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I need all of the details. About to buy my first bike and want to make sure I’m prepared.
Gloves - I have small hands and typically size small gloves are too long in the finger. But what’s everyone’s favorites?
Armored Jackets / shirts / vests - I think I look the of the armored shirts and vests the most so I can still dress the way I enjoy (vest over personal hoodie, long sleeve armored shirts under personal jackets, etc) any recommendations?
Armored pants - I’m 5’4 180lbs and it’s all in the thighs - what are some armored pants for the curvy ladies?
Riding shoes / boots - What are your recommendations?
Helmet- Planning on going with the AGV K6 S DOT (E2206)
Planning to paint match my bike to my car which is a San Marino Blue color with silver or maybe white accents so I’m probably looking to wearing black or black with white accent gear!

A thread for new collectors to ask basic questions of the community.
Frequently Asked Questions below!
A longer version of the subreddit rules is here.
For questions specifically concerning bootlegs or vendor legitimacy, please ask in the Bootleg Megathread.
NSFW & Spoiler Guidelines

• For Self Posts: include a bolded NSFW note next to links in that post.
• For Links to sites/images: If the figure is NSFW, or the website has any NSFW content (including ads) be sure to tag your post NSFW and use the appropriate link flair.

Bootlegs
Any collection posts containing bootlegs, comments advocating buying bootlegs, or links to sites selling bootlegs, recasts, or unlicensed merchandise will be removed.
People often ask about the legitimacy and/or safety of a number of websites which sell large resin statues. The more commonly-asked of those deal primarily in resins from studios which do not have a license from the Japanese IP holders to produce merchandise. Therefore links to those sites are not permitted here. Another sign is if MyFigureCollection doesn't list the either the statue, its manufacturer, or the shop it's being sold on.
MyFigureCollection
My Figure Collection is like MyAnimeList... but for figures! Their database includes thousands of items which been produced during the last couple of decades, along with reviews of shops and other helpful articles. One can also list their own collection and post gallery photos.
Shops

Retailers:
AmiAmi HobbySearch Mandarake (sells rare figures) Good Smile Company Online Shop (often has exclusives) Good Smile Company US shop Crunchyroll Store Hobby Link Japan (aka HLJ) Solaris Japan (MFC partner) BigBadToyStore (MFC partner, US retailer) Big in Japan (also has proxy service) Tokyo Otaku Mode FigureHaven Archonia (EU) Yorokonde (EU) Figuya (EU) Gamersheek (UK) Jungle
List of retailers on MFC
/AnimeFigures' List of Retailers
Community Guide to Shopping in Japan

Blogs/News:

Nekomagic (News/Previews) NyaaFigurines (Reviews/Releases) Kahotan's Blog (News/Reviews) Figma Blog (JP)

Buying & Shipping

1. What’s the best place to buy my anime figures from?
That’s going to depend a lot on what works for you, but most people around here buy them from Amiami, Big in Japan, Hobby Search, HobbyLink Japan, or Tokyo Otaku Mode. If none of those work for you for whatever reason, there’s a list of reputable retailers in the sidebar that you can check out at any time. Be extra careful when ordering figures from websites like Amazon or ebay, as there are a lot of bootlegs on those sites. Don’t be afraid to ask in our Bootleg Megathread if you’re unsure.
2. What differences are there between the shipping options I get from most Japanese shops?
Below is a rundown of the main shipping choices you’ll get at most retailers. Keep in mind that if an order is large enough you will be forced to use one of the more expensive options, as SAL shipments have lower size and weight restrictions.

• Unregistered SAL: Sometimes referred to as uSAL, is usually the cheapest method. It does not come with any tracking or insurance. Usually takes up 2-4 weeks for delivery.
• Registered SAL: Sometimes referred to as rSAL, is insured for the declared value up to 6,000 yen. It comes with a tracking number and usually takes 2-4 weeks for delivery.
• EMS: This method of shipping is much faster than either SAL options, usually arriving within a week of shipment. EMS shipments are insured for the declared value up to 2,000,000 yen.
• Airmail
• E-packet
• Surface: Shops don't offer this very often. It's an actual cargo ship and slow as a result.
  
• DHL: Becoming more available as an alternative to EMS on AmiAmi and other sites. Can be less expensive than EMS and of comparable speed, but may be more reliant on the specific geographical area being shipped to. The price is also determined by the size of the box. Offers their own tracking.
  

3. I placed two+ orders for figures at different times. Will my items be shipped together, or will I have to pay shipping twice?
Most shops will ask you to pay shipping on a per-order basis, but here are some that will allow combined shipping:

• Amiami: You can combine orders here, as long as the orders ship in the same month. It doesn’t matter if the item is new or preowned. Any preorders that are set for that month can also be combined with other orders for that month. However, be aware that if the preorder gets delayed, Amiami will remove that item from that month’s shipment and place it on a new order. To combine orders on Amiami, use the “Combine Orders” feature under “My Account”.
  
• Hobby Search: Hobby Search will let you combine orders that release in the same month, but you cannot combine in stock items with preorders. If you want to combine multiple preorders, or multiple in stock items, you can do so using the “Order Recombination” feature on your account page.
  
• HobbyLink Japan: At HLJ, you have the option to send paid orders to their “Private Warehouse”, where you can store them for up to 2 months. When you’re ready to ship the items, you simply select which items to ship and HLJ will combine them into one shipment for you. To use this, just select the “Private Warehouse” option as shipping when you order.
  

If you’re unsure about whether or not a shop we haven’t listed will combine your orders, please refer to their individual FAQs.
4. When will I get charged for my preorder?
Most Japanese shops charge you once the item is in stock and ready for shipment. When that happens, they will send you an email asking for payment. Some shops (mostly overseas ones), will allow you to pay for the item up front though, if you’d like. A few with that option are:

• Big in Japan (Japanese store)
• Tokyo Otaku Mode
• Anime Island
• Crunchyroll

Keep in mind that overseas stores will likely get the figure a few months after Japanese ones, so pay attention to the release date stated on the website you are buying from so as to avoid that confusion.
5. Should I expect to pay customs fees when importing figures?
That depends on where you live. Here’s a quick rundown:

• Australia: 10% GST is now assessed up front.
• Canada: Minimum declared value for charges is around CAD$20 for regular shipments, and CAD$60 for gifts (gifting something only seems to lower the declared value by about CAD$40, not deplete it completely). When using Amiami, try their Small Air Packet option. It comes with tracking, gets there in about the same time as EMS, and is better at avoiding customs.
• European Union: As of 1st July 2021, VAT has to be paid on all goods imported from outside of the EU. Retailers are supposed charge VAT for purchases under €150, however many Japanese retailers currently do not, so VAT will be charged when your order arrives in the EU. Orders that are >€150, VAT and duty will be charged by your local customs.
• UK: As of 1st January 2021, VAT is to be charged by retailers for orders <£135. However, customs isn't currently charging VAT on parcels valued at <£135, even if the VAT hasn't been paid. Goods >£135 will have their VAT and duty calculated and charged by customs.
• Mexico: Minimum declared value for customs fees is USD$300 for shipments by post, and USD$50 for shipments by courier.
• United States: A shipment has to have a declared value of USD$2,000 before customs starts hitting you with fees, so you most likely won’t have to worry about them at all.

6. The figure I want is an exclusive, how do I go about ordering one outside of Japan?
You have three options for this:
A. Big in Japan is known to stock exclusive figures and ship to other countries. Usually the price is higher because they build in their proxy fees, but it’s easier than worrying about using a forwarder or proxy service. If you live in the US, Crunchyroll, Right Stuf, and Tokyo Otaku Mode also get exclusives sometimes, but out of the states the shipping can get expensive.
B. Forwarding Services: A forwarder is someone who you ship an exclusive item to so that they can forward the package on to you, usually for a flat fee + shipping. When using a forwarder you still make the purchase yourself, and enter their address into the shipping field. When the box arrives at the forwarder they will then stick your address onto the package and send it on its way.
Some popular forwarders are:

• Big in Japan
• Tenso

Be sure to read each sites instructions on forwarding carefully!
C. Proxy Services: With a proxy, you tell them what the item you’re looking for is and they will purchase it in your stead. This is handy for when a company doesn’t accept foreign credit cards, or you’re having trouble navigating a Japanese website.
Some popular proxies are:

• Big in Japan (Won’t proxy for Yahoo Auctions)
• From Japan

Again, be sure you thoroughly read through each sites proxy instructions.
7. I see a bunch of really cheap figures that ship from China on ebay. Are those okay to buy?
Generally, no. They’re most likely bootlegs. If you want a second opinion on that, feel free to ask in the Bootleg Megathread that’s always stickied at the top of the sub.
8. What’s a bootleg, and how can I avoid buying them?
A bootleg is a counterfeit figure often made using rejected molds of the official product. They are usually priced significantly lower than the genuine article, and in order to make their profit, bootleggers use lower quality materials and have less attention to detail- resulting in a substandard figure.
The Bootleg Megathread that I mentioned in question 7 is a great tool to avoid buying any bootlegs. It has a few tips and tricks to avoiding them to begin with, and a few more on how to spot them if you’re worried you might already own one.
9. Does anyone know when figure X is going to be released? How do I know if it was delayed?
My Figure Collection (sometimes referred to as MFC) does an excellent job of staying on top of information like release dates and delays. If you’re curious about an upcoming figures release date, check there first. This information can be found directly under the “Releases” section on a figure’s entry. If you only see a month and a year in that section, it means the release date has not yet been announced by the manufacturer, and there is still a chance the figure could be delayed.
If you make an account on MFC you can also subscribe to comments, changes, and pictures via a checkbox on the right hand side of a figure’s listing. Subscribing to any of these things will allow MFC to send you an email anytime the subscription in question updates. Subscribing to “changes” is a great way to keep up with release dates and delays, among other things.
10. The figure I want is long sold out at normal retailers! What’s the best place to pick it up in the aftermarket?
A list of reputable retailers can be found under the “Shops” section of the /AnimeFigures sidebar. They all sell legitimate products, and many of them also sell figures second hand. However, the most frequently suggested second hand sites are Mandarake and Amiami- who has a preowned section that they update every night save Sundays and Japanese holidays around 1PM JST and again around 6PM JST.
AmiAmi grades their pre-owned items on a letter scale. The general consensus from buyers is that their ratings are conservative, so unless the item and/or packaging is specifically indicated as having significant flaws, pre-owned items from them are usually in at least as good a condition as their rating suggests.
Note: When you search Mandarake, you’ll get the best results by using the Japanese characters for whatever you are searching. If you don’t know them, you can find them on MFC by clicking on any of the “details” in that figure’s listing.
11. Amiami has a figure I’m interested in labeled as “For sale in Japan only”. Does this mean I can’t order it without a proxy or forwarder?
No, you can still order it. Amiami’s English site has that warning on many items, and it’s mostly meant to inform you that this product was made for a Japanese market, and as such, will have Japanese speaking/writing in it- so don’t expect any instructions to be in English. If Amiami doesn’t want foreigners buying a certain product, they won’t even list it on their English site.

Displaying Your Figures

12. What display cases do you recommend?
If you live near an Ikea try out one of these:

• Klingsbo
• Billy (Often used with Morliden doors (now the HÖGBO and glass shelves.)
• Detolf: Formerly the go-to choice for inexpensive display cabinetry, the Detolf was first made flimsier around 2020 and then essentially phased out of the name, to become the BLÅLIDEN. Knockoff versions of widely-varying quality are commonly found on other shopping sites these days, though.

*If you decided on a Detolf, you might find that there is a lot of wasted space. Here are a few tutorials on raising the shelves or and adding extra ones in.

• Using metal clips
• Using acrylic supports and PVC pipe

If you don’t live near an Ikea, Amazon has a few display options, though they are more expensive. Also keep an eye on your local Craigslist (or your country’s equivalent) and stores near you that are closing up.
13. What lighting do you guys recommend?
Ikea’s Dioder LED strips were discontinued after a long run. A current version is the Vattensten, if you're inclined to buy your case and lights at the same time.
LED strips have become very commonly available in recent years; most hardware and home furnishing stores carry a selection now. Just make sure that the lights don’t get too hot!
14. What are those clear plastic boxes that I see under everyone’s figures in their collection posts, and where can I get them?
Those are called risers. Most of us use standard acrylic risers like these. Some other, easy to find things that have been suggested are:

• Plastic picture cubes
• Card Deck Boxes
• If you’re feeling adventurous, try making your own!

Check your local hobby store for the first 2 options, or your local hardware store if you want to make your own.
Another common suggestion is to visit The Container Store if you have one near you. They have a lot of things to choose from that can suit a variety of needs. Be sure to check out their standard acrylic risers, their Amac boxes, and the various display cases they sell (baseball cases, mini car cases. hockey puck cases, etc).
15. Should I keep my figures sealed?
That is, of course, up to you really, but here are a few things to keep in mind when debating this question:

• Keeping it sealed can actually damage your figure. PVC figures usually have something called plasticizer in them, and that plasticizer needs to be able to breath. If a PVC figure isn’t exposed to oxygen, after a period of time the plasticizer starts to break down and form a sticky substance on the surface of the figure. Simply opening your figures and taking them out of the box prevents this from happening. If you happen to find plasticizer goo on one of your figures, Kahotan has a handy guide for dealing with it.
• Unlike some other figure markets, keeping an anime figure sealed won’t raise its value by a whole lot. In fact, because of the plasticizer problem mentioned above, your figure could actually be in better condition if you open it versus keeping it sealed.

Finding the Right Figure(s) for You

16. What are "scales" and "prizes"? What is the difference between them?
Those are classifications for figures based on a few factors.

• "Prizes" are generally more simply produced figures which are intended to be given as prizes for playing arcade games. They are inexpensive and lack the detail of scale figures, though some prize figure lines have standouts which may approach lower-end scales in quality. That is uncommon and often depends on the individual figure.
• "Scales" are called such because they are nominally designed to be proportional to the dimensions of the character which they are based on. They are generally of much better manufacture and materials than prize figures, allowing for more detail in painting, accessories, or complex poses.
• "Trading" figures appear in gashapon machines or as blind boxes on shop counters, often as sets which include multiple characters. As suggested by the class name, the randomness encourages trading. They are usually very inexpensively-produced, though as with prizes, some series are better than others.
• "Non-scale" encompasses a variety of other categories. It is often used to describe poseable figure lines such as figma and Nendoroids.

In recent years producers such as Good Smile Company attempted to further bridge the gap between prize quality and scales by introducing figure lines which are intended to be moderately-priced while retaining a higher level of detail than the typical prize figure, to varying levels of success.
17. There are so many figure companies! Who makes good figures?!
Obviously this is a very subjective question, but as a general starting point, here are a few well renowned figure companies:

• Alter
• Max Factory
• Good Smile Company
• Kotobukiya (usually hit or miss for people. Use your best judgement based off of the prototype)
• Flare
• Stronger

18. I really love “series X / character X”- how can I check if any figures were ever made for it?
My Figure Collection can be your best friend here. Simply do a search on the name of the series or character using the search bar located at the top right of the screen, and all associated figures pop up!
Alternatively, if you’re looking at a figure’s MFC entry, most of the text under the “Details” section can be clicked on and used to run a search.
19. How can I commission a custom figure?
None of the major figure companies (Alter, Kotobukiya, Good Smile Company, etc.) will take a commission for a single figure. This thread has a few websites in it that you can check out, or you can look into garage kits. Some kit painters would be willing to resculpt, frankenstein together, or otherwise modify kits for the right price.
If you're looking for help completing a garage kit, /brushforhire may be useful.

Keeping Up with New Announcements

20. How can I keep up with figure news (announcements, updates, etc.)?
Most people use a MFC combined with any or all of the following news sites:

• Neko Magic
• Alter’s Blog (In Japanese)
• Kahotan’s Blog (Only GSC and their sister companies)

Many figure companies are active on Twitter, so following them there is recommended for quicker news.
To use MFC for this I’ll quote question #9.

If you make an account on MFC you can also subscribe to comments, changes, and pictures via a checkbox on the right hand side of a figure’s listing. Subscribing to any of these things will allow MFC to send you an email anytime the subscription in question updates. Subscribing to “changes” is a great way to keep up with release dates and delays, among other things.

Most companies have one or more Twitter accounts. Some examples: Good Smile Company sales, Good Smile's USA branch, Max Factory, AmiAmi Hobby News.
21. Everyone’s excited about something called Wonfes….. what the heck is that?!
WonFes (short for Wonder Festival) is a biannual figure expo where many figure producers (both large and small) show off new sculpts and updates to figures already under way. Most companies save their most exciting announcements for WonFes, so we all look forward to the expo whenever it rolls around! Winter Wonder Festival is usually held in February, while Summer Wonder Festival is usually in July. The event has also spread to Shanghai, in the late spring.
22. One or two (or 15) figures were announced at WonFes that I’m really excited about! How can I keep track of their progress once the event is over?
MFC is always really quick about getting new WonFes announcements (or any others throughout the year, for that matter) listed in their database, so we suggest using that. To find a figure from the event you can search any number of things, including the name of the character or the name of the show. You can also use the tag search to search “WonderFestival 20xx_[season]” to see all items announced at that event.

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Exception C0000005 caught!
Thread:
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0x68E9F000 ==> CoreUIComponents, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/CoreUIComponents.dll 0x70830000 - 0x70859000 ==> DEVOBJ, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/DEVOBJ.dll 0x676C0000 - 0x676F7000 ==> DINPUT8, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/DINPUT8.dll 0x64560000 - 0x645DF000 ==> DSOUND, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/DSOUND.dll 0x6E930000 - 0x6E93A000 ==> HID, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/HID.DLL 0x729A0000 - 0x729D2000 ==> IPHLPAPI, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/IPHLPAPI.DLL 0x70720000 - 0x70739000 ==> MSACM32, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/MSACM32.DLL 0x72B80000 - 0x72BED000 ==> MSVCP140, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/MSVCP140.dll 0x70170000 - 0x701C2000 ==> MSWSOCK, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/MSWSOCK.dll 0x6F910000 - 0x6F9D2000 ==> PROPSYS, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/PROPSYS.dll 0x70260000 - 0x7028A000 ==> RTWorkQ, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/RTWorkQ.DLL 0x729E0000 - 0x729EA000 ==> Secur32, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/Secur32.dll 0x70A70000 - 0x70A91000 ==> SspiCli, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/SspiCli.dll 0x68160000 - 0x681F5000 ==> TextShaping, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/TextShaping.dll 0x70860000 - 0x7086D000 ==> UMPDC, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/UMPDC.dll 0x72710000 - 0x72735000 ==> USERENV, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/USERENV.dll 0x730E0000 - 0x730F5000 ==> VCRUNTIME140, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/VCRUNTIME140.dll 0x71FC0000 - 0x71FE8000 ==> WINMM, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/WINMM.dll 0x72A20000 - 0x72A28000 ==> WSOCK32, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/WSOCK32.dll 0x62130000 - 0x622A1000 ==> WindowsCodecs, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/WindowsCodecs.dll 0x70880000 - 0x708A5000 ==> Wldp, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/Wldp.dll 0x01A60000 - 0x01A76000 ==> XINPUT1_3, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/XINPUT1_3.dll 0x67510000 - 0x67517000 ==> XINPUT9_1_0, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/XINPUT9_1_0.dll 0x72A30000 - 0x72ACF000 ==> apphelp, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/apphelp.dll 0x707A0000 - 0x707A8000 ==> avrt, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/avrt.dll 0x6F4A0000 - 0x6F4C6000 ==> cryptnet, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/cryptnet.dll 0x62380000 - 0x62560000 ==> d3d11, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/d3d11.dll 0x5D700000 - 0x5D88F000 ==> d3d9, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/d3d9.dll 0x59840000 - 0x59A3F000 ==> d3dx9_43, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/d3dx9_43.dll 0x5D540000 - 0x5D56B000 ==> dbgcore, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/dbgcore.DLL 0x6F160000 - 0x6F2E8000 ==> dbghelp, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/dbghelp.dll 0x68260000 - 0x683C5000 ==> dcomp, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/dcomp.dll 0x6F010000 - 0x6F026000 ==> dhcpcsvc, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/dhcpcsvc.DLL 0x6EB90000 - 0x6EC90000 ==> drvstore, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/drvstore.dll 0x708B0000 - 0x708D6000 ==> dwmapi, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/dwmapi.dll 0x61EC0000 - 0x61EEC000 ==> dxcore, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/dxcore.dll 0x622B0000 - 0x62372000 ==> dxgi, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/dxgi.dll 0x70290000 - 0x702AE000 ==> gpapi, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/gpapi.dll 0x675D0000 - 0x676BD000 ==> inputhost, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/inputhost.dll 0x754B0000 - 0x754BF000 ==> kernel.appcore, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/kernel.appcore.dll 0x707F0000 - 0x707F7000 ==> ksuser, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/ksuser.dll 0x82530000 - 0x826A9000 ==> mfplat, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/mfplat.DLL 0x70A00000 - 0x70A08000 ==> midimap, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/midimap.dll 0x709F0000 - 0x709FA000 ==> msacm32, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/msacm32.drv 0x70870000 - 0x7087E000 ==> msasn1, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/msasn1.dll 0x721D0000 - 0x72263000 ==> mscms, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/mscms.dll 0x70140000 - 0x70149000 ==> msdmo, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/msdmo.dll 0x77730000 - 0x778D4000 ==> ntdll, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/ntdll.dll 0x722D0000 - 0x722F9000 ==> ntmarta, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/ntmarta.dll 0x67A30000 - 0x68015000 ==> nvapi, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/nvapi.dll 0x72270000 - 0x722B4000 ==> powrprof, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/powrprof.dll 0x70810000 - 0x7082B000 ==> profapi, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/profapi.dll 0x5B3D0000 - 0x5B3DF000 ==> resourcepolicyclient, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/resourcepolicyclient.dll 0x68F40000 - 0x68FF9000 ==> textinputframework, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/textinputframework.dll 0x6E490000 - 0x6E621000 ==> twinapi.appcore, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/twinapi.appcore.dll 0x68510000 - 0x68527000 ==> usp10, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/usp10.dll 0x754A0000 - 0x754A8000 ==> version, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/version.dll 0x707B0000 - 0x707EA000 ==> wdmaud, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/wdmaud.drv 0x70AA0000 - 0x710B3000 ==> windows.storage, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/windows.storage.dll 0x70780000 - 0x7079D000 ==> winmmbase, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/winmmbase.dll 0x68B40000 - 0x68C1D000 ==> wintypes, C:/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/wintypes.dll 0x76840000 - 0x768BD000 ==> ADVAPI32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/ADVAPI32.dll 0x76F00000 - 0x76FAF000 ==> COMDLG32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/COMDLG32.dll 0x76E00000 - 0x76F00000 ==> CRYPT32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/CRYPT32.dll 0x704F0000 - 0x70503000 ==> CRYPTSP, C:/WINDOWS/System32/CRYPTSP.dll 0x665E0000 - 0x66DC2000 ==> NvCamera32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/DriverStore/FileRepository/nvmdi.inf_amd64_5709e141414310f9/NvCamera/NvCamera32.dll 0x62560000 - 0x628B6000 ==> d3dcompiler_47_32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/DriverStore/FileRepository/nvmdi.inf_amd64_5709e141414310f9/NvCamera/d3dcompiler_47_32.dll 0x5F070000 - 0x6132A000 ==> nvd3dum, C:/WINDOWS/System32/DriverStore/FileRepository/nvmdi.inf_amd64_5709e141414310f9/nvd3dum.dll 0x628D0000 - 0x64448000 ==> nvgpucomp32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/DriverStore/FileRepository/nvmdi.inf_amd64_5709e141414310f9/nvgpucomp32.dll 0x64450000 - 0x644E5000 ==> nvldumd, C:/WINDOWS/System32/DriverStore/FileRepository/nvmdi.inf_amd64_5709e141414310f9/nvldumd.dll 0x778F0000 - 0x7AA59000 ==> nvwgf2um, C:/WINDOWS/System32/DriverStore/FileRepository/nvmdi.inf_amd64_5709e141414310f9/nvwgf2um.dll 0x76B20000 - 0x76B43000 ==> GDI32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/GDI32.dll 0x75B60000 - 0x75B86000 ==> IMM32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/IMM32.DLL 0x759D0000 - 0x75AC0000 ==> KERNEL32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/KERNEL32.DLL 0x77460000 - 0x7769A000 ==> KERNELBASE, C:/WINDOWS/System32/KERNELBASE.dll 0x644F0000 - 0x6455B000 ==> MMDevApi, C:/WINDOWS/System32/MMDevApi.dll 0x76930000 - 0x76A03000 ==> MSCTF, C:/WINDOWS/System32/MSCTF.dll 0x75690000 - 0x75697000 ==> NSI, C:/WINDOWS/System32/NSI.dll 0x75AC0000 - 0x75B56000 ==> OLEAUT32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/OLEAUT32.dll 0x76780000 - 0x7683C000 ==> RPCRT4, C:/WINDOWS/System32/RPCRT4.dll 0x76240000 - 0x76678000 ==> SETUPAPI, C:/WINDOWS/System32/SETUPAPI.dll 0x75C10000 - 0x761E7000 ==> SHELL32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/SHELL32.dll 0x76A10000 - 0x76A55000 ==> SHLWAPI, C:/WINDOWS/System32/SHLWAPI.dll 0x76C60000 - 0x76DFD000 ==> USER32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/USER32.dll 0x768C0000 - 0x76923000 ==> WS2_32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/WS2_32.dll 0x76700000 - 0x76719000 ==> bcrypt, C:/WINDOWS/System32/bcrypt.dll 0x76A60000 - 0x76ABF000 ==> bcryptPrimitives, C:/WINDOWS/System32/bcryptPrimitives.dll 0x755C0000 - 0x755FB000 ==> cfgmgr32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/cfgmgr32.dll 0x77160000 - 0x771DE000 ==> clbcatq, C:/WINDOWS/System32/clbcatq.dll 0x771E0000 - 0x77460000 ==> combase, C:/WINDOWS/System32/combase.dll 0x76B70000 - 0x76C56000 ==> gdi32full, C:/WINDOWS/System32/gdi32full.dll 0x766E0000 - 0x766F9000 ==> imagehlp, C:/WINDOWS/System32/imagehlp.dll 0x776A0000 - 0x7771B000 ==> msvcp_win, C:/WINDOWS/System32/msvcp_win.dll 0x76FB0000 - 0x7706F000 ==> msvcrt, C:/WINDOWS/System32/msvcrt.dll 0x77070000 - 0x77153000 ==> ole32, C:/WINDOWS/System32/ole32.dll 0x759C0000 - 0x759C6000 ==> psapi, C:/WINDOWS/System32/psapi.dll 0x75B90000 - 0x75C08000 ==> sechost, C:/WINDOWS/System32/sechost.dll 0x75930000 - 0x759B7000 ==> shcore, C:/WINDOWS/System32/shcore.dll 0x75810000 - 0x75930000 ==> ucrtbase, C:/WINDOWS/System32/ucrtbase.dll 0x76B50000 - 0x76B68000 ==> win32u, C:/WINDOWS/System32/win32u.dll 0x761F0000 - 0x7623C000 ==> wintrust, C:/WINDOWS/System32/wintrust.dll 0x6F4E0000 - 0x6F56D000 ==> COMCTL32, C:/WINDOWS/WinSxS/x86_microsoft.windows.common-controls_6595b64144ccf1df_5.82.19041.4355_none_c0dc01d438beab35/COMCTL32.dll 0x716C0000 - 0x71828000 ==> gdiplus, C:/WINDOWS/WinSxS/x86_microsoft.windows.gdiplus_6595b64144ccf1df_1.1.19041.4355_none_d950e3a7e104d0ea/gdiplus.dll 0x5D990000 - 0x5DBB9000 ==> nvspcap, C:/WINDOWS/system32/nvspcap.dll 0x704C0000 - 0x704EF000 ==> rsaenh, C:/WINDOWS/system32/rsaenh.dll 0x72050000 - 0x720C4000 ==> uxtheme, C:/WINDOWS/system32/uxtheme.dll 0x70200000 - 0x7023D000 ==> WMASF, C:/Windows/System32/WMASF.DLL 0x75100000 - 0x7530D000 ==> WMVCore, C:/Windows/System32/WMVCore.DLL 0x6E130000 - 0x6E1A3000 ==> WindowManagementAPI, C:/Windows/System32/WindowManagementAPI.dll 0x72740000 - 0x72771000 ==> Windows.Internal.Graphics.Display.DisplayColorManagement, C:/Windows/System32/Windows.Internal.Graphics.Display.DisplayColorManagement.dll 0x68820000 - 0x68913000 ==> Windows.UI, C:/Windows/System32/Windows.UI.dll 0x59B20000 - 0x59EE8000 ==> d3dx9_38, C:/Windows/System32/d3dx9_38.DLL 0x70120000 - 0x70138000 ==> devenum, C:/Windows/System32/devenum.dll 0x70740000 - 0x70755000 ==> l3codeca, C:/Windows/System32/l3codeca.acm 0x75310000 - 0x75416000 ==> mfperfhelper, C:/Windows/System32/mfperfhelper.dll 0x70240000 - 0x70257000 ==> mp3dmod, C:/Windows/System32/mp3dmod.dll 0x73000000 - 0x730D4000 ==> msmpeg2adec, C:/Windows/System32/msmpeg2adec.dll 0x701D0000 - 0x701F2000 ==> qasf, C:/Windows/System32/qasf.dll 0x71D50000 - 0x71EEA000 ==> quartz, C:/Windows/System32/quartz.dll 0x5B3E0000 - 0x5B540000 ==> usvfs_x86, D:/Games/Viva new vegas/usvfs_x86.dll 0x5D5F0000 - 0x5D604000 ==> nvhr_avx2, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVHnvhr_avx2.dll 0x18FD0000 - 0x18FE7000 ==> ActorCauseSaveBloatFix, NVSE plugin version: 1, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/ActorCauseSaveBloatFix.dll 0x3B6B0000 - 0x3B6B9000 ==> Alpha Fixes, NVSE plugin version: 252, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/Alpha Fixes.dll 0x3B6D0000 - 0x3B701000 ==> BetterCaravan, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/BetterCaravan.dll 0x5D5A0000 - 0x5D5BA000 ==> ClimateControl, NVSE plugin version: 0, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/ClimateControl.dll 0x5D580000 - 0x5D5A0000 ==> CloudUpgrade, NVSE plugin version: 0, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/CloudUpgrade.dll 0x3B740000 - 0x3B7B8000 ==> CrashLogger, NVSE plugin version: 454, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/CrashLogger.dll 0x3B7D0000 - 0x3B7D6000 ==> DoF-Fix, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/DoF-Fix.dll 0x3B7F0000 - 0x3B809000 ==> EngineOptimizations, NVSE plugin version: 100, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/EngineOptimizations.dll 0x3B820000 - 0x3B844000 ==> ExternalEmittanceFix, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/ExternalEmittanceFix.dll 0x3B860000 - 0x3B876000 ==> HDPipboy, NVSE plugin version: 1, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/HDPipboy.dll 0x3B890000 - 0x3B897000 ==> HighResBloom, NVSE plugin version: 510, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/HighResBloom.dll 0x3B8B0000 - 0x3B8C6000 ==> HighResLocalMaps, NVSE plugin version: 12, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/HighResLocalMaps.dll 0x3B8E0000 - 0x3B8E6000 ==> HighResWaterDepth, NVSE plugin version: 11, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/HighResWaterDepth.dll 0x3B980000 - 0x3B9A6000 ==> ImprovedLightingShaders, NVSE plugin version: 8, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/ImprovedLightingShaders.dll 0x3BB60000 - 0x3BB6B000 ==> LOD Fixes, NVSE plugin version: 128, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/LOD Fixes.dll 0x3BB80000 - 0x3BBB2000 ==> MCM, NVSE plugin version: 1, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/MCM.dll 0x3BC10000 - 0x3BC21000 ==> MoonlightNVSE, NVSE plugin version: 200, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/MoonlightNVSE.dll 0x3BC40000 - 0x3BC46000 ==> MuzzleFlashFix, NVSE plugin version: 1, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/MuzzleFlashFix.dll 0x3BD30000 - 0x3BD55000 ==> NVSE_EnhancedCamera, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/NVSE_EnhancedCamera.dll 0x3BE80000 - 0x3BE8C000 ==> NVTF, NVSE plugin version: 10, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/NVTF.dll 0x59A40000 - 0x59B1E000 ==> NewVegasReloaded, NVSE plugin version: 4, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/NewVegasReloaded.dll 0x3BEA0000 - 0x3BEA6000 ==> PipBoyShadingFix, NVSE plugin version: 2, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/PipBoyShadingFix.dll 0x40000000 - 0x4013A000 ==> ShowOffNVSE, NVSE plugin version: 175, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/ShowOffNVSE.dll 0x3BF90000 - 0x3BFA9000 ==> VATSLagFix, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/VATSLagFix.dll 0x3BFC0000 - 0x3BFC7000 ==> Viewmodel Shading Fix, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/Viewmodel Shading Fix.dll 0x3BFE0000 - 0x3BFE9000 ==> ViewmodelShakeFix, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/ViewmodelShakeFix.dll 0x3B900000 - 0x3B969000 ==> improved_console, NVSE plugin version: 3, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/improved_console.dll 0x3B9C0000 - 0x3BA43000 ==> jip_nvse, NVSE plugin version: 5721, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/jip_nvse.dll 0x3BA60000 - 0x3BAB4000 ==> johnnyguitar, NVSE plugin version: 504, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/johnnyguitar.dll 0x3BAD0000 - 0x3BB49000 ==> kNVSE, NVSE plugin version: 20, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/kNVSE.dll 0x3BBF0000 - 0x3BBF7000 ==> mlf, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/mlf.dll 0x5D570000 - 0x5D576000 ==> nvse_console_autocomplete, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/nvse_console_autocomplete.dll 0x3BC80000 - 0x3BCE8000 ==> nvse_console_clipboard, NVSE plugin version: 2, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/nvse_console_clipboard.dll 0x3BD80000 - 0x3BE76000 ==> nvse_stewie_tweaks, NVSE plugin version: 910, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/nvse_stewie_tweaks.dll 0x3BEE0000 - 0x3BEEB000 ==> ui_organizer, NVSE plugin version: 230, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/ui_organizer.dll 0x40140000 - 0x40146000 ==> weapon_lag_fix, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/Data/NVSE/Plugins/weapon_lag_fix.dll 0x00400000 - 0x0147B000 ==> FalloutNV, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/FalloutNV.exe 0x18000000 - 0x18068000 ==> binkw32, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/binkw32.dll 0x5D610000 - 0x5D61E000 ==> d3dx9_38, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/d3dx9_38.dll 0x01A80000 - 0x01BB3000 ==> libvorbis, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/libvorbis.dll 0x10000000 - 0x1001E000 ==> libvorbisfile, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/libvorbisfile.dll 0x3B560000 - 0x3B6B0000 ==> nvse_1_4, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/nvse_1_4.dll 0x5D5C0000 - 0x5D5ED000 ==> nvse_steam_loader, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/nvse_steam_loader.dll 0x3B400000 - 0x3B41D000 ==> steam_api, S:/SteamLibrary/steamapps/common/Fallout New Vegas/steam_api.dll
GAME CRASHED AT INSTRUCTION Base+0x006BADAA IN MODULE: C:\WINDOWS\System32\DriverStore\FileRepository\nvmdi.inf_amd64_5709e141414310f9\nvd3dum.dll Please note that this does not automatically mean that that module is responsible. It may have been supplied bad data or program state as the result of an issue in the base game or a different DLL.
Copied "S:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\Fallout New Vegas\CrashLogger.log" to "S:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\Fallout New Vegas\Crash Logs\CrashLogger.2024-05-15-21-50-17.log"

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Chapter CC
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Trout's Landing.
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Ruby stretched with a contented sigh. She turned her head over to where Jeb slept beside her. Or where he was when she fell asleep. She sat up and looked around the dark underground room but he wasn't here either.
"Wonder where he went."
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Oh well, she thought as she stretched a few stiff muscles before hopping up and collecting their eggs. As nice as it was to sleep with them, they needed more consistent warmth. So she sat them to the side, bundled up in the still warm blanket, and departed to secure a source of fire for their eggs.
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Which wasn't all that hard, she realized as her dark vision faded as the blue glow from the torches up ahead illuminated the main gathering area for the burrows. She smiled as she saw the tribe return to something familiar that she missed seeing for a while.
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Several tunnels branched off towards the other cabins and already kobolds came and went from them as they began to migrate away from the chill air above for the, still cool but more comfortable, air below. As they did she could see the collections they brought back and forth. Animals, alive and dressed, were being moved down here and out of the elements for better care. As well as an easier time keeping the ever gluttonous salamanders from sneaking another meal. Scraps and salvage collected from around the lodge or while out exploring being brought down and being traded or even used to furnish the space.
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Bits of wood with simple carvings were lodged into the dirt along side scraps of metal or rock with soot, mud, or crushed flower pigment to paint symbols or words on them for decoration or directions. While it wasn't the bustling forum that they once had, it gladdened her to see her tribe returning to normalcy once again.
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She shook away the distracting thoughts and set her sights on some scrap of wood nearby. She darted over to the vendor, deftly avoiding a section of the ground being dug up as the kobolds dug ever deeper as they sought to expand their burrows ever more. It was in their nature to dig and burrow. While they no longer had a draconic master to excavate massive caverns and tunnels for, she wouldn't be surprised if kobold tunnels ended up expanding far past the border of the lodge itself and going far into the wild where they knew nothing about save for what little Jeb has told them.
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Eventually, even this gathering area will be abandoned as the tribe moved deeper down, putting as much dirt and rock between them and whatever threats laid above. The only thing that would remain would be an assortment of traps to keep any invaders wary of going deeper than the kobolds wanted. Even then, many of the tunnels that would lead deeper would be dead-ends meant to slow or hinder any invader. Some would even be traps in and of themselves, collapsing the "tunnel" on top of even the most cautious of invader or even just blocking their escape and leaving them to die before the kobolds eventually dug out their remains and collected their gear with no trouble.
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She stood before the assortment of wood and looked over the scrap. Some of it was processed lumber that looked to be from the buildings above, most was collected bits of wood from the forest though. Which was fine, she didn't need anything too big. No bartering took place. She was a leader of the tribe and it was assumed whatever she wanted was for the good of the tribe.
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Even starting a warming fire for her eggs was good enough for the tribe to skip bartering and simply give her what she needed. So she collected enough wood for a nice fire and returned to her home. She sorted it into the indent in the ground that Jeb had placed their eggs in before. It would be a good place to start a heating fire for them, she thought as she finished arranging them.
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She left and collected some tinder made of dried moss and grass before looking around for some stone or flint to start the fire with. But no such luck. All the stone was deeply imbedded in the dirt or was too large. She once more returned to the gathering area in search of fire. Which she quickly found in the form of the glowing blue fire that Jeb had created for the kobolds.
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She shuffled a little as she stared at the dancing flame. She knew Jeb didn't like the idea of the kobolds using the blue fire. He probably wouldn't like the idea of heating their eggs with it either. She should be worried as well, she thought. But she wasn't. Staring at the flame reminded her of the vision that The Crone showed her. Of her and Jeb within a ring of flaming blue orbs. They were happy. The tribe was happy.
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"He'll understand." She said as she darted and collected a piece of wood to transfer a spark from a nearby torch.
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Ember in hand, she rushed back to her home. She gently eased the flame towards the bundle of wood. She yipped in shock when the flame leapt from her temporary torch and engulfed the pile! Their room burst into dancing shadows as the flames danced from their new home. So pretty, she thought as she stared at the fire. She had seen it when she would come out of their room in the old building for a break. But it seemed so mesmerizing now that it was right in front of her.
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She widened the indent in the ground a little so that the eggs could receive the warmth from the fire without being too close. They might be mildly resistant to fire, but not enough to throw their eggs in a fire! Then again, she thought with worry as she held her claw out at the fire. The warmth from it isn't as strong as a normal fire it seemed. Like it was contained.
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She clicked her claws in worry. She didn't want to push them too close, but they wouldn't get enough heat if they remained where they were. It would only get worse as it got colder and the cold seeped into the ground. Maybe just a little closer, she thought as she nudged the eggs closer to the fire.
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The flames sputtered at the movement of air, but nothing more. She held out her claw to gauge the temperature once again. But it still wasn't enough, she thought as she clicked her claws against a nearby stone in thought. She cast a glance towards the tunnel. She could maybe see if one of the others have something to make a proper fire, she thought.
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She put a claw on the eggs.
"No. That'll take too long."
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She looked worryingly at the tunnel as if Jeb would appear and lambast her for even thinking what she was. She held her breath and pushed the eggs forwards. Then more. Then even more. The flames sputtered and danced as the eggs were pushed closer and closer. She could only just feel the heat as she did so. Why did the fire seem so weak, she thought as she pushed the eggs right up beside the bundle of burning wood.
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Yet the fire seemed to move around the eggs, like they were doing their best to avoid touching them. Even the heat from the fire seemed to be avoiding them! Ruby growled in frustration and pushed the eggs right into the fire!
"Can you just keep them warm?!"
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The fire stilled and froze as the eggs were pushed into it. As if it didn't know what to do. Then the flame roared to life once again. The balefire caressed the onyx shells as it seemed to dance across the smooth black surface of the shells. As if a barrier broke, the heat from the flame radiated outwards now. Ruby could now feel the warmth from the fire where seconds ago she felt nothing.
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Ruby blinked at the eldritch flame and moved her claw to touch her eggs. She instinctively pulled back as a tongue of balefire arced in her direction. She whined in worry at possibly making a terrible mistake. She held her breath and once more reached out to caress her eggs. She bit her tongue and shut her eyes when the fire arced towards her once more.
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But she didn't feel pain. No burning sensation one would get when normally sticking an appendage into a roaring fire. Instead she felt a comforting warmth. Like she felt when close to Jeb as they slept together. She cracked open an eye and found the baleful flame caressing her claw. She experimented a little by pulling her claw back, feeling as the flame seemed to latch on like it didn't want her to leave, before snapping back to its "body". She pushed her claw into the fire, further this time, all the way up to her elbow. The fire latched onto her once again and flooded her with a comforting warmth that shot straight to her core!
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She turned her claw upwards and pulled back once more. She watched as the flame held on as she did so, once more refusing to leave her scales. She watched as the flame snapped once again, but this time, it broke! Instead of snapping back towards its body, she now held a burning ball of balefire in her claw!
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She couldn't do magic. There were few of the tribe that could before they fled to this world. The Chief was the last among them that had any ability to harness it. Yet here she was, holding a magical fire within her claw! She watched as the flame danced and twisted in her grasp. She sucked in a breath when she watched it start to diffuse INTO her scales! The flame lessened and lessened as if it were dying, but instead the fire seeped between the cracks of her scales. She could feel it racing through her body, flooding it once more with a wave of comforting warmth.
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"Den Mother?" A voice asked from the tunnel nearby.
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Ruby yelped in surprise and turned towards the voice. She saw the Chief standing there watching her with a curious and amazed expression on his snout.
"Having fun?"
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"Chief!? I was-"
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"Playing with fire?" The Chief asked playfully as he stared at the blue fire.
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She shuffled nervously as he did so. Eventually he chuckled and she began to relax.
"It's alright Den Mother. You're not the only one that Master Jeb's flame as entranced among the tribe."
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"Why do you think it acts so different from normal fire?" She asked.
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The Chief shrugged.
"Who knows. Perhaps it is how magic works in this world. Perhaps it is something on Master Jeb's part. Perhaps it is because our former- Kortaza, was the Keeper of Flame."
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"But we never had much protection from fire before. And not any way to manipulate it." Ruby said.
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The Chief sighed.
"True. I truly do not know why it is so different than normal fire. Fire is alive, yes. But this one seems almost..."
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"Living?" Ruby suggested.
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"Yes. Like it has a mind of its own. Though I doubt that much, perhaps it merely follows the will of Master Jeb, knowingly or not on his part." The Chief continued as he walked closer and sat down beside Ruby and watched the eggs glimmer and shine within the fire where they remained quiet for some peaceful moments.
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The Chief then perked up.
"Oh! Master Jeb returned!"
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"He did?! Where is he?" Ruby asked and looked around expecting to see him coming down the tunnel.
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"Well, he did return. Rushed around and collected an assortment of food, and then he vanished away again. Something about a trade?" The Chief explained a little unsure.
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She frowned, wonder what he was trading, she thought. Though, with the eggs now taken care of, and Jeb away for a moment. Perhaps now was the time she could see about doing something special for him. She turned to the Chief, he was more knowledgeable when it came to humans and their customs.
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"Chief?" She asked.
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"Yes? What is it?" He asked at the tone of her voice.
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"What do you know of this world's humans?"
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"Oh? What would you like to know?" He asked a little excited in being able to use his collected knowledge.
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"What do humans do with those they care about?" She asked a little uncertainly.
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The Chief hummed in thought and tapped his claws.
"It depends. Humans are as diverse in this world as ours. Many customs I've read about belong to different groups."
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"What about the tribe that Jeb belongs to?"
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The Chief hummed once more in thought and got up before darting away while calling back.
"I will check! I'm sure I have something!"
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While she waited, she continued to play with fire and tend to her eggs. Since they were in the flame, they didn't need quite so studious attention as they did before. She could probably just leave them and go tend to her normal duties and not have to worry about them anymore.
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Who was she fooling, she thought. Even if there was a way to hatch and tend to the eggs completely without her, she'd still want to look after them. She thought she heard Jeb mentioning something about an "electrical egg incubator" once upon a time. Whatever that was.
​
The Chief returned, huffing from being out of breath and holding a thickly bound tome with pages of different sizes and colors poking out of the patched bindings. He placed the heavy tome on the ground with a huff.
"This is my collection of this world's customs and knowledge. If there is something that will assist you it will be in here somewhere!"
​
Ruby oohed and awed as the Chief flipped open the tome and leafed through page after page of information. Some were pages from magazines, others were snippets and clippings from books, there was a few pages that contained pressed cuttings of local flora as well as a collection of small animal bones among the bindings.
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They stopped on a page that read MODERN COURTING FOR THE MODERN WOMAN in bold letters on a page that felt smooth to the touch. On the cover was a gorgeous human woman wearing a sleek beautiful dress and jewelry. Ruby pointed towards the page.
"Oh this one!"
​
They thumbed through the pages looking for information. Most neither one of them got as it talked about stuff like make-up, libido, popular fashion, and other things that they didn't either understand or see the appeal of. Then they found a page that described how a modern woman should act. Though this seemed to confuse the both of them even more.
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"Be 'dem-or' and assertive? What does 'dem-or' mean?" Ruby asked the Chief.
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"I'm not sure. There are many words within that don't seem to fit." He explained.
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A pattern they soon found to be common among the pages of information, much of the words would make sense but spread out among them were these spots of words that seemed just out of place. What they COULD understand still didn't make any sense either.
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"Be soft yet firm? How does that work?" The Chief asked.
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"If you like a potential mate why make him keep trying to win your heart?" Ruby asked equally confused.
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"Modern" humans were just as confusing to them it seemed. However, among the pages of contradictory information, they were able to get SOMETHING of value! Humans like gifts. Though they both knew that and didn't really feel like these pages of "modern courting" did anything more than confuse them.
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"What kind of gifts?" The Chief asked as he and Ruby tried to decipher the mess of flowery wording and nonsense.
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"Jewelry, clothes, food." Ruby read off as they got the general gist of the overly convoluted wording. The pictures helped more though.
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"Well! At least we found something... I think?" The Chief declared at least with a little uncertainty.
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"Why did you collect all this?" Ruby asked.
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"It was in a book, so I thought it was important. But it would seem that not everything in this world's books are worth keeping." The Chief stated before retrieving the tome and departing.
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"Where are you going?"
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"To go through my collection. It would seem that some of it is not as important as I first thought." He called out as he left.
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She could hear him mumbling to himself and heard the occasional tearing as he did. Well, at least they found something, she thought as she turned towards the eggs once more. She placed a claw on the onyx shells and felt the comforting warmth of the fire as well as the warmth of the eggs. They'll be fine for now, she thought as she got up and left.
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"Jewelry, clothes, and food." Ruby murmured as she went down the tunnel once again.
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He was getting low on clothes, she thought. But there wasn't much around here to make some with. Though perhaps some animal hides would work? But much of what they've collected was too small for clothes of Jeb's size. Getting him food seemed redundant too. He could make his own food whenever he wished. Which left jewelry.
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It was the better of the options, but they didn't have much in the way of jewelry either. No raids means no loot and the piles of treasure back in their former home wasn't exactly a priority at the time of their exodus. But then she spied the copper wire the kobolds had collected while scavenging. A copper band would be nice, she thought as she was given the piece of wiring from the scavenger.
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But what else, she thought as she looked around some more. The pictures in the magazine showed jewelry that glittered with gold and diamonds and so much more that they no longer had. Nothing around here could compare, she thought dejectedly. But then she saw a group of kobolds coming down a tunnel with a collection of shells and waterlogged timber.
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"What is this?" She asked them.
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"Salvage from the camps up river." The kobold replied as he and the others began to sift and sort the mess.
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She watched as they distributed everything they collected to the tribe that came over. Some took the waterlogged wood, others took polished stones, and others took the collection of shells. She eyed the shells. Back home, alot of the fishfolk in the rivers and around the sea collected pearls from the water. Perhaps the ones upriver also had some?
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She followed after the group of kobolds that had collected the shells and assisted them in opening a few. Mussels were what was mainly here, no surprise though since it seemed they were far from this world's ocean. What was a surprise was how many pearls they actually managed to find among the mussels!
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It was rare for the kobolds to find one during their fishing trips by the sea. Even among the rivers pearls were not much more common. So it surprised them that several mussels had multiple pearls within them! She was going to actually barter for potentially the single one they found, but with there being so many the shuckers didn't mind at all and gave Ruby a small handful for her project.
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They weren't all that big, but that was fine by her. They'd do for what she had in mind. She borrowed a small thin metal needle from a scavenger and retreated back to her room. Copper wire and freshwater pearls in claw.
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Well, that's taken care of, Jeb thought as he appeared in the open air of the lodge. He flicked the gold and garnet band into the air and got it with a spring in his step and a tune on his lips as he made his way over to the Trap Master who stood near the river where he received reports from the salvagers.
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"How's things?" He asked when he got close.
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"Good. Strange. But good." The Trap Master stated as he dismissed the salvagers.
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"How so?"
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"The 'murlocs' you called them? Haven't returned to their former homes." He explained.
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"And? Wasn't that kinda the point?"
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"It was. But there isn't any sign of anything else other than birds flocking to the area."
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"Again, wasn't that the point?"
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"Only if something worse didn't move in." The Trap Master explained further.
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Jeb groaned.
"What moved in?"
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"Nothing."
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"Nothin'?"
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"That we can see. No new tracks, no scents, nothing."
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"So what's the problem?"
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"The problem is that much carrion should've drawn every scavenger and hungry animal for miles."
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"But it hasn't." Jeb finished.
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"No. The birds infest the area but largely leave us alone. Though some get a little territorial over their spots of carrion. But nothing else has moved into the area."
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Jeb groaned again.
"So what do you wanna do?"
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"Nothing."
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"Really?" Jeb asked in surprise.
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"Yes. If the other animals and creatures nearby are giving the place a wide berth then we'll exploit it as long as we can. We'll send some scouts to keep an eye on the place though."
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"Perhaps the smell of death is what's doin' it?" Jeb suggested.
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"Maybe. Would explain the large number of birds. But nothing else?"
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"Yeah, you're right. Well let me know if you need help with it." Jeb said.
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"Will do."
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"Oh! Before I forget, I made a trade agreement with the dwarves."
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The Trap Master cocked a scaled brow.
"Oh?"
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"Yeah. Food for tools. We'll need to set aside five crates twice a week, but we'll get some decent tools to help speed up excavation." Jeb explained.
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The Trap Master tapped his claws against his scales in thought.
"That's doable."
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"You sure? Cuz I'm more than happy to do it all myself." Jeb said and conjured an apple to make his point.
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"No. The tools are for us, we should assist. Besides, we gathered more for our former master. Five crates twice a week will be easy enough to do." The Trap Master stated in a relaxed tone.
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"Alright, if you're certain." Jeb said.
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"I am. We'll let you know if anything changes." The Trap Master replied.
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"Alright, have it your way." Jeb returned and departed while tossing the conjured apple towards the lazing salamanders nearby.
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Jeb ported down to the main gathering area. The place was just as busy as when he left as the kobolds went about their duties and tasks with vigor and joy that he's only really seen when they were staying in his basement. Guess he was the one living in their basement now, he thought with a chuckle.
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He played with the gold and garnet band as he shuffled nervously. Wasn't sure why he was so nervous, he thought. She already had his kids, kinda, sorta. They were already living together. This would just be the natural progression of things. Kinda, sorta. He heaved in a big gulp of air to steady his nerves.
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"Alright. Quite procrastinatin' Jeb." He muttered to himself and started down the tunnel towards his home.
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He stopped when his boot stepped on something different. He looked down and picked up a magazine page.
"Modern courtin' for the modern woman? Where the hell did this come from?"
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Probably Sammy's, Jeb thought as he tossed aside the girly garbage. Not sure what it was doing out here though. Maybe she brought it for Thanksgiving and forgot it? Or maybe the kobolds swiped it when they raided her hairspray? Or maybe she just left it among his other articles one of the times she and his pa would go over to his place.
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"Oh well." He said as he continued on.
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He could hear humming as he got closer, and saw a familiar pale blue light. He walked into his room and saw Ruby humming as she tinkered with something. Nearby was their eggs, sitting in the balefire. He should've panicked. He should've dropped everything and ran over trying to save his kids. That's what a father would do right?
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But he didn't have that gut wrenching feeling of seeing your kids in danger he thought he would. Still, he walked over beside Ruby. She yelped in surprise and fumbled with what she was working on as Jeb reached out a hand and touched their onyx colored eggs.
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"Jeb?! I was- They were-" Ruby tried to explain while also trying to gather her things.
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"It's alright." Jeb said.
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"It is?" She asked with concern.
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"Yeah. They're not hot." He said as he stroked the shells through the fire that did nothing to him.
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"Are you sure?" She asked with worry and concern.
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"Yeah. Doubt it'll do anythin' more to 'em." Jeb said with a bit more bitterness in his voice than he wanted there to be.
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He saw Ruby's face fall at his words. Nice job dickhead, Jeb thought to himself. He sighed and turned towards Ruby.
"I'm sorry. I'm just nervous 'bout everythin' happenin'."
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"I'm nervous too." She stated and leaned into him for a hug, which he eagerly returned.
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They held each other for a long moment before Ruby perked up and scrambled away.
"Hold on! Don't look!"
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"Look at what?" Jeb asked with a cocked brow as he did his best to hide his own gift.
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"I said don't look!" She chided.
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"Alright!" He said with a laugh.
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He turned away as he heard her grumbling and fumbling with whatever she was working on when he walked in on her. While he waited, he stretched out his hand and caressed their eggs. Please don't get any weirder, he pleaded mentally while he waited.
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"Ok! You can look now!" Ruby called at last.
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Jeb turned back around and saw Ruby holding a ring towards him. It was some braided copper wire with a couple of small pearls threaded on. She held it up to him.
"What do you think?"
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Wait, was this a gift or was she asking him to marry her, Jeb thought. He had to say something though, the look of confusion on his face was making Ruby sad.
"I love it! What's it for exactly?"
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"Well, I'm courting you!" She said as Jeb accepted the copper and pearl braided band.
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"Courtin' me? What does that-" Jeb started when he noticed a rustle from his left boot.
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He looked down and pulled off a piece of paper that had stuck to it. MODERN COURTING FOR THE MODERN WOMAN, it said in bold on the paper. He turned it around towards Ruby.
"Did you read this?"
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She shuffled.
"Yes? I wasn't sure how you court a human in this world! But the words were confusing and didn't make any sense and- why are you laughing?"
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"I'm laughin' because this is trash! None of the stuff in here is how you should court someone!" Jeb said with a laugh.
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"But it says-" Ruby started when Jeb tossed the magazine paper into the nearby fire, which ate it instantly.
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"It's just somethin' that girls read to pass the time. Nothin' in there is worth the paper it's printed on." Jeb declared.
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"Oh. So?" Ruby asked dejectedly as she gestured to the ring she made for Jeb.
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"This is just fine. Though do you know what it means to get a ring for someone?" Jeb asked.
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"That they love one another?" Ruby said a little unsure now.
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"Yeah. I guess it does. But the act of givin' someone you love a ring is a symbol that you want to be together." Jeb explained and produced his own gift for Ruby.
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Her eyes went wide as she grasped the gold and garnet band.
"But we're already together."
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"Yeah. We are."
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"So what does the rings mean?" Ruby asked as she examined the band.
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"Well, it's more religious really."
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"Oh?"
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"Yeah. It's supposed to mean... somethin'." Jeb started as he realized he didn't entirely recall what the meaning of the ring was supposed to mean.
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"Mean what?" Ruby pressed as she tried to fit the band on her arm and then her tail.
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"Well. It generally means being together forever."
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"But why the ring?"
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"It means a sort of exclusivity for folk." Jeb explained.
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"Why? What about the rest of the tribe? Does that mean you won't help them?" She asked.
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"No! I can, or will, or... this is harder than I thought it'd be." Jeb said with a sigh.
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Ruby cocked a brow as well.
"So what happens?"
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"Well, we exchange rings and promise to love one another forever. In sickness and health and yada yada. Then we're husband and wife." Jeb explained.
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"Why? We're already mates and we love one another. What does our health have to do with it? And what is a 'husband and wife'?"
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"Well... You know what? Forget it. Do you promise to love me?"
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"Yes! Do you?"
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"Yup!"
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"Yay!" Ruby cried and hugged Jeb.
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"And I now pronounce you man and wife." Jeb muttered as he kissed Ruby.
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Ruby giggled and pulled away.
"So what happens now?"
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"Now... I don't know. Usually there would also be paper work, but given... us, it prob'bly wouldn't matter."
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"So what changes?" Ruby asked as she affixed the gold and garnet band to one of her horns with a smile.
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"Uhm... nothin'? We're already together, we already live together, we already have kids... kinda." Jeb listed off.
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"So what's the rings supposed to mean?"
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"It means... I love you." Jeb replied at last, giving up on trying to explain something he himself wasn't entirely informed of.
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"I love you too!" Ruby cried and kissed him.
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He returned the kiss. Not like this would've been an official wedding anyway, Jeb thought. They don't exactly have a licensed priest to officiate it. Or witnesses. He doubt their still shelled eggs would count. He could ask the Chief to oversee it. But he already got a headache trying to explain marriage to Ruby, he didn't really want to explain it to the Chief, or any other kobolds that might be interested.
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Not like it made anything different, Jeb thought. Ruby was right. They loved one another. They lived together. They had kids together. For all intense and purpose, they were mates. Sure if he was particularly religious he could insist on going to a church and doing things official. But given how things have turned out for them lately, he wouldn't be surprised if he burst into flames stepping inside a church.
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Well, there was ONE tradition that they could still do, Jeb thought with a smirk as he picked up Ruby bridal style.
"Wanna consummate our marriage?"
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"What does that mean?" She asked.
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"Don't worry. You'll like it." Jeb said as he led her over to their moss bed.
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F9 Theatrical and F9 Directors Cut (Bundle) HD MA $4
Family Guy It's a Trap SD Itunes $2
Fast Five Extended Edition HD MA $2
Fast Five SD Itunes $1.50
Fast and Furious 6 Extended Edition HD MA $1.75
Fast and Furious 6 Extended Edition HD Itunes $2
Fences 4K Itunes $2
Fifty Shades Darker Unrated HD MA $2
Fifty Shades of Grey Unrated HD MA $1.75
Fifty Shades of Grey Theatrical 4K Itunes $2
Finding Dory HD GP $2
Florence Foster Jenkins HD Vudu $2
Florence Foster Jenkins HD Itunes $2
Frozen 4K Itunes or HD MA $3
Frozen HD GP $2
Frozen Sing Along HD GP $2
Furious 7 Extended Edition HD MA $1.75
Furious 7 Extended Edition 4K Itunes $2
Fury SD MA $1.75
Gemini Man HD Vudu $2
Gemini Man 4K Itunes $2.50
Ghost in the Shell (2017) HD Vudu $2
Ghost in the Shell (2017) 4K Itunes $2.50
Ghost Team One HD Itunes $2
G.I. Joe Retaliation 4K Itunes $3
G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra SD Itunes $2
Girls Trip HD MA $2.50
Girls Trip HD Itunes $2.50
Gods not Dead A Light in Darkness HD MA $2
Gods Of Egypt SD Vudu $1.50
Goosebumps SD MA $2
Grace Stirs Up Success HD MA $2
Grace Unplugged HD Vudu $2
Grown Ups 2 SD MA $2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 HD GP $2
Hammer of the Gods SD Vudu $2
Hansel and Gretal Witch Hunters (Unrated) HD Vudu $2
Hansel and Gretal Witch Hunters (Unrated) 4K Itunes $2.50
Hardcore Henry HD Itunes $2.50
Hard Target 2 HD MA $2.50
Hard Target 2 HD Itunes $2.50
Haywire SD Itunes $2
Heaven is for Real SD MA $2
Heaven is for Real HD MA $2.50
Hell or High Water SD Vudu $1.50
Hidden Figures 4K Itunes or HD MA $2.50
Hillsong Let Hope Rise HD MA $2
Hillsong Let Hope Rise HD Itunes $2
Home HD MA $2
Home Alone/Home Alone 2 SD MA (Bundle) $4
Home Alone 2 HD Itunes or HD MA $2.50
Hope Springs SD MA $1.50
Hotel Transylvania SD MA $2
Hotel Transylvania 2 SD MA $2
Hot Tub Time Machine SD Itunes $2
Hours SD Vudu $1.50
Hunter Killer 4K Itunes or HD Vudu $2.50
I, Frankenstein HD Vudu or HD Itunes $2.50
I Feel Pretty HD Itunes $2 (can no longer purchase direct)
I am Wrath SD Vudu $1.50
Ice Age HD MA $2.50
Immortals SD Itunes $1.75
Independence Day Resurgence 4K Itunes or HD MA $2
Inside Out HD GP $2
Interstellar HD Vudu $2
Iron Man 3 4K Itunes or HD MA $3
Iron Man 3 HD GP $2
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit HD Vudu $1.50
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit 4K Itunes $2.50
Jarhead 2 HD Itunes $2.50
John Wick SD Vudu $1.25
John Wick HD Vudu $2
John Wick 1 4K Vudu $2.50
John Wick 1 and 2 (Bundle) HD Vudu $4
John Wick Chapter 2 HD Vudu $2.50
John Wick Chapter 2 4K Itunes $3
Joy 4K Itunes or HD MA $2.50
Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle SD MA $2
Jurassic World HD MA $2
Jurassic World 4K Itunes $2.50
Kidnap HD Itunes $2
Killer Elite HD Itunes $2
Last Knights HD Vudu $2
Lee Daniels The Butler HD Vudu $2
Leprechaun Origins HD Vudu $2
Life of Pi HD MA $2
Lockout (Unrated) SD MA $2
Lone Survivior HD MA $1.75
Lone Survivior 4K Itunes $2
Looper HD MA $2.50
Looper SD MA $1.50
Maggie HD Vudu $1.50
Maleficent HD GP $2
Mechanic Ressurection SD Vudu $1.50
Megan Leavey HD MA $2
Megan Leavey HD Itunes $2
Men in Black 3 HD MA $2.50
Men in Black 3 SD MA $1.50
Mickey's Christmas Carol HD MA $3
Mission Impossible Fallout HD Vudu $2
Mission Impossible Fallout 4K Itunes $2.50
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol SD Vudu $1.25
Mission Impossible Rogue Nation HD Vudu $2
Mission Impossible Rogue Nation 4K Itunes $2.50
Miss Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children HD MA $2
Moms Night Out SD MA $2
Mortal Instruments City of Bones SD MA $1.50
Mulan (Live Action) HD GP $2
My Big Fat Wedding 2 HD Itunes $2
Nerve SD Vudu $2
Night at the Museum Secret of The Tomb 4K Itunes or HD MA $2.50
Noah HD Itunes $2
Norm of the North HD Vudu $2
Now You See Me HD Vudu $2
Now You See Me HD Itunes $2
Now You See Me 2 SD Vudu $1.50
Now You See Me 2 4K Itunes $2.50
Olympus has Fallen HD MA $2.50
Olympus has Fallen SD MA $1.50
Orange is the New Black: Season 1 SD Vudu $1.50
Overdrive HD Itunes $2
Oz the Great and Powerful HD MA $2
Oz the Great and Powerful HD GP $2
Paddington HD Vudu $2.50
Patriots Day HD Vudu $2
Paranormal Activity 3 SD Vudu $1
Paranormal Activity 3 Extended HD Vudu $1.75
Paranormal Activity 3 Extended HD Itunes $1.50
Parental Guidance HD MA $1.50
Parental Guidance SD Itunes $1
Parker HD MA $2.50
Parker SD MA $1.50
Patriots Day HD Vudu $2
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 SD MA $1.50
Peter Rabbit SD MA $2
Percy Jackson The Lighting Thief SD Itunes $2
Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters HD MA $2.50
Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters SD Itunes $1.50
Pixels SD MA $2
Planes HD MA $2
Precious Cargo HD Vudu $2
Ralph Breaks The Internet HD MA $3
Rambo SD Itunes $2
Reclaim SD Vudu $2
Red 2 HD Vudu $1.50
Red Dawn (Newer) SD Itunes $2
Redemption HD Vudu $2
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter SD MA $2
Ride Along HD Itunes $2
Ride Along 2 HD Itunes $2
Rise of the Guardians HD MA $2
Robin Hood (2010) SD Itunes $2
Robocop (Newer) HD Vudu $2
Rogue Warfare HD Vudu $2
Roman J. Israel Esq SD MA $2
Safe SD Itunes $1.50
Safe HD Vudu $2
Safe House HD MA $2
Safe House HD Itunes $2
Sausage Party SD MA $2
Selma HD Vudu $2
Selma HD Itunes $2
Serena SD Vudu $2
Seventh Son HD Itunes $2
Sex Tape SD MA $2
Show Dogs HD MA $2
Sicario: Day of the Soldado SD MA $1.50
Side Effects HD Itunes $2
Sinister SD Itunes $1
Skiptrace SD Vudu $2
Skyscraper HD MA $2
Skyfall HD Vudu $2
Skyfall SD Itunes $1.50
Sleepless HD Itunes $2
Snatched 4K Itunes (MA redeemable but HD) $2
Snitch HD Vudu $1.50
Snitch SD Itunes $1
Snow White and the Huntsman Extended Edition HD MA $2.50
Snow White and the Huntsman HD Itunes $2.50
Spectre HD Vudu $2.50
Standoff HD Vudu $2.50
Stand Up Guys HD Vudu $2
Star Trek SD Vudu or Itunes $1.50
Star Trek Beyond HD Vudu $1.50
Star Trek Beyond 4K Itunes $2
Star Trek Into Darkness SD Vudu or Itunes $1.50
Star Trek Into Darkness HD Vudu $2
Star Trek Into Darkness 4K Itunes $2.50
Star Wars The Force Awakens HD GP $2
Star Wars The Force Awakens 4K Itunes or HD MA $3
Star Wars The Last Jedi HD GP $2
Step Up Revolution HD Vudu $2
Step Up Revolution SD Itunes $2
Suburicon 4K Itunes $2.50
Taken SD Itunes $2
Taken 2 SD Itunes $1.50
Taken 2 HD MA $2
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) HD Vudu $2
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) 4K Itunes $2.25
That Awkward Moment SD MA $2.25
The A-Team SD Itunes $2
The Adventures of Tintin SD Vudu $1.50
The Amazing Spider-Man 1 SD $1.50
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 SD MA $1.50
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 HD MA $2
The Big Wedding SD Itunes $1.50
The Bourne Legacy HD MA $2
The Bourne Legacy 4K Itunes $2.50
The Cabin in the Woods SD Itunes $1.50
The Call SD MA $1.50
The Case for Christ HD Itunes $2
The Commuter 4K Itunes or HD Vudu $2.50
The Condemned 2 HD Vudu $2.50
The Dark Tower HD MA $2.50
The Descendants SD Itunes $1.50
The Devil Inside SD Vudu $2
The Dictator SD Vudu $1.50
The Dictator HD Vudu $2
The Dictator HD Itunes $2
The Divergent Series: Allegiant 4K Itunes $2.50
The Divergent Series: Insurgent HD Vudu $2
The Duff HD Vudu $1.50
The Equalizer SD MA $2
The Equalizer 2 HD MA $2.50
The Equalizer 2 SD MA $2
The Expendables 2 HD Vudu $1
The Expendables 2 4K Itunes $2
The Expendables 2 SD Itunes $1
The Expendables 3 HD Vudu $1
The Expendables 3 4K Vudu $2
The Expendables 3 4K Itunes $2
The Expendables 3 (Unrated) HD Vudu $2
The Expendables 3 (Unrated) HD Itunes $2
The Fate of the Furious Theatrical Ed. HD MA $1.50
The Fate of the Furious Theatrical Ed. 4K Itunes 2
The Fate of the Furious Extended Directors Cut HD MA $1.75
The Fault in our Stars 4K Itunes or HD MA $2
The Frozen Ground HD Vudu $2
The Guilt Trip HD Itunes $2
The Hateful Eight HD Vudu $2.50
The Heat SD MA $1.750
The Heat SD Itunes $1.50
The Hero of Color City SD Vudu $1.50
The Hero of Color City HD Vudu $2
The Hitmans Bodyguard HD Vudu/Itunes $2
The Hunger Games HD Vudu $1
The Hunger Games SD Itunes $0.75
The Hunger Games Catching Fire HD Vudu $2
The Hunger Games Mockingjay pt. 1 HD Vudu $2
The Hunger Games Mockingjay pt. 2 HD Vudu $2
The Imitation Game HD Vudu $2
The Internship HD MA $2.50
The Internship SD Itunes $2
The Interview SD MA $2
The Last Stand SD Itunes $1
The Last Stand HD Vudu $2
The Last Witch Hunter SD Vudu $1.50
The Last Witch Hunter HD Vudu $2
The Last Witch Hunter 4K Itunes $2.50
The Legend of Hercules HD Vudu $1.50
The Legend of Hercules 4K Itunes $2
The Lion King (Live Action) 4K Itunes or HD MA $3
The Little Mermaid (Animated) HD MA $3
The Longest Ride 4K Itunes (MA redeemable but HD) $1.50
The Magnificent Seven (2016) HD Vudu $2
The Monuments Men SD MA $2
The Mountain Between Us 4K Itunes or HD MA $2
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor SD Itunes $1.50
The Nut Job 2 HD Itunes $2
The Peanuts Movie 4K Itunes or HD MA $2.75
The Perks of Being a Wallflower HD Vudu $1.50
The Perka of Being a Wallflower HD Itunes $1.50
The Perks of Being a Wallflower SD Itunes $1
The Possession SD Itunes $1.50
The Possession of Hannah Grace SD MA $2
The Prince HD Vudu $2.50
The Protector 2 SD Vudu $2
The Purge HD MA $2
The Ressurection of Gavin Stone HD MA $2
The Ressurection of Gavin Stone HD Itunes $2
The Revenant HD MA $2
The Revenant 4K Itunes $2.75
The Scorpion King 3 HD MA $2.50
The Scorpion King 3 HD Itunes $2.50
The Secret Life of Pets 4K Itunes $2
The Shack HD Itunes $2
The Shallows SD MA $2
The Spectacular Now SD Vudu $1.50
The Three Stooges SD Itunes $2
The Trust SD Vudu $1.50
The Twlight Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 Extended HD Vudu $2.50
The Twlight Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 SD Itunes $1.50
The Twlight Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 HD Vudu $1.75
The Twlight Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 SD Itunes $1.50
The Twlight Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 4K Itunes $2
The Vow SD MA $1.50
The Wedding Ringer SD MA $2
The Wolverine SD Itunes $2
Thor Ragnarok HD GP $2
Think Like a Man SD MA $1.50
Total Recall (2012) SD MA $1.50
Tower Heist HD Itunes $2
Trainwreck HD Itunes $2
Transformers Age of Extinction HD Vudu $2
Transformers Dark of the Moon HD Vudu $2
Transformers The Last Knight HD Vudu $2
Transformers The Last Knight 4K Itunes $2
Transporter 3 SD Itunes $2
Trolls HD MA $2
Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas HD Vudu $2
Tyler Perry's Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned HD Vudu $2
Tyler Perry's Madeas Witness Protection HD Vudu $2
Tyler Perry's Madeas Witness Protection SD Itunes $1.50
Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club HD Vudu $2
Tyler Perry's Temptation HD Vudu $2
Underworld Awakening SD MA $2
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets HD Vudu $2.50
Vanishing on 7th Street SD Itunes $2
Venom SD MA $1.50
Vice HD Vudu $2
Walking with Dinosaurs The Movie SD Itunes $1.50
Warm Bodies SD Itunes $1.50
Warm Bodies HD Vudu $2
Warcraft HD MA $2
Warcraft 4K Itunes $2.50
War Room SD MA $1.50
What to Expect When You're Expecting HD Vudu $1.50
What to Expect When You're Expecting SD Itunes $1
When the Bough Breaks SD MA $1.50
When the Game Stands Still SD MA $1.50
White House Down SD MA $1.50
White House Down HD MA $2.50
Wild Card HD Vudu $2
X-Men Apocalypse 4K Itunes or HD MA $2.50
X-Men Origins Wolverine SD Itunes $2
XXX Return of Xander Cage HD Vudu $2
XXX Return of Xander Cage 4K Itunes $2.50
Young Adult SD Vudu $2
Zero Dark Thirty SD MA $1.50

I am a beginner in robotics and i’m very passionate about it. My school does a yearly showcase of different electronics projects made by students and the best ones get presented in various exhibitions in the city and even abroad. Me and my group have decided one of our projects to be a transformers car but neither of us has a good idea on how to start. We have about a year of time to do these projects so it shouldn’t be a problem. If anyone could give me any tips I would highly appreciate it.

I am currently taking paypal for games, you always go first and cover fees
For game trades, you always go first and message me, usually it takes me about 1-2 days to get back to you at the latest
My Rep Page has not been updated in about 5 years, but I have a lot of trades finished
Bolded items are just the ones I would like to consider keeping so don't feel as though you need to offer more for the game
Wants
Oneshot
Subnautica
Stellaris (and dlc)
Wishlist Items
Have
A Plague Tale: Innocence
ADOM (ANCIENT DOMAINS OF MYSTERY)
Bridge Constructor Portal
Chivalry 2 - Epic Edition
Deep Rock Galactic
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut
Doom Eternal
Elite Dangerous
Endless Space 2 - Digital Deluxe Edition
Ghostrunner
Honey I Joined a Cult
Lost Ruins
Mass Effect Legendary Edition (temporarily unavailable)
MONSTER TRAIN (FIRST CLASS - COLLECTORS EDITION)
OUTWARD + THE SOROBOREANS AND OUTWARD SOUNDTRACK
PATHFINDER: WRATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS
Rebel Inc: Escalation
REMNANT: FROM THE ASHES - COMPLETE EDITION
Roboquest
SCP:Secret Files
SHOTGUN KING: THE FINAL CHECKMATE
Songs of Conquest
Spyro™ Reignited Trilogy
Surviving Mars
THE OUTER WORLDS: SPACER'S CHOICE EDITION
Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales
VALKYRIA CHRONICLES 4 COMPLETE EDITION
Wasteland 3
Yakuza 4 Remastered
2064: Read Only Memories
20XX
7 Grand Steps

observer (x3)

A Good Snowman is Hard to Build
A Juggler's Tale
A Mortician's Tale
A New Beginning - Final Cut
Aaero
Aces and Adventures
AER Memories of Old (x2)
Age of Wonders III
Ageless
Agents of Mayhem
AI War: Fleet Command
Alien Spidy
Aliens:Fireteam Elite
Alina of the Arena
All You Can Eat
Aragami 2
Arcade Paradise
Army Men RTS
Ashes of the Singularity: Escalation (x2)
Assassin's Creed® Origins
Assault Android Cactus
Atom RPG Trudograd
Atomicrops
AUTONAUTS VS PIRATEBOTS
Backbone
Bad End Theater
Banner Saga Trilogy - Deluxe Pack
Banners of Ruin
Bastion (x2)
Batman Arkham Origins (x2)
Battle Chef Brigade
Beacon Pines
Beat Hazard Ultra
Bee Simulator
Before Your Eyes
BEHIND THE FRAME: THE FINEST SCENERY
Beholder
BENDY AND THE DARK REVIVAL
Beneath Oresa
Between the Stars
Beyond a Steel Sky
Binary Domain
Bioshock Remastered
BioShock: The Collection
Biped
Black Book
Blade Assault
Blasphemous
Blazing Beaks
Bleed 2
Bloodstained®︎: Ritual of the Night
Bone - Episode 1 & Episode 2
Boomerang Fu (x3)
Borderlands 3 Super Deluxe
Boreal Blade
Boyfriend Dungeon
Broken Age (x2)
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
Brutal Legend
BUILDER SIMULATOR
Burly Men At Sea (x2)
Bury Me, My Love
Celeste
Chasm
Chicken Police
Children of Silentown
CHUCHEL Cherry Edition (x2)
CivCity: Rome
Coffee Talk
COMMAND & CONQUER REMASTERED COLLECTION
Company of Heroes 2 + Company of Heroes 2 - Whale and Dolphin Conservation Charity Pattern Pack
Conan Chop Chop
CONTROL STANDARD EDITION (Steam or Epic Games)
COOK, SERVE, DELICIOUS! 3
Coromon
Crowntakers
Crusader Kings Complete
Cultist Simulator (x2)
Curious Expedition
CURSE OF THE DEAD GODS
Cyber Hook
DARK PICTURES ANTHOLOGY: HOUSE OF ASHES
Darkside Detective
Darksiders Genesis
Darksiders II Deathinitive Edition (x2)
Darksiders Warmastered Edition
Dead In Bermuda
Deadly Days
Death Squared (x2)
Deathloop
Decieve Inc.
Deleveled
Desperados 3
Destroy All Humans!
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
Disciples: Liberation
Distance
DISTRAINT 2 + Soundtrack
Distrust (x3)
Drawful 2
DUCATI - 90th Anniversary
Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever Hail to the Icons
Duke Nukem Forever The Doctor Who Cloned Me
Dungeons 3 (x2)
Dusty Revenge: Co-Op Edition
Dwarfs!?
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Blood Storm + DLC
EarthNight
Eastside Hockey Manager
Elderborn
Eldest Souls
Elex
Ellipsis
Embr
Emily is Away <3
ENCASED: A SCI-FI POST-APOCALYPTIC RPG
Endless Space® - Collection (x2)
Epic Chef
Eternal Threads
Euro Truck Simulator 2
Europa Universalis IV
Evan's Remains
Evergarden
EVERSPACE™
Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered
Fallout 1
Family Man
Farmer's Dynasty
Fibbage XL
Fights in Tight Spaces
Figment
Finding Paradise
First Class Trouble
Five Dates
Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
Foretales
Fort Triumph
Founders' Fortune
Framed Collection
Framed Collection (x2)
Freddi Fish 2: The Case of the Haunted Schoolhouse
Freddi Fish 3: The Case of the Stolen Conch Shell
Freddi Fish 4: The Case of the Hogfish Rustlers of Briny Gulch
Freddi Fish 5: The Case of the Creature of Coral Cove
Freddi Fish and Luther's Maze Madness
Freddi Fish and Luther's Water Worries
Freedom Force
Freedom Force vs. The Third Reich
Friends Vs Friends
FTL
Full Metal Furies
Full Throttle Remastered (x2)
Fury Unleashed
Gas Station Simulator
Genesis Noir
Get In The Car, Loser!
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
God's Trigger
Golf Gang
Gonner
GRAV (Early Access)
Greedfall
GRID 2
Grime
Grow: Song of the Evertree
Growing Up
Guns of Icarus Online
Hacknet (x2) + Hacknet Labyrinths DLC (x1)
Haiku, the Robot
Hammerting
Hard Reset Redux
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Heaven's Vault
Heavenly Bodies (x2)
Hell Let Loose
Hell Pie
Hello Neighbor Hide and Seek
Hellpoint
Hero Siege Complete + Cyberpunk Samurai + Demon Slayer Bundle + Extra slots & stash space + ClassShield Lancer + Shaman + Plague Doctor + Marauder + Amazon+Avenger Paladin DLCs
Heroes of Hammerwatch
Hexcells Complete Pack
Hidden & Dangerous 2: Courage Under Fire
Hidden & Dangerous: Action Pack
Hidden Folks
HITMAN™: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (x2)
HIVESWAP: Act 1
Hokko life
Hollow Knight
Hot Brass
Hot Wheels Unleashed
Hotshot Racing
Hyper Light Drifter
I am not a Monster: First Contact
I'm not a Monster
If Found...
Impostor Factory
In Between
In Sound Mind
Injustice Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition (x3)
INK Deluxe Edition
Iris and the Giant
Iron Harvest
Jack Move
JumpJet Rex
Jupiter Hell
Jurassic World Evolution - Deluxe Dinosaur Pack
Just Cause 3 XXL Edition
Kerbal Space Program
KeyWe
Kill it with Fire
KillSquad
Kingdom Classic
Kingdom Two Crowns
Kingdom: New Lands (x2)
Knights of Pen and Paper 2
Kraken Academy!!
Late Shift
Later Alligator
Lawn Mowing Simulator
Legend of Keepers
Legion TD2-MULTIPLAYER TOWER DEFENSE
LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham
LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham Premium Edition
LEGO DC Super-Villains Deluxe Edition
LEGO Ninjago Movie Video Game
LEGO® Batman 2 DC Super Heroes™
LEGO® Worlds
Let's Explore the Farm (Junior Field Trips)
Let's Explore the Jungle (Junior Field Trips)
Levelhead
Leviathan Warships
Life is Strange 2: Complete Season
Life is Strange: True Colors
Lone Fungus
Lords and Villeins
Lostwinds
Lovecraft's Untold Stories
Lumino City
Luna's Wandering Stars
Machinarium
Mad Max
Mafia: Definitive Edition
Mafia: Definitive Edition
Magicka
Maid of Sker
Majesty 2
Majesty Gold HD
Marooners
Masquerade: The Baubles of Doom
Massive Chalice
Meeple Station
Merchany of the Skies
Metal Hellsinger
Metro Exodus
Midnight Protocol
Mind Scanners
Mini Metro
MINIT (x2)
MirrorMoon EP
Monster Loves You
Monster Prom 2: Monster Camp
Moonlighter
Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
Morkredd
MOTHERGUNSHIP
Moving Out
Mr. Shifty
Mr.Prepper
Mushroom 11
My Memory of Us
My Time at Portia
Narita Boy
Naruto to Boruto: Shinobi Strikers
NBA 2K20
NEBUCHADNEZZAR
Necromunda: Hired Gun
Necronator: Dead Wrong (x2)
Neo Cab
Neon Abyss
Neon Drive (Steam)
Newt One
Niche (x3)
NICKELODEON ALL-STAR BRAWL
Nimbatus The Space Drone Constructor
Ninja Pizza Girl
No Time to Explain Remastered
No Time to Relax
Not For Broadcast
Not Tonight
Oaken
Offworld Trading Company + Jupiter's Forge Expansion Pack (x2)
Old Man's Journey
OlliOlli World - Rad edition
OlliOlli2: Welcome to Olliwood
Omno
One Step From Eden
Operation Flashpoint: Red River
OPERATION: TANGO
Opus Magnum
Orwell: Ignorance is Strength (x2)
Orwell: Keeping an Eye on You (x3)
Othercide
Otxo
Out of the Park Baseball 18
Overcooked! 2 - Surf 'n' Turf Pack
Overcooked! 2 - Too Many Cooks
Overgrowth
Overlord II
OZYMANDIAS: BRONZE AGE EMPIRE SIM
PAC-MAN™ CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION 2
Pajama Sam 2: Thunder And Lightning Aren't So Frightening
Pajama Sam 3: You Are What You Eat From Your Head To Your Feet
Pajama Sam's Lost & Found
Pajama Sam's Sock Works
Pajama Sam: Games to Play on Any Day
Pale Echoes
Panzer Corps 2
Paper Fire Rookie
Paperbark
Paradigm (x2)
Paradise Killer
Party Hard (x2)
Patch Quest
PayDay 2
Peaky Blinders: Mastermind
Pesterquest
Pesterquest
PGA TOUR 2K21
Pikuniku
Pinstripe (x2)
Plague Inc: Evolved
Planet of the Eyes
Planet Zoo
PlateUp! (x2)
Plunge
Police Stories
Police Stories
Portal Knights
Primal Carnage: Extinction
Prodeus
Project Highrise (x2)
Project Winter
Psychonauts
Putt-Putt® and Pep's Balloon-o-Rama
Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick
Putt-Putt® Enters the Race
Putt-Putt® Goes to the Moon
Putt-Putt® Joins the Circus
Putt-Putt® Joins the Parade
Putt-Putt® Travels Through Time
Putt-Putt®: Pep's Birthday Surprise
Puzzle Agent
Puzzle Agent 2
Q.U.B.E. 2
Q.U.B.E: Director's Cut
Quest of Dungeons
Quiplash
Railroad Corporation
Railroad Tycoon 3
Railroad Tycoon II Platinum
Rain World
Raji: An Ancient Epic
Rapture Rejects + Safari outfit
Realpolitiks
Rebel Cops
Rebuild 3: Gangs of Deadsville
RED SOLSTICE 2: SURVIVORS
Regency Solitaire
Regions of Ruin
Regular Human Basketball (x3)
Relicta
Remnants of Isolation
Resident Evil 0 HD REMASTER
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition
Resident Evil 6
Resident Evil HD REMASTER
Resident Evil Revelations (X2)
Resident Evil Revelations 2 Deluxe Edition
Retimed
Retro Game Crunch
Retrowave
Revita
Rime
Rise and Shine
Rising Dusk
Rituals
Road 96
Road to Ballhalla
Roadwarden
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I wasn't planning on watching Thrice Upon A Time. I had not liked the previous films and they seemed like a very inferior product compared to the original anime. However, the good reviews and opinions I saw about it encouraged me to do so. I did it with as open and tolerant a mind as possible, knowing that there was a good chance I wouldn't like the film. "What's the worst that could happen? That I don't like it and continue to prefer the original series? At least I'll be entertained for two and a half hours," I thought. What I did not expect at all is the deep feeling of disgust and repulsion that this film provoked in me, in a way that no other film has provoked in years.
I hated the movie from start to finish. I could spend hours talking about the boring action sequences, about its ugly, excessive CGI that ruins the already ugly mecha, about its disgusting hypersexualization of fucking 14-year-old girls, about how Misato's plans don't make sense, about how Last Kiss almost made me tear my ears off, or its plot full of Deus Ex Machinas with concepts conveniently taken by Hideaki Anno from the place that his last name suggests; but the real reason I'm writing this is because I feel like these movies spit on everything the excellent original work represents.
Not only because as adaptations they fail miserably, but also because they retroactively damage the original work (we'll talk about that later).
Before I begin to explain why the rebuilds are bad adaptations, I want to warn that I am going to do a relatively exhaustive review of the 4 films, so this rant is going to be very long, like staying up late on a winter night with chronic insomnia. That said, let's start to see the reasons:
WHAT IS NEON GENESIS EVANGELION?:
To understand why rebuilds fail as remakes, I must first ask you, dear reader: What does Neon Genesis Evangelion mean to you? (it should at least be familiar to you, unless you've spent your life under a bridge) What do you think about when you read that title, apart from Shinji fucking in front of a comatose Asuka? What comes to mind when you hear the most famous opening in anime history, apart from Shinji strangling the otter against Happy Thursday's throat? (in more ways than one). If your answer is: "It's a mecha anime for emos with a coomer protagonist", that's fine, I respect that; but please press the red "X" in the top right corner of your screen, you can now leave.
Now, I'm going to get serious and explain my definition: Evangelion is a work about the hedgehog's dilemma and the difficulties of forming emotional bonds that human beings have, as well as the consequences of trying to separate from them for fear of rejection. It is not a story about heroes. It's not a story about saving the world. In Evangelion there are neither heroes nor villains, but rather a group of emotionally broken characters trying to be happy in a world just as broken as them. The real enemy of Evangelion is not the angels. It is the lack of communication and empathy.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilema_del_erizo
It is that same lack of communication and empathy that progressively causes everything to go to hell to conclude with a cathartic and bleak ending, but consistent with the themes of the work. It is therefore an existentialist work about human relationships disguised as a mecha anime. This, added to a unique visual style, daring direction, and mechas like never before seen on television, made Evangelion one of the most influential anime in all of history, as well as a true commercial success for Gainax Studio. Success that encouraged other studios to carry out projects such as Cowboy Bebop or Serial Experiment Lain, taking anime towards a new golden age.
Even today you can hear the echoes of that Third Impact of End of Evangelion in 1997. The list of works influenced by Evangelion both inside and outside of Japan is endless. Of course, it is not a perfect work, nor extensive in errors: its target audience is ambiguous, many of the biblical references are more for decoration than anything else, and several aspects of the ending(s) could have been explained better. However, many of these errors can be attributed to a lack of time and budget during the production of the original anime (which was quite chaotic and improvised); therefore, they are understandable and forgivable.
In summary, we can conclude that Evangelion is a dark, introspective, provocative and unique work (at least at its time). This is also combined with a unique visual identity and complex characters whose relationships intertwine and interconnect throughout the work. The sum of all these factors is what led Evangelion to be such a critically acclaimed work that it transcended its own genre and became an icon of popular culture. And this in turn constitutes the biggest mistake of rebuilds; because they commit the biggest sin that an adaptation can commit: denying everything that made the original work great.
ADAPTING WITHOUT A CLEAR PURPOSE:
One of the biggest problems with these remakes (as well as a clear example of what I'm saying) is their total narrative inconsistency. Let me explain: the first rebuilds movie (1.11) is a literal copy-paste of the first 6 chapters of the original anime, with practically the same scenes, dialogues and even music. This makes the film completely redundant and unnecessary (and makes one wonder why it exists); But in any case, the message is being conveyed that the purpose of these remakes is to adapt the original series as faithfully as possible to the cinema with a current animation style.
However, the second movie (2.22) is a... something. A pastiche of new and old things where the plot broadly follows that of the original anime, but with many things changed (of course, for the worse) and a different ending. All this compressing no less than 14 chapters of the original anime into two and a half hours. Here the message that one can infer is that it seeks to adapt the original story (very briefly) by changing and rearranging certain elements, now more in line with what an adaptation is.
However, then we get to 3.33 and... well, after a 14-year because reasons timeskip, we're now in a post-post-apocalyptic world (repetition intended) where ex-Nerv members fight against Nerv itself. Nerv in giant spaceships, there are mechas everywhere, Misato is a sociopath, and Shinji and Asuka still look exactly the same because "DAMN JEBA." Here we can infer that what is sought is to create a totally new story and take it in different directions than the original. The following movie (3.0+1.01) is the only one that is consistent with this purpose.
Whether all these narrative pirouettes were planned in advance or not (clearly not), we can see that there is a clear incongruity between what is intended to be done and what is finally done. All of this generates a strong narrative chaos where the elements and themes of the original anime are mixed with the new ones, creating a total inconsistency. Since also in 3.0+1.01 it is revealed (unfortunately to me) that everything is part of the same universe and this is not really a remake, the excuse of "they are different universes, they don't have to be the same" doesn't work either.
In fact, one thing that you will see me comment a lot throughout this article is the lack of narrative consistency of these remakes, especially in comparison to the original work.
A HEDGEHOG WITHOUT TICKS:
No character in Evangelion better embodies the central theme of the work than Shinji Ikari, its own protagonist. Shinji is not a hero: he is not brave. He is not a genius. He is not charismatic. He is not selfless. He doesn't want to save the world. His reason for piloting the Eva is to gain recognition and appreciation from others; especially from his father, whom he hates, but at the same time admires; He feels that she despises him, but he also wants (and needs) that she loves him. Shinji spends the entire series in the dilemma between escaping from what hurts him (classic avoidance behavior) or accepting it and moving on, even at the risk of being hurt again.
This theme is rock solid throughout the entire original series: from the first to the last chapter of the anime, and from minute one to the very end of End of Evangelion. Even the opening itself makes several visual references to Shinji's hedgehog dilemma. This can make Shinji an infuriating character for audiences accustomed to typical anime protagonists; but it's those same things that make Shinji such a unique and special character. He deconstructs and subverts the hero's journey. And it's not as if this hinders the plot: Shinji is not proactive, but he also does not spend the series crying, as many often claim.
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And as you may already be imagining, the Shinji of the rebuilds does not have a hedgehog's dilemma. Or rather, he has it, but only during the first movie (copy-paste of the original anime) and part of the second. This is a problem, because it creates a strong narrative inconsistency (again) where it seems that two Shinjis exist at the same time or that this one is bipolar. As of 3.33, Shinji's entire character arc is based on trying to redeem himself for his past mistakes first by unleashing "Almost Third Impact" (what a stupid name) and subsequently preventing Kaworu's death while trying to right said mistake.
Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily. The problem is that I have already seen the arc of the hero who fails to eventually rise up and succeed in 100 trillion works, while the hedgehog's dilemma in none more than in Evangelion (at least in my case). Which makes Shinji a much less interesting character. Some might argue that in 3.0 + 1.01 Shinji does have such a dilemma because he spends half the movie crawling on the ground; but there is not a hedgehog's dilemma, but rather depression for having seen Kaworu's head go KAWOOM (I know, the joke was very bad, but if he didn't do it, I would explode too).
End of Evangelion's Shinji did have such a dilemma because the reason for his depression was having been manipulated and used by someone he had previously opened up to and then forced to kill him, not for failing in his mission (in fact, he was very efficient in her mission to separate Kaworu's head from her body), which in turn brings sexual (and later, deadly) results for Asuka. I insist: narrative consistency. But this is not the worst: the worst thing is that at certain moments in these films, Shinji becomes the typical shonen savior hero, betraying the central point of his character in the original series.
https://youtu.be/E-x-f2OrWeA
A perfect example of this is the ending of 2.22, where the fight in chapter 19 (COINCENTLY from where the original anime starts to get more introspective) is transformed into a ridiculous shipping attempt, with Rei turned into a damsel in distress and Shinji into a savior hero while spouting all the typical cliché lines, topped off with a disgustingly cheesy ending. But of course, how could it end otherwise? With Shinji's Eva practicing cannibalism on Zeruel's corpse (the original scene)? Too disturbing for current times. Shinji and Rei fighting as a team to defeat him? Yes of course. Rei has enough not being in the kitchen. Besides, Asuka already takes care of that, hoping to receive her alpha male's cock as a reward.
https://youtu.be/TPS0Uk0TkP0
Because, like any good modern anime protagonist, Shinji now has a harem.
FETISHING WITHOUT CONTROL:
Of all the characters who are now part of Shinji's harem, the one who is most harmed by this is Rei (Asuka's case is different, and the other character is an infernal creation from Anno's sick mind). Not only because acting like a bitch in heat goes totally against her personality and because of the murky situation, considering that she is a clone of Shinji's mother, but also because her character is reduced to a mere fetish object that does things cute to produce tenderness in the viewer and make coomers buy their figurines.
Rei is an interesting character because he raises numerous existential questions based on the ship of Theseus paradox: the concept of identity, to what extent we can consider ourselves still ourselves, the construction and definition of a "self", etc. But here, her screen time piloting her Unit 00 is minimal (COINCENTLY most of it in 1.11) and her exploits are practically irrelevant or non-existent, also being reduced to a mere damsel in distress at the end of 2.22, as I said before.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradoja_de_Teseo
In 3.0+1.01 he doesn't even get to pilot an Eva. Her role in the film is to cause pity and produce tenderness with her total ignorance (I see that the idiot Anno forgot that all the Reis are born with basic knowledge) while she is seen with different hairstyles, different outfits, working as a farmer, taking care of a baby, etc. In short, a fetish object where she wants the public to value her for how "moe" she is instead of for her abilities or as a character. In Anno's mind, feminism advances in reverse. Ironic, considering that it was precisely Rei who unintentionally started the moe culture.
Of course, it goes without saying that Rei is not the only one who suffers from this extreme fetishization of her character in these films. Under the excuse of paying homage to End of Evangelion, Asuka now always wears an eye patch (needless to say it has nothing to do with having been injured there), a cap with cat ears, in addition to having a very convenient trend for the coomer public of walking naked and semi-naked through other people's houses. She sometimes puts on the plugsuit, but near the end of the movie, it is conveniently torn off, lest we forget that this is made by the Japanese.
One of the best examples of how this hareminication has destroyed the main female characters is in the elevator scene. In the original anime, Rei tries to advise Asuka in a time of particular vulnerability and depression. Rei's limited social skills, coupled with Asuka being Asuka, cause her to misinterpret the attempt to help as mockery and an act of condescension, triggering a slap from her towards Rei and a worsening of her already strained relationship and Asuka's mental state. Rei doesn't fight back because she knows that doing so would only make things even worse.
It is an excellent dramatic scene because it once again brings to the foreground the hedgehog's dilemma and the difficulties between human relationships, very much in line with what Evangelion is. In 2.22, this scene is gratuitously introduced and turned into two horny bitches fighting over which of the two will let their alpha male penetrate first, with a highly OC Rei stopping the assault attempt in a 100% gangsta way to make her see more "cool." The scene doesn't even make plot sense, because Asuka at that moment is not even depressed, and in the original anime this occurs at a much later time under a very different context.
and speaking of asuka...
SOMEONE CALLED ASUKA:
When I started watching these movies, I was afraid that Asuka's character had undergone modifications to make her more "palatable" to new audiences. What took me completely by surprise was how radically different this Asuka is from the original. So different that they can't even be considered the same character. To show it very clearly, we are going to review the personality of both:
Asuka from the original anime: An energetic and outgoing half-German, half-Japanese girl (actually it's 1/4, but who cares) who loves to be the center of attention and have everyone praise her due to the lack of parental love received during her childhood having been abandoned by her father and supplanted by her mother, who suffered from severe mental disorders. She is extremely proud and competitive because she feels that being Eva's pilot is the only thing that gives her an identity and purpose, which makes her tend to become quickly frustrated when things don't go her way and become defensive when she feels like she is being outmaneuvered. . He loves to make fun of others (especially Shinji), to the point of being cruel at times, but he does not do it out of malice, but rather to compensate for his enormous inferiority complex due to the rejection suffered by his mother and having witnessed her. committed suicide (and possibly even tried to kill her) the day she was chosen as Eva's pilot and came running to wish her a Happy Thursday. She admires Kaji and wants to fuck him because she hates her own adolescence, she needs to feel adult and independent due to suffering from a certain Electra complex for having lacked a true father figure during her childhood. She has a sweet and vulnerable nature, but she rarely expresses it to anyone except her best friend Hikari and I better stop this now because too much text.
Rebuild Asuka (hereinafter "Asuka"): A girl soldier created by Nerv as part of a series of clones who has always been alone and thinks she doesn't need anyone, although she secretly wishes to have a family. She hits and insults others for no reason, she yells a lot, never smiles or makes jokes, and hates socializing with others, which doesn't stop her from looking for Shinji's dick within 2 days of meeting him. She always plays video games while someone is talking to her and at night she talks to herself with a doll like an autistic person.
As we can see, these two characters not only look nothing alike: several of their traits directly contradict each other. Because they look alike, they are not even alike in aesthetics: the original Asuka had red hair and dressed in the traditional feminine way, while "Asuka" is light brown and dresses in a tomboy style (which I'm not saying is wrong, I'm just commenting to show the radical difference). It's not that they have changed Asuka: it's that they have directly murdered her to supplant her by someone with whom she only shares her first name (not even her last name). And needless to say, the change has been VERY for the worse.
To describe the first character, I had to spend 15 damn lines, and even then I had to leave out many important facets of his personality, his development in the original series and his entire character arc in EoE, because if I didn't have one endless bible For the second, 6 lines were enough for me, and I could have had more left over if I had been more concise. The first character is a complex and three-dimensional character, with multiple facets, edges and layers. She feels like a real person. The second character is a generic tsundere that you can find in any mecha anime of the week. She is not even comparable to the first; She's not even a good character.
We cannot speak of Flanderization because not even the most basic traits of the character have been respected. Nor can we speak of a deconstruction because that same absence of basic traits means that there is no character construction on which to stand in the first place. Obviously, this change greatly resents the interactions between characters: the original Asuka was a charismatic and fun character with the ability to drive the plot on her own (as soon as she appears in chapter 8 of the original anime she is already changing the entire dynamic between characters) , while "Asuka" is mostly only in the background or to fight; He doesn't even have a character arc as such. In fact, in 2.22 he has even less screen time than several supporting characters.
His chemistry with Shinji is also non-existent (and I'm not just referring to the romantic level) and they barely have any development together. They like each other here because... ehhhh... she likes how he cooks and he thinks she's hot? It's not that the AsuShinji (or ShinSuka, or whatever the hell it's called) here is forced: it's just that it doesn't even make sense. The only reason people still ship them together is because they did it in the 90s. Yūko Miyamura's performance also feels very lackadaisical and lacks passion, which is quite unlike her. Although perhaps this is intentional, since her character always talks as if she has the spear of Longinus permanently stuck up her rectum. In fact, the few times she says her iconic "Anta baka?" This one feels very forced, in addition to not having her characteristic high-pitched tone.
In short, the character has suffered the same fetishization as Rei (gamer girl, tomboy, one-eyed, etc.), but also with the aggravating factor that not even her basic characteristics have been respected here. This is especially disconcerting when we take into account that the rest of the characters have their original personalities more or less intact (albeit simplified). Even more disconcerting if we take into account that Asuka is possibly the most popular character in all of Evangelion, and even more so if we consider that she is Anno's favorite character (in fact, the initial idea was for Asuka to be the protagonist).
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Given this, the inevitable question arises: "Why?" What was the point of turning Asuka into an inferior and tsundere copy of Rei, even more so when there are already three clones? It has always been rumored that Asuka is not popular in Japan, but that is completely false. The only semi-rational explanation I can think of is that they did it to please the haters. It's no secret that a portion within the Evangelion fandom (and outside of it) hates Asuka with a passion. They see her as someone toxic and cruel who dedicates herself to screwing others for no reason, without understanding that you don't have to like a well-written character.
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What these people fail to understand is that Asuka's verbal abuse is a defense mechanism to avoid opening up to others, since Asuka constantly says things that do not fit with what she really feels or thinks (clear proof is chapter 16 from the original series). It's not like it matters much, considering they were never more than an extremely vocal minority. That the character is so popular is proof of this. The great irony of all this is that the new "Asuka" is a much more unpleasant and detestable character than the original, since she lacks the redeemable qualities of the original and her moments of comic relief.
And if until now I have been more or less benevolent with this remake, this is something I cannot forgive: because changing a character just because a group of people doesn't like it is one of the most cowardly and pathetic acts in the world. that a writer can fall. The fact that this was also at the expense of one of the best female characters in the history of anime and with a wonderful story arc makes it even more bloody. Any other halfway competent writer would have responded with this.
https://youtu.be/5Js0ea6yPKM
...although if we go by Ockham's razor, the most likely explanation is simply that Hideaki Anno is mentally retarded.
A CHARACTER TO DESTROY A FRANCHISE AND BIND IT TO DARKNESS:
Mari Makinami Illustrious A.K.A María Iskariote (what an appropriate last name) is one of the worst creations ever made by humans. Not since the atomic bombs has humanity created something so horrible. Worse than the holocaust. Worse than fascism. Worse than Facebook memes. Worse than stepping on a lego. I would even dare to say that it is worse than pizza with pineapple. No character better reflects Anno's mental decline or better embodies all the problems of the current anime industry than this trash.
This character contributes absolutely nothing to the plot, he does not contribute at any time to its advancement, he lacks his own development or story, he does absolutely nothing relevant in the 3 films in which he appears, and he does not even have a defined personality. So much so, that all of her scenes could be eliminated or replaced by any other character and she would barely affect the plot, or not affect it at all.
The character is so frighteningly one-dimensional that she doesn't even show different emotions or moods during the three films in which she appears, always being perpetually happy and carefree even in tense situations for literally no reason. This leads to moments as surreal as her starting to sing and hum in scenes that are intended to be serious or dramatic (or so I think; perhaps what they wanted was to turn this into an unintentional comedy), again generating a gigantic narrative dissonance. The last third of 3.33 is the best example of this.
But that's not the worst: this character is clearly made for otaku coomers to masturbate to. She has almost every fetish possible: glasses/lenses (whatever they call it in your country), pigtails, miniskirt, schoolgirl, saying "nya", big tits, obsession with smell and tight outfits, etc. To make matters worse in 3.0 + 1.01 we discover that she is 48 years old, so we can also add the milf fetish. Evidently, her tits always bounce in her plugsuit (she would swear that never happened in the original series) and there are many close-ups of her ass. In addition to constantly making sexual advances towards Shinji, which also turns this piece of shit into a potential pedophile.
If the thing simply ended there, we could say that this character remains a mere annoying and unnecessary secondary character. Unfortunately, the character is also disruptive to the plot, occupying long filler scenes that do nothing more than waste time that is already scarce in a film, and that could have been used on something else more interesting; like Pen Pen watching TV, Pen Pen eating a sardine, etc. Without going any further, both 2.22, 3.33 and 3.0+1.01 begin with a long filler scene of her hitting on her. Well, to be honest, the 3.33 one is more Asuka, but this abortion is still out there fucking and singing.
It would not be an exaggeration to say that discussing why this character exists is much more interesting than any other debate that can be created about these films. I still think about it. However, the ending of 3.0+1.01 gives a good clue: the character was created solely and exclusively to stay with Shinji. I can only imagine that Anno made this tired of the fandom shipping and the arguments over who Shinji should stay with, so he decided to end the matter by creating his own ideal waifu with all the fetishes he likes in a woman to end it. with this. It's disgusting, but considering we're talking about a Japanese, totally possible.
It's surreal coming from the man who harshly criticized the use of anime as escapism and the excessive female objectification and sexualization in it, but it's the only semi-decent explanation I can think of. Basically, he is what is called a mascot character in literature. That would explain why this character never shows doubts, nor any kind of internal conflict, or why he is a better Eva pilot than Asuka and Rei themselves. It is also very revealing about the quality of the Rebuilds: creating a self-insert OC just to be the partner of the protagonist or another main character is the quintessential trait of all bad fanfiction.
However, among all this tsunami of disqualifications, I also have to say something positive: spending three movies giving hope to the shippers only to have Shinji be cuckolded simultaneously by Rei and Asuka in the last one and end up with a character with which had zero development (before 3.0+1.01 I didn't even know its name) is a true trolling masterclass, worthy of the best of ball pumpers. Only a true emperor of evil would have come up with such a twisted and at the same time perfect way to screw over a large part of the fandom. I give you my tens, Anno.
THE ANTI-UNIVERSE OF ANTI-NARRATIVE:
Of all the new concepts that Anno brings up at the last minute from the place named after his last name, none stands out more than the "anti-universe." Or, as I like to call it, the "anti-good writing." Basically because it perfectly represents all the problems of the rebuilds and their script. In the final stretch of 3.0+1.01 we have the last-minute revelation of a quantum plane of existence capable of turning imagined worlds into reality and changing this through Lilith, which cannot be understood by the human mind (wow, WHAT CONVENIENT!) and whose existence has never been mentioned or even hinted at in the entire franchise until CONCIDENTLY the aforementioned last third of the film.
In other words, a gigantic Deus Ex Machina created in an improvised way to avoid repeating End of Evangelion and forcing a happy ending where Shinji creates an ideal universe for each character (although that is questionable, as we will see later). And it is far from being the only one: the spear of Cassius, the Eva of Infinity, the key of Nebuchadnezzar, the Book of Life, and so on. None of these concepts are integrated into the plot in an organic and natural way, but rather they arise spontaneously at its convenience when it needs it. Except for the new "Super Berserker Mode" of the Evas, which is simply a power-up to sell figurines.
As I said before, if at least this were an alternate universe separate from the original anime, all this bombardment of concepts pulled out of the ass would be a little better justified. But the revelation that everything is a cycle and we are in the same universe as the original work only makes it even worse, generating countless inconsistencies about why they never mentioned this or never used that (what's the point of the seeds of life If you can create universes simply by imagining them?). Although without a doubt, the worst of all these new concepts is "the curse of Eve."
Here we have a new concept with very strong repercussions completely launched, which is not even an explanation in itself, it does not answer anything and to make matters worse, the same films contradict each other several times. Needless to say, this is a cheap excuse for the three main characters not to grow up and continue sexualizing 14-year-old girls after the most gratuitous timeskip ever seen. And speaking of timeskip, putting such a long one in the middle of the story is a first-time writing error. If you are writers, never do that: the bigger the time jump, the more things you will be forced to explain, since the less you do it, the more plot holes will form as a result.
And of course, here it explains little to nothing of what happened these 14 years. Like where Nerv got such a tremendous base from, if in 3.33 it seemed that together with Rei and Kaworu it was made up of four people. Or how they have gotten such an army of pseudo-Evas, especially when these are supposed to be extremely expensive (wow, and SEELE with all her unlimited resources was barely 9 in EoE). Or worse yet, how Kaji managed to stop Almost Third Impact (seriously, the name couldn't be stupider). None of these questions are answered at any time. Obviously because they can't do it.
Evangelion has always been characterized by leaving things up to the public's interpretation, but here I feel that they are vilely taking advantage of it so as not to have to give any kind of explanations. And in the case at hand, do not even pay attention to contradictions. Like Touji and Kensuke got on Unit 01 and that doesn't stop them from being 28 after the timeskip. Or that Mari appears to be 14 despite looking like an adult in Gendo's photos and flashbacks, plus the fact that Evas, by simple logic, could not exist back then.
The height of absurdity is when near the end of 3.0+1.01 the "unexpected" revelation occurs (actually we all saw it coming) that everything is a cycle and we are facing a reboot of the original timeline, of which only Kaworu seems to be conscious. He let them guess without giving them any clues how many times Kaworu mentioned or even hinted at such a thing in the original series. Needless to say, nothing is ever explained about it: Who created that cycle? (Adam? Lilith? The First Ancestral Race? Hideaki Anno's last name?) For what purpose? How does it work? How long does it last? Why is Kaworu the only one who remembers him? Do these remakes make sense?
THE DEATH OF A STYLE:
Fortress-cities folding in on themselves. Designs and constructions oscillating between the nineties, the utopian and the cyberpunk. Meshes of flesh and blood animated with the souls of the dead fighting with classical music in the background. A mysterious and ambiguous lore where aliens, technology and conspiracies mix with gnostic, cabalistic elements and the most esoteric aspects of Christianity (did the History Channel predict Evangelion?). Minimalist posters moving quickly between frames. Monochrome backgrounds flashing aggressively (bad luck if you were epileptic). So consistent with its themes that the A.T. fields themselves. They were an allegory of the hedgehog's dilemma (I'm not making this up, Kaworu himself says it in chapter 23).
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The sum of all these factors is what allowed Evangelion to build an absolutely unique identity, the one that allowed people to say "hey, that's an Eva!". Starting in 3.33, all that is lost to disappear in 3.0+1.01 in favor of giant spaceships, mechanical mechas made of pure CGI, battles full of colored lights, multiverses and time loops. I'm not saying these elements are bad in and of themselves, but I've already seen a thousand mecha stories with these. For that, I start watching any of the versions of Gundam or Macross. I could also complain about the boring shots without audiovisual language and always using the same color palette, but to be fair, that is an endemic evil of current anime.
And like any bad remake, 3.0+1.01 can't help but pay homage to several scenes from the original work, completely failing to understand the point of said scenes. As an example, we have Ritsuko shooting Gendo for no reason other than to pay homage to End of Evangelion, ignoring that the context between both scenes is very different. Furthermore, here they never explain the relationship that exists between the two, so the scene makes no sense; especially for those who never saw the original series, who will also find mentions of facts that these films have never shown or bothered to explain.
Even worse is when they try to pay homage to the iconic battle between Asuka and the Eva Series. Not only because of the total absence of the graphic violence and choreography of the original, but because what makes that fight so remembered is its emotional component, since it is preceded by a narrative catharsis in which Asuka discovers that the Her mother's soul was always in Unit 02, in addition to being marked by the constant tension of knowing if she will be able to finish the fight before the Eva's energy supply runs out. Here the Evas never run out of energy (why do they need the power supply, then?), so there is no such tension.
In the original fight Asuka may not be shooting 1387945 Evas with a super cannon larger than her as she falls through an... interdimensional hole?; But there you feel every blow, you can appreciate every movement in detail, and the dramatic tension in crescendo only improves the result. If this were a shonen, the logical thing is that Asuka would win. After all, her character arc has been wrapped up in a climactic way. Unfortunately, this is Evangelion. When the Evas Series manage to cause a mortal wound with the pseudo-spear of Longinus and the energy counter reads zero, the outcome is already decided. What happens next is horrific (Asuka's enemies are cruel to her even after she is dead), and just as horrifying are Yūko Miyamura's screams and Miki Nagasawa's performance as Maya announcing that Asuka is dead. In the Rebuilds there are no performances anywhere near that level.
End of Evangelion will be as dark and uncomfortable to watch as you want, but it is a film where all those responsible put their souls into achieving the best possible result, both on a technical and artistic level.
and well, I think that for today I have already downloaded too much, an apology for the large amount of text, I will make a second part at another time because I have so many things to comment on... anyway, I hope you have a good day/afternoon/night or when you read this .

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Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch $5
The Little Mermaid (2023) $5
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea $5 (x2)
The Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning $5
Luca (x2)
Next Goal Wins $7
Night Swim $8 (x3)
No Hard Feelings $6 (x2)
Nope $4
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (x2)
Peter Pan (1953) $4 (x2)
Poor Things $9 (x3)
The Pope’s Exorcist $5
The Rescuers Down Under $5
Shazam! Fury of the Gods $4 (x2)
Spider-Man: Homecoming (x3)
Spider-Man: Far From Home (x3)
Spider-Man: No Way Home (x8)
Thanksgiving $5 (x2)
Trolls Band Together $8 (x2)
Where the Crawdads Sing
X-Men 3-movie collection $12 (x3)
Zootopia
4K/MA Codes:
Alita: Battle Angel (x3)
American Sniper
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom $8 (x3)
The Avengers $6
The Call of the Wild
Cinderella (1950) (x2)
Dune $6 (x4)
Dune: Part Two $12 (x9)
Fast X $8 (x2)
The Flash $8 (x2)
Guardians of the Galaxy $6
Mad Max: Fury Road $6 (x2)
Madame Web $9 (x6)
The Marvels $9 (x5)
Meg 2: The Trench $8 (x3)
The Nightmare Before Christmas $8
Oppenheimer $8 (x7)
Spider-Man: No Way Home SOLD
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Wish $9 (x2)
Wonka $9
HD (non MA) codes:
A24 Horror 5-film collection $12
Devotion
The Divergent Series 3-film collection $8
Dream Scenario $8 (x2)
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
Imaginary $8 (x5)
The Iron Claw $8 (x2)
No Time to Die
Priscilla $8 (x2)
Saw 8-film collection $16 (x4)
Silent Night $7 (x2)
Sound of Freedom $7 (x2)
The Wolf of Wall Street
4K (non MA) codes:
American Psycho
The Expendables 4-film collection $16 (x4)
Expend4bles $7 (x4)
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (x2)
The Hunger Games 4-movie collection $14
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes $9 (x4)
John Wick Chapters 1-3 $12
Saw X $7 (x5)
Sleepy Hollow $7
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem $8 (x2)
Titanic (x6)
Top Gun: Maverick
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts $7 (x5)