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Review #12. Bookers 2023-04. The Storyteller Batch
2024.05.14 18:35 DannyBoi707 Review #12. Bookers 2023-04. The Storyteller Batch
 | Paid: $99 Proof: 127.8. Distillery: Jim Beam. submitted by DannyBoi707 to bourbon [link] [comments] Nose: phew. Charred oak. Familiar peanut. Caramel and vanilla. Tiny bits of green apple. Palate: proof doesn’t hide with this one! Nice oily mouth feel. Immediate peppery and charred goodness mixed with the fan favorite peanut funk. Hard to believe this is Booker’s. Finish: the pepper fades and in comes what tastes like toffee with vanilla. Some smokiness with those sweeter notes. Really long Kentucky tongue hug to the end. All the sudden, I wanted a snickers bar. The peanuts then the sweet notes in the end reminded me of one. This was a hard one to dive deep cause I had veal parmigiana for dinner that’s making my agida (heartburn) go nuts. Probably should’ve avoided this high of a proof after a meal like that. Anyways, back to the Booker’s. This batch really reminds me of a younger and way punchier Baker’s 13. I have a Kentucky Tea batch that I’m hanging onto cause that’s wonderful stuff, but this takes it up a notch. This is an absolutely stellar offering of Booker’s but I cannot score it higher than Baker’s 13, which I graded 8.5. Usually proofs like this I love but something about that Bakers age statement and proof point has me drooling. However, The Storyteller Batch tells a compelling story. 8/10 t8ke scale. |
2024.05.14 18:00 Aginagala WWF Wrestlemania 13 1997 Review
Welcome back to my running series of WWF PPV Reviews from a ‘blind’ perspective (I have no idea what’s going to happen; the results, the feuds or how good any of the matches will be). I have always heard stories of the attitude era and golden age but never watched it myself so I set myself to watching every single PPV event chronologically. I am also watching Wrestling Bios ‘reliving the war’ series to keep me updated inbetween the events with the feuds, and to get excited about upcoming matches.
Before I review the matches, based on the past few episodes of raw and last PPVs I’ll let you know, going into the event, which match I’m most excited for and which feud I’m most excited to see.
Is it even a question? Even though I haven’t watched wwf during this era I’ve heard stories of how fantastic Austin vs Bret hart at WM13 is, feud and match wise this is my most hyped match of the night.
WWF Wrestlemania 13 1997 Review
Four way Tag Team Elimination Match 1.75/5
Rocky Maivia vs Sultan 1.75/5
HHH vs Goldust 2.5/5
Vader & Mankind vs Owen Hart & Bulldog 2.5/5
Stone Cold vs Bret Hart 6/5
Nation of Domination vs LOD & Johnson 3/5
Undertaker vs Sycho sid 1.5/5
In the opener of the match I thought it was just an 8 man slug fest will pinfalls to eliminate each person as they all just start beating the sh*t out of each other but then they go back to the usual tag team corners, a little disappointing but let’s see what this match has got.
The godwins are growing on me… just a bit, not very much but a bit; spitting on people, dancin around like mad men they’re an okay watch from time to time I won’t lie. What happened to lafon and furnas in this match though? Did they just disappear? It felt like a blink and you’ll miss it I swear they didn’t even get in the match but maybe I’m crazy. In terms of an opener with tag teams this was an okay match it wasn’t anything special but it did its job. The headbangers did some cool aerial moves, trying to prove themselves was good to see but not too much to say. It was a little messy with teams literally eliminating themselves, but nothing botched.
It feels like there’s been next to no build up to this sultan rocky match, it was just thrown together as, in terms of main attractions, the wwf was still pretty thin.
The match gets going and rocky is firing on all four cylinders tonight, he’s improved extremely quickly from his first match, show boating, over hyping the smallest of moves he’s getting exciting to watch. The same however can’t really be said about sultan, as soon as he gets control the match really slows down and gets pretty boring (holding a chin lock for all eternity). Rock gets back in control and here we go, he’s really feeling it tonight and his moves are looking really clean, especially his punch exchanges. This match wasn’t really anything too special but it’s great to see Rocky starting to warm up in the WWF. Sultan and sheik assault Rocky after the match and oh my god the splash from the top rope looked so painful for Rocky 💀. Then Rocky’s dad comes out to help and we get a great crowed pop after rock and his dad both slam the iron sheik, this was actually a really cool moment; father and son in the ring. The crowd still isn’t behind Rocky all that much yet still, which is kinda surprising as his wrestling is good to watch but I suppose his character itself is a little bland.
Chyna and HHH come to the ring and the camera pans to a couple of fans signs “HHH + CHYNA WHO HAS THE WILLY” which were f***ing hilarious, the public is always on point. It’s also insane how massive Chyna is here, she actually looks bigger than triple H. You would not wanna walk past her down a dark alley.
Goldust and HHH actually had a really good match, everything they did looked really clean, it was fast paced, good wrestling shown and an okay feud to fuel the fire between them. This is the best I’ve seen Goldust in a while and HHH is really building his repertoire of moves up; They had some great chemistry as well and the crowd starts getting into the match towards the end, a stark contrast to previous events where it would almost be silence until the main event. The match ends with marlena being shoved into Chyna and being literally tossed around like a rag doll I’m surprised her head didn’t come off, triple H hits a pedigree and it’s 1 2 3 goodnight Goldust. There wasn’t anything crazy but I enjoyed watching this match, well paced, good physical moments including Goldust going face first from the top rope into the side of the ring which looked really good.
Mankind and Vader REALLY work as a concept for a team in the WWF during this era for me, very intimidating but also two great entertaining wrestlers. Mix them with Owen hart and bulldog and you’ve got a great match on your hands… right? Well turns out maybe not. The two teams didn’t particularly click well as they were both heel teams with no baby face. This being said they still put on a good show (my god bulldog is incredibly strong to hold mankind up like he did and then do the same to Vader!?) but it wasn’t anywhere near as good as it should’ve been on paper. That finish as well? Why… I don’t know why they’d book that finish in a wrestlemania event, a double count out? 😴. I still think it had its good moments and I did enjoy watching it but like I say it wasn’t nearly as good as it should’ve been.
Now… I’ve heard so much about this match with stone cold and Bret hart at WM13, so I did have high expectations going in, and with a fantastic build up, an iconic series of promos from either side I was hyped I was ready willing and able to sit back and enjoy whatever I was about to see.
I gotta say it exceeded every single expectation I had. The crowd from the first punch to the end submission was absolutely electric, they ate up every single second of this match and I can’t blame them it was awesome!!! This is now in my top 5 matches of all time, maybe even top 3, it had everything I could’ve asked for. No interference from anyone else no weird ending no stupid sh*t going on just two legends having a full on war at the biggest wrestling event of the year. I also love how Austin never tapped and literally passed out from the pain which was a really good booking choice to keep his character still looking really strong. We had blood we had chairs we had ring bells and fighting in the crowd I’m gushing about this match. It was perfectly paced as well even when it ‘slowed down’ it was entertaining. Some iconic images of stone cold in the shooting star press, face covered in blood. Absolutely flawless match and the best match I’ve seen so far in this era. The crowd ends up backing Steve Austin for his efforts and because Bret decided to continue the assault after the bell, finally hearing that deafening ‘Austin’ chant throughout the stadium was really cool. I can’t say enough, if you haven’t seen this match go and watch it right this second you’re in for a massive treat. And this match gets its own 6/5 rating which I think I’ll introduce for matches that are all time legendary matches, in my opinion, and they aren’t gunna come out often but I have to, the whole thing was simply in its own league. WOWOW!
I’m just finding it hard to put into words how entertaining this was I was glued to the screen. A brutal submission when Bret Hart is pulling Steve’s leg off almost outside the ring and Steve is in the ring had me wincing. Also Austin’s selling, and his hype between shots shouting at Bret and giving him the double trouble with his hands it’s all just so iconic, this match must truly have cemented Austin as a main eventer going forward.
This whole match just screamed Attitude era style match and I seriously believe this must have been extremely influential on the wwf going into the coming years. Having seen Austin’s matches in the future I have to say this has got to be one of if not his best technical wrestling match of all time, I can see both wrestlers being even bigger stars after this match it was that good. Top 3 all time favourite matches, wow, well done to both of them for this. Experiencing this for the first time was magical I can’t imagine watching it live or being there, I’m very jealous. It’s currently a Monday evening and I was shouting and on my feet and as I write this I’m pacing back and forth with glee. I’m gunna have to take a break before the next match 😂.
It’s a shame that hart vs Austin wasn’t the main event because there’s absolutely no way anyone could upstage up to the match we’ve just seen, but I’ll try to go into the next couple of matches not comparing it to the previous one.
The LOD vs NOD match was absolute chaos I was literally laughing because it was so fun to watch, I had no clue what was going on there was so much to look at and once again this was another attitude era style match. It was pretty entertaining. It felt a little experimental and I would’ve liked to have seen at least a little bit of wrestling but during the whole bout there was maybe 3 or 4 moves that weren’t hitting each other with trash cans, literally hanging each other with nooses, freezing with fire extinguisher it was nuts.
We’re really feeling the influence of ECW in this match and it was great to hear the crowd so alive and enjoying it, they were probably riding the high of the legendary match we’d just seen as well as me. This was the first time seeing LOD for me and it was great, the reminded me of the Dudley boyz which are my second favourite tag team of all time. But seeing weapons finally introduced into the wwf was amazing and I’m super excited to see future brawls I think this is all taking a huge leap in the right direction for making mid card matches more enjoyable. Post match LOD hits a double flying closeline and on two NOD members and it was a decently booked bout. Not the best but good fun.
Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring and like him or not it’s always great to see Shawn at wrestlemania, and here we go I’m ready for a great main event, obviously knowing the streak I know the outcome but I’m excited to see what the two monsters of the WWF can do in the ring. Side note, it’s really cool seeing undertaker come to the ring in his vintage attire.
Bret hart comes to the ring just as the match is about to get underway to fully engage with his heel turn in the WWF and I think it felt… a little bit out of place but he gets hit with a power-bomb to the applause of the audience which was pretty satisfying. Let’s get into this massive main event match, and oh boy… the main event.
I was majorly disappointed at this main event especially after the matches we’d just seen it just did not hit at all for me. It never felt like it really got going even in the last part with undertaker kicking out of a tombstone piledriver to a big crowd pop… it just didn’t feel like a main event.
Dont get me wrong Sid’s character is cool and he plays it well but he just cannot perform on the big stage with the big players of the business. I don’t know how you can book such a perfect match like Bret and Austin and then have this as the main event. Bret shouldn’t have interfered either the undertaker did not need it at all. The coolest part of this match was the undertakers iconic celebration afterwards. Please don’t let Sid main event again, he had a great push and was fun to watch but he just can’t do these matches when the time calls for something of this magnitude. Very disappointing, very slow match, and I won’t lie probably the worst main event I’ve seen on my journey through this era. I also looked it up and apparently sid literally sh*t his pants during this match? I’d love to know if that’s true or not. But yeah that’s all I really have to say about this one, not much happened and there was an extremely tedious segment in the middle of the match where sid was going to the second ring rope and dropping a double fist on undertaker which seemed to go on for so long and it was just boring.
Overall the event was pretty decent but the main event really let it down. I won’t let that sour how amazing Bret vs Austin was though, they truly carried this event and elevated it majorly and it’s worth watching even if just for that one match. I enjoyed most of the mid card alongside that as well but with all the build up to such a let down, actually think the main event was the worst match of the night, and that’s coming from a massive undertaker fan.
Overall rating 3.25/5
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Before I review the matches, based on the past few episodes of raw and last PPVs I’ll let you know, going into the event, which match I’m most excited for and which feud I’m most excited to see.
Is it even a question? Even though I haven’t watched wwf during this era I’ve heard stories of how fantastic Austin vs Bret hart at WM13 is, feud and match wise this is my most hyped match of the night.
WWF Wrestlemania 13 1997 Review
Four way Tag Team Elimination Match 1.75/5
Rocky Maivia vs Sultan 1.75/5
HHH vs Goldust 2.5/5
Vader & Mankind vs Owen Hart & Bulldog 2.5/5
Stone Cold vs Bret Hart 6/5
Nation of Domination vs LOD & Johnson 3/5
Undertaker vs Sycho sid 1.5/5
In the opener of the match I thought it was just an 8 man slug fest will pinfalls to eliminate each person as they all just start beating the sh*t out of each other but then they go back to the usual tag team corners, a little disappointing but let’s see what this match has got.
The godwins are growing on me… just a bit, not very much but a bit; spitting on people, dancin around like mad men they’re an okay watch from time to time I won’t lie. What happened to lafon and furnas in this match though? Did they just disappear? It felt like a blink and you’ll miss it I swear they didn’t even get in the match but maybe I’m crazy. In terms of an opener with tag teams this was an okay match it wasn’t anything special but it did its job. The headbangers did some cool aerial moves, trying to prove themselves was good to see but not too much to say. It was a little messy with teams literally eliminating themselves, but nothing botched.
It feels like there’s been next to no build up to this sultan rocky match, it was just thrown together as, in terms of main attractions, the wwf was still pretty thin.
The match gets going and rocky is firing on all four cylinders tonight, he’s improved extremely quickly from his first match, show boating, over hyping the smallest of moves he’s getting exciting to watch. The same however can’t really be said about sultan, as soon as he gets control the match really slows down and gets pretty boring (holding a chin lock for all eternity). Rock gets back in control and here we go, he’s really feeling it tonight and his moves are looking really clean, especially his punch exchanges. This match wasn’t really anything too special but it’s great to see Rocky starting to warm up in the WWF. Sultan and sheik assault Rocky after the match and oh my god the splash from the top rope looked so painful for Rocky 💀. Then Rocky’s dad comes out to help and we get a great crowed pop after rock and his dad both slam the iron sheik, this was actually a really cool moment; father and son in the ring. The crowd still isn’t behind Rocky all that much yet still, which is kinda surprising as his wrestling is good to watch but I suppose his character itself is a little bland.
Chyna and HHH come to the ring and the camera pans to a couple of fans signs “HHH + CHYNA WHO HAS THE WILLY” which were f***ing hilarious, the public is always on point. It’s also insane how massive Chyna is here, she actually looks bigger than triple H. You would not wanna walk past her down a dark alley.
Goldust and HHH actually had a really good match, everything they did looked really clean, it was fast paced, good wrestling shown and an okay feud to fuel the fire between them. This is the best I’ve seen Goldust in a while and HHH is really building his repertoire of moves up; They had some great chemistry as well and the crowd starts getting into the match towards the end, a stark contrast to previous events where it would almost be silence until the main event. The match ends with marlena being shoved into Chyna and being literally tossed around like a rag doll I’m surprised her head didn’t come off, triple H hits a pedigree and it’s 1 2 3 goodnight Goldust. There wasn’t anything crazy but I enjoyed watching this match, well paced, good physical moments including Goldust going face first from the top rope into the side of the ring which looked really good.
Mankind and Vader REALLY work as a concept for a team in the WWF during this era for me, very intimidating but also two great entertaining wrestlers. Mix them with Owen hart and bulldog and you’ve got a great match on your hands… right? Well turns out maybe not. The two teams didn’t particularly click well as they were both heel teams with no baby face. This being said they still put on a good show (my god bulldog is incredibly strong to hold mankind up like he did and then do the same to Vader!?) but it wasn’t anywhere near as good as it should’ve been on paper. That finish as well? Why… I don’t know why they’d book that finish in a wrestlemania event, a double count out? 😴. I still think it had its good moments and I did enjoy watching it but like I say it wasn’t nearly as good as it should’ve been.
Now… I’ve heard so much about this match with stone cold and Bret hart at WM13, so I did have high expectations going in, and with a fantastic build up, an iconic series of promos from either side I was hyped I was ready willing and able to sit back and enjoy whatever I was about to see.
I gotta say it exceeded every single expectation I had. The crowd from the first punch to the end submission was absolutely electric, they ate up every single second of this match and I can’t blame them it was awesome!!! This is now in my top 5 matches of all time, maybe even top 3, it had everything I could’ve asked for. No interference from anyone else no weird ending no stupid sh*t going on just two legends having a full on war at the biggest wrestling event of the year. I also love how Austin never tapped and literally passed out from the pain which was a really good booking choice to keep his character still looking really strong. We had blood we had chairs we had ring bells and fighting in the crowd I’m gushing about this match. It was perfectly paced as well even when it ‘slowed down’ it was entertaining. Some iconic images of stone cold in the shooting star press, face covered in blood. Absolutely flawless match and the best match I’ve seen so far in this era. The crowd ends up backing Steve Austin for his efforts and because Bret decided to continue the assault after the bell, finally hearing that deafening ‘Austin’ chant throughout the stadium was really cool. I can’t say enough, if you haven’t seen this match go and watch it right this second you’re in for a massive treat. And this match gets its own 6/5 rating which I think I’ll introduce for matches that are all time legendary matches, in my opinion, and they aren’t gunna come out often but I have to, the whole thing was simply in its own league. WOWOW!
I’m just finding it hard to put into words how entertaining this was I was glued to the screen. A brutal submission when Bret Hart is pulling Steve’s leg off almost outside the ring and Steve is in the ring had me wincing. Also Austin’s selling, and his hype between shots shouting at Bret and giving him the double trouble with his hands it’s all just so iconic, this match must truly have cemented Austin as a main eventer going forward.
This whole match just screamed Attitude era style match and I seriously believe this must have been extremely influential on the wwf going into the coming years. Having seen Austin’s matches in the future I have to say this has got to be one of if not his best technical wrestling match of all time, I can see both wrestlers being even bigger stars after this match it was that good. Top 3 all time favourite matches, wow, well done to both of them for this. Experiencing this for the first time was magical I can’t imagine watching it live or being there, I’m very jealous. It’s currently a Monday evening and I was shouting and on my feet and as I write this I’m pacing back and forth with glee. I’m gunna have to take a break before the next match 😂.
It’s a shame that hart vs Austin wasn’t the main event because there’s absolutely no way anyone could upstage up to the match we’ve just seen, but I’ll try to go into the next couple of matches not comparing it to the previous one.
The LOD vs NOD match was absolute chaos I was literally laughing because it was so fun to watch, I had no clue what was going on there was so much to look at and once again this was another attitude era style match. It was pretty entertaining. It felt a little experimental and I would’ve liked to have seen at least a little bit of wrestling but during the whole bout there was maybe 3 or 4 moves that weren’t hitting each other with trash cans, literally hanging each other with nooses, freezing with fire extinguisher it was nuts.
We’re really feeling the influence of ECW in this match and it was great to hear the crowd so alive and enjoying it, they were probably riding the high of the legendary match we’d just seen as well as me. This was the first time seeing LOD for me and it was great, the reminded me of the Dudley boyz which are my second favourite tag team of all time. But seeing weapons finally introduced into the wwf was amazing and I’m super excited to see future brawls I think this is all taking a huge leap in the right direction for making mid card matches more enjoyable. Post match LOD hits a double flying closeline and on two NOD members and it was a decently booked bout. Not the best but good fun.
Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring and like him or not it’s always great to see Shawn at wrestlemania, and here we go I’m ready for a great main event, obviously knowing the streak I know the outcome but I’m excited to see what the two monsters of the WWF can do in the ring. Side note, it’s really cool seeing undertaker come to the ring in his vintage attire.
Bret hart comes to the ring just as the match is about to get underway to fully engage with his heel turn in the WWF and I think it felt… a little bit out of place but he gets hit with a power-bomb to the applause of the audience which was pretty satisfying. Let’s get into this massive main event match, and oh boy… the main event.
I was majorly disappointed at this main event especially after the matches we’d just seen it just did not hit at all for me. It never felt like it really got going even in the last part with undertaker kicking out of a tombstone piledriver to a big crowd pop… it just didn’t feel like a main event.
Dont get me wrong Sid’s character is cool and he plays it well but he just cannot perform on the big stage with the big players of the business. I don’t know how you can book such a perfect match like Bret and Austin and then have this as the main event. Bret shouldn’t have interfered either the undertaker did not need it at all. The coolest part of this match was the undertakers iconic celebration afterwards. Please don’t let Sid main event again, he had a great push and was fun to watch but he just can’t do these matches when the time calls for something of this magnitude. Very disappointing, very slow match, and I won’t lie probably the worst main event I’ve seen on my journey through this era. I also looked it up and apparently sid literally sh*t his pants during this match? I’d love to know if that’s true or not. But yeah that’s all I really have to say about this one, not much happened and there was an extremely tedious segment in the middle of the match where sid was going to the second ring rope and dropping a double fist on undertaker which seemed to go on for so long and it was just boring.
Overall the event was pretty decent but the main event really let it down. I won’t let that sour how amazing Bret vs Austin was though, they truly carried this event and elevated it majorly and it’s worth watching even if just for that one match. I enjoyed most of the mid card alongside that as well but with all the build up to such a let down, actually think the main event was the worst match of the night, and that’s coming from a massive undertaker fan.
Overall rating 3.25/5
2024.05.14 16:42 Griggslyathome Am I being a whiny b!tch or legitamate?
Hey wrestling,
I need some advice and a reality check. Recently, I've been feeling frustrated with some of the wrestling teams we've been competing against. It seems like they're not being honest about their wrestlers' weights and ages. I’ve noticed a few things that just don't add up:
Weight Discrepancies: Some wrestlers look significantly heavier than what they claim. It's not just a few pounds here and there – sometimes it seems like they're a whole weight class above what they should be.
Age Concerns: There are wrestlers who seem way older than they should be for their age category. It's not just a matter of maturity; it's like they're outright lying about their birth dates.
As an example one of our kids is pretty okay, he is not great but not bad and tries his best. He is 10 and was wrestling in 12U (as he per the rules) 98 lb. One of the kids looked significantly older and heavier than him, well our kid got his butt handed to him. The other kid not only did an uncontrolled slam but was just toying with him. I like to keep up on the teams in our area to see how they are doing (it's a good measure of who we should scrimmage against in the next year). Well I noticed kid who did the previosly mentioned but whipping was in State at 14U and 106lb. State takes things a bit more seriosly on weight and age. So then i decided to go down a rabbit hole and looked at what kids age and weight they were wrestling at State. You can see a strong trend of certian clubs putting their kids at lower weights and ages, then suddenly upping them at state.
I've talked to a few people about this, and opinions are mixed. Some say it's just part of the game and we should focus on our own performance. Others think it's a serious issue that needs to be addressed.
So, I’m turning to you guys for some perspective. Am I being too bitchy about this? How would you handle it if you were in my shoes? Should I bring it up with officials, or is it better to just let it go and focus on our own team?
Any advice or shared experiences would be really appreciated!
Or am I just being a whiny bitch?
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I need some advice and a reality check. Recently, I've been feeling frustrated with some of the wrestling teams we've been competing against. It seems like they're not being honest about their wrestlers' weights and ages. I’ve noticed a few things that just don't add up:
Weight Discrepancies: Some wrestlers look significantly heavier than what they claim. It's not just a few pounds here and there – sometimes it seems like they're a whole weight class above what they should be.
Age Concerns: There are wrestlers who seem way older than they should be for their age category. It's not just a matter of maturity; it's like they're outright lying about their birth dates.
As an example one of our kids is pretty okay, he is not great but not bad and tries his best. He is 10 and was wrestling in 12U (as he per the rules) 98 lb. One of the kids looked significantly older and heavier than him, well our kid got his butt handed to him. The other kid not only did an uncontrolled slam but was just toying with him. I like to keep up on the teams in our area to see how they are doing (it's a good measure of who we should scrimmage against in the next year). Well I noticed kid who did the previosly mentioned but whipping was in State at 14U and 106lb. State takes things a bit more seriosly on weight and age. So then i decided to go down a rabbit hole and looked at what kids age and weight they were wrestling at State. You can see a strong trend of certian clubs putting their kids at lower weights and ages, then suddenly upping them at state.
I've talked to a few people about this, and opinions are mixed. Some say it's just part of the game and we should focus on our own performance. Others think it's a serious issue that needs to be addressed.
So, I’m turning to you guys for some perspective. Am I being too bitchy about this? How would you handle it if you were in my shoes? Should I bring it up with officials, or is it better to just let it go and focus on our own team?
Any advice or shared experiences would be really appreciated!
Or am I just being a whiny bitch?
2024.05.14 16:29 0718534D12 XB1: Would like help finding a massive desert/mese/badlands biome continent that's surrounded by ocean.
This is my first post in this group (if memory serves), been playing MC since 360 and always thought it would awesome to have a survival world in a world like this. I'm on XB1 Bedrock 1.20; hopefully I can get all this out without skipping a beat and/or mucking up what I'm attemptingto describe. Ideally the continent would be around 10k X 10k or larger, surrounded by ocean with no other land another 10k for difficulty purposes, have no trees other than a few sparse oases and a mixed up jungle/swamp/mangrove (preferably in the southern that turns into a snow biome (no spruce, please), and a snow drift plain/tundra in the North, all else would be any and every type of desert (save for the badlands w all th oaks and Savannah)...and flat, alotta flat, but not 100%; think Outback lol.
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There were actually 4 worlds on the marketplace that were very similar to what I'm looking for, only thing is they don't update and were probably user created on PC. The world's are as follows for reference, if I remember the names correctly, it's been a while:
Australia (may've been Outback), Wasteland and Under the Dome 1 & 2.
There were a couple other similar ones, but those are off the top of my head, hope they help a bit. If need be, I can draw a sketch of what I'm looking for as well. I realize this is probably a near impossible seed request, but I figured this place would be a good one to ask around and see what be found. Thanks in advance for any help in this endeavor.2024.05.14 15:18 ManILoveMacaroni Bath time tips? *DRAMATIC*
So, I made the mistake of not training our boy, Ozzie, bathtime routine when he was a puppy. He's had baths, but only because he NEEDED them and he was too small to do anything about it. (Deep bathtub)
Now, despite being well brushed and having his nails clipped, he is a DUSTY boy. So dusty that it falls off him when I pat his fur. This is not good. He cannot be on the couch like this. He loves the couch and is already highly emotional. He would whine if our elderly chihuahua was allowed up and not him, it'd simply break his little heart.
Currently? He absolutely HATES water, even when it looks like it simply falls off his coat. I think it's mostly the sound thats scaring him, because on his own terms? He's fine with just SLEEPING out in the rain and snow right next to his doggy door that he could go in at any time he would wish.
It's not that I haven't TRIED to get him in the bath. But he's a little bit more muscular than most shepherds because of the fact he's mixed. His body is a rectangle with muscles at his chest, trained especially by my father who, as a grown nearly 6 foot man, wrestles with him regularly.
However, none of us can lift him. Especially not my 5'1 100lb ass. Brute force is a no-go. And, because my dad also trained him that being pushed, snacked in the face, and corralled in anyway is just another form of rough-housing fun-play, trying to pick him up or pull him in there will likely register as a game. (he's a dad, so he thought that if an intruder got in and tried to hit him, it wouldn't be a problem if he absolutely loved it and thought of it as play! And he absolutely loves trying to tackle my dad, and gets kinda disappointed when he's too gentle, so half points?)
He is, however, EXTREMELY food motivated, and I was able to use a pot of leftover macaroni and cheese (he ran out of his favorite treats) to get him to sit and stay in the bathtub, but as he showed down on his treat that I commanded him to eat slowly, I got too hasty, and turned on the water to fill my cup. I have never seen him so conflicted. He looked at the pot, looked back, looked at the pot and jumped out with such force that I knew that if he could speak, he would be giving me a harsh "fuck you!" For tricking him.
Now my dog is dirty, AND so is my bathtub.
The only alternative i can think of is to wait for the hot summer months where he's panting to try and hose-bath him. But that would be quite a few days where he isn't allowed on the couch, and would only be a bandaid and not a real solution.
So, as my family is out of town and I am 1v1 with the sweetest, most food-loving dummy ever, I would love some tips, tricks, and advice! How did you train your buddies? Did you use force? Was it a multiple day-training battle?
Things I won't try (because there's always that one guy) •mean words in a mean tone of voice (he's sensitive) (and I mean ACTUAL mean words, not command-tone) •showing him 'whose boss' (Not a solution) •picking him up •scaring him! I want to try and make bathtime register as fun, the same way my dad did the same for physical stuff. He's a big, sensitive lover, and I don't want his stinkiness to end up putting a bar in our relationship. He's a good boy, especially for a 1yo!
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Now, despite being well brushed and having his nails clipped, he is a DUSTY boy. So dusty that it falls off him when I pat his fur. This is not good. He cannot be on the couch like this. He loves the couch and is already highly emotional. He would whine if our elderly chihuahua was allowed up and not him, it'd simply break his little heart.
Currently? He absolutely HATES water, even when it looks like it simply falls off his coat. I think it's mostly the sound thats scaring him, because on his own terms? He's fine with just SLEEPING out in the rain and snow right next to his doggy door that he could go in at any time he would wish.
It's not that I haven't TRIED to get him in the bath. But he's a little bit more muscular than most shepherds because of the fact he's mixed. His body is a rectangle with muscles at his chest, trained especially by my father who, as a grown nearly 6 foot man, wrestles with him regularly.
However, none of us can lift him. Especially not my 5'1 100lb ass. Brute force is a no-go. And, because my dad also trained him that being pushed, snacked in the face, and corralled in anyway is just another form of rough-housing fun-play, trying to pick him up or pull him in there will likely register as a game. (he's a dad, so he thought that if an intruder got in and tried to hit him, it wouldn't be a problem if he absolutely loved it and thought of it as play! And he absolutely loves trying to tackle my dad, and gets kinda disappointed when he's too gentle, so half points?)
He is, however, EXTREMELY food motivated, and I was able to use a pot of leftover macaroni and cheese (he ran out of his favorite treats) to get him to sit and stay in the bathtub, but as he showed down on his treat that I commanded him to eat slowly, I got too hasty, and turned on the water to fill my cup. I have never seen him so conflicted. He looked at the pot, looked back, looked at the pot and jumped out with such force that I knew that if he could speak, he would be giving me a harsh "fuck you!" For tricking him.
Now my dog is dirty, AND so is my bathtub.
The only alternative i can think of is to wait for the hot summer months where he's panting to try and hose-bath him. But that would be quite a few days where he isn't allowed on the couch, and would only be a bandaid and not a real solution.
So, as my family is out of town and I am 1v1 with the sweetest, most food-loving dummy ever, I would love some tips, tricks, and advice! How did you train your buddies? Did you use force? Was it a multiple day-training battle?
Things I won't try (because there's always that one guy) •mean words in a mean tone of voice (he's sensitive) (and I mean ACTUAL mean words, not command-tone) •showing him 'whose boss' (Not a solution) •picking him up •scaring him! I want to try and make bathtime register as fun, the same way my dad did the same for physical stuff. He's a big, sensitive lover, and I don't want his stinkiness to end up putting a bar in our relationship. He's a good boy, especially for a 1yo!
2024.05.14 15:14 c0mbucha Farming related decoration item IDEAS
So I saw the devs asked for ideas for decoration items.
Which must be pretty hard to come up with new stuff since Ft1 had so many already.
So here in this (real life) video is some awesome stuff in my opinion, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnF5Anlf8Ss
Like a fish feeder (even just cosmetic) with some effect maybe in the water (if there is fish)
Also Yurts and Container homes would be great as many people do now in Portugal and other places.
Some vegetation as decorative items? Like scrubs and even weed-type like fields, water plants, giant 4x4 old ancient trees (like olive, https://www.surinenglish.com/lifestyle/food-drink/malagas-extra-virgin-20220218092148-ntvo.html ) and GIGANTIC palm trees - maybe even 2x2 and 3x3 trees , just like more huge old wood logs and rotten tree stumps just for decoration
Chicken tractors (used to move chicken around on grass fields (great for decoration))
Some stuff from organic/regenerative farming like different soil types with mulch on it (woodchips, straw, could even be a gameplay element where players could put a new item they pick up from a compost bin over crops?).
Signs maybe even with some text elements like "Please plant " here where * is the crop icon you choose (maybe there is other text elements that would be useful like "Welcome to *your farm name), and huge 6-9 tile gates that have players farm name on them?
Worm bin (used in farming), compost, electricity poles (just for decoration), wind-farm/solar decoration, items for like a "tree-school" (like little pots with different crops/flowers/tiny plants and stacks of pots both vertically and horizontally).
Bonsai trees.
Also compost again, like giant stacks of mud/compost (maybe with flies over it and a buzzing sound)/woodchip piles just for decoration purposes
Trashcans
Wheelbarrows (always used on a farm). I think these could have so many uses even acting as a planter, which would look so cool with the player being able to put different crops in it just as with raised beds/garden containers/old truck wheels)
Also different types/variations of sprinklers maybe, like I love these giant grass fields where a sprinkler just shoots water all around, maybe this would be possible and look great on our farms even just as decoration? Plus eventually a watering effect
(even)Tall(er) grass, Wild Flower field soil type (possibly with little bonus effect for bees) or just in general different looks to the default plot (examples https://www.bostonseeds.com/products/wildflowers-seed/wildflower-seed-mixtures-20/ or just do google image search for bee field seeds)
Insect hotels https://www.urbanrevolution.com.au/products/small-insect-hotels
Raised garden beds (planters) out of wood, metal, recycled container, old truck wheels...
Ideas for trees: Cork Oak (where is an animation of harvesting the bark from the tree and the color of the wood changes)
Pomegranate bushes and trees (they can be grown in both ways) and theres dark purple, yellow, red pomegranate in general i think more bushes and berry hedges would be great as they are more convienent to farm than large trees (and you have brought a lot already in the first EA which is awesome!!). Generally i think it would be great if they often looked more unique like the Prickly Pear Cactus over just a round "bush").
Generally more unique looking fruit trees would be great (I understand its probably a lot more work)
Actually for tree ideas you might want to look at this small youtuber who goes around the world identifying rare fruit trees https://www.youtube.com/@allthefruit there is some places in the world where people just are super creative and have such an amazing variety.
Some worker tools, rubber boots on the ground (used a lot in some countries as costa rica), small 1 tile poly tunnels that connect (good for decoration next to fields), watering cans, irrigation lines, rainwater collectors (like barrels with water in them, IBC containers), garden hoes (maybe as fence type?)
(Also just having an idea for a feature maybe some day, where you could create a guided tractor tour if people click it, the tractor will keep following a certain path around the farm (kinda like the train of course, but maybe at the same time watering/plowing fields just by people "activating it" so following a line maybe set up with a tile seperatofence type of item?)
Rollercoaster instead of train going all over your farm (haha kinda meant as a joke but would surely be fun), same as some dinosaurs, elephants and other more "exotic" animals.
Boxes/crates of all the different/some mixed crops/fruit. Wheelbarrows and boxes with produce/plants/fruit/crops in them so you can make your farm look more like a production site.
Starlink satellite, different camper vans, more bonfires
Maybe (some day?) an "ancient tractor", or even like a cow/horse/donkey carriage acting like a tractor. This could be fun!
Different SMALL one tile water fountains (used often in backyard gardening), different Water Pumps.
More varieties of bird feeders. Maybe a tree that has a squirrel on it.
Some more varied wooden benches, chairs, tables as often used in garden areas around the world. Maybe with some garden pots on them.
Maybe some pools and more deluxe items like parasols, sunbeds/deckchairs, sunchairs, so people can decorate a special garden at the player house as in a lounge area (as the farmhands do all the "work" lol)
Also maybe for more posh gardens some white gravel type of soil with some green scrubs in them.
Shovels and other tools sticking in the ground/soil (or on piles as is already in the game with the beautiful hay fork).
Hope this helps this is what I could come up with an hour or so and would love to see tho I realize not all is possible to do or really necessary! And I am happy even with the EA just like its now lol.
Hope we see some other good ideas posted here now! I realized its pretty hard to come up with this stuff!
submitted by c0mbucha to FarmTogether [link] [comments]
Which must be pretty hard to come up with new stuff since Ft1 had so many already.
So here in this (real life) video is some awesome stuff in my opinion, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnF5Anlf8Ss
Like a fish feeder (even just cosmetic) with some effect maybe in the water (if there is fish)
Also Yurts and Container homes would be great as many people do now in Portugal and other places.
Some vegetation as decorative items? Like scrubs and even weed-type like fields, water plants, giant 4x4 old ancient trees (like olive, https://www.surinenglish.com/lifestyle/food-drink/malagas-extra-virgin-20220218092148-ntvo.html ) and GIGANTIC palm trees - maybe even 2x2 and 3x3 trees , just like more huge old wood logs and rotten tree stumps just for decoration
Chicken tractors (used to move chicken around on grass fields (great for decoration))
Some stuff from organic/regenerative farming like different soil types with mulch on it (woodchips, straw, could even be a gameplay element where players could put a new item they pick up from a compost bin over crops?).
Signs maybe even with some text elements like "Please plant " here where * is the crop icon you choose (maybe there is other text elements that would be useful like "Welcome to *your farm name), and huge 6-9 tile gates that have players farm name on them?
Worm bin (used in farming), compost, electricity poles (just for decoration), wind-farm/solar decoration, items for like a "tree-school" (like little pots with different crops/flowers/tiny plants and stacks of pots both vertically and horizontally).
Bonsai trees.
Also compost again, like giant stacks of mud/compost (maybe with flies over it and a buzzing sound)/woodchip piles just for decoration purposes
Trashcans
Wheelbarrows (always used on a farm). I think these could have so many uses even acting as a planter, which would look so cool with the player being able to put different crops in it just as with raised beds/garden containers/old truck wheels)
Also different types/variations of sprinklers maybe, like I love these giant grass fields where a sprinkler just shoots water all around, maybe this would be possible and look great on our farms even just as decoration? Plus eventually a watering effect
(even)Tall(er) grass, Wild Flower field soil type (possibly with little bonus effect for bees) or just in general different looks to the default plot (examples https://www.bostonseeds.com/products/wildflowers-seed/wildflower-seed-mixtures-20/ or just do google image search for bee field seeds)
Insect hotels https://www.urbanrevolution.com.au/products/small-insect-hotels
Raised garden beds (planters) out of wood, metal, recycled container, old truck wheels...
Ideas for trees: Cork Oak (where is an animation of harvesting the bark from the tree and the color of the wood changes)
Pomegranate bushes and trees (they can be grown in both ways) and theres dark purple, yellow, red pomegranate in general i think more bushes and berry hedges would be great as they are more convienent to farm than large trees (and you have brought a lot already in the first EA which is awesome!!). Generally i think it would be great if they often looked more unique like the Prickly Pear Cactus over just a round "bush").
Generally more unique looking fruit trees would be great (I understand its probably a lot more work)
Actually for tree ideas you might want to look at this small youtuber who goes around the world identifying rare fruit trees https://www.youtube.com/@allthefruit there is some places in the world where people just are super creative and have such an amazing variety.
Some worker tools, rubber boots on the ground (used a lot in some countries as costa rica), small 1 tile poly tunnels that connect (good for decoration next to fields), watering cans, irrigation lines, rainwater collectors (like barrels with water in them, IBC containers), garden hoes (maybe as fence type?)
(Also just having an idea for a feature maybe some day, where you could create a guided tractor tour if people click it, the tractor will keep following a certain path around the farm (kinda like the train of course, but maybe at the same time watering/plowing fields just by people "activating it" so following a line maybe set up with a tile seperatofence type of item?)
Rollercoaster instead of train going all over your farm (haha kinda meant as a joke but would surely be fun), same as some dinosaurs, elephants and other more "exotic" animals.
Boxes/crates of all the different/some mixed crops/fruit. Wheelbarrows and boxes with produce/plants/fruit/crops in them so you can make your farm look more like a production site.
Starlink satellite, different camper vans, more bonfires
Maybe (some day?) an "ancient tractor", or even like a cow/horse/donkey carriage acting like a tractor. This could be fun!
Different SMALL one tile water fountains (used often in backyard gardening), different Water Pumps.
More varieties of bird feeders. Maybe a tree that has a squirrel on it.
Some more varied wooden benches, chairs, tables as often used in garden areas around the world. Maybe with some garden pots on them.
Maybe some pools and more deluxe items like parasols, sunbeds/deckchairs, sunchairs, so people can decorate a special garden at the player house as in a lounge area (as the farmhands do all the "work" lol)
Also maybe for more posh gardens some white gravel type of soil with some green scrubs in them.
Shovels and other tools sticking in the ground/soil (or on piles as is already in the game with the beautiful hay fork).
Hope this helps this is what I could come up with an hour or so and would love to see tho I realize not all is possible to do or really necessary! And I am happy even with the EA just like its now lol.
Hope we see some other good ideas posted here now! I realized its pretty hard to come up with this stuff!
2024.05.14 13:55 Nervous-Idea5451 Top 5 Plays of the Night by Win Probability Added 5/13
1 - ^5 JJ Bleday Doubled to Left, Toro Scored (1-3, Arrighetti), 11.3% WPA OAK > HOU 66.4% WE (1.33 LI)
2 - v3 Kyle Tucker Doubled to Left, Altuve Scored (0-1, Stripling), 11.0% WPA HOU > HOU 75.7% WE (0.75 LI)
3 - v4 Alex Bregman Solo Homer (1-2, Stripling), 10.7% WPA HOU > HOU 77.4% WE (0.61 LI)
4 - v7 Alex Bregman Solo Homer (2-3, Spence), 9.8% WPA HOU > HOU 89.0% WE (0.75 LI)
5 - ^4 Tyler Soderstrom Singled to Center, Rooker Scored (0-2, Arrighetti), 9.1% WPA OAK > HOU 62.2% WE (1.45 LI)
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2 - v3 Kyle Tucker Doubled to Left, Altuve Scored (0-1, Stripling), 11.0% WPA HOU > HOU 75.7% WE (0.75 LI)
3 - v4 Alex Bregman Solo Homer (1-2, Stripling), 10.7% WPA HOU > HOU 77.4% WE (0.61 LI)
4 - v7 Alex Bregman Solo Homer (2-3, Spence), 9.8% WPA HOU > HOU 89.0% WE (0.75 LI)
5 - ^4 Tyler Soderstrom Singled to Center, Rooker Scored (0-2, Arrighetti), 9.1% WPA OAK > HOU 62.2% WE (1.45 LI)
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2024.05.14 12:17 newmusicrls Progressive House Top 100 May 2024
https://minimalfreaks.co/2024/05/progressive-house-top-100-may-2024/
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- Estiva – Fine Day (Extended Mix) 07:00 124bpm 2B
- Gorge – Intensity (Original Mix) 06:56 125bpm 5B
- Kaskade, deadmau5 – I Remember (John Summit Remix) (Extended Mix) 05:29 126bpm 10A
- Paul Thomas – Emotional Landscapes (Ezequiel Arias Extended Mix) 06:48 124bpm 2B
- Quivver – Dovetail (Original Mix) 06:56 125bpm 9B
- Marc Lenz – People Are People (Original Mix) 07:05 123bpm 1B
- Selderv – Igray (Steve Bug Remix) 06:25 125bpm 5A
- Oak and Hammer – Nacht (Dowden Extended Remix) 07:28 123bpm 11B
- RIKO & GUGGA – Voyage Voyage (Extended Mix) 06:08 125bpm 1A
- Spencer Brown – San te Crüs (Original Mix) 06:16 125bpm 4A
- Bondarev – Meteora (Cosmonaut Remix) 07:30 122bpm 2B
- Eric Prydz, Empire Of The Sun – We Are Mirage (Original Mix) 06:19 128bpm 9A
- CamelPhat, Cristoph, Max Milner – Hope (Cristoph Remix) (Original Mix) 06:52 122bpm 4B
- Eran Hersh, Kasango – Ascension (Original Mix) 05:32 122bpm 4B
- Spencer Brown – Barcelona Surprise (Original Mix) 05:15 125bpm 2B
- Aerofeel5, Vakabular – Under Your Skin (Extended Mix) 06:13 124bpm 3A
- Yotto, Something Good – Rhythm (Of The Night) (Extended Mix) 06:35 122bpm 4A
- Tonaco – Disurbia (Original Mix) 08:19 121bpm 7B
- Nicolas Rada – The Wind Phone (Original Mix) 08:24 123bpm 9B
- Ruben Karapetyan, Maze 28 – Cosmic Dot (Original Mix) 07:26 123bpm 12B
- Fedo, Alexander Popov, Going Deeper – Lost In Space (Going Deeper Extended Remix) 05:10 123bpm 10A
- Darin Epsilon – Janissaries (Extended Mix) 06:09 125bpm 7A
- Kamilo Sanclemente – Theia (Original Mix) 07:05 122bpm 5A
- Acrobat, Vakabular – Space Between (Extended Mix) 05:59 123bpm 9B
- Braxton, Steven Weston – Splendor (Original Mix) 05:44 124bpm 8A
- Quivver, Dave Seaman – Mushroom Embargo (Original Mix) 07:03 123bpm 10B
- Subandrio – St. Kilda (Original Mix) 08:47 122bpm 8B
- Tonaco – Avalon (Original Mix) 07:52 122bpm 3B
- Dmitry Molosh – Modul (Original Mix) 06:25 122bpm 8B
- ISMAIL.M, Redspace – Avenue (Original Mix) 07:12 122bpm 7B
- Forty Cats – Nocturne (Kyotto Remix) 09:37 122bpm 9B
- Felix E – Paradox Twin (Gai Barone Remix) 07:36 122bpm 9B
- Darren Tate, Sxcha – Flashing Lights feat. Sxcha (Extended Mix) 07:31 126bpm 5A
- Ruben Karapetyan, Maze 28 – Cosmic Dot (Cid Inc. Remix) 06:56 123bpm 12B
- Marc Lenz – Black Rock (Original Mix) 06:44 123bpm 10B
- Talemates – Quala (Original Mix) 07:30 121bpm 2A
- Enzo Paradiso, JUAN BUITRAGO – First Time (Fran Garay Remix) 07:32 121bpm 11B
- Ian O’Donovan – Frontier (Original Mix) 09:25 124bpm 11A
- Matter, Eric Lune – Starlight (Original Mix) 06:56 121bpm 11B
- Durante – Reaching (Extended Mix) 06:27 120bpm 10B
- Gai Barone, Micah Paul Lukasewich – Pleiades (Original Mix) 08:32 123bpm 5A
- Mayro – Gede (Original Mix) 06:40 123bpm 9B
- Kebin Van Reeken – Liminal (Original Mix) 08:16 121bpm 9A
- Chaum, Hobin Rude – Cressida (Tonaco Remix) 07:17 122bpm 7A
- Volaris – Close To You (3am In Tulum Extended Mix) 07:14 126bpm 5A
- Andrewboy, SHAZZE – Longlife (Extended Mix) 06:25 124bpm 12B
- Alex Breitling – Wasted Youth (Original Mix) 06:25 126bpm 5B
- Kamilo Sanclemente, Mauro Aguirre – Essence (Original Mix) 08:25 122bpm 9B
- OceanLab, Above & Beyond – Sirens Of The Sea (Marsh Extended Mix) 08:24 126bpm 7A
- Jou Nielsen – Spectral Twist (Dimi Mechero Remix) 06:25 126bpm 11B
- Kasper Koman – Sinking Sky (Original Mix) 08:08 122bpm 12B
- Taylan – Nebula (Original Mix) 07:36 122bpm 2B
- Bruno Andrada – Hexagon Sun (Extended Mix) 09:04 122bpm 10B
- Durante – Ancora (Extended Mix) 06:10 126bpm 7B
- Spencer Brown – Fellas (Original Mix) 04:40 123bpm 6A
- Pryda – Allein (Original Mix) 05:36 126bpm 6B
- Tonaco – Crackdown (Original Mix) 07:48 121bpm 4B
- Jesabel – Control (Extended Mix) 06:45 126bpm 11B
- Jerome Isma-Ae, Sandeep Pai – Nightfall (Original Mix) 06:08 125bpm 5A
- Guy J – Metal Dreams (Original Mix) 07:48 124bpm 3B
- Maxim Lany, Cartouche, Matt Fax – Why Do I feat. Cartouche (Extended Mix) 06:58 125bpm 8A
- Roman (AR) – Easy to Love (Extended Mix) 08:00 123bpm 10A
- Lonya – Forever Young (Original Mix) 06:34 124bpm 7A
- Kebin Van Reeken – Sound Particles (Original Mix) 08:43 121bpm 11B
- TEELCO, Maze 28 – Sense (Original Mix) 08:12 122bpm 9A
- Joris Voorn, Nathan Nicholson – You & I (Original Mix) 06:25 126bpm 7A
- Gai Barone, Micah Paul Lukasewich – Pleiades (Echomen Remix) 07:54 123bpm 5A
- Maze 28 – Aer8 (Original Mix) 07:24 122bpm 10B
- Mike Isai – Exit (Original Mix) 07:01 120bpm 6A
- Volaris – Close To You (Extended Mix) 05:51 127bpm 6A
- Simon Doty – Lady Danger (Extended Mix) 07:37 128bpm 3A
- Subandrio – Nights in Twilo (Original Mix) 07:36 122bpm 11A
- Enzo Paradiso, JUAN BUITRAGO – First Time (Original Mix) 07:59 121bpm 11B
- Eelke Kleijn – Regenerator (Extended Mix) 06:50 128bpm 5A
- STEREO MUNK, Dublew, Eichenbaum – Flores (Original Mix) 07:32 122bpm 7A
- Luciano Scheffer – J’s Odyssey (Weird Sounding Dude Remix) 07:30 121bpm 12B
- Agustin Pietrocola, Andrés Moris – New Beginning (Original Mix) 07:28 122bpm 10B
- Jiminy Hop – Nawaro (Original Mix) 08:43 122bpm 4B
- Forty Cats – Nocturne (Original Mix) 07:39 122bpm 9B
- Cristoph – Come With Me (Extended Mix) 06:49 123bpm 2A
- Guy J – Illusions (Original Mix) 08:25 122bpm 8A
- CamelPhat, Jem Cooke, Cristoph – Breathe (Original Mix) 07:13 125bpm 8A
- Andrewboy, SHAZZE – Longlife (Ryven Remix) 06:15 124bpm 12B
- Jou Nielsen – Spectral Twist (Extended Mix) 05:36 126bpm 11B
- Dmitry Molosh – Sail (Original Mix) 06:57 122bpm 8A
- Beckers, D-Nox – Astral (Original Mix) 07:17 94bpm 10A
- Luke Chable, Danny Bonnici – Colours (Alex O’Rion Remix) 07:24 120bpm 10A
- Juan Deminicis, EANP – The Other Side (Original Mix) 08:03 123bpm 9B
- Marsh, Nox Vahn – Come Together (Scorz Extended Mix) 06:24 124bpm 12A
- Eddy Tango – Unjust World (Alex Swank Remix) 06:57 122bpm 5A
- Joseph Disco, Daniel Jaeger – Heavybottle (Original Mix) 07:27 125bpm 7B
- Simos Tagias – Vortex (Original Mix) 07:33 122bpm 10B
- Durante – Portal Six (Extended Mix) 06:02 124bpm 3A
- Serious Dancers – In The Beginning (Hernan Cattaneo & Simply City Remix) 08:57 122bpm 10A
- Agustin Pietrocola – Endeavor (Original Mix) 07:55 122bpm 3B
- Eddy Tango – Unjust World (Original Mix) 07:09 122bpm 5A
- Matter, Eric Lune – Memory Burn (Original Mix) 07:14 121bpm 9A
- Whoriskey – Torn (NOIYSE PROJECT Extended Remix) 08:13 123bpm 9B
- UnbrokenOne – Miragem (Peak Mix) 07:31 121bpm 1A
- ANUQRAM, Ash Nova – On My Knees (Extended Mix) 07:32 125bpm 9B
2024.05.14 10:36 TheCradledDM Athos 36: The Other Side
be me; ex LizarDM
be also me; Adonis Valintellis (Tiefling Paladin), Thalia Milakos (Human Ranger) and Zaahir Kehmet (Earth Genasi Wizard)
the soldier stifled a yawn as he patrolled the sandy beaches of Kalikos
clouds hid the island from the moon’s spectral glow, casting the land into darkness and turning the often silver seas black as coal
his shift had been a long one and just as boring as expected
where once his mind had been sharp and alert, it now lingered on thoughts of a cold drink and a warm bed
his eyes scanned the shore superficially, passing over the same stones and grassy knolls he’d seen a hundred times before
on any other night, he may have noticed the discrepancies in the shoreline
the new rock that appeared almost boat-like on second glance
but alas, his mind was a thousand miles away, and the javelin hit him without warning
the soldier collapsed to his knees, gasping for air like a fish on land
his armour had spared him from the worst of the damage, but the javelin had done its job
stunned and winded, he was rendered defenceless against the four figures that emerged from the darkness
a thought crossed his mind to sound the alarm; but his limbs refused to move and his lungs pleaded for breath
one member of the pack split from the rest. A stout dwarf with a full beard and a grim expression
they approached the helpless man, drawing a sharply curved short sword from their belt
the soldier tried to move
tried to yell
but the dwarf closed the distance between them and cut his throat, putting a violent end to his struggles
wiping the blood clean from his weapon, Oryk hauled the body behind cover before jogging to catch up with his companions
the Order of the Twins moved like shadows in the night. Their passage muffled by the spells woven about their feet
that said, their infiltration still proved easier than expected
skirting the edges of the island, the party avoided common paths and watchful eyes; slipping between gaps in the meagre defences they encountered
their route took them just below the peak of the island; where a lavish home stared out across the ocean
in the distance, tiny twinkling lights just barely outlined the Athosi mainland
the house itself was lit up like a beacon in the night, and roaming globules of fire identified the few guards on rotation. Six or seven at most
less than a third of what they had anticipated
counting their blessings, the small band of adventurers navigated the narrow pathways around the house and approached the island’s southern side, where a lonely dirt road wound its way towards a grove of trees
they moved swiftly and silently through the long grass that grew on either side, but they needn’t have bothered
the road was unguarded, and the entrance to the grove lay bare
“this is too easy,” Cyrene whispered; fidgeting nervously with an iron band around her wrist. “Where are the rest of the guards?”
she, like the rest of her companions, had a dishevelled look to her appearance
a thinness to her features that implied more than a couple missed meals
Oryk shot her a stern look, and the half orc immediately shut her mouth
turning his gaze to the two half elves to his rear, he was answered with obedient silence
Maia had always been thin, but now she was practically gaunt
her eyes carried a weight, and an ugly scar split her lip on the left side
Iris, her sister, had once identified herself with long curly hair
now, it was cut short, and crudely so. As if done with an altogether uncaring hand
both twins wore the same iron band as Cyrene around their left wrist
a thin piece of metal that coiled around their limb like a snake
with a commanding wave of his hand, Oryk led the party through the grove’s northern entrance and into the trees beyond
moving like ghosts between the thin trunks and shallow underbrush, the group made good progress before they heard the sudden snap of a twig in the darkness
Oryk raised a fist and the advance came to an abrupt stop, scanning their surroundings with tense expressions
a series of soft whispers drifted between the trees, accompanied by the rustling of leaves and groaning of branches
the dwarven fighter drew his sica and his companions complied, unsheathing their weapons in response
they began to spot lithe, feminine figures peering out at them from behind the trees. Staring at the strangers with bright, emerald eyes
the women had skin like mottled bark, and hair that plumed about them like foliage
“dryads,” Cyrene declared, lowering her rhomphaia with the faintest hint of relief
Iris and Maia exchanged a look before lowering their own weapons, albeit keeping them close at hand
Oryk, however, raised his short sword threateningly, and pointed it at the nearest nature spirit
“get back in your trees and stay there. Interfere, and we will not hesitate to kill you”
the dryad in question retreated, but the others stood their ground as a frantic whispering filled the trees around them
something dangerous glimmered in Oryk’s eyes, and his fingers tightened around the hilt of his sica
“NOW!” he suddenly bellowed, his voice deep and commanding
the drayds scattered into the trees, leaving a myriad of foul curses and even fouler odours in their wake
Oryk gave a satisfied grunt and turned to leave, only to nearly walk into the dryad that now stood in his way
a spirit with speckled, ashy skin and a stern, stubborn expression
Oryk approached them with his weapon raised
“get out of my way,” he growled. “I won’t ask a third time”
the dryad stared down at him like a disapproving adult would a petulant child, and when it spoke, it did so with a voice like wind through a canopy
“if you were wise, you would return to your masters. You will not find what you seek here”
its eyes lifted to the party, as if directing its words to them
with a snarl, Oryk swiped at the dryad, only to be met by a cloud of pollen and stinging nettles
cursing aloud between bouts of frantic coughing, the dwarf fled the swarm and started rubbing his eyes, which had already begun streaming with tears
muttering under her breath, Cyrene approached his side and laid a hand on his shoulder
“come now, let me see”
lowering his hands to his side, Oryk turned to face her with a grimace, his eyes puffy and red
“Archons above, Oryk,” Cyrene cursed. “You should know better than to taunt a dryad”
as the words left her mouth, the band on her wrist suddenly tightened and the half orc gave a small yelp of pain
glaring at her through bloodshot eyes, Oryk gave the cleric a venomous look
“and you should know better than to speak out of line”
Cyrene’s hands fumbled at the metal around her wrist, refusing to meet the dwarf’s cruel gaze
the cuff continued to coil and squeeze; writhing like a living being as Cyrene frantically whispered a foreign chant beneath her breath
the words seemed to appease the magic item, and it loosened its grip in response
witnessing this cruel display of discipline, the twins began unconsciously massaging the band around their own wrists; as if reminiscing on a similar experience
shaking the pain from her arm, Cyrene set to work curing Oryk’s ailment, uttering a slew of healing spells
with his eyesight restored, Oryk sheathed his weapon and pushed past Cyrene, wandering into the trees
with little other choice other than to follow, the group set off after him
the party walked for some time before a sound other than buzzing insects and murmured curses reached their ears
a low, rumbling that echoed through the trees. Like a dull droning that came in ebbs and flows
once more the group came to a stop, and before Oryk could even turn to look towards the twins, they had already begun to move
creeping forward with the lightest of footsteps, Maia and Iris stealthily approached the sound, deftly avoiding any stray branches or betraying stones
the droning grew louder and louder, until the pair had stopped just shy of its source
peering around a trunk with sharp blue eyes, Maia scanned what lay ahead
the trees parted around an ancient oak, its roots deep and its branches tall
a hollow sat about half way up the trunk. A small opening just wide enough to put a hand or two inside
but the tree was not so interesting as what lay beneath
coiled around the trunk was a creature with a long, serpentine body
its scales, green and flecked with brown, were hard and interlocked like shields in a phalanx
its head, immense and filled with razor sharp teeth, lay curled just below the hollow of the tree
the low rumbling emanated from the monster’s chest, as it uttered a long, prolonged snore
Maia’s jaw tightened and her eyes flitted over to her sister
Iris’ face had gone pale, and her hand had instinctively dropped to grab at the empty sheath on her belt
a prize taken by their employer
the twins locked eyes, and shared a moment of profound fear
wetting her suddenly very dry lips, Maia gestured back towards the trees and Iris nodded in silent agreement
the two stealthily retreated, keeping their footsteps light all the way back to their comrades
Oryk almost jumped when the twins materialised beside him, emerging from the darkness without warning
“well?” he hissed, his voice rising above the droning snores. “What did you find?”
Iris frantically gestured for the dwarf to quiet down, as Maia shot a terrified glance back in the direction of the oak tree
only when they heard the low droning of the monster’s snores did the pair relax enough to answer
“dragon”
the word held in the air like a curse
Cyrene’s eyes widened, and had it not been for the band on her wrist, she most certainly would have uttered a prayer
even Oryk’s permanently affixed scowl faded as the blood drained from his face
when he finally spoke, he did so with no semblance of his usual condescension
“...how big?”
“8 meters,” Iris answered. “No more than 12”
Oryk nodded, his brow knitting together as he dropped into a crouch
“a juvenile,” he thought aloud. “Hasn’t reached full adulthood. Scorch marks?”
“none that we could see”
“good. Then either it’s too young to breathe fire, or it spits poison”
his eyes narrowed to points as he mulled things over in his head
the group kept quiet, forced to listen to the distant, droning snores as their leader considered their options
after a long stretch of time, Oryk took a sharp inhale and straightened his posture
“it’s asleep?”
his eyes shifted to Maia, and the half elf tensed
“we think so but…”
“we don’t know for certain,” Iris quickly interrupted. “We’ve never encountered a dragon before. We should call off the mission and come back more prepared”
a deadly silence fell over the group as the dwarf went still
“call off the mission?” he repeated
his voice was calm, but the words held a distinct edge to them
like the blade of a meticulously sharpened knife
“and since when did you make the calls in this party?”
Maia shot her sister a look, and Iris lowered her eyes
“never,” she answered
“that’s right. Never,” Oryk reiterated, holding the half elf in his steely gaze. “We do things my way, as we always have”
Iris’ clamped her mouth shut and the dwarvish fighter turned to look at his other companions
“unless you have all forgotten what awaits us if we fail? What will happen if we come back empty handed?”
he was met with silence and a slow shake of Cyrene’s head
“failure isn’t an option,” he continued. “If the drakon is asleep, we need to act now”
his gaze shifted to Maia
“so can you do what I need you to?”
the half elf swallowed and tried to slow her racing heartbeat
“I think so,” she meekly answered
“good. The rest of us will wait in position. We’ll flank the tree from three sides and-”
“-I’ll do it,” Iris suddenly interjected
Oryk’s teeth flashed in a grimace before he turned to face her
“I’ll retrieve the objective,” Iris clarified, meeting the dwarf’s gaze
“Maia is quieter,” Oryk bluntly retorted. “She stands a better chance of getting to the tree than you do”
“but with my magic-”
“-your magic that we need for the escape,” he interrupted. “We have a plan, stick to it”
he turned back to the front and began drawing out a rough plan in the dirt with his sica
“-while Maia sneaks in, we hold here to provide support. Once we have what we came for, we leave back through the northern exit”
Iris’ eye twitched, and Maia reached out to drop a hand on her sister’s arm
“Iris-” she quietly started
but her warning went unheeded, and Iris spoke up again
“what’s the point of saving my magic if we don’t get what we came for?” she argued
Oryk spun with a stormy expression, pointing his blade to her chest
“because I said so!” he snapped. “And you will do what you’re told!”
he may have stood half a head shorter than Iris, but in that moment, Oryk felt like a giant, and in the silence of the trees, his voice sounded like a clap of thunder
Iris’ face paled and Oryk realised what he had done
instinctively, the party held their breath; anticipating a monstrous roar, or the crash of falling trees
but after a few tense seconds, all they heard was the rhythmic rumbling of distant snores
the group letting out a collective sigh of relief that cut through the tension like a knife
tension that returned the moment Oryk opened his mouth
“do you want to be sent across the Chronaean?” he hissed. “Do you want to leave your sister alone?”
Iris’ eyes shifted to Cyrene, searching for some glimmer of support
instead, the half orc looked away, leaving the half elf to face their leader alone
“of course I don’t,” Iris mumbled
“exactly,” Oryk spat. “Stay in line, do what you’re told, and keep your mouth shut”
he turned to Maia with an expression that encouraged absolute obedience
“get the objective, and get out. Nod if you understand”
Maia gave a slight jerk of her head
“good. Now get moving”
the dwarf stormed off into the trees, and Cyrene quickly shot up to follow him
Maia and Iris exchanged a look of resignation before joining their trusted comrades
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it was a simple job, really
dart across the open ground
jump up to the low branch on the left side
climb over to the main trunk
grab the objective
and do it all again
simple
if it weren’t for the dragon in the way
Maia's heart began to pound in her chest until she felt a hand fall gently across her arm
she turned, meeting Iris' concerned gaze
“you don’t have to do this,” her sister whispered; practically breathing the words into Maia’s ear
“yes I do,” Maia answered, keeping her voice just as quiet. “You heard Oryk. We can’t go back empty handed”
“f*ck Oryk,” Iris cursed. “We’re only here because of him”
in spite of herself, a grim smile lifted the corner of Maia’s lips
it was a rare thing to hear Iris curse
“we could run, you know. Make a break for the mainland”
Maia’s smile dropped in an instant
“Iris, no”
“why not?” Iris replied earnestly. “We can make it. I know we can”
“they’ll catch us. And even if they don’t, what then? We’ve got nowhere to hide. No friends to help us. We’d be on our own”
“we’ve been alone before. We survived, didn’t we?”
Iris’ words were hopeful, but they couldn’t hide the desperation beneath
when Maia didn’t seem convinced, Iris took her sister’s face into her hands
“please don’t do this. I can’t lose you”
Maia’s eyes softened, and she placed her hands atop Iris’
“that’s why I have to do this”
she took a deep breath and tried to put on a half convincing smile
“you don’t have to worry about me. I’ve got this. I promise”
Iris’ thumb traced the scar across her sister’s lip
“I’m older. It’s my job to worry about you”
a frown fell across Maia’s face
“older by 10 minutes”
“and I’ll never let you forget it”
Iris pulled her sister into a tight hug
“don’t you dare get yourself caught”
“when have I ever?”
the two reluctantly parted, and Iris held her sister at an arm’s length
“remember. Once you have it-”
“-run like the Hounds of Chaon are after me”
a smile touched Iris’ lips, and the shadows rose up to swallow her
when they parted, the monk was gone
inhaling a slow, shaky breath, Maia composed herself, and refocused on the tree
30ft to the centre
branch on the left side
over the dragon
down to the hollow
reverse and get out
she exhaled slowly, letting the shake fade from her breath
she had this
Maia broke from the tree line, moving in a swift but stealthy manner
every step carefully laid. Every movement intentional
the dragon’s snores rumbled like thunder, growing louder with each step
before she knew it, she was beneath the low branch
taking a quick stutter step to gain momentum, she threw herself upwards, catching the branch with both hands
thankfully, the branch held firm, and Maia swung her legs up and around it
shimmying along inch by inch, she drew closer to the trunk itself, inadvertently holding her breath as she passed over the sleeping body of the dragon
its breath reeked up close. Like spoiled fruit and vinegar
it took all her strength not to gag
before she knew it, she was at the trunk of the tree and at the next step of her plan
hoisting herself up to a crouched position, she flattened her body against the side of the trunk and began sliding her foot along its length
eventually, she found a suitable foothold and began clambering across to a more central position
the hollow was just beneath her now
and beneath that, the massive head of the dragon
this close, she realised just how easily such a creature could snap her up
with her small frame, she’d be gone in one or two bites
pushing such morbid thoughts out of her mind, she leaned down until her head and arm were low enough to reach inside the hollow
her lungs were beginning to burn from holding her breath for so long, but she dared not exhale
she wasn't sure how good a dragon's senses were, but she wasn't keen to find out either
reaching her arm into the hollow, her fingers touched loose leaves and knotted wood
she pushed a little deeper, searching for any sign of her prize
something cold
something metal
but instead, she felt the hard back of the hollow
frowning, she pressed again, but still felt only the rear of the hollow
had she somehow missed it?
her fingers scrambled around, but continued to feel only wood and leaves
her lungs were really burning now, and she could feel her face flushing with colour from being upside down
regardless, she removed her arm and leaned her head down further, trying to peer inside
in the black gloom of a moonless night, a human wouldn’t have been able to see a thing
but even with her enhanced elvish sight, Maia was granted only the slightest advantage
just enough to make out the shape of the interior and the contents within
dried leaves
knotted wood
a couple insect husks
and nothing else
sure she had somehow made a mistake, she looked again and again
but with each scan, the truth became undeniable
“you will not find what you seek, here”
the dryad’s words echoed in Maia’s head, and with a cold sense of dread, she realised that the spirit hadn’t been speaking rhetorically
the amulet wasn’t here
and with that realisation, Maia’s lungs could hold on no longer
her breath escaped all at once, her awkward position driving the air out in an undignified huff
she clamped a hand over her mouth, but the damage had been done
she had made a sound, however small, and already her breath was mixing with the cool air
time slowed to a crawl as the dragon’s snores came to a stop
she watched in terror as its head, mere inches below her, began to stir
its nostrils flared; drawing breath with a deep, rasping inhale, and its eyes rolled in their sockets
the dragon’s jaws cracked open, revealing a black, forked tongue and rows of fetid teeth
rancid breath assaulted Maia’s senses, making her stomach turn and her head spin
she waited for the creature to open its eyes
to see the tiny morsel dangling helplessly above it
but they never did
to her greatest relief, the dragon remained asleep and blissfully unaware of her presence
relief swiftly turned to dismay, however, as the dragon proceeded to shift; its scales rippling like water across its long, serpentine body
the tree shook violently as the monster scraped against its surface, shearing away bark and causing branches to groan and sway
wrapping her arms around whatever she could find, Maia clung desperately as the shaking threatened to throw her loose
after what felt like an eternity, the vibrations mercifully ended, and the dragon returned to its snoring
but even after the tree had long fallen still, Maia found herself unable move; as if every single muscle in her body had frozen solid
in a moment of clarity, she realised that her hand had found her dagger in the chaos, and that the weapon was now clutched in an iron grip at her side
she almost laughed at the absurdity of the situation
as if a dagger would keep her safe if the dragon had actually awoken
nonetheless, she kept it in her hand, unwilling to relinquish the one defence she had
lifting her gaze to scan the surrounding treeline, she spotted the pale faces of her companions waiting in position. Intently following her progress with their eyes
Iris looked just as high sprung as she was. All but ready to throw herself into the open in order to save her sister
Maia silently prayed that her twin could keep her composure for just a little longer
wetting her incredibly dry lips, the rogue began scaling the tree; taking care to avoid any of the small twigs and leaves that had been shaken loose by the dragon’s shifting
upon reaching her chosen branch she paused, taking a moment to slow her racing heart beat
in spite of everything telling her otherwise, she needed to calm down
stress would lead to mistakes
and mistakes would lead to her death
feeling her muscles relax ever so slightly, Maia continued, stretching her body out to reach the low branch
her feet found purchase, and the rogue began creeping along its length
a few more steps and she’d be home free
“Maia!”
a single word
muffled and distorted, and yet agonisingly loud
Maia’s eyes dropped to the bronze surface of her dagger and saw a young woman’s face staring back at her, their eyes grey and piercing
there was a flash of familiarity in the half elf’s mind, but in that moment, she could barely recall her own name
a million thoughts raced through her mind as her heart pounded like a drum in her ears
one thought, however, screamed louder than the rest
run
Maia’s feet moved before the thought had even finished forming, propelling her from the branch a split second before it detonated into an explosion of jagged splinters
she hit the ground hard, feeling something give in her shoulder
she didn’t have time to dwell on it, as an earth shattering roar tore the world asunder
her feet were under her in an instant, and she broke into a sprint, not daring to look behind her
she knew that if she turned, all she would see is a flash of green scales and a mouth full of fangs closing in to end her life
the air began to reek of rotten fruit and then a body collided with her, throwing her aside
a cloud of noxious fumes ripped through the space she had just occupied, causing grass to shrivel and trees to wither
she felt hands on her arms and shoulders, and then Iris was yelling at her, hauling her to her feet amidst pained racking coughs
they didn’t have time to stop, barrelling through the trees in a mad dash to get away
as furious roars filled the air behind them, Iris stumbled through the underbrush, her legs unsteady beneath her
Maia looped an arm under her shoulder, and now the twins were supporting each other in a tangle of limbs
minutes passed. Or maybe just seconds. And then the two broke from the tree line onto an open road
sea winds rushed up to meet them, and Iris' legs fully gave out as she began greedily sucking in gasps of fresh air
“come on!” Maia urged, trying to drag her sister to her feet
but Iris was of no use now, her eyes bulging and her face flushed with colour
something ripped its way out of the underbrush and Maia turned sharply, instinctively raising the dagger that was still clutched in a death grip
instead of the dragon she was expecting, she found Cyrene and her rhomphaia, halfway through a cut that would have cleaved her in two
recognising each other at the same time, the pair lowered their weapons and turned to the wheezing half elf at their feet
concern flashing across her face, Cyrene dropped to her knees in preparation to cast a spell
before she could begin, however, Oryk emerged from the grove, blood splattered across his hands
“we don’t have time for that. Get her up!”
he raced past them, leading the charge back towards the beach
with a grunt of exertion, Cyrene lifted Iris into her arms like a baby, shoving her rhomphaia into Maia's hands
keeping a wary eye on her sister, Maia followed the half orc as she began jogging after their leader
as they ran, Oryk settled into pace beside Maia, shooting her a questioning look between grunts of breath
“do you have it?”
the half elf's shoulders fell, and she quietly shook her head
“it wasn’t there”
Oryk’s face turned a dark shade of red, and a vein bulged in his head
“what do you mean it wasn’t there?!”
“the amulet is gone. We missed it”
a stream of vile curses flowed from Oryk’s lips, and Maia wisely chose to keep her eyes forward and mouth shut
they reached the beach in record time, and Cyrene carefully laid Iris down into their waiting boat
as Oryk and Maia began pushing the vessel into the rolling surf, the dwarf gave her a hateful glare
“hells spare you when they find out we failed”
“we...haven’t...failed...yet”
Oryk turned his ire on Iris, who lay curled across the edge of the boat trying her best to suck in what air she could
“we...know...where...its...going,” she continued between strained, wheezing breaths. “We...still...have...time...”
leaping into the boat with a splash of water, Oryk waited just long enough for his companions to get in before heaving away with the oars
“we’d better. For all our sakes”
he sliced through the water with powerful strokes, driving them into deeper and darker waters
Maia slunk down beside Iris, taking her sister’s hand into her own
Iris dropped her head onto Maia’s shoulder, and the twins watched as the shores of Kalikos drifted further and further away
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2024.05.14 10:10 Diotoiren [MODPOST] [CRISIS] Witch Fall / / Rest Now
Witch Fall / / Rest Now
vibeThe Midnight Court - Wewelsburg, Álfheimr
"I had no expectation of being crowned." Princess Kyōko looked towards the crowd of Alfr nobility which had amassed itself in the great hall of the Midnight Court. Excluding the Princess, who stood just in front of the Night King's Throne, the nobility made up of nearly all conquered people remained quiet as the Princess continued to speak - the shock of recent events emanating throughout the room. "And yet death of my uncle...has come as a shock."
The court was somber, the lights dim - only a few skylights pointed towards the Princess whose Golden crown had only just been placed on her head by the same woman who had coronated her Uncle all those years ago. The flags which had once flown as a symbol of the Aesir, now remained furled, awaiting to be revealed as the once Japanese Princess, continued to speak.
"In the years since my Uncle's coronation, our Aesir, has led you all to the well of prosperity, happiness, and security. Under his auspices rule, under the Night King's watchful gaze, you people...you all...have been so very lucky. So very lucky to have survived this long." Gasps from the crowd where audible as members of the Valkyrie of the 1st Sturmtruppen marched into the Great Hall, those members of the Elite Imperial Guard whose loyalty lay only with the Aesir. "Under the former Aesir, you have been...blinded by a shroud of darkness from true enlightenment. The failures of this Imperial Might, whose forces once so easily marched West across France and conquered Western Europe, come from your blind faith in my Uncle. You have been bested in a Gothic War which saw the needless deaths of so many of the Aesir's Chosen. And yet you cry out for more conflict?"
The new Aesir could see the daggers as she looked out at the crowd, as her words struck the very heart of the Alfheim's Imperial Center. From the corner of her eye, she could barely make out one figure leaving the Hall, shooting an icy yet aware glance towards the Throne, however, now was no time to stop, she had a mission here.
"At every step, your former ruler...has ensured that the entire weight of the world would come crashing down on his Empire. Even now, you face a rebellion in Italy, and the possibility of war in the outer colonies of Svartálfar and Mexico. And if not for the idleness of the great Goliath of Eastern Europe your very homeland would have most assuredly been lost by now."
By now, only the Æsir's Chosen had remained without reaction. The nobility long in uproar, confusion, and fear as the former second-rate Princess from Japan gave lecture on the future of the Empire.
"You all...I...have never seen throughout history, an Empire so reviled that even my own Father's machinations have gone unheeded by the world." The newly crowned Aesir cared little for choosing her words, knowing that ultimately, they'd have to all bend the knee either way. "Your world has failed, and I am here to save you."
The murmuring of the crowd would have become overwhelming if it was not for the clerics who raised and slammed the ends of their banners on the ground, unfurling the new flag of the Imperial Álfheimr while sending the crowds into a fervor of chanting.
“Long live Æsir!”
“Long live Æsir!”
“Long live Æsir!”
As the Midnight Sun rose over the old world, those nobility knew a new era had begun.
Mombasa, The Union of African Socialist Republicsvibe
"The Malagasy Terror returns to South Africa, Mexico falls into the grips of Japanese Empire"
The annexation of South Africa, or rather, the repeated annexation of South Africa by Japan showcases the ongoing Imperial ambitions of a Japan which has frequently been known to break the conventions on human rights with its rumors of prison camps and genocide. Now following the death of the former Aesir of Alfheim who himself was a scourge on the continent of Africa, Japan has only further pushed the boundaries of its Imperial borders, using the second born Princess Kyōko as a way of wrestling control over the once antagonistic German Empire. While the hand-over of the Alfr's two most valued colonies was ostensibly done under the pretense of the possibility of outright war from a Bandung Pact led liberation of either South Africa or Mexico, experts across the Globe have come to other theories.
Specifically, experts within the UASR have begun theorizing that the recent withdrawal of the Alfheim from its Imperial ambitions, is largely, due to the possibility of an ongoing internal conflict between various factions within the Alfheimr Empire - namely, it is believed that there are several dissenting factions attempting to wrestle control out of Japanese hands. While outright war seems unlikely, the possibility of conflict cannot be understated as [Kyrr Von Lohengrin](), the Æsir's Chosen, and Danubian Habsburgs have been seen far more frequently in official affairs - while Alfheimr military assets appear to be on the constant move. While it is believed that much of the Aesir's non-Human population has as dictated by central processing units in both Wewelsburg, Berlin, and Paris been accepting of the new Æsir, more complex androids like the Æsir's Chosen and the vast majority of the religiously indoctrinated human population is rumored to be far less tolerant of both the official explanation of the Æsir's death and of the new ruling Æsir. Ultimately, while most experts believe outright conflict to be unlikely, some like those within the INC (GIGAS), have begun to whisper about the possibility of coming conflict.
For the Republic, Part Five: Born is the Fourth
Rare are the times that Kyrr von Lohengrin, former Imperial Vizikong of North Amerika and Minister of Foreign Affairs had found himself in this office. Its white walls, mirroring those of the exterior, was one of the few buildings permitted to be rebuilt in the wake of the Third Republic's destruction. And yet here he was all the same, the slow ticking of a grandfather clock in the corner the only audible noise that could be heard even with his enhanced hearing. Not even the breathing of the man sitting at the restored Resolute Desk was enough to break Kyrr out of his state of shock. It was only when the man and his hulking frame spoke, that Kyrr's attention drifted back to the present."I once sat where you are now." President Armstrong who had once betrayed the Third Republic mused as he stared down the nimble looking Alfr. "I offered your King a Kingdom, and look at him now...laying in dirt.
If not for the desperation of Kyrr's current situation, he would have ordered this so-called President's execution for disrespecting the Aesir.
"And for that matter, look at you, you proud Alfr who once strode in here so high and mighty declaring a new world order. You know? Katherine might have been right...hahaha." Armstrong spat out his tobacco as he leaned back in his chair, resting his legs on the desk. "Your worse than us now, at least we never lost our homes."
The disdain in Armstrong's voice was palpable, as his baritone voice echoed throughout the office. Kyrr could barely hide his own contempt, and disgust at what was nothing more than a sub-human caveman lecturing to one of the Aesir's closest confidants.
"And now, as those Jap fucks stretch their god damn Midnight Sun across Europe...you come to me, Papa Armstrong for help." Armstrong's face broke into a wicked smile; violence, rage, and hatred spewing from his eyes. "Well your in luck, kid. Because you've come to a land where the people are free, there is no slate to wipe because I've already burned the fucking thing to the ground."
"Look, I'm not here for a monologue. We both have things we can off-...."
"Shut the fuck up and sit there, quietly. You came here for whatever I can offer, not the other way around." Armstrong's smile only continued to widen as it reached comedically lengths. "And as I said, your in luck, because I can offer you a place in my new America. People will die, and kill, and you can be one of the killers."
Kyrr continued to stare at the American whose smile literally reached from ear to ear.
"So...whaddya think?"
Warsaw, The Commonwealthvibe
"Fall Dämmerung and the Álfheimr Civil War"
The secession of Danubia under the command of Ferdinand Habsburg, as advised by Gloria von Habsburg led to the creation of "The Grand Imperium of Europa", a new so-called Empire claiming to be the true successors of the Greater Aryan Empire. To even greater surprise however, it would appear that the Danubian secession was supported by the O-5 Council and broader Æsir Chosen including "The Advisor, Commander, and Mother" among others. This was a major blow to Æsir Kyōko's legitimacy, and additionally led to a significant loss of human manpower within the Imperial Álfheimr which coupled with the creation of Kyrr's Republic - undoubtedly forced Álfheimr's call for aide.
These events ultimately led to a "forced peace" between the Imperial Álfheimr which is ostensibly still "independent" from the Empire of Japan, the Republic of New Álfheimr, and Grand Imperium of Europa by GIGAS through the destruction of the feuding Black Fleet in the Atlantic operated by the Republic of New Álfheimr. At the same time however, efforts by the Bandung Pact and Eastern Union to capitalize on these events have largely fallen flat - as crises in Israel, Kaabu, and even Eastern Siberia have led to a new level of unprecedented global tension. Nevertheless, while a tacit "white peace" currently exists between the three "Álfheimr successor states", none are certain that such a peace will hold even under GIGAS oversight.
CLAIM REVEAL: THE POST-ALFHEIM STATES (MAP)
The Grand Imperium of Europa
- DETAILS
- Head of State: Ferdinand Habsburg
- Other Important Characters (meta control)
- Gloria von Habsburg
- The Æsir's Chosen (those otherwise not listed under the RNA)
- Population: 203,994,000
- Claim Starting Allotments (IE. Special Starting Scenario)
- Claimant receives special/secret information at the start of the Campaign
The Grand Imperium of Europa is unique in its existence as a fortress state among fortress states, nestled in the heart of Central Europe and shielded from the broader "Japanese Alfheim" (Berlin/Paris, etcetera), the Grand Imperium claims not only to be the true successor of the GAE - but has in many ways, the military might to back it up. Having retained much of the human-based military, and significant portions of the non-human army as well, its only lack is in naval capability.
The Grand Imperium like the RNA also has the benefit of having total access to the Alfheim technology base (anything Tion, Eagan, 8th, etcetera posted). At the same time however, while starting at "peace" with the other Alfr successors and neighbors, the Grand Imperium must be careful as overt aggression against Imperial Alfheim may incur Japanese intervention - although, this is not assured by any means. However due to the ACW, it will likely take 1-2 years to rebuild the ability to produce more.
The Grand Imperium of Europa represents a strong, mid-level claim in a precarious yet flexible geopolitical starting position.
The Imperial Protectorate of the Italian Social Republic
- DETAILS
- Head of State: Player Choice
- Other Important Characters (meta control)
- None - Player freedom available
- Population: 94,964,006
- Claim Starting Allotments (IE. Special Starting Scenario)
- Begins under the protection of the NPC "Imperial Alfheimr"
The Imperial Protectorate of the Italian Social Republic begins in the unique position of being forgotten in large part by its recent conquerors, and having seen rebuilding investment under the deceased Aesir. The claim ostensibly has multiple factions but players must be cautious as the wrong move to quickly might see the gaze of Imperial Alfheimr or possibly the Grand Imperium of Europa (among other claims) turn towards either putting down a rebellion or imperial conquest.
The Imperial Protectorate of the Italian Social Republic has access to all Alfheim technology, and thanks to the rebuilding investment - has the ability to produce all of it.
The Republic of New Álfheimr
- DETAILS
- Head of State: Steven Armstrong
- Other Important Characters (meta control)
- Kyrr von Lohengrin (Former Foreign Affairs Minister under Dederick)
- Ingel Faedryk (Former Reichsfuhrer-SS under Dederick)
- Svipul von Lohengrin (Former Imperial Spymaster under Dederick)
- Population: 143,863,000
- Claim Starting Allotments (IE. Special Starting Scenario)
- Has access to large portions of in-production Alfheimr military equipment (refer to Tion's posts) - Continental European in-production units largely destroyed unless in NPC territories.
- Has a secret alliance with certain NPC claims (informed to the player)
The Republic of New Álfheimr while a democracy, still considers itself the true successor to Dederick von Lohengrin, and has the geographic, military, and economic position to be immediately independent should its cards be played correctly. They are the strongest military of the three main successors, and similarly have a strong geopolitical starting position, alongside a network of secret diplomatic alliances.
The RNA is in a unique position to quickly assert itself as an independent state, having inherited the same technology base as the Grand Imperium - but in greater existing asset quantities. The RNA also has a large portion of the former GAE's "android" soldiers - making for a lethal and incredibly loyal army right out of the gates.
ALFHEIM CLAIMS MILITARY SPLIT
Questions please send on discord through private messages or comment on this post.2024.05.14 07:34 Specialist_Bison_899 The Enchanting Fruit of Uttarakhand: Kafal
Introduction: Nestled in the lap of the majestic Himalayas, Uttarakhand is a land of breathtaking beauty and abundant natural resources. Among its many treasures, one fruit stands out for its unique flavor and enchanting qualities - the Kafal. This small, crimson-colored fruit, found in the higher altitudes of Uttarakhand, holds a special place in the hearts of locals and travelers alike. In this article, we will delve into the fascinating world of Kafal and explore why it is truly a fruit worth celebrating.
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- The Origin and Habitat of Kafal: Kafal, scientifically known as Myrica esculenta, is native to the Himalayan region and primarily found in Uttarakhand. It thrives in the cool and temperate climate of the higher altitudes, making it a delightful surprise for trekkers and nature enthusiasts exploring the region. The fruit-bearing trees can be spotted in the lush forests, often growing alongside oak, rhododendron, and other endemic flora.
- Appearance and Taste: Resembling a small cherry, Kafal fruit has a vibrant red color that immediately catches the eye. The fruits grow in clusters, making them easy to spot amidst the green foliage. When it comes to taste, Kafal is a delightful blend of sweet and tangy flavors. Its unique taste is often described as a mix of raspberries and strawberries, with a hint of sourness that adds an exciting twist.
- Nutritional Benefits: Beyond its delicious taste, Kafal boasts several nutritional benefits. Packed with antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals, this fruit helps boost immunity, improve digestion, and promote overall well-being. It is also a rich source of Vitamin C, which aids in collagen production, strengthening the immune system, and supporting healthy skin.
- Culinary Uses and Traditional Significance: Kafal holds a significant place in the culture and cuisine of Uttarakhand. The locals use it in various culinary preparations, including jams, jellies, desserts, and refreshing summer drinks. The fruit's unique flavor adds a distinct twist to these dishes, making them truly memorable. Moreover, Kafal is often enjoyed as a raw snack during treks and hikes, providing a burst of energy and hydration.
- Ecological Importance and Conservation Efforts: The Kafal fruit plays a crucial role in the ecology of Uttarakhand. It serves as a vital food source for numerous bird species and small mammals, ensuring their survival in the fragile ecosystem of the Himalayas. However, due to climate change and deforestation, the habitat of Kafal is under threat. To protect this enchanting fruit, conservation initiatives and sustainable farming practices are being promoted, emphasizing the importance of preserving Uttarakhand's rich biodiversity.
2024.05.14 02:35 Decent-Sell-4065 King and Queen of the Ring
With the tournaments getting towards their conclusions I wanted to see if the larger community had similar or disagreeing feelings towards how winners are presented. Personally, I've always had mixed feelings about the King and Queen of the Ring tournaments. On one hand, I am shonen trash and will always be down for good tournament arc stories. On the other, I've always hated that winners will immediately change their gimmick to the point that it feels like their only character is being wrestling royalty. They will inevitably even change their name to King or Queen (blank). I feel that it should be treated more as an accomplishment than a gimmick. King of the Ring winner Xavier Woods is such a better presentation than King Woods when he's never had a character that feels Royal. I understand this is a personal preference and want to remind everyone to treat this as such, a discussion on the personal preferences for it. No wrong answers and disagreeing doesn't mean you're only less or more of a wrestling fan. So what does everyone think? And how is everyone enjoying the tournaments this year?
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2024.05.14 02:09 Narrow_Escape140 Need to vent! Guy at park criticized my dog/doodles for sneaking up on dogs.
My doodle is 1 and very sweet. He can play rough (wrestling, flipping around) if a dog initiates or escalates. But he is gentle and curious around low key and smaller dogs. He basically matches energy but is never ever aggressive
At the park yesterday, he was playing with another doodle when a beagle joined in. Then a tiny maltese looking dog got close to them and my pup tried to acknowledge/sniff him, he snarled, lunged and almost bit my dog in the face. All of our dogs were leashed btw. The owner of the tiny dog was so aplogetic, grabbed his dog and kept saying sorry over and over as he walked out of the park. I checked my boy, and he was totally fine. So I said all is good, no big deal.
Then another man that was nearby and has an even tinier maltese looking dog kind of joins in the mix of play, but when my boy went to engage his, he yelled at my dog and said “NO coming up to dogs with out a warning, thats why you almost got bit!!”. And I said “oh so thats what happened?” He said “Doodles have a bad habit of sneaking up on dogs.” I said nothing. But now that I am processing it.. I’m sorry, what? My dog is not a ninja. He allowed his dog to approach a group of playing hyper dogs..did be expect them to tap his dog and ask if they can sniff him?
Also, at that moment, we can hear the first aggro maltese walking out the park and suddenly lunging, snarling and trying to go at a timid frenchie minding his own business. So clearly that dog has the issue, and my dog did not cause it.
I’m not an angry person, and I did not care at the moment. But when I got home, it bothered me that he spoke about my boy lile that. If I see him again, it’s going to be hard to not say something!
Have any of you had to deal with doodle haters?
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At the park yesterday, he was playing with another doodle when a beagle joined in. Then a tiny maltese looking dog got close to them and my pup tried to acknowledge/sniff him, he snarled, lunged and almost bit my dog in the face. All of our dogs were leashed btw. The owner of the tiny dog was so aplogetic, grabbed his dog and kept saying sorry over and over as he walked out of the park. I checked my boy, and he was totally fine. So I said all is good, no big deal.
Then another man that was nearby and has an even tinier maltese looking dog kind of joins in the mix of play, but when my boy went to engage his, he yelled at my dog and said “NO coming up to dogs with out a warning, thats why you almost got bit!!”. And I said “oh so thats what happened?” He said “Doodles have a bad habit of sneaking up on dogs.” I said nothing. But now that I am processing it.. I’m sorry, what? My dog is not a ninja. He allowed his dog to approach a group of playing hyper dogs..did be expect them to tap his dog and ask if they can sniff him?
Also, at that moment, we can hear the first aggro maltese walking out the park and suddenly lunging, snarling and trying to go at a timid frenchie minding his own business. So clearly that dog has the issue, and my dog did not cause it.
I’m not an angry person, and I did not care at the moment. But when I got home, it bothered me that he spoke about my boy lile that. If I see him again, it’s going to be hard to not say something!
Have any of you had to deal with doodle haters?
2024.05.13 21:57 Nadia_sapphire Intergender wrestling match · Nadia Sapphire
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2024.05.13 21:55 Nadia_sapphire Mixed wrestling match · Nadia Sapphire
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2024.05.13 21:25 RadialDrego The Grate Horned One of Wicca/Celtic Mythology and Marika one True Enemy my Elden Ring Story Theory
To explain the title I need to go into the mythology and hopefully this with make sense.
The deity is called The Grate Horned one he is apart of Wicca/Celtic mythology one of the oldest religions on earth and has connection to other religions he is (male centric) god of the Sun, Life Energy, Nature and Beasts, and is depicted with tree branch like horns holding a ring, he is connected to horned beasts and none horned beasts such as stag's, and ox's aswell as snake's and Wolf's all considered blasphemous, cursed and seen in a negative light by the golden order.
His symbol are a pair of horns ontop of a ring and is considered a dualistic god (meaning two aspects but is considered one god) these two aspects are light and dark called the Oak king and Holly King and when one dies the other is brought back to life with the changeing of the seasons I believe these aspects are portrayed in game by the Erdtree it self.
His counterpart (female centric) are the three goddesses of the moon, the Maiden, the Mother and the Crone and they symbolise the cycle of life, death and rebirth, personified in game by the Carian Royal Family, their symbol is the triquetra a celtic knot.
If you layered the triquetra ontop of the grate horned one symbol see something that looks like the elden ring in the title screen of the game and the top half of the ring in Faram Azula.
Now I believe that most of elden ring is based in Wicca/Celtic and Alchamy with few other religions ontop for flavour and we can discern marika actions based on the information above and a bit of information in game and using deactivate reasoning.
I can't go into everything in the game just yet otherwise this post will go on for ages
So I'll give an 2 examples
In alchamy the gold is connected to male's and the sun at the sametime silver is female and the moon, In game Marika is gold and Godfry is shown in silver this aspect goes against the rule of wicca and alchamy and therefore their union was cursed with children afflicted with horns an aspect of the grate horned one, With this reasoning you can discern that Queen Marika took the throne ment for a king I believe this can be said in game through alloyed and unalloyed gold analogy (alloyed gold meaning incorporating other metals to achieve a gold colour while unalloyed is pure gold no mixing of other metals) essentially Marika gold is a lie.
Why did marika want to suppress aspects of the horned god? I believe destined death is involved, in wicca the Oak king needs to die in autumn so that the Holly King and be revived and govern over the winter till spring and the circle continues, this goes against Marika desires as Marika wants to rule for eternity and you cant rule for eternity when theirs and end point with destend death.
So when Godwyn died by the actions of Ranni (snow witch ) that was a direct sign to Marika that the winter is coming in the form on the king of Holly, so Marika destroyed the elden ring in order to brake duality of all things and rule of law in the land between. Starting the events of the game.
Please let me know accurate I am and if you agree or disagree thanks
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The deity is called The Grate Horned one he is apart of Wicca/Celtic mythology one of the oldest religions on earth and has connection to other religions he is (male centric) god of the Sun, Life Energy, Nature and Beasts, and is depicted with tree branch like horns holding a ring, he is connected to horned beasts and none horned beasts such as stag's, and ox's aswell as snake's and Wolf's all considered blasphemous, cursed and seen in a negative light by the golden order.
His symbol are a pair of horns ontop of a ring and is considered a dualistic god (meaning two aspects but is considered one god) these two aspects are light and dark called the Oak king and Holly King and when one dies the other is brought back to life with the changeing of the seasons I believe these aspects are portrayed in game by the Erdtree it self.
His counterpart (female centric) are the three goddesses of the moon, the Maiden, the Mother and the Crone and they symbolise the cycle of life, death and rebirth, personified in game by the Carian Royal Family, their symbol is the triquetra a celtic knot.
If you layered the triquetra ontop of the grate horned one symbol see something that looks like the elden ring in the title screen of the game and the top half of the ring in Faram Azula.
Now I believe that most of elden ring is based in Wicca/Celtic and Alchamy with few other religions ontop for flavour and we can discern marika actions based on the information above and a bit of information in game and using deactivate reasoning.
I can't go into everything in the game just yet otherwise this post will go on for ages
So I'll give an 2 examples
In alchamy the gold is connected to male's and the sun at the sametime silver is female and the moon, In game Marika is gold and Godfry is shown in silver this aspect goes against the rule of wicca and alchamy and therefore their union was cursed with children afflicted with horns an aspect of the grate horned one, With this reasoning you can discern that Queen Marika took the throne ment for a king I believe this can be said in game through alloyed and unalloyed gold analogy (alloyed gold meaning incorporating other metals to achieve a gold colour while unalloyed is pure gold no mixing of other metals) essentially Marika gold is a lie.
Why did marika want to suppress aspects of the horned god? I believe destined death is involved, in wicca the Oak king needs to die in autumn so that the Holly King and be revived and govern over the winter till spring and the circle continues, this goes against Marika desires as Marika wants to rule for eternity and you cant rule for eternity when theirs and end point with destend death.
So when Godwyn died by the actions of Ranni (snow witch ) that was a direct sign to Marika that the winter is coming in the form on the king of Holly, so Marika destroyed the elden ring in order to brake duality of all things and rule of law in the land between. Starting the events of the game.
Please let me know accurate I am and if you agree or disagree thanks
2024.05.13 18:21 kingofdongstyle_ 25 (F4M) UK. – seeking the Cole to my Phoebe, but the lesser evil version.
Hiya! I’m looking for a long-term relationship in the future. I pretty much want to find my soul-mate, and my best friend. I’ll get the nitty-gritty out of the way here: I suffer from an anxiety disorder, but I am working on myself every day and going through my healing journey. I want to share that with someone special and grow with them. If it’s not something you think you can deal with, then we shouldn’t waste each other’s time. <3 The only preferences I have is that you’re between the age of 25-40 and from the UK.
I’m an introvert and an aspiring writer, stuck in the writer’s block zone currently. Looks wise: I’m 5’1, chubby, mixed race, orange hair (dyed) and brown eyes. 😊 I really enjoy phone calls, I find it helps in getting to know someone more (when we’re ready). I’m happy to exchange selfies too. 😊
My interests include: gardening, writing, baking, reading and movies! I’m a horror girl, mostly. I do enjoy all sorts of movies, though. I’m also secretly just a little bit of a nerd. I’m also a fan of wrestling too, (mostly WWE).
I’m looking for someone to be patient and kind with me, and to me. (And someone to watch Charmed and Buffy with). I also want someone who can banter with me, and laugh with me over silly things. I need someone to send silly Instagram reels to at night. Bonus points if you have a beard. :P
Excited to hear from you! Tell me about you, and to make sure you read all of this, please message me the sentence “yoo-hoo, mr robot!”
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I’m an introvert and an aspiring writer, stuck in the writer’s block zone currently. Looks wise: I’m 5’1, chubby, mixed race, orange hair (dyed) and brown eyes. 😊 I really enjoy phone calls, I find it helps in getting to know someone more (when we’re ready). I’m happy to exchange selfies too. 😊
My interests include: gardening, writing, baking, reading and movies! I’m a horror girl, mostly. I do enjoy all sorts of movies, though. I’m also secretly just a little bit of a nerd. I’m also a fan of wrestling too, (mostly WWE).
I’m looking for someone to be patient and kind with me, and to me. (And someone to watch Charmed and Buffy with). I also want someone who can banter with me, and laugh with me over silly things. I need someone to send silly Instagram reels to at night. Bonus points if you have a beard. :P
Excited to hear from you! Tell me about you, and to make sure you read all of this, please message me the sentence “yoo-hoo, mr robot!”
2024.05.13 16:52 Victoriansbarbecue Waco Barbecue Indulging in Tradition: A Culinary Journey at Victorian's Barbecue near Waco, TX
In the heart of Texas, where the sun beats down on vast plains and the air is filled with the aroma of smoky meats, there lies a culinary gem that captures the essence of tradition and flavor. Welcome to Victorian's Barbecue, a renowned establishment nestled near Waco, TX in Mart, where every bite tells a story of passion, history, and community.
A Slice of History
Victorian's Barbecue isn't just a place to eat; it's a destination steeped in history. Named after its founder, the pitmaster Joey Victorian, this barbecue joint has been serving up mouthwatering dishes since its inception in 2016. What started as a humble roadside trailer has now blossomed into a beloved brick & mortar, drawing in locals and visitors alike with its irresistible fare.
The Art of Barbecue
At Victorian's, barbecue isn't just a meal—it's an art form. Step inside, and you're greeted by the tantalizing sight of smoking pits, where seasoned meats are slow-cooked to perfection over a blend of red oak and post oak wood. From brisket to ribs, sausage to turkey, and delicious try tip from the Tri Tip King of Texas, every item on the menu is a testament to the craft and dedication of the pitmaster.
Taste Sensations
Prepare your taste buds for a journey of epic proportions as you explore the menu at Victorian's. Sink your teeth into their signature brisket, a melt-in-your-mouth marvel of tender meat and savory bark. Craving something with a kick? Opt for the jalapeno cheddar sausage, seasoned ribs, and Creole Jambalaya bursting with flavor and heat. And don't forget to sample their sides, from creamy gouda mac and cheese topped with Taki, to tangy cucumber salad, each one crafted with care to complement the main attraction.
A Feast for the Senses
But Victorian's Barbecue offers more than just great food; it's an experience for all the senses. As you savor your meal, take in the sights and sounds of the bustling dining room, where laughter and conversation mingle with the sizzle of meat on the grill and a touch of Star Wars and Dr Dre decor line up the shelves.
Community and Camaraderie
One of the most remarkable aspects of Victorian's Barbecue is its sense of community. Here, strangers become friends over shared plates of barbecue, bonding over their love of good food and good company. It's a place where stories are swapped, memories are made, and friendships are forged, all against the backdrop of some of the finest barbecue in Texas.
Plan Your Visit
If you find yourself in the vicinity of Waco, TX (419 E. Texas Ave. Mart, TX), don't miss the chance to experience Victorian's Barbecue for yourself. Whether you're a barbecue aficionado or just someone who appreciates a delicious meal, this hidden small town gem is sure to leave a lasting impression. So gather your friends, bring your appetite, and get ready for a culinary adventure unlike any other. After all, at Victorian's, every bite is a taste of Texas and Louisiana tradition, served up with a side of Texas hospitality.
Conclusion
Victorian's Barbecue near Waco, TX, isn't just a restaurant—it's a cultural institution, a haven for food lovers, and a testament to the time-honored tradition of Texas barbecue mixed with Louisiana cuisine. With its mouthwatering meats, welcoming atmosphere, and sense of community, it's no wonder that our beloved establishment has earned a place in the hearts (and stomachs) of locals and visitors alike. So the next time you're craving a taste of the Lone Star State and the Pelican State, make your way to Victorian's Barbecue and prepare for a dining experience you won't soon forget.
Victorian’s Barbecue
419 E. Texas Ave.
Mart, TX 76664 (Next to Waco)
(254) 300-6122
Victorian's Barbecue
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A Slice of History
Victorian's Barbecue isn't just a place to eat; it's a destination steeped in history. Named after its founder, the pitmaster Joey Victorian, this barbecue joint has been serving up mouthwatering dishes since its inception in 2016. What started as a humble roadside trailer has now blossomed into a beloved brick & mortar, drawing in locals and visitors alike with its irresistible fare.
The Art of Barbecue
At Victorian's, barbecue isn't just a meal—it's an art form. Step inside, and you're greeted by the tantalizing sight of smoking pits, where seasoned meats are slow-cooked to perfection over a blend of red oak and post oak wood. From brisket to ribs, sausage to turkey, and delicious try tip from the Tri Tip King of Texas, every item on the menu is a testament to the craft and dedication of the pitmaster.
Taste Sensations
Prepare your taste buds for a journey of epic proportions as you explore the menu at Victorian's. Sink your teeth into their signature brisket, a melt-in-your-mouth marvel of tender meat and savory bark. Craving something with a kick? Opt for the jalapeno cheddar sausage, seasoned ribs, and Creole Jambalaya bursting with flavor and heat. And don't forget to sample their sides, from creamy gouda mac and cheese topped with Taki, to tangy cucumber salad, each one crafted with care to complement the main attraction.
A Feast for the Senses
But Victorian's Barbecue offers more than just great food; it's an experience for all the senses. As you savor your meal, take in the sights and sounds of the bustling dining room, where laughter and conversation mingle with the sizzle of meat on the grill and a touch of Star Wars and Dr Dre decor line up the shelves.
Community and Camaraderie
One of the most remarkable aspects of Victorian's Barbecue is its sense of community. Here, strangers become friends over shared plates of barbecue, bonding over their love of good food and good company. It's a place where stories are swapped, memories are made, and friendships are forged, all against the backdrop of some of the finest barbecue in Texas.
Plan Your Visit
If you find yourself in the vicinity of Waco, TX (419 E. Texas Ave. Mart, TX), don't miss the chance to experience Victorian's Barbecue for yourself. Whether you're a barbecue aficionado or just someone who appreciates a delicious meal, this hidden small town gem is sure to leave a lasting impression. So gather your friends, bring your appetite, and get ready for a culinary adventure unlike any other. After all, at Victorian's, every bite is a taste of Texas and Louisiana tradition, served up with a side of Texas hospitality.
Conclusion
Victorian's Barbecue near Waco, TX, isn't just a restaurant—it's a cultural institution, a haven for food lovers, and a testament to the time-honored tradition of Texas barbecue mixed with Louisiana cuisine. With its mouthwatering meats, welcoming atmosphere, and sense of community, it's no wonder that our beloved establishment has earned a place in the hearts (and stomachs) of locals and visitors alike. So the next time you're craving a taste of the Lone Star State and the Pelican State, make your way to Victorian's Barbecue and prepare for a dining experience you won't soon forget.
Victorian’s Barbecue
419 E. Texas Ave.
Mart, TX 76664 (Next to Waco)
(254) 300-6122
Victorian's Barbecue
2024.05.13 14:52 Aginagala WWF In Your House - Final Four Review
Welcome back to my running series of WWF PPV Reviews from a ‘blind’ perspective (I have no idea what’s going to happen; the results, the feuds or how good any of the matches will be). I have always heard stories of the attitude era and golden age but never watched it myself so I set myself to watching every single PPV event chronologically. I am also watching Wrestling Bios ‘reliving the war’ series to keep me updated inbetween the events with the feuds, and to get excited about upcoming matches.
Before I review the matches, based on the past few episodes of raw and last PPVs I’ll let you know, going into the event, which match I’m most excited for and which feud I’m most excited to see.
The match I’m most excited to see is of course the final four title match, three absolute legends in the ring, and Vader… no I’m kidding Vader is a legend in his own right but at the moment he just hasn’t been having the best matches.
The feud in most excited to see is of course the feuds in the final four. There’s multiple interesting feuds in this match and each of these men have different beef with each other which I’m sure will be very entertaining to see play out.
WWF In Your House - The Final Four 1997 Match Ratings
Leif Cassidy vs Marc Mero 1.25/5
Funk, Gunn, & Goldust vs nation of domination 1.75/5
HHH Vs Rocky Maivia 2.75/5
Furnas & Lafon vs Owen Hart & Bulldog 2.5/5
Final four match 4.75/5
I’m really starting to like Marc Mero as a wrestler, every match I’ve seen him in if there’s an issue it’s usually not down to him. In the opener of the event, it was leif messing up a few spots; randomly no selling blows because he forgot what was going on during exchanges. This was just a bad match, one high flying move from Mero and it’s always good seeing him go for the aggressive style when anyone messes with his woman, but yeah just bang average, have seen much better from Mero.
The 6 man tag match was actually better than I thought it would be, not a lot better, but still better (still not really saying a lot). Flash funk was a highlight, he’s actually a fantastic athlete able to pull off some really unique and entertaining moves. It’s really nice to see a (slight) bit of an improvement in the tag matches because over the last year they’ve been god awful. The match was over before it got started, and I didnt time it but pretty sure the entrances were longer than the match, but there was some brawls with all the wrestlers in the ring, which was okay. Not too much to say here either.
Rocks entrance was so funny, I think he’s changed his theme song and it’s a lot better than it was, it kinda sounds like an 8-bit version of his future theme song. He’s changed his outfit a little too and he’s looking like a whole attitude change has come with that too, or at least he’s beginning to show some characteristics of ‘the rock’ character he will turn into.
It’s really interesting seeing triple H and the rock so early in their careers, and what I mean by that is watching them forgot a couple spots, undersell a few moves is very noticeable after seeing them in some of my favourite matches of all time, so it’s a little hard to look past when watching. That being said triple H, although starting slow he really starts to get into the match in the second half, after vintage Flying knee he lets his hair down and thank god that ponytail is god awful. The match seriously picks up in the second half and this is by far the best I’ve seen from the both of then so far. The rock doing a body splash from the top rope was truly something to see. The crowd starts coming alive which really starts to elevate the match. Goldust comes to the match, distracts triple h by slapping his ass and the rock wins, retaining the title. Gotta love WWF in the 90s. To be fair I was really enjoying the match and the Goldust intervention didn’t really need to happen BUT SUDDENLY THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD CHYNA APPEARS and she chokes tf out of marlena. This was so unexpected and got a pop from me. But like I say the best match I’ve seen from both future mega stars so far.
For the first time since I started my journey through the late 90s I’m actually excited to see a tag team match. The experience of lafon and Furnas really elevate performers to try new things and put on a good show, especially allowing Owen hart to show off what he can do.
I’m really enjoying this bulldog and Owen hart feud that’s beginning to develop, makes for some fun moments during these matches and mixed it up from a traditional tag match.
With this all being said the tag match was a slow start with a fun finish, really picked up the pace in the second half, with some really fast action, entertaining combos from Lafon and Furnas. In the first half the selling from Lafon was very poor though he just didn’t seem switched on. I was expecting a good match and got an okay one so a little disappointed. Another DQ finish and the end just came off as kinda lazy, will anyone win a match from a normal pinfall? Lafon and Furnas I have to say are very technically sound but they are just lacking charisma a lot. The fans just aren’t really feeling any of these matches apart from the end of HHH and Rocky which is a shame, because both sides performed well.
Now this main event is what I’m god damn talking about, we had blood, we had chairs, we had steel steps. It was incredibly physical it was fast paced loads of great moments it was just pure entertainment. I feel like this match was a big step towards the attitude era and more of a brawl all out no f*cks given style of match.
Everyone was on fire in this match and it was great to see Vader back in great form again even if he did get bloodied up. I have no clue if that was planned or not but there was so much blood pouring he had to take his mask off just to be able to see, mental! The match was booked perfectly and I had no clue where it was going. I was pretty surprised to see Austin go out so early but I could see him holding his knee and for what was going on at that time in the match it felt out of place so not sure if he had to go out early because he hurt his knee? I hope not, knowing Austin had a lot of knee problems later in his career it isn’t promising seeing it this early on, I’m not ready for him to part time yet! This match was nearly perfect for me, the only thing I’d say was a few spots looked a bit weird. But everyone was absolutely on fire for the whole match. I really hope we see more of this style of brutal match making sooner rather than later.
Overall the event was average until the main event which smashed it out the park. The mid card and opener is back to being anywhere from bad to decent and apart from watching Rocky and triple h to see them early in their career not much is worth watching apart from the main event, unless you’re an avid tag team enjoyer, then give the penultimate match a go. I do hope the PPVs don’t go back to being one match events.
Overall rating 3/5
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Before I review the matches, based on the past few episodes of raw and last PPVs I’ll let you know, going into the event, which match I’m most excited for and which feud I’m most excited to see.
The match I’m most excited to see is of course the final four title match, three absolute legends in the ring, and Vader… no I’m kidding Vader is a legend in his own right but at the moment he just hasn’t been having the best matches.
The feud in most excited to see is of course the feuds in the final four. There’s multiple interesting feuds in this match and each of these men have different beef with each other which I’m sure will be very entertaining to see play out.
WWF In Your House - The Final Four 1997 Match Ratings
Leif Cassidy vs Marc Mero 1.25/5
Funk, Gunn, & Goldust vs nation of domination 1.75/5
HHH Vs Rocky Maivia 2.75/5
Furnas & Lafon vs Owen Hart & Bulldog 2.5/5
Final four match 4.75/5
I’m really starting to like Marc Mero as a wrestler, every match I’ve seen him in if there’s an issue it’s usually not down to him. In the opener of the event, it was leif messing up a few spots; randomly no selling blows because he forgot what was going on during exchanges. This was just a bad match, one high flying move from Mero and it’s always good seeing him go for the aggressive style when anyone messes with his woman, but yeah just bang average, have seen much better from Mero.
The 6 man tag match was actually better than I thought it would be, not a lot better, but still better (still not really saying a lot). Flash funk was a highlight, he’s actually a fantastic athlete able to pull off some really unique and entertaining moves. It’s really nice to see a (slight) bit of an improvement in the tag matches because over the last year they’ve been god awful. The match was over before it got started, and I didnt time it but pretty sure the entrances were longer than the match, but there was some brawls with all the wrestlers in the ring, which was okay. Not too much to say here either.
Rocks entrance was so funny, I think he’s changed his theme song and it’s a lot better than it was, it kinda sounds like an 8-bit version of his future theme song. He’s changed his outfit a little too and he’s looking like a whole attitude change has come with that too, or at least he’s beginning to show some characteristics of ‘the rock’ character he will turn into.
It’s really interesting seeing triple H and the rock so early in their careers, and what I mean by that is watching them forgot a couple spots, undersell a few moves is very noticeable after seeing them in some of my favourite matches of all time, so it’s a little hard to look past when watching. That being said triple H, although starting slow he really starts to get into the match in the second half, after vintage Flying knee he lets his hair down and thank god that ponytail is god awful. The match seriously picks up in the second half and this is by far the best I’ve seen from the both of then so far. The rock doing a body splash from the top rope was truly something to see. The crowd starts coming alive which really starts to elevate the match. Goldust comes to the match, distracts triple h by slapping his ass and the rock wins, retaining the title. Gotta love WWF in the 90s. To be fair I was really enjoying the match and the Goldust intervention didn’t really need to happen BUT SUDDENLY THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD CHYNA APPEARS and she chokes tf out of marlena. This was so unexpected and got a pop from me. But like I say the best match I’ve seen from both future mega stars so far.
For the first time since I started my journey through the late 90s I’m actually excited to see a tag team match. The experience of lafon and Furnas really elevate performers to try new things and put on a good show, especially allowing Owen hart to show off what he can do.
I’m really enjoying this bulldog and Owen hart feud that’s beginning to develop, makes for some fun moments during these matches and mixed it up from a traditional tag match.
With this all being said the tag match was a slow start with a fun finish, really picked up the pace in the second half, with some really fast action, entertaining combos from Lafon and Furnas. In the first half the selling from Lafon was very poor though he just didn’t seem switched on. I was expecting a good match and got an okay one so a little disappointed. Another DQ finish and the end just came off as kinda lazy, will anyone win a match from a normal pinfall? Lafon and Furnas I have to say are very technically sound but they are just lacking charisma a lot. The fans just aren’t really feeling any of these matches apart from the end of HHH and Rocky which is a shame, because both sides performed well.
Now this main event is what I’m god damn talking about, we had blood, we had chairs, we had steel steps. It was incredibly physical it was fast paced loads of great moments it was just pure entertainment. I feel like this match was a big step towards the attitude era and more of a brawl all out no f*cks given style of match.
Everyone was on fire in this match and it was great to see Vader back in great form again even if he did get bloodied up. I have no clue if that was planned or not but there was so much blood pouring he had to take his mask off just to be able to see, mental! The match was booked perfectly and I had no clue where it was going. I was pretty surprised to see Austin go out so early but I could see him holding his knee and for what was going on at that time in the match it felt out of place so not sure if he had to go out early because he hurt his knee? I hope not, knowing Austin had a lot of knee problems later in his career it isn’t promising seeing it this early on, I’m not ready for him to part time yet! This match was nearly perfect for me, the only thing I’d say was a few spots looked a bit weird. But everyone was absolutely on fire for the whole match. I really hope we see more of this style of brutal match making sooner rather than later.
Overall the event was average until the main event which smashed it out the park. The mid card and opener is back to being anywhere from bad to decent and apart from watching Rocky and triple h to see them early in their career not much is worth watching apart from the main event, unless you’re an avid tag team enjoyer, then give the penultimate match a go. I do hope the PPVs don’t go back to being one match events.
Overall rating 3/5
2024.05.13 13:13 CPC_Alice [Thoughts] I don't exactly have a lot of time to write this...
Why does Nijisanji always have to do this... I've been so busy lately that even the time to write this has been cut down...
You only budgeted less than an hour to write this, you big dumbass
I-
Not only that, you also have to wake up early.
Yes, I kn-
IT IS 3:41 AM LOCAL TIME YOU SHITTY MOD
I-I know... please...
THESE THINGS TAKE HOURS TO DO PROPERLY! YOU ARE SHIT AT SCHEDULING!
\MikaCry.png*)
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It is 3:44AM local time when I decided to start writing this. I try to keep a week window to do these so it is really a "weekly" wrap up. Consistency is very important after all. Then I look at how far down I have to go to reach the previous weekly wrap up and I'm just like... "There has to be a better way...."
If I try to write every day on what happen tho and save a draft, it won't flow well and the writing tone will change and stuff. So... I'll just have to do this I guess?... Wait.. I'm already over time... WHAT THE FU-
.... *cough* Anyways.
Do you remember when Fuwa Minato (from Niji JP) suggested to a teen during a radio-callin to "buy followers"? Quite a sh-tty thing to suggest that you artificially inflate your social media followers so you get a fake number to show off. Especially on how much teens take stock on such metrics socially? There is also the question raised on how accurate their own sub counts are now (considering their talent just outright said to buy such things). What bad optics yo.
Nijisanji opens their mouth and "interesting" stuff comes out... Wait.. THAT is the first topic after the last write up? WHAT?!
There was also that picture of the Niji Retirees without Sayu. Link is a direct XTwitter one lol. Tracked down the artist lol.
Also a meme
There is also this post... "If Hell is Forever, then Heaven must be a Lie". Does Vtubing attract those with a different slant mentally or does it cause it? \looks at the mirror* ...* Hmn... At least in this context, a certain company certainly doesn't help at all.
Oh right! Sayu also had her first Honkai Star Rail sponsored stream lol (oh here is also the stream link). Considering things, it is nice that she got a sponsored stream from MiHoYo again. Personally I don't currently play any of their games (I did tho :P) so I have no strong feelings about it one way or another. I just know the lore and... its nice.
Then there is KamiiGOO tweeting on how happy she is. I mean I know that it is being magnified by the context but holy heck is the unsaid parts being echoed out so hard in the background lol
Then there was that post about Black Vtubing companies. I mean, there is certainly to be said about the one that doxxed their own talents. At the same time tho, they are not as big as Nijisanji/AnyColor and how many more people are affected by what they do. Either way, I do wonder how many Vtubing companies have been outed as "Black"... I don't have enough energy to seriously pursue it lol
Then there is that post about Sayu surpassing Zaion. The new surpases the old. Nice
NijiSisters are hypocrites.... HA
The Sky is Blue
The Sun Rises from the East
NijiSisters are hypocrites.
Fact of life folks. This ain't gonna change. They're a bunch of crazies if one is being honest.
\Sees Suisei-sama, have to talk about it**
I... I actually can't talk too much about the thing with Suisei-sama \feels the time pressure right now*. Basically, she turned off SuperChats because she already has a lot of merch that any Hoshiyomis worth their salt would be devouring (\wallet-kun dies a violent death*) so she'd rather save her fans SOME money and go with a merch instead. At least that way, they'll get something for supporting her too!
Iroha-dono must also be suffering quite a bit. As the Hoshiyomi representative, any support for her will no doubt also flow towards partly supporting Suisei-sama too... UGH... The amount of Merch... *hyperventilates* h-help...
Oh to be clear, I'm actually not that big of a Hoshiyomi...
That's a f-cking lie you shitty mod.
N-No Comment... but I swear! I'm more of a Tako!
What time is it again...?
\screams*)
Then there is the Meme that makes Niji Sith.... Heheh... Seeth, Sith... you know?... no? not funny? I-I'm sorry...
Remember the time when (presumably) Niji Management blocked Niji talents from participating from that certain Tekken event because Doki was in it? I believe Vox also expressed interest but it never materialized? I mean... its petty but it still tracks with what Niji Management does y'know? Late addition: One more post?
Oh god, I am still at a VERY small portion... I am already past my allocated schedule for this.. I'm cutting into sleep X\X)
Dokibird hit 700K subscribers! Yay!
There is also that time when Marine-sencho talked about how "Suffocating" it is to be under Holo Management. Here is even a clip of it. To clarify it, she said on how there ARE restrictions and her manager and staff-san are on her case at times. She internally rages about it at the moment (as is normal). However, she also knows that it is because they are also protecting her too. It is not a case of "being restrictive to bully" but "being restrictive because if we don't, there is a real chance of your channel being deleted/sponsors pulling out". To be clear, there is also the fact that viewers have a nice cache of trust on Holo vs Niji that they believe it when a talent says it like this.
Considering who Senchou is and the stuff that DOES get through (for example...), one could only wonder what kind of yabai it is that DOES GET RESTRICTED. Makes one wonder y'know?
Then out of nowhere, a couple of demon guard dogs said "Hold our Bone" then showcased a small spread of their hand-signed postcards for their birthday merch. Looking closely, you can see that they ARE hand-signed. In the context of Niji, this absolutely MAULS and MOGS on a certain someone who got outed that their signature isn't even signed by themselves LOL. Did they even offer hand-signed postcards? Or are they all just stamped? No idea, I never even looked at their merch lol.
Now, to be clear, I did wish Hex Haywire a happy birthday and a very long tenure with Nijisanji (hehe), but damn did Niji Management did him dirty on his stream. Not that I really care nor watch him, but still sucks when they do this.
Oh, and remember, he's the one who f-cked around with the ashes of a friend's dead Grandfather and someone's pet fish. He's not a nice person.
Then there is that Meme about how you avoid Nijisanji without actively avoiding them. Heh.
Oh, this is what I'd like to call "Foreshadowing"?
Apparently Dokibird/Selen is unmarketable? One tweet of many that says otherwise :P Late addition: Marvel Alpha. Really unmarketable huh?
This is also Round 2 of the Transparency post btw. Just a little thing...
There is also this post about Parrot. Damn, it's only May... wait... it's only May... Oh fu-
Oh right, shihomii created the sticky post in regards to making a master timeline of things. Nice.
Remember that Foreshadowing? Well, there has been some posts that popped up on it. To be clear, for a majority of healthy sane adults who knows their stuff,responsible consumption of these mixed drinks wouldn't cause a major problem for them. The Math has been done by various people on it. It SHOULDN'T be that big of a problem. However, it was done while marketing to an obvious younger demographic that might not exactly know when to stop. There is also the fact that NO SANE COMPANY would outright say or even want the messaging NEAR THEM to mix energy drinks + alcohol. Especially on a 1:1 ratio. This is just absolute MADNESS that they said "Oh, yeah, this is fine." and gave the approval. it got even the Japanese government involved. Also, links to posts about this being randomly placed cuz reasons :P late addition: Lamy talking about Mixing Alcohol and Energy drinks. There is even a clip of it! Wild Yagoo appears
There is also a question posted. Why even be in Nijisanji?
Then there is the Comparison meme.
Gotta say that I can't understand Claude Logic. I think I'm better off that way.
Apparently, there has been some Nijisisters who are trying to weaponize the NijiJP fanbase to attack Khyo. Huh...
There is also a post about Polka-sama... Ever Blue huh...
There is also another dokibird W going to AVCon as a guest.
Coco-kaichou mentioned.
So apparently Anime Impulse's M&G tickets are still not sold out. So they increased the limit to 5. Y'know, target the whales :P. It allowed them to sell out on some more talents. Really milking those whales eh?
Artist tries to hide from Vtuber. Wasn't that successful.
So Armchair Expert did a follow-up video. This time analyzing the Zaion situation and how it reflects on what AnyColoNijisanji did to Selen. Obviously people have thoughts on it. To me, it just said the quiet, unsaid parts out loud while also throwing terms that the average person doesn't know about. Things like "Folk Devil". I remember talking on how I personally know about it already and what Armchair Expert's video did is to deliver it in a way that the regular people would understand and digest it. I wonder where I said that... I forgor lol
There has been an update for Kotoka Torahime. For those concerned, here you go!
Grim
Halp, I'm losing steam X\X... my sleep time....)
Crazy Nijisister implies that they and Nijisanji will try to get 4chan shutdown. I remember cackling like mad when i saw this. I was laughing so much that I had to get water. Onee-sama was concerned for me when she saw me barely standing up trying to get water because I was laughing too much. Hmmm~
Remember folks that false flagging is always a thing. Keep an eye out.
Idol Sponsored Dokibird to watch their new gen
So Sayu did a watchalong of Armchair Expert. That was even watched by the mod staff. Thoughts and points were talked about. From both the user base and the mod team. Wild really.
So, Hololive Meet Taipei 2024. Why is this relevant? Well, they also had a Karaoke event (not concert) that can be compared to VR-SG. Pointed out in a reply by OP, it sure looks like Hololive keeps on winning even on a "Karaoke" vs VR-SG. Here is Bae posting some pics (tweet here). FuwaMoco also did one. Here is Gura's own tweet. Here is also some thoughts about it (with pics) and more replies too. This absolutely is just.... I mean.... the Down Under Concert is... a Concert. This is Hololive on a Karaoke!!! VR-SG is a Karaoke (it ain't a concert) so this is the most comparable comparisons. SO THIS JUST PROVES THAT NIJI IS MOGGED HARD BY MOST OBJECTIVE METRICS. Heck, I was recently watching an old hwikky video about AGF and I was struck on how a free DJ event in that convention must have comparable attendance while having A LOT MORE ENERGY to VR-SG. It is just wild really. Late addition: More Screenshots (along with official tweet). Btw, did VR-SG release any "official photos" of their event?
There was also a M&G comparison between Holo and Niji's VR-SG.
Dokibird is also hosting a WrestleTuber event that has HoloStars, Idol EN, and Phase Connect members in it.
Oh, here is a good reminder.
More NijisisteNDF madness. Daymn they crazy.
Dokibird W with AnimeThon bringing her in as a Guest of Honor (that's the tweet). This girl is BUSY. wtf.
Wait, NijiEN is having a *Full 3D concert* at AnimeExpo? Considering how the last one went.. \Are they Sure**?
Bonnivier Pranaja was announced to be graduating Nijisanji. I don't know who this is personally so I can't really say much. However, I don't think his name came up on any predictions at all.
*looks at the time* oh god...
My sleep...
.... *sigh*
Well... I'm all caught up... you are all too... I spent... *checks* ... too long on this... most likely because I wanted to make sure I linked things properly + watched things so its accurate.
I want to sleep.
Ugh.
Thank you very much for reading! I'll see you guys at the next post!
Yours,
CPC_Alice
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You only budgeted less than an hour to write this, you big dumbass
I-
Not only that, you also have to wake up early.
Yes, I kn-
IT IS 3:41 AM LOCAL TIME YOU SHITTY MOD
I-I know... please...
THESE THINGS TAKE HOURS TO DO PROPERLY! YOU ARE SHIT AT SCHEDULING!
\MikaCry.png*)
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It is 3:44AM local time when I decided to start writing this. I try to keep a week window to do these so it is really a "weekly" wrap up. Consistency is very important after all. Then I look at how far down I have to go to reach the previous weekly wrap up and I'm just like... "There has to be a better way...."
If I try to write every day on what happen tho and save a draft, it won't flow well and the writing tone will change and stuff. So... I'll just have to do this I guess?... Wait.. I'm already over time... WHAT THE FU-
.... *cough* Anyways.
Do you remember when Fuwa Minato (from Niji JP) suggested to a teen during a radio-callin to "buy followers"? Quite a sh-tty thing to suggest that you artificially inflate your social media followers so you get a fake number to show off. Especially on how much teens take stock on such metrics socially? There is also the question raised on how accurate their own sub counts are now (considering their talent just outright said to buy such things). What bad optics yo.
Nijisanji opens their mouth and "interesting" stuff comes out... Wait.. THAT is the first topic after the last write up? WHAT?!
There was also that picture of the Niji Retirees without Sayu. Link is a direct XTwitter one lol. Tracked down the artist lol.
Also a meme
There is also this post... "If Hell is Forever, then Heaven must be a Lie". Does Vtubing attract those with a different slant mentally or does it cause it? \looks at the mirror* ...* Hmn... At least in this context, a certain company certainly doesn't help at all.
Oh right! Sayu also had her first Honkai Star Rail sponsored stream lol (oh here is also the stream link). Considering things, it is nice that she got a sponsored stream from MiHoYo again. Personally I don't currently play any of their games (I did tho :P) so I have no strong feelings about it one way or another. I just know the lore and... its nice.
Then there is KamiiGOO tweeting on how happy she is. I mean I know that it is being magnified by the context but holy heck is the unsaid parts being echoed out so hard in the background lol
Then there was that post about Black Vtubing companies. I mean, there is certainly to be said about the one that doxxed their own talents. At the same time tho, they are not as big as Nijisanji/AnyColor and how many more people are affected by what they do. Either way, I do wonder how many Vtubing companies have been outed as "Black"... I don't have enough energy to seriously pursue it lol
Then there is that post about Sayu surpassing Zaion. The new surpases the old. Nice
NijiSisters are hypocrites.... HA
The Sky is Blue
The Sun Rises from the East
NijiSisters are hypocrites.
Fact of life folks. This ain't gonna change. They're a bunch of crazies if one is being honest.
\Sees Suisei-sama, have to talk about it**
I... I actually can't talk too much about the thing with Suisei-sama \feels the time pressure right now*. Basically, she turned off SuperChats because she already has a lot of merch that any Hoshiyomis worth their salt would be devouring (\wallet-kun dies a violent death*) so she'd rather save her fans SOME money and go with a merch instead. At least that way, they'll get something for supporting her too!
Iroha-dono must also be suffering quite a bit. As the Hoshiyomi representative, any support for her will no doubt also flow towards partly supporting Suisei-sama too... UGH... The amount of Merch... *hyperventilates* h-help...
Oh to be clear, I'm actually not that big of a Hoshiyomi...
That's a f-cking lie you shitty mod.
N-No Comment... but I swear! I'm more of a Tako!
What time is it again...?
\screams*)
Then there is the Meme that makes Niji Sith.... Heheh... Seeth, Sith... you know?... no? not funny? I-I'm sorry...
Remember the time when (presumably) Niji Management blocked Niji talents from participating from that certain Tekken event because Doki was in it? I believe Vox also expressed interest but it never materialized? I mean... its petty but it still tracks with what Niji Management does y'know? Late addition: One more post?
Oh god, I am still at a VERY small portion... I am already past my allocated schedule for this.. I'm cutting into sleep X\X)
Dokibird hit 700K subscribers! Yay!
There is also that time when Marine-sencho talked about how "Suffocating" it is to be under Holo Management. Here is even a clip of it. To clarify it, she said on how there ARE restrictions and her manager and staff-san are on her case at times. She internally rages about it at the moment (as is normal). However, she also knows that it is because they are also protecting her too. It is not a case of "being restrictive to bully" but "being restrictive because if we don't, there is a real chance of your channel being deleted/sponsors pulling out". To be clear, there is also the fact that viewers have a nice cache of trust on Holo vs Niji that they believe it when a talent says it like this.
Considering who Senchou is and the stuff that DOES get through (for example...), one could only wonder what kind of yabai it is that DOES GET RESTRICTED. Makes one wonder y'know?
Then out of nowhere, a couple of demon guard dogs said "Hold our Bone" then showcased a small spread of their hand-signed postcards for their birthday merch. Looking closely, you can see that they ARE hand-signed. In the context of Niji, this absolutely MAULS and MOGS on a certain someone who got outed that their signature isn't even signed by themselves LOL. Did they even offer hand-signed postcards? Or are they all just stamped? No idea, I never even looked at their merch lol.
Now, to be clear, I did wish Hex Haywire a happy birthday and a very long tenure with Nijisanji (hehe), but damn did Niji Management did him dirty on his stream. Not that I really care nor watch him, but still sucks when they do this.
Oh, and remember, he's the one who f-cked around with the ashes of a friend's dead Grandfather and someone's pet fish. He's not a nice person.
Then there is that Meme about how you avoid Nijisanji without actively avoiding them. Heh.
Oh, this is what I'd like to call "Foreshadowing"?
Apparently Dokibird/Selen is unmarketable? One tweet of many that says otherwise :P Late addition: Marvel Alpha. Really unmarketable huh?
This is also Round 2 of the Transparency post btw. Just a little thing...
There is also this post about Parrot. Damn, it's only May... wait... it's only May... Oh fu-
Oh right, shihomii created the sticky post in regards to making a master timeline of things. Nice.
Remember that Foreshadowing? Well, there has been some posts that popped up on it. To be clear, for a majority of healthy sane adults who knows their stuff,responsible consumption of these mixed drinks wouldn't cause a major problem for them. The Math has been done by various people on it. It SHOULDN'T be that big of a problem. However, it was done while marketing to an obvious younger demographic that might not exactly know when to stop. There is also the fact that NO SANE COMPANY would outright say or even want the messaging NEAR THEM to mix energy drinks + alcohol. Especially on a 1:1 ratio. This is just absolute MADNESS that they said "Oh, yeah, this is fine." and gave the approval. it got even the Japanese government involved. Also, links to posts about this being randomly placed cuz reasons :P late addition: Lamy talking about Mixing Alcohol and Energy drinks. There is even a clip of it! Wild Yagoo appears
There is also a question posted. Why even be in Nijisanji?
Then there is the Comparison meme.
Gotta say that I can't understand Claude Logic. I think I'm better off that way.
Apparently, there has been some Nijisisters who are trying to weaponize the NijiJP fanbase to attack Khyo. Huh...
There is also a post about Polka-sama... Ever Blue huh...
There is also another dokibird W going to AVCon as a guest.
Coco-kaichou mentioned.
So apparently Anime Impulse's M&G tickets are still not sold out. So they increased the limit to 5. Y'know, target the whales :P. It allowed them to sell out on some more talents. Really milking those whales eh?
Artist tries to hide from Vtuber. Wasn't that successful.
So Armchair Expert did a follow-up video. This time analyzing the Zaion situation and how it reflects on what AnyColoNijisanji did to Selen. Obviously people have thoughts on it. To me, it just said the quiet, unsaid parts out loud while also throwing terms that the average person doesn't know about. Things like "Folk Devil". I remember talking on how I personally know about it already and what Armchair Expert's video did is to deliver it in a way that the regular people would understand and digest it. I wonder where I said that... I forgor lol
There has been an update for Kotoka Torahime. For those concerned, here you go!
Grim
Halp, I'm losing steam X\X... my sleep time....)
Crazy Nijisister implies that they and Nijisanji will try to get 4chan shutdown. I remember cackling like mad when i saw this. I was laughing so much that I had to get water. Onee-sama was concerned for me when she saw me barely standing up trying to get water because I was laughing too much. Hmmm~
Remember folks that false flagging is always a thing. Keep an eye out.
Idol Sponsored Dokibird to watch their new gen
So Sayu did a watchalong of Armchair Expert. That was even watched by the mod staff. Thoughts and points were talked about. From both the user base and the mod team. Wild really.
So, Hololive Meet Taipei 2024. Why is this relevant? Well, they also had a Karaoke event (not concert) that can be compared to VR-SG. Pointed out in a reply by OP, it sure looks like Hololive keeps on winning even on a "Karaoke" vs VR-SG. Here is Bae posting some pics (tweet here). FuwaMoco also did one. Here is Gura's own tweet. Here is also some thoughts about it (with pics) and more replies too. This absolutely is just.... I mean.... the Down Under Concert is... a Concert. This is Hololive on a Karaoke!!! VR-SG is a Karaoke (it ain't a concert) so this is the most comparable comparisons. SO THIS JUST PROVES THAT NIJI IS MOGGED HARD BY MOST OBJECTIVE METRICS. Heck, I was recently watching an old hwikky video about AGF and I was struck on how a free DJ event in that convention must have comparable attendance while having A LOT MORE ENERGY to VR-SG. It is just wild really. Late addition: More Screenshots (along with official tweet). Btw, did VR-SG release any "official photos" of their event?
There was also a M&G comparison between Holo and Niji's VR-SG.
Dokibird is also hosting a WrestleTuber event that has HoloStars, Idol EN, and Phase Connect members in it.
Oh, here is a good reminder.
More NijisisteNDF madness. Daymn they crazy.
Dokibird W with AnimeThon bringing her in as a Guest of Honor (that's the tweet). This girl is BUSY. wtf.
Wait, NijiEN is having a *Full 3D concert* at AnimeExpo? Considering how the last one went.. \Are they Sure**?
Bonnivier Pranaja was announced to be graduating Nijisanji. I don't know who this is personally so I can't really say much. However, I don't think his name came up on any predictions at all.
*looks at the time* oh god...
My sleep...
.... *sigh*
Well... I'm all caught up... you are all too... I spent... *checks* ... too long on this... most likely because I wanted to make sure I linked things properly + watched things so its accurate.
I want to sleep.
Ugh.
Thank you very much for reading! I'll see you guys at the next post!
Yours,
CPC_Alice
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