Safeway: 4x reward point items denoted with asterisk (*)
Beef T-bone steak $7.99/lb
Hass avocados or mangoes 10 for $10
Foster Farms 93/7 ground turkey buy 1 get 1
Pork sirloin chops $1.97/lb digital coupon no limit 6lb packs
Strawberries 1lb, Blueberries Raspberries Blackberries 6oz 3 for $10
Lucerne Eggs AA Large 18ct $2.97/ea digital coupon limit 1
Yellow peaches or nectarines $2.47/lb digital coupon limit 4 lbs
Extra Jumbo raw shrimp 16-20ct $4.87/lb in a 2lb bag digital coupon limit 4
Signature select breakfast sausage 12oz $3.97/ea digital coupon limit 4
Lucerne milk or open nature almond beverage 1/3 gallon $1.97/ea digital coupon limit 4
Sargento shredded or sliced cheese 5-8oz $1.97/ea digital coupon limit 4
Lay's potato chips or poppables 5-8oz, Miss Vickie's chips 8oz $1.97/ea digital coupon limit 4
Ben & Jerry's buy 1 get 1
Gatorade 8pk 20oz $5.99
Cheerios or Cinnamon Toast Crunch 9-12oz $1.99/ea when you buy 4
*Fage Greek Yogurt 10 for $10
*Delimex frozen Taquitos 21-23oz $6.49
Mandarins 3lb bag $5 digital coupon
Signature select thick bacon $5.99/lb in a 3lb pkg digital coupon
Yoplait yogurt 4-6oz $0.49/ea digital coupon limit 12
Lucerne sour cream 16oz $1.99 digital coupon limit 4
Philadelphia cream cheese 8oz $2.49 digital coupon limit 4
Home Run Inn or Gino's East Deep Dish Pizzas $5.99/ea <-- I will vouch that I like both of these
Lucerne butter 16oz $3.97/ea digital coupon limit 4
Dawn dish soap or EZ Squeeze $2.97/ea digital coupon limit 2
Tide detergent 63oz $7.99/ea digital coupon limit 1
Bounty Paper Towels 6pk or Charmin TP 9 mega rolls $11.97/ea digital coupon limit 1
Deli Chicken Tenders $5/lb Friday only
Deli Chicken nuggets 20ct $5 Friday only
Ground Beef 80/20 $2.50/lb Friday only
M&Ms party size 34-38oz $14.99 digital coupon limit 1
Lucky:
One time digital coupon $10 off $50+ order Fri Sat Sun
Butterball ground turkey 85/15 $2.99/lb Fri Sat Sun
Wild Snowcrab clusters $6.99/lb F S S
Fresh deli French bread loaf $0.99/ea F S S
Clementines 3lb bag $2.99 F S S
Eggo Waffles 8-14oz 2 for $5 F S S
Kraft Mac n Cheese $1/box F S S
Sunnyside farms sliced, shredded, or block cheese 8oz $1.99 F S S
Assorted meat sale. Beef London Broil, Ground 85/15, Boneless bottom round roast, or Pork Tenderloins buy 1 get 1 mix n match
White baby bella mushrooms 16oz or Naturesweet, Cherubs, Constellations, or Glorys 10oz buy 1 get 1
Red, Yellow, Orange bell peppers or English cucumbers buy 1 get1
Strawberries 1lb, raspberries blackberries 6oz buy 1 get 1
Avocados 4ct or Lemons 2lb bag buy 1 get 1 mix n match
Wonderful pistachios 14-15oz buy 1 get 1
Baby carrots 2lb or Celery hearts 16oz buy 1 get 1
Ruffles, Tostitos, Fritos, Cheetos buy 2 get 2 mix n match
7up products 12pk or 8pk buy 2 get 2 mix n match
Mix n Match buy 5 save $5 on assorted things like soda, frozen veggies, cookies, cereal, juice, etc.
General Mills family size cereals $3.99/ea digital coupon
Mission tortilla chips 2 for $5
Takis and Soda 2 liter promo buy 2 get 2? mix n match
Monster energy 12pk $19.99
Sunny Select Apple juice 64oz 2 for $7
Nob Hill:
Foster Farms whole chicken $0.97/lb digital member deal limit 4
Raley's canned vegetables or beans $0.97/ea digital coupon limit 4
Pringles $1.47/ea digital coupon limit 4
Barilla pasta $1.27/lb digital coupon limit 4
Barilla pasta sauce 24oz $1.97 digital coupon limit 4
Pillsbury cookie dough, monkey bread, crescent or cinnamon roll ready bake stuff $2.97/ea digital coupon limit 4
Honey Bunches of Oats or Fruity Pebbles cereal $3.47/ea digital coupon limit 4
Dave's Killer Bread $4.97/ea digital coupon limit 4
Personal sized watermelon $2.77/ea digital coupon limit 4
Raw shrimp 41/50ct $2.97/lb in a 2lb bag digital coupon limit 2
Chobani Flip, Creations or Fage Greek yogurt $0.97/ea digital coupon limit 10
Sunnyside farms 1.5qt or Baskin Robbins 14oz ice cream $2.77/ea digital coupon limit 4
Frito-Lay party size chips $3.47/ea digital coupon limit 4
Evergood sausages 12oz $3.47 digital coupon limit 4
Red Mangoes or Hass Avocados 5 for $5 Monday only
Raley's deli ham or American cheese $5/lb Monday only
Johnsonville Brats or Italian sausage 16oz $5 Monday only limit 4
Raley's Frozen Blueberries 32oz, Raley's honey 16oz, Eggo Waffles 25.8-29.6oz $5/ea Monday only limit 4
Fritos, Cheetos, La Fortaleza tortilla chips 2 for $5 Monday only limit 4
Raley's Minced Garlic 32oz, Kraft Mac n Cheese 5pk, Delgrosso pasta sauce 26oz $5 Monday only limit 4
Smart & Final:
Foster Farms whole chickens $1.49/lb
General Mills cereals $2.49/ea when you buy 4
Frito-Lay Party Size 12.5-17oz $3.99/ea when you buy 3
First Street Premium Ice Cream 48oz $3.99/ea when you buy 2
Artesano Bread 20oz $2.49/ea digital coupon limit 4
Best Foods Mayonnaise 20-30oz $3.99/ea digital coupon limit 1
Capri Sun 10ct $2.99/ea digital coupon limit 4
Marie Callender's Meals or Pot Pies $2.99/ea digital coupon limit 4
Barilla Pasta 16oz $1.49/ea digital coupon limit 4
Gatorade 8pk 20oz $6.99/ea digital coupon limit 4
Valbest Chicken leg quarters $0.89/lb in a 10lb bag
Evergood smoked sausage 24oz $8.99/ea
Dino nuggets 56oz $9.99/ea
Jennie-O Turkey Franks 3lb $6.49/ea
First Street Frozen vegetables 2.5lb assorted $3.79/ea
First Street bottled water 35ct 16.9oz $3.99/ea when you buy 3
Coca-Cola 24pk 12oz cans $13.88 when you buy 2
BULK M&Ms 62oz $14.99
El Super:
White Onions 3lbs for $0.99 Weds only
Seedless watermelons 3lbs for $0.99 Weds Sat Sun only
Green Cabbage 3lbs for $0.99 Weds only
Pineapples 2lbs for $0.99 Weds only
Bananas 2lbs for $0.99 Weds only
Mexican squash 2lbs for $0.99 Weds only
Roma tomatoes $0.69/lb Weds only
Papayas $0.79/lb Weds only
White Potatoes $0.89/lb Weds only
Small Hass Avocados 3 for $).99
Cucumbers 3 for $0.99
Limes $0.89/lb
Gatorade 28oz 3 for $5
Cheetos or Fritos $2.99/ea when you buy 2
Honey bunches of Oats cereal $2.99/ea
Jans Jasmine Rice 4lbs $3.99/ea
Whole chicken breast $1.99/lb Sat Sun only
Chicken leg quarters $0.87/lb Thurs only
Pork neck or trotters $1.99/lb Thurs only
Mangoes 2 for $0.99
Oranges 2lbs for $0.99
Cantaloupes 2lbs for $0.99
Corn 2 for $0.99
Radishes 2 for $0.88
Carrots $0.69/lb
Tomatillos $0.89/lb
Strawberries 16oz 2 for $3

Okay I'll admit it, maybe I knew a tad too much about computer hacking and modding for a 10 year old kid. There's nothing wrong with being a tech nerd. I was just into it for all the wrong reasons. I liked to prank my friends online. And I don't just mean rickrolling them or changing stuff on Wikipedia. I was a bad guy. I would delete valuable items from my friends' accounts on their favorite games. I'd find out what creepypastas scared them the most and then change pictures on their most visited websites to them. I just thought it was funny. I liked watching them use every swear word in the dictionary or fall out of their seats after a jumpscare.
My favorite victim was my sister Ella. Boy did I enjoy screwing around with her stuff. She was obsessed with that game Animal Jam. The funniest thing I ever did to her was getting her first account banned the day after she bought her membership. I downloaded a bot that allows you to mass send the same Jam-a-Gram to everyone on your buddies list. I also figured out how to make someone your buddy automatically without them having to accept your friend request. I logged onto Ella's account and automatically friended everyone in the same land I was in. Then I mass sent them inappropriate Jam-a-Grams until people finally reported me enough to get Ella permabanned. I still laugh thinking about the temper tantrum she had.
I felt a little bad knowing that our mom had spent her own money on the membership card, so I told myself I wouldn't mess around with Ella's membership again after she got a second account. I still played other jokes on her like making her switch animals at random or changing her den to a giant model of a phantom (which she was terrified of). Eventually she got tired of me screwing around and locked her den. Fair enough. But that wasn't gonna stop me. If I could make all minigames unwinnable, I could easily bypass the "only me" den lock setting. So I did.
When I got inside her princess castle den, everything was where she last left it. I opened the decorating menu and noticed that there were animals inside the castle. They weren't moving, so I thought they were just plushies. I moved my tiger character closer to the animals. They were all horses. Not plushies, but the animal character models. None of them had a username tag that I could click on. They were all gray and were all in the sitting pose facing each other. I made my tiger run around their circle a few times, thinking they'd acknowledge me. The horses just stayed still. I typed "Hey guys" in the chat. My message popped up in the speech bubble and stayed there for a few seconds. It disappeared with no response.
That evening I asked Ella to show me her den. She opened the decorating menu and the gray horses were gone. I chalked it up to being something left over from when I messed around with the phantom models.
My friend asked me to raid the den of this user that was cyberbullying him. I was going to put so much furniture that it would overload and make the game severely lag to a point where if it didn't crash automatically, it would take about a minute for your character to move a couple steps. I bypassed the den lock and was about to get to work. Then I saw the two gray lions in front of me.
"I'm stronger." said the first lion. "I'm smarter." replied the second. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to be a little troll. "You are both weak and dumb", I typed in the chat. The lions turned around to face me. "But only one of us can go." one of them said. Forgetting what I came for, I stayed around to hear what they were talking about. There’s nothing like some good Animal Jam drama, right?
“So the question is, which one of us does the new paradise need more?” asked one of the lions. This was strange to me. Nobody talks in complete sentences and proper grammar in this game. And what was the “new paradise”? Surely they must be roleplaying. Why not join the fun since I’m here? I asked what roleplay theme they were doing. They didn’t respond to me and kept speaking to each other. “We need to decide now. The end is approaching fast.” I barricaded the whole den with furniture like I was supposed to, and went on my way.
I went to Jamaa Central to go shopping, and noticed there was a crowd around the Mira statue. Surrounding the statue were three different animals: a bunny, a fox, and a sheep. They were all gray and didn’t wear any clothes. Everyone else sporting their usual colorful fur and accessories looked upon them from a small distance. It was almost like there was some sort of imaginary line separating the two groups.
“Mira’s feathers have begun to fall.” said the sheep. “We have been ignoring nature’s warnings for too long.” added the bunny.
No one else was talking. There wasn’t anyone advertising what they had for trade or inviting others to play a minigame. All of the animal avatars were turned to face the statue.
“The inevitable destruction of Jamaa awaits. Your existence will cease to be.” the fox said. This piqued my interest because I thought it was some weird roleplay. I decided to join in with what little context I had. “Soon, your den will be filled with phantoms!” I said in the chat, playing along.
The gray animals spun around to face me. “The tiger is a false prophet.” announced the fox. I responded with “Rude :P “, using the silly tongue emoticon. If these guys were gonna screw with me, then it’s only fair I mess with them, right? So I clicked on the fox’s player card and sure enough, she had a locked den. I knew exactly what I was going to do: make my little prophecy come true and turn her den into the giant phantom model. I bypassed the den lock and watched the loading bar fill.
When the game finished loading, I was alone in total darkness. The sidebar with your Jam-a-Grams and friend list was gone. There was no globe button to return to the map, but there was a name tag for the location- “The Ark”. I tried to walk around, but my tiger didn’t budge.
Two spaces to the left and right of me lit up like spotlights and revealed a gray monkey and fox. They were displaying strange animations I had never seen before. The monkey had its eyes closed and hands clasped together, as if it was praying. The fox raised its tail and rested its head on the floor. There was no music but the sound of a flowing stream.
Behind them stood a horse bowing its head repeatedly and an eagle with its wings folded in, concealing its head. I wanted to ask what this place was, who these people were and why I was there. I tried to chat, but I could no longer type freely. I was restricted to Bubble Chat, a list of generic Animal Jam-approved phrases to help you navigate the game (such as “Let’s be buddies!” or “How do I earn gems?”). But these phrases were definitely not part of the usual Bubble Chat list. Some of the options I saw were: “Oh Mother Nature, bless me with your kindness.” “Amen.” “The flood is coming.” “You aren’t worthy of salvation.” “Listen to Noah’s warning.”
I felt something that I had never felt when playing Animal Jam before. I felt like I wasn’t supposed to be here.I don’t know what I stumbled upon, but I knew in my heart that I found something bad. Someone really didn’t want me to see this. I’m worried that whoever is trying to keep this secret would do anything to make sure it didn’t get out.
The area continued to illuminate, revealing even more animals in these strange positions. At the end of the room was a large wooden boat with a door that looked like you could walk through. It opened and out came a gray wolf. He had the skull eyes and was the only one wearing any items of clothing; he had what looked like some sort of cane or scepter on his back. Chat bubbles appeared over every animal, which had the same message: “Hail Alpha Noah”. They repeated the message every few seconds.
“Cease exaltation.” said the wolf’s chat bubble, stepping out of the shadows. The other animals stopped talking. He walked into the center of the room. “It appears that we have saved the last voyager, have we not?”
“Yes, Alpha.” said a sheep. “We have saved the tiger.” The sheep turned towards my avatar, and the other animals followed suit. I clicked around desperately, hoping to find a way out but to no avail. I had no idea what was about to happen next and I wasn’t exactly eager to find out.
Noah the wolf drew closer. I took a deep breath and reminded myself that it was only a children’s game. Nothing was going to happen to me in real life. I shouldn’t let that creep me out. But what if I stumbled across something that really was evil? My imagination ran wild. Was this a front for some sort of real criminal activity? Was I being drawn into a plot? Why do it on Animal Jam of all places?
My worries were soon interrupted by a pink and purple panda running out into the middle of the circle. I thought that help had arrived. Finally, someone who looked like a regular player. Maybe she could help me get back to the normal Animal Jam map.
“Hello?” the panda called out with her chat bubble. All of the gray animals sharply turned towards her. “Who are you and why are you here?” asked Noah. The panda told him her username and that she tried to follow her buddy somewhere, got lost, and ended up in this weird place.
“We already have a panda on the Ark.” said Noah. “You don’t need to be here.”
I don’t understand. Why was this random player not needed, but I was? It seemed like we were both just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Wait. That’s not right. The panda said she got lost on the way to somewhere else on the map. I was prying around in other Jammers’ dens. She didn’t mean to come here. I asked for it.
The panda asked Noah how to get back to the world map. “I am deeply sorry, but I cannot grant you salvation. You are simply not fit for the Ark, yet I cannot let you return to Jamaa either. If you go back and tell everyone what you experienced, you will only stir up jealousy among the other animals over who is worthy of salvation. Then the Ark will be overcrowded, it will sink, and no one gets saved.” This speech was divided up into several chat bubbles because of the character limit.
Noah walked back to the giant boat. “Let this be a reminder as to what will happen to the heathens when the Great Flood strikes. Praise Mother Nature and be grateful to me that you were fortunate enough to be the single member of your species that will live on.” All of the other animals turned their backs on the panda. I did too, out of fear.
The middle of the circle opened up into a deep blue water texture, almost like the ocean. The panda’s still model bobbed up and down beneath the waves. Every time she disappeared behind the water and came back, she sank down lower. Then she closed her eyes, transitioned to the sleeping animation, and sank down into the dark water until she couldn’t be seen anymore.
I just saw an animal avatar drown.
After seeing that, I knew what I had to do: fit in with this group or else. Only move when they move. Say what they say at the same time they do. I know that nothing happened in real life to whoever was behind the panda character. I still didn’t want to find out what exactly that was.
“Shed no tears for your heathen friends and family. Turn your backs on them like you did just now.” said Noah. “Oh, I have forgotten a very important matter. The last voyager.” He prowled towards my character from across the circle. All eyes were on me now. I started to fidget in my seat. I don’t know what the “last voyager” is, and it doesn’t sound like a very good thing.
“The tiger. He represents vitality and luck. We are so fortunate to have found the great tiger after so long. You truly possess these traits, constantly finding yourself surrounded by wealth and fortune.” he said. “Do you believe you embody the tiger’s greatest traits?”
I scrolled through the Bubble Chat phrase list and found “Yes.” I didn’t quite get what Noah meant, but if I appeared confident, he probably would leave me alone.
“Then drink from the water of Mother Nature’s sea.” A golden cup appeared next to my avatar. I assumed it worked just like the hot cocoa or smoothies, so I clicked on it to drink. Surely enough, it shrank and disappeared just like I expected it to.
“Rejoice, voyagers, for our toils are finally over. When Mira releases her tears and floods the world, we are prepared. We will be saved. We will be all that remains of Jamaa.”
Everyone entered into the strange praying animation I saw earlier. I clicked the animation menu and there was a button with a boat. I clicked it and the tiger sat, bowing its head.
The room illuminated once more to reveal a giant clock set to 12 o’clock. The sound of a church bell rang out.
The clock started to tick backwards.

Wanna skip the wall of text? Just skip to the Strategy Guide section if you wanna keep information to a minimum. I'd recommend using the rest of the post as a wiki to refer to when you have questions rather than reading through the entire thing to begin with anyway.
I'm gonna try to cover as much as possible and explain almost everything related to the event. Some of the things are still uncleauncertain so I will highlight those.
I will start by explaining every part of the event and then I'll end with a strategy guide for the "optimal" way to complete the pass and some tips.
All images linked below can be found in this imgur album if anybody wants them all in one place instead of having to open multiple links.
The event can be accessed from the main menu in game. The first act is the only one available as of now. Clicking on that takes you to the event section (which functions similarly to the battlepass). There are three tabs: The Overworld Map, The Crownfall Store and the Candyworks Caravan (locked initially).
The Overworld Map
The overworld map consists of (for Act 1) 53 nodes (including the start and finish node). To complete the main quest you'd need a minimum of 21 nodes to be completed. Completing a node involves at the very least reaching said node as well as, for some of the nodes, completing an additional task. To traverse the map you'd need to unlock the paths between nodes using tokens. The tutorial goes over this and gives you a sample token to use.
You can complete upto 35 out of the 53 nodes without making any purchases. The remaining 18 nodes are in the 2 side quests: 11 in Divided They Fall and 7 in The Missing Smith.
Reaching different nodes awards you with Store coins (detailed in the store section), Candy Bags (explained in the candyworks caravan section), Crownfall treasures, MMR Double Down Tokens, Emoticons, Loading Screens, Sprays, Showcase Decorations, Sets, and Style Unlocks for the sets.
Token System:
As for the tokens, they are obtained by literally just playing dota games. Each hero in the game has 3 tokens assigned to them. Examples below:
Ancient Apparation
Sniper
Medusa
Drow Ranger
Troll Warlord
As you might have noticed, some heroes can even have multiple of the same token. There are 18 tokens assigned to heroes (aside from quest specific tokens that are unlocked through other methods): Walking, Running, Flying, Floating, Slithering, Mounted, Crawling, Jumping, Teleportation, Melee, Ranged, Disabler, Escape, Durable, Initiator, Nuker, Pusher and Healer. The token inventory is available at the bottom and shows the list of tokens that can be earned as well as the availability. There is a 19th token type in act 1, namely the pathfinder token that can be unlocked by buying the pack (I will go over this in a later section).
Each hero has 3 tokens assigned to them, each token type has at least 1 hero and up to 3 heroes that have 2 heroes corresponding to them. The two exceptions being crawling (no heroes have 2 crawling tokens but brood has 3) and Nuker (a staggering 7 units have 2 nuker tokens).
Winning a game with a hero gives you all the tokens that are assigned to the hero while losing a game gives you a random 1 out of the 3. Turbo games give 2 tokens for a win and none for a loss. The token system is an overhaul of the pre-existing cavern crawl system. IMO this system is better as you don't have to wait for a hero to unlock to play it, losing still progresses and you're not forced to pick a certain hero at any point (so no more despairing over the chens and earth spirits).
Clicking on a token shows you which heroes provide it and how many of them. You can hold down Shift to select multiple tokens to see which heroes fit a certain combination.
Now back to the map, the paths can require anywhere from 1 to 3 tokens, here's an example of a path needing 1 ranged token, and the token kinds required are random for everyone. Some paths can even require duplicates of the same tokens (one of my nodes needed 2 flying tokens for example). If a path requires multiple tokens, clicking on any of the tokens will show you which heroes fit the combination of the tokens you do not own for the required path to be unlocked. This is how a multi token path looks like.
Edit: The final path before the End node + reward chest actually requires 4 tokens to unlock, u/Asekeeewka and u/PlaneswalkingBadger were kind enough to remind me of the fact.
Upper Half and Lower Half of the map, since I can't get them both in one image.
While most of the nodes just complete on reaching them, some nodes are Encounter nodes that offer additional rewards/features/mechanics to try out. I will go over each and every one of them in order to explain them. They can be identified by being diamond-shaped and bigger than the smaller, circular nodes across the rest of the map.
Start node: Where the journey starts, the only encounter node that isn't diamond shaped.
A Pair of Dangerous Eyes: A dialogue that provides you with 3 tokens, not sure if everyone gets the same 3 but here are mine.
Token Trader: Allows you to trade either 3 of the same tokens or 4 of any combination of tokens for a specific token. Not recommended to use early on (I'll bring this up in my strategy guide later).
Candyworks Caravan: Unlocks the Candyworks Caravan (detailed in a later section).
Fishing With Tidehunter: Fishing minigame, reaching 1k points in a single game gives you a fishing token (required to unlock another part of the map, i forgot which). Reaching 4k, 7k and 10k points also grant 2, 3 and 5 random tokens respectively for a total of 10 tokens. This is optional and can be skipped in favour of just playing more dota games if you find this a hassle (only the fishing token is required to be obtained from here).
To obtain all the rewards a total of 10k points in one minigame would be required (out of 5 fishing attempts). My advice would be to look for the high value fish and try to catch them exclusively and retry/restart if you fail twice. Each high value fish should give you around 2.5k points so just 4 of them should be enough.
You can aim for specific fish by moving your mouse left and right accordingly (look at the cursor position) and then holding down the left mouse button to adjust power. The closest fish to where the lure lands will be the one that gets hooked. Catching the fish is then akin to how you'd do it in stardew valley, clicking/holding the left mouse button makes the bar go up and releasing it makes it go down, the goal is to move the bar to match the movement of the fish.
Sometimes there won't be any so I'd recommend restarting.
Hard to show with just images and no video but these are the high value fish, they're also harder to catch though.
There's an even higher rarity but that doesn't spawn often and is even harder to catch, it gives like 4k points or sth tho iirc.
Edit : another tip here from u/kughanr
Fadho the First-Time Snake Charmer: Provides a slithering token after you win a game, iirc this reward refreshes once a day according to some people (I'd like confirmation on whether it does so and if there's a limit to this).
This comment from u/Storytellergg seems to indicate that only unranked and ranked wins count towards obtaining a token and that turbo games do not count. However, this other comment from u/n0stalghia seems to indicate that you get the token even if you lose your game.
Future Site of Scree'Auk Temple: A pyramid-scheme like dialogue that requires you to provide 4, 8, 12 and 16 tokens (the specific tokens required are likely randomly generated and different for everyone) according to this comment. The rewards are 4 candy bags, 6 candy bags, 10 rerolls on the candyworks caravan and 12 candies respectively. I am currently at the 12 token part and this is how the interface looks atm.
An Always-Closed Candlemaker's Shop: Supposedly provides a candle token that is supposed to unlock a currently inaccessible part of the map due to the token not being available right now. The token will likely be available during a later act so don't worry about this for now.
The Pecking Post: Allows you to pick 1 out of 3 random heroes to "free". Freeing a hero rewards you with the 3 tokens assigned to that hero. You can only pick 1 hero to free. This node is locked behind the Pathfinder Side Quest, Divided They Fall and cannot be accessed without purchasing the pack.
A Mysterious-Looking Vendor: I don't remember exactly so somebody correct me in the comments if this is wrong but if I recall correctly, this node allows you to pick one of the 3 options given which involves trading 1 of a specific token for 5 other tokens. There can be duplicates in the 5 tokens you'd obtain as a reward. You cannot pick more than 1 of the deals.. This node is locked behind the Pathfinder Side Quest, The Missing Smith and also cannot be accessed without purchasing the pack.
The Crownfall Store:
The next part to explain is the Crownfall Store.
First of all there's crownfall coins that are obtainable around the map. 10 coins can be used on any item in the shop for an 8 USD or equivalent currency (635 INR for me, for example) discount on it. Any item 8 USD or lower becomes free. There are 15 coins available in act 1 and 10 more coins locked behind the side quests unlocked by the pack.
Now obviously to maximize value we'd wanna use these on items worth 635 (I'm just gonna use the INR currencies here, I apologize in advance for any confusion) or more, which thankfully most items are. The Midgate Pathfinder Pack is 1190 (seems to be 15 usd?) or 555 after the coin discount, the Crownfall Royal Bundle which is 635 (8 USD) aka free after the discount and the arcanas at 2790 each (35 USD) which become 2155 after the discount are the relevant stuff here that i'd be focusing on.
The store contains the following items:
"The Ressurrection of Shen" - Vengeful Spirit Arcana
"The Devotion of Dragonus" - Skywrath Mage Arcana
"Midgate Pathfinder Pack" - Think of the event as being a free battlepass and this purchase the paid/premium battlepass with extra content, akin to what you'd find in other games with battlepasses. Gives you the custom creeps and the tokens to unlock the side quests, one of which provides you with a riki immortal as a reward for completing it.
"Crownfall Royal bundle" - Provides 30 candy bags, 10 Caraval Rerolls and 20 MMR double down tokens.
Crownfall Treasures 1 and 2 - Can be purchased individually or in sets of 9 for a discount of approximately 10-11%.
The side quests also give u 10 coins in total so the pack is the best thing to buy first since u get the coins back. There are 15 coins in act 1 and 10 coins from the pack quests so 25 unlockable coins in total (15 left to spend after buying the pack.
I'll detail the optimal purchase routes for various scenarios later.
The Candyworks Caravan:
The interface looks like this. This is a rehaul of the candystore from last year. As of now the candyworks caravan has 20 slots for candy (with 10 more locked) and 2 rewards slots available. The tooltip indicates that the caravan can be upgraded by visiting more nodes on the maps but since there's only the 1 node in Act 1, the assumption is that the upgrades will be available in future acts. The upgrades will likely increase the candy limit, it is uncertain/unclear atm if we will also get more reward slots in future upgrades.
Edit: The upgrades are actually shown in game when you first unlock the Candyworks Caravan. This image from u/lessenizer indicates that the candyshop unlocks would reward the following from each act:
Act 1 - 3 additional candies obtained for each caravan unlocked
Act 2 - 1 Additional space on the Candyworks Shelf aka 3 item slots instead of 2
Act 3 - Not 100% sure but this seems to be an additional recipe for the weekly candy exchanges.
Act 4 - 10 more candy slots, increasing the space from 20 to 30.
Opening candy bags reward you with a random 1 out of the 5 available candy (all of which can be seen in the image above). The reward slots display random rewards that you can exchange candy to obtain. If you don't have the required candy, you can also exchange certain kinds of candy for others. 3 such recipes are available weekly for exchanges and you can exchange for any of the recipes as many times as you'd like during that week. Apart from which you can also exchange 3 of a particular candy for any of the other 4 candy.
If you don't like the available rewards, you can also reroll your caravan to obtain a new set of rewards. Rerolls are earned by winning dota games. Turbo games provide half a reroll. You can earn 10 such rerolls a week this way.

Candyworks Caravan items drop chance and cost
Hero Set (4 candies) — 63.1%
Wards (5 candies) — 12.62%
Courier (5 candies) — 9.46%
Old Treasure (8 candies) — 6.31%
Announcer (9 candies) — 4.73%
Treasure with Immortal items (12 candies) — 3.15%
Event Coins (14 candies) — 0.315%
Arcana (16 candies) — 0.315%

Source: https://escorenews.com/en/dota-2/news/57898-dota-2-crownfall-candy-shop-drop-chances-are-revealed-it-might-take-around-160-rerolls-to-get-an-arcana
Also I've seen elsewhere that the coins mentioned above are 10 coins, so an entire discount's worth.
Additionally the arcana pool has also been datamined.

Demon Eater (Shadow Fiend)
Blades of Voth Domosh (Legion Commander)
Feast of Abscession Bundle (Pudge)
Tempest Helm of the Thundergod (Zeus)
Swine of the Sunken Galley Bundle (Techies)
Fiery Soul of the Slayer (Lina)
Fractal Horns of Inner Abysm (Terrorblade)
Frost Avalanche Bundle (Crystal Maiden)
Flockheart's Gamble Bundle (Ogre Mage)
Manifold Paradox Bundle (Phantom Assassin)
The Magus Cypher Bundle (Rubick)
Bladeform Legacy Bundle (Juggernaut)
Great Sage's Reckoning Bundle (Monkey King)

Source: https://escorenews.com/en/dota-2/news/57869-dataminers-leak-list-of-free-arcanas-to-earn-in-crownfall-s-candyworks-caravan
The shop reset at 7 AM GMT on Thursday, weekly. After each of these resets you will obtain 3 new recipes and can earn 10 more rerolls that week. As of now it is unclear whether you keep leftover rerolls, we'd have to wait for the first reset to confirm whether or not we do.
Edits:
Correction here from u/Aluerie. There are 2 separate weekly resets on Thursday. The one at 7 AM GMT changes the available candy conversion recipes while another one at 4PM GMT is when the weekly rerolls would reset.
A comment from FanFiTa regarding the rerolls not stacking can be seen here.
Also further clarification from u/ Lombrado and u/Yash_swaraj in these comments below regarding the rerolls.
Buying rerolls from bundles or obtaining them from the temple (not 100% sure for this one but I believe it to also be the case) will grant you the full number of rerolls. So say you have 4 rerolls left and you obtain 10 from the bundle, you'd be at 14. However you would no longer be able to obtain any of the weekly rerolls until your current reroll number goes below 10.
Strategy Guide:
So now the question is, "How do I grind the event efficiently?" and I'm here to answer that. Make sure to at the very least read the tl;dr and question 8 of the FAQ below.
Since you obtain 3 tokens for a win, you're guaranteed to obtain the token kind you need when you win, even if the corresponding hero only has 1 of said token assigned to them. And losing still grants you a 1 in 3 chance. However, turbo games providing 2 tokens for a win means there's still a chance to not get the right tokens when you win and you get none when you lose. Playing turbo is ineffecient and not recommended if grinding the event is the focus, stick to unranked
Outside of the encounter nodes, the event is pretty straightforward, you can click on a token type or hold down shift to select a combination to decide what hero you'd need to play. I'
Firstly for the encounter nodes. Some of them are just obtaining rewards so those are pretty straightforward. The ones that need extra context are the Token Trader, The Future Site of Scree'Auk Temple and to a lesser degree, the Pecking Post and the Mysterious Looking Vendor.
The Token Trader is pretty inefficient (3 or 4 tokens exchanged for 1) and should not be used until the very end. I have not used it once yet and I'm at 52/53 (only Scree'Auk Temple remaining, 2/4 parts completed). It should not be used be used until u have the final part of Scree'Auk Temple unlocked and no other hidden paths so u know for sure that the tokens that you're converting are indeed excess tokens and not tokens that might be needed later on. The only acceptable scenario to use it earlier than that would be if you cannot play ANY of the heroes that have a particular token type assigned to them.
The pecking post and the mysterious vendor are efficient (3 free tokens and 1 token exchanged for 5) and so you don't NEED to treat it the same way, but it is more efficient to kinda do the same with regards to claiming those as well.
As for Scree'Auk's Temple, I'd personally recommend prioritizing parts 1 and 2 of it over other paths on the map (once you have it unlocked ofc) so you know what you'd need for part 3 before progressing elsewhere.
And well now the important part, the tl;dr:
Progress down the main path from the start.
Unlock A Pair of Dangerous Eyes.
The Token Trader isn't a priority.
Unlock the Candyworks Caravan.
Unlock the Fishing With Tidehunter node and try the minigame out (read above for instructions/tips). Ideally try to get 10k here as it cuts down the tokens required by a fair bit. You need 1k at least to progress the story later.
Unlock Fadho the First-Time Snake Charmer and collect 1 token every day after you win a game.
You have the option to also progress the side quest Lost and Found now. None of the nodes are a priority, so you shouldn't focus on this node, but progressing it while focusing on the main quest is always a nice bonus.
If you plan to buy the battlepass however, completing the first node rewards with 3 more coins, which puts you at 12 coins when you finish the next step
You reach the Future Site of Scree'Auk Temple. The node before this also gives you the last required coins to get the discount on the pack. It's probably most efficient to finish the 4 and 8 token submissions ASAP.
Buy the battlepass now using the discount if you plan to. Make sure you've enabled the discount and you see the discounted price before you purchase it.
You don't NEED to finish the main quest right away but its like 2 nodes away at this point so you might as well.
(Battlepass buyers optional step) If you wanna be extra efficient however, I'd rush the side quests from the battlepass and unlock the Pecking Post and the Vendor first.
Finish the 4 and 8 token submissions in the temple if you haven't already.
Finish all the remaining nodes in whatever order you'd like.
Read the Token Trader section so you'll have an idea of when to use him, if you'd need to. I'd personally not bother until you're at the 16 token submission for the Scree'Auk Temple.
Now for the Scree'Auk Temple. DON'T claim the 12 token reward (10 free rerolls) until after we confirm that the rerolls stack (which we'd know for sure on Thursday, read FAQs 2 and 3 below).
If the rerolls do stack, just finish the Temple now. If they don't stack, wait for Act 4 to fully upgrade the candyshop before u claim the rerolls from the Temple. Don't purchase the candyworks bundle yet either, for the same reason mentioned above.
Edit: We have (sorta) confirmation, don't claim the 10 free reroll reward until after you've unlocked at the very least the second candyworks caravan from Act 2 so you'd have 3 slots instead of just 2. You do not NEED to wait for Act 4. Similarly, do not purchase any of the shop bundles at least until Act 2 is out and you've upgraded the caravan.
FAQ:
Q1. Do we have to buy pathfinder packs for each act?
A: Unknown/unclear as of now. Likely yes but we have no confirmation as of now.
Q2: Do we keep the rerolls earned after a weekly reset or do those reset to 0 as well? Does the shop get automatically rerolled at the end of the week.
A: Both unknown/unclear as of now. Comments have claimed that those stacked from last year and didn't reset so if that's true, that's likely the case. I doubt the shop rerolls automatically either, but we don't have confirmation yet.
Q3: Should I use all my rerolls now or later?
A: If, according to the previous statement, the rerolls do stack, it'd be best to save them for when we finish upgrading the candyworks caravan (likely in act 4?) to get maximum value out of the rerolls. If they don't however, then just use the weekly rerolls as you obtain them and hold the Scree'Auk Temple ones for when we get to Act 4 (also don't buy any of the Candyworks bundles until Act 4 in this scenario)
Q4: What rewards are worth claiming from the Candy Store?
A: I'd personally say the Arcanas are always worth it. The 10 coins are as well (I'd personally always buy them since they equate to a full candyworks bundle so 10 more rerolls). The immortal treasures are kinda debatable but I personally wouldn't. Everything else is not worth it imo. However most of the other stuff is cheap enough to the point where I'd say if you see something you like, go ahead and claim it! It probably won't cost enough to make you lose out on an Arcana.
Q5: Are the candyworks rewards tradable/marketable? What about the Venge/Sky Arcanas?
A: Going off last year's candyworks equivalent, the rewards should mostly not be tradable/marketable. The Venge and Sky Arcanas, as well as the Riki Immortal from the side quest, are marketable in 2025.
Q6: Will candy/tokens reset when we get act 2?
A: Tokens will not reset but you apparently can't earn more tokens after 53/53ing the map and the inventory does say Act 1 inventory, so it's likely you'd need to farm separate tokens for each act. It is highly unlikely that candy will change as the caravan seems to be independent of the map outside of potentially upgrading the caravan.
Q7: Can you stack multiple coins on a purchase? Can you use coins on gifts?
A: No you cannot. Confirmation from GoodWin on his discord server. You can only use 10 coins (aka a single discount per purchase). You can use coins on gift purchases as well though, also confirmed by GoodWin.
Q8: Most optimal path to purchase stuff?
A: Gonna split this into a few cases. Note that for all cases, buying the pathfinder's pack gives you 10 coins in return so you don't lose the discount. So its just a matter of considering the pack at its discounted price is worth it. The pack provides you with 20 candy bags, 3 Treasures, the Riki Immortal, the custom creeps and a couple of style unlocks as well as the last few emotes/sprays. This purchase is skippable if you don't feel it's worth the money. However do keep in mind, purchasing the pack is required if you plan on unlocking the 3rd style of the venge arcana.
If you are purchasing the pack, make that your first purchase. I personally am purchasing it for the style unlock.
In all the cases below I will skip the optional step 0 of purchasing the pack, if you plan on doing so, make that your first purchase.
Case 1 - If you don't plan on buying the Arcanas or the treasuresat all. I'd just spend all the coins on the Candyworks bundles at the end of the event (or right away if we confirm they stack so you have more time to spend your double down tokens if you'd like).
Case 2 - If you do plan on buying the Arcanas, just spend your first discount on whichever one you want and you should be able to get the other discounted during Act 2. All the remaining coins can go into buying candywork bundles(costs nothing with the discount) or buying treasures if you want.
Case 3 - You plan on skipping the arcanas but wanna buy the treasures. Buy the treasures whenever you have the discount available and save for your money for now. Ince we have all 4 acts out and you've obtained and spent all the discounts, you can consider buiying them at full price.
My personal priority list has been Pack (purchased) -> Venge Arcana Purchased -> Sky Aracana -> Spamming candyworks bundles. I plan to not purchase any of the treasures. If any packs release for the future acts I will purchase those first as well, once the discount is available for them.
That should be everything, if you have any other questions feel free to ask and I'd answer them to the best of my knowledge.
Q9: Do double down tokens expire or do we get to keep them after the event ends?
A: The last time we had a battlepass of this nature the tokens expired when the pass did so expect this time to be the same. No official confirmation but its highly unlikely they change this.
Q10: When do I stop earning tokens?
A: You stop earning tokens when you have completed EVERYTHING on the map that requires a token. You do not need to worry about this, if you complete everything except Scree'Auk Temple, you still earn tokens. If you were to stop earning tokens, that would imply you don't need them anymore. This also implies that the token inventory for Act 1 very likely does NOT carry over to future Acts.
Q11: How long do I have to wait to claim the rerolls from Scree'Auk Temple and/or buy the Crownfall Royal Bundle?
A: There are 2 relevant milestones here. Well 3 if we include actually unlocking the caravan but I'll not count that one.
The first and most important one is unlocked during Act 2, a 3rd item slot for the caravan, essentially making every reroll 50% more efficient. Do NOT claim rerolls from the Temple or buy the royal bundle until you've unlocked this version of the shop.
The second, less important one is during Act 4 where we get 10 more slots for candy. The reason this is relevant is that the Arcanas require 16 candy (and coins require 12) out of 20 slots. That only leaves 4 to 8 slots worth of leeway so if you end up missing more of the right candy than those slots worth, you'd likely be forced to make less efficient trades to claim the arcanas or whatever. Waiting for Act 4 can give you more wiggle room and there's no downside in doing so, so this would be the most "optimal" way to do it.
However, I understand many of you (and myself as well) are impatient and wanna gamble try our luck early on, so if you fall into this category, you can do it after Act 2.
Good luck and happy grinding.
Edit: thanks to u/FanFiTa , rerolls do not stack apparently. If this is the case use all your weekly rerolls and don't finish the 3rd part of Scree'Auk Temple or buy any of the candy bundles until after the Candyworks Caravan is fully upgraded, likely wait for Act 4.
Edit(s) 2:
1) Thanks to u/lessenizer for the image and u/CuteNepgear as well as others in the comments for pointing out that the candyworks upgrade list and order were shown in game when the candyworks is first unlocked. The optimal way to use the rerolls has been updated accordingly.
2) Additional information as to whether or not the rerolls stack
3) More info on the slithering tokens
4) 3 more FAQs pertaining to questions that've been asked in the comments below
5) Fishing tip added from
6) Correction on the max tokens a path could require thanks to u/Asekeeewka and u/PlaneswalkingBadger.
7) Correction on the weekly reset time thanks to u/Aluerie

Usually around the first of the month we have a batch of price changes. According to the "How to Become a Contract Liquor Agent" document, "The Agent must also complete price changes that occur at the first of the month..."
Unfortunately, OHLQ disabled the old ohlq.com/product/#### shortcut that linked to products so the hyperlinks below don't work.
I plan to use this post to capture other smaller changes that happen during the rest of the month before the big change next month.
Counts for 4/1/24:

• Number of Price Increases: 3
• Number of Price Decreases: 70
• Number of New Products: 94
• Number of Status Changes: 15 (9 are to De-Listed)

For each category I've sorted by the amount of the price increase or decrease. New products are shown first, then price decreases are shown in decreasing order followed by price increases in increasing order. At the end are products with other changes unrelated to price.
Here's a link to what changed last month in March, 2024.
Current product status is indicated on each line as follows. OHLQ hasn't publicly explained what these things mean but I've included my best guess below.

• A = Active
  • Regularly supplied and available for purchase
• D = De-Listed
  • No longer carried by OHLQ, may still be available in some stores or the warehouse. Sometimes considered a Last Call product
• I = Inactive
  • Discontinued by the supplier or otherwise unavailable to OHLQ
• S = Special Order
  • Regularly available but in limited supply. Not available in very many stores
• V = Value-Added-Pack
  • Bottle comes with some kind of extra gift like a glass/mug/etc

American Whiskey

1. [A] A OVERHOLT MONONGAHELA MASH STRAIGHT RYE WHISKEY ($39.99 / 750 ML)
2. New Products
3. [A] A.M. SCOTT BARREL PROOF BOURBON WHISKEY ($4.25 / 50 ML)
4. [A] A.M. SCOTT SINGLE BARREL SCOTTY'S BOURBON ($4.25 / 50 ML)
5. [S] BOONE COUNTY CINCINNATI REDS BOURBON HIGH ($31.91 / 750 ML)
6. [A] CINCINNATI DISTILLING QUEEN OF THE WEST BOURBON ($49.99 / 750 ML)
7. [A] DBW GERSTNER CRAFTSMANSHIP SINGLE BARREL ($79.99 / 750 ML)
8. [A] DIRTY MONKEY BANANA PEANUT BUTTER WHISKEY ($25.99 / 750 ML)
9. [A] ELIJAH CRAIG SMALL BATCH 2024 PGA CHAMPIONSHIP ED ($36.99 / 750 ML)
10. [A] FARM STRENGTH UNCUT STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY ($79.99 / 750 ML)
11. [A] FLATROCK COTTON CANDY MOONSHINE ($24.69 / 750 ML)
12. [A] FLATROCK ORANGE CREAMSICLE MOONSHINE ($27.08 / 750 ML)
13. [A] FOX & ODEN DOUBLE OAKED STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY ($99.99 / 750 ML)
14. [A] GREEN RIVER RYE ($34.99 / 750 ML)
15. [A] HALL BROTHERS AMERICAN SINGLE MALT ($75.00 / 750 ML)
16. [A] HALL BROTHERS THREE STICK ($35.00 / 750 ML)
17. [A] HAYNER CHERRY STREET OLD FASHIONED RTD ($39.95 / 750 ML)
18. [A] JAMES E. PEPPER BARREL PROOF DECANTER ($64.99 / 750 ML)
19. [A] JIM BEAM BLACK 7YR ($26.99 / 750 ML)
20. [A] JIM BEAM BLACK 7YR ($46.99 / 1.75 Liter)
21. [A] JIM BEAM BLACK 7YR ($31.99 / 1 Liter)
22. [A] MIDDLETOWN CITY LIMITS DOUBLE OAKED BOURBON ($27.99 / 750 ML)
23. [A] MIDDLETOWN CITY LIMITS SINGLE BARREL BOURBON ($34.99 / 750 ML)
24. [A] NORTHERN YANKEE PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE ($28.99 / 750 ML)
25. [S] O.H. INGRAM RIVER AGED FLAGSHIP STRAIGHT BOURBON ($100.00 / 750 ML)
26. [S] O.H. INGRAM RIVER AGED SINGLE BARREL BOURBON ($79.99 / 750 ML)
27. [S] O.H. INGRAM RIVER AGED SINGLE BARREL RYE ($79.99 / 750 ML)
28. [A] O.K.I. BOURBON BOTTLED IN BOND ($59.99 / 750 ML)
29. [A] O.K.I. RYE BOTTLED IN BOND ($59.99 / 750 ML)
30. [A] OLD ROUTE 8 SINGLE BARREL CASK STRENGTH BOURBON ($114.99 / 750 ML)
31. [A] REBEL 100 6 YEAR BOURBON ($59.99 / 750 ML)
32. [A] SAVAGE & COOKE AMERICAN WHISKEY ($46.99 / 750 ML)
33. [A] SAVAGE & COOKE BOURBON WHISKEY ($46.99 / 750 ML)
34. [A] SAVAGE & COOKE RYE WHISKEY ($46.99 / 750 ML)
35. [S] VBC SPIRITS - AMERICAN WHISKEY ($67.01 / 1.75 Liter)
36. [S] VBC SPIRITS - RYE WHISKEY ($67.01 / 1.75 Liter)
37. [A] WATERSHED DISTILLERY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY ($54.99 / 750 ML)
38. [S] WIDOW JANE SINGLE BATCH SELECT 10 BOURBON ($99.99 / 750 ML)
39. [A] YELLOWSTONE SPECIAL FINISHES COLLECTION RUM CASK ($49.99 / 750 ML)
40. Price decreases
41. [A] JEFFERSONS OCEAN RYE ($69.99 / 750 ML) - $15.00↓
42. [A] CLYDE MAYS STRAIGHT BOURBON 92P ($31.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
43. [A] FREY RANCH BOTTLED-IN-BOND STRAIGHT RYE WHISKEY ($59.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
44. [A] FREY RANCH FOUR GRAIN STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY ($49.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
45. [A] 2XO AMERICAN OAK BOURBON ($47.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
46. [A] BULLEIT ($57.99 / 1.75 Liter) - $2.00↓
47. [A] BULLEIT RYE ($57.99 / 1.75 Liter) - $2.00↓
48. [A] JACK DANIELS ($49.99 / 1.75 Liter) - $2.00↓
49. [A] JACK DANIELS FIRE ($49.99 / 1.75 Liter) - $2.00↓
50. [A] JACK DANIELS HONEY ($49.99 / 1.75 Liter) - $2.00↓
51. [A] MAKER'S MARK ($24.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
52. [V] MAKER'S MARK WITH SNOWFLAKE GLASSES ($24.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
53. [V] MAKER'S MARK WITH SUMMER WHEAT CUPS ($24.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
54. [A] HOWLER HEAD ($26.99 / 750 ML) - $1.00↓
55. [A] DAYTON BARREL WORKS RUBICON CREEK MYTH SINGLE BARREL ($59.95 / 750 ML) - $0.04↓
56. Changed products
57. [A] HIGH BANK WHISKEY WAR BARREL SELECT ($109.99 / 750 ML) - Status changed from Special Order to Active
58. [A] PENELOPE ROSE CASK ($49.99 / 750 ML) - Status changed from Special Order to Active

Brandy

• Price decreases
• [A] DAVIDOFF COGNAC XO ($69.99 / 750 ML) - $50.00↓
• [A] DAVIDOFF COGNAC VS ($19.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• [A] E & J VSOP ($12.99 / 750 ML) - $1.00↓

Canadian Whiskey

• New Products
• [V] CROWN ROYAL CAMO BAG ($27.99 / 750 ML)
• [V] CROWN ROYAL VAP JUICER ($27.99 / 750 ML)
• Changed products
• [A] CROWN ROYAL BLACKBERRY ($27.99 / 750 ML) - Status changed from Special Order to Active
• [D] CROWN ROYAL REGAL APPLE ($12.19 / 600 ML) - Status changed from Active to De-Listed

Cordial

• New Products
• [A] OUZO OF PLOMARI ($18.99 / 700 ML)
• [A] R. JELINEK BOHEMIA HONEY ($30.43 / 700 ML)
• Price decreases
• [A] GRAND MARNIER ($37.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• Price increases
• [D] TEMPUS FUGIT CREME DE BANANE ($34.69 / 750 ML) - $10.20↑
• [A] PATRON XO CAFE ($34.99 / 750 ML) - $16.00↑, Status changed from De-Listed to Active
• Changed products

Gin

• New Products
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY GIN ($4.25 / 50 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY ORANGE GIN ($4.25 / 50 ML)
• [A] EMPRESS 1908 ELDERFLOWER ROSE GIN ($37.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] TOWPATH SUMMER GIN ($29.99 / 750 ML)
• [S] VBC SPIRITS - LONDON DRY GIN ($42.19 / 1.75 Liter)
• Price decreases
• [A] LAKE ERIE 5 BOTANICAL GIN ($33.99 / 750 ML) - $16.15↓
• [A] MALFY GIN SAMPLE PACK ($5.99 / 600 ML) - $4.00↓
• [A] BEEFEATER ($36.99 / 1.75 Liter) - $3.00↓

Irish Whisky

• New Products
• [S] MIDLETON DAIR GHAELACH KILRANELAGH WOOD ($499.99 / 700 ML)
• [S] MIDLETON VERY RARE 40TH ANNIVERSARY RUBY EDITION ($19,999.98 / 700 ML)
• [A] Redbreast American Oak Series Missouri Oak Edition ($199.99 / 750 ML)
• Price decreases
• [A] UAIS UNIQUE TRIPLE BLEND WHISKEY ($39.99 / 700 ML) - $5.00↓

Rum

• New Products
• [A] KINGSTON TAYLOR POT DISTILLED RUM ($30.42 / 750 ML)
• [S] PAPA'S PILAR DARK RUM ($43.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] PLANTERAY RUM CUT & DRY COCONUT ($34.99 / 700 ML)
• [A] TOWPATH SPICED RUM ($25.99 / 750 ML)
• [S] VBC SPIRITS - SILVER RUM ($24.89 / 1.75 Liter)
• Price decreases
• [A] SELVAREY COCONUT RUM ($29.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• [A] SELVAREY WHITE RUM ($29.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• Changed products
• [D] BACARDI 8 RYE CASK FINISH ($32.99 / 750 ML) - Status changed from Active to De-Listed

Scotch

• New Products
• [A] GLENDRONACH 21YR PARLIAMENT ($359.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] GLENGLASSAUGH SANDEND ($69.99 / 700 ML)
• Price decreases
• [A] GLENMORANGIE 10 ($74.99 / 1.75 Liter) - $7.00↓
• [A] GLENMORANGIE 10 ($39.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
• Changed products
• [A] ABERFELDY 21 ($199.99 / 750 ML) - Status changed from Special Order to Active
• [D] BALVENIE 12 DOUBLEWOOD ($382.42 / 600 ML) - Status changed from Special Order to De-Listed
• [D] CRAIGELLACHIE 13 ARMAGNAC CASK FINISH ($64.99 / 750 ML) - Status changed from Active to De-Listed
• [D] DEWARS 8 FRENCH SMOOTH ($24.99 / 750 ML) - Status changed from Active to De-Listed

Tequila

• New Products
• [V] 1800 BLANCO WITH DIPPING BOWL VAP ($29.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] ASTRAL MARGARITA RTD ($13.99 / 375 ML)
• [A] CASA SAUZA 150TH ANNIVERSARY ($249.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] CORAZON EXTRA ANEJO ($69.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] DON JULIO 1942 ($89.99 / 375 ML)
• [A] DON JULIO 3PK ($79.99 / 375 ML)
• [V] DON JULIO BLANCO VAP WITH RIMMER ($53.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] GRAN CORAMINO CRISTALINO ($28.99 / 375 ML)
• [A] MONTE ALBAN SILVER ($12.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] OJO DE TIGRE MEZCAL ARTESANAL ($32.99 / 750 ML)
• [V] PATRON REPOSADO GIFT BOX ($52.99 / 750 ML)
• [V] PATRON SILVER SUMMER GIFT ($49.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] SUPERBIRD FUEGO SPICY BLANCO TEQUILA ($29.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] SUPERBIRD TEQUILA BLANCO ($29.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] SUPERBIRD TEQUILA REPOSADO ($32.99 / 750 ML)
• Price decreases
• [A] PLUMA NEGRA JABALI ($129.99 / 750 ML) - $10.00↓
• [A] GUERRA SECA SOTOL ANCESTRAL ($59.99 / 750 ML) - $10.00↓
• [A] VOLCAN BLANCO ($44.99 / 750 ML) - $7.00↓
• [A] ILEGAL MEZCAL JOVEN ($34.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• [A] ILEGAL MEZCAL REPOSADO ($44.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• [A] LANA BLANCO TEQUILA ($74.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• [A] TRES GENERACIONES ANEJO ($44.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• [V] TRES GENERACIONES ANEJO WITH GLASSES ($44.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• [A] TRES GENERACIONES REPOSADO ($39.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• [V] TRES GENERACIONES REPOSADO WITH GLASSWARE ($39.99 / 750 ML) - $5.00↓
• [A] HORNITOS ANEJO ($31.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
• [A] TEREMANA REPOSADO TEQUILA ($31.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
• [A] HORNITO BLACK BARREL ($34.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
• [A] HORNITOS CRISTALINO ($34.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
• [A] TANTEO JALAPENO TEQUILA ($33.50 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
• [A] TRES GENERACIONES PLATA ($36.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
• [V] TRES GENERACIONES PLATA WITH GLASSWARE ($36.99 / 750 ML) - $3.00↓
• [A] CABO WABO BLANCO ($34.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] CABO WABO REPOSADO ($39.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ESPOLON REPOSADO ($32.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ESPOLON SILVER ($29.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] HORNITOS PLATA TEQUILA ($24.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [V] HORNITOS PLATA TEQUILA GIFT SET - 2 SHOT GLASSES ($24.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] HORNITOS REPOSADO ($25.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] TEREMANA BLANCO TEQUILA ($29.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• Changed products
• [D] CAZADORES 100 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ($39.99 / 750 ML) - Status changed from Active to De-Listed
• [D] PATRON ANEJO ($10.99 / 600 ML) - Status changed from Active to De-Listed
• [D] PATRON REPOSADO ($9.99 / 600 ML) - Status changed from Active to De-Listed
• [D] PATRON SILVER ($8.99 / 600 ML) - Status changed from Active to De-Listed

Vodka

• New Products
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY BLUEBERRY VODKA ($4.25 / 50 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY COOKIE DOUGH VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY CRACKED PEPPER VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY CUCUMBER VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY DILL PICKLE VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY ESPRESSO VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY GREEN APPLE VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY JUICY PEAR VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY LEMON VODKA ($4.25 / 50 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY PEACH VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY PEANUT BUTTER VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY POMEGRANATE VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY STRAWBERRY VODKA ($4.25 / 50 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY TOASTED COCONUT VODKA ($19.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] A.M. SCOTT DISTILLERY VANILLA VODKA ($4.25 / 50 ML)
• [A] HALL BROTHERS GINGER VODKA ($25.00 / 750 ML)
• [S] HANSON ORGANIC GINGER VODKA ($33.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] NOBLE CUT SAUCY BREW WORKS VODKA ($10.53 / 1 Liter)
• [A] NOBLE CUT THE ESPRESSO MARTINI RTD ($39.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] THE DIRTY MARTINI A DANHATTAN COCKTAIL CREATION ($39.99 / 750 ML)
• [A] TITO'S 4 PACK ($6.99 / 600 ML)
• [S] VBC SPIRITS - VODKA ($35.80 / 1.75 Liter)
• Price decreases
• [A] BELVEDERE ($26.99 / 750 ML) - $6.00↓
• [A] BELVEDERE ($54.99 / 1.75 Liter) - $5.00↓
• [A] BELVEDERE ($14.99 / 375 ML) - $5.00↓
• [A] BELVEDERE ($35.99 / 1 Liter) - $4.00↓
• [A] SVEDKA SWEDISH VODKA ($19.99 / 1.75 Liter) - $3.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT APEACH ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT CITRON ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT COLORS ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT GRAPEFRUIT ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT LIME ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT MANDRIN ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT PEARS ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT RASPBERRI ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT WATERMELON ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] ABSOLUT WILD BERRI ($17.99 / 750 ML) - $2.00↓
• [A] BELVEDERE ($7.99 / 200 ML) - $2.00↓
• Changed products
• [A] DELAPLANE VODKA ($30.00 / 750 ML) - $17.10↑, Status changed from De-Listed to Active

Adam watched in delight as his two sons walked through the pasture hauling their baskets of newly discovered crops. He had sent them each their separate ways two months prior on a mission to track down as many edible fruits as possible and from the looks of it, both of their harvests had yielded impressive results. He greeted them both with an exuberant, “Welcome home!” And a warm embrace, but quickly urged them to share their findings with him before settling in, as he was quite eager to learn of the delicacies they’ve corralled on their travels.
Abel went first. “Well, father. I think you’ll be quite taken by this first item,” he confidently stated while pulling a pale yellow glob out of his basket. “I call it, Mango!” He added enthusiastically.
“Mango!” Adam repeated jovially. “I love it!”
Abel beamed with pride as he watched his father bite a huge chunk out of the newly acquired fruit, the juices dripping down his chin.
“It’s delicious! Well done, Abel! Well done, indeed! And I love the name. Mango. So fresh! So exotic!” Adam wiped his mouth on his sleeve and turned to his other son, Cain. “Well, boy. Let’s see what nectars you’ve unearthed on your voyage.”
Not to be outdone, Cain proudly removed the first item from his basket, an orange ball-shaped mass. He held it up high, cleared his throat and said, “I call it, Orange!”
After a moment or two of silence, Cain added, “Did you hear me father?”
“Yes, yes I did,” Adam replied lackadaisically, careful not to offend his sensitive child. “It’s…a…it’s a…” Ahem, Adam cleared his throat. “It’s a good name. Good job Cain,” he added in a perfunctory tone before quickly turning back towards Abel. “What else you got for me, son?”
“Prepare to be blown away, Abel declared in an ostentatious display as he whipped out the next piece from his basket. “I call it, Papaya!”
Adam gasped in amusement. “Papaya! Papaya!” He kept repeating. God damn that’s fun to say!”
Cain was not unaware of his father’s fondness for his brother, Abel. and was hopeful that the naming of the fruits would tip the scales in his favor. Although, witnessing his father’s fervent admiration for the papaya disgusted Cain. and a deep, deep hatred for his brother began to grow in his heart.
“Cain!” Adam called out, snapping Cain out of his daydream. “Let’s see what else you’ve found.”
Cain nervously ruffled around in his basket before removing a blue cluster of berries.
“My, my,” Adam remarked at the sight of the new fruit. “Those look mighty tasty. What do you call those, Cain?”
Cain replied apprehensively, “I call them blueberries.” Then sensing his selection was poorly received grabbed a different berry cluster, “And these ones I call blackberries.”
“Ugh,” Adam groaned while pinching the bridge of his nose. “You’re just not getting it, Cain. Your mother is going to wake up from her nap soon, delighted to see you, but also anxious to find out what you two have brought us. New means of sustenance. New discoveries that could change our lives. But they’ve got to sound sexy, Cain. Otherwise your mother will never go for it. If there’s no mystique, no allure, she’ll never give it a chance. We need something to distract her from her obsession with the forbidden fruit. That horrible, awful, life-changing fruit in that god-forsaken garden with that idiot snake. I was literally the only man on earth and she fooled around on me with a reptile. I swear to god, I’ll never understand women.”
The boys twiddled their thumbs awkwardly during their fathers tirade. Then Abel broke the uncomfortable silence that followed, “Wait until you try the Dragonfruit, dad!”
”Did you just say Dragonfruit?” Adam exclaimed. “That’s fucking bad-ass!”
Cain tried his best to put on a happy face but the envy he felt towards his brother was growing faster than the mold on the heart shaped red berries he aptly named heart-shaped red-berries.
“This is amazing!” Adam mumbled with a mouth full. “Dragonfruit! Fucking rad!”
Abel dusted off his shoulders and smirked at his underachieving brother. The hatred in Cain’s heart begin to simmer.
“Abel, my boy, you’ve outdone yourself on this one. I’m super proud of you son,” Adam declared. Then with less conviction, he added, “You too, Cain.”
Cain, however, was not ready to throw in the towel, as he still had yet to unleash his secret weapon.
“Behold,” he bellowed. “For what I’m about to present you is the most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted. I risked my life climbing the highest trees nearly falling to my death in order to locate this delicious treat. I wrestled this bundle away from an aggressive pack of spider monkeys, ducking and dodging vicious blows from their swiftly swinging monkey paws. It was a harrowing journey, Father, but a productive one. For now, I present you with, Curvy-Yellow-Thing!”
Silence ensued with the exception of the chirping sounds the grass made as they had yet to discover crickets.
“You hate it don’t you,” Cain muttered dejectedly, his head bowed in shame, staring at his feet.
“I’m sure it’s delicious, Cain,” his father assured him. “You just don’t have a knack for words like your brother. Help him out will you, Abel?”
Abel scratched his chin for a moment, snapped his fingers and pointed at his crestfallen brother. “Banana!” He smugly shouted
“Son-of-a-Bitch that’s good,” Adam exclaimed. “How do you come up with these names so quickly?”
“It just flows right off the top my my head,” Abel replied.
“You’ve got a way with words, that’s for sure.
“Thanks, Pop. I’m gonna be a rapper when I grow up.”
“Well, I’ll be the first in line to buy your album.”
Adam patted his talented son on the shoulder.
The hatred in Cain’s heart began to boil.
So he wasn’t as creative or artistic as his brother. So what? He was stronger, bolder, and far more determined. The focus of his determination was being the favorite child. And today had proven an obstacle difficult to overcome. He wished he were more like his brother. Maybe then his father would show him the same amount of affection he had only observed from the sidelines. But he wasn’t creative or artistic. He couldn’t dream up the wildly inventive names for fruit like his brother. If only he were Abel.
Eve was finally awake. Adam instructed the boys to go stand in the pasture a hundred yards away for 7-9 minutes, so he could give his wife a much needed back massage.
“Then you can show her all of your glorious findings!” He proclaimed.
“Sure thing,” said Abel.
“Yes,” Cain concurred. “That will be just fine.”
The boys both turned and headed towards the field. Cain picking up a stone on the way. His brother boasting about his recent accomplishments. Cain seething with rage.

Nineteen ninety-five, the Spice Girls did sing, Furbies went fuzzy, a Tamagotchi swung. Dial-up whirred, the internet new, A pixelated world, in shades of blue. Nineteen ninety-six, Pokemon took hold, Charizard battled, a story untold. Britpop's brash anthems, a Union Jack dress, Blur's Parklife chimed, Brittania's excess. Nineteen ninety-seven, Princess Diana's goodbye, A nation in mourning, beneath a tearful sky. Tony Blair's smile, a New Labour dawn, The promise of progress, a future reborn. Nineteen ninety-eight, The Spice Girls went their way, But teen dreams lived on, in the pop music sway. Mobile phones bloomed, a brick in the hand. Texting's first steps, across the land. Nineteen ninety-nine, the Y2K scare, A digital phantom, hanging in the air. The euro arrived, a new currency's gleam, The world spun onward, it seemed like a dream. Two thousand, the dawn of a century new, Blackberry's first click, a message flew. Big Brother's gaze, a reality show's test, Society's reflection, put to the test. Two thousand and one, 9/11's cruel sting, The Twin Towers fell, a terrible thing Fear gripped the world, a new landscape arose, Threats unseen, casting long shadows. Two thousand and two, the Queen's Golden Jubilee, A nation united, for all to see. World Cup fever, Beckham's bending free kick, England's near triumph, a bittersweet trick. Two thousand and three, the Iraq War's start, Protests and anger, tearing worlds apart. Texting went wild, with thumbs a-blur, Emoticons blossomed, a digital stir. Two thousand and four, the Boxing Day tsunami's roar, A wave of destruction, on distant shores. Facebook launched, a social media climb, Connecting the world, one post at a time. Two thousand and five, the London Bombings' pain, Innocence shattered, in the rushing rain. Tube lines silent, a city in shock, But resilience bloomed, from the very rock. Two thousand and six, the World Cup we saw, England's "It's Coming Home" anthem did roar. Wagatha Christie's scandal, tabloid delight, Celebrity culture, bathed in harsh light. Two thousand and seven, the iPhone's bright gleam, A touchscreen revolution, a digital dream. Harry Potter's magic, the final book's call, A generation's childhood, answered once and for all. Two thousand and eight, the financial crash, Banks in turmoil, a future unclear, a dash. For safety and comfort, in a world turned strange, The credit crunch tightened, a worrying range. Two thousand and nine, Obama's first term, Hope and inspiration, a world to reform. Twitter's chirps joined the social media fray, Information cascaded, throughout the day. Two thousand and ten, the Icelandic ash cloud, Flights grounded, a travel nightmare, a shroud Of volcanic dust, disrupting the flow, A reminder of nature's unpredictable show. Two thousand and eleven, Osama Bin Laden's demise, Justice delivered, with tears in some eyes. Royal wedding fever, for William and Kate, A fairytale romance, to celebrate. Two thousand and twelve, the London Olympics' flame, Usain Bolt's lightning, a world-beating game. Mo Farah's double win, a nation's delight, Golden memories, shining ever so bright. Two thousand and thirteen, Boston Marathon's blast, Innocence shattered, far too fast. Ed Sheeran's melodies, a voice that soared, Music's embrace, when the world seemed ignored. Two thousand and fourteen, the Scottish independence vote, A nation divided, by a single note. The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, a viral trend, Raising awareness, for a cause to transcend. Two thousand and fifteen, same-sex marriage legalised, Love's victory echoed, hearts equalised. Paris attacks struck, a night of despair, The world in mourning, a burden to share. Two thousand and sixteen, Brexit's divisive vote, Leaving the union, setting a course afloat. Trump's shocking win, a political quake, The ground shifted, a future to make. Two thousand seventeen, Grenfell Tower's plight, A fire's fury, through the silent night. Seventy-two souls lost, a tragedy untold, A nation in grief, for the young and the old. Two thousand eighteen, the World Cup win for France, Mbappé's youthful brilliance, a winning chance. MeToo's reckoning, voices arose, A call for equality, to shatter old woes. Two thousand and nineteen, the Notre Dame blaze, A Parisian landmark, lost in a daze. Greta Thunberg's message, a climate change plea, School strike Fridays, for a world to see. Two thousand and twenty, a year unlike any, Covid's cruel hand, touched almost every penny. Lockdowns and isolation, a world on hold, The fight for survival, a story untold. Two thousand and twenty-one, vaccines emerged, A glimmer of hope, a future surged. The Tokyo Olympics, a muted scene, Pandemic's shadow, on a global screen. Two thousand and twenty-two, war in Ukraine's heart, A conflict's eruption, tearing worlds apart. Cost of living crisis, a squeeze on the purse, Uncertain futures, a growing disperse. Two thousand and twenty-three, the Queen's final sigh, A nation in mourning, beneath a tearful sky. Seventy years' reign, a legacy grand, A new chapter dawns, for a changing land. Two thousand and twenty-four, the world keeps its pace, With triumphs and troubles, in this human race. But through it all, a spirit endures, A flicker of hope, for dreams to secure.

Getting Rid of Most of My Flavors, Part 69
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Starting Flavor Count: 2,148 (down from 2,970)
TASK OR TRASH - Each flavor gets assigned at least one task or it goes in the trash.

CAPELLA

Meringue
Update. My first shot at trying to make something out of CAP Meringue wasn’t what I’d hoped it would be. I wanted a strawberry-kiwi pavlova starring meringue and wound up with a blended (no real separation between the fruits) strawkiwi thing that mostly overtook the meringue. I’ve vaped my way though most of the bottle while thinking about how to fix it, but have reached the conclusion that it’s not a profile I care enough about to continue working on. And, finding nothing else I want to mix that uses it, I think I’ll be ok without CAP Meringue in my arsenal. TRASH 1
Milkshake
Update. My first attempt to make something out of CAP Milkshake was very successful, both in terms of tasting great and tasting like a vanilla milkshake. All I did was add 4% CAP Milkshake to my 1-2-3 VIC recipe. The result is probably good enough to make public on ATF now, but I still think there’s room for improvement, so:
VIC Milkshake v2 TASK 1

Co.	Flavor	%
CAP	Milkshake	4
WF	Vanilla Ice Cream	3
TFA	Vanilla Swirl	2
SSA	Ice Cream Vanilla	1
TFA	Whipped Cream	1
FW	Sweetener	0.25
BCF	WS23 (30%)	0.13

I think it could benefit from the mouthfeel powerhouse that is TFA Whipped Cream (triacetin, baby). Now that it’s already good, a little sweetener can’t hurt. And I want to cautiously add a tiny bit of cooling, not enough to mess with what’s already good (hopefully) or make it cold, cold, but just enough to (hopefully) give it the vague impression of coolness, because nobody wants to drink a hot milkshake.
New York Cheesecake V2
Update. I tried one recipe to see if I needed to keep this and while the strawberry layer was the best strawberry cheesecake strawberry layer I’ve ever tried, the cheesecake part was just a little too cheesy for my taste. Too sour-milk sour, kinda yucky. And I think that is entirely CAP NY Cheesecake V2’s fault, so fuck this shit, it’s going in the TRASH 2

MOLINBERRY

Dark Blackberry
At 0.5%, it tastes like deodorant. Not just generically “perfumy” - it specifically tastes like women’s deodorant more than anything. There’s a little bit of dark berry in here but it’s at least 95% deodorant, like licking the freshly-deodorized armpits of a female berry farmer. 0.25% is better, more like 50/50 deodorant/berry ratio, but not a lot of flavor there, and that dark berry isn’t very sweet and isn’t clearly a blackberry. TRASH 3
Dark French Coffee
4% tastes like sweetened, cold coffee, bittersweet. You know how when you accidently take a sip of cold coffee, it’s kinda off-putting? But it’s accurate in that way. It’s a little chocolately, like extra extra dark chocolate, but no skunk spray, burnt popcorn, full-on dirt, or any of that type of thing that happens with coffee flavors. Slightly light flavor at 4%, I’m guessing a better range for this is around 6 or 7%. I’ll mix a sample at 6.5%. TASK 2
EM Formula
It’s supposed to be Red Bull, but it tastes more like generic energy drink flavor and even leans more RockStar than Red Bull. It mostly tastes like lemon-lime soda mixed with cream soda and a hint of bubblegum. That melted sweet tart and battery acid top note is very subdued and more like Sprite, getting some sweet lemon lime with that kind of acidity but no other fruit flavors or that bitter energy drink edge. The body here is more cream soda with a hint of pink bubble gum and a little powdery, and then the pink bubblegum blossoms and lingers in the finish, though the lemon-lime never leaves. I thought it was a perfectly nice vape, more pleasant than most energy drink, but kind of odd and, as best I can tell, useless for emulating any IRL thing I might want to try to emulate. TRASH 4
Epic Vanilla
Haven’t tried this one, will mix a sample at 2%. TASK 3
Fantasy Grape
Soft purple flavor, very artificial, like somewhat watered down Kool-Aid, but not too watered down, more flavorful than MB Queen Grapes, with a load of sweetness and a slight cooling effect. I’m not sure exactly what they’re using for that cooling but it feels like a touch of FA Polar Blast, because it’s that ending cooling on the lips, along with the sugar lips (I think there’s some sucralose in there, but it’s not as aggressive as Koolada. Whatever it is, it’s so light that a lot of people who’ve reviewed or discussed it that I’ve seen never even mentioned it, so YMMV. I think it’s not a bad cooled-down watered-down purple grape Kool-aid flavor. Still, I have better grapes. TRASH 5
Fresh Coffee
Weak. 4% barely tasted like anything at all to me, just a wisp of slightly bitter and dirty flavor. 8% tastes like a very watered down light roast coffee, with nothing off or gross, just a very weak flavor. I haven’t tried it above 8% yet, but I will, because coffee flavors that don’t taste off or gross are uncommon. Will mix a 12% sample. TASK 4
Funky Pineapple
It’s super good. Very sweet and juicy. Digging into it a bit, there’s a little funk there as well, not rotten oniony funk, but just a little natural tropical funk that makes it extra good and more realistic. A little soft for a pineapple, where big, bold flavor is more appropriate, but that’s ok.
It’s in one recipe I’ve already planned to mix, but here’s several more that look great:
Scooby Snack Drink. Pineapple, banana, coconut, melon, and RUM. TASK 5
Limbo. Pineapple, papaya, lime, and RUM. TASK 6
2 Tickets to Paradiso. Pineapples, grapefruit, and... candy? TASK 7
Sugarloaf Soda. Pineapple citrus soda, and I’m really interested in what that FA Oba Oba is doing in there. TASK 8
Galaxy Cheesecake
Apparently this is supposed to be a cheesecake “Full of berries, cookies, almonds and other delicious galactic matter!” Whatever that means. I did not really get all of that stuff, it's an extremely muddled mess, very disappointing. No repulsive off notes just not what it’s supposed to be. Doesn’t taste anything like cheesecake really although there is some fairly dense creaminess to it. Top notes taste sort of like a dark berry candy maybe and there’s something bakery in there but not really a cookie crust to speak of. TRASH 6
Glamour Chocolate
Hazelnut. Right up front, hazelnut, clear as day. More hazelnut than chocolate, but there’s some chocolate there that doesn’t taste like crap. Doesn’t come across like Nutella, where the chocolate and hazelnut are beautifully blended, more like eating a hazelnut that’s half-dipped in chocolate in two bites, first the hazelnut half and then the chocolate-dipped half. The chocolate isn’t exactly a milk chocolate, but isn’t very dark, either. The chocolate isn’t weird, it’s creamy and chocolatey and works, I just don’t know what to do with this if I don’t want hazelnut on top of my chocolate.
It’s used in three recipes I’ve already decided to try. Here’s two more, a Kinder Bueno-esque Toy Soldier with a shit-ton of ingredients I hope I won’t regret fishing out TASK 9
And on the other end of the number of ingredients spectrum, All Night Long! which looks delicious and is just the MB Glamour Chocolate mixed with FLV Marshmallow and TFA DX Peanut Butter. TASK 10
Grapefruit
Very overly sweet but otherwise inoffensive grapefruit flavor. Rather than the natural sweetness of a pink grapefruit, it tastes more like putting sugar on a white grapefruit to sweeten it. Lots of sugar, almost to the point that I feel like what I’m vaping is supposed to grapefruit-flavored cotton candy. Slight zesty top note and beyond that just a lot of sweetness with light grapefruit flavor.
Not much different than CAP Grapefruit, but sweeter. Nothing like FW Ruby Red, FA Grapefruit, VT Grapefruit, or INW White Grapefruit, all of which have this beat.
I’m not sure I would use it for anything except possibly in lieu of sweetener in a grapefruit mix. I do have to add though that it's really smooth and might be a grapefruit for people who find other grapefruit flavors to be too harsh. TRASH 7
Green Banana & Bamboo Milk
It’s bizarre, but not “bad.” I wasn’t aware bamboo milk was a thing that existed and am still not convinced it does. I found some cosmetic products that appeared to be claiming to contain it, but that’s about it. It does indeed taste like an underripe banana, but less astringent than that, on top of a cream that tastes similar to sweetened coconut milk but with an odd woody tone to it. It’s unique as a whole, but I’ve had that same odd woody tone in one other place before, FLV Lemon Grass. This tastes like FLV Lemon Grass, but green banana-y instead of lemony, and with more of a milky creamy texture. I found it entirely pleasant, just odd. I don’t know what the heck to do with it. TRASH 8
Green Lime
Have not tried. Will do a 2% sample. TASK 11
Indulge
It’s supposed to be raspberry, caramel, vanilla, custard and cocoa. It tastes like a raspberry cream flavor. Thick-ish, but thin for a custard, more of a heavy cream with light vanilla, though I do get a hint of butter. There’s something that might be a caramel or brown sugar, not really clear, with maybe some cocoa attached to it? The raspberry on top clearly comes across as a raspberry, but it’s just a bit perfumy even at the low end of MB’s recommended use range. Seems like the perfume would settle down at a lower amount, but then the creamy custard part would be less filled out. TRASH 9
JD Whiskey
Sweet whiskey flavor minus any booziness, with a slightly odd, meaty off note on top and weak, almost flavorless finish. Do not recommend. TRASH 10
Legendary Custard
It’s a thick and sweet custard but has a really weird spice note like some sort of nutmeg anise hybrid behind its bright, forward vanilla. Creamy and with medium density, heavy on the milk but light on the butter and without any eggyness.
This is used in a couple of recipes I’ve already planned to make. When looking for more and found eight I wanted to try, then narrowed that down to three that I just have to try.
Mr. Highway. Custard with honeycomb toffee and marshmallow. TASK 12
Butterfly Effect. “Complex nutty creamy goodness” TASK 13
CV Master Custard. Reviews sold this take on basic vanilla custard to me. TASK 14
Lemon Tart
What’s this unopened bottle all about? I’ll try a sample at 4%. TASK 15
Malibu Pinacolada
A pina colada made out of old pineapple juice. It’s the complete package, real boozy rum flavor that hits on top and comes back around sweeter in the finish, with clear pineapple and coconut. Problem is the pineapple tastes like it’s past its prime a bit. I don’t want to say rotten pineapple because I reserve that for FA pineapple, but it doesn’t taste fresh. It’s got a bit of funk on it. Also, the coconut cream tastes as it should, but it’s a bit dry for a beverage. It’s a shame that the pineapple it’s past the sell by date and coconut cream isn’t all that creamy, because the rum part of this is on point. Nothing I want to make that uses it, TRASH 11
Mellow Chili Mango
Clearly mango, but little soapy, and a bit underripe. Not real piney, but overly citrusy. The chili flavor is also missing, there’s just a little chili type warmth to the finish. It’s bright and identifiable as mango, but not much deep ripe mango flavor. Very disappointing, because an actual chili mango flavor that really tastes like dried mango with spicy chili powder on it would be amazing. That bit of soapiness throughout is a huge turnoff for me. TRASH 12
Nut Banana
Pretty much just their Soft Banana - that mostly realistic but with a hint of candy/artificial banana - with a bit of a nondescript nuttiness. They say it’s hazelnut. I guess it’s as close to something like the hazelnut flavor in coffee creamer as it is to anything else, but really it’s not clearly any specific type of nut, and it’s just an accent. That little accent makes it more interesting and flavorful and I don’t think it makes it much less versatile, it’s light enough that I’m sure it would fit right into something like a banana milkshake recipe, just like a touch of FW Hazelnut does. It also distracts from the candy bit of the banana a bit, at least for me, and makes it more like a concentrated or exaggerated banana than a fake one. It also seems a bit sweeter than the Soft Banana. I dig this as a single flavor but there are two public recipes on ATF that use it, one I don’t want to make and one I can’t because I’m missing an ingredient. TRASH 13
Original Lemonade
Lemonheads candy. It tastes almost exactly like Lemonheads candy to me. Pretty similar to LA Lemonade, but more intense. Fair amount of citrus harshness, but not incongruous to the amount of flavor here. Tastes like recipes that use LA at 5 or 6% could use this at 3 or 4% and be about the same. Sweet, but it’s that kind of sweetness that starts to feel a little dry over time. Could make a good lemonade with an additional, zesty lemon, and/or something wet, but there are better lemons and better lemonades to choose from. If you want to make lemonhead candy this is awesome, maybe just add a little deeper lemon like FE Lemon to finish it out. I’ll be fine without it. TRASH 14
Palm Coconut
I got a very nutty coconut from MB Palm Coconut. Like a chocolate almond coconut candy bar minus the chocolate. Almost woody, but not quite a coconut-husk woodiness. More just generic nut flavor, leaning toward almond. Also really fleshy or meaty. Not coconut milk or coconut cream flavor. Very much the meat of the coconut, but not quite dry enough for coconut flakes and doesn’t have that distinctive taste of dried coconut. It tastes like MB Palm coconut could be a really good realistic coconut if you could get around that almond taste, or great for something that has some almond taste in it, like a drink that uses coconut and Amaretto or Frangelico. Or bring in some chocolate for an Almond Joy-type recipe.
There are a few recipes that use this that look great to me, but the one that stands out the most is banocconut bread, described as “coconut with a slight banana bread back.” TASK 16
Pink Lady
By the name, I thought this was supposed to be a type of apple. But it turns out to be a weird tropical floral fruit... thing? I can’t place the floral but it’s upfront, with notes of passionfruit and guava and maybe a little apple behind it. This Pink Lady Lemonade looks really interesting, but I don’t have enough Pink Lady left to make more than a small bottle. The flavor is fun and not offensive to me (I like floral stuff), but I don’t want to buy more of it. TRASH 15
Pink Raspberry
At 3%, it’s like Raspberry LaCroix. Just not a lot of flavor there. It’s a bright and slightly floral but light and soft raspberry, not a bold flavor at all. Just a little tartness there. Tastes kind of candyish or artificial, because it tastes more “simple” than a natural raspberry. Thin. Not too sweet, but at the same time the sweetness that’s there seems to be sucking the flavor out of it.
I think people who generally like things to be subtle and lightly flavored might love MB Pink Raspberry and should check it out, I’m just not a fan of candy-type flavors that aren’t bold. It could also be that 3% is too low, but I’d be nervous to try it any higher because it’s already a little floral at 3% and more just seems like it’s going to go perfumy on me.
It might not be the best raspberry flavor, but it’s used in one recipe I had already planned to try and now here’s three more:
Sweden: Prinsesstarta. For one thing, it looks delicious. For another, reasonably detailed notes that include accurate (to my taste) descriptions of the flavors used are always a strong selling point, and this one says “MB Pink Raspberry provides a soft, lightly floral and tart contrast to the cake layers.” TASK 17
Lemon Raspberry Crumble Cake also looks delicious. TASK 18
This one might be more interesting than yummy but Hashirama is something I want to try. Rhubarb Creamsicle.TASK 19
Queen Delicate Pineapple
Tastes like white gummy bear rather than actual pineapple, and there’s a slight black licorice note in the sweet finish and after taste. If you want white gummy bear, there are plenty of other options - CAP 27 Bears, various Dragonfruit flavors - that don’t have a licorice back note. But I guess if for some reason you do want white gummy bear and a hint of black licorice, this one might do it for you. Very sweet, has some nice body to it, and very legitimately tastes like a white gummy bear until you get down to the licorice. I suppose the licorice is light enough that you could cover it with something and just get the white gummy top note, but again, other options exist, I’d pass on this one.
The thing keeping me from tossing it is wanting to try Nick Evans’ Caribbean Crush. TASK 20
Queen Grapes
Another meh purple flavor, but moderately less meh than TFA Grape Juice. Bit more saturated, little deeper, and sweeter than TFA Grape Juice, but similar. Nothing wrong with it, just a bit bland. I have better grapes, though. TRASH 16
Rainbow Sherbet
Somewhat harsh (at least to me), mostly orangey citrus with some other fruit behind it, supposed to be raspberry and lime, I guess it tastes more like raspberry and lime than any other fruit combo, but it’s muddled. The orange is clear though. It’s kinda dry and doesn’t really have a creamy feel or cream taste, but it is nice and sweet.
Other than what’s supposed to be raspberry and lime instead being pretty muddled up, there’s not anything I’d call an off note in MB Rainbow Sherbet. It seems like you could add some cream, a little more raspberry and lime to bump that up equal to the orange, and if you’re not a baby throat, it would make a pretty good rainbow sherbet.
Worth noting that MB Rainbow Sherbet is a little weak in concentration. They recommend 8% I think. I tried it at 7% and that certainly wasn’t a super bold flavor, it all tastes a little soft after the orange upfront. I don’t need it. TRASH 17
Red Cherry
Some of the notes others have left about this one suggest it does not have any off notes at 4% after it steeps for a month. I haven’t tried giving it a month, but at six days at 2.5%, it has a little cough syrup with a side of new vinyl shower curtain. Off notes aside, it’s a brighter and sweeter kind of cherry, deeper with a thick syrupy base and more saturation than a lot of other flavors. Not a natural cherry, but like an artificially flavored cherry syrup.
I tried a recipe with it at 3% steeped for two weeks that did not have these terrible off-notes, Don’t Call Me Shirley. Impressive recipe, not quite going on the list of personal faves.
I’ll probably wind up tossing the flavor, but before I do, I need to try Big Dilly. I don’t think I’ve ever used that much FA Oba Oba before, I want to see what it does. I’ll sub FW Sweetener for the PUR Super Sweet, which I don’t have. TASK 21
Red Dragon Grape
I think that’s supposed to be red grapes and dragonfruit but the bottle says red grapes and dragon wings, which, I don’t know what dragon wings taste like, but ok. It’s very sweet and mostly tastes like red grapes, but there’s something else going on there, like a slightly floral, yet syrupy pineapple. Hibiscus-infused pineapple syrup poured over red grapes, maybe? It’s odd, but not unpleasant. As best I can tell without being familiar with all the ingredients, “The Grape Passion of The Christ” by EyeMSam on ATF is a great-looking recipe. But I lack the CNV Grapefruit to mix it. Without another recipe that I can mix, I think it’s time to say goodbye to Red Dragon Grape. TRASH 18
Shape Up! Pear
I think this is not only a great pear flavor, but one of the best, if not the best, Molinberry flavor I’ve tried. MB Shape Up has everything I want in a pear. Some things perhaps not as much as I want, or more than I want, for some mixes, but without combining two (or more) flavors together, I don’t think it gets any much better than this.
MB Shape Up Pear is bold and sweet and juicy and crisp, with a lot of apple-like texture and body, and just a little earthy realism, all fairly well balanced, and smooth. No off notes for me after steeping for almost a week but that pear skin thing can be a little overbearing off a shake. The boldness takes it away from being natural a bit. It’s not so much fake-tasting as it is just... exaggerated? Using it lower and mixing with other pears could help with realism. On the other hand, I think this exaggerated pear flavor could work with some candy flavor or flavors to create that Jelly Belly Juicy Pear Jelly Bean which is the best of the Jelly Belly beans (fight me).
I need it for one of my own recipes, Falkor. It’s also in a couple of recipes I’ve already planned to try.
Here’s one more that looks super yummy, not so much for the pear but combination of TFA Bavarian Cream, FA Jamaican Rum, and OoO Marshmallow (Vanilla) is giving me a semi. Seven Sins: Pride. TASK 22
Sharp Blackcurrant
Concentration-wise, the flavor is a bit light at the 3% I sampled and would probably try cranking it up a little higher if I wanted it to be the main flavor. I didn’t bother because of what I was getting at 3%, I didn’t want more of. It is indeed sharp, and quite a bit throaty. Not really tart, it’s more vinegary than tart, but more like apple cider vinegar rather than straight up douche water. I think it might just be malic acid giving it that quality? It vapes like too much TFA Sour. Underneath that, there’s a sweet sort of grape-raspberry thing going on, but it’s light this low and seems to need more to be filled out.
I like other currant flavors quite a bit more than this one and don’t feel compelled to do anything with it. TRASH 19
Shock
It’s from their M-line which means it’s meant to be a one shot, and it’s a very complex flavor that MB describes as:
“The best of strawberry juice, citrus fresh lime, seasonal forest berries and perfect blend of anise and licorice. Secret ingredient closes marathon of flavors.”
I really did not think of licorice at all when I tried it, just anise. The difference is slight but significant, anise just tastes like the spice while licorice flavors are almost all dark and molassey, and the best ones also have this herbal quality to them that anise flavors don’t. There’s no molasses here.
Seems like some things got lost in translation. I’ll give away the “secret ingredient” - it’s a very light touch of menthol. I get mostly a strawberry-forward mixed berry lemonade. I don’t know why it says lime in the description, but it tastes like lemonade. WIth anise all up in it. To me it tastes like they messed up a very good menthol berry lemonade by adding anise to it, but if you’re into this sort of thing, maybe you’d love it. The menthol is very subtle, but it’s enough that someone might think they ruined a good anise-spiced berry lemonade by adding menthol to it.
I get the menthol first. Then it starts with the anise that remains throughout the vape, layered across the top of a smooth, crisp lemon followed by a sweet, clean mixed berry finish. Don’t need it. TRASH 20
Soft Baked Cookie Base
Generic bakery. Not as soft-baked as I’d expect from something with soft-baked in the name, it’s got some crunch to it, that little bit of nuttiness you get not from a nut but from something being baked until it’s browned a bit. Not over done, though, more of a happy medium between the truly soft-baked cookies and the well-done crunchy type cookies. Bit softer in the bakery body but those top notes are crisp. This also reads more of a generic baked something to me than a dead-on authentic cookie. You could call it whatever you want, basically. Cookie, biscuit, biscotti, shortbread, pie crust, anything in that family of baked goods that’s typically more dense, crunchy, and dry than cake. Still, nothing weird or off about it.
I have a couple of recipes already lined up that use it, here’s two more:
Corn Bread Cookie. Because that looks amazing. TASK 23
Cookie-Crack-Caine. Really does look like a recipe for soft buttery vanilla cookies, not so much because of the MB Soft-Baked Cookie Base but because of ingredients like FLV Vanilla Pudding and VT Butter Toffee Base. I’ll sub JF Cookie for the FA Cookie that I’ve already tossed and even if this isn’t the best cookie recipe ever, I know it’s gonna be good. TASK 24
Soft Banana
Very much on the realistic, natural side as far as banana flavors go, with just a hint of candy/artificial. Thick and fairly sweet with a somewhat understated flavor. Not very creamy, but creamy enough for a medium-ripe banana without any added cream. Seems like it might get buried in a mix but be a good base for another banana that needs more body.
I wasn’t able to narrow down the MB Soft Banana recipes I want to try below half a dozen, so here we go:
banana cream crepe. It all looks so good, especially the TFA Banana Nut Bread and little touches of FA Custard Premium and VT Golden Syrup. TASK 25
Caramel Banana Cream Pie. Again it all looks great, but I’m mostly here for the FLV Vanilla Pudding + TFA Whipped Cream + VT English Toffee. TASK 26
Nana’s Loaf. I think too often when the creator says the recipe is self-explanatory, it’s just being lazy and not wanting to provide even halfway decent notes, but this one really is pretty self-explanatory. It just looks like an excellent banana nut bread. TASK 27
Honey Banana Cookie. Only by mixing and trying it can I tell how well the execution was done, but I love the profile. TASK 28
Banamonade. Banana lemonade? That’s too interesting to pass over. TASK 29
Crazy Monkey Remix. All these ingredients are great, but I mostly want to see how VT Red Dates and banana go together. TASK 30
Sweet Strawberry
It tastes like strawberry candy mixed with a little natural but not entirely fresh strawberry. Really tastes like a mix of the old TFA Strawberry Ripe and CAP Sweet Strawberry, but more potent, with a higher Ripe to Sweet ratio than the 2:1 that was pretty normal back in the day, with that high jammy maltol flavor and a lot of jammy body but also a little washed out, like the natural strawberry that’s there is like an out of season strawberry or a heat lamp strawberry instead of a strawberry grown out in the sun. It’s brightened by just enough candy strawberry to be tasty, but it’s like putting artificially-flavored strawberry jelly on fairly crappy strawberries. I’ve got too many strawberry flavors to hang on to this mediocre one. TRASH 21
The Most Sweet Cream
That is a bold claim “the most sweet” but it is indeed pretty darn sweet, I think SSA Sweet Cream might actually be sweeter a bit sweeter, but it’s about tied. Besides having a sugary sweet top end, it’s a little dry and not especially smooth for a cream flavor but otherwise really tastes like cream. It’s not pukey to me but there is definitely a dairy twang to it. Very light hints of butter and brighter vanilla. It’s pretty good and I certainly wouldn’t hesitate to mix a recipe that uses it, but I’m deducting a point or two for being a bit on the dry side and not having a real creamy feel to it. Too many other, better creams to bother with this one any longer. TRASH 22
Thick Vanilla Ice Cream
It’s thick and vanilla, and there’s a nice sweetness to it, but also a slight hint of fake movie theater butter. Middle of the road vanilla in terms of how it tastes and how strong it is. Although it is thick, it’s a little fluffy and slightly dry, like a marshmallow, but has a dairy cream flavor that keeps it from tasting more like a marshmallow than an ice cream. So like a fluffy, cheap ice cream, which could be just what you want, depending on the context. That hint of fake butter is super annoying to me, though, and it’s weird to have a buttery taste without so much buttery richness.
Since the buttery taste in MB Thick Vanilla Ice Cream is light enough and not too intrusively fake tasting, I think it would be really good in a small amount for thickening a caramel or butterscotch layer, or would work better in an ice cream recipe that uses one of those things, where a little butter wouldn’t hurt. But I’ll be fine without it. TRASH 23
Tropical Mango
Definitely not bad, but it doesn’t seem to be anything super special to me. It’s startlingly lemony for a second at first, then riper and sweeter mango notes building to the finish and lingering in the aftertaste. Plenty of fleshy body and very little of that piney flavor so if a lot of mango flavors that others like seem too green or piney to you, this might be a good one for you. I have a rule about mediocre mangoes, though. I’ve got too many of them and they’re all going in the TRASH 24
USA Mix
A very light, slightly toasty and maybe a little nutty tobacco with a fairly overbearing light brown sugar sweetness. When I say light brown sugar in this case, I don’t mean it is a light amount of it, I mean like it doesn’t have that molassey depth of dark brown sugar, you might even call it a mix of light brown and white sugars. It’s super sweet and just barely brown. It is a kind-of cigarette-y tobacco, mostly toasty, with a slight nutty undertone that I noticed more and more of over time, but not at all a cigarette flavor overall. It really tastes like a component to an RY4-type of mix that’s missing vanilla, except I’m concerned that adding vanilla might overwhelm the mild tobacco. Some of that INW Vanilla For Pipe might be interesting to mix with it.
There are no public recipes using this flavor but I might make the first.
RY4USA V1 TASK 31

Co.	Flavor	%
MB	USA Mix	4.5
INW	Vanilla for Pipe	2
FLV	Native Tobacco	1
TFA	French Vanilla Deluxe	1
WF	Salted Caramel	1.5

White Chocolate
Haven’t tried this, but I’m excited to, since I’d love a better white chocolate flavor than ones I’m used to. Will try a 1% sample. TASK 32
Winnie
Bold, deep honey flavor, with just very, very slight cat pee that’s more in the room note than in the vape itself. The honey is lightly floral like a wildflower honey but not at all perfumy. But it’s not only honey. It tastes like honey thoroughly mixed with milk or dairy cream, even has that rich, very creamy feel rather than a sticky, syrupy honey feel. Also getting a slight apricot-y stone fruit type of note from it. So, kind of a mess of stuff going on here, but most of it’s good stuff, and I could definitely see it working very well in something like peaches & cream with honey, as long as you live alone and aren’t subjecting anyone to that room note.
I have one recipe lined up that uses it. I’ve also wanted to see if one of my all time favorite recipes, Notorious, could possibly be even better with 0.5% MB Winnie in place of the 0.25% FA Honey. TASK 33
Yellow Cake
This is another one I haven’t opened yet. I’ll try a sample at 2%. TASK34
I also want to mix this Bruised Lemon recipe for blueberry, blackberry, and lemon cake. TASK 35
New Flavor Count: 2,124 - TRASH

"How are you getting along with your meditation nowadays? What aspect of God appeals to your mind - with form or without form?"
M: "Sir, now I can't fix my mind on God with form. On the other hand, I can't concentrate steadily on God without form."
MASTER: "Now you see that the mind cannot be fixed, all of a sudden, on the formless aspect of God. It is wise to think of God with form during the primary stages."
M: "Do you mean to suggest that one should meditate on clay images?"
MASTER: "Why clay? These images are the embodiments of Consciousness."
M: "Even so, one must think of hands, feet, and the other parts of body. But again, I realize that the mind cannot be concentrated unless one meditates, in the beginning, on God with form. You have told me so. Well, God can easily assume different forms. May one meditate on the form of one's own mother?"
MASTER: "Yes, the mother should be adored. She is indeed an embodiment of Brahman."
M. sat in silence. After a few minutes he asked the Master: "What does one feel while thinking of God without form? Isn't it possible to describe it?" After some reflection, the Master said, "Do you know what it is like?" He remained silent a moment and then said a few words to M. about one's experiences at the time of the vision of God with and without form.
MASTER: "You see, one must practise spiritual discipline to understand this correctly. Suppose, there are treasures in a room. If you want to see them and lay hold of them, you must take the trouble to get the key and unlock the door. After that you must take the treasures out. But suppose the room is locked, and standing outside the door you say to yourself: 'Here I have opened the door. Now I have broken the lock off the chest. Now I have taken out the treasure.' Such brooding near the door will not enable you to achieve anything. You must practise discipline.
"The jnanis think of God without form. They don't accept the Divine Incarnation. Praising Sri Krishna, Arjuna said, 'Thou art Brahman Absolute.' Sri Krishna replied, 'Follow Me, and you will know whether or not I am Brahman Absolute.' So saying, Sri Krishna led Arjuna to a certain place and asked him what he saw there. 'I see a huge tree,' said Arjuna, 'and on it I notice fruits hanging like clusters of blackberries.' Then Krishna said to Arjuna, 'Come nearer and you will find that these are not clusters of blackberries, but clusters of innumerable Krishnas like Me, hanging from the tree.' In other words, Divine Incarnations without number appear and disappear on the tree of the Absolute Brahman.
"Kavirdas was strongly inclined to the formless God. At the mention of Krishna's name he would say: 'Why should I worship Him? The gopis would clap their hands while He performed a monkey dance.' (With a smile) But I accept God with form when I am in the company of people who believe in that ideal, and I also agree with those who believe in the formless God."
M. (smiling): "You are as infinite as He of whom we have been talking. Truly, no one can fathom your depth."
MASTER (smiling): "Ah! I see you have found it out. Let me tell you one thing. One should follow various paths. One should practise each creed for a time. In a game of satrancha a piece can't reach the centre square until it completes the circle; but once in the square it can't be overtaken by any other piece."
M: "That is true, sir."
MASTER: "There are two classes of. yogis: the bahudakas and the kutichakas. The bahudakas roam about visiting various holy places and have not yet found peace of mind. But the kutichakas, having visited all the sacred places, have quieted their minds. Feeling serene and peaceful, they settle down in one place and no longer move about. In that one place they are happy; they don't feel the need of going to any sacred place. If one of them ever visits a place of pilgrimage, it is only for the purpose of new inspiration.
"I had to practise each religion for a time - Hinduism, Islam, Christianity. Furthermore, I followed the paths of the Saktas, Vaishnavas, and Vedantists. I realized that there is only one God toward whom all are travelling; but the paths are different. (Gospel of Ramakrishna)

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Hyperion Cube Transcription - Subject, Jack Tennison
Compiled by Hyper Cube - Subject K’Tal for chronological consistency
I glanced at the little lavender monkey man. His giant purple eyes gazed back at me out of his helmet, filled with emotions I don’t think I was capable of grasping just yet.
He was cantankerous for sure, but maybe that was to be expected. I missed Lyshia something fierce. We’d only been together three years, K’Tal had been with his family for over four hundred years. Four hundred years! Insanity. What a concept. I did some quick math. Lyshia and I had been together about one fiftieth of a human lifespan. Naffa’Callian’s lived about twenty thousand years, so… His relationship had lasted about the same length as mine, considering his lifespan. But he’d had three partners. So he felt what I felt times three. If the concepts of three years and four hundred years were even comparable. “Does he even experience time the same way I do?” I wondered.
My train of thought was interrupted by an alert from my helmet's AI. "Methylchloride clouds incoming. Storm likely. Hydrochloric rain likely."
In frustration, I couldn't help but exclaim loudly, "FUCK THIS PLANET." I noticed K’Tal's startled reaction.
K’Tal, startled, shot me a perplexed look, his eyes widening. "What was that about?" He seemed almost amused by my sudden outburst. "Run out of your endless chatter and decided to yell at the heavens now?"
Realization hit me that his AI was out of commission, and my unscheduled broadcast must have come off rather startling. "Ah, sorry about that," I said, slightly embarrassed. "It’s just that there’s a nasty storm brewing, and it’s strong enough to turn us into… Well, basically, soup."
K'Tal let out a resigned sigh, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Fantastic. Just another day in paradise."
Just then, my suit's AI announced, "Routing for shelter. Scanning for safe location. Route found."
I couldn't help but question the AI's timing. "Seriously? Why now? Couldn't you have found shelter earlier?"
The AI's response was as unhelpful as ever. "No prior request for shelter detected."
“I ASKED YOU THREE HOURS AGO TO FIND SOMEWHERE FOR US TO SLEEP.”
“Sleep does not require shelter.”
I grit my teeth, infuriated. “You Jupiter sized turd, I am scrapping you the moment I get a chance. Fucking overgrown calculator.”
K'Tal, sensing my growing irritation, touched my arm gently. "Jack, what's the situation?"
"It's found us somewhere to take cover," I replied, relieved yet still irked by the AI's earlier inaction. "Let's move, and fast."
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The AI's guidance led us to a small, unassuming cavern, tucked away about six miles to the west. The distance was a challenge, exacerbated by the storm that, with an almost mocking sense of timing, rolled in from the west just as we set off. As we navigated through the tempest, I noticed the alarming sight of K'Tal's dropsuit beginning to emit wisps of smoke, a telltale sign of the corrosive rain's impact.
K'Tal, struggling to match my pace, was quickly becoming a liability in his vulnerable state. Acting on instinct, I scooped him up in my arms, activating the hydraulic system within my power suit. This enhancement boosted our speed dramatically, propelling us through the tempest at an impressive twenty-five miles per hour. I hunched over his small frame, using my body as a shield to protect him from the acid rain's vicious onslaught.
As I held him, K'Tal's body trembled against mine, a visceral reaction to the fear and uncertainty of our predicament. Little guy was terrified. His trembling, however, was laced with an inherent bravery. The Nafa'Callians, known for their peaceful and philosophical nature, were not a species built for war or for surviving such hostile environments. Their culture, steeped in harmony, emotional depth, and a profound appreciation for the arts, made them more suited to the tranquil aspects of life. Traditionally, they were lovers and thinkers, not fighters.
Yet, here was K'Tal, far removed from the tranquility of his homeworld, facing a situation that was the antithesis of everything his culture stood for. His presence here was a testament to the depths of his courage – a courage not rooted in physical might, but in the resilience of spirit and the strength to stay true to his values even when they were being tested in the most extreme conditions.
As we made our way to the cavern, I couldn't help but ponder the profound reasons that must have driven him to step into a role so contrary to his nature. What had compelled this gentle, thoughtful being to join a battle among the stars?
As we navigated the treacherous terrain, the AI's abrupt command to change direction caught me off guard. "Turn left, then turn right," it instructed with a mechanical urgency.
Shit biscuits, that was not enough warning. I veered sharply, fighting to maintain control as my suit's gravitic gymbal strained to keep us upright in the slippery mud. In a heart-stopping moment, I spotted a massive tree root directly in our path. Attempting to leap over it, I miscalculated, my feet snagging on the gnarled wood, sending us hurtling through the air.
The world became a blur as we tumbled uncontrollably, bouncing and skidding with a ferocity that jolted every bone in my body, tumbling and sliding directly towards the trunk of an absolutely massive tree. I instinctively curled around K’Tal, doing my utmost to shield him from the brunt of the impact. We crashed through the trunk, a shower of splinters and debris raining down around us. Our momentum finally sputtered to a halt, leaving us sprawled amidst a cascade of wooden fragments.
K'Tal's groan broke the silence as I cautiously released him from my protective embrace. He flopped onto his back, a mix of relief and discomfort evident in his voice. "Please don't do that again," he pleaded.
"I'll try not to," I responded.
I looked around us, taking in our surroundings. We had come to rest in the center of the tree trunk, its hollow interior carved out by the passage of time and nature. The labyrinthine roots around us formed a network of tunnels, suggesting that the living parts of the tree had long ago given way to decay, creating this sheltered space. I wasn’t sure what we’d find in here, but at least we were out of the acid rain outside.
Curiosity piqued by the faint red glow that illuminated our refuge, I called to the AI for an explanation. "Computer, analyze," I requested, intrigued by the subtle luminescence.
The AI responded promptly, detailing the atmospheric composition within the hollow: "Atmospheric levels: 36% Oxygen. 16% Nitrogen. 2% Argon. 1% Xenon. 0.5% Carbon Dioxide and Carbon Monoxide. Trace Gasses remaining."
A sense of relief washed over me as I realized we could safely breathe the air here. "Okay, so don’t light a match in here," I joked under my breath, acknowledging the elevated oxygen levels. But my curiosity about the source of the red light remained.
"Computer, what is the red light?" I inquired, hoping for further insight into this unexpected sanctuary.
The AI's revelation about the source of the red light cast a magical hue over our makeshift sanctuary. "Bioluminescent lichen," it announced, its tone matter-of-fact yet unable to detract from the enchantment surrounding us. However, the AI's next words were a stark reminder of our precarious situation. "Immediate atmosphere destabilizing. Methylchloride levels rising. Reason unknown."
I couldn't help but respond with a hint of sarcasm. "That would be because we just punched a giant hole in the tree, dumbass."
The AI, unfazed by my comment, simply acknowledged, "Giant hole and dumbass status, noted." It then added, "Scans of the immediate area indicate human habitable zones deeper into the tunnels."
In a somewhat playful, if not slightly rough manner, I smacked K’Tal across the chest to get his attention. "Hey."
He winced, a sharp reminder of his recent ordeal. "Great Tree, please don’t do that again. Holy shit. I can’t have you breaking my ribs a second time."
"Relax, you'll be fine," I reassured him, albeit with a bit of teasing. "The computer says the air's breathable further in."
"Okay, let's check it out," K'Tal agreed, glad of good news. He stood and brushed himself off, then offered me his hand.
As we ventured deeper into the tree's root system, it became evident how nature had crafted an intricate labyrinth over centuries. Our helmets were now unnecessary; the air within these depths was surprisingly fresh and carried a subtly sweet aroma reminiscent of blackberries. This new environment seemed to unsettle K'Tal somewhat; he became visibly nervous and almost deliberately avoided direct contact with me. I supposed it was probably because they were a tree dwelling race, building great homes in the boughs of trees whose branches spanned miles wide.
After a time, however, I noticed that he would not look at me while speaking and I wondered if my appearance was intimidating to him, despite our species sharing several simian characteristics.
The bioluminescent lichen around us brought the tunnels to life, flickering like a constellation of tiny, terrestrial stars. Their gentle glow pulsed rhythmically, in sync with the slow breath of the ancient tree. Adding to the otherworldly ambiance were thick strands of sap that oozed languidly from the ceiling. In the dim red light, these viscous droplets appeared almost like liquid jewels, deep blue and purple, cascading ever so slowly to the ground where they formed small, glistening pools eagerly awaited by the worms squirming through the mud beneath our feet.
“Hm.”
“Hm?” K’Tal echoed my noise, noticing my expression.
"Blackberries," I mused aloud, the thought of the familiar Earth fruit crossing my mind.
K’Tal, curious and clearly unfamiliar, echoed my thought. “Blackberries? What are those?”
I directed my question to the AI, hoping for a favorable answer. "Computer, analyze edibility of tree sap."
After a brief moment, the AI, perhaps still miffed at my earlier comments, replied with a hint of formality. "Analyzing. Analysis complete." The response was more detailed than expected, listing the sap's nutritional content. "Contents are mostly comprised of complex carbohydrates, alcohol sugars, protein strings, lipids, and salts."
Oh, now it was using big words. Okay. “You didn’t answer my question while you were trying to sound smart. Can we eat it.”
There was a pause before the AI simply answered, "Yes."
My excitement was palpable as I cheered, "Hooooorah!" Thrilled at the prospect of finally having something to eat.
Before I could fully express my joy, K’Tal erupted into a spontaneous and jubilant display. His throaty, high-pitched cry of celebration was a mix of relief and exhilaration. "FOOOOOOD! NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO EAT ME!" he exclaimed, dancing around on all fours in a burst of unbridled emotion.
"Hwat," I said, utterly baffled. "Why on earth would you think I'd eat you?"
K'Tal's hesitance was evident as he tried to articulate his fears. "Well, we haven't eaten, everything's toxic here, and... humans eat meat..."
I chuckled, trying to lighten the mood. "Yes, we eat meat, but why would that lead you to think I'd consider eating you?"
His voice grew louder, a hint of anger mixed with fear. "THERE ARE STORIES OF YOU EATING YOUR OWN KIND IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS, JACK."
His words hit me in the gut, and I felt ashamed. I knew the galaxy viewed humans as somewhat unique for our omnivorous diet, but cannibalism? That was a dark chapter in human history, long closed.
"No human has eaten another sentient being in thousands of years, K'Tal," I reassured him, raising my voice slightly to emphasize the point.
K'Tal's response was tinged with bitterness. "We live thousands of years, dipshit! My parents showed me newsreels of your cultists eating Phinosians!"
I sighed deeply. This misunderstanding ran deeper than I thought. Crouching down, I met K'Tal's gaze, his eyes reflecting the dim red light around us. "Listen, those people were not representative of humanity. Those were monsters, pure and simple, and you should also remember the newsreels of us absolutely obliterating those assholes. We've moved past eating real meat. It's all lab-grown now. The last animal eaten on Earth was centuries ago. Somewhere in the year 3000, I think.” I paused, wondering if I should admit to the next thing I was about to say. “There are some colonies that practice live feeding, yes, but they’re pretty rare, and even then, the animals they eat have been bred over the course of millenia to be docile, happy, and to not even feel pain.”
“That means nothing to me,” he scowled. “What year is it in your calendar now?”
K'Tal remained skeptical, his eyes still narrowed. "What year is it in your calendar?"
I tried to bridge the vast gap in our understanding. "We use the galactic calendar now, but it's been almost forty thousand years since any recorded human cannibalism."
K'Tal seemed to ponder this, then, still doubtful, he reached for a chunk of sap with his knife. He cut a piece and hesitated before offering it to me.
"You first."
I took the sap, understanding this was more than just a taste test—it was a test of trust.
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As we settled in the dimly lit cavern, sharing the sap, K'Tal's enjoyment was evident. "This sap's really good. I’m definitely going to have to try these things you call Blackberries." he mused, his voice echoing slightly off the cavern walls.
I watched, somewhat bemused, as he continued to devour the sap, seemingly unaffected by its richness. My own experience was vastly different; my stomach churned uneasily with each bite. The flavors were pleasant, but my body wasn't as accommodating.
The discomfort grew, twisting into sharp cramps. I clutched at my stomach, grimacing. "Oof," I groaned, the pain evident in my voice. K'Tal's concern was immediate, his antennae twitching towards me, his eyes filled with worry. "Jack, are you okay?"
"Not really," I admitted, feeling increasingly unwell. "Computer, isn't this sap supposed to be safe?"
The AI, with its infuriatingly calm voice, responded from my wrist comp. "The sap is edible, but I did warn you that it contains high amounts of sugar alcohols."
Confused, I questioned further. "Sugar alcohols? So, am I getting drunk off this stuff?"
The AI's response was as clinical as ever. "No, sugar alcohols do not induce intoxication."
I tried another angle. "So, what, I've suddenly developed diabetes out here?"
Again, the AI shot down my theory. "You do not have diabetes. However, consuming large amounts of sugar alcohols can lead to gastrointestinal distress in humans."
The AI's next words hit me like a ton of bricks. "Symptoms typically include intense diarrhea… Dumbass."
K'Tal, who had been intently listening, couldn't contain a choked laugh. I glared at him.
The absurdity of the situation, combined with the AI's blunt terminology, would have been hilarious under different circumstances to me as well. But right then, all I could think about was the impending digestive chaos, thanks to the only fucking food source around. Rescue could not come soon enough.
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The IDs for these cosmetics were found by iFireMonkey, GMatrixGames and (if I'm not mistaken) Wensoing a while back. Most of them are dated from 2021 through this year (2023).

• The Star Wars: Squadrons collab (Vanguard Squadron X-Wing) was going to have 10 outfits (5 male and 5 female), probably like the Ghostbusters ones. They were going to be themed after the Vanguard Squadron and the Titan Squadron based on their codenames (Orange and Black).
• Spider-Gwen was going to have a wrap. Probably scrapped and replaced with that second loading screen. Notice how the only thing her set missing is a wrap (excluding music pack).
• Goku Black was going to have a wrap.
• Aquaman was going to have a wrap of his fish scales. It was recycled into Shang-Chi's and its textures where found back in 2021.
• Either Itachi or Hinata were going to have a glider.
• Beast Boy was going to have a glider.
• Kate Bishop was going to have a glider. The one we got is for Clint Barton according to its ID codename.
• A third Travis Scott emote with "Jumps" in the codename.
• A third Deadpool emote.
• Queen Summer was going to have an emote.
• A second Jordan Cool Grey emote.
• Mike Lowrey (Bad Boys) was going to have an emote.
• A third Borderlands spray codenamed "Grenade".
• A second Indiana Jones spray.
• A Lara Croft loading screen. Ever noticed how she's the only one in the C2S6 BP without one?
• More wraps: one for Marshmello, one for Galactus, one for Imperial Stormtrooper and one for Ferrari.
• A music pack and emoticon for the 2020 BTS Dynamite collab.
• A music pack for the first Coachella collab (not the last one we had).
• Balenciaga loading screen.
• Lastly, Eren Jaeger loading screen, but not the one we got which has "Tease" in the codename.

Calm
Zodiac: Pisces
Season: Spring
Number: 4
Colours: Light Blue, Teal, Pale Pink, White
Trees: Acacia, Cedar, Cypress, Fir, Juniper, Linden, Mimosa, Spruce
Herbs + Such: Anemone, Angelica, Aster, Bergamot, Borage, Broom, Carnation, Red Clover, Daffodil, Daisy, Dill, Heliotrope, Holy Basil, Honeysuckle, Jasmine, Lemon Balm, Lily, Lily Of The Valley, Marjoram, Monkshood, Passionflower, Rose, Sweet Woodruff, Thyme, Valerian, Yarrow, Asafoetida, Belladonna, Betony, Black Cohosh, Burdock, Cardamom, Ginger, Ginseng, Henbane, Lady’s Slipper, Mistletoe, Nutmeg, Saffron, Sandalwood, Skullcap, Vanilla, Water Lily
Gemstones + Minerals: Agate, Alexandrite, Amazonite, Amber, Amethyst, Angelite, Apache Tears, Aquamarine, Aragonite, Green Aventurine, Azurite, Pink Calcite, Celestite (Spiritual), Chrysocolla, Garnet, Fluorite, Hematite, Iolite, Blue Jade, Jet, Kunzite, Kyanite, Lapis Lazuli, Larimar, Lepidolite, Malachite, Moonstone, Morganite, Moss Agate, Peridot, Clear Quartz, Rhodonite, Rose Quartz, Pink Sapphire, Smoky Quartz, Sodalite, Tiger’s Eye, Blue Topaz, Tourmaline (Blue, Pink, Turquoise)
From The Sea: Cockle, Scallop
Metal: Silver
Deities: Amphitrite, Gaia, Hestia, Kuan Yin, Selene, Njord, Shiva
Animal: Koala
Marine Life: Dolphin, Manatee
Calm The Emotions
Herbs + Such: Chamomile, Geranium, Lavender, Rue, Vervain, Nettle
Gemstones + Minerals: Blue Lace Agate, Celestite
Inner Calm
Herbs + Such: Basil, Lavender, Pennyroyal, Peppermint, Spearmint
Challenges – (To Deal With)
Day: Tuesday
Celebration: Lughnasadh
Rune: Is
Colours: Black, Gray, Green, Silver
Number: 2
Trees: Apple, Birch, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak (White), Rowan
Herbs + Such: Deer’s Tongue, Goldenrod, High John, Mandrake, Broom, Daisy, Foxglove, Lavender, Pennyroyal, Peppermint, Poppy, Valerian, Vervain, Yarrow
From The Sea: Slipper Shell
Gemstones + Minerals: Azurite, Beryl, Diamond, Clear Quartz, Rhodonite, Spinel
Deities: Ishtar, Isis, Tiamat, Baal, Ea, Loki, Marduk, Set
Birds: Albatross, Cuckoo, Grouse, Pelican, Quail
Animals: Boar, Jaguar, Polar Bear
Insect: Scorpion
Mythical: Dragon
Emotional Challenges
Herbs + Such: Passionflower
Gemstones + Minerals: Amazonite, Sodalite
Change – (To Cope With, Initiate, Support)
Planets: Mercury, Moon, Pluto, Uranus
Zodiac: Cancer, Gemini, Scorpio
Time Of Day: Dusk
Celebrations: Litha, Vasant, Panchami
Element: Water
Runes: Dag, Ehwaz (Make Progress), Hagal, Thorn
Directions: South
Numbers: 2, 5, 7
Colours: Black, Blue, Green, Orange, Red, White, Yellow
Tarot: Chariot, Hanged Man, High Priestess, Tower (Unexpected), Wheel Of Fortune
Trees: Ash, Alder, Hawthorn, Palm (Dragon’s Blood), Walnut, Yew
Herbs + Such: Anise, Myrrh, Heather, Honeysuckle, Lady’s Mantle, Morning Glory, Peppermint, Sweet Woodruff, Violet, Yarrow
Gemstones + Minerals:
Agate (Snakeskin), Amethyst, Andalusite, Aventurine, Azurite, Calcite (Green), Citrine, Garnet (Hessonite), Jade (Brown), Kyanite, Lepidolite, Malachite, Peridot, Ruby, Spinel, Staurolite, Sugilite, Tanzanite, Topaz, Turquoise
Metal: Mercury
From The Sea: Coral, Jingle, Periwinkle, Scallop, Slipper Shell, Whelk
Deities: Artemis, Demeter, Ganga, Isis, Kali, Kuan Yin, Lakshmi, Persephone, Rhiannon, Tiamat, Xochiquetzal, Ares, The Dagda, Enki, Gwydion, Janus, Jupiter, Loki, Osiris, Perun, Quetzalcoatl, Ra, Vertimnus, Zeus
Animals: Antelope, Bat (In Times Of Transition), Bear, Beaver, Chimpanzee, Coyote, Horse, Monkey, Squirrel, Wolf (Use To Advantage)
Mythical: Dragon
Birds: Bluebird, Crow, Cuckoo, Eagle, Goldfinch, Kite, Robin, Swan, Waxwing
Marine Life: Dolphin, Octopus, Porpoise, Salmon
Reptiles: Chameleon, Frog, Lizard, Salamander, Snake
Insects: Beetle, Butterfly, Caterpillar, Dragonfly, Moth, Snail
Cheerfulness
Planet: Sun
Element: Fire
Colour: Yellow
Tree: Cherry
Herbs + Such: Basil, Chrysanthemum, Daisy, Sunflower
Gemstones + Minerals: Apophyllite, Carnelian, Citrine, Fluorite, Sardonyx, Sunstone, Tiger’s Eye, Tourmaline, Turquoise, Zircon
Deities: Sekhmet, Hermes, Mercury
Birds: Chickadee, Meadowlark, Oriole
Insects: Cricket, Grasshopper
Clairaudience
Chakra: Third Eye
Herbs + Such: Snapdragon
Gemstones + Minerals: Apatite, Diamond, Opal (Fire), Herkimer Diamond
Animals: Lemur, Moose, Panther
Bird: Owl
Reptile: Chameleon
Clairvoyance
Zodiac: Scorpio
Planet: Neptune
Day: Monday
Elements: Air, Water
Colours: Indigo, Purple, Silver, Yellow
Chakra: Third Eye
Number: 7
Tarot: High Priestess
Herbs + Such: Basil, Dandelion, Heliotrope, Hibiscus, Honeysucker, Lilac, Mugwort, Rose, Sage, Thyme, Yarrow, Cinnamon, Clove, Eyebright, Frankincense, Moonwort, Nutmeg, Patchouli, Saffron, Sandalwood, Thornapple, Wormwood
Trees: Acacia, Cedar, Hazel, Laurel, Rowan
Metal: Bornite
Gemstones + Minerals: Apatite, Azurite, Chrysoprase, Diamond, Emerald, Herkimer Diamond, Green Jasper, Jet, Moonstone, Obsidian, Opal, Peridot, Blue Tourmaline
Deities: Bast, Fortuna, Freyja, Frigg, Kuan Yin (Increase), Persephone, Loki, Odin
Animals: Antelope (Teach), Horse, Lynx
Birds: Hawk, Kite, Owl, Raven
Reptiles: Alligator, Chameleon, Crocodile
Clarity
Zodiac: Pisces
Element: Air
Direction: North
Rune: Ken
Chakra: Third Eye
Tarot: Star
Colours: Blue, Indigo, Silver, Violet, White, Yellow
Trees: Alder, Birch, Cedar, Cypress, Laurel, Magnolia, Pomegranate, Spruce, Walnut
Herbs + Such: Basil, Dandelion, Grape, Heather, Honeysuckle, Iris, Jasmine, Lavender, Lemon Balm, Passionflower, Peppermint, Periwinkle, Raspberry, Rose (White), Rue, Sunflower, Eyebright, Frankincense, Horehound, Sandalwood
Gemstones + Minerals: Amazonite, Amber, Ametrine (Mental, Spiritual), Apache Tears, Apophyllite, Aquamarine (Mental), Aventurine, Blue Lace Agate, Clear Calcite, Celestite, Cerussite, Chrysoberyl, Citrine, Danburite, Diamond (White), Hawk’s Eye, Hematite, Jade, Kyanite, Labradorite, Obsidian, Clear Quartz, Rhodonite, Selenite, Tiger’s Eye, Blue Topaz, Tourmaline (Blue), Turquoise
From The Seal: Conch, Moon Snail, Pearl, Scallop
God: Thoth
Marine Life: Crab, Manatee
Animals: Antelope, Bobcat, Deer, Fox, Giraffe, Lemur, Ocelot, Weasel (For Hidden Meaning), Zebra
Insect; Dragonfly
Birds: Albatross (Over Time), Cardinal, Duck (Emotional), Eagle, Falcon, Hawk, Kingfisher (Emotional), Kite, Meadowlark, Owl, Raven, Seagull
Cleverness
Zodiac: Gemini
Planet: Mercury
Day: Wednesday
Celebration: Hunting Of The Wren
Number: 5
Tree: Fir
Gemstone/Mineral: Emerald
Deities: Ishtar, Belenus, Ea, Enki, Hermes, Loki
Magical: Brownie Spirits
Animals: Cat, Coyote, Fox, Hyena, Monkey, Wolverine
Comfort – (to seek, give)
Zodiac: Taurus
Element: Earth
Colour: Yellow
Chakra: Root
Number: 6
Trees: Cedar, Cypress, Fir, Oak (White), Spindle Tree
Herbs + Such: Gardenia, Geranium (Red), Lemon Balm, Marigold, Marjoram, Rosemary, Sage, Clove, Frankincense, Galangal, Myrrh, Vanilla
Gemstones + Minerals: Agate, Calcite, Chrysocolla, Dioptase, Jasper, Peridot (Attract), Rhodochrosite, Rose Quartz
Metal: Gold
Deities: Bast, Danu, Don, Hathor, Kuan Yin, Agni, Dionysus
Animals: Cow, Llama (For Others), Rhinoceros (In Solitude), Weasel (In Solitude)
Birds: Chicken, Duck (Emotional), Goose
Reptile: Salamander
Communication
Zodiac: Gemini
Planet: Mercury
Day: Wednesday
Rune: Rad
Elements: Air, Earth, Fire
Direction: East
Chakra: Throat
Numbers: 3, 5
Tarot: Magician
Colours: Blue, Indigo (With Spirits), Orange, Peach, Silver (With Ancestors), Yellow
Trees: Ash, Cedar, Hazel, Linden, Maple, Myrtle (Crepe), Sycamore, Willow, Yew (With the Dead)
Herbs + Such: Blackberry/Bramble, Broom, Carnation (Yellow) Chamomile, Daisy, Dandelion, Fennel, Garlic, Geranium, Jasmine, Lavender, Lily, Marigold, Rosemary, Valerian, Violet (White), Allspice, Nettle, Orris Root, Water Lily
Gemstones + Minerals: Black Agate, Amazonite, Amethyst, Angelite (With Angelic Realm), Apatite, Aquamarine, Azurite, Beryl, Blue Lace Agate, Clear Calcite, Cerussite, Chrysocolla, Chrysoprase, Danburite, Fluorite, Iolite, Jasper, Kunzite, Kyanite, Lapis Lazuli, Lodestone, Malachite, Moss Agate, Clear Quartz, Sapphire, Selenite, Sodalite, Tanzanite, Tiger’s Eye, Blue Topaz, Tsavorite, Turquoise
From The Sea: Clam, Conch, Triton
Metals: Bornite, Mercury, Silver
Deities: Brigid, Don, Fides, Hera, Iris, Sarasvati, Seshat (Written), Spider Woman, Apollo, Arawn, Balder, Bragi, Loki, Lugh, Mercury, Prometheus, Thoth (Written)
Magical: Muses, Sylphs
Reptile: Frog
Animals: Antelope, Bear (With Spirits), Bobcat (Measured), Chimpanzee, Deer (Doe), Elephant (Subtlety), Giraffe, Gorilla, Horse (Across Species), Hyena, Leopard, Lion, Monkey, Squirrel
Birds: Crow, Cuckoo, Duck, Eagle (Judicious), Goldfinch (All Levels), Goose, Hawk, Loon, Macaw, Magpie, Mockingbird, Nighthawk, Parrot, Pigeon (Between Worlds), Raven, Seagull (With Deities), Starling
Marine Life: Dolphin, Octopus, Porpoise, Whale
Insects: Bee (With the Dead), Cricket, Firefly, Spider
Communicate Eloquently
Zodiac: Leo
Deities: Ganesh, Hermes, Ogma
Tree: Aspen
Herbs + Such: Cinquefoil
Gemstones + Minerals: Agate, Yellow Carnelian, Celestite, Sardonyx
Bird: Nightingale Compassion
Zodiac: Aquarius, Pisces
Planet: Venus
Element: Water
Direction: West
Colours: Aqua, Pink, Green, White
Chakra: Heart
Numbers: 4, 6, 9
Tarot: Cups
Trees: Cherry, Elder, Elm, Mesquite
Herbs + Such: Gardenia, Rose, Allspice, Lotus
From The Sea: Clam, Sand Dollar, Scallop
Gemstones + Minerals: Angelite, Aquamarine, Aragonite (Blue), Aventurine, Celestite, Chrysoberyl, Chrysoprase, Garnet, Jasper (Green, Red), Kunzite, Moonstone, Rhodochrosite, Rose Quartz, Ruby, Tourmaline, Turquoise
Magical: Mermaids
Deities: Amaterasu, Ceres, Demeter, Isis, Ishtar, Kuan Yin, Modron, Nanna, Sekhmet, Apollo, Buddha, Marduk, Mithras, Shiva
Animal: Chimpanzee
Birds: Stork, Vulture
Mythical: Unicorn Concentration/Focus
Zodiac: Capricorn
Planet: Saturn
Elements: Air, Fire
Number: 4
Colours: Brown, Red, Violet, White, Yellow
Tarot: Chariot
Herbs + Such: Cardamom, Cinnamon, Frankincense, Myrrh, Nutmeg, Reed, Sandalwood, Skullcap, Spikenard, Vanilla, Bergamot, Broom, Fern, Garlic, Geranium, Hibiscus, Honeysuckle, Iris, Lavender, Lemon Balm, Lilac, Marjoram, Peppermint, Rosemary, Sage, Spearmint
Trees: Birch, Cedar, Cypress
Metal: Copper
Gemstones + Minerals: Amazonite, Amethyst, Ametrine, Apatite, Beryl, Bloodstone, Clear Calcite, Carnelian, Fluorite, Hematite, Jade (White), Jasper (Red), Kyanite, Lepidolite, Lodestone, Snowflake Obsidian, Pyrite, Clear Quartz, Sardonyx, Blue Topaz, Tourmaline (Red, Blue, Green)
From The Sea: Pearl, Periwinkle
Birds: Crane, Kingfisher, Kite
Animals: Badger, Cat, Cheetah, Hedgehog, Lemur, Leopard, Mouse, Squirrel (On Solutions)
Marine: Orca, Seal
Insect: Bee
Confidence
Zodiac: Aries, Capricorn, Leo
Planet: Sun
Full Moon: September
Day: Sunday
Element: Fire
Chakra: Solar Plexus
Tarot: Emperor, Wands
Colours: Royal Blue, Gold, Orange, Peach
Trees: Cedar, Cypress, Oak, Palm (Dragon’s Blood), Pine
Herbs + Such: Basil, Bergamot, Carnation, Geranium, Fern, Heather, Honeysuckle, Passionflower, Rose, Rosemary, Thyme, Yarrow, Cardamom, Nettle, Reed, Thistle
Gemstones + Minerals: Agate, Aragonite, Aventurine, Bloodstone, Blue Lace Agate, Orange Calcite, Carnelian, Chrysoberyl, Chrysocolla, Citrine, Diamond, Garnet, Hematite, Jade, Labradorite, Larimar, Lodestone, Moss Agate, Obsidian (Snowflake), Onyx, Opal, Rhodonite, Rose Quartz, Staurolite, Tigers Eye, Tourmaline, Zircon (Red), Zoisite
From The Sea: Cockle, Jingle, Triton
Metal: Gold
Deities: Bacchus, Balder, Lugh, Aphrodite
Magical: Gnomes
Animals: Antelope, Cougar, Elephant, Moose, Racoon, Sheep, Skunk, Tiger
Birds: Bluebird (Unassuming), Rooster, Eagle, Egret, Peacock, Pheasant, Wren
Marine: Sea Horse
Insect: Butterfly
Connections
Zodiac: Cancer
Planet: Venus
Celebrations: Lunantishes (With Fairy Realm)
Chakras: Crown, Sacral
Numbers: 3, 5
Colours: Gold (Divine), Indigo (Ancestors), Violet (Higher Self, Divine)
Trees: Ash, Maple, Willow
Herbs + Such: Lavender, Marjoram, Thistle, Water Lily
Metals: Aluminum, Copper
Gemstones + Minerals: Agate (Natural World), Alexandrite, Amethyst (Spiritual), Ametrine (Spirit and Will), Apophyllite (Inner And Outer Worlds), Azurite, Danburite (Angelic), Iolite, Jade (Cosmic), Jet, Labradorite, Lapis Lazuli (Cosmic), Malachite, Moonstone (Emotional, Lunar Energy), Moss Agate (Earth Energy), Obsidian, Petrified Wood, Rhodochrosite, Ruby, Zoisite
From The Sea: Pearl
Deity: Spider Woman
Animals: Bear, Buffalo/Bison (Mundane And Divine), Caribou, Cat, Cow (Mother Goddess), Cougar, Elephant (Ancient Wisdom), Moose (With Elders, Inner And Outer Worlds), Ocelot (Spirit Realm), Wolverine (Between Worlds)
Birds: Hen (Spirits Of The Dead), Condor, Crane (The Otherworld), Eagle (Between Worlds), Loon (Ancient Knowledge), Nightingale (Death, Love), Owl (Seen And Unseen), Parrot, Crone, Swan
Marine: Dolphin (Body, Mind, Spirit)
Reptiles: Frog, Salamander (Earth and Water)
Insect: Spider
Mythical: Griffin (Life and Death)
Spirit Realm + Earth
Bird: Blue Jay, Cardinal
Insect: Bee, Moth
Reptile: Chameleon
Mythical: Griffin
Past Lives
Animals: Armadillo, Bull, Goat, Jackal, Rhinoceros, Tiger
Birds: Canary, Crane, Duck, Rooster, Peacock
Consecrate/Bless
Elements: Air, Earth, Fire, Water
Colours: Blue, Gold, Lavender, Purple, White, Yellow
Trees: Acacia, Apple, Cedar, Cypress, Elder, Holly, Mimosa, Oak, Olive, Palm (Dragon’s Blood), Pomegranate, Walnut, Willow
Herbs + Such: Angelica, Carnation, Hibiscus, Holy Basil, Jasmine, Lavender, Lily Of The Valley, Marigold, Mugwort, Rose, Rosemary, Rue, Sage, Thyme, Vervain, Yarrow, Allspice, Anise, Blessed Thistle, Cinnamon, Cinquefoil, Coriander, Frankincense, Galangal, High John, Lotus, Mistletoe, Myrrh, Patchouli, Sandalwood, Spikenard, Star Anise
Gemstones + Minerals: Bloodstone, Lodestone, Moldovite, Obsidian, Onyx, Clear Quartz, Salt, Sardonyx, Serpentine, Blue Topaz
From The Sea: Pearl
Deities: Fortuna, Sedna, Thor
Bird: Canary (Through Song)
Blessed By Fairies
Tree: Rowan
Herbs + Such: Daisy, Primrose
Consciousness
Zodiac: Sagittarius, Virgo
Planets: Moon, Sun
Element: Earth
Chakra: Crown, Third Eye
Numbers: 4, 6
Colours: Gold, Indigo, Purple, Silver, White
Trees: Birch, Elder, Oak
Herbs + Such: Frankincense, Lotus, Gardenia, Marjoram, Morning Glory, Passionflower, Sage, Sandalwood, Thyme
Gemstones + Minerals: Agate (Raise), Amethyst, Ametrine (Higher), Blue Lace Agate, Cerussite, Citrine, Diamond, Fluorite (Rainbow), Moldovite (Cosmic), Petrified Wood, Clear Quartz, Sapphire, Smoky Quartz, Topaz, Tourmaline
Metal: Copper
Deities: Nephthys, Brahma, Buddha, Dionysus, Shiva
Magical: Gnomes
Reptile: Lizard
Animals: Dog, Groundhog (Deep Exploration), Jaguar
Birds: Grouse (Higher), Loon (Reach New States), Owl, Raven, Waxwing (To Shift)
Subconscious
Zodiac: Cancer
Planets: Moon, Neptune
Element: Water
Tarot: Devil, Swords (Balance)
Tree: Orange
Herbs + Such: Corn
Gemstones + Minerals: Calcite, Citrine, Obsidian, Sapphire (Black Star)
Metal: Silver
Goddess: Hecate
Animals: Bat, Bear
Marine: Seal
Mythical: Dragon
Control
Zodiac: Scorpio
Planet: Jupiter
Number: 3
Colours: Orange, Yellow (Anger)
Tarot: Emperor, Magician, Strength, Swords
Herbs + Such: Bergamot, Comfrey, Damiana, Dittany, Mandrake, Mustard, Orris Root
Gemstones + Minerals: Aquamarine, Citrine, Onyx (Emotions)
Deities: Brigantia (Of Your Life), Brigid (Fire), Coatlicue, Durga, Frigg, Hecate, Iris, Kalo, Nemesis, Sekhmet, Venus, Aegir, Enki, Hermes, Marduk, Neptune, Njord, Odin, Poseidon, Zeus
Magical: Salamanders
Bird: Owl
Marine: Dolphin
Reptile: Lizard (Dreams)
Self Control
Colour: Black
Tree: Cedar
Gemstones + Minerals: Onyx, Black Opal
Cooperation
Zodiac: Aquarius, Libra
Planet: Uranus
Full Moon: November
Celebration: Earth Day
Gemstones + Minerals: Iolite, Ocean Jasper, Spinel
Birds: Eagle, Goose
Animals: Beaver, Coyote, Elk, Horse, Lion, Rat
Courage
Zodiac: Aries, Leo
Planet: Mars
Moon Phase: Waxing
Full Moon: October
Day: Tuesday
Element: Fire
Direction: South
Numbers: 1, 9
Colours: Brown, Green, Orange, Red
Chakra: Solar Plexus
Tarot: Strength, Tower
Trees: Aspen, Cedar, Holly, Laurel, Oak, Palm (Coconut, Dragon’s Blood), Pine, Poplar, Spindle Tree, Willow, Witch Hazel
Herbs + Such: Basil, Bergamot, Borage, Catnip, Columbine, Fennel, Garlic, Geranium, Heliotrope, Lady’s Mantle, Lavender, Rose, Rosemary, St. John’s Wort, Thyme, Yarrow, Allspice, Black Cohosh, Bloodroot, Cardamom, Clove, Frankincense, Galangal, Ginger, High John, Mandrake, Mullein, Nettle, Pepper, Thistle, Wormwood
Gemstones + Minerals: Agate (Black, Brown, Red, Red Banded, Snakeskin), Amazonite, Amber, Aquamarine, Aventurine, Beryl, Bloodstone, Calcite (Orange), Carnelian, Chrysoprase, Danburite (Spiritual), Diamond, Garnet (Hessonite, Red), Hematite, Herkimer Diamond, Jade, Jasper, Labradorite, Lapis Lazuli, Ruby, Sapphire, Sard, Sardonyx, Spinel (Red), Staurolite, Tiger’s Eye, Topaz, Brown Tourmaline, Turquoise
From The Sea: Jingle, Murex
Deities: Artio, Athena, Inanna, Ishtar, Isis, The Morrigan, Marduk, Mars, Mithras, Odin, Tyr
Animals: Badger, Bear, Boar, Buffalo/Bison, Cougar, Dog, Donkey, Fox, Lion, Panther, Polar Bear, Sheep, Skunk, Tiger, Wolf, Wolverine
Birds: Blackbird, Blue Jay, Rooster, Eagle, Hawk, Mockingbird, Nuthatch, Quail, Raven
Marine: Carp
Reptile: Turtle
Mythical: Dragon
Creativity
Zodiac: Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, Pisces, Scorpio
Moon Phases: Full, Waning, Waxing
Planets: Earth, Mercury, Moon, Neptune, Sun, Venus
Days: Monday, Sunday, Wednesday
Celebration: Beltane
Runes: Feoh, Ken, Lagu, Man
Elements: Air, Earth, Fire, Water
Directions: East, South, West
Chakras: Sacral, Throat
Numbers: 1, 3, 4, 6, 9
Tarot: Empress, Magician, Swords
Colours: Black, Gold, Green, Orange, Pink, Red, Silver, Turquoise, Violet, White, Yellow
Trees: Apple, Ash, Beech, Birch, Cherry, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Hazel, Maple, Myrtle, Pine, Pomegranate
Herbs + Such: Broom, Carnation, Chamomile, Daisy, Honeysuckle, Iris, Jasmine (Yellow), Lavender, Lilac, Lily, Peppermint, Rose, Rosemary, Valerian, Vervain, Cardamom, Cinnamon, Clove, Lotus, Mistletoe, Mushroom, Nutmeg, Orris Root, Patchouli, Sandalwood, Skullcap, Spikenard
Gemstones + Minerals: Agate, Amber, Amethyst, Angelite, Apatite, Aquamarine, Green Aventurine, Orange Calcite, Carnelian, Cat’s Eye, Chrysocolla, Citrine, Emerald, Fluorite, Garnet (Red), Herkimer Diamond, Howlite, Jasper (Picture), Kyanite, Lapis Lazuli, Larimar, Moonstone, Moss Agate, Obsidian, Opal, Quartz (Rutilated, White), Ruby, Serpentine, Smoky Quartz, Tiger’s Eye, Blue Topaz, Tourmaline (Blue, Green, Pink, Red, Watermelon), Turquoise
Metals: Bornite, Silver
From The Sea: Conch, Coral
Deities: Astarte, Athena, Brigid, Cerridwen, Kali, Lakshmi, Maia, Minerva, Rhiannon, Sarasvati, Seshat, Angus, Apollo, Bragi, Coyote, Dionysus, Ea, Enki, Eros, Faunus, Hephaestus, Jupiter, Khnum, Lugh, Marduk, Mercury, Mimir, Odin, Ogma, Prometheus, Ptah, Thoth, Vulcan, Zeus
Magical: Fairies, Fates, Muses, Norns, Pixies, Sylphs
Animals: Beaver (With Available Resources), Coyote, Fox, Hare, Hippopotamus, Weasel
Birds: Albatross, Bluebird, Canary, Cardinal, Crane, Crow, Eagle, Hawk, Macaw, Parrot, Starling, Stork
Reptiles: Chameleon, Salamander, Snake, Tortoise, Turtle
Insect: Beetle (Scarab), Firefly, Spider, Silkworm
Marine: Crab, Sea Horse, Seal, Whale
Mythical: Dragon
Crossroads – (to recognize, use)
Planet: Mercury
Day: Wednesday
Times Of Day: Dawn, Midnight
Colours: Red, Black
Celebrations: Compitalia, Night of Hecate, Samhain, Walpurgis
Numbers: 3, 4, 9
Trees: Holly, Myrtle
Deities: Brigid, Ereshkigal, Hecate, Cernunnos, Hermes, Janus, Mercury
Magical: Lares
Birds: Crow, Raven, Rooster
Animals: Black Bear, Boar, Black Cat, Hare, Panther
Cunning
Celebration: Hunting Of the Wren
Magical: Pixies (Mischievous)
Deities: Anat, Frigg, Hathor, Isis, Macha, Ea, Enki, Hermes, Loki, Mercury, Odin, Set
Animals: Badger, Bear, Boar, Cougar, Fox, Leopard, Mouse, Rat, World
Birds: Lapwing, Partridge
Reptile: Snake
Cycles
Zodiac: Capricorn, Virgo
Planet: Moon
Runes: Dag, Jera
Element: Earth
Colour: Pink
Numbers: 3, 10, 12, 13
Trees: Myrtle, Pine
Herbs + Such: Grain, Mushroom
Gemstones + Minerals: Moonstone
From The Sea: Moon Snail
Deities: Arianrhod, Brigantia, Cailleach, Bheur, Ceres, Coatlicue, Cybele, Demeter, Eos, Fortuna, Gaia, Hecate, Holle, Isis, Juno, Ostara, Persephone, Phoebe, Selene, Venus, Attis, Baal, Cernunnos, Dumuzi, The Green Man, Janus, Khensu, Osiris, Ra, Silvanus, Vertimnus
Marine Life: Dolphin, Salmon, Whale
Animals: Bear, Deer, Groundhog, Hare, Skunk
Reptiles: Snake, Turtle
Birds: Crane, Grouse, Quail, Sandpiper, Vulture, Woodpecker
Insects: Butterfly, Caterpillar, Praying Mantis, Snail, Spider

Correspondences by Intention + Issue: "A"

Abundance (To Attract + Perpetuate)
Gemstones + Minerals: Agate, Apatite, Aventurine, Bloodstone, Chrysoberyl, Chrysoprase, Citrine, Dioptase, Jade, Malachite, Moss Agate, Peridot, Rhodochrosite, Quartz, Salt, Smoky Quartz, Tiger’s Eye, Topaz, Tourmaline (Green, Watermelon), Zircon Herb + Such: Cardamom, Lemon, Orange, Spearmint, Bluebell, Grape, Honeysuckle, Myrrh Trees: Chestnut, Elder, Maple, Mesquite, Oak, Olive, Palm, Pine, Sycamore Element: Earth Day: Thursday Direction: North Colors: Gold, Green, Orange Moon Phases: Full, Waxing Rune: Feoh Number: 8 Deities: Aime, Artio, Astarte, Bast, Ceres, Cerridwen, Coventina, Danu, Demeter, Epona, Fortuna, Frigg, Gaia, Ganga, Hestia, Holle, Inanna, Isis, Lakshmi, Maia, Rhea, Rhiannon, Sedna, Cerunnos, The Dagda, Enki, The Green Man, Hades, Jupiter, Pushan, Saturn, Vertimnus, Zeus Animals: Buffalo/Bison, Cattle (Cow, Ox), Chipmunk, Goat, Horse, Pig, Rabbit, Reindeer, Squirrel Insects: Bee, Grasshopper, Moth Reptiles: Crocodile, Frog, Turtle
Acceptance (To Have, Cultivate, Extent)
Gemstones + Minerals: Angelite, Apatite, Aragonite, Beryl, Larimar, Rose Quartz, Ruby, Tiger’s Eye, Tourmaline (Green), Zircon (Green, Red) Herbs + Such: Angelica, Catnip, Clover, Iris, Mustard Trees: Cypress Element: Air + Earth Colours: Black, Green, Pink Deities: Ceres, Demeter, Isis, Macha, Nanna, Nemesis, Persephone, Hades, Loki, Pluto Animals: Coyote (Transformation), Wolf (Others)
Action (To Take)
Planets: Mars, Moon, Sun Moon Phase: Full Zodiac: Aries, Leo Days: Sunday, Tuesday Elements: Air, Fire Numbers, 1, 3, 5, 13 Colours: Green, Orange, Red, Yellow Tarot: Strength, Temperance, Wands Trees: Apple, Cherry, Juniper Herbs + Such: Bluebell, Broom, Gardenia, Geranium, Peppermint, Cinnamon, Corn, Reed, Thistle Gemstones + Minerals: Red Agate, Jasper, Sunstone, Tanzanite, Zoisite Deities: Anat, Ceres, Demeter, Ishtar, Kali, Minerva, The Morrigan, Nemesis, Sekhmet, Ares, Mars, Poseidon, Surya, Zeus Magical: Salamander, Sylphs Animals: Antelope, Badger, Beaver (Dreams Into Reality), Hippo, Horse (Swift Action), Squirrel, Tiger, Wolf Reptile: Cobra Birds: Chickadee, Condor, Goose, Osprey, Seagull Insects: Ant, Moth
Activate/Awaken
Planets: Sun Moon Phase: Full Celebration: Imbolc Time Of Day: Dawn Ogham: Luis Rune: Hagal Element: Fire Direction: East Colours: Pink, Rose, White Herbs + Such: Lemon Balm, Peppermint, Thyme (The Mind), Ginseng, Mistletoe, Patchouli, Sandalwood Trees: Bodhi, Cherry, Pine Gemstones + Minerals: Amber (Gently), Aventurine, Chrysoprase, Fluorite, Hematite, Iolite, Kunzite, Phenacite, Clear Quartz, Rhodochrosite, Rhodonite, Rose Quartz Deities: Durga, Eos, Sekhmet, Dionysus Animals: Baboon, Bat, Bear (Potentials), Coyote (Child Wisdom), Deer (New Adventures), Donkey (Wisdom), Tiger Birds: Bluebird, Canary (Inner Voice), Chickadee, Rooster, Eagle, Goldfinch, Swan (Power Of Self), Woodpecker, Wren Marine Life: Whale (Inner Depths) Insects: Cricket, Firefly
Accomplishment
Zodiac: Capricorn Moon Phase: Full Day: Sunday Celebrations: Lughnasadh, Mabon Runes: Feoh, Jera Directions: North, Northwest Colors: Green, Purple Numbers: 1, 4, 7, 8, 9 10 Tarot: Sun, World Trees: Cherry, Spindle tree Gemstones + Such: Moonstone Deities: Demeter, Justitia, Dionysus, Janus, Vishnu Animals: Gazelle, Moose Bird: Bluebird Insect: Firefly
Adaptability
Zodiac: Gemini, Pisces Planets: Mercury Element: Water Colours: Green, Orange, Peach Number: 2 Tarot: Temperance Herbs + Such: Heather, Honeysuckle, Lilac, Thyme, Bamboo Trees: Spruce, Willow, Yew Gemstones + Minerals: Bloodstone, Chrysoprase, Garnet, Hematite, Jade (Brown), Opal, Selenite, Sodalite, Topaz Animals: Antelope, Bear, Bull, Cheetah, Coyote, Deer, Dingo, Fox, Gorilla, Hyena, Kangaroo, Monkey, Muskrat, Panda, Raccoon, Rat Birds: Albatross, Blue Jay, Cuckoo, Eagle, Kite, Magpie, Nighthawk, Starling, Wren Reptiles: Alligator, Chameleon Marine: Crab, Eel, Shark Insect: Water Spider
Affection – (To Give + Receive)
Zodiac: Leo, Taurus Planets: Venus Colours: Orange, Pink Numbers: 6, 7 Tree: Cedar Herbs + Such: Carnation (Pink), Gorse, Honeysuckle, Hyacinth, Jasmine (White), Marigold, Morning Glory (Pink), Rose (Attract) Gemstones + Minerals: Moonstone, Topaz Deities: Aine, Aphrodite, Astarte, Athena, Brigid, Ceres, Danu, Demeter, Devi, Gaia, Hestia, Rhea, Venus (Attract), Cupid Animals: Cat, Deer, Elephant, Lion, Prairie Dog Birds: Duck, Grosbeak, Owl, Raven (Family)
The Afterlife
Planets: Pluto Direction: West Colour: Black Trees: Acacia, Apple, Cedar, Cypress, Myrtle, Oak, Pomegranate, Willow, Yew Herbs + Such: Basil, Daffodil, Holy Basil, Lily, Marigold, Marjoram, Poppy, Rose, Rosemary, Violet, Aloe, Cowslip, Lotus, Myrrh, Patchouli, Wormwood Gemstones + Minerals: Amazonite, Apache Tears, Hematite, Jade, Jet, Lapis Lazuli, Malachite, Moonstone, Obsidian, Clear Quartz, Topaz Deities: Aphrodite, Arianrhod, Demeter, Epona, Ereshkigal, Gaia, Hathor, Hecate, Hel, Holle Isis, Maat, Nephthys, Persephone, Amun, Anubis, Arawn, Hades, Hermes, Mithras, Nergal, Osiris, Pluto Animals: Cat, Donkey, Hyena, Jackal, Wolf Marine: Dolphin Birds: Albatross, Crow, Hawk, Heron, Kite, Screech Owl, Seagull, Swan, Vulture Reptile: Snake Insects: Bee, Scorpion, Spider Mythical: Sphynx
Aggression – (To Guard Against)
Planets: Mars Day: Tuesday Element: Fire Direction: East Tree: Cedar Herbs + Such: Patchouli, Fennel, Garlic, Spearmint, Yarrow Gemstones + Minerals: Bloodstone, Carnelian, Obsidian, Rose Quartz Deities: Cybele, Epona, Ishtar, Baal, Ares Animals: Armadillo, Chimpanzee (Balance), Dog, Gorilla, Porcupine, Skunk, Wolf, Wolverine Birds: Heron (Great Blue), Penguin Marine: Octopus Insect: Ladybug
Agriculture – (Farming, Gardening)
Planets: Earth, Moon, Saturn, Sun, Venus Full Moons: April – October Celebrations: Earth Day, Lughnasadh, Mabon, Ostara, Rosalia, Litha Elements: Earth, Water Colours: Green, Brown Plants: All Plants Used For Food Flavourings + Healing Gemstones + Minerals: Agate (Tree), Herkimer Diamond, Jade, Jasper, Malachite, Moonstone, Moss Agate, Ruby Deities: Aine, Amaterasu, Anat, Ariadue, Artio (Harvest), Bertha, Brigid, Ceres, Coatlicue, Demeter, Eopona, Flora, Gaia, Idunn, Inanna, Isis, Kore, Kupala (Herbs), Maia, Modron (Harvest), Persephone, Rhea, Venus, Xochiquetzal (Flowers), Adonis, Amun, Attis, Bacchus, Byelobog (Good Harvest, Dionysus, Dumuzi, The Green Man, Helios, Inari, Jupiter, Lugh (Harvest), Krishna, Mars, Mithras, Osiris, Quetzalcoatl, Ra, Saturn, Shiva, Silvanus, Surya, Vertimnus Magical: Dryads, Fairies, Gnomes Animals: Bat, Coyote, Dog (Stimulative Growth), Fox Bird: Owl Reptile: Lizard, Toad Insects: Bee, Butterfly, Ladybug, Praying Matnis, Spider, Worm
Fertility Of The Land Gods: Faunus, Enki Animals: Armadillo, Bull
Ambition
Zodiac: Aquarius, Aries, Capricorn, Leo Planets: Saturn, Uranus Element: Fire Day: Sunday Direction: South Numbers: 1, 3, 8 Colours: Dark Green, Indigo, Orange, Red, Silver Tree: Ash Tarot: Emperor, Tower Metal: Silver Gemstones + Minerals: Amber, Garnet Deities: Durga, Inanna, Ishtar, Isis, Vertimnus, Zeus Animal: Hare Angel: Garbiel Mythical: Dragon
Anger – (To Soothe, Control, Diffuse)
Zodiac: Aries Planets: Mars, Uranus Element: Fire Tarot: Devil (Express) Colours: Black, Red (Provoke), Violet, Yellow Trees: Holly, Juniper Herbs + Such: Saffron, Wormwood, Catnip, Chamomile, Gorse, Lavender, Peony, Valerian, Vervain Gemstones + Minerals: Amethyst, Angelite, Bloodstone, Blue Lace Agate, Carnelian, Chrysocolla, Garnet, Howlite, Larimar, Moss Agate, Peridot, Sapphire, Sugilite, Topaz (Blue) Deities: Durga, Hera, Nemesis, Sekhmet, Aegir, Ares, Mars, Nergal Bird: Rooster
Animals – (To Care For, Work With, Hunt)
Full Moons: October, November Celebration: Imbolc Trees: Elder Herbs + Such: Catnip, Mugwort (Protection From), Deers Tongue, Grain, Mullein (Protection From), Wormwood Gemstones + Minerals: Snakeskin Agate, Cat’s Eye, Hawk’s Eye, Jasper (Leopard Skin), Labradorite, Tiger’s Eye Deities: Aine (Protect), Artio, Bast, Cybele, Diana, Epona, Juno, Kali, Maeve (Hunt), Rhiannon, Cernunnos, Dumuzi (Sheperds), Hermes, Jupiter, Pan, Pushan (Guardian Of Cattle), Saturn, Shiva, Silvanus Magical: Fairies Animals: All
Animals - Protect
Herbs + Such: Ivy, St. John’s Wort, Cowslip Deity: Brigantia
Anxiety – (To Ease, Release)
Element: Earth Colour: Pink Number: 6 Trees: Aspen, Birch, Cypress, Mimosa, Palm (Date), Spruce, Sycamore, Witch Hazel Herbs + Such: Bergamot, Chamomile, Columbine, Garlic, Geranium, Jasmine, Lavender, Lemon Balm, Monkshood, Passionflower, Pennyroyal, Peony, Primrose, Valerian, Vervain, Betony, Frankincense, Wormwood Gemstones + Minerals: Agate, Amazonite, Angelite, Green Aventurine, Azurite, Chrysocolla, Chrysoprase, Hematite, Howlite, Kyanite, Smithsonite Animal: Rabbit
Assertiveness – (To Develop, Use Effectively)
Zodiac: Aries Planet: Mars Day: Tuesday Colour: Red Number: 1 Trees: Apple, Beech, Cypress Herbs + Such: Basil, Bergamot, Poppy, Snapdragon, Asafoctida Deities: Bast, Durga, Inanna, Ishtar, Kali, Sekhmet, Tyr Ares, Marduk, Mars, Zeus Magical: Mermaids Animals: Badger, Boar, Leopard, Panther Reptile: Copperhead Snake Birds: Blue Jay, Crow, Heron (Great Blue), Owl (Long Eared), Sparrow, Starling, Woodpecker, Wren Insect: Spider
Astral Realm – (To Explore, Work With, Understand)
Planets: Jupiter, Saturn, Sun, Venus Full Moon: February Day: Monday Element: Air Number: 13 Colours: Blue, Gold, Purple, Silver, Violet, White, Yellow Trees: Ash, Aspen, Poplar, Rowan, Sycamore Herbs + Such: Comfrey, Gardenia, Geranium, Jasmine, Monkshood, Mugwort, Poppy, Belladonna, Cinnamon, Cinquefoil, Dittany, Frankincense, Galangal, Ginger, Henbane, Mandrake, Orris Root, Reed, Sandalwood, Thornapple Gemstones + Minerals: Amazonite, Ametrine, Apophyllite, Azurite, Calcite, Carnelian, Celestite, Cerussite, Fluorite, Hematite, Iolite, Red Jasper, Malachite, Moldovite, Opal, Quartz (Clear, Tourmalated), Sapphire, Staurolite, Tourmaline (Green), Turquoise Deities: Nut, Pele, Anubis, Belenus, Cernunnos, Khnum, Manannan Magical: Dryads Animals: Bear, Groundhog, Horse, Jackal, Lynx, Panther Birds: Albatross, Blue Jay, Crane, Hawk, Heron, Loon, Owl, Penguin Marine: Orca Insect: Grasshopper
Attachments – (To Create Bonds)
Colour: Red Tarot: Pentacles Herbs + Such: Blackberry/Bramble, Bluebell, Ivy, Jasmine, Rose Gemstones + Minerals: Calcite, Hawk’s Eye, Moldovite, Sugilite
To Release Attachments Tree: Hawthorn Herbs + Such: Raspberry, Bloodroot, Lotus
Attraction
Zodiac: Libra Planets: Sun, Venus Moon Phase: Waxing Day: Sunday Colors: Gold, Green, Orange, Pink Numbers: 4, 5 Tarot: Lovers Trees: Apple, Cherry, Elm, Linden, Magnolia, Olive, Palm (Dragon’s Blood) Herbs + Such: Angelica, Basil, Chamomile, Daisy, Honeysuckle, Hyacinth, Ivy, Jasmine, Lavender, Lilac, Lovage, Marjoram, Passionflower, Rose, Rosemary, Strawberry, Yarrow, Allspice, Cinnamon, Clove, Frankincense, Ginseng, High John, Orris Root, Patchouli, Spikenard, Vanilla Gemstones + Minerals: Garnet, Hematite, Lodestone, Sodalite, Tourmaline, Turquoise Metal: Silver Deities: Aphrodite, Venus, Angus, Krishna Magical: Mermaids Animals, Rabbit, Skunk Birds: Peacock, Pheasant
Authority
Zodiac: Leo, Scorpio Day: Sunday Planets: Jupiter, Saturn, Sun Elements: Fire Colours: Black, Gray, Orange, Purple Number: 3, 8 Trees: Alder, Blackthorn, Cedar, Oak, Rowan Tarot: Emperor, Hierophant Herbs + Such: Bergamot, Borage, Carnation, Daisy, Dandelion, Heather, Heliotrope, Honeysuckle, Iris, Marigold, Mugwort, Peppermint, Thyme, Yarrow, Anise, Betony, Cinnamon, Cinquefoil, Clove, Deer’s Tongue, Dittany, Flax, Frankincense, Galangal, Lady’s Slipper, Mandrake, Mullein, Nutmeg, Orris Root, Star Anise Gemstones + Minerals: Aquamarine, Citrine, Lodestone, Onyx, Opal (Black), Sapphire, Sardonyx Deities: Athena, Brigantia, Brigid, Coatlicue, Danu, Diana, Durga, Epona, Frigg, Hecate, Kali, Lakshmi, Nemesis, Sekhmet, Venus, Baal, Ea, Enki, Hermes, Horus, Jupiter, Marduk, Neptune, Osiris, Poseidon, Zeus Animals: Boar (Spiritual), Bull, Lion Marine: Dolphin Birds: Eagle, Heron (Great Blue), Osprey, Owl
Awareness
Celebrations: Earth Day, Festival Of Luna Colours: Blue, Indigo, Purple, Silver, Violet, Yellow Trees: Acacia, Ash, Birch, Cypress, Silver Fir (Spiritual), Oak Herbs + Such: Bergamot, Borage, Carnation, Daisy, Dandelion, Heather, Heliotrope, Honeysuckle, Iris, Lavender, Marigold, Mugwort, Peppermint, Thyme, Yarrow, Anise, Betony, Cinnamon, Clove, Deer’s Tongue, Flax, Frankincense, Galangal, Lady’s Slipper, Lotus, Mullein, Mushroom (Other Realms), Myrrh, Nutmeg, Sandalwood, Star Anise Gemstones + Minerals: Amethyst, Ametrine, Azurite, Beryl, Calcite, Celestite, Citrine, Danburite, Hawk’s Eye, Hematite, Herkimer, Diamond, Jasper, Labradorite, Lapis Lazuli, Moonstone, Obsidian (Rainbow, Snowflake), Opal (Black, Cosmic), Quartz (Clear, Yellow), Sodalite, Staurolite, Tourmaline, Turquoise From The Sea: Cockle, Conch, Sand Dollar Metal: Silver Goddesses: Hathor, Sekhmet Animals: Giraffe, Deer, Fox, Horse, Mole, Moose (New Depths), Rabbit, Weasel, Zebra Birds: Crow, Eagle, Goldfinch (deepen), Hawk, Owl
Awareness – Expand
Planets: Neptune
Colour: Gold
Tree: Laurel
Plant: Reed
Gemstones + Minerals: Angelite, Calcite (Orange)
Awareness – Self
Rune: Ing
Animal: Chimpanzee
Marine Life: Dolphin
Bird: Pheasant

Taylor: • either lesbian or omni with fem preference • demigirl, she/they pronouns • she learned how to sew so she can make matching clothes for her and Tyler • really sweet and loves reminding people in any way that she cares about them • leaves little gifts/notes in her friend’s lockebackpack/any belongings tbh for birthdays or just randomly • decorates for literally every holiday •will pinch you if youre not wearing green on st. Patrick’s day • she’s always prepared, if you ask her for something, she has it • very disorganized, but she always knows where her things are • gets upset when Tyler cleans her “organized mess” • gets everyone something small (maybe some flowers, candy, or a note) for everyone so no one feels left out • she watches true crime documentaries with Aiden (Tyler hates it, it disturbs him a lot) • her and Aiden are best friends fr (their energies just match so much) • her favorite holiday is Christmas • loves celebrating birthdays (her own and her friend’s) • she sometimes paints Aiden’s nails • uses cute emoticons when texts (like this for example: ╰(´︶`)╯♡) • dog person (loves huskies and pitbulls) • has wanted to be a mechanical engineer since she was a kid • loves singing (even though she’s not the best at it) • prefers comfort over style when it comes to clothes • gossips with Aiden • she’s really good with kids • she is very invested in her friend’s love lives • huge sweet tooth (tyler always gets her to eat healthy) • wears her heart on her sleeve, you can definitely tell what emotions she’s feeling even if she tries to hide it • she spent a lot of time with her dad, helping him fox things around the house as a kid • she cut her hair so they could look like Tyler when she was younger • people always ask her if she listens to Taylor Swift because of her name (she’s a huge Swiftie) • sings in the shower • loves making matching bead bracelets for her friends • listens to taylor swift, beabadoobee, mitski, Laufey, veebunni, selena, sunset rollar coaster, arctic monkeys, olivia rodrigo, tate McCrae, james arthur, bebe rexha, damona, sir chloe, hayley kiyoko, dodie, marina, dua lipa • has always wanted to go to an amusement park and go on roller coasters • extrovert • loves summer because she can go to the beach and has more time to spend with friends • knows everyone’s zodiac signs and mbti • has all her friend’s birthdays on a calendar so she doesnt forget • will love any gift you give her, she just appreciates that you got her something • gets rid of spiders/bugs • she’s the older twin and holds it over Tyler •mbti is ESFP-A

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1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme x Honey Banana #9
ELEVATIONS
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Blackberry Rollz
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Don S
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jelly Roller
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop Live Resin Dry Sugar
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Live Resin Dry Sugar
FRESH BAKED CO
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Diesel Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
GOLDEN MEDS – LAKEWOOD
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Aloha Limone
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Berry Drop
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Berrylicious
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawnana
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Trog Mints
HIGH COUNTRY HEALING
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Blockberry
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Impeachmint
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Wilson
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Diesel Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Aloha Limone Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
OG Platinum Refinery Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
HIGHER GRADE – ELATI
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Blackberry Rollz
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme x Honey Banana #9
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Blockberry
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Impeachmint
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Wilson
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Banana Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Chili Lime Mango Olios 100mg 10ea
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Gas Tanker #4 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #4 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Gas Tanker #4 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OG Platinum Refinery Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Passionfruit Olios 100mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 100mg 10ea
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
HIGHER GRADE – S GALENA
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Rozay
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Bahama Bussdown #5
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Don S
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jelly Roller
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Rozay
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Grape Shulius 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Grape Shulius Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
HIGHER GRADE – W38th
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dragons
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Rozay
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Bahama Bussdown #5
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Don S
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jelly Roller
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Rozay
Don S 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Grape Shulius 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Grape Shulius Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
KIKA KUSH
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Diesel Smoke #1 Live Resin Dry Sugar
Don S 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Grape Shulius 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop Live Resin Dry Sugar
OG Platinum Refinery Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
KIND CASTLE – RIDGEWAY
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Wilson
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
KIND MEDS
Diesel Smoke #1 Live Resin Dry Sugar
Don S 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Grape Shulius 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop Live Resin Dry Sugar
KRYSTALEAVES
Aloha Limone Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Berry Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Berry Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Fresa #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #4 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #4 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OG Platinum Refinery Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
LIFE FLOWER – LEETSDALE
Diesel Smoke #1 Live Resin Dry Sugar
Mic Drop Live Resin Dry Sugar
Strawnana Live Resin Dry Sugar
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Live Resin Dry Sugar
LIT – FEDERAL
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Diesel Smoke #1 Live Resin Dry Sugar
Mic Drop Live Resin Dry Sugar
LUCKY MONKEY BUDS
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Blackberry Rollz
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Honey Banana Octane
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme x Honey Banana #9
MAGNOLIA ROAD – TRINIDAD
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
Banana Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #4 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #4 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OG Platinum Refinery Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
MEDICINE MAN – THORNTON
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Banana Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
NATIVE ROOTS – TRINIDAD
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
NATIVE ROOTS WAREHOUSE
(check with your locations for availability)
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Diesel Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Don S
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jelly Roller
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Rozay
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Don S 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Grape Shulius 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
NATURE’S HERBS AND WELLNESS
Sour Rainbow Rollz Live Resin Dry Sugar
Trog Mints Live Resin Dry Sugar
OASIS CANNABIS SUPERSTORE – EVANS
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Blackberry Rollz
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Honey Banana Octane
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme x Honey Banana #9
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Blockberry
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Impeachmint
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Diesel Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Dulce De Fresa #9 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Strawnana Live Resin Dry Sugar
OASIS CANNABIS SUPERSTORE – W 44th
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Blackberry Rollz
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Honey Banana Octane
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Blockberry
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Impeachmint
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Diesel Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Dulce De Fresa #9 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Strawnana Live Resin Dry Sugar
PROHIBITION HERB
Chili Lime Mango Olios 100mg
Passionfruit Olios 100mg
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 100m
PURE HARVEST
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Diesel Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
REEFER MADNESS – BROADWAY
Chili Lime Mango Olios 100mg 10ea
Passionfruit Olios 100mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 100mg 10ea
REEFER MADNESS – E46TH
Aloha Limone Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Fresa #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #4 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #4 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OG Platinum Refinery Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
ROCKY MOUNTAIN CANNABIS – FRASER
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #4 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
ROCKY ROAD – AURORA
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Honey Banana Octane
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme x Honey Banana #9
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Diesel Smoke #1 Live Resin Dry Sugar
Dulce De Fresa #9 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Mic Drop Live Resin Dry Sugar
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Strawnana Live Resin Dry Sugar
ROCKY ROAD – VAIL
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Dulce De Fresa #9 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
ROOTS RX – EAGLE/VAIL
Diesel Smoke #1 Live Resin Dry Sugar
SILVERSTEM – NEDEERLAND
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Jelly Roller Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OG Platinum Refinery Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
SNAXLAND MED – BOULDER
REC
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme x Honey Banana #9
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Diesel Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Gas Tanker #4 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OG Platinum Refinery Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
MED
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Rozay
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Don S
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jelly Roller
Grape Shulius Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
THE GREEN SOLUTION – MALLEY
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
THE GREEN SOLUTION – FORT COLLINS
Aloha Limone Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Berry Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Fresa #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
THE GREEN SOLUTION – GREGORY
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Banana Wonton
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Butterjunk Enchantment
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Red White N Peach
Rainbow Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Vibrant Banana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
THE GREEN SOLUTION – FEDERAL
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
THE 404 DISPENSARY
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Ice Cream Truck Heist
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Wilson
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Diesel Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Diesel Smoke #1 Live Resin Dry Sugar
Mic Drop Live Resin Dry Sugar
Strawnana Live Resin Dry Sugar
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Live Resin Dry Sugar
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Live Resin Dry Sugar 3g Mini Mo
THE 64 STORE
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Blackberry Rollz
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Honey Banana Octane
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Banana Ru#t$ 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
THE DISPENSARY – GUNNISON
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Wilson
THE HERBAL CURE
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme x Honey Banana #9
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Don S
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jelly Roller
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Rozay
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Don S 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Grape Shulius 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
UNITY ROAD – BOULDER
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme x Honey Banana #9
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Blockberry
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Impeachmint
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Ru#t$
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Diesel Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Strawberry Buttercream
Banana Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Banana Ru#t$ Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Diesel Butter 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Papaya 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Papaya Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawberry Buttercream 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo

(The following document was saved to an older Blackberry device that I found, sealed in a waterproof bag, on a shelf in an old concessions stand. I found it while working on a demolition crew, tearing down an abandoned water park to make way for a planned green community. I am posting the document, un-edited.)
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So how the hell did I end up here, hiding from a monster in the backroom of a dilapidated corn dog stand, frantically pecking out what might well be the last blog of my life? That’s kind of a long story, but the creature prowling around outside seems to be in no hurry. I think it knows I’m in here. Why it hasn’t already ripped through the poorly barricaded door and torn me to shreds, I don’t know, but maybe it will wait long enough for me to tell you my tale.
For those of you who don’t know me, I’m KathyCreeps and this is Hic Sunt Dracones.
That’s the name of my new blog, Hic Sunt Dracones, or will be, if I live long enough to post it. It’s Latin for “here there be dragons,” a notation on old maps and charts that denoted unexplored territory. My previous blog had a much different name. Unfortunately, it wasn’t different enough from someone else’s intellectual property, so I was forced to take down my site and remove any references to it. All the other really good names were taken, but I think Hic Sunt Dracones works (kinda wish I had thought of it for my original blog; would’ve saved me a ton in legal fees).
“Way off the map” is a pretty good description for the kind of places I post about. You see, I’m an urban explorer, a creeper. Some use the term UrbEx, or infiltrator, but I like creeper. It’s very descriptive of what I do, since most of the places I visit are off limits to the general public. I search these sites out, sneak in, take a bunch of photographs, and write about the experience. Occasionally, I do a video, but I find that still shots have more impact. My old blog pulled in enough ad revenue for me to get by, but I’ll never get rich doing this, especially now that I have to start all over.
Still, I do it anyway, and not just for the rush of being someplace I’m not allowed to be. It’s more of a compulsion, really. They fascinate me, these abandoned places. I’ve been to most of the well known ones; the Trolley Graveyard, Yellow Dog Village, Cedarcrest Hospital, Hacienda Heights, Lincoln Way, etc. etc., but the ones I like best are the ones nobody has heard of before. The old ghost towns and played-out mines scattered across the west; shuttered malls, mills, and foundries throughout the rust belt; condemned tenements and abandoned subway lines of the east coast urban centers, you know, stuff like that. I find a way in, take pictures, and post them on my site. Over these last couple of years, I’ve become an expert fence climber and gotten pretty handy with a crowbar. In all this time, I’ve only been arrested once. Pretty impressive, if I do say so myself.
My therapist, Linda, thought this “obsession,” as she called it, with abandoned places was triggered by traumatic events in my life. My husband left me for a younger woman, my kids are grown and don’t need a mom anymore, and I was laid off when my job was automated. She says my affinity for abandoned places rises from my own feelings of abandonment. She also says that I need to take yoga classes to unblock my chakras, so that the universe’s positive energy can flow through me and restore balance to my aura. I don’t take her too seriously, but seeing a therapist was part of the plea deal for my trespassing conviction (the place wasn’t as abandoned as I thought it was). I got off pretty easy with time served and six months probation, so I went to the therapy sessions, took the yoga classes, and kept my mouth shut.
Truth is, I’ve been obsessed with abandoned places ever since I can remember. When I was a little girl, my older brother Mark, his friends the Davis twins, and Jenny Dunlap (not really a friend, but the only other girl in my fourth grade class willing to go “down crick” to play) would spend hours exploring McKesky’s farm. The farm was in the woods, on a low bluff overlooking Wolf Creek. We had to hike over two miles of deer trails through the forest, cut across Beebe’s corn field, and dogleg around a bog to get there. The farm consisted of the main house, a barn, and three outbuildings. I don’t know how long it had been abandoned, but part of the roof was missing and enough dead leaves had blown in and decayed for ragweed and even a few small maple saplings to sprout in the upstairs bedrooms.
Downstairs, a moldering davenport sat against the wall in the front parlor, accompanied by the skeletons of two wing-backed chairs. Most of the kitchen floor had collapsed into the cellar, taking the cupboards and counters with it, but the dining room, even with its peeling wallpaper and crumbling plaster, was still relatively intact. A heavy oak table, aged and gray, occupied the center of the room, with eight straight backed chairs still pushed in around it. From the ceiling a chandelier dangled at the end of frayed knob and tube wiring. Shards of frosted globes still clung to the sockets. In the bottom of a corner cabinet, we found a stack of red willow pattern china plates. Billy Davis and Mark smashed it all. I remember that made me very sad.
As interesting as the house was, the barn was what really fascinated me. Ancient tools leaned in the corners, dusted with rust and grime. Tack and harnesses hung from the walls, the leather so old it would disintegrate when touched. Mason jars full of nails, screws, and other hardware stood in rows on sagging shelves. There was a Ford Model T, just the frame and passenger bucket, sitting on cinder blocks in one corner, all coated in a heavy patina. Mark and the twins plotted and schemed, trying to figure out a way to haul it out of there so they could build a hotrod, but I wanted it to stay where it was. I wanted everything to stay where it was. It all just seemed so beautiful to me, the way the light played across the dusty jars, the shadows cast by sickles, scythes and saws, the rough grain of distressed wood. At that age, the thought of owning a camera had never crossed my mind, but even then, I felt a longing to somehow preserve all this beauty.
Sorry, I digress. My impending doom has made me nostalgic.
When my ex-husband and I divorced, we liquidated all our assets and split the proceeds. It was easier and quicker than arguing over who got what, and neither one of us wanted to drag things out. The only demand I made was that I got the motorcycle. He had bought a Harley Sportster not long after we were married and rode it sporadically for a year or two, before our first child was born. After that, he pushed it into the back corner of the garage, where it sat, taking up space and collecting dust, until I claimed it as my prize. Maybe Linda was onto something about me identifying with abandoned things.
After I was laid off from work, I streamed some YouTube videos and downloaded a few shop manual .pdfs to guide me as I got the bike running again. On my first test ride, I happened across an old foundry that had been shut down some time ago. Inspired by my childhood memories of McKlesky’s farm, I climbed the fence and shot a couple dozen photos with my phone. When my daughter saw them, she suggested I start blogging. The rest, as they say, was history. Outfitted with saddlebags, a sturdy sissy bar, and a touring seat, I’ve ridden my Harley all over the country, visiting the forgotten places that I post about. I call her my “Wind Mother.” With the exception of changing the tires, I’ve done all the maintenance and repairs myself; a fact that I am immensely proud of. Right now, she’s leaning on her kickstand, behind a boarded up gas station along a disused country highway, three miles away from where I’m hiding. I’m afraid I’ll never see her again.
Damned nostalgia. Right, back to the important stuff.
Being a hardcore creeper, I’ve run across rumors of the Getty Lake Water Park and Aquarium before. Supposedly built by an eccentric multi-millionaire in the late Sixties, the park went bankrupt after a couple of seasons. Not many have ever heard of the place, but the general consensus among those few who have is that it was too far off the beaten path to succeed. Even after the owner spent the last of his fortune to bring in some sort of exotic attraction, Getty Lake never stood a chance. There were just too many other, more easily accessible parks. The worldwide recession of 1973 was the final nail in the coffin and the place was abandoned. According to the stories, they didn’t even transfer the animals to other zoos or parks and simply left them to die.
Early in my urban exploring career, I researched Getty Lake, combing the internet for maps, property records, construction permits, safety inspections and the like, but came up empty. I spent hours pouring over satellite photos of possible locations, but never found anything. There wasn’t even a body of water named Getty Lake anywhere in the region. Eventually, like most others in the creeper community, I dismissed the rumors as a fairytale. Until Brad contacted me.
Brad had been a creeper himself, before falling through a rotten floor and breaking his back while exploring an old psychiatric hospital somewhere in upstate New York. He claimed that he’d gotten his information from a friend, but had never been able to follow up on it because of his injury. He gave me directions to the old gas station where I had parked Wind Mother and a compass heading to follow through the woods that would bring me to the abandoned park. Included in the email was a photo of a rusted chain link fence, topped with a three strand barbed wire outrigger. Most of it had been overgrown by kudzu, but the vines had been pulled back to reveal a rust pitted sign that read “KEEP OUT PRIVATE PROPERTY TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW.” Beneath that, in smaller print, were the words, “Getty Lake Water Park and Aquarium.”
It could have been a hoax. Brad had been a subscriber to my old blog. We’d swapped a few DMs and occasionally chatted in the forums, but had never met in person. I didn’t know him from Adam. There was no reason for me to believe he was telling the truth, but there was no reason for me to think he was lying either. What the hell? I figured. It couldn’t hurt to check it out. The place he described was only three hundred miles away. I could do it in a day; six hours there, four to six hours exploring (if the place really existed), and six hours back home. And, if it was for real, I could always go back with camping gear and really give it a thorough going over. Posting proof of Getty Lake’s existence would be an amazing way to start my new blog and get some ad revenue coming in.
At the end of his email, Brad mentioned that his friend had decided to go on alone, but he had not heard from him since. I really should have paid attention to that.
The old gas station was right where Brad said it would be. I had brought extra SD cards for my camera, so I spent some time shooting photos there. It was really good stuff too. Dusty oil cans sat stacked in a pyramid in the front window. Assorted fan belts, cracked and flaking with age, hung on the wall. Vintage sunglasses, tire gages, and air fresheners were lined up under the glass counter. A rack of disintegrating road maps and a modernist style ashtray stand sat between two chrome and Naugahyde benches. There was even a mechanical cash register with a hammered steel case (it was probably worth some money, but I considered scavenging beneath me).
I found just the right angle to shoot a black and yellow garden spider, hanging in her web, with a poster of a pinup girl who was entirely too excited about a set of bias ply radials, artfully out of focus in the background. There was another hour or two worth of material in the station, especially the service bay where tools still hung from pegboard lined cabinets, but that would have to wait. If I wanted to find the water park, do some preliminary exploring, and get back to my motorcycle before sundown, I’d better shake a leg.
Again, the info Brad had given me was spot on. The compass heading brought me to the fence not twenty feet away from the warning sign in the photo he had sent me. Just below the sign, I found a hole someone had cut through the galvanized chain link. Judging by the lack of rust on the clipped ends, they had done it fairly recently. I wondered if it was Brad’s friend, and, if so, why he hadn’t posted about his find? I keep a pretty close eye on the forums. If anyone had found Getty Lake, word would have spread quickly. Maybe something happened to him. Lone creeping can be very dangerous, especially someplace like this; out in the middle of nowhere with no cell phone signal. It’s always a good idea to bring a partner. After taking my own photo of the warning sign, I shoved my rucksack through the hole and crawled in after it.
Do as I say, not as I do, right? At least I won’t have someone else's death on my conscience.
The water park was more than I expected, more than I dreamed. Its remoteness had protected it from scavengers, souvenir hunters, graffiti artists, and bored teenagers who just wanted to smash stuff. The area I entered when I crawled through the fence had been for younger kids. Shallow pools filled with murky green water sprouted cattails and even some lilly pads. Minnows darted back and forth just below the surface. See saws, swing sets, and monkey bars poked up from a field of honeysuckle and baby’s breath. The remains of a petting zoo lay under a skeletal awning frame. The canvas that had once shaded the pens had long ago fallen victim to wind and weather. In the middle of it all was a carousel, tilted on its axis. The horses, giraffes, and zebras were faded and chipped, but otherwise unmolested. I shot a few quick photos and moved on to the main park. It did not disappoint.
A ride car, made up to resemble a hollowed out tree trunk with seats and safety bars, sat askew on its track outside the collapsed exit tunnel of the Log Flume. The trough of the Lazy River Inner Tube Float snaked back and forth between rides and attractions, spanned by the occasional pedestrian bridge. Towering water slides rose into the sky. Draped with vines and moss, I could just make out the faded colors of their fiberglass tubes beneath the overgrowth, red, green, blue, yellow. Everything was covered with kudzu and creeping ivy. Tall weeds sprouted from every crack in the pavement. Dead leaves covered the ground and lay in drifts against the walls. Little wonder nobody had ever been able to spot this place on Google Earth.
Below the slides were more pools, larger than in the kiddie park, filled with the same murky green water and aquatic plants. The fish in these pools were also bigger. My photos weren’t very good, the light was all wrong, but I managed to catch a couple of them on camera, some kind of bluegill or sunfish I think. I tried to imagine how they even got there.
It would take days, maybe even a full week, to fully explore and photograph just the water park portion of the site. I started making plans for future expeditions, but for now, my main goal was the aquarium. If the rumors were true, if they had left the fish in the exhibits to die, I wanted pictures of the skeletons lying in the bottom of empty tanks. That was the kind of imagery that could pull in subscribers, maybe even start a GoFundMe page.
There were skeletons, plenty of them, and not just from fish.
Right outside of the entrance to the aquarium were two outdoor exhibits. According to the signs (I had to scrape the crud off to read them), one pool had held American alligators, the other California Sea Lions. If there were any bones in those pools, they were submerged under all that murky water and impossible to photograph. As horrible as it sounds, I was disappointed. I figured I’d have better luck inside the building, where rain wouldn’t have been able to replenish the tanks when the water evaporated. As I leaned against the rail of the seal exhibit, to snap a few wide angle shots of the algae encrusted pool, my foot bumped against something. It was an old, army green rucksack, obscured by weeds and fallen leaves. One of the straps had been ripped off and the side was split open, spilling the contents onto the ground. Most of it was ruined by exposure to the elements, but still easily recognizable. Rope, protein bars, water bottles, and a first aid kit among other things; standard creeper’s kit, not much different than the one strapped to my own back. Brad’s friend must have come through here.
The hair on the back of my neck bristled. I felt unease roiling in my gut. What if this was some kind of ambush? I wondered. Had Brad set me up to be attacked by his friend? But that didn’t make any sense. They wouldn’t know when, if ever, I would come here. What was Brad’s friend going to do? Camp here indefinitely, hoping that I eventually showed up? The idea was silly.
Still, I was feeling less than comfortable. I was a middle-aged woman, out in the middle of nowhere, with no cell phone signal, and the closest thing I had to a weapon was a Leatherman tool. Nobody knew I was here, and, if something happened, nobody would realize I was missing until my landlord came knocking for the rent check at the first of the month. Two of the cardinal rules of creeping are; never go alone and always tell someone where you’ll be and when you’ll be back. I broke both those rules because I wanted an exclusive. I wanted this place all to myself, so that I could jumpstart a new blog and do something I loved, instead of slinging burgers or waiting tables. Despite the doubt gnawing at the back of my brain, I went into the aquarium building.
Just a couple of photos, I told myself, and then I’d hightail it back to Wind Mother, find myself a motel in the nearest town, and call a few associates to put together a proper expedition. Even if I had to share the credit, it would be an amazing way to launch the new site. Besides, I had to take a quick look. Brad’s friend might have met with some misfortune here, and I owed it to a fellow creeper to at least check.
The double doors were not locked and, surprisingly, swung easily on their hinges. Inside the building it was pitch black. Of course, there were no windows. Sunlight would promote algae growth and the tanks would require more frequent cleaning. I had to strap on my headlamp. There was an ankle deep drift of dead leaves inside the entrance doors, but other than that the tiled floors were clear of debris. Maybe Brad’s friend had come through here, letting the leaves blow in when he opened the door. It seemed like a lot of leaves for just one person coming in, but maybe he’d stayed a couple of days and had made this his base camp. I know that sounds thin, but it was the best explanation I could come up with.
In the middle of the foyer was a cylindrical aquarium, twenty feet in diameter and ten tall. Fake stone rose up in the middle of the display, draped with sagging plastic plants, all of it dry and dusty. The pea gravel at the bottom was littered with fish skeletons, the largest being maybe a foot and a half long. The camera’s flash reflecting off the glass kept me from getting a decent photo, so I pushed deeper.
Beyond the foyer was a long hall, lined with tanks of various sizes set into the black painted walls on either side. Again, the flash ruined any photos I tried to take. It was toward the end of that hall that I began to find the animal bones; rats, squirrels, racoons or possums, that sort of thing. Maybe they were the ones pushing through the doors and letting all the leaves drift in.
The next room was larger, with bigger tanks, but I still couldn’t get any pictures. The animal bones littering the floor here were bigger, too. Most looked like they came from deer, but one set of antlers could have only been elk. Were animals somehow wandering into the building, getting trapped, and dying of thirst or starvation? I wondered. The bones were scattered, some of them broken, and appeared to have been gnawed on. Maybe scavengers had been at the bodies after they died. Could the scavengers still be in here? The idea sent a chill down my spine. It was time to go. I turned around to leave. That’s when my headlamp illuminated the sign.
“REPTOZOID” it read in garish red letters eight feet tall. The font reminded me of horror movie posters from the ‘50s. “HALF MAN! HALF MONSTER! ALL TERROR!!” Beneath that it continued; “From deep in the unexplored jungles of the Amazon comes this aberration of nature, an evolutionary impossibility, yet still, he exists! This exhibit is not for children, pregnant women, or people with heart conditions. Enter at your own risk!” The words were superimposed over a faded, but surprisingly realistic, mural of an underwater panorama of sunken logs, aquatic plants, and tropical fish. In the lower left corner, the artist had painted a cave, with a pair of menacing, yellow eyes peering out from the darkness.
“Oh, this I gotta see,” I chuckled.
Yes, I actually said that out loud, before pushing open the door and walking down the ramp to the viewing area. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
The exhibit was twelve or fifteen feet below the rest of the building, and consisted of a small auditorium with four rows of theater seats facing the glass wall of a humongous tank, so that the audience could see below the water’s surface. Filled with the same murky, green water I had seen in the pools outside, the tank was dimly illuminated from above. There must have been skylights or a hole in the roof. That would explain how rainwater got in to keep the tank filled.
The beam of my headlamp revealed even more animal bones, strewn haphazardly across the floor and piled against the walls. One of the skulls obviously belonged to an alligator. Was it one of the scavengers or one of the scavenged? Either idea made me shudder.
I was pretty sure I knew exactly what this was. The park owner had hired some guy (who was really good at holding his breath), dressed him up in a rubber monster suit, and had him swim around the tank to the fear and delight of the audience. It wasn’t the first time I’d seen something along these lines. My ex-husband once took me to a restaurant in Las Vegas where topless women, made up like mermaids, swam around in similar tanks. The fact that he was willing to shell out almost four hundred bucks, just to stare at aquatic bimbo boobies while we ate mediocre lobster Thermidor, was one of the things that made me feel not so bad about our divorce. I snapped a couple of pictures, making sure I got some good close-ups of the gator skull, and headed for the exit. Photos of that skull, and some slightly lurid speculation about the exhibit animals eating each other after they were abandoned, would be the highlight of my first post on the new blog.
Something caught my eye, a ghost of movement in the murky tank, a swirl of suspended sediment. I approached the glass, thinking it must be some kind of fish, like in the pools outside. Cupping my hands against the glare of my headlamp, I squinted into green water.
A large, scaly hand, webbed fingers tipped with black claws thumped against the glass beside my face. Yellow eyes, pupils slit like a poisonous snake, peered out at me. I screamed, stumbled backward, and fell painfully on my ass. I couldn’t see so much as sense its movement as it shot upward with incredible speed. I heard a splash and a heavy thud on the ceiling above me.
I was up and running for the exit faster than any forty-six year old woman has a right to move. At the top of the ramp, I saw another skull that had been hidden from my view behind the door when I entered. It was a human skull. Brad’s friend, maybe. Probably the former owner of the rucksack out front. A few leathery scrapes of tendon still clung to the jaw, but the rest of it had been stripped clean. The top half had been ripped off. Something had very much wanted to get at the brains inside.
There I was, fleeing in terror from some unknown creature, and part of me still wanted to stop and take a picture of that skull. I’m crazy, aren’t I?
No sooner was I through the door and back in the room with the big empty tanks and deer bones, than I heard a heavy thump in the auditorium behind me. There must have been a hole in the ceiling that I hadn’t noticed. Whatever had been in that tank was now in the auditorium, and it was obviously coming after me.
Dashing towards the long hall lined with aquariums, I tripped over the femur of a deer. As I scrambled back to my feet, something banged into the auditorium door, fumbling with the handle. I didn’t bother to wait and see if it could figure out the latch. Judging by all the gnawed bones around me, the thing had mastered doors long ago. Instead, I sprinted hell bent for leather down the hallway, my headlamp bouncing crazily with each step. Near the entrance foyer, I heard the rhythmic slap of feet on the floor tiles coming up fast from behind.
There was a bad moment when I thought the entrance doors must have locked when I came in, because, no matter how hard I pushed, they wouldn’t open. In my panic, with those slapping footfalls growing louder, I had forgotten they opened inward. Yanking the handle so hard I almost dislocated my shoulder, I flung myself out into the summer sun. After the darkness inside the aquarium building, the mid-afternoon light was blinding. Disoriented, I stumbled into the rail of the alligator exhibit. Momentum carried me over and I plunged into the water. That’s where I lost my camera. It wasn’t one of the top-of-the-line models, I can’t really afford that, but it was a trusty friend that had been with me on many adventures. I will miss it as much as my motorcycle.
Can’t think like that. I might still get out of this.
As my head broke the surface and I sputtered for air, I heard the bang of the aquarium door being yanked open. The creature stepped out into the light, hissing in pain and holding up wide, webbed hands to shield its eyes from the sun. I only caught a glimpse, before thrashing away through the water to the far side of the pool, but it was enough. The thing was stocky and broad, built like a gorilla, with stubby legs and long arms. Instead of fur, gray-green scales covered its bulging muscles and both hands and feet were webbed. A broad, flat tail, ridged with spines, trailed behind. The head was wide and flat, with those yellow, slitted eyes protruding from the top of its skull. Its snout was short and snaggle-toothed. Wattles of empty skin hung under its gullet. This beast had obviously evolved to rip chunks of flesh from its prey and swallow them whole.
Alli-rilla? Ape-a-gator? I guess Reptazoid is as good a name as any.
It heard my splashing and felt its way to the rail, but before its eyes could adjust to the bright light, I pulled myself out of the water on the far side, pushed through the overgrown shrubs of the exhibit’s backdrop, and scrambled over a hidden fence. I dropped down into unfamiliar territory, and ran straight ahead.
With my own rucksack bouncing on my shoulders, I dipped and dodged around the guide rails to ride entrances, sagging picnic tables clustered around concession stands, and decorative planters overgrown with weeds and trees. Stagnant water sluiced from my clothes, leaving a trail that a blind mole could follow. All the while I could hear those slapping footfalls and a sporadic slurping noise, like the one my kids used to make eating spaghetti. Glancing back over my shoulder as I ran, I saw the creature chasing after me in an awkward gallop, holding one arm up to shield its eyes from the sun. It wasn’t completely blinded, but it didn’t like the light very much.
Squeezing between two dilapidated carnival game booths, I entered an open plaza. It was surrounded by more booths in various states of decay and, standing in the center, was a defunct water fountain. Rising up from the basin was a column of aquatic animal sculptures. The busts of fish, dolphins, and whales, each with a water pipe protruding slightly from its open mouth, ringed a central column like faces on a totem pole. That would’ve made for some really good photos, if I hadn’t lost my camera. Or been running for my life.
In the open, I was able to pick up speed and put a little distance between me and those slapping footfalls. Slipping between two more booths on the far side of the plaza, I came to a slope of tall grass, leading down to the remnants of a man-made beach on the lake the park had been built beside.
I was beginning to think I might have a slim edge in speed and agility over that thing on land, but I knew I had precisely zero chance in the water. The beach had been constructed on the tip of a broad spit, jutting into the lake. Shoreline curved back towards the main park on either side of me. Behind, I heard the crash of splintering wood, as the creature bulled its way into the plaza. I was trapped, surrounded on three sides by water and cut off from the only route of escape by the thing chasing me. My only option was a clapboard shack, with a faded corn dog painted on the side, sitting along the path that led from the plaza to the beach. It was twenty yards away. I ran.
The door was locked, but I was able to lift the front shutter enough to roll over the serving counter and drop down inside, landing on the floor below a row of deep fryers. I grabbed the stainless steel prep counter to pull myself up, coating my palm with dusty grease in the process. Beside the fryers was a door, leading into a storage room at the rear. As I slipped in and eased it shut behind me, I heard the thing crashing through the booths on this side of the plaza.
The room was full of supplies, but nothing useful. Bins of plastic cutlery, decaying paper napkins, stacks of plastic serving baskets and boxes of wax paper to line them with filled the shelves. An empty propane tank, hooked up to pipes that fueled the burners under the fryers, and freezer chest sat against the interior wall. As quietly as I could, I wiggled the freezer in front of the storage room door. I knew better than to open it. After forty plus years, any corn dogs or frozen french fries left inside would be pretty nasty. The barricade was of dubious comfort, but better than nothing.
There were cracks in the clapboard siding, just wide enough for me to peek through. I watched the creature stalking back and forth, walking on its hind legs and the knuckles of one hand, while shielding its eyes with the other. It stayed in the shadows as much as possible, moving quickly through the light when it had to. At one point, it hunkered down in the shade of a booth and sat very still for several minutes. Suddenly, its tongue shot out of its mouth, the barbed tip spearing a robin that had alighted on the raised end of a collapsed picnic table. The tongue retracted with lightning speed and the bird disappeared into the creature's maw. I nearly gasped aloud when it dawned on me what that spaghetti slurping noise had been. The bird had been at least fifteen feet away. I shuddered to think how close that thing had come to skewering me with its tongue.
Ape, gator, now frog. What the hell is this thing? Some mad scientist’s fever dream? “Aberration of nature;” yeah, they got that part right.
The creature’s head snapped around to look directly at me. I instinctively pulled back from the crack I was peeking through. That’s when I realized I was still wearing my headlamp. It had survived my little dip in the alligator pool and was still working. What can I say? I invest in good equipment. I ripped it off and thumbed the kill switch, but the creature must have noticed the light. It came loping over to the corn dog stand and tried to peer through the cracks while I huddled on the floor between the freezer and the empty propane tank, hands clapped over my mouth so I wouldn’t scream.
I don’t think it saw me, but I’m pretty sure it knows, or at least suspects, that I’m in here. It spent several minutes moving around the shack, pressing on the walls to test their strength. I heard the shutter out front squeak open and bang closed, but the creature didn’t come in. I don’t know why. By the time I screwed up enough courage to peek out again, it had returned to the shade behind the game booths, crouching in their lengthening shadows. But it was watching the corn dog shack intently.
Everything I know about animal behavior I learned from nature documentaries on TV, so suffice it to say, I’m no expert. Still, from what I’ve seen of the creature, I think I’ve got a few things figured out. First, it doesn’t like light. Second, with those stubby hind legs, the frog-like spear tongue, and the fact that it couldn’t run down a middle-aged mother of two with a fondness for wine and chocolate, I think it’s an ambush predator and not the kind that's much good at running down its prey. I really hope I’m right about those things, because my plan depends on them.
The kiddie park, the hole in the fence, and the woods between me and my bike, all lie to the east. In the morning, if I can get past the creature and its tongue and back into the plaza with the fountain, it’s almost a straight shot through the park. I’m not in great shape, but I’m in good shape. I think I can outrun it, especially if it’s blinded, chasing me into the morning sun. Once I get through the fence and into the woods behind the old gas station, I should be okay. I don’t think ambush predators venture too far from their dens, or lairs, or whatever you call them. At least I hope they don’t. For all I know this thing could sprout wings and shoot fireballs out its ass, so we’ll see.
All I have to do is make it through the night.
I’m going to leave my Blackberry with this message here. I learned early on to carry all my electronics in waterproof bags while creeping, so it survived the gator pool. The battery will likely discharge. I’ll leave the charger in the bag, too. Once it’s plugged in, the information in its storage should still be good. People need to know there’s a dangerous creature living in the old aquarium. Anybody who finds this, please tell Megyn and Jeremy that I love them and was thinking about them. Their numbers are in the contacts list.
But that’s all just in case. I’m pretty sure my plan will work, if I can just hang on until morning. Either way, this is KathyCreeps, signing off.
Hic Sunt Dracones.
​
(I attempted to call the numbers listed for Megyn and Jeremy in the Blackberry’s contacts. Both were “out of service.” On a side note, one of the demo crew went missing last night. Since many of the unskilled laborers that the company hires for these jobs are itinerant, the police filed a report, but are not conducting an investigation as of yet. Still, the missing man had no vehicle and it is a very long walk to the nearest town.)

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Chili Lime Mango Olios 100mg 10ea
Dulce De Fresa #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Fresa #9 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OG Platinum Refinery 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Passionfruit Olios 100mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 100mg 10ea
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Rainbow Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Rainbow Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Trog Mints Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Vibrant Banana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Vibrant Banana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
HIGHER GRADE – S GALENA
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Yuck Mouth
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Bahama Bussdown #5
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Berry Octane
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Bouquet
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Rozay
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Vibrant Banana
500mg – Rosin Cartridges – Dulce De Rozay
Aloha Limone 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Bahama Bussdown #5 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Berrylicious 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Berrylicious 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Berrylicious Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Blackberry Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin Batter
Blackberry Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin Batter 3g Mini Mo
Blackberry Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam 3g Mini Mo
Jungle Bouquet 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Jungle Bouquet Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Jungle Bouquet Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 500mg 10ea
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Rainbow Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Rainbow Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana 90&120 Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Strawnana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Trog Mints Live Resin Dry Sugar 3g Mini Mo
Trog Mints Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Vibrant Banana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Vibrant Banana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Vibrant Banana Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
HIGHER GRADE – W38th
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Red White N Peach
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Yuck Mouth
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Berry Octane
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Vibrant Banana
Aloha Limone 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Bahama Bussdown #5 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Berrylicious 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Berrylicious 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Berrylicious Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Blackberry Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin Batter
Blackberry Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin Batter 3g Mini Mo
Blackberry Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jungle Bouquet 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Jungle Bouquet 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Jungle Bouquet Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Passionfruit Olios 500mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 500mg 10ea
Purple Marmalade Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Rainbow Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Rainbow Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana 90&120 Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Strawnana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Trog Mints Live Resin Dry Sugar 3g Mini Mo
Trog Mints Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Vibrant Banana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Vibrant Banana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Vibrant Banana Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
KIKA KUSH
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Berry Octane
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Cosmic Nectar
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Bouquet
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Rozay
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Rozay
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Vanilla Butter
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Vibrant Banana
500mg – Rosin Cartridges – Dulce De Rozay
500mg – Rosin Cartridges – Dulce De Rozay
Dulce De Fresa #9 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Dulce De Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jungle Bouquet Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Jungle Bouquet Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Red Strips #1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Live Resin Dry Sugar
KIND MEDS
Dulce De Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OG Platinum Refinery 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Red Strips #1 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Live Resin Dry Sugar
KRYSTALEAVES
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Vibrant Banana
500mg – Rosin Cartridges – Vanilla Butter
Aloha Limone 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Bahama Bussdown #5 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Berrylicious 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Berrylicious Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Blackberry Octane 90&120 Premium Rosin Batter
Blackberry Octane Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Rainbow Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Rainbow Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Vibrant Banana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Vibrant Banana Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
LAUGHING GRASS
Chili Lime Mango Olios 100mg 10ea
Passionfruit Olios 100mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 100mg 10ea
LIVWELL
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Berry Octane
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Vibrant Banana
LUCKY MONKEY BUDS
Berrylicious Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Mic Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Rainbow Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Trog Mints Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Vibrant Banana Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
MAGNOLIA ROAD – BROOMFIELD
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
Aloha Limone Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Berry Octane Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Berry Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Fresa #9 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OG Platinum Refinery 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Red Strips #1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
NATIVE ROOTS – TRINIDAD
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Berry Octane
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
Banana Berry Octane 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Fresa #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OG Platinum Refinery 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
NATIVE ROOTS WAREHOUSE
(call your locations for availability)
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Berry Octane
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Bouquet
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Jungle Rozay
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Vibrant Banana
500mg – Rosin Cartridges – Dulce De Rozay
500mg – Rosin Cartridges – Vanilla Butter
Berry Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Rozay Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Jungle Bouquet Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OG Platinum Refinery 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
NATURE’S HERBS AND WELLNESS
Sour Rainbow Rollz Live Resin Dry Sugar
Trog Mints Live Resin Dry Sugar
OASIS CANNABIS SUPERSTORE – EVANS
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OG Platinum Refinery 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OASIS CANNABIS SUPERSTORE – W 44th
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
Aloha Limone Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Berry Octane Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Berry Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Gas Tanker #16 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OG Platinum Refinery 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
PAGOSA CRAFT DISPENSARY
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Aloha Limone
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Blackberry Octane
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Jurassic Orange
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Berry Octane
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Vibrant Banana
500mg – Rosin Cartridges – Vanilla Butter
Dulce De Fresa #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Passionfruit Olios 100mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 100mg 10ea
POLICE & THIEVES – HARRISON ST
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Aloha Limone
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Blockberry
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Bussdown Shovel
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Rainbow Guava #1
REEFER MADNESS – BROADWAY
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Berry Octane
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
500mg – Rosin Cartridges – Vanilla Butter
RIPPLE CANNABIS COMPANY
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Blackberry Octane
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Impeachmint #2
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour Rainbow Blitz
Aloha Limone Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Banana Berry Octane Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Berry Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Fresa #9 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
ROCKY ROAD – VAIL
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Gas Tanker #16
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OG Platinum Refinery
Aloha Limone Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Banana Berry Octane Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Dulce De Fresa #9 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
ROOTS RX – EDWARDS
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Live Resin Dry Sugar
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ALPINE ESSENTIAs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Bahama Bussdown #4
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Beauty School Dropout
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Berry Enchantment
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Biesel
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Ice Cream Truck Heist
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Jurassic Wonton
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Red Strips #1
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme Beauty School
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Bussdown
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Blockberry
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Limeberry Medley
MED
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
Golden Bananas Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OGKB 2.1 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
BRIARGATE WELLNESS CENTER
Golden Bananas Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
LeMoon Cake Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
BUKU LOUD
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Berry Enchantment
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Bahama Bussdown #4
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Beauty School Dropout
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Biesel
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Ice Cream Truck Heist
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Jurassic Wonton
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Red Strips #1
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme Beauty School
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Blockberry Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Chem Valley Live Resin Wet Sugar
Hawaiian Cake Live Resin Dry Sugar
Mic Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Live Resin Dry Sugar
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Supreme Honey Apple Live Resin Dry Sugar
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Trog Mints 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Trog Mints 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin 3g Mini Mo
CANNABICARE
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Jurassic Wonton
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Blockberry
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Cinnamon Rollz
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
Mic Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
COLORADO HARVEST COMPANY – BROADWAY
Mic Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Cinnamon Rollz
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Banana Shovel
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x WIlson #6
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme Honey Apple
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Bahama Bussdown #4
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Berry Enchantment
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Jurassic Wonton
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Red Strips #1
Supreme Honey Apple Live Resin Dry Sugar
ELEVATIONS
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Apples Banana Soap
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Biesel
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Cake Mix
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Ice Cream Truck Heist
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
Hawaiian Cake Live Resin Dry Sugar
Strawberries & Cream #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
ELITE CANNABIS – SANTA FE
Passionfruit Olios 100mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 100mg 10ea
Chili Lime Mango Olios 100mg 10ea
GOLDEN MEDS – LAKEWOOD
Chili Lime Mango Olios 100mg 10ea
Passionfruit Olios 100mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 100mg 10ea
GOLDEN MEDS – PEORIA REC
Chili Lime Mango Olios 100mg 10ea
Passionfruit Olios 100mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 100mg 10ea
GREEN FARMS
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Berry Enchantment
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Ice Cream Truck Heist
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme Beauty School
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Banana Shovel
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme Honey Apple
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Blockberry
Blockberry Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Golden Bananas Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Hawaiian Cake Live Resin Dry Sugar
Passionfruit Olios 500mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 500mg 10ea
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Live Resin Dry Sugar
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Supreme Honey Apple Live Resin Dry Sugar
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
GREEN PHARM II
Chili Lime Mango Olios 500mg 10ea
Passionfruit Olios 500mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 500mg 10ea
Hawaiian Cake Live Resin Dry Sugar
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Mic Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Trog Mints 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Ice Cream Truck Heist
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Red Strips #1
Supreme Honey Apple Live Resin Dry Sugar
500mg – All-In-One Rosin – Strawberries & Cream #9
GREEN RINO
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Blockberry
HELPING HANDS HERBALS
Blockberry Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Lime Muffinz #8 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
500mg – All-In-One Rosin – LeMoon Cake
HIGH COUNTRY HEALING
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
500mg – All-In-One Rosin – LeMoon Cake
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Banana Shovel
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x WIlson #6
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme Honey Apple
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
HIGHER GRADE – ELATI
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Bahama Bussdown #4
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Beauty School Dropout
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Berry Enchantment
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Biesel
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Dungeons & Dinosaurs
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Ice Cream Truck Heist
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Red Strips #1
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme Beauty School
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Banana Shovel
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Fatso
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x WIlson #6
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Bahama Bussdown #5
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Bussdown
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Biesel
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Blockberry
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Cinnamon Rollz
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Fatso
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Limeberry Medley
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Lime Muffinz #8 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Mic Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Trog Mints 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
HIGHER GRADE – S GALENA
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Butterjunk Magic
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Party Foul
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Bussdown
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Blockberry Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Chili Lime Mango Olios 500mg 10ea
Golden Bananas Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
LeMoon Cake Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Lime Muffinz #8 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Passionfruit Olios 500mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 500mg 10ea
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Trog Mints 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
HIGHER GRADE – W38th
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Butterjunk Magic
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Party Foul
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Bussdown
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Blockberry Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Golden Bananas Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
LeMoon Cake Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Lime Muffinz #8 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Trog Mints 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
KIKA KUSH
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Golden Bananas Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
KIKA KUSH – NEVADA
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Berry Enchantment
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Beauty School Dropout
1g – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme Beauty School
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – OGKB 2.1
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Golden Bananas Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Hawaiian Cake Live Resin Dry Sugar
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Passionfruit Olios 500mg 10ea
Pomegranate Limeade Olios 500mg 10ea
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Trog Mints 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
KIND MEDS
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Butterjunk Magic
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Party Foul
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cure Rosin
Hawaiian Cake Live Resin Dry Sugar
Mic Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
KRYSTALEAVES
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Biesel Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Lime Muffinz #8 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
Mic Drop 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Mic Drop Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
OGKB 2.1 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Sour D (BX) x Wilson #6 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Strawnana Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Batter
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme x Honey Banana #9 Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Trog Mints 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
LIT – BROADWAY
500mg – All-In-One Rosin – LeMoon Cake
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Supreme Honey Apple Live Resin Dry Sugar
LIT – FEDERAL
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Bahama Bussdown #5
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Cinnamon Rollz
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Limeberry Medley
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
Bahama Bussdown #5 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Purple Marmalade 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
LIVWELL
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Bussdown
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Blockberry
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Limeberry Medley
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
LUCKY MONKEY BUDS
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Banana Shovel
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Sour D (BX) x WIlson #6
500mg – Live Resin Cartridge – Supreme Honey Apple
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Bussdown
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Cinnamon Rollz
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Limeberry Medley
MAGNOLIA ROAD – BROOMFIELD
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Banana Bussdown
500mg – Rosin Cartridge – Purple Marmalade
Blockberry 90&120 Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Blockberry Mixed Micron Premium Cold Cured Rosin
Lime Muffinz #8 Mixed Micron Premium Rosin Jam
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“Hey Hon?! You done yet?!” Jake yelled up to his wife from the downstairs hallway.
“Almost! And quit trying to hurry me! It’s not like we’re in a big rush!” Kathy yelled from the master bathroom. Her voice carried down to Jake as he fidgeted.
“I know! But Jed made gumbo and I had to skip lunch today. I’m starving!”
Kathy had finished with her makeup and looked in the mirror. She’d opted for some black slacks and printed blouse tonight. She felt like dressing up a little because for some reason, she thought something good was about to happen. She just had that intuition all day. “Pooor baby! You sound like Aiden! I’m coming!” she yelled down smiling at her husband’s whining. Well. I guess I can’t blame the poor guy. Jed was cooking so it’s probably gonna be scrumptious.
Kathy made her way down the short hallway enjoying her new three-inch heels and how they made her legs feel good. She saw Jake watching her as she started to come down the steps. That salt and pepper grey in his hair looked good on him. And so did the black jeans and red cowboy shirt with that cool little bolo he liked wearing.
She smiled at him. He was starting to show his age in his hair, but he was still in excellent shape. Thankfully, she’d had a boost in that department because in the short future, she was probably gonna need all the help she could get if things go even remotely well next week.
Jake held out his hand as she took the last few steps and turned her around to admire her outfit. “Kathy, you look great. But seriously, what’s the occasion?”
“Well, I’m not too sure yet, but it just felt right and besides, you look good when you put a little effort into it.”
Jake bowed a little. “Well thank you, ma’am,” he said as he leaned in to kiss her just a little.
But the smiles faded as they started to walk through the large entrance foyer towards the door. “Kathy. I know you’ve got these big plans going on and all, but are you one hundred percent sure about meeting that woman from Mongolia next week? I mean, she’s something else and both of you are on watchlists. Is it even safe for you two to meet?”
Kathy took the doorknob of the front door, but instead of opening it, she turned around and put her back against it to talk with Jake. “Jake. We’ve talked about this. I know you’re worried about me, but I’ll be okay. You even said so yourself that I’ve got the best trained team going with me. I know what I need to do and I’m betting she does too. The visions are getting worse, and we agreed to finally begin coordinating our efforts. East and West and all.”
Jake caressed her face, but the worry didn’t leave him. “I know you’re good and my team is the best, but this isn’t us dealing with the FBI or another US agency, this will be international, and it can go south even harder out there.”
Kathy leaned in to kiss him one more time. “I love you with all my heart, but you can be such a worrywart sometimes. You know who we’ve got on this ranch, and it’s become apparent that it was the best damned piece of luck we could’ve had. If anything were to happen and Allessandra got incapacitated then Seth would come, right? And this whole damn planet fears him after that stunt he pulled. I swear, we’ve got a holy angel and the devil himself looking out for us. I’ll be careful but I’m not worried in the least. My question is, did you get Allessandra freed up enough to go with me? You never said.”
Jake put his arm around her trim waist and pulled her away from the door. “Yes, honey. She’s getting some time off. Now, you just have to convince her to go overseas with you and figure out how to get her sword through customs. Good luck with that.”
Kathy beamed at him as she walked out the front door and onto the massive front porch overlooking the primary horse pasture and stables lit up by the utility lights. “I’m not worried about that either, babe. It’s a holy relic. I’ve got the documents all set to treat it as such.”
“Okay, smartypants. Let’s head over and get some grub. I really hope Seth hasn’t drunk all the good beer; I could use that too.”
Kathy popped him on the butt while he walked away from her to go hope in Jake’s jeep. “It’ll be fine. Worrywart.”
Five minutes later, they drove from their main house to the guest house that Jake had built just to see if his new construction company could. He’d taken a few out of work and down on their luck Vets and helped them get on their feet. They built the ‘guest’ house and did a fine job of it. Those same Vets were now leading most of the crews who built either new training courses or did specialized builds for the movie industry instead of the normal homes. Between jobs, Jake had been able to get a few contracts for affordable housing and used those as PR campaigns which was a win win in his book.
When they stopped and turned the engine off, they could hear the loud laughing commotion from inside. A damned good sign for tonight.
Allessandra’s Tundra was parked over to the right along with Jed’s old F150. Though Allessandra could shadowjump, she was a truck girl at heart and loved driving more. Laesha and her damned tricked out Dodge Charger was still parked away from Jed’s old truck because she just knew he’d ruin her paint job one day. Inanna and Seth didn’t have cars. Kathy couldn’t blame them when they just could go anywhere at their whim.
Jake pulled a brown bagged bottle from the back seat and shut the door. Kathy waited for him. “What’cha got there, hon?”
“I got a present for Jed. Jed’s Pennsic buddy sent it over as an apology for not being able to be there this coming year.”
“Ooooo, the good stuff?” Kathy eyed it.
“Kathy! Not for you unless Jed’s being generous. I’ll get you some later if you want.”
“I want, so you’re damned skippy you better,” Kathy told him with mirth in her voice.
Jake and Kathy walked up onto the smaller front porch and knocked on the door.
And a new face greeted them. “Hi! I’m Sara. And you must be Kathy and Jake. Come in before we have a riot in here.”
Kathy smiled hugely at the new girl who looked like a younger Inanna with the lavender cat slit eyes and long black hair with red highlights. She was beautiful and lively. Kathy said warmly to her, “Well, it’s very nice to meet you, Sara. Where’d you come from?”
Sara stepped out of the way of the door to let them into the foyer which led to the big middle room where they could hear good-natured arguing going back and forth from either side. They could see on into the kitchen where Seth and Jed stood talking with Allessandra who was a bit apart at the kitchen island.
Sara said to them, “Well, that’s a bit of a story. I’ll tell you later when we can sit down and chat.”
Jake asked as he closed the front door. “So, what’s got everyone all riled up in there?”
Sara cracked a big grin and eyed him, “Butts. We’ve got a big debate on who in the movies or TV have the best butts and no one can agree.”
Kathy and Jake began chuckling especially when they heard one of Allessandra’s girls shout out, “I’M TELLING YOU! IF YOU DON’T PUT ZAC EFFRON ON THAT LIST JESSICA, I WILL PERSONALLY COME OVER THERE AND SHOVE ICE DOWN YOUR SHIRT!”
Jessica hollered right back, “HEEEEYYYYY!!! THERE’S NO NEED TO GET UPPITY LIKE THAT, GINA! FINE! ZAC EFFRON IS ON THE LIST! BUT I’M TAKING OFF JACK BLACK!”
“JACK BLACK IS A NATIONAL TREASURE! DON’T YOU REMOVE HIS ASS!” yelled Cassidy, which had Kathy and Jake surprised. That boy had never raised his voice like that before.
Jake piped up, “Sara. I think we’re highly unprepared for this. Can I go back and get my tranq gun to shoot them all.”
Sara whipped around him and made a big show of locking the front door and standing in his way. “Sir! You’re trapped. Now get in there and put a butt on that list.” The big laughing smile on her face made their day.
Kathy and Jake were about to die laughing as that was the best invitation they’d received in a long while. As soon as they came in properly, the arguing ceased, and everyone got up to come over and say hey loudly to them and pull them into the room with them.
Kathy and Jake would later talk about the change in atmosphere that night. It was far and away one of the liveliest and stress-free gatherings that they’d seen them have in quite a few years. The twins and Cassidy were both much more alive and enjoyable. And both noticed how one or both were holding Cassidy’s hand constantly. However, neither of them moved more than a few feet away from him unless one or both were fawning on Sara too. It was delightful and highly entertaining.
Kathy was especially glad to see how at ease Allessandra was in all of this. She was basking in her daughter’s improved states, that was certain. Jed was his usual crowd-pleasing self. Inanna and Laesha were just kids in adult bodies because they’d continuously goad on the rest of them no matter what the conversation was about. Finally, there was Seth. He was actually laughing along and seemed to be having a good night too. Kathy was so very glad they’d dressed up because she’d been right. Something was coming and it seemed it might be good news for a change.
Thirty minutes later, Jed announced that food was gonna be served and everyone should make their way to the table. Fresh garlic bread, a couple different big salads, and the main course were set in the middle of the table. Jed and Laesha chanted a couple blessings over them, one to Skan and one to Demballa. Kathy felt the power in their simple words, and it felt good for her to receive a little bit of that good spirituality.
The meal was delicious, and while the banter may have been quieter, it’d drawn Jake into it fully. He’d gotten to sit next to Jed and those two were two peas in a pod as they started talking about new things to do to keep expanding Jake’s little enterprises. Sara had gotten a seat next to Alley. Gina put Cassidy between her and Alley and the smile on his face was beautiful to behold. Allessandra sat next to her, and Kathy couldn’t have been more pleased to feel how at peace she was in this moment. Kathy kept her yap shut because she didn’t want to do or say anything, even in passing to ruin that for her. Jessica and Seth sat on the other end opposite of Jed and Jake and were shooting suggestions to them here or there that had them all atwitter as new ideas were tossed around. Kathy was in a small bit of heaven sitting with these yahoos and she could feel Freyja enjoying this too just below the surface.
It was after dinner as some homemade pies were being passed around that the real surprises began. Kathy snagged a large piece of cherry pie for herself before she made her way back to the den area to let her stomach settle and enjoy the tart sweetness she had in her hand. Seth had followed her with a small piece of blackberry for himself. Kathy sat beside Jake who was ignoring his own piece of blackberry because his head was buried in his ever-present notepad, jotting down the torrent of ideas they’d just bandied about that he would review later when the wine settled, and he could look at them more critically.
“May I sit with you two?” Seth asked quietly. Jessica, who normally always next to him was still at the dining area talking to Allessandra and Inanna in hushed whispers. Sara, the twins, and Cassidy had made a retreat upstairs with their pie prizes and she could hear them starting up a console to play something that involved a lot of “Get Over Here!” and “Finish Him!” announcements.
Kathy patted the seat next to her and popped the first bite in her mouth. She watched as Jed began clearing the table and putting the few leftovers away. Those three women. I really hope they appreciate that man for all he’s done for them. I can feel how much he cares for them from here. I just don’t know how he does it, but this just works for him. He was exactly what they needed and I’m so glad Freyja told me to let them all live here.
Seth had been taking small bites of his pie and set half of it down on the small old beat-up coffee table.
Kathy elbowed Jake to get his attention because Seth was getting ready to ask them something if his body language was any indication.
Seth smiled shyly at them before he started. “I want to thank you both again for all you’ve done for us over the years. I know we’ve probably said it before, but I won’t ever stop thanking you.”
Jake put away his small notepad and pen into his shirt pocket and sat back with his arm around Kathy. “Seth. We’ve enjoyed having you guys here. Besides, it’s not like we haven’t benefited from this arrangement either. I can tell you’re wanting to ask something. It’s written all over your face. What’s up?”
Kathy was happy Jake was the one who broached it and put another bite of pie in her mouth to chew. She wanted to hear what Seth wanted first before saying anything.
Seth turned a little to face them. “Some things have happened over the weekend. Sara is one. Cassidy is the other. I’ll start with Cassidy. I’m sure you’ve noticed how lovey dovey he is with Gina and Alley.”
Kathy nodded as Jake chuckled. “Might as well have worn signs and bells around their necks, so yeah.”
“Good. Well, here’s the thing. Him dating them and probably doing more is expected. What’s not expected is that he’s in an arranged marriage yet to come. He’s been promised to the human Draxian daughter of Queen Xalansss.”
Kathy’s heart dropped and the look on Jake’s face told her he wasn’t happy about that either. Kathy spoke first this time. “Seth? We didn’t know that. How’s he gonna take it? Does he know? What about the girls? And when the hell are you and Jessica gonna fill us in on how that happened in the first place?”
Seth’s lingering smile helped Kathy feel better about this unknown situation. “Long story for another day but Ill fill you in soon. As for Cassidy, he knows now. The twins know too. I’m not sure how all of this will play out exactly, but the three of them are open to the idea of becoming a foursome one day. And Cassidy has told me that the girl on Mars is perhaps open to this as well. But that’s not the point I’m getting too.”
Kathy was relieved that that wasn’t a drama point even though she didn’t like polygamy herself. However, she at least could see how well it worked when it did go well and would give them the benefit of the doubt. “Okay, so what is the point?”
Seth looked down at the floor. “I need to live on this side of veil. I can’t keep taking Cassidy back to the NeverNever anymore. He needs to be here for the twins and for his future bride. And I need to be here for him. It would also help Jessica have a more grounded relationship with the various governments if she could give them a permanent residence that they could confirm and track. I know I’m a magnet for trouble, but I’m asking if you would consider letting me build a house on that unused forty-acre property you have on the other side of the cow pasture #2. Like make a new drive down through the woods or something.”
Kathy and Jake looked at each other. They searched each other’s faces. They didn’t say a word, just a silent communication between a husband and wife who knew each other so well that they could gauge where each other’s thoughts were when it really mattered. And this was proof of that commitment to each other.
It was Jake who spoke up. “Seth. I would be okay with it. However, the catch is this… Right now, I’ve got a lot of my money tied up in the new ventures. It would take me a bit to…”
“Jake, I can pay for the land and house. Well, maybe not with money per se, but perhaps you or Kathy might be able to use this as collateral or something.” In saying that, Seth reached into his pocket and pulled out a small pouch. He carefully put the contents of that pouch onto the small coffee table before them and sat back to let them see what it was. Or rather what the six things were.
Jake looked at them oddly because he didn’t understand what he was seeing. Kathy on the other hand, held her breath and picked up one of the quarter-sized pulsing stones. This one was black pulsing a harsh violet. “Jake. I don’t care how you do it or where that money comes from. We are going to accept this offer and build them a home. Seth. These are NeverNever timestones aren’t they? They’re beautiful.”
Jake was befuddled. “Kathy. They look radioactive. Are you sure you should be holding them?”
Kathy turned to him with pleading eyes, “Jake, my love. I will explain later what these are, but yeah, they’re radioactive. These six stones are pure power in the sense that with even one, you can alter a nation’s course. Perhaps even a world.” She turned back to Seth. “Seth. You can’t mean to give these to us, right? These are…”
“I know what they are and for you two to let me build me a home here with all that you know will likely happen, it’s worth them. Kathy. You and… your other… you must be very careful with them. In fact, I’m not giving them to Jake. I’m giving them to you. You must promise me that you alone will use them as wisely as possible. They may be payment, but I am watching you and what you do with them. Please don’t betray this trust.”
Kathy set the pulsing stone down and faced the enigma that was Seth. “Seth. I have never in my life been entrusted with anything as important as these. I swear to you, I will only use them when they are most needed and as wisely as Freyja herself would.”
Seth gently hugged her and whispered into her ear. “And that’s why I’m entrusting them with you. I knew you’d take me seriously and understand the consequences they present. Thank you.”
Kathy returned that hug with a fierceness that’s she’d never shown him before now. “I wish you’d let me in your life more, hon. I just know we’d really get along.”
“Let’s get me a home and you and I will sit down and talk. I’ll tell you as much as I’m able to and we can start there. Deal?”
Kathy nodded near overjoyed at this turn of events. She even had to dab her eye with her napkin.
Jake spoke up as he held a red stone that pulsed with a white light within. “Is it because they pulse that you call them timestones?”
Seth and Kathy turned to him, but Kathy kept one arm around him as a sign of solidarity in being enigmas. Seth answered, “Well, in simplistic terms, yes. Where I’m from, that’s about all they do. I mean, I can make them do some simple tricks like making them make Tick Tock sounds. But other than that, they’re pretty useless there. The reason that is, is because time itself isn’t well adjusted enough to understand that it shouldn’t let me play with it like I do. Those stones are the only things that actually keep time where I’m from. But here, where time hates anything messing with it with a passion, these things are much more powerful because they’re the only things that can tell time to shove it. Even worse, here, bending reality itself is possible. Your wife knows exactly what all that means and what they can do. I don’t bring these here lightly because even though she can do great things with them, I can do more. And honestly, I scare myself even holding them here, so I’m glad she’s taking them from me.”
Jake put the stone down slowly. He didn’t know all of what his wife could do, but the few times he’d seen Seth and Allessandra do something, he’d about shit himself. Allessandra splitting up into teams of five to twenty was nothing compared to what she could really do. He knew that. His wife had mentioned some of what she was, and he was okay not knowing more than that too. “Kathy. If we put off the expansion of the facility for a year, we could swing this easily.”
“Jake,” Seth spoke up to get his attention. “I think I misspoke. I want the entire forty acres you’re not using, and I just need you to run a road and some utilities to a spot that we pick for my home. I can build the house and the compound for the De’Nari handmaidens.”
Jake’s eyes widened. “Uh, Kathy? He’s serious, isn’t he?”
Kathy patted his leg. “Dear. We have a house full of monsters living here, of course he’s serious. Just dip into the slush fund and get the utilities out here pronto. We can have one of the guys use our leveler to carve out a new driveway using part of Aiden’s four wheeler track he made. That can be done before the utility even get here. Its not like we need to sign anything officially anyhow. I mean, I don’t think he ever intended for us to pay for the house. Mainly, this is for the trouble he’s gonna cause when everyone finds out he’s staying here with about a hundred De’Nari that the Ring hasn’t been forced to officially recognize.”
Seth stood up. “Yeah. That’s exactly it. Just tell me when the utilities are ready. They don’t even have to be in any one certain spot. Between me and Jed, we can move them around when it’s ready. Then I’ll get the compound ready to move. I have an idea or two on how to take care of that massive place, so I’d appreciate it if you didn’t ask too many questions about it. And as for telling the world about this, I’m gonna go grab three or four beers and go have a chat with the boys out in the hut soon. If the word is gonna get out anyway, I might as well just take a bat and whack the ball to get it rolling.”
Kathy stood up and stared at him. “You take Jessica with you,” she ordered.
Seth shook his head. “Not this time. They’ve seen her and are just as afraid of her as they are of me. I’ll take Sara this time. Kathy. That’s the second thing that I need to ask you for. She helps me stay human, just like Jessica does. I need to marry her as quickly as possible. But, I don’t want to make this a big production like the De’Nari Moon-Maidens would want if I were to ask them. Would you mind performing a small ceremony here for us, perhaps in a few days or a week from now?”
Kathy was stunned. “Seth? She’s just a girl. She’s, what? Twenty, if that? You can’t…”
Seth frowned. “She’s over four hundred years old, Kathy. She’s not human and she’ll tell you to your face if you ask her what she wants. Let Freyja be the judge. I’ll even leave the room.”
The look in his eyes were set and truthful. Kathy didn’t need to confront Sara or Freyja on any of it. “Oh wow. Things have changed fast, huh? Okay, I can set you up. What about Jessica?”
Seth smiled beautifully at her as just her name refilled him with human love. “Oh, yeah. She’s marrying Sara too. Might as well do it right and fair for us monsters, you know? Especially since we don’t give a rip about marriage licenses.”
“You all are awful; you know that right?” Kathy admonished half-heartedly. She could feel Jake trying to hold himself together as his head spun with all that had happened in the last ten minutes.
“Yeah, Kathy. We are awful. But we love you two and still appreciate you letting our awful selves into your lives and home.” He really tried to put as much emotion into that statement as possible for Kathy to understand how important that honesty was for him to share.
Kathy hugged him again. “Go on, monster. Go get the beers and I’ll go get Sara for you. I want to see how she reacts to this shit.”
He nodded to her and went walking towards the kitchen and helped Jed put a few things away while he was there. Jed wiped his hands and dug into the mini fridge for Seth. Kathy looked at her husband and he just shrugged at her, took a sip of his wine and began to dig into his pie. With a mouthful in he said, “I’m just gonna sit here…”
“And share the couch, is what yer gonna do bud. It’s my house too ya know?” Jed said as he flopped down beside Jake to distract him. He must’ve rushed over after Seth said something to him.
Kathy smiled at Jed’s wink, and she trotted off and headed up to the twin’s room. She heard some loud gleeful chatter from the girls which was a wonderful sound.
When she popped her head into the doorway, Alley and Cassidy were on the bed cheering for Sara. Gina looked like she was showing Sara how to hold a controller or something as Gina was wrapped around her from behind helping Sara learn some golf game on the large wall mounted TV. Gina was whispering into Sara’s ear some instructions, Kathy guessed.
Kathy cleared her throat to catch their attention. “Hey Sara. I hate to interrupt, but Seth needs to borrow you for a bit. Sorry girls, Seth’ll bring her right back, I promise.”
Gina let go of Sara a bit too quickly and backed up to the bed. But both twins started in on Sara by sarcastically cooing, “OOOooooooo, someone’s in trouble! I just know he’s gonna pop that butt!”
Sara swished around and handed her controller to Cassidy. She faced Alley on the bed, “Maybe, little girl and maybe I’ll get him first.” She stuck out her tongue for which Alley tried to kiss her but missed when Sara danced back lightly. “HAH! Ya pervert! Maybe next time, Alley girl.”
Alley’s eyes seemed a bit too determined to Kathy’s liking. Gina’s snickering and slapping on Sara’s butt as she passed her on her way to Kathy was something that Kathy didn’t want to think too hard about either. Not my zoo, not my monkeys.
Sara and Kathy got to the top of the steps when Sara stopped and asked over her shoulder, “Kathy, what did Seth need exactly?”
Kathy put her hand on the smaller girl’s shoulder and said, “Just to go with him. He wants to go meet a couple of people and he doesn’t want to take Jessica. I think he needs your support more than anything.”
Sara smiled up at her like she’d just given Sara a trophy for placing first in a race or something. “Awesome!” she said excitedly before she nearly hopped down all the steps to see Seth standing by the front door with beers in his hands.
Kathy watched as he whispered to Sara and her face got that mischievous evil malice that she’d seen in Inanna’s or Allessandra’s face a thousand times. It meant they were about to do something shitty to someone just because it amused the hell out of them. Those poor guys are in deep shit. Kathy thought to herself as she went back to the table to collect the six stones and put them in her pocket. Then she headed back into the dining room to sit next to Jessica and tell her quickly what was going on. Jessica nodded to her, took a sip of wine and she pulled Kathy into the conversation with Inanna and Allessandra about wedding dresses for Sara and herself. After a few minutes, Jessica whispered to Kathy, “I’ve got my ears and eyes open on them now. I’ll keep Seth and Sara from doing anything they shouldn’t.”
Kathy sighed in relief. She’d been tense until then. She whispered back, “Thank you. I didn’t even know I was that worried until now.” Then she returned to talking about the small wedding and whether it should be a casual wedding, how casual it should if so or if perhaps a compromise could be made. Kathy suggested that Sara could at least wear Kathy’s wedding dress if nothing else. That elicited some happy sounds from all the other women gathered at the table.