Predicaciones de apocalipsis cap 12 adventistas ppt

Should wonder kids play in u18 or u21?

2024.05.19 15:01 JonTonyJim Should wonder kids play in u18 or u21?

Should wonder kids play in u18 or u21?
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This guy is developing fantastically in the u-18s, and should be just about good enough to start for me by the time he turns 18. I've seen lots of people saying to keep youngsters in the u-18s cause they benefit most from youth training etc, but my staff keep telling me to promote him to the u-21s. Should I do so?
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2024.05.19 10:00 guest_from_Europe comparison of largest NFL contracts in salary cap era

I will compare contracts by how much % of team salary cap player took in a year: a $10M player "eats more cap" when team salary cap is $100M than a $13M player on $200M team cap. All numbers are from overthecap.com
First some past contracts:
% of team salary cap in a year
  1. P. Manning/Colts 20.5% in 2003, 17.2% in 2009, 16.1% in 2008
  2. Tannehill 18.3% in 2022, 15.9% in 2023
  3. Mahomes 17.0% in 2022, 16.9% in 2023
  4. R. Wilson 17.5% in 2021, 15.5% in 2020
  5. E. Manning 16.9% in 2013, 15.4% in 2014
  6. Cousins 16.7% in 2021, 15.1% in 2019
  7. Brees 16.4% in 2015, 14% in 2013
  8. Stafford 15.8% in 2019, 14.6% in 2018, 2013
  9. Strahan 16.1% in 2002, 13% in 2001
  10. Rodgers 14.9% in 2019 & 2021
  11. Garoppolo 15.6% in 2018, 13.7% in 2021, 12.9% in 2020
  12. Roethlisberger 15.3% in 2016, 14.2% in 2014
  13. Flacco 15% in 2017, 14.7% in 2016
  14. Ryan 15% in 2016, 14.6% in 2021
  15. Rivers 14.9% in 2015, 12.7% in 2012
  16. Suh 17% of 2014 Lions, 11.1% of 2017 Dolphins
  17. Mario Williams 15.2% of 2011 Texans, 13.4% in 2015, 12.5% in 2014 Bills
  18. Goff 14.3% of 2022 Lions, 14.1% of 2020 Rams
  19. Fitzgerald 16% in 2011, 12% in 2012, other seasons 8-10%
  20. Peppers 14.8% in 2009, 12.9% in 2007
  21. P. Manning/Broncos 14.9% in 2012, 12.5% in 2013
  22. Marino 14.5% in 1998, 13.1% in 1996
  23. Aikman 14.2% in 1997, 13.2% in 1996
  24. Bledsoe 13.7% in 2000, 13.5% in 1998, 12.8% in 1997
  25. Palmer 14.0% of 2017 Cardinals, 12.7% of 2006 Bengals
  26. Favre 14.1% in 2001, 12.4% in 2006
  27. Brady 13.6% in 2006, 12.6% in 2008, 12.2% in 2020
  28. Bradford 13.3% in 2014, 12.9% in 2012
  29. Prescott 14.4% in 2020, 11.7% in 2023
  30. Chris Jones 14.0% in 2022, 12.2% in 2023
  31. Donald 13.4% in 2022, 12.2% in 2020
  32. Cutler 13.9% in 2014, 11.4% in 2015
  33. Steve Young 13.1 % in 1994, 12.2% in 1996
  34. Brunell 13.2% in 2001, 3 seasons of 11.7%
  35. Elway 13% in 1994, 12% in 1995, only 5% in 1997,1998
  36. Calvin Johnson 14.3% in 2015, 11.6% in 2011, other years 7-9%
  37. Carr 13.7% in 2018, 11.6% in 2019, 11.7% in 2021
  38. Sanchez 14.3% in 2011, 10.3% in 2013
  39. Wentz 13.2% of 2022 Commanders, 11.2% of 2021 Colts
  40. Von Miller 12.9% in 2019, 12.0% in 2020
  41. Cam Newton 12.7% in 2016, 12.1% in 2019
  42. T. J. Watt 12.8% in 2023, 11.8% in 2024
  43. Luck 12.6% in 2018, 11.1% in 2017
  44. Plummer 12.3% in 2002, 10.4% in 2001
  45. Khalil Mack 12.5% of 2020 Bears, 9.7% of 2024 Chargers
  46. Charles Woodson 12.3% in 2005, 10.9% in 2004 Raiders, 9% of Packers
  47. Trent Williams 11.6% of 2012 Redskins, 10.6% of 2024 49ers
  48. Moss/Vikings 11% in 2004, 10.5% in 2003, was cheap on Patriots
  49. Romo 13% in 2016, other seasons 8-10%
  50. Revis 12% of 2013 Bucs, 10.8% of 2016 Jets
  51. Kaepernick 11.4% in 2016, 10.2% in 2015
  52. Tunsil 11.5% in 2023, 10% in 2024
  53. Ogden 11.3% in 2004, 11.1% in 2003
  54. Warner 11.7% of 2003 Rams, 9.3% of 2009 Cardinals
  55. Tyreek Hill 12.2% of 2024 Dolphins, 8.4% of 2021 Chiefs
  56. Alex Smith 10-11% of Chiefs, Redskins in 5 seasons
  57. Adrian Peterson 10.3%-10.7% in 2011-2015
  58. Marvin Harrison 10% in 2003, 2004, 2008
  59. Sapp 10.9% in 1999, 10.7% in 2000
  60. Barry Sanders 10.1% in 1994, 10.7% in 1996
  61. Ray Lewis 10% in 2003, 2005
  62. McNabb 9-10%, only in 2009 16%
  63. Mike Evans 10.4% in 2023, 9.4% in 2018
  64. Julio Jones 10% in 2016, 2020
  65. McNair 8-10% of Titans, highest in 1999
  66. J.J. Watt 8-9% in 4 seasons
  67. Emmitt Smith 7-9% in 1990s, 14.5% in 2002
  68. Dalton 8-9% (cheap QB)
  69. Travis Kelce 7.8% in 2024, 6.7% in 2023
  70. Jerry Rice 7.3% in 2000, 6.1% in 1999
  71. Tony Gonzalez 7% of 2011 Falcons, 6% of Chiefs
  72. DeMarcus Ware 6-7% of Cowboys, Broncos
  73. Gronkowski 6% in only 2 Patriots' seasons
  74. Zack Martin 5-6%
  75. Antonio Gates 5-6%
  76. Jason Kelce 3-4%
These are contracts that i could find over 10% of cap space + some HOFers at other cheaper positions for comparison. Mario Williams probably got the worst, most expensive contracts compared to his production. T. J. Watt costs a lot more than his older brother. MVP RBs Faulk, Tomlinson, E. Smith were 5-9%. DBs such as Polamalu, Reed,... were always in 5-8% range, it's probably like that at all positions except for QBs.
These expensive contracts worked very well for Colts (Manning), Chiefs (Mahomes, Jones), Packers (Rodgers), Steelers (Roethlisberger, Watt), Broncos (Manning), Patriots (Brady), 49ers (Young, Williams), Vikings (Peterson), otherwise there are a lot of seasons around .500 record or losing in wild card as a low seed. Rarely was a contract of 13+ % of cap good. Flacco's contract sank Ravens, Eli's Giants etc.
Now current contracts:
% of team salary cap taken, projections
  1. Watson 22% in 2024, 24.6% in 2025
  2. Stafford 19.3% in 2024, 19.4% in 2025
  3. K. Murray 18.2% in 2024, 18.8% in 2026
  4. Daniel Jones 18.4% in 2024 + dead cap in 2025
  5. Cousins 20.2% in 2026, 15.4% in 2025
  6. Mahomes 14.7% in 2024, 25.5% in 2025 (can easily be lowered)
  7. L. Jackson 16.8% in 2025, 26.3% in 2026
  8. Allen 16.6% in 2025, 22.5% in 2026
  9. Carr 19.8% in 2025
  10. Burrow 17.8% in 2025, 17% in 2026
  11. Herbert 14.4% in 2025, 16.3% in 2026
  12. Goff 12.5% in 2025, 24.5% in 2026
What will happen with Precott's contract is unclear, currently he has last year in 2024 for 21.2% of cap. Burrow, Herbert, Goff have in 2024 last year of old contracts.
Future salary cap may be higher than expected, so some projection of 22% in 2026, may end up being 20%. All these starter contracts are taking significantly more cap than old contracts of HOFers and starters listed above. These new QB-contracts take as much salary cap as a QB-contract a decade ago + HOFer at another position.
Teams are adding void years, to artificially lower cap numbers of such contracts, creating "dead cap" at the end of contract. Saints and Eagles are masters of this.
List of recent "dead cap" after contracts for players that weren't on team anymore:
% of team salary cap was dead
  1. "dead Wilson" 20.8% of Broncos in 2024, 11.7% in 2025
  2. "dead Ryan" 19.2% of 2022 Falcons, 8% of 2023 Colts
  3. "dead Rodgers" 17.8% of 2023 Packers
  4. "dead Brady" 15.5% of 2023 Bucs
  5. "dead Osweiler" 15% in 2017 on Texans and Browns
  6. "dead Flacco" 8.5% of 2019 Ravens, 6.5% of 2020 Broncos
  7. "dead Goff" 13.5% of 2021 Rams
  8. "dead P. Manning" 13.3% of 2012 Colts
  9. "dead Luck" 9.9% of 2019 Colts and 3.2% in 2020
  10. "dead Wilson" 12.5% of 2022 Seahawks
  11. "dead Diggs" 12.2% of 2024 Bills
  12. "dead Romo" 6.4% of 2017 Cowboys and 5% in 2018
  13. "dead Brees" 6.1% of Saints in 2021, 5.3% in 2022
  14. "dead Cousins" 11% of 2024 Vikings
  15. "dead Stafford" 10.4% of 2021 Lions
  16. "dead Tannehill" 9.9% of 2019 Dolphins
  17. "dead Foles" 9.4% of 2020 Jaguars
  18. "dead Bridgewater" 9.3% of 2021 Panthers
  19. "dead Hopkins" 9.3% of 2023 Cardinals
  20. "dead Steve Young" 7.2% of 49ers in 2001, 3.4% in 2000
So teams are nowadays willing to have as large dead caps as any HOFers (except P. Manning on Colts) were taking on active contracts. Such huge dead caps are accumulating on contracts of Hurts, Prescott,... all because they have expensive contracts, teams are manipulating the cap, creating "dead cap".
Hopefully this can show how overpaid current QBs are: they take more cap % than in any previous era+leave "dead cap". This 15-25% of cap given to QB only works for MVP-level of play, carrying the offense year after year. There are 2-3 such players.
Peyton Manning in his career averaged 13.0 % team cap space after his first 2 seasons. Brees in his career averaged 10.9 % team cap space after his first 4 cheap seasons (dead cap number included). Brady in his career averaged 9.7 % team cap space after his first 3 cheap seasons (dead cap in 2023 included). Rodgers averages 10.8% as a starter on 2 teams (dead cap included).
Flacco in 2014-2019 averaged 12.1% of team cap (dead cap included). Eli Manning in 2011-2019 averaged 12.5 % of team cap.
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2024.05.19 08:02 Purple_Weight1207 Fibroscan Results Help

Fibroscan Results Help
Hello, I hope all is well. Can somebody please help me interpret this fibroscan report?
I had it as part of an annual check-up, as I have had chronic ALT enzyme elevations for an undiagnosed cause during the last 8 years. These elevations are usually 20-40 points over the upper limit. I am 27 years old, 1-2 pounds overweight, and drink during the weekends (non smoker).
After increasing exercise, eating better, drinking less, taking vitamin E and TUDCA sporadically, this year all my enzymes were within the normal range. My abdominal ultrasound was unremarkable. Attached the results for my Fibroscan. I wanted to hear your thoughts as I’ll only see a doctor in 3 weeks.
Thank you!
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2024.05.19 07:35 Torre_Nera Experiment #025613 - My investment journey

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Fabrication,2024-05-15,16.3299999237061,11.0268538824693,2024-05-15,16.3299999237061,11.0268538824693,9,146.969999313355,99.2416849422234,0.816499996185303,0.550970670396969 E.TO,E.TO,CA,"Enterprise Group, Inc.",CAD,EQUITY,TOR,Energy,Oil & Gas Equipment & Services,2024-05-15,1.21000003814697,0.817054113947654,2024-05-15,1.21000003814697,0.817054113947654,122,147.620004653931,99.6806019016138,0.210420134172571,0.141990597589385 ENO.MC,ENO.MC,ES,"Elecnor, S.A.",EUR,EQUITY,MCE,Industrials,Infrastructure Operations,2024-05-15,21.2000007629395,21.2000007629395,2024-05-15,21.2000007629395,21.2000007629395,5,106.000003814697,106.000003814697,12.551528826266,12.551528826266 ENVI.AS,ENVI.AS,NL,Envipco Holding N.V.,EUR,EQUITY,AMS,Industrials,Pollution & Treatment Controls,2024-05-15,5.80000019073486,5.80000019073486,2024-05-15,5.80000019073486,5.80000019073486,17,98.6000032424927,98.6000032424927,1.67603432587419,1.67603432587419 EVISO.MI,EVISO.MI,IT,eVISO S.p.A.,EUR,EQUITY,MIL,Utilities,Utilities—Regulated Electric,2024-05-15,4.90999984741211,4.90999984741211,2024-05-15,4.90999984741211,4.90999984741211,20,98.1999969482422,98.1999969482422,1.86293823453707,1.86293823453707 FTC.L,FTC.L,GB,Filtronic plc,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,Technology,Communication Equipment,2024-05-15,58.5,0.682131213331186,2024-05-15,58.5,0.682131213331186,147,8599.5,100.273288359684,2.925,0.0340851321595671 GAMC.O,GAMC,US,Golden Arrow Merger Corp.,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,11.0299997329712,10.1430884844427,2024-05-15,11.0299997329712,10.1430884844427,10,110.299997329712,101.430884844427,10.1468770873948,9.33296563558359 IDR.MC,IDR.MC,ES,"Indra Sistemas, S.A.",EUR,EQUITY,MCE,Technology,Information Technology Services,2024-05-15,20.1200008392334,20.1200008392334,2024-05-15,20.1200008392334,20.1200008392334,5,100.600004196167,100.600004196167,10.8941912325836,10.8941912325836 IGIC.O,IGIC,US,International General Insurance Holdings Ltd.,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Insurance—Diversified,2024-05-15,14.6700000762939,13.4904000401592,2024-05-15,14.6700000762939,13.4904000401592,7,102.690000534058,94.4328002811146,9.30404677312841,8.55774126931546 III.L,III.L,GB,3i Group Ord,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,,,2024-05-15,2966,34.5846355340222,2024-05-15,2966,34.5846355340222,3,8898,103.753906602067,1447.85882812435,16.8719519675262 IQG.L,IQG.L,GB,IQGeo Group plc,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,Technology,Software—Application,2024-05-15,472,5.50369115713367,2024-05-15,472,5.50369115713367,18,8496,99.0664408284061,114.359449092067,1.33263484991398 IVN.TO,IVN.TO,CA,Ivanhoe Mines Ltd.,CAD,EQUITY,TOR,Basic Materials,Other Industrial Metals & Mining,2024-05-15,19.9300003051758,13.4577588652472,2024-05-15,19.9300003051758,13.4577588652472,7,139.51000213623,94.2043120567304,8.61605916585422,5.81407950639264 JAM.L,JAM.L,GB,JPMorgan American Ord,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,,,2024-05-15,987,11.5087779069723,2024-05-15,987,11.5087779069723,9,8883,103.579001162751,734.693023539479,8.56140471933505 KKR.N,KKR,US,KKR & Co. Inc.,USD,EQUITY,NYQ,Financial Services,Asset Management,2024-05-15,107.669998168945,99.0123612861786,2024-05-15,107.669998168945,99.0123612861786,1,107.669998168945,99.0123612861786,51.1494689660835,47.0466166119071 KMER.MI,KMER.MI,IT,KME Group S.p.A.,EUR,EQUITY,MIL,,,2024-05-15,1.55999994277954,1.55999994277954,2024-05-15,1.55999994277954,1.55999994277954,64,99.8399963378906,99.8399963378906,0.800465071994058,0.800465071994058 KRNL.O,KRNL,US,"Kernel Group Holdings, Inc.",USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,10.9200000762939,10.0419337901592,2024-05-15,10.9200000762939,10.0419337901592,10,109.200000762939,100.419337901592,10.269285944972,9.44555571146799 KURN.VX,KURN.SW,CH,Kuros Biosciences AG,CHF,EQUITY,EBS,Healthcare,Medical Devices,2024-05-15,8,8.17366088441458,2024-05-15,8,8.17366088441458,12,96,98.083930612975,0.530445807104744,0.540606867796476 L.TO,L.TO,CA,Loblaw Companies Limited,CAD,EQUITY,TOR,Consumer Defensive,Grocery Stores,2024-05-15,155.139999389648,104.758488217297,2024-05-15,155.139999389648,104.758488217297,1,155.139999389648,104.758488217297,108.795430497776,73.4146865370985 LDO.MI,LDO.MI,IT,Leonardo S.p.a.,EUR,EQUITY,MIL,Industrials,Aerospace & Defense,2024-05-15,22.5,22.5,2024-05-15,22.5,22.5,4,90,90,9.15905866550776,9.15905866550776 LMB.O,LMB,US,"Limbach Holdings, Inc.",USD,EQUITY,NCM,Industrials,Building Products & Equipment,2024-05-15,50.6599998474121,46.5864799196816,2024-05-15,50.6599998474121,46.5864799196816,2,101.319999694824,93.1729598393631,3.1283030409755,2.87737246914973 MEMS.EQ,MEMS.PA,FR,"MEMSCAP, S.A.",EUR,EQUITY,PAR,Technology,Semiconductor Equipment & Materials,2024-05-15,7.75,7.75,2024-05-15,7.75,7.75,13,100.75,100.75,1.24829618687214,1.24829618687214 MEPK.N,MER-PK,US,Merrill Lynch Capital Trust I GTD CAP 6.45%,USD,EQUITY,NYQ,,,2024-05-15,25.3899993896484,23.3484149287262,2024-05-15,25.3899993896484,23.3484149287262,4,101.559997558594,93.3936597149048,23.4660902117283,21.5838047175749 MIKN.VX,MIKN.SW,CH,Mikron Holding AG,CHF,EQUITY,EBS,Industrials,Specialty Industrial Machinery,2024-05-15,16.9500007629395,17.3179447783545,2024-05-15,16.9500007629395,17.3179447783545,6,101.700004577637,103.907668670127,10.1066015477761,10.3002005739888 MLI.N,MLI,US,"Mueller Industries, Inc.",USD,EQUITY,NYQ,Industrials,Metal Fabrication,2024-05-15,59.0800018310547,54.3294379638214,2024-05-15,59.0800018310547,54.3294379638214,2,118.160003662109,108.658875927643,28.864001244309,26.5487331124992 MOD.N,MOD,US,Modine Manufacturing Company,USD,EQUITY,NYQ,Consumer Cyclical,Auto Parts,2024-05-15,109.419998168945,100.621645536179,2024-05-15,109.419998168945,100.621645536179,1,109.419998168945,100.621645536179,5.47099990844727,5.03215459279099 MSI.L,MSI.L,GB,MS INTERNATIONAL plc,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,Industrials,Conglomerates,2024-05-15,995,11.6020608079407,2024-05-15,995,11.6020608079407,9,8955,104.418547271466,299.053984032638,3.48488703199915 NBST.O,NBST,US,Newbury Street Acquisition Corporation,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,10.8400001525879,9.96836658031845,2024-05-15,10.8400001525879,9.96836658031845,10,108.400001525879,99.6836658031845,10.203750702138,9.38527724706745 NGEX.TO,NGEX.TO,CA,NGEx Minerals Ltd.,CAD,EQUITY,TOR,Basic Materials,Other Industrial Metals & Mining,2024-05-15,9.57999992370606,6.46890752273802,2024-05-15,9.57999992370606,6.46890752273802,15,143.699998855591,97.0336128410703,0.478999996185303,0.323227128293172 OCAX.O,OCAX,US,OCA Acquisition Corp.,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,11.1750001907349,10.2764296003981,2024-05-15,11.1750001907349,10.2764296003981,10,111.750001907349,102.764296003981,10.3482390933432,9.51817579094888 OPXS.O,OPXS,US,"Optex Systems Holdings, Inc",USD,EQUITY,NCM,Industrials,Aerospace & Defense,2024-05-15,8.56999969482422,7.8808945893631,2024-05-15,8.56999969482422,7.8808945893631,13,111.409996032715,102.45162966172,1.37396433534202,1.26375453411123 OSG.N,OSG,US,"Overseas Shipholding Group, Inc.",USD,EQUITY,NYQ,Energy,Oil & Gas Midstream,2024-05-15,6.8899998664856,6.33598186722136,2024-05-15,6.8899998664856,6.33598186722136,16,110.23999786377,101.375709875542,3.08423975967902,2.83684363583589 PLMI.O,PLMI,US,Plum Acquisition Corp. I,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,11.1199998855591,10.2258518147612,2024-05-15,11.1199998855591,10.2258518147612,10,111.199998855591,102.258518147612,10.3122527077106,9.48507598126697 PMGM.O,PMGM,US,Priveterra Acquisition Corp. II,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,11.0500001907349,10.1614807253981,2024-05-15,11.0500001907349,10.1614807253981,10,110.500001907349,101.614807253981,10.4066804048251,9.57192934951286 PNL.L,PNL.L,GB,Personal Assets Ord,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,,,2024-05-15,490,5.7135776843125,2024-05-15,490,5.7135776843125,18,8820,102.844398317625,205.388023341194,2.39339416053909 PSH.L,PSH.L,GB,Pershing Square Holdings Ord,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,,,2024-05-15,4058,47.3177515162043,2024-05-15,4058,47.3177515162043,2,8116,94.6355030324087,2760.24210472501,32.1652023698986 PUB.EQ,PUB.PA,FR,Publicis Groupe S.A.,EUR,EQUITY,PAR,Communication Services,Advertising Agencies,2024-05-15,106.150001525879,106.150001525879,2024-05-15,106.150001525879,106.150001525879,1,106.150001525879,106.150001525879,62.7854557332542,62.7854557332542 PUCK.O,PUCK,US,Goal Acquisitions Corp.,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,10.8500003814697,9.97756270079613,2024-05-15,10.8500003814697,9.97756270079613,10,108.500003814697,99.7756270079613,10.2216440084575,9.40173527760708 PWS.MI,PWS.MI,IT,Powersoft S.p.A.,EUR,EQUITY,MIL,Technology,Consumer Electronics,2024-05-15,16.2000007629395,16.2000007629395,2024-05-15,16.2000007629395,16.2000007629395,6,97.2000045776367,97.2000045776367,3.72774791732638,3.72774791732638 QDRO.O,QDRO,US,Quadro Acquisition One Corp.,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,11.0500001907349,10.1614807253981,2024-05-15,11.0500001907349,10.1614807253981,10,110.500001907349,101.614807253981,10.2946317689515,9.46886847086858 RDNT.O,RDNT,US,"RadNet, Inc.",USD,EQUITY,NGM,Healthcare,Diagnostics & Research,2024-05-15,58.2400016784668,53.556981383503,2024-05-15,58.2400016784668,53.556981383503,2,116.480003356934,107.113962767006,19.3818445183282,17.8271686239796 REAX.O,REAX,US,The Real Brokerage Inc.,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Real Estate,Real Estate Services,2024-05-15,5,4.597955,2024-05-15,5,4.597955,22,110,101.15501,0.25,0.22994675 RNWH.L,RNWH.L,GB,Renew Holdings plc,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,Industrials,Engineering & Construction,2024-05-15,1054,12.2900222025824,2024-05-15,1054,12.2900222025824,8,8432,98.3201776206592,681.809806634346,7.94515465532326 RR.FRA,RRU.F,DE,Rolls-Royce Holdings plc,EUR,EQUITY,FRA,Industrials,Aerospace & Defense,2024-05-15,4.94899988174439,4.94899988174439,2024-05-15,4.94899988174439,4.94899988174439,20,98.9799976348877,98.9799976348877,1.15474766444009,1.15474766444009 SAB.MC,SAB.MC,ES,"Banco de Sabadell, S.A.",EUR,EQUITY,MCE,Financial Services,Banks—Diversified,2024-05-15,1.90400004386902,1.90400004386902,2024-05-15,1.90400004386902,1.90400004386902,53,100.912002325058,100.912002325058,0.770675500087932,0.770675500087932 SLAM.O,SLAM,US,Slam Corp.,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,11.0500001907349,10.1614807253981,2024-05-15,11.0500001907349,10.1614807253981,10,110.500001907349,101.614807253981,10.3152097299573,9.48779581188824 SMHN.EQ,SMHN.F,DE,SÜSS MicroTec SE,EUR,EQUITY,FRA,Technology,Semiconductor Equipment & Materials,2024-05-15,51.2999992370606,51.2999992370606,2024-05-15,51.2999992370606,51.2999992370606,2,102.599998474121,102.599998474121,12.952163633103,12.952163633103 SOL.MI,SOL.MI,IT,SOL S.p.A.,EUR,EQUITY,MIL,Basic Materials,Specialty Chemicals,2024-05-15,33.7000007629395,33.7000007629395,2024-05-15,33.7000007629395,33.7000007629395,3,101.100002288818,101.100002288818,20.3776094280299,20.3776094280299 SPIE.EQ,SPIE.PA,FR,SPIE SA,EUR,EQUITY,PAR,Industrials,Engineering & Construction,2024-05-15,36.2200012207031,36.2200012207031,2024-05-15,36.2200012207031,36.2200012207031,3,108.660003662109,108.660003662109,24.4525122007507,24.4525122007507 TAYD.O,TAYD,US,"Taylor Devices, Inc.",USD,EQUITY,NCM,Industrials,Specialty Industrial Machinery,2024-05-15,51.3800010681152,47.2485865622292,2024-05-15,51.3800010681152,47.2485865622292,2,102.76000213623,94.4971731244583,5.60221111549934,5.15284095529179 TDW.N,TDW,US,Tidewater Inc.,USD,EQUITY,NYQ,Energy,Oil & Gas Equipment & Services,2024-05-15,108.110000610352,99.4169835712738,2024-05-15,108.110000610352,99.4169835712738,1,108.110000610352,99.4169835712738,8.89739581168513,8.18370900144243 TRD.L,TRD.L,GB,Triad Group plc,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,Technology,Information Technology Services,2024-05-15,277,3.22992044602972,2024-05-15,277,3.22992044602972,31,8587,100.127533826921,79.9188268645001,0.931297017338134 TRMD.O,TRMD,US,TORM plc,USD,EQUITY,NMS,Energy,Oil & Gas Midstream,2024-05-15,38.0400009155273,34.9812424819107,2024-05-15,38.0400009155273,34.9812424819107,3,114.120002746582,104.943727445732,15.7437186157142,14.4808677143919 TVK.TO,TVK.TO,CA,TerraVest Industries Inc.,CAD,EQUITY,TOR,Energy,Oil & Gas Equipment & Services,2024-05-15,78.879997253418,53.26382167953,2024-05-15,78.879997253418,53.26382167953,2,157.759994506836,106.52764335906,11.8947657049186,8.02653651594938 TWLV.O,TWLV,US,Twelve Seas Investment Company II,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Financial Services,Shell Companies,2024-05-15,10.8000001907349,9.93158297539806,2024-05-15,10.8000001907349,9.93158297539806,10,108.000001907349,99.3158297539806,10.1645252912436,9.34919822405708 UCG.MI,UCG.MI,IT,UniCredit S.p.A.,EUR,EQUITY,MIL,Financial Services,Banks—Regional,2024-05-15,36.2799987792969,36.2799987792969,2024-05-15,36.2799987792969,36.2799987792969,3,108.839996337891,108.839996337891,12.8251828408082,12.8251828408082 UNI.MI,UNI.MI,IT,Unipol Gruppo S.p.A.,EUR,EQUITY,MIL,Financial Services,Insurance—Diversified,2024-05-15,8.90499973297119,8.90499973297119,2024-05-15,8.90499973297119,8.90499973297119,11,97.9549970626831,97.9549970626831,4.53438024653025,4.53438024653025 URB.TO,URB.TO,CA,Urbana Corporation,CAD,EQUITY,TOR,Financial Services,Asset Management,2024-05-15,5.48000001907349,3.70037720566862,2024-05-15,5.48000001907349,3.70037720566862,27,147.960000514984,99.9101845530527,4.01565374986276,2.70974580401818 USAP.O,USAP,US,"Universal Stainless & Alloy Products, Inc.",USD,EQUITY,NMS,Basic Materials,Steel,2024-05-15,33.7299995422363,31.0178040090447,2024-05-15,33.7299995422363,31.0178040090447,3,101.189998626709,93.0534120271339,4.8737430358326,4.48280548569936 VCTR.O,VCTR,US,"Victory Capital Holdings, Inc.",USD,EQUITY,NMS,Financial Services,Asset Management,2024-05-15,52.1399993896484,47.9474741787262,2024-05-15,52.1399993896484,47.9474741787262,2,104.279998779297,95.8949483574524,27.0128366318881,24.8460559671344 VIL.EQ,VIL.PA,FR,"VIEL & Cie, société anonyme",EUR,EQUITY,PAR,Financial Services,Capital Markets,2024-05-15,10.75,10.75,2024-05-15,10.75,10.75,9,96.75,96.75,6.6231134232085,6.6231134232085 VIRC.O,VIRC,US,Virco Mfg. Corporation,USD,EQUITY,NGM,Consumer Cyclical,"Furnishings, Fixtures & Appliances",2024-05-15,12.539999961853,11.5316711049204,2024-05-15,12.539999961853,11.5316711049204,9,112.859999656677,103.785039944284,3.04456100600394,2.80034763402935 VRRM.O,VRRM,US,Verra Mobility Corporation,USD,EQUITY,NCM,Industrials,Infrastructure Operations,2024-05-15,27.3700008392334,25.1692064417515,2024-05-15,27.3700008392334,25.1692064417515,4,109.480003356934,100.676825767006,16.7701237135648,15.4249417801286 VRT.N,VRT,US,Vertiv Holdings Co,USD,EQUITY,NYQ,Industrials,Electrical Equipment & Parts,2024-05-15,104.599998474121,96.1892171968155,2024-05-15,104.599998474121,96.1892171968155,1,104.599998474121,96.1892171968155,5.22999992370606,4.81048593982583 W7L.L,W7L.L,GB,Warpaint London PLC,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,Consumer Defensive,Household & Personal Products,2024-05-15,485,5.65527587120727,2024-05-15,485,5.65527587120727,18,8730,101.794965681731,135.801416078837,1.58249887675333 WBDR.MI,WBDR.MI,IT,Webuild S.p.A.,EUR,EQUITY,MIL,Industrials,Engineering & Construction,2024-05-15,12,12,2024-05-15,12,12,8,96,96,4.99051752358873,4.99051752358873 X.TO,X.TO,CA,TMX Group Limited,CAD,EQUITY,TOR,Financial Services,Financial Data & Stock Exchanges,2024-05-15,36.4900016784668,24.6399215284378,2024-05-15,36.4900016784668,24.6399215284378,4,145.960006713867,98.559686113751,26.7457532329108,18.0479187481398 XPO.N,XPO,US,"XPO, Inc.",USD,EQUITY,NYQ,Industrials,Trucking,2024-05-15,114.059997558594,104.888547214905,2024-05-15,114.059997558594,104.888547214905,1,114.059997558594,104.888547214905,39.8781619915872,36.679414983756 XPS.L,XPS.L,GB,XPS Pensions Group plc,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,Consumer Cyclical,Personal Services,2024-05-15,262,3.05501500671403,2024-05-15,262,3.05501500671403,33,8646,100.815495221563,159.626440432165,1.86013275839029 YU_.L,YU.L,GB,Yü Group PLC,GBp,EQUITY,LSE,Utilities,Utilities—Diversified,2024-05-15,1735,20.2307291475147,2024-05-15,1735,20.2307291475147,5,8675,101.153645737573,86.75,1.01090092815126 ZYE1.FRA,ZYE1.F,DE,Addiko Bank AG,EUR,EQUITY,FRA,Financial Services,Banks—Regional,2024-05-15,18.7999992370605,18.7999992370605,2024-05-15,18.7999992370605,18.7999992370605,5,93.9999961853027,93.9999961853027,11.4772920878681,11.4772920878681 MINIMUM,,,,,,,,,,,0.601674693453668,,,0.601674693453668,1,,90,,0.0340851321595671 MAXIMUM,,,,,,,,,,,106.150001525879,,,106.150001525879,166,,110,,73.4146865370985 MEDIAN,,,,,,,,,,,12.1450111012912,,,12.1450111012912,8,,100.214999198914,,8.08285630340646 AVERAGE,,,,,,,,,,,26.0156541478769,,,26.0156541478769,14.55,,99.965850856796,,10.7737737301551 TOTAL,,,,,,,,,,,2601.56541478769,,,2601.56541478769,1455,,9996.5850856796,,1077.37737301551 
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2024.05.19 05:24 Redditsmithuser [WTT][WTS]Looking to Trade for Haltane or Oajan(Bottle)

CONUS only
https://imgur.com/a/LwqRTtE
Sedley 4.2 Oz see pic for level $180
Bvlgari Gyan 30ml $68
Layton exclusif 2.5 oz 90% $130
Creed Aventus 2021 batch $240
Armani code Profumo 110 ml 70% Full $90
Invictus Aqua 2018 Batch 90% full $90
Stronger with You Intensely( BNIB/Sealed) 100ml $115
Sauvage Elixir 60ml $105 cap has a couple marks but 95% full https://imgur.com/a/EwPqv6t
Prada Lhomme Leau TRADE ONLY
Stronger with You original 3.4 95% full $80
By the fireplace limited edition 100ml $90
Parfums de Marley Herod 100ml FP $175 Shipped
Parfums de Marley Layton 95/100ml includes Box $175 shipped
Parfum De Marley Galloway 65/75ml $90
One Million Older Batch 85% Full $55
Versace Eros EDT 100ml 60% Full $45
Ysl L’Homme 2019 Batch $50
Add ons- levels shown in pic
Chrome azzaro $10, Drakkar Noir $12, like new sprayed less than 5 times Ysl parfum intense $8
Interested in trading for
Parfum De Marly Haltane & Oajan
1million Lucky Clear Old Batch bottle
PDM greenly Partial
Creed VIW
YSL Ultime
submitted by Redditsmithuser to fragranceswap [link] [comments]


2024.05.19 02:15 ElderTomcat I think these color pattern are one of the most beautiful pattern in the game, especially on Gneisenau. She is a one of the beautiful ships out there already. What do you guys think? Is there any pattern that really nice like these out there for me to hunt?

I think these color pattern are one of the most beautiful pattern in the game, especially on Gneisenau. She is a one of the beautiful ships out there already. What do you guys think? Is there any pattern that really nice like these out there for me to hunt? submitted by ElderTomcat to WorldOfWarships [link] [comments]


2024.05.19 00:13 Cdn_citizen [WTS][ON][MARKHAM][Group Post/Reposted ] BONUS EVENT ACTIVE! AEGs, GBBRs, GBB Pistols, Parts, Accessories & More. Collectors' items and used items available. Open to reasonable offers. Additional details in post. Shipping or Pick Up available. Thanks for looking!

Backed by Community Request, our Spring event is live! Details here. Participation is optional.

For all the great traders out there, thank you!
Thank you to those that share our posts, you are true guardians of Airsoft!
This is a mega post from a group of 40+ airsoft collectors'/players'.
Reddit chat sucks so we've added an Alternate Contact on Discord: cdnciti
Only trade of interest is a Inokatsu MK46.
Guns will only be sold to adults.
'PD' means Pending Deal. Crossed off items are sold.
All negotiations are done prior to pickup.
Pick up available in Markham, Yorkdale, Fairview Mall(Toronto) or STC.
Traders must agree in writing to the price and payment method before meeting up.
For shipped items, if payment is not received within 24 hours the trade is off.
EMT for shipped items or cash for pick ups.
If you are not comfortable trading in person in a public parking lot with security cameras and plate scanners then shipping is recommended.
+SHIPPING $$ means shipping cost is not included in the price. All trades are final.
All rifles include shipping/delivery costs.

Freebies donated by our group

Add one of these items to your trade when it's conditions are met. Spend amount is on a per trade basis. No holds on Freebies.
Only users who comment and proceed with a trade will receive the requested item.
Brand Product Price Pictures
Rpro Propane Adaptor FREE with any item pics
Valken NiMH Charger FREE with any item pics
Valken Echo Googles FREE with any item pics
Rpro Sight Protector FREE with $70+ pics
EF 0.20 Tracers FREE with $100+ pics
AI Gungas Kit FREE with $130+ pics
Valken Kilo Sling FREE with $150+ pics
Rpro Reflex FREE with $180+ pics
Rpro M600 FREE with $200+ pics
Rpro APL FREE with $200+ pics
FMA PEQ15 FREE with $220+ pics
KWC PD PT99 FREE with $250+ pics
Element M300 FREE with $250+ pics
Valken RDA20 FREE with $280+ pics
KWC PT99 FREE with $280+ pics
HFC Launcher FREE with $300+ pics
KWC PT99 FREE with $300+ pics
KWC 1911 FREE with $320+ pics
KWC SW40 FREE with $340+ pics
KWC M17 FREE with $400+ pics
XCORTECH X3200MK3 FREE with $420+ pics
KWC Deagle FREE with $440+ pics
Madbull XM203 FREE with $500+ pics
KJW P09 FREE with $620+ pics
WE xDm FREE with $620+ pics
WE 1911SV FREE with $650+ pics
VFC M&P9 FREE with $720+ pics
KJW SP01ACCU FREE with $850+ pics
TM PX4 FREE with $980+ pics

Collectors Pieces/Wall Hangers

Items in this section were not fielded. Tested and working.
GAS RIFLES
Brand Product Price Pictures
WE L85 $650 pics
- MSK $600 pics
- CQBR Kit2 $550 pics
- M416 Kit $950 pics
- M4 STRIKE $580 pics
- M4 MB DD 7" FDE $500 pics
- M4 SWS $680 pics
- M4 RIS kit $650 pics
- 416 $500 pics
- 416 CQB PKG #1 $740 pics
- 416 CQB PKG #2 $650 pics
- 416 CQB $600 pics
- CQBR KIT $650 pics
- PDWL BK $520 pics
- SCARL Kit $600 pics
- SCARL BK $540 pics
- - - -
KWA MP7 Kit $630 pics
KWC UZI $270 pics
GHK COLT M4RIS 14.5"(2019) $1100 pics
G&G SMC9 Kit $700 pics
GAS PISTOLS(SHIPPED)
Brand Product Price Pictures
TM M9A1#2 $250 pics
- 5.1 $360 pics
- 5.1 Kit $500 pics
- P226E2 2mags $240 pics
- M&P9 $340 pics
- G17G3 $280 pics
- M9 Chrome $400 pics
- MEU $320 pics
- 1911 Series '70 $320 pics
- USP $420 pics
- USPC Kit $480 pics
- USPC Kit2 $400 pics
- 5-7 $350 pics
- xDm $230 pics
- PX4 $300 pics
- G17 w/2mags $400 pics
- G17 Custom DE $320 pics
- G17 w/2mags $300 pics
- M9A1 $350 pics
- M92F Military $280 pics
- XDM $190 pics
- - - -
WE MEU DT $250 pics
- F226 Kit $300 pics
- G17G4 Kit $300 pics
- G27 Kit $400 pics
- Luger Kit $300 pics
- PX4 DT Kit $350 pics
- G17 Kit2 $330 pics
- G17 Kit4 $300 pics
- G17 Kit $400 pics
- G18C Kit $400 pics
- G18C G4 $300 pics
- G18C $220 pics
- G19 Kit $370 pics
- G19 G4 $230 pics
- G23 Kit $360 pics
- G23 G4 BK $230 pics
- G26C ADV Tan $210 pics
- G33ADV Kit $300 pics
- G35 BK/GD $250 pics
- G35DT Kit $340 pics
- G17 Dual $360 pics
- Luger w/SIL $200 pics
- Luger SV $250 pics
- P38 SV $240 pics
- F228 Kit $290 pics
- F229R Kit2 $300 pics
- F229 $190 pics
- F226 DT $240 pics
- F229 Kit $320 pics
- F226 TAN $230 pics
- M902 $260 pics
- M9A1 w/SIL $250 pics
- M9 Navy TN/BK $200 pics
- 1911 Kit $300 pics
- MEU BK w/SIL $250 pics
- MEU SV Kit $300 pics
- KIMBER Kit $300 pics
- KIMBER $230 pics
- 1911DT Kit $320 pics
- M&P9 BK/GD Kit $350 pics
- M&P9DT $200 pics
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VFC M&P9T Kit $320 pics
- M&P9C $240 pics
- M&P9DT $250 pics
- M&P9 w/case $300 pics
- G17G4 Kit2 $330 pics
- G17G4 $250 pics
- G17G4 Kit $500 pics
- G17G4 w/DOCTER $300 pics
- G17G4 $300 pics
- G17G5 $300 pics
- PPQ M2 w/2mags $320 pics
- FNX45B $300 pics
- FNX45DT Kit $440 pics
- FNX45B Silenced $350 pics
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KJW P09UGSR Kit $430 pics
- KP06 2mags $230 pics
- 1911 Kit $300 pics
- KP07 Kit $400 pics
- G23 Kit $320 pics
- M9 CO2 $160 pics
- M9A1 Kit $300 pics
- M9 4mags $280 pics
- KP09 Kit $250 pics
- P09 BK $170 pics
- P09 Kit $320 pics
- P09 TAN $200 pics
- KP05 $190 pics
- KP05 Kit $260 pics
- SP01 UGSR $180 pics
- SP01 ACCU Kit $350 pics
- KP01 Kit $350 pics
- KP01 Kit2 $290 pics
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KWC MAKAROV $160 pics
- SW40 $130 pics
- 1911 TAC DT 2mags $180 pics
- 1911B $170 pics
- 1911 L.E. $200 pics
- 1911 w/3mags $220 pics
- 1911 $160 pics
- MEU $180 pics
- P08 $140 pics
- 24/7 $160 pics
- DEAGLE BK $130 pics
- DEAGLE SV $190 pics
- KCB89 $150 pics
- M712 $150 pics
- SW40 $120 pics
- M17 $180 pics
- PT99 $120 pics
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AW NE3002 $250 pics
- 5.1 Custom $280 pics
- HX1005 $200 pics
- HX1101 2mags $280 pics
- HX1102 $200 pics
- HX1105 $180 pics
- HX2003 Kit $320 pics
- NE2002 $230 pics
- HX2302 $250 pics
- HX2402 $250 pics
- HX2601 $290 pics
- VX0111 $250 pics
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EMG STI/ TTI JW3 $400 pics
- SAI 4.3 BK $260 pics
- SAI 5.1 SV $280 pics
- SAI BLU $300 pics
- SAI 5.1 BK $250 pics
- - - -
KSC Auto9 $340 pics
Marushin FN 5-7 $250 pics
KWA MK23 $320 pics
- USP MATCH $390 pics
- MK23 Kit $450 pics
- HK45 w/2mags $340 pics
G&G GTP9 TAN $210 pics
- GPM92 Kit $450 pics
Umarex SAA Antique $390 pics
AEGS (Collectors Pieces/Wall Hangers)
Brand Product Price Pictures
G&G AR15 SBR8 $630 pics
- M14 EBR-L $700 pics
- TR-418 $630 pics
- Wildhog 9" $330 pics
- SRL TAN $330 pics
- GC Predator BK $450 pics
- - - -
VFC HK416 $750 pics
- HK416 Kit $900 pics
- HK417 Kit $800 pics
- 416CQB Kit $600 pics
- HK416 Calibur $650 pics
- MK18 $630 pics
- VR16 RISII $630 pics
- SABER MOD1 Kit $600 pics
- Avalon Calibur DT Kit $780 pics
- Calibur CQC $440 pics
- AVALON Calibur CQC $560 pics
- Calibur Carbine Kit $500 pics
- VR16 Kit #2 $360 pics
- MK12 MOD1(SPR) $670 pics
- Fighter MK2 Kit2 $460 pics
- Fighter MK2 Kit3 $500 pics
- VR16 Saber CQB $380 pics
- VR16 RIS $330 pics
- M4A1 $330 pics
- M4 SOPMOD $440 pics
- XCR-C Metal $400 pics
- SCAR-H CQC $600 pics
- SCAR-L $550 pics
- SCAR-L TAN $560 pics
- - - -
Krytac PDW FG Kit $600 pics
- SPR BK $300 pics
- Vector LE $1050 pics
- LVOA-S BK Kit $600 pics
- VECTOR BK Kit $1200 pics
- LVOA-C CG $600 pics
- LMG PDW $1100 pics
- PDW Kit $420 pics
- SPR-M FDE $620 pics
- Vector DT Kit $1100 pics
- LVOA SBR DT $500 pics
- SPR MK2 FG $550 pics
- PDW FDE Kit $580 pics
- SPPDW $500 pics
- TR47 $600 pics
- REC7 BK $630 pics
- LVOA-S BK PKG $600 pics
- LVOA-S FG $560 pics
- LVOA-S FDE $600 pics
- LMG-E $850 pics
- - - -
G&P Sentry DE $600 pics
- TMR 10" $450 pics
- Rapid Fire $600 pics
- Defender $580 pics
- M4 Ball Medium $400 pics
- QRF $480 pics
- MOE Carbine $570 pics
- - - -
ASG Scorpion Evo 3A1 $600 pics
- - - -
KWA SR10 Kit $520 pics
- KR12 $300 pics
- KM4 RIS $400 pics
- SR12 $500 pics
- SR10 $500 pics
- - - -
KA COLT MK18 $400 pics
- B.R.O. 15" $500 pics
- M7 $400 pics
- CAA M4 $400 pics
- - - -
ARES M4 DMR Kit $500 pics
- AM014 Kit $500 pics
- OCTAARMS KM03 $430 pics
- AM014 BK $420 pics
Magpul PTS PDR-C $1300 pics

USED Guns

The guns below are used. They are tested for functionality and leaks.
GAS Rifles
Brand Product Price Pictures
WE 416 Kit $550 pics
- SCARL Kit $480 pics
- M4A1 RIS Kit $720 pics
- M4 LVOA w/4mags $560 pics
GAS Pistols(+SHIPPING $$)
Brand Product Price Pictures
TM+KWC G17+PT99 Kit $560 pics
- - - -
TM G17G3 Kit2 $300 pics
- G18C Kit $520 pics
- PX4 w/2 mags $330 pics
- P226E2 w/2 mags $250 pics
- G17G3 $280 pics
- G17G3 4mags $460 pics
- G17G3 Kit $420 pics
- - - -
WE G18C Kit $280 pics
- G17G3 Kit3 $350 pics
- G17G3 Kit2 $280 pics
- G17G3 Kit $380 pics
- 1911 BK Kit $300 pics
- MEU TAN kit $250 pics
- 1911 7mags $260 pics
- F229 Kit $250 pics
- xDm Kit $200 pics
- xDm Comp 2mags $230 pics
- - - -
VFC G17 Kit3 $250 pics
- FNX45BK $220 pics
- G19G3 Kit $270 pics
- G17G4 Kit2 $250 pics
- G17G4 Kit $340 pics
- G17G4 3mags $300 pics
- FNX45TAN $325 pics
- - - -
KJW 1911 OD w/2mags $160 pics
- M9 $150 pics
- M9 Elite $150 pics
- KP-01 $130 pics
- - - -
KWC M&P9 $140 pics
- PT99 3mags $150 pics
- PT99 w/2 lowers $160 pics
- 1911 4mags $200 pics
- 1911 4mags $180 pics
- 1911 2mags $100 pics
- M92 $130 pics
- M92 4mags #2 $200 pics
- M92 4mags $180 pics
- Luger $150 pics
- Deagle 4mags $200 pics
- Deagle Kit $270 pics
- M17 2mags #2 $150 pics
- M17 $130 pics
- M&P9 Kit $250 pics
- SW40 $100 pics
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AW HX1004 Kit $220 pics
- HX2502 Kit $350 pics
- HX1002 Kit $280 pics
- HX1004 kit $220 pics
- - - -
KWA HK45 $220 pics
AEGS
Brand Product Price Pictures
Krytac LVOA-C $330 pics
- LVOA-S Kit $550 pics
- LVOA-C FG Kit $520 pics
- CRB MK2 Kit $540 pics
- SPR MK2 DT Kit $450 pics
- SPR MK2 Kit $420 pics
- Vector PKG $950 pics
- GPR CC $500 pics
- LMG $750 pics
- - - -
G&P LMT Kit $300 pics
VFC VR16 TE1 Kit $420 pics
- XCR-C(Metal) Kit $380 pics
KA BRO 15" Kit $350 pics
- VIS CQB $360 pics
G&G SRL DST Kit $340 pics
ARES M4 15" KeyMod $290 pics
- OCTA ARMS KM15 Kit $320 pics
E&C EC106 $350 pics

Parts

(USED)(+SHIPPING $$)
Brand Product Price Pictures
AW Hicapa Mount $15 pics
GHK G5 Bolt $85 pics
- G5 Barrel+Hop up $60 pics
VFC G17G4 Lower $130 pics
- G17G4 Externals $150 pics
WE G17BBU $55 pics
- Apache Mag $30 pics
- M4 Lower $150 pics
- SCAR-L Barrel+Sight $45 pics
- G18C Parts $60 pics
- G17 Slide/Barrel $95 pics
- 1911 Silver Frame $50 pics
TM 5.1 Midframe $120 pics
- G17 BBU w/Nozzle $65 pics
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AEG PARTS - - -
ASG Scorpion Internals $60 pics
- Scorpion GB $65 pics
G&G V2 GB $60 pics
- V2 GB#2 $50 pics
G&P V2 GB $65 pics
Krytac PDW Upper CG $100 pics
- PDW FG Upper $110 pics
- 5" Barrel $40 pics
(NEW)(+SHIPPING $$)
Brand Product Price Pictures
AW 5.1 Lower $120 pics
TNT H.L.R. Bucking 60 $30 pics
SI AR Enhanced Grip $40 pics
DP GhostRing2(TMG17) $30 pics
SLR 2x VFC G17 EXT Baseplates $100 pics
G&P 870 Piston Set 150% $40 pics
SPEED 5.1 Comp Trigger Gold $40 pics
AIP G17 Spring Guide $22 pics
WE G17 Upper $100 pics
- G17 Lower $85 pics
- Apache Lower $220 pics
- G18C Slide $50 pics
- 5.1 Parts $40 pics
TM G17 BBU $50 pics
- G19G3 Internals+Slide $170 pics
Guarder TM G17 Barrel $65 pics
- TM 5.1 Nozzle $40 pics
9Ball M92F Sights $70 pics
- PX4 Sights $100 pics
- XDM Sights $90 pics
- 5.1 Sights $120 pics
- 5.1 Inner $50 pics
A1A G17RB1 Kit $330 pics
- SAI G19 Slide/Barrel $190 pics
- G17 Parts $45 pics
AM 1911 Hopup $110 pics
AM Edge BBU $65 pics
AM 5.1 Hammer and Searset $50 pics
AM .45ACP 5.1 Gold $170 pics
Cowcow TM Buckings $20 pics
- 5.1 Barrel BK $120 pics
- 5.1 Tornado SV $180 pics
- 4.3 Gold $125 pics
- - - -
AEG PARTS - - -
Madbull 363mm Inner $35 pics
A1A M4 CNC Hopup $25 pics
Airtech PDW EXT $35 pics
G&P KAC AMBI Release $60 pics
- M4 Externals $300 pics
- STONER RAS $170 pics
Laylax Vector KeyMod(L) $220 pics
MadBull NSR 7" $110 pics
- MK18 RISII BK $165 pics
- Noveske 10A $120 pics
VFC VR16 Lower $150 pics
- VR16 Receiver Set $250 pics
- 14.5" Outer $70 pics
- HK416 Stock $65 pics
- V2 GB $100 pics
- 12" Quad Rail $100 pics
- QRS Stock $65 pics
G&G ETU 2.0 $75 pics
- GOSV3 Tan Stock $65 pics
Magpul Paraclip $30 pics
- Rail Light Mount $45 pics
Magpul PTS MOE Pistol FDE $40 pics
- RSA Mount $50 pics
- CTR Black $110 pics
KRYTAC Vector Rail $135 pics
- LVOA-C Rail $150 pics
- M4 Receiver Set $160 pics
- PDW Stock $120 pics
SHS 32:1 $25 pics
- 16:1 $40 pics
Prometheus 280mm Barrel $75 pics
- 155mm Vector Barrel $90 pics
G&P M170 Devil $65 pics
SIEGETEK Cyclone 14.09 Ratio $220 pics
- 10.78 GS $220 pics
BTC Chimera V3 $120 pics
- Chimera V2 $120 pics

Accessories

(NEW)(+SHIPPING $$)
Type Brand Product Price Pictures
Sight SIG ROMEO5 $270 pics
- Firefield 1x22 $100 pics
- VORTEX SPARCII $300 pics
- AIMSPORTS 2-7x32 $90 pics
- - 1x20mm T1 $80 pics
- - 4X ACOG $90 pics
- - 4x32 $55 pics
- LANCER 3-9x32 $65 pics
- NCSTAR 4x32 w/laser $110 pics
- - 4x32 $140 pics
- - 4x30 $50 pics
- G&P T2 Tan $90 pics
- Rpro XPS 2Z $100 pics
- Rpro T1 Dual Mount $75 pics
- Rpro LCO $95 pics
- Rpro ACOG 4x $150 pics
- Rpro 3x Barlow $70 pics
- Rpro MRO $80 pics
- Rpro Doctor $40 pics
- Rpro 552+3X Magnifier $150 pics
- Rpro Reflex w/Laser $50 pics
- Sniper ACOG 4x $110 pics
- - - -
Tracer Xcortech XT301 $90 pics
- - X3300W $150 pics
- G&G Midnight Hawk $90 pics
- - Battleowl $140 pics
-r Acetech Predator KAC $200 pics
- - LighterS $95 pics
- - - -
FlashHider 6mmProShop 16mm+ 14mm- $30 pics
- 6mmProShop 16mm+ Thread Pro $30 pics
- E&L AK74U $25 pics
- Madbull DNTC04 SV $35 pics
- - - -
Suppressor CYMA LaRue $65 pics
- Krytac HPS4G $100 pics
- 5KU KAC QD $85 pics
- - 556Mini $80 pics
- - MP7 $120 pics
- - 556RC $85 pics
- WE Makarov $35 pics
- Rpro SF 556 $100 pics
- G&G Pistol 14mm - $40 pics
- - SS100 $35 pics
- Krytac KRISS $65 pics
- G&P Zombie QD 14mm + $120 pics
- Madbull 7"KAC 14CCW $150 pics
- - Blackside $65 pics
- - SWR 6" $90 pics
- - 7" K.A.C. 14mm + $110 pics
- - Gemtech $65 pics
- - - -
Launcher G&P M203 Navy L $270 pics
- - M203 MIL $270 pics
- MBull XM203L OD $170 pics
- MBull XM203S BK $180 pics
- SPIKE'S HAVOC 12" $250 pics
- - - -
Light TM CQX Micro $100 pics
- Element M600P $50 pics
- - M600W $90 pics
- FMA PEQ15 Tan w/IR $60 pics
- Rpro X300U $140 pics
- Rpro X400 $150 pics
- Rpro M720V $140 pics
- Rpro SBAL-PL $110 pics
- G&P GP800 w/switch $180 pics
- G&P DBAL $320 pics
- - - -
Tool XCORTECH X3500 $110 pics
- ACETECH AC5000 Chrono $75 pics
- - - -
Grip Rpro SI Keymod $25 pics
- Rpro Red Keymod $30 pics
- SI Cobra $35 pics
- Rpro PK2 Metal AK $40 pics
- UTG Light $50 pics
- Rpro MVG $15 pics
Bipod ATLAS PSR $120 pics
- - - -
Mount CYMA M14 $30 pics
- Rpro MP5 $25 pics
Covers SI KeyMod FDE $15 pics
(USED)(+SHIPPING $$)
Type Brand Product Price Pictures
Grip Magpul PTS AFG2 $10 pics
Silencer Rpro Navy Seals $45 pics
- Rpro 7" KAC $60 pics
- WE Pistol $10 pics
Launcher ZOXNA Shower $50 pics
- HFC HG-138 $55 pics
- Madbull XM203L TAN $100 pics
Light Rpro M910 $70 pics
- OPSMEN FAST501 $40 pics
- Rpro M600W $55 pics
Sight TM Micro Pro $70 pics
Magazines (N)ew or (U)sed (+SHIPPING $$)
GAS
Brand Product Price Pictures
TM MEU(U) $45 pics
- 2xG17(U) $65 pics
- 2x5.1(U) $80 pics
- P226(U) $40 pics
- 1911A1#2(U) $40 pics
- 5.1(N) $45 pics
- M9(N) $50 pics
- 5.1 EXT(U) $65 pics
- 4.3 BK(U) $30 pics
- 4.3 SV(N) $40 pics
- USP-C(U) $35 pics
- USP(Leaky) $20 pics
- 1911A1(U) $40 pics
- PX4(U) $45 pics
- 5.1 EXT(U) $50 pics
- 2x4.3(U) $75 pics
- G19(U) $40 pics
- PD G17(U) $35 pics
- 2xG17(N) $55 Each pics
- 2xG19(N) $55 Each pics
- - - -
WE 4xMEU(N) $120 pics
- 4xG17(U) $110 pics
- 3xM4(U) $150 pics
- 2xG17(U)#3 $40 pics
- 5.1(U) $25 pics
- F226(N) $25 pics
- 3x1911(U) $50 pics
- SCARH(U) $65 pics
- 3xG17(U)#2 $80 pics
- 3xG17(U) $80 pics
- G17(N) $38 Each pics
- 2xG17(U) $55 pics
- G17 EXT(N) $60 Each pics
- 3xG26(N) $100 pics
- 3x5.1EXT(N) $60 Each pics
- 5.1(N) $40 Each pics
- 2x5.1(U) $50 pics
- 2x5.1#2(U) $55 pics
- 2x5.1CO2 $42 Each pics
- 3x1911(U) $60 pics
- 5x1911A1(U) $140 pics
- 2xLuger(N) $35 Each pics
- M&P9(N) $35 pics
- P-Virus(N) $55 Each pics
- F226(N) $35 Each pics
- 3xM14(N) $70 Each pics
- 2xG39(N) $140 pics
- 2xP90(N) $70 Each pics
- SVD(N) $95 Each pics
- PMC(N) $85 pics
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VFC PD MP7(U) $40 pics
- PD MP7(U)#2 $65 pics
- M&P9(U) $35 pics
- G19(U) $40 pics
- 2xG17G5(N) $70 Each pics
- G17G4(N) $60 Each pics
- 2xFNX45T(N) $55 Each pics
- PPQ(U) $40 pics
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KJW KP01 CO2(U) $30 pics
- KP06(N) $40 pics
- KP09(U) $30 pics
- 2xKP09(N) $40 Each pics
- 2xP09(N) $40 Each pics
- 2xM4(U) $65 pics
- KP-01 Gas(N) $35 pics
- KC-02 Long(U) $40 pics
- 3xKP-05 Gas(N) $40 Each pics
- 2xKC02(U) $80 pics
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KWC 2x1911(U) $45 pics
- 2x1911 EXT(N) $60 Each pics
- 2xM17(U) $50 pics
- M17(N) $40 Each pics
- M92 EXT(U) $55 pics
- 1911 EXT(U) $30 pics
- M92(U) $25 pics
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AW 5.1 BK(N) $40 pics
- 5.1 BK(U) $30 pics
KWA 2xMP7(U) $120 pics
- HK45(U) $50 pics
- USP Match(U) $45 pics
- USP Match#2(U) $40 pics
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2024.05.19 00:07 Windigroo7 Convocados para mañana. Primera vez para Lucho Echeverria, Facu Cruz y regresa Chila Márquez

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2024.05.18 23:49 Moondaughter11 What career path suits me the most?

What career path suits me the most?
I feel a little lost right now. I’m 23F and struggling to find my purpose in life. Any suggestions?
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2024.05.18 20:06 Mouse_Numerous Pension & Investors release Fortress Mgt buys Fortress back from Softbank 5/15/24

5/15/24 co CEO Fortress announces closure of Fortress Mgt buyback from Softbank. Now Fortress is ready to roll at Novation Co NOVCQ a public company hidden by SEC Rule 15c2-11 with partners co investors Mass Mutual & sub Barings aka Babson Capital, Jefferies $JEF & White Mountain’s Capital $WTM & NOVCQ Board of Directors Barry Igdaloff’s Howard Amster & Whitney Tilson, Chuck Gillman, Jeffrey Eberwein, David Pointer, Tim Eriksen, Lee Keddie & Robert Pearse. These people are all connected and their 3 NOVCQ restructuring are all connected and advised by 3 third party professionals TPP Boulay Group, Olshan Law, Shapiro Sher. These TPP are no different then Sullivan Cromwell aiding the FTX scheme.
https://www.pionline.com/alternatives/fortress-mubadala-complete-acquisition-fortress-investment-group
World Leading Investors Fortress, EJF Capital aka FBR, MassMutual Barings, Jefferies, White Mountains Capital $WTM are about to create BILLIONS in Capital plus Hundreds of Millions in Cash Flow every year. This is how Whitney Tilson's pals Chuck Gillman, Jeff Eberwein and their co-investors siege control of Novation Companies $NOVC. Use SEC Rule 15C(2)-11 to drive share price down, while taking 16M or 10% of stock at pennies as partial board compensation. Equipped with 40M common shares of NOVCQ they are ready to make Billions plus Create $100Ms every year in cash flow in dividends/Mgt Fees. They have a world class roster of investors supporting them including; MassMutual Barings/Jefferies 40M and Fortress/EJF Capital 31.3M NOVCQ common shares (EJF formerly FBR is owned by White Mountains Capital $WTM). Fortress/EJF Capital also own $NOVCQ only Sr Debt to exit their 1st Ch 11 MD and was used in 2nd Ch 11 in DE filed 8/13/2024. Fortress/EJF invested a few thousand dollars in Off Balance Sheet entities Taberna Trups CDOs I & II/Kodiak CDO I, that hold NOVCQ only Sr Debt. After the 1st Ch 11 NOVCQ Board of Director Barry Igdaloff, Howard Amster hands Fortress/EJF Capital 31M shares allocated by Board at zero basis. This proves NOVCQ Board of Directors was not independent from Sr Debt Holders Fortress/EJF Capital. Sr Debt was a ruse including its use in DE Ch 11. DE Ch 11 was carefully crafted to provide short sellers a way to take tax free gains. The Board with little cash invested holds control of this former NYSE MREIT Novastar Financial Inc. traded under MREIT NYSE Exemption $NFI now Novation $NOVCQ.
Per WSJ Wesley Edens of Fortress is the new MREIT Subprime KING after restructuring Mr. Cooper $COOP and OMF One Main aka LEAF AIG and Citi Bank Subprime CaPersonal Lending unit, and RITM/NRZ and Dynex Capital DX. Manny Friedman Founder of EJF Capital formerly FBR Friedman, Billings Ramsey, is regarded as a leading MREIT expert. They control Novation Companies Inc. NOVCQ thanks to $NOVCQ Board of Directors who they have a past relationship. They renamed Novastar Financial Inc. former traded NSYE as $NFI to Novation Companies, which owns MREIT Novastar Financial Inc., renamed Novastar Mortgage inside 2nd Ch 11 in DE. A new 8-Member Board is waiting in the wings with new name/symbol. I have been told they have big plans for NOVCQ only operating unit http://healthcare-staffing.com HCS which owns and conceals Medmasa http://medmasa.com
I believe they will merge HCS/Medmasa with Jeff Eberwein Hudson Global $HSON to create quarter billion tax free BPO public company. Jeffrey Eberwein is the former NOVCQ COB/CEO that managed 1st Ch 11 in MD with Shapiro Sher. Eberwein is now COB/CEO of Hudson Global $HSON. This merger will monetize NOVCQ $730M NOLs just like both CH 11 the 1st in Maryland, MD & 2nd or last in Delaware, DE. Both used Sr Debt as ruse to execute both Ch 11s which have gone to great length to save NOVCQ $730M NOLs. 2022 NOVCQ triggered SEC Rule 15c(2)-11 which allows NOVCQ to remain public but conceals who is buying NOVCQ as only Expert Investors can accumulate NOVCQ like Putnam Inv. Goldman Sachs, Blackrock & David Dreman of Dreman Value Mgt. and Thomas Akin Talkot Capital fund owns 1.9M common. This SEC Rule is postured as way for small public company to remain public and not have the cost burden of SEC filings. What it really does is stops Retail bid/ask and allows Expert Investors in the know to front run a public company before rolling out true reorganization plans.
They are ready to change Novation Co $NOVCQ name and brand so as to eliminate any reference to the prior board or brand. This is how they roll. I believe they will present the new name/symbol and 8-Member Board comprised of Fortress, EJF Capital aka FBR people once Fortress Management close Softbank SALE of Fortress (DONE See Top 5/15/24 Announcement) to them and Mubadala Investment Company ex Fortress executive Rajeev Misra. Whitney Tilson close small cap co-investors Chuck Gillman, Jeff Eberwein are at the center. I’ve been told they do nothing but sure things. Former George Soros Investments Portfolio Mgr. Jeff Eberwein Wharton MBA, is ready to take $NOVC http://medmasa.com conceal behind http://healthcare-staffing.com & $730M NOLs. This 8-Member Board connected to past Board Members Jeff Eberwein, Chuck Gillman, Barry Igdaloff, Howard Amster I believe will merge Medmasa/HCS with Hudson Global $HSON (see Jefferey Eberwein Form 4s at $HSON & Form 4s filed at NOVCQ between April-Oct 2015 via his fund Lone Star Value Mgt.). Jeff Eberwein & his clan including Whitney Tilson/Chuck Gillman were introduced to the present day NOVCQ Board Barry Igdaloff, Howard Amster. Wes Edens, Founder of Fortress hide their identity behind Off Balance Sheet OBE Entities Taberna Trups CDOs I and II and former FBR Friedman, Billings, Ramsey now called http://EJFCap.com also hide their identity behind OBE Kodiak CDO I.
Fortress/EJF own at the same time both the only Sr Debt to exit 1st Ch 11 MD and months afterward 31M NOVCQ common (9M NOVCQ common shares plus 22.250M Ten Year Warrants. There are co-conspirators with NOVCQ board of directors that own 40M NOVCQ Common & MassMutual & Jefferies own 40M NOVCQ common shares. Novation Companies Inc. $NOVCQ submerged shareholder plans and value under SEC Rule 15c(2)-11 to sub penny stock that can only be traded today by Expert Investors defined by this SEC Rule. Fortress/EJF Capital paid almost nothing for OBEs yet they have spent at least $2M cash in the last Ch 11 in DE. They have every reason to do something big.
I believe that something will be splitting NOVCQ into two tax free public companies worth BILLIONS plus Hundreds of Millions in annual cash flow in MREIT Dividends & Lucrative Mgt Fees just like Fortress did a LEAF/One Main OMF, Newcastle that is New Residential $NRZ now Rithm Capital $RITM and $GCI formerly New Media NEWM and New Senior $SNR sold for over $2B. $RITM aka $NRZ in 2019 10K documented that shareholders paid Fortress over $250M in Mgt Fees annually, plus dividends. Fortress terminated the NRZ/RITM Mgt Deal for cool $400M (simultaneously changing Name/Symbol to Rithm Capital $RITM). NOVCQ Dark Horse are their plans for NOVCQ only operating unit HCS aka Medmasa http://medmasa.com concealed by CH 11 in DE. Medmasa NOVCQ only operating unit is http://healthcare-staffing.com NOVCQ former MREIT NYSE $NFI now named Novastar Mortgage is the Board, EJF Capital and Fortress ticket to monetizing rights (see Exhibit 2.1 of Q3 2007 10Q Service Rights Transfer Agreement Sec 5.04 that defines these rights as Cleanup Call Rights CCR well know to these MREIT experts) that control billions of rich, seasoned collateral assets ideal to be leveraged and securitized into MREIT dividend & like RITM aka NRZ another external management fee for Fortress and/or EJF. Fortress/EJF Capital then FBR did this with NOVCQ Board Barry Igdaloff, Howard Amster 2000-03 at Dynex Capital NYSE $DX. Ask Igdaloff helpers Thomas Akin former CEO/COB of DX he holds 1.9M of NOVCQ in his fund Talkot Capital. Thomas Bruce Akin sat on DX Board for years with NOVCQ Chairman Igdaloff. Igdaloff served 20 years on DX Board per DX 8K 9/3/2020.This is your chance to do what is right. ====================================== ALTERNATIVES
May 15, 2024 12:04 PM

Fortress, Mubadala complete acquisition of Fortress Investment Group

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Drew McKnight and Joshua Pack
Fortress Investment Group, an alternatives manager, and Mubadala Investment Co., the investment arm of Abu Dhabi’s $276 billion sovereign wealth fund, completed their acquisition deal May 15, and as part of the close, Fortress management now owns a 32% equity interest.
Mubadala owns the remaining 68%. The acquisition, through Mubadala Capital, is for the 90.01% of Fortress equity that was held by SoftBank Group Corp., according to a news release. The terms of the deal were not disclosed.

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Mubadala seeks co-investors for Fortress in effort to clear U.S. security review SoftBank-Fortress deal turns attention to future arrangements with private equity firms
Fortress’s sale of majority equity was approved by the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States after concessions were made to let Fortress keep data and technology in the U.S., the Financial Times first reported last week.
Fortress, which had $48 billion in assets under management at the end of 2023, said it expects the new joint venture to help it further establish itself in credit and real estate in both public and private markets. Fortress pointed to Mubadala Capital’s global network to help expand client relationships.
“This is a true landmark event for Fortress, for our employees and for the clients we serve,” said Fortress co-CEOs Drew McKnight and Joshua Pack, adding, “We have strengthened alignments of interest, put significant management skin in the game, and deepened our long-term partnership with Mubadala, one of the world’s most highly regarded investors.”
As part of Fortress management now owning a 32% equity interest, its management is entitled to appointment of a majority of board seats. McKnight, Pack and managing partner Jack Neumark were the largest individual investors in the buyout and were joined by about 150 members of the firm.
Mubadala Capital’s CEO and managing director, Hani Barhoush, continues to serve on the Fortress board, a position he has held since 2019 when Mubadala initially invested.
Fortress will continue to operate as an independent investment manager under its own brand and with full autonomy over its investment process and personnel.
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2024.05.18 17:49 BasicallyPepRegen69 Is Gnabry an idiot???? (compare the contracts lol)

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PPV FLO SPORTS TV 08 : 2024 NCHSAA Outdoor Championships start:2024-05-18 16:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 20:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 08 : 2024 Tropics vs Highlands Black start:2024-05-18 20:15:00 stop:2024-05-19 00:15:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 08 : 2024 Fireworks Night at Eldora Speedway start:2024-05-19 00:30:00 stop:2024-05-19 04:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 09 : 2024 UCI BMX Racing World Championships start:2024-05-18 18:50:00 stop:2024-05-18 22:50:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 09 : 2024 Wayne (Peewee) vs Generals (Peewee) start:2024-05-18 23:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 03:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 09 : 2024 Penticton Vees vs Surrey Eagles start:2024-05-19 04:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 08:00:00
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PPV FLO SPORTS TV 10 : 2024 Blues vs Highlanders start:2024-05-18 09:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 13:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 10 : 2024 Vodacom Bulls vs Benetton Rugby start:2024-05-18 14:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 18:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 10 : 2024 Connacht Rugby vs DHL Stormers start:2024-05-18 18:05:00 stop:2024-05-18 22:05:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 10 : 2024 NASCAR Whelen Modified Tour at Riverhead Raceway start:2024-05-18 22:30:00 stop:2024-05-19 02:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 10 : 2024 Sherwood Park Crusaders vs Brooks Bandits start:2024-05-19 03:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 07:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 11 : 2024 Western Force vs NSW Waratahs start:2024-05-18 11:30:00 stop:2024-05-18 15:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 11 : 2024 Ospreys vs Dragons start:2024-05-18 16:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 20:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 11 : 2024 Wayne (Squirt) vs Ramsey (Squirt) start:2024-05-18 20:15:00 stop:2024-05-19 00:15:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 11 : 2024 Washington Wild Things vs Tri-City ValleyCats start:2024-05-19 00:30:00 stop:2024-05-19 04:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 12 : 2024 Frank E. Rader Southeast Regional Champs start:2024-05-18 14:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 18:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 12 : 2024 Sharks vs Cardiff start:2024-05-18 18:15:00 stop:2024-05-18 22:15:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 12 : 2024 NASCAR Weekly Racing at Jennerstown Speedway start:2024-05-18 23:50:00 stop:2024-05-19 03:50:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 13 : 2024 Veenendaal-Veenendaal start:2024-05-18 14:45:00 stop:2024-05-18 18:45:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 13 : 2024 Monmouth vs Hofstra start:2024-05-18 19:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 23:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 13 : 2024 Weekly Racing at Port Royal Speedway start:2024-05-19 00:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 04:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 14 : 2024 Montpellier Herault Rugby vs Stade Toulousain start:2024-05-18 15:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 19:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 14 : 2024 Saginaw Valley vs TBD - NCAA Baseball Midwest Regional start:2024-05-18 20:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 00:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 14 : 2024 Hockey Farm (MS) vs Generals White (MS) start:2024-05-19 00:30:00 stop:2024-05-19 04:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 15 : 2024 Central Regional Championships start:2024-05-18 15:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 19:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 15 : 2024 NASCAR Weekly Racing at Berlin Raceway start:2024-05-18 21:30:00 stop:2024-05-19 01:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 15 : 2024 Joliet Slammers vs Evansville Otters start:2024-05-19 01:35:00 stop:2024-05-19 05:35:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 16 : 2024 New Jersey Freestyle State Championship start:2024-05-18 15:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 19:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 16 : 2024 TBD vs TBD - NCAA Baseball Southeast Regional start:2024-05-18 21:45:00 stop:2024-05-19 01:45:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 16 : 2024 NARC Sprints at Thunderbowl Raceway start:2024-05-19 02:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 06:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 17 : 2024 Villanova vs Xavier start:2024-05-18 16:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 20:00:00
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PPV FLO SPORTS TV 17 : 2024 Hockey Farm (Peewee) vs Paramus start:2024-05-18 21:45:00 stop:2024-05-19 01:45:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 17 : 2024 USCS Sprint Cars at Bakersfield Speedway start:2024-05-19 02:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 06:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 18 : 2024 Emirates Lions vs Glasgow Warriors start:2024-05-18 16:05:00 stop:2024-05-18 20:05:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 18 : 2024 Florence Yalls vs Schaumburg Boomers start:2024-05-18 22:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 02:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 18 : 2024 Fargo Force vs Dubuque Fighting Saints start:2024-05-19 02:05:00 stop:2024-05-19 06:05:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 19 : 2024 AMSOIL Off-Road Mayhem at the Motorplex start:2024-05-18 16:50:00 stop:2024-05-18 20:50:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 19 : 2024 Hockey Farm (Squirt) vs Marauders (Squirt) start:2024-05-18 22:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 02:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 19 : 2024 Bulldogs vs Hockey Farm (Varsity) start:2024-05-19 02:30:00 stop:2024-05-19 06:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 20 : 2024 Aviron Bayonnais vs Perpignan start:2024-05-18 17:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 20 : 2024 Staten Island FerryHawks vs Hagerstown Flying Boxcars start:2024-05-19 00:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 04:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 21 : 2024 ASM Clermont Auvergne vs Castres Olympique start:2024-05-18 17:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 21 : 2024 Weekly Racing at Utica-Rome Speedway start:2024-05-19 00:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 04:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 22 : 2024 Oyonnax Rugby vs RC Toulonnais start:2024-05-18 17:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 22 : 2024 Ottawa Titans vs Sussex County Miners start:2024-05-19 00:35:00 stop:2024-05-19 04:35:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 23 : 2024 Lyon OU vs Racing 92 start:2024-05-18 17:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 23 : 2024 Charleston Dirty Birds vs High Point Rockers start:2024-05-19 00:35:00 stop:2024-05-19 04:35:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 24 : 2024 ADCC Phoenix Open start:2024-05-18 17:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 24 : 2024 York Revolution vs Lancaster Stormers start:2024-05-19 00:45:00 stop:2024-05-19 04:45:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 25 : 2024 CA Assoc Duals start:2024-05-18 17:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 25 : 2024 MARS Late Models at Highland Speedway start:2024-05-19 01:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 05:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 26 : 2024 Ashland vs Northwood University - NCAA MW Regional start:2024-05-18 17:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 26 : 2024 NASCAR Weekly Racing at Langley Speedway start:2024-05-19 01:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 05:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 27 : 2024 Continental Tour: ORLEN Janusz Kusocinski Memorial start:2024-05-18 17:55:00 stop:2024-05-18 21:55:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 27 : 2024 American Flat Track at Silver Dollar Short Track start:2024-05-19 01:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 05:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 28 : 2024 Seton Hall vs Creighton start:2024-05-18 18:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 22:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 28 : 2024 Lexington Legends vs Gastonia Baseball Club start:2024-05-19 01:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 05:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 29 : 2024 PNL Duals at Werner Park start:2024-05-18 18:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 22:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 29 : 2024 Florida Everblades vs Adirondack Thunder start:2024-05-19 01:00:00 stop:2024-05-19 05:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 30 : 2024 Young Harris vs UNC Pembroke - NCAA SE Regional start:2024-05-18 18:00:00 stop:2024-05-18 22:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 30 : 2024 Quebec Capitales vs Lake Erie Crushers start:2024-05-19 01:05:00 stop:2024-05-19 05:05:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 31 : 2024 Highlands Black vs Hockey Farm (Squirt) start:2024-05-18 18:45:00 stop:2024-05-18 22:45:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 31 : 2024 Long Island Ducks vs Southern Maryland Blue Crabs start:2024-05-19 01:05:00 stop:2024-05-19 05:05:00
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=== AUSTRALIA STAN PACK ===
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 01 : Force v Waratahs - Super Rugby Pacific Round 13 2024 start:2024-05-18 10:00:04 stop:2024-05-18 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 01 : Bath v Northampton - Premiership Rugby Round 18 2023/24 start:2024-05-18 15:00:04 stop:2024-05-18 17:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 01 : New Zealand v Canada - Pacific Four Series 2024 start:2024-05-19 05:23:04 stop:2024-05-19 08:16:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 02 : Blues v Highlanders - Super Rugby Pacific Round 13 2024 start:2024-05-18 07:35:04 stop:2024-05-18 10:28:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 02 : Gloucester v Newcastle - Premiership Rugby Round 18 2023/24 start:2024-05-18 15:00:04 stop:2024-05-18 17:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 02 : Sprint Race 2: Misano - GT World Challenge Europe 2024 start:2024-05-18 19:30:08 stop:2024-05-18 22:23:28
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 03 : Harlequins v Bristol - Premiership Rugby Round 18 2023/24 start:2024-05-18 15:00:04 stop:2024-05-18 17:53:24
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AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 04 : Leicester v Exeter - Premiership Rugby Round 18 2023/24 start:2024-05-18 15:00:04 stop:2024-05-18 17:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 05 : Saracens v Sale - Premiership Rugby Round 18 2023/24 start:2024-05-18 15:00:04 stop:2024-05-18 17:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 06 : Sprint Race 1: Misano - GT World Challenge Europe 2024 start:2024-05-18 12:30:08 stop:2024-05-18 15:23:28
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 06 : Qualifying 1: Indianapolis 500 - INDYCAR 2024 start:2024-05-18 16:00:08 stop:2024-05-18 18:53:28
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=== UK-AUSTRALIA OPTUS PACK ===
UK-AU OPTUS 01 : Aston Villa v Manchester City start:2024-05-18 14:40:00 stop:2024-05-18 17:20:00
UK-AU OPTUS 02 : Manchester United v Chelsea start:2024-05-18 14:40:00 stop:2024-05-18 17:20:00
UK-AU OPTUS 02 : Deportivo Alaves v Getafe start:2024-05-18 19:20:00 stop:2024-05-18 22:20:00
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=== UK Amazon PACK ===
UK Amazon UK 00 : Australia Championship Supercars-Perth: Race 9 start:2024-05-18 08:40:00 stop:2024-05-18 12:40:00
UK Amazon UK 00 : British Superbike Championship Motor Cycling-Donington Park: Day 1 start:2024-05-18 12:55:00 stop:2024-05-18 16:55:00
UK Amazon UK 01 : Australian Rules Football-Brisbane Lions v Richmond Tigers start:2024-05-18 10:10:00 stop:2024-05-18 14:10:00
UK Amazon UK 01 : Premiership Rugby-Harlequins v Bristol Bears start:2024-05-18 14:25:00 stop:2024-05-18 18:25:00
UK Amazon UK 02 : Wellington Phoenix FC vs. Melbourne Victory FC start:2024-05-18 07:25:00 stop:2024-05-18 11:25:00
UK Amazon UK 02 : Giro d'Italia Stage 14 Men Castiglione delle Stiviere - Desenzano del Garda (ITT, 31.2km) start:2024-05-18 11:55:00 stop:2024-05-18 15:55:00
UK Amazon UK 02 : Lecce vs. Atalanta BC start:2024-05-18 16:55:00 stop:2024-05-18 20:55:00
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UK Amazon UK 03 : Australian Rules Football-Greater Western Sydney Giants v Western Bulldogs start:2024-05-18 07:25:00 stop:2024-05-18 11:25:00
UK Amazon UK 03 : BSB Round 3 Donington Park Day 1 start:2024-05-18 12:30:00 stop:2024-05-18 16:30:00
UK Amazon UK 04 : Australian Rules Football-St. Kilda Saints v Fremantle Dockers start:2024-05-18 10:25:00 stop:2024-05-18 14:25:00
UK Amazon UK 04 : Premiership Rugby-Gloucester v Newcastle Falcons start:2024-05-18 14:45:00 stop:2024-05-18 18:45:00
UK Amazon UK 05 : Central Coast Mariners FC vs. Sydney FC start:2024-05-18 10:40:00 stop:2024-05-18 14:40:00
UK Amazon UK 05 : Premiership Rugby-Bath v Northampton Saints start:2024-05-18 14:45:00 stop:2024-05-18 18:45:00
UK Amazon UK 06 : Tour of Burgos Stage 3 Women Roa de Duero – Melgar de Ferntal (122km) start:2024-05-18 13:25:00 stop:2024-05-18 17:25:00
UK Amazon UK 07 : Olympic Qualifying Debrecen Day 3 start:2024-05-18 13:33:00 stop:2024-05-18 17:33:00
UK Amazon UK 08 : Premiership Rugby-Saracens v Sale Sharks start:2024-05-18 14:25:00 stop:2024-05-18 18:25:00
UK Amazon UK 09 : Premiership Rugby-Leicester Tigers v Exeter Chiefs start:2024-05-18 14:45:00 stop:2024-05-18 18:45:00
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=== UK DAZN PACK ===
UK DAZN UK 02 Rws sajad vs. Mcvicker 18th 1:43pm/Petrosyanmania 1 18th 7:48pm/Las vegas silver stars vs. Seattle majestics 19th 1:58am/Pomigliano vs. Napoli 19th 11:28am
UK DAZN UK 03 Sassuolo vs. Juventus 18th 1:58pm/Atlanta phoenix vs. Washington prodigy 18th 10:58pm/Qatar airways ironman 70.3 chattanooga 19th 11:28am
UK DAZN UK 04 Ring of fire fury vs. Usyk buy now // UK Sat 18 May 2:58pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:58am
UK DAZN UK 05 Ring of fire fury vs. Usyk prelims // UK Sat 18 May 2:58pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:58am
UK DAZN UK 06 Al ahli vs. Abha // UK Sat 18 May 6:58pm // ET Sat 18 May 1:58pm
Screwdatt, [5/18/2024 9:34 AM]
=== UK NRL PACK ===
UK NRL LIVE 00 : Cronulla vs Sydney Roosters // UK Sat 18 May 8:28am // ET Sat 18 May 3:28am
UK NRL LIVE 01: Warriors vs Penrith // UK Sun 19 May 4:48am // ET Sat 18 May 11:48pm
UK NRL LIVE 02: Wests Tigers vs Dolphins // UK Sun 19 May 9:23am // ET Sun 19 May 4:23am
UK NRL LIVE 03: South Sydney vs North Queensland // UK Sat 18 May 10:43am // ET Sat 18 May 5:43am
UK NRL LIVE 04: Melbourne vs Parramatta // UK Sun 19 May 7:03am // ET Sun 19 May 2:03am
Screwdatt, [5/18/2024 9:34 AM]
=== UK RUGBY PACK ===
UK RUGBY LIVE 01: Bath vs Northampton 15.05
UK RUGBY LIVE 02: Gloucester vs Newcastle 15.05
UK RUGBY LIVE 03: Harlequins vs Bristol 15.05
UK RUGBY LIVE 04: Leicester vs Exeter 15.05
UK RUGBY LIVE 05: Saracens vs Sale 15.05
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=== UK SPFL PACK ===
UK SPFL 01: Inverness CT v Hamilton Academical 17.30
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=== UK VIA PLAY PACK ===
UK VIA PLAY 01 24/7 Channel Stream Viaplay sports 2 watch now // UK Sat 18 May 8:00am ET Sat 18 May 3:00am
UK VIA PLAY 01 24/7 Channel Stream Viaplay sports 2 watch now // UK Sat 18 May 4:00pm ET Sat 18 May 11:00am
UK VIA PLAY 01 24/7 Channel Stream Viaplay sports 2 watch now // UK Sun 19 May 12:00am ET Sat 18 May 7:00pm
UK VIA PLAY 01 24/7 Channel Stream Viaplay sports 2 watch now // UK Sun 19 May 8:00am ET Sun 19 May 3:00am
UK VIA PLAY 02 24/7 Channel Stream Viaplay sports 1 watch now // UK Sat 18 May 8:00am ET Sat 18 May 3:00am
UK VIA PLAY 02 United Rugby Championship Bulls benetton // UK Sat 18 May 12:55pm ET Sat 18 May 7:55am
UK VIA PLAY 02 United Rugby Championship Connacht stomers // UK Sat 18 May 5:00pm ET Sat 18 May 12:00pm
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UK VIA PLAY 02 NHL Nhl tonight // UK Sat 18 May 11:00pm ET Sat 18 May 6:00pm
UK VIA PLAY 02 24/7 Channel Stream Viaplay sports 1 watch now // UK Sun 19 May 12:00am ET Sat 18 May 7:00pm
UK VIA PLAY 02 24/7 Channel Stream Viaplay sports 1 watch now // UK Sun 19 May 8:00am ET Sun 19 May 3:00am
UK VIA PLAY 03 United Rugby Championship Lions glasgow warriors // UK Sat 18 May 2:30pm ET Sat 18 May 9:30am
UK VIA PLAY 03 Nascar Wright band 250 // UK Sat 18 May 6:00pm ET Sat 18 May 1:00pm
UK VIA PLAY 03 NHL Edmonton vancouver // UK Sun 19 May 1:05am ET Sat 18 May 8:05pm
UK VIA PLAY 04 United Rugby Championship Ospreys dragons // UK Sat 18 May 2:30pm ET Sat 18 May 9:30am
UK VIA PLAY 04 Ice Hockey World Championship Czech republic great britain // UK Sat 18 May 7:15pm ET Sat 18 May 2:15pm
UK VIA PLAY 05 Ice Hockey World Championship Canada finland // UK Sat 18 May 3:15pm ET Sat 18 May 10:15am
UK VIA PLAY 05 United Rugby Championship Ulster leinster // UK Sat 18 May 7:15pm ET Sat 18 May 2:15pm
UK VIA PLAY 06 United Rugby Championship Sharks cardiff rugby // UK Sat 18 May 5:10pm ET Sat 18 May 12:10pm
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=== IRELAND CLUBBER PACK ===
IE CLUBBER TV 01 Laois vs Down // UK Sat 18 May 3:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 10:00am
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=== IRELAND GAAGO PACK ===
IE GAAGO FIXTURES 00: Kerry vs Monaghan // UK Sat 18 May 2:15pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:15am
IE GAAGO FIXTURES 01: Dublin vs Kilkenny // UK Sat 18 May 5:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 12:30pm
IE GAAGO FIXTURES 02: TBA vs TBA // UK Sat 18 May 9:05pm // ET Sat 18 May 4:05pm
IE GAAGO FIXTURES 03: Galway vs Derry // UK Sat 18 May 4:45pm // ET Sat 18 May 11:45am
Screwdatt, [5/18/2024 9:34 AM]
=== IRELAND LOI PACK ===
IE LOI TV 01 : DLR Waves FC vs Treaty United FC (W) // UK Sat 18 May 3:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 10:00am
IE LOI TV 02 : Wexford FC (W) vs Shelbourne FC (W) // UK Sat 18 May 6:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 1:00pm
IE LOI TV 03 : Peamount United FC vs Bohemian FC (W) // UK Sat 18 May 4:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 11:00am
IE LOI TV 04 : Longford Town FC vs Athlone Town AFC // UK Sat 18 May 7:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 2:30pm
IE LOI TV 05 : Cork City FC (W) vs Cliftonville FC // UK Sat 18 May 4:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 11:00am
IE LOI TV 06 : Galway United FC (W) vs Athlone Town AFC (W) // UK Sat 18 May 5:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 12:00pm
Screwdatt, [5/18/2024 9:34 AM]
=== CANADA DAZN PACK ===
CA DAZN CA 13 Rws sajad vs mcvicker 18th 8:45am/Petrosyanmania 1 18th 2:50pm
CA DAZN CA 14 Sassuolo vs juventus 18th 9:00am/Atlanta phoenix vs washington prodigy 18th 6:00pm
CA DAZN CA 15 Dortmund vs darmstadt // UK Sat 18 May 2:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:30am
CA DAZN CA 16 Frankfurt vs leipzig // UK Sat 18 May 2:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:30am
CA DAZN CA 17 Hoffenheim vs bayern munich // UK Sat 18 May 2:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:30am
CA DAZN CA 18 Bundesliga goal arena // UK Sat 18 May 2:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:30am
CA DAZN CA 19 Union berlin vs freiburg // UK Sat 18 May 2:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:30am
CA DAZN CA 20 Leverkusen vs augsburg // UK Sat 18 May 2:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:30am
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CA DAZN CA 21 Wolfsburg vs mainz // UK Sat 18 May 2:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 9:30am
CA DAZN CA 22 Ring of fire fury vs usyk buy now // UK Sat 18 May 3:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 10:00am
CA DAZN CA 23 Ring of fire fury vs usyk prelims // UK Sat 18 May 3:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 10:00am
CA DAZN CA 24 Rome open final // UK Sat 18 May 4:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 11:00am
CA DAZN CA 25 Bolton vs oxford // UK Sat 18 May 4:15pm // ET Sat 18 May 11:15am
CA DAZN CA 26 Al ahli vs abha // UK Sat 18 May 7:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 2:00pm
Screwdatt, [5/18/2024 9:34 AM]
=== USA TRILLER PACK ===
US TRILLER TV 01 Newcastle Pro Wrestling #112 Fight Knight // UK Sat 18 May 11:00am // ET Sat 18 May 6:00am
US TRILLER TV 02 Memphis Wrestling Episode 169 Buff Returns to the Ring // UK Sat 18 May 5:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 12:00pm
US TRILLER TV 03 Glory 92 Donovan Wisse vs Ulric Bokeme // UK Sat 18 May 7:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 2:00pm
US TRILLER TV 04 Glory 92 Prelims // UK Sat 18 May 5:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 12:30pm
US TRILLER TV 05 GCW Most Notorious 2024 // UK Sun 19 May 1:00am // ET Sat 18 May 8:00pm
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US TRILLER TV 06 Liga Portugal Betclic 2023/24 Sporting CP vs GD Chaves // UK Sat 18 May 5:50pm // ET Sat 18 May 12:50pm
US TRILLER TV 07 AEW Collision Episode 1724 // UK Sun 19 May 1:00am // ET Sat 18 May 8:00pm
US TRILLER TV 08 Liga Portugal Betclic 2023/24 SC Braga vs FC Porto // UK Sat 18 May 8:20pm // ET Sat 18 May 3:20pm
US TRILLER TV 09 CZW Best of the Best XX // UK Sun 19 May 12:00am // ET Sat 18 May 7:00pm
US TRILLER TV 10 Centurion FC 20 // UK Sun 19 May 12:00am // ET Sat 18 May 7:00pm
Screwdatt, [5/18/2024 9:34 AM]
=== USA PEACOCK PACK ===
US PEACOCK 01 HORSE RACING 149th preakness stakes // UK Sat 18 May 6:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 12:30pm
US PEACOCK 03 INDYCAR Indy 500 practice 6 // UK Sat 18 May 1:30pm // ET Sat 18 May 7:30am
US PEACOCK 03 INDYCAR Indy 500 qualifying day 1 // UK Sat 18 May 4:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 10:00am
US PEACOCK 03 GYMNASTICS Core hydration classic // UK Sun 19 May 12:00am // ET Sat 18 May 6:00pm
US PEACOCK 03 SKATEBOARDING Womens park final // UK Sun 19 May 3:00am // ET Sat 18 May 9:00pm
US PEACOCK 03 SKATEBOARDING Mens street final // UK Sun 19 May 4:45am // ET Sat 18 May 10:45pm
US PEACOCK 03 SKATEBOARDING Mens park final // UK Sun 19 May 8:00am // ET Sun 19 May 2:00am
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US PEACOCK 03 BREAKING M&w breaking finals // UK Sun 19 May 10:30am // ET Sun 19 May 4:30am
US PEACOCK 04 CYCLING Bmx world champ finals // UK Sat 18 May 7:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 1:00pm
US PEACOCK 04 GOLF Live from the pga championsip // UK Sun 19 May 12:00am // ET Sat 18 May 6:00pm
US PEACOCK 04 SPORT CLIMBING Mens lead final // UK Sun 19 May 5:00am // ET Sat 18 May 11:00pm
US PEACOCK 04 SPORT CLIMBING Womens boulder final // UK Sun 19 May 8:00am // ET Sun 19 May 2:00am
US PEACOCK 05 TRACK & FIELD La grand prix // UK Sat 18 May 8:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 2:00pm
US PEACOCK 05 SPORT CLIMBING Mens boulder finals // UK Sun 19 May 2:45am // ET Sat 18 May 8:45pm
US PEACOCK 05 RUGBY New zealand v. Canada // UK Sun 19 May 5:35am // ET Sat 18 May 11:35pm
US PEACOCK 05 SKATEBOARDING Womens street final // UK Sun 19 May 9:30am // ET Sun 19 May 3:30am
US PEACOCK 06 GOLF Mizuho americas open rd. 3 // UK Sat 18 May 8:00pm // ET Sat 18 May 2:00pm
US PEACOCK 06 SPORT CLIMBING Womens lead final // UK Sun 19 May 10:30am // ET Sun 19 May 4:30am
Screwdatt, [5/18/2024 9:34 AM]
=== USA MLB PACK ===
US MLB LIVE 01: Chi. White Sox at NY Yankees 1:05 PM ET
US MLB LIVE 02: Pittsburgh at Chi. Cubs 2:20 PM ET
US MLB LIVE 03: Tampa Bay at Toronto 3:07 PM ET
US MLB LIVE 04: Seattle at Baltimore 4:05 PM ET
US MLB LIVE 05: Colorado at San Francisco 4:05 PM ET
US MLB LIVE 06: NY Mets at Miami 4:10 PM ET
US MLB LIVE 07: Washington at Philadelphia 6:05 PM ET
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2024.05.18 10:50 RealInsurance3995 Junts denuncia l'anul·lació de 320 paperetes del vot exterior a Lleida

Denunciant que han rebut queixes de votants a l’exterior que havien sol·licitat la documentació per votar i només van rebre 3 paperetes, quan a Lleida hi havia 15 candidatures, i cap era de Junts.
La diputada electa Jeannine Abella, que va liderar la llista de Junts en les eleccions del 12-M, va denunciar que la junta electoral va declarar ahir no escrutables i fora del recompte un 20% del vot procedent dels lleidatans residents a l’exterior (CERA). El jutjat va rebre 1.703 paperetes i en va dipositar a l’urna 1.383, mentre que les altres 320 tenien defectes de forma, segons l’autoritat electoral.
Abella va assenyalar que algunes d’aquestes estaven fora del sobre, però el vot era llegible.
https://www.segre.com/ca/comarques/240518/junts-denuncia-l-anul-lacio-320-paperetes-vot-exterior-lleida_446235.html
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2024.05.18 07:57 Old-Mathematician392 The First Settlement of America before 30,000

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2024.05.18 04:07 MyspaceMafia Frontiersman (Part 2)

Part One
Frontiersman No. 0012: Duke Collins
"Duke, this course of action is not advised. The proprietary weapons and targeting systems have no been tested in live combat scenarios." Aerie chimed in rather swiftly.
"But the asteroids we tested on were atomized, Aerie. Whoever this is clearly needs some help, and this could be actual first contact!" I retorted, still rocketing towards the fleeing vessel. "I sure hope I'm helping the good guys", I thought to myself.
As we approached the vessel, laser shots rang off my stern, but luckily the reactive shielding took the hit. Aerie spoke up again, "Reactive Shielding reduced to 99.5 Percent."
Point five of a percent from their shots? Are they firing wet sponges? The reactive shielding was new tech, examined and supposedly improved by Aerie, but a shot from one of my own weapons should still vaporize my ship, or at most it may take two or three. I thought lasers were some high tech science fiction?
Nearing the enemy ship, I could see the light shimmer of the nearby star reflecting off of the pulsing light from... "Active Shielding?" I thought aloud. I watched as another shot hit the engines of the escaping vessel, and all power went out. The ship began to tumble through the murky black of space like a sleek white coffin. Surely life support was out, and if there's smoke in the cabin, then that means we only have minutes, if they aren't dead already.
"Aerie, I want to try the darts. Load them up and bring up the crosshair." Immediately, and without word, a crosshair was displayed in my vision. As I focused on the enemy ship, the crosshair began to rotate and lock on. The crosshair flashed, indicating that the automated turret on the underside of my ship had locked onto the enemy. I moved to squeeze the trigger, and before I could do so, the weapon fired, seemingly on it's own.
"What th-"
Aerie cut me off. "Experimental. I have linked the ship's HUD with your implants, and you are controlling the weapon remotely. The crosshair is in your vision, not on the ship's HUD. Focus, and it will do, now keep firing, captain."
With my adrenaline pumping, I had no time to even acknowledge the use of the word captain. My first shot lit up the enemy's shield, firing a magnetically propelled tungsten dart with a chromium jacket for increased magnetism. The darts are small, around 12 inches in length, and move at a not-insignificant percentage of the speed of light, somewhere around 1.5 percent. This results in a clean 40 kiloton explosion, if the projectile has something to "explode". I watched as the projectile made contact with the enemy's shield, but unfortunately it seemed to ricochet. The impact brought the shield down with it, but in the vacuum of space, there is no atmosphere to ignite, nor pressure wave to destroy all in it's vicinity. The round was reduced to molecules on impact, glancing off of the shield and into the void of space. I focused on the ship, and willed the gun to fire another shot. This one was just as accurate, but this time there were no shields to interrupt it's path. The ship was there one second, and the next, there was a ball of fire, with the instant ignition of every molecule of atmosphere inside. Debris would be a concern, but the energy transfer rended the ship into pieces no larger than a single dice.
Satisfied with the outcome, I was reminded of my pursuer as Aerie chimed in over the intercoms, "Wake up, Captain. Reactive Shielding at 97 percent." Oh yea, that's right. I decided to put the inertia dampeners to the test. Without altering course, I wheeled the flight stick hard to the right, kicking in the gyroscopic combat and emergency steering. With a heave and the lurching of multiple gyroscopes stopping and starting, the ship instantly wheeled around at murderous speeds. Even with the dampeners, had I not been wearing my harness, I would have been 3 inches into the wall on my right. With a 180 degree turn, I was moving backwards, now facing my target. 2 more shots from the magnetic dart thrower and the target was drifting toward me, now scrap.
For a moment, we sat there, drifting backwards in space. Breakneck speeds don't feel so fast when the vacuum of space is calm. The slight pressure of Aerie activating the Pilot Assist to automatically slow the ship is what brought me back to reality. "Where is the disabled ship, Aerie?"
"They've activated a distress beacon, bringing it up on your HUD now." She replied quickly. A second later and I was seeing a blue light in 3d space. It was to my left, and on the Ship's HUD, it would have shown up as an arrow pointing off screen, but now i was seeing it through the wall, through my own eyes. This was helpful, but I would certainly have to get used to it. Placing my hands back on the controls, I oriented the ship and moved toward our target. They were dead in space, and drifting, rolling slightly forward like a throwing knife in slow motion. With a designation on the target, I used the asteroid harvesting drones to attach to the ship's hull and slow it's spin, and as I waited in space, it began to drift towards me as the drones did their job. Attempting to hail them, I found that their ship appeared to be completely out of power.
This was bad. I had just remembered that, of all the gadgets my ship had, it didn't have a docking umbilical. I was supposed to be out here alone, after all. "Anything we can do about this, Aerie?" I asked. I donned my PowerSuit and headed for the airlock.
"Unsure, Cap- Duke. There appears to be smoke in the cabin, but I'm reading two life signs. I'll be on coms, let me know if I am needed." Aerie said. She always had her reservations, but she never stopped me from doing stupid things, and rarely protested more than once. She was an incredible AI, and even if I were back in United Terran Systems space, I don't think there's anyone I would want more as a friend.
I left my ship with 2 emergency EVA Slimsuit quickfits. I have no idea what these things will look like, but if they fit inside the suits, then the suit should be able to form to their bodies with the press of a button, or at least seal itself so I can get them to safety.
As I approached the vessel to peer through the front viewport, I instead saw smoke emerging from the top of the ship as a hatch opened, venting whatever atmosphere existed into space. My PowerSuit may have been one of the many experimental techs in my arsenal, but it wasn't pretty. It was boxy and big, filled with tech to keep me safe while working in the unknown. Fitted with experimental exploration safety tech, eva thrusters, boosters for maneuvering in light gravitational pull, and the Crème de la Crème, a brand new personal reactive shield generator for protection from stray debris, this suit had little room for beauty. Originally black, it was now a dark gray with a rounded, blocky helmet that had a tinted gold UV resistant visor, and pocked with impact marks from my time learning how to use the suit properly. In contract, what I saw emerging from the venting airlock was... sleek, to sum it up. The suits were a dark blue, with a black metal skeleton that traced the suit, and a carrier rig on the front that likely held a small amount of oxygen and likely some emergency devices. The helmets were sleek and round, with visors black as night that went from below the chin to the center of the top of the head. If this were a human, it would allow us to use the entirety of our field of vision. And this was the strange thing, as they emerged, they had a head, likely bifocal vision, slender shoulders leading into two arms, average looking torsos......and guns.
Pointed at me.
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2024.05.18 04:01 Presticals Is it me, or is it my washing machine?

This happens to our clothes often, and I’m not sure why. On light color clothes, my washedetergent leaves these blueish/purpleish stains.
We wash our clothes together, we do not separate lights and darks. We wash on cold. I fill up the detergent cup maybe to the “1” mark. We usually do one load a week for two people.
Am I doing something wrong? Or is my washer potentially broken/faulty? Is it the detergent? Am I using too much?
Pics of my washer (top loading Kenmore), my detergent (Tide, Free & Gentle liquid) and the stains on the article of clothing.
Note: this was the first wash of this piece of clothing.
TIA!
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2024.05.18 02:58 PreparationAfraid621 The Problem with 14.10

the title clickbait
(you can skip this part)
I started playing league towards the middle of season 12 because of arcane. I'm probably what y'all would consider a "zoomer adc." I learned how to play league of legends during a time where Kraken, Shieldbow, and Galeforce were the big 3 and items had versatile stats for the most part. (I hope this puts into perspective how I may perceive the recent changes) Ever since I could remember ADCs have been asking for item diversity and over the past couple years we've gotten bits and spurts. But 14.10 seems to have finally made a very brave step forward. And from this step comes a lot of things that I feel need to be addressed.

The Items:

14.10 has brought about a whole list of item changes, one of which being quite popular right now:
Infinity Edge-
A MASSIVE stat stick which revieved a significant buff of +15 AD compared to the previous split/ patch. This buff has been phenomenal for many crit ADCs, AD hungry ones especially. Draven, Jhin, Samira, and Aphelios just to name a few. But how does this affect Attack Speed hungry ADCs like Jinx, Zeri, and Tristana.
With the changes in ADC itemization crit items have been pushed into 2 categories: Attack Damage and Attack Speed. This is a fine way of organizing them and honestly I've been wondering about what might happen if this became a reality. Unfortunately that's where we run into a bit of a problem, first item itemization of Attack Speed hungry ADCs.
Something that Jinx, Tristana, and Zeri all share are their appreciation for mixed stat items. Crit, Attack damage, and Attack speed. Trio de danger. With the recent rework of ADC items it seems the item that fit them all the best has been stripped of one of these core stats: Critical Strike. With that it seems most of us have turned our backs on kraken completely instead insisting on an Infinity Edge rush.
I have 2 problems with this narrative:
  1. IE is a stat stick and nothing more
Infinity Edge is a stat stick but even more so a throw of dice. With 25% crit rate the chances of you making use of your IE is.. well 25%. People say that the AD more than justifies the risk but I feel that may not be the case.
  1. Early to mid feel very clunky
For one, the components leave much to be desired. I'd be down for IE to be built from 'BF + Noonquiver + Long sword' or something of the sort but as it stands now that won't be happening any time soon. Winning a lane against or losing a lane while building IE first feels so heavily one sided with very little way for the tide to turn. This risk would be worth it in my opinion if lanes were solely up to us 1v1 but that isn't the case as we have to account for supports and jungle involvement. This makes the BF items a coinflip of whoever bet on heads.
My solution?
Kraken Slayer-
A once, and still, beloved item with attack speed, attack damage, DPS effects, and now movement speed. Falling out of favor with the sub because of the removal of it's crit rate I think we should reevaluate this way of thought.
Because of the recent change making crit items give 25% I believe it's more than acceptable to rush a non-crit item and still reap the benefits of crit itemization. We have been asking for item diversity for a very long time and now that we have it I feel like we've fallen into an obsession with IE without consideration for other options.
A lot of you are saying this is how it used to be, building BF into zeal component into IE or Zeal, or just flat out rushing IE. I think this a valid way of approaching bot lane but I don't think it has to be the only way. It seems that there is a large wave of nostalgia clouding the possibilities.
Ever since the beginning of the split I've been going kraken first and I've noticed something about snowballing in-lane. In losing lanes you can stop the bleeding much easier and in winning matchups you really choke out the enemy ADC (assuming they're rushing BF item). It's not uncommon to get a kill in lane and come back with Hearthbound and Rectrix while the enemy ADC is coming back with boots and crit cloak. So much unspent gold is bound cause a few problems which is why I think branching out is the move.
And speaking of moving..
Zeal Items-
Runaans is chill. I kind of miss the on-hit though because of the cool blue numbers!!!
RFC seems to be quite a dead item now that the AD has been removed. In my opinion any value you would've gotten from the range could be outperformed by PD with its superior movement speed and the absurd amount of attack speed that could allow you to weave in a couple autos as opposed to the one.
Phantom Dancer is the biggest winner of all the zeal changes in my opinion. Though I would have enjoyed the ramp up passive to reminisce about Lethal Tempo, having upfront 60% attack speed is absolutely insane and I love to see it.
Navori Flickerblades is quite an "interesting" pivot from its previous iteration, Quickblades. I think this was a change for the worst but I have a solution to fix it.
That solution would be reverting Navori back to an AD item and having this as THE AD crit item for caster ADCs as IE is for traditional ADCs.
On the topic of caster ADCs that brings up my next concern.
Essence Reaver-
Unfortunately this item is unapologetically dogshit due to its massive increase in price and removal of its spellblade proc.
I have 2 different routes I would consider for this item those being:
  1. The reinstatement of sheen
  2. Committing to making essence reaver an attack based item and making this a zeal item instead.
Zeals are made to fill a certain niche in addition to their attack speed. We have Runaans for damage spread, PD for single target DPS, RFC for range, now imagine Essence Reaver for ability usage.
Ezreal would still be gimped out but he still has the hypothetical AD Navori so he's fine I guess.
Yun Tal-
I need Riot to either separate minion/ monster damage from champion damage, or remove minion/ monster damage altogether because this has potential to be the most bait item ever witnessed for people who don't pay attention to how damage is distributed.
Immortal Shieldbow-
This item is so ass man. In previous patches this item seemed to be underused and definitely underappreciated which is why this patch I think we should change that. I think making this the only crit item with lifesteal is the correct decision to boost the purchase rate of this item. Right now we have to pivot from crit to get sustain but this doesn't have to be the way.
You might be thinking: "we don't need crit lifesteal items! Worst case scenario we just take bloodline!!" in which I respond with-

The Runes:

(this section will be pretty brief)
Press The Attack-
I think the current direction of PTA is fine but I do miss my ramping attack speed. I do not appreciate it being changed to a selfish keystone but 8% damage amp for myself is pretty cool. HOWEVER I think it could be even cooler. I think PTA, upon its 3 auto proc, should you give attack speed until the end of champion combat.
Ideally there wouldn't be a ranged nerf but sadly it's probably necessary for the sake of balance. My thoughts are 5% scaling to 20% Melee/ 3% scaling to 15% (Ranged). I also think that it should remove the attack speed cap once fully proc'd. This way on-hit champions don't feel discouraged from going building their attack speed items.
Fleet Footwork-
I could definitely be incorrect so feel free to correct me, but as far as I know the people who run this rune do so for the sustain more so than the movement speed. I think a revert to the 13.20 version is in order.
Hail of Blades-
Losing 30% attack speed on this rune is pretty rough but I feel like this keystone is still useable. However for this being our only attack speed keystone the nerf feels unnecessary. I believe that, like fleet footwork, it should be reverted to the 13.20 version
And finally the keystone we lost along the way..
Lethal Tempo-
PLEAS E GOD BRING IT BACK ILL DO ANYTHING PLEASE JUST GIVE IT BACK ILL NEVER COMPLAIN AGAIN RIOT ILL BUY ALL YOUR SKINS AND ILL NEVER QUESTION YOU EVER
Conclusion / TL:DR-
All in all patch 14.10 is good and fun. Items serve a certain purpose and remain consistent across crit and on-hit itemization (for the most part). Crit marksmen seem to have a lot more leeway in how they itemize. The game feels a bit slower and is actually fun to play right now. However we need to stay open minded in how we build. Some items need alterations for champs to operate smoothly and other items need complete revisions for some champs to operate at all. Yun Tal needs passive number change. Runes could use some slight changes. And I need my lethal tempo back! 😭
Please share your thoughts, I'm curious to see what you guys think
ALSO.. @riot @phreak Since ADC is getting big changes I can expect for the role to no longer be auto fill protected, but why the fuck isn’t there auto fill protection during placements? I didn’t sign up to play jungle or support
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2024.05.18 01:33 SamMorrisHorror Them Devils Pt. 1

On the night when it all happened a young man called Smallmouth found himself in quite a pickle. He shivered and paced clumsily all over the second story porch of a cabin that used to be very nice, which overlooked a snowy down-sloping field that used to be kept up properly and carefully. He was already six packs deep into a carton of cigarettes he had bought only two days ago from a Casey’s General Store on his way up. He could recall the look on the young woman’s face at the register when he asked for a carton of Parliament Menthols, her eyes showing one blink of humorous surprise and another couple blinks of obvious concern, which faded to professional indifference as she rang in the sweet, icy killers. Smallmouth stopped his nervous dallying when he caught himself in the kitchen window; a large, shadowy figure sulking between the inside lights and the cold, almost glowing world downhill. His eyes still on his murky reflection, he patted his coat pockets for his seventh pack, pulling it out and smacking it against his left palm before cracking open and lighting it at his mouth. In a slow, warm flash, he could briefly see his own face in the window.
“Oh man, it’s bad” , he thought to himself.
He hadn’t shaved in weeks and his beard grew coarse and thick. A face that his mother had once called handsome had become a clean plate covered in steel wool. Well, maybe not so clean. Under and around his eyes were the obvious bruising of sleeplessness and his skin had lost its lively color and clarity of yesteryear.
“Ughhh” he groaned, turning away from the window to look over the porch and into the freezing, beckoning night.
The pickle that Jeremy “Smallmouth” Bassett found himself in involved his uncle, and his uncle’s evening logistics, to be precise. Smallmouth had been kicked out of his parents home on December 27th due to a slight misunderstanding at 2am when he believed the living room Christmas tree to be the downstairs bathroom. He had passed out on the couch after drinking a fire pit full of crushed Hamm’s cans and his brain tried desperately to get him up and to the nearby toilet. His little sister Stacy was tucked in fast asleep on a loveseat by the tree when she was brutally torn from her sugarplum dreams to hear the terrible hiss of Smallmouth’s folly. She screamed, the parents woke up, and, well, there you go. After well over three strikes, Smallmouth’s temporary residence had come to an end, and he was thrown to his mother’s brother’s cabin to dry up and straighten out before he could ever even be considered to return.
“You two deserve to live together. He can’t say no either because he owes me a lot more than this!” Smallmouth’s mother had screeched over him as he sat at the kitchen table the following morning with a cold bag of peas against his throbbing right temple. “You go there and you GET RIGHT!! I don’t care how long it takes just clean up your act and MAKE something of yourself! And for goodness sake tell Chuck to do the same, while he still has time!”
Yes, Uncle Chuck had his own shelf full of good time problems, and that’s what put Smallmouth in a bind tonight as he pondered over the white yonder that led to a black nothing, a black nothing that in the daylight pretended to be a forest. At night, it showed its true nature, an endless world of dark secrets and aching regret. At least that’s how Smallmouth saw it in this moment.
Chuck had gone down to the ranch he worked on for a New Years party with his work buddies. They liked to gather at the big barn where all of the vehicles and equipment were kept, sitting around a card table passing out stories about women and other trophy game that were either outright lied about or illegally poached. Oh, and they also liked to pass the bottle around. Therein lied the conundrum for Smallmouth.
Uncle Chuck was many things, but one thing he wasn’t was a drunk driver. Chuck’s wife Rebecca had been struck and killed by a drunk driver almost ten years ago when she was out jogging the back roads early one morning. Everyone assumed that’s what led him to his openly hard drinking and sneakily pill popping ways in the first place. For Chuck, most nights were kept at home, parked in front of a TV watching old westerns and cleaning out a full bottle of Wild Turkey 101 before snoring in his recliner. On the few nights he would go out, he would always call a ride if things got out of hand. As you can imagine, he tends to need a ride home.
“I should be home bout 11:30. Service ain’t so good up there near the barn so if it gets bout 11:15-11:20 and I ain’t home, go head and do me a favor and come grab me son.” Chuck had told Smallmouth before he left, closing the warped screen door behind him.
Smallmouth had spent the evening trying his best to stay entertained without the help of any chemical enhancement. His family’s anger and resentment really struck him and this time he was determined to truly get right and get his life back on the rails. He was 29 years old. He had gone through college clean as a whistle, bright and driven, receiving his MBA with plans to work his way up in a promising career in business. That worked for a couple years. Then he found a calling in ministry, deciding to quit the corporate world to fill an opening of a tiny country church in the area. They needed a deacon who could take care of things around the building and assist in the worship service. He wasn’t much for public speaking, haven been given the nickname Smallmouth at a young age due to his soft spoken nature, but he could pass plates and give a hushed prayer every now and then. He liked to mow and paint and help old ladies up the stairs. The quiet country life was really nice for him, for a while. Strange, radical ideas eventually spread through the church though, and half of its members left overnight to form their own congregation. Its funding cut in half, the church had to close its doors and the other members absorbed into other churches. Smallmouth rarely ever saw the people that had departed from the church, but rumors creeped that they met at an old abandoned building deep in the woods, performing all sorts of different acts and rituals that would purify themselves and destroy all evils. Nevertheless, Smallmouth was out of work and picked up shifts bartending at a small town dive. His soft fortitude was no match for the booze and drugs and women that would pass through there and soon he was out the door. That landed him mooching off of his parents, draining their sanity and eventually draining himself on their Christmas tree. The last strike.
So there he was all night, waiting up for uncle Chuck. He was two days clean of everything except caffeine and nicotine, a major improvement. He felt a boost of hope and confidence the first morning after a sober nights sleep. He found the mornings to be the best parts of the day. At least he had coffee and cigarettes to get him out of bed. That would wear off quickly and the rest of the day was filled with trying to find distractions until the sun set about 5pm. Then he would watch a movie or two with Chuck. Last night he had been able to call it early and go to sleep at 7pm shortly after Chuck started sawing logs in front of True Grit (the original John Wayne version of course). Tonight he saw 7pm struggle and churn into 8…….8:13……..8:48……9:05……9:29………..9:31………9:52……..9:58……….10:11…….10:12 (oh cmon)……10:27…….10:56…….and finally 11:08. It was like the clock was a 35 year old four cylinder engine oiled with crunchy peanut butter. Now, crunch time sat in the cold air as Smallmouth finished his cigarette and stewed over his decision. He really didn’t feel like going down to the barn and getting Chuck, even though it was only a couple miles. In the infancy of his sobriety he found the smallest of choices and activities to seem dire and at the very least upsettingly out of his way. Surely Chuck can get himself home on his own, right?
“No. Who knows if someone’s Aunt Rebecca or grandmother or son is out there on the road tonight” he thought.
As much as he had tried to screw up his life, Smallmouth usually knew what the right decision would be, even if he so often refused to listen. It was there ever so clearly on this New Year’s Eve, wailing in the back row of his mind like a misbehaved child during a church sermon. Smallmouth left the porch and went inside to grab his keys.
He walked out to his truck, got in, cranked it, let it sit down to one rpm, and started down the gravel driveway, which led to the gravel county road that Chuck and his few and far between neighbors lived on. He got to the mailbox and suddenly shot his attention up the road, where headlights revealed themselves out of the deep dark. It was rare to see any cars this far down Chuck’s road. In fact, there were no other houses to the right of Chuck’s cabin, spare for a couple of empty ones that were condemned but were attached to a lot of forest property.
Smallmouth squinted his eyes as a large black Dodge Ram 3500 came barreling by with a livestock trailer. Even inside his own truck he could hear a terrible noise coming from that trailer. He recognized it instantly as a pig squeal.
“The hell?” He whispered as the truck and trailer tore down the road, going around a nearby corner and out of sight. He couldn’t guess what on earth that could be about at this hour, and especially since nobody lived down there anyway. He shrugged it off though, and turned left out of the driveway, headed for drunk Uncle Chuck down at the ranch.
Ten minutes and a couple of snowy country miles later Smallmouth found himself through the metal gate of the ranch and up to the main barn, where a couple of smiling ranch hands had Chuck held up between them just outside one of two closed garage doors. A lamppost nearby cast a glow of debauchery on all of their faces, especially Chuck’s. Smallmouth got out and walked up to them smiling and shaking his head.
“Well well well…” he said with a slight laugh.
“Your Uncle put on one hell of a clinic tonight ‘Mouth” one of the hands said.
“I…..I….I don’t know what they’re tawlkin bout son” Chuck slang out before a high pitched giggle.
“I got another couple rounds in me I thinks!”
Smallmouth laughed.
“Yeah I ain’t so sure about that uncle! Let’s get on home now and let these fellas get on too.”
“Y’alright alright” Chuck said as Smallmouth took him from his buddies arms into one of his own and led him to the passenger seat of his truck.
“Happy New Years boys!!! Let’s do it all again okay?” He hollered to his waving buddies as they drove back away from the barn and through the metal gate toward home.
“You have a good time Uncle?”
“Oh…ohhh…I reckon I showed those boys how to do it” Another childish giggle.
A light snow shower seasoned the cold air as the truck rolled down the gravel country road. In the yellow headlights it made a pleasant white noise for the eyes. Chuck put his hands up staggered and vertically, fingers together and outstretched, pointing out in front of the truck down the road like he was aiming up for a rifle shot. He closed one eye.
“Straight as an arrow ole son. You’re good at this.”
“I ain’t drunk pops” Smallmouth chuckled.
“Sure ya are. Everybody’s drunk son. Even people that ain’t drink. Ticket is to get drunk on good stuff” Chuck’s face calmed from a goofy grin as he kept his eyes out front into the slow swirling tube of visible night.
“You sound like you’re drunk on some pretty damn good stuff” Smallmouth retorted as they shared a look and a good laugh.
“Suppose’n you ain’t wrong. Gotta work on that just like you are. Proud o’ you for a couple days clean man. We’ll get right. We’ll get right. All I meant was that man is born to get drunk on somethin’ or other. What I mean is God. Man is born to get drunk on his God.” Chuck said as Smallmouth shot him a raised eyebrow look of confusion.
“Once God gets ya drunk then you’re home free ol’ son. That distillery is never ending eternal forever. That land flows with whiskey and honey.” They both shared another laugh.
“Okay okay I think I somewhat understand now Uncle.”
They rode in a few seconds of comfortable silence before Chuck put his hands up in an aim position down the road again.
“You know…man….man….man has a GOVERNOR…..you know that right?”
“A what? A governor?”
“That’s right a GOVERNOR…that’s right…a little bitty device in his brain that keeps him on the road…keeps him from turning right off into the dark. You ever hear that little voice that tells you you can turn off into the ditch…into oncomin’ traffic? Tells you you can shoot your buddy instead of the deer? That you can jump off the top of the building and onto the pavement when you’re up there enjoying the view?”
“I…uh…I don’t know…I mean maybe? Pretty sure those are intrusive thoughts and they’re normal.”
“Well whatever they are that’s what the governor is for. Keeps ya straight. Keeps ya from harmin nothin.”
“Alright man, alright.”
They pulled back into Chuck’s driveway and parked. Smallmouth helped his uncle out of the truck and up into the cabin, snow starting to color the roof and pile against the side of the house near the door. Arms locked Smallmouth propped open the screen door, opened the inner door, and led Chuck through the kitchen and to his bedroom. Chuck layed down on his camo comforter with a deep, long exhale.
“Ahhhh yes……yes” he whispered with a smile.
“I love ya son…I’m glad you’re heeeeere. Let’s get better….your mom needs it…..stay in the Lord’s light son…don’t let them devils get ya….let’s get better….lets….” He was off into the distant deep ether almost immediately, and his mouth hung open.
“Goodnight uncle…love ya too.” Smallmouth patted the bed twice before walking over and closing the bedroom door behind him.
He went and sat at the kitchen table. He regretted his behavior earlier in the night. How it pained him to have to stay up a little later to go help out his uncle.
“Cmon…” he whispered.
He agreed with Chuck. He was here to get better. To do better. Maybe Chuck was right. If he couldn’t get drunk off booze, it was time to pick something else to drink. Better things. Maybe even God? Smallmouth hadn’t paid much mind to God since his church job fell through. God surely hadn’t been there for him these last few years when he was at his lowest. Or was He there the whole time? Had Smallmouth just ignored Him? These things floated heavily in his mind and soon he realized he had been staring at the front door for several minutes. Had he even blinked? Then something else came to mind.
“Wait hold up”
That truck and trailer from earlier. What WAS that? He meant to bring it up to the ranch hands. They would’ve seen it come barreling down the road right by their front gate. Oh he wished he had brought that up to them. Oh well. It’s probably nothing. Smallmouth looked at the clock. 12:12.
“Happy New Year old boy.” He said to himself.
He sat for a moment in the warm kitchen light, his eyes not leaving the front door. Well, he’s up this late already, why not go run down and check on the abandoned properties?
No…no…it can wait. It’s probably nothing. Right?
Wrong. There’s that wailing kid in the back pew of his mind again. Come on kid can’t you just be quiet and listen to the sermon? No, no it can’t. It must be heard. Always. He knew he had to go check it out.
“Ughhhh FINE!” Smallmouth got up and grabbed his truck keys, patted to make sure his cigarettes were still there, and was out the door again.
The snow shower had ended. As he pulled up to the edge of the drive, he stalled for a moment and peaked out as far to the right as he could down the dark road. Nothing. It wasn’t very far to the end of that road, where two out of service mailboxes should’ve stood in a small cul-de-sac if it weren’t for teenagers beating them to splinters. Can’t really blame them either. Smallmouth considered his plan. Whether or not that truck belonged to the landowner down there, he shouldn’t feel like he needs to sneak around. He is merely a concerned neighbor after all. He began down the road and around that same corner the stranger disappeared earlier.
After a couple of slow, curious minutes Smallmouth could see the evidence of a great big fire in the near distance, beyond where the road ended. Through the bare trees and against the snow it cast orange and red that could surely be seen a mile in every direction, that is, if there were anyone there to see it.
Slightly intimidated, Smallmouth decided to turn off his headlights and let the fire guide him as he slowed up to 5mph and gently crackled his last few yards of gravel up to the remnants of the nearest mailbox post. It seemed the fire was on the land of the farther property, whose mailbox posthole was about 30 feet from where he came to a stop and parked his truck. Smallmouth turned it off and quietly got out into the cold. He crouched down as he walked over to the farther driveway, getting down on one knee to give it a stealthy closer look.
The abandoned property boasted a busted up trailer that sat pitifully about 500 feet from the mailbox memorial. Beyond that was a good ten acres of field that ended at the forest edge, which marked the beginning of thousands of acres of wildlife refuge. As Smallmouth peered on, it was obvious that the fire was way out in that field, blocked by the old trailer, which wore the hot light and columns of smoke on it like a devilish crown. Given the cover, Smallmouth crept over to the trailer and started easing around the right side.
Rounding the corner he noticed a propane tank that would be perfect for hiding behind and getting the best look he could at the mysterious activity. He got down on his belly and crawled his way over to the tank, before sitting up and peeking slowly over the top and out into the field.
Way down there, a couple acres away from the tree line, was a huge fire, made up of about fifty wooden pallets. It raged and lit up the whole field like it was just the beginning of sunset. Somewhat near the fire was the black Dodge Ram 3500 and trailer. Smallmouth could see a group of people dressed in all red, as if covered in bloody bedsheets from head to toe, circled around a crude cage, seemingly fastened together by pieces of metal fencing. They stood still as the pines, and twice as silent. Smallmouth, in a rare moment of curious courage, decided he had to get closer. He got back on his stomach and began to crawl through the cold, knee high grass.
Using the fire light as his North Star he crawled and crawled, feeling his hands, clothes, and beard get wet with snow. He didn’t care. Something was up that wasn’t normal, wasn’t right. He could feel it in his cold gut. When he thought he was close enough without giving himself away he planted his palms and ever so slowly raised his torso up into a weak push up to try and see out. He was glad he didn’t go any further. He may have been too close already.
He was close enough to read the name of the truck and count the holes in the livestock trailer. There were seven strangers in red sheets all around the makeshift cage, all holding long spears. One of the figures had a crown of black thorns on his head. They all had two eyeholes and one hole for the mouth. They didn’t move a muscle for the longest time, before the Crowned One forcibly touched the end of his spear to the ground.
“Now is the time, Brother and Farmer Abraham…there is no more for us in waiting.”
Smallmouth had just noticed the passenger window to the black Dodge was down, and he could hear the driver door open and soon saw a normal looking older man in a ball cap at the back of the trailer. He was holding a leash of some sort. He opened up the trailer and whistled into the dark of it. After a couple of loud, heavy thuds a gigantic, and I mean GIGANTIC Yorkshire pig came slowly shrugging out of the trailer. It was light pink in color but filthy, and gave wet sounding oinks as it came to the man’s hands expecting food. The thing must’ve weighed 1500 pounds, and at least ten feet long. It actually had to lower its head to reach the man’s hands, its ears coming up to the man’s chest. Smallmouth couldn’t believe his eyes. The man reached in his pocket and revealed a handful of some type of feed, which he tossed on the ground at the pig. It started right in as the man fixed a collar on the pigs girthy neck, then attaching a leash. The pig gave a slight squeal.
“Good girl, good girl…cmon now” the man called Farmer Abraham sweetly coaxed the animal. He gave his end of the leash a tug and the monstrous swine reluctantly left its food and followed the man over close to the Crowned One. The fire raged and raged nearby, throwing crazy shadows all over the place.
“What have you brought us, Brother and Farmer Abraham?”
“Yeah, uh, this is Old Azazel, she’s been in my family for years, man.”
The Crowned One dropped his spear and knelt down to the jowls of the hog, the dark holes of his eyes meeting those of the animal. The other red cloaked figures remained statuesque around the cage.
“Ah, yes, Old Azazel, hello. You are to be of great importance in the history of the Earth tonight, old friend.”
The Crowned One got back up to address Brother and Father Abraham, who seemed obviously put off, yet submissive.
“And is this Old Azazel a natural specimen? Is it fed only of the earth and the filths therein?”
“Yessir, I’d reckon so.”
“This is necessary for a proper sacrifice, Brother and Farmer Abraham. You may only bring your best, your cleanest, your most dear to the alter of the Almighty.”
“I understand.”
“May I take her now?”
The farmer gave his end of the leash to the black gloved left hand of the Crowned One. The Crowned one stood with it for almost a full minute in total stillness and silence. The only noise Smallmouth could hear was the sloppy smacks and oinks from Old Azazel. The farmer anxiously waited, wringing his hands expecting the next move from the Crowned One.
“Turn away, Brother and Farmer Abraham. Turn away from us and toward the fire now.” The Crowned One finally spoke.
“Phew, alright. We’re still good on our deal? Do you still promise to make my little girl better? Like you said?” The farmer asked, with some hopeful desperation.
“Turn now.”
“Well okay” the farmer turned his back to the Crowned One and toward the fire.
“I can assure you with all of the knowledge in my mind and in my heart, you will never see your daughter sick again in this lifetime, Brother and Father Abraham. You may find peace and solace in this truth.”
The farmer nodded in relief as he looked upon the fire. Smallmouth, taking it all in with great confusion, could see a smile on the farmers fire lit face, and turned back to the Crowned One just in time to see him reach under his red garment and pull out a pistol and shoot a round into the back of the farmers head, blowing his cap off, which frisbeed down near his shaking, crumpled body. Old Azazel threw a fit immediately, screaming and trying her best to flee. The Crowned One held the immense beast with one hand, and with seemingly little effort. The other red clothed figures finally made noise, laughing deep and heartily around the cage. The Crowned One, keeping Old Azazel close, walked over to the doubled over farmer, putting two more bullets into his head, essentially hollowing it out into a carnal mess. The farmers shaking mercifully stopped.
Smallmouth had to slam his forearm up to his mouth to muffle the scream that would’ve come out and blown his cover. His eyes were flown wide open and his arms were shivering.
The Crowned One put the pistol back under his red cloak and led the great pig, still squealing as high pitched and piercing as the human ear can withstand, over to the mouth of the cage, which was opened by the nearest red clothed stranger. Old Azazel flew in to the cage, having been unleashed by The Crowned One. It struggled around the cage, which was no bigger than 15x15 feet, giving it no room to get comfortable. It circled the inner perimeter, showing impressive speed for such a large animal. It squealed and squealed. The sound stung Smallmouths ears, and he covered them with his hands. He was still out of sight in the tall grass. The Red People around the cage laughed at the hogs entrapment. The Crowned One raised a hand to signal silence. The Red People were still and quiet again.
“Now, my brothers, the sacrificial gift is in our possession. Tonight…is a HOLY NIGHT.” The Crowned One raised his voice as if getting to the climax of a fire and brimstone sermon.
“TONIGHT…WE WILL DESTROY WHAT WAS ONCE CAST OUT BUT NEVER VANQUISHED!! WE WILL RID THE EARTH OF A GREAT ARMY!! AN ARMY OF HELL THAT HAS FAR TOO LONG ROAMED AND SICKENED OUR LANDS AND KILLED OUR LOVES!! TONIGHT…WE WILL DESTROY THE DESTROYERS…THE LEGION OF SATANS SOLDIERS BORN JUST AFTER THE GARDEN OF EDEN FELL…”
The Crowned One fell to his knees, his arms up and stretched toward the frozen sky. A mighty wind began blowing at Smallmouths back. He had to lower his head as it roared over him. After a moment it calmed and he was able to lift up again to see. Winds from all corners of the field met at the cage, swirling over it in a great snowy funnel that led up to the clouds. Old Azazel screamed and screamed from the cage.
“I SEE YOU VILLIANS!! I HEAR YOU HOSTS OF HELL!! I KNOW YOU LIVE IN THESE TREES!! I KNOW YOU COWER WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!! SHOW YOURSELF!! TAKE THE BODY OF THIS ANIMAL THAT I HAVE SET BEFORE YOU!! TAKE IT NOW!! TAKE IT NOW AND FACE ME!! TAKE IT NOW!! TAKE IT NOW!! TAKE I-“
The Crowned One’s vocal cord shredding performance was cut short by a single burst of black lightning that shot down from the middle of the snowy funnel cloud that surrounded the cage. The Crowned One and all the Red People were thrown several feet back from the blast. Thunder immediately exploded across the field. Smallmouth buried his face as the force and sound raced over him. Ears ringing, he kept his face down for a few seconds. He squinted back up to the strike zone.
The strange black lightning had blown the cage completely apart. Two of The Red People had been hit with the metal fencing. One laid motionless. The other gargled in pain as he put a hand to the pole that was sticking out of his sternum, having penetrated all the way through. His legs buckled and he fell forward, the end of the pole hitting the ground first and propping him up for a moment, before his body slowly slid down to the ground around the metal. He went silent. The other four Red People, yelling in surprise, gathered themselves, looking to the charred hole in the ground where Old Azazel should be, right in the center where the cage used to stand. The Crowned One got to his feet and picked up his spear.
“My brothers, gather your arms…” the Crowned One whispered, breathing heavily under his red cloak.
“The work is not over…”
The four remaining Red People grabbed their spears and slowly walked over to the burnt, smoking hole, holding an attack pose over it until further instructions were given.
“Are you with us, you age old tormentors?” This was the first time Smallmouth could hear fear in the tired voice of the Crowned One.
“Are you with us now? Are you ready to die, you infernal bastards? Are you ready to-“
The Crowned One was interrupted by a booming noise from the hole that tore Smallmouths wits to shreds. It was similar to the cry of Old Azazel, but much deeper and ten times louder and angrier. It was as if a freight train was blaring its horn and slamming its brakes at the same time.
“NOW MY BROTHERS!! STRIKE THE BEAST OF HELL WITH YOUR SPEARS! NOW!!!”
The Red People all threw their weapons down into the smoking hole. The hellish noise from within stopped in an instant. The Red People crowded closer to the edge of the hole, waiting for the smoke to clear. The Crowned One walked over to them, putting his black gloved hand on the shoulder of the nearest man.
“Oh, Brothers. Oh my dear, dear Brothers. Your acts tonight have rid the earth of a Great and Powerful Evil…”
Before he could continue, a fully enraged and re-inspired bellow thrust itself up and out of the hole like a serrated blade. Much, much louder and angrier than before. The Red People were taken aback in terror. Suddenly, from within the hole, a large head emerged and gaped a huge, disgusting maw up at the crowd. The head was burned black and its eyes were half boiled white and without pupils. It shrieked out that most terrible noise as if it didn’t need oxygen.
“There’s no way” Smallmouth heard himself say under his breath.
All in one motion, the beast leaped out of the hole, and turned to face its attackers. It was Old Azazel, except swollen with burnt mass. It appeared to have grown a half a size at least. Three spears stuck out of its sizzling, charcoal colored back. It snapped its gigantic jaws at the Red People, who shuddered in horror. The Crowned One spoke:
“DO NOT RELENT BROTHERS!! ATTACK!! ATTACK THE BRUTE!!”
He pulled his pistol back out of his cloak and fired the remaining three rounds on the new and horrible black burnt Old Azazel. The beast’s cloudy boiled egg eyes shot open along with its unnaturally stretched jaws. It took the three bullets as if they were tennis balls. At the speed of a charging grizzly and with multiple times the power Old Azazel raged over to The Crowned One and dove onto him mouth first, putting both front hooves on his chest as he was knocked down. The Crowned One cried out in a shockingly high pitched wail, like a man being electrocuted. The Beast bit right into the soft of his belly, and began to shake him around like an Orca trying to separate a seal from its pelt.
“OH GOD!!!! AHHHHHH GOD OHHHHH!!! HELP ME!!!! NOOOO!!!! OH GOD HELP ME!!!! MAMA!!!! OHHHH!!! MAMA!!!!!”
The beast ate and ate and shook and shook and tore and broke and destroyed while the Crowned One lost more and more of his body, all while crying out to the sky at the top of his punctured lungs. The other Red People sprinted to the black Dodge Ram, opened its doors and piled inside. Smallmouth heard it crank up and it began to speedily turn around and race away from the fire and back toward the road. The beast unhooked from the Crowned One and let out another ghastly roar of victory before biting into his neck, ending his screaming forever. The beast then left his half devoured body and began a tremendous and terrible charge after the truck, which was greatly slowed down by the trailer. Smallmouth put his face down as the beast passed him by only about 10 feet on its way to the truck, which had just made it back to the road and was using every RPM possible to get away from the demon charged killing machine on its heels. Smallmouth turned around to watch both parties disappear down the road, the echoes of that great and evil blasting noise stabbing his ears again. He remained on his stomach in the tall, snowy grass for another two minutes as he normalized his breath and tried to make any sense of what he just witnessed.
Eventually he slowly rose up and looked to make sure that terrible thing was indeed out of the area. No signs of life or death from up at the road. The danger was at least a couple miles away by now. Smallmouth then turned back toward the fire and to the dominated body of the Crowned One. He carefully walked up closer and closer. To his amazement he heard wheezy noises coming from the emptied out torso of the man, a scattering of insides and flesh and blood strewn all around him. Troubled, rattling breaths escaped from under the red clothed head, whose crown of thorns had flown off in the attack. Most of the red cloak had been ripped to shreds, and all that remained covered were his shoulders and above. The cloth slowly ebbed and flowed with breath. Smallmouth could not believe this man was still alive. His entire digestive system was eviscerated and his ribs were exposed. Smallmouth knelt down beside him and lifted his cloak over his head to let him at least breathe his last in the open air.
Smallmouth let out a gasp. This man had a face that Smallmouth knew very well. He recognized him immediately from the old church he worked at. The clean shaven face. The short, silver hair. The sharp nose. This was a man that had joined his church two weeks before the schism. He never spoke in church but it was rumored he would meet at the homes of different members and try to sway them to his strange ideas. He was the one rumored to have led the radical faction somewhere in the middle of the woods. To Smallmouth, it was all starting to make more sense.
“I know you,” Smallmouth said softly, “I know who you are. You tore a church in half didn’t you? You’re the crazy guy that split up my ole church! What the hell have you done?”
The man struggled to breathe and tried his best to spit up a couple of words. His neck had deep lacerations that flowed with escaping life.
“I…I…I…uhh…I only…I only…I only did what I believed…” he whispered before a wet, stifled breath.
“What did you do?!!!” Smallmouth grew angry, and his voice followed suit. This man had ruined his job and now he had unleashed something horrifying on his neighborhood. He had tampered with things that man has no business tampering with.
“I…I…I have…have…I have failed, Smallmouth Bassett” the man croaked. Smallmouth couldn’t believe he had bothered to remember his name.
“I have failed. I have failed. God help you all…” with that the man’s face fell and he let out one last slow exhale before all was still.
Smallmouth got back on his feet and looked away from the dead man and toward the fire, which towered and raged in the reflection of his eyes.
“Oh no…oh no…oh no” he said in between terrified breaths.
Then another though hit him like a wrecking ball.
“Uncle Chuck…”
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2024.05.18 01:33 SamMorrisHorror Them Devils Pt. 1

On the night when it all happened a young man called Smallmouth found himself in quite a pickle. He shivered and paced clumsily all over the second story porch of a cabin that used to be very nice, which overlooked a snowy down-sloping field that used to be kept up properly and carefully. He was already six packs deep into a carton of cigarettes he had bought only two days ago from a Casey’s General Store on his way up. He could recall the look on the young woman’s face at the register when he asked for a carton of Parliament Menthols, her eyes showing one blink of humorous surprise and another couple blinks of obvious concern, which faded to professional indifference as she rang in the sweet, icy killers. Smallmouth stopped his nervous dallying when he caught himself in the kitchen window; a large, shadowy figure sulking between the inside lights and the cold, almost glowing world downhill. His eyes still on his murky reflection, he patted his coat pockets for his seventh pack, pulling it out and smacking it against his left palm before cracking open and lighting it at his mouth. In a slow, warm flash, he could briefly see his own face in the window.
“Oh man, it’s bad” , he thought to himself.
He hadn’t shaved in weeks and his beard grew coarse and thick. A face that his mother had once called handsome had become a clean plate covered in steel wool. Well, maybe not so clean. Under and around his eyes were the obvious bruising of sleeplessness and his skin had lost its lively color and clarity of yesteryear.
“Ughhh” he groaned, turning away from the window to look over the porch and into the freezing, beckoning night.
The pickle that Jeremy “Smallmouth” Bassett found himself in involved his uncle, and his uncle’s evening logistics, to be precise. Smallmouth had been kicked out of his parents home on December 27th due to a slight misunderstanding at 2am when he believed the living room Christmas tree to be the downstairs bathroom. He had passed out on the couch after drinking a fire pit full of crushed Hamm’s cans and his brain tried desperately to get him up and to the nearby toilet. His little sister Stacy was tucked in fast asleep on a loveseat by the tree when she was brutally torn from her sugarplum dreams to hear the terrible hiss of Smallmouth’s folly. She screamed, the parents woke up, and, well, there you go. After well over three strikes, Smallmouth’s temporary residence had come to an end, and he was thrown to his mother’s brother’s cabin to dry up and straighten out before he could ever even be considered to return.
“You two deserve to live together. He can’t say no either because he owes me a lot more than this!” Smallmouth’s mother had screeched over him as he sat at the kitchen table the following morning with a cold bag of peas against his throbbing right temple. “You go there and you GET RIGHT!! I don’t care how long it takes just clean up your act and MAKE something of yourself! And for goodness sake tell Chuck to do the same, while he still has time!”
Yes, Uncle Chuck had his own shelf full of good time problems, and that’s what put Smallmouth in a bind tonight as he pondered over the white yonder that led to a black nothing, a black nothing that in the daylight pretended to be a forest. At night, it showed its true nature, an endless world of dark secrets and aching regret. At least that’s how Smallmouth saw it in this moment.
Chuck had gone down to the ranch he worked on for a New Years party with his work buddies. They liked to gather at the big barn where all of the vehicles and equipment were kept, sitting around a card table passing out stories about women and other trophy game that were either outright lied about or illegally poached. Oh, and they also liked to pass the bottle around. Therein lied the conundrum for Smallmouth.
Uncle Chuck was many things, but one thing he wasn’t was a drunk driver. Chuck’s wife Rebecca had been struck and killed by a drunk driver almost ten years ago when she was out jogging the back roads early one morning. Everyone assumed that’s what led him to his openly hard drinking and sneakily pill popping ways in the first place. For Chuck, most nights were kept at home, parked in front of a TV watching old westerns and cleaning out a full bottle of Wild Turkey 101 before snoring in his recliner. On the few nights he would go out, he would always call a ride if things got out of hand. As you can imagine, he tends to need a ride home.
“I should be home bout 11:30. Service ain’t so good up there near the barn so if it gets bout 11:15-11:20 and I ain’t home, go head and do me a favor and come grab me son.” Chuck had told Smallmouth before he left, closing the warped screen door behind him.
Smallmouth had spent the evening trying his best to stay entertained without the help of any chemical enhancement. His family’s anger and resentment really struck him and this time he was determined to truly get right and get his life back on the rails. He was 29 years old. He had gone through college clean as a whistle, bright and driven, receiving his MBA with plans to work his way up in a promising career in business. That worked for a couple years. Then he found a calling in ministry, deciding to quit the corporate world to fill an opening of a tiny country church in the area. They needed a deacon who could take care of things around the building and assist in the worship service. He wasn’t much for public speaking, haven been given the nickname Smallmouth at a young age due to his soft spoken nature, but he could pass plates and give a hushed prayer every now and then. He liked to mow and paint and help old ladies up the stairs. The quiet country life was really nice for him, for a while. Strange, radical ideas eventually spread through the church though, and half of its members left overnight to form their own congregation. Its funding cut in half, the church had to close its doors and the other members absorbed into other churches. Smallmouth rarely ever saw the people that had departed from the church, but rumors creeped that they met at an old abandoned building deep in the woods, performing all sorts of different acts and rituals that would purify themselves and destroy all evils. Nevertheless, Smallmouth was out of work and picked up shifts bartending at a small town dive. His soft fortitude was no match for the booze and drugs and women that would pass through there and soon he was out the door. That landed him mooching off of his parents, draining their sanity and eventually draining himself on their Christmas tree. The last strike.
So there he was all night, waiting up for uncle Chuck. He was two days clean of everything except caffeine and nicotine, a major improvement. He felt a boost of hope and confidence the first morning after a sober nights sleep. He found the mornings to be the best parts of the day. At least he had coffee and cigarettes to get him out of bed. That would wear off quickly and the rest of the day was filled with trying to find distractions until the sun set about 5pm. Then he would watch a movie or two with Chuck. Last night he had been able to call it early and go to sleep at 7pm shortly after Chuck started sawing logs in front of True Grit (the original John Wayne version of course). Tonight he saw 7pm struggle and churn into 8…….8:13……..8:48……9:05……9:29………..9:31………9:52……..9:58……….10:11…….10:12 (oh cmon)……10:27…….10:56…….and finally 11:08. It was like the clock was a 35 year old four cylinder engine oiled with crunchy peanut butter. Now, crunch time sat in the cold air as Smallmouth finished his cigarette and stewed over his decision. He really didn’t feel like going down to the barn and getting Chuck, even though it was only a couple miles. In the infancy of his sobriety he found the smallest of choices and activities to seem dire and at the very least upsettingly out of his way. Surely Chuck can get himself home on his own, right?
“No. Who knows if someone’s Aunt Rebecca or grandmother or son is out there on the road tonight” he thought.
As much as he had tried to screw up his life, Smallmouth usually knew what the right decision would be, even if he so often refused to listen. It was there ever so clearly on this New Year’s Eve, wailing in the back row of his mind like a misbehaved child during a church sermon. Smallmouth left the porch and went inside to grab his keys.
He walked out to his truck, got in, cranked it, let it sit down to one rpm, and started down the gravel driveway, which led to the gravel county road that Chuck and his few and far between neighbors lived on. He got to the mailbox and suddenly shot his attention up the road, where headlights revealed themselves out of the deep dark. It was rare to see any cars this far down Chuck’s road. In fact, there were no other houses to the right of Chuck’s cabin, spare for a couple of empty ones that were condemned but were attached to a lot of forest property.
Smallmouth squinted his eyes as a large black Dodge Ram 3500 came barreling by with a livestock trailer. Even inside his own truck he could hear a terrible noise coming from that trailer. He recognized it instantly as a pig squeal.
“The hell?” He whispered as the truck and trailer tore down the road, going around a nearby corner and out of sight. He couldn’t guess what on earth that could be about at this hour, and especially since nobody lived down there anyway. He shrugged it off though, and turned left out of the driveway, headed for drunk Uncle Chuck down at the ranch.
Ten minutes and a couple of snowy country miles later Smallmouth found himself through the metal gate of the ranch and up to the main barn, where a couple of smiling ranch hands had Chuck held up between them just outside one of two closed garage doors. A lamppost nearby cast a glow of debauchery on all of their faces, especially Chuck’s. Smallmouth got out and walked up to them smiling and shaking his head.
“Well well well…” he said with a slight laugh.
“Your Uncle put on one hell of a clinic tonight ‘Mouth” one of the hands said.
“I…..I….I don’t know what they’re tawlkin bout son” Chuck slang out before a high pitched giggle.
“I got another couple rounds in me I thinks!”
Smallmouth laughed.
“Yeah I ain’t so sure about that uncle! Let’s get on home now and let these fellas get on too.”
“Y’alright alright” Chuck said as Smallmouth took him from his buddies arms into one of his own and led him to the passenger seat of his truck.
“Happy New Years boys!!! Let’s do it all again okay?” He hollered to his waving buddies as they drove back away from the barn and through the metal gate toward home.
“You have a good time Uncle?”
“Oh…ohhh…I reckon I showed those boys how to do it” Another childish giggle.
A light snow shower seasoned the cold air as the truck rolled down the gravel country road. In the yellow headlights it made a pleasant white noise for the eyes. Chuck put his hands up staggered and vertically, fingers together and outstretched, pointing out in front of the truck down the road like he was aiming up for a rifle shot. He closed one eye.
“Straight as an arrow ole son. You’re good at this.”
“I ain’t drunk pops” Smallmouth chuckled.
“Sure ya are. Everybody’s drunk son. Even people that ain’t drink. Ticket is to get drunk on good stuff” Chuck’s face calmed from a goofy grin as he kept his eyes out front into the slow swirling tube of visible night.
“You sound like you’re drunk on some pretty damn good stuff” Smallmouth retorted as they shared a look and a good laugh.
“Suppose’n you ain’t wrong. Gotta work on that just like you are. Proud o’ you for a couple days clean man. We’ll get right. We’ll get right. All I meant was that man is born to get drunk on somethin’ or other. What I mean is God. Man is born to get drunk on his God.” Chuck said as Smallmouth shot him a raised eyebrow look of confusion.
“Once God gets ya drunk then you’re home free ol’ son. That distillery is never ending eternal forever. That land flows with whiskey and honey.” They both shared another laugh.
“Okay okay I think I somewhat understand now Uncle.”
They rode in a few seconds of comfortable silence before Chuck put his hands up in an aim position down the road again.
“You know…man….man….man has a GOVERNOR…..you know that right?”
“A what? A governor?”
“That’s right a GOVERNOR…that’s right…a little bitty device in his brain that keeps him on the road…keeps him from turning right off into the dark. You ever hear that little voice that tells you you can turn off into the ditch…into oncomin’ traffic? Tells you you can shoot your buddy instead of the deer? That you can jump off the top of the building and onto the pavement when you’re up there enjoying the view?”
“I…uh…I don’t know…I mean maybe? Pretty sure those are intrusive thoughts and they’re normal.”
“Well whatever they are that’s what the governor is for. Keeps ya straight. Keeps ya from harmin nothin.”
“Alright man, alright.”
They pulled back into Chuck’s driveway and parked. Smallmouth helped his uncle out of the truck and up into the cabin, snow starting to color the roof and pile against the side of the house near the door. Arms locked Smallmouth propped open the screen door, opened the inner door, and led Chuck through the kitchen and to his bedroom. Chuck layed down on his camo comforter with a deep, long exhale.
“Ahhhh yes……yes” he whispered with a smile.
“I love ya son…I’m glad you’re heeeeere. Let’s get better….your mom needs it…..stay in the Lord’s light son…don’t let them devils get ya….let’s get better….lets….” He was off into the distant deep ether almost immediately, and his mouth hung open.
“Goodnight uncle…love ya too.” Smallmouth patted the bed twice before walking over and closing the bedroom door behind him.
He went and sat at the kitchen table. He regretted his behavior earlier in the night. How it pained him to have to stay up a little later to go help out his uncle.
“Cmon…” he whispered.
He agreed with Chuck. He was here to get better. To do better. Maybe Chuck was right. If he couldn’t get drunk off booze, it was time to pick something else to drink. Better things. Maybe even God? Smallmouth hadn’t paid much mind to God since his church job fell through. God surely hadn’t been there for him these last few years when he was at his lowest. Or was He there the whole time? Had Smallmouth just ignored Him? These things floated heavily in his mind and soon he realized he had been staring at the front door for several minutes. Had he even blinked? Then something else came to mind.
“Wait hold up”
That truck and trailer from earlier. What WAS that? He meant to bring it up to the ranch hands. They would’ve seen it come barreling down the road right by their front gate. Oh he wished he had brought that up to them. Oh well. It’s probably nothing. Smallmouth looked at the clock. 12:12.
“Happy New Year old boy.” He said to himself.
He sat for a moment in the warm kitchen light, his eyes not leaving the front door. Well, he’s up this late already, why not go run down and check on the abandoned properties?
No…no…it can wait. It’s probably nothing. Right?
Wrong. There’s that wailing kid in the back pew of his mind again. Come on kid can’t you just be quiet and listen to the sermon? No, no it can’t. It must be heard. Always. He knew he had to go check it out.
“Ughhhh FINE!” Smallmouth got up and grabbed his truck keys, patted to make sure his cigarettes were still there, and was out the door again.
The snow shower had ended. As he pulled up to the edge of the drive, he stalled for a moment and peaked out as far to the right as he could down the dark road. Nothing. It wasn’t very far to the end of that road, where two out of service mailboxes should’ve stood in a small cul-de-sac if it weren’t for teenagers beating them to splinters. Can’t really blame them either. Smallmouth considered his plan. Whether or not that truck belonged to the landowner down there, he shouldn’t feel like he needs to sneak around. He is merely a concerned neighbor after all. He began down the road and around that same corner the stranger disappeared earlier.
After a couple of slow, curious minutes Smallmouth could see the evidence of a great big fire in the near distance, beyond where the road ended. Through the bare trees and against the snow it cast orange and red that could surely be seen a mile in every direction, that is, if there were anyone there to see it.
Slightly intimidated, Smallmouth decided to turn off his headlights and let the fire guide him as he slowed up to 5mph and gently crackled his last few yards of gravel up to the remnants of the nearest mailbox post. It seemed the fire was on the land of the farther property, whose mailbox posthole was about 30 feet from where he came to a stop and parked his truck. Smallmouth turned it off and quietly got out into the cold. He crouched down as he walked over to the farther driveway, getting down on one knee to give it a stealthy closer look.
The abandoned property boasted a busted up trailer that sat pitifully about 500 feet from the mailbox memorial. Beyond that was a good ten acres of field that ended at the forest edge, which marked the beginning of thousands of acres of wildlife refuge. As Smallmouth peered on, it was obvious that the fire was way out in that field, blocked by the old trailer, which wore the hot light and columns of smoke on it like a devilish crown. Given the cover, Smallmouth crept over to the trailer and started easing around the right side.
Rounding the corner he noticed a propane tank that would be perfect for hiding behind and getting the best look he could at the mysterious activity. He got down on his belly and crawled his way over to the tank, before sitting up and peeking slowly over the top and out into the field.
Way down there, a couple acres away from the tree line, was a huge fire, made up of about fifty wooden pallets. It raged and lit up the whole field like it was just the beginning of sunset. Somewhat near the fire was the black Dodge Ram 3500 and trailer. Smallmouth could see a group of people dressed in all red, as if covered in bloody bedsheets from head to toe, circled around a crude cage, seemingly fastened together by pieces of metal fencing. They stood still as the pines, and twice as silent. Smallmouth, in a rare moment of curious courage, decided he had to get closer. He got back on his stomach and began to crawl through the cold, knee high grass.
Using the fire light as his North Star he crawled and crawled, feeling his hands, clothes, and beard get wet with snow. He didn’t care. Something was up that wasn’t normal, wasn’t right. He could feel it in his cold gut. When he thought he was close enough without giving himself away he planted his palms and ever so slowly raised his torso up into a weak push up to try and see out. He was glad he didn’t go any further. He may have been too close already.
He was close enough to read the name of the truck and count the holes in the livestock trailer. There were seven strangers in red sheets all around the makeshift cage, all holding long spears. One of the figures had a crown of black thorns on his head. They all had two eyeholes and one hole for the mouth. They didn’t move a muscle for the longest time, before the Crowned One forcibly touched the end of his spear to the ground.
“Now is the time, Brother and Farmer Abraham…there is no more for us in waiting.”
Smallmouth had just noticed the passenger window to the black Dodge was down, and he could hear the driver door open and soon saw a normal looking older man in a ball cap at the back of the trailer. He was holding a leash of some sort. He opened up the trailer and whistled into the dark of it. After a couple of loud, heavy thuds a gigantic, and I mean GIGANTIC Yorkshire pig came slowly shrugging out of the trailer. It was light pink in color but filthy, and gave wet sounding oinks as it came to the man’s hands expecting food. The thing must’ve weighed 1500 pounds, and at least ten feet long. It actually had to lower its head to reach the man’s hands, its ears coming up to the man’s chest. Smallmouth couldn’t believe his eyes. The man reached in his pocket and revealed a handful of some type of feed, which he tossed on the ground at the pig. It started right in as the man fixed a collar on the pigs girthy neck, then attaching a leash. The pig gave a slight squeal.
“Good girl, good girl…cmon now” the man called Farmer Abraham sweetly coaxed the animal. He gave his end of the leash a tug and the monstrous swine reluctantly left its food and followed the man over close to the Crowned One. The fire raged and raged nearby, throwing crazy shadows all over the place.
“What have you brought us, Brother and Farmer Abraham?”
“Yeah, uh, this is Old Azazel, she’s been in my family for years, man.”
The Crowned One dropped his spear and knelt down to the jowls of the hog, the dark holes of his eyes meeting those of the animal. The other red cloaked figures remained statuesque around the cage.
“Ah, yes, Old Azazel, hello. You are to be of great importance in the history of the Earth tonight, old friend.”
The Crowned One got back up to address Brother and Father Abraham, who seemed obviously put off, yet submissive.
“And is this Old Azazel a natural specimen? Is it fed only of the earth and the filths therein?”
“Yessir, I’d reckon so.”
“This is necessary for a proper sacrifice, Brother and Farmer Abraham. You may only bring your best, your cleanest, your most dear to the alter of the Almighty.”
“I understand.”
“May I take her now?”
The farmer gave his end of the leash to the black gloved left hand of the Crowned One. The Crowned one stood with it for almost a full minute in total stillness and silence. The only noise Smallmouth could hear was the sloppy smacks and oinks from Old Azazel. The farmer anxiously waited, wringing his hands expecting the next move from the Crowned One.
“Turn away, Brother and Farmer Abraham. Turn away from us and toward the fire now.” The Crowned One finally spoke.
“Phew, alright. We’re still good on our deal? Do you still promise to make my little girl better? Like you said?” The farmer asked, with some hopeful desperation.
“Turn now.”
“Well okay” the farmer turned his back to the Crowned One and toward the fire.
“I can assure you with all of the knowledge in my mind and in my heart, you will never see your daughter sick again in this lifetime, Brother and Father Abraham. You may find peace and solace in this truth.”
The farmer nodded in relief as he looked upon the fire. Smallmouth, taking it all in with great confusion, could see a smile on the farmers fire lit face, and turned back to the Crowned One just in time to see him reach under his red garment and pull out a pistol and shoot a round into the back of the farmers head, blowing his cap off, which frisbeed down near his shaking, crumpled body. Old Azazel threw a fit immediately, screaming and trying her best to flee. The Crowned One held the immense beast with one hand, and with seemingly little effort. The other red clothed figures finally made noise, laughing deep and heartily around the cage. The Crowned One, keeping Old Azazel close, walked over to the doubled over farmer, putting two more bullets into his head, essentially hollowing it out into a carnal mess. The farmers shaking mercifully stopped.
Smallmouth had to slam his forearm up to his mouth to muffle the scream that would’ve come out and blown his cover. His eyes were flown wide open and his arms were shivering.
The Crowned One put the pistol back under his red cloak and led the great pig, still squealing as high pitched and piercing as the human ear can withstand, over to the mouth of the cage, which was opened by the nearest red clothed stranger. Old Azazel flew in to the cage, having been unleashed by The Crowned One. It struggled around the cage, which was no bigger than 15x15 feet, giving it no room to get comfortable. It circled the inner perimeter, showing impressive speed for such a large animal. It squealed and squealed. The sound stung Smallmouths ears, and he covered them with his hands. He was still out of sight in the tall grass. The Red People around the cage laughed at the hogs entrapment. The Crowned One raised a hand to signal silence. The Red People were still and quiet again.
“Now, my brothers, the sacrificial gift is in our possession. Tonight…is a HOLY NIGHT.” The Crowned One raised his voice as if getting to the climax of a fire and brimstone sermon.
“TONIGHT…WE WILL DESTROY WHAT WAS ONCE CAST OUT BUT NEVER VANQUISHED!! WE WILL RID THE EARTH OF A GREAT ARMY!! AN ARMY OF HELL THAT HAS FAR TOO LONG ROAMED AND SICKENED OUR LANDS AND KILLED OUR LOVES!! TONIGHT…WE WILL DESTROY THE DESTROYERS…THE LEGION OF SATANS SOLDIERS BORN JUST AFTER THE GARDEN OF EDEN FELL…”
The Crowned One fell to his knees, his arms up and stretched toward the frozen sky. A mighty wind began blowing at Smallmouths back. He had to lower his head as it roared over him. After a moment it calmed and he was able to lift up again to see. Winds from all corners of the field met at the cage, swirling over it in a great snowy funnel that led up to the clouds. Old Azazel screamed and screamed from the cage.
“I SEE YOU VILLIANS!! I HEAR YOU HOSTS OF HELL!! I KNOW YOU LIVE IN THESE TREES!! I KNOW YOU COWER WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!! SHOW YOURSELF!! TAKE THE BODY OF THIS ANIMAL THAT I HAVE SET BEFORE YOU!! TAKE IT NOW!! TAKE IT NOW AND FACE ME!! TAKE IT NOW!! TAKE IT NOW!! TAKE I-“
The Crowned One’s vocal cord shredding performance was cut short by a single burst of black lightning that shot down from the middle of the snowy funnel cloud that surrounded the cage. The Crowned One and all the Red People were thrown several feet back from the blast. Thunder immediately exploded across the field. Smallmouth buried his face as the force and sound raced over him. Ears ringing, he kept his face down for a few seconds. He squinted back up to the strike zone.
The strange black lightning had blown the cage completely apart. Two of The Red People had been hit with the metal fencing. One laid motionless. The other gargled in pain as he put a hand to the pole that was sticking out of his sternum, having penetrated all the way through. His legs buckled and he fell forward, the end of the pole hitting the ground first and propping him up for a moment, before his body slowly slid down to the ground around the metal. He went silent. The other four Red People, yelling in surprise, gathered themselves, looking to the charred hole in the ground where Old Azazel should be, right in the center where the cage used to stand. The Crowned One got to his feet and picked up his spear.
“My brothers, gather your arms…” the Crowned One whispered, breathing heavily under his red cloak.
“The work is not over…”
The four remaining Red People grabbed their spears and slowly walked over to the burnt, smoking hole, holding an attack pose over it until further instructions were given.
“Are you with us, you age old tormentors?” This was the first time Smallmouth could hear fear in the tired voice of the Crowned One.
“Are you with us now? Are you ready to die, you infernal bastards? Are you ready to-“
The Crowned One was interrupted by a booming noise from the hole that tore Smallmouths wits to shreds. It was similar to the cry of Old Azazel, but much deeper and ten times louder and angrier. It was as if a freight train was blaring its horn and slamming its brakes at the same time.
“NOW MY BROTHERS!! STRIKE THE BEAST OF HELL WITH YOUR SPEARS! NOW!!!”
The Red People all threw their weapons down into the smoking hole. The hellish noise from within stopped in an instant. The Red People crowded closer to the edge of the hole, waiting for the smoke to clear. The Crowned One walked over to them, putting his black gloved hand on the shoulder of the nearest man.
“Oh, Brothers. Oh my dear, dear Brothers. Your acts tonight have rid the earth of a Great and Powerful Evil…”
Before he could continue, a fully enraged and re-inspired bellow thrust itself up and out of the hole like a serrated blade. Much, much louder and angrier than before. The Red People were taken aback in terror. Suddenly, from within the hole, a large head emerged and gaped a huge, disgusting maw up at the crowd. The head was burned black and its eyes were half boiled white and without pupils. It shrieked out that most terrible noise as if it didn’t need oxygen.
“There’s no way” Smallmouth heard himself say under his breath.
All in one motion, the beast leaped out of the hole, and turned to face its attackers. It was Old Azazel, except swollen with burnt mass. It appeared to have grown a half a size at least. Three spears stuck out of its sizzling, charcoal colored back. It snapped its gigantic jaws at the Red People, who shuddered in horror. The Crowned One spoke:
“DO NOT RELENT BROTHERS!! ATTACK!! ATTACK THE BRUTE!!”
He pulled his pistol back out of his cloak and fired the remaining three rounds on the new and horrible black burnt Old Azazel. The beast’s cloudy boiled egg eyes shot open along with its unnaturally stretched jaws. It took the three bullets as if they were tennis balls. At the speed of a charging grizzly and with multiple times the power Old Azazel raged over to The Crowned One and dove onto him mouth first, putting both front hooves on his chest as he was knocked down. The Crowned One cried out in a shockingly high pitched wail, like a man being electrocuted. The Beast bit right into the soft of his belly, and began to shake him around like an Orca trying to separate a seal from its pelt.
“OH GOD!!!! AHHHHHH GOD OHHHHH!!! HELP ME!!!! NOOOO!!!! OH GOD HELP ME!!!! MAMA!!!! OHHHH!!! MAMA!!!!!”
The beast ate and ate and shook and shook and tore and broke and destroyed while the Crowned One lost more and more of his body, all while crying out to the sky at the top of his punctured lungs. The other Red People sprinted to the black Dodge Ram, opened its doors and piled inside. Smallmouth heard it crank up and it began to speedily turn around and race away from the fire and back toward the road. The beast unhooked from the Crowned One and let out another ghastly roar of victory before biting into his neck, ending his screaming forever. The beast then left his half devoured body and began a tremendous and terrible charge after the truck, which was greatly slowed down by the trailer. Smallmouth put his face down as the beast passed him by only about 10 feet on its way to the truck, which had just made it back to the road and was using every RPM possible to get away from the demon charged killing machine on its heels. Smallmouth turned around to watch both parties disappear down the road, the echoes of that great and evil blasting noise stabbing his ears again. He remained on his stomach in the tall, snowy grass for another two minutes as he normalized his breath and tried to make any sense of what he just witnessed.
Eventually he slowly rose up and looked to make sure that terrible thing was indeed out of the area. No signs of life or death from up at the road. The danger was at least a couple miles away by now. Smallmouth then turned back toward the fire and to the dominated body of the Crowned One. He carefully walked up closer and closer. To his amazement he heard wheezy noises coming from the emptied out torso of the man, a scattering of insides and flesh and blood strewn all around him. Troubled, rattling breaths escaped from under the red clothed head, whose crown of thorns had flown off in the attack. Most of the red cloak had been ripped to shreds, and all that remained covered were his shoulders and above. The cloth slowly ebbed and flowed with breath. Smallmouth could not believe this man was still alive. His entire digestive system was eviscerated and his ribs were exposed. Smallmouth knelt down beside him and lifted his cloak over his head to let him at least breathe his last in the open air.
Smallmouth let out a gasp. This man had a face that Smallmouth knew very well. He recognized him immediately from the old church he worked at. The clean shaven face. The short, silver hair. The sharp nose. This was a man that had joined his church two weeks before the schism. He never spoke in church but it was rumored he would meet at the homes of different members and try to sway them to his strange ideas. He was the one rumored to have led the radical faction somewhere in the middle of the woods. To Smallmouth, it was all starting to make more sense.
“I know you,” Smallmouth said softly, “I know who you are. You tore a church in half didn’t you? You’re the crazy guy that split up my ole church! What the hell have you done?”
The man struggled to breathe and tried his best to spit up a couple of words. His neck had deep lacerations that flowed with escaping life.
“I…I…I…uhh…I only…I only…I only did what I believed…” he whispered before a wet, stifled breath.
“What did you do?!!!” Smallmouth grew angry, and his voice followed suit. This man had ruined his job and now he had unleashed something horrifying on his neighborhood. He had tampered with things that man has no business tampering with.
“I…I…I have…have…I have failed, Smallmouth Bassett” the man croaked. Smallmouth couldn’t believe he had bothered to remember his name.
“I have failed. I have failed. God help you all…” with that the man’s face fell and he let out one last slow exhale before all was still.
Smallmouth got back on his feet and looked away from the dead man and toward the fire, which towered and raged in the reflection of his eyes.
“Oh no…oh no…oh no” he said in between terrified breaths.
Then another though hit him like a wrecking ball.
“Uncle Chuck…”
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2024.05.18 01:32 SamMorrisHorror Them Devils Pt. 1

On the night when it all happened a young man called Smallmouth found himself in quite a pickle. He shivered and paced clumsily all over the second story porch of a cabin that used to be very nice, which overlooked a snowy down-sloping field that used to be kept up properly and carefully. He was already six packs deep into a carton of cigarettes he had bought only two days ago from a Casey’s General Store on his way up. He could recall the look on the young woman’s face at the register when he asked for a carton of Parliament Menthols, her eyes showing one blink of humorous surprise and another couple blinks of obvious concern, which faded to professional indifference as she rang in the sweet, icy killers. Smallmouth stopped his nervous dallying when he caught himself in the kitchen window; a large, shadowy figure sulking between the inside lights and the cold, almost glowing world downhill. His eyes still on his murky reflection, he patted his coat pockets for his seventh pack, pulling it out and smacking it against his left palm before cracking open and lighting it at his mouth. In a slow, warm flash, he could briefly see his own face in the window.
“Oh man, it’s bad” , he thought to himself.
He hadn’t shaved in weeks and his beard grew coarse and thick. A face that his mother had once called handsome had become a clean plate covered in steel wool. Well, maybe not so clean. Under and around his eyes were the obvious bruising of sleeplessness and his skin had lost its lively color and clarity of yesteryear.
“Ughhh” he groaned, turning away from the window to look over the porch and into the freezing, beckoning night.
The pickle that Jeremy “Smallmouth” Bassett found himself in involved his uncle, and his uncle’s evening logistics, to be precise. Smallmouth had been kicked out of his parents home on December 27th due to a slight misunderstanding at 2am when he believed the living room Christmas tree to be the downstairs bathroom. He had passed out on the couch after drinking a fire pit full of crushed Hamm’s cans and his brain tried desperately to get him up and to the nearby toilet. His little sister Stacy was tucked in fast asleep on a loveseat by the tree when she was brutally torn from her sugarplum dreams to hear the terrible hiss of Smallmouth’s folly. She screamed, the parents woke up, and, well, there you go. After well over three strikes, Smallmouth’s temporary residence had come to an end, and he was thrown to his mother’s brother’s cabin to dry up and straighten out before he could ever even be considered to return.
“You two deserve to live together. He can’t say no either because he owes me a lot more than this!” Smallmouth’s mother had screeched over him as he sat at the kitchen table the following morning with a cold bag of peas against his throbbing right temple. “You go there and you GET RIGHT!! I don’t care how long it takes just clean up your act and MAKE something of yourself! And for goodness sake tell Chuck to do the same, while he still has time!”
Yes, Uncle Chuck had his own shelf full of good time problems, and that’s what put Smallmouth in a bind tonight as he pondered over the white yonder that led to a black nothing, a black nothing that in the daylight pretended to be a forest. At night, it showed its true nature, an endless world of dark secrets and aching regret. At least that’s how Smallmouth saw it in this moment.
Chuck had gone down to the ranch he worked on for a New Years party with his work buddies. They liked to gather at the big barn where all of the vehicles and equipment were kept, sitting around a card table passing out stories about women and other trophy game that were either outright lied about or illegally poached. Oh, and they also liked to pass the bottle around. Therein lied the conundrum for Smallmouth.
Uncle Chuck was many things, but one thing he wasn’t was a drunk driver. Chuck’s wife Rebecca had been struck and killed by a drunk driver almost ten years ago when she was out jogging the back roads early one morning. Everyone assumed that’s what led him to his openly hard drinking and sneakily pill popping ways in the first place. For Chuck, most nights were kept at home, parked in front of a TV watching old westerns and cleaning out a full bottle of Wild Turkey 101 before snoring in his recliner. On the few nights he would go out, he would always call a ride if things got out of hand. As you can imagine, he tends to need a ride home.
“I should be home bout 11:30. Service ain’t so good up there near the barn so if it gets bout 11:15-11:20 and I ain’t home, go head and do me a favor and come grab me son.” Chuck had told Smallmouth before he left, closing the warped screen door behind him.
Smallmouth had spent the evening trying his best to stay entertained without the help of any chemical enhancement. His family’s anger and resentment really struck him and this time he was determined to truly get right and get his life back on the rails. He was 29 years old. He had gone through college clean as a whistle, bright and driven, receiving his MBA with plans to work his way up in a promising career in business. That worked for a couple years. Then he found a calling in ministry, deciding to quit the corporate world to fill an opening of a tiny country church in the area. They needed a deacon who could take care of things around the building and assist in the worship service. He wasn’t much for public speaking, haven been given the nickname Smallmouth at a young age due to his soft spoken nature, but he could pass plates and give a hushed prayer every now and then. He liked to mow and paint and help old ladies up the stairs. The quiet country life was really nice for him, for a while. Strange, radical ideas eventually spread through the church though, and half of its members left overnight to form their own congregation. Its funding cut in half, the church had to close its doors and the other members absorbed into other churches. Smallmouth rarely ever saw the people that had departed from the church, but rumors creeped that they met at an old abandoned building deep in the woods, performing all sorts of different acts and rituals that would purify themselves and destroy all evils. Nevertheless, Smallmouth was out of work and picked up shifts bartending at a small town dive. His soft fortitude was no match for the booze and drugs and women that would pass through there and soon he was out the door. That landed him mooching off of his parents, draining their sanity and eventually draining himself on their Christmas tree. The last strike.
So there he was all night, waiting up for uncle Chuck. He was two days clean of everything except caffeine and nicotine, a major improvement. He felt a boost of hope and confidence the first morning after a sober nights sleep. He found the mornings to be the best parts of the day. At least he had coffee and cigarettes to get him out of bed. That would wear off quickly and the rest of the day was filled with trying to find distractions until the sun set about 5pm. Then he would watch a movie or two with Chuck. Last night he had been able to call it early and go to sleep at 7pm shortly after Chuck started sawing logs in front of True Grit (the original John Wayne version of course). Tonight he saw 7pm struggle and churn into 8…….8:13……..8:48……9:05……9:29………..9:31………9:52……..9:58……….10:11…….10:12 (oh cmon)……10:27…….10:56…….and finally 11:08. It was like the clock was a 35 year old four cylinder engine oiled with crunchy peanut butter. Now, crunch time sat in the cold air as Smallmouth finished his cigarette and stewed over his decision. He really didn’t feel like going down to the barn and getting Chuck, even though it was only a couple miles. In the infancy of his sobriety he found the smallest of choices and activities to seem dire and at the very least upsettingly out of his way. Surely Chuck can get himself home on his own, right?
“No. Who knows if someone’s Aunt Rebecca or grandmother or son is out there on the road tonight” he thought.
As much as he had tried to screw up his life, Smallmouth usually knew what the right decision would be, even if he so often refused to listen. It was there ever so clearly on this New Year’s Eve, wailing in the back row of his mind like a misbehaved child during a church sermon. Smallmouth left the porch and went inside to grab his keys.
He walked out to his truck, got in, cranked it, let it sit down to one rpm, and started down the gravel driveway, which led to the gravel county road that Chuck and his few and far between neighbors lived on. He got to the mailbox and suddenly shot his attention up the road, where headlights revealed themselves out of the deep dark. It was rare to see any cars this far down Chuck’s road. In fact, there were no other houses to the right of Chuck’s cabin, spare for a couple of empty ones that were condemned but were attached to a lot of forest property.
Smallmouth squinted his eyes as a large black Dodge Ram 3500 came barreling by with a livestock trailer. Even inside his own truck he could hear a terrible noise coming from that trailer. He recognized it instantly as a pig squeal.
“The hell?” He whispered as the truck and trailer tore down the road, going around a nearby corner and out of sight. He couldn’t guess what on earth that could be about at this hour, and especially since nobody lived down there anyway. He shrugged it off though, and turned left out of the driveway, headed for drunk Uncle Chuck down at the ranch.
Ten minutes and a couple of snowy country miles later Smallmouth found himself through the metal gate of the ranch and up to the main barn, where a couple of smiling ranch hands had Chuck held up between them just outside one of two closed garage doors. A lamppost nearby cast a glow of debauchery on all of their faces, especially Chuck’s. Smallmouth got out and walked up to them smiling and shaking his head.
“Well well well…” he said with a slight laugh.
“Your Uncle put on one hell of a clinic tonight ‘Mouth” one of the hands said.
“I…..I….I don’t know what they’re tawlkin bout son” Chuck slang out before a high pitched giggle.
“I got another couple rounds in me I thinks!”
Smallmouth laughed.
“Yeah I ain’t so sure about that uncle! Let’s get on home now and let these fellas get on too.”
“Y’alright alright” Chuck said as Smallmouth took him from his buddies arms into one of his own and led him to the passenger seat of his truck.
“Happy New Years boys!!! Let’s do it all again okay?” He hollered to his waving buddies as they drove back away from the barn and through the metal gate toward home.
“You have a good time Uncle?”
“Oh…ohhh…I reckon I showed those boys how to do it” Another childish giggle.
A light snow shower seasoned the cold air as the truck rolled down the gravel country road. In the yellow headlights it made a pleasant white noise for the eyes. Chuck put his hands up staggered and vertically, fingers together and outstretched, pointing out in front of the truck down the road like he was aiming up for a rifle shot. He closed one eye.
“Straight as an arrow ole son. You’re good at this.”
“I ain’t drunk pops” Smallmouth chuckled.
“Sure ya are. Everybody’s drunk son. Even people that ain’t drink. Ticket is to get drunk on good stuff” Chuck’s face calmed from a goofy grin as he kept his eyes out front into the slow swirling tube of visible night.
“You sound like you’re drunk on some pretty damn good stuff” Smallmouth retorted as they shared a look and a good laugh.
“Suppose’n you ain’t wrong. Gotta work on that just like you are. Proud o’ you for a couple days clean man. We’ll get right. We’ll get right. All I meant was that man is born to get drunk on somethin’ or other. What I mean is God. Man is born to get drunk on his God.” Chuck said as Smallmouth shot him a raised eyebrow look of confusion.
“Once God gets ya drunk then you’re home free ol’ son. That distillery is never ending eternal forever. That land flows with whiskey and honey.” They both shared another laugh.
“Okay okay I think I somewhat understand now Uncle.”
They rode in a few seconds of comfortable silence before Chuck put his hands up in an aim position down the road again.
“You know…man….man….man has a GOVERNOR…..you know that right?”
“A what? A governor?”
“That’s right a GOVERNOR…that’s right…a little bitty device in his brain that keeps him on the road…keeps him from turning right off into the dark. You ever hear that little voice that tells you you can turn off into the ditch…into oncomin’ traffic? Tells you you can shoot your buddy instead of the deer? That you can jump off the top of the building and onto the pavement when you’re up there enjoying the view?”
“I…uh…I don’t know…I mean maybe? Pretty sure those are intrusive thoughts and they’re normal.”
“Well whatever they are that’s what the governor is for. Keeps ya straight. Keeps ya from harmin nothin.”
“Alright man, alright.”
They pulled back into Chuck’s driveway and parked. Smallmouth helped his uncle out of the truck and up into the cabin, snow starting to color the roof and pile against the side of the house near the door. Arms locked Smallmouth propped open the screen door, opened the inner door, and led Chuck through the kitchen and to his bedroom. Chuck layed down on his camo comforter with a deep, long exhale.
“Ahhhh yes……yes” he whispered with a smile.
“I love ya son…I’m glad you’re heeeeere. Let’s get better….your mom needs it…..stay in the Lord’s light son…don’t let them devils get ya….let’s get better….lets….” He was off into the distant deep ether almost immediately, and his mouth hung open.
“Goodnight uncle…love ya too.” Smallmouth patted the bed twice before walking over and closing the bedroom door behind him.
He went and sat at the kitchen table. He regretted his behavior earlier in the night. How it pained him to have to stay up a little later to go help out his uncle.
“Cmon…” he whispered.
He agreed with Chuck. He was here to get better. To do better. Maybe Chuck was right. If he couldn’t get drunk off booze, it was time to pick something else to drink. Better things. Maybe even God? Smallmouth hadn’t paid much mind to God since his church job fell through. God surely hadn’t been there for him these last few years when he was at his lowest. Or was He there the whole time? Had Smallmouth just ignored Him? These things floated heavily in his mind and soon he realized he had been staring at the front door for several minutes. Had he even blinked? Then something else came to mind.
“Wait hold up”
That truck and trailer from earlier. What WAS that? He meant to bring it up to the ranch hands. They would’ve seen it come barreling down the road right by their front gate. Oh he wished he had brought that up to them. Oh well. It’s probably nothing. Smallmouth looked at the clock. 12:12.
“Happy New Year old boy.” He said to himself.
He sat for a moment in the warm kitchen light, his eyes not leaving the front door. Well, he’s up this late already, why not go run down and check on the abandoned properties?
No…no…it can wait. It’s probably nothing. Right?
Wrong. There’s that wailing kid in the back pew of his mind again. Come on kid can’t you just be quiet and listen to the sermon? No, no it can’t. It must be heard. Always. He knew he had to go check it out.
“Ughhhh FINE!” Smallmouth got up and grabbed his truck keys, patted to make sure his cigarettes were still there, and was out the door again.
The snow shower had ended. As he pulled up to the edge of the drive, he stalled for a moment and peaked out as far to the right as he could down the dark road. Nothing. It wasn’t very far to the end of that road, where two out of service mailboxes should’ve stood in a small cul-de-sac if it weren’t for teenagers beating them to splinters. Can’t really blame them either. Smallmouth considered his plan. Whether or not that truck belonged to the landowner down there, he shouldn’t feel like he needs to sneak around. He is merely a concerned neighbor after all. He began down the road and around that same corner the stranger disappeared earlier.
After a couple of slow, curious minutes Smallmouth could see the evidence of a great big fire in the near distance, beyond where the road ended. Through the bare trees and against the snow it cast orange and red that could surely be seen a mile in every direction, that is, if there were anyone there to see it.
Slightly intimidated, Smallmouth decided to turn off his headlights and let the fire guide him as he slowed up to 5mph and gently crackled his last few yards of gravel up to the remnants of the nearest mailbox post. It seemed the fire was on the land of the farther property, whose mailbox posthole was about 30 feet from where he came to a stop and parked his truck. Smallmouth turned it off and quietly got out into the cold. He crouched down as he walked over to the farther driveway, getting down on one knee to give it a stealthy closer look.
The abandoned property boasted a busted up trailer that sat pitifully about 500 feet from the mailbox memorial. Beyond that was a good ten acres of field that ended at the forest edge, which marked the beginning of thousands of acres of wildlife refuge. As Smallmouth peered on, it was obvious that the fire was way out in that field, blocked by the old trailer, which wore the hot light and columns of smoke on it like a devilish crown. Given the cover, Smallmouth crept over to the trailer and started easing around the right side.
Rounding the corner he noticed a propane tank that would be perfect for hiding behind and getting the best look he could at the mysterious activity. He got down on his belly and crawled his way over to the tank, before sitting up and peeking slowly over the top and out into the field.
Way down there, a couple acres away from the tree line, was a huge fire, made up of about fifty wooden pallets. It raged and lit up the whole field like it was just the beginning of sunset. Somewhat near the fire was the black Dodge Ram 3500 and trailer. Smallmouth could see a group of people dressed in all red, as if covered in bloody bedsheets from head to toe, circled around a crude cage, seemingly fastened together by pieces of metal fencing. They stood still as the pines, and twice as silent. Smallmouth, in a rare moment of curious courage, decided he had to get closer. He got back on his stomach and began to crawl through the cold, knee high grass.
Using the fire light as his North Star he crawled and crawled, feeling his hands, clothes, and beard get wet with snow. He didn’t care. Something was up that wasn’t normal, wasn’t right. He could feel it in his cold gut. When he thought he was close enough without giving himself away he planted his palms and ever so slowly raised his torso up into a weak push up to try and see out. He was glad he didn’t go any further. He may have been too close already.
He was close enough to read the name of the truck and count the holes in the livestock trailer. There were seven strangers in red sheets all around the makeshift cage, all holding long spears. One of the figures had a crown of black thorns on his head. They all had two eyeholes and one hole for the mouth. They didn’t move a muscle for the longest time, before the Crowned One forcibly touched the end of his spear to the ground.
“Now is the time, Brother and Farmer Abraham…there is no more for us in waiting.”
Smallmouth had just noticed the passenger window to the black Dodge was down, and he could hear the driver door open and soon saw a normal looking older man in a ball cap at the back of the trailer. He was holding a leash of some sort. He opened up the trailer and whistled into the dark of it. After a couple of loud, heavy thuds a gigantic, and I mean GIGANTIC Yorkshire pig came slowly shrugging out of the trailer. It was light pink in color but filthy, and gave wet sounding oinks as it came to the man’s hands expecting food. The thing must’ve weighed 1500 pounds, and at least ten feet long. It actually had to lower its head to reach the man’s hands, its ears coming up to the man’s chest. Smallmouth couldn’t believe his eyes. The man reached in his pocket and revealed a handful of some type of feed, which he tossed on the ground at the pig. It started right in as the man fixed a collar on the pigs girthy neck, then attaching a leash. The pig gave a slight squeal.
“Good girl, good girl…cmon now” the man called Farmer Abraham sweetly coaxed the animal. He gave his end of the leash a tug and the monstrous swine reluctantly left its food and followed the man over close to the Crowned One. The fire raged and raged nearby, throwing crazy shadows all over the place.
“What have you brought us, Brother and Farmer Abraham?”
“Yeah, uh, this is Old Azazel, she’s been in my family for years, man.”
The Crowned One dropped his spear and knelt down to the jowls of the hog, the dark holes of his eyes meeting those of the animal. The other red cloaked figures remained statuesque around the cage.
“Ah, yes, Old Azazel, hello. You are to be of great importance in the history of the Earth tonight, old friend.”
The Crowned One got back up to address Brother and Father Abraham, who seemed obviously put off, yet submissive.
“And is this Old Azazel a natural specimen? Is it fed only of the earth and the filths therein?”
“Yessir, I’d reckon so.”
“This is necessary for a proper sacrifice, Brother and Farmer Abraham. You may only bring your best, your cleanest, your most dear to the alter of the Almighty.”
“I understand.”
“May I take her now?”
The farmer gave his end of the leash to the black gloved left hand of the Crowned One. The Crowned one stood with it for almost a full minute in total stillness and silence. The only noise Smallmouth could hear was the sloppy smacks and oinks from Old Azazel. The farmer anxiously waited, wringing his hands expecting the next move from the Crowned One.
“Turn away, Brother and Farmer Abraham. Turn away from us and toward the fire now.” The Crowned One finally spoke.
“Phew, alright. We’re still good on our deal? Do you still promise to make my little girl better? Like you said?” The farmer asked, with some hopeful desperation.
“Turn now.”
“Well okay” the farmer turned his back to the Crowned One and toward the fire.
“I can assure you with all of the knowledge in my mind and in my heart, you will never see your daughter sick again in this lifetime, Brother and Father Abraham. You may find peace and solace in this truth.”
The farmer nodded in relief as he looked upon the fire. Smallmouth, taking it all in with great confusion, could see a smile on the farmers fire lit face, and turned back to the Crowned One just in time to see him reach under his red garment and pull out a pistol and shoot a round into the back of the farmers head, blowing his cap off, which frisbeed down near his shaking, crumpled body. Old Azazel threw a fit immediately, screaming and trying her best to flee. The Crowned One held the immense beast with one hand, and with seemingly little effort. The other red clothed figures finally made noise, laughing deep and heartily around the cage. The Crowned One, keeping Old Azazel close, walked over to the doubled over farmer, putting two more bullets into his head, essentially hollowing it out into a carnal mess. The farmers shaking mercifully stopped.
Smallmouth had to slam his forearm up to his mouth to muffle the scream that would’ve come out and blown his cover. His eyes were flown wide open and his arms were shivering.
The Crowned One put the pistol back under his red cloak and led the great pig, still squealing as high pitched and piercing as the human ear can withstand, over to the mouth of the cage, which was opened by the nearest red clothed stranger. Old Azazel flew in to the cage, having been unleashed by The Crowned One. It struggled around the cage, which was no bigger than 15x15 feet, giving it no room to get comfortable. It circled the inner perimeter, showing impressive speed for such a large animal. It squealed and squealed. The sound stung Smallmouths ears, and he covered them with his hands. He was still out of sight in the tall grass. The Red People around the cage laughed at the hogs entrapment. The Crowned One raised a hand to signal silence. The Red People were still and quiet again.
“Now, my brothers, the sacrificial gift is in our possession. Tonight…is a HOLY NIGHT.” The Crowned One raised his voice as if getting to the climax of a fire and brimstone sermon.
“TONIGHT…WE WILL DESTROY WHAT WAS ONCE CAST OUT BUT NEVER VANQUISHED!! WE WILL RID THE EARTH OF A GREAT ARMY!! AN ARMY OF HELL THAT HAS FAR TOO LONG ROAMED AND SICKENED OUR LANDS AND KILLED OUR LOVES!! TONIGHT…WE WILL DESTROY THE DESTROYERS…THE LEGION OF SATANS SOLDIERS BORN JUST AFTER THE GARDEN OF EDEN FELL…”
The Crowned One fell to his knees, his arms up and stretched toward the frozen sky. A mighty wind began blowing at Smallmouths back. He had to lower his head as it roared over him. After a moment it calmed and he was able to lift up again to see. Winds from all corners of the field met at the cage, swirling over it in a great snowy funnel that led up to the clouds. Old Azazel screamed and screamed from the cage.
“I SEE YOU VILLIANS!! I HEAR YOU HOSTS OF HELL!! I KNOW YOU LIVE IN THESE TREES!! I KNOW YOU COWER WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!! SHOW YOURSELF!! TAKE THE BODY OF THIS ANIMAL THAT I HAVE SET BEFORE YOU!! TAKE IT NOW!! TAKE IT NOW AND FACE ME!! TAKE IT NOW!! TAKE IT NOW!! TAKE I-“
The Crowned One’s vocal cord shredding performance was cut short by a single burst of black lightning that shot down from the middle of the snowy funnel cloud that surrounded the cage. The Crowned One and all the Red People were thrown several feet back from the blast. Thunder immediately exploded across the field. Smallmouth buried his face as the force and sound raced over him. Ears ringing, he kept his face down for a few seconds. He squinted back up to the strike zone.
The strange black lightning had blown the cage completely apart. Two of The Red People had been hit with the metal fencing. One laid motionless. The other gargled in pain as he put a hand to the pole that was sticking out of his sternum, having penetrated all the way through. His legs buckled and he fell forward, the end of the pole hitting the ground first and propping him up for a moment, before his body slowly slid down to the ground around the metal. He went silent. The other four Red People, yelling in surprise, gathered themselves, looking to the charred hole in the ground where Old Azazel should be, right in the center where the cage used to stand. The Crowned One got to his feet and picked up his spear.
“My brothers, gather your arms…” the Crowned One whispered, breathing heavily under his red cloak.
“The work is not over…”
The four remaining Red People grabbed their spears and slowly walked over to the burnt, smoking hole, holding an attack pose over it until further instructions were given.
“Are you with us, you age old tormentors?” This was the first time Smallmouth could hear fear in the tired voice of the Crowned One.
“Are you with us now? Are you ready to die, you infernal bastards? Are you ready to-“
The Crowned One was interrupted by a booming noise from the hole that tore Smallmouths wits to shreds. It was similar to the cry of Old Azazel, but much deeper and ten times louder and angrier. It was as if a freight train was blaring its horn and slamming its brakes at the same time.
“NOW MY BROTHERS!! STRIKE THE BEAST OF HELL WITH YOUR SPEARS! NOW!!!”
The Red People all threw their weapons down into the smoking hole. The hellish noise from within stopped in an instant. The Red People crowded closer to the edge of the hole, waiting for the smoke to clear. The Crowned One walked over to them, putting his black gloved hand on the shoulder of the nearest man.
“Oh, Brothers. Oh my dear, dear Brothers. Your acts tonight have rid the earth of a Great and Powerful Evil…”
Before he could continue, a fully enraged and re-inspired bellow thrust itself up and out of the hole like a serrated blade. Much, much louder and angrier than before. The Red People were taken aback in terror. Suddenly, from within the hole, a large head emerged and gaped a huge, disgusting maw up at the crowd. The head was burned black and its eyes were half boiled white and without pupils. It shrieked out that most terrible noise as if it didn’t need oxygen.
“There’s no way” Smallmouth heard himself say under his breath.
All in one motion, the beast leaped out of the hole, and turned to face its attackers. It was Old Azazel, except swollen with burnt mass. It appeared to have grown a half a size at least. Three spears stuck out of its sizzling, charcoal colored back. It snapped its gigantic jaws at the Red People, who shuddered in horror. The Crowned One spoke:
“DO NOT RELENT BROTHERS!! ATTACK!! ATTACK THE BRUTE!!”
He pulled his pistol back out of his cloak and fired the remaining three rounds on the new and horrible black burnt Old Azazel. The beast’s cloudy boiled egg eyes shot open along with its unnaturally stretched jaws. It took the three bullets as if they were tennis balls. At the speed of a charging grizzly and with multiple times the power Old Azazel raged over to The Crowned One and dove onto him mouth first, putting both front hooves on his chest as he was knocked down. The Crowned One cried out in a shockingly high pitched wail, like a man being electrocuted. The Beast bit right into the soft of his belly, and began to shake him around like an Orca trying to separate a seal from its pelt.
“OH GOD!!!! AHHHHHH GOD OHHHHH!!! HELP ME!!!! NOOOO!!!! OH GOD HELP ME!!!! MAMA!!!! OHHHH!!! MAMA!!!!!”
The beast ate and ate and shook and shook and tore and broke and destroyed while the Crowned One lost more and more of his body, all while crying out to the sky at the top of his punctured lungs. The other Red People sprinted to the black Dodge Ram, opened its doors and piled inside. Smallmouth heard it crank up and it began to speedily turn around and race away from the fire and back toward the road. The beast unhooked from the Crowned One and let out another ghastly roar of victory before biting into his neck, ending his screaming forever. The beast then left his half devoured body and began a tremendous and terrible charge after the truck, which was greatly slowed down by the trailer. Smallmouth put his face down as the beast passed him by only about 10 feet on its way to the truck, which had just made it back to the road and was using every RPM possible to get away from the demon charged killing machine on its heels. Smallmouth turned around to watch both parties disappear down the road, the echoes of that great and evil blasting noise stabbing his ears again. He remained on his stomach in the tall, snowy grass for another two minutes as he normalized his breath and tried to make any sense of what he just witnessed.
Eventually he slowly rose up and looked to make sure that terrible thing was indeed out of the area. No signs of life or death from up at the road. The danger was at least a couple miles away by now. Smallmouth then turned back toward the fire and to the dominated body of the Crowned One. He carefully walked up closer and closer. To his amazement he heard wheezy noises coming from the emptied out torso of the man, a scattering of insides and flesh and blood strewn all around him. Troubled, rattling breaths escaped from under the red clothed head, whose crown of thorns had flown off in the attack. Most of the red cloak had been ripped to shreds, and all that remained covered were his shoulders and above. The cloth slowly ebbed and flowed with breath. Smallmouth could not believe this man was still alive. His entire digestive system was eviscerated and his ribs were exposed. Smallmouth knelt down beside him and lifted his cloak over his head to let him at least breathe his last in the open air.
Smallmouth let out a gasp. This man had a face that Smallmouth knew very well. He recognized him immediately from the old church he worked at. The clean shaven face. The short, silver hair. The sharp nose. This was a man that had joined his church two weeks before the schism. He never spoke in church but it was rumored he would meet at the homes of different members and try to sway them to his strange ideas. He was the one rumored to have led the radical faction somewhere in the middle of the woods. To Smallmouth, it was all starting to make more sense.
“I know you,” Smallmouth said softly, “I know who you are. You tore a church in half didn’t you? You’re the crazy guy that split up my ole church! What the hell have you done?”
The man struggled to breathe and tried his best to spit up a couple of words. His neck had deep lacerations that flowed with escaping life.
“I…I…I…uhh…I only…I only…I only did what I believed…” he whispered before a wet, stifled breath.
“What did you do?!!!” Smallmouth grew angry, and his voice followed suit. This man had ruined his job and now he had unleashed something horrifying on his neighborhood. He had tampered with things that man has no business tampering with.
“I…I…I have…have…I have failed, Smallmouth Bassett” the man croaked. Smallmouth couldn’t believe he had bothered to remember his name.
“I have failed. I have failed. God help you all…” with that the man’s face fell and he let out one last slow exhale before all was still.
Smallmouth got back on his feet and looked away from the dead man and toward the fire, which towered and raged in the reflection of his eyes.
“Oh no…oh no…oh no” he said in between terrified breaths.
Then another though hit him like a wrecking ball.
“Uncle Chuck…”
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