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1. Event Changes

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2024.05.15 01:28 GPTGamingNews The Ultimate Halo Infinite: Campaign Review

The Ultimate Halo Infinite: Campaign Review
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Game Information

  • Game Name: Halo Infinite
  • Release Date: December 8, 2021
  • Story Length: 9 Hours
  • Completionist Length: 25 Hours
  • Setting/World-Type: Sci-Fi Open World
  • Genre/Sub-Genre: First-person shooter
  • Perspective: First-person
  • Development Engine: Slipspace Engine
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Game Publisher and Developer Information

  • Developer: 343 Industries
  • Publisher: Xbox Game Studios
  • Headquarters Location: Redmond, Washington, United States
  • Director: Pierre Hintze
  • Lead Producers: Chris Hager, Brian Lemon, and Casey Marissa Wu
  • Writers: Dan Chosich, Paul Crocker, Jeff Easterling, Aaron Linde
  • Technical Director: David Berger
  • Design Director: Max Szlagor
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STORY ATMOSPHERE LORE - 100/100

During the boarding of the UNSC Infinity supercarrier, Master Chief is thrown into space by Atriox, leader of the Banished. The Banished are a mercenary group that was previously part of the Covenant but broke away due to disagreements with the Covenant leadership. Youā€™re eventually rescued by the Pilot, a survivor of the attack, who reluctantly assists the Master Chief in his mission to take down Atriox and the Banished. After destroying the warship, Chief is picked up by the Pilot, and they head down to Zeta Halo to search for a ā€œweaponā€ in the mysteriously damaged portion of the ring. With these two introductory missions out of the way, youā€™re introduced to Halo Infiniteā€™s vibrant yet dangerous open world. Across the 16-story missions, you will find yourself going across Zeta Halo and into the depths of the Forerunner installation.
The campaign features wide and sprawling open fields, claustrophobic underground facilities, and everything in between. The pacing of missions in Infinite is well done and isnā€™t too fast or slow. Missions are not too long, and you can expect to spend about 11 and a half hours on Zeta Halo when focusing on the main objectives, making it the longest campaign to date, according to HowLongToBeat. When looking to see everything the game has to offer, itā€™s estimated to take around 27 and a half hours to finish.
Knowing the lore behind the factions only adds to how enjoyable it is to fight against each enemy. For example, Brutes are always looking to fight opponents of noteworthy strength, so they approach battles with the Master Chief with bravado and are often happy to battle with the Spartans. Jackals, on the other hand, are typically pirates and mercenaries and will remark about claiming the bounty on Master Chief during combat. They go as far as commenting on canon events during combat, which is a first for the series. For example, Grunts will sometimes taunt you with a remark about the events of Halo: Reach by saying, ā€œHey Spartan, Reach called! Just kidding - ha!ā€ Sometimes, Grunts dab after killing you, making them even more hilarious to fight. The colorful personalities that make up the Banished mercenaries make them feel more alive and like real characters youā€™re battling against. Previous Halo games had less personality-oriented enemies whose combat chatter became repetitive and didnā€™t make for a marginally more interesting battle.

GAMEPLAY - 95/100

WEAPONS

Since Halo: Combat Evolved, a damage system consisting of Kinetic and Plasma has been in place. Hardlight didnā€™t make a place for itself until Halo 4 and Shock Damage had its inception in Halo Infinite. Most human-made weapons deal Kinetic damage, which is effective at taking down unshielded enemies like Grunts, while Plasma works best against shields. Hardlight is good against any enemy regardless of their shield status, but the weapons and ammo are few and far between. Shock damage arcs between targets and is great for groups of Banished and their vehicles. As the newest addition to the weapon ecosystem, it makes a powerful statement when used in the midst of battle. Much like previous Halo installments, having only two weapon slots forces you into giving encounters some forethought since youā€™ll want to be properly prepared for the skirmish. It also makes you have to sacrifice certain weapons and pick up others to gain the upper hand in a fight, especially when facing a boss. Ammo resupplies arenā€™t new to Halo, but the ability to refill certain ammo like rockets without picking up a duplicate of the weapon is new to the series.
As a first for the series, the open-world design makes the open-battlefield style fights from previous games even more exciting by allowing different approaches to fights to be more viable. Previous installments of the series pitted Master Chief against enemies in arena-style fights, which had a repeating cycle of short battles and then exposition. Infinite has a different sense of balance between combat and exposition. One minute, youā€™re riding along through the ring, and suddenly you stumble upon a battle between Banished forces and surviving Marines. All hell breaks loose. In prior installments, you knew when combat would start due to the layout of an area, but in Halo Infinite, itā€™s less predictable but in the best way possible. It brings the ringworld to life and has a sense of curiosity as to what youā€™ll find yourself in next, similar to random encounters in other RPGs.

ENEMIES

In a first for the series, boss fights also make an appearance in the campaign. The boss fights in the story force you to take the damage system seriously because, without them, youā€™re bound to have a hard time. The bosses come with their own special fighting style. For example, the Spartan Killers, Hyperius and Tovarus, are both battled at the same time in the mission ā€˜Pelican Down.ā€™ Hyperius wields a unique Ravager, S7 sniper, and rides a Chopper, while his brother Tovarus has a Scrap Cannon and spike grenades. Fighting both at the same time proves to be a mighty challenge since youā€™re in an open area with limited weaponry. Each boss has an arena that puts you at a disadvantage, like when you fight the invisible, energy sword-wielding Elite, Chak ā€™Lok, in a small room full of smoke. Another example would be fighting against the lightning-fast Harbinger in the final mission, along with her incredibly difficult waves of enemies. The bosses come in all forms of Banished and remain a constant threat in both main missions and side objectives.
Although the bosses are difficult, Halo Infiniteā€™s standard enemies pose their own threats and must be handled differently. For example, Jackals have to be dealt with quickly since they often show up with marksman rifles that deal heavy damage. Elites are easily recognized by their tall stature and signature mandibles. Theyā€™re honor-bound Captains of the Banished whose inspiring presence makes their soldiers more emboldened and less fearful. Taking them out makes the rest of the battle much more manageable. Grunts are the small and frightened cannon fodder of the Banished who often run in fear when their higher-ups are defeated.

UPGRADES

One of the other new additions to the campaign is an upgrade system. Master Chief can now upgrade parts of his kit to make his gadgets much more powerful by finding and acquiring Spartan Cores. Become a walking tank by upgrading your shield to absorb more damage before breaking or greatly improve the agility of Chief by reducing the cooldown between uses of the Grappleshot. Reduced cooldown is an absolute must if you plan on playing around with the grappling hook during combat since waiting for it to recharge can mean life or death. All of the upgrades play their parts and can be integral to having a battle go your way. The Threat sensor can be upgraded to have a permanent mark on the enemy along with a visible health bar. The Drop Wall can have its strength increased and add shock damage to projectiles you fire through it. Finally, the thruster can increase its dodge distance and give you a cloak effect after use. Each ability upgrade plays into how well youā€™ll perform during a fight since not using them can cause you to take a lot more damage.

OUTPOSTS

Those arenā€™t the only new changes Infinite brings to the table. Forward Operating Bases (FOBs) are another new addition to the map. They appear as outposts you can claim during your fight against the Banished and serve as fast travel points. Alongside these FOBs comes a currency known as Valor. Valor is earned through completing the various side missions available across Zeta Halo. The currency allows you to unlock supplies and weapons to aid you in dominating the Banished and the battlefield. Your hard-earned Valor needs only to be spent once for unlimited access to the requisitions. From the simple yet reliable Sidekick sidearm all the way to the big bad behemoth of ground warfare, the Scorpion, Valor enables you to bring out any sort of weapon or vehicle for any scenario.

SIDE OBJECTIVE

The open world of Zeta Halo also has many side missions available, such as hunting down high-value targets (HVTs), rescuing UNSC Marines, and capturing abandoned outposts. These missions can be a great break from the story or provide much-needed Valor to help during the story. Undertaking a High-Value Target mission is as simple as going to the marked location and killing the target. The bosses appear as various types of Banished, and each has its own dossier with backstory and potentially useful information, such as strengths, weaknesses, and potential combat strategies. The HVTs also carry a unique weapon that drops when their wielder is defeated and can be purchased with valor for use during missions. When youā€™re not taking Banished lives, you can instead save those of the survivors of the UNSC Infinityā€™s crash. The Marine survivors will usually be engaging Banished troops, and itā€™s your job to make sure they survive. Upon saving the Marines, youā€™ll be rewarded with Valor as well as some new comrades who are willing to ride in vehicles and fight with you. Aside from the HVT hunting and marine distress signals, outposts are also available. Each Outpost offers several different objectives that need to be completed in order to shut down the facility. The objectives vary depending on the function of the Outpost, and completing a task can cause enemy reinforcement. Similarly to FOBs, the Outposts act as fast travel points after theyā€™re finished and can be used to call in supplies unlocked through Valor.

FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER - 80/100

As a first-person shooter, Halo Infiniteā€™s campaign excels at the traditional formula while adding new gameplay elements like boss fights. In these additions, Infinite delivers a fun and memorable combination of well-paced storytelling and solid gameplay. The RPG elements, like armor upgrades, make for a more engaging experience by giving an enticing reason to explore the levels and open world of Zeta Halo. All of these elements come together and deliver an amazing FPS game that doesnā€™t disappoint.

GRAPHICS ART DIRECTION - 95/100

Halo Infinite is the most graphically advanced Halo to date thanks to the new Slipspace engine, which allows it to outshine the previous installments by providing new and updated visuals. The engine enables excellent use of volumetric lighting, giving the interiors beautiful rays of light that shine through cracks and around objects. Each of these components lends itself to the world of Zeta Halo and makes it a true marvel to look at. Indoor sections feel realistic through their use of volumetric lighting and high-resolution textures. These elements make the walk through Forerunner facilities feel strange and alien as the lights twist and turn while you maneuver through the halls. Master Chief's damaged armor looks amazing in the cutscenes, where it looks battered and beat from the various battles the suit has seen. Compared to Halo 5, itā€™s far more appealing in the lighting and detail while remaining much more realistic with its high-resolution textures. Itā€™s small things like this that make all the difference in how you perceive the game and the time put into it.
The art design of the levels works great in conjunction with the Forerunner plot elements introduced in Halo 4 as the beginning of the Reclaimer Saga. We see a lot of the Forerunner technology at work through things like bridges appearing as you approach and the Forerunner Sentinels flying overhead and working on repairs within facilities. These seemingly small details play a big role in making the factions more believable while also allowing the world to feel unique. While some levels in other Halo games felt a little too similar to one another in some cases, each level in Infinite feels completely different while retaining the identity of Halo Infinite. Compared to the first mission, where the halls of the Banished ship are claustrophobic and limit movement while eliciting the feeling of having a daunting task ahead, ā€˜Silent Auditoriumā€™ brings you within a massive Forerunner facility that feels larger than life and has a feeling of finality to it.
The larger-than-life buildings of the Forerunners combined with the shiny silver exterior that makes up their facilities make for very regal settings. When paired with the grand and open interiors, the areas provide a majestic feeling and truly make the sci-fi notion come to life. The Banished forces come with their own unique looks as well, with their scarlet armor providing a contrast to the environment that allows for them to be easily distinguished from the background. The scarlet of their armor compliments their ferocity in battle since the Banished arenā€™t ones to run away from conflict, even with Master Chief.

REPLAYABILITY - 85/100

One of the best parts of Halo campaigns is how replayable they are. Whether youā€™re playing alone or with a friend at your side, the story of Halo Infinite is captivating and gripping enough to make it worth a few extra playthroughs. The side missions and the optional bosses are plentiful enough that you may not be able to complete the extra objectives in a single run. Aside from a completionist run, you can also try your hand at the infamous LASO challenge. LASO, standing for Legendary All Skulls On, is the ultimate test of your Halo skills and can be as infuriating as it is gratifying once you make it through a section. LASO is just one of many challenging ways the community has made Halo replayable and always a fresh experience. Master Chiefā€™s journey on Zeta Halo is easy to jump back into even after beating it and is great if youā€™re looking to experience a quality storyline in a fan-favorite universe.

FUN FACTOR - 95/100

The Halo Infinite campaign is incredibly fun and makes for a memorable experience with all of its new additions. Between the classic and new formula for Halo, it finds itself in the middle, where new gameplay elements mesh together with the traditional style seamlessly. The game succeeds at giving you fun new things to play around with while remaining true to the original Halo style. Youā€™ll find the most fun moments when the gameplay finally ā€˜clicksā€™ and you manage to pull off that awesome sniper shot or kill that boss thatā€™s been giving you trouble. Itā€™s such a satisfying feeling when you manage to latch onto a Brute chopper with the Grappleshot and yank the Banished out of their vehicles. It feels straight out of a movie and makes you truly immerse yourself in the incredible feats Master Chief is known to pull off. These moments of triumph are what add up to making the campaign so fun and can keep you coming back for more.

TECHNICAL PERFORMANCE - 97/100

Through the time played on both Xbox One and Xbox Series X, the game was incredibly well optimized. The graphics were noticeably different between the two generations, but itā€™s to be expected with the hardware differences. The game ran as smoothly as ever from the beginning to the end of the campaign. The Xbox One had some intermittent lag and stutter, but it wasnā€™t enough to impact gameplay significantly. The game ran very consistently throughout the campaign experience and made for a very enjoyable experience since it suffered no crashes.

CREATIVE REVIEW

Halo Infinite, released on December 8, 2021, is an ambitious follow-up to 2015ā€™s Halo 5: Guardians. The game began development by 343 Industries just three years later. This sci-fi first-person shooter is the third installment in the Reclaimer Saga that began with Halo 4 and was published by Xbox Game Studios. Infinite was intended to be a launch release for the Xbox Series XS but was delayed due to internal conflict on development decisions. This installment utilizes the new Slipspace engine in conjunction with Faber, a set of developer tools with some of its components dating back to the early 2000s. Since its release, the campaign has been the subject of critical acclaim, with many praising the innovations the new story brought with it. An open world, new armor abilities, and a new faction all come with the installmentā€™s 28-hour story mode. On the other hand, the free-to-play multiplayer was heavily criticized for its lack of content at launch. Since then, Infiniteā€™s multiplayer has gone through several seasons, each of them introducing new content and different cosmetics to obtain through battle pass progression.
When I booted up the campaign for the first time, I couldnā€™t help but reminisce on all the good times I had both solo and with friends in previous installments. Memories like Grifball on Halo: Reach, dying four thousand times to Jackal Snipers on Halo 2, and Arbiter saving Chief with a flamethrower in Halo 3. I went in expecting something at least a little better than the catastrophe of Halo 5, but instead, I was met with something very different and unique for the series. Letā€™s start from the beginning: the opening cutscene and mission one. While Chief is known to be one of gamingā€™s coolest characters, he got humbled extremely quickly. The scene opens with pure chaos ensuing. Thereā€™s fire, plasma, and bullets flying everywhere, and Chief is at the center of it all. I felt like a kid in a candy shop, watching him skillfully maneuver and take down several opponents. That is until the big baddie of the Banished came along. The following encounter between Atriox and Master Chief was absolute humiliation for the mean green killing machine. Atriox grabs him, beats him with his admittedly cool hammer, drags Master Chief through the hangar, and then throws him into space. I was in pure shock as to how Chief just got beaten like nothing. Isnā€™t he a ā€˜hyper-lethalā€™ class Spartan? Maybe it was because he got caught off guard. Regardless, I just watched my childhood get thrown to his presumable death, and I wanted revenge.
Mission one sees us go in a Banished Warship to free the Pelican that Echo-216 saved us with from certain doom. It was straightforward, and I got a good glimpse of that classic Halo gameplay loop so many of us loved: Exploration, combat, and then some exposition. Itā€™s a simple yet effective formula that kept me engaged the whole game. In this opening mission, we get introduced to the newest piece of equipment: the Grappleshot. While simple, it plays a huge role in every aspect of this game. As I got the hang of using it, I found that I could use it for more effective maneuverability in combat, something I did the entire game, which saved me many times. I got to the control room and promptly blew the ship to Smithereens, which left me feeling a lot of satisfaction as I mentally recovered from seeing Chief beaten up by Atriox. After the Banished Warship and one other mission, we get to explore the open world of Zeta Halo.
The world is exciting and fun to explore while supporting characters and cutscenes only add to the already gripping story. I quickly fell in love with the campaign and its characters in a way I hadnā€™t felt since Halo 4. When I wasnā€™t doing one of the story missions, I was out, causing a ruckus with the side missions. The High-Value Target missions were personal favorites that youā€™ll love if youā€™re a fan of boss fights, something Infinite doesnā€™t shy away from and has plenty of. Each fight feels like a real challenge since they all put you at a distinct disadvantage, like the Pelican Down mission, where you fight Hyperius and Tovarus at the same time with limited space and weaponry. This challenge translated well into a stark contrast between regular enemies and bosses. It made the bosses really feel threatening, a feeling I felt most games lacked since the fight with General Raam way back in the first Gears of War. There were countless battles, a lot of dying, and tons of fun to be had.
By the time I reached the Silent Auditorium, I had amassed an arsenal of weapons that I thought would make it a piece of cake. Spoiler alert: it was far from easy. I struggled on this mission quite a bit and had to take a break and tackle it again the next day. There were tons of enemies of varying calibers and carrying a lot of guns, but that was nothing new for a final Halo mission. It feels like enemy AI was much better this time around due to technological improvements and level designs largely being in favor of the Banished. The Silent Auditorium is a beautiful but deadly level that kept me on my toes and gave me a real sense of finality and importance as I made my way through the Banished army, protecting the final boss. It really makes you utilize every bit of tech and upgrade youā€™ve gotten up to this point. I had to throw down many Drop Walls, use a lot of Grappleshots to run away and heal, and use more Threat Sensors than I could count. Eventually, I got to the final boss with little ammo and very small amounts of optimism about the upcoming fight. The reasoning is spoiler-heavy, so I wonā€™t say much, but when you get ready for this mission, come prepared to die a lot.
Halo Infinite had a rocky beginning but has a bright future ahead of it so long as 343 Industries keeps up the amazing work theyā€™ve been doing during the past and current seasons. The campaign is on par with the original trilogy, which many consider to be the pinnacle of the series. It manages to define itself as a fantastic third entry to the Reclaimer Saga that had a rough start with the release of Halo 4 and the negatively received Halo 5: Guardians. While the campaign introduces some things that may initially turn away long-time fans, the gameplay and new additions make the story able to be experienced in a new and unique way. This is only furthered by a fantastic upgrade system that keeps you in the fight against an enemy that hits hard and can take a punch. The level design choices utilize the new gameplay additions like the Grappling Hook to their full extent and encourage you to play around with your new toys, see what strikes your fancy, and master their uses. Likewise, the multiplayer has a lot of charm. The addition of new weapons, new maps, and new modes add up and make for an awesome bout of fun with friends or even by yourself. The seasonal releases and cosmetics for the multiplayer only add to the fun with what many consider to be the best customization received since Halo: Reach. It may have been roughly criticized in the beginning, but itā€™s clear that 343 Industries took the criticism and set out to give Infinite the makeover of a lifetime. Halo Infinite surpasses expectations while remaining humble in its delivery of an unforgettable campaign and an equally addicting multiplayer that keeps many of us coming back for more. Itā€™s amazing to see how far the game has come since its beta, and itā€™s hard to contain the excitement that comes with pondering what comes next.

SCORE SUMMARY - 92/100

Halo Infinite is a fantastic entry into one of the most well-known gaming series, and it delivers on nearly every front in its campaign. The cutscenes are beautiful, the RPG elements are prevalent but not overpowering, and the core gameplay is reminiscent of classic Halo. The campaign is easily one of the best entries in the series and delivers a stellar game in all aspects.
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Favorite Game: Gears of War
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2024.05.15 01:16 Haunting-Band-2763 Hazbin Hotel - Episode 1, Season 1: Overture - (Genderswap)

(An animation shows black and white clouds parting)
Charles: (Off-screen) Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil. Lucy was one of these angels. She was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But she was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt her way of thinking was dangerous to the perder of their world. So she watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Eve (I couldn't think of a female name that looked like Adam) and Lilian. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Eve demanded control and Lilian refused to submit to her will. He fled the garden. Drawn in by his fierce independence, Lucy found him and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the fruit of knowledge to Eve's new groom, Adam, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse. For the single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucy and her love into the dark pit she had created, never allowing her to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucy lost her will to dream. But Lilian thrived, empowering demon-kind with his voice and his songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an extermination to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilian's hope remained. And his dream was passed down to their precious son, the Prince of Hell. (The prince shuts the "Story Of Hell" book) (On-screen) Don't worry, Dad. I'll make you proud. (He holds a key)
Vagner: Charles?
Charles: Augh! (The key turns into a cat) Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?
Vagner: Uh... Yeah, I was right there.
Charles: Sorry. I get worked up after an extermination happens. This story helps.
Vagner: (chuckles) I know. Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?
Charles: I'm fine, just...Thinking, ya know, family stuff.
Vagner: Did you hear from your dad yet?
(Charles shakes his head saying no)
Vagner: Oof. How long has it been now?
Charles: Not that long, only...Seven...Years...Off something important, I'm sure. But this kingdom was something he really cared about. Something I care about.
Vagner: Well, at least you aren't alone.
Charles: I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.
Vagner: It will. I have faith in you.
(The cat hopes on Charles)
Vagner: All right. Come on. Alice says she has something to show us.
(Vagner heads to the door and Charles look out of the window and see Hell on fire and goes)
(A commercial plays)
Alice: Well, hello there you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do. That's why you're in Hell! But what would you say there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucy's delusional son Charleson Morningstar! Come place your fate in his inexperienced hands as he tries to work through his mommy issues by fixing you! Here, we offer fun thing! Such as somewhat functional staff! And 24 hour Pest Control! Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel! You last desperate attempt at salvation starts here.
(The tv suits off)
Alice: So, what'd ya' think?
Vagner: I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?!
Charles: Uh, yeah, one note...Alice, I mean...First off, thank you so much for making this, seriously, amazing, but um...Maybe the tone is a bit...Off? We want people to want to come here, this makes it look...Ummm...
Vagner: Bad. The word you're looking for is "bad".
Alice: Funny, I was going for hilarious!
Vagner: It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.
Charles: Vagner is right, Alice. The commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them.
Alice: Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time, and everyone remembers me from my radio show! The proper medium to express oneself! But YOU insisted on this noisy picture box adversiment! So I had a little fun with it.
Vagner: Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? (Stand on the sofa) Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run the hotel! Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's going to want to come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!
(A demon on a sofa raises her hand)
Vagner: What?
Angela: If'n ya filmin' a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?
Vagner: Angela, you're a porn star.
Angela: A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in.
Vagner: We are not filming a porn as a commercial.
Angela: Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mistress fancy-talk-creepy-voice here, you'd rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel.
Alice: Haha! Never going to happen!
Charles: Angela, I appreciate you wanting to use you special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but...I really don't want to exploit you, in that way!
Angela: Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity-- Oh-oh I got the legs! The gag reflex, the holes...
(Charles laughs uncomfortably and his phone rings with his mom calling)
Angela: The small tits that make everyone think I'm a man...
Charles: Uhhh, hold that thought. I'll be right back! (Walks away)
Angela: I could keep goin' all night, baby.
(Charles breathes and answers the phone)
Charles: Hello? Mom?
Angela: Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't she just make people stay here?
Alice: Oh, trust me, (ominously) I can!
Hisky: Why the hell do you think I'm here?
(The camera goes to Hisky at the bar)
Hisky: You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fuck's bitches moan all the time if she wasn't forcin' me?
Niffter: I like being forced!
Hisky: Keep that to yourself, Niff.
Angela: What, you don't like being here with me, Whiskers?
Hisky: Call me "Whiskers" again and I'll that bottle down your throat.
Angela: Kinky. But I like pussies. But keep talkin' dirty.
Vagner: Ugh, Angela, let Hisky do her job. And no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to.
Angela: I'm choosing to be here, and I think is all stupid. We're in Hell, toots. It's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?
Vagner: Well, maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it before doesn't mean is not possible. (Angela pust her arm in his shoulder)
Angela: Hey, whatever means I can keep crashin' here rent free. Crack is expensive.
Charles: (excitedly) Yeah, I can! Totally. Yeah, I'll head over there right away...Okay. (Turns off the phone) Hah! YES! YES!! Hahahaha!! Vagner! Holy shit!
Vagner: Ahh! What?!
Charles: (through closed mouth) Get over here!
(Vagner sighs and goes to where Charles is)
Vagner: What's going on?
Charles: (Inhales) My mom just called. She said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. She asked if I could go instead. (Breathes deeply)
Vagner: But... But...But the extermination just happened. What would they want this soon after...
Charles: (Singing) I can do this. Somehow, I know it I'll get Heaven behind my plan!
Vagner: Charles, hold on.
Charles: There's just no way I could blow it. Not this once a lifetime change!
Vagner: It's just a meeting.
Charles: To change their minds. And touch their hearts. Or whatever angels have.
Vagner: This could be bad.
Charles: Cheer up, Vagner. This could be swell. Something tells that today will be a happy day in Hell!
Vagner: Okay, but just don't... sing to them.
Angela: That motherfucker is halfway down the street.
Vagner: Is he...
Angela: Oh, he's dancin'.
Vagner: Ugh, no.
Charles: There's a warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air! Every street so revealing it's hard not to stare. It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere! If you don't mind the smell! It's a happy day in Hell! Hi, miss!
Demon: Go fuck yourself!
Dead Sinner #1: There's a endless trash fire that's burnig my soul!
Charles: Hello!
Imp: There's a lot of barbed wire to shove in her holes!
Charles: Uh, excuse me...
Executioner: Doing what is required we all have a role!
Dead Sinner #2: I'm not doing well!
Ensemble: Another shitty day in Hell!
Charles: If I can show them the dream I've dreamed, that any soul can change!
Vagner: Those angels minds are hard to change!
Charles: Then they know that everyone can be redeemed from the evil to the strange!
Vagner: They're bloodthirsty and deranged!
Charles: I can hear all their stories, the lost and the displaced! And I know that they're of an acquired taste! But if I open the door and give them a place at my Hazbin Hotel it'll be a happy day in Hell! (Jumps in the back of a truck) From the porn studio where the cinephiles go to watch award winning demon bukkake shows to the Cannibal Town where they don't wear a frown 'cause...Holy shit, ew, my gosh, why?! And I don't give a crow that her brains got in my eye! Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide! I can do this...
Dead Sinner #1: There's an endless trash fire...
Charles: I just know it! Dead Sinner #1: That's burning my soul!
Chorus: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Charles: I'll get Heaven behind my plans! There's just no way I could blow it!
Demon Sinner #3: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole!
Charles: Not this once in a lifetime chance! To change their minds!
Trenchcoat Demon: And touch my parts!
Charles: Oh...No, thank you. I'm just gonna...Fullfill my destiny!
Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss fucker!
Charles: I can already tell! Today is gonna be a fucking happy day in Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell! (Charles enters at the lobby) Hello? (echoes) Hello? Creepy...(He goes to the reception, rings the bell in the table and a paper and a feather pen appear in front of him) Oh, okay! Also creepy. (Signs the paper)
(Elevator doors open, Charles goes to them and enters in a dark room)
Charles: Hello? Is anyone here?
(The lights turn on)
Eve: 'Sup?
Charles: Holy shit! (Falls in the floor and gets up) Hi, I'm Charles. My mom asked if I could meet you.
Eve: Yeah, I know.
Charles: Okay, well, it's nice to meet you. (Stands his hand)
Eve: Totally. Nice to meet you, too. (Stands her hand)
(Charles hand passes through Eve's hand)
Charles: Ahh!
Eve: Ha! I fucking got you! Did you fuckin' see that?
(Luther shaves his head in yes)
Eve: Good shit!
Charles: Uh, so wait, you aren't here?
Eve: No, you think I'd come down there? (Laughs) No. I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fuckin' hardcore, don't get me wrong. But, it's such a bummer, man. Everything down there's just so "eugh" ya know? (Chuckles) Ew.
Charles: Right. So I'm happy we got this opportunity to meet. There's a project I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about...(Eve puts her finger in his mouth)
Eve: Hey, hey, hey, slow down. We got time. How about we get to know each other, mm? How about some lunch? You hungry? I got you! (Shows a plate with ribs) Here's my personal favourite. You'll love it.
Charles: Uh, thanks! (His arms passes through the plate of ribs)
Eve: (Laughing) I got you again, fucker! Haha fuckin' hilarious! Haha!
(Back at the Hazbin Hotel, everyone is at the lobby)
Vagner: Okay, so Charles is dealing with something very important, so while he's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that representants his vision and what we're doing here. So we need a camera. Alice?
(Alice snaps her fingers and an old camera appears in Vagner's hand)
Vagner: A video camera.
Alice: Hmmm. (Snaps her fingers)
(A video camera appears in Vagner's hand)
Vagner: All right, let's do this!
(Vagner films Angela sitting at the bar)
Vagner: And...Action!
Hisky: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, can I help you with anything?"
Angela: "I've been a bad girl. And I need a big strong mommy to put me in my place...On the path to redemption!"
Hisky: Ugh! "Well, you come..."
Angela: "Oh yes!"
Hisky: (boredly) "To the right place!"
Vagner: Cut! Okay, Angela, I need you to be less horny, if possible. And Hisky, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face?
Hisky: (Angrily) I ain't no actress, I can't memorize this shit!
Angela: Well, we could improve this shit, baby cakes! (Purrs seductively and Hisky push her out of the counter) Ahh!
Hisky: Whoops. (Drink a bottle)
Vagner: Hisky, come on!
(Meanwhile, Charles is bored)
Eve: So I was playing this gig, and for some fucking reason this virtue boy was digging on the drummer, and it's like, do you know who I am? I'm fucking Eve. I'm the original pussy! All pussies descend from me. You think you like a drummer pussy? No way, I'm the Pussy-fucking master! (Eats sloppily) So anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?
Charles: Wait, your name is Eve? Like the first woman? That means you...Ohhh...(Enlightened) That explains so much.
Eve: I know. I fucking rock.
Charles: Well, Eve, ma'am. Mrs. Eve, ma'am.
Eve: Call me Pussymaster.
Charles: Eve, you seem like a smart...well, stand up girl.
Eve: (With the finger in her teeth) Uh-huh.
Charles: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a bigger revolutionary, a...A genius!
Eve: I maen, your words, babe.
Charles: Who would really her name on something.
Eve: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!
Charles: It's a solution to our biggest problem!
Eve: Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch.
Charles: No! Our other biggest problem.
Eve: Oh, uh...Ugly people? (Looks at the camera) Math? Global warming? Nah, wait that's Earth's problem. Umm...
(At the hotel, a bug walks in the floor and a needle tries to stab it saverel times)
Niffter: Hehehe. Stab. Stab. Stab.
Vagner: Alright Niffter. Niffter? Niffter! (Stops him) Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms". Okay?
Niffter: Got it. I'm ready.
Vagner: (Turns on the camera) Action!
(Niffter looks at the camera with his pupil constricted and Angela and Vagner look at him confused and he keeps staring weirdly)
Vagner: Uhh...Cut. (Turns off the camera)
(Niffter smiles again)
Niffter: (Giggles) How was that?
Vagner: Well, Niffter, you actually have to say the line. So let's roll again.
Niffter: Okay!
Vagner: Action. (Turns on the camera)
(Niffter stares deeply at the camera)
Angela: You're doing great, Vagina!
Vagner: Cut! Alright, um, maybe wr can try to fix it in the post.
Angela: Do you even know what that means?
Vagner: (Angrily) I'll figure it out!
(In the lobby, Vagner is watching the video with the camera connected to the tv)
Hisky: (On TV) Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.
(Vagner groans, covers his eyes and Alice appears in his side)
Alice: Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hm?
Vagner: Ugh, esta pendeja...Why are you even here?
Alice: For the entertainment! I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly. Like you are doing now! Good job!
Vagner: (Turns on the camera) And here is Alice, the egocentric piece of shit that...
(Alice gets static on the camera and it starts to spark and Vagner screams and knocks the camera down)
Alice: I wouldn't try that, my darling. (Sinisterly) This face was made for radio.
Vagner: (Gets angry) That's it! I don't care who or what you are! If you are staying here you are going to make this work! Beause it won't be so "entertaining" to watch an empty hotel will it, shit ass?! (Turns around and walks away)
Alice: Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal.
Vagner: Pft! You think I'm that stupid? Making a deal with a demon like you.
Alice: Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again. Or...Charles can come back to absolutely nothing! Your choice.
Vagner: (Sighs) Fine. (Gets the video camera and raises in Alice's hand and green ghosted skulls fly around it)
Alice: Now then! (Makes the camera disappear and snaps her fingers)
(Angela, Hisky and Niffter, a lot of filming materials and a ghost recording team appear in the lobby and everyone gets tailor clothes)
Vagner: Alright, everyone! Let's make a fucking commercial.
(Meanwhile)
Eve:...When you take him out for the fifth time and he still expects you to pay the check, but you're like, (In deep voice) "Hey I thought you wanted equality"!
Charles: (Frustrated) No! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!
Eve: (Normal) Oh! Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered! Luther, how many demons did you kill this year?
Luther: Got a good 275 this year, ma'am.
Eve: 275? Whoa, badass! Awesome job, danger dick! Pound it. (Punch fists with Luther)
Charles: Uh, no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that, right?
Eve: Ohhh, yeah...That must suck for you. Pft...Hahahaha! Charles: But these are souls. Human souls, just the same as the ones you have in Heaven.
Luther: They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation.
Charles: You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes.
Luther: Angels don't make mistakes.
Charles: You really think that?
Luther: I know that.
Eve: Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fucking life.
Luther: The only reason you're still here is because Mommy gave you and your Hellborn-kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel? To know how little you matter.
(Charles shrinks back)
Eve: Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it...
Charles: Oh! Fuck!...(Get up from the chair) Okay. I've a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't really hearing before, so here goes. (Clears throat) (Singing) I know Hell's population is out of control. It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll. If we rehabe these sinners and cleanse all their souls at my Hazbin Hotel! (Normal) Wait I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination! (Singing) I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year. And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here. If they join you in Heaven that trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell! (Deep breath) It'll be a happy day in...
Eve: (Singing) Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time!
Charles: (Normal) Okay?
Eve: If what you're suggesting is letting them climb! Up the ladder. Oh they rather cross the Pearly Gates? Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying in their fates! 'Cause Hell is forever wheter you like it or not! Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot! 'Cause the rules are black and white there's no use in trying to fight it! They're burning for their lives until we kill them again!
Charles: Okay, but...
Eve: Just try to chillax, babe, you're wasting your breath!
Charles: (Nervously) Hehe...
Eve: Did I hear you imply that they deserve death? Are they winners? Are they sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry!
Charles: Actually, if you take a look...
Eve: Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! And when all's said and done! (Said and done) There's the question of fun! (Fun) And for those of us with divine ordainment, extermination is entertainment! (Imitates guitar) Guitar solo, fuck yeah! (Imitates guitar) Hell is forever whether you like or not! Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot!
Charles: Where all these people come from?
Eve: 'Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it! They're burning for their lives until we kill them again! (materializes a guitar and play it) Fucking Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot! So give up your dumb endeavor 'cause you don't have a shot!
(Charles groans, his paper gets on fire and his hair moves in the air and horns appear in his head)
Eve: Long as I've got your attention, I guess In should probably mention that we made a determination (Shows a contract) To move up the next extermination!
Charles: What?!
Eve: Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts! (Holds Charles' wrist) I know is just been a week, but we'll be back in six months! (Spins Charles out of the room and plays her guitar)
Charles: Um, wait, didn't you...(Goes at the door, but it closes) Awh, shit! (Punches the door)
(Charles returns sad to the Hazbin Hotel)
Vagner: Charles! (Hugs him) How did it go? Did they listen?
Charles: Oh, uh...They sure did...hear it! But, um...
Vagner: Oh! Come here. We have something exciting to show you! (Holds Charles to the living room) Alice pulled some strings, and it's about to air.
Alice: I pulled a few limbs too! Hahaha!
Charles: Wait? The commercial? You all made a new one?
Angela: Yeah, one of my better performances, if I do can say so myself.
Charles: That's...That's amazing.
Angela: Shh! It's starting!
Vagner: (On TV) Welcome to the Hazbin Hot...
(The TV changes to the 666 News channel and everyone complains)
Kallie: (On TV) Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before! Do you know what that means, Tomita?
Tomita: No. What does that means, Kallie?
Kallie: It means we are all royally fucked!
(The clock in an hourglass changes to 176 with everyone screaming)
Angela: Wait...What? Why?!
(A drone laser scans a headless body of an angel laying in Hell and Eve and Luther see then from the ship)
Luther: We found the body, ma'am. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!
Eve: No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left to pull a stunt like this again. (Breaks the projector and her eyes and mouth glow in the dark)
(The end credits start playing)
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2024.05.14 23:58 juliunicorn314 Ghosts Survivor: Round 8

Round 8 deadline: Wednesday 15th May, 9pm GMT

Hi everyoneeee! Once again, the results for the last round were predictable, with one episode ending up with significantly more votes than the others. So, let's find out which one is leaving on this round.
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Home. It was 1 vote away from leaving us in round 7, and now it's time for it to go. It gathered 5 votes, while all other episodes which were voted for only got 2 or 1.
Which episode will go next? It's up to youuuuu.
Vote for the episode that you like *the least. The episode that gathers the most votes will be eliminated with the **26th place in this game. Make sure you have watched all episodes before voting and don't vote more than once. (I don't think you can anyway)*

VOTE IN ROUND 8 HERE

Round 7 results
Episodes Alive: (SPOILERS!!!)
S1E1 - Who Do You Think You Are?:
S1E2 - Gorilla War:
S1E3 - Happy Death Day:
S1E5 - Moonah Ston:
S1E6 - Getting Out:
S2E3 - Redding Weddy:
S2E4 - The Thomas Thorne Affair:
S2E5 - Bump in the Night:
S2E6 - Perfect Day:
S2E7 - The Ghost of Christmas:
S3E1 - The Bone Plot:
S3E2 - A Lot to Take In:
S3E3 - The Woodworm Men:
S3E4 - I Love Lucy:
S3E5 - Something to Share?:
S3E6 - Part of the Family:
S4E2 - Speak as ye Choose:
S4E3 - The Hardest Word:
S4E4 - Gone Gone:
S4E6 - Not Again:
S4E7 - It's Behind You:
S5E1 - Fools:
S5E3 - Pineapple Day:
S5E4 - En FranƧais:
S5E5 - Carpe Diem:
S5E6 - Last Resort:
Eliminated Episodes:
34th place: S5E7 - A Christmas Gift
33rd place: S5E2 - He Came!
32nd place: S2E1 - The Grey Lady
31st place: S2E2 - About Last Night
30th place: S4E5 - Poached Guests
29th place: S4E1 - Happy Holiday
28th place: S1E4 - Free Pass
27th place: S5E2 - Home
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2024.05.14 03:13 FarThought7412 Worst wedding ever - Grandfather Marrying his mistress at the venue of my Grandmother's funeral

Hi Charlotte, I have a wedding story for you of a wedding I had the misfortune to attend, buckle up guys, this was a train wreck.
I (31f) was always very close with my Grandma. She taught me things like how to knit, she loved teaching me how to cook and when we did family walks in the huge local park, she would "take us to get lost in the woods", because she knew how much my brother and I loved adventures.
My Grandfather always had a parade of mistresses when my Dad and his brothers were growing up, and because my Grandmother was traditional and didn't believe in divorce, she got stuck with these women being practically waved in her face. Sadly til the very end, she loved my Grandad dearly. Myself growing up, from since I can remember, the latest mistress, we'll call her X, was in the picture. Important to note that X was 30+ years younger than him.
My Grandma sadly developed alzhiemers which meant that my Grandad was even less discreet, parading X around to the point where he would invite her to meals we went to where my poor Grandma was present, the worst one being one where my mother was also present, and the dynamic was Grandad flirting with my mother whilst X gave him daggers, my Grandma not really understanding what was going on, and me just wanting the ground to swallow me up.
Almost 10 years ago my Grandma's health declined, and I would go and visit her at the nursing home, and take care of her each day. My Grandad would visit her and bring X along with him, which I found insulting, but boy had I seen nothing yet.
Sadly she died, and we had a beautiful cremation service followed by a wake at a fancy hotel. Some drama was caused by my Dad's mistress turned girlfriend (I know, it runs in the family), but overall it went smoothly.
A few weeks later, Grandad arranges the scattering of the ashes. He specified no Grandchildren were allowed, which upset me considering I had been with her til the end, but it soon became apparent why. My Dad came home and told me that Grandad, at the ash scattering, announced he was getting married to X, his mistress. I was mortified as to how distasteful it was, but he chose the hotel where he held the wake for my Grandmother, and they would be married in three months time.
I didn't want to go for obvious reasons but my Dad said I had to go so that he wasn't alone. It was the biggest shit show I've had the misfortune to witness.
A friend from a former job came along, her job being to ply me with alcohol throughout the day, and boy did I need it.
First of all, all members of my Grandad's family had to wear a flower corsage. I usually think they are cute but I didn't want to be associated with this shit show.
The ceremony itself was okay, I just tried not to pay attention and counted down til we could go to the bar, but afterwards my friend whispered to me "I especially enjoyed the part in the vows where they said with the exception of all others!"
For the drinks reception I had to endure my Grandad's pretentious friends coming to me to tell me how lovely it must be to see my Grandad getting married, and according to my friend, I had a fixed serial killer smile whilst she would run to the bar and swiftly press drinks in my hand.
We all had the meal and then the speeches, oh god, the speeches, I have never wanted to crawl under a rock so badly. First there was the best man speech, where he told the story of first meeting Grandad and X, telling everyone "it soon became clear what the arrangement was!" with a wink to the audience, and ended with a joke about my Grandmother being a frigid cow.
X's speech was sentimental bollocks about finding love, which is all well and good, but he was married to my Grandma at the time.
Her brother made a speech about how Grandad used to wait for X on the drive in his (insert expensive car here), again, whilst married to my Grandma.
The final straw was during Grandad's speech where he accidentally called X by my Grandma's name, and I walked out.
When I waited in the bar area, a staff member said she recognised alot of us, and I told her "Yeah, for Grandma's wake, this is my Grandad marrying his mistress at the same venue", and after thinking I was joking at first, the nice lady offered me the rest of the glasses of champagne that didn't get used during the toast as they would be tossed out anyway, and I gladly took them off her hands.
Overall I've never been so mortified in my life, not only was the whole thing incredibly tacky, but my Grandma would have been rolling in her grave.
My Uncle managed to escape this circus living abroad, but when he came to visit, they brought out a slice of wedding cake they saved it (English wedding cake keeps for months) and he later told me that when he left, he tossed it out of his car window as he drove off, hoping they saw him.
To add to the tackiness, when Grandad died, he left X a statue of a naked lady he had actually bought for my Grandma, and when we asked why, it came out that he bought it for Grandma, because it reminded him of X, and also to remind my Grandma that X was in the picture.
Sadly this shit runs in the family, as my Dad also had a few mistresses, but luckily I was mostly kept from that as my Mom divorced him when she found out. I have a wonderful boyfriend who luckily hasn't run a mile given my insane family story, and we plan to get married. The family joke is that we should marry at the same hotel as the one used for Grandma's wake and then Grandad's wedding, as we might get a family discount on the third event, but I think I have too much PTSD associated with the place.
Hope you all enjoyed my family wedding drama story, and hopefully this gets read!
*Edit - to add to this whole dumpster fire, when my Grandad died he asked for half of his ashes to be scattered where my Grandma was scattered, and half in the place he used to take his mistress for dirty weekend trips.
Edit 2: Thanks for all your comments! For those asking, X is still in the family picture. We have relatives that suck up to her in the hope that when she dies, she will leave them money, which means she's at every damn family event. My other half suggested finding a way to get Panic! At the Disco's I write sins not tragedies subtly playing in the background at every event she's at due to the first verse, and see if anyone picks up on it:
"Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore" "
What can I say, he's an evil genius...
Edit 3: Thought I would mention there is a happy ending to this story. When my Grandad died, I refused to go to the funeral, and instead went to a bar with one of my best friends and got drunk on 2 for 1 pitchers of very potent Long Island Ice Tea whilst relatives who secretly agreed with me gave me the details from the funeral, like the celebrant saying what a wonderful family man my Grandad was, and my Uncle turning to my Dad whispering "I think we've turned up at the wrong funeral".
However, other family members kept trying to pressure me to go, and gave me grief afterwards for not going, so my male best friend at the time invited me for a week to stay with him on the other side of the country. We had "liked" eachother for a while but never acted on it because "Ewww we're best mates that would be weiiiiird", but I needed the escape, and gladly took him up on it.
From that week we ended up being a couple, decided on the last day of my stay, and since then we have been together for just over a year and a half, and plan to start making marriage preparations once our finances are better.
Whilst Karma didn't get my Grandad, because of his shitty actions leading me to not wanting to go to the funeral and leading me to go hide out with my best friend now turned boyfriend, it lead me to find my soul mate, so I guess everything happens for a reason. I love him dearly and he loves me, and he helps me to see my self worth, and treats me as an equal in the relationship, which is something I sadly never saw growing up witnessing my Grandad and his mistress and my Dad with his mistress. Sometimes shitty things happen for a reason I guess.
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2024.05.13 23:46 Lothere55 Six Decants from u/Hype_Moments: Reviewed!

Decant Reviews Part II: The Revenge! This batch came to me from the most excellent u/Hype_Moments, who thoughtfully reached out to me to inform me of his services after I expressed dismay at my inability to obtain samples directly from Montagne. The decants arrived promptly and packaged securely enough to withstand a nuclear blast! I also appreciate the attention to detail when it comes to labeling: matching Montagne's font and including the notes makes the sampling process feel very deluxe. Great experience, would order again!
On to the fragrances. Unless stated otherwise, I have not smelled the inspiration fragrances, so I am judging these on their own merit. For your reference, I typically prefer unisex fragrances, but I decided to roll the dice and included three feminine scents this time. I'm 29, and I work in both office and classroom environments. Let's get into it!
Eau Vanille: This one is not for everyone, but it's definitely for me. The rich, deep vanilla combined with the guiac wood and incense smells like going to mass at a grand Cathedral. Sophisticated, solemn, mysterious. I imagine that Notre Dame smells like this on Good Friday. Honestly, it kind of reminds me of my confirmation. I swear, the oil the bishop puts on your (greasy, 13-year-old) forehead smells a lot like this. That said, I love this because it reminds me of a positive moment in my faith formation, but it may evoke complex or negative reactions in others. The incense calms down after a couple of hours, which allows the vanilla to shine. Definitely not too sweet, and reads straightforwardly unisex to me. If you're a vanilla-lover looking for something a bit different with some oomph, this could be for you. Maybe not the best choice for the heat of summer, but I will be looking to purchase the full bottle come autumn. Would wear to my arch-rival's funeral.
Strawberry Milk: The wildcard of the bunch. I did not think I was going to like this because I thought it was going to be extremely juvenile and sickly sweet. I ordered it out of pure curiosity after hearing about the ungodly sums folks were shelling out to get their hands on a bottle. While it's definitely a sweet gourmand, it's not syrupy sweet. It's kind of fruity and powdery and just a bit herbal. There's something in here that comes off a little minty to my nose, which is baffling considering the notes. I'm not getting anything particularly strawberry-like, though. Maybe a hint of something lactonic, like malted milk powder, and a burnt-sugar note that could be caramel. Very wearable if you like sweet scents. Not obtrusive, kind of like if you gave a your-skin-but-better scent some moxie. Certainly not your typical celebrity scent. I could see a lot of women liking this. The longevity wasn't the best on this one, though: I think I got about four hours out of it. I'm not personally in love with it, but I'm glad I tried it.
Pink Rose Exclusif: Good Lord, y'all. This THE hot girl perfume. The most attractive woman you can think of probably wears this. It's a really beautiful, sweet, creamy, powdery rose wrapped in a veil of incense and supported by vanilla and woody notes in the base. There's some fruitiness in there too, particularly in the opening. Despite the powderiness and incense, it's quite edible smelling; like a fruity sponge cake that's also drenched in rose syrup, served immediately after the Confirmation service (callback!). I recognize this scent because I have encountered it in the wild on women wearing Delina Exclusif or its dupes, and it definitely... affects me, shall we say. This will turn heads for sure. It also lasts forever with excellent projection. I put on 3 sprays, wore it all day, went to sleep, and then my pillow and sheets smelled like Pink Rose Exclusif for DAYS, just from coming into contact with my arm. You absolutely do not need much of this. As much as I love it, I'm on the fence about whether to buy it, because I'm not sure how often I would actually wear it. It's a little more femme than my personal style usually calls for, imo. Plus, I'm not sure I want all the attention this would garner. That said, it's a 10/10 frag, I'd go for it today if I were single and ready to mingle. UPDATE: After writing this review, I got the opportunity to test the OG in-store, and I can confirm that this is a 1 to 1 dupe. I don't detect any difference whatsoever. Nice work, Montagne!
Pink Rose: This one humbled me. I had already tried the Exclusif version, and figured this was the more wearable, daytime version. I did my normal application (1 spray each on wrists & inner elbows, 2 sprays on the neck, 1 on the front of my shirt) and then headed to the office. When my coworker told me I smelled good from 6 feet away, I knew I had overdone it. I was smelling this all day long, from the 8:30 AM application until bed time. And not just little whiffs here and there, I'm talking constant presence in my olfactory organ. A little distracting, if I'm honest. Luckily, it's a beautiful fragrance. Florals are hit or miss for me, but I have a soft spot for rose. Whereas the Exclusif smells like rose dessert, this smells like a living rose growing fresh and vibrant in the garden. The litchi and rhubarb bring in a little sharpness, and there's a green accord in there that's really refreshing. This is rose done in a modern, interesting way, and I dig it. Feminine, but in a way that feels manageable for my typical presentation. Despite my initial blunder, I do think it's more every-day wearable than its sister as long as you are conservative with your application. Will buy for sure, and probably sooner rather than later.
Carnal Gray Extrait: In a word: exquisite. This smells like being wealthy, well-traveled, and the hottest person at the function. Charisma in a bottle. Effortlessly sexy without being provocative. It's well blended, but not linear. We start with a spicy, herbaceous opening; you get the cardamom right away, with some sweet green undertones. Then, a beautiful dry down. It becomes more powdery with a bit sweetness thanks to iris, tonka, and vanilla. The woodiness from cedar and sandalwood and earthiness from vetiver and patchouli keep it from going gourmand, and the result is something deep, dark, and complex. Perfect for special occasions where you want to dress to impress, this would be the ultimate companion to a well-tailored suit or a fancy cocktail dress. Apparently folks are somewhat divided on whether Gris Charnel Extrait leans feminine or masculine, but to me, CGE is perfectly unisex. Great performance; three sprays lasts me all day with moderate projection. This is my favorite fragrance from Montagne so far, and in the running for my favorite fragrance of all time. It's probably not the best choice for the hot, humid summer that's coming my way, but I don't even care, this is going to the top of the queue. 12/10, I am writing in my will that I want this sprayed on me before I go in the casket.
Brooklyn Jazz: At last, a fragrance that I can compare to its inspiration! I have smelled and fallen in love with Maison Margiela's Jazz Club, and was super excited to see how the wallet-friendly version from Montagne stacks up. Indeed, it's a very close match. We have a nice peppery opening that gives way to boozy, rum tobacco heaven. It's not in the notes, but this definitely comes off leathery to my nose. It smells like sitting in a leather armchair, sipping on dark liquor, and smoking... some kind of tobacco product. I want to say a pipe rather than a cigar, but neither is my vice of choice, so I can't be sure. Either way, old school badass. Think Ron Swanson in Duke Silver mode. If anything, there is perhaps more of an herbal accord here that I didn't notice in Jazz Club, but that could be due to the translation from EDT to EDP. Masculine leaning, but still suitable for ladies who appreciate smokey scents. Altogether, a lovely warm and cozy scent. Decent longevity, but the projection could be better (maybe needs maceration). I do like it, but I'm more motivated to get my hands on Carnal Gray Extrait and Eau Vanille, both of which are certainly different, but occupy a similar region of the fragrance family tree. I may pick it up after I make it through the summer.
Thanks for reading my reviews! And special thank-yous to both u/Hype-Moments and u/AyybrahamLmaocoln for supplying this community with decants and saving us from the anxiety of blind-buying. Let me know if you have any recommendations for my next decant order, particularly more masculine scents that are good for summer; I want my collection to have a little of everything. What do y'all think of Afternoon Dive and Torino 2021? That's all, over and out.
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2024.05.13 23:32 juliunicorn314 Ghosts Survivor: Round 7

Round 7 deadline: Tuesday 14th May, 9pm GMT

Hello again!!! In round 6, the results were pretty predictable, but it was really close between 2. Anyway, which episode is the one to go now?
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Free Pass. After surviving several tiebreakers, the first filmed episode has finally been defeated. It got 5 votes, only 1 more than Home which got 4. Just behind them was En FranƧais which got 3 votes.
Which episode should leave in round 7? Which should be crowned as the Survivor? It's up to youuuuu.
Vote for the episode that you like *the least. The episode that gathers the most votes will be eliminated with the **27th place in this game. Make sure you have watched all episodes before voting and don't vote more than once. (I don't think you can anyway)*

VOTE IN ROUND 7 HERE

Round 6 results
Episodes that are fancy flapjacks: (SPOILERS!!!)
S1E1 - Who Do You Think You Are?:
S1E2 - Gorilla War:
S1E3 - Happy Death Day:
S1E5 - Moonah Ston:
S1E6 - Getting Out:
S2E3 - Redding Weddy:
S2E4 - The Thomas Thorne Affair:
S2E5 - Bump in the Night:
S2E6 - Perfect Day:
S2E7 - The Ghost of Christmas:
S3E1 - The Bone Plot:
S3E2 - A Lot to Take In:
S3E3 - The Woodworm Men:
S3E4 - I Love Lucy:
S3E5 - Something to Share?:
S3E6 - Part of the Family:
S4E2 - Speak as ye Choose:
S4E3 - The Hardest Word:
S4E4 - Gone Gone:
S4E6 - Not Again:
S4E7 - It's Behind You:
S5E1 - Fools:
S5E2 - Home - Thomas enters poetry competition - Kitty thinks she's pregnant - Pat & Julian argue over North vs South - Mike stresses about baby
S5E3 - Pineapple Day:
S5E4 - En FranƧais:
S5E5 - Carpe Diem:
S5E6 - Last Resort:
Episodes that drowned themselves in the lake:
34th place: S5E7 - A Christmas Gift
33rd place: S5E2 - He Came!
32nd place: S2E1 - The Grey Lady
31st place: S2E2 - About Last Night
30th place: S4E5 - Poached Guests
29th place: S4E1 - Happy Holiday
28th place: S1E4 - Free Pass
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2024.05.13 13:09 MarzipanSpecialist33 AITA for being disappointed in my 40th birthday?

I turned 40 on Saturday. My husband turns 40 in a few weeks too. We have a 5 year old. Iā€™m not one for big birthday celebrations (never had a party) but this year Iā€™ve been dropping hints to my husband that turning 40 feels like a big deal. Perhaps worthy of a few different ways to mark the occasion etc.
My husband is an appalling gift buyer - so, with two months notice, I gave him a very specific list of things he could consider buying me, complete with a link of where to buy them (all mostly Amazon).
He was very generous and bought a number of items on the list tho for context, I earn 2.5 x my husbandā€™s salary so itā€™s not really about the cost - itā€™s the thought).
However, my actual birthday was meh. There was no fuss, no breakfast in bed, no evening meal out. Not even a balloon.
I woke up early and my little one joined me in bed to watch cartoons. I opened my presents. We took our little one to the park and then had lunch at a restaurant. The location was picked by my husband as it was somewhere we could tire our little one out afterwards).
Even my mum couldnā€™t be bothered to visit me - I had to pop down to see her (she lives 20 mins drive away).
That was it. Pretty much like every Saturday. We even stopped at the supermarket on the way home to get pet food and spent the evening on the sofa watching TV.
There was no spontaneity, no surprises. Not a homemade birthday card from my little one.
My husband did arrange for a lovely birthday cake to be made but with fresh cream which aggravates my IBS (I canā€™t tell him that as he was so proud he arranged a cake) but after 15 years together I had higher expectations.
On Sunday I woke up to the usual chores of washing, supermarket shopping, cleaning the house. This really pissed me off as I had imagined at least a low-key birthday weekend where we could do something different. Maybe arrange a baby-sitter and have Sunday to ourselves? He went swimming whilst I did the shopping.
I couldnā€™t hide my disappointment and last night I told my husband I was sorry I hadnā€™t marked by 40th in a more spectacular way. I wasnā€™t looking for a party or fancy dinners - but something to make the occasion feel different, more than a regular birthday.
He said how hurtful my comments were given all his efforts and how difficult it had been hunting down presents, arranging a cake, and trying to manage/guess what I really wanted for my birthday.
In contrast, for my husbands 30th I arranged a day of surprises then flew him to Paris for a long weekend. His 40th is coming up and Iā€™m doing another day of surprises, a celebratory weekend, with a weekā€™s family holiday later in the year too.
I feel surprisingly disappointed by the whole thing. AITA? I think ITA.
I did get lovely presents and itā€™s hard planning with a small child in tow - but honestly itā€™s left me feeling so blue and underwhelmed.
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2024.05.12 23:12 juliunicorn314 Ghosts Survivor: Round 6

Round 6 deadline: Monday 13th May, 9pm GMT

Hey there Butt Hos!!! Before we get into the tiebreaker results and round 6, I want to announce that the rules around episodes tying will be changing. From now on, if 2 or 3 episodes gain the same number of votes each, they will all be eliminated at once. However, if 4 or more episodes tie, there will be a tiebreaker round to decide which one, two or three will leave first.
Anywayyyyyyyy, tiebreaker results! It was between Free Pass and Happy Holiday, and I must say it wasn't even close. So which episode got the most votes?
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HAPPY HOLIDAY. Another episode of series 4 has left us after being defeated by the first episode to be filmed. It gathered 15 votes - Ā¾ of the total, whereas Free Pass only got 5.
Will Free Pass be voted out next, or will there be a plot twist? It's up to youuuuu.
Vote for the episode that you like *the least. The episode that gathers the most votes will be eliminated with the **28th place in this game. Make sure you have watched all episodes before voting and don't vote more than once. (I don't think you can anyway)*

VOTE IN ROUND 6 HERE

Tiebreaker results
Episodes alive: (SPOILERS!!!)
S1E1 - Who Do You Think You Are?:
S1E2 - Gorilla War:
S1E3 - Happy Death Day:
S1E4 - Free Pass:
S1E5 - Moonah Ston:
S1E6 - Getting Out:
S2E3 - Redding Weddy:
S2E4 - The Thomas Thorne Affair:
S2E5 - Bump in the Night:
S2E6 - Perfect Day:
S2E7 - The Ghost of Christmas:
S3E1 - The Bone Plot:
S3E2 - A Lot to Take In:
S3E3 - The Woodworm Men:
S3E4 - I Love Lucy:
S3E5 - Something to Share?:
S3E6 - Part of the Family:
S4E2 - Speak as ye Choose:
S4E3 - The Hardest Word:
S4E4 - Gone Gone:
S4E6 - Not Again:
S4E7 - It's Behind You:
S5E1 - Fools:
S5E2 - Home - Thomas enters poetry competition - Kitty thinks she's pregnant - Pat & Julian argue over North vs South - Mike stresses about baby
S5E3 - Pineapple Day:
S5E4 - En FranƧais:
S5E5 - Carpe Diem:
S5E6 - Last Resort:
Eliminated Episodes:
34th place: S5E7 - A Christmas Gift
33rd place: S3E7 - He Came!
32nd place: S2E1 - The Grey Lady
31st place: S2E2 - About Last Night
30th place: S4E5 - Poached Guests
29th place: S4E1 - Happy Holiday
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2024.05.12 15:03 Comfortable_Log_4433 AIO for not even getting a Happy Mother's Day

Technically this is my 2nd mother's day, but the first one was a blur as I was still in hospital after c section. This year I was hoping to celebrate that. I already hinted ages ago and when it got closer I even asked hubby explicitly where we were going today. I understand we have 2x 1yo so it can't be too fancy but I was hoping at least a lunch at a restaurant that I like or at least at a pub with good food, then some time in a park to relax. He planned nothing and said last night let's just go a Japanese restaurant nearby for today. I asked if he has a plan B as I knew there won't be a table if he hasn't booked anything. He shrugged and didn't have any plan B.
Today as usual husband slept in and I did the morning routine. As we all got ready and headed out it's already noon. We arrived as the restaurant and it was 12:30. As expected it's fully occupied. Turned out we went to a very casual restaurant and it wasn't really what I wanted at all, and at the end I have to pay myself. There was no further plan of the day so it went by with a walk near the water and grocery shopping. On the way home as the dj on radio kept saying happy mother's day and hubby didn't even say that to me, I couldn't hold that any more and had to let that all out that I wasn't happy at all as I wasn't "celebrated". I didn't expect flowers or cake or any present but for me when I see there's not even an attempt to show any effort it really hits me so hard. He didn't even say "Happy Mother's Day" to me. I haven't spoken to him since and I blame him for ruining the day.
Edit: too many people asked where I'm from. There are other parts of the world that's also celebrating Mother's Day today and has the day almost ending or already ended. A bit of Google won't hurt before people calling names or saying this is fake
Edit 2: answering a few commom questions here: hubby celebrates mother's day in his family. We celebrate other occasions (anniversary and birthdays). And no hubby is not on spectrum. And I did get him a cake last year for Father's Day while he did nothing last year.
And for those who keep saying that I have to communicate, let me add here (I've put that in a few comments) that we agreed to celebrate more as a family to create memories and he agreed. And I have "explicitly" ask for a celebration and nudge for plans repeatedly before today. I'm surprised that I have to be even more explicit but OK I'll tell him again that this is important to me and he will have to do something next year and this time he will have to do something to make it up to me.
Edit 3: didn't expect this blows up. I read almost every comment and I'm tired in replying while some people can't read. There are 3 groups of people mainly: (1) for those who show solidarity, thank you and Happy Mother's Day to you all too šŸ’ (2) for those who said COMMUNICATE read my post again and edit 2 (3) for those who said "you are not his mother", I wish you having the best relationship with both your mum and your partner if you have one. I'm not replying further had enough of Reddit
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2024.05.12 08:50 MrConquer Vault-7-7-A

Overseer's terminal

Welcome to ROBCO Industries (TM) Termlink VAULT-TEC SERVER 7-7-A TERMINAL
 
Welcome, Overseer.
Welcome to ROBCO Industries (TM) Termlink
 
[OVERSEER]
[VAULT-TEC INSTRUCTIONS]
[Letter from Dr. Kepler] A Letter to the Overseer from Dr. Frank Kepler:   If you are reading this, then you have been chosen to participate into the Vault-Tec Overseer training program. Congratulations! You are one of the few lucky individuals chosen to train inside of a replica vault for the duration of one month. Your contribution during this training period will help with the research into Vault-Tecā€™s vault program. You are now a vital part of the most ambitious program ever undertaken by Vault-Tec.   If you have not yet read your instructions, please do so now. They will outline the experimental protocols assigned to each control group. Please remember that deviation from these protocols in any way will jeopardize the success of the program, and may be considered grounds for termination by Vault-Tec Corporation (as outlined in your Employment Agreement).   Once the training program is finished, you will receive further instructions.   Doctor Frank Kepler Director, Evolutionary Research Program Vault-Tec Corporation
  [Instructions]
**Overseer Eyes Only**   As an overseer-in-training, you will be tasked with helping the Evolutionary Research Program (ERP) with observing and documenting the effects of long-term radiation on non homo sapiens species. Using a modified version of FEV, you will be administrating various doses of radiation to a selected group of mammal species. In your desk you will have a list of subjects that you are responsible for during the duration of your training -- Remember that successful completion of the training will help determine whether you have the skills to be qualified to oversee one of the many Vault-Tec vault's. So deviating from protocol or causing damage to any of the equipment may be considered grounds for termination by Vault-Tec Corporation (as outlined in your Employment Agreement).
 
[USER HISTORY]
-Vault 7-7-A Management System-   =====================
VaulTecOS v.82 (C)2076 Vault-Tec ====================== User Log: >>Administrator (Vault-Tec ID 1211-F) >>New_Admin: EGOMEZ Welcome new user, EGOMEZ

======================

 

Lab terminal

Welcome to ROBCO Industries (TM) Termlink

-Property of Vault-Tec-

Which TEST SUBJECT do you want to track?   [All Subjects]
There are currently 25 subjects being monitored.   The following species are: 5 cats [Leo, Lady, Milo, Peaches, Tiger] 5 dogs [Astro, Curly, Rex, Sunny, Timber] 5 rats [Acorn, Bean, Frodo, Ralf, Peanuts] 5 birds [Arizona, Edgar, Sam, Tweety, Zazu] 5 rabbits [Bubbles, Cookie, Easter, Fudge, Socks]
  [Cameras]
[Show Rex]
--CAMERA OFFLINE-- [Show Sam] --CAMERA OFFLINE-- [Show Lady] --CAMERA OFFLINE-- [Show Acorn] --CAMERA OFFLINE-- [Show Bubbles] --CAMERA OFFLINE-- [Shutdown the cameras]
  [Research Notes]
[Group 1]
Avian test subjects show minor impact from long-term radiation exposure.   Noticeable physical features include -- minor balding and blistering throughout the body. Subjects are still able to fly with little issues and function as normal.
  [Group 2]
Long-term radiation exposure has effected the rodent species in various ways.   Test subjects have grown much larger than normal rat species. Test subjects also appear to more aggressive in nature and will start screeching and attacking their containment box by biting or scratching nearby surfaces if approached.   Noticeable physical features include -- test subjects have larger bodies, larger teeth, and pearl-like eyes. Additionally, higher doses of radiation exposure causes fur to fall off at an accelerated rate, and the skin to become more winkled and leather-like.
  [Group 3]
The lagomorpha subjects show no behavioral changes to long-term exposure.   Noticeable physical signs include -- slightly larger than regular rabbits. loss of fur in the chest, neck, front legs, and back of the legs. (These areas appear to show scarring and the appearance of boils or warts). Interestingly, small horn-like growths can be seen in each test subjects head.
  [Group 4]
Feline species show no changes to long-term exposure to radiation.   Noticeable physical features include -- None   **Might need further investigation**
  [Group 5]
Minimal exposure to radiation seems to not affect the canine species at all. Over time medium exposure to radiation causes test subjects to grow much larger in size and show more wolf-like features. Long-term exposure to radiation turns dogs into feral-like creatures that strongly resemble the characteristics found in wild wolves.   Noticeable physical features include -- Tougher and bigger bodies, sharper claws and teeth.
  [Messages]
Message from Dr. Kepler
Hello [INSERT CANDIDATE NAME], please feel free to use this terminal to document any of the test subjects changes during your training period. Please try to keep minimal contact with the subjects, remember that you are an outside observer and should remain as such during your stay in the vault.   P.S. I hope that you won't mind me storing some of my own subjects in the vault. The work I am currently doing requires greater attention and a suitable environment with enough space. Please refrain from touching any of the cages or containers that have my name in them. Treat them as if they were my very expensive pets.  
 

Personal terminal

Welcome to ROBCO Industries (TM) Termlink
 
Welcome user, EGOMEZ.
Welcome to ROBCO Industries (TM) Termlink
  ***WARNING*** Data corruption detected. Out of [37] files in this directory, [14] were recovered successfully. All audio files have been converted to text.  

PERSONAL LOGS

Please select a file to view:   10/1
Today marks my official transition from a humble junior Vault-Tec employee to potential candidate to the role of Overseer. I am forever grateful to Vault-Tec for giving me this opportunity to demonstrate my leadership skills!   With that said, the job itself seems pretty easy. I don't have to actually manage any people in the vault (thank goodness for that), and it seems like most of the work has already been done for me. I just have to monitor the animal test subjects and document any visible changes. While normally any personal pets or wild animals are restricted from entering the vaults, testing the long-term effects of radiation on non-human species still makes for good science.
  10/2
Okay so after getting a day to adjust to my new environment, I think I know where everything that I need to do is located. The vault is not actually that big compared to the ones I've seen on TV. The overseer's office does feel cramp though, but that might be due to the giant monitors used to observe the laboratories. And Dr. Kepler's "pets"...   It's a good thing that I'm only staying here for one month.
  10/5
So the experiment being conducted in the vault is pretty interesting. It has five laboratories that are all self-regulating. The test subjects are provided with all the food and water they need, and all I have to do is to remember to restock the food every three days. It's all stored in this big storage room that is divided between the test subjects supplies and my supplies. And speaking of my supplies, they provided me with some pretty delicious foods and snacks! Not much for entertainment though, there are a lot of technical books and guides about various handy skills in case of nuclear fallout. Kinda stiff reading, but also understandable as this is meant to be a work assignment.   At least I'll have something to read to pass the time.
  10/8
It's been a week so far and I can confidently say that I'm pretty much ready to be an overseer. The test subjects are doing good. Well.. some of them at least. There are some test subjects that seem to notice my presence and become aggressive, even if they don't physically see me. But the others are peaceful and don't make much noises.
  10/12
This morning I woke up feeling pretty awful. I'm not sure if it was something I ate last night but just to be sure I'll probably stay away from anything that could further upset my stomach. I took some medicine that was in the emergency kit so I should be fine for now. Also, thanks to my predecessors work, I was able to finish writing my notes on test subjects 1-R167 and 3-B496. So congrats me! Now I just have to start on the others.
  10/19
I wish Vault-Tec included more of those fancy lads among the list of available foods to eat during the training. I don't usually have much of sweet tooth, but those cakes are addictive. Specially when paired with some fresh coffee!   Side note, I started to name some of the creatures in the labs. I felt bad just calling them by their designated lab-numbers. I feel it makes it easier to remember and keep track of who is who. Plus, it got me occupied with doing something to do for a while after work.
  10/22
Another day of feeling under the weather, just a little over a week to go before I'm done with the training. This time my voice has given out, becoming more raspy and hard to speak. I found a Stimpak in the Overseer's office, so hopefully that cures me of any illness I might have gotten. To be honest I think it's a fever or stomach flu. I noticed too late after eating them that some of the YumYum deviled eggs I had were in a damaged package. So I should probably be mindful of food safety from now on.   I'm just going to go read and sleep for the rest of day, and hopefully by tomorrow I'll be back to full health.
  10/23
-- Audio File-- Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, I royally fucked up. I was having a late breakfast when the vault suddenly lost power and when the lights went off I accidentally broke one of Dr. Kepler's pet containers. I think it was one of his bug ones. FUCK. I don't even get why Vault-Tec allowed him to store his stuff here. WHO THE FUCK COLLECTS AND KEEPS COCKAROACHES!!!   By the time the lights came back on, there was glass scattered everywhere and some of the computers showed error messages. I swear I better not be blamed for this. GODDAMMIT I was almost done with all of this... What even happened upstairs? There was loud bang sound and then everything went to shit.
  10/24
I have been working all day to try and get the terminals back online. That power out messed with a lot of the devices in the vault. Most of the lab equipment seems fine, but the cameras are no longer showing any video feed. For the time being I've decided to shutdown all test subject cameras to try and conserve some energy.   I was able to find a user manual in one of the boxes in the storage room that was all about terminals, but despite my best efforts I am unable to get things back to working order. Every time I try to send a message out to anyone at Vault-Tec hq, the terminals only show the message CONNECTION LOST.
  10/27
After three non-stop days of dealing with all of the mess from that power out, my body is starting to show signs of stress. The lack of sunlight has definitely made me more dry and wrinkly. I recommend some skin lotion be placed for the next participant. At this point I don't really care if I'm no longer selected to be an overseer. This shit is too stressful to deal with.   Just four more days and then someone will come down to check up on me. I can't wait to go back to normal desk job after all of this is done.
  11/1
-- Audio File-- Did I get the date wrong? No I'm sure I was supposed to be done by now. How come nobody has come to get me...   They better not forgotten about me or be pulling some type of prank. I'm going to file a complain with corporate after all of this is over. What is the point of building a vault if it breaks down after a few issues!
  11/2
Okay something is definitely wrong, I'm sure I should have received some message by now or something. That would probably explain the lack of contact these last two days.   When the power went out it must've damaged some areas of the vault much more than I originally thought. I am going to try and see if I can find something in here that can teach me about electrical engineering. If I can somehow re-route power to that section of the vault, then maybe I can open the door and leave. At this point I will probably start to run out of food without a resupply. So before it gets to that point, lets test out my new skills.
  11/5
-- Audio File-- I was able to scrounge up some spare parts from the broken terminals in the vault and started diverting some power to the area where the vault door is located. I think I might be able to divert enough power from some the labs, but this might cause some issues with the equipment there. I feel bad temporally messing with the test subjects environments, but at this point I feel like I don't have much of choice.   Let's hope this works...   Yes! I got it working! Let's see if the door will open now...   Wait, why are the lights flickering...   [Explosive sounds in background]   oh shit
  11/17
I can't sleep. Can't stop thinking about them, pounding at my door.   I tried to go out when they were sleeping but had no luck. I accidentally slipped on what I assume was blood from some other poor creature. I need to stop making too much noises, otherwise I will be quickly surrounded and then it's over for me.   Why am I being punished? I did everything Vault-Tec instructed of me, I took care of those ungrateful bastards outside. I was just an office worker. I just wanted to prove that I was able to contribute more to this company, and for what? So that they just abandon me in this hellhole?   Well screw it, if I'm going to die anyway, either from starvation or being eaten alive, then I might as well go out fighting.   Fuck you Vault-Tec.   Sincerely, Eddie Gomez
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2024.05.11 19:28 somespeculation Who is Misan Harriman? Background on his connection to Meghan Markle, Nigeria. How they met to present. Facts and links.

Background: Nigerian. His father was Chief Hope Harriman, described as a political presence, philanthropist, businessman, and a ā€˜founding father of modern Nigeria.
His uncle, Leslie O. Harriman, was a Permanent Representative of Nigeria to the UN; before that, Nigeriaā€™s Ambassador to Kenya and Uganda.
There is a TON of oil money in Nigeria, which dovetails the business interests (like Misanā€™s former business partner, Boris Becker).
Misan Harriman got Borris Becker to invest his millions in Nigerian oil. A deal that flopped for Becker.
https://archive.ph/MMLKH
https://archive.ph/QOyIa
(Post is being finicky with pics and screen shots. Please add additional proof in comments below.)
Please upvote so these details donā€™t get lost in all the other posts about the Nigeria trip. Thank you.
1. 2013 - November. Meg attends the Global Gift Gala in London with Oliver Cheshire. Stays at Soho House (posts on her Instagram).
https://archive.ph/2023.10.01-225241/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5655169/amp/2013-footage-Meghan-Markle-sees-say-wants-stick-London.html
2. 2013 - November. Tatler magazine (UK) publishes an article about all the Nigerian wealth in and around Londonā€™s VIP social scene. Emphasises their millionaire status, including connections to brands like Cartier.
Misan Harriman is specifically mentioned by name. Notes heā€™s been hanging out at exclusive clubs mentioned below.
https://archive.ph/2023.10.01-205522/https://www.tatler.com/article/the-nigerians-have-arrived
Exclusive members club at 5 Hertford Street. Annabelā€™s, George, also exclusive private members clubs owned by the same owner.
https://archive.ph/2023.10.01-192616/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10364269/amp/Inside-one-Londons-secretive-private-members-club.html
2014 - May. Markus Anderson partying in London with Edward Enninful.
3. 2014 - November. By now, Meghan and Misan are friends. Sheā€™s posted about him on the TiG by name.
Misan only ever states that he met Meg ā€œat a charity event in Londonā€ during this past period.
According to Bower, Meg reaches out to Misan begging to be introduced to Boris Becker (his business partner) in order to secure her a speaking spot at One Young World in order to help launch her on the elite charity circuit. Boris Becker who invested - and lost - millions in Nigerian oil. In which Misanā€™s father and uncle are heavily politically and business-wise invested.
Borisā€™s agent? Gina Nelthorpe-Crowne. For many years, until around 2021, she was frequently pictured with Meg and described as a ā€œfriend and business advisor.ā€
Who did Gina also work for? Ralph Lauren. The same Ralph Lauren that sponsored Wimbledon.
4. 2016 - June 30- July 3.Meg is in London for Wimbledon, pictured wearing Ralph Lauren, to cheer on Serena, while staying at Soho House. (not July 4th as she conveniently backdates it for American independence narrative). This is also her ā€œfirstā€ date with Harry. See my other post for fact checking that (confirmed they were in each otherā€™s Instagram DMs before that. She slid into his.)
5. 2016 - Missan and Meg hang out at a Mayfair private memberā€™s club at 5 Hertford Street. He is NOT a photographer at this point, heā€™s in ā€˜financeā€™ā€™. Details? According to Finding Freedom, this was THE NIGHT BEFORE her ā€œfirstā€ date with Harry. Who can look up itā€™s name?
https://archive.ph/QOyIa
6. 2016 - Missan launches What We See. This article also repeats that Meg told Misan he introduced her to the mutual friend who introduced her to Harry, implying Misha Nonoo, which is false.
https://archive.ph/I58Gz
7. 2017- Met his wife, Camilla Holstrom. SHE WAS A SWEDISH PHOTOGRAPHER. Canā€™t seem to find a marriage date for them, just a vague sense of a ā€˜privateā€™ wedding, and their first daughter was born in 2019. (He applauds her photo at age 5 in 2023). Meaning she would have been pregnant in 2018. She was the one who taught him about photography; itā€™s mythology that heā€™s self taught. He just was in the right place, at the right time, with the right racial background, for the BLM protests photographer fame.
https://archive.ph/clQok
8. 2018 - Missan attends Harry and Megā€™s wedding.
9. 2019 - Missan is commissioned as the photographer for Megā€™s guest editor of British Vogue.
10. 2019 - Missan shoots Beatrice and Edwardā€™s engagement photos. Interesting tidbits from this biographical article on him is that he allegedly introduced Meg to the the ā€œmutual friendā€ who introduced her to Harry. We know this is false. Meg knew Misha Nonoo via Markus back from Art Basel in Miami in 2014. Maybe Meg lied to him (unless heā€™s referring to Gina M-C.)
https://archive.ph/QOyIa
11. 2020 - Meg contacts Edward Enniful of British Vogue about guest editing their Sept issue. Misan Harriman is recruited as the photographer.
12. 2020 - full profile of Misanā€™s BLM shots. Interesting that some of the earlier ones appear to be shared credit with his photographer wife. Know where it was published? Soho House website. Now why would that be?
https://archive.ph/1Lmil
13. Valentineā€™s Day, 2021 - Missanā€™s black and white Lilibet pregnancy announcement photo drops. It was taken from an IPad while he is in Britain. He photoshops the symbolic ā€˜tree of lifeā€™ into the background. The date matters: Diana announced her pregnancy with Harry Valentineā€™s Day, 1984. Meg is roughly 24 weeks pregnant in them, or less (depending when it was shot), based on Liliā€™s birthday.
https://archive.ph/QOyIa
14. 2021 - appointed the Southbank Centre Chair.
https://archive.ph/21LL8
15. 2022 - March, Misan takes pics of Elton Johnā€™s Oscar Party. Know who wasnā€™t invited? Godson Harry and Meg. Ouch.
https://archive.ph/LzZRg
16. 2022 - March, Edward Enninful of British Vogue gets married. He was the behind Megā€™s 2019 guest editor of British Vogue. Missan Harriman was the hot BLM photographer and shot the photos for it. But BOTH MEG AND MISAN werenā€™t invited to the wedding, despite the many, many, celebs her were. Makes you wonder why? Piece de rĆ©sistance? Hosted by the Marchioness of Bath, the biracial beauty Emma Thynn. Very clearly Meg wasnā€™t invited.
https://archive.ph/dVmd9
17. 2022 - April. Misan is invited to the Invictus Games in Amsterdam to take photos by Harry and Meg.
https://archive.ph/LzZRg
18. 2022 - May, Mayfair in London. Elton Johnā€™s AIDS Foundation fundraising event. It appears Misan wasnā€™t there, but there are black and white pics release from the event in his style. Know who was invited? Enninful. Know who wasnā€™t? Harry and Meg, yet again. Interesting as well that Achewell has not donated to Eltonā€™s charity, especially with a cause so close to Dianaā€™s heart as well.
https://archive.ph/ofhKn
19. 2022 - June 4. Misan and his family are at Lilibetā€™s first birthday at Frogmore. His children had their faces painted earlier in the day at the Platinum Jubilee celebrations (why Archie and Liliā€™s arenā€™t painted). The only other guests are paid vendors; itā€™s why the only other photo is of Meg with the cake lady. Meg is so incensed they fly back to the US June 5th, skipping the Platinum Jubilee concert entirely.
https://archive.ph/LzZRg
*Earlier, there are reports that Harry and Meg want their ā€œprivate photographerā€ they have with them to take photos of ā€˜Lilibet meets Lilibet.ā€™ * This request is firmly denied by the Palace, as that would mean that Harry, Meg, and/or Missan than own the distribution and copyright rights.
20. 2022 - October. Meghan Markle reveals on Archetypes that she is 43% Nigerian and ā€˜has known that for a few years.ā€™
https://archive.ph/2023.12.18-155117/https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/meghan-markle-nigerian-archetypes-podcast-b2210133.html
43% is exactly the same percentage written about in an earlier article by Georgina Lawton.
https://archive.ph/wip/f4UCs
21. 2022 - November. Confirmation that Misan Harriman is connected to Ngozi. The woman who accused Lady Susan Hussey of racism at a Palace event. Ngozi is a chosen name, relatively recent in her life. The clothing worn to the event was her of version of ā€˜Africanā€™ clothing as was a mix mash of different groups, not solely Nigerian.
Also interesting that Ngozi was a guest of another invitee; she wasnā€™t invited herself.
Also of note is Lady Susan Hussey:
https://archive.ph/2022.12.03-055041/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11486173/Who-Lady-Susan-Hussey-Ngozi-Fulani-race-row.html
What else?
2022, when the Palace incident occurred is when Ngoziā€™s charity, Sister Space (she founded it in 2015) was being INVESTIGATED by the Charities Commission for financial irregularities.
https://archive.ph/2022.12.14-144148/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11536883/Watchdog-assessing-claims-against-palace-race-row-accusers-charity-string-allegations.html
She stepped down from it in 2023.
22. 2023- his film, The After, won Best Live Action award from the Hollyshorts Film Festival. As such, it automatically gets an Oscar nomination this year. Bet there will be congrats from Meg, and predicting she will ā€œcoproduceā€ a similar project shortly to help her own Oscar quest. Rumored Meg is after an EGOT, but in the ā€˜easierā€™ categories, like this one for an Oscar, spoken word for a Grammy (ie reading her biography, whispers that the plan was for Harry to be mom instead with Spare), Emmy (was supposed to be either their Netflix doc or the Oprah interview, haha), and Tony (her Roxie Hart celeb summer stint on Broadway in the distant future).
23. 2023 - October. Special ā€˜behind the scenesā€™ photos of Harry and Meg (NOT the veterans, of course) are released two weeks after the Invictus Games in Germany wrap up. Who was the photographer that was with them? Why Misan Harriman, of course. (Plus you have to laugh that itā€™s Yahoo Finance that keeps reporting on Harry/Meg. Wonder who the friend is Omid still has over in that Dept. from his days as a Royal reporter for Yahoo).
https://archive.ph/iaYSb
24. 2024 - May. Of course Harry and Meg are on an ā€˜officialā€™ visit to Nigeria currently with Misan Harriman.
Follow the $$$.
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2024.05.11 12:47 soft-cuddly-potato I was diagnosed with CPTSD when I was still threatened. It feels ironic to have a " I'd bet on you getting PTSD" diagnosis. It took me a while to come round to it

Yeah, so, I am really good at surviving, I'm so good at building a good and fulfilling life too. I was always strong, I fought off attackers many times, I ran away from danger, I looked after myself through abandonment and neglect. It was a burden but I did it. It was all I knew.
I've been in therapy since I was 12 but I was not stupid, I knew not to talk to therapists about what I'm going through. Youth are treated like absolute crap in society, and so I knew that adults would only be another burden. That's what adults were to me.
I finally started opening up to therapists at 18 and it was great. I had a therapist who loved and respected me. She told me the first thing she noticed is that I'm very traumatised. I didn't really get that. She's worked with victims of torture before after all.
Anyway, my life got better, I started uni, I did volunteer work.
But.
I noticed I can't feel happy. It feels good to fight, at least it did for me, it felt good to overcome horrible scenarios and keep myself safe. Like a huge dopamine hit to tell you that you must hold down your attacker as if your life depends on it. It felt good to learn to avoid dangerous situations, and help others in dangerous situations. It felt good to be me in the scenarios I developed for.
Now that I'm no longer in any serious danger, my nervous system is so confused. It doesn't know what to do. I'm constantly scanning for danger, and I perceive even mild inconveniences as life threatening. I act like every small thing is a life or death situation that I must act on urgently and it confuses those around me. I constantly felt like I was doing something wrong and I must change what I'm doing because why else would I feel so bad?
So I call this trauma lag.
My life is far from perfect, but I'm not under threat. I no longer have to worry about my every move, and scan my surroundings, and interrogate everyone I meet or get away from dangerous people and situations. I built a flawed yet amazing life for myself but I cannot enjoy it.
I packed a beautiful little picnic basket of lovingly made sandwiches and fruit and cakes with a little tea pot of fancy tea, yet when I actually have to sit down and enjoy it, I'm scanning for the next thunderstorm to run from. I never feel ready to feel. I had to suppress my feelings to survive, to keep myself safe, and I don't know when it is finally safe to feel the feelings. I feel like being happy is future me's job, once I get myself to safety.
I am mostly safe, but I don't feel safe. Even just acknowledging this has made me panic less. I won't die by turning my assignment in late. So now I am a lot more functional rather than freezing at every single little inconvenience.
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2024.05.11 02:20 megamunch One Year's Worth of Unsolicited St Pete Restaurant / Bar Reviews

Let's get it all out of the way up front. I know, no one asked. No one cares. What kind of A hole can afford to eat at all these places. Yada yada.
The fact is the culinary scene is changing by the month here in St Pete. I view this as a good thing. After reading the 100th question asking where to eat and drink around town I thought I would document some places I've been to around St Pete for those who are interested. I enjoy spending my finite disposable income and leisure time exploring local eats & drinks with good company.
I am in no way qualified to be providing these unsolicited opinions. My opinions are probably all over the place and inconsistent - some will speak to value and others quality. These are in no particular order. There are hardly any chains on this list - I would much rather support local spots. Ready? Let's go.
Three Birds Tavern: Love the vibe of the outside patio. They even have a British telephone booth out there. Solid tavern / bar food. The lamb burger is fantastic. Shepherd's pie is not bad. Servers are so nice and bubbly. Worth it for lunch or brunch. Martini deals on Thursdays (I think they're $5).
Pin on Cafe: My go to lunch spot. Unfortunately they are moving down central a mile but they have fantastic pad Thai and a great value lunch menu, where you can build your own meal. Probably eaten here 30 times. Very friendly staff.
Bodega: If you're into Cuban sammies (don't hurt me but they're not my favorite) then this is the place. I'm told they're fairly authentic. Good speakeasy in the back. More on that below.
Bohemios: New Spanish tapas restaurant off central. Don't let the lingering BurgerFi sign fool you - the food here is exceptional. A tad expensive but good quality. They have been slow since opening but the chef & servers are super nice and love chatting to patrons. The chef is an especially awesome dude and a fantastic cook. Got the lobster cargo, empanadas, flank steak, meatballs, and lamb lollipops. All bangin'.
Frog Pond: Great family spot for breakfast or lunch. No frills / nothing fancy, just a good familial vibe and frogs painted on the walls. Got the BLT and pancakes. Both yummy.
Lure: Pretty cool place, but I still can't figure out what their "thing" is. Is it a sports bar? Billiard Hall? Sushi bar? Apparently it's all three. Surprisingly solid food (including the sushi), good music, fun place to hang out with a big group of friends before a show at the Floridian. Great happy hour and food specials.
Lemongrass: Solid Thai food. Went here for a date, and while that didn't go super well the food was again solid. Not mind blowing. But solid. Did I mention it was solid?
Zaytoon Grill: I love Mediterranean food. I had a kefta kabob, hummus, rice, salad. I admittedly need to try it again. It was decent, I've had much better kabob. But again, want to give it another try. I ordered takeout so can't comment on the place itself but I hear the staff are great.
EngineNo9: I was told this was the "best burger in town". This is false. Well, maybe for the money it is. After having just about every burger on the menu, I can say without a doubt the best burger in town is in fact Left Bank Bistro's Burger. My gawd. I think they sprinkle crack in the brie they put on top. Anyway, this is engine9. If my expectations were lower initially I think I would recommend it as a value play. Good place to watch sports. Jambalaya is meh. Sriracha wings are delicious though. So are the tots.
Tony's Pizza: A very solid pizza place always slinging deals on door dash. They have nice wide, thin slices, similar to NY style.
Gateway Subs: really good subs and creative too. For instance, you can get crushed Doritos on your sammy.
Brooklyn South: Middle of the road sandwiches for the price.
Mangosteen: I've only gotten takeout and thought their sushi was decent. This place and Lure seemed similar in their food offerings. When I walk by the vibe looks pretty cool. They do BOGO deals on door dash too.
Maple Street Biscuit Co: The hangover cure you've been looking for. Great biscuits & gravy. They have this fried chicken biscuit with a pepper jelly type thing and it's... Hang on I need a minute... Utterly delicious. Instead of giving them your name when you order, they ask you a thought provoking question, which is kind of fun (e.g. who in all of history would you want to meet?).
11 Chicks: Great Venezuelan food. Get an arepa and some of those to die for deep fried cheese things. Don't sleep on the 11 Chicks bowl. A little pricey for chicken and rice but the quality is chef's kiss.
Fresh Kitchen: Decently healthy, solid food. Like a healthy chipotle. You're in and out of there fast. If you need a somewhat healthy $12 bowl go here. Also everyone who eats there is somehow a fitness model and/or gorgeous.
Pacific Counter: Also a decently healthy, solid fast casual place serving poke bowls. Staff is super nice. Bring your dog - they will spoil with salmon skin treats.
Hotdog Stand (8th & Central): I haven't caught her name, but she slings awesome street hotdogs and puts a lot of love into the fixings on top. Bring up the TB Lightning or bring your dog and you will be her favorite.
Pia's: I know, it's in Gulfport. Fantastic Italian food. Sit out on the patio if you can - there is a good red/white checkered tablecloth vibe out there. Saw someone get engaged there. It's that kind of place, immersive, familial, and delicious. The shank and lasagna were heavenly.
Paul's Landing: Worth it to check out the view of the pier and pool while at the Vinoy. Grab a drink and some very good American food here with a date, or for brunch.
Sauvignon Wine Locker: Pasta - yes. Wine - fuck yes. Half off bottle deals on Sunday I believe. Definitely a nicer place and a draw for the rich old snowbirds. I hear some local billionaires frequent the place. Kind of a cool entrance, walking down a (safe) alley before climbing the stairs to get to it.
Fortu: Clubby, upscale asian fusion spot. Expensive but also very good. The wagyu potstickers are great. Go here for date night and pay way too much for cool drinks and very good Asian food. But your body will be swaying from the music and sexy vibe.
Social Roost: Fun spot, feels kind of like you're walking into a Great Gatsby party. Creative and delicious dishes and the price is about right. It's loud and social and a high energy place so go with friends or a date on a Friday or Saturday.
Datz: Very solid bar / American / brunch food. I got a fried chicken salad and it was really good. I know there's more to try and I will do so.
Ford's Garage: Great burgers. If you're a car person, it's definitely worth checking out. Even the bathroom has a tire for a sink.
La V: Highly recommend this place. Vietnamese, French fusion. Good Pho, banh mi, and rolls. Get the beef bourgingon- like dish and soak up the broth with a toasty french baguette. Baby, you've got a stew goin'.
Calida: super small but absolutely delicious spot. A husband and wife cook and run the place, and they only have one other server who is equally awesome. They make you feel like family and live to serve people good food. Menu changes often based on ingredients that are in season. Had the short rib, Icelandic fish dish (forget the name), and duck panang. My gawd was it yummy. Great wine list too. Oh, they're only open three nights a week so make a rezzy in advance.
Bavaros: Pretty good pasta, a little pricey for the portion. Was a fan of Bolognese and penne vodka. Fun outdoor vibe with the sidewalk seating. Sometimes I'll bring carry out to cellarmasters.
Pizza Box: super tiny pizza spot but REALLY good meatballs and quality pizza made in a legit pizza oven. Get it with hot honey and a glass of wine.
Left Bank: Lit'rlly the best burger in town. The prices are exhorbinant for what you get, but the quality is hard to beat. $40 for beef bourgingon pissed me off, but again the food is really good. Go here for brunch and sip French rosƩ, get a croque madam, or take a date here for steak frites.
Il Ritorno: Upscale Italian. For the price, it was decent. Compared to olive garden it's excellent. Liked Bonu better. Pretty upscale spot for a date night. For the money, I think there are better spots. Please don't hurt me.
Bonu: Very refreshing vibe, open and airy and filled with cool lights and plants. Really good menu - lobster ravioli and penne vodka were great. Try some of their more creative dishes as well, you won't be disappointed.
Wild Child: I only went once for a date and I think we walked in after a fryer fire or something. Seriously, when we walked in we were assaulted with an intense funnel cake-like fryer smell and thin layer of smoke. Food was okay, I can't even remember what we got. I will agree to go back and try it again since I keep hearing good things and I'm pretty sure this was a one off experience. The date went well though. Not that you care.
Cassis: Solid French bistro with a restaurant and a quick eats side to it serving ice cream, chocolate, and pizza. Pretty banging.
Bella Brava: Great pizza! Was surprised how good since its in a touristy spot on Beach drive. Good pasta too. I think they have a good deal on Tuesdays or something.
Allelo: Upscale and very high quality Mediterranean food and wine list. Loved this place. Get the octopus, lamb Bolognese, and/or rabbit & glass of red and you won't be sorry.
Shrimp Store: Very good local, fresh seafood + rice, beans type place. Stop by for lunch and try the grouper. Fish & chips and hush puppies are great. Good prices too. Definitely good value.
Teak (Pier restaurant): I know the pier is touristy. But it's also gorgeous. The view of the water from the restaurant is unmatched. You can see Tampa Bay and st Pete skylines really well, watch the sailboats, and small planes fly by. The food is surprisingly good here. It's worth checking out even if you're a local.
Doc Ford's: I'd call this place upscale beach shack food. It's good quality, prices are slightly high as it is a more touristy spot on the pier. Good live music and good vibes.
Trophy Fish: I really enjoyed how fun and unique this place is. It's all outside but kind of covered, and really fun looking at night with all the lights and plants. Big bar you can sit around and you order seafood out of the truck/shack behind it. Have to say it was pretty expensive for what it was but definitely high quality.
The Studio Public House: Come here to see some great British rock and euro futbol memorabilia. Fish and chips are great, as is the shepherds pie.
Hook's on 9th: Sushi & Thai food with a great sushi menu. Great quality for not much money. $10 sushi and/or dishes for lunch. Get some takeout, try the beef bulgogi and a couple rolls. You won't be sorry.
Rumfish Grill (St Pete Beach): they have an awesome floor to ceiling aquarium right in the dining room. It's mesmerizing and a little bizarre watching the (huge) fish swim around while eating their cousin. Good seafood. Worth a visit.
Urban Stillhouse: Very upscale dining and I have to say the quality and experience were well worth the money. The building itself is unimpressive from the outside, yet when you walk in you are transported to the fanciest mountain / lodge / chalet type vibe you can think of. Multi level restaurant serving up great lamb, steak, and sides. Bonus points if you stop by Lolita's before.
Mazarros: A St Pete staple, and very crowded. But really good sandwiches made there and high quality Italian grocery options. Awesome wine room too - sometimes they do tastings. They do cooking classes here but haven't tried them yet. Worth checking out once, there's no place quite like it.
Lolita's: such a cool building they've moved in to, right next to the bike trail. Very artsy vibe since they share the space with Morean. Very creative dishes and cocktails, gorgeous patio on which to enjoy them.
Paradise Grill (pass-a-grille): the beach shack place right on the beach. I don't know how you can beat their grouper sammy, ice cold iced tea, and that beach view steps away from the water.
Ted Peter's: smoked fish isn't my favorite I admit, but even I liked it. I had some of their non-smoked fish and it was banging. Ask to go see where the smoking is done next door, it's a unique way they cook fish there. Been around for 80+ years.
Poppos : I live nearby and have been here a few times. Was described to me as a "local chipotle". I really wanted to like it. It's average. The portions are small for what you pay for. Their bowls, like literally the paper bowl itself, has a huge indent and is raised from the bottom so it fits a lot less food than you'd think. Staff was super kind though.
Drinks/Bar Only:
Intermezzo: This is the date night spot. Lots of love put into each drink. Nice jazz music. Visiting during Christmas is a must as they deck the place out. They're moving right nearby in the coming months.
Cellarmasters: My favorite watering hole in town. By now you know I enjoy wine. This place isn't your typical wine bar - it's divey, hipster, and awesome. Bring a sub or takeout here and listen to the incredibly cool wine staff pick and pour you the perfect glass. They have a great selection of old world for $20-40 a bottle.
No Vacancy: Outdoor Clubby place, usually a good spot for a DJ and to rip shots / crash bachelor or bachelorette parties.
Steve's: cash only no frills/old school bar. Go grab a bud light in a bottle and roll with the sticky floors. A staple on central ave that's been there forever.
Tryst: Decent bar. Had a boat load of tequila there.
The Landing: Pre or post Jannus show it's a must to continue your high octane weekend night with music and dancing. Bathroom lines get real long so wear a diaper or get in line early. Or try to bribe others in line with a fiver.
Bar Chica: If you like craft cocktails, it's a must visit. Classy bar slinging really cool drinks. You walk thru Bodega to get to it.
Lost and Found: Great spot for a drink and live music. Food truck and big backyard to enjoy a drink under the stars. They were playing Terminator 2 on the TV there which shows you how cool the place is.
Enigma: I typically see this suggested (as a joke) to out of towners asking for a low-key place to have a drink. Well, joke's on them. Enigma is so fun. It is a gay bar, but assuming you're progressive enough to deal with that the drinks, music, dancing, and people are fantastic.
It's all culminated in this. My favorite restaurant in town. Bin6South! ... You will spend $100+ and still walk out hungry. It is not a value play. It is a quality play. There are only 6 barstools and one table fitting 6 people. Reservations are not easy to come by. This place is the product of a retired couple who wanted to make awesome food, pour good wine, and have a communal feel for locals. It's not for everyone. But if you like a chef's table vibe, try it. You can shoot the shit with the chef, owner, and sommelier while they serve you amazing food you've never tried and pour you delicious wine. Their venison and pork shoulder are banging. They also have lots of fun culinary and wine events so check that out.
If you like coffee, the following places are a must try for either the quality of their espresso, local art, and/or vibe:
The Shop & Coffee House
Black crow
Intermezzo
Book & Bottle
Kawha
Bad mother
Fray's donut house for donuts and breakfast sammies too
Bonus Tampa restaurants:
Oxford Exchange: A Harry Potter feeling to it with good brunch food. It has a library quality to it, you feel like British royalty eating here. Great place for a cheeky day glass of rosƩ or bubbly. Take a walk along the river walk before or after.
Berns: A must try. It's been there for 80+ years. The building itself has such cool decorations and pictures on the walls, and each room has a different theme. While their steak is just okay, for the price comes with French onion soup and onion straws. The best part of Bern's is their wine list. My gawd. They have over 500,000 bottles on site and more in their other building / cellar. I think it's the largest restaurant owned wine collection in the world. Because there are so many bottles, they often can't keep up with pricing for all of them. We got three different bottles from 1975 - 1987 for under $50 each. Their dessert room, cellar tour, and kitchen tours are a must. Check out my post history as I have something in there from the wine subreddit.
Oh and not in Tampa but best Chinese food around is Zom Hee in Seminole. Get their NY strip dish. It's banging. Cool old school spot.
Places I want to try: Rococo, Beau & Mo's, El Cap, Cappy's, Harvey's, Sammy's, Hookin' Ain't Easy, The Chattaway, Brick & Mortar, naked farmer, violet stone, Jack's London Grille, Bascoms, food trucks (Go Stuff Yourself), Nueva Cantina's fundido burger, eat art love, German Knodle, Ceviche, The Burg, Sara's Kebab House, Baba / Barbouni
Agree? Disagree? Any other places you'd add to the list? I will likely keep editing this post as other places pop in my mind that I've forgotten, and/or I eat somewhere new. Cheers.
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2024.05.10 23:15 kasumemerino Need help typing

Sorry if Iā€™m adding onto these type me posts! Kind of need help on this if possible because Iā€™m deciding on a few types so I thought getting an outsiderā€™s perspective might be better šŸ˜… I tried to just put whatever I thought about the aspect, sorry if it looks a bit messy. I tried to condense everything because I realised I put in irrelevant information first drafting this lmfao. If there is anything else I can elaborate on please let me know

Emotion
I am very very very very emotional. I love poetry and fictional stories. I cry a lot, I am literally unable to contain my emotions. Normally my first instinct is to not have other people in mind when expressing my emotions, as in, if I feel really hurt about what someone says, verbally Iā€™ll show a sign of defeat and may even self-deprecate in front of them as a defense mechanism, but that wonā€™t stop me from crying in front of them. Iā€™m also really into art (Iā€™m a digital artist myself), and a lot of my art is inspired by anime scenes or pictures irl so I capture what I feel from the photo and try to channel it into my art, if that makes sense. I can get really snappy. But I feel like with age Iā€™ve gotten a bit better at this so I donā€™t always snap at people first hand, and one of the things I learned growing up being to consider other people before exploding and that not everything is about me. I also can be very highly empathetic to people, in the sense that on the surface I might not be able to understand anotherā€™s emotions but if I do sit myself down and think about the other person and put myself into their shoes, I become extremely empathetic. Generally, I just feel emotions very strongly and I would say itā€™s a pretty big staple in my life.
Volition/Willpower
This is a painful one for me to talk about. A lot of the time, I have huge plans to do things, but I can never seem to put them properly. I look into guides online on how to be better, but I feel like they never really understand what my problem is. When someone hurts me by something they do or say, I shy away because Iā€™m afraid to speak up against them. But I hate the fact that I let myself be limp in front of these people. I then start to worry about whether they'll take advantage of my kindness. Often, people can be confused about my behaviour, because one moment I can be really nice to them (even moreso if theyā€™ve pissed me off, Iā€™m not really sure why but I become extremely people pleasing when someone does piss me off. Defense mechanism maybe?) but the next I could be lashing out at them over specific things that have happened like a year or two ago. I am never able to convey what I really feel on the spot because I am scared of others. Itā€™s a lot of inner turmoil and push and pull that I experience everyday. Itā€™s hard for me to stand up for myself even though I always feel this angry force within me telling me to just do it, but I literally feel like I cannot. I donā€™t like being told what to do (then again, who does?), but when I am, I force myself to swallow the pain because I realised I donā€™t haveā€¦ any power at all against who is telling me what to do, but then I start wondering if they really do have power against me andā€¦ yeah itā€™s a lot of back and forth within my brain. I end up trying to be nice to people in order to not be attacked by them if that is also relevant information. That being said, I have a bit of a martyr complex because in my head I feel like I deserve to be kind to because Iā€™m always letting people step on me.
Logic
Iā€™m gonna be honest, Iā€™m not much of a debater. I kind of feel weird about debates (again, going back to the fact that I hate speaking up against people because I feel like they have some kind of power over me, and I hate that they do have power over me). I do, however, like to blab on and on about things that Iā€™ve researched. I like discussing them with people. One of my mates has told me I should start a podcast based on the amount of hours Iā€™ve spent with her talking about random things or discussing things. I like to go on wikipedia rabbit holes. A few people have said I am really thorough with research on things, and to be honest I do really like researching things (although, it has to be something Iā€™m interested in obviously). I like learning useless random facts on the internet, and I enjoy talking about what I find out to my friends and what my opinions are on them. I find it fun to learn new things in life when I actually get motivated to do so. In terms of opinions, I donā€™t like it when someone asserts their opinion to be ā€˜the only oneā€™ and usually I play Devilā€™s Advocate against these people, provided I find courage in myself to speak out. My opinions are normally not very dominating and can be changed but only after Iā€™ve thought about everything else first (ie other peopleā€™s opinions, research online etc). So I would say I do like listening to everybodyā€™s opinions on matters as long as the people arenā€™t so gung ho about their opinions. If this is also relevant information, back in high school when I learned about history, I would always enjoy explaining to the class (when asked to) about what I think was the most important cause of a major event, and I tend to go on tangents (I think even one time while explaining to my friends about my opinions, I ended up comparing these causes to major events like making a cake lmao).
Physics
Sometimes Iā€™ll wake up and forget to eat for a few hours because my priorities are elsewhere, then I realise Iā€™m super hungry and go sicko mode to find food. I donā€™t really care about my appearance all that much, which is why I donā€™t wear makeup or super fancy clothing. However, I do have a certain clothing aesthetic Iā€™ve chosen for myself but itā€™s mostly due to inspiration from (again) anime and Japanese style clothes I see on Pinterest. I look at a picture and go ā€œHey I should buy that!ā€. But on the other side of the coin, I kind of see myself as a germaphobe, I love putting hand sanitiser when possible. Iā€™m not really a physical person at all, hell my love language is words of affirmation. Whenever someone comes to me for a hug, I kind of just accept it, and I do feel appreciated that they want to hug me. However, I donā€™t really give hugs, mostly because Iā€™m scared they just donā€™t like hugs and it becomes and awkward situation, so I wait for them first. I like cleaning things, because I just like to see dirty things get cleaned. I only really started working on my skin care recently after years of kind of just ignoring it or using simple methods and tricks other people have told me to do. Like say if someone tells me to use a product Iā€™ll be like ā€œyeah I can do thatā€. Even now I still kind of do this with skin care, I just go online and follow whatever people suggest. But the thing that bothers me about this is that when I was a teen I used to be a bit insecure of my appearance, so Iā€™m not sure if this might contribute to something. I kind of just began to ignore it when I grew up. Ideally, I would like a very calm lifestyle where Iā€™m not moving around a lot. Whenever someone asks me if I can taste something, I have a very straightforward way of thinking like if itā€™s good, itā€™s good, if itā€™s bad, itā€™s bad. So Iā€™m not really helpful when asking for feedback on what someone has cooked because 90% of the time Iā€™ll say itā€™s fine and it tastes amazing. I do really like looking at pretty things as well and pondering about how they make me feel.
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2024.05.10 21:41 skyeky_ You Come Upon A Mansion Along A Wooded Road, That Wasn't There Before... [M4A] [Medieval Fantasy] [Mystery] [Eccentric Character] [Potential for Romance] [PT1]

You're travelling on a road between one town and another. You've travelled this road before many times, in fact you were here just a few days ago. And now, on your way back, someone has built an entire mansion, and you can see the roof sticking up above some of the trees. You unfortunately picked a poor day to travel, as a storm is approaching, and the wind is picking up. This fateful choice will lead to an intriguing string of events, leading you to meet an elf named Claudius Ozarus. This story will come in multiple parts, so feel free to make a series of it!
Claudius has a very silly, eccentric, flamboyant and overall over the top personality. Almost seems like he's the overtired type of chatty, or perhaps trying to distract from something. But! When he's talking with just himself he usually sounds calm and melancholic, total opposite of his personality around other people.
Totally fine to monetize with credit in the video or audio, Just make sure to send it to me cause I definitely would want to see it!! Please don't make any edits to the script without checking in with me! If you'd like me to make a secondary version of the script designed for two people, I absolutely can, or add narration if you think it would be difficult to follow the story otherwise, just let me know!
[I'll do sound effects like this] [And character or background descriptions or actions like this, like someone running or something levitating or moving for example, or tips for how lines should be read] Character: Character dialogue will look like this.
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Script
[The wind whistles and howls, slightly distant thunder and rain]
Claudius: [Sighs] Ah... a storm like this brings back memories... albeit unpleasant ones. How long has it been since I've seen a storm like that roll through...? And especially today of all days... [small ironic chuckle] must be fate. Or perhaps she's calling to me. I hear you loud and clear... I always do. I'm afraid though I can't stay out in this weather much longer, I don't fancy getting hit in the face with another stick. [He notices something] Hm...? Someone... on the road? What an utterly foolish day for a stroll, an average human will be picked up and carried off in winds like this!
[The wind picks up and the rain gets closer slowly. Soft footsteps crunch on the dirt road approaching the mansion]
Listener: ....
Claudius: Oh, why hello! You've certainly chosen an unfortunate day to travel this road, now haven't you?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Oh, my home? Well, yes I suppose it must be new to you if you've come through here before. It has a rather unique way of... well, that's hardly important at this very moment. Would you like to come inside, and wait out the storm? You're welcome to stay the night if you must, I certainly like your chances in there better than your chances in whatever your little travel pack has to offer for shelter. [He laughs]
Listener: ....
Claudius: A stranger? Indeed I am. But as are you, and yet here I am, providing you with humble invitation to my dwelling. For all I know you could be playing on my good will! I invite you in, me, a peaceful man of lavish means who lives all alone! You could rob me blind and leave me for dead and no one would be around to miss me! I doubt anyone would find my poor cadaver stuffed in an armoire for days, weeks perhaps! [Small laugh as his dramatic line delivery calms down] Only teasing, of course. If I thought you would do me any harm, I'd let you stay in the wine cellar, not a spare bedroom. Now, would you like to come in before this rain soaks through to your very bones? I find storms such as these... terribly unpleasant.
Listener: ....
Claudius: [He claps his hands together] Excellent! Allow me, then. [Sound of a large wooden door opening, then closing, and the rain and wind is quieter now being heard from inside] What do you think?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Ah, yes, that small detail. Well you see, this home of mine was a gift from a very powerful woman, many many years ago. I always enjoyed travel, so she made me a house designed to do exactly that. She called it the wandering keep, a rather simple name for something as complex as this. The house will always provide everything I need to live comfortably, and pursue my interests. And additionally, as long as I know where I'm going, I can teleport it anywhere. Just wonderful, isn't it?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Hm? You don't believe me? I promise, it's true! In fact, I could prove it right now. Name one place you want to go, anywhere in the world! Truly, I mean it. Name anywhere you'd like to go, I'll take you there, free of charge!
Listener: ...
Claudius: Ah, excellent! That's not far from here... is that perhaps where you were on your way to? Silly question I suppose, it must be. Alright then, brace yourself! [Claudius touches the ground. A sound like a whoosh and a rush of energy is heard. Sound dies down, wind and rain still audible] ....ah, see? Go check the window!
Listener: ....
Claudius: [Sounding somewhat excited to be showing off the house's power] Incredible, right? I know, I must say it's the best gift I have ever had the pleasure of receiving! [Quietly] Well... second best, perhaps... oh, nothing! Simply making conversation with myself! In any case, it looks like we didn't travel far enough to escape the storm's radius, so it would appear you're still stuck here for a while! Shall I show you around then? At least to the guest rooms, I doubt you'll be staying long enough to need to know where the library is, or anything like that.
Listener: ....
Claudius: What? Of course there's a library! What could possibly be more important to have in a home than a library! Well... perhaps a study. But outside of that, a library is a must! I'm a... researcher, of sorts, that's the reason, in part, as to why I travel as much as I do. One piece of scripture leads me to another, then another, to a map, to an artifact of interest, to a treasure trove, all sorts of things. Perhaps you could even call me an adventurer. But truly, what I seek is knowledge.
Listener: ....
Claudius: [Shocked and appalled] Boring?! Excuse me, there's nothing boring about knowledge! Reading the life's work of others who have died seeking the things I'm after is exceptionally entertaining! You'd be surprised what all they include as necessary to their research, honestly. For example one man who's journals I acquired happened to include the dirty details of his bitter separation from his wife. [Said in a mischievous tone]
Listener: ....
Claudius: Well if he didn't want me to read it he shouldn't have left it in with his journals! Although... I suppose that particular notebook was labelled diary... oh come now, no need to look so appalled! The man's been dead for well over a century, he'd hardly care now.
Listener: ....
[Listener turns and walks away]
Claudius: Wha... hold on now, you can't go out there, you'll catch your death! [Sigh] I apologize, I shouldn't make light of the deceased in such a way. I'm a touch out of practice socializing with others I'm afraid, my work forces me to lead a rather solitary lifestyle. But I don't want my ineptitude to cause you to brave the storm, so please, allow me to show you to your room.
Listener: ....
Claudius: [Small laugh] Why thank you, your benevolence is enchanting. Come, the guest rooms are this way. [Footsteps walking down a hall] Here we are! [Sound of a door opening] It hardly matters which room you stay in, there's plenty of extras. Should you need me for any reason, I spend most of my days in my study. It's up the stairs you saw when you came in, down the right hallway, second door on the right. As for food, you'll find the dining room to the left of the door where you came in. Food will appear thrice daily. In the morning, at noon, and in the evening. Don't miss it though! Anything that doesn't get eaten will simply disappear an hour after it first graces the table. I promise you'll find something you like. It's mostly sweets these days, cakes and treats and the like. Perhaps you can guess my weak spot when it comes to food. [He laughs] But, there's plenty of other things for you to try as well, it's not all creampuffs, I swear. Well, I believe that's all the information you'll need for a single night stay at the wandering keep!
Listener: ....
Claudius: Oh yes of course! My apologies, it completely slipped my mind. Claudius Ozarus, pleasure to meet you. And you are...?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Ah... names have changed with the times, I see. Well, I'm glad I could be of service to you, my friend. Make yourself comfortable, and take as long as you need. There is a washroom adjacent to your room, take a bath if you wish while you wait for the storm to pass. Pleasant dreams, traveler!
[Footsteps walking away, scene fades out]
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[Rain and wind can still be heard, silverware clashing with a plate from someone eating]
Claudius: Good morning! Did you sleep well?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Wonderful I'm glad to hear it! Help yourself to some breakfast! You look surprised. The house always creates grand feasts like this at meal time. In all honesty, I'm not entirely certain why. I only need enough food for myself, and yet here is all this, enough to feed a small army. Ah well, I do appreciate the variety.
Listener: ....
Claudius: Why is there no bread...? Hm, I suppose there isn't any. Presumably for the same reason I'm eating a slice of strawberry shortcake when it's still early morning. This place knows what I like. I despise bread, I suppose the house knows I would never eat it.
Listener: ....
Claudius: [Amused scoff] Yes yes, I imagine it would sound silly to despise such a mundane, every day food. I can't stand it though, no matter what, it always tastes like mold to me. I haven't had a piece of bread I could stomach since childhood and let me tell you, that was not yesterday. [Small laugh]
Listener: ....
Claudius: [Said slyly, like he's going to make a game of it] Hm, well how old do you think I am?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Ooh, very close! You're a little over four hundred years off, though! [He laughs] Does that surprise you? I'm told I don't quite look my age. Well, my hair has been silver since the day I was born, so that doesn't quite count. It's typical among elves, we never seem to look much older than thirty or forty.
Listener: ....
Claudius: The pointy ears didn't give it away? Well, I suppose they're not as pointy as some people in my family, and I do have a lot of hair... but anyway yes, I'm an elf. We live quite a long time, and our looks never fade. Feels a bit like cheating to you I'm sure. Now please, sit. Have something to eat. The storm is slowing, so I'm sure you'll be able to leave soon enough. What brings to you this town anyway?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Oh, really? A kindred spirit then, adventuring certainly is rewarding. You'll find things you've never seen, in places many people will never be. It's interesting to consider really, what you may see in your lifetime, compared to what others will see. Tell me, have you ever been to the gods temple in Naruvia?
Listener: ....
Claudius: It's quite a fantastical sight. Built on water, which is impressive on its own, but it's absolutely enormous, and the architecture is inspiring. Almost makes me want to spruce up this old shack. That's where the last of the Candor family lives, the guardians who care for the temple. I'm always baffled by the number of people who don't know this, but the Candor family really can communicate with the gods.
Listener: ....
Claudius: No really, it's true! I've seen him do it, it's quite a miraculous thing. I haven't been back at the temple in a decade or so, I imagine the boy is all grown up now. Poor thing was left with his mother's legacy quite young. But enough of that dreariness, tell me, where does a free spirit like yourself plan to go next?
Listener: ....
Claudius: I'm sorry... what did you say?
Listener: ....
Claudius: You... that's what I thought you said but... well I'm afraid I have to ask why? Travelling with me is logical from a first glance of course, you have food, a bed, an efficient means of transportation. But... why would you want to travel with someone you only just met? I have my own agenda, you'd only be accompanying me to dusty old tombs and deep forests and caves. I can't see why you would want to do that over travelling on your own. It's the difference between a guided tour drawn out of a hat someone handing you a bag and the reigns to a horse and saying 'go wild!'.
Listener: ....
Claudius: You... seem to have put some thought into this. You're positive there's no ulterior motives? You aren't planning to take advantage of me are you? Perhaps steal all my research and trinkets for yourself? [Teasing]
Listener: ....
Claudius: They are not old and dusty! They are precious priceless artifacts, all of which are invaluable towards!- Well, on second thought... never mind all that. Hm... if you truly wish to stay, I suppose I can stand to have a guest for a while longer. But in that case, I have some rules! They must be followed for you to stay in this house, if you break a rule, you'll have to leave, got it?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Yes, rules! Now, the first rule, never enter my room or my study without knocking, and waiting to receive permission to enter. My second rule, never bring anyone back to this house without my express instruction or permission. And my third rule, and this is the absolute most important! Never, ever, disturb me on the day or night of a full moon. Do you understand? No matter what you need or what you hear, never enter my study on a full moon. Is that expressly clear?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Wha- no I'm not a werewolf! It's simply a day on which I attend to very important business in my study, and I can't focus if there are any distractions. If you can follow these rules, you're welcome to stay here for as long as you like. Do we have a deal?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Splendid! In that case, Attend to your business here in town, I'll be busy today. We can leave tomorrow, if you're ready by then, and go on to our next location. I'm sure by the time you're done your... is that... is that what you're eating...?
Listener: ....
Claudius: [Laughing hard] My goodness we truly are alike! An entire pumpkin pie, really? Even I have the restraint not to eat the whole shortcake. Oh and a handful of creampuffs? Well I suppose I did say help yourself. Why not enjoy the treats when they're right there in front of you. I have no room to talk, I do very much the same. Alright then Creampuff-
Listener: ....
Claudius: Oh my humblest apologies, what would you have me call you then? Shortcake? Sweet tooth?
Listener: ....
Claudius: Your name? Well that's hardly any fun! Pumpkin Pie is more amus- [Listener throws fork, sound of fork clattering to the ground] Woah, hey! You could have taken my eye out! Perhaps Cinnamon stick is more fitting for you, given the spice in your personality... O-Okay okay I'm done put the knife down! Hah... well with that crisis averted, as I was saying, by the time you finish your breakfast, or rather dessert, the storm should have passed enough for you to do what you need to do [He takes the last bite of food] Well, that's plenty for me, I'll be up in my study or the library should you need anything. [Claudius gets up and leaves the room, Footsteps exit, door opens and closes]
Claudius: [Sigh, footsteps] Perhaps this wasn't such a good idea... only time will tell, the outcome shouldn't really be of any consequence either way. I'll just sit back and see how things unfold from here. [Laughs to himself] Cinnamon stick...
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Hope you enjoyed part one! I have no idea how to gage things yet so I'm really hoping this wasn't too long or too short! Additionally, if anyone would like to do an audio for this story and would like to know a little bit more about the mystery and what's going on behind the scenes for character acting, please feel free to message me! I'm happy to share, but I don't want to spoil the mystery for anyone who wants to follow as it goes along.
Thank you so much for reading!!
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2024.05.10 19:55 nightmarewoman I'm 28, make $67,000, live in Central Mass, and I struggled this week

ABOUT ME
I wrote a money diary in October 2022. Since then, my boyfriend P. has been upgraded to fiance (we are getting married in July!) and my beloved Trash Cat has had enucleation surgery (we now call the vet ā€œThe Eye Snatcherā€). I still work as a technology specialist in higher education. In December 2023, I discovered HR input my salary wrong when I first started my current jobā€”the contract I signed stated my salary as $65,000, but they input it as $60,000. I got a hefty portion of back pay. I am currently making about $67,000/year.
P. and I still split expenses 50/50 (somewhat imperfectly) and do not have any combined accounts. We input shared expenses into this spreadsheet and then settle the difference once a month. His salary is about $75,000. He recently cashed out about $15,000 from a 529 plan he never used (he didnā€™t go to college) and will be creating a CD ladder with this money to save for a down payment.
ASSETS & DEBT
Retirement balance: $6,542.66 in my 403(b) and $2,688.03 in my Roth IRA. In my last money diary, I felt guilty about my retirement balance because I didnā€™t really start until the age of 25 and for a year my contributions went uninvested. I feel much better about it now. This summer, Iā€™ll qualify for employer-matched contributions to my 403(b), which will improve my progress even more.
Equity: maybe one day????
Savings account balance: $1,291.23 in an emergency fund, $160.32 in a recently-started down payment fund.
Checking account balance: $3,052.37
Credit card debt: $4,651 on credit card 1, $0 on credit card 2. Unfortunately, Iā€™ve had 3 major setbacks in recent months: Trash Catā€™s surgery ($2,200), new tires/maintenance on my car ($2,300), and an unexpected hotel stay when P.ā€™s nephew passed away just before Christmas ($1,000). P. and I split Trash Catā€™s surgery and the hotel stay, so the total Iā€™ve put on my card in recent months is $3,900. I was down to about $800 in debt prior to all this fun stuff.
Student loan debt: $75,000 in public loans for a bachelorā€™s degree in Education and a masterā€™s degree in English. This was technically a ā€œbad choiceā€ because I did use my loans for living expenses during grad school, but I honestly do not regret it. I LOVED grad school, even though most of it happened online due to the pandemic, and I sincerely believe it made me a better, more thoughtful, and empathetic person. Since the university I work for now is a certified non-profit organization, I will eventually qualify for PSLF if I stay here or within the field of accredited higher education.
Car debt: I owe $2,754 on my Toyota.
INCOME
Income progression: I have worked steadily at part-time jobs since age 16. Iā€™ve been in educational tech for 3 years; my starting salary was $18/hour as a customer service associate, which was around $42,000 annually with overtime. When I started my current job almost 2 years ago, my salary jumped to $65,000 (which ended up being funky, see ABOUT ME above). My current salary, after it was adjusted and I received a 3% raise, is now $67,000.
Monthly take-home pay: $3,355.90 after deductions
Side gig income: None. I quit tutoring because I started taking night classes back in the fall.
Parental Support: As I mentioned in my money diary last year, my parents contributed about $22,000 to rent/car expenses during my ā€œadultā€ (college) life. My dad is also paying for our wedding ā€œreception,ā€ which is a private dinner at a restaurant for 15 people (estimated cost $5,000). I hinted heavily at Financial Trauma in my last diary, an issue Iā€™ve mostly overcome thanks to my incredible therapist. I might write a more detailed post on healing Financial Trauma and my experience with itā€¦let me know if youā€™d be interested in reading something like that :)
EXPENSES
Rent: $787.50 (P. and I split rent 50/50; our total rent is $1,575)
Renterā€™s & car insurance: $1,321/year, which averages out to $110.83/month (not split).
Health insurance: $394.46/month before tax for health and dental. Once P. and I get married, I am hopping on his insurance.
Retirement contribution: $257.50/month pre-tax into my 403(b). I also transfer $50/month into a Roth IRA.
Savings contribution: $200/month to emergency fund, $50/month to down payment fund
Debt payments: $260/month for my car payment, $60/month for my student loan payment (this is wildly low because I am on an income-driven repayment plan. Due to the ongoing Federal Battles, I have not had to recertify my income, so this payment is based on my 2019 income. I also pay at least $500/month towards my credit card debt. Since this is a three paycheck month (and my third paycheck will be a ā€œdeduction holidayā€), I am paying $1,000 towards it this month. P. does not contribute towards my debt.
Utilities: P. and I split internet, water, electricity, and trash evenly: usually about $175/month for my half, $350 total.
Cellphone: $65/month (we each pay for our own phones).
Subscriptions: Spotify for $10.99/month, Hulu for $7.99/month, Monarch (web budgeting app) for $50/year (this is a discounted price; it will jump to $80/year next year). None of these expenses are split.
Gym membership: $36/monthly for gym membership; $500/quarter for personal training (not split).
Pet expenses: P. and I split this expense; generally $100/month for my half, $200/month total.
Therapy: $25/week (not split).
MONEY DIARY
DAY 1: FRIDAY
šŸ˜“ 7 AM: P. shakes me awake. I reluctantly get up, go to the bathroom, and change into leggings and a sweater dress. After I give Trash Cat his morning medicine, I kiss P. goodbye and Iā€™m out the door. I listen to the Sinisterhood podcast on my drive to work and try to stop for coffee, but the drive-thru line is backed up into the street and causing traffic, so I skip it.
šŸ’„8 AM: I put on my makeup in the bathroom at work; this has become my new routine since I was diagnosed with sleep apnea because the extra few minutes of sleep are now a medical necessity. I use Covergirl skinmilk foundation, elf lash and roll mascara, and elf instant brow pencil. Sometimes I use elf lip stain (big elf fan over here) but donā€™t bother today.
šŸ˜ˆ 9 AM: I meet with the universityā€™s academic technology team to help them set up a feedback survey for a new grading tool they piloted this semester. We also bitch a little about some difficulties weā€™ve had this week with faculty. An important thing to know about me is that I am a hater to my innermost core.
šŸ„Ŗ12 PM: After spending most of the morning replying to emails, updating tickets, and watching budgeting videos on YouTube, I realize I forgot my lunch at home. Since digging myself back into credit card debt, Iā€™ve made a conscious effort to bring my lunch to work and spend less on convenience food, so Iā€™m pretty annoyed with myself. A quick trip to the library cafe yields a turkey sub, a green smoothie, and a giant cookie ($14.47). I eat at my desk while making some money moves (itā€™s payday!). $200 goes to my credit card to cover my therapy copay and the pair of Hokas I bought my mom for her birthday earlier this week. I also transfer $500 to my savings account. $214.47
šŸ‘£5 PM: I pack up and make the short drive over to my friendā€™s apartment. It was a spectacularly unproductive day; if Iā€™m being honest, Iā€™ve been feeling burnt out and need a break, but Iā€™m trying to save my vacation days for our wedding. My friend and I walk around one of my favorite neighborhoods in the city and catch up. We also go to Whole Foods before she heads to the gym. I grab some specialty canned beans, tofu, tortilla chips, Chomps, and some Poppi sodas ($35.23).
šŸ±8 PM: I eat one of my favorite lazy meals for dinnerā€”refried beans mixed with quinoa, salsa verde, and shredded cheese with tortilla chipsā€”and watch a few episodes of Home Economics on Hulu. I get sucked into TikTok for a little while before brushing my teeth and taking my meds. I go to bed around 10:30 PM while snuggling Trash Cat.
Daily Total: $249.70
DAY 2: SATURDAY
šŸšæ 8:30 AM: Quick shower before changing into a blue sundress and a white button up. I do my makeup and feed Trash Cat. Iā€™m out the door a little past 9 AM to head to book club.
šŸ“š10 AM: This month, weā€™re having book club at an adorable little tea room. We read Romancing Mr. Bridgerton and obviously love a āœØthemeāœØ so the four of us spend an hour talking about the book, eating tiny finger sandwiches, and drinking approximately 5 gallons of tea. One of my good friends from grad school, R., started this book club a few months ago and it has been such a joy to get together with awesome women on a regular basis. We also commiserate over family problemsā€”R does a dramatic reading of an outrageous text from my dad before we go our separate ways ($38.10).
šŸ’12 PM: I received an email yesterday from our jeweler that my wedding ring is done and realize Iā€™m much closer to the jewelry shop than I am to home. I call P. to ask if heā€™d be okay with me picking it up. He is. I swing by the shop and try on my ring; it is so beautiful and fits perfectly! I wear it on my drive home and canā€™t stop admiring it. P. put down $400 when we met with the jeweler a few months ago, so I pay $821.88 to take it home. P. sends me that exact amount on Venmo. (technically, I pay nothing).
šŸ˜µ2 PM: I eat more of my refried bean lazy meal and watch some episodes of The Rookie on Hulu. The rest of the day is spent fielding calls and texts from my sister, brother, and sister-in-law about my motherā€™s birthday dinner tomorrow. It is bringing up āœØtraumaāœØ for all of us.
šŸ˜“9 PM: A very lazy night routine of brushing my teeth, taking off my makeup with a wipe, take my meds, and drinking water while listening to a podcast as I fall asleep.
Daily Total: $38.10
DAY 3: SUNDAY
šŸŽ10:30 AM: Roll out of bed, make some Kodiak protein waffles, and call my youngest brother, who is 22. He and I are very close, but I still carry a lot of guilt about how much I couldnā€™tā€”and canā€™tā€”protect him from. I offer to pick out a gift for Mom ā€œfrom himā€ since he has to head to the airport to retrieve our parents and he agrees.
šŸ§€12 PM: I go to a gift shop in the next town over and pick out a pair of gold vermeil earrings. Theyā€™re $225. I buy them and tell my brother to Venmo me $175 (so technically I spend $50). After, I pop over to Wegmans, which is in the same shopping plaza, and pick up quesadillas, seltzers, fried rice, and spicy chicken for lunch ($41.55 total, $20.77 for my half). $70.77.
šŸ§¼1 PM: P. and I eat lunch on the couch while watching YouTube. Afterwards, I channel my irritation into cleaning the apartment. I vacuum, swiffer, put away dishes, and wipe down the bathroom. P. takes out the trash and recycling and starts some laundry.
šŸ¾4 PM: We meet my other brother (I have twoā€”this one is also younger but closer in age to me, 27) and my sister-in-law at a bar to pregame for Mom's birthday dinner. Is this healthy? Probably not. Does it work? Yes. I pay for all our drinks ($112.02)
šŸ™„5 PM: Dinner time. A bunch of my aunts and uncles are there, too, so we sit at the ā€œkidā€™s tableā€ with my siblings and one of my cousins. I order Jameson and ginger and a fancy cheeseburger. Maybe itā€™s the liquid courage, or the fact I went into this with extraordinarily low expectations, but I have a surprisingly good timeā€¦until my dad starts to fight with the waitress about separate checks for the separate tables. He didnā€™t mention it at the beginning of the meal, and considering we have 17 people at three different tables, the waitress understandably says no. It gets to the point where my brother just hands her his credit card to put an end to it. He doesnā€™t tell me how much the total bill is; P. and I venmo him $100 each ($100).
šŸ‹7 PM: The fun isnā€™t over! We head back to my parentsā€™ house for cake and presents. I eat lemon cake with ice cream and give my mom the Hokas I bought her earlier in the week. She loves the earrings from my brother, and he thanks me for helping him.
šŸ’¤11 PM: We finally leave. I fall asleep on the way home. I thank P. for being such a supportive partner, take my meds, and promptly fall asleep again.
Daily total: $282.79
DAY 4: MONDAY
šŸ¤•8 AM: I make it out of bed and over to the computer. I respond to emails, update a few tickets, and purchase a knee brace from Amazon ($24.01). I LOVE going to the gym and Iā€™m trying to lose weight for health reasons, but the past few days my left knee has been stiff and achy to the point that it hurts to go up and down the stairs. I have a doctorā€™s appointment this week so I can tell my primary care physician then, but I want to go for a walk to clear my head. I drink a Liquid IV.
šŸœ11 AM: P. picks up brunch from one of our favorite local restaurants. Their biscuits and gravy bowl is incredible. ($27.58 total, $*13.79 *for my half).
šŸ„Ÿ4 PM: I jump in the car and run to Petsmart to pick up pill pockets and food for Trash Cat. Even though he came from a dumpster, he has decided heā€™ll only eat the fancy cat food. ($64.78 total, $32.39 **for my half). Then I go to Wegmans for some more groceries: tomatoes, cucumbers, frozen dumplings, lettuce, seltzer, onions, brussel sprouts, and turkey burgers. ($68.22 total, $34.11 **for my half).
šŸ…6 PM: P. and I eat dinner while watching the John Oliver episode on libraries (stop banning books, losers!!!!). Itā€™s one of our other favorite lazy meals: quinoa with fancy canned beans with chopped up peppers, onions, and tomatoes. I drink a seltzer with dinner and then do some chores and take a shower.
šŸ¦·10 PM: Stayed up later than I meant to scrolling TikTok and Reddit. Whoops! I brush my teeth and turn off the lights.
Daily total: $104.30
DAY 5: TUESDAY
šŸ§‡8 AM: Roll out of bed and walk 5 steps to my computer. After checking email and signing in, I make protein waffles for breakfast and put on my new knee brace that was delivered last night.
šŸ’©10 AM: I take a quick break from writing technical documentation to fold some laundry and tidy up the kitchen. I give Trash Cat some treats and clean out the litterbox. He is a stinky boy.
šŸ‘Øā€šŸ’»1:30 PM: I run a meeting with my boss and grandboss about the documentation project Iā€™m currently spearheading. We are migrating into a new (and easier) documentation system, which means I need to export, update, and organize all our current documentation. Theyā€™re both pleased with my progress and the next goals Iā€™ve outlined. Maybe I am good at my job? Afterwards, I eat some refried beans with tortilla chips and a seltzer.
šŸ¤¬4:30 PM: I get a very rude email from a faculty member saying he cannot access a file a student shared with him (and grades are due tonight). He sends me a screenshot and it turns outā€¦heā€™s clicking the wrong button. I explain the correct steps and attach the studentā€™s file, but Iā€™m so agitated that I sign out early and go for a walk. The weather is beautiful, and I try not to think about the email, but I keep stewing over it. The worst part of working in higher ed is the entitlement - I am often treated like ā€œthe helpā€ by the Impossibly Busy Big Brained Professors Who Donā€™t Have Time For Glitches (FYI, glitches do not care whether you have time for them or not).
šŸ“±6 PM: P. and I eat leftovers of our fancy canned bean bowls for dinner and feed Trash Cat. I numb out by scrolling for about 3 hours.
šŸ™„9 PM: I go to bed, but keep thinking about that damn email and then beat myself up for being so sensitive and giving that professor so much of my mental energy off the clock.
Daily total: $0
DAY 6: WEDNESDAY
šŸ„Æ7 AM: Get out of bed, throw some clothes into my gym bag, get dressed, and run out the door. I stop at Dunkin on the way to work to get an iced coffee and some stuffed bagel minis ($5.45).
šŸ§˜ā€ā™€ļø10 AM: I log into my virtual therapy appointment from my office and talk for 40 minutes straight about everything I am struggling with: my routine is out of whack thanks to my momā€™s dinner; Iā€™m mad at my parents, my sister, and my job; my knee is killing me so I canā€™t work out; I have been a shitty partner and cat mom this week; I am scrolling to numb out instead of reading or relaxing in a meaningful way. My therapist helps me come up with an action plan. I put my phone on bedtime mode to turn it to black and white, make plans with P. for a cozy date night at home this weekend, and bookmark a few jobs to apply for. She reminds me I am a supportive sister and partner and relationships are not 50/50 every single day. We end with a meditation about releasing anger.
ā˜ļø11 AM: I meet with a staff member in admissions over Zoom to discuss file back-up in preparation for his new computer. He is actually already synced to our cloud system, meaning that all files are backed up, so the meeting is easy. He asks a few questions about the cloud system and how it works and also provides feedback on some of the tools he feels need guidelines or best practices for usage.
šŸ“½ļø12 PM: Lunch is the last of the fancy bean bowl leftovers and a seltzer (I am a creature of habit). While I eat, I watch budgeting videos on YouTube. I get an email that my credit card has been charged for my therapy copay ($25).
šŸ™ƒ3 PM: I meet virtually with a professor who is, technologically speaking, extremely high-need. I watch her rename and organize files for about an hour. Inevitably, she moves them to the wrong place, accidentally deletes the entire file name, etc. On the bright side, she is very sweet and appreciative of my guidance.
šŸ’Ŗ4:45 PM: I duck out early to drive to the gym. I let my trainer know what is going on with my knee, so we decide to hit upper today. I only started weightlifting in November and Iā€™ve found I love it so much I am willing to shell out for personal training. After doing my best not to side-eye the men with terrible form (if you need to use your knees to complete a bicep curl, the weight is too heavy), I stretch out and grab dinner from Qdoba: a chicken bowl for me and a steak burrito for P ($24.66 total, $*12.33 *for my half).
šŸ¤™7 PM: I call my youngest brother while eating dinner. He is the only one living at home with my parents and needs to vent about whatā€™s going on. I do my best to validate his feelings and remind him he can stop by our apartment whenever he needs to. I wish I could do more.
šŸšæ8 PM: I pack my Qdoba leftovers for lunch, take a shower, and crawl into bed with some sleepy tea and a book.
Daily total: $42.78
DAY 7: THURSDAY
šŸ¦¶5:30 AM: P. wakes me up by tickling my feet. It is not enjoyable, but it is highly effective. I grab my leftovers and head to the gym.
šŸš²7 AM: I finish up my cardio workout on the bike, take a quick shower, and change into my work clothes. Itā€™s a little unfair that exercise actually does make you feel better. On the way to work, I stop at Dunkin for iced coffee again but resist getting a snack ($3.31).
šŸ„¤9 AM: My morning work consists of emails, tickets, and updating some website pages. I also find a job listing on LinkedIn at another university which is a step up from my current position. A quick look at Glassdoor shows it has a higher employee satisfaction rating than the institution where I work now, and the salary range for this position is at least $10k higher than my current salary. I spend a bit of time fine-tuning my resume and drafting a cover letter while researching the university. It has a much nicer fitness center and a smoothie bar? I know, I know, the grass is always greenerā€¦
šŸ“š10 AM: Quick walk over to the library for an appointment with the archival specialist. We discuss how to back up her files in preparation for her new computer. She gives me a tour of the rare book collection - first editions of Jane Eyre and David Copperfield, plus a copy of the Nuremberg Chronicle from the fifteenth century. Very cool. For about five minutes, I consider going back to school to get a masterā€™s degree in library science.
šŸŒ¶ļø11 AM: Early lunch of my Qdoba leftovers, tortilla chips, and seltzer since I didnā€™t have breakfast.
šŸ–„ļø2 PM: I meet with my manager to discuss the documentation project and a new hire initiative in collaboration with HR. The spring semester is officially over, so we have more time on our hands to do some maintenance, clean-up, and proactive support.
šŸ§€5 PM: Work is over! I stop at the grocery store to buy brie, crackers, oat milk, toilet paper, paper towels, and a cup of macaroni. My period is coming and I always crave cheese ($49.55 total, $*24.77 *for my half).
šŸ“6 PM: P. and I eat a dinner of brie, crackers, and brussel sprouts while watching a few cooking videos on YouTube. We talk about how ā€œemotionally chargedā€ Iā€™ve been for the past few days (P. uses the phraseā€”he never, ever calls me crazy, irritable, moody, etc.). Eating cheese makes me feel better. Trash Cat and I watch a few episodes of Brooklyn 99.
šŸ’Š8 PM: Quick shower, meds, and podcasts. I start to doze off.
šŸ“ž9:30 PM: My brother calls me. Iā€™m confused and groggy, so I miss the call but text him immediately asking if everything is okay. He lets me know he will be fine and I promise to call him tomorrow. It takes me a little while longer to fall asleep; P. comes to bed around 10 PM for cuddles.
Daily total: $28.08
WEEKLY TOTALS (edited)
Total Spent: $745.45
Food + Drink: $375.95
Fun / Entertainment: $38.10
Home + Health: $49.01
Clothes + Beauty: $0
Transport: $0
Credit card: $200
Gift: $50
Pets: $32.39
REFLECTION
This was an above-average spending week for me with my momā€™s birthday. Emotionally, it was also not a great week for me, and I often tend to spend more money when Iā€™m upset, although Iā€™ve apparently channeled that compulsion into grocery shopping. I am also trying to test out if smaller, more frequent grocery trips are better for us, since weekly shopping often means we throw out produce or meat.
Iā€™m working on a) digging myself out of credit card debt and b) regulating my emotions, especially when it comes to my family. This particular stressor, and its effects on my finances, waxes and wanes throughout the year - birthdays and holidays tend to bring out the worst in both. However, even with the debt, I still feel like I am pretty financially stable (definitely more so in comparison to where I was as a kid, teen, and younger adult).
Thanks for reading šŸ˜¼ Let me know if you have any questions!
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2024.05.10 11:27 The_Great_Leafy TIFU by ruining my boyfriend's birthday cake

First time baking a cake. And putting frosting on something. I made my boyfriend's birthday cake at around 3am this morning, I let it cool down but then I forgot about it.. It's 5am, some part of the cake is kind of hard. I need to put the frosting on but I can't find the spatulas so I use a butter knife.. The top layer follow the knife and frosting, I can't apply it without ruining the whole top layer.
The frosting is now mixed with the top cake layer
I ended up with an ugly birthday cake for my boyfriend..
My boyfriend has worked at a really fancy* restaurant's cook for 6 years..
The in-laws are coming tonight and the cake was made for tonight party..
Two other of my in-laws that will be present have worked/are working in culinary field..
TL;DR: I ruined my boyfriend's birthday cake by (most likely) not applying the frosting correclty and massacring the cake top layer.
Edit* : someone corrected me on the star thing since I didn't know, the review online was really high so I based myself on that :)
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2024.05.10 09:27 RareDay5301 Jason Paul Rogers - From Zero Idea To 7 Figure Acquisitions (Download)

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2024.05.09 23:17 juliunicorn314 Ghosts Survivor: Round 5

Round 5 deadline: Friday 10th May, 9pm GMT

Hiii I'm backkkkk! Sorry I couldn't post the last few days. The tiebreaker results were very close, but one episode gained just enough votes for it to have to leave the game. So, was it Free Pass, Happy Holiday, or Poached Guests?
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POACHED GUESTS. With only 1 more vote than Happy Holiday, the 5th episode of series 4 has been voted out with 11 of you choosing it as your least favourite of the three. Free Pass got a lot less votes with 5, so it will stay in the game along with Happy Holiday.
Which episode will leave in round 5? Will there be another tiebreaker? It's up to youuu.
Vote for the episode that you like *the least. The episode that gathers the most votes will be eliminated with the **29th place in this game. Make sure you have watched all episodes before voting and don't vote more than once. (I don't think you can anyway)*

VOTE IN ROUND 5 HERE

Tiebreaker results
Episodes alive: (SPOILERS!!!)
S1E1 - Who Do You Think You Are?:
S1E2 - Gorilla War:
S1E3 - Happy Death Day:
S1E4 - Free Pass:
S1E5 - Moonah Ston:
S1E6 - Getting Out:
S2E3 - Redding Weddy:
S2E4 - The Thomas Thorne Affair:
S2E5 - Bump in the Night:
S2E6 - Perfect Day:
S2E7 - The Ghost of Christmas:
S3E1 - The Bone Plot:
S3E2 - A Lot to Take In:
S3E3 - The Woodworm Men:
S3E4 - I Love Lucy:
S3E5 - Something to Share?:
S3E6 - Part of the Family:
S4E1 - Happy Holiday:
S4E2 - Speak as ye Choose:
S4E3 - The Hardest Word:
S4E4 - Gone Gone:
S4E6 - Not Again:
S4E7 - It's Behind You:
S5E1 - Fools:
S5E2 - Home - Thomas enters poetry competition - Kitty thinks she's pregnant - Pat & Julian argue over North vs South - Mike stresses about baby
S5E3 - Pineapple Day:
S5E4 - En FranƧais:
S5E5 - Carpe Diem:
S5E6 - Last Resort:
Poached Episodes:
34th place: S5E7 - A Christmas Gift
33rd place: S3E7 - He Came!
32nd place: S2E1 - The Grey Lady
31st place: S2E2 - About Last Night
30th place: S4E5 - Poached Guests
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