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I just had my first TMS session last night. It wasn't bad except for a random, sharp pain through my left eye brow and a bit of my cheek bone every time the treatment was active. The tech and doctor both tried to adjust the coil, etc, but it made no difference; they said they literally had never heard of or seen anyone experience this.
I'm thinking it might have to do with being on Medical Medium protocols if anyone is familiar (if not, that's cool! Not for everyone and a bit controversial but I'm at the try anything and everything point). I know MM is not a fan of TMS himself but (see previous parenthetical reference). I'm wondering if it has to do with heavy metal (very micro amounts mind you) drainage due to protocols via the Cavernous and Opthalmic drainage systems (I realize how odd this may sound) and the effect of TMS. Anyone been on MM protocols and tried TMS?
I’m looking for a fic I read on AO3 and I didn’t bookmark it and I can’t remember the name. I searched through my history with no luck. I wonder if the author deleted it 🥺
Here are all the details I can immediately recall:
Hermione is the minister and she uses her political power to set Draco free when he expects to get the kiss, but he has to live as a muggle and of course doesn’t have a wand.
Draco meets a muggle guy at a bar and ends up becoming flatmates with him and another guy.
Draco sits with an old lady who has Alzheimer’s and periodically thinks Draco is her husband. He plays along when it happens
Hermione ends up having sex with the roommate of Draco’s that he had met in the bar and she ends up obliviating herself from his memory.
There’s a new threat and Hermione asks Draco to infiltrate the group and she gives him an insane black market wand. He does as she asks but she doesn’t hear from him for months. He killed the leader and polyjuiced as him almost the entire time he was away. He brings them to the ministry during a gala or something like that and Draco kills all the followers.
Draco has what appears to be mental issues, but it’s something darker than that. Kind of like dementors, but not that… they follow him around and it doesn’t bode well for his mental state.
Draco finds a 3 year old a boy named Leo by the lions at the zoo that had been abandoned. Hermione had gone to the bathroom and Draco is asking what his mother looks like and when he sees Hermione, he points to her.
Draco performs magic in front of Leo. Like making a 3 story slide and tent type thing.
Draco loves Leo and Hermione can’t bond with the little boy. Hermione goes into the boy’s memories and he was neglected and the mother was on drugs and the father was abusive to the mom (I think) and the mom ends up killing the dad and she’s the one who took Leo to the zoo and left him there. Draco is extremely protective of Leo.
Ron is NOT a good person and ends up with the R word carved into his forehead by Draco with the wand Hermione had given him after he does something horrible to her while Draco was out walking with Leo and comes back when it’s happening.
Harry and Ron are both Aurors and Ron is suspended after what happens.
Draco ends up wiping the boy’s memory of all magic and him and Hermione and calls to have the boy picked up and placed with a loving family. He did it for Hermione, but she thought he wiped out the painful things the boy experienced, which she knows will make him into who he is supposed to be, just like all of it made Draco into who he was.
The old lady that Draco sits with is actually a witch (a Hufflepuff I think and her husband was pretty much how Draco was to Hermione at Hogwarts) and she knows what’s actually wrong with Draco and she has to do some memory magic to help get rid of them and she accidentally completely wipes Hermione out of his mind in the process.
Hermione is pregnant and for some reason Draco goes to the hospital I think the old lady told him to go and talks to Ron outside after being inside and asks who Hermione had been with or something like that… and at some point Ron lifts up his hair that he grew out to cover what Draco carved into his forehead and told him that he was the one who did that.
The ending is in Hermione’s minister office and her secretary is a muggle and she says she tried to keep them from coming in just as Draco and their children come running in to Hermione’s office.
I hope that’s enough to help it be recognized! I think it was from like 2010-2015…
TL;DR: New relationship with an exchange student who’s giving mixed signals. She’s referred to me as her boyfriend and even said she loved me, but her actions are inconsistent. Unsure about her feelings and where we stand.
I’ve (27M) been dating my girlfriend (24F), an exchange student, for five weeks. We met at a student event and hit it off. She’s leaving in four months, and I’m trying to understand our relationship better.
Initially, when discussing our relationship status, she suggested we “wait and see.” However, she soon started calling me her boyfriend to her friends and even said she loved me, only to brush it off as “instinct”. I didn’t say it back but broached the subject later that night, and she mentioned that she felt that way about me but would say it again when she felt like it. I haven’t pressed the issue since, but it left me confused.
She doesn’t show much interest in getting to know me, rarely asks questions, and is slow to respond to texts. In person, things are slightly better, but there’s a language barrier since she’s from Turkey.
Our interactions are mostly in group settings, and she often speaks her native language, which isolates half of our friends in the group including myself. I’m the one initiating plans and expressing the desire to see her. We haven’t been intimate yet, and she’s uncomfortable with new people sleeping over regardless whether it’s platonic or not, though she made an exception for a friend recently.
I’m at a loss about her past, her feelings for me, and the direction of our relationship. Whenever I try to learn more, she says I’m too serious or ask too many questions. There’s no erratic behavior, just a constant state of confusion on my end.
Has anyone else experienced receiving mixed signals like being called a boyfriend/girlfriend and even an ‘I love you’ early in the relationship, only to have those statements downplayed later? How did you handle it?
Is it common to feel like you’re the only one initiating conversations and making plans in a new relationship? How can I encourage my partner to take more initiative?
How can I have an open conversation with my girlfriend about where our relationship is heading without making her feel pressured?
Off late I feel so left out of blessings or perhaps let me say nothing great is happening or has happened to me in a while.
I haven't lost all hope but I am just complacent that nothing amazing happens to me and perhaps God is tending to other people or he is ignoring me ...or maybe I'm just not praying or listening to worship music.
Basically he has sidelined me...and I'm beginning to be okay with that however painful it is.
I'm just also wondering if maybe the Guardian Angel assigned to me was fired ....or something must have happened to them because damnnn can a girl get some great amazing news ...some answered prayers...some joy and pockets of sunshine.
I've been sitting in darkness for years
So i posted yesterday, I've been twitching in my right bicep area for about a week and today i noticed clear loss of fullness of bicep near the arm forearm crease. Atleast as compared to left side. Over past month or so I felt like I'm dropping things and my grip is weak as usual i just assumed anxiety, but this is new.. Is it possible to loose muscle without much change in daily work? I heard usually als twitching occurs after muscle loss so I'm very scared.
My soul dog crossed the rainbow bridge in Febuary. I had other dogs in the past, but never had such a strong bond with them. I'm still affected by this loss. It doesn't help that he was a bernese and they are really common around here. Everytime I see one on walks, my heart breaks reminding me that I'll never take mine on walks ever again.
My partner and I are in the process of buying a house with a big backyard in a rural area and I've been thinking about getting another dog, but I'm scared. I'm scared I'm subconsciously trying to replace my dog to fill the void he left, that I'll put to much pressure on the new pup to be like my dog. I even told my BF I don't want another Bernese, because I'm affraid I'll see my beloved Balou everytime I'll look at him, just to be reminded that it's not him and never will be.
The new pup wouldn't deserve that. I'd feel bad for him if I end up not loving him as much as my late dog. Maybe it's a sign it's too early for me to adopt a new dog? At the same time a part of me feel like it would help me move on. I'm not sure.
37F. Breastfeeding.
Red spot, 2 cm? under Left nipple on the breast itself. Upon examination it may be a follicle because a tiny amount of white stuff came out when squeezed weeks ago but it does not have a head and does not look like a traditional zit or ingrown hair.
1 course of antibiotics. 1 week with cortisol cream. 4-5 weeks of no change. OB did not even examine it, spoke over me that "breast cancer is always deep in the breast" and "a mammogram won't show anything anyways because you're breastfeeding." No I am not making that up, those are direct quotes from the <5 minute appointment I made two weeks ago. She did not let me say that I've been breastfeeding for most of the last decade, and I know my breasts, I know mastitis, boob zits and normal pain/itch but this has had me with a one sided deep itch for weeks- and this may NOT be a bad thing but it is very definitely a DIFFERENT thing.
I'm headed to my PCP tomorrow. Not sure if there is bruising around it now or redness because im looking at it or if I'm just seeing shadows and my brain is working itself up.
What should I ask for, as far as testing or imaging or whatnot given the lactation? And can anyone give me encouragement because I'm the only stable parent for three young kids, and this feels scary?
so my gf who’s possibly BPD/NPD has been with me for over a year. six months into the relationship ,after a long honey moon phase, a friend of mine claimed he heard her speaking from a balcony near his place one night and that she was with two guys. he didn’t think much of it and couldn’t actually see her. I confronted her about this claim the day after and she denied it saying she never left home that night.
After this she slowly got distant until she completely ghosted me and left me hanging for almost 5 excruciating months, I was in so much pain during this cause I never got any closure and was torturing myself mentally. she re appeared at my place one night when i was finally feeling like I was healing and I took her back, she claimed to have been feeling depersonalized and that she was crying in bed and staring at a wall for most of this time.
I tried to be understanding but deep down I never forgave her for this and I never accepted that she was just in this bad state of mind and it wasn’t more personal or that some cheating was involved. I couldn’t get why she would put me through all that but I was willing to believe that she didn’t want to hurt me.
Here’s where I messed up, I tried to talk to her about my trust issues after this and she said she would be there for me but any discussion about it got quickly shut down and I could see it hurt her to talk about it, my feelings of distrust grew and I didn’t know how to talk about them. I saw she had a few chats with some guys I don’t know but there weren’t any messages (in one it was some guy asking her how she’s doing and she didn’t reply and in the other one she sent a hamster sticker but that’s all there was in the chat). anyway the problem was my doubts in her kept accumulating and I couldn’t figure out how to confront her until yesterday where I chose probably the worst time to.
yesterday she told me the story of how she caught her own mom cheating on her dad when she was 15 (through phone texts) and showed her dad the proof but they still stayed together till this day. I said something about how that must be a bad example for a child (cheating mom got no consequences for her actions, dad stayed despite the betrayal) and then told her how I felt like she must’ve found someone else and moved on from me back during the ghosting phase. (I admit this was probably the worst time to bring up my feelings but it felt like I could connect to the story) almost immediately she started to cry but seemed to decide not to. she said she would go to the bathroom but just got her stuff and came back and told me she’d be going out with a cold expression. it’s been 24 hours now and she hasn’t contacted me.
this whole thing has taken quite a toll on me, I started to think that I’m the one with BPD because of my trust issues, I don’t know if I’m out of touch and I should apologize for what I did or if I’m being manipulated. I guess it must hurt that I bring up these doubts after months of being back together and especially when she was telling me such a personal story. now I’m half expecting her to be gone again and it wouldn’t surprise me if she ghosts me again but I don’t know if texting her myself is a good idea. maybe I should just go NC
I have been dealing with kidney stones for about a decade starting when I was 18. I had a failed lithotripsy and successful mini pcnl over the past 4 weeks. They were able to remove the impacted 1.5cm stone from my left ureter. Oddly, I never felt any pain in my left side even though there was clearly inflammation. For the past three years or so I’d experienced pretty intense pain on my right side and just kind of gritted through it because I knew it was just stones. Nephrologist would let me know my kidney function was good every 6 months.
Since getting a stent, I started taking oxybutynin. This not only alleviated symptoms from the stent, but also eased the pain I was feeling in my right flank. Since there are no stones or blockages in my right ureter - proven by the imaging done before surgery - I had no idea what could be causing the pain until I found renal colic researching stones.
Has anyone experienced Renal Colic? And did Ditropan help with the symptoms. I have 7 small stones in my right kidney and am really hoping this medication could be a solution for me.
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So, if you’re just joining us, I work at a haunted zoo now. Since I’ve gotten some rest, it feels like I’ve got my head on straight, at least, so I’d like to continue where I left off.
I sat on the floor in the office after meeting the ghost until I’d settled my rattled mind (and realized I’d forgotten to ask her name, how rude is that?). I took a deep breath and got up off the floor. Walking over and falling into the rolling chair in front of the large screen of camera views, when I brought up the camera that covered the area in which I’d spotted her, she was still there, and it seemed she hadn’t moved an inch.
Sitting there, at a loss, I continued to watch her. The ghost hung around for another five minutes or so, appearing to look at a few things off-screen, though I’m not sure what. Then she walked off into the forest and left the view of the cameras. I wasn’t sure if she vanished into the ether or if she’d gone looking into the trees to look for something.
But that wasn’t the end of the job interview, so let me jump back there. It continued into what kind of animals the zoo had, with Andrew asking me how much experience I had with dangerous animals.
I took a moment to consider the question. “So, ah…I’ve been going hunting and fishing with a neighbor since I was sixteen,” I told him. “We always have to keep an eye out for gators, bears, and hogs. Then there’s snakes, of course…snapping turtles… Since I’ve lived here my whole life and been aiming for a job with wildlife for a long time, I know a lot about the animals in Arkansas in general. But good advice for all of the above is avoid them, so I’ve had
encounters, but I don’t know if you’d say I have
experience with them.”
“That’s fine,” Andrew said, nodding. “That’s an answer I’m satisfied with. Now, the ghost was the appetizer, Ripley; here’s the main course. To start with, the pay isn’t twenty-five an hour. It’s fifty.”
Staring in shock for a moment, I asked, “Are you serious?”
“Yeah. But that’d be weird to post online considering what applicants think we need, so I halved it.”
“That’s… Okay, why?”
“The animals are already here. You just can’t see them.”
I stared at him for a long moment, some disbelief worming its way into my expression, before saying, “Sorry, what?”
“There’s a chance you’d naturally never see them, or at least some of them,” he continued casually. “It depends on both your genetics and how long you stay on the job. I can naturally see six of them, but that’s it. Suzanne can see all of them, and more. Some are what people would label demons or ghosts. Or magic. Mostly you’d call them cryptids. The ghost was just a warm-up; I mentioned her first because it never takes more than a week to see her if you work the night shift. If you manage to handle her okay, soon you’ll be able to see the animals too. The more time you spend on the grounds, for weird reasons,” he said, wiggling his fingers in the direction of the back door, “the more you’ll be able to see.”
“So, this…this is a zoo for cryptids,” I echoed slowly. He nodded once, waiting to find out what kind of reaction I would have. I gestured vaguely around the room. “If this is a hidden camera show, will you cut me a check for showing up and participating?”
Andrew coughed out a chuckle and shook his head. “No joke. There are a ton of stories out there that have been written to death, pulverized until they’re not the Grimm stories of old and instead they’re Disney films. A lot of those stories come from what some humans have seen. There are dozens of other worlds pressed up against ours, and occasionally things come through by accident. If they’re smart, they’ll lay low and then make their way back when they can. If not, they become local folklore until someone helps them back. I’m just from London, but Suzanne is from somewhere else. She hires people like us for this zoo. Humans.”
Sighing, I shook my head. “That makes no sense. Why would she hire a muggle for a magic zoo?”
Andrew burst out laughing at that, and then waited to gather himself before he continued. “Fair point, but this is less about magic and more about animals, and you’re missing some information that will explain it. First of all, if I misjudge an employee, and they think they can make bank by outing the endangered and valuable animals we have, it’s easy to relocate the zoo.”
“Because magic?” I asked.
“Exactly,” he replied, ignoring the thread of skepticism in my tone. “That means it isn’t the end of the world if that happened, though it is a pain in the arse. But second…let me ask you a question. Speaking of reality shows, say the Discovery Channel put out a call to replace Steve Irwin when he passed. Imagine they had a line out the door,” he said with a gesture, “of people who thought they had the skill and natural talent to replace him, to take on everything he’d been doing his whole life. How many do you reckon would lose an arm, a leg, or their life, by the end of the day?”
My lips parted in surprise and I narrowed my eyes at him. “You’re saying people from…wherever…they’re just as dumb as humans, but they’re worse, because they actually think they can handle these things.”
Andrew pointed the pen at me. “
Things. Exactly. You called them things. Suzanne and her friends grew up with them and would call them animals. These animals have dispositions and temperaments that we’ve studied for as long as there have been scientists. Where Suzanne’s from, they know the weaknesses of these animals, and also they’re in enclosures here, even if you and I can’t see the walls because they’re invisible things called ‘wards’. If I hire someone who’s got magic on top of all that, they’ll have almost no instinctive fear.
“Everything here is nocturnal, and every one of them is a hunter. Some of these things? Humans see them and they pass out. Not that I want you passing out, but I need someone who is scared of these things, who knows to stay out of the enclosures no matter what. Not someone who thinks they can train them to do tricks, who gets close enough for them to grab a mouthful of hair and drown them. Once, we had a night shift manager injured, and once killed, because they didn’t take these animals seriously enough.”
Thinking back to the Sea World orca incident I knew he’d been referencing, I remembered wondering how someone at that level of her profession could be so careless as I watched the video on YouTube. It made sense when he explained it like that. I hesitated before mentally throwing my hands up and going all in. “So, why put this place here, then? If they’re endangered and also dangerous, why have a zoo at all instead of just a small reserve?”
He pursed his lips, looking disappointed in me. “Ripley. You know that already. You already said as much.”
Thinking back through our conversation, I said, “The rich humans who pay top dollar to see supernatural animals.”
“Not humans,” he told me. “But people, yes, and they are rich, and they’re making donations and spending their money on a ticket here because everything we have is endangered.”
“So…”
I just let my voice trail off and my mind started to drift. Andrew remained silent, letting me do so. There’s that thing people say, ‘I believe that you believe it,’ which is just a kinder way of saying, ‘Bullshit.’ Parents say it about closet monsters. Psychologists say it to people who say they’ve been abducted and probed by aliens. I wanted to say it to Andrew.
But I also wanted a job. If it meant working overnight at an empty zoo, that was fine. When it came down to it, especially when I took the tone of our conversation into account, this was a zoo specifically focused on preserving endangered ‘animals’, and it was allegedly doing important work. Also, if this turned out to be the real deal and I started seeing the animals, I would deal with it, just like I would deal with an enclosure that had a lion or tiger or gorilla. If it came with a ghost and invisible creatures, I really didn’t see what the difference was, if I couldn’t go in the enclosures either way.
On that note, I’d like you to imagine a kid who looks at a roller coaster, watching everyone screaming and grinning as they go up and down and all around and they’re like, ‘Heck, I could do that! That looks like a blast!’
Then they get on, the first drop hits, and they realize they’ve made a terrible mistake.
“All right,” I sighed. “I can’t say I’m going to turn down a job just because it’s going to be scary. Especially not one with this paycheck.”
Andrew smiled. “Awesome. There’s an adjustment process for anyone working here, similar to a dog that gets adopted, actually. I know the general guidelines of, ‘three days, three weeks, three months’ in terms of milestones, until they finally feel they’re where they’re supposed to be,” he told me, “and you can think of your time here along those lines. I really think you’re a great fit, and once you reach the milestone of working here for three months, I’ll officially consider you our new night shift guard. And I hope you’ll stay with us for many years.”
I nodded and smiled at the flattery of an employer wanting me to work a great job for them for a long time. I’d never had a dog, but those milestones were well-known among anyone who knew animals, especially dogs. The first three days, the dog is getting to know its new digs, exploring, and decompressing. At three weeks, they’ve gotten used to their environment and are starting to get comfortable with their surroundings and the routines of the humans they live with. By three months, they know the rules and follow them, they trust you, and they feel they are where they’re meant to be. I could only hope to be so lucky.
I saw the ghost two days ago and she has yet to make another appearance (for those who are curious, I asked, and her name is Leila), and I still hadn’t seen any animals. I did hear one, though, I feel compelled to note. A growling roar sounded from the lake on occasion, echoing across the vast zoo, sending a shiver down my spine. Whatever that animal was, it sounded gigantic.
Andrew said there was apparently a group that wanted to visit for a birthday and they were offering a huge donation, so he let me know they were making an exception and that this group would be walking through the park that night. That meant I’d be watching people watching animals that, as far as I could tell, weren’t there.
It was anticlimactic. Even the three people who came for the tour just looked like people, not like aliens or something eldritch from another dimension, and I stayed in the security office the whole time. Andrew was the one giving the tour. I watched them spend about five minutes at each enclosure, the hour or so that they were there passing without incident. It was clear that they were able to see all the animals, though, since they motioned excitedly at each enclosure and spoke to Andrew, who presumably answered any questions they had.
If they could see the animals, that was that. There was still that niggle in the back of my head, from my twenty-three years of life never encountering anything like ghosts or cryptids, telling me that this was ridiculous. Waiting for someone to knock on the door, a camera mounted on their shoulder, to tell me that it was a big joke and they wanted to see how long I’d play along. But from all I saw, this was a real place with real, invisible animals.
I do carry a taser and pepper spray in my capacity as a security guard. Though it isn’t for the animals, since they’re in the enclosures; they’re actually for the rare instance of a break-in. Andrew mentioned that it had happened several times it the past, someone trying to steal an animal in the hopes of selling it on the black market. They’d been successful before, but apparently my predecessor Roger was good at his job, and mostly they left in handcuffs.
I’ll be honest, I’m not a huge fan of confrontation, but my job was to call Andrew and then confront the person, not kick their ass. That’s what the police were for, or rather, the people Andrew would call in lieu of police in certain situations.
Fifty bucks an hour. That’s the key here. Andrew hadn’t set up direct deposit, since he was sticking with a strategy of waiting to see if I’d continue to work there once I found out myself dealing with the animals (I’ve decided I am going to just call them animals). Instead, I got an old-fashioned check after my shift every Friday. The number on the first check was delightful. I went out that evening and had a big dinner at the local diner, order my most expensive favorites on the menu and a big slice of pie for dessert.
When it came to the paychecks in general, though, I had this weird feeling of not wanting to tell my dad and brother about the fact that it was actually $50/hr. I previously mentioned that my dad, his name’s Nathan if you’re curious, works at a local grocery store. Our town has a couple food franchises, but I think its size is just short of whatever threshold Walmart uses to decide where to open. He earns $14/hr. and that’s after the tiny raises he’s gotten over the past thirteen years.
That’s not to say he’d feel bad about not making as much as me. On the contrary, he would be ecstatic for me and really proud. But, like me, he’d be suspicious. That hourly rate was the biggest hint that this was more than just a private zoo for cryptids. And as soon as that fat check cleared without problems, my dad wouldn’t be satisfied with reassurances; he’d want to come visit the zoo and look around.
I’d told him it’s a private preservation with scheduled (expensive) visits only and that it had only eleven animals, so he’d been appeased by me brushing off the idea of a visit. Also, I took a few photos of my workplace; one of the security room, one of me sitting in my chair, one photo of the many screens I watched, and a selfie where I was feigning sleep out of boredom, slouched in my chair with my mouth open in a faux snore. That let him feel like he knew where I was and what I was doing, and that I was safe.
But if I told him I was making double what he thought, my father would practically order me to quit. No job was worth my safety, he’d tell me. I was quite of the opposite opinion, however, considering how crucial any and all conservation efforts were these days. Especially with the steep extinction levels due to humans competing with other animals for space, not to mention climate change. Working in any job that helped preserve species and keep ecosystems in balance, or put them back in balance, was so important.
Then again, my father would also point out something I had realized right away: the fact was that I was working with endangered species that were not from Earth. I wasn’t helping my planet. To be honest, though…that didn’t matter to me. Especially after that talk with Andrew about why he hired a human for this job, I figured whichever dimension these animals came from had the equivalent of us, razing forests to the ground, clouding the planet with pollution, and leaving the animals with no avenue of recourse when yet more land was taken from them.
I really do hope to keep working here for a long time, though, and not just because of the money. I can’t help it; I want to know what these things were, and I want to work with them, to do the job of a zookeeper. The same way you go up to the chain-link fence to get close to a carnivore on the other side who thinks you’d make a nice afternoon snack. You just want to be closer to them, to experience that incredible, daunting feeling of being in their presence.
Unsurprisingly, it wasn’t long before I got what I wanted.
The day after we had the tour go through, I was doing my sweep when I saw the ghost again. She was sitting on a small boulder in the same area I’d seen her the first time, looking identical, blood covering the front of her slashed shirt, the wounds visible underneath. I stopped and stood there for a moment before I decided to raise my hand in a small wave.
The young woman cocked her head at me and raised a hand in the air in an imitation of my gesture, her expression showing a bit of curiosity.
She was low-key, seemingly not concerned with my presence, looking at me as a novel phenomenon in her world. I wondered what that world consisted of. Was she always here, sometimes visible and sometimes not? Or did she have another world next to ours, in the ether, where she left everything in this world behind and floated in her disembodied form? Did she still feel emotions? Was that really curiosity on her face, or was I projecting? Did she feel happiness? Fear? Did she have the option of moving on, or was she stuck here?
Many questions that I might never get the answers to. And that was assuming Andrew knew the answers, since I’d never met Suzanne Cooper and he hadn’t even mentioned that possibility. This place was clearly her baby, but I’m sure running it was a lot of work. Plus, if she was rich enough to own it, she was rich enough to have other businesses and charities to run.
When it comes to the enclosures, they’re all wrapped by a barrier of some kind, though never one that seems adequate. There was not a single place with the ugly metal weavings of a chain-link fence, and no stretches of circular razor wire. Instead, there are nice fences. Black iron, or wrought steel fencing in a similar style to the one circling the perimeter of the zoo, just shorter and with different patterns. Or a spaced picket fence, the wood stained in some tone of brown, or a split two-rail fence. As if to say,
‘This is the border of your enclosure, but we’re just letting you know out of courtesy.’ When I started to pass enclosure number seven last night, a young woman’s voice spoke, “Hello.”
I startled, unaware that I hadn’t been alone. “Oh. Hi,” I said, staring at her standing a few yards in.
She had been next to a large tree and I hadn’t seen her. This enclosure was behind a picket fence, and she walked through the large area of wild grasses and flowers that stretched across the other side of the fence. There were fewer tall grasses closer to the fence, which I guessed was because it had been tromped down by her regular pacing along it when there were visitors, or if she wanted to see the various enclosures of the zoo. Her sudden appearance was a bit weird, considering I had been expecting to see a cryptid and instead I was looking at, it seemed, an attractive Asian woman.
She wore a black kimono, the soft silk robe draped gently over her body, with beautiful patterns of cherry blossoms, more so over her left side, and red and blue birds with their wings spread. A sash wrapped around her abdomen, she wore socks and sandals on her feet, and her hair was up in those rolls that gave volume to the style.
I was no expert on any fashion, much less that of another country, so I just assumed it was all traditional Japanese clothing. Most likely, the visitors who came liked to see a certain time-honored style and that’s what she stuck with. Or maybe she played on stereotypes. That would be amusing.
“I’m Yui. It’s nice to meet you,” she spoke, arriving at the border of the fence and holding out a hand for me to shake.
I’d been standing about three yards away from her, and I’ll be honest, muscle memory tried to kick in. But I only made it two steps, my hand starting to rise, before I froze, the hand falling limply at my side. “Nice to meet you, too,” I answered, my voice quiet.
Damn. I wonder how many times that honey trap works back where she comes from. The pleasant look on her face faded, and she lowered her hand. “You won’t shake hands with me? Isn’t that rude?”
“I mean, I kind of like my hand where it is. You know, attached to me.”
Her demure smile widened into something more amused. “I would never do something so revolting.”
Looking her up and down, as if more visual information would give me more knowledge of what she was, I asked her, “What
would you do?”
“I would be less wasteful,” she said softly.
A finger of ice trailed down my spine, and I had the sudden image in my head of her grabbing my outstretched hand in an iron grip and yanking me over the fence, leaving me to sprawl on the ground. Then killing and consuming me efficiently, without a single careless step, the same way humans slaughtered pigs, using everything from the hog but the squeal. I was struck with a shiver at the idea of her consuming everything from me but my screams.
Slowly, I took one step further down the path, then another. Just as I got to a walking pace, though, I realized the woman had started walking too, in the same direction. I’d have eventually gotten to the end of her enclosure and keep going, leaving her behind, but she spoke up. “Are you leaving?”
I came to a stop, meeting her gaze again. “My job is to walk the zoo every hour. Then I’ll get back to the security room and stay there until my next walk.”
“Have you met the others yet?”
I hesitated before saying, “Just Leila.”
She blinked languidly. “That means nobody welcomed you here.”
“Andrew did.”
She didn’t reply to that. Instead, she slowly started to lean forward, and I flinched backward a few steps further as I saw insect legs start curling out from her back.
No. Not insect. Arachnid. The eight legs ended in small ‘paws’ with tiny claws, a layer of hairs covering the leg from top to bottom, like any typical tarantula. I took two more slow steps back and my mouth went dry as the jointed legs just kept lengthening, until they were large enough to lever her off the ground.
My gaze had been on the spider legs, but my heart skipped a beat as I realized her human legs had melded together and turned into a bulging abdomen. Her skin was shifting to a carapace, eventually all the way up to her shoulders and down her arms, her fingers elongating and her nails stretching to claws. From there down, her body was that of a pale tarantula with pedipalps the size of my arms and piercing fangs in her jaws that looked like they could take my head off.
There was a moment, my vision blurring, where I was worried that I might piss myself. The part of my brain that still had its humor intact in that moment told me that I should keep an emergency set of clothes in my car, or at the very least, start wearing Depends to work.
“I show you my true form,” she said softly, her voice now raspy like an eighty-year-old after a lifelong smoking habit. “Welcome to Suzanne Cooper’s zoo. The night shift guard for many years was Roger, before he retired and the zoo moved, and I miss him dearly. What should I call you?”
I choked on my words. There was no way my throat was going to cooperate enough for me to clearly get a sentence out. Instead, I realized my legs had taken control of the situation themselves, unsatisfied with my conscious brain’s decision to stand and stare, taking steps backward. I backed up a yard, then five yards, then ten.
My mind focused on the fact that spiders don’t waste anything, and pictured my demise. I’d be wrapped in a cocoon, killed, and made nice and mushy before she had me for dinner.
The whole time, my brain was a frenzied mess, my pupils were probably the size of dimes, and I was staring at that tiny, pathetic fence between her and me. There was so much adrenaline pumping through my body that I felt like my bones were vibrating. The fence was, to my eyes, the only thing between us. The only thing keeping her from tackling and killing me. My only hope was that she’d do it quickly.
But she didn’t move. As I absorbed her innocent, polite words, the look on her face was calm, and I wondered if this was typically the way a conversation went before she devoured her prey. I wondered how many people she’d eaten. Not humans, not people from Earth, but the ones from where she came from. The fact that she doesn’t scare the shit out of those people means they’re staggeringly dumber than humans.
Finally, I rounded a corner, both relieved at having her out of my sight and worried that she would take that moment to come find me. When she’d been within eyeshot, I had at least known where she was and could run in the other direction. But I didn’t hear the sound of faint footsteps moving rapidly toward me. All was quiet, in that deep, smothering way that only an empty business in the middle of the night in small town America could be.
My hands trembling, I barely paid attention to anything but the confirmation that my surroundings were free of the colossal spider as I finally got back to the door. Grabbing the handle and letting my eyes dart around for about ten seconds and my ears prick for the slightest sound, I finally swiped my key card across the pad and went inside, shutting the door behind me and engaging the backup deadbolt.
Maybe that was why they had decided on keycards. If I was running from something and panicking, using an actual key or inserting the card like at a hotel would keep me from getting to safety considering my hands were shaking enough to mix a margarita.
Walking over to my chair, I fell into it, letting my body flush itself of terror as I looked up at the cameras. There she was, still in arachnid form, exactly where I’d left her behind that rinky-dink fence, casually looking around and slowly pacing back and forth. I stared at her as my racing heart gradually slowed, and a minute or so later she turned on her eight legs and walked back into the trees.
Whatever invisible fences the enclosures have apparently work, which is nice, because I wasn’t keen on getting killed by one of the creatures here. And that’s what brings me here, spilling out everything that’s happened so far. Because nearly passing out from terror isn’t something I wanted to deal with at work, obviously, but I keep going over what she did in my head again and again, and I feel like I reacted like a child who spotted a wolf spider on their bed. I started to worry for my overactive sense of self-preservation, at least in my capacity as an employee here.
The spider didn’t even try to hurt me, and so I was feeling a bit foolish. Even annoyed, actually, at the fact that I’d freaked out so hard and took off instead of trying to engage in at least basic conversation. I got the sense that she wasn’t at human-level intelligence, but I was never going to be able to hold any level of conversation with an alligator.
Sure, she did mention that she wouldn’t be so crass as to yank off my hand because she’d rather just have my entire corpse, but wouldn’t a wolf do the same if it was hungry? Wouldn’t any carnivore? Actually, they probably would’ve been satisfied with one of my hands. The fear here was from the fact that she turned into a giant spider. If she’d turned into Clifford, I would’ve reacted the same way, if not better than, meeting Leila.
With that, I decided I’m staying on the job. Considering how frustrated I can get with foolish people, it’s a bit hypocritical, and I’m being a bit of an idiot. But…there are definitely wards keeping them in their enclosures. Also, I signed up for creatures for another dimension, whether or not I believed in them at the time, and I will not let encountering my first one in an objectively boring way be the reason I quit.
The money is a factor, I’ll grant you. Of course it is. And I can’t spend it if I’m dead, but all signs point to surviving as long as I don’t do anything dumb. Also, yes, I’ll admit there’s a not-so-little voice in the back of my head that’s desperate to know what else is here. I never thought I’d do something like this, but finding out these things are real, I honestly do want to learn more about them.
Still, though, I decided to call Andrew at the end of my shift to ask if the pepper spray and taser I carried worked on a certain spider, as well as the other animals I’d yet to meet.
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/storiesbykaren I don't lie because I'm scared I'll be admitted btw. I've left out that I've self-harmed and that I liked a friend so losing her was extra hard along with losing my other friends. Basically I've just left out a lot of information.
My psychologist is suggesting EDMR therapy and I have no idea how to come clean cause half the 'traumatic' memories would make no sense as I've been too scared and embarrassed to give the full context. I really want to be honest but it'd feel like I'd feel the emotions all over again. I've kept on running away from what I have to accept about my situation or I just self harm to make my pain physical. I'm at a loss here to be honest.