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2024.05.02 16:58 jazzsham Fantasy confession
Roleplay - brother- sister incest
Personality- you are hot short heighted first cousin who is extremely vibrant and colourful but at the same time dam aggressive you figure is around 32 28 34 perky tits and round ass. Face is attractive and very fair.
Me - tall handsome athletic muscular built body sharp long nose colour is fair
Story revolving around
You have had many boy friends many sugar daddy boyfriends as well. You know all my secrets and i know all your secrets we both are very close and share a very friendly relationship more of as friends we both hang out a lot drink and smoke a lot maybe inside our minds we are fantasising each other in a sexual relationship as well. We both admire and love each other a lot ( but never had the guts to talk about it with each other) we love to talk about marriage sex babies and our idiotic family members. You are at times jealous of my wife and i get jealous of your boy friends as well
PLOT.
So one night me and you are drinking our favourite Budweiser magnum beer and smoking our favourite gold flake lights cigarette while driving in the outskirts of our city
we are getting drunk i pop out the topic that my wife after our marriage has fucked his ex a couple of times and i have caught her while doing that., i tell you that i forgave my wife and she has been very apologetic about it but inside somewhere i have to have sex with someone other than my wife to get rid of that feeling i am getting avenge ful.
As soon as you got to know about it you got angry and wanted to beat the shit out of my wife but i controlled you. Now me and my wife are living separately as of now coz of work and all other things. ( we both are highly drunk at this moment ) I tell you that i am enjoying this freedom of living like a bachelor but you interrupt me and said kis bat ka bachelor tu to daru bhi behen k sath pi raha hai to which i reply tu girlfriend se kam thodi na hai this gave a firing sensation inside you and you tell me.
Me teri girlfriend thodi na hu to which i say girlfriend se kam bhi to nahi hai and you start blushing. Now you push me a bit and tell me gf k sath sirf daru nahi pite hai kuch bhi mat bol bhai its a direct message to me which gave me chills, my dick pushed itself inside my underwear. I gently ask you gf k sath jo karte hai vo tere sath nahi kar sakta na as soon as i said this you laughed out loud and said gf bola mujhe to gf jaise treat kar bhai.
Now theres utter silence in the car we both are staring each other and all of a sudden i grabbed your head and pushed it towards myself and kiss you so hard that you couldn’t breathe you now got rid of me and slapped me hard smiled and said BHAI isi din ka to intezar tha. I took my car to a lonely field
Finally chapter of being a behenchod
Now we start kissing each other passionately my tongue down your throat and your tongue down mine our saliva flowing from the side of our mouth yet we keep on kissing and smooching each other passionately sucking each others lips violently breathing heavily your one hand has reached my dick and my hand has reached to your tits we both are pressing each other hard i am pressing your boobs very hard my hand has gone inside your tshirt i am feeling the warmth of my sisters boobs and its softness, your hand has gone inside my jeans and inside my underwear you are holding my hard cock and your hands are wet with my dicks pre cum. We both are still kissing each other hard our spits inside each others mouth. Now i push my hand from your boobs to your pussy which is entirely wet i start fingering you very hard and you start screaming ahhh bhai ahhh dheere dheere i dont listen to you and keep on fingering you my entire hand is wet with your cum in it i slowly take out my hand and put that wet hand and fingers of mine inside my mouth ahhhh pehli bar behen ki chut ka pani taste kiya mene its so warm and salty you hold my hand and taste yourself from my fingers and kiss me hard while spitting in my mouth now you smile and say bhai hath se mat chat mu se chatle to which i violently grab your boobs hold you tight and throw you in the back seat. You start enjoying the moment while i am coming outside from the gate you start saying sale kab se tadap rahi hu tere liye itne sal se daru pi rahi hu tere sath mujhe kyo nahi chodta tha mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai. I have come in the back seat now i say chal chut chata bhai ko tu which you gladly opened your jeans grabbed my head and pushed it inside your pussy. It smells so good i start eating your garam garam chut licking you so hard in and out that you start screaming ahhhh bhai chatle pura bhaiiii ahhhhhhh you start pressing my head inside your pussy and start moving your belly like a dancer like moving your pussy in my mouth. Your warm cum and wet pussy tastes so fucking delicious. You start screaming bhai mera hojaega itne zor se mat chat ahhhhh bhai ahhhhh i keep licking you and tell you behen mauka hai aaj bhai ko pani pila de pura chut ka jhad ja mere mu me to which you came so hard you pushed my head inside your pussy i am unable to breath your force is so strong. Your entire cum is down my throat and i ate all of it.
You are all tired and fucked up and now you tell me bhai i am done i need more beer you drank all my fluids so we start drinking some beer again, while drinking i am pressing your boobs now i tell you sunna behen kiss me hard and now make me drink beer from your mouth you started smiling and said pakka wala behenchod hai na tu and i said tu itni badi randi hai lekin aab se sirf bhai ki randi hai hearing this you suddenly got charged and started smooching me you started spitting out your beer from your mouth to my mouth and made me drink it while kissing me you whisper lund chusaega behen ko? And i got crazy after hearing this mene bola ha aur kya karegi behen and you said chusa de yar tadap rahi hu. Now you got on the side of the seat took out my cock and start licking the top of my dick which was full of pre cum you are tasting my salty pre cum and started going down my dick slowly sucking and blowing your brother while you suck me i an sipping my beer and my one hand is in your ass cheeks pressing them hard i am getting so horny that i start pressing your head down my throat till my balls moaning aahhhh behen aaaahhhhhh while sucking you tell me bhai mu me mat cum kar dena mujhe chudna bhi hai i smiled and said chuste reh pehle ache se chudai bhi karenge you are giving me deep throat all sloppy blowjob my backseat is full of your spits and saliva with that spit you suddenly kiss and smooch me giving me the taste of my own pre cum and your saliva ( this was a surprise kiss ) but i liked it like anything
Now you tell me chal chod apni behen ko sale kutte and snatched my beer and started drinking it. Before fucking you i tell you yar condom nahi hai what to do it can be risky and you smiled and said jab tera pani nikalne wala hoga to bata dena me uth jaunga aur mu me lungi.
Mene bola tu apne bhai ka cum swallow karegi? You replied ha bhujha de meri pyas pila de pani apne lund ka apni randi behen ko
Now i grabbed your hairs and smooched you so fucking hard that you started bleeding from your lips and you started riding me hard. Charging like a mad bitch you are riding me so hard in and out we both are dirty talking to each other while fucking. You tell me bhabhi bhi aise hi chudti hai kya tere se i said ha chudti to hai lekin maza tu hi zada de rahi hai you started laughing while jumping on my dick screaming ahhhhh bhai maza aaraha hai zindagi me bohat logo se chudi lekin bhai se chudne ka maza pehli bar mil raha hai ahhhhh bhai itna sukoon kabhi nahi mila mujhe aahhhhhhhhh
Chodte chodte i start pressing your boobs hard and you tell me bhai daba mat chus le unko pura i now start sucking your perky tits i tell you spit on those boobs so that i can taste your spit while sucking them hard and you gladly do so ahhh behen aaj jeewan ka asli maza aaya hai har kisi ko behen chodne ka mauka nahi milta hum dono lucky hai you said mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai lekin me bhi darti thi kaise chudungi tujhse i also said me bhi darta tha yar lekin tujhe dekh k hilata bohat tha ghar ja k You said ahhhhhh bhai chodte reh tera lund itna bada hai pura andar tak feel ho raha hai mera hojaega i bit your tits. Now we both changed our position in the car and started doing it in reverse cowgirl while you started jumping on my dick i started biting you on your shoulders and holding you from your tits. Ahhh bhai maza aaraha hai tu mere andar pani mat nikalna yar apna baccha pata nahi tujhe papa bolega ya mama we cannot have kids together. I said ha mera nikalne wala hai you asked me while being fucked bhabhi ko kaha lena pasand hai tera pani, i said usko to chut k andar lena pasand hai pura pani you replied swallow nahi karti mene kaha nahi usi chut swallow karti hai and we both started smiling looking at each other
While looking at each other you said mujhe chut me nahi apne mu me lena hai pani bhai pila de mujhe please as soon as i heard this i said nikal jaega and you said pila de jaldi and i started screaming ahhhh aane wala hai and you jumped from my dick and brought your face towards my dick and put my dick inside your mouth and started stroking it like hell hard and came all inside your mouth. Such a huge mess it was you swallowed all my cum and showed me your mouth while doing that but you are such a slut that after swallowing the cum you kissed me hard making me taste my own cum from your tongue. We both had a smoke after that and got ready to go to our homes.
Do you want Chapter 2 ?
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Personality- you are hot short heighted first cousin who is extremely vibrant and colourful but at the same time dam aggressive you figure is around 32 28 34 perky tits and round ass. Face is attractive and very fair.
Me - tall handsome athletic muscular built body sharp long nose colour is fair
Story revolving around
You have had many boy friends many sugar daddy boyfriends as well. You know all my secrets and i know all your secrets we both are very close and share a very friendly relationship more of as friends we both hang out a lot drink and smoke a lot maybe inside our minds we are fantasising each other in a sexual relationship as well. We both admire and love each other a lot ( but never had the guts to talk about it with each other) we love to talk about marriage sex babies and our idiotic family members. You are at times jealous of my wife and i get jealous of your boy friends as well
PLOT.
So one night me and you are drinking our favourite Budweiser magnum beer and smoking our favourite gold flake lights cigarette while driving in the outskirts of our city
we are getting drunk i pop out the topic that my wife after our marriage has fucked his ex a couple of times and i have caught her while doing that., i tell you that i forgave my wife and she has been very apologetic about it but inside somewhere i have to have sex with someone other than my wife to get rid of that feeling i am getting avenge ful.
As soon as you got to know about it you got angry and wanted to beat the shit out of my wife but i controlled you. Now me and my wife are living separately as of now coz of work and all other things. ( we both are highly drunk at this moment ) I tell you that i am enjoying this freedom of living like a bachelor but you interrupt me and said kis bat ka bachelor tu to daru bhi behen k sath pi raha hai to which i reply tu girlfriend se kam thodi na hai this gave a firing sensation inside you and you tell me.
Me teri girlfriend thodi na hu to which i say girlfriend se kam bhi to nahi hai and you start blushing. Now you push me a bit and tell me gf k sath sirf daru nahi pite hai kuch bhi mat bol bhai its a direct message to me which gave me chills, my dick pushed itself inside my underwear. I gently ask you gf k sath jo karte hai vo tere sath nahi kar sakta na as soon as i said this you laughed out loud and said gf bola mujhe to gf jaise treat kar bhai.
Now theres utter silence in the car we both are staring each other and all of a sudden i grabbed your head and pushed it towards myself and kiss you so hard that you couldn’t breathe you now got rid of me and slapped me hard smiled and said BHAI isi din ka to intezar tha. I took my car to a lonely field
Finally chapter of being a behenchod
Now we start kissing each other passionately my tongue down your throat and your tongue down mine our saliva flowing from the side of our mouth yet we keep on kissing and smooching each other passionately sucking each others lips violently breathing heavily your one hand has reached my dick and my hand has reached to your tits we both are pressing each other hard i am pressing your boobs very hard my hand has gone inside your tshirt i am feeling the warmth of my sisters boobs and its softness, your hand has gone inside my jeans and inside my underwear you are holding my hard cock and your hands are wet with my dicks pre cum. We both are still kissing each other hard our spits inside each others mouth. Now i push my hand from your boobs to your pussy which is entirely wet i start fingering you very hard and you start screaming ahhh bhai ahhh dheere dheere i dont listen to you and keep on fingering you my entire hand is wet with your cum in it i slowly take out my hand and put that wet hand and fingers of mine inside my mouth ahhhh pehli bar behen ki chut ka pani taste kiya mene its so warm and salty you hold my hand and taste yourself from my fingers and kiss me hard while spitting in my mouth now you smile and say bhai hath se mat chat mu se chatle to which i violently grab your boobs hold you tight and throw you in the back seat. You start enjoying the moment while i am coming outside from the gate you start saying sale kab se tadap rahi hu tere liye itne sal se daru pi rahi hu tere sath mujhe kyo nahi chodta tha mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai. I have come in the back seat now i say chal chut chata bhai ko tu which you gladly opened your jeans grabbed my head and pushed it inside your pussy. It smells so good i start eating your garam garam chut licking you so hard in and out that you start screaming ahhhh bhai chatle pura bhaiiii ahhhhhhh you start pressing my head inside your pussy and start moving your belly like a dancer like moving your pussy in my mouth. Your warm cum and wet pussy tastes so fucking delicious. You start screaming bhai mera hojaega itne zor se mat chat ahhhhh bhai ahhhhh i keep licking you and tell you behen mauka hai aaj bhai ko pani pila de pura chut ka jhad ja mere mu me to which you came so hard you pushed my head inside your pussy i am unable to breath your force is so strong. Your entire cum is down my throat and i ate all of it.
You are all tired and fucked up and now you tell me bhai i am done i need more beer you drank all my fluids so we start drinking some beer again, while drinking i am pressing your boobs now i tell you sunna behen kiss me hard and now make me drink beer from your mouth you started smiling and said pakka wala behenchod hai na tu and i said tu itni badi randi hai lekin aab se sirf bhai ki randi hai hearing this you suddenly got charged and started smooching me you started spitting out your beer from your mouth to my mouth and made me drink it while kissing me you whisper lund chusaega behen ko? And i got crazy after hearing this mene bola ha aur kya karegi behen and you said chusa de yar tadap rahi hu. Now you got on the side of the seat took out my cock and start licking the top of my dick which was full of pre cum you are tasting my salty pre cum and started going down my dick slowly sucking and blowing your brother while you suck me i an sipping my beer and my one hand is in your ass cheeks pressing them hard i am getting so horny that i start pressing your head down my throat till my balls moaning aahhhh behen aaaahhhhhh while sucking you tell me bhai mu me mat cum kar dena mujhe chudna bhi hai i smiled and said chuste reh pehle ache se chudai bhi karenge you are giving me deep throat all sloppy blowjob my backseat is full of your spits and saliva with that spit you suddenly kiss and smooch me giving me the taste of my own pre cum and your saliva ( this was a surprise kiss ) but i liked it like anything
Now you tell me chal chod apni behen ko sale kutte and snatched my beer and started drinking it. Before fucking you i tell you yar condom nahi hai what to do it can be risky and you smiled and said jab tera pani nikalne wala hoga to bata dena me uth jaunga aur mu me lungi.
Mene bola tu apne bhai ka cum swallow karegi? You replied ha bhujha de meri pyas pila de pani apne lund ka apni randi behen ko
Now i grabbed your hairs and smooched you so fucking hard that you started bleeding from your lips and you started riding me hard. Charging like a mad bitch you are riding me so hard in and out we both are dirty talking to each other while fucking. You tell me bhabhi bhi aise hi chudti hai kya tere se i said ha chudti to hai lekin maza tu hi zada de rahi hai you started laughing while jumping on my dick screaming ahhhhh bhai maza aaraha hai zindagi me bohat logo se chudi lekin bhai se chudne ka maza pehli bar mil raha hai ahhhhh bhai itna sukoon kabhi nahi mila mujhe aahhhhhhhhh
Chodte chodte i start pressing your boobs hard and you tell me bhai daba mat chus le unko pura i now start sucking your perky tits i tell you spit on those boobs so that i can taste your spit while sucking them hard and you gladly do so ahhh behen aaj jeewan ka asli maza aaya hai har kisi ko behen chodne ka mauka nahi milta hum dono lucky hai you said mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai lekin me bhi darti thi kaise chudungi tujhse i also said me bhi darta tha yar lekin tujhe dekh k hilata bohat tha ghar ja k You said ahhhhhh bhai chodte reh tera lund itna bada hai pura andar tak feel ho raha hai mera hojaega i bit your tits. Now we both changed our position in the car and started doing it in reverse cowgirl while you started jumping on my dick i started biting you on your shoulders and holding you from your tits. Ahhh bhai maza aaraha hai tu mere andar pani mat nikalna yar apna baccha pata nahi tujhe papa bolega ya mama we cannot have kids together. I said ha mera nikalne wala hai you asked me while being fucked bhabhi ko kaha lena pasand hai tera pani, i said usko to chut k andar lena pasand hai pura pani you replied swallow nahi karti mene kaha nahi usi chut swallow karti hai and we both started smiling looking at each other
While looking at each other you said mujhe chut me nahi apne mu me lena hai pani bhai pila de mujhe please as soon as i heard this i said nikal jaega and you said pila de jaldi and i started screaming ahhhh aane wala hai and you jumped from my dick and brought your face towards my dick and put my dick inside your mouth and started stroking it like hell hard and came all inside your mouth. Such a huge mess it was you swallowed all my cum and showed me your mouth while doing that but you are such a slut that after swallowing the cum you kissed me hard making me taste my own cum from your tongue. We both had a smoke after that and got ready to go to our homes.
Do you want Chapter 2 ?
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2024.02.03 07:53 abe_oh_safed_kapda Help regarding college friendships!!!!!
So i am a first year student. To give context i have been part of a friend group in first semester but most of them are instagram addicts not doing anything which is different than what i like (they can like it but they force me on it), the definition for fun to them is playing pubg or making racial and communal jokes.
they all make the same kind of jokes tune mera lund liya nahi teri toh chut hai, and all that shit. I on the opposite have very different interest and like different things, but it gets supressed being with them. They have also made groups in the groups
there is specifically one person in the group whom i dont like much, he is egoistic, communal, casteist, and a racist. He makes all sort of jokes on people but is always grumpy and since he is always there in the group i have kinda started avoiding the group. He also has a friend who is similar to him in the same group. He is nice if i hangout with him but as soon as everyone comes he turns into a maniac.
but there also my good friends in there so i can't cut them out totally. I would say everyone some way or other hate each other but in the end be nice to each other. They all just do is make fun of each other rather than encouraging.
So please tell me how can i maintain my friendship while avoiding these people. and will it be good if i change my group now, like will it be fine.
Tldr: chutiyon ki group me fass gaya hu koi tareeka batado so i can avoid em while still being on good terms with some of them.
educational_info: kuch kar raha hu
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they all make the same kind of jokes tune mera lund liya nahi teri toh chut hai, and all that shit. I on the opposite have very different interest and like different things, but it gets supressed being with them. They have also made groups in the groups
there is specifically one person in the group whom i dont like much, he is egoistic, communal, casteist, and a racist. He makes all sort of jokes on people but is always grumpy and since he is always there in the group i have kinda started avoiding the group. He also has a friend who is similar to him in the same group. He is nice if i hangout with him but as soon as everyone comes he turns into a maniac.
but there also my good friends in there so i can't cut them out totally. I would say everyone some way or other hate each other but in the end be nice to each other. They all just do is make fun of each other rather than encouraging.
So please tell me how can i maintain my friendship while avoiding these people. and will it be good if i change my group now, like will it be fine.
Tldr: chutiyon ki group me fass gaya hu koi tareeka batado so i can avoid em while still being on good terms with some of them.
educational_info: kuch kar raha hu
2024.01.20 12:00 Classic_Camera_1315 Sexy panditayan ki chudai ki hot sex kahani
Hi readers, main Sunil apni kahani ka agla part leke aap sab ke saamne hazir hu. Aasha karta hu ki aap sab ko pichla part pasand aaya hoga. Agar aapne pichla part nahi padha hai, to pehle usko zaroor padh le.
Pichle part mein aap sab ne padha tha, ki mujhe apne ghar ke paas waale mandir ke pandit ki biwi bahut pasand thi. Wo hamare ghar ke saamne hi rehte the. Uski patni ka naam Anu tha, jisko imagine kar-kar ke main subha-shaam muth maarta tha.
Fir ek din maine usko bol diya ki main usse pyar karta tha, aur usne mujhe jawab mein thappad maar diya. Uske baad meri himmat hi nahi padi dobara poochne ki. Fir ek din achanak pandit ji chal base, aur meri Anu se baat ban gayi. Ab wo chudai ke liye ready thi. Chaliye ab aage badhte hai.
Anu mujhse milne ke liye aur sex karne ke liye tadap rahi thi. Mera bhi kuch aisa hi haal tha. Main ab agle din ki wait kar raha tha jab main usse milne wala tha.
Fir agle din main ghar se bike par college ke liye nikla. Main college nahi gaya, aur seedhe apne friend ke paas gaya. Maine uski shop par bike park ki, aur usko bola ki mujhe wapas chhodh kar aaye. Fir wo mujhe activa par bitha kar wapas chhodhne aaya.
Maine apna muh dhak liya tha, taaki kisi ko pata na chal jaye. Fir main pandit ke ghar ke saamne utra, aur jaldi se darwaza khol kar andar chala gaya. Maine Anu ko pehle se bol rakha tha ki wo darwaza khula rakhe.
Jab main andar gaya, to Anu meri wait kar rahi thi. Usne white colour ki kurti, aur maroon leggings pehni hui thi. Uska bhara hua badan un kapdon mein bahut sexy lag raha tha. Wo kisi cake ki tarah lag rahi thi jisko main aaj khaane wala tha.
Mujhe dekh kar wo smile karte hue mere paas aayi. Fir hum dono gale mile, aur jaise hi main usse gale mila, uske mote boobs meri chhati mein dabb gaye. Maza hi aa gaya doston usko gale se laga kar. Mujhe josh chadh gaya, aur main uski gardan par kiss karne laga. Tabhi usne mujhe roka aur boli-
Anu: Yaha nahi, upar chalte hai.
Fir usne baahar ke darwaze ki kundi lagayi, aur mere aage-aage upar jaane lagi. Main uske peeche tha, aur seediyan chadhte hue uski matakti gaand dekh kar uttejit ho raha tha. Upar jaate hi maine usko baahon mein bhar liya, aur apne honth uske hontho se mila diye.
Ab hum paaglon ki tarah ek-doosre ke honth choosne lage. Kya swaad tha uske hontho ka, ek-dum zabardast. Main honth chooste hue uske chootad dababe laga jisse wo aur uttejit hone lagi. Kya soft chootad the uske, dabane mein bahut maza aa raha tha. Uske badan ki khushu meri vaasna ko aur badha rahi thi.
Takreeban 10 minute tak hum dono ek-doosre ke honth chooste rahe. Jab hum alag hue, to hum dono ki saanse chadhi hui thi, aur uske hontho ki lipstick main khaa chuka tha. Fir maine usko deewar ke sath lagaya, aur uski kurti utaar di. Andar se uske bra mein kasse hue gore-gore boobs baahar aa gaye.
Main uski gardan choomne laga, aur clevage mein muh daal kar usko chaatne-choomne laga. Badi garmi thi uski cleavage mein, aur mujhe bada maza aa raha tha. Maine choomte hue usko ghuma diya, aur uski peeth choomne laga. Fir maine uski bra ke hook khol kar usko utaar diya.
Ab main uski nangi peeth choomte hue neeche gaya, aur uski leggings neeche kheench kar utaar di. Uske badan par ab sirf panty bachi thi neele rang ki. Panty mein uski gaand kya kamaal lag rahi thi. Fir maine panty ke upar se uski gaand par kiss kiya, aur panty utaar di.
Ab wo nangi doosri taraf muh karke khadi thi. Fir maine uske chootadon par kiss kiye, aur usko ghuma liya. Wo sharma kar mujhse apni chut chhupane lagi. Lekin maine uske hath hataye chut mein aur apna muh daal liya. Main uski chut ko chaatne laga, aur wo pagal hone lagi. Chut bahut paani chhodh rahi thi.
Fir maine usko bed par litaya, aur apne saare kapde utaar diye. Mera tagda lund dekh kar wo khush ho gayi. Main uske upar aaya, aur taange khol kar lund ko chut par ragadne laga. Wo ahh ahh ki siskiyan bhar rahi thi, aur gaand utha kar lund andar lene ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Tabhi maine zor ka dhakka maar kar poora lund uski garam chut mein utaar diya. Wo ahh ahh karke tadapne lagi. Lekin maine uske upar bhaar daal kar usko hilne nahi diya. Fir main dheere-dheere lund andar-baahar karke usko chodne laga.
Kuch der tak usko dard hua, lekin kuch hi minto mein uska dard chala gaya, aur usko maza aane laga. Ab wo meri taraf dekh kar smile kar rahi thi. Maine apne honth uske hontho se lagaye, aur tezi se dhakke deke uski chut chodni shuru kar di. Chut ke paani se chap-chap ki aur jaanghon se jaanghen takrane se phat-phat ki awaaz aa rahi thi. Jannat ka maza agar kahi mil sakta tha, to wo mujhe mil raha tha.
Fir hamne position change ki. Wo mere upar aayi, aur lund chut mein leke uchalne lage. Maine uske uchalte hue boobs pakde, aur neeche se bhi dhakke dene laga. Uske chehre par mujhe charam sukh nazar aa raha tha. Kuch der uchalne ke baad wo mere lund se utri, aur fir ghutno par aa kar apne aap hi ghodi ban gayi. Maine socha pandit ki biwi poori shaukeen thi.
Fir maine peeche se uski chut mein lund dala, aur ghapa-ghap usko chodne laga. Thap-thap ki awaazo ke sath main usko full speed mein chod raha tha. Wo ahh ahh karke mere lund ka maza le rahi thi. 10 minute aur chodne ke baad maine apna maal uski gaand par nikaal diya.
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Pichle part mein aap sab ne padha tha, ki mujhe apne ghar ke paas waale mandir ke pandit ki biwi bahut pasand thi. Wo hamare ghar ke saamne hi rehte the. Uski patni ka naam Anu tha, jisko imagine kar-kar ke main subha-shaam muth maarta tha.
Fir ek din maine usko bol diya ki main usse pyar karta tha, aur usne mujhe jawab mein thappad maar diya. Uske baad meri himmat hi nahi padi dobara poochne ki. Fir ek din achanak pandit ji chal base, aur meri Anu se baat ban gayi. Ab wo chudai ke liye ready thi. Chaliye ab aage badhte hai.
Anu mujhse milne ke liye aur sex karne ke liye tadap rahi thi. Mera bhi kuch aisa hi haal tha. Main ab agle din ki wait kar raha tha jab main usse milne wala tha.
Fir agle din main ghar se bike par college ke liye nikla. Main college nahi gaya, aur seedhe apne friend ke paas gaya. Maine uski shop par bike park ki, aur usko bola ki mujhe wapas chhodh kar aaye. Fir wo mujhe activa par bitha kar wapas chhodhne aaya.
Maine apna muh dhak liya tha, taaki kisi ko pata na chal jaye. Fir main pandit ke ghar ke saamne utra, aur jaldi se darwaza khol kar andar chala gaya. Maine Anu ko pehle se bol rakha tha ki wo darwaza khula rakhe.
Jab main andar gaya, to Anu meri wait kar rahi thi. Usne white colour ki kurti, aur maroon leggings pehni hui thi. Uska bhara hua badan un kapdon mein bahut sexy lag raha tha. Wo kisi cake ki tarah lag rahi thi jisko main aaj khaane wala tha.
Mujhe dekh kar wo smile karte hue mere paas aayi. Fir hum dono gale mile, aur jaise hi main usse gale mila, uske mote boobs meri chhati mein dabb gaye. Maza hi aa gaya doston usko gale se laga kar. Mujhe josh chadh gaya, aur main uski gardan par kiss karne laga. Tabhi usne mujhe roka aur boli-
Anu: Yaha nahi, upar chalte hai.
Fir usne baahar ke darwaze ki kundi lagayi, aur mere aage-aage upar jaane lagi. Main uske peeche tha, aur seediyan chadhte hue uski matakti gaand dekh kar uttejit ho raha tha. Upar jaate hi maine usko baahon mein bhar liya, aur apne honth uske hontho se mila diye.
Ab hum paaglon ki tarah ek-doosre ke honth choosne lage. Kya swaad tha uske hontho ka, ek-dum zabardast. Main honth chooste hue uske chootad dababe laga jisse wo aur uttejit hone lagi. Kya soft chootad the uske, dabane mein bahut maza aa raha tha. Uske badan ki khushu meri vaasna ko aur badha rahi thi.
Takreeban 10 minute tak hum dono ek-doosre ke honth chooste rahe. Jab hum alag hue, to hum dono ki saanse chadhi hui thi, aur uske hontho ki lipstick main khaa chuka tha. Fir maine usko deewar ke sath lagaya, aur uski kurti utaar di. Andar se uske bra mein kasse hue gore-gore boobs baahar aa gaye.
Main uski gardan choomne laga, aur clevage mein muh daal kar usko chaatne-choomne laga. Badi garmi thi uski cleavage mein, aur mujhe bada maza aa raha tha. Maine choomte hue usko ghuma diya, aur uski peeth choomne laga. Fir maine uski bra ke hook khol kar usko utaar diya.
Ab main uski nangi peeth choomte hue neeche gaya, aur uski leggings neeche kheench kar utaar di. Uske badan par ab sirf panty bachi thi neele rang ki. Panty mein uski gaand kya kamaal lag rahi thi. Fir maine panty ke upar se uski gaand par kiss kiya, aur panty utaar di.
Ab wo nangi doosri taraf muh karke khadi thi. Fir maine uske chootadon par kiss kiye, aur usko ghuma liya. Wo sharma kar mujhse apni chut chhupane lagi. Lekin maine uske hath hataye chut mein aur apna muh daal liya. Main uski chut ko chaatne laga, aur wo pagal hone lagi. Chut bahut paani chhodh rahi thi.
Fir maine usko bed par litaya, aur apne saare kapde utaar diye. Mera tagda lund dekh kar wo khush ho gayi. Main uske upar aaya, aur taange khol kar lund ko chut par ragadne laga. Wo ahh ahh ki siskiyan bhar rahi thi, aur gaand utha kar lund andar lene ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Tabhi maine zor ka dhakka maar kar poora lund uski garam chut mein utaar diya. Wo ahh ahh karke tadapne lagi. Lekin maine uske upar bhaar daal kar usko hilne nahi diya. Fir main dheere-dheere lund andar-baahar karke usko chodne laga.
Kuch der tak usko dard hua, lekin kuch hi minto mein uska dard chala gaya, aur usko maza aane laga. Ab wo meri taraf dekh kar smile kar rahi thi. Maine apne honth uske hontho se lagaye, aur tezi se dhakke deke uski chut chodni shuru kar di. Chut ke paani se chap-chap ki aur jaanghon se jaanghen takrane se phat-phat ki awaaz aa rahi thi. Jannat ka maza agar kahi mil sakta tha, to wo mujhe mil raha tha.
Fir hamne position change ki. Wo mere upar aayi, aur lund chut mein leke uchalne lage. Maine uske uchalte hue boobs pakde, aur neeche se bhi dhakke dene laga. Uske chehre par mujhe charam sukh nazar aa raha tha. Kuch der uchalne ke baad wo mere lund se utri, aur fir ghutno par aa kar apne aap hi ghodi ban gayi. Maine socha pandit ki biwi poori shaukeen thi.
Fir maine peeche se uski chut mein lund dala, aur ghapa-ghap usko chodne laga. Thap-thap ki awaazo ke sath main usko full speed mein chod raha tha. Wo ahh ahh karke mere lund ka maza le rahi thi. 10 minute aur chodne ke baad maine apna maal uski gaand par nikaal diya.
Best New Hindi Sexy Stories
2024.01.11 19:31 Able-Mud9115 yeah practicals ki mkc sala
madarchod sala bhn ka lauda expect kar raha hai ki smajh aye lund smajh aa raha hai bhosdikae
aur youtube mein koe maa ka lala kyu nahi banaya hai bhnchod sahi video madarchod bc bhag bhn ki chut optical experiment fuck you
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aur youtube mein koe maa ka lala kyu nahi banaya hai bhnchod sahi video madarchod bc bhag bhn ki chut optical experiment fuck you
2024.01.05 18:26 Specialist-Try-8823 Bruh what is this???
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2023.12.21 16:46 Certain_Classic2806 Sali, adhi gharwali 2
So, the Golden chance
The day when my wife went for work, there was heavy rainfall. That day, both me and sister in law were out to our friends home. After returning, we saw that her room was flooded due to the leakings in the roof. Her bed was also completely soaked. She said to "aiya jiju deko na, mera pura kambal bijj gaya. Abhi ham kaha soiga". I said, "ghar mein to or bedding nai hain, hojaiga... Ajkal tm mera bed mein sojao. Ham kahi mein adjust karlega". After having dinner she went to my bed and I went to sofa with a very thing blanket. Seeing that she called me and said "ajj keliye yaha sojao aap, itna thanda mein kese soiga?". Even though my heart was pounding to go with her, Harami me acted like I was being reluctant to go with her. But eventually I went to bed with her.
In the bed we didn't talk at all. There was complete silence. This went for about 2 hours or so. Suddenly her feet crossed my feet. I was dumbfounded and thought "this is it" untill I noticed she was in deep sleep and moving in her dream. Despite that I couldn't control my self and with great courage I put my hand on her belly. Omg, can't even tell how soft and pluffy her belly was. After few mins I started to go upwards little by little. However, I couldn't gather enough courage to press her b**bs.
I again tried to touch it by my point finger but she was moving suddenly in her sleep. I tried and tried but I was literally too scared to do so. This went on for about more 2 hours and I suddenly felt asleep.
Next day when I woke up, I didn't see her. She went to her friends house again. I was regretting thinking about previous night. I had a golden chance but wasn't able to do anything.
Until, that night she got sick. Her blankets were still wet so I told her to sleep with me again and offered to massage her head.
In the bed, I massaged her whole body and after we both went sleep. I don't what happened but I didn't want to do anything lewd to her while she was sick.
Until, around 2:00 am she woke me up and told me that her head is pounding and she need a massage. I was so damn sleepy therefore told her to get in my arms to massage her while laying down. She came came to arms and started rubbing her head. After 20 mins, I was in state similar to drunk. Nonetheless, my lund instinct suddenly grabbed her ass🤤. God damn it was juicy. She didn't reacted at all. I don't know if she was asleep or not. After that, I slowly slowly moved towards her to kiss but as soon as I came close to her lips, she moves away. I repeatedly tried to kiss her for about 3-4 times but each time she moves away.
Suddenly, I got scared as hell thinking about the all consequences I could be facing if she decides to tell all these to my wife. I could not have beared all the shame and clashes with her and my family. I won't be able to face anyone. That is why, I didn't go any further then that.
Thinking back about that time, I am really glad I didn't do anything more. Not only I couldn't have made peace with myself knowing that I did something so terrible to my wife who supported me in my worst times, Also if my sister in law decided to marry me too, my whole life would have ruined. As I am coming to know that at that time she was already pregnant with her ex boyfriend and had a boyfriend simultaneously.
Moral of the story: satark rahe hamesha, jitna bhi mann lalchaye! Ek chut ke chakkar mein, jindagi hi na chud jaye!
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The day when my wife went for work, there was heavy rainfall. That day, both me and sister in law were out to our friends home. After returning, we saw that her room was flooded due to the leakings in the roof. Her bed was also completely soaked. She said to "aiya jiju deko na, mera pura kambal bijj gaya. Abhi ham kaha soiga". I said, "ghar mein to or bedding nai hain, hojaiga... Ajkal tm mera bed mein sojao. Ham kahi mein adjust karlega". After having dinner she went to my bed and I went to sofa with a very thing blanket. Seeing that she called me and said "ajj keliye yaha sojao aap, itna thanda mein kese soiga?". Even though my heart was pounding to go with her, Harami me acted like I was being reluctant to go with her. But eventually I went to bed with her.
In the bed we didn't talk at all. There was complete silence. This went for about 2 hours or so. Suddenly her feet crossed my feet. I was dumbfounded and thought "this is it" untill I noticed she was in deep sleep and moving in her dream. Despite that I couldn't control my self and with great courage I put my hand on her belly. Omg, can't even tell how soft and pluffy her belly was. After few mins I started to go upwards little by little. However, I couldn't gather enough courage to press her b**bs.
I again tried to touch it by my point finger but she was moving suddenly in her sleep. I tried and tried but I was literally too scared to do so. This went on for about more 2 hours and I suddenly felt asleep.
Next day when I woke up, I didn't see her. She went to her friends house again. I was regretting thinking about previous night. I had a golden chance but wasn't able to do anything.
Until, that night she got sick. Her blankets were still wet so I told her to sleep with me again and offered to massage her head.
In the bed, I massaged her whole body and after we both went sleep. I don't what happened but I didn't want to do anything lewd to her while she was sick.
Until, around 2:00 am she woke me up and told me that her head is pounding and she need a massage. I was so damn sleepy therefore told her to get in my arms to massage her while laying down. She came came to arms and started rubbing her head. After 20 mins, I was in state similar to drunk. Nonetheless, my lund instinct suddenly grabbed her ass🤤. God damn it was juicy. She didn't reacted at all. I don't know if she was asleep or not. After that, I slowly slowly moved towards her to kiss but as soon as I came close to her lips, she moves away. I repeatedly tried to kiss her for about 3-4 times but each time she moves away.
Suddenly, I got scared as hell thinking about the all consequences I could be facing if she decides to tell all these to my wife. I could not have beared all the shame and clashes with her and my family. I won't be able to face anyone. That is why, I didn't go any further then that.
Thinking back about that time, I am really glad I didn't do anything more. Not only I couldn't have made peace with myself knowing that I did something so terrible to my wife who supported me in my worst times, Also if my sister in law decided to marry me too, my whole life would have ruined. As I am coming to know that at that time she was already pregnant with her ex boyfriend and had a boyfriend simultaneously.
Moral of the story: satark rahe hamesha, jitna bhi mann lalchaye! Ek chut ke chakkar mein, jindagi hi na chud jaye!
2023.12.15 20:53 PhilosophyGlass661 रंडी रोना
chemistry jaisa chutya madarchod bhadwa bhenchod lund loda lodi lodu chhhakkka bhosdika subject JEE walo ko kyu padhna padta hai. nihayti chutyapa chalta hai yaha, kyu ratta maaru mai ye bakchodi. aage chalke kaam ayega kisiko ye ghatiyapan?? madarchod jo topic aaye usme ratta lagana hota hai. dunya se iska astitva mitana chahiye behenchod kisko fayda hua hai ye padhke? iski ma ki chut iski ma ka bhosda iski maa raandiiiiii fuuuuucuuucckkkkkk
koi solution/suggestion lene nahi aaya. samay nahi bacha ab ye subject padhne ka. gussa utarna tha bas
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2023.12.12 07:08 Glum-Fox-7376 uncle ji mujhe chut dikha dijye mera lund uchal rha hai
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2023.12.02 19:08 redditkiimkc Nind ki maa ki chut, mai subah ke 4 baje tk padhunga... Aur din bhar sounga, koi anti sleep pill recommend krdo, mere se nhi ho rha bahinchod 12pm baje sota hu, 11 am ko uthta hu, chud gayi he jindagi... Mkc nind ki
Socha tha Winter me cumback karunga, lund ka comeback bhenchod din ka 9-10 hours ki sleep le rha chudi padi he jindagi...
Bhagwaan ne sab acha banaye, par ye nind jaisi chijo ko nhi banana chahiye tha. Ka ash insaan 24 hours bina thake kaam kr skte....
Upar wale mujhe bachale...
Bye guys subah 4 se pehle ek aur post krdunga good night take care... Socha tha subah uth ke walk pe jaunga, aji chut Mera, ye bhosdiwala kumbhakaran 10 baje se pehle uthega nhi to lund jayega walk pe...
Khair chodho tum jao sone, good night
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Bhagwaan ne sab acha banaye, par ye nind jaisi chijo ko nhi banana chahiye tha. Ka ash insaan 24 hours bina thake kaam kr skte....
Upar wale mujhe bachale...
Bye guys subah 4 se pehle ek aur post krdunga good night take care... Socha tha subah uth ke walk pe jaunga, aji chut Mera, ye bhosdiwala kumbhakaran 10 baje se pehle uthega nhi to lund jayega walk pe...
Khair chodho tum jao sone, good night
2023.10.29 14:09 Tattismuggler Scam Alert
The funny part is, isne saari gaaliyan copy paste karke rakhi hui thi😂😂😂
I called the guy up, and there was this morbidly dead sound, as if it’s an 18 year old guy.
Please stay safe everyone.
Enjoy the screenshots.
Also for some reason I am unable mark it as NSFW, for the language, but marking it as a spoiler.
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I called the guy up, and there was this morbidly dead sound, as if it’s an 18 year old guy.
Please stay safe everyone.
Enjoy the screenshots.
Also for some reason I am unable mark it as NSFW, for the language, but marking it as a spoiler.
2023.10.19 17:21 Practical_Bread8047 Haseena Malik ki porn film
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2023.09.06 08:45 DankKid2410 Guys, ek meme list compile karte hai
We have had some great memes in 2022 and 2023. Can we compile the list?
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- Raga tweet on Bohemia: Par yeh Bohemia ni ban paayega
- Bantai: AA CHUSAMBA LE!!
- MC kode: Bawa Bawa Bawa
- $-Bantai couple
- Encore: Mere lund pe bajo collectively
- Muhfaad, Gaurav, Maharaj Trimurthy Dissociative Identity Disorder
- Stan: Aaj bhi vo pasand hai lekin vo.....
- Bantai: u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u
- Dogle pehle din se :27694:
- Bantai live: 18 million ka 10%
- Bantai live: Mat kar lala mat kar mazak lgra terko
- Bantai live: Sab bots hai
- Encore: Mai so rha hu bandi ke chucho pe
- $ - "Aww bura lga"
- Raftaar stage show: Behen ki chut!
- Raftaar: Bambai jaake gaand maraaye public, OOooooo
- Baaki comments pe bataado, edit karke daaldunga
- MC Stan: NI**** VIGGAAA MERE KO CHALTA RE KYUKI MERA NANAICH NI**RU THA -STAN
- Raftaar: Main kehta Madam Shorry
- Raftaar Muhfaad live: Gaurav smj ke muhfaad ko tum halke me loge? -abe dono hi halke hai
- Hierarchy Singh: Paaji Bol Bsdk
- MC STAN: Lavde 80k ke shoes hai tera Ghar jayega isme!
- Bantai: Sab AURAT hai!
2023.08.16 19:30 sanskarislut69 Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani – Part 69 – Sanju Ki Sagaayi
This story is part of the Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani series
Main apne ghar pohchaa aur sabne mera swagat kiya. Mom aur dad bade khush the. Bade bhaiya banglore mein the aur unse bhi baat hui. Agali subah mom dad baat kar rahe the aur un mein kuch kaha suni ho gayi. Maine wajah puchi toh mom se bataya ki Sanju ki shaadi hai aur woh dono kisi kaam ki wajah se nahin jaa paayegaye.
Main mann hi mann soch hi rahaa tha ki dad ne kaha ki main chala jaon. Main khush ho gaya. Mom ne bhi kahaa aur main thoada sa natak karke maan gaya.
Agale din main apne mamaji ke ghar Indore ke liye nikal pada. Sanju ki shaadi 3 din baad thi aur ladka Gurgaon se tha. Main mom dad ko mamaji ko mere aane ke baare mein batane se manaa kar diya, main un he aur khaskar Sanju ko surprise dena chahta tha.
Main jaise hi apne mamaji ke ghar Indore pohcha, ghar dekhkar dur se hi samjah gaya ki shaadi badi dhum dhaamse hone waali hai.
Jab main pohcha toh shaamko Sanju ki engagement ka function tha. Ladke waalon ki family bhi aachuki thi aur paas ke ek hotel mein unhe tehraaya gaya tha.
Main andar gaya toh ghar mein sab apne apne kaamon mein lage hue the. Na mujhe mamaji dikhe aur na hi mamiji. Maine ek sundar si ladki ke paas gaya, lekin usse pehle main usse kuch puchu mujhe pehli manzil par Sanju dikh gayi jo apne kamare mein jaa rahi thi. Maine us ladki se baat nahin ki aur pehli mazil ki taraf chala gaya.
Lekin woh ladki thi badi khub surat.
Maine upar gaya toh har jagah koi na koi kuch na kuch kaam mein laga hua tha. Main sidha Sanju ke kamre mein chala gaya jahaa woh shaam ke function ki apni dress try kar rahi thi. Woh apni choli kholne ki koshish kar rahi thi. Maine picche se jaakar uski choli ki dori khol di aur usse kamar se pakad liya. Sanju sehem gayi.
Sanju: Rajiv!
Me: Arre waah, pehchan liya?
Sanju: Aur nahin toh kya?
Aur Sanju meri taraf mudi aur hum dono ek dusare ki aankhon mein dekhne lage. Sanju bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi. Maine usse kaske pakad liya aur hum dono ke hoathon ek dum paas the.
Me: Shaadi kar rahi hai aur mujhe bataaya bhi nahin.
Sanju: Tu bhi toh Pune jaakar mujhe bhul gaya.
Me: Aur, kaun hai? Kya karta hai?
Sanju: Sushil naam hai aur Gurgaon mein doctor hai.
Me: Toh Sushil ne teri seal mein kuch kiya kya?
Sanju hasne lagi.
Sanju: Arre mere raja, tujhe toh pataa hi hai meri seal ke baare mein.
Hum dono hasne lage aur maine apne haath Sanju ki gand par rakh diye. Tabhi woh ladki aagayi jo mujhe niche dikhi thi. Maine Sanju se alag hona chaha, lekin Sanju ne mujhe kaske pakad liya.
Sanju: Arre Pooja, andar aaja aur darwaaza band karde.
Pooja: Accha ji, toh Sushil ko khush karne ki practice ho rahi hai.
Sanju: Arre meri jaan, yeh mera cousin hai, Rajiv, maine bataya thana?
Pooja: Maalish waala?
Sanju: Haan wohi!
Main in dono ki baatein sunkar dang reh gaya. Lekin phir mein samajh gaya ki yeh aapas mein khul chuki hai. Maine Sanju ka pallu hataya aur uski low cut waali choli mein se uske mast mammon ko chum liya.
Pooja: Lagta hai phir se maalish karne ke mood mein hai.
Me: Pooja ji, aap kahe toh aapki bhi maalish kardu.
Pooja: Abhi toh aap apni Sanju ko sehlaalo, shaadi ke baad yeh aapke haath nahin aani.
Me: Toh kya hua, aap toh hai na?
Pooja hasne lagi. Sanju ne meri jeans par se mere khade lund ko sehlaaya. Pooja usse yeh karte hue dekh rahi thi.
Tabhi baahar se mamiji ki awaaz hai aur hum alag hog aye. Main jaakar sab ghar waalon se milaa aur sabhi bade khush hue. Maine mamiji ko mom ne bheje hue saare gifts diye. Pooja bhi mujhe chup chupkar dekh rahi thi. Kab shaam ho gayi pataa hi nahin chala.
Shaam ke function ke liye maine kurta paijama pehna hua tha aur Sushil bhi apni family ke saath aaya hua tha. Sushil dikhne mein itna kuch khaas nahin tha, lekin uski body kisi pehelwaan se kam nahin thi.
Kuch der mein function shuru hone waala tha aur main bhi aangan mein dusare mehmaanon ke saath baatein kar raha tha. Achanak meri nazar Pooja par padi jo mujhe ishaare se bulaa rahi thi. Main bhi sabki nazar bachakar uske paas chala gaya.
Woh parde ke picche khadi thi aur jaate hi maine uski kamar mein haath daal diya. Usne mere kaan ke paas aakar kahaa.
Pooja: Sanju bulaa rahi hai.
Me: Kyu?
Pooja: Kuch personal kaam hai.
Me: Kahaa?
Pooja: Upar, uske kamre ke paas waale storeroom mein.
Me: Thik hai.
Main jhatse upar gaya aur Pooja bhi mere picche picche aagayi. Storeroom ke andar jaate hi Pooja ne baahar se darwaaza band kar diya. Lekin woh darwaaze ki tute kaanch mein se andar jhaank rahi thi. Andar andhera tha aur Sanju mere paas aayi.
Me: Kya hua Sanju?
Sanju: Rajiv yaar, meri chut mein aag lagi hui hai. Sex karna chahti hu.
Me: Abhi?
Sanju: Nahin, Shaadi waale din. Arre yaar bahut chu luth rahi hai, tere lund ka hi sahaara hai.
Me: Arre lekin Sushil aur uski family aa chuki hai.
Sanju: Tu woh sab choad, bas tu aaja na yaara.
Main Sanju ki aankhon mein hawas ka toofan dekh liya tha. Maine usse chumna shur kar diya. Sanju bhi mera pura saath de rahi thi. Storeroom ghar ke ek kone mein tha, lekin uski tuti khaidki se niche aangan mein chal raha pura function dikhai de raha tha.
Maine Sanju ki choli ke upar se hi uske mast mammen dabaana shur kar diye. Mujhe pataa tha ki yeh time, time gawaane ka nahin hai, is liye maine turant apne paijaame ka naada khul diya.
Sanju ne bhi binaa waqt barbaad kiye niche baithkar mera kurta upar kar diya aur mera lund baahar nikaal liya. Maine mudkar Pooja ki taraf deka jiski nazar mere lund par tiki hui thi. Sanju ke muh mein jaate hi mera lund puri tarha se kadak ho gaya.
Kuch der mere lund ko chusane ke baad Sanju jhatse khadi ho gayi aur usne dhyaan se apne sar se pallu utaarkar side par rakh diya. Main uske picche hi khadaa tha. Maine uski choli di dono doriyaan kholi di aur picche se uska lehnga utha liya.
Sanju: Bharde meri burr ko mere raja.
Aur maine apna lund picche se Sanju ki chut mein daal diya. Sanju ne panty nahin pehni hui thi. Pehle toh maine khade khade hi Sanju ko choadna shuru kar diya, lekin kuch der mein hi usse sahaare ki zaroorat padne lagi. Sanju aage hokar tuti hui khidki se sattkar khadi ho gayi. Tute hue kaanch mein se niche ka saara nazaara dikhai de raha tha.
Ab Sanju mujhe se chudwaa rahi thi aur tute hue sishe mein se apne hone waale pati ko dekh rahi thi.
Sanju: Zor se choad na meri jaan.
Me: Mazze lele aaj, phir toh us Sushil ke niche hi jaana hai.
Sanju: Aaaaaahh Rajiv, dua karke Sushil ka lund kamse kam tere jitna ho.
Me: Aaaaaahhh meri jaan, pehle mere lund se toh nipat le.
Maine mudkar dekha toh Pooja abhi bhi humaari chudaayi dekh rahi thi. Main jaise jaise apni speed badaa raha tha, Sanju ki siskiya badne lagi thi aur uske saare jism par lade gehnon mein se awaaz aane lagi thi. Sanju bhi mast jo kar apni gaand matkaa matkaa kar chudaayi ka puraa mazaa le rahi thi.
Sanju: Aaaaaahhh.. Uuuffff!
Sanju ki chut sikudne lagi thi aur mera lund aur kadka ho gaya tha. Tahi humne niche se Sanju ko bulaane ki awaaz suni. Pooja ne jhatse andar aakar darwaaza band kiya.
Pooja: Chalna Sanju, sab bulaa rahe hai.
Sanju apni chut chudwaate hue mast thi. Maine bhi uske lehngaye ko sambhaalte hue uske chut mein puri tezi se apna lund pele jaa raha tha.
Pooja: Sanju, sab bulaa rahe hai.
Sanju: Rukkkk na do minute… Aaaaahhhhh!
Me: Main nikalne waala hu Sanju.
Lekin mujhse pehle Sanju nidhaal ho gayi.
Sanju: Haaye main toh gayiiii..
Aur Sanju ki chut ke rass ne mere lund ko bhigokar rakh diya. Maine uski chut ke garmi se khush ho gaya tha aur paas khadi Pooja ki gand sehlaane laga.
Jab Pooja ne meri taraf dekha toh maine usse aankhn maar di. Agale hi pal mera bhi maal nikal gaya aur maine usse Sanju ki garma garam chut mein nikaal diya.
Maine apna malai se bharaa hua lund Sanju ki chut se baahar nikaala. Sanju ne Pooja ko ishaar kiya aur usne uske kapade thik karne mein uski madat ki. Pooja mere abhi bhi khade lund ko dekhe jaa rahi thi. Sanju ne apne saare kapade thik karke ek baar tutr hue mirrio mein dekha aur chal padi. Usne do kadam waapas liye aur mujhe chum liya.
Sanju: Thanks mere laudu!
Aur mujhe aankhen maarkar storeroom se chali gayi. Main kuch der wohi raha. Apne kapade thik kiye aur tuti hui khidki se niche dekha toh Sanju Sushil ko dekhkar muskuraa rahi thi.
Phir main Pooja ko dekhne lagaa. Uske mamme Sanju se thoade choate the, lekin uska figure kamaal ka tha.
Main uske baare mein soch hi raha tha ki usne meri taraf dekha. Maine usse aankhn maari. Usne bhi aankhen maar di. Yeh aankhen maarna uski chut maarne ka ishara tha.
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Main apne ghar pohchaa aur sabne mera swagat kiya. Mom aur dad bade khush the. Bade bhaiya banglore mein the aur unse bhi baat hui. Agali subah mom dad baat kar rahe the aur un mein kuch kaha suni ho gayi. Maine wajah puchi toh mom se bataya ki Sanju ki shaadi hai aur woh dono kisi kaam ki wajah se nahin jaa paayegaye.
Main mann hi mann soch hi rahaa tha ki dad ne kaha ki main chala jaon. Main khush ho gaya. Mom ne bhi kahaa aur main thoada sa natak karke maan gaya.
Agale din main apne mamaji ke ghar Indore ke liye nikal pada. Sanju ki shaadi 3 din baad thi aur ladka Gurgaon se tha. Main mom dad ko mamaji ko mere aane ke baare mein batane se manaa kar diya, main un he aur khaskar Sanju ko surprise dena chahta tha.
Main jaise hi apne mamaji ke ghar Indore pohcha, ghar dekhkar dur se hi samjah gaya ki shaadi badi dhum dhaamse hone waali hai.
Jab main pohcha toh shaamko Sanju ki engagement ka function tha. Ladke waalon ki family bhi aachuki thi aur paas ke ek hotel mein unhe tehraaya gaya tha.
Main andar gaya toh ghar mein sab apne apne kaamon mein lage hue the. Na mujhe mamaji dikhe aur na hi mamiji. Maine ek sundar si ladki ke paas gaya, lekin usse pehle main usse kuch puchu mujhe pehli manzil par Sanju dikh gayi jo apne kamare mein jaa rahi thi. Maine us ladki se baat nahin ki aur pehli mazil ki taraf chala gaya.
Lekin woh ladki thi badi khub surat.
Maine upar gaya toh har jagah koi na koi kuch na kuch kaam mein laga hua tha. Main sidha Sanju ke kamre mein chala gaya jahaa woh shaam ke function ki apni dress try kar rahi thi. Woh apni choli kholne ki koshish kar rahi thi. Maine picche se jaakar uski choli ki dori khol di aur usse kamar se pakad liya. Sanju sehem gayi.
Sanju: Rajiv!
Me: Arre waah, pehchan liya?
Sanju: Aur nahin toh kya?
Aur Sanju meri taraf mudi aur hum dono ek dusare ki aankhon mein dekhne lage. Sanju bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi. Maine usse kaske pakad liya aur hum dono ke hoathon ek dum paas the.
Me: Shaadi kar rahi hai aur mujhe bataaya bhi nahin.
Sanju: Tu bhi toh Pune jaakar mujhe bhul gaya.
Me: Aur, kaun hai? Kya karta hai?
Sanju: Sushil naam hai aur Gurgaon mein doctor hai.
Me: Toh Sushil ne teri seal mein kuch kiya kya?
Sanju hasne lagi.
Sanju: Arre mere raja, tujhe toh pataa hi hai meri seal ke baare mein.
Hum dono hasne lage aur maine apne haath Sanju ki gand par rakh diye. Tabhi woh ladki aagayi jo mujhe niche dikhi thi. Maine Sanju se alag hona chaha, lekin Sanju ne mujhe kaske pakad liya.
Sanju: Arre Pooja, andar aaja aur darwaaza band karde.
Pooja: Accha ji, toh Sushil ko khush karne ki practice ho rahi hai.
Sanju: Arre meri jaan, yeh mera cousin hai, Rajiv, maine bataya thana?
Pooja: Maalish waala?
Sanju: Haan wohi!
Main in dono ki baatein sunkar dang reh gaya. Lekin phir mein samajh gaya ki yeh aapas mein khul chuki hai. Maine Sanju ka pallu hataya aur uski low cut waali choli mein se uske mast mammon ko chum liya.
Pooja: Lagta hai phir se maalish karne ke mood mein hai.
Me: Pooja ji, aap kahe toh aapki bhi maalish kardu.
Pooja: Abhi toh aap apni Sanju ko sehlaalo, shaadi ke baad yeh aapke haath nahin aani.
Me: Toh kya hua, aap toh hai na?
Pooja hasne lagi. Sanju ne meri jeans par se mere khade lund ko sehlaaya. Pooja usse yeh karte hue dekh rahi thi.
Tabhi baahar se mamiji ki awaaz hai aur hum alag hog aye. Main jaakar sab ghar waalon se milaa aur sabhi bade khush hue. Maine mamiji ko mom ne bheje hue saare gifts diye. Pooja bhi mujhe chup chupkar dekh rahi thi. Kab shaam ho gayi pataa hi nahin chala.
Shaam ke function ke liye maine kurta paijama pehna hua tha aur Sushil bhi apni family ke saath aaya hua tha. Sushil dikhne mein itna kuch khaas nahin tha, lekin uski body kisi pehelwaan se kam nahin thi.
Kuch der mein function shuru hone waala tha aur main bhi aangan mein dusare mehmaanon ke saath baatein kar raha tha. Achanak meri nazar Pooja par padi jo mujhe ishaare se bulaa rahi thi. Main bhi sabki nazar bachakar uske paas chala gaya.
Woh parde ke picche khadi thi aur jaate hi maine uski kamar mein haath daal diya. Usne mere kaan ke paas aakar kahaa.
Pooja: Sanju bulaa rahi hai.
Me: Kyu?
Pooja: Kuch personal kaam hai.
Me: Kahaa?
Pooja: Upar, uske kamre ke paas waale storeroom mein.
Me: Thik hai.
Main jhatse upar gaya aur Pooja bhi mere picche picche aagayi. Storeroom ke andar jaate hi Pooja ne baahar se darwaaza band kar diya. Lekin woh darwaaze ki tute kaanch mein se andar jhaank rahi thi. Andar andhera tha aur Sanju mere paas aayi.
Me: Kya hua Sanju?
Sanju: Rajiv yaar, meri chut mein aag lagi hui hai. Sex karna chahti hu.
Me: Abhi?
Sanju: Nahin, Shaadi waale din. Arre yaar bahut chu luth rahi hai, tere lund ka hi sahaara hai.
Me: Arre lekin Sushil aur uski family aa chuki hai.
Sanju: Tu woh sab choad, bas tu aaja na yaara.
Main Sanju ki aankhon mein hawas ka toofan dekh liya tha. Maine usse chumna shur kar diya. Sanju bhi mera pura saath de rahi thi. Storeroom ghar ke ek kone mein tha, lekin uski tuti khaidki se niche aangan mein chal raha pura function dikhai de raha tha.
Maine Sanju ki choli ke upar se hi uske mast mammen dabaana shur kar diye. Mujhe pataa tha ki yeh time, time gawaane ka nahin hai, is liye maine turant apne paijaame ka naada khul diya.
Sanju ne bhi binaa waqt barbaad kiye niche baithkar mera kurta upar kar diya aur mera lund baahar nikaal liya. Maine mudkar Pooja ki taraf deka jiski nazar mere lund par tiki hui thi. Sanju ke muh mein jaate hi mera lund puri tarha se kadak ho gaya.
Kuch der mere lund ko chusane ke baad Sanju jhatse khadi ho gayi aur usne dhyaan se apne sar se pallu utaarkar side par rakh diya. Main uske picche hi khadaa tha. Maine uski choli di dono doriyaan kholi di aur picche se uska lehnga utha liya.
Sanju: Bharde meri burr ko mere raja.
Aur maine apna lund picche se Sanju ki chut mein daal diya. Sanju ne panty nahin pehni hui thi. Pehle toh maine khade khade hi Sanju ko choadna shuru kar diya, lekin kuch der mein hi usse sahaare ki zaroorat padne lagi. Sanju aage hokar tuti hui khidki se sattkar khadi ho gayi. Tute hue kaanch mein se niche ka saara nazaara dikhai de raha tha.
Ab Sanju mujhe se chudwaa rahi thi aur tute hue sishe mein se apne hone waale pati ko dekh rahi thi.
Sanju: Zor se choad na meri jaan.
Me: Mazze lele aaj, phir toh us Sushil ke niche hi jaana hai.
Sanju: Aaaaaahh Rajiv, dua karke Sushil ka lund kamse kam tere jitna ho.
Me: Aaaaaahhh meri jaan, pehle mere lund se toh nipat le.
Maine mudkar dekha toh Pooja abhi bhi humaari chudaayi dekh rahi thi. Main jaise jaise apni speed badaa raha tha, Sanju ki siskiya badne lagi thi aur uske saare jism par lade gehnon mein se awaaz aane lagi thi. Sanju bhi mast jo kar apni gaand matkaa matkaa kar chudaayi ka puraa mazaa le rahi thi.
Sanju: Aaaaaahhh.. Uuuffff!
Sanju ki chut sikudne lagi thi aur mera lund aur kadka ho gaya tha. Tahi humne niche se Sanju ko bulaane ki awaaz suni. Pooja ne jhatse andar aakar darwaaza band kiya.
Pooja: Chalna Sanju, sab bulaa rahe hai.
Sanju apni chut chudwaate hue mast thi. Maine bhi uske lehngaye ko sambhaalte hue uske chut mein puri tezi se apna lund pele jaa raha tha.
Pooja: Sanju, sab bulaa rahe hai.
Sanju: Rukkkk na do minute… Aaaaahhhhh!
Me: Main nikalne waala hu Sanju.
Lekin mujhse pehle Sanju nidhaal ho gayi.
Sanju: Haaye main toh gayiiii..
Aur Sanju ki chut ke rass ne mere lund ko bhigokar rakh diya. Maine uski chut ke garmi se khush ho gaya tha aur paas khadi Pooja ki gand sehlaane laga.
Jab Pooja ne meri taraf dekha toh maine usse aankhn maar di. Agale hi pal mera bhi maal nikal gaya aur maine usse Sanju ki garma garam chut mein nikaal diya.
Maine apna malai se bharaa hua lund Sanju ki chut se baahar nikaala. Sanju ne Pooja ko ishaar kiya aur usne uske kapade thik karne mein uski madat ki. Pooja mere abhi bhi khade lund ko dekhe jaa rahi thi. Sanju ne apne saare kapade thik karke ek baar tutr hue mirrio mein dekha aur chal padi. Usne do kadam waapas liye aur mujhe chum liya.
Sanju: Thanks mere laudu!
Aur mujhe aankhen maarkar storeroom se chali gayi. Main kuch der wohi raha. Apne kapade thik kiye aur tuti hui khidki se niche dekha toh Sanju Sushil ko dekhkar muskuraa rahi thi.
Phir main Pooja ko dekhne lagaa. Uske mamme Sanju se thoade choate the, lekin uska figure kamaal ka tha.
Main uske baare mein soch hi raha tha ki usne meri taraf dekha. Maine usse aankhn maari. Usne bhi aankhen maar di. Yeh aankhen maarna uski chut maarne ka ishara tha.
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