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Hooping for hoopers, by hoopers

2011.05.03 21:45 sassy_chassis Hooping for hoopers, by hoopers

Here, we discuss anything and everything about hooping!
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2024.05.21 22:41 landon0 Difficult month

Death anniversary was 5/8, then Mothers Day, wedding anniversary 5/27, my birthday the week after.
This morning her friend sent me pics and a video from her bachelorette party six years ago that I’d never seen.
Just moved next door to my parents, so that’s kept me busy, helped a bit.
Coming home last night my four year old said “mamas spirit in outer space won’t be able to find our new house”. I said “She knows buddy, she knew where grandma and papa live, so she’ll find us.” He said “oh yeah!” Heartbreaking but glad he’s talking more about her.
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2024.05.21 22:26 penpalwithseven seal!

seal!
pattern: https://ribblr.com/pattern/mama-seal-with-video-tutorial-Crochet
yarn: patons beehive shetland light, colour 4713 lot 203
3.5mm crochet hook :)
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2024.05.21 22:24 penpalwithseven seal!!

seal!!
pattern: https://ribblr.com/pattern/mama-seal-with-video-tutorial-Crochet
yarn: beehive shetland light colour 4713 lot 203
hook: 3.5 mm
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2024.05.21 21:46 Sensitive_Post7030 Romance scam or no?

I 30 m Swede decided one day roughly two months back I wanted to brush up on my Spanish. I went out on a language exchange app called Speaky and while for the most part the experience was miserable I started talking to a pleasant mexican woman (30). Initially my intentions were purely to learn Spanish, and we had good fun showing small tidbits of our every day life to each other.
She quickly asked to switch to whatsapp, which typically is one of those red flags which you read on every romance scam article. I however didn't mind much because Speaky was full of sleazy eggplant emojis and accounts asking for hookups as well as bots. Besides, at this point I my headspace was that I would never meet this person anyways. There we were chatting as well as doing some video calls. We quickly started chatting every day.
But of course there's more to this story otherwise I wouldn't be writing here. She came across as lightly flirty and I just figured it was good fun and didn't mind (again, I was never supposed to meet this woman). However, things evolved into more explicit proclamations of romantic interest from poth parties involved (another red flag due to the short time that has passed). She also starting sending these really cute messages to me on the regular which I initially thought nothing of but now might consider lovebombing (third red flag).
Eventually talk went to the idea of me going to visit her (Figured I'd do the traveling since I'm from a wealthier country.) That's when, roughly two weeks back, my warning bells went off and all these suspicions came rushing all at once. And I directly confronted her about them.
Now this far down it might seem like a dead ringer for a romance scam, but there is more to it. She has showed me pictures from her university she studied at which seem legit as well as images from her work. She has a substantial amount of followers on social media with certain videos reaching millions of viewers (and from what I've seen no bitter person accusing her of being a scammer or not either). She claims she's from a well off family with roots from Spain and even Germany which she sent me images of. She even sent me photos of an ID (which frankly made me uncomfortable) with the same last name as some of those old (supposedly) family pictures. She has never asked me for money either which she did point out.
This soothed me and perhaps rashly I bought tickets to Mexico shortly after. We continued talking and had fun chatting. After some time we also engaged in some explicit video call activity as well as send NSFW pics to each other. Quite quickly we also talked of future plans (which makes sense if it was legit since just visiting each other would take a big investment) and we both stated we wanted something long term with children and marriage and the whole deal with the idea of her moving to Sweden if all would work out (which could be construed as another red flag as supposedly traditional family warnings is also sign).
I had up to this point mentioned it to a few friends but not to my mother. When I finally did tell her she INSTANTLY went to the idea of it being a scam (she might also be the most cynical person I know). Some time later I worked up the courage (I didn't want her to dislike my mother) to tell my Mexican friend of my mother's reaction and we talked about what we could do about it and decided on me showing my mother what had already been shown to me as well as have them having a video call so my mother could ask questions directly. I talked with my mother and it was decided, however as the day approached my mother said she felt too uncomfortable with idea of the video call so instead she and just had a long talk about the risks both of Mexico in general and romance scams. She painted quite a gruesome picture (she's quite good at it). She also had some questions to send to my Mexican woman.
Passport, home adress, name of her company. She also suggested for me to reverse image search the photos I had been sent, which I did (I just got the social media pictures to no big surprise). She also wanted me to ask for me and my mexican friend to instead meet in Spain as that had been mentioned between us and it would be neutral ground.
Being the mama's boy that I am I obliged. To which my mexican friend got upset, now whether that is from justified disappointment due to my distrust or from manipulation I cannot tell, and she was not keen on traveling to Spain (we had also been talking about my visit to Mexico for a while now), atleast not now, initially. She did however send me photos of her passport and home adress.
She asked what I thought of it all and I said I wasn't sure. It ended with a quite cold conclusion that I needed time to mull things over.
If you've read this far I thank you, wholeheartedly.
Now I sit here with a ticket to mexico (if it isn't used I will consider it an expensive life lesson). A mother who considers Mexico to be the most dangerous place in the world (and me partly agreeing) - my stay would be in CDMX which I've heard is relatively safe.
If I were to travel to Mexico what would be the risks, would they be greater from her knowimg of my coming or they as great if I just traveled alone as a nordic man?
Any other thoughts? Is this a romance scam or not?
Thanks.
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2024.05.21 21:46 Alert-Cat-1763 CENOMAR

Nangyari lang 'to few hrs ago at hindi pa rin ako makapaniwala. Putang ina talaga.
For context, nagpost ako few months ago sa isang sub using a TA account kasi gusto ko makipagkita/chill with other people, may nag-DM sa akin na isang redditor, tawagin natin siyang "Kups", nag click kami ni Kups kasi matino talaga siya kausap (gets niyo na yan), and same kami ng hobbies etc. Nag swap pics din kami kineme keme kaya alam ko itsura niya talaga. Nag-uusap na kami na hatid sundo na lang daw niya ako pag magkikita kami, then sabi ko malayo yung sa amin so sabi niya kahit sa SM North na lang daw kami magkita which is fine with me. Ilang weeks na din kami nag-uusap tapos hindi pa kami nakakapag meet kasi super busy daw siya sa work or busy siya tulungan si Mama niya sa business. Sabi ko okay lang, marami pa naman susunod and gets ko naman na busy siya hanggang sa hindi na kami nag-usap ulit.
Fast forward few hrs ago, binuksan ko facebook ko sa PC ko kasi may ichecheck ako sa GC namin ng mga kaibigan ko tungkol sa lakad namin next week. Pag load ng facebook, picture ni Kups yung bumungad sa akin kasama asawa niya. Sumali sila sa isang entertainment page or content kineme na page (hindi ko alam tawag basta yun, and hindi ko na babanggitin anong page yun, sure din ako na malalaman niyo yung page lol) kasi ang hinahanap ng page ay yung mga matagal na kasal na. Tang ina, nag triple check ako kung siya ba talaga yun, pa-zoom in zoom in pa ako sa picture and pinanood ko pa sa YT yung video and sure ako na siya talaga yun.
Kaya pala ang nung may nabasa ako dito sa reddit na nabudol ng may asawa, nag joke ako sa kanya (kay Kups) na need niya mag provide ng cenomar sa akin tapos tumatawa lang siya tapos sabi niya "pwede naman ako magbigay ng cenomar if gusto mo" gago, saan mo kukunin yun eh kasal ka? sa Recto? tarantado ka. Nangangati kamay ko na i-chat asawa niya using a dummy account sa facebook (yes, nakalagay sa YT video yung socmed nila) kaso ang hawak ko lang is picture na sinend niya sa akin. Wala na yung conversation namin sa reddit, and wala na din yung sa Telegram kasi nga hindi na kami nag-uusap matagal na kaya binura ko and hindi ko naman ineexpect na makikita ko siya sa fb page na yun.
KUPS, ALAM KONG MABABASA MO 'TO AT ALAM MO KUNG SINO AKO PERO PUTANG INA MO TALAGA. Mahiya ka naman sa asawa mo tsaka sa mga anak mo. Ang init ng ulo ko kasi what if natuloy yung pagkikita na yun and shit. Minsan na nga lang ako mag open ng facebook tapos ganito pa. Kingina ka. Matapilok ka sana, or mabali sana etits mo. ULOL
PS: sa mga friends ko na makakabasa, manahimik kayo diyan. Labyu
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2024.05.21 19:29 Nekisha7 I saw this photo video in tiktok and felt a heartache

"Me remebering my 13th birthday where I invited 10 of my friends and only 2 showed up and it was the age where i decided i didnt want to celebrate my birthday anymore. My family cooked so much food and I was embarrassed."
this was the text on the photo video.
Naalala ko noon debut season ng mga kaklase ko. I saw my classmates attending and enjoyed the event, kaya i dreamed din to have my own debut. I was so excited nung umoo sila mama, ako gumawa invitation, naghanap ng catering service, venue, fitting ng gown, and everything. Pero nung mismong debut koi didn't felt the happiness, mostly ng mga ininvite ko specially my close friends didn't attend my debut, while I attended theirs. I know its kinda childish to think of it pero na butthurt ako doon. after my debut, I didt post my pictures in facebook. no one asked din for their photos, kaya i feel like they didn't enjoy the event.
Two years went by, sinamahan ko si mama sa bangko and sinabi niya sakin na tapos niya na daw bayaran yung ni loan niya for my debut. Sobra akong nalungkot to know that two years din binayaran ni mama yung debut ko. Sana pala nakinig nalang ako sakanya na humiling nalang sana ko ng laptop or something na magagamit ko sa school.
After non, i dont celebrate my birthday anymore with my friends. Madalas sa bahay nalang bili cake or litson manok, minsan one bucket ng jollibee. ayoko ng mag celebrate ulit ng mga milestones ko sa buhay kasi feeling ko mauulit lang ulit yun. na trauma na ako for the pain that I've caused to my mom. Hiyang hiya na ako humiling ng ganun kalaking bagay sa mama ko. nahiya ako sa laki ng ginastos.
kayo ba anong kwentong heartache niyo?
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2024.05.21 17:22 Successful-Aide-4389 Sorry it got choppy when editing the emojis on but here’s dang good mama’s dang good video

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2024.05.21 16:18 Turbulent_Dinner6280 Should I detach or I’m just being petty?

I know marriage is a love & hate journey. But what if I’m just turning a blind eye to these red flags just because I wanna protect our marriage? Gusto ko lang talaga makakuha ng advice from random people para kahit papano maliwanagan ako. Wala kasi akong ibang nakakausap about this matter.
Ever since we were bf/gf, I observed that he is wandering eye. Mahilig sya mag check ng ibang girls or magpapansin even sa mga tropa ko. And akala ko naman pag na-bring up ko sakanya, magbabago na. Actually, he’s a nonchalant person kaya maninibago ka talaga kapag nagiging hyper sya bigla pag may ibang babaeng around lalo na pag may itsura. Kaya doon na pala unti-unting nag build up mga insecurities ko. Feel ko, I’m not enough to satisfy his eyes. Still, I shrugged it off kasi nga baka OA lang ako.
1st scenario, we were out of town with my friends. I was preggy that time and super notice ko talaga na kakaiba yung treatment nya sa friend ‘kong isa as in to the point na inaalalayan nya bumaba, magdala ng maleta, magsoot ng life vest. Parang sasabog puso ko nun. Pinagsusuntok ko yung tyan ko para malaglag yung bata. (Sorry anak) When I opened it up to him sabi nya clueless sya. Wala daw malisya. He’s just being caring lang daw. OA daw ako.
2nd is nagpupumilit sumama sa team bldg for 2 nights knowing na mag isa lang ako sa apartment and nasa province ang mga family namin. Preggy din ako nyan.
3rd kauuwi ko lang galing hospital from CS and wala iba mag aasikaso sakin at samin ni baby kaya nag request ako kung pwede ba umabsent muna sya para makapag pahinga ako but he said di pwede.
4th sinundo ko sya once sa inuman and nagwala sya at pinalayas ako. Sinabihan ng palamunin, pabigat, etc. pero pag mama nya susundo sakanya, wala lang.
5th naging kawork nya yung college crush nya then nag partner sila sa sayaw na may mga holding hands moves. Di nya sinabi sakin yun, nakita ko lang sa gc nila ung vid ng sayaw.
6th Nakita ko sa live ng kawork nila na magkatabi sila sa upuan nung xmas party nila. Kaya pala yung video na sinend nya sakin para mag update is putol sa kabilang side. Yun pala andon ang ate girl.
7th he changed his sports from basketball to volleyball sa sportsfest nila sa work. akala ko naman change of heart lang talaga. Then malaman laman ko kasali pala sa womens volleyball yung girl and araw araw silang mga nagppractice during work hours.
And many-many more. Gusto ko matutunan ilayo loob ko sakanya ng paunti-unti. Ayoko na ma gaslight. Gusto ko na mawalan ng pake hanggang sa isang araw aalis nalang ako. Ano ba pwede kong gawin
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2024.05.21 12:17 Enterecho [Hong Kong] [H] GameBoy Color Systems, 3DS/DS Games and Wii/WiiU Games [W] PayPal

Selling multiple items. Lot Pictures on request.
Ships from Hong Kong, all my prices include shipping fees unless stated otherwise. Paypal Goods and Services. Any questions please ask.
GameBoy Color
x1 GameBoy Color Indigo (JAPAN REGION) CIB, outer box in great condition, comes with matching serial booklet, no scratches on the screen lens, very good condition - $180 usd
x1 GameBoy Color Teal (JAPAN REGION) CIB, outer box is quite beat but system is in good condition has scratches, clean screen with no noticeable scratches on the screen lens, includes matching serial booklet - $100 usd
x1 GameBoy Color Hong Kong Exclusive Pokemon Limited Edition, more info here an incredibly rare variant, the shell colorway is entirely exclusive to Hong Kong. Some minor scratches on the screen lens and a little yellowing on the top of the console but otherwise in great condition. - $750 USD (I sold one in worse condition months ago for $750 usd) LOOSE SYSTEM ONLY.
Nintendo 3DS/DS
x1 Pokemon Heartgold with Pokewalker, pokewalker is brand new, CIB. The outer box is in beautiful/mint shape with the exception of a slight on one of the corners of the box - $350 usd
x1 Pokemon Soulsilver with Pokewalker, pokewalker is used, box has rips on the back but otherwise good condition, CIB - $230 usd
x1 Pokemon Black 2 CIB, cartridge has no scratches on the label, very clean. - $160 usd
x1 Pokemon Soulsilver (loose) - $125 usd
x1 Pokemon White 2 (loose) - $160 usd
3DS + DS Game lot (pricecharting valued at $497 usd) asking $380 usd shipping fees included:
Games included are as follows: 28 games total - (all US//NTSC region), CIB unless stated otherwise.
x1 NDS Mario & Luigi Partners in Time
x1 NDS Kirby Canvas Curse
x1 NDS Sega Superstars Tennis
x1 NDS Gardening Mama
x1 NDS Mario Kart DS
x1 NDS Mario & Donkey Kong 2 March of the Minis
x1 3DS Pokemon X
x1 3DS Style Savvy Trendsetters
x1 3DS Cooking Mama 4 Kitchen Magic
x1 3DS Cooking Mama 5 Bon Appetit!
x1 3DS Steeldiver
x1 3DS Super Mario 3D Land
x2 3DS Pilotwings Resort
x1 LEGO City Undercover the Chase Begins
x1 LEGO Batman 2 DC Super Heroes
x1 LEGO Star Wars III
x1 LEGO Chima Laval's Journey
x1 LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean the Video Game
x1 LEGO Harry Potter Years 5-7
x1 Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
x1 Monster Hunter Generations
x1 New Super Mario Bros 2
x1 Puzzle and Dragons Z + Mario
x1 Rayman 3D
x1 Resident Evil Revelations
x1 Mario Kart 7
x1 LEGO City Undercover the Chase Begins (Nintendo Selects)
Wii + Wii U Game Lot: (CIB unless stated otherwise), NTSC USA region. (Pricecharting value: $516 usd) Asking $390 usd shipping fee included.
x1 Wii Sports
x1 Wii Sports Resort
x2 Wii Super Mario Galaxy
x2 Wii Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition
x1 Wii Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
x1 Wii Super Paper Mario
x1 Wii Dragonball Revenge of King Piccolo
x1 Wii The House of the Dead OVERKILL
x1 Wii Conduit 2
x1 Wii New Super Mario Bros Wii Edition
x1 Wii Mario Kart
x1 Wii Super Smash Bros Brawl
x1 Wii U StarFox Zero & Starfox Guard Bundle
x1 Wii U Bayonetta 2
x2 Wii U Nintendoland
x3 Wii U Splatoon
x1 Wii U The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
x1 Wii U Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
x1 Wii U Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games
x1 Wii U Kung Fu Panda Showdown of Legendary Legends
x1 Wii U Mario Party 10 (red box)
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2024.05.21 10:14 moonluneluna (MUSIC VIDEO) i've seen a lot mama - ernesto lune

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2024.05.21 10:09 moonluneluna i've seen a lot mama - erensto lune (music video)

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2024.05.21 03:58 haiimroo Childish Gambino: Because The Internet II [Unofficial Album] (Google Drive)

Hi there, long time no see. I was the guy who made all the 4k enhancements to to the Deep Web Tour, Screenplay Visuals, and Clapping for the Wrong Reasons.
I've wanted to put this together for a long time. It's a big compilation of all the loosies, guest features, and live performances from the BTI era. I remastered the audio for just about every track. For some tracks it might have been a disservice and for others it's probably the highest quality you will find out there. I did my best to have it follow the flow and features of the actual album.
Also I'm not sure if this is allowed or not, but i figured since Childish Gambino leaked his own album in the first place, there might be some leeway. Technically there are no leaks in this comp so hopefully it's okay. Enjoy <3
p.s. if someone has the live version of crawl that he did on BBC1 please send it my way, I've been looking for it for years lol
Tracklist:
  1. weird sounds AWESOME [Mastered]
  2. So Profound (Feat. Trinidad James) [Mastered]
  3. Free At Last [Mastered]
  4. Page7 [Mastered]
  5. Favorite Song (Feat. Chance The Rapper)
  6. Melrose [Mastered]
  7. Trillion Girls [Mastered]
  8. Dollaz & Sense (Feat. Problem)
  9. LemonGrab
10: number 6 (huckleberries)
11: Centipede [Mastered]
12: the PCH [Mastered]
13: What Kind of Love [Mastered]
14: ghost (Feat. Kilo Kush)
15: U Dont Have To Call [Mastered]
16: Bed Peace (Feat. Jhené Aiko)
17: Midnight In A Perfect World [Mastered]
18: yaphet kotto (freestyle) [Mastered]
19: Rich Orphans (be nice to have a baby mama) v5 [Mastered]
20: Lava Glaciers (feat. Riff Raff)
21: God Save The Villain (Feat. Erick Arc Elliott) [Mastered]
22: 3005 (Stripped Down Live Version) [Mastered]
23: Shadows (Live) [Mastered]
24: Candy Rain (Live Cover) [Mastered]
25: I'd Die Without You (Live Cover) [Mastered]
26: Please Leave A Light On When You Go (LQ Live Cover) [Mastered]
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RmXXwUQsfhOH61vRtLY1UdfsSsFenyV3/view
EDIT: With some time to think on the tracklist I recommend swapping so profound with free at last. Free at last uses some of the same lyrics as crawl and so profound sounds more like worldstar. I also messed up on the track number for rich orphans, it's supposed to be track 19 and God saves the villain should be 20. Lava glaciers works better for the closer.
EDIT 2: For those who don't know what to do with the file. - if you're on a Windows/apple computer you need to download WinRAR or 7zip. After downloading the program right click the file and hit extract. Then you have to select them and drag them into iTunes or whatever music program you're using. - if you're on Android download RAR by rarlabs on the play store. Go to your downloads open the file and hit the extract button icon on the top right. You might need to close your music app or restart your phone for them to appear. - if you're on iPhone follow the first step then plug your phone into your computer and sync your device. Hopefully this helps. Here's a Vimeo link for easer accessibility for the time being. It probably won't stay up very long. https://vimeo.com/manage/videos/948871228
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2024.05.21 03:47 MrMopp8 David Schneider Answers Questions about Raising Human Kids.

Sort of a reference to this https://www.reddit.com/NatureofPredators/s/ASiX51M6GI
TELLUS’S DEPARTMENT OF CHILD SERVICES
ABOUT - Our story - How you can help.
HOME - Log In/Sign Up - News - Announcements
HELP OUR KIDS - Guardianship - Adopt - Volunteer - Donate - Jobs
RECOURSES - Caretaking Info - Online Store - Classes
CONTACT US - Talk to Us - Email
HELP - Language - Navigation - Helpdesk
TALK TO US.
Hey all! Welcome to the Tellus Child Services Q&A thread. If you got any questions about raising and/or caring for human children, ask away below or PM me directly. Your email address will not be publicly displayed and we will be discrete about your personal info, but we would appreciate if you would give your species so we can have some context to answer your questions with. Unless you chose otherwise, your species will be public and represented by an initial at the side of your user tag.
Please note that racist commentary will not be tolerated and will be taken down. I know there’s some hard feelings going on out there, but leave our kids out of it.
David Schneider, Head of Tellus’s Department of Child Services.
COMMENT HERE
  • [ ] I am not a robot
What Species are you? - [ ] Smigli - [ ] Krev - [ ] Resket - [ ] Jaslip - [ ] Trombil - [ ] Ulchid
  • [ ] (Hide race?)
User Name: —————————— GUEST ——————————-
Email —————————————-
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COMMENT ———————————————————————————
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SCALEOF1210 (K): What kinda of toys do human pups like?
DAVID: I dunno, what kinda toys do Krev pups like?
SCALEOF1210 (K): Oh.
DAVID: It’s alright. Just try to think through that lens and you’ll do fine.
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GUEST (S): Why is being without your “clothes” so embarrassing? Is it religious?
DAVID: Not exactly. It started out as a way to stay warm when we migrated out jungles and savanna’s, but the side effect was that it made the absence of coverings a) feel insecure, and b) an open floodgate of carnal attraction. So actually, to answer your question, we’re covering our reproductive organs. It’s a modesty thing. The practice got applied to the kids anyway.
GUEST (S): Female humans have sex organs on their chests?
DAVID: No. but female mammaries become more pronounced as they mature and tend to draw male sexual attention.
GUEST (S): Whyyyyyyyy?
DAVID: Simply put: they remind us of mom.
GUEST (S): Ahhhhhhh!
DAVID: I was really trying to avoid spelling that out, y’know?
GUEST (S): Hey man, I don’t have have feet. Why would I care about tiptoeing?
DAVID: Huh. You know, I really think I’m learning a lot about Smiglis.
GUEST (S): Hey! Good for you! 🎉
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GUEST (R): What’s wrong with regurgitation feeding? It helps with digestion.
DAVID: Maybe for avians, but It’s not sanitary for humans. We have a different digestion/immune setup. And no offense, It’s also just really, really gross to us.
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GUEST (K): How do you hold a human pup?
DAVID: For Krev, cradle them in the your arm and be sure to support their head. That’s important because it’s too heavy for them to hold up by themselves. Again, no tail rides until they’re at least two years old.
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SNOWFLOWER333 (J): Do humans kits really need to nurse well into adolescence? I don’t think I can keep it up for that long….
DAVID: Hang on, are you saying you’ve been NURSING one of your charges?
SNOWFLOWER333 (J): Right along side my own. I know Tommy’s not a jaslip and that it’s not human milk, but I figure it’s still better for him than formula. Should I not?
DAVID: Uhhhh… dunno. I’m gonna discuss this with my colleagues. In the meantime, stick to the formula we sent.
SNOWFLOWER333 (J): Alright, David. Though, about that first question….
DAVID: Long story short: we’d harvest milk from domestic bovines as a culinary ingredient and breakfast time staple, but breast feeding stops with infancy. You wouldn’t be sucking a teenager.
SNOWFLOWER333 (J): 😅oh good!
DAVID: Would be a little awkward, huh?
SNOWFLOWER333 (J):🤣A little.
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GUEST (U): How do you hold a human pup?
DAVID: Cradled in your…. flipper. I guess. Just keep their head supported, it too heavy for them to hold up. You can also hold them to your chest with their head resting over your shoulder.
GUEST (U): We don’t really have shoulders.
DAVID: Nnnnnevermind then.
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OBORSHINE (K): Is it okay to post my human child on the Internet?
DAVID: I suppose, but try not to embarrass him. OBORSHINE (K): 😜Aww but I’m a mom! Embarrassing him is my job! DAVID: In that case, we’ll send you his baby pics. 
OBORSHINE (K): Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss.
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CALLMESPEED (T) Is it okay to give my child cybernetic implants to cure conditions?
DAVID: That will depend on what condition we’re talking about, but yes, probably. Be sure that they are approved by a human doctor, though.
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GUEST (S): "Why do you have so many wiggly bits!"
DAVID: Erm, wiggly bits?
GUEST (S): “Yeah! With all the toesy toes and fingery things”
DAVID: Oh! Um, well other race have them too, but I guess ours ARE quite long and nimble. Well, we specialized pretty early on in tool manipulation, soooooooo.
GUEST (S): Raaaaaaaad!
DAVID: Happy to impress. I guess?
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GUEST (J): How do you hold a human Kit?
DAVID: I wouldn’t know how to hold anything with a prehensile tail, you’re the experts there. But however you do it, be sure that you support the kids head. A human infants head is too heavy for them to hold up by themselves.
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CALLMESPEED (T): Damn Schieder, always forcing us to cope with the weaknesses of the flesh, and denying us the certainty of steel.
DAVID: Ah, hello Malcom. Does Speed know you’ve hacked his account?
DAVID: Look, that’s not solely my decision kiddo. We put it to a vote. Maybe things will change in the future, but in the meantime, just wait till you’re 18 before you chop your limbs off. You can probably still get an implant, though.”
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SHOPCLASSREJECT (S): Yeesh, David! How can my kid hit me with a ball from across the room?
DAVID: 😁Talent, my friend. Did you know that humans are being trained as grenadiers in the Consortium army? We have excellent throwing arms. Oh! Uh, you weren’t hurt though, were you?
SHOPCLASSREJECT (S): Eh, A little. My cheek is swollen, but it’s not like I had any bones or teeth to break.. I was mostly just surprised at how fast it came at me.
DAVID: Sorry Shopclass, He should have known better, but it’s a pretty common childhood offense for humans.
SHOPCLASSREJECT (S): Got a new rule, though: no throwing things in the house.
DAVID: Sounds like a good rule.
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MRS.DOGGY (J): Hey, just got home with my kids and when I was helping Heather remove her foot coverings….. having 5 hind toes is normal for humans, correct? I just want to make sure.
DAVID: 😁 Correct. And we don’t have dewclaws either. MRS.DOGGY (J): Oh good! MRS.DOGGY (J): Erm , that it’s normal, I mean. 
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GUEST (K): WHY WAS I REJECTED! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
DAVID: Im sorry sir, I don’t know, but I’m sure it was anything against your character. Given our situation and our unfamiliarity with non-humans, we are being excessively cautious with our young and more than 75 percent of applicants were turned down as a result. Perhaps you can try again in a year or two when humanity is a little more accustomed to other sapient species. Please forgive us.
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BUNCHBERRIES (K): So I noticed one of my female charges has enlarged mammories. Does that mean she secretly has children?
DAVID: No. It’s means she’s a teenager.
DAVID: That’s a normal development.
BUNCHBERRIES (K): 😮‍💨 Oh, thank you .
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GUEST (R): How do you hold a human hatchling?
DAVID: Cradled in your wing-thing. Just keep their head supported, it too heavy for them to hold up themselves.
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GUEST (S): How would one hold a human hatchling?
DAVID: cradled in your…. noodley appendage. Support their head.
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GUEST (K): Me and my wife would like to foster, but- forgive me for asking- can we expect dung throwing to be a problem?
DAVID: 🤣HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nah. I understand why you’re asking, but we’re higher evolved than that.
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GUEST (K): Can I have one?
DAVID: You can apply to adopt or foster a child, but that’s no guarantee. We are VERY discriminate about applicants, especially nonhuman ones. Before you put pen to paper, I would consider very carefully whether it’s a child you’re looking for or a pet.
GUEST (K): What’s a pen?
DAVID: Ah, the times we live in…
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NANNYBIRD35 (R): Jackie has accurately described me as a “Big Bird”, but I cannot for the life of me figure out why he sings a song asking how to get to a place called Sess-Me Street every other time he sees me. Was there something special about that place? What does it have to do with ME?
DAVID: Ok, that’s funny! He thinks you’re a character named Big Bird from a children’s show called Sesame Street [Video link]. Btw, let me know if she ever calls a Krev “Oscar”. I’m gonna laugh.
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MRS.DOGGY (J): What is a “doggie” anyway, and why do my kids call me that?
DAVID: I was WONDERING when that would come up. I didn’t think it would be useful to explain before, but we had these domestic canines back home called Dogs and you kinda resemble one. They were intelligent, trusty, loyal creatures that helped us hunt, herd livestock, guard our turf, and and were beloved members of our families. None of the kids have met a dog in the flesh, but they’ve been lionized in books and cartoons and your resemblance to them is strong enough to trigger an instinctive adoration we had towards them.
MRS.DOGGY (J): They…. think I’m a pet? Like with you and the Krev?
DAVID: Hey, if they haven’t told you to ”Sit” or “Roll over” I think you’re good. But the point is, the kids trust you implicitly, and when you’ve suddenly been thrown to aliens after living in a hole all your life, having a comforting face to keep you stable counts for a lot.
MRS.DOGGY (J): Oh! 😊Well, I think I can live with that.
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OBORSHINE (K): How do I take care of Samsons head fur? It’s getting so long and tangled!
DAVID: Oh right. Only jaslips need to brush. We’ll send you a proper hair brush. In the meantime. Get a jaslip brush- one with wide bristle spacing- and gently comb the knots out, starting from the bottom and slowly working your way up. We can also try to get you in contact with a human who has experience cutting hair.
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TEACUPGUY (K): Dang, I had no idea human fur would get longer. How much longer does it get?
DAVID: Down to their hips or farther. Doesn’t really stop. You’ll either want to get it trimmed or let grow so you can tie it up behind their heads.
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GUEST (T): How do you hold a human hatchling?
DAVID: Cradled comfortably in whichever bionic limb is not capable of crushing a car. Make sure to keep their head supported. They don’t have the neck muscles to hold it up
GUEST (T): 😊 Oh that’s fixable.
DAVID: Thanks but NO.
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BUNCHABERRIES (K): David! Jeremy’s caught the MONKEY POX!
DAVID: … The what?
BUNCHABERRIES (K): What do I do?! He’s been getting worse and worse all week!
DAVID: Stay cam Berries, What are the symptoms?
BUNCHABERRIES (K): He’s broken out in purple spots! And he’s aslo listless. Stomach ach. Head ach. Poor boy can’t even get out of bed! He just sits there and groans and today he asked if I was an “angel” I’m at wits end!
DAVID: Ah. THAT monkey pox. School’s in session, right?
BUNCHABERRIES (K): Is that really relevant?!
DAVID: Just trust me. Check his backpack. Is there a pen or marker that is the EXACT same color as the spots?
BUNCHABERRIES (K): There is.
BUNCHABERRIES (K): Why?
DAVID: Take it and draw a little dot next to the ones on his skin. Make it roughly the same size.
BUNCHABERRIES (K): Ok. Done.
BUNCHABERRIES (K): OH THAT SEAKY LITTLE-!
DAVID: My work here is done.
BUNCHABERRIES (K): HE IS SO GROUNDED!
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HAPPYHATCHLINGS: David, this is Tisa at Happy Hatchlings Early Learning School. We’ve noticed that our human students can’t seem to get comfortable in their napping nests and keep hanging their feet over the edges. It’s like they can’t curl up!
DAVID: They can’t. Not long term, anyway, and not as tightly as other Consiortium races. You’re going to need longer, flatter beds that they can stretch out on and keep their spines relatively straight. We’ll be sure to send you some cots.
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DADJOKE (K): 😉 Thanks for the sponges, but I think my wife’s got bathtime covered.
[Folder Attachments: 7 photos ]
[Pic 1: A shot of two shirtless human boys [ages 5 and 6] in makeshift “war paint” running screaming past the camera as a jaslip with a wild grin skids around the corner after them.]
[Pic 2: The victorious jaslip sits on her haunches with one of the boy hopelessly tangled in her tails and the other grappled between her forelegs. The latter is getting her full professional attention as she licks the warpaint off his face, ignoring his cries of disgust and attempts to wiggle free.]
[Pic 3: Said boy apparently opened his mouth at an inopportune moment and is now spitting and sputtering while Mama Jaslip laughs herself to tears.]
[Pic 4: One of the boys laughing hysterically as the jaslip pins him down across her forelegs and licks his belly.]
[Pic 5: a close up on one boy getting his hair worked on, wincing uncomfortably as Mama Jaslip get a blunt claw in his eyebrow while maneuvering his head this way and that for the right grooming angle.]
[Pic 6: Arm around the boys shoulder, Mama proudly presents her work to the camera; one mostly warpaint free human with a complimentary cowlick. The lock of hair is stuck straight up, stiff with spit, like an alfalfa leaf. Mama is winking at the camera and doing her best thumbs-up while the boy is shooting a disgruntled side eye at his brother who is laughing at the abominable hairdo.]
[Pic 7: Mama has one of the boys lying on his stomach while she leisurely grooming his back. He’s resting his chin on his arms, looking sleepy. His brother, nestled among Mama’s tails in the back ground, is yawning. Mama kinda looks tired herself.]
[Pic 8: All three of them are asleep. Mama seems to have nodded off on top of the boy she was cleaning, her head draped across his back. The other is lying against her side, his head barely visible above the nest of tails blanketing him].
DADJOKE (K): The kids have started calling her “The Kissy Monster” when she gets like this.
DAVID: Oh my gosh! This is so freaking cute! Do have them use the sponges, though. Tongue bathing isn’t really doable for longterm human hygiene.
DADJOKE (K): 😊Glad you liked it. But yeah, I get it. Most consortium races aren’t keen on the slobber fest either.
CRAZYTAILS (J): 😏Funny, YOU didn’t seem to mind the other night.
DADJOKE (K): 😳…
DAVID: 😳…
CRAZYTAILS (J):😏 You forgot this was a joint account, didn’t you?
DADJOKE (K): Just wasn’t expecting you to be logged in right now. Hi sweetheart.
CRAZYTAILS (J): 😊Hey scalyboi.
DAVID: Um, hey, before you two keep flirting dirty, what was it the boys were marked with?
CRAZYTAILS (J): Hm? Oh, just washable marker. They were playing “Viking Warriors” or something, running around, slaying monsters, ambushing DadJoke in his den, and beating each other silly with pool noodles for a two hour straight. That until I, the dreaded Kissy Monster, vanquished them both and subjected them to bath and bedtime! Muahaha!
DADJOKE (K): As for what you really wanted to know, she didn’t suffer from licking the stuff. The markers are made with Jaslip kits in mind, so they needed to be nontoxic and tasteless in case they or their parents have to clean up some body doodling.
CRAZYTAILS (J): same with Jaslip cosmetics, btw. Some are even flavored. Makes cleaning up after dates pretty fun, right Daddy?
DADJOKE (K): Fluffykins, if I say I’ll be leaving the office in half an hour, will you stop embarrassing me on a public forum?
CRAZYTAILS (J): 🥰I’ll be waiting with the candles.
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GUEST (K): Is it ok to pet humans pups?
DAVID: Lemme put it this way; what do you call a Krev who goes around petting Krev children?
GUEST (K): Creepy?
DAVID: 👉Bingo.
GUEST (K): Huh? What’s that mean?
DAVID: It means yes, petting kids is creepy.
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DR.WORM (guess): Hey, what’s an appropriate amount of holopad time for the kids, 10 hours or 12?
DAVID:…
DAVID: Doc- First of all; not a real doctor, i presume?
DR.WORM (S): Sure ain’t!
DAVID: 😉👉👉But you ARE a real worm?
DR.WORM (S): YES! I KNEW I picked the right pop culture reference!
DAVID: 👍👏🏻Sure did. Sure did.
DAVID: Sooooo let’s talk screen time.
DR.WORM (S): Yeeeeeaaaaah aright, I was kiiiiinda guessing 10 was a too much. Is 8 right?
DAVID: Try two.
DR.WORM (S): TWO?!?!
DAVID: Yup.
DR.WORM (S): TWO HOURS?!?!
DAVID: Yup, yup, yup.
DR.WORM (S): HOLY [expletive] MAN! I’VE BEEN FRYING THEIR BRAINS!
DAVID: You open sometime this week, Doc? We’re gonna help you out.
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GUEST (R): You let jaslip take care of your hatchlings? Are you crazy?! [COMMENT DELETED]
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CRAZYTAILS (J): What IS a wolf? The boys Insisted I be one in one of their games.
DAVID: This guy [attachment]
CRAZYTAILS (J): Woah. Now THAT’s a handsome face.
DADJOKE (K): Eh-hem.
CRAZYTAILS (J): Well, not handsomer than my husband’s.
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CRAZYTAILS (J): Is growing long head-fur some sort of defense mechanism against grooming? Because it’s starting to work. Hard to get the stringy stuff off my tongue. Bleugh.
DAVID: heh. Sounds like the boys need a haircut. Swing by Tellus, we got some barbers that can shape em up.
DAVID: Or just let them grow it out until they can tie it behind their heads
CRAZYTAILS (J): The latter sounds like less trouble honestly.
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BETWEENBILLOWS (U): Should I be concerned that Maria has a figurine of a dead human nailed to a T on a necklace? It’s kinda morbid.
DAVID: Believe it or not, that’s a religious symbol. Did she not tell you about it?
BETWEENBILLOWS (U): David, she barely talks to us at all. It’s been three weeks and she hardly leaves her room.
DAVID: Hmm... Well THAT might be cause for concern. Let’s talk over PM.
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A shoutout and apology basket to u/kabhes and u/HeadWood_ who’s suggested questions I kinda stole. There were several others that I wanted to feature but couldn’t figure out how to work with.
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2024.05.21 03:21 Senior-Judgment3703 Social media then vs now

I have some insecurities over the fact that my husband doesn’t post anything about ours baby to social media. With SD6 he had a whole instagram page for her. He would post almost daily and would follow her around with a camera posting stories multiple times per day. There were videos of him and BM and SD going to playgrounds, beaches, pumpkin picking, parties, weddings, and indoor play spaces plus pictures of SD and BM with captions like “I love my mama”
Fast forward to now. There is only one photo of OB that he posted on his instagram it’s in his highlighted stories. He takes pics of her here and there but rarely photos of me with her and even more rare are selfies with the 3 of us. Most my photos I have with my baby are because my older daughter takes them unprompted because she knows how I mourn the fact that there are so few pictures with me in them from when she was little so she goes the extra mile. Another issue is we don’t do anything. He works constantly and I am always alone with the baby (or the baby and all the kids). He has only ever gone to the park or story time with us once. We have never had a vacation not even a weekend away locally. He didn’t take a pic of me with the baby or kids for Mother’s Day (he did get me a bracelet but again he was away all day for work.)
It’s hard to feel like he is excited about our family or this baby when the difference is so striking. I get embarrassed sometimes thinking how it looks to people on the outside like his family and friends who see that he doesn’t post anything about me or OB. Even his best friend didn’t even know we were pregnant or that OB existed until she was 3 months old. It really hurts my feelings and makes me think he favors his first family and that he was so proud to be a dad and celebrate all the firsts with his first child but now it’s old news and me and OB get the short end of the stick.
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2024.05.21 03:17 untitled7549 Meet the Westies

[Verse 1]
Dear Tyrone
I'm sorry that that man is your partner, let me be honest
It takes a man to grab a gram, your friend is not responsive
I look at him and wish that Spotify paid more to artists
I'm sorry that you gotta spit shit and then stand behind him
Life is hard, I know, the challenge is working in studio
Sometimes our homies make mistakes that affect us droppin’ some more
Hey, you're a good man that need good leadership
Let us be your mentor since Kanye West don't teach you shit
Never let a man drop on YZY, son
Either you stream that shit or slap that man in the head, son
Never fall in the porno business, that's bad religion
Please remember, you could be a bitch even if you got bitches
Never date-switch, whether right or wrong, you're a musician
Even if it don't benefit your goals, get a deal, get some discipline
Don't cut them corners like Omari did, fuck what the nitrous did
Don't pay to play with them Brazilians, get Peggy rapping bitch
Understand, no throwin' rocks at carnivals, that's law
Don't be ashamed 'bout who you wit', that's how he treat the Jews
Don't have a verse to hide a curse, to hide the sound, be sure
Five percent will comprehend, but ninety-five is lost
Be proud of who you are, your strength come from within
Lotta superstars that's real, but your partner kinda stupid
And you nothing like him, you'll carry yourself as king
Can't understand me right now? Just play this when you fifty

[Verse 2]
Dear Donda
Your son got some habits, I hope you don't undermine them
Especially with all these fans that's hurt inside this climate
You like music, so you know how it feels to be in alignment
With emotion, hopin' a man can please you and give you classics
Dear Ray, you gave birth to a master manipulator
Even usin' you to prove who he is is a huge favor
I think you should ask for more bangers, and more bangers
And more, uh, more bangers
I'm blamin' you for all his lyin' addictions
Psychopath intuition, the man that like to play victim
You raised a horrible fuckin' musician, the nerve of you, Ray
Donda, sit down, what I'm about to say is heavy, now listen
Mm-mm, your son's a sick man with sick thoughts, I think n***as like him should drop
Him and Carti should get locked up in a stu’ for the rest their life
He hates making music, yet hypes it all with kinks of a liar fetish
Bought a porno set because he understood fucking the girls just fit him better
He got dick defenders on YZY that he keep on a yearly allowance
A fan should never be compromised and he fucking up rollouts around them
And we gotta raise our daughters knowin' his website ships like garbage
Fuck a rap battle, he should die so all of these orders can come with a shirt and
I been in this industry twelve years, I'ma tell y'all one lil' secret
It's some dumb shit goin' on and some of these artists be here to police it
They be streamlinin' victims all inside the LP and tellin’ ‘em “Listen”
Then drop videos of TALKING to further push their agendas
To any brother that be playin' his music, know that you're playin' your sister
Or better, you're sellin' your niece to the morons, not the smart ones
Young Thug said, “Slow on BS" so I'ma drop mine
The factory 'bout to get raided too, it's only a matter of time
Ayy, Tyler, keep the fanbase away, hey, Freddie, keep the fanbase away
To anybody that embody the love for their stans, keep the fanbase away
They lookin' at you too if you standin' by him, keep the fanbase away
I'm lookin' to hoop through any fucker that kids, keep the fanbase safe

[Verse 3]
Dear baby girl
I'm sorry that your father too active inside your world
He don't commit to much inside music, yeah, that's for sure
He a narcissist, misogynist, livin' inside his songs
Try destroyin' Ov-hoes rather than takin' care of his own
Should be playin' us Promotion, or wearing Gosha with us
Or at our eleventh birthdays singin' Poppin’ with us
Instead, he be with Saint payin' for games and watching' hoops, examples that we don't deserve
I wanna tell me that I’m loved, I’m brave, I’m kind
I got a gift to change the world, and could change your father's mind
'Cause Volume 2 is the future, but he lives inside confusion
Money's always been illusion, but that's the life he's used to
His idol prolly didn't drop shit neither
History do repeats itself, sometimes it don't need a reason
But I would like to say it's not your fault that he's hidin' another ablum
Give him grace, this the reason I play Graduation
So the babies like me can cope later
Give me some confidence to go through somethin', it's hope later
I never wanna hear me chase a man 'cause it's feral behavior
Sittin' in VC with cracker babies for validation
I need to know that love is eternity and trumps all pain
I'll tell you who your father is, just play this song when it rains
Yes, he's a hitmaker, songwriter, superstar, right
And a fuckin' deadbeat that should never say "sequel"
Meet the Westies

[Verse 4]
Dear Kanye,
I know you probably thinkin' I wanted to crash your party
But truthfully, I don't have a hatin' bone in my body
There's supposed to be a good exhibition within the game
But you fucked up the moment you lied straight to my face
Why you had to stoop so low to dissapoint some decent people?
Guess integrity is lost when the metaphors doesn't reach you
And I like to understand 'cause your mind was never normal
forty-seven, but you showin' up as a seven-year-old
You got lyin' problems, jerkin' problems, gas-huffin' and spendin' problems
Bad with money, hole in house
Solicitin' fanbase problems, therapy's a lovely start
But I suggest some honest sorries, strip the ego from the bottom
I try to empathize with you 'cause I know that you been through some shit an'
Crave entitlement, but wanna be liked so bad that it's puzzlin'
No dominance, let's recap moments when you didn't fit in
No secret handshakes with your friend
No culture cachet to binge, just disrespectin' your partner
Integrity's on the fence, don't know which account will love ya
The skin that you livin' in is compromised in personas
Can't channel your good within even when standin' next to a brother
You a body shamer, you gon' hide them album sequels, ain't ya?
You embarrassed of 'em, that's not right, that ain't how mama raised us
Take that mask off, I wanna see what's under them achievements
Why believe you? You never gave us nothin' to believe in
'Cause you lied about religious views, you lied about your surgery
You lied about Yandhi and Good Ass Job, all is perjury
You lied about your ghostwriters, you lied about your crew members
They all pussy, you lied on 'em, I know they all got you in 'em
You lied about the mix, you lied about the volumes, huh
You lied about them other tracks that's out there hopin' that you come
You lied towards the only fanbase that can dicksuck you till hell
Fuck a rap battle, this a long life battle with yourself
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2024.05.21 01:10 SpringLover_26 Doctor Mike and Angelina (Lina) Belfiore IG followers ???

Doctor Mike and Angelina (Lina) Belfiore IG followers ???
Interesting things happened on May 17th and May 19th. His engagement rate dropped drastically. 50%. Which can suggest comments removal. More likely because he has no control over likes. And on the 19th he was losing before the puppy video happened. But what is more interesting are Angelina stats from that day. Before and after puppy video which she was NOT a part of in any way. And she didn't post about it at all. She was losing a "big" number before a video and after (overall from May 19) she only lost 3 followers 🤯 It's almost like she tried to buy that day to make it look like she is gaining followers as a puppy mama 🤣 But failed. Didn't buy enough. Still lost 3 after all. And today only shows how much people love her. She lost big for a little girl she is. Elevator selfies aren't what her OF IG followers are here for. Mr OF is my Tinder gaining puppy sympathy followers. FOR NOW. It won't last forever and he knows it.
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2024.05.20 22:11 Exotic_x_g Why do American black men have an issue with black women going to college?

I've noticed this behaviour and attitude since I was a teen and seeing videos of black men always complaining about black women going to college and getting degrees. Like they will bring up debt which is silly because everyone that goes to college and takes out a loan end up with debt because that's usually what happens when you go into higher education. But because black women have higher amounts of it black men in America love to hold that against black women and use it as a gotcha, which they don't even realise that black women have more debt because they usually come from lower economic backgrounds and have little support system because their families are jealous and often discourage them so they have to take out more loan to support themselves. And even so I don't even think they care about the debt they have a particular disdain when a black woman says she has a degree or is going to college and they turn it into debates and to them it's seen as a flaw in black women. Whilst other races will see black women graduating the most and see it as a positive whilst black men will see it as a problem and an issue. Like I don't understand why they have such a problem. Like here in the UK it's not an issue because black women go to university here all the time and it's never a debate because nobody cares and mind their business when black women make it known that they're going to uni it's never made into an issue or a debate and is met with support because black men here also tend to go university as well, which they both take out loans and they don't use it as a Haha gotcha moment towards black women when it comes to paying it back. I think one of the reasons in America I think black men don't take academics seriously like most of them think of their career paths as being rappers and athletes which doesn't require much academics, but a lot them don't even get into that career so they turn it drug dealers, animal breeders and committing crime hence why they're the most incarcerated. Out here punching black women on subways, streets, wrapping collars around their neck and SAing them. It's like they see black women trying to improve their image and they're mad asf because they don't want to and black women are supposed to stay at the bottom with them, hence why they're mad about black women and the welfare thing black women were not supposed to seek help from the government even though black men were abandoning them en masse. And when I ask this I'll a have a bandit say they have an issue because black women won't shut up about going to college and all I see it as they don't like when American black women are proud of themselves and their accomplishments and are not afraid to announce it and they hate it. And if more black women are graduating and getting degrees wouldn't that be better than black women supposedly twerking all the time and becoming baby mamas and single mothers, the single mothers and baby mama's that THEY create mind you because they don't marry. Wouldn't that be better since they claim that they're tired of seeing it?
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2024.05.20 19:36 Comfortable_Key2244 My bad neighbor’s kids like to steal from my porch

So I have a decor piece on my porch that has these pretty fake gems. I also have a ring doorbell camera. My neighbor’s three daughters, ages 3 to 8, saw the decor and came up to it yesterday. The first recording showed the middle kid gasping as she found it. Second recording was the other two coming to look at it. I can’t see the gems on the camera because it’s right below it so I couldn’t be 100% sure they were taking them. But I had a feeling they were taking them. The third time they came back I was waiting right behind the front door. As soon as they got near the gems, I opened the door to some shocked little faces. The eldest told me that they just wanted the gems. I told her they were mine and she should’ve knocked on the door and asked. Then I asked her if they took some earlier and she straight up said “no”. I couldn’t be sure if she was telling the trust but I told them they could have one gem. It’s just rocks. The youngest grabs two and runs off. They leave and I review the recordings listening to the audio. The second time they had came, I could hear them rummaging through the gems and the eldest whispering “ok let’s go let go” as they ran off. So I had a very good feeling that would return for another time and I was right. Not even a few minutes later they are coming back to my porch coming for some more gems. This time I waited in my garage that is in between the pathway to their house. So I’m watching the video footage and soon as they get near, I open the garage door to some more shocked little faces. Caught red handed. To my, not so, surprise the parents were in their front yard. I told them what was going on and they apologized and gave back the hand full of gems. I let the girls keep a couple but told them no more.
As I’m talking to the mom, the littlest is driving her toy car across my husband’s car. The mom told the eldest to stop her from scratching the car but didn’t. So I had to go over and tell her to stop. As soon as I did, she ran over to my porch to get more gems. I run over, followed by the other two girls while the parents just keep to their front yard. I tell the girls, “hey I have a camera. I can see you guys when you come here”. They didn’t seem to mind. Eventually the mom comes over and grabs them. I go back inside with my gem decor to glue them down so they can’t be stolen again. I kept it inside the next day cause I was still working on it.
The follow day while I was in my backyard, I could hear them coming back to my porch and shocked to find that the gems are not there. I yelled “girls…what are you doing?” And went to the front door to talk to them. The middle child said they wanted more gems. I said “sorry, no. I gave you some yesterday. That’s it.” And she says “but we want this many” as she cups her hands. I tell them no again and they leave. I finish up what I’m doing and come back to notifications from the camera of them coming back to play with the rest of my decor and eventually the dad coming to grab them.
I would also like to add that I’ve had issues with this family before. They breed XL bullies. Their dogs have broken into my yard twice and the neighbors had to replace my window screens twice. They got rid of the dog that was chewing on the fence. The other two dogs haven’t tried to chew through the fence since. The old mama dog got pregnant and now they apparently have 17 puppies in the house. Plus I was recently told their “indoor” cat is pregnant. They rent their house and I highly doubt their landlord knows that they breed dogs. Their front yard is full of junk. They have a janitor mop bucket and kiddie pool that they clean out frequently (probably from the puppy waste). They hang the mop head on a flag stand that’s on their porch. Their grass is tall and rarely hire the guy that cuts it. Every time I go to my backyard and the wind blows, all I can smell is dog shit. I’m pretty sure the husband lost his job because his truck is always home during the weekday now. The mom stays at home all day.
I don’t want to have a bad relationship with them, especially the kids. I’m their only neighbor (there’s no house on the other side of them, just a road). I want the kids to trust me so if anything were to happen, they can knock on my door and get me. I know they like me because they surround me when I go outside and ask me all sorts of questions. The eldest said she wants to live with me even after the mom told her I would make her do chores. The parents are just so irresponsible. I’m not sure what to do. I want to put my foot down but don’t know how to go about it. I’m certain they will come back. They play in my front yard, which I don’t mind but I’m worried they’ll scratch my cars. I know the easiest way is to keep the gems inside but I love decorating my porch with them. Plus I feel like the kids won’t learn and will continue to lie and steal.
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2024.05.20 17:43 KR2356 Weekly Live Music Round Up, 5/20 - 5/26

Monday, 5/20
Bossa Nova Bradley Brothers (Bossa nova/jazz) - The Little Theater Cafe, 7P (FREE, All ages)
Tuesday 5/21
MC Lars / SchafferThe Darklord / Shubzilla / Bill Beats / MC Snax (rap) Bug Jar, 8P ($15, 18+)
Mama’s Broke (folk) - Abilene, 7:30P ($15, all ages)
Charlie Ballantine (jazz) - Bop Shop Records, 8P ($20, all ages)
Wednesday, 5/22
Cardiel / Clockmen / Mantra (punk/rock) Bug Jar, 8P ($12, 18+)
Alexander / EthanWL / SQ (guitaexperimental) - Abilene, 7P ($10, all ages)
Levi Gangi and Kelly Izzo Shapiro (Americana) - The Little Theater Cafe, 7P (FREE, All ages)
Blu (rock covers) - Record Archive, 6P (FREE, all ages)
Eastman-Rochester New Horizons Symphonic Band Spring Concert - Kodak Hall at Eastman Theatre, 7:30P (FREE, all ages)
Thursday, 5/23
Orodruin / Cardinals Folly / Saints & Winos (metal) Bug Jar, 8P ($15, 18+)
Late Night Trouble / ALYXX / Violet Mary / Lower Expectations / Faith to Fear (rock) - Photo City Music Hall, 6:30P ($15+, 18+)
All Maine Points / Rugrat Rehab / Bugcatcher (acoustic) / Home Videos (indie rock) - The Psychic Garden, 7P ($10-$15 NOTAFLOF, all ages)
Bloodshot Bill (rock) - Skylark, 7P ($5, 21+)
Dark Horse / Bob and Rick and Friends (Americana) - Abilene, 6:30P (all ages)
Big Blue House (folk/rock/jazz) - The Little Theater Cafe, 7P (FREE, All ages)
Terror / Moment of Truth / X-Threat / Old Ghosts (hardcore) - The Club at Water Street, 6P ($20+, 16+)
Glass Cannon / Tsavo Highway - Iron Smoke, 7P ($5, 21+)
The Rochester Metropolitan Jazz Orchestra - Three Heads Brewing, 7P ($10, 21+)
Friday, 5/24
Labretta Suede / The Motel 6 / Perilous (rock n’ roll) - LUX, 10P ($5, 21+)
Muler / Roger Bryan and the Orphans (rock) - Skylark, 9P ($5, 21+)
Order of the Dead / The Devil’s Pension/The Grinders (punk/rock) - Bug Jar, 8P ($10, 18+)
Will Bolinger / Blum / Reilly Biberto / f-f-f-f-faulty tower(experimental) - The Psychic Garden, 8P ($10 NOTAFLOF, all ages)
The Avett Brothers / Sierra Ferrell- CMAC, 7P ($46
Massive Blowout / Scratch n Sniffs / The Sweatshop Boys - Bar Bad Ending, 8P ($10, 21+)
Genre Transcendence / MF Skum / Alex Vine Trio / Jordan Lerner Trio / First Accident (misc) - The Flying Squirrel, 7P ($10, all ages)
Broadway Rave (DJ) - Photo City, 8P ($20+, 18+)
Mr. Heartache (Americana/roots) - Abilene, 5:30P ($5, all ages)
Erin & Ross (jazz) - The Little Theater Cafe, 7P (FREE, All ages)
Prince TeeJay (hiphop) - Water Street, 7P ($15/20, 18+)
Ray LaMontagne Tribute - Three Heads Brewing, 7:30P ($10, 21+)
RAD (blues) - Lovin’ Cup, 7P (FREE, all ages)
Jazz Night at the Academy - Rochester Academy of Medicine, 6P ($30, all ages)
Saturday, 5/25
Hate Unbound / Seplophile / Lord Loss (metal) - Bug Jar, 8P ($10, 18+)
Bobby Henrie & The Goners (rock) - Skylark, 9P ($5, 21+)
Rotten UK / Adixion / DJ Melphire Bat (punk)- Photo City, 7P ($10+, 18+)
Kelley’s Heroes (Bob Dylan tribute) - Abilene, 7:30P ($10, all ages)
Zac Brown Tribute Band / Breakfast Club / Drinking Class Heroes (covers) - Essex, 9P ($20+, all ages)
Crystal Lake . Born A New /Leylines Ashes / A Greater Danger (metal) - Montage, 6P ($20+, 16+)
Helium Bubble (jazz/funk/soul) - Three Heads Brewing, 7P ($10, 21+)
The Smiths Etc. (The Smith’s Tribute) - Lovin’ Cup, 7:30P ($15/$20, all ages)
The Genesis Show (GenesisTribute) - The Theater at Innovation Square, 7P ($35+, all ages)
Big Logic and The Truth Serum (rock) - The Angry Goat Pub, 10P (FREE, 21+)
Sunday, 5/26
Fowls / March Lions / The Shut-Ins / Rusty Skunk / The Matt Seidel Band / Sydney Driggs / Cooled Jets (rock/misc) - Photo City, 4P ($12+, $18+)
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2024.05.20 10:56 LessUsual1105 Online lending/loan apps (OLA)

Hi! Nagpost na ako dito before about dun sa nautang ko sa ola nung nagka emergency samin and kinulang ako pero thankfully nabayaran ko naman. Then last week lang nalaman ko na may utang pala si mama sa 4 pang loan app (Juanhand, OLP, Digido, Mr. Cash) 🥲 and ang lalaki din ng tubo, meron pang overdue. Eversince naranasan ko yung ganung kalaking tubo di ko na pinapansin sila mama pag nagtatanong if may mauutangan pa daw ba ako. Kaya pala tumigil kakakulit kasi may nautangan na sila. Sobrang kulang kasi talaga yung kinikita ko kaya di ganon kalaki naibibigay ko sa kanila kaya ayun napilitan umutang. Ngayon ako nammroblema kasi ako lang din inaasahan na magbayad. Ngayon balak ko ilabas yung konting ipon ko pang emergency (na halos kakasimula lang 🥲) para lang mabayaran yon, pwede ko kaya bayaran lang yung amount na inutang lang? base kasi sa napanood kong video ni Atty. Chel di naman legal yung napakalaking interest ng mga loan apps. Any advice po will be greatly appreciated :))
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2024.05.20 09:02 krisfey it's been a month, and a day doesn't pass where i don't think about her

it's been a month, and a day doesn't pass where i don't think about her
on april 13th of this year, i met the love of my life. my mom woke me up at 11 am, telling me she needed help. a kitten was ditched in our backyard by their mama, and it was going to rain soon. knowing they couldn't be ditched there in the rain, we took them in.
they were tiny, the sweetest baby i've ever seen. we suspected that they were born just the day before, april 12th. we have another cat who's quite territorial, and two other dogs, so, anticipating that we wouldn't keep them for long, or at least until we found her an owner, i "distanced" myself and tried to not get attached. we bought them kitten formula, bottles, and a tiny stuffed lambchop. it was the size of them. they were so tiny.
while they were slightly difficult to feed sometimes, she usually eventually caught on and started to eat. they were situated in a decently sized box. their lambchop, a towel, a heating pad, a rice sock. it was so cozy.
everyone in my family is very busy, so we found a decent schedule to keep them well fed. of course, this meant one of us had fo stay up decently late to keep them well fed. it all worked out eventually. i wish i was the one staying up so late with them more often.
we bought them more of their own stuff, more bottles and they were truly apart of the family already. the dogs loved them and even our cat was slowly getting used to them, going and seeing what they were doing and wasn't hissing at them that much anymore. they were truly mine. i began to be their mother, and i put down this defense i had where i needed to keep myself distanced. i started thinking of all the toys i wanted to buy them, where they could sleep in my room... they were my baby, and i was thinking about the life i would have with them.
my baby was becoming harder to feed, and they were having sudden diarrhea. kittens aren't supposed to be able to go to their bathroom on their own yet, so this was something that warranted a vet trip.
i had school, so i was unable to go, but my mom let me know that the sudden diarrhea was likely just due to the kitten formula, and it would all be normal once they start to consume solid food. while that would take a while, it was something i was willing to deal with.
we also officially learned their sex, since it's hard to discern sex at such a young age. she was a girl. my beautiful baby girl. now that i had a gender, i could finally pick out a name! i had brainstormed a list, but wasn't sure yet. i'd get her name soon.
i stayed up late that night. doing homework and such, since i'm a student. i fed her a few times, cuddled with her. i was just so happy to have the love of my life with me.
i went to sleep around 4 or 5 am. i was exhausted. then, i woke up around 9 am. my mom was frantically waking me up.
she had died while i was asleep. she wasn't even with us for a week.
there was lots of crying. i remember it very vividly. the loss of color in her nose and toe beans. the slackjawed face. how cold she was. it was so wrong. i had found my love and didn't even get to take care of her for a week. i was distraught.
we took pawprints and printed out all the photos we took of her to put into an album. we also dug her a grave, adorning it with flowers and a small stone.
the next few days were hell. i was so depressed. endlessly doomscrolling on my phone, which i never do, sitting down and just staring at the wall for ages. i felt like my heart had been torn out of me. all i could do was cry and look at her pictures, listen to the same 3 videos i took of her, meticulously analyzing her meows and trying to imprint it in my head.
just hearing my family watch videos that feature kittens meowing sends me into some kind of shock. making me suddenly depressed.
it's been a month now, and this is still true. while i do not cry and i am not scrolling on my phone without end anymore, i think of my precious baby every day. any kitten videos i see make me incredibly sad and i can't handle it. i have lost numerous pets before, and it's never affected me like this. i need help. i miss her so much, and i don't know how to continue my life as if she was never here. what do i do?
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2024.05.20 04:52 Hayate-kun 60 most-viewed ASMR videos published on YouTube last week (2024-05-05 to 2024-05-11) [Discussion]

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Views Channel Video
627491 ASMR Twix ASMR I OPENED MY OWN ASMR HEAD SPA IN TOKYO, JAPAN!!!! BUCKET LIST EXPERIENCE HEAD SPA IN TOKYO!
483997 LunaRexx ASMR ASMR I’m on Top…of you! 👀 (personal attention, asmr for sleep)
475431 Noel Ch. 白銀ノエル 【ASMKU100】こどもの日♡ノエル先生がおこちゃまなキミをあまやかしつつお耳の掃除する♡【白銀ノエル/ホロライブ】
452438 Lowe ASMR ASMR With My Family | 1M Special
440861 Latte ASMR Energy Cleansing & Face Coloring For Your Sweet Dream💫 ASMR
376458 Macoto ASMR まこと。 [耳舐めASMR] 消す前に必聴。脳とろ凄い♡温度感じる音圧たっぷり凄技♡Ear Cleaning, Ear licking, Mouth sound, Tingle, Sleep【Vtuber】
332052 benio店長 / ASMR屋さん 音はいいのに顔がうるさすぎるASMR
324570 Patra Channel / 周防パトラ 【ASM2時間】脳ゾクゾク!最高に眠れる耳かきとマッサージ。凄く気持ち良い睡眠誘導。カリカリ/吐息/耳奥にくる/ Brain Tingling for Deep Sleep 2Hr【周防パトラ】
302824 benio店長 / ASMR屋さん 【ASMR】耳かき&マッサージ+癒しトリガーたっぷりLive🥱💚(3h,囁き,オノマトペ,スクイーズ,ぬいぐるみの音,中国式耳かき,ホットタオル,ゴム手袋 etc…)
271624 Mol ASMR. ASMR español roleplay para dormir heladería
263388 Nanou ASMR ASMR - Doing Your MakeUp With A Noise Canceling headset!
262198 Tingting ASMR [ASMR] Doing Your Wedding Hair ~ Chinese & Western Styles
257661 HAACHAMA Ch 赤井はあと 【 ASMR 】癒しましまし永眠💭Ear Massage/Sleep Whispering/KU100【ホロライブ/赤井はあと】
255801 Jojo's ASMR [ASMR] High Stakes Blackjack
250187 FrivolousFox ASMR ASMR Verbal Rainstorm🌦️ ~ (‘TicoTico,’, ‘Swoosh,’ Hand Movements, Fluffy Jacket, etc.)
228271 ASMR BlueKatie ASMR 頑張る君を寝かしつけてあげる❤︎ 耳かき/耳マッサージ/マウスサウンド
226351 Gentle Whispering ASMR Crown Chakra Hair Treatment 🌟 ASMR 🌟 Crystal Comb, Massage, Hair Brushing
224039 [ASMR]nara_나라 ASMR(Sub✔️)스파이패밀리 요르의 아냐 재우기 미션/ 함께 잠들기,토닥토닥,수면케어
223499 Gentle Whispering ASMR 🌼 Shh...It's a Secret - Cozy ASMR Mother's Day Present Guide 🎁
221887 Nanou ASMR ASMR - Inaudible Whispering!
206446 Nanou ASMR ASMR - Satisfying Lid Sounds To Help You Sleep!
202455 ASMR Wan ASMR Fast At BOXING ARENA🥊 & 5 Differences Place with Mouth Sounds 👄
201873 Luna Bloom ASMR ASMR 1 or 2? 🩷 Perception Tests 🩷 (Eyes closed halfway through)
199115 ASMR Glow ASMR Ear Cleaning: Deep Relaxation Experience 🌌
198283 anna dreamy ASMR você VAI DORMIR com esse ASMR | Sono Garantido 👍😴
196871 ♡Necoma Ch.♡猫羽かりん 【けもりふ】 【KU100/ASMR】ご主人様の弱点を執拗に責めてくるっ♡いじわるメイドの耳責めASMR♡【音圧、密閉感、高音質】EarCleaning,Mouthsound,Whispering
192268 ASMR Cham ASMR Japanese Onomatopoeia Trigger Words for Deep Sleep😪💤 (hand movements, cupped whispers)
191646 Whispering Willow ASMR ASMR Wooden Skincare & Makeup for Sleep (layered sounds, pampering)
189503 Real Person ASMR by August ASMR Hair Styling, Make-Up Application & Clothing Adjustments 🌸 Getting Ready For The Ball | Ep 2
185761 WhisperAudios ASMR ASMR - ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAM 2024
182434 Amouranth ASMR Is this Relaxing? | Amouranth Massage ASMR
182350 TomASMR ASMR IN HOTEL (In Seoul)
182320 Lizi ASMR ASMR Dr Lizi Checks Your Cranial Nerves at Home ~ Soft Spoken Medical RP
180291 FredsVoice ASMR [ASMR] Imperial Officer Fixes Your Wounds
174680 Mol ASMR. ASMR español comiendo para dormir dulces argentinos
173711 beebee asmr Mouth Sounds ASMR ( wet/dry ) Nail Clacking, Mic Triggers, & Light Triggers
169025 Coromo Sara. ASMR Hypnotic ASMR Sensitive Triggers for Instant Sleep & Headache Relief ❤️‍🩹✨ (Personal Attention, etc)
165471 ASMR Anil Çakmak ASMR Mini Face Cup Therapy On Young Customer | ASMR Sleep Massage IN Real Barber Shop
162872 Diddly ASMR ASMR Why Aren't You Asleep Yet?
159010 지읒asmr 지읒asmr} 이 손톱 소리 중 니 취향 하나는 있겠지.
148057 MamaYunya Your Tomboy And Milf’s Special Ear Lick Surprise! 👅👂🏻ft. @DudeThatsWholesome
146766 beebee asmr ASMR Holding the Mic, Further Away From the Camera ASMR | Clicky Whisper Rambles, Mic & Mouth Sounds
146566 ASMR Rebecca ASMR Visual Triggers to Help You Sleep 🧠💤
146386 Calamity ASMR ASMR scratching your scalp between your itchy braids 💜 (hair play roleplay)
142401 Relax Han ASMR ASMR 100년의 역사를 가진 도쿄의 바버샵 마사지 | Tokyo Barber Shop massage with 100 Years of History | Part 2
140350 ASMR Bakery ASMR Sound Explorations | New & Rare Triggers (No Talking)
140257 ASMR KALI Je te chuchote tout doucement jusqu'à ce que tu t'endormes ~ ASMR pour dormir
139702 Arbmeis ASMR Limpieza energética, toco tu carita & masaje craneal
139496 HeyHelen ASMR АСМР Засыпай За 15 МИНУТ 😴 ГИПНОЗ ВИЗУАЛ Многослойный ШЕПОТ 🥱 ASMR VISUAL TRIGGERS 15 min SLEEP
137108 Akasi ASMR [türkçe asmr] ışıktan hoşlanmayanlar için ⬛️
133869 anna dreamy ASMR [ASMR] ANALISANDO SEU ROSTO BEM DE PERTINHO 🔎
133452 Carm ASMR [ASMR] 脳力値の変更 ロールプレイ
133242 Akuma ASMR ASMR Roleplay PELUQUERA COQUETA 😳
133117 Lowe ASMR ASMR Top 10 TINGLIEST Trigger Words
131932 Real Person ASMR by August ASMR Face Framing Spring Hair Styling 🌸 Perfectionist Hair Adjusting + Flower Placements
130758 Dr. T ASMR EVERY ASMRist Wants One Of These Satisfying Machines (ASMR)
130137 ASMR KALI Scratching & Brushing pour ceux qui adorent ça ! ASMR pour dormir
129564 ASMRmpits ASMR Spit Painting Ourselves! With Different Objects ( mouth sounds [collab w/ Jaxi ASMR] )
128951 Keara’s ASMR Giving My Neice The ASMR Tingles ✨
124589 Alexandria ASMR ASMR Mean Big Sisss does your prom makeup 🫶🙄💋
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