Behan ko jabardasti choda

Is ko dekhke lagta hay ki accha hay par aur bhi accha ho sakta tha. Par dobara sochne jao to lagta hay jo dikhaya hay perfect hi hay, main hi behan ka loda hu jo aur kuch expect karke baytha tha

Aj cbse ka result aya hai, bohot kharab lag raha hai mujhe. Mere parents ne mujhe bilkul nahi daanta, mere father ulta aj restuarant se khaana pack karake laye thay. Mere kuch relatives ko lagta hai ki main retarted hoon, poore saal padha hai acche se tab jaake main pass hua hoon aur mere 72% aye hai ( no offense), sach baat bolu to fir main Indian economics poori chodh ke gaya tha, bst ke 4 chapter chode hai, accounts mein partnership ka 1st chapter choda tha aur financial to almost poori chodh ke gaya tha except cash flow wo baat alag hai ki zyada kch aya nahi tha financial statements se, aur to aur mera accounts mein 68 marks ka attempt hua tha similar case tha Mera baaki subjects mein bhi except for English. Parso mera CUET hai kuch khaas taiyaari nahi hai. 10th mein bhi mera Aisa hi scene tha, same score tha 10th mein, maine socha tha ki 12th mein acche se padhai karunga, 90% ke aas paas launga par main chutiya moj masti karne laga. Ab mera MBA ka bhi plan bekar ho gaya, pata nahi apni life mein kya karunga main ab gharwale bhi shayad ummed harr gaye hai. Mujhe kisi ne nahi daanta ulta appreciate kiya, bhot ajeeb laga hai mujhe aur bohot boora bhi. Kaash main marr hi jata par suicide karne ki himmat nahi hai mujhme.

Cringika ka bachpan se dream tha homewife bane ka but this vile shameless woman apne khud kay kaam bhi nahi karskti. I’m furious right now. Yeh ibrahims ko bilkul sharam nahi ati kiya? Agar yeh kisi ki financial help krty hain tw unko naukaron ki tarha kyun treat krty hain? Hazaron servant hain inkay madam kay kapray woh iron nahi krskty? Ya yeh chomu krde iron isko krna kiya hota hai? I don’t like riza at all but just look at her, kitna happily apna meal enjoy kr rahi thi aur yeh chomu akar usko order de raha hai. Apni behan ko bol nah bhai jo khud ko maudaha ki Princess samajti hai aur bethi bhi farigh thi. Kesi aurat hai yeh cringika apni maa ko bachy ki nanny bnaya hua hai,Bachon se yeh alag kaam leti hain. Aisi konsi housewife hoti hai jiskay naam dusre krein. Apne sasural upper rakha hua hai lekin khana tk tw unka bna kr nai deskti.Bechre bachon ki chuttiyon mai bhi chutti nahi hoti. Yeh madam peechy pta nahi kiya kiya krwati hogi bachon se, jbhi sare bachon ki cringika aur chomu se koi attachment nahi dikhti kyunkay yeh bachon ko naukar bana kr laty hain mumbai.

To all my regarded aspirants have some popcorn and sitback. Y ek aisi kahani h jiske baare m sirf main ar Mera dost jaanta h. The first time he heard this he was flabbergasted.
To mods 🥺: delete mt Krna yaar I'm trying to cope a bit, also science h daba k story m to it's legal :)
~Love, TARS, love. It's just like Brand said. My connection with M*rs, it is quantifiable.
I was 11-12 yr old. Ar jawani aane s pehle mene kudh ko applied science k torch-bearer ki mehtvapoorna zimmedari saunp di thi. Ab marte jeete mera ek hi kaam tha; motor khojke manuj-peedhi k liye zaruri avishkaar krna.
Mere Ghar s kabadi wala kabhi ek tukde m saman ni le jata tha, kyuki jb bhi koi electronic appliance kharab hota tha to ghar ka ek zimmedar beta hone k naate, m uska purn roop s vishleshan krne k baad bolta tha ki Naya lelo ye to ni bnne wala. Ar ab vo lawaris device mere mazboot haatho m aa jati thi. Ar jb kisi ka dhyaan ni hota tha to pechkas, machis, hathodi, bhala-talvaar leke m usko shundar-shundar kr deta tha.
Ek din aise hi purani tv m se ek bhi motor na Milne k baad, main apne agle sikhaar k talash m tha. Ghar p majoor lge the Jo Ghar m kuch fix krre the ar mauka sahi tha. Poore Ghar ka ghanto tk chkkr lgane k baad mujhe kuch kabaad ni mila.. Apun ko lga, aaj science ki haar hogyi h ar duniya ko apne avishkaaro s jagmagane ka sapna, sapna hi reh jayega... Har k seedhi p baithe baithe mujhe Curie ar Archimedes ki yaad aai. Ar mene khudko saameta ar paripakvata ka ek paath pdhaya. “Ni mere jeete-ji, science ni haarega. Ye kaam asan ni h, iss lone torch-bearer of science ki haar aisi choti rukavato s ni hogi.” Aisa smjane k baad ek baad firse mene Ghar scan mara ar apne beeshma pratigya ko safal krne m mujhe sirf maut dikh ri thi. Mujhe kuch aisa mil gya tha jisme sucess rate to find motor ar death rate maximum the. Mere haath peeche hore the tb firse mene khudko smjhaya ki brother soch agar Madam Curie bhi maut s dar gyi hoti to aaj hum manushya kitne peeche hote...
Apne bahubali haatho ka prayog mene uss vish ko uthane m kiya jo meri maut ka karan bnne wala tha. Ar science ka naam leke mene bahar nikala vo kaala, bhaari, dhul m sana hua magar sbse sundar electric appliance: vo DVD player 📀.
Hn vahi DVD player 📀 jo didi hath bhi lgane s mana ki thi. Mummy ne bola tha isko chuoge to taang tod denge.
Maut ka dar ar jeevan ka moh chorke mene pechkas nikala ar fata fat us DVD player 📀 ko dekhte hi dekhte shundar-shundar kr diya. Ar usko kholne k baad smjho kayanaat palat gyi. 1 nahi 2 nahi balki 3 motors. Ab mujse control ni hora tha mene pechkas ki kabiliyat p zyada bharosa kr liya tha (fuck you do muh wale pechkas). Vo chote wale screw apne pe ad gye the, mene pyaar s unhe manane ki koshish ki magar vo mere ar mere namakool pechkas k incompetence p hasse jaa rhe the. “Bhaya binu hogi na preeti”, madam Curie lgataar mere dimag m ye chaupaai bole jaa rhi thi. Naa chahte huye mujhe vo kadam uthana pda jo m ni krna chahta tha.
Mera plan tha: chup chaap kholo. Dheeme s motor nikaalo, motor kabze m aate hi chup chaap dhkaan lga k vapis aa jao jaise kuch hua hi ni tha.
Magar un choote screws ne apni shudra-vyaktitva ko zaahir kr diya tha. Mene apne namakool pechkas ko choda ar apne har dukh k saathi; hathodi ko uthaya. Those screw saw the wrath of lone torch-bearer of Science that day.
Trr trrr khatt-khattt.
Aakhirkaar universe k is mushkil kasauti ko m paar kr gya. Ar ab vo teen motors sirf ar sirf mere the.
Mene nazar-chakshu bagal m ghumaye to DVD player 📀 ka haal dekha ni jaara tha. Isse pehle koi ye murder dekhe, mujhe iss laash ko thikane lgana tha. Maine saare tukdo ko sametna shuru kiya. Ar DVD player 📀 ko antim vidaai di. Plastic k jhole m uss DVD player 📀 ki atim yatra hui ar boht door jaane k baad mene ek sahi location paai; ek koode ka spot jaha kisi ki nazar ni pdegi. Mitti khod k uss DVD player 📀 ki laash ko mene apne Bahubali haathon s thikane lga diya ar vapas Ghar aa gya.
Ghar to aa gya tha but ldai khtm ni hui thi. Chup chap gate bnd krke m didi no 2 k pass gya ar ek plan sochne lga. Didi no 2 tv dekhne m mashroof thi ar bahar s majooron ki awaz aari thi.
Mere shatir dimag m neurons shoot hue ar ek nayab plan soojha. Mene didi ko bola: 😾 ooye paagal! Kyaa krri h?? Ghar m majdoor lge h ar andr aise baithi h! Hosh khabar rkha kriye thoda! Abhi kuch utha k nikl jayenge sb to pta bhi ni chlega! Abhi hm ek bnde ko kal s dekh rhe h us ‘TV AR DVD PLAYER 📀’ k bgl m khada hoke kuch dekhra tha! Sochiye abhi hum ni hote to utha k nikal jata vo ‘DVD PLAYER 📀’! 😾
The idea was incepted. All I needed was it to ripe.
Kuch mahine beete mummy diwali ki safai krri thi ar didi no 1 chilla k bulai. BAABUUU... m iss situation k liye m poorna roop s taiyaar tha. M saamne gya ar bola kya hua. Didi no 1 was on fire. KAHA H VO DVD PLAYER 📀??? I said: ni milra na! Hum bhi khoojre itne din s humko lga aap log chupa k rkhi h. Jeshtha purna roop s vismrit thi. Vo kuch ar kehti usse pehle bagal se didi no 2 aai ar boli hn hum bhi dekhre h itne din s. Humko lgra h vo last time kaam lga tha tbhi s gaayab hua h. Vo sb the bhi chor type k. Mauke ka faida utha k maine bola: hn hn aap to bolri thi na ki dekhi thi kisi ko tv bgl m kuch dekhra tha. And she thought and said: hn hn pta ni kaise kb utha k le gye... Itne m mummy aai ar boli: jaane do kon ab usme dekh bhi rha h movie voovie. And I ended the conversation: jaane dijiye tsk tsk le Jana hi tha to kamse kam humko bta diya hota hum us DVD player 📀 m s motor to nikal liye hote

For unversed, aarti and krushna both lost their parents quite early. So krushna and kashmera who are the Bhai bhabhi of aarti, did the arrangements for her. When aarti was walking the aisle and the way kashmera's eyes were welled up, it was so genuine.
And after the wedding, kashmera wrote a post on Instagram that they are arti's family forever..while madam wrote an instagram post after saba's wedding ki ab saba ka ghar dusra h, wo vida ho gyi n all ...
Dabba's wedding is all about pipika and janab ..dono ne bhot unnecessary footage khati thi.. janab was least interested in wedding arrangement and more interested in his VLOG.
Same goes with pipika..she created an unnecessary hype for wedding outfits "designed by Miss Cabin Crew". Pipika called dhol baaje for janab's entry in maudaha.. there was hardly any pic of dabba and sunny..
Sari romantic pic and dance madam and janab ne kr liya..

🌻Tester Post🌻
A wee intro to the Dahlia sewing pattern - bring the magic of spring and a wee bit of sunshine inside. 🌸
The doll and lovey pattern by Oh Sew Lovely Patterns is perfect for decorating your shelf with the joy of spring or as a lovely handmade gift. 🌸
By selecting your fabric palette, you can let your imagination bloom as you create your own unique flower doll. I incorporated fabric scraps from a treasured dress to create a memory doll Dahlia for my Mum that will bring a smile every Spring. 🌸
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