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The Magicians by Lev Grossman and on SyFy
2011.08.11 21:18 PhourLoko The Magicians by Lev Grossman and on SyFy
A sub to discuss "The Magicians": the trilogy by Lev Grossman, the show on SyFy, and the comics by Lilah Sturges and Pius Bak.
2019.05.22 03:53 dreetea Boramiyu (보라미유)
Boramiyu (보라미유) is a South Korean solo singer who debuted under Shofar Entertainment (쇼파르엔터테인먼트) (formerly Shofar Music (쇼파르뮤직)) on November 21, 2018. She is known for her various covers on YouTube, performing on I Can See Your Voice / ICSYV (너의 목소리가 보여) 5 (as Jang Boram (장보람)), and releasing several singles, mini albums, and OST's for K-dramas such as: Once Upon a Small Town (어쩌다 전원일기), Now, We Are Breaking Up (지금, 헤어지는 중입니다), Do Do Sol Sol La La Sol (도도솔솔라라솔), Into the Ring (출사표), 제3의 매력.
2024.05.12 11:09 Tall_Ad_4753 The best mother's day I had
This is my first and most probably last post here,I have qualified for JEE Advanced but it was a close call as I got 94.5 percentile , this year was my first year appearing for JEE and will be my last at least I think so I had hope for advanced as my chemistry especially organic chem was strong but for a few weeks I had pain in my lower back and groin areas it was unbearable and when we did some tests guess what? I had kidney stones at 18 and the cherry on the top was that they were 10.7 mm and 7.7 mm each in the left and right ureter , that is in the middle of it so you can't remove it with lithotripsy that is a shockwave treatment thing which breaks down the stone into smaller fragments that you can easily pass this treatment is the most minimalistic way to treat kidney stones without entering the body,but it had to be stuck in the ureter. The doctor suggested that I should go for ureteroscopy that a small tube will be passed in the ureter that breaks down the stone making it easier to pass. My parents immediately took me out of the hospital and called every single relative of mine to ask for some bullshitty AYURVEDIC MEDICINE from some Baba of sorts they said " Tujhe kya bada aasan lagta hai operation krwana ? Mera kuch nhi jayega tera hai insurance, mujhe kya jab cheer faad krenge na tab pata chalega." I know that it is quite uncommon for people my age to have to be operated but what can I do now? Kr li galti. Now that things have come to this I have shifted my focus from Adv to BITSAT as that is the only good option I have rn. I feel degected due to this thing I'm not able sit straight for hours, they say go and walk outside , when I try to tell them it pains too much they say it will pain but it will come down slowly slowly and you'll be able to pass it. Well I can't do much about it but the absolute worst of the things I have to face in my life is my parents fighting each other Ik fights happen in household but you ever heard your mum say" Madarchod apni maa ko bicha deta hai na tu logon ke saamne main bhi bich jau kya?!!" Ye sab bolte hain while being loud as fuck saari gali main sunta hain logon ko , I feel ashamed when I see my friends literally next door and on the opposite side of my house,I feel their eyes on me my mom doesn't go out much often so mostly nobody knows her. She shouts so loudly with the most vulgar of things you can imagine she calls me Chakka, bhadwa, and all sorts of things when I try to stop her yelling by placing my hand on the mouth she says that I hit her and beat her. Whenever my dad's home that is my dad works in a company overseas so he goes for 2 months and comes back again after 2 months, she fights with him everyday I admit that many a times he is wrong but she makes it into complicated things and bringing his mother into it too, the fight like mad animals they hit each other swear at each other in the loudest voice possible and the things are so vulgar the mods might take this post down maybe they will cz of the things mentioned above well it was jjst rant in the end so np ig.My family is so fucked up my mother she had me when she was 19 she did not belong to a financially stable family, has 3 brothers and she is the youngest of all she was married to a 40 year old something guy and had me , the man left her after she had me I still don't know the reasons and everyone around her rejected her but my grandmother was different she left everyone for her came to my side she was there for me and my mother for 14 years during which my other met my dad( not the biological one but for me this man is my only father even if not biological) they fell in love and well several years passed everything was going well my father got ED( I came to know about thus cz of these two fighting amd cursing at each other)and my other cheated on him a guy quite younger than her, I came home one day and saw the man in my house I asked who he was my mum said he is some known guy that came here for some auditions and couldn't afford to stay and hotel. He slept with me in my bedroom and well I say my mother and him fucking each other on my bed and while I saw this I started crying while keeping my voice low and closed eyes but I did not turn on the light, I screamed and rushed outside to go and call my neighbour so that he woukd call my father overseas my mom and the guy stopped me and told me nothing had happened and my mom came out from the other bedroom, its been 8 years since then but my mother and that guy still tallk to each other video call eacb other and I can't say anything cz who am I to say? " Tu meri maa hai kya ki mera baap jo mujhe sikhayega??" Exact words of my mother even when I caught her redhanded and told that I would tell father this bitch said she whaf the fuck is your father gonna do huh? " Jisko tu baap bol rha hain na woh sirf meri wajah se pal rha hain tujhe jiss din ye hath hatt jayega na uss din pata lagega tujhe naali ka keeda kahin ka" She raised me in adversities Ik her struggle but should I listen to all of this the man who also although not from the very start took care of me should I let him live a bubble , today my father knows everything but still he believes in mother absolute fool of a man he is she has cheated on him multiple times but just because he has three kids he is not taking divorce because who will watch the kids when he is not here. Its also not possible for my dadi to see us as my mother has always had bitter relations with everyone close to my father Today as well my dad left sometime ago for airport he is flying today this women gave him so much stress he had had brainstroke at the age of 40, my grandmother that is my mum's mother is here with us so she told me to get her medicines while I was going out with my father , she gave me 500 rupees eventhough I wasn't going to take it my father's upi wasn't working well yesterday so I thought that I should take the money for emergencies. So I took the money and after everything was done I came home forgetting that I had to take medicines for my grandma too I dropped dad at home and went out to get medicines while getting the medicines the shop next to it was closing so I quickly got 3 pack of chips for me and my brothers I did not use upi there as I thought giving cash would be fast.I paid the shopkeeper 60 rupees and he handed over 440 to me after which I gave 100 to a istri wala the bill was 5p but we both did bit have change so I told him that he could just give me next time and today my other asks me about WHY I HAD ASKED MY GRANDMOTHER FOR MONEY FOR THE MEDICINES.Even when I told her she told me why didn't I use paytm why did I TAKE MONEY FROM HER. She says If I did not use the money I should pay it back. I her the remaining money she still made a big deal out of it and told my father" ITNI BHI AUKAAT NHI HAI HUMARI JO MERI MAA SE PAISE MANGNE PAD RHE HAIN USKI MEDICINE KE LIYE" and made a scene out of it my dad was about to cancel his job because she said she would leave rn this happened an hour or two ago before this post was posted. I'm fed up with this shit I really am I wish to get into BITS and leave this family after I graduate and keep minimal contact with thsi hellhole. When I leave I ain't coming back never again.
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2024.05.12 06:09 The_The_Dude Hello peeps, guide me to organize some function
I am from Delhi and my brother is getting married in Jommu ;-)
I have to organize two two function ( mehndiraat and devgun ) and one cocktail party. I also have to provide stay for approx 70 peeps (40 family and 30 friends of my brother).
A decent hotel is must for friends ( like bloom hotel), family members can be adjusted in banquet halls which has few rooms and rest sleep in hall where mehndiraat function is held.
KC me baat ki thi, bhai wo to budger ke baar hai, KC plus hotel rooms to faat jati hai.
Masi ne ek hall deekha tha but same location for all days sounds waste of money for me cause mendiraat will have around 150 people but other function will only be around 80 or even less.
approx itinerary
Day 1 - stay for 70 peeps and lunch for around 50. Basic lunch Day 1 night - mendiraat for around 150 people
Day 2- stay for 70 peeps lunch for devgun for around 80 peeps cocktail party for around 80 peeps
Day 3 -- Stay for around 45 people shaadi ( not my responsibility), but transporting them is dinner for around 50 people
Day 4 -- buy buy jammu
Any pointers ?
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2024.05.11 19:40 OrdinaryMix4532 Rab✖️ Reddit ✔️ne banadi jodi
Rant about green flag kt.
Green forest kt
Also Noone has proposed to one another yet We just in dating phase, not in relationship 🤷🏼♂️
Continuation...
So as usual hami tya bhaktapur bata wednesday farkyem ghar. Then we chatted for a while and she continuously requested me to rant about her and so whats I did. But she was expecting a roast lol Haha. Thursday, i was busy with college assignments so we didnt talk that much haiii but she called me on my mobile and we talked for a lil bit and we came up with a plan to go to pulchowki this saturday. Friday mero international student eligibility scholarship ko lagi naxal ma interview thiyo so tya gako they. Thikai vayo interview ani ma ghar ayera sute.
Ani tespaxi baneshwor ghumna niske ma college mates vetna like bato ma she called me and we were on phone the whole time in bus, bla bla kura vo ani i found it funny when she asked aru kt lai vetna ta gairachainau ni and eben apologised to me if she was sounding desperate for attention, anyways ma khayera farke around 7. So, friday is club night for me and bois. So as usual my best friend said club jam vanera but i denied yesterday because club gaye vane hiking jana mildaina vanera, sathi pheri risayo ma sanga, hike ma tyo ni auna wala plan thiyo but ma club jana namanera risayo u ani audina vanyo. So at last, we decided, she and i will go alone.
Tara u sanga kunai ramro luga thena hike ma lagaune vanthyo soo i said chinta naliga, i will bring one t-shirt for you merai lagau. And she agreed. Teii 7 baje samma Sato bato pugam vanera plan banaye ani halka chat garera sutyem. Uslai pheri nidra lagenaxa 12 baje and she had had messaged me lol but ma nidayi sakera herina. Mero ni ankha 4:56 ma khulyo ani ma fresh vayera ani uslai uthauna call gare(personal alarm things) ani tespaci Dubai jana ready vayera 6 baje tira afno afno ghar bata niskem.
Ma chadai pugeko they so,tya i bought some bananas and snacks to munch on because why not. 🤷🏼♂️ Ani tespaxi tyo ni ayoo, saw her from distance, waved hi andbwe hugged and i was standing there like a stud holding ek darjan kera.😂 and she was like kasle khanxa yetro thulo thulo kera which i found funny. Anyways she complimented that i looked cute today banera Soo hamii micro chadyem
ani me being chalak as i am, bought earphone instead of air pods so that we can share it in a romantic way. Ek earphone do atma moment vayo for next 30min or so. Hahaha aba hera mero mobile ma matra dik chik song (the script, post molane, drake, lil baby, rammstein, pink flyod shits) haru matra thiyo so she wasn't really impressed with my music taste balla talla photograph vane euta romantic song vetyo tyo sunyo majale othrr than that i felt she tolerated listening to my favourite songs. I really glad that I didn't play Travis Scott songs to her though. (By the Travis Scott is fucking legend)
Tespaxi, pugem, we bought snacks and some drinks and around 8 pm hidyem mathi. Uslai pheri yad ayo she has to take her medicines, so we stopped at nearby bhati looking hotel for chiya and sel. She ordered black tea and I ordered milk tea. She wanted to dip her sel in my jutho chiya ani she asked if she can try. And she drank my jutho chiya brooooo what😭😭 mero siblings ra cousins le ni das choti socha houuu. Teii aba khayera hidyem. Then i remembered that i bought her t-shirt and i showed her that, she was looking fine af already but she still wanted to wear mine. Najik ko hotel ma gayera change garyo and it was suiting her well.
Anii teii Guff gardai hidira them. Ekdam jiskera. Also she wore my jacket lol. Bichma basera couple wala photography ni garem also ek arka ko roast pani hanira them. Vro laughed at my dumbest jokes yrrr. Lolol lamest jokes possible. J hos ramailo nai vaira thiyo. We were listening to romantic songsz talking about past experiences, and sharing opinions. Just idk i wanted to prank my ex gf which she somehow agreed for, but network nai milena lol. Tespaxi we sat and ate chips tyo ni tesle malai afnai hath le khuwayo, so cuteeeeeee haha. Jhan afai euta khane, malai 3-4 wota ekchoti khuwaune like a child. Haha. It was cute though. We then again clicked pictures, rested. Ani teii jiskera basira them. About nonsense stuffs literally. Bato ma she was like playing with my hair ani maile ni usko tanira they kapal. Harek kura ma rich kid Rich kid Banera malai jiskaira thiyo tho which was halka annoying.
Literally hath ma hath samayera hidira them haha. Looked cute haha. Asked one uncle to click our couple pictures and it came out cute. Ma chor jasto dekhira chu vanira they, to Which she said, that i look good and i have good or say decent fashion sense Alsoo teii usko crush ko nam ni samw merai ho which i found halka weird but it's true. Tespaxi weather suddenly change vayo, ani pani parna thalyo.
Do jaan, ek umbrella moment vayo hamro. Cuddle garyem anii listened to romantic songs like mila ho tumse, aye ho zindagi me, rabata bala bala. Nachdai rain ma gayira them alsoo singing with our chateko bora voice We still continued the journey despite rain. Anii like ma bato ma thadai hidxu soo she wss like tmi side laga chup chap and scolded me lol ki tmlai kei vayo vane, ma k garne (flirting way ma) haha which I found cute. Tespaxi vir chada ni u agadi hidne ani malai paxadi bata tanera lagnii it was cute. Alsooo like ma bolna like chup chap basyo vane ni like sodhni where are u lost, k sochira testo testo, basically attention chaira thiyo lol. Alsooo like mero lagi chata ni samatyo and like maile eta aau uta auu Vanda ni testai manii. Teii ek arka ko pura billa udaira them belabela ma.
Tespaxi like 1 bajna lako thiyo so ajai 2hrs journey baki thiyo so we decided to return without reaching mathi samma. Bato ma testaii, hath ma hath samayera hidira them alsoo like maile chorna bitikai tesle kehi minutes pachi afai tyo hath samauthiyo which I found so cuteee. More couple pictures lim testai testai. Khadai ramaudaii ghumyem. Alsoo we talked about dark secrets also.. by the way, like she was so considerate k. Tyo jacket layera ako thena, so i gave her mine but bela bela ma she gave me to wear it chiso lagxa tmlai Banera lagau. Alsooo saman haru ni samaidira thiyo. Alsooo bela bela gentleman gentleman Banera malai jiskaira thiyo lol.
Coincidentally pulchowki hiking bato ma tesko school friends le dekhyo hamlai cuddle gardai also hath samaudai ani uslai jiskiyo halka so for sometimes she became sad jasto but pachi pheri mood fresh vayo anii teii pheri ramrari bolna thalem. Halka gham lageko thiyo tyo bela, soo we clicked more pics anii teii Guff gardai hidira thiyem. Ek arka lai herdai smile gardai, dank jokes crack gardai tala jharyam. Alsoo like i said tmi tmlaima dependent ma lagxu bahira chinta naleuu jiskeea. To which she was like yes yes malai laga lol
(Kunai kunai incident yad airaxaina) Tara it was cute moments together. Literally i couldn't believe we were meeting for the second time.
Tespaci gadi chadyem ani lagankhel gayem. Gadi ma she was sleeping on my shoulders. Cuteeeee haha. Lagankhel to durbar square, jada i bought her two jhumkas. Tespaxii patan ma rooftop lasa something something ma basem anii enjoyed momo pizza testai ani pay garne bela she didn't let me pay even if i was insisting i will pay. Literally 1000+ ko bill thiyo and she paid. Ani tespaxi i wanted to buy a ring lkina vane i lost my ring mathi hike Garda kheri anii instead she bought us matching bracelets which was cute but 300 houuu, costly lol.
Tespaci we went to have coffee in Himalayan java coffee for which i paid Clicked cute little mirror selfies. Drank coffees. Teslai mero coffee khanu man thiyo soo she again drank my jutho by asking if i can try. Enjoyed the view ani teii Guff gaff garem. Ramailo vayo ta ekchin basera. Was finally like we are back to real world after getting lost in the woods.
Tespaxi hamii farkida coincidentally lalitpur ma jatra raixa soo tyo heryam buttt literally it was so crowded lol. Uslai bacha jasto samatera anii protect garera literally tanira they from crowd like escaping game jasto. By the way, i love newari culture and cuisine. Anii testaii lagankhel pugem. Uslai bus ma chadaye ani we hugged for the last time and departed. By the way, she took my shirt and new jacket again. Mero wardrobe chorxa ki kya ho.
Bato bhari i was thinking about today memories. It was soooo fun houuuu. Literally hardly 18 hrs time spend garyo hola asti ani ajako milayera but i feeel like i have known her from so many years.
Maile ajako kati payw kura ani incidents haru chutaira xu buttt seriously kati wota cute cute moments thiyo ajaa ta hahaha sochda kheri ni blush garxu hahaha.
Are we stuck in rom com movie?
Excited for the next meet. What future holds for us?
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2024.05.09 21:28 jwalamukhi- a rant about a fckboi trying to pressure me into having s3x with him on the first date ~ 6 months ago
TLDR: I went on a blind date with a fuckboi I met on bumble and he tried to pressure me into having sex with him despite me saying I wasn't interested in hook ups before the date and saying no multiple times during.
I'm usually picky about who I meet/go on dates with, so most of my date experiences have been alright but there are times when I lose my ability to think, become impulsive and put myself in dangerous situations and this is one of those times.
I matched with him on bumble, he had a fake profile which I clocked immediately and swiped right on him to let him know about it. but after talking to him, he sounded fun so I kept texting and after texting for like 3 days, he asked me out. now, this is where I would've asked him to add me on socials first or atleast talk for a few more weeks before meeting if I were in my right mind but I was feeling "adventurous" and for some reason I thought, "you know what would be fun when you're not doing mentally okay? going on a blind date with a guy you've barely texted for 3 days". so I said yes but I did let him know that I wasn't interested in hooking up and not to waste his time if that's what he's looking for since his profile said "looking for something casual". he responded with, "yeah, it's okay. let's see where it goes." so i thought he got the hint and wouldn't bring up anything sexual on the date and I was gonna have so much fun meeting a stranger but boi was I very wrong and in for a huge disappointment.
so the date. we hadn't even exchanged phone numbers or our names for that matter so I texted him on bumble when I arrived at the place. I thought he ghosted me after waiting for 15 minute(when I was 15 minutes late myself lmao) and he was nowhere to be found but then he arrived. he looked decent, dressed well and smelled really nice so I briefly found him attractive but soon as he opened his mouth, I lost all the attraction. ekdam forced English accent. ma tyo accent sunna nasakera nepali ma reply dinchu, usle feri English ma jawaf dincha. maile use gareko English words feri kei pani bujhdaina clearly nepali accent ma bhanda pani. text garda ta thikai bolya jasto lagthyo k ho yesto bhairathe.
la jj bhayeni suru ko 30 minutes ta thikai thyo, ek arka ko introduction, interests and stuff. tespachi keto le true colors dekhauna thalyo. he brought up my body count first which I was obviously not comfortable sharing with him so told him that. tespachi ekchin topic change ani feri estai sexual question. ani maile dodge garna khoje pani ghumai firai tetai jaane. ma uncomfortable ani ali ali scared bhaisakya thye and I just wanted to get out of there. bathroom jaanchu bhanera ghost hannu parne tara mero people pleasing habit le diyena. so I just started giving him one word answers ekdam unenthusiastically. tei pani testai kura garna khojiracha ajhai. ani maile "maile timilai bhetnu agadi nai hook up ma interested chaina bhaneko thye, kina tei kura lyaira ghari ghari" bhane and bro literally went, "but I thought I could convince you".
consent ko lagi ajhai pani "convince" garchan ra bhanne sochera what the fuck bhaye ekchhin. ani jigyasa laagera sodhey pani "hook up ma interested nabhako manche lai lyayera yesari nagging garera convince ni hunchan ra?" bhanera ani he responded with "koi hunchan, koi hudainan". kasto keti haru le sex garchan hau esto keta haru lai bhanera ekchin danga nai parey. aafai boast ni garirathyo body count bare 30+ bhandai. testo charismatic sarismatic KEI thiyena feri.
maile remind garayepachi ekchin topic change garyo ani feri ghumai firai tetai tira jaana thalyo. 2-3 choti yesto garepachi sarhai bhayo bhanera "NO! stop it!" bhane. aba chai masanga kei hudaina bhanne confirm bhayesi chai mobile chalayera basna thalyo lmao. bich bich ma ali ali conversation gare jasto ni garthyo. malai insta magirathyo, ma bhutro ni dinna bhanera insta nai chaina bhandiye. tespachi food aayo, malai bhok lagirathyo. khayera jasari ni taap hanchu bhanne sochey. "yaha ko food ramro cha hai" bhandai kura nikalna thalyo ani maile "ahh" bhane and he goes "yaha tala hotel pani cha, hamro hook up huncha ki bhanera yaha bolako" re. "muji" bhanirathe man manai tara bahira bhanna sakina. ma uncomfortable bhako bhayera pani khako khai thiye so he asked why I was drinking so much. "ahh pani dherai nai khanchu ma. timilai khana man lagdaina especially w food?" bhanera sodhey and he responded with "nope. you know malai k khana man lagiracha? kiss. can we atleast kiss" bhanera feri kura nikalna thalyo. aba chai atti bho bhanera thulai swor ma "STOP, NOTHING IS HAPPENING" bhandiye ani balla chup lagyo muji. ani chito chito khayera niski haale ma. bill split garne bhanera paisa nikale, mandai manena. thikai ho tara atleast paisa ta waste bhayena mero.💀
I haven't gone on any dates after that lmao. ajhai time lagcha hola recover huna. ajha without consent chhoko bhaye ta k haal hunthyo hola mero. so girlies, don't be like me. be really picky about who you meet/go on dates with AT ALL TIMES and don't hesitate to leave abruptly if you're feeling uncomfortable because esari coerce garna khojne le without your consent chhuna pani sakchha/could do worse things to you.
be safe!
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2024.05.06 19:09 Efficient-King2801 Pls support
Na last account suspended ayindhi dono why,Hii I'm looking for a job maa Father kosam ,maa father ki 10+ years of experience undhi hotel and hospitality services lo.Ipudu kuda work chesthunaru kaani ah manager chala toxic and maa dady chala trouble chesthunadu ,night 9 varaku work cheyinchukuntunadu, legs n back pain vasthundi chudalekapothuna nenu maa dady down to earth asalu evarni okaa maata kuda anaru 🥹🥹 please help me in this near Gachibowli.
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2024.05.05 19:31 ShaheerMeowchanic 21M (Yes, 21) based in Isb
Hi!
In case you're wondering, yes, I'm 21. I know you probably have TONS of questions, and I'll address them end mein. But for now, here's a not-so-little bit about me (get some popcorn, one heck of a post).
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Height & Weight: 5'10" & 54 kg
Marital status: Single (21 mein toh divorced hone se raha 😔)
Education: Pursuing mechanical engineering in a renowned university
Profession: Started a marketing agency recently so I can fund my startup In sha Allah
Hobbies: Haye, aik ho toh bataun. I've picked up almost everything under the Sun - Rubik's cube, skating, sketching, poetry, piano, consuming self-help + business stuff. But one thing that's been permanent is Bollywood rom-com (Dilwaale, Humpty Sharma ki Dulhania, uffff SIMP for these)
Do you want kids? Not in the next 5 years. After that, In sha Allah
Religion: This is a tough one. Alhamdulillah, I fast poora but I struggle with praying. As of now, I don't pray (which is something I need to work on). Other than that, I'm FAIRLY religious.
When it comes to matters dealing with people, I am extremely cautious - kisi ko hurt na karun. I refuse to take interest (and In sha Allah, never will). Although I myself listen to songs, but I don't put them on my publich social media posts (work related, more on that later).
I was recently working with a client (from Australia) and I was ultimately getting people to buy homes (which is done on interest over there), so I quit that (despite that being my only source of income). Allah had better plans (I kept on working with that agency on other clients though, so win-win).
Deal breakers:
1. Doesn't care about halal/haram income: I am obsessed with this. I would rather die hungry than feed myself and my family from haram earnings.
2. Emotional and can't hold discussions: I'm someone who's very calm when solving problems. I see it as "as vs. the problem" instead of "you vs. I", and I expect my wife to do the same. To communicate what bothered her, what problems she's facing so we can solve that instead of being emotional, taane maarna, behas karna.
3. Can't change her opinions on something: If you believe a Sun is a star, and I give you evidence to support that it isn't, and you still don't change your mind, can't happen. I'm always ready to learn new things and change my opinion on something (if I'm given the facts, evidence and logic) and expect my wife to to the same.
4. Is a "feminist": I cannot stress this enough. Although I crack a LOT of sexist jokes, I am a feminist, but not in the way you'd expect. I want to make my wife financially independent, so if we seperate or I die, she doesn't have to struggle. I also want to teach her how to do everything without me (for the said reason). I am NOT a fan of "mera jism, mera marzi" and pseudo-feminism.
5. A medical professional who plans on working: Doctors spend a lot of time hospitals aur patents ke saath, and I want a partner who's there for me. Not someone who works 12 hours a day and comes home too tired to do ANYTHING (not talking about chores).
6. Doesn't dress modestly: Definition - revealing clothes, no dupatta, jeans. You don't necessarily have to do hijab or niqab but still modest dressing.
Interesting facts about you:
Remember how I wrote I'm just 21? I'm a big advocate of early marriages. Why?
Not only do you stay away from haram relationships and zina, but your focus is just on one place - your person. You can really get ahead in life when you have that one person's support. I want to build my life with that person. I have big dreams. Shayad ho jayen, shayad nahi. Allah ki marzi. But mein ne apni taraf se efforts daalni hain, and I want my wife to support me throughout that.
And an interesting story
My aapi was a kid when she brought an eraser home. Apparently, her friend gifted her that. My mother got suspicious and thought aapi ne chori ki hai. She wrote a letter to her teacher asking her to make sure yeh gift hi tha.
She did that to make sure keh itni choti si bachi bhi chori na kar rahi ho.
That's the kind of family my family is. Hamari family mein people don't lie. We don't steal. Even taking a fruit from someone's tree without asking them is considered stealing.
Itna trust hai keh even if I get "caught" in a hotel room with a girl and I say keh I don't know the girl, toh my parents WILL believe me. Of course, I honour that just as much and would never do that.
City: Islamabad
Residence (Own/Rented): Government
Family details: Father is a civil servant, mother is a housewife, one married sister. Upper middle class
Requirements:
1. Supports me emotionally: I would say I'm an entrepreneur, and the stress in my life is fucking crazy. All I want from my wife is to hold my hand and tell me she's there for me and always will be by my side.
2. Values align karti hon: Honest, respectful (I greet even sweepers, kaam wali auntie and everyone bara, and I respect my teachers so much I don't talk about them naam le kar even behind their back), doesn't hurt others (would rather hurt herself).
3. Humour: Bohat lame dad jokes maarta hun. Bas don't say "lame" or "hasna tha" at my jokes and we're good to go ;)
4: Accountability: You can accept when you're wrong and don't let your ego get in the way
Upar upar se, that's mainly it.
Expectations from the partner:
Someone who's my safe place. The last thing I want is when I'm home, I have one more thing to worry about.
Timeframe in which you want to marry: 6-12 months
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2024.05.02 16:58 jazzsham Fantasy confession
Roleplay - brother- sister incest
Personality- you are hot short heighted first cousin who is extremely vibrant and colourful but at the same time dam aggressive you figure is around 32 28 34 perky tits and round ass. Face is attractive and very fair.
Me - tall handsome athletic muscular built body sharp long nose colour is fair
Story revolving around
You have had many boy friends many sugar daddy boyfriends as well. You know all my secrets and i know all your secrets we both are very close and share a very friendly relationship more of as friends we both hang out a lot drink and smoke a lot maybe inside our minds we are fantasising each other in a sexual relationship as well. We both admire and love each other a lot ( but never had the guts to talk about it with each other) we love to talk about marriage sex babies and our idiotic family members. You are at times jealous of my wife and i get jealous of your boy friends as well
PLOT.
So one night me and you are drinking our favourite Budweiser magnum beer and smoking our favourite gold flake lights cigarette while driving in the outskirts of our city
we are getting drunk i pop out the topic that my wife after our marriage has fucked his ex a couple of times and i have caught her while doing that., i tell you that i forgave my wife and she has been very apologetic about it but inside somewhere i have to have sex with someone other than my wife to get rid of that feeling i am getting avenge ful.
As soon as you got to know about it you got angry and wanted to beat the shit out of my wife but i controlled you. Now me and my wife are living separately as of now coz of work and all other things. ( we both are highly drunk at this moment ) I tell you that i am enjoying this freedom of living like a bachelor but you interrupt me and said kis bat ka bachelor tu to daru bhi behen k sath pi raha hai to which i reply tu girlfriend se kam thodi na hai this gave a firing sensation inside you and you tell me.
Me teri girlfriend thodi na hu to which i say girlfriend se kam bhi to nahi hai and you start blushing. Now you push me a bit and tell me gf k sath sirf daru nahi pite hai kuch bhi mat bol bhai its a direct message to me which gave me chills, my dick pushed itself inside my underwear. I gently ask you gf k sath jo karte hai vo tere sath nahi kar sakta na as soon as i said this you laughed out loud and said gf bola mujhe to gf jaise treat kar bhai.
Now theres utter silence in the car we both are staring each other and all of a sudden i grabbed your head and pushed it towards myself and kiss you so hard that you couldn’t breathe you now got rid of me and slapped me hard smiled and said BHAI isi din ka to intezar tha. I took my car to a lonely field
Finally chapter of being a behenchod
Now we start kissing each other passionately my tongue down your throat and your tongue down mine our saliva flowing from the side of our mouth yet we keep on kissing and smooching each other passionately sucking each others lips violently breathing heavily your one hand has reached my dick and my hand has reached to your tits we both are pressing each other hard i am pressing your boobs very hard my hand has gone inside your tshirt i am feeling the warmth of my sisters boobs and its softness, your hand has gone inside my jeans and inside my underwear you are holding my hard cock and your hands are wet with my dicks pre cum. We both are still kissing each other hard our spits inside each others mouth. Now i push my hand from your boobs to your pussy which is entirely wet i start fingering you very hard and you start screaming ahhh bhai ahhh dheere dheere i dont listen to you and keep on fingering you my entire hand is wet with your cum in it i slowly take out my hand and put that wet hand and fingers of mine inside my mouth ahhhh pehli bar behen ki chut ka pani taste kiya mene its so warm and salty you hold my hand and taste yourself from my fingers and kiss me hard while spitting in my mouth now you smile and say bhai hath se mat chat mu se chatle to which i violently grab your boobs hold you tight and throw you in the back seat. You start enjoying the moment while i am coming outside from the gate you start saying sale kab se tadap rahi hu tere liye itne sal se daru pi rahi hu tere sath mujhe kyo nahi chodta tha mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai. I have come in the back seat now i say chal chut chata bhai ko tu which you gladly opened your jeans grabbed my head and pushed it inside your pussy. It smells so good i start eating your garam garam chut licking you so hard in and out that you start screaming ahhhh bhai chatle pura bhaiiii ahhhhhhh you start pressing my head inside your pussy and start moving your belly like a dancer like moving your pussy in my mouth. Your warm cum and wet pussy tastes so fucking delicious. You start screaming bhai mera hojaega itne zor se mat chat ahhhhh bhai ahhhhh i keep licking you and tell you behen mauka hai aaj bhai ko pani pila de pura chut ka jhad ja mere mu me to which you came so hard you pushed my head inside your pussy i am unable to breath your force is so strong. Your entire cum is down my throat and i ate all of it.
You are all tired and fucked up and now you tell me bhai i am done i need more beer you drank all my fluids so we start drinking some beer again, while drinking i am pressing your boobs now i tell you sunna behen kiss me hard and now make me drink beer from your mouth you started smiling and said pakka wala behenchod hai na tu and i said tu itni badi randi hai lekin aab se sirf bhai ki randi hai hearing this you suddenly got charged and started smooching me you started spitting out your beer from your mouth to my mouth and made me drink it while kissing me you whisper lund chusaega behen ko? And i got crazy after hearing this mene bola ha aur kya karegi behen and you said chusa de yar tadap rahi hu. Now you got on the side of the seat took out my cock and start licking the top of my dick which was full of pre cum you are tasting my salty pre cum and started going down my dick slowly sucking and blowing your brother while you suck me i an sipping my beer and my one hand is in your ass cheeks pressing them hard i am getting so horny that i start pressing your head down my throat till my balls moaning aahhhh behen aaaahhhhhh while sucking you tell me bhai mu me mat cum kar dena mujhe chudna bhi hai i smiled and said chuste reh pehle ache se chudai bhi karenge you are giving me deep throat all sloppy blowjob my backseat is full of your spits and saliva with that spit you suddenly kiss and smooch me giving me the taste of my own pre cum and your saliva ( this was a surprise kiss ) but i liked it like anything
Now you tell me chal chod apni behen ko sale kutte and snatched my beer and started drinking it. Before fucking you i tell you yar condom nahi hai what to do it can be risky and you smiled and said jab tera pani nikalne wala hoga to bata dena me uth jaunga aur mu me lungi.
Mene bola tu apne bhai ka cum swallow karegi? You replied ha bhujha de meri pyas pila de pani apne lund ka apni randi behen ko
Now i grabbed your hairs and smooched you so fucking hard that you started bleeding from your lips and you started riding me hard. Charging like a mad bitch you are riding me so hard in and out we both are dirty talking to each other while fucking. You tell me bhabhi bhi aise hi chudti hai kya tere se i said ha chudti to hai lekin maza tu hi zada de rahi hai you started laughing while jumping on my dick screaming ahhhhh bhai maza aaraha hai zindagi me bohat logo se chudi lekin bhai se chudne ka maza pehli bar mil raha hai ahhhhh bhai itna sukoon kabhi nahi mila mujhe aahhhhhhhhh
Chodte chodte i start pressing your boobs hard and you tell me bhai daba mat chus le unko pura i now start sucking your perky tits i tell you spit on those boobs so that i can taste your spit while sucking them hard and you gladly do so ahhh behen aaj jeewan ka asli maza aaya hai har kisi ko behen chodne ka mauka nahi milta hum dono lucky hai you said mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai lekin me bhi darti thi kaise chudungi tujhse i also said me bhi darta tha yar lekin tujhe dekh k hilata bohat tha ghar ja k You said ahhhhhh bhai chodte reh tera lund itna bada hai pura andar tak feel ho raha hai mera hojaega i bit your tits. Now we both changed our position in the car and started doing it in reverse cowgirl while you started jumping on my dick i started biting you on your shoulders and holding you from your tits. Ahhh bhai maza aaraha hai tu mere andar pani mat nikalna yar apna baccha pata nahi tujhe papa bolega ya mama we cannot have kids together. I said ha mera nikalne wala hai you asked me while being fucked bhabhi ko kaha lena pasand hai tera pani, i said usko to chut k andar lena pasand hai pura pani you replied swallow nahi karti mene kaha nahi usi chut swallow karti hai and we both started smiling looking at each other
While looking at each other you said mujhe chut me nahi apne mu me lena hai pani bhai pila de mujhe please as soon as i heard this i said nikal jaega and you said pila de jaldi and i started screaming ahhhh aane wala hai and you jumped from my dick and brought your face towards my dick and put my dick inside your mouth and started stroking it like hell hard and came all inside your mouth. Such a huge mess it was you swallowed all my cum and showed me your mouth while doing that but you are such a slut that after swallowing the cum you kissed me hard making me taste my own cum from your tongue. We both had a smoke after that and got ready to go to our homes.
Do you want Chapter 2 ?
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2024.05.02 16:24 slfthrowaway12345 Japan Trip Report: a Tale of Two Luxury Ryokans (Hakone Suishoen and Sankara)
Just came back from my Japan trip where we booked stays at Hakone Suishoen in Hakone and Sankara in Yakushima. I was inspired by the legendary Ki-NRT post on luxury ryokans and wanted to visit some of the hotels on his list. Unfortunately, given this trip was booked with relatively short notice (decided to go to Japan less than 2 weeks before) and also during peak travel season, all of the hotels in his top 10 list were sold out, but we were able to secure 2 nights at Hakone Suishoen and 3 nights at Sankara, which was incredibly convenient as we have been meaning to go to Hakone and Yakushima for a while now.
Hakone Suishoen - Let's start with this one. For us this was a solid 9/10. Coming into the stay after having dined at ~10 Michelin-level omakase and kaiseki restaurants with 30,000+ yen courses in Tokyo and Kyoto (for reference on our standards going into this trip), we were absolutely blown away stilll by the food served to us at Hakone Suishoen. The kaiseki dinners were phenomenal and rank as our top 3 food experiences in Japan. And if you ask for their private room in the second floor of the restaurant (which we were always able to secure by asking a day in advance), you are able to enjoy the food while savoring the views of their oustandingly beautiful garden. So from the food perspective alone this stay was perfection. That said, we were told Fufu renovated this place after having taken it over from another hotel, and I do think the renovation was not complete. The rooms felt mediocre and while it was not dilapidated/aged, it did not feel fitting of a place charging $1,000+ per night either. Hence we are knocking one off the rating and it's 9/10.
Sankara - We would rank this stay as 6/10 and this may be the only negative review you see of Sankara online, so let me provide my opinion. We flew into Yakushima from Osaka with very high expectations, given Ki-NRT literally said this was a "better version of Aman“ and other reviewers raved about the food and the service. The service was indeed excellent - even by Japanese luxury hotel standards, it seemed the hotel staff went out of the way to make sure you had a good stay. There was also a very high portion of the hotel staff being fluent in English. This was the only hotel in Japan where we never once had to use Google Translate. Multiple butlers were native speakers and having just stayed at Fufu's Kyoto and Hakone properties that were the polar opposite, we appreciated this refreshing advantage. The good things, unfortunately, end there. The suite also felt mediocre, just like Suishoen, except it does not have Suishoen's private onsen as the saving grace.
(I was told this is why Sankara's owners specifically bought another hotel in Yakushima that is now known as Samana, which is beachside and has an onsen; Sankara would be for the mountains and Samana would be for the sea)
The worst part of all, to us, was the food. Now if you are going to Japan for Japanese cuisine, you should immediately disregard Sankara as both of their restaurants are French. This is the part that makes no sense to me as I would think they should have at least one Japanese menu. And the French food was quite mediocre. When we complained about the lack of Japanese options for dinner, the hotel staff immediately designed a Japanese course for us for the rest of our stay - which we appreciated, but still, the fact that we had to complain about the food being mediocre / lack of options shows that this is a farcry from being comparable with Aman. The breakfast was the other part that we did not enjoy. It is a buffet style breakfast - the options are limited, but they are all local delicacies. That said, the menu did not change at all for the 3 days we were there. By the third breakfast before we left, we did not eat much as we grew tired of the same food.
Having said that, if I do come to Yakushima again, I will definitely stay at Sankara again - or maybe try out their new sister property Samana to see if my luck gets better, simply because of a lack of luxury options here. And I do plan to come to Yakushima again - the island was absolutely stunning and full of surprises. If you love hiking and nature (we saw at least 100+ monkeys), Yakushima is a no brainer. We would recommend our guide Cameron Joyce who gave us a phenomenal experience and really set the bar on travel guides.
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2024.05.01 21:27 Primus983 Srhljive, paranormalne ali nepojasljive zgodbe/stvari, ki ste doživeli
Saj naslov vse pove. Napišite vašo zgodbo, me zanima če sem jaz edini, ki je doživel par takih zadev.
Pa naj začnem jaz...
Delal sem v domu za ostarele, kjer so enega gospoda (zelo dementnega in telesno oviranega) premestili v bolnico. Tam je bival v sobi sam, soba je bila zaklenjena. Soba je bila opremljena z preprogo ki je sprožila alarm ko si stopil nanjo, saj je gospod to redno poizkušal.
Nekaj dni kasneje je v bolnici preminil. Tisti dan proti večeru smo še imeli 3 urce do konca in smo opravljali večerno nego. Naenkrat nam na pipserju(telefonu) prikaže alarm v sobi X1 - preproga. Grem do sobe, odklenem, preverim, ni nikogar, vse štima, izklopim alarm, zaklenem, delam dalje. Cca 30 min kasneje spet alarm soba X1. Takrat me je sodelavka že gledla z velikimi očmi kaj se dogaja. Nič, grem v sobo, vse po starem, tokrat odklopim preprogo in jo dam na mizo. Zaklenem, delam dalje... Malo pred koncem, je že prišla nočna smena, se sproži alarm soba X1 - preproga. Grem v sobo, preproga ja na mizi odklopjena, ampak se je vseeno sprožila. Izklopim alarm in sem malo zatem šel domov. Vsi smo prepričani, da se je vrnil še enkrat in kot vedno hotel vstati iz postelje. Še dandanes pa nikomu jasno kako je lahko bil alarm. Se od takrat dalje ni ponovilo.
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2024.04.30 08:52 skyisscary Vicky did a lengthy interview with The Week, where he spoke at length about SRK, his acting journey, his life, his marriage great interview
https://img.theweek.in/content/dam/week/week/magazine/theweek/coveimages/2024/3/16/43-Vicky-Kaushal.jpg Some tidbits from the interview: It is a very long interview
From art house to commercial: This journey of starting with art house and then transitioning into commercial is not by choice,” says Kaushal, throwing his hands up in the air. “Those were the only options I had. It is not that I had a Singham or Rocky Aur Rani Kii Prem Kahaani and I chose Masaan (his first film).”
Not seeing himself as a star I do not think I have reached a point where people actually come to the theatres for me alone. That will come after a string of super hits. As of now, I need the full support of brilliant directors and brilliant films. The films [have] to be bigger than me and that is how I like it, too. The stories should be the hero of the film and I should be riding on those stories and those characters.
His friends and family talk about his career: About his career as a AD Shlok Sharma, the second unit director on Gangs and a longtime friend of Kaushal, says, “At the time, Vicky was this tall and thin boy who would serve us aloo parathas with white butter in the modest Kaushal household. If you were visiting the Kaushals, it was a given that they would not let you leave without having some of their yummy parathas.”
Recalling those days, Sharma adds, “I remember Vicky would always travel by bus, despite being relatively well-off, and we would travel by rickshaw. As a trainee AD, he was very hardworking and a director’s dream. [People] would fight to have Vicky in their team because he would do everything. We did not expect this from him as he was the son of a known stunt director."
After that stint, other AD offers kept coming in, but Kaushal knew his calling was in front of the camera. So, when Kashyap was making a short film, Murabba, with Amitabh Bachchan, Kaushal refused to join him as an AD. “It really hurt me,” says Sharma, who was with the second unit of the film. “He was
During his second movie Zubaan: The scene was such that he is fighting off some goons who hit him hard on his knees with hockey sticks. To my surprise, he was limping perfectly and most naturally, as if he had actually been hit. Later, I got to know that before the shoot, Vicky had put a pebble inside the shoe so as to make the limping look real. I had tears in my eyes because I had just worked with a promising newcomer, who happened to be my son.”
About his acting method and Uri director saying Vicky knows how to speak with his eyes: I feel the deeper you can take the character, the more it will show in the eyes. The only validation that matters to me is my director’s validation. Once that is in place, I try and go deeper and deeper into the shoes of the character with each passing day. Maybe then it shows in my eyes.
One of the basics they teach you in acting school is that the more you listen while performing a scene, the better the performance is and somewhere it is the eyes that start talking. People think that acting begins when I get my lines. But that is actually reacting. I focus more on what I am reacting at or to, in a scene. I feel there is no general rule for acting.
About Masaan and advice from Karan: “For the first time, I started getting calls straight from directors asking me to meet them in person. And not because they had a film for me; they just wanted to know me,” he says with a glint in his eye. “Karan Johar called me to his old office in Khar. He knew my dad, but did not know I was his son.”
Kaushal at the time did not have a manager, nor a PR team. “It was just me,” he says. “I would drive myself, park and go talk to people. Karan advised me to not be hasty, choose wisely and be positive. He also said that the start is easier than maintaining the momentum and growing from there.”
Having grades to do 9-5 job I had also thought of pursuing post-graduation, but I didn’t want to do a 9 to 5 job. My dadaji (grandfather) had a kirane ki dukaan (grocery store) in his village in Hoshiarpur (Punjab) and my father has been in action in films. I do not think it was in my blood to do a 9 to 5 job. My academic scores would have taken me there; I was good. But I felt I was not going to be happy there
About SRK: I also told Hirani sir that only he could have Shah Rukh not complete his love story. I think that is the beauty of Shah Rukh sir and love stories―if he completes the love story, you celebrate, and if it is not complete, even then you feel for him and you enjoy that feeling, too. You root for him in any case.
About being his own harshest critic: A very harsh one. The first time I watch my own film, I do not like it at all. I cringe, swear and shut my eyes. This happens with me on almost a daily basis, when I am spending at least half an hour evaluating and wondering if I could have done it differently
GOW taught him a lot about filmmaking: Gangs of Wasseypur, for me, was my film school. To assist on that film was a first for both me and Neeraj [Ghaywan, director of Masaan]. It just taught us a lot about filmmaking, etiquette on set and what it takes to make a film
About *Manmarziyaan being a game changer and his most enjoyable role:*
I felt Manmarziyaan was the film and the part that I enjoyed with every cell in my body. It was my most enriching and most liberating experience as an actor because when we started shooting, I only knew the blueprint―it was a love triangle and that I was playing the commitment-phobic guy, a reckless DJ in Punjab who is full of passion. Anurag sent me an image of a guy in blue hair a few days before the shoot and said that was what I had to do. I coloured my hair blue and reached Punjab and, two days before the shoot, when I asked him what I had to do, he said, ‘Main script likh raha hoon (I’m still writing the script).’ [When I did hear the narration,] it was as if the first half was a love story and the second was like Raman Raghav. I was shocked; I thought I [was doing] a love story. Anurag sensed that and messaged me, saying, ‘Trust me it will go well. You just surrender to the character.’ That was magic for me. For the first time in my life, I surrendered myself to the character. I left the baggage of right and wrong back in the hotel room that morning. I decided I would enjoy the shooting and the process... that was a game changer for me as an actor
About Kat:
“Katrina comes from a completely different geography,” says Kaushal. “But if you meet her family, you will see that her core life principles are similar to mine. In terms of family, ours is a middle-class upbringing, [where you value] what you have and how you have earned it. When we have family get-togethers, the difference is only linguistic. Actually, I was taken by surprise when I got to interact with her; it is not what it seems from afar. I was a fanboy and admired her for a long time... even if she was an astronaut, I would have fallen in love with her.”
"My marriage to Katrina is the result of a deep connection at the core level. I appreciate her core and she appreciates mine. I do not want to make her a better person and she does not want to make me a better person. We are already in love with the person we are. What is new for us is how we are both growing together. Now that we are married, it is always about what is working for us, not me."
Vicky parents about Kat: Kaushal’s parents feel blessed as they “always missed having a daughter” at home. “She tries speaking in Punjabi and understands it perfectly,” says her father-in-law. “There are so many vegetables we eat now because she loves them so much. Now, when people ask me how they should introduce me, I tell them, ‘not as an action director, but as the father of Vicky and Sunny, and the father-in-law of Katrina Kaif.”
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2024.04.29 22:53 Deuxcartes [LIST] I have distributed all the isekais I have ever seen into more than 30 categories. Here is the result - PART 2 (16 TO 27);
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LINKS Part 1 – https://www.reddit.com/Isekai/comments/1cga32j/list_i_have_distributed_all_the_isekais_i_have/
Part 2 – https://www.reddit.com/Isekai/comments/1cga4z3/list_i_have_distributed_all_the_isekais_i_have/
Part 3 – https://www.reddit.com/Isekai/comments/1cga7ta/list_i_have_distributed_all_the_isekais_i_have/
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16 – Waifu/Husbando Collector isekai - One of the most commom Isekais where the main focus of MC is to build a harem or have sex be the MC dense or not. Could have slavery, fan service, abuse and could break every kind of law and human right, so take care.
16.1 - Sex Warrior: Where there is a hole there is hope
Examples: [1] - Isekai Meikyuu de Harem o; [2] - Astro King - Shoukan Yuusha dakedo Kakyuu Nintei sareta node Maid Harem o Tsukurimasu!; [3] - Creature girls a hands-on field journal in another world; [4] - Yuusha ni Zenbu Ubawareta Ore wa Yuusha no Hahaoya to Party wo Kumimashita!; [5] - Isekai Koushoku Musou Roku ~Isekai Tensei no Chie to Chikara o, Tada Hitasura ✕✕✕✕ Suru Tame ni Tsukau~; [6] - Tensei Inja wa Hokuso Meu; [7] - VR Eroge yattetara Isekai ni Tensei shita no de, Bishoujo Maou wo Doreika suru: Cross Out Saber; [8] - Isekai minecraft; [9] - Isekai Yurutto Survival Seikatsu: Gakkou no Minna to Isekai no Mujintou ni Tenishitakedo Ore Dake Rakushou desu; [10] - Tou no Kanri o Shite Miyou; [11] - Isekai NTR; [12] - Reincarnation Colosseum; [13] - Road to Kingdom; [14] - The Other World's Wizard Does Not Chant; [15] - Ataerareta Skill wo Tsukatte Kasei de Isekai Bijotachi to Ichaicha shitai; [16] - The Marquis’ Eldest Son’s Lascivious Story; [17] - Blade Play; [18] - Kuro no Senki II: Isekai Teni Shita Boku ga Saikyou na no wa Bed no Ue dake no You desu; [19] – Savage Hero; [20] - Himekishi ga Classmate!; [21] - Tensei Shitara Joban de Shinu Nakabosudatta ―Hiroin Kenzoku-ka de Ikinokoru―; [22] - Elf Dorei to Kizuku Dungeon Harem - Isekai de Netotte Nakama o Fuyashimasu; [23] - Gedou Tenisha no Harem Dungeon Seisakuki; [24] - Hore Shou no Half Elf-san; [25] - Isekai Cheat Kaitakuki; [26] - Kujibiki Tokushou Musou Harem-ken; [27] - Sekkaku Cheat Wo Moratte Isekai Ni Teni Shita N Dakara, Suki Na You Ni Ikitemitai; [28] - Succubus Tamer no Isekai Musou; [29] - Seichou Cheat de Nandemo Dekiru you ni Natta ga, Mushoku dake wa Yamerarenai you desu; [30] - Kuro no Senki: Isekai Teni Shita Boku ga Saikyou na no wa Bed no Ue dake no You desu; [31] - Tensei Inja wa Hokusoemu; [32] - Attouteki Gacha Un de Isekai wo Nariagaru!; [33] - Kaettekita Motoyuusha; [34] - An Out of the Ordinary Magic Swordsman Brought up by a Nonstandard Hero; [35] - Isekai Saikou no Kizoku, Harem wo Fuyasu Hodo Tsuyoku Naru; [36] - Neta Chara Kari Play no Tsumori ga Isekai Shoukan ~Mayoibito wa Josei no Teki ni Ninteisaremashita~; [37] - Isekai Papa Katsu Oji-san; [38] - Cheat Skill “Shihai” Otsukatte Isekai Harem!; [39] - Dorei Senshi no Isekai Taneuma Seikatsu ~Mahou mo Bujutsu mo Saikyou Dashi Harem made!?~; [38] - Oritsue Taishi no Isekai Kuri Musu Survival Nisshi (spinoff of creature girls a hand-on field journal); [39] – Isekai Pornstar; [40] - Erosugi Cheat de Isekai Harem♪ Comic Anthology; [41] - Isekai Kimagure Burari Tabi ~Dorei Harem wo Soete~; [42] - Tensei ni Hakobijin no Isekai Kouryakuhou; [43] - Gamer ga Isekai Konten Shite Harem Jinsei e Continue suru Sou desu; [44] - Isekai Shihai No Skill Taker; [45] - Tenshi wo Ikasete Item Get!! Ikigacha de Dungeon Kouryaku!; [46] - Isekai ni Shoukan Saretan Dakedo, Nandemo Kireteshimau Kennou wo Teni Ireta node Easy Mode Deshita; [47] - Isekai Saikyou no Yome desu ga, Yoru no Tatakai wa Ore no Hou ga Tsuyoi You desu ~Chiryaku o Ikashite Nariagaru Harem Senki~; [48] - Makenshi no Maken Niyoru Maken no Tame no Harem Life; [49] - Kami no Techigai de Shindara Zumi de Isekai ni Hourikomare Mashita; [50] - Cheat Skill “Shihai” Otsukatte Isekai Harem!; [51] - Isekai Furin ll ~Michibika Reshi Hitodzuma Tachi to Bukiyo Tensei Yuusha~; [52] - Re:Monster; [53] - Gokusotsu Kraken; [54] - Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuhan Seikatsu; [55] - Isekai Gigolo ~Tenseisaki de Josei-muke Fuzokuten Hajimemashita~; [56] - Demi-human harem built by members of society; [57] - Ore no Level Up ga Okashi! ~ Dekiru Otoko no Isekai Tensei; [58] - Jashinkankin Harem de Isekai seifuku!; [59] - Eroi Skill de Isekai Musou; [60] - Akuyaku Reijou desu ga, Watashi o Anata no Seidorei ni Shite Kudasai!; [61] - Netorare Manga no Kuzu Otoko ni Tensei Shita Hazu ga Heroine ga Yottekuru Ken; [62] - 29-sai Dokushin wa Isekai de Jiyuu ni Ikita……katta; [63] - When I Was Playing Eroge With VR, I Was Reincarnated In A Different World, I Will Enslave All The Beautiful Demon Girls ~Crossout Saber~; [64] - Jichou shinai Moto Yuusha no Tsuyokute Tanoshii New Game; [65] - Yuusha-sama, Sakuya mo Otanoshimi deshita ne.;
16.2 - Fan Service / Fake Harem: 1000 women will fall on your left, 10000 women on your right, but you will not be hit.
Examples: [1] - DHM - Dungeon + Harem + Master; [2] - Isekai Smartphone; [3] - Death March; [4] - Shinju no Nectar; [5] - The Fruit of Evolution; [6] - The Familiar of Zero; [7] - My Next Life As a Villainess (FMC make a Harem); [8] – Conception; [9] – Alcafus; [10] – Bocchi Tenseki; [11] - Loner Life in Another World; [12] - Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo no Dorei Majutsu; [13] - Gun-Ota ga Mahou Sekai ni Tensei shitara, Gendai Heiki de Guntai Harem wo Tsukucchaimashita!?; [14] - Murabito Tensei: Saikyou no Slow Life; [15] - Hazure Hantei kara Hajimatta Cheat Majutsushi Seikatsu; [16] - Tensei Shitekara 40-nen. Sorosoro, Ojisan mo Koi ga Shitai. Nidome no Jinsei wa Harem Route?!; [17] - Akuyaku Onzoushi no Kanchigai Seija Seikatsu - Nidome no Jinsei wa Yaritai Houdai Shitai Dake na no ni; [18] - Summoned to Another World... Again?!; [19] - Douyara Boku no Hanayome wa Onna Kishidan na you de; [20] - Isekai Seikatsu no Susume; [21] - Mezametara Saikyou Soubi to Uchuusenmochi Datta node, Ikkodate Mezashite Youhei toshite Jiyuu ni Ikitai; [22] - Ore ga Heroine o Tasukesugite Sekai ga Little Mokushiroku!?; [23] - The Hierarch Can’t Resist His Mistresses; [24] - Homeless Reincarnation ~Suddenly I Reincarnated, and Lived Happily Ever After in Another World~; [25] - Isekai De Uwamae Hanete Ikiteiku ~Saisei Mahotsukai No Yuru Fuwa Jinzai Haken Seikatsu~; [26] - Roku-hime wa Kami Goei ni Koi wo Suru: Saikyou no Shugo Kishi, Tenseishite Mahou Gakuen ni Iku; [27] - My Harem Consists Entirely of Female Demon Villains; [28] - Isekai Hitokko Doubutsuen: Boku wa Zetsumetsu Kikushu no Shiikuin ni Narimashita; [29] - Lilia Pregnant The World End (Reverse); [30] - I, The Invincible Villain Master With My Apprentices; [31] - Kokan Musou ~Kiraware Yuusha wa Mazoku ni Aisareru~; [32] - Dorei kara no Kitai to Hyouka no sei de Sakushu dekinai no daga; [33] - Maken no Daydreamer; [34] - Isekai Hoteru e You Koso ~Mazoku de Yuusha na Saikyou Ane-tachi Kara Dekiai Sarete Komattemasu~; [35] - Class Teni de Ore dake Haburaretara, Doukyuu Harem Tsukuru Koto ni Shita; [36] - Isekai Ten’i-sha no My Pace Kouryaku-ki; [37] - Elf Yome to Hajimeru Isekai Ryoushu Seikatsu; [38] - Isekai wo Denma dake de Ikinuku; [39] - Konna Elf ni You wa Nai! (reverse); [40] - Butsuri-san de Musou Shitetara Motemote ni Narimashita; [41] - Zettai ni Yatte wa Ikenai Isekai Shoukan; [42] - Isekai no Meikyuu Toshi de Chiyu Mahoutsukai Yattemasu; [43] - Saijaku Muno Ga Gyokuza E Itaru; [44] - Ponkotsu ga Tensei Shitara Zongai Saikyou; [45] - Boku ga Yuusha de Maou mo Boku de (reverse); [46] - Isekai Nanpa ~Mushoku Hikikomori no Ore ga Sukiru wo Kushi Shite Neko Ningen ya Fuka Uchuu Dragon ni Koe wo Katte Mimashita~; [47] - Tensei Maou to Ponkotsu Yuusha ~Maou wa Kakko Yoku Taosaretai no ni, Yuusha ga Sugu Zenmetsu Shiyagaru~; [48] - Isekai de Skill wo Kaitai Shitara Cheat na Yome ga Zoushoku Shimashita: Gainen Kousa no Structure; [49] - Isekai de Cheat Skill wo Te ni Shita Ore wa, Genjitsu Sekai wo mo Musou Suru ~Level Up wa Jinsei wo Kaeta~; [50] - Hiten no Asuka ~Isekai no Shoujo ni Saikyou Takara-gu Ataeta Kekka~; [51] - Happy Harem Making with the Mightiest Orc!;
Obs - If you're interested in more +18 isekai content i already made a "
GOOD LIST" with that:
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17 - Caretaker isekai - MC/FMC is isekai'd and decide to live caring another person that could be human or not. Its just that he/she live only to raise another intelligent being of some of them at same time.
Example:
[1] - Isekai Yururi Kikou; [2] - Isekai de Kojiin wo Hiraita kedo, Naze ka Darehitori Sudatou to Shinai Ken; [3] - Dungeon Nursery; [4] - S Rank Boukensha de aru Ore no Musume-tachi wa Juudo no Father Con deshita; [5] - Akuninzura Shita B-Kyuu Boukensha - Shujinkou To Sono Osananajimi-Tachi No Papa Ni Naru; [6] - Shujinkou Janai!; [7] - Senken no Majutsushi to Yobareta Kenshi; [8] - Tensei Kenja wa Musume to Kurasu; [9] - Komaki-sensei's Dungeon Health Report feat. Mischievious Gal Anjou-san; [10] - Tensei Akuma no Saikyou Yuusha Ikusei Keikaku;
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18 - Family/Friend/Lover isekai - The only difference is that instead being alone, with strangers or just his/her classmates the MC/FMC is isekai'd if some family member or close friend. So could happens that one of them is stronger and should take the lead and protect the others.
Example:
[1] - Game of Familia: Kazoku Senki (MC and adopted family); [2] - My One-Hit Kill Sister (Sister); [3] - Tanaka family reincarnates (Whole Family); [4] - Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Ni-kai Kougeki no Okaa-san wa Suki desu ka? (Mother); [5] - No Game No Life (Siblings); [6] - Isekai Omotenashi Gohan; [7] - Did You Think You Could Run After Reincarnating, Nii-san? (MC and crazy Sister); [8] - Isekai Ekisha no Kissaten (Married couple); [9] - Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari (Lover); [10] - Isekai Cheat Magician (Love Interest); [11] - Welcome To The Isekai Hotel! (Sister); [12] - Chiyu Mahou no Machigatta Tsukaikata: Senjou wo Kakeru Kaifuku Youin (friends); [13] - Sen no SKILL o Motsu Otoko Isekai de Shoukan Kemono Hajimemashita! (friend); [14] - Kou 1 Desu ga Isekai de Joushu Hajimemashita (friends); [15] - Sekai Saikyou no Kouei: Meikyuukoku no Shinjin Tansakusha (friends / coworker); [16] - Isekai Bishoujo Juniku Ojisan to (friend); [17] - Reincarnation of the Veteran Soldier (pupil); [18] - Gokufuri Kyohi Shite Tesaguri Start! Tokka Shinai Healer, Nakama to Wakarete Tabi ni Deru; [19] - Randoseru to Isekai Sanpo (friends); [20] - Kou 1 Desu ga Isekai de Joushu Hajimemashita; [21] - Onee-sama to Watashi: Ojou-sama ga Isekai Tensei (sister); [22] - Isekai Mahou wa Okureteru!; [23] - Makikomarete Isekai Teni suru Yatsu wa, Taitei Cheat (friends);
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19 - Gender role reversed Isekai: A strange type of isekai and for my surprise is kinda common, where MC/FMC is transfered to a world where the male/female roles is reversed. Usually it comes it a unballanced male/female ratio.
Examples:
[1] - Dungeon Tou de Yadoya wo Yarou! Souzou Mahou wo Moratta Ore no Hosoude Hanjouki; [2] - Parallel Paradise (+18); [3] - The world of otome games is tough for mobs; [5] - If You Are Reborn, The World Of Chastity Will Be Reversed; [6] - A Parallel World With A 1:39 Male To Female Ratio Is Unexpectedly Normal; [7] - The World of Moral Reversal; [9] - Isekai Manless (+18); [10] - The World of Moral Reversal; [11] - Valhalla Penis Mansion; [12] - All of Humanity Is Yuri Except for Me; [13] - Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai vs. Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko; [14] - Teisou Gyakuten Sekai no Doutei Henkyou Ryoushu Kishi; [15] - Bishuu Gyakuten Sekai de Chiryoushi Yattemasu; [16] - Kyosei Tensei; [17] - I Eat Soft Rice in Another World; [18] - Immortal Swordsman in The Reverse World; [19] - Musket Girls! ~Tensei Sanbou to Senretsu Otome-tachi~; [20] - Kainushi Juujin to Petto Joshikousei (beastmen); [21] - Gakuen Mono no Otome Game no Sekai ni Tensei Shita kedo, Cheat-mochi no Haikei Danshi Seito datta you desu;
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20 - Gender Bender Isekai: MC/FMC is isekai'd but changed gender in the fantasy world. A usual trope.
Examples:
[1] - The Saga of Tanya the Evil; [2] - Yakuza Reincarnation; [3] - A Wild Last Boss Appeared!; [4] - Life With an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated Into a Total Fantasy Knockout; [5] - Netachara-Tensei Toka Anmarida!; [6] - Yoku Wakaranai Keredo Isekai ni Tensei Shiteita You Desu; [7] - Herscherik - The Epic of the Reincarnated Prince; [8] - Samayoeru Tensei-sha-tachi no Relive Game; [9] - Tensei Shitara Ore ga Heroine de Aitsu ga Yuusha Datta; [10] - She Professed Herself Pupil of the Wise Man; [11] - Mookhyang - Dark Lady; [12] - Kenja no Deshi wo Nanoru Kenja; [13] - Elf Deck To Senjou Gurashi; [14] - Uruha no Sekai de Arisugawa; [15] - The Little Healer; [16] - Tensei Shitara Hime Datta node Dansou Joshi Kiwamete Saikyou Mahou Tsukai Mezasuwa; [17] - Danshi Koukousei wa Isekai de JK ni Natta; [18] - Tensei Shitara Warui Kuni no Musume Deshita; [19] - Isekai Tensei, Ore ga Otome ge de Kyuuseishu; [20] - I Turned Into a Farm Girl After I Got Reincarnated; [21] - Eroi Koto Suru Tame ni Kyonyuu Bishoujo Dorei o Katta Hazu ga, Oshishou-sama to Shitawa Rete Omotta Toori ni Ikanaku Naru Hanashi; [22] - Guild no Cheat na Uketsukejou; [23] - Circle Zero's Otherworldly Hero Business; [23] - Fake Saint of the Year: You Wanted the Perfect Saint? Too Bad!; [24] - Akuyaku Reijou Tensei Oji-san; [25] - Yankee Akuyaku Reijou: Tensei Tenka Yuiga Dokuson; [26] - Isekai Bishoujo Juniku Ojisan to; [27] - The Princess Has a Rosy Dream; [28] - Isekaied as "Mary Stu"; [29] - Awakening In The Three Kingdoms As The Demon's Granddaughter ~The Legend Of Dong Bai~;
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21 – Come back to Earth: Isekai'd person come back to earth or stay in earth but continue (or not) to have powers and status.
Example:
[1] - Isekai Ojisan; [2] - Seoul Station Necromancer; [3] - Class ga Isekai Shoukan sareta Naka Ore dake Nokotta n desu ga; [4] - The Descent of the Demonic Master; [5] - The Isekai Returnee is Too OP for the Modern World; [6] - The Days After the Hero’s Return; [7] - Hero Has Returned; [8] - Isekai Kaeri no Daikenja-sama wa Sore Demo Kossori Kurashite Iru Tsumori desu; [9] - A Middle-aged Man Who Returned From Another World Becomes Unrivaled In The Apocalyptic World; [10] - Isekai Kaeri no Yuusha wa, Dungeon ga Shutsugen shita Genjitsu Sekai de, Influencer natte Kane wo Kasegimasu!; [11] - The Savior «Messiah» ~The Former Hero Who Saved Another World Beats The Real World Full Of Monsters~; [12] - Han Dae Sung Returned From Hell; [13] - Isekai Kaeri no Ossan wa, Fusei Sukiru de Fathercon Musume-tachi o Tororori ni; [14] - Isekai Tensei... Sareteneee!; [15] - Player Who Returned 10,000 Years Later; [16] - The Dark Mage’s Return to Enlistment; [17] - The Invincible Deadbeat; [18] - Paladin Dad; [19] - According to the Hero Who Returned From Another World; [20] - Hagure Yuusha no Estetica; [21] - The Descent of the Demonic Master; [22] - Ippanjin Enpou Yori Kaeru. Mata Hatara Kaneba!;
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22 - After mission/banishment Isekai: the hero/killeavenger fulfulled his/her mission or is relieved from his/her duties (or betrayed), but now have to decide what to do with his/her life since its not the hero/avenger anymore. So what should do? A rare trope isekai that stablished after the hero fought or betrayed and every development plot (getting op) is already over.
Examples:
[1] - Bizarre Restaurant; [2] - I Was Exiled From The Heroes’ Party So I Tried Raising The Demon Lord To Be Unbelievably Strong; [3] - The Another World Demon King's Successor; [4] - Yuusha, Yamemasu; [5] - 100-nin no Eiyuu o Sodateta Saikyou Yogensha wa, Boukensha ni Natte mo Sekaijuu no Deshi kara Shitawarete Masu;
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23 – Pokemon/Palworld Isekai - Rare isekai where MC have low combat skills and have to leave everything to his pets/summoned partners.
Examples:
[1] - Isekai Monster Breeder; [2] – Digimon; [3] - Monster no Goshujin-sama; [4] - Hell Mode; [5] - Kamitachi ni Hirowareta Otoko; [6] - Deck Hitotsu de Isekai Tanbou; [7] - I Got Lucky And Pulled A 10Th Rank Summon; [8] - The Keeper Wants to Build a Zoo in Another World, So He Tames Monsters; [9] - Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi; [10] - Isekai Tensei Shitara Aiken ga Saikyou ni Narimashita; [11] - The Beast Tamer Was Fired From His Childhood Friends' S-Rank Party; [12] - I Will Live Freely In Another World With Equipment Manufacturing Cheat; [13] - Kuro no Souzou Shoukanshi - Tenseisha no Hangyaku; [14] - Hazure Hantei kara Hajimatta Cheat Majutsushi Seikatsu; [15] - Monster Partner of The Vast Sea of Trees; [16] - Ore no Zensei no Chishiki de Teihen Shoku Tamer ga Joukyuu Shoku ni Natte Shimai Sou na Ken; [17] - SSS-Rank Lone Summoner; [18] - Gacha wo Mawashite Nakama wo Fuyasu Saikyou no Bishoujo Gundan wo Tsukuriagero; [19] - Class Shoukan ni Makikomareta Kyoushi, Hazure Sukiru de Kikai Shoujo wo Shuuri suru; [20] - Monmusugo! ~Honnyaku Skill de Saikyou Monmusume to Isekai Seikatsu~; [21] - Taming Spiritual Pets: My Spiritual Pet is a Female Zombie; [22] - I’m From Alien Space; [23] - Geist x Revenant: Kusozako Mob na Ore wa, Aibou no Seirei o Bishoujo ni Shinka Sasete Saikyou ni! (axed); [24] - Arafoo Shachiku no Golem Master; [25] - Tensai Saijaku Mamonotsukai ha Kikan Shitai ~Saikyou no Juusha to Hikihanasarete Mishiranu Chi ni Tobasaremashita.~; [26] - SSS-Class Painter Summoner; [27] - Shisen no Shoukanshi; [28] - Elf Deck To Senjou Gurashi; [29] - Isekai Kado Musou Majin Koroshi No F Rank Boukensha; [30] - Ryuu Kishi-dan de Ore Dake Neko Kishi; [31] - Abyss Calling; [32] - Seijo-sama? Iie, Toorisugari no Mamonotsukai Desu! ~Zettai Muteki no Seijo wa Mofumofu to Tabi wo Suru~; [33] - The Sorcerer King of Destruction and the Golem of the Barbarian Queen; [34] - Imiko to Yobareta Shoukanshi; [35] - The Reincarnated Young Lady Aims to Be an Adventurer!; [36] - Isekai ni Otosareta… Jouka wa Kihon!; [37] - I Received Blessings Meant For 2 People From God; [38] - The Peaceful Travel Diaries of the Boy Raised By Holy Beasts ~Enjoying My Slow Life With My Friends Using the Cheat Magic I Received From God~; [39] - Mofumofu to Isekai Slow Life o Mezashimasu!; [40] - Mofumofu to Mukumuku to Isekai Hyouryuu Seikatsu; [41] - Tensei Ouji wa (Gakuen demo) Daraketai; [42] - Tensei Ouji wa Daraketai; [43] - Skeleton Evolution: Starting From Being Summoned By the Sorceress (MC is the summoned creature of a weak necro girl); [44] - Isekai Kuimetsu no Same; [45] - Isekai Mofumofu Cafe;
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24 - Crafting/Invention Isekai - Rare isekai where MC have a unusual skill to make new things from scratch, transforming things of usefull tools from Earth, or even futuristic things like golens, robots etc.
Examples:
[1] - Isekai Craft Gurashi: Jiyuu Kimama na Seisan Shoku no Honobono Slow Life; [2] - Magi craft meister; [3] - Isekai Minecraft; [4] - Ohitoyoshi Shokunin no Burari Isekai Tabi; [5] - World Customize Creator; [6] - Easygoing Territory Defense by the Optimistic Lord: Production Magic Turns a Nameless Village into the Strongest Fortified City; [7] - Daites Ryou Koubouki; [8] - Isekai Yakkyoku; [9] - A Single Aristocrat Enjoys A Different World: The Graceful Life Of A Man Who Never Gets Married; [10] - Hakui no Eiyuu; [11] - Izure Saikyou no Renkinjutsushi?; [12] - Isekai Kakusei Chouzetsu Create Skill: Seisan Kakou ni Mezameta Chou Yuunouna Boku wo, Sekai wa Hanatte Oite Kurenai You Desu; [13] - The Legendary Weapon Became My Bride When I Overwhelmed the Production Job; [14] - Grand Dwarf; [15] - The Reincarnated Weapon Shop Owner;
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25 - Sport/Game Isekai – Rare isekai where the people is isekai'd in a world where the main conflicts is solved throught some sport/game match.
Examples:
[1] - No game no life; [2] - Yakyuu de Sensou suru Isekai de Choukoukoukyuu Ace ga Jakushou Kokka o Sukuu Youdesu; [3] - Super World Reincarnation Exo Drive-Fierce Fight! Different World All Japan Tournament; [4] - Knight's & Magic; [5] - I was Sold at the Lowest Price in My Class, However My Personal Parameter is the Most Powerful; [6] - Dog Days; [7] - Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai Kara Kuru Sou Desu yo?; [8] - Drive-A-Live;
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26 - Cooking Isekai: A interesting isekai type where is focused on making meals.
Examples:
[1] - Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi; [2] - I’m Not The Saint So I’ll Just Leisurely Make Food At The Royal Palace; [3] - Isekai Ryouridou; [4] - Isekai Omotenashi Gohan; [5] - Mazumeshi Elf to Yuboku gurashi; [6] - Restaurant To Another World; [7] - Alternate World Bar “Nobu”; [8] - Gensou Gourmet; [9] - This "Summon Kitchen" Skill Is Amazing! ~Amassing Points by Cooking in Another World~; [10] - The Archmage's Restaurant; [11] - Isekai Izakaya "Gen"; [12] - Bizarre Restaurant (Reverse); [13] - Heavenly Demon Bakery (Reverse); [14] - Cooking Sorcerer; [15] - Lady Chef Royale; [16] - Sweet Reincarnation; [17] - Isekai Cheat Survival Meshi; [18] - Welcome To The Wizard's Bistro; [19] - Meiten Restaurant; [20] - The Returning Hero's Restaurant; [21] - Noman's soul (axed); [22] - Taberu Dake de Level-Up! Damegami to Issho ni Isekai Musou; [23] - Suterare Seijo no Isekai Gohantabi; [24] - Famous buckwheat soba in another world; [25] - Zero Skill No Ryouriban; [26] - The Sichuan Cuisine Chef and His Valiant Babes of Another World; [27] - Isekai Chef to Saikyou Boushokuhime; [28] - The No.1 Chef in Martial Art World; [29] - Isekai Mofumofu Café; [30] - Seijo ja nakatta no de, Oukyuu de nonbiri Gohan wo Tsukuru koto ni shimashita; [31] - Obentou Uri wa Seijo-sama! ~Isekai Musume no Atta ka Recipe~; [32] - Life in Another World as a Housekeeping Mage; [33] - Heart-Warming Meals with Mother Fenrir; [34] - Isekai ni Otosareta… Jouka wa Kihon!; [35] - Saikyou no Kanteishi tte Dare no koto? ~Manpuku gohan de Isekai Seikatsu~; [36] - Akuyaku Reijou no Tsuihougo!; [37] - The Saintess of Another World Is a Pâtissière;
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27 - Comedy / Parody Isekai: Isekai where the focus is "mock" some isekai tropes or make references with our world. Nothing is really serious or relevant. Its commom the authors starting use some real world or another anime/manga references as comedy pillar.
Examples:
[1] – Kemono Michi; [2] – Isekai Quarted; [3] - Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities Average in the Next Life?! Everyday Misadventures!; [4] – Mairimashita! Iruma-kun; [5] – Princess Connect; [6] – Ive Been Killing Slimes For 300 Years; [7] – Black Company; [8] – Konosuba; [9] – No Longer Allowed in Another World; [10] – Isekai Ojisan; [11] - Combatants Will Be Dispatched!; [12] - Youkai Gakkou No Sensei Hajimemashita!; [13] - Jikai Saku wa Isekai Mangaka; [14] - Ixion Saga DT; [15] - Isekai Shikkaku; [16] - Fff-Class Trashero; [17] - Doryoku Shisugita Sekai Saikyou no Butouka ha, Mahou Sekai wo Yoyuu de Ikinuku. (Mashle cosplay); [18] - Buck Naked in Another World; [19] - The Case In Which Streaming In Another World Led To The Creation Of A Massive Yandere Following; [20] - Zangyaku Sugiru Isekai demo Suzuki wa Kawaii; [21] - The Savior is Ruined; [22] - Hero X Demon Queen; [23] - Newbie Management; [24] - Kaminaki Sekai no Onee-chan Katsudou (Female Mashle); [25] - Elf wo Karu Mono-tachi; [26] - Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi; [27] - Hagure Yuusha No Isekai Bible; [28] - Isekai Shuppun no Henshuu-san; [29] - Deadbeat Hero; [30] - I Became A Ceo In The Other World; [31] - Mushroom Hero; [32] - Isekai no Toilet de Dai wo suru.; [33] - Bokutachi Wa Isekai Geinin Desu; [34] - A Story About a Murderous Human Entering the World of Cute Animals; [35] - The Bourgeoisie Hero; [36] - Eroi Koto Suru Tame ni Kyonyuu Bishoujo Dorei o Katta Hazu ga, Oshishou-sama to Shitawa Rete Omotta Touri ni Ikanaku Naru Hanashi; [37] - My Harem Depends on Drawing Cards; [38] - Isekai Anime Studio; [39] - Kouki na Elf wo Hazukashimeru Anthology Comic; [40] - My Otherworldly Sisters Won't Hold Back!; [41] - Isekai Rakugo; [42] - Isekai Shoukan Sareta Kita Seijo-sama ga "Kareshi ga Shinda" to Naku Bakari de Hataraite kuremasen. Tokorode Sono Shinda Kareshi, Zense no Ore desu ne.; [43] - Thank You, Isekai!; [44] - The Dungeon That Kills All Adventurers; [45] - When I Went to Another World, My Little Sister Was Already Reigning as the Demon Lord; [46] - Moe Buta Tensei: Akutoku Shounin Da Kedo Yuusha O Sashioite Isekai Musou Shitemita; [47] - Tanaka no Isekai Nariagari; [48] - Isekai Shoukan-sareta ga Kyousei Soukan-sareta Ore ha shikatanaku yaseru koto ni shita.; [49] - Jisatsushitai Onna Yuusha ni Maou ga Komarasareteimasu!; [50] - Eroge Tensei: Unmei ni Aragau Kane Buta Kizoku no Funtouki; [51] - Maou no Kawaii Yamada wa Yoiko; [52] - Demon Spirit Seed Manual; [53] - I, Who Detest Women, Have Been Transferred to an All-Girls School in Another World.; [53] - Maou-sama ni Shoukan sareta kedo Kotoba ga Tsuujinai; [54] - Dare ga Yonda no!? ~Isekai to Game-dzukuri to Recruit Shoukan~; [55] - Kyou Kara Ma no Tsuku Jiyuugyou! (BL); [56] - Hiroki, Too, Gets Summoned into Another World; [57] - The Sweet Life of a Reincarnation Pro; [58] - I am the C.E.O: Conjured Eternal Overlord; [59] - Surviving a Fantasy Adventure Comic; [6] - Life of a Quack Healer; [60] - Reincarnated as the Daughter of the Legendary Hero and the Queen of Spirits; [61] - Gal Maid & Villainess: Only Milady's Happy End Will Win!;
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2024.04.29 11:46 According-Mud-6472 No network in Munavale (near Vasota fort)
Hii recently me Vasota killa baghitla aani tithe base village madhe ek divs camping pn kelel. Tyaveli aamhi Munavale ya gavat hoto.. aani aamhala chiken aani bakicha bajar karaycha hota tya veli lakshat aal ki Ya gavamadhe konihi UPI ghet nahi karan network ch nahi. Hotel madhe pn online pay karu shakat nahi. Tithe fakt BSNL la thodi range yete te pn tya gavatil lok mobile gharachya baher thevtat aani call aala ki tithunch bolaych. Aaplya sub madhe jr koni asel tithle or koni same experience kela asel tr sanga tumcha experience..
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2024.04.26 08:14 redditduk [MEGALIST] SG Gigs Concerts Raves - May 2024: Labour Day Week (26 Apr - 9 May)
Editor’s Note 10 May: Visit the new list here -
https://reddit.com/singaporemusicchat/comments/1co3y9megalist_sg_concerts_gigs_raves_till_vesak_day_10/ 26 Apr, Fri
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- DJ, Tipsy Unicorn: King Promise (🇬🇭 Afrobeat LIVE) pres by Fuego Night, Tipsy Unicorn Beach Club 🏖 @ 36 Siloso Bch Walk (Sentosa), $71
- DJ, XPULSE pres. HARDTECHNO "BOILER ROOM", Por Vida Skateboarding @ GR.ID mall (bencoolen, dhoby), IG 📸 , $27
- DJ, FAILSAFE!: dcln (of sarco) x Inflake - live electronic music, 42 Waterloo St (bras basah), IG 📸$12
- DJ, Offtrack: Retromigration 🇳🇱, music gastro bar @ 34 North Canal Rd (next to hong lim park, clarke quay)
- DJ, .WAV(Y) Remixed Presents: FRANCHISE (🇦🇹 riddim baile funk hiphop) with PRAV, XG & KNRCK - hiphop vibe, Mortar & Pestle rooftop bar @ 269 South Bridge Rd, , $19
- DJ, iki: Uncaged with Muttiah Ashnim (deep progressive house, tehcno, indie dance), club iki @ ikigai izakaya riverwalk (clarke quay), , $22
- DJ, High House: Groovetop pres. Wantigga (🇳🇱), supported by YA5TH , High House Rooftop Lounge 🗼@ 1 Raffles Place (old 1-altitude), $38
- DJ Sivilian Affairs x MUGIC presents Chucheewa & Logisticman (🇹🇭), Joe Delon (🇬🇧), and Miss Lil., tuff club @ 138 robinson rd cbd, $32
- DJ, Thugshop Presents - All Night Long with .VRIL (🇩🇪Ambient, IDM, Peak time Techno, Electro), headquarters techno-house club @ 66A boat quay, $36,
- DJ, Marquee: GARETH EMERY (🏴trance), nightclub @ marina bay sands shoppes, $30
27 Apr, Sat
- CNBLUE live in singapore 2024 , Indoor Stadium, $168
- TBA (aka Coboy Junior / CJR, 🇮🇩 pop) live, Capitol Theatre (city hall), $108
- 白鲨JAWS Band - Live in Singapore (🇨🇳 rock), Wire Entertainment @ Atrix building, 82 Lorong 23 Geylang (aljunied mrt), S388409, $55
- M-pop: FNM Mini Hari Raya Show - HADY MIRZA, Bo Jenggo, Dayak Konspirazy, Ezam Ernandy, The Coral Ballroom at 18 Kaki Bukit Rd 3 (kaki bukit mrt), S415978, $78
- Indie Rock: The Jansen (🇮🇩 power pop punk) ft Intermission, Camping, Krunkle, Cave Sex, Phil's Studio @ High Street Centre L3 (clarke quay/city hall), $35 doors
- SakuraFest: Singapore K-On Club, Taiko Drums, J-JAZZ Maestros, ANIME TRIBUTE by Rina-Hime, YOASOBI tribute by Lihannah, X Side Man (canto and japanese hits), WHEELERS Estate Seletar @ 2 Park Ln S798386,free
- Indie Pop Singer-songwriter: Sunroom Sessions #5 - Trevor Wong, kai.zen, Nino, Elaine, Vananko (bedroom pop, jazzy pop, soul), Sunroom Studios @ 63 Hillview Avenue, L10 (hillview mrt), $20
- Indie Rock Acoustic: Rabak Records: Reflections - ft acoustic sets with Nosedive, Days of Television, Late Culture (normally indie, dream/gaze), Crane @ Claymore Connect 442 Orchard Rd, L1 (orchard mrt), $18
- Indie Pop Gig: Late 4 SCH! by OVERDRIVE!! - ft ICEBOX, REGINA SONG, LAST MUNUTE, DJ KIKS, Everrich Industrial Building L5 @ 1 Tannery Lane, Singapore 347719 (tai seng/potong pasir mrt), $25
- Experimental Contemporary Music: WA #8! - Weird Aftertaste (vaporwave, metal, synthpop, youtube covers, hiphop, sensitive number for ladies), The Music Parlour @ Peninsula Shopping Ctr L4 (city hall), $26
- Noise Electronic, Doom Stoner Rock Metal: MATARAMBANG - Rumang, Kushna, Terminal Liner, ORQAN 🇮🇹, IBLISS and Tripping Haze Ceremony 🇲🇾, rad studio 345, $25 doors
- Jazz Loft: Mei Lin Hii - Tango Appassionata (tribute to Astor Piazolla, a night of south american classics),Blu Jaz L3 @ bali ln (bugis), $24
- Maduro Jazz: Through the Years - A Disney Night with pianist Gabriel Hoe, maduro @ sofitel sentosa, $38+ drink credits
- SCO: Journeying Together - Shao En and Singapore Chinese Orchestra 一起走过 - 邵恩与新加坡华乐团 (G), Singapore Conference Hall @ 7 Shenton Way, $20
- Esplanade: Tracing Origins – The Life and Times of Cantonese Opera’s Laosheng《溯源》粤剧老生 – 戏剧人生 with Tung On Opera Orchestra - Day 2 of 2, Esplanade Theatre Studio, $38
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- LIVE & DJ Tropika presents Gabriele Poso (🇮🇹🇨🇺 Afro-Latin, Disco, Conga, band), El Chido at Pullman Singapore Hotel @ 1 Hill Street (city hall), $45
- DJ, Wallich Manor Wallich's House Party with Seng Wei & Widenski (🇪🇪), Wallich Manor Lounge @ Sofitel City Centre Hotel L6 (tg pagar)
- DJ, ARK 11: ARENSKY (🇫🇷), ARK 11 Club @ Orchard Central Mall L11
- DJ, Tipsy Unicorn: BASSJACKERS (🇳🇱 dutch electro house, hardstyle, techno), Tipsy Unicorn Beach Club 🏖 @ 36 Siloso Bch Walk (Sentosa), $20
- DJ CÉ LA VI: Pres. FABIO NEURAL (🇮🇹 tech house), marina bay sands hotel rooftop bar-club 🗼, IG 📸 $38
- DJ, 1880: TEMRY (🇩🇪 neo-soul and afro-house), 1880 Members Club @ 1 Nanson Rd (Robertson Quay), $60
- DJ, BTGD: FRANCA (🇩🇪🇳🇱 house , techno - electro disco, deep, melodic) ft EJ MISSY supported by Morabito x Soul Collective, Behind the Green Door @ 97 Duxton Road (maxwell), $36
- DJ, Tuff: Thugshop x Unmute pres. SEDEF ADASI (🇩🇪 acid, progressive, electro, tech house), tuff club @ 138 robinson rd cbd, $36,
28 Apr, Sun
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29 Apr, Mon - Golden Week, International Dance Day
30 Apr, Tue - International Jazz Day, International Workers' Day Eve
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- The Projector Orchard Market & DJ Party AFTER HOURS SOCIAL CLUB - Streetwear Night Market & EATMEPOPTART Party, Projector X Golden Village No Spoilers Box Office Area Bar @ Cineleisure Orchard L5, free to $15
- DJ, Bollywood Club DJ AQEEL LIVE - DISCO 82 , hard rock cafe cuscaden (orchard), $37
- DJ, Tuff: Thugshop Presents - SAM ALFRED (🇦🇺 house, deep, tech house) ft Tashasan, Dexter Colt, tuff club @ 138 robinson rd cbd, $35
- DJ, MDLR: ØGravity x ArtBeyond Presents – STEPHAN JOLK (🇩🇪melodic techno) - ft David Carollo & Raja Rani, MDLR club @ 62 cecil street (cbd), $47
- DJ, Marquee: presents Da Tweekaz (🇳🇴 hardstyle), marquee nightclub @ marina bay sands shoppes, $30
- DJ, JST BCZ Presents 30 Years of V Recordings (🇬🇧 Drum n Bass Label) - Bryan Gee, Paul T & Ed Oberon, Saxxon and Felon MC, club iki @ ikigai izakaya riverwalk (clarke quay), $32
- DEEP PURPLE Live in Singapore (G),
Fort Canning Park The Star Vista Theatre (buona vista), $188 - MIRROR FEEL THE PASSION CONCERT 2024 SINGAPORE (G), Singapore Indoor Stadium, $168
- MAYDAY! Festival 2024 - WE THE KINGS, STAND ATLANTIC, TINY MOVING PARTS, BLUSH, Rocket Rockers, Dads in the Park, Defying Decay, Battle of Bands Winner - update Aarcade , SCAPE Ground Theatre (somerset orchard), IG Lineup 📸, $129
- 金刚慧音 Imee Ooi & JSJG 演唱会 Mantras and Sutras - Day 2 of 2 , capitol theatre (city hall), $50
- Lawrence 陈俊宏 个人音乐会 Concert Serenading Under the Moon (月下倾诉) with MacPherson Philharmonic Orchestra (MPPO), Victoria Concert Hall, $78
- Piano Recital by Piotr Anderszewski, Victoria Concert Hall, IG 📸$25
02 May, Thu
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- YNGWIE MALMSTEEN (the neoclassical shredder) w/ Special Guest MARTY FRIEDMAN (the megadeth axeman who went to japan) (G), Capitol Theatre (city hall), $158
- SSO x Esplanade: Tchaikovsky and Prokofiev - Hans Graf and Benjamin Schmid by Singapore Symphony Orchestra, Esplanade Concert Hall, $15
- Esplanade: Ryan Hunt - percussive fingerstyle guitar & covers, indoor concourse, free
- Anderson Serangoon Junior College Symphonic Band - Vivezza 2024, Victoria Concert Hall (city hall), $11
- ==Cool Cats: What the Jazz: Bram and Lucy Wijnands - Day 1 of 3 Swing and the American Songbook, nco club @ 32 beach rd (esplanade), $20 schedule
03 May, Fri
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- Gregg Arthur (jazz), Victoria Concert Hall, $52
- Adam Hall & The Velvet Playboys 🇦🇺 ft Cuban Young Guns - 1 of 2 - plays iconic music of Buena Vista Social Club (afro-cuban jazz), Mandala Club at 31 Bukit Pasoh Rd (outram), sold out last week at tix 🎟) $33
- Jazz Loft: AARTSENS-VARELA - Israel Varela (🇲🇽 jazz flamenco) & Nita Aartsen band family (🇮🇩) - Day 1 of 2, Blu Jaz L3 @ bali ln (bugis), $24
- Maduro Jazz: Jazz of a New Generation by EJ Trio, maduro @ sofitel sentosa, $38+ drink credits
- Cool Cats: What the Jazz: Bram and Lucy Wijnands - Day 2 of 3 (Swing and the American Songbook), nco club @ 32 beach rd (esplanade), tix 🎟 $20, schedule
- Indie: Strangefest - 7 Bands 1 Drummer lol - Tariot, Rockanine, Bigdaddyrai & Chero, Wrathbourn, Floral Sky, Shuffle Squad, Tenga Band ft DJ TheSoundofAlvin afterparty, from thrash metal to indie pop to japanese rock, Phil's Studio @ High Street Centre L3 (clarke quay/city hall), $23
- Indie: SMU Soundfoundry: The Red Gala - ft. Daniel Sid and Bellied Star + SMU's the backdoor boys, best regards, velvet, beef cheeks, the matyrs, indie / college / uni gig, from pop rock rnb soul punk etc, scape ground theatre (orchard somerset), $22
- DJ, EMONIGHTSG: The B-Sides (emo pop punk, nu-metal, post hardcore), hard rock cafe cuscaden (orchard), $20
- DJ, TASTY vol. 15.0 - hiphop afrobeat reggaeton - DJ Sweezy, DJ Shai, DJ Axeo & Emcee T.Williams, Blu Jaz @ bali ln (bugis), $22
- DJ, Highh Party: K Pop Night SEOUL SEARCHING with DJ Raw, Highh Party @ Pan Pacific Hotel, 7 raffles blvd (esplanade, promenade), $35
- DJ, Freebird Craft Beer Bistro: Three Years Deep Anniversary Day 1 of 3 - Martyn (Deep House), Katong Shopping Centre B1, free
- DJ, Temple Cellars Bottle Shop: Bring Your Own Vinyl Night, 31 Binjai Park (king albert park), free
- DJ Cherry : pres. Chambers: graduation ft Keagan, Tajima , Joon (hiphop top 40s pop) , 133 cecil st (cbd), $20 or free in grad gown
- DJ, Offtrack: Dexter Colt (leftfield house), bs hong lim park, music gastro bar
- DJ, Behind the Green Door: Candice B, Stephen Day, Kunda (afro, house, disco, funk), Behind the Green Door @ 97 Duxton Road (maxwell), $25
- DJ, Quintino (🇳🇱big room house) & Nora En Pure (🇨🇭🇿🇦 deep progressive house & techno) for Sports Illustrated The 19th Hole presented by LIVGOLF, Tipsy Unicorn Beach Club 🏖 @ 36 Siloso Bch Walk (Sentosa), $60
- DJ, Midnight Shift pres. ¥ØU$UK€ ¥UK1MAT$U (🇯🇵post-indsutrial deconstructed club edm, from trance to gabber to hardcore to house to rnb), tuff club @ 138 robinson rd cbd, tix 🎟 $35
- DJ, Zouk: pres ARGY (🇬🇷 melodic techno), zouk club clarke quay, tix 🎟 $45
- DJ, HQ: Thugshop Presents - KANGDING RAY (🇩🇪 techno, glitch idm) & NVST (🇨🇭 breakbeat industrial acid techno), headquarters techno-house club @ 66A boat quay, $36
04 May, Sat - Star Wars Day
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- LAUV pres by Liv Golf, Palawan Green at Sentosa, $138
- A-LIN 黄丽玲 - A-LINK WITH PASSENGERS 2024 金曲 ONE MORE TIME (G), Resorts World Ballroom, Sentosa $98
- HAVOC BROTHERS Mayileh Night (18+), sector 26 indian club at Cuppage Plaza B1 (somerset), $48
- Carnival & Pop Raya at Sports Hub Day 1 of 2 - shazza , kallang wave mall, outdoor covered area, shazza at 6pm free
- HC Punk: GWU pres. Restraining Order (US 🇺🇸) ft Check Your Head (MY 🇲🇾), Psylock, Spirits, Pseudo Reality, city area, $27
- Indie Chinese: FULL POWER CHINESE ROCK NIGHT - feat college rock bands), Wire Entertainment @ Atrix building, 82 Lorong 23 Geylang (aljunied mrt), (S388409), $30
- Timbre+ One North: Singapore Originals - IZZAN ADLAN (mpop), music food court/beer garden @ 73A Ayer Rajah Crescent (one-north), free
- J Music: OreDan オレダン - Live J-Music Afterparty - Singapore K-ON Club ft AIJOU, KIRAMEKI Future, L5 @ Gr.iD mall (bencoolen/dhoby), $20 includes dance event below
- Gardens by the Bay: Borealis Preview Show - NORTHERN LIGHTS Light and Sound Installation with atmospheric soundtrack by French composer Guillaume Desbois, gardens by the bay supertree groove, free
- Tampines Hub: GEMA RAYA 2024 - Hyrul Anuar, Fuad Rahman, Sanisah Huri, Zalelo, Rudy Djoe, Najip Ali and Orkestra Melayu SG, our tampines hub stadium-library-library, free with reg
- > Jazz
- Adam Hall & The Velvet Playboys 🇦🇺 ft Cuban Young Guns - 1 of 2 - plays iconic music of Buena Vista Social Club (afro-cuban jazz), Mandala Club at 31 Bukit Pasoh Rd (outram), $33
- What the Jazz Mini Fest:
- Jazz Loft: AARTSENS-VARELA - Israel Varela (🇲🇽 jazz flamenco) meets Nita Aartsen band family (🇮🇩) - Day 2 of 2, Blu Jaz L3 @ bali ln (bugis), $24
- Thomson Jazz Club; 30 Years of Music Making! big band music & swing ft alemay fernandez, mario serio, regan wickman, stephen rufus, tama goh, Singapore Conference Hall @ 7 Shenton Way, $20 or student dc
- Esplanade : Chinese Dance Fiesta 2024: Talk & Demonstration , 5pm 6pm Indoor Concourse, free
- Esplanade: Chinese Dance Fiesta 2024: Performance , 7 830pm, Outdoor Theatre, free
- > Others
- Methodist Girl's School: MGS Festival of Arts (Visual and Performing Arts ) – Kizuna I (G), Victoria Concert Hall, $30
- Candlelight: Film Scores and Hollywood Epic w Vocalise String Quartet, arts house chamber, $42
- Candlelight: A Tribute to Ed Sheeran on Strings w Vocalise String Quartet, the arts house, $53
- Movie & DJ, The Projector THE MAN WHO SAVES THE WORLD (Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam aka Turkish bootleg Star Wars) and post-screening party with Reptile Skin Business Club, the projector golden mile tower
- DJ & Art Exhibition Opening: Michael Cu Fua's ‘Traces of Introspection’ feat. DJ set by ARMS1, Late Studio at 2 Jalan Rajah (along Balestier Rd)
- Mini Festival DJ, Sound Renegades - 3 Stages: 90s rave, progressive, house - feat. Gaspray & Sivanesh, Pure Love & Yuju & Kayh, Pengsoo, Jared Kong, Cosmo Carbon & Koppa, Dr Foo, Vivra Verra, Secret Site near National Stadium & Kallang Riverside Park, $25
- Alt Rave, Bussy Temple Rave Anniversary - rEmPiT g0dDe$$ B2B LnHD (DJ set), Mervin Wong x Anise (LIVE), howrøng (DJ set), Metamoksha (DJ set), Josh Tirados (performance), alternative culture rave, sold out no doors $30~
- DJ, Drip Chinese Hiphop Battle: Salt Basement pres. EastOut 第七集, drip club @ 100 Orchard Rd Concorde Hotel, $27
- DJ, Moonstone: EATMEPOPTART The Kids are Alright - an unapologetic pop night - with weelikeme & YA5TH, Moonstone BAR @ 103 Amoy St
- DJ, Behind the Green Door : May the Beats Be With You - James Selva, Nicolette, HBN, Leland (underground vibes - uk garage, disco, house, techno, asian funk, baile), Behind the Green Door @ 97 Duxton Road (maxwell), $25
- DJ, Bollywood Club - GULABO, hard rock cafe cuscaden (orchard), $27
- DJ, Luxuria, Afrobeat & Amopiano - Move and Groove with DJ fidixx, Luxuria rooftop lounge @ Tekka Place Mall (rochor), (S218227), $30
- DJ, Party Social 5th Anniversary : ALL PINK - CINCO DE MAYO EDITION, Wallich Manor Lounge @ Sofitel City Centre Hotel L6 (tg pagar), $20
- DJ, WILDIN' v8.0 - hiphop reggaeton afrobeats - DJs Sweezy, Kelibre & Snickaz, Phil's Studio @ High Street Centre L3 (clarke quay/city hall), $22
- DJ, Feel Africa: THE FORCE - DJs Gillou, BADGALDIDI, SWTLKR & Saint Ben - afrobeats, amapiano, kizomba, zouk kompa, reggaeton etc, Mortar & Pestle rooftop bar @ 269 South Bridge Rd, $16
- DJ, Cherry: Starwars - May the Fourth be with you , 133 cecil st (cbd)
- DJ, Cinco De Mayo by Element - Stephen Day, Chichi, Kris Haagensen, Mr Gray, Kinki Restaurant + Bar Rooftop at Customs House Collyer Quay (downtown, cbd, just off merlion), free
- DJ Debut Event: Tanglish Urban Music - Curry : "The First Serving" - Tamil & English Dance Event, Blu Jaz @ bali ln (bugis) L2, $25
- DJ, BYOT - Bring Your Own Trunks, gay event. Pullman Singapore Hotel at 1 Hill Street (city hall), $40
- DJ, Fate by HaveFun: Future SG Presents : Interstellar (Star Wars themed) with DJs Limm, Kavok, Sharkboy, Skabush, southeast asian style club @ orchard cineleisure L8, (S239695), tix 🎟 $30
- Drag,: Salud: Labour Day with Femme Fartale & Earth na khaa , salud bar @ 19 Keong Saik Rd (maxwell, outram), free/bar
- > Hangout or Restaurant Gigs
- DJ, Vatos City House: Cuatro De Mayo by Vatos Urban Tacos - DJ Shai and hiphop reggaeton trap, City House 36 Robinson Road, $20
- DJ, Freebird Craft Beer Bistro: Three Years Deep Anniversary Day 2 of 3 - Sadat & Fernyfren (World Electronica), Katong Shopping Centre B1, free
- Wellness & DJ: Wild Pearl Immersion - breathwork, cold plunge, sauna etc, at SOMA HAUS, 108 Joo Chiat Rd, well it might be less DJ focused on this one, $50
- Hangout DJ, Fat Kid Records Rooftop Party - some drinks and dancing, it is a hiphop funk rnb electronic leaning record store @ 57 Joo Chiat Pl (paya lebaeunos)
- DJ Brunch to Night: Manifest and Mandala Club - Papi’s Fabulous Fiesta & Taco Libre ft DJ stephen day, raaj, Taco Libre with Gregor Salto (🇳🇱 house), mandala members club @ 31 bukit pasoh, $68-$88
- DJ, TRANCE4M International ft Suncatcher & Exolight (🇷🇴 UPLIFTING & CLASSIC TRANCE), club iki @ ikigai izakaya riverwalk (clarke quay), $37
- DJ, High House: Gioli & Assia 🇮🇹 melodic trance house n techno, indie techno pop, High House Rooftop Lounge 🗼@ 1 Raffles Place, $55
- DJ, FOMOHOMO pres. Bianca Oblivion (🇺🇸 house club uk bass & miami hiphop bass, baile funk, mixed-genre), tuff club @ 138 robinson rd cbd, queer gig,35
- DJ, MDLR: Thugshop pres. ADIEL (🇮🇹 hypnotic techno), MDLR club @ 62 cecil street (cbd), IG 📸 $47
- DJ, CÉ LA VI [pres. SPENCER BROWN (🇺🇸 progressive house, melodic techno)](ttps://celavispencerbrown2024.peatix.com/), marina bay sands hotel rooftop bar-club 🗼, $38
- DJ, Marquee: Showtek (🇳🇱 hardstyle, edm house), marquee nightclub @ marina bay sands shoppes, $45 or student dc
05 May, Sun - Cinco de Mayo (Fifth of May)
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- ALL TIME LOW ft Iman's League (G), Fort Canning Park, $158
- Choral: Voices of Singapore - Concert of the People 2024: In One Voice!, family friendly, Capitol Theatre outdoor Plaza (city hall), $23
- Carnival & Pop Raya at Sports Hub Day 2 of 2 - Sezairi , kallang wave mall, free
- Kinda Jazzy Raya Sama-sama Shiok Raya! with Rudy Djoe, Rachma (Keys), Niq (Percussion) and Rudy & Namie (The Jazz Djogets), EXP at 340a Joo Chiat road (paya lebar, eunos, katong), $22
- NYJC & Nanyang Chorale: in.harmoNY 2024, kid friendly, Victoria Concert Hall, $20
- What the Jazz Festival: Workshop and Party - Jazz Inc and Amanda Lee Swingtet present a dance workshop, a Lindy Hop taster, and a dance party, jazz loft at Blu Jaz L3 @ bali ln (bugis), $24
- Gardens by the Bay: Borealis - NORTHERN LIGHTS Light and Sound Installation with atmospheric soundtrack by French composer Guillaume Desbois, gardens by the bay supertree groove, Straits Times IG preview vid 📸 free
- Bike DJ Rave, Wild Pearl's Cargo Bike community ride, Cinco de Mayo special with Chimi's, Chimi's Marina Bay (downtown/raffles place/near merlion), free
- Party: CINCO DE MAYO at Lucha Loco - Tropical Garden Party ft DJ Black Tropik, At Lucha Loco - Mexican Cocina Y Mezcaleria 15 Duxton Hill
- DJ, Freebird Craft Beer Bistro: Three Years Deep Anniversary Day 3 of 3 - DJ Candiceb, Katong Shopping Centre B1, free
- DJ, High House: DJ SWTLKR for cinco de mayo by casa agave (afro beats & baile funk), High House Rooftop Lounge 🗼@ 1 Raffles Place (old 1-altitude), $38
- 🏖 DJ, Tipsy Unicorn : DAZED OUT (trance progressive) takes over Jonic, Victoria Leembruggen, Arif Rajab, Yukun and Jong, Tipsy Unicorn Beach Club 🏖 @ 36 Siloso Bch Walk (Sentosa)
06 May, Mon
- As I Lay Dying (melodic metalcore), FooChow Hall @ 21 Tyrwhitt Rd (next to Jalan Besar Stadium), $92,
- Diana Krall (vocal jazz), ESPLANADE, $58
- Esplanade: Coffee Morning & Afternoon Tea Release Me, The Hits of Tom Jones and Engelbert Humperdinck by Peter Chua, Recital Studio 1030am 3pm, $18 with drink
- DJ, Offtrack: Restrospective with KiDG (80s notalgia), 34 North Canal Rd (bs hong lim park, clarke quay), music gastro bar
07 May, Tue
08 May , Wed - Music Matters Live & Creator Week
- Music Matters Live Festival Schedule and the conference Creator Week
- Swee Lee: NME Live Music Series: Girls To The Front - ft Shye, shazza, rhyu and noui at Swee Lee Clarke Quay, Swee Lee Music Store at CQ @ Clarke Quay, IG free with reg was full awhile back
- CLARKE QUAY Fountain Square Stage: DAY 1 - ADRIEL 🇲🇾, Dhruv Visvanath 🇮🇳, Fi-Ne 粉内🇨🇳, Ben Swissa 🇦🇺, Isserman 🇬🇧🇫🇷, Balu Brigade 🇳🇿, Berywam 🇫🇷, William Singe 🇦🇺, ONE CLICK STRAIGHT 🇵🇭, the center area of clarke quay, fountain square, free
- ZOUK Phuture Club: Set the Tone - hiphop, pop r&b - William Singe 🇦🇺, WHO SHOT SCOTT 🇳🇿, Arlo Maverick🇨🇦, Kyleaux🇵🇭 & VIVAOLA 🇯🇵, Zouk Phuture Club at Clarke Quay, tix 🎟 18+ free
- Conference: see Creator Week link above
- Esplanade: Papaya Duck (vocalist Grey and violinist Audrina, sings Mandopop with classical fusion), Esplanade Concourse 645 745, free
- Choir: St. Andrew's Junior College's Saints Chorale - Viva Vox VII, The Salvation Army at 20 Bishan Street 22, $10,
- 8 (Wed) -12 May: Comedic Theatre - God of Carnage (Advisory - Some Mature Content and Coarse Language), Drama Centre Black Box @ national library (bugis), $30 - $60
- DJ, Club Rich: DJ Nicole Birthday, southeast asian club @ 114 middle rd (bugis), (S188971)
- DJ, Flow @ club Iki (rnb hiphop reggaeton afro night), iki @ ikigai izakaya riverwalk (clarke quay)
- ==DJ, Moonstone: BOOGIE BALL w KidG (throwback pop), Moonstone BAR @ 103 Amoy St
- Ladies night at clubs, cant list them all.
Other Arts / Musicals
- Festival 25 Apr- 26 May: Voilah! France Singapore Festival, various
- Festival 1 - 25 May: Singapore HeritageFest 2024
- Till 11 May: Theatre - Backstage Betrayal, A Crack the Case Mystery (Some Mature Content), KC Arts Centre @ 20 Merbau Rd (robertson quay, fort canning mrt), $68
- Till 4 May Theatre And the Cats Dance by the Light by Intercultural Theatre Institute, Drama Centre at National Library (bugis), $27
- Till 9 Jun Musical: Hamilton by Lin-Manuel Miranda, marina bay sands, $80
- 4-5 May: The Everyday Museum: Roving Theatre inspired by Hilmi Johandi's Stagecraft: Landscaped Grounds, Start at SAM Tg Pagar Distripark
- 27 Apr - 12 May: Hendrick's Sunset Cinema Tanjong Beach, Sentosa Tanjong Beach (harbourfront), $48
- 24 Apr- 25 May: European Film Festival 2024
- 4-5 May: Chinese Kids Theatre: 神笔马良 The Magic Paintbrush (G), Gateway Theatre at Bukit Merah L8, $24
- 8 May: Standup Comedy: KAMPUNG UNDERGROUND: Comedy Night with LADYBO$$, Mad & Midas cocktails @ 39 ann siang hill (maxwell), IG 📸 $19
- 8 -12 May: Comedic Theatre - God of Carnage (Advisory - Some Mature Content and Coarse Language), Drama Centre Black Box @ national library (bugis), $30 - $60
- 9-12 May: Teochew Opera The Pawned Wife 典妻 by Nam Hwa Opera, SCCC Auditorium @ 1 Straits Blvd (shenton way), IG 📸, $10
09 May Thu - Esplanade's Pesta Raya (Malay Festival of Arts)
- ESPLANADE: Pesta Raya Festival
- Music Matters Live Festival Schedule and the conference Creator Week
- Fountain Square Stage: DAY 2 - Peej 🇵🇭, VIVAOLA 🇯🇵, Jewel Owusu 🇦🇺, Arlo Maverick🇨🇦, Kyleaux 🇵🇭, GAC 🇮🇩, BINI 🇵🇭, Nadhif Basalamah 🇮🇩, GOOD MORNING EVERYONE 🇮🇩, the center area of CQ @ clarke quay fountain square, free
- Senor Taco Stage: DAY 1 - JHM 🇦🇺, Mali 🇮🇩, MATILDE G 🇸🇬, TBA, Señor Taco restaurant livehouse at CQ @ Clarke Quay
- PHIL STUDIO: Full Volume - ONE CLICK STRAIGHT 🇵🇭, Lemony 🇹🇭, Isserman 🇬🇧🇫🇷, Balu Brigade 🇳🇿, Emma Dilemma 🇳🇿, Adriel 🇲🇾, COUNT VERNON 🇸🇬, Phil's Studio @ High Street Centre L3 (clarke quay/city hall), free
- DJ, Offtrack: Kaleidoscope: Bongomann (jazzy not jazz), 34 North Canal Rd (bs hong lim park, clarke quay), music gastro bar
- DJ, iki: ROYAL BEATZ (Afrobeats, Hip Hop, R&B), club iki @ ikigai izakaya riverwalk (clarke quay)
- DJ, Drip: NRG Thursdays @ Salt Room ft Skilla & Zax (hiphop rnb afrobeats amapiano latin), drip club @ 100 Orchard Rd Concorde Hotel
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2024.04.26 02:59 -Vatefairefoutre- The Japanese Game Show skit translated
Narrator: And now, from Tokyo, it's "Quiz Kings"! Here's your host, Nakadai Toshiro-san!
Nakadai: Okay, hi! Hello, everyone. It certainly is hot outside, isn't it? Kotara-san, Kotara-san… You're looking as lovely as always.
Kotara: Toshiro-san… Oh, you. I swear!
Nakadai: All right. Well, let's move on to Takashi Akira-san. You've won [6 million yen] already. That's incredible.
Akira: [I've never seen anyone win so much!]
Nakadai: Okay, okay. Let's introduce the challengers.
Nakida Sanshira-san. Hello! (Blows her a kiss)
Sanshira: As always, [unintelligible].
Nakadai: And finally, from "Mil-wau-kee, Wis-con-sin"… Rarry Tenperuton-san. Greetings, yes!
Templeton: (Confused) I-I'm sorry. I don't speak Japanese.
Nakadai: Rarry-san, yes! A brief introduction, please.
Templeton: I-I don't understand. There's been a little mistake. Uh…
Nakadai: (Unintelligible, followed by laughter)
Templeton: (Laughing politely) You see, my wife Mary and I are here on vacation. It's a lovely country, everyone's been great. Anyhoo, the concierge at the hotel said, "Do you wanna go to a game show?" Well-
Nakadai: Wonderful, just wonderful! Okay, let's begin. Question No. 1…
Templeton: See, I thought she meant see a game show, not BE on a game show! Big mistake. BIG mistake!
Nakadai: Thank you.
Kotara: Not at all.
Nakadai: Thank you. Thank you! Thank you.
Kotara: Yes.
Nakadai: Question No. 1: How many keys does a piano have: 70 (nanajuu), 100 (hyaku), or 88 (hachijuuhachi)? Akira-san!
Akira: 70? (Buzzer sounds)
Nakadai: Aah, no, that's wrong. That's wrong. Sanshira-san!
Sanshira: 100? (Buzzer sounds)
Nakadai: Yeah, that's wrong again. Rarry-san?
Templeton: Me? I don't know. I-I'm sorry… Does anybody here speak English? Do you guys speak English? I…
Nakadai: Rarry-san: 70 (nanajuu), 100 (hyaku), or 88 (hachijuuhachi)?
Templeton: Can I pass? You know what, I pass! Uh…
Nakadai: Nanajuu, hyaku, or hachijuuhachi?
Templeton: Hachi… juuhachi? I… (Larry wins Y50,000; Audience cheers)
Nakadai: Correct, correct! That's correct!
Nakadai: Correct. Rarry-san, [congratulations, that's right].
Templeton: (Pleased and surprised) Really?! All right, well… Kanuka! Kanuka! (Nonsense Japanese)
Nakadai: Thank you, thank you. Second question. [Oh, this time, you have to write.] Does Kagemusha give you the willies, or does Godzilla? Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
Templeton: I-I'm sorry – "Cage Moosh"?
Nakadai: Does Kagemusha give you the willies, or does Godzilla?
Templeton: Oh! (Writes his answer) (Timer goes off)
Nakadai: [That's time!] Akira-san!
Akira: Kagemusha?
Nakadai: Aah, that's no good. That's wrong. Kotara-san? (His answer being wrong, Akira takes a knife and napkin provided by the co-host, and…) Akira: Not at all. (Probably meant to mean "My apologies.") (Akira slices his right pinky off)
Templeton: (Distraught) OH MY GOD! DO YOU SEE THAT?!
(Nakadai laughs, says something unintelligible) Nakadai: Sanshira-san!
Sanshira: Kagemusha? (Buzzer sounds)
Nakadai: No, no good. No good at all. Not good. (Sanshira complies with game show rules and slices her pinky off as well) Sanshira: Hya! Templeton: GOOD LORD! What in the name of all that's sacred?!
Nakadai: Okay, okay! Rarry-san? (Reaches for written answer)
Templeton: (Pulls answer away, shaking) You know what? I shouldn't be here.
Nakadai: Rarry-san…
Rarry: Call the concierge!
Nakadai: Rarry-san… Rarry-san!
Templeton: Call the concierge!
Nakadai Rarry! Rarry-san! (Grabs answer and pulls it from Larry) Templeton: "Docky-docky" something! (Nakadai reads the answer, looking as if he's going to break into laughter) Nakadai: "Godzilla"?
Templeton: I-I didn't… Nakadai: Godzilla? Godzilla. You think it's Godzilla… You're correct! (Buzzer sounds; Templeton is correct and has just won Y200,000) Nakadai: You're correct! That's correct. Rarry-san, you've certainly won a lot. That's 20,000 yen!
Templeton: Really? Well, that was great. Thank you very much, I guess!
Nakadai: Let's move on to [unintelligible]! (Audience repeats) Templeton: Two thousand d… yen?! How much is that in dollars?
(Cheering as Larry is led to the Bonus Round, which consists of him being bound in chains and an electrical device attached via jumper cables to his crotch) Templeton: Hey, excuse me, I won. What the heck are you doing here? Hey, just a second… Just a second here!
(Nakadai laughs as he pulls out a new set of question cards)
Nakadai: [Unintelligible] You know?
Templeton: MOTHER OF MERCY, I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!
Nakadai: Now for the next question.
Templeton: MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!
Nakadai: When it comes to children's nursery songs, who is always sure to be sitting? (PS: Answer = The child, on the parent's lap)
Templeton: I DON'T KNOW!
(Nakadai prepares to pull electrical switch)
Templeton: NO, WAIT! Wait, wait, wait! I… I know it, I know it. Um… uh, Kwa… ki… sur-… pi… ni… ku?
Nakadai: What? "Kwakisurpiniku"?
Templeton: (Confident)Yes! Kwakisurpiniku!
Emcee: Judges! What do you say? (Surly-looking judges shake heads no)
Templeton: (Desperate) Kwakisurpiniku! Kwakisurpiniku!
(Gong sounds)
Nakadai: No, that's wrong. Too bad. No good. The answer was, "Kwa-ki-sur-pi-PI-ku." (Nonsensical)
(Nakadai pulls the switch, shocking Larry)
Templeton: No! AAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Nakadai: Well, that's all we have time for. (Rest of dialogue is drowned out as Nakadai, Kotara, and the other two contestants dance the show out)
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2024.04.24 17:33 Conscious-Guava-2123 Gutku dabba podcast
Frandsss hum soch rahe hai gutku k sath podcast kare aur puche usse kitne paise khaya hai ab tak
Kya job karta tha gutku Saudi me
Hum kitne Tak nai padhe hai
Humari wajah se kisine maudaha me j**an nai di thi
Hum kaise gutku se shaadi krne k liye zeher ki dhamkaya tha
Humse humari nand kyu chidhti hai
Sas sasur hume kyu nai bhau dete humen waha ghabrahat kyu hoti hai
Kya bolte ho frandsss ye sare sawal podcast me thik rahenge ya bhai bhabi ko b shade kar du thodasa
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2024.04.22 14:55 Double_dealing How to say no to a person?
Hi i am 19 y/o. last week we went to this wedding in Jessore. Since it was a wedding i had to dress up. There's this girl who is 14, family friend. She is usually with me all the time. So whenever i was having trouble with the dress and camera, I told her to hold it. This lead to a very annoying turn.
She's usually very rough and dirty as in dirt dirty, moila, nongra. Gayer theke gondho ashe. Not hygienic. Kono jinish sundor rakhte pare na. Oder bashay jeye amar kheteo bomi ashe, ami khai na usually chup chap ek jaygay boshe thaki.
O ki korse ebar. Camera ta onek baaje bhabe handle korse, ami toh ekbar bhabsi screen er moddhe daag boshe gese amar churir karone because she just roughly gave it to me and didnt even wait till i held it. Ami oke bolsi je ebhabe toh camera use kore na. She was like ami toh school er ta use kori kokhono etoh sensitively use kori nai.
Hae screen e daag lagle chobi noshto hoy na kintu camerar body toh noshto hobe. Camera itself has its beauty.
Erpor Allah jane kibhabe lens er tel lagaise. Then when i was having a photoshoot in the hotel room, shob chobi ghola. She so dumb o bujheo nA jokhon i pointed it out o bole chobi toh aesthetic asshe. Plus oor angle o bhalo na. Mejaj onek kharap hoise.
Porer din boubhaat eyo o camera ekdom nijer kase rakhse. When i adviced her ai angle e tul pura background ne. Ami oor haat dhore korsi o just stiff kore rakhse. Amar jidd uthse, ami jeye boshe porsi. Also o onek chobi delete kore dei if she doesnt like. Oor chobi na. Jekono chobi e. Eta amar bhalo lage na. Ami bashay eshe amar moton delete korbo. Ar photos count o onek kom chilo. Amr chobi tula sundor, i capture moments. She didnt.
Bashay eshe ammu chobi dekhe amar upor onek chillaise. I understand her frustration. Akhon, mul bepar hoilo, how to say no to her without ruining the relationship. Karon eder shathe we are connected onek closely.
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2024.04.21 19:29 MolassesOnly Tulum Trip Report with a Toddler (Positive)
We attended a wedding at an all inclusive in Rivera Maya and we looking a place to spend a few days afterwards. We didn’t want to stay more days in another resort, and some friends visited Tulum earlier and liked it. We seriously considered PDC but idk for us it seemed to still have that cheesy tourist vibe and we just wanted something different.
Day 1- transfer with USA transfers from hotel in Riviera Maya to our Airbnb in La Veleta. We stopped at Super Aki to pick up groceries and get cash from the ATM. Total cost was US $185 plus $35 to make the stop. We chose La veleta because our friend said “it’s better for families” and it was walking distance to many restaurants (calle 7). We did see a decent amount of families in La veleta as well, with infants and toddlers as well. Our Airbnb was in a gated community with a security guard which reassured us more.
We had dinner at boccanera pizza that night. On par with some of the best pizza we get in the US
Day 2- breakfast in Airbnb. We also supplemented with a pastry and juice from Ki Bok.
Airbnb host connected us with Ajal Tulum Transportación Privada: Mario +52-9841784185 to take us to the Cenote. MXN 1200 round trip from La Valeta to Cenote Vesica.
We paid the couples package of mxn $3800 x2 (two couples) that included a total of entry, 4 30-min massages, 4 appetizers, 2 entrees, and two desserts. The food portions were not massive but it was enough to consider it our dinner. Massages were great too (we actually were surprised with the quality)
We got drinks and dessert that night from el agavero (close to our Airbnb).
Day 3-
I booked a private ruins and cenote tour with Tulum private tours. +52-9841005878. I spoked with Cedric the week before and he was very responsive to texts. The tour was pricey- USD $710 total but it included pick up and transportation in a large van, tour guide at the ruins, water, snacks, entrances to both ruins and cenotes lunch at either taqueria honorario or tropi tacos. However we really wanted to go to burrito amor. So the tour offered a $25 discount to take us to burrito amor (and have us pay for our own meal).
We paid $150 deposit via credit card when I booked a week before. Then I paid $535 cash after the tour. ($685 total with to the $25 discount). If we paid the balance with a credit card there was a $28 extra change (about 5% fee)
We spend 1.5 hrs at the ruins, then he took us to Cenote Xunaan-Ha. Small Cenote but we were the only people there which was really cool. It had only bare bones changing rooms and no real facilities.
After the Cenote, the tour included lunch at either taqueria honorario or tropi tacos. However we really wanted to go to burrito amor. So the tour offered a $25 discount to take us to burrito amor (and have us pay for our own meal). Prolly the best vegetarian burrito I’ve ever had.
Chilled in the Airbnb after- we did end up losing power 2x- once for < 5 min and once for an hour.
We ate at veleta market. Bruschetta and pesto pasta dish at Ciao Belli and a bowl from future. The pesto pasta from Ciao belli was probably the best pesto pasta I’ve ever had. cooked perfectly al dente and the pesto was so fresh… yum
Day 3
We paid for open private transportation for 6 hrs today. Cost $5000 MXN. $100 US deposit via credit when I booked one week prior plus $3400 MXN cash at the end of the tour. (Or $3600 MXN to pay the balance via credit card)
We went to Azulik SFEK-IK in Francisco Uh-May. Definitely worth the trip if you can swing it. I have no words. It really is in the middle of the jungle though. The jungle cuisine was charging MXN$450-500 for a drink and apps so we passed it. (Prices were not available online so I knew it would be $$$)
We stopped for some souvenir shopping along the road side in uh may but didn’t buy anything (I already have ceramic bowls from my last trip to Mexico)
We had originally planned to go to Cerveceria Tulum but then I realized that the online menu had no prices. I couldn’t find pictures of the menu with price online otherwise. (A “Trendy” restaurant in Tulum with no prices online was a huge red flag for me). Based on some online reviews - the food seemed overpriced and not what we were looking for. Cerveceria tulum does seem like a cool experience though- especially at night when they have the show.
We instead went to negro huiltacoxe- and we were glad we did. Probably our best meal in Tulum. I still have dreams about the elote dorado. The chilaquiles were so fresh it felt an abuela made fresh tortillas and immediately fried them and gave them to us.
We ate at taqueria el pinches for dinner, and got drinks and dessert at el agavero again
Day 4- Left for the airport. Airbnb host arranged for airport transfer to Tulum airport ($100 cash for private van). It took us about 40 min to get there. It’s Beautiful airport and check in and security were a breeze. But the AC wasn’t working in 1/2 the airport and there were not hot food options yet.
We’re overall glad we chose Tulum. I think it boiled down to we were willing to pay for the “rustic jungle vibe,” and it seemed more unique. All of our friends who had been to Tulum had loved the food, which also factored into our decision. Some of the best food I’ve ever had in my life was here. I’m sure you could do Tulum cheaper by renting a cascooter and choosing non-touristy restaurants. All of the transportation we took showed up exactly on time and was 100% professional and friendly.
We never considered the beachfront - it just didn’t seem like it was worth the exorbitant prices. Then again- because we were with a toddler, so we weren’t looking to party. We personally didn’t experience any of the scams. Every place (except the tours) took a credit card without a fee, and I didn’t see any extra items on my receipts. When I did pay with cash I got correct change every time as well. I am conversational Spanish so maybe that helped. Our trip didn’t including driving, staying out late, drunkenness or drugs which reduced the risk as well.
Overall we’re glad we chose Tulum. But I wouldn’t recommend it for families with older kids because I think their might get bored and would prefer more amusement park type stuff. Also, if you’re not willing to pay for the vibe I think there’s cheaper places in Mexico for good food and fun. My advice is definitely do your research ahead of time, take precautions (we wore no jewelry and took very little cash with us), and be prepared to pay inflated prices.
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2024.04.20 21:03 Content_Block6862 Few observations from recent vlogs.... Sab thoda bahut phirse madam ki taraf hilne lage hain....
- A Happy Salrukh - Clearly Janab zyada bolne lage hain ajkal - firstly abhi ghar beitha hain so there is no tiredness.. 2ndly JDJ ke paisa abhi bhi garam hain so no worries for money + vlogging.. 3rdly he has bagged a project already for which he looks happy.
- Different energy of Janab-Madam - these days they look happy, specially Janab's attitude towards Pipi has been changed completely, bade pyaar se pesh aa raha hain, khane ka tareef bhaad bhaad ke ho raha hain, they r presenting themselves as a team. Seems a changed strategy.
- Making fun of the trollings - Recently they have started making fun of the comments they get, specially what Pipi gets against her - even today she mentioned about people pointing out her uncombed hair ! Pata nehi kya nasha karke dono bahut zyada hasste rahete hain ajkal, looks like they keep discussing the comments and later they laugh recalling those comments. While people here waiting for their rant video, there they have started mocking the trolls just to show they r not getting affected by those comments at all.
- Again Pipi ki praising - Apart from Janab, I noticed recently even Dabba has started doing bhabhi ka praising for example that day both Bhai Bahen mentioned Bhabhi is a better cook. They could mention about Ammi as well, but they only did when Farah asked if Ammi doesn't cook well. In today's vlog Dabba mentioned Ammi was praising Bhabhi's eid ka biryani also if I m not wrong, Pipi got more eidi that anybody else ( correct me if I m wrong here).
- Madam's new venture, Janab shows extra excitement - Pipi doesn't mention about the new venture much, but beech beech me Janab bol uthta hain ki wo kitna excited hain about her "new journey"!! I think before he starts his new project and leaves Pipi alone in the home again, he just wants to show himself as a supportive husband who gets happy to see his wife grow !
What do you guys think about the latest pattern?
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2024.04.17 19:58 vraoz Unpopular opinion : Private hospitals and schools should not be allowed. All should be public or the rates should be standardized.
So in India currently we have a lot of private schools and hospitals which are providing basic things and charging a bomb for it. Because we have them no one with money complains about public establishments. If everyone would have to go to public regulated institutions then there would definitely be a need to improve those and it also reduces the money disparity we have with rich people just to get basic needs respectfully. As we already know that things get changed when the middle lass/rich only speak when they have no other choice. Now they wouldn’t want to send their kids to a public school the way it is now or themselves go to a public hospital.
Edit - Idhar logo ko naav(boat) ke discussion ke bolo toh poora samundar discuss karne nikal jaate hai.
People just saw public and i think they pictured the dire state of these institutions in front of their eyes. May be i wasn’t clear enough so let me put some context to this. Recently my friend was looking for admission for his child in a school and filled up a few forms. He then received a call frim one of the board directors of one school who straight away told him that the tuition fees would be 2l and donation would be 10l. He asked them if they would be providing any receipts or something for the donation. They said no on his face and said admission toh aise hi hota hai.
Now coming to what i wanted to discuss is not to completely remove private schools and hospitals but to regulate them. Could be a government or a new committee. Schools could be given ratings/stars based on the amenities they provide like we have for hotels. Now lets say they are rated like 3,5,7 stars. Reiterating again that this is purely based on amenities like if they have a ground, swimming pool and stuff. Now based on these ratings the fees should be capped at whatever amount is suited but that should be same for all the schools with that rating. Atleast this way a school with single stand alone building wont be able to charge 4l/month just because they are IB board. Making profits of education and medical needs should never be a thing.
Ps - I went to a public school and I think I turned out well where i can use these private institutions. Abhi idhar comments me thode chapris/baap ke galle pe bhetne waale hai jo apne typical ideology pe chalte hai ki “apna sahi chal raha na toh bas, baaki sab bhaad me jaaye”. Chalo ab gyaan jyaada ho gaya. Apan out!
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2024.04.17 08:37 Useful-Landscape-692 What I should do ?
So, let name that girl X.
so me and x was school friend and we our very good friend. i love her and she knew that i have feelings for her. i support her in every moment of life when she was alone. she was preparing for CA foundation so i always send her motivation quote and even i motivate her in person and help her to crack the exam and luckily she crack it in first time. after ca exam she join a coaching for ca inter. her coaching and my coaching are in same building i was jee asp. she meet there a guy in oct and then one day they plan to nightout. she said her parent that she will stay with her friend because her friend is alone. but only i know that she is going on night out. that guy age was (22) and X was 18. all this happen on 30 dec. so they all are staying in a 3 class hotel just to chilling (2 boys 2 girl. ek couple tha or vo ladka or x thi vo ladka (22 wala ) had feeling for her but vo rsln m nhi the) so they were drinking Alcohol and all. she send me snap of her drinking magic moment. then i said her to send me her live location so if any thing went wrong atleast i can call police and help her because i never had good vibe from that guy. And as i told 2 of them were in relationship if they do something other will get in mood too. so i explain her all this and ask for live location. she send me live location after all this she said me now please don't message me for today. but i was like take care and don't drink too much i send this 2 time. After 10 min, i had call from her phone. i pick up at first ringtone, and that guy start speaking he directly start abusing me that tujhe kya hai lodu apni maa chudwa na m kuch bhi karu uss ke sath tujhe kya.. teri maa ka bhi r*pe kar du gya tho jab tu kuch bolna and all 3 min baat hui thi i didn't speak any word to him and during this whole time he was abusing me like this and those 2 who are in relationship our laughing. i record some part of call too (i have 2 min recording) and in the end of phone call i asked that guy give the phone to x. he give the phone to x and she said tujhe bola tha na ki message mat kar kyu kiya. i said abey tho vo kya kya bol rha hai then i disconnet the call by saying i have recording of this call and i will go to police station with this recording and make a report against the guy. she then message me ki maat kar please yrr apne dono tho friend hai tu tho mujhe pasand bhi karta hai. mat kar tujhe kya problem hai tu mujhe khush dekhna nhi chata.. and all girl's drama. and i saved those snap too and download them where i have proof they our drinking and only one of them have legal age of drinking. then next morning they called me and said sorry and said you broke x she was crying whole night. and all then i knew that i done only one mistake that is i sended her message to take care of her. baki sab shi tha.. then in the moment of heat i said him ki bhai tune jo jo bola hai vo mere pass hai or aab dimag mat karab kar m police ke pass nhi jau tho kya karu ? uss ke ghar jau ? (x ke ghar because mne socha ki the call was made by her kyuki uss ke phone par password hai or uss ladke ko kesa pata hoga, but she said vo bathroom m thi or uss ladke ne phone kar diya.) phir 30 min call par baat hui i just abuse one time by saying gaand maaro.. and gave that girl two choice ki ya tho m ya phir vo. she replied me vo. even through meri kuch galati bhi nhi thi, he called me and abused me and all in the end she made my image bad in her whole group by saying that i blackmail her (mne ye bola tha ki mujhe tujhe se ek baar in real person baat karni hai kar lene varna ghar aa kar baat karu gya.. i know i was wrong) but ye blackmail thodi hota hai mne konse nu0de le liye the and all. this all happened just 3 week before my jee exam and yeah i fucked up in my jee. somehow i will get good score in april attempt but yeah even today i got panic attack because of that incident, 1 week ago she message me Hii and i just replied Hey then i just chat 3 min and ghost her. but i am not able to move on from her. i know i was wrong and i apologized her 4-5 time for that incident. what i should do ?
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2024.04.16 17:23 VideshiTantrik Dil Khol Ke bol irony...
The hilarious irony of the "Dil Khol Ke bol" ad of Kingfisher featuring Ishan Kishan, Pollard and the current punching bag of the nation, Hardik Pandya, which aired just after HP bowled that last over vs CSK. For those uninitiated, in the ad IK and KP ask HP if he was practicing all night. HP replies "Mein bowling ki nahi Sangeet ki practice kar raha tha" LOL. In another "Team se bada kuch nahi" ad for Dream 11, HP tells Ashwin why he is giving laundry to the hotel, "Match me hum dho denge na!" Lol. The guy cannot catch a break, man.
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