Everything in my inventory is up for trade. The most valuable items are listed here, the rest you can find in My Inventory

Feel free to Add Me or even better send a Trade Offer. Open for any suggestions: upgrades, downgrades / knives, gloves, skins / stickers, patterns, floats.

All Buyouts are listed in cash value.

• I’m German. I have German, Russian, Ukrainian, and other ethnic roots.
• I lived in Vietnam, Japan, South Korea. I’m well accustomed with the cultures. I also spent time in my life travelling many other countries. I’m very open minded.
• I speak fluent German, English, Russian. I learned JLPT5 Japanese within a few weeks for my ex-girlfriend. I’m still amazed how easy it was. I always thought learning languages like Japanese and Chinese is a nightmare. Actually really easy. I also know the trap-holes of translation apps and how to understand the translation and make correct translations.
• nodejs express react reactnatice dgraph postgre cassandra, basically everything javascript. but also learned Java in university. also read lots about firebase graphql and many other things. i know how to design applications that can scale, and that cheaply.
• I did boxing all my life. I know lots of things about nutrition/food. Generally: I have an insane amount of general knowledge. If friends got problems/questions about all kind of things, they come to me. I am Mister Google.
• I obviously know lots of things about law, scams and business. Over time I became a very sceptic person. I don’t trust easily. I’m good at supervising and monitoring, because I’m really a perfectionist. I worked many times with freelancers from this sub or facebook. And I got disappointed more than one time. So many things I had to DIY. I am not wondering that tech companies pay their devs so much money, because most people are just not competent. I don’t know how to describe it without sounding like an ass. Also calling them “NPCs” sounds bad. Many people are just simple you know, until 80 years ago we all lead simple lives without all that dopamine dystopia stuff. If you have a huge company you need people who don’t need a supervisor who checks their work everyday & get incredible stuff done, and such people are expensive because they all have an entrepreneurial mindset. And as you see, it often doesn’t work without controlling them. Elon literally fired like 90% of the Twitter staff, and it made no difference. They were just chilling around doing nothing.
• I love philosophy.
• I like Anime/Manga, also helped my friend on his Social Media / News business on that.
• Next to nutrition stuff I love cooking too. Making sure all nutritions are met. I want to raise my kids in the best possible way one day.
• Actually once my workshop is open I was thinking about producing ethical organic fashion to influencers and stuff. But still thinking about it, because the quality and clothing I make are very unique. and more importantly: the degree of quality/control I offer. Most factories can’t offer that. That’s why I’m so convinced of my business and going all in. Also thinking about opening a luxury line.
• I have lots of experience with Photoshop/PremierePro/AfterEffects. So even if a freelancer messes up, or something is annoying, I can fix it by myself.
• I know how to design/plan IT projects.
• I know how to do project management with Trello, ClickUp, Notion etc.
• I know how to save money. There are so many SaaS out there, and many are expensive af and become a huge burden once the project grows because they have a MAU (monthly active users) pricing. I grew up poor, I know what’s expensive and how to save money. Working economically. Many freelancers work with those overpriced companies because their APIs are very easy & good, and they offer lots of features. Anyway, waste of money. It can be done with more effort much more cheaper.
• I spent much time selecting a good customer support setup, newsletter setup, and lots of other SaaS Tech Stacks, and also how to do things by myself to save cash. A setup that doesn’t kill the bank. Generally I learned a lot about email marketing. As a dev I also know a lot about Google SEO; also had a friend who did a fortune with SEO business.
• I’m very good at teaching. I have an easy teaching position in front of my nose for 20 bucks per hour at a private elementary school, but it’s just too little for my time, and it’s just babysitting.
• I know lots of things about crypto. A lot. Even made my own shitcoin back then.
• I know lots of things about stonks too, been a WSB member even before GME.
• I have lots of eCommerce experience. Had once a dropshipping store that made 10k/month. Died obviously within a few months because it was a chinese trash product.
• I know all about sourcing items from China, getting in contact with factories, making sure not getting scammed. If you have a big project, I’m even willing to fly over to China for you. I have a chinese business partner (we know each other since 10 years) whom I trust a lot. Actually right now because of my fashion business I sourced & bought lots of items from China too. Even thinking about reselling stuff over in US. Easy made cash. But yea that’s again a side quest. I got too many quests, I see money possibilities everywhere, I have to focus on my own way. Even that fashion business is a side quest in the end. Because my main quest is my app, an Az/Google/Facebook competitor. Takes up lots of money obviously, so that’s why I’m out here on side quests… (because I don’t want any investors or anything, in the end my main quest is even a charity. It’s my life purpose. I want to own 100% of it. It’s my baby. Creating a new kind of free internet (very long story). I don’t care about money anyway my purpose is more important, but yea making that project costs money, my fam needs money, I want to marry & get kids too, so I can’t neglect that part).
• I know lots about Shopify/Wordpress development. I even need an own custom solution for my Shopify Store, and finding a freelancer who does it right is kinda hard, so I started diving into Liquid, and it seems easy. Well, easy is subjective. I can learn any language (human languages like Japanese) and coding languages very fast and easy, because my brain is used to it.
• I’m really interested into farming. I want my own big house in the mountain with wife and 20 kids. With own animals and growing my own food. I want to live long and not get any cancer. Actually I want to get the first state of my financial success done, and the first thing I’ll do, is to marry a cute innocent traditional girl, buy a house and make lots of kids. This will give me even more responsibility AND energy to do business achieve my goals and dreams, my purposes as a man. Also raising amazing sons to replace & even surpass me, is something really amazing imo. And daughters who will share the love we give them is something amazing too. This is the way in my opinion. An own family is the best thing one can do. I wish I married with 18. Now I’m 23 already… but yea it is what it is. If you need help finding a good wife I can help you with that too, we can even do it physically together (I mean, meeting in real life). I can also coach you for all kinds of girls stuff. My best friend drives around by car across Europe right now, you could even meet.
• I’m time flexible.
• I am not looking for a coding job. I can design the software and tell devs what to do, and check their code, and ofc if they work properly.
• I think for now daily payment would be good for one or two weeks, later we could go over to weekly payment.
• I can accept all kinds of payment methods. I have Binance too. We need to talk about that precisely again. Because there are people who launder money with freelancer work.
• As you see, I have lots of knowledge about security and scam, also IT security. I am a cautious guy.
• I can help you to get done any kind of freelance work & control the quality. I know how to find freelancers, and one of my friends as a fb group in his local countries with 300k people.
• My best friend has a facebook ads agency since many years and earns good cash with it. I have Ads experience too. So if you need to get Ads done, I can do that, my friend double checks. I can create ad content too, digitally, and even physically (I have equipment). I know lots about marketing and psychology.
• Most important thing: curiosity is a big part of me. Even in my free time I research and learn lots of things. Actually, I’m working kinda 247. Since I’m 16, that’s how I accumulated all those skill sets. I don’t party I don’t smoke I don’t drink. I don’t even play games. All day I’m just working/researching, and barely talk to anyone. Just with my best friend, and all we talk about is money business girls politics economy.
• So, if there’s something to do that I am not good at, I’m willing to research/learn in my free time.
• I know a loooot of things about tax, and international company set up, and also know the right people for doing such stuff.
• I can teach you any language you want (obviously I will have to learn it as well).
• I can online teach your kids. Well, I could even do it offline & fly over if you don’t live far away. Every good personality is a great impact for your kids (well, depends also on the age).

• I’m German. I have German, Russian, Ukrainian, and other ethnic roots.
• I lived in Vietnam, Japan, South Korea. I’m well accustomed with the cultures. I also spent time in my life travelling many other countries. I’m very open minded.
• I speak fluent German, English, Russian. I learned JLPT5 Japanese within a few weeks for my ex-girlfriend. I’m still amazed how easy it was. I always thought learning languages like Japanese and Chinese is a nightmare. Actually really easy. I also know the trap-holes of translation apps and how to understand the translation and make correct translations.
• nodejs express react reactnatice dgraph postgre cassandra, basically everything javascript. but also learned Java in university. also read lots about firebase graphql and many other things. i know how to design applications that can scale, and that cheaply.
• I did boxing all my life. I know lots of things about nutrition/food. Generally: I have an insane amount of general knowledge. If friends got problems/questions about all kind of things, they come to me. I am Mister Google.
• I obviously know lots of things about law, scams and business. Over time I became a very sceptic person. I don’t trust easily. I’m good at supervising and monitoring, because I’m really a perfectionist. I worked many times with freelancers from this sub or facebook. And I got disappointed more than one time. So many things I had to DIY. I am not wondering that tech companies pay their devs so much money, because most people are just not competent. I don’t know how to describe it without sounding like an ass. Also calling them “NPCs” sounds bad. Many people are just simple you know, until 80 years ago we all lead simple lives without all that dopamine dystopia stuff. If you have a huge company you need people who don’t need a supervisor who checks their work everyday & get incredible stuff done, and such people are expensive because they all have an entrepreneurial mindset. And as you see, it often doesn’t work without controlling them. Elon literally fired like 90% of the Twitter staff, and it made no difference. They were just chilling around doing nothing.
• I love philosophy.
• I like Anime/Manga, also helped my friend on his Social Media / News business on that.
• Next to nutrition stuff I love cooking too. Making sure all nutritions are met. I want to raise my kids in the best possible way one day.
• Actually once my workshop is open I was thinking about producing ethical organic fashion to influencers and stuff. But still thinking about it, because the quality and clothing I make are very unique. and more importantly: the degree of quality/control I offer. Most factories can’t offer that. That’s why I’m so convinced of my business and going all in. Also thinking about opening a luxury line.
• I have lots of experience with Photoshop/PremierePro/AfterEffects. So even if a freelancer messes up, or something is annoying, I can fix it by myself.
• I know how to design/plan IT projects.
• I know how to do project management with Trello, ClickUp, Notion etc.
• I know how to save money. There are so many SaaS out there, and many are expensive af and become a huge burden once the project grows because they have a MAU (monthly active users) pricing. I grew up poor, I know what’s expensive and how to save money. Working economically. Many freelancers work with those overpriced companies because their APIs are very easy & good, and they offer lots of features. Anyway, waste of money. It can be done with more effort much more cheaper.
• I spent much time selecting a good customer support setup, newsletter setup, and lots of other SaaS Tech Stacks, and also how to do things by myself to save cash. A setup that doesn’t kill the bank. Generally I learned a lot about email marketing. As a dev I also know a lot about Google SEO; also had a friend who did a fortune with SEO business.
• I’m very good at teaching. I have an easy teaching position in front of my nose for 20 bucks per hour at a private elementary school, but it’s just too little for my time, and it’s just babysitting.
• I know lots of things about crypto. A lot. Even made my own shitcoin back then.
• I know lots of things about stonks too, been a WSB member even before GME.
• I have lots of eCommerce experience. Had once a dropshipping store that made 10k/month. Died obviously within a few months because it was a chinese trash product.
• I know all about sourcing items from China, getting in contact with factories, making sure not getting scammed. If you have a big project, I’m even willing to fly over to China for you. I have a chinese business partner (we know each other since 10 years) whom I trust a lot. Actually right now because of my fashion business I sourced & bought lots of items from China too. Even thinking about reselling stuff over in US. Easy made cash. But yea that’s again a side quest. I got too many quests, I see money possibilities everywhere, I have to focus on my own way. Even that fashion business is a side quest in the end. Because my main quest is my app, an Az/Google/Facebook competitor. Takes up lots of money obviously, so that’s why I’m out here on side quests… (because I don’t want any investors or anything, in the end my main quest is even a charity. It’s my life purpose. I want to own 100% of it. It’s my baby. Creating a new kind of free internet (very long story). I don’t care about money anyway my purpose is more important, but yea making that project costs money, my fam needs money, I want to marry & get kids too, so I can’t neglect that part).
• I know lots about Shopify/Wordpress development. I even need an own custom solution for my Shopify Store, and finding a freelancer who does it right is kinda hard, so I started diving into Liquid, and it seems easy. Well, easy is subjective. I can learn any language (human languages like Japanese) and coding languages very fast and easy, because my brain is used to it.
• I’m really interested into farming. I want my own big house in the mountain with wife and 20 kids. With own animals and growing my own food. I want to live long and not get any cancer. Actually I want to get the first state of my financial success done, and the first thing I’ll do, is to marry a cute innocent traditional girl, buy a house and make lots of kids. This will give me even more responsibility AND energy to do business achieve my goals and dreams, my purposes as a man. Also raising amazing sons to replace & even surpass me, is something really amazing imo. And daughters who will share the love we give them is something amazing too. This is the way in my opinion. An own family is the best thing one can do. I wish I married with 18. Now I’m 23 already… but yea it is what it is. If you need help finding a good wife I can help you with that too, we can even do it physically together (I mean, meeting in real life). I can also coach you for all kinds of girls stuff. My best friend drives around by car across Europe right now, you could even meet.
• I’m time flexible.
• I am not looking for a coding job. I can design the software and tell devs what to do, and check their code, and ofc if they work properly.
• I think for now daily payment would be good for one or two weeks, later we could go over to weekly payment.
• I can accept all kinds of payment methods. I have Binance too. We need to talk about that precisely again. Because there are people who launder money with freelancer work.
• As you see, I have lots of knowledge about security and scam, also IT security. I am a cautious guy.
• I can help you to get done any kind of freelance work & control the quality. I know how to find freelancers, and one of my friends as a fb group in his local countries with 300k people.
• My best friend has a facebook ads agency since many years and earns good cash with it. I have Ads experience too. So if you need to get Ads done, I can do that, my friend double checks. I can create ad content too, digitally, and even physically (I have equipment). I know lots about marketing and psychology.
• Most important thing: curiosity is a big part of me. Even in my free time I research and learn lots of things. Actually, I’m working kinda 247. Since I’m 16, that’s how I accumulated all those skill sets. I don’t party I don’t smoke I don’t drink. I don’t even play games. All day I’m just working/researching, and barely talk to anyone. Just with my best friend, and all we talk about is money business girls politics economy.
• So, if there’s something to do that I am not good at, I’m willing to research/learn in my free time.
• I know a loooot of things about tax, and international company set up, and also know the right people for doing such stuff.
• I can teach you any language you want (obviously I will have to learn it as well).
• I can online teach your kids. Well, I could even do it offline & fly over if you don’t live far away. Every good personality is a great impact for your kids (well, depends also on the age).

• Want to open a new Temu store.
• Want to expand the existing product line.
• Want to improve product procurement strategy.
• Want to gain a competitive advantage in the market.

• Product selection database: Analyze sales data, price trends, and identify high-potential products.
• Product ranking list: Understand best-selling and high-rated products to get inspiration for your product selection.
• Category analysis tool: Insight into market price dynamics and analyze price trends.
• Product supplier search: Find the best suppliers across multiple platforms and compare product costs.

• Boost sales: Identify profitable products with high demand and competitive prices.
• Optimize listings: Get data-driven insights to improve your product selection and listing strategies.
• Procure inventory: Find the best suppliers across multiple platforms and compare costs.
• Data-driven decisions: Make smart choices based on real-time market data.

• Discover deals: Find hidden gems and potentially get great deals.
• Research products: Get detailed information about product trends and prices.
• Make smart buying decisions: Use data to make confident buying decisions.

• Daily updated product list: understand the changes in the characteristics of popular products, view the best-selling products in the same category, and quickly create popular products.
• Product details and trend data: track changes in the product life cycle and support batch export of product data.
• Category price analysis: analyze the price trend and best-selling product prices of different categories.
• Multi-platform source search: obtain multi-platform supplier information with one click through product pictures, supporting 1688, Yiwugou, Taobao, AliExpress and other 8+ platforms.

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What is the Amazon Order Defect Rate (ODR)?

• Negative Feedback: Customers leaving unsatisfactory reviews.
• A-to-Z Guarantee Claims: Claims filed by customers for issues like items not received or not as described.
• Chargebacks: Customers disputing charges with their payment providers.

Why is ODR Important?

• Account Health: Amazon uses ODR to determine a seller’s account health. High ODRs can lead to account restrictions or suspension.
• Buyer Trust: A low ODR signals reliability, leading to increased sales and positive reviews.
• Competitive Advantage: Sellers with low ODRs may receive preferential treatment from Amazon, such as eligibility for promotions and the Buy Box.

Improving Your Amazon ODR

1. Provide Accurate Product Descriptions: Ensure your listings accurately represent the items being sold.
2. Offer Fast and Reliable Shipping: Ship orders promptly and provide accurate delivery estimates. Consider using Fulfilled by Amazon (FBA).
3. Focus on Customer Service Excellence: Respond promptly to customer inquiries, concerns, and feedback. Be proactive.
4. Monitor Performance Metrics Regularly: Regularly check feedback ratings, A-to-Z Guarantee claims, and chargeback rates.
5. Optimize Packaging and Quality Control: Use robust packaging materials and practices to ensure products arrive intact.
6. Encourage Positive Feedback and Reviews: Actively encourage satisfied customers to leave positive feedback and reviews.

Managing Amazon ODR Effectively

• A-to-Z Guarantee Claim Rate: Claims filed by buyers when their expectations aren’t met.
• Credit Card Chargeback Rate: Disputes filed by buyers with their credit card companies.
• Negative Feedback Rate: Negative feedback received in the past 90 days.

Best Practices

1. Accurate Listings: Ensure your product listings are accurate with clear photos.
2. Quality Control: Inspect products for defects before shipping.
3. Prompt Shipping: Ship items promptly and use reliable carriers. Provide tracking numbers.
4. Strong Communication: Respond to buyer inquiries within 24 hours, notify buyers of shipping delays, and proactively address issues.
5. Proper Packaging: Securely pack products to avoid damage during transit.
6. Feedback Management: Monitor and manage feedback, addressing negative feedback promptly and encouraging positive reviews.
7. Clear Return & Refund Policies: Have fair policies and process returns quickly.
8. Inventory Management: Regularly check and update inventory levels to avoid overselling.
9. Team Training: Ensure your staff is well-trained in Amazon’s policies and best practices.
10. Proactive Issue Resolution: Reach out to buyers proactively if you foresee any issues with an order.
11. Stay Updated: Keep up with changes in Amazon’s policies and marketplace dynamics.
12. Analyze Metrics: Regularly review your Account Health Dashboard.
13. Seek Feedback: Periodically request feedback from customers to improve your service.

Consequences of a High ODR

• Account Review or Suspension: Amazon may review or suspend your account. You won’t be able to sell until issues are resolved.
• Loss of Buy Box: High ODR might cause you to lose the Buy Box to competitors, even if your prices are lower.
• Reduced Account Privileges: Amazon might limit certain features or privileges.
• Loss of Prime Eligibility: Programs like Seller Fulfilled Prime might be jeopardized.
• Impact on Account Health: High ODR negatively affects your account health dashboard, decreasing buyer trust.

Conclusion

• Gender: Male
• Race/Ethnicity: White
• Residence: AZ
• Income Bracket: Upper middle
• Type of School: Highly ranked charter
• Hooks (Recruited Athlete, URM, First-Gen, Geographic, Legacy, etc.): LGBT?

• GPA (UW/W): 4.0/4.78
• Rank (or percentile): School does not rank
• # of Honors/AP/IB/Dual Enrollment/etc.: 12 AP/4 Honors/4 Capstone
• Senior Year Course Load: 4 Capstones

• SAT I: 1570 (770 RW, 800 M)
• ACT: 35 (don’t remember, did not submit)
• AP: 9 5s, 3 4s

1. Served as exec board secretary for local county education commission, biggest projects were grant writing and hiring a new exec director for the commission, also was the liaison btw the commissions youth advisory council and the commission itself, planned some major annual youth activism events
2. \shift lead at açaí bowl place
3. \Taught a STEM class at a free STEM summer camp two years in a row to primarily Hispanic and underserved exurban population of students from outside of Phoenix, AZ; Planned my own curriculum and hired for the job at only 15
4. \Cofounded youth education STEM nonprofit that impacted 1000+ youth (we’re now at 1500+ I did not abandon my baby after getting in) (for context my city in AZ has abysmal education)
5. \Elected senator by 2000+ student constituency after running campaign for SoCal region of national debate org
6. \Elected lieutenant governor by 2000+ constituency for same debate org for AZ region, when I negotiated a merger between SoCal and AZ for budgetary concerns
7. \Server at an ice cream shop
8. \Principal flute in local youth orchestra (competitive audition)
9. \Private math tutoTA for my calc teacher
10. \summer intern at immigration law office

1. \National merit semi finalist
2. \AZ Envirothon (environmental science academic decathalon) best new team, 1st in forestry 2nd in soils divisions
3. \Three time convention best speaker in my debate org
4. \Made regionals on flute
5. \AZ Model UN Best Novice/ Runner up best delegate

• COMMITTED: Dartmouth College RD with a prestigious mathematics merit scholarship (didn’t even know Ivys did any merit scholarships)
• Williams College RD
• Amherst College RD
• Boston University RD with the full tuition trustee scholarship
• Georgetown RD with small 4k/year merit aid
• Bowdoin RD with Faculty scholarship (one time 3k for enrichment)
• Tufts RD with 20k/year merit aid
• Wesleyan RD
• Fordham RD with full tuition and honors program
• URochester RD with 40k/year merit aid
• UArizona RD with 18k/year merit aid and honors program

• UChicago RD (denied offer)
• Colby RD (denied offer)

• Brown RD
• Yale SCEA->RD
• Harvard RD
• UPenn RD
• Stanford RD
• Columbia RD
• Princeton RD

• VP maybe, just slip a Bessie into your cage, for me
  
• I’ve been an awful good toon
  

• Been grinding factories here
  VP ple-ease, don’t want another clerk ray tonight