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I Made A Deal With An Old Man In A Food Court Bathroom (Part 26)
2024.05.21 00:02 MPZ1968 I Made A Deal With An Old Man In A Food Court Bathroom (Part 26)
“Holy Hell, Edgar! I thought you said you could do this! Where is the manual I provided for you?”, Bob asked.
Well, Sir! The manual was quite heavy, so I wrote down all the instructions on something humans call index cards. I separated them into each category, pre-checklists, take-off, landing, things like that, then paper clipped them together, and kept them all in my shirt pocket behind my pocket protector under my pilots jacket.
I was nervous and sweating when we took off, so I took off the jacket, and put it in the co-pilots seat.
When we were spiraling down, out of control, my sunglasses fell off, and my pocket protector, my pen, and the cards fell out. The cards fell apart, and were flying around the cockpit.
Now they’re scattered everywhere on the cockpit floor. I don’t know what order they go in, or what card goes to what instruction. It’s a big mess, Sir!”, Edgar replied.
“Do you want to take this one, Mr. Hard-Sell?”, Bob asked me.
I was reluctant to be anywhere near Edgar after what happened last time, so I simply answered, “Your Demon! Your problem!”
All the girls screamed again, this time screaming, “He’s a Demon!”
“Yes, Girls! But he’s a kinda cool guy, unless you sneak up behind him!”, I replied.
“Thanks”, Edgar said.
“Ok then! Very well!, Mr. Hard-Sell! I will take care of it!”, Bob responded. “Let’s Go, Edgar!”
They both then headed out the door, down the hallway, through the other door, and disappeared out of sight.
“I like your accordion!”, Tony’s redhead said.
“You can check it out, if you want to!”, he told her, then placed it gently around her neck.
I offered my guitar to Donna, who nervously accepted.
All the guys then offered their gear to their girls.
They all just stayed still, looking like a bad independent T & A movie, in their sexy lingerie.
My first girl was just standing there, as she was the “Odd Girl Out”. So, I let her use one of my other guitars.
“Play something!”, Derek said.
“Yeah! Girls can rock too!”, Stephen said.
My mind then flashed to the all female Rock band Vixen, they might have been poppy, and radio friendly, but they still rocked… kind of.
Stephen’s girl then counted it off, except she didn’t do the normal count off, she just said, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Now, I have no idea what those girls played, or what Corey’s girl was saying. I seriously doubt that they did either. It was mostly high pitched screaming.
It was a 3 minute cacophony of sheer and udder noise. But they had fun, and that’s all that matters.
Anyway, when they finished, Derek screamed out, “Rock and Roll!”, and threw up the horns.
We all did the same, including Tony.
The girls high fived each other, and were jumping up and down, cheering. Some of them did high kicks like cheerleaders do.
What a sight that was. Sexy lingerie, remember?
Anyway, Bob then returned from the cockpit.
“Well, you boys really changed since I’ve been gone!”, he said smiling.
The girls then gave us back our gear.
“Well, Boys!… and girls! Edgar has it all figured out now, so we’ll be landing soon. Let’s head back to the other room, shall we?”
Derek, Ricky, and I put our guitars back in place. Stephen put the drumsticks back, and Corey put the microphone back on its stand.
Tony let his girl keep his accordion.
We all then made our way to the Hangout Room, Bob again closing each door behind us.
We got back to the room, and talked, hung out, indulged in a few incentives, things like that.
As we were indulging ourselves, the intercom popped again.
“Hey, guys! The tower guy said we have clearance, or something, I don’t know, to land this thing. So, here goes! Wish me luck. Hey, there are the lights! Cool!
The intercom them popped off.
Out of complete nervousness, Donna and I hugged each other, as the plane started to descend.
Tony and his two girls did the same.
The remaining girls huddled on the couch, holding each other.
Bob stood by the TV.
Derek, Corey, Stephen, and Ricky just carried on with what they were doing.
The plane suddenly stopped descending, bounced a little, jolted forward, and began to shake, slowly coming to a stop.
The ones who weren’t dead already, sighed a sigh of relief.
Soon after, Rebecca came bouncing back through the curtain.
“Daddy! Can I come back yet? I think Edgar pooped himself. He smells really bad!”, she said.
We all kinda laughed at that one too.
“Are you going to be nice?”, Bob asked her.
“Yes, Daddy!”, she answered smiling.
“It doesn’t matter anyway. I have an announcement to make.”, he said.
Bob then clapped his hands and said, “Girls, Girls! Pay attention please! I hope you have enjoyed your little endeavors with the band, but… it’s time for you to go! We have business to attend to. With a snap of my fingers, I will return you to your homes. You will awaken in your beds and continue on with your lives. You can keep the lingerie! Are you ready?”
“I don’t want to go! I live alone. I don’t have any friends. My life sucks!”, Donna said.
“Um! Does she have to go?”, I asked Bob.
“No! Not if you would like her to stay!”, he said.
“I do!”, I replied.
“Does anyone else want their girls to stay?”, Bob asked.
Derek and Corey both said no immediately.
“I’m not boyfriend material!”, Stephen said.
“I like you and all, but I don’t want to be tied down at a young age like my Pops was! Sorry!”, Ricky said, looking at his girl.
“My wife filed for divorce when I told her about this job, so, I just wanna be free and have fun. It was very nice to meet you both.”, Tony replied, smiling at his girls.
“Do any of you girls want to stay?”, Bob asked the girls.
“I’ve gotta feed my cat!”, “I gotta work in the morning!”, “My Grandmothers sick!”, “The cable guy is coming tomorrow!”, “I got laundry to fold!”, “My boyfriends probably wondering where I am, so, No!”, they all said.
Tony’s girl laid his accordion on the floor.
“Very well, ladies. Goodbye!”, Bob said, and snapped his fingers.
The girls then disappeared into a cloud of gray smoke, all except Donna.
Rebecca then smiled, and waved, “Bye, Bitches!”, she said.
“REBECCA!”, Bob yelled.
“What, Daddy? That WAS being nice!”, she replied.
Rebecca then smiled, and waved at Donna.
“Now, listen closely, Mr. Hard-Sell”, Bob said sternly, looking me straight in the eye. “I WILL NOT tolerate any John Lennon/Yoko Ono bullshit, I have heard all the stories. Business is business, and MY business is with you, and you only! No outside interference! Is… that… clear?”, he said.
“Ye- Yes- Yes, Bob!”, I answered nervously.
That was the first time, since we signed our contract, that Bob made me nervous.
Bob’s happy, and overly dramatic demeanor then returned.
“Lovely! Now Donna! We can not have you walking around in public in your present attire. It would be bad for business.”He said.
I then cut him a hard look.
“I did not mean it to be insulting, Mr. Hard-Sell! I meant that we have an image to uphold! One of professionalism. Lacy lingerie is not very professional, now is it!”, Bob clarified.
“Oh Ok! Sorry Bob!”, I said.
“No worries, dear boy! Now, tell me, Dear, what would you like to be wearing?”, Bob asked Donna.
“Um! I don’t know! Jeans and a t-shirt maybe!”, she answered.
Bob then snapped his fingers once again, and instantly Donna was wearing just what she had asked for… Skin tight jeans, a black Hellfire Records t-shirt, and a pair of brand new female Nike sneakers on her feet.
“You look amazing!”, I said to her.
“Oh! I love what you’re wearing”, Rebecca said to Donna, “What are those?, she asked pointing at Donna’s pants.
“Um! Jeans!”, Donna replied.
“Daddy! Can I have some jeans?”, Rebecca asked Bob.
“We’ll get you some soon, Dear!”, Bob replied
“Oh! Yay!”, Rebecca said excitedly, and side hugged Donna, who nervously looked at her side eyed.
“We’re gonna be the bestest of friends!”, Rebecca said, as she bounced back through the curtain, singing, “I’m getting jeans! I’m getting jeans!”, her tail waving excitedly behind her, like a dog excited to see you.
Now, I’m not sure if this was a clinical diagnosis back then, but Rebecca… was definitely bipolar.
“The doors open, Daddy!”, she said, sticking just her head through the curtain.
“Let’s go, Boys!”, Bob instructed.
“Where are we?”, Stephen asked, as we all got up, including Donna, to exit the plane.
“Japan, Boys! Your first show is at…”, Bob started to say.
“Budokan?”, I asked
“Very good, Mr. Hard-Sell! It’s actually Nippon Budokan, but yes!”, Bob said.
“No fucking way!”, I replied excitedly.
Now, some say the greatest LIVE album ever recorded is KISS ALIVE, some say KISS ALIVE II, some say TED NUGENT - DOUBLE LIVE GONZO, some say PETER FRAMPTON - FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE! But for me, the greatest LIVE album ever recorded will always be CHEAP TRICK - LIVE AT BUDOKAN!
It’s the rawness of the whole thing. The way Bun E. Carlos’s drums just boom. The way Robin Zander’s voice is perfectly pitched, well, his voice cracked a few times, but that’s what made it so real. Not like other “LIVE” albums that were polished up in the studio.
The way Rick Neilson’s guitars blazed through each song, and the way Tom Peterson’s bass pounded out the rhythm. I don’t care what anyone says. It is a masterpiece in its own right.
Anyway, we walked through the curtain to see Rebecca standing in the doorway, facing outward, and waving.
She was bouncing up and down as well.
Edgar then came walking through the kitchen, with his right hand on his butt.
He walked up to the group of us standing there.
“Holy Fire and Brimstone!”, Bob said loudly, covering his nose, as we all did the same.
“Jesus!”, “Holy Fuck!”, “Damn!”, “What the Hell did you eat!”, “What ate you?!”, “Gross!”, “That smells bad!”, we all said.
Rebecca then stepped back from the doorway, turned around, and covered her mouth quickly, obviously trying not to throw up.
Well, at least she tried.
Her body heaved, as globs of a green, glue-like substance, came exploding out of her mouth, through her fingers, and onto the floor.
We all jumped back to avoid being hit.
Bob just stood there, still holding his nose.
Now, I’ve been in many public bathrooms, and smelt some of the most horrific smells that the human body can produce, especially in the bathroom of that creepy grocery store in town.
But none of them even came close to the, eye watering, nose burning, hair splitting, vomit inducing smell of Demon shit.
“Go to the lavatory and get cleaned up, Son! Use soap! Holy burning flesh, you smell rancid!”, Bob said to Edgar, “I will provide you with new clothes. They will be waiting for you inside.”
Bob then snapped his fingers.
“I’m sorry, Sir! I- I was just scared.”, Edgar replied.
“I understand, Son! Just Go! Go!”, Bob said.
Edgar then made his way back to the bathroom, still holding his butt.
“Rebecca, go to the kitchen and clean yourself up! New clothes will be waiting for you there as well!”, Bob said.
“But, Daddy! Boys like me in this outfit!“, she responded, wiping her mouth.
“And clean up this mess!” Bob said, “Now, Go!”
Rebecca then turned and walked into the kitchen.
“Yes, Daddy!”, she said.
“Who are all those people?”, Ricky asked, looking out the door of the plane.
We all then stuck our heads out, seeing what he was seeing for the first time.
There was a huge black limousine, parked parallel with the plane, with a red carpet leading from the bottom of the steps to the back door of the limo.
It was very similar to the one Bob had outside the police station. Hell, it could have been the same one for all I know.
There was a huge gathering of Japanese people, teenagers mostly, a few adolescent looking ones, and even less adults to the left of where we stood.
They were all cheering, and jumping up and down with excitement.
Some of them held signs with the band name on them, some said “I Love Corey!”, with a red heart where the word love should be, some had Japanese writings on them that we couldn’t read.
The police had to play crowd control spreading their arms out, almost finger to finger, to keep them all back, as camera bulbs flashed repeatedly from the right of us.
“Are they here for us!”, Stephen asked.
“Yes, Boys! Welcome to your first taste of Fame and Fortune!”, Bob said smiling.
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Well, Sir! The manual was quite heavy, so I wrote down all the instructions on something humans call index cards. I separated them into each category, pre-checklists, take-off, landing, things like that, then paper clipped them together, and kept them all in my shirt pocket behind my pocket protector under my pilots jacket.
I was nervous and sweating when we took off, so I took off the jacket, and put it in the co-pilots seat.
When we were spiraling down, out of control, my sunglasses fell off, and my pocket protector, my pen, and the cards fell out. The cards fell apart, and were flying around the cockpit.
Now they’re scattered everywhere on the cockpit floor. I don’t know what order they go in, or what card goes to what instruction. It’s a big mess, Sir!”, Edgar replied.
“Do you want to take this one, Mr. Hard-Sell?”, Bob asked me.
I was reluctant to be anywhere near Edgar after what happened last time, so I simply answered, “Your Demon! Your problem!”
All the girls screamed again, this time screaming, “He’s a Demon!”
“Yes, Girls! But he’s a kinda cool guy, unless you sneak up behind him!”, I replied.
“Thanks”, Edgar said.
“Ok then! Very well!, Mr. Hard-Sell! I will take care of it!”, Bob responded. “Let’s Go, Edgar!”
They both then headed out the door, down the hallway, through the other door, and disappeared out of sight.
“I like your accordion!”, Tony’s redhead said.
“You can check it out, if you want to!”, he told her, then placed it gently around her neck.
I offered my guitar to Donna, who nervously accepted.
All the guys then offered their gear to their girls.
They all just stayed still, looking like a bad independent T & A movie, in their sexy lingerie.
My first girl was just standing there, as she was the “Odd Girl Out”. So, I let her use one of my other guitars.
“Play something!”, Derek said.
“Yeah! Girls can rock too!”, Stephen said.
My mind then flashed to the all female Rock band Vixen, they might have been poppy, and radio friendly, but they still rocked… kind of.
Stephen’s girl then counted it off, except she didn’t do the normal count off, she just said, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Now, I have no idea what those girls played, or what Corey’s girl was saying. I seriously doubt that they did either. It was mostly high pitched screaming.
It was a 3 minute cacophony of sheer and udder noise. But they had fun, and that’s all that matters.
Anyway, when they finished, Derek screamed out, “Rock and Roll!”, and threw up the horns.
We all did the same, including Tony.
The girls high fived each other, and were jumping up and down, cheering. Some of them did high kicks like cheerleaders do.
What a sight that was. Sexy lingerie, remember?
Anyway, Bob then returned from the cockpit.
“Well, you boys really changed since I’ve been gone!”, he said smiling.
The girls then gave us back our gear.
“Well, Boys!… and girls! Edgar has it all figured out now, so we’ll be landing soon. Let’s head back to the other room, shall we?”
Derek, Ricky, and I put our guitars back in place. Stephen put the drumsticks back, and Corey put the microphone back on its stand.
Tony let his girl keep his accordion.
We all then made our way to the Hangout Room, Bob again closing each door behind us.
We got back to the room, and talked, hung out, indulged in a few incentives, things like that.
As we were indulging ourselves, the intercom popped again.
“Hey, guys! The tower guy said we have clearance, or something, I don’t know, to land this thing. So, here goes! Wish me luck. Hey, there are the lights! Cool!
The intercom them popped off.
Out of complete nervousness, Donna and I hugged each other, as the plane started to descend.
Tony and his two girls did the same.
The remaining girls huddled on the couch, holding each other.
Bob stood by the TV.
Derek, Corey, Stephen, and Ricky just carried on with what they were doing.
The plane suddenly stopped descending, bounced a little, jolted forward, and began to shake, slowly coming to a stop.
The ones who weren’t dead already, sighed a sigh of relief.
Soon after, Rebecca came bouncing back through the curtain.
“Daddy! Can I come back yet? I think Edgar pooped himself. He smells really bad!”, she said.
We all kinda laughed at that one too.
“Are you going to be nice?”, Bob asked her.
“Yes, Daddy!”, she answered smiling.
“It doesn’t matter anyway. I have an announcement to make.”, he said.
Bob then clapped his hands and said, “Girls, Girls! Pay attention please! I hope you have enjoyed your little endeavors with the band, but… it’s time for you to go! We have business to attend to. With a snap of my fingers, I will return you to your homes. You will awaken in your beds and continue on with your lives. You can keep the lingerie! Are you ready?”
“I don’t want to go! I live alone. I don’t have any friends. My life sucks!”, Donna said.
“Um! Does she have to go?”, I asked Bob.
“No! Not if you would like her to stay!”, he said.
“I do!”, I replied.
“Does anyone else want their girls to stay?”, Bob asked.
Derek and Corey both said no immediately.
“I’m not boyfriend material!”, Stephen said.
“I like you and all, but I don’t want to be tied down at a young age like my Pops was! Sorry!”, Ricky said, looking at his girl.
“My wife filed for divorce when I told her about this job, so, I just wanna be free and have fun. It was very nice to meet you both.”, Tony replied, smiling at his girls.
“Do any of you girls want to stay?”, Bob asked the girls.
“I’ve gotta feed my cat!”, “I gotta work in the morning!”, “My Grandmothers sick!”, “The cable guy is coming tomorrow!”, “I got laundry to fold!”, “My boyfriends probably wondering where I am, so, No!”, they all said.
Tony’s girl laid his accordion on the floor.
“Very well, ladies. Goodbye!”, Bob said, and snapped his fingers.
The girls then disappeared into a cloud of gray smoke, all except Donna.
Rebecca then smiled, and waved, “Bye, Bitches!”, she said.
“REBECCA!”, Bob yelled.
“What, Daddy? That WAS being nice!”, she replied.
Rebecca then smiled, and waved at Donna.
“Now, listen closely, Mr. Hard-Sell”, Bob said sternly, looking me straight in the eye. “I WILL NOT tolerate any John Lennon/Yoko Ono bullshit, I have heard all the stories. Business is business, and MY business is with you, and you only! No outside interference! Is… that… clear?”, he said.
“Ye- Yes- Yes, Bob!”, I answered nervously.
That was the first time, since we signed our contract, that Bob made me nervous.
Bob’s happy, and overly dramatic demeanor then returned.
“Lovely! Now Donna! We can not have you walking around in public in your present attire. It would be bad for business.”He said.
I then cut him a hard look.
“I did not mean it to be insulting, Mr. Hard-Sell! I meant that we have an image to uphold! One of professionalism. Lacy lingerie is not very professional, now is it!”, Bob clarified.
“Oh Ok! Sorry Bob!”, I said.
“No worries, dear boy! Now, tell me, Dear, what would you like to be wearing?”, Bob asked Donna.
“Um! I don’t know! Jeans and a t-shirt maybe!”, she answered.
Bob then snapped his fingers once again, and instantly Donna was wearing just what she had asked for… Skin tight jeans, a black Hellfire Records t-shirt, and a pair of brand new female Nike sneakers on her feet.
“You look amazing!”, I said to her.
“Oh! I love what you’re wearing”, Rebecca said to Donna, “What are those?, she asked pointing at Donna’s pants.
“Um! Jeans!”, Donna replied.
“Daddy! Can I have some jeans?”, Rebecca asked Bob.
“We’ll get you some soon, Dear!”, Bob replied
“Oh! Yay!”, Rebecca said excitedly, and side hugged Donna, who nervously looked at her side eyed.
“We’re gonna be the bestest of friends!”, Rebecca said, as she bounced back through the curtain, singing, “I’m getting jeans! I’m getting jeans!”, her tail waving excitedly behind her, like a dog excited to see you.
Now, I’m not sure if this was a clinical diagnosis back then, but Rebecca… was definitely bipolar.
“The doors open, Daddy!”, she said, sticking just her head through the curtain.
“Let’s go, Boys!”, Bob instructed.
“Where are we?”, Stephen asked, as we all got up, including Donna, to exit the plane.
“Japan, Boys! Your first show is at…”, Bob started to say.
“Budokan?”, I asked
“Very good, Mr. Hard-Sell! It’s actually Nippon Budokan, but yes!”, Bob said.
“No fucking way!”, I replied excitedly.
Now, some say the greatest LIVE album ever recorded is KISS ALIVE, some say KISS ALIVE II, some say TED NUGENT - DOUBLE LIVE GONZO, some say PETER FRAMPTON - FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE! But for me, the greatest LIVE album ever recorded will always be CHEAP TRICK - LIVE AT BUDOKAN!
It’s the rawness of the whole thing. The way Bun E. Carlos’s drums just boom. The way Robin Zander’s voice is perfectly pitched, well, his voice cracked a few times, but that’s what made it so real. Not like other “LIVE” albums that were polished up in the studio.
The way Rick Neilson’s guitars blazed through each song, and the way Tom Peterson’s bass pounded out the rhythm. I don’t care what anyone says. It is a masterpiece in its own right.
Anyway, we walked through the curtain to see Rebecca standing in the doorway, facing outward, and waving.
She was bouncing up and down as well.
Edgar then came walking through the kitchen, with his right hand on his butt.
He walked up to the group of us standing there.
“Holy Fire and Brimstone!”, Bob said loudly, covering his nose, as we all did the same.
“Jesus!”, “Holy Fuck!”, “Damn!”, “What the Hell did you eat!”, “What ate you?!”, “Gross!”, “That smells bad!”, we all said.
Rebecca then stepped back from the doorway, turned around, and covered her mouth quickly, obviously trying not to throw up.
Well, at least she tried.
Her body heaved, as globs of a green, glue-like substance, came exploding out of her mouth, through her fingers, and onto the floor.
We all jumped back to avoid being hit.
Bob just stood there, still holding his nose.
Now, I’ve been in many public bathrooms, and smelt some of the most horrific smells that the human body can produce, especially in the bathroom of that creepy grocery store in town.
But none of them even came close to the, eye watering, nose burning, hair splitting, vomit inducing smell of Demon shit.
“Go to the lavatory and get cleaned up, Son! Use soap! Holy burning flesh, you smell rancid!”, Bob said to Edgar, “I will provide you with new clothes. They will be waiting for you inside.”
Bob then snapped his fingers.
“I’m sorry, Sir! I- I was just scared.”, Edgar replied.
“I understand, Son! Just Go! Go!”, Bob said.
Edgar then made his way back to the bathroom, still holding his butt.
“Rebecca, go to the kitchen and clean yourself up! New clothes will be waiting for you there as well!”, Bob said.
“But, Daddy! Boys like me in this outfit!“, she responded, wiping her mouth.
“And clean up this mess!” Bob said, “Now, Go!”
Rebecca then turned and walked into the kitchen.
“Yes, Daddy!”, she said.
“Who are all those people?”, Ricky asked, looking out the door of the plane.
We all then stuck our heads out, seeing what he was seeing for the first time.
There was a huge black limousine, parked parallel with the plane, with a red carpet leading from the bottom of the steps to the back door of the limo.
It was very similar to the one Bob had outside the police station. Hell, it could have been the same one for all I know.
There was a huge gathering of Japanese people, teenagers mostly, a few adolescent looking ones, and even less adults to the left of where we stood.
They were all cheering, and jumping up and down with excitement.
Some of them held signs with the band name on them, some said “I Love Corey!”, with a red heart where the word love should be, some had Japanese writings on them that we couldn’t read.
The police had to play crowd control spreading their arms out, almost finger to finger, to keep them all back, as camera bulbs flashed repeatedly from the right of us.
“Are they here for us!”, Stephen asked.
“Yes, Boys! Welcome to your first taste of Fame and Fortune!”, Bob said smiling.
2024.05.11 17:22 Svartpotatis123 Acquired a new telescope!
 | Got this Vixen A70LF (12.9f) for free from my former neighbors, don't think my dog enjoyed it as much as i did... submitted by Svartpotatis123 to telescopes [link] [comments] |
2024.05.09 03:54 strickenbymetal Got a few new oddities at work to add to the collection!
 | Been eyeing dogs of hell for a bit. Finally decided to pull the trigger. submitted by strickenbymetal to VHS [link] [comments] Also never heard of Ed Wood’s Devil Girls, but I did a little research and it sounds like it might be incredibly rare? From what I’ve heard it’s basically an Ed Wood circle jerk from 2000, and the director went around to various video stores to sell it? I’m not sure. Anybody else know about it? Can’t seem to find copies anywhere |
2024.05.08 17:02 mytitfell0ff terrifying
I was playing the game last night n my dog was asleep next 2 me, and once I opened one of the secret tapes and it showed Rebecca doing the “voice warmups” where she says “Bael,Paimon,Balam” which if anyone is unfamiliar with those names it’s a few of Solomons 72 demons. And it was spooky as she was saying it because obviously that’s some demonic shi nd my dog vixen put her limbs directly up to the sky bruh. When I shook her and woke her up she snarled at me which creeped me out even more lol lol .but yeah I love this game .
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2024.05.07 18:15 RedDaCandauliste Sad Widowed Stag/DaddyDom... - Red♤.
I've been a widower since 2020, my former Submissive/Hotwife peaches, introduced me to the world of kink, from BDSM, Swinging to making our own Content, we had a blast, made lots of money & thought we had it all....💔 it's taken me a while to get the urge, to go out & find Somebody New to keep me company, as I'm a single father of 8x & 6x G.kids, I have a big family, but nobody at my side.... It's 2024 & dating today sucks, so I have remained single & been on a journey of Self Discovery, in that time I have both discovered more about myself, losing a lot of Fake Friends & Small Minded people, from my old life,Now I'm starting from scratch!!! I'm lucky I guess, to have spent 26yrs with my 1st 2x Relationships, now I'm here...So I have a low bodycount, lots of Kids, a Big Family & I do not Sleep Around or act like Scum, because I am my Children's Hero & my Family all look upto me, so I can't afford to ruin my position or reputation, with any Toxic Behaviour or being publicy known for my Private Pervertions, lol. I need a New Woman & New Friends...Like You? ✌🏿 I'm a Musician/Parent/StoneGamer by day(Used to own a Country Pub/Restaurant & ran a sucessful Onlyfans/AdmireMe with Peaches.), as I have took on both MotheFather role's full time(Mothers I totally understand?), so I keep my ID to myself, respectfully. Behind closed doors, I was part of a 'Interracial D/s couple, as a 'SwingeStag/Daddy/Dom' for 13yrs, that means Im not your average guy & I'm into particular kinks, with a Hotwife Fantasy, I'm also a Candauliste who really does love BBW, I call them 'Plus-Size-Baddies'... I just want what I'm accustomed to!!! 😜 Finding a Big Beautiful Woman that has these traits & is secretly a Proud Slut, who loves Turning Heads & makes Adult Content for a living, is like looking for a mermaid, lol. 🤣 The heart wants, what the heart wants(Ps.I miss Sloppy Seconds & Reclaiming what is mine, every now & then,lol), I just hope my Vixen is on 'REDDIT' somewhere, but I'm not going to give up or become a Dog in the meantime, because I'm Single, not desperate!!! - Red♤. (45/M/UK/0121)
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2024.05.06 20:39 KamchatkasRevenge Out of Cruel Space Side Story: Of Dog, Volpir, and Man - Bk 6 Ch 14
Elyria
Elyria Sarkin brushes down her dress, checking herself quickly as she walks towards the massive armored door that marks the entrance to the Bridger family's private quarters. She'd never actually been in the Den before, and while she still talked to Erana- Aqi, still talked to Aqi, normally enough via communicator, in person she felt a compulsion to dress up a little bit now that she knew her best friend's secret identity. She couldn't just wear sweatpants to see a princess! Not that she'd leave her own home in sweat pants for anything but the gym.
Even if they were incredibly comfortable.
Elyria presents herself to the security panel and presses the call button.
"Elyria Sarkin, I've come to see Princess Aquilar."
"Madame Sarkin, we've been expecting you. Wait a moment."
The prim and proper voice with the slightly 'sharp' accent on the consonants in galactic trade told Elyria that one of Aqi's household staff had been monitoring security, not a Bridger. The Bridger women were all very identifiable by voice, where the Apuk household staff women were identifiable by the specific way they spoke galactic trade, an artifact of the training that the women had been put through, Elyria was sure.
She didn't know what it took to be a handmaiden or staff member to the Imperial household, but she suspected a charm school that was more analogous to Marine Corps boot camp but in pastel and with lessons on how to host a tea party instead of olive drab with lessons on how to best organize an amphibious assault.
She had gotten the hint that the imperial handmaidens were a bit more than they appeared... but had determined that discretion on asking about that subject was the better part of valor.
The hatch to the Den smoothly retracts, revealing one of the Apuk handmaidens, now dressed in a black and white outfit that Elyria recognized as a maid's outfit from human media. A choice on Admiral Bridger's part? A choice on the woman herself's part? Was it a prank? An attempt to appeal to Jerry?
‘Oooh. Story idea!’
Elyria mentally starts writing down a brief plot sketch of a maid who's fallen in love with her master, a charming and powerful prince, admiral? Admiral would be too obvious in terms of inspiration. Prince was always good. Who didn't want to be the less scary kind of princess? The maid would need to work quite hard to woo such a desirable man of course. A very challenging relationship for a more normal kind of prince than Jerry who gave, as Tyler put it, 'zero fucks', about things like social status.
Elyria tenses, realizing she'd been motionless and silent for a few seconds and covers getting distracted by a book idea with a deep curtsy.
"Madame, I can show you to the princess's chambers if you'd like."
"Yes, please, I haven't visited the Den before."
Elyria is shown through the vestibule and a second heavily armored door as the first shuts behind her and she starts to appreciate just how heavily defended this particular part of the ship is to say nothing of the dangerous combatants that actually lived here. The Apuk staff alone were almost certainly very capable, and Elyria swears she can remember a movie where an Apuk imperial nanny went on a warpath that would make a sorcerer proud after one of her charges was kidnapped by some nebulous evil organization. It was just a movie of course... but that didn't mean there wasn't some truth in fiction right?
A brief walk down a long corridor has Elyria doing her best to not gawk like a tourist as all four of her eyes process the world around her, taking in the family's taste in art, rugs, concealed defenses that could likely drop a starfighter. All the usual furnishings for a lovingly maintained home. Which the Den clearly was. Firi Bridger had clearly pumped a lot of love into this place.
At the far end of the hall, a young Volpiri woman that Elyria doesn't recognize emerges from her room and turns to the right, and her brow furrows momentarily. Who could that be?
They turn the corner and Elyria sees the young mystery vixen heading through another heavily armored door that had markings for the 'nursery' and Elyria manages to put two and two together. The mystery vixen was almost certainly Sylindra's mother, Inara. She'd heard that she'd been reduced in age significantly following the terrorist attack on the ship, but she was really young.
Considering rumors also said that she was allegedly courting Jerry now... well. Being back to the peak of youthful good health probably wasn't the worst thing in the world, even if it did dampen her near legendary mom energy somewhat.
Elyria suppresses a giggle. Inara and Firi both had mega mom energy on a scale barely comprehensible by many mortals. The whole crew agreed that Jerry had dad energy in the terawatt range... and his alleged acquisition of a fifth Cannidor daughter after yesterday's orbital assault only added to the storied ability of the admiral to make even wild animals and inanimate objects see him as a father figure.
Finally the handmaiden stops at a door and curtsies again. "Just knock, I'm sure her highness is eagerly awaiting you. If you need anything please don't hesitate to call. I'll fetch some tea and snacks!"
With a rustle of her skirts, she's gone and Elyria reaches out and knocks softly on Aqi's door.
"Just a second!"
The door slides open and reveals the princess herself... dressed in sweats, her hair up in a messy ponytail, wearing glasses that Elyria instantly recognized as a tool to ease eye strain when working with certain kinds of computer interface.
"Elyria! I-"
Aqi stops mid sentence, looking her friend up and down, then looking at herself.
"...One second."
The door shuts and there's silence for approximately a minute before the door opens again, revealing the princess in a regal and beautiful gown, just a touch of makeup, hair perfect, crowns shining like they're under a spotlight.
"...How in the goddess's name did you do that?"
She might be Aqi, but the mischievous grin she gives Elyria is all Erana as far as the Seramali woman's concerned.
"Princess secret, please, come in!"
Aqi shows Elyria into her chambers and she finds herself in essentially a decent sized one bedroom apartment without a kitchenette. There's a decent sized space for entertaining and Aqi's writing desk dominates the corner, along with a holo projector and a stack of video games in the opposite corner revealing another nerdy hobby for the powerful princess. The desk's... not quite a wreck, but it's the kind of organized chaos that Elyria's entirely familiar with. A mix of data pads, hand scrawled notes on paper or flimsy, a type of metamaterial that's a reusable 'paper', charts, even posters covering things like weapon design and armor tolerance under impact from those same weapons.
"I'm sorry Aqi I didn't mean to catch you in the middle of working."
"Oh no, it's my fault. I lost track of time and I ah... admit I wasn't expecting to be dressed quite that casually but I was going to be dressing a bit more casually than normal."
Elyria giggles. "And here's me dressing up because I'm worried about being too casual while spending time with a princess!"
Aqi waves the concern off with a delicate motion of her hand. "Oh please. Think nothing of that. Not when it's just us. You're one of my oldest friends that I'm not blood related to... and you know my secret. Not that it's much of a secret anymore. Not among select groups of people anyway. My sister wives and my closest blade sisters all know about my secret identity now after all. It's simply not spoken of frequently, but that doesn't mandate formality for everything. You're just meeting me for hanging out, not being summoned by my mother for an official appearance before the court."
Elyria opens all four of her eyes wide and spreads her wings a bit, feigning shock.
"I don't think I have anything in my wardrobe for an event like that..."
"I shall be sure to shield you from mother's official curiosity to spare you what would no doubt be a very arduous shopping process."
Both women break into giggles, the tension dispelled instantly by the mutual joke.
Elyria gestures to Aqi's desk with a wing.
"So what are you working on? Did you finish the rewrites to the book recasting Vernon Shay and Princess Miro'Noir as Apuk fantasy characters?"
"Ah yes, about a month and a half back. I'll have a proof copy sent to you so you can have a read. My publisher's quite pleased, and the director of the movie's even more pleased with the final result. I'm a little involved with adapting the screenplay but mostly oversight and answering questions, so light work. No, I've started on my new project!"
"Another of your romances?" Elyria spots a prime opportunity to tease her friend a bit. "Perhaps have some ideas on how to spice up scenes now that you have a husband of your own to do 'research' with?"
Aqi blushes but quickly regains control of herself.
"Ah no. Nothing like that. A slightly more serious piece, though it certainly has a romance. It's a historical tale, the story of Princess Mira'Tok, sometimes called the Crownborn. She was the first imperial battle princess. The concept had existed before of course, but Mira'Tok's ascension was the formalization of it as it was brought under the wing of the imperial house."
The name immediately connects with another Apuk Elyria knew of. "Any relation to Princess Miri'Tok?"
"Her direct bloodline ancestor. The Tok family have been bound to the imperial house for a very long time, and are much beloved vassals. Miri'Tok of course being my closest friend besides you, and until recently one of the only people who knew my secret."
"So all the notes...?"
"Some of them are from Miri of course. She asked me personally to write a book, and hopefully a movie, telling Mira'Tok's story, she's become a bit forgotten in modern Apuk society and the Tok clan would dearly like to change that. At the same time they're very protective of that story and their ancestor's legacy."
"As you would expect from a noble Apuk household with such a storied past. So what's all the charts and what have you?"
"I took advantage of my position and requested data from the imperial archives and the imperial armory. The types of armor being used during Mira'Tok's era, how the weapons she used would interact with those armors. I like a good battle scene as much as the next Apuk girl, and for a historical drama I want to ensure that they're authentic."
"Not accurate?"
"For history I maintain authenticity is more important to accuracy. Some will care about exactly how many buttons were on Mira'Tok's blouse, but they are but a few. More however will be taken out of the story if I can't authentically portray Mira'Tok's Serbow as she knew it. What people ate. How they talked. Apuk cuisine has changed quite a bit since Mira'Tok's day. How the weapons and tactics of the time functioned together. It's involved but well worth it for the sake of immersing my audience in a time long past."
"Well you certainly seem like the woman for the job. Miri'Tok must be excited."
"Oh she is. Very much so. I. In fact." Aqi stops for a second and taps her chin. "You could ask her about it yourself if you like. The other princesses and I try to take tea together for enjoyment and companionship instead of business at least once a week. We've recently had a few guests. Would you be interested in attending?"
"...Did you just invite me to a tea party with a bunch of battle princesses?"
Aqi gives her a weak, slightly nervous smile.
"Yes?"
"I'd love to!"
The Apuk warrior's more confident smile returns. "Excellent, I'm sure you'll enjoy your time, and you won't be the only uncrowned head in the room. We've recently started inviting Dar'Vok and Masha'Nelindra to our little girl's club."
"That's going to be a very interesting group of people to be around."
"Of course! Can't have anyone thinking my mother's elite warriors are boring, can we?"
"I suppose not. Still enough about work... shall we... order something unhealthy for us and play some video games perhaps?"
"I know just the thing!"
Elyria grins as she settles back more comfortably in her seat. Perhaps being best friends with a princess was easier than she thought.
First Last Next
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Elyria Sarkin brushes down her dress, checking herself quickly as she walks towards the massive armored door that marks the entrance to the Bridger family's private quarters. She'd never actually been in the Den before, and while she still talked to Erana- Aqi, still talked to Aqi, normally enough via communicator, in person she felt a compulsion to dress up a little bit now that she knew her best friend's secret identity. She couldn't just wear sweatpants to see a princess! Not that she'd leave her own home in sweat pants for anything but the gym.
Even if they were incredibly comfortable.
Elyria presents herself to the security panel and presses the call button.
"Elyria Sarkin, I've come to see Princess Aquilar."
"Madame Sarkin, we've been expecting you. Wait a moment."
The prim and proper voice with the slightly 'sharp' accent on the consonants in galactic trade told Elyria that one of Aqi's household staff had been monitoring security, not a Bridger. The Bridger women were all very identifiable by voice, where the Apuk household staff women were identifiable by the specific way they spoke galactic trade, an artifact of the training that the women had been put through, Elyria was sure.
She didn't know what it took to be a handmaiden or staff member to the Imperial household, but she suspected a charm school that was more analogous to Marine Corps boot camp but in pastel and with lessons on how to host a tea party instead of olive drab with lessons on how to best organize an amphibious assault.
She had gotten the hint that the imperial handmaidens were a bit more than they appeared... but had determined that discretion on asking about that subject was the better part of valor.
The hatch to the Den smoothly retracts, revealing one of the Apuk handmaidens, now dressed in a black and white outfit that Elyria recognized as a maid's outfit from human media. A choice on Admiral Bridger's part? A choice on the woman herself's part? Was it a prank? An attempt to appeal to Jerry?
‘Oooh. Story idea!’
Elyria mentally starts writing down a brief plot sketch of a maid who's fallen in love with her master, a charming and powerful prince, admiral? Admiral would be too obvious in terms of inspiration. Prince was always good. Who didn't want to be the less scary kind of princess? The maid would need to work quite hard to woo such a desirable man of course. A very challenging relationship for a more normal kind of prince than Jerry who gave, as Tyler put it, 'zero fucks', about things like social status.
Elyria tenses, realizing she'd been motionless and silent for a few seconds and covers getting distracted by a book idea with a deep curtsy.
"Madame, I can show you to the princess's chambers if you'd like."
"Yes, please, I haven't visited the Den before."
Elyria is shown through the vestibule and a second heavily armored door as the first shuts behind her and she starts to appreciate just how heavily defended this particular part of the ship is to say nothing of the dangerous combatants that actually lived here. The Apuk staff alone were almost certainly very capable, and Elyria swears she can remember a movie where an Apuk imperial nanny went on a warpath that would make a sorcerer proud after one of her charges was kidnapped by some nebulous evil organization. It was just a movie of course... but that didn't mean there wasn't some truth in fiction right?
A brief walk down a long corridor has Elyria doing her best to not gawk like a tourist as all four of her eyes process the world around her, taking in the family's taste in art, rugs, concealed defenses that could likely drop a starfighter. All the usual furnishings for a lovingly maintained home. Which the Den clearly was. Firi Bridger had clearly pumped a lot of love into this place.
At the far end of the hall, a young Volpiri woman that Elyria doesn't recognize emerges from her room and turns to the right, and her brow furrows momentarily. Who could that be?
They turn the corner and Elyria sees the young mystery vixen heading through another heavily armored door that had markings for the 'nursery' and Elyria manages to put two and two together. The mystery vixen was almost certainly Sylindra's mother, Inara. She'd heard that she'd been reduced in age significantly following the terrorist attack on the ship, but she was really young.
Considering rumors also said that she was allegedly courting Jerry now... well. Being back to the peak of youthful good health probably wasn't the worst thing in the world, even if it did dampen her near legendary mom energy somewhat.
Elyria suppresses a giggle. Inara and Firi both had mega mom energy on a scale barely comprehensible by many mortals. The whole crew agreed that Jerry had dad energy in the terawatt range... and his alleged acquisition of a fifth Cannidor daughter after yesterday's orbital assault only added to the storied ability of the admiral to make even wild animals and inanimate objects see him as a father figure.
Finally the handmaiden stops at a door and curtsies again. "Just knock, I'm sure her highness is eagerly awaiting you. If you need anything please don't hesitate to call. I'll fetch some tea and snacks!"
With a rustle of her skirts, she's gone and Elyria reaches out and knocks softly on Aqi's door.
"Just a second!"
The door slides open and reveals the princess herself... dressed in sweats, her hair up in a messy ponytail, wearing glasses that Elyria instantly recognized as a tool to ease eye strain when working with certain kinds of computer interface.
"Elyria! I-"
Aqi stops mid sentence, looking her friend up and down, then looking at herself.
"...One second."
The door shuts and there's silence for approximately a minute before the door opens again, revealing the princess in a regal and beautiful gown, just a touch of makeup, hair perfect, crowns shining like they're under a spotlight.
"...How in the goddess's name did you do that?"
She might be Aqi, but the mischievous grin she gives Elyria is all Erana as far as the Seramali woman's concerned.
"Princess secret, please, come in!"
Aqi shows Elyria into her chambers and she finds herself in essentially a decent sized one bedroom apartment without a kitchenette. There's a decent sized space for entertaining and Aqi's writing desk dominates the corner, along with a holo projector and a stack of video games in the opposite corner revealing another nerdy hobby for the powerful princess. The desk's... not quite a wreck, but it's the kind of organized chaos that Elyria's entirely familiar with. A mix of data pads, hand scrawled notes on paper or flimsy, a type of metamaterial that's a reusable 'paper', charts, even posters covering things like weapon design and armor tolerance under impact from those same weapons.
"I'm sorry Aqi I didn't mean to catch you in the middle of working."
"Oh no, it's my fault. I lost track of time and I ah... admit I wasn't expecting to be dressed quite that casually but I was going to be dressing a bit more casually than normal."
Elyria giggles. "And here's me dressing up because I'm worried about being too casual while spending time with a princess!"
Aqi waves the concern off with a delicate motion of her hand. "Oh please. Think nothing of that. Not when it's just us. You're one of my oldest friends that I'm not blood related to... and you know my secret. Not that it's much of a secret anymore. Not among select groups of people anyway. My sister wives and my closest blade sisters all know about my secret identity now after all. It's simply not spoken of frequently, but that doesn't mandate formality for everything. You're just meeting me for hanging out, not being summoned by my mother for an official appearance before the court."
Elyria opens all four of her eyes wide and spreads her wings a bit, feigning shock.
"I don't think I have anything in my wardrobe for an event like that..."
"I shall be sure to shield you from mother's official curiosity to spare you what would no doubt be a very arduous shopping process."
Both women break into giggles, the tension dispelled instantly by the mutual joke.
Elyria gestures to Aqi's desk with a wing.
"So what are you working on? Did you finish the rewrites to the book recasting Vernon Shay and Princess Miro'Noir as Apuk fantasy characters?"
"Ah yes, about a month and a half back. I'll have a proof copy sent to you so you can have a read. My publisher's quite pleased, and the director of the movie's even more pleased with the final result. I'm a little involved with adapting the screenplay but mostly oversight and answering questions, so light work. No, I've started on my new project!"
"Another of your romances?" Elyria spots a prime opportunity to tease her friend a bit. "Perhaps have some ideas on how to spice up scenes now that you have a husband of your own to do 'research' with?"
Aqi blushes but quickly regains control of herself.
"Ah no. Nothing like that. A slightly more serious piece, though it certainly has a romance. It's a historical tale, the story of Princess Mira'Tok, sometimes called the Crownborn. She was the first imperial battle princess. The concept had existed before of course, but Mira'Tok's ascension was the formalization of it as it was brought under the wing of the imperial house."
The name immediately connects with another Apuk Elyria knew of. "Any relation to Princess Miri'Tok?"
"Her direct bloodline ancestor. The Tok family have been bound to the imperial house for a very long time, and are much beloved vassals. Miri'Tok of course being my closest friend besides you, and until recently one of the only people who knew my secret."
"So all the notes...?"
"Some of them are from Miri of course. She asked me personally to write a book, and hopefully a movie, telling Mira'Tok's story, she's become a bit forgotten in modern Apuk society and the Tok clan would dearly like to change that. At the same time they're very protective of that story and their ancestor's legacy."
"As you would expect from a noble Apuk household with such a storied past. So what's all the charts and what have you?"
"I took advantage of my position and requested data from the imperial archives and the imperial armory. The types of armor being used during Mira'Tok's era, how the weapons she used would interact with those armors. I like a good battle scene as much as the next Apuk girl, and for a historical drama I want to ensure that they're authentic."
"Not accurate?"
"For history I maintain authenticity is more important to accuracy. Some will care about exactly how many buttons were on Mira'Tok's blouse, but they are but a few. More however will be taken out of the story if I can't authentically portray Mira'Tok's Serbow as she knew it. What people ate. How they talked. Apuk cuisine has changed quite a bit since Mira'Tok's day. How the weapons and tactics of the time functioned together. It's involved but well worth it for the sake of immersing my audience in a time long past."
"Well you certainly seem like the woman for the job. Miri'Tok must be excited."
"Oh she is. Very much so. I. In fact." Aqi stops for a second and taps her chin. "You could ask her about it yourself if you like. The other princesses and I try to take tea together for enjoyment and companionship instead of business at least once a week. We've recently had a few guests. Would you be interested in attending?"
"...Did you just invite me to a tea party with a bunch of battle princesses?"
Aqi gives her a weak, slightly nervous smile.
"Yes?"
"I'd love to!"
The Apuk warrior's more confident smile returns. "Excellent, I'm sure you'll enjoy your time, and you won't be the only uncrowned head in the room. We've recently started inviting Dar'Vok and Masha'Nelindra to our little girl's club."
"That's going to be a very interesting group of people to be around."
"Of course! Can't have anyone thinking my mother's elite warriors are boring, can we?"
"I suppose not. Still enough about work... shall we... order something unhealthy for us and play some video games perhaps?"
"I know just the thing!"
Elyria grins as she settles back more comfortably in her seat. Perhaps being best friends with a princess was easier than she thought.
First Last Next
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2024.05.01 05:25 Doctor_Arkeville HaremLit Releases for May, Recommendation List for Newbies, Content Guidelines, Discord Link, Authors Link
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HaremLit Authors list of authors, their websites, and Patreons.
Current Banner:
Solar Dragons Need Love Too by Virgil Knightley
News
A large update to the HaremLit Authors post has been made bringing it over two hundred names.
The subreddit rules have been slightly updated with more detail on how they've been enforced.
April 2024 Release Thread
January 2024 Release Thread
December 2023 Release Thread
November 2023 Release Thread
October 2023 Release Thread
September 2023 Release Thread
Moderator Patreon:
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May 2024 Releases
Recommended Works For New Readers:
(Authors chosen from community poll.)
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What is a harem?
Harem as a concept can have many meanings, but in terms of fiction it is most frequently used to represent one person having multiple love interests that are primarily focused on them. There are many ways this can be portrayed that in practice might have very little in common with each other outside of that core element. This community has taken to using the term HaremLit to represent a subgenre of harem fiction that fit within certain additional restrictions. These restrictions are not intended to define Harem itself or what is appropriate outside of trying to reflect the interests and expectations of this community. HaremLit readers are often likely to also enjoy other types of harem stories, even ones that directly "break the rules" of this subreddit. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that as these rules are designed solely to outline what someone can expect when reading the works posted here. Breaking the rules just means a story does not fit the expectations of this community and should not in any way impact the enjoyment or recommendation of it elsewhere. Keeping the works here closely in line with the rules allows our readers to know, in general, what will or will not be included and help avoid elements that they do not want included when reading these specific stories.
Content Guidelines
This subreddit is for the sharing and discussion of HaremLit stories with an emphasis on both words. harem and stories. If there is no harem there should be no post and if there is no story there should be no post. The primary focus and intent is for text based works and the audio renditions of them. Other formats such as manga and anime can also potentially feature a HaremLit relationship and while the related light novels could obviously be acceptable the visual works are to be kept a distant secondary to text and audio books. The occasional thread on thematically appropriate suggestions is allowed at moderator discretion, but at no point is this intended to fill the subreddit with comics and animation.
This subreddit's niche of harem fiction is where multiple women stay physically and romantically exclusive to the main character and harem relationship. While that predominantly will be a physically male main character there are some works that otherwise fit and are generally aimed at the same audience. While there is comparatively little fiction that would have an all female harem and not a physically male main character, the inclusion of such here is treated much like visual mediums and to be kept to a relative minimum.
Harem members may have had past sexual encounters before being in a relationship with the main character. As long as they are not described or shown in detail, such as in a flashback scene, this does not remove a love interest as a viable member of the harem or break Rule One.
The ways the harem members might interact with each other in the harem itself can vary depending on the characters and story or even change over time in those works. Some might include no intimacy between harem members, some may have active or passive cuckqueening, while others may have harem members being romantically or physically intimate with each other.
Works that aren't fantasy or science fiction are allowed within reason as there is enough overlap in the relationship aspects to be generally appreciated by the same audience, but they are not the primary focus of this subreddit. In part they are not explicitly blocked as our regular authors often explore different areas of the market and in general we are going to want to support their HaremLit works across different settings.
Thirty page "stories" of debauchery with a new woman each chapter are not likely to have any actual harem or romantic aspects and would be particularly unlikely to be appropriate for this subreddit's theme.
Recommendations
When responding to requests for recommendations there will at times be works suggested that are not HaremLit. This can stem from a misunderstanding of what is generally considered HaremLit or perhaps trying to best match a very specific request with similar works. Within reason these kinds of responses to requests are allowed, but should both have appropriate disclaimers and not be dramatically opposed to the other expectations of the subreddit.
FFF+
Two core elements of HaremLit is that the size of the harem should reach at least three members in a relationship with the main character simultaneously and that all involved are consenting and aware of the shared nature of the relationship. A work may initially have only one love interest and develop more over time, but having only two love interests long term is a different dynamic than three or more for purposes of being considered HaremLit.
Romance and Intimacy
While the vast majority of the works here will fall under fantasy or science fiction nearly all kinds of harem novels can be considered romance or erotica. An individual may have unique tastes and preferences when it comes to romantic or sexual ideals that cover very wide or narrow options in regards to what appeals to them emotionally or physically. In some circumstances those may not even overlap completely if at all. This community isn't about the entire spectrum of what someone might enjoy reading about and is instead meant to embrace a fairly specific niche.
For the romantic side that primarily focuses on the feelings the harem members have for the main character of the work and not having intimate relationships with others aside from them and potentially the other members of the harem. This is not saying that a more polygamous, swinging, or even cuckolding story is in any way inherently wrong outside of recommending it in this specific community. Those kind of situations, even with the full consent and knowledge of all involved, are a very different type of relationship with their own dynamics and expectations.
On the physical side the HaremLit concept is that in the intimate group at most only the main character with the harem can possess male genitalia. This is not meant in any way to describe what does or does not define gender even within the works posted here. It is solely for purposes of the physical preference of not having male genitalia on a potentially intimate partner in the specific story being considered as HaremLit. Outside of that particular detail there are multiple HaremLit stories that include the concepts of gender and identity without those characters having male genitalia while in a relationship with the main character. Other works may explore the physical aspects of gender in ways that would prevent them from being recommended here, but that does not take away from the desires or needs of those characters in those stories.
Again, these points are elements of the kind of romantic or physical characteristics expected by those reading a HaremLit story and not representative of all the nuances of gender and sexuality.
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HaremLit Authors list of authors, their websites, and Patreons.
Current Banner:
Solar Dragons Need Love Too by Virgil Knightley
News
A large update to the HaremLit Authors post has been made bringing it over two hundred names.
The subreddit rules have been slightly updated with more detail on how they've been enforced.
April 2024 Release Thread
January 2024 Release Thread
December 2023 Release Thread
November 2023 Release Thread
October 2023 Release Thread
September 2023 Release Thread
Moderator Patreon:
Doctor_Arkeville / Maikeruu - Patreon
May 2024 Releases
| Title | Author | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Blades and Shadows | Will Stewart | April 27 |
| Master Class 4 | Virgil Knightley and Annabelle Hawthorne | April 30 |
| Warriors of Valhalla 2 | Tim Steiner | April 30 |
| Backyard Dungeon 15 | Logan Jacobs | April 30 |
| Eternal Dominion 27 | Bern Dean | May 1 |
| The Sacred Seed | Jack Pinkhunter | May 3 |
| Rise of the Necromancer | C.S. Darknight | May 3 |
| Dragon Spirit Hunter 2 | Eric Vall | May 4 |
| System Warrior 2 | Shane Hammond | May 5 |
| Hearthomancy 2 | M.E. Thorne | May 6 |
| Grimoire Thief 3 | Atlas Kane | May 6 |
| Dino Tribes | Marcus Sloss | May 7 |
| Man Made God 006 | Brandon Varnell | May 7 |
| Returner's Defiance 1 | Bruce Sentar | May 7 |
| Backyard Dungeon: UK Edition 3 | Logan Jacobs | May 7 |
| Arcane Lawmaker 1 | Dante King | May 8 |
| Growth Hero 4 | Brent Tyman | May 8 |
| There's a Cat Girl in my Cubicle 1-3 | Austin Beck | May 9 |
| Grand Imperial Prince 1 | Kingsley Khan | May 9 |
| Cultivating Chaos 5 | William D. Arand | May 10 |
| Oathbreaker 2 | Montgomery Quinn | May 10 |
| Goblin Girl Maid Service 1-3 | Landon Scott and Marcus Sloss | May 10 |
| Son Of The Hero King 3 | Hikaru Genji | May 12 |
| Mortal Legend 2 | Trevor Arctus | May 12 |
| Eidolon Master 3 | Eric Vall | May 12 |
| Mundane Life of Monstrous Girls 1 | N. Rodriguez | May 12 |
| Arcane Arctic 1 | Peter North | May 13 |
| Battle Mage 1-3 | Dante King | May 13 |
| Coven King 1 | Virgil Knightley and Edgar Riggs | May 14 |
| Realm Guard 3 | Noah Layton | May 14 |
| Brew Master 3 | Logan Jacobs | May 14 |
| Monster Girl Tamer 1 | Edie Skye and, H.P. Holo | May 16 |
| Galaxy's Embrace 5 | Jon Roberts | May 16 |
| Cosmic Progeny 3 | A.V. Ray | May 16 |
| Monster Frenzy 1 | Nicholas Steam | May 17 |
| Isekai Undercover 3 (9-12) | Warden Locke | May 17 |
| Primal Conjurer 3 | Danny Rogan | May 18 |
| Isekai Herald 4 | Mark Coveny | May 18 |
| Castle Coeds | Eric Vall | May 18 |
| Space Outlaws 1 | Alex Gunner | May 20 |
| Powercard | R.A. Lichblade | May 21 |
| Harem Academy 3 | J. R. Hogan | May 21 |
| Lord Of The Dragon Riders | Marcus Sloss and Turner Tellborn | May 21 |
| AnimeCon Harem 3 | FortySixtyFour | May 22 |
| Weaponsmaster 5 | Phil Aerix | May 23 |
| Otherworld Academy 1-3 | Deacon Frost | May 24 |
| Royal Blooded 3 | F.G. Smith | May 27 |
| Halls of Magic 1 | Annabelle Hawthorne and M.E. Thorne | May 27 |
| King of the Gods 2 | D. R. Rosier | May 28 |
| Isekai Emperor 3 | Michael Dalton and Adam Lance | May 29 |
| My Secret Portal to a Fantasy World 3 | D. Levesque | May 31 |
| Monster Hunter Inc 2 | Dustin Midnight | May 31 |
| Audio Book | Author | Narrator | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Frontier Summoner 5 | Jack Bryce | Renée Nolen and Alfie Syme | April 27 |
| Nosferatu Academy 3 | Virgil Knightley | Hannah Blaire and Patrick DuBois | April 30 |
| Axe Falls 1 | William D. Arand | Rozelyn Rader and Lewis Alexander | April 30 |
| Apex Ascended 1-3 | A.V. Ray | Kat Riley and Andrew Pond | April 30 |
| Aether's Revival 8 | Daniel Schinhofen | Andrea Parsneau | April 30 |
| Goblin Girls Do It Better 2 | Misty Vixen | Ellory Lane | April 30 |
| Dashing Devil 1-3 | G.D. Brooks | Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera | April 30 |
| Royal Blooded 1 | F.G. Smith | Erin Bateman and Andrew Pond | May 2 |
| Blackwood Milk Farm 5 | Eden Redd | Sierra Kline | May 3 |
| Weaponsmaster 2 | Phil Aerix | Kat Riley and Charlie West | May 4 |
| Beneath the Ashes 2 | Misty Vixen | Jessica Threet | May 6 |
| Supernatural Travel Agency 1 | Dante King | Amber Hartt and Jonathan Waters | May 6 |
| Dino Tribes | Marcus Sloss | Cassandra Quinn and Jonathan Waters | May 7 |
| Soulbound 2 | Cassius Lange | Jessica Threet and Gabriel Michael | May 7 |
| Princess Master 6 | Eric Vall | Marissa Parness and Alex Perone | May 8 |
| Astral Odyssey | Jay Aury and Virgil Knightley | Melanie Hastings and Jonathan Waters | May 8 |
| Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy 4 | M.E. Thorne | Erin Bateman and Matt Hicks | May 9 |
| Ard's Oath 2 | Bruce Sentar | Jessica Threet and Chris Boucher | May 9 |
| Looting the 13th Floor 7 | Eric Vall | Sierra Taft and Evan Jordan | May 9 |
| Adam and His Eves 3 | Logan Jacobs | Sierra Taft and JD Tanner | May 9 |
| Chronicles Of Empyrea 1-4 | Michael Dalton | Kat Riley and Byron Ormond | May 9 |
| Succubus Summoner 3 | Virgil Knightley and Annabelle Hawthorne | Faye Bishop and Tom North | May 11 |
| Monster Girl Base 7 | Logan Jacobs | Marissa Parness and Alex Perone | May 11 |
| Welcome to Heathen Row 5 | Logan Jacobs | Sierra Taft and JD Tanner | May 11 |
| Son of the Hero King 1 | Hikaru Genji | Ellory Lane and Sylvester Frost | May 14 |
| Goblin Apocalypse 1-3 | Michael Dalton | Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera | May 16 |
| Magic Girls of Multiverse Inn 5 | Eric Vall | C.C. Thompson and JD Tanner | May 16 |
| Rise My Minions 3 | Logan Jacobs | C.C. Thompson and JD Tanner | May 16 |
| Heavy Metal Mana 2 | Ace Strutton | Melisandre Verte and Patrick Dubois | May 17 |
| Monster Frenzy 1 | Nicholas Steam | Virtual Voice | May 17 |
| Goblin Girl Maid Service 1-3 | Landon Scott and Marcus Sloss | Mandy McCullough | May 17 |
| Monsters Mayhem & Misfits 3 | Jack Spry and Marcus Sloss | Jessica Threet | May 20 |
| Of Dog Volpir and Man | Eric Wesson | Virtual Voice | May 20 |
| Lord of the Dragon Riders | Turner Tellborn and Marcus Sloss | Mia Fothergill and Adam Stubbs | May 21 |
| Deck of Destiny 4 | Dante King | Rozelyn Rader and Lewis Alexander | May 21 |
| Test Subject | A.V. Ray | Kat Riley and Boise Blue | May 22 |
| Isekai Emperor 1 | Michael Dalton and Adam Lance | Mandy McCullough and Chris Harbour | May 23 |
| There's a Dungeon in My Basement 3 | Dante King | Anne Marie Lebeaur and Jack Smith | May 24 |
| Goblin Breeder 4 | Micky Carre | Renée Nolen and Alfie Syme | May 25 |
| Wings and Tails 1 | Isaac Lee | Amber Hartt and Exo Lio | May 27 |
| Quest Master | Hercules West | Erin Bateman and Garrett Finlay | May 28 |
(Authors chosen from community poll.)
- Master Class - Annabelle Hawthorne (ex) (slice-of-life/LitRPG/OP MC)
- Solar Dragons Need Love Too - Virgil Knightley - (ex) (slice-of-life/monster girls/superhero/isekai)
- Saving Supervillains - Bruce Sentar (ex) (Superhero/OP MC)
- Fostering Faust - Randi Darren (ex) (isekai/cunning MC/empire building)
- War Mage Academy - Dante King
- Binding Words - Daniel Schinhofen (ex) (slice-of-life/Irish mythology/isekai)
- Backyard Dungeon - Logan Jacobs
- Heretic Spellblade - K D Robertson (ex) (fantasy/time travel)
- Summoner - Eric Vall
- Raw - Misty Vixen (ex) (tribe building/caveman/survival)
- Tamer: King of Dinosaurs - Michael-Scott Earle (ex) (isekai/empire building/survival/GameLit)
- Demon Hunter - Michael Dalton (ex) (paranormal/urban fantasy)
- Celestine Chronicles - Cebelius (ex) (isekai/dark fantasy/monster girls)
- Lost Fleet - Sarah Hawke (ex) (sci-fi)
- Otherworld Academy - Deacon Frost (ex) (isekai/academy)
(ftb = fade to black)
What is a harem?
Harem as a concept can have many meanings, but in terms of fiction it is most frequently used to represent one person having multiple love interests that are primarily focused on them. There are many ways this can be portrayed that in practice might have very little in common with each other outside of that core element. This community has taken to using the term HaremLit to represent a subgenre of harem fiction that fit within certain additional restrictions. These restrictions are not intended to define Harem itself or what is appropriate outside of trying to reflect the interests and expectations of this community. HaremLit readers are often likely to also enjoy other types of harem stories, even ones that directly "break the rules" of this subreddit. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that as these rules are designed solely to outline what someone can expect when reading the works posted here. Breaking the rules just means a story does not fit the expectations of this community and should not in any way impact the enjoyment or recommendation of it elsewhere. Keeping the works here closely in line with the rules allows our readers to know, in general, what will or will not be included and help avoid elements that they do not want included when reading these specific stories.
Content Guidelines
This subreddit is for the sharing and discussion of HaremLit stories with an emphasis on both words. harem and stories. If there is no harem there should be no post and if there is no story there should be no post. The primary focus and intent is for text based works and the audio renditions of them. Other formats such as manga and anime can also potentially feature a HaremLit relationship and while the related light novels could obviously be acceptable the visual works are to be kept a distant secondary to text and audio books. The occasional thread on thematically appropriate suggestions is allowed at moderator discretion, but at no point is this intended to fill the subreddit with comics and animation.
This subreddit's niche of harem fiction is where multiple women stay physically and romantically exclusive to the main character and harem relationship. While that predominantly will be a physically male main character there are some works that otherwise fit and are generally aimed at the same audience. While there is comparatively little fiction that would have an all female harem and not a physically male main character, the inclusion of such here is treated much like visual mediums and to be kept to a relative minimum.
Harem members may have had past sexual encounters before being in a relationship with the main character. As long as they are not described or shown in detail, such as in a flashback scene, this does not remove a love interest as a viable member of the harem or break Rule One.
The ways the harem members might interact with each other in the harem itself can vary depending on the characters and story or even change over time in those works. Some might include no intimacy between harem members, some may have active or passive cuckqueening, while others may have harem members being romantically or physically intimate with each other.
Works that aren't fantasy or science fiction are allowed within reason as there is enough overlap in the relationship aspects to be generally appreciated by the same audience, but they are not the primary focus of this subreddit. In part they are not explicitly blocked as our regular authors often explore different areas of the market and in general we are going to want to support their HaremLit works across different settings.
Thirty page "stories" of debauchery with a new woman each chapter are not likely to have any actual harem or romantic aspects and would be particularly unlikely to be appropriate for this subreddit's theme.
Recommendations
When responding to requests for recommendations there will at times be works suggested that are not HaremLit. This can stem from a misunderstanding of what is generally considered HaremLit or perhaps trying to best match a very specific request with similar works. Within reason these kinds of responses to requests are allowed, but should both have appropriate disclaimers and not be dramatically opposed to the other expectations of the subreddit.
FFF+
Two core elements of HaremLit is that the size of the harem should reach at least three members in a relationship with the main character simultaneously and that all involved are consenting and aware of the shared nature of the relationship. A work may initially have only one love interest and develop more over time, but having only two love interests long term is a different dynamic than three or more for purposes of being considered HaremLit.
Romance and Intimacy
While the vast majority of the works here will fall under fantasy or science fiction nearly all kinds of harem novels can be considered romance or erotica. An individual may have unique tastes and preferences when it comes to romantic or sexual ideals that cover very wide or narrow options in regards to what appeals to them emotionally or physically. In some circumstances those may not even overlap completely if at all. This community isn't about the entire spectrum of what someone might enjoy reading about and is instead meant to embrace a fairly specific niche.
For the romantic side that primarily focuses on the feelings the harem members have for the main character of the work and not having intimate relationships with others aside from them and potentially the other members of the harem. This is not saying that a more polygamous, swinging, or even cuckolding story is in any way inherently wrong outside of recommending it in this specific community. Those kind of situations, even with the full consent and knowledge of all involved, are a very different type of relationship with their own dynamics and expectations.
On the physical side the HaremLit concept is that in the intimate group at most only the main character with the harem can possess male genitalia. This is not meant in any way to describe what does or does not define gender even within the works posted here. It is solely for purposes of the physical preference of not having male genitalia on a potentially intimate partner in the specific story being considered as HaremLit. Outside of that particular detail there are multiple HaremLit stories that include the concepts of gender and identity without those characters having male genitalia while in a relationship with the main character. Other works may explore the physical aspects of gender in ways that would prevent them from being recommended here, but that does not take away from the desires or needs of those characters in those stories.
Again, these points are elements of the kind of romantic or physical characteristics expected by those reading a HaremLit story and not representative of all the nuances of gender and sexuality.
2024.04.26 14:28 hidanmiller Updated: Bands eliminated from playing Riot Fest by their tour schedule
As we're nearing the lineup release, here's a list of bands eliminated from playing Riot Fest by their tour schedule, either because they'll be someplace 500+ miles away from Douglass Park that weekend, or because they have another date near Chicago this summefall. (Keep in mind that Riot seems to use a sliding scale on their radius restrictions, and makes some exceptions every year.) If something new gets announced or I missed something, post a comment with a link, and I'll update the list.
Big thanks to u/Specialist-Berry-492 for compiling all this info.
Artists eliminated because they have dates over Riot Fest weekend:
AFI
The Airborne Toxic Event
All That Remains
The Avett Brothers
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
The Beaches
Been Stellar
The Bellrays
The Black Keys
Black Veil Brides
Blaqk Audio
The Breeders
Boys Like Girls
Childish Gambino
Chromeo
Coal Chamber
Converge
Culture Club
Dance Gavin Dance
Dashboard Confessional
Denzel Curry
Dinosaur Jr
The Dirty Nil
Dreamcar
Elvis Costello
Everclear
Explosions in the Sky
Falling In Reverse
Father John Misty
Five Finger Death Punch
The Flaming Lips
Folk Implosion
Fontaines DC
Frank Turner
Future Islands
Glass Animals
Gojira
Green Day
Greta Van Fleet
The Grogans
Ice Nine Kills
Idles
James
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Johnny Marr
Killswitch Engage
King Crimson
Korn
Kreator
Kublai Khan TX
Lamp
The Lemon Twigs
The Linda Lindas
Lorna Shore
Lucius
Machine Head
Madness
Mammoth WVH
Marcy's Playground
Megadeth
Melvins
Metallica
The Midnight
Moby
Mr Bungle
Mudvayne
Nails
The National
Neko Case
Ocean Alley
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
Overkill
Paul Weller
Pianos Become the Teeth
Possessed
Pouya
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Pulp
Rancid
The Red Chord
Sebadoh
The Sisters of Mercy
Slackers
Smashing Pumpkins
Social Distortion
Spiritbox
Squeeze
Stars
Sting
Streetlight Manifesto
$uicideBoy$
Taylor Acorn
Tech N9ne
Testament
The The
Tokyo Police Club
Tool
Twenty One Pilots
Twiztid
The Wallflowers
The War on Drugs
Wednesday 13
Weezer
Whitechapel
Willow
Yo La Tengo
The Zutons
Artists unlikely with other dates in Chicagoland:
submitted by hidanmiller to RiotFest [link] [comments]
Big thanks to u/Specialist-Berry-492 for compiling all this info.
Artists eliminated because they have dates over Riot Fest weekend:
AFI
The Airborne Toxic Event
All That Remains
The Avett Brothers
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
The Beaches
Been Stellar
The Bellrays
The Black Keys
Black Veil Brides
Blaqk Audio
The Breeders
Boys Like Girls
Childish Gambino
Chromeo
Coal Chamber
Converge
Culture Club
Dance Gavin Dance
Dashboard Confessional
Denzel Curry
Dinosaur Jr
The Dirty Nil
Dreamcar
Elvis Costello
Everclear
Explosions in the Sky
Falling In Reverse
Father John Misty
Five Finger Death Punch
The Flaming Lips
Folk Implosion
Fontaines DC
Frank Turner
Future Islands
Glass Animals
Gojira
Green Day
Greta Van Fleet
The Grogans
Ice Nine Kills
Idles
James
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Johnny Marr
Killswitch Engage
King Crimson
Korn
Kreator
Kublai Khan TX
Lamp
The Lemon Twigs
The Linda Lindas
Lorna Shore
Lucius
Machine Head
Madness
Mammoth WVH
Marcy's Playground
Megadeth
Melvins
Metallica
The Midnight
Moby
Mr Bungle
Mudvayne
Nails
The National
Neko Case
Ocean Alley
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
Overkill
Paul Weller
Pianos Become the Teeth
Possessed
Pouya
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Pulp
Rancid
The Red Chord
Sebadoh
The Sisters of Mercy
Slackers
Smashing Pumpkins
Social Distortion
Spiritbox
Squeeze
Stars
Sting
Streetlight Manifesto
$uicideBoy$
Taylor Acorn
Tech N9ne
Testament
The The
Tokyo Police Club
Tool
Twenty One Pilots
Twiztid
The Wallflowers
The War on Drugs
Wednesday 13
Weezer
Whitechapel
Willow
Yo La Tengo
The Zutons
Artists unlikely with other dates in Chicagoland:
| Artist | Venue & Date |
|---|---|
| Pixies | Northerly 6/19 |
| Modest Mouse | Northerly 6/19 |
| Cat Power | Northerly 6/19 |
| They Might Be Giants | Vic 6/19 |
| Murder By Death | Durty Nellies 6/19 |
| Wildermiss | Durty Nellies 6/19 |
| Quasi | Lincoln Hall 6/19 |
| Marnie Stern | Lincoln Hall 6/19 |
| Glazed | Cobra Lounge 6/19 |
| The Used | Hard Rock Gary 6/20 |
| Story of the Year | Hard rock Gary 6/20 |
| Violent Femmes | Ravinia 6/21 |
| The Spill Canvas | Bottom Lounge 6/21 |
| Punchline | Bottom Lounge 6/21 |
| Protomartyr | Empty Bottle 6/21 |
| Los Campesinos | Thalia Hall 6/22 |
| Short Fictions | Thalia Hall 6/22 |
| I Am the Avalanche | Bottom Lounge 6/22 |
| Be Well | Bottom Lounge 6/22 |
| Such Gold | Bottom Lounge 6/22 |
| Sludgeworth | Beat Kitchen 6/22 |
| Feral Tact | Beat Kitchen 6/22 |
| The Fray | Brookfield Zoo 6/22 |
| HIRS Collective | Reggies 6/22 |
| Cuss | Reggies 6/22 |
| The Young Fresh Fellows | Hideout 6/22 |
| JC Brooks Band | Off North Shore Skokie 6/22 |
| Aaron West & the Roaring 20s | Bottom Lounge 6/23 |
| Future Teens | Bottom Lounge 6/23 |
| Maura Weaver | Bottom Lounge 6/23 |
| Reverend Horton Heat | Cobra Lounge 6/23 |
| Arrows In Action | Lincoln Hall 6/23 |
| Pedro the Lion | Thalia Hall 6/24 |
| Squirrel Flower | Thalia Hall 6/24 |
| Kurt Vile | Space 6/25 |
| Pallbearer | Thalia Hall 6/26 |
| REZN | Thalia Hall 6/26 |
| The Keening | Thalia Hall 6/26 |
| Dandy Warhols | Metro 6/27 |
| Sisters of Your Sunshine Vapor | Metro 6/27 |
| Hawthorne Heights | Salt Shed 6/28 |
| I See Stars | Salt Shed 6/28 |
| Anberlin | Salt Shed 6/28 |
| Emery | Salt Shed 6/28 |
| This Wild Life | Salt Shed 6/28 |
| Third Eye Blind | Northerly 6/28 |
| Yellowcard | Northerly 6/28 |
| Arizona | Northerly 6/28 |
| The Church | Vic 6/28 |
| The Afghan Whigs | Vic 6/28 |
| Ed Harcourt | Vic 6/28 |
| The Hold Steady | Space 6/28 |
| AJR | Allstate 6/29 |
| mxmtoon | Allstate 6/29 |
| Almost Monday | Allstate 6/29 |
| Metric | Hard Rock Gary 6/29 |
| Venus & the Flytraps | Hard Rock Gary 6/29 |
| Anxious | Avondale Hall 6/29 |
| One Step Closer | Avondale Hall 6/29 |
| Koyo | Avondale Hall 6/29 |
| Prize Horse | Avondale Hall 6/29 |
| The Dog and Everything | Bottom Lounge 6/29 |
| AM Taxi | Bottom Lounge 6/29 |
| Super Happy Fun Club | Bottom Lounge 6/29 |
| Night Spice | Bottom Lounge 6/29 |
| Softcult | Cobra Lounge 6/29 |
| Present | Cobra Lounge 6/29 |
| Counting Crows | Tinley 6/29 |
| Early November | Bottom Lounge 6/30 |
| Spitalfield | Bottom Lounge 6/30 |
| Cliffdiver | Bottom Lounge 6/30 |
| Prince Daddy & the Hyena | Subterranean 7/1 |
| Saturdays at Your Place | Subterranean 7/1 |
| Riley | Subterranean 7/1 |
| Carpool | Subterranean 7/1 |
| Fresh | Beat Kitchen 7/1 |
| Party'z | Beat Kitchen 7/1 |
| Plain White T's | Frontier Days 7/4 |
| Supersuckers | Reggies 7/5 |
| Lords of Altamont | Reggies 7/5 |
| Ravagers | Reggies 7/5 |
| Old 97's | American Music Festival |
| The Jayhawks | American Music Festival |
| Robert Randolph Band | American Music Festival |
| Ha Ha Tonka | American Music Festival |
| Joe Pug | American Music Festival |
| Ike Reilly Assasination | American Music Festival |
| Waco Brothers | American Music Festival |
| My Morning Jacket | Rose on the River |
| Thundercat | Rose on the River |
| Tash Sultana | Rose on the River |
| Vulfpeck | Rose on the River |
| badbadnotgood | Rose on the River |
| Tank & the Bangas | Rose on the River |
| Eidola | Bottom Lounge 7/6 |
| Royal Coda | Bottom Lounge 7/6 |
| Wolf & Bear | Bottom Lounge 7/6 |
| Hoobastank | Frontier Days 7/6 |
| Os Mutantes | Outset 7/7 |
| JXDN | Concord 7/7 |
| Gunnar | Concord 7/7 |
| Lolo | Concord 7/7 |
| Cracker | Space 7/7 |
| Iron & Wine | Salt Shed 7/8 |
| D.R.U.G.S. | Reggies 7/10 |
| Savage Hands | Reggies 7/10 |
| Downswing | Reggies 7/10 |
| The Requiem | Reggies 7/10 |
| Grails | Empty Bottle 7/10 |
| New Pornographers | Old Town School of Folk 7/11 |
| Powerman 5000 | Vixen 7/11 |
| Sponge | Vixen 7/11 |
| Tantric | Vixen 7/11 |
| Barenaked Ladies | Brookfield Zoo 7/12 |
| Pegboy | Metro 7/12 |
| The Arrivals | Metro 7/12 |
| Canadian Rifle | Metro 7/12 |
| Criminal Kids | Metro 7/12 |
| Mother Mother | Northerly Island 7/13 |
| Cavetown | Northerly Island 7/13 |
| Pussy Riot | Outset 7/13 |
| Radar Waves | Sideouts 7/13 |
| Black Lips | Empty Bottle 7/14 |
| Journey | Wrigley 7/15 |
| Def Leppard | Wrigley 7/15 |
| Cheap Trick | Wrigley 7/15 |
| Strand of Oaks | Empty Bottle 7/15 |
| Redd Kross | Lincoln Hall 7/16 |
| Black Pumas | Pitchfork |
| Alanis Morrisette | Pitchfork |
| 100 Gecs | Pitchfork |
| Jeff Rosenstock | Pitchfork |
| De La Soul | Pitchfork |
| Bratmobile | Pitchfork |
| Les Savy Fav | Pitchfork |
| Crumb | Pitchfork |
| Wednesday | Pitchfork |
| Mannequin Pussy | Pitchfork |
| Model/Actriz | Pitchfork |
| Hotline TNT | Pitchfork |
| Unwound | Pitchfork |
| Hobo Johnson | Vic 7/17 |
| Remo Drive | Vic 7/17 |
| BabyJake | Vic 7/17 |
| OFF! | Lincoln Hall 7/18 |
| Mates of State | Subterranean 7/18 |
| Reverend Peyton | Fitzgeralds 7/18 |
| The Queers | Reggies 7/19 |
| Sloppy Seconds | Reggies 7/19 |
| Bollweevils | Reggies 7/19 |
| Raging Nathans | Reggies 7/19 |
| Mae | The Piazza 7/19 |
| Hembree | The Piazza 7/19 |
| Weekend Nachos | Cobra Lounge 7/19 |
| Frozen Soul | Cobra Lounge 7/19 |
| Bulldoze | Cobra Lounge 7/19 |
| Creeping Death | Cobra Lounge 7/19 |
| Hope Conspiracy | Cobra Lounge 7/20 |
| Modern Life is War | Cobra Lounge 7/20 |
| Conservative Military Image | Cobra Lounge 7/20 |
| Waking the Cadaver | Cobra Lounge 7/20 |
| The Maine | Salt Shed 7/20 |
| Mayday Parade | Salt Shed 7/20 |
| The Wonder Years | Salt Shed 7/20 |
| We The Kings | Salt Shed 7/20 |
| Real Friends | Salt Shed 7/20 |
| Knuckle Puck | Salt Shed 7/20 |
| The Summer Set | Salt Shed 7/20 |
| Daisy Grenade | Salt Shed 7/20 |
| Diva Bleach | Salt Shed 7/20 |
| Saw Doctors | Aragon 7/20 |
| Limp Bizkit | Tinley 7/20 |
| Bones | Tinley 7/20 |
| N8Noface | Tinley 7/20 |
| Corey Feldman | Tinley 7/20 |
| Riff Raff | Tinley 7/20 |
| Schoolboy Q | Ramova 7/20 |
| Vanilla Ice | Riveredge Park 7/20 |
| 311 | Salt Shed 7/21 |
| Awolnation | Salt Shed 7/21 |
| Neon Trees | Salt Shed 7/21 |
| I Prevail | Tinley 7/21 |
| Halestorm | Tinley 7/21 |
| Hollywood Undead | Tinley 7/21 |
| Fit For a King | Tinley 7/21 |
| As I Lay Dying | House of Blues 7/21 |
| Chelsea Grin | House of Blues 7/21 |
| Entheos | House of Blues 7/21 |
| Closure in Moscow | Bottom Lounge 7/21 |
| Toehider | Bottom Lounge 7/21 |
| Misery Signals | Avondale Hall 7/24 |
| Oolong | Beat Kitchen 7/24 |
| Newgrounds Death Rugby | Beat Kitchen 7/24 |
| A Day to Remember | Northerly 7/25 |
| The Story So Far | Northerly 7/25 |
| Four Year Strong | Northerly 7/25 |
| Scowl | Northerly 7/25 |
| And So I Watch You from Afar | House of Blues 7/25 |
| Caspian | House of Blues 7/25 |
| Superdrag | Wicker Park Fest |
| All Time Low | Salt Shed 7/26 |
| Courtney Barnett | Out of Space Fest 7/26 |
| Bob Mould | Out of Space Fest 7/26 |
| Pretenders | Chicago Theatre 7/26 |
| Bowling for Soup | Vic 7/26 |
| Keep Flying | Vic 7/26 |
| Eternal Boy | Vic 7/26 |
| Still Woozy | Salt Shed 7/27 |
| Thee Sacred Souls | Out of Space Fest 7/27 |
| St Paul & the Broken Bones | Out of Space Fest 7/27 |
| Jeremie Albino | Out of Space Fest 7/27 |
| Vampire Weekend | Northerly 7/27 |
| Ra Ra Riot | Northerly 7/27 |
| Princess | Northerly 7/27 |
| Local H | Merchant Street Music Fest 7/27 |
| Radkey | Merchant Street Music Fest 7/27 |
| Vertical Horizon | Merchant Street Music Fest 7/27 |
| Gin Blossoms | Brookfield Zoo 7/27 |
| Breathe Carolina | Sound-Bar 7/27 |
| Lambrini Girls | Sleeping Village 7/27 |
| Guster | Out of Space Fest 7/28 |
| The Lone Bellow | Out of Space Fest 7/28 |
| Devon Gilfillian | Out of Space Fest 7/28 |
| The War And Treaty | Thalia Hall 7/28 |
| Irontom | Beat Kitchen 7/28 |
| Stick Figure | Salt Shed 7/30 |
| Soja | Salt Shed 7/30 |
| Scene Queen | Concord 7/30 |
| Magnolia Park | Concord 7/30 |
| The Home Team | Concord 7/30 |
| Stand Atlantic | Concord 7/30 |
| Honey Revenge | Concord 7/30 |
| Letdown | Concord 7/30 |
| Snõõper | Empty Bottle 7/30 |
| DIIV | Thalia Hall 7/30 |
| The Killers | Lollapalooza |
| Blink 182 | Lollapalooza |
| Deftones | Lollapalooza |
| Pierce the Veil | Lollapalooza |
| Killer Mike | Lollapalooza |
| TV Girl | Lollapalooza |
| Hippo Campus | Lollapalooza |
| Two Door Cinema Club | Lollapalooza |
| Vince Staples | Lollapalooza |
| Kevin Abstract | Lollapalooza |
| In This Moment | Lollapalooza |
| The Last Dinner Party | Lollapalooza |
| Waterparks | Lollapalooza |
| Destroy Boys | Lollapalooza |
| Cults | Lollapalooza |
| Fleshwater | Lollapalooza |
| Militarie Gun | Lollapalooza |
| Slow Pulp | Lollapalooza |
| Worry Club | Lollapalooza |
| Brigitte Calls Me Baby | Lollapalooza |
| Wolves of Glendale | Lollapalooza |
| The Verve Pipe | Roberts Westside 8/3 |
| Beach Boys w/ John Stamos | Ravinia 8/7 |
| Bush | Northerly 8/7 |
| Jerry Cantrell | Northerly 8/7 |
| Candlebox | Northerly 8/7 |
| Green Jelly | Hobart Art Theatre 8/7 |
| The Convalescence | Hobart Art Theatre 8/7 |
| Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit | Ravinia 8/8 |
| Buffalo Tom | Metro 8/8 |
| Pantera | Soldier Field 8/9 |
| The Revivalists | Salt Shed 8/9 |
| Flipturn | Salt Shed 8/9 |
| Hootie & the Blowfish | Tinley 8/9 |
| Collective Soul | Tinley 8/9 |
| Fear | Reggies 8/10 |
| Giuda | Reggies 8/10 |
| 30 Seconds to Mars | Northerly 8/10 |
| AFI | Northerly 8/10 |
| Poppy | Northerly 8/10 |
| Kennyhoopla | Northerly 8/10 |
| Stray Cats | Hard Rock Gary 8/10 |
| SeeYouSpaceCowboy | Bottom Lounge 8/10 |
| Callous Daoboys | Bottom Lounge 8/10 |
| Iration | Salt Shed 8/11 |
| Pepper | Salt Shed 8/11 |
| Indigo Girls | Ravinia 8/11 |
| Cage the Elephant | UIC 8/14 |
| Young the Giant | UIC 8/14 |
| Bakar | UIC 8/14 |
| Stacked Like Pancakes | Reggies 8/14 |
| Robot Civil War | Reggies 8/14 |
| Dang!t | Reggies 8/14 |
| Rude Echoes | Reggies 8/14 |
| Mad Caddies | Reggies 8/15 |
| Creed | Tinley 8/16 |
| 3 Doors Down | Tinley 8/16 |
| Finger Eleven | Tinley 8/16 |
| Santigold | Concord 8/17 |
| The Struts | Riviera 8/17 |
| Barns Courtney | Riviera 8/17 |
| Juvenile | Radius 8/17 |
| O.A.R. | Ravinia 8/23 |
| Fitz and the Tantrums | Ravinia 8/23 |
| Built to Spill | Metro 8/23 |
| Kittie | Concord 8/23 |
| VCTMS | Concord 8/23 |
| Conquer Divide | Concord 8/23 |
| Incubus | Allstate 8/24 |
| Coheed and Cambria | Allstate 8/24 |
| Dillinger Escape Plan | Salt Shed 8/24 |
| The World is a Beautiful Place | Salt Shed 8/24 |
| No Men | Salt Shed 8/24 |
| The Roots | Ravinia 8/24 |
| Digable Planets | Ravinia 8/24 |
| Arrested Development | Ravinia 8/24 |
| La Luz | Subterranean 8/26 |
| Why? | Outset 8/28 |
| Glen Hansard | Salt Shed 8/28 |
| Gaslight Anthem | Salt Shed 8/29 |
| Joyce Manor | Salt Shed 8/29 |
| Pinkshift | Salt Shed 8/29 |
| Bikini Kill | Salt Shed 8/30 |
| T-Pain | Tinley 8/30 |
| Pearl Jam | Wrigley 8/31 |
| King Gizzard & guest | Northerly 9/1 |
| Geese | Northerly 9/1 |
| Powerwolf | Vic 9/3 |
| Unleash the Archers | Vic 9/3 |
| Suicide Machines | Bottom Lounge 9/6 |
| Hey Smith | Bottom Lounge 9/6 |
| Kill Lincoln | Bottom Lounge 9/6 |
| Bad Operation | Bottom Lounge 9/6 |
| Peter Hook | Riviera 9/7 |
| The Lox | Concord 9/7 |
| Avril Lavigne | Northerly 9/10 |
| Simple Plan | Northerly 9/10 |
| Girlfriends | Northerly 9/10 |
| Live | Northerly 9/11 |
| Stone Temple Pilots | Northerly 9/11 |
| Soul Asylum | Northerly 9/11 |
| Dirty Heads | Rise Up McHenry 9/12 |
| Sublime with Rome | Rise Up McHenry 9/12 |
| Ted Leo & the Pharmacists | Metro 9/14 |
| Soft Kill | Bottom Lounge 9/14 |
| Beton Arme | Bottom Lounge 9/14 |
| Goth Babe | Salt Shed 9/15 |
| Ritt Momney | Salt Shed 9/15 |
| Crash Test Dummies | City Winery 9/19 |
| Sigur Ros | Auditorium Theatre 9/21 |
| Thievery Corporation | Outset 9/28 |
| Sunny Day Real Estate | House of Blues 9/24 |
| Lake Street Dive | Salt Shed 9/26 |
| Badflower | Riviera 9/27 |
| Slothrust | Riviera 9/27 |
| American Football | Thalia Hall 9/27 |
| Kneecap | Concord 9/27 |
| Kings of Leon | Northerly 9/28 |
| Phantogram | Northerly 9/28 |
| Previous Industries | Schubas 9/28 |
| Spirit of the Beehive | Outset 9/28 |
| Fugitive | Reggies 9/28 |
| Brain Bleed | Reggies 9/28 |
| Snuffed | Reggies 9/28 |
| Till Lindemann | Aragon 9/29 |
| Twin Temple | Aragon 9/29 |
| PJ Harvey | Salt Shed 9/30 |
| Bob Vylan | Subterranean 10/1 |
| Mt Joy | Salt Shed 10/3 |
| Yard Act | Metro 10/4 |
| Toad the Wet Sprocket | Northwestern U 10/5 |
| Duster | Thalia Hall 10/9 |
| Dirty Art Club | Thalia Hall 10/9 |
| Nada Surf | Thalia Hall 10/10 |
| Office Dog | Thalia Hall 10/10 |
| Illuminati Hotties | Lincoln Hall 10/10 |
| Daffo | Lincoln Hall 10/10 |
| Boris | Ramova 10/11 |
| Starcrawler | Ramova 10/11 |
| Superchunk | Lincoln Hall 10/15 |
| Nothing But Thieves | Aragon 10/16 |
| Sports Team | Aragon 10/16 |
| Rise Against | Salt Shed 10/18 |
| Osees | Thalia Hall 10/18 |
| Iguana Death Cult | Thalia Hall 10/18 |
| Hinds | Thalia Hall 10/21 |
| Iron Maiden | Allstate 10/24 |
| The Hu | Allstate 10/24 |
| Enter Shikari | Bottom Lounge 10/25 |
| You Me At Six | Bottom Lounge 10/25 |
| Yours Truly | Bottom Lounge 10/25 |
| Lawrence | Aragon 10/25 |
| The Go! Team | Lincoln Hall 10/28 |
| Drive By Truckers | House of Blues 11/1 |
| The Garden | Aragon 11/7 |
| Animals As Leaders | House of Blues 11/10 |
| Front 242 | Metro 11/15 |
| Underoath | Salt Shed 11/24 |
| Static Dress | Salt Shed 11/24 |
| The Blood Brothers | Thalia Hall 12/20 |
2024.04.24 12:52 mytitfell0ff skinwalker.
I’m Native American and I HEAVILY believe in skinwalkers. You’re not meant to say their name out loud. I live in southern Oklahoma in the woods smack buttfuck middle of nowhere. It’s 5am and I’m drunk, I told my dog vixen to come inside since she had been out for a while, when she came to the door she was acting weird as if she was tweaking, shaking, not acting normal and energetic like she is. When I let her in she ran faster than I’ve ever seen her run before as if “she” was running from something , or me. I was observing her for about 5 minutes when I realized she did not look right, she looked sick. I was walking her out trying to get her to go back outside then I looked at her and said “oh nah. You’re not my fucking dog.” She jumped on the couch and off and circled me for a second and I thought it was about to attack me before she ran outside I swear I saw this “dog” creature thing stand up on two legs when she ran off a little far and I kid you not she actually faded away like disappeared just like that. I’m so scared I’m about to piss myself but it’s also because I’m 7 beers in.
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2024.04.21 05:25 Ok_Dream9695 Dog and Cat Names I Have Known
DOGS
Beau
Butter
Fozzie
Hoagie
King
Linus
Max
Sky
Quincy
Wizard
Wrigley
CATS
Dawn
Groucho
Mimi
Mitzi and Schatzi (German for "sweetheart")
Princess and Sunshine
Sable
Salem
Tiger and Smokey
Tony
Venus, Vinny, and Vixen
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Beau
Butter
Fozzie
Hoagie
King
Linus
Max
Sky
Quincy
Wizard
Wrigley
CATS
Dawn
Groucho
Mimi
Mitzi and Schatzi (German for "sweetheart")
Princess and Sunshine
Sable
Salem
Tiger and Smokey
Tony
Venus, Vinny, and Vixen
2024.04.17 02:57 BunnyBoiEthos [BB] Bunny's Pokémon Big Brother: Mazda's House of Villains (The Season)
The time has come! You have all been waiting for this moment for a while now and I can finally deliver! In just a few moments I, the luxurious Mazda, will step into the house to compete against fifteen other of the most dastardly villains known to this game. Be amazed as you watch and learn how the true contenders out play their competition. Rest assured; this will be the greatest season of reality TV show history yet! And as always before we go we have a quick refresh of the cast…
Mazda's House of Villains
Meet the Cast:
Averetta the Salazzle a.k.a. the Ringleader
Daenerys the Serperior a.k.a. the Vengeful Queen
Dread the Druddigon a.k.a. the Bully
Cyclone the Vivillon a.k.a. the Olympian
Ivana the Volcarona a.k.a. the Muckraker
Overlord the Spewpa a.k.a. the Accomplice
Lulu the Luvdisc a.k.a. the Movie Star
Mazda the Scolipede a.k.a. the Investor
Paloma the Vileplume a.k.a. the Prosecutor
Professor Bane the Crobat a.k.a. the Professor
Rockefeller the Dwebble a.k.a. the Baron
Vanity the Espathra a.k.a. the Corporate Vixen
Veena the Arbok a.k.a. the Model
Vomittar the Muk a.k.a. the Contamination
Xavi the Voltorb a.k.a. the Grifter
Zephyr the Dustox a.k.a. the Stunt Actor
Intro: H-hello? Are we…we live? Oh we are? Oh! Welcome all to Bunn—Mazda’s House of Villains! It is I, Bunny, your host for this adventure! And do not worry, there is no fine print keeping me trapped here in the studio to help while Mazda competes! Let’s go to the house and finally see our contestants enter the house! We go now to... wait what??? THEY GOT THEIR OWN PRIVATE ISLAND FOR THIS???? Um—I mean yes the Centipede Corps private island located off the coast of Undella town in Unova. Hey isn’t there an underwater ruin there? Anyways, we tune in now to see a series of jetties, helicopters, and boats settle in at the island.
Right as the get on the island, Dread goes to attack the Prof who deftly dodges. He is only stopped by Vomittar whose muck traps him. Looks like we have some tensions already. But just like tensions, some villains have some freidnships already. But will these alliances stick or does Rockefeller intend on betraying Overlord again? We will find out. Meanwhile, the first HOH is beginning! This sponsorship filled tourney is hardly recognizable but it appears to be a surfboard themed endurance competition. Veena of course does well as does Dany. Cyclone the athlete and Zephyr the Stuntman compete really well as well. But in the end, Cyclone comes out victorious.
Entering the house, Zephyr and Veena commend each other on their strong competition and decide they would be a good duo but they have to keep it secret and branch out. They agree on Lulu as a good ally too. Zephyr gets Rockefeller to join him but the Baron is wary of the easy alliance so makes a side deal with Mazda. Mazda keeps an ear on the house and realizes Lulu and Veena are in the center, so he gets in close with Veena. Cyclone puts up strong competitors on the block with Paloma and Zephyr. At the veto ceremony, Cyclone uses houseguests’ choice to choose her brother, Overlord, to compete. He fumbles the ball and the veto comes down to the two nominees. But to Zephyr’s surprise, Paloma pulls out all of the stops and wins, proving she is so much tougher than season 1.
Cyclone decides that her brother is too threatening with his brain and puts him up next to Zephyr, intending to get a strong social player out first. The week continues very affably, with all of the evildoers plotting in the shadows but being quiet up front. One notable conversation sees Dread and Dany connect the dots about their mutual benefiters who sold them out to bounty hunters but can’t figure out the exact name. Leading up to the eviction, Veena agrees to save Zephyr as do the duo of Vanity and Paloma. But Mazda did work with Lulu and Rockefeller to cut off the center of the house so they could be in control. At the first eviction ceremony, Zephyr is confident his alliance will pull through but is shocked when he is blindsided and evicted first.
** the chicken is out the nest, I repeat, the chicken has flown the coop** Why are we calling it the coop? **I did not decide on these code names, sir, I am simply the messenger** Okay… well thank you for your valuable info, poison powder. **hopefully we will get more in the coming weeks**
Week 2: Wow what a shocking blindside on week 1, it can only get better from here! The HOH becomes super important for the next round, with lines already being drawn and confused. Veena guns for it and is surprised when Lulu is going strong next to her. But it is Vanity who wins the competition and HOH. Her and Paloma reflect on the status of the house and read the pulse well with their combined intuition. Rockefeller and Vomm end up as the scapegoats and go up. The veto is a blowout with Xavi beating both nominees. Rockefeller tries to strike a deal with Xavi to save him but the orb knows all of the tricks and spins it on him, lashing out at his bad faith deals. Cyclone and Overlord reconcile after last week and realize brain and brawn together is better. Vanity tries to further her place in the house by getting in close with primadonna Lulu. Dread continues to get sources from Ave realizing she was sold out as well and it is likely Vomittar was but he needs to save Vomittar to find out. This strong push is counter to a strong push from Lulu and Mazda who want to silence Vomittar and save Rockefeller. At the eviction ceremony, it is enough of a push when they recruit Dany as well and Rockefeller is sent packing.
**moonlight here, looks like twister has reached the inner sanctum but there’s some sort of puzzle lock on the door** That’s not good. We have to find someone who can solve that. Someone who likes ruins. **affirmative, sir, our scouts may know just the bird**
Week 3: These first two weeks have been turbulent and the power structures keep losing out. This HOH is important but could see more leaders fall. Dread guns to win the HOH to continue getting info but him and Vomm are not enough when Veena sees herself against them. She finally wins her first HOH. Much to Dread’s dismay, she puts up Dany. She also puts up Paloma for being too aloof and probably smart or something. Dread and Ave decide to work towards their mystery and team up. Overlord spies this and blackmails them into an alliance with him and Cyclone. At the veto, Dany beats Ave and Veena. Though Veena gets a tip from Cyclone about the criminal’s alliance and replaces Dany with Ave. The criminals decide to pull through with operation chaos to make sure the vote stays going to Paloma. Knowing Veena finds Vanity very standoffish, Overlord flips mattresses all over the house to blame it on Vanity. Ave also steals one of Paloma’s belongings and gives it to Lulu, who breaks it thinking it’s Ave’s. Some more chaos leads to Xavi having a meltdown. At the eviction ceremony, everyone is so worn out over the chaos that no one has flipped to Ave. The hail mary is successful and Paloma is sent packing.
**poison powder here, there has been a hitch in the plan. we may need to use bird’s eye view surveillance now.** Poison Powder your efforts are commended but you must keep yourself out of harms way.
Week 4: The next HOH begins and it’s the wall comp! Doing surprisingly well, Mazda and Vomm face off to the end until Mazda finally drops. Vomm wins the HOH. Dread and Ave try to take the opportunity to get information from Vomm in the HOH room but he rebuffs them and is actually happy he got caught. As such, he has no qualms about putting up Dany on the block next to Ivana, the social butterfly. Vomm uses his houseguest choice at the veto to pick Lulu, solidifying his allegiance to her side of the house. When She wins the veto, she returns the favor by not using it and keeping his nominations. Dany lashes out at Lulu for her deception and running the house but Lulu acts like the victim and causes Dany to fly into a rage. Her anger leads to her breaking a ton of items around the house and even Dread admits keeping her would be risky. Ave tries to push for her to stay but Overlord convinces her that she has no new information. At the eviction ceremony, only Ave votes to save Dany, and the grass snake goes home.
**flamethrower, come in, ancient power has cracked the code and allowed for ttwister to make progress. we are sending in flash to survey the place** Copy that, have her send camera feeds to Calm Mind **affirmative, sir, we are looking into that now**
Week 5: The next HOH is a snow ball rolling competition and Veena continues to set herself off as a physical threat with her second HOH win. Veena puts up Ave and Vanity due to both of them being the most visible social players in the game and their potential connection from their season. Ave selects Cyclone in the veto to try and give Veena a stronger run in the veto. But as strong competition as they are together, Veena comes out and wins again. The stress of his search falling apart, Dread has a loud meltdown. Overlord and Cyclone decide they might need to jump the sinking ship and begin trying to branch out more. Overlord reaches out to Ivana and the Prof to reconnect and have a non-major side alliance. Cyclone schmoozes up to Lulu to get in the center structure of the house. Vomm finishes the push against the criminals by being another push against Ave. At the eviction ceremony, a combination of Vomm voting Ave and Overlord flipping sees Ave as the final pre-juror.
Week 6: The jury phase has started and the house is muddier than ever. Mazda is still in the house and firmly at the center so it looks like I’m stuck here hosting for a while longer. The next HOH is a knockout round where the winner eliminates others from the game. It comes down to Xavi and Bane and Bane wins the final round and the HOH. Having clued into Overlord flipping, he puts him up next to Xavi. Vanity struts around the house arrogantly which gets on everyone’s nerves. She believes herself untouchable. At the veto, Dread is selected to play and wins it. He saves his ally Overlord and Vanity is put up by Bane, who sees through her manipulative game. Veena is appalled as she was starting to want to keep Vanity. She gets in a huge fight with Bane about why they need to keep her as a jury goat. Though she is rattled, Vanity switches gears to being super sweet and kind to everyone and turning on the corporate narcissism. Due to this, and Xavi slowly crumbling under the pressure of the game, Xavi is sent to the jury shed unceremoniously.
** calm-mind I have reached another lock. but I can hear noise on the other side. The electrical currents are stronger right here** Copy that, Flash, I can sense a cavern north of where you are, looks like you can navigate through there to find another entrance. **got it, I will keep you updated**
Week 7: The next HOH is the infamous contaminated water HOH. Vomm was literally born for this competition and easily trounces it. Dread and Vanity are the easy weekly targets. Dread goes up to Lulu, who considers him an ally, to try and get another week of life in the game. She reveals that Vomm is getting too powerful and he needs to go soon. Dread wins the veto competition and saves himself. Vomm wants to narrow the pool of strong competitors and reveals his plan all along was to backdoor Veena. Veena is dejected and tries to turn to Vanity for friendship, but to her dismay, Vanity has turned her act on her, screaming at her for being an awful friend. She only has the Prof to turn to I this time of sadness. Lulu and Mazda, meanwhile, are scrambling though, as Veena helps them stay in the center of the house dynamics. They try hard to keep but with Vanity’s act, enough villains want to see the chaos and Veena is eliminated in 9th place.
Double Eviction!:>! Surprise!!!! This double eviction is happening really early this time! Isn’t that devious? In a shocking and karmic twist, Vanity wins the HOH. She puts Ivana up next to the Prof, who was Veena’s close ally and her new target. Dread wins the veto and doesn’t use it, hoping to see his old rival finally evicted from the game. But at the vote, Overlord cannot resist the urge to betray his other former ally and keep enough big dogs in the game for him to ride the coattails of and turns on his alliance and Ivana, sending her home as the second victim. !<
**moonlight, this is twister, we are making progress on the bust but we need another scout with water traveling capabilities to make it happen** Moonlight, this is Poison Powder speaking, we also need you to do something for us that you might not be happy about…
Week 9: Everyone is shocked at the rogue vote that broke a tie that should have existed and people begin to panic. One who doesn’t panic, is the Prof, who knows he survived by the skin of his teeth. He yakes advantage of the panic to win HOH. Overlord pins the rogue vote on Lulu and she loses the trust of her incredibly disloyal allies. The Prof puts Dread on the block as his former rival who he knows is gunning for him. He also puts up Overlord, who he has figured out saved him as a game move. And he wants that stupid move to be his last big game move. At the veto, Dread uses his pent-up rage to destroy the competition and win it. He saves himself and claims he will figure out just how the Prof turned on him and betrayed him outside of the game. Mazda pivots to the Professor and the two bond again. They look through their options and decide that Vomm has the next most power in the game so he goes up next to Overlord. Lulu sees her loss of power and has a monstrous tantrum throughout the week. The Professor gloats to Dread that his closest ally turned against him and voted to save the Prof. Dread is incensed but holds in his rage. At the eviction ceremony, Overlord sees his overplay bite him in the butt when Dread flips on him and sends him home.
**absolutely not** Moonlight its of major importance to the success of the plan. **I have not spoken to them in years. they broke me and are not trustworthy. is dizzy punch not enough?** If she was enough would we be asking you to find S—uh let’s call them Morning Sun. **…. fine but I am not happy about this.** We don’t need happiness, just success.
Week 10: At the next HOH, a lot of power players are gunning for this important power. But Dread uses his anger to solidify his spot in the final 6 and as the dominant power player in the game. Cyclone decides to form a side alliance with the house divas, Lulu and Vanity. But she then goes to Dread and says that Lulu tried to get her to join an alliance. She hopes that Dread will turn his anger from the Prof to Lulu, allowing the bat to last longer in the game and send Dread home. This works when Dread puts Lulu and Vomm up next to each other. Unfortunately for her, Lulu goes on to win veto. She saves herself and the Prof goes up. Cyclone goes into panic mode and goes to Dread about how the Prof is actually the one he needs to keep, with Vomm still having secrets. The Professor confirms this but won’t give any details. Meanwhile, Lulu goes on the offensive, being super sweet again and cleaning up Vomm’s mess around the house. Causing the sludge to lash out. Dread gives Vomm one more chance to tell him all he knows about the person who betrayed him and turned him in but the puddle spits in his face. At the eviction ceremony, Cyclone votes for the Professor to force a tie. Then, Dread shocks absolutely everyone by voting to evict Vomm from the game.
Double Eviction Part 2!: Oh yeah! We have a second double eviction! Isn’t that even MORE devious??? Tonight 7 goes to 5! Dread is unable to compete in the HOH but he gets to watch his best ally Cyclone win. Cyclone decides that the Prof and Dread will keep teasing each other but never send the other home quick enough she bites the bullet and puts Mazda up next to the Prof, with a secret plan to backdoor an ally if a nominee wins veto. She is lucky when Mazda ends up winning. She puts the dragon up next to the bat and the two rivals see each other on the block. Unfortunately for the dragon, Vanity and Mazda both have closer ties to the Professor (and his sponsors) so they choose to evict Dread. He refuses to leave and claws his way to stay in the house. The Professor gloats about his victory over the Bully again and says he will never beat him. Together with Cyclone, the two make a big gust to sweep away the shell-shocked Bully.
** flamethrower, this is calm mind. it looks like the plans are falling into place. finale night is when we make our move.** Excellent, every operative is in place? **yes sir. moonlight and poison powder are awaiting their deployment. ancient power and flash are in the caverns with the action team. morning sun and dizzy punch are preparing the net.** And off the coast? Did we find another operative there? ** yes sir. twister is awaiting with aurora beam** Excellent. And our target? **still in the house sir. we may have to capture every last one of them** I was hoping it would not come to this but we have a solid plan. **flamethrower, sir, we might have to be on ground duty ourselves** I feared as much, Calm Mind. This might be our last communication for a while. **we will get them sir. don’t worry.** Worrying is not in my nature.
Week 11: The five house guests left may seem friendly but they have all been trying very hard to make close ties throughout the house to succeed in this endgame. Cyclone needed Vanity or Lulu to win the HOH but Mazda goes on to win it. He recognizes Cyclone’s strong moves and puts her up next to Vanity, if only because the Prof and Lulu bring him more money. The veto is won by the Prof, who initially does not want to use it. However, he realizes that of the trio of girls, one of them has to work with him if she stays and the others do not. He saves Cyclone, forcing Mazda to put Lulu on the block. The two gals try to out nice the other all week by doing chores and cooking or acting super nice. Cyclone goes to the Prof to admit his move to keep her was very strategic and very smart because she has to work with him now, but he also has to work with her. They decide to let Mazda ruin one of his votes by forcing another tie. Mazda considers evicting Vanity but leans into his corporate Greed and evicts Lulu instead.
Week 12: the top four HOH comes down to a quiz comp that Cyclone stands no chance in. She relies on the Prof but he fumbles worse than she did, causing her to become suspicious. Vanity ends up winning it. The Prof reveals he voted Lulu to try and save Vanity and she is swayed to keep him. Cyclone and Mazda become the initial nominees. Cyclone realizes the Professor used the tie vote against her and tries desperately to win the veto. Unfortunately, Mazda wins it. The Prof is put up next to Cyclone and he smirks, knowing Mazda would keep him over her. At the eviction ceremony, he is proven correct when Mazda votes to evict Cyclone.
The Reunion: The Jurors are brought out of the Jury shed and into the finale night set, an impressive beach set full of fire and tiki torches! The jurors are sat out nice on their chairs and encouraged to speak about their experience in the house and who they think will win the game. Tensions don’t seem as high as they should be for being trapped in a shed for weeks but the eliminated houseguests do talk eventually. Veena goes first to gripe about how everyone in the house was really good at lying and playing nice for a bunch of villains. She pinpoints Lulu as someone who had a lot more power than she realized. Lulu smiles and calls her an idiot for not realizing it sooner. Vomm steps in to point out that Lulu’s allies all turned on her with a long way left in the game and she was never going to make it to the end. He claims that she left too many strong players in the game and was incapable of winning a competition herself, especially next to the big bully, Dread. Speaking of Dread, he is muzzled and tied up, but is growling angrily the whole time. Through his muzzle he growls out how the Professor and Cyclone will never see another daylight if he has his way. Cyclone, who is sitting right next to him, flutters away next to her brother. The two admit that they allied with Dread mostly to see the Professor leave but they both got outplayed by him. Veena pipes up again to say how Vanity also used her manipulation against many of them to survive the block next to them. In fact, in a game of villains, it’s the smartest and most manipulative to survive. Xavi admits that Mazda has no chance sitting next to Vanity or the Professor as they both survived off of their brains and survival instinct while Mazda simply headed a Ponzi scheme.
Final HOH: The jurors are shown part 1 of the final HOH, a log rolling competition which Vanity epically fails. After a long bout, the Professor says that he is up against two corporate overlords and, as a representative for education everywhere, he must win. Mazda laughs and sweeps him into the water. Vomm laughs, noting that the Prof was never going to win a physical endurance competition and his bold words were a bit mis-timed. Xavi hushes him as part two starts. The Prof and Vanity must complete a maze of previously evicted houseguests and competitions the fastest. The Prof, who spearheaded proper studying techniques, easily crushes Vanity in that competition. Lulu cringes when Vanity is revealed to have taken so long that the timer broke. The final 3 are then brought out of the house for part 3 of the final HOH, where they see the jury in front of them. Mazda puts on a concerned smile but the Professor stays focused. In the final jury-based competition, the Professor wins it, becoming the Final HOH. Back in the house, he gets to decide which of Mazda or vanity becomes the final juror. He goes on a preamble about how his biggest competition is already out of the house and he only won to ensure he had a bigger impact on the game. He flips a coin and it lands on heads. He evicts Mazda as the final Juror.
Reunion Part 2: As Mazda exits his house, I don’t get a rest from hosting as this is finale night. But the pre-jurors are flown in on helicopters so that’s pretty cool. Rockefeller steps off and nods at Ivana. They both send a daggering stare at Overlord, who winces having betrayed them both. Dany, Ave, and Zephyr enter the stage shortly after. Ave and Dany reveal they are actually close friends after how crazy the season was. They tell Dread that bygones can be bygones and he can still be in their little troupe if he pleases once he calms down. Zephyr is quiet the whole time, seemingly looking for something in the distance. Paloma starts to ramble about how she wasn’t given much of a chance to succeed and that she was evicted because of her ally and not herself. Ivana stops her and reminds her she is on a show about the villains, she stood no chance with a heroic mindset.
The Final 2 Face the Jury: The Prof and Vanity face the jury, both putting on their most affably evil personas. They go off claiming their moves in the game. Vanity’s big strategy involved sucking up to everyone and putting herself first all the time. She survived the block next to Ave and Xavi because of it, and turned the tables on Veena using that strategy. When Overlord asks her who she would have broken the tie for if he didn’t flip his vote, she says obviously the Professor would not be there. The Prof claims his strategy was reactionary. He waited for his opponents to make moves and then played the perfect counter to them. He cites putting Overlord on the block even though he voted to save him as not allowing Overlord to keep credit for a big move. He also points out that he used several tie votes to his favor including causing Vanity to put Cyclone up at the Final 4 because of his position in the tie. When Lulu asks him what would have happened if she won HOH instead of Vanity, the Prof says he would have lied but also, Lulu stood no chance at that HOH. Cyclone asks the Prof why he never took a shot at Dread and he says the dragon was setting up his own game to fail. Plus, he knew one of his allies would eventually want to turn on him. He gives Cyclone a wink as he says this. She shrinks a bit. Mazda asks Vanity if she truly saw him as a big asset to her game and she says that his power and strength in the game was what allowed her to get as far as she did. Xavi rolls his eyes.
The Jury Votes: Xavi says that one villain out-villained all of the rest of them and deserves the win. Veena says she has two allies up in the final two but one of them had her back all the time, which even villains need. Ivana says that both finalists would make excellent stories to write but one of them has an easier tale to tell. Overlord comes right out and says he got outplayed and recognizes it. Vomm commends the finalist who played the most chaotically. Dread grumbles through his muzzle but we can’t tell what he said. Lulu shines and sparkles as she walks to the voting booth and silently casts her vote. Cyclone flutters over and echoes her brother’s sentiment that to beat the best, you have to be the best, and she got beat. Mazda goes last and thanks the final 2 for an amazing program. He knows the rating will go through the roof and they will be picked up for a second season. And the winner is…
Winner: The Professor
Runner-Up: Vanity
Fan-Favorite: Cyclone
My Favorites: Cyclone, Overlord, the Prof, Vanity, Dread
My Thoughts: This season definitely lived up to the hype as an All-Villains season. No one played a truly loyal game and the winner was someone with no true close allies by his own volition. Everyone played viciously and backstabbed or manipulated and it was glorious. The crumbling criminal’s alliance was of course a highlight. And the revival of the Dread and Professor rivalry was fun to see happen again. But to watch as Cyclone unwittingly played into the Professor’s hand by getting Dread to keep him was amazing. Cyclone was a true power player who made a ton of strong moves in the game and could have won if she won just one more competition at the end. I think a Cyclone and Professor final 2 would have been even more epic, but he did not want to risk that and it was epic when he pulled his tie against her. Dread was not who I expected to be running the strongest alliances of the house but I guess he had a demanding presence this time around. And of course watching Lulu come back at full Lulu diva force was epic, even if her game fell apart. Overall, my personal favorite season!
What’s next?: Well that was an exciting first season of Mazda’s House of Villains and at this rate it will be picked up for a second seas—wait whats that? Is that…Stellar Guard in the Jury Shed? But how did he…? And April too??? Wait a minute it looks like Paloma is opening the doors to the house to let Pokémon Police to the stage along with Tiny and Peeps? Naomi is tugging a boat and Dayley Jane is rounding up the villains. Who is that up by the moon? Zephyr is flying with…Seraphina! The two are spreading a big ole net all over the stage with the help of Lora and they are wrangling everyone! Mazda your villainy is over! “And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
I am finally free! Admittedly Mazda is a great producer but that fine print and those NDAs really threwoff my mojo. But I have plenty of ideas for future seasons and am reinvigorated to see the next set of newbies enter the next house! But first, lets go see all of these dastardly villains sent home in cuffs!
**calm mind—er--april here, it worked out actually quite well that mazda left the house so late for story reasons, but we have checked and no riggory or cheating was detected on his part. turns out he actually was good at the game this time around. wait there's a silhouette flying towards the moon. did we miss one? oh well... it can't be that serious... i hope**
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Mazda's House of Villains
Meet the Cast:
Averetta the Salazzle a.k.a. the Ringleader
Daenerys the Serperior a.k.a. the Vengeful Queen
Dread the Druddigon a.k.a. the Bully
Cyclone the Vivillon a.k.a. the Olympian
Ivana the Volcarona a.k.a. the Muckraker
Overlord the Spewpa a.k.a. the Accomplice
Lulu the Luvdisc a.k.a. the Movie Star
Mazda the Scolipede a.k.a. the Investor
Paloma the Vileplume a.k.a. the Prosecutor
Professor Bane the Crobat a.k.a. the Professor
Rockefeller the Dwebble a.k.a. the Baron
Vanity the Espathra a.k.a. the Corporate Vixen
Veena the Arbok a.k.a. the Model
Vomittar the Muk a.k.a. the Contamination
Xavi the Voltorb a.k.a. the Grifter
Zephyr the Dustox a.k.a. the Stunt Actor
Intro: H-hello? Are we…we live? Oh we are? Oh! Welcome all to Bunn—Mazda’s House of Villains! It is I, Bunny, your host for this adventure! And do not worry, there is no fine print keeping me trapped here in the studio to help while Mazda competes! Let’s go to the house and finally see our contestants enter the house! We go now to... wait what??? THEY GOT THEIR OWN PRIVATE ISLAND FOR THIS???? Um—I mean yes the Centipede Corps private island located off the coast of Undella town in Unova. Hey isn’t there an underwater ruin there? Anyways, we tune in now to see a series of jetties, helicopters, and boats settle in at the island.
Right as the get on the island, Dread goes to attack the Prof who deftly dodges. He is only stopped by Vomittar whose muck traps him. Looks like we have some tensions already. But just like tensions, some villains have some freidnships already. But will these alliances stick or does Rockefeller intend on betraying Overlord again? We will find out. Meanwhile, the first HOH is beginning! This sponsorship filled tourney is hardly recognizable but it appears to be a surfboard themed endurance competition. Veena of course does well as does Dany. Cyclone the athlete and Zephyr the Stuntman compete really well as well. But in the end, Cyclone comes out victorious.
Entering the house, Zephyr and Veena commend each other on their strong competition and decide they would be a good duo but they have to keep it secret and branch out. They agree on Lulu as a good ally too. Zephyr gets Rockefeller to join him but the Baron is wary of the easy alliance so makes a side deal with Mazda. Mazda keeps an ear on the house and realizes Lulu and Veena are in the center, so he gets in close with Veena. Cyclone puts up strong competitors on the block with Paloma and Zephyr. At the veto ceremony, Cyclone uses houseguests’ choice to choose her brother, Overlord, to compete. He fumbles the ball and the veto comes down to the two nominees. But to Zephyr’s surprise, Paloma pulls out all of the stops and wins, proving she is so much tougher than season 1.
Cyclone decides that her brother is too threatening with his brain and puts him up next to Zephyr, intending to get a strong social player out first. The week continues very affably, with all of the evildoers plotting in the shadows but being quiet up front. One notable conversation sees Dread and Dany connect the dots about their mutual benefiters who sold them out to bounty hunters but can’t figure out the exact name. Leading up to the eviction, Veena agrees to save Zephyr as do the duo of Vanity and Paloma. But Mazda did work with Lulu and Rockefeller to cut off the center of the house so they could be in control. At the first eviction ceremony, Zephyr is confident his alliance will pull through but is shocked when he is blindsided and evicted first.
** the chicken is out the nest, I repeat, the chicken has flown the coop** Why are we calling it the coop? **I did not decide on these code names, sir, I am simply the messenger** Okay… well thank you for your valuable info, poison powder. **hopefully we will get more in the coming weeks**
Week 2: Wow what a shocking blindside on week 1, it can only get better from here! The HOH becomes super important for the next round, with lines already being drawn and confused. Veena guns for it and is surprised when Lulu is going strong next to her. But it is Vanity who wins the competition and HOH. Her and Paloma reflect on the status of the house and read the pulse well with their combined intuition. Rockefeller and Vomm end up as the scapegoats and go up. The veto is a blowout with Xavi beating both nominees. Rockefeller tries to strike a deal with Xavi to save him but the orb knows all of the tricks and spins it on him, lashing out at his bad faith deals. Cyclone and Overlord reconcile after last week and realize brain and brawn together is better. Vanity tries to further her place in the house by getting in close with primadonna Lulu. Dread continues to get sources from Ave realizing she was sold out as well and it is likely Vomittar was but he needs to save Vomittar to find out. This strong push is counter to a strong push from Lulu and Mazda who want to silence Vomittar and save Rockefeller. At the eviction ceremony, it is enough of a push when they recruit Dany as well and Rockefeller is sent packing.
**moonlight here, looks like twister has reached the inner sanctum but there’s some sort of puzzle lock on the door** That’s not good. We have to find someone who can solve that. Someone who likes ruins. **affirmative, sir, our scouts may know just the bird**
Week 3: These first two weeks have been turbulent and the power structures keep losing out. This HOH is important but could see more leaders fall. Dread guns to win the HOH to continue getting info but him and Vomm are not enough when Veena sees herself against them. She finally wins her first HOH. Much to Dread’s dismay, she puts up Dany. She also puts up Paloma for being too aloof and probably smart or something. Dread and Ave decide to work towards their mystery and team up. Overlord spies this and blackmails them into an alliance with him and Cyclone. At the veto, Dany beats Ave and Veena. Though Veena gets a tip from Cyclone about the criminal’s alliance and replaces Dany with Ave. The criminals decide to pull through with operation chaos to make sure the vote stays going to Paloma. Knowing Veena finds Vanity very standoffish, Overlord flips mattresses all over the house to blame it on Vanity. Ave also steals one of Paloma’s belongings and gives it to Lulu, who breaks it thinking it’s Ave’s. Some more chaos leads to Xavi having a meltdown. At the eviction ceremony, everyone is so worn out over the chaos that no one has flipped to Ave. The hail mary is successful and Paloma is sent packing.
**poison powder here, there has been a hitch in the plan. we may need to use bird’s eye view surveillance now.** Poison Powder your efforts are commended but you must keep yourself out of harms way.
Week 4: The next HOH begins and it’s the wall comp! Doing surprisingly well, Mazda and Vomm face off to the end until Mazda finally drops. Vomm wins the HOH. Dread and Ave try to take the opportunity to get information from Vomm in the HOH room but he rebuffs them and is actually happy he got caught. As such, he has no qualms about putting up Dany on the block next to Ivana, the social butterfly. Vomm uses his houseguest choice at the veto to pick Lulu, solidifying his allegiance to her side of the house. When She wins the veto, she returns the favor by not using it and keeping his nominations. Dany lashes out at Lulu for her deception and running the house but Lulu acts like the victim and causes Dany to fly into a rage. Her anger leads to her breaking a ton of items around the house and even Dread admits keeping her would be risky. Ave tries to push for her to stay but Overlord convinces her that she has no new information. At the eviction ceremony, only Ave votes to save Dany, and the grass snake goes home.
**flamethrower, come in, ancient power has cracked the code and allowed for ttwister to make progress. we are sending in flash to survey the place** Copy that, have her send camera feeds to Calm Mind **affirmative, sir, we are looking into that now**
Week 5: The next HOH is a snow ball rolling competition and Veena continues to set herself off as a physical threat with her second HOH win. Veena puts up Ave and Vanity due to both of them being the most visible social players in the game and their potential connection from their season. Ave selects Cyclone in the veto to try and give Veena a stronger run in the veto. But as strong competition as they are together, Veena comes out and wins again. The stress of his search falling apart, Dread has a loud meltdown. Overlord and Cyclone decide they might need to jump the sinking ship and begin trying to branch out more. Overlord reaches out to Ivana and the Prof to reconnect and have a non-major side alliance. Cyclone schmoozes up to Lulu to get in the center structure of the house. Vomm finishes the push against the criminals by being another push against Ave. At the eviction ceremony, a combination of Vomm voting Ave and Overlord flipping sees Ave as the final pre-juror.
Week 6: The jury phase has started and the house is muddier than ever. Mazda is still in the house and firmly at the center so it looks like I’m stuck here hosting for a while longer. The next HOH is a knockout round where the winner eliminates others from the game. It comes down to Xavi and Bane and Bane wins the final round and the HOH. Having clued into Overlord flipping, he puts him up next to Xavi. Vanity struts around the house arrogantly which gets on everyone’s nerves. She believes herself untouchable. At the veto, Dread is selected to play and wins it. He saves his ally Overlord and Vanity is put up by Bane, who sees through her manipulative game. Veena is appalled as she was starting to want to keep Vanity. She gets in a huge fight with Bane about why they need to keep her as a jury goat. Though she is rattled, Vanity switches gears to being super sweet and kind to everyone and turning on the corporate narcissism. Due to this, and Xavi slowly crumbling under the pressure of the game, Xavi is sent to the jury shed unceremoniously.
** calm-mind I have reached another lock. but I can hear noise on the other side. The electrical currents are stronger right here** Copy that, Flash, I can sense a cavern north of where you are, looks like you can navigate through there to find another entrance. **got it, I will keep you updated**
Week 7: The next HOH is the infamous contaminated water HOH. Vomm was literally born for this competition and easily trounces it. Dread and Vanity are the easy weekly targets. Dread goes up to Lulu, who considers him an ally, to try and get another week of life in the game. She reveals that Vomm is getting too powerful and he needs to go soon. Dread wins the veto competition and saves himself. Vomm wants to narrow the pool of strong competitors and reveals his plan all along was to backdoor Veena. Veena is dejected and tries to turn to Vanity for friendship, but to her dismay, Vanity has turned her act on her, screaming at her for being an awful friend. She only has the Prof to turn to I this time of sadness. Lulu and Mazda, meanwhile, are scrambling though, as Veena helps them stay in the center of the house dynamics. They try hard to keep but with Vanity’s act, enough villains want to see the chaos and Veena is eliminated in 9th place.
Double Eviction!:>! Surprise!!!! This double eviction is happening really early this time! Isn’t that devious? In a shocking and karmic twist, Vanity wins the HOH. She puts Ivana up next to the Prof, who was Veena’s close ally and her new target. Dread wins the veto and doesn’t use it, hoping to see his old rival finally evicted from the game. But at the vote, Overlord cannot resist the urge to betray his other former ally and keep enough big dogs in the game for him to ride the coattails of and turns on his alliance and Ivana, sending her home as the second victim. !<
**moonlight, this is twister, we are making progress on the bust but we need another scout with water traveling capabilities to make it happen** Moonlight, this is Poison Powder speaking, we also need you to do something for us that you might not be happy about…
Week 9: Everyone is shocked at the rogue vote that broke a tie that should have existed and people begin to panic. One who doesn’t panic, is the Prof, who knows he survived by the skin of his teeth. He yakes advantage of the panic to win HOH. Overlord pins the rogue vote on Lulu and she loses the trust of her incredibly disloyal allies. The Prof puts Dread on the block as his former rival who he knows is gunning for him. He also puts up Overlord, who he has figured out saved him as a game move. And he wants that stupid move to be his last big game move. At the veto, Dread uses his pent-up rage to destroy the competition and win it. He saves himself and claims he will figure out just how the Prof turned on him and betrayed him outside of the game. Mazda pivots to the Professor and the two bond again. They look through their options and decide that Vomm has the next most power in the game so he goes up next to Overlord. Lulu sees her loss of power and has a monstrous tantrum throughout the week. The Professor gloats to Dread that his closest ally turned against him and voted to save the Prof. Dread is incensed but holds in his rage. At the eviction ceremony, Overlord sees his overplay bite him in the butt when Dread flips on him and sends him home.
**absolutely not** Moonlight its of major importance to the success of the plan. **I have not spoken to them in years. they broke me and are not trustworthy. is dizzy punch not enough?** If she was enough would we be asking you to find S—uh let’s call them Morning Sun. **…. fine but I am not happy about this.** We don’t need happiness, just success.
Week 10: At the next HOH, a lot of power players are gunning for this important power. But Dread uses his anger to solidify his spot in the final 6 and as the dominant power player in the game. Cyclone decides to form a side alliance with the house divas, Lulu and Vanity. But she then goes to Dread and says that Lulu tried to get her to join an alliance. She hopes that Dread will turn his anger from the Prof to Lulu, allowing the bat to last longer in the game and send Dread home. This works when Dread puts Lulu and Vomm up next to each other. Unfortunately for her, Lulu goes on to win veto. She saves herself and the Prof goes up. Cyclone goes into panic mode and goes to Dread about how the Prof is actually the one he needs to keep, with Vomm still having secrets. The Professor confirms this but won’t give any details. Meanwhile, Lulu goes on the offensive, being super sweet again and cleaning up Vomm’s mess around the house. Causing the sludge to lash out. Dread gives Vomm one more chance to tell him all he knows about the person who betrayed him and turned him in but the puddle spits in his face. At the eviction ceremony, Cyclone votes for the Professor to force a tie. Then, Dread shocks absolutely everyone by voting to evict Vomm from the game.
Double Eviction Part 2!: Oh yeah! We have a second double eviction! Isn’t that even MORE devious??? Tonight 7 goes to 5! Dread is unable to compete in the HOH but he gets to watch his best ally Cyclone win. Cyclone decides that the Prof and Dread will keep teasing each other but never send the other home quick enough she bites the bullet and puts Mazda up next to the Prof, with a secret plan to backdoor an ally if a nominee wins veto. She is lucky when Mazda ends up winning. She puts the dragon up next to the bat and the two rivals see each other on the block. Unfortunately for the dragon, Vanity and Mazda both have closer ties to the Professor (and his sponsors) so they choose to evict Dread. He refuses to leave and claws his way to stay in the house. The Professor gloats about his victory over the Bully again and says he will never beat him. Together with Cyclone, the two make a big gust to sweep away the shell-shocked Bully.
** flamethrower, this is calm mind. it looks like the plans are falling into place. finale night is when we make our move.** Excellent, every operative is in place? **yes sir. moonlight and poison powder are awaiting their deployment. ancient power and flash are in the caverns with the action team. morning sun and dizzy punch are preparing the net.** And off the coast? Did we find another operative there? ** yes sir. twister is awaiting with aurora beam** Excellent. And our target? **still in the house sir. we may have to capture every last one of them** I was hoping it would not come to this but we have a solid plan. **flamethrower, sir, we might have to be on ground duty ourselves** I feared as much, Calm Mind. This might be our last communication for a while. **we will get them sir. don’t worry.** Worrying is not in my nature.
Week 11: The five house guests left may seem friendly but they have all been trying very hard to make close ties throughout the house to succeed in this endgame. Cyclone needed Vanity or Lulu to win the HOH but Mazda goes on to win it. He recognizes Cyclone’s strong moves and puts her up next to Vanity, if only because the Prof and Lulu bring him more money. The veto is won by the Prof, who initially does not want to use it. However, he realizes that of the trio of girls, one of them has to work with him if she stays and the others do not. He saves Cyclone, forcing Mazda to put Lulu on the block. The two gals try to out nice the other all week by doing chores and cooking or acting super nice. Cyclone goes to the Prof to admit his move to keep her was very strategic and very smart because she has to work with him now, but he also has to work with her. They decide to let Mazda ruin one of his votes by forcing another tie. Mazda considers evicting Vanity but leans into his corporate Greed and evicts Lulu instead.
Week 12: the top four HOH comes down to a quiz comp that Cyclone stands no chance in. She relies on the Prof but he fumbles worse than she did, causing her to become suspicious. Vanity ends up winning it. The Prof reveals he voted Lulu to try and save Vanity and she is swayed to keep him. Cyclone and Mazda become the initial nominees. Cyclone realizes the Professor used the tie vote against her and tries desperately to win the veto. Unfortunately, Mazda wins it. The Prof is put up next to Cyclone and he smirks, knowing Mazda would keep him over her. At the eviction ceremony, he is proven correct when Mazda votes to evict Cyclone.
The Reunion: The Jurors are brought out of the Jury shed and into the finale night set, an impressive beach set full of fire and tiki torches! The jurors are sat out nice on their chairs and encouraged to speak about their experience in the house and who they think will win the game. Tensions don’t seem as high as they should be for being trapped in a shed for weeks but the eliminated houseguests do talk eventually. Veena goes first to gripe about how everyone in the house was really good at lying and playing nice for a bunch of villains. She pinpoints Lulu as someone who had a lot more power than she realized. Lulu smiles and calls her an idiot for not realizing it sooner. Vomm steps in to point out that Lulu’s allies all turned on her with a long way left in the game and she was never going to make it to the end. He claims that she left too many strong players in the game and was incapable of winning a competition herself, especially next to the big bully, Dread. Speaking of Dread, he is muzzled and tied up, but is growling angrily the whole time. Through his muzzle he growls out how the Professor and Cyclone will never see another daylight if he has his way. Cyclone, who is sitting right next to him, flutters away next to her brother. The two admit that they allied with Dread mostly to see the Professor leave but they both got outplayed by him. Veena pipes up again to say how Vanity also used her manipulation against many of them to survive the block next to them. In fact, in a game of villains, it’s the smartest and most manipulative to survive. Xavi admits that Mazda has no chance sitting next to Vanity or the Professor as they both survived off of their brains and survival instinct while Mazda simply headed a Ponzi scheme.
Final HOH: The jurors are shown part 1 of the final HOH, a log rolling competition which Vanity epically fails. After a long bout, the Professor says that he is up against two corporate overlords and, as a representative for education everywhere, he must win. Mazda laughs and sweeps him into the water. Vomm laughs, noting that the Prof was never going to win a physical endurance competition and his bold words were a bit mis-timed. Xavi hushes him as part two starts. The Prof and Vanity must complete a maze of previously evicted houseguests and competitions the fastest. The Prof, who spearheaded proper studying techniques, easily crushes Vanity in that competition. Lulu cringes when Vanity is revealed to have taken so long that the timer broke. The final 3 are then brought out of the house for part 3 of the final HOH, where they see the jury in front of them. Mazda puts on a concerned smile but the Professor stays focused. In the final jury-based competition, the Professor wins it, becoming the Final HOH. Back in the house, he gets to decide which of Mazda or vanity becomes the final juror. He goes on a preamble about how his biggest competition is already out of the house and he only won to ensure he had a bigger impact on the game. He flips a coin and it lands on heads. He evicts Mazda as the final Juror.
Reunion Part 2: As Mazda exits his house, I don’t get a rest from hosting as this is finale night. But the pre-jurors are flown in on helicopters so that’s pretty cool. Rockefeller steps off and nods at Ivana. They both send a daggering stare at Overlord, who winces having betrayed them both. Dany, Ave, and Zephyr enter the stage shortly after. Ave and Dany reveal they are actually close friends after how crazy the season was. They tell Dread that bygones can be bygones and he can still be in their little troupe if he pleases once he calms down. Zephyr is quiet the whole time, seemingly looking for something in the distance. Paloma starts to ramble about how she wasn’t given much of a chance to succeed and that she was evicted because of her ally and not herself. Ivana stops her and reminds her she is on a show about the villains, she stood no chance with a heroic mindset.
The Final 2 Face the Jury: The Prof and Vanity face the jury, both putting on their most affably evil personas. They go off claiming their moves in the game. Vanity’s big strategy involved sucking up to everyone and putting herself first all the time. She survived the block next to Ave and Xavi because of it, and turned the tables on Veena using that strategy. When Overlord asks her who she would have broken the tie for if he didn’t flip his vote, she says obviously the Professor would not be there. The Prof claims his strategy was reactionary. He waited for his opponents to make moves and then played the perfect counter to them. He cites putting Overlord on the block even though he voted to save him as not allowing Overlord to keep credit for a big move. He also points out that he used several tie votes to his favor including causing Vanity to put Cyclone up at the Final 4 because of his position in the tie. When Lulu asks him what would have happened if she won HOH instead of Vanity, the Prof says he would have lied but also, Lulu stood no chance at that HOH. Cyclone asks the Prof why he never took a shot at Dread and he says the dragon was setting up his own game to fail. Plus, he knew one of his allies would eventually want to turn on him. He gives Cyclone a wink as he says this. She shrinks a bit. Mazda asks Vanity if she truly saw him as a big asset to her game and she says that his power and strength in the game was what allowed her to get as far as she did. Xavi rolls his eyes.
The Jury Votes: Xavi says that one villain out-villained all of the rest of them and deserves the win. Veena says she has two allies up in the final two but one of them had her back all the time, which even villains need. Ivana says that both finalists would make excellent stories to write but one of them has an easier tale to tell. Overlord comes right out and says he got outplayed and recognizes it. Vomm commends the finalist who played the most chaotically. Dread grumbles through his muzzle but we can’t tell what he said. Lulu shines and sparkles as she walks to the voting booth and silently casts her vote. Cyclone flutters over and echoes her brother’s sentiment that to beat the best, you have to be the best, and she got beat. Mazda goes last and thanks the final 2 for an amazing program. He knows the rating will go through the roof and they will be picked up for a second season. And the winner is…
Winner: The Professor
Runner-Up: Vanity
Fan-Favorite: Cyclone
My Favorites: Cyclone, Overlord, the Prof, Vanity, Dread
My Thoughts: This season definitely lived up to the hype as an All-Villains season. No one played a truly loyal game and the winner was someone with no true close allies by his own volition. Everyone played viciously and backstabbed or manipulated and it was glorious. The crumbling criminal’s alliance was of course a highlight. And the revival of the Dread and Professor rivalry was fun to see happen again. But to watch as Cyclone unwittingly played into the Professor’s hand by getting Dread to keep him was amazing. Cyclone was a true power player who made a ton of strong moves in the game and could have won if she won just one more competition at the end. I think a Cyclone and Professor final 2 would have been even more epic, but he did not want to risk that and it was epic when he pulled his tie against her. Dread was not who I expected to be running the strongest alliances of the house but I guess he had a demanding presence this time around. And of course watching Lulu come back at full Lulu diva force was epic, even if her game fell apart. Overall, my personal favorite season!
What’s next?: Well that was an exciting first season of Mazda’s House of Villains and at this rate it will be picked up for a second seas—wait whats that? Is that…Stellar Guard in the Jury Shed? But how did he…? And April too??? Wait a minute it looks like Paloma is opening the doors to the house to let Pokémon Police to the stage along with Tiny and Peeps? Naomi is tugging a boat and Dayley Jane is rounding up the villains. Who is that up by the moon? Zephyr is flying with…Seraphina! The two are spreading a big ole net all over the stage with the help of Lora and they are wrangling everyone! Mazda your villainy is over! “And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
I am finally free! Admittedly Mazda is a great producer but that fine print and those NDAs really threwoff my mojo. But I have plenty of ideas for future seasons and am reinvigorated to see the next set of newbies enter the next house! But first, lets go see all of these dastardly villains sent home in cuffs!
**calm mind—er--april here, it worked out actually quite well that mazda left the house so late for story reasons, but we have checked and no riggory or cheating was detected on his part. turns out he actually was good at the game this time around. wait there's a silhouette flying towards the moon. did we miss one? oh well... it can't be that serious... i hope**
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INSPIRATION: Vixen from DC Comics.
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2024.04.08 14:04 OTH_Stats_Bot 2023 Week 25 PF Rankings
OVERALL POINTS LEADERS - Who has scored the most points this season?
| Rank | League | Team | User | PF |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Niedermayer | Jumbo Joe Stroking It | costcostan | 5404.45 |
| 2 | Dionne | Lavender Hayes | akacesfan | 5208.75 |
| 3 | Yzerman | Noddan HC | noddan | 5178.9 |
| 4 | Roy | Hockey Style | tgmills | 5162.2 |
| 5 | Gretzky | Eat your Cale, kids | bruinhawks | 5148.05 |
| 6 | Hasek | Tarasenkyu Very Much | ch1zzle | 5131.8 |
| 7 | Gretzky | Kreider Hard | BluntForce19 | 5094.5 |
| 8 | Brodeur | Pimpin' Ain't Parise | Woppa | 5092.35 |
| 9 | Roy | Vancity Express | nickfrompitt | 5031.0 |
| 10 | Roy | Every Little Thing Skjei Does Is Magic | Kovellen | 4997.85 |
| 11 | Gretzky | Gourdemember | GusZ | 4995.0 |
| 12 | Brodeur | I love it when they call me big Zacha | ronan00 | 4952.1 |
| 13 | Jagr | Trey B | TreyBien | 4932.4 |
| 14 | Jagr | Bukhockey | slaw47 | 4929.6 |
| 15 | Jagr | Big Johnsons | barrill | 4914.4 |
| 16 | Brodeur | Chicken and Raffls | funkyquasar | 4909.1 |
| 17 | Gretzky | Jacked Huge ft Jimmy Stu | SPRX97 | 4895.45 |
| 18 | Lemieux | Puppies on Ice | TooManyPuppies | 4893.65 |
| 19 | Gretzky | Democratic People's Republic of Kariya | kjohnm | 4892.3 |
| 20 | Hasek | Teach Me How to Dougie | hholysheet | 4880.35 |
| 21 | Brodeur | Zero Fox given, Dahlin | DonPaita | 4855.15 |
| 22 | Gretzky | Putting On The Foil | Uncledonny | 4849.6 |
| 23 | Brodeur | Queen Anne's Lake Monsters | MWHazard | 4843.45 |
| 24 | Gretzky | tooslow | tooproforyou | 4836.75 |
| 25 | Dionne | Appies and Nappies | ndjolt02 | 4834.05 |
| 26 | Gretzky | Denim Chicken | sleeptalkerz | 4826.05 |
| 27 | Niedermayer | Coffin Flop | MSteve | 4823.6 |
| 28 | Roy | Shes'jerkin My Knob | gumbosious | 4820.6 |
| 29 | Lidstrom | Crunchy Leafs | Degradation | 4812.95 |
| 30 | Gretzky | Solar Bears | friendo | 4809.6 |
| 31 | Orr | Cinderalla Story | tom1251 | 4808.6 |
| 32 | Dionne | Flying Zambonis | Cannon49 | 4799.3 |
| 33 | Brodeur | The Super Marner'o Bros. | Rhyme-Thyme | 4799.2 |
| 34 | Jagr | Cow Tipping Mafia | ImminentFate | 4787.25 |
| 35 | Leetch | dingers on ice | yokieran | 4785.45 |
| 36 | Gretzky | Seattle Freeze | christhrowrocks | 4776.8 |
| 37 | Hasek | Ogie Ogilthorpe | marcram | 4754.0 |
| 38 | Hasek | D2? Very Knies! | Edgies | 4751.65 |
| 39 | Hasek | crome | cromz | 4750.95 |
| 40 | Lidstrom | Bennings Legacy | Tableu | 4733.75 |
| 41 | Niedermayer | Weekend at Bernie's | jmans | 4726.25 |
| 42 | Niedermayer | Byzantine Politics | sinisstar | 4721.1 |
| 43 | Roy | falco1002 | chaopw2010 | 4718.05 |
| 44 | Jagr | Bert and Erne | Howe_U_Doin | 4703.2 |
| 45 | Yzerman | Divorced Guys | bruceitup | 4701.0 |
| 46 | Roy | Big Yellow Machine Never Breaks | rdknott | 4680.85 |
| 47 | Dionne | Give me your phone | jaywilly | 4676.6 |
| 48 | Dionne | Lucic and Chong | itsme242 | 4672.45 |
| 49 | Orr | No Regretzkys | Coys8811 | 4672.3 |
| 50 | Yzerman | NorlandoBloom | NorlandoBloom | 4666.45 |
| 51 | Brodeur | Sheldon Queefe | Cyperone | 4665.75 |
| 52 | Dionne | Mac Doughties | mnm501288 | 4659.35 |
| 53 | Hasek | DropTheGloves | DropTheGloves | 4654.0 |
| 54 | Roy | Kuchie Kuchie Stu | concini | 4642.8 |
| 55 | Hasek | On the DeBrinc of McDeath | unexpgrav | 4631.3 |
| 56 | Gretzky | Apple Seider Vinegar | benzene96 | 4605.75 |
| 57 | Bourque | Bunch of Kunitz | yalittlehip | 4585.15 |
| 58 | Hasek | The Green Bastards | Canadianheel | 4581.6 |
| 59 | Dionne | My Barkov is Worse than my Bitekov | leapinliz | 4570.95 |
| 60 | Yzerman | Gritty Gritty Bang Bang | MorphineSmile | 4569.35 |
| 61 | Orr | Five Tool to the Five Hole | TheAndyRichter | 4566.1 |
| 62 | Yzerman | Snappin' Twigs | SergeantBBQ | 4561.6 |
| 63 | Yzerman | Net Sticks and Chill | bwemonts | 4558.7 |
| 64 | Lemieux | Sticks Zadina | SPEMason | 4557.95 |
| 65 | Brodeur | Dumplers | ShinyLeprechaun | 4543.5 |
| 66 | Yzerman | Mighty Pigs | yoshirider2136 | 4535.45 |
| 67 | Bourque | Poopsburg Wieners | slipnip69 | 4532.25 |
| 68 | Hasek | Sburb's High Lifes | sburbine | 4527.3 |
| 69 | Jagr | Making Boldy Moves | Penaltyshot4 | 4519.0 |
| 70 | Roy | Team | ponch101 | 4506.55 |
| 71 | Brodeur | Nope | Tsunkatse | 4501.15 |
| 72 | Lemieux | The Ides of Marchand | CTonyJab | 4498.95 |
| 73 | Lemieux | Slappin' Aho | LiquidRolosons | 4497.85 |
| 74 | Brodeur | Morehitz Seider | jddeppe | 4491.8 |
| 75 | Leetch | Big Stick Energy | Echo354 | 4486.05 |
| 76 | Niedermayer | Ghost Kreiders | rak1865 | 4484.25 |
| 77 | Niedermayer | Blue Line Bandits | khansense | 4482.55 |
| 78 | Bourque | Biscotti's buds | Biscotti | 4481.2 |
| 79 | Yzerman | Rytiri Kladno | Schenley | 4480.45 |
| 80 | Roy | Frolunda HC | FCBcn19 | 4480.4 |
| 81 | Bourque | Deep Blue | PlainGuy1018 | 4479.45 |
| 82 | Lidstrom | Failure HC | NightHawk15 | 4472.15 |
| 83 | Yzerman | Djoosy Dangles | DubJee | 4465.6 |
| 84 | Hasek | Makes High Lifes | Big_make | 4462.45 |
| 85 | Orr | Team AdroitNinja | AdroitNinja | 4462.45 |
| 86 | Brodeur | Blizzard of Ozzie | sickboy1965 | 4461.6 |
| 87 | Gretzky | I'm Bringing Sakic Back | dzibanche | 4460.0 |
| 88 | Bourque | Not Radko, Not Gudas | Swankey | 4440.1 |
| 89 | Dionne | Hertl's Turtles | Kiwsu | 4435.55 |
| 90 | Lemieux | Spartacats | Khaki_Scout | 4430.35 |
| 91 | Roy | RL Exotics | ckroyal92 | 4414.7 |
| 92 | Lidstrom | ZavCongratz | Wuibot | 4411.05 |
| 93 | Lemieux | Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Ron | bs_eng | 4403.6 |
| 94 | Jagr | How Are Ya Now? | Thomsco | 4397.8 |
| 95 | Jagr | If I Ran the Zoo | Kattsumoto | 4390.05 |
| 96 | Bourque | Homeless Dads | Tom_Jane | 4381.8 |
| 97 | Leetch | Wyld Stallyns | Wyld-Stallyns | 4377.6 |
| 98 | Gretzky | TBD | RalJTK | 4372.8 |
| 99 | Yzerman | Lunch at the Babcock's | Winnipeguy | 4371.8 |
| 100 | Lemieux | No Reimer Reason | D0WNW4rD | 4365.6 |
| 101 | Gretzky | Getrektzky | Boboombang | 4326.6 |
| 102 | Roy | Hockey888 | hotoatmeal | 4299.75 |
| 103 | Lidstrom | RIP Heatley's Ferrari | SHTTNwTHINKIN | 4291.55 |
| 104 | Orr | Up and Around the Benn | jagoe_unchained | 4275.95 |
| 105 | Hasek | Book Hockey | TwoPlanks | 4274.35 |
| 106 | Lemieux | DingleBarrie's | jacouzzie | 4274.05 |
| 107 | Hasek | The Larkness Monsters | RonDC30 | 4263.8 |
| 108 | Jagr | #corn-general | cowboycrab | 4263.75 |
| 109 | Lemieux | Taco Tuesday | Emdeel | 4250.4 |
| 110 | Lidstrom | Wu Letang Clan | HelloKansas | 4246.2 |
| 111 | Roy | No scripts all natty. | BOBROVSKY | 4240.55 |
| 112 | Orr | I am Edvin's son | JonisWangggg | 4208.55 |
| 113 | Jagr | Straight Cash Homie | hockeymax93 | 4202.75 |
| 114 | Brodeur | South Detroit Journeymen | Scooterkid | 4197.2 |
| 115 | Brodeur | Party Kane | selcio44 | 4196.15 |
| 116 | Leetch | TryHardChampion | MikeIsGreat | 4188.1 |
| 117 | Yzerman | Mozzarella Sticks | WalterRaleigh | 4174.0 |
| 118 | Lemieux | Mom's Perfetti | uh3ckinwotm8 | 4161.95 |
| 119 | Leetch | Skinner? I barely know 'er | ToastedCacti | 4150.3 |
| 120 | Lemieux | Yourmomcantspell | yourmomcantspel | 4140.2 |
| 121 | Yzerman | Gritty's Angels | BigT4195 | 4136.05 |
| 122 | Orr | Win some Giroux some | Paper0o | 4133.45 |
| 123 | Niedermayer | East Coast Lifestyle | Jimmypens | 4130.5 |
| 124 | Roy | My Beautiful Dark Twisted Playoff Choke | DeliveryDuck | 4129.5 |
| 125 | Dionne | Gordie Meow | rivvy38 | 4126.15 |
| 126 | Lidstrom | D4 Scrub | Do_Not_Look_Up | 4114.9 |
| 127 | Yzerman | Johnsonville Brätts | GetPucksDeep69 | 4113.85 |
| 128 | Lemieux | No Regretzkys! | The_Irelander | 4090.0 |
| 129 | Dionne | Minnesota Mayhem | Mrhawke19 | 4084.85 |
| 130 | Lidstrom | Mike Babcock's Comeback Tour | Oldmanfreeman | 4075.45 |
| 131 | Niedermayer | Springfield Tire Fires | bv310 | 4062.0 |
| 132 | Orr | Penner's house of pancakes | Ebuff89 | 4057.4 |
| 133 | Jagr | McDavid the McGician | b_lock15 | 4051.0 |
| 134 | Bourque | The Angery Geese | Zetterburger | 4032.6 |
| 135 | Lemieux | Toews'd & Kane-fused | rocking2rush10 | 4016.15 |
| 136 | Bourque | Money On The Board | samesiez | 3985.9 |
| 137 | Lidstrom | Panzon's team | donats15 | 3984.3 |
| 138 | Hasek | Dumpster Fire Brigade | paularlington | 3978.35 |
| 139 | Leetch | Stick Stickly | stinkus1 | 3953.05 |
| 140 | Yzerman | SEGA Genesis 94 | JSports | 3932.9 |
| 141 | Niedermayer | Celestial Seider | mii817 | 3925.0 |
| 142 | Niedermayer | Kostin You A Win | Azotherian | 3897.45 |
| 143 | Jagr | Stokka Gladiators | Crusher88 | 3894.5 |
| 144 | Dionne | Kickstart My Hart | haleymorison | 3886.5 |
| 145 | Bourque | The Squirrel Peoples | DrJackBauer | 3885.95 |
| 146 | Leetch | Darkwing Pucks | DreDay084 | 3871.05 |
| 147 | Lidstrom | Cleveland Barons | NapRags | 3847.3 |
| 148 | Dionne | Three Stooges Syndrome | JDubbs204 | 3846.75 |
| 149 | Lidstrom | The Humongous Melonheads | brown4se | 3836.25 |
| 150 | Bourque | Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Roller | RandysGut | 3835.85 |
| 151 | Dionne | Hayzer | Hayzer13 | 3826.9 |
| 152 | Niedermayer | Allison Wonderland | Martman35 | 3770.15 |
| 153 | Bourque | Who The Puck Drafted This Team | MrMikeySanz | 3746.7 |
| 154 | Leetch | wheel snipe celly | imblake | 3725.75 |
| 155 | Lemieux | RIP Saint Patrice | corvuskerst | 3724.8 |
| 156 | Niedermayer | St. John Drive | gmack3 | 3721.45 |
| 157 | Jagr | DARK BRANDON(tanev) | ALittleLion | 3718.65 |
| 158 | Bourque | Atlanta Gladiators | thecpkid1 | 3710.05 |
| 159 | Orr | Put it in Seider | joshattias | 3673.6 |
| 160 | Lidstrom | AreTheSharks | ArmTheSharks | 3656.35 |
| 161 | Orr | Apple Seider | Pethock | 3653.4 |
| 162 | Hasek | Datsyukian Deke | WaterAndSand | 3642.0 |
| 163 | Orr | Never Go Full Kopitard | Gman5869 | 3607.0 |
| 164 | Bourque | Lakemoor Vixens | PineapplePosse | 3600.7 |
| 165 | Brodeur | Whose Line Is it Eberle | antaresiv | 3580.95 |
| 166 | Roy | mag | lilmag | 3577.25 |
| 167 | Leetch | Fire Again | TcgMicah | 3571.05 |
| 168 | Leetch | Delaware Dachshunds | Donny42 | 3514.75 |
| 169 | Lidstrom | Snapper Fish | Snapperfish | 3498.5 |
| 170 | Niedermayer | The crosby show | Mike92001 | 3452.55 |
| 171 | Lidstrom | Penners House of Pancakes | Babybot3000 | 3391.05 |
| 172 | Orr | Yobagoya! | TickleMe3lmo | 3379.9 |
| 173 | Leetch | Martins Ass Kickers | Gmart28 | 3371.75 |
| 174 | Leetch | Jackets | JSAKelley2 | 3334.45 |
| 175 | Jagr | Hughes' Who | Thryr373 | 3304.7 |
| 176 | Orr | Waynegrenowski | Wengranowski | 3302.9 |
| 177 | Niedermayer | The Bottle Police | Ned98 | 3132.35 |
| 178 | Bourque | Toronto Classics | Rosengoo | 3123.1 |
| 179 | Orr | Malkin in the Middle | JLake01 | 3085.85 |
| 180 | Leetch | Steelfox77 | Steelfox77 | 3076.45 |
| 181 | Leetch | Thebridge59 | Dupe87 | 2923.9 |
| 182 | Dionne | Pucking Fricks | Red_Dragons | 2782.55 |
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2024.04.03 02:09 Extension-Drop-3277 My original creation with updated specs. NULL ARC 1999 aka “Fabi” is an advanced Recon Commando in the GAR Special Operations Command
 | My original creation with updated specs. submitted by Extension-Drop-3277 to CustomLegoClones [link] [comments] NULL ARC 1999 aka “Fabi” is an advanced Recon Commando in the GAR Special Operations Command. He leads Clone Airborne Maritime and land Detatchment Alpha. Aka “the ghosts. He later befriends the Rebel Alliance and clone rebellion to bring the hurt to galactic tyrants. Fabi was born on Kamino on 32 BBY. He was among the first batch of clones ever created. The kaminoans were still fighting out the kinks on how to clone humans at this time, so naturally the first batch of clones was “sub par” to the cold and calculating sea q-tips. Fabi was born defective and ill and was slated for termination. However he’d be spared as one of the Q’Val Dar, Kote Medrit took pity on him and adopted him as her son. Kote would Volunteer a blood and Midiclorian transfer to the ailing clone, saving his life. Fabi didn’t know it yet but his life would be forever changed from this moment forward. Not only did the frail clone Recover and become stable, he thrived and became strong minded and strong bodied EVEN Surpassing intentionally bred special operations clones who were unorthodox themselves. Nobody knew how or why this happened. In seeing this his adoptive trainer or “mother” of the Q’Val Dar, would train him in the ways of the Mandalorian Supercommandoes as well as adding fighting skills and techniques from her own clan. The training was brutal and extensive, and by no means easy. However this did not mean that his mando-mom was mean. On the contrary, whenever she’d tear him down physically, she would embrace him and remind him that she would make him the best version of himself. Kote Loved the clones she trained, but she loved her son, still because such is the way of a mandalorian foundling. You show them the way, not for violence and destruction , but as a refined version of themselves to survive in a cruel world. Fabi is exactly independent and intelligent. Kind and compassionate. One thing that bothered him though was that he could sense things before they happened, and he could see what couldn’t be seen. His mom told him that these were gifts of the Medrit clan. In time, he would understand these anomalies within his body. He passed it off as effects of the transfusion. The body changing to accommodate new cells. These “instincts” would make him unmatched in combat. Wanting to know what it was, he did research on humanoid beings with enhanced senses. However his findings were inconclusive. Frustrated, he went to sleep. When he awoke he was no longer on kamino. Odd. One minute he was getting ready for his graduation ceremony to be promoted to active duty on the rainy platforms of tipoca city and the next, he woke up in liminal space. Was he dead? He surely didn’t know. What would follow is him experiencing the shared memories of his clan and his mother. It was lucid and brief. They seemed to be meditating and practicing enlightenment, but for what? Talking about how some energy consumes everything to have ever existed and will exist, that you must master the ways of living with it and use it. If one trains hard enough anyone can tap into this “energy” Fabi woke up. Kote at his beadside. It was time, he was graduating and becoming a fully bred arc trooper of the GAR special operations command. He half smiled as if to say. Yeah, mom I heard you but I didn’t really hear you. He was still focused on the trip of a dream he had. Fabi knew that there were beings of mystical powers and wisdom called Jedi who would have these visions. But Fabi wasn’t a Jedi. He was a soldier. He wore armor, the best armor modified p1 armor with beskar elements. It was only logical you need armor for battle. Even a rabid ackley would realize this much. Plus he hated the idea of wearing glorified pijamas into battle. No. Fabi was not some space wizard . It’s impossible, he was clones from a madalorian who had no connection to the force. Fast forward to geonosis. Fabi was part of a joint task force with Delta SQuad to find Sun Fac. A geonosian vanguard commander responsible for the disappearance of theta squad a recon commando unit sent in to study geonosis. Things would go swimmingly, too swimmingly. Fabi would feel it as he knew something bad was going to happen but he didn’t know what. The door to the supposed facility were sun fac was allegedly fortefying was open. Not speaking, he gave swift hand signals to delta squad who were behind him to “stay alert”. Fabi switched off the safety of his M5 weestar assault rifle and equipped his suppression system. He knew a fight was coming but knew he couldn’t alert potential attackers with the repeated eruption of his rifle. It was a great weapon system. One he modified himself. It had a grenade launcher, a fire selection switch and physical and digital sights that would link up with the internal systems of his helmet for better accuracy. He kept the integrated hud off as it was too much “shit on the screen” he knew he was a good shot. He went to sniper school with Sev and Crosshair. (He taught them that one should make fun in battle to relieve stress) Fabi heard gurgling and clicking, and instantly became alert. Sev commented how Fabi was always so jumpy. Fabi insisted he wasn’t scared, but instead could hear things in the environment. Sev didn’t hear anything and pridefully remarked that if they see anything they’ll shoot it. As Sev was finishing his remarks, commando droids with geonosian shock troops pounced from the ceiling - one attempting to land on Sev’s face. Before the insect soldier detatcted its self from the ceiling, it exploded, red blood dripping outward and on to sev’s helmet. Sev. In a rare moment of cowardice, flinched and yiped. He led out a loud eww. Scorch laughed and said. “Bro I didn’t know you were scared of bugs” - “I’M NOT. You could hear the pouty voice of the sniper “they’re just gross.” His armor would be permanently stained after this. Fabi and taken out the remaining hostiles while the pod brothers Sev and scorch were still bantering. Fabi could hear the clamping of metallic foosteps. Wasn’t a B2. This was like a slow chonk sound. Fabi could sense a spider droid was coming. Right as he sensed it. The voom of the ionized laser cut through the door aiming for delta squad. Without thinking Fabi put himself infront of the droid. He put his hands up to protect his face, surely despite the futile effort. He’d be vaporized. A slight tear was shed under his helmet because he thought he was going to die. He didn’t want to die though. He wanted to live. Suddenly the beam stopped abruptly as if something had caught it . But what. Fabi opened his eyes. He couldn’t believe it. He stopped it. How. He wasn’t touching it. The lazer beam had stopped mid way when Fabi put his hands up. Then Fabi remembered more of the dream. “There will be a time where you will face certain death, but only then will your gifts awaken”. It wasn’t him , the voice from his dream was speaking to. It was a younger version of his mandalorian mom who was training to move objects with the force. Fabi used all his strength to stop the beam. He wanted to direct it back the spider droid but the force from the beam was so strong and so potent he could only ricochet it upwards. This happened in a matter of seconds. It felt like hours though. The beam hit the ceiling of the cave structure. Suddenly invigorated, Fabi sensed a weakness in the droid fabi sprung into action. This opening was brief like a samurai swordsman finding the invisible thread to connect the blade to the blow. Fabi fired a single shot in the droid’s optical receiver, right below the cannon. This immobilized the droid which allowed delta squad to move in a perform a radical restructuring maneuver with timed explosives the gargantuan killing machine. After a few more obstacles, the task force supported by fabi as an air strike liaison officer, found sun fac and restrained him without incident. Fabi would be promoted for his bravery and quick wits on this mission. He’d also be given his own black ops unit to command. He dubbed them “ghosts” Fabi would choose fellow defective clones who were quirky but good at what they did. The first to joined were a the sole survivors of a commando unit and pod siblings, hornet and vixen. Hornet is a social awkward, of little words, EOD strongman. He looked like he could easily destroy galaxies with just one stare but was actually very friendly and soft. Vixen is a female clone of Sateele Shan. Rumor has it that the the scientists on Kamino were given access to her ancient remains as an unofficial attempt to clone a force sensitive. Officially, the experiment Didn’t work, unofficially vixen was created and organically trained in medicine and nursing. Her rebellious nature caused her to seek more in life, so she wanted to become a combat commando. She is the team’s medical expert, combat surgeon and human relations officer. She can help treat patients with a 95 percent success rate and her genetic enhancement allows her to use a very entry level of force healing. Which allows her to connect with the patient via touch and diagnose mental or physical health problems in seconds. Fabi chose these two clones because of their expertise and empathy. As special operations soldiers, they’d interact heavily with organic life forms and cultures. The unit’s combat engineer was a clone officer who was pulled from officer school at alpha 17’s training center. Faie was matter of fact and socially awkward. Rumor has it he started a collection of nick nacks with fellow commando tech. Like tech faie is stiff, but you can count on him for anything technology related. Faie would develop a personality through his squad, and his ideals would change as the war progressed as he read a lot of books and would flex his brain in debates with Fabi. Fabi liked this about Faie. Because he was taught that a sharp mind is as valuable and important as the biggest of guns and muscles. The units two snipers would be Corr and and later Sev. Cor was formally a 41st scout division leader and an expert on reconnaissance and intelligence and counter insurgency. His armor consisted of arc trooper armor with scout trooper characteristics. More pouches for rations less armor in exchange for movement and stealth. When Sev was added to the squad when he was recovered on kashyyyk, he brought with him a wolf. This wolf would be trained in seeking explosives and contraband as well as being Fabi’s bunk buddy and the team mascot. The units Case officers was non other than Kote, Fabi’s mom and her night owl commandos , who were excellent case officers and intelligence liaisons. There was another reason for this back up. Kote’s motherly instincts had taken full force and she wanted an extra layer of protection for her son and his friends. Plus Kote was not the kind of commander to sit back behind a behind a bureaucrats desk and bark orders from afar. She likes fighting along side her foundling and his friends . Plus he needed a teacher for when his “wizardry” kicks in as he calls it. Fast forward midway through the war. Fabi can use his powers at a padawan level, however not without its trials and tribulations. During this time he’d been sent in to conduct a black ops raid on a sith inqiuisitorium institution. It was be his toughest challenge yet. Fabi went with the dog and the nightowls for this mission. Mandalorians were more equipped to dispatch force sensitives than clones where. It was fact. The squad was saddened at this news but they understood that Fabi cared more about his unit and his family more than mission success. Fabi had terminated the sith assassin. It wasn’t without trial though. Fabi used a combination of hand to hand combat and force pushing his whistling birds at the inquisitior as Fabi reasoned it would be harder for the munn space wizard to block delayed explosions than blaster shots. Uppon defeating the inquisitor , Fabi has taken the Kyber crystal out of the deafested opponent’s weapon. Fabi returned to house Kote where his unit was headquartered. He found Faie with a nerdy grin on his face. The dubious kind whenever he gets a new peice of tech. The phase 2 armor had shipped and Faie was working on his and offered to do Fabi’s next. Fabi handed Faie the kyber crystal and asked Faie if this could be incorporated into his armor some how. insert happy nerd noises here. Fabi’s mom said it was time , time for him to know everything. He was force sensitive, Kote suggested that it was a result of the transfusion at the baby stage. He is a part of a secret force sensitive mando clan. This mando clan struck an agreement with the Jedi to be exempt from Jedi culture for discrepancies. The clan combined using all aspects of the force in tune with mandalorian combat. Fabi’s mom, Kote handed him a treasure chest of some kind. She explained that in that box contained the tools to build the signature weapon of the clan. A dark shoto blade. The mandalorian trainer turned adoptive mother turned and hugged her son. “We can fight as equals now.” You’re no longer a student. Fabi went back to Faie to find a phase 2 helmet with a glowy red visor. He had merged the crystal with the helmet which caused the visor to glow red every time he put helmet on. Faie stated it had no strategic benefit. It just had optical brownie points. Faie speak for “cool shit g” Fabi knew it wasn’t the case . The kyber crystal is alive and since he embebed it in the helmet. The visor glows red. It’s Fabi’s cyber crystal now. So it is one with him. Second part of backstory coming tomorrow. I gave this clone an interesting backstory that mirrors my own. My Name is Fabi. Like my original character I was born different. And like my original character , despite being different and having a physical disability I made it work and I’m pretty happy. I’m also very in tune with George lucas’s vision of how the force works. Anyone can use it as long as they train hard enough. Obi wan’s midiclorian count was poor but he’s one of the most acclaimed Jedi because he worked hard and his determination was unmatched. Same with me and my original character. Force sensitive clones are possible but I’d imagine they’d few and far between. I’m a creative storytelling English major and I’m also history buff . I wanted to dive deeper into the lore of Gar spec ops. I combined legends and cannon because why not? I also added real world structuring of special operations roles for this this story. |
2024.04.01 14:04 OTH_Stats_Bot 2023 Week 24 PF Rankings
OVERALL POINTS LEADERS - Who has scored the most points this season?
| Rank | League | Team | User | PF |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Niedermayer | Jumbo Joe Stroking It | costcostan | 5404.45 |
| 2 | Dionne | Lavender Hayes | akacesfan | 5208.75 |
| 3 | Yzerman | Noddan HC | noddan | 5178.9 |
| 4 | Roy | Hockey Style | tgmills | 5162.2 |
| 5 | Gretzky | Eat your Cale, kids | bruinhawks | 5148.05 |
| 6 | Hasek | Tarasenkyu Very Much | ch1zzle | 5131.8 |
| 7 | Gretzky | Kreider Hard | BluntForce19 | 5094.5 |
| 8 | Brodeur | Pimpin' Ain't Parise | Woppa | 5092.35 |
| 9 | Roy | Vancity Express | nickfrompitt | 5031.0 |
| 10 | Roy | Every Little Thing Skjei Does Is Magic | Kovellen | 4997.85 |
| 11 | Gretzky | Gourdemember | GusZ | 4995.0 |
| 12 | Brodeur | I love it when they call me big Zacha | ronan00 | 4952.1 |
| 13 | Jagr | Trey B | TreyBien | 4932.4 |
| 14 | Jagr | Bukhockey | slaw47 | 4929.6 |
| 15 | Jagr | Big Johnsons | barrill | 4914.4 |
| 16 | Brodeur | Chicken and Raffls | funkyquasar | 4909.1 |
| 17 | Gretzky | Jacked Huge ft Jimmy Stu | SPRX97 | 4895.45 |
| 18 | Lemieux | Puppies on Ice | TooManyPuppies | 4893.65 |
| 19 | Gretzky | Democratic People's Republic of Kariya | kjohnm | 4892.3 |
| 20 | Hasek | Teach Me How to Dougie | hholysheet | 4880.35 |
| 21 | Brodeur | Zero Fox given, Dahlin | DonPaita | 4855.15 |
| 22 | Gretzky | Putting On The Foil | Uncledonny | 4849.6 |
| 23 | Brodeur | Queen Anne's Lake Monsters | MWHazard | 4843.45 |
| 24 | Gretzky | tooslow | tooproforyou | 4836.75 |
| 25 | Dionne | Appies and Nappies | ndjolt02 | 4834.05 |
| 26 | Gretzky | Denim Chicken | sleeptalkerz | 4826.05 |
| 27 | Niedermayer | Coffin Flop | MSteve | 4823.6 |
| 28 | Roy | Shes'jerkin My Knob | gumbosious | 4820.6 |
| 29 | Lidstrom | Crunchy Leafs | Degradation | 4812.95 |
| 30 | Gretzky | Solar Bears | friendo | 4809.6 |
| 31 | Orr | Cinderalla Story | tom1251 | 4808.6 |
| 32 | Dionne | Flying Zambonis | Cannon49 | 4799.3 |
| 33 | Brodeur | The Super Marner'o Bros. | Rhyme-Thyme | 4799.2 |
| 34 | Jagr | Cow Tipping Mafia | ImminentFate | 4787.25 |
| 35 | Leetch | dingers on ice | yokieran | 4785.45 |
| 36 | Gretzky | Seattle Freeze | christhrowrocks | 4776.8 |
| 37 | Hasek | Ogie Ogilthorpe | marcram | 4754.0 |
| 38 | Hasek | D2? Very Knies! | Edgies | 4751.65 |
| 39 | Hasek | crome | cromz | 4750.95 |
| 40 | Lidstrom | Bennings Legacy | Tableu | 4733.75 |
| 41 | Niedermayer | Weekend at Bernie's | jmans | 4726.25 |
| 42 | Niedermayer | Byzantine Politics | sinisstar | 4721.1 |
| 43 | Roy | falco1002 | chaopw2010 | 4718.05 |
| 44 | Jagr | Bert and Erne | Howe_U_Doin | 4703.2 |
| 45 | Yzerman | Divorced Guys | bruceitup | 4701.0 |
| 46 | Roy | Big Yellow Machine Never Breaks | rdknott | 4680.85 |
| 47 | Dionne | Give me your phone | jaywilly | 4676.6 |
| 48 | Dionne | Lucic and Chong | itsme242 | 4672.45 |
| 49 | Orr | No Regretzkys | Coys8811 | 4672.3 |
| 50 | Yzerman | NorlandoBloom | NorlandoBloom | 4666.45 |
| 51 | Brodeur | Sheldon Queefe | Cyperone | 4665.75 |
| 52 | Dionne | Mac Doughties | mnm501288 | 4659.35 |
| 53 | Hasek | DropTheGloves | DropTheGloves | 4654.0 |
| 54 | Roy | Kuchie Kuchie Stu | concini | 4642.8 |
| 55 | Hasek | On the DeBrinc of McDeath | unexpgrav | 4631.3 |
| 56 | Gretzky | Apple Seider Vinegar | benzene96 | 4605.75 |
| 57 | Bourque | Bunch of Kunitz | yalittlehip | 4585.15 |
| 58 | Hasek | The Green Bastards | Canadianheel | 4581.6 |
| 59 | Dionne | My Barkov is Worse than my Bitekov | leapinliz | 4570.95 |
| 60 | Yzerman | Gritty Gritty Bang Bang | MorphineSmile | 4569.35 |
| 61 | Orr | Five Tool to the Five Hole | TheAndyRichter | 4566.1 |
| 62 | Yzerman | Snappin' Twigs | SergeantBBQ | 4561.6 |
| 63 | Yzerman | Net Sticks and Chill | bwemonts | 4558.7 |
| 64 | Lemieux | Sticks Zadina | SPEMason | 4557.95 |
| 65 | Brodeur | Dumplers | ShinyLeprechaun | 4543.5 |
| 66 | Yzerman | Mighty Pigs | yoshirider2136 | 4535.45 |
| 67 | Bourque | Poopsburg Wieners | slipnip69 | 4532.25 |
| 68 | Hasek | Sburb's High Lifes | sburbine | 4527.3 |
| 69 | Jagr | Making Boldy Moves | Penaltyshot4 | 4519.0 |
| 70 | Roy | Team | ponch101 | 4506.55 |
| 71 | Brodeur | Nope | Tsunkatse | 4501.15 |
| 72 | Lemieux | The Ides of Marchand | CTonyJab | 4498.95 |
| 73 | Lemieux | Slappin' Aho | LiquidRolosons | 4497.85 |
| 74 | Brodeur | Morehitz Seider | jddeppe | 4491.8 |
| 75 | Leetch | Big Stick Energy | Echo354 | 4486.05 |
| 76 | Niedermayer | Ghost Kreiders | rak1865 | 4484.25 |
| 77 | Niedermayer | Blue Line Bandits | khansense | 4482.55 |
| 78 | Bourque | Biscotti's buds | Biscotti | 4481.2 |
| 79 | Yzerman | Rytiri Kladno | Schenley | 4480.45 |
| 80 | Roy | Frolunda HC | FCBcn19 | 4480.4 |
| 81 | Bourque | Deep Blue | PlainGuy1018 | 4479.45 |
| 82 | Lidstrom | Failure HC | NightHawk15 | 4472.15 |
| 83 | Yzerman | Djoosy Dangles | DubJee | 4465.6 |
| 84 | Hasek | Makes High Lifes | Big_make | 4462.45 |
| 85 | Orr | Team AdroitNinja | AdroitNinja | 4462.45 |
| 86 | Brodeur | Blizzard of Ozzie | sickboy1965 | 4461.6 |
| 87 | Gretzky | I'm Bringing Sakic Back | dzibanche | 4460.0 |
| 88 | Bourque | Not Radko, Not Gudas | Swankey | 4440.1 |
| 89 | Dionne | Hertl's Turtles | Kiwsu | 4435.55 |
| 90 | Lemieux | Spartacats | Khaki_Scout | 4430.35 |
| 91 | Roy | RL Exotics | ckroyal92 | 4414.7 |
| 92 | Lidstrom | ZavCongratz | Wuibot | 4411.05 |
| 93 | Lemieux | Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Ron | bs_eng | 4403.6 |
| 94 | Jagr | How Are Ya Now? | Thomsco | 4397.8 |
| 95 | Jagr | If I Ran the Zoo | Kattsumoto | 4390.05 |
| 96 | Bourque | Homeless Dads | Tom_Jane | 4381.8 |
| 97 | Leetch | Wyld Stallyns | Wyld-Stallyns | 4377.6 |
| 98 | Gretzky | TBD | RalJTK | 4372.8 |
| 99 | Yzerman | Lunch at the Babcock's | Winnipeguy | 4371.8 |
| 100 | Lemieux | No Reimer Reason | D0WNW4rD | 4365.6 |
| 101 | Gretzky | Getrektzky | Boboombang | 4326.6 |
| 102 | Roy | Hockey888 | hotoatmeal | 4299.75 |
| 103 | Lidstrom | RIP Heatley's Ferrari | SHTTNwTHINKIN | 4291.55 |
| 104 | Orr | Up and Around the Benn | jagoe_unchained | 4275.95 |
| 105 | Hasek | Book Hockey | TwoPlanks | 4274.35 |
| 106 | Lemieux | DingleBarrie's | jacouzzie | 4274.05 |
| 107 | Hasek | The Larkness Monsters | RonDC30 | 4263.8 |
| 108 | Jagr | #corn-general | cowboycrab | 4263.75 |
| 109 | Lemieux | Taco Tuesday | Emdeel | 4250.4 |
| 110 | Lidstrom | Wu Letang Clan | HelloKansas | 4246.2 |
| 111 | Roy | No scripts all natty. | BOBROVSKY | 4240.55 |
| 112 | Orr | I am Edvin's son | JonisWangggg | 4208.55 |
| 113 | Jagr | Straight Cash Homie | hockeymax93 | 4202.75 |
| 114 | Brodeur | South Detroit Journeymen | Scooterkid | 4197.2 |
| 115 | Brodeur | Party Kane | selcio44 | 4196.15 |
| 116 | Leetch | TryHardChampion | MikeIsGreat | 4188.1 |
| 117 | Yzerman | Mozzarella Sticks | WalterRaleigh | 4174.0 |
| 118 | Lemieux | Mom's Perfetti | uh3ckinwotm8 | 4161.95 |
| 119 | Leetch | Skinner? I barely know 'er | ToastedCacti | 4150.3 |
| 120 | Lemieux | Yourmomcantspell | yourmomcantspel | 4140.2 |
| 121 | Yzerman | Gritty's Angels | BigT4195 | 4136.05 |
| 122 | Orr | Win some Giroux some | Paper0o | 4133.45 |
| 123 | Niedermayer | East Coast Lifestyle | Jimmypens | 4130.5 |
| 124 | Roy | My Beautiful Dark Twisted Playoff Choke | DeliveryDuck | 4129.5 |
| 125 | Dionne | Gordie Meow | rivvy38 | 4126.15 |
| 126 | Lidstrom | D4 Scrub | Do_Not_Look_Up | 4114.9 |
| 127 | Yzerman | Johnsonville Brätts | GetPucksDeep69 | 4113.85 |
| 128 | Lemieux | No Regretzkys! | The_Irelander | 4090.0 |
| 129 | Dionne | Minnesota Mayhem | Mrhawke19 | 4084.85 |
| 130 | Lidstrom | Mike Babcock's Comeback Tour | Oldmanfreeman | 4075.45 |
| 131 | Niedermayer | Springfield Tire Fires | bv310 | 4062.0 |
| 132 | Orr | Penner's house of pancakes | Ebuff89 | 4057.4 |
| 133 | Jagr | McDavid the McGician | b_lock15 | 4051.0 |
| 134 | Bourque | The Angery Geese | Zetterburger | 4032.6 |
| 135 | Lemieux | Toews'd & Kane-fused | rocking2rush10 | 4016.15 |
| 136 | Bourque | Money On The Board | samesiez | 3985.9 |
| 137 | Lidstrom | Panzon's team | donats15 | 3984.3 |
| 138 | Hasek | Dumpster Fire Brigade | paularlington | 3978.35 |
| 139 | Leetch | Stick Stickly | stinkus1 | 3953.05 |
| 140 | Yzerman | SEGA Genesis 94 | JSports | 3932.9 |
| 141 | Niedermayer | Celestial Seider | mii817 | 3925.0 |
| 142 | Niedermayer | Kostin You A Win | Azotherian | 3897.45 |
| 143 | Jagr | Stokka Gladiators | Crusher88 | 3894.5 |
| 144 | Dionne | Kickstart My Hart | haleymorison | 3886.5 |
| 145 | Bourque | The Squirrel Peoples | DrJackBauer | 3885.95 |
| 146 | Leetch | Darkwing Pucks | DreDay084 | 3871.05 |
| 147 | Lidstrom | Cleveland Barons | NapRags | 3847.3 |
| 148 | Dionne | Three Stooges Syndrome | JDubbs204 | 3846.75 |
| 149 | Lidstrom | The Humongous Melonheads | brown4se | 3836.25 |
| 150 | Bourque | Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Roller | RandysGut | 3835.85 |
| 151 | Dionne | Hayzer | Hayzer13 | 3826.9 |
| 152 | Niedermayer | Allison Wonderland | Martman35 | 3770.15 |
| 153 | Bourque | Who The Puck Drafted This Team | MrMikeySanz | 3746.7 |
| 154 | Leetch | wheel snipe celly | imblake | 3725.75 |
| 155 | Lemieux | RIP Saint Patrice | corvuskerst | 3724.8 |
| 156 | Niedermayer | St. John Drive | gmack3 | 3721.45 |
| 157 | Jagr | DARK BRANDON(tanev) | ALittleLion | 3718.65 |
| 158 | Bourque | Atlanta Gladiators | thecpkid1 | 3710.05 |
| 159 | Orr | Put it in Seider | joshattias | 3673.6 |
| 160 | Lidstrom | AreTheSharks | ArmTheSharks | 3656.35 |
| 161 | Orr | Apple Seider | Pethock | 3653.4 |
| 162 | Hasek | Datsyukian Deke | WaterAndSand | 3642.0 |
| 163 | Orr | Never Go Full Kopitard | Gman5869 | 3607.0 |
| 164 | Bourque | Lakemoor Vixens | PineapplePosse | 3600.7 |
| 165 | Brodeur | Whose Line Is it Eberle | antaresiv | 3580.95 |
| 166 | Roy | mag | lilmag | 3577.25 |
| 167 | Leetch | Fire Again | TcgMicah | 3571.05 |
| 168 | Leetch | Delaware Dachshunds | Donny42 | 3514.75 |
| 169 | Lidstrom | Snapper Fish | Snapperfish | 3498.5 |
| 170 | Niedermayer | The crosby show | Mike92001 | 3452.55 |
| 171 | Lidstrom | Penners House of Pancakes | Babybot3000 | 3391.05 |
| 172 | Orr | Yobagoya! | TickleMe3lmo | 3379.9 |
| 173 | Leetch | Martins Ass Kickers | Gmart28 | 3371.75 |
| 174 | Leetch | Jackets | JSAKelley2 | 3334.45 |
| 175 | Jagr | Hughes' Who | Thryr373 | 3304.7 |
| 176 | Orr | Waynegrenowski | Wengranowski | 3302.9 |
| 177 | Niedermayer | The Bottle Police | Ned98 | 3132.35 |
| 178 | Bourque | Toronto Classics | Rosengoo | 3123.1 |
| 179 | Orr | Malkin in the Middle | JLake01 | 3085.85 |
| 180 | Leetch | Steelfox77 | Steelfox77 | 3076.45 |
| 181 | Leetch | Thebridge59 | Dupe87 | 2923.9 |
| 182 | Dionne | Pucking Fricks | Red_Dragons | 2782.55 |
2024.03.31 15:35 SpeedyakaLeah Can someone make my heeler mixes fit into the Bluey world please?
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2024.03.25 13:02 OTH_Stats_Bot 2023 Week 23 PF Rankings
OVERALL POINTS LEADERS - Who has scored the most points this season?
| Rank | League | Team | User | PF |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Niedermayer | Jumbo Joe Stroking It | costcostan | 5404.45 |
| 2 | Dionne | Lavender Hayes | akacesfan | 5208.75 |
| 3 | Yzerman | Noddan HC | noddan | 5178.9 |
| 4 | Roy | Hockey Style | tgmills | 5162.2 |
| 5 | Gretzky | Eat your Cale, kids | bruinhawks | 5148.05 |
| 6 | Hasek | Tarasenkyu Very Much | ch1zzle | 5131.8 |
| 7 | Gretzky | Kreider Hard | BluntForce19 | 5094.5 |
| 8 | Brodeur | Pimpin' Ain't Parise | Woppa | 5092.35 |
| 9 | Roy | Vancity Express | nickfrompitt | 5031.0 |
| 10 | Roy | Every Little Thing Skjei Does Is Magic | Kovellen | 4997.85 |
| 11 | Gretzky | Gourdemember | GusZ | 4995.0 |
| 12 | Brodeur | I love it when they call me big Zacha | ronan00 | 4952.1 |
| 13 | Jagr | Trey B | TreyBien | 4932.4 |
| 14 | Jagr | Bukhockey | slaw47 | 4929.6 |
| 15 | Jagr | Big Johnsons | barrill | 4914.4 |
| 16 | Brodeur | Chicken and Raffls | funkyquasar | 4909.1 |
| 17 | Gretzky | Jacked Huge ft Jimmy Stu | SPRX97 | 4895.45 |
| 18 | Lemieux | Puppies on Ice | TooManyPuppies | 4893.65 |
| 19 | Gretzky | Democratic People's Republic of Kariya | kjohnm | 4892.3 |
| 20 | Hasek | Teach Me How to Dougie | hholysheet | 4880.35 |
| 21 | Brodeur | Zero Fox given, Dahlin | DonPaita | 4855.15 |
| 22 | Gretzky | Putting On The Foil | Uncledonny | 4849.6 |
| 23 | Brodeur | Queen Anne's Lake Monsters | MWHazard | 4843.45 |
| 24 | Gretzky | tooslow | tooproforyou | 4836.75 |
| 25 | Dionne | Appies and Nappies | ndjolt02 | 4834.05 |
| 26 | Gretzky | Denim Chicken | sleeptalkerz | 4826.05 |
| 27 | Niedermayer | Coffin Flop | MSteve | 4823.6 |
| 28 | Roy | Shes'jerkin My Knob | gumbosious | 4820.6 |
| 29 | Lidstrom | Crunchy Leafs | Degradation | 4812.95 |
| 30 | Gretzky | Solar Bears | friendo | 4809.6 |
| 31 | Orr | Cinderalla Story | tom1251 | 4808.6 |
| 32 | Dionne | Flying Zambonis | Cannon49 | 4799.3 |
| 33 | Brodeur | The Super Marner'o Bros. | Rhyme-Thyme | 4799.2 |
| 34 | Jagr | Cow Tipping Mafia | ImminentFate | 4787.25 |
| 35 | Leetch | dingers on ice | yokieran | 4785.45 |
| 36 | Gretzky | Seattle Freeze | christhrowrocks | 4776.8 |
| 37 | Hasek | Ogie Ogilthorpe | marcram | 4754.0 |
| 38 | Hasek | D2? Very Knies! | Edgies | 4751.65 |
| 39 | Hasek | crome | cromz | 4750.95 |
| 40 | Lidstrom | Bennings Legacy | Tableu | 4733.75 |
| 41 | Niedermayer | Weekend at Bernie's | jmans | 4726.25 |
| 42 | Niedermayer | Byzantine Politics | sinisstar | 4721.1 |
| 43 | Roy | falco1002 | chaopw2010 | 4718.05 |
| 44 | Jagr | Bert and Erne | Howe_U_Doin | 4703.2 |
| 45 | Yzerman | Divorced Guys | bruceitup | 4701.0 |
| 46 | Roy | Big Yellow Machine Never Breaks | rdknott | 4680.85 |
| 47 | Dionne | Give me your phone | jaywilly | 4676.6 |
| 48 | Dionne | Lucic and Chong | itsme242 | 4672.45 |
| 49 | Orr | No Regretzkys | Coys8811 | 4672.3 |
| 50 | Yzerman | NorlandoBloom | NorlandoBloom | 4666.45 |
| 51 | Brodeur | Sheldon Queefe | Cyperone | 4665.75 |
| 52 | Dionne | Mac Doughties | mnm501288 | 4659.35 |
| 53 | Hasek | DropTheGloves | DropTheGloves | 4654.0 |
| 54 | Roy | Kuchie Kuchie Stu | concini | 4642.8 |
| 55 | Hasek | On the DeBrinc of McDeath | unexpgrav | 4631.3 |
| 56 | Gretzky | Apple Seider Vinegar | benzene96 | 4605.75 |
| 57 | Bourque | Bunch of Kunitz | yalittlehip | 4585.15 |
| 58 | Hasek | The Green Bastards | Canadianheel | 4581.6 |
| 59 | Dionne | My Barkov is Worse than my Bitekov | leapinliz | 4570.95 |
| 60 | Yzerman | Gritty Gritty Bang Bang | MorphineSmile | 4569.35 |
| 61 | Orr | Five Tool to the Five Hole | TheAndyRichter | 4566.1 |
| 62 | Yzerman | Snappin' Twigs | SergeantBBQ | 4561.6 |
| 63 | Yzerman | Net Sticks and Chill | bwemonts | 4558.7 |
| 64 | Lemieux | Sticks Zadina | SPEMason | 4557.95 |
| 65 | Brodeur | Dumplers | ShinyLeprechaun | 4543.5 |
| 66 | Yzerman | Mighty Pigs | yoshirider2136 | 4535.45 |
| 67 | Bourque | Poopsburg Wieners | slipnip69 | 4532.25 |
| 68 | Hasek | Sburb's High Lifes | sburbine | 4527.3 |
| 69 | Jagr | Making Boldy Moves | Penaltyshot4 | 4519.0 |
| 70 | Roy | Team | ponch101 | 4506.55 |
| 71 | Brodeur | Nope | Tsunkatse | 4501.15 |
| 72 | Lemieux | The Ides of Marchand | CTonyJab | 4498.95 |
| 73 | Lemieux | Slappin' Aho | LiquidRolosons | 4497.85 |
| 74 | Brodeur | Morehitz Seider | jddeppe | 4491.8 |
| 75 | Leetch | Big Stick Energy | Echo354 | 4486.05 |
| 76 | Niedermayer | Ghost Kreiders | rak1865 | 4484.25 |
| 77 | Niedermayer | Blue Line Bandits | khansense | 4482.55 |
| 78 | Bourque | Biscotti's buds | Biscotti | 4481.2 |
| 79 | Yzerman | Rytiri Kladno | Schenley | 4480.45 |
| 80 | Roy | Frolunda HC | FCBcn19 | 4480.4 |
| 81 | Bourque | Deep Blue | PlainGuy1018 | 4479.45 |
| 82 | Lidstrom | Failure HC | NightHawk15 | 4472.15 |
| 83 | Yzerman | Djoosy Dangles | DubJee | 4465.6 |
| 84 | Hasek | Makes High Lifes | Big_make | 4462.45 |
| 85 | Orr | Team AdroitNinja | AdroitNinja | 4462.45 |
| 86 | Brodeur | Blizzard of Ozzie | sickboy1965 | 4461.6 |
| 87 | Gretzky | I'm Bringing Sakic Back | dzibanche | 4460.0 |
| 88 | Bourque | Not Radko, Not Gudas | Swankey | 4440.1 |
| 89 | Dionne | Hertl's Turtles | Kiwsu | 4435.55 |
| 90 | Lemieux | Spartacats | Khaki_Scout | 4430.35 |
| 91 | Roy | RL Exotics | ckroyal92 | 4414.7 |
| 92 | Lidstrom | ZavCongratz | Wuibot | 4411.05 |
| 93 | Lemieux | Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Ron | bs_eng | 4403.6 |
| 94 | Jagr | How Are Ya Now? | Thomsco | 4397.8 |
| 95 | Jagr | If I Ran the Zoo | Kattsumoto | 4390.05 |
| 96 | Bourque | Homeless Dads | Tom_Jane | 4381.8 |
| 97 | Leetch | Wyld Stallyns | Wyld-Stallyns | 4377.6 |
| 98 | Gretzky | TBD | RalJTK | 4372.8 |
| 99 | Yzerman | Lunch at the Babcock's | Winnipeguy | 4371.8 |
| 100 | Lemieux | No Reimer Reason | D0WNW4rD | 4365.6 |
| 101 | Gretzky | Getrektzky | Boboombang | 4326.6 |
| 102 | Roy | Hockey888 | hotoatmeal | 4299.75 |
| 103 | Lidstrom | RIP Heatley's Ferrari | SHTTNwTHINKIN | 4291.55 |
| 104 | Orr | Up and Around the Benn | jagoe_unchained | 4275.95 |
| 105 | Hasek | Book Hockey | TwoPlanks | 4274.35 |
| 106 | Lemieux | DingleBarrie's | jacouzzie | 4274.05 |
| 107 | Hasek | The Larkness Monsters | RonDC30 | 4263.8 |
| 108 | Jagr | #corn-general | cowboycrab | 4263.75 |
| 109 | Lemieux | Taco Tuesday | Emdeel | 4250.4 |
| 110 | Lidstrom | Wu Letang Clan | HelloKansas | 4246.2 |
| 111 | Roy | No scripts all natty. | BOBROVSKY | 4240.55 |
| 112 | Orr | I am Edvin's son | JonisWangggg | 4208.55 |
| 113 | Jagr | Straight Cash Homie | hockeymax93 | 4202.75 |
| 114 | Brodeur | South Detroit Journeymen | Scooterkid | 4197.2 |
| 115 | Brodeur | Party Kane | selcio44 | 4196.15 |
| 116 | Leetch | TryHardChampion | MikeIsGreat | 4188.1 |
| 117 | Yzerman | Mozzarella Sticks | WalterRaleigh | 4174.0 |
| 118 | Lemieux | Mom's Perfetti | uh3ckinwotm8 | 4161.95 |
| 119 | Leetch | Skinner? I barely know 'er | ToastedCacti | 4150.3 |
| 120 | Lemieux | Yourmomcantspell | yourmomcantspel | 4140.2 |
| 121 | Yzerman | Gritty's Angels | BigT4195 | 4136.05 |
| 122 | Orr | Win some Giroux some | Paper0o | 4133.45 |
| 123 | Niedermayer | East Coast Lifestyle | Jimmypens | 4130.5 |
| 124 | Roy | My Beautiful Dark Twisted Playoff Choke | DeliveryDuck | 4129.5 |
| 125 | Dionne | Gordie Meow | rivvy38 | 4126.15 |
| 126 | Lidstrom | D4 Scrub | Do_Not_Look_Up | 4114.9 |
| 127 | Yzerman | Johnsonville Brätts | GetPucksDeep69 | 4113.85 |
| 128 | Lemieux | No Regretzkys! | The_Irelander | 4090.0 |
| 129 | Dionne | Minnesota Mayhem | Mrhawke19 | 4084.85 |
| 130 | Lidstrom | Mike Babcock's Comeback Tour | Oldmanfreeman | 4075.45 |
| 131 | Niedermayer | Springfield Tire Fires | bv310 | 4062.0 |
| 132 | Orr | Penner's house of pancakes | Ebuff89 | 4057.4 |
| 133 | Jagr | McDavid the McGician | b_lock15 | 4051.0 |
| 134 | Bourque | The Angery Geese | Zetterburger | 4032.6 |
| 135 | Lemieux | Toews'd & Kane-fused | rocking2rush10 | 4016.15 |
| 136 | Bourque | Money On The Board | samesiez | 3985.9 |
| 137 | Lidstrom | Panzon's team | donats15 | 3984.3 |
| 138 | Hasek | Dumpster Fire Brigade | paularlington | 3978.35 |
| 139 | Leetch | Stick Stickly | stinkus1 | 3953.05 |
| 140 | Yzerman | SEGA Genesis 94 | JSports | 3932.9 |
| 141 | Niedermayer | Celestial Seider | mii817 | 3925.0 |
| 142 | Niedermayer | Kostin You A Win | Azotherian | 3897.45 |
| 143 | Jagr | Stokka Gladiators | Crusher88 | 3894.5 |
| 144 | Dionne | Kickstart My Hart | haleymorison | 3886.5 |
| 145 | Bourque | The Squirrel Peoples | DrJackBauer | 3885.95 |
| 146 | Leetch | Darkwing Pucks | DreDay084 | 3871.05 |
| 147 | Lidstrom | Cleveland Barons | NapRags | 3847.3 |
| 148 | Dionne | Three Stooges Syndrome | JDubbs204 | 3846.75 |
| 149 | Lidstrom | The Humongous Melonheads | brown4se | 3836.25 |
| 150 | Bourque | Phil Kessel's Hot Dog Roller | RandysGut | 3835.85 |
| 151 | Dionne | Hayzer | Hayzer13 | 3826.9 |
| 152 | Niedermayer | Allison Wonderland | Martman35 | 3770.15 |
| 153 | Bourque | Who The Puck Drafted This Team | MrMikeySanz | 3746.7 |
| 154 | Leetch | wheel snipe celly | imblake | 3725.75 |
| 155 | Lemieux | RIP Saint Patrice | corvuskerst | 3724.8 |
| 156 | Niedermayer | St. John Drive | gmack3 | 3721.45 |
| 157 | Jagr | DARK BRANDON(tanev) | ALittleLion | 3718.65 |
| 158 | Bourque | Atlanta Gladiators | thecpkid1 | 3710.05 |
| 159 | Orr | Put it in Seider | joshattias | 3673.6 |
| 160 | Lidstrom | AreTheSharks | ArmTheSharks | 3656.35 |
| 161 | Orr | Apple Seider | Pethock | 3653.4 |
| 162 | Hasek | Datsyukian Deke | WaterAndSand | 3642.0 |
| 163 | Orr | Never Go Full Kopitard | Gman5869 | 3607.0 |
| 164 | Bourque | Lakemoor Vixens | PineapplePosse | 3600.7 |
| 165 | Brodeur | Whose Line Is it Eberle | antaresiv | 3580.95 |
| 166 | Roy | mag | lilmag | 3577.25 |
| 167 | Leetch | Fire Again | TcgMicah | 3571.05 |
| 168 | Leetch | Delaware Dachshunds | Donny42 | 3514.75 |
| 169 | Lidstrom | Snapper Fish | Snapperfish | 3498.5 |
| 170 | Niedermayer | The crosby show | Mike92001 | 3452.55 |
| 171 | Lidstrom | Penners House of Pancakes | Babybot3000 | 3391.05 |
| 172 | Orr | Yobagoya! | TickleMe3lmo | 3379.9 |
| 173 | Leetch | Martins Ass Kickers | Gmart28 | 3371.75 |
| 174 | Leetch | Jackets | JSAKelley2 | 3334.45 |
| 175 | Jagr | Hughes' Who | Thryr373 | 3304.7 |
| 176 | Orr | Waynegrenowski | Wengranowski | 3302.9 |
| 177 | Niedermayer | The Bottle Police | Ned98 | 3132.35 |
| 178 | Bourque | Toronto Classics | Rosengoo | 3123.1 |
| 179 | Orr | Malkin in the Middle | JLake01 | 3085.85 |
| 180 | Leetch | Steelfox77 | Steelfox77 | 3076.45 |
| 181 | Leetch | Thebridge59 | Dupe87 | 2923.9 |
| 182 | Dionne | Pucking Fricks | Red_Dragons | 2782.55 |