Steak casadia recipe

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2012.05.18 22:51 randompsyco Pickles and pickling!

Fridge pickles, fermented pickles, pickled vegetables and eggs and fruits and seeds and so on. Questions and photos and recipes are all welcome.
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2024.05.15 22:42 jofra6 Cooking inside the dev tank? (sous vide question)

Would it be okay as to throw an adequately vacuum sealed steak in the dev tank when I'm stand developing C71?
The blix adds a simply indescribable je ne sais quoi to the steak, though some say it's bad for me?
If no, send me your (safe) sous vide dev tank recipes. I've heard that E7 mashed potatoes are to die for, and asparagus in Rodinal is to die for!
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2024.05.15 22:39 Ulyssesm90 Made two Chef recipes on Sunday

For Mother's Day, made two of the "Finland" recipes by Chef Easter, the Tuna Tartare (complete with his presentation), and the Zucchini/Carrot Tart Pinwheels. Mwah, chef's kiss, especially the Tuna which was flawless. One note is that my market was out of fresh oregano so I used dill, which I know was a favorite of Greg's and he at one point planned to write a whole book about just dill! So I thought it was apropos. Extremely elegant first course, strongly recommend. The zucchini/carrot was also good but simple; more beautiful that tasty, perhaps a good plating element for a beef dish (like a steak or similar). Anyway, a home run as usual from Chef Greg Easter
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2024.05.15 22:01 fickentastic Any idea what could cause my cutlets to stick together ?

I've been following a recipe for cutlets. Pretty simple but they are tasty. It's a can of mashed chickpeas, some mushroom seasoning, nooch, onion and garlic powder, 1 1/2 cups of VWG and enough water to bring it together. They get steamed before breading and frying. Anyway, I was placing them in the steamer, some overlapping but no problems with them sticking. I decided to make a minor change by adding broth (the no chicken bouillon). Steamed them (gently) and when I went to remove the overlapping parts were glued together. I used a knife to slice them apart. They need some time in the fridge before the breading / frying. I figured maybe some wax paper to keep them separate but they stuck on to the wax paper like super glue. Is it possible the broth is causing this because when I was using water everything was fine.
I made some similar style but 'steak' flavorings and used broth in it and no issues. And that one contains soy sauce and tomato sauce which I'd think would be sticky but no issues, steaming or refrigerating.
Any ideas ?
edit: I should say that the amount of water / broth I add is about 3/4 cups.
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2024.05.15 18:04 lookingforsolution Here's a sneak peek at some of this week's deals - Sales for May 16th to May 22nd.

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Farm Boy

Food Basics

Freshco (price matcher)

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Real Canadian Superstore (price matcher)

Sobeys

Walmart

Costco

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2024.05.15 18:01 fifi_edits 6 Delicious Keto Broccoli Recipes

Broccoli is a versatile, nutrient-packed vegetable and a delicious low-carb addition to any keto diet.

Health benefits of broccoli

Have you noticed that nutritionists and health experts constantly praise broccoli? This low-carb superfood is packed with essential vitamins, minerals, and other nutrients critical for promoting a healthy body and enhancing overall wellness.
1. Nutrient-dense superfood
Broccoli is abundant with nutrients, including vitamins C, E, and K, beta-carotene, calcium, potassium, iron, antioxidants, and other health-promoting bioactive compounds.
Research published in Frontiers in Pharmacology states that eating more cruciferous vegetables, such as broccoli, may reduce the risk of developing certain diseases, including cardiometabolic, neurological, and musculoskeletal conditions. In addition, broccoli's high fiber and antioxidant content support the body's natural detoxification processes and help protect against oxidative stress.

2. Supports digestive health

Fiber, the non-digestible cell wall found in plant foods, plays a vital role in promoting healthy digestion. Regular fiber intake enhances the protective barrier in the digestive system and helps regulate bowel movements. Broccoli is an excellent source of dietary fiber and, as a result, promotes a healthy digestive tract. Incorporating more broccoli into your diet can help remove toxins from the digestive tract and support the growth of beneficial gut microbes by providing a fuel source for probiotic bacteria.
3. Strengthens immune defenses
Vitamin C is a powerful antioxidant that helps strengthen the immune system, heal wounds, and protect the body from harmful pathogens and diseases. According to data from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), 3.5 ounces (100 grams) of raw broccoli contains 90 milligrams of vitamin C. This is nearly double the amount of an orange. In addition, broccoli is a rich source of sulforaphane, a phytonutrient that has been shown to drastically improve immune system functions, according to research published in Molecules.

4. Potential anti-cancer properties

Cruciferous vegetables like broccoli are unique for their exceptionally high content of glucosinolates. These compounds, when eaten, transform into beneficial bioactive substances such as sulforaphane, which exhibits promising anti-cancer properties.
"Broccoli sprouts have the highest concentration of sulforaphane compared to any other food on the planet. Sulforaphane has been extensively studied for its potential anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, and even anti-cancer properties," says Dr. Berg.
According to research published in Frontiers in Oncology, sulforaphane can target and inhibit cancer stem cells across various cancers, including leukemia, lung, breast, prostate, colon, gastric, and pancreatic cancer. By inhibiting cancer stem cells, a type of cancer cell responsible for tumor initiation and growth, sulforaphane may help prevent the development and spread of cancer. The authors also highlight the potential of combining sulforaphane with other natural compounds or chemotherapeutic drugs to enhance and amplify their anti-cancer effects.

5. Promotes strong bones

Broccoli is an excellent source of calcium and vitamin K, essential for maintaining strong bones and lowering the risk of osteoporosis. Additionally, broccoli's high vitamin C content helps promote the production of collagen peptides critical for joint, muscle, and bone health.

6. Aids in weight management

Broccoli is low in calories and carbohydrates, high in fiber, and scores just 15 on the glycemic index, indicating that it doesn’t significantly impact blood sugar or insulin levels. This makes broccoli a great addition to a low-carb diet and may help promote weight loss by improving satiety and reducing glucose-related cravings after meals.

7. Anti-inflammatory effects

According to evidence published in Antioxidants, broccoli’s high concentrations of sulforaphane, indole-3-carbinol, and diindolylmethane can help mediate inflammation. The authors summarize, "Sulforaphane may help reduce inflammation by inhibiting the activity of certain enzymes that promote inflammation. It has also been found to stimulate the production of antioxidant enzymes that protect cells from inflammation-related damage."
Similar immune system regulatory effects were observed with indole-3-carbinol and diindolylmethane.

6 must-try low-carb broccoli recipes

Whether you're in the mood for a comforting side dish or a savory appetizer. Here are six low-carb broccoli recipes to ensure you'll never grow tired of incorporating broccoli into your meal plan.
1. Broccoli Fritters
These tasty broccoli fritters are a perfect way to provide a delicious savory appetizer while sticking to a low-carb keto diet. This recipe combines broccoli with curry powder, eggs, and coconut flour for a satisfying and nutritious meal.
2. Keto Cheese & Broccoli Salad
This refreshing cheese and broccoli salad combines fresh broccoli florets, cheddar cheese, crispy bacon, and your preferred dressing. Add parmesan cheese for an extra boost of flavor and healthy fats! It's an excellent option for those looking for a keto broccoli recipe that's delicious and easy to prepare.
3. Keto Broccoli Cheddar Casserole
Indulge in this broccoli cheddar casserole featuring broccoli and cheese served in a creamy sauce. The recipe combines fresh or frozen broccoli, cream cheese, cheddar cheese, and a hint of garlic powder for a comforting and satisfying low-carb dish.
4. Keto Grilled Summer Vegetables
Fire up the grill and enjoy a colorful array of summer vegetables, including roasted broccoli. This keto-friendly broccoli recipe is enhanced with grill seasoning, olive oil, and onions for a burst of flavor. Perfect for backyard barbecues or weeknight dinners. Try experimenting with alternate seasonings such as Cajun, Za'atar, or Italian seasoning for a different flavor profile.
5. Keto Broccoli Cheese Bites
Another delicious variation of broccoli cheese bites, this recipe combines fresh broccoli, cheddar cheese, and scallions for a savory and satisfying side dish. Perfect for parties or as a quick and easy low-carb appetizer.
6. Keto Broccoli and Cauliflower Salad with Bacon
This flavorful salad is made with steamed broccoli, cauliflower, and crispy bacon crumbles tossed in a tangy dressing. It's a great way to enjoy broccoli and cheese on a keto diet while incorporating additional low-carb vegetables.
For even more delicious options, here are some other low-carb broccoli recipes to choose from:
Potential downsides of broccoli
While broccoli is generally safe and well tolerated by most people, it does have some potential downsides.
The way broccoli is prepared can significantly impact its nutritional value. Certain cooking methods, such as boiling, microwaving, and stir-frying, can substantially decrease beneficial nutrients and glucosinolates.
A study published by the Journal of Zhejiang University Science B investigated how cooking affects broccoli’s nutritional value.
The authors summarized, "All cooking treatments, except steaming, caused significant losses of chlorophyll, vitamin C, and glucosinolates. Steaming appears to be the best method for nutrient retention in cooked broccoli."
In addition, while cruciferous vegetables such as broccoli are nutrient-dense, consuming excessive amounts of dietary fiber can lead to adverse effects.
Contrary to popular belief, fiber can trigger gas and abdominal pain and may worsen constipation, especially in particularly sensitive individuals with digestive conditions.
In addition, broccoli is a rich source of vitamin K, which plays a crucial role in blood clotting. Consuming large amounts of broccoli may increase the risk of excessive bleeding in individuals with blood clotting disorders and those taking certain blood-thinning medications.
If you are taking blood thinners, it’s recommended that you consult a healthcare provider to discuss appropriate dietary intake.
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2024.05.15 17:48 FatCh3z How to tenderize 1" round steak for tacos

I used one of these steaks yesterday for beef and broccoli.
I used this recipe ¼ tsp Baking soda 2-3 tbs Water 2 tbs Cornstarch And let it sit for around 30 minutes or so.
It was still pretty tough. It's very possible I overcooked it.
Today I want to make some tacos with this cut. Should I retry this recipe? Try something else?
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2024.05.15 14:59 crimsontape This week's grocery review - Sales for May 16th to May 22nd - Lots of BBQ items and excellent corn deals! But, cucumber pricing is down quite a bit. Nice spread of sales on tomatoes. LOTS of blueberry and strawberry deals around! Some good mango and cherry sales, too. Fewer sales on fresh chicken an

(As always, flyers are out Wednesdays, most store sales for the new flyer start on Thursdays)
Adonis
Farm Boy
Farmers Pick (can be a little late on their flyer) (https://www.farmerspick.ca/flyer-specials)
Food Basics
FoodLand
Freshco (price matcher)
Giant Tiger (*note the VIP prices; sales begin today) (price matcher)
Green Fresh Supermarket (Vanier) (check https://greenfreshottawa20.wixsite.com/greenfreshottawa)
IGA (price matcher)
Independent
Loblaws
Provigo
Maxi (price matcher)
Metro
No Frills (price matcher)
Produce Depot (usually a little late on the flyer) https://producedepot.ca/
Real Canadian Superstore (price matcher)
Sobeys
Super C
T&T Supermarket https://www.tntsupermarket.com
Walmart
Costco (Note that these are the online/shipped prices - reduce each item by $3 for in-store pricing)
Jean Coutu (new sales start Fridays)
Shoppers Drug Mart (new sales start Fridays)
Some additional references!
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2024.05.15 12:27 Pleasant_Supermarket Is this normal for people with BPD? Also, seeking resources and a safe space?

Hi there,
After he had rejected several therapists (claiming each one incompetent or in some other negative judgement), my husband finally stuck to one and had been seeing that psychologist for several weeks until she diagnosed him with BPD. Promptly after that diagnosis, he stopped seeing her and denied the diagnosis. He has instead likened to the idea of being autistic without a professional evaluation and for sure has adhd though I understand all three can often coexist/be confused for one another etc etc. My issue lies in his inability to coherently comprehend what I say without perceiving it as an attack or manipulating it as if I am saying something else entirely. Additionally, he gets violent and hurts himself or damages property while he blames me for something as seemingly harmless as me asking if he added water to a recipe or casually asking if he’d done a task he said he’d do two weeks ago (that made him flip a chair and also threaten to stab himself with a steak knife). I think I need more resources to understand if reactions like this is common in BPD, or if this is even what he has because I feel like i’m the one who is crazy. I’ve neutrally brought up a conversation about how he might reconsider his medication because of his outbursts (lots of broken glass in our house lately, and he even punched the screen of my imac, my traumatized brain can’t even begin to tell you what triggered that) but now he dismisses me and then walks away and then screams “Don’t talk at my back!” or reengages in the conversation by making up what I said and when I correct him, he yells “I don’t want to talk to you! Stop baiting me into conversation!” and i’m left baffled and at a complete loss. He also has had trouble holding down jobs (he’ll make up a reason why it’s suddenly abhorrent then jump ship) and recently admitted to “his dreams of wanting to be a teacher” and went on to say he has “connections to teach a college course” and when I asked if he’s ever taught before (which, to my knowledge, is a big no), I suggested maybe he should try and get more opportunities to do that, to which he responded, screaming that I was “belittling his dreams”, and the next day he argued that he meant PLANS and not DREAMS, but there already was a hole in the wall and the actual topic didn’t matter anymore because he didn’t hear me when I voiced that I felt scared or that he was denying and accusing me of things that weren’t accurate (which I learned recently is DARVO, and he does it all the time). Deepest apologies for the immense detail but my current dive to find solace and resources about NPD (because after that episode, I get love-bombed) OR BPD and my spouse’s ability to pedantically take “clinical information” and vocabulary and use it out of context or in sentences to defend or deny and reverse it on me is truly making me question myself, like, is this my fault? 7 years of marriage and I’ve tried all the ways to speak to him kindly, patiently, directly, use a neutral tone - everything I say, he’ll try to tone police or question as if it’s an attack or entirely fabricate and avoid the point. Even if it’s something about how I’m feeling, suddenly we’re having a therapy session about him. I really want to bring him in to somewhere so he can get some professional insight where a space can be held where I don’t have to referee for both of us and someone else can point out the ways he’s communicating in unhealthy ways and call out things that are triggering (Space hasn’t been held for me for so long and the stress and pain is finally metaphysically showing up as nerve damage in my body. When he shows up in public, he acts as if he’s normal and charismatic and fine and I just feel like the out of context scorned wife, when for example, prior to us arriving, he’s just punched a hole in the wall before we left the house. Any resources would help. I am personally a high functioning and award-winning in my career with goals of becoming a pilot to fight fires and do rescue (which has entirely been put on hold because we seem to be tending to him a lot lately) and the more accolades, and goals I plan out and the more I achieve in my own personal career, the more my spouse seems to act terribly towards me. Despite me trying to encourage him to look inwards and seek his own purpose. Lots more details to divulge but the intention is the same, to gain resources in how common his reactions are, how one keeps themselves sane if or when their partner is like this, if you noticed almost parabolic mood swings (he was the perfect husband two weeks ago) and ultimately, for me not be overcome by whatever it is he has. Thanks for your time.
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2024.05.15 04:16 Zombie_Machine_31 Should I be worried?

Okay so I have this recipe for beef and broccoli and I love marinading the steak strips. I’ve always been told that the longer it marinades the better, not sure how true that is. I’ve marinated the steak for an hour or two and flavor wise has been weak. Then I’ve marinated for a couple long hours. Better. This is my first time trying to marinate overnight since I have work and I get off late, thought it would be a good idea. All I’ve used for the marinade is sesame oil, garlic powder, ginger powder, corn starch, brown sugar and soy sauce. After some time in the fridge it starts to get like a white cloud to it, but if I mix up the bag it just disappears into the marinade, if that makes sense. I wondered if it was just the sesame oil in the marinade being in the fridge? I real hope it isn’t something to worry about. When I smell it, it smells fine to me. I’ll check it in the morning but I seriously hope I didn’t just screw up dinner for my boyfriend and I.
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2024.05.15 02:30 throwaway908018 Weeknight Pho recipe?

I want pho constantly. Like at least three times a week. So, I’ve decided I need to start making it. I’ve made it before, but ob anyone have a quicker recipe that doesn’t require the time it takes to make homemade stock? I’m in the heart of the Bay Area, so getting good ingredients won’t be an issue. Im assuming it would be something like getting a good beef stock and simmering anise/cardamom/coriander seeds etc in a sachet for a little and then getting some good noodles and thinly sliced steak (plus accoutrements) but if anyone knows of a good recipe let me know!
(Also - recommended rice noodle brands?)
Thanks in advance!
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2024.05.14 22:54 RainsOfAutumn Dinner tonight for the family

Dinner tonight for the family
Marinated Tuna Steak done under the broiler (recipe from The Science Backed Mediterranean Diet Cookbook for Beginners, recipe in the comments), asian smashed cucumber salad (recipe here: https://thewoksoflife.com/smashed-asian-cucumber-salad/ ), and bulgur wheat cooked in vegetable stock.
The bulgur wheat was a first time try and was AMAZING.
The tuna was a bit overcooked but still extremely flavourful.
The cucumber salad needed some onion and tomato or something to help cut through the dressing a bit or something, I dunno.
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2024.05.14 18:34 BBQHost Can Brisket Be Cut Into Steaks? A Guide To Smaller Cuts

Hey BBQ Hosts!
Our crew at BBQHost.com has just released an informative article about cutting brisket into smaller pieces, like steaks. Take a look: https://bbqhost.com/can-brisket-be-cut-into-steaks/
Main insights:
  1. While you can cut a whole brisket into smaller, steak-like pieces, you shouldn't grill them over high heat like traditional steaks
  2. Brisket steaks will still require a long cooking time to achieve the desired tenderness; otherwise, the meat may turn out too tough
The article provides a comprehensive guide on how to approach cutting brisket into smaller portions, along with the best cooking methods for these cuts to ensure a delicious result.
We're eager to hear from our community:
Share your experiences, tips, and questions in the comments below! Let's collaborate and expand our BBQ knowledge together!
For more expert advice and mouth-watering recipes, check out BBQHost.com. Let's fire up those grills and smokers!
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2024.05.14 10:18 Tminus41 Steak Recipes

Looking for the steak recipe from the chow hall. Any ideas?
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2024.05.14 06:43 ItsAmzz How do I do this when I’m not a fan of red meat?

I’m planning on starting this soon, a patient of mine told me about it today and I was curious. However I’m not the biggest red meat fan especially when it’s fatty which seems to be a staple for this diet, I love chicken, eggs, fish, but I’m wondering how I can still incorporate the required level of red meats and fat into my diet. A lot of the cooking I’ve seen on this diet also seems unspiced and lacking flavour. Am I essentially going to be eating steak 3-4x a week does anyone have any recipe recommendations, and can I make flavourful bone broth soup rather than just boiling some bones and drinking it like that ?
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2024.05.14 02:49 ThatMotelByTheLake The torn magazine steak recipe page, whatever happened there

I like how Melfi makes a bigger deal out of this than Tony telling her about his horny dreams about her. Her realization that he's making no progress but rather becoming a smoother criminal feels a bit oddly belated, first watch I really thought the magazine made her dissmiss him. Whole argument rates for me as one of the funniest. Also wonder if the recipe really sends any steak into orbit.
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2024.05.14 00:19 TheHnarliest Mixed Berry Habanero

Mixed Berry Habanero
Been perfecting my recipe. I actually like it a bit chunkier fresh out the blender, but tried it strained and liked that too! What consistency do you prefer?
(The strained mush with seeds makes great marinade for steak and chicken)
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2024.05.13 22:48 CharacterLychee7782 Bastiens sugar rub

I seriously cannot get enough of the sugar steak at Bastien’s. The recipe appears to be top secret. I’m wondering if anyone with an uncanny ability to decipher flavors has been able to figure out what is in that rub.
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2024.05.13 21:18 rootbeerfan69 Looking to improve my beef stew one thing at a time.

Hello. I am just getting into cooking and starting out small.
Currently the dish that I'm working on is a beef stew that is slow cooked.
This is what I currently do with my beef stew.
I take a 1 lb chuck steak with cut up potatoes, carrots, onions, and tomato. Throw it in the slow cooker with beef broth as the liquid. I have it in for about 7 and a half hours. Put it over some white rice and I enjoy.
My question is what is one or two things I can add that doesnt require significant prep time. I only have about 35 mins to prep. And I would prefer to not rush.
I don't want a recipe I just want a few things I can do differently to slowly improve my beef stew.
There is nothing wrong with it currently for me. I love it. However, I know there are improvements to the flavor and maybe something else I'm not even thinking of that can be done.
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2024.05.13 17:40 Ivan-adiga tomahawk steak 🥩 sandwich 🥪 recipe below ⬇️

tomahawk steak 🥩 sandwich 🥪 recipe below ⬇️
chimichurri, sautéed onions and crispy cheese, with a side of roasted potatoes. I used the wagyu beef tallow on the tomahawk, used as a binder and to sear it, it gave it such an amazing flavor.
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2024.05.13 17:21 JustKam347 Simple but flavorful meals when you’re tired of chicken

I am in the phase where I don’t want anything chicken (I’m also very tired of pasta) but love meat. I also don’t like steak, it’s hard for me to digest. I’m not the best cook and still learning but so many simple meals online are lacking in flavor and I struggle to figure it out myself. I am open to recommendations to cooking channels/creators/blogs and/or recipes. Any platform I’m just hungry and tired of my go to college meals!!
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2024.05.13 05:13 872631 Join CatsPsk

Join CatsPsk
Feeling out of sorts, your team failed to show up for the tournament and nobody brought helps? No friendship, no help, no chatting? WAKE UP!! It’s time to be the boss, look for a team that wants and will respect you, a team like CatsPak!!
Catspak is looking for a few team players. We are a tightly knit group of friendly, helpful people from all over the world. We like and help each other and we win more often than not, having won over 90% of our tournament games. Easy entry requirements (15 helps a week and 500 points in the tournaments), plus we have a lot to offer like:
A super team Facebook page with lots of helpful items from how to play your critters for maximum tourney points from our certified critter whisperer to huge anagram, and bonus word lists, and other helpful hints and techniques.
A super recipe page with everything edible from our world famous “sky high apple pie”, to amazing things you can do with Kale, steak and chicken (not necessarily in that order).
A weekly Help-A-Looza game designed for fun and to give our teammates a boost in getting helps.
But most importantly CatsPakers are a great group of compassionate, helpful and caring people from all over the world. We like and help each other and we love having fun. Because we do a delayed start, when you join our team you must have CHAT ON and introduce yourself (say hi!) to the team on chat within 24 hours or before tournament start whichever comes first. If you fail to do so you will be removed from the team, and we certainly don’t want to do that!! Join us, Monday always looks brighter at CatsPak!!!
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2024.05.13 01:04 Wontons-or-Steak If I can't find what I want, should I just take what I can get?

Pretend you are me (45F) for a moment in this metaphor for my life. You grow up around steakhouses and have never had anything else so you think you like steak too. Its all you've ever had, and you don't love it, and you'll never understand why people go gaga over steak, but it sates your hunger and you think that's normal. So you eat steak a lot, but one day you have spicy wontons and you're like, "WOW What is this?!" It's the best thing you've ever had, but nobody you know likes it and if there are Chinese restaurants near you they aren't advertising. Steakhouses, however, are beating down your door to get you to eat there. And you could only eat at that Chinese restaurant (20+F) a few times because you found out it has a drug problem and doesn't want to change. So you go back to eating steak when you're really hungry.
When you are a wonton lover in a steak world where everyone you know is a steak lover you have to trust that they know more about steaks then you do. So when the steak is bad, but it was advertised as being really good, and steak lovers tell you its a good cut you think there's something wrong with your ability to judge steak. So if it turns out that the steakhouse spent a lot of money on atmosphere and marketing, but the steaks are in the alley out back, covered in flies, sitting in the sun, about to be cooked on a rusty kettle grill, you don't know when to cut and run because the steak lovers told you this was going to be good steak. You think this is normal, so you pretend to be happy with the steakhouse. If you ever talk about wontons all the steakhouses get really weird. They either want to invite a Chinese chef to the steakhouse to watch you eat steak and wontons, or they say "You just haven't had good steak" and make you eat more steak. But you don't have room for wonton's and steak. In fact if spicy wontons were on the menu, you'd never eat steak again.
Then after asking around for wontons a while a new Chinese Restaurant (30F) beats down your door with advertisements, but the place doesn't appeal to you. You don't know enough about Chinese restaurants to know how diverse the menu is, so you think maybe you don't like Chinese restaurants and maybe that one dish at that one restaurant was the only Chinese dish you'll ever like. But when you look at menu's online you look for spicy wontons, and sometimes you even dream of eating spicy wontons. You're tired of steakhouses, and you don't know where to get wontons, so you start making steak and wontons at home. You even purchased wonton and steak cooking tools, spent a lot on them, but it doesn't satisfy the craving. The cooking isn't great, and you don't starve but it gets to the point that you lose your appetite. You eat so little that when you try steak again it physically hurts. So now you just make enough shitty wontons to get by. The problem is that the recipes you find for wontons are made by and for steakhouses, and are buried in with a lot of steak recipes, but its obvious that these wontons are meant to appeal to steakhouses. The people who make good spicy wontons have their own language and you tried to learn but got overwhelmed. You can't talk to your steak loving friends because they think wontons are gross and they feel bad for you but can't do anything to help. You don't know anybody who advertises wontons either, in fact, as statistically improbable as this is, you don't know anybody who openly cooks at a Chinese Restaurant at all. You try to get your steak loving friends to eat spicy wontons with you, but even though they love you as a friend, they want to eat steak and won't even try wontons. Some steak lovers pretend to like wontons because steakhouses like to watch steak lovers eat steak and wontons. As a result some Chinese restaurants tell you they are closed when they find out you have spent a lot of time at steakhouses because they believe steakhouse-wonton lovers are often wonton pretenders.
You moved from a place that had almost no Chinese restaurants, to a place that has tons of them, and they serve not just wonton's but all types of new Chinese dishes, but in this place many of the steakhouses attack the Chinese restaurants. Some steakhouses are trying to pass laws to make Chinese dishes of all kinds illegal, and its working. But since there's more Chinese restaurants around you get to read more menus and learn that not all wonton recipes sound good. You learn what wontons you crave and which are less appetizing. Its been years of you surviving off steakhouse wonton recipes, and recently you've noticed your appetite comes back a little here and there. Sometimes it comes and goes before you can even make wontons, but a few times the wontons just aren't enough and you crave more, so you want to try other people's wontons. Now that you are learning the recipes online you find that the dish you like isn't on many menu's, its not illegal or immoral (except to people who religiously love steakhouses), it's just difficult to find. You come to the realization that if you find someone who really likes wontons they will want you to make wontons with them and you still can't cook well, and don't have a good recipe to practice. You really need to be taught by a wonton chef, but you remember what it was like learning to cook steak for the steakhouse which wasn't satisfying, but you didn't know how to leave. You hated that experience so much you're afraid to start over with spicy wontons, but also why would a wonton chef waste their time teaching you when they could find someone else who knows how to cook. Some Chinese restaurants are open to steak, but wonton chefs are usually not, and you have had a lot of steak.
You've only eaten spicy wonton's at a restaurant once many years ago, but its the best thing you've ever had, and you can't find anything like it. Recently you've seen advertisements for a nice steakhouse. Of all the steakhouses you've seen, this looks like it might be the nicest, and you've been to enough steakhouses that you think you might be better at judging them by now. Its been years since you've shared a meal. You know that you crave wontons and you don't have room for steak and wontons, but steak is better than starving. You're starting to get hungry and don't want to eat alone forever. If the steakhouse has a reservation available, do you take it? Or continue looking for a good spicy wonton dish while quietly making wonton's for 1 at home?
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