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BRAVO

• Bravo star Jax Taylor is hosting a huge brunch in Edmonton next month (Daily Hive)
• Jax Insists His House Is Not a “Starter Home": "Kind of Place People Rent on Airbnb" (Bravo)
• Jax Is Adding 2 New Bars to His Restaurant Empire: "I Could Be the Next Lisa Vanderpump" (Bravo)
• Jesse Lally Reveals Whether He or Michelle Got to Keep the "Chateau Marmont House" (Bravo)
• Janet Caperna Teases Everyone Will “Come Back Together” on The Valley — But It's Messy (Bravo)
• Jo Wenberg Disses Tom Schwartz's New Girlfriend Sophia Skoro: "He's Dating a Fan" (Bravo)
• VPR stars Ariana Madix and Katie Maloney’s sandwich shop chef has ‘proof’ she is partner in company after they oust her (The Sun U.S. exclusive)
• 'Vanderpump Rules' Is Not Ending After Its 'Plot Twist' Season Finale: Where the Show Goes From Here (ET)
• Summer House’s Ciara Miller on ‘Blabbermouth’ West Wilson Keeping Their Relationship Status a Secret (US Weekly exclusive)
• All the Chaotic 'Summer House' Rules and BTS Secrets That Are Essential Knowledge (Mehera Bonner for Cosmopolitan)
• Bravo fan favorite Madison LeCroy has you covered with budget-friendly swimwear that's endlessly flattering (E!)
• So Many ‘Real Housewives’ Returning to Bravo (The Hollywood Reporter)

NEW JERSEY

• RHONJ’s Margaret Josephs on Why She’s ‘Disappointed’ With Jackie Goldschneider (Reality Tea)
• Louie Ruelas Shares Rare Insight His Life as a Dad to His "Amazing Sons" (Throwback Photo) (Bravo)

NEW YORK

• Why Jill Zarin Is Defending Her Controversial Below Deck Appearance (E! exclusive)

BEVERLY HILLS

• Dorit and PK Kemsley celebrated 9th wedding anniversary 2 months before announcing split (Page Six)
• Lisa Rinna cozies up to Harry Hamlin in a sweet snap in NYC (Page Six Star Snaps)
• Kathy Hilton Has Daughter Paris to Thank for ‘Professional’ Spray Tan: ‘She Gets the Toes’ (US Weekly exclusive)

MIAMI

• Real Housewives of Miami’s Lisa Hochstein Says Living With Jody Glidden Is ‘Amazing’ (US Weekly exclusive)

SYDNEY

• Real Housewives of Sydney stars Sally Obermeder and Terry Biviano turn up the glamour at Rebecca Vallance boutique opening (Daily Mail)

MELBOURNE

• Real Housewives of Melbourne star Kyla Kirkpatrick selling country escape in Kilmore (realestate.com.au)

Links to this week's episode discussion posts:

• Summer House S8E12 ☀️
• VPR S11E15🍸
• The Valley S1E8 🏘️
• RHONJ S14E1 🍝

BEVERLY HILLS

• Dorit Kemsley keeps it casual in distressed denim and long-sleeved T-shirt during visit to horse stables (Daily Mail)
• Kyle Richards shows off abs in her go-to layered bikini (Page Six)

NEW JERSEY

• Jackie Goldschneider Shares an Honest Update on Her Anorexia Recovery (Bravo's The Daily Dish)

ATLANTA

• Kroy Biermann Reveals Kim Zolciak Spending As She Avoids Disclosing Finances (TMZ exclusive)

NEW YORK

• RHONY star Leah McSweeney wants to LEAVE New York after her daughter was threatened on the subway and she saw people 'smoking CRACK for breakfast' in Times Square (Daily Mail)

BRAVO

• Scheana Shay Says One Costar Wasn’t Honest on Camera Due to Fear of Fan Backlash, Hints at What Went Down With Lala at Vanderpump Rules Reunion and Being “Scared,” Plus Talks Schwartz’s Kiss (Reality Blurb)
• Tom Sandoval Reveals He's Still in "Disbelief" About Cheating on Ariana Madix (Bravo's Hot Mic podcast)
• Tom Sandoval Says He 'Would Have Done Anything' for Rachel Leviss During Affair: 'That Connection Was Real' (People)
• Rachel Leviss Has ‘So Much More Control’ with Podcast Than Vanderpump Rules: ‘I Have a Voice’ (People exclusive)
• Lisa Vanderpump on how 'Vanderpump Villa' is 'decadent, naughty and poignant' (ABC News)
• Brittany Cartwright reveals why she stopped sharing her location with husband Jax Taylor (MC Suhocki for TODAY)
• Craig Conover Teased a "Special Announcement" on Sewing Down South's 5th Anniversary (Bravo's The Daily Dish)
• Southern Charm Alum Danni Baird Dropped a Huge Hint that She Welcomed Her Baby (Bravo's The Daily Dish)
• ‘Summer House’ Star Gabby Prescod Shares Her Secret To Adding Luxury To Your Self-Care Routine (Marsha Badger for HelloBeautiful)
• 6 minute video: Preston Mitchum talks Summer House: Martha's Vineyard and more (Fox 5 DC)
• As ‘Vanderpump Villa’ Launches, Bunim/Murray & 51 Minds Boss Julie Pizzi Serves Up Optimism For Reality Industry, Including ‘Flavor Of Love’ Reboot (Deadline)

Links to this week's episode discussion posts:

• VPR S11E10🍸
• The Valley S1E3 🏘️
• RHOP S8E19 🌸

You don't know how fast you can run until you have to run away from zombies.
Not the dopey ones, no, the good ones. The 28 days later kind of zombie. The ones that chase you like a rabid dog that's been starving for a month. There's not much you can do about those other than run faster than you ever have until you find somewhere to hide.
I know there are at least three after me. That's how many I saw when they found me, but it sounds like a few more have joined them since. It doesn't matter. I wouldn't turn my head back to check even if I could afford to. What matters is finding a way out of this while I still have energy, because I know those f*ckers won't get tired before I do.
The problem is, coming up with a nice strategy is not something you can really do while sprinting in panic mode through the obstacle-ridden streets of post-apocalyptic New York. So when my feet decide to turn a corner into a back alley, they do so out of pure instinct and not as part of a flawless escape plan.
By the time I realize what I've done, it's already too late. A hopelessly tall brick wall stands just a few steps away from me - a literal dead end. I run those steps, confident they'll be the last I'll ever take, and when I turn around the fastest of them, a lanky teenager wearing a bloody t-shirt and a pair of Jordans, is already just a few inches away and pouncing on me to tackle me down.
Next thing you know we're both on the ground fighting. He's on top of me clawing like a maniac, and I can barely defend myself but somehow I manage to get hold of both of his wrists and that stops him for a second. But it's all pointless. I can already hear the others approaching, and this guy is determined to get the feast started in any way he can. Unable to use his arms, I see him rock back his head to gain momentum, and I can immediately tell what he's about to do. He throws himself at me with all his frantic strength. I close my eyes, ready to have half of my face bitten off by a motherf*cking zombie, but instead I feel his face pressing gently against mine, and the warmth of his breath inside my ear as I hear him whisper…
"I love you"
I half-wake up in bed, confused. My girlfriend plants a kiss on my forehead and walks away.
I remain there, not fully conscious but not asleep either, still fired up from the dream I've just been rescued from. Not that I should complain, though. Being eaten alive by zombies is never a pleasant experience, but it's still a nice break from all those wet dreams I used to have about porn.
It's been six months now since the last time I watched it, and it seems like all my efforts to overcome this addiction are finally paying off. Porn is not as ever-present in my thoughts as it once was, and those nightmares where I would relapse time and time again are becoming less and less frequent.
Exhaustion soon gets the best of me and before my girlfriend closes the apartment door behind her I've already fallen back to sleep. I find myself trapped in the alley again, but this time I know what to do. I turn around and just when that teenage zombie is about to jump on me I round-kick him right in that ugly drooling face of his, then while he's down on one knee I step on his back to reach the bottom of the fire escape ladder above us, Jackie Chan style.
I swiftly climb up the ladder and onto the stairs, far from the stretching arms of the zombies, and escape unscathed.
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When the alarm on my phone wakes me up for good one hour later, I feel as tired as if I had never gone to sleep.
The stress of these last few days really is starting to get to me. I force myself to go to the bathroom and splash cold water on my face, but it's like trying to give CPR to an Egyptian mummy. I grab my phone from the nightstand and drag my feet to the couch-at this point, anything other than going back to bed feels like an accomplishment.
The glow from the screen keeps me awake as I scroll mindlessly through news headlines and basketball scores without tapping on a single thing. By the time that stream dries up I still feel pretty damn tired, so I move on to Instagram - and the occasional bikini posts in there do more to bring me back to life than freezing water could ever do.
After goofing off for a while longer, I catch a glimpse of the time and realize I've got to get my ass moving.
I enter my "office" ready to start the day. I'm clocking in a few minutes late, but nobody gives a crap now that we're all working from home. Waiting for me are a bunch of emails, Slack messages, and a daunting to-do list that fills the page. After not much consideration, I decide that there's nothing in there urgent enough that it can't wait for a little longer, so I set my personal laptop down right next to my company's and turn it on, ready to procrastinate.
While the laptop is starting up, I keep myself busy crafting a long email response for work, but once it's done I stop mid-sentence and drop my tools right away. I turn my full attention to that screen and open Chrome in incognito mode. Then I type the name of one of my favorite porn sites and hit enter. Before the page even loads, I press CTRL+T and type the name of a second website. Then I hit enter again, CTRL+T, and type in a third site… then I do that a few more times, and each time my heart rate accelerates a bit more in anticipation.
By the time I realize what I've done, it's already too late. The sites have finished loading and before me there's a festival of tits and asses that my recovering mind just can't resist to. I start hovering over previews, opening videos in new tabs, browsing categories, clicking on related content, sinking deeper and deeper, with the eagerness of a relapsing junkie with thirsty eyes and six months of content to catch up to.
I'm opening my twenty-third tab when the clock hits 10:59 and my eyes look away from porn for the first time in two hours. I unplug my headphones from my personal laptop and plug them into my company's. With a boner still raging between my legs, I proceed to tell my colleagues a couple of lies about what I've done so far that morning and what I'm planning to do with the rest of the day.
Once we all say goodbye and the meeting ends, an uncomfortable silence falls on me. Before I get a chance to hear my thoughts, I unmute my personal laptop and a symphony of screaming orgasms and clapping sounds fills the room.
Then I plug my headphones back in and all that noise disappears into my head.
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At around the same time but a few miles away, a troop of toddlers runs around playing in a chaotic choreography that makes sense to them only.
My girlfriend has been assigned recess duty that morning. On a different day this might have been a superhuman task, but today the kids are behaving surprisingly well so she can afford to get lost in her thoughts. Unpleasant thoughts, mostly. Like the ones that question her being there in the first place, after almost three years, when teaching was only supposed to be a temporary gig. Not that she should complain, though. Existential doubts about her career are not fun to entertain but they're still a nice break from all the concerns she used to have about her boyfriend's addiction to porn.
It's been six months now since the last time he watched it, and it seems like things are finally starting to get better. His energy has been so much more positive these last few days, he seems happier and more present, and all the progress he's made to overcome his erectile dysfunction has already turned their sex life around for the better. More importantly, she feels like she can trust him again. After a truly difficult period and the strain it's put on both her and the relationship, she can finally let herself relax.
When the clock hits 11:30, the school bell marks the end of recess, and its loud ringing brings her back to reality.
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Two hours after my meeting, I find myself in the bathroom cleaning up tiny pieces of tissue stuck to my dick, stormed by racing thoughts.
Ok, ok. If I take a shower now she's going to wonder why, because I always shower at night. But if I don't, will she notice if she happens to initiate something today? She could, she easily could… Damn, wait! What time is it? Could she be back any second now? It's just barely past three, but hasn't she come back early sometimes? And did I even close the browser before I came here to clean up the mess?
Sigh… What am I even thinking? Am I really going to try to hide this? Would I be able to, even if I wanted? My libido is now gone for like a week, I'm going to be all apathetic and in a terrible mood. She's going to notice, like she's had before, and then what? Am I going to lie straight to her face when she asks?
F\ck me. What's the point of this all if I don't face the consequences? I've got to tell her now, don't I? There's no other way. I've got to tell her how after six months clean and all this great progress I've made, I just decided to masturbate to porn for five hours while she was gone.*
How stupid am I? How F\CKING stupid? I mean, what the hell was I even thinking? Haven't I suffered enough? Didn't I struggle to build such a long streak at last? And for what? To let it all go to shit on a random morning, and for no f*cking reason?*
Sitting on that toilet, with my pants around my ankles and my hands over my face, the guilt and regret are impossible to bear, and I feel like I would give an arm and a leg just to travel a few hours back in time and make it all go away.
Then I start to anticipate what's coming with agonizing fear.
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When she gets back home I welcome her with the bad news right away, and my words wipe all cheer off her face in a way that crushes my heart.
I tell her that I relapsed, and that I relapsed hard. She wants to know the details, so I tell her that I binge-watched porn for a full five hours. She asks about it, so I tell her how I finished in the bathroom not very long before she arrived. Her questions only get more and more piercing from there. How could I do something like this? How come I wasn't able to stop myself any earlier? And did I, at any point in the beginning, middle, or end of it all, stop to think of her?
I struggle to find answers. At this vulnerable time and when I'm hoping for empathy, these questions sound and feel to me like direct, personal attacks. So instead of being comforting, I get defensive. I try to play the relapse down. I accuse her of overreacting, just to take the blame off me.
The sad reality is, what I've done has deeply hurt us both. It's broken us apart and left us both in desperate need of love and compassion… yet none of us seems to be capable of giving it first. This power struggle keeps us in gridlock and pushes each of us further and further into our own negative spirals. I retreat more and more into myself, unable to process my feelings and keep up the dialogue. She grows more and more upset, not knowing how to cope when talking things through isn't an option.
Mean things are yelled. Doors get slammed. Tears are shed.
When the fight ends, I find myself curled up on the couch, a pillow held to my face.
It takes me a long time to come to myself.
Utterly exhausted and emotionally numb, I finally go to bed and sleep a dreamless night.

A Mix of Personal Favourites and Requests
Anything Marked with an (*) is from a Request Post
See How to Make a Request in the Requests Rule

• Torrie vs Stacy 04/07/02*
• Stacy Backstage 18/11/02*
• Edge & Lita Sex Celebration*
• Sable in The Sack RAW 12/08/97*
• Trish v Stacy B&P 26/11/01*
• Trish v Stacy Paddle 07/10/02*
• Trish & Kurt Angle Medal FIND DATE *
• Trish’s Table Tips 24/04/00*
• Trish & Vince Valentines 15/02/01*
• Trish & Vince Kiss My Ass SD 06/12/01*
• Mickie James Summer Skin *
• Sable v Luna Evening Gown Unforgiven '98*
• Diva Talent Show No Way Out '05*
• Torrie v Nidia Bikini Match Velocity 26/10/02*
• Trish v Lita B&P RAW 23/10/00*
• Stacy Dances for Test Sunday HEAT 08/12/02*
• Torrie v Dawn Marie Lingerie Contest SD 10/10/02*
• Torrie & Sable v Stacy & Ms Jackie Evening Gown ‘Mania 20*
• Divas Undressed*
• Miller Light Catfight Wrestlemania 19
• Trish Backstage Raw 20/05/02
• Torrie v Nadia Paddle on a Pole 20/02/03
• Mickie & Trish Kiss 20/03/06
• Kelly’s Exposé ECW 2006
• Trish v Stacy Thanksgiving 22/11/01
• Torrie v Sable Bikini Contest Judgement Day ‘03
• Torrie v Candice Wet’n’Wild 12/06/06
• Torrie v Candice Pillow Fight ‘Mania 22
• Torrie v Trish Bikini Contest 12/11/02
• Torrie & Stacy Backstage Invasion ‘01
• Trish & Steph ‘Yoghurt’ 18/01/01
• Torrie v Melina Bra & Panties Great American Bash ‘05
• Torrie Wilson Kimono Match 10/02/05
• Trish & Viscera Backlash ‘05
• Divas in Hedonism
• Trish v Victoria, Jazz Attack 27/01/03
• Trish & Vince Kiss 08/03/01
• Trish & Vince Backstage 08/02/01
• Trish & Vince Valentines 15/02/01
• Trish & Jericho 14/12/03
• Trish & Jericho 18/4/04
• Torrie + Sable v Dawn + Nadia 01/05/03
• Trish v Victoria 10/07/02
• Kelly Kelly Dance Off 01/22/08

I was late to the Sopranos game, I didn't watch for the first time until about five years ago (I'm 36), I've since watched at least three times and I'm currently on my fourth time through the series. I like to watch it as background noise or while I'm eating because I don't have to pay 100% attention to it anymore lol. I always thought AJ was a massive cry baby tool, but I'm on season 4 episode 2 "No Show" the conversation is ongoing about meadow going to Europe, and I guess I never noticed how bratty and insufferable Meadow is. I always thought it was just AJ that was a spoiled, ungrateful snot but I'm now noticing that Meadow isn't any better in fact after Jackie Jr dies she may have become worse. I feel bad for Tony, no wonder the guy was clinically depressed, I always thought it was because he didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete but now I realize it was because of his no good kids. I guess I was always blinded by Meadows hotness to notice....when she strolls out in that bikini with the shorts and flip flops in season 4....MADONE!!

Updated Timestamps at top of album
Previous Timestamp with detailed photos of Jane
Hello Gamers,
Please help me fund my other degenerate hobbies. Prices lowered from previous post. Feel free to ask for additional photos or details if interested. Shipping is included to Continental US. Artisan Prices include shipping to US. Thank you.

Item	Description	Price	Availability
TGR Jane ME Crimson Red, unbuilt, with used HS PCB and sealed Solder PCB	In Overall Great condition. There are 2 blemishes I've found after scrutinizing the board closely, which I've detailed in the second timestamp. Please feel free to ask for more details.	$900 Shipped to US Address	Yes
Resin Party 9009 Pill and Blank		Free with purchase	Yes
Tokipee Sakura Dolch	Purchased from Tokipee website	$30	Yes
Alpha Keycaps Striker Prayge	Auth card included	$60	Yes
Alpha Keycaps Sleeves Prayge	Auth card included	$60	Yes
Vice Caps Bikini Jackie	Comes with authentication card	$60	Yes
RAMA Stealth Polished Artisan	Selling as a pair. There are small blemishes on both that I've tried to detail here.	$75	Yes