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2024.05.23 23:48 Xenobrina Collection of developer responses from 5/23/24 AMA
No secret testing of anything upcoming in the immediate! We do look at how some changes play out though when they become more real and get lots of games, I think the Bastion Ultimate in particular was quite fun even if very loud and on the border technically. Reinhardt's Frenzy passive was also something we played around with internally but it was quite hard to communicate effectively. It's always good to see what players get excited about when there are more wacky ideas such as Mirrorwatch or April Fool's, some of those could become real down the line.Alec answering question from swamp_god about Cassidy and Reaper changes
The two upcoming updates that were mentioned were for Cassidy and Reaper.Jnoh answering question from Headedbigfoot8 about the hardest hero to balance in each role
For Cassidy, we started some exploration pre-Season 9 for his update. Due to where he was at that time, this update was originally looking at multiple pieces of his kit but we saw the Season 9 changes largely benefit him so the update has gotten more focused on Magnetic Grenade and other Quality of Life updates (specifically to his Ultimate). In Season 11 we are updating Magnetic Grenade. It will behave closer to old Flashbang (no magnetic homing to the target, used in the short range) and will slow/hinder the target. We think that plays a lot better with his kit and removes some of the larger frustrations around Magnetic Grenade. More specifics on all that soon.
For Reaper, we went fairly wide as well in the beginning and then started to focus closely on updating Shadow Step. At the moment, we have something we quite like but it's actually a large technical challenge and we are in the process of planning out the work/seeing what's possible. In the meantime, we may buff Reaper in some non-Tank Buster ways as he lost a lot in the most recent update.
Probably Sombra due to permanent invisibility restricting how deadly we can make her but also because she is a hero that excels with strong team coordination.Hudson answering question from walter_2010 about average playtester rank
There are a handful of other heroes with performance stats that differ greatly from the broader community perception of them and that can create difficulty in how we approach balancing them as well.
A huge part of our team culture revolves around playtesting. From Designers, to QA and community management, everyone has the opportunity to play what we're working on and give open honest feedback. One of the advantages of this model is we get perspective from a wide range of player ranks from GM 1 to Bronze 5. It's been a while since we've taken an official poll on average rank, but having a wide sample helps prevent tunnel visioning on feedback from specific ranks.Alec answering question from O2M about lack of patch consistency and Symmetra
Alec/Gavin answering question from Thee_Archivist about the removed smurf detection from MMR going from QP to comp
- We should do a better job about this, especially when it comes to getting the community's visibility on what we are seeing vs. what the playerbase may seem to think is the best hero at any given one time. These can differ regularly as certain heroes get power reputations (weaker or stronger than their reality at a given rank) that are hard to shake off. Thanks for the feedback there, will make sure we have something here even if it's a simple change.
- Symmetra kept some of the buffs in that patch but yes we hear the feedback of where her current power level is. We may have been a bit overreactive to the Mauga compositions popping up during that timeframe (he was certainly overtuned), but we wanted to be sure of it. For right now, we are in discussions about Symmetra and especially her frontline presence. Believe that's a piece of the kit we'd like to promote further, whether through her survivability or beam damage.
I tapped in our own Gavin Winter for this first part, he's what he had to say: "There haven't been any changes to these systems, but there are edge cases like the example of Guxue that was recently posted in this subreddit where our systems don't perform in the way we'd like. Most players will still be placed appropriately as they transition from Quick Play to Competitive Play, but unfortunately cases like this have always been possible. Explaining exactly how this happens would make it easier reproduce, so you'll have to excuse me from not going into intricate detail here."Jnoh answering question from Owlcharts about making win and pick rates public (this one hurts).
For the second part of your question, we believe we made it slightly too difficult to climb at the highest ranks and are looking at making some adjustments soon.
There aren't any plans currently to shift resources toward supporting something like that. Sites like Overbuff don't have the complete picture, but the data there for win rates and such is generally fairly close.Alec answering question from AccurateMeminnn about the reworks to Roadhog and WB
There is some argument against being too transparent with those stats in that it can create a bit of a feedback loop where you might see player behavior driven by what appears to be the meta in the stats, but that kind of happens already with just the general discussion and sentiment around heroes without stats as well.
Our target range for hero viability by win rate is between 45-55% unmirrored win rate at Masters rank and above. Those individual win rates often can fluctuate 2-3% by day, mostly because heroes tend to have a wider range of win rates per map and we're looking at the global average of those, but also individual player performance isn't consistent.
Lower pick rate heroes fluctuate more and there is less confidence in their win rate being indicative of actual strength. Extremely high pick rate heroes have a similar problem when looking unmirrored stats.
In the end stats require interpretation to understand their context and that is why they are not the only basis for balance changes, but are a useful tool to measure impact of changes patch-over-patch.
For the most part, we are relatively happy with the new bases both have been given but there is still some fine-tuning to be done.Jnoh answering question from Arrge about Hanzo post season 9, specifically about the one shot
I'll start with Wrecking Ball. Our goals were to give him more flexibility with his movement/engage options, heighten the benefits he gives to his team, and give him some quality of life updates. I think our changes all attempt to address those goals but one I think we can hit harder in the future is heightening the benefits he gives to his team. We were a little conservative with the Adaptive Shields change (overhealth is hyper scary in coordinated environments), so perhaps there's room for that to be more pronounced through tuning and actual feedback received in game (working on some updates there). Overall though, Wrecking Ball is doing much better after his recent updates and we believe we have a great base to work with going forward.
For Roadhog, aside from the conversations about his current survivability (we plan to hit that soon) there are some things for us to look at concerning the frequency of his combo. For example, his Pig Pen begins to go on cooldown when you throw it. So you can pre-place one, it gets destroyed, and then Roadhog already has it ready again (even though the enemy may think there's a window where Hook is less deadly). That's one discussion we've recently had. Still some work here for us to do in terms of the value Pig Pen brings outside of the combo as well and how we can make those windows of combo potential less frequent.
Hanzo is still an effective mid-range burst damage hero even without the one-shot kills. Post season 9 with the projectile size changes actually saw an increase in Hanzo's performance on the stat side. I do hear you on the loss of how good the one shot kills felt, but an overarching goal of season 9 was to reduce a lot of those burst damage frustrations for players on the receiving end of it. Armor changes in season 10 have also been a benefit to his damage.Alec answering question rom idrkbrotbh about Hog's survivability.
Still very early but we've been experimenting with adjusting health pools for some of the more evasive or high damage heroes which would also put them back into the range of lethal Hanzo headshots and some other hero combos at 225 HP, but while it would bring some interesting texture to hero interactions overall there are also a bunch of other problems to solve if we want to go through with it.
Yes, we plan on nerfing his survivability very soon. We are touching Take a Breather and Whole Hog in an upcoming patch. Hoping that can go live tomorrow.Alec answering question from Heropon4Hyrule_010 about the difference in pick rates from before the midseason patch (major tank buffs) and after
Some of this is related to meta happenings or balance changes but also related to armor changes/headshot reduction for Tanks. From what we can see the biggest winners (in terms of their performance delta) of the patch are: Ana, Junkrat, Pharah, Roadhog, Sigma, Wrecking Ball, and Zarya.Alec answering questions uestion from Mefionir-Omnic about Quick Play Hacked changes and Clash mode
Many heroes stayed relatively similar while a handful saw a decrease in performance (Bastion, D.Va, Mauga, Orisa, and Reaper).
These fall outside of hero design but can talk briefly about the first two questionsAlec answering question from Mabangyan about Roadhog and Lifeweaver
- Think you are referencing the speed boosts that would potentially come to Flashpoint. Took us some time to get these in a good place but they have been promising in playtests and are on track for a later season. It's important to us that when we add elements like that to a mode that it not only brings quality gameplay but is also communicated well through Sound and VFX. Feel good here now.
- We got a lot of great feedback but there are some things the team wished we did better with the Clash Preview. Firstly, it should have showed up more in Quick Play so y'all got more reps on it and can get a better feel for the flow of the game mode. Secondly, we don't think it was best suited for Open Queue in Arcade. If we do something like this again, we'll clean that up. With the feedback we received, we've been investigating how to make the final point more appealing to capture for the attacking team. Many games could result in the attacking team not actually wanting to push onto the last point because it wasn't worth the reward (harder to capture, give up a lot of positioning if you lose). Plenty of iteration happening here now to address that particular issue.
Answered the Roadhog question in a different place, but yes changes coming soon.JNoh answering question from Scared_Funny_1865 about tank counterswapping
For Lifeweaver, one of the discussions we are having right now (actually this week) and have been having for a while is around the friction that comes with switching between his healing and damage. Giving him more flexibility here would be a great boon to his capability within team fights. Additionally, we've experimented a lot with his Petal Platform. Personally would love for that to be a more attractive area to stand on as a teammate (whether that be through a buff the platform gives you or something else) but there's a lot of learned behavior to work through as allies hop off the platform quite often.
At its core, Overwatch is a game designed around being able to swap heroes to gain a tactical advantage or help solve a challenge you might be encountering. This contributes to keeping the moment-to-moment gameplay experience dynamic, drives hero diversity and offers a wider range of both strategic gameplay and skill expression in learning when/where/how to play multiple heroes.Alec answerinf question from Skiesti about Mercy's lack of changes since the 20% DPaSsive revert, as well as general performance since season 9 (this answer is super tone deaf being real).
There is a question of how much of an advantage is too much compared to the cost of switching. Ideally we want counters to be clear and understandable, but soft enough that it's still possible to outplay a disadvantaged matchup. It is a team game though and 1v1 matchups are not the highest priority when assessing the heroes.
Tanks do feel this the most with only one of them per team in 5v5 role queue, but all roles do experience the pressure to counter and be countered to an extent.
We're striving to find a balance between swapping heroes every death, (which certainly feels too often), and rarely swapping heroes or getting trapped in mirror matches every game, which quickly leads to fatigue. We've seen a lot of improvements here compared to earlier seasons, but it could always be better.
"Unhealthy" and unpopular designs are not necessarily the same thing. When designing heroes, we aim to provide a wide range of playstyles, mechanics, and aesthetics for players to enjoy. It's okay if they don't all resonate with everyone broadly. We'll do our best to make the game as fun as it can be for a wide audience.
- I think we are more happy in the 20% DPS Passive world than the 15% (it cuts through a lot better, helps mitigate the healing more effectively) so Mercy is more worth a look when that world is permanent. There are some questions of how far we can push her movement and know that is one of the most requested changes.
- Mercy is still a top-picked 3/4 Support and even higher on console until you hit GM/Top 500. Her performance follows a similar trend, where she's in the top grouping for most ranks and remains above average at the highest ranks. Doesn't mean that she wont receive changes but that is where she is at currently.
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2024.05.23 22:54 AustralianChrono Chronologica's Drag Race Season 6: Episode 2- Prove Your Worth
Ethan dramatically removes his balaclava, staring at the judges, revealing that he has shaved his scruffy beard off–and painted his lips oversized, to emphasize every word of the lip sync. submitted by AustralianChrono to ChronologicasDragRace [link] [comments] Hey, you, jump in this ride, it’s real nice and slippery inside On the first line, Ethan back-flips into a split, and when he lands, he’s pointing to his mouth as he nails every word of the complicated rap lyrics. Niagara Halls: “Holyyyyy shit. We’re getting STARTED!” Squeeze my body, rock my body, boy, you make me go Molly flounces around the stage, making funny faces and giving campy white dad dance moves. Ethan spins into a one-legged pose and grabs at himself seductively. Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, me go Ethan grabs the leg holding himself up and yanks it to the side, making it look like he’s about to fall…but he twists into another gravity-defying flip, landing on all fours and kicking his other leg into the air as he reaches out plaintively towards the judges. If we could be, stranger what you say? I'm really liking that way Molly grabs at the air towards the judges, emoting fiercely, then pulls at the air comedically as if it’s a rope. She “pulls” herself off of the stage to the floor below the judges’ table, where she pulls a little notebook out of her bra and scribbles a note. You whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it (uh) Ethan whips his legs around, spinning out of the headstand and landing in a seductive “paint-me” pose, then kicking one leg up perfectly in time with the song’s whip-crack sound-effect. Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, me go Molly shows the judges her note, which reads: “Please don’t make me steal the potion.” Ethan ignores her, cartwheeling forward one last time and landing in a perfectly posed confident power-punch stance. … The girls at the back of the stage look gooped, gagged, and gobbled. Ethan Angel-Eye: “You’re welcome.” Now THAT was a way to start the season. Racers…I’ve made my decision. Shiseido Red: “This time, there’s no question.” Ethan Angel-Eye. You’re a winner, baby! Ethan nods, reaffixing his balaclava. Condragulations–you’ve won this IMMUNITY POTION!–save it for when you’re at your most thirsty and desperate. Molly Moppit: “Damn it. I wanted thaaat! Your thief of Season 6, robbed from day 1!” Now, my racers. This isn’t over! You’ve proved why you’re here this week, but very soon, you’ll meet the rest of our cast…and see if you can prove why you should stick around! See you all very soon!!! ~ The racers enter the werkroom. Lady Gag: “I can’t believe we’ve had our first week, over- and I didn’t WIN!” “No mirror message, but god, Ethan, you might as well have made Molly write ONE, hah!” Niagara laughs, with no one else responding. Niagara Halls: “I am so happy to have survived a week. I know I can kill a lip sync. But in a gown? Honey, gods were on my SIDE!” Niagara laughs. “Funny coming from someone who would’ve gone home tonight!” Molly laughs. Niagara gasps, before shutting her mouth. Everyone sits down. “First of all, I do want to say, despite me looking fantastic, and deserving a top two placement over those who are incapable of doing something exciting, talented and skilled-” Shiseido starts, as Molly gets up, walking away. “Get on with the compliment.” Ethan looks at Shiseido. “Congratulations, you cunt.” Shiseido starts to clap, as does Lokii- but no one else. “Cool.” Ethan nods. Ethan Angel-Eye: “I don’t need a participation award or clapping. I am a fucking talent, regardless of what the others in this group say. I know what I am capable of, and I am here to win.” “I just want to know how you’re going to use that immunity potion.” Lady Gag says, playing with her bikini string. Molly sneaks around the werkroom, grabbing another of Shiseido's wigs. “Well, why would I tell you?” Ethan stares at Gag. Gag rolls her eyes. Ethan Angel-Eye: “When I use the potion, it’ll be for a reason. Smart. Logical. Ready to kill.” “I do think we need to actually-” Niagara begins to giggle. The others look confused. “I think-” Niagara laughs. “Oh my gosh, so dumb…” “What’s dumb?” Lady Gag looks as the giggling Niagara with confusion. “Let’s scare these girls.” Niagara giggles. “With a message.” “Hah.” Molly yells from the other end of the room. “Great idea!” “I’ll do it.” Lady Gag grins, walking to the mirror. The others all look on, as Lady Gag smirks, writing her message. Lipstick Message: “BEWARE, UGLIES- YOU’RE LOSING!” “Oh… yes.” Lady Gag smirks. Lady Gag: “These bitches better beware, because the winner- ME, is in the first group. So…” Lady Gag smiles. “I hope you enjoy your one moment… because after that?” Lady Gag winks. Lady Gag: “It’s the Gag show.” “...it’s like her brain is made of pure fumes.” Ethan whispers to Shiseido. ~ https://i.redd.it/wvrj37suo82d1.gif In a denim pair of play jeans, with a big, pink sparkly belt, a purple t-shirt and a plain vest overlaid on top, Carly Shay Jepsen enters the werkroom with a wink. Her top and vest are covered with little ugly problem patterns and she wears a flat, flat wig, along with a big smile on her face. “Leave it all to ME!” Carly Shay Jepsen: “I’m Carly Shay, and this is iCar-“ Carly looks at the cameraman. Carly Shay Jepsen: “I can’t say that?! Where’s the fun in thaaaaat?!” Carly cackles. “Okay, round two.” Carly adjusts herself in the confessional. Carly Shay Jepsen: “I’m Carly Shay Jepsen, and you want fun drag? Leave it all to me.” Carly laughs. “Damn. That’s me.” “Oh, first!” Carly cheers, before looking around. “Wait a minute…” Carly Shay Jepsen: “I’m a Fresno Queen. Originally from Mexico, but you probably can’t tell from this pasty skin.” Carly laughs. “I’m a performer and a body girl living my Nickelodeon popstar fantasy. I don’t do big wild pageant drag- put me in a pair of jeans and heels, and I’m READY.” “Woah.” Carly runs over to the various dressing stations, staring a bunch of blue clips. “So many clips.” Suddenly, footsteps are heard, and Carly runs over to the front tables. She trips over her jeans, but turns it into a cool tumble and pops right back up, then runs and sits at one of the stools closest to the door. “Ahhhhh!!!!” Carly shrieks excitedly. In a massive black wedding gown, along with a veil that appears to go on for infinity, and a lace trimmed bodice, Francesca La Fataliá enters the werkroom with a smirk beneath her veil. “My wedding.” Francesca pulls apart the dress, revealing the edges soaked with red jewels emulating blood. “Your funeral.” “OH MY GOD!” Carly falls off her seat in shock. “…Are you okay?” Francesca raises an eyebrow. “I’m GAGGED, lady!” Carly says, chuckling. “I’m okay, I’m okay!” Francesca La Fataliá: “The Mother of Hell has arrived, and-“ Francesca smirks, as if proud of herself. “I’m here to knock you off your seats.” “Fabulous, because I do not have the ability to help you up in this gown.” Francesca responds, as Carly star jumps up. Francesca La Fataliá: “I’m the Venetian Mother of The Fatal House, and I’m here to deliver Gothic greatness.” Francesca smiles. “What kind of drag queen am I? Darkness, mystery, murder, performer, lip sync artist, seamstress… just to name a few.” “This gown is insane.” Carly smiles. “Who did you commission for it?” “I made it myself, actually.” Francesca nods. “GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG!” Carly snaps her fingers. “I bought these from Ross. Dress for less.” “I can tell.” Francesca says with a cheeky smirk. “Wait- there’s a message.” Carly looks at the mirror message, as Francesca turns around. “What a stupid message.” Francesca rolls her eyes. “Should this intimidate us?” “I’m not scared.” Carly shrugs. Francesca picks up an eraser, and wipes off Lady Gag’s mirror message. Francesca La Fataliá: “Instantly, I can tell Carly is young. Quite young. But- there’s a charisma to her, as well. It takes off a lot to pull off a pair of jeans, and she’s…half-doing it. And thank god, there’s more to the personality than just luxury brands.” Francesca scoffs. Out walks Anne Dior Kashaut, wearing head to toe luxury brands- a Chanel Beret in copper, with a matching red wig, a Burberry scarf and vest in bronze, a gray Gucci labeled sweater and caramel mini skirt, a pair of Dior boots and sunglasses- and a massive birkin bag. “Do any of you speak French or German?” “Brand Whore.” Francesca states matter of factly, shaking her head as she places her bouquet on the table. “Bien, maintenant je peux dire de la merde sur toi en face.” Anne smiles. “BONJOUR, HI, BABE!” Carly waves. Anne Dior Kashaut: “I am Anne Dior Kashaut, and I’m simply put, your next winner.” Anne does a pageant wave, smiling to herself. “Preparing myself for my campaign moment.” “Welcome!” Carly goes for a hug, as Anne shakes her head. “No thanks, I don’t hug competition. Certainly not those in cheap jeans!” “Wow, bitch!” Carly laughs, as if expecting Anne to be joking. Anne Dior Kashaut: “I am a well-studied pageant queen. Each and every detail is impeccable. Stylised and deliberate, every thought prepared. I’m entering this werkroom in luxury. All earned from my multiple titles, of course, because I am a winner.” “Another European.” Francesca says, looking at Anne. “Oh, are you one of those Apocalyptica-inspired queens?” Anne looks Francesca up and down. “No, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.” Francesca responds. “Yikes!” Anne laughs. “Délabré! Well, I’m a pageant queen. I’ve been doing this for not-too-long-of-a-time, but I can tell you this: I’m a title holder.” Francesca La Fataliá: “I do drag mostly in Italy, but also all throughout Europe. We do not really have a ‘pageant scene’ on our continent. So, what is she on about?” “Good for you.” Carly says with a smirk. Francesca looks at Carly with a smile, as Anne goes to the mirror to look at herself. “I am done with talking to you.” Anne tosses her hair. Anne Dior Kashaut: “Honestly. The girls I got here with are clearly very untalented. Carly reminds me of a cow. You know? Moo moo?” Carly Shay Jepsen: “You’re not Nymphe, bitch! If you’re blunt, at least back it up with talent!!” Suddenly, golden lotus flowers fall in a shower, blown into spirals by a hidden fan. In a tight velvet blue gown, with a floor length train, long blonde locks and a glittering golden lotus flower held in her hand, Nakomis Lotus enters the werkroom with a big smile on her face, before raising an eyebrow. “Elegance… Potentially.” Anne scoffs, walking over to the main desk and knocking Francesca’s bouquet onto the floor while no one is looking. Nakomis Lotus: “I am Nakomis Lotus, and I’m damn excited.” Nakomis smiles. “I am 22, living in Tulsa, and I am… a bit of everything.” Nakomis nods. “I love a Pageant competition, but really I love a competition in GENERAL. I am a bit of a reality tv superfan, and Drag Race is my favorite show, along with Big Brother so this is kind of… emotional?” Nakomis looks around the werkroom and smiles, exhaling a big breath…before bursting into tears. Everyone else looks confused. Francesca La Fataliá: “Why is she crying?” Nakomis Lotus sobs for what appears to be 30 seconds straight. Carly Shay Jepsen: “I’m like… what do I do?! What’s going on?! Did she hurt herself on the walk over?!” “Are you dying?” Anne asks. “Sorry, it’s just- I’m here.” Nakomis smiles, wiping her eyes. Nakomis Lotus: “It just feels a lot, very emotional to be here. I am… really excited, really proud and really thankful to be here. I have been doing drag for 6 years- since I was 16, and now, I am here. Woah. This is a lot.” “Okay, someone hand her a tissue, I’m not getting up.” Francesca scoffs. Carly hands Nakomis a tissue. “Hi everyone!” Nakomis walks over with a smile. “How are we all?” “Fabulous.” Francesca nods. “Gagging.” Carly smiles. Anne looks over, then looks away. “Okay.” Nakomis laughs. Nakomis Lotus: “Nymphe much? It’s fine. I don’t need Anne to be nice. I mean, you don’t want to be allies with everyone in the werkroom, just the majority.” “Please, tell us your name, where you come from…” Carly grins. “I’m Nakomis Lotus, and I am a reality tv superfan, pageant queen, Oklahoma original, just turned 22, and…” Francesca La Fataliá: “How are these children all supposedly ‘experienced’ pageant Queens at young ages? Do I just not associate with enough twinks? …Or maybe the pageants they’re going to just aren’t much to write home about.” “Love that.” Carly extends her hand. “Carly Shay Jepsen.” “….Veeeeery 2007-core…Carly Shay…iCarly?” Nakomis laughs. “It sure IS!” Carly snaps her fingers. Carly Shay Jepsen: “Miranda Cosgrove… is an idol. She is an inspiration. She is everything that I want to be. And I really got started doing impersonation stuff. For Miranda and for Carly, of course!” Carly beams. Nakomis Lotus: “Carly is giving…simple.” In a massive black leather coat that covers her entire body with a short pussycat wig, Shayla Moon walks into the werkroom. “For this magic trick, I will transform…” Shayla drops the coat to reveal a tight silver two-piece lingerie look, with a moon motif and tons of little moon pins pinned all over the garment. “Into a slut!” Carly and Nakomis both look excited. Francesca nods. Anne is eating an eclair. Shayla Moon: “Moon Powers Activate!” Shayla poses. “I am Shayla Moon, Florida’s finest anime whore.” Shayla has a big grin. “I grew up enamored by those magical girls and their transformations in anime. Now, when I found drag- I realized I could become one of those magical girls… and take her to a leather party.” Shayla chuckles. “This is hot.” Carly smiles. “Like-“ Suddenly, Carly slips onto the bouquet of roses, falling right on her ass. “Oh GOD!” Shayla says. “Oh my God! Are you okay?” “Second time!” Carly yells and laughs. “I can deal with this!” “I got you, I got you.” Shayla helps Carly up, bending over and showing her large and barely covered butt. “Holy…” Nakomis eyes bulge. “Oh!” Shayla flushes, then poses coyly for Nakomis. “You like that? All-natural, baby.” Shayla Moon: “I enjoy my craft, and am quite confident in it. I know how to design to my proportions and of course, love to show off the body- but like, I like being a whore for a reason. Big girls don’t always get seen as sex symbols and I’m all about changing that narrative. A whore with feelings!” “How did that get there?” Francesca picks up the bouquet that Carly slipped on. Anne smiles. HerShe Kiss walks into the werkroom wearing a striped pink corset with matching lingerie undergarments and stockings. The top of her corset forms a heart with white ostrich feathers along the rim over her chest. She opens up the heart, revealing a box of chocolates inside, then takes one and smothers it all over her mouth as if it’s a messy lipstick. “Kiss me, Kiss Me….” She repeats. “Not another slut!” Nakomis yells. “More skanks the merrier!” Shayla smiles. HerShe Kiss: “I know, it’s a lot to take in, isn’t it? This beauty, oh…” HerShe fans herself with a proud grin. “I am HerShe Kiss, and I am your gorgeous drag supermodel.” HerShe adjusts herself, sitting tall. “And I am your first Pit Crew member… going for the drag crown!” “You look familiar…” Nakomis looks over at HerShe. “A fan already! Yeah, this isn't my first time strutting in the werkroom.” HerShe winks. HerShe Kiss: “Looks are first and foremost, my core of drag. I want to be a visual spectacle. I want you to see me and think: wow, she’s HOT.” “You’re hot.” Shayla grins. “Thank you! You too, baby!” HerShe smiles. “HerShe Kiss.” “PIT CREW!” Nakomis yells. “Sure am.” HerShe smiles. “Formerly, because now, that would be a conflict of interest.” Francesca La Fataliá: “Sure. Because it’s definitely not a conflict of interest for the judges to already all know and have a relationship with you. Okay. Sure.” “What’s a conflict of int-“ Carly nods. “Oh, duh.” “That’s so shocking.” Nakomis smiles. “Like woah, we have a pit crew member competing! That’s almost like if Julie just hopped onto Season 17, hah!” “What?” HerShe laughs, offering Nakomis, Carly, and Shayla chocolates from the box in her outfit. Anne Dior Kashaut: “I am not impressed by HerShe’s look. Loose threads it’s having like. Messy reveal.” HerShe smiles. “Sure feels weird being on the other side.” A long white carpet with yellow polka dots rolls out into the werkroom from the entrance. In a massive white and yellow polka dot dress, coat and matching umbrella, her face painted with the same white and yellow dots, and her wig…matching the same white and yellow...Mrs. Vicki Anderson enters the werkroom, a huge grin upon her face. “Dots going on?” Shayla and Carly burst into laughter. Mrs. Vicki Anderson: “Oh hello hello hello!” Vicki waves. “It’s me, your gay uncle! Mrs Vicki Anderson!” Vicki cackles. “I am representing your local drag, and proudly so!” “Camp Queen.” Anne rolls her eyes, looking at Vicki. Anne Dior Kashaut: “This kind of drag is outdated. And did you notice, she has that sort of HORRID wig on?” Vicki adjusts her wig. Mrs Vicki Anderson: “Drag is the ultimate expression of fabulousness for me. I love it- the ability to dress up, have fun and let people enjoy the show! I am a Queen for all ages. In North Dakota, there aren’t all that many places where someone like me can perform, so my drag is for everyone, and I want everyone to feel welcome and proud to do drag and enjoy the world that is my silly little drag.” “This is such a cute concept.” Shayla smiles. “What’s your name?” “Well, I’m Mrs Vicki Anderson, and I love drag. I'm 40 years old and excited!” Vicki cheers. “Wow, we have some GRANDMOTHERS here.” HerShe says with a smirk. “Let’s not be saying that. We have some babies too.” Francesca looks at HerShe coolly, filling her nails. HerShe looks scared for a moment, then laughs. “I’m just a drag mom.” Vicki smiles. “Not a grandma yet! The scene in North Dakota is pretty small.” “Ohhhh you’re a Big Sky kinda girl…” Nakomis nods thoughtfully. “Sure thing! She’s my neighbor!” Vicki chortles. Anne Dior Kashaut: “Isn’t this a modern competition? Searching for the next Drag Superstar? I’m not super trying to go back in time right now.” It’s Drag Time! Chronologica steps into the werkroom, and everyone nods, excitedly. Nakomis Lotus: “As we can tell, the clothes and items are ALREADY here. Split premiere, season 3, episode 1 and 2, IF you watched the show!” Carly Shay Jepsen: “What the fuck is a split premiere? Do they even have bananas at the movie theater?” … Carly Shay Jepsen: “Oh, I prefer a two-parter, hey! Sure!” Hello, racers! I’m thrilled to welcome you to the slaaaaaytastic Season 6 of Chronologica’s Drag Race! Here, you’ll be competing for the chance to win a spectacular crown and scepter from Moxie Maniac jewels, plus an extra-special grand prize of $100,000. “No prize increase this time around?!” Nakomis jokes. The others look on. One of you could become the next Drag Superstar… or, you could lose against one of the competitors who entered the FIRST time around. All I can say is this- we’ve already had a lip sync, and it’s going to be an interesting journey seeing where we go from there. Francesca La Fataliá: “I note the interesting wording. For some, the words lip sync may elicit fear, but to me, it doesn’t. I am a drag Queen, and I love to lip sync. Of course.” For your very first challenge, you’re proving your worth in a premiere talent show. Show us what your special talent is, and how it’s a reflection of YOUR brand, first and FOREMOST. Good luck! And don’t fuck it up! Mrs. Vicki Anderson: “For me, drag is so fun. It is so entertaining and most of all, my drag is something I can do. Only me! Because everyone is talented, everyone is exciting in their own unique ways. A talent show is a fabulous way to show it off.” ~ The racers begin to de-drag and start looking at each other, preparing for each other’s station to be determined. Shayla Moon: “Now, I am proudly in a relationship with two of the hottest, most kind men in the world, but I’m also an ethical skank, so of course, when we begin de-dragging, I start looking.” “Oh, Ms. Anne…” Shayla whispers to Carly. “Kinda a twunk?” Anne picks up both her suitcases at once, her muscles on show as Shayla begins to fan herself. “…Can I come join your station?” Nakomis looks over at Anne, as Anne shakes her head. “Bonjour. Oui, en supposant que vous compreniez le français?. If not, farewell?” Anne smiles. “…I don’t speak French.” Nakomis looks at Anne. “Oui, vous êtes inutile.” Anne laughs, looking deadpan at Nakomis. Nakomis’ face goes blank. Anne Dior Kashaut: “English is not my first language I speak. It is also a very ugly language. If there were to be a Drag Race in Luxembourg, I would win that, but instead I am here, speaking in the tongue of a rat. Bleh.” “Nakomis, girl, come with me!” HerShe waves Nakomis over. Nakomis nods, running over, as Anne pulls out tape blocking her section. “Okay, I get the hot twunk thing, but I also don’t TRUST a twunk.” Carly says. “They’re… suspicious. This one gives a cursed, demonic energy.” Anne smiles, looking at a picture of herself that she has put on the wall- a calendar with her face on it, and the current date, the words ’WIN’ on it. “Yeah, I do prefer a fem queen, often enough.” Shayla ponders. “But also, you with those glasses?” “ME?!” Carly gasps. Shayla Moon: “I’d definitely make out with Carly.” “You’re cute as hell!” Shayla says, looking over. “And then there’s…” The two stare at HerShe, who’s taken her top off. “Jesus Christ.” Carly gasps. “I am a bit nervous about not being able to keep up with my lifting…” HerShe says to Nakomis, who’s also staring at HerShe’s bare chest. “Yeah, totally, like…” Nakomis nods, trailing off. “I just really value the gym. For me, it’s part of the persona, in and out of drag.” HerShe nods. “HerShe and Max.” “Yeah….” Nakomis nods. … “Yeahhhhhh I want to make out with everyone.” Shayla says to Carly. “I don’t know about you, but what I want to do is win, man!” Carly jokes, and the two laugh. “Win the crown, win a thousand hearts…can’t I do it all?” Shayla winks. Carly Shay Jepsen: “Love love LOVE Shayla. Amazing energy. Like, the other girls are cool and all, but this bitch is FUN. And I’m fun! We’re gonna get along great.” … “I feel a lot of THIRST in the air.” Vicki smiles, looking at Francesca. “Certainly a lot of staring.” Francesca adds, irritated. “I don’t know if I’m quite as pretty as the others-“ “Pretty doesn’t grab a crown or title.” Francesca says. “My family certainly isn’t a bunch of children. It’s talent.” “I think these kids have talent too!” Vicki grins. Francesca purses her lips. “That remains to be seen.” ~ Chronologica goes to visit the racers. HerShe Kiss! What a twist it is seeing YOU here. “Doesn’t it feel RIGHT, though?” HerShe smiles, chuckling in a playful manner and throwing her long, flowing boy locks over her shoulder, in a flounce like she’s done it 1000s of times before. It feels like a grand opportunity to me. HerShe smiles. Tell me, what is your talent show? “I’ll be doing a sexy, hot STRIPTEASE.” HerShe smiles. I kinda expected that! “Oh, yay!” HerShe winks. “You know me well.” Not necessarily a good thing. HerShe looks at Chronologica with a nod, as Anne appears to start listening in. Not a bad thing either, but I do want to understand. Why this? How does this reflect your drag? “It’s hot, it’s about sex appeal and fun, and you’re going to want to eat me all up. Just like a chocolate HerShe Kiss.” HerShe smiles. Well, this is a great opportunity to see you do you. I’m looking forward to that. HerShe nods. Anne Dior Kashaut: “Let me tell all of you dumb Americans on the television THIS: your chocolate? Is HORRIBLE.” “I think that went well.” HerShe says to Nakomis, who snaps her fingers excitedly. Anne Dior Kashaut: “I’m from Luxembourg. We are not the masters of chocolate, either. I can tell you that, the title belongs to the Swiss.” “Well, we love to hear that…” Nakomis smiles. “Edit in your favor…” Anne Dior Kashaut: “But the issue with American chocolate is this problem.” Anne looks into the camera, taking out a Hershey's chocolate bar. Anne raises the chocolate bar to the camera. Anne Dior Kashaut: “Look at this chocolate. So AMERICAN.” Anne swirls the bar around. Anne Dior Kashaut: “A typical reflection of the American values. A marketing focused object. The chocolate bar is simple, has been like this for years, you know? It is the American Hershey brand. They all love it. But it’s far too sweet.” Anne shakes her head. Anne Dior Kashaut: “The issue: the chocolate is overly sweet. It’s not designed for a sophisticated palate. It is not designed to elicit complex feelings. It is mass produced and it is EASY. And HerShe Kiss?” Anne scoffs. “I do hot drag. I’m going to showcase the body.” HerShe smiles. “Point blank.” Anne Dior Kashaut: “Mass-produced, generic-brand American chocolate. She’s nothing of style, she’s nothing of taste, she’s not for me. She’s easy. And easy takes you nowhere.” Anne squashes the Hershey’s chocolate bar, and throws it behind herself. … Hi, Shayla! Love the crop top. Shayla shimmies, stretching to show off their Sailor Moon crop tee. Anne Dior Kashaut: “I can’t look. What is she wearing?” Shayla Moon: “I’m not shy about my body, and I’m not shy about being a blerd. You’re getting what you’re getting, 100% of it.” Tell me, how do you feel about the talent show? “I am a perfectionist.” Shayla smiles. Good or bad thing? “Good, mostly. In this case, certainly. Because I really do think my talent is going to be fantastic, because I have planned, prepared and thought it through a thousand and three times, and come to THIS conclusion.” Not a thousand, but a thousand and 3? “Yes. I am an anxious mess.” Shayla winks. “My ass is fat, but so is my desire for validation and my need to perform well.” Chronologica chuckles. Tell me, what’s this talent? “I’m going to need you to stay with me, okay?” Shayla looks at Chronologica. Sure. “A lip sync to bad romance.” Shayla starts. Simple. “I have a Rabbit.” A bunny? “The… toy.” Shayla smirks. OH, that kind! “Yes. Who doesn’t love a toy?” True. Shayla smiles. “This is a malfunctioning toy.” Oh dear- what happened? Shayla makes a cute pouty face. “Overuse.” Chronologica laughs. “Whilst I lip sync, I’m dismantling this thing, and remaking it. Dancing around stage while I’m rewiring its pieces and adding some new special tricks. And then obviously it gets fixed at the end, and well…” Shayla sticks her tongue out. How does this represent… you? “I'm an engineer out of drag. I love a magical girl. I’m obsessed with the transformation story, the level-up, the design of it all…and my brand is fundamentally cheeky, sexy, cute. . It’s all of that.” I’ll admit- it’s nothing I’ve seen before. BUT… I want to see how you do it. Shayla grins. “Get ready!” Shayla Moon: “I know I am doing something off-kilter. But that’s me. I wouldn’t have it any other way.” … Hello, Nakomis. “Chronologica, I cannot believe I am here. This is the werkroom moment, you getting to chat to me about what I’m doing this week!” Nakomis says excitedly. Anne Dior Kashaut: “Nakomis is annoying. And also far too transparent about their perspectives. Too many cards she is having on the table.” Well, you’re here. So ground yourself in this moment and enjoy it. Nakomis closes her eyes and smiles, a single tear rolling down her face. …Are you crying? “It’s just SO good.” Nakomis laughs. Okay, tell me, tell me, what is your talent show? “A comedy set about my failed love life.” Nakomis nods. Oh, wow, someone did comedy last week, and they were in the bottom! Nakomis Lotus: “ALARM BELLS!” “Oh, well I don’t plan to be.” Nakomis smiles. Tell me, do you host? “I do, I’ve done it as part of my talent circuit in the pageant scene.” Nakomis nods. Okay… Okay… Nakomis smiles. And how does this represent Nakomis Lotus? “Lotus is part of my heritage–it’s beauty–and Nakomis is my favorite reality tv contestant. She’s real, and tv has taught me a lot, including playing it comedic. Having the jokes is always good for your edit. So I am doing that.” Then why don’t you do the stand-up about that? Reality television? It seems like that’s more core to who you are as an artist. “You raise good….points.” Nakomis nods. “Maybe so…” Think about it, Nakomis. Best of luck! ~ The next day, the racers get ready for the main stage. Nakomis is sitting on her own, writing new notes. “…Nakomis, you’re writing. A bit late?” Anne smiles, already fully dressed. “Chronologica kinda suggested to shift shit up. So, I’m writing a new set.” Nakomis says. “Whole different concept.” “Interesting.” Anne ponders. “You’ve seen the show, I believe?” “Of course I have!” Nakomis says with a loud bark. “We know it doesn’t always work changing, last minute. Have you considered perhaps…” Anne stops herself. “Considered what?” Nakomis raises an eyebrow. “I’ve honestly come here to win- I am quite focused on that, to be transparent, and I don’t really care for helping, but I’d suggest actually COMBINING concepts. That’s what I’d do.” Anne Dior Kashaut: “I am, actively making sure she does badly.” “That- listening to Chronologica, AND doing your own thing- wildly enough, I don’t know if it’s been done before?” Nakomis shakes her head, pondering. “It hasn’t. Maybe…” Anne Dior Kashaut: “If she does both, to me, she’ll fail to do EITHER section well. And that’s to my detriment, to aid my likelihood of being in the top. And honestly, she does likely know things that could be useful, so maybe her going early helps.” Anne smiles. “Yeah. I’m going to do that.” Nakomis grins. “So, I feel like, Vicki- Francesca, I didn’t really hear about your talents!” Carly grins, as they start to drag-up. “I’ve heard Shayla’s-“ “I’m excited.” Shayla smiles. “…Are you wearing flared jeans for the talent show?” Francesca asks. “Well, yes!” Carly nods. “…I am doing something that’s near and dear to my heart.” Vicki smiles. “Singing.” “Oh, fuck yeah, I’m a singer too!” Carly cheers. “Oh, lovely!” Vicki smiles. “I’m certainly not.” Francesca continues to paint her face. “For me, I’ve always wanted to be on Broadway. I tried, but I just- I have a lovely grandmother, who’s cared for me since I was 6.” Vicki starts. “Oh…” Carly smiles. “My mother- my birth mother, she was addicted to all kinds of things, so grandma Vicki raised me. She inspired me- and obviously is one of my namesakes. But when I hit 18, she got sick. I realized I couldn’t go to that big city, the Big Apple…” The others nod sadly. “I had to instead care for her. But, at the same time- I found drag. I found I could take up those singer dreams in a little persona.” Vicki’s eyes light up. “Grandma Vicki didn’t always understand everything I was doing, but she always supported me. Even in little old Jamestown.” “So sweet.” HerShe smiles absentmindedly. “I really found I didn’t need to go to New York, in the end. Sure, my audiences are smaller, but since they don’t see drag very often, it’s a big deal. Art in the little small places matters so, so, SO much, maybe even more. Nakomis, you get it, right?” Vicki smiles. Nakomis looks surprised, looking up from her notes nervously. “Huh?” Vicki looks apologetic. “Coming from Oklahoma, I mean.” Nakomis nods. “Oh, yeah.” She goes back to writing. Nakomis Lotus: “Aghhhh I really want to engage–I know being in conversations like this is how I start building alliances! But I need to make sure I don’t go home, first!” “I totally get what you mean, though, Vicki.” Carly speaks up. “I didn’t really have any of those problems because I was so successful getting gigs right off the bat, but I bet it would be really hard to do drag somewhere so backwater!” Shayla Moon: “Oh…Carly…that’s not…” Shayla laughs. Vicki laughs. “I don’t know if you understood exactly–” “I’m giving this popstar sensation rave performance just because I know it’s what the girls at home in the middle of nowhere need to see!” Carly smiles broadly. “Singing, dancing, glow-lights, flashy denim, like, everyone loves a tv-girlie all grown up!” Anne Dior Kashaut: “Everyone? No.” “I mean! Chronologica said we’re supposed to do a talent that shows off our best skills and lines up with our brand! So that’s what I’m doing!” Carly chuckles, twirling around with a smile. “Me too, Carly.” Vicki shakes her head, chuckling. Francesca La Fataliá: “Carly is obviously a little stupid, yeah…but there’s something about her I can’t put my finger on. The same can’t be said for these so-called ‘pageant girls.’” Francesca purses her lips. “My performance is a full giallo spectacle. Reveals upon reveals, horror thrills upon thrills, dark mysteries and surprises, and of course, a lip sync. La gialla femina–best believe it will be enjoyed.” “Do you think that it is perhaps a bit…predictable?” Anne asks, trying to play innocent. “Predictable?” Francesca’s tone curls in irritation. “Well, quite, yes. I personally am known for being fantastically pretty, but I am not just parading around my body and how pretty I am. I will work to be the surprise in the talent show. Taking advantage of my natural talents, and twisting them into something new.” Anne smiles haughtily. Francesca seethes. “You think my horror reveal performance won’t surprise?” Anne Dior Kashaut: “Now. Italian chocolate is a different type of story. Bitter, truffley, over-flavor, nutty. It lingers in the mouth, even when you do not want it. Little bits of powder get all over and everywhere.” HerShe applies her blush, puffing her lips as she looks in the mirror, while Francesca glares at Anne with an icy expression. Anne shrugs. “I just mean that it is exactly what everyone would think you would be doing.” Anne Dior Kashaut: “The good thing about a Hershey’s bar of chocolate is that it is essentially harmless. It is not biting enough to do anything to anyone too bad, and you can throw it away, and not have a problem. An Italian chocolate, however…Amadei? Caffarel? Domori?” “You’re so funny, Anne.” Francesca says, gritting her teeth. “What is giallo, may I ask?” Shayla looks over, as Francesca’s face suddenly softens. “I am not the most pop culture-oriented.” “That’s crazy, because I look at you, and think ANIME!” Carly grins. “I know anime, but I don’t know much else, honestly.” Shayla shrugs. “Giallo means yellow, in Italian. But the real origins of it for me are the murder mysteries- Italian horror movies. My brother was a huge fan- he actually enjoyed it in its heyday, the… 70s.” “Old.” Anne whispers. “They are shocking horror movies–blood, gore and guts. But beyond it, the main theme lies in going beyond the Anglo-American taxonomic boring imaginary.” Francesca shrugs. “What’s that-” Carly raises an eyebrow. “...Mean?” “It’s not the typical-” Francesca contorts her mouth. “American horror moment!!!” She speaks in an faux American accent. “It’s about the confusing genre mix. It is hard to understand, it is inaccessible, it is terrifying…” “I love that.” Shayla smiles. “Orgasma, blood and black lace, paranoia…” Francesca speaks with passion in her voice. “And I believe I can do so much with this in my drag. For me, the idea of transformation into a dark, alternative form of drag- something art, something confusing, exciting and bloody… that’s my drag. And for this BRANDING challenge-” Francesca looks at Anne. “It is the perfect choice I believe. It’s my talent.” Shayla Moon: “I can’t believe that Francesca… is such a damn nerd like me!” Shayla laughs. “What did you say?” Anne eyes Francesca, looking over. “I said…” Francesca looks straight at Anne. “I’m going to slaughter you.” Anne Dior Kashaut: “So… the real thing is, Italian chocolate is going to kill your dog, in thirty minutes.” An alarm sounds, announcing it’s time for the talent show to begin. Carly and Shayla whoop with enthusiasm. Vicki rubs her hands together eagerly. HerShe dabs a bit more blush onto her nose. Nakomis looks up from her notes, gasping in surprise. Anne smirks. Anne Dior Kashaut: “In the worst case scenario, I know my dog will not be the one dying today.” ~ Stats Voting Spreadsheet |
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Best Brunch in Salem Ma Welcome to our culinary journey through Salem, Massachusetts, where we've uncovered the most delectable brunch spots.From cozy cafes to historic eateries, Salem has something to satisfy every brunch craving.Picture yourself savoring mouthwatering omelets and benedicts at Reds Sandwich Shop or enjoying a sunny outdoor brunch at Red Line Cafe.If you long for a more upscale experience, indulge in Nathaniels Restaurant's delightful steaks in a romantic Victorian ambiance.Join us as we guide you to the best brunch in Salem, MA.Key TakeawaysSalem, MA offers a diverse range of brunch options, from casual dining spots like Reds Sandwich Shop and Ugly Mug Diner, to upscale dining experiences at Nathaniels Restaurant.Outdoor seating is available at Red Line Cafe, where customers can enjoy crepes, wraps, and a wide selection of coffee options.Dog-friendly options are available at Longboards Restaurant & Bar, which offers a casual dining experience and a dog-friendly patio.For those looking for a historic atmosphere, Turners Seafood is housed in a historic structure and offers appetizing brunch plates like fish and clams, along with dessert options.Casual Dining OptionsBased on our knowledge, there are several casual dining options in Salem, MA that offer delectable brunch dishes. One standout option is Reds Sandwich Shop, located in downtown Salem. This cozy spot offers unique menu offerings such as omelets, sandwiches, and toasts. The flavors of their dishes are exceptional, with ingredients that are locally sourced, ensuring freshness and quality. The omelets are fluffy and packed with a variety of fillings, while the sandwiches are made with perfectly toasted bread and a generous amount of fillings. The presentation of each dish is also impressive, with vibrant colors and thoughtful plating.Another casual dining spot worth mentioning is Ugly Mug Diner. Their brunch menu features scrumptious plates like benedicts and huevos rancheros. The dishes are bursting with flavor and textures, leaving your taste buds satisfied. The use of local ingredients adds a level of freshness to each bite. The service at both establishments is friendly and efficient, making for an overall enjoyable dining experience.With these unique menu offerings and the use of local ingredients, both Reds Sandwich Shop and Ugly Mug Diner are top contenders for a delicious brunch in Salem, MA.Transitioning to the next section about outdoor seating, let's explore another brunch option in Salem that offers a lovely outdoor dining experience.Outdoor SeatingWhen it comes to outdoor seating options in Salem, MA, there are a few key points to consider.First, we should explore whether the restaurant has a patio or garden seating area, as this can greatly enhance the dining experience.Secondly, it's important to know if there are scenic views available from the outdoor seating, as this can add an extra element of beauty to your meal.Lastly, it's worth finding out if the restaurant has any weather contingency plans in case of rain or other inclement weather, to ensure that your brunch plans aren't disrupted.Patio or Garden SeatingWe love dining at Red Line Cafe because they offer outdoor seating, perfect for enjoying crepes and coffee in their beautiful garden space. The patio is adorned with vibrant flowers and lush greenery, creating a serene and peaceful atmosphere. As we sit at our table, we are surrounded by the sights and sounds of nature, making our dining experience truly delightful. The table below provides a comparison of some of Salem's best brunch spots with outdoor seating, highlighting their unique features and standout dishes.RestaurantOutdoor SeatingSpecialty DishRed Line CafeYesCrepesLongboards RestaurantYesFlatbreadsTurner's SeafoodNoClam ChowderScratch KitchenYesFarm-to-Table BrunchSea Level Oyster BarYesLobster RollWith so many great options to choose from, Salem's hidden gems offer a variety of delicious brunch dishes in a picturesque outdoor setting. Transitioning into the next section, we will explore the scenic views available at some of these dining establishments.Scenic Views AvailableHave you seen the scenic views available at the restaurants with outdoor seating in Salem? The best brunch spots with waterfront seating offer not only delicious food but also stunning vistas that enhance the dining experience.Picture yourself sitting on a spacious patio, overlooking the shimmering waters while enjoying a mouthwatering meal. The flavors, textures, and presentation of the dishes are carefully crafted to create a memorable dining experience. From fluffy omelets bursting with fresh ingredients to decadent benedicts drenched in creamy hollandaise sauce, each dish is a work of art.As a food critic, our objective analysis assesses each brunch option based on various criteria such as taste, creativity, quality of ingredients, portion size, value for money, and service. By providing comparative insights, we help readers understand the distinct characteristics and strengths of each establishment, enabling them to make the best decision based on their preferences.Now, let's move on to the weather contingency plans.Weather Contingency Plans?Let's discuss the available options for outdoor seating in case of inclement weather at these brunch spots in Salem, MA.When it comes to brunch in bad weather, having indoor seating options is crucial. Fortunately, many of the brunch spots in Salem offer cozy and comfortable indoor spaces for diners to enjoy their meal.Reds Sandwich Shop, Ugly Mug Diner, Turners Seafood, Nathaniels Restaurant, and Gulu-Gulu Cafe are just a few examples of establishments that provide indoor seating options. These restaurants not only offer a warm and inviting atmosphere but also serve a wide range of delicious brunch dishes.From omelets and sandwiches to fish and steaks, there's something for everyone. So, don't let the weather dampen your brunch plans in Salem - just head indoors and enjoy a delightful meal in a cozy setting.Dog-Friendly OptionsWhen it comes to dog-friendly options in Salem, MA, one standout choice is Longboards Restaurant & Bar.Not only does this casual diner offer delicious brunch plates like burgers, sandwiches, and flatbreads, but it also has a dog-friendly patio where your furry friend can join you.Additionally, Longboards provides entertainment with a table shuffleboard game, making it a great spot for both you and your four-legged companion.Dog-Friendly Patio AvailabilityWe can enjoy brunch with our furry friends at Longboards Restaurant & Bar, which offers a dog-friendly patio for us to relax and dine on delicious brunch plates.Here are the highlights of their brunch menu:The 'Ultimate Breakfast Burger': A juicy beef patty topped with melted cheese, crispy bacon, a perfectly fried egg, and tangy homemade sauce. The flavors blend together harmoniously, creating a mouthwatering combination.'Avocado Toast Deluxe': Thick slices of artisan bread topped with creamy avocado, roasted cherry tomatoes, and a sprinkling of feta cheese. The textures of the smooth avocado and juicy tomatoes provide a delightful contrast.'Chicken and Waffles': Crispy fried chicken served on top of fluffy Belgian waffles, drizzled with maple syrup. The chicken is perfectly seasoned and the waffles are light and airy, creating a satisfying sweet and savory combination.'Smoked Salmon Flatbread': Thin and crispy flatbread topped with smoked salmon, cream cheese, red onions, capers, and fresh dill. The presentation is visually appealing, with vibrant colors and a balance of flavors.Longboards Restaurant & Bar not only offers a dog-friendly patio, but also delivers a delicious brunch experience with a variety of flavorful dishes.Now, let's move on to our next topic: casual diners that welcome dogs.Casual Diner With DogsLongboards Restaurant & Bar is a fantastic casual diner that welcomes dogs and offers a dog-friendly patio for us to enjoy our meal with our furry companions. The ambiance is laid-back and inviting, with live music playing in the background, making it the perfect spot for a casual dining experience with a farm-to-table twist.The menu at Longboards is diverse and mouthwatering, featuring brunch plates like juicy burgers, hearty sandwiches, and flavorful flatbreads. Each dish is crafted with care, using fresh and locally sourced ingredients, resulting in vibrant flavors and satisfying textures. The presentation is visually appealing, with each plate beautifully arranged and garnished.The service is friendly and attentive, ensuring a pleasant dining experience. Longboards Restaurant & Bar truly offers a delightful brunch experience that combines great food, a casual atmosphere, and the joy of being able to bring our furry friends along. And to top it off, they even have a table shuffleboard game available for some added entertainment.Table Shuffleboard Game AvailableThere are several dog-friendly options in Salem, and one of them even has a table shuffleboard game available for us to enjoy. Here are four popular table shuffleboard game venues in Salem:Longboards Restaurant & Bar: This casual diner offers a wide range of brunch plates like burgers, sandwiches, and flatbreads. The standout feature of this venue is the table shuffleboard game available for patrons to play while enjoying their meal. With a dog-friendly patio and a wide selection of cocktails, wine, and beer options, Longboards is a great choice for a laid-back and fun brunch experience.Reds Sandwich Shop: Located in downtown Salem, Reds Sandwich Shop is a casual dining spot known for its delectable dishes like omelets, sandwiches, and toasts. While they don't have a table shuffleboard game, they offer a cozy and inviting atmosphere that's perfect for enjoying a leisurely brunch with your furry friend.Ugly Mug Diner: With its bustling atmosphere and scrumptious plates like benedicts and huevos rancheros, Ugly Mug Diner is a must-visit brunch spot in Salem. While they don't have a table shuffleboard game, their standout facade and lively ambiance make it a popular choice among locals and tourists alike.Nathaniels Restaurant: Located inside the Hawthorne Hotel, Nathaniels Restaurant offers an upscale dining experience with delightful brunch offerings like toasts and steaks. While they don't have a table shuffleboard game, the romantic ambiance with a Victorian vibe and the soothing grand piano music in the background create a sophisticated and elegant atmosphere for brunch.These are just a few of the options available in Salem for a dog-friendly brunch with the added benefit of a table shuffleboard game. Whether you're looking for a casual and laid-back experience or an upscale and refined ambiance, Salem has something to offer for everyone.Historic AtmosphereTurners Seafood, housed in a historic structure, combines traditional and modern elements in its decor, creating a unique and captivating historic atmosphere. As we step into the restaurant, we're immediately transported back in time with its charming traditional decor. The dimly lit space exudes a romantic ambiance, with vintage-inspired chandeliers casting a warm glow over the room. The walls are adorned with antique photographs and maritime memorabilia, adding to the nostalgic feel. The wooden furniture and exposed brick walls further enhance the historic charm.Now, let's dive into the brunch offerings at Turners Seafood. The menu boasts a variety of appetizing dishes, each carefully crafted with flavors that tantalize the taste buds. One standout dish is the fish and chips brunch special. The perfectly fried fish is crispy on the outside, while the tender and flaky interior melts in your mouth. Accompanied by a side of golden fries and tangy tartar sauce, this dish is a seafood lover's dream.Another must-try is the clam chowder. Served in a bread bowl, this hearty soup is rich and creamy, with chunks of succulent clams and tender potatoes. The flavors are well-balanced, and the presentation is impeccable. Each spoonful is a comforting, warm embrace.Overall, Turners Seafood offers a truly memorable brunch experience. The historic atmosphere, combined with the delicious dishes, creates a dining experience that's both nostalgic and satisfying. Whether you're a history enthusiast or simply looking for a delicious brunch, Turners Seafood is a must-visit in Salem, MA.Upscale DiningWe frequently enjoy indulging in upscale dining experiences, savoring the exquisite flavors and elegant ambiance that Nathaniels Restaurant at the Hawthorne Hotel offers. The brunch menu at Nathaniels is a delightful culinary journey that leaves us craving more.Toast Trio: The first item on the menu is a beautifully presented toast trio. Each slice of bread is perfectly toasted and topped with a different savory spread. From creamy avocado to tangy goat cheese and smoked salmon, the flavors are harmonious and well-balanced. The textures are equally pleasing, with the crunch of the toast contrasting with the smoothness of the spreads. The presentation is artful, with each toast carefully arranged on a pristine white plate.Steak and Eggs: For those seeking a heartier option, the steak and eggs dish is a true indulgence. The steak is cooked to perfection, tender and juicy with a rich charred crust. The eggs are cooked to order, with silky yolks that ooze out as you cut into them. The dish is accompanied by a medley of roasted potatoes and sautéed vegetables, adding depth and flavor to every bite.Eggs Benedict: Nathaniels' rendition of the classic eggs benedict is a culinary masterpiece. The poached eggs are perfectly cooked, with velvety yolks that flow out when pierced. The hollandaise sauce is rich and creamy, adding a luxurious touch to the dish. The English muffin base is toasted to perfection, providing a satisfying crunch. The dish is topped with a generous portion of smoked salmon, adding a savory and smoky element that elevates the flavors even further.Belgian Waffles: The brunch experience at Nathaniels wouldn't be complete without the indulgence of perfectly fluffy Belgian waffles. These waffles are a work of art, with a crisp exterior and a light and airy interior. Topped with a generous dollop of whipped cream and fresh berries, each bite is a symphony of flavors and textures. The waffles are served with a side of warm maple syrup, allowing you to customize the sweetness to your liking.The overall experience at Nathaniels is one of elegance and sophistication. The romantic ambiance, with its Victorian vibe and grand piano music in the background, adds an extra touch of charm to the dining experience. The attentive service and attention to detail make every visit a memorable one.Nathaniels Restaurant at the Hawthorne Hotel is truly a gem in Salem, offering a brunch experience that's unparalleled in its flavors, presentation, and overall dining experience.Bakery and CafeWhile we were exploring the best brunch options in Salem, we stumbled upon Jodi Bee Bakes, a bakery and cafe that specializes in pastries and serves exquisite sandwiches and salads. With its farm-to-table experience, Jodi Bee Bakes offers a delightful array of dishes that are sure to satisfy any brunch cravings.Let's take a closer look at some of the mouthwatering options available at Jodi Bee Bakes:DishDescriptionCroissant SandwichA flaky and buttery croissant filled with tender slices of ham, melted Swiss cheese, and a tangy Dijon mustard. The combination of flavors creates a perfect balance between savory and tangy. The croissant itself is light and airy, providing a delicate and satisfying bite.Caprese SaladA vibrant and refreshing salad consisting of ripe, juicy tomatoes, creamy mozzarella cheese, and fresh basil leaves. The dish is drizzled with a tangy balsamic glaze, adding a delightful sweetness to the overall flavor profile. The combination of textures, from the juicy tomatoes to the creamy cheese, creates a satisfying and refreshing bite.Chocolate Hazelnut PastryA decadent and indulgent pastry filled with rich chocolate and crunchy hazelnuts. The flaky layers of pastry melt in your mouth, while the combination of chocolate and hazelnut creates a heavenly flavor. This pastry is a true delight for any chocolate lover.At Jodi Bee Bakes, not only are the dishes bursting with flavor and beautifully presented, but the overall experience is also top-notch. The staff is friendly and attentive, ensuring that every customer feels welcomed and well taken care of. The cozy atmosphere of the bakery and cafe adds to the charm and makes it the perfect spot for a relaxing brunch.Transitioning into the subsequent section about the 'eclectic atmosphere', we couldn't help but notice another gem in Salem: Gulu-Gulu Cafe.Eclectic AtmosphereAs brunch enthusiasts, one option we can't resist exploring is Gulu-Gulu Cafe, with its eclectic atmosphere and live music performances. Here is a detailed description of the brunch dishes at Gulu-Gulu Cafe:The Breakfast Sandwich: This hearty sandwich features a perfectly toasted English muffin filled with fluffy scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, and melted cheddar cheese. The flavors meld together harmoniously, providing a satisfying start to your day. The sandwich is accompanied by a side of golden hash browns, cooked to crispy perfection.Avocado Toast: Gulu-Gulu Cafe's take on this popular brunch dish is a true delight. A thick slice of artisanal bread is generously topped with creamy avocado, sprinkled with a hint of sea salt, and finished with a drizzle of tangy balsamic glaze. The combination of creamy avocado and crunchy bread creates a delightful textural contrast.Mediterranean Salad: For those looking for a lighter brunch option, the Mediterranean salad is a must-try. Crisp mixed greens are tossed with juicy tomatoes, tangy Kalamata olives, creamy feta cheese, and a zesty lemon vinaigrette. The flavors are fresh and vibrant, making this salad a refreshing choice.Matcha Latte: To accompany your brunch, Gulu-Gulu Cafe offers a wide selection of coffee and tea. The matcha latte is a standout choice. The vibrant green tea flavor is balanced perfectly with creamy steamed milk, creating a smooth and comforting beverage.Overall, Gulu-Gulu Cafe offers a unique and vibrant brunch experience, with its eclectic atmosphere, live music performances, and delicious brunch options.Frequently Asked QuestionsAre Reservations Required at Any of the Brunch Spots Mentioned in the Article?At some of the brunch spots mentioned in the article, reservations may be required. It's best to check with each restaurant for their specific reservations policy.When planning your visit, consider popular times and weekends when brunch spots tend to be busier. It's always a good idea to make a reservation in advance to ensure you have a table.Do Any of the Brunch Places Have Vegetarian or Vegan Options?Yes, there are brunch spots in Salem, MA that offer vegetarian and vegan options. Some of the restaurants with outdoor seating mentioned in the article may have these options available.The outdoor seating provides a lovely atmosphere to enjoy your meal while savoring the flavors of the plant-based dishes. These vegetarian and vegan options cater to those with specific dietary preferences and provide a delightful brunch experience in Salem, MA.Are There Any Gluten-Free Brunch Options Available at the Mentioned Restaurants?Yes, there are gluten-free brunch options available at the mentioned restaurants in Salem, MA.Some notable spots include Reds Sandwich Shop, which offers gluten-free omelets, sandwiches, and toasts.Ugly Mug Diner serves delicious gluten-free benedicts and huevos rancheros.Red Line Cafe provides a wide selection of gluten-free crepes, wraps, and muffins.Longboards Restaurant & Bar offers gluten-free brunch plates like burgers, sandwiches, and flatbreads.Scratch Kitchen is a farm-to-table restaurant that offers creative gluten-free brunch dishes using locally sourced ingredients.Do Any of the Brunch Spots Offer a Bottomless Mimosa or Drink Special During Brunch Hours?Yes, some of the brunch spots in Salem, MA offer bottomless mimosa or drink specials during brunch hours.For example, Nathaniels Restaurant, located inside the Hawthorne Hotel, provides a delightful brunch experience with the option of bottomless mimosas. The elegant ambiance, Victorian vibe, and background grand piano music create a romantic atmosphere to enjoy your brunch.The mimosas perfectly complement the delicious brunch offerings, such as their delectable toasts and juicy steaks. It's a must-try for those looking for a special brunch experience.Are There Any Brunch Places in Salem That Offer Live Entertainment or Music During Brunch Hours?Yes, there are brunch places in Salem that offer live entertainment or music during brunch hours.One such place is Gulu-Gulu Cafe, an eclectic cafe with a cozy atmosphere. They not only offer a wide selection of brunch options like sandwiches, salads, and soups, but also feature live music performances that add to the vibrant ambiance.ConclusionAs we conclude our exploration of the best brunch spots in Salem, Massachusetts, we invite you to indulge in the enchanting flavors and delightful experiences these restaurants have to offer.From the casual and cozy atmosphere of Reds Sandwich Shop to the upscale elegance of Nathaniels Restaurant, each establishment brings its own unique flair to the brunch scene.So grab a seat, savor the flavors, and let your taste buds embark on a culinary journey through the charming city of Salem. submitted by Sweet-Count2557 to worldkidstravel [link] [comments] |
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