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2024.05.19 21:26 Remarkable-Race-3492 Bunny Ranch

Bunny Ranch
I wanna squad up with other players who have these character skins!
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2024.05.18 01:04 subredditsummarybot Your weekly /r/Emo roundup for the week of May 10 - May 16, 2024

Friday, May 10 - Thursday, May 16, 2024

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2024.05.17 04:23 PurpleAlcoholic If ETM was still alive and relatively healthy what would be be doing ?

“Check out my friend Brandy Talore at onlyfans.com/whatever. She’s the bustiest pornstar in the business”
“DUMB FUCK, JOE BIDEN NEVER SNIFFED ME”
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2024.05.13 00:57 Kikiloverkink Working at the Bunny Ranch has been empowering..

I’ve been working here for the past six years and I feel so in control with my anatomy and well being.. what’s your thoughts?
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2024.05.13 00:54 Kikiloverkink Have you ever been to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada?

And how was your experience like?
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2024.05.12 23:58 Kikiloverkink Have you ever been to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada and how was your experience?

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2024.05.11 04:37 critical_courtney [Hot Off The Press] — Chapter Six

[Hot Off The Press] — Chapter Six
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Previous Chapter
Chapter Six:
(Dawn)
My house was quiet save for the occasional bleating of Billie outside. And he was only vocal for a little bit in the morning. The warm smell of coffee filled the kitchen as I fried up an egg sandwich courtesy of the Fates.
A soft clicking noise kicked on as the spout of my coffee maker whirred to life and granted me the caffeine I’d need to start my day.
“Thanks be to Kaldi,” I mumbled, pulling out a white mug with a black witch hat and boots painted on the side. Underneath the logo were the words, “Nice shoes. Wanna have hex?”
I grinned as I filled the mug with coffee and watched the steam float up to gently kiss my nose. I didn’t add any cream or sugar. They were mainly in my cabinet for guests. Guests like Frankie Dee, who definitely shouldn’t be on my mind right now. Because we were professional business partners. Not romantic partners who fell in love after a decidedly amusing one-night stand.
No need to remember how soft her lips were or how she squirmed under my touch. Because there was no way that was happening again.
Yup, I thought, sipping my coffee, picturing things I definitely shouldn’t be. No way.
I made quick work of my breakfast while scrolling through my social media feeds and replying to a few comments I’d gotten about yesterday’s podcast episode.
A few minutes later, I left my phone on my nightstand, donned a simple pair of ripped jeans and a purple tank top, and went into the backyard.
The air was still a bit nippy for a tank top, but I’d be fine once I got used to it. Billie ran up to me as soon as I stepped onto the lawn.
Picking the goat up, I kissed his head gently three times and giggled.
“Okay, my adorable little Billie. I need you to watch the Fates while I say hi to Mother. Can you do that?”
“Baa!” my furry little friend bleated.
“Thatta boy.”
I set him down and stepped over the ranch fence and chicken wire into the patch of woods behind my home. Maple and elm trees greeted me with open branches as my bare feet traced over the soil. Taking a deep breath of the cool morning wind, I made my way about 100 feet from my property line to a faerie ring of mushrooms.
Reaching into my pocket, I pulled out a few pieces of candy, unwrapped them, and placed them in the circle.
“Gotta keep the fae happy,” I said, grinning. “I certainly don’t want them coming for a visit.”
A little further into the woods, I found my usual morning meditation spot between two tree stumps. I’d dug out a little hollow in the earth next to a bayberry bush.
Sitting cross-legged, I lowered myself into the little hollow and took a deep breath, closing my eyes. Clearing my mind usually took a few minutes as I typically pictured all the things I had waiting for me ahead in the day to come. But this morning most of my thoughts focussed on a certain newspaper editor. Squinting, I tried to chase them away. The most I managed was to push those thoughts out to the fringe of my subconscious. They were like a herd of ornery goats, and I didn’t have a border collie to properly lead them where they needed to go.
“That’ll have to do,” I mumbled, taking another deep breath, holding it for 10 seconds, and letting it go slowly, feeling my mind sink into the welcome embrace of Mother Gaia as I did every morning.
The feel of soil between my toes, the sound of a blue jay calling out above me, the taste of morning fog that rolled from Casco Bay and had yet to yield its grip on this cool morning to an eventual sunny day. In all of these things, there was magic, and I tapped into it, surrendered myself to this beautiful gift of life.
With my body held in place by the roots of this small patch of forest, I opened my spirit to Mother Gaia for a new day of life.
“Mother Gaia, I thank you for the many gifts you provide each day. I greet you by name this day as I do every morning with notes of gratitude on my lips. I sing the song of your beauty with each breath of air released from my lungs. You feed me. You clothe me. You put the very earth under my feet. I receive these blessings and bow my head to the grand start of another new day. May I honor you with it,” I prayed aloud to the goddess.
The wind picked up, and I sat there breathing, not in silence, but in the morning sounds of this tiny patch of forest on the west side of Portland. Someone in the next neighborhood over was walking an excited dog barking at something. In the distance, I heard Billie sound off again. Behind me, a fox darted over one of the stumps and between some tall grass.
My mind drifted to rest as I felt waves of energy from the Earth moving through the ground beneath me and up through the trees.
With a slower breath, I folded into the parcel of nature that held me and remained at peace for a while.
An hour later, I was showered and sitting in my recording studio down in the basement. Black absorbers hung on each wall around me.
The brown and white carpet muffled my footsteps as I walked over to my laptop and turned everything on. While my Adobe Audition booted up and started syncing my files, I walked over to a table behind me and lit some sandalwood incense, softly blowing on the embers to coax wafting smoke to life. It didn’t take long before the smell of incense filled my basement studio.
From one of my basement hopper windows, I saw all of the Fates rush by, chasing something. A snake maybe?
Giggling, I took a seat at the computer desk and swung the microphone and its protector around toward me. I cleared my throat and blew my nose.
“Testing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, testing. Testing,” I said, adjusting the levels of my recording.
I pulled a worn notebook with Wednesday Addams on the cover toward me and flipped to the notes I’d made for this episode.
I need to get a new one with Jenna Ortega on the cover, I thought, seeing I only had three or four pags left in this notebook.
Yawning and shaking my head from side to side, I hit the record button and spoke the opening lines of my podcast.
“You’re listening to Dawn’s Divinations, your #1 witchy podcast for everything from astrology to tarot. On today’s episode, I’ll be discussing tips for grounding yourself against chaotic energy, what’s up with Jupiter lately, and I have a recorded interview with Maria Gonzalez about her newest book on shadow work and what we all get wrong when trying to tackle it.”
Pausing for a moment, I took a breath away from my microphone and a quick sip of water.
“But before we get into all that, I want to take a minute to thank the sponsor for today’s episode, Bombo Socks. When I’m hiking in Acadia National Park and trying to connect with nature, it’s so much easier to get my head right when I’m wearing socks that keep my feet dry and cool no matter the weather. Bombo Socks have a variety of materials all ethically sourced and made by hand for any of your comfort needs, whether you’re hiking down a trail or recording a witchy podcast episode.”
I spent the rest of the morning recording, editing, and proofing the latest episode before submitting it to my distributor that would push it across to various platforms where my listeners were subscribed to me. When I’d finished adding a few bonus recordings for my Patreon subscribers, I got up and stretched.
“Oh goddess, I’m tired,” I said.
Right about that time, my stomach let me know that the egg sandwich I’d eaten a few hours ago was depleted. And it hungered for more.
“Easy, tum tum. You’re growling louder than I did reading the things Gretchen said to Imogen in the restaurant.”
As I tried to figure out what I could make for lunch with rice, flour, and breadcrumbs, I reminded myself to go grocery shopping tonight. Just like I’d reminded myself last night before playing two hours of “Little Kitty, Big City.”
My phone buzzed, and I found a text from ​​Keyla waiting for me as I unlocked the screen.
“Client canceled meeting. Lunch?” she wrote.
As I grinned and confirmed our lunch date, I practically ran into my room to throw on a purple v-neck shirt, a black broom skirt, and a long flowing jacket I left unbuttoned.
Keyla worked at a little accounting office in Knightville, so I made the 15-minute drive along the Fore River and over the Casco Bay Bridge. I always liked Knightville. It was quiet and had such pretty views of Portland’s harbor from Thomas Knight Park. You could walk up a little ramp to a platform halfway between the Casco Bay Bridge and the water, and the harbor would hide no secrets from you on a sunny day. Cruise ships that docked in town, sailboats, and cargo vessels having their shipping containers unloaded via crane, you could see it all. And a little further in the distance, you could spot some of the taller buildings in downtown Portland like the M&T Bank Building and the Time and Temperature Building flashing words like “Call Joe.”
Half of Knightville seemed like a little residential cluster just across the water from Maine’s biggest city, and half of it seemed like a little downtown section for SoPo.
Sitting right smack dab in the middle of the little neighborhood was a Mexican restaurant called Taco Duo.
I walked inside to the smell of salsa and cooked beef, instantly reminding me how hungry I was. Working while hungry. Who did that remind me of? A certain newspaper editor I definitely wasn’t still thinking about now that my podcast was finished and uploaded.
Sitting at an orange table surrounded by blue and yellow chairs, I spotted perhaps the only real friend I’d made since moving to Maine. She was munching on chips and salsa frowning at her phone when I walked over.
“Hey girl!” she said, standing up and throwing her arms around me. I smiled and returned Keyla’s crushing hug.
“Well, that’s a much happier look than the one you had five seconds ago. Did another coworker ask why you spelled your name ‘weird’ again?” I asked as we both sat down.
Neither of us needed a menu. We’d both eaten here enough to have the damn thing memorized in English and Spanish.
Keyla rolled her eyes.
“Not quite. Thankfully, I have nothing new to report from the accounting firm of Snow and Cream. But I did make my boss squirm last week by asking what the office’s plans for celebrating Juneteenth this year were. That man set a land speed record for sweat. His shirt was soaked in about 20 seconds,” she said, giggling.
I snickered.
Sitting across from me was a tall, gorgeous Black woman wearing a nice blouse and slacks. She looked every part the role of an accountant. But seeing as Maine was literally the whitest state in the U.S., Keyla didn’t exactly look like a carbon copy of her coworkers, most of whom were middle-aged white men who drove nice trucks or SUVs to the office and all looked like they would repeatedly hire a new guy by the name of Ben Wyatt, only to have him quit minutes later.
If Keyla didn’t draw the occasional glance for her skin color, she might be stared at for her shaved head. It was the typical bullshit people of color dealt with existing in a society we’d constructed primarily for people who looked like me.
We both met on the Merrill Theatre fundraising committee, a group of five people who help plan how best to take money from people to keep a beautiful and underfunded fine arts location from being shuttered and bulldozed for luxury condos or some bullshit.
“No, I was scowling because I haven’t been able to find any resources for dating, uh, trans men,” Keyla said, putting her phone in her purse.
I flashed her a wicked grin.
“Oh? Got yourself a new boyfriend, Keyla? And why haven’t I seen any pictures or even heard this man’s name? You’ve been holding out on me!”
My best friend in the entire world rolled her eyes for a second time, and we got up to order our food. Before long, she had a chorizo burrito, and I had a plate of mole enchiladas with beans and rice.
Between mouthfuls of delicious food, I poked at Keyla’s dating life again.
“So. . . his name?”
She looked up and finished a bite before answering.
“His name is Lalo. We go to the same gym. He’s been helping me with weightlifting and eventually asked for my number.”
My smile only grew.
“Yeah. . . and?”
She sneered.
“Bitch, shut up. I ain’t like that. . . not yet, anyway.”
“There it is!” I almost whooped.
She jabbed a finger in my face.
“You shut that mouth, or I’ll turn you over to the Church and tell them you’re secretly a witch. They’ll give you the rack or something.”
“Keyla, I already have a perfectly functional rack.”
She raised an eyebrow but couldn’t keep from snickering.
“And tell me. . . has anybody made good use of it lately? I mean — it’s been two months since Jessica dumped you, right? How do you know your tits are still perfectly functional?”
I stared down at the table and found myself at a loss for words. I was thinking about Frankie Dee again and the feeling of her breasts pressed against mine. The way they — fuck! The goal was to keep things professional. And I couldn’t do that if I kept wishing she’d get under me again (and stay awake this time).
“Oh my god, you’re picturing someone right now, aren’t you? Who is she? Tell me her name.”
“Oh no no, my friend. You first. Tell me about Lalo,” I said, taking another bite of my enchilada.
Keyla scratched her cheek and then looked at her plate, not eating.
“He’s really cute, got a body that looks like it was chiseled by a Renaissance sculptor.”
I cocked my head to the side as a husband and wife got up from the table beside us to leave and head home.
“Then what’s the issue? It sounds like you’re attracted to him.”
“I am! He’s great. And he makes me laugh. The other day we were passing a truck that had a license plate with the letters F-O-O-F-O-O on it. He said, ‘Huh. Must belong to a bunny.””
I just stared at my bestie and started to reevaluate my friend options. It only took me three years to make a real friend up here in Maine. I bet I could shorten the next friend search to two years.
“That’s not funny, Keyla. That’s just sad.”
She smiled.
“Okay, so his jokes aren’t funny. But Lalo THINKS he’s funny. And I find that shit hilarious. I just. . . I’ve never dated a trans man before, and I want to make sure I don’t accidentally say something insensitive, ya know? I fully accept he’s a man. He’s a man’s man. And bonus, Lalo was raised without any macho bullshit or toxic masculinity.”
I just ate quietly while I listened.
“I like him plenty. And him trusting me with that secret before we even went on an official date took guts. I just want to make sure I’m being respectful and returning that courtesy,” she said.
Reaching across the table, I took her hand. She looked up, and I smiled.
“I think you’re going to be perfectly fine, Keyla. Just treat him like any other guy you’ve dated. Minus Robert, because that poor dude is probably still in therapy after what you did to him.”
She scowled.
“That fucker knows what he did and absolutely had it coming.”
I threw up my hands in surrender.
One of the cashiers stared at us and shook his head before walking back into the kitchen. My eyes wandered around to the painted yellow walls of the restaurant, walls lined with double lights, painted flowers, and framed art.
Keyla’s burrito had officially broken into pieces, so she’d transitioned to finishing the insides with a spoon. I watched as she scooped up pork and potatoes.
“So, tell me about this girl,” Keyla said, narrowing her eyes.
I sighed.
“What’s to tell? She’s managing editor of the Portland Lighthouse-Journal, the same paper I just signed a contract with to become their astrology editor,” I said. “Frankie told me she wants to keep things professional.”
Keyla drooped a little, almost like she was feeling sorry for me. Hell, with how badly I wanted to do things to Frankie Dee and have her do them to me, I felt sorry for me.
“Of course, this was after I took Frankie home semi-drunk from a book club meeting, and we fooled around,” I mumbled, taking a drink of my tea.
My bestie’s eyes widened, and she pointed a finger in my face.
“I think you should have started your story there, Dawn. Jesus. I believe your new coworker would call that ‘burying the lede.’ You took your future coworker home from a bar, and she asked to keep things professional afterward?”
A little boy with a skateboard came in and picked up his to-go order, only to be scolded by an employee for trying to skate between tables on the way out.
“There’s nuance! Context! Geez. Neither of us knew who we were. It was her first time at the book club meeting, and we’d only previously communicated over email,” I said, finishing my enchiladas.
“So. . . you didn’t know. Damn, Dawn. You sure do like your complicated romances,” Keyla said, rubbing the back of her neck. “So what are you doing to do?”
I shrugged.
“What can I do?” I said, with my elbows on the table. “There are times when she looks at me where I can practically hear her begging me to hold her. It’s like. . . she’s being crushed by this boulder, and I’m the first person to walk by in days. And the way she takes me seriously and asks serious questions about my craft, it just. . .,” I trailed off.
My heart quivered hearing her ask me questions about Artemis and The Morrigan again. I wanted her to see more of me. Gods! I wanted her to know every inch of me, body and soul. Midnight and magic.
Looking up at Keyla, I sighed.
“She sees me, Keyla. And I know she doesn’t want to keep things professional. I think she’s secretly hoping I’ll push at the door until she’s left with no choice but to open it and press our lips together. But until she says that. . . I can’t know for sure.”
The accountant across from me raised an eyebrow and shook her head.
“Damn, bitch. You are down bad.”
My phone vibrated.
Looking at the screen, my heart started racing for an entirely different reason. And for a moment, all I could hear was a man shouting from the pulpit and smell the odor of old carpet. I could taste the wafers and grape juice. Somewhere in the back of my head, Mom’s voice said, “I was wrong. Run.”
“So what are you going to do?” Keyla asked.
I just shook my head staring at the name “Ex-Father (Shitbag)” on my phone’s screen. My heart thumped even harder in my chest as I declined the call and fought to keep from screaming, “Leave me alone!”
Amid all the panic, I felt Keyla’s hand on my arm.
“Dawn? Are you okay?”
I put my phone back in my purse and wiped my forehead.
“Yeah! Yeah. . . sorry. Just kind of zoned out there for a moment. What were we talking about again?”
The restaurant’s phone rang behind me as a customer called in an order.
“I asked what you were going to do about this Frankie girl, and you got really pale really fast. And it takes a lot to make you look pale,” she said.
Shrugging, all I could do was say, “I don’t know what I’m going to do.”
What was I going to do?
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2024.05.02 14:15 Am_spritecranberry46 I’m gonna guess what game you play, based of your avatar.

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2024.04.29 15:51 Charity00 The Amazing Race 23 - Review

I’ve decided to rewatch every Amazing Race and rank them all.
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SEASON 23 gets a 6/10
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This season had some good aspects but felt underwhelming overall so is ranked near the bottom. The cast was average besides 3 teams (Leo/Jamal, Tim/Marie, Nicole/Travis who were all pretty dynamic), the route was average (no new countries or anything unique), challenges were okay but few standouts, winners were very forgettable and drama was okay but nothing special. It was an enjoyable season (so gets a 6) but not much stands out as ‘fantastic’.
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General Thoughts
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Route
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Cast Ranking
1.Leo/Jamal - the Afganimals were the obvious fan favorites! They aren’t for everyone - they do ham it up for the cameras A LOT (Yelling LALALALA, dancing, imitating the elephants and being LOUD) but I still liked their enthusiasm and fun commentary like joking that Ally/Ashley were their race wives (“My wife is flying off with another man” when paragliding). They were also sneaky (such as “My wife is pregnant”) and lied just for the fun of it (lying about not U-Turning Brandon/Adam, lying about the challenge taking hours, lying about Tim/Marie being ahead). But I appreciate teams that cause friction and some drama…while also managing to be likeable and providing some laughs. Also somewhat became a “final boss” at the end where every other team wanted them out and worked together to do so.
  1. Tim/Marie - were the next big characters! Their banter and roasting each other was hilarious (“I didn’t know they made voices as shrill as yours” - “Well I didn’t know they made people as dumb as you” haha) and Marie was such a ballsy and wacky individual who claims she’s “always right” and demanded a 60-40 split of the winnings haha It’s fascinating having 2 individuals who hate eachother (the Japanese host saying “American love story” but Marie calling them “American horror story” haha) but I sort of picture them being fun friends in a way. Besides their bickering, Marie was also pushy at the start trying to leverage the Express Pass at every chance (“Remember we have an Express Pass”) and not afraid to steal a taxi (and blame Leo/Jamal). She was petty and bitchy but also aware of it “I’m mad because they did something I would have done”. Sometimes their fights came off as playing up for the camera but still witty and entertaining! And a pretty strong team too!
  2. Nicole/Travis - had one of the most unique storylines in that they started off as these likeable and dominant “power parents” but the second half they were a disaster - Nicole freaked out at multiple challenges and Travis was impatient and tough on her. Possibly the biggest editing nosedive of a team ever - and I found it fascinating! They weren’t necessarily likeable but I liked Nicole mentioning “Express Pass” EVERY episode, hilariously blackmailing Tim/Marie for it, plus some sassy looks! They got a hypocritical edit where they wanted to be role models for their kids…but were then shown not being that honourable (Nicole trying to cheat off Leo and begging for help is one of my favorite moments) and were carried to the end by their allies Jason/Amy. Also Travis previously mentioned about staying unflustered and wanting their children to see them working together well haha I much prefer a messy team like this than the actual inspirational ones.
  3. Nicky/Kim - had everything needed to be a ‘likeable underdog team’ but I found them hard to root for because they were “baseball wives” rather than “regular people”. But I still liked them. They weren’t huge characters but were very sweet, endearing, and actually quite independent and strategic, like plotting with Tim/Marie and then getting in front of the counter. They weren’t pampered divas AT ALL like many expected. They also felt down to earth with some witty comments such as “she's like Cameron Diaz in my best friend's wedding” at the opera challenge and getting excited “Our cab has pink on it” haha. Some cute moments like “We’re not bunnies anymore…we are ninjas” but after struggling at that wave pool “I think we’ll just go back to being bunnies” haha Enjoyed seeing them scrape through each week.
  4. Jason/Amy - I’m not a fan of the “generic couple” archetype and Jason/Amy were basically just that, and they weren’t that interesting or memorable. However I ranked them higher because of their role in a few dramas like their fight when Tim/Marie stole their taxi, as well as their alliance with Nicole/Travis. Helping other teams at the final 4 created some interesting discussions, especially when Nicole/Travis were a bigger threat than Ally/Ashley. I remember Jason randomly asking if Indonesians were like Asians or Indians haha But forgettable as characters.
  5. Tim/Danny - had the “needs the money” backstory and a very sad elimination with Tim struggling at the choir challenge (arguably unfair because Tim was just a terrible singer so not sure if he could have done much better). Team Oklahoma had some good banter dressing up as the couple (“wanting rock scissors paper” to determine who was the woman, humorously arguing and suggesting things like 1 was smaller or more attractive as a woman) and helped Ally/Ashley with their truck..but nothing special. Not overly memorable but still a likeable team!
  6. Brandon/Adam - another fun likeable male team who always seemed to be enjoying the race…and lived in the woods. A few fun confessionals and making their own fishing rods to fish on the boat in Norway. Started out strong (including a 1st place before their elimination) but had 1 bad leg with a bad Detour choice and a U-Turn. In a way I liked these shock eliminations. Similar to Tim/Danny in that they were likeable but not that memorable.
  7. Rowan/Shane - had some fun moments like “Phil don’t fall asleep” when they finally arrived at the pit stop, “My name is not Rowan for nothing” when rowing and telling Shane to stop talking on the bikes because they are wasting “air” haha. We don’t see “2 older goofy men” often and I like older, unfit teams who are a bit of a disaster. Team Bingo were wacky and funny like a modern Steve/Dave. They had a disaster of a leg - wrong bus, hilariously taking a local shoe shiner’s cart (one of the best moments of the season) and calling Marie “el diablo” haha One of the more memorable early boots and would have been unique characters if they somehow lasted longer.
  8. Ally/Ashley - they were the “dumb blondes” but pretty forgettable and just didn’t have any charisma like Caroline/Jennifer or Liz/Marie. One of them wanted to find love…but was then reminded that she had a boyfriend haha plus calling Abu Dhabi “Abu Dubai” and were edited as just riding Leo/Jamal’s coattails. I actually would have liked them more if they had more dumb moments - they weren’t great racers, but not in a funny way. And Nicky/Kim were definitely the more endearing underdog team. They had a big fight in their elimination episode and would have been more entertaining if they were like this more often.
  9. Naina/Hoskote - felt less mactorish and had a storyline of Hoskote wanting an arranged marriage for his daughter and being old fashioned. If they lasted longer, they could have had a Ron/Christina type storyline with Hoskote showing signs of being “real truth flavour” haha, and there was some very mild bickering in leg 1. However they didn’t really stand out in their 1 leg and didn’t have much of an interesting storyline or a memorable elimination.
  10. ChesteEphraim - seemed fun and likeable in their short stay with “We’re heavy, it’s gonna take a mountain of salt to make us float”, “You were easy to spot - you looked like a military jeep under the parachute” and comparing themselves to the Beekman Boys when struggling at the airport. They came in 1st in leg 2 and were a shock elimination in leg 3 with their bad luck with their flight connections and delays. Were eliminated at the airport after falling a day behind! Usually find it hard to root for alpha male teams (especially former athletes) so that’s the main thing that separates them from the teams ranked just above them (2 blondes and a fathedaughter team).
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Leg Rankings
1.Leg 9 - Indonesia (F5 - Ally/Ashley eliminated) - a fantastic leg that sets up the final 5 so well with a chaotic location in Bandung, trains, cultural animal tasks (ram fighting, making birds sing, feeding elephants), drama (Leo/Jamal vs Nicole/Travis over the U-Turn), great detour (Ally/Ashley not going to the market first, teams hilariously trying to fit sugarcane into taxis…the poor taxi drivers), Ally/Ashley arguing and pleading for help, and some placement shifts at both the Detour and Road Block. The best part was the storyline of Nicole/Travis being like “we want to be a beacon for God’s light” and continually critiquing Leo/Jamal for playing unethically….and then ending with Nicole’s hilarious meltdown at the anklung Road Block (hypocritically trying to look at Leo’s, getting frustrated with the children “Don’t laugh, you have to help the lady” haha, Travis groaning in disappointment “She doesn’t know an octave is 8”). Tense ending with Nicole begging Amy to help her with Ally/Ashley getting closer!
  1. Leg 5 - Poland (F8 - Brandon/Adam eliminated) - navigation dramas, great tasks, U-Turn drama, great location in Gdansk, banter between teams, Express Pass used and lots of action. The Express Pass cliffhanger is resolved haha The polish dance was fun with Tim/Danny bantering about being the woman and struggling “I’m a white body with 2 left feet…and I have 3 left feet” haha and the judge “don’t fight with each other” and Tim ripping his pants. The huge apartment building Road Block was basic but had some fun moments between teams - Some teams working together, Tim and Jason randomly dancing, Travis pressing the elevator on every floor for Kim haha and Tim having to warn Marie that you can get a penalty for “bad manners”. Plus some nice interactions with locals. Some navigational issues and Brandon/Adam get tricked by Jason/Amy’s taxi driver haha Brandon/Adam had a disastrous leg after finishing 1st at the “Keep on Racing” (shock elimination). Great episode but misses #1 because it had bigger moments.
  2. Leg 11 - Japan (F4 - Leo/Jamal eliminated) - a very exciting final 4 elimination with some great inter-team drama! A few too many wacky Japanese tasks though rather than cultural tasks - walking vending machines, crazy game shows, jump into a telephone box filled with water, cat temple, capturing a rhino in a suit, and a robot greeter. Detour was too easy for a final 4 (especially answering the phone underwater - awful) and the rhino Speed Bump was embarrassing…but I loved the robot Road Block - placement shifts, Amy and Nicole working together, Amy staying behind to help Nicole who was freaking out again, and Travis ridiculing Nicole afterwards (and Jason frustrated that Amy wasted time helping). It was sad seeing Nicole so sad and disappointed when Travis should have been relieved a team was behind. Great storylines for the final 4 with everyone vs Leo/Jamal (plus losing Tim/Marie while searching the park) and memorable elimination. Unfortunately the weak challenges let it down a bit though.
  3. Leg 2 - Chile (F10 - Rowan/Shane eliminated) - Some drama at the start with Tim/Marie trying to dictate lines at the hours of operation with Afganimals calling them “Pinky and No Brain” haha with teams annoyed by them for the whole leg, Ally/Ashley call her miserable (love this trashy drama). Reading the newspaper on saltwater was one of those “silly” challenges but had Nicky/Kim having a minor meltdown and Nicole “What a lovely way to start my birthday, a salt bath with my husband”. Some Detour switching and Nicole crashing her bike. Some interesting bus scrambles with Rowan/Shane getting confused and picking a later bus. The shoe shining Road Block was fun and tense at the end - Rowan taking a random person’s shoe shining equipment haha (and calling Marie the devil haha), Kim forgetting equipment with Marie not giving her the Express Pass (earlier had an alliance because Tim knows Kim’s husband), Leo/Jamal missing out on 1st because they didn’t pay their driver, and just felt so much more exciting than leg 1.
  4. Leg 10 - Indonesia (F4 - Non elimination) - a fun leg despite being an obvious non-elimination. Challenges weren’t great but the teams made them better than they should have been. Eating the cobras was a lame eating challenge…but Marie being a picky eater had fun moments. Boiling the eggs in the volcanic crater was also a dull challenge…but had teams having to redo it plus Marie freaking out again because she’s never boiled an egg and wasn’t even putting the eggs into the water haha (but surprisingly got it on her 1st try). Painting their partnesearching the fields also had fun moments especially painting the men with Nicole “My husband looks like the sexiest drag queen ever” (and Phil calling him an angry showgirl) and Marie “You’re so metro, you’ll be fine”. Leo/Jamal also lie again and then have to confess (about Tim/Marie being ahead). Felt like a tense ending with Leo/Jamal struggling to find the shears, switching, immediately leaving at “shave your beards” haha but still felt close. More drama in the ones above it though.
  5. Leg 6 - Austria (F7 - Tim/Danny eliminated) - just an “okay” leg but the taxi drama raises it up higher plus the singing challenge at the end. Assembling the chandelier looked interesting but all teams chose matching the masks which wasn’t that difficult or interesting (which Marie said “We did it in like 3 minutes”). Some drama with Jason/Amy trying the bungy jump Fast Forward but choosing to leave due to weather (tense deciding whether to wait or leave with the wind). But the German opera song was a nice tough task with lots of teams together (Tim really struggling and the judge being like “That was terrible” haha). It felt a little bit long and drawn out though. Also a random scene where clowns appear “When you said clowns, I got scared because I thought you meant the Afganimals were here” haha Leo/Jamal also lie about the U-Turn. Tim/Marie stealing Jason/Amy’s taxi and arguing on the mat was the highlight. Would rank higher if the leg was more interesting overall.
  6. Leg 7 - United Arab Emirates (F6 - Non elimination) - another “okay” leg. Some airport banter with Marie complaining about Nicky/Kim chatting on and on with their airport staff, and also Tim getting over the Jason/Amy drama because we’re dudes and then calls Marie a “dude” haha Then visited mosques in Abu Dhabi with a nice scene of Nicky/Kim reflecting on Arab culture and not to judge a group of people by one’s actions. Ally/Ashley also hope Leo/Jamal help them there because “it’s a man’s world” and also “Abu Dubai”. Sorting dates/assembling fishing net were both challenging detours, Tim/Marie hilariously bicker (Nicky/Kim being like “As an American, it’s embarrassing”) and Nicky/Kim keeping one of the locations a secret from the other teams and Nicole/Travis struggle putting together the net (the start of their downfall). The repel and racecar Road Block weren’t that interesting at the end (Kim was scared of heights…and cars). Also the ferries before the Road Block made it obvious that Nicky/Kim weren’t catching up.
  7. Leg 3 - Portugal (F9 - ChesteEphraim eliminated) - a modern season with a classic flight scramble! This took up half the episode…and I don’t mind because I love flights and travel - they’re the heart and soul of the race more than challenges. Aggressively trying to get on standby, a team books the wrong date, a clash between Nicky/Kim and Tim/Marie, a few teams work together (and Tim/Danny don’t trust the Afganimals’ alliance), Marie tries to get information from Tim/Danny, and ChesteEphraim’s bad luck becoming “Beekman Boys part 2” haha Such classic feels! The Lisbon section was pretty dull though with ChesteEphraim as obvious boots and dull tasks (Detour may have been better with teams together), but I also like when teams are far apart from flights and can keep their leads. Ashley is inspired by her Portuguese grandfather with Leo “My race wife is Portuguese” haha Leo/Jamal lying about the tiles challenge taking a long time and Tim/Marie not using the Express Pass were the only notable things though. Average overall!
  8. Leg 12 - USA (F3 - Finale) - a dull finale but not necessarily terrible. Alaska has been done many times before and no challenges stood out as memorable plus boring winners. And there wasn’t any drama between these teams like there usually is, and Marie had no crazy moments. Nicole being a hot mess was the only highlight - failed the supply drop Road Block, dropped her pick on the ice climb haha, Travis told her to stop rowing because she was that bad, and then at the final puzzle Travis just groaned at how useless she was “I’m basically doing the whole thing myself” haha A fitting ending for them! Unfortunately Jason/Amy left the Road Block first and just never lost their lead. That’s also why TAR16, TAR17, TAR19 and TAR22 were also underwhelming finales - the team that leaves the first challenge first never loses their lead. It looked like all teams were together at the final puzzle (remembering the currencies wasn’t a bad idea) but it just didn’t feel tense enough. The last 3 are also boring, but at least this had the excitement of the finish line.
  9. Leg 4 - Norway (F8 - TBC) - had the gimmick of “daytime at 1:00am” but nothing much happened besides Nicole aggressively asking for the Express Pass in return for helping Tim/Marie (who missed their clue). Nicole “I want that Express Pass, I want that Express Pass” with a hilariously sassy look to the camera…and To Be Continued haha. One of the best moments of the season…however the rest of the leg was dull. Both Detours were just “doing boring things with fish” plus hanging up the fish heads was so much quicker that it seemed unfair. The Detour really only had Nicky/Kim “The Cod Queens” struggling to carry the fish and freak out that they’ve lost their clue (but it’s in her mouth haha). Tim/Marie also place the fish on the wrong pole and try leveraging the Express Pass with Brandon/Adam ignoring and mocking her (they may actually need this the next day haha). Jumping into the cold ocean and moving the boulder with your car “Ford product placement” were also boring besides Ally/Ashley almost driving their car over a cliff haha
  10. Leg 8 - United Arab Emirates (F6 - Nicky/Kim eliminated) - didn’t have much happen despite another U-Turn. It had desert scenery but teams were mostly in the same order with no equalisers and Nicky/Kim never caught up. In fact Nicky/Kim’s buggy got stuck in the sand and then got U-Turned and a Speed Bump…so just fell further behind. Preparing the wedding dish/grooming a camel weren’t great. Preparing a camel for a beauty contest was a funny concept I guess, with the camels kicking and teams laughing about their hot camels. The rafting Road Block was boring and easy…even Nicole did it with no problems haha The wave pool Speed Bump was a bit silly but worked well with Nicky/Kim being scared. Some of the U-Turn drama was okay but nothing special - Nicole/Travis strategically using the Express Pass to get to the board first, Tim/Marie U-Turned Nicky/Kim because of a petty rivalry, and Leo/Jamal lying about how easy the cooking challenge was (they switched). But dull overall!
  11. Leg 1 - Chile (F11 - Naina/Hoskote eliminated) - a very boring premiere and very similar to TAR20’s very boring premiere (ep2 is also similar to TAR20’s ep2). A dull heights challenge where the person NOT doing the Road Block is completing the paraglide (same twist as TAR20’s skydive except paragliding is less scary). Following the paragliders (the actual task) wasn’t that hard with the only interesting thing being Marie taking Jamal’s taxi and him saying “Bitch”. The paragliding only had Kim being slightly scared, and doing it for her children…named Spidey and Baboo haha. Then a 2nd dull challenge just like TAR20 (rowing a boat and collecting fish) where the only difficulty was 2 team members accidental doing both Road Blocks. Ally/Ashley tipped off Leo/Jamal about their Road Block mistake. And just like TAR20, not many teams stood out, no drama and it was a dull looking South American city. The only highlights were Nicole/Travis taking a taxi instead of walking and Tim/Danny having a language barrier in the US haha
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Summary
So the best way of describing this season is - not terrible but not much stands out as “fantastic”. This season needed some more dynamic characters (and less gimmicky/mactorish/camera aware), a more likeable final 3, more interesting winners, and some more memorable moments. Around half the episodes I’d regard as average or dull. It did have some interesting parts due to some drama (mostly due to the polarising characters of Tim/Marie, Nicole/Travis and Leo/Jamal) and some top episodes. I found it similar to TAR4 and TAR15 in that they had a dull feel overall but some fun characters here and there. Enjoyable enough so still scrapes through with a 6/10 which is still “good”.
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So after each season I will place it on a ranking:
1.TAR5 - 10/10
  1. TAR3 - 10/10
  2. TAR12 - 9/10
  3. TAR17 - 9/10
  4. TAR18 - 9/10
  5. TAR2 - 8/10
  6. TAR7 - 8/10
  7. TAR20 - 8/10
  8. TAR11 - 8/10
  9. TAR13 - 8/10
  10. TAR6 - 8/10
  11. TAR10 - 7/10
  12. TAR22 - 7/10
  13. TAR14 - 7/10
  14. TAR1 - 7/10
  15. TAR9 - 7/10
  16. TAR21 - 6/10
  17. TAR15 - 6/10
  18. TAR23 - 6/10
  19. TAR4 - 6/10
  20. TAR8 - 6/10
  21. TAR19 - 5/10
  22. TAR16 - 5/10
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2024.04.29 00:29 Kikiloverkink What was your experience like at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada?

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2024.04.25 21:51 Sea_Slice2934 I accidentally made a really cute little bed and I really like it.

It's a ranch bed with the bunny tee and a white frame.
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2024.04.25 09:16 NorajKent Sims 4 Mac Download Free all DLC LEGIT & FAST v1.106.148.1030

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  • Native
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Full Game Selectable:
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  9. The first thing you need to do is >> create an empty folder on your Desktop or any place you want and name it “ The Sims 4 Sims 4“.
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  13. Again form the Turbobit download link >> click on “DLCs” icon and you will see all the DLCs files, download what you want and after you finish move those files to “DLCs” folder that you create on step 3.
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2024.04.25 03:16 mikesrandomthoughts Mikes Random Thoughts

Mikes Random Thoughts
Full first part of a two part series, will be available in 24 hours on YouTube.
The first part will take you into the twisted sick and depraved world of human trafficking. Where life is literally only means a dollar sign. This goes for all age groups and both male and females.
You will hear and see footage from the border. Both sides of people Americans and Mexicans. Border patrol and migrants. Even interviews with coyotes themselves. What they say will floor you.
You will see undercover bust of underage human trafficking ring bust in Asia.
You will see the infamous Rape Trees. You will hear both sides of the border viewpoints on them. So yes they are true and real. You will see them for yourselves
You will see human smuggling trails, hotels, even hear about how they get across the border. One Coyote shows you the way. You will see how they keep people on the American side. Once they cross the border.
You will see how human trafficking is growing to the number one spot on global crime as well as all the ways it is.
You will even see how human trafficking is tied into the American sex industry. From the streets all way to the infamous Bunny Ranch in Nevada. You will even see street sex workers.
This series of you watch podcast episode and the bonus features segments. You will see what separates fact from fiction. You will hear it with your own ears. You will see it with your own two eyes.
Part two of the Human Trafficking series will be focused on a much more darker side of the criminal underground business.
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2024.04.23 18:26 twiichii Upper Las Virgenes Open Space Preserve

Upper Las Virgenes Open Space Preserve
Hiked 20 miles from Victory Trailhead through Open Space Preserve and out of Bell Canyon and Creek in 7 hours! I originally wanted to do the Cheeseboro Loop but I couldn't find the northern connection point after the lookout point with artwork (though if it's the one I think it was, it was extremely narrow cracked earth with overgrown parts that looked unsafe). You can take the bus straight up Victory to get to it. :)
Victory Trailhead to Bell Canyon Fire Road (pics 1-4) 8 43A Walk all the way down the hill and turn right until you reach it! I saw bunnies, coyotes, tadpoles, and all sorts of stuff here. Very easy walk until you get to the road.
Bell Canyon Fire Road (pics 5-8) 11A I was going uphill for several hours and it was worth it! So many chia, black and white sage, hummingbird sage, fiddlenecks, sticky monkey flowers... so many native plants (unfortunately surrounded by lots of black mustard though) are here. :)
Lookout Point (Pics 9-14) 12P It was great to see Simi and San Fernando Valley, the views extend even further than this as well! There was interesting art along the way like old cars and gardening sections.
Bell Canyon Creek (Pics 15-16) 2 40P This "hike" is a little walk in the park yet it's beautiful and well maintained. It is in/near a gated community though so please be respectful.
Lazy J Ranch Park (Pics 17-19) 3 45P This is where I stopped to stretch and relax. Once you're on the main roads, you can catch a bus home like I did, haha.
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2024.04.22 19:58 TheFanshionista Spin! That! WHEEEeeeeeeeeel!!

I wanted to throw out a bunch of ideas for a future spinner wheel! I feel like the more options James starts with, the more likely the wheel lands on something that actually sounds fun. Here is a HUGE list that has one action inspired by each pack that included gameplay. I tried to keep the suggestions low skill and free of the need to be a certain age stage or occult status so that they could be completed without much of a headache. Hopefully this inspires
Expansion Packs
Game Pack
Stuff Pack
BONUS KIT SUGGESTION: Feed a Dust Bunny (Bust the Dust)
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2024.04.21 18:08 SmackBarmPeyWet1 Deuteranomoly, and why the season’s depiction of women is Like That

EDIT: Whoa mama, this got a lot of hate. Let me be clear: I love this season, and I think that the characters are multifaceted and compelling. I furthermore think that the women absolutely have agency. In no way am I saying you can't enjoy it. But my way of enjoying media is analyzing it. I love meta, I love thinking about unreliable narrators like Marty and Rust. Personally, I walked out of this season thinking, Damn. Pizzolatto really didn't pull any punches in his criticism of machismo. Maybe I should reflect on that in my life. So this is my fun :)
The Interview format tips us off from minute one, episode one—this is the story of two men, and everything we are about to see is how these men see the world. No more, no less. We are about to see the world with dulled reds and greens because these two men are colorblind. The depiction of women is Marty’s deuteranomaly. Here I go:
Marty isn’t 100% irredeemably rotten, but he has got a genuine pathological need to be in control that is exceedingly common in cops. Like, he’s not obsessive about the case like Rust is, so why is he so adamant against the task force taking it over? It’s not because he doesn’t want it swept under the rug by a corrupt institution; it’s because it’s his now.
He reflects the sort of known principle in criminal psychology that certain personalities (majority of them being men) directly associate Sex with Control, not so much desire. Example being, rapists don’t rape because they’re horny; they want to conquer someone, something.
To him, the women and girls in his life are the same as his lawn—they’re his god-given damn personal property that are under his control to mow and maintain or neglect as he damn well pleases. Especially their sexuality.
Moment they try otherwise, he flies off the handle, steaming, raging. Remember how when Maggie leaves him and he reads the note, his first reaction is to snarl and curl his lip in anger?
And yeah, that includes his daughter. I’m not saying that he’s sexually attracted to his daughter, hell no. I’m also not trying to #girlboss away statutory rape. But when she’s caught sleeping with two guys, his emotional reaction is just the same as when Lisa has a one night stand with someone else. She and her sexuality are HIS property. No one else is allowed to mow his lawn.
And, tbh, that’s why he starts an affair with Beth (girl from the bunny ranch). By his (probably subconscious) thinking, when he gave her money to get out of there, he was really buying her. So why shouldn’t he?
This kind of personality is overwhelmingly attracted to police work, and other positions which provide control with less consequences. So when he busts down Lisa’s door, she can’t say “I’ll call the cops” because he IS the cops. He’s immune to consequence and answers only to himself.
In conclusion, “The world needs bad men” isn’t a deep truth, actually. It’s the way that two bad men who suck in different ways think about the world to dodge the noose. When someone says, “True Detective season 1 is about masculinity”, they’re right—it’s inviting people to unpack this worldview, to recognize it in the people around them and in themselves.
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2024.04.21 15:49 Old_Heart_7780 Motive

Two young kids taken from a popular local hiking trail in the middle of a warm winter day. Forcibly removed from the remote end of a dead end trail. Nowhere to run—- trapped on that long and rotted train trestle bridge—- isolated but together. It makes me sick thinking how terrified but brave two young friends were that day they crossed the Monon High Bridge. Libby capturing their abductor with a secretly concealed cell phone. I suspect they knew he was bad news the moment they’d passed one another at the south end of the bridge.
And yet both Abby and Libby still felt comfortable walking on the isolating and decaying trestles. You can see Abby concentrating on every footstep in that infamous Snapchat photo taken by her best friend Libby. They knew something was amiss the moment they saw him walking back toward them, with his head down—moving too fast for their comfort. Both girls suddenly realizing Anthony_shots was a creepy old man in baggy blue jeans and a bad fitting blue jacket.
One man with a motive for being there that day. Three times convicted: Theft, Battery, and Harassment. No stranger to beating up little kids, and harassing unsuspecting women with his anonymous telephone calls. A sick man with the black heart of a BTK and a GSK—- a pedophile and a peeper all rolled into one. He had the motive, and we all know anthony_shots and EmilyAnne were born on his Comcast account. Two fake social media profiles designed to trick unsuspecting and vulnerable young girls for their own sick purposes. A perfect storm waiting to happen.
He had the motive—- and let’s face it; he is undoubtedly connected. His Comcast account, his house, his son, his parents and their backyard—- somehow all connected. A man with three convictions, that suddenly realized he wasn’t so anonymous on those MeetMe, KiK and Snapchat chats. A three time loser looking at a new reality of life behind bars if any one of those kids talked about Anthony or Emily. I know he was terrified because his own son told us he was terrified, that evening when he arrived back home after his friendly chat with the ISP and the FBI on February 25. 2017.
He told us his dad was hysterically crying when he got a ride back home from the nice law enforcement people—- who’d just given him the polygraph treatment. They knew then this young shut in man knew something about the person(s) responsible for the Delphi murders. Does anyone truly believe this man was crying because he thought his son was mixed up in the Delphi murders. Or he was crying and terrified because he knew what could be coming next. I have no doubt his DNA is grossly smeared all over those devices confiscated from that pedo den. Devices collected from where they were found inside that house. Law enforcement knows who had which device in their separate bedrooms. They know who it was that unblocked Libby that February when she was set up and trapped on the Monon High Bridge.
Law enforcement has the full story. That Carroll County prosecutor didn’t meet secretly with the weakest link for nothing. He met secretly with that man’s son so as to get the full story. The story about a trip to Delphi that day two kids were murdered. A trip in a grandparents vehicle—- of course he wouldn’t take one of his own vehicles that day. A trip to the back of the Old Delphi Cemetery where he waited for his dad who had disappeared into the thick timber headed toward Deer Creek. A codependent and abused son waiting in a vehicle at the back of a deserted cemetery. I wouldn’t doubt he told the son he was doing some scouting for a future hunt. A gullible son who knew to keep his mouth shut lest the old man stick a gun to his head.
I think he told McLeland about the drive back to Peru that day. His dad covered in blood. The slow down on the bridge when his dad banded him the knife and told him to toss it into the river. Suddenly realizing the blood was now on his hands. The quick return home for a change of clothes and footwear. His dad acting wildly manic as they returned to the grandparents house to burn something in that bag his dad brought with them. The suspicious bag and the seat covers, floor mats and steering wheel cover from grandmas purple PT Cruiser. All tossed in that huge garbage pit and set ablaze. A quick run to the local Autozone before it closed that Monday evening—- brand seat covers, floor mats and steering wheel cover.
If there was a motive—- that man had it. Terrified his impulsive nature destroyed his retirement plans at the fast approaching age of 55. His son showing him that winter the ease for which he could peep into a young girls bedroom without ever leaving his own bedroom. Suddenly realizing the FBI was busy in the 765 Area Code that winter catching predators like himself. EmilyAnne and Elliot—- two men trading the most vile CSAM imaginable. Elliot seen handcuffed and led away from his house on the west side of Kokomo by the serious looking men with FBI emblazoned on their jackets.
Would they come for him if that young girl from Delphi told about those fake social media accounts harassing and grooming her that winter. A three time loser back in front of a judge and looking at 10-20. A lost life of leisure sponging off his parent’s timeshare in Florida, and those quick trips to Las Vegas and the nearby Bunny Ranch.
They searched his house not once, but TWICE. They searched that river for over 5 long weeks looking for a murder weapon. We know who pointed them to that location—— his son accompanied by two detectives. Did they find his knife—- of course they did. Had they not found a knife described in detail by his only son—- they would never have moved onto that Autozone, and ultimately that fire pit in grandma’s backyard. Something of interest was burned behind his parent’s house— the same as something of interest burned behind Richard Allen’s house. Does anyone think Ricard Allen could have made the same suspicious purchases for his black Ford Focus; new seat covers, floor mats—-purchased at that Carquest Auto Parts Store on West Franklin Street in beautiful Delphi, Indiana. Three men there that day two kids were setup, trapped, and murdered.
One of them had motive.
This is all speculation on my part. Speculation meant to illicit discussion. Could it have been Allen alone that day? Is there something to those searches in Miami County that preceded the searches at Allen’s property? Could two men growing up in a town of less than 900 people during the 1980’s have known one another? Did Allen’s wife know something was off with her husband of 25 years? Did the neighbors recall the smell of burning rubber, that evening two innocent kids from America’s Heartland were so heartlessly murdered?
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2024.04.19 23:39 Bubbles_the_Titan Rabbit hutches and miniatures

I've found schliech(?) And I've seen some barbie farm playsets, but do any of you know of any farm/rabbit ranch playsets or pieces for dolls that wouldn't be terribly expensive? Scheich is gonna run me about $30, Barbies about$50 so that's out of the question... I'm trying to build the bunny land of my dreams on a budget. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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2024.04.14 17:04 BarnBuster Links to old RMG stuff

Thanks mostly to:
aerisweet
DeViliShChild
and others. Most links appear to work ok.
Dare Dieter - ATO Trvia - Dec 29 2006
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/26fit3bjg28201t/AAC070Hc4hR1nzLNPgPv8Qh2a?dl=0
MEWL Magic 8-B all text - 2013
https://pastebin.com/f7nP9QVc
Reddit: show member salary discussion May 2015
https://www.reddit.com/RoversMorningGlory/comments/37ah58/show_member_salaries/
JLR – Dudes on Dudes – 9 episodes – MP3
https://www.mediafire.com/?q5ub9upt69448c0,2f55bauy1etj7td,c2r5hmjt33r6c53,2bwezlq66o2y00z,ku2m76obmc6ur87,5r9nxyvj6vjqq68,49ytmttvdmhgye4,0ei14mh99wmecc3,mm3532mval5aq78
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7m8tz5v5sqs0tuj/AABNtZFq29lb5HrkgGW49Xnma?dl=0
Alan Cox ft Chocolate Charlie - 12-16-2009 – 9 episodes – MP3
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0ru2vg5wi8v26zz/AAA5ewAtizUivJEaE1dcoUQIa?dl=0
Rover Calendar Page Shots
https://imgur.com/a/iL5qygB
Aftermath with Dumb and Charlie (Unk year but old) – MP4 – Numerous
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/nqt9t81txnqtm20/AAD1TJCzSDdO7ubFakUKjDa6a?dl=0
Dare Dieter - Laxative Beer Pong - Jan 6 2007 – 4 episodes – MP4
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/oy66vutgz5m45bs/AACPH6qJ0JQTZ4qoYN8ROi4Ma?dl=0
Dare Dieter - Glass Bulb Suit - Jan 26 2007 – 3 episodes – MP4
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/r1abnmamxateta0/AAAFpVoCcfLpBbEBVaQSzZw0a?dl=0
Dumb and Charlie Experiment - Maxwell Fired – 6 parts – MP3
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4nwskcxh9wkcp8v/AADuN9hrA1z_X7C_gb7WLtzAa?dl=0
Maxwell April 16, 2009 WMA
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/w1vxxp8f54nl3ja/AABEVaNcP2gC67YOzkeRWYwXa?dl=0
Maxwell September 4 2008 WMA
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xtsjicbyfrx13fb/AAAwOs0H64DrsUT05v59xm8pa?dl=0
Maxwell January 9 2009 WMA
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7jxsd2aztiijucy/AADlndtSeO25v0avH30KQDoza?dl=0
Alan Cox / Chocolate Charlie - 12-16-2009
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0ru2vg5wi8v26zz/AAA5ewAtizUivJEaE1dcoUQIa?dl=0
Older RMG stuff in WMMS old YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@1007wmms/search?query=rover
Phillip De-Virginized at Bunny Ranch(2) Youtube – April 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjfee7r8bM
Phillip from Rochester Roverfest 2014 – Youtube – 5 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWzWDHhTKI0&list=PLdzK9Dunwnp2jHT9kXik3aXOHQ4Qx8B-H&index=4
Bo Matthews/et al Golf Outing – Aug 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpPpGZm8PZA
Lots of stuff here:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1PPAe1G4uv8K1b-ofZTRHmUTaot4UPiKt?fbclid=IwAR18Ik14dTPJ7j0ui39kR1NkQ8a57waHNgOtUPNHK7Swj9BJ6s39inAEuH8
Teaser: Rover announces his breakup with Duji on air 12/19/08
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/14b8d6sCKnNZWc63PU2_aVvxhz_L-0yIW?fbclid=IwAR18Ik14dTPJ7j0ui39kR1NkQ8a57waHNgOtUPNHK7Swj9BJ6s39inAEuH8
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Another Dumb Show - 4/15/2024 - Issue #197 - 2:06:00 in; Inebriated Dumb talks about JLTammy/Dumb; well worth listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8ZLN4jo42w
YouTube "Dare Dieters"
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx1qJ6MqR793YAoE_QKUlqOHWxi9WSiIM
YouTube "Rover's Morning Glory [The Lost Tapes]" 57 Episodes, most short bits.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx1qJ6MqR790VCxiCBvoPq8EGm8sG0BxT
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2024.04.13 23:13 Kikiloverkink I work at the Bunny Ranch, ask me questions! AMA

Hey guys, my name is Kiki and I've been working at the Bunny Ranch company for the past six years here in Nevada. I would love to answer all your burning questions, don't be shy I'm open to answer any curiosities you have! KikiLover@BunnyRanch.com
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2024.04.08 14:04 ThrowAway7s2 "Welding Helmet Used in Eclipse" from the July 25, 1963 Door County Advocate

Welding Helmet Used in Eclipse

Welding Helmet Used in Eclipse

By Mrs. John Lopas
NASEWAUPEE — The Ladies Aid Society of Salem Lutheran church, R. 4, entertained their families at a barbecue supper Sunday evening, July 21. Chefs at the grills were the Rev. O. C. Henning and Virgil Ash. About 35 persons were there.
Sunday guests of the John Lopas family, MM, R. 4, were his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Art Lopas of Neenah. They were happy to see his brother Alvin and wife, Virginia, from Anaheim, Calif. Alvin has owned a chicken ranch in Anaheim the past seven years. The population there has grown and the area is now crowded. It was necessary to discontinue the chicken business. With no work worries for a little while what could be better than a vacation in beautiful Wisconsin? That included a trip to Nasewaupee in Door county for ripe cherries.
The eclipse of the sun Saturday afternoon was of interest to the local youngsters. They were warned not to look at it unless their eyes were protected. Arthur Lopas, 8, son of the John Lopas', R. 4. solved that problem by looking at the eclipse through two welders helmets. He put one on and focused the dark glass of the other so that he could look directly at the eclipse. It made a fine showing. He watched it from the beginning to the end and saw the total eclipse from Canada on the TV.
The cloud formation Friday evening about 8:00 to the north was spectacular. It looked as if we were in for terrific storm but it was mostly wind and some gentle rain.
Guests for luncheon and the afternoon at the Carl Roder's, MM, R. 4. on Thursday were Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Roedell, Peoria, Ill. Their two children David, 10, and Claudia, 7, are the same age as the Roder youngsters so they had great fun. Mrs. Roedell is the former Pearl Wetak, daughter of Mrs. Lane Wetak, Maple st.
The cherry harvest is in full swing on R. 4 this Monday, July 22. The John Weckler orchard had many people for picking for themselves Sunday. The sudden rain at 2:00 chased everyone out of the orchards but there were more there again by 3:30.
HAIL HIT CORN
The Milton Seilers, R. 4, reported the hail shredded their corn in the sudden rain and windstorm Sunday afternoon.
Saturday afternoon the Earl Roders, R. 4, took in the fair at Luxemburg. Carl Roder, R. 4, also went with his three children, Marsha, Janice and James. They stayed for the evening performance before the grandstand.
Are you looking for a treat for the kiddies? Why not try Aqualand — it's great fun. That is. if you are well supplied with nickels and dimes. You need nickels to buy corn for the deer and dimes for pop to feed the bears. You won't get by with one bottle either. Those bears are thirsty. You'll need several dimes for popcorn for the kiddies as well as the ducks, fish and raccoons. Even the deer eat popcorn. It is a big experience for the youngsters to have the deer eat from their hands. What fun it is to watch the duck play the piano, but only if you put the dime in the machine. Dimes also go in the machine to watch the bunnies kiss. Our youngsters all had to buy postcards from the hen. She even says thank you.
Daniel Roder, son of the Sylvester Roder's, R. 4, is spending a few days with his cousin Nathan Page, Menasha, Wis. The Pages live on Lake Butte des Morts so the boys have a fine time fishing and boating.
Ice cream socials are summertime fare. The youth of the Sawyer Methodist church sponsored an ice-cream social Friday evening at the church parlors. To that event Mrs. H. Roder, R. 4, went with 10 of her grandchildren. It is one of her many treats for the grandchildren every year. She wasn't the only grandmother treating the grandchildren to the goodies. In the short time we were there we saw the Ed. Krause's of Lansing av. with their two grandsons. Mrs. Minnie Dombrowski, of Maple st., was there with her granddaughter. Billy and Barbara Roder were also there with their grandmother, Mrs. Sylvester Roder, R. 4. The pastor, Rev. P. Mekkelson helped the young people serve the social goers.
Mrs. Sylvester Roder, R. 4, entertained her nieces and nephews at an afternoon lunch on Tuesday afternoon. It was in honor of Miss Janell Roder, Jefferson, Wis., who is vacationing at the Roder Farms, MM, R. 4.
https://archive.co.door.wi.us/jsp/RcWebImageViewer.jsp?doc_id=1e8fc801-90a4-4104-8e86-19a1ea0947dc/wsbd0000/20151119/00000371&pg_seq=7
Courtesy of the Door County Library Newspaper Archive
Articles by Marie Lopas: https://doorcounty.substack.com/t/marie-lopas
Articles relating to children: https://doorcounty.substack.com/t/children
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2024.04.08 01:32 passports_parakeets Dummy Flies with Sr to the Ranch to Give Stevie Kate a Feral Hog, and Dimmy Mistakes Her Newborn for an Egg and Scrambles London Fog - The Dirtles’ Week in Review

Monday
Dimmy: Should we go film content and see if the Easter bunny came? Contentot: Ooooh yeah! Let’s go London, hold my hand. Dimmy: 1 - 2 - 3 Action! Content Kate: Happy Easter! Yay! Cuddles baby sister. Was that a good one? Dimmy: No, let’s film that again three more times! Stevie Egg: What’s in this Easter egg, Mommy? Dimmy: An unpackaged stale Peep the roaches have been nibbling on. Eat up!
Dimmy: Time to go to your parents’ for Easter and collect as many eggs filled with hundred dollar bills as we can. 🤑 Dummy: OK, I’ll grab London. Second Rate Kate: Do I get to go? Dimmy: Only if you wear this dress that is too small for you, and shut up. Stevie Egg: Minnie is going to be so happy I’m coming, even if you’re not. She loves me so much. Jen: That warmed my heart to hear! Kimmy, stop being a bitch to your first born!
Jen: Lily, look, there is your Easter basket! Sweetie Kate: Oh my goodness! Look, Lily! How fun! Teethany: Did you even know you were going to get an Easter basket? Lily: 💭 I hope it contains socks and warm clothes! Teethany: Nope, just gigantic bows and no toys! Lily: 😐 Stevie Kate: Do I get an Easter basket? Jen: If you can find it! Have you looked and looked everywhere? Sniffling Kate: Yeah. 😢 Jen: Have you looked in the big balloon tree? Sniffling Kate: Voice trembling with tears. Nooooo. Jen: Well, go look! Sad Faced Kate: It’s not there. 😢 Mommy, will you help me find it? Dimmy: Ugh. No, leave me alone. Jen: Have you looked at the ranch? Maybe Delilah Pete the Barn Cat has it? Stevie Kate: I don’t know how to get there! Bursts into tears..
Jen: Don’t worry, Stevie Kate eventually found her basket after four hours! Texts Kimmy: Will you post the videos since they’re on your phone? Dimmy: Go away, I’m sleeping. Thirteen hours later. (And that’s no exaggeration.) Jen: Kimmy, can you please post the videos of Stevie Kate finding her Easter basket already? Dimmy: No! I am so over her! And you. I’ll text you the stupid video and you can post it yourself. Jen shared the video of Stevie Kate finding her Easter basket, impossibly hidden by Auntie Athleisure behind twenty-five fake trees in the faux “arboretum.”
Kimmy posted a reel of London Lilac buckled into her car seat ready to go home from the hospital with Jr holding Kimmy’s hand fake as could be, for content. Now we know why the car seat safety friend had to show them how to use a car seat, so they could get it right for the reel at least, and head off nasty comments. Auntie Athleisure commented on the reel “Slowest and safest drive you ever make.” If you ask Stevie Kate, who’s always bouncing around unrestrained in the backseat, or loosely buckled into that damn travel car seat, that will probably be the only safe drive they’ll ever make.
Wednesday
Dimmy: Time for us to show our coming home stories from exactly one week ago! What a production we filmed! Dummy took his AirPods out and even plastered on a big smile for his call time. Notice the Nordace backpack product placement and how he immediately reached for a lifesaving glass of AG1! I put my hand to my face and pretended to be surprised by the Balloonish install I’d custom ordered ahead of time! I was also extra sweet to that pain in my ass Stevie Not-Allowed-to-Celebrate-Her-Birthday for the benefit of the camera! I couldn’t stop rubbing her little back and crouching down to show how much I love her! Stevie Kate performed exactly as directed and yelled surprise when we walked in. We told her, when in doubt, just jump up and down! It only took us four takes to get it right!
Dummy: YOUR baby’s here! Dimmy: Say hi to London! Dummy: Look how small she is! Dimmy: You’re such a good sister. Can you give her a huggy and kissy?
Wait just a minute, Fibber and Dim Flim Flammer. I thought you said on Friday you thought you had finally picked a name, thus you were revealing it on Saturday when the window to change it was officially over. Here’s proof they finalized the name by last Wednesday, and probably even long before they put in the Balloonish order.
Back to present day.
Dimmy: Ignore the loud tornado sirens in the background… no idea why they are on… maybe it’s to warn our neighbors my douche canoe husband is back from the hospital! HEE HAW DONKEY HONK. Here I am eating off a greasy paper plate in bed, plus working, plus pumping, plus holding London! I am multitasking a lot more seamlessly than my father in law trying to tie his shoelaces and talk at the same time! Look at all this breast milk I pumped. Dummy: Moral of the story is, you help me out with work, you make more milk. Keep it up, woman. Tornado siren volume increases as the douche threat level skyrockets.
Thursday
Jen: I just got here to Kimmy and Steven’s house to watch Stevie Kate while London has her tongue tie procedure. Oh this makes me so happy to see that Steven’s seminary students decorated his front door with new baby wishes and creepy construction paper art surrounding the decaying Something Pretty Floral wreath. Their door looks even worse than it usually does!
Jen: Hey Stevie Kate, remember that giant clear plastic egg I gave you on Easter that the white plastic boot-wearing witch hid from you for four hours? Traumatized Kate: Ye-e-s. Voice trembles. Jen: Remember how there was a paint your own flower pot kit in there? Excited Kate: Yes! Jen: Let’s do that activity! Crayola Kate: Hooray! I’ll grab all my blue markers!
Crayola Kate: Happily colors flower pot. I love you. I’m so glad you’re here. Jen: I love this content! Keep it coming! Show Pony Kate: What did you say? Jen: I mean, I love you too, Stevie Kate! Are you done yet? It’s time to film our next scene, called The Alibaba Deathmobile Minnieventure! Crayola Kate: No, not quite! I’m still coloring.
The deathmobile arrives safely at the grocery store. Old Jen and Disheveled Kate head inside. Jen: Do you want a blue flower or a purple flower or a pink flower? Disheveled Kate: White flour. Jen: Here’s a cute little white flower! Stevie Carb: No, I said white flour. Points to baguettes. Jen: Oh Stevie Kate, you can’t have carbs. You’ll grow up to be fat and poor. Stevie Carb: But we’re making memories. Jen: Well, that’s true… Reluctantly hands Stevie Kate a baguette. Negotiate Kate: Throw in a yaya too, and I’ll let you choose any damn flower you want for my painted pot!
Dummy: Who wore this double chin better? One week old Stevie Kate or one week old London? Whoever did, it’s not me! I lost 20 lbs. by eating Factor meals! I definitely did not lose all that weight from Ozempic, so forget you read that on my Twitter feed. Use my code FRIDGETROLL to get 50% off your first box plus free wellness shots for life! Eat two Factor meals a day plus one HLTH code shake for breakfast, and soon you will look as good as I do in this sleeveless hoodie! Jen: And if you’re already skinny and perfect like Tanner, you can also enjoy Factor meals! Everyone at my house has their own subscription, including Belle, who prefers it over Farmer’s Dog except when she has an active Farmer’s Dog code.
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