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2010.07.12 06:23 MT85 The New England Patriots

Welcome to the Reddit home of the 6-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots of the National Football League.
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A community for deals and coupons on prepping and survival goods. Also a marketplace for preppers to trade or sell each other's gear. Official Discord Group: discord.gg/wAPB3yQw5q
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2024.05.18 02:17 Realistnotarealtor We need to citizens arrest Marc Miller, Justin tredeau and Sean Fraser for murder in the first degree. They’ve killed housing, immigration and Canada (with evidence). They need to be stopped from further damaging the country. We also need to deport the majority of Indian international students

Let’s start with the international students specifically the Indian ones. I’m sorry to all my fellow Canadians of Indian descent. Growing up Canadians of Indian descent were amazing. I think what’s happening now is a disservice to Canada and Canadians originally from India. The stories write themselves. Let’s begin. In PEI today there are Indians openly sharing that they’re scamming the system. They’re landing as international students overstaying their visas once they’ve completed their studies and going to PEI to work in fast food and low skilled jobs. They’re now openly admitting to going to PEI from Ontario and everywhere else solely to get PR.
Proof: https://x.com/Harry__Faulknestatus/1791218530190246004/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1791218530190246004¤tTweetUser=Harry__Faulkner
Here they are telling this man they came from all over Canada as international students to use this backdoor to get PR).
https://x.com/Harry__Faulknestatus/1791421245071732739/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1791421245071732739¤tTweetUser=Harry__Faulkner&mode=profile
Here are the international students/non permanent foreigners/soon to be illegals telling a Canadian the Canadian government has no right to tell them they don’t qualify for PR as they don’t meet the provinces criteria). I have to salute the young man for actually going to the source. They should all be deported. The young Canadians suffering from mass unemployment and skyrocketing rents will thank us in the future.
Here is Justin tredeau today announcing a pathway for all illegals to get citizenship with Marc Miller. I’m convinced these two hate Canadians. Our immigration system was designed for high skilled foreigners and asylum seekers (not the entire world). Today we’re not taking doctors who are getting licensed here no. We’re taking Tim hortons employees (coffee stirrers) who will be replaced by AI as soon as they figure it out down south in the states where they’re working on the technology. Here we’re trying to give citizenship to people who can’t even turn on a computer. I’m not saying this the teachers at the conestoga diploma mill are.
Source: https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/some-international-students-lack-basic-computer-and-academic-skills-conestoga-college-unions-claim-1.6868467
The quicker we deport the better. We need to end the days of 5 adults who don’t know each other paying $500 each to sleep on a floor, no more Indian international students beating each other over Khalistan. That’s over. Here’s hundreds of Indian international students protesting failing a class at algoma university (another shithole). They all failed their exams, got offered a reassessment to be marked by a different teacher and are refusing demanding they all pass because of racial biases. Some of the kids who passed also included Indian international students. The failed protestors are all scammers. They need to be deported.
Source: https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/chandigarh/canada-calling-flunked-indian-students-reject-universitys-offer-want-it-to-show-they-deserved-poor-grades-9108563/lite/
If we’re being honest Canada’s immigration system is racist. We mass approve Indians over the entire world. It doesn’t matter that they have 1B people, so does China. Look at the international student rates, look at the PR’s. India eclipses China on both. Ok well Indians speak English is what the Indians will say. So do many international students from African countries. They’re being rejected Indians are being mass accepted. It needs to end. For African English speaking countries the rejection rate is 59%. For African French speaking nations its 74%. They’re also discriminating against Nigerians because they’re apparently not trustworthy. Indian students on the other hand make up 46% of ALL international students in Canada. Who is working in the approval committee?
Source: https://www.applyboard.com/applyinsights-article/canadian-study-permit-applications-from-india-down
https://www.universityworldnews.com/post-mobile.php?story=20230629071456778
Next we have the issue of Khalistan. I’m a Canadian. I don’t know where khalistan is, nor do I ever think it should be a Canadian issue. I empathize with the Sikh community but again I’m Canadian it is not my fight. If sikhism is a religion that’s one thing if Sikhs are a subgroup of Indians with a national identity they shouldn’t be getting citizenship, nor should they have the ability to engage in policing or politics. Why do I say that? Who did the largest terrorist attack in North American history before 9/11? Khalistanis. They blew up 268 Canadian citizens. They attempted to blow up another plane but the bomb exploded prematurely. Do you know why they bombed the planes and killed Canadians? They did this because the Indian army stormed a temple in Punjab province in India. I didn’t know about this until today.
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-66909820.amp
Which part of Canada is Punjab in? Which part of Canada is Punjabi an official language. The reason I’m asking this is because we’re ruining our relationship with India as a foreign nation for people holding Canadian citizenship that are advancing the goals of Sikh separatists in Punjab. One of those people includes our prime minister and all the other major leaders. They are making promises to prioritize foreigners over the interest of citizens. That includes Justin, Pierre and Jagmeet. It’s ridiculous.
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7189094
So these people have destroyed housing, have destroyed our education systems, have destroyed immigration, and are destroying Canada. All of these aspects of our country that are being destroyed are only possible and being enabled by the political class. If no one thinks is dangerous please read this.
https://vancouversun.com/opinion/columnists/douglas-todd-why-sikhs-are-so-powerful-in-canadian-politics
This document discusses how Indian Sikhs have Indian Sikh community centers called gurdwaras. They vote for a board who then gets control of all religious donations that they use to fund their politicians and the ability to influence the voting of hundreds of families. They aren’t doing this for the betterment of Canada. They’re doing it solely for sikhs, Khalistan and Panjab province. What should happen is we should introduce caps on the amount of immigrants from one country. The US has this policy to protect themselves from foreign influence. Next we need patriotism/nationalism back. We aren’t a post nation state. That’s the United Nations. Honour killings not Canadian, chasing women telling them you immigrated here and will kill them for rejecting you, not Canadian. Not French not English those aren’t Canadian languages, forcing your wife to put on a burka, not Canadian. We need to reaffirm our national identity in Canada as Canadians, and only unite on what betters the lives of Canadians when it comes to housing, education, healthcare.
Source: https://x.com/Vigilantenanna/status/1790971313290399987
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6709423 (Indian international students living in unsafe living conditions (many people to a house) sexually assaulted by other international student)
https://thepienews.com/news/canada-international-students-falling-victim-to-sexual-exploitation/#:~:text=The%20PIE%20News%20has%20identified,services%20from%20“Indian%20students”. (Tredeau and Marc Miller are also responsible for the Indian international students now being human trafficked in Canada)
They are now taking full ads in Indian newspapers to warn against sending your daughters to Canada, warning it’s a human trafficking trap.
Source: https://x.com/TheophanesRex/status/1666594997414576128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1666594997414576128%7Ctwgr%5E7fd6f0cedde3699796112a66be3b650f58154468%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftnc.news%2F2023%2F06%2F09%2Finternational-students-sex-trade%2F
These women are doing acts they don’t want to do to pay their rent. Canada is failing Canadians first and foremost but also foreigners. It needs to end. We need to end Canadas demand on foreign international students, snow washing and feudalism.
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2024.05.17 03:29 Hot-Possession-1615 Unleash Your Superhero Style with World Art Design's Avengers Captain America Design Small Jute Bag

Unleash Your Superhero Style with World Art Design's Avengers Captain America Design Small Jute Bag
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2024.05.14 16:59 StayCGluedToMyCrafts Use coffee filters to make patriotic gnomes ❤️🤍💙

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2024.05.13 20:51 Calm_Extreme1532 I Watched The First Episode of Mr. Birchum (Summary/Review)

I Watched The First Episode of Mr. Birchum (Summary/Review)
I had some time to kill so I decided to sit down and watch the first episode of this and write up a run down for it since the sub was collectively shitting on it the other day. You can find the full first episode for free on the Daily Wire site, so if you want to watch it over there and then discuss it here then feel free. Below are spoilers for it though.
The series starts with Birchum and his childhood best friend Gage placing bets on the first student to insult either of them on their first day back to school as teachers, only for Birchum to immediately get insulted. Gage points out how crazy it is that kids hate Birchum so much that they can’t even make it out of the parking lot without getting insulted, which I found funny because it almost serves as meta commentary for the initial reaction to the show when it was announced.
Birchum and Gage meet Mr. Karponzi, a JEDI (Justice, Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion) officer and they all take an immediate disliking towards each other because Birchum and Gage have traditionally masculine teaching methods as shop teachers. Birchum’s teaching philosophy is that wood doesn’t care about your feelings. If you hurt wood, wood will hurt you back. Wood doesn’t discriminate. Its only true enemy is the donkey system, where he acts out donkey demerit points to students if they act stupid, abuse the tools, or just simply doesn’t like the students. Every time they get a donkey point, it moves them across the board, and if they get to the end then they have to sit down at the makeshift corral.
When teaching remedial woodshop, Birchum has a student aid named Brad (who is voiced by the same VA as Johnny Test I think) and he is able to forge Birchum’s signatures and change any of the students grades at will. He says this in front of the class, which makes you question why considering the students can probably use this information against him.
Principal Bortles (voiced by Roseanne Barr) comes into the class to inform Birchum that Karponzi has banned his safety film for being problematic because it shows blood. He shows it anyways though once they leave.
Back at his house, he gets into an argument with his wife Wendi (voice by Megyn Kelly) for feeding their dog vegan food. Then he gives advice to his tomboy daughter Jeanie (voiced by Brett Cooper) to just set the microwave to 33 seconds instead of 30 seconds because it wastes time. His twenty-year old son Eddie that plays professional e-sports comes in and tells him that he can just push the 30 second button, but Birchum just calls him lazy. Birchum gets frustrated that Eddie isn’t sitting down with the rest of the family to eat and is instead just gaming in the basement. Birchum gets annoyed at Eddie for not having a girlfriend, sitting in a vibrating chair, and drinking energy drinks made in a lab in Wuhan. I don’t even really know what they’re trying to satirize with the energy drink.
Back at the school, some parents are complaining about Birchum’s shop class video because it made someone’s kid ask them questions like what decapitate means and if they can go to trade school. Karponzi decides to add getting rid of Birchum to his to do list along with decolonizing the cafeteria menu and updating Tinder with protesting pics.
Wendi and Jeanie meanwhile are trying to make houses on the market look presentable to help Wendi’s job as a realtor. Jeanie gets into a disagreement with Wendi over how everything is decorated, and ends up ruining the fireplace by scraping the white paint off of it. The b-plot ends with Jeanie handcuffing herself to the fireplace to not allow for anymore white paint to be put on it, which makes the buyers not want to buy the house, but Wendi says that she’s proud of because she stuck to her convictions. That takeaway was really weird to me. Jeanie not only vandalizes property that isn’t hers because she doesn’t like how it looks, but she also directly negatively impacts her mother’s livelihood by scaring off potential buyers. Why exactly does she deserve praise for acting like a selfish little shit? If these were leftist protesters blocking traffic or vandalizing other people’s property for their pet issues I have no doubt that any of the Daily Wire hosts would have any problem rightfully calling those people a bunch of losers, but the show just tells us that Jeanie did the right thing by acting in the exact same fashion.
While doing laundry, Birchum asks why Eddie doesn’t like doing physical sports and he just flashbacks to playing little league as a kid and Birchum freaking out after he struck out.
The main plot continues with everyone in Birchum’s class is at risk of failing, so he gives them all an opportunity to pass his class by showing up to his house to finish his deck. Karponzi records this and uses this as justification for a disciplinary tribunal, which is a sort of trial that determines if he should get fired or not. At the tribunal, Birchum defends himself by saying that he’s actually teaching kids how to apply the skills they learned in his class to actually build things and points out how teachers even asked him and his students to build things for them. Everyone in the crowd erupts in cheer after hearing Birchum’s speech and wave around American flags and play patriotic music.
In the end Birchum only gets a three day suspension from work which he treats as a vacation. The C-plot (if you can even call it that) ends with Birchum meeting some attractive woman Eddie invited over who says that he is so cool and hot because he’s a great gamer, which changes Birchum’s opinion of him slightly.
All and all it was exactly what I was expecting, a lazy Family Guy knockoff. I see a lot of people saying that’s an unfair criticism, but I didn’t even mention any of the unfunny cutaway gags throughout the summary. You have vegan wolves and bears going around complaining about not getting the right coffee and getting mauled to death as the punchline. They also have a lot of in your face political references that are just brought up randomly out of nowhere. In one scene Wendi says that a part of her job is to sell people dreams that have no basis in reality, and Jeanie responds by saying “oh so like the Green New Deal?” And there’s a forced moment of silence as if she just had a mic drop moment. It’s so lame.
The main character is annoying and unfunny. There’s no cohesive plot as it feels like a series of unrelated sketches with some random b and c plots sprinkled in. Scenes seem to start and end at random, making you question what the point even was in having them. The humor consists entirely of ‘young people amirite’ and 'checkmate libtards' which are dated, as you can see every punchline coming a mile away. The voice acting is generally pretty poor, everyone apart from the main cast sounds like they recorded it on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Character designs also look ugly, with some characters having some weird anatomies to them.
For years hosts at The Daily Wire complained about the ham-fisted content and ideological shallowness coming from Hollywood, but when they were given the opportunity to actually make something good they fall into the same trap. You are generally not going to make something good if your primary concern is pushing your ideology over making good entertainment first.
Analyzing humour and parodying others requires some level empathy and the understanding of what drives the people being satirized to make it effective and not just propaganda, which the writers of this show lack. There’s nothing nuanced about the manbun Jedi guy which just relegates him to being a one-note joke.
That's why every attempt to lambaste the left in animation just results in shows where the whole joke is just complaining about newgen trendy thing while assuming the viewer will clap because they agree with boomer takes. Yeah, I’m sure EVERY young conservative agrees with boomers on everything.
This will likely be my only post on the show unless it does something really interesting, which I doubt. It prides itself on being so raunchy and offensive while being completely safe and inoffensive. Episodes of Family Guy are more offensive than this show, and that’s made by a bunch of liberals.
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2024.05.12 05:45 Gemman_Aster Atomic Shop items you can request through Bethesda Support

As always I shall try to keep this list updated at least once every four weeks until the post is again automatically locked after six months, preventing further edits.
In order to request any of these items you must go to the appropriate link for the Xbox Series X/S, Windows, PS5 or Steam. If you are playing on an older system it is simple to reach its page from one of these direct links. I am sure it goes without saying your player account must have sufficient Atoms available to pay for the item/s you choose. As part of the process Bethesda Support will respond to your request by ticket and email with the total cost of whatever you order.
This page from the Wikia entry for Fallout76 may help with working out some of the bundles' contents. I cannot swear for the accuracy of the data however as with all wikis it is community-created support material.
I have had quite a few comments asking how long you can expect to wait. The answer is that it varies. In my own experience I have had items redeemed for my character within two hours. I have also had to wait for more than a month. Much of the process seems to be automated now and I would say the average time these days seems between two to four days.
This list is up-to-date as of 12.05.2024:
  1. Ace Full Assault Power Armor Paint
  2. Alien Plushie
  3. Alien Technology Bundle
  4. Aluminum Trees
  5. Amateur Inventor's Laser Gun Paint
  6. American Flag Set
  7. Angry Fist Shake
  8. Animatronic Cat
  9. Appalachian Thunder Pipe Gatling Gun Paint
  10. Armored Raider Skull Gas Mask
  11. Armory Weapon Paint Bundle
  12. Army Issue Plasma Caster Paint
  13. Astroturf
  14. Atomic Blast Lamp
  15. Barbed Chained Tire Set
  16. Beer Barrel Fridge
  17. Big Game Hunter
  18. Big Red Button Icon
  19. Black Bear Mascot
  20. Black Cat Bundle
  21. Black Knight Paint
  22. Black Pip-Boy Paint
  23. Black Rider Power Armor
  24. Blood Eagle Bow Skin
  25. Blood Eagle Bundle
  26. Blood Eagle Power Armor Paint
  27. Blood Eagle Totem
  28. Bloody Arktos Refrigerator
  29. Bombs Away Mobile
  30. Bone and Felt Antler Headband Set
  31. Bone Gas Mask
  32. Bonnet
  33. BOS Backpack
  34. BOS Scouting Tower
  35. Bottle Icon
  36. Boxing Ring
  37. Brambles
  38. Brew-haha Bundle
  39. Brotherhood Armory
  40. Brotherhood Bundle
  41. Brotherhood High Tech Stash
  42. Brotherhood of Steel Digital Deluxe Bundle
  43. Bubble Blower Machine
  44. Bucking Brahmin Bundle
  45. Bucking Brahmin Mask
  46. Bucking Brahmin Ride
  47. Bunker Bundle
  48. Burgundy Modular Sofa Set
  49. C.A.M.P. Structure Starter Bundle
  50. Cactus Set
  51. Camden Park Mega Bundle
  52. Camo Secret Service Armor Paint
  53. Camo Secret Service Underarmor
  54. Camo Utility Cap
  55. Cappy's Nuka-Cola Train Bundle
  56. Captain Cosmos Outfit
  57. Captain Cosmos Power Armor
  58. Captain Cosmos Power Armor Bundle
  59. Caravan Trader Outfit
  60. Carnivorous Plant
  61. Cash Register Vending Machine
  62. Castle Bed
  63. Cat Topiary
  64. Cement Tire Set
  65. Chalk Letter Kit
  66. Charleston Fire Station
  67. Charleston Fire Station Bundle
  68. Christmas Sitting Room Bundle
  69. Cinder Blocks Wallpaper
  70. Clandestine Gauss Weapons Bundle
  71. Clandestine Service Gauss Shotgun Paint
  72. Clandestine Service Minigun Paint
  73. Classic Jukebox
  74. Classic Performance Stage
  75. Classic Western Bundle
  76. Classical Column
  77. Classy Girl Player Icon
  78. Clean Bathroom Bundle
  79. Clean Billboard
  80. Clean Boxing Ring
  81. Clean Chally Outfit
  82. Clean Mannequin Set
  83. Clean Shower
  84. Clean Sink
  85. Clean Small Generator
  86. Clean Toilet
  87. Clean Water Purifier
  88. Clean White Picket Fences
  89. Coal Duster Excavator Power Armor Paint
  90. Coffin Backpack
  91. Coffin Decoration
  92. Coffin Stash Box
  93. Collectron Bundle
  94. Colored Oval Lights
  95. Comforts of Home Bundle
  96. Comin' to Town Bundle
  97. Communal Firepit
  98. Communist Bunker
  99. Communist Collectron Station
  100. Communist Fence
  101. Communist Handmade Gun Skin
  102. Communist Militant Outfit
  103. Communist Military Safe Stash Box
  104. Communist Officer's Gas Mask
  105. Communist Salute Emote
  106. Communist Spy Bundle
  107. Communist Spy Outfit
  108. Contemporary C.A.M.P. Bundle
  109. Cowboy Hat
  110. Cowhide Outfit
  111. Creepy Mothman Player Icon
  112. Crypt Crook Backpack
  113. Cuddles Outfit
  114. Cultist Dungeon Bundle
  115. Dark Harlequin Face Paint
  116. Dark Matter Combat Rifle Paint
  117. Dark Wood Laminate
  118. Dart Board
  119. Dead Man's Hand Posters
  120. Death Awaits Skull Totem
  121. Death Ray Bug Zapper
  122. Decorative Room Divider
  123. Deep Cave Bundle
  124. Deep Cave Hunter Outfit
  125. Diamond Eyes Face Paint
  126. Down Home Comfort Bundle
  127. Down Home Dweller Bundle
  128. Down Home Wallpaper Set
  129. Duster
  130. Easter Bundle
  131. Easter Rabbit Plushie
  132. Electro 2000 Fireplace
  133. Elm Tree Set
  134. Encampment Bridge
  135. Encampment Fences
  136. Encampment Fortress Bundle
  137. Enclave Backpack
  138. Enclave Bundle
  139. Enclave C.A.M.P. Bundle
  140. Enclave Power Armor Paint
  141. Enclave Turret Set
  142. Equalizer Power Armor Paint
  143. Eye Patch Bundle
  144. F.E.T.C.H. Collectron Station
  145. Fancy Thanksgiving Display Case
  146. Farm Life C.A.M.P. Bundle
  147. Fasnacht Bundle
  148. Fasnacht C.A.M.P. Bundle
  149. Fasnacht Collectron Station
  150. Fasnacht Mask Bundle
  151. Fasnacht Mask Display
  152. Fasnacht Mystical Mask Bundle
  153. Fat Man Aviator Paint
  154. Feral Ghoul Bundle
  155. Feral Ghoul Costume
  156. Fez
  157. Fire Chief Bundle
  158. Fire Hazard Backpack
  159. Firewatch Tower
  160. Firing Range Posters
  161. Fish Lamp
  162. Floor Walker Outfit
  163. Flower Cart
  164. Fluorescent Light Set
  165. Flyboy Bundle
  166. Flyboy Icon
  167. Flyboy Outfit
  168. Four Poster Bed
  169. Free States Scout Armor Paint
  170. Freedom Stars Neon Sign
  171. Freight Wagon
  172. Fringed Dress
  173. Future-Tec Bundle
  174. Gag Glasses Bundle
  175. Gala Dress
  176. Gala Tuxedo
  177. Gatling Plasma Copperhead Paint
  178. Ghillie Netting Bundle
  179. Ghoul Icon
  180. Giant Neon Letters
  181. Gladiator Outfit
  182. Glow-in-the-Dark Map
  183. Gold 50 Cal Machine Gun Paint
  184. Gold Mr. Fuzzy Kiddie Ride
  185. Gold Mr. Rocket Kiddie Ride
  186. Golden Years Set
  187. Good Fortunes Bundle
  188. Grafton Monster Mascot Outfit
  189. Grahm Plushie
  190. Grahm's Green Bundle
  191. Green Thumb Bundle
  192. Greenhouse Kit
  193. Greenhouse Kit Bundle
  194. Grognak Battlecry
  195. Grognak Hero Bundle
  196. Grognak Plushie
  197. Gurney Bed Set
  198. H.A.R.E. Power Armor Skin
  199. Halberd
  200. Halloween C.A.M.P. Bundle
  201. Halo and Horns Set
  202. Hammock
  203. Hanging Planters
  204. Haunted House C.A.M.P. Bundle
  205. Haunted House Floor
  206. Haunted House Porch Set
  207. Haunted House Staircase
  208. Hay Bales
  209. Heart Balloons
  210. Hellcat Outfit Bundle
  211. Hellfire Regulator Power Armor Paint
  212. Hero Statue Set
  213. High-Powered Weapon Racks
  214. High-Tech Stash
  215. Holiday Nuclear Tree
  216. Holiday Tree
  217. Holidays Emote Bundle
  218. Hot Tub
  219. Hubris Comics Magazine Rack
  220. Hubris Comics Wallpaper
  221. Hunting Lodge Bundle
  222. I Survived!
  223. Imposter Assaultron Head
  224. Inflatable Snowman
  225. Inner Tube Deck Chair
  226. Jail Walls
  227. Junk Fences
  228. Junkyard C.A.M.P. Bundle
  229. Junkyard Dog Collectron Station
  230. Junkyard Power Armor Paint
  231. Kill, Laugh, Love Neon Sign
  232. Landscape Painting
  233. Large Nuka-Cola Bottle
  234. Large Succulent Set
  235. Laser Grid Door
  236. Laundered Blue Dress
  237. Laundered Cream Dress
  238. Laundered Rose Dress
  239. Leper'chaun Outfit
  240. Leprechaun Bundle
  241. Leprechaun Outfit
  242. Liberator Bot Lamp
  243. Liberty Prime Power Armor Skin Set
  244. Light Bulb Letters Set
  245. Light Wood Laminate
  246. Lion Dancer Outfit
  247. Log Cabin Kit
  248. Log Cabin Porch Set
  249. Lover Girl Icon
  250. Lucille's Lullaby
  251. Lumberjack Bundle
  252. Lumberjack Outfit
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2024.05.10 20:04 Vukobasa An observer in the Near East: MONTENEGRO (1907)

An observer in the Near East: MONTENEGRO (1907)
ΜΟΝΤΕΝEGRO
CHAPTER I
THE CITY IN THE SKY
Why I went to the Balkans―The road to Montenegro―Cettinje and its petroleum tins―About the blood-feud―England and Montenegro―Warned not to attempt to go to Albania―My guide a marked man-The story of Tef―A woman's fickleness, and its sequel.
CHAPTER II
AN AUDIENCE OF PRINCE NICHOLAS
The Palace at Cettinje―A cigarette with the Prince―The policy of Montenegro―A confidential chat―His Royal Highness's admiration for England―His views upon Macedonia―He urges me not to attempt to go to Albania. but I persuade him to help me―His Highness's kindness―Souvenirs.
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CHAPTER I
THE CITY IN THE SKY
Why I went to the Balkans— The road to Montenegro — Cettinje and its petroleum tins — About the blood-feud — England and Montenegro — Warned not to attempt to go to Albania — My guide a marked man — The story of Tef — A woman's fickleness, and its sequel.
I ENTERED the Balkans by the back door. The luxuries of the Orient Express had no attraction for me. I wanted to see the Balkans as they really are, those great, wild, mountainous countries, so full of race hatreds, of political bickerings, of fierce blood-feuds, of feverish propa- gandas those nations with their interesting monarchs and their many mysteries.
The "Orient" runs direct from Paris to the Balkan capitals, it is true, but if one goes to study a people the capital is not the only place in which to discover the truth. One must go into the country, move among the peasantry, hear their grievances and investigate their wrongs. Therefore I decided to enter the East by Montenegro, and also visit the wild and little-known regions of Northern Albania.
The comfortable voyage by the Austrian-Lloyd mail steamer Graf Wurmbrand from Trieste down the Adriatic, touching at Pola, the Austrian naval station, Lussinpiccolo, Zara- famed for its maraschino-Sebenico, Spalato, and Gravosa to Cattaro, has been already described by many writers. Suffice it to say that it is perhaps one of the most picturesque of pleasure-trips in the world, for every moment one has a fresh panorama of mountain and blue sea, of green, fertile islands with subtropical vegetation, and tiny white villages nestling at the sea's edge, as the steamer threads her way through the narrow and often difficult channels.
At times the wild scenery, especially in the Bocche di Cattaro, reminds the traveller of the Norwegian fiords, and at others the coast is an almost exact reproduction of the French Riviera.
The object of my journey was, however, not in order to write a mere description of men and places. There have been other travellers in the Balkans who have related their story, therefore my mission was to make careful inquiry into the present unsettled state of affairs, try and discover the grievances of both sides, and endeavour to obtain from the rulers and statesmen of the various nations their aspirations for the future. This I succeeded in doing, for the various monarchs of the Balkans graciously gave me audience; and from their Ministers, from the middle classes, and from the peasants, I was enabled at last to form some conclusion as to the real situation-political, economical, social, and financial.
The writer who attempts to place the various Balkan questions impartially and clearly before the public will at once find himself utterly confused, and wallowing wildly in a morass of misstatement and misrepresentation. The Balkans are torn by race hatreds, party strife, and the intrigues of the Powers. The Turk hates the Bulgar, the Serb hates the Austrian, the Roumanian hates the Greek, the Albanian hates the Montenegrin, the Bosnian hates the Turk, while the Macedonian hates everybody all round. What is told to one authoritatively one hour, is flatly contradicted the next; therefore it is not in the least surprising that in the European Press there have been so many misstatements about the various Balkan questions, the real truth being so very difficult to obtain.
I have, however, endeavoured to obtain it, and at risk of being injudicious, to place before the reader the facts as they are, without any political bias, or any seeking to gloss over the many glaring defects of administration of which I have myself been witness.
To describe the beauties of the Bocche di Cattaro, that series of winding channels where the high grey mountains rise sheer from the water, would be only to traverse old ground. Suffice it to say that I landed at Cattaro on a bright, sunny noon, and found upon the quay a tall, lean mountaineer who had been sent to meet me.
To the traveller fresh from the West the Montenegrin costume of both women and men is very attractive, but a few days in the Balkans soon accustoms the eye to a perfect phantasmagoria of colour and of costume. Pero was my driver's name, and I noticed that around his waist was a revolver belt, but minus the weapon. I inquired where it was, and with a grin he informed me that Cattaro, being in Dalmatia, the Austrians would not allow Montenegrins to bring arms into their country; so they were compelled to leave them on the other side of the frontier, ten kilometres distant.
My bags packed upon the three-horse travelling carriage and secured with many strings, and Pero equipped with a plentiful stock of cigarettes, he mounted upon the box, whipped up his long-tailed ponies, and we started on our eight-hour ascent of that great wall of mountain that hides Montenegro from the sea.
As we ascended through the little village of Skaljari we entered upon a magnificent road, said to be one of the greatest engineering feats of modern times, and steadily ascended, until at the striped black-and-yellow Austrian boundary post we crossed the frontier, and were in the "Land of the Black Mountain"-Montenegro. Across the road, at an acute angle, a row of paving-stones marks the frontier, and soon after- wards we found ourselves in the wildest and most desolate mountain region. At a lonely roadside hut Pero obtained his big, serviceable-looking revolver, and I, of course, wore mine in my belt; for in Montenegro or Albania arms make the man. A man unarmed is looked upon as an effeminate coward. Indeed, by order of Prince Nicholas every Monte- negrin must wear the national dress, both men and women, and every man must carry his revolver when out of doors.
Four hours from Cattaro we were in a lonely mountain fastness, a wild, desolate, treeless region of huge limestone rocks of peculiar volcanic formation, which gave them the appearance of a boiling sea. The views over the Adriatic as we turned back were so superb that, despite photographing being strictly forbidden on account of the fortresses in the vicinity, I could not resist the temptation to take one or two surreptitiously. On, through a bleak, uninhabited country, we at last reached the guard-house of Kerstac, and then half an hour later found ourselves upon a plateau where, in the centre, stood the small clean village of Nyegush, the ancestral home of the reigning family, and the scene of most of the Montenegrin wars of independence. Here we halted for half an hour at the post-house, and before we left, the big, lumbering post-diligence, with its armed guard, came up behind us.
Before we moved off again it had grown dark, the moon shone, and for four hours longer we alternately climbed and descended through that wild region of silence and desolation, until at last we saw, deep below, the lights of Cettinje, the little capital, and an hour later brought us to the unpre- tending "Grand" Hotel.
Hardly had I entered my room when there came a loud knock at my door, and a tall, scarlet-coated Montenegrin warrior, armed to the teeth, entered and saluted. For a moment I looked up at him aghast, but the mystery was solved when, next second, he handed me with great ceremony a telegram from a dear friend in England wishing me God- speed. I had taken him to be, at least, one of the Prince's bodyguard, and he was only a plain telegraph messenger!
This was but one of many surprises in store for me in Montenegro. Next morning I went out to look round the clean little capital, when, on passing the Prince's palace, I saw a number of soldiers drawn up, and as I went by, the band suddenly struck up the British National Anthem! I raised my hat, halted, and stood puzzled. Surely they were not honouring me! Another moment, however, and I recognised the reason. In a carriage, accompanied by the Grand Marechal of the Court, there drove up my friend Mr. Charles des Graz, the newly-appointed British Chargé d'Affaires to Montenegro, who was about to present his creden- tials to His Royal Highness the Prince.
Montenegro is perhaps the most interesting country in all the Balkans. Cettinje, a small, clean town of broad streets and one-storeyed, whitewashed houses, is a little city in the sky, lying as it does in a cup-shaped depression at the summit of a high, bare mountain. Its long, straight, main street reminds one very much of a small country town in England, if it were not that everyone is, by law, compelled to wear the national dress, and every man has in his belt his big, long- barrelled revolver, without which he must never go out of doors.
The men, sturdy mountaineers, are of fine physique- handsome fellows, all of them. Their dress consists of dark blue baggy trousers, white woollen gaiters, raw-hide shoes, a scarlet jacket heavily braided with gold, and a small round cap, with black silk around the edge and the crown of the same colour as the jacket, bearing the Prince's initials in Servian letters, "H.I." The women, who are particularly good-looking, wear dark skirts, beautifully hand-embroidered blouses, and a kind of long coat, with open sleeves of soft, dove-grey cloth. Forbidden to wear European hats, they are compelled to adopt an exactly similar cap to the men, except that the crown is embroidered instead of bearing the royal initials.
Nowhere have I seen such glorification of the male as in Montenegro. To the men, born fighters as they are, work is undignified; therefore the women toil while the opposite sex look on. I saw women employed in building operations and performing work which, in other countries, is left to day- labourers.
Cettinje is quaint in the extreme. The only houses of foreigners are the various Legations, and the only foreigners are diplomats with their wives and families. The first thing that strikes the stranger is the number of petroleum tins. Opposite the hotel I saw a great ring of empty tins, numbering some hundreds, ranged around a fountain. A few women were squatting gossiping, and an armed policeman lounged against the water-source. On inquiry, I found that there was a water famine, and the tins had been placed there at dawn to await the moment when the authorities thought fit to allow the people to get their daily supply. The women had gone away to work, and would return later. The Monte- negrins a short time ago constructed a reservoir, but there was a crack in it, so the water ran away. Hence the famine.
The petroleum tin is never out of sight for a single moment in Cettinje. At any hour, and in any street, you see women and children carrying them. They are used for everything, from milk-pails to flower-pots.
In Cettinje one comes for the first time up against the dark-faced, scowling Albanian in his tightly fitting trousers of white wool striped with black, his dirty white fez, and the swagger of superiority in his gait. He is well armed, and for a good reason. The Montenegrin hates the Albanian, because of the constant border feuds over at Podgoritza, where blood is constantly spilt, and where I have seen a Montenegrin in the market squatting over a basket of apples with a loaded rifle.
That morning I was chatting to a man in Montenegrin dress, of whom I had bought some excellent cigarettes, manufactured by the Montenegro Tobacco Monopoly-an Italian syndicate, by the way and happened to mention that I was on my way to Albania. "Ah, gospodin!" he exclaimed, holding up both his hands, and glancing at the revolver in my belt. "Take my advice.
Don't go into Albania or Macedonia. You are not safe there from one moment to the other. For half a word they'll shoot you dead as easily as they drink a glass of wine. No man's life is worth a moment's purchase there. I'm Albanian myself from Kroja-and I know."
This was scarcely reassuring. I looked about me on every hand as I strolled through Cettinje. All was so quiet, so orderly, so very peaceful there, even though the big, burly mountaineers in the gold-laced jackets eyed me with askance as I passed. Not without some trepidation I took a number of photographs, for I had heard that, like the Turk, the Monte- negrin was averse to having his counterfeit presentment put upon paper. Nevertheless, the first feeling of insecurity having passed, I very soon found myself quite at home in Cettinje, and in the midst of very good and kind friends.
A good many foreigners come up from Cattaro to pry about Cettinje for a day or two, buy picture-postcards and antique arms, sneer at the honest Montenegrin, and return into Dalmatia. Towards such, the Montenegrin is not par- ticularly polite. But those who go to Cettinje to seriously and thoroughly study the people and their future will find a great deal of genuine and charming hospitality.
My first day in Cettinje was lonely. Afterwards, until I left, I was always with friends and officials, who took the greatest trouble to answer my questions and explain matters.
Montenegro is entirely unlike any other country in the world. Its air of antiquity is particularly pleasing, while on every hand the beneficent rule of Prince Nicholas is apparent. Every man in Montenegro swears by his Prince, whom he almost worships. They call him their "father," and if His Royal Highness raised the standard of war to- morrow, every man would rise and fight to the death. The Prince is accessible to all his people-more so to them, indeed, than to the diplomats. Sometimes, early in the morning, he will sit in an arm-chair on the steps leading to the entrance of his palace, and there hear the complaints or petitions of his people. In this patriarchal way he often ministers justice. Last year he granted Montenegro a Constitution, and there is now a Skupshtina similar to that of Servia; but the people have not yet quite understood that in future they must go to the Ministers, and not to their Prince. They will see him, and nobody else.
In no country is loyalty and patriotism so strong as in Montenegro. The army is well trained, and the whole country being one huge natural fortress, a foreign enemy would experience enormous difficulty in gaining entrance. In Cettinje, even a constant traveller like myself meets with continual surprises. One day, while walking at the rear of the Bigliardo, or old palace-so called because when built the first billiard table was introduced-I heard the sound of clanking chains behind me. At first I took no notice, but as it continued with regular rhythm I glanced behind, when, to my amaze- ment, I saw a convict in leg-fetters with difficulty taking his afternoon stroll beneath the trees! There were several others on the grass plot before the prison, idling in the shadow or gossiping with their friends, who had come to keep them company!
Inquiriesshowed that most of these prisoners were murderers, not for robbery but for vendetta. In Montenegro the blood- feud is constant, and life is held very cheap. It invariably commences by jealousy, and is of everyday occurrence. Two lovers quarrel, and one is shot. Then the blood-feud commences, and unlike in Italy or other Southern countries, the vendetta is not only upon the murderer, but upon his next-of-kin. Therefore, if the assassin escapes into Servia, Bosnia, or Turkey, as he so often does, the brother of the dead man takes up the feud and kills the assassin's brother without parley when next he meets him. I myself saw a man shot dead one night in Ryeka, at the head of the Lake of Scutari, and the murderer walked coolly away undeterred. It was the blood-feud, and no one took much notice.
"S'bogom!" (God be with you!) It is the expression you hear on every hand in the Balkans. In the streets the peasants touch their round caps in salute and exclaim, "S'bogom!" When you leave for a journey and when you return, when you rise and when you go to rest; even if you go for a short walk-it is the same. Life is so uncertain in those wild regions that the protection of the Almighty is invoked upon you always, and your revolver is ever ready in your belt.
In Cettinje I had a faithful guide and servant, a black-eyed, somewhat sinister-looking Albanian, named Palok. He travelled with me through Montenegro and Albania, and was most faithful and devoted. Besides Albanian and Serb he spoke a little Italian, and possessed a keen sense of humour.
One day, while we were travelling through the wild, bare mountain, a perfect wilderness of huge boulders without a single tree or even blade of grass, we halted for our midday meal, and while eating he told me of a great friend of his who had recently been killed at Spuz for vendetta, and he added, fondling the butt of his revolver, "I too, gospodin, shall die before long."
I looked at him in surprise. His usually humorous face had changed. It was dark and thoughtful, and his black eyes were fixed upon me.
"Is there a blood-feud upon you, then?" I asked, in surprise.
"Yes," he replied briefly; and though I endeavoured to persuade him to tell the story, it was not until the following day that with some reluctance he explained.
"A year ago my brother Tef, away in Scutari, fell in love with a beautiful girl. He had a rival-a young Albanian, a coppersmith in the bazaar. They quarrelled, but the girl-ah! she was very beautiful-preferred Tef. Where- upon the rival one night took his rifle and laid in wait for my brother in the main street of Scutari. Early in the evening he left the house of the girl's father, and as he passed the fellow shot poor Tef dead."
And he paused as his brow knit deeply, and his teeth were set tightly.
"Well?" I asked.
"Well, gospodin. What would you have done had your own brother died a dog's death? I took a rifle, and within a week the murderer was in his grave. I shot him through the heart and then I left Scutari."
"And you are safe here, in Montenegro ?"
"Safe! Oh dear, no," he answered. "One day-it may be to-day-the fellow's brother will kill me. He must kill me. It is Fate-why worry about it? It does one no good."
And the marked man, the man doomed to die at a moment when he least expects it, rolled a cigarette and lit it with perfect resignment.
"And are you not afraid to go with me back to Scutari?" I asked, amazed at his fearlessness.
"Afraid, gospodin!" he exclaimed, looking at me in reproach as his hand instinctively wandered to his weapon. "Afraid! No Albanian is afraid of the blood-feud. I have killed the murderer, and his brother must kill me. It is our law." And the doomed man smiled gravely.
"And the girl?" I asked.
"Ah! They are all the same," he answered, with a quick shrug of the shoulders. "A month ago she married a tobacco- seller a man old enough to be her father. Poor Tef! If he could but know!"
"And the blood-feud still continues?"
"Of course-until I am dead."
Then Palok smoked on in silence, entirely resigned to the fate that awaits him. He knows that one day, as he walks along the road, the sharp crack of a hidden rifle will sound, and he will fall to earth, another victim of a woman's fickleness.
S'bogom! God be with you!
CHAPTER II
AN AUDIENCE OF PRINCE NICHOLAS
The Palace at Cettinje-A cigarette with the Prince-The policy of Monte- negro-A confidential chat-His Royal Highness's admiration for England-His views upon Macedonia-He urges me not to attempt to go to Albania, but I persuade him to help me-His Highness's kindness -Souvenirs.
HIS Royal Highness the Prince will be pleased to grant you private audience at four o'clock this after- noon, gospodin."
The tall, burly aide-de-camp in the little round cap, high boots, pale blue overcoat, and pistols in his belt, saluted, and we shook hands.
It was then three o'clock, and I was just about to go out to visit Madame Constantinovitch, the mother of Princess Mirko. So I had to return at once to my room and dress for the audience. The kings and princes of the Balkans have a habit of summoning one at a moment's notice, and paying visits at unearthly hours.
Here, in Cettinje, in the heart of these wild, desolate fast- nesses, one seems so far removed from European influence, yet how great a part has this rocky, impregnable country, with its fierce soldier-inhabitants, played in the politics of Eastern Europe, and how great a part it is still destined to play in the near future!
The fact that everybody is armed gives the stranger an uncanny feeling. The man who brings one's coffee wears a perfect arsenal of weapons in his sash, and one quickly acquires the habit of carrying a revolver one's self. Indeed, if you are wise, you will carry a good serviceable weapon from the moment you enter the Balkans to the moment you quit them. But if you approach the Albanian frontier, you will be at once warned not to fire without just cause. A few shots is sufficient to alarm the whole neighbourhood for many miles, and on hearing the alarm every man seizes his rifle and flies to the rendezvous, fully equipped and eager for the fight with those Albanian border tribes, of whom I afterwards had the good fortune to be the guest.
I had already had a long chat with Prince Danilo, the Crown Prince of Montenegro, whom I found a very smart and highly educated man, fully alive to the political difficulties of the neighbouring states and the necessity of Montenegro preserving her independence. He held very strong views upon the terrible state of affairs in Macedonia, and gave me many interesting details about his own country.
Having met him, and also his younger brother, Prince Mirko, I was particularly anxious to make the acquaintance of their father, Prince Nicholas, the ruler of the sturdy, warlike dwellers of the "Land of the Black Mountain "-the principal and most striking figure in this remarkable country, where peace and war walk ever hand-in-hand.
Since 1860, when his uncle, Prince Danilo, was assassinated, he has ruled justly, if somewhat sternly, and has succeeded in raising his nation from a state of semi-civilisation to the high place it now occupies in the Eastern world. In 1888 he gave the country a Civil and Criminal Code, and last year he granted a Constitution. Indeed, he has done all in his power to induce his warriors to follow the arts of peace without forgetting those of war.
At the hour appointed, the royal aide-de-camp called in a carriage and drove me to the Palace, a long, dark brown building of somewhat plain exterior, as befits the home of a fighting race, where I was received in the great hall by half a dozen bowing servants in scarlet and gold. Here I was met by the chamberlain, who conducted me up the grand staircase and into the great audience-chamber, with its many fine paintings and highly polished floor. Then, after a moment, the Prince-a brilliant figure-entered, shook me by the hand, and welcomed me to Montenegro.
These formalities ended, His Royal Highness said in Italian, "Come, let us go into yonder room. We shall be able to talk there more comfortably." And he led me into a smaller chamber, where he gave me a seat at the table where he sat.
The afternoon was gloomy, and dusk was creeping on, therefore upon the table a great antique silver candelabra had been set, and by its light I was enabled to obtain a good view of the ruler of Crnagora, the "Land of the Black Mountain."
Of magnificent physique, tall, muscular, with hair slightly grey, he bore his sixty-five years lightly. Attired in the splendid national costume of scarlet, blue, and gold, with high boots, he wore a single decoration at his throat, the Cross of Danilo, of which Order he is Master. Upon his hand- some, well-cut features the candles shed a soft light, causing the gold upon his dress to glitter, and I noticed, as I asked him questions, how his dark, keen eyes shot quick, inquiring glances of alertness.
After the first few minutes of regal formality His Highness's manner entirely changed. Putting ceremony aside, he pro- duced his cigarette case of crocodile skin, with the royal crown and cipher in gold in the corner-offered me a Montenegrin cigarette, took one himself, lit mine with his own hand, and then we fell to chatting.
In the delightful hour and a half we smoked together I asked the prince-poet many questions, and learnt many things. He explained several difficult points in Balkan politics, which to me, an Englishman, had always been puzzling. We spoke in Italian of Macedonia and of a certain well-known foreign diplomat in London who was our mutual friend, the Prince giving me a very kind message to deliver to him.
Presently I referred to the splendid result of his rule, and related to him a little incident which had occurred to me in Nyegush a few days before, as showing how deeply he was beloved by his nation. A smile crossed his fine open countenance as he replied simply, "I have done my best for my people-my very best; and I shall do so as long as God gives me life. I am happy to believe that my people appreciate my efforts."
"And now, Monseigneur," I asked, "will you tell me what is the present position of Montenegro?"
"The present position is peace," was his prompt answer. "I have granted a Constitution, and the first meeting of the new Skupshtina has been held successfully. Though the Albanian question is always with us, I am thankful to say we are on the most excellent terms with Turkey, while towards Russia we are pursuing our traditional policy. For the Emperor Francis Josef of Austria I have nothing but the most profound admiration, and I owe very much to him."
"And towards England, Monseigneur ?"
"England has been, as you know, Montenegro's very best friend," replied the Prince. "I, personally, have the greatest respect and admiration for your great country. We Montenegrins always remember that it was Mr. Gladstone who gave us the strip of seaboard on the Adriatic with Dulcigno. He was our greatest friend, and his memory is respected by admirer by every man in Montenegro. Of Tennyson, too, I am a great I am very fond of his poems."
"You are a poet yourself, Monseigneur," I remarked, remembering that more than one poetical drama from his pen had been successfully produced on the stage.
His Royal Highness smiled, and puffed slowly at his cigarette.
"I have written one or two little things, it is true; but nothing of late."
"I wonder if I dare ask your Royal Highness to write a few lines for me as a souvenir of my visit?" I asked, not without some trepidation.
"Ah!-well-I won't promise," he laughed. "All depends whether I'm in the mood for it."
"But you will try, won't you?
And the Prince nodded assent.
Then we spoke of Servia and of recent events there; but he was not inclined to discuss the question, and naturally so, when it is remembered that his daughter was the late wife of King Peter.
Returning to the burning question of Macedonia, I saw that he was well informed of all that was transpiring around lakes Presba and Ochrida and down in Serres.
"It is a monstrous state of affairs," he declared. "Something must be done at once, for as soon as spring comes again the massacres will increase."
"But there are outrages, tortures, and massacres every day," I remarked.
"Ah yes," he sighed, "I know. Most terrible details have reached me lately. But you are going to Macedonia yourself, and you will see with your own eyes."
"And what, in your opinion, would be the best settlement of the question?" I inquired.
"There is but one way, namely, for the Powers to call a conference and place Macedonia under a governor - general, who must be a European prince. The reforms would then be carried out, and the Greek bands expelled from the country. How long will Europe tolerate the present frightful state of affairs?"
"The fact is, Monseigneur, that we, in England, are very ignorant of the true state of things, or even of the facts of the Macedonian question," I said.
"Ah, there you are quite correct. If your English public knew what was really happening-how an innocent Christian population is being slaughtered and exterminated because of international rivalry-they would cry shame upon those responsible for this wholesale murder and outrage. But" -he smiled-" I almost forget myself. My position as a ruler forbids me to talk politics, you know!" And we laughed together.
"So you are going to Servia, Bulgaria, Roumania, and to Constantinople-eh?" he remarked a little later, when we had lit fresh cigarettes. "In Bulgaria, and also in Roumania, you will see many things that will interest you. The Bul- garians are very strongly armed, and so are the Roumanians."
"Her Majesty the Queen of Roumania has also promised me audience," I said.
"When you see her, will you please present to Her Majesty my most cordial respects. She is so very charming."
"I want, Monseigneur, to visit Northern Albania, leaving Montenegro by Ryeka and Scutari. Would that be the best route, do you think?"
"What!" he exclaimed, in surprise. "Do you actually contemplate visiting the tribes up in the Accursed Mountains?"
"Certainly. Why not?"
"Well, my advice is, don't think of going there. If you do, you will never return. You'll be shot at sight, like a dog. You have no idea what those uncivilised tribes are like. The whole country is utterly lawless."
"So I understand. But I've also heard that the Albanian possesses a deep sense of honour. And I thought that I might possibly obtain permission from one or other of the chiefs."
The Prince was silent for a moment. Then, looking at me across the table, said-
"Do not go. It is far too great a risk."
His advice was the same that my, friends in London had given me; the same that I had received there, in the market-place of Cettinje.
But I was determined, and pressed His Royal Highness to assist me, at last receiving his promise of help. By his kind permission, the Albanian named Palok acted as my guide, and what eventually happened to me in that wild region will be seen in the following pages.
"Well," exclaimed the Prince at last, "if you go up there, it must be at your own risk. I've warned you of the danger. No one has been up there for many years. It has been at- tempted, of course, but travellers have either been held to ransom, and the Turks have been compelled to pay for their release, or else they have simply been shot by the first Albanian meeting them. The country beyond Scutari is the most unsafe in the whole Balkan Peninsula."
I replied that I intended to make the attempt.
"Well, then, I wish you buon viaggio," he laughed. "May every good luck attend you, and as we say in Montenegro - S'bogom! (God be with you!) When you return for I suppose you will pass this way down to the sea-come and see me, and tell me all about the Skreli and Kastrati country -for of course I am highly interested. They are always at war with our people on the frontier."
"I will let your Royal Highness know the moment I am back in Cettinje," I promised.
Then rising, he gripped my hand warmly, saying-
"Then I will help you if I can. Be careful of yourself, for I shall be anxious about you. Again, S'bogom!"
And the Prince accompanied me to the head of the grand staircase, where I made my obeisance, turned and descended through the rows of armed and bowing servants ranged in the hall, charmed by His Royal Highness's graciousness towards me and by the pleasant chat I had enjoyed.
When, after my journey through Northern Albania, I one afternoon re-entered that audience-chamber, and he came forward with outstretched hand to greet me, he exclaimed-
"Well, well! I am so glad to see you back safe and sound. You look a little thinner in the face a little travel-worn- eh? Life in the Albanian mountains is not like your life in London or Paris, is it? But never mind as long as you are safe," he laughed, placing his hand kindly upon my shoulder.
"Come along to this room. It is more cosy," and he led me to the smaller apartment, his own private cabinet.
For nearly two hours I sat relating to him what occurred on my journey, and describing the wild country which had, until then, been practically a sealed book. Even though Cettinje is so near, hardly anything was known of the Skreli, the Hoti, the Klementi, or the Kastrati tribes, save that they were brigandish bands who constantly raided the Montenegrin frontier.
The Prince listened to me with great attention, and put many questions to me as we smoked together.
Then rising, he took from a drawer in his great writing- table a small scarlet box, and as he opened it he bestowed upon me a compliment undeserved, for he said -
"There are few men who would have risked what you have done. Therefore I wish to invest you with our Order of Danilo, as a mark of my appreciation and esteem."
And he displayed to me the beautiful dark blue and white enamelled cross of the Order, the same that he was wearing at his throat, surmounted by the royal crown and suspended upon the white ribbon edged with cerise.
After he had invested me with the Order, saying many kind things to me, which I really don't think I deserved, he added-
"The chef du chancellerie will send you the diploma in due course, and I trust, when you petition your own gracious Sovereign King Edward, that His Majesty will allow you to wear this insignia."
I thanked His Royal Highness, gripped his hand, and a few minutes later passed through the line of bowing servants out of the Palace.
And that same evening I received from His Royal Highness the signed photograph which appears in these pages.
Before I left Cettinje I received the following expressive lines, written especially for me by a Montenegrin poet who is a great personage, but whose name he would not permit me to give. They are in Servian as follows, and I have placed their English translation below :-
S' veledušnog Albiona
Pružiše se dvije ruke
Crnoj Gori da pomogu
U junačke njene muke
S' vrućom rječu na ustima
Gladston diže Crnogorce
A Tenison za najprve
U svijet ih broi borce
Na glas svoih Velikana
Britanski se narod trže
Da pomože da zaštiti
Crnu Goru iz najbrže
Posla svoje bojne ladje
Sto na tečnost gospostvuju
Veledušno da zaštite
Domovinu milu Moju
O fala ti po sto puta
Blagorodni lyudi Soju
Dok je svjeta dok je greda
Nad Ulcinjem koje stoju
Hraniće ti blagodarnost
Ova šaka sokolova
Koima si u pomoci
Stiga putem od valova.
The literal translation in English is as follows:-
From the great-souled Albion,
Two arms were stretched
To help Montenegro
In her heroic sufferings.
With fiery word on his lips
Gladstone lifts up Montenegrins,
Whilst Tennyson declared them
The very first fighters in the world.
On the call of their great men,
British people rose up
In quickest manner, to help
And to protect Montenegro.
They despatched their war-ships,
Which rule over the seas,
Generously to protect
My Fatherland so dear to me.
Oh! thanks to thee, hundredfold thanks,
Noble race of men.
As long as the world lasts,
As long as the mountains above Dulcigno stand,
Will remain grateful to thee,
This handful of falcons,
To whose help thou didst come
By the road of the waves.
- An Observer in the Near East - William Le Queux. Publisher, E. Nash, 1907.
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2024.05.08 04:26 its_whirlpool4 Events for Fri 5/10 - Sun 5/12 (Mother's Day Weekend)

** ALL WEEKEND (FRI 5/10 - SUN 5/12 *\*
Mother's Day Afternoon Tea Snapdragon Tea, 127 Harvard Dr. SE What better way to celebrate Mother's Day than with a tea party? We welcome kids of all ages, and provide children’s menus upon request. Special gluten free/vegan/vegetarian menus available upon request. Reservations are required and can be made through our website. Tea party cost is $18.50 for the children's menu and $34.95 for the full 3-course tea party
Arsenic and Old Lace presented by Rio Rancho Players Community Theater St. Francis Episcopal Church, 2903 Cabezon Blvd. SE, Rio Rancho Tickets are $20 for seniors, students, educators, and military personnel. General Admission is $25. We also offer a group rate for parties of 6 or more, for $18 a ticket. All tickets include one dessert and one beverage
** BOTH SAT 5/11 AND SUN 5/12 *\*
Sat AND Sun 8:30 AM - 3 PM Spring Garden Festival Rio Grande Nature Center State Park, 2901 Candelaria Rd. NW The festival will feature live acoustic music, craft vendors, guided walks, Discovery Pond Open House and presentations about the local plants and animals. Just in time for Spring planting! Garden Plant Sale. Locally grown, Great prices, Cash sales only. While you are at the park, check out the Nature Shop, managed by the Friends of the Rio Grande Nature Center. Purchases are tax-free and help to support the Park: books & field guides for adults & children ~ T-shirts, sweatshirts, hats ~ posters ~ jewelry ~ toys & games ~ gifts and arts & crafts by local and US artists. Day-Use Fee: Cost $3 per vehicle (exact cash or check) Friends of the RGNC permit holders and NM State Parks annual permit holders enter free with valid permit displayed
Sat 12 - 8 PM AND Sun 11 AM - 5 PM Let's Celebrate Mom Pinspiration, 6271 Riverside Plaza Ln. NW, Ste D1 Let’s celebrate Mom, dad or that special mother figure in your life! Looking for something fun and different to do with mom on Mother’s day? Why not spend some quality time with that very special mother figure in your life? Crafting together will bring lasting memories for years to come! All crafts, splatter, food and drinks will be 20% off for your entire group. We thought this would be a great way to honor and celebrate that special someone. A free non-alcoholic mimosa for mom or dad is our treat for them. We strongly encourage reservations, especially for Sunday. We are opening early on Sunday and closing an hour earlier so we can spend time with our families as well
Sat 7 - 9 PM AND Sun 10:30 AM - 12:30 PM Mother's Day: Chicago Flix Brewhouse, 3236 La Orilla Rd. NW Join us for a special Mother's Day screening of the timeless classic, CHICAGO. Treat your mom to a night of glitz and glamour as you sing along to hits like 'All That Jazz' and 'Cell Block Tango.' This event is sure to be a roaring good time with a glass of complimentary wine and an in-theater raffle! (tickets)
** Fri 5/10 *\*
Fri 11 AM - 9 PM Last Day of Teacher Appreciation Week D.H. Lescombes Winery & Bistro, 901 Rio Grande Blvd. NW, Ste B-100 Let's raise a glass to the real MVPs of education – our incredible teachers! From inspiring minds to shaping futures, they do it all with passion and dedication. Thank you for your tireless efforts, unwavering support, and endless encouragement. Here's to celebrating the superheroes in our classrooms every day! Dine with us and show your school ID for a special $10 thank you card
Fri 6 PM World Ballet Series: Swan Lake Kiva Auditorium, 401 2nd St. NW Swan Lake, the ballet of all ballets, will be performed one night only as a part of the World Ballet Series. See the iconic Dance of the Little Swans, count the 32 fouettés performed by Odile, and immerse yourself in magical Tchaikovsky's music. The production will feature richly detailed, hand-painted sets as well as over 150 radiant costumes that bring fresh representation to this timeless classic. World Ballet Series is a unique project that attracts many international artists and is composed of renowned professional dancers representing over ten countries who are united by a passion for entertaining audiences and enriching classical ballet traditions through brilliant, critically-acclaimed new productions of timeless ballet classics. Audience: For ages 5 & over. Duration: 2 hours 30 minutes (including 20-minute intermission) (tickets)
Fri 7 – 11:30 PM The Mango Cakes w/ Nosotros Sister, 407 Central Ave NW Get ready for an unforgettable night of music with The Mango Cakes and Nosotros! Join us for a spectacular show featuring the infectious pop sounds of The Mango Cakes and the sensational salsa rhythms of Albuquerque's own, Nosotros. Don't miss this dynamic musical fusion that promises to get your feet moving and your heart singing (tickets)
Fri 7:30 PM Doug Lawrence's Nuevo Mexicanos Outpost Performance Space, 210 Yale Blvd. SE Albuquerque’s own multi-Grammy-winning tenor saxophonist Doug Lawrence, the featured soloist with The Count Basie Orchestra for the past 25+ years, returns to Outpost with his New Mexican bandmates – Steve Figueroa, piano; Paul Gonzales, trumpet; Milo Jaramillo, bass; Ricky Carrido, congas and David Flores, drums – the group he has dubbed his Nuevo Mexicanos band. Always adding a new twist to their performances, for this show, they will be playing new material and featuring two special guests - "The Queen of New Mexico Salsa," Jackie Zamora with Liza Flores singing backup to Jackie, along with their signature hard bop and Latin jazz tunes they are known for. Besides his work with the Count Basie Orchestra, Doug Lawrence has also worked and recorded with a veritable “who’s who of jazz” including Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra, Dizzy Gillespie, Benny Goodman, Sarah Vaughan, Joe Williams, Nancy Wilson, Joey DeFrancesco, Aretha Franklin and many others. He continues to tour and record with many of today’s top names in jazz (tickets)
Fri 7:30 PM Freud's Talking Head Historic Lobo Theater, 3013 Central Ave NE Pink Freud and Start Making Sense team up for a night of funk, rock, spectacle, dancing and friendship, while we all celebrate Samantha and Tony's and all the other May birthdays! There will be booty shaking, lasers, too many cocktails maybe, and a night of fun to remember! (tickets)
Fri 8 PM Blue Lab Comedy Night! Brew Lab 101, 3301 Southern Blvd. SE, Rio Rancho Come out for our first outdoor "blue" comedy show of the season! The local comics will be bringing the thunder outside in the Beer Garden, and you won't want to miss it! We'll have the usual great selection of adult beverages and food trucks, but leave the kiddos at home for this one! No cover, but 21+ please!
Fri 8 PM Live Salsa with Son Como Son Juno, 1501 1st St. NW Dance to live Salsa with Son Como Son, hosted by DJ Solovino. Authentic Cuban Salsa with Son Como Son on Juno's patio. 21+. Come early and get a pizza or another item from Juno's menu; kitchen stays open until 9:45p (tickets)
Fri 8 – 11 PM Orange Lala Vinyl Club Spins Out Tractor Brewing, 122 Tulane Dr. SE @ the_orange_lala vinyl club with Biscodots, DJ Boggle, Dusty Breaks, and night_cruiser spinning an eclectic assortment of all-vinyl tracks and curating wild videos for the night
Fri 8 – 11 PM Goth Night & Dark Market: Summer Goth Edition Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW We're celebrating summer as it was intended to be celebrated, with Goth music. Time to break out your Doc Martins, black nail polish, eyeliner, choker, and red lip stick because we're hosting a night of beautiful music for you dark hearts. DJ Riff Rat and DJ Batboy will be spinning one the ones and twos, Pepe El Monstrito will be providing sound, and Spectral Youth will be featuring some amazing local vendors
** Sat 5/11 *\*
Sat 8 AM – 12 PM Downtown Growers' Market Robinson Park, 810 Copper Ave NW The Downtown Growers' Market happens every Saturday! This vibrant community event connects local farmers, growers, artisans, wellness makers, and hot food vendors with the local community from mid-April to early-November. Bring friends / family or come solo to enjoy fresh food made on sight, a variety of seasonal produce, unique arts and crafts, live music, and special programming all in the heart of downtown
Sat 9 AM – 12 PM Bosque Restoration Field Day Tingley Beach, Tingley Dr. SW Help us restore Bosque habitat, Yerba Mansa, and other native plants. Our restoration work includes the removal of invasive non-native Ravenna Grass from the understory along with the replanting and reseeding of native grasses, herbs, and shrubs. These events are open to all members of the community so bring your family and friends. Work takes place at our Albuquerque restoration site located along Tingley Drive, south of Central. Park in the lot at the south end of all the fishing ponds, which is .8 miles south of Central. Wear protective long sleeve clothing and bring plenty of water as well as work gloves and a shovel, if you have them. City of Albuquerque Open Space will be there to train our work crew and provide gloves and tools for anyone who needs them. Please RSVP so we know how many volunteers to expect. Thank you!
Sat 9 AM – 12 PM Spinning at the Market Robinson Park, 810 Copper Ave NW Meet us at the center lawn at the Downtown Growers Market. Come and see us, chat with us, or bring something soft to put your wheel on and a chair if you want to spin with us. If planning on spinning, please RSVP through the website
Sat 9 AM – 1 PM Mother’s Day Sip and Shop Rust is Gold Coffee, 3732 Eubank Blvd. NE Join us for our 5th Annual Mother’s Day Market, featuring local vendors with Mother’s Day inspired gift ideas including: • Flower Bouquets • Greeting Cards • Jewelry • Baked goods • Music (Vinyl Albums). Coffee Drink specials for Mom too!
Sat 10 AM – 2 PM Paws & Pedals: A Pet Adoption Day with Cross My Paws Animal Rescue Bike In Coffee, 949 Montoya Rd. NW Don't miss out on puppy cuddles, coffee, and the chance to meet your new best friend!
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Shop Local Market Cabezon Park and Community Center, 2307 Cabezon Blvd. SE Rio Rancho If you are a local vendor, come out to Cabezon Park’s local market! We support all things local! Everything must be handmade, or homegrown. No franchise companies. No resale of items. No political booths. No prepared food from Big Box Stores! No premade items re-branded and resold as homemade! No products containing non-sustainable oils. No products containing preservatives, colorants, etcetera, that are artificial, chemical or contain carcinogenics. No sale of weapons or alcohol. Please call the Cabezon Community Center at 505-892-4499 for more information. No admission fee for shoppers
Sat 11 AM The Mama Bear Market Boxing Bear Brewing, 8420 Firestone Ln. NE Get ready for a fun-filled day of shopping, eating, and celebrating your Mama Bear! Join us to explore a variety of unique vendors offering everything from handmade crafts to delicious treats. Whether you're a mom looking for some well-deserved pampering or just looking for a fun day out, this event is perfect for everyone. We will also have a FREE photobooth available to help capture a special moment for your mama bear. Don't miss out on this opportunity to support local businesses and connect with the community. This event is FREE and open to the whole family
Sat 11 AM – 12 PM Animal Tales with the ABQ BioPark International District Library, 7601 Central Ave NE Dive into the captivating world of animals with "Animal Tales" presented by the ABQ BioPark! Join us for a delightful reading session featuring an animal-themed book. Experience the magic as the BioPark brings along real animals and biofacts that connect to the story, giving kids an exciting opportunity to meet these creatures up close! Don't miss this engaging and educational adventure for young animal enthusiasts!
Sat 11 AM - 3 PM Lemonade Day Albuquerque Old Town Plaza Join us for Lemonade Day, where young entrepreneurs showcase their business skills by running lemonade stands across the city! From budgeting to marketing, they'll be serving up delicious drinks while learning valuable lessons. Mark your calendars to support our budding business leaders!
Sat 11 AM – 3 PM Multicultural Arts Festival 13200 Wenonah Ave SE Last year, the festival featured around 30 artists, outdoor activities for the family, food trucks with a range of options, and resource tables for the community. This year, the City is looking forward to building upon the success of the event and creating more opportunities for artists and families to come together to celebrate the talent within our community
Sat 11:30 AM – 2:30 PM Adoption Event Rio Bravo Brewing, 1912 2nd St. NW Join us and our BernCo pets for an adoption event. Come find your new best friend! All adoptions include rabies vaccine, spaying/neutering, and microchips. Did we mention there is no adoption fee? Adopt, don't shop!
Sat 12 PM Mosaic Bird Ornament Rise and Shine Mercantile, 8208 Menaul Blvd. NE $20 all materials included (no refunds). We will practice making a coaster first and then we will make an ornament. Very beginner class. Must stop in and register and pay for class first
Sat 12 – 1:30 PM Mother's Day Cookie Class Poulin Marketplace, 8600 Pan American Fwy NE We'll have an afternoon of fun with friends and partners (or come solo and make new friends). I will walk you through decorating these three beautiful cookies. This class will not cover outlining and flooding skills. Instead, we will work on leaf techniques and floral techniques using two piping tips. (Piping tips will be provided but will not be taken home) Tickets include: -Drink from the venue -Personalized cookie in a different flavor -Materials for class (Cookies, icing, etc.) -Guided instruction from a professional cookie decorator -Giveaways -A percentage of every ticket is donated to Shine, a local organization working in local schools
Sat 12 – 5 PM Mothers Day Market Bow & Arrow Brewing, 608 McKnight Ave NW Mother’s Day Market featuring fine art, home decor, sweet treats, clay works, pottery, flowers, jewelry, & eats by Four Corners Navajo Tacos!
Sat 12 – 10 PM Party In the Park Roosevelt Park, 500 Spruce St. SE Line Up: 12p Moxie, 1p Vic, 2p Number 9, 3p Scin.Til.Late, 4p Walter, 5p B12, 6p the Rev, 7p Sin Seven, 8p Swift Money, 9p 8th Wonder
Sat 1 – 3 PM Basics of Distilling Class Southwest Grape & Grain, 3401 Candelaria Blvd. NE A beginner level class covering the distilling process and the ingredients that go into various spirits. Enjoy some good craft spirits? Always wanted to make your own? In addition to discussing the various types of spirits and the ingredients that go into them, we will cover the basic distillation process, various types of stills, and everything else you will need to start making your own whiskey, rum, vodka, or moonshine! (tickets)
Sat 1 – 4 PM Birthday Party for Sebas w/Mala Maña! A Kid-Friendly Brewery Fundraiser to Fight Childhood Cancer Canteen Brewhouse, 2381 Aztec Rd. NE Join us in celebrating our sweet Sebas' 5th birthday! • Canteen Brewhouse will generously be donating $1 per beer, wine, cider or root beer sold during the event! So come thirsty! • Live music by Mala Maña (1:30-2:45PM) and DJ Pancho! • Kid-friendly activities. • Buy Besos for Sebas Merchandise. • Join Chuy Martinez in singing "Happy Birthday" to Sebas and make a donation. This Mother's Day, help us spread hope and make a difference in the fight against Myoepithelial Carcinoma (MEC). If you are unable to join in person you can still send Sebas a "beso" (a kiss) with a contribution to the "100k Besos for Sebas" Facebook fundraiser. All proceeds will benefit cureMEC to support cancer research for Sebas
Sat 1 – 5 PM Carne Asada Sabado! Bike Day Hangout! 1119 Candelaria Rd. NW Your Rebels just want y'all to come hang out! It's a Rebel event, so who knows what can and will happen? We do know that there will be Fun, Drink, Camaraderie, and a Food Truck. Red Taco Shop will be there serving Carne Asada Specials (Asada Nachos, Asada Tacos, Asada Quesadillas and Asada Bowls). Please bring your Friends and your whole Family. More information will be added as The Rebels figure out what they want to do. They can be quite secretive at times lol. Remember, it's all about the cause
Sat 2 – 4 PM Pre-Mother's Day Show Sawmill Market, 1909 Bellamah Ave NW Burque Jazz Bandits are Celebrating all the mommas at Sawmill! This event is outdoors, so be prepared for the sunshine! Tips appreciated! Bandit merch will be available for purchase!
Sat 2 – 6 PM Birds of a Feather Fundraiser Bosque Brewing Cottonwood Public House, 10250 Cottonwood Park Dr. NW Join us and the amazing folks at Birds of a Feather Parrot Rescue of New Mexico for a special fundraiser! Meet several exotic parrots and learn all about their incredible mission! They will be raffling awesome prizes and a percentage of drink sales during the event will be donated to BoaF
Sat 3 – 10 PM Pints for Parenthood Marble Brewery, 111 Marble Ave NW Join Dar a Luz Birth & Health Center for our Pints for Parenthood event at Marble Brewery Downtown! Donations for Dar a Luz are welcome at the door. Along with Marble's renowned libations and food, we'll have live music from incredible local artists: All Thicc, Red Light Cameras, Willa Jay, Sweet Roll, Sun Sounds, Trillbot. Dar a Luz Birth and Health Center is the only nationally accredited & state licensed freestanding birth and health center in NM. We are dedicated to providing compassionate and holistic prenatal care for birthing people, reproductive health services and a safe alternative to hospital birth for birthing people and their families
Sat 4 PM Make-A-Wish Sand Volleyball Tournament Charlie’s Sandbox, 4335 Paseo del Norte NE Come support the Make-A-Wish Foundation! We will have multiple snack bar items and prizes for 1st and 2nd place! $20 per person. 2-6 players per team (sign up)
Sat 4 – 5 PM Concerts @ the Library: The Enchanters Taylor Ranch Library, 5700 Bogart St. NW Join us for Concerts @ the Library featuring The Enchanters! Experience the magic as this ten-member choral ensemble takes you on a musical journey through the decades, singing favorites from the 30s to the 90s in beautiful four-part harmony. With a diverse repertoire that includes holiday and patriotic numbers, The Enchanters have been delighting audiences for over four years. Don't miss their enchanting performance at the Taylor Ranch Library, the latest installment of our monthly concert series - all for FREE!
Sat 5 PM Mother's Day Celebration Osuna Nursery, 501 Osuna Rd. NE Whether you're searching for a heartfelt gift, indulging in a little self-care, or simply creating cherished memories with your loved ones, Osuna Nursery is the place to be. As you browse our blooms from beautiful ornamental trees to attractive annuals you'll enjoy: • Live music from award-winning cellist Ryan Smith 11am-1pm •Scenic photo opportunities •Osuna University Residential Irrigation with Chris Schlouski of Dekker Perich Sabatini from 11am to 12pm. There is no gift more meaningful than the gift of life. Come find the perfect pairing of plants and pottery to be a personalized reminder of how much she matters for years to come
Sat 6 – 9 PM Annual Bach Society Concert Hope in the Desert Episcopal Church, 8700 Alameda Blvd. NE It’s nearly time once again for our annual Bach Society performances. The New Mexico Bach Chorale and the New Mexico Bach Orchestra will perform J.S. Bach’s full St. John Passion. Tickets for the performance can be purchased online or by calling Hold My Ticket at 877-466-3404. Day-of tickets may be purchased at the door with cash or check
Sat 6 – 9 PM Gone Country Saturdays with DJ Clout Ponderosa Brewing, 1761 Bellamah Ave NW The evening starts with complimentary dance lessons at 5 pm, followed by family-friendly entertainment until 9 pm. Get ready to groove and have a blast!
Sat 6:30 – 9:30 PM Mother's Day Dance Skidmore's Holiday Bowl, 7515 Lomas Blvd. NE Join us for a night of bowling, food, drinks, and a Mother's Day dance to celebrate everything they do for us
Sat 7 PM Mother’s Day Concert Bandido Restaurante, 2128 Central Ave SE A special Mother’s Day concert with Micky Cruz. $10 cover, all ages
Sat 7 – 9 PM First Floor Highway Tractor Brewing, 118 Tulane Dr. SE ABQ band blending original music & reimagined covers w. an 80s inspirited New Wave / Post Punk sound
Sat 7:30 – 9 PM Studio Night Out Dirty Bourbon Dance Hall & Saloon, 9800 Montgomery Blvd., Ste 4 Get your boots ready because we're going out! Come join us for a fun night out on the town. Come as you are and get your groove on. It's a great chance to put those dancing skills to good use. Feel free to invite anyone to come join the party. This event is free other than the cover at The Dirty Bourbon. There's no cover if you arrive before 8PM. Let us know if you have any questions at either 505-750-0011 or 520-261-1223
Sat 8 PM Emo Nite Live Bama's 1865, 6007 Osuna Rd NE Welcome to the electrifying world of Emo Nite Live! Hailing from the vibrant landscapes of Albuquerque, we are a dynamic band dedicated to bringing the spirited sounds of pop-punk and emo music to life, coupled with a unique karaoke experience that lets YOU be the lead singer! Signups to sing start at 8pm. Get there early if you want to participate. No door cover. 21+ only. Come and check out Albuquerque's newest southern style restaurant. Hear or sing some of your favorite pop-punk and emo anthems with us
Sat 8 – 10 PM Hops & Dreams: Star Wars Edition Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW Join us in a galaxy far, far away… The Desert Darlings return with Raqzia for an epic Star Wars belly dance show! Free show, but tips appreciated!
Sat 8:30 PM – 1 AM SABOR Latin Night - Saturdays with guest DJ ITALIA Bama's 1865, 6007 Osuna Rd. NE DJ Gabriel Goza will be serving you the saucy Salsa, Bachata, Cumbia, Merengue y Mas! Ample Parking, Safe Environment, Beautiful Venue, Good Food, Good Music, Good Vibes. 21+ / $10 cover
Sat 9 PM Back in the Saddle 90's Country Cover Band Backstage at Revel, 4720 Alexander Blvd. NE Doors open at 8 pm, no cover. Show starts at 9 pm! All Ages are welcome! We will have giveaways! Come prepared to two-step and country dance to the 90's country music you love!
** Sun 5/12 ** -- Mother's Day
Sun 10 – 11 AM Yoga & Tea Lost Cultures Tea Bar, 1761 Bellamah Ave NW, Ste C Starting in May, we will be doing our event EVERY SUNDAY. It's a special space where you can release what no longer serves you and rejuvenate your soul. Join us for a truly enriching experience. The first 3 Sunday's will be with @ yoga.birch and the last Sunday of the month will be with @ curvaceousmermaidgoddess. $25 per person, 1 drink from the menu included (tickets)
Sun 10 AM – 2 PM Seeds & Starts Day Rail Yards Market, 777 1st St. SW Ready, Set, Grow! The Rail Yards Market is the best local destination of plants for your garden, blooms for mom, and fresh spring produce for your table. Get your seeds and starter plants from your favorite local growers! Free for all! Everyone is welcome! EBT doubled with Double-Up-Food-Bucks. Senior and WIC programs welcome. Fresh local produce! Breakfast & lunch prepared food options. Handmade Art. ADA Accessible. Free Parking. FREE :: LOCAL :: FAMILY FRIENDLY :: PET FRIENDLY
Sun 10:30 AM – 2:30 PM Mother's Day Brunch Sheraton Uptown, 2600 Louisiana Blvd. NE Treat Mom to all her favorite brunch foods, including made-to-order omelets, garden salads, and of course elegant desserts. $55 per adult, $28 children 5-10 (plus tax & gratuity), children 0-4 complimentary with a paid adult. Reservations are required: 505.349.2520 (menu)
Sun 11 AM Mother's Day Special D.H. Lescomes Winery & Bistro, 901 Rio Grande Blvd. NW, Ste B-100 Celebrate Mother's Day with a special meal! We’re excited to introduce two mouthwatering specials that are sure to delight her taste buds: Baked Penne Rustica and Pan-Seared Chilean Sea Bass. Plus, add a glass of any of our 631 Signature wines to one of these specials for only $7 Reservations recommended, please call your location (more info)
Sun 11 AM – 4 PM Mother's Day Sunday Rally Sunday Service Motor Co, 2701 4th St. NW Join us for May's Sunday Rally - cohosted by Indian Motorcycle and the Distinguished Gentleman's Ride 2024. This month, we will be meeting at Indian Motorcycle off of Alameda for coffee and pastries. We will then cruise back to Sunday Service for live music, food, and raffles. Drop in and learn more about Indian Motorcycles, The Distinguished Gentleman's Ride, and donate to Mothers in need this Mother's Day!
Sun 11:30 AM Mamma Mia! Historic Lobo Theater, 3013 Central Ave NE Showing Starts at 11:30 am Tickets are ONLY $10 for General Admission $25 Brunch and a Movie Ticket $21 Brunch Only ticket. Grab your ticket online or call for reservations today!
Sun 12 PM Mother's Day - Moms play for free! Empire Board Game Library, 3503 Central Ave NE Let Empire treat you to some free play time! If you're a mom, then come in this Sunday and play any of our 1,000 games without paying for table time on your special day
Sun 12 – 8 PM Mother's Day Seared Bistro, 119 San Pasquale Ave SW Brunch 12-3 PM (click link for full menu), Dinner 12-8 PM
Sun 1 – 5 PM Mother's Day in Old Town 2000 N. Plaza St. NW The City of Albuquerque presents this free event celebrates Mom on her special day in Old Town and features food, shopping, kids’ activities, and more. Enjoy live music on the Gazebo with performances by Nathaniel Krantz, Baila! Baila!, and Picoso. Grab a bite to eat from local food trucks Craft Q BBQ, Tikka Spice, and Pack’n Bowlz or enjoy a sit down meal from one of the Old Town restaurants. Eat, dance, and enjoy time with the family in Historic Old Town! (more info)
Sun 1 – 5 PM Animated Iris: Mother's Day Iris Show Albuquerque Garden Center, 10120 Lomas Blvd. NE Open to the Public. Free Admission. Public Invited to Submit Entries 8-9AM
Sun 2 – 5 PM May Swing Sanctuary Retreat Enchantment Ballroom, 337 San Pedro Dr. NE Do you love West Coast Swing? Do you compete or would you like to start competing? Have you been looking for a community of like-minded, supportive dancers to push your boundaries and empower you to reach your full dance potential? Join Melissa for The Swing Sanctuary Retreat, a competitors community focused gathering for those of us looking for a safe space to foster positive change in our dancing with like-minded community members. The only requirements to join are a positive attitude and having competed or planning to compete a West Coast Swing Jack and Jill within a year. If you competed at Rio Grande or are planning to compete at Dance Fiesta, those count! If you'd like to join the group but aren't sure about competing, let us know, we're happy to talk to you about it and help you plan an event within the next year, that's all it takes! This will be a regular monthly gathering. If you have any questions as to if this is a good fit for you and your goals, please let us know. Cost: $20
Sun 4 – 5:30 PM Paint Your Own Pot Mrs. Sprinkles Ice Cream, 3107 Eubank Blvd. NE Paint Night with Susan Gomez is your chance to grab your pals, the fam or just yourself and paint the night away. Have fun while creating lasting memories to take home and enjoy forever! Join us for my very first Paint Your Own Pot event! Mrs. Sprinkles is the newest addition to the charming Scottsdale Village Shopping Center. Come see the beautiful shop, have some fun with Mom or Grandma and have some amazing treats! What a wonderful way to spend Mother's Day! Enjoy buy one, get one half off the full menu that day! All supplies are included and all are welcome for this event. Seating is Limited. Please arrive a few minutes early for a 4pm start time. NO NEED TO PICK UP A TICKET AHEAD OF TIME, CHECK IN AT THE EVENT
Sun 6 – 9 PM Sunday Funday Karaoke Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW What brings the fun better then karaoke? Nothing! We got an all new night of karaoke for you singing addicts! Come amp up your Sunday Funday and sing a song with us! The Pop Up will be on hand serving up eats!
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2024.05.06 17:26 ctownlocal What's Happening in CHS This Week

Have appreciated when people have done this in the past. Hope others find this as helpful as I always did.
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2024.05.04 00:31 Pitiful-Instance-243 Thoughts on Misfits.bet?

The content on YT is extremely YT influencer kind with click bait posters and keywords. I see a lot of banking on nationalism and patriotism. All of it is fine but does it work? I saw the rough work of their model and I've been following Naman for a while now. Here are few things I liked and doubted (personal observation only):
Liked the content. Liked how he gave parallel options into IFS. His kind of content could also be good for Mains. I also figured out that he conducts offline meet sessions once in a while. Would be a nice break for students.
Disliked the whole thing where he is selling it as an 'IFS coaching'. Any sane man in this industry would tell you that there is no way that ranks can be targetted because of how uncertain UPSC is. Even the first ranker doesn't speculate she would get that rank until they do. People just dream.
Also I kind of doubted the whole approach. UPSC is beyond conceptual clarity at this stage. There's a lot of rote learning involved plus we're all supposed to dig in deeper than ever. His content kinds seems to be at a very superficial level of co-relation which kinda seemed to be fine if I had to sip my coffee and watch content on YouTube, but not fine if I'm preparing for UPSC.
Anyway TLDR: The content may be good or bad but is definitely intriguing and different from the rest. Anyone who has taken the course? What has been your experience?
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2024.04.30 07:05 Kashmira_p Exploring Northern and Southern India's Diversity: The Vibrant Tapestry

Exploring Northern and Southern India's Diversity: The Vibrant Tapestry
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A relaxing trip of Coastal Karnataka awaits you! We're talking about lots of local vibes, great markets, and amazing beaches. Picture yourself strolling along the seaside, exploring interesting locations, and bright, sandy feet.
This post will provide you an overview of the best places to visit in Coastal Karnataka as well as some entertaining anecdotes. This journey is all about carefree activities, whether you enjoy history, beaches, or just delicious food. Now let's get started and discover the amazing, carefree nature of Coastal Karnataka!
Coastal Karnataka, also known as Karavali Coast, is a chill place with great beaches, temples, and yummy food. Let's take a super easy Coastal Karnataka tour through some cool spots in this awesome region.
Udupi - Temple Town: Our journey starts in Udupi, famous for its Krishna Temple and tasty Udupi food. The old temple has cool carvings, and Udupi dosas and filter coffee are a big hit – they taste really good!
Malpe Beach - Relax by the Sea: Next stop is Malpe Beach, a peaceful spot with golden sand and calm waves. You can also take a boat to St. Mary's Island to see cool rocks. And don't miss the busy fishing harbor – it's pretty interesting!
Gokarna - Beach and Spirituality Mix: Gokarna is famous for its beaches and spiritual vibes. The Mahabaleshwar Temple is cool, and there are awesome beaches like Kudle and Om. It's a mix of spirituality and beach fun!
Karwar - River meets the Sea: Karwar is a cute town where the Kali River meets the Arabian Sea. You can do water sports and take boat rides. Check out the old Sadashivgad Fort on a hill – it's really cool.
Whether you want spiritual moments, beach adventures, or just a taste of local life, a good Karnataka coastal tour will have it all. So, get ready for a super easy and fun tour along the awesome Karavali Coast!
Coastal Karnataka: Easy Breezy Beaches and Cool Culture
‘Anubhav’ travel agency offers the best Karnataka coastal tour.
Days - 6 Nights / 7 Days
From - Murudeshwar to Kumta
₹ 36,000/- plus Railway or Air Fare for Single Occupancy
The cheerful inhabitants, the vibrant marketplaces, and the sound of the waves; well, that's what coastal Karnataka is all about. It's a laid-back journey where modernity blends with tradition and simplicity.
So maybe when you examine the beaches, bustling cities, and delicious local cuisine, you could think about organizing your own trip. Coastal Karnataka is waiting for you, and you never know what you could find—we may have missed something really amazing. Let's dream about sunny days, sand between our toes, and the relaxed allure of coastal Karnataka till then!
Let us now explore a bit on the northern side of India.
Going on a magnificent tour across northern India's various landscapes is an unforgettable experience. The Amritsar Dalhousie Dharamshala tour offers a beautiful combination of spirituality, colonial elegance, and Himalayan tranquility, with 1500 km of mesmerizing sites and cultural treasures.
Amritsar
Our trip starts in Amritsar, home to the famous Golden Temple, a peaceful place. People can join the interesting rituals and feel the calm vibes. The tour also takes us to historic spots like Jallianwala Bagh and Wagah Border, where there's a patriotic ceremony every day, adding a special touch to the journey.
Dalhousie
Starting from Amritsar, we go to the nice hill place called Dalhousie. There, old-style buildings mix with lots of greenery. Spots like St. John's Church, Subhash Baoli, and Panchpula are special, showing us the place's history and pretty nature. The busy markets add local charm, making Dalhousie a perfect break from the everyday busyness.
Dharamshala
Now, we keep going and reach Dharamshala, where the 14th Dalai Lama lives, and it's a cool place for Tibetans. In McLeod Ganj, there are monasteries and shops with handmade stuff, making it feel special. We can explore and learn about local ways at spots like Tsuglagkhang Complex, Bhagsunath Temple, Waterfall, and Kangra Art Museum. And if you're up for it, the Triund Trek shows amazing views of the Dhauladhar Range.
Savoring Local Delights
No trip is done without trying local food. In Amritsar, there's Amritsari kulcha and lassi, in Dalhousie, you get yummy Himachali treats, and in Dharamshala, there are tasty Tibetan snacks. Each one gives a different food adventure, showing off the region's flavors and leaving a tasty memory on your tongue.
The Amritsar Dalhousie Dharamshala tour is like a cool adventure that helps you understand spirituality, history, and pretty views. Every place you visit is super memorable, like the calm Golden Temple, the old and cool Dalhousie, and the Tibetan group in Dharamshala.
This trip is made for people who want a chill time with beautiful nature and lots of cool culture. It's awesome for those who want to feel spiritual, love nature, or really like history. So, when you start this fun journey in northern India, just enjoy the simple things, feel the good vibes, and check out all the beauty around you.
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2024.04.29 19:58 ComplexSignificant76 My memory bank doesn’t associate things that I used to my entire life. It’s all gone.

Hopefully this makes sense. I’ll give some examples.
So everything I do or did had an association with something of my life or life event. But they no longer exist.
These are what I used to associate it with
Summer with flowers and terra cotta pots.
May with my son’s birthday.
Lemons summer
July with patriotic hanging banners on my house
Mornings with coffee on the porch Smells with certain life events and memories
Jan 8 my first boyfriend birthday. Anytime the date comes around I thought of him.
Certain scents with my childhood home
Patriotic feeling with Memorial Day or seeing the jets from the marine corps base
Dove soap smell reminded me of my nana who died
September was a month I hated because it was always back to school time.
Certain food smells and foods in general reminded me of things
There’s sooooo much more! But none of this exists anymore.
Sights, sounds, and smells all had meaning or memories.
I had a certain style and taste when it came to clothes, gardening, or food. And now it’s all gone like I never lived or existed. I was a military wife and had a certain sense of things around that life and it doesn’t exist anymore.
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2024.04.29 18:24 ComplexSignificant76 Does your memory bank not associate with things or places or anything anymore

Hopefully this makes sense. I’ll give some examples.
So everything I do or did had an association with something of my life or life event. But they no longer exist.
These are what I used to associate it with
Summer with flowers and terra cotta pots.
May with my son’s birthday.
Lemons summer
July with patriotic hanging banners on my house
Mornings with coffee on the porch Smells with certain life events and memories
Jan 8 my first boyfriend birthday. Anytime the date comes around I thought of him.
Certain scents with my childhood home
Patriotic feeling with Memorial Day or seeing the jets from the marine corps base
Dove soap smell reminded me of my nana who died
September was a month I hated because it was always back to school time.
Certain food smells and foods in general reminded me of things
There’s sooooo much more! But none of this exists anymore.
Sights, sounds, and smells all had meaning or memories.
I had a certain style and taste when it came to clothes, gardening, or food. And now it’s all gone like I never lived or existed. I was a military wife and had a certain sense of things around that life and it doesn’t exist anymore.
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2024.04.29 18:23 ComplexSignificant76 Does your memory not associate with things anymore.

Hopefully this makes sense. I’ll give some examples.
So everything I do or did had an association with something of my life or life event. But they no longer exist.
These are what I used to associate it with
Summer with flowers and terra cotta pots.
May with my son’s birthday.
Lemons summer
July with patriotic hanging banners on my house
Mornings with coffee on the porch Smells with certain life events and memories
Jan 8 my first boyfriend birthday. Anytime the date comes around I thought of him.
Certain scents with my childhood home
Patriotic feeling with Memorial Day or seeing the jets from the marine corps base
Dove soap smell reminded me of my nana who died
September was a month I hated because it was always back to school time.
Certain food smells and foods in general reminded me of things
There’s sooooo much more! But none of this exists anymore.
Sights, sounds, and smells all had meaning or memories.
I had a certain style and taste when it came to clothes, gardening, or food. And now it’s all gone like I never lived or existed. I was a military wife and had a certain sense of things around that life and it doesn’t exist anymore.
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2024.04.29 01:31 ComplexSignificant76 Does any one feel like this associating things in your memory bank.

Hopefully this makes sense. I’ll give some examples.
So everything I do or did had an association with something of my life or life event. But they no longer exist.
These are what I used to associate it with
Summer with flowers and terra cotta pots.
May with my son’s birthday.
Lemons summer
July with patriotic hanging banners on my house
Mornings with coffee on the porch Smells with certain life events and memories
Jan 8 my first boyfriend birthday. Anytime the date comes around I thought of him.
Certain scents with my childhood home
Patriotic feeling with Memorial Day or seeing the jets from the marine corps base
Dove soap smell reminded me of my nana who died
September was a month I hated because it was always back to school time.
Certain food smells and foods in general reminded me of things
There’s sooooo much more! But none of this exists anymore.
Sights, sounds, and smells all had meaning or memories.
I had a certain style and taste when it came to clothes, gardening, or food. And now it’s all gone like I never lived or existed. I was a military wife and had a certain sense of things around that life and it doesn’t exist anymore.
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2024.04.28 20:13 Lord_Long_Rod Taking Down 18’ Tall Horny Gay Bigfoot!!

As you know, I have a crazed, 18’ tall, horny homosexual Bigfoot that has followed me home and is staking out my house, looking to bone me against my will. I brought uncle Roy home with me from a family Thanksgiving gathering so he could help me slaughter the beast. Round one has come and gone, with the Sasquatch still alive (though there were 2 fatalities, but we will not dwell on them).
Roy saw the massive creature and thought that we may need some help. So he called a couple of folks he knows to round up some guns and come down. One of them is an Iraqi War vet with substantial skill and grit. His name is Skull Crusher. The other one is a nefarious loner known only as Johnny Murder. Once the reinforcements arrive, we will devise a plan for killing the tormenting monster.
At noon the next day the cavalry arrived. Skull Crusher (he asked to be referred to as “SC”) arrived in a surplus Hummer painted desert camo. Johnny Murder arrived on an old, straight-piped Harley Dyna. He asked to be called “Murder”. I have to say that both SC and Murder looked like a couple of bad hombres.
SC wore fatigue pants and a camo wife-beater top. He was covered in patriotic tats and obviously works out a lot given how huge he is. I made the mistake of commenting on his build, then asking about his workout routine. SC said “Hell, I got nothing else to do all day besides sitting there and waiting for my parole hearing.” I asked when he was released from prison. He said that his parole hearing is scheduled for next year, but that when Murder told him what was up with this Sasquatch, he had Murder arrange for an “early release”, then he laughed. Then SC said “Don’t worry, though. As far as the marshals know, I am heading up to Wisconsin to settle an old score with my ex-Wife. They got no idea that I am in Georgia.”
Then Murder walked up. He is tall and lean and wearing a long, black trench coat with the sign of Baphomet sewn into the back of his coat. He has long, black hair and his finger nails are painted black. I attempted to be cordial to my guest, saying “Hey, Murder, I want you to know that I appreciate you getting SC out of jail to help out on this job. Murder turned and looked at me, then paused for an awkwardly long moment. Finally, Murder said “I am Satan, and I am here to do the Devil’s work.” Then he continued unpacking the saddlebags on his bike.
I decided to have a word with Roy. I found him in my recliner, drinking some of my top shelf, 18 year old, single malt scotch straight from the bottle, and watching The Weather Channel on my TV. When Roy saw me he said “Boy, look at that thar hot blond weather bunny on the TV! Have you ever seen sech a hot piece of ass? I’d stick my cock so far up her pussy that it would come out her mouth! A simultaneous fuckin and a blow job in one!! Heh heh heh...”
I said “Roy, the guys are here. I met them. SC was in prison, and Murder busted him out to come here. Oh, and Murder thinks he is Satan.” Roy just kept watching the weather bunnies jiggle on TV and said “uh huh, yeah”.
The television cut to commercials and Roy directed his attention to me. He said, “Look Son, we all make mistakes, even you do. So what if Skull Crusher got into a little scrape-up in a dive bar? He’s a good guy, I knowed his pappy. They is good people. He sure as hell did not kill anyone, at least not there.”
I asked Roy what the story is on Johnny Murder. Roy casualty said “Old Johnny is a Satanist, through and through. He ain’t one of them faggot Anton Lavey, Church of Satan, Satanists either. He is the real deal. Hell, I once seen him conjure up old Lucifuge hisself right in his living room. It was some right wild shit.”
Flustered, I said “Roy ... what the fuck?!? These 2 guys are trainwrecks! An escaped convict and a weird Satanist?!? How in the hell are THEY going to help us kill Bigfoot?!?”
Roy appeared to be growing impatient with me. He glared at me. Then he raised his right hand and pointed at me as he said “Those boys are exactly what we need. They is exactly what YOU need right now. Those fellers are distributors fer the meth I cook up and sell fer a pretty penny. They is loyal to me and will do whatever I tell them to do!” I pays ‘em damn well and I take care of ‘em. Jest trust me, son. Trust that yer old uncle Roy knows what he’s a’doin’.”
I responded, “Ok, Roy. You know I trust you and your judgment. If you think we need these particular guys, then I am all in with ya.” Roy nodded curtly in approval, then told me to call the boys into the house for a sit-down meeting.
The four of us sat around my kitchen table. Roy did most of the talking. He started out by thanking Skull Crusher and Murder for coming. He said “Fellers, this here be my nephew. Like his old Uncle Roy, Bud likes to dabble in Bigfooting. During the course of said dabbling, Bud here inadvertently turned on a huge gay Bigfoot that is aching to rape him with a massive woody. Now, I dun seen this here critter’s pecker, mind ya. No man could survive a thumpin’ from this beast. His goddamn schlong is about 40” long when stiff, and big around as a paint can. So, ya see, if this fag foot gets hold of Bud, then old Bud is a goner.”
Skull Crusher spoke up. He asked “What happened to cause this animal to get so riled up? I spoke up and said “I made a mistake. I was gifting with a clan of Sasquatch and then, I just fucked up and provoked it.”
Roy interrupted and bluntly said, “Old Bud here decided to whip out his pecker and jerk off right in the middle of the goddamn woods, then he dropped his load right smack dab in the spot where the Bigfoots had been leaving gifts fer him.”
At hearing this, Skull Crusher did a facepalm and Mr. Murder looked down as he shook his head from side to side. I tried to explain myself, but Roy shut me down, saying “Look, son, the past is the past. You dun fucked up, and now that critter is a’comin fer ya.”
Roy continued, “Ya see, my wingnut nephew here has got a problem keeping his dick in his pants. Jest last night I seen him jacking off in this here kitchen, and then watched him putting the fuck-moves on his neighbor lady. Hell, Bud’s raging labido got that poor woman kilt last night!”
Again I interjected, “No, you shooting her in the head is what got her killed.” I looked around at the others and said “Roy shot Mrs. Jenkins in the head, TWICE!!”
Roy then unloaded his side of the story, and I told mine. At the conclusion it was clear that the others believed that I was totally at fault for the Sasquatch and both homicides. Murder said “Dude, you do not try to fuck a bitch while your uncle is outside with just a couple of pistols trying to kill a dangerous animal... an animal YOU brought here!” Skull Crusher chimes in, “Bud, old Roy saved your life. It’s unfortunate that this Jenkins woman had to die but, you know, hindsight is 20/20.” Roy then repeated the last part, saying “Hindsight is 20/20.”
Obviously, I was surrounded in my own house by mental patients. But what else could I do? I decided that I better listen to them. Seeing the need to move forward, Roy said “Ok, ok, we now all know that Bud is a degenerate sex freak. But that don’t mean I want to see my kin raped to death by a gorilla. We need to devise us up a plan to murder that Bigfoot, and fast! That thing will most likely be back tonight!”
Roy continued, “Ok, now listen up, this here’s the plan. That big old bastard ape likes to stand just off Bud’s back patio at night, jest outa the light, and jack it while he watches Bud through the window. Tonight, we is gonna triangulate on this Bigfoot. Johnny, you is gonna be on the roof with that .50 cal. Skull Crusher, you and me is gonna be in the trees out a bit from the patio with our fiddy cals and grenades.”
Alarmed, I spoke up. “Grenades?!? What the fuck?!? You’ll blow up my house!!!” Roy looked at me and made a dismissive gesture with his hand. “You got insurance”, Roy said. I protested, saying “It won’t cover jack-shit if I am throwing grenades around my house!!”
At this point Murder stood up and said “Fuck this pussy! Let that critter rape the ungrateful bastard. C’mon, Skull, let’s get out of here.” Both Murder and Skull Crusher stood up like they were walking out. Roy held up his hands and said, “Whoa now, boys. You ain’t goin nowhar. Sit yer sorry asses down.” They both complied. Then Roy turned his scorn on me.
Roy said, “Now, boy, I am jest going to say this once. I am in charge here. If’n you ain’t gonna be a team player in this here endeavor then the three of us can jest pack our shit and leave it to ya. Understand? This here house ain’t gonna do you any good if’n you dead.”
I nodded. Then Roy said “No more Bullshit! You do as I say. You hear?” I said “Yes Sir”. Roy responded “You Goddamn right, Yessir!!” Then he pulled off his hillbilly hat and hit me over the head with it.
Roy continued on with the plan. Murder, you is up on the roof top. Skull, you and I is high up in the trees with our rifles and grenades.
Skull Crusher asked how high up in the tree he had to be. Roy told him at least 30 feet up. Skull said “Goddamn, Roy! How big is this thing?” Roy told him that by his estimate this Bigfoot is around 18 feet tall. Murder and Skull looked at each other with wide eyes.
Then Skull said “Uh, Roy, we may have a problem.” Roy asked him what he meant. Skull looked a little uneasy and then sheepishly said “Uh, I’m scared of heights.” Roy paused then asked “What?”. Skull Crusher repeated that he is scared of heights.
Before our meeting I had brewed us some coffee. I had a cup. I gave Skull and Murder both cups of coffee, as well as a cup for Roy. Of course, Murder pulled out a flask of what I assumed to be liquor and spiked his and Skull’s coffee. They passed the flask to Roy. Old Roy just dumped all his coffee out on my kitchen floor and dumped the remainder of the flask in his coffee cup.
Uncle Roy seemed a bit perturbed at Skull Crusher and his revelation that he is scared of heights. As Roy started shaking his head and muttering “Goddamn it” under his breath, Skull said “It ain’t my fault, Roy. It’s a phobia.” That drove Roy over the edge.
Roy snatched his coffee cup and slung it at Skull Crusher. The cup shattered against Skull Crusher’s head. Then Roy stood up and flew into a rage. Skull grabbed his head in pain as blood rolled down his face. Roy started screaming at Skull Crusher, “You goddamn little faggot pussy!!! SCARED OF HEIGHTS?!?! You WILL be scared of heights when I put my boot up yer worthless ass. I’ll kick your ass right up that thar tree, you pathetic worm!!! NOW YOU IS GONNA MAN-UP AND SHIMMY RIGHT UP THAT GODDAMN TREE LIKE I AM OR I WILL RIP OFF THAT EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!! GOT IT?!?”
Skull Crusher sheepishly nodded yes. Roy said “Scared of heights... that’s the goddamn dumbest thang I ever dun did hear. What are you, a faggot?” Skull responded, “No sir.” Then Roy glared at Skull and called him a “cunt”.
Unfortunately, Roy was not yet done. He continued, “I’m glad I don’t pay no goddamn taxes. If’n I did then I would be right pissed to know that I wuz paying a sissy like you to go over there to Afghanistan to kick them Muslim rag-heads’ asses.”
Poor old Skull Crusher was obviously not used to being spoken to in such a manner. He then stupidly said to Roy “There ain’t no trees in Afghanistan.” Roy immediately grabbed my coffee cup to hurl at Skull Crusher. I grabbed Roy’s arm to stop him from hitting Skull again and then pleaded with Roy, “Roy! Don’t!! He said he would climb the tree. It’s ok, He’s going to do it!!”
Roy finally calmed down and composed himself. He then resumed with the plan. Roy said “OK. So Murder is on the roof, over the patio. Skull and me are in the trees, THIRTY FEET UP (Roy glared at Skull Crusher as he said this), and we are armed with our fiddy cals and throwin’ grenades.”
Roy then turned his attention to me. “Bud, you is gonna be the bait again, seein’ as how this here critter has got the hots fer ya. This here is what you is a’gonna do. You is gonna drag this here kitchen table over to those sliding winder doors so this Bigfoot will have a good view of ya. Then, you is a’gonna drop your drawers and bend over the table, with yer ass pointing to the window so the that horny Sasquatch will get hisself a ragin boner. Basically, you is gonna set yer self up like you is a wantin an ass-bangin.”
At this point I had no will to to object to anything Roy said. I just nodded yes. Roy saw my concern, but seemed to respect my compliance, so he said “Don’t worry now, son. We will be right outside.”
Roy explained that the horny Bigfoot will probably be agitated after last night’s encounter. But with my bare ass sticking up at the glass sliding doors, the creature will see it then get all distracted by its horniness, causing it to drop its guard and approach. The goal, Roy explained, was to lure it into the kill box so that the three of them on the outside of the house will each have close-range shots will their .50 cal rifles.
Roy said to me “Now, Bud, I want you wiggling that ass. Shake it. Slap it. Finger yer self. You got to get the animal turned on.” I heard snickering and looked up to see both Skull Crusher and Murder trying unsuccessfully to conceal their giggling.
Roy asked “Any questions?” We all said no. Then Roy said “One More thang. Bud, this here is fer you”, then he pulled something out of his pocket and handed it to me. It was a tube of K-Y jelly, a lubricant. Both Skull Crusher and Murder started laughing hysterically. Roy said “Don’t mind these boys. If somethang goes wrong and that beast gets to ya, well, it will be best If’n you are lubed up really well.”
Night came. Roy and Skull Crusher climbed into position up their trees, and Murder was on the roof. At exactly 6:00 pm I was to enter the kitchen, do a strip tease, then assume the wanton position, bare assed and bent over the kitchen table. I figured I would lube myself up while in position, as sort of an erotic prelude used to attract the Sasquatch.
6:00 pm came and I assumed the position. I did everything Roy told me to do. I felt like a total fag, but I knew it was my job as bait. I applied the lube, seductively, shook my ass, and even did finger stuff. I felt ridiculous. I started wondering how long I would have to keep this up. It already started to feel like a fucking eternity. Frankly, it is rather uncomfortable to reach around to finger one’s own anus. But I kept at it. Wondering how long this could possibly go on, I glanced at the clock on my wall. It was 6:09 pm. Goddamn it!!
All four of us had Bluetooth headsets on so we could communicate. After a few more minutes Roy spoke to me over the head set, saying “Bud, I will tell you when I hear the Sasquatch approaching. When I give the word you start wiggling your ass and fangering yerself.” I replied, “Roy, I have already been doing it for the past 20 minutes, just like you said.” Roy said “Goddamn, Boy, you is one degenerate pervert, aren’t ya?” Then Murder chimed in and called me a “fag”.
Shortly afterward I heard from Roy again. “He’s here, approaching from the south, approaching my position from the rear. Get to the finger-fucking, Bud. Here he comes. Murder, Skull, you copy?” Murder and Skull checked in and were both locked and loaded.
But the beast did not approach. After several minutes Roy said “Somethang is wrong. That sumbitch took up position behind me. He is not approaching. I don’t think it can even see Bud in its position.” I asked Roy if he is sure it was our target. Roy replied, “Hell Yeah, I’m sure. I saw it’s silhouette and heard its footsteps. I can feel it’s footsteps up here in the tree, that thing is HUGE!”
For whatever reason, the animal was not approaching, and it was not even close to the kill box. Maybe it caught the boys’ scent, I am not sure.
Then Roy called me. He said, “Boy, I hate to do this, but you is gonna have to come outside. It caint see ya from its position. Turn on your porch light and come outside so it can see you. Oh, and chub up first. I want ya to come out to the patio and jack-off in the light. That will surely draw the monster into the kill box!”
I knew there was no point in objecting, so I did as Roy commanded. At this point in my life I can pretty much just will myself to produce an erection. I just hold my breath, squeeze my fists, and push. BAMMO!! There it is!!
I walked out onto the patio, which cock at full mast. I walked out into the light and put my left leg up on a chair in a kind of Captain Morgan pose, bare ass naked, and started stroking my prick. I heard Skull Crusher over my head-set say “Goddamn, Bud is hung like a horse!”
Then I decided to improvise. I started pumping my hips to thrust my wang through my hand and saying shit out loud like “Oh yeah, look at this big cock! I wish I had someone to help me handle this meat!” Roy spoke to me through my head set, saying “You is doing great Boy!! Let it all hang out!!”
I have a metal table sitting on my patio. I use it for holding my grill and smoker tools, and to set my shit on when I am sitting out there smoking cigars. I said “Look at this, big boy”, and started banging my dong on that metal table. It made a hell of a racket! If That Bigfoot had not noticed me yet, it had now. Then I started drumming the table with my boner. I was drumming the opening drum sequence from Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher” with my cock when all of a sudden came this ungodly roar!
It was the Bigfoot!! The roar was deep and loud. I could feel it in my chest. It was like the roar from an African buck lion, but times 10. It was like the Sasquatch was standing right there on the patio with me, even though it was a good 100 or so yards away in the woods behind my house.
Then came the unmistakable sound of footsteps. They were fucking loud, and you could feel the earth trembling at the beast’s weight. It was coming. A voice came over my head-set. It was Roy telling me to get back in the house. I retreated into the house, sitting down in a chair in front of my glass sliding door, cock proudly standing at attention like a flagpole. My right hand was behind my back so the approaching beast could not see that I was holding my Ruger .480 revolver.
The bastard had a clear view of me as it walked toward my house, looking out through the window I began to see trees swaying. I surmised that the trees were being pushed to the side by the approaching giant. Even in the house I could hear, and feel, it’s footsteps. I heard “FOOF! FOOF! FOOF! FOOF!!”. It was getting closer and closer. I heard Roy say “Here it comes. Hold yer fire until it gits into the kill box. I’ll give the word.”
Then I saw it. It was HUGE!!! 18’ tall is conservative. It was as big around as a pickup truck. It’s eyes glowed a fiery red, and it’s hands were are big as a La-Z-Boy recliner! And, yes, it had a hard-on. It was just as big as Roy said. It was huge, throbbing, and glowing red. In fact, you could actually SEE the pulsating caused by every heartbeat of this animal.
The monstrous ape saw me sitting there, just inside the sliding glass door, naked and hard. It stopped, then gingerly moved forward. I am scared fucking senseless at this point, waiting for the shooting to start. The monster knelt down onto my patio so that it could gaze at me through the glass. It’s fucking head was as big as a VW Bug, and it’s eyes were solid black and the size of beach balls.
The thing was as hairy as a Mexican woman, and it smelled just as bad. As it knelt down to look at me, it seemed to exhibit a certain degree of intelligence and self-awareness. Though absolutely scared stiff, I was curious. What was this animal seeing? What was it thinking. And for the love of God, why wasn’t anyone shooting?!?
Staring at the Bigfoot, something unexpected happened. It smiled at me. It was not malevolent in any way. It was a kind smile. Dare I say, it was a loving smile. Maybe this was about more than rape. Maybe this thing really did have a crush on me!
The beast then slowly brought around its right hand and held out a rose bush that appears to have been pulled out of the ground. The Sasquatch was actually giving me roses!!! I could not believe it!!! This was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for old Bud! I could not help but smile. I was flattered! I looked up into those big black eyes and looked at them through my misty eyes. The communication was unspoken: I loved the flowers and was opening my heart to this big beast.
I still do not understand exactly what happened to me in that moment. Perhaps I was influenced by infrasound produced by the animal and it’s gigantic, throbbing fuck-stick. Or maybe I was genuinely smitten. I was not myself, I can tell you that for a fact. Suddenly, my gaze turned to the monsters throbbing Member.
Then all hell broke loose! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!! The hellish reports from those .50 BMGs were deafening!! The beast stood up immediately. It was so tall I could not really see what it was doing. I flipped the kitchen table on its side and took up a defensive position behind it, raising my pistol hand and readying for combat.
Something flies past the window and splatters onto my patio. It was Murder!! Given the amount of blood that spewed out of him he was dead. Then comes another thud. I call out for Roy on my head-set. “ROY!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT THERE?!?!” Roy Shot back “Murder is dead. So is Skull Crusher.”
Then Roy asked “You got that .480 on ya, boy?” I said I did. Roy said “Well, things ain’t going so well out here. You may want to just go ahead and bow out, son.” I asked, “What?!?”. Roy said, “Just eat a bullet, son. Trust me, it will be far better than how you will die If’n this here monster gits a’holda ya.” I then hear a volley of .50 BMG gunfire from outside. I said to myself “Fuck this!”, and storm outside.
Murder’s body is cut in half and splattered all over my patio. Blood and guts are everywhere. Skull Crusher’s lifeless body is hanging upside down from a high tree limb. His safety strap got tangled around his ankle, and that is what’s holding him up in the tree. Then I see Roy, standing up on a high tree limb, like a monkey, holding his .50 cal at his hip with one arm and feeding it ammo from a belt with the other arm. He is firing like Rambo! BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!!!!!!
The Bigfoot is swatting at Roy, but cannot quite reach him. It wants to knock over the tree so it can get to Roy, but every time it tries Roy pops it with his .50 cal. This is making the monster very agitated.
I screamed at the monster as loud as I could. It turned and saw me standing there. As soon as I had its attention I turned and dropped to my knees, as if to say “come on in”. Well, that pushed the old gay ape over the edge. It dropped to its knees, looking at me. Roy saw what was going on and stopped firing.
Then the ape made its first mistake. It puckered up its lips, closed it’s eyes, and moved in toward me. Clearly, it wanted a kiss. “How fucking pathetic is THIS?”, I thought.
It got its face right up next to mine. Then I said “Hey, bitch, look at this.” When it opened it’s eyes, I could see my reflection in its left eye. It was me pointing my .480 at the monster. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!! I unloaded the large bore revolver into the beast’s eye!
It recoiled in horror, crying out in pain. I heard Roy on my head-set say “Bud, grenades...”, so I leapt up and fled. But just then 2 explosions let loose, close together, BAM-BAM!!! The conclusion blew me off my feet. I went flying, but landed ok. I immediately heard, through the ringing in my ears, Roy’s .50 BMG rattling off more shots.
I turned around and saw that the big old Bigfoot was blown to pieces. Half of its fucking face was gone. Roy was pumping it full of lead, with each bullet causing an explosion of blood and bloody flesh every time they struck. Nonetheless, the behemoth fought on.
Then I caught a glimpse of something. It was Mr. Murder’s .50 BMG Barrett. I pick it up and check the mag, 10 shots in the mag. I thought to myself “WTF?!? Murder never even fired his weapon!!” But I would have to reflect on this later. I sprinted into action.
As the Sasquatch has all of its focus on Roy, I sneak up behind it, positioned the rifle’s muzzle right up the thing’s asshole and pulled the trigger 3 times in quick succession. BAM! BAM! BAM!! The animal grabbed its ass with both hands and went down to its knees. It was howling in pain.
I flanked the animal and got in front of it. It was in such pain it did not even notice me. Then I take aim on the Bigfoot’s balls. BAM!! They explode like an oversized watermelon. Then, just for the fuck of it, I took aim and blew off its dick. Blood spurted from the remaining stump like a fire hose!!
Now the animal was moaning and it’s eyes were rolling up in its head. I took aim and fired the remaining cartridges into the animals head. Clearly, the bullets penetrated the thick skull, as bloody brain matter was blasted out of its head every time I shot. The .50 cal absolutely shredded its brain. Then, with a loud thud, the beast fell over, deader than a Kennedy!
Roy climbed down the tree and came up running. “Goddamn it, boy!! You dun did it!!! You kilt that fuckin critter!!! I softened it up a might, but you stepped it up like a man and MURDERED that motherfucker!!! Damn, Son, that is the biggest damn Bigfoot critter I ever dun see!!” Clearly, Roy was excited.
Roy said, “Let’s git us a drank, boy! You earned it! Oh, and put on some goddamn clothes already.” As we are walking toward the house I catch sight of something. I tell Roy to go on ahead and pour me a drink, that I will be there in a moment. So he goes on ahead.
I walk over to the object I spied. As I thought, it was Skull Crusher’s BARRETT .50 BMG rifle. I released the magazine and took a look. 10 rounds were present. This means that, just like with Mr. Murder, Skull Crusher’s rifle was never fired. I carried the rifle to my back door, leaned it up against the door frame and entered my house.
I found Roy standing behind my bar in my living room, pouring drinks. He looks up with me with a smile. Then he asks “Damn, boy, you had a hard dick all this time? Jesus Christ!Cover that thang up!!”
I walked up to the bar, took my glass of scotch, and took a sip. Then I asked Roy what happened out there. Roy said, “Look, son, I ain’t gonna tell you again, go put on some pants and quit prancing around here like a faggot.” Roy had a point, so I went and got dressed.
When I returned, Roy was sitting by the fire sipping whiskey. He looked at me and smiled, all snaggle toothed. He said “There’s my boy!!” I picked up my scotch and sat down next to Roy.
I again asked him what happened out there. Roy said “What happent? What happent is that you dun went and killed a record Sasquatch!!” I said “NO. WHAT HAPPENED? I checked Murder’s and Skull’s rifles and no shots were fired. WHY DIDN’T YOU GIVE THE ORDER TO SHOOT?!?”
Roy takes out his pipe, stuffs it, tamps it, then lights it. I know what he is doing. First, he is collecting his thoughts as he prepares his pipe. Second, he is getting ready to tell me something. I decided to let him take his time telling me.
After a couple puffs on his pipe, Roy began. “Son, sometimes we do thangs in life fer many purposes. For example, when I seen how big this sumbitch Bigfoot was, I knew I needed my old fiddy-cal shootin iron. But I left it up in Sasquatch Hollar. So I needed someone to retrieve it fer me. So I called up old Johnny Murder.”
“Johnny sed he would, but he wuz a’busy bustin old Skull Crusher outa the pokey. I told him, hell, bring him along wit ya. Nobody will think to look fer him down here in Georgia.”
“Ya see, boy, old Skull Crusher got hisself inta sum trouble. I knowed that DA wuz a’gonna dangle reduced sentence deals in front of his dumb ass if he agreed to spill his guts about my liquor and meth operations. This put old Roy in a spot.”
“Now, I doubt Skull Crusher would have turned on me, but why take a chance? So I up and ordered Johnny Murder to bust him outa prison and bring him to me. That wuz right before Thanksgiving. Then all this drama with yer Bigfoot came up. I figured, why not kill 2 birds with one rifle?”
“I got them 2 sumbitches down here under the guise of hunting down and killing this critter. I needed my fiddy, mind you. But I needed those assholes here too. I had to tie up loose ends.”
So while we wuz on point, and those 2 boys were distracted by that thar Bigfoot, I shot old Skull Crusher in the head, then I shot Johnny Murder in the head cuz he wuz a witness.”
Old Roy was smiling as he told me this, like he was really happy with himself for what he did. I said “Goddamn, Roy, I was almost fucking killed and you were distracted by business.” Roy said “Yeah, but I wuz here fer ya, weren’t I? If’n I tweren’t Out thar blasting away at that critter then you never would have been able to move in and kill it!”
Roy had a point. I said, “You were here for me Roy, and I appreciate it. I really do.” Roy nodded. I said “Well, I guess we need to get rid of a couple more bodies. You want to gut and carve up the Bigfoot for meat?” Roy said, “Hell yeah!! I’ll eat off that big thang fer the winter.” He asked if I wanted some of the meat, and I said no.
I look over at Roy and say, “I love you, Uncle Roy.” Roy looked at me and replied, “Don’t be a fag, son.”
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2024.04.23 09:11 Kashmira_p Breathtaking Landscapes to Witness in North and South India

A relaxing trip to Coastal Karnataka awaits you! We're talking about lots of local vibes, great markets, and amazing beaches. Picture yourself strolling along the seaside, exploring interesting locations, and bright, sandy feet.
This post will provide you an overview of the best places to visit in Coastal Karnataka as well as some entertaining anecdotes. This journey is all about carefree activities, whether you enjoy history, beaches, or just delicious food. Now let's get started and discover the amazing, carefree nature of Coastal Karnataka!
Coastal Karnataka, also known as Karavali Coast, is a chill place with great beaches, temples, and yummy food. Let's take a super easy Coastal Karnataka tour through some cool spots in this awesome region.
Udupi - Temple Town: Our journey starts in Udupi, famous for its Krishna Temple and tasty Udupi food. The old temple has cool carvings, and Udupi dosas and filter coffee are a big hit – they taste really good!
Malpe Beach - Relax by the Sea: Next stop is Malpe Beach, a peaceful spot with golden sand and calm waves. You can also take a boat to St. Mary's Island to see cool rocks. And don't miss the busy fishing harbor – it's pretty interesting!
Gokarna - Beach and Spirituality Mix: Gokarna is famous for its beaches and spiritual vibes. The Mahabaleshwar Temple is cool, and there are awesome beaches like Kudle and Om. It's a mix of spirituality and beach fun!
Karwar - River meets the Sea: Karwar is a cute town where the Kali River meets the Arabian Sea. You can do water sports and take boat rides. Check out the old Sadashivgad Fort on a hill – it's really cool.
Whether you want spiritual moments, beach adventures, or just a taste of local life, a good coastal Karnataka tour package will have it all. So, get ready for a super easy and fun tour along the awesome Karavali Coast!
Coastal Karnataka: Easy Breezy Beaches and Cool Culture
‘Anubhav’ travel agency offers the best coastal Karnataka tour package.
Days - 6 Nights / 7 Days
From - Murudeshwar to Kumta
₹ 36,000/- plus Railway or Air Fare for Single Occupancy
The cheerful inhabitants, the vibrant marketplaces, and the sound of the waves; well, that's what coastal Karnataka is all about. It's a laid-back journey where modernity blends with tradition and simplicity.
So maybe when you examine the beaches, bustling cities, and delicious local cuisine, you could think about organizing your own trip. Coastal Karnataka is waiting for you, and you never know what you could find—we may have missed something really amazing. Let's dream about sunny days, sand between our toes, and the relaxed allure of coastal Karnataka till then!
Let’s now explore a bit on the northern side of India.
Going on a magnificent tour across northern India's various landscapes is an unforgettable experience. An Itinerary for Amritsar Dalhousie Dharamshala tour offers a beautiful combination of spirituality, colonial elegance, and Himalayan tranquillity, with 1500 km of mesmerising sites and cultural treasures.
Amritsar
Our trip starts in Amritsar, home to the famous Golden Temple, a peaceful place. People can join the interesting rituals and feel the calm vibes. The tour also takes us to historic spots like Jallianwala Bagh and Wagah Border, where there's a patriotic ceremony every day, adding a special touch to the journey.
Dalhousie
Starting from Amritsar, we go to the nice hill place called Dalhousie. There, old-style buildings mix with lots of greenery. Spots like St. John's Church, Subhash Baoli, and Panchpula are special, showing us the place's history and pretty nature. The busy markets add local charm, making Dalhousie a perfect break from the everyday busyness.
Dharamshala
Now, we keep going and reach Dharamshala, where the 14th Dalai Lama lives, and it's a cool place for Tibetans. In McLeod Ganj, there are monasteries and shops with handmade stuff, making it feel special. We can explore and learn about local ways at spots like Tsuglagkhang Complex, Bhagsunath Temple, Waterfall, and Kangra Art Museum. And if you're up for it, the Triund Trek shows amazing views of the Dhauladhar Range.
The itinerary for Amritsar, Dalhousie, and Dharamshala tour is an adventure that helps you understand spirituality, history, and pretty views. Every place you visit is super memorable, like the calm Golden Temple, the old and cool Dalhousie, and the Tibetan group in Dharamshala.
This trip is made for people who want a chill time with beautiful nature and lots of cool culture. It's awesome for those who want to feel spiritual, love nature, or really like history. So, when you start this fun journey in northern India, just enjoy the simple things, feel the good vibes, and check out all the beauty around you.

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2024.04.22 06:47 thareaper Upholding Military Decorum

As I strode into the local Starbucks for my routine caffeine fix, little did I expect to assume the mantle of defender of military protocol. But there it was, a sight that would stir any true patriot's spirit—a backpack decked with military patches, left unattended in a nearby car. It was a clear call to duty, and I was ready to answer.
Clutching my steaming cup of java, I watched as the owner returned—a plainclothes veteran, unremarkable if not for the bold insignia he casually flaunted on his bag. It was clear he needed guidance, and who better than I, a seasoned connoisseur of military regulations, to provide it?
"Excuse me, sir," I began, my tone equal parts friendly and authoritative. "I couldn't help but notice the patches on your backpack. Are you aware of the recent changes in military regulations? Displaying such patches in civilian dress might not be in keeping with the current protocol."
The veteran looked at me, surprise etched across his face. He attempted to assert that as a former service member, he retained the right to display his patches as he saw fit. I listened, of course, but knew deep down that my extensive evenings spent researching military regulations and participating in online forums gave me a superior grasp of the matter.
"Respectfully," I interjected, ensuring my voice carried the weight of my extensive, self-acquired knowledge. "There are specific guidelines about how and where military insignia can be displayed. It might be wiser to adhere to a more conservative interpretation—you know, just to avoid any potential disrespect to the uniform and what it represents."
We volleyed back and forth briefly, the veteran staunch in his stance, but I remained firm, bolstered by my conviction. As he took his leave, coffee in hand and still bearing the contentious backpack, I couldn't help but feel a twinge of concern for his lack of compliance.
Later, back at home, I revisited the forums and documents online to reaffirm my position. Though the explicit text I recalled eluded me, I remained undeterred. My dedication to upholding the standards—even if not universally agreed upon—was unshakeable. After all, if we can't depend on civilians to uphold military decorum, then who will?
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2024.04.19 20:16 NoCode-Ninja My motherboard is bottlnecking need help with upgrade.

I currently have the following specs :
Operating System
Windows 10 Home 64-bit 
CPU
Intel Core i7 9700K @ 3.60GHz 32 °C Coffee Lake 14nm Technology 
RAM
32,0GB Dual-Channel DDR4 @ 1066MHz (22-22-22-52) 
Motherboard
Gigabyte Technology Co. Ltd. B365M D2V (U3E1) 32 °C 
Graphics
BenQ GL2780 (1920x1080@60Hz) VG27A (2560x1440@144Hz) - MAIN screen 4091MB NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060 Ti (ASUStek Computer Inc) 36 °C 
Storage
238GB Patriot P200 (SATA (SSD)) 47 °C 930GB Microsoft Storage Space Device (SATA (SSD)) 47 °C 465GB Samsung Portable SSD T5 SCSI Disk Device (USB (SATA) (SSD)) 
i cant even get windows 11 cuz of my motherboard. I cant use full potential of my ddr4 32 gb ram bc of my motherboard..
Now i wanna upgrade is this a good upgrade:
Intel Core i5-13600KF processor Asrock B760 PRO RS moederbord G.Skill DDR5 DDR5 Trident Z Neo RGB 2x16GB 6000
Or should i stick with a DDR4 motherboard? that would definetly help my bank xD since i wont need to buy new memory
If you have suggestions please drop it, the current upgrade would cost me 550,- euros.

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2024.04.17 22:44 CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS Just your average boomer post

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2024.04.17 04:22 AnchorPointsOfficial Anchor Points: Age of Heroes Chapter 5 - Accelerant

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CHAPTER 5 - ACCELERANT
DATE POINT: DECEMBER 15th, 6 A.U. (AFTER UNIFICATION) LOCATION: SOL SYSTEM, EARTH, NEVADA DESERT BLACK SITE S21
CAPTAIN HENRY O’TOOLE
“Good morning!”
Someone jumped on his bed, causing Henry to reflexively snap awake, ready to fight. His eyes took a moment to adjust. Once he realized who it was, he relaxed immediately.
“Good morning Ariana.” Henry said as he brushed the sleep from his eyes and looked over at the alarm clock in confusion.
A quarter to five, better than oh three hundred at least... Technically, he'd overslept, which was unlike him. Must have turned off the alarm in my sleep, dammit.
Henry’s brain warbled thanks to a week spent rushing through early mornings and late nights studying through impromptu lessons prepared by less than enthusiastic teachers pulled from their normal jobs. Cramming combined with a lack of sleep was a hell of a combo.
“Howdy, handsome.” Ariana said with a small smile before she looked him up and down slowly like a predator eyeing its next meal.
Suddenly, Henry found himself very self-aware of the fact that he was only wearing boxers while a beautiful woman sat in his bed. Reflexively, he pulled the sheets back for a little more coverage.
“Oh relax, you men need to realize that not everything is about sex.” Ariana rolled her eyes.
“You're cute, but that is hardly enough to get me going, at least not by itself. So don't you go and get any ideas in that head of yours. Now listen, I've been sent to collect you; the Special Delivery has been cleared for exo-atmo flight and she's been fully serviced and provisioned. We leave in an hour and we meet in the mess, now get ready!”
She left nearly as fast as she'd come. Worse, she'd left Henry even more confused about what to think regarding her than before. He shook it off, got himself dressed and packed, and left his room behind with a duffel bag slung over each shoulder. He met Ariana in the mess hall and they were joined by Paul a few moments later.
“Follow me, this way.” Paul said. He beckoned them onward through multiple sterile corridors to the elevator, which they rode upwards to the main cavern in silence.
The guard that had been his shadow the whole past week leaned against the corner with a bored expression as they ascended. Finally, the doors opened at the top and they were ushered by their guard escort into a car where Dr Rousseau and Dr Washington were waiting. Inside the car, Chantal and Ariana made small talk while Dr Rousseau worked silently on a tablet he held. Henry really didn’t feel like talking to Paul, and the feeling seemed mutual enough. Thus, the ride continued mostly in silence for the two of them.
Most of the buildings that could be seen through the obnoxiously tinted windows were mostly nondescript. Their route took them past a number of sealed hangars, much to his chagrin, as he'd been curious as to what they held. Out of the corner of his eye Henry caught the sharp, round edge of something flash bright and silver through a closing hangar bay door as they passed. He looked over at Paul, who evidently had noticed the same thing.
“Some things even I don’t have the clearance to know all about, much less talk about. That is all I am going to say on that topic.” Paul said with finality, leaving Henry to puzzle over the topic.
Was that a...? Nah. Couldn't be....
The car stopped with a lurch in front of a small train station that was hardly more than a platform, some benches and an MP behind glass panels checking identification in a small booth.
A two-car train sat parked with its doors open. Henry understood the clear message and shouldered his bags, to submit to yet another security screen before boarding. They rode that train for almost an hour before it let out into an entirely different cavern complex.
This one had more giant machinery flanked on either side by matching LFTR cores and power conversion and transmission equipment. On the other side of the cavern, a huge oval tunnel with large iron rails embedded into either side had been cut from the rock. The end point of the tunnel disappeared into darkness so deep, there wasn't even a speck of light hinting at the end point. The Special Delivery sat clamped inside a massive iron cradle suspended by two huge mechanical arms set just under the tunnel mouth.
“What am I looking at?” Henry asked, extremely confused.
“Nothing much really, just a reusable two-piece sabot custom-made for our ship type that allows it to be fired from the world’s longest rail gun.” Paul answered nonchalantly.
“You expect me to get in that thing after what you just said?” Henry asked incredulously.
“How else are we going to escape Earth’s gravity well without alerting space traffic control’s gravity wave sensors? Our manifest twin is scheduled to leave Earth again next week under legitimate pretexts, but we need to go now. Trust me. it’s perfectly safe; we send supplies out to S33 and other sites this way all the time without getting caught or losing anyone, so quit your bellyaching. It’s only a six gee acceleration while on the rail. You’re a navy guy, you can handle it.” Paul said with the smugness of victory oozing from his voice.
“Six gees is fine, you should feel space combat sometime, it will show you what real acceleration feels like. The fun really starts when you add in lateral gee forces from evasive maneuvers.” Henry fired back.
“Let’s hope for both of our sake that we can avoid that in our communal future.” Paul said, clearly uncomfortable for once.
“What’s the matter, are your sea legs weak or something?” Henry pushed the attack.
“No, I just hate not feeling in control of what is happening. At least on the ground I can affect the situation, in space I'm at the mercy of a million things that are completely out of my control... I don’t like it.” Paul replied.
“At least your finally being honest about something. The cure for that is a rock solid faith in your crewmen and in the relentless paranoia built into good old fashioned human engineering.” Henry retorted, remembering all too well having to deal with those same anxieties when he first joined up.
Taking his own advice, Henry ascended the gangplank first and stowed his bags before he rode the quick lift up to the third deck to settle into his acceleration couch.
“Where does the end of this barrel let out, anyway?”
“I think it lets out in some barren wasteland in what used to be Wyoming, if I remember right. Nothing about and nobody to complain or ask pesky questions out there for hundreds of kilometers.” Paul just laughed as he replied.
Henry felt more queasy, as he was assaulted by memories of news coverage of the abandonment of the west as viable living space after the bombardments.
“We have a green light to launch, in five, four, three, two, one…” Jessie said over the speakers before everyone was sucked back into their seats as they accelerated hard down the rails.
Just as Henry felt the blackness encroaching, they escaped from the barrel with a sonic boom as they jerked forwards into their restraints. External cameras showed them clearing to orbit over the course of a few minutes before they dashed out of Earth’s gravity well somewhere over the north pole.
After several hours of flying under momentum in micro-gravity, Jesse broke the silence. "We're safely past the major near-Earth sensor nets, now. We should be clear to activate the TK drive."
"Go ahead, take us up to one point five." Paul replied.
"What's our current timeline looking like?" Henry asked.
“Right now, the very last of your crew are making their way to S33 from places all over the solar system. Every one of them is picked from similar backgrounds, war orphans, loners, extreme NAU patriots, anyone we could clear as having nothing to lose, nobody to leak information to, and for being an ideological fit. Just like you, most received falsified orders, though some have been recruited by other means. Once we arrive we will have you meet your crew, and you can begin assignments and drills. We have a six week shakedown cycle planned that will help you train up fleet cohesion and to help get people accustomed to their roles before you will begin the first manned out of system FTL test flight in human history.”
“Just six weeks for a new ship type? That's going to be a busy six weeks... We have tested this method before, with like probes and such, right?” Henry asked, suddenly feeling a little alarmed.
“Of course, we have! Don’t worry, we know exactly what we are doing.” Paul replied smugly. "So, anyway, as we have some time to catch up on, we'll spend about two weeks traveling to S33 at one point five gees..."
“Wait a second; two weeks!? Just how far out is S33 from Earth, anyway?”
“Oh, just about forty AU, it’s in the Kuiper belt. Nobody else has claimed territory that far yet, so the NAU expects to have it all to ourselves for decades at the very minimum. We actually have a pretty aggressive drone mining fleet out there, along with ever expanding processing and manufacturing capacity in situ. We expect to be able to mass produce warp gate and complex fleet components on site with increasing complexity in the next five years out there and to be able to sustain a substantial population in asteroid bases ready for work and to prepare for future colonization missions.”
“You are really serious about this breakaway civilization concept, aren’t you?” Henry asked, humbled by the scale of the operation he was stepping into the middle of.
“Absolutely, as we mentioned, it is mostly as an insurance policy, but the rest of the world likely wouldn’t see it that way. We must preserve a remnant of the human race in one or more off the books colonies with a ban on the use of high powered radio. That is our best chance of survival should the giants return with more than an expeditionary force this time.... should they overpower our defenses in Sol...” He didn't need to finish that sentence.
“Makes sense, I just wonder if this won’t come back to bite us in the ass if it ever leaks out before we are ready.”
“That, Henry, is why we are being so picky with our recruiting. Loose lips sink ships. Or in this case, they'll kill our best chance at securing mankind’s survival before it has a chance to establish a firm root in the galaxy. That is the burden of command sometimes, having to partition knowledge when its widespread release threatens the larger plan.” Paul replied.
Henry had some slightly different thoughts on the matter, but there little use in arguing with the intelligence community when it came to the value of the compartmentalization of information.
“So, why are we bringing the two doctors along for the ride with us anyway?” Henry asked as he looked over at the pair on the other side of the crew compartment.
Chantal had caught his eyes, as she'd apparently been staring. She looked away, embarrassed.
“Chantal is here to make sure that the C.L.A.P.P.E.R is running at tip top shape and has volunteered to join the mission as a civilian contractor. Alphonse is to return to his lab at S37 after a short layover at S33.”
“He did mention that he was based elsewhere, didn’t he?” Paul merely nodded in response to Henry's question.
Henry sat up, walked over to the galley, and placed a coffee pouch into the dispenser before he made a cup for himself. He sipped the beverage and looked over the people he would be cooped up with for the next two weeks as a deep sense of resignation settled in.
He felt a presence as the hairs on the back of his neck rose. Ariana...
Henry span around. Somehow, she'd slunk up behind him and she stood with hand on hip. She narrowed her eyes, cocked her head to the side and smiled.
“Would you make me one too, pretty please?” She flashed her canines for a second in an open tooth smile before raising her eyebrows twice to really sell the point.
Henry laughed, unable to say no to such a performance.
“Why, it would be my pleasure, ma’am.” Henry said, as he prepared and then handed off the steaming cup with his best shit-eating grin.
“Why, thank you, kind sir, you're officially my hero right now. Coffee is life, after all. It helps me focus.” The oversized knit sweater she wore slipped over her bare shoulder before she raised her hands up to grab for the cup.
Henry resisted the urge to draw his eyes down her curves with a clenched jaw as he stared her straight in the eyes. They both breathed slowly in sync, captivated as their hands touched and she took the cup from him with a slowly growing smile.
“Get me one too?” Paul asked, shattering the moment. Henry gave Paul a death glare.
“Make it yourself.” He said, moving with his steaming cup of liquid life back to his station.
“What!? You were right there! You made her one!” Paul said from behind.
Henry, simply shrugged and ignored him.
This will be a long two weeks.... Henry thought.
To distract himself, he pulled up the file on the schematics and specs of his new ship to ensure that he would be ready. A six week shakedown run... Will we be able to test everything in that time?
“Hi Henry!” He looked up, trying to keep any frustration at the interruption from showing on his face.
As soon as he realized who had interrupted him, his irritation vanished. Odd.
“Dr. Washington, to what do I owe the pleasure?” He asked with a smile as she sat down on her haunches next to him and set her face mere inches away from his in his own.
“Oh, please, Alphonse might love the sound of the title doctor, but I like the sound of my own name a bit more. I'm not the type to care much for stuffy titles, or labels, anyway. Please, call me Chantal. So... tell me about you... and her.” She asked with the strangest smile plastered on her pretty face.
“Me and whom?” Henry asked, a bit confused, distracted as he was by staring into her amber eyes.
“Please, you could have cut that sexual tension with a knife back there. So, spill. Do you like her? I won’t tell, I promise!” Henry was taken aback.
Unsure of what to say, and not entirely sure of her motives, he deflected.
“I am fairly sure that she doesn't like me, even if I did like her, which I far from sure about. Plus, Paul would never let that happen without stepping all in the middle of everything constantly. I believe that's something we would both wish to avoid. I am about to assume command over an untested starship with an experimental faster than light drive. There are real ethical concerns with an officer fraternizing with those under their command, even in the best of circumstances, which these are most certainly not. Possible favoritism aside, it could lead to all kinds of problems and power imbalances, especially without the ability to rotate you out to another ship to separate us. Lastly, I should really avoid the distraction, especially right now when I need to focus on a strict timetable to get this expedition trained and ready.”
Hopefully, the diplomatic, proper response would get her to back off. He didn't want to admit the fact that a part of him very much did want Ariana, in spite of his logical self staring at a sea of red flags and her very clearly saying she wasn’t into him.
She's either testing me, playing with me, or both. I don't need that kind of drama.
“Booo! What if she's the one, wouldn’t you fight for her?” Chantal said, riding the line between teasing and criticizing him as she looked him up and down with an unreadable expression.
“There are a lot of hypothetical factors at play here. First off, Paul is the last person I would want as my future brother in law. You don't just marry the person, you marry the family, after all. That’s if we are talking marriage at all, which frankly is getting about 1000 steps ahead of ourselves. No, with that and what I mentioned already, just... no.” Henry desperately wanted this conversation to be over.
“Heh. I completely understand you there. So, what if Paul was out of the way and she made it clear she liked you, would you want to date her?” Henry gave her a questioning look as he considered how best to answer the woman's vexing questions.
“No, she's in my chain of command and fraternization regs are there for a damn good reason. Plus I hate it when women play mind games, and that's one area in which she could teach a masterclass.” Henry said with finality.
Chantal seemed suddenly very happy, oddly enough.
“So, would you ever date a black girl? Say, an incredibly bright and fun one that shares your distastes over playing games, and is most importantly not directly in your chain of command?” She asked with her very best wide grin.
Henry’s jaw nearly dropped as his heart began beating rapidly. He found himself tongue tied for a moment before he pulled himself together. He allowed himself to look at her in a new light.
She was smart, fun, beautiful, they had pleasantly interacted with each other quite a bit, and she was a civilian, with fewer chain of command issues.
What the hell, why not? He had been attracted to her from the start, after all.
“You know, suddenly those... distractions I mentioned don’t sound nearly so bad. So long as we can still accomplish our essential duties, I think that is something I would be very much open to exploring. I think we could have a little fun, work hard, play hard.” Henry clamped his mouth shut afterwards and watched her reactions.
Chantal milked every moment of mulling it over.
“You show me some romance and effort, and I will take very good care of your needs in turn. I'm not just a genius inventor; I'm one hell of a cook, and I know how to make a good man happy.” She said with one hand on her hip and the other fluffing her hair while looking at him with a seductive smile.
Henry couldn't help himself, the woman had him completely tongue tied. He opened his mouth to say something, anything before he finally snapped himself out of it.
"If a little romance is the price, I will gladly pay it. Our official duties will keep me busy, very busy, but I will always make time for you. Something tells me you're worth it." Henry said with a grin.
Chantal cocked her head and smiled at him, causing his heart to beat faster all over again.
“Good, now I have some work to attend to, as I assume you do too. Don’t take me for granted, Henry O’Toole, I know my worth.” Chantal spoke with absolute icy certainty.
She smiled over her shoulder and swayed her hips as she walked away over to her station, humming. Henry found himself entranced in the spectacle, in a daze as to what had just happened. He tried to return to the newly non-redacted specs of the Indomitable Will, but she had successfully done it.
She had him completely distracted. Rallying around that realization, he chuckled to himself and found himself freed of it afterwards yet suddenly quite excited to see what the next two weeks had in store. He then set himself back to his work with iron willpower replacing eager excitement.
MEANWHILE…
DATE POINT: DECEMBER 15th, 6 A.U. (AFTER UNIFICATION) LOCATION: SOL SYSTEM, ABOARD UTRN PONY EXPRESS, EN ROUTE TO S33
FIREMAN APPRENTICE ANDREW REESE
We're testing an experimental FTL drive!? What if it fails out in space somewhere!? Who would come to our rescue?
Andrew sat back feeling quite conflicted. He'd taken a risk on a two-year special service contract with double hazard pay, and for the first time he started to truly question if he had made the right decision.
When he'd been offered the contract during a performance review while working on wiring up Liberty Station, it had seemed too good to be true. Now after hearing the truth of their mission, in flight to some place called S33, Andrew decided it was a story too crazy to be false.
Few seemed happy about the revelation, and an argument was brewing in the cabin.
”Listen, you're part of the final round of crew to be brought in, and compartmentalization demanded that we tell you this last part only after you had been brought safely on board.” Commander Alvarez stressed the point once more, though it didn’t seem to land any better.
“Oh, so you meant to keep this secret until we couldn’t just back out any longer. Make us sign non-disclosures that imply major state secrets, hush hush two year travel contracts at double rates. God, I knew something was wrong, but I kept rationalizing it away.” An unhappy woman shot back with her arms folded aggressively against her chest.
A different woman, Sarah, if Andrew could remember properly, spoke up to support the first woman to object. “Tania's right! What else are you hiding from us?”
“There are no more secrets. What I have just told you is all of it. You'll be helping to crew a new dreadnought design and take part in a two year round trip mission using an experimental FTL drive, and you are expected to keep to the highest levels of secrecy on this topic until the NAU decides to make the announcement to the world.” The Commander stared everyone down that dared to complain.
“Look, people, nobody had a gun to your head to force you to sign, and the pieces of the puzzle were there for you the whole time. We even gave you three separate interviews and each of you were asked all the hypotheticals and if you would want to back out. Yet every time you all refused every time until your final chance to back out yesterday before you boarded this very craft.”
"Bull shit! You kept a kinda big secret from us!" Andrew struggled to hide his fury.
"It was all there in the subtext of the questions! How could you have not put it together is beyond me!" Alvarez stared him down and advanced until he stood a head taller and was right in his face.
"You are on this journey now, whether you like it or not. Each of you has been hired for a specific job, your crewmates and I will be counting on you to get it done. Do this and we will all return safely, you can mark my words on this." Alvarez paced away and looked everyone in the eye one after another.
The girls could fight it all they wanted, but it wouldn't matter. There weren't escaping now. They were officially press-ganged for service, and people would be counting on them to do their job right if any of them wanted to live to see the end of the trip.
Gotta play my hand smarter from now on.
Andrew studied the faces of his compatriots as they watched. From their faces, everyone seemed either ashamed and miserable, or furious and barely holding it together, with few exceptions.
“Yeah, fine, I get that. It just doesn’t feel right, is all. Being left in the dark like that... Even more, being lied to like that. This FTL drive, it has been tested, right?” Sarah spoke up again, with quite a bit less fire in her voice this time around.
“Yes, extensively with probes, and its been tested in-system with a stealth frigate assigned to your fleet equipped with its own Inversion drive. The system works. We will simply be the first to travel outside of Sol with it.”
A shiver ran down Andrew’s spine.
They'd be trapped in some tin can with an experimental FTL drive for two goddamn years more than a billion kilometers from maintenance or repair! How could they hide this from us until its too late to turn back!?!
"I signed up for double hazard pay... sure... but that means nothing if I don't live to spend it!" "We can't go that far from Earth when the system is still in testing! What if something goes wrong? What if we get stranded?! Is there some other FTL capable rescue ship that can come get us? It sure as hell doesn't sound like it!" Tania shouted, refusing to back down as easily.
"The system has been tested, and it works. Somebody has to be the first to take it on a longer trip, and that somebody is us. We are explorers and we will make history one day, when we can declassify this properly. It's a short trip to our nearest solar system and right back, the system has been thoroughly tested, as I told you before. It's practically a milk run, you'll see. This is why you are being paid double hazard pay after all." Alvarez replied, doing his best to cool the emotions in the room.
"Milk run? More like a suicide run..." Tania replied. She sat back down with her arms folded, and her head to the side as if she refused to even look at the flustered Commander.
"Everything will be fine, people. We wouldn't be risking such an expensive ship and such a large crew if we weren't absolutely positive that the technology was ready. We do have contingency plans, and plenty of supplies to await rescue if it comes down to that. Most of the technology involved is either primarily solid state or is based upon an extrapolation of field proven technology like the null barrier system, and we got the idea from the reverse engineering of xeno tech. Everything you are worrying about we also worried about a thousand times longer and thought through ways to mitigate the risk down to near zero."
"Well, shit. I'm sold." She said with a snort. "Slap a red shirt on me and let's ride forth on to Alpha Centauri on experimental technology! I'm sure nothing will go wrong." Tania said in biting sarcasm, still clearly having none of it.
"We're going to Proxima Centauri, actually. I didn't choose the secrecy, but I certainly understand why it was necessary. I can understand the shock of this has caused some frustration, but that does not excuse insubordination! You are a part of this crew whether you like it or not, once we are underway your survival and that of your fellow crewmates will depend upon how well you all do your jobs. You have until the end of this flight to get your headspace squared away and mission ready, or so help me I will find every creative way under the sun to make this trip a living hell for you. That's if I don't just outright space you for being a danger to your fellow crewmates and a security risk to the mission. Have I made myself clear?!" Alvarez snapped.
"Crystal, Sir." Tania replied, still refusing to look at him.
Andrew locked eyes with several other people, nobody seemed happy with the situation, though nobody else seemed willing to speak up about it either.
This is insane! No matter what the Commander says, we didn't freely choose to go of our own accord, and everything about the way they tricked us into this is wrong... Somebody is going to have to do something about this.... Better keep my head down and play along in the meantime until I can come up with a plan... maybe even find some friends to help.
Andrew settled in for a long and miserable trip as his mind began to work on his plan.
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