as I hate to criticize heroic actions and quick thinking, it seems clear that you tore off because you have a deep comfort with leaving your team behind to take on the world by yourself. If you can’t get past your own ego, you’re a danger to all of us. Any more solo adventures, and I’m going to drop you back to private.”
Kayla’s stomach knotted. Up until that moment, she had been totally convinced she had been justified in taking off, but she hadn’t even considered the possibility of another threat. And, now that she was forced to think about it, why would Rayker have hung around to finish off the downed Valkyrie? She certainly knew she only had seconds to get away.
Doubt and shame swirled together through the tiredness and left Kayla with only one certainty. She didn’t have all the answers. With her lack of experience, she should obviously listen to her seniors and do her best to earn their respect. But Kes had stuck her neck out for her with the early promotion, and now she had embarrassed them both in the eyes of the platoon leader.
Kayla hung her head, and nodded her acknowledgement.
Akane rubbed her eyes. “Corporal Rudaski, you’ll put her on probation for the next three months. Any slip-ups, and I’m dropping her to private again.”
“Yes ma’am,” Kes replied.
They saluted, and watched as the lieutenant walked away. Kayla began to head back to her bunk, but Kes stopped her.
“One more thing, Barnes. If I ever hear you question one of my girls’ courage in front of the squad again, I’m going to have you transferred out of the battalion. Understand?”
Kayla was shocked. On the dropship, the thought of abandoning the hunt for Rayker had left her so angry. Had she really been that callous when she snapped at Ray?
“Yes, Corporal,” she nodded shamefully.
“That kind of leadership is a cancer that has to be destroyed before it can spread.” Her expression softened. “But I want to leave you the benefit of the doubt. Your judgment tonight wasn’t all that clear, was it? I mean, Christie was pretty vulnerable, alone in that chateau.”
Kes paused as she rubbed her neck. Kayla noticed her fingers brushing the chain of a necklace, which she knew to be identical to her own, but with more names.
“You know,” Kes said hesitantly, “we were all heartbroken by Rose’s death—”
Kayla shook her head and her words came out in a rush. “That has nothing to do with anything. Right? I am fully aware that everyone carries their own burden, and I’m carrying mine. Okay, I screwed up and made a bad call. I’ll own it in the hot wash, and I’ll commit to working on myself as a better fire team leader.”
Without waiting for a response, she turned and strode away, as icy fingers threatened to crush her heart.
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Kayla followed her squad into a dropship and took the free seat next to Kes. The frantic treatment and evacuation of wounded Raiders had gone smoothly, and as far as Kayla knew, no-one had been pronounced killed in action.
The vessel’s ramp closed and it lifted into the night. Through a window, Kayla saw the mountains recede below them as they climbed to orbit. She tapped her helmet’s release and servos whined as the faceplate retracted.
“What’s going on?” she demanded.
Kes raised her own vizor. “We’re returning to the Banshee,” she said.
Kayla began to protest, but the corporal held up a hand.
“Just take it easy, will you? I don’t know what’s going either, but the order came direct from General Smyrna.”
“Rayker’s out there and wounded. Aren’t we going after her?”
Kes returned her frustrated expression with raised eyebrows, and Kayla realized that she shouldn’t push the issue. She would simply have to wait.
Another helmet popped open. “Kayla,” Ray said, with an edge to her voice, “I obviously wasn’t there with you in the castle. Didn’t you say you surprised Rayker when you tried to shoot her?”
Kayla nodded.
“But she’d already been shot up by the Raiders? How many times?”
“Six, Christie said.”
Ray gave her a significant look. “Well, you’re the best pistol shot in the company. How is it possible she got away from you?”
Kayla shook her head. She was also confused about what exactly had happened. “I don’t know. She was just too fast.”
“So, she heals crazy fast, yeah? And now that she’s alert and on the move, she could pick us to pieces while we try to chase her down.”
Kayla flashed her fire team member a look of disdain. “You know what, Ray, I didn’t join Valkyrie because I wanted a safe and easy life—”
“Barnes knock it off,” Kes hissed. “This decision is over our heads, so let it go. We’ll get a full briefing on the Banshee. Got it?”
Kayla felt the pain of bottled-up anger, but the squad leader was right. She glanced back at Ray, but the woman had already sealed up her helmet and was watching the planet recede out the window.
On the opposite seat of the ship, Kayla made out the form of Tian, and gave her a kick, but her helmet remained closed, and she didn’t respond. Further down the bay, Thandi caught her eye and gave a quick shake of her head.
That brought Kayla up short. Even her best friend looked like she was pissed at her, and that only happened when she genuinely screwed up.
She carefully felt down her chest rig and pulled a silver necklace out from a pouch—the only place she kept it when she wasn’t wearing it. It was a simple piece of jewelry consisting of a chain looped through a small coin which was engraved with a name. She tied the chain around her wrist so it couldn’t fall off, and held the coin tightly in her hand. The adrenaline in her blood stream began to fade, and she soon crashed with exhaustion.
The Rangers passed an uncomfortable flight of several hours, struggling to sleep in the awkward seats of the dropship. Once they began their approach to the Banshee, hidden in the shadow of Ambrosia’s moon, Kes began to wake them. Yawning and sleepy eyed, they piled out into the hangar of their mothership.
“Team leaders!” Lieutanant Akane called to the disembarking Rangers. “Gather on me. The rest of you are on standdown—take care of your kit, get some showers and food.”
Kayla stayed with Kes as they followed Akane, and the rest of the company’s NCOs and officers, over to a corner of the Banshee’s hangar, where Captain Aguilar and her headquarters staff were waiting.
“Is that everyone?” Aguilar asked as she eyed the assembled Rangers. “Okay take a knee, and I’ll bring you up to speed. I know a lot of you were surprised to see us returning to the Banshee while our principal target is on the run, but here’s what’s happening.”
Her company first sergeant activated a holo-projector and a spider web relief of the mountains they had left took shape from the light rays. A small point of light was nestled in the river canyon, just outside a major beach resort, twenty miles from the chateau.
Aguilar gestured to the display. “One of the team members in the chateau was able to plant a tracking device on Rayker’s body before she regained consciousness. This is her current location. She is obviously resting in a concealed position, near a civilian population center.”
Murmurs ran through the small crowd. Kayla’s jaw clenched.
“A couple of things are immediately obvious from tonight’s events,” Aguilar continued. “Point one; she made this trip in thirty minutes. After the Raiders shot her to pieces.”
This announcement was met with whistles and gasps of disbelief. Kayla shivered. What was it going to take to put her down for good?
“She went straight for a public place,” Aguilar continued, “because she knows we would want to avoid exposure. That should tell you how much she’s figured out about this organization.”
“Or already knew,” a voice said to a few murmurs of agreement.
“You keep thoughts like that to yourself,” Aguilar snapped. “I’m not having rumors and speculation distracting the company from this mission. Anyone who just mouthed off can consider this your first and final warning to pull your head out of your ass.”
Nobody so much as shifted their weight.
“Point two;” Aguilar continued, “her speed indicates how problematic a chase could be, even if she’s unarmed. Command cannot take the risk of a protracted battle that roams across such a public area. Point three—and this is where it gets really concerning—the missile launch that hit the building tonight came from a battery of Ambrosia’s sky defense. Intel indicates it was hacked remotely.”
Silence followed this statement. Anti-air missiles did not target buildings, which meant that either the launch had been planned ahead of time, or someone had pulled off an obscenely difficult system takeover and then reprogrammed a guidance head with only a few minutes of warning. Both possibilities were equally appalling.
“So, as we have suspected for some time, Rayker has an extremely powerful friend in the galaxy. Tonight, we were given proof of that relationship in spades. Someone was able to see what was happening at the chateau and reacted immediately to protect her, cutting out dozens of command-and-control links in seconds. Ladies, we have to face the fact that we are out of our depth if we try to fight our target within Helvet-controlled space.”
Kayla’s expression turned sour. Around the half-circle, other Rangers looked similarly morose.
Aguilar sighed heavily before she continued. “The decision has been made to let her go in the hopes that she will lead us towards her benefactor. Or at least somewhere that helps us better understand her support network.”
Heads shook and voices grumbled. Even though the conclusion had been obvious since the words ‘tracking device’, Kayla still felt angry, and cheated. But she couldn’t argue with the rationality behind the decision and resigned herself to the general opinion that they were all back to square one.
“The Task Force will remain close on her trail and, if this device sends out its tampering alert, we will close in for the kill as soon as we can.” Aguilar paused and ran a hand through her hair. “I don’t mind telling all of you that letting this animal go, after so much work and preparation, burns my soul. But we have to face the fact that our organization is behind the curve on a truly profound threat within human civilization. I, for one, want to do whatever it takes to get to the bottom of it. So—food, showers and rest, and be ready for a fast turnaround. We might need to pounce at a moment’s notice.”
She looked around the assembled faces. “Questions or comments?”
Kayla cleared her throat. “Ma’am, I suggest we nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Several Rangers laughed while Aguilar cracked a wry smile. “Thank you, ‘Great Destroyer’ Barnes, for that insight. I will be sure to pass it up the chain.
Some of the anger eased with the moment, and Kayla began to feel the creeping cloud of fatigue fog her mind. The officers had a few other questions about the company’s readiness, which Kayla, in her unhappy state, took as further evidence that nothing reassured them more in times of stress than the sound of their own voices.
Eventually the meeting broke up, but as Kayla turned to go, she felt a firm hand on her shoulder, and turned to see Kes, accompanied by Lieutenant Akane. The corporal motioned with her head to step to one side. They were all visibly exhausted, but there was obviously more that needed to be said before they could call it a night.
“So, Lance Corporal Barnes,” the platoon leader began, “I’ve got Raiders clamoring to buy you a drink and demanding that I put in the paperwork for a medal. It seems that the two operators who were first to arrive at the scene, Shaklia and Guiying, were quickly neutralized by Rayker. Without your help, they might both have been killed, instead of currently comatose, but alive. Not to mention how many others in that hallway she might have exacted her revenge on.”
“Ma’am, I take full responsibility for my actions and—”
“Goddammit Barnes, it’s been a long night and I don’t need you interrupting me when I’m dressing you down.”
Kayla fell silent.
“So, whilst your act of heroism undoubtedly should be recognized, it needs to be balanced against the reality that you effectively deserted your squad, without communication, or co-ordination, and without letting them catch up to support you. Leaving Corporal Rudaski here in the impossible position of splitting her squad in two, so your fire team could be led on a not-so-merry goose chase, while she held down the perimeter.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Squads may be composed of two fire teams, Barnes, but they do not separate out of contact. They are a single, cohesive unit of Rangers that support each other through thick or thin.”
Kayla nodded tiredly.
Akane cocked her head. “In hindsight everything turned out okay. But what if you had been wrong?”
Kayla met her eyes with an expression of confusion. “Ma’am?”
“As far as we know, a missile system thirty kilometers away just upped and generated its own firing solution. Someone knew we were going for Rakyer, and they tried to stop us. But what if the strike wasn’t enough? What if there was a risk of her being deeper in the chateau? What if this unknown adversary had a ground team nearby, whose job it was to approach the chateau and extract Rayker? If they had seen your movement, and gone for the perimeter covered by your weakened and distracted squad, you could be looking at four dead Rangers. Am I wrong, Barnes?”
“No, ma’am.” Kayla looked down, and felt a cold dread flooding her veins. “Ma’am I sincerely apologize for my actions. I lost control.”
“I’m not so sure,” Kes interjected. “This isn’t the first time I’ve had to speak to you about your lone-wolf approach.”
“I approved your promotion,” Lieutenant Akane said, “because you drive hard to be a better Ranger, and you push the others to keep up. As much as I hate to criticize heroic actions and quick thinking, it seems clear that you tore off because you have a deep comfort with leaving your team behind to take on the world by yourself. If you can’t get past your own ego, you’re a danger to all of us. Any more solo adventures, and I’m going to drop you back to private.”
Kayla’s stomach knotted. Up until that moment, she had been totally convinced she had been justified in taking off, but she hadn’t even considered the possibility of another threat. And, now that she was forced to think about it, why would Rayker have hung around to finish off the downed Valkyrie? She certainly knew she only had seconds to get away.
Doubt and shame swirled together through the tiredness and left Kayla with only one certainty. She didn’t have all the answers. With her lack of experience, she should obviously listen to her seniors and do her best to earn their respect. But Kes had stuck her neck out for her with the early promotion, and now she had embarrassed them both in the eyes of the platoon leader.
Kayla hung her head, and nodded her acknowledgement.
Akane rubbed her eyes. “Corporal Rudaski, you’ll put her on probation for the next three months. Any slip-ups, and I’m dropping her to private again.”
“Yes ma’am,” Kes replied.
They saluted, and watched as the lieutenant walked away. Kayla began to head back to her bunk, but Kes stopped her.
“One more thing, Barnes. If I ever hear you question one of my girls’ courage in front of the squad again, I’m going to have you transferred out of the battalion. Understand?”
Kayla was shocked. On the dropship, the thought of abandoning the hunt for Rayker had left her so angry. Had she really been that callous when she snapped at Ray?
“Yes, Corporal,” she nodded shamefully.
“That kind of leadership is a cancer that has to be destroyed before it can spread.” Her expression softened. “But I want to leave you the benefit of the doubt. Your judgment tonight wasn’t all that clear, was it? I mean, Christie was pretty vulnerable, alone in that chateau.”
Kes paused as she rubbed her neck. Kayla noticed her fingers brushing the chain of a necklace, which she knew to be identical to her own, but with more names.
“You know,” Kes said hesitantly, “we were all heartbroken by Rose’s death—”
Kayla shook her head and her words came out in a rush. “That has nothing to do with anything. Right? I am fully aware that everyone carries their own burden, and I’m carrying mine. Okay, I screwed up and made a bad call. I’ll own it in the hot wash, and I’ll commit to working on myself as a better fire team leader.”
Without waiting for a response, she turned and strode away, as icy fingers threatened to crush her heart.
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Kayla followed her squad into a dropship and took the free seat next to Kes. The frantic treatment and evacuation of wounded Raiders had gone smoothly, and as far as Kayla knew, no-one had been pronounced killed in action.
The vessel’s ramp closed and it lifted into the night. Through a window, Kayla saw the mountains recede below them as they climbed to orbit. She tapped her helmet’s release and servos whined as the faceplate retracted.
“What’s going on?” she demanded.
Kes raised her own vizor. “We’re returning to the Banshee,” she said.
Kayla began to protest, but the corporal held up a hand.
“Just take it easy, will you? I don’t know what’s going either, but the order came direct from General Smyrna.”
“Rayker’s out there and wounded. Aren’t we going after her?”
Kes returned her frustrated expression with raised eyebrows, and Kayla realized that she shouldn’t push the issue. She would simply have to wait.
Another helmet popped open. “Kayla,” Ray said, with an edge to her voice, “I obviously wasn’t there with you in the castle. Didn’t you say you surprised Rayker when you tried to shoot her?”
Kayla nodded.
“But she’d already been shot up by the Raiders? How many times?”
“Six, Christie said.”
Ray gave her a significant look. “Well, you’re the best pistol shot in the company. How is it possible she got away from you?”
Kayla shook her head. She was also confused about what exactly had happened. “I don’t know. She was just too fast.”
“So, she heals crazy fast, yeah? And now that she’s alert and on the move, she could pick us to pieces while we try to chase her down.”
Kayla flashed her fire team member a look of disdain. “You know what, Ray, I didn’t join Valkyrie because I wanted a safe and easy life—”
“Barnes knock it off,” Kes hissed. “This decision is over our heads, so let it go. We’ll get a full briefing on the Banshee. Got it?”
Kayla felt the pain of bottled-up anger, but the squad leader was right. She glanced back at Ray, but the woman had already sealed up her helmet and was watching the planet recede out the window.
On the opposite seat of the ship, Kayla made out the form of Tian, and gave her a kick, but her helmet remained closed, and she didn’t respond. Further down the bay, Thandi caught her eye and gave a quick shake of her head.
That brought Kayla up short. Even her best friend looked like she was pissed at her, and that only happened when she genuinely screwed up.
She carefully felt down her chest rig and pulled a silver necklace out from a pouch—the only place she kept it when she wasn’t wearing it. It was a simple piece of jewelry consisting of a chain looped through a small coin which was engraved with a name. She tied the chain around her wrist so it couldn’t fall off, and held the coin tightly in her hand. The adrenaline in her blood stream began to fade, and she soon crashed with exhaustion.
The Rangers passed an uncomfortable flight of several hours, struggling to sleep in the awkward seats of the dropship. Once they began their approach to the Banshee, hidden in the shadow of Ambrosia’s moon, Kes began to wake them. Yawning and sleepy eyed, they piled out into the hangar of their mothership.
“Team leaders!” Lieutanant Akane called to the disembarking Rangers. “Gather on me. The rest of you are on standdown—take care of your kit, get some showers and food.”
Kayla stayed with Kes as they followed Akane, and the rest of the company’s NCOs and officers, over to a corner of the Banshee’s hangar, where Captain Aguilar and her headquarters staff were waiting.
“Is that everyone?” Aguilar asked as she eyed the assembled Rangers. “Okay take a knee, and I’ll bring you up to speed. I know a lot of you were surprised to see us returning to the Banshee while our principal target is on the run, but here’s what’s happening.”
Her company first sergeant activated a holo-projector and a spider web relief of the mountains they had left took shape from the light rays. A small point of light was nestled in the river canyon, just outside a major beach resort, twenty miles from the chateau.
Aguilar gestured to the display. “One of the team members in the chateau was able to plant a tracking device on Rayker’s body before she regained consciousness. This is her current location. She is obviously resting in a concealed position, near a civilian population center.”
Murmurs ran through the small crowd. Kayla’s jaw clenched.
“A couple of things are immediately obvious from tonight’s events,” Aguilar continued. “Point one; she made this trip in thirty minutes. After the Raiders shot her to pieces.”
This announcement was met with whistles and gasps of disbelief. Kayla shivered. What was it going to take to put her down for good?
“She went straight for a public place,” Aguilar continued, “because she knows we would want to avoid exposure. That should tell you how much she’s figured out about this organization.”
“Or already knew,” a voice said to a few murmurs of agreement.
“You keep thoughts like that to yourself,” Aguilar snapped. “I’m not having rumors and speculation distracting the company from this mission. Anyone who just mouthed off can consider this your first and final warning to pull your head out of your ass.”
Nobody so much as shifted their weight.
“Point two;” Aguilar continued, “her speed indicates how problematic a chase could be, even if she’s unarmed. Command cannot take the risk of a protracted battle that roams across such a public area. Point three—and this is where it gets really concerning—the missile launch that hit the building tonight came from a battery of Ambrosia’s sky defense. Intel indicates it was hacked remotely.”
Silence followed this statement. Anti-air missiles did not target buildings, which meant that either the launch had been planned ahead of time, or someone had pulled off an obscenely difficult system takeover and then reprogrammed a guidance head with only a few minutes of warning. Both possibilities were equally appalling.
“So, as we have suspected for some time, Rayker has an extremely powerful friend in the galaxy. Tonight, we were given proof of that relationship in spades. Someone was able to see what was happening at the chateau and reacted immediately to protect her, cutting out dozens of command-and-control links in seconds. Ladies, we have to face the fact that we are out of our depth if we try to fight our target within Helvet-controlled space.”
Kayla’s expression turned sour. Around the half-circle, other Rangers looked similarly morose.
Aguilar sighed heavily before she continued. “The decision has been made to let her go in the hopes that she will lead us towards her benefactor. Or at least somewhere that helps us better understand her support network.”
Heads shook and voices grumbled. Even though the conclusion had been obvious since the words ‘tracking device’, Kayla still felt angry, and cheated. But she couldn’t argue with the rationality behind the decision and resigned herself to the general opinion that they were all back to square one.
“The Task Force will remain close on her trail and, if this device sends out its tampering alert, we will close in for the kill as soon as we can.” Aguilar paused and ran a hand through her hair. “I don’t mind telling all of you that letting this animal go, after so much work and preparation, burns my soul. But we have to face the fact that our organization is behind the curve on a truly profound threat within human civilization. I, for one, want to do whatever it takes to get to the bottom of it. So—food, showers and rest, and be ready for a fast turnaround. We might need to pounce at a moment’s notice.”
She looked around the assembled faces. “Questions or comments?”
Kayla cleared her throat. “Ma’am, I suggest we nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Several Rangers laughed while Aguilar cracked a wry smile. “Thank you, ‘Great Destroyer’ Barnes, for that insight. I will be sure to pass it up the chain.
Some of the anger eased with the moment, and Kayla began to feel the creeping cloud of fatigue fog her mind. The officers had a few other questions about the company’s readiness, which Kayla, in her unhappy state, took as further evidence that nothing reassured them more in times of stress than the sound of their own voices.
Eventually the meeting broke up, but as Kayla turned to go, she felt a firm hand on her shoulder, and turned to see Kes, accompanied by Lieutenant Akane. The corporal motioned with her head to step to one side. They were all visibly exhausted, but there was obviously more that needed to be said before they could call it a night.
“So, Lance Corporal Barnes,” the platoon leader began, “I’ve got Raiders clamoring to buy you a drink and demanding that I put in the paperwork for a medal. It seems that the two operators who were first to arrive at the scene, Shaklia and Guiying, were quickly neutralized by Rayker. Without your help, they might both have been killed, instead of currently comatose, but alive. Not to mention how many others in that hallway she might have exacted her revenge on.”
“Ma’am, I take full responsibility for my actions and—”
“Goddammit Barnes, it’s been a long night and I don’t need you interrupting me when I’m dressing you down.”
Kayla fell silent.
“So, whilst your act of heroism undoubtedly should be recognized, it needs to be balanced against the reality that you effectively deserted your squad, without communication, or co-ordination, and without letting them catch up to support you. Leaving Corporal Rudaski here in the impossible position of splitting her squad in two, so your fire team could be led on a not-so-merry goose chase, while she held down the perimeter.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Squads may be composed of two fire teams, Barnes, but they do not separate out of contact. They are a single, cohesive unit of Rangers that support each other through thick or thin.”
Kayla nodded tiredly.
Akane cocked her head. “In hindsight everything turned out okay. But what if you had been wrong?”
Kayla met her eyes with an expression of confusion. “Ma’am?”
“As far as we know, a missile system thirty kilometers away just upped and generated its own firing solution. Someone knew we were going for Rakyer, and they tried to stop us. But what if the strike wasn’t enough? What if there was a risk of her being deeper in the chateau? What if this unknown adversary had a ground team nearby, whose job it was to approach the chateau and extract Rayker? If they had seen your movement, and gone for the perimeter covered by your weakened and distracted squad, you could be looking at four dead Rangers. Am I wrong, Barnes?”
“No, ma’am.” Kayla looked down, and felt a cold dread flooding her veins. “Ma’am I sincerely apologize for my actions. I lost control.”
“I’m not so sure,” Kes interjected. “This isn’t the first time I’ve had to speak to you about your lone-wolf approach.”
“I approved your promotion,” Lieutenant Akane said, “because you drive hard to be a better Ranger, and you push the others to keep up. As much as I hate to criticize heroic actions and quick thinking, it seems clear that you tore off because you have a deep comfort with leaving your team behind to take on the world by yourself. If you can’t get past your own ego, you’re a danger to all of us. Any more solo adventures, and I’m going to drop you back to private.”
Kayla’s stomach knotted. Up until that moment, she had been totally convinced she had been justified in taking off, but she hadn’t even considered the possibility of another threat. And, now that she was forced to think about it, why would Rayker have hung around to finish off the downed Valkyrie? She certainly knew she only had seconds to get away.
Doubt and shame swirled together through the tiredness and left Kayla with only one certainty. She didn’t have all the answers. With her lack of experience, she should obviously listen to her seniors and do her best to earn their respect. But Kes had stuck her neck out for her with the early promotion, and now she had embarrassed them both in the eyes of the platoon leader.
Kayla hung her head, and nodded her acknowledgement.
Akane rubbed her eyes. “Corporal Rudaski, you’ll put her on probation for the next three months. Any slip-ups, and I’m dropping her to private again.”
“Yes ma’am,” Kes replied.
They saluted, and watched as the lieutenant walked away. Kayla began to head back to her bunk, but Kes stopped her.
“One more thing, Barnes. If I ever hear you question one of my girls’ courage in front of the squad again, I’m going to have you transferred out of the battalion. Understand?”
Kayla was shocked. On the dropship, the thought of abandoning the hunt for Rayker had left her so angry. Had she really been that callous when she snapped at Ray?
“Yes, Corporal,” she nodded shamefully.
“That kind of leadership is a cancer that has to be destroyed before it can spread.” Her expression softened. “But I want to leave you the benefit of the doubt. Your judgment tonight wasn’t all that clear, was it? I mean, Christie was pretty vulnerable, alone in that chateau.”
Kes paused as she rubbed her neck. Kayla noticed her fingers brushing the chain of a necklace, which she knew to be identical to her own, but with more names.
“You know,” Kes said hesitantly, “we were all heartbroken by Rose’s death—”
Kayla shook her head and her words came out in a rush. “That has nothing to do with anything. Right? I am fully aware that everyone carries their own burden, and I’m carrying mine. Okay, I screwed up and made a bad call. I’ll own it in the hot wash, and I’ll commit to working on myself as a better fire team leader.”
Without waiting for a response, she turned and strode away, as icy fingers threatened to crush her heart.
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Kayla followed her squad into a dropship and took the free seat next to Kes. The frantic treatment and evacuation of wounded Raiders had gone smoothly, and as far as Kayla knew, no-one had been pronounced killed in action.
The vessel’s ramp closed and it lifted into the night. Through a window, Kayla saw the mountains recede below them as they climbed to orbit. She tapped her helmet’s release and servos whined as the faceplate retracted.
“What’s going on?” she demanded.
Kes raised her own vizor. “We’re returning to the Banshee,” she said.
Kayla began to protest, but the corporal held up a hand.
“Just take it easy, will you? I don’t know what’s going either, but the order came direct from General Smyrna.”
“Rayker’s out there and wounded. Aren’t we going after her?”
Kes returned her frustrated expression with raised eyebrows, and Kayla realized that she shouldn’t push the issue. She would simply have to wait.
Another helmet popped open. “Kayla,” Ray said, with an edge to her voice, “I obviously wasn’t there with you in the castle. Didn’t you say you surprised Rayker when you tried to shoot her?”
Kayla nodded.
“But she’d already been shot up by the Raiders? How many times?”
“Six, Christie said.”
Ray gave her a significant look. “Well, you’re the best pistol shot in the company. How is it possible she got away from you?”
Kayla shook her head. She was also confused about what exactly had happened. “I don’t know. She was just too fast.”
“So, she heals crazy fast, yeah? And now that she’s alert and on the move, she could pick us to pieces while we try to chase her down.”
Kayla flashed her fire team member a look of disdain. “You know what, Ray, I didn’t join Valkyrie because I wanted a safe and easy life—”
“Barnes knock it off,” Kes hissed. “This decision is over our heads, so let it go. We’ll get a full briefing on the Banshee. Got it?”
Kayla felt the pain of bottled-up anger, but the squad leader was right. She glanced back at Ray, but the woman had already sealed up her helmet and was watching the planet recede out the window.
On the opposite seat of the ship, Kayla made out the form of Tian, and gave her a kick, but her helmet remained closed, and she didn’t respond. Further down the bay, Thandi caught her eye and gave a quick shake of her head.
That brought Kayla up short. Even her best friend looked like she was pissed at her, and that only happened when she genuinely screwed up.
She carefully felt down her chest rig and pulled a silver necklace out from a pouch—the only place she kept it when she wasn’t wearing it. It was a simple piece of jewelry consisting of a chain looped through a small coin which was engraved with a name. She tied the chain around her wrist so it couldn’t fall off, and held the coin tightly in her hand. The adrenaline in her blood stream began to fade, and she soon crashed with exhaustion.
The Rangers passed an uncomfortable flight of several hours, struggling to sleep in the awkward seats of the dropship. Once they began their approach to the Banshee, hidden in the shadow of Ambrosia’s moon, Kes began to wake them. Yawning and sleepy eyed, they piled out into the hangar of their mothership.
“Team leaders!” Lieutanant Akane called to the disembarking Rangers. “Gather on me. The rest of you are on standdown—take care of your kit, get some showers and food.”
Kayla stayed with Kes as they followed Akane, and the rest of the company’s NCOs and officers, over to a corner of the Banshee’s hangar, where Captain Aguilar and her headquarters staff were waiting.
“Is that everyone?” Aguilar asked as she eyed the assembled Rangers. “Okay take a knee, and I’ll bring you up to speed. I know a lot of you were surprised to see us returning to the Banshee while our principal target is on the run, but here’s what’s happening.”
Her company first sergeant activated a holo-projector and a spider web relief of the mountains they had left took shape from the light rays. A small point of light was nestled in the river canyon, just outside a major beach resort, twenty miles from the chateau.
Aguilar gestured to the display. “One of the team members in the chateau was able to plant a tracking device on Rayker’s body before she regained consciousness. This is her current location. She is obviously resting in a concealed position, near a civilian population center.”
Murmurs ran through the small crowd. Kayla’s jaw clenched.
“A couple of things are immediately obvious from tonight’s events,” Aguilar continued. “Point one; she made this trip in thirty minutes. After the Raiders shot her to pieces.”
This announcement was met with whistles and gasps of disbelief. Kayla shivered. What was it going to take to put her down for good?
“She went straight for a public place,” Aguilar continued, “because she knows we would want to avoid exposure. That should tell you how much she’s figured out about this organization.”
“Or already knew,” a voice said to a few murmurs of agreement.
“You keep thoughts like that to yourself,” Aguilar snapped. “I’m not having rumors and speculation distracting the company from this mission. Anyone who just mouthed off can consider this your first and final warning to pull your head out of your ass.”
Nobody so much as shifted their weight.
“Point two;” Aguilar continued, “her speed indicates how problematic a chase could be, even if she’s unarmed. Command cannot take the risk of a protracted battle that roams across such a public area. Point three—and this is where it gets really concerning—the missile launch that hit the building tonight came from a battery of Ambrosia’s sky defense. Intel indicates it was hacked remotely.”
Silence followed this statement. Anti-air missiles did not target buildings, which meant that either the launch had been planned ahead of time, or someone had pulled off an obscenely difficult system takeover and then reprogrammed a guidance head with only a few minutes of warning. Both possibilities were equally appalling.
“So, as we have suspected for some time, Rayker has an extremely powerful friend in the galaxy. Tonight, we were given proof of that relationship in spades. Someone was able to see what was happening at the chateau and reacted immediately to protect her, cutting out dozens of command-and-control links in seconds. Ladies, we have to face the fact that we are out of our depth if we try to fight our target within Helvet-controlled space.”
Kayla’s expression turned sour. Around the half-circle, other Rangers looked similarly morose.
Aguilar sighed heavily before she continued. “The decision has been made to let her go in the hopes that she will lead us towards her benefactor. Or at least somewhere that helps us better understand her support network.”
Heads shook and voices grumbled. Even though the conclusion had been obvious since the words ‘tracking device’, Kayla still felt angry, and cheated. But she couldn’t argue with the rationality behind the decision and resigned herself to the general opinion that they were all back to square one.
“The Task Force will remain close on her trail and, if this device sends out its tampering alert, we will close in for the kill as soon as we can.” Aguilar paused and ran a hand through her hair. “I don’t mind telling all of you that letting this animal go, after so much work and preparation, burns my soul. But we have to face the fact that our organization is behind the curve on a truly profound threat within human civilization. I, for one, want to do whatever it takes to get to the bottom of it. So—food, showers and rest, and be ready for a fast turnaround. We might need to pounce at a moment’s notice.”
She looked around the assembled faces. “Questions or comments?”
Kayla cleared her throat. “Ma’am, I suggest we nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Several Rangers laughed while Aguilar cracked a wry smile. “Thank you, ‘Great Destroyer’ Barnes, for that insight. I will be sure to pass it up the chain.
Some of the anger eased with the moment, and Kayla began to feel the creeping cloud of fatigue fog her mind. The officers had a few other questions about the company’s readiness, which Kayla, in her unhappy state, took as further evidence that nothing reassured them more in times of stress than the sound of their own voices.
Eventually the meeting broke up, but as Kayla turned to go, she felt a firm hand on her shoulder, and turned to see Kes, accompanied by Lieutenant Akane. The corporal motioned with her head to step to one side. They were all visibly exhausted, but there was obviously more that needed to be said before they could call it a night.
“So, Lance Corporal Barnes,” the platoon leader began, “I’ve got Raiders clamoring to buy you a drink and demanding that I put in the paperwork for a medal. It seems that the two operators who were first to arrive at the scene, Shaklia and Guiying, were quickly neutralized by Rayker. Without your help, they might both have been killed, instead of currently comatose, but alive. Not to mention how many others in that hallway she might have exacted her revenge on.”
“Ma’am, I take full responsibility for my actions and—”
“Goddammit Barnes, it’s been a long night and I don’t need you interrupting me when I’m dressing you down.”
Kayla fell silent.
“So, whilst your act of heroism undoubtedly should be recognized, it needs to be balanced against the reality that you effectively deserted your squad, without communication, or co-ordination, and without letting them catch up to support you. Leaving Corporal Rudaski here in the impossible position of splitting her squad in two, so your fire team could be led on a not-so-merry goose chase, while she held down the perimeter.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Squads may be composed of two fire teams, Barnes, but they do not separate out of contact. They are a single, cohesive unit of Rangers that support each other through thick or thin.”
Kayla nodded tiredly.
Akane cocked her head. “In hindsight everything turned out okay. But what if you had been wrong?”
Kayla met her eyes with an expression of confusion. “Ma’am?”
“As far as we know, a missile system thirty kilometers away just upped and generated its own firing solution. Someone knew we were going for Rakyer, and they tried to stop us. But what if the strike wasn’t enough? What if there was a risk of her being deeper in the chateau? What if this unknown adversary had a ground team nearby, whose job it was to approach the chateau and extract Rayker? If they had seen your movement, and gone for the perimeter covered by your weakened and distracted squad, you could be looking at four dead Rangers. Am I wrong, Barnes?”
“No, ma’am.” Kayla looked down, and felt a cold dread flooding her veins. “Ma’am I sincerely apologize for my actions. I lost control.”
“I’m not so sure,” Kes interjected. “This isn’t the first time I’ve had to speak to you about your lone-wolf approach.”
“I approved your promotion,” Lieutenant Akane said, “because you drive hard to be a better Ranger, and you push the others to keep up. As much as I hate to criticize heroic actions and quick thinking, it seems clear that you tore off because you have a deep comfort with leaving your team behind to take on the world by yourself. If you can’t get past your own ego, you’re a danger to all of us. Any more solo adventures, and I’m going to drop you back to private.”
Kayla’s stomach knotted. Up until that moment, she had been totally convinced she had been justified in taking off, but she hadn’t even considered the possibility of another threat. And, now that she was forced to think about it, why would Rayker have hung around to finish off the downed Valkyrie? She certainly knew she only had seconds to get away.
Doubt and shame swirled together through the tiredness and left Kayla with only one certainty. She didn’t have all the answers. With her lack of experience, she should obviously listen to her seniors and do her best to earn their respect. But Kes had stuck her neck out for her with the early promotion, and now she had embarrassed them both in the eyes of the platoon leader.
Kayla hung her head, and nodded her acknowledgement.
Akane rubbed her eyes. “Corporal Rudaski, you’ll put her on probation for the next three months. Any slip-ups, and I’m dropping her to private again.”
“Yes ma’am,” Kes replied.
They saluted, and watched as the lieutenant walked away. Kayla began to head back to her bunk, but Kes stopped her.
“One more thing, Barnes. If I ever hear you question one of my girls’ courage in front of the squad again, I’m going to have you transferred out of the battalion. Understand?”
Kayla was shocked. On the dropship, the thought of abandoning the hunt for Rayker had left her so angry. Had she really been that callous when she snapped at Ray?
“Yes, Corporal,” she nodded shamefully.
“That kind of leadership is a cancer that has to be destroyed before it can spread.” Her expression softened. “But I want to leave you the benefit of the doubt. Your judgment tonight wasn’t all that clear, was it? I mean, Christie was pretty vulnerable, alone in that chateau.”
Kes paused as she rubbed her neck. Kayla noticed her fingers brushing the chain of a necklace, which she knew to be identical to her own, but with more names.
“You know,” Kes said hesitantly, “we were all heartbroken by Rose’s death—”
Kayla shook her head and her words came out in a rush. “That has nothing to do with anything. Right? I am fully aware that everyone carries their own burden, and I’m carrying mine. Okay, I screwed up and made a bad call. I’ll own it in the hot wash, and I’ll commit to working on myself as a better fire team leader.”
Without waiting for a response, she turned and strode away, as icy fingers threatened to crush her heart.
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It's a rich, natural vanilla that works exceptionally well in simple smoothies or even as a boost to my morning coffee. I particularly love the hint of sweetness without the sugar overload, making it suitable even for those on a low-carb or keto diet. And the best part? It doesn't leave that dreadful chalky aftertaste in my mouth! However, there's one minor issue I've encountered. Like any powdered substance, it can be challenging to blend it entirely with ice, making a few ice chunks a regular visitor in my shake. But hey, maybe that's a good excuse to slow down and enjoy my shake rather than gulp it down in a hurry! In conclusion, if you're in search of a delicious, all-natural protein powder that mixes well, tastes great, and caters to various dietary preferences - the Simply Vanilla Protein Powder by Clean Simple Eats is worth a try. An added bonus is that I feel good about consuming something that doesn't have a long list of unpronounceable ingredients. Happy blending! 🔗Clean Lean Protein: Tasty & Nutritioushttps://preview.redd.it/82ch0wyhpk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a297673abb8456a46d09f0cf23f2a771e9738ea6 I recently incorporated the Nuzest Clean Lean Protein into my daily routine, and I couldn't be happier with my decision. As someone who leads a healthy lifestyle, I was instantly drawn to its all-natural, allergen-free formula. The chocolate flavor is rich and indulgent, but unlike other protein powders, it doesn't have an overwhelmingly sweet taste or a chalky texture. Mixing it is a breeze, and the consistency is perfect for blending into my favorite smoothies. One of the most appealing aspects of this protein powder is its impeccable ingredient list. It's free from gluten, dairy, soy, and other common allergens, making it suitable for a wide range of dietary needs. Additionally, it boasts a high protein content without any added sugars, artificial flavors, or other unwanted fillers. I also appreciate that it's made from premium European golden peas, which ensures consistency in quality and nutritional value. While the taste and texture of the Nuzest Clean Lean Protein have been nothing short of exceptional, I have encountered a few minor drawbacks. For one, it is slightly more expensive than other protein powders on the market. Additionally, some users may find the natural sweetness of the chocolate flavor to be too subtle, though this can be easily remedied by adding a touch of honey or other natural sweeteners. In conclusion, I wholeheartedly recommend the Nuzest Clean Lean Protein to anyone seeking a high-quality, allergen-free protein supplement. Its taste, texture, and ingredient list are truly unmatched, and I have no doubt that it will become a staple in my daily routine for years to come. 🔗Clean Simple Eats Powdered Peanut Butterhttps://preview.redd.it/coxjzk2ipk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d12caee154cdfb081939108d55cbb24ffdece8f I recently got my hands on Clean Simple Eats' Offbeat Butters Powdered Peanut Butter and I've been incorporating it into my daily meals ever since. Imagine your favorite peanut butter, but with less than half the calories and one-eighth of the fat! This powdered peanut butter packs a protein punch too, making it a guilt-free addition to any dish. I've found that it's incredibly versatile - perfect for adding that rich, nutty flavor to smoothies, protein shakes, or even transforming into a spread! The taste of this powdered peanut butter is spot-on, with a creamy, smooth texture that melts in your mouth. It's truly a game-changer, especially if you're trying to cut back on the fat content in your favorite peanut butter treats. I love how effortless it is to mix up a serving, too; just combine two parts water with one part powder, and you've got a decadent spread that's perfect on toast, apples, or anything your heart desires. However, one downside I've noticed is that the flavor is a little on the mild side compared to traditional peanut butter. If you're someone who loves their peanut butter with a strong, robust taste, you may find this powdered version a bit lacking in that department. Additionally, while the nutritional benefits are undeniable, some users may find the price point a bit steep for what is essentially a protein-enhanced powder. In conclusion, Clean Simple Eats' Offbeat Butters Powdered Peanut Butter is a delicious and nutritious addition to any kitchen. Its versatility, clean ingredients, and impressive macros make it a top choice for those looking to indulge in the creamy goodness of peanut butter without sacrificing their health goals. While it may not be an exact replica of traditional peanut butter, it's definitely worth a try for anyone seeking a healthier alternative to their favorite spread. 🔗Clean Simple Eats Fresh Whey Protein for Muscle Building and Recoveryhttps://preview.redd.it/ebongnmipk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431f109efba2d3d25236d25b7ad02a1687ecce4e I have been using the Fresh Whey Protein, Simply Snickerdoodle, as a convenient source of protein in my daily life. I absolutely love the Snickerdoodle flavor! It has a smooth texture and mixes perfectly into any shake or protein-based recipe, making it incredibly versatile for those on a fitness journey. One of the main highlights of this product is its 26g of pasture fed protein isolate in every scoop. This ensures that I am getting the most quality and muscle-building benefits from my protein shake. I've noticed a significant improvement in my recovery time since I started using this protein powder, which has been a game-changer for my workouts. However, there is one con that I've encountered. I have had issues trying to cancel my subscription, and their customer service seems a bit unresponsive at times. It would be ideal if they could improve their communication process to better assist their customers. Overall, I am extremely satisfied with the Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder, especially the Fresh Whey Protein Isolate, Simply Snickerdoodle flavor. The taste, quality, and mixability make it a must-have for anyone seeking a high-quality protein powder to achieve their fitness goals. 🔗Delicious Vanilla Milkshake Protein Powder for Body Support and Muscle Recoveryhttps://preview.redd.it/vmelq03jpk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6517f924293893206e0505ec83f544c881338b3d I've been using this Vanilla Milkshake 100% Whey Protein Isolate for a few months now, and I can't tell you how amazing it is! The moment I tasted it, I was blown away by its creamy vanilla flavor with just the right hint of sweetness. It's like a milkshake, but with all the benefits of whey protein isolate. As someone who loves to work out, I really appreciate the effectiveness of this protein powder. After every workout, I make sure to have a shake made with this Vanilla Milkshake whey protein powder to support my muscles during recovery and growth. The whey protein isolate is quickly absorbed into my body, providing the amino acids necessary to rebuild and repair muscle tissue. One of the things I love about this product is how versatile it is. I usually mix it with water, but sometimes I'll blend it up with milk for a creamier texture. And let's not forget how easy it is to whisk up a smooth, no-lump shake. The nutritional profile of this whey protein isolate is also top-notch. It's low in fat, sugar, and carbs, making it a great choice for those watching their macros. Plus, it's gluten-free and free of artificial colors, flavors, and preservatives, so I know I'm fueling my body with a clean, healthy product. Another thing that really stands out about this 100% Whey Protein Isolate is the quality of its ingredients. It's pure and potent, without any unwanted fillers or additives. This is important to me because I want to make sure I'm getting the most out of every scoop I take. Overall, I am incredibly satisfied with the Vanilla Milkshake 100% Whey Protein Isolate. It's definitely my go-to protein supplement for helping me achieve my fitness goals. If you're looking for a delicious, effective, and clean protein source, I would highly recommend giving this product a try! 🔗Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder with 24g of Pure Protein per Servinghttps://preview.redd.it/1yjulgejpk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=714252e9c15769e0e61c43d18039fc2bdcdf1909 I recently started using Just Ingredients Protein Powder my daily workout routine, and I must say, it has been a game-changer. Not only does it provide a hefty dose of pure protein (24g per serving), but it's also free from sugar, gluten, artificial sweeteners, and other unwanted components. I can definitely feel the difference in muscle growth and recovery since I made the switch. One thing that really stands out to me is the taste. It's like having a cheat treat without the guilt, since it's made from clean, real food ingredients. I've tried a few flavors, like chocolate and vanilla, and they've all been delicious. Plus, I've seen some mouth-watering recipes using this protein powder on social media that I can't wait to try out! However, I would like to mention that the price point for this product is a bit on the higher side compared to some other protein powders I've tried. But given the quality of the ingredients and the benefits I've experienced, I think it's worth the investment. All in all, I am very satisfied with Just Ingredients Protein Powder and would recommend it to anyone looking to fuel their fitness journey with clean and effective protein sources. 🔗Energy Boosting Strawberry Watermelon Mixhttps://preview.redd.it/419hka2lpk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c960ead7ec0a0b4d8addd0067221b7361bf66c2b I recently tried the Clean Simple Eats - Energy Mix Strawberry Watermelon, and I must say, it's quickly become my go-to drink for when I need an extra boost of energy. The natural electrolytes from coconut and watermelon water work wonders, along with the B vitamins and 100mg of natural caffeine. It's perfect for a workout session or just a pick-me-up during the day. One of the things that stood out to me is the taste. It's fruity and tropical, which makes it incredibly enjoyable to drink. Another highlight is that it's made with natural ingredients, which not only makes it taste better but also feels better on my body. Plus, the packaging is super cute and user-friendly - just scoop, mix, and enjoy! On the downside, some users mentioned that the taste can be a bit tart for some people's liking. While I personally didn't find it too tart, it's worth considering if you prefer a sweeter drink. Another con some might experience is the caffeine content. If you're sensitive to caffeine or trying to cut back, this might not be the best option for you. Overall, I've found the Clean Simple Eats - Energy Mix Strawberry Watermelon to be a delicious and effective way to get an energy boost. Its natural ingredients and fruity taste make it a pleasure to drink, and its ability to boost performance and mood make it a must-have for anyone looking for a healthier alternative to sugary energy drinks. Buyer's GuideNone https://preview.redd.it/mquu5m5lpk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e363078ca7a28b002ab96243e1b82bcb3c6731 FAQWhat is Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder?Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder is a line of high-quality, paleo-friendly protein powders made with wholesome, non-GMO ingredients. The powders come in various flavors and can be used in smoothies, baking, and other recipes to boost protein intake. https://preview.redd.it/nnzulljlpk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b60d2197f529c98b8cc8424324c4ad31a5600502 How does Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder compare to other protein powders on the market?Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder stands out for its commitment to real, whole-food based ingredients, making it a popular choice for those following a paleo, keto, or gluten-free diet. The powders are free of artificial sweeteners, additives, and preservatives, setting them apart from many mainstream protein powders.What flavors are available for Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder?Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder comes in several flavors, including Vanilla Bean, Chocolate Milkshake, Cinnamon Roll, and Unflavored. New flavors are occasionally introduced as well, so be sure to check the product’s website for the most up-to-date information. https://preview.redd.it/pzyz1kxlpk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23dfcfe21e566ad82d9bfe4cec6d54b7c2ee1a75 How much protein is in each serving of Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder?Each serving of Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder contains 20 grams of protein. The precise ingredient list and nutritional information may vary slightly depending on the specific flavor you choose.Can Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder be mixed with water?While Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder can be mixed with water for a quick and easy shake, it is recommended to use a non-dairy milk or blend it into a smoothie for optimal flavor and texture. https://preview.redd.it/umzdg09mpk1d1.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8ec8161eb45fd0009ee97e2071e0e4ee98e4bc In addition to shakes, what other ways can I use Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder?Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder is versatile and can be used in a wide range of recipes, including protein pancakes, muffins, brownies, and energy balls. You can also use it in savory recipes like meatballs or chili to help boost protein intake.Is Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder suitable for allergen-sufferers?Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder is made without dairy, soy, or gluten, making it a great option for individuals with allergies or dietary restrictions. However, if you have a specific allergy or ingredient concern, it is advisable to review the product label carefully before using.Why should I choose Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder over other protein powders?Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder is a top choice for health-conscious individuals who prioritize high-quality, whole-food based ingredients in their diet. The non-GMO, paleo-friendly formulas are free of artificial sweeteners, additives, and preservatives, making them a good option for those looking for a clean-label protein source.How do I store Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder?Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder should be stored in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain optimal freshness and flavor. Once opened, be sure to reseal the bag or container tightly after each use.How much does Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder cost?The price of Clean Simple Eats Protein Powder can vary slightly depending on the specific flavor and quantity you choose. Typically, a 1-pound bag of the protein powder costs around $35-$45, while bulk purchase options may offer some savings.As an Amazon™ Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases. |
2024.05.20 10:02 ChiefjusticeDS JaneJaw Hammers Deck
 | Hi all. submitted by ChiefjusticeDS to MarvelSnapDecks [link] [comments] I've been playing around with this recently and have been enjoying some success with it. I loved the original JaneJaw deck and actually spent 6000 tokens on BRB to try and recapture that magic... Then Lockjaw got nerfed two days later and I felt that familiar sadness in my stomach. The play lines here are similar to the original JaneJaw decks, play low cost cards into Lockjaw to cheat out high cost cards. Use BRB and Thor to generate new low cost cards to feed to the dog and ideally cycle these back to your hand with Jane Foster. With this deck there are a couple of different lines to use and we aren't wholly reliant on Lockjaw making an appearance. Thor - BRB - Jane - Hammers & Odin is a great combo, people don't always account for the second hammer activation. The alternative to the above is to use Lockjaw in combination with BRB or Thor to get some high cost cards out early, usually you can anticipate at least one of your hammers making an appearance and Jane is solid power if you have nothing else to play. Card choices: Zabu - Hey we know this guy! He's here to help cheat Lockjaw or one of our other 4 drops out on turn 3. Though after that he does just sit there, reminding you that everything dies and nothing lasts forever. You could replace him with another low cost card, I've experimented with Psylocke, Sunspot and White Widow, all felt ok in this spot. Jeff - He's just great, good to play on curve and gets into all those hard to reach places. Iron Lad - I originally had Jubilee on this spot, I prefer Lad because he can copy hammers, Doom, Alioth and Odin without taking up an additional board space, all of which is generally helpful. Alioth - Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition and nobody expects this guy anymore. I played around with Red Hulk in this space and he's viable if you want to aim for pure power. I did find I was losing to Tribunal and Hela decks with him, playing Alioth and some of the hammers on 6 can solve that issue for you. I like him in this spot but he could be swapped out. Blink - She's not in this deck. I tried to include her, I love a fashion as much as the next exhausted and bankrupt consumer but I found I didn't really want to swap out any of my 4 costs and I'd never play her if Jane was in hand. If you want to add her you could swap out Lad or Jeff, see if I care (I probably will, please share your deck). Counters: Leech - Absolutely rinses this deck, there's no way round it. If they drop Leech and knacker all your on reveal cards just leave and let them enjoy their 1 cube, my gift to you, enjoy it. I'm not a fan of the Leech/Blink Meta so I'm just powering straight through it. Can't stop, won't stop etc. Shadow King and Shang are the obvious counters as already mentioned. I've actually seen very little Shadow King, but it's generally a good idea to play Thor and BRB in separate lanes to avoid losing both. Sandman - Not a disaster depending on your board state but we generally want to play multiple cards on T6 and this makes that difficult. Conclusion: Enjoy. If you make this deck work better by changing cards out I'd be genuinely interested. I'm currently sitting at just under a 60% win rate even with Leech infesting the meta. Bit I always forget: CL: 14,000 (0) Wasp(2) Jeff the Baby Land Shark(2) Zabu(3) Thor(4) Lockjaw(4) Beta Ray Bill(4) Iron Lad(5) Jane Foster Mighty Thor(6) Doctor Doom(6) Alioth(6) Odin(6) MagnetoeyJDYXJkcyI6W3siQ2FyZERlZklkIjoiV2FzcCJ9LHsiQ2FyZERlZklkIjoiSmVmZlRoZUJhYnlMYW5kU2hhcmsifSx7IkNhcmREZWZJZCI6IkphbmVGb3N0ZXIifSx7IkNhcmREZWZJZCI6IkJldGFSYXlCaWxsIn0seyJDYXJkRGVmSWQiOiJUaG9yIn0seyJDYXJkRGVmSWQiOiJPZGluIn0seyJDYXJkRGVmSWQiOiJNYWduZXRvIn0seyJDYXJkRGVmSWQiOiJEckRvb20ifSx7IkNhcmREZWZJZCI6IkxvY2tqYXcifSx7IkNhcmREZWZJZCI6IkFsaW90aCJ9LHsiQ2FyZERlZklkIjoiSXJvbkxhZCJ9LHsiQ2FyZERlZklkIjoiWmFidSJ9XX0=To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and paste it from the deck editing menu in Snap. |
2024.05.20 09:01 Adrenaline--Rush Latest Trends in Online Gambling: What to Expect in 2024
 | https://preview.redd.it/8orb8k2j5j1d1.jpg?width=6133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49fc59644ff0b6587652115303c5b31a7947c8e5 submitted by Adrenaline--Rush to u/Adrenaline--Rush [link] [comments] The world of online gambling is always evolving, bringing new excitement and opportunities for players around the globe. As we move into 2024, several trends are set to transform the way we experience online casinos and Sports betting. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just curious about the industry, these upcoming trends are sure to pique your interest. 1. Virtual Reality Casinos: Step Into a New WorldImagine walking into a casino from the comfort of your home, interacting with other players and dealers as if you were there in person. Virtual Reality (VR) is making this possible. In 2024, VR casinos are expected to become more mainstream. Equipped with a VR headset, players can immerse themselves in a 3D casino environment, complete with lifelike sounds and visuals. This technology not only enhances the gaming experience but also makes it more social and interactive.2. Cryptocurrency and Blockchain: The Future of PaymentsCryptocurrency has been making waves in various industries, and online gambling is no exception. More online casinos are accepting cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, and others, providing players with faster, more secure transactions. Blockchain technology, which underpins these digital currencies, also ensures transparency and fairness in games. Expect to see an increase in crypto-friendly casinos and blockchain-based gaming platforms in 2024, offering players better privacy and security.3. Mobile Gaming: Gambling on the GoWith smartphones becoming more powerful and ubiquitous, mobile gaming is set to dominate the online gambling scene. Developers are focusing on creating mobile-first games that offer seamless gameplay on smaller screens. In 2024, expect to see a surge in high-quality mobile casino apps and games, allowing you to place bets, spin the reels, or play a hand of poker anytime, anywhere. This trend caters to the growing demand for convenience and accessibility in online gambling.4. Esports Betting: A Growing MarketEsports has exploded in popularity over the past few years, and betting on these competitive gaming events is following suit. As more people tune into esports tournaments, the market for esports betting is expanding. In 2024, online casinos and sportsbooks are likely to offer more betting options on a wide range of esports events, from popular games like League of Legends and Dota 2 to newer titles. This trend is attracting a younger demographic of gamblers who are already engaged in the gaming community.5. Artificial Intelligence: Smarter and Safer GamblingArtificial Intelligence (AI) is revolutionizing many industries, and online gambling is no different. In 2024, AI will play a significant role in enhancing user experience and ensuring responsible gambling. AI algorithms can analyze player behavior to offer personalized game recommendations and promotions. Additionally, AI can help detect problem gambling patterns early, providing timely support to those in need. This technology makes online gambling not only more enjoyable but also safer for players.Conclusion: Get Ready for an Exciting Year2024 is shaping up to be an exciting year for online gambling, with innovative trends set to transform the industry. From immersive VR casinos and secure cryptocurrency payments to the convenience of mobile gaming, the growth of esports betting, and the smart use of AI, there’s a lot to look forward to. These trends promise to make online gambling more engaging, accessible, and safe for everyone.Stay ahead of the curve and experience these trends first-hand at Khelosports. Whether you’re a seasoned gambler or new to the scene, our platform is ready to offer you the best of what 2024 has in store. Happy gaming! |
2024.05.20 07:31 Empty_Negotiation_66 My girlfriend was groomed by her ex-boyfriend and her family continues to have a relationship with him
From Christmas gatherings to birthday wishes and Mother’s Day greetings it all makes me (21M) uncomfortable when it comes from a 32 year-old texting his 22 year old ex-girlfriend and her relatives.
Her younger brother (16M) recently called to wish him a happy birthday.
From what I understand about their relationship, my girlfriend (22F) first met him when she was 15 and he was 24 before they started to date when she turned 17 and they eventually moved in together when she turned 18 and graduated high school. Her family saw little to no issue with the age gap and the fact that a grown man had been having sex with a high school girl. She told me she lived with him for 4 years while he proceeded to cheat on her, abuse her, and live off of her before she moved back to our area.
Unfortunately, I hadn’t realized the proximity of their breakup to our first meeting. For example, it turned out that the dog they shared for that time had only been put down a couple of week before us meeting and, although she had broken up with him months earlier, she had continued to visit him and vice-versa in order to see the dog still. Her parents are not the most emotionally available people as well and her brother who is now 16 has had this pedophile as an influence in his life for the better part of 5 years now.
I started to feel uneasy about his connection to the family when we had only been dating a month and Christmas came around. She’d been working on Christmas Eve and the day of so I hadn’t invited her to my family gatherings but she had then mentioned to me that her younger brother asked to have her ex over for their Christmas celebration. So, she ended up cooking dinner and having him over, I felt that it was not my place to tell this family how to celebrate their holiday and didn’t want to be an overbearing and controlling partner. I above all wish she would have asked me about everything rather than telling me about it.
There’s been other instances of his influence rearing its head in our relationship as well but recently I had really put this negativity behind me. I felt me and her brother building a bond recently when I showed him some auto maintenance but I couldn’t help but still feel obsolete,unnecessary, and ultimately disgusted when I hear that her brother still wants to/feels the need to call a pedophilic child-grooming, woman abuser for a happy birthday message.
I’d raised this issue with her before and she has ceased contact with him and asking me what else I feel can be done about it. She explains that he had indeed been apart of his life for most of his formative years and he did not view him in the same way that I had due to the relationship they had so she also respects the connection that they have regardless of whether or not they’re dating and the fact that he’s never acted inappropriately around the younger brother.
I’m just not sure how to curve my reaction or if there is anything that can be done to change the situation. This truly feels like the woman I love and I think a lot of this “jealousy” comes down to me wanting to live my life with this woman free from anything that brings stress into her world but the constant reminder of a pedophile wanes on me as he continues to consistently have an impact on the people around her.
TL;DR My girlfriend’s younger brother recently called her child-grooming ex to wish him a happy birthday and it brings back feelings of inadequacy regarding my ability to be the one to provide.
submitted by Empty_Negotiation_66 to secondary_survivors [link] [comments]
Her younger brother (16M) recently called to wish him a happy birthday.
From what I understand about their relationship, my girlfriend (22F) first met him when she was 15 and he was 24 before they started to date when she turned 17 and they eventually moved in together when she turned 18 and graduated high school. Her family saw little to no issue with the age gap and the fact that a grown man had been having sex with a high school girl. She told me she lived with him for 4 years while he proceeded to cheat on her, abuse her, and live off of her before she moved back to our area.
Unfortunately, I hadn’t realized the proximity of their breakup to our first meeting. For example, it turned out that the dog they shared for that time had only been put down a couple of week before us meeting and, although she had broken up with him months earlier, she had continued to visit him and vice-versa in order to see the dog still. Her parents are not the most emotionally available people as well and her brother who is now 16 has had this pedophile as an influence in his life for the better part of 5 years now.
I started to feel uneasy about his connection to the family when we had only been dating a month and Christmas came around. She’d been working on Christmas Eve and the day of so I hadn’t invited her to my family gatherings but she had then mentioned to me that her younger brother asked to have her ex over for their Christmas celebration. So, she ended up cooking dinner and having him over, I felt that it was not my place to tell this family how to celebrate their holiday and didn’t want to be an overbearing and controlling partner. I above all wish she would have asked me about everything rather than telling me about it.
There’s been other instances of his influence rearing its head in our relationship as well but recently I had really put this negativity behind me. I felt me and her brother building a bond recently when I showed him some auto maintenance but I couldn’t help but still feel obsolete,unnecessary, and ultimately disgusted when I hear that her brother still wants to/feels the need to call a pedophilic child-grooming, woman abuser for a happy birthday message.
I’d raised this issue with her before and she has ceased contact with him and asking me what else I feel can be done about it. She explains that he had indeed been apart of his life for most of his formative years and he did not view him in the same way that I had due to the relationship they had so she also respects the connection that they have regardless of whether or not they’re dating and the fact that he’s never acted inappropriately around the younger brother.
I’m just not sure how to curve my reaction or if there is anything that can be done to change the situation. This truly feels like the woman I love and I think a lot of this “jealousy” comes down to me wanting to live my life with this woman free from anything that brings stress into her world but the constant reminder of a pedophile wanes on me as he continues to consistently have an impact on the people around her.
TL;DR My girlfriend’s younger brother recently called her child-grooming ex to wish him a happy birthday and it brings back feelings of inadequacy regarding my ability to be the one to provide.
2024.05.19 23:24 Alert-Common-7774 All this for that girl? - A history of the Society. Edward Richter and Erin Rose.
(Hi! This is the first time I've posted a long text about the society of keys. I hope you like it. It about Edward and Erin. I know long texts don't usually work here. But I made this from the heart and I wanted to share it with you. Without further ado, let's get started!)
Out of Continuity: Lair of the Society of Keys
The basement/clinic was completely silent, only disturbed by the occasional beeping of one of the Medical Teams. Suddenly the 5 members of the society entered, all carrying Erin, who was in a very weak state of health, black marks came out of her mouth, and spread across her skin.
Elizabeth: Leave her on the bed, carefully…
They gently placed her on her bed, while they hooked her up to monitors to view her vital signs. Which were at worryingly low levels. The 5 members left all their keys on top of Edward's desk. Next to a small black device similar to a wristwatch.
Eechiro: Damn, what did they inject herwith?
Eric: No idea, that guy came out of nowhere, although he left this syringe behind.
Elizabeth: We have more important issues right now. Her signs are stable but they are declining at a worrying speed, we have to find a way to cure her...
Edward moves away a little to lean against one of the laboratory counters. His mind was still racing, Erin's voice began to hit his psyche. Repeating her name over and over again. Until his mind decided to take him to THAT night. He could feel like Erin was hugging him...
"Please…"
His pupils shrank, turning into small black dots. His arms had the reflex of trying to hug the air in front of him. The only thing that could bring him back to reality was Eechiro's clicking noises. Which was in front of him, trying to get his attention, while he repeated his name.
“Edward! Edward! Richter!” Eechiro gave up and returned to the rest of the society, who were surrounding Erin “Nothing! "He's like in Shock, I can't get him out of there!"
Edelgard: “Leave it, we have to do something soon! If we don't find a way to cure her, she's going to die."
Those last words gave Edward the boost he needed, without saying a single word. He approached his desk and took 5 keys next to the strange clock. After this, he began to leave the basement. While he put the watch on his wrist.
“We have to make a plan to get into his base, Edward, do you have any ideas…?” Eric noticed that Edward was leaving the basement, and after a quick glance he also saw that he had taken the keys. “Get him, it’s trying to leave the house!”
The four members of the society followed Edward who walked determinedly towards the door to leave the society base. Just a few meters away, Elizabeth and Eechiro began to pull his arms. While Edelgard held him by the back of the neck.
Eechiro: “You're not leaving!”
Edward quickly crouched and performed a roundhouse kick to knock down the three who were trying to pin him down. Eric placed himself between Edward and the door to prevent him from leaving.
Eric: “Edward, No! We need a plan!" He said as he held on to the door frame to prevent Edward from pushing him.
“ERIC, I KNOW YOU HAVE GOOD INTENTION. BUT I ASK YOU TO GET OUT OF THE WAY” Edward said as he looked at the floor. Eric remained immovable in place.
“I can't do that Edward, I know you're angry. But going like this is…” Eric didn't finish his sentence, because Edward put his hand on his shoulder, after which he made eye contact with him. Eric looked closely into the eyes of forensic. It wasn't the look of someone angry, but of someone scared and determined. For the first time, he could see a look on Edward that wasn't one of indifference. But of absolute concern. After which, the young diver take his decision, getting out of the way. Edward just nodded his head and walked out the door. When Elizabeth, Edelgard and Eechiro stood up they went directly to face Eric.
Eechiro: “What did you do Eric? You went crazy. He ran away and take the keys!”
Elizabeth: “He didn't take everything… he lefts Erin's key. Although Eechiro is right, what were you thinking? Did you let him go alone to face an army? What were you thinking?”
Eric: “You didn't see it… that look was relentless. I'm afraid of what will happen..."
Edelgard: “If you were afraid, why did you let him go?”
Eric: “I'm not afraid for Edward... I'm afraid for whoever decides to stand in his way. Although that is secondary now, We have to make sure we keep her alive.... Come on, let's get moving!”
Universe 18-24-53: Lair of the Steelwater.
Edward arrived at the outskirts of a bar, from outside he could see multiple men sitting at the tables. Most of them had baseball bats or brass knuckles. At the centre table there were four men playing poker. After a few seconds of thinking, he decided to go inside.
“Look and cry gentlemen, I have Full House,” said a man as he slammed the table hard. Another responded to him, as he revealed his cards, “Very interesting, but…”
"What!? An R-Royal straight!? “That's impossible, you bastard,” said the first, while he looked at his partner's letters in astonishment. The lucky gangster was about to say something, until suddenly, Edward grabbed his sleeve, causing multiple hidden cards to fall out.
The gangster was surprised by the presence of Edward standing next to them. "Where the hell did it come from?" Wait… you cheated!?” The gangster replied, now addressing his partner.
“O-Of course not… and also who the hell is this blue-haired?” Said the other man who was still sitting. A dead silence was maintained until multiple windows were heard breaking. When Edward turned around he saw a man at another table, with the bat in his hand. He had dropped his beer on the floor in shock. “Idiots! That blue-haired is one of those multiverse travellers! The Forensic Killer! You let the enemy in!
"What!?" The Full House man lunged at Edward, who simply dodged him. Placing his leg to cause the gangster to fall to the ground, the man's forehead collided with one of the wooden chairs. The other men launched themselves at Edward, who limited himself to Dodge, and responded to them with the furniture of the place. He attacked them with chairs, plates. Even with the same poker cards. “Why don't you die!?” It was probably the phrase that was repeated the most in that fight.
When there were only two men left, they both decided to distance themselves from Edward, and tried to go to the back of the bar. Quickly, Edward took out a pair of sharp metal scissors from his pocket and threw them hard, aiming for the head of one of the men. Which remained nailed to the wall next to the door, while his companion managed to escape. Edward followed at a fast pace, but without running, maintaining unwavering composure. Which only generated more fear in the man who ran.
Edward followed the man to some underground warehouses. The contrast with the bar was clear, while the first looked like a stereotypical 80s movie, this was more like an apocalypse bunker. The man continued running down the long hallway, until he reached a huge room at the end. Due to the distance he had managed to get from the coroner. He had time to activate the Security system. Edward saw three huge metal doors close between him and the man. At this, Edward said nothing. He just approached and tapped the metal plate in front of him, after which he took out of his pocket one of the keys that he had taken from the base. It had a drawing of a dragon. And small burn marks. Edward took the key and inserted it into a small slot in the device on his wrist, suddenly a flash of orange light invaded the tunnel…
On the other side of the door the Gangster is celebrating — “Let's see how you get through that, Four Eyes!” Until he felt 2 presence behind him “What the hell are you doing?” The man turned around to see his boss, a man in a beige suit, with his hair combed back with gel. Next to him was a woman with red hair and green eyes. She dressed in a trench coat, shirt and black pants.
"Boss! Miss Octavia! “He is the coroner, he is here, and he has eliminated everyone in the bar!” The man said as his legs trembled. The boss hardly flinched. While the woman only managed to murmur a phrase, “I was already wondering when we would see each other again, Edward.”
The man guided his boss and the redhead to a screen, which showed the security camera in the hallway. “You don't need to worry anyway, there are three metal doors between him and us. Look… there is no way he can pass- WHAT?”
The three of them were stunned. The metal on the doors was melting. Edward, dressed in a black and orange kimono, shooting a burst of fire. Making a circle to melt the door. The boss rushed towards his minion, holding him by the shoulders. “You told me he was the coroner, not the arsonist!”
“He's the coroner, I don't have the slightest idea how he's throwing fire.” The boss released his minion and approached the redhead. “Listen to me, Octavia. You told me that if he eliminated one of those crazy people, The Guardians would fulfil a wish of mine. But you didn't tell me that they would come to try to destroy me.” The woman broke her silence and said, “Calm down, Tragliatore. Our pact still stands. The guardians will fulfil your greatest wish. You have my word as a Detective” The redhead said as she put her hand on his shoulder.
"Boss! He already went through 2 of the doors! Look” The henchman shouted at his boss, while he pointed at the door that was turning increasingly reddish. The boss removed Octavia's hand from his shoulder. “Quickly, you lazy bunch, everyone pointing at the door.” all the soldiers pointed directly towards the door. “I want anyone who walks through that door with more holes than a damn sieve.”
Multiple men stood at a safe distance from the melting door. Everyone was waiting for what was about to happen. The sound of the flame on the other side of the door invaded the environment, until suddenly... Brain. Causing chills to almost all the people present there. A yellow glow could be seen from under the door that was melting…
The silence was interrupted by the sudden ejection of the door, which was thrown directly towards the soldiers in front. A large amount of smoke came out of the hole that was left. And a couple of yellow dots lit up. Edward ran out of the smoke, wearing a black trench coat, the inside of which shone bright yellow. In his face there was a pair of Goggles, also yellow, which emitted an intense light.
"There is! “Shoot him!” He shouted loudly, as Octavia dragged him towards a door to get him away from the shooting. The henchmen fired volleys of bullets at Edward, who was blocking the shots with Edelgard's trench coat.
Edward tackled one of the men and took cover behind some wooden boxes. He took the gun from the anklet, knocked out the guard next to him and took his gun from him. To start responding to shots. Taking advantage of the lens aiming system. After several minutes, Edward realized that he needed to increase speed... He removed the key that was inserted into the device. Which had the symbol of a Sniper sight, I inserted another one that had the symbol of skates.
After this, he threw his pistol into the air, while a green light enveloped him. The gangsters were perplexed, watching as the gun transformed into a UZI with neon green markings. They were even more perplexed, when Edward jumped out from behind the box... Dressed in a black one-piece suit, with silver lines. In large white letters it was written "Ritcher" and a number 3 in large.
Edward caught the UZI out of the air, and it clicked on his heels. The white soles began to glow, and he levitated a few centimetres from the floor. The next thing the gangsters saw was this blue-haired boy attacking them while he fired with the UZI.
“Quickly, Tragliatore. Over here!” She told Octavia to the mafia leader, As she dragged him through one of the doors, and she kept crouched down so as not to be seen.
Edward continued to dodge bullets while he in turn returned fire. He quickly positioned himself in the centre of the room, and began to spin on its axis at high speed, while he continued shooting with the UZI and one of the gangsters' weapons. Generating a storm of bullets, which filled the room. When he stopped, Edward realized that he had made holes in all the walls, covers and enemies in the place. He began to walk towards the hallway that Tragliatore left down. With all the calm in the world, he removed the key from the device, and placed a different one with the symbol of an Oxygen mask and a Sickle.
“Come in! Come in! Quick!" Octavia shouted at Tragliatore, while holding the door of a small laboratory, which had a small window with a curtain, inside was another of the henchmen, dressed in a white coat. After entering, Octavia's attention was quickly caught by a shelf with some books. Tragliatore watched as his protector began to search the bookshelf. “What's happening, boss? I heard a lot of gunshots and-” Quickly, the scientist's words were interrupted by the screams of their leader. “That doesn't matter now! We are under attack, scan the bunker. I want to see how many of my men are still alive!” The henchman typed something on a nearby computer. While Tragliatore was still confused by what Octavia was doing. He was about to ask her, when his employee's surprised moan distracted him. “Bo-boss, there are only four living beings left in the Building…” Tragliatore raised his hands to his face, passing them all over his face, while he let out a long sigh through his mouth.
“Okay, okay, it's manageable, it's manageable… Octavia, we need a plan, can you think of it… Octavia!?” The gangster was surprised when he saw the red-haired girl, with a book from which a white glow came out. And a white circle surrounded her. “I'm sorry, boy, but our deal is going to have to end here…” When Tragliatore tried to stop her, he realized that he couldn't get through the circle. “This was not what was agreed upon, you said that The Guardians were going to fulfil my wish…” Octavia tore the pages from the book, and held them up. “I told you that they were going to grant your wish…” He released her leaves, which began to orbit around her. “If you survived…” Tragliatore was about to reply, until his minion shouted at him, with a tone of perennial terror in his voice. "MISTER! “She's coming down the hallway, she's coming this way.” Tragliatore's shock was evident in his eyes. And when he turned around to look to Octavia for a solution, he saw that she had disappeared, and the circle on the floor was on fire.
The scientist quickly approached Tragliatore, holding him by the shoulders, his body aligned with the door. On the other side of which footsteps could be heard in the distance. “What do we do now, boss? There are only the two of us left, I don't want to die! My notes are still on the table, if he finds out that I designed that poison, I don't know what he'll do to me!” Tragliatore quickly slapped the soldier away from him. “We're not going to give up, listen this is what we're going to-”
Before Tragliatore could finish the sentence, a metal sickle came flying through the door window. The sickle hit the scientist directly and stuck into the wall. Blood began to drip from the inert body. Tragliatore recoiled in shock, blood had splattered on his face.
The bottom of the Sickle opened and a small stream of water came out, which floated forming a hand. Which I grab the sickle and take it out of the wall. Causing the man to fall to the floor, Tragliatore watched in shock as his hand stopped in front of the door and slammed hard against the handle. Causing the door to open.
Edward entered through the door, dressed in a black jacket with grey sleeves, accompanied by black neoprene pants. The footsteps of his boots broke the silence of the room like thunder in the night. His face was covered by a hood, accompanied by a black oxygen mask. Tragliatore tried to pull the gun from him, but was quickly restrained by Edward. Which he held against the wall.
“What the fuck do you want? If you're going to kill me, do it now! Tragliatore tried to say with the most threatening tone he could. Edward remained silent, taking one of his scissors out of his pocket, beginning to run it across the neck of his mafia leader. "Wait! Wait! You want money? “I can give you money.” At the offer, Edward stuck the scissors into Tragliatore's leg. Causing blood to flow out, along with a gasp of pain “Uh… Okay, Okay, no money. What do you want?"
Edward took out the syringe with a black liquid from his pocket. And he shook it in front of him. "The poison? Do you want to know how the poison is made? Why do you think I would tell you?” Tragliatore said, finishing his sentence by spitting at Edward. Which was Stoic, took another scissors from his pocket, and stuck it in Tragliatore's hand. Leaving it nailed to the wall. The scream of pain was even louder. “Ugh! In the table! In the notebook on the table!” Edward alone tragliatore, letting the scissors support him. While he went towards what he had come for. He took the leather-bound notebook, and opened it to the page that was marked with a red ribbon. On the same page, the process with which the poison had been made was detailed.
After seeing this, Edward began to walk towards the exit door. A white glow enveloped him and his clothes returned to his usual trench coat. Tragliatore couldn't contain his frustration and shouted at Edward, “Really? You entered my base, you killed all my staff, that's why? All this for that Bea-” Before he could finish the sentence, Edward turned on his heel. Throwing a pair of scissors directly at Tragliatore's forehead. The scissors remained stuck in the wall. Leaving a hole in Tragliatore's face. “DON'T INSULT HER AGAIN, NEVER!" After this, Edward adjusts his bangs, and begins to walk out of the underground base. Willing to achieve it.
Out of Continuity: Lair of the Key Society / One week later…
Erin woke up on the morgue gurney, her eyes slowly opening as her senses began to return. She looked around her, recognizing the medical equipment and monitors that were still beeping softly. She sat up on the bed with some effort, and her gaze fell on Edward, who was sitting next to her.
Edward was completely disheveled, with deep circles under his eyes that marked his tired face. He tapped his foot on the floor at high speed, clearly nervous. Next to him, the table was littered with empty coffee cups and a stopwatch
"Edward?" Erin asked in a weak voice. Edward looked up quickly, his eyes filled with a mix of surprise and relief. Realizing that he hadn't imagined the sound of Erin's voice, he jumped up and hugged her with all of her strength.
"Are you OK!" he exclaimed, her words filled with her emotion. Edward moved away from her a little, holding Erin's face with her hands under her cheeks.
"Yeah...I'm fine," Erin responded, still a little disoriented. She noticed the black marks under Edward's eyes and frowned in concern. "My God...Edward, are your eyes okay?"
Edward couldn't help but let out a small laugh. "You wake up from a coma, and the first thing you ask me is if I'm okay?" After that, Edward hugged her again, resting her jaw on top of her head. Erin just enjoyed the hug, feeling the warmth and security that she gave her.
Suddenly, she felt drops falling on her head. Erin looked up and saw the tears falling from Edward's eyes. "Edward? What's wrong?" she asked in a soft voice.
Edward grabbed her chin again and brought her face closer to his, causing Erin to blush. "What's going on?" Edward moved forward, planting a kiss on Erin's lips. The shock to Erin's mind was brutal, but she soon began to enjoy it. After several minutes, Edward broke the kiss and looked at Erin with a look he'd never had before. "That's what happens," Edward said softly, hugging her again. "I Love you"
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Out of Continuity: Lair of the Society of Keys
The basement/clinic was completely silent, only disturbed by the occasional beeping of one of the Medical Teams. Suddenly the 5 members of the society entered, all carrying Erin, who was in a very weak state of health, black marks came out of her mouth, and spread across her skin.
Elizabeth: Leave her on the bed, carefully…
They gently placed her on her bed, while they hooked her up to monitors to view her vital signs. Which were at worryingly low levels. The 5 members left all their keys on top of Edward's desk. Next to a small black device similar to a wristwatch.
Eechiro: Damn, what did they inject herwith?
Eric: No idea, that guy came out of nowhere, although he left this syringe behind.
Elizabeth: We have more important issues right now. Her signs are stable but they are declining at a worrying speed, we have to find a way to cure her...
Edward moves away a little to lean against one of the laboratory counters. His mind was still racing, Erin's voice began to hit his psyche. Repeating her name over and over again. Until his mind decided to take him to THAT night. He could feel like Erin was hugging him...
"Please…"
His pupils shrank, turning into small black dots. His arms had the reflex of trying to hug the air in front of him. The only thing that could bring him back to reality was Eechiro's clicking noises. Which was in front of him, trying to get his attention, while he repeated his name.
“Edward! Edward! Richter!” Eechiro gave up and returned to the rest of the society, who were surrounding Erin “Nothing! "He's like in Shock, I can't get him out of there!"
Edelgard: “Leave it, we have to do something soon! If we don't find a way to cure her, she's going to die."
Those last words gave Edward the boost he needed, without saying a single word. He approached his desk and took 5 keys next to the strange clock. After this, he began to leave the basement. While he put the watch on his wrist.
“We have to make a plan to get into his base, Edward, do you have any ideas…?” Eric noticed that Edward was leaving the basement, and after a quick glance he also saw that he had taken the keys. “Get him, it’s trying to leave the house!”
The four members of the society followed Edward who walked determinedly towards the door to leave the society base. Just a few meters away, Elizabeth and Eechiro began to pull his arms. While Edelgard held him by the back of the neck.
Eechiro: “You're not leaving!”
Edward quickly crouched and performed a roundhouse kick to knock down the three who were trying to pin him down. Eric placed himself between Edward and the door to prevent him from leaving.
Eric: “Edward, No! We need a plan!" He said as he held on to the door frame to prevent Edward from pushing him.
“ERIC, I KNOW YOU HAVE GOOD INTENTION. BUT I ASK YOU TO GET OUT OF THE WAY” Edward said as he looked at the floor. Eric remained immovable in place.
“I can't do that Edward, I know you're angry. But going like this is…” Eric didn't finish his sentence, because Edward put his hand on his shoulder, after which he made eye contact with him. Eric looked closely into the eyes of forensic. It wasn't the look of someone angry, but of someone scared and determined. For the first time, he could see a look on Edward that wasn't one of indifference. But of absolute concern. After which, the young diver take his decision, getting out of the way. Edward just nodded his head and walked out the door. When Elizabeth, Edelgard and Eechiro stood up they went directly to face Eric.
Eechiro: “What did you do Eric? You went crazy. He ran away and take the keys!”
Elizabeth: “He didn't take everything… he lefts Erin's key. Although Eechiro is right, what were you thinking? Did you let him go alone to face an army? What were you thinking?”
Eric: “You didn't see it… that look was relentless. I'm afraid of what will happen..."
Edelgard: “If you were afraid, why did you let him go?”
Eric: “I'm not afraid for Edward... I'm afraid for whoever decides to stand in his way. Although that is secondary now, We have to make sure we keep her alive.... Come on, let's get moving!”
Universe 18-24-53: Lair of the Steelwater.
Edward arrived at the outskirts of a bar, from outside he could see multiple men sitting at the tables. Most of them had baseball bats or brass knuckles. At the centre table there were four men playing poker. After a few seconds of thinking, he decided to go inside.
“Look and cry gentlemen, I have Full House,” said a man as he slammed the table hard. Another responded to him, as he revealed his cards, “Very interesting, but…”
"What!? An R-Royal straight!? “That's impossible, you bastard,” said the first, while he looked at his partner's letters in astonishment. The lucky gangster was about to say something, until suddenly, Edward grabbed his sleeve, causing multiple hidden cards to fall out.
The gangster was surprised by the presence of Edward standing next to them. "Where the hell did it come from?" Wait… you cheated!?” The gangster replied, now addressing his partner.
“O-Of course not… and also who the hell is this blue-haired?” Said the other man who was still sitting. A dead silence was maintained until multiple windows were heard breaking. When Edward turned around he saw a man at another table, with the bat in his hand. He had dropped his beer on the floor in shock. “Idiots! That blue-haired is one of those multiverse travellers! The Forensic Killer! You let the enemy in!
"What!?" The Full House man lunged at Edward, who simply dodged him. Placing his leg to cause the gangster to fall to the ground, the man's forehead collided with one of the wooden chairs. The other men launched themselves at Edward, who limited himself to Dodge, and responded to them with the furniture of the place. He attacked them with chairs, plates. Even with the same poker cards. “Why don't you die!?” It was probably the phrase that was repeated the most in that fight.
When there were only two men left, they both decided to distance themselves from Edward, and tried to go to the back of the bar. Quickly, Edward took out a pair of sharp metal scissors from his pocket and threw them hard, aiming for the head of one of the men. Which remained nailed to the wall next to the door, while his companion managed to escape. Edward followed at a fast pace, but without running, maintaining unwavering composure. Which only generated more fear in the man who ran.
Edward followed the man to some underground warehouses. The contrast with the bar was clear, while the first looked like a stereotypical 80s movie, this was more like an apocalypse bunker. The man continued running down the long hallway, until he reached a huge room at the end. Due to the distance he had managed to get from the coroner. He had time to activate the Security system. Edward saw three huge metal doors close between him and the man. At this, Edward said nothing. He just approached and tapped the metal plate in front of him, after which he took out of his pocket one of the keys that he had taken from the base. It had a drawing of a dragon. And small burn marks. Edward took the key and inserted it into a small slot in the device on his wrist, suddenly a flash of orange light invaded the tunnel…
On the other side of the door the Gangster is celebrating — “Let's see how you get through that, Four Eyes!” Until he felt 2 presence behind him “What the hell are you doing?” The man turned around to see his boss, a man in a beige suit, with his hair combed back with gel. Next to him was a woman with red hair and green eyes. She dressed in a trench coat, shirt and black pants.
"Boss! Miss Octavia! “He is the coroner, he is here, and he has eliminated everyone in the bar!” The man said as his legs trembled. The boss hardly flinched. While the woman only managed to murmur a phrase, “I was already wondering when we would see each other again, Edward.”
The man guided his boss and the redhead to a screen, which showed the security camera in the hallway. “You don't need to worry anyway, there are three metal doors between him and us. Look… there is no way he can pass- WHAT?”
The three of them were stunned. The metal on the doors was melting. Edward, dressed in a black and orange kimono, shooting a burst of fire. Making a circle to melt the door. The boss rushed towards his minion, holding him by the shoulders. “You told me he was the coroner, not the arsonist!”
“He's the coroner, I don't have the slightest idea how he's throwing fire.” The boss released his minion and approached the redhead. “Listen to me, Octavia. You told me that if he eliminated one of those crazy people, The Guardians would fulfil a wish of mine. But you didn't tell me that they would come to try to destroy me.” The woman broke her silence and said, “Calm down, Tragliatore. Our pact still stands. The guardians will fulfil your greatest wish. You have my word as a Detective” The redhead said as she put her hand on his shoulder.
"Boss! He already went through 2 of the doors! Look” The henchman shouted at his boss, while he pointed at the door that was turning increasingly reddish. The boss removed Octavia's hand from his shoulder. “Quickly, you lazy bunch, everyone pointing at the door.” all the soldiers pointed directly towards the door. “I want anyone who walks through that door with more holes than a damn sieve.”
Multiple men stood at a safe distance from the melting door. Everyone was waiting for what was about to happen. The sound of the flame on the other side of the door invaded the environment, until suddenly... Brain. Causing chills to almost all the people present there. A yellow glow could be seen from under the door that was melting…
The silence was interrupted by the sudden ejection of the door, which was thrown directly towards the soldiers in front. A large amount of smoke came out of the hole that was left. And a couple of yellow dots lit up. Edward ran out of the smoke, wearing a black trench coat, the inside of which shone bright yellow. In his face there was a pair of Goggles, also yellow, which emitted an intense light.
"There is! “Shoot him!” He shouted loudly, as Octavia dragged him towards a door to get him away from the shooting. The henchmen fired volleys of bullets at Edward, who was blocking the shots with Edelgard's trench coat.
Edward tackled one of the men and took cover behind some wooden boxes. He took the gun from the anklet, knocked out the guard next to him and took his gun from him. To start responding to shots. Taking advantage of the lens aiming system. After several minutes, Edward realized that he needed to increase speed... He removed the key that was inserted into the device. Which had the symbol of a Sniper sight, I inserted another one that had the symbol of skates.
After this, he threw his pistol into the air, while a green light enveloped him. The gangsters were perplexed, watching as the gun transformed into a UZI with neon green markings. They were even more perplexed, when Edward jumped out from behind the box... Dressed in a black one-piece suit, with silver lines. In large white letters it was written "Ritcher" and a number 3 in large.
Edward caught the UZI out of the air, and it clicked on his heels. The white soles began to glow, and he levitated a few centimetres from the floor. The next thing the gangsters saw was this blue-haired boy attacking them while he fired with the UZI.
“Quickly, Tragliatore. Over here!” She told Octavia to the mafia leader, As she dragged him through one of the doors, and she kept crouched down so as not to be seen.
Edward continued to dodge bullets while he in turn returned fire. He quickly positioned himself in the centre of the room, and began to spin on its axis at high speed, while he continued shooting with the UZI and one of the gangsters' weapons. Generating a storm of bullets, which filled the room. When he stopped, Edward realized that he had made holes in all the walls, covers and enemies in the place. He began to walk towards the hallway that Tragliatore left down. With all the calm in the world, he removed the key from the device, and placed a different one with the symbol of an Oxygen mask and a Sickle.
“Come in! Come in! Quick!" Octavia shouted at Tragliatore, while holding the door of a small laboratory, which had a small window with a curtain, inside was another of the henchmen, dressed in a white coat. After entering, Octavia's attention was quickly caught by a shelf with some books. Tragliatore watched as his protector began to search the bookshelf. “What's happening, boss? I heard a lot of gunshots and-” Quickly, the scientist's words were interrupted by the screams of their leader. “That doesn't matter now! We are under attack, scan the bunker. I want to see how many of my men are still alive!” The henchman typed something on a nearby computer. While Tragliatore was still confused by what Octavia was doing. He was about to ask her, when his employee's surprised moan distracted him. “Bo-boss, there are only four living beings left in the Building…” Tragliatore raised his hands to his face, passing them all over his face, while he let out a long sigh through his mouth.
“Okay, okay, it's manageable, it's manageable… Octavia, we need a plan, can you think of it… Octavia!?” The gangster was surprised when he saw the red-haired girl, with a book from which a white glow came out. And a white circle surrounded her. “I'm sorry, boy, but our deal is going to have to end here…” When Tragliatore tried to stop her, he realized that he couldn't get through the circle. “This was not what was agreed upon, you said that The Guardians were going to fulfil my wish…” Octavia tore the pages from the book, and held them up. “I told you that they were going to grant your wish…” He released her leaves, which began to orbit around her. “If you survived…” Tragliatore was about to reply, until his minion shouted at him, with a tone of perennial terror in his voice. "MISTER! “She's coming down the hallway, she's coming this way.” Tragliatore's shock was evident in his eyes. And when he turned around to look to Octavia for a solution, he saw that she had disappeared, and the circle on the floor was on fire.
The scientist quickly approached Tragliatore, holding him by the shoulders, his body aligned with the door. On the other side of which footsteps could be heard in the distance. “What do we do now, boss? There are only the two of us left, I don't want to die! My notes are still on the table, if he finds out that I designed that poison, I don't know what he'll do to me!” Tragliatore quickly slapped the soldier away from him. “We're not going to give up, listen this is what we're going to-”
Before Tragliatore could finish the sentence, a metal sickle came flying through the door window. The sickle hit the scientist directly and stuck into the wall. Blood began to drip from the inert body. Tragliatore recoiled in shock, blood had splattered on his face.
The bottom of the Sickle opened and a small stream of water came out, which floated forming a hand. Which I grab the sickle and take it out of the wall. Causing the man to fall to the floor, Tragliatore watched in shock as his hand stopped in front of the door and slammed hard against the handle. Causing the door to open.
Edward entered through the door, dressed in a black jacket with grey sleeves, accompanied by black neoprene pants. The footsteps of his boots broke the silence of the room like thunder in the night. His face was covered by a hood, accompanied by a black oxygen mask. Tragliatore tried to pull the gun from him, but was quickly restrained by Edward. Which he held against the wall.
“What the fuck do you want? If you're going to kill me, do it now! Tragliatore tried to say with the most threatening tone he could. Edward remained silent, taking one of his scissors out of his pocket, beginning to run it across the neck of his mafia leader. "Wait! Wait! You want money? “I can give you money.” At the offer, Edward stuck the scissors into Tragliatore's leg. Causing blood to flow out, along with a gasp of pain “Uh… Okay, Okay, no money. What do you want?"
Edward took out the syringe with a black liquid from his pocket. And he shook it in front of him. "The poison? Do you want to know how the poison is made? Why do you think I would tell you?” Tragliatore said, finishing his sentence by spitting at Edward. Which was Stoic, took another scissors from his pocket, and stuck it in Tragliatore's hand. Leaving it nailed to the wall. The scream of pain was even louder. “Ugh! In the table! In the notebook on the table!” Edward alone tragliatore, letting the scissors support him. While he went towards what he had come for. He took the leather-bound notebook, and opened it to the page that was marked with a red ribbon. On the same page, the process with which the poison had been made was detailed.
After seeing this, Edward began to walk towards the exit door. A white glow enveloped him and his clothes returned to his usual trench coat. Tragliatore couldn't contain his frustration and shouted at Edward, “Really? You entered my base, you killed all my staff, that's why? All this for that Bea-” Before he could finish the sentence, Edward turned on his heel. Throwing a pair of scissors directly at Tragliatore's forehead. The scissors remained stuck in the wall. Leaving a hole in Tragliatore's face. “DON'T INSULT HER AGAIN, NEVER!" After this, Edward adjusts his bangs, and begins to walk out of the underground base. Willing to achieve it.
Out of Continuity: Lair of the Key Society / One week later…
Erin woke up on the morgue gurney, her eyes slowly opening as her senses began to return. She looked around her, recognizing the medical equipment and monitors that were still beeping softly. She sat up on the bed with some effort, and her gaze fell on Edward, who was sitting next to her.
Edward was completely disheveled, with deep circles under his eyes that marked his tired face. He tapped his foot on the floor at high speed, clearly nervous. Next to him, the table was littered with empty coffee cups and a stopwatch
"Edward?" Erin asked in a weak voice. Edward looked up quickly, his eyes filled with a mix of surprise and relief. Realizing that he hadn't imagined the sound of Erin's voice, he jumped up and hugged her with all of her strength.
"Are you OK!" he exclaimed, her words filled with her emotion. Edward moved away from her a little, holding Erin's face with her hands under her cheeks.
"Yeah...I'm fine," Erin responded, still a little disoriented. She noticed the black marks under Edward's eyes and frowned in concern. "My God...Edward, are your eyes okay?"
Edward couldn't help but let out a small laugh. "You wake up from a coma, and the first thing you ask me is if I'm okay?" After that, Edward hugged her again, resting her jaw on top of her head. Erin just enjoyed the hug, feeling the warmth and security that she gave her.
Suddenly, she felt drops falling on her head. Erin looked up and saw the tears falling from Edward's eyes. "Edward? What's wrong?" she asked in a soft voice.
Edward grabbed her chin again and brought her face closer to his, causing Erin to blush. "What's going on?" Edward moved forward, planting a kiss on Erin's lips. The shock to Erin's mind was brutal, but she soon began to enjoy it. After several minutes, Edward broke the kiss and looked at Erin with a look he'd never had before. "That's what happens," Edward said softly, hugging her again. "I Love you"
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As of 2021, I have tutored and helped students enrolled at the following U.S. universities community colleges county & city colleges schools for-profit institutions listed below in alphabetical order:
I OFFER FLEXIBLE PAYMENT PLANS:
Considering the fact that you found my contact information online, it’s understandable to be skeptical regarding the legitimacy of my services. Therefore, I’m willing to do all of the following to help you feel more secure in trusting me with your academic needs:
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I consider myself to be at least marginally more intelligent (both academically & socially) than the average person. Therefore, if I ever decided to suddenly risk prison time, risk my reputation, and risk enduring the wrath of modern-day “cancel culture” by scamming people out of their money:
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2024.05.17 16:26 PetrZitskiy Casino Mishaps and Unforgettable Moments
 | [ Casino Mishaps and Unforgettable Moments ] submitted by PetrZitskiy to BestCryptoCasinosUS [link] [comments] Casinos are often seen as glamorous venues filled with excitement, luxury, and the promise of life-changing winnings. However, behind the glittering facade, they are also the setting for a myriad of unexpected mishaps and unforgettable moments. From colossal blunders to astonishing strokes of luck, these stories add an intriguing layer to the world of gambling. Here, we explore some of the most remarkable casino mishaps and memorable events that have become legendary in the gaming world. The Great Casino HeistsThe Bellagio’s $1.5 Million Chip HeistIn 2010, the Bellagio in Las Vegas witnessed one of the most audacious casino heists in history. A man, later identified as Anthony Carleo, rode up to the casino on a motorcycle, walked in, and proceeded to rob the poker room at gunpoint. He made off with $1.5 million in casino chips. Despite the initial success, his plan unraveled when he tried to sell the high-value chips online, leading to his capture.The Crown Casino's Inside JobIn 2013, Melbourne’s Crown Casino fell victim to an inside job that saw a gambler and a casino staff member collude to cheat the casino out of $32 million. The staff member had access to the casino’s surveillance system and fed the player crucial information. The scheme was eventually discovered, and both perpetrators faced severe legal consequences.Unbelievable Winning StreaksArchie Karas’s Unstoppable RunOne of the most famous winning streaks in casino history is that of Archie Karas. Starting with just $50 in 1992, Karas managed to turn this modest sum into an incredible $40 million over a span of three years. His streak involved high-stakes poker, pool, and dice games. However, Karas’s luck eventually ran out, and he lost all his winnings, showcasing the volatility and unpredictability of gambling.The Woman Who Broke the BankIn 2016, a woman named Cynthia Jay-Brennan experienced an unforgettable moment when she hit the largest Megabucks slot machine jackpot ever recorded at the time, winning $34.9 million at the Desert Inn Casino in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, her story took a tragic turn when she was involved in a car accident that left her paralyzed. Her win remains one of the most bittersweet stories in casino history.Bizarre and Comical MomentsThe Pigeon Heist at Caesars PalaceIn a rather unusual incident, Caesars Palace in Las Vegas was targeted by a flock of pigeons trained to pick up casino chips. The bizarre theft was orchestrated by a man who trained the birds to snatch high-value chips from the gaming tables. While the scheme didn’t yield significant financial gain, it certainly added a strange chapter to the casino’s history.The Man Who Gambled His Prosthetic LegIn 2015, a gambler at a casino in France took a desperate measure after running out of money. He bet his prosthetic leg in a game of poker. Amazingly, he won the hand and managed to walk away with his leg and some winnings. This bizarre bet became a legendary tale of the lengths some will go to keep playing.Near-Miss JackpotsThe $100,000 Missed JackpotOne of the most painful casino moments involves near-miss jackpots. In 2012, a man playing a slot machine at the Wynn Las Vegas thought he had won $100,000. However, upon review, it was discovered that he hadn’t placed the maximum bet required to qualify for the jackpot. This oversight cost him the six-figure payout, a harsh reminder to always check the betting requirements.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Casinos are places of both fortune and folly, where dreams can be made and shattered in the blink of an eye. The mishaps and unforgettable moments that occur within these walls create a rich tapestry of stories that add to the allure and mystique of gambling. Whether it’s a high-stakes heist, a record-breaking win, or a bizarre bet, these tales remind us of the unpredictable and often thrilling nature of the casino world. |
2024.05.17 10:52 CopperScum64 Secret Arcane Hunter (no? maybe? plz respond)
It’s new (mini) set time and time for warlock, druid or rogue to break the game again. This time, Druid got left behind.
While glare is the new big kid on the block, the deck is preying on a meta that had a 35% of renathal decks before the miniset, and as that number go down and to a new equilibrium, i expect the deck will stabilize around a reasonable power level (i wouldn’t mind crystallizer to get deleted though so we can finally play questless glare like our Lord intended). Meanwhile, the meta shifts around make for a lot of decks becoming suddendly playable. Handbuff paladin, more reach based aggro and ice block decks even with a worse wincon than warp since tech is very hard to play in a glare meta. So anyway, after tuning some glare lists (strictly questless) i started trying some other things. This is my first attempt at a deck that has a decent position in the new meta Secret Arcane Hunter, also known as Custom Warlock 2:
2 x Arcane Shot 2 x Costumed Singer 2 x Ricochet Shot 2 x Shimmer Shot 2 x Trinket Tracker 2 x Bargain Bin 2 x Hidden Meaning 2 x Mad Scientist 2 x Silvermoon Farstrider 2 x ZOMBEES!!! 2 x Celestial Shot 1 x Cloaked Huntress 1 x Halduron Brightwing 2 x Eversong Portal 1 x Rinling Rifle 1 x Beastalker Tavish 2 x Starstrung Bow
No code cause i can’t copy it atm (i’m on my work pc, for my lawyer, this is a joke). The idea behind the deck is pretty simple: Early game play some minions, get some secrets up, and then lategame finish with buffed reach + bow. This deck can work because of an ok glare matchup (especially the more aggro 30 versions) and because it farm one of the popular glare counters (sorc mage, at least until they play performers and then you cri ev3rytime ). Some card choiches explanation: The arcane package without conjuring arrow: i don’t think we need the extra draw in this format, especially turn 6+. You get your secrets pretty consistently between singer and scientist, and then your secrets draw your bows and extra cards. This package has two purposes: it is reach vs glare and slower decks, and it’s board control vs aggro. It’s in fact the only way you win the aggro matchup, by getting early farstriders/haldurons into portal/ricochet. The secret package: the secrets i’m playing here are imho by far the best 6 you can play. You can tell they’re good because it’s not a warcrime to spend mana on them. Turn 2 bees contest a lot of aggro plays, turn 2 meaning is often a 3 drop with charge, and turn 2 bin is swindle without the combo requirement (don’t play it on 2 though, always tempo king). 6 secrets, 2 Singers and 2 Scientist feel perfect as a package. It’s good enough to make your bow cheap later on, it doesn’t dilute ur draw with too many secrets early on and both the tutors are acceptable as tempo plays as well (revert singer cowards). Rinling Rifle: the third weapon to improve bin, as well to discount your bows and get additional utility. I’ve liked it quite a bit. Tavish: generally good against a lot of things, plus gives you secrets. No Product 9: this feels instinctively a tad too slow to me. On turn 5 you may have easily only triggered a single secret, more often two, and two secrets that your opponent know of plus a 4/4 doesn’t look like premium to me. It would be much more interesting in a reno shell, where you get to the lategame more consistently and as such this could be a huge bomb, but in an aggro shell? Doubt. I’d rather play a single Huntress over it as the three-drop slot is a thin.
The mulligan: In general always keep the 1 drops into a curve, don’t keep secrets or cards that cost 4+ (rare exception, being on coin and having triple secret/double secret and singer + huntress is prob a keep). Keep farstrider vs aggro and try to toss everything into arcane spells (trinker tracker also ok obviously) to clear their early boards. What does it work against: - Glare is ok. Good reach. This matchup get worse the higher you go up on ladder. Quad digit glare is free. Triple digit is favored. Double digit is even-ish. High legend is unfavored but who cares. - Slow-ish decks are mostly ok. - Combo mages and druids (there are some dorian combos around) are usually free with the secrets combined with the pressure. What it does not work against: - Aggro me dood. These matchup are about early arcane package (farstrider into ricochet/eversong) to prevent snowballing and then hopefully you can race them. You can’t really stabilize here, they’re bad and drifter is ur worst enemy. - Huhunter. They usually kill a bit faster than you do. This is bad-ish, not terrible. - Handbuff pally with lot of heal. Healing is cheat! Bad healing! Bad! Sit down!
I’ve climbed pretty consistently with this but again can’t check stats as i’m on the move and i play only on phone. It has been feeling good and it’s something a bit different than what i’ve been playing lately. Hope you guys don’t play hearthstone and go outside this weekend.
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While glare is the new big kid on the block, the deck is preying on a meta that had a 35% of renathal decks before the miniset, and as that number go down and to a new equilibrium, i expect the deck will stabilize around a reasonable power level (i wouldn’t mind crystallizer to get deleted though so we can finally play questless glare like our Lord intended). Meanwhile, the meta shifts around make for a lot of decks becoming suddendly playable. Handbuff paladin, more reach based aggro and ice block decks even with a worse wincon than warp since tech is very hard to play in a glare meta. So anyway, after tuning some glare lists (strictly questless) i started trying some other things. This is my first attempt at a deck that has a decent position in the new meta Secret Arcane Hunter, also known as Custom Warlock 2:
2 x Arcane Shot 2 x Costumed Singer 2 x Ricochet Shot 2 x Shimmer Shot 2 x Trinket Tracker 2 x Bargain Bin 2 x Hidden Meaning 2 x Mad Scientist 2 x Silvermoon Farstrider 2 x ZOMBEES!!! 2 x Celestial Shot 1 x Cloaked Huntress 1 x Halduron Brightwing 2 x Eversong Portal 1 x Rinling Rifle 1 x Beastalker Tavish 2 x Starstrung Bow
No code cause i can’t copy it atm (i’m on my work pc, for my lawyer, this is a joke). The idea behind the deck is pretty simple: Early game play some minions, get some secrets up, and then lategame finish with buffed reach + bow. This deck can work because of an ok glare matchup (especially the more aggro 30 versions) and because it farm one of the popular glare counters (sorc mage, at least until they play performers and then you cri ev3rytime ). Some card choiches explanation: The arcane package without conjuring arrow: i don’t think we need the extra draw in this format, especially turn 6+. You get your secrets pretty consistently between singer and scientist, and then your secrets draw your bows and extra cards. This package has two purposes: it is reach vs glare and slower decks, and it’s board control vs aggro. It’s in fact the only way you win the aggro matchup, by getting early farstriders/haldurons into portal/ricochet. The secret package: the secrets i’m playing here are imho by far the best 6 you can play. You can tell they’re good because it’s not a warcrime to spend mana on them. Turn 2 bees contest a lot of aggro plays, turn 2 meaning is often a 3 drop with charge, and turn 2 bin is swindle without the combo requirement (don’t play it on 2 though, always tempo king). 6 secrets, 2 Singers and 2 Scientist feel perfect as a package. It’s good enough to make your bow cheap later on, it doesn’t dilute ur draw with too many secrets early on and both the tutors are acceptable as tempo plays as well (revert singer cowards). Rinling Rifle: the third weapon to improve bin, as well to discount your bows and get additional utility. I’ve liked it quite a bit. Tavish: generally good against a lot of things, plus gives you secrets. No Product 9: this feels instinctively a tad too slow to me. On turn 5 you may have easily only triggered a single secret, more often two, and two secrets that your opponent know of plus a 4/4 doesn’t look like premium to me. It would be much more interesting in a reno shell, where you get to the lategame more consistently and as such this could be a huge bomb, but in an aggro shell? Doubt. I’d rather play a single Huntress over it as the three-drop slot is a thin.
The mulligan: In general always keep the 1 drops into a curve, don’t keep secrets or cards that cost 4+ (rare exception, being on coin and having triple secret/double secret and singer + huntress is prob a keep). Keep farstrider vs aggro and try to toss everything into arcane spells (trinker tracker also ok obviously) to clear their early boards. What does it work against: - Glare is ok. Good reach. This matchup get worse the higher you go up on ladder. Quad digit glare is free. Triple digit is favored. Double digit is even-ish. High legend is unfavored but who cares. - Slow-ish decks are mostly ok. - Combo mages and druids (there are some dorian combos around) are usually free with the secrets combined with the pressure. What it does not work against: - Aggro me dood. These matchup are about early arcane package (farstrider into ricochet/eversong) to prevent snowballing and then hopefully you can race them. You can’t really stabilize here, they’re bad and drifter is ur worst enemy. - Huhunter. They usually kill a bit faster than you do. This is bad-ish, not terrible. - Handbuff pally with lot of heal. Healing is cheat! Bad healing! Bad! Sit down!
I’ve climbed pretty consistently with this but again can’t check stats as i’m on the move and i play only on phone. It has been feeling good and it’s something a bit different than what i’ve been playing lately. Hope you guys don’t play hearthstone and go outside this weekend.
2024.05.17 10:44 Adrenaline--Rush Are Online Casinos Fairer Than Land-Based Ones?
 | https://preview.redd.it/wtk42wye8y0d1.jpg?width=4895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c0ba4777dc902e4a399919192b36e28e28d96b1 submitted by Adrenaline--Rush to u/Adrenaline--Rush [link] [comments] The glitz of Vegas or the comfort of your couch? This blog explores the fairness of both land-based and online casinos. We uncover surprising facts about payout percentages and shed light on the question: are online casinos actually a more level playing field? Read on to discover the exciting world of casino fairness, no matter your preference! Vegas Vibes vs. Click and Play: The Casino ShowdownHave you ever had a friend who absolutely raves about the excitement of a night at the casino? The flashing lights, the clinking of chips, the feeling of being right in the heart of the action — it’s a whole experience, right? But then you have others who swear by the convenience of online casinos. No need to dress up, no crowds, just pure gaming fun from the comfort of your couch. So, which one is really better? And more importantly, are online casinos actually fair? Buckle up, because we’re about to delve into the exciting world of casino fairness, both online and offline!The Glitz and Glamour of Land-Based Casinos:Let’s face it, there’s a reason why Las Vegas is called “Sin City.” There’s a certain undeniable magic to stepping into a physical casino. The dazzling lights, the electrifying atmosphere, the symphony of slot machine jingles and excited chatter — it’s a sensory overload in the best way possible. Plus, land-based casinos often offer a wider variety of games, from classic poker tables with seasoned players to high-roller rooms for the truly adventurous. It’s a chance to rub shoulders with people from all walks of life, all united by the thrill of the game.But Hold On, Convenience Calls!Okay, now picture this: you’re lounging in your pajamas, your favorite beverage at hand, and you’re ready to unwind with some casino fun. That’s the beauty of online casinos! They offer the same thrill and excitement as their land-based counterparts, but from the comfort of your own home. The selection of games can be even wider online, with some platforms boasting unique or niche games you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, managing your bankroll is a breeze — just a few clicks and you’re good to go. No need to worry about carrying cash or keeping track of physical chips.Fairness Face-Off:Now, here’s the question that probably keeps you up at night (or maybe not, but let’s pretend for dramatic effect): are online casinos fair? Well, the good news is that both land-based and online casinos are regulated by agencies to ensure fair play. Land-based casinos use something called Random Number Generators (RNGs) in their electronic games. These are basically fancy computer programs that ensure every spin or roll of the dice is completely random and unpredictable. Online platforms rely on sophisticated software that achieves the same purpose.So, Who Wins the Fairness Fight?Here comes the plot twist! You might be surprised to learn that payout percentages (the amount of money a casino pays back to players over time) can actually be higher in some online casinos compared to their land-based counterparts. Why? Because online platforms have lower overhead costs. They don’t need to pay for a fancy building with flashing lights and all that jazz (although some online casinos do invest heavily in creating a visually appealing user experience). This can translate to more money finding its way back into your pocket!Don’t Get Duped: Spotting a Shady Casino (Online or Offline)Before we get too carried away, it’s important to remember that not all casinos are created equal. Whether you’re playing online or offline, it’s crucial to choose a reputable platform. Here’s a quick tip: look for licensing information, positive reviews from trusted sources, and secure payment methods. A legitimate casino will be transparent about its operations and committed to fair play.Shady Tricks? Not on Our Watch!Let’s address a common misconception: the idea that casinos are “rigged” against players. The truth is, reputable casinos rely on fair odds and RNGs to maintain a profitable business model. They don’t need to cheat. Think about it — if players thought the games were unfair, they wouldn’t keep coming back, right? Casinos thrive on repeat customers, and the only way to ensure that is by offering a fair and enjoyable experience.Beyond Fairness: Perks and PitfallsOf course, fairness is just one factor to consider when choosing a casino. Online platforms often offer exciting bonuses and promotions that can boost your bankroll. However, it’s important to remember to gamble responsibly. Set spending limits, stick to them, and never chase losses. This applies to both online and land-based casinos.Land vs. Online: The Verdict is Yours!So, who wins the battle between land-based and online casinos? The truth is, there’s no clear winner. Both can be fair and enjoyable experiences, it all depends on your preferences. Land-based offers a social atmosphere and a chance to immerse yourself in the casino world, while online provides convenience and potentially higher payouts.Explore the Excitement at Khelosports.com!If you’re looking for a safe and exciting online casino experience with a wide variety of games and potentially higher payouts, then look no further than Khelosports. We’re a licensed and reputable platform that prioritizes fair play and responsible gambling.Here’s what makes Khelosports.com the perfect place for your next online casino adventure:
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2024.05.17 06:03 boiopollo I've been cheating...
I have a confession to make…
I’ve been cheating this whole time.
I’ve been using ads to grow all my businesses. Not from the start, mind you, but validating demand and ideal customer profile through 1-1 outreach, then scaling through ads.
(Validate Demand) —> (Validate ICP, Offer, MVP) —> (Generate Testimonials) —> (Ads) —> (Profit)
This playbook works. But it only really works because of 2 things.
Insane profits, and some amount of capital to burn.
Those numbers might not be the best in the biz. But because my back-end profit was so insane, I didn’t have to worry at all about optimizing those. In fact, I could have 10x the lead costs, with 1/10th the conversion rates on both churn points, and still be profitable.
This made me lazy.
I didn’t know how to optimize my funnel, because I didn’t have to.
I didn’t know how to generate organic leads through content, because I didn’t have to.
I didn’t know how to bootstrap a J-curve low ticket offer, because I didn’t have to.
And instead of doubling down on a winning horse, I’m choosing to move my eggs to another basket. Why?
There are 3 reasons for this.
My goals, the future, and the value.
So onwards and upwards, to gaining new skills and nuance!
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I’ve been cheating this whole time.
I’ve been using ads to grow all my businesses. Not from the start, mind you, but validating demand and ideal customer profile through 1-1 outreach, then scaling through ads.
(Validate Demand) —> (Validate ICP, Offer, MVP) —> (Generate Testimonials) —> (Ads) —> (Profit)
This playbook works. But it only really works because of 2 things.
Insane profits, and some amount of capital to burn.
- Insane profits.
- Capital to burn.
Those numbers might not be the best in the biz. But because my back-end profit was so insane, I didn’t have to worry at all about optimizing those. In fact, I could have 10x the lead costs, with 1/10th the conversion rates on both churn points, and still be profitable.
This made me lazy.
I didn’t know how to optimize my funnel, because I didn’t have to.
I didn’t know how to generate organic leads through content, because I didn’t have to.
I didn’t know how to bootstrap a J-curve low ticket offer, because I didn’t have to.
And instead of doubling down on a winning horse, I’m choosing to move my eggs to another basket. Why?
There are 3 reasons for this.
My goals, the future, and the value.
- My goals
- The future
- The value
So onwards and upwards, to gaining new skills and nuance!
2024.05.17 05:55 boiopollo I've been cheating...
I have a confession to make…
I’ve been cheating this whole time.
I’ve been using ads to grow all my businesses. Not from the start, mind you, but validating demand and ideal customer profile through 1-1 outreach, then scaling through ads.
(Validate Demand) —> (Validate ICP, Offer, MVP) —> (Generate Testimonials) —> (Ads) —> (Profit)
This playbook works. But it only really works because of 2 things.
Insane profits, and some amount of capital to burn.
Those numbers might not be the best in the biz. But because my back-end profit was so insane, I didn’t have to worry at all about optimizing those. In fact, I could have 10x the lead costs, with 1/10th the conversion rates on both churn points, and still be profitable.
This made me lazy.
I didn’t know how to optimize my funnel, because I didn’t have to.
I didn’t know how to generate organic leads through content, because I didn’t have to.
I didn’t know how to bootstrap a J-curve low ticket offer, because I didn’t have to.
And instead of doubling down on a winning horse, I’m choosing to move my eggs to another basket. Why?
There are 3 reasons for this.
My goals, the future, and the value.
So onwards and upwards, to gaining new skills and nuance!
submitted by boiopollo to Entrepreneur [link] [comments]
I’ve been cheating this whole time.
I’ve been using ads to grow all my businesses. Not from the start, mind you, but validating demand and ideal customer profile through 1-1 outreach, then scaling through ads.
(Validate Demand) —> (Validate ICP, Offer, MVP) —> (Generate Testimonials) —> (Ads) —> (Profit)
This playbook works. But it only really works because of 2 things.
Insane profits, and some amount of capital to burn.
- Insane profits.
- Capital to burn.
Those numbers might not be the best in the biz. But because my back-end profit was so insane, I didn’t have to worry at all about optimizing those. In fact, I could have 10x the lead costs, with 1/10th the conversion rates on both churn points, and still be profitable.
This made me lazy.
I didn’t know how to optimize my funnel, because I didn’t have to.
I didn’t know how to generate organic leads through content, because I didn’t have to.
I didn’t know how to bootstrap a J-curve low ticket offer, because I didn’t have to.
And instead of doubling down on a winning horse, I’m choosing to move my eggs to another basket. Why?
There are 3 reasons for this.
My goals, the future, and the value.
- My goals
- The future
- The value
So onwards and upwards, to gaining new skills and nuance!
2024.05.17 03:44 Prestigious-Rock-317 Stop Worrying About the "Curve" and Cheating. It Won't Change Your Score.
It is obviously frustrating that people are cheating, but it has happened before, and it will continue to happen.
Take a step back and think, what can College Board really do about the cheating? They will certainly not be able to pursue Chinese sellers on their 50 accounts, hiding behind anonymous Chinese social media accounts. Although there may be more cheating this year than in other years, you can only control how you prepare; why worry about the cheaters who won't succeed anyway?
They really cannot do anything about the cheating except change their distribution and testing methods for next year, deal with it and keep studying. Though it's not everyone, a vocal amount of people have a sad a** mentality of "woe is me" when talking about cheating instead of focusing on their next exam.
On the note of AP scores, the College Board calculates the curve BEFORE the exam; it has nothing to do with peer performance. You can be at peace with your performance because you will get the score that you should've gotten even if there were no cheaters to begin with.
submitted by Prestigious-Rock-317 to APStudents [link] [comments]
Take a step back and think, what can College Board really do about the cheating? They will certainly not be able to pursue Chinese sellers on their 50 accounts, hiding behind anonymous Chinese social media accounts. Although there may be more cheating this year than in other years, you can only control how you prepare; why worry about the cheaters who won't succeed anyway?
They really cannot do anything about the cheating except change their distribution and testing methods for next year, deal with it and keep studying. Though it's not everyone, a vocal amount of people have a sad a** mentality of "woe is me" when talking about cheating instead of focusing on their next exam.
On the note of AP scores, the College Board calculates the curve BEFORE the exam; it has nothing to do with peer performance. You can be at peace with your performance because you will get the score that you should've gotten even if there were no cheaters to begin with.
2024.05.17 03:42 Nukesnipe A list of exotic weapons that have absolutely, definitely been forgotten by Bungie and see next to no use in anything and desperately need a rework from Bungie
Reworking useless exotic weapons is great, and I like what they're doing with Cerberus+1 and Bastion. Honestly thinking of moving from Monte Carlo to Bastion for my hypothetical Prismatic melee build, and that's fun. Hell, Symmetry and Eddy Current's buffs might actually make it interesting, though imo it should get some better verb synergy. However, here's a list of other extremely low-use exotic weapons that are so forgotten most people don't even talk about them, and why nobody fucking uses them.
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- Prospector
- It's so bad that it's almost funny. All it does is have sticky grenades that you can manually detonate, and kills create small arc explosions. Its trait? Full-Auto. And it still has a year 1 catalyst that just gives it +40 to blast radius. Legitimately on par with a green grenade launcher, the only reason to ever pull a Prospector out is to troll your friends by planting the rally banner in the ceiling.
- Sturm*
- Asterisk on this because it's actually fairly decent in Crucible, but I don't give a shit about Crucible and don't believe that being mediocre in PvP should hold a weapon back from being usable in PvE. Sturm has an albatross around its neck named "Year 1 double primary sandbox" and that's what holds it back. Functionally only having one trait unless you're running Drang is a death sentence for this gorgeous, unique gun.
- Cryosthesia 77k
- Remember how this was good for exactly one season until Lost came out and introduced legendary Stasis weapons? And even then, saying it was "good" carries the huge caveat that it was only good with a build using something like Mantle of Battle Harmony and Surprise Attack. As soon as we got legendary Stasis weapons, this gun stopped seeing any use at all. Seriously, it functionally only has one effect, that you can fire off a charged shot that freezes after a kill. All you do is get a single Shadebinder melee, that's awful. Verglas Curve, the other primary exotic Stasis weapon from a seasonal pass (weird that they were both from the pass, now that I think about it) can freeze entire rooms after a single kill, and is much less clunky to use.
- Hard Light
- The model is enormous and there's just not much reason to use it. The boosted ricochet damage isn't really fun to play with since it's actual ricochets and not video game cheated ricochets (see: Caliban's Hand or Khvostov). It was so boring that Bungie had to give it Fundamentals to give it anything... but that lost most of its value after Match Game (rest in piss) went away.
- Telesto*
- Asterisk on this one because nobody has actually forgotten about Telesto... but when was the last time you used it as a gun and not to break the game? All it does is have weird delayed explosion balls that... don't really do anything special, and getting multikills reload your kinetic and energy slot weapons. Very, very, very low-power abilities and no reason to ever use it over a legendary fusion rifle.
- Lord of Wolves
- Less forgotten because it's occasionally been a sleeper pick in Crucible, but not to the point of being particularly good. It's also just... really boring? Like, it's really just a special ammo pulse rifle whose effect lets it... fire twice as much in one shot? C'mon, that's not even how actual Fallen shrapnel launchers work! And as a personal pet peeve that they'll never fix... we don't even get the cool break action reload from the concept art, bruh.
- Tarrabah*
- Another one that gets the "moderately not terrible in Crucible" asterisk. Fun gun to use, but losing the charge when you holster it absolutely murders the gun, and there's no reason to use it over a legendary SMG.
- Devil's Ruin
- Cool gun idea, stopped being particularly interesting as soon as Surprise Attack disappeared. Does anyone else remember when you could get a perfect charge on it that overloaded the magazine to 30 and meant you didn't have to reload after firing a laser? I know it existed but I can't find any videos about it. Always felt like a catalyst effect that was bugged and available in the base gun.
- Lorentz Driver
- Another for the list of seasonal exotics that nobody uses. Cool gun that was actually kinda good when Lost started, but then they nerfed it and nobody ever touched the thing again. Cursed with the shackle of being a precision damage weapon whose perks are all about killing adds, and therefore means there's no reason to use it over a shotgun, fusion rifle or trace rifle.
- Exotic Glaives
- Bundling these three together because they have the same problems. Class-restricted weapons are cringe, none of them have an exotic intrinsic (the intrinsic shares a name with the weapon and the effect is just "is a glaive) and the traits are really, really, really bad.
- Dead Messenger
- Wave-frames are good, so a wave frame x3 should be really good, right? Turns out, not really! Doesn't outperform legendary options to a worthwhile degree, and Fundamentals doesn't really add much either. And none of the catalysts are very useful, so that's three strikes.
- The Manticore*
- This one gets the "too recent to really be forgotten" asterisk, but c'mon. Who the fuck used Manticore after trying it out once and deciding it was too dogshit to use? News flash Bungie, floating slowly in the air just gets you shot by everyone! Man, seasonal exotics tend to be kind of garbage, huh?
- Centrifuse*
- Speaking of which... this one shares the same asterisk as Manticore, but is somehow more forgotten despite being more recent. Amazing visual design, terrible gameplay loop. Having to constantly sprint just feels terrible and the effect you get for it is... not particularly interesting. The catalyst saves it slightly, but not enough to be usable.
- Prospector
- Oh boy. This one gets bolded and italicized for how bad it is. I would've put it at the top, but I'm going down the list as it's shown in-game. Functionally, Prospector is roughly on par with a green grenade launcher. All it does is have sticky manually detonated grenades and worse chain reaction. It still has full-auto trigger system as its trait for Pete's sake! It might as well not even have any special effects! The only reason I've seen anyone bust out Prospector for any reason since Forsaken dropped was to troll people by putting a rally flag in the ceiling. That's it.
- D.A.R.C.I.*
- "Not particularly forgotten" asterisk here, but let's be real. It's a ruler. Not even adding jolt can save it, why is this still in the heavy slot? Did someone forget to make it a special weapon when Forsaken came out and they're too embarrassed to admit it?
- Worldline Zero
- A sword so bad it was only useful when you could use it to skate, and then they took that away and it just became a really shitty sword.
- Black Talon
- The other shitty sword. Caster frames are already unfortunately kind of really weak, and this is no different. Hell, ever since legendary caster frames came out, Black Talon became instantly worse since it doesn't have an exotic trait and its intrinsic is just "is a caster frame." The catalyst is too awkward to get any real use out of, and doesn't boost it to a significant enough degree to make it worth using. Oh, and I forgot, blocking drains sword energy and instantly reduces the damage of the projectile. That's right kids, the catalyst has anti-synergy with the intrinsic!
- Hawkmoon
- Randomly rolled exotics were cringe and I'm glad they became craftable... but Hawkmoon hasn't yet. The only way to get it is to bug Xur every week, and that's it. Will probably get better once they add its mission to the rotator and it becomes craftable. Hopefully it'll also get some traits that lean towards PvE. So, it gets an honorable mention because Bungie will give it attention in the future, just not yet.
- Borealis
- I still hold that Borealis is a surprisingly good sleeper pick for higher level content, especially if there's a lot of shields. It's the only gun where Fundamentals actually works with its loop, because that perk came from Borealis. If you use it right, you never have to manually reload, can pop any shield you see and can have basically permanent uptime on very high damage shots. Unfortunately, precision weapons designed around killing smaller targets are a bit weak right now, especially sniper rifles.
- Tessellation
- Honorable mention because most people forgot this gun existed a week after it came out. It's interesting but underwhelming at the moment. It will, however, absolutely be getting a catalyst when Final Shape comes out, and I get the feeling it's one of those guns that'll live or die by its catalyst. We shall see in a few weeks.
- Trespasser
- Honestly it's still a really good gun that works really well... but it suffers from having no Surprise Attack to buff it and not having any verb synergy. Works pretty well with Mask of Bakris from what I hear. Oh, and look, it's another forgettable season pass weapon!
- Duality
- While I'm thinking of functional but uninteresting season pass weapons, Duality is a cool looking gun with a cool gimmick that's just not worth using. It's a bit awkward to use effectively in PvE and gets outshone by Chaperone in PvP.