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2024.05.14 07:24 Ok_Banana_9883 Will I be bored? (The answer is likely yes, and sorry, this is on the longer side)

TL;DR: The frequent "Will I be bored?" question, but for an extreme introvert who doesn't care at all about the on-ship activities.
So, after wearing me down for two years (kidding-ish), last summer my family finally convinced me to join them on a Caribbean cruise that leaves Miami in about two weeks. I think I'm looking forward more to spending a weekend in Miami beforehand than to the cruise itself. I'm going on the cruise because it's to celebrate a graduation, which I'm all for.
As to the cruise, I have a cabin to myself (not a solo cabin). My parents and my sibling's family have adjoining cabins. Three in a row, all balconies. The cruise is on NCL Sky, a Caribbean loop from Miami. It includes I'm guessing standard ports like Puerto Plata, DR and San Juan, PR. Two excursions - a tour / food tasting in Antigua and a tour of the ship on one of the days at sea.
I enjoy researching, planning, deciding. I like preparing for a vacation almost as much as the trip itself. So a cruise making so many decisions for me just doesn't sit well with me. I also prefer spending a week in one place and get to know it, almost like I'm living there, not less than a day in a place and moving on. I know many people use cruises as a preview to then visit again later, but for me, I want to revisit pretty much all of them (assuming they are all safe, I'd be up for visiting every country and every major city in the world).
I do look forward to the ports, but I dread the time on the ship, particularly the two days at sea, outside of the tour. Most of the activities seem more extrovert / social oriented. Unfortunately I can make introverts look more like extroverts (I haven't seen a human in a week? Okay with me. I have literally one friend whom I see roughly once a month, and I work from home). Stuff like karaoke, dance lessons, bingo, casino, etc... eh, I can live without all of those.
Fun facts: While I love reading, I can only read for maybe 1-2 hours at a time, so I don't see myself reading all day long. I'll use my balcony, but if I use it too much my family will think I'm anti-social. While on any vacation, I'm very anti-technology so I don't want to just watch movies or something, and I'm all about experiencing things I can't experience at home, but that's usually museums, local restaurants, landmarks, things like that, when visiting a city. Otherwise I would just have a staycation.
So, especially for those who are super introverted, how do you get through the time on ship? I'll watch the water some, and visit the bars, but I'm thinking overall I'll just be rotating a few more tolerable activities.
I promise, I hope I enjoy it. I want to enjoy it. And I'm sure I'll spend time wandering the ship, see at least one show, stuff like that. I'm just uncertain about how to fill something like 50 hours over 9 days on a ship with a ton of activities I have hardly any interest in.
TIA!
UPDATE: I am watching a lot of videos, reading up on the ports, etc, to fill the need to plan. I can't imagine I'll come home and say I hated the trip, I just know myself and know that I can get bored easily if there isn't enough variety. If you remove all the social activities, I'm not sure there's a ton of variety left. Drink, read, eat, people watch, ocean watch, repeat. Nothing really wrong with that plan, but there isn't a whole lot to it, either (and to me, it could become monotonous). Considering my background of vacations is go to a city, visit the museums, see the famous sights, find the parks, visit the water if there is any, and then start looking for the local/hidden gems, as contrasted to say a beach day of lie on a beach and nap or read (which I find dreadfully boring for 6+ hours), at sea days minus the social activities seems more like a beach day to me. But watching other people do things I would never be caught doing, that could be enjoyable.
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2024.05.12 05:08 CommonJob3852 Hear me out?

So what if we had a bounty or (BINGO LIST) for PMCs who strictly hunt other PMCs? I think that it would add a level of realism to the game that after you kill let’s say 5 PMCs from a certain faction you’re on the list the longer you last the more cash or gear gets sent your stash from let’s say “Turncoat” and if you kill the bounty target “Gunny” gives you a care package” since they they are on opposite sides of the spectrum.
And secondly adding a Cas-evac system where we beef up the bleed out timer while in a coma and allow bored PMCs in base to respond for assistance and instead of a little bird you get a Blackhawk and a special LZ in each area you repel into.
Lastly adding raids where in pvpve a vote can be made to basically push or raid another factions base at night and it shifts to a forced TDM one life sort of mode where you guys have to defend your fob for a set time for awards.
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2024.05.12 01:02 SolySnivy Help Me Prepare My 'BL DRAMA CHALLENGE 2024' Card

Help Me Prepare My 'BL DRAMA CHALLENGE 2024' Card
BIG THANKS to u/AriaNeige for creating and sharing this bingo card, and to u/Wilburrkins for bringing it to my attention cause I feel this is gonna turn an already great hobby into a super fun game. Here's the original (empty) card in case you wanna join us in this adventure!
This is basically pre-planning the content I'm gonna be consuming for the following months in accordance to some silly categories that may push me out of my comfort zone. What I mainly need your input for is the squares with an exclamation sign, you see...whether it be cause I have no experience with those topics or cause the premises are based on details that you need to have watched the series beforehand to know, I have no idea where to start with most of them so you know what to do, Reddit, shower me with your best recommendations of: - Period pieces/Historical fiction/Time-travel dramas - BLs with Canon Printers as an sponsor (GMMTV is likely the answer, I just don't know which show exactly to go for) - Vietnamese BLs - Series with a heavenly OST that you WILL end up adding to your everyday music playlist - Dramas that for X or Y reason are classified as +18, as long as they don't get into softcore p\rn territory* - BLs which star one or more actors who are idols IRL - Series where the MC has one or more sisters - A Thai BL that starts off every episode with their classic "Raikantopeni warning" that's there to tell you what audience this show is suitable for - BLs where one of the MCs has long hair (long-haired men are my personal weakness so I'm really looking forward to this one!!) - so...this category is actually named "From a country with less than 10 BLs in total" but since queer content, especially in historically homophobic cultures, tends to be ignored and relegated to being shared only in certain spaces, it's hard to actually measure how many series of this kind each country REALLY has. So, to make it simpler, I'm just asking to hear about dramas from countries outside of the main BL sphere that I've come to know, which would be made up by Thailand, Japan, Taiwan, South Korea, the Philippines, China and Vietnam - Any drama with a significant/memorable hospital scene works, but bonus points to the recs of series that are actually set on a hospital or have MCs that study/work in the medical field - BLs that were starred by actors who (at least at the time) had few to none titles under their belt

If you're feeling even more generous (or are just really really bored), I could also use a hand with the categories marked with five dots. These I haven't decided on either, but in this case because there are TOO MANY shows to pick from that fit the premise. So I don't need the help that much as I could simply go to MDL and choose one randomly, but if you have recommedantions of these kind that you think are MUST WATCHES I will appreciated hearing your opinion. What I need in this case are: - Classics! The best BLs from those early years of the genre, preferably those that haven't aged like milk due to problematic tropes - Again, any series where one of the MCs plays an instrument would technically work, but I'd rather one where music is actually intertwined with the plot and/or present in every episode - Those shows that leave you crying with laughter, with jokes or slapstick that manage to land no matter how many times you rewatch it - Apart from WBL, I'm yet to see a drama with a second season that isn't (at best) not as good as the first or (at worst) a complete derailment of everything that came before it, so I'm hoping you can make me regain faith on sequels - I have a good assortment of Pinoys ready to watch, but which ones are your faves? ('Gameboys' is out the table, yes)
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2024.05.11 15:32 Jaded_Library_8540 Physically removing kids from an 18+ area

I work at a bingo place and we've had trouble with bored kids walking in and basically trolling whoever is on the door. They don't really make any attempt to get in and play, they really just sort of walk in and goad whoever is telling them to leave with variations of "or what?" and "you gonna touch a minor?"
Obviously the real solution is to just flatly tell them to go away so they get bored, but I'm wondering about the legality of literally removing them. They seem to think they're completely untouchable but surely if they're somewhere they're not allowed to be and are refusing to leave, dragging them out by the scruff of their neck would be acceptable? That's certainly what happens in clubs when you're refusing to leave.
Just wondering
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2024.05.11 13:43 JoeSantoasty GRAD BINGO: Help Needed!

Hello Rutgers!
Graduation tomorrow is probably going to be very boring (2 hours is a long time). So I had the bright idea of making a graduation bingo filled with a variety of college-isms that are often said at these kinds of things.
Below is what I have so far but I'm looking for more suggestions!
Plan is to plug it all into a bingo generator and post a link later today so people can have their own boards ready for tomorrow.
• Mention of how hard lockdown was • Mention of the strike • Mention of the protests • "Next phase of your life" • Reference to Dr. Seuss • References to 5 or more books • Crowd pity laughs at a bad joke • Crowd does not laugh at a joke at all • Commencement speaker mentions how he's sorry we didn't get a better speaker • Commencement speaker reflects on when he was in college • A speech is egotistical • Reference to a meme • 'Look to your left and look to your right' • "Lifelong friends" • "Treasure this experience" • 'Scarlet Knights can do anything' • A speaker wears a mask • Someone yells something random from the crowd • Rutgers chant said (RU RAH RAH) • 'Parents are the real heroes' • "Raise your hand if..." • Something said about this being our first graduation cause no hs graduation • Mention of Rutgers athletics being good (they're not) • insert random statistic here
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2024.05.11 12:07 OptForHappy First time watcher: Here are my predictions mid way through season 1

Hello! I have recently got a subscription to a streaming service with Desperate Housewives.
I've been BINGING it, after avoiding it for so long because I thought it was going to just be "light-hearted, sassy rich ladies and their constantly low stakes problems". While I have been tweeting as I go, Twitter is dead so I thought I'd write my current predictions and hot takes here and y'all can either laugh at how wrong I am or crown me and oracle (but either way, PLEASE no spoilers!)
  1. Zach is going to get reverse Ramsay-Boltoned and turn out to be a secret good guy cinnamon roll.
  2. Please let Evie chill the heck out. She's very aggrevating. I do not care for her.
  3. Gaby is just a horrible abomination and I don't think she can manage a redemptive character arc, I think she's just like that.
  4. I thought Bree's husband's thing was that he was gay? Was that by the writers on purpose? Kinda made the nipple clamps thing kinda like "Oh, that's it? OK then."
  5. I don't understand if Lynette is so unhappy why doesn't she just go back to work and then use the extra money for appropriate childcare.
  6. I really hope the writers cool it with the "Suzy is so clumsy" gags because without any times actually going right for her, it's just ... boring? She better get a win soon or I'm gonna gnaw my own foot off in frustration.
  7. I don't think the pharmacist is going to kill whats-his-name. He doesn't have the GUTS.
  8. Weren't the twins triplets in the pilot?
  9. I don't want Mike and Suzy to get back together, because Mike clearly has other stuff going on.
  10. I hope Paul gets to kill someone again, it's been a rough few months for him.
  11. Bree's daughter is going to get pregnant as a storyline, to even out her son whose only traits seem to be "vindictive bisexual" (after the cute little coming out story where I was so invested and then he's just like "Nah, sike, I just hate my mum lol" WHY ANDREW? I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU!) - It seems like they're going for "religious family but surprise, they all have issues!" trope and I think a pregnancy would complete the bingo card.
  12. John, please run the hell away.
  13. I hope Carlos does not fare well in prison. He and Gaby are both awful, but also I don't want them together?
  14. They uhhhh really glossed over Bree's OCD real quick
  15. Bree's husband is a piece of work being like "No babe, I had to cheat on you. You don't understand. Having a clean house and amazing food cooked for me is really hard."
  16. I think Lynettes husband had an affair (as alluded to when his father visited) ... The lady that he was seeing pre-Lynette just got introduced but I think that's too obvious - If it's another weird ramp-down I'm gonna be a little miffed.
Those are all my opinions. Ask me anything and I will give you my answers that will definitely be solid, canon predictions.
EDIT: Reading this back it kinda sounds like I'm not enjoying it but I am. So much. The balance of dark with camp is just so fun and interesting.
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2024.05.11 02:46 bluemercury77 Good Old Holminster (AST woes)

Good Old Holminster (AST woes)
I'm adding onto the AST shenanigans I feel like has been going on lately lmao. I wish I could use multiple flairs because this is like...salt + drama + curebot (a bad one) + ACT pain + trolling + possible couple. It's like bingo!
I've been doing the ShB story on my alt since there's not much else to do before the expansion drop and I'm bored, plus I love ShB. I'm doing the story as RPR but the dungeons as SMN, since RPR is outlevelling the story by a good margin and I want to dump some of the xp on SMN so I can play either. In addition to that, I have been doing the roulettes on SMN to help it along. So today I queued levelling roulette, and surprisingly got Holminster, which is cool, because it's near level for my SMN.
We enter, it's me, a PLD, an AST, and a NIN as the other dps (which will be semi relevant later.) Tank goes full ham, just what I like to see, and pulls to the first wall. And promptly dies. Along with everyone else. We do it again, it's very spicy, but we manage. At this point I'm not super wary because Holminster is notorious for beating the crap out of less confident and experienced players, and shit happens, no one complained and we moved on just fine. But then the second pull was almost as deadly, I see the tank getting super low on hp more than once, so it's about here where I start paying attention. We do the first boss and that's when I notice that I haven't received a single card from the AST since the start, and so I start looking at the others, no card buffs at all, except one single time where the AST pulled a spire, and used it on themselves. So after the boss died, I asked the following:
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After asking for cards, their obvious threat resulted in them dumping every card on me in rapid succession. So I clearly pissed them off by calling them out, and they were trying to make some kind of point. My comment on the melee cards came after the tank (and then me) died to the second trash pull before the second boss, because once again there was issues with the trash and something wasn't being done right. My comment was mainly just being petty, because I was well aware they were spamming cards on me out of anger and not being ignorant, but by this point I truly suspected they were the cause of our wipe and near death experiences, since I'd also noticed they were straight spamming aspected helios during trash, even when only the tank was missing hp. They also complained about me releasing, because not only did I not want to deal with weakness, but them implying they were raising was false, I had sat there for a good while, dead, while they just stood there doing nothing. They could have just pulled the boss and let me port myself (which afaik is a thing in 4 man dungeons too? I never need to so I'm not 100% sure <.<), but they chose to wait. Starting with that boss, I also noticed they were giving most of, if not all, of the melee cards to the tank and not the NIN (poor thing I'm so sorry, I tried) even though the NIN was competent.
My comment on knowing how AST works was while I was running back from respawning, because at this point they were just a confirmed lazy jerk and not a new or struggling player and I was done being nice. While I specifically asked about the cards, I also suspected there was more going on, but the absence of cards was the easiest to notice and start with to see how they'd react. I had to look at what they were casting a bit longer to see what else they were doing, which is when I noticed the aspected helios spam during trash. The rest of the dungeon went without issue, but likely because the trash after the second boss is basically forced single pulls. I could possibly have tried to kick, but the tank was from the same server and I wasn't sure if they or the NIN would support a kick, and there was constantly loot anyway. And despite the attitude, we were making decent progress and no further wipes happened, along with the fact that they didn't do anything like refuse to heal, so they were still contributing. Someone comm'd me at the end, at first I thought it was the NIN but I then found out the PLD might not have been paired with the AST so it could have been either.
After the run I decided to look at the logs to see what exactly was happening in those trash pulls, and if it was just an issue with the AST or the PLD too. And I'll...just put this here:
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This is for the entire run. ONE star. No Astrodyne til after I called out the card issue. Aspected Helios spammage (to the point they weren't waiting for the regen to expire.) ONE gravity. Bonus points if you can spot the skill(s) that's completely missing, that was likely a major player in why we wiped and then struggled with trash (And it's not Lightspeed, even tho I just noticed that's missing too.) The tank was not perfect, but they were clearly trying, and that's all I expect. A fun fact: the LB on the final boss did more total damage than this AST did the entire run. This is why it's important to encourage new, lower level players to learn and use their entire kit, because otherwise you end up with people like this in higher level content that should know what they're doing, but don't, refuse to learn, and get angry when they're called out. This AST was not a new player, they were lvl 80+ on 3 jobs (including AST) and were at bare minimum in ShB patch msq. I'd say potentially job skipped (which also isn't an excuse) but their gear implied otherwise.
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2024.05.09 20:20 Mother-Working8348 Nanananana banana hey hey good bye

Nanananana banana hey hey good bye
Take this much energy in NOT ki11ing this lady. Tough love is how I roll. Kinda like Lisa needs to do with cigarettes. Any grab a piece of card bored or folded up paper SOMETHING to clean those nails out. I heard you say" I would if I had something to clean them with" lawd. I lived the life of crack like the one you're living now. Impatient rehab is definitely definitely applies to crack heads. When your on one and chasing THATS what rehab prevents. It prevents relapse. As soon as you Kpins are gone your eyes going to be bugged out. Ppl didn't pay ur light bill to be nice they paid it so you could stay online showing out. A LOT of ppl love to watch the train wreck and willing to pay for good entertainment. YOU are there entertainment. Ppl probably had bets on if they were taking it son Or not. Ppl probably have bets on what would happen at court. Ppl place bets on when u gone change that shir. There's a whole has bingo card Girl 😆 reddit is the LAST of your worries
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2024.05.09 17:25 dindyfrin Cafe Casino Review 2024: Fast Payouts, Hot Slots & More

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2024.05.09 14:53 BaybeeRaybeez Need input - what's the risk

I hope it's ok to share here... I'm not sure of my current situation but have had psychosis previously.
32F hx of anxiety and depression (21 years) and PPD/PPP (4 years). 1 x psychosis induced self-injury prompted inpatient event. No psychiatrist as they refuse continuity of care and pass things back to the GP. GP refuse to adjust medication.
I've been having a lot of trouble with generalised pain that has no obvious cause. My son needs a major surgery. My daughter is having minor medical issues. My grandmother passed away. My partner is selfish and lacks empathy. He is also unemployed but refuses to do any cooking/cleaning/etc while I work so I'm juggling a bit. Basically it's just a lot of stress.
I currently feel like I'm struggling somehow and I'm not quite sure how to describe it to other people. My fear is that if I don't get people to understand and help me fix things then another psychosis is inevitable.
I am tired and wired at the same time. I'm hungry and sick. I'm numb, angry, sad, bored and confused.
My vision is blurry from how glarey everything is. Every day I have a headache. I can't think straight. I literally said "I hope you live" to my MIL instead of "I hope you win" (she signed up for bingo), wtaf?
It constantly feels as if something is wrong. Like someone snuck into your bedroom and moved an object, like you know something isn't right but you can't figure out what's wrong. Like something terrible is coming for me.like everything is familiar and yet foreign (and vis versa).
What is wrong with me, when will it stop, will it end in psychosis (I know it's not that yet)?
Someone talk me through their experiences please. Can you feel it coming?
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2024.05.08 15:37 Stoutyeoman Horizon: Zero Dawn is a Masterclass in satisfying gameplay

I first played Horizon a few years back when I got a ps4, but I quickly got bored and moved onto something else. I think I didn't quite get the hang of the gameplay at first.
I came back to it recently and decided to give it another try based on a friend's recommendation.
Everything about this game's design is just tremendous. Using the bow is extremely satisfying and crafting items is quick and easy. I decided to go with a sniper build so I could defeat enemies from a distance and it works very well. Stealth kills are also incredibly satisfying and taking down the big enemies makes you feel like a total badass.
As with a lot of open world adventure games, this one does give the player entirely too much to do, and I found myself super over leveled just by doing a few side quests; however, for what it's worth your character level doesn't seem to matter all that much. The challenge is in the execution. Unlocking more skills certainly helps, but it doesn't trivialize the content.
The story is very cool, too, but I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't played.
It's a pretty great game, I'm happy I came back to it.
Edit to provide more details:
The protagonist, Aloy, is a member of a primitive tribe but unlike what you would expect, this tribe hunts robotic monsters so there's this great twist where what they see as ancient technology informs their hunting methods and equipment.
So, while you're hunting with bows, slings and tripwires, those weapons can use fire, ice and electric damage as well as explosives.
Additonally, what makes Aloy unique among her tribe is that she has an electronic device called a focus that looks like a bluetooth earpiece, but allows her to scan her environment to see things that others can't including enemy weak points and enemies who may be hidden from her field of view. She can also scan data points throughout the world to learn more about the history of her world and where she came from.
When it comes to the gameplay, there is a large map to explore with tons of optional content and side quests.
There are two kinds of exploration in this game; exploring the wilderness and exploring ruins. The Wilderness is similar to many similar games as you traverse plains, lakes, rivers, mountains and more. You can collect resources as you see them by simply tapping the Triangle button. Aloy has a ton of inventory space which can be upgraded by collecting various resources and crafting them. Aloy can also craft ammunition, bombs, healing potions and more. Crating is a breeze; just hold the X button over the item you want to craft and BINGO! As long as you have the required materials, you will craft the item and the controller will give you a nice little shake to get you in that feedback loop.
You can climb, zipline and rappel throughout the game world to reach higher and lower places and the animations for these are awesome. I love rappelling down. Aloy jumps, then turns in the air and throws a grappling hook up, then slides down the rope. She looks really cool doing this! Ziplining down ropes is an absolute blast! There are also ropes you can walk across like a tightrope.
Ruins are mostly optional, and while they're ancient ruins to Aloy's people, they're actually highly technologically advanced spaces that are forbidden to Aloy's people, who view them as divine or cursed on something of a case by case basis.
Aloy has a variety of weapons at her disposal that the player can use to suit their playstyle. Like in many games, you can aim the bow with the L2 button and then hold the R2 button to draw the string back and release to fire. It's very satisfying and all the weapon types work in a similar way.
Aloy can travel silently by crouching, but she moves very quickly and can hide in tall grass to hunt both human and machine enemies. If Aloy catches an enemy unaware she can use a silent strike to take them out just like an assassin's creed style Stealth kill. Alternately, you can use the focus to scan the enemies and find their weak points as well as what kind of damage those weak points are vulnerable to. With some careful planning Aloy can take down large groups of enemies without ever having to engage in melee combat.
That's a good thing, because Aloy is very bad at Melee combat. Her spear attacks have delay and extremely long animations, so fighting up close is generally a terrible idea. They also do very little damage. If Aloy is engaging an enemy she has to keep moving or she's in big trouble!
When fighting machine enemies, Aloy can override them and have them fight alongside her for a time. This helps tremendously when encountering multiple strong machine enemies. She can also ride some machine enemies like a horse to travel long distances more quickly.
Optional tasks include capturing bandit camps, which unlocks an additional vendor, and Cauldrons which are ruins that contain data that Aloy can use to learn to override more enemies. You can also climb these giant giraffe like machines that you can scan to unlock all the points of interest on the map, kind of like the synchronization towers in Assassin's Creed.
I hope that helps!
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2024.05.08 15:01 ibid-11962 In-Universe Lore [Post Murtagh Christopher Paolini Q&A Wrap Up #3]

As discussed in the first post, this is my ongoing compilation of the remaining questions Christopher has answered online between August 1st 2023 and April 30th 2024 which I've not already covered in other compilations.
As always, questions are sorted by topic, and each Q&A is annotated with a bracketed source number. Links to every source used and to the other parts of this compilation will be provided in a comment below.
The previous post focused on Movies and Adaptations. This installment will focus on In-Universe Lore, questions and answers that relate to matter inside the books, not about the books. The next post will focus on Murtagh (the book and the character).

In-Universe Lore

Teleportation Magic
I always assumed when Arya tried to send Saphira’s egg to Brom she missed him geographically but was that a REALLY early clue that Eragon’s his son? So he was “close” to Brom because they’re related? Yup. You got it. [T]
Why Don't People Just Teleport Around? I know Oromis said that the teleporting spell is a taxing one, but Arya sent Saphira's egg halfway across the continent on her own. It seems like it would be easier to travel long distances in a few "hops" with breaks in between. Especially once Eragon gets the Eldunarí. Good question. Maybe you'll get some answers. :D [R]
Murtagh and Brom
Since Murtagh and Brom met briefly, I was wondering, had we had more time with Brom, would he have considered Murtagh for simply who he is or whose son he is? I think he would have needed to have gotten to know Murtagh. So I think he would have been immediately suspicious of him, especially given the circumstances under which they met. And of course meeting him would have been a very emotional experience for Brom, given his history with Morzan. So it would have been difficult. And of course, once Murtagh realized who Brom was and that he was responsible for killing Morzan, then that would have made it that much more difficult. Eragon will have been so clueless in that moment. Oh yeah, but that's kind of the definition of Eragon in the first couple of books, he has no idea what's going on. He's like, "who, me, what, what?" [19]
Shades
If I recall correctly, there are only 3 or four shades that were recorded to be killed in history. What happens to all other Shades that were created? Actually, what I said in (Eragon, I think) is that there were only a few people who had killed a Shade and lived. But yes, they're super dangerous and difficult to deal with. [R]
Tornac
What happened to Tornac, Murtagh's horse? Is he still alive? How is he doing? No comment. [19]
Nasuada
I actually had a whole backstory planned with Nasuada's mother for The Inheritance Cycle and just the way the scenes worked out in the series, there was never an opportunity for that that to naturally come out in her conversations with anyone that we saw. [11]
Vegetarianism
I wonder if the elves in the Forsworn continued their vegetarianism? Sure they were evil, but I know lots of vegans/vegetarians who are still jerks to people but not animals. They may have been evil, but they weren't barbarians! (From their point of view.) [T]
Healing Magic
Will we ever learn how Murtagh healed Thorn so quickly in Eldest? Eldunarí [T]
Spirits
If spirits are self-sustaining, why are they drawn to sources of power, and why do they "drink from the emanations that give them life" despite the fact they are self-sustaining? A clarification: they're self-sustaining in the sense that they're stable patterns that can persist over time. However, like all living things, they still need sustenance, which they get in the form of energy (usually electromagnetic) that they absorb/consume from the environment. [R]
Elvish Children and Ageing
In Brisingr, Rhunön says while forging the sword Brisingr that children have something special. They are born, with "gifts of grace and gifts of power that no grown elf can hope to match" and their "blossom withers" over time. How do you feel about that quote, now that you are a father and that you have children? Oh, I stand by it. I think you could say the same is true for human children to a degree. They're born with a share of innocence and beauty even that we all lose as we age. We gain things in return. We gain wisdom. We gain knowledge. We gain strength. Hopefully we gain patience and kindness also. But there is something special about childhood. A timelessness which I suppose goes back to innocence. And of course with the elves, since they're tied into magic in ways that we aren't, there are other factors in play as well. They have powers or abilities that somehow outstretched that of any adult elf? Well, my thought was the inhibitions are lower. The barriers between them and the flow of magic is different. And so they are more naturally inclined toward wild magic. That is magic unbounded by the ancient language. And not that it always happens, but just in general, I think with the Elven children, you never quite know what might happen. And then as they get older, as they hit their equivalent of adolescence, it all becomes much more constrained and adult. When are you considered an adult for the elves, like 50 years old? I don't want to commit to an actual number at the moment. I'd have to look at it. I know I've always thought about a very rough guide would be like 20 to 30 is kind of their teenage years, roughly. And then you're not considered a young adult until well after that. And I try to think when Arya took up her role as ambassador and left, Du Weldenvarden. And it might've been when she was like 20 or 30, something like that. She would've been, really kind of too young to do that, but it'd be like a, 18-, 19-year-old going off to join the foreign legion or something, but people do that. [19]
Angela
In Inheritance, is what Angela is writing down a Doctor Who reference? Maybe. Is it raxacoricofallapatorius? Now that would be copyright infringement. Right, it is the legally distinct version of that. Yes, I am a Doctor Who fan. I have to ask, have you read To Sleep in a Sea of Stars? I actually haven't yet. That is next on the list. Well, the reason I asked is there is a certain short curly-haired woman with a cat who appears in To Sleep in a Sea of Stars that might answer a few of your questions or raise a couple more. [11]
Murtagh was an amazing ride. I just missed Angela. She does appear in the book. Just under a different name . . . [Uluthrek] [T]
Has Angela the Herbalist ever gotten drunk? Most likely. [T]
Eragon vs Barst
Would Eragon have been able to defeat Barst? Yes. [R]
Reading Magic
Jeod says "The spell you sent me, however, did not work when I read it from the scroll." I don't recall him ever being mentioned as a spellcaster. He'd have to be though, for him to be able to cast this spell right? Nope. Non-magicians can cast spells if the spells are, in essence, pre-loaded with energy. So if a scroll/gem/object is imbued with the necessary energy to enact the spell, then all you need to do is trigger the release of the energy by performing the necessary action (in this case, reading the words of the spell off the scroll). [R]
Eldunarí Training
Arya and Murtagh aren't getting ANY actual “rider” training. Eragon is the only rider alive who was taught rider-only knowledge. And neither Fírnen or Thorn has a dragon to teach them dragon-only knowledge. Don’t forget some of the Eldunarí stayed behind in Ellesméra with Arya and Fírnen. Was in deluxe edition of Inheritance and then added to later printings of main edition. [R]
Az Sweldn rak Anhûin Riders
What will happen if a dragon was to hatch in the Dûrgrimst Az Sweldn rak Anhûin? I'm not sure that the dwarves would allow any of those clan members to come before the dragon eggs. If that did happen and one dragon hatched for them, I think it'd be very difficult politically, and it's entirely possible that the dragon for whom it hatched would be exiled from their clan. I thought that maybe it will make them change, but no, it's unlikely after all since they showed so much antagonization. I mean, come on, how often do people change their beliefs? Not often. [19]
Forbidden Spells
You aren't exactly the kind of guy that I would openly give like a bad review to. Good, you should do it anonymously. That's what the internet was made for. I wouldn't give you a bad review, like under my real name, because I can't think of any other author whose magic system is specifically able to give someone testicular torsion. Could we get a firm pronunciation of that spell? It would be bowler, that's actually how you would say it. Böllr, that's ball of course, thrysta. Böllr thrysta. And it's considered the worst spell in the World of Eragon. You're really discouraged from using it. And those who use it are usually exiled and/or killed on the spot. Wow. So it's sort of akin to like an unforgivable curse. It is an unforgivable curse. That's right. Well thank you so much. I'll have to remember that spell for the next time someone suggests a really bad idea. Like leaving a bad review on my books? No, I was thinking like if someone said, hey, do you guys want to go watch Eragon? [31]

Dragons

Dragons Physics
I think something you always run into if you're trying to depict dragons as real world animals is how do you actually get them to breathe fire if there's a biological process? My solution is just magic which was easy. With a lot of CGI dragons the wings are always too small. You need massive wingspan to get a body that size off the ground. Real world physics, if you're gonna have them fly, they need to have very big wings. I have the privilege of living in a part of the country where quite a few dinosaurs have been dug up. In fact, not too far from my house, they dug up a, I think it was a brontosaurus. And the big museum near me in Bozeman, Montana, the Museum of the Rockies has one of the best dinosaur exhibits in the world. And the paleontologist Jack Horner actually worked in conjunction with that museum for many years. And I got to have a sort of behind the scenes tour with him one time and he showed me these bones from the wings of a pterosaur. Huge, huge animal. And the wings were so fragile and he was talking about the ratio of the wings to the body size and the weight that could actually lift and everything. And you either need some massive genetic engineering or some magic to make dragons actually possible. [30]
Just finished Murtagh and holy flaming dragon balls was that an amazing, wild ride from start to finish! You're very welcome! Glad you enjoyed it! (For the record, dragon, ah, gonads are internal. Just to be clear.) [T]
Where do the dragons poop? Wherever they want. [R]
Dragon-adjacent Species
What discoveries about dragons do you continue to uncover and how do you continue to draw inspiration for describing the dragons in very different ways? If I were writing a story that wasn't in the World of Eragon, something completely new, then I think I'd draw a little bit more from some stuff I've read in mythology and just other fantasy books over the years. Specifically in this series though, what I'm discovering, if anything, is just further exploration of what I've already established. So taking it to the logical extremes of, okay, if the dragons exhibit these traits, what about this? What about that? How would that actually influence things? And also in my world, I have a couple of dragon-adjacent species. Because it seemed to me that if the dragons existed, as with most creatures, there'd be something similar as well, similar, that had evolved along similar lines, but wasn't actually a dragon. So I have a couple of those. And those are fun to play with as well. [34]
Dragon Diets
How would you make a giant dragon ecologically feasible? But I don't know if there's a way to even do that. I always thought that the only way it would work would be if dragons were kind of like whales, which are predators. So you can have so many very large predators and it really depends on having enough biomass underneath them to support that. And I kind of look at various reptiles and snakes where especially as they get larger, they gorge and then they go into hibernation. They rest, they digest for sometimes months and months at times. And that could be semi-realistic and it fits with some of the mythology. But if you get into really large dragons, which is always fun to write about, even the physics of supporting their own weight aside, let's say it's magic or they've got adamantium bones or whatever and muscles, but then what are they actually eating? They'd have to go pick up blue whales and down a blue whale every once in a while. It's really the only conceivable thing. Or you'd be wiping out entire herds of everything. I think the complicating factor is that so many dragons in our books and other books are really intelligent. So you have the double whammy of a very large predator who might also have human level, if not more, intelligence. And then you really got to start wondering about the impact on the ecology. It's like, well, OK, maybe the dragon just takes a large valley and sees a couple herds there. And so it carries a couple boulders over and blocks off each end of the valley. And now its own private ranch. And you're going to live and grow there and get eaten occasionally, and the dragon's happy. See, now I'm picturing Yellow Scale Ranch, like a city of Yellowstone. And the dragon has a cowboy hat and maybe a walking stick. What do you think's under the caldera? Why do you think it erupts every so many tens of thousands of years? [30]
One thing that's never talked about enough with dragons and how they hunt and eat is just how bad it would smell if they went after a flock of sheep. Do you know how bad birds would smell? The stench would drive off every creature, every predator, every human in probably like a 20 mile radius. [30]
Dragons Eating Others
One of my favorite scenes was right after Muckmaw, when Murtagh wouldn't let him eat him. The funny thing is, when they're flying over some mountains, Thorn is talking about eating Urgals, and Murtagh makes him promise that he's not going to eat an Urgal, or a Human, or an Elf, and he conveniently leaves out the Dwarves. Which readers have immediately picked up on. And someone said, well, you know, the Dwarves do kind of have it out for Murtagh because he killed their king. So maybe Murtagh left that out on purpose. That he's just giving a little bit of a loophole for Thorn. That if Thorn needs to eat a dwarf, Murtagh's not going to be too concerned. To be fair, I do think that Saphira would really have no qualms about eating someone she didn't like either. No, but I think that she'd have justification, right? Well, yeah, I mean, Thorn's justification is he doesn't like you or he's hungry. Those are good justifications. [32]
Alcoholic Dragons
We all know that Saphira is a great mead aficionado. Is it something that's only her fancy or do some other dragons also like that? Some other dragons definitely enjoy drinking, so it's not just Saphira. There was probably some wild parties in Vroengard then. Oh yeah, and it's actually a common thing in the wild and lots of animals will try to get fermented berries and essentially get themselves drunk. So I think dragons probably enjoy a good drink now and then. It seems to be the smarter the animal, the more they like alcohol. [19]
Dragons and Riders Dying
In Eragon, correct me if I'm wrong, if the Rider dies, the dragon dies, right? So that's actually something they invented for the film version. They will often die, just because the bond is so strong. But there's nothing like that compels the death. It's more like they're suicidal, they feel horrible, and they they end it. [33]
Dragon Colors
Why is Saphira blue? Because I'm color blind. I am red-green color blind. I see both red and green, but I see less of them than someone with normal color vision. And so if you've read the books, the way that I described dragon vision is how I see the world. Blue is the most vibrant color I tend to see. And thus, Saphira is blue. However, I've been told that the blue that I think Saphira is, is actually purple for someone with normal color vision. So I see purple as the most amazing blue. So she is a purple dragon, but I say she's blue. [35]
Back when I just finished Inheritance, I had some daydreams/fanfiction about the first new dragon that would hatch after Eragon left Alagaësia. Just wondering if you have guesses on the new dragon's color? Puce. [R]
Dragon Gods
Men, Dwarves, and Elves each have their own gods and religion. What about Dragons? Do they have their own gods and religion? Dragons ARE gods. At least, that’s what *they* think. [T]
Dragons are Cats
Could dragons make good pets? I clearly prefer dogs and cats! Dogs love us for life. Cats are the perfect companions for writers. In fact, my dragons behave like cats! Like them, they have high self-esteem. They are very proud. [4]
Saphira's Hotness
I know we all hate the movie because it’s awful, but I’m rewatching now and damn is newborn Saphira adorable as all hell. She needed to be fiercer looking, like a baby hawk. But yes, very cute. [R]
Saphira's supposed to look beautiful, right? She's FABULOUS. [R]
I was just wondering what you thought about Saphira's Rule 34 page. I don't want to think about it. [31]
Shruikan
Which character do you think is the most tragic, with the most disappointments and loss? Shruikan [R]

Murtagh

Pronunciation
How do you pronounce Murtagh, your new book? Because Italians have their pronunciations, English has its own pronunciations. We pronounciation the "gh" here in Italy. First of all, in The World of Eragon there are many different dialects and languages. So the way you say his name is how is name would be said in certain parts of the world. I say Murtagh (mur-tag) but I'm an American so my vowels are very flat, and in The Word of Eragon it probably would be said much more like Murtagh (murr-tug) or something like that. Like in Italian Ci. The first time I was in Italy, for Eldest, or for my second book. My parents came to visit while I was in Italy, and I was calling their room and I called to the front desk of the hotel and I asked for their room and I gave them the last name and I said "Paolini" (pow-li-ni) and they go "No. No. No." I said "Paolini (pow-li-ni)". "No. No. No. No one by that name." And finally I went "Paolini (pay-oh-liii-niiiiiiiii)". And they go "Ohhhhhhhh". [Note that when the translator tries saying this answer back in Italian all the Paolinis sound the same.] We also have a lot of different accents in the Italian language. That may have also helped out. No, I know. My family is originally from Bologna, and I watched a lot of Italian films and shows. The difference between what you hear in Inspector Commissario Montalbano versus some of the other films is very different. [7]
I reserve the right to butcher my character's names however I darn well please. And I have gotten into extended discussions with my fans about whether it is Murtuag, Murtag, or Murtah because Murtah is actually a real Irish name. And because I'm an uncouth American and I have flat vowels, I say Murtag, but it probably should be Murtuag and of course historically it's Murtah. [33]
Murtagh's Map
Why isn’t the map in English? Because it’s Murtagh’s actual map. The translation key is in the back of the book. [T]
Did you draw this and then fold and crease the page, and this is a photograph of that, or are the creases drawn? Neither. I drew it and then placed a picture of creased paper under the drawing, on a separate layer. The map by itself, without the paper image, looks rather bare, as I designed it to work with the underlying texture. [T]
The reason it's only half of Alagaësia, is because if you translate this bit, and there is a translation key in the back of the book, it says this is an imperial map. So this is a map from the Empire that Murtagh was given before the end of Inheritance. [17]
I've gotten a few people who've been annoyed that in the map at the beginning of Murtagh, all the locations are labeled in runes, which I do provide a Rosetta Stone for at the back of the book. Of course, you have to go look in the back of the book and know that it's there in order to figure that out. So some people have been like, "How am I supposed to know where Murtagh is? Come on." But the idea was that it is a in-universe artifact. It's actually the map that Murtagh himself is carrying around, which is why it's all wrinkled and stained and actually is what he's carrying around. [34]
The map at the beginning and the other illustrations are very dark. Is this deliberate or just an error? Printing error. It shouldn’t be that dark. [T]
Runes
There was also an instance where it says that the dwarves and humans use different runes, but in Eragon, it is mentioned that they use the same runes. Same runes arranged differently. [T]
While reading Murtagh, I came across a line where he is unable to read the dwarvern runes, however in Eldest, Gannel tells Eragon that humans adopted the dwarvern runes as their own. There's a discussion about the differences between the human and dwarven runes included at the back of Murtagh. [R]
Mr Stabby vs Tinkledeath
If there will be a duel between Mr. Stabby, which technically cannot be broken, and Tinkledeath that can cut through almost everything, how will the duel ensue? I would guess that Mr. Stabby could hold off Tinkledeath, at least for a time. But trying to block a sword with a fork is very, very difficult, so I wouldn't want to try. [19]
Svartlings
You have magic, dragons, ugly bird men and their ugly Wal-Mart bird dragons, bears the size of houses, elves that dress up as furries, and rocks that grow from farm soil! What a fantastical universe Don't forget the giant boars, the horned goat/sheep people, the ten-mile-high mountains, the giant whirlpool, and the spirit-possessed magicians. Oh yeah, and what are Svartlings? [R]
Poetry
In this book there are indeed many plot twists, epic new enemies, but you know what I wasn't expecting? Murtagh becoming a poet. Was it because you've become keen on poetry as well? It's because if you've ever spent a fair bit of time without the Internet and without television and without radio and without books, you get really bored quite honestly. Especially if you have the sort of mind that like you need to do something with your mind and I think Murtagh is that sort of a person. Like he has too many unpleasant things to think about in his life and so he needs to distract himself. And after the end of Inheritance he knows he's changed and I think he's trying to think of himself in a new light as a new person. So for me it was like fifty percent him trying to entertain himself, fifty percent him trying to avoid thinking about things he didn't want to think about. And then of course outside of the actual universe of the story it's me the author enjoying doing poetry. But I wouldn't put it in if I didn't think it made sense for the character. [17]
Glaedr’s scale
The werecat Carabel tells Murtagh that he must use a dragon scale to lure Muckmaw. She insists that “only the scale of a dragon will suffice for Muckmaw.” But why Glaedr’s scale? Couldn’t they have removed one of Thorn’s to use as bait? I was surprised that neither Murtagh or Thorn thought of it — even if just to dismiss it as a bad idea. You're right: I should have addressed this in the book, if even only to have Murtagh have the knee-reaction of "I'm not pulling a scale off Thorn!" to which Carabel would have said, "I'm not asking you to." etc. [R]
Why not any other scale, why only Glaedr's scale? Why didn't Murtagh ask the same question? Murtagh would NEVER volunteer to pull a scale off Thorn. Especially not if there was a possible alternative. [T]
Who was the elf that was protecting Glaedr's scale? Murtagh literally has to stab himself to free himself from the mental grip of someone, and he's not the least bit curious as to who it is? I think it's one of the two elves standing outside the stone house in Gilead. The ones that Murtagh purposefully avoided. This. [R]
Doorways
"He blinked and took a closer look at the back wall. Was there something on the ... Yes. A faint line of white chalk. He traced it with his eyes and found that the line drew an arch from floor to head height. An arch or a doorway. The idea of a doorway. A yearning for freedom." Sounds like the kind of door Angela drew in FWW... Sure does. [T]
Scurvy
How did Murtagh not get scurvy when he was living off the land? My boy didn't have a single fruit. Organ meats and pine-needle tea. [T]
Scrying
I think [Murtagh and Thorn] are very very ignorant of magic. Like when they were talking about going south and were like "welp there's no faster way to contact anyone other than courier". I was practically screaming "YES THERE IS IT'S CALLED SCRYING YOU IDIOTS" Nasuada would be warded against random scrying, and Murtagh knows this. Pretty sure he thinks about this exact point when considering how to get info to Nasuada near the end of the Gil'ead sequence. [R]
ADHD
I was describing this book [Murtagh] to my partner while I was reading it. And he goes "these two characters sound like they have ADHD". And I was like, "I see it." I don't know. They focus pretty well on the things they do. [32]
Azlagûr
Is the "unnamed shadow" in Eragon's Guide to Alagaësia the DraumaAzlagûr? It is not referring to Azlagûr. [R]
Could Azlagûr be a Chinese Dragon? The old Chinese explanation for solar eclipses WAS a dragon eating the sun. Scary [R]
Galbatorix Motivations
You tie Galbatorix to Bachel in this book in a way. Was there was that like nerve-wracking, because there's that element of like 'oh am I going to take something away from the previous story by tying it in here'? Yeah and it's possible some people are going to view it as too much of a retcon, but to that I would say two things. One, a lot of this has been planned for a very long time by me. Two I wouldn't believe 100% everything Bachel says. I have my own theories for what Galbatorix thought and felt and was actually up to. I don't think actually that the Dreamers had as much control. In fact the whole reason I'm sure he was looking for the name of names, the name of the ancient language, was to wipe the Dreamers out in many ways. I wouldn't trust everything Bachel says. [11]
Galbatorix downfall was his unawareness of non-worded magic, but in Murtagh he and the forsworn meet Bachel who only uses unworded magic. Remember: Bachel lies. And even if she didn't, and Galbatorix was aware of wordless magic, he never would have thought to protect himself against a spell meant to help him, not hurt him. [T]
The whole "Galby lost part of his army in the spine" thing was a result (in part) of his attempt to deal with the Dreamers, and we have Bachel boasting that even Galbatorix couldn't stop them. And yet, we've been told that Eragon and the Eldunarí could have dealt with the Dreamers without too much difficulty. Galbatorix was significantly more powerful than they were, even without the Name of Names. So, if we take-as-given that Galbatorix wanted the Dreamers gone, why are they still there? He knew where they were, he knew he had the means to obliterate them, and (by his own estimation) the Varden was no real threat to him. 1. Bachel lies. 2. The Urgals wiped out Galbatorix's army. No contradiction there. Were they controlled/influenced by the Dreamers? Good question. 3. The Dreamers themselves aren't the real threat. 4. Galbatorix knew more than Murtagh/readers know. [R]
The thing that bothered me about the Ra'zac saying he's getting close to finding the Name is that I can't figure out any way they would have any indication of whether he's "close." There are many different names for the language, some more descriptive than others, but only one true name. It would be like saying, “I know Latin!” vs. “I know this exact dialect from this exact time period, and it is called X.” There are layers of specificity. [R]
Shaking the valley
Do you have a favorite scene or character or moment that you want to share? I really liked when Bachel shook the valley. Did she shake the valley though or is there a giant dragon under the Earth that moved in its slumber? Because I have theories. Well that's a good question. [11]
Thorn Flashbacks
The scenes where Thorn was being put in an arena when he was young, is it a vision or is it a real recollection of Murtagh? That was a real recollection. [19]
End Him Rightly
Was there a reference in murtagh to the pommel throwing technique? A certain character [Tornac] asked "Did you end him rightly?" And that made me remember the German fencing manual? Or was this just coincidence? There are no coincidences. @Skallagrim Ok, but like are we supposed to interpret this as a valid technique in-universe which Murtagh did? Or perhaps as a joke that the above mentioned character decided was appropriate to reference at that particular moment? It's both. It's a valid historical technique and also a joke within the HEMA community. Though not meant to be a joke between characters. [T]
Torture
I just finished Murtagh and one thing that sticks to my mind is how pointless / tame the torture scenes were. The torture was worse than you think. I just didn’t want to write it out in detail. [R]
My personal theory is that Bachel forced Murtagh to inflict the pain on his own body through the breath or invading his mind. I could see Bachel forcing Thorn to maul Murtagh, Or Murtagh to torment Thorn under the breath. It was even worse than either of those two options, sorry to say. [R]
Ithring
I just noticed; the Fractalverse logo & the center of [the Ithring] symbol, are similar. Shhh. [T]
Murtagh's Spell
Does the explosion from “compress air and gather light” come from Murtagh [focusing] a bunch of light into a spot, which would heat up the air and cause it to rapidly expand? Bingo. And if there was watemoisture at the target location (which there was), you'll get a steam explosion. [R]
One of the spells Murtagh cast in the book, I think the translation was "Compress the air and gather light." And then a big explosion happened. Was that lightning or was that a form of plasma that had become unstable? Superheated watemoisture expanding. Basically, a steam explosion. [T]
Murtagh Healing
You really put Murtagh through a lot. And it made me both smile and ache for him. I did put him through it. And one of the reasons is because although it was not his choice, he did some pretty unpleasant things and coming to terms with that was never going to be easy. And I think he will have an easier time of it moving forward now. He'll never have the life that Eragon has, but I think he has a chance at a more normal life now. As normal as he'll ever have a life. I wouldn't be surprised if he wakes up in a cold sweat, having some bad dreams for a couple of years, but I think he's on the path to healing. [19]
Nasuada controlling magic users
Given the new paradigm of Nasuada being a queen, how will she manage to have at the same time potent enough magicians and keeping control of magic in her realm as decades will go on in the future, especially since she's not a magician herself? That is the problem she's grappling with and it's a difficult one. I think the solution she's settled on at the moment is insufficient, with drugging people who don't want to join Du Vrangr Gata or don't want to swear this or that. So my thought is that now that Murtagh is spending time with her and Murtagh has had this experience of being controlled by Bachel's breath, he has a unique perspective on all of this, and perhaps that will help guide Nasuada's thoughts and approaches moving forward. But it's a problem. I've seen people criticize Nasuada's choices with how to deal with the magicians. And I'll happily agree it's not ideal, but it's also not ideal to have random people wandering around who can kill you with a word or who can slip into your mind and control you and you have no defense against that. It's a major major problem and no one would put up with it in the real world. If you knew that was a possibility and you suspected someone of being a magician, that's the sort of thing where witch hunts and magician hunts start actually making a lot of sense. Maybe not on an individual moral level, but from a societal standpoint, it starts making a lot of sense why you might kill those people.* [19]
Murtagh and Nasuada
What are Murtagh & Nasuada up to at this moment in time? Standing outside the small, barred room hidden behind her council chamber. [T]

Fractalverse

Sometimes I overthink things and end up confusing readers. Example: in Fractal Noise, I have my civilian characters use twelve-hour time. But they refer to the times using 24-hour terminology. So they'd say "Oh-nine-hundred" for 9am OR 9pm and rely on context for the listener to understand. Problem is, I never really explained what I was doing to readers. Lol. Ah well. Live and learn. [T]
Re-read To Sleep after reading Fractal Noise and somewhere in To Sleep it says the Great Beacon pulses ever 5.2 seconds but in Fractal Noise it says it's around 10 seconds. Is this a misprint? Yes. Was corrected in reprints. [T]
I have so many unanswered questions about Talos & the hole! Can we pleease get some lore on it. Lore upcoming in the next #Fractalverse books. So. Much. Lore. There's an entire dimension to the story that isn't yet apparent. [T]
If you think about it, the #Fractalverse has seven dimensions: three-subluminal, one luminal, and three superluminal. . . . I'm sure it's just coincidence. Why 3 subluminal and 3 superluminal? I thought the Tri-Space model was 3 realms? Yes, three realms, but superluminal and sub-luminal space are each 3D, while the luminal realm is just a membrane separating them. (Technically the membrane has an infinitesimal thickness to it, but that's splitting TEQs. For all practical purposes, it's 1D.) [T]

Fan Theories

I understood that some seeds had been planted in Murtagh, which made me wonder. Those seeds were even already in Brisingr. [23]
How far does the history of Alagaësia go, with all the associated myths and legends? You are now looking at the figurative tip of the iceberg. There is much more. There are fans who can now finally connect some of the clues I left in Eragon and my science fiction books. They suddenly get an inspiration and say: “Christopher doesn't play chess, he plays 4D chess.” But I have given away a lot of hints in my books, which I now have to do something with. In the coming books, both in Eragon and in my science fiction books, we will get more of the history, including things that I laid the foundation for years ago. So are both series connected? No comment. [23]
In the fan community there have been some very smart people who have been concocting some elaborate theories of what is actually going on in the World of Eragon and the Fractalverse. And they’re not right on everything but they’ve gotten pretty close in some very interesting ways. And all I'll say is that yes, I am doing a quite a lot of deep things and it isn't really apparent yet, and that's just my own fault, because I haven't written the next couple of books that will confirm what it is I'm actually doing on a deep level. So I'm looking forward to that. [32]
Have you seen any theories out there that have been correct? Yeah, a couple. There's a couple of really super smart fans in my fan base who've finally caught on to some of the very deep things I've been doing in the background of both my fantasy books and also my sci fi ones. And they've been like picking apart the world and going, wait a minute. Did Christopher mean this? Did he mean this? And nine times out of ten, the answer is yes. It's really hard to outsmart the crowd. There's so many smart people out there. And I love seeing that engagement. [33]
I have a bunch more theories on Giants but I'll save it for another post. You better write that post about the Giants. [R]
There are a lot of specific references to the moon in relation to the Ra'zac. Sheesh. All this talk of moons makes me wonder why/how Angela ended up being called Uluthrek. [R]
Fractal Noise has nearly no lore pertaining these theories. Ahem. All this talk about spirits and not a single mention of the 'angels' from FN? [R]
There gotta be something interesting at the top of Beors. Nobody has been to the top yet, not even the Riders. Pretty much little to zero breathing air at that point. Seems like the perfect place to have magical or immortal beings kinda just hanging out away from anything. Heh [R]
Right now no matter what way you swing it, we have issues in terms of time. Angela's presence makes things infinitely more complicated. Correct. I'm also guessing we're dealing with the very real issue of "Paolini is making up new shit as he goes", and is finding ways to retroactively make things fit together. Incorrect. (Or at least, mostly incorrect. :D) There's a major piece to the puzzle that I haven't shared yet. The next two Fractalverse books will clarify. [R]

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2024.05.07 12:26 cymbelinee Mid-Card Bingo Report: 30 days, 13 books, 12 new authors and 1 standout favourite

I'm doing a hero mode card with all female authors. Having started a month ago, I've now completed 13 squares and most of what I've read has been decent. I've already reviewed everything here in seperate posts except The Steerswoman, which i'm just noticing I skipped somehow, and Sword of the Guardian which I finished at 1 am last night! But here's an overview of how it's broken down in terms of quality.
BEST IN SHOW
EXCELLENT
WORTH A READ IN GENERAL
COULD BE WORTH A READ IF YOU'RE BORED AND/OR ESP LIKE THE GENRE
I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND
Thanks again to the Great Bingo Organisers! I realise that one of the reasons I'm loving this bingo thing (this is my first time) is that it reminds me of the summer reading challenges they'd have at the library when I was a kid. I loved storming through the whole thing and this gives me a similar feeling!
ETD: typo
ETD: Black's title corrected to Book of Night.
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2024.05.07 12:19 Evanstanislas Appreciation for the players (APAC and SA)

Los Angeles has finished and what a show, what a final. As the games are finished, the players are flying (or driving) back home, the production teams are packing, players are reviewing, fans are celebrating (or arguing or even explaining). Usually I post some facts here, but I will create it later as I reviewed more and more information. This time though I'm going to give some applause for some participants:
  1. REJECT WINNITY (Obly, KaronPe, SangJoon, ahn2e (Coach))
First of all, ofcourse the winners. YOU WILL REGRET indeed. B Stream interview buff is real guys. If you overlook these guys, then never ever overlook them again.
Obly, the gesture after winning LAN is so-so cold, and he deserved to do that, Korean best IGL and for now, Apex's best IGL.
KaronPe, he has been here since the Wyvern days in Krakow, only missing finals once in London 2, and the support that glued them together, as a Wattson main, I'm really rooting for him. And don't get me wrong, his mechanics are amazing too.
SangJoon, data has shown it right u/Raileyx? The best player for a reason, those crispy PK shot, those movements, those fragging, he is praised by a lot of pros for a reason. Been following him since Stockholm, and he is getting better and better.
They have been together since Y3, as Parkha left, Vor3z joined, and SangJoon was in Crazy Raccoon as tryout since FOR7 left Apex. However, these 2 ended up swapping teams and the rest is history. They become a time that is Top 20 worldwide but never good enough to be Top 1. But they carried on together and what a result (Well they changed coach this year but still...)
  1. Serenity (Buegy, Jesko, Legacy, tiltedWinnie (Coach))
First of all, how's the Serenity? Joke aside, this is pretty much the most surprising team out of LAN. Yes their finals is a bit underwhelming compared to others, but good experience for them. And they are certainly in your bingo card to get finals, even I won't think that they will be in the finals 4 days ago. This is the first time they are together, they have the spot because of Legacy and Jaro (DNP) when they were playing as Spicy Burrito and were the original IBG, but history aside, they did well.
A good shoutout the their coach, tiltedWinnie. She is the first female coach in Apex pro scene afaik (maybe besides the all female one) and only the second female participants in Apex LANs (the first is Esdesu from 789 in Krakow). She looks shy to the cameras (and a bit off topic but she is cute love her so much), but let me tell you, she is an amazing player and now coach. She played 2 Pro League split and clearly knows what to do. This should be the inspiration for the girls out there who wanted to get to Apex. In pro league we have Winnie, Sabz, and more recently Kyri and Aoharu (though the latter 3 didn't make PL). And don't forget the past when we have Lutziana, Guhrl, Esdesu and Evzy.
  1. Wonton Dumpling (GuGu/peekgod, Xzz/JackieChan, Boring/BoBo)
This is the #1 seed in APAC South and people maybe saying, "how is this team first?" "Turns out they're actually bad", or maybe "This is why you shouldn't contest TSM" bla bla bla
But no, this is appreciation for them, they added BoBo in 2024 and results has shown. Making it to the first LAN in their career is already amazing in itself, being also in PRC and those VISA wars are harder than it should be. And 29th is not bad, at least Top 30 is achievable, and they will iron out the things that they're bad at and eventually becomes stronger, remember, last time in Split 1 Playoffs the number 1 team in APAC South in IBG also went bad, and that team ended become Legends Gaming, and speaking of them
  1. Legends Gaming (StrafingFlame, PlayerK, Koy (Sub), Nihil (Coach), EzFlash (unable to attend))
Well well well, kudos to these players, they got 5th without EzFlash. Koy is amazing and wish him luck in the future, his stocks are still very fine. And for EzFlash, don't worry, your time will come again.
  1. WMNDY (Kz, Shark, BoLin (Sub), ZDavis (unable to attend))
"Oh China Invite, bad bad bad bad." "Apex just want money" "These teams are poor, 39th at best" but no, they are showing in the first day that China invite is not bad, and going through LB1 is also a feat on it's own. Wish that they want to improve their skill by going to APAC S, but maybe if they want LAN, this is the way for now. BoLin clearly helps with experience as sub, and for Kz and Shark, welcome to LAN, hopefully we can see you again.
  1. HEROEZ (Laheem, Bastian, Kisanss, Salvatorez (Coach))
No way I'll miss this team, what a clutch by the way Bastian. You finally make amends to when you missed London 1. You didn't let the VISA killed your chance and now you are attending LAN again, congrats a lot.
  1. Geared Gaming (Panic, Zillach, Renatricky, Stressado (Coach))
Well, renatricky has retired by this point. I can only wish good luck. But you guys did great, finally SA on top of LB, despite not making it to finals, you did your best. And for some message, ALGS PLEASE LET SOUTH AMERICA HAVE THEIR PRO LEAGUE AGAIN, YOU GUYS ARE KILLING YOURSELF IN SOUTH AMERICA BY DOING THIS, PLEASE GIVE MORE EFFORT
  1. The "you are amazing and my salute for you" to these teams:
FNATIC, VP, Red Rams, Riddle, Kinotrope, CR
Well for FNATIC though, I expect a lot from you and you delivered, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
  1. The "You can improve, it's time to level up your game using this experience" for:
NTH, TYK, BGB, MDY White, NTC, BR Demonz, and HAO
Especially you guys for APAC South, please make it better, we already lost some slots and it's time to get it back.
My appreciation post is over, but if you are appreciations for those 20 teams I mentioned, leave it in the comments.
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2024.05.06 22:23 Legal-Perspective441 AITAH For writing on my ex's car after he cheated on me and dumped me for the girl he cheated with?

Okay this might be a long one and I'm sorry the title is mundane, I'm not really crazy enough to key his car or spray paint it because I'd feel horrible if I did.
Anyways context, I (19F) was with my ex (19m) for three years, we met in college and started dating three months later, he was everything I could ever ask for: sweet; intelligent. We went through college together and I feel like I've known him my whole life, it was that instant connection. For the first year everything was actually alright but then he started working at a fast food restaurant and met Sarah (18m). Sarah is a year younger than us both and isn't a nice person at all, however they got close as they both loved the same bands and singers like TV Girl, The Cure, Radiohead and your other typical indie bands that they class as 'underground' (this is important context for later). I will admit I am insecure however I always, for the sake of the relationship, allowed him to do what he wanted, I wasn't going to parent him and I let him do anything he wanted. They got closer and it did make me uncomfortable, I did voice these opinions however he would usual shut them down with the typical 'she's just a friend, don't worry she's like my little sister and isn't my type'. Things got a bit rocky and in summer 2022 we mutually decided to take a break from the relationship which lasted for three months however in this time he had fingered her however after he was going around saying how disgusted he was he even touched her and how ugly she was and that he realises they're just friends.
Come November 2022 and he contacts me saying he wants to meet up and talk, so we did. Here he told me everything he did which I wasn't impressed with because I knew I had a gut feeling about Sarah for a reason, anyways we ended up taking things slowly to build up trust and get back together but I gave him the conditions that he blocks Sarah and she stays out of our lives because I didn't feel comfortable if the girl he fingered was around our relationship and that is also when I found out she is basically in love with him which further solidified my decision to ask him to block her, which he did.
I only met Sarah once and that was when mine and my ex's friend group went out to for some drinks, she had used a fake ID to get in so she was already on a thin line really but she sat there most of the night staring at my ex and not making any conversation with anyone (if a brick wall was personified then it'd be Sarah she has 0 personality to her). Anyways her and her two mates had gone outside for a smoke and me and my ex and some of our friends also went outside and that is when Sarah got her fake ID taken off her. The bouncer had confiscated it and told her she needed to fuck off (I live in the UK so things like this is pretty normal). She was going to get an Uber back but I felt uncomfortable a then 17 year old being in an Uber by herself so I offered her a lift back with my ex and one of our mates, she took up my offer. And that was the only time I ever met that girl, keep in mind I didn't do anything horrible to her I was only ever nice. Now this is when I made the mistake of befriending Sarah on Snapchat and also letting my ex unblock her.
For like two months Sarah and my ex were constantly talking to the point she became second on his bestfriends list and I found this really odd considering he said they don't talk that much. One snap I saw from her when he opened it and she was just being too suggestive? Anyways I stopped my ex and said that I didn't think it was a good idea that he had her anymore as their interactions were making me uncomfortable and that I'd appreciate it if he blocked her and left her in the past for good this time. I apologised for confusing him but my logic was I was too harsh on the girl and wanted to give her an opportunity to be a good friend to him but she proved she's a little minx who's very good at playing the innocent card and I had to stop it before it escalated (spoiler it didn't stop a fucking thing).
October 2023, the very first week one of my ex's friends who he goes university with messaged me saying that him and Sarah had been hanging out in our local town, going to record stores together and that he had taken a photo of her holding a vinyl and saved it to his my eyes only on snap. I was really hurt and very upset, I couldn't stop crying because he had told me he was in town with a mate so he had lied. We nearly broke up then and there but he manipulated the situation and got me to stay (I would like to add here now that my ex was very emotionally abusive, it's left me with some major trauma now). One week later, he has sex with her on a Wednesday and I do not find out until the Tuesday after that week.
The Friday after he cheated, he took me out for food looked me in my eyes and told me he loved me and would never cheat on me (fucking ironic) however he asked the most bizarre question, "If we got married and you found I cheated lets say 5 years into the marriage would you leave me?" this question alone should have waved the red flags but because I was so blinded I just joked that I'd dump his ass and take everything but I noticed the slight change in his whole demeanour and mood after that, but I didn't notice. That brings me to Tuesday, he's acting weird on text and then he drops it on me that he has something to tell me but he wants to do it in person and we couldn't see each other until Friday that week. This worried me and I pushed and pushed until he rang me sobbing and admitted to having sex with Sarah and I threw up. I was crying, gagging, puking the whole mile whilst he was apologising profusely. Genuinely I have never felt pain like this in my entire life, it was physical pain your chest hurts you feel violently ill, it is just vile. To cut a longer story short, I believed he was genuinely sorry and I took him back however looking back now I know there was nothing genuine about any of it.
After this the relationship has changed entirely, I can't sleep in his bed without having panic attacks because that's where he fucked her, he got angry at me for being upset over the situation. It was just a really shitty and difficult time and because he was so manipulative he'd isolated me from my friends and family so I really felt alone. We got back to some sort of normal and I felt like we were improving. Then December 2023, my grandad got diagnosed with Stage 4 Lung Cancer and was given under six months left to live, I was devastated because I was really close to this grandad and again for later context my ex was fully aware of this.
January 2024 on my 19th birthday my grandad was given under two weeks left to live, I spent that evening in my ex's arms sobbing and just saying how the world is unfair and he agreed with me. January the 15th is the last time I see my grandad alive which also happens to be the last time I see my ex as he decides to dump me :) it was so random and out of the blue but he said he wanted to work on himself and I was so so heartbroken but what could I do? I didn't accept it but I had to be there for my nan. That's when I found out that evening that my ex had Sarah over his place and he had taken her on a date and this wasn't even 2 hours after he had dumped me.
January 19th, my grandad dies in the morning, it's gut wrenching and despite my ex dumping me he said if I ever needed anything to message me because he still loves me (BS). Anyways, I messaged him "Hi ___, just to let you know my grandad died 10 minutes ago, I know we're not together but I could really use some help." to which I get an immediate response "___, I'm so sorry to hear about your grandad but I'm with Sarah at the moment again I'm sorry and I hope you have the support". Heart shattered even further, I struggle with mental health issues and he always used to make fun of me harming myself so it was all just a big fat smack in the face really.
The next month I am just existing: bed rotting; throwing everything back up; crying all the time; loads of panic attacks. I nearly had to go in hospital because I just was so unwell. All the meanwhile my ex and Sarah are going out on loads of dates and they make their relationship official on Valentine's day. The funny thing about this though is he took her to the same place AND the same table he asked me to be his gf, she was literally in the seat I sat in lol. Anyways now they're flaunting their relationship trying to act like the most innocent people when they are both horrible. It is during this time I find out more about the cheating: Sarah had slept the night after they fucked and yet my ex denied that rumour up until he ended it with me then deemed it was okay for me to know the truth; they had been calling since their hangout in town, falling asleep on facetime together; Sarah knew we were dating so please don't feel any sympathy for her because she knew very well what she was doing and she never apologised to me just said she should have waited for us to break up before making a move (yet she goes around telling everyone how scared of me she is).
From February up until now even I took the time to reflect on everything and I always pick up on things he did that makes me believe he was cheating for longer but emotionally before the physical. When we were going a concert in September 2023 he asked me what I class as emotional cheating and I gave him my answer, it's such a red flag question now that makes me believe they had been talking since the start of August 2023, IDK this information just breaks my heart to be honest with you.
Now that brings me to the present, he had claimed him and Sarah were made for each other because they both love TV Girl and "no one listens to them like we do", I shit you not their whole relationship is built on a delusion they're soulmates because they both like TV Girl... and yet I bet a lot of the people on this sub are bigger fans than them two... He's taking her to see Cigarettes After Sex in November but oh wait, me and him saw them in November 2023... He's trying to live our relationship through her.
Anyways, between February and March he had been harassing me like crazy, creating alt accounts to message me but making them untraceable so Sarah didn't know and this is when he admitted he still loves me and asked if there is ever another chance, I never answered that question because he was trying to get closure from me but he never gave the decency of any closure when he dumped me so why should I? During this period he said a lot to me which I have screenshots of (waiting for the day they come in useful) and was insulting the hell out of Sarah (she doesn't know he was messaging me or anything). I eventually had enough and blocked him however at the start of March I unblocked him because I found out he had been sending my nudes to his mates, I went ballistic however he claimed he didn't have them but he has a secret calculator app on his phone no one (not even Sarah) will know about and that is where he keeps them. I called him a lot of names and just ripped him a new one and that was the last time I had contact with him.
So then about two weeks ago me and my friend ( who is a mutual of myself and my ex) were at his house because he had some of my stuff he found ( he kept a lot of it still) my friend was in the house for so long but he had parked his car right behind my ex's car (it is also worth noting now that my ex has a 2005 Toyota Aygo worth like £500) and in my friends car he has a bingo dobber, so then I had this amazing idea to right some very colourful words on his car with it. I made sure to write them big and bold so anyone would be able to see and immediately after I felt horrendous but I committed to my decision. I think it rained that night and it washed off his car anyways but I just felt so so bad.
As of now, I'm doing alright but I still get in my feels and just get so sad about the situation, I know I'm not the only one who's gone through a heartbreak like this but sometimes you just feel so alone, anyways I hope I haven't bored anyone too much or confused anyone (I was crying whilst typing this up). If anyone has any advice on how they got over their shitty ex I'd love to know :3
So AITAH for writing on my ex's car after he dumped me for the girl he cheated on me with?
Edit: I would like to add that his car wasn't permanently damaged and I do know I had no right to touch his vehicle, not my proudest moment at all but it's done now. Thank you for being understanding of my situation and giving me advice :)
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2024.05.06 18:30 KimmyIsNotHere Server Hopping for Enclave Plasma Rifle (EPR) Mods: Some Things I've Learned

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2024.05.02 16:31 YaranaRouja [Incident (C:A)]: 0905 (Hotel Visit)

It's been a while since I've visited one of my best friends, she lives in a fancy hotel. I'm heading there now! Leaving my house, I enter my car, starting the engine. I begin to drive through the neighborhood, which is pretty close to the city. It's gonna take a few minutes to reach the hotel. While driving, I think about my roommate, who's a weird guy. Will he be okay staying at my house all alone for a day? Probably, he's nice, but kinda creepy for some reason, like most weird guys I've met. I'm used to it! ... Sort of. Wait.. I don't think I told him where I was going. Welp, what could go wrong? Anyways, I get to my destination. The hotel is still fancy as ever! Exiting my car and closing the door, I lock the doors and I approach the entrance of the HUGE building. Wow, looks like they renovated the lobby, it's amazing! Happily, I walk up to the front desk, the receptionist greets me politely and asks if I want to book a room. I answer by saying no, I'm just here to visit a friend of mine. She laughs a little, and tells me to go ahead. I enter an elevator, closing the door. My best friend lives on the third floor, I'm going up there! I press the floor button and patiently wait.
... *Ding!*
Here I am! Alright, let's go and see my friend. Walking around the hallway, I find her room, bingo! I gently knock on the door, then I hear her getting up from a chair. She answers, and gets surprised. My friend tells me that she didn't expect me to visit her here. We both cheerfully giggle, I ask what she's up to, she replies by saying that she is doing a commission for someone right now, but she can't think of anything like a cool pose or something, her customer didn't really specify. Just draw this thing and that's it. Hmm.. So, she wants to do something else to get motivated. My friend curiously asks if we can go and have fun, I cheerily say sure! Holding my left hand, we head to the elevator, she presses the second floor button.
... *Ding!*
And then, we start running through a few hallways and reach a swimming pool. It's big as hell! There are a lot of players playing together in there, splashing water at each other and stuff. My friend tells me to wait, she's going to change so she can jump in and swim. Okay! I'll do the same. A few minutes pass, she returns and leaps into the pool, water flies everywhere. She's laughing happily. I take off my shirt and put it on a bench, and I also jump in. We're having fun! Three hours later of us doing fun stuff together and going to random spots in the hotel, we get back to the third floor and walk back to her room. Look at her, she's in a fantastic mood now! I like it when my friends are super happy, it makes me smile. She thanks me so much for going (nearly) everywhere with her, she's feeling pretty much motivated to do the commission now. Hey, that's what friends do, right? Hmmm, I should probably book a room of my own, this place looks so chill and less boring than the other places I've been to. Entering the elevator, I press on the lobby button, then the door shuts.
... *Ding!*
Approaching the front desk again, I tell the receptionist that I want a room in the hotel. Smiling cheerfully, she nods. Three minutes pass, she gives me my room's key and asks how long will I be staying, I say just a day would do. Again, she nods, wishing me a good lovely day, I do the same. Being nice sure is... well, nice! So, my room is on the fourth floor, let's go and see it. Re-entering the elevator, I press the fourth floor button. I patiently wait as I hum a little tune.
... *Ding!*
I think my room is that way. Leaving the elevator, I walk down a couple of hallways and find my room. Sweet! I unlock the door and enter. Wow, this room is quite big and fancy, I love it. I shut the door, then begin to explore. Whoa, a walk-in closet?! Cool! There's a game console AND a controller too? Awesome, even though I'm an adult, hahaha! I like gaming, anyways. I sit on the bed, which is very comfortable. Better than my own bed at my house.. just kidding! It feels the same. Well, time to play some video games! ... Two hours later, I hear three gentle knocks on the door. Oh, who could that be? Pausing the game and placing the controller on the table, I hop off the bed and calmly approach the door, I answer it. It's my weird guy roommate! ... For some reason, I'm feeling something off about him. Cheerily, I greet him, no response, obviously. I back away to let him in and he enters my room, then he slams the door shut. He's staring at me as he did that, never looked away or anything. Sweating nervously, I walk back to the bed, sitting back down. Okay, I'm getting a little creeped out now... I pick up the console's controller and resume playing the game. The weird guy sits next to me, I can feel him staring at me. A few minutes pass, I pause the game to look at him. Yup, just as I said. A bit spooked, I ask how he knew where I was, again... no response. Umm, okay..? I continue playing, trying to ignore him. Then, I hear someone knocking on the door.
"Coming!"
Pausing the game once more, I get up from the bed. I happily tell the weird guy that the person who just knocked must be one of my friends, and that I may have not noticed them in the hallway when I was looking for my room. Approaching the door, all of a sudden, he rushes past me and locks it. Damn it, I forgot the key was still in there! Wait.. why did he do that?! The weird guy stares at me as he puts it in one of his pockets. What the fluff? I tell him to unlock the door right now, he shakes his head no. And then, he starts to walk over to me, I back away from him nervously. I should've listened to my gut feeling when I first met him at the arcade..! I hear one of my friends faintly outside the door, he sounds afraid.
"Daniel!? DANIEL, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE!? Open the door!!"
Before I get to yell for help, the weird guy immediately covers my mouth with his right hand to keep me from screaming. Frantically, I attempt to remove his hand from me, but to no avail. He's too strong! My friend rams into the door violently, breaking the door in half, but it's too late for him to save me. The weird guy and I get teleported to some abandoned place that sort of resembles a house. He lets me go by shoving me against a wall, then pulls out his sign. Shoot, he wants to kill me?! Fearfully, I flee, he gives chase. I have to find something to use as a weapon fast!! Five minutes of me being pursued by the weird guy, I spot a long wooden leg that belonged to a big, BIG table or something, I quickly pick it up. That's it, I'm going to fight him! I'll try not to trigger his violent side. We are now in a large, spacious empty room. After staring (or glaring in my case) at each other for a bit, the weird guy charges at me and swings his sign, I block it instantly. Holy shoot, that was so close to my head! Also, this wooden leg is tough as fluff, it feels like there's steel in there. Every time he swings his sign, I block it from touching me. Now though, he's pushing my weapon with it, making me back away bit by bit. My back is against the wall, I'm struggling to push it back at him.
"What the fluff is wrong with you!? I knew that us being "friends" would end up a fluffing disaster, now I don't want to have you as a friend ever!! FLUFF. OFF!!"
I see his left eye twitch, he pushes even harder, causing me to lower myself to the ground slowly. AGH! My arms are hurting..! I can still.. do it! I finally manage to shove him a bit. Thank god he didn't turn violent, because that would be the end of me. Then he swings his sign, I block his attack. Goddamn it, he's so determined to kill me! ... Suddenly, I hear a certain player's voice.
"What's up? And good-bye!~"
It's The Badass Sheriff! How did he know that we are here? Someone must've told him. Aiming his shotgun at the weird guy's head, he shoots, instantly killing him. Eww, there's blood on me! Gross. Anyways, I approach and thank him profusely. Smirking triumphantly, he reassures me that SpinningSeaTurtles will never harm or kill anyone again. What..? That's his username? It sounds ridiculous! Leaving the building, we enter his car and he drives away from the place. As we go through the city, Clyde starts to tell me all about the weird guy who's fatally cured, thanks to him. Apparently, he didn't like it when his 'friends' travels to somewhere else without saying anything to him, but he ALSO hates it when those 'friends' of his visit their other friends to hang out with instead of him. Oh, shoot... Clyde asks where I was before I went to that abandoned building, I answer that I was at a fancy hotel because I'm only staying there for a single day. He laughs cheerily, and says that he's going to take me there to finish the stay, then we can hang out. Whoa, seriously?! Me, with The Badass Sheriff!? Awesome! Curiously, I ask if he's ever been there, Clyde replies by saying yes, he was at the hotel before, but he wasn't alone, he had his best friend, Louie, with him. They were there because his friend suggested they go to the hotel to have some fun. Neat! He reaches my destination and I exit his car, I thank him again for rescuing me.
"Don't sweat it, pal! Make sure to inform me when your stay is over, alright?"
"I will, Clyde. Bye!"
He drives off, I enter the hotel again. I sigh in relief. Uh, the players are looking at me, they look spooked. Heh, I know, there's blood on my body... I'll just go back to my room so I can wash myself. Getting into the elevator, I press the fourth floor button.
... *Ding!*
I head back to my room, the door is completely broken. Someone will fix it, I think? I go to the bathroom and shut the door. A few minutes pass, I come out, nice and clean! Ahh... That's much better! I sit on the bed, then lie down, my hands behind my head, smiling a little.
This day was quite... interesting and frightening, to say the least..
I can't believe I get to hang out with The Badass Sheriff!!

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2024.05.01 23:31 XenariaV 3.24 Feedback

With a few weeks into the league, I decided to give some feedback on the league mechanic and all the other changes.
I won't include things that were not touched this league.
1.) League Mechanic
2.) Atlas Skill Tree
3.) Scarab changes
4.) Betrayal
5.) Boss changes and Tier 17 Maps
6.) New Gems
7.) Early league balance changes
8.) Campaign changes
There are propably a lot of other things to mention, but this is already to long for Mark so I only hope that someone else at GGG reads this and maybe tells him about some of the feedback or makes a Bingo board for him.
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2024.04.30 00:42 NoBrakes58 Some Bingo Reviews

Rather than saving all of my bingo reviews for the end, I figured that I'd share reviews for every 5 reads on the card. I knocked out my fifth just a bit ago, so here's what I've got so far.

A Storm of Swords - George R. R. Martin

(Alliterative Title, Prologues and Epilogues, Multi POV, Character with a Disability, Reference Materials)
A Storm of Swords is the third book of A Song of Ice and Fire and picks up right where the previous volume left off in the aftermath of the Battle of Blackwater Bay. I won’t go too much into the plot other than to say it feels like it has 3 different climaxes, but the quality of the writing is, overall, fantastic. That said, it is occasionally a bit lopsided in how it presents the various points of view, and sometimes feels both like there’s too much content to possibly have been in one volume and like the content is padded out just a bit slower than I should like (though generally in the name of world-building and illustration). I liked it overall, but I’m also not feeling like I need to rush into A Feast for Crows.

The Kaiju Preservation Society - John Scalzi

(Entitled Animals)
This is the third Scalzi book I’ve read and he's quickly becoming a favorite of mine. The main character gets laid off from his job working in the executive offices of a food delivery app, then gets laid off again from his role as a driver for the same app. But as fate would have it his last delivery is to an old acquaintance who offers him a job hauling stuff for a field team with a shadowy organization known simply as “KPS.” He takes the job and finds himself in a parallel earth where kaiju are real, and KPS leans on the funding of governments and private individuals to study the challenges of both keeping the kaiju alive and keeping the kaiju on their side of the dimensional barrier.
It’s a quick read, but a lot of fun. There are moments of seriousness among the absurdity of it all, and a fair bit of genre savvy from the characters (who even directly make a comment about watching the original Godzilla being a regular tradition among their group), and it all adds into something that feels relatively more grounded than his more comedic genre send-ups in Redshirts and Starter Villain. This one had been on my list for a while and I'm glad I finally looped back for it.

War for the Oaks - Emma Bull

(Bards, Prologues and Epilogues)
My brother bought me a copy of this book for Christmas a few years ago and said “It’s urban fantasy set in Minneapolis. I thought you might like it.” And honestly, I didn’t touch it for the longest time because I generally don’t love stories about humans being caught up in the affairs of the fae (which is a broader discussion for a separate post). Jump cut to last month when I’m at his wedding and talking to his former PhD advisor who found out I live near Minneapolis and—like my brother—am an avid reader of SFF. “So… have you read War for the Oaks?” I had to give the honest answer that I had not despite having been gifted a copy, but that prompted me to finally give it a chance.
War for the Oaks is about a woman who breaks up with her boyfriend and quits his rock band, then immediately gets recruited by a group of fae to help them in their war for control over the Twin Cities. I don’t want to get into too many details of the setup, though, because a lot of what drives the book is the human PoV character slowly peeling back the mysteries and gaining insight into the faerie. Certainly part of my delight came from personal familiarity with many of the settings (Peavy Plaza, Minnehaha Falls, First Ave, etc.), but for as much as I generally don’t like fae stories it also had another major plot thread of the protagonist trying to start her own rock band. That injection of 1980s rock culture kept me reading, and ultimately the fae plot is good for what it is even if it’s a type of plot/archetype that I don’t personally enjoy.
As an aside: Independent Bookstore Day was this past Saturday, and Bull mentions having done a signing at Uncle Hugo’s Science Fiction Bookstore in the foreword to the edition I read. While Uncle Hugo’s does not look like it did in 1987—the store building was burned down in May 2020 during the George Floyd unrest and reopened about 1.5 miles away in late 2022—I do want to give them a shout out. They recently crossed over the 50 years mark! If you’re the kind of person who reads this sub and ever find yourself in the Twin Cities, you should absolutely stop by to browse the stacks and pet the dog.

Selections from The Big Book of Cyberpunk - Jared Shurin (ed.)

(Five Short Stories)
Coming in around 1200 pages, I doubt I will get around to determinedly reading the whole collection, but I spent an evening reading the foreword about the philosophy of the collection and reading through a handful of stories. I was rather impressed at how Shurin made selections that span the history of the cyberpunk genre (and its post-cyberpunk antecedents) and shows how the core ethos of the cyberpunk held on even as some of the major trappings of the classical cyberpunk aesthetic (such as the obsession with everything being replaced with plastic, using Japan as a futuristic rival superpower to the US, or computing concepts and hardware that are in retrospect laughably anachronistic for the times these stories are set in) didn’t necessarily pan out and authors had to reach for new expressions of the idea of “high tech/low life.”
I will certainly hold onto this collection and keep picking at it over time, and at a price of just under $35 I’d say it so far seems like a solid addition to any avid sci-fi reader’s collection.

Twilight Imperium: The Fractured Void - Tim Pratt

(First in Series, Prologues and Epilogues, Multi POV, Space Opera)
I’ve played several games of Twilight Imperium in the last couple of years, but I’ll admit the lore had never really stood out to me as anything more than window-dressing. After reading The Fractured Void the lore really still is window-dressing in the grand scheme of the game, but I will say that Tim Pratt made something very fun out of what’s otherwise a weird box of loosely assembled sci-fi tropes that never really were meant to be anything more than flavoring to help fill in the imaginations of anyone crazy enough to spend 12 hours playing a board game about galactic politics and war.
Our heroes are a crew from the Mentak Coalition (a species-diverse society of space pirates who have their roots in an Australia-style penal colony) who have been assigned to a boring job patrolling a boring backwater planet where only boring things ever happen. One day, they receive a distress call that somebody has just been abducted by a black ops team from the Federation of Sol, and even though basically nobody knows the guy and everyone who does know him thinks he’s insufferable, he’s still under the protection of the Mentak so the crew intercepts the Sol strike team to rescue him. He turns out to be a scientist who claims to be on the verge of a major breakthrough in wormhole creation technology that would allow whoever owned it to rule the galaxy, but he’s got a lot of things he needs the crew’s help with in order to actual realize his invention and it turns out everyone on the planet was right: the good doctor is actually the kind of asshole who claims that he isn’t racist because he looks down on everyone equally (including every human other than himself). What ensues is a galaxy-spanning series of errands and odd jobs as every stop the crew makes adds finds themselves with yet another enemy chasing them to their next destination.
My biggest complaint is that the humor here almost starts to verge on the kind of sarcasm and edginess found in the MCU’s Guardians of the Galaxy films, which doesn’t quite jive with the sort of attitude I expect from the notoriously cutthroat board game the novel is based on. Additionally, I found myself getting pulled out of the narrative by a few “As you already know…” style lines in the dialog. On the other hand, Pratt fills in a lot of nice nods to the lore of the game and covers a surprising amount of ground while lingering just long enough in any given setting to make it feel fleshed out without overstaying the reader’s welcome. It’s not going to win any awards, but it certainly blew away my (admittedly quite low) expectations for what I thought a board game tie-in novel could be and will probably have me looking into reading more of Aconyte Books' catalog, and certainly seeking out the other two Tim Pratt novels in the same universe.
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2024.04.29 21:24 ConsciousRun6137 German Biologist Stefan Lanka Bet €100,000 the Measles Virus Doesn’t Exist. He Won.

German Biologist Stefan Lanka Bet €100,000 the Measles Virus Doesn’t Exist. He Won.
Excerpt..In November 2011, German biologist Stefan Lanka publicly issued a bold challenge. He offered the hefty sum of 100,000 Euros to anyone who could prove the existence of the measles virus.
Lanka was inspired to issue the challenge after witnessing an intense and sustained propaganda campaign that year by both the World Health Organization and the German government, urging people to get vaccinated against measles.
Article here…Measles vaccine lie.

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Billions of doses of measles vaccines have been administered since their introduction in the early 1960s. Authorities constantly admonish the importance of measles vaccination, and whenever a measles ‘outbreak’ occurs it is invariably blamed upon unvaccinated folk.

The existence of a measles virus, therefore, is presented as a given. Which means Lanka should have been flooded with offers to take up his challenge.
After all, who could resist the opportunity to legally score a quick and easy €100,000?
Turns out proving the existence of a measles virus isn’t so easy.
There was only one response to Stefan’s challenge. Not from one of the world’s countless virologists or microbiologists, or vocal health authorities, but from a bright-eyed medical student called David Bardens.
On January 16, 2012, Bardens emailed Lanka and asked if the challenge was still current. Lanka replied in the affirmative.
On January 31, 2012, a cocksure Bardens replied with the following message:
“With the detailed compilation of literature attached I have given you both the proof of the existence of the measles virus and the required images and information on the diameter of the measles virus.
Please transfer the amount of € 100,000 to the following account […]
I would like to thank you for the opportunity to acquire such a relatively big amount of money with such a relatively little effort.
With best regards,
David Bardens”
The literature tendered by Bardens as ‘proof’ of the existence of the measles virus consisted of the following titles, which will herein be referred to as “The Bardens Six”:
Enders JF, Peebles TC. Propagation in tissue cultures of cytopathogenic agents from patients with measles. Proceedings of the Society for Experimental Biology and Medicine, 1954 Jun; 86 (2): 277–286.
Bech V, Magnus PV. Studies on measles virus in monkey kidney tissue cultures. Acta Pathologica et Microbiologica Scandinavica, 1959; 42 (1): 75–85.
Nakai M, Imagawa DT. Electron microscopy of measles virus replication. Journal of Virology, 1969 Feb; 3 (2): 187–197.
Lund GA, et al. The molecular length of measles virus RNA and the structural organization of measles nucleocapsids. Journal of General Virology, 1984 Sep; 65 (Pt 9): 1535–1542.
Horikami SM, Moyer SA. Structure, Transcription, and Replication of Measles Virus. Current Topics in Microbiology and Immunology, 1995; 191: 35–50.
Daikoku E, et al. Analysis of Morphology and Infectivity of Measles Virus Particles. Bulletin of the Osaka Medical College, 2007; 53 (2): 107–114.

Sorry, But I Asked for “Proof”

Lanka replied to Bardens – correctly – that the studies did not meet the requirements. They did not prove the existence of the measles virus.
Bardens, not understanding the difference between a dubious claim and valid scientific proof, promptly sued Lanka for non-payment.
When the case was heard, the court’s medico-legal ‘expert’ was Andreas Podbielsky, from the University of Rostock.
Podbielsky just happened to be … a virologist.
This was like calling an astrologist to give ‘expert’ testimony on the validity of horoscopes.
Little surprise that, on March 12, 2015, the court ruled in Bardens’ favour. Lanka was ordered to pay Bardens the €100,000.
Incredibly, the court made this decision despite Podbielsky admitting that none of The Bardens Six reported the results of any control procedures.

The 2015 ruling is the part of the story the mainstream media want you to hear, and fell all over themselves to report.

A vaccine denier bet $100,000 the measles virus ‘doesn’t exist.’. He lost, trumpeted the Los Angeles Times. The LA Times article relied heavily on ad hominem attack to portray Lanka as a screwball. According to uber-snide LA Times writer Michael Hiltzik, Lanka had “a long history of pseudoscientific outbursts,” was prone to “denial” and “pure publicity stunts,” and was allegedly the latest of “cranks blowing up their own case in court.”
Having tripped over itself to ridicule Lanka, the glorified trash rag that is the LA Times was too embarrassed and no doubt too compromised to ever report on what subsequently transpired.
Ditto for the hordes of other outlets that gleefully reported the original decision, but suddenly suffered a monumental case of writer’s block when it came to reporting what happened next.
Lanka, you see, promptly appealed the decision. The case was then heard by the Higher Regional Court (Oberlandesgericht) Stuttgart on February 16, 2016. After reviewing The Bardens Six, the court agreed they failed to meet the contest requirements as set by Lanka. The criteria stipulated a single publication that both proved the existence of the measles virus and measured its diameter. This was hardly an unreasonable request. If I go into the Australian outback, allegedly discover a never-before-seen animal, and write up a detailed report on the Koalaroo, it would be expected I provide a bit more morphological detail than just “adult members of this new species are big. Real big. I’m talking h-u-g-e. I mean, you should see the pecs on these things!”
The original decision was reversed and Lanka got to keep his €100,000.
In December 2016, Bardens tried to get this ruling revised, but the court saw no reason to do so.

Outside of Germany, the mainstream media response to the appeal result was deafening silence. The response of ‘fact-checkers’ (aka globalist-funded liars) and virus believers was to dismiss the appeal ruling as a result of fortuitous technicality.

Interestingly, none of these fact-fudgers or virus stalwarts ever discuss The Bardens Six – the actual studies submitted by the then-student as ‘proof’ the measles virus really exists.
There’s a reason for that.

The Bardens Six Didn’t Prove Diddly Squat

After his initial 2015 victory, Bardens told an interviewer, “You could hand the virus to Lanka on a silver platter if it were a bit bigger – he would probably still deny its existence.”
He added, most ironically, “Unfortunately I had to learn in recent years in my discussions with anti-vaxxers that their opinions are often so stuck that you have no chance to reach them with any facts.”
This is the smug derision with which mainstream ideologues regard those who quite reasonably ask for proof of something’s existence.
So let’s take a look, in chronological order, at the slop a mainstream stalwart holds as ‘proof’ the measles virus exists. This will reveal just who the intractable dogmatists really are.

Enders & Peebles 1954.

If you’ve done any research into the history of measles, you’ve no doubt come across the name John Enders. In 1954, he and colleague Thomas Peebles claimed to have cultivated “cytopathic agents” from patients with ‘measles.’
Those of you wise to virology’s “cytopathic effect” charade will already know where this paper is going:
La-la land.
The duo begin their paper by writing:
“Numerous attempts have been made in the past to propagate the agent of measles in lower animals, in chick embryos and in tissue cultures. The results of different investigators were often at variance or directly contradictory. It has been made reasonably clear, however, that monkeys, especially M. mulatta, are moderately susceptible to experimental inoculation.” (Bold emphasis added).
Ah yes, yet another ‘virus’ we are incessantly told is hyper-virulent, potentially deadly, and necessitating urgent population-wide vaccination, but suddenly suffers stage fright when examined under experimental conditions.
So Enders and Peebles set out to cultivate this socially awkward virus, and to demonstrate its virulence via the “cytopathic effect” wank, which is nothing more than voodoo science done First World-style.
Here’s how this absurd charade works: You take some samples (in this case, throat swabs, blood and feces) from people who reportedly suffer the disease in question.

You begin your experiment with the assumption that these samples contain a ‘virus.’ You spin the samples around and around at high speed in a centrifuge to separate the fluid and sediment. You then take some of the mix and place it in a test tube or petri dish containing a ‘cell culture’ consisting of, among other things, antibiotics and bovine fetal serum.

Note that nothing has been isolated here. Quite the opposite has occurred: You’ve taken a gob of phlegm, which contains a whole bunch of other yeccch aside from a mythical virus, and you’ve added more items to it, including bovine fetal serum which contains RNA and possibly DNA.

Because you are work in a profession built upon lies, you call this mixture a “viral isolate.”
You then take this anti-isolate, and mix it with a bunch of cells. Not just any cells; to pull off this fraud, you need a special cell line that will give you the results you want.
The cell line of choice is African green monkey kidney cells.
After mixing the heavily adulterated sample you call an “isolate” with the cell line, you let the mixture sit. You periodically place the mixture under an electron microscope, and when you notice the added cells are starting to deform and die off, you yell “bingo!”
You triumphantly write up a paper claiming you have ‘isolated’ said ‘virus.’ In reality, you haven’t isolated diddly squat, but you assume the “cytopathic effect” (cells dying) is proof that there’s a nasty cell-wrecking virus in there.

One of the most fundamental rules of science is control your variables, which is why valid scientific experiments are always performed with control subjects or samples.

There is nothing valid about the virus isolation gig, however. It is a sham, so you scrupulously avoid performing the exact same procedures on samples from healthy humans not suffering from said ‘virus.’
That would undermine the whole charade, and put a quick end to all those lucrative grants and Nobel Prize nominations. It would also bring an end to the virus farce, an extremely lucrative source of fear porn for megalomaniacs and drug companies alike.
The above pretty much describes what Enders and Peebles did, but a few other observations are worth noting.
The authors reveal they tried to get this cell culture/cytopathic effect ruse going with the following cell lines: Human embryonic lung, human embryonic intestine, human embryonic skin and muscle, human foreskin, human uterus, human kidney, embryonic chick tissue, rhesus monkey kidney and rhesus monkey testis.
In other words, to create the cytopathic effect that supposedly demonstrates isolation of a ‘virus,’ they tried a vast array of cell lines – everything from penis trimmings to monkeys’ balls.

Yet they settled on just two: Human kidney and monkey kidney cells.

Why kidney cells and not, say, skin cells, the latter being a far more intuitive choice for examining a disease that involves outbreaks on the skin?

Because the antibiotics used in all these cytopathic effect experiments are kidney toxic. In their experiments, Enders and Peebles used both penicillin and streptomycin.

Little wonder that African green monkey kidney cells have become the cell line of choice for cytopathic effect experiments: They can be relied upon to deform and die in the presence of kidney toxic antibiotics, hence giving researchers the results they are after.
But that wasn’t all.
While the Enders and Peebles experiment hardly constitutes “isolation” of a ‘virus,’ let’s assume there really was a ‘measles virus’ lurking in their cell cultures. If this were the case, it would be reasonable to assume that when this anti-isolate was administered to living entities, instead of glass receptacles, it would trigger the disease of measles.
Well, it turns out Enders and Peebles did have a crack at this. They tried ‘infecting’ two litters of suckling white mice with their so-called isolate.
What happened?
Stugatz.
Despite being directly injected with the porqueria concocted by Enders and Peeble, “The animals remained well during an observation period of 21 days.”

I have to wonder if Bardens even read the six papers he submitted as proof, or whether he just read the misleading abstracts, like most interns and physicians who bother reading journals do. If Bardens had read this paper closely, he should’ve realized Enders and Peebles didn’t isolate anything. They even inadvertently admit it:

“Although we have thus already obtained considerable indirect evidence supporting the etiologic role of this group of agents in measles,” the duo wrote, “2 experiments essential in the establishment of the relationship remain to be carried out. These will consist in the production of measles in the monkey and in man with the tissue culture materials after a number of passages in vitro sufficient to eliminate any virus introduced in the original inoculum. The recovery of the virus from the experimental disease in these hosts should then be accomplished.” “The findings just summarized support the presumption that this group of agents is composed of representatives of the viral species responsible for the measles.” (Bold emphasis added)
The bottom line is that Enders and Peebles 1954, the first paper confidently put forward by Bardens in his attempt to prove Lanka wrong, was a hopelessly confounded endeavor that didn’t isolate Jack Schiesen. We are supposed to just “presume” the virus was lurking there somewhere in the hopelessly adulterated cell culture mixtures.
Although not mentioned in the paper, and despite not having isolated anything, this is the experiment that would later be cited by others as having discovered the “Edmonston strain” of measles virus.

Bech & von Magnus 1959

This paper reports “the isolation of five strains of measles virus in cultures of trypsinized monkey kidney cells.”
We could write this paper off based on that alone, but the authors also claim they identified the strains by serologic tests and even transmitted the disease to monkeys.
As with Enders and Peebles they used bovine amniotic fluid in their culture, and they added penicillin and streptomycin to the mix. Once again, they produced the ‘cytopathic effect’ in cytopathy-prone monkey and baboon kidney cells.
Which again means they didn’t isolate diddly squat.
Furthermore, what they generously called an ‘isolate’ could only be obtained from the samples of seven of the 13 patients, despite all specimens being collected within 40 hours of rash onset.
The researchers then claimed to have detected measles antigens in the blood of four patients. However, no control procedures were performed with measles-free patients, so we don’t know whether these antigens were truly unique to the condition we know as measles, or something you could find among any random sampling of people. Even if they were unique to measles patients, there is no proof they represented a ‘virus’ because no virus was ever isolated.
Two monkeys were then ‘inoculated’ intranasally and orally with the so-called ‘isolate’ of one of the patients, a 6-year-old girl whose mixture evinced measles ‘antigen.’
Eleven days later, one of the monkeys developed a “universal rash” allegedly spreading from head to toe. I say “allegedly,” because while the researchers were happy to pepper their paper with multiple microscopy images of the in vitro cytopathic effect, there was not a single picture of the measled monkey.
In humans, measles is accompanied by high fever, cough, runny nose, red watery eyes and a rash that lasts 5-6 days before fading. However, the affected monkey showed normal temperature throughout, and its skin rash lasted only 24 hours. No other symptoms were reported.
The other monkey showed no symptoms at all.
So the affected monkey reportedly suffered a brief skin breakout, but its sequelae were not consistent with what we call measles.
But let’s assume for a moment that this monkey’s brief skin flare-up was caused by the administration of throat fluid from an unwell six-year-old human.
The question then becomes: Was it the throat fluid – containing countless elements – from a sick human that made the monkey sick, or a measles ‘virus’ that the researchers never isolated but simply assumed to be present because they subscribed to the cytopathic effect ruse?
We’ll never know because no virus was ever isolated.
Another pertinent question is what would have happened to that same monkey if it was administered the throat fluid of a healthy six year old girl?
We’ll never know because, as is par for the course in this absurd isolation charade, no control procedures were performed at any juncture.
So we have a study that again never isolated anything, in which only 7 of 13 patients had samples which could be made to do the cytopathic wank, and only 4 that could show ‘antigens.’
It reported on two monkeys, one of whom suffered a brief skin breakout and no other symptoms commensurate with measles; the other experienced no ill effects at all.
As with Enders and Peebles 1954, this paper provides lots of assumptions and presumptions but no proof of a virus.

Nakai & Imagawa 1969

This paper describes “electron microscopic observations of the various stages of measles virus replication and the morphological changes induced in HeLa cells.”
While not as ubiquitous as monkey kidney cells, HeLa is another cell line popular among those perpetuating the cytopathic effect charade. This cell line is named after African-American woman Henrietta Lacks, who unfortunately passed away from cervical cancer in 1951 at only 31 years of age. During the brief period between her diagnosis and passing, Henrietta underwent radium treatments for her cancer at John Hopkins Hospital. A sample of her cancer cells retrieved during a biopsy were sent to the lab of one Dr George Gey. According to the John Hopkins website, Gey had been collecting cells from all patients who came to Johns Hopkins with cervical cancer, but each sample quickly died in his lab. Henrietta’s cells however, were unlike any of the others he had ever seen: Where other cells would die, her cells doubled every 20 to 24 hours.
While clearly unrepresentative of typical human cells, the durability of the HeLa line made it a favorite with researchers.* This was the cell line Nakai and Imagawa used to propagate the Edmonston strain of measles ‘virus’ for the experiments described in this 1969 paper.
Let’s stop, for a moment, to digest what we’ve just read. The Edmonston strain was not an isolate – it was the outcome of a cell cultured sample from one of the child cases in the Enders and Peebles 1954 paper.
This ‘strain,’ obtained not via isolation but by the anti-isolation cell culture/cytopathic effect ruse, was then subjected by Nakai and Imagawa to another bout of the cell culture ruse, this time using the highly atypical HeLa cell line.
The researchers note they bathed the final cell suspension in a mixture containing 1% osmium tetroxide, a highly poisonous substance.
The researchers further reveal that the preparations were stained with a solution of uranyl acetate in ethyl alcohol for 60 minutes and stained further with lead hydroxide for 15 minutes.
So they produced a preparation in which cells were exposed to an array of toxic substances: Osmium tetroxide, ethyl alcohol, lead and uranyl acetate (which contains the isotope 238U of uranium).
Importantly, the researchers also write: “Control preparations of uninoculated HeLa cells were examined in a similar manner.”
They give no further details about these ‘uninoculated’ preparations. Based on what I’ve seen from other studies involving the ‘isolation’ sham, I’m guessing ‘uninoculated’ means a preparation not only void of a sample from a sick patient, but also void of a sample from a healthy patient. In which case it’s not really a control.
The authors then took lots of electron microscopy images of the preparations. We are presented with photos of what could easily pass for cellular vesicles, which we are told are measles virions. There are also multiple photos of long thin strands which we are told are “the helical nucleocapsid released from measles virion.”
They claimed the ‘virions’ were pleomorphic (able to change shape and form) with sizes ranging from 180 to 600 nm.
That’s all well and good, but there’s a problem. A big problem.
Remember how the researchers claimed they created control preparations with “uninoculated” HeLa cells?
That’s a critical detail, yet they inexplicably make no further mention about these alleged control preparations.

You can’t expose an atypical cell line to a bunch of poisonous substances, then claim the vesicles that subsequently show up in electron microscopy images are ‘measles virions’ without confirming the same thing didn’t happen to a control preparation.

Yet that’s exactly what Nakai and Imagawa did.
Once again, if you consider ‘proof’ to be conclusive evidence of something, as opposed to shady leaps of faith, then Nakai and Imagawa did not prove the existence of a measles virus.

Lund et al 1984

In the experiment reported in this paper, Lund et al do the Cytopathic Boogaloo with Vero (African green monkey kidney) cells.
In other words, they don’t isolate anything, and don’t prove the existence of a measles virus.
They conduct no control procedures, so they cannot confirm that the vesicle-like structures and strands captured by electron microscopy would not have similarly been visible in control samples.
Not to be deterred, they measure the size of the vesicle-like structures and strands. “Purified virions,” they claim, “examined by negative staining in the electron microscope exhibited a pleomorphic range of particle sizes varying in diameter between 300 nm and 1000 nm.” Their paper thus added to the already long list of publications claiming disparate sizes for the alleged measles ‘virus’ (Waterson et al 1961; Waterson 1965; Norrby & Magnusson 1965; Nakai et al 1969; Waters et al 1972; Hall & Martin 1973; Waters & Bussell 1974).
Once again, this paper doesn’t even begin to prove the existence of a measles virus.

Horikami & Moyer 1995

I’m not sure why Bardens included this paper, because it’s not an experimental report like the aforementioned. It’s simply a review paper that takes the existence of the measles virus as a given, and discusses its alleged structure, transcription and replication.
It does mention “Negatively stained preparations of virus particles appear roughly spherical but pleomorphic by electron microscopy, with the diameters of the particles ranging from 300 um to 1000 um.” In support of this statement, it references the Lund et al 1984 paper we just discussed above.
Lund et al did not even begin to prove the measles virus exists, and neither does this review.

Daikoku et al 2007

Five down, one more to go. Will this 2007 paper by Daikoku and colleagues save the day for the anti-Lanka crowd?
Unfortunately for them, no.
Everything you need to know about this study is contained in the following passage:
“[Measles viurus], the Edmonston strain, was inoculated into African green monkey kidney cells, Vero cell line, and cultured in a minimum essential medium containing 1% fetal bovine serum.”
Zzzz … zzz … zzzz …
Huh? … what? …
Sorry folks. After a while, this cytopathic effect charade gets so predictable and boring it becomes downright narcoleptic.
After doing the cytopathic effect wank, “particles with a nucleocapsid-like structure inside or a projection-like structure on the surface were determined to be MeV-like particles.”
These ‘measles virus-like particles’ ranged between 50 nm and 1000 nm in diameter.
That’s great, but because these particles were obtained via the uncontrolled cell culture/cytopathic effect caper, there is no proof they were measles virions.

Another Massive Fail for the Voodoo Virus Crowd

That, ladies and gentlemen, is The Bardens Six:
  • Four studies that insulted our intelligence with the cell culture/cytopathic effect farce;
  • another that claimed its poison-replete cell culture escapade featured a control experiment, but never detailed or shared the results of that control experiment;
  • a review article that described the characteristics of a virus whose alleged existence relies on the cell culture/cytopathic effect farce.
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