Girs pooping

Runnehigh splat point girly here. I am learning more about how HIIT might not be right for some women’s bodies. I’m not positive if I’m one of them, but I’m trying to explore my options and stay at OTF.
If I switch from running to power walking, start first on the floor and focus my energy there, would that be considered a low intensity workout?
This would be a total switch for me. I always start first on the tread, empty my tank (grab 20+ splat points), and give what I got left on the floor (about 10+ there).
I’m trying to avoid fatiguing myself in class so as to avoid heightened appetite and cortisol levels. I find myself absolutely pooped in between workouts with low energy levels, so I want to explore other models of working out!

Ever since I was a little boy I have been weird. Whether it was my proclivity for girly toys, or my liking of pastels, other people would look askance at me despite me thinking I was normal. But there were some things I did which I knew were not, and that I could never reveal to anyone. One of these things was what I called "steamrolling" or "pressing." You see, I always knew I had powerful glutes. Apparently, when I was a baby, my mom was changing my diaper and almost lost a finger when I clenched my hinie as she was wiping. It was a story that got told over and over around the Thanksgiving table. But I used this power for... less than stellar purposes. Whenever I was on the toilet I would squeeze my butt tight as I could, producing a thin and even sheet of... well, you know. I thought it was hilarious, but little did I know what discovery my strange habit would lead me to.
When I was 16, I started noticing that my sheets had become uneven. I priced myself over my gluteal strength so seeing them come out with scratches and indentations had me worried that I was losing my powers, or that I was weathering my butt. But when I started paying close attention, I was horrified: the sheets contained writing, lots of it. They were cries for help, angry remonstrations against me, and pages of agony. Terrified, but unable to bring myself to tell my parents, I managed to see a family friend who is a doctor. What he told me next was terrifying.
After months of tests, xrays, samples, and a rotating crew of specialists, I was given the news. A DNA test showed that far inside of me, inside my gut, there was a different genome. A genome related to my family and I... a genome of my sister I had absorbed in my mother's womb. She had gained consciousness within me and discovered how to communicate with the outside world, begging for help from within my entrails. With no way for anyone to communicate with her, she had gone mad and was throwing a tantrum from within my body. I asked what I should do but the doctors shook their heads. "There is nothing we can do, Jimmy. Just stop squeezing your butt when you poop."
I thought this was going to be enough, but every day that passes I wonder what has become of my sister inside me. The curiosity is too strong. I want to know what she's up to... I'm writing this from the toilet, with my glutes pressed together, waiting from a missive from within. God help me!

Ever since I was a little boy I have been weird. Whether it was my proclivity for girly toys, or my liking of pastels, other people would look askance at me despite me thinking I was normal. But there were some things I did which I knew were not, and that I could never reveal to anyone. One of these things was what I called "steamrolling" or "pressing." You see, I always knew I had powerful glutes. Apparently, when I was a baby, my mom was changing my diaper and almost lost a finger when I clenched my hinie as she was wiping. It was a story that got told over and over around the Thanksgiving table. But I used this power for... less than stellar purposes. Whenever I was on the toilet I would squeeze my butt tight as I could, producing a thin and even sheet of... well, you know. I thought it was hilarious, but little did I know what discovery my strange habit would lead me to.
When I was 16, I started noticing that my sheets had become uneven. I priced myself over my gluteal strength so seeing them come out with scratches and indentations had me worried that I was losing my powers, or that I was weathering my butt. But when I started paying close attention, I was horrified: the sheets contained writing, lots of it. They were cries for help, angry remonstrations against me, and pages of agony. Terrified, but unable to bring myself to tell my parents, I managed to see a family friend who is a doctor. What he told me next was terrifying.
After months of tests, xrays, samples, and a rotating crew of specialists, I was given the news. A DNA test showed that far inside of me, inside my gut, there was a different genome. A genome related to my family and I... a genome of my sister I had absorbed in my mother's womb. She had gained consciousness within me and discovered how to communicate with the outside world, begging for help from within my entrails. With no way for anyone to communicate with her, she had gone mad and was throwing a tantrum from within my body. I asked what I should do but the doctors shook their heads. "There is nothing we can do, Jimmy. Just stop squeezing your butt when you poop."
I thought this was going to be enough, but every day that passes I wonder what has become of my sister inside me. The curiosity is too strong. I want to know what she's up to... I'm writing this from the toilet, with my glutes pressed together, waiting from a missive from within. God help me!

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2018 boy here. Watching the archives and saved these for making media share vids. Wanted to share with you all. Enjoy. Thanks for everything Wubby and crew. Feel better Wubby.
Wubby talking about an ex girlfriend, her wanting to put things in his ass. “My butthole is a one way street my man.” (maybe use with future streams, out of context clip)
Someone makes a dono asking for wubby cups, Whats a wubby cup? (maybe use with a future gamer supps clip)
Wubby says imagine being 34, that’s old as shit (save for when hes 34)
Wubby asks kid if he pooped his pants and describe it
Wubby asks if he looks good without glasses (before tiny eyes meme) no one spamming tiny eyes in chat
------- https://youtu.be/nVwKgyzaSYs?si=QaoQWCwfvjM70sd5&t=11976 (haircut stream, no glasses wubby, pre tiny eyes, still no tiny eye meme)
Wubby says one of his goals is to have ice come out of his fridge
Iconic. wubby doing the mod tier list, “oooohoh wwooowo owowoo oh fuck what was that?!” clip
Wubby talking about woman that has rabies when he was in the hospital. he stands up, pulls shorts down, still has green suit on (skip to 51:40 for more)
Leg wax stream. Alluux washes wubbys legs. (use for out of context)
Maybe a mod can help with this one. VPN doesnt work. Wubby super highpitch girly giggle (banned in the US now? Wasn’t like 2 months ago)
Wubby gets a bunch of $100 dono’s, pours booze in his mouth and spits it upwards and all over himself
Wubby gets even more huge dono’s, does a heroic speech, does a wedgie with his pants/green suit. “words are hard clip”
More big dono’s, running out of funny bits for chat, tosses gong, takes his pants off
Ploot.
Wubby interviews a 15 year old. Plays Marvin Gaye.
Wubby does fill kid Friday starwars bit, says he will not be using the force on a child today, cuz star wars
Wubby explains the kind of porn he wants to see. “poison from dick to butthole, only cure is her tongue”
Whole clip is so rough, fill kid with the girl from next clip. Shes 15.
He asks how old she is and dies inside
Wubby has green screen on, takes off his shorts, looks funny af, PP jingle
Media share, KealPlays donated a cameo of Chris Hanson to wubby
Wubby tells future wubby that hes gay and to quit denying it
Wubby 2019 birthday, has suit on, says “yoink, cover that belly up” stupid funny laughs. Wubby 2019 birthday, has suit on, says “yoink, cover that belly up” stupid funny laughs.
Wubby takes a swig of booze, spits it all over himself again
He gets a dono that says stop peaking your mic, wubby drunk af, talks into his mic peaking super loud for a minute straight. Chat livid. (VOLUME WARNING)
Wubby birthday stream, drunk, shows a sacred forbidden video of him lighting sparkler fireworks and he says “im a white girl, I like black dick” to the camera
Favorite - Wubby wasted dancing to song, trying to set up his decorations, one side falls, he turns around to set the other, first falls, then second, over and over. Yells “what the fuck is going on” (in my top 5 favorite wubby moments)
Wubby plays sub train, stands up, takes shorts off, dances with green screen on, PP swingin
Wubby talking about his dirty chair, shows chat, chat says cum stains, he says when he cums, he catches it all in his mouth, does funny ass trance thing
Wubby gets a dono from Frenchie that says “kiss me-“ he insta kisses before the dono finishes then it says “im 12”. Wubby yells “fuck you dude”
Wubby talking about where hes moving, super long drum roll, says San Diego
Wubby jizzed and killed a Finch story. Few minutes later, the term “wub cub” was born. Few after that “radar” outfit for twitch con. He says Mulan story but changes to finch story.
Wubby throws tiny hand at gong, hits bullseye, also wubby titty.
(VOLUME WARNING) Wubby lowers cost of “stay positive wubby” to 10 cents and chat spams it
Wubby talks about his room smelling like shit, its probably his chair, can use this for an out of context clip
Alluux makes 14 month (in 2019) dono about wearing diapers and stuff. Wubby says “get it out dude. Oh wait, was that allux? That’s why it was so sweet”
Wubby goes off about women putting cucumbers up their pussies, eventually says “how you gonna fuck a spectrum remote?”
Wubby does weird ass yoga and tases the gong (doesn’t do anything but had to try it) (few minutes of this is good but 14:39 in is funny af)
Cheeto hasn’t been feeling good, sitting outside wubbys room. Calls him in, cute af, the little arm twitch before he runs is the best
Wubby fades out his image, yells into mic if chat can see him, then he yells “I don’t have much time” as his voice fades away. Few mins before this, this all began we he watched a dude fuck a dog. But can use this out of context
Classic wubby screenshot. Laying down in his chaigreen suit, with his crocks in the hair, ass off screen.
Wubby says he’s looking lean, looking cut, raises the camera more and more so you can only see the top of his head.
Wubby talking about the Toronto meet up. Talking about how a chick said “shes going to meet up with her BF” then wubby fades away.
Wubby doing a heroic speech in just green screen suit. Does the “NYA NYA NYA NYA” meme thing.
Wubbys porn tier list. Incest porn. Makes imaginary story about step mom and step sister. Whole thing funny, at the end he says “youre so much bigger than your father!”
Big dono’s, we live in a society speech, strips with green screen suit on, hits the gong with his PP
Feel good clip one. Goes with next clip, wubby getting mad dono’s, makes goofy analogy, gets cute emotional with chat
Feel good clip two - “the stadium is full of lava, and the lava is full of love” context: he was getting tons of donos. earlier he said everyone is in a stadium, he has the mic and hes going to list off names and wants chat to scream and cheer in chat. Gets more dono’s, fake tases himself
Feel good - wubby talking about the rocks inspirational speech
Feel good - wubby talking about the rocks speech, saying he felt like a failure when he only got 500 views but when he really failed was when he gave up.
Wubby saying that the speech he just gave will resonate with atleast one person and that makes him happy.
2019 skinny wubby!
Favorite - Speed dating, german girl says “oh daddy” in german. Context: question was what porn category they didn’t agree with. Talking about incest porn. (stream before this was porn tier list.)
Speed dating, chick into fashion, wubby asks her if the guy were to stand up, could she tell him a better outfit, he stands up, has bullet proof vest on and red/black plaid pajamas on
Wubby playing mario sunshine, bets his twitch that he’ll hit a star, if he doesn’t, he deletes his twitch.
Wubby talks about how he blows his grandpa everyday
Mario sunshine. Wubby bets his stream again.
Wubby talking about if someone puts a finger in your ass
Wubby talks about AI driven sex robot in 2019 (relates to today maybe)
Wubby talking about the ending of breaking bad. The beginning of his bad takes
Sub train wubby wail
Giant german donates a shit ton of subs, wubby humps the camera
Wubby watches the wubby wail clip, laughs, at the end it plays a tiny clip of mario sunshine, he jump scares thinking it’s a naughty clip
Wubby watches him humping the camera, he listens closely, can hear his nuts slap
Twitch getting DDoS’d, wubby ending stream, blue wubby bit
Favorite memory of mine - first link is being a pain. It's the song that plays at the very beginning of the stream - This song played a lot at start of streams, chat asks what it is never answers, one of my earliest memories of wubby. ---- https://youtu.be/E4x6HJS2wn4?si=p0LJV4pVhm9-oOYW
Major hype, tons of huge dono’s from people, and then this is the first video of media share
Super wholesome community video. Keep watching after the first video ends for a second. Need more like this. Wubby was baited by the luigi
Wubby shits himself on stream
Wubby looking at animorph books. Says one looks like Peanut
Wubby driving, asks if chat wants to hear an orgasm sound, he hits the brakes and makes alluux scream
Wubby driving and TT adds sassy cop to his window
IMO, the cringiest wubby moment ever - (lowbit rate moment but you still get it) Wubby driving to the escape room with alluux and hes trying to find it, going through a alley and he just stops and stares down some guys. low bitrate moment, then awkwardness,
Escape room with alluux. Wubby gropes a mannequin.
Escape room. Wubby tells alluux to go inside a room, he watches on camera. Calls her a monkey cuz shes hopping around
Sub train. Giant german donates 100. Wubby blind throws a baseball bat over his shoulder and hits the gong.
Wubby asks hair salon lady to wash his hair, he says it really bad, she asks how long its been, he beats around the bush, he offers $100, she wants to cut the sides first, changes the subject to how he wants his hair done
(some muted spots, volume warning when you see the dragons) First stream after 2019 twitch con. Wubby does a top tier intro bit.
Carlos the gardener (with some of Jevins footage) made a compilation of wubbys stream. Had some twitch con clips. Met ash and few others for the first time. Wubby gets emotional.
Wubby talking about checking out new houses, shits in the bathroom to test the toilet, chat tells him to get a bidet, wubby says “a what? A BID-IT?”
Wubby shaving his beard to mutton chops, dono comes in that says “I know you wont see this but I love you” wubby responds by fake waking off and drooling
Double chin mutton chop wubby
Sub train, wubby shoots his paintball gun at his wall and draws a penis.
Wubby dancing with his green screen on and shorts down again to “drop it likes its hot”
Start of stream, wait screen is on, song playing, certain part of the song hits, wubby turns on cam and does retard goofy face and claps, with double chin
(fun fact, first 90 day stream) Wubbys dono’s got botched earlier, some replaying, this dono about wubby raiding last stream plays for a second time so wubby makes a funny, yelling at him as if he was mad about repeating the dono but actually complementing him
Wubby lost to the Wheel of Bad, alluux spanks him with a spatula
Another spanking, but with shitty eyebrows
Wubby shoots his camera while its on with a paintball gun
(NSFW click)Wubby got mad dono’s so he plays a twerk video for his chat, chick twerking, wubby pauses it, drags his image to her butt and sniffs.
(NSFW click) Same clip, wubby pauses while saying “if shes 15” at a super revealing part, he says hold on, unpauses to change the image. Eventually says “prison is just a room”
(NSFW click) Dude twerking this time, wubby tells chat a good way to bait him, crop the video and play it on mediashare, he’ll think it’s a chick, then zoom out.
Wubby talking about how dick size determines whether you can get women or not, disses himself good.
Wubby talking about his sex doll, makes the “pbk pbk pbk, fucking cums everywhere” thing. Keep watching and hes talking about flushing her vag out with a hydroflask/Gatorade bottle.
Wubby has to get spanked by alluux, she walks in with the biggest grin on her face, he turns music off, volume up, gain up, stares RIGHT at the camera, gets spanked, moans.
Wubby being goofy. Previous stream, he was watching twerk videos and he sniffed one of the chicks butt, his rep said he might get banned, rep came back and said just a warning, wubby talks about it on stream, as his talking, he takes his sub counter on screen and blows it up huge while talking
Wubby singing to a song “got a squirt gun, gonna point it at the squirt son(?), make my mom, squirt it on her only son” then awkward funny face
Start of stream, wubby turns off the BRB screen, fakes hes on the phone with another streaming platform, says "I can give up being a partner, I can give up twitch, but its gonna be 7 digits, 5 year contract, I don’t have any loyalty, with shroud gone…” then fakes noticing stream is watching
Wubby fucking PUMPED, first stream in new house, got a 100 gifted sub dono, does funny dance, shoots gong with paintball gun with no eviction notice
His dryer broke, wubby tells his dad hes doing laundry at his house, his dad says “okay bring your green screen suit” wubby says his dad wants to be one of the boys. Maybe use this clip with a few clips that his dad is in later.
Wubby talks about doing a price is right (scuffed) stream for the first time. Maybe use this with another clip
Someone donates another language version of Rap COD, fat guy in the video, wubby says “yall are gonna make me do it, my body type is not that fat” changes his cam view to just his head but you can see him in the mirror
Wubby hyping up stream for Halloween, says “it’s the day before Halloween! Its so easy as a pedophile…” and goes quiet and awkward

Wubby says he said the same thing hes about to say when this song by Eminem came out. “if Eminem calls you a goof, its over for you” (Idea: play this video again and see what he says.)
Wubby shoots near alluux with a paintball gun
Wubby dancing to Michael Jackson, has green screen on, his cam is showing up on his stomach so you see his head, he looks down, opens his mouth like hes sucking his dick
Wubby talking about no nut November, he says bunch of funny shit. “they’re gonna call me young gallows”
Wubby taps his mic on his chin really fast and it sounds glitchy as fuck
Wubby talking about the first price is scuffed. It just makes me warm and fuzzy inside. Im so proud of him.
Price is scuffed 1, contestant won, delayed winning sound effect funny
Same contestant wins some money, wubby offers her $200/$300 to change her reward to opening a box of his with a prize, she chooses the box, its lactate, she tells wubby he can keep it.
Price is scuffed 1 commercials, Handsome boi Peanuts commercial
Price is scuffed 1. Wubby wants to spin, changes him mind and has alluux do it, she spins and contestant wins $1000 dollars, alluux says “is anyone hiring”
Wubby talks about how he went to dinner with some streamers and twitch staff and had to leave early and sushidragon called him out on his stream so Wubby called him out on price is scuffed 1
Wubby has a good take on Joker.
Wubby was tossing back and forth the idea of getting a pornstar for an interview in a hottub, he DM’d Reily Reid and botched his message, “hey. Wanna come show? Hottub (answer question?) wrong pornstar lol? You? How it be?”
Just a crazy watch. Wubby had a youtube video and he wanted to put this guy in it but chose not to, instead he talked about it on stream, the wiafu pillow guy, managed to interview the guy live on stream. Goes for about 2 hours 11 mins to around 3 hours 15 mins in.
Wubby reveals his first tattoo
Lil Cheeto having some health issues but wubby being a champ and taking care of him, spending stream talking about him, shows clip of him holding Cheeto up as a lil boi and doing the lion king thingy
Someone makes a dono about being depressed, wubby makes a joke and says the cure to depression is “just be happy”, triggers some people in chat, use for out of context
Wubby and Alluux takes chat on a date, two perfectly lined dono’s, one asks to marry him, another asks to hold his hand, plays “that’s amore”, alluux holds out her hand like its chats
Date with chat, chat wants half a tendie and milk to go, wubby opens the to go box to find the half strip in there, funny af
Wubby clown skit, some muted audio at the start, Twitch shut down and banned wubby for his live stream in the restaurant, 5 days, then sent him an email saying they were wrong, wubby set up a skit where he dresses as a clown, some context: alluux comes out with cleavage because of the twitch streamers with there asses hanging out but don’t get banned, then there was that other twitch streamer that fed vodka to her cat and didn’t get banned, cant remember what the baby was about, also, on the phone call when wubby says “just two sentences”, hes talking about how his response from twitch was very short
Wubby bought chat cake for his 200k sub milestone, does a skit, drops lots of cake
Wubby explains and demonstrates how he poops and wipes
Someone dono’s that dragonball Z song, wubby hypes it up huge and it ends right before the build up
The iconic meme, wubby sits deep back into his chair and sticks his feet up at the cam
Amazing wubby laugh, chat goes Christmas shopping, chat tells him to read comments/reviews on sugar free gummy bears, wubby laughs super hard
Wubby says if you have a big clit, suck it like a baby dick
Someone plays a clip of wubbys favorite 16 year old, he drags his head to her at times it perfect, she says “we all know dennis hides kids in his basement, don’t you dennis?”
Wubby tells an emotional story of him playing some games with his friends and they heard him shit his pants, he lied, and destroyed a blanket, he plays the audio clip, you can hear it clear as day over the mic/discord
Wubby talking about how hes never had a wet dream, says unless his brother crawled into his bed and gobbled it up.
Wubby does a PO box, someone sent him a lifesize danny devito, sets it up behind him, he turns around and it scared him
Wubby and alluux in NYC, wubby calls Carolyn cornsnatch, super funny youtuber, tiktoker, etc, asks to hang out, he texts her “are you with your parents”
Carlos pays a slap, wubby kills a mini boss for calros, dark souls
Wubby asking chat to not be assholes with crowd control and reset the whole game, someone resets it
My dono: I used stopdrinking a lot and my name was u/wubbysandwubbysonly, I made a post and a random person made a wholesome comment to me and ended it with “wubby7” blew my mind - still sober
Wubby giving a speech to chat, hes back to where he was earlier (2 links above)
Priced is scuff 2 intro
Priced is scuff, wubby just being a goof, some context: synapse is sponsoring and twitch asked wubby to be pg-13/not cuss, wubby being wubby doing a little strip dance. Keep watching till after the Synapse add, funny bit with wub, midget and alluux, keep watching again, wubby and alluux do a cute dance to xmas music
Wubby sings rap cod
Wubby does Twitch Sings, sings freeze a poop and put it in my ass,
Carlosthegardener and wubby do twitch sings
Last stream of 2019, first time wubby talks about HP
Wubby shows the dopest piece of art that Alluux got commissioned for him

Hello everyone, I'm the typical lurker who ended up making a second account since the feelings inside is getting to much and I'm too scared to turn the close people I have for advice because for some stupid reason my it's easier to type more freely when I know I won't be seeing the person who responds face to face (note: English is not my first language so sorry in advance for grammatical errors/typos)
I just turned 17 not too long ago and I'll be turning 18 by the near end of this year. My life wasn't really fun which I guess made me have so weak mentally and emotionally. As much as I want all the other dark stuff inside my heart out, I'll only be tackling one of my biggest issues with myself since that's what's this post is going to be about.
I'm very much insecure when it comes to my physical appearance. I have a very bad appetite that stemmed from abuse (that term seems to justify how I felt as a defenseless toddler) relating to food, it basically made me have a bad habbit of being a lazy eater. Having a fast metabolism did not help that very much, making me be part of the very skinny size. As for my face, all I could say is that whenever I see myself in the mirror, I feel like something is not right. The way I see other people's faces, I can see them all having perfectly matched features regardless of how appealing they are and yet, I can't see that on myself. Somethings wrong with everything in my face. That's what I see whenever I see my pictures. My reflection. Something is not right and it makes me feel like absolute shit.
I never had a good relationship with makeup too while growing up. I ended up being on the more "boyish" side (I want to quickly input: I hate the label boyish/girlish since it's basically having a certain preference only be exclusive to certain people just because of the body they're born with) and my mother being the conservative asian that she is, ended up always having me wear dresses and look "pretty", trying her best to make me be a "normal girl" . It made me feel weird and uncomfortable so I always felt my stomach churn at the thought of doing anything "girly" (I think I ended up being misogynistic as a child but I'm thankful I ended up growing older with a much more open mind).
Here's some memories that always haunted my mind whenever I tried to think that I have a normal family: (My age in both stories will be when I was around 9 or 11) We were in the shopping mall and my mom found a outfit she'd love me to wear.. a craft top with a sewed in shirt that had "I'm sexy" written on it... She forced me to wear that during a school event.. instead having a day of fun, all I had was a day of trying my best to hide the fucking text along with attempts to ripping that shirt apart. Another story is when there was an event in school which we could get to cosplay, it was held the day right before my birthday too. I choosed Serena from pokemon since I had short hair that time and she was a character I loved. My outfit didn't end up matching what she was wearing so it made me feel bumbed out which made my mom displeased then she said she was putting makeup one me which made me confused because Serena in the picture wasn't wearing makeup so why would she make me wear one? She ended up getting angry while she puts on thick eyeshadows (I think is what is called) blush, and lipstick on my face. It made me feel that certain type of stomach churn again so I was getting teary eyed when I was alone in my room while I prepared my stuff before leaving. I don't know how she could tell how I didn't like the makeup when I was sure that I was holding my tears but when we went in the car, she ended up smacking me and screaming her threat of leaving me during my birthday if I tried to erase the makeup.
So yeah. Girly stuff is bad. Girly stuff will make you cry. That's how I thought during the days in which my personality was absolutely shitty. Years passed by and my self-esteem only went down as time goes on.
Now I'm a school grade away from college. All my classmates all knew how to take care of their appearance making themselves look fresh even at the very end of day while I look like a pile of poop the moment I stepped in the classroom. I've been looking for ways to desperately try and take care of myself since I'm nearing the time I'll be free from my parents constant watch (I'll be at another city once I'm in collage) and have (hopefully) an opportunity to heal. And with that current state of mind while I see my classmates put on their makeup so effortlessly for a school dance competition while I just stood there trying my best to make my hair not look like a rag made me feel a sort of envy and thought.. maybe it's time I try to make myself feel pretty..
I bought foundation earlier and gosh the price was something! It made me feel respect for the peeps who always use this and other stuff relating to beauty regularly like, how are you guys financially??? I tried my best to put the foundation on earlier while watching a YouTube tutoring. The results made my face look weird but it was always whenever I judge it so I decided to go out my room and ask mom if I did it right. She didn't answered my question, she just adviced me to only wear it when its a special occasion since this stuff apparently ruins your face. She brushed it off casually. And here I am now in my room, my face slightly aching since the moment I went back in, I instantly took it off my face. I didn't feel pretty. And that comment.. it made me just want to not see the foundation ever again. If it weren't for the price, I would've thrown it to the trash by now. I'll just gift it to my friend.
Please tell me what should I do to make my stupid face look normal. Makeup apparently isn't an option allowed. What the fuck am I suppose to do. Please help me. I feel so broken and I can't find myself wanting to fix such an ugly mess.
Note: I made this post a few months ago so I'm technically half way through 18. I didn't get any response last time so I hope reposting it would help it.

Eat - A full meal if your hungry (greens and frui)
Poop, piss
Take some vitamins
Go relax with some ((++Intense)) ASMR
Take BC powder
Description: You gotta poop and piss after your meal. Or your puffy girly plush derriere will get stuck in agony. Because you will. I didn't but you can't blame everything else but yourself for fucking up.

Got the pills from a seller here in the PH. This is my 2nd time and it was (I guess) successful. Same situation with the first one 7 years ago, got pregnant when kid is really young. Same dad.
Took Mife on Thurs, inserted 4 miso today at 12am. Didn’t get the cramps, was really worried and seller wasn’t really responsive. He just asked me “update?” when I told him it was 7 hours past insertion and no cramping. After a while I really had bad cramps, sorta like I wanted to poop real bad and went straight to the bathroom. When I sat down a bunch of stuff came out in one go (too graphic but it was like pooping out of your vagina). When I looked at the toilet, there was a lot of blood and a huge ass blood clot. Didn’t see the sac/fetus (11-13wk pregnant, last menstrual period was January) since there was a lot of blood.
Right now, I’m passing blood clots here and there, and bleeding like it was my regular period. Only changed 2 pads since 7am, and only light cramping. I’m thinking it was a successful procedure as I don’t feel as full anymore and my boobs aren’t as sore. I know it’s too early to tell but I hope and pray I have done everything right.
Tbh I cried while sitting down the toilet, and cried while lying down in bed. The wave of guilt is encapsulating me, but when I look at my youngest, I would think about all the things he would miss and the things I couldn’t do since if I continued on with the pregnancy, I would be busy with another baby. I don’t want to risk endangering his emotional and mental health all because his dad and I weren’t careful.
Sending lots of love to the girlies who are experiencing this and are about to.

what i remember about this video is that it was structured like a machinima, and it was during the early release era of Minecraft, possibly 2012. I assume because his skin was the same as in the poop mod review for release 1.2.5 Anyways, the video consisted of SSundee trolling a Minecraft server, from what i recall the two "trolls" i remember were: 1. inflicting some dude with blindness and luring him into a flowing lava wall 2. scaring Maddie while stock girly screaming played everytime it switched to her point of view. i hope that helps, because I'm really stuck. I can't find this video archived anywhere.

Got diagnosed with endo in 2021 after like 10 years of BS.
Had a baby (thank god), still had horrid endo pain (mines bowel related so every time I had to poop I’d get like contractions until I go lol) so that sucked
6 months post partum now and I’ve had a horrible sharp pain in the bottom left that feels like it’s ovulation pain. Went to bed thinking it’ll get better but as I wake up to my son needing to feed it just feels worse
This post is just an outlet to say it really sucks sometimes
That’s all. Stay strong girlies

This is so stupid- forgive me. Posted around 2011 to 2014 latest. It’s a video depicting pewdiepie voicing a banana that’s on the toilet, held up by a string, and the banana is saying “oh I love to poop” and then gets scared by either pewdiepie himself or someone else. I thought it may be a “just girly things” video but I believe I watched the lot of them. There are simply thousands of his videos and I cannot for the life of me find it.

Hey all! I’m hoping someone else has experienced this or can explain why it might be happening..
I started PT for my pelvic floor about 2 months ago. My biggest issue was urine leakage, and the inability to hold my urine in. I’m also chronically constipated.
The first thing my therapist noticed was my constant stomach gripping. I have been sucking in my upper stomach almost constantly for 15 years
Anyway long story short, my PT changed bc my original went on maternity leave. About 2 weeks ago I met the new one and she spent half an hour stretching and manipulating my stomach, and abdominals. I left kinda sore but felt fine. Later that day I started farting (TMI sorry) none stop for 3 days after. Then stomach cramps started after I eat. And pooping. Not diarrhea per se but looser than what I’m used to. And it’s continued every day since after I eat. Doesn’t matter what it is
This is very sudden and unusual for me, I am not and have never been a tummy ache girly. It’s not my thing. So for it to be every day out of nowhere is kind of alarming. Could it be PT related? Could her manipulation of my abdomen combined with my at home abdominal stretches like loosened stuff up more than I’m used to? I’m worried this will never stop 😣

So like every other PCOS girly I’ve been trying to lose weight. I’ve gone through a month of inositol supplements and my husband and I have noticed my cravings decrease. I was using a fairly inexpensive supplement to see if it would do anything for me, but now that I see it does I’m going to try ovasitol to see if it works any better.
But I feel like my weight fluctuates like crazy and it gets me really in my head. I hit a new low weight (since starting diet) two days ago, but this morning I’m back up 3 lbs. I weigh in every morning before breakfast. Do y’all think the perceived gain is just because of a combo of dinner + not having pooped yet? I also haven’t taken inositol for three-ish days because I’m out and have been waiting for ovasitol to get here.
I’m trying to not let it get to me and am telling myself that the day-to-day numbers don’t matter, and it’s the trends that are important. I just so desperately want to lose weight and have made significant changes to my diet recently to do so. I want it to pay off :/

Oh boy do I have some stories as an ibs girly. (I just broke up with my partner and this will cheer me up) but I know Morgan loves her poop stories so I thought I’d share mine and see if they’re worthy of making an episode

1. Picture this. Beginning of January 2022. COVID struck. Sickest I’ve been in my life. Sitting in bed minding my own business, just watching gLee, face timing with the girls. I feel these bubbles so naturally I push, these bubbles were not air. It was liquid shit. I shit my pants. My bed. I shit everywhere
   
2. November 2023. One week into my brand new job in a contact centre. Stomach has been ACHING all day. Mum and I decided I must’ve been constipated so naturally she gives me laxatives. The little chocolates. So I start munching away, this took me awhile. Turns out I can’t read instructions, I thought 2-3 pieces meant 2-3 blocks. Not squares. So I’ve just munched down on near triple the max daily amount. The following day at work. The pain. Oh the pain. I had to run to the toilet 3 separate times to shoot this liquid out. In the middle of my second week brand new on the job. My first day taking calls. I have never clenched my cheeks so hard. I was sliding down my chair keeping it in.
   
3. January 2024. JANUARY 1st. Get home after 3 days camping. A diet a snags and piss. Didn’t poop once. Get home. It won’t budge. This FREAKING LOG. So naturally I take one square (I learnt my lesson) of this laxative on an empty stomach. I tell you. It hit pretty quick but not well enough. When I tell you my phone was on the floor. I was gripping the base off the toilet. It. Was. Agony. I genuinely thought this is it. This is how I’m going out. I’ve been defeated by this turd. Thankfully after about 10 minutes the battle was over. And naturally I’m curious. How big was this thing? I turn. It’s vanished. This mother fucked was so powerful dropping from hell it flushed itself.
   

Now I do have more poop stories but they’re not as exciting. (I apologise about my writing skills. I’m just a sad girl trying to cheer myself up) now to fall asleep listening to the podcast. I love you guys xx

I just found out my child is autistic. And the more I educate myself about ASD, I realised as a woman, I’m doing a lot of masking and mimicking in social situations. I was talking to my good friend the other day about my child, he told me he was reading about it too… and said, “I think we’re both autistic” because we are both introverts, always anxious in big groups and we clicked from the get go (and many other signs)
But here are some ASD signs that I think I have

• Making mental notes when I learn social cues from others, so I don’t make the same mistakes again
• I take things literally… when I was watching Glee, the actor said “Break a leg” and I asked my then boyfriend, why she has to break a leg? I have memorised some idioms and phrases when I was in school, just never came across this one.
• I don’t get metaphors either. I have to be taught or someone needs to explain in detail to me
• Dislike picking up impromptu phone calls, prefer text messages or emails. I have to be mentally prepared for days or weeks to make a phone call
• I am seriously terrified of being in a party or a group, where I don’t know anyone at all
• Always more comfortable with hanging out with the boys. I thought that was odd that girls have all these big girlfriend groups and girly things they do. I felt it’s a waste of time
• I could never understand why I never kept any of my female friends when I was in my 20s 30s. I cut ppl off a lot, if they’ve done something wrong eg cancelling appointments or forgetting my birthday. Logically to me, it’s unacceptable (lately I have been connecting with mums for my child and am more flexible now, but I’ll probably lose them too)
• When I’m caught off guard with a question I don’t know how to answer, I’ll just laugh it off and get really anxious not knowing what to say (and make mental notes for next time it happens again)
• I don’t have many old friends. One from school, none from university, one from old work place.
• I used to watch Star Wars and Lord of the Rings back-to-back (but that has stopped now that my husband likes to watch things only once)
• I have monologues all the time and think it’s normal (again hubby pointed out it’s not). It’s usually a practice for me on what to discuss when I’m meeting someone or a conversation that I need a “re-do”
• I have an obsession with tiny, miniature things
• I can’t look at people in the eye, especially when it’s a serious discussion. I caught myself many times now, looking around their face or over their shoulder
• I’m an introvert, but when I’m with people I love and trust, others might think I’m an extrovert. I just wanted to fit in but truly, I’d rather stay at home and do gardening
• I’m complicated with expressing my feelings. I can’t describe my feelings well
• It was hard for me to feel sad for someone else who has lost someone or lost a pet. I am not equipped with those feelings. My mum in/-laws pet bird probably eaten up by a python, and all I could do was laugh. My in-law had a stillbirth, and I couldn’t feel any sadness for the family. The feelings were genuinely not there. When I found an ex-colleague of mine died from an accident, I felt nothing. I just mimic what everyone else’s facial expression or what they said at work. When my husband hurt himself big time from basketball, and had to be sent to the hospital, I just rolled my eyes because I told him not to play anymore. Didn’t even want to pick him up. Am I cold hearted or a potential cold blooded serial killer? I really hope not. Not when it comes to people I truly love, like my child… I never felt so much love for him
• I learn to lie rather than tell the truth, occasionally, because I rather not get into trouble. I even learn from the truth detective on YouTube to look someone in the eye, and lie about it. That was hard to make that eye contact but I managed to do it
• Filling up forms is hard work. I have to really push myself. I’d rather do drawings about my house then write the address
• I can never understand how or why people can keep their house clean. I never wanted to vacuum or remove the cobwebs or clean under couch or sofa (now, for my child and cat, I’m making the effort)
• I don’t like people moving my things from my office, which I’ve arranged in a certain way (but my child is playing with my things, I love him very much, so he gets a pass)
• I used to have anxiety everyday before going to work. The anxiety of getting to work is killing me. I’d rather work from home or quit work entirely (I never worked full time, I managed to run my own design studio)
• Certain sounds set me off like fork dragging on plates, car screeching, dogs barking, aeroplane going past really close… I get flustered
• when I used the public toilet, I get anxious if I’m doing a number two. I try to turn the tap on or flush the water, so no one else can hear me poop 🤣
• I used to have a morning ritual before I start my day, but that’s no longer the case with my child. I follow his needs these days
• I get annoyed and frustrated when people don’t understand me
• I can’t articulate myself well when I talk, I am probably better off drawing or illustrating. But if I’ve spoken the topics before that I’m comfortable with, I’m fine with that.
• I can’t handle rough clothing tags and coarse fabric. I’m sensitive that I can’t sleep on anything that has low thread count.
• Don’t like group or team work. I’ve always preferred going solo with my creative work. I’m not a fan of collaboration. I haven’t really work in an office environment full time either.
• When I used to have a meeting for a work performance, I was very anxious because I can’t tell from the manager’s expression, if I’m getting in trouble or he’s happy with my work
• When I eat sliced carrots or cucumbers, I make sure they’re bitten to the smallest tiny square before I finish it off 😬

My husband has a lot of empathy and his friends, I realised they are somewhat on a spectrum. I mean, he could potentially be married to one. I always felt I’m an odd one out at school, uni, work, mum’s group… people think I’m quirky or different. I’ve been told that many times in my life, I thought it’s kinda interesting until it’s not, when I don’t have many friends left.
I feel lucky that my husband is understanding and tolerating my outbursts or antics that I have once or twice a month. The outbursts are less now, after I’ve given birth. His family is gentle and kind too.
Now, knowing my child has ASD, I feel like, I finally get to know myself too. It’s kind of a relief. I was born this way.
I just hope I can take care of my child and give him a happy life. That’s all that matters right now.

Let’s start with my backstory— I’m 37, have had four c-sections and suffered for years with heavy, painful periods & PMDD. Over the last year or so, I started having severe back pain that lasted all throughout my cycle. I finally went to my doctor, and he suspected adenomyosis; though we never made an attempt to get a confirmation via imaging. We decided to try oral birth control..which only made my PMDD worse! Next, we tried the Nuvaring.. same issue. I started Lexapro which really helped my PMDD symptoms but the pain had become unbearable at that point. I went back to the doctor and immediately upon walking in he said “ready for a hysterectomy?”… YES PLEASE! I was scheduled for two months later.
I had a laparoscopic total hysterectomy on 2/29. Since I already had a tubal salpingectomy during my last c-section, we removed my utetus and cervix- my ovaries were left behind. Surgery itself was pretty uneventful and went mostly as planned. My uterus was pretty well fused to my bladder, but my doctor was able to separate them. He noted that my uterus was slightly enlarged and said that it appears consistent with adenomyosis; still waiting on pathology to confirm.
I woke in recovery sort of confused and had trouble staying awake. I noticed I kept tensing my abdominal muscles, and I probably mentioned that fact to the nurse 10x lol Once I was fully awake and stable, I was moved to my room (I opted to spend the night in the hospital).
Once I was settled, my doctor came to talk to me. He said I needed to pee! The first 12 hours were important and if I couldn’t go, I may need a cath. NO THANK YOU! I successfully went as soon as he left lol
I slept off and on for the rest of the afternoon. I was pretty comfortable pain-wise until evening hit. After shift change, it took my nurse nearly two hours to make it to my room for meds. I was pretty uncomfortable and sore all night; I didn’t get much sleep. The gas pains were starting and it was difficult to “squeeze one out” 😳 but I finally managed!
I was released in the morning and the car ride home sucked! I brought a small pillow to place on my belly and it helped; but sitting in a bumpy car for an hour was not fun.
I got home and took 3 stool softeners and 2 doses of miralax.. I have been pooping easily since . Which is AMAZING bc I am an IBS-C girly and I was so worried about post-surgery poops!
I am now 3DPO & in significantly less pain than I was before surgery. I’m already so glad I made this decision!
Feel free to ask any questions. I’m happy to share all the details!

Hi! I spent so much time reading through this sub prior to my surgery, I’m so excited to share my story.
Let’s start with my backstory— I’m 37, have had four c-sections and suffered for years with heavy, painful periods & PMDD. Over the last year or so, I started having severe back pain that lasted all throughout my cycle. I finally went to my doctor, and he suspected the pain was caused by adenomyosis. We decided to try oral birth control. That made my PMDD worse! So we tried the Nuvaring.. same issue. I started Lexapro which really helped my PMDD symptoms but the pain had become unbearable. I went back to the doctor and immediately upon walking in he said “ready for a hysterectomy?”… YES PLEASE! I was scheduled for two months later.
I had a laparoscopic total hysterectomy on 2/29. Since I already had a tubal salpingectomy during my last c-section, we removed my utetus and cervix- my ovaries were left behind. Surgery itself was pretty uneventful and went mostly as planned. My uterus was pretty well fused to my bladder, but my doctor was able to separate them. He noted that my uterus was slightly enlarged and said that it appears consistent with adenomyosis; still waiting on pathology to confirm.
I woke in recovery sort of confused and had trouble staying awake. I noticed I kept tensing my abdominal muscles, and I probably mentioned the fact to the nurse 10x lol Once I was awake and stable, I was moved to my room (I opted to spend the night in the hospital).
Once I was settled, my doctor came to talk to me. He said I needed to pee! The first 12 hours were important and if I couldn’t go, I may need a cath. NO THANK YOU! I successfully went as soon as he left lol
I slept off and on for the rest of the afternoon. I was pretty comfortable pain-wise until evening hit. After shift change, it took my nurse nearly two hours to make it to my room for meds. I was pretty uncomfortable and sore all night; I didn’t get much sleep. The gas pains were starting and it was difficult to “squeeze one out” 😳 but I finally managed!
I was released in the morning and the car ride home sucked! I brought a small pillow to place on my belly and it helped; but sitting in a bumpy car for an hour was not fun.
I got home and took 3 stool softeners and 2 doses of miralax.. I have been pooping easily since last night. Which is AMAZING bc I am an IBS-C girly and I was so worried about post-surgery poops!
I am now 2DPO, and feeling pretty good. I have to be careful not to overdo it……. I tend to be one of those people that does that lol
Feel free to ask any questions. I’m happy to share all the details!

She has her comments off so no one can reply but I stand firm that she was NOT WEARING PANTS, SHE WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE AND DOING ZOOMIES WHILE SPEAKING TO WHAT MUST HAVE BEEN GHOSTS aka no one. Again, I do have a short video of her bizarre behavior but this forum won’t let me post it. But her nonchalant denial of it makes me want to post it but I refrained because I’m not out to drag her or dox her since the video shows the shops names. (But again, she literally exposes her location all on her own.) Yet a month later she’s here glorifying the restaurant she was outside of but straight up lies that she didn’t have pants on and wasn’t a complete mess at 8am. She was legit caught in 4k!!! Maybe the reason her nose is so long is because she is a real life Pinocchio! She truly does sit on a wheelchair throne of lies!

i’ve generally been a sensitive stomach girly but the past month has been concerning. in january, i had a margarita at dinner and the next day i had horrible uncontrollable diarrhea. every single time I’ve drank after that i have horrible bowels the next two days where i’m literally concerned i may shit myself
i had drinks 2 days ago and pooped 4 times horribly.
is this normal? is my body just changing (i’m freshly 23)?? should i be concerned about the rising rates of colon cancer?

Why do I have a feeling this will be the start to a sloppy night for Girly Poop.