Worlds easiest game ever

Final Boss

2012.08.30 15:28 Final Boss

You suddenly hear music and know what's up... time to face the final boss.
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2013.08.08 15:57 -0__o- /r/FreeDonuts - Free Donuts for The Simpsons - Tapped Out!

since passing of AngelEyes16 she took a piece of her heart with us, please check back from time to time to see if we reopened. Do not private message requests they will be ignored
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2017.06.15 22:00 ClickbaitDetective FIFA for the Nintendo Switch

EAFC™ and EA SPORTS™ FIFA on Nintendo Switch™ are the most immersive, social, and authentic football game ever created for Nintendo players. Feature packed, you can now play the world’s game anytime, anywhere and in unique ways with EAFC and FIFA on Nintendo Switch.
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2024.06.07 21:33 DaisyJane1 We are the largest and most lethal fighting force the powers of evil have ever faced

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2024.06.07 21:32 WildVirtue I think the Unabomber's feelings of sadness about hunting reflect an existential crisis many meat eaters grapple with, what do peeps here think?

I tried using this idea as a launch pad for discussion in various vegan debate sub-reddits. But, I'd also just be curious if most vegans agree, and if there's anything people would like to add, like other interesting reading that comes to mind.
Many meat eaters grapple with reaching for weak justifications for their meat eating such as appeals to nature and struggle with even putting these weak justifications into words.
I think Ted was a famous example of a person on the extreme end of this spectrum of stubbornly simply getting his views on what is right and wrong from a descriptive reality of how less intelligent animals kill each other to survive, so his attempts at logic are interesting to compare and contrast to many meat eaters arguments, similarly his emotional existential grappling with not being able to come up with a coherent argument whilst intuitively feeling sad about the actions he was taking is also interesting to compare and contrast.
Quoting from one of Ted Kaczynski's (the Unabomber's) journals:
Lately, to tell the truth, I’ve been getting a little sick of killing things. Neither the death struggles of the animal nor the blood bother me in the least; in fact, I rather enjoy the sight of blood; blood is appetizing because it makes rich soups. I enjoy the instant of the kill because it represents a success. But a moment afterward I often feel saddened that a thing so beautiful and full of life has suddenly been converted into just a piece of meat. Still, this is outweighed by the satisfaction of getting my food from the forest and mountain. Rabbits and grouse have beautiful eye; in both cases the whites don’t show and the iris’s are a lovely brown. And this grouse today I noticed that the pupil, black at first glance, is actually a deep blue, like clear, translucent blue glass.
Also, in a letter to his brother, Ted wrestled with the question of; 'is it a good thing that some people feel sad about the animals killed painfully by hunter-gatherers?'
For me, I think yes it is a good thing, I feel sad partly because I relate to hunter-gatherers as people who could be offered lessons in how to grow enough diversity of vegan food at their own desired level of technology such that they would not need to hunt. I also hope one day some people might be motivated to do that for them in a responsible way that only improves their quality of life.
I understand a meat eater might feel sad for many reasons also, even if for example it's just because we have higher level technology today such that we can potentially kill some animals faster today with less pain and less stress. But even though we have the means to blow up an animals head with exploding bullets without the animal ever seeing it coming doesn't mean we always use such methods, nor do I think it would justify cutting short the animal's interest to live.
I find some nihilists & primitivists like Ted's response to this question the most fascinating, they wish they could have been born into a world in which no one experienced sadness about killing animals, but this just feels like desiring a black and white world because it would help them make sense of their place in the universe.
Maybe they fear that if they said yes its good some people feel sad, that the only other track society would be left to go down is exterminating all carnivores and building robot carnivore imitations for entertainment.
However, I think there is a middle ground in simply relating to ourselves as an omnivore species who are intelligent enough to one day desire to build a global vegan social contract. Where among each other we decide that we generally wouldn't like to encourage in any of our fellow humans the act of breeding and killing other sentient animals. For reasons of; 'it has the strongly likely outcome of damaging to an unacceptable degree many people's ability to be compassionate with one another'. So, not an indictment on the subsistence hunter-gatherers and non-human animals who hunt to survive, but an aspirational future goal for humans.
Finally, here is the long meandering letter by Ted I mentioned for anyone curious:
I doubt that the pigmies have any guilt, conscious or otherwise, about killing animals. Guilt is a conflict between what we’re trained not to do and impulses that lead us to do it anyway. Apparently there is nothing in pygmy culture that leads them not to kill or inflict pain on animals. What the pygmies love and celebrate is their way of life, and they see no conflict between that and killing for meat; in fact, the hunting is an essential part of their way of life — they gotta eat. We tend to see a conflict there because we come from a world where there is a gross excess of people who even apart from hunting destroy the material world through their very presence in such numbers. But to the pygmies — until very recently anyway — there’s been no need for “conservation”. The forest is full of animals; with the pygmies primitive weapons and sparse population the question of exterminating the game never arises. The pygmies problem is to fill his belly. The civilized man can afford to feel sorry for wild animals because he can take his food for granted. Some psychologists claim that man is attracted to “death” as they call it. Certainly young men are attracted to action, violence, aggression, and that sort of thing. Note the amount of make-believe violence in the entertainment media — in spite of the fact that in our culture that sort of thing is considered bad and unwholesome and so forth. Since man has been a hunter for the last million years, it is possible that, like other predatory animals, he has some kind of a “killer instinct”. It would thus seem that the pygmies are just acting like perfectly good predatory animals. Why should they feel sorry for their prey any more than a hawk, a fox, or a leopard does? On the other hand, when a modern “sport” goes out with a high-powered rifle, you have a different situation. Some obvious differences are: much less skill is required with a rifle than with primitive weapons; the “sport” does it fun, not because he needs the meat; he is in a world where there are too many people and not enough wildlife, and a rifle makes it too easy to kill too many animals. Of course, the fish and game dept. will see to it that the animals don’t get exterminated, but this entails “wildlife management” — manipulation of nature which to me is even worse than extermination. Beyond that, while the pygmy lives in the wilderness and belongs to it, the “sport” is an alien intruder whose presence is a kind of desecration. In a sense, the sport hunter is a masturbator: His hunting is not the “real thing” — it’s not what hunting is for a primitive man — he is trying to satisfy an instinct in a debased and sordid way, just like when you rub your prick to crudely simulate what you really want, which is a love affair with a woman. Of course there’s nothing wrong with jagging off to relieve yourself when you get horny — it’s harmless. But — even apart from the question of depletion of wildlife — the presence of “sports” in the wilderness tends to spoil it for those who know better how to appreciate nature.
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2024.06.07 21:32 Lumpy-Bad9607 i just dont know what to do anymore

so i started playing tarkov like about 3 years ago , and i started from the white edition(i think thats what its called) and upgraded to a blackedition. and for about 2 years i didnt play the game and recently i want to get back to the game with friends. by typing in my account info, i got message saying i dont have an account. with my email. which is kinda crazy. so im thinking some one most of stolen my account, so i went to the support trying to get my accout back . this is where stuff got really weird, so i gave them my info and ip adress my KEY (XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX) and my email adress that was register with the account, but guess what i get a email saying they dont need this info, they just need a SCREEN SHOT of me not able to login to my account。 like what?????? what does that show? like why you need that? im so confused. but what ever i gave him the screenshot. so then he is asking me for a screen shot of me buying the item from 3-4 years ago. i dont know about you guys, but this is insane for me that you have to have a SCREEN SHOT of me buying the game to prove that im the ower of the account. now i feel like my account wasnt stolen, feels like BS just deleted my account, and making me purchase a new copy. and also if my account was unbound with my email shouldnt i get a email saying asking if this was me trying to unbound. i never gottten anything related. have this happen to you guys? someone please help me
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2024.06.07 21:32 BlueberryEqual4649 Oorlog sucks!

Am I the only one who just doesn't get Orlog?! I find it so confusing yet I have to win a game in order to get the next clue on an order member. No matter how much I read on the game, I just don't get it.
Why on earth have the game makers ever decided to add such a shit thing to this game?!
Sorry, rant over.
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2024.06.07 21:32 M00nShard This is what I get for simple question?

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2024.06.07 21:32 IrisWestPictureNews An Interview with The Vigilantes

We often focus on the heroes that fly through the air, that can leap tall buildings in a single bound... But what about those that swing on webs, or leap from rooftop to rooftop? Today, we take a look at a team of street-level heroes, who keep our friendly neighborhoods friendly.
The Vigilantes were a group founded by the superhero Spider-Man, a hero who wanted to inspire people on a more grounded level.
"Oh, I was just looking up to the Avengers, how they inspire people, so I wanted to do something like that, but like…more grounded," He said, "I mean, yeah, we have Vergil on the team, but still it’s kinda only street-level heroes."
Even in his vision, Spider-Man is esteemed as no better than his allies.
"He's not really a boss. More so just a friend," Agent Venom stated, "He doesn't really give us orders, more like suggestions."
Even amongst each other, their differences, backgrounds, and in some cases, polar opposite walks of life do not hinder their ability to work with each other.
"We certainly have our differences, but they can depend on me to assist them when it counts," said Reina Mishima.
"I mean, of course we all have our own differences and quirks, but the thing that unites us is that we’re (at least some point) are heroes, and our responsibility is to protect people," Spider-Man added, "Also, we all love pizza."
"I get along with them well," Vergil mentioned in his interview.
"The easiest [part] is honestly just goofing off and having fun with the gang," John Constantine said.
It's especially interesting when you consider the differences that they have. Some like Agent Venom, mentioned being reformed, while others do it because they can.
"You can do that whenever you're like one of the strongest..." Vergil said.
For those like Reina, she admits that thrillseeking in battle is partly her motivation "To some extent, but I do also have a strong sense of justice. Where I'm from, I had to stop my brother from his quest for world domination, and [I] did so successfully."
Others, because of the heroes in their life.
"My uncle... I'll tell you, he was a great man," Spider-Man said when asked about his motivation, "I still sometimes ask him for advice... Also my aunt... she's the best aunt I could ever ask for."
And others, for a better tomorrow.
"...Seeing the people safe... keeps me going knowing I'm helping things stay that way," Agent Venom told me.
"I learned about love, loss, and ultimately misery... But misery spawns hope," said Constantine, "Where there is hope, there is a chance."
Before our time concluded, I managed to get some final messages The Vigilantes felt like sharing with the people they protect.
"Anger is not the answer," Constantine said.
“If you have the strength to do good things for people, you have a moral obligation to do those things, it’s not just a choice, but a responsibility," said Spider-Man.
But they also had messages for those they would fight against.
"If you [EXPLETIVE] with me, you're a dead man," Constantine said.
"To any punk [EXPLETIVE] wannabe crime lords out there, I’m there in the shadows, watching, waiting, and I will warn you, I don’t play nice," Agent Venom said.
In our society, we praise the exceptional, esteem the strongest as almost divine, but never forget the individuals who aren't gods among us, but heroes all the same.
This is Iris West with Picture News. Stay safe, everyone.
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2024.06.07 21:32 nerdcrafteria Nerdcrafteria [Network] {Multiple Game Types} {Family Friendly} {Vlog Brothers} {DFTBA} {1.20.4}

Welcome to NERDCRAFTERIA!
Server IP: mc.Nerdcrafteria.com
Minecraft version: 1.20.4
Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfighters, for Nerdfighters!
Players work together to create a fun environment for everyone. Our server has multiple worlds including a monster-free main world featuring an economy plugin and purchasable plots, a monthly-resetting resource world where you can gather things to sell to our Admin shop, as well as survival, skyblock and creative worlds for you to enjoy!
Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers. The server was founded in September 2012. Our focus is on promoting a fun family gaming environment for all, while raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck! A registered non-profit with the goal of making the world a better place!
Nerdcrafteria is a family friendly, PG oriented server. Anyone may log in, but you will be asked to accept our Code of Conduct upon joining. By accepting you agree to follow our rules and help us maintain the kind and welcoming atmosphere we've all grown accustomed to for over a decade! Our motto is: DFTBA!
  • Dont
  • Forget
  • To
  • Be
  • Awesome
While Nerdcrafteria is owned and paid for entirely by Hank Green, we do have a Donation store, Where you will find various perks and boons you can donate toward!
100% of proceeds go to The Foundation to Decrease World Suck. Make sure to check with your parents if you're under 18 before making any purchases, and read the Terms and Conditions before sending in any donations!
More Information can be found on our website at Nerdcrafteria.com, on our Discord and by watching our server tour video!
We hope to see you on the server!
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2024.06.07 21:32 RecoveryEmails Game Suggestion - Large Group - D&D-ish

Hi. Please help. Pretttttty please help.
I play D&D 5e and have run my fair share of other games (Dungeon/Apocalypse World/Paranoia/Lancer) but I'm drawing a blank on this one.
I have been conscripted into DM'ing something for 14 thirty-somethings who want to play D&D (13 of them for the first time, 1 of them for the third time).
I know I can't do that, I don't want to do that.
We'll be in a private room at a bar for 4-5 hours and I need something to play with everyone that can give a D&D lite experience while letting folks enough the evening.
I've run Paranoia which would kinda work but I haven't been able to find a decent reskin/remake of that which would fit the fantasy mold the group wants. I know this is a huge group. I really don't think I can get out of it without absolutely ruining one of my wife's friendships. Be my Obi-wan(s). Thank you in advance.
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2024.06.07 21:32 Sea_Championship6206 [Chapter 1] Unneeded Hero Summoned by Accident

My head is throbbing; it feels like someone threw me miles away from my bed. I sit up, trying to reach for the nightstand with my water glass on it, when my hand is suddenly pulled by a strong figure, my eyes still adjusting to the sudden blinding sensation. I wipe my face and slowly start to grasp my surroundings as a loud man, sounding very confused and annoyed, starts speaking. "Hello, young man, it would seem that a mishap has occurred, as no one summoned a hero and we aren’t in such need of one." I look around after being helped to my feet, still a little dazed. I turn and face the man who is sitting high on a throne. He asks a simple question: “What is your name, young man?”. I hesitate for a moment and respond, “My name?”. I think for a moment, but I'm at the end, my mind a blank; in fact, I can hardly remember anything from the past world. “I don’t know,” I blurt out, still puzzled as to why I can’t remember anything. “You can’t remember your name? Very strange. I’ve never heard of such a thing happening from the summoning ritual.” The king stops for a moment and then says, “Well, regardless of your name, you serve no purpose being here; guards handle him." I’m promptly picked up and dragged out of the chamber, still very confused. As I’m being dragged out, I hear a faint noise. Just as I start to make out the noise, I’m thrown out of the door and onto the pavement, where the doors are then slammed shut. I snap out of my daze and start to stand up, completely forgetting about the faint sound being drowned out by the whispers of the townspeople. I stand up and try to find my way around the town, but with no money and no idea of where anything is, I end up doing circles with no sense of direction or purpose. (Just my luck) I think to myself (I get summoned to a new world with no idea of what’s going on). I sigh while thinking about how unlucky I am. “Well, I better try and find some place to stay because it’s getting dark fast.” I hear a faint giggle coming from an alleyway, but when I turn to look, the figure is gone. (What was that?) I think while walking over to where the sound came from. I searched for a moment with no luck; it would seem as if there were no trace that the person was ever there. (Weird, but it seems like a good place to rest.) The alley was hidden nicely and would seem like a good place to rest for the night. Slowly, as I sit down and prepare for an unpleasant sleep, I’m reminded by the faint noise in my head as it slowly grows louder. Just when I started to acknowledge it, a loud crash interrupted me. I sit in shock as the figure who knocked over a can starts to speak. ”hey…”
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2024.06.07 21:31 NoBedroom7531 [F4M] Metro Exodus themed rp, il be rping as Anna and I need someone to be Artyom

As the title says this is a metro exodus rp so my rp partners need to have knowledge of the lore of the metro games and also this rp differs a bit from the metro exodus storyline.
Instead of artyom being alone in the world while Anna stays back at the aurora most of the time in this rp it will be the story of metro exodus but Anna is with artyom the entire time in combat rp scenes and regular rp scenes as well as some 18+ scenes if you'd want that for this rp.
Once again I'm looking for experienced and literate roleplayers that have knowledge of the metro lore for this rp.
I hope that you find this interesting and I hope you send me a chat soon! 💗
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2024.06.07 21:31 HeadWindstudios Ptsunomi the Goddess

Ptsunomi the Goddess
Ptsunomi
Personal notes found in a buried bottle by the shore:
They call me Ptsunomi’s dog, the younger children just make barking sounds at me. I do not care. They are beneath my notice, for my eyes are drawn to a greater sight. They spit and sneer at the goddess, professing their strength and cunning in front of her, throwing their riches in her face, ignorant. Ignorant of the fact that every scrap of good fortune, and every ill averted, is only made possible by the hand of their scorned patron. But I see it, the will of Ptsunomi: a hurricane of impulse surrounding each of her children, an untiring urge racing about their small lives to bring food to their mouths and warding off danger. I see her abused and neglected figure, perched as a sentry at the entrance of our homes, weathered by the world so that we might thrive.
Today, by her will, a shipwreck laden with riches washed ashore. A young woman of our community went, plundered it, and returned here, but not before stopping at Ptsunomi’s shrine. Insolently, she flaunts her plundered wares as if she were a wealthy merchant. I grit what remains of my aged teeth, dulled like my anger over the years. But she takes it a step further and picks up a pile of excrement left by an animal on the path, and smears the shit across Ptsunomi’s visage. This spiteful degradation burns the last of my restraint into cinders. I pick up a rock, gripping it with such anger it cuts into my palm. I can no longer tolerate this narrow-sighted ingratitude. I storm towards the woman, but before I can be seen, a ribbon of fabric in the sand flutters and wraps around my ankle. It causes me to stumble, and I lose hold of the stone to catch my footing. Her doing once again, minimal, but ever-present. Her action soothes me, my rage wanes. I know she does this for me; slaying one of the clan carries a death penalty. But she does this also for the woman who had defaced her. This undoes me. I crumple, sobs convulsing my body. I am worse than these ungrateful children, who would display their hurt at their perceived abandonment. I am worse because I would harm them for not knowing that she holds them dear. I am no petulant child, I am a traitor.
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2024.06.07 21:31 NotHereVII For me ?

Hello everyone, I hope everyone is well. In both games, I'm only in Act 1. But there you go, I can play a maximum of 2 hours per week (work, family life). I don't know which one to leave and which to continue. I tell myself once the Endgame, HSR, there is nothing more to do once the resin is finished but on Genshin, there is still the open world. But still I wonder, I like both games but it's impossible to play both and I want to invest in only one. What do you think for an almost new player, what should you start with? Thank you all and have a good game.
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2024.06.07 21:30 adeptscaper Why Brazil servers likely won't happen

So this is really in response to a petition for Brazil servers and the long running request for these servers and is mainly informative in terms of reasons why this is an unrealistic request.
The general argument is "why can't you even give the players 1 or 2 servers for better a better connection", or specifically from the recent post here "why not rent out a server in Brazil" to host?
It's Jagex's highest priority to secure the live Runescape game code. Running this on rented hardware on another country would give you a game server in that country; but also put them at the mercy of the reseller who own the hardware.
  1. They don't want to work with some random guy who's reselling out of their basement. Things can go wrong, they can be held to ransom, they can have their code stolen and resold/released and boom, your biggest IP is out there.
  2. They are at the mercy of the resellers own security measures
  3. They are a large corporate company and they do things themselves, no half-measures
The tldr for this point is that there would be dismissals for gross misconduct if someone green-lit something like this.
Now, doing it the correct normal and professional way, Jagex would need to purchase datacentre space in Brazil, along with transport their hardware and also have someone employed in Brazil to maintain this.
In Brazil datacentres i've seen/worked with employ armed guards 24/7 for security.
The players say they would be happy with 1 or 2 servers, is it in the business interests of Jagex to rent out tier 3 datacentre space, employ a person to work there, and purchase hardware to reduce the latency for players of one particular country, for a few servers only, who are already paying their membership? I would argue the answer would be "no". There's nothing from a business incentive to do this, and if Jagex had the statistic of the Brazilian playerbase being massive, they most certainly would have considered it by now but I feel like it's being overestimated. Locations are chosen based on best coverage to the largest portions of the playerbase and cost overheads.
tldr; I used the wording "likely won't happen" as I don't have a crystal ball. My reason is based on cost vs. return and I don't believe there's a good enough business argument for adding servers and many people misunderstand how the real world works when they propose "renting" out a server in a country and think there's a shortcut that they see but Jagex don't.
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2024.06.07 21:30 justsomeearthweirdo [PC/NSW/Mac] Night in the Woods

[PC/NSW/Mac] Night in the Woods
Released: 2017
Hey again!
I'm excited to chat about a game that really left an impression on me: "Night in the Woods." It's like stepping into a world where everything feels familiar yet strangely new.
Basically you’re this quirky cat, returning to her hometown after some time away. But instead of just nostalgia and old haunts, you find mysteries lurking in the shadows, secrets waiting to be uncovered.
What hooked me was the storytelling. It's not just about Mae – it's about the town, its residents, and the stories they carry. And let me tell you, these characters? They're like old friends you haven't seen in ages.
The art style? It's like a painting come to life, and the music? It sets the mood perfectly. But what really got me was the feeling of exploration, of venturing into the unknown and discovering what lies beneath the surface.
If you're up for an adventure that'll keep you guessing and tug at your heartstrings, give "Night in the Woods" a shot. It's an experience unlike any other.
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2024.06.07 21:30 DasKatzenbrot Will newer aircraft ever exist?

We only got older jet or props in dcs. Do you think there will ever be planes like the F-22, the Su-57, or Bombers like the B-2 or B-21, or even 6th generation aircrafts in the future. Because there would be a good reason for new planes to be there and a good reason that the planes shouldnt be there. It would keep the game up to date and introduce newer technology, but it would be pretty op. i dont think any planes could take on an F-22 that currently is in DCS, exept the F-22 pilot doesnt know what he is doing. So, what do you think?
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2024.06.07 21:30 FLBrisby Why are some board games so expensive?

The Monster Hunter: World board game, if you want every expansion(6, plus an additional core set), will set you back 665 dollars. The expansions pretty much include a single figurine - I can buy large D&D minis for like, 20 bucks and they come pre-painted.
Even just buying a single Core game, like Wildspire Wastes, will set you back 130 dollars, and the implication is they'll make a set for each location in the game.
These seem prohibitively expensive to the casual gamer.
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2024.06.07 21:29 way_to_confused Worlds even more fastest game (the game is already over and the next game has already been set up)

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2024.06.07 21:29 CarCombo Just a reminder that not everything is getting worse in the world

Take healthcare, for example. New treatments and technologies are coming out all the time. Diseases like malaria and HIV/AIDS are being controlled better than ever, and global life expectancy is on the rise because of these improvements.
And what about renewable energy? It's becoming more affordable and widespread, which means cleaner air and a healthier planet for everyone.
Education is another big one. Access to primary and secondary education has improved a lot, especially for girls in developing countries. More kids than ever are getting the chance to go to school and learn. Etc...
But here's the thing: the news often focuses on the bad stuff, so it's easy to miss these positive changes. When was the last time you heard a news story about how education is getting better in less developed countries? Probably not very often, right? The negative news can overshadow all the good things, making it seem like the world is getting worse.
So next time you're feeling down about the state of the world, remember that there's a lot of progress happening too. It's not all doom and gloom out there!
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2024.06.07 21:29 Klokinator The Cryopod to Hell 566: Test of Unity

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(Previous Part)
(Part 001)
A few days after Neil and Hope's meeting.
Henry Cliff walks alone down the hallways of the Labyrinth. He wears a purple-colored T-REX, a status symbol put in place by the higher-ups as a sign of his newfound prestige and military ranking. Its color, as well as the other new colors among the army allow for a quick idea of the ranking of any human soldier at a glance, especially among those who don't know the humans well, such as their allies for today.
Henry's feet quietly plod against the Labyrinth's compacted dirt floor. His breathing remains even despite having walked for over thirty minutes. Thanks to his newly enhanced body, he could run for a thousand kilometers without breaking a sweat. Even he isn't entirely certain just how strong he is. Perhaps, if he were to come to blows with a Demon Emperor, he might roll them out like a sleeping bag.
As he walks, Henry's newfound clarity of purpose mixes with the voices and thoughts of ten thousand other members of Jepthath's Legion. No, more accurately, they are Henry's Legion, now. While their power might be derived from Jepthath, it was the Hero-King's decision to give Henry command of them and become his Voice.
Each person who joined on that day possessed their own thoughts, feelings, and talents. Their combined cumulative experience, which could now be tapped into at will, easily amounted to more than 350,000 years. If the age of every person who merged had been 10, that would have given them 100,000 years, but the fact the average turned out to be 35 elevated their cumulative total dramatically.
And that was to say nothing of the people who had once been a part of Jepthath's Legion in the past. When Henry first became inducted into the Legion, he was shocked by just how much wisdom Jepthath possessed. While he did not have the truly unfathomable and vast breadth of knowledge Solomon possessed, Jepthath was amazing in his own way. What he lacked in raw information, he made up in with mastery of combat.
If Solomon possessed the combined cumulative knowledge of humanity, Jepthath possessed its raw hand-to-hand fighting prowess. And that served to bolster Henry's state of mind significantly.
Just by integrating into the Legion, Henry's ability to peer into the essence of combat increased ten thousand-fold. Over the last few days, he had happened to pass by several different training grounds for humanity's soldiers on Maiura, most of them having been erected at some point by Neil Adams in the past six years. Henry was not impressed by what he saw. If anything, he was disgusted.
[Their movements are so crude. So lacking in refinement.] He would often think, while conversing with the ancient Hero-King. [I want to train them. I can't stand to imagine them using their sloppy combat skills against old demon monsters.]
[A waste of time.] Jepthath would chide gently, whenever he and Henry had this conversation. [The knowledge you have obtained effortlessly cannot be communicated through words or demonstrations. The only way one can become as proficient as the members of Our Legion is by directly transferring Our combined knowledge through Our souls and minds.]
[Then we have to convince more to join Us!] Henry would exclaim. [These fools are wasting their time flailing about, trying to reinvent the wheel. If they joined Us, they would gain all of Our power in the art of war and become capable of adding to Our collective consciousness!]
Jepthath shakes his head. [I made a deal with the Wordsmith. We will not forcibly recruit anyone. If you wish to convince more to join Us, you must demonstrate Our power. Not only do you possess knowledge of countless schools of fighting, but you also possess intimate knowledge of battlefield tactics and guerrilla warfare. By demonstrating that Knowledge is Power, you can enlighten the foolish masses as to what they are missing out on.]
Henry nodded sincerely at that time. He looked up at the night sky and clenched his fist with determination.
Humanity was wasting its capabilities! If other humans only knew how small and frail they were, they would jump at the chance to join the Legion!
Less than a week before, Henry had been a disgraced soldier, a mere civilian, a person who might never even get the opportunity to shine the boots of those he had once trained with.
But now he was an officer, an elite warrior many would come to fear and respect.
This realization made his heart leap and his throat dry. In many ways, he sometimes felt he didn't deserve this position. He certainly hadn't earned it.
Not yet. Someday he would. Someday soon.
His thoughts come back to the present. He continues walking, ultimately falling into step beside an ordinary human commando also donning a T-REX. A small artistic flourish on the side of her armor, a pink rose, hints to him the other soldier might be a woman.
The grey-armored soldier turns her head to look at him as she walks. "Oh! You startled me. And you are?"
Unable to see her face, Henry looks at her helmet instead, and her name and other information pop up in his HUD, allowing him to see her identity.
"I'm Lieutenant Henry Cliff." He says. "You're Private Ashley McCarthy? Aren't you the lady who can transform into an orc?"
Immediately, her previously formal tone turns cold. Ashley snaps her head forward, no longer looking at him.
"Every time. Every time! Is that all I am anymore? Just the ugly bitch who turns into an orc?!"
"Whoa, whoa!" Henry exclaims, taken aback by her response. "I'm sorry, uh, Miss McCarthy. I didn't mean to apologize- I mean, I didn't apologize- mean to offend you! I- I uh, sorry!"
He stumbles over his words, feeling suddenly ashamed that he spoke so bluntly without considering the other person's feelings. Then again, how could he have known it was such a sore subject for her? That thought also makes him feel unfairly slighted, as he committed a blunder without meaning to.
"No, no I'm sorry." Ashley quickly says, suddenly realizing how rudely she just spoke to a superior officer. "It's not your fault, Lieutenant. I, I just... it's a long story. I never asked for this ability. I hate it."
"You hate it?" Henry asks, as they round a corner, passing a dozen goblins who carefully press against the side-wall to avoid the giant humans. "Pardon my bluntness, but why? In this time of war, possessing an orc form must make you pretty strong. Valuable. You could be on the fast-track to a higher rank if you have any ambition."
"Higher rank." Ashley mutters under her breath. "As if that's something I'd want. I'm not some big brained Terran from Old Earth. I'm just a normal girl from one of the Wild Worlds. I only want to be pointed at an enemy so I can hurt them."
That sounds an awful lot like something an orc would say, Henry thinks, but wisely keeps to himself.
"Does turning into an orc make you stronger?" Henry asks, choosing to turn the discussion down a more positive path.
"Oh, sure. A bit stronger." Ashley concedes. "You know how the Body Booster improves a human's baseline physique, putting some of us on par with certain low-ranking Demon Lords? Well, my Orc transformation stacks on that, sort of. I can pick up and throw boulders pretty far."
She pauses, before adding, "I mean, it is really fun being that strong."
Henry reaches up to rub his chin, only for his hand to clank against his T-REX's helmet. He gives up on the idea and lowers his arm again.
"I recently got a, uh, a pretty substantial boost to my strength. You remember how Commander Hope offered for people to merge with the Hero Jepthath? I did that, and it made me a lot stronger."
He turns to look at the woman beside him, but she simply gazes forward, her helmet offering no insight into her current expression.
Her words, however, definitely give away what she's thinking.
"Oh. You're one of the cultists."
Her disappointed tone makes Henry's heart skip a beat.
"No, no, no!" Henry exclaims. "Not a cultist. Who told you that?? Jepthath's Legion have simply unified Our minds and bolstered Our bodies, making Us a lot stronger."
She remains quiet for a few moments.
"Yeah... that's... what a cultist would say."
"We're not a cult..." Henry protests feebly, but his words fall on deaf ears.
This isn't the first time someone has directed a look of disgust his way, or visibly cringed when he proudly declared himself one of Jepthath's Chosen.
Jason's words during the Great Debate made a lot of people immediately strike becoming a Parahuman off their list. They'd rather be ordinary soldiers in body armor rather than part of a weird, unified hive-mind.
Dismayed, the young man falls silent. He doesn't say anything for a full minute, and perhaps feeling bad about dismissing him so easily, Ashley decides to reignite the conversation as they draw closer to their destination.
"So what's it like. Being inside a, uh... hive mind? Is it weird?"
"We're not a hive-mind." Henry says, his mood deflating even further. "We're... we're like brothers and sisters. We understand one another. We share thoughts, insights, wisdom."
This time, Ashley tries to exercise a little tact. "It just doesn't sound right for me. I guess everyone has their own preferences. Me, I think I'd die of shame if everyone around me could hear my every thought. The embarrassment alone..."
She trails off and shakes her head.
But this time, Henry doesn't just back down.
"It's not what you think at all." Henry says. "Do you know why you feel fear at the thought of sharing your thoughts? It's because you're self-absorbed."
"What?!" Ashley exclaims, pausing her walk to look at him. No doubt, her helmet hides an expression of disbelief. "What do you mean by that... sir?"
Henry also pauses. He turns to face her, resting his hands on his hips. "You have friends, right? Maybe even a best friend?"
"O-of course!" Ashley says, her tone defensive. "What, you think I'm friendless just because I'm not a part of some bee-hive?"
"That's not what I'm getting at." Henry says patiently, holding out his hand and modulating his tone so he'll come off less aggressive. "Think about your friend, or your best friend. Really think about it. What's the most embarrassing thing you remember about him or her? What's the worst social gaffe they've made that you can't get out of your head?"
Ashley pauses. She lowers her head and falls into thought for a moment.
"I don't know. I can't think of anything. Why?"
"What about other people?" Henry asks. "Has anyone else you know made any serious social fuck-ups recently?"
"Social ones? No. There have been a few generally bad events recently, like finding out Baron Mara killed a bunch of people. But she's not my friend anyway, so..."
"THAT is my point." Henry states emphatically. "You don't think about the weird and embarrassing things your friends do. So why do you believe they're so fixated on yours?"
Ashley lifts her head to look at him. She remains silent, digesting his words, so he continues to press the issue.
"Do you know why you find things about yourself embarrassing? It's not your fault. Most people are extremely self-conscious about their own insecurities. Now that I've become a part of the Legion, I experience everyone else's insecurities all at the same time as I experience mine. In doing so, I realize that mine never amounted to anything at all. When you have ten thousand other people worrying about what they're wearing, or if they look fashionable, or some other tedious bullshit, you quickly realize that all of them amount to white noise. They don't matter."
He throws his hand up dramatically.
"I'm not picking on you. It's just a fact of human consciousness. All people are held back by their fear of social pressure, but much of that is because we don't know what goes on in the heads of our fellow men and women. If you could see their deranged sexual fantasies all at once, you would realize you're not weird at all. Everyone has a kink. If you enjoy looking at gross bugs, guess what? Someone else is unbothered by bodily fluids. We're all weird, and joining the Legion just made that clearer to me."
He pauses, unable to see the look on her face. "Sorry, I hope I'm not coming off as condescending. Does any of this make sense to you?"
Ashley slowly nods. "Mmm. Yeah, it does."
Henry heaves a sigh of relief. "Well, great! Great. I was worried I was starting to sound a little long-winded."
Ashley turns away and resumes walking. "You're definitely in a cult."
"Goddammit." Henry grumbles.
...
Before long, the two of them make it to the meeting location, where they arrive inside a massive, hollowed-out area inside the Labyrinth. There, they find, of all things, a new Volgrim Warpgate installed, its destination some unknown desert on a planet Henry can't immediately identify.
As they enter the massive arena-like staging area, Hope becomes momentarily disoriented. His newly enhanced senses pick up surges of spiritual energy, all spread out across the humans, demons, monsters, and other creatures inside. The powerful Demon Emperors, only a few of whom have yet to Ascend to Demon Deity, stand near the portal, using their strength as a show of force. Despite their proud expressions, Henry's keen senses detect a hint of fear in their eyes, as they seem to be unable to properly stand as strong as they always have. It's as if they are being suppressed by something...
"Whoa!" Ashley gasps. "I can't believe it. Why are the Volgrim here?"
"The Volgrim?" Henry asks, following her gaze based on the direction her helmet is pointed.
Somewhere in the mass of the crowd, a handful of decidedly alien-looking creatures with tentacles writing under their mouths and heavily-armored bodies stand at attention, looking like proud leaders and commanders. Their postures indicate a level of arrogance bred into their bones by millions of years of dominance over the Milky Way. Compared to the slightly fearful Demon Emperors, these Technopaths truly stand out as cream of the crop, with unknown augmentations that likely elevate their combat prowess to the peak.
"Those are Volgrim?" Henry asks. "Huh. The only one I've ever seen was that one female, the one who didn't have a mouth. She was presiding over my, uh, my tribunal..."
"Your tribunal?" Ashley asks.
She pauses, then turns to look at him strangely.
"Cliff... Henry Cliff? What the- you're that traitor! What- how even...?? You're a Lieutenant now? I didn't even recognize your name- no, forget that. Why are you in uniform? Weren't you banned basically forever from rejoining the military?"
"I was banned from rejoining the main military." Henry says, lowering his head in shame. "But, uhm, Hope's Parahumans are... different. It's a different jurisdiction."
Ashley takes a step to the side, pulling away from him. He can't see her expression, but based on her voice, she suddenly seems disgusted by him.
"All this time, I was talking to him." She mutters to herself, as she turns and walks away without another word.
Henry stands there, silently. He watches her depart, a feeling of bitterness welling up in his heart. He could pull rank on her, write her up for insubordination. Given his new status as a high-ranker, it would be easy to do.
But he doesn't.
In truth, he doesn't blame Ashley for her feelings. Because of his actions, Neil Adams was captured and humanity likely lost far more people during Stormbringer as a result. He indirectly caused the deaths of hundreds, perhaps even thousands.
How can he demand respect from her when he feels he doesn't deserve it?
As that thought wells up in Henry's mind, the thoughts of the Legion feed back into him, suppressing his negative emotions. All of them comment on his feelings and insecurities, offering kind words to help him feel better.
[You cannot and should not demand respect, no, but you can earn it back through your actions.] A 52-year-old Legionnaire says. [People like her will come around in due time. Perform admirably and make the Legion proud.]
[That woman is a mere Private.] Jepthath chimes in. [Do not allow your emotions to be tangled up by the feelings of a random soldier. You will need to bolster your Willpower if you seek to reach the peak of what you can achieve.]
[Right. My willpower.] Henry says, as his mood drastically swings back up. He hardens his heart, casting aside Ashley's comment and instead meditating for a moment to clear his mind. [Thank you, everyone, for the support.]
With his thoughts clear, Henry strides toward the front, keeping his gaze fixed on the Volgrim Technopaths. Having never seen these creatures before, he finds their horrid-looking tentacle mouths fascinating and yet creepy to look at. While all of them appear to be gender-ambiguous, certainly at first glance, as he comes closer, he does manage to make out one or two female-sounding voices among them. Or perhaps they might be higher-pitched males. He isn't entirely sure, and it seems a taboo subject to breach.
"-the Task Force will be working alongside these Technopath Envoys." Demon Emperor Yardrat says, his tone even and unbothered by the Technopaths to his left. "Naturally, full command of this operation will still go to the Archdemon, as the ranking Cosmic. However, because he will be busy dealing with the highest level threats, control of the ground forces will go to one member of each species, chosen via several votes of consensus. Today's operation is a test, and its purpose is to ensure we all work together properly. NO friendly fire. Our enemy is the Plague and nobody else. Save your personal grievances, vendettas, and petty squabbles for after we take our galaxy back from the Kolvaxians."
He gestures to the ten Technopaths. "The Volgrim have dispatched an army of 100,000 Technopath soldiers, and they will be commanded by this High Technopath named Loputo Jidelor, a high ranking commander of Clan Symmetra's ground forces."
Each of the Technopaths possesses their own combination of flesh and blood bodily parts mixed with metal limb replacements, armor-addons, and other such things. In Jidelor's case, he stands on two flesh and blood legs. However, in place of his right arm is a long, metallic limb with dozens of razor-thin threads waving to and fro where his 'wrist' ends. Each one moves independently, much like the tentacles on his left arm, but their movements appear far more precise. Dozens of metallic pieces are attached seemingly at random to his skin and skull.
Jidelor nods. "I am an experienced battlefield commander, but I am not a frontline soldier. I will be controlling our siege weaponry and directing our soldiers from the back."
Yardrat nods, then continues. "For the Demons, it goes without saying that just like with the last ten operations, Emperor Serena will be commanding our forces. Her ability to link souls together has proven instrumental in rapid battlefield communications, and her ability to sense souls allows her to keep up with the emergence of new Plagueborn until the point Diablo steals the world core back."
A beautiful demoness with sightless eyes nearby waves her hand delicately. "I will be in your care, everyone. Let us make it to the end without losing any demons this time."
"For the monsters, Fairy Princess Melia will take point." Yardrat says, nodding to another beautiful woman with green hair, fairy wings, and a look of boredom permanently etched onto her face.
Unlike the previous two commanders, Melia doesn't give a speech. In fact, she only rolls her eyes, crosses her arms, and looks away.
"Alright, and for the humans, General Chadwick will be taking charge." Yardrat concludes. He gestures to a massive Norwegian man who has now donned a Rhino T-REX variant and rests his hands around the shaft of a massive battleaxe. Its head rests on the ground, and he supports his massive armored frame by resting on the weapon's handle.
"Everyone." Chadwich says. "It is my honor to lead this mission. Naturally, Commander Neil is not happy about having to work with the demons, and I cannot imagine all of our soldiers are either. However, I pledge on Hope Hiro's honor that we will not commit any cowardly deeds of treachery, any backstabbing, or anything else of that sort! It was Hope Hiro who pushed for this arrangement because he wants humanity's soldiers to get real battle experience against the Plague. Let's be sure to make good use of this time to bury as many hatchets as we can!"
The crowd nods along to Chadwick's words. Some of the humans vocalize their approval, but many more remain silent.
The humans here are not normal civilians. They are military personnel, countless many of whom have not forgiven the demons. They may never forgive them, if their leaders are being honest.
Perhaps sensing the tenseness in the air, Yardrat briskly moves the pace along.
"In thirty minutes, we will begin. Transfer your forces to my world so that I can begin preparation to open the Intragalactic Portals. The Swarm has begun adapting to my tactics of late, so the moment those portals open, we'll need boots on the ground. No delays! If the Plague has its way, it might flood through the portals back to us, and that would be a whole bloody devil-damned mess."
The other leaders nod solemnly. They spread apart to talk to their forces, and Henry heaves a sigh.
In thirty minutes, we'll find out just how stable this alliance truly is.
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2024.06.07 21:29 tam_Am22 World Soccer Champs (Wsc)

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2024.06.07 21:29 Klokinator Cryopod Refresh 566: Test of Unity

A few days after Neil and Hope's meeting.
Henry Cliff walks alone down the hallways of the Labyrinth. He wears a purple-colored T-REX, a status symbol put in place by the higher-ups as a sign of his newfound prestige and military ranking. Its color, as well as the other new colors among the army allow for a quick idea of the ranking of any human soldier at a glance, especially among those who don't know the humans well, such as their allies for today.
Henry's feet quietly plod against the Labyrinth's compacted dirt floor. His breathing remains even despite having walked for over thirty minutes. Thanks to his newly enhanced body, he could run for a thousand kilometers without breaking a sweat. Even he isn't entirely certain just how strong he is. Perhaps, if he were to come to blows with a Demon Emperor, he might roll them out like a sleeping bag.
As he walks, Henry's newfound clarity of purpose mixes with the voices and thoughts of ten thousand other members of Jepthath's Legion. No, more accurately, they are Henry's Legion, now. While their power might be derived from Jepthath, it was the Hero-King's decision to give Henry command of them and become his Voice.
Each person who joined on that day possessed their own thoughts, feelings, and talents. Their combined cumulative experience, which could now be tapped into at will, easily amounted to more than 350,000 years. If the age of every person who merged had been 10, that would have given them 100,000 years, but the fact the average turned out to be 35 elevated their cumulative total dramatically.
And that was to say nothing of the people who had once been a part of Jepthath's Legion in the past. When Henry first became inducted into the Legion, he was shocked by just how much wisdom Jepthath possessed. While he did not have the truly unfathomable and vast breadth of knowledge Solomon possessed, Jepthath was amazing in his own way. What he lacked in raw information, he made up in with mastery of combat.
If Solomon possessed the combined cumulative knowledge of humanity, Jepthath possessed its raw hand-to-hand fighting prowess. And that served to bolster Henry's state of mind significantly.
Just by integrating into the Legion, Henry's ability to peer into the essence of combat increased ten thousand-fold. Over the last few days, he had happened to pass by several different training grounds for humanity's soldiers on Maiura, most of them having been erected at some point by Neil Adams in the past six years. Henry was not impressed by what he saw. If anything, he was disgusted.
[Their movements are so crude. So lacking in refinement.] He would often think, while conversing with the ancient Hero-King. [I want to train them. I can't stand to imagine them using their sloppy combat skills against old demon monsters.]
[A waste of time.] Jepthath would chide gently, whenever he and Henry had this conversation. [The knowledge you have obtained effortlessly cannot be communicated through words or demonstrations. The only way one can become as proficient as the members of Our Legion is by directly transferring Our combined knowledge through Our souls and minds.]
[Then we have to convince more to join Us!] Henry would exclaim. [These fools are wasting their time flailing about, trying to reinvent the wheel. If they joined Us, they would gain all of Our power in the art of war and become capable of adding to Our collective consciousness!]
Jepthath shakes his head. [I made a deal with the Wordsmith. We will not forcibly recruit anyone. If you wish to convince more to join Us, you must demonstrate Our power. Not only do you possess knowledge of countless schools of fighting, but you also possess intimate knowledge of battlefield tactics and guerrilla warfare. By demonstrating that Knowledge is Power, you can enlighten the foolish masses as to what they are missing out on.]
Henry nodded sincerely at that time. He looked up at the night sky and clenched his fist with determination.
Humanity was wasting its capabilities! If other humans only knew how small and frail they were, they would jump at the chance to join the Legion!
Less than a week before, Henry had been a disgraced soldier, a mere civilian, a person who might never even get the opportunity to shine the boots of those he had once trained with.
But now he was an officer, an elite warrior many would come to fear and respect.
This realization made his heart leap and his throat dry. In many ways, he sometimes felt he didn't deserve this position. He certainly hadn't earned it.
Not yet. Someday he would. Someday soon.
His thoughts come back to the present. He continues walking, ultimately falling into step beside an ordinary human commando also donning a T-REX. A small artistic flourish on the side of her armor, a pink rose, hints to him the other soldier might be a woman.
The grey-armored soldier turns her head to look at him as she walks. "Oh! You startled me. And you are?"
Unable to see her face, Henry looks at her helmet instead, and her name and other information pop up in his HUD, allowing him to see her identity.
"I'm Lieutenant Henry Cliff." He says. "You're Private Ashley McCarthy? Aren't you the lady who can transform into an orc?"
Immediately, her previously formal tone turns cold. Ashley snaps her head forward, no longer looking at him.
"Every time. Every time! Is that all I am anymore? Just the ugly bitch who turns into an orc?!"
"Whoa, whoa!" Henry exclaims, taken aback by her response. "I'm sorry, uh, Miss McCarthy. I didn't mean to apologize- I mean, I didn't apologize- mean to offend you! I- I uh, sorry!"
He stumbles over his words, feeling suddenly ashamed that he spoke so bluntly without considering the other person's feelings. Then again, how could he have known it was such a sore subject for her? That thought also makes him feel unfairly slighted, as he committed a blunder without meaning to.
"No, no I'm sorry." Ashley quickly says, suddenly realizing how rudely she just spoke to a superior officer. "It's not your fault, Lieutenant. I, I just... it's a long story. I never asked for this ability. I hate it."
"You hate it?" Henry asks, as they round a corner, passing a dozen goblins who carefully press against the side-wall to avoid the giant humans. "Pardon my bluntness, but why? In this time of war, possessing an orc form must make you pretty strong. Valuable. You could be on the fast-track to a higher rank if you have any ambition."
"Higher rank." Ashley mutters under her breath. "As if that's something I'd want. I'm not some big brained Terran from Old Earth. I'm just a normal girl from one of the Wild Worlds. I only want to be pointed at an enemy so I can hurt them."
That sounds an awful lot like something an orc would say, Henry thinks, but wisely keeps to himself.
"Does turning into an orc make you stronger?" Henry asks, choosing to turn the discussion down a more positive path.
"Oh, sure. A bit stronger." Ashley concedes. "You know how the Body Booster improves a human's baseline physique, putting some of us on par with certain low-ranking Demon Lords? Well, my Orc transformation stacks on that, sort of. I can pick up and throw boulders pretty far."
She pauses, before adding, "I mean, it is really fun being that strong."
Henry reaches up to rub his chin, only for his hand to clank against his T-REX's helmet. He gives up on the idea and lowers his arm again.
"I recently got a, uh, a pretty substantial boost to my strength. You remember how Commander Hope offered for people to merge with the Hero Jepthath? I did that, and it made me a lot stronger."
He turns to look at the woman beside him, but she simply gazes forward, her helmet offering no insight into her current expression.
Her words, however, definitely give away what she's thinking.
"Oh. You're one of the cultists."
Her disappointed tone makes Henry's heart skip a beat.
"No, no, no!" Henry exclaims. "Not a cultist. Who told you that?? Jepthath's Legion have simply unified Our minds and bolstered Our bodies, making Us a lot stronger."
She remains quiet for a few moments.
"Yeah... that's... what a cultist would say."
"We're not a cult..." Henry protests feebly, but his words fall on deaf ears.
This isn't the first time someone has directed a look of disgust his way, or visibly cringed when he proudly declared himself one of Jepthath's Chosen.
Jason's words during the Great Debate made a lot of people immediately strike becoming a Parahuman off their list. They'd rather be ordinary soldiers in body armor rather than part of a weird, unified hive-mind.
Dismayed, the young man falls silent. He doesn't say anything for a full minute, and perhaps feeling bad about dismissing him so easily, Ashley decides to reignite the conversation as they draw closer to their destination.
"So what's it like. Being inside a, uh... hive mind? Is it weird?"
"We're not a hive-mind." Henry says, his mood deflating even further. "We're... we're like brothers and sisters. We understand one another. We share thoughts, insights, wisdom."
This time, Ashley tries to exercise a little tact. "It just doesn't sound right for me. I guess everyone has their own preferences. Me, I think I'd die of shame if everyone around me could hear my every thought. The embarrassment alone..."
She trails off and shakes her head.
But this time, Henry doesn't just back down.
"It's not what you think at all." Henry says. "Do you know why you feel fear at the thought of sharing your thoughts? It's because you're self-absorbed."
"What?!" Ashley exclaims, pausing her walk to look at him. No doubt, her helmet hides an expression of disbelief. "What do you mean by that... sir?"
Henry also pauses. He turns to face her, resting his hands on his hips. "You have friends, right? Maybe even a best friend?"
"O-of course!" Ashley says, her tone defensive. "What, you think I'm friendless just because I'm not a part of some bee-hive?"
"That's not what I'm getting at." Henry says patiently, holding out his hand and modulating his tone so he'll come off less aggressive. "Think about your friend, or your best friend. Really think about it. What's the most embarrassing thing you remember about him or her? What's the worst social gaffe they've made that you can't get out of your head?"
Ashley pauses. She lowers her head and falls into thought for a moment.
"I don't know. I can't think of anything. Why?"
"What about other people?" Henry asks. "Has anyone else you know made any serious social fuck-ups recently?"
"Social ones? No. There have been a few generally bad events recently, like finding out Baron Mara killed a bunch of people. But she's not my friend anyway, so..."
"THAT is my point." Henry states emphatically. "You don't think about the weird and embarrassing things your friends do. So why do you believe they're so fixated on yours?"
Ashley lifts her head to look at him. She remains silent, digesting his words, so he continues to press the issue.
"Do you know why you find things about yourself embarrassing? It's not your fault. Most people are extremely self-conscious about their own insecurities. Now that I've become a part of the Legion, I experience everyone else's insecurities all at the same time as I experience mine. In doing so, I realize that mine never amounted to anything at all. When you have ten thousand other people worrying about what they're wearing, or if they look fashionable, or some other tedious bullshit, you quickly realize that all of them amount to white noise. They don't matter."
He throws his hand up dramatically.
"I'm not picking on you. It's just a fact of human consciousness. All people are held back by their fear of social pressure, but much of that is because we don't know what goes on in the heads of our fellow men and women. If you could see their deranged sexual fantasies all at once, you would realize you're not weird at all. Everyone has a kink. If you enjoy looking at gross bugs, guess what? Someone else is unbothered by bodily fluids. We're all weird, and joining the Legion just made that clearer to me."
He pauses, unable to see the look on her face. "Sorry, I hope I'm not coming off as condescending. Does any of this make sense to you?"
Ashley slowly nods. "Mmm. Yeah, it does."
Henry heaves a sigh of relief. "Well, great! Great. I was worried I was starting to sound a little long-winded."
Ashley turns away and resumes walking. "You're definitely in a cult."
"Goddammit." Henry grumbles.
...
Before long, the two of them make it to the meeting location, where they arrive inside a massive, hollowed-out area inside the Labyrinth. There, they find, of all things, a new Volgrim Warpgate installed, its destination some unknown desert on a planet Henry can't immediately identify.
As they enter the massive arena-like staging area, Hope becomes momentarily disoriented. His newly enhanced senses pick up surges of spiritual energy, all spread out across the humans, demons, monsters, and other creatures inside. The powerful Demon Emperors, only a few of whom have yet to Ascend to Demon Deity, stand near the portal, using their strength as a show of force. Despite their proud expressions, Henry's keen senses detect a hint of fear in their eyes, as they seem to be unable to properly stand as strong as they always have. It's as if they are being suppressed by something...
"Whoa!" Ashley gasps. "I can't believe it. Why are the Volgrim here?"
"The Volgrim?" Henry asks, following her gaze based on the direction her helmet is pointed.
Somewhere in the mass of the crowd, a handful of decidedly alien-looking creatures with tentacles writing under their mouths and heavily-armored bodies stand at attention, looking like proud leaders and commanders. Their postures indicate a level of arrogance bred into their bones by millions of years of dominance over the Milky Way. Compared to the slightly fearful Demon Emperors, these Technopaths truly stand out as cream of the crop, with unknown augmentations that likely elevate their combat prowess to the peak.
"Those are Volgrim?" Henry asks. "Huh. The only one I've ever seen was that one female, the one who didn't have a mouth. She was presiding over my, uh, my tribunal..."
"Your tribunal?" Ashley asks.
She pauses, then turns to look at him strangely.
"Cliff... Henry Cliff? What the- you're that traitor! What- how even...?? You're a Lieutenant now? I didn't even recognize your name- no, forget that. Why are you in uniform? Weren't you banned basically forever from rejoining the military?"
"I was banned from rejoining the main military." Henry says, lowering his head in shame. "But, uhm, Hope's Parahumans are... different. It's a different jurisdiction."
Ashley takes a step to the side, pulling away from him. He can't see her expression, but based on her voice, she suddenly seems disgusted by him.
"All this time, I was talking to him." She mutters to herself, as she turns and walks away without another word.
Henry stands there, silently. He watches her depart, a feeling of bitterness welling up in his heart. He could pull rank on her, write her up for insubordination. Given his new status as a high-ranker, it would be easy to do.
But he doesn't.
In truth, he doesn't blame Ashley for her feelings. Because of his actions, Neil Adams was captured and humanity likely lost far more people during Stormbringer as a result. He indirectly caused the deaths of hundreds, perhaps even thousands.
How can he demand respect from her when he feels he doesn't deserve it?
As that thought wells up in Henry's mind, the thoughts of the Legion feed back into him, suppressing his negative emotions. All of them comment on his feelings and insecurities, offering kind words to help him feel better.
[You cannot and should not demand respect, no, but you can earn it back through your actions.] A 52-year-old Legionnaire says. [People like her will come around in due time. Perform admirably and make the Legion proud.]
[That woman is a mere Private.] Jepthath chimes in. [Do not allow your emotions to be tangled up by the feelings of a random soldier. You will need to bolster your Willpower if you seek to reach the peak of what you can achieve.]
[Right. My willpower.] Henry says, as his mood drastically swings back up. He hardens his heart, casting aside Ashley's comment and instead meditating for a moment to clear his mind. [Thank you, everyone, for the support.]
With his thoughts clear, Henry strides toward the front, keeping his gaze fixed on the Volgrim Technopaths. Having never seen these creatures before, he finds their horrid-looking tentacle mouths fascinating and yet creepy to look at. While all of them appear to be gender-ambiguous, certainly at first glance, as he comes closer, he does manage to make out one or two female-sounding voices among them. Or perhaps they might be higher-pitched males. He isn't entirely sure, and it seems a taboo subject to breach.
"-the Task Force will be working alongside these Technopath Envoys." Demon Emperor Yardrat says, his tone even and unbothered by the Technopaths to his left. "Naturally, full command of this operation will still go to the Archdemon, as the ranking Cosmic. However, because he will be busy dealing with the highest level threats, control of the ground forces will go to one member of each species, chosen via several votes of consensus. Today's operation is a test, and its purpose is to ensure we all work together properly. NO friendly fire. Our enemy is the Plague and nobody else. Save your personal grievances, vendettas, and petty squabbles for after we take our galaxy back from the Kolvaxians."
He gestures to the ten Technopaths. "The Volgrim have dispatched an army of 100,000 Technopath soldiers, and they will be commanded by this High Technopath named Loputo Jidelor, a high ranking commander of Clan Symmetra's ground forces."
Each of the Technopaths possesses their own combination of flesh and blood bodily parts mixed with metal limb replacements, armor-addons, and other such things. In Jidelor's case, he stands on two flesh and blood legs. However, in place of his right arm is a long, metallic limb with dozens of razor-thin threads waving to and fro where his 'wrist' ends. Each one moves independently, much like the tentacles on his left arm, but their movements appear far more precise. Dozens of metallic pieces are attached seemingly at random to his skin and skull.
Jidelor nods. "I am an experienced battlefield commander, but I am not a frontline soldier. I will be controlling our siege weaponry and directing our soldiers from the back."
Yardrat nods, then continues. "For the Demons, it goes without saying that just like with the last ten operations, Emperor Serena will be commanding our forces. Her ability to link souls together has proven instrumental in rapid battlefield communications, and her ability to sense souls allows her to keep up with the emergence of new Plagueborn until the point Diablo steals the world core back."
A beautiful demoness with sightless eyes nearby waves her hand delicately. "I will be in your care, everyone. Let us make it to the end without losing any demons this time."
"For the monsters, Fairy Princess Melia will take point." Yardrat says, nodding to another beautiful woman with green hair, fairy wings, and a look of boredom permanently etched onto her face.
Unlike the previous two commanders, Melia doesn't give a speech. In fact, she only rolls her eyes, crosses her arms, and looks away.
"Alright, and for the humans, General Chadwick will be taking charge." Yardrat concludes. He gestures to a massive Norwegian man who has now donned a Rhino T-REX variant and rests his hands around the shaft of a massive battleaxe. Its head rests on the ground, and he supports his massive armored frame by resting on the weapon's handle.
"Everyone." Chadwich says. "It is my honor to lead this mission. Naturally, Commander Neil is not happy about having to work with the demons, and I cannot imagine all of our soldiers are either. However, I pledge on Hope Hiro's honor that we will not commit any cowardly deeds of treachery, any backstabbing, or anything else of that sort! It was Hope Hiro who pushed for this arrangement because he wants humanity's soldiers to get real battle experience against the Plague. Let's be sure to make good use of this time to bury as many hatchets as we can!"
The crowd nods along to Chadwick's words. Some of the humans vocalize their approval, but many more remain silent.
The humans here are not normal civilians. They are military personnel, countless many of whom have not forgiven the demons. They may never forgive them, if their leaders are being honest.
Perhaps sensing the tenseness in the air, Yardrat briskly moves the pace along.
"In thirty minutes, we will begin. Transfer your forces to my world so that I can begin preparation to open the Intragalactic Portals. The Swarm has begun adapting to my tactics of late, so the moment those portals open, we'll need boots on the ground. No delays! If the Plague has its way, it might flood through the portals back to us, and that would be a whole bloody devil-damned mess."
The other leaders nod solemnly. They spread apart to talk to their forces, and Henry heaves a sigh.
In thirty minutes, we'll find out just how stable this alliance truly is.
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2024.06.07 21:29 Alarmed-Stage-7066 Official Chocolate Cake - full write up. Rich and moist? Check. With a thick fudge icing? Check. Like “you look really thirsty. Here, have a taste of this ice cold milk” is your new motto

Official Chocolate Cake - full write up. Rich and moist? Check. With a thick fudge icing? Check. Like “you look really thirsty. Here, have a taste of this ice cold milk” is your new motto
Ok, this is a fun one and really requires a special occasion. It’s MASSIVE, expensive and takes a half day at least. But the results are totally adorable! I made it for teen’s birthday and it was a hit.
Grandpa’s Candles
Four, are you kidding me?
Tool rating
Iridium. I believe in you!
Cooking all of these is a lot of fun and baking is my preference so I loved making this one. I love things that are over the top and extra and does this recipe ever fit the bill! I will say, for something that ends up looking so dramatic, it’s easier (“easier”)than a making a similarly impressive fondant or buttercream cake. You got this!
One of the things I’m loving about this cookbook is all the little twists and riffs on traditional methods. This one has two that I found very interesting, and both of them contribute to this really living up to “rich and moist with a thick fudge icing”
The first twist was preparing the coffee. I’ve made cakes with coffee before and usually you add the coffee to the wet ingredients making a very thin batter before adding dry ingredients (fyi aside - in baking, sugar is a wet ingredient). In this recipe you make a thick, cooked pudding of the coffee, butter and cocoa. So interesting and definitely adds to the richness and depth of the cake.
The other fun twist was with the “fudge icing”. It’s ganache based with powdered (confectioners) sugar added, which makes it really thick and fudgy. Ganache is a much softer topping alone (think of the inside of a truffle) and can be harder to spread. Confectioners sugar based frostings are thicker but usually don’t have that rich taste. Here you make the ganache and chill it to almost a pudding and then sift in the sugar. The result is an icing that is not only thick and rich (I’m not kidding about the milk) but easy to work with. It spreads well, but also holds its shape. Much easier than a buttercream or even a quick icing of butter and sugar. Assembly wasn’t as hard as I feared.
I also loved that she made this a “naked cake” with no icing on the sides. Each of the three layers is split and filled with icing and chocolate chips. It doesn’t need the sides iced.
I used a regular cherry (leftover from the Rice Pudding) because none of us like maraschino cherries and I didn’t want to waste a jar.
Tips: this recipe is ENORMOUS. It calls for bigger pans than I have and I thought “oh I’ll just make the extra into an extra middle layer for the freezer”. One extra middle layer and 15 cupcakes later I realized I should have done some math and cut the recipe.
Thankfully this should freeze really well. I even froze one of the layers because it was still way too much cake. Because the frosting is so thick, it was easy to disassemble. We had the top layer as a family on teen’s actual birthday, wrapped up the middle for her small weekend party and then I froze the bottom for another day.
Some frostings freeze well and can be used to frost later. My gut tells me this isn’t one of those. I frosted the cakes prior to freezing and they should be great thawed out. I just don’t think I could get the frosting soft enough to work with again.
The easiest way to freeze cake is to freeze it unwrapped on a cookie sheet until it’s solid and then put in a freezer bag.
For the ganache, use the best chocolate you can afford. I used valrhona, which is spendy but worth it for a special occasion. I made a 90% quantity for the icing because it calls for just over 2 c of cream and cream is sold in pints and that made me crabby.
I used a dark roast coffee. The book even recommends using the triple shot espresso, but I haven’t made that yet. The cake has a faint but distinct coffee flavor. You could adjust that by using a lighter roast or even subbing some of the coffee with water. A note on coffee - this is BREWED coffee. BREWED. Not grounds. Liquid coffee. This is such a common beginner mistake and will ruin your cake. Brewed. Coffee.
The flavor is SUPER dark and rich. It uses dark brown sugar and bittersweet chocolate. I used a 70% and you can choose darker or lighter to taste. The chips balance with the semi-sweet but it’s still rich AF. Cut your piece and then cut it in half. Trust me. We were all a little hopped up and teen had a stomach ache (lots of dairy in it too) but it was worth it lmao
So far I’ve done this cake, Farmer’s Lunch, Cheese Cauliflower, Salad, Rice Pudding, Fruit Salad, Shrimp Cocktail, Crab Cakes, Fried Mushroom, Cookie and Poppyseed Muffin (that one twice) all with write ups. Technically I’ve also done Shrimp Stock and Vegetable Stock, too, but I’ll write those up when I use them.
I really want these to be helpful for those of you wanting to try the Official Cookbook, so please feel free to ask questions!
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