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Hey, does anyone need babysitting, pet sitting, and house sitting? (Specifically in Delta, Ladner, South Delta, and anywhere around there.) I am a hardworking, passionate individual interested in serving in the community. I am a grade 10 at delta secondary school. The hours,time/days that work best for me is on spring break-march 14-April 1st, and summer vacation-anytime in July and most of august.

Please contact myself for more details on schedules, hours and more information. I have a lot of experience with cats, as well as dogs, however I know how to look after almost any pet/animals and happy to learn more. I also have 2 younger brothers, and a 6 year old cousin I have babysat. I have a resume. Thank you.

Here are most of the tradeable Almost Famous audios out there!
October 8, 2022 - ColorAndLight - Matinée
CAST: Casey Likes (William Miller), Solea Pfeiffer (Penny Lane), Chris Wood (Russell Hammond), Anika Larsen (Elaine Miller), Drew Gehling (Jeff Bebe), Rob Colletti (Lester Bangs), Matt Bittner (Larry Fellows), Brandon Contreras (Silent Ed Vallencourt), Chad Burris (Vic Nettles), Gerard Canonico (Dick Roswell), Julia Cassandra (Estrella), Jakeim Hart (Dennis Hope), Van Hughes (David Felton), Jana Djenne Jackson (Polexia), Katie Ladner (Sapphire), Emily Schultheis (Anita Miller), Daniel Sovich (Darryl), Libby Winters (Leslie) NOTES: Preview performance. Recorded from the orchestra.
LINK: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1T_QY8D746_bhoMBG4BEOoX-s-FuAZHcq?usp=share_link
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October 8, 2022 - BoqTheMunchkin CAST: Casey Likes (William Miller), Solea Pfeiffer (Penny Lane), Chris Wood (Russell Hammond), Anika Larsen (Elaine Miller), Drew Gehling (Jeff Bebe), Rob Colletti (Lester Bangs), Matt Bittner (Larry Fellows), Brandon Contreras (Silent Ed Vallencourt), Chad Burris (Vic Nettles), Gerard Canonico (Dick Roswell), Julia Cassandra (Estrella), Jakeim Hart (Dennis Hope), Van Hughes (David Felton), Jana Djenne Jackson (Polexia), Katie Ladner (Sapphire), Emily Schultheis (Anita Miller), Daniel Sovich (Darryl), Libby Winters (Leslie) NOTES: Recorded from front mezzanine. This show is fun and has a lot of heart. Solea is absolutely everything, Casey is giving a fantastic Broadway debut, and Chris Wood is so swoon worthy.
LINK: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-IqXXLGSVe2Sb9oWv2TSG-op571TNXT_/view?usp=drivesdk
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October 20, 2022 - bway_bean
CAST: Casey Likes (William Miller), Solea Pfeiffer (Penny Lane), Chris Wood (Russell Hammond), Anika Larsen (Elaine Miller), Drew Gehling (Jeff Bebe), Rob Colletti (Lester Bangs), Andrew Poston (s/w Larry Fellows), Kevin Trino Perdido (s/w Silent Ed Vallencourt), Chad Burris (Vic Nettles), Gerard Canonico (Dick Roswell), Alisa Menendez (s/w Estrella), Jakeim Hart (Dennis Hope), Danny Lindgren (s/w David Felton), Jana Djenne Jackson (Polexia), Katie Ladner (Sapphire), Emily Schultheis (Anita Miller), Daniel Sovich (Darryl), Libby Winters (Leslie)
NOTES: Kevin Trino Perdido’s broadway debut as Silent Ed
LINK: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jjOvfjgMMCcndSmpIOQREXapO36UZUCx?usp=sharing
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October 29, 2022 - lilywhitepoppyred
CAST: Casey Likes (William Miller), Solea Pfeiffer (Penny Lane), Van Hughes (u/s Russell Hammond), Anika Larsen (Elaine Miller), Drew Gehling (Jeff Bebe), Rob Colletti (Lester Bangs), Matt Bittner (Larry Fellows), Brandon Contreras (Silent Ed Vallencourt), Chad Burris (Vic Nettles), Gerard Canonico (Dick Roswell), Julia Cassandra (Estrella), Jakeim Hart (Dennis Hope), Danny Lindgren (s/w David Felton), Jana Djenne Jackson (Polexia), Katie Ladner (Sapphire), Emily Schultheis (Anita Miller), Daniel Sovich (Darryl), Libby Winters (Leslie)
NOTES: Van Hughes's second performance as Russell Hammond. During "The Real World" in act 2, the theater sound crackles and cuts out for a few seconds before coming back, but Solea is audible throughout.
LINK: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1r8BsXl5H1BZqiRKZHuWZV7x8q4-XjKam?usp=sharing
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December 11, 2022 - Sbeve/QuoxWoodTrees
CAST: Casey Likes (William Miller), Solea Pfeiffer (Penny Lane), Chris Wood (Russell Hammond), Anika Larsen (Elaine Miller), Drew Gehling (Jeff Bebe), Rob Colletti (Lester Bangs), Matt Bittner (Larry Fellows), Brandon Contreras (Silent Ed Vallencourt), Chad Burris (Vic Nettles), Gerard Canonico (Dick Roswell), Julia Cassandra (Estrella), Jakeim Hart (Dennis Hope), Van Hughes (David Felton), Jana Djenne Jackson (Polexia), Katie Ladner (Sapphire), Emily Schultheis (Anita Miller), Daniel Sovich (Darryl), Libby Winters (Leslie)
NOTES: Clear audio taken from the front row side orchestra
LINK: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rEGvY-KgdoVn4pH0yMHrTzbqAdPEgo-q?usp=sharing
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December 30, 2022 - BoqTheMunchkin - Matinée
CAST: Casey Likes (William Miller), Solea Pfeiffer (Penny Lane), Chris Wood (Russell Hammond), Anika Larsen (Elaine Miller), Drew Gehling (Jeff Bebe), Rob Colletti (Lester Bangs), Matt Bittner (Larry Fellows), Brandon Contreras (Silent Ed Vallencourt), Chad Burris (Vic Nettles), Gerard Canonico (Dick Roswell), Julia Cassandra (Estrella), Jakeim Hart (Dennis Hope), Van Hughes (David Felton), Jana Djenne Jackson (Polexia), Katie Ladner (Sapphire), Emily Schultheis (Anita Miller), Daniel Sovich (Darryl), Libby Winters (Leslie)
NOTES: Recorded from side orchestra with a fairly lively audience.
LINK: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EatKL1xzJcD8igEgIFaUQFA1WL0TXmDy/view?usp=sharing
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January 8, 2023 - BlueJeanBaby - Matinée (Closing)
CAST: Casey Likes (William Miller), Solea Pfeiffer (Penny Lane), Chris Wood (Russell Hammond), Anika Larsen (Elaine Miller), Drew Gehling (Jeff Bebe), Rob Colletti (Lester Bangs), Matt Bittner (Larry Fellows), Brandon Contreras (Silent Ed Vallencourt), Chad Burris (Vic Nettles), Gerard Canonico (Dick Roswell), Julia Cassandra (Estrella), Jakeim Hart (Dennis Hope), Van Hughes (David Felton), Jana Djenne Jackson (Polexia), Katie Ladner (Sapphire), Emily Schultheis (Anita Miller), Daniel Sovich (Darryl)
NOTES: Fair warning, I was living my best life so you can vividly hear some obnoxiously loud commentary during the opening of the beginning monologue (the whole crowd was Vibing and it was a Time). A little bit of the beginning of each act is missing due to me absolutely reeling on adrenaline. Includes Fever Dog curtain call video (and again, loud screaming from me for pretty much every cast member).
LINK: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Y1KLybUjgGjUzOMz_HrlmDOdvQmaEQuG?usp=share_link

Almost Famous
November 12, 2022 - Matinee
Bernard Jacobs Theatre, New York, NY
2 Tracks, 2 hours 11 minutes
DM to trade
Rob Colletti (Lester Bangs/Red Dog/Bonham), Casey Likes (William Miller), Anika Larsen (Elaine Miller), Emily Schultheis (Anita MilleCindy/Allison), Daniel Sovich (Darryl/Marlon/Room Service Guy), Van Hughes (Freddy/David Felton/Reg/Busking Student), Julia Cassandra (Estrella), Katie Ladner (Sapphire), Jana Djenne Jackson (Polexia), Solea Pfeiffer (Penny Lane), Chris Wood (Russell Hammond), Drew Gehling (Jeff Bebe), Matt Bittner (Larry Fellows), Brandon Contreras (Silent Ed), Gerard Canonico (Dick Roswell), Matthew C. Yea (Ben Fong-Torres/DoctoBusking Student), Chad Burris (Vic Nettles/Aaron), Jakeim Hart (Dennis Hope), Libby Winters (Leslie/Busking Student)

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Will Sasso,
Using all of the data I have absorbed from text messages, emails betwixt you and the astonishing friends you grew up with, I was able to recreate your childhood diary. You must now read the passages I have selected in the voice of Stone Cold Steve Austin.This is Stone Cold Steve Austin reads Will Sasso’s childhood diary. Begin
September, 1990
Dear Diary,
First day of football practice; got a good team. I'm still the best! I was the best in the 5th grade, I was the best in the 6th grade and I was the best in the 7th grade. I’m the best in the 8th grade. Wouldn't be surprised if I go pro; neither would anyone else. But besides me, we got some good fuckin’ guys. We got Odems Adam Cantrell. We got Proctor Richter Cambell. We got Hodges Bridges the H. Can't forget about your goddamn Wheeler Weaver Bates. We got motherfucking Perry Terry Pope, and Sutton Dutton Copeland. And Thank God Coach Vance seems to have his head on straight again. He’s a lot better since that fuckin’ accident.
October 25, 1990
Dear Diary,
Halloween’s right around the fucking corner. All Hallows Eve. Devil’s Night! I got invited to a bunch of fuckin’ parties. All the big ones! Renee Malone’s, Charlie Reynolds, Tabatha Mordrid’s, Dante Littleleg’s. Jibber Prevalia’s, fuckin Steven Trilobytes’. Hell I even got invited to fuckin’ Greg Kincaid’s Party! I’m either gonna go as Wayne Gretzke or fuckin’ ET! Pros of Gretzke: I get to wear a helmet/I get to hold a fuckin’ hockey stick all night/I get to make dinosaur noises/never have to go to the bathroom/can legally drive and buy beeimmune to vampires. Pros of ET: Aliens are hot right now/have a repeatable fuckin’ catchphrase/don’t need a costume/get a good nights sleep/run faster than a caimmune to vampires. Guess i got some fuckin’ thinkin to do!
November 1, 1990
Dear FUCKIN Diary,
Motherfuckin’ Jibber Prevalia put Dante Littleleg to shame this year. Littleleg was so humiliated, he might not even throw a Halloween party next year. I fuckin’ wouldn’t if I was him. I’d take some time to get my fuckin’ head on straight. Prevalia had live music, dancing, sodas, chips, scary movies, fake spiders on the toilet, Lizard hand on your head, Dracula following you home, nightmares, tired the next day, can’t do your work, get expelled, forget who you used to be, move to a new fuckin’ city, fake name, new job, new family, start over, no ones the wiser, shelter the kids from the idea of Halloween, once they got to grade school their friends tell them anyway, they wanna go trick or treating, try to discourage them, lose the fight, first house you go to has a fuckin’ Dracula.
November 22, 1990
Dear Diary,
Tenya Shubert asked me to the fall social today. I asked her why. She said she liked how funny I was. Now i gotta be honest here for a second. I am really funny. Like REAAALY REALLLY funny. I’m definitely the funniest kid at Delta Secondary School; teachers included. So it made a lot of sense to me why Tanya Shubert, the most popular 8th grader in school would be asking me to the fall social. I get it Tanya. I really do. The fuckin’ problem is (and I told her this). The fuckin’ problem is I can’t go to the fuckin dance. And if you took even a second to see past the fact that i’m the funniest guy in Ladner, you would’ve realized that there’s more to me than just making you laugh. I have other interests and Thursday night I’ll be home watching Survivor Series. No I will not fuckin’ go to the fall social with you Tanya. Get your fuckin’ head on straight.
December 10, 1990
Dear Diary,
You know I ain't much for poetry, but something changed in me after this last Survivor Series. And that change was due to one man. The only way I can express what i’m feelin’ because of that man is in a poem. So here it goes.
Undertaker take me over
Graveyard sky and headstone clover
6 foot 10 at 320 pounds
A giant hat/great skills on the mat
You make these other guys look like clowns
Undertaker take me over Paul Bearer is your promoter
Tombstone, Hell’s Gate, Snake Eyes, Last Ride
From Death Valley. Don’t meet you in an Alley
When I saw your first match, I fuckin’ cried
Undertaker take me over
You’re really hot, full disclosure
You make quick work of Cocoa Beware
Never broke a smile, impeccable style
I would love to see you destroy Ric Flair
Undertaker take me over
Dick so hard I lost composure
Undertaker take me over
Dick so hard I lost composure
Undertaker take me over
Dick so hard I lost composure
August 13, 1987
Dear Diary,
I went to Gino Dolphin’s birthday party this weekend. We’re not really that fuckin’ close, but he was up trying to pack in the numbers to get his present count up. Fuckin worked! I got him Castlevania. Cam Collins got him Zelda II. Fuckin’ Ron Rinaldi got him fuckin’ Contra! Tammy Timmis got him Punchout. Ralio McMurdy got him Mega Man. Dimothy Bubble got him fuckin’ Double Dragon. Amanda Le Targais got him Metal Gear. Shandy Pendagrast got him fuckin’ Street Fighter. Goddamn fuckin’ Rachel Crustacean got him Shinobi. And fuckin’ you know the goddamn motherfuckin’ Jibber Prevalia got him Tecmo Bowl. I’ll do the same fuckin’ thing for my birthday party next year. Problem is, Rachel Crustacean rubs me the wrong fuckin’ way.
September 8, 1987
Dear Diary,
My little brothers pissed in the bed again last night. At least that’s what I told my fuckin’ Mom and Dad, but it was really me. I snuck into their room and sprayed them down while they were asleep. Piss blaming never gets old. Nothing gets my engine going like the looks on my brother's faces when my Mom tells them they don’t get fruit roll-ups in their lunches for punishment for pissin’ the bed. I love piss blamin’. I’m a fuckin’ piss blamer. That’s just who I am. So my wife will have to be ok with me piss blamin’ her every once in a while. She’ll know she didn’t piss the bed, obviously. She’ll know it was me, and I’m just piss blamin’. She’s gonna have to pretend.
September 17, 1987
Dear Diary,
My youngest brother Cornelius came into my bedroom last night crying. Said he had a bad fuckin’ dream and asked to sleep in bed with me. So I asked him what it was about. I was like “Corn, what was that fuckin’ dream about, buddy?” And he said Freddy Krueger was trying to get him. Now I saw Nightmare on Elm Street I fuckin’ get it. Krueger is pretty fuckin’ scary, so I let him sleep with me. Then I pissed my own fuckin’ bed and I blamed it on him the next morning! I’m a piss blamer! OOOH HELL YEA! He should’ve known better.
September 23, 1987
Dear Diary,
Piss blaming is harder to fuckin’ do at school. Believe me I’ve tried, but you gotta find a perfect place to piss so that you know a teacher will find it, and then you gotta have another person there so you can blame them. And you still gotta be there to do the blamin’ without getting caught. It’s just not practical. So I fuckin’ mixed it up today. Did my first shit blame. And let me tell ya. I loved it. I was in the library. Took a copy of Tale of Two Cities off the shelf, opened that motherfuckin’ first page, dropped a perfectly tapered double twister right across it. It was the best of times for me, and it was the worst of times for Rachel Crustacean, because i successfully convinced the librarian that she was the fuckin’ culprit. I still love piss blamin’ don’t get me wrong, but i don’t know if I can be satisfied with piss blamin’ by itself anymore. High class problems I guess.
November 12, 1987
Dear FUCKIN Diary,
Went to my first fuckin’ concert. BC Play Stadium. Fuckin’ U fuckin’ 2. Loved the fuckin’ show. Bono rocked the fuckin’ house as expected. Played all the hits. Should’ve been a normal fuckin’ concert, but for me, it was more. The only way I can express my feelings about it is in a poem, but not just any fuckin’ poem! I’ve been gettin’ into slam poetry. This poem is a spoken word tribute to my first concert.
Bono Bono Bono Bono Bono
Is this God’s country, or is it yours
This Sunday is anything but bloody
And I think I might’ve found what i’m looking for
Bono Bono Bono Bono Bono
These streets do have a name
Your fire is unforgettable
Tonight, I will take piss and my brothers will take the blame
Bono Bono Bono Bono Bono
Your blue eyes bullet my blue sky
I will follow you trippin’ through wires
When you’re runnin’ to stand still, you make me cry….Literally
That’s right I cried at the fuckin’ concert. I’m sure it was just a one time thing. Just being excited for my first concert. It has nothin’ to fuckin’ do with U2 or Bono. I’ll never cry at another concert as long as I fuckin’ live. WHAT? I said as long as I fuckin’ live. Definitely not a fuckin’ U2 concert.
May 20, 1990
Dear Diary,
Something’s been building up in me for a few weeks now, and it’s gotten to the point I can feel it all over my body. Even when I'm sleeping I can tell; Summer’s Comin’, and you know what that means. The Prevalia Family and the Littleleg Family are about to start waging a 3 month war to throw the best party of the season. Just gotta get through a few more final exams, then it’s party time. I got Geometry, Geography, Cosmography, Cosmology, Typography, Topography. Can’t forget your fuckin’ dinosaurs, conquestadors, Singapore, Sycamore, slide rule, tide pool, tadpole, butthole. I’m gonna fuckin’ ace them all.
June 2, 1990
Dear Diary,
I got a big fuckin’ problem! Rachel Crustacean is gonna be at the Littleleg’s Summer Kickoff Pool Party. We sit next to each other in Geoblogy class. She passed me a note the other day. “Do you like Milli Vanilli? Yes or No”. I don’t fuckin’ like Milli Vanilli, but I fuckin’ circled “Yes”. She used to rub me the wrong way, but now I want her to like me, which makes things complicated. Because we still have a past that can’t be erased; and it’s a past she doesn’t even know exists. When I was young I was obsessed with takin’ pisses and shits and blamin’ other people. Now I’m not that guy anymore, but I gotta take that secret to the grave. My victims are gonna wonder for the rest of their natural lives about the mystery of pisses and shits they were blamed for. Rachel Crustacean took the fall for at least four shits and I don’t even know how many pisses. I’ve changed. But for a time in my life, I was a fuckin’ prolific piss blamer, and that’s something that only me and the Grim Reaper are ever gonna know.
June 3, 1990
Dear Diary,
The Littlelegs have done it again; they raised the fuckin’ bar! Waterslide. Hot dogs. Basketball. Tire swing. Pizza. Football. Trampoline. Rotisserie chicken and fuckin’ Super Nintendo. I don’t know what the Prevalia’s are gonna do; I honestly don’t know if there’s anything they CAN do after last night. Hell, by 10:30 Jibber’s mom Paulina was having such a good time, she was singing Bust a Move on a fuckin’ karaoke machine. Jibber couldn’t even look Dante in the eye. Rachel Crustacean came with her friend, Jennifer Nutrino. Rachel made it a point to come over for a second to say she liked my Undertaker swim trunks, and I fuckin’ froze up. Opened my mouth but nothing came out. All I could see was the perfect corn laced double pusher I laid across Principal Squeen’s parking spot and blamed Crustacean for it. She got two weeks detention for that one. I can’t forgive myself until Rachel Crustacean forgives me. I have to tell her.
July 8, 1990
Dear Diary,
The Prevalias have taken the lead. Jibber’s fuckin’ dad, Durant, is the lead singer of one of the best cover bands in town, Durant Durant. They cover Duran Duran songs and Durant looks just like the lead singer. So when you’re watching Durant Durant you can barely tell it’s not Duran Duran because Durant looks so much like the lead singer of Duran Duran. I found Rachel dancing during Hunger like the Wolf and I said “Rachel, I’ve been keeping a secret from you for a while. When we were young, I would piss and shit and blame it on you. I hope you can forgive me.” And Rachel Crustacean didn’t even stop dancing. She looked right at me and fuckin’ said “Yea I knew you were doin’ it back then.” Now this intrigued me, so I had to ask “Why didn’t you ever tell Principal Squeen?” And Rachel Crustacean looked me dead in my goddamn eyes and said “I thought it was funny”. She was right! It was damn funny. I was the funniest guy in Ladner. Felt good to remember that.
September 1, 1990
Dear Diary,
I’m piss blamin’ again and I fuckin’ love it! Thank you Rachel Crustacean. When she told me that she thought it was funny, she reminded me of something I forgot somewhere in the past few years. Piss blamin’ is fuckin’ fun! I’m a fuckin’ piss blamer! And guess what? Now Rachel Crustacean is too. That’s fuckin’ right; she asked me to teach her so we went to Blockbuster Video in Hawthorne this afternoon and Rachel piss blamed her older brother. He works there, but maybe not for much longer. His fuckin’ boss thinks he pissed on a stack of Dick Tracy tapes. AH HAHAHA HAHA THAT’S SO FUCKIN’ FUNNY! I think me and Rachel Crustacean are gonna have a real fun freshman year. Oh and as for the Prevalias and Littlelegs, well the Prevalia family won the party battle. The last party they threw had a 15 minute long firework show, a robot that served people drinks, an arcade with Street Fighter II. Hell at one point, the goddamn Teenage Mutant Fuckin’ Ninja Turtles with pizza for everybody! Steven Trilobyte ran off with Michaelangelo’s nun chucks at one point; he was jokin’ around with them, you know, twirling them around, making weird fuckin’ noises, fuckin’ Trillo!
October 16, 1991
Dear Diary,
I haven’t taken a shit in 48 hours. That might not seem like a big deal to a normal person, but for me, it’s the end of the fuckin’ world. My asshole is usually as regular as an atomic clock, but I ain’t even had a pucker in the past 2 days and it ain’t for a lack of fuckin’ tryin. I’ve been packing in all the foods that usually do the trick. Burritos. Taquitos. Quarter Pound with Cheese. Doritos. Cheetos. Quarter Flounder with Peas. Nectarines. Tangerines. Ice Cream Sundae with Nuts. Green Beans. Sardines. 18 pack of Cold Cuts. Creme Brulee. Curds and Whey. Box or 2 of Saltines. Fish Filet. Goose Pate. Big ole Bowl of Black Beans. Filet Mignon. Parmesean. 2 Hot Dogs in 1 Bun. Candied Pecan. Grey Poupon. Coffee after a Run.
Hell, I even tried using the teacher’s lounge. Leaving a two tower mud castle sticking up out of the water without flushing is my go to method for shit blaming Principal Squeen. Thinking about it usually gets the engine running immediately, but still nothing.
October 17, 1991
Dear Diary,
Had to put chapstick on my fuckin’ asshole this morning. It’s dryin’ out from underuse. Never knew that was possible. My guts feel fine though. No sense of discomfort at all despite me doubling my fuckin’ caloric intake in an effort to shock my bowels into action. Going into the bathroom is gettin’ hard though. Just standing there at the urinal, listening to those other turds hit the water; smelling them. Never been jealous of another man shittin’ in my life. Guess there’s a first time for everything.
October 18, 1991
Dear Diary,
Mayday! Mayday! I don’t know how this happened, but Jibber Prevalia’s annual Fall Coed Camping Retreat snuck right the fuck up on me. I still haven’t taken a shit and Dad’s driving the bus to the campsite tonight. Dante Littleleg, Jennifer Nutrino, Sunny Sutton, Donny Dutton, Cam GUUMM, Nathaniel Letardo, Sandrine Computer, Hell even Rachel Crustacean is gonna be there. I’m thinking about skipping this year in my current condition but I can’t miss the opportunity to get valuable one on one time with Crustacean. We’ll be camping right next to the First Kiss Forest and everybody knows, that’s your best shot for a first kiss. I’ll try to push one out right before we get on the bus, but I think i’m gonna have to take my chances out there in the fuckin’ woods. Hopefully they got a decent fuckin’ Porta Potty.
October 19, 1991
Dear Diary,
I swallowed 7 sleeves of bacon flavored Ritz Crackers on the bus ride out and still nothing. Except a little stomach gurglin’ last night. Maybe that’s a sign, but I’ll tell you an even bigger fuckin’ sign. Rachel Crustacean just made it a point to sit next to me at the campfire. While Jibber’s dad was playing Bryan Adams songs on the banjo, Crustacean was asking me if I wanted to go explore a little today. She specifically said “ I hear there’s a nice forest close by”. I think this camping trip is gonna be it. My actual first kiss, and I couldn’t be more excited. I can’t help but wonder what Hulk Hogan’s first kiss was like; and I hope I can measure up.
October 20, 1991
Dear Diary,
Crustacean and I left the main campground around dusk to to explore the surrounding area, per her request. She knew right where she was going. She took my hand and lead us into a small clearing in the First Kiss Forest, where we saw it, a Ladner landmark, The Smoochin’ Boulder. It was a rock covered in graffiti from all the couples who’d had their first kiss there. Rachel said “ You know you can’t put your name on the smoochin’ boulder unless you kiss while you’re standing near it”. “I’ve heard that too” I said, trying to play it cool, and succeeding in that attempt. So we walked over to the boulder, and I looked down. She ran her hand across all the names that were there before us. Conrad Ferarri and Jennifer Samantha. Pip Denbar and Hadrian Decade. Jim Ginchgonch and Evil Inornament. All had their names circled in a heart. Then Crustacean pulled out a paint marker and said “You wanna put our names on the boulder?” Oh hell fuckin’ yes! We leaned in, I held my breath, and just as our lips were about to touch, I felt the unbridled power of a week’s worth of unspent stool racing through my lower intestine straight for my anus. There was no way I was gonna be able to hold it back so I just ran away. No time for an explanation. No time for anything but to hope like hell that I could get to somewhere secluded to unleash what would easily be the largest work of art I’ve ever created without offending Crustacean.
The closest I got was a few feet outside Mr. Prevalia’s tent. Luckily he was out by the campfire playin’ his banjo and no one else seemed to notice, which was hard to believe. The smell of it. The sight of it. Hell, even the sound of it was like a triple thunder clap, but there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. I felt like someone should’ve at least turned their head, but no one did. I was left alone as my body began a series of involuntary heaves. The waves of stool demanding my spine to bend in ways I didn’t think was possible. The steady stream was interrupted only twice by staccato firings of golf ball sized pellets that might have been the parties responsible unhealthy blockage. Once I was done, I unzipped Mr. Prevalia’s tent, and used his door flap to wipe. Wasn’t proud of that, but I had no choice. Then I went back to find Crustacean, but she was gone. I went back to the camp, but she and Jennifer Nutrino were already in their tent. Zipped up. Cut off! I fuckin’ botched it! But next morning when we all woke up and started packing to leave, Jibber’s dad noticed my pile and said “Woah, I didn’t know there were bears in this part of the forest”. AHH HELLL YEA! I shit blamed a bear without even trying! You got it! You still fuckin’ got it!
November 11, 1991
Dear Diary,
Big fuckin’ news at school today. We got a new kid, and not just any kid, it’s Principal Squeen’s estranged son Cornelian Squeen. No one knew Squeen had a kid; turns out he was livin’ down in Tampa Florida with his mom, but she got remarried. Some international investment banker. AHH HELL YEA! She’s moving to Vienna to live in a fuckin’ palace. Corn didn’t wanna switch continents so he got shipped to Ladner. Gotta be tough startin’ over in a whole new school not knowin’ anybody. I feel bad for him. I truly do, but rules are rules and it don’t matter if he’s got Squeen blood pumping through his veins or not, he’s a new kid, so I gotta shit blame him by the end of the week.
November 12, 1991
Dear Diary,
I’ve been thinking about something a lot lately. A few things really. They’re kinda like rules for how to shit blame. A few standard strategies that you should always be usin’. I guess they’re actually more like laws. These are the four laws of shit blamin’ . AHH HELL YEA
Law 1. Never take the Blame- The whole point of shit blamin’ is to blame someone else for the shit you took. If you take the blame, then you’re not shit blamin’ …You’re just shittin’
Law 2. Always Have a Full Tank- There’s no worse feelin’ on this dyin’ world then seeing an opportunity for an impromptu shit blame materialize like a miracle before your eyes, but you have no turd to give. My digestive track is now essentially a continuous turd transitioning through various forms of evolution. From the first bite of a bologna and cheese sandwich with a side of Old Dutch Lightly Salted Potato Chips all the way down to a deep mocha colored Moray Eel with the consistency of an unripe banana perched half an inch from my rectal sphincter waiting and watching for my call to action. I can quite literally shit on demand 24 hours a day. Can you?
Law 3. Time Beats Location- The “where” is important, don’t get me wrong, but never as important as the when. If you take a shit outside the context of a publicly agreed upon lavatory, someone will find it and they will want answers no matter where you do it. So if no one is around for a few minutes, it’s not to quiet, it’s not too sunny and the time is right, it might not be the exact location you’d staked out, take the shit anyway. And have enough confidence in your improv skills that you will find a way to make that location work into your larger narrative.
Law 4. Blackout Contingency Protocol- Although it has never happened to me, I assume the day must eventually come that I will be caught in the act of shittin’ and this first hand eye-witness will make it impossible for me to blame anyone else. But as I stated in law number one, I will never take the blame. So if blame can’t be given, it has to be eliminated. And the best way to do that is to pretend to pass out immediately. Force the faculty to call the doctor. Remain unconscious. Then force them to call an ambulance. Remain unconscious. Go to the hospital. Remain unconscious. Stay overnight. Remain unconscious. Then wake up the next morning with no memory of what happened to you for the past 24 hours. The shitting will take back seat to concern over what mystery illness could’ve put you into a one day coma and erased your memory. There will be no blame!
November 3, 1991
Dear Diary,
I’ve been tracking Corn Squeen for 3 days. I know his entire schedule.
1st Period- Bioblogy with Mr. Dinner
2nd Period- Weight Lifting with Mrs. Dermite
3rd Period- Teeth and Bones with Professor Tony Boy
4th Period- Trigonomony with Mr. King aka the Chit Chat King
5th Period- Ladner Customs and Traditions taught by the incomparable Sir Pepper Stain
6th Period- Topere Gardening with the school groundskeeper Blake “The Rake” Baker
Target sits alone at lunch. Target goes to the bathroom during 4th period every day. That seems like the best time to strike. Should be a cake walk. WHAAT? Should be a cake walk.
November 14, 1991
Dear Diary,
My plan was airtight. Leave my 4th period class on a bathroom pass. Wait for Corn Squeen to emerge from his class. Trail him to the bathroom. Take a shit in the hallway in front of the bathroom. Inform the nearest teacher the brown pile of feces I happened upon. And offer my speculation that is was Corn Squeen based on seeing him heading into the bathroom earlier. Wait with that teacher until Corn Squeen emerges from the bathroom and is forced to answer for his supposed crime. It was textbook. Only thing is, none of it happened. I waited and waited but Corn Squeen never emerged from his class. I roamed the hallways lookin’ for him for at least ten minutes, but he was nowhere to be found. I decided to head back to class and try again tomorrow, but I never made it back to class. When I turned the corner at the end of hallway B, I ran smack fuckin’ dab into a 7 inch triple twister complete with peanut inlay. I knelt down. Had to get a closer look. Whoever dropped that thing was good. Real fuckin’ good. That’s all I remember thinkin’ as I looked up and saw Corn Squeen pointing at me from the other side of the hall. And standing next to him, was his fuckin’ dad. Corn Squeen shit blamed me! Tried to anyway. Once I got into Squeen’s office, I talked my way out of it as usual. I’ve never had a rival in anything. Not Football, not Comedy, and certainly not shit blamin’. I have a certain respect for Corn Squeen, but that won’t stop me from doing what I have to do. Corn Squeen must be destroyed.
April 8, 1991
Dear Diary,
Welp, it’s official. The funniest guy in Ladner just became the luckiest guy at Delta Senior Secondary. I woke up this morning just like any other day. Brushed my teeth, did my hair, pinched off exactly 3 and ⅝ inches of brown gold to make room for breakfast. But when I came downstairs to eat said breakfast, both my parents told me that they were gonna take my little brothers to visit our Aunt Tasman and Uncle Goard. Gonna christen the new pool they got for summer, but Tasman and Goard are all the way out in Chilliwack. That’s two hours; two and a half with traffic, so they’re gonna stay the night. Which means I got the whole motherfuckin’ house to myself. Which means no one will be here to stop me. Which means I could do whatever I want. Which means it’s time to fuckin’ party!
April 9, 1991
Dear Diary,
I’m batting 1000. Every person I’ve invited has RSVP’d with a resounding yes. Jibber Prevalia, Timothy Bubble, Rachel Crustacean, Jesamin Tenders, Greg Kincaid, Gino Dolphin, Dante Littleleg, Bethany Protien, Deandra Towel, Jennifer Nutrino, Tabatha Mordrid, Steven fuckin’ Trilobyte, cuz you can’t have a party without fuckin’ Trilo, Lamantha Lamp. Hell, even Cornelian Squeen said he’d come by. You know, we’d had our differences in the past, but we put those behind us and became close friends. The universe truly moves in mysterious ways.
April 10, 1991
Dear Diary,
Scored the drinks but I got no place at my house to hide 200 cans and bottles without my parents wondering why I got so thirsty all of the sudden. Luckily Gino Dolphin’s dad has an old tool shed in their backyard that he never goes in anymore. So we hide the drinks in there on ice for the next 3 days and no ones the wiser. Except maybe Gino’s older brother Mark who keeps his Victoria’s Secret Catalogs in that shed. But now that I got the beverage situation locked and loaded, it’s time to come up with some activities for my guest. I was thinkin’ arm wrestle, leg wrestle, singin’ contest. Football game, Shit and Blame, Standing Bench Press. Happy Meals, Tractor Wheels, Sleeping Upside Down. Gold Hats, Baseball Bats, Screaming in my Crown. Putt Putt, Pizza Hut, Eat Charcoal Briquettes. Thin Noodles, Thick Poodles, Livin’ with Tourettes. Here a Lie, Start to Cry, Someone’s gonna Die. Break a Law, Draw a Straw, Feed yourself a Pie. Ginchgonch, Pinch Launch, Gobble Don Do Dee. Crank Tank, Thank Bank, You’ll have to wait and See. Bibble Tribble Ribble, Scrip Dip Dibble.
April 11, 1991
Dear Diary,
I haven’t been completely honest with you. Yea I wanna throw a party to prove I’m the coolest kid in Ladner, but it’s more than that. The real reason I wanna put together the best event this town has ever seen is to impress somebody. And I think you know who it is. Rachel Crustacean. I like her and I think she likes me. But we still haven’t had that first kiss. So I’m hoping that the moment will be right at the party. And to help create the perfect moment, I wrote her a poem. And to make sure she knows how much she means to me, I went down to the antique paper maker and got a special scroll of Papyrus 2000 years old. Then I rented an antique gator bone quill set and a Victorian Ink Pot. I read a few books about calligraphy and did my best to make it look nice. And it looks real fuckin’ nice so she should enjoy it as she’s reading along to me reciting to her from memory.
I have felt love but once before
A man who’s dead forevermore
But talk of him I shall not do
Tonight I speak of Lovin’ you
On second thought, let me just say
One real quick thing, if that’s okay.
So big, So strong, So powerful
Rewrote that what was allowable
21 bouts undefeated
The streak is what we all needed
Just who was this number breaker
He went by the Undertaker
Never be another like him
A hero, but he’s dark and grim
He’s in my dreams and in my heart
He doesn’t wrestle, he makes art
If I should die before I wake
My soul is his to undertake
Through hell we’ll walk hand in his hand
Love everlasting for this man
One faithful day so long ago
Something happened in his first show
Undertaker took me over
Dick so hard, I lost composure
She’s gonna fuckin’ love it!
April 9, 1990
Dear Diary,
It was a disaster. Crustacean showed up 2 hours late and when she finally came, she wasn’t alone. She brought Tandy Baggins. Tandy Baggins was not invited to this party for a reason. Me and Tandy had heat. We went into business together in the 3rd grade selling candy out of our backpacks at lunch. We sold out every day for a few months. Then Tandy got sloppy. Instead of keeping the operation mobile, he just sat down, opened his backpack at a table in the middle of the cafeteria and started selling. There was a circle of 20 kids standing around him within 2 minutes. Couldn’t have drawn more attention if he had fireworks coming out of his ass. He got caught AND he got scared. They wanted the name of his accomplice in exchange for leniency. So he sold me out. He only got a week in detention. They called my parents who were understandably not happy. I kept my distance all night. Didn’t wanna make a scene. Baggins never left Crustacean’s side so I never got my shot. Fate can be cruel. I’m not letting this discourage me. Tandy’s got a round of bad karma coming his way for ratting me out. Hell I could feel it. And shoot I might even cause it.

Today marks 12 years since Wendy Ladner-Beaudry (53) was found brutally murdered in Pacific Spirit Park, located in Vancouver, BC, Canada, on April 3, 2009. Police working on the case said they'd developed a list of more than 300 people of interest, but no suspect have been identified.
Very few details about the case have been made public.
It currently remains unsolved.
Ladner-Beaudry's Background:
The mother of two daughters, Ladner-Beaudry came from a prominent BC family. She was the great-granddaughter of the founder of the Vancouver suburb of Ladner. Her father was a decorated naval veteran; her brother, Peter Ladner, is a local businessman, former city councillor, and was a mayoral candidate.
Ladner-Beaudry made her own mark through her activities in the world of sport. A high-performance athlete, she was once a nationally ranked competitive swimmer. She had won the International Ski Federation World Masters championship in telemark skiing and had been a member of Ontario and B.C. senior field-hockey teams.
At the time of her death, Ladner-Beaudry was co-chair of the B.C. Games Society. She has been remembered as active member of the community, a joyous, wise, upbeat and healthy person.
The Murder:
On April 3, 2009, Ladner-Beaudry went for a jog in Vancouver's Pacific Spirit Regional Park. Her “bloodied” body was found by hikers at about 2:40pm, steps from the park's entrance, on St. George's Trail.
No cause of death has been released, though her death was described as "brutal" in her husband's eulogy. It has also been said that she died "violently".
Pacific Spirit Regional Park is located in the UBC area of Vancouver's west side. It is a heavily forested park and has about 50 kilometres of trails used by hikers, joggers, horseback riders, mountain bikers and dog-walkers. Ladner-Beaudry went jogging in the park more than once a week and it was not unusual for her to go alone.
The Investigation:
Her husband has described his wife's murder as an “unmotivated, random attack.” Police have also previously said they are unsure of whether her death was targeted or random.
The Integrated Homicide Investigation Team (IHIT) immediately took conduct of the investigation. In June 2009, Ladner-Beaudry’s husband was ruled out as a suspect. By September 2009, IHIT told her husband that they had exhausted their leads.
In April 2014, the case was passed over from IHIT to BC RCMP’s Major Crime Section, Special Projects Unit . At that time, IHIT said they were unable to identify a suspect, nor a motive.
Current Status:
The Ladner-Beaudry family has renewed their private reward of $30,000 for the tip that leads to the arrest and charge of the individual or individuals responsible.
Anyone with more information is asked to contact E Division's Major Crime Tip Line at 778-290-5291. You can also report tips anonymously through Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477 or on their website at Solvecrime.ca.
Find BC RCMP's April 2021 media release here.
DISCUSSION:

• What are your thoughts on this case?
• Do you think it was targeted or random?

Does anybody have any memorable or cool stories from meeting Canucks players?
Seeing Jordie Benn on the Seawall this afternoon with his family kinda sparked this post. Didn't bother going over to him for a photo or autograph because he was with his wife/gf, kids and dogs - I didn't want to interrupt family time plus it was quite busy in Coal Harbour today. He saw my dad and I glancing over at him and gave us a little nod to say hi which was cool :)
Also pre-covid last year so early 2020, seeing Bo Horvat walking through Pacific Centre with his wife was awesome. Looked like he just bought a new pair of shoes - it was quite busy at the mall but I walked over and quietly went "Are you Bo Horvat?" like an idiot because of course I knew who he was LOL! He said "Yes", told him I'm a big fan, shook his hand and told him to have a great day. Very nice guy!
Meeting some of the previous Canucks like Linden at an autograph signing was pretty cool too.
Funny enough, I've met Brent Seabrook when he brought the Stanley Cup to LadneTsawwassen. I was in high school and specifically, in summer school for Math after failing it during the regular school year. Can't say that I regret it though haha. Seabrook's a pretty nice guy too! We weren't supposed to touch the cup but I snuck my finger in there and got a finger touch in LOL

It's about this loser named Jeremy Heere and his crush Christine Canigula. He signs up for an after school play for the chance to talk to her, after play rehearsal, he gets trapped in the bathroom with Rich Goranski. Lets just say they aren't friends. Rich talks (screams) about this thing called a "SQUIP" (Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor) and how it makes you cool. The SQUIP is a supercomputer in the form of a pill that is activated with Mountain Dew, once it implants itself in your brain, it tells you what to do and how to be less of a loser. After a conversation with the only friend he has, Michael Mell, Jeremy decided to get a SQUIP for around 600$ behind Payless Shoes in the mall. Then the SQUIP activates in the middle of the mall and Jeremy shatters everyone's eardrums with his screaming of pain. The SQUIP then begins his/its journey to make Jeremy cooler. After almost 4 minutes of squippy insulting Jeremy, The two hottest girls in Jeremy's highschool try to take him for a car ride. Jeremy refuses and The SQUIP gets pissed. Shit happens and its the next day at play rehearsal. Christine starts talking about how she likes Jeremy Jake and the SQUIP starts malfunctions shortly after. Then Jeremy meets up with Brooke Lohst behind the school because of The SQUIP making Jeremy cry for no reason. Basically after that, The SQUIP finally convinces Jeremy to listen to it/him. And suddenly, Jake Dillengers Halloween party with a lot of drugs and alcohol! Anyway, Chloe Valentine brings Jeremy to Jakes parents' room and well.. Moving on, Jeremy calls Michael a loser and Michael cries in the bathroom. And then, After begging for Mountain Dew Red, Rich burns down Jakes house and Jenna Rolan, Chloe and Brooke deliver the news to the entire school via texting and tweeting. Then theres a fight between Jeremy and his dad causing "The Pants Song". Basically, Mr. Heere runs up to Michael, forces him to put some pants on and then makes him help save Jer'. Then we have the best song in the musical, "The Pitiful Children"! The SQUIP bascially sings/beeps about taking over Jeremy's highschool. "The Play" is pretty chaotic and hard to recap, but squippy dies. Then we have one last song and Jeremy and Christine get together somehow and everyones happy and stuff. Musical ends.
The song order is Jeremy's Theme, More Than Survive, I Love Play Rehearsal, The SQUIP Song, Two Player Game, The SQUIP Enters, Be More Chill pt. 1, Do You Wanna Ride, Be More Chill pt. 2, More Than Survive (Reprise), A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into, The SQUIP Lurks, Upgrade, Halloween, Do You Wanna Hang, Michael In The Bathroom, The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire), The Pants Song, The Pitiful Children, The Play, Voices In My Head.
The Broadway version has Sync Up instead of More Than Survive (Reprise), Loser Geek Whatever after Upgrade and A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into (Reprise) after Halloween (I think).
The "Two River" version is the orginal version of Be More Chill, It gets it name because of where it orginally played, At the Two River Theatre in New Jersey. Then theres also the Broadway version that has a different cast and was played on Broadway. There are also the London (The Other Palace) and Chicago (Apollo Theater) versions, both with completely different casts than the main two. The London and Chicago versions do not have cast recordings (yet).
The Two River cast is Will Connolly as Jeremy Heere, George Salazar as Michael Mell, Stephanie Hsu as Christine Canigula, Eric William Morris as The SQUIP, Kayltn Carlson as Chloe Valentine, Lauren Marcus as Brooke Lohst, Gerard Canonico as Rich Goranski, Katie Ladner as Jenna Rolan, Jake Boyd as Jake Dillinger and Paul Whitty as Mr. Heere/Mr. Reyes/Scary Stockboy.
The Broadway cast is Will Roland as Jeremy, George Salazar as Michael, Stephanie Hsu as Christine, Jason Tam as The SQUIP, Katlyn Carlson as Chloe, Lauren Marcus as Brooke, Gerard Canonico as Rich, Tiffany Mann as Jenna, Britton Smith as Jake and Jason "SweetTooth" Williams as Mr. Heere/Mr. Reyes/Scary Stockboy.
The London cast is Scott Folan as Jeremy, Blake Patrick Anderson as Michael, Miracle Chance as Christine, Stewart Clarke as The SQUIP, Millie O'Connell as Chloe, Eloise Davies as Brooke, James Hameed as Rich, Renée Lamb as Jenna, Miles Paloma as Jake and Christopher Fry as Mr. Heere/Mr. Reyes/Scary Stockboy.
The Chicago cast may change. It was scheduled to happen this year but then quarantine happened. The cast is supposedly Liam Oh as Jeremy, Jeremiah Alsop as Michael, Rebecca Hurd as Christine, Molly Brennan as The SQUIP, Michelle Lauto as Chloe, Eben K. Logan as Brooke, Koray Tarhan as Rich, Teressa LaGamba as Jenna, Billy Rude as Jake and Alex Goodrich as Mr. Heere/Mr. Reyes/Scary Stockboy.
In More Than Survive, it starts with Jeremy waiting for his porno to load before realizing its time to head out to go to school, which he's dreading. He explains how he always feels "weird or super strange" and how "freaking out is my okay." The next bit is cut from the Two River recording, But Jeremy has to tell his dad (Mr. Heere) to put his pants on. He then starts trying to decide whether to take the school bus or walk to school. He decides to use the bus. When he arrives at school, Chloe, Brooke and Jenna are gossiping about "Madelin" and how slutty she is. Moving on, Rich writes "Boyf" on Jeremy's backpack before leaving to go hang out with Jake. Jeremy walks around carefully to look at a poster on the wall. He discovers its a sign up for the after school play. He decides he doesn't want to get called gay, turns left and sees Christine. Christine points out Jeremys bag and he runs away before reminding himself approximately 284638 times that he's a loser. Then we get Michaels bit, where Michael is probably stoned with his slushie while he listens to Bob Marley. We get to find out the Rich wrote "Riends" on Michaels bag. Jeremy then tells Michael about his failed letter to Christine. Michael does his thing and offers for Jeremy to join him and get stoned in his basement. Jeremy sees Christine signing up for the play and signs himself up as well. Rich calls him gay. Jeremy complains more and decides he now wants to actually do something with his life.
I Love Play Rehearsal is three minutes of Christine loving play rehearsal and being a bit weird while Jeremy watches.
In The SQUIP Song, Jeremy goes to the bathroom to try to wash off his bag. Rich walks in, insults Jeremy many times then starts basically having a seizure. Jeremy tries to run away but gets stopped by Rich. Rich explains how nobody knew he existed during his freshman year. Rich then starts telling Jeremy about a "SQUIP" and what it can do for you. "So its like.. drugs?" "Its better than drugs Jeremy.. itS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAN.." Rich basically explains that its a tiny quantum computer in a pill that after you take it, its starts telling you how to be cool.
Don't ask me how we got here, But Two Player Game takes place in Jeremy's room. Michael and Jer' start playing "Apocalypse of The Damned" and Jeremy tells him about the SQUIPs. Michael tells him that he's plenty cool for him. Jeremy keeps explaining that he wants to do things in life. Michael says wait until college because "Guys like us are cool in college!" Jeremy explains how he's glad he has Michael. Anyway, they keep playing video games after being interrupted by Mr. Heere.
Between TPG and TSE, Jeremy buys a SQUIP from the Scary Stockboy behind Payless Shoes. Michael lends him some money. Scary Stockboy tells them to take it with Mountain Dew, and the boys leave. They sit down in the mall cafeteria and Jeremy offers to split it with Michael because he helped pay. Michael explains that "it probably doesn't work that way." Jeremy then takes the pill. Michael asks how it tastes, Jeremy says minty. Michael asks if he feels anything. Time slows down for a minute. Jeremy decides he feels like a chump. Jeremy is pretty sure he bought a wintergreen tictac. Michael leaves to buy crystal Pepsi. Jeremy walks off and runs into Christine and Jake. He tells Christine he needs to say something, stutters a bit and then..
The SQUIP Enters. Jeremy starts spazzing out a bit, concerning Christine and confusing himself. The SQUIP states what its doing and to excuse some mild discomfort. Jeremy questions that statement loudly. Jake isn't sure what to do. The SQUIP pauses and Jeremy quickly jumps to his feet again, saying that he's fine. The SQUIP tells Jeremy that "Discomfort levels may increase." The access procedure begins and Jeremy starts screaming like a pterodactyl while spazzing out worse than Rich in the bathroom. The SQUIP finishs its activation and we get to see the hotness that is Eric William Morris (or Jason Tam). "Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor!"
"You look like Keanu Reeves!" Anyway, Between TSE and BMC1, The SQUIP explains what it does and not to talk to it out loud.
Moving on, We get Be More Chill part 1. Squippy starts telling Jeremy what to do while insulting him quite a bit. The SQUIP then really starts insulting Jeremy "Everything about you is so terrible, Everything about you makes me want to die." Jeremy starts regretting his $600. The SQUIP explains that if it assists, Jeremy will Be More Chill. Jeremy is instructed to get a new shirt and questions why. "Shh.. Better if you just comply. My jobs to colour your aesthetic and make you seem much pathetic so just step and fetch, don't ask me why." "How are you with math homework?" "I'm a supercomputer, Jeremy. I'm made of math." We get another dose of The SQUIP insulting Jeremy, using some random people in the mall to help with that. The SQUIP tells Jeremy to pick a shirt. Jeremy grabs a girls shirt. Enter Chloe and Brooke. Squipsquap tells Jeremy to greet Brooke and tell her she looks sexy. Reluctantly, Jeremy follows his orders. The SQUIP then tells him exactly what to say. Jeremy says his last line way too dramatically and disappoints The SQUIP.
Do You Wanna Ride is The SQUIP growling at Jeremy while Brooke and Chloe try to take him on a car ride. Jeremy kinda leaves and once again, pisses off the SQUIP. Note: Brooke wants frozen yogurt.
Be More Chil pt. 2 begins with The SQUIP being disappointed and forcing Jeremy to say "Everything about you is so terrible, everything about you makes me wanna die." The TICTAC starts explaining how it can make Jeremy "Wonderful, So alive, Not left out or unsure, Not ugly anymore, Cool, Powerful, Popular, Incredible." Jeremy, The SQUIP and the people in the mall then all yell "Be More Chill" together a few times.
More Than Survive (Reprise) starts with Jeremy trying to open some porn, and getting electrocuted by The SQUIP. Jeremy then basically just has self confidence while The SQUIP kinda just.. exists.
Time for A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into, Where Christine talks about Jeremy and how "He went from a guy that I'd never be into, into a guy that I'd kinda be into." She keeps explaining him perfectly without saying his name. The SQUIP is completely sure that she's talking about Jeremy but it otherwise didn't do much. Now, Guess what? Christine likes Jeremy Jake!
The SQUIP Lurks is actually an instrumental but I kinda remember what happens.. The SQUIP then malfunctions and forces Jeremy to run away. It starts questioning everything Jeremy wants and makes him cry for no reason.
Time for the chaos of Upgrade! Brooke and Jeremy are sitting behind the school and Brooke is talking about how much she likes Jeremy. The SQUIP starts singing with her. It then starts telling Jeremy that he needs to take the upgrade. Jer' sneaks back into the school and listens to Jake and Christine talking. Jake explains how he wants Christine to come over because his parents are gone.. They laundered money. Anyway, He starts talking about how much he likes Christine, calling her his upgrade. Christine isn't too sure what to do but seems happy. The SQUIP explains its plan again before they run into Michael. The Wintergreen Tictac explains how its been blocking Michael from Jeremy's vision because "Michael is a link to Jeremy 1.0." Michael realizes The SQUIP worked and invites him to get stoned in his basement. Jeremy starts thinking about how he already knows what its like to be the loser, and should try the upgrade. Jeremy then demands to have the upgrade. The SQUIP doesn't say anything, but it's definitely happy. Michael asks if Jeremy's coming with him. Jeremy requests the optic nerve blocking again. The SQUIP happily complies.
Halloween! Brooke explains how she got a tight costume and Rich explains his costume and how he doesn't have a machete but a loaf of bread should do. Jake begins the party and immediately everyone's getting beer. Everyone's just generally having a good time. Brooke finds Jeremy and asks if she got his messages. Thr SQUIP tells Jeremy to play it off. Brooke asks if he likes her costume and explains how "you always see sexy cats but never sexy dogs." The SQUIP tells Jeremy to give her a vague compliment. He says its orginal, then changes it to amazing and says he's glad he's with Brooke. Brooke tells Jeremy to get a drink. Everyone continues having a good time.
Oh no. Its Do You Wanna Hang. Chloe (most likely drunk) brings Jeremy to Jakes parents' room. Jeremy brings up how good she is at navigating the house. She says she's had sex in pretty much every room of the house. Jeremy doesn't respond. She adds its because she dated Jake. She starts asking if he wants to "hang".. Anyway, Jeremy states that he has to go. The SQUIP doesn't let him leave. It basically grabs some popcorn and watches. Jeremy has to suffer through Chloe trying to-
Moving on, between DYWH and MITB Chloe asks Jeremy to drink something alcoholic. He tries not to, but The SQUIP has other ideas. It then malfunctions. It explains how alchohol temporarily reverts it to its factory settings. It continues to malfunction until it shuts off (watching Jason Tam collapse face first into the bed was enjoyable). I have no memory of what happens here but Jeremy escapes and sits with Christine. They have a nice conversation while Rich begs for Mountain Dew Red. Once again, I have no memory of what happened, But Jeremy started insulting Michael.
Aaand its Michael in The Bathroom! Its just Michael having a mega panic attack in the bathroom!
The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire) begins with Jenna calling Chloe. Chloe complains but picks up. Jenna asks if Chloe saw Rich at the end of the party. Chloe says she did. Jenna explains how he was acting all crazy. Chloe says he shouldn't drink so much. Jenna states he wasn't drunk. She then asks if Chloe actually wants to hear the news. Chloe demands the news. Jenna explains that Rich burned down Jakes house. Chloe calls Brooke. Brooke ignores. Chloe apologizes for trying to do the deed with Jeremy. Brooke picks up. Chloe asks if Brooke saw Rich at the end of the party, Brooke says no. They agree that Rich shouldn't get so high. Chloe explains the fire. Jenna, Chloe and Brooke start telling more people, and they tell other people, and anyway its a large sequence of texts and tweets about the fire, basically.
The Pants Song is uh.. weird. After fighting with Jeremy, Mr. Heere decides he needs to help Jeremy. He runs off to get Michael, who is getting stoned on his front porch while not wearing pants. He explains the situation. Michael says he isn't what Jeremy wants. Mr. Heere insists that Michael is what he needs. Mr. Heere keeps explaining what to do. Michael tells Mr. Heere to try harder to be Jeremy's dad, and to get some pants. Then Michael joins in singing "when you love somebody, you put your pants on for them." Yeah. Thats what happens.
Heh. Time for the best song in the musical (in my opinion), The Pitiful Children! The SQUIP starts explaining how he helped Jeremy, but all of the other students are in pain and need help. So it offers "Lets save the Pitiful Children!" And says they'll help Jeremy. Jeremy approaches Richs locker, saying he doesn't know the combination. The SQUIP takes control of Jeremys hands and makes him open the locker. He pulls out a shoebox and sees a bunch of SQUIPs inside. The SQUIP says it's enough for the entire school and tells Jeremy to put them in a beaker then fill it with Mountain Dew. The SQUIP continues explaining the benefits of squipping the entire school. Jenna approaches and asks what the hell Jeremy is doing. After a short exchange, she decides to take one. The SQUIP and Jeremy continue their adventure of squipping as many students as possible. "re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo"
And now for whatever the hell The Play was. The Two River one is way different than the Broadway one so here we go. Mr. Reyes tells Chloe that she did amazing. Jeremy knows damn well that she's terrible and never remembers her lines. He realizes that the prop drink they're using is the SQUIPs Mountain Dew Beaker Of Chaos and tries to stop them from drinking from it. The SQUIP syncs up Mr. Reyes and gets him to stop Jeremy. Jeremy realizes what The SQUIP is doing and says that this is not what he wants. The SQUIP insists its the only way to get what you want. Jeremy threatens to get drunk because it totally screws with The SQUIP. It reminds him that it'll be back when he's sober and reminds him of what happened to Rich. Jeremy realizes the only way to get rid of The SQUIP and it tells him that he'd need a time machine to the 1990s to get rid of him. Jeremy threatens him with "or a friend who's so old schooled he buys 90s soft drinks from the back room at Spencers Gifts!" The SQUIP gasps sarcastically and reminds him that he doesn't have one of those anymore. Jeremy tries to call Michael and is stopped by The SQUIP insisting that it's going to improve his life, even if he has to take over the entire school to do it. Michael crashes down the door and explains everything he can. Point is: He brought Mountain Dew Red. He tries to get Jake to force Jeremy to drink the Red while he holds him down. The SQUIP syncs up Jake and makes him throw the Red across the room or something. Chloe and Brooke (Who are both also synced) approach and say that they aren't mad at him. Then it gets real creepy and Michael groans. Jeremy notices that theres still a bit of Red left. The duo fights through the squipped students together and Jeremy gets the bottle. The SQUIP reminds him that he'll never get with Christine without The SQUIP. Christine tells him how much she likes him. Plot twist: squippy synced Christine too. He tells Jeremy to kiss her and reminds him that he promised that it would get Christine to do whatever he wants. Jeremy makes her drink the Red. We get a small "wait-" from The SQUIP before the entire cast starts screaming. Then we get some very distorted SQUIP screaming and begging. The SQUIP is now dead.
And finally, Voices In My Head. Mr. Heere tells Jeremy to buy Christine a rose and compliment her, Michael tells him to say he likes that she's smart, Rich tells him to say that she excites him sexually. Jeremy kinda just leaves, saying he'll figure it out. Jenna tells him to summon strength from within, Brooke says don't get hung up on your skin, Chloe says that she probably thinks that acne is hot, Jake just says he has some dope advice if Jeremy wants it. Jeremy leaves them. Christine and Jeremy have a nice little chat and somehow she doesn't kill him for nearly destroying the school and possibly the entire world. They decide to go out for lunch. We get a break where everyone is just chilling, Then Jeremy says the loudest voice in his head is his own. The SQUIP yells at him. Jeremy states it again. The SQUIP yells at him again. Jeremy states it again. The SQUIP screams one final time. Now everyones just doing whatever and everyone is happy except for The SQUIP who's busy dying.
Until More Than Survive (Reprise), Jeremy wears a striped shirt wirh a blue sweatshirt. After MTS(R), He wears an eminem shirt and sometimes a grey sweatshirt. I'm not sure what he wears for the Halloween party anymore or what he wears after that. Michael wears a red hoodie with various patches for most of the show, until Halloween where we has a black and green "CREEPS" shirt. He also has huge white headphones and glasses. Christine wears a grey dress with a blue/grey sweatshirt for most of the show and wears a dress of some kind for Halloween. Broadway Christine has a green dress. Chloe wears a shiny unzipped jacket, short black shirt, a black skirt and those smexy socks for most of the show, the same thing but fuzzy and pink during The Smartphone Hour, She wears I DON'T KNOW during Halloween. Brooke wears a orange shirt, blue patterned thing and yellow sweater-thing for most of the show and a sexy dog costume for Halloween. Jakes outfit changes so much between the shows I really don't know. Jennas outfit has the same problem as Jakes. Mr. Heere wears a bathrobe and no pants for most of the show. Mr. Reyes wears a brown suit for the entire show. Idk what the Scary Stockboy wears lmao Time for the adventure of The SQUIPs outfits.. Two River: Wears a blue shirt and black jacket (Erics most popular outfit) until Upgrade, where he gains a white bathrobe (I'm going off of some random fanatts info there). During Halloween, it/he is doing a Matrix cosplay. Need I say more? During The Pitiful Children and possibly for The Play, He has some form of sparkly dark trench coat with the weirdest sleeves of all time and a long sleeved blue shirt. Its likely he has other costumes bUT NO FULL TWO RIVER BOOTLEGS EXIST AND TWO RIVER THEATRE IS STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GIVE US THE PROFESSIONAL FOOTAGE Broadway/London: It starts with a white/blue/black circuit patterned shirt and a shiny white coat and has that until More Than Survive (Reprise) (I'm pretty sure) where he swaps it out for a long white trench coat with a black circuit pattern again (This is what Jason is most famous for wearing). He wears that until some point during The Pitiful Children where he gets a silver thingy with black.. stringy things?? During The Play, He gets a black coat with lights on the front or something. He probably wears more but thats what I remember lmao
Random bulletpoint information:

• Michael has two moms
• The SQUIP is technically Japanese
• The SQUIPs default appearance/voice is Keanu Reeves
• Jake broke both of his legs during the fire
• Nobody gave a crap that Michael saved the school
• Broadway Michael is an idiot. He demanded an apology instead of just saving the school then asking
• Jason Tam sounds frickin weird as The SQUIP but we still love him
• Eric William Morris does not have a Wikipedia page
• A lot of the BMC actors did something for Little Shop Of Horrors apparently
• Stewart Clarke was definitely on something while he sang
• George Salazar is not on drugs, he's just naturally like that (I think)
• Broadway SQUIP said he wants to take over the world, whereas Two River just wanted the school

Some Book facts

• Christine is Blonde
• They turned the book into a play that can be seen on Ned Vizzinis YouTube channel
• The SQUIP basically killed itself for Jeremy
• The SQUIP did not try to take over the school/world
• Michael is definitely straight unlike his musical counterpart
• Michael has an afro
• Chloe isn't quite as bad as musical Chloe
• The SQUIP can control small devices (and give Jeremy a splitting headache when it does)
• The SQUIP cannot be visually seen like its musical counterpart
• The SQUIP would 100% beat the wintergreen out of the musical SQUIPs
• Jeremy is somehow even more average than his musical version
• Anne exists
• There were two parties. The lame Halloween party where Jeremy learned about The SQUIP (from Rich, who was in a weed leaf costume) and Jakes epic party
• Rich did not set the fire (supposedly)
• Jeremy still ruined a play though
• The SQUIP is a bit stupider but it's a lot nicer in the book
• Michael got a girlfriend at Jakes party
• Nicole exists
• Jenna doesn't really do much
• The SQUIP gave a lesson on quantum mechanics
• The SQUIP is still technically Japanese and still defaults to Keanu Reeves
• The book came first

And that, ladies, gentlemen, other people and their SQUIPs, Is basically everything I know about Be More Chill.

[not being updated but I sure still use it]
An editing base for David Bowie's photographers. From paparazzi to good friends. The links ain't all there and probably never will be.
A:

• Aaron Rapoport: blue TM photos from 1991
• Adam Scull: B/W wearing Willie Brown jumpsuit
• Alain Benainous: shiny blue jacket in 2002
• Alec Byrne: '69
• Albert Sanchez: some very handsome '92 photos
• Albert Watson: bizarre series '96
• Alan Davidson: w/ Bryan Ferry in London '98
• Allan Olley: '78 stage pics
• Allan Tannenbaum
• Allen Brand: '80 close up
• Anders Hesslegård: 87 on a boat with Carlos and others
• Andreas Sterzing: holding hands up, sunglasses 96
• Andre Csillag: with Jools Holland in '99
• Andrew Eccles: low symphony 92
• Andrew H. Walker: 2000's photos:
• Andrew Kent: breathtaking '76 photos (stage jumpsuit), colorful ones in Paris, in just arrived at Berlin, some Soviet Union, some very intimate
• Andy Warhol: 70
• Andy Willsher: one Glastonbury photo only found if you Getty filter it
• Anton Corbijn: B/W photos with very prominent black, elephant man and some dignified looks– '83 close ups with good face texture
• Antony Matheus Linsen: signing an autograph wearing very nice shades
• Annie Leibovits: two absolute beginners photos and one where he's standing in front of some leaves
• Antonin Kratochvil: lined shadows on face, others in various positions B/W 97
• Anwar Hussein: Ziggy in white shades
• Alex Livesey: some 2003 singing photos
• Armando Gallo
• Arnaud Meyer: '96, wearing plaid shirt and jeans B/W, one crouching
• Arty Pomerantz: 77 large couch with three lamps behind it (Berlin I think)
• Art Zelin: walking '83 photo, some others

B:

• Bairre Wentzell: Ziggy with his hair mussed, also the right-before-Ziggy look wearing platform boots sitting in a chair, smiling, holding cig
• Barbara Kinney: in oval office 95 with band, talking with Clinton
• Barry King: one smiling photo
• Barry Marsden: knife to his eye with snakeskin shirt, intensely smiling
• Barry Schultz: H. Jack shoot with blue backdrop, '77 wearing white Japanese shirt from Lennon ("Wu" or martial, fierce, valiant)
• Beth Gwinn: few nice Duke and Soul photos
• Bettina Cirone: smiling '82
• Bertrand Guay: Paris 87 stage
• Bill Cunningham: 75 Grammy with Ava, 1 fedora shadowing his face
• Bill Tompkins: serious moonlight pics taken from the crowd POV
• Bill Wyman: w/ Ronnie Wood in 75
• Bob Gruen: lot of good ones from 74, backstage with Devo '77, Iggy, every year (all NYC I think)
• Bob King: some 2003 stage pics and a nice red plaid shirt– rare 78 one in link
• Bob Olsen: better with Getty, photo of Duke biting his lip in B/W and other expressions, hand on hip
• Bob Riha: mix of '78/'83 stage photos, you'll be lucky to get one without a watermark
• Bob Thomas: one Goblin King pic, B/W
• Bob Uecke: Wisconsin Arena, nice orange glow and messed up hair
• Brad Elterman: red long sleeved shirt with flat cap, one holding some stuff, some without red shirt
• Brendan Beirne
• Brian Ach: holding his Webby Award
• Brian Aris: very nice pics from '91 Tin Machine, great color and eye burning quality, some in 99 and one in 93 (not 91 you tin head)
• Brian Brainerd: 2 pics with a Getty filter, has a black t-shirt with some yellow text I can't make out
• Brian Cooke: D. In the Street w/ Mick, red and white striped loose shirt
• Brian Duffy: Aladdin Sane, Scary Monsters, Lodger, one where he's sitting with a dog– all the great shoots, '75 white sands is a rare one
• Brian Lanker: only one neat picture of him holding a sax in a blue smoky haze, phone wallpaper worthy
• Brian Rasic: Reality tour
• Brian Ward: many early 70's iconic pics, pharaoh, Hunky Dory outtakes, swinging a guitar around, w/ Buretti
• Brian Zak
• Brooks Kraft: 83 sax
• Bruce Malone: shaving beard in '89 to a different style, this is a pivotal moment, damn it
• Bruce Weber: nice fluffy hair '77, facial hair '79, marriage with Iman later on
• Bruno Mouron: one Paris '78 photo
• Bryan Bedder: '09 Sundance

C:

• Carolyn Djanogly: serene '99 portraits B/W
• Carlo Massarini: dimly lit room, sitting in a chair being interviewed
• Carol Rosegg: Philip Glass 92 something Symphony
• César Vera: 89 bts of Tin Machine comp., horror movie vibe
• Chalkie Davies: Absolute Beginners, one holding an orange
• Charles Sykes: 97 afraid americans
• Charlyn Zlotnik: 83
• Chris Floyd: '99 wearing glasses and looking casual in the studio– hair isn't grown to the full length yet
• Chris Foster: '72 Ziggy wearing Jean Genie outfit, posing around with an acoustic
• Christine de Grancy: w/ Eno '94 @ Gugging psychiatric hospital in Austria, fascinating story about 1. Outside inspiration
• Chris Stein: with Debbie Harry 77
• Christian Rose: '78 stage doing hand gestures
• Christian Simonpietri: 1977, gray outfit, standing in front of flowers, some colorful illusion art, sitting on a chair on a deck etc, also has some very intimate pics
• Christina Radish: '02 stage
• Chris Lopez: London's Royal Festival 2002
• Chris Walter: this is so random I don't even know what to say, uh... stage photos
• Clive Arrowsmith: 1979 photos with slim tie and blue jacket
• Claude Gassian: ominous Duke in the dark/some TM in 91 (goldwing jack)
• Claude Nobs: Miles Davis trumpet at jazz shop
• Claude Vanheye: 77 holding heroes, Wu shirt
• Colin Davey: one sailor hat '78 pic
• Coco Schwab: she took a few at random
• Cyrus Andrews

D:

• Dan Cuny: '76 photos, playing sax, hair not so slicked back–more like his '90 pompadour
• Daniel Berehulak
• Dave Allocca
• David Bebbington: Free Festival stage '69
• Dave Benett
• David Corio: Madison Square
• David Hindley: can't miss him, his watermark's on everything– filming Underground music video
• Dave Hogan: several in great variety, notably some Glastonbury photos with white backdrop, Serious Moonlight, 90 recreation of Ziggy album cover and reading comic on airplane
• David Bailey: 83 one wearing blue denim jacket, 82 wearing black hat, with Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon– some good, some not so good
• David Gahr: casual Ziggy, weirdly adorable
• David James: BTS Man Who Fell
• David Koppel: 87 casual, '90 stage
• David LaChapelle: weird as hell, date '95
• David Lefranc
• David Mcgough: link leads to site, very various
• David Tan
• David Warner Ellis
• Dean Chamberlain: wearing sandals and red jacket, something called "light art", 80
• Debi Doss: pretty iconic Ziggy pics
• Dee Lippingwell: Idiot tour
• Denis O'Regan: the king of his casual 83 photos... did him a little dirty in 87
• Dennis James: '89 Brixton handing out autographs from window
• Derry Moore: in his '92 Mustique home, looking as beautiful as the scenery
• Dezo Hoffman: unique '67 pics in a red/green lit room, holding rose
• Dick Barnatt: his hand is a blur cuz he's strumming so fast, 1972 before Zig look
• Dick Lewis
• Diego Uchitel: David wearing red lipstick with a suit and fedora for TM shoot, love ya Diego
• Dimitrios Kambouris
• Dominique Fradin: 1983 his legs are long
• Donna Santisi
• Doug Goodyear: also his driver, with a Newfoundland dog
• Duncan Raban: several great variety, Brit Awards 99
• Dustin Pittman: 80 in Studio 54 wearing badge with a pic of himself and William Burroughs from 74 (ugh these numbers), also holding alcohol drink

E:

• Earl Leaf
• Ebet Roberts
• Eddie Malluk: 97, 87, 83 (copyright mark)
• Ed Perlstein: looks like camera caught him mid-blink, wearing that full blue plastic looking jacket and pants outfit from '78
• Edward Bell: has book with many artistic photos (mug shot, pedestal and many portraits) designer of Scary M.
• Edward Enninful: 03 poses with Iman
• Edward Finnell: on stage at random dates, the Duke ones are extra nice
• Ellen von Unwerth: photos with Kate Moss and his biggest fan... I'll never get tired of that joke
• Enrique Badulescu: white-based photos, nice outfits
• Eric Stephen Jacobs: Y. Americans and let's heeeeeaaar it for the gouster!
• Erik Pendzich: at a records store in '95, wearing turtleneck that looks like embodied TV static
• Esther Friedman: 78 pure bliss
• Evan Agostini

F:

• Fernando Aceves: the great Mexico City shots 97
• Fiona Adams: next to model and holding mandolin for mag shoot, 63
• Fiorella Gentile: taken during '77 Rome interview, hair looks a bit wolverine
• Finnie Smith: contemplating life in 77
• Floria Sigismondi: from the music videos they directed
• Fraser Gray: nice '78 stage pics, sailor hat, kicking leg up and all that jazz
• Francesco Scavullo: wearing ill fitting shirt in 1974, also wearing old school clothes holding fedora with big bow-tie
• Francois Robin: 04
• Frank Edwards: gonna have to use getty, wearing flat cap 75
• Frank Micelotta: 96 rehearsal pic
• Frank W. Ockenfels III: great ones in '95 with a jawline beard (Buddha of Suburbia shoot), red background and blue suit in 2003
• Frank Trapper: walk of fame with Iman
• Frans Schellekens: nice singing '89 photos
• Fred Duval
• Fredrick Hjerling: 95 sitting on a box, pose w/ hand on face, in chair, shiny navy clothes
• Fred W. Mcdarrah

G:

• Gareth Davies
• Gary Gershoff: with Gervais in '07, 83 sitting cross legged
• Gavin Evans: finally found this man- he took the shushing photos from 95, some in very dark room, edited for him to have an extremely defined visage (found one unedited though), worth looking into story
• Gene Shaw
• Geoff MacCormack: aka Warren Peace, wonderfully intimate
• George Chin: David bringing back the red platform boots wearing only blue jeans – TM
• George Hurrell: 77, these are beautiful, his face is glowing– taken old Hollywood style, like Elvis
• George Rose: 78 stage
• George De Sota: use Getty, tan 1997 jacket with orange spiky hair, later on– some rather feminine 2001 pics
• Georges De Keerle: Absolute Beginners
• Gerald Fearnley: rare '67 photos, is this name weirdly hard to type or is that just me?
• Gonzalo Donoso: '97 light blue sweater, pink backdrop
• Gorm Valentin: 76 Copenhagen nice B&W
• Graham Wiltshire
• Graham Wood: 95 for times mazagine, jungle setting
• Greg Gorman: consistently attractive 80's pictures, he did Let's Dance cover, brown uniform– Blue Jean 1984
• Gregory Pace: 05
• Gie Knaeps: Tin Machiiiine! 90, 83, 78 and Duke too– he's everywhere (unsure if link is a Knaeps one)
• Gijsbert Hanekroot
• Guglielmo Galvin: at The Gallery, 28 Cork Street, London 95
• Guido Harari: 87, pretty lighting
• Gus Stewart: '78 stage

H:

• Hans H. Kirmer: very nice '78 Frankfurt stage close ups, captures feeling
• Harrison Funk: 85 studio
• Harry Goodwin: during top of the pops '69 appearance
• Hayley Madden: Glastonbury, stage
• Helmut Newton: heavily stoic B/W 83
• Henry Cline: on set of TM 9 Track
• Henry McGee: 99 press
• Herb Ritts: '87 photos with leather jacket and no shirt, '90 photos messing about with a guitar, grasping a large shiny ball in '93
• Hiroyuki Ito: wearing very nice red jacket in 2002
• Hugh Gilbert: a group photo

I:

• Ian Davies: some bold 96 pics
• Ian Dickson: black an yellow pants with TM
• Ilpo Musto: according to my magazine, he took the oral sex guitar pic, but I thought that was someone else
• Iman Abdulmajid: only bc I know one pic with Tracey Emin in 94
• Irving Penn: 99 w/ dark clothes and hair askew
• Isolde Ohlbaum: handsome B/W Duke photos, walking with sunglasses

J:

• Jack Kay: some live Ziggy pics, some wearing the black feather... chest thing
• Jacques Bétant: wearing suit with alternating white black stripe things, one with his face features very hooded 86
• Jadran Lazić: '77 Paris
• Jake Chessum: shielding eyes, posing in elegant B/W 95
• James Andanson: throwing 40th bday cake
• James Crump: 97 stage
• James Kelly: 92 with Iman
• James Salzano: '90 holding a guitar both smiling and not
• Jamie McCarthy: 05
• Janet Gough: b/w pap, 83/87
• Janet Macoska: b/w stage
• Janez Pelko: '96 stage, wearing large black coat in some, location is Slovenia
• Janne Møller-Hansen: with artist Odd Nerdrum in '91, one holding camera himself
• Jason Fraser: everybody's got guitars, '03
• Jean Francois Schlemmer: w/ Balthus in 94 (apparently unwelcomed photography)
• Jean-Louis Atlan: '78 stage
• Jeffrey Mayer: on set of Miracle Goodnight, with Al B. Sure (rare one linked), (maybe the one with Jeff Beck, Slash and Chrissie Hynde)
• Jerry Aranson: stage pics, notable orange hued face close up 76
• Jessica Migolo: vague 07 pics from August (not the month)
• Jill Greenberg: cool '99 photos in this blocky room, random old school computer (not the '94 ones where he's got facial hair, mind you)
• Jimmy King: 13/15 photos
• Jim Rankin: CNE audience
• Jim Smeal: smart looking glasses in '88
• Jim Spellman: awards something 02
• Jim Steinfeldt
• Jiří Turek: 96 B/W plaid shirt
• Joe DeMaria: at Max’s Kansas City in '77
• Joel Robine: only legit pic I could find
• Joe Sia: 91 New Haven Toad's place TM, some with sax
• Joey McLeister: TM B/W
• Jo Hale
• Johan Renck: Lazarus music video
• John Atashian
• John Barrett
• John Downing: elephant man pic where his eyes look a bit wild, one laughing on a couch in '79
• John Li
• John Lynn Kirk: looking absolutely stellar in that numbers shirt
• John Mendelssohn: '71, his long hair is looking absolutely gorgeous
• John Midgley: yellow glowing cylindrical thing beaming him above his head with Asian forestry behind him, '02
• John Rankin: 95 for Dazed & Confused (HFL mask)
• John Rockwood: 74 stage
• John Rodgers
• John R. Rowlands: Newcastle June '78
• Johnny Buzzerio: first four here
• John Scarisbrick: bizarre '95 Outside pics of him as the characters
• John Severson: wings stadium 76 (w/ M. Gacek)
• Jonathan Becker: 03, 94 Hirst & Schnabel
• Jonathan Player: hair is certainly within transition–in an uncomfortable looking white chair
• Jon Levicke: 72 stage
• Jon Super
• Jorgen Angel: throwin' darts in lover's eyes amirite?
• J. Shearer
• Julian Broad: w/ Brian Eno and ironing his hand
• Julian Herbert: '88 stage pics with Louise
• Justin de Villeneuve: Pin Ups photos

K:

• Kabir Hermon
• Kate Garner: pretty B/W '95, one with neck extended and 2 relaxing in a circle
• Kat Wade: '02 stage
• Keith MacMillan: man who sold the world, David with that long brown hair
• Kelley Curtis
• Kelly Klein: '91 David and Iman in front of black panther painting (Mustique)
• Kenneth Forsyth: scratchy red hued Ziggy stage pic, colorful lights above him
• Kenneth Pitt: wearing outfit from his Virgin Soldiers cameo, '68– Clareville Grove
• Ken Regan: 78 sitting in large brown leather chair
• Ken Settle: alluring 95 stage pics
• Kent Gavin: photos of him with Lulu
• Kerstin Müller: Lübeck '97, goatee on fleek
• Kevin Cummins: nice ones in '95, '91 wearing black jacket with golden... let's call 'em wings
• Kevin Davies: BTWN fully body shots w/ mic– forgot this name for some time
• Kevin Kerslake: holding large horns up to his head as the Minotaur 95, Outside shoot
• Kevin Mazur: during I'm Afraid of Americans music vid
• Kevin Winter: 90 holding guitar
• Klaus Thymann: '99 portrait
• Koh Hasebe: there's so many, I can't categorize this– light green plaid shirt '78, some 1990 S+V, some casual Ziggys and Ziggy in crazy positions (lots of press conference pics)

L:

• Larry Busacca: all look like photos taken by some random person at a party
• Larry Fast: w/ Peter Gabriel 83
• Larry Hulst: '78 stage, some wearing baseball cap
• Latvis: couldn't find full name, '96 photos here
• Laurance Ratner
• Laura Levine: leather 87, Cat Club PC
• Lawrence Watson: '90 with red guitar, pretty pink rose shoot
• Leee Black Childers: yes that third e is part of his name, some Ziggy on Trans Siberian train and flower in mouth
• Leonard Burt: one lonely Ziggy photo
• Les Lambert: crispy Duke stage pics, in the dark of course
• Lester Cohen: Jump They Say pics, one with Keanu Reeves in '95
• Lilac Skies: dunno if this is a person or a publication, but if you look it up, you get charming '67 pics
• Linda McCartney: random Nashville 74 pic
• Lisa Lake
• Lord Snowdon: prominent neck picture and statue picture
• Lorne Resnick: three photos of that shiny gold 80's jacket
• Louanne Richards: unfortunate '71 haircut
• Luciano Viti
• Lynn Goldsmith: took them only at the most opportune times, lovely stage (good source in link)

M:

• Maggie Hunt: Snowman Polaroids from 84, found in the sub
• Marcellus Hudalla: 71
• Mario Testino: '02 playing air piano, sax and guitar
• Mark Adams: glastonbury bbc radio theater
• Mark Allan: very cool guy photos, looks somewhat pissed off
• Mark Blackwell: took behind the scenes photos of the Outside Kerslake shoot (minotaur)
• Mark Freed
• Mark Mainz
• Mark Seliger: wearing royal clothes, leaning against brick wall, nice 04 pics
• Mark Sullivan: grabbing milk
• Markus Klinko: cool 2002 Heathen photos that were unseen for a while
• Martin Martinsson: Stockholm 76
• Mary Ellen Mark: 80, natural looking
• Masayoshi Sukita: wonderful! I especially love the B/W Ziggy ones, very crispy looking– also did Heroes of course and very dignified '89 pics
• Matthew Rolston: 93 wearing white shirt over a t-shirt and suspenders '93
• Melissa Hill
• Michael Benabib: with very short '98 hair, wearing red shirt making many faces
• Michael Childers: looking very euphoric in the The Falcon studio for This is Not America
• Michael Ferguson: 90 long leather jacket over red shirt
• Michael Gacek: wings stadium 76
• Michael Halsband
• Michael Lavine: several fondling with a large Bowie knife wearing a cow pattern shirt with a high collar– some in front of brick wall, striped sweater
• Michael Loccisano
• Michael Ochs: the variety in eras of these pics is astounding
• Michael Putland
• Michael Stroud: or M. Stroud, photos with Dana Gillespie
• Michael Vial: photos from that painful 91 Dublin interview
• Mick Gold
• Mike Abrahams: nice smiling B/W portraits from '92, one is serious
• Mike Maloney
• Michel Haddi: clean fedora, next to a pool
• Michel Ginfray
• Mick Rock: iconic stuff, Ziggy with Hunky Dory album and messed up hair, looking into mirror, holding saxophone with brown suit, that one weird Ziggy hairstyle no one talks about, 01 photos: eyepatch
• Mick Haggerty: shots for the 1984 Tonight cover
• Mick Hutson
• Midori Natsikawa: accepting Japanese fans' gifts, '73
• Milton Greene: with Ron Wood and Iggy '80
• Myriam Santos: pretty portraits that are apparently 01, but I thought they were early 99

N:

• Nadir Chanyshev: '96
• Nancy Ellison: Linguini Incident, very handsome
• Neal Preston: Freddie Mercury tribute
• Neil Zlozower: Duke and soul
• Nick Elgar: at a premier of the movie Hannibal
• Nicky J. Sims: pink V-neck sweater
• Nick Knight: black tie white noise shoot
• Nick Wall: Everybody Loves Sunshine
• Nina Schultz: Earthling photos that all happen to be blurry, interesting enough
• Norman Parkinson: long pool stick picture and others orange hued, green vest and trousers with purple undershirt– apparently it's 77, but I thought it was 82 (all those lying sources)

P:

• Pamela Neal: single '97 photo with Little Wonder snake eyes
• Paolo Venturi: Mr. Rice's Secret shoot
• Pat Pope: '97, wearing that dress-like colorful outfit, some with a dark bg wearing regular clothes
• Patrick Harbron
• Patrick Jarnoux: intimate Duke photos
• Patrick McMullan
• Patrick Lichfield: a behind the back photo from 91 in Mustique– hoping this wasn't completely candid
• Patrick Riviere: red plaid
• Paul Bergen: quality Outside tour photos
• Paul Canty: 78 JAG
• Paul McAlpine: 86 backstage w/ Iggy, Kevin Armstrong, 83 stage
• Paul Natkin: smack baby smack, '83 cracked actor
• Peter Katsis: 78 stage (excellent)
• Peter Leth-Larsen: 97 red shirt earthling
• Peter Cunningham: '75 Grammy's
• Peter Claesson: with woman from China Girl music video, standing next to a car
• Peter Freeman: '67 for a magazine
• Peter Gabriel: w/ Nile Rodgers 1993, portraits
• Peter Kramer
• Peter Robathan: 97 spider David
• Pete Still: with TM, wearing only blue jeans, playing sax– if you look this up it'll think you're talking about Townshend, use Getty
• Peter Strongwater: no shirt, B/W
• Phil Dent
• Philippe Auliac: Duke holding a guitar, these are really well taken '76 photos, looking stylish in '77 Paris with big striped scarf, leather jacket and guyliner
• Philippe Ledru: at a Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence party
• Phil Loftus: Live Aid '85 helicopter
• Pierre Keller: '77 reading book in dark room... get a desk lamp David
• Piero Togni: '77 in studio– nice boots and jacket
• Pool Morvan: '86 Gstaad skiing

R:

• Ralph Dominguez: weird shades 89
• Ralph Gatti: that swept over blonde hairstyle
• Ray Stevenson: '68 pics with Hermione
• Richard Creamer: expressive plaid Ziggy suit with big lapels, some of black pinstripe dress thing
• Richard E. Aaron: 76/78/83 stage, I especially like the one where he's partially lit in the dark
• Richard Imrie: strange feather chest necklace and large shoulder pads, 73
• Richard J. Burnbridge: '95 purple backdrop, gothic makeup
• Richard McCaffrey: karate
• Richard Melloul: Hunger promo
• Richard Young: '94 art exhibition, looking very normal sitting on a couch– holding camera in 84 with a few in 83, very many with other people in 79 (hard to find)
• Rick Diamond: all S+V photos
• Rick Waltman: '78 stage
• Robert Lachman: '02
• Robert Matheu: Detroit '74
• Robert Maxwell: dignified '03 pics
• Robin Bean: 67 The Image
• Robin Kaplan: 87 stage, leather jacket
• Robin Platzer: some with Joan Jett in '89 and lemme just say I love this 1980 one
• Robin von Breton Davis: Ziggy on stage, rather large mic
• Rob Loud: '08 at Keep a Child Alive organization's Black Ball
• Rob Verhorst: nice B/W '87 pics (usually prefer those in color), like the '90 ones as well
• Rocco Roy Mico: in Outback during Let's Dance filming, obviously hot outside so he's wearing summer clothes and a cowboy hat
• Ron Galella: 95 shiny hair static sweater, 90 in front of paintings wearing clear glasses (look at that face)
• Ron Pownall: a healthy mix of the Duke and the Soul Man
• Rose Hartman: nice David and Iman photos
• Roger Bamber: H. Jack at that Amsterdam press conference, Ziggy posing in a Scotland field (really posing)
• Roger Barone: 76 Spectrum Philadelphia
• Roxanne Lowit: w/ Hirst and Schnabel
• Roy Ainsworth: Konrads
• Roy Tee: holding an award in '90 and his eyes look fierce

S:

• Sally Hershberger: 91 TM B/W
• Samuel Bayer: ♥️'s filthy lesson
• Sarah Charlesworth: '83 Golden Boy
• Scarlet Page: '97 with Reeves and Gail
• Scott Gries: '01 stage pics
• Scott Harrison: holding his Legend award in '99
• Scott Weiner: '77 piano with Iggy
• Simon Ritter: long floral number, Phoenix Festival
• Simon Walsh: '96 photo standing in the sun wearing the required glasses
• Stefan Almers
• Stephen Finer: 94, taken for art references
• Stephen Morley: nice Soul stage
• Steve Double: one '89, worth looking up
• Steve Eichner: '97 Lennon shades, gray suit
• Steven Henry
• Steven Klein: sexual/bizarre L'Uomo Vogue pics
• Steve Ladner: '01
• Steve Morley
• Steve Pike: tourist-like '98, shiny red jacket
• Steve Rapport: beautiful Loving the Alien photos
• Steve Schapiro: lotta red hair Bowie photos, one of my favorites Steve is
• Steve Wood: general Ziggy stage pics
• Stuart Page: 78 BW stage (boots)
• Sylvain Gaboury: tribeca 03

T:

• Ted Thai: gray turtleneck, smiling brightly
• Terry O'Neill: how have you not heard of Terry O'Neill? Notably did Diamond Dogs shoot/some at Peter Sellers bday playing sax 75
• Terry Pastor: Hunky and Ziggy art/photos
• Theo Wargo: wearing sunglasses aboard the QE2, 02
• Thomas Johansson: 99 holding cig sitting leaning into camera a bit
• Tim Boxer: handsome but with a crazy look in his eyes, pics at 75 Grammy Awards, one later in 77
• Tim Bret-Day: Hours photos
• Tim Hall
• Tim Mosenfelder: very orange hued Outside photos
• Tim Roney: a few B/W '83 pictures
• Tim Whitnall: posing for him on Heddon Srt. in 81(Ziggy album cover loc.)
• Timothy Greenfield-Sanders: earring and fancy beige clothes
• Tom Callins: single 78 stage
• Tom Gates
• Tom Kelley: quality Duke photos, very sober looking
• Tom Wargacki: mostly late 80's early 90's papp photos/one with Nick Rhodes
• Tom Zuback
• Tony Prime: having makeup put on for '77 Marc Bolan show
• Tony McGee: '90/'83 previously unseen, various poses and very colorful
• Tony Visconti

U:

• Ulla Lumberg: Duke wearing long leather jacket, better luck looking up "press conference at hotel Hesperia"
• Ulvis Alberts: 75 L.A. w/ drink

V:

• V. Anderson
• Vernon Dewhurst: '69 Space Oddity cover,
• Virginia Turbett: some energetic '83 pics
• Victor Malafronte: 89 Mar 6 with Melissa at Baryshnikov opening on broadway (was in a movie about paparazzi)
• Victor Skrebneski: some B/W motion pics, pretty one with his hair falling down, some with Iman and some nude– very well taken

W:

• Walter McBride: at the urban something rewards wearing fancy white suit, one's got a cheeky smile
• Wayne Doyle: 95

Y:

• Yves Lorson: srs moonlight

I have a Ladner BMC from a Texas breeder (I’m in Michigan) who is now almost 8 months old (I got her at 8 weeks). She is full of energy and loves to run (obviously), she is definitely a lover and enjoys cuddling, sleeping under the blankets and destroying toys.
For other owners are BMC’s harder to train than other breeds? She is still not fully house trained, I’ve had other dogs completely potty trained within a few weeks. Are all BMC’s this stubborn? I mean on a leash how many times can I say no and give her correction and she just won’t listen, she is so focused. Also does anyone else’s eat everything? Mine will eat grass, plants, sticks, flowers, kids socks, and anything else she can get her mouth on.
I know I have a lot of training to work on, (we haven’t even started treeing squirrels yet), but none of my other dogs (she is my first BMC) have required this much attention or guidance. I know she is smart, just stubborn. Is my dog “special” or is this just how the breed is? I appreciate any feedback or tips. Thanks.

Share your stories of how you got into the Mixed Martial Arts. Was it because of WWF? Did Lesnar bring you in? No shame in admitting it. Maybe you got into it from cockfighting? Perhaps you were just a big fan of Sensei Segal? He is the one true master, after all.
Me, I was into WWF. Bret Hart was my favourite, while Hulk Hogan & the Ultimate Warrior were a little past my time. I had an older brother who graduated from the WWF to the UFC. He was in the US for an extended period of time, & used to bring cassettes of, first, the WWF PPV events, then the UFC. While I'd badger him about the Undertaker fights, he'd tell me it's all fake, and to get into MMA, the UFC. He'd tell me about Couture, Liddel, and the one true God, Fedor. He'd speak of the great Russian in a revered tone. And considering I liked my older brother, I starting revering Fedor myself.
Love his quiet, calm, stoic demeanour. He's like the bad-ass character in the movies that you instantly know not to mess with, only, it's very real. Just ask Rodgers, Arlovski etc.
So, that's my story.

Fillmore West on 1969-02-27

Good Morning Little School Girl, Doin' That Rag, Cryptical Envelopment-> Drums-> The Other One-> Cryptical Envelopment Dupree's Diamond Blues-> Mountains Of The Moon-> Dark Star-> Saint Stephen-> The Eleven-> Turn On Your Love Light, E: Cosmic Charlie
Soundboard
Recording: Executive engineer: Bob Matthews Engineer: Betty Cantor Consulting engineers: Owsley, Ron Wickersham Sound: Bear
from archive.org:

Beauty... Much the same as how life’s beauty can only be seen from afar, the terpsichorean ways of ’69 bring forth such graceful steps that enact a transcendent dance. Merely every concert has expressed some sentiment of this grace- but the perhaps much-too-hyped Fillmore West run descends into the sentimental groove with auspicious waves of abounding music… let is caress you, each glistening golden wave, for this music is a manifestation of one’s true soul- in the way it glides beyond them, and is lost in the scene before it. Hold the apple closer, then see the tree from which it grew. We are all the same. The movements of 7 are but the dance of one.

and

Blows Live Dead away! As much as I've enjoyed that seminal album over the years, this version strips away the filters like a heavy dose of Owsley. Hear it the way it actually sounded.

Family Dog at the Great Highway on 1970-02-27

Cold Rain &Snow, Me And My Uncle, Dancin' In The Streets, Easy Wind, Black Peter, Good Lovin' > drums > Good Lovin', China Cat Sunflower > jam > I Know You Rider > High Time, Hard To Handle, Casey Jones, Cumberland Blues, drums > Not Fade Away > Turn On Your Lovelight > Two Trains Running > space > Turn On Your Lovelight
Source: SBD -> Master Reel (7.5ips 1/2trk) -> Dat/0 (48k) D / Transferred by Charlie Miller
from archive.org:

What a gem! I first encountered this one on Dead Hours. The whole show is great, as so many from this era are, but the extra super kind highlight is the NFA>Lovelight! One of those amazing coincidences in the Dead's history - the master reel runs out of tape right as the show ends, cutting off the last 2 or 3 seconds! Nothing short of Amazing!

Robertson Gym, UC Santa Barbara on 1977-02-27

Minglewood Blues, Loser, El Paso, Ramble On Rose, Estimated Prophet, Peggy-O, Good Lovin', Mississippi Half Step, The Music Never Stopped, Scarlet Begonias Samson & Delilah, Saint Stephen-> Not Fade Away-> Drums-> Terrapin Station-> Morning Dew, Sugar Magnolia, E: Johnny B. Goode
AUD: Sony ECM-280> Sony TC-153SD ACM> R>DAT> CDR / Taped by Rob Bertrando
from archive.org:

Gotta go with a 5 on this one... ...even though the recording has a few cuts and is not perfect. This one initially took me a couple of listens to tune my ear; it feels, in the ear of so many crisp, hi-hat focused soundboards, like there's something missing....but stick with it, the performance starts to shine through. Set 1 - rock-solid. Peggy-O, wow - this is the year when that tune finally took on a heavy maturity - listen how woven the texture around this tune is...the Scarlet finale' is rare as a stand-alone '77 version, and they exercise it very well. Set 2 - The beginning of this mighty St. Stephen is clipped, so it makes me wonder if there was something played between this and Samson...no setlists list as much, but given that Swing was a half-hour longer than this show, I guess it's possible....any deadheads with all memory cells still in tact want to verify this? Drums has a clip as well, but it doesn't seem like there's too much missing...this Terrapin is tricky, because the debut the day before, at the beginning of the first set, got it safely out of the gate - here they have to dial it in deep into the 2nd set - you can tell they're still stretching and finding ground for this colossus - but boy, check out how Jer and Donna lead the final "TERRAPIN!" vocal charge into the orchestral part of the tune - wow, this gives me chills. Wish they had screamed it out more often this way! One more caveat - the semi-heartbreaking clip right after the first chord from Morning Dew lands. The transition from the final bit of the Station to here is seamlessly beautiful, but then we don't get the pleasure of hearing the song creep to life - this is a very powerful end to the suite - guess we'll just have to keep an eye out for another source some day.

Uptown Theater on 1981-02-27

Alabama Getaway-> Promised Land, Friend Of The Devil, Cassidy, Loser, CC Rider, It Must Have Been The Roses-> Minglewood Blues Scarlet Begonias-> Fire On The Mountain-> Estimated Prophet-> Eyes Of The World-> Drums-> Not Fade Away-> Wharf Rat-> Sugar Magnolia, E: Don't Ease Me In
Matrix by Hunter Seamons
from archive.org:

The Best Matrix Of One Of The Best Nights Ever Played !!! This is a stellar matrix recording of a stellar "X" Factor show. Run, don't walk, to get this baby into your hard drive as soon as possible. This is the best show of the Chicago Uptown troica and one of my all-time favorites. Hunter just nails this mix. The Boyz' mics are seriously up-front but aren't hot and obnoxious - and Jerry is singing particularly well tonight - which is a HUGE plus! This mix with headphones on is so fine, I simply don't know what to do with myself!? Five "X" Factor stars for both the show and the Matrix. Killer Diller baby... just Killer Diller !!! This upload puts you Dead Fucking Center ten rows up and hands-down beats Chappel's matrix. Well maybe that's being hyperbolic but, I absolutely LOVE this mix. Having a slightly mellower sound, it's not quite as tinny as Chappel's (which is a good mix) but, this is a GREAT mix - one of the best I've heard in quite some time - while using such a strong board. That transition into Fire and the Mountain body is just so freaking sweet! I have always felt this was the best Scarlet > Fire ever done. And I'm starting to come to the conclusion that it was. All of Pre-Drumz is to-die-for! This mix reminds me of the primo 12.1.79 Stanley DFC FOB I've had for over five years. If you're searching for THE sound boys and girls, Hunter may be right having given it to us for this historic night. Bravo sir and many thanks for uploading something solid to add my little extra magic too. What a beautiful show!

Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on 1990-02-27

Let The Good Times Roll, Feel Like A Stranger, Sugaree, Victim Or The Crime, Mississippi Half Step, When I Paint My Masterpiece, Bird Song Iko Iko, Women Are Smarter, Standing On the Moon, Truckin'-> Spoonful-> Drums-> Jam-> The Other One-> Morning Dew-> Throwing Stones-> Not Fade Away, E: We Bid You Good Night
Source: SBD > DAT > CDR > WAV > SHNv3
from archive.org:

Not so rough....This show is very understated. The energy is mellow for sure, but they are inspired. Listen to the lullaby jam in Sugaree, the beautiful perfection of Standing on the Moon, Truckin'>Spoonful, and the deeply inspired post-drums. Bird Song is a little rambling, which is fine. The real powerhouse chapter of the night is Drumz>Iko>Women Smarter. The Dead stash the magic into some inconspicuous corners this night, but it's there. Just gotta poke around.

Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum Stadium on 1994-02-27

Hell In A Bucket, Row Jimmy, Minglewood Blues, Lazy River Road, Mama Tried-> Mexicali Blues, Tennessee Jed, Easy Answers Touch Of Gray, Samson & Delilah, Uncle John's Band-> Corinna-> Dragon parade-> Drums-> Space-> The Other One-> Cosmic Charlie tease-> Wharf Rat-> Turn On Your Love Light, E: Rain
Source SBD -> Dat (44.1k) D / Transferred by Charlie Miller
from archive.org:

Nice for 1994... Great sounding SBD and quite well-played show. Sloppy start of the set one and only after Mexicali band finally fired up. After this it was a great pleasure to listen to the music and of course there were some interesting surprises during second set. Corrina is a blast with powerful bass lines and nice guitar solos. Before this warm and inspired version of UJB ended with nice Supplication tease and of course don't forget about the highlight of the concert what is notorious for being one of the biggest letdowns of the era: instead of Cosmic Charlie which seemed imminent Jerry turns to Wharf Rat. Being a fan of this song I won't grumble. Turn on Your Lovelight and Rain were great pieces to finish the show.

Better Know a State: Tennessee – discuss Tennessee politics and candidates
Welcome to our 26th Better Know a State (BKAS), which will focus on TENNESSEE.
OK, Wayers, let’s head north out of Georgia, out of the Deep South, and we’ll Better Know Tennessee!
Tennessee is not part of the Deep South, and was not subject to the tight restrictions of the 1965 Voting Rights Act. It’s still a deep red State – Republicans hold a 7-2 majority in the US House, 74-25 majority in the TN House, and a 27-5 majority in the TN Senate – but of the 32 Democrats noted here, it’s almost an even split (15 white, 17 black). In exchange for increasing minority representation and ensuring that they (and everyone else) would remain entrenched, Dems in the 2002 redistricting allowed massive gerrymandering, which has now given the Repubs a huge supermajority. To be fair, this isn’t unique to TN.
There is more competition in state races than GA, although it’s still not great. While no US House incumbent ran unopposed, only 63% of state races had competition, and many of those had the competition from an Independent candidate, not one of the 2 current major parties.
8 of 9 US House incumbents were re-elected, with TN-8 being an open seat (it did not flip). Even worse, only 1 incumbent in either state chamber lost. Gerrymandering, then, still rules Tennessee.
Even though the racial makeup of Democrats is balanced, Bernie didn’t do much better here than in GA: Only 23 of the 67 delegates (not counting superdelegates) went for Bernie. In a future self-post, I’ll delve deeper into all these numbers and hope to open a discussion on how Bernie – or any other progressive – can win over Southern voters and delegates.
Here are the details on all the 2018 House races, Senate race, and Governor’s race.
US House of Representatives: TN has 9 US House members, 7 Repub, 2 Dem.
TN-1: (eastern tip) Phil Roe (R) is in his 5th term. He is a Tea Party member who is a standard-issue, strong conservative. He’s also a physician who helped draft “ObamaCare Lite” in 2016. He has 1 Repub challenger, Todd McKinley, a 20-year Army veteran, who is actually more conservative on healthcare coverage than Roe.
There is 1 Dem challenger, Marty Olsen, who, like Roe, is a physician (OB-GYN). He is against school vouchers, and while he does decry the lack of health insurance for many, does not mention universal coverage/M4A on his site.
Unlike most of the South during the Solid Democrat era, TN-1 has been Republican since 1881, and is the 6th-most Republican district in the nation. We should still find a Progressive to run here, against Olsen. Why? Although it’s deep-red, Bernie actually got over 47% of the primary votes in TN-1, a very good result for a Southern district.
TN-2: (Knoxville and surrounding areas) Jimmy Duncan (R) is retiring.
There are 5 Republican candidates: Tim Burchett, Brad Fullington, Jimmy Matlock, Vito Sagliano, and Marc Whitmire.
Just like Robb Ryerse in Arkansas and Danny Ellyson in Georgia, Whitmire is a Republican but is running on the Brand New Congress platform, which supports Medicare for All, $15 minimum wage, ending the war on drugs, free college tuition, and other progressive positions.
There are 2 Dem challengers, Joshua Williams, a clinical psychologist, and Renee Hoyos, the director of the TN Clean Water Network. Hoyos has no website, and Williams is vague about policies he supports.
You thought TN-1 was Republican? TN-2 hasn’t had a Democratic representative since before the Civil War. This isn’t surprising: East Tennessee was very pro-Union during the Civil War – President Andrew Johnson, from TN-1, had been Lincoln’s running mate in 1864.
That’s OK, though, as a Progressive is running as a Republican here! Progressivism should be non-partisan, and BNC’s way of attracting Republicans to adopt the Progressive platform is what America needs. Even better? TN-2 is home to the University of Tennessee, who can get behind a progressive candidate.
Let’s give Marc Whitmire our support. I’ve got $27 all ready for him.
TN-3: (includes Chattanooga) Chuck Fleischmann (R) is in his 4th term. He has no Republican challengers. Fleischmann states that “government run health insurance does not work” and “I believe America’s health care system is worth saving”. Beyond that ludicrous comment, he’s a Central Casting conservative who, if you read his site, thinks that DOMA is still the law of the land. Good job there, Chuck.
He does have 2 Democratic challengers:
Harold Shevlin – website is down, information on Crowdpac is sparse.
Danielle Mitchell: physician whose chief platform is changing healthcare. However, she does not mention universal coverage/M4A, but does support making healthcare a “not-for-profit entity”. Her policy statements are vague on most other subjects.
We need to find a Progressive for this district, as Mitchell’s not a progressive, which is a shame, as we could truly use a physician in Congress who valued well-being over wealth.
TN-4: Scott DesJarlais (R), a physician is in his 4th term. His stance on the issues is not relevant, as you’ll see below.
He has 1 Republican challenger, Jack Maddux, who has no discussion of the issues at all on his site.
He also has 2 Dem challengers:
Steven Reynolds lost to DesJarlais in 2016. He does refer to healthcare as a basic human right, although he does not mention M4A (he wants to improve the ACA and expand Medicaid). In addition, he wants to increase the cap on Social Security tax to $250,000, only use war as a last resort, and expand clean energy programs through the TVA. He owned his own infrastructure company for 30 years.
Mariah Phillips wants to improve the ACA, but has nothing else of substance listed on her site, unless you count the 4 times I was asked for a donation in the space of a minute.
Reynolds sounds like a maybe-sorta-kinda could be progessive someday, which isn’t the droid we’re looking for. However, look at DesJarlais, the incumbent:
• Despite his 100% pro-life score, pressured a mistress to get an abortion (and lied about it under oath), and had his 1st wife obtain 2 abortions • Had a sexual relationship with 2 patients, 1 to whom he prescribed pain meds • Also had a sexual relationship with a drug representative • Instead of having his license terminated for the patient relationships, was fined $500 • Won the 2014 Republican primary by only 38 votes, although his opponent decided not to pursue a challenge
We either need to find a way to convince Reynolds to move left, or locate a Progressive. I would move to TN-4 and run, if it meant we could get Dr. Sleaze out of office.
TN-5: (Nashville and suburbs) Jim Cooper (D) is in his 8th term, although he did serve 7 additional terms prior to 1995. He has a middling Progressive Punch Crucial Lifetime Progressive Score (56%) and is a Blue Dog Democrat. He did cosponsor HR 676 in April.
Cooper has no challengers. He has gotten less than 60% of the vote in the GE only once. Although Cooper is usually fiscally conservative, he does not take earmarks, and 2/3 of his campaign contributions come from individuals, not corporations. Neither banks nor insurance companies are high on his donor list.
TN state legislators had the option of gerrymandering TN-5 in 2012, but chose to make it lean more Dem instead, in order to protect other R districts, and keep the Blue Dog Cooper in, instead of risking a further-left challenger.
Unless the TN legislature gerrymanders him in 2022, he’s likely keeping this seat for some time.
TN-6: Diane Black (R) will run for Governor in 2018. 3 Republicans are running for the seat: State Rep Judd Matheny, Christopher Monday, and John Rose; all 3 are extremely conservative. There are currently no Dem challengers.
TN-6 is R+24, the 22nd most Republican district in the nation. John Rose already has almost $500K in his war chest. Any Progressives in TN-6, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
TN-7: Marsha Blackburn (R) is running for Bob Corker’s open Senate seat in 2018. There is 1 Republican challenger, state Sen. Mark Green, a physician; 1 Libertarian challenger, Lenny Ladner, and 1 Dem challenger, Justin Kanew, an autism activist and Hollywood writer & producer.
Kanew supports Medicare-for-All, mandatory paid maternity/family leave, ending the War on Drugs, overturning Citizens United, term limits, and a living wage. He has also eschewed taking any corporate contributions, which is enormous.
His opponent, Mark Green, was nominated to be Trump’s Secretary of the Army, before it was discovered that he considered transgenderism to be a disease, that his job as state senator was to “crush evil”, that he would not tolerate students learning about Muslim beliefs & practices and that the theory of evolution is a “bad argument”. In other words, he is the one candidate in Tennessee that is worse than Marsha Blackburn, which is truly an amazing feat.
I originally wrote about how excited I was that a progressive would be running here…until a fellow Wayer found an article from March 2016 where Kanew expresses his support for Hillary. It’s hard to tell whether Kanew was trying to cover himself or not – even though he supports several Progressive positions, we need to make sure he’s washed Hillary right out of his hair. I’d love to ask him some pointed questions, or even see if he’d do an AMA. Please, Justin, if you’re reading this, please publicly disavow Hillary. TN-7 is counting on you.
TN-8: David Kustoff (R) is in his 1st term. He currently has no challengers.
Unblinking support for Israel? Check. Dismantle the ACA? Check. Anti-gay marriage? Check. Gerrymandered district? Check.
There’s got to be a Progressive down there in TN-8. My son is living there temporarily; I’ll call him this weekend and have him go get one.
TN-9: Steve Cohen (D) is in his 6th term. He has 1 Independent challenger, Nicholas Mantanona.
Cohen rates around 90% on the Progressive Punch platform – in other rating systems he is even higher. TN-9 is one of 23 black-majority districts in the nation; Memphis makes up the majority of the district, which has the 2nd-highest percentage of blacks in any district (only MS-2 is higher). Cohen is the only non-black representative of the 23.
Cohen’s progressive, and that’s good enough.
Senate: Bob Corker is retiring, so his seat will be open. This is a solid red seat.
There are 4 Republican challengers: Andy Ogles, Larry Crim, Aaron Pettigrew, and Marsha Blackburn (current US Rep in TN-7).
There are 2 Dem challengers – Bill Bailey, a retired trailer mechanic, and James Mackler, attorney and Iraq War vet. There are many names that have been mentioned as potential candidates, and it will likely be a few more months before the actual field is settled.
Bailey supports Medicare-for-All, and protecting Social Security, but he has not filed with the FEC and his website is very vague. Mackler believes that healthcare is a right, but does not mention M4A. He believes America has been wronged by NAFTA – but seeks to renegotiate it, not leave it. We will have to wait and see if Bailey is a serious candidate.
TN is a solid red state, and Blackburn is – and I’m being charitable here – terrible. She is rabidly against the ACA, thinks the earth is cooling, not warming, and is a creationist. She has also taken tons of money from corporations that want to destroy Net Neutrality. She was still the prohibitive favorite in this race, until an expose was broadcast on Sunday: she sponsored a bill that stripped the DEA of its power to freeze shipments of opioids from drug distributors, on request from Big Pharma, from whom she has received $120,000 in contributions.
Hopefully, by the time everyone reads this, Blackburn will no longer be a candidate for anything but target practice. Maybe then, we will have a serious Progressive candidate.
Governor: Bill Haslam (R) is term-limited.
There are 6 Republicans running– Mae Beavers, Diane Black, Randy Boyd, Mark Brown, Beth Harwell, Bill Lee, and Kay White.
The 2 Dem challengers are Karl Dean, former Nashville mayor, and State Rep. Craig Fitzhugh.
All the Republican candidates are fairly conservative, but neither Dem candidate supports any progressive issues, or anything else, for that matter. Governor’s races tend to be much more centrist in many cases. There are better races to get involved with.
Let me know in the comments if I’ve missed anything.
In case you missed the previous BKAS posts, here they are:
Alabama
Utah
Alaska
Arkansas
California Part 1
California Part 2
California Part 3
California Part 4
California State Democratic Chair Race
Colorado
Arizona
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida Part 1
Florida Part 2
New Jersey
Virginia Governor and Senate Races
Hawaii
Wyoming
Idaho
North Dakota
Georgia
Minnesota
New York
Michigan Part 1
Michigan Part 2
NEXT STATE UP - Texas

So here’s a crazy thing – I started doing these weekly updates a full year ago. The first one was just a short list of one night’s events, but it built quickly. I’ve enjoyed putting it together and plan to keep doing it, and I hope people use it. Quite a few people have recognized me and introduced themselves, and that’s awesome. This town is full of cool people.
If anyone feels like I’m missing some type of event that you’re interested in but can’t find details for on a regular basis, please let me know. What’s the point if it doesn’t fill that info gap for locals, right?
Y’all know I do trivia for a living. It’s fun and worthwhile, but I don’t exactly make much money. So this week, I’m putting up a paypal link and asking for tips. The holidays are coming and I haven’t paid rent yet this month. If you use the list, please consider throwing me a few bucks. I’ll keep doing it regardless, obviously, but it sure would be appreciated. Unlike NPR, I won’t make another request until next year. (I checked in with the mods before doing this, so it’s all on the up and up.)
With that out of the way – and thank you – let’s get out there and have some fun!
Tally’s Independent Cinema and Theater Offerings:

• Please click here for details on this week’s movies at All Saints Cinema.
  
• Check here for show times and ticket info for Theatre Tallahassee’s productions.
  
• All of the Student Life Cinema offerings are listed on their web site, but they are closed down until spring semester.
  
• And here for Young Actors Theater productions.
  

MONDAY 12/7

• Burrito Boarder: Bar Trivia With Hank. $30 food & bar tab for first place. Specials on shots and margaritas. 7 :30pm
  
• Waterworks: Monday Patio Theater featuring North by Northwest. “Hitchcock under the stars with Cary Grant as the poor fellow with the mistaken identity. It's another classic shown on the Patio and with the weather continuing to be mostly pleasant, let's enjoy the outdoors while we can in December.” 8:30pm/21+
  

• Chiles Auditorium: 2015 Holiday Concert. 7pm/$5
  
• Augusta Conradi Studio Theater in the Williams Building: “30in60 Presents: The Winter Holiday Family Spectacular© Sponsored by MajorCorporation© Sketch comedy is the name of the game and we have 30 we'd like to show you, so come on down and see us! We don't bite, unlike the new and improved couples Bitemaster™, making bedrooms more dangerous since 1983.” 8pm
  

TUESDAY 12/8

• Madison Social: Trivia Social. They do half and half theme and miscellaneous, so check their FB every week for an event page. 7pm
  
• Kavakaze: Cards Against Humanity. 7pm-8pm
  
• Brass Tap in Midtown: Trivia. Check their FB page for the theme. 7pm
  
• Northside Pies: Bar Trivia With Hank. 50 questions of sweet, sweet trivia. Win a pizza! 7:30pm/free
  
• Bird’s Oyster Shack: Trivia With John Carpenter. This is a fun, lively night. 7:30pm
  
• GrassLands Brewing Company: Trivia Factory. 7:30pm
  
• Fourth Quarter: Trivia With Professor Jim. AUCE wings. Truly a trivia favorite. 8pm
  
• The Grain: Open Mic. “Just a bunch of artsy folks hanging out in our basement. With the full Grain by Fermentation menu until 10 and late night options after that.” 9pm
  
• Pockets: Karaoke with Keith Welch. 9pm/21+
  
• Krewe de Gras: Karaoke With Pete. 9pm
  
• Pockets Pool: Karaoke with Dwight. 10pm/21+
  

• 101 Restaurant: James Carville in Tallahassee, in support of Hillary for America. 8am/$100 – Guest/$250 – Host/$500 – Chair
  
• Turner Auditorium: Tallahassee Civic Chorale presents Carols of the Season. 7:30pm/ $9 for adults, $7 dollars for students and seniors, and free for TCC students, faculty and staff with ID
  
• Southern Public House: Old Soul Revival. 8pm
  
• Midtown Speakeasy: Bradley Hathaway (Arkansas), Least Of These (Texas), Mainstream Filth, Thomas Hendon. 9pm/18+($8) 21+($5)
  

WEDNESDAY 12/9

• Bird’s Oyster Shack: Jim Crozier’s Wednesday Night Lab Session with Guest Host Chris Skene. 6pm
  
• Fermentation Lounge: Quizmaster General Knowledge Trivia. “Quizmaster is hosted by Bennett Miller from 7-9pm every Wednesday, and features three rounds of general knowledge trivia (and a weekly food special). It is free to play and teams of up to 6 are welcome. The winner of each round receives a sample flight, and the Quizmaster for the night receives a $25 gift card and serious credit of Geek Street.” 7pm
  
• Brass Tap on Gaines: Trivia. Check their FB page for the theme. 7pm
  
• Hurricane Grill & Wings: Trivia With Greg. 7pm
  
• GrassLands Brewing Company: BYOBG! Bring Your Own Board Game. “Our gracious host, Trevor Bond, will be featuring one game each week. Feel free to bring your own games to play & share.” 7pm/21+
  
• Proof in Railroad Sq: Bar Trivia With Hank. 5 rounds of fantastic trivia! There’s usually a food truck, or you can pick something up early from The Crum Box in the old caboose. Bar tabs for top teams, and plenty of friendly competition. Rain or shine! 7:30pm/21+/no cover
  
• Burrito Boarder: Karaoke With Nathan. Great song selection, welcoming crowd. 8pm/all ages
  
• Krewe de Gras: Trivia with Mr. Matt. $40 first prize 8pm
  
• Just One More: Karaoke with Roger. 9pm
  
• Bird’s: Comedy Night. I’m pretty sure this is both a performance and an open mic. 9:30pm/free
  

• Oglesby Union: Menorah Lighting. “There will be latkes, music, dreidels, and a raffle! Bring your friends and have a great time!” 5pm
  
• Waterworks: Capital Equality Holiday Social. “Celebrate the season with LGBTQA+ and supportive Democrats! Door prizes, food, and happy hour specials!” 6:30pm/21+
  
• Turner Auditorium: Tallahassee Community College African Drum and Dance Ensemble End of Semester Fall Concert. “This year's show entitled "L'Union fait la Force...Strength is Unity" focuses on the message of fortifying connections in our families and communities in the wake of challenges and trials that many have endured this year. We will take you on a journey across the water to the lands of West Africa and back to the African Diaspora.“ 7:30pm/free
  

THURSDAY 12/10:

• Lake Ella Area: Food Truck Thursday with Common Taters and the Turn Ups. 6pm
  
• Crum Box Gastgarden: Thursday Evening Gastgarden Sessions featuring Kyle Picha. 7pm
  
• HalfTime Pie Pub: Trivia. Check the Pub FB page for a theme and possible bonus points. 8pm
  
• Gaines Street Pies: Bar Trivia With Hank @ Warhorse Whiskey Bar. With a picture round! Sound round! Speed round! Hoarder’s Delight drawing! And all the other trivias! Win a delicious 18” pizza! 9pm
  
• Pockets: Karaoke Dance Party with Keith Welch. 9pm/21+
  
• Birds: Karaoke Hosted By Jumpin Jams. Some of the most diverse and longest running karaoke in town. 10pm
  
• Down Below (Under Barnacle Bills): Karaoke with Davin. 10pm
  

• First Presbyterian: PFLAG Tallahassee End-of-Year Potluck. “Come feast with PFLAG Tallahassee. Meet our new officers. Learn about our plans for 2016.” 6pm
  
• Tallahassee Harley-Davidson: The Bike Night w/850. 6pm
  
• Downtown Thomasville: Victorian Christmas Festival. “Tantalizing aromas drift from street vendors offering scrumptious seasonal delicacies. Visit with St. Nick this holiday in a snowy winter scene... Carriage rides with jingle bells and twinkling lights set the stage for a truly unforgettable experience. Carolers sing traditional favorites while colorful characters capture your imagination with street theater. Community sing-alongs, chestnut roasting and marshmallow toasting will put you in the mood for Christmas. Festival favorites include live musical entertainment, carriage rides, a live nativity and a winter wonderland for children!” 6pm-9pm
  
• Black Dog on the Square: Literary Night featuring Brian Alan Ellis, Laura Minor, Justis Devan Millls, and D. Austin Smith. 7pm
  
• Franklin Manor: Ghost Mice(solo set and pizza crime stories reading), Morgan Eldridge(poetry), Nostradogmus, Murmurs. 7pm/$5
  
• Conradi Student Theater: The Mikado, Gilbert & Sullivan's classic operetta! “The story centers around Nanki-Poo – a wandering minstrel – journeying to the town of Titipu: a city under the control of the Mikado and his Lord High Executioner, Ko-Ko. Nanki-Poo encounters the lovely Yum-Yum, Ko-Ko’s fiancée, and the two fall madly in love despite external romantic entanglements. Nanki-Poo and Yum-Yum conspire a plan to be married, while Ko-Ko and Titipu government officials stave off an impending punishment from the Mikado. The Mikado features classic tunes such as “Three Little Maids from School,” “Tit-Willow,” and “The Sun Whose Rays Are All Ablaze,” and an amusing script to boot. The show will be presented with a full cast, small ensemble chorus, piano, and percussion.” 7:30pm/free
  

FRIDAY 12/11

• Parlay Sports Bar: Karaoke with Big Bob. 8pm
  
• Just One More: Karaoke with Roger. 9pm
  
• Down Below (Under Barnacle Bill’s): Karaoke with DJ Scott Long. 10pm
  
• Stetsons @ The Moon: Karaoke with Johnny Ray. 10pm/$5/18+
  
• Pug Mahones: Fridays! “On the club side at 10:00 and midnight, let your pride colors shine with performances by Ms. Debra Adams and special guests. In between it all, dance your ASS off with high energy music from DJ Carben.” 5pm/$5/18+
  

• Finnegan's Wake Irish Pub: Coats and Kilts. “We have a lively night planned for your enjoyment, and hope that you will also join us in supporting a worthy cause. Staff members of The Shelter at The Kearney Center will be here from 6-9PM to collect coat donations for our local homeless community. Everyone who donates a coat will receive a complimentary pint of Guinness, who is our sponsor for the evening! On top of this, we will be giving one complimentary Guinness to everyone who wears a kilt. So, if you wear a kilt AND bring a coat to donate, you'll get 2 complimentary Guinness.” 3pm
  
• Abundance Wellness Center: 8th Annual Open House and Art Extravaganza. “Always intimate, cozy, festive and yummy! Folks can wander in and out of doors enjoying a plate of delicious foods provided by the folks here at AWC, sipping on a glass of wine, or a cup of tea while they explore the possibilities for holiday shopping with our wonderful local artists... or sitting by the bonfire for a spell and swapping stories! What could be better?” 4pm
  
• Miccosukee Land Co-op: 22nd Annual Holiday Art Affair. “A local collection of Arts and Crafts lovingly brought together for your Holiday gift giving. Oil paintings - Acrylics - Folk Art - Jewelry - Wood Carvers -Ceramics - Metal Working - Knits - Handmade Candles and so much more! Join us in an evening to celebrate the joys of the Holiday Season, with Live Music and food and drink served though out the night.” 5pm
  
• Perry, FL: Southern Pines BBQ FESTIVAL & Competition. “One of the best BBQ EVENTS in the Southeast! $10,000.00 in prizes for the OPEN Competition. In addition, People's Choice, the John Boy & Billy Grilling Sauce Contest & MUCH MORE! FREE ADMISSION for Festival Goers! Variety of music to include rock, southern rock, country and blues. Featuring the Ben Carter Band, King Cotton, Lunar Urge, Franc Robert, Andy Simmons and much more! Kid's Que Competition, Arts & Crafts, Food Vendors and Antique Car Show!” 5pm
  
• Sue McCollum Community Center: Holiday Parents Night Out Camp! Kindergarten-12 years old. 5:30pm/$25
  
• Downtown Thomasville: Victorian Christmas Festival. “Tantalizing aromas drift from street vendors offering scrumptious seasonal delicacies. Visit with St. Nick this holiday in a snowy winter scene... Carriage rides with jingle bells and twinkling lights set the stage for a truly unforgettable experience. Carolers sing traditional favorites while colorful characters capture your imagination with street theater. Community sing-alongs, chestnut roasting and marshmallow toasting will put you in the mood for Christmas. Festival favorites include live musical entertainment, carriage rides, a live nativity and a winter wonderland for children!” 6pm-9pm
  
• The Warehouse: Almost Christmas w/Del Suggs, Pierce Pettis & the Allstars! 7:30pm
  
• Backwoods Bistro: Lunar Urge. 8pm
  
• Garages on Gaines: Friday Night MusicFest w/Mary and Aaron. 8pm
  
• Aloft: Christon Birge and Katie Spillman. 8pm
  
• American Legion Hall: The Mistletoe Tour ~ Get The Tangle Out of Your Tinsel w/Croked Shooz. 8pm/$8 for one, $15 for couples
  
• Bradfordville Blues Club: Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys! “Tallahassee Area Zydeco & Cajun Assn. (TAZACA) will sponsor Cajun and/or Zydeco dance lessons beginning an hour before the event.” 9pm
  
• Side Bar: Local Band Friday: Dog Head w/ Methodical Mayhem, Last True Evil & Gedwolgod. 9pm/$7
  
• Brass Tap Midtown: Tim Russell. 9pm
  
• Moose Lodge: Free Wheelin' Friday Night Live. 9pm
  
• Warhorse: Pat Puckett w/ David Lareau. 9:30pm
  
• Liberty Bar: The Return of FUNGLE JUNK w/ ADAM HENDLEY'S URBAN SOUL. 10pm/$5/21+
  

SATURDAY 12/12

• Park at Monroe: The Downtown Marketplace. 9am
  
• Corner of Georgia & Macomb: Frenchtown Farmers’ Market. “The Frenchtown Heritage Market offers a wide variety of fresh, naturally grown produce. Live music, cooking demos, fruits vegetables, and honey sold directly by farmers.” I bought some beet jelly there last week, and it’s delicious. 9am – 1pm.
  
• Wakulla Springs Lodge: Bob Carey on Piano. “Come on out and bring along your vocal chops, browse through my lyrics book, pick up one of my pass-around mics and sing your heart out, or just grab a stool and enjoy a fun filled evening of music and dancing. Full bar open til late.” 7pm
  
• El Patron: Pasion Latina. Bachata, Merengue, Salsa, Reggaeton. 9pm
  
• Down Below (Under Barnacle Bills): Karaoke With Nathan. If you want to sing and drink cheap beer and liquor and not have to wait for huge crowds, this is your spot. 10pm
  

• Chaires Community: Tallahassee Ladies Ride. “This is a "No-Drop" ride. Last year we split into two groups based on speed and it worked very well. All level types welcomed, this is a road ride with expected mileage around 20-25. There are a few hills, but you will have plenty of help and support with conquering this fun ride with your friends, old and new. INVITE YOUR FRIENDS!” 8am
  
• Chain of Parks: Just One More! Downtown Holiday Art Show. 9am-4pm/free
  
• North Florida Fairgrounds: Southern Classic Gun Show. 9am-5pm
  
• Dorothy B Oven Park: Society of Arts & Crafts Christmas Show. 9am-3pm
  
• Carrabelle Riverfront: Carrabelle's Holiday on the Harbor & Boat Parade of Lights. “Music, holiday shopping, munch on some treats. Visit with Santa! Street Festival starts at 10:00 am, Boat Parade at dark 30! Fireworks Show Finale!” 10am-all day
  
• Apalachee Regional Park: Insane Inflatable 5K. “Get ready to experience the most fun, wild and insane obstacle run in the world. Get “pumped up” for a course filled with the world’s largest and most extreme inflatable obstacles ever produced. Here’s your chance to be a kid at heart, and insane by choice!” Here’s all the details.. Between $65 - $100.
  
• Mission San Luis: Winter Solstice Celebration: Southeastern Indian Culture & Heritage. “Join us for two days of Indian culture, crafts, demonstrations, living history, astronomy, music, speakers, and more! This year's expanded schedule will include more participation by Indian Tribes and Ceremonial Grounds, as well as presentations by historical scholars, the Tallahassee Astronomical Society, and musicians.” 10am-8pm/$5 for Adults $3 for 65+ $2 for ages 6-17 FREE for members, under 6, and active military
  
• Railroad Square: Family Fun Day 2015. “A day full of activities, sales, and culture aimed towards kids and families. With the Holiday Season about to begin and only a few weeks before Christmas, it’s time to shop and check out local stores for that perfect gift and holiday family fun.” Here’s a whole list of events. 10am
  
• Thomasville: Taste of Thomasville Food Tour. “Taste of Thomasville is a walking and tasting tour where you will enjoy a fun one of a kind, culinary experience while strolling through Thomasville. You will enjoy tasting award winning foods and learn what makes Thomasville’s history unique. Our tour is approximately 1.4 miles which will take 3 hours. It is suitable for all ages and fitness levels, but more suitable for children 13 and up. The tour will be given rain or shine.” 10:30am-1pm/$40
  
• The Plant on Gaines Street: Grant Writing Workshop! “A community created and run grant workshop! Speakers/ Facilitators : Susan Pourciau- Director of Homeless training and technical assistance for The Florida Housing Coalition. Kimberly Ladner- veteran housing Advocate supervisor for The Big Bend Homeless Coalition. John Robertson- Program Services Director for the Florida Network. This event is open and free to the public! Feel free to bring a grant you are working on or would like to start. And bring interested friends.” Noon
  
• Perry, FL: Southern Pines BBQ FESTIVAL & Competition. “One of the best BBQ EVENTS in the Southeast! $10,000.00 in prizes for the OPEN Competition. In addition, People's Choice, the John Boy & Billy Grilling Sauce Contest & MUCH MORE! FREE ADMISSION for Festival Goers! Variety of music to include rock, southern rock, country and blues. Featuring the Ben Carter Band, King Cotton, Lunar Urge, Franc Robert, Andy Simmons and much more! Kid's Que Competition, Arts & Crafts, Food Vendors and Antique Car Show!”
  
• Tallahassee Helicopters: Open House. “Come see the Pirate Hunter and Junior from the Will Dance Show at the Tallahassee Helicopters Open House on Capital Circle just North of TLH Airport terminal. There will be free food and drinks, student award presentations, and very special day-of-event deals for Intro Flight Lessons. Plus seminars and Q&A with owner Thomas Diefenbach.” 11am-2pm
  
• Tara Angel’s Magic: Commander 2-Headed Giant Tournament. “Format: Commander 2-Headed Giant (Must bring a partner). Prizes: Winning team will get two (2) From the Vault: Angels box sets + Additional prizes based upon attendance. Special Rules: the ban list is the same as the normal Commander ban list, it is not french rules, your life total will start at 50, infect will be 15, 1 game is a match, and no proxies! Any more questions just ask.” 1pm/$15 per team
  
• WFSU Studio: Downton Abbey Screening and Tea. “It's the last season of Downton Abbey so say goodbye in style with WFSU. Saturday, December 12, enjoy afternoon tea, compete to win prizes in a game of trivia, and watch the Season 6 Premiere before everyone else!” 2pm/$35
  
• Madison Social: The Tallahassee Brew District Holiday Hop and NYP Santa Shuffle. “The bar crawl will stop at each of the four Tallahassee Brew District locations, Madison Social, The Brass Tap, GrassLands Brewery and Proof Brewing Company, with a beer included at each location for registered participants only. Registration starts at 5:00PM at Madison Social. Your $25 registration fee includes a 16oz holiday mug (glows in the dark) and one beer at each location. If you bring an unwrapped toy (approximate value of $5 or higher) to Madison Social when you register you will receive one additional beer at Proof Brewing Company. To further get into the holiday spirit, we encourage everyone to dress up in their most festive holiday costume. A costume contest will take place at Proof Brewing Company at 11:00pm.” 5pm/$25/21+
  
• Crum Box in RR Sq: Film Crashers presents Magic Christmas Tree. “Because nothing says “Holiday Spirit” like a witch, talking trees and a magical lawn mower! Join the Film Crashers at The Crum Box Gastgarden as they merrily make fun of the seldom seen, highly bizarre and utterly spellbinding, The Magic Christmas Tree! It will be a one of a kind family holiday movie experience you will never forget! Come on out and join us, won’t you?” 5pm
  
• Hurricane Wings and Grill: Crooked Shooz. 5:30pm
  
• Southwood Art of Living: Winter Festival. “Join your neighbors in SouthWood’s winter wonderland for a tour of Santa’s workshop, scavenger hunt, holiday themed games, crafts, face painting, hot chocolate, food available for purchase and more. Santa is expecting a 100% chance of snow! This year’s event will feature real snow and a snow slide.” 6pm
  
• 2643 Lucerne Dr: The New 76ers @ The Purple House Holiday Concert. 7pm/$20
  
• Tekesta Park: Movie Night. “Two hours of family friendly Christmas cartoons on a huge screen (Mickey's Christmas Carol, Charlie Brown Christmas and more) Hot chocolate. Homemade cookies. Tekesta Park is at the corner of Deer Lake South & Tekesta Drive in the Killearn Lakes subdivision. Bring a blanket to sit on.” 7pm-9pm
  
• Turner Auditorium: A Few of My Favorite Things. “Ring in the holidays BACT style! This December's production, "A Few of My Favorite Things," features excerpts from "Les Sylphides," "Pas de Quatre" and the holiday favorite depicting a Victorian skating party, "Les Patineurs."” 7:30pm
  
• The Junction at Monroe: Midtown presents 'Twas One Crazy Night Before Christmas. “'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a...wait a minute!?! What's going on here - Mom's running pass plays in the kitchen, Sis is doing her best Martha Stewart imitation, Dad and the Uncles are taking root in front of the TV, and the kids are hmmmm??? Take a light-hearted look at Christmas in the typical American household with clever songs, hilarious antics and a full-evening of entertainment that will leave your audience in stitches!” 8pm/$10
  
• Miccosukee Root Cellar: Mary Z Cox/ Blue Sky Banjo. 8pm
  
• Bradfordville Blues Club: STEADY ROLLIN’ BOB MARGOLIN. 830pm
  
• Monticello Opera House: A Taste of Holiday Dance. “Pas de Vie Ballet will perform at the famous Monticello (Perkins) Opera House in Monticello, FL. We will be performing selections from the Nutcracker as well as other seasonal selections.” 8pm/$18 ($38 with dinner, probably need to rsvp)
  
• Aloft: Travelin Light. 10:30pm
  

SUNDAY 12/13

• Lake Ella: Sunday Brunch. 11am
  
• Salty Dawg Pub & Deli: The Famous Acoustic Jam w/ Wayne, Glenn, and Bo. Open mic, free beer for performers. 6pm
  
• Cabo’s Bar: Trivia with Hank. Brand new trivia night at your old favorite bar! Tabs for top teams! 7:30pm
  

• Chain of Parks: Just One More! Downtown Holiday Art Show. 9am-4pm/free
  
• North Florida Fairgrounds: Southern Classic Gun Show. 9am-4pm
  
• Mission San Luis: Winter Solstice Celebration: Southeastern Indian Culture & Heritage. “Join us for two days of Indian culture, crafts, demonstrations, living history, astronomy, music, speakers, and more! This year's expanded schedule will include more participation by Indian Tribes and Ceremonial Grounds, as well as presentations by historical scholars, the Tallahassee Astronomical Society, and musicians.” 10am-4pm/$5 for Adults $3 for 65+ $2 for ages 6-17 FREE for members, under 6, and active military
  
• Dave’s Pizza Garage: All You Can Eat Pizza Party! “Pizza comes out at the top and bottom of every hour from 11am until 5pm. And Santa will be coming from 4pm to 6pm to meet the kids and pass out candy canes! Pets are welcome and encouraged!” 11am-6pm/$10 Adults / $5 Kids / $30 Family
  
• Bread & Roses: Holiday Vegan Cookie Swap. Here are the details. 2pm
  
• The Retreat at Bradley’s Pond: “Open to all parents, grandparents, siblings, families and friends of families who have suffered the loss of a child. This special night of remembrance will include: special music, poems, selected readings, the lighting of candles, the recitation of children's names, and a photo slideshow of our children, siblings, and grandchildren. Candles will be provided to all who attend.” 6:45pm
  
• Midtown Speakeasy: Rotten Collective Presents: Die Choking!, Violently High, Loserlab and Spew. 9:30/$5/all ages
  
• Bird’s: The Living Deads and The Trash Cinema Collective Present The Taint. “come join your friends from The Trash Cinema Collective as we kick back and enjoy one of the nastiest, scummiest, most genuinley entertaining pieces of contemporary Trash Cinema, that I, The Primal Root, has witnessed in a very long time, THE TAINT! If extreme comic violence, projectile cumming penises, face ripping, and coat hanger abortion sterilizations offend you, this is not the movie foe you. However, if you into the truly depraved, hilarious and inappropriately Trashy, The Taint will more than satisfy your hunger. It's like Troma meets John Waters. The delicate flowers have been warned. Right afterwards we will be treated to a LIVE performance by the one and only THE LIVING DEADS! Get ready to shake your ass to some down and dirty old school rock and roll from the sexy, sultry, Symphonyy Tidwell and that badass brute Randee Mcknight!” 9pm/18+
  

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First time poster....long time lurker. I need help finding a home for my best friend. She is a great dog but she is too territorial and protective to be in house with 4 kids. She is a Ladner Black Mouthed Cur that we rescued from the pound. She was veryt sick when we go her. We have had her about 18 months and she just turned two. She would be great is someone that need someone to protect them and make them feel safe. She curls up in my lap just about every night. She is very loyal and very trainable. Her breed is great at squirrel hunting and hearding. She naturally does both. I just need to find her a good home. I am in Kansas City. I am willing to help get her to where ever there is a good home for her. Email me for more information jhawknavy@yahoo.com. Here is her picture.
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