Funny wellness team names

Throwaway because idk if they'll see this or not. I just really need to get this off my chest somewhere. Sorry for format I'm on my phone.
My online friend of almost a decade is 21. She is one of those people who believes in the good in everyone and gnores red flags in relationships. So she doesn't have the best relationship experiences. Horrible history with them. I have helped her realize those red flags before it was too late before, but this time it's different.
When her ex boyfriend/best friend died and her current boyfriend dumped her, she was having trouble grieving and was making bad choices. Avoiding the situation.
One night she got high, went on bumble and matched with man who was 45 (she was 20) matched with her. In her words basically he thought she was older, and she thought he was younger. She wasn't looking for a relationship or a hook up and he said the same. Alarm bells ringing in my head as I know exactly what is happening because, I and many sadly went through the same. Despite being "only friends" they ended up "falling for each other" and he took her virginity. Which was a HUGE deal.
I recognized all of the signs. The trauma I have from my own experiences caused a fight between me and the dude as well as a a falling out between my friend and I. Thinking I was just projecting I did some serious work on myself; learned how to take responsibility and how to control my triggers.
A couple months went by, I reached out to tell her I was sorry and explain why I acted that way, which she knew already. She knows everything about me and my entire life and I know hers. I also gave her the reality of him and her. Letting her know how common it is for older men to prey upon younger women who are vulnerable and manipulate and take advantage of them and groom them. She accepted my apology. We made up and she let me know me they were broken up and she was talking to someone. Ngl I was relieved.
When catching about about the months we weren't talking she mentioned something about him almost taking her life. Not anything specific, just that she was almost murdered. She let me know that she said she didn't want to talk about it or say anything more about it, which I respected and didn't pry. She was alive safe that's all really mattered. She did reference that situation once after that but never anything other than she almost was killed. Everything seemed fine. I was wrong.
A month later she calls me crying and it slips out she has a boyfriend. When asked why she didn't tell me she had a boyfriend she said "because I didn't want you to be mad at me for being in a relationship" which made no sense because her and I both know that's not the case ever. I was never mad in the first place, just worried. That was acknowledged when we started talking again. I let it pass after because there was more important things going on. I did ask after why she thought I would be mad but was left on read.
A couple weeks later everything is fine. She calls me and we talk about a celebrity that did something to get them in major trouble. Talking about how immature that celebrity was acting, she mentions how her boyfriend agrees and is way older than said celebrity. I hoped it wasn't the same guy but she slipped out his name and it made sense why she thought I get mad at her when she is in a relationship. My heart broke because I knew he got to her again.
Not long ago she randomly mentions her fiancé and then says boyfriend. I'm shocked and asked her what she meant by fiancé? She then let's me know how she's getting married and that she's engaged. Tells me how they decided not to get legally married though. I can be fine with that but it was the fact that I wasn't the first person she told after she got engaged. I try not to say anything and accept it and convince myself it's probably not that bad it's only my trauma making me think that.
Skip to today, after talking on the phone I text her saying I'm ok with his age and why. Her response was not how she would respond, it wasn't how she texts if you know what I mean. She knows everything about me including the trauma related to why I'm ok with his age. So her rude dismissive response was not like her at all and I know he was responding for. It's most likely he told her to hang up when she did.
I know I can't say anything to her. I can tell it's too late. If she's not even talking about her own wedding with me and when we talk it's only phone calls and texts. When we usually video chat. Her fiancé came into the room while we were on the phone because she said "hi babe how was work" and that voice recognized replied. We continue our conversation and I'm apparently on speaker. He randomly joins the conversation and I knew it was too late.
If it makes this any more understandable at all I am a male, I'm bi which he knows and I'm in my early 20's.

The scavenger opened their eyes. They were inside an old garage or something, it's doors shut and windows covered, the only source of light was a small campfire in the middle of it.
Someone had bandaged their broken leg and made sure they were warm, but who. The scavenger tried to move, but the moment they tried it, everything became woozy and it felt something started to burn inside.
"Right, the gas," coughed the scavenger, discovering the droplets of blood in it.
The shortcut he had taken to get away had brought them through a tunnel filled with some gas, at first it hadn't felt so bad, but later... that's how they had fallen and broken the leg. Somehow they had managed to get on, but had lost the consciousness soon after.
Funny, it seemed to be the least broken pat of them.
"Try not to overdo it, it's a damn miracle you are even awake," said a woman who seemed to appear from nowhere.
Maybe it was this feverish state or something else, but the unknown woman seemed so damn pale, "young-ish" yet grey-haired. She was wearing an old, dark coloured longcoat and was rummaging through a bag.
A moment later, the stranger continued: "I bandaged your leg and other wounds as well as I could, but I'm sorry whatever you ran into..."
"How long?"
"I expected you to pass in your sleep before morning. I still don't give you more than hours"
"Lucky me," coughed the scavenger.
This cough turned into a terrible fit that left the traveller reeling as the world seemed to spun around. The wastes always found a way to screw with you. Instead of peaceful trip to Place Without Pain, they were going to all the pain, all the way.
"Got anything for the pain at least?"
"Out of painkillers or anything else of that nature." The woman seemed to think for a moment, then picked out an old metal flask. "This still has some booze in it, I can mix it with something that quickens your going.
Scavenger thought for a moment and asked: Is it too late to say that I don't want to die?
"It's never too late to say that," answered the stranger. "But the wastes often don't give us what we want."
"No that they don't," coughed the scavenger.
The pale woman handed them the flask, it felt like it was more her shadow that handed it over, rather than her hand. Something felt off, they were a corpse already so they emptied the flask. The drink was strong, but with a good taste.
"So who are you even?"
"People like calling me a witch," smiled the strange woman.
"Witch?" The scavenger started remembering stories of something like that, but slipped into deep sleep before being able to say anything. Death seemed to have come at last.
In the morning the scavenger opened their eyes. They were still in the garage, but now rays of light were peeking in. This all felt like some strange dream, yet their leg was a bit sore, but there was no mark of a broken bone and they could stand and breathe.
But there seemed to be no other mark of a Witch or that someone else had been there. Nothing besides a small metal flask, that still held the smell of booze.
...
It might me a wanderer, trader or even raider, but most of the many variations of the tale keep the dying person genderless and nameless, sometimes get rid off the profession altogether to say that everyone can run into the Witch, a common fable in the wastes. The common elements being a person the wastes have condemned to death and they meet the Witch of the Wastes who saves them.
This is also the kindest version of the tale. Sometimes this rescue comes with strings or some kind of cost attached, some versions have the wanderer become a bloodthirsty raider or betray the witch's trust in some way and has all their wounds retuned to them.
The Witch of the Wastes is a curious character, appearing in a wide variety of rumours and stories one taller than the other. Yet some of those make me wonder, what if there is a drop of water to these stories.
Unknown Wasteland Scholar

Tired of PATO?, tired of Not being able to communicate with a cohesive team?
Well in about an hour, me and my buddy are going to hop on. Who wants to join?

Like the title says, my employer terminated my contract with them today, due to restructuring that was happening internally. I just had my one year anniversary with this bullshit company on 05/15/2024.
I went above and beyond as an employee for these soulless morons. The day after I started working there, they fired one of my three team members.
About two months later, they fired the other employee on my team, leaving just me and the team supervisor. The Team supervisor was a real one and kept everything 💯 with me all the time. He even purchased me a second monitor when I was just working out of a single, second-hand, broke-ass laptop. Just because he thought I was a good person and he wanted to see me succeed. That shit brought a tear to my eye when it happened. Anyway, no more than two weeks after they axe the second team member, the supervisor jumps into a meeting with me, (we worked there remotely), and he tells me that the manager just busted him down from Supervisor, to a regular CSM like I was. This man used to own his own tech company…and they decided to bust him down in rank and promoted some know-nothing serial f-up who had ZERO management skills to oversee our team. Well that Supervisor said f-it and quit the very next day.
Then it came down to me and this new manager who comprised the entire team. I was breaking my back to work with their entire client base and manage all of their accounts, single-handedly. All the while, she was trying to implement new policies and procedures, leaving me with a laundry list of chores to do, on top of this insane workload.
I soldier up and stand tall through the chaos. (like an idiot). I helped to implement new procedures, codify our CRM labeling structure for accounts, helped to onboard countless new clients and facilitate renewals, onboarded two new teammates, one of whom they randomly promoted to supervisor of the team.
Anyway, long story short, they canned me one day after my year anniversary at the company, due to “internal restructuring “. All of my clients loved me and I was f-ing killing it at that job.
Morale of the story is F**K THESE CORPORATIONS!! No matter how hard you work or how good you are at your job, you are expendable and they will fire you for no reason at all. THEY ONLY DESERVE THE BARE MINIMUM FROM ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE! Don’t give them an ounce more than that!

Is there a term for prose written in a saga, legend, or history style?
My friends and I were having a conversation, and I thought it might be interesting to try to write some fantasy in that style, providing a legend or myth for a fictional place. I tried to describe this narrative style, but it was a struggle. I tried 'legendary narrative', but that isn't quite right. The prose focuses a lot on the narrative/narrator, though they are not a character, it typically covers a lot of time. There are characters and often dialogue in the text, but it is not the core.
I found myself finding this to be a very "storytelling" method of communicating a story. The way you compress events and details in order to create the key narrative. My searching online suggested this was annal-like.
I happen to be reading a collection of Isabel Allende's short stories, and I actually think her writing fits in this as well to a certain extent. Many of her stories in the book I'm reading spans decades and the narrator drives the story, describing characters and events rather than seeing through the eyes of the characters. I think to a certain extent George R. R. Martin's historic stories fit this mould as well. Another example was some of the storytelling I've encountered in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
One of my friend suggested "parable narration", which also fits, I pitched "saga narrative" and "storyteller narrative".
I'm curious if there is an actual name for this kind of prose style. Thanks for your help.

I mean they're diamond. Why? What did you think I meant?
Anyway, been zen AF but I'm back to say some shit.
TLDRS: BUY HODL DRS VOTE SHOP
Important: I know it's getting exciting out there, but plz DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE!!! Our company still needs us, IDGAF what the charts are doing rn...
Now, I tend to be firmly in the "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" camp, so I gave it some consideration before voting AGAINST Prop 4... What I ultimately landed on is this:
The SEC has 5 commissioners, and we've all seen how much noise just one SEC commissioner can make; how much of a distraction they can be (looking at you, Ms. Hester)...
Well, GameStop has 5 board members that are currently smack in the middle of WORKING to turn the company around... Can you imagine disrupting their flow now, either by replacing one (thus removing one person who's already up-to-speed with one who isn't) or adding a sixth (with who knows what biases/agendas/etc) into the mix...?! Or worse: Having to replace/add even more than one...?!
No way. They're doing fine so far... I say: Let 'em cook.
And now it's story time kiddos, so gather 'round (some words edited to avoid the [REDACTED] auto_matic mod_erator)...
The splividend was 84 years ago, and I was there on the night it happened. I had X,XXX shares BrOOKED, and I had just made a recent XX purchase that I let settle (in PLAiN) and didn't touch, for fear that they'd be in some weird transitional state on the night of the splividend...
Anyway, what I saw happen was this: Shortly after market close my BrOOKED shares received the splividend, quick and clean, no problem... My PLAiN shares tho? The splividend didn't hit there until hours later, during the long period that the splividend was rolling out to all the brokers and other institutions... And I wasn't the only one who saw this, I saw plenty of others commenting the same thing at the time...
So don't you fucking try and tell me there's no difference!!! Y'all can all HOLD however you want: broker, retirement account, PLAiN, BrOOK, whatever... Hell, find some paper certificates and shove 'em up somewhere safe, IDGAF you do you, there's no shame in your GameStop... But never tell me there's not some kind of functional difference between BrOOK and PLAiN, because I've seen it! And the recent Computershare AMA (see that post, since I can't link to it because [REDACTED]) affirms it yet again again again:

...shareholders, and the aggregate number of shares they hold in either DRS or DassPP format...

Well, we know DassPP = PLAiN, which only leaves one thing that "DRS" can mean: Motherfucking BrOOK.
And now for my prediction, or maybe just my hope/wish: We've all seen the absolute enshittification of the gaming industry recently, with the latest debacle of Sony fucking-over the Helldivers players... And that's just one in a long line of the big AAA game makers thinking they can do whatever the fuck they want, their own paying customers (aka players) be damned...
Well, wouldn't it be great if some company were to, IDK, build a way for the Power to be given back to the Players? Some kind of tech-stack that would be easy for game makers, big and small, to adopt, that would give them an instant and easy way to access the blockchain, complete with an in-game currency that is automatically interoperable with lots of other currencies, and not only in-game assets that are tradable on a wide array of marketplaces, but that they can earn royalties on forever (incentivizing them to continue supporting games that players actually like playing for longer than they do today...)
IDK, but that would Delight the shit out of me... And I personally think that not only is this what GameStop is still cooking-up behind the scenes, but I think GME Entertainment is going to be a new games development and publishing arm of GameStop, one that will build some initial proof-of-concept games that show-off the power of this new tech, and which will eventually be spun-off, with shares in the new company being distributed to GME holders...
And, oh yeah, didn't Microsoft just layoff a bunch of game development teams that had previously made a bunch of games that people loved...? Seems to me that if a new, scrappy, videogame development/publishing house needed some top-tier talent, now would be a fine time to snap some of those people up...
I mean, what do you do when "pHySiCaL GaMeS ArE DyInG So tHeRe's nOtHiNg tO SeLl"...? Start making digital games of your own to sell... But WTF do I know?
Anyway, thank you for coming to my GME Talk.
-- IdiosyncraticRick, shareholder not a shareseller, going re-zen degens and I'll see you again on Uranus

Folks, Hasbara and IDF agents, and mostly people who are not even affiliated with UCSC are coordinating posts, comments, likes and dislikes, etc. in UCSC and other universities' subreddits. Do not fall for their misinformation. God has exposed these hypocrites and they'll remain exposed from now on.
The same is true for YouTube comment section, Twitter, Instagram, and other social media platforms. They have paid agents coming up with pretend profiles and stories (as well as manipulating comment and post votes).
They're very nuanced and smart with this divide-and-conquer endeavor. They will pretend to be on the side of Palestine, humanity, and common sense (by conspicuously posting such material). They'll even condemn some factions and their actions, but you'll be able to see through their psychological manipulation attempt when they begin to question and throw a fit about pedantic issues or rather, imply that most of the movement is advocating for or directly linked with terrorism.
You all witnessed how many so-called antisemitic incidents they staged themselves.
So, they're panicking now. But they're smart about it. They'll only relinquish arguments and factions (bit by bit) once it becomes indefensible and painfully obvious.
They're amongst you. Soon, out of fear of being caught, they will chant whatever you chant, but know that they wish you nothing but death.
I ask of you kind hearted folks with a soul, to be patient and also on alert in these tough times. Wear those disingenuous dislikes and flak they give with pride. Make it apparent that being called antisemitic has no effect anymore. Make it apparent that ludicrous arguments about events that occurred millennia ago by Romans, Judea, or whoever they name, does not justify ethnic cleansing.
Folks, don't be afraid. Life will become very tough for these genocide deniers with the passage of every second. They'll not know what comfort and peace of mind is anymore. Also, please assemble your collective consciousness in unison. Pray for their demise. Pray that they be ridden with nightmares and paranoia for every beat their heart pulsates.

About me
Hello there, my name is Coach Chesster(Yes, an obvious Chess reference, which is, by far, my favorite game). I've been playing League of Legends since season one, I've experienced everything from full AP Yi one-shotting my entire team to Tryndamere mains spinning around with a needlessly large rod instead of a sword. You could say I've been there during all the important historical moments of the game. I've been at the top of the ladder in Season 6 (Going between high Diamond and Challenger, based on how much time I've had to invest). I've competed in various tournaments, even being able to win a number of them, before I decided to get myself into coaching.
Coaching
I started the entire coaching thing during season 7 when one of my friends asked if I wanted to help him get out of that Diamond 4 hell. Ever since then, I was having a consistent number of sessions on a weekly basis, with my network of people slowly increasing(One of them actually gave me the idea to advertise on Reddit, which I did eventually accept!) I've coached more than 700 individuals ever since I started and I can proudly say I've had more than 500 sessions this year alone! So, if you are looking for someone who is around for more than 5 days actually add me.
Some of my personal coaching achievements include
Getting a player from Silver 1 to Platinum in just 5 weeks
Getting D2 to Masters in 2 weeks
Bronze 1 to Diamond, yes, this one happened as well, though it took slightly more time
Helping Duo players on NA reach Gold(They were actually stuck in Bronze 2 prior!)
Creating a coach from hard-stuck D2 after he got GM
Community
In addition to my services, I am proud to present to you our Educational community, which is steadily growing on a daily basis. Aside from Coaching, it is an amazing place to connect with other people, find friends and talk about the game all of us love and enjoy. Various events are held on a weekly basis, from 1v1 tournaments to Team Contests, with nice rewards being given out! Hint, you might win a free session!
All of our coaches have been vetted and verified, being certain all of you guys get the best service available! Every single one has peaked at least Grandmaster, with a minimum of 250 Coaching Hours to their name.
Discord Community: CLICK HERE

• Upon joining, message me in order to have a Role assigned!

Prices?
Prices for my sessions are negotiable and I can guarantee, they fall onto the affordable part of the specter!
My coaching sessions are oriented and tailored to each student's specific needs, and they do cover everything from theory to live coaching, in-game mentality, etc.

I made a friend via social media. We’ll call her Beth. Beth and I both had weight loss surgery instagrams and after some DM’s we found out we lived about 30 min away from each other and decided to meet up. She was relatively nice in the beginning and we had a lot of things in common due to the fact that we had both grown up as fat girls and had both lost over 100 lbs in our adult years. But then I started to notice Beth was somewhat catty (i.e. talking shit about people who were still big after getting weight loss surgery, making fun of how people dressed/looked). I’m a pretty passive person so I mostly ignored whenever she made these comments.
Fast forward to one night she invited me to dinner with her best friend (let’s call her Stacy), and one of their mutual friends (m). I got there later than them but sat next to Beth. Almost immediately I noticed a weird energy during dinner. Beth and Stacy were very obviously fighting for the attention of their mutual friend. Stacy calling the mutual friend her best friend, Beth saying “yeah but I knew him first”, them arguing about who truly met him first. I was truly so disinterested with this whole “pick me” conversation that I pulled out my phone to take a picture of myself, which prompted Beth to do the same. After posing and snapping a few pics another quick exchange between them proceeded:
Stacy: Make sure you have David (her boyfriend) blocked from your Instagram stories. I didn’t tell him (insert male mutual friend’s name here) was going to be with us.
Beth: Don’t worry he’s already blocked.
About 30 minutes had passed and we were boxing up our things to leave, I had suggested for us to go get a drink at a bar after dinner since it was still relatively early. Suddenly I noticed Stacy’s phone blowing up with text messages and her eyes widened as she read them, her head darted back up directly at Beth.
Stacy: David saw your post!
Beth: What, how?! grabs her phone, goes through her settings, raised a hand to her agape mouth I’m so sorry, I thought I had him blocked!
At this point I didn’t want to get involved, but tried to assure Stacy not to worry since we were all out together, a friendly group outing. You can tell she was still super upset, and got up from the table to call him. We all awkwardly got up to leave and I asked Beth if it was a big deal that another male was here. She told me David was extremely jealous and they had lied to him earlier about the fact that no other guys would be at dinner, only females. Beth and I quickly said our goodbyes and hopped in my car to head to the bar, as we were the only two that still wanted to go.
Me: I feel bad for Stacy. That fight is not going to be fun. But I don’t think it’s something they should break up about.
Beth: I do.
Me: confused why?
Beth: I did it on purpose.
Me: still confused did what?
Beth: I knew he wasn’t blocked on my instagram.
Me: Why would you do that on purpose?!
Beth: They shouldn’t be together!
She then began to list reasons why they shouldn’t be together.
Me: I honestly don’t think that’s your call to make.
Beth: Well…it’s already done.
The rest of the night I tried my best to act as normally as possible but all I could think of was how if she could do that to her BEST friend, what would she do to me? So I’m slowly distancing myself from her, ignoring DM’s & texts. A cousin of mine asked what happened to her so I told her this story and she said what she did to that friend has nothing to do with me and since I didn’t know their whole history I shouldn’t be jumping to conclusions. So AITAH for dropping her?

Me (M38) and lets call her Amy (F31) worked together for a few months, I then left a toxic relationship and moved back home over 800 miles away. about a year later we briefly reconnected. I had always liked her and been attracted to her but since we were both in relationships there was nothing between us other than friendly banter at work. over a year after i had left we re-connected on social media. we had fun conversation and she gave me her number. this led to a few long Face-time calls and more chats, sending funny gifs and cards at Christmas which at a certain point stopped. I was disappointed but due to distance i let it go. about a year later she reached out again which led to a similar experience. then a few months later she reached out again because she was going for a promotion at work I had recently gotten myself. we talked about it and i gave her encouragement and then once again, there was radio silence. It hurt a bit more this time but, again, i let it go. I had oddly enough gotten a sweet Christmas card from her but she didn't respond to my thank you text. Then this year she reached out a final time. Turns out the whole time we had talked and stopped and talked and stopped, she had a partner. She had stopped those other times out of respect for him but they had broken up recently AND she had gotten the promotion so she wanted to thank me and apologize. From there it started again, the calls, the texts all of it. We eventually got to the point where we told each other we liked the other. That she had had a crush on me back then but nothing had happened. She was so complimentary about my looks and personality and I always felt that what she said and felt was real and strong, I also tried to express I felt the same way. since then we've texted almost everyday, talked about anything and everything, sent each other funny posts all of the good stuff. This led to her inviting me to a party for work in a few months, which as crazy as it seems, I said yes to. Then as time passed and we expressed frustration about not being able to see each other and i threw out the idea of meeting halfway for a weekend. She was enthusiastic, as was I. Well shortly before the date we were to meet up i sensed a bit of distance, but she let me know it was nothing and was sorry, and continued to be enthusiastic up to the day. Well last week was the day. We met and spent about 16 hours together, we had lunch and diner, visited a weird museum and stayed in a cool airBNB. we slept together, which i admit was not my best work due to nerves and well probably age on my part but we were sweet with each other and i was happy to finally get to be around her after all this time. Well since we've been back in our respective homes, the texts have been close to non existent. Ive reached out several times and gotten little to no response, and when i did it was short and did little to easy my anxiety about the situation. As of now the Work party is still on the books but I'm questioning it now. Ive spent the last week racking my brain trying to figure out if i did something wrong or if something is wrong with me to cause such a shift, almost 180. I guess I'm just asking what do people think i should do or what others thoughts on what may have happened. Im planning on just asking if something is off or if theres anything causing a distance or if I'm just overthinking because, as i have mentioned above, i was in a very toxic relationship and have strong trust issues surrounding words vs actions.

About me
Hello there, my name is Coach Chesster(Yes, an obvious Chess reference, which is, by far, my favorite game). I've been playing League of Legends since season one, I've experienced everything from full AP Yi one-shotting my entire team to Tryndamere mains spinning around with a needlessly large rod instead of a sword. You could say I've been there during all the important historical moments of the game. I've been at the top of the ladder in Season 6 (Going between high Diamond and Challenger, based on how much time I've had to invest). I've competed in various tournaments, even being able to win a number of them, before I decided to get myself into coaching.
Coaching
I started the entire coaching thing during season 7 when one of my friends asked if I wanted to help him get out of that Diamond 4 hell. Ever since then, I was having a consistent number of sessions on a weekly basis, with my network of people slowly increasing(One of them actually gave me the idea to advertise on Reddit, which I did eventually accept!) I've coached more than 700 individuals ever since I started and I can proudly say I've had more than 500 sessions this year alone! So, if you are looking for someone who is around for more than 5 days actually add me.
Some of my personal coaching achievements include
Getting a player from Silver 1 to Platinum in just 5 weeks
Getting D2 to Masters in 2 weeks
Bronze 1 to Diamond, yes, this one happened as well, though it took slightly more time
Helping Duo players on NA reach Gold(They were actually stuck in Bronze 2 prior!)
Creating a coach from hard-stuck D2 after he got GM
Community
In addition to my services, I am proud to present to you our Educational community, which is steadily growing on a daily basis. Aside from Coaching, it is an amazing place to connect with other people, find friends and talk about the game all of us love and enjoy. Various events are held on a weekly basis, from 1v1 tournaments to Team Contests, with nice rewards being given out! Hint, you might win a free session!
All of our coaches have been vetted and verified, being certain all of you guys get the best service available! Every single one has peaked at least Grandmaster, with a minimum of 250 Coaching Hours to their name.
Discord Community: CLICK HERE

• Upon joining, message me in order to have a Role assigned!

Prices?
Prices for my sessions are negotiable and I can guarantee, they fall onto the affordable part of the specter!
My coaching sessions are oriented and tailored to each student's specific needs, and they do cover everything from theory to live coaching, in-game mentality, etc.

I was driving in a car with like 4 other people, we were going back to the dorm hotel, and we had been drinking and doing drugs? Anyway one girl was saying something mean to me, and she opened the door to get out, the uber didn't come to a stop, causing her to hit her head falling out and die. I was screaming to the crowd in the giant parking lot to call 911 bc my phone wasn't working. By the time the ambulance came it was too late.
My phone was shut off due to being in witness protection for witnessing a crime. I went back into the dorm hotel and was trying to call my partner to tell her where I was but I couldn't because my phone wasn't working. Everyone was gossiping about what happened, and a bunch of people were congregating in an outside room in an auditorium because cops were coming to do investigations so people who sell drugs were like trying to figure out how to hide them etc. I decided to walk into the auditorium to see what was going on and then left. I was going to head back to the elevator when everyone started panicking to get to the upper levels of the hotel. Someone grabbed my arm to look at my watch to see the time and then pressed the elevator buttons frantically in the correct secret order to get to the correct floor, but I didn't know why (I think this was my brain processing watching 3 body problem a few weeks ago because it was like the countdown the scientists were seeing). I finally realized what was happening but it was too late so I didn't get in the elevator in time.
I was walking around freaking out about what this might mean for me, when i found out that the auditorium scenero was set up to trap all of the people the cops wanted punished so they couldn't get to the elevator in time, and by entering that room, my name got added to the list so I had unknowingly sealed my fate.
I saw my ex and was like ok well I'll just have sex with him (which I often control in my dreams lol- and i know the reason is bc im bi, in a WLW LTR and if im being honest, miss the feeling of a warm dick lmao). However this time during that he transformed into an anime looking demon? And told me that since I didn't get to the elevator in time, now I'm cursed to be susceptible to succubi/incubi. The incubus would do things to tempt me into interacting with them and would mask themselves to be other people to trick me, and whenever I would interact with the incubus or think about sex with them, the surroundings would start to shake because it was going to cause some catastrophic event.There were also random students who were secretly demon hunters who would shoot them with an arrow while they were pretending to be other people to reveal their true form.
I think by the end of the dream I didn't even care any more because I was like lucid at that point and wanted dream set but the whole thing was WILD.

I am a parent of a teen (14M) who has been diagnosed with ADHD, expressive language disorder, speech delay and other learning disabilities. He has always really struggled in school, but he has been “making it.” But as we approach high school, I am getting really concerned.
For a long time, I’ve always wondered about his abilities. Like, what guidance should we give him, etc. I don’t want to put limitations on him, but at the same time I want to manage expectations for both him and me. In terms of intelligence, he’s always teetered between doing OK (with accommodations) and really struggling. I’ve asked his intervention specialists and IEP team about their assessment, and they are very much wait and see. We’ve basically ignored standardized tests and he never really took them with accommodations. I never took them seriously or thought they accurately reflected his abilities.
He has always been terrible at math (struggles with abstract concepts). His reading is better but he struggles. But works hard and can retain concepts/ideas. Again, a struggle but borderline.
Last year he prepped for months for a high school entrance exam, and despite having accommodations, he scored very low (19%). This coincided with some test scores/map testing that has him in the 25ish percentile.
This has me very concerned. I’ve never really considered him to be low intelligence. Rather, I’ve always chalked it up to not being able to “show what he knows”. I always figured he would struggle in school, but could do enough to get along, go to college, and get a job.
But the evidence is fairly clear that at the very least he is near the bottom of the middle of the bell curve, or maybe even lower. Doing quick research, the 35th percentile of an ACT score is a 16, which isn’t good enough to get into hardly any colleges.
So all those plans about getting along, getting a degree and getting a decent job seem like a far reach.
Has anyone experienced this? So many ADHD/executive function kids are very bright and can do well academically. There is so little guidance out there for parents of lower IQ kids.
Also, I have considered skilled trades. But to operate as a tradesman, you need to be at least middling intelligence. And my son has fine motor skills issues as well.
It feels awful to write this. I love my son. But we are coming into an important part of his life and I don’t feel prepared to help him live out his life to the best of his abilities. (Not to mention him being able to have a family, have children.)
It’s frustrating because teachers are always so indirect. I get they don’t want to put a low ceiling on someone’s potential. But while they can’t predict the future, they should be able to say “hey, here’s what I’ve seen in kids of your son’s profile, and here’s the usual outcome.” (By analogy—a good coach can watch a 14 year old play basketball and know whether he has a future. Sure, maybe a kid grows much taller or improves his talent, but that’s an outlier. They know who has the potential to be a D1 athlete, etc.)
Anyway, if anyone has experience with a child with low test scores/significant learning disabilities, please let me know if you have any feedback or advice.
(One last note—to my knowledge he has never been tested as intellectually disabled or MDD. No teacher has ever told us that he fits that profile.)

Hello everyone, hope the sub has been treating you well and you're all having fun. Really happy that we're getting more discussion in the subreddit and I hope we continue to transition into a more active sub that encourages discussion and fit pics. It's what Demna would have wanted.
Anyways, I want to introduce some new flairs to hopefully inspire user engagement. There is no particular difference besides you being distinguished by a flair. Here is what we have implemented for flairs:

1. Regular Member flair. For users who have been noticed by the mod team for being active on the sub for a long period of time. The first recipients for this flair are Kittengotvetements and unknown0j, who are active and have provided (mostly) thoughtful discussion and LC's to the sub.
   
2. Post of the Week / POTW flair Will be awarded to one user weekly. It is earned through posting a dope fit pic, or creating a discussion topic that has thoughtful information and garners activity in the sub. Will be awarding the first one on Sunday
   
3. Good LCer Fully at the mods discretion. Only awarded for actively providing accurate LC's on a consistent basis, and have built a rapport over a long period of time in this sub
   

Anyways, that's all the updates we have for now. We do not plan on opening up flairs anytime soon. If you have any suggestions for the sub feel free to post it!