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2014.08.14 18:54 ctcook Outdoor Cooking: For when you need to bring the heat.

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2024.05.14 20:28 BeniaminoMalthus Outline for a Tolkien-faithful "Season 1 of the Second Age"

As we are getting a trailer for a much changed version of the Second Age today, I decided I would share what a first season in a series might look like for the story of Tolkien’s Second Age, while staying very close to the timeline and characters. I’ve taken some ideas I’ve seen from other creators who have made similar attempts at this, namely Council of Rings and Tolkien Untangled, but most are my own. As of now I’m not aware of a complete outline that exists for the first season of this sort of adaptation. In any case, this outline is essentially a summary of a complete text with 10 chapters that exists but is still in progress.
I’ve split the season into 10 episodes, as I think that’s ideal, and into pairs of 3-episode arcs I call Sagas, which will cover certain time periods. But each of these sagas will more or less function like a contained story, following certain characters during periods of their lives. And each is about 3 episodes between 50-60 minutes, meaning each is the length of a long film.
I started with a compressed timeline where season 1 would take place between 1200-1600, starting with the year Annatar arrives in Ost-in-Edhil. In this timeline Tar-Aldarion would essentially switch places with Tar-Surion. I think that the actual canon timeline allows for a very interesting look at the differences in passage of time between elves, Númenoreans, and Middle Men. It's more challenging but also more rewarding. The drawbacks of the canon timeline are that Aldarion dies close to mid-season, whereas in the compressed timeline we could follow Aldarion as he ages throughout the season. Therefore the whole season takes place between SA 725 and SA 1600.
That being said, there are still a few alterations and non-canon additions. The big alteration is that Annatar steals the nine when he leaves Eregion around SA 1500, instead of when he destroys Ost-in-Edhil around SA 1695. The other non-canon additions are Middle Men characters, which there are few examples during this time period, that Annatar can begin to seduce with the Rings of Power.
This was just a bunch of fun for me, but I hope this effort will demonstrate that we can have a great story that stays faithful to Tolkien’s timeline and characters.

Sagas of the Second Age: Season 1
Saga 1 (Episodes 1-3): The Mariner (covering events from SA 725-750)
Elrond. In the first prologue scene around SA 440, Elros as an old man arrives in Mithlond to visit his brother Elrond. Elros is fulfilling a promise to Elrond to visit him when he senses death is near. The two brothers spend time together before Elros departs back for Númenor.
Aldarion. Three hundred years later around SA 725 in Númenor, Aldarion and Erendis witness the corination of his father Tar-Meneldur in Armenelos. The next day, Aldarion sets out from Númenor with his grandfather to spend a year at the court of High King Gil-galad, but he is told by Meneldur not to go beyond Mithlond. Eventually, Aldarion decides to travel outside Mithlond, against his father’s wishes. Elrond offers to join him, seeing an opportunity to spend time with his brother’s descendant. Together they discover the dwarf cities of Ered Luin, and then the future site of Vinyalondë at the mouth of the Gwathló. Aldarion discovers the that the Men of Middle-earth are not as evil as he was told by his family in Númenor, and that some even speak the same language of the Edain that he does. Elrond and Aldarion then travel to Amroth’s kingdom in Belfalas. While Amroth is showing Aldarion the black lands of Mordor in the distance, they are ambushed by orcs, and narrowly escape with their lives. Before departing back for Númenor, Aldarion says goodbye to his new friend Elrond and the High King Gil-galad. Back in Númenor, Aldarion meets Erendis again and proposes to her. She asks if he is done with his travels, he says he is, and she accepts.
High King Gil-galad. Gil-galad endeavors to heal the trauma of Middle-earth. While Aldarion is travelling the lands of Middle-earth, he goes to settle a conflict between kingdoms of Gwaithirum and Breeland. A battle ensues between these kingdoms of Men and Gil-galad is unable to stop it. Before Aldarion departs back for Númenor, Gil-galad tells him that he would very much welcome his help in mediating the conflicts of the tribes of Middle-earth, as Aldarion speaks their language. Gil-galad perceives the return of the shadow of Morgoth, and departs to discover the source.
Galadriel. By lake Evendim, Galadriel admits Celebrimbor into her company. Despite the history of their families and some initial distrust between them, they realize they have a shared vision for continuing the great works of Gondolin. Together they discover the dwarf kingdom of Kazad-dûm. Galadriel is able to convince the dwarves of the mutual benefit of their cooperation in crafting. Durin III is eventually convinced, he agrees to allow and to help with the establishment of the future capital of Eregion: Ost-in-Edhil. There the works of the Noldor and dwarves will benefit each other for many centuries.

Saga 2 (Episodes 4-6): The Stirring of Númenor (Covering events from SA 1075-1350)
Elrond. About three hundred years later in SA 1075, Elrond arrives in Númenor to see his friend, now king, Tar-Aldarion. He is also tasked to ask the Númenoreans to prepare for war, as Gil-galad is now certain of the return of the shadow of Morgoth. Tar-Aldarion, now an old man, has reached an age where he must yeild the sceptre, in the tradition of the Kings of Númenor. He decides to leave Númenor’s official response to Elrond as a decision to his sucessor. Aldarion has only had one daughter Ancalimë with Erendis, and it is clear that there has been much friction in the marriage. His sister’s son Soronto is the nearest male heir. This situation causes a conflict in Armenelos between supporters of Soronto and supporters of Ancalimë, also between those who want to heed Gil-galad's call and those who don't. Ancalimë is seen as the elf-friend, while Soronto is staunchly against the armament of Númenor. Aldarion decides to change the law succession in Númenor in favor of Ancalimë. When Ancalimë is crowned, she reverses her initial position to heed Gil-galad, and decides to preserve Númenor as a land of peace.
Galadriel. Ost-in-Edhil is a great city now, and both elves and dwarves are seen thriving. A visitor from Aman arrives who calls himself Annatar. He demonstrates himself to be akin to the Noldor in his love and expertise with crafts, and says he was a student of Aüle. He wins the favor of Celebrimbor and the Gwaith-i-Mírdain, the crafter's guild, and soon becomes the favored partner of Celebrimbor. As the friction between Galadriel and Annatar increases, Annatar moves the Gwaith-i-Mírdain turn on Galadriel. She decides to depart to Lórinand by route of Kazad-dûm with her daughter Celebrían, while Celeborn stays behid in Eregion. Galadriel is graciously welcomed in Kazad-dûm, and her relationship with the dwarves grows greater. At last, she arrives in Lórinand and meets the King Amdír.

Saga 3 (Episodes 7-9): The Rings of Power (covering events from SA 1500-1590)
Celebrimbor. More than a hundred years later, sixteen Rings of Power are forged in Ost-in-Edhil. Celebrimbor and the Gwaith-i-Mírdain agree that seven of the rings should be gifted to the dwarven kings, as a token of thanks for their help in building Ost-in-Edhil. Celebrimbor, however, decides that the rings are too dangerous for Men. Annatar and Celebrimbor have a heated disagreement on this point, and Annatar accuses Celebrimbor of withholding the bliss of Aman from Middle-earth. Annatar absconds with the remaining nine rings. Sensing that he has been deceived, Celebrimbor crafts the Three in secret. He gives two to Gil-galad, and the remaining to Galadriel, and admits that he was wrong to doubt her.
Gil-galad. Minastir, the heir of Númenor, stays in the halls of Gil-galad as Aldarion once did. Minastir meets with the descendants of the Middle Men Adlarion befriended, though many more generations have passed for them than for Minastir. Aldarion’s travels are a tale that some believe to be myth. Gil-galad and Minastir travel the lands of Eriador and mediate the conflicts of Middle Men.
Elrond. Elrond travels to Númenor for the first time in several hundred years on order of High King Gil-galad to implore once more that the Númenóreans to prepare for war. Tar-Teleprian, the second Queen of Númenor, rules in Númenor now. When Elrond arrives and presents the request of Gil-galad, there is a conflict between supporters of Ancalimë’s policy of isolation and those who believe that they should heed Gil-galad, the latter being lead by the Lord of Andunië – Silmariën’s heir. When Elrond presents further evidence that the shadow of Morgoth has returned, Tar-Teleprian ultimately decides that Númenor must prepare for war.
Annatar. Annatar begins seducing the Kings of Men and gifting rings. Annatar arrives in the halls of a Gwaithirum king called Halmir, a descendant of one of the generals of the battle in the first saga. Annatar tells Halmir that the Noldor are withholding the power of prolonged life from mortals, and gifts him a ring. As Halmir is an elf-friend, his ancestors all being loyal to High King Gil-galad, he refuses Annatar’s suggestion. Eventually, Halmir succumbs to his curiosity and doubt and puts the ring on, entering the Realm of Shadows. He perceives immediately that his decay has been slowed, and indeed that the Noldor may have deceived him.

Saga 4 (Episode 10): Orodruin (1600)
Sauron crafts the One Ring in Orodruin, and Barad-dûr, the largest fortress ever built, has been completed. We Annatar standing on at the height of Barad-dûr wearing the One, below his vast legions of orcs.
As soon as the One Ring has been crafted, Galadriel, Celebrimbor, and the others realize they have been deceived and that Annatar was in fact Sauron, and they remove their rings.
The Men who received Rings of Power from Sauron realize too late they are deceived, as they are completely subservient now to the will of Sauron.
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2024.05.14 19:51 BeniaminoMalthus Outline for a Tolkien-faithful "Season 1 of the Second Age"

As we are getting a trailer for a much changed version of the Second Age today, I decided I would share what a first season in a series might look like for the story of Tolkien’s Second Age, while staying very close to the timeline and characters. I’ve taken some ideas I’ve seen from other creators who have made similar attempts at this, namely Council of Rings and Tolkien Untangled, but most are my own. As of now I’m not aware of a complete outline that exists for the first season of this sort of adaptation. In any case, this outline is essentially a summary of a complete text with 10 chapters that exists but is still in progress.
I’ve split the season into 10 episodes, as I think that’s ideal, and into pairs of 3-episode arcs I call Sagas, which will cover certain time periods. But each of these sagas will more or less function like a contained story, following certain characters during periods of their lives. And each is about 3 episodes between 50-60 minutes, meaning each is the length of a long film.
I started with a compressed timeline where season 1 would take place between 1200-1600, starting with the year Annatar arrives in Ost-in-Edhil. In this timeline Tar-Aldarion would essentially switch places with Tar-Surion. I think that the actual canon timeline allows for a very interesting look at the differences in passage of time between elves, Númenoreans, and Middle Men. It's more challenging but also more rewarding. The drawbacks of the canon timeline are that Aldarion dies close to mid-season, whereas in the compressed timeline we could follow Aldarion as he ages throughout the season. Therefore the whole season takes place between SA 725 and SA 1600.
That being said, there are still a few alterations and non-canon additions. The big alteration is that Annatar steals the nine when he leaves Eregion around SA 1500, instead of when he destroys Ost-in-Edhil around SA 1695. The other non-canon additions are Middle Men characters, which there are few examples during this time period, that Annatar can begin to seduce with the Rings of Power.
This was just a bunch of fun for me, but I hope this effort will demonstrate that we can have a great story that stays faithful to Tolkien’s timeline and characters.

Sagas of the Second Age: Season 1
Saga 1 (Episodes 1-3): The Mariner (covering events from SA 725-750)
Elrond. In the first prologue scene around SA 440, Elros as an old man arrives in Mithlond to visit his brother Elrond. Elros is fulfilling a promise to Elrond to visit him when he senses death is near. The two brothers spend time together before Elros departs back for Númenor.
Aldarion. Three hundred years later around SA 725 in Númenor, Aldarion and Erendis witness the corination of his father Tar-Meneldur in Armenelos. The next day, Aldarion sets out from Númenor with his grandfather to spend a year at the court of High King Gil-galad, but he is told by Meneldur not to go beyond Mithlond. Eventually, Aldarion decides to travel outside Mithlond, against his father’s wishes. Elrond offers to join him, seeing an opportunity to spend time with his brother’s descendant. Together they discover the dwarf cities of Ered Luin, and then the future site of Vinyalondë at the mouth of the Gwathló. Aldarion discovers the that the Men of Middle-earth are not as evil as he was told by his family in Númenor, and that some even speak the same language of the Edain that he does. Elrond and Aldarion then travel to Amroth’s kingdom in Belfalas. While Amroth is showing Aldarion the black lands of Mordor in the distance, they are ambushed by orcs, and narrowly escape with their lives. Before departing back for Númenor, Aldarion says goodbye to his new friend Elrond and the High King Gil-galad. Back in Númenor, Aldarion meets Erendis again and proposes to her. She asks if he is done with his travels, he says he is, and she accepts.
High King Gil-galad. Gil-galad endeavors to heal the trauma of Middle-earth. While Aldarion is travelling the lands of Middle-earth, he goes to settle a conflict between kingdoms of Gwaithirum and Breeland. A battle ensues between these kingdoms of Men and Gil-galad is unable to stop it. Before Aldarion departs back for Númenor, Gil-galad tells him that he would very much welcome his help in mediating the conflicts of the tribes of Middle-earth, as Aldarion speaks their language. Gil-galad perceives the return of the shadow of Morgoth, and departs to discover the source.
Galadriel. By lake Evendim, Galadriel admits Celebrimbor into her company. Despite the history of their families and some initial distrust between them, they realize they have a shared vision for continuing the great works of Gondolin. Together they discover the dwarf kingdom of Kazad-dûm. Galadriel is able to convince the dwarves of the mutual benefit of their cooperation in crafting. Durin III is eventually convinced, he agrees to allow and to help with the establishment of the future capital of Eregion: Ost-in-Edhil. There the works of the Noldor and dwarves will benefit each other for many centuries.

Saga 2 (Episodes 4-6): The Stirring of Númenor (Covering events from SA 1075-1350)
Elrond. About three hundred years later in SA 1075, Elrond arrives in Númenor to see his friend, now king, Tar-Aldarion. He is also tasked to ask the Númenoreans to prepare for war, as Gil-galad is now certain of the return of the shadow of Morgoth. Tar-Aldarion, now an old man, has reached an age where he must yeild the sceptre, in the tradition of the Kings of Númenor. He decides to leave Númenor’s official response to Elrond as a decision to his sucessor. Aldarion has only had one daughter Ancalimë with Erendis, and it is clear that there has been much friction in the marriage. His sister’s son Soronto is the nearest male heir. This situation causes a conflict in Armenelos between supporters of Soronto and supporters of Ancalimë, also between those who want to heed Gil-galad's call and those who don't. Ancalimë is seen as the elf-friend, while Soronto is staunchly against the armament of Númenor. Aldarion decides to change the law succession in Númenor in favor of Ancalimë. When Ancalimë is crowned, she reverses her initial position to heed Gil-galad, and decides to preserve Númenor as a land of peace.
Galadriel. Ost-in-Edhil is a great city now, and both elves and dwarves are seen thriving. A visitor from Aman arrives who calls himself Annatar. He demonstrates himself to be akin to the Noldor in his love and expertise with crafts, and says he was a student of Aüle. He wins the favor of Celebrimbor and the Gwaith-i-Mírdain, the crafter's guild, and soon becomes the favored partner of Celebrimbor. As the friction between Galadriel and Annatar increases, Annatar moves the Gwaith-i-Mírdain turn on Galadriel. She decides to depart to Lórinand by route of Kazad-dûm with her daughter Celebrían, while Celeborn stays behid in Eregion. Galadriel is graciously welcomed in Kazad-dûm, and her relationship with the dwarves grows greater. At last, she arrives in Lórinand and meets the King Amdír.

Saga 3 (Episodes 7-9): The Rings of Power (covering events from SA 1500-1590)
Celebrimbor. More than a hundred years later, sixteen Rings of Power are forged in Ost-in-Edhil. Celebrimbor and the Gwaith-i-Mírdain agree that seven of the rings should be gifted to the dwarven kings, as a token of thanks for their help in building Ost-in-Edhil. Celebrimbor, however, decides that the rings are too dangerous for Men. Annatar and Celebrimbor have a heated disagreement on this point, and Annatar accuses Celebrimbor of withholding the bliss of Aman from Middle-earth. Annatar absconds with the remaining nine rings. Sensing that he has been deceived, Celebrimbor crafts the Three in secret. He gives two to Gil-galad, and the remaining to Galadriel, and admits that he was wrong to doubt her.
Gil-galad. Minastir, the heir of Númenor, stays in the halls of Gil-galad as Aldarion once did. Minastir meets with the descendants of the Middle Men Adlarion befriended, though many more generations have passed for them than for Minastir. Aldarion’s travels are a tale that some believe to be myth. Gil-galad and Minastir travel the lands of Eriador and mediate the conflicts of Middle Men.
Elrond. Elrond travels to Númenor for the first time in several hundred years on order of High King Gil-galad to implore once more that the Númenóreans to prepare for war. Tar-Teleprian, the second Queen of Númenor, rules in Númenor now. When Elrond arrives and presents the request of Gil-galad, there is a conflict between supporters of Ancalimë’s policy of isolation and those who believe that they should heed Gil-galad, the latter being lead by the Lord of Andunië – Silmariën’s heir. When Elrond presents further evidence that the shadow of Morgoth has returned, Tar-Teleprian ultimately decides that Númenor must prepare for war.
Annatar. Annatar begins seducing the Kings of Men and gifting rings. Annatar arrives in the halls of a Gwaithirum king called Halmir, a descendant of one of the generals of the battle in the first saga. Annatar tells Halmir that the Noldor are withholding the power of prolonged life from mortals, and gifts him a ring. As Halmir is an elf-friend, his ancestors all being loyal to High King Gil-galad, he refuses Annatar’s suggestion. Eventually, Halmir succumbs to his curiosity and doubt and puts the ring on, entering the Realm of Shadows. He perceives immediately that his decay has been slowed, and indeed that the Noldor may have deceived him.

Saga 4 (Episode 10): Orodruin (1600)
Sauron crafts the One Ring in Orodruin, and Barad-dûr, the largest fortress ever built, has been completed. We Annatar standing on at the height of Barad-dûr wearing the One, below his vast legions of orcs.
As soon as the One Ring has been crafted, Galadriel, Celebrimbor, and the others realize they have been deceived and that Annatar was in fact Sauron, and they remove their rings.
The Men who received Rings of Power from Sauron realize too late they are deceived, as they are completely subservient now to the will of Sauron.
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2024.05.14 18:57 PLpro12 What are the best strategies for launching a new product on Amazon FBA for maximum visibility reddit?

Conduct Thorough Market Research

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2024.05.14 16:16 aromatic_bedtime Responsible Gambling

Responsible gaming programs are a critical part of everyday business practices in the U.S. casino gaming industry. The central goal of these programs is to ensure that patrons responsibly enjoy casino games as a form of entertainment.
The American Gaming Association’s (AGA) Responsible Gaming Statutes and Regulations Guide is a centralized collection of the statutes and regulations addressing responsible gaming in the 34 states and the District of Columbia with commercial casinos, sports betting or internet gaming as of August 31, 2022. It is intended as a reference guide for industry stakeholders, researchers, lawmakers and regulators.
Importantly, the gaming industry’s full efforts to promote responsible gaming and address problem gambling go well beyond the legal requirements identified in this resource. Industry responsible gaming programs operate in compliance and parallel with state laws and regulations on responsible gaming. The majority of gaming operators and suppliers voluntarily implement responsible gaming programs with measures that expand upon what is formally mandated by law or regulation.
Since the Responsible Gaming Statutes and Regulations Guide was last updated in September 2019, 16 states have adopted legislation and regulations for sports betting that include various responsible gaming provisions. Similarly, land-based commercial casino gaming has been approved in Nebraska and Virginia, while internet gaming has been legalized in Connecticut and Michigan. Beyond the expansion of new states, this guide provides insight into the changes and evolution of responsible gaming since 2019.
Although responsible gaming laws and regulations vary greatly between the 35 commercial gaming jurisdictions, many fit into the following broad categories:
About the Guide AGA’s Responsible Gaming Regulations and Statutes Guide, developed in partnership with VIXIO GamblingCompliance, details the commercial gaming industry’s financial performance, including analyses of each of the 35 jurisdictions with commercial gaming operations in 2021.
Source: https://www.americangaming.org/resources/responsible-gaming-regulations-and-statutes-guide/
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2024.05.14 15:05 DutyTop8086 Securing Angel Investment for Tech Startups

Securing angel investment can be a pivotal step for tech startups, offering not just financial backing but also valuable expertise and networking opportunities. In this guide, we’ll explore how tech startups can attract angel investors, the typical process involved, and provide real-life examples and facts to illustrate successful strategies.
  1. Understanding Angel Investors
  1. Preparing for Angel Investment
  1. Finding the Right Angels
  1. The Investment Process
  1. Leveraging Angel Investment
Securing angel investment requires thorough preparation, from crafting a convincing pitch to understanding the expectations of angel investors. By showcasing real-life successes like Dropbox and WhatsApp, startups can learn how to position themselves favorably in the competitive tech landscape. Successful angel funding not only provides capital but also crucial industry connections and expertise, accelerating startup growth and success.
This overview provides a foundational strategy for tech startups seeking angel investments, combining factual insights with actionable advice to maximize their chances of securing this crucial funding.
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2024.05.14 14:37 Total-Mastodon-6888 Exploring Canada’s Atlantic Immigration Pilot: Opportunities and Requirements

Canada’s Atlantic Immigration Pilot (AIP) offers exciting opportunities for skilled workers and international graduates to settle in the Atlantic provinces of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, and Newfoundland and Labrador. Here’s a closer look at the program’s opportunities and requirements:

Streamlined Pathway to Permanent Residency:

The AIP provides a streamlined pathway to permanent residency for skilled workers and international graduates who have a valid job offer from a designated employer in one of the Atlantic provinces. It aims to address labor market needs and support regional economic development.

Eligibility Criteria:

To qualify for the AIP, applicants must meet certain eligibility criteria, including having a job offer from a designated employer in an eligible occupation, meeting language proficiency requirements (English or French), having sufficient funds to support themselves and their families, and obtaining a settlement plan approved by the province.

Designated Employers:

Employers in the Atlantic provinces participating in the AIP can hire skilled workers or international graduates to fill vacant positions that they have been unable to fill locally. Designated employers must meet certain criteria and undergo a verification process to participate in the program.

Occupational Categories:

The AIP covers a wide range of occupations, including but not limited to healthcare, information technology, finance, hospitality, and manufacturing. Applicants must have skills and experience relevant to the job offer and meet the requirements of the National Occupational Classification (NOC) system.

Language Proficiency:

Language proficiency in either English or French is a key requirement for the AIP. Applicants must demonstrate proficiency through approved language tests such as IELTS (International English Language Testing System) or CELPIP (Canadian English Language Proficiency Index Program) for English, or TEF (Test d’évaluation de français) for French.

Settlement Plan:

As part of the application process, applicants must develop a settlement plan outlining their intentions for settling in the Atlantic province where they have a job offer. The settlement plan must be approved by the province and may include details such as housing, healthcare, education, and community integration.

Permanent Residency Application:

Once applicants have secured a job offer, met the eligibility criteria, and obtained a settlement plan approval, they can apply for permanent residency through the AIP. Successful applicants and their families can enjoy the benefits of living and working in Canada’s vibrant Atlantic region.

Conclusion:

Canada’s Atlantic Immigration Pilot presents valuable opportunities for skilled workers and international graduates to pursue permanent residency and contribute to the economic growth and vitality of the Atlantic provinces. By meeting the program’s requirements and securing a job offer from a designated employer, applicants can embark on a rewarding journey to establish themselves in Canada’s eastern provinces. At Adric Immigration, we specialize in guiding individuals through the AIP application process, helping them navigate the requirements and maximize their chances of success.
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2024.05.14 14:04 medquik Demystifying Provider Credentialing: A Comprehensive Guide for Healthcare Professionals

Demystifying Provider Credentialing: A Comprehensive Guide for Healthcare Professionals
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Entering the rewarding field of healthcare often necessitates a complex yet crucial process: provider credentialing services . For aspiring doctors, nurses, therapists, and other healthcare professionals, navigating credentialing requirements can feel overwhelming. This comprehensive guide empowers you with the knowledge and tools to demystify the credentialing process, ensuring a smooth and efficient journey towards practicing your chosen profession.

Understanding Provider Credentialing: The Gates to Practice

Provider credentialing is the process by which healthcare organizations and insurance companies verify the qualifications of healthcare professionals. It ensures that those providing care meet the necessary standards of education, training, licensure, and experience to deliver safe and effective patient care.

The Credentialing Process: A Step-by-Step Breakdown

The credentialing process can vary slightly depending on the specific profession, healthcare organization, and state regulations. However, here's a general breakdown of the key steps involved:
  • Gather Required Documentation: Assemble all necessary documents, typically including diplomas, transcripts, licenses, certifications, malpractice insurance information, and CV or resume.
  • Primary Source Verification: Healthcare organizations and credentialing bodies often verify your information directly from issuing institutions, such as medical schools and licensing boards.
  • Review by Credentialing Committee: A committee of qualified healthcare professionals will review your application and documentation to ensure you meet all eligibility criteria.
  • Fingerprinting and Background Checks: Background checks and fingerprinting are standard procedures in most credentialing processes.
  • Interviews (Optional): In some cases, an interview with a member of the credentialing committee may be required.
  • Credentialing Decision and Issuance: Upon successful completion of the process, you will receive notification of your credentialing status, typically accompanied by a credentialing certificate or agreement.

Valuable Tips for Streamlining Your Credentialing Journey

Here are some valuable tips to navigate the credentialing process efficiently:
  • Start Early: Begin the credentialing process well in advance of your desired start date at a new practice or facility. The credentialing process can take several months, so starting early allows ample time for application review and potential follow-up requests.
  • Be Organized: Maintain a well-organized system for all your credentialing documents. This ensures you have everything readily available when needed and avoids delays due to missing information.
  • Stay Informed: Familiarize yourself with the specific credentialing requirements for your profession and desired practice location. State licensing boards and professional organizations often have detailed information readily available online.
  • Maintain Accurate Records: Keep your licenses, certifications, and other relevant documents up-to-date. Renewals and recertifications should be completed promptly to avoid any interruptions in your credentialing status.
  • Consider Credentialing Services: Credentialing services can assist with the application process, document gathering, and communication with credentialing bodies. While not mandatory, these services can be particularly helpful for managing multiple applications or complex credentialing requirements.

Beyond the Basics: Additional Considerations for Success

While the steps outlined above provide a general roadmap, here are some additional considerations to ensure a successful credentialing journey:
  • Professional References: Secure strong professional references who can attest to your skills, qualifications, and work ethic.
  • Maintain a Positive Online Reputation: Be mindful of your online presence. Potential employers and credentialing bodies may conduct online searches, so ensure your professional social media profiles and online information are accurate and reflect positively on your qualifications.
  • Continuous Learning: Demonstrate a commitment to continuous learning and professional development by participating in relevant conferences, workshops, and continuing education courses.

Embrace Credentialing as a Stepping Stone

While the credentialing process may seem daunting initially, view it as a crucial step towards your professional goals. By understanding the process, organizing your documents, and following these valuable tips, you can navigate credentialing efficiently and pave the way for a rewarding career in healthcare.

Looking Ahead: The Evolving Landscape of Credentialing

The healthcare landscape is constantly evolving, and credentialing requirements may adapt accordingly. Here are some trends to keep an eye on:
  • Streamlined Processes: Technology and automation may play a more significant role in the future, potentially leading to streamlined credentialing processes.
  • Increased Focus on Quality: The emphasis on quality care may lead to stricter credentialing standards requiring demonstration of competency and patient outcomes in addition to traditional qualifications.
  • Interstate Licensure Portability: Efforts towards increased interstate licensure portability may be implemented, making it easier for healthcare professionals to practice across state lines.
By staying informed about these trends and maintaining a commitment to professional excellence, you can ensure a successful and fulfilling career in healthcare.

Conclusion: Empowering Healthcare Professionals with Knowledge

Demystifying the credentialing services for providers equips healthcare professionals with the knowledge and tools to navigate this crucial step with confidence. Remember, credentialing serves a vital purpose – it ensures qualified and competent individuals deliver care to patients. By embracing this process, healthcare professionals contribute to a stronger and more trustworthy healthcare system for everyone.
As you embark on your journey in healthcare, remember that credentialing is just the beginning. A commitment to lifelong learning, compassionate patient care, and continuous improvement will pave the way for a successful and fulfilling career in this noble profession. We wish you all the best on your credentialing journey and your future endeavors in healthcare!

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2024.05.14 13:58 Ok-Supermarket1258 Mastering PSLE English Oral: A Comprehensive Guide to Success

The Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE) English Oral component is a pivotal aspect of the assessment that evaluates students' ability to communicate effectively and confidently.
As students prepare for this crucial examination, it is essential to understand the requirements, strategies, and tips to excel in the PSLE English Oral assessment.
Understanding the PSLE English Oral Examination:
The PSLE English Oral examination consists of two components: Reading Aloud and Stimulus-based Conversation.
During the Reading Aloud segment, students are required to read a passage aloud, demonstrating their pronunciation, intonation, and fluency. In the Stimulus-based Conversation section, students engage in a dialogue with the examiner based on a given stimulus, showcasing their ability to express ideas coherently and respond appropriately.
Preparation Strategies for PSLE English Oral:
  1. Practice Reading Aloud: Regular practice of reading aloud helps students improve their pronunciation, intonation, and fluency. Choose a variety of texts, including poems, passages, and news articles, to enhance reading skills.
  2. Expand Vocabulary: Encourage students to enrich their vocabulary by reading widely and actively seeking out new words. Use vocabulary-building exercises and games to make learning enjoyable and effective.
  3. Develop Critical Thinking: Stimulate critical thinking skills by discussing various topics and current affairs with students. Encourage them to express their opinions clearly and support their arguments with relevant examples.
  4. Enhance Listening Skills: Listening comprehension is essential for effective communication. Practice listening to audio recordings, podcasts, and conversations to improve listening skills and comprehension.
  5. Simulate Oral Examinations: Conduct mock oral examinations to simulate the actual exam environment. Provide constructive feedback and guidance to help students identify areas for improvement and build confidence.
Tips for PSLE English Oral Success:
  1. Stay Calm and Confident: Encourage students to remain calm and composed during the examination. Remind them to speak clearly, maintain eye contact, and project confidence throughout the conversation.
  2. Focus on Clarity and Fluency: Emphasize the importance of clarity and fluency in communication. Encourage students to speak at a moderate pace, enunciate words clearly, and avoid mumbling or rushing.
  3. Active Listening: Teach students to listen attentively to the examiner's questions and prompts. Encourage them to respond thoughtfully and engage in meaningful dialogue by asking questions and seeking clarification when necessary.
  4. Use Relevant Examples: Encourage students to support their responses with relevant examples, anecdotes, or personal experiences. This demonstrates critical thinking skills and adds depth to their answers.
  5. Practice Active Participation: Encourage students to actively participate in the conversation by asking questions, offering opinions, and contributing to the discussion. This demonstrates engagement and initiative, enhancing overall performance.
Conclusion:
Mastering the PSLE English Oral examination requires dedicated preparation, practice, and effective communication skills. By following the strategies and tips outlined in this guide, students can enhance their oral communication abilities and achieve success in the PSLE English Oral assessment.
With determination, diligence, and support, students can confidently navigate the challenges of the PSLE English Oral examination and excel in their academic journey.
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2024.05.14 12:58 Total-Mastodon-6888 The Global Talent Visa Pathway for Indian Tech Professionals

For skilled Indian tech professionals seeking to propel their careers on a global stage, the UK’s Global Talent Visa presents an exciting opportunity
. At Adric Immigration Consultants in Bangalore, we understand the aspirations of Indian IT talent and are dedicated to guiding you through the intricacies of this visa pathway.
This blog post delves into the details of the Global Talent Visa, empowering you to assess your eligibility and explore the potential this program holds for your future:
The Global Talent Visa: A Gateway to UK Tech Innovation
The Global Talent Visa, launched in 2020, aims to attract exceptional talent in science, digital technology, and arts & culture to contribute to the UK’s thriving innovation ecosystem.
Key Advantages:
Benefits for Indian Tech Professionals:
The UK tech sector is a global leader, offering exciting career prospects for skilled Indian professionals. The Global Talent Visa allows you to:
Eligibility: Are You a Global Tech Talent?
The Global Talent Visa has specific eligibility criteria. To qualify, you must meet at least one of the following requirements:
Understanding Your Options:
At Adric Immigration Consultants, we can assess your profile and recommend the most suitable route for your Global Talent Visa application, whether through endorsement, exceptional promise, or a job offer from a leading tech company.
Beyond Eligibility: Key Considerations for Indian Applicants
Understanding the Endorsement Process: The endorsement process can vary depending on the chosen endorsing body. Researching their specific requirements and preparing a strong endorsement application is crucial.
Demonstrating Exceptional Promise: For those applying under the “exceptional promise” category, evidence portfolios showcasing achievements must be well-structured and compelling.
Job Offer Considerations: If you have a job offer, ensure the company meets the requirements outlined by the UK government for sponsoring Global Talent Visa applicants.
Navigating the Application Process: The application process can involve gathering various documents and adhering to specific deadlines. Our team at Adric Immigration Consultants can guide you through each step.
Why Choose Adric Immigration Consultants as Your Partner?
At Adric Immigration Consultants, we have a proven track record of success in guiding Indian tech professionals through the Global Talent Visa process. Our team offers several key benefits:
Contact us today for a free consultation and let Adric Immigration Consultants be your trusted partner on the path to achieving your UK tech career aspirations. Together, we can turn your dream of working in the UK’s vibrant tech scene into a reality.
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2024.05.14 12:25 Simran_Rajput Dubai Visa from Sri Lanka

Dubai Visa from Sri Lanka

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Planning a trip to Dubai from Sri Lanka? Navigating the visa process is an essential step to ensure a hassle-free journey. Dubai, with its gleaming skyscrapers, cultural attractions, and luxurious lifestyle, attracts millions of tourists every year. For Sri Lankan citizens, obtaining a visa to Dubai involves understanding the different types available, fulfilling specific requirements, and following the application process diligently.

Types of Dubai Visas available for Sri Lankan citizens

Tourist Visa

The Tourist Visa allows Sri Lankan travelers to explore Dubai for leisure purposes. It is typically valid for 30 days and can be extended if needed.

Visit Visa

The Visit Visa is suitable for those visiting family or friends in Dubai. It also permits attending conferences, seminars, or business meetings in the emirate.

Transit Visa

If you have a layover in Dubai and plan to leave the airport, you can apply for a Transit Visa. It grants a short stay in the city for up to 96 hours.

Requirements for Dubai Visa from Sri Lanka

Before applying for a Dubai Visa, ensure you have the following documents and fulfill the criteria:

Passport validity

Your passport should have a minimum validity of six months from the date of entry into Dubai.

Application form

Complete the visa application form accurately, providing all necessary details.

Photographs

Submit recent passport-sized photographs as per the specifications outlined by the UAE authorities.

Proof of accommodation

Provide details of your accommodation arrangements in Dubai, such as hotel reservations or a letter of invitation from a host.

Proof of funds

Demonstrate sufficient funds to cover your stay in Dubai, including expenses for accommodation, meals, and activities.

How to apply for a Dubai Visa from Sri Lanka

Online application process

The most convenient method is to apply for a Dubai Visa online through the official channels or accredited travel websites.

Through a travel agency

Alternatively, you can seek assistance from authorized travel agencies that facilitate visa applications for Dubai.

Processing time and fees

The processing time for a Dubai Visa from Sri Lanka varies depending on the type of visa and the mode of application. Generally, it takes around 3 to 5 working days for processing. Fees also differ based on the visa category and urgency of processing.

Tips for a smooth Dubai Visa application process

  • Apply for your visa well in advance to avoid last-minute delays or issues.
  • Double-check all documents to ensure they meet the requirements specified by UAE authorities.
  • Keep track of your application status through online portals or contact the relevant authorities for updates.
  • Plan your travel itinerary and accommodation arrangements before applying for the visa.

Common mistakes to avoid when applying for a Dubai Visa from Sri Lanka

  • Providing incomplete or inaccurate information in the application form.
  • Submitting photographs that do not adhere to the specified guidelines.
  • Waiting until the last moment to apply, leading to potential delays or rejection.
  • Neglecting to provide sufficient proof of funds or accommodation arrangements.

Conclusion

Securing a Dubai Visa from Sri Lanka is a straightforward process if you understand the requirements and follow the prescribed procedures diligently. By choosing the right type of visa, preparing the necessary documents, and applying through authorized channels, you can embark on your Dubai journey with confidence.

FAQs

What is the validity period of a Dubai Visa for Sri Lankans?

The validity period varies depending on the type of visa. Tourist visas are typically valid for 30 days, while Visit visas may have longer durations.

Can I extend my Dubai Visa if needed?

Yes, certain types of visas, such as Tourist visas, can be extended within the UAE, subject to specific conditions and procedures.

Is it mandatory to have travel insurance for Dubai Visa application?

While travel insurance is not mandatory for Dubai Visa application, it is recommended to have comprehensive coverage for medical emergencies and trip cancellations.

Can I travel to other emirates of the UAE with a Dubai Visa?

Yes, holders of Dubai visas can travel to other emirates of the UAE, including Abu Dhabi and Sharjah, during their visit.

What should I do if my Dubai Visa application gets rejected?

If your Dubai Visa application gets rejected, you can reapply after addressing the reasons for rejection or seek guidance from authorized visa consultants for assistance.
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2024.05.14 10:24 dmodulation Who Are the Leading PPC Companies in Delhi?

Are you overwhelmed with Delhi's PPC company offerings? Digital Modulation is able to give support!
As a digital marketing company, we know how crucial it is to choose the ideal PPC partner in order to boost your company's performance. But where do you even start when there are so many options?
Unveiling the PPC Powerhouses: How to Find the Perfect Partner in Delhi
In today's digital landscape, pay-per-click (PPC) advertising is an essential tool for businesses of all sizes in Delhi. It allows you to target your ideal customers with laser precision, driving qualified leads and boosting sales. But with a plethora of PPC companies vying for your attention, choosing the right partner can feel like navigating a labyrinth.
Modulation Digital, your trusted digital marketing ally, is here to equip you with the knowledge and resources to make an informed decision. We understand the significance of finding the perfect PPC partner to propel your business forward. Here, we'll unveil the secrets to selecting a leading PPC company in Delhi and unlock the potential of a powerful partnership.
Why Modulation Digital is Your Ideal PPC Partner Scout
We go beyond being just another agency. We're your strategic allies, committed to your success. Here's what sets us apart:
Expert Guidance: We don't believe in a one-size-fits-all approach. Through a free PPC consultation, we'll delve into your unique business goals and budget constraints. This in-depth analysis equips you with the key factors to consider when selecting the ideal PPC company for your specific needs.
Curated Shortlists: Forget the overwhelming task of scouring online directories. By leveraging our industry connections and expertise, we'll create a shortlist of leading PPC companies in Delhi that perfectly align with your requirements.
Demystifying the Selection Process: Evaluating potential PPC partners can be a daunting task. We'll provide a clear framework outlining crucial criteria to ensure you make the best decision:
Proven Track Record: Past performance is the best indicator of future success. Look for companies with a demonstrated history of achieving PPC goals for businesses similar to yours.
Google Ads Certified Specialists: Don't settle for anything less than certified experts. These professionals possess the in-depth knowledge and skills to navigate the complexities of Google Ads, ensuring your campaigns are managed effectively.
Transparency Champions: Clear communication is vital for a successful partnership. Choose a company that prioritizes transparency and provides regular, detailed reports. This allows you to stay informed, track progress, and measure your return on investment (ROI).
Data-Driven Decisions: Effective PPC management requires a data-driven approach. Find a company that utilizes data analytics to constantly refine and optimize your campaigns for maximum impact.
The Power of Partnering with a Leading PPC Company
By joining forces with the right PPC partner, you unlock a treasure trove of benefits:
Amplified Brand Awareness: Reach a wider audience of potential customers actively searching for your products or services online. Watch your brand visibility soar!
High-Quality Lead Generation: Stop attracting unqualified leads. Generate high-value leads with a stronger conversion potential, boosting your sales and revenue.
Maximized Return on Investment: Eliminate wasted clicks and ad spend. Ensure your PPC campaigns are laser-focused and deliver a clear and measurable return on your investment.
Partnering together with the ideal PPC provider, you can:
Boost Brand Awareness: Expand your reach and draw in prospective clients who are actively looking for your goods or services.
Create Qualified Leads: Draw in prospects who are more likely to become paying clients.
Boost ROI: Make sure your PPC advertisements are effective and well-targeted to get the most out of your expenditure.
Ready to Unleash the Power of PPC?
Don't navigate the world of PPC alone. Let Modulation Digital be your guide. Contact us today for a free consultation and unlock the power of a leading PPC partnership! We'll help you find the perfect match to propel your business growth and achieve your digital marketing goals.
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2024.05.14 08:58 redprofessoinal The Birth of Project Management Best Practices: A Brief History of PMI

The Project Management Institute (PMI) stands as a cornerstone organization within the project management field. Its influence on professionalizing project management practices and its globally recognized certifications have demonstrably impacted the success of countless projects worldwide. But how did PMI come to be? Let's delve into the fascinating history of this organization.
Humble Beginnings: 1969
The story of PMI starts in 1969. A group of five volunteers, passionate about establishing project management as a recognized profession, came together. These pioneers, recognized as PMI's founders, believed in the importance of standardized practices and knowledge sharing to elevate project success rates.
A Milestone Year:
This pivotal year witnessed the official launch of PMI, incorporated in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Additionally, PMI held its first-ever symposium in Atlanta, Georgia. Though attended by a modest group of 83 individuals, this event marked the beginning of a vibrant community dedicated to advancing project management.
Growth and Standardization:
The following decades saw PMI experience steady growth. The organization developed its Project Management Body of Knowledge (PMBOK® Guide), a foundational resource outlining core project management processes and best practices. PMI also established its flagship certification, the Project Management Professional (PMP), which quickly gained recognition as a benchmark for project management expertise.
A Global Force:
Today, PMI boasts a global membership exceeding one million professionals across various industries. It offers a comprehensive suite of certifications catering to diverse project management specializations, including Agile, Risk Management, and Program Management. PMI chapters and communities foster collaboration and knowledge exchange around the world.
Looking Ahead:
As the project management landscape continues to evolve, PMI remains at the forefront. By adapting its offerings and resources to address emerging trends and technologies, PMI ensures its continued relevance in promoting project success across the globe.
Conclusion:
From its humble beginnings with five passionate volunteers to its current status as a global leader in project management, PMI's story is one of dedication, innovation, and a steadfast commitment to excellence. The organization's influence on professionalizing project management practices continues to shape the success of countless projects worldwide.
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2024.05.14 08:30 officecompliancema Understanding Electrical Compliance in the UK: A Comprehensive Guide

Understanding Electrical Compliance in the UK: A Comprehensive Guide
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In the United Kingdom, electrical compliance is a vital aspect of ensuring the safety and reliability of electrical installations in both residential and commercial settings. From regulations and standards to testing and certification, adherence to electrical compliance requirements is essential for safeguarding lives and property. In this comprehensive guide, we delve into the intricacies of electrical compliance in the UK, shedding light on its importance, key regulations, testing procedures, and the role of professionals in maintaining electrical safety standards.
Importance of Electrical Compliance
Electrical compliance regulations exist to protect individuals, properties, and businesses from the dangers associated with faulty electrical installations. Compliance ensures that electrical systems meet stringent safety standards, reducing the risk of electric shocks, fires, and other hazards. By adhering to electrical compliance requirements, property owners can demonstrate their commitment to safety, minimise liability, and comply with legal obligations outlined in the Electricity at Work Regulations 1989.
Key Regulations and Standards
In the UK, electrical compliance is governed by a framework of regulations and standards established to maintain high levels of safety and quality in electrical installations. Some of the key regulations and standards include:
  1. The Electricity at Work Regulations 1989: This legislation sets out legal requirements for the safe use, operation, and maintenance of electrical systems in the workplace. It places duties on employers, employees, and self-employed individuals to ensure that electrical installations are safe and fit for purpose.
  2. BS 7671 (IET Wiring Regulations): Commonly referred to as the Wiring Regulations, BS 7671 is the UK's national standard for electrical installations. It provides comprehensive guidance on the design, installation, inspection, and testing of electrical systems, covering everything from wiring methods to protective measures and earthing arrangements.
  3. Building Regulations: Part P of the Building Regulations in England and Wales, and equivalent regulations in Scotland and Northern Ireland, impose requirements for electrical safety in domestic properties. These regulations govern electrical installations in new buildings, extensions, and alterations, ensuring compliance with safety standards and certification by competent persons.
Testing and Certification
Testing and certification are integral components of electrical compliance, serving to verify the safety, performance, and compliance of electrical installations. Qualified electricians and electrical contractors conduct various tests and inspections to assess the integrity and functionality of electrical systems. Some common testing procedures include:
  1. Visual Inspection: A visual inspection involves assessing the condition of electrical components, such as switches, sockets, cables, and distribution boards, for signs of damage, wear, or non-compliance with regulations.
  2. Continuity Testing: Continuity testing checks the integrity of electrical conductors, ensuring that connections are secure and free from breaks or faults that could impede the flow of electricity.
  3. Insulation Resistance Testing: Insulation resistance testing measures the resistance of insulation materials surrounding electrical conductors, helping to identify potential faults, leaks, or deterioration that could compromise safety.
  4. Earth Fault Loop Impedance Testing: This test evaluates the effectiveness of earth fault protection devices by measuring the impedance of the earth fault loop, ensuring that protective measures are capable of operating effectively in the event of a fault.
Upon completion of testing, electrical installations deemed compliant with regulatory requirements are issued with certificates or reports confirming their safety and compliance status. These certificates provide assurance to property owners, insurers, and regulatory authorities that electrical installations meet established standards and pose minimal risk to occupants and property.
Role of Professionals in Electrical Compliance
Qualified electricians and electrical contractors play a pivotal role in ensuring electrical compliance by applying their expertise, knowledge, and experience to design, install, inspect, test, and certify electrical installations. These professionals undergo rigorous training and certification to acquire the skills necessary to carry out their duties competently and safely. Their responsibilities include:
  1. Design and Installation: Electricians design and install electrical systems in accordance with relevant regulations and standards, considering factors such as load requirements, circuit protection, earthing arrangements, and fire safety.
  2. Inspection and Testing: Electricians conduct thorough inspections and testing of electrical installations to identify any defects, non-compliance issues, or safety hazards. They use specialised equipment and techniques to assess the condition and performance of electrical systems accurately.
  3. Certification and Documentation: Upon completion of testing and inspection, electricians issue certificates, reports, or documentation confirming the compliance status of electrical installations. These documents serve as evidence of compliance and facilitate regulatory compliance, insurance purposes, and property transactions.
  4. Maintenance and Remedial Work: Electricians perform routine maintenance and remedial work to ensure the ongoing safety and reliability of electrical installations. They address any faults, defects, or deficiencies identified during inspections or testing, implementing corrective measures to restore compliance and functionality.
In summary, electrical compliance London is a fundamental aspect of electrical safety and regulatory compliance in the UK. By adhering to regulations, standards, and testing procedures, property owners can ensure the safety, reliability, and legal compliance of their electrical installations. Qualified electricians and electrical contractors play a crucial role in achieving and maintaining electrical compliance, safeguarding lives, property, and businesses from the risks associated with electrical hazards.
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2024.05.14 08:22 talkiemateapp Create Personalized Meal Plan for Free: A Comprehensive Guide

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Are you looking to improve your eating habits, manage your weight, or optimize your nutrition but unsure where to start? Creating a personalized meal plan can be the first step towards achieving your health and wellness goals. In this comprehensive guide, we’ll explore how you can create a personalized meal plan for free, along with the option to work with a dedicated health and wellness coach like Olivia Thompson to take your meal planning to the next level.
Understanding the Importance of a Personalized Meal Plan
A personalized meal plan takes into account your individual dietary preferences, health goals, nutritional needs, and lifestyle factors. By tailoring your meals to suit your specific requirements, you can improve your overall health, manage chronic conditions, enhance athletic performance, and even support weight loss or weight gain goals.
Steps to Create a Personalized Meal Plan for Free
Assess Your Current Eating Habits: Before creating a meal plan, it’s essential to understand your current eating habits. Keep a food diary for a few days to track what you eat and drink, including portion sizes and meal times.
Set Your Health Goals: Determine what you want to achieve with your meal plan. Whether it’s losing weight, improving energy levels, managing a health condition, or simply eating more healthily, having clear goals will guide your meal planning efforts.
Identify Nutritional Needs: Consider any specific nutritional requirements you may have based on factors such as age, gender, activity level, and health status. For example, athletes may need more carbohydrates for energy, while individuals with certain medical conditions may need to limit sodium or sugar intake.
Plan Balanced Meals: Aim to include a variety of nutrient-dense foods from all food groups in your meal plan. This includes fruits, vegetables, whole grains, lean proteins, and healthy fats. Focus on creating balanced meals that provide a mix of carbohydrates, protein, and fat to support overall health and energy levels.
Use Online Resources and Apps: Take advantage of online resources and meal planning apps that offer free tools and templates for creating personalized meal plans. These platforms often provide features such as recipe databases, grocery lists, and meal prep tips to simplify the process.
Experiment and Adjust: Creating the perfect meal plan may require some trial and error. Be willing to experiment with different foods, recipes, and portion sizes to find what works best for you. Monitor your progress and make adjustments as needed to ensure you’re meeting your health goals.
Benefits of Working with a Health and Wellness Coach
While creating a personalized meal plan for free is a great starting point, working with a dedicated health and wellness coach can offer additional support and guidance. A coach like Olivia Thompson can provide:
Expertise and Guidance: Olivia Thompson is a certified health and wellness coach with extensive knowledge and experience in nutrition and healthy eating habits. She can offer personalized advice and guidance tailored to your individual needs and goals.
Accountability and Motivation: Having a coach to keep you accountable can help you stay on track with your meal plan and make healthier choices. Olivia can provide motivation, encouragement, and support to help you overcome challenges and stay committed to your health journey.
Customized Meal Plans: Olivia Thompson can work with you to create customized meal plans that align with your dietary preferences, health goals, and lifestyle. She can help you plan meals that are delicious, nutritious, and easy to prepare, making it easier to stick to your meal plan long-term.
Education and Empowerment: In addition to meal planning, Olivia Thompson can educate you about nutrition, portion control, mindful eating, and other healthy habits. She empowers you with the knowledge and skills you need to make informed decisions about your health and well-being.
How to Get Started with Olivia Thompson
Ready to take your meal planning to the next level? You can work with Olivia Thompson, a dedicated health and wellness coach, to create professional personalized meal plans tailored to your needs and goals. Simply visit Olivia’s Talkiemate profile here to start your conversation today.
Conclusion
Creating a personalized meal plan for free is an excellent way to improve your diet, manage your weight, and optimize your nutrition. By following the steps outlined in this guide and leveraging online resources and apps, you can create a meal plan that suits your individual needs and preferences. Additionally, working with a dedicated health and wellness coach like Olivia Thompson can provide personalized support, guidance, and motivation to help you achieve your health and wellness goals. Whether you’re looking to lose weight, improve your energy levels, or simply eat more healthily, creating a personalized meal plan is a valuable step towards a happier and healthier you.
References:
“The Importance of Meal Planning for a Healthy Diet” – Healthline
“The Benefits of Personalized Meal Plans” – Eat This, Not That!
“How to Create a Personalized Meal Plan” – MyFitnessPal
“The Role of Health Coaches in Nutrition Education” – American Nutrition Association
“Understanding Macronutrients: Carbohydrates, Proteins, and Fats” – Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
“Choosing Healthy Fats” – Mayo Clinic
“The Science Behind Meal Planning” – PubMed
“Meal Planning Apps and Websites” – Verywell Fit
“Understanding Nutrition Labels” – U.S. Food and Drug Administration
“The Role of Nutrition in Weight Management” – Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
Disclaimer: Always consult with a healthcare professional before making any significant changes to your diet or exercise routine.
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2024.05.14 08:14 raksavds Journey of Child Development

Journey of Child Development
Child development is a magnificent odyssey, a captivating blend of scientific marvel and heartwarming milestones. It's the awe-inspiring process of how your child blossoms from a helpless newborn into a curious and capable young individual. This incredible journey encompasses several key domains:
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  • Physical Development: Witnessing your baby gain strength, mastering the art of rolling over, crawling, walking, and eventually running brings immense joy to any parent. Physical development also involves refining fine motor skills, like grasping and manipulating objects with increasing dexterity.
  • Cognitive Development: This realm focuses on learning and thinking. It encompasses memory, problem-solving, creativity, and imagination. As your child interacts with the world, they acquire new knowledge and develop unique ways of understanding their surroundings.
  • Social and Emotional Development: Here, your child learns to interact effectively with others, build friendships, manage emotions appropriately, and develop a strong sense of self. It's about fostering healthy relationships and navigating the complexities of social situations.
  • Language Development: From the initial coos and babbles to forming words, constructing sentences, and engaging in meaningful conversations, witnessing your child's language skills blossom is truly remarkable.

Milestones: A Roadmap, Not a Rigid Path

Remember, every child develops at their own pace. Milestones serve as a general guide, providing a glimpse into the skills your child might be acquiring at different ages. Many resources, including online sources and information from pediatricians, outline these developmental benchmarks.
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It's crucial to remember that milestones are a roadmap, not a rigid rulebook. If you have concerns about your child's development, talking to their doctor is always the best course of action. Early intervention can significantly impact a child's life.

Nurturing Your Child's Growth: Simple Steps, Big Impact

Here are some practical tips to support your child's development in all these domains:
  • The Power of Play: Engaging your child in interactive play is essential for all developmental areas. Sing songs together, read captivating stories, build with blocks, and explore the wonders of the outdoors.
  • Positive Reinforcement is Key: Encouragement and praise are powerful tools for building your child's confidence and motivation. Celebrate their efforts and accomplishments, no matter how big or small.
  • Create a Safe and Stimulating Environment: Provide a space where your child feels secure and has ample opportunities to explore and learn. Age-appropriate toys, engaging books, and stimulating activities can spark curiosity and promote growth.
  • Be a Role Model: Children are keen observers, learning through imitation. Demonstrate positive social skills, healthy emotional regulation, and a genuine love for learning.
  • Open Communication is Essential: Talk to your child, actively listen to their questions, and answer them thoughtfully. This fosters a strong bond and helps them develop their communication skills.
Child development is a remarkable adventure, filled with love, laughter, and a thirst for knowledge. By understanding the different domains of development, keeping an eye on milestones as a guide, and creating a nurturing environment, you can empower your child on their journey to becoming a happy, healthy, and well-rounded individual.
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2024.05.14 07:24 Nestaboardimmi Your Guide to a Smooth Canada Tourist Visa From India - Nestabroad Immigration

Your Guide to a Smooth Canada Tourist Visa From India - Nestabroad Immigration

Introduction

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The vast expanse of Canada beckons travelers worldwide, with its awe-inspiring natural wonders, cosmopolitan cities brimming with cultural diversity, and a welcoming atmosphere. Indian citizens yearning to explore this magnificent country can unlock unforgettable experiences with a Canada Tourist Visa. Imagine scaling the majestic Canadian Rockies, strolling through the historic cobblestone streets of Quebec City, or immersing yourself in the vibrant multicultural mosaic of Toronto – a Canada Tourist Visa makes these adventures and more a reality.

NestAbroad: Your Trusted Partner for a Hassle-Free Canada Tourist Visa from India

At NestAbroad, a leading immigration consultancy with a proven track record in visa applications, we understand the complexities of navigating the Canada Tourist Visa process for Indian citizens. Our team of dedicated visa specialists is here to guide you through every step, ensuring a stress-free and efficient application experience. We offer personalized consultations, meticulous document reviews, and expert assistance throughout the process, maximizing your chances of obtaining your Canada Tourist Visa from India.

Exploring Canada's Wonders: Reasons for a Tourist Visa

A Canada Tourist Visa from India empowers Indian citizens to enter Canada for temporary purposes such as:
Leisure Travel: Explore the breathtaking beauty of Canada's national parks, from the majestic Banff National Park with its turquoise glacial lakes to the rugged Cape Breton Highlands National Park boasting dramatic coastlines. Wander bustling cities like Toronto, a center of global commerce and cultural diversity, or Vancouver, a scenic metropolis nestled amidst mountains and water.
Visiting Family and Friends: Reconnect with loved ones residing in Canada. Strengthen family bonds, create lasting memories together, and experience the joy of shared experiences.
Cultural Exploration: Immerse yourself in Canada's vibrant cultural tapestry. Attend world-renowned festivals like the Montreal International Jazz Festival or the Calgary Stampede. Explore unique traditions of diverse communities, from French-Canadian heritage in Quebec to vibrant First Nations cultures across the country.

Understanding Eligibility for a Canada Tourist Visa from India

To be eligible for a Canada Tourist Visa as an Indian citizen, you must meet specific requirements established by Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC). Here's a breakdown of key eligibility factors:
Valid Indian Passport: Your passport must be valid for at least six months beyond your intended stay in Canada and have at least two blank pages for visa issuance.
Proof of Travel Plans: Demonstrate a clear purpose for your visit by providing a detailed itinerary, booking confirmations for accommodation and flights, and evidence of pre-paid tours if applicable.
Financial Stability: Present proof of sufficient financial resources to support yourself during your stay in Canada. This may include bank statements, income tax returns, or proof of employment.
Ties to India: Establish strong ties to your home country, demonstrating your intention to return to India after your visit in Canada. This could include proof of property ownership, employment, or ongoing studies in India.
Medical Insurance: Obtain valid medical insurance coverage for the duration of your stay in Canada to cover any potential medical emergencies.

Preparing a Strong Canada Tourist Visa Application

A well-prepared application is crucial for obtaining your Canada Tourist Visa from India. Here are some essential steps to follow:
Gather Necessary Documentation: Meticulously collect all required documents as outlined by IRCC. These typically include a completed visa application form, your valid Indian passport, passport-size photographs, proof of travel plans and accommodation, financial documents, proof of ties to India, and medical insurance confirmation.
Review Application Thoroughly: Carefully review your application before submission to ensure all information is accurate and up-to-date. Eliminate any errors or inconsistencies to avoid delays in processing.
Seek Professional Guidance: Consider seeking assistance from an experienced immigration consultant like NestAbroad. Our team can guide you through the application process, ensure completeness, and address any complexities you may encounter.

Additional Considerations for Indian Travelers

Here are some additional factors to keep in mind when applying for a Canada Tourist Visa from India:
Processing Times: Be mindful of potential processing times for your Canada Tourist Visa application. Plan your trip well in advance, considering the estimated processing timeframe provided by IRCC.
Visa Fees: There are associated fees for applying for a Canada Tourist Visa. Familiarize yourself with the current visa processing fees and ensure you include the necessary payment with your application.
Biometric Requirements: In some cases, you may be required to provide biometric information (fingerprints and photograph) at a designated visa application center.

Benefits of Partnering with NestAbroad for Your Canada Tourist Visa from India

NestAbroad offers a multitude of benefits to ensure a smooth and successful Canada Tourist Visa application process for Indian citizens:
Personalized Guidance: We provide one-on-one consultations to understand your specific travel plans and tailor our services accordingly. This ensures your application effectively reflects your intended visit to Canada.
Expert Document Review: Our team meticulously reviews your application package to ensure all necessary documents are included and presented accurately. We identify any potential issues and guide you on rectification, minimizing the risk of delays or rejections.
Streamlined Process: We guide you through each step of the application process, eliminating confusion and streamlining the procedure. Our clear communication keeps you informed throughout the journey.
Maximized Approval Chances: Our extensive experience in handling applications for Canada Tourist Visa from India allows us to anticipate potential roadblocks and devise strategies to overcome them. This significantly increases your chances of obtaining your visa and embarking on your dream Canadian adventure.

Conclusion:

Contact NestAbroad today and schedule a free consultation with our visa specialists. Let us navigate the complexities of the application process of Canada Tourist Visa from India. With our expertise, personalized approach, and unwavering support, you can embark on your dream Canadian adventure with confidence. Get ready to experience the breathtaking landscapes, vibrant cities, and captivating culture that Canada has to offer.
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2024.05.14 03:11 OttoVonBlastoid Nature Of A Homeless Musician: Special Thanks/Announcements

Nature Of A Homeless Musician: Special Thanks/Announcements
Hello all! Otto here. And, as you all now know. NoaHM has finally come to an end. It's been a hell of a ride that I'll never forget. But before I move on to thanking specific people and telling you all what's in store, I wanted to be a bit mushy for a minute if you'll indulge me...

When I first heard of NoP, I was in the middle of the night shift that I'm still working to this day. I had a single ear bud in, which was TECHNICALLY against the rules, and still is but fuck 'em. And to pass the time, I listened to stories. Either Mr. Creeps' Creepypasta compilations or, in this case, Agro Squirrel's Tales From Outer SPACE series. And eventually, I heard the name, The Nature Of Predators...and it all went downhill from there as you all can well imagine.

Jokes aside, I fell in love with the story and universe and decided to check out the community. And soon, I found the very first fic I ever read on here, "My Floridian Arxur Daughter". From that point on, I was hooked. I read "Arxur Nursery", "The New Terran Refugee", "Feathers Of Deceit", "Lost In Found", "Recipe For Disaster", "Playing By Ear", and so, SO many more. The sheer amount of creativity on display was amazing. And so...I decided to try my hand at it.

I'd already written a short creepypasta, as well as a small five-part miniseries based off of one of my friends DnD campaigns, so I had a LITTLE experience, but I still hadn't taken a single writing course or knew...anything about what I was doing, so I decided to try something small. (That worked out well...)

I was in the middle of rereading "Floridian Arxur Daughter" for...maybe the sixth time when a particular scene stuck out to me. Something about it...made something click in my head. After evacuating young Chalta from the house, her big bother Carlos and his girlfriend Salisek decide to take her out on a drive, and while their driving, Carlos mentions his ability to sing, and after both Chalta and Salisek both ask for a demonstration, he sings a beautiful rendition of "Send Me A Peach" from Over The Garden Wall.

It was a touching scene, and hearing the song from Chalta's point of view clicked with me. It was by this point that I'd also discovered "Playing By Ear" by u/VeryUnluckyDice, which was essentially this "listening to music through the perspective of someone else's mind" idea made manifest. And that's where it all began. I made a post, proposing the premise of my story, and while I didn't get a LOT of feedback, most of the feedback I got was positive. And a few days later, "Nature Of A Homeless Musician: Prologue" was born, in all of its overly edgy glory. And well...you know the rest from there...

I never could have imagined just how big this story would get. It was NEVER supposed to grow this much, touch so many people, inspire so many others to make stuff themselves. Sure, I hoped that it might, but I never thought it would! But now...here we are...

I...can't put into words, how thankful I am to each and every single one of you, who gave my little idea a chance. It means more to me then I could ever describe. Ever since I was a kid, I knew I wanted to make my living by making things! At first, I thought that just meant being a Youtuber, like every cringy middle schooler does, but now...I think I get it... I've always wanted to be able to make things, and for those things to make OTHER people happy. Make them laugh, make them cry, make them smile, and make their days just a little bit brighter.

I've...long since given up that old dream... I just didn't think it was possible, not for me anyways. But you all proved me wrong. Every comment, every meme, every bit of art you guys make...proves me wrong. When I got my first bit of fanart, I cried at my monitor. Because for the first time in so long that I can't even remember, I was happy. I was so, so happy, because it genuinely felt like this dream that I've had since I was a kid was finally possible. Someone discovered something I made, and enjoyed it enough, loved it enough, got invested enough, to make something themselves just to show me and everyone else just how much they loved it.... And it made me happy, so, so damn happy.

So thank you. Thank you all so much for everything you do. Thank you for reading, commenting, replying, suggesting, joking, laughing, creating, and expressing with me. It means more than you'll ever know. And even if I don't end up pursuing writing after this, my life will never be the same, thanks to all of you.

If you're reading this, right here, right now, YOU, yes YOU... Thank you...for everything you do. And even if you don't think so, I think you're one of the most amazing people in this ass-backwards galaxy of ours. Thank you.

Now then, on to specific thanks:

u/Bow-tied_Engineer: You were literally the first person to tell me that this fic was a good idea. If you hadn't been there in the comments, I might not have gone through with it. And even since then, you've still been an absolute chad. We might not have the same taste in romance sub-plots, but I'll always respect you and your takes. Thank you, for giving me the confidence to give this a try.

u/CaptainChristopher02: The man himself. Your fic, "My Floridian Arxur Daughter" as well as "My Brazilian Arxur Nursery" were, as stated before, the very first fic I read on the sub. And your work was the first tiny spark that slowly became NoaHM. I've said it multiple times, and I'll say it again, if there was no "Arxur Daughter", there would be no "Homeless Musician". When I first started writing, I didn't even think I'd ever even meet you, but the fact that I have, and that you've joined my own little community of music and Tohba memes means the world to me.

u/VeryUnluckyDice: Reading through "Playing By Ear" for the first time was an experience I'll never forget. It was so interesting and different to almost everything else on the sub at the time except "Venlil Metal". You've done so much to inspire me and my work and even now, you're still an absolute chad and someone this community just wouldn't be the same without. I'm really looking forward to the day when our two stories really do cross. It'll be a grand sonata of sound the likes of which this sub has never seen, I just know it!

u/JulianSkies: Ever since you first started commenting on my chapters, you have been an absolutely ENDLESS source of positivity, helpful advice, information on the setting, proofreading, and all around good vibes. I always look forward to seeing what you have to say on the most recent post, and I hope you decide to stick around for whatever comes next. Thank you.

u/xskipy10: Good lord, where to even begin with you? Before, when I mentioned that first bit of fanart that made me cry, that was YOUR artwork. And that one picture, of Michael and the rest of the main cast has had such an enormous impact on not just me, but the rest of the sub as a whole. It was that one picture that gave me hope that the dream I've had since I was a kid was possible. It was your artwork of Tohba that, TO THIS DAY, Dovah is still using to award people who beat him to the precious title of "SPEED". I mean it when I say you are an absolute treasure, not just to me and my story, but to the entire NoP community.

u/OmegaOmnimon02: Before there was GuyWhoExists, there was Omega, the fastest memer in The West. You were the architect of the origianl "Rejoice! Tohba Be Upon Ye" meme, and it has since been used to this day as a form of mutual celebration for all. You've been one of my avid supporters for a long time now, and seeing another of your shitposts in the Discord never fails to brighten my day. Thank you for all that you do.

u/DOVAHCREED12: I swear, if you aren't SPEED when this post drops, I'm gonna be so disappointed. Jokes aside, I have loved and appreciated every single Venbig hug I have ever received from you. Back when I first started writing this, the "Official Venbig Seal Of Approval" was this vaunted, holy, symbol that a lowly peasant such as myself would never be able to earn. And then one appeared in my comments and it felt like freaking Christmas. Thank you so much for giving my story a chance.

u/Ben_Elohim_2020: I'll never get over just how hilarious our first meeting was. What was meant to be a quick one-to-two chapter long side trip with some shady dude in an alley completely spiraled into a giant, five-part, spat with the actual Space Mafia known as The Family. While the Twilight Valley Arc was divisive for a lot of people reading, I hope you know I had a MASSIVE amount of fun writing it with you, and I can't wait to see where you're future projects lead.

Papyroo: (Sorry, I can't remember your new Reddit name) Along with Omega, I've always looked forward to seeing what you have to say when it comes to my fic. And the impact you've had on my story can't be overstated. The Ficnapping you did is the reason that Tohba now has his blue "Tiwfish" plushie. And the events of your addition to my canon will continue to be referenced and fondly looked back on by my characters for a long time to come.

u/Spacer_Catgirl4969: I remember a time when you were still SpacerNEKO. You were always one of my most avid commenters way back when, and I always appreciated your kind words. And I still can't express how cool it was that you actually made a pixel art music video for Dohkar. It still holds up, even now. You and Guywhoexists should TOTALLY work on a project together. With your combined pixel art skills, who knows what's possible?!

u/Mini-Tonk: Well, if it isn't the Rat boi, himself. You have never once faltered in your efforts to not only support my work, but also protect Tohba from the shadows. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed, and you canonically making ME a character in your fic is still hilarious and heartwarming. Thank you for everything you do.

u/Guywhoexists2812: While you are one of the newest members of our little NoaHM family, that hasn't stopped you from being one of the most active and creative folks we have to offer. The sheer amount of memes and pixel art you've created is downright INSPIRATIONAL. Along with Skipy, whenever someone comes up with a cute idea for art, I know you'll find some way to pull through. Keep creating, King. You are no mere "Guy". You are a KING who exists!

And of course, u/SpacePaladin15 for creating this awesome universe to begin with, without whom, none of use would be here right now.

There are two other names missing on this list, but that's mostly because I'm currently working on a project with them and I don't want to spoil anything...yet.

And speaking of future projects! ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!!!!

It's been one hell of a wild ride, hasn't it? But I tell you this: THE RIDE AIN'T OVER YET!!!!! But...it will be slowing down for a while...

After working on this story for so long, (especially that triple upload. GOD, what was I thinking?!) I am in dire need of rest. So, for now, I will be going on about a month-long hiatus from posting, except for a small occasion here and there. I'll still be active in the community, especially on Discord, but you won't get any big story updates for a while.

Does this mean that I'm done and the story's over? No.

This was but the first arc in the tale of Michael Ruiz Andrews and his family. There will INDEED be MOAR!!!

More music! More hijinks! More action! More romance! More drama! More touching family moments! And, of COURSE, MORE TOHBA!!!!

There will be MOAR!!! Just not yet. My Hiatus will officially start tomorrow after a belated NoaHM Mother's Day Special. I also have a Father's Day Special planned for next month as well. But other than the occasional announcement post, you won't be getting anything story-related out of me until my break is over and I'm ready to unveil the next project I and three other creators have been working on. I won't say anything more on the project, but I will say to keep an eye out...

"But Otto!", I hear you ask.

"If there won't be any more big story updates, how will I get my fix of Baby-roo induced dopamine?! My brain requires more Tohba and Ven-floof memes to give me the goody good chemicals!!!"

Well my friend, I have just the solution for you!!! A SHAMELESS SELF-PLUG!!!

Most of you may already know, but Nature Of A Homeless Musician has its OWN DISCORD SERVER!!!!!!

We've got MEMES, STORY IDEAS, FOOD SO FULL OF LOVE THAT MAMA-ROO HERSELF COULD'VE MADE IT!

We got fanart, gaming chats, and we even plan the occasional movie night!

As well, as soon as this post goes live, I'll be adding a new channel specifically for Q&A and Trivia!
For Example:

Did you know that NoaHM was originally meant to only be ten chapters long?

Did you know Trilly and Dailo were created entirely on accident?

Did you know that the events of the FINALE have been remade, reorganized, and rewritten at LEAST four times?

Did you know...THAT TOHBA WAS BASED OFF A REAL PERSON?!

All of these things are true! And if you want to learn more about the making of this series, direct from my brain, the come on in and ask away!

All I ask in return is that you follow the rules I've laid out a generally not be a jerk. We're here to have fun and be wholesome, so let's keep it that way. I hope to see you there!

https://discord.gg/YSysvHHx

And now, lastly, here's nearly EVERY single meme bit of fanart I've received:

And once again, from the bottom of my heart, with all the love I can muster, thank you.

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Thank you... Thank you all...
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2024.05.13 23:55 sadallthetimeagain [1127] Moving Right Along

I felt myself getting a little heated in today's CASA group discussions about "trauma." For every 10 times you'll hear that word, "resilience" will come up maybe once. I think most of us are aware of how arm-chairy and buzzworthy trauma and therapy have become. It's one of the latest cultural trends that facilitate a fluidity to presumed-more-informed conversation, without the practice of developing finer lines of understanding and distinction.
On the basis of your invocation of "trauma" you can rush to provide "help" and "services" and begin blaming an incredible amount of "mental health issues" or "unresolved childhoods." It's literally the cliche of a freshman's behavior after enrolling in their first college psychology course on blast. They've already invoked unsubstantiated pseudo-science and pop-culture explicitly not psychology as tools to provide frameworks for understanding your families. When someone infers substance abuse from a story just because the accusation was levied or any kind of drug was referenced at any level, their conclusions or assumptions go unchecked. It's predictably baking a recipe for an unnecessary mess on top of whatever the family is going through.
You can feel the tension every time you speak in "checking" ways. This happens to me routinely. One of the presenters spoke to the biased and incomplete ways that foster parents or aggravated family members might speak to the nature of the case or anyone's character. I pointed out that case managers can leave out details and massage stories to fit their ends as well. That got ignored and we moved right along. It's a real concern, and you need to know how to protect your relationship with someone who might be specifically directed to undermine your effort to advocate with the evidence.
But it doesn't feel "pleasant" or "decent" when you "want to believe the best" about your colleagues. Is it less true? Absolutely not. I was literally forced into that position from predatory supervisors and watched dipshit coworkers skip along those disingenuous lines without hesitation. Anecdotes fawning over better-inclined and capable FCMs do nothing to erase that.
So I started thinking about "discomfort" broadly. Another concept that's been wholesale abused. We needed to be way too on guard for what or whether we said might be a "micro aggression" or would cause someone to feel "unsafe" or "uncomfortable." Again, our pop psychology and propensity to overstate the noisiest out-ragers, made it so critical thinking and doubt became sinful in and of themselves. Facts don't matter in that space. "Being heard" is afforded only if you're claiming victimhood, but then, only victimhood of a certain type. The own-goal that is reactionary politics when you forgo any genuine attempt at taking someone's, almost certainly mostly irrational but nonetheless real, concern seriously is the ongoing consequence we get to suffer.
I think the more you practice observing conversational patterns, word choices, and trends, you can start to see previously "abstract" things considerably more acutely. One thing I notice is a propensity for "moving right along." I don't care what the topic is, there's a "normal" pace and pater that is preferred. Violate that, and it's time to move on. Point out the failings of the people you're supposed to trust most or even ingratiate yourself to? Let's move right along into the next module, as we all know there's nothing much more to say about that.
Another pattern I notice is the "taken aback pause." It's not precisely a reaction to being "offended," but it's a stark enough detail or way of relaying information that who you're speaking with was not prepared to engage that intensely. If they're quick, it'll be a brink-of-condescending acknowledgement before moving-right-along, or if they're not quick, it'll be a placating obfuscating of what you said to "even things out."Again, these are imprecise norms of conversational behavior around the particulars of one culture at one point in time, but they're real and of consequence whether or not you can see them.
When we use the word "bias," we let ourselves off the hook on the myriad ways it manifests. We let "bias" obscure in the opposite way that we let "trauma" obscure. Trauma is abused to over-explain what should be considered a necessary series of responses or consequences. Bias is abused to overlook how deeply it colors your propensity to engage that over-explaining behavior. You are biased, first and foremost, to your subjective experience of reality. In my experience, almost no one is that clued into their own flow of experience. Even the ones that are, or are showing the most growth and evidence, struggle, and will struggle indefinitely. This includes myself.
That's the point, though. You need the struggle to keep your wits about you. You need appropriate stressors against the things that will help you grow and incorporate. By definition, norms put that insistence to the side so we can all find a baseline mutual understanding to move right along down. The more cliched you sound, if you don't have a reflex to pause and pull back, the more you're training yourself to believe and act on "just whatever it is you say." You're a circular and totalitarian monster by default.
Add to that, you may not have any real ability or willingness to recognize how many cliches you truly are under the spell of. This is what the unironic attempts around discussions of "privilege" do a generally miserable job of explaining. We all have privileges up and down hierarchies and competencies and dozens of other metrics we fluidly transition through all day. None are necessarily going to jar you awake or indicate there's anything worth examining on their own. Your cohort speaks your language. Your education taught you the "right" things. Your hobbies and interests conform to a person of your state and stature. "It's just how things are done."
This provokes people's insecurity as a standing state of a lack of readiness. When you poke people, you'll find they don't have "real" reasons for their behavior, beliefs, or words. It's all been handed to them. They're a series of unconscious forces they're more or less molding to because that's how our brains work. Your brain doesn't care what it forms a pattern around, just that it can do so. There's survival reasons for this, as well as a story of basic capacities to function regardless of the nature of the environment that's all-but certain to otherwise kill you if you can't figure it out.
I, routinely, provoke that insecurity. I've learned to show considerably less ambivalence about the person after they've been provoked, but it happens just as an ongoing and predictable course of my practice. This is my practice. I analyze. I pull back. I try to identify and speak to patterns, even if they're abstract, but certainly concrete enough for me to anticipate them and work with or around them. I know what kind of response I need built into what I can reliably anticipate is going to be yours. I know how to piss off and get ignored by "the internet," and I know how to illicit a thousand likes. What's important to me is that I'm speaking as closely to my real perspective or agenda as possible, and not being driven by an elusive brain chemical game subject to the mercy of algorithms or inarticulate desires to unhealthily fit in.
I want to fit in, but with an ever-winnowing type of person. I want to be less-wrong in the information I share, but not at the expense of someone's capacity to hear it or learn from it if I can't be bothered to temper how I say it. I want to grow in my capacity to accept people, but not at the expense of their obligation to better account for and relay their own experience. I've been told my whole life that I'm not allowed to expect the same things from other people as I might of myself. I think this is fundamentally wrong and condescending. I think I should maintain the expectation while doing everything in my power to reduce the barriers to any one person getting to whatever heights you think I've managed or been born with.
Here again, we stay lost. How do you remove barriers you can't see or might even be dispositionally against even acknowledging can exist altogether? How many "boot straps" types can even be bothered to acknowledge the impact of the villages they're living in? How many "deeply empathic" people would entertain pairing their sensibilities to the word "toxic" under any circumstance? It's pretty easy, now, for me to see when my forthright manner acts as too blunt an instrument. Can you see where your baseline disposition and sympathies cloud your judgment and capacity to act more accountably?
I feel like "accountable" itself is poorly understood. Just count! Count the disquieting contradictory thought. Count the intensity, frequency, and severity of the feelings. Count the attempts to mitigate or times you recognized forgoing to do so. Accountability doesn't mean wildly wielding an axe to bring down dramatic consequences upon everything and everyone that wasn't noticed until now. It's just asking yourself, over and over again, what can I control about this situation? What can I act on that speaks to my values and perception?
Let's take the real world example of me and Byron. I can't control his perception of what he thought he was doing in service to the kid. I can't control his awareness of any creeping mental health issues that might have arisen. I can't control whether or not he responds affirmatively to my new boundaries. I could control telling him what those boundaries were altogether, so I did. I can affirm that I'm only going to communicate along the lines that hopefully help the boundary conditions get met before I'm willing to get more colloquial or back to friendly. I can respect that he told me our friendship is "invaluable." I can't truthfully say I think we'd be using that word in a mutually understood way until I see practical, tangible effects upon my life that counteract where I feel I am as a direct result of my expression of friendship getting grossly taken advantage of.
Until then, I'll treat him like I would any client. Show me. I'll patiently-enough nod along, provide whatever perspective or reframe that I can, and remain open to demonstrated behavior changes. I don't have to throw myself back into his fire. If I'm going to claim a desire to protect and maintain genuine friendships or care for those in my life, I'm not going to treat myself with the ambivalence I see others suffer from themselves every day.
I choose that level of discomfort. I only mildly complain today, as it's gotten dramatically better, about doing things alone and never having anyone to hang out with. Byron was my go-to spot for killing time or hanging out. Not once in my free time have I said, "You know, fuck my boundary, let's hang out there!" How could I look myself in the mirror? How could I advocate for you establishing better boundaries with people in your life? How could I ignore what I would characterize as gleeful and willful defiance of doing "better" than playing out battered-wife excuse making? I will not play-act friendship with someone who can't be bothered to work as hard on themselves or in service to me as I've been for them. That's not the kind of friend I am, so it's not the one I'll let back in lightly.
What's normal, though? No matter how bad someone fucks you, forgive and pretend to forget, right? They're "family." Life's too short. It is what it is. They didn't mean to or weren't aware. That's not who they were in the past. Holding grudges is unhealthy. Your insecurities around being isolated or alone betray you. Your obligation to play along and appease your mutual network takes over. Whether any real healing or mutual understanding comes into the equation is perfectly mute because we need to just move right along and "love each other."
I watch that dance justify literally every conceivable level of atrocity. It is the exact same self-servicing motivatedly ignorant pattern. From your god's behavior right on down through your secret satisfaction and smirk at punishing your pet a little too aggressively just that one time. What you don't account for counts on you to carry out its consequences. And you are, every day, in big and small ways, and it's predictable and fixable, but only with stuff like this. You have to own it. You have to "yes, and" like it's an improv class. You have to perpetually entertain the thought that you are a misguided monster, but that fact doesn't have to dictate your behavior going forward nor need to illicit some special amount of stress or talking in circles.
Then you might have a prayer of genuinely helping anything, because you see how you're otherwise fucking it up within yourself. You can resist the insistence to move past meaningful details. You can point to specific repeatable demonstrations of your values. You can see other people responding to your confidence of relatable recognizable capacity, and not the shadow game of peacocking virtue signaling and mantra echoing.
I will spend thousands of dollars, use all my tools, and spend every waking hour I have trying to help. I think most people I've met would say the same thing. Who is actually doing so? And in service to whom? Do you trust what drives them? Do you see equitable put in get out dynamics? Or is it codepedence? Or insecurity? Or some noble story of infinite sacrifice and unconditional love?
I'm willing to set the conditions because I expect better than what's normal of and for myself. Were circumstances reversed, I wouldn't treat you as I've been treated, and most importantly, have the demonstrated behavior from myself to trust. I've spent the time and money. I've opened the conversations. I've challenged the mismanaged powers and privileges. I've risen to the challenge of creating circumstances that inch me closer to what I actually want or think is better versus what's expected of me. It never ends. Every second you pretend otherwise, you disappear, and I have to fit your abstract abdication into my specific constructs.
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2024.05.13 23:22 rocketwikkit Please stop opening your fermentation while it's fermenting

Almost every introductory fermentation is anaerobic: it works without oxygen. All the usual pickles where you put some fruit or vegetable in salt or salt water, any beer or wine you add yeast to, any recipe that says to use an airlock or burp a closed container.
If a fermentation needs air the recipe will be very specific about that. Vinegar is a common one.
If it doesn't need oxygen, by opening the jar to take a picture of the kahm yeast on the surface, you are replacing the carbon dioxide in the jar with oxygen-filled air that will then be used by the kahm yeast to make more kahm yeast. Or mold. Basically anything bad that only grows on the surface of the fermentation is demonstrably aerobic.
Let it run. There is nothing you're going to do to the fermentation after three days, so don't make it worse by opening it to look at the surface.
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2024.05.13 23:01 knudipper Denali Trip Report from 6/2023

Posting to help myself process the climb and provide thoughts for others thinking about Denali unguided on minimal experience. Open to thoughts and critique from people who know what they're doing. I'm obliged to thank all those who provided their thoughts and guidance to me on this subreddit a year ago. Also, to the guidance from Steve House and the other guy in their YouTube Denali video.
TLDR: Did not summit, learned lots.
It was a great idea... We trained pretty hard in the flatlands... We bought lots of good gear... and some not so good..... We were optimistic.....And realistic, we thought....
But... man, oh man. Denali is BIG, Alaska is BIG. And Talkeetna felt very small after 24 hours.
First alert was assembling our food. We drop shipped almost all the food to our hotel in Anchorage. We got in about 9pm, got everything from the desk and walked over to Wal Mart for the rest. Started packing food into daily rations about 10pm. We thought that would take 30 minutes. Try close to four hours, confusion, second guessing ourselves and each other on quantities, days, recipes. Got to sleep much later than we thought. We both worried that we'd be tired, maybe too tired for when we were dropped off on the glacier the next afternoon. HAH!!
Met Gary the shuttle driver the next morning. Watch some other TRs on YouTube and you'll get to know Gary, friendly, outgoing with good info about Talkeetna. We arrive on time, go through check in and somehow we got bumped out of our Ranger meeting. Come back later and we'll still have time to get to our flight. Did I mention it's overcast with light rain? Go through the ranger meeting, head over to TAT to find that we're 76th and 77th on the waitlist with. "Come back tomorrow at 8am for an update." Two guys we met on the shuttle actually make the plane that day because they understood the process with TAT and were all set to go after the Ranger meeting. Guy at TAT checks us in and takes our $$. No other info is offered or asked for. We're aware we need sleds and wands but we guess they just go on the plane with us.
We find the TAT climbing hostel and are grateful to find two bunks in the same room. My buddy is, not germophobic, but he is right up to that line. We eat at a restaurant that night, figuring, hey, 7 climbers per flight, 11 flights, mid afternoon tomorrow right? We check in at TAT at 8am, they're making waffles and have actually great coffee. But they have no idea if there'll be any flights today. Wander back and forth from the hostel, through town to the airfield. This is day 2 of 16 days we've given ourselves to go up. At day 16, no matter where we are, we go down.
Day 3, repeat day 2 but now we're using the hostel kitchen. I'm cool with the level of hygiene because this is only a level or two beyond how I grew up, when things got chaotic. I'm impressed with my buddy's fortitude, and grateful because I don't want to pay for food when it's already been bought. We hear good news that afternoon about the weather. Buddy suggests we get an AirBnB for this night to get a good nights sleep and clean shower before we likely fly out the next day.
Day 4, the weather starts to clear and now there's real activity at the airfield. My buddy, who doesn't sit still well, joins a group of workers at the airfield digging a trench. I sit on the deck, breathing deeply and hoping we can get out today. Then we get word we're up soon. Then I ask, hey what about sleds and wands? Find out climbers should get this arranged right after check in and we scramble around getting this set up. I grab a sled without looking it over well. As we and our gear are being driven over, I see this sled has some serious cracks and swap for a better one 10 minutes before we fly out.
The flight up is amazing. The transition on the glacier is hectic, a short controversy about which mountain can belongs to who and we get off the landing strip quick. We find a spot to set our tent a fair ways up the hill and get to work melting water for dinner and the next day. Take my skis out in order to prep for tomorrow and find the front straps of my skins have torn and are irreparable. I walk around camp, find a guy who's leaving who sells me his skins for $50. Can't believe how lucky I am. I walk around and get pictures, bury, wand and gps tag our cache. I'm blown away, I'm alive in a way I've only experienced a few other times in my life. I'm excited to get going in the wee hours of day 5. Plenty of days left, right?
Get up and going on time. Feels so good to be hauling the sled, carrying the pack. Going down is helpful. Going on flat and climbing isn't bad. I am working harder than my buddy(MB) from here on. He's 20 years younger and places top 5 in regional ultras, I'm a caboose guy at these. Anyhow, I feel like I'm holding him up, like he's disappointed in our pace. We arrive at 8K camp 8 hours later. MB points out that successful groups do this in 6hrs. I'm reply I'm working at a pace that I believe gets me to 14K in good shape, and what else did you want to do today? Ends fine, we each accept where the other one's at. Set up camp, Denali Pizza (simple and awesome) for dinner. Melt water, pull out the gear, food we'll cache at about 9.5K tomorrow. Good day, amazing as clouds lift a bit and we see more terrain.
Day 6, realize we're not eating 2 bagels each per day. We've over planned with bagels and several other foods. Too much weight but unsure about how to move things around. Lighter packs, lighter sleds and the first real climb. We do good work, talk a bit to teams coming down, most not having summitted. Bury, wand and GPS tag our cache. Tie empty sleds to our packs and head down. When we get to the real down hill, it's trashy, flat light, and I'll own this: I was rattled being off balance with a bit more weight and bulk going down. Got in my head and took some time to descend. MB frustrated or just me in my head? Got back down, did camp work, napped, ate dinner.
Day 7, push up to 11K. Snow picking up and visibility still good. I'm slower than MB again, and even though this is a fact we're both well aware of since we talked about Denali 3 years ago, it's in my head and won't leave that I'm holding us back. We start up the first real climb into 11 camp. Wind blown snow is making wands hard to see, we're using his Garmin to verify the route. The skins I bought at the airfield don't cover the width of my skis at the tips and tails. As we're taking an aggressive elevation gain on switchbacks, I'm slipping more and more with less skin to snow contact. We crest the rise and hike through the camp to find a spot at the uphill end. We begin setting up camp. I mention looking forward to having a kitchen tent now that we'll be in the same place for 3 days. MB basically says, go ahead but I don't think we need that and I won't be part of digging it out or setting it up. I get started probing an area, setting the outline of the dig and then realize this will take me hours and give up. Dinner, melt water, discuss tomorrow's back hauling. I propose we boot down from 11 camp and put skis on at the base of the climb and MB seems okay with it.
Day 8, wake up to heavy snow. Dig out our enclosure and have breakfast. Put more food we didn't eat into the "carry forward bag" which is getting heavier by the meal. Dig out again, and again, and again. Mid-afternoon we start getting weather reports through garmin in-reach texts with a guy back home and from other teams and guides. Consensus in 6 more days of this but up to 48" per day. I run the math: 8+6=14. Hmmm: 16-14=2. Then I run the flights per day math and number of teams we've seen descending, number of teams likely to descend with this forecast. My math says we could be stuck here 6 days and at the airfield for that or more. All for 2 more possible days of ascent. MB disagrees and wants to wait it out. We walk through various scenarios and I hold firm. MB agrees we'll go down because we both agreed if one wanted to go down for any reason, that was that. MB is a guy who holds to his word in this and all aspects of life.
We pack up. Fast...and sloppy. We want to fly out tomorrow. I'm not excited anymore, I'm anxious and want off Denali. Not be in a tent for two weeks in snow. We boot down the hill below 11 camp, put on skis and find our cache at 9.5, combine stuff. I get my stuff packed well. We start down. The track is blown in and we are navigating entirely by Garmin, using the standard route. Not reversing our climb up, which followed the visible track and wands. Are we actually on safe snow? We're both thinking that question but not saying it out loud. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I'm in front setting the track so MB's sled has something to ride in. If he's in front, his sled tips over. He's calling directions to me for the route, "Left...more left...rightish... too far."
We head down the last hill into 8 camp. I allow my sled to be in front of me and steer it like reins on a horse. Snow plow, keep it slow and things are moving along fine for me. MB wipes out over and over. Repacks his sled and gets down the last 200 yards well. We ski right through 8 camp. Someone asks if we're headed down and then says that if we call in to the airfield from there, we're already in line. True or not, we're finishing this in one push. Visibility is still about 15 feet but now we have a track to follow. We're both cautious with the downs. Don't know if we need to let it rip to go up again or if there's a corner we need to be slow for. We get to the airfield in 9.5 hours. Dig up our cache and consolidate our gear.
MB decides he'd rather not cowboy camp with the fly and we set up the tent and go to sleep. Up at the appointed hour and get in the flight queue. The guy says he'll give us plenty of notice so we can take down our tent, IF we fly out today. I am now watching every cloud for signs of building or diminishing. A few planes fly in, circle and leave. We're napping on and off.
Then I hear the guy yelling, "that's your plane". It's being loaded. We're 200 yards away in our fully set up tent, pads and bags. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. I go down and ask "what happened?" "I don't know, two guys snaked your flight." Talk a bit more about other stuff, what he's been reading, we're into some similar literature. He then guarantees we'll be on the next flight that comes in, whether today or tomorrow. I'm listening for airplanes full on now, just want to get down and be off the mountain.
We do get on a flight that day, get a hotel and move flights and shuttle to fly out of Anchorage tomorrow. I walk down by the river and call my wife. "Honey, this will sound weird, I need you to tell me I'm really off the mountain and not dreaming." This helps a lot.
We make all our connections and fly out, get back home the next day. If you got this far, thanks, I guess. It's cathartic to write all this down. I replay this trip or parts of it every couple weeks even now. MB and I did our repair work and still call, text, hang out, run together when I'm in town. I do not regret going one bit, yet not getting further up still hits me hard. My fears and reaction to niggling discomforts on the mountain tell me I'm weak.
If I did it again:
  1. No skis on Denali for me. I'm a competent skier and can get down serious stuff out west without embarrassing myself. A pack and a sled skiing down through crud with low visibility? Snow shoes all...the...way.
  2. 4 people, not two. Enough guys to set up a kitchen tent, split camp duties into smaller tasks. I need a place to spread out, talk, cook and eat in a comfortable position.
2A. Allow way more time, a month total.
  1. Better conversations about pace and relative speed well before the trip.
  2. We did ropes work, simulated crevasse rescue, camped out in -10F. More time winter camping and skinning in the woods together.
  3. MB and I climbed Mt Adams. We summitted Rainier together unguided in 8/2022. Took a 3 day custom guided mountaineering class in 12/2021 to learn skills. Didn't go above 7K in the class. Handled our shit well for two days. Not enough time to really know what we're in for physically and work through team frictions about pace, leisure time, camp life. Maybe we could have climbed Rainier and Baker on the same trip? Maybe spend several days at Camp Muir and summit twice? Climb Rainier early season?
  4. Guided if I try again? Maybe.
I read this back and the inner critic says, "I'm a whiny bitch", just like when I am thinking about it every couple weeks. If I go back it can't be about that, not trying to prove that voice wrong. If I go back...it'll be because of that alive feeling I got on the airfield glacier, to have it again, to avail myself of a second chance to live a dream.
Thanks for reading all this. Part confessional, part TR.
I feel better.
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2024.05.13 22:28 Lord_Long_Rod Hunting Sasquatch for Communists, Featuring Ms. Anna Conda

During the course of my career as an alpha Sasquatch hunting, Dogman destroying, pussy crushing, luxury watch loving dude, I have run into this particular woman a few times. She is one part uber sensuality, and the other part deadly. Yes, I am speaking about the lovely, Anna Conda. I bring her up because I had another run-in with her last year.

Anna and I first joined forces, so to speak, when she acted as a go-between in my business deal with the Chinese to sell them bigfoot parts. See, I would hunt and kill the critters, cut them up, deliver the parts to Anna, who in turn gave me a suitcase containing unmarked American hundred-dollar bills, then she would transport the bigfoot parts to the Chinese. I was never really sure of what the sneaky-ass Chinese were doing with the body parts. All I knew for sure is that they are extracting certain materials from them, then synthesizing them with some other shit, creating some sort of drug. Whether it then becomes a bio-weapon or a dick stimulant, I do not know. Neither do I care. As long as they kept the hundies coming, I was good.

Now, while Anna is of Russian descent, she is a freelancer. She will work for any sick, skeevy motherfucker out there. She does not care. She has no conscience, at least not in the traditional sense as we understand it in western civilization. Today she is working for the Chinese, and tomorrow she may be working for Hamas. She is a slippery motherfucker.

So here is how it went down. At 11:32 p.m. on a Friday in September of last year I get a call on my cell phone. When the call came in I was balls deep into this hot little lass I picked up at the bus station a little earlier in the evening from an old swarthy chap named “Colorado Joe”. He wanted to sell me the girl. I was assured she was over 20 years old. I told him I needed to take her out for a test ride, which he agreed to.

So, there I was, balls deep in “Bing Bang Yun”, and my phone rings. Of course, I silence all incoming calls not in my contacts list. Thus, I knew that I must know the caller. In mid stroke I reached over to the nightstand to retrieve my cell and looked at it. It was a call from “Sergio”. I thought, “Oh shit…. I am going to have to cut the Oriental bang circus short.” When Sergio calls, I have to respond…immediately. He has the best blow on the east coast!!

“Hey, Serge! What’s up?”, I asked. All he said was, “Hooters. 2:00 a.m.”, then hung up. This was obviously the rendezvous for the transaction. Now, understand that Serge was not talking about the chicken wing restaurant. Hooters was code, in case the feds were listening in on the line. “Hooters” meant the titty bar out on Highway 69 called “The Plump Rump”. We had a communications code we used.

It was a long haul to the titty bar, so I needed to get moving. I had no time to return the girl to Colorado Joe, so I took her with me. I had her blow me on the way to the meeting with Sergio, telling her that her performance would make the difference on whether I save her from Joe or not. Of course, after she was done I tossed her out of my speeding truck and down, over the bridge, and into the Wendigo River below. I did not need any complications in my life right now.

I arrived at The Plump Rump at 2:00 a.m. on the dot. I saw the manager, Lou Skunt, sitting at the bar when I walked inside. I nodded. He walked over and said to me, “Use my office for the meeting The parties are already in there waiting for you.” I nodded and then headed to Lou’s office. Then it hit me: Lou said the “PARTIES” are already here. That is, parties, meaning more than one person. It was not just Sergio. It was 2 or more people! Lou was probably in for a cut of whatever was about to go down.

Something was bad fucked up!! I know for a fact that Sergio never brings anyone with him on a deal, at least not with me. He is too distrustful of people to do that, and too fucking mean to need protection. Something was wrong. I was just as likely to get whacked when I enter Lou’s office as anything else. I needed a moment to think things through.

I took a spot in front of one of the performance poles to watch a young, swarthy Mexican lass perform. My mind quickly strayed from the problem at hand to this brown chick’s ass and tits. She was not a great looking chick, but her body was smoking!! I quickly became aroused. I thought to myself, “Goddamn Asian bitches!! They are just like Chinese food – after 2 hours you are ready for some more!!”

When the little Mexican chick went on break I motioned her over to my table. “Hola Senior!!”, she said. I pulled out a clear plastic baggie of blow and dropped it on the table. Her eyes grew wide and slobber starting falling from her mouth. Blow is like catnip for strippers. Thus, she fell under my spell immediately.

The next thing I know, this brown girl was on my lap, dry humping me like a feral bitch dog in heat. I had to bang her. I NEEDED to see my wang penetrating her. Just then, someone taps my shoulder hard. I look up to see Lou standing over me. He bent down and said, “Did you forget about my office, asshole?!?!?!” I replied, “Damn, Lou!! You read my mind!!!” I arose, with the little Mexican bolted onto my mid-section, and hastily retreated to Lou’s office. I figured Lou would prefer me to stain this chick in private rather than out in the open.

The door to the office opened easily. The lights were on inside. In a lustful haze, I set the little Mexican chick on her back across Lou’s desk and started pumping the shit out of her, completely unaware of the others in the room with us. In a moment I heard someone call my name. I twist my neck around to see Sergio sitting on Lou’s jizz crusted couch. I think to myself, “Oh shit! I forgot about that shit!”

I figured I would just move forward with the deal as it was proposed to me. “Hey Serge! What ya got for me, dude?”, I asked. He replied, “I have a very special deal for you. I need, uh … yeah, ……Hey, Rod, you want to stop for a moment so we can talk?” I picked up the little tamale and laid her down onto Sergio’s lap as I continued to plow her. She stayed on my cock the whole time. I told Sergio, “No, man. I’m good! Lay it on me!” Slowly, Sergio lowered his face into his palm.

Then it happened. The voice cam from behind me, in the dark corner of Lou’s office. It was velvety yet hard as steel. “Rod. Went need to talk”, it said. Even though I did not stop pumping the little brown chick, a chill went down my spine when I heard those words. It was the thick timbre of the voice, I think, that alerted me.

I turned to look across the room. There, sitting in a red leather captains chair against the wall was the source of the sultry voice: Anna Conda.

I picked up the little taco yet again and turned her around so I could face Anna as I continued pumping her. At this point the Mexican girl was merely a masturbation toy I was using. I increased my pump so I could dump my load and get this over with. Then BAMM!!!, it was over. I removed the lass from my huge rod, after which her body crumpled to the floor. I did not know if she was dead or injured, or what had happened to her. But I did not care either, so I did not dwell on it.

I tried to compose myself the best I could, then walked over to stand before Anna so I could get to the bottom of all this business. “Well, well, well. Anna Conda. We meet again. Tell me, what brings you here, to my little neck of the woods?”

Anna replied, “Rod, put your dick away.” I looked down and, indeed, I had forgotten to stow my cock. Out of pure curtesy, I packed it away. Then I returned my attention to Anna. “Alright, Anna, what’s going on here?”

Anna launched into a startling tale about what brought her to me. As she spoke I became lost in her wanton beauty. She got up from her chair and walked about the room as she relayed her story, presumably to make it more dramatic and demonstrative. I got a full-on view of her body, and it was fantastic!!

She stands 5’10’’ and weighs 105 lbs. She is lithe. She was showing it off too, wearing a black, silk dress that landed just about her ankles. The top was low-cut, betraying just a bit of cleavage from her C-cup wineglass titties. She was not wearing a bra. Anna never wears a bra. Her nips were perfectly outlined through the silk. In fact, I think her nips were hard. It was probably something she did on purpose in an attempt to influence me. It was working.

Anna’s ass was perfect. It was not at all fat, but round enough not to be skinny. It was a fit figure skater’s ass. As she walked, I could see a tiny bit of jiggle emanating from her ass flesh, and then reverberated in the silky black dress she wore. My cock began growing hard again.

Her face was beautiful. Think Scarlett Johanson and Phoebe Cates rolled into one. But any sweetness this may evoke is quickly dispelled by Anna’s throaty voice with its thick Russian accent. I have known Anna for 20 years. Yet, she still does not look a day over 25. Jesus Christ!!! If ever there was a chick to die for ….. If I was one to delve into the belief of the paranormal, then I may conclude that Anna made a deal with the devil. But, I am not such a person.
And literally, Anna Conda is a chick to die for. She is deadly as fuck. She will kill you in a split second without a thought just because she does not like the shirt you are wearing. She can do it too. She is always armed and she knows how to use her weapons. Moreover, she is a total psychopath. This makes her doubly dangerous.

Anna and I have always gotten along for the most part. Like Anna, the dollar is my primary motivating factor. Such a mindset allows for understanding and predictability among people, which are elements that are sorely missing in many business dealings today that go on in the color of darkness.

Suddenly, Anna snapped me out of my thoughts. “Here’s your gun, Rod. Now let’s get started”, said Anna. She and Sergio were halfway through the door exiting Lou’s office when I said, “Hey, wait a damned minute!!! What are you talking about?!?”

They both stopped, and Anna walked back in and looked me in the eyes, saying “The plan, Rod. Let’s get on with the plan.” A little embarrassed, I sheepishly asked, “What plan?” Anna folded her arms and looked cross at me. After a moment to allow me to simmer in my shame, she asked, “You were not paying attention, were you, Rod?” I shook my head and looked down.

I heard a hammer cock. I jerked my head back up to find myself staring down the barrel of a pistol pointed at my head that Anna was holding. I protested, “Look, it is not my fucking fault!! Put that fucking gun down!!!” I continued, “You were distracting me with …. Well.. you know, how you are dressed, and that hot, sultry voice…. You know?”

“So, instead of paying attention to the plan, you chose to eye-rape me. Is that what I am to understand your position is, Rod?”, she asked. Knowing that my life was on the line, I said, “Anna, look, you know I am horny to a fault. Then you come in here, swinging them tits around, wearing that silk dress showing off the crack of your ass…. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPENED?”

Anna lowered her gun. She knew that my explanation of being a total cocksman was truth. “Let’s go”, Anna curtly said. I obeyed.

Anna explained the plan to me again on the drive from The Plump Rump. She made me wear a blindfold so that I would not get horny during her explanation. Here is how it went:

Anna Conda was now working for the Russians. It seems that Putin caught wind of the Sasquatch project that the Chinese were working on. He also knew that the American government have been fucking with sasquatch for decades. Thus, he was very concerned about the existence of a bigfoot gap. He ordered the acquisition of a Sasquatch specimen immediately.

Moreover, said specimen must be prime. It needed to be the biggest, baddest sasquatch of them all – a true alpha – so as to speed things along. Putin did not want some weird shit-creature, is-it-a-sasquatch-or-is-it-a-dogman, kind of monstrosity. He wanted purebred, badass sasquatchery, and preferably from the American Pacific northwest.

Anna got in on it because she sold the intel to Putin about China’s Sasquatch operation. She then told Putin she could produce sasquatch corpses for him. She told him she had a contact (i.e., me). Thus, with Putin’s blessing and promises of riches to come, Anna set out to America to find me.

Now, here is where things got a bit squirrely. See, I agreed to procure some more dead sasquatch. I have no problem with killing sasquatch because, in my opinion, they are an abomination on this Earth. I kind of feel like I am doing God’s work by wiping out as many of them as I can. And given all the not-so-Godly stuff I have done, I feel like killing Sasquatch kind of offsets that to some degree.

But Anna, she was stuck on Putin’s instruction that she must supply him with apex Sasquatch. So she did not want to take my advice of heading to the Pacific Northwest or Alaska. Instead, Anna claimed to have pinpointed the whereabouts of a particularly gruesome sasquatch beast that she KNEW would win her a fortune from Putin if she brought it to him.

“So, where is this beast?”, I asked. Anna replied “Martha’s Vineyard”. I paused. Then I asked her to repeat herself. It turns out that I was not mistaken about what Anna had said. I continued, “Uh, Anna, there are no sasquatch on Martha’s Vineyard, just a lot of wealth New Englander schmucks.”

Anna looked at me and told me I was wrong. Then she decided to attempt to taunt me. “Oh, Rod, mighty slayer of Bigfoot! Yet, you fail to take notice of where the biggest, most foul and rotten beast of them all makes its home. Jesus, Rod!! What kind of bigfoot hunter are you, anyway?” Anna then spit at my feet and wondered aloud whether she even needs me for this job.

I decided that I needed to straighten out the hierarchy here in order for this here deal to move forward. I said, “Well, Anna, feel free to truck on over to Old Whitey Beach and battle that beast. But, if there is a big old mangy sasquatch lurking around over there, then it is probably a fucking Nazi-Squatch. You know, those fuckers out there hate the Jews.”

The work “Nazi” visibly shook Anna. Her great grandfather died defending Leningrad. Her entire family there died of either starvation or cannibalism during Hitler’s siege during Operation Barbarossa. Anna despised Nazis. But she feared them too. After landing that punch, I decided to push my luck.

“Now, I am still willing to help you catch this here Nazi-Squatch, but you have to do something for me”, I said. Now Anna’s eyes were on me, and they were narrowing. I continued, “I want you to get bare assed naked and pleasure yourself while I stand over you and jack it.” Anna stared at me silently for a long moment. Then she replied.

“After the job is done, and you can get none of your … fluids… on me”, she said. I shook my head and countered, “Now, and I will ‘try’ to not get my spunk on you.”

However, Anna then turned the tables on me. In fact, she picked up the table and bashed my head in with it. She looked me in my eyes, then matter-of-factly said, “You get the beast, and your prize shall be a night with me, anything goes, darling.” Well, since this caused all of the blood to immediately drain from my brain, I had a lapse in judgment. “DEAL!!”, I said. Then we shook on it.

“OK, tell me more about this supposed monster sasquatch on Martha’s Vineyard”, I said. I still was not ready to believe there was a monster out there. “I show you photo”, said Anna. She took out her phone, scrolled to find the photo, then handed the phone to me. “There. Sasquatch”, she said.

I stared at the photo and remained silent. After a long moment, I turned the phone so that Anna could see the photo and asked, “Uh, Anna, is THIS what you intended to show me?” She replied. “Yes! There…Sasquatch! The biggest, grossest monster around.”

Now, I could not argue with Anna that the image on her phone is a big, gross monster. Hell, it could actually be a sasquatch, and THE UBER sasquatch. It is most certainly the grossest thing on Martha’s Vinyard. But I somehow do not think this is what Putin is expecting.

I turned to Anna and said, “Anna, this is a photo of Michelle Obama. I know it looks vile, and has a huge, hulking body with large appendages where a woman should not have them. But, sweatheart, that ain’t no sasquatch. That’s a big, hairy Chicago street negro.”

Anna did not believe me at first. She was hard in her conviction that Obama was a sasquatch. “I have seen the Sasquatch beast you deliver to me for China. This … Michelle Obama …. It is big, and hairy, and ugly like the sasquatch beast, but worse.”

When the truth finally set it, I could see that it had kind of broken down poor Anna, if only just a bit. I put my arm around Anna and told her, “Look, Michelle O fooled you. Hell, she and her Hamas Hubby fooled millions of Americans, twice! At least you saw Michelle for what she is, to wit: a big, gross sasquatch, and NOT some kind a retarded leftist messiah.”

After that, things took a rather dark turn. “What if we still take her to Putin? We can make deal; sell her to Putin!!” At this point I held up my hands and said, “I’m out”, then turned and walked away. Anna followed, trying to get me to stay. At this point, I could tell that Anna was coming undone a little.

See, she had to produce for Putin. There is no telling what kind of secret deal she actually had with him. She had to deliver a big old mangy Obama …. Er, uh, I mean … Sasquatch, to Putin.

“Ok, Rod, we do your plan. We go out west to kill bigfoot. Huge, monster bigfoot. she said. I turned and looked Anna in her eyes and said the following: First, we bang for 48 hours straight, right now, so I can get my fill of you. Second, you pay me $10,000.00 cash upfront. Third, upon delivery of the dead bigfoot, you pay me $1 million immediately.”

Anna agreed to everything, but noted that at the present time it was her “time of the month”. I grimaced, as I will absolutely not go there (and she knows that). “Fine, next week we bang”, I said. She pointed out that I would be in the woods next week hunting sasquatch. “Fine, once I come out of the woods, then we bang – 48 hours straight”, I said. “Of course, darling!”, she agreed.

Well, it took several days to set up the hunt, but it finally happened. I was in Washington state at high elevation based on intel I has acquired that indicated that there was a monstrous 15’ tall sasquatch on the mountain range that had been murdering and eating hunters and hikers. After 3 months in these mountains without a trace of the creature I began to lose hope, thinking that I probably got some bad intel, or bad coordinates.

I got my satellite phone out to call for an extraction. Winter was setting in fast, and if I did not get off this mountain soon, then I would freeze and/or starve to death. Unfortunately, my contact did not answer. I tried for 2 days. No answer. I had been fucked. I wondered what had happened back in civilization that caused me to be abandoned like this. I resolved that I would get off that mountain and get to the bottom of this shit. There would be hell to pay for this betrayal!!’

I was able to get in touch with contacts from back home. I got old Billy Ray from Ellijay and Rattler on the phone and got them to come out here to Washington State to extract me. Rattler use to fly helicopters in the Army. He has an old Huey sitting in his front yard, to the chagrin of his HOA. He fired that sucker up, and him and old Billy Ray flew out here to my coordinates and extracted me.

After landing at a convenience store to buy some beer for the flight home, we headed east. Through the skies a way, Billy Ray said, “Well, Rod, I guess you is bout ready to git back home to Georgia, eh?” In fact, I was ready to go home. But I had to take care of some business first. I told them both to take me to New York City. They were both perplexed. All I said to them was “I have an old friend there I have to see before I can go home.”

I have intel on where Anna Conda stays when she is in the United States. She stays at certain hotels depending on what month she is here, and whether her check-in date is an odd or even number. This is for undercover work. I came across the code for her stays while doing the sasquatch work for China. She an I were caught in a snowstorm one night in Buffalo, NY, and had to share a room at the Holiday Inn near the airport. We had like 10 big Igloo ice chests with iced down sasquatch body parts with us in the room.

Anna was like, “No hanky panky, Rod. I am tired and I want to go to bed. Tomorrow we finish business.”

Frankly, I did not blame her for withholding her magnificent muff from me. I was tired as hell. But, I could not settle for nothing. So, when Anna was in the bathroom taking a shower, I started going through her suit case. I wanted to find some of her panties to jack off into. Instead, I found a little black notebook. Inside it contained her lodging codes, and some other interesting things. I photographed the contents with my phone and then put it back.

When Anna got out of the shower she was already dressed in her night clothes. She saw me lying on my back, nude on the bed, and jacking it. “Rod!! GROSS!!!! Go to the restroom to do that shit!!!”, she commanded. I just did it to get a rise out of her. LOL!!

So, if Anna is still inside the U.S., then using the codes I stole from her I can locate precisely where she will be that night. I studied it for a few moments then had my answer. Tonight she would be staying at the Dogman Inn on Hwy 95 South, Room 355. I told Rattler to get me there stat!

We had to stop several times for fuel and beer. Those Hueys go just a bit over a hundred MPH, you know. But eventually, we got there. I gave the boys some money and told them to go to the Waffle House for some coffee to sober up. Then they would fly me home.

I should mention that I also had Rattler’s fully auto Russian AK-74 with spare mags. During the long flight with 2 drunks from Washington State to New York City, I had worked myself up into a towering rage over how Anna fucked me on this Putin deal. She had clearly thrown me aside. But for what, exactly? I figured I would storm the hotel room, get some answers, then shower the room with gun fire.

I busted through the door of Room 355 at exactly 3:35 a.m. There she was. My entry roused her from slumber. I was pointing my rifle at her, center mass. She was shocked at the appearance of a gunman in her room at this time of night. However, she was not as shocked as one would think (this was not the first time something like this has happened to her).

I raised my face from the receiver just enough so she could see it was me. “Rod!!!”, she exclaimed. “What happened to you?!?!? I thought you had died up in those mountains when we never hear from you!” I replied, “Shove it up that cute little ass of yours, Anna. You fucked me. And not in the good way. What the fuck was all that shit about needing a sasquatch for Putin?!?”

Anna played dumb. But it struck me that I had been deliberately put out of the loop for 3 months. Why? Who wanted me away for that long, and why? What went on in my absence?!? I was just dying to know!!! I set my rifle down and pulled out my fixed blade knife, ready to get down to some real nasty work on Anna so I could get some truth. The pure evil of what I was about to do to her caused a wide death grin to grow on my face. Anna saw it. She knew what it meant. She swallowed hard and her eyes betrayed the shear terror she felt inside. I was engorged with blood lust. She knew she had fucked up one time too many this time!!

Suddenly came the sound of the toilet in the bathroom flushing. I was momentarily shocked. I did not expect anyone else to be there with Anna. Anna saw it in my face. I glanced at her and saw that the terror in her face was replaced with pleasure, a slight smile creeping over her face.

I was going to have to face off against this person in the bathroom, who would be out in a split moment. When I do that, I will have to turn 180 degrees from Anna, thereby making me vulnerable to her. I had only once choice: Shoot Anna first.

Just as this came to me, but just before I could act on it, the bathroom door opened. I had to deal with that person before Anna now. I spun around to see that it was a completely nude, and fat, white man. He was a real oafish blob. He looked surprised to see me. He also looked sort of familiar.

I next heard the crack of something hitting my skull hard. I remember the immediate hateful pain that shot through my body and the sound of blood rushing through my ears. I remember the dizziness, then falling to the floor. Clearly, as I fixed on the man from the bathroom, Anna had cracked me over the head with a blunt object.

I came to the next morning, Billy Ray and Rattler had manage to track me down based upon coordinates I left in the chopper that said “IN CASE OF EMERGENCY”. Billy Ray filled up the hotel room ice bucket with cold water and doused my head with it to bring me conscious. I was disoriented at first. But after a bit, what happened in this room the night before came back to me.

Honestly, I am surprised that Anna did not just kill me. I presume that she thinks she can leverage her drop-dead hotness to get me to do more shit for her in the future. She is absolutely right about that too. Rattler then said, “Hey, Rod, that snake bitch left a letter fer ya.”

He handed me the letter. This is what it said:
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“Dear Rod:

Sorry about the boo boo on your head. Hope it heals soon. Also sorry about leaving you in the mountains. I was not running a scam on you Rod. Rather, an opportunity arose for me to acquire a sasquatch body from another person. You may know him since you are a sasquatch hunter. His name is Matt Moneymaker. Anyway, until next time…..

Yours truly,
Anna Conda”
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I could not fucking believe it. That was fatfuck Moneymaker in the hotel room earlier. Anna fucked Matt Fatfuck Moneymaker for a Sasquatch! That fat son of bitch!!

Billy Ray asked, “You ready to go Rod?” I stood up and said, “Yeah, let’s go.” Then Rattler said, “Hey, ya wanna stop and git some beer fer the ride home?” I replied “Hell yeah.”

I felt like I wanted to die. Thank God for beer and buddies. I don’t blame Anna. She is a fucking snake, and I knew that before this started. Also, I cannot really blame fatfuck Moneymaker for wanting to get some of that hot poon pie Anna serves up. I guess I have to blame fate for fucking me over this time. I even started thinking that next time I will just avoid Anna. But I know I won’t, thus making me subject to this sort of shit again. I had Rattler set us down in Charlottesville so I could buy some hard liquor.
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