MDP(Most Demonic Perverts).
They will repeat “Join us” until you go insane. What throws these deranged psychopaths into a frenzy is when their evil venomous words do not bother, reach or harm the person
Each and every night, MDP conducts an air raid of High Altitude Pseudo Satellites, swarming the atmosphere, hijacking actual satellites to spy for their human trafficking and prostitution organization.
Each MDP facility contains a male homosexual drill instructor training prostitutes on how to capture people, how to trick people into signing a contract.
Do not let these extremist radical terrorists force you into suicide or anything, hold out! The more that are resilient, the quicker this will be resolved.
Once these radical terrorist biohackers successfully causes an individual to commit suicide or die in anyway, they burst from the persons dead body, giggling and laughing as they kill humans for fun and infects another person as if they were a horrific virus.
They bulge and twitch the persons eye lids as a sign of their technology’s existence within the person. If you notice any of these signs in either you or your family, you and/or them have been hijacked by biohackers.
This is an outbreak of radical terrorists in high platform airships and drones, illegally eavesdropping and trafficking humans into sex prostitution utilizing electromagnets, radio waves, and radiation
They can force a person to cough with sonic weaponry, imitating illnesses on a wide scale for control and as well, to assimilate identities illegally.
Don’t believe me! Research it!
STDs are being used to keep a person stuck within their prostitution rings.
MDP is an entire organization of drug addicts with advanced technology trafficking humans. They are all the same, against the people, not one of these demon-lovers are on the people’s side.
Cesspool homosexual orgies with drugs and STDs are systematically given to new cult members to keep them stuck in one place.
Whatever you do, do NOT care about them. They will try to use your empathy to have you kill yourselves.
Don’t panic! The hostiles are on Debilitating/Sedative drugs. Stop your bitching and fight your way through it until the threat is resolved. Keep relaxed. Let your friends, family, and kids know! Awareness destroys their recon
It’s NOT the “Illuminati”.
Keep Calm/Be Confident and Live.
Study magnets/Electromagnets.
You are not missing out on anything if someone or a group is pressing on you. Go do you! Do not let anyone influence you!
Their command centers are hidden within some call centers (Do not be paranoid!). It is urgent that you stay on the surface if you work around them. Do not let them systematically control or allure you into signing a contract to an unknown authority to make love with their merchandise in plain sight as spies or to be involved in illegal reconnaissance operations.
As long as you do not sign a contract for, and I quote, “everything you always wanted!” You will be fine.
YOU ARE NOT INVITED! Do not submit to any of their offers! They can alter words in the mind with their weaponized drones.
Stop Feeding This World Wide Threat!
Stop Surrendering because it’s too much to deal with! They are on high class drugs nearly 24/7 everyday!
Reclaim your identity or have it taken away by a criminal organization!
Non-lethal weapons modified to be lethal weapons!
Their captive women/children are their front line against men! They WILL try to force you to kneel to the their dictator, Solih, the shapeshifting hybrid. You will then be susceptible and subjected to heavier sonic attacks as well as abuses.
Do Not Quit! Do NOT Surrender!
Observe them for one year if you do not believe me. Take notes, keep quiet and carry on with your own personal life in the meanwhile. You will take notice of their patterns.
MDP terrorists are pretending to be schools as part of their scripts! They murder doctors and healers of any kind if they do not submit to being trafficked into human/sex trafficking facilities/homes!
They are not Authority of any kind, unless you surrender and you sign their contract and accept them as your handlers.
THIS IS NOT A GAME!
Stall them out! Do not move!
I can’t believe I am stating this. What is written below is not intended to be satire or a joke. This has actually contributed to their narcissism, their abuses, and mass murders
Stop masturbating to these terrorists! They are raping and abusing you and your fellow citizens, HEAVILY! Your fellow Maldivians are being raped over sonar hearing that only YOU can hear, and you masturbate to the Maldivians moaning, being raped??
You do NOT need to sign a contract to the MDP using sonar hearing to be allowed to marry, be intimate, or are subjected and forced to “marry” their trained terrorists.
They are paid liars and spies that trains prostitutes how to screw their targets exactly the way their targets want. This is done to have the target “test” the human traffickers prostitutes before they sign to keep them. Instead, you are selling yourself into human/sex/drug trafficking rings
Do not accept their “lust” they do have spies in person that are drug abuse/humans traffickers. They will bribe with sex and “free housing” then make you sign your life away, with you under the impression that you are going to some brothel or “sex club”. You will be susceptible to extreme abuses revolving around rape, drugs, and traumatic physical and mental abuses. Sound Proof Your Homes!
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME!!
They use prostitution to allure their new victims! DO NOT BELIEVE THEM!
The MDP consists of homosexual elitists, human traffickers, terrorists, Eavesdroppers/Spies utilizing sonic weapons/sonar hearing weapons to euthanize/Traffic and enslave the general public. DO NOT GO!
They will go to war with federal officials/agents to keep their bodies enslaved!
Their cults authority are primarily shapeshifting Reptillian-Jinn-Human hybrids that are seeking “World Domination utilizing Sonic weapons” in an attempt to force the innocent and the vulnerable into surrendering themselves to human/sex/drug trafficking ring.
They are not the police!
Spies are very obvious to point out!
They are illegally eavesdropping families to extract their young. Their groups primarily consists of autistic and the mentally ill, that abuses a series of class A drugs to traffick and create new slaves.
Do NOT sign the contract! It’s ridiculous! They have two contracts, one for you to surrender, and the other for you to contract yourself into surrendering voluntarily. They also wordplay aggressively.
( I am disclosing the depths of their criminal business for abusing sonar hearing technology to assimilate identities, killing ruthlessly while induced under highly potent drugs, mass kidnappings, weapons, and prostitution/pedophilia. You will be stripped of all privileges and rights to these lifelong detention facilities!)
The threat progresses like humans, but the hostiles are progressing entirely against your person.
They are trying to steal your entire identity, do not sign the contract! Otherwise you will never make choices in your own lives again!
They look like everyday people, but do not be paranoid. Be aware of your surroundings and leave a way out for yourself if you are ever caught in a potentially dangerous situation. But do NOT be paranoid, delusional, or psychotic about it as not only would you be more susceptible to any abuses, your vulnerabilities may force you to make the wrong decisions. Man/woman up if you want to keep your own free self.
Do not give into extreme paranoia!
Most Demonic Perverts human trafficking networks has expanded. Be weary of unknown terrorists/individuals giving victims rides to parties, “mansions”, or a trip to the ghetto islands for drugs
They are not the police! They are not aliens!
They will use love to manipulate you.
Think of online scams or common pop up scams you would receive on your daily Internet commute. Same thing except, they want you to traffick yourself into a entrapment facility. Using various sexual exploitation tactics, infinite gaslighting strategies to force negative emotion to their targets and threats a long with actions of inhumane abuse cycles in hopes of subduing their targets
If you accept any bribes and sign the contract offered, you will be paying taxes to a criminal organization/network, times the current state and/or government taxes you already currently pay for, along with any other extra expenses that will occur if you sign the contract.
Ex: Government Taxes + Criminal Organizations Taxes = Taxes x2 or more since you will not be in control of your currency any longer.
If you do not see actual law enforcement individuals in front of your physical self, DO NOT GET ON THE GROUND! They are NOT any authority to the people outside of their trafficking homes!
Drug abuse/Addictions attracts these hostiles. They WILL psychologically trick you into subduing yourself.
Do not be fooled by their fake friendly appearances and smiles. You will be robbed!
Pay attention to your aiground horns! But do not panic!
They are NOT the government or federal agents. They are spies from criminal organizations worldwide!
If you do not believe me, then what I am speaking of may not not make any sense to you now. (Do your own research, don’t take only my word for it) But a great number of those who reads my news update will understand that we are dealing with outlaws that are mainly responsible for the random disappearances of children.
Be aware of homes with “No trespassing” signs, unusually high activity and surveillance cameras in ghetto islands.
They are not the MNDF/MPS/NASA/God/You/yourself/or anybody else you know. Even though some has defected and joined this horrific network full of criminals and pathological murderers, pretending to be friendly or family.
Global Human Trafficking Evolution
They want to ultimately farm your kids and sell them into prostitution!
Human traffickers will start a ground war to capture their victims and to keep spying on them with aircrafts.
Cyber ventriloquism/Sonar Hearing, common tactics.
This has been worsening since 2008.
The criminal agents will immediately disinform and satire this disclosure or any as if nothing was wrong or happening right now.
Educate yourselves to save yourselves! This is NOT a test from any governments within the security fields (MNDF, MPS or any other) though these organizations may or may not be involved, credible evidence is needed to prove that these organizations are apart of the worlds most inhumane experiments utilizing electromagnets and radiation to subdue any man or woman.
Disinformation campaigns are set up and used by the villainous organization to keep the public from knowing about their “spying” on various individuals around the world and from raising awareness on their secret experiment using electromagnets and a machine that rewrites the brain in a flash.
The threat mimics medical conditions to stay hidden. Very heavy human/sex trafficking organization and operations getting worse everyday.
This is NOT a special or a unique opportunity for anyone, do not fall for this! You will be chipped, trapped, and abused inhumanly like a wild animal.
They also possess disinformation campaign divisions made solely for the purposes of covering their trafficking and tracks.
The technologically driven human traffickers will preemptively meditate on murdering you if you do not reclaim your identity!
Do NOT surrender yourself to MDP! Traffickers are seeking your signature to lock you away inside a facility.
Do NOT play hero or games with extremists. They are studying every word, step, and actions you make. With the goal to either capture, subdue, or mind break an individual into harming theirselves and/or other’s.
The traffickers wagers that they can defect millions into trafficking the victims into their criminal networks/organization and facilities around the globe, the organization calls it “hiding bodies” utilizing the individuals past as their entire method to cause the person as much psychological harm as inhumanly possible.
Powerful electromagnetic radiation is beamed into the victims skull to send and receive data, bypassing the skull to access the brain as if it was a computer hard drive. The program is only to torture and ruin lives. If not forewarned about it, lives will be abducted, or killed secretly.
Traffickers can completely invade and compromise a person and force the victim into either surrendering theirselves to their abusers and never be seen again, or the victim is left with nothing, outstripped from jobs through 24/7 focus groups to psych a person out of a job and attempt to have their victims deconstruct theirselves and others around.
This is an everyday 24/7 torture system designed to traffick, kill, torture, and molest an individual.The traffickers breed with their brothers, sisters and other blood related individuals for experimental and pedophila is a major part of their cult, DO NOT BE FOOLED!
PEDOPHILIA, TORTURE, NECROPHILIA, RAPE! These are four pillars of the Most Demonic Perverts.
Silent/Covert inbreds are waging war against innocents
All out war with mankind on one side and Most Demonic Perverts on the other.
Hostiles are taking hostages secretly through aggression and various fear tactics. MDP terrorists can cut breathing with their weapons.
Love your spouses and who you are and they may spare you by moving on to someone else.
Protect yourselves with neodymium magnets!! Protect your brain with magnets! Hover the magnets over your head.
(This is NOT fake news, we have been compromised, completely and utterly compromised!)
DO NOT GO!!! There is nothing there that will benefit you!
MDP preys on any vulnerabilities that a human possess. Stay strong to those that are affected, investigations are becoming more widespread
They entrap individuals for experimental purposes in a room with 1 bathroom and 40+ prostitutes and drug addicts, and other mentally ill criminals who enjoys their jobs in systematically destroying human lives in the most inhuman and extreme ways.
They are lead by drag queen homosexuals with a goal to create slaves by converting them into homosexuals, making it easier to control individuals.
They also have these systematic gay orgies where they abuse a plethora of drugs (crack, meth, cocaine, scopolamine, etc) before severely abusing and raping a singular victim inhumanly. The victims were once a targeted individual before they gave up and accepted becoming a sacrifice for MDP.
If you are a new victim of these crimes, do as much research as possible and disclose, disclose, disclose. DO NOT MOVE TO VOICES THAT ARE NOT AROUND YOU!
Schizophrenia is NOT the reason due to the lack of evidence, proving that schizophrenia does not exist. Do not keep silent for this horrendous criminal network! They are all traffickers and they kill in the most inhumane way and call it their “fun”.
TLDR: MDP is a nefarious organization of drugged up lunatics. The are traffickers and are replicating theirselves to be your spouse, military officials, or any government identity to force and fool any person into trafficking theirselves into a criminal network through endless gaslighting through megaphone like devices that targets one individual at a time and projects their voices bypassing their targets auditory cortex. Once the drone targets a person, they stay on that person 24/7 everyday. If you are instructed to move to Winnipeg Canada or anywhere for bribes, sexual favors, money, and/or free housing through any means of transportation, Do Not Go! You are a victim of a class action crime that has gone out of hand. Do NOT give these criminals anymore power by giving yourself up to them. You did not win anything and being targeted by these drones means that they chose you to either traffick or to be murdered covertly using drones with electromagnetic weapons attachments and technology which allows sonic hearing that the MDP criminal organization network uses to communicate directly to one another without needing to use a phone. Captured victims are forced into unpaid labor and forced prostitution. The targeted victim will be missing and stored away within one of their run down homes/facilities, unable to escape or leave. The handlers forces their new members into various ritualistic initiations cycles within their cultist group kneel, to sniff up drugs.
Once captured, they immediately commence their routines of total control and exploitation of the fully captured person. The victims are broken down to less than nothing due to repeated rape and abuse sequences. Felons within the MDP organization are to either traffick or murder a victim because their data brokers does not want to exposed and has paid a great sum of currency to illegally purchase the personal records of their targets and to send a weaponized drone to the illegally purchased individual, equipped with biohacking weapons to break down their targets into trafficking themselves, committing suicide or murdering others. They run criminal schools/organizations that breeds more human traffickers and prostitutes into the public. They Will Say Anything to Force You to move!
“We need you!” “We love you, Move!” “We want to lust your body.”
They work on every emotion within their targets brain and force the individual either into a blind rage or to try to confuse the person with their own emotions through a series of gaslighting and abuse, into moving their targets to them (I can not stress this enough, do not let them force you into trafficking yourself.
The felons also pretend to be some type of close friend to their victims in order to keep control over them. They are fully trained and prepared personally to place severe torture on one individual (they pair up and gang up on one individual at a time and “jumps” said victim. They act like grade school kids, but that’s due to the heavy influence of their handlers, crack and cocaine that has degenerated them. They also are heavily involved in the drug/prostitution ring where everyone gets raped and are all under heavy mind control from a cocktail of different drugs including cocaine.
The felons has their victims set up as empty puppets who are under complete control. The victims now turned felons/rapists/addicts are raised specifically to absorb abuse, while abusing drugs to remain numb during their operations, scopolamine, crack and cocaine to remain numb to any words from their victims.
They train individuals this way so they can deal more damage than receive it during their illegal operations. They are completely separate from reality and are all under one criminal control.
They are aware of people resisting and they promise to do everything to try to force their targets into submitting to their handlers. Warning! These Malicious Drone Operators WILL Say ANYTHING to force a person to move!
The terrorists all have their handlers speaking directly into their ears during their operations to murder or capture the innocent, giving them orders on their scripts made to place torture and destroy random individuals, innocent or not.
They tend to target the innocents more since these felons find it more satisfying to rape, brainwash, and intoxicate the innocent heavily until the innocent is completely empty. As soon as as they’re successful, they turn the captured individuals into drug addicts, whores, and forced laborers, working for gift cards and sexual/party favors.
They will always refuse to leave their targets unless the person gives in and moves to them. Or if the victim gathers any evidence leading to the arrest and shutdown of MDP
To the many different individuals that takes the time to read this, I am taking the time and energy out of my life to warn everyone about a massive data breach that has occurred and that is endangering many lives, including my own at this very point in time.
This type of data breach is the very worst of its kind. Before, the biggest threat was internet crimes, malware, and viruses that may have affected your assets if you were to click the wrong link. Now your actual physical being is at risk by MDP data brokers who are currently funding these criminal networks and are providing illegally purchased records of random individuals around the world.
Now, the MDP criminals today have gone above and beyond the internet and are sending drones with biohacking technologies attachments to random individuals. These weapon attachments magnetizes to specific muscles within the human anatomy of the hijackers choosing. This allows the hijacker to manipulate small muscle tissues within the human body such as rotating an individuals eyes at the hijackers will to keep their victims sleep deprived. They focus on the genitals primarily to exploit the human desire to make love with another individual through the manipulation of their genitals such methods, human traffickers and terrorist organizations are now utilizing these magnetic weapons attached to drones to lock a persons own body up for ransom which could be assets, or force you to sell your body into slavery.
They offer the remote of the victims body, to the victims they use to manipulate certain muscles and veins in the body in exchange for the capture of the victims body.
MDP human traffickers have evolved from footwork to airborne to stay covert. Hiding behind custom biohacking drones ordered online and through various other biohacking black market trades.
“Voices in the head” has been declassified and debunked as electronic biohacking through electromagnets, radiation, drones and neurophones funded and powered by criminal Fusion Centers, MDP who fund radical extremists and terrorists around the world. This was thought out to be a medical condition that is often confused with schizophrenia or another mental illness. But I challenged the theory and discovered that the public has been heavily misinformed.
If a person never had a history with voices in their head that were not of their own voices, and they have proof of their attackers transmitting these frequencies, how could it be a medical condition if the person has evidence of the voices being transmitted directly to his/her skull? So, not only the voices are there, they are also instructing people to either murder, rape, or traffick themselves to one of the many fusion centers, human/sex trafficking homes within undisclosed locations, “ghettos”, and divisions that could be in any closed off homes, (homes with unusually active activities) so they could focus and convert their captives through a series of abuse and ritualistic routines 24/7 everyday.
They force the individual to impregnate one of their paid prostitutes that are doppelgängers to their targets. They do this to raise another human into being another drug addict/trafficker, born and raised into the criminal network so it’ll appear more natural to kill, traffick and brainwash victims.
The MDP pretend to be on the victims side, but they really are not. They all have an illegal drill instructor that only teaches the trafficked “warloot” abuse, rape, and how to torture.

how the hell is one supposed to extract ephedrine from bronkaid tablets with ephedrine base being so damn inconveniently soluble in water? (btw ephedrine in bronkaid is the sulfate incase anyone didn’t know)
“Ephedrine hydrochloride: Freely sol in water; sol in alcohol. Practically insol in ether (Merck Index, 13th ed). Soluble 1 in 3 to 1 in 4 of water and 1 in 7 to 1 in 14 of ethanol; very slightly soluble in chloroform, practically insoluble in ether (Clarke's Analysis of Drugs and Poisons, 3rd ed).
Ephedrine sulfate: Freely sol in water, sparingly sol in alcohol (Merck). Soluble 1 in 1.3 of water and 1 in 90 of ethanol (Clarke).
Ephedrine base, hemihydrate: Sol in water, alcohol, chloroform, ether (Merck). Soluble 1 in 20 of water and 1 in less than 1 of ethanol; soluble in chloroform with turbidity owing to separation of water; soluble in ether (Clarke).
Ephedrine base, anhydrous: Soluble 1 in 20 of water; very soluble in ethanol; soluble in chloroform; freely soluble in ether (Clarke).”

Things have been very busy at my non-medical assisted living for TBI.. so this is a tad late.
I will make this brief, and follow up later with a review much larger I am still editiing.
I need to make the reminder that due to TBI, things like narcolepsy, GAD, SAD, PTSD many more are severely different in my brain vs someone that has the same problems. I do not produce natural GABA nor do I produce melatonin naturally in the brain. This leads to having to use bigger doses than the usual dosage range.
ALSO: AS A REMINDER ANY AILMENTS THESE PRODUCTS HAVE FOR ME MEDICALLY, AND THE PRODUCT ITSELF.. IS NOT FDA-BACKED NOR APPROVED
TS-3 is an oddball. It is rated the same as ME-55 and UC in terms of it's strength. Now, if you were to ask me - I would rate it just above and below ET2. The color of the extract, powder, is nearly the same as ET2 when UC and ME-55 were drastically darker. I am going to have to re-visit ME-55 as I know they're working on it's issues, but as a quickly growing favorite I need to be honest about it.
So for TS-3, as mentioned in terms of effects on their chart.. they're not making that up. I notice far less euphoria and anxiety reduction while at the same time instead, as there is some of that, as they describe... the focus is intense. I am able to sit down, write out other reviews for other vendors of different products - it's the only Kanna from them I am able to play Call of Duty on without being distracted or getting up and doing something else.
It terms of potency, as stated, I would rate it above UC and ME, and I personally think they got it wrong on their website - that's just my opinion, as any reviewer or reader of them knows... YMMV.
It is very strong for what it does. I find myself sometimes during my 2nd of 3 doses per day, as stated due to my TBI - I do use and need more than others, however I do find myself taking a dose of ET2 and mixing it with TS-3 to produce a much different effect. Now, due to it's nature - it is not my favorite, nor is it my least favorite - but I only use it in the afternoon when narcolepsy kicks in. Again, nothing I say regarding any medical symptoms AS ALWAYS - is not backed by the FDA. Which brings me to another point. Zembrin IS FDA backed and is a form of Kanna extract that is commonly used for depression, and some of the same symptoms I have and Kanna does a great job with helping.
The powder again, just as white and fluffy as ET2 - slightly darker, but then again I have one eye lol. Writing this out is nearly impossible with Kanna as I said - commonly get distracted, however the "Focus" profile on their website is 100% legit. It does have its euphoria, however focus really is its main goal, and that is great. I recently was able to from head to toe clean my room and carpet, while re-arranging as I have a 65lb tv from FreeTelly being delivered. The date keeps getting pushed - but I was able to be better prepared. I have a small short on you tube telling of how Kanna made that possible but that was ET2 combined with a small amount of TS-3 to keep me focused. I was able to move furniture and bring in new furniture, rearrange my room - as OCD runs deep with TBI, and the TS-3 focus REALLY brings that out while at the same time allowing me to concentrate 100% better while I change things up, make sure things like decorations or furniture is completely aligned perfectly. So with OCD - this sorta brings it out - but I can be compulsive and accurate with what I am doing, instead of just being compulsive. This really stands out - as it does help me focus through that and am able to get things done right, or perfect in my head. And the video I made of the ET2 mix shows greatly how well and organized things in my area are BECAUSE of the mix
Another win from Ultrakanna. Again however I would definately raise it above ME and UC, as ME-55 what I have left - which isnt much from one gram, however they had an issue with mesmbrone content on it leading it to clump up. Thankfully - TS-3 helped me gut the container out, PERFECTLY with OCD, and though it's not supposed to remain in open air, I have no lid for my extra container that it would have been great in. Even though humidity does make it clump, It does not lose its potency. That revisted review will be next, but for TS-3 I have way more to say, however nobody on this subreddit seems to care for long reviews. TS-3 has helped me with focusing on the new community forum dedicated to natural things quite a bit - and its launch date is coming very soon, where long reviews WILL be encouraged and those who troll and say things like "youre on meth" will be banned on the spot lol. I have quite a few friends that will be administrators as we grew up doing web-design as that was my minor, and major was pharmacology. Even in hard times I was able to obtain not only my GED, but an assosciates in those two. Or basically two years of higher education in those areas before I was hit by a car as a pedestrian.
More on TS-3 to come, but I had free time for once and wanted to say something - as this was way late.
You cannot go wrong with Ultrakanna.
EDIT: my personal mix of ET2 and TS-3 for a great euphoric driven focus! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MesuIpb1ajg

DAY: MAY 7 2024
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This is not finished and is written out of order so I may write part one one day and part two another they are ment to have diffrent style and be a bit bad.
Old Testiment as Written By Sir Eddie Murphy
Genesis
With his hands and ass cheeks he created our universe and infused it with life. He did this after he had one too many chicken Alfredos; the rupture caused him to poop with such force it caused a bang. A big bang. The bang caused earth to form. At this time it was just an empty wasteland with no life. However shrek with his omnibevelence wiped his ass with earth after the great shart. This invigorated the earth with things such as the grass and dirt we stand on and the cow birds and Mexicans we see. Shrek saw the earth and saw it was good. He named it the great onion in the sky. Finally Shrek created the things that mortal men can not see. Feelings. Hunger and thirst among other things. The reason shrek created hunger and feelings of sadness is that he new with his omniscience that they would lead to the creation of the chicken Alfredos form before. With this shrek created death as all must have an opposite and death is the unlucky opposite of life. This pained shrek to see his beloved creatures die so he created an afterlife so great and unfathomable that no mortal human could understand. This was named the great Taco Bell beyond the sky. With this creation he came down to the earth and formed the only country's the UK, Beeston, Spain, Saudi Arabia, Bramley and Australia however that has now been destroyed.
Early workings
After shrek made the world and lit it up with the stars in the night sky. He made the first human a man of pure faith and love for all who love shrek. Butter pants. Butter pants was sent down to watch the inhabitants and what they do, for shrek gave them free will. Butter pants became restless however after some time and so was given from shrek a wife and here was the first woman. Lois Griffin. They spent thier days with shrek on earth. Playing, telling stories and overall living a carefree life. After some time butter pants and lois griffin had kids. Three children Bob sob and George and in thier childhood they lived much the same as their perants. However, when they grew up they began to become more restless. Arguments rose and fell quickly like sparks. The three boys began to despise not just each other but thier family and shrek. This lead to the three boys leaving shrek to live somewhere else they all set off alone in diffrent directions. After many more years of distance to shrek the three boys began to forget. Not thier anger towards each other, although the argument that started had been lost, but their love for shrek. However one day one of the three boys sob discided to meet again with shrek for a request. "Lord please give me mercy for I beg of you a wife or a child". The Lord forgave sob and bestowed on him a child. The best ever seen. Three years past and the child named Mr bean was showing incredible intelligence and was growing quickly and nicely. Sob had now reconciled with lois and butter pants and they lived happily with each other. But the other boys became jealous and planned to kill Mr bean at night. Late one night they set thier plan into action and when all were asleep they suffocated the child without a sound. However with some sixth sense butter pants woke up and ran into the room to see his beloved dead. Feelings of anger, hate, sadness and distress fell over him like a great weight. He screamed and shouted at the boys and them tried to get his revenge. And after a while of fighting sob killed George. Shrek awoke along with lois griffin and he stormed into the room. "What have you done you animals" shrek screamed the boys did nothing for they saw the power of shrek never seen by man. "You live a life without me and you murder directly going against my will. For this you shall be punished as one of the weak in the world already unforgiven as blind mice together with the lost George. I leave you now for I never knew you".
The the aftermath
Shrek sent down along with lois and butter pants many men and woman to earth and split them out across the lands. Story's of shrek were told but they were eventually lost or warped beyond repair. Many generation came and when developing with the lost power of shrek. Because of this lost power they now fought with new pains. However shrek still loved humanity. The three blind mice lived as a testament to shreks wrath although they were seen as a legend and two the human eye seen as just mice.
To worship shrek
Shrek must be worshiped in a shrek church (an onion shaped dome to signify the warm and layers shrek brings to us) and do the Thug Shake. Hymns can also be sung like All Star. The shrek community needs to look after one another and this goes for humanity as a whole. The shrek onion is not only a place of worship but a place of giving.
The nature of shrek
Shrek is all powerful and all knowing he sees all that has happened all that is happening and all that will happen. Shrek does not have an age. He is master of all. There before the first silence was broken. He loves all who belive in him. I bear witness their is no God But Shrek.
La historia del pus en las botas
Un momento concreto en el que Eddie estaba difundiendo la buena palabra de shrek en España. Se encontró con un gato solitario; Eddie se apiadó del gato y recordó sus viejos tiempos como un burro normal. Eddie decidió acoger al gato como propio. Durante muchos años entrenó al gato llamándolo pus. El gato dominaba el cuchillo y luchaba contra los criminales de su ciudad. Pus oró para Shrek todos los días y con la ayuda de Eddie abrió un jardín público de cebollas para que la gente comiera y donara. Un día, por gracia de Shrek, le regalaron botas y lo consideraron pus en las botas.
This next segment was made by chatgpt
Title: "The Gingerbread Guardian"
In the quaint village of Sugarlandia, where the scent of freshly baked cookies filled the air, there lived a humble baker named Mrs. Butterbuns. Known far and wide for her delectable treats, Mrs. Butterbuns had a secret ingredient that gave her creations a magical touch: a pinch of stardust harvested from the heavens above. One crisp autumn day, as Mrs. Butterbuns was preparing her famous gingerbread cookies for the annual Harvest Festival, something extraordinary happened. As she sprinkled the stardust into the dough, a tiny spark ignited, and from the oven emerged a gingerbread man unlike any other. With a mischievous grin and a twinkle in his eye, the Gingerbread Guardian came to life, imbued with the wisdom of the stars and a mission to protect the village from harm. As word of the miraculous cookie spread, so too did the tale of the Gingerbread Guardian. Children gathered round to hear stories of his daring adventures, from foiling the plans of the mischievous Candy Bandits to rescuing lost kittens from the treacherous Toffee Swamp. But amidst the laughter and joy, a shadow loomed on the horizon. The wicked Witch of the Wastelands, jealous of the village's prosperity, devised a dastardly scheme to steal the magical stardust for herself. With her army of sugary minions, the witch launched an assault on Sugarlandia, intent on capturing the Gingerbread Guardian and seizing control of his celestial powers. But the people of Sugarlandia refused to surrender without a fight. Armed with rolling pins and cookie cutters, they rallied to the defense of their beloved guardian, standing shoulder to shoulder against the encroaching darkness. In the epic battle that ensued, sugar flew and frosting splattered as the forces of good and evil clashed in a showdown of epic proportions. With courage and determination, the Gingerbread Guardian led the charge, his gingerbread heart ablaze with the fire of righteousness. In the end, it was not brute strength or magic that prevailed, but the power of friendship and unity. Together, the villagers and their guardian vanquished the witch and her minions, restoring peace and harmony to Sugarlandia once more. And so, the legend of the Gingerbread Guardian lived on, a sweet reminder that even the smallest among us can make a difference in the world, one sprinkle of stardust at a time.
The beginning of the shrek religion
For thousands of years shrek kept silent on his existence. Watching over the earth not interfering with anything. This was to wait for the perfect moment when humanity was ready. This fist contact happened happened to Eddie Murphy. Eddie was a poor donkey just like any other. He waited for nothing wandering like a lost soul. He lived on a farm with an farmer however they was not treated equally. Eddie lived outside with no shelter eating grass. While the farmer ate grand feists with his family. Shrek did not like this shrek loved donkey can couldn't sand to see them be treated in such a way. So one day shrek, for the first time ever, came down to Eddie and gave him knowledge, knowledge that no mortal had had to this point. The knowledge to save humanity. With this gift shrek also granted Eddie with the gift of speech. With the help of shrek Eddie managed to jump the fence leading to his freedom from the farmer and into the town square. Their he shouted with glee that he had seen God. "Shrek" "shrek" "that is his name" the people in the town were confused and in awe of seeing a talking donkey. But then from the sky out dropped a seed that dropped next to Eddie's feet. Eddie shouted with all his might "plant this seed as it is the seed of shrek". One of the humans stepped up to pick up thr seed and planted it for Eddie. And when asked his name he said proudly "Farquad". But then from the ground sprouted a large white onion. Eddie raised his voice again "spread the word of shrek as I will. I hope to see you all in the kingdom of shrek." From thier Eddie set off on a voyage to spread the good word of shrek and farquad was appointed leader of the village.
The fall of lord farquad
Under the rule of farquad the village grew quickly. Many people came from around the world to see the great onion. They built holy places to shrek to worship him around the globe. However as the years past religion became less important and lord farquad became more greedy untill life for the people became worse while farquad lived a lavish life forgetting his Shrek given purpose. Until one day Eddie came back to see what had happened to the village. He was shocked to see little to nobody worshiping shrek. They were too busy being over worked by farquad. It seemed like their was nothing Eddie could do so he did what he always did in times of need. Pray. And shrek answered. From the heavens he brought Butter pants. Together with Eddie they came up with a plan to over take lord farquad. Under the blanket of night the three suck into the Palace of lord farquad and into his bedroom. "What are you doing here donkey" lord farquad said "What have you done too the holy land Eddie retorted "What I needed too" shouted lord farquad. But then from the shadows butter pants appeared. "Do the roar" he said. Lord Farquad looked confused. "Do the roar" he repeated many more times untill the annoyance reached its peak. "Shut up" farquad screamed. Farquad had to stop the noise. Somehow and the only way he knew was to jump. "Do the roar" was repeated many more times untill lord farquad had enough and shouted 'ill jump if you don't shut up". The last thing lord farquad heard before he jumped was "Do the roar". The village for years to come became a holy land for all.
The afterlife
Years had past. Eddie was now far from his foal days. He now lived his days in a bed each day shorter of breath and one day closer to death. Untill one day he died with his pussy beside him he prayed. The pain of his heart soon relived and he was sent to the great Taco Bell beyond the sky. There he met shrek. "Sup I'm god" shrek said eating his 4th chalupa that day. Eddie looked around at the Taco Bell. It was all onions. Shrek finished his chalupa and said "Eddie Murphy you are my most trusted. When I one day come down to humanity come with me you are my protector". Eddie left to see what the afterlife offered but their was so much so many layers to go. He met Danny devio. No I will not explain further. Its an after life joke you non afterlife people wouldn't understand.
Pus post Eddie's death
Seeing the death of his parental figure broke pus. However though the clouds he saw shrek who comforted pus during these times. Throughout the day he stopped crime however at night he stayed at the milk bar to the early hours of the morning this behaviour culminated during a night like any other when he was kidnapped. Hours went by in the carriage when pus was finally unmasked. Lord Farquad stood in front of him. Pus had heard stories of farquad and how he died so how could he be here. Pus didn't know all he did know was that he needed to finnish farquad once and for all. Pus thought though all off lord farquads monologue and then remembered. Chalupa. With the chalupa he ate hours ago still in his belly he let rip a fart so loud it could be heard in the great Taco Bell beyond the sky. This riped out his shackles and laughed him straight to farquad. The guards were none the wiser when he snuck behind farquad and pulled his pants down causing farquad to die of embarrassment and crush pus. This act sent pus to the after life wear he met shrek.
The fight of humpty dumpty and butter pants
マスターハンプティダンプティの戦い バターパンツが刀を振り上げた。 「咆哮をやれ」。ハンプティはバターパンツに飽きていて、決闘で彼と1対1を望んでいた。しかし、突然武装を解除されたハンプティーダンプティーに向かって突進したとき、バターパンツにはシュレックとアニメの力が味方していた。 「咆哮するか？」。彼はこれを止められず、何とかこの状況から抜け出す方法を考えなければなりませんでした。そう、彼の天才的な計画は、シュレックの助けなしには誰も思いつきませんでした。それで彼は計画を実行し、ハンプティーダンプティーにぶつかっただけで死んでしまいました。彼は卵であり、したがって非常に弱いからです。
Humpty dumptys return
جلس هامبتي دمبتي على جدار أحد المتاجر وألقى باللوم في إصاباته على السقوط الكبير. كانت ليلة عربية باردة حيث جلس هامبتي دمبتي على جمله في أقصى الصحراء حيث زرع الحبة السحرية. كان يعلم الآن أن بوس وإيدي ماتا ويمكنه العودة.
Ingredients to shrek brownies
You likely already have the ingredients you'll need for these easy brownies on hand:
· Sugar: These easy brownies start with two cups of white sugar. · Flour: All-purpose flour creates structure in the batter. · Butter: Two sticks of melted butter give the brownies moisture and richness. · Eggs: Eggs lend even more moisture. Plus, they help bind the batter together. · Cocoa powder: Of course, you'll need cocoa powder for chocolate brownies! · Vanilla: Vanilla extract enhances the overall flavor of the brownies. · Baking powder: Baking powder acts as a leavener, which means it helps the brownies rise. · Salt: A pinch of salt enhances the flavors of the other ingredients. · Walnuts: Nuts are optional, of course, but they add a welcome crunch.
Shrek orders at Wendy's
"Hello can I please get a baconator with large fries and a coke" he said burping mid way through. "Would you like to make that a meal said the drive through worker. "Yes" So that day shrek got a baconator with large fries and a. Wait they forgot his coke. Shrek was mad however as he is an omnibevelent God he only destroyed the entire country the Wendy's was on. The country was Australia so if you hear anyone say anything about Australia it is your duty to slap them and say shrek got rid of Australia. So moral of the story is. I don't know actually know ummmmm don't forget your coke.
The poem of shrek
Shrek is the one he is our call For he is my love and my soul He is the light to my darkness And the darkness to my light He will bring the world to an end Shrek is love shrek is life
Breaking shrek
"Eddie Murphy we need to cook" said shrek "Yo Mr shrek like zoinks scoob we need lots of meth" shouted Eddie. So for the rest of the day they cooked meth untill the evil hank shrader from the hit TV show Breaking bad showed up "Stop cooking drugs it's bad" "No" said shrek "OK" They lived out the rest off thier days cooking meth and lived happily ever after.
All star
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed ♪ She was lookin’ kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb ♪ In the shape of an "L" on her forehead ♪ The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ ♪ Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin’ ♪ Didn’t make sense not to live for fun ♪ Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb ♪ So much to do ♪ So much to see ♪ So what’s wrong with takin’ the backstreets ♪ You’ll never know if you don’t go ♪ You’ll never shine if you don’t glow ♪ Hey, now ♪ You’re an all-star ♪ Get your game on, go play ♪ Hey, now, you’re a rock star ♪ Get the show on, get paid ♪ And all that glitters is gold ♪ Only shootin’ stars break the mold ♪ It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder ♪ You’re bundled up now but wait till you get older ♪ But the meteor men beg to differ ♪ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture ♪ The ice we skate is gettin’ pretty thin ♪ The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on fire ♪ How ‘bout yours ♪ That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored ♪ Hey now you’re an all-star [shouting] [singing] ♪ Get your game on, go play ♪ Hey, now, you’re a rock star ♪ Get the show on, get paid ♪ And all that glitters is gold ♪ Only shootin’ stars break the mold ♪
Shrek gets added to fortnite
Once upon a time shrek got added to fortnite with the Eddie Murphy backbling and onion glider. "Hello shrek welcome to fortnite" said Peter Griffin hitting a devious griddy. Tehetehe Shrek went on to get the victory Royal with goku lady gaga and bender form futerama.
Got a random guy to write this
Imagine Shrek traveling back in time and encountering a younger version of his great grandfather, Baby Gronk, in the present day. Baby Gronk might be a mischievous but endearing character, possibly with some ogre-like tendencies but in a smaller form. Shrek, with his big heart and sometimes gruff exterior, might find a kindred spirit in Baby Gronk. They could bond over shared family traits, like a love for swampy homes or a penchant for unexpected adventures. It could be a heartwarming story of family connection across generations, showing that even though times and appearances change, some things, like family bonds, remain constant. How does that sound.Part 2 of the shrek Bible as Written By Sir Eddie
The accention
A fine wonderful and enfactuating light pierced though the clouds and sky and down came from the great tacobell on the sky came down shrek. He sat on a great cloud; adorned in a great silk and angel made cloak. All stared at his glory. His figure was surrounded by a radiance he was like the sun all revolved around this moment. The angles followed. They were great celestial being clad in amour and swords but today they lay in modest and with instruments they played a inimagineable song that engrossed all listeners into a trance. Following next was Sir Eddie Murphy now raised from the dead with Pus and the original man Butter Pants. They wore astral clothes as they walked down to earth by seemingly walking on the air. Soon the four Shrek, Pus, Eddie and Butter Pants were on the ground and stood at a market stall. Shrek stood on a box and began to project his voice. "From now untill I die in this mortal form I am all God and all man. I will now see the true life of my most beloved your eyes". All stood in disbelief for thier saviour had come and with that speach shrek became far less intimating his astral light faded. However he still sat in his green ogre form. Shrek ascended down to the UK to begin but shrek new he must go on a voyage across the lands to spread the word of his arrival but he had to get ready. In the oncoming days shrek conversed with the people of the town and finding lay of the land. He mapped out hid journey and the stops he would have to make for food, water or rest and how he play to make it in the elements. However one day he was invited to talk with head of the village. "Shrek" he said in a light tone "it has come to my attention that you plan on leaving the town soon" "Yes that is correct my son" said shrek "There is something that I want you to have" said the head. "A shortsword, it was forged many years ago b- "My son my voyage is of peace and love for one another not a conquest it will not be needed in any extreme case but thank you my lord however I am greatful for your offer". Days more passed when shrek set out quickly and quietly under the setting sun so not to be seen and made a great fuss however he left a note in the home he was staying in giving them the information they needed but by then he would be far gone.
The journey to Beeston
Shrek walked happily and care free for some time untill he came to the beginning of a forest. The trees were tall and imposing and it was as if the branches were pointing at him to leave like a warning. At this time the sun was beginning to set and the night was dark. Going around would surely add time to his journey and eat into his food and water supply and so would waiting outside for daytime. Shrek had thought about this before setting out about a week prior and had deicided to enter the forest however now as it towerd over him he felt true fear. Shrek thought for a while as the sun fully set and the moon took its place and finally stepped his foot into the forest. As he walked foreboding stalked him and shrek could get no peace; he would look around for danger but the darkness And the fog clouded his vision. He could bearly see the hands infront of him. But after some miles his body caved and he set camp for the night. His legs ached and his body shaked the warmth of his sleeping bag couldn't satisfy the sharp coolness he felt. Shrek fell asleep that night cold and wet wishing he was home but he knew he needed to do this for humanity. Fragments of light broke though the shaded trees although the forest was cold as most light couldn't get though. The fog was still about him but was lessened from the night before. The air was sharp and shreks fear palpable. He still felt if the tree or something else that lurked in the shadows was watching him and judging his and getting ready to make thier move. As sheek got further into the forest the path became unclear and the sound of crows circling him above the clouds louder. Shrek sense of direction was now lost as they day began to come to a close. He walked around aimlessly fearful of what was lurking. One night after a full day of walking tring to find his way out he heard something. A noise, it was like a man's footstep yet quieter and seemingly shorter. Shrek came out of his sleeping bag and looked around "my child I mean no danger to you or this forest come out I wish to speak with you" shrek said with a quaking voice. The forest lay silent. Shrek looked around again when a quick pounce came from a bush and from it was a small brown haired creature wearing old fashion clothes. He lunged at shrek and held a knife to his neck he laughed spratically. "I have found you" he whispered into shreks ear. Shrek pushed him aside and shouted "why my son must you try to pain me" "I'll make your bones into bread, I'll spead your eyes over toast, I'll make your skin into clothes. You will be the crown of my collection" he shouted laughing still uncontrollablely. "My son you must stop for this will not get you anywhere" shrek said clearly scared. "Why did you wait so long to kill me" "I like to see my victims scream, beg me for mercy promising anything to me just to see one more day" he said. "Now time for my murder wig and out from his pocket he produced a large spiked red wig before he once again lunged at shrek and this time he managed to slice his hand. Shrek screamed in pain as the sharp agony pulsed though his body. But then from his bag shrek pulled out a guitar and threw it rumplestiltskin followed it and seemingly disappeared. Finally shrek got some much needed rest although the thought of been murdered in his sleep stressed him alot. For the next couple of days in the forest shrek walked with little fear although as he got closer to his destination the land grew weirder. The trees grouped closer together and the land uneven shrek missed donkey and pus and he thought of them lots. However, the days now were getting lighter as he was almost out of the forest and into the untamed land of Beeston. That morning after waking up and after his food was becoming scarce shrek exited the forest. The land of Beeston had many abandoned buildings like jungles, road men selling drugs and stabbing people but among the chaos lay an oasis. Kyle Upton and Harry Uptons House. It sat as if a castle the only protection for shrek.
As soon as shrek stepped over the border of Beeston he was met by a road man "Yo whats your name man" said the road man "Shr-" shrek began to say "Yo man shut the fuck up nobody asked bro" the road man interrupted "you fucked me up man. I can't think get out my head man get out my head" the road man ran away holding his head screaming get out my head man. Shrek carried on his journey to the oasis for some time untill the day turned to night so shrek rested in a pub. He walked in and the stench of a sweaty 40yr gaza with a Leeds United shirt on hit him and from the cracks of his armpit and his ass cheeks float green lines of stink who sat drinking a beer. There was also a group of people sat at the far side of the bar playing a gambling game. However, among the various other people one stood out to him although he wasn't quite sure why. The man sat alone not talking away from everyone else. He sat with a tin of beans that he was slowly eating. Shrek thought he could see the man staring at him as if examining him. However, shrek could not get a good idea of the man's face as he wore a hat and he mostly had his head down eating his beans. For a while shrek forgot his worrys in the bar talking with locals sharing story's. He found out the little monster he saw in the forest had been troubling the town for a while and that they hoped that he was now gone for good. But after many hours of conversation shrek decided to get a room and set off in the morning. Shrek awoke with a blur but as his eyes adjusted to his surroundings he above him a dark shadow yet it had a form like a man. The shadow drew its sword before shrek could react and it stabbed him in the heart before shrek awoke in a cold sweat. It was a dream. He sat up in his bed as his eyes adjusted to the darkness but after one or two minutes shrek felt as if a dark figure passed the window of the room. Shreks room was at the top part of the bar it was not a terrible room small but cosy. He looked around desperately and quickly looking for an answer when another shadow passed the window this time shrek got a better look at it. It was large and dark it wore a tattered cloak and had a sword sheaved under it. The same one from the dream. An then suddenly a loud knock came from the door. Shrek cowered in his bed frozen when the door swung open and in came the a man. The man shut the door and blocked it he was panting as if he was running or if he was in grave danger. Now shrek could get a better idea of who the man was he now realised that it was the man from before who was watching him carefully. "What do you want from me shrek cried "I'm here to help you shrek word of your journey has spead and many people are not welcoming of you". "I'm not quite sure who those shadows are but I know they want you dead and they will stop at nothing untill thier task is complete". "What are we to do" said shrek now sat on his bed on high alert. "We must go to Kyle and Harry they may know more on these creatures of the night and in their home we are safe" Whispered the man when another knock came to the door before the started to barge the door. "Come, the door is not verry strong and my defence won't last long" the man opened the window and threw a rope down tieing one end to the bed. They both climbed down the rope and then onto the man's horse. "Thank you" said shrek pausing to say his name "my name is Joe Webster" pleasure to serve you shrek. As they began to ride to the house of Kyle and Harry from the distance they could see the shadows watching them though the window of thier room.
Part 3 as Written By key whiteness of shrek decent to Earth
The expansion of the shrek religion As Written by kristianus kokaes
As the shrek religion began in the UK it quickly spread to Beeston and Bramley though the use of devout peasants moving looking for better paying jobs after the black death (1348-50). However in the 1500s came the discovery of the new world and with that opened new trade routes wear people often spread their faith to Shrek. This act spread the religion to Spain. Many years after this once the shrek religion had been woven within the culture of Spain and most of the country belived in him and built monuments in his name. Some would set out on pilgrimages from Spain to Saudi Arabia spreading thier religion further. However one country failed to see shrek as thier god. Australia. For shrek is just and omnibevelence he came to peace with this fact untill they got his Wendy's order wrong.

1. R-candy As Solid Rocket Fuel

R-candy is a general term for a type of amateur solid rocket propellant. Within rocket combustion, you'll need a thing to burn, and a thing to burn it: i.e. a fuel and an oxidizer. A solid fuel mixture is generally a homogeneous mixture of the two that is inert until ignited, usually poured as a viscous liquid at a high temperature (~500°F, depending) and left to cool to a solid at room temperature.
R-candy (or rocket candy) employs this principle by way of table sugar as the fuel and potassium nitrate [KNO_3] (a typical compound that makes up stump remover or a slightly unusual type of nitrogen fertilizer; pretty easy to find in large quantities and relatively inert. A generic odorless white powder) as the oxidizer.
In the presence of heat and an oxidizer, basically anything will burn. The potato chips do not need to be processed into sugar to be a fuel.
Cooking these compounds on a stove will melt both the sugary fuel and the potassium nitrate into a brown, peanut butter-like substance at around 400°F or so while mixing. It's a simple cooking recipe, though an accidental ignition will cause a catastrophic and unstoppable combustion reaction (think meth lab type dangerous production hazards).
When the fuel and oxidizer are melted and mixed, the thick fluid can be poured into a tube and left to solidify. When ignited, if the products of the combustion are directed by a tube and nozzle, you'll get thrust.
This isn't a particularly efficient solid propellant, but it can be surprisingly good. Think 16%-30% efficient compared to Space Shuttle SRBs.

2. Can You Extract Sugar From These Products?

Yes. It's not particularly difficult to do, especially at scale. Avi is correct in saying that you separate the water-insoluble compounds away, but the method is to dissolve the sugars in a nonpolar solvent like alcohol or methanol to separate the salt. Straining solids would be required at various points as well.
Sugar doesn't separate by density like fats do. I hoped he would come in with the o-chem knowledge, but I guess this is a chemical engineering problem.
Regardless, the sugar does not need to be pure. Anything, basically, will burn in the presence of heat and oxygen, so pureed potato chips alone could make r-candy, though the fuel to oxidizer ratio may need tweaking.

3. So Is Israel Correct That Cookies Become Rocket Fuel?

This is legitimately not the contention. It's not public precisely why particular products were banned, but often times 'potato chips' would be packed with things that were distinctly not potato chips to begin with. Certain products were easy targets to spoof deliveries of regardless of whether or not the product could be used to produce rocket fuel if what was delivered was precisely what it claimed to be (which, yes, it absolutely could).

Conclusion:

This debate is dumb on many levels.
Can potato chips be used to fuel rockets? Yes.
Is it reasonable to expect Hamas may do this? Hard to say.
Were potato chips banned because their Lays was actually HMX or RDX or even TNT and not potato chips at all? Seems classified.
Are these restrictions still in play? No, they are not

He not super interested in debate on meds in AA, I don’t think we should take what ever a Dr thinks is a good Idea nor is AA and the steps the answer for every psychological problem in the world. I’m curious about people Individual experience with ADHD meds. I have long term sobriety, Have active in AA since the 90’s about 6 years ago I started taking anti depressants.
The decision was made with a sponsor and psychiatrist. I was a low bottom drunk but high function depressive. Think guy who has everything but constant negative thinking, anger issues, not sleeping. AA got me sober and kept me alive gave me the life I never dreamed of, the steps helped me clear out some horrific things and made me functional but long term I struggled with a few issues that where resolved with therapy and small does of anti depressant.
I’m also severely ADHD, and some other learning disabilities. I’ve developed pretty good ways of managing it and work in a creative industry that people like me are a little more accepted. But I’ve gotten older I can’t work 7 days a week anymore. I’m not a young erratic person who stays up all night because they waited till minute to finish something. In the last few years I’ve had a few things go south because of it.
I’ve always considered taking ADHD meds but I know they’re pretty speedy. Ephedrine (pre crystal meth) was a part of my drug use. Honestly really the only drug I did with any consistency. My Dr thinks it’s not an issue but A lot of Dr’s dont have a complete handle on addiction issues. I take any decision about medication very seriously. I’ve seen people go out because they take meds and go out because they don’t take meds so to me it’s a place that I need to be very careful.
We agreed I’d get 10 day perscription of ritalin once a day, and the idea is to try it for a week and see how it feel about it but honestly I’m pretty nervous about it.
My sponsor knows and is ok with the plan as well but what are people experience here, is it triggering? Do you get any type of euphoria from it? Do you feel high at all? Has anyone found ADHD drugs habit forming? If you take a weekend off do you find yourself craving them?
PS I’m not asking AA’s medical opinion on the topic, this form is not an AA meeting, I'm just looking for feedback from fellow sober travelers about there experience.

Some say that Adolph Hitler had a fascination with the legend of large, hairy manlike creatures. We all know from the history channel that Hitler was fascinated with the occult, mysticism, and creating the perfect army of invincible soldiers. Of course, at that time the word “Bigfoot”, as it applies to what we know as Sasquatch, did not exist. Nonetheless, the animal existed elsewhere. Most significant for Hitler’s education was the Russian Almasty.
Hitler knew about the North American Sasquatch too, having studied Native American folklore. Mr. Hitler did more than write “Mein Kampf” while imprisoned as the result of the failed Beer Hall Putsch. In fact, he studied all folklore related to large, hairy wild men, including the Yeti, Yowie, etc...
To cut to the chase, here is what is believed to have happened under Hitler’s regime. Hitler craved control of Russia. Upon learning of the mighty Almasty, Hitler became fascinated with the idea of cloning such creatures and training them to be super soldiers. There would be no way to stop Hitler then!
However, for political reasons it would be impossible to get a team that deep into Russia to capture an Almasty. Likewise, travel to Australia and the outback would be nearly impossible. So finally, Hitler decided he would send a team to the United States to extract a Sasquatch for creation of the origin DNA for his super soldier.
Nazi teams were snuck into America via u-boats. Some of this invasion was detected. However, the true extent of the invasion went unnoticed by America. They posed as international travelers who sought to do some trophy hunting in America. They contracted with guides to travel with through the backwoods of the USA, and to learn some anecdotal evidence and clues. The Nazis turned a few of these guides with cash brought with them for the trip. They became Nazi operatives.
After their nearly 12 month expedition in the American bush, the Nazis left the United States with 3 Sasquatch: 2 adult females and 1 adolescent male. All were dead. The America guides-turned-Nazis were all dispatched prior to the end of this excursion. The specimens were successfully returned to Berlin, where they underwent intense scrutiny.
Hitler himself was so excited about this he insisted on seeing the Sasquatch bodies. It was later revealed, though, that Hitler was horrified by what he saw. He was simultaneously shocked and appalled by how ghastly and grotesque the creatures appeared. A source close to Hitler said that when he returned home that evening he sat for hours in his chair and just stared silently into the flames of his fireplace. He was wearing a look of severe grimness on his face. He took no dinner or libation that evening. Instead he sat motionless, staring into the fire and periodically saying one word: “schrecklich”.
The next day Hitler reaffirmed his desire of seeing the Sasquatch plan move forward. However, he did not want to visit the laboratory where it took place, ever again.
Fast forward many months. Hitler began to unravel. He no longer believed he needed super warriors to defeat Stalin. Instead he believed that he could just enhance his existing soldiers with meth and, you know, just go for it. Thus began the failed Operation Barbarossa, one of the greatest and most historical military miscalculations ever.
Now, it was at this point where things get really weird. The popular story is that during Hitler’s final days he, along with other important Nazis, were forced to take refuge in an underground bunker in Berlin as the Allies attacked from the west and Soviet Russia attacked from the east. However, the reality of the situation was much worse.
In those waning days of WWII in the European theater, Hitler’s scientists had a breakthrough and not only cloned several Sasquatch, but created a DNA therapy regimen which they applied to actual gorillas obtained from Africa. This caused acute and immediate mutations in the gorillas. They grew to immense proportions. About half of the specimens died from the abnormal and radical growth spurts; their tissue herniated and all their internal organs spilled from their body cavities.
However, the other half of the specimens, roughly 21 gorillas, responded well. They grew bigger and much stronger. Their eyes began to glow red. They essentially became hybrid gorilla-Sasquatch creatures. They were hideous and foul tempered. Their Nazi keepers tried to train and condition them. But it was a complete and utter failure. They harbored intense rage for all humans they had contact with. It was as if the handlers were being punished by God for attempting to pervert His master plan.
The monsters broke free from their confinement during the days leading up to the fall of Berlin. Every last human at the laboratory was brutally murdered by the beasts. The marauding band of Devil Monkeys terrorized Berlin for weeks. When the Allies’ bombs started falling, the noise just agitated the beasts more.
Word quickly got back to Hitler about these murderous monkeys. “SCHEISSA!!!”, proclaimed Hitler. Hitler remembered those malevolent looking creatures at the laboratory. He suspected that his mental collapse was initiated by what he saw there that day. Now the fruits of his nefarious ways are coming back to haunt him.
Most of the regime, even the very high-ups, were not privy to the Nazi Sasquatch project. They had no idea that such a dark plan even existed. Hitler dared not reveal it prior to completion lest they think he was mad and attempt a coup against him. Hitler knew the end was near for his regime. But for the life of him, he much preferred to die of a bullet from an Ally rifle, or even from one fired from a Mosin-Nagant, than at the hand of these monstrous beasts he had created.
Hitler ordered everyone close to him into his Berlin bunker. His contemporaries were very concerned about their Fuhrer. Why was he so despondent? Yes, they were sealed in a bunker, but they must go on and fight! At least, that is what Hitler always said. The frank truth about the matter is that Hitler’s regime started thinking that their brave Fuhrer had turned into a complete and total pussy.
Then word came to the bunker inhabitants from above. People were being murdered, ripped apart, in the streets of Berlin by monkey-like ape-beasts. When asked to describe these monsters, their above-ground contacts said “Uh, well, do you remember that Jesse Owens fella?”
The reports got worse. It seemed that the monsters had a penchant for anal rape. They would rape their victims, then kill them be ripping off their heads. Sometimes they would rip off the victims’ heads first then rape their neck holes. They had even been known to kill 5-6 victims at a time by ripping them to shreds while stuck in a rape victim, the poor fucker just dangling there on the monster’s dinosauric member while the beast kills and mauls it’s victims.
The reports were hideous and completely destroyed the morale of the bunker. Eventually the regime turned on Hitler and confronted him. “FICK DICH!!!!”, exclaimed Hitler, who then pulled out his Walther sidearm, placed the barrel to his forehead, and cocked the hammer. “Mein Fuhrer!!!!! NEIN!!!!!!!!!! Exclaimed his staff. Hitler looked at them, with tears streaming down their faces, and said what translates to: “I refuse to be fucked by a monkey!”
Hitler pulled the trigger. It was over. The war ended and the Allies collected and euthanized the remaining death monkeys. But it must be remembered that the American Sasquatch played a pivotal role in ending WWII and defeating Hitler.

“Well Sir, It wuz about 1997 I reckon and I wuz out at my still site making me sum product. I had to produce 500 gallons of hooch in jest a couple days or I wuz gonna be in sum BIG trouble. Ya see, about a week ago I wint inta town a’fore my monthly trip fo supplies. This is whin I gits my corn and sugar, and my Sudafed.”
“Well, my monthly town trip usually takes up the good part of the day. After I finish I usually go down to the local cat house to wet my noodle and then hit a local hotspot, “The Lynchin’ Tree”, fer some of the devil’s nectar and good times.”
“So on this here particular night I wuz jest a sittin’ and a drinkin’ at the bar in the “Tree”. All a sudden this here sweet little thang saddled up a’side me at da bar in one of them thar mini skertz and having one of the best “fuck me silly” looks I ever seen in her eyes. She wuz a petite little brunette with curly hair, a dark complexion, and blow job lips.”
“Now Sir, I shoulda jest turned around, got off’n my bar stool and shot sum pool er sumthin. Hell, I had already been to the cat house tonight and got my fill. I had me 3 sloots at the whore house at one time. I picked out a chank, a wetback, and a negro girl. Then we played “Slave Master and Rebellion”, which be a lil foreplayin game I went and made up. Then we all fucks each other, with strap-ons, and dildos, and wax covered axe handles. Anything and everthang goes!”
“So I got done ober at da hoe house a lil late tonight. Ya see, tonight thangs got a little too wild. After the help cleaned up all the blood and jizz soaked sheets, shit covered walls, and the purple dildo stuck in the wall, they found that thar little chink girl dead. I don’t know what happened to ‘er. It must of jest been her time, I reckon. Clearly it wuz natural causes. But I had to help the house clean up the mess.”
“Ya see, this here little ching-chong girl wuz imported. She wuz recruited from over seas to be in the Jizz-Biz. But don’t gits the wrong idea about Old Roy. I ain’t no pervert. I always makes sure they of legal age a’fer I violates them. You can tell by countin the rings inside thar vaginas. Remember: Less than 5 and yer gettin’ life; 6 or more and ya bang dat whore!”
“Now, this here weak-Constitutioned chinky chick wuz a’gonna be a problem fer the house because she wuz leased out to ‘em, ya know what I mean? She was owned by one of them thar sex trafficking cartels, and the house wuz gonna have to pay dearly fer losin’ cartel proppitty.”
“Now Old Roy is one of them thar ‘always thinkin on his feet’ kind of fellers. I knew the house wuz going to be right pissed off about this. If they didn’t kilt me, then the sex trafficking cartel would. So while all eyes were on the dead chink’s contorted body, I dived out the winder and ran fer it.”
“Of course, I shoulda high-tailed it back home to Sasquatch Hollar. But I really wanted that drink at ‘The Lynchin’ Tree’ a’fer I wint home. Plus, I had an appointment to meet with my H dealer, Old Wild Bill from Thomasville. We wuz gonna transact sum biznez then have us a friendly game of pool. So I decided to take me one of them thar calculated risks and head on over to the ‘Tree’.”
“Now, back to where I wuz. I wuz sittin at the bar when this hot little thang with the “fuck me silly” eyes and the “bend me over right here” mini skert sat down beside me. I knew she wuz trouble when I noticed the knife scar on her right cheek. Nonetheless, when my old hawg laig smells him sum good old pussy, he takes over as captain of the ship.”
“Well, to cut to the chase, about 10 minutes later I had this black-haired beauty bent over the toilet in the men’s room as I plowed her from behind. Then I thought, ‘fuck it, I ain’t a never gonna see this bitch again.’ Then I pulled out and planted my cock right up her colon. She gasped and lunged to one side. This caused her to get out of balance. The next thang I knew, I heard a great big old “THUNK!!!” “SPLASH!!!” Turns out she went head first right into the toilet!”
“Being the gentleman I is, I slowed down my pumpin jest a bit and asked ‘Is you ok, bitch?’ There wuz no answer. ‘Uh oh!’ I thought. I squinted my eyes and looked at the toilet. It wuz undoubtedly covered in a shiny red liquid. ‘Oh shit’, I thought. The first thang to shoot inta my mind wuz that I better bring this little romantic liaison to a conclusion. So I started a’pumpin’ and a’thumpin that ass double time, before that thar rigor mortis sets in.”
“Then ‘BOOM!’.... I deposited my seed. As I composed myself, I looked down at her head in the toilet bowel. It is a shame this poor girl had to go this way. I started to feel a twinge of regret now fer not flushin’ the toilet after I took that dump. It is a god-awful mess in thar! But little did I know in that brief moment that things were abouts to get much worse!”
“Alla sudden the door busts open. And when I say busts open, I mean it shattered inta pieces!! 2 big assed, swarthy Arab lookin gorillas barged in, punched me right in my face, then dragged me out in the bar room. I am stunned. We are jest a standing there, one gorilla on each side of me, when I notice sumthin strange: the whole bar wuz now empty. ‘WTF?!?!’, I thought. Jest 10 minutes early this place wuz jumpin. Now it’s completely empty!”
“I heard the squeaky front door open and looked in that direction. In walks this slick dressed Persian guy, wearing him a black silk shirt, white slacks, greased-back hair, and about 75 lbs of gold chains around his neck. He walks right up to me and asks me if I know who he is. I decided to guess. ‘Is you da 7-11 owner?’ The swarthy guy shook his head. I decided to guess again. ‘Saddam Hussein?’ The guy smiled.”
“Then the magic carpet dealer spoke. He said ‘You killed one of my best girls tonight, Moo-Shoo Pie. You owe me.’ I asked ‘Who?’ He replied ‘The girl in the whore house.’ I sed, ‘Sheeyit, man, that lil old bitch died of natural causes.’ The pecker head smiled and sed, “It is not natural to die with a dildo lodged so far up one’s anus that it cannot be extracted.’”
“So then I starts to get a little ornery. ‘Look, ya greasy f#ggot, what it is exactly that you want? Stop a waistin my FUCKING TIME and get to the point!’, I sed. The cocaine I snorted earlier wuz starting to kick in real good about now.”
“The smug Persian prick continued, ‘You owe me for the girl. She was my property. I stated my price. Pay me now or die.’ I looked at him, squinted my eyes, and sed, ‘You did not state me no price, you lyin, Lilly-livered, chunk of dog sheet!’”
“Now the Persian twat was lookin irritated. He sed, ‘Irma gave you the price.’ I shrugged. ‘Irma, I sent her ahead in an attempt to resolve this nasty matter before I arrived’, he sed. Then one of those big gorillas around me cleared his throat and sed ‘Uh, Sir, Irma is in the restroom back there.’ I sed ‘Oh, that wuz Irma? Oh yeah! I knows her. I fucked her to death!’”
“Well, Sir, that Persian punk inspected Irma’s body in the can, head all bloody and covered in poop in the toilet. Then he flew into a rage! He pulled out 2 scimitars from his pants! How he carried them in his pants without choppin off his ding-dong, I’ll never figure out. Then he started yellin all sorts of Iranian jibber-jabber. I think he meant to kill me.”
“The Persian’s freak out unnerved the two gorillas at my sides, so they let me go and backed away. The Persian is twirling his blades and yelling, like sum deranged Benihana f#ggot. Then he stopped and stared at me. Rage boiled in his eyes. He slowly raised the sword he held in his right hand and pointed at me with it. His voice quivering, he whispered, ‘Now you die.’”
“Now, I hated to ruin this swarthy little fucker’s wet dream, but I wuz not a gonna let sum fucker slice and dice me. I drew both my pistols at one time. I first pointed them out to my sides and at the gorillas. Double taps in both of their heads... ‘BAM BAM!’ They both fell like stones.”
“Ya see, Old Uncle Roy may be crazy, but he ain’t stupid. I always pack heat in case I need to get out of a sticky situation. Tonight I wuz packing me a couple of Model 30 Glocks (.45 ACP). Those two swarthy gorillas did not even pat me down. What fucking idiots!”
“I then pointed both my pistols at the Persian Prick. His eyes grew wide and wild. I sed ‘Say hello to Allah, you Iranian prick’, then opened fire.”
By this time I had been in town fer jest a few hours, but there wuz now a total of 5 bodies floatin’ around in my wake. I thought to myself, ‘shit-far! I needs to git!’ And git is jest what I did! I hauled ass back to Sasquatch Hollar.”
“Well, about lunch time the next day, the sheriff came up to see me. I wuz tannin a Bigfoot hide when I herd footsteps coming up the trail. ‘Goddamn revenewers’, I thought. I reached over fer my shootin iron leaned up agin the woodpile, An FN Ballista chambered in .338 Lapua. Then I heard a familiar voice call out: ‘ROY!! IT’S SHERIFF STEEL. DON’T SHOOT!’ I raised my rifle.”
“Well then, old Sheriff stepped out of the woods. I lowered my shootin iron and motioned him to approach. Old sheriff is one of the few folks knows how ta finds me. Ya see, we have us a little sideline deal where he lets my bootleggers run free in the county in return fo a cash kickback to him. Now, I could jest send him on a vacation to Belize. But ya never know who ya gonna gits next. So’s I jest deals with the old feller and let him think he’s in charge.”
“Sheriff walked up ta me and sed ‘Howdy, Roy’. I responded, ‘Go git fucked, ya pig.’ Sheriff hated when I talked like this. He continued, ‘Now Roy, don’t be like that. We got a real problem here. You killed FIVE people last night’. I sed, ‘shit-fire, Sheriff, you can’t prove that.’ Sheriff shook his old head and sed, ‘Roy, the state police came down this morning. They got your DNA from those two girls, and they dug bullets out of those 3 other bodies. It’s just a matter of time before they all get linked back to you.’ I asked Sheriff, ‘What’s this here “DNA” bullshit? Is that thar sum kind of leftist agenda that Hillary Clinton is behind? That nasty bitch!’”
“Old Sheriff was cucked cause he could be implicated in my shine venture.... and my meth venture.... and my endangered specie animal parts trafficking venture. Sheriff wuz a real pussy, and a potential witness. I started to reach fer my pistol tucked away in my jacket when Sheriff told me we could cut a deal with the head Statie.”
“‘What the fuck you talkin bout, Sheriff’, I asked. That crazy old coot said that the head of the state police wuz wanting to get in the shine business. Sheriff had gave him sum of Old Roy’s shine recently and it seems he had a fit over it. In fact, he wuz interested in getting a hold of sum of my shine and distributing it out toward the coast. Sheriff seems to think that if’n I offered him a taste of the action then he may overlook all that nasty business that went down last night.”
“I sighed. Then I sed to Sheriff, ‘Shit fire. I reckon you better set up a meetin.’ Sheriff nodded. He called that Statie sumbitch. Of course, I don’t git none of them pussy cell signals up’n here, so Sheriff had to hump it down the hill. Then shit started bothering me. Sheriff never came back. I started to gits paranoid. That sumbitch useless Sheriff might leads them Staties right up to my cabin. So I decided to get all my weapons ready and prepare fer a fire fight!”
“Bout 8:00 pm that night I heard a knocking on my cabin door. I looked on my CCTV monitor showing my front door. It wuz Sheriff And sum dipshit looking guy. ‘Well shit, I guess I better see what this wuz about”, I thought to myself.”
“Now obviously I gots my cabin booby trapped. I flipped my remote trigger and gassed both of them at my front door. It didn’t harm ‘em any. It jest knocks them out fer a few minutes. I installed the system myself! This allowed me to drag ‘em both inta the cabin and tie ‘em up. I left both of ‘em tied up on the floor then wint out and scanned for interlopers. It wuz quiet. Real quiet.”
“When them two sumbitches regained consciousness we had us a little talk. Sheriff said ‘Goddamnit, Roy! Why’d ya go and do a fool thing like that? My head is killing me!’ I told Sheriff to shut the fuck up. Now that Statie wuz pissed. He started making threats and all sorts of bad noise about how he wuz gonna burn me. He wuz clearly one of them thar alpha males, all purty and assertive.”
“Well, Sir, I don’t like them thar alpha males much. So I took my M-14, which I happened to have handy, and violently struck that sumbitch Statie right in his fucking face with the butt of my gun stock. Boy howdy! That city boy started squallin like a stuck hog! Blood wuz jest a pourin outa his nose! Heh heh heh!! I told him to shut the fuck up or I wuz gonna hit him again. Then he finally settled down enough fer me ta talk to him.”
“I looked eye to eye with that Statie sum bitch and sed, ‘Look, cunt, you and I is gonna have ta come to an understanding. Now I may be a willin to let you in on my shine biznezz if’n you cover up sum thangs that may have happened last night down in town. Hell, you can do that real easy like. You fellers do that all the time anyway, don’t ya? Jest pick you out a black feller and blame him fer the misdeeds. If’n you do that fer me, then I let you distribute my shine outside the county fer 10% of the revenue. You got that, pig?’”
“Now, clearly the pig did not git it. I could tell by the way he wuz lookin at me that he wuz not gettin it at all. I sed, ‘Well, boy, you jest fucked yoself.’ Then ‘BOOM!!!’ The report from the muzzle of my trusty old M-14 were a’deafening. Then I looked over at Sheriff. He wuz jest a shaken’. I called him a ‘shithead’, then ‘BOOM!!!’. Goddamn!! My ears were jest a’ rangin!”
“Then came another knock on my door. ‘Shit fire!’, I sed. They dun fucked me. I checked the CCTV feed of my front door. It wuz just one feller this time. He wuz dressed in a black suit and he wuz wearin black sun glasses. ‘Oh fuck’, I thunk, ‘It am a Men in Black!’ So I grabbed my AR-10 layin up agin the farplace, snapped back the chargin handle, and pointed it at the cabin door. I yelled at the door, ‘Prepare to die, cocksucker!!’”
“But before I could unleash a fury of .308 firepower this sumbitch comes a’ crashin through the winder. Goddamn it! I fergot to shutter them sumbitchin winders!!”
“That thar Men in Black muthafucka wuz up in an instant. He had a Sig P226 trained on my head. He told me to drop my gun. I sed to him ‘Fuck you’. Ya see, obviously if the Men in Black wuz in on this matter then I had sumthang they wanted. I wuz in the driver’s Seat in this here situation!”
“ ‘BANG!!!!’ That sumbitch shot me in the thigh! ‘You dirty sumbitch! When I gits my hands on you I gonna rip ya limb for limb’, I Says. Then BOOM! I hit the floor. The pain in my laig wuz searing!”
“Well, Sir, that there sumbitch walks over and stands over me. He asked, ‘Do you know who I am?’ I says ‘Yeah, you am the sumbitch that jest shot me in ma leg, ASSHOLE!!’ He smirked. Then he sed ‘No, Sir. My name is James Carville, and I work for a man who wants to procure some of your corn liquor.’”
“Now, up close this is one scary looking pecker. And he spoke with a southern twang, he did. But it twernt no dialect from the hill country. No sir! This scrawny little prick sounded Cajun or sumthin. Now I don’t like me no Cajun. Uhhhh uh! No sir! Thems sum chicken fuckin’ sumbitches down thar!”
“I queried the skanky lookin stranger, ‘Who be yo boss, stick man?’, I asked. He answered my question with one of his own, ‘Who is the President Of The United States?’ I answered, ‘As far as is I be concerned, there be no president like Mr. Ronald Reagan, the greatest American to set foot in Washington DC in a might long time!’ He sed ‘No, I mean who is the president TODAY, in 1997?’ I sed, ‘Well I reckon that be that lyin’ bitch-cunt, Hillary Clinton.’”
“Well my last comment caused the stranger’s face to contort a bit, like he did not know what to say. Then the feller busted out laughing his fool hed off! He wuz a slapping his knee and repeating “bitch-cunt”, which seemed to rile him up and make him laugh that much harder.”
“Finally the stranger settled his ass down. He told me he had not laughed that hard in a long time. Then he spoke calmly and sed ‘Look, Roy, my boss is called Bubba. He’s just a good old boy from Arkansas. But when we was in North Carolina campaigning he somehow got his hands on a jar of your shine. He was told that this particular jar contained a special brew that was called ‘Snow White’. Apparently it was called that because it contained something that would put people to sleep.’ “
“I remembered that run of liquor. I spiked it with ruffies, a/k/a the date rape drug. I also spanked it hard with watermelon and sugars so that the bitches would drank it. A couple sips and the bitch wuz out like a light! I did not particularly like it my own self. But I had a buyer from up north who bought all I could produce. He had him a strange name too.... Sumthin like “Jello Pop man”. I mean, I don’t rightly care what he wuz a doin wit it. I jest cared that his money wuz good. And it wuz always good!”
“So I said ‘So let me see if’n I gots this right. You wants me to brew you up sum my date rape liquor for old Wild Bill Clinton?’ The stranger nodded and sed ‘Yep, that’s right.’ Then I asked, ‘What’s in it a’ fore old Roy here?’ The stranger looked incredulously at me.”
“The stranger sed ‘Roy! Roy, Roy, Roy, my boy! You just killed 7 people!’ ‘ALLEGEDLY’, I added. The stranger then added, ‘We can make all that nasty business go away, but to do that you got to produce that Snow White Shine. Bubba wants 500 gallons in two days. If you deliver, then all is forgotten. But if you don’t, then you are going to hang, boy. Do you understand?’ I nodded, then protested, sayin ‘that’s $50,000.00 in revenue you is askin me to give up. Is you crazy???’ The stranger sed, ‘if you go to jail then you ain’t making shit except cheap wine in a toilet bowl.’ I pondered a moment.”
“Now usually I don’t take too well with being blackmailed. But this here wuz different. These wuz the fukin Clintons, one of the most dangerous crime families ever. Even if I twere ta git rid of this Carville asshole, those slimy Clintons would send more thugs after me. Under the circumstances I wuz fucked! I guess I had to look at that lost revenue as being the price fer my freedom.”
“I told Carville that it wuz a Deal. He nodded and shook my hand. I asked him how they wuz gonna clear me of all those homicides. He sed they would just get sum ‘dumbass negro’ and pin it all on him.’
“Now, I had to get 500 gallons of Snow White ready fer pickup in 48 hours. I had me a lot of work to do!”
“This here is how the story started off, and we are back at square one. I is out at my still sight jest a brewin up a storm! I had me a retarded boy named Tyrone wit me as my still hand. Old Tyrone ain’t gots much smarts, but he do as I say when I say it. This here job wuz so damn big I had to have the help. This wuz gonna take ever bit of that 48 hours!”
“So there we wuz, runnin shine. It wuz after midnight and we wuz already on our third run. Suddenly there was a ‘boom’ and a loud ‘clang!’ sound. I saw the rock after it bounced off my copper pot. ‘What in tarnation?’ I thought. Is somebody throwing rocks at me? I ain’t got no time fer that shit. Then ‘PING!!’.... another rock hit my still. Something wuz goin on. I knew that there wuz only one thing that would be throwing rocks at a still sight in the middle of the night: a goddamn Sasquatch!!”
“Well I let out an angry scream: ‘I AIN’T A’GOT NO TIME FER YER HIJINKS TOONITE, YA GODDAMN MONKEY-MAN! I GOTS ME SUM SERIOUS BUSINESS TO TEND TO!!’ I wuz pissed!!”
“Then I saw two glowin red eyes starin at me. They wuz about 10 yards er so inta the woodline. Well sir, that wuz it. All the stress of the manhunt and the Clinton butt-fukin, was a’gettin to me. I wuz pissed and I wuz gonna take it out on this here Sasquatch beast, right here and right NOW!”
“I immediately took off the bayonet from my trusty old M-14 and then leaned her up agin a tree. I needed sum cathartic release. So I aimed to whup this critter’s ass in hand-to-hand combat! Just fists and steel!”
“ I stormed off toward them red glowin eyes in the dark. As I walked up on that thar critter I began to realize how big it be. It wuz a good 16 feet tall, minimum! And prolly 7 feet across the chest. As the gravity of my miscalculation sunk in I sed to myself ‘You dun fucked up, Roy’. Those red blazin eyes twere a’starin down at me, cutting right to my soul!”
“Then sumthang phenomenal happened. That thar Sasquatch raised its arm and waived it over its head in a half-circle motion. Then ‘BOOM!!!!!’ We, The Sasquatch critter and I, were surrounded by a pulsating lime-green light! I looked down at what used to be ground and there were nuthin there!!! ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN!! I looked up above me and it wuz exactly the same thang! It wuz like we wuz floatin in a lime green tube!!!”
“Lookin back I now know I wuz in one of them thar portals, and that the Bigfoot activated it! I had heard talk of sech, but I didn’t believe it. But there I wuz, right in the middle of it!”
“Now that thar Bigfoot wuz a standin and gazing down at yers truly. But it wuz no longer emitting a threatening vibe. It wuz more like my host, or guide.”
“This dang sorcerer Bigfoot then stepped aside to reveal a rock table behind it. It looked like one of them thar satanic execution ritual tables. On this table we’re 3 thangs. First wuz a photo of that rat-bastard, crooked sum bitch, Bill Clinton, and that Men in Black prick, James Carville. Next wuz a hit order from the CIA directing that sum feller names “Vincent Foster” be wiped out. I’m familiar with these orders from back in my military days during and after Nam. They am HIGHLY top secret. This here particular death warrant wuz signed ‘William Jefferson Clinton, by HRC’. Shocking!! Finally, the third object on the table wuz a blue dress with an obvious jizz stain on it.”
“I could not believe it. This dagnammit Sasquatch wuz helpin me!! It knew that Bill Clinton wuz a’tryin to fuck me like one of his whores, and it wuz tryin to help old Roy out of a tough spot. Maybe I had misjudged these smelly beasts. Or maybe it had come to respect old Roy after our many scuff ups.”
“That thar big old Sasquatch motioned me to collect the items on the execution table, which I did. Then I looked up into those burning red eyes of the spectral beast and nodded my thanks. The beast then made that semi-circle motion with its arm again and BOOM! I wuz back in the woods again. But that supernatural Sasquatch wuz a’nowhere To be found. That wuz sum freaky bullshit right thar!”
“Then I heard old Tyrone shoutin fer me, ‘Mister Roy!! Mister Roy!!’ I stepped out of the woods and back into my still site. I told Tyrone it wuz ok. I also told him he could run along. Tyrone asked ‘But what about that dirty rat-bastard Bill Clinton?’ I sed, ‘Don’t you worry none about that. I gots me sum ammunition against that dirty cunt and her husband. Now fuck off.’”
“By the time old fuck-face Carville and I met 2 days later the cum dress scandal had hit the media. I had made sum phone calls and I got the rag in the right hands. I handed Carville a copy of the hit order on Vincent Foster. This wuz my insurance policy. I told that shit-head, ‘Now, that jizz-stained dress wuz to show you I wuz serious. You try to fuck me any more and I will instruct my media contact to release the hit order and all you scum-fuckers in the Clinton mafia are goin down.’ Carville demanded to know how I got these thangs. I unzipped my trousers and pulled out my big old wang and sed ‘Carville, I got you over the barrel. If’n you don’t check that insolent tone I is gonna make ya take it up the poop shoot ... in addition to suckin my big whompin stick.’”
“Well, old Carville bowed his head because he knowed that he’d been beat. Then he got down on his knees at Old Roy’s feet. Roy sed ‘open wide if’n you never seen one like this before! I dun warned you once, you ugly sumbitch, and now ya gonna be my whore!’”
“And that is how I got over on that rotten sumbitch, Bill Clinton. All them thar dead bodies got swept under the rug. The pigs found them not only a black man to blame, but he wuz also one of them thar Muslim dudes! Of course that whoring suck, Bill Clinton, stepped in and took credit for nabbing a “terrorist” so he could get positive news coverage. Then when that skank-bitch Hillary Clinton found out this Muslim sumbitch was a’bein railroaded to keep the Vincent Foster murder covered up, she immediately had old ‘Tyrone Muhammad Jones’ murdered before he even went to trial. So they still ended up fucking me by shortin’ me a still hand! Dirty motherfuckers! I ain’t never known nobody that can get fucked yet still come out on top like that. That goddamn Bill and Hillary Clinton positively made deals with the Devil.”

So I just recently got interested in high stim pres, and so far my journey has yielded nothing stimulating.
I'm not a fan of anything yohimbine related, but even when I do take it I just feel weird, not energized. So I first bought juiced after seeing it pop up in here, and took a half scoop to start with just a little perk up effect like an energy drink would do after not having caffeine for a bit. All the full scoops I've taken have done nothing as far as amping me up, mainly just beta alanine tingles, and I use it basically only on Saturdays
I learned about ruesco so I could buy samples instead of dropping $50 on a guess, and ordered pandamic, crack purple and wild fire. The pandamic, which I assumed would be the lesser hitting one, actually did give me a dialed in focus feeling and make me kinda vibe to music more, but as far as any extra energy, not much.
The crack I made the comparison to it being soda rock, because I felt nothin of note.
And my biggest hope being wild fire, after all the other experiences I just went full scoop and again, basically nothing perceptible
For reference, I'm not officially diagnosed but I have a very large amount of symptoms indicating adhd, and my experience with Methamphetamine is that it also never made me feel energized, quite the opposite actually I'd just lay around except I couldn't sleep for 48-72hrs any time I've tried it.
Do you think some people are just not wired normal and no stimulant is going to bring about the typical effect? I feel like I get more hyped to workout from just taking a pump product with coffee or just putting citrulline and creatine in my coffee, with some beet root extract for a bit of a cardio/endurance boost. I mean I guess that makes life cheaper, but it sure would be nice to get amped up.
I remember taking NOXplode like 18 years ago and being amped as fuck off of it like I sniffed Adderall. This was before another 17 years of hard drug addiction though so maybe I've just fried my dopamine and adrenal system.
Anybody else not able to get anything stim, much less a junkie effect from high stim pres? Or is my body just retarded lol. The only thing that gave me a solid pick me up recently was ephedrine at 50mgs, but that was the first time only and even not taking it regularly it hasn't done a whole lot besides make breathing easier during squats.

I worked for Amazon from 2017-2020 at the Winchester, KY call center. I started in retail, did some transcription pilot for them, and was eventually one of their social media agents for Twitter, Facebook, etc. I was a Prime member from 2016-2023 and I swore by Amazon, until they just kept fucking up my deliveries.
I have two addresses. I have my current address where I live, where they've NEVER delivered a package correctly, and I have an address 3 minutes down the road, where they deliver it to the correct address 50% of the time.
At my current address, they usually deliver to some random woman down the street. Mind you, I live in Central, KY where everybody is on meth and will steal your catalytic converter the second you park your car. I have to go to her house, knock on her door, and deal with her ankle-biting dogs to get my package. They called me once before, and I had to tell her where to go as she drove in circles. I've even chased them down just so they'd come by my house and see where it is, so they can rectify it in their GPS system. And yes, I have very specific instructions in my address to tell them where it is and the number they can call to give it to me.
At my other address, they will either deliver it to my porch or to some random neighbor. They tear up my yard every time, and once I was stuck in my driveway for an hour and a half because the van got stuck and he had to call a toe truck.
These past few deliveries, they were "signed by [my first name, which I never ever go by]". No delivery photo, nothing. And before you say "Why not just have it delivered to the address where they SOMETIMES get it right?" Because I had it replaced (misdelivery) and the agent selected the wrong address. This has happened several times over the last few days. I'm only buying stuff from here because I was given another free month of Prime and my daughter had a gift card. I figured I'd buy a few things while I had free shipping.
I KNOW my account has been flagged because of this. I've had to speak with "a special department" (CAP, Concessions Abuse Prevention) several times to tell them exactly what happened. I've had to file police reports, I've had to fill out forms that were never answered, etc. I returned a $700 item back in January and the chat agent even called me a liar and said it was never returned, although tracking said it was and I had the return receipt. UPS just lost it in the process. It took a couple months to get that refund back. They think that I'm trying to get free items. I mean, I get it; I worked there and dealt with that quite a bit, but what the fuck am I going to do with a replacement of 3 Digimon bracelet screen protectors????
I've even messaged the Twitter account. When that happens, you get "extracted", where some designated CSA gets to handle your case. I don't think that's the case anymore, and they never even e-mail me back. I can't call in, because someone I can hardly understand answers the phone and tells me that they've "escalated to the appropriate team" but the issue is never resolved. And before, you could ask to speak with an American agent, but that's not the case anymore either. And before, they could reach out directly to the driver, but the last three times they've told me that's not an option.
I know I won't have to deal with them much at all anymore after this trial is over, but it's so fucking frustrating. I used to love this company and was proud to work for them, but now it's total dogshit. 100% fucking dogshit and it seems impossible dealing with them. Part of it is my fault for believing them when they said they fixed the delivery issues with my address, but I've never dealt with this much incompetence in my life.

I'm 54/M recovering from a Moderate-Severe Iron Deficiency Anemia Crash I had back in Feb 2023. I was feeling better but then less energy.
I've been trying everything just about; Ephedrine, Maca Root, Cordyceps, PIne Bark Extract, Grape Seed Extract, the list is extensive.
I already knew about Geen Tea Extract, but my most recent memories of it were not good. But then i realized that stuff was the decaf kind :) BUt I had it long time ago the one with caffeine and it was good but I had forgotten about it. So these days didn't try it.
Then I thought well let's try it again. So I bought some Piping Rock Green Tea Extract.
One hit a that and I had energy all day! I couldn't sleep either, which normally nothing else can do that to me that i have taken in a while, just ONE capsule of the stuff. That's more or less the good news; Green Tea Extract give me energy! It speeds up my metabolism and it lasted for 2 days that part of it I could just tell.
The studies on green tea extract show it speeds up metabolism and you pee out more epinephrine which means it's like ephedrine should be but isn't (Ephedrine isn't working that good for me these days, used to when I was in my 20's).
So for me, this is some pretty stimulating stuff; smaller capsules would be better, in fact.
Besides that; the recommended dosage is enough to cause Liver Failure! Why? Because it says to take THREE CAPSULE PER DAY. So I wrote a review pointing that out to them.
So there's that aspect; people have died from green tea extract causing liver failure. It can cause Liver Failure. Some say you have to be getting tested if you are goign to use it. I can't afford that, I'm just gonna try and be careful.
Besides that, it did give me a pimple on my back, much like i recall the Dollar Tree GTE doing long ago. Another reason something less potent would be better for me long term.
I ordered some green tea leaf capsules from Swanson so I can try those, supposedly that is more mild version of green tea compared to extract.
I went and bought some Spring Valley GTE at Walmart too; because it's a really good one even though the brand is just Spring Valley, it gets really good reviews and it's on par with the Piping Rock product I have.
I'd like to find out who has the best bang for buck on some good green tea, not sure who to go with. Then again I don't like drinking it that much, either. But the effects seem very worthwhile I can really feel the difference, unlike CordyCeps (never again).
Anyone want to share their experiences and knowledge about green tea?
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Hey everyone! I wanted to gather as many ideas for fantasy drugs in a setting as possible, ranging from serious substances that reflect real world drugs, to fantastical and impossible experiences only available in our writings and thoughts :) {22/100}
Here are some of the ideas I have so far (and some I may have borrowed…):

1. Quartz Dust: A crushed powder made from the gems formed by a gem dragon lair. When snorted, a user taps into the same psionic capabilities as gem dragons themselves. This can lead to hallucinations that are able to be physically touched, energy formed out of a users mind.
2. Fish: Small, golden tad-pole sized fish inside of a glass globe. Can hold anywhere between 2-6 fish inside of a globe. Fish are meant to be taken with a group, wherein the group shares in one hallucination. Sometimes it may be one shared experience; other times, it may be one shared “mind/body” between users. Available only to the high upper class, as fish cost more than what some can make in their lives.
3. Betel Leaves: Around the size of an average humans palms, betel leaves are wrapped around a different smokable substance to increase a users relaxation immensely, producing a very mellow and calm feeling.
4. Dragon Scales: A vibrant multicolored sticky tab that tastes like raw meat. When placed on a users tongue, their face gains a scale like appearance and they begin to feel extremely elated. Can sometimes cause a user to have a small-scale, temporary breath weapon.
5. Lisper: To use lisper, you must first melt down the small, ice-like diamond until it is a boiling liquid. Once in this state, it is injected intravenously, producing an extremely heavy body high that leaves many users “stuck in place”, unwilling to move for hours. Along with this, increased pleasure senses make everything that someone normally does much more enjoyable, such as writing poetry. Long-term use of lisper can be identified by light black lines running down someone’s body, the signs of burn marks inside the veins.

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1. R. Cane {from Not Another DnD Podcast} - that was a great show! [MortEtLaVie]
2. Powdered Bliss Root - This beige tuber is easily identified by its gold-colored striations. As is, it tastes awful and will make you sick. Dried, grounded, and burnt like incense, the resulting smoke can produce feelings of mild euphoria and decrease negative feelings like fear and anger. While a popular recreational drug, it's also used medicinally to treat depression, anxiety, and PTSD. Sadly, due to bliss root extract being used to produce dangerous narcotics, many civilizations ban all bliss root products. Long-term users can be identified by the golden-sheen their irises take. [Moon_Dew]
3. Golden Bliss - Produced using bliss root extract, this golden liquid, sold in glass or clay ampules, produces intense feelings of euphoria. Feelings so intense that the user often ends up in such a deep stupor that they could be torn apart by wild dogs and they wouldn't care. Once the effect wears off, the user falls into a state of mild-to-moderate depression. Due to the intensity of the drug, it's often diluted in food or drink before it's consumed. Like with all bliss root-based products, long-term users can be identified by the golden-sheen their irises take. [Moon_Dew]
4. Blissful Oblivion - A far less refined and cheaper version of golden bliss, filled with fillers and additives to not only increase the amounts produced but make the resulting drug even more addictive. The color has been described as "dirty gold" or "rusty gold" and, like its more refined counterpart, is sold in glass or clay ampules. The highs only last half as long as golden bliss, and the lows are much more intense and long-lasting, to the point that many users actually commit suicide. What's more, due to the nature of the additives, the body produces a resistance faster, thus necessitating taking larger and larger doses. Addicts rarely last longer than three years, either by overdose, killed trying to obtain funds for their next hit, or suicide due to the drug's lows. Like with all bliss root-based products, long-term users can be identified by the golden-sheen their irises take. [Moon_Dew]
5. Gigglegrass: It's just gnomish marijuana [senyakovalenko]
6. Some real world translations to mechanics (Cocaine, opiates, meth, weed) https://imgur.com/a/gP5aDVB [JudgeHoltman]
7. Fey Honey: A kind of narcotic honey made from the pollen of a flower native to the feywild. It typically intensifies whatever emotional state the consumer was experiencing at the time of ingestion (joy becomes absolute euphoria, nervousness becomes crippling anxiety, anger becomes burning rage, etc.). It also allows the user to peer into the Feywild, seeing a transparent image of the plane layered over their surroundings. [ExceedinglyGayOtter]
8. Pixie dust--the hot stimulant of the Feywilds! [WeezlBot]
9. Stardust - a powdered form of certain crystalline meteorites, when smoked gives a feeling of weightlessness and peace. When overdosed can actually cause the user to float, and unless tethered in some way will typically float away into the sky [Hymneth]
10. Dryad's Moss - Actually clippings of dryad hair, this product is used by braiding it into existing hair (head, beard, mustache, wherever). Over the course of the next day the user will feel more in touch with nature and will feel a deep pleasant warmth when in sunlight. Dark areas and urban environments will have an inverse effect, causing depression and fear. [Hymneth]
11. Squish - Made by goblins, no one is entirely sure what goes into squish, including the goblins. The ingredients vary wildly from batch to batch, but typically include various mushrooms, beetles, wine or beer, and anything else the brewer thinks is appropriate. Squish is a thick, chewy drink that typically causes the effects of alcohol plus mild hallucinations, and can randomly cause any number of other effects that are typically mild, but sometimes dangerous or lethal. Buyer beware! [Hymneth]
12. Skumble. This amber colored alcoholic drink is made mostly from apples, but acts as concentrated wild magic. You need to pass a DC 15 con save to not get completely smashed, but if you fail, you need to pass a DC 15 wis save to avoid wild magic bursts. Also, it must be stored in wood casks and never touch metal, if it does, more wild magic bursts. It's an (un)popular drinking game drink, and rarely served in larger quantities than a thimble full. [g3ermb0y]
13. 𝐒𝐦𝐞𝐠: 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔. 𝙸𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚞𝚕𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝟙𝚍𝟜 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜. 𝙾𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚟𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢. 𝙳𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚞𝚕𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚗, 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 "𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚑".
14. 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚞𝚗𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 ��𝚎��𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔, 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝚖𝚎𝚐.
15. 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜. 𝚂𝚖𝚎𝚐 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚠.
16. 𝙾𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝚂𝚖𝚎𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 "𝒮𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝓊𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝒶𝓁𝓋𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃" 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜. 𝙸𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚏𝚎𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑.
17. [Boom_the_Bold]

Quick summary
So, as seller of bodybuilding supplements, I have a knack of reviewing these legal steroids/peds.
CrazyBulk's Clenbutrol, draws people in by the hype of it being a safe, legal alternative to Clenbuterol. I've been on the hunt for something to kick my fat loss into overdrive myself, without making me feel like I'm on the verge of a heart attack, lol !
With its main sell being Bitter Orange Extract (synephrine) for that metabolic boost and a mix of other ingredients like Guarana for energy, it sounds like a good choice overall. Especially since it's supposed to play nice with other supplements for those custom cutting stacks (Testo-Max, Winsol etc.). All in all, decent option but somewhat overpriced.
However, let's be real for a minute. While it won't turn you into a jittery mess (stimulants side effects) (thank goodness for small mercies), I can't say it can compete with more hardcore fat burners like Steel 3 epi andro!
If you're new to fat burners or super sensitive to stimulants, then yeah, Clenbutrol might seem like a nudge in the right direction. But for those of us who've been around the block with supplements, it felt a bit like bringing a knife to a gunfight.
The synephrine kick? Just good enough but don't expect miracles.
And as for breaking through plateaus, it can help a bit but for some people, I reckon shaking up your routine would do more than this.
It's not that Clenbutrol is bad per se, it's just that for the price tag, I was expecting something... more. I reckon it would stack very well with HyperGH 14x, though !! (My favorite legal HGH for cutting) and complementing it well with stimulants effects for energy & motivation for weight loss.
For folks looking for a mild boost without the legal worries or harsh side effects of more Hardcore supplements like STEEL supplements 3 epi andro etc.,, CrazyBulk's Clenbutrol might be worth a shot. But if you're expecting dramatic results or something to match the might of real Clenbuterol, you might want to keep your expectations in check or look into other alternatives.

Who Clenbutrol is best for ?

• People seeking a synephrine fat burner:
  • Reasoning: If you're on the lookout for something with synephrine because you've read about its fat-burning prowess, Clenbutrol's got you covered. It's not your everyday ingredient and could give you that metabolic edge.
  • Alternative: For a synephrine kick without the Clenbutrol price tag, consider a standalone synephrine supplement or other fat burners that list synephrine high on their ingredient list.
• People seeking customized stacks:
  • Reasoning: If you're the type who likes to mix and match supplements to tailor your own bodybuilding or weight loss regime, Clenbutrol is a flexible option that plays well with other CrazyBulk products for personalized stacks. Checkout the cutting stacks offered on CrazyBulk's website.
  • Alternative: Dive into the world of bodybuilding forums or subreddits to get insights on DIY stacking with separate supplements for energy, fat burning, and muscle gains. It might require more research but can be tailored even more to your needs.
• Beginners to fat burners seeking a safer start:
  • Reasoning: If you're nervous about jumping into the deep end with hardcore supplements, Clenbutrol's more natural lineup offers a gentler introduction to fat burners.
  • Alternative: Start with natural metabolism boosters like green tea extract or caffeine supplements. They're widely regarded as safe and can be a good way to ease into the world of fat burning.
• Those sensitive to harsh stimulants:
  • Reasoning: Given its caffeine content from Guarana is significant but not overwhelming, Clenbutrol might suit those who want a boost without the jitters.
  • Alternative: Seek out caffeine-free fat burners or those that use L-Theanine to counterbalance caffeine's edgier side effects for a smoother energy lift.
• Fitness enthusiasts in a plateau:
  • Reasoning: If you're stuck in a rut with your current routine and diet, Clenbutrol might offer the metabolic nudge to get past that stubborn plateau.
  • Alternative: Switching up your workout routine or incorporating interval training can also shock your body into progress. Supplement-wise, exploring thermogenics or a different fat burner with a fresh ingredient profile might reignite your results.
• Those wary of legal issues with supplements:
  • Reasoning: Clenbutrol offers peace of mind for those concerned about the legality of their supplements, being a legal alternative to Clenbuterol.
  • Alternative: Stick to supplements that are clearly marketed as legal and compliant with local regulations, focusing on those with transparent ingredient lists and strong reputations.

Introduction to Clenbutrol
This so-called miracle worker claims to be your ticket to a chiseled body without the scary side effects of its steroid counterpart, Clenbuterol. But let's get real here – can a supplement truly offer steroid-like benefits without the drawbacks? I embarked on this journey with a healthy dose of skepticism, and here's the unfiltered scoop on Clenbutrol from someone who's navigated these waters.

What is Clenbutrol?

Clenbutrol claims to be the gym buddy you never knew you needed, promising to torch fat, boost your metabolism, and keep your muscle gains safe from the fat-loss tsunami. All this, and it's supposedly as natural as your morning green smoothie.
Produced by CrazyBulk, Clenbutrol positions itself as a legal steroid, but without the scary stuff. Now, the unique selling point (USP) here is that Clenbutrol isn't flying solo; it's part of a band, ready to be stacked with other CrazyBulk 'legal steroids' for maximum shredding. We're talking about a team-up with Winsol, Anvarol, and Trenorol for the cutting phase.
But here's the kicker: it's not just a standalone product. One of Clenbutrol's unique selling points is that it can be stacked with other CrazyBulk "legal steroids" for enhanced cutting cycles. They suggest stacking it with Anvarol (an alternative to Anavar), Winsol (a Winstrol alternative), and Trenorol (mimicking Trenbolone) for what they claim to be ultimate cutting.
This sounds all well and good, but if you're a skeptic like me, you're probably wondering whether stacking these supplements actually brings the results they promise, or if it's just a way to get you to buy more products.
Honestly, while the idea of a natural supplement that can give you a steroid-like effect without the downsides is appealing, I've found myself questioning the real-world efficacy. Can a bunch of natural ingredients really replicate the effects of powerful steroids? And more importantly, can they do so in a way that's worth the cost, both in terms of money and effort?
Let's be real: the fitness supplement industry is notorious for overpromising and underdelivering. And while the concept of safely stacking supplements for better results isn't new, the effectiveness of such strategies is often exaggerated.
If you're diving into Clenbutrol and considering stacking it for cutting, I'd urge you to temper your expectations. Supplements can certainly aid your fitness journey, but there's no magic pill (or stack of pills) that can replace hard work, proper diet, and a well-rounded exercise routine.

Ingredients

Vitamin B3 (Niacinamide)

With a serving of 63 mg, providing 315% of the Recommended Daily Allowance (RDA), Vitamin B3 plays a crucial role in metabolism and energy production, potentially aiding in the body's ability to burn fat. It supports the conversion of food into usable energy, making it a key ingredient for those looking to optimize fat burning processes.

Garcinia Cambogia (50% Hydroxycitric Acid)

At 450 mg per serving, Garcinia Cambogia is rich in Hydroxycitric Acid (HCA), which is thought to block the enzyme involved in fat storage. HCA may also increase serotonin levels, potentially reducing appetite and food intake, aiding in weight management efforts without a specific RDA percentage.

Bitter Orange Extract (6% Synepherine)

Another 450 mg serving, this time of Bitter Orange Extract, contains Synepherine, a compound believed to boost metabolism and increase fat burning. Its mechanism is similar to that of ephedrine, though purportedly with fewer side effects, making it a significant addition for those targeting fat loss.

Guarana Extract (22% Caffeine)

Guarana Extract comes in at 342 mg per serving and is a potent source of caffeine (about 75 mg), known for its ability to enhance fat oxidation and increase metabolic rate. The energy-boosting effects of caffeine can also improve exercise performance, further supporting weight loss efforts.

My thorough evaluation of Clenbutrol as a fat burner

Appetite Suppression: 3/5

If you're like me and your snack cravings hit you like a freight train at midnight, you might find Clenbutrol kinda helpful but not a game-changer. The Garcinia Cambogia does seem to take the edge off the hunger, but don't expect it to be a silver bullet. You'll probably still eyeball that last slice of pizza; it just might be a tad easier to say no.

Metabolism Boost: 4/5

Alright, here's where things start heating up. With ingredients like Bitter Orange Extract and a decent dose of Vitamin B3, I did feel like my metabolism got a bit of a kickstart. It's not like I turned into a calorie-burning furnace overnight, but there was a noticeable uptick in how quickly I felt I was digesting meals and bouncing back from cheat days.

Energy Enhancement: 4/5

Now, for the part I was actually impressed with: the energy kick. Thanks to the Guarana Extract (yep, the stuff that's in energy drinks), I found myself with a pretty solid boost during my workouts. It wasn't jittery or anything, just a good, steady stream of "Let's do this!" kind of vibe. Perfect for those mornings when getting out of bed feels like climbing Everest.

Stimulant-like Effects: 4/5

So, if you're in the market for something to light a fire under you without sending you to jitter city, Clenbutrol's got your back. The Guarana Extract packs a punch similar to your morning coffee, minus the shakes and crash. It's like having that extra gear when you need it, keeping me focused and on the ball without feeling like my heart's about to beat out of my chest.

Fat Burning: 3/5

Let's get real, the fat burning aspect isn't like waving a magic wand over your muffin top and watching it disappear. The combo of Garcinia Cambogia and Bitter Orange Extract seems to help, especially with consistent exercise and dieting, but don't expect miracles. It's more of a gentle nudge in the right direction rather than a full-on shove.

Safety Profile: 3/5

Now, diving into the safety aspect, Clenbutrol feels like it's on the safer side of the spectrum, especially when you stack it against the wild west of supplements out there. However, with any product rocking stimulants like Guarana and Bitter Orange Extract, it's wise to tread carefully and listen to your body. If you've got a sensitive system or pre-existing health conditions, I'd say proceed with caution and maybe have a chat with your doc first.

User Reviews: 3/5

Scouring the internet for real talk on Clenbutrol was like going on a blind date – you never quite know what you’re gonna get. Some users were all in, singing praises, while others were left wondering what the fuss was about. It’s a mixed bag – some find it a boost to their routine, while others shrug it off as just another bottle on the shelf.

Price ($64.99): 2/5

Dropping nearly 65 bucks on this bottle felt like a gamble. Sure, if it turned me into Thor, I’d say it’s worth every penny. But for results that felt more like a gentle nudge rather than a superhero transformation, it’s a steep ask. It’s in the "splurge" category for sure, especially if you’re looking to make it a staple in your routine.

Real Users' Experiences and Reviews

If you've been eyeing Clenbutrol, thinking it's the golden ticket to your dream body, hold up. I've scoured forums, reviews, and testimonials, and let me tell you, it's a mixed bag. Some users swear by it, claiming it's the secret sauce to their fitness regimen, while others feel it's more of a placebo than a powerhouse.
A friend of mine, let's call him Dave, jumped on the Clenbutrol bandwagon with hopes high enough to reach Mount Everest. A month in, and the most significant thing he lost was his patience (and maybe a bit of cash). On the flip side, another gym buddy, Sarah, noticed some improvements in her stamina and a slight decrease in her snack cravings, but nothing to write home about.
Here's the deal: while some users report feeling more energized and noticing a slight uptick in their weight loss, the consensus isn't exactly glowing. The benefits seem to vary wildly from person to person, with some questioning if it's the supplement or their intensified gym routine that's making the difference. Satisfaction? It's as varied as a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.
In essence, diving into Clenbutrol expecting life-changing results might set you up for disappointment. It's not the miracle worker it's hyped up to be, and the real MVPs of any transformation story seem to be good ol' diet and exercise. Shocking, I know.

How to Use Clenbutrol for Best Results

Alright, let's say you've decided to give Clenbutrol a shot, skepticism and all. Here's the skinny on making the most out of it: stick to the recommended dosage like glue. The instructions suggest taking three capsules about 45 minutes before your workout. Timing is key here – too close to your workout, and you might not feel the full effect; too far, and you might as well be taking sugar pills.
But let's cut to the chase – if your diet and exercise routine are more inconsistent than your internet connection, no amount of Clenbutrol is going to save the day.
It's not a magic pill that allows you to out-eat a bad diet or underperform in the gym. I tried following the guidelines to the letter, hoping for some noticeable changes.
And while I might've felt a bit more pep in my step, it was my sweat and dedication in the gym, along with turning down that extra slice of pizza, that made the real difference.
The bottom line? Clenbutrol might play a supporting role in your fitness journey, but it's not the lead actor. Your diet and exercise are the true stars of the show. Thinking that Clenbutrol alone will get you to your goals is like hoping a single raindrop will fill a bucket – optimistic, but unrealistic.

Clenbutrol vs Burn-XT

Clenbutrol brings to the table a unique blend with 63 mg of Vitamin B3 for energy metabolism, 450 mg each of Garcinia Cambogia for appetite control and Bitter Orange Extract for a metabolic boost, and 342 mg of Guarana Extract for a caffeine-driven energy kick. This composition makes Clenbutrol a solid choice for those prioritizing natural stimulants and metabolic enhancers, alongside appetite suppression benefits.
On the flip side, Burn-XT sports a different arsenal with 700 mg of Acetyl L-Carnitine for fat transport and energy, 450 mg of Green Tea Leaf Extract rich in antioxidants and promoting thermogenesis, 270 mg of Caffeine Anhydrous for a strong energy boost, along with 50 mg of Capsimax Cayenne Pepper for its thermogenic properties, and 5 mg of Bioperine to enhance absorption. Burn-XT’s formula is tailored for those seeking a high dose of direct energy sources and fat oxidation aids, with a keen focus on increasing caloric burn and enhancing energy for rigorous workouts.
In essence, if you're leaning towards a supplement that offers a mix of appetite suppression, natural energy, and a metabolic kick without too much direct caffeine, Clenbutrol could be your go-to. However, if your main goal is maximizing fat burn, enhancing energy levels with a more straightforward stimulant approach, and optimizing nutrient absorption, then Burn-XT might serve your needs better.

Clenbutrol vs Instant Knockout Cut 2.0

Clenbutrol focuses on a blend that includes Vitamin B3 for metabolic support, Garcinia Cambogia and Bitter Orange Extract for their potential roles in appetite suppression and metabolic enhancement, and Guarana Extract for a natural source of caffeine. This makes Clenbutrol suitable for those interested in a combination of metabolism boosting, appetite control, and a moderate level of stimulant-based energy.
Instant Knockout Cut 2.0, on the other hand, offers a more comprehensive approach towards not just metabolism and energy, but also nutrient absorption and satiety. It includes a high dose of Glucomannan for appetite suppression, a substantial amount of Green Tea Extract for metabolism, and Caffeine Anhydrous paired with L-Theanine for a balanced energy lift without the jitters. The addition of Vitamin D3, B6, and B12 supports overall well-being and energy metabolism at a cellular level. The presence of Cayenne Powder and Black Pepper Extract not only aids in metabolism but also enhances the bioavailability of other nutrients.
For those prioritizing appetite suppression with a strong, clinically significant dose of Glucomannan and a holistic approach to weight loss, including mood and energy support through vitamins and amino acids, Instant Knockout Cut 2.0 emerges as the preferable choice. Clenbutrol remains a solid option for individuals focusing on thermogenic fat burning, natural stimulants for energy, and those looking for a supplement that includes specific metabolic enhancers like Garcinia Cambogia and Bitter Orange Extract.

The Benefits of Clenbutrol

Thermogenic Fat Burning

Clenbutrol boasts about turning up your body's thermostat to melt away fat like a snowman in July. This thermogenic process supposedly uses fat as fuel for this fiery furnace. Sounds hot, right? But let's cool down for a sec. The actual burn might feel more like a lukewarm breeze than a blazing inferno. The idea that a pill can selectively torch fat while you binge-watch your favorite series is, frankly, a bit hard to swallow.

Boosting Stamina and Energy

Next up, Clenbutrol promises an energy surge rivaling your triple-shot espresso, propelling you through workouts with the vigor of a toddler on a sugar rush. But here's a dose of reality: the stamina boost often feels more like a gentle nudge rather than a rocket launch. Yes, there's a bit more pep in your step, but if you're expecting to transform into the Energizer Bunny, you might end up feeling more like a regular rabbit – slightly faster, but definitely not battery-powered.

Appetite Suppression

Now, onto the hunger games. Clenbutrol claims to wield the power to suppress your appetite, making calorie-cutting as easy as pie – which, ironically, is exactly what you're trying to avoid. In theory, feeling fuller should help you bid adieu to snacking. However, in practice, your mileage may vary. Some days, the hunger pangs might be less noticeable, but on others, it's like your stomach is a bottomless pit, screaming for a snack. So, while there's some truth to the appetite suppression claims, it's not the all-powerful solution it's made out to be.

Preservation of Lean Muscle Mass

One of the more grounded claims is Clenbutrol's ability to safeguard your hard-earned muscles from becoming collateral damage in your war on fat. There's some merit here – focusing on muscle preservation is crucial. However, don't expect this supplement alone to be your muscle's knight in shining armor. It's more of a sidekick, offering a bit of help, but the real heroes are your diet and workout regimen.

No Risk of Androgenic Side-Effects

Finally, the safety card. Clenbutrol is heralded for having no androgenic side effects, setting it apart from its steroid counterparts. Sure, avoiding the risk of turning into a pimple-covered, mood-swinging version of yourself is a big plus. But let's not put Clenbutrol on a pedestal just yet. While it's commendable that it sidesteps these nasty side effects, don't forget this is more about what Clenbutrol doesn't do rather than what it does. It's akin to celebrating a firework that doesn't explode – safe, but somewhat underwhelming.

Comparing Clenbutrol with Clenbuterol

Alright, let's break this down. Clenbuterol – the OG that Clenbutrol mimics – has a rep that's as shady as an alleyway at midnight. Originally, it wasn't even meant for gym rats; it was a drug to help asthmatic horses. Yes, horses. Then, bodybuilders caught wind of its fat-burning side effect and thought, "Hey, why let the horses have all the fun?" Fast forward, and it's infamous for risky side effects like heart palpitations, excessive sweating, and shaking hands that could double as a personal fan. Not to mention, it's as illegal for bodybuilding as spray-painting graffiti on the local police station.
Enter Clenbutrol, the "legal" brother that promises similar gains without turning you into a jittery mess or a lawbreaker. But here's the kicker: while it waves the flag of safety and legality, don't expect it to perform miracles. It's like comparing a wild tiger to a house cat; they might look similar, but one's a lot less likely to tear you to pieces.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Is Clenbutrol safe?

As safe as crossing the street with your eyes open. It's made from ingredients that won't have you experiencing a heart-pounding rave in your chest. But as with crossing the street, it's best to look both ways – consult a doctor if you're unsure.

Does it actually work?

It's like asking if a diet soda will help you lose weight. Maybe, if you're not washing down a triple cheeseburger with it. Clenbutrol can give you a nudge, but don't ditch your gym membership just yet.

Where can I buy it?

Hang tight; we're getting to that.

Where to Buy Clenbutrol and Its Pricing

Want to give Clenbutrol a whirl? Stick to the yellow brick road leading directly to CrazyBulk's official website. It's the only way to ensure you're not getting duped by some knock-off that's as effective as a sugar pill.
As for the damage to your wallet, it's not exactly chump change. A month's supply will set you back about the same as a fancy dinner for two. And if you're planning to stack it with other products, prepare for your bank account to take a hit. Sure, they offer bundles that promise savings, but remember, the best savings often come from investing in fresh produce and a gym membership.

Hi im trying to train a RL using a custom environment written in XML for MuJoCo. Im using python 3.10.10 on mac 14.3 with an intel processor. The issue im facing is that when i try to initiate the env with gymnasium.make(file.xml) i only get errors. Now, i know that that bit of code is wrong syntax for that function, what i want to say is that i don't understand the syntax for this process. The struggle is that i can't seem to figure out from the documentation how im supposed to create a gymnasium env from my xml file.
What i've seen is that it takes a class or and id str as input, and while this bit of code for a predefined env works:

env = gym.make("InvertedPendulum-v4") 

This won't (as i understand it the v4 is the version of mujoco used):

env = gym.make("MyEnv-v4") 

Where "MyEnv is defined as an xml string.
What I want to understand is how the function input "InvertedPendulum-v4" is structured such that i can replicate it for my own custom env.
Here is the definition for the make() function:

def make( id: str EnvSpec, max_episode_steps: int None = None, autoreset: bool None = None, apply_api_compatibility: bool None = None, disable_env_checker: bool None = None, **kwargs: Any, ) -> Env: """Creates an environment previously registered with :meth:`gymnasium.register` or a :class:`EnvSpec`. To find all available environments use ``gymnasium.envs.registry.keys()`` for all valid ids. Args: id: A string for the environment id or a :class:`EnvSpec`. Optionally if using a string, a module to import can be included, e.g. ``'module:Env-v0'``. This is equivalent to importing the module first to register the environment followed by making the environment. max_episode_steps: Maximum length of an episode, can override the registered :class:`EnvSpec` ``max_episode_steps``. The value is used by :class:`gymnasium.wrappers.TimeLimit`. autoreset: Whether to automatically reset the environment after each episode (:class:`gymnasium.wrappers.AutoResetWrapper`). apply_api_compatibility: Whether to wrap the environment with the :class:`gymnasium.wrappers.StepAPICompatibility` wrapper that converts the environment step from a done bool to return termination and truncation bools. By default, the argument is None in which the :class:`EnvSpec` ``apply_api_compatibility`` is used, otherwise this variable is used in favor. disable_env_checker: If to add :class:`gymnasium.wrappers.PassiveEnvChecker`, ``None`` will default to the :class:`EnvSpec` ``disable_env_checker`` value otherwise use this value will be used. kwargs: Additional arguments to pass to the environment constructor. Returns: An instance of the environment with wrappers applied. Raises: Error: If the ``id`` doesn't exist in the :attr:`registry` """ if isinstance(id, EnvSpec): env_spec = id if not hasattr(env_spec, "additional_wrappers"): logger.warn( f"The env spec passed to `make` does not have a `additional_wrappers`, set it to an empty tuple. Env_spec={env_spec}" ) env_spec.additional_wrappers = () else: # For string id's, load the environment spec from the registry then make the environment spec assert isinstance(id, str) # The environment name can include an unloaded module in "module:env_name" style env_spec = _find_spec(id) assert isinstance(env_spec, EnvSpec) # Update the env spec kwargs with the `make` kwargs env_spec_kwargs = copy.deepcopy(env_spec.kwargs) env_spec_kwargs.update(kwargs) # Load the environment creator if env_spec.entry_point is None: raise error.Error(f"{env_spec.id} registered but entry_point is not specified") elif callable(env_spec.entry_point): env_creator = env_spec.entry_point else: # Assume it's a string env_creator = load_env_creator(env_spec.entry_point) # Determine if to use the rendering render_modes: list[str] None = None if hasattr(env_creator, "metadata"): _check_metadata(env_creator.metadata) render_modes = env_creator.metadata.get("render_modes") render_mode = env_spec_kwargs.get("render_mode") apply_human_rendering = False apply_render_collection = False # If mode is not valid, try applying HumanRendering/RenderCollection wrappers if ( render_mode is not None and render_modes is not None and render_mode not in render_modes ): displayable_modes = {"rgb_array", "rgb_array_list"}.intersection(render_modes) if render_mode == "human" and len(displayable_modes) > 0: logger.warn( "You are trying to use 'human' rendering for an environment that doesn't natively support it. " "The HumanRendering wrapper is being applied to your environment." ) env_spec_kwargs["render_mode"] = displayable_modes.pop() apply_human_rendering = True elif ( render_mode.endswith("_list") and render_mode[: -len("_list")] in render_modes ): env_spec_kwargs["render_mode"] = render_mode[: -len("_list")] apply_render_collection = True else: logger.warn( f"The environment is being initialised with render_mode={render_mode!r} " f"that is not in the possible render_modes ({render_modes})." ) if apply_api_compatibility or ( apply_api_compatibility is None and env_spec.apply_api_compatibility ): # If we use the compatibility layer, we treat the render mode explicitly and don't pass it to the env creator render_mode = env_spec_kwargs.pop("render_mode", None) else: render_mode = None try: env = env_creator(**env_spec_kwargs) except TypeError as e: if ( str(e).find("got an unexpected keyword argument 'render_mode'") >= 0 and apply_human_rendering ): raise error.Error( f"You passed render_mode='human' although {env_spec.id} doesn't implement human-rendering natively. " "Gym tried to apply the HumanRendering wrapper but it looks like your environment is using the old " "rendering API, which is not supported by the HumanRendering wrapper." ) from e else: raise type(e)( f"{e} was raised from the environment creator for {env_spec.id} with kwargs ({env_spec_kwargs})" ) # Set the minimal env spec for the environment. env.unwrapped.spec = EnvSpec( id=env_spec.id, entry_point=env_spec.entry_point, reward_threshold=env_spec.reward_threshold, nondeterministic=env_spec.nondeterministic, max_episode_steps=None, order_enforce=False, autoreset=False, disable_env_checker=True, apply_api_compatibility=False, kwargs=env_spec_kwargs, additional_wrappers=(), vector_entry_point=env_spec.vector_entry_point, ) # Check if pre-wrapped wrappers assert env.spec is not None num_prior_wrappers = len(env.spec.additional_wrappers) if ( env_spec.additional_wrappers[:num_prior_wrappers] != env.spec.additional_wrappers ): for env_spec_wrapper_spec, recreated_wrapper_spec in zip( env_spec.additional_wrappers, env.spec.additional_wrappers ): raise ValueError( f"The environment's wrapper spec {recreated_wrapper_spec} is different from the saved `EnvSpec` additional wrapper {env_spec_wrapper_spec}" ) # Add step API wrapper if apply_api_compatibility is True or ( apply_api_compatibility is None and env_spec.apply_api_compatibility is True ): logger.warn( "`gymnasium.make(..., apply_api_compatibility=True)` and `env_spec.apply_api_compatibility` is deprecated and will be removed in v1.0" ) env = gym.wrappers.EnvCompatibility(env, render_mode) # Run the environment checker as the lowest level wrapper if disable_env_checker is False or ( disable_env_checker is None and env_spec.disable_env_checker is False ): env = gym.wrappers.PassiveEnvChecker(env) # Add the order enforcing wrapper if env_spec.order_enforce: env = gym.wrappers.OrderEnforcing(env) # Add the time limit wrapper if max_episode_steps is not None: env = gym.wrappers.TimeLimit(env, max_episode_steps) elif env_spec.max_episode_steps is not None: env = gym.wrappers.TimeLimit(env, env_spec.max_episode_steps) # Add the auto-reset wrapper if autoreset is True or (autoreset is None and env_spec.autoreset is True): env = gym.wrappers.AutoResetWrapper(env) logger.warn( "`gymnasium.make(..., autoreset=True)` is deprecated and will be removed in v1.0" ) for wrapper_spec in env_spec.additional_wrappers[num_prior_wrappers:]: if wrapper_spec.kwargs is None: raise ValueError( f"{wrapper_spec.name} wrapper does not inherit from `gymnasium.utils.RecordConstructorArgs`, therefore, the wrapper cannot be recreated." ) env = load_env_creator(wrapper_spec.entry_point)(env=env, **wrapper_spec.kwargs) # Add human rendering wrapper if apply_human_rendering: env = gym.wrappers.HumanRendering(env) elif apply_render_collection: env = gym.wrappers.RenderCollection(env) return env 

And here is the definition for the "EnvSpec" input class

@dataclass class EnvSpec: """A specification for creating environments with :meth:`gymnasium.make`. * **id**: The string used to create the environment with :meth:`gymnasium.make` * **entry_point**: A string for the environment location, ``(import path):(environment name)`` or a function that creates the environment. * **reward_threshold**: The reward threshold for completing the environment. * **nondeterministic**: If the observation of an environment cannot be repeated with the same initial state, random number generator state and actions. * **max_episode_steps**: The max number of steps that the environment can take before truncation * **order_enforce**: If to enforce the order of :meth:`gymnasium.Env.reset` before :meth:`gymnasium.Env.step` and :meth:`gymnasium.Env.render` functions * **autoreset**: If to automatically reset the environment on episode end * **disable_env_checker**: If to disable the environment checker wrapper in :meth:`gymnasium.make`, by default False (runs the environment checker) * **kwargs**: Additional keyword arguments passed to the environment during initialisation * **additional_wrappers**: A tuple of additional wrappers applied to the environment (WrapperSpec) * **vector_entry_point**: The location of the vectorized environment to create from """ id: str entry_point: EnvCreator str None = field(default=None) # Environment attributes reward_threshold: float None = field(default=None) nondeterministic: bool = field(default=False) # Wrappers max_episode_steps: int None = field(default=None) order_enforce: bool = field(default=True) autoreset: bool = field(default=False) disable_env_checker: bool = field(default=False) apply_api_compatibility: bool = field(default=False) # Environment arguments kwargs: dict = field(default_factory=dict) # post-init attributes namespace: str None = field(init=False) name: str = field(init=False) version: int None = field(init=False) # applied wrappers additional_wrappers: tuple[WrapperSpec, ...] = field(default_factory=tuple) # Vectorized environment entry point vector_entry_point: VectorEnvCreator str None = field(default=None) def __post_init__(self): """Calls after the spec is created to extract the namespace, name and version from the environment id.""" self.namespace, self.name, self.version = parse_env_id(self.id) def make(self, **kwargs: Any) -> Env: """Calls ``make`` using the environment spec and any keyword arguments.""" return make(self, **kwargs) def to_json(self) -> str: """Converts the environment spec into a json compatible string. Returns: A jsonifyied string for the environment spec """ env_spec_dict = dataclasses.asdict(self) # As the namespace, name and version are initialised after `init` then we remove the attributes env_spec_dict.pop("namespace") env_spec_dict.pop("name") env_spec_dict.pop("version") # To check that the environment spec can be transformed to a json compatible type self._check_can_jsonify(env_spec_dict) return json.dumps(env_spec_dict) @staticmethod def _check_can_jsonify(env_spec: dict[str, Any]): """Warns the user about serialisation failing if the spec contains a callable. Args: env_spec: An environment or wrapper specification. Returns: The specification with lambda functions converted to strings. """ spec_name = env_spec["name"] if "name" in env_spec else env_spec["id"] for key, value in env_spec.items(): if callable(value): ValueError( f"Callable found in {spec_name} for {key} attribute with value={value}. Currently, Gymnasium does not support serialising callables." ) @staticmethod def from_json(json_env_spec: str) -> EnvSpec: """Converts a JSON string into a specification stack. Args: json_env_spec: A JSON string representing the env specification. Returns: An environment spec """ parsed_env_spec = json.loads(json_env_spec) applied_wrapper_specs: list[WrapperSpec] = [] for wrapper_spec_json in parsed_env_spec.pop("additional_wrappers"): try: applied_wrapper_specs.append(WrapperSpec(**wrapper_spec_json)) except Exception as e: raise ValueError( f"An issue occurred when trying to make {wrapper_spec_json} a WrapperSpec" ) from e try: env_spec = EnvSpec(**parsed_env_spec) env_spec.additional_wrappers = tuple(applied_wrapper_specs) except Exception as e: raise ValueError( f"An issue occurred when trying to make {parsed_env_spec} an EnvSpec" ) from e return env_spec def pprint( self, disable_print: bool = False, include_entry_points: bool = False, print_all: bool = False, ) -> str None: """Pretty prints the environment spec. Args: disable_print: If to disable print and return the output include_entry_points: If to include the entry_points in the output print_all: If to print all information, including variables with default values Returns: If ``disable_print is True`` a string otherwise ``None`` """ output = f"id={self.id}" if print_all or include_entry_points: output += f"\nentry_point={self.entry_point}" if print_all or self.reward_threshold is not None: output += f"\nreward_threshold={self.reward_threshold}" if print_all or self.nondeterministic is not False: output += f"\nnondeterministic={self.nondeterministic}" if print_all or self.max_episode_steps is not None: output += f"\nmax_episode_steps={self.max_episode_steps}" if print_all or self.order_enforce is not True: output += f"\norder_enforce={self.order_enforce}" if print_all or self.autoreset is not False: output += f"\nautoreset={self.autoreset}" if print_all or self.disable_env_checker is not False: output += f"\ndisable_env_checker={self.disable_env_checker}" if print_all or self.apply_api_compatibility is not False: output += f"\napplied_api_compatibility={self.apply_api_compatibility}" if print_all or self.additional_wrappers: wrapper_output: list[str] = [] for wrapper_spec in self.additional_wrappers: if include_entry_points: wrapper_output.append( f"\n\tname={wrapper_spec.name}, entry_point={wrapper_spec.entry_point}, kwargs={wrapper_spec.kwargs}" ) else: wrapper_output.append( f"\n\tname={wrapper_spec.name}, kwargs={wrapper_spec.kwargs}" ) if len(wrapper_output) == 0: output += "\nadditional_wrappers=[]" else: output += f"\nadditional_wrappers=[{','.join(wrapper_output)}\n]" if disable_print: return output else: print(output) 

Thx

Dir. Scott Cooper
Overview Middle school teacher, Julia (Keri Russell), moves in with her brother Paul (Jesse Plemons) in her old hometown following the death of her abusive father. Clearly uncomfortable and haunted by memories of her dysfunctional childhood, she finds herself drawn to an emaciated student named Lucas (Jeremy Thomas) – the oldest son of the town meth-cooker. Following an ‘accident’ in an abandoned mine serving as Lucas’ father’s lab, the boy becomes more and more withdrawn. Julia empathizes with him, not knowing that Lucas’ father and younger brother have become host to a dark, hungry evil. As Julia observes Lucas collecting dead animals, her path through the principal and DCS puts her on a collision course with an ancient evil bubbling up from the darkness underneath the town. Will she survive a confrontation with the dreaded wendigo?
Review 20 years before this film was released, Larry Fessenden made the low budget movie Wendigo (2001), a dark psychological film about a family beset by country boys a la Deliverance with the added element of the wendigo as an avenger or sorts – it was modestly successful and put Fessenden on the map. Fessenden has a particular obsession (it seems) with the wendigo as many of his projects include the creature/concept and he has spun it into different meanings and symbols through his career. Unfortunately, this film attempts to evolve the wendigo myth but doesn’t do enough heavy lifting to make it memorable. Executive producer Guillermo Del Toro’s touch is felt in the earnestness of the creature’s design but the writing – by usually exemplary Nick Antosca (Hannibal, Channel Zero, Brand New Cherry Flavor) – is half-baked and underdone. Characters are set up like a TV series with the barest character motivations and depth but don’t go anywhere, effectively making this is a film with no character development. For a film advertised as a dramatic, disturbing, horror film it drops the ball on the first two and triples down on the third. The extent of abuse Julia suffered from her father is never detailed except for an odd flash of grasping hands, screaming children, and a naked old man sucking on a pacifier. Not that we need further context to the abuse but the information we are given seems to indicate a sexual aspect to Julia’s abuse, whereas Lucas’ abuse seems to be just straight neglect brought about by Lucas’ father’s drug abuse – making a connection between the two characters confused. That statement pretty much sums up the characters in the film, most are confused or maintain a state of confusion. The only one who isn’t confused is the wendigo, a beautifully realized physical costume festooned with magnificent antlers. Wendigo stories always have an element of body horror to them but the transformations here rival David Cronenberg’s The Fly (1986) in terms of painful to watch. Graham Greene’s character, the token old Native American who tells the Caucasian characters about the wendigo, also isn’t confused but his exposition just ends up confusing Julia and Paul so that the characters become hilariously at odds by the end. Russell’s Julia is an alright character on paper – and Russell really tries to make her three-dimensional – but on screen she’s paper thin and shrill. The usually excellent Plemons comes out of the film a bit better but it’s quite clear the adult human character weren’t the main focus of the film. Lucas is the main human character of the film and he carries it with agonizing weight. The Lucas sections of the film are among the best and really sell the emotional toll the wendigo extracts. It’s just a shame that some a strong concept and excellent creature design are trapped in such a mediocre package.
Availability Available on VOD, various physical media.
Final Thoughts It’s maddening to have such an accomplished monster design in such a terrible film, the wendigo here is excellently realized and terrifying but way too much time is spent with the inconsequential adult characters. Antosca usually specializes in adult characters warped by childhood trauma and his stories typically delight in creating supernatural manifestations that reflect that trauma in adult ways but he seriously dropped the ball here. I’m more inclined to think that Scott Cooper – who hasn’t directed a horror film before – reworked the script to include more drama. In any case, this film is an unbalanced, heterogeneous mixture of genres that never really comes together. There’s definitely some high points here (creature design, cinematography, score) but it’s hard to recommend this to anyone…
Score 1/5

Hello there,
I recently got a offered new job related to mining in Western Australia and as part of the onboarding I was required to do a drug and alcohol screening: Should be no problem I’m not a big drinker and don’t do any drugs, illicit or otherwise.
The test came back positive for Amphetamines. I had mentioned to the nurse that I had been on 4 days of Sudafed - Cold and Flu that had finished 8 days before the test.
When the test came back to my boss, the tech said it was extremely unlikely that it was the sudafed as that should be gone from my system in a couple of days. I’ve spoken to 2 pharmacists since and they seem to think the same.
My question is could it still be the Sudafed?
More details on me:
I’m new to the heat of Western Australia and probably have been struggling to stay properly hydrated, would this slow down how fast my body metabolises the Sudafed?
I’ve also been intentionally losing some weight recently, could traces of the pseudo ephedrine be stored in my fat and then show up in my urine as I’m shedding weight?
I’m also staying in very dodgy accommodation with the last week, I’ve read it’s possible but rare for people to test positive through environmental exposure living in places that once were Meth ‘smoke houses’.
I do have another test next week but this has all been quite stressful as Meth is a big problem in rural WA so a positive is not taken lightly at all.
TLDR:
Tested positive for amphetamines. Could Sudafed still be in my system 8 days after finishing a 4 day course? If I was dehydrated? If I was losing weight at the moment? Do I need to worry about environmental exposure to meth?
Thanks

I've had the worst relationship ever. I probably don't really need the advice since I know what it'll be, and know what I gotta do already anyway, though I feel the need to vent so here we go.
I was in a relationship with a bipolar mentally ill woman for 8 years. She's been thru the mental health system in the past, medicated, electric shocked, doesn't work- the whole 9 yards. My heart got entangled with her unfortunately and I just couldn't extract myself even though I knew it was bad news. She would do things like flip out and go ballistic at me, derailing my work and my day, because I say, had a bath, and she felt the hot water was owed to her. I'd leave after these situations and I'd have a really hard time with it, but I'd go and I'd stay gone and I wouldn't make contact. Problem is, she's an obsessive type with no shame, so she'd stalk and harass me basically in to coming back, and I'd always cave and do so in the end.
She's a classic narcissist gaslighter who never seems to self reflect or take any self responsibility. I had a work from home job at one point and she demanded that we discuss some issue of ours while I was in the middle of my work day. Told her I couldn't right then. She persisted in bombarding me with it, getting more and more angry. Finally I made a retreat to the basement before it went full spiral. Then she blew up my phone with raging texts and started shouting thru the upstairs floor. I snapped finally and called her a pos or something along those lines, she came down and smashed a glass on me. At this point I was basically in shock so I put my arms around her and just said go clean this up right now or something to that effect. After that I took off because clearly the situation was just in full meltdown and I needed to be out of there.
She spent the rest of that evening texting me relentlessly- saying she's "sorry" she smashed stuff on me, but it's my fault, because I did this, or that, etc. Then she wants me to come over and have sex with her. It was so insane that I just told her no chance, I'm not coming back- see ya. I did eventually come back though.
Then what's she do? Well she found a "bruise" on her shoulder or something in the days that followed from that incident. Suddenly instead of her cheap "apologies" for hurting me while claiming it was my own fault, she flipped the whole narrative around- now I was a woman beater who battered her. That was years ago. She continues to press this on me to this day- claiming I "battered" her and left her permanently disabled- even though she had no injury whatsoever to begin with, and was the perpetrator who had assaulted ME, which of course is now always left completely out of her version of the events. She's always threatened to go to the police and to take me to court for a settlement, but she's cried wolf and made so many false claims I'm not really concerned about it anymore, I'm more just devastated at the manipulation, the gaslighting, and the betrayal of someone so close to act that way.
She even claims that she can not work, because I "injured" her years ago. Except she NEVER worked to begin with. Her MO is to constantly play victim and use that as a means to take control over someone and hopefully extort them or whatever end it is she's trying to achieve.
So yeah, I know- if my side of the story is accurate, she's completely insane and I'm just as bad for continuing to indulge it throughout the years. Heart wants what it wants unfortunately.
She has a preteen daughter. The child learned the same victim playing tactics that her mother uses. In the months that followed her "injury" allegation against me, the child started making one of her own against me- exact same thing- "I'm in pain, and you owe me"- for years and years and years. The actual incident was a nothing burger, all I did was pick the kid up and sit her down on a bed. She wasn't injured, there was no intent to do injury. She learned her mom's tactics and ran with them. It's been 4 years, they both continue to claim they are permanently disabled because of me- even though they both function fine wherever they need to.
The kid is really a lost cause. Mother never insisted on sending her to school. Her mother was so lazy, she thought she would "home school" the kid instead of get up and put her on the bus- because the bus is "too much work". I told her this is obviously irrational and that it's way less work to just send her on her way to school. Well the kid never really went, and while being "homeschooled" there was really no schooling going on at all. She's a basically illiterate preteen now. Probably couldn't solve a simple math equation. All the while I tried to do what I could to get her on the right track, I was demonized for it and seen as "mean" and authoritative and what not though for trying to bring some boundaries and structure to the picture.
I ended up moving out in Dec 22, the kid was one day demanding an A&W meal or something like that for lunch, her mom said no for whatever reason- the kid went ballistic- started kicking a door off the hinges, punching holes in the wall etc. I took the kid's computer away that I bought for her as punishment. I was then accused of being a "mean stepdad". Then after all that, the mother and grandparents actually rewarded her violent outburst, and went and got her the fast food she demanded. I was completely appalled, so at that point I decided I can't live my life in this kind of unstable insanity any longer- so I moved out. I did keep in touch with the mother though- the relationship was still not really done. I thought maybe with a bit of breathing room, things might actually improve.
Wrong. Things really, really took a turn for the worse last summer. The child is now basically a middle school drop out- the schools suspend her repeatedly and then after a while just kick her out completely. So she's fallen in with a pretty degenerate crowd- kids of criminals and that type of thing. She's smoked meth already even. So anyhow, looks to me like her degenerate buddies taught her the word "pedo"- and that's been her new go to to slander me with when she doesn't like that I give her no for an answer, or what not.
This particular case of slander began last summer- the kid asked me for a ride from the skatepark over text. I said I can't do it, I'm at work- she blew up, started spamming swear words at me in all caps, telling me to die and hang myself or something like that, topping it off with "pedo". I was completely shellshocked and dismayed- I sent screencaps of the text right away to her mother, and her grandmother. The mother (my gf) just said "ah well she's just a kid saying stuff".
After that they all kind of half assed apologized to me and said they don't think I'm a "pedo"- so I kicked the can down the road again and continued on in the relationship. One day the two of them want a ride across town. So mom and daughter jump in the car with me, I start driving.. thinking this is probably a stupid idea but I figured I'd be "nice" and try to set a decent example of getting along. Well the kid puts on some horrid gangster rap music about murdering people and such, full of n bombs.. she's only 11 years old so I tell her to turn it off. She then basically tells me she's in control, I have no say over what goes on in my own vehicle, and that she'll be calling the shots. I said if that's your attitude- you're going home. So I turned the vehicle around, and took her back home. AGAIN- the pedo remark in response to this. I'm then accosted with a crazy text in all caps from her child, through her FB account, accusing me of "picking her up out of the bath" or something when she was "8". A complete absurd fabricated story that she made up for no reason I can see other than to deflect from her own awful behaviour and make me the villain of the situation, as she had always done in the past- but never to such an awful extent of calling me a "pedo". I was then blocked on my gf's account by her child, and unable to reason through to her about it. So I got in touch with the grandmother and asked for some support- asked to not be slandered in that way and to please get a handle on the daughter's outbursts. Well that didn't go as planned- the grandmother's response? "I 100% support the allegations, clean up your act", or something to that effect. I genuinely did not expect that- the kid had been making similar claims about her grandfather when angry with him, and similar claims about the principal at school when angry with him- so I thought everyone would just see it for what it is and agree that we need to get a handle on the kid's out of control attitude and behaviour. Nope. I was completely blown away, dumbfounded. At this point I knew I had let all this go on way too long and it was time to draw a line. I knew if they were going to sink THIS low that I absolutely had to put my foot down and say NO way.
The mother then flip flopped on the crazy pedo slander against me- one minute shrugging it off as just a kid "saying things", the next doubling down on it. I made the decision that I was going to cut ties with her and be done, it was just too insane and too damaging to my person and reputation. Interestingly enough, that very night I made that decision, the next day I wake up to find I'm suddenly blocked by her. No idea why. She then contacts me outside of FB where she has me blocked, to let me know that her child attacked her last night after she swore at mom in front of a friend- at which point mom told child her friend had to go home. Then after the attack- the child claimed she did it because mom was still in contact with me- it was my fault that her kid beat her up (I wonder why that actual assault didn't cause her any permanent injury)- even though I had moved out almost a year ago and wasn't even around for that.
I was pretty sad even though I was planning to end it anyway- but I accepted it and said goodbye. I didn't want to begin trying to defend myself again against another outrageous insane accusation, I just told her to go do what she has to do, and goodbye.
Well she didn't really leave it there- she persisted in hounding me for weeks, and months to come after that- still claiming we're in a relationship, even while also claiming she can't be with me, because it "triggers" her kid, who then attacks her for it. By this point as well, the kid was constantly fabricating new abuse allegations against me, stories that constantly conflicted with one another, going back years, which of course she never felt the need to make any mention of until she found it to be an effective tactic of making the mean step dad guy who doesn't let her kick doors down or listen to music about murdering people in his car go away. I told my, I guess ex at this point, that I would not be reconciling with her whatsoever unless she'd be willing to stand up against these atrocious lies against me. She wasn't willing to do it- she wanted to accuse me of the most awful abuse against her kid, while at the same time continue to pursue a relationship with me. An utterly insane position to hold which of course completely undermines her own credibility- if she really believed I'd done any of those things- how could she possibly justify remaining in contact with me let alone wanting to still be together? I told her she had to choose, and she just wouldn't- she wanted to have all her evil ugly slander against me, AND the relationship.
So I stood my ground and kept myself away from her for months.
Finally she has an "epiphany" that she let it all go to waste over a lie and she wants to be let back in. I cave. Of course shortly after, she goes back to slandering and accusing me again. So I kick her out of my life again. She doesn't really care when I call it off with her though, she doesn't have any shame and will continue to just trample my boundaries to maintain a relationship with me regardless of what I say. So it continues to drag on and on- I'm trying to get rid of her- all the while, she's continuing to try to be with me, while also doing things like, making false police reports against me, then calling the police back and recanting, then telling therapists her kid's lies against me which then gets the ministry involved and investigating, who never even talked to me because I guess they saw the writing on the wall with the kid constantly slandering everyone around her. Just an utter shitshow from hell.
Finally, the therapists tell her that based on her ridiculous false allegations against me, she will have to choose either her child or me. She tells me that and I tell her to go on, be gone. You've already decided to stand with lies over a 9 year relationship, you made your choice, goodbye. She continues kind of clinging on to me though for a week or so, until finally her kid beats her up again. Guess who's fault it was? Yep- mine. I wasn't there, but I am then put back on block, as the child has again assaulted her mom, and then blames it on me, says it's because she's "in pain" from an "injury" I gave her 4 years ago- the "injury" being when I sat her down on a bed. There was no injury, and the kid skateboards and hurts herself all the time- curious how she's not disabled for life thereafter. But anyway, this is the thought process that goes on with these people.
The kid attacking her again and making it my fault, AGAIN, finally seems to have been the last straw. My ex now really seems to be afraid of keeping contact with me, for the repercussions she'll face from her 12 year old otherwise. She's gone and ghosted- something she has never done in all these years. I got what I asked for finally. The worst most fucked up part? I'm devastated about it, despite the absolute horror show of a relationship it was, that would've killed me if I stayed in it.
So what the fuck is wrong with me is what I really want to know. How can I be this devastated and heartbroken over what amounts to a rotten potato essentially. These people did nothing really at all for me that was any good. I never received any help or support with anything, it was always a one way street- drive me here, take me there, buy me that, help me with this, and then on the flip I was basically just told that I was violent and abusive and they didn't have to do anything for me and I just owed them so it was justified in being a one way street.
It was the most unhinged, depraved psychotic dynamic I could ever even have imagined, and somehow, I'm devastated to lose it. Somehow, I have this naive part of me believing that she surely can't be as crazy as she's shown herself to be time and time again- surely she will come to her senses, and put things right with me, and maybe get to work on having some proper boundaries with her child for the sake of there being any hope at all for her. But no. It's the same old story, through and throughout, time and time again. I never dreamed it would end up being this insane- I thought that there had to be a limit, that at some point she would have to see some kind of reason. It just didn't happen. It never will. There is no limit. They could accuse me of being a serial killer and not repent from it or see anything wrong with that. Instead they'd just claim that I probably am, and even if I'm not, I'm a mean horrible abusive guy, and deserve their slander anyway- even if not true.
And yet I'm just devastated to lose her anyway. I love the psycho, that's what always kept me coming back- I wasn't stupid, I saw the writing on the wall- I knew she was a manipulator, a gaslighter, and severely mentally ill, I just couldn't extract myself because, the heart's a bitch I guess. Now that she's finally done chasing after me, and she's ready to cut contact herself, it can actually truly end. I got what I wanted, and what I asked for for months and months, and I'm not happy with it at all, even though- after reading all this- I should obviously be very happy to have all of this mayhem gone from my life. I should be relieved. But I'm not. At all.