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2024.05.14 02:00 RSurvivorMods Survivor 46 Episode 11 Survey Results

Here are the results from S46 Episode 11 Day After Survey.
You can view Google's interactive summary of the results here.

Total Responses: 366

Overall Reactions

Average: 8.49 Standard deviations: 1.43
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
0% 0.3% 1.1% 0.5% 1.6% 4.4% 12.6% 21% 32% 26.5%

Contestant Reactions

The top 5 Survivors are listed below. In all questions, up to 3 picks were allowed.
Which Survivors played the best strategically?
  1. Maria (97.8%)
  2. Charlie (83.5%)
  3. Q (37.2%)
  4. Ben (25.1%)
  5. Liz (17.9%)
Which Survivors were the most exciting characters to watch?
  1. Q (82.4%)
  2. Liz (74.4%)
  3. Maria (45.2%)
  4. Charlie (25.9%)
  5. Tiffany (22.6%)
Which Survivors gave the best confessionals?
  1. Q (64.1%)
  2. Liz (59.8%)
  3. Maria (46.7%)
  4. Kenzie (34.8%)
  5. Tiffany (22.8%)
Which Survivors gave the best challenge performances?
  1. Charlie (93%)
  2. Tiffany (78.8%)
  3. Q (62.7%)
  4. Maria (9.2%)
  5. Liz (5.6%)
Which Survivors gave the best Tribal Council performances?
  1. Q (61.5%)
  2. Maria (60.9%)
  3. Charlie (44.1%)
  4. Liz (35.2%)
  5. Ben (17.5%)
Overall, which Survivors stood out to you the most in this episode?
  1. Liz (76.2%)
  2. Maria (71.2%)
  3. Q (70.1%)
  4. Charlie (24.7%)
  5. Tiffany (16.1%)

Gameplay

If you were Q, would you have taken Liz on the reward?
  1. No (51.8%)
  2. Yes (37.8%)
  3. I don't know (10.4%)
If you were Tiffany, would you have played your idol during an "obvious" Q vote?
  1. Yes (64.6%)
  2. I don't know (20.3%)
  3. No (15.1%)
Who would you have voted for at Tribal Council?
  1. Tiffany (79.7%)
  2. Q (12.4%)
  3. I don't know (8%)
In one word, describe Tiffany, the eleventh boot
  1. Strong (35)
  2. Idol / Idolisha (15)
  3. Overconfident (10)
  4. Fun / Funny (9)
  5. Badass, Blindsided, Cocky, Queen (7)
Would you like to see Tiffany return in a future season?
  1. Yes (68.9%)
  2. No (31.1%)

Editing/Production

Overall, how would you rate how this episode was edited?
Average: 8.29 Standard deviation: 1.61
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
0.3% 0.8% 1.1% 1.1% 1.1% 5.9% 15.1% 23.5% 25.8% 25.2%

Challenges

How would you rate the reward challenge?
Average: 6.91 Standard deviation: 1.97
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
0.6% 1.1% 5.6% 3.7% 12.4% 14.6% 19.7% 21.1% 12.1% 9.3%
How would you rate the immunity challenge?
Average: 6.92 Standard deviation: 1.83
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
0.6% 1.4% 3.1% 5% 11.5% 12% 25.5% 23.5% 10.4% 7%

Next Time on Survivor

The top 5 Survivors are listed below. Up to 2 picks were allowed.
Which Survivors are in the most danger next episode?
  1. Q (57.3%)
  2. Maria (46.9%)
  3. Kenzie (32.9%)
  4. Charlie (18.3%)
  5. Liz (18%)
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2024.05.14 01:37 Real-Leadership3976 Workplaces and social media

My boss asked me today if I was personally active on social media. I’m not. I deleted my Twitter ages ago and am on Facebook for birthday reminders. I browse Instagram for funny memes and reels. Boss asked me to follow all the companies social media outlets and start liking posts. Not part of my job. I’m an independent contractor. This is weird, right? I am not interested in doing this. Weird ask or am I overreacting?
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2024.05.14 01:22 Sufficient-Joke-3197 Discriminated against by capital gains need compensation.

I have posts saved from my screenshots and I'm getting to the point where I'm going to have to quit playing this game if I don't get compensated apparently everybody recently had bonus datas in the cantina... EXEPT for me. My roommates are in my guild with me, I spent thousands of dollars on this game over the last 7 years, and they're not even trying to contact me over 24 hours ago. I have posted on Facebook Twitter and Instagram, and I'm going to create a group page on all three of them specifically highlighting capital games wasting people's money and not ever compensating them when they actually get screwed over. I'm also going to try to get as many people as I can together and band spending money on anything from capital games especially not in Star wars Galaxy of heroes. Funny thing is I don't know anybody else that's missing those bonus zetas and now it's over. So they just screwed me for 3 days and didn't say anything at all. I'm going to have to blow this thing up as many places as I can and I will not stop until I'm compensated because I'm tired of having to fight for something simple you could fix for me.
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2024.05.14 01:11 Several-Cut4344 UPDATE: Coping with Heartache and Comparison as the Ex of an Alcoholic

Hey Reddit,
Just wanted to give you an update on my previous post. So, it turns out there have been some concerning developments with my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. As I mentioned before, they both struggled with alcoholism. Well, she recently got arrested for a DUI and possession of marijuana.
At first, I thought it was kind of funny, you know, the whole "like attracts like" thing. But then I started thinking about it more, and I just felt sorry for her. I mean, let's be real, she's a hot mess, and so is he.
Despite any outward appearances of happiness, it's clear their lives are intertwined with this ongoing battle. It's not a situation to envy. It's like, no matter what they're doing in life or as a couple, they're still dealing with their lifelong alcoholism, so there's not really anything to be jealous of.
This whole situation has given me some clarity, though.
Original Post:
Hey everyone,
I hope you're all doing well. I wanted to share some recent developments and possibly seek some advice from this supportive community.
About a year ago, I was in a relationship with a guy who was not only my neighbor but also a friend. Our relationship took a complicated turn when we decided to explore something romantic, but it fizzled out after three months. Looking back, I realize now that his struggle with alcoholism was a major factor that led to our eventual breakup. Despite my efforts to salvage things, he became increasingly distant, eventually ending things by saying I wasn't a priority in his life. It was a tough blow to my self-esteem, but I've been working on moving forward.
Recently, he reached out with a late-night text, which I saw as a chance to reconnect. However, it turned out he had sent similar messages to other women, leaving me feeling used and disrespected. To make matters worse, I received a drunken voicemail from him and his new girlfriend, mocking me. It stung.
His new girlfriend, whom he met through work (they’re both in the entertainment industry), has become a prominent presence in their social media posts, showcasing their happiness together. Seeing him seemingly making efforts to change for her, something he never did for me, has left me questioning my own worth and feeling replaced.
Interestingly, she doesn't mention his struggles with alcohol in her posts, which makes me wonder if he's trying to quit drinking for her. His roommate mentioned he’s started to quit drinking because she’s already a positive influence in him life. Given his history, I remain skeptical.
While I try not to compare myself to his new relationship, I admit I've been fixating on their happiness, especially since she flaunts it on social media. I know it's unhealthy to check her posts, but sometimes I can't help myself. If anyone has advice on managing these feelings of comparison and insecurity, I'd appreciate hearing it. Thank you for listening.
As an update: They've only been seeing each other a little over a month, and she's already using words like "love" in her posts. It's a bit overwhelming, considering the short time frame. He seems content with his new girlfriend, and they've made their relationship Facebook official. She's posting a lot about how great he is and how happy they are together. Interestingly, she doesn't mention his struggles with alcohol. I can't help but wonder if he's quit drinking for her. While I know it shouldn't matter, it still hurts.
Additionally, I want to mention that while we never went Facebook official, I never cared to go public on social media. I'm not that kind of person who posts everything like she does.
Thank you for your support and understanding.
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2024.05.14 00:45 Affectionate-Wing704 Too guys who were once attractive and social whats your situation now?

In regards to dating and life. Cause everything seems crap to me now.
I going to sound concieted but guess its jut what was reality and im nothing special many guys like me but just stating my story to set scene and help my case now.
When i was young i was atheletic, musical, top grades and good looking. I didnt care for dating or sex much at all despite this but was popular and out a lot having fun. To sound even more concieted not that it matters as has caused pain to some girls but im well equipped to (so something offer some girls lol).
Due to my situation i wasnt going about cocky or anything but I had high standards as i held myself in certain view. But also at same time wasnt really dating as more studying and hanging with friends etc. And funnily not ever really into dating or thought about it as I think im somewhat autsitic anyway and being to close to people or with them long time annoys me.
Fast forward to now, my looks and college lifestyle got me by. lots of social opportunities, lots of friends etc.
Now im some place else completely im starting to look old, thinning hair, balding. I cant just go out and be my dumb funny happy 19 year old self as it just not really realistic. I barely have friends and if I do at my age they are different to many have families, or issues etc. They are not fun young party people anymore.
I still wouldnt say I was interested in dating either I moreso just miss being young and not need to worry about dating because my social life was great.
SO end of day life sucks now, I look like crap and social life sucks. Even if I go out I still got high standards and se myslef as this attractive young college guy but reality is there 100s out there like I was and I am not one of them now. Its just confusing. I dont even know what im asking and its not even dating advice I guess. But people asking why im single etc and the social life at my age prevents the kind of life you have when younger partying and meeting lots of people.
IF i meet someone my age they probably have a 10 year old child lol
Random chat but just kinda lost and any thoughts or advice. Just losing my looks and youth is hitting me hard as mentally im still in the same place. I guess If i were like others my ager looking to settle or have or had children it would not matter so much but im getting older and uglier every year but still thinking im a college boy lol
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2024.05.13 22:37 Philosophriend Is my (32M) relationship with my girlfriend (29F) officially over?

TL;DR: I cheated on my girlfriend of 4.5 years by going on a date with another woman. We didn't hook up, but I recognize that doesn't matter. I got exposed via one of those "Are We Dating the Same Guy" pages 5 months later, we broke up, and then after a few weeks decided to slowly fix things. After genuine improvements both on an individual level and relationship level, I got caught being on Hinge after making an account while on an international trip. I didn't meet with any women and used the app purely because it was a passive distraction. She has since ended the relationship once and for all and we haven't spoken in two weeks. I am trying to determine if the relationship is officially over or if I should attempt to reach out over time to demonstrate that I still care and want to fight for this as I have the last few months...
Hello all -- from the onset, let me start by acknowledging that I recognize that there is no excuse for cheating. I've taken responsibility for what I've done from the start, began therapy, and I was making active (and recognized) improvements to show that I was committed to change. So, if you intend on burning me at the stake for cheating, or rubbing my face in the consequences of my actions, please know that I've already done as much to myself and then some. For background sake, my ex and I dated for about 4.5 years.
Long story short, I was posted on one of those "Are We Dating the Same Guy" Facebook groups back in January by a girl that I went on two dates with while dating my then-girlfriend. For context, my ex and I broke up in the Summer of 2022 because of mounting fights and because I was unable to commit to a move-in date. During the breakup, I downloaded Bumble and matched with a girl that I could maintain good conversation with. We texted/phoned a few times, but we never met in person. Eventually, my ex and I got back together about roughly a month later, I ghosted the Bumble girl, and my relationship with my girlfriend moved on. Fast forward to about a year later (fall of 2023) -- I was out one night at a local bar and the Bumble girl was there on a date with another guy. She texted me later that night noting how funny it was that the first time we saw each other in-person was when she was on a date. We continued to text and I eventually made the poor decision to go out on not one, but two dates with her. We didn't sleep together and I broke things off after the second date because I realized how stupid and selfish I was being.
Fast forward to five months later (January of this year), the Bumble girl posted me on the above-mentioned Facebook group... I'm still in disbelief that she'd do so after only two dates, but word got back to my girlfriend and things went as you'd expect. Things were turbulent, she broke up with me, said that she couldn't forgive me for what I did, and that was that. However, after a couple of weeks, we began to reconnect. We began spending time together, sleeping together, and I made it a point to highlight how sorry I was and that I'd make the necessary improvements to show her that I was committed to her. As time went on, we began making genuine improvements as a couple, and things were steadily becoming good again... Until I made another poor decision.
In mid-March, I went to Japan with a couple of friends and I downloaded Hinge simply because I was curious. Despite getting matches, I didn't meet with anyone and purely downloaded it out of curiosity. Unfortunately, I never deleted the app upon returning home. Time went on and my ex and I maintained our continued progress and we were on the brink of becoming "official" again. In fact, roughly 3 weeks ago we took our first trip post-January and had a romantic getaway at a lake-front property. We had an incredible time and truly felt like ourselves again. Upon returning home, that next Monday, she told me that she was the happiest she's ever been and truly saw me as a forever partner again. Then, a few hours later, she called me asking if I was on Hinge -- one of her sister's friends saw me on the app. That, my friends, was the last straw. She was enraged, told me she was done, and that she should've never let me back in.
Let me highlight that I recognize that I shouldn't have been on Hinge, but again, I was passively swiping as a means to dissociate from the turbulent scenario I found myself in. It's a point that I'm unpacking in therapy. When I came back from Japan, she began discussing the possibility of eloping (her aunt has terminal cancer and she wanted her aunt to see her get married before she died), began discussing moving in, and was generally mounting pressure on our relationship even though we still had work to do. Again, I am not excusing my behavior, but in a sense, I was dissociating from the stress by engaging in an otherwise unhealthy distraction. I didn't maintain conversations or meet any women during this time. To my ex, though, it didn't matter. According to her, if I was truly committed to making things work, I should've never been on the app in the first place. It's tough because, as a way to demonstrate my commitment, I gave her access to my location and tried to establish that if I was seriously pursuing other women, why would I give her my location? It made no difference.
She went on to block me (which she's never done) and told me to leave her alone so that she could heal from this/move on. So, I respected her wishes and didn't contact her. I recognize I blew my shot. Then, a week later (roughly 2 weeks ago), she called me asking if I had certain kitchen items which she most assuredly knew I didn't have. She then went on to ask me how I was doing, to which, we ended up speaking for over 3 hours. She went from being angry to crying/asking how I could jeopardize our relationship after my improvements, to informing me that she's moving apartments because she's set on moving on and that there's simply too much baggage for our relationship to survive. Certain things that she said throughout this call demonstrated that she loved me immensely and that she'd miss me, but that she recognized that this couldn't continue. It was a hard phone call to stomach because, by her unblocking me and spending 3 hours on the phone with me, it instilled some form of hope (in a weird way).
It's been two weeks since we've spoken and all I can think about is her. Especially in light of the real improvements we had made before this all happened. I really was working on improving myself and considered her to be my life partner... Look, as I've noted from the onset, I'm reaping what I sowed; however, the last two and a half months before all of this were filled with genuine improvement and I truly believed that we were going to make it. She herself acknowledged this before I was discovered on Hinge. I am working through with my therapist as to why I was on Hinge post-Japan, but I just feel like this shouldn't be terminal. With that said, I've continued to respect her wishes and I haven't contacted her despite wanting to. I want to respect her healing process, even if that means losing her, but I can't help but feel like I should reach out to show that I care and that I'm willing to continue fighting. I love her immensely, consider her my partner and best friend, and despite what my actions demonstrate, am a work in progress. Am I in denial regarding this being over? Is there a chance for me here? Or do I let time take its course and move on?
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2024.05.13 22:35 Philosophriend Is my (32M) relationship with my girlfriend (29F) officially over?

TL;DR: I cheated on my girlfriend of 4.5 years by going on a date with another woman. We didn't hook up, but I recognize that doesn't matter. I got exposed via one of those "Are We Dating the Same Guy" pages 5 months later, we broke up, and then after a few weeks decided to slowly fix things. After genuine improvements both on an individual level and relationship level, I got caught being on Hinge after making an account while on an international trip. I didn't meet with any women and used the app purely because it was a passive distraction. She has since ended the relationship once and for all and we haven't spoken in two weeks. I am trying to determine if the relationship is officially over or if I should attempt to reach out over time to demonstrate that I still care and want to fight for this as I have the last few months...
Hello all -- from the onset, let me start by acknowledging that I recognize that there is no excuse for cheating. I've taken responsibility for what I've done from the start, began therapy, and I was making active (and recognized) improvements to show that I was committed to change. So, if you intend on burning me at the stake for cheating, or rubbing my face in the consequences of my actions, please know that I've already done as much to myself and then some. For background sake, my ex and I dated for about 4.5 years.
Long story short, I was posted on one of those "Are We Dating the Same Guy" Facebook groups back in January by a girl that I went on two dates with while dating my then-girlfriend. For context, my ex and I broke up in the Summer of 2022 because of mounting fights and because I was unable to commit to a move-in date. During the breakup, I downloaded Bumble and matched with a girl that I could maintain good conversation with. We texted/phoned a few times, but we never met in person. Eventually, my ex and I got back together about roughly a month later, I ghosted the Bumble girl, and my relationship with my girlfriend moved on. Fast forward to about a year later (fall of 2023) -- I was out one night at a local bar and the Bumble girl was there on a date with another guy. She texted me later that night noting how funny it was that the first time we saw each other in-person was when she was on a date. We continued to text and I eventually made the poor decision to go out on not one, but two dates with her. We didn't sleep together and I broke things off after the second date because I realized how stupid and selfish I was being.
Fast forward to five months later (January of this year), the Bumble girl posted me on the above-mentioned Facebook group... I'm still in disbelief that she'd do so after only two dates, but word got back to my girlfriend and things went as you'd expect. Things were turbulent, she broke up with me, said that she couldn't forgive me for what I did, and that was that. However, after a couple of weeks, we began to reconnect. We began spending time together, sleeping together, and I made it a point to highlight how sorry I was and that I'd make the necessary improvements to show her that I was committed to her. As time went on, we began making genuine improvements as a couple, and things were steadily becoming good again... Until I made another poor decision.
In mid-March, I went to Japan with a couple of friends and I downloaded Hinge simply because I was curious. Despite getting matches, I didn't meet with anyone and purely downloaded it out of curiosity. Unfortunately, I never deleted the app upon returning home. Time went on and my ex and I maintained our continued progress and we were on the brink of becoming "official" again. In fact, roughly 3 weeks ago we took our first trip post-January and had a romantic getaway at a lake-front property. We had an incredible time and truly felt like ourselves again. Upon returning home, that next Monday, she told me that she was the happiest she's ever been and truly saw me as a forever partner again. Then, a few hours later, she called me asking if I was on Hinge -- one of her sister's friends saw me on the app. That, my friends, was the last straw. She was enraged, told me she was done, and that she should've never let me back in.
Let me highlight that I recognize that I shouldn't have been on Hinge, but again, I was passively swiping as a means to dissociate from the turbulent scenario I found myself in. It's a point that I'm unpacking in therapy. When I came back from Japan, she began discussing the possibility of eloping (her aunt has terminal cancer and she wanted her aunt to see her get married before she died), began discussing moving in, and was generally mounting pressure on our relationship even though we still had work to do. Again, I am not excusing my behavior, but in a sense, I was dissociating from the stress by engaging in an otherwise unhealthy distraction. I didn't maintain conversations or meet any women during this time. To my ex, though, it didn't matter. According to her, if I was truly committed to making things work, I should've never been on the app in the first place. It's tough because, as a way to demonstrate my commitment, I gave her access to my location and tried to establish that if I was seriously pursuing other women, why would I give her my location? It made no difference.
She went on to block me (which she's never done) and told me to leave her alone so that she could heal from this/move on. So, I respected her wishes and didn't contact her. I recognize I blew my shot. Then, a week later (roughly 2 weeks ago), she called me asking if I had certain kitchen items which she most assuredly knew I didn't have. She then went on to ask me how I was doing, to which, we ended up speaking for over 3 hours. She went from being angry to crying/asking how I could jeopardize our relationship after my improvements, to informing me that she's moving apartments because she's set on moving on and that there's simply too much baggage for our relationship to survive. Certain things that she said throughout this call demonstrated that she loved me immensely and that she'd miss me, but that she recognized that this couldn't continue. It was a hard phone call to stomach because, by her unblocking me and spending 3 hours on the phone with me, it instilled some form of hope (in a weird way).
It's been two weeks since we've spoken and all I can think about is her. Especially in light of the real improvements we had made before this all happened. I really was working on improving myself and considered her to be my life partner... Look, as I've noted from the onset, I'm reaping what I sowed; however, the last two and a half months before all of this were filled with genuine improvement and I truly believed that we were going to make it. She herself acknowledged this before I was discovered on Hinge. I am working through with my therapist as to why I was on Hinge post-Japan, but I just feel like this shouldn't be terminal. With that said, I've continued to respect her wishes and I haven't contacted her despite wanting to. I want to respect her healing process, even if that means losing her, but I can't help but feel like I should reach out to show that I care and that I'm willing to continue fighting. I love her immensely, consider her my partner and best friend, and despite what my actions demonstrate, am a work in progress. Am I in denial regarding this being over? Is there a chance for me here? Or do I let time take its course and move on?
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2024.05.13 22:08 Chika-chan44 Am I the ahole for defending myself against a friend who wasn’t even present during the original argument?

Hello all! I’m a big Charlotte Dobre fan, and a long time lurker in the community. It took some time for me to work up the courage to post this story, but I feel as thought I am finally ready to share.
So a bit of background. I had this friend group of a few women throughout my high school and college years and into my adult life. They were all like sisters to me and we got along well. Most of these friends I made in high school, such as Kate and Mary, two of the friends this story involves, but one, whose shall call Lauren, which this story now revolves around, I had had since kindergarten. We were the quintessential childhood friends. I was even her maid of honor in her wedding; we were that close. However, this story does not involve her wedding which was by and large lovely. This story takes place a few years after the fact.
Now, I know I am a people pleaser. Because of my nature, I look for the best in people almost to a fault. As such, I was bullied more than once growing up and while I stood up for myself when it was blatant, sometimes I wasn’t able to do so when it was the more insidious, backstabbing sort of bullying. I have also been bad with social cues my whole life (ADHD can do that) so I was often blindsided by backstabbing since I never even knew I had angered the person in question. Because of this, I used to encourage people to be brutally honest with me, and perhaps therein lies some fault of my own. In any case though, looking back, I realize now that while things hadn’t always been bad, at some point, my friends, specifically Lauren had stopped treating right. They were always sarcastic people and even proud of this fact, but sarcasm and being downright mean have a veeeeeery thin line between them. I cannot recount everything they said or did, but I can recount some. They yelled at me for silly jokes (I made a TAZ joke during a DND session Lauren was running and she about ripped my throat out), they would often ignore or give me silent treatments, and I was gaslit in the regular by Mary, especially.
I often left our hangouts feeling not so great about myself and eventually tried to bring up my hurt feelings a couple times. It did not go well, resulting in fights and threats to the friendship that would only calm when I apologized.
I should also take time to state that this group, specifically Lauren and an extended group of her friends that I was becoming acquainted with, would often find someone who did something “problematic” and would unceremoniously ostracize and cut them off, dubbing them as “toxic.” However, when this started I was so deep in, I didn’t question it, assuming I didn’t know the full situation. I, in passing, would worry it might happen to me eventually, but pushed away that fear, believing I was a good person and so were they, so that wouldnt come to pass. How wrong I was.
Anyways, to the day in question. I went into our shared Discord group, just to browse and chat since I had some extra time on my hands. Now, I want to preface this with the fact I am not a religious person, but I am spiritual, and I identify as a Christian in large part. I noticed that day, they put up a meme in the group chat insulting Christianity directly. I did not find it funny, but I kept my cool and messaged Kate, who originally posted it, that I was a Christian, and while she did not mean anything by it, I was sure, I wanted her to please take it down. Instead of apologizing, acquiescing, or anything like that, she mercilessly ripped into me, back up by all the others, except Lauren, who was offline the time. I immediately felt bad for rocking the boat, but luckily, my dear sister Mags was there and helped me stand my ground, checking my messages before I sent them, so as to make sure they were coherent and not too emotional (she did this with my blessing, just so everyone is aware).
After a while of Mary gaslighting me and Kate just being straight up mean, Kate comes out with “I can’t worry about what offends you. That’s not my problem.” I in turn tell her she is echoing the sentiments of the alt right, which in turn makes her demand an apology for calling her a N**i or she’ll block me. I never used that word, but I hold my ground and say “I can’t worry about what offends you. That’s not my problem.” Then summarily block her.
By now, I’m in tears, like uncontrollably sobbing. My sister comforts me and eventually I calm, though I am still horribly depressed. The drama has not yet abated though, for soon I realize that Lauren has deleted me from the DND group chat I shared with her, Kate and a few others. I message her right away and she states that I was mean to Kate and she thought it best that I was kicked out of the group. I ask her if this is her way of cutting ties with me and she says unless I apologize, then yes. I refuse to apologize and though I am horribly sad, we bid each other goodbye and I believed amicably part ways.
Cut to a couple days later. I noticed that on Facebook, mutual friends of Lauren’s and mine are unfreezing and even blocking me. I have no problem dea what is happening, but put two and two together and realize that Lauren must be talking s**t. I message a mutual friend and she confirms, saying she doesn’t want to associate with someone who could do that to Lauren. I have no idea what “that” is or how Lauren was even hurt by me since she had wanted to part ways, we did so supposedly amiably, and she hadn’t even been PRESENT during the initial argument. I am horrified and here’s where I might be the ahole. I went into panic mode and message every mutual friend of outlet, telling them not to believe her in an attempt to salvage these “friendships.” Instead of support, an onslaught of hatred and vile messages invaded my inbox, telling me just terrible things. I won’t recount them here, but I was bawling by the end and had to leave work early that day since I was in such a terrible mental state. Needless to say, I unfriended all and block most of our mutual friends-turned-flying monkeys.
That was largely the end of it. A few more messages passed between Lauren and me, consisting of me both apologizing for the knee jerk message, but also damning her. She called me abusive and said I was an awful friend. I eventually blocked her number.
It’s been a couple years but I am still hurting from this incident. I am on the mend, thanks to therapy, my remaining friends and loving family. I work everyday to leave it behind me, but I still have to wonder.. Am I the ahole?
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2024.05.13 19:28 EntireBeyond2366 Who was in the wrong in my FWB situation?

To give context, I (18F) was a virgin. And I wanted to change that. I didn't want the regret and unfamiliarity of a one-night stand and naive-virgin-me wanted to be 'experienced' for my first relationship. So FWBs always struck my attention when it came to losing my virginity. So I went to the holy grail of hookups - Tinder.
And that's where I matched with 'Dave' (21M). After a week of barely-small talk, I plucked up the courage to ask him to pick me up from a friend's house. He calls me (to make sure I'm not a serial killer) and as soon as he gathers I'm a normal person, he immediately asks 'how do you feel about sex?' so naturally, I thought, that's what he's only looking for?
We meet and the red flags are very clear. 1. Tells me his usual type is blondes with blue eyes (I'm very black) 2. His bodycount was 20+ and he later confessed he lied and it was 30+ (not an issue but why lie?) 3. Says his dream girl would be a virgin (with the kind exception of ONE guy) 4. Hated body hair.
All of this should've and now would've made me run for the hills, but for emotionally-unavailable virgin me? I struck gold. An attractive, experienced guy who's so morally corrupt, I'd never catch feelings? I was ready. And the funny part was he never knew and still doesn't know I was a virgin.
So he gets a hotel and we do it. It was a great unforgettable experience BUT a part of me always knew this wouldn't be as great if I wasn't a virgin. The experience of trying it for the first time and allowing myself to be physically exposed was what made me want him, not necessarily as a result of his actual d1ck. Oh and I can't forget red flag No 5. He told me 'he didn't give oral on the first night' (I don't think he ever does) and only did so when I refused to give him oral because what???
So for the whole summer, we'd hook up in his car. From the point of meeting, I told him that I was looking for NSA/FWB and from what I remember, he never explicitly stated what he was looking for. But by the end of the night, when someone is begging for your mouth to be south, you assume they're on board with your terms? But things started appearing to seem otherwise...
He deleted Tinder the day after meeting me. When asked, he claimed 'it's because I found you' even though he told me when we met he was speaking to other girls there? He was a bit of a charmer so this seemed like what he thought I wanted to hear. The first night, he kept trying to cuddle me which I politely declined. I woke up to him cuddling me multiple times and I had to not-so-politely declines. He'd be claiming my 'KitKat' as his and only his during s3x which wasn't weird to me as men like to be territorial and I saw it as dirty talk. Then he'd say he misses me on more than one occasion and would get mad when I wouldn't respond fast to his messages. Like I said, some men can just be possessive even if there are no romantic feelings. But the cherry on top was when he spontaneously asked to give me oral (I said no cos given his lack of experience, he was quite bad)
I wasn't sleeping with anyone else but I made it very clear to him that he was free to do so as long as he told me. He constantly reiterated that he wasn't, even when I didn't bring it up. Although, I am a one-d1ck-gal, I kept reinforcing us being casual because labelling your FWB as exclusive is always a recipe for disaster. I treated him like a friend, I'd banter with him and even got him a small crystal but romantically, I was colder than ice.
The second-to-last time we saw each other, we were in his car and he gets a call and connects it to the car speaker. He tells his friend he's with a girl and he says 'Who, Sarah?' My name was in fact, not Sarah. He had actually mentioned Sarah prior to the call, telling me a girl invited him to a LGBTQ+ rave after he defended her off of a guy (romantic, I know). I asked him to be honest and he said 'I didn't sleep with her'. The vagueness told me enough and I said 'I don't care. Just be honest with me when you do sleep with anyone.' And it was like I set a switch that couldn't be undone. He became so defensive about me saying that and from that point on, he just withdrew. Inside and outside of s3x. Which I still don't understand why as I'd been saying the same thing from the first day?
The last time I saw him, I knew it was the last time from his coldness towards me. He barely looked at me in the eye and would be angered by any little thing I said or did. He'd slap me sometimes during s3x (which I liked) but the final time, it seemed to come from a place of anger disguised as passion.
A few days go by after this and I send him a message on Snapchat. Opened and ignored. Huh? When people ghost, they tend to just block you or never open your last message? A few days later I call him. He outright declined it. I text him and again, opened and ignored. Third time lucky after a few days? Once again, opened and ignored.
At this point, I was confused cos it seemed like he actively wanted me to know 'hey, I'm not speaking to you'. I decide to take the hint and I assume he's moved on/got bored. Until he posts a quote... And when I tell you, this man's social media was comprised of thirst traps singing in the car and work. Never once did he post a quote so I knew, this one's for me.
The quote 'There's some people you need to stay away from. Physically, mentally, emotionally (everything-ly under the sun)...'
At this point, I'm laughing because what did I do so bad that I hadn't done or said since the first day you met me? And even so, why must you make sure I know that I've done something bad yet you don't care enough to tell me what it was?
I leave him be but after a month of going back and forth in my head, I was still very confused. I send him a message asking if we can speak and finally, I get a response. 'no we can't f off, I've got a girl'. This girl could've been Sarah or not but I didn't care. As much as I wanted to read him to filth, I knew the best reaction was simply *no reaction*. So I said 'Idk what I did to make you hate me but I'm happy for you' to which, he responded 'hate is a strong word, just letting you know...'
By this point, I already signed out of the situation. I am not the big bad wolf and I'll never destroy a home, even if the foundations were built on his resentment towards me. I refuse to be involved in another girl's heartbreak so I left it alone. I didn't contact or even watch any of his social media. I don't post at all nor have I ever so I knew nothing about his life and he knew nothing about mine.
Two months later, I'm in the beginning of my current long-term relationship when I sign into Snapchat for the first time in weeks. A new message from Dave Huh? I open it and see he had sent and deleted a message a few days prior. I check his Facebook and his status changed to 'single' less than 2-3 weeks from messaging me. Maybe a month after I had messaged him? Being taken and happy, I didn't chase it and once again, I let him be.
Now, I met Dave in July. Hooked up with him until mid-September. Messaged him and found out he was dating someone in October. He sent and deleted his message in December. Now, tell me why, in February of the following year, I receive a message from Dave saying 'do you still live in ####, I think I have something of yours? x'
I told him I wasn't single in a *much* politer way than he had previously told me and that was the end of that.
The only reason I ask for clarity on this situation is because I don't know where I went wrong and where he did? I like to take accountability when I mistreat people or lead someone on because how else do I know to self-improve? However, I just can't see where I went wrong in this situation as I told him what I wanted from the get-go.
FYI: I found 'Sarah' later on. I am not one to tear down someone's looks but I am also not blind. If any English people know what 'Essex girls' look like, that's all you need to know, visually.
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2024.05.13 19:01 FlockOfBagels Overwhelmed by expectations of perfectionism

I have an adorable little girl 8mo. She is so smart and funny. I also have raging ADHD and I'm finding myself easily overwhelmed by all the things I'm told my baby needs. For example, I'm a part of a BLW facebook page. It's been really helpful when learning about feeding and the safest ways to serve food. The problem is I keep seeing moms posting about 100 new foods before 1, and I feel too overwhelmed by that goal. I already struggle to feed her snacks twice a day, let alone a new food every 4 days. I also bought into the whole lovevery subscription thing because I genuinely believe they are high-quality toys, but I'm not the best about actually getting her to do the activities. I also have a ton of books for her, but because they are in a basket in my sidetable by our couch, I always forget to read to her. I feel so pressured to optimize her wake times. I've been so overwhelmed by motherhood in all honesty that I spend a lot of time on my phone or watching TV because I feel like I can barely function. She gets all her meals, all her naps, all her baths, and as much cuddling as she'll tolerate before getting bored. She seems very happy other than when she's teething. I, on the other hand, frequently forget to eat, shower only once or twice a week, struggle to get housework done, and constantly feel deep, deep guilt for not being more engaged with my kiddo. I feel like such a bad mom for being a couch potato all the time. I make sure her needs are always met, but that often feels like the most I can handle. Any advice is appreciated.
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2024.05.13 17:58 mjpeeps I love it when a plan comes together

I love it when a plan comes together
Dude called the restaurant trying to place a to go order and was verbally abusive on the phone. He then came into the restaurant proceeded to do the same thing in person. He went back in the kitchen and tried to get the cooks to make his food for him. That’s when we told him to GTFO or we would call the cops. He sat down and kept stirring up shit so we called the cops. He eventually left before they arrived but not before taking abunch of photos of us and promising to “ruin us” on social media. He was so cocky about the whole thing and sure he was gonna get us fired. Well when I got home I told my BF about the whole thing and he got pissed. So he shared it with a Facebook account that covers stories of rude customers. I guess they picked the story up and so many people commented to tell him what a dick he was being, that he deleted the whole post. People have apparently been leaving 5 star reviews for the restaurant all night, from all over the world. I knew I wasn’t going to get fired but in the end I’m just glad he took the post down because I know it was stressing the owners out even though they knew he was the one in the wrong.
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2024.05.13 17:16 Business-Profession1 Sony a6000 vs a7iii for Beginner camera

I wanted to get into photography/ videography for social media and the Sony a6000 seemed to fit my budget and basic needs. Most YouTube videos said they should be around 300 and I guess the price went up because I only saw listings for 400 to 500. which still isn’t that bad. So I bout it yesterday, still waiting on delivery and funny thing is Immediately saw similar deals for other cameras on Facebook marketplace. I found a few a7iii for around the same price. And feel like I missing out on a great opportunity seeing them go for so much more normally. Sorry if it’s a really dumb question dumb but all I really know is one usually cost more. I looked at side by sides and the a7iii looks like it has it beat quality wise. But I wanted to know if there were any reason people maybe be getting rid of them for so low. Wanted to hear your opinions!
Edit!!
Soooo! Absolutely a scam. For some reason there’s multiple post selling it at 5-600 price range but there all 1 star reviews or haven’t sold anything before on the market place. I had a feeling it was too good to be true 😅 thanks for the help yall
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2024.05.13 16:48 Formal_Barnacle304 Why Our Local Police Stopped Using Facebook

Who the Fuck is Mark Hamilition?
It only took a second for me to get distracted and then sucked into the social media blackhole. Like why am I watching an obviously staged prank video, commenting on “friend”’s post I haven’t since high school, and cringing at memes that my Mom wouldn’t find funny?
Worse of all, Mark fucking Hamilition. I don’t know who he is but he took my profile picture and added me as a friend.
It's annoying, because it’s so blatant and his account is filled with fake crypto phishing links.
I can't worry about this right now. I have to get back to work.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 2:17 PM

For those of you worried about him seeing my posts, Why?
What is he gonna do? Even so I already have him blocked.
It’s just annoying, and I don’t want my younger nephews clicking on those links and then getting doxxed or some shit. Though those of you who gave constructive advice, thank you but I don’t think Lizard man is gonna do anything.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 2:38 PM

So get this
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How is he messaging me? He’s blocked. Facebook is really good for nothing.
He just keeps sending gibberish. I'm going to have to uninstall the app if this doesn’t stop soon.
Facebook fix your shit.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 3:10 PM

It just keeps on beeping every five minutes with a new message.
I even muted my phone but it didn't stop.
I'm about to smash my head into my desk. Does anyone know how to fix this? I tried reinstalling messenger but didn't do anything. I would rather not uninstall completely because my family talks to me on here but looks like I don’t have many options.
Fuck off Mark.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 4:25 PM

I don’t know if anyone will see this post.
My entire timeline is buried in his gibberish posts. He is posting faster than I can delete them so if you see this please message me on Twitter or if you have my number call me and tell me how to fix it.
Have I been hacked? I didn’t click on anything.
I’m not sure what to do.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 4:43 PM

I got a call from my home security company. A group of people broke into my home by kicking in the front door.
Didn’t appear to take anything, he just opened every door looking for something. They even checked under my bed and in a few minutes just walked right out like nothing happened. I saw them but it was really blurry but only on their faces.
I don’t understand how that’s possible but I think I should go home.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 9:10 PM

I filed a police report.
I am going to a friend’s house, I’m wary about saying who for obvious reasons. I fear that I'm being targeted though the police don’t think so.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 10:43 PM

Fuck fuck fuck!. My car just stopped in the middle of the road. Headlights won’t even work, and no call is going through. I reinstalled messenger and managed to call and text my friend but he hasn’t answered.
I’m terrified. I’m messaging everyone I know in person but I can’t calm down.
I can’t see shit outside.
I’m double checking every lock and bunkering down till someone answers
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 10:43 PM

We see you Joey.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 11:02 PM

Don’t try to hide Joey, come on answer us. Answer us.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 11:02 PM

Unlock the car Joey. Just talk to us.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 11:03 PM

Come out. We won’t hurt you. Answer us.
Answer us.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 11:03 PM

Answer us.
Joseph Ryder - May, 8 2024 at 11:04 PM

The previous articles are a collection of a “Joseph J. Ryder'' final social media posts leading and pertaining to his suspected disappearance and kidnapping. His car was found abandoned in the middle of the Mason road with the key in the ignition and blood splatter across the dashboard. DNA tests prove Inconclusive though there is apparent evidence of a struggle. The victim’s smashed cellphone was also found a couple feet from vehicle
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2024.05.13 15:24 STLhistoryBuff Weekly Events Thread 5/13/24 - 5/19/24

Please, feel free to add any events below! Check out the Visitor's Guide for more things to do around town!
Looking to meet up with people? Check out Meetup St. Louis.
Be sure to continue scrolling past the Weekly Events for Trivia Nights, Live Music, Sporting Events, Local Comedy, and more!


Sporting Events This Week Attractions Around the Area Comedy This Week
St. Louis Cardinals schedule Anheuser-Busch Brewery Funny Bone Comedy Club
St. Louis Blues schedule City Museum Helium Comedy Club
St. Louis City SC schedule Gateway Arch The Improv Shop
St. Louis Battlehawks schedule Missouri History Museum
St. Louis Billikens schedule National Blues Museum

Trivia Nights
Location Date/Time More Information
Anheuser-Busch Biergarten Tuesdays 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Trivia Details
Bar K Tuesdays at 7:00 pm
City Foundry Thursdays 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Crack Fox Mondays 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm They host a weekly free tournament and game night. Emphasis on Non Alcoholic refreshments and camaraderie.
Joey B's on the Hill Mondays 8:30 pm - 10:30 pm Trivia Details
Nick's Pub Mondays
Felix's Pizza Pub Tuesdays at 8:00 pm Trivia Details
ITAP (Delmar Loop) Wednesdays at 7:00 pm
ITAP (Soulard) Tuesdays at 7:00 pm
Schlafly Brewpubs (Any Location) Tuesdays 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Trivia Details
Rockwell Beer Co Tuesdays Trivia Details (Reservations required)
The Mack Tuesdays at 8:00 pm Trivia Details
The Pat Connolly Tavern Wednesdays at 7:00 pm
The Post Wednesdays 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm Trivia Details
Pieces Board Game Bar & Cafe Wednesdays Trivia Details
HandleBar Thursdays at 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Trivia Details
Steve's Hot Dogs Tuesdays 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm Trivia Details
Wellspent Brewing Thursdays at 7:00 pm

Live Music This Week
Music Venues Live Music Around Town
Blueberry Hill Duck Room 1860 Saloon
Chesterfield Amphitheater BB's Jazz, Blues & Soups
Delmar Hall Broadway Oyster Bar
Enterprise Center City Foundry
The Fabulous Fox Theatre Gallery Pub
The Factory Game 6 Honky Tonk
Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre Gaslight Lounge
Off Broadway The Heavy Anchor
Old Rock House Jazz St. Louis
The Pageant Joe's Cafe
Red Flag The Lot on the Landing
The Sheldon Tim's Chrome Bar
St. Louis Music Park McGurk's
St. Louis Symphony Concert Calendar SoFar St. Louis Secret performances around town
Stifel Theatre Venice Cafe
Yaquis on Cherokee

Recurring Outdoor Activities
Big Muddy Adventures – STL Riverfront Adventure Big Muddy Adventures was established in 2002. They are the first professional outfitteguiding company providing access to the wild wonders of the Middle Mississippi and Lower Missouri Rivers.
Gateway Arch Events There are a variety of things to do along the Mississippi River.
Hidden Valley Ski Resort Ziplining, scenic chairlift rides, and hiking trails opened during the summer. Skiing, snowboarding during the winter.

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