So I've been in the LitRPG scene for a while being a consumer and reading a few audio LitRPG books and have been writing a few stories of my own but don't know what sounds interesting to read/where to efficiently post my work. This is gonna be a rather long post to I'm gonna add a TLDR before every new topic.
TLDR: Where could I post my work that actually might get seen
I've been juggling three story ideas and been writing out the lore and such for them, two of the stories take place in the same world just different time periods and the third takes place in a whole new universe all together. My first question is if anyone knows where I could post my works as I'm not sure where to start. I've seen places like Royal Road, Tapas, Wattpad, and even seen people post works on Patreon. What would y'all who have posted works online recommend?
My second question comes to which of my works sounds the most interesting. I've asked friends and family who knows about my creative works and such and kinda wanted an outside view of what fellow nerds and book dwellers would think of the summary of the three works. I've tried to self critique but mainly grew too numb to know what the stories are about etc, so once more an outside view can help shake things up. I'm only going to list the first two stories as those are the ones I have the most fleshed out.
For the first story, Hounds of Grant.
TLDR; Two siblings and a noble try to uncover the siblings family secrets without becoming pawns of an Arch Demon and other forces that see them more as assets than people.
it's about two sibling named Tyrian and Sophie who's main goal is to find their mother that has vanished out of nowhere one day. They're family is "blessed" by an Arch Demon named Rymoris who wishes so badly to ascend to divinity, however needs followers to praise her first. With their mother making a deal with the demoness decades prior to the siblings birth and with her now gone, the two left with a mountain of problems that come with unwilingly inheriting power from Rymoris that left them both with a curse and a blessing. Sophie the older sibling was cursed with an inept mind, unable to grow in intelligence since the day she inherited the curse however she has a new indestructible body and Tyrian cursed with a twisted eye that can provide all the knowledge possible about anything it perceived however used too much it will drive him mad. Joined by a magical expert and Tyrian's lover, Elleyh, the three set off into the world to carve their own path instead of following the roads made by their family names.
The second story; Skyward Providence: DeathBloom TLDR; Three teenage girls who both own a multi genre music band and are an adventuring team go about life trying to become larger in the world from both angles of their profession. Basically more of a adventure story mix with some slice of life.
A story set in the world of a D&D campaign I'm running and a bit of a prequel/septate timeline of the campaigns events but happening at the same time. A multi genre music band of teenage girls named DeathBloom consists of Emma, Brittany and Roe do their best to stand out from the other upcoming adventuring teams and bands but can't really compete in either sense. Their music is pretty good but mediocre at best in a professional standard and they haven't been able to score any large jobs from the Adventure, Research, Ruin, and Exploration Societies. Leaving them to take up jobs that still pay but don't exactly scream ADVENTURE like they want. With Roe being the only member with prior adventuring experience and the only reason why they aren't dismissed outright as a bunch of stupid kids looking to get themselves killed, she calls on an old contact to get a risky but well paying job for the three as they set out to make a name for themselves with a task that will inevitably be the catalyst that changes their lives for better or worse.
Wow that's a lot. Well with all that written, what do y'all think of the summaries of both stories, which would you read if ya had the choice and where can I even post my stuff to begin with? Thanks for reading this LONG ass post and I'll try to reply as best I can about some things.

I've been making a list of my personal HATES and LOVES of WoW, but I honestly can't balance it well enough; I do like the slowly growing hype train that comes with alpha/beta of new expansions
What I HATE about WoW

• Corrupt Guild leaders (favouritism, loot hoarding, narcissism, no-fun). e.g. In Dragonflight our whole guild waited patiently while our GM re-rolled TWICE to find the healer class he felt happy with; only then after the summer holidays had ended did he start mandating M+ and formalising a Mythic raid roster (over two months into it). I wrote to him saying 'please excuse me as my meds have lead to strong fatigue this week' he said yes sure no problem, but three days later I wasn't on the raid roster and DH that had been there three weeks was bumped up. I'd been with them from pre-patch and had missed only one raid night over Christmas, when I spoke up he g-kicked me
• Specific repetitive content (M+) - I think dungeon rotations has helped this a lot
• Punishing RNG (first tier BFA - no Rogue epic 1h would ever drop, only got 1h from raid) I ran those M0s over and over and over and over and just got no weapon drops
• Poor itemisation (first tier BFA - dps Trinket downgrade on Rare) - I was incredibly pissed about this; winning an actual raid tier dps trinket only to find it didn't mean anything for Rogues
• Poor tuning - where numbers controlled by devs dictate the limits of your output and skill can't compensate for it
• Orphan specs classes (elemental Shaman never the best ranged spec ever; Heroic MSV in Pandaria was a misery because of this), and the elitism that goes with it: ESPECIALLY refusal from groups running M+, this is perhaps one of the worst things - not being able to PUG M+ because of dev decisions not player decisions. I actually really enjoy PUGs
• Gimped classes (first tier Dragonflight - zero Brewmasters in M+ or Raids)
• Shitty professions (Dragonflight tier one meant only 1-2 ppl per server were weapon crafting experts as people would seek out only those crafters with the highest chance of high iLvl, Leatherworkers got shafted for weeks as the limited drop materials all went to weapons over armour)
• Unfocused guilds (can only do Heroic, but fall apart at Mythic) - I've had this happen about three times, a thriving guild finds it has seventeen dedicated players, but mixing in 3 newbies or PUGs meant progression halted or even went backwards
• Difficulty of getting into rated PVP (not a huge concern for me, likely fixed in tWW)
• Punishing Raid design - either gimping Melee with too much AoE to avoid, or gimping ranged with too much movement to endure
• Ridiculous farming, collectibles and extreme low drop chance items
• Overblown time-sinks, the game takes too much time, too much research outside of game is required to optimise play
• The game shop, gold selling/buying

What I LOVE about WoW

• Gameplay, it's simply a delight to play - the core of it is fun and as been since Vanilla
• Azeroth: the world, lore, graphics, fantasy immersion, art style, characterisation, most plot elements, mix of tones, cities
• Players, sociality, cooperation, world quests, world objectives, ease of grouping, 5-man content
• Casual PVP Battlegrounds - I've always enjoyed at most levels
• Dungeons are largely well designed, promotes good competent play and teamwork
• Raids typically are fun experiences that reward a little preparation, learning and teamwork
• Questing, professions, moving about the world - especially Dragonriding, all decent
• Gear systems keep improving whether it's crafting, removal of borrowed power, the weekly chest, reputation rewards etc. I'm someone that grinded on Isle of Quel'Danas for all those token-currency items - now that was slavish
• There's always something to do, and seasonal stuff isn't too bad
• Game systems do improve: e.g. Improved talent trees, Raid Loot rules, M+ dungeon rotations, M+ affixes, professions, reputation grinds, lore relevance of character actions, bag bloat, toy tab, Allied Races being added regularly
• Bad things get removed: glyphs, void storage, reforging, borrowed power, wonky garrisons
• A real feeling of progression when you do gear up
• The warband system likely being an overall boon to players
• Fun and challenging rotations to master, flexibility with spec-swapping, meaningful talent choices, strong class flavour

Hearing all this am I more likely to find joy or the harsher pitfalls of WoW in tWW?

Tony Altimore vs. Mike Paidousis: Bad opener. Tony is around 45 and looks older, and Mike is 50 and looks even more old. Mike looks like a tough dad who could still beat you up at least. He made his debut in 1950, Tony in 1960. Tony is best known for being Lou Albano's tag partner eons ago. This match should have been filmed in black and white. I felt bad for Mike because he really moved so slow and seemed like a fish out of water to the point where he barely looked trained. Turns out he was a grizzled vet. Tony tried to be entertaining like Albano, but he didn't have much to work with. Fans not really into this one but were at least polite enough. None of the offense looked legit although Mike hit Tony with a couple of loud strikes. Finish came at 13 minutes after Tony missed a dropkick and Mike awkwardly pinned him with a slow ref count. Yikes.
Greg Valentine vs. El Olympico: Making his MSG debut, a young Greg Valentine- billed from California- truly impressed me. Ironically, the fans were making catcalls to Valentine on the way to the ring. Even today some fans joke that Greg looks like a grandma. It's baffling to me how such a masculine no-nonsense dude is the blunt of gender jokes. Valentine bullied Olympico and laid in STIFF shots that had appeared to really hurt him. Olympico actually fired back with STIFF strikes of his own in a fiery comeback. I know the sadist Valentine loved the pain he inflicted and received. Greg mostly dominated but allowed Olympico to get his dropkicks in. Fans were into the match. The finish came at 8 minutes with Greg laying in the hammer elbow drop. Ancient ref was slow again, and the ring announcer pronounced Greg's last name as "Valenteen". That said, excellent debut! Valentine was a natural and a great technical heel. Way better than the standard WWWF heels at the time.
Chief Jay Strongbow vs. Waldo von Erich: Waldo basically caused a near-riot by sneak attacking Strongbow and throwing him over the post (HUGE bump by Jay!) in 39 seconds to win by CO. Waldo already had heat based on his Nazi gear. Bruno Sammartino came out and carried Strongbow away with officials. Fans wanted justice but will have to wait. Excellent booking for a future match between Waldo and Bruno.
Little Tokyo & Lord Littlebrook vs. Little Louie & Sonny Boy Hayes: 2/3 falls 20 minute time filler. I am now burnt out from listing match times and unfortunately finishes. Will just do stream of consciousness. The workrate was good. These little people worked harder than the larger people. Three major comedy spots with the referee, all demeaning. Little Tokyo impressed me but wasn't in it as long as Littlebrook, who was also a true pro. Fans were into it. Just wish WWWF would have good technical wrestlers who could do a 15-20 minute match in the middle of these cards because the little people (and "girls") never had any angles or promos on TV, so these matches were cold going in. That said, 1975 fans treated them much better than when they were still doing this in the 1980s.
Bruno Sammartino (c) vs. Spiros Arion: Wow, this was the match I was expecting. Makes perfect sense why they didn't go all out last time. This Death Match was basically an early "I Quit" or Submission Match as opposed to the pin one from last time. Excellent brawl. Bruno showed so much emotion to get a final revenge on Arion. Fans went through the roof. Loved the finish where it seemed for a split second that Arion would pull off the upset after his atomic drop finisher and he started to climb to the top rope. He missed his knee drop to an unearthly pop and Bruno destroyed his knee for the submission. The intensity brought tears to my eyes. Bruno is just so over beyond anyone. He is the pride of Italians and New Yorkers.
Edouard Carpentier vs. Joe Nova: 48-year old Edouard Carpentier was still more agile than everyone else on the card! Not an exaggeration. This Hall of Famer must have been the most athletic wrestler in the Golden Age. He finished the match with multiple cannonballs (sentons). He was very flashy in this match and his spinning kicks fit in well with the Kung Fu trend of the time. He did miss one, but that was due to Nova. Nova was basically enhancement talent who made the match feel longer than its 9 minutes. His bio says he had a well-traveled career and some feuds in various places, but I'd day current day wrestler J.D. Drake does that style much better. Anyway, back to Edouard Carpentier- his cartwheels and backflips kept reminding of how illogical Jim Cornette's rants about "flippy shit" are. There is a near 100% chance that Edouard Carpentier would be wrestling like Will Ospreay if he existed in 2024. That's how things evolve. No, Carpentier's flashy stuff wasn't realistic for a real fight but what he and Antonino Rocca did is indeed pro rasslin'.
Manuel Soto & Pete Sanchez vs. The Valiant Brothers: Edited off tape.
Bob Duncum vs. Victor Rivera: I always get Bob Duncam and Bob Duncam Jr confused. Anyway, time limit draw due to curfew. Ran pretty long. I like Rivera's varied moves (back suplex, belly to back suplex, and cannonballs- he missed one which was cool). Could have done without the rest holds from both men. Rivera also tends to sell too long and had his comebacks cut off. There was a good sequence where he was thrown out on the floor and tried a sunset flip to win it but Duncam was kicking out of everything. Quite a few near falls. Fans were somewhat engaged as they threw the kitchen sink at each other although I wasn't that impressed with Duncam's offense and generic Cowboy heel gimmick.

I have seen a lot of people going through a tough time with the results and I thought it would be a good idea to share my experience as an bright student turned failure.
1. Schooling
Like most of you I had 80% percentile in my 10th and 12th. I did not want coaching because I thought I was super smart. Instead I spent my time coding websites and making logos on freelancer and earning 100-200$ a month. Spent it all on a gaming pc. When my school ended I had to give AIEEE, and the other one for Architecht. For some reason I signed up for both, my AIEEE was in the lacs and my Architect exam went really well and I had good colleges. The IIT/NIT dream was up.
2. College
Nokia Morph was a concept phone that attracted me to nanotech, I saw othe inspirational future science videos and decided this obscure field was what I wanted to do. So I joined nanotech at Amity Noida in a dual degree Btech + Mtech. An year in all I wanted to do was party and sax sux. I was studying 39 minutes before an exam and passing it, so I started to care even less. What took me down was too less attendance and me and my friend failed. Had to take an year drop. I switched to Btech just to get the course done with. I hated research, it was the same thing every day, mixing chemicals, changing ph, changing concentration, baking more, baking less. I had an amazing project of purifying water, and my professor took the project to a research centre and now is working on bringing the technology to the world.
The biggest difference for me was how rich the people were there. In my first year I used to get 12,000 rs for my monthly expenses and my friends would be spending that in a night in a night club. But I never felt left out and I formed a lot of very close friendships.
3. Career
Tier 4 college and obscure field that I dont want to work in. CS had advanced a lot and the jobs I was getting were from startups paying 10k a month. Thats where the connections I made in college came in, A friend had a friend who gave a reference to the country manager in an FMCG for me. 3 months later I was working for them in a marketing role, Moot diya teri IIM ki degree pe. It was a team of 3 sales and 2 marketing. After an year the 3 sales quit, and then covid happened, company couldnt recruit and my manager moved to sales, I moved to managing the marketing. I started with the bare minimum salary and 11/2 years later I had doubled it, I moved to a sales role and again 11/2 year later I got an increase of 50%. The company has given me a roadmap that I should follow for my dream role of becoming a regional CEO. This week I have the opportunity to move to the biggest FMCG in the world. Again with references coming in, because I know someone who knows someone. Doesnt matter if I am competing with 15 years experience because I am at the top of what I am doing and I love doing it.
All fo my friends did well too, they stayed in the field, moved to Europe on Marie curie fellowship (70% of my batch and juniors are on this research grant in europe). They have received permanent residency + they can get Direct PGreen Card/Golden visa anywhere int he world due to their field. Those who left the field either already had rich parents and good connections or they now had friends who were rich with good connections.
4. The takeaway
Your college defines your future for just a very few people. 2.4 million kids were competing this year, when you will start your first job, you will be competing with 10-12 million people. To excel in life you have to know what is going to be needed in 4 years and the right people to get you there. My college is rightfully a shitty college selling shitty courses. My colleagues in Biotech and Mechanical are not doing well, the ones in Nuclear and Nanotech did well. Mostly because the professors cared, the institute had expensive machinery and the biggest credit goes to three courses, English, Behavioral sciences and Foreign language. All of which you can figure out on your own. Behavioural sciences is the key to sucess in your career, you come out polished and ready. Which is one of the big reason why the batch mates got to work in foreign universities, they aced their interviews, Even if they had shitty marks or backlogs. and were not IIT/NIT. Your MBA might get you an interview with an MNC in their graduate program, but half of those will go to people with references who perform well in interviews.
50% of the careers are not even visible to you right now. From my field we have :
Trade marketing : The bank guys that harass you in the malls, why they are there, the stand they have, the ROI is someone's job. Every random banner or physical advertisement is the job of someone, who is partially sales and partially marketing. They deal mostly with data, so engineers are preferred.
Revenue growth management : He decides the pricing of things you consume, combined role dealing with logistics, finance, sales and marketing. A role you cannot possibly study for and is one of the higher paid ones.
In my team we are all engineers working sales and marketing, because the skills needed for most roles are present in people with engineering degrees.
Other careers that are in demand but overlooked :
Nursing Specialists and other medical assistants : If you have a nursing degree (malaysia, UK, phillipines, not india) you can get direct Residency/Green card and a good pay in western countries. Most hospitals are trying to reach out and offer home services, especially dialysis. They prefer to hire male nurses and very high pay. Our country looks down so much on this field, while outside you will be well respected for being in the medical field, countries are trying to outdo each other to attract nurses. Doctory nahi mili toh dentist mat banna please. Physiotherapist, Mental Health profession, Nutitionists are more a boon than that, they do miracles everyday.
Veterinarian : If you can study outside and work, holy shit this field prints money. I have 4 cats and 5% of my salary is just vet bills for regular stuff. Dogs are even more expensive. And there is a huge shortage of them, because its a looked down on profession. My vet makes more money per hour than I do, but society will say wow to my field and look down on his.
Financial Analyst, Management Analyst : Highly prefer engineers who are presentable. You get paid amazing and they burn you out for 3 years day and night. You leave the job and join a relaxing job in an MNC at ananalyst position.
Nanotech, Nuclear, Automation / Robotics, Industrial Engineers : If you can breathe they will hire you, Arms and Legs Optional, college to bhul jao. Global talent visas can get you into any country once you have 2 years expereince.
This is not for people who got into Tier 1 & 2. Its for those who are still wondering where to go and what to do, One year into your career, your marks and ranking will be worthless and the rat race will start again. And the best advice I can give you is to not lose hope, work at a comfortable pace and be good looking. or charming.
You can ask me anything, and I will try my best to help you. I am only 30, so hopefully I am not that detached from reality.

Recently, H.H. Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed Al Nahyan who is a Minister of Foreign Affairs and Chairman of the Education and Human Resources Council chaired a virtual council meeting. Main agenda during this session was to improve the education standard, raise the level in UAE’s status and make it a center for academic excellence.
H.H. Sheikha Mariam bint Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, the chairwoman of Salama bint Hamdan Al Nahyan Foundation (SHF) and the vice chairperson of Education and Human Resources Council attended the meeting. Review and propelling of the continuous attempts to boost educational levels in the UAE was the major point of the agenda.
To enhance the education system and address the challenges that students go through, the chairman of the council underlined the importance of all players working together. He also pointed out that students require support when they are in school enabling them to get good grades while at the same time realizing what they can do best and like most. This way, he noted, they would be able to choose professions and courses in line with their dreams thus meeting sector demands in UAE.7:11JeffDuring the virtual meeting, the UAE endeavored to show its support of promoting an atmosphere for scholarly excellence and healthy competition. In order to foster a sound academic structure which caters to children’s dreams and changes fast in the different sectors, thus creating many opportunities for them, all these people have also other important tasks.

I am not The OOP, OOP is u/TASoDHype
AITAH for leaving my fiancee after I learned there were strippers at her bachelorette party?
Originally posted to AITAH
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TRIGGER WARNING: infidelity
Original Post May 16, 2024
What the title reads basically. I(29M) and my ex-fiancee(29F) were together for 5 years. We should have been married now in the normal conditions but I broke up with her and cancelled the wedding 2 days before it because they invited male strippers to bachelorette party. I am personally not a fan of these parties but reluctantly agreed after both groom & bride side confirmed we would keep it simple. I told my ex-fiancee I am not comfortable with strippers or other kind of crazy things. She agreed. I also told my friends if they were to do a stupid thing without me knowing, we would have problems.
We stayed at my friends' summer house and chilled there by the pool, did some wow raids and played board games. My ex-fiancee and her friends went to a restaurant then rented an airbnb. There was no problem during the night and next day I asked how things went. She and her close friends said it was really chill and good. We returned to the city centre after that. I encountered another bridesmaid that day when I was shopping for a bracelet for my ex-fiancee for her upcoming birthday. I asked that girl how's everything as we were in the same department at the college but rarely talk now. She is closer with my fiancee than me. She said it's going good and last night was crazy with all the strippers. After saying that she looked uncomfortable. I asked her about the details but she was not willing to tell much. I think she realized she should not have talked about it. I laughed, said goodbye and left.
I confronted my fiancee and she seemed surprised about it. She was denying it first, then told me nothing crazy happened and one of the bridesmaids invited strippers. I reminded her that it was a strict boundary for me. I asked about the details but she said there was nothing much with strippers just solo dances and that's it. I told her I need some time to think. Almost all of the bridesmaids messaged me ensuring nothing happened when I was on my way back home(definitely not coordinated). Things happened after that but in the end I decided to break up and cancel the wedding. I lost some money since it was only 2 days before the wedding. Things are not cool right now. My head is messed up, I get criticism from everyone and no idea about what to do. My sister told me to see a therapist to process my thoughts and feelings. That is what I'll do next. Some mutuals suggested me that I should reconsider things and stop being so whiny about such a small thing. I do not think it's such a small thing especially when they all tried to hide it from me.
AITAH here?
ADDITIONAL INFO
OOP

Everyone is telling different things. One person says it was crazy, my ex says it was just solo dance, another person says it was different. I do not know whom to believe to be honest and that's one of the reasons I lost trust here. Apparently, the stripper was naked and that even alone is a dealbreaker for me.There is no way for me to know what happened that night and why she did not even bother with calling me or telling me about it.

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INFO: I get your boundaries were completely stomped on, but before I can give a judgement, I need a bit more info.
Did gf know ahead of time, or was she ambushed once drunk and away from home? How far from home was she? What would you have done if she’d called you tearfully and told you her friends had gone behind her back to organise strippers, but she was too drunk / didn’t have a vehicle to drive to leave?
ETA: how has she been with these friends since?

OOP

We were about 30-40 mins away from each other. If she called me, I would have gone to take her. If my friends invited a stripper without my knowledge(we both agreed it's unacceptable), I would call her and let her know. If available, would leave the place if not would probably take an Uber or have her pick me up.
She is not doing well with her friends. It's chaos.

Update May 17, 2024
Original Post
I read most of the comments in the original post and thank you for the advice. My problem was that not her being blindsided by her friends but lying. Every bridesmaid told different things and none of them gave details about what happened. I believe you can understand it just shatters the trust and makes you think there is something going on.
I thought there was something wrong with me after reading the comments. There were a lot of YTAs and I thought I should apologize. One of the bridesmaid reached out to me last evening. I suspect she saw the post somewhere and recognized it. I knew my fiancee was having problems with her friends since last week but I did not know the extent. Apparently, my ex-fiancee and her close friends blamed the girl that I encountered at mall about everything. This divided the group and led into a verbal fight. I will skip the personal details here but in the end she told me my ex-fiancee and other bridesmaids got sexual with the strippers. My fiancee was the only one who had boyfriend/fiancee/spouse(at least monogamously) there to my knowledge. Also, I was told by her that my ex-fiancee was not blindsided with stripper invites. She was happy to see the strippers and was relieved she had an excuse. I do not have proof for all of these but I got a short video of girls making out with strippers. One of the girls is my ex-fiancee and that's enough.
She has been trying to reach out to me since we broke up. I confronted her again. At first, she denied it again then it became we just touched, then okay we kissed too, okay I gave him a handjob, finally I was coerced into doing these by others as I pressed on. I just blocked her after the last part. I did not see any need to learn further. I was hurt already but learning that I got cheated on hurt more. I am not sure if it's the full truth even now. I will never know but all I can say is it hurts. I will go to a therapist to not carry my luggage to my next relationship. I lost 15K from the wedding related things and need to focus on filling the hole for a while.
Some misogynists made weird comments about women and I'll just ignore them. Some of the people told me I am an insecure, unfunny nerd for playing WoW on my bachelor party. Isn't the whole point of bachelor parties having "one last fun". It was raiding non-stop with the boys for me, not having one last sexual interaction with a stranger or having a stranger's butt on my face or penis. I will not miss on out these during marriage anyways(omitting the stranger part).
That's it. It's therapy time tomorrow and thank you for the help.
TL;DR: Bitter truth was revealed bit by bit. Ex-fiancee had sexual interaction with a stripper. It's therapy time.

NEW UPDATE

Update 2 June 1, 2024
Original Post
First Update
A quick update with good news. I sorted out most of the mess regarding the wedding ceremony. Ex-FIL and Ex-MIL came to learn about the details and covered 10K of the wedding cost. I also got the ring back. They are amazing people and I wish them nothing but best. They apologized for what happened even though it has nothing to do with them. My ex is blocked everywhere and stopped reaching out to me. I assume her parent had a good talk with her.
I have people supporting me during this tough time around me thankfully. Especially my friends. We keep playing Season of Discovery with the boys because Cata Classic sucks.
THIS IS A REPOST SUB - I AM NOT THE OOP
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For those who cannot afford the CMB premium subscription or those who simply do not want to pay over $30 a month for a dating app, free accounts can still view how many likes they have received. The profiles in the likes tab will be grayed out, but the total number of likes will be clear as day.
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What to Do If Your CMB Likes Aren’t Showing Up Properly
All apps are prone to a variety of bugs and technical issues, and Coffee Meets Bagel is no different. Fortunately, the app’s development team has managed to iron out almost all of the major bugs, but a few smaller ones remain.
You may not be able to see the profiles of the people who have liked you, even after signing up for a premium account. The exact cause of this glitch is indeterminate, but there are steps you can take to resolve it.
To start, log out of your CMB profile, then log back in. This fix should work for a variety of account errors, such as not being able to access premium features.
Alternatively, if you have been using your phone, try logging into your Coffee Meets Bagel account on your PC to see if the likes appear.
Finally, if logging out and then back in has not worked for you, check for updates on your device’s app store. If the app is fully updated, uninstall it, reinstall it, log back in, and enable all of your premium features.
Why Aren’t You Getting Any Likes on Coffee Meets Bagel?
Your success on Coffee Meets Bagel directly correlates with the number of likes you receive (or rather, the people you connect with). Therefore, a lack of likes is equivalent to failure.
There are a few possible reasons why you may not be receiving as many likes as you think you should. The first (and arguably the most prevalent) is a lack of profile optimization.
Simply put, having a shoddy, bare-bones profile is a surefire way of repulsing would-be admirers. Your profile should be comprehensive and offer other users a complete surface-level idea of who you are, what you do, and what you want.
As you can see from the profile above, interestingly enough, people also do not appreciate cheaters.
Of course, you can overdo it on the other end of the spectrum as well. While people should have a pretty good idea of who you are and what you are about, they should not be privy to your deepest desires and darkest secrets.
Your selection of photos also plays a crucial role in appealing to other users. Too often, new users on Coffee Meets Bagel plaster their profile with selfies and topless pictures, both of which are far less appealing than most people realize. A lack of variety in photos is sure to ward off other users. Selfies are never as flattering as you think they are.
CMB allows up to 9 photos, either imported from your Facebook account or uploaded directly from your phone. However, achieving consistent attractiveness across all 9 photos can be challenging. Thus, it’s advisable to curate a selection of 4 to 6 photos for optimal impact. When working with clients, I always ask them to send me their photos so that I can give them feedback and place them in the best possible order to gain attention from suitable matches.
I always recommend including a wide selection of photos and not wearing the same outfit in each of them as it can come across as insincere. Also, having professional photos is fine, but don’t overdo it. It’s a good idea to include a balance of professional and natural photos so that prospects get a good idea of who you are.
There are, of course, other potential causes for your lack of Coffee Meets Bagel likes. Although CMB has a large user base, most of those users are localized to the most densely populated areas of the United States, with a fair amount of users active in Europe. Anyone outside those areas may struggle to get likes, regardless of how well their profile is constructed.
What To Do If You’re Not Getting Coffee Meets Bagel Likes
Not receiving any likes or replies (or very few) can render all of the premium features you have paid for entirely null and void. Fortunately, with just a few changes to your profile, you can quickly begin to receive more replies and likes than ever before.
Write a Comprehensive CMB Profile
Coffee Meets Bagel is generous with the space it provides users to fill out their bios. There are various free-form fields, each with a character limit of 276, in addition to basic information fields (such as height, weight, employer, etc.). You also have the option of including up to two prompts, each with a 280-character limit, which can give potential matches a better idea of you at first glance. Unfortunately, many users squander that space with useless information or, worse, no information at all.
If your bio reads more like a blurb than an actual biography, consider starting over. List everything you can about yourself, keeping it surface-level and lighthearted. Include your hobbies, profession, passions, and goals, and structure them concisely for easy reading.
Avoid being too personal. While listing your goals and what you want out of life is acceptable, avoid broadcasting your deepest secrets. Additionally, despite having ample space to write your bio, aim for a balance between comprehensiveness and brevity.
This bio does a good job of letting matches know about his personality and interests. However, it’s a bit bland and could use a touch more humor, in my opinion, to stand out. I recommend working on your bio or hiring a professional writer like me to improve it so that you’re attracting the right matches.
Selecting High-Quality Photos for Your CMB Profile
The pictures you select to display on your Coffee Meets Bagel profile are crucial, especially the first photo, as it sets the tone for first impressions.
The goal is to give people a solid idea of who you are without speaking to them. Your photos should properly reflect your personality alongside your bio to draw other users in. Fortunately, you have ample space to do so – you can display up to 9 different photos on your profile. However, if you only have 5 good photos, don’t try to add 4 additional photos that show you in a less desirable light.
Try to include as many photos of you smiling as possible. A genuine smile is attractive and inviting. The same rule applies to topless pictures, which can deter potential matches due to their perceived shallowness.
Instead, include photos taken by others that show you engaging in activities you enjoy. Opt for natural lighting and ensure at least one full-length picture of yourself is included. Remember to smile and avoid group photos that can confuse other users.
Here are a few additional tips for selecting the perfect profile picture:
Choose a Clear and Flattering Image: Ensure your first photo is clear, well-lit, and portrays you positively. Avoid blurry or heavily filtered images.
Show Your Face: Your face should be visible in your profile photo. Avoid accessories that obscure your face.
Highlight Your Personality: Showcase your interests and hobbies in your photos. Let your picture reflect who you are.
Keep It Solo: Your first photo should feature you alone, without any confusion about who the profile belongs to.
Dress Appropriately: Choose an outfit that reflects your style and is appropriate for the dating platform.
Be Approachable: Choose a photo that makes you look friendly and approachable, encouraging others to engage with you
Remember, your profile photo is often the first impression you make on potential matches, so take the time to select one that represents you in the best possible way.
Final Thoughts
In conclusion, navigating the challenges of online dating, including the lack of likes or matches on platforms like Coffee Meets Bagel, requires patience, effort, and an understanding of key strategies. By optimizing your profile with a comprehensive bio and high-quality photos, you can enhance your chances of attracting potential matches. Understanding the app’s features, such as premium subscriptions and activity reports, can also improve your overall experience.
With perseverance and a proactive approach, you can overcome the hurdles of online dating and increase your likelihood of finding meaningful connections and companionship. As an experienced dating photographer and online dating expert, I’ve assisted numerous readers in improving their success on various dating platforms. If you’re seeking assistance with your online dating profile or dating app texting feedback on your interactions, don’t hesitate to reach out to the Match Artist.
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Part 1
They're all going to die. The captain was right, this ship is our ticket out of here. No more subsisting on stupid algae rations. Fresh meat, Finally! I hope they have some Freeanas. They taste just like my favorite snack back home on Grobblum. I remember learning how to leap from the methane pools fast enough to catch the tiny flying things off-guard. I loved the snap of their brittle bones, so when I learned there was an entire species of giant ones? Heheheheh...
The blood-scent on this vessel is strong. The boarding latch hasn't even opened yet and I can already feel the bloodlust taking hold. My buddies besides me are all itchin' to go- but I ain't second captain for nothin'. I gotta make sure to keep 'em in line- so they tear apart the enemies instead of each other. Especially since we're all starvin'.
"REMEMBER, SPAWNLINGS! WE'RE HERE FOR THE SHIP, NOT THE STUPID SCIENTISTS ON IT. TEAR 'EM APART BUT LEAVE THE TECH INTACT. ANY OF YOU THE SCRATCH THE FURNITURE WILL FEEL MY TEETH, GOT IT?"
The roared in unison. Good. Morale is always key. The latch opens as their vessel finishes repressurizing, tearing open the secondary bulkhead like dry kelp and creating a new opening for us. Stupid Florbulan ships, they think their fancy redundant systems can stop Grobulans? Hah! They can add as many extra walls as they want, we'll just add more boom.
Time to go. I lead the charge, of course, and start tearing into the first Florb I see. Soft and chewy, but I ain't a fan of their blood. Too acidic. I leave 'em to the boys and pull a couple with me to go deeper in. Down the hall is a few more, I want to save bloodying my hands for the first Freeana I see so I fire a shot from the photon caster instead and let one of the boys I took handle the rest. I turn down the hall, and the other boy is already at a tear. Suddenly, a different Grobulan leaps from a doorway and the two start tearing into each other.
"Heh heh heh, look what we have here. BOYS! GET OUT HERE! LOOKS LIKE TODAYS A LUCKY DAY! WE GET TO EAT TRAITOR TONIGHT!" I bellow to the others behind me. They start pouring out of the room, leaving the half-dead Florbs to rot. Every Grobulan worth their teeth knows the name Hark Manyfred. Son of the Traitor King. Disgrace to every Grobulan in the galaxy. Figures he's here, on some no-name explorer vessel. Not even the Florbs want him doing anything important. Serves the trash right for what his fool of a father did. That war was as good as won, all we had to do was execute that filth of a mate and her treasonous pacifism. That would've set the bastards priorities straight, make it so he didn't surrender to these pathetic chew toys. Force the rest of us loyal Grobulans into hiding. Not that we mind the Pirates life, its more natural anyways. But it still sucks having to spend months or years on algae rations between hits.
After the traitor lept out the doorway, something else stepped in after him. A weird thing I'd never seen before. Must be one of the Combine's new races. We'd been stuck out in deep space a few years, haven't exactly been able to keep up to date on news. Good. I get to be the first Grobulan to taste new meat. What's the thing its holding? Doesn't look like a Photon caster. Must be some new tech? Or maybe something its people made. Who knows, who cares?
"Stop! Don't come closer or I'll shoot!" It bellowed. Translators still working? Stupid gunman missed. That shot was supposed to take out their computer core. Maybe its another of the Florbs stupid redundancies. Whatever, bloodlust is getting tougher to handle. I need me some RED.
Not good. Not good. Not good. Shark people don't respond to intimidation. Fuck. Of course the pirates also have to be homicidal maniacs. The things fast too, practically swimming through the air- and while I'd love to appreciate the majesty of a flying great white right now that thing is coming this way and I'm pretty sure its looking at me. I look to Hark but he's busy with another of the Pirates. I heard once that sharks go away if you hit them on the nose, I know the airsoft gun probably isn't much, but if I pelt him in the face a few times maybe it'll stun him a bit? Don't know, but I have to try cuz running in this low gravity isn't gonna work.
BOOM. SQUELCH.
Holy fucking shit. What the hell? He just... he just exploded!? Eugh, and that smell. Its like someone just turned on a stove. What the hell are these guys made of, fucking methane? Whatever, I look behind me just to make sure there wasn't some other guy with a gun or whatever. Nope. Nada. That shark just exploded cuz of an airsoft BB and I'm not in a position to start questioning things when there's a second one that looks like its decided I'm a bigger threat than Hark. After a very brief moment of shock from the sudden detonation, it and I lock eyes and it leaps at me. I panic and pull the triger again, spraying bbs down the hallway all the while and catching some other shark people that happened to be behind that first one. One of them scrapes the thing's arm, and it just blows off like I hit him with a twelve gauge. He goes careening into the wall and splats like a water balloon. More of that disgusting smell, and all the blood. I actually end up vomiting, and watch in horror as it sizzles on what's left of the dead shark guy's skin. Burns right through it like I'm a fucking xenomorph or something.
I look to Hark, and I may not be an expert of Shark social skills but I'm pretty sure he's shitting himself right now. God, to him I must look like I was plucked straight out of a horror movie. He probably expects me to whip out a knife tail or laser eyes or something. I look to my right to see Doc Oc again, and he's an even deeper shade of outright purple now. Almost black. I hear more shouts, more of those shark things start pouring out of the doorway the first ones came from. One of them is holding another octopus looking person in... christ in his teeth.
We're all going to die. But not to the Grobulans like I originally thought. This creature calling itself Duncan has just reduced, and is still reducing, the Grobulan pirates that have boarded the vessel to... paste. That 'toy' of its is quite literally making them explode. And I'm pretty sure it just spat acid venom at one to make sure it was dead. I was wrong, this is not a soldier. This must be some kind of gene-augmented bioweapon, bred for war. The fact that it hasn't already killed us is either a sign that some command trigger hadn't flipped until combat began or some other control mechanism that might be malfunctioning- or perhaps not malfunctioning. Whatever the case, it doesn't seem interested in either me or Lieutenant Hark, and I aim to keep it that way by pulling Hark into back into my office so I can work on the injuries he sustained from his brief scuffle. Pretty bad, from the looks of it. Several tears, a couple torn ligaments. One of his cartilage support structures is snapped in half. All I can hear from the hallway now is shouting, and that horrid noise its weapon makes. A high pitched whine, a handful of strange plinks, and the nausea-inducing squelch of a... of a detonating Grobulan. Whatever that weapon is, its more powerful than any I have ever seen or even heard of. At least as far as handheld firearms are concerned. The fact that its people has developed such weaponry before even achieving spaceflight is a testament to what is undoubtedly a violent, warlike nature. No wonder it seemed so concerned that Dr. Tryn had accessed their communications, it must have thought we were trying to conduct military espionage. I shudder to think what it would have done if the doctor hadn't been quick to assuage its worries. It could well be me painted on the wall right now...
I decided it was better to focus on Hark's injuries, than to speculate about my brush with death.
This is sickening. I thought that living out a sci-fi novel, killing goons and pirates with some weird super power or super weapon might be kind of neat, fun even. But right now all I want to do is go home and pretend like this never happened. But I can't. Something about seeing all the... blood up close. Hearing those screams. No actor can do a genuine death cry, and let me tell you the real thing tickles something fucking awful deep in my brain. Even if its from an alien instead of a, well human I guess. They're people, too, afterall. From all the dead uh, octopus people- mental note, ask Doc Oc what his people are called- its clear what's gonna happen if I even entertain the idea of surrender. These shark people don't leave prisoners, and if they did they'd probably have a different, more culinary, term for them.
Calling upon my years of... airsoft experience... I start clearing the hallway. Check corners, double-checking rooms, making sure I don't miss anything. There's a few more of those bird-fish people, cowering along with a handful of other strange aliens I've not seen before. More octopi, a few eel-looking ones, a literal man-sized starfish. Man, aside from the bird-fish all of them look like they come from the ocean. Are there any terrestrial species aboard? Maybe its a special ship or something.
Eventually, I hear a weird thunk and the entire ship seems to lurch. Then the Alexa in the walls says, "BREACH SEALED. 1 INTRUDER DETECTED. YELLOW ALERT."
"Sounds like its over mostly, I'm sure the ship has other soldiers on it to take care of the last guy. Now, back to uh... where... fuck. I have no idea where I'm at." I turn around, to find the hallway behind me now blocked by 2 eel-like aliens, wielding more of those banana shaped weapons- pointed at me. Shit.
I put my hands up, and drop my weapon- letting the band on it hang it by my shoulder, "Hey heyyyy.. it's alright. I'm friendly, I'm on your side, I helped uh... well, you can see for yourself." I gestured to the trail of... corpses. God. I left a trail of corpses. Fuck me. When I get back, I'm gonna have one hell of a story for my therapist.
"I am well aware of your actions today, sir... Duncan Euler, is it? Doctor Ruffaloo informed me of your... abilities," A voice from behind me, very soft. I turn around and... huh. This one looks sort of like one of those bird-fish people, but much... taller? More like a stork or a flamingo, where the other ones looked sort of like shiny pidgeons with gills. Given the voice, must be some kind of sexual dimorphism? Weird. She- or he? I don't know. They seem to also be actually dressed, admittedly with ribbons and medals instead of clothes, but I guess that's how it goes when you're people are all feathered. No need to add more coverings.
"Uh, ohkay. Look, I didn-" She raised a hand, or wing I guess.
"Its alright. I'm not about to interrogate the one responsible for saving my vessel about his people's military technology or strategies. From the security footage, its clear that you are no uncontrolled murder machine like our good Doctor seemed so worried about. You very much seem in control, and have gone to effort to target only the pirates who boarded my ship," she explains.
Her ship? So she's the captain then. Alright, cool, so I can just tell her what's going on, have her take me back to my planet and get her in contact with some way more qualified than me for something as big as first contact and then I can go home and forget about all of this.
"Oh, good, that's great. So, listen, I-" she raises a wing again.
"I'm sure you want to go home so you can report about this to your superiors. But, unfortunately, that is not currently possible. According to Protocol, first contact with a new species requires a thorough investigation of the prospective member species before making contact through official channels to prevent the spread of novel diseases or aid in application of species-unique accomodations; and of course to ensure our translators are functioning correctly so that there are no communicative misunderstandings. Normally this would be done at a great distance, and if any form of physical exam was conducted the individual would be sedated the entire time and returned in the same condition they were taken before any could notice. However, Lieutenant Hark broke protocol during his scouting assignment in an attempt to save your life. And while admirable, it has left us in a rather awkward position. I must thank you for saving my vessel, but unfortunately I cannot allow you to return to your planet before an official first contact is made. In the meantime, I'm sure the Combine would be more than happy to provide you any accomodation you desir-"
I raise my airsoft rifle, directly at her. I hear a few clicks from behind me, and quickly realize what my anger and adrenaline have made me do. I prepare to face death, but instead only hear gasps of.. horror? I flick around to see what's happened, only to find that the guards behind me are shining... laser pointers? Had to cover my eyes a bit but... yeah. Its just laser pointers. They're a little hot, I guess. But, not like "light me on fire" hot or anything.
"Hey! Be careful where you point those laser sights you have on your guns, you could blind someone! Or... well, I guess you wouldn't care about blinding someone you're about to kill, but still! That could hurt!"
I hear the captain lady's voice again, though its a hoarse whisper of abject shock.
"Those aren't laser sights. Those are Photon Casters. The deadliest handheld firearm that can be safely used aboard a spaceborne vessel. And you... you're just... immune? Do- do you even feel them?"
"Uh, well, they're a little hot I guess. Might be able to cook a chicken with one if you held it long enough." I said, unconsciously cracking a joke to take the edge off the fact that I was apparently about to be executed just to keep me quiet.
"A little hot? Sir Duncan those are- well, I don't know what measurement your people use and I'm sure the Translator doesn't either. But I assure you they would normally be extremely painful at the least, and if held could kill in just a few moments. I also don't know what a chicken is, but if takes more than this to 'cook' them then it must be quite the formiddable beast," She explains, her voice stern with amazement.
I can't help but chuckle at the idea of a chicken being formiddable, but it only ends up scaring the piss out of everyone around me. Fuck. 'The monster learns its invulnerable to its victims weapons, and chuckles menacingly'. Well, maybe I could turn this to my advantage.
"Take me back. Now." I say, in the deepest, most intimidating tone I could muster. Making sure the Captain is staring directly down the orange barrel of my apparently-lethal airsoft gun.
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How did things come to this. First Lieutenant Hark disobeys a direct order, and though it is admirable to want to save a life, it is unimaginably reckless when it involves breaking first contact protocol. What happens if this "Duncan"'s family notices its absence? What if Hark's little escapade was noticed by local authorities? There's no telling how many things could have or indeed did go wrong at the very outset, and now here I am being threatened into making matters worse by the very individual Hark saved and who saved my own vessel from Grobulan pirates. Not even the Songs can tell where they came from, or why they were this deep in unexplored space. I've heard tales of Pirates living away from the Hyperlanes, but I didn't think they could be this far out.
In any case, what am I to do? Clearly this individual is attempting to reconnoiter with its military to report on the existence of extraterrestrial threats. There's no telling how this will paint first contact- it could even lead to another Cold War like with the Grobulan Empire; which ended in the obvious fashion. Thankfully their King had a sympathetic consort, and it was thanks only to her sacrifice that the war was ended before anyone went extinct. I'm sure the councilmen would prefer to avoid a repeat of these events. As would I, considering the death toll of that conflict. It may be futile, but I must try to negotiate- even if it results in my own death.
"Sir Duncan, I am sorry but I cannot do that. If your people learn of extraterrestrial life in uncontrolled conditions, it could cause mass panic, or worse, outright war. It is not unheard of for a civilization to over-react to the notion of extraterrestrials and end up running itself extinct over differences of opinion regarding how to move forward. Moreover, if you tell your superiors of what happened here they may be inclined to believe that extraterrestrials in general are a threat- which would hamper peace talks intending to offer them the protection of the Florbus Combine. Our goal is to ensure peace and cooperation between as many species as possible, for the betterment of all. But if a world is closed off and xenophobic, it can result in far worse conflicts than what has happened aboard this vessel. It is in everyone's best interest that we follow protocol, and ensure a smooth first contact with your world's governing bodies. To give them time to process the information before making it public knowledge and potentially causing chaos and, thereby, death. I do not see in you a heartless monster, if you were you would have killed my own people indiscriminately alongside the Grobulans."
If this does not sway it, then nothing can. I may be forced to scuttle. Better us to burn than entire planets.
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Fuck. She saw right through me. In hindsight, threatening the captain of a military vessel would never have ended well anyways. They might have tried something insane. Especially since she's still convinced that I am a military man myself. My dad may have been, but I definitely am not. I like airsoft, sure, and I do enjoy occasionally watching videos of airsoft pros wiping the floor with military tactics. But I grew up with my mother never knowing if my Dad was going to come back or not. Too many tearful reunions, too many moments seeing the dead look in his eyes or overhearing him talk in his sleep. PTSD is a hell of a thing, and it seems I'm gonna end up with some of it myself after this.
The worst thing is she's right. If I go back, there's no way I couldn't at least tell mom- she'd notice something was wrong and find a way to force it out of me. Then she might tell Dad, and Dad really is a military man and there's no way he wouldn't tell one of his friends still in the military and then it all goes downhill from there. I lower the gun again, dropping it entirely this time and letting it hang loosely by the band. I end up taking a seat in the hallway as the adrenaline finally turns off and exhaustion hits me.
"Ugh... fine. You're right. It was selfish of me to try and force it. I just want to go home, man. I... I killed people today..." I sigh in resignation.
She gives me a confused look, "Is... that not your profession as a Soldier?"
I tilt my head back against the wall lazily, giving her just the side of my eye, "I tried to tell Doc Oc- er, uhm, Doctor Ruffaloo, that I'm not a soldier. Then those uhm, what did you call them?"
She answers tertly to allow me to continue smoothly, "Grobulans."
"Grobulans, right, Shark people. The Grobulans attacked. And like I was about to say just now, I didn't know my airsoft gun could even do that. It's a toy, I mean, watch-" I took it and quickly shot it at my arm, it stung a bit, but it was nothing much. Everyone else though looked in shock as I did it, several of them gasped and I'm pretty sure Doc O- Dr. Ruffaloo fainted. I think, he just sort of squished into the floor so its kind of hard to tell. But when they saw it do absolutely nothing they all relaxed a little.
"Well, I'm sure its a Toy to your people. But, at least to the Grobulans, its a lethal weapon of unimaginable proportions. Though, if it truly is just a toy, I hope you wouldn't mind me asking: What is 'airsoft'?" Oh boy.
"Uhm, its well... I hope the translator doesn't garble this. It's just a thing made to look like a gun- er, a real weapon except for the orange barrel which is the legal requirement to identify it as a toy. But instead of firing bullets-" I begin to explain.
"Bullets?" She interrupts
"Oh, uhm, actually deadly projectiles. Your doctor there pulled one out of me while I was out cold, I think. Some maniac brought a real gun to the airsoft field and, uh yeah. Fuck, that means I'm missing. There's no way they aren't gonna put out a search party for me, especially since that asshole fired a real fucking gun. God, my mom is gonna be devastated..." I sink low as reality hits me. Everyone I know is going to think that I'm dead, and I can't go back to tell them I'm not because if I do it could end up causing global panic or even war. Lord knows what China might do if they thought America was getting the upperhand in xeno-negotiations.
"Apologies, Sir Duncan," she said, "I did not mean to-"
My turn to interrupt, "Its alright. Not your fault, technically. I mean, if not for Hark I might really be dead so, I guess it doesn't really change much. I just get to be up here wallowing about it instead of in heaven."
"Heaven?" Oops. God, I really am not cut out for this first contact thing. Gonna be here for hours going down tangents cuz of me and my insatiable need for metaphor.
"Uh, my people's idea of an afterlife. The idea is that when we die, good people go up to Heaven to live in eternal paradise and bad people go to Hell to live in eternal punishment. I mean, there's a bit more nuance than that but I'm not a particularly religious person so I'm not exactly the one to talk to about it." I explained.
"I... see. Your people have quite unique beliefs. In any case, you were saying about what it is that 'toy' fires?" Thank god she can deal with my tangents.
"Yes, right. Uh, we call them BBs. Not a clue what it stands for, but its just a really tiny plastic sphere. Not really aerodynamic or anything, but that's sort of the point. The point is to be nonlethal. Its specifically design to not kill, just sting a little. I have no idea why its so... effective against the shark people. Sorry, uhm, Grobulans." I finally finished elaborating.
"Its quite alright, I imagine. They're not a particularly well liked sort, especially amongst my people, the Freeanas. Except for lieutenant Hark Manyfred, the one who saved you, most of them are vicious murderers and monstrous cannibals. I'm not particularly fond of applying racial stereotypes so generically, but in this case it really is difficult not to. Lieutenant Hark is an example of the more civilized Grobulans attempts at clearing their reputation. Though I'm not sure why they would assign him to my vessel. In any case, politics is not the matter at hand. What we must do now is finish assessing the damage and plot a return route back to Florbus space," She begins to nod and issue commands to the guards around me, I break into small laughter.
"Is something the matter, Sir Duncan? The translator isn't interpreting those noises, are you injured?" She worries
"Oh, no, its laughter. Uhm, a reaction to funny stuff. Sorry, I know things are serious and all but... Florbus? That's the name of the big alien empire? I just... sorry I can't..." I don't know why its suddenly so funny to me now, I guess I didn't really recognize it when that first uh 'Freeana' was telling me about them earlier. Florbus? It sounds like exactly the kind of weird madeup name a 70s or 80s sci-fi comic author would use. Or a modern one writing a parody. Speaking of, so is Grobulan. I mean, it rhymes with Romulan so I guess thats why my brain didn't quite register it as silly. Those guys are serious stuff!
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My people's brains do not go unconscious, except for when we die. But we do have a response when stress becomes simply too much. All of our muscles go lax, and our entire body melts into a puddle like slop since we do not have any form of internal supports. The crea- or, I suppose I should call it "Duncan", is terrifying beyond imagination. Immune to Photon casters, but more than that to its own lethal weapon. And, apparently, this weapon is considered by his people to be a toy. I can scarcely imagine what genuine weapons are to them, though that "bullet" I pulled out of him appears to be a clue. It takes me nearly 15 minutes to restore function to my nerve endings and regain my form. While I was incapacitated, Captain Ashala gave me my orders.
"Doctor Ruffaloo, you are to attend to our guest and make sure he is not suffering internal injuries. According to the reports, you are now this vessel's most qualified science officer. Congratulations, Director Ruffaloo, on your promotion. In addition to your duties as the ship's primary physician, I also want you to investigate the matter of these 'BB's the Duncan's airsoft weapon fires. I suspect the lethality may be biological in nature, considering they do not seem to carry much in the way of physical force nor detonate on impact with other surfaces."
Of course. Dr. Tryn... and Saint Florb knows how many others amongst the science crew. Though reluctant I am to interact further with the Duncan, I have duties and I must perform them. It could be the difference between life or death for many.
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Back at Dr. Ruffaloo's office. I'm really feeling it now. Definitely got a bruise from that initial explosion, and its really starting to smart. King Shark is here too, and man is he beat up. That other, uh, Grobulan really tore into him. And I'm pretty sure I heard the big one I shot first say something about a 'Eating Traitor'. So I can guess what his story is. Man, to think racism was a thing in space- though I guess when you literally are different species its probably an easier trap to fall into. I can't help but feel bad for the guy, especially since he's apparently the one who saved me from death by gun-shot to the femeral artery. That's definitely where I got hit, now that I have a calm moment I can remember it clearly. Isaiah was looking shifty from the moment he showed up at the field, and I remember the argument he got into with Isabelle last time, so I decided to confront him to make sure he wasn't going to try anything stupid.
And boy, was I right. Mother fucker brought a god damn gun, and was planning to kill me specifically. Apparently he thinks I 'stole' Isabelle from him, and thought that killing me would somehow make her fall in love with him again. Fucking psychopath. She dumped him precisely because he was a fucked up control freak, and I just happened to be there for her when she needed comfort instead of scolding about the color of her jacket or hair. God, Isabelle is gonna be devastated, too. We had been dating for nearly a year at that point... man, I really, really need this first contact shit to happen as fast as possible. I just hope that when I get back they'll be there for me. I've seen the movies where this kind of thing happens. Man gets into accident, far from home. Ends up lost for years and by the time he gets back everyone else in his life has moved on and doesn't care anymore, usually with living parents no-longer-living or somehow resentful. If I end up going back to that...
I shook the thought. There's nothing I can do about it except make sure the captain's protocols go off without a hitch and in as much haste as can be garnered. I let the doctor look over me, and sure enough there's one hell of a bruise. He asks me if I'm alright, and I tell him its just a bruise. He turns white as snow and asks, with what sounds like extreme concern in his- or I guess the translators- voice, "The... uhm, Translator is interpreting that word as 'Internal Bleeding'. Is that correct?"
"Well, I guess, yeah, technically," I state plainly.
"HOW ARE YOU ALIVE RIGHT NOW?" He practically screams, before squishing back into the floor like he did earlier.
It takes nearly 5 straight minutes of me explaining a few basics about human anatomy, kinda stuff even highschoolers know about, before he finally un-squishes from the floor. I ask about that, and apparently its his people's stress response. Kind of cute, but also concerning. If you end up paralyzing yourself if sometimes spooks you particularly badly, that can't possibly go well. He says it was apparently some kind of evolutionary advantage on his homeworld, because it would make them seem dead and most predators often ignored dead things and most scavengers would quickly realize that the thing wasn't dead before any real damage was dealt. Weird.
From what I can gather during our conversation, aliens in general are built pretty poorly. The ocean animal thing? Yeah, thats no coincidence. Apparently the vast majority of life in the galaxy is aquatic in some fashion, and usually evolve into semi-aquatic or even amphibious by the time they develop tools and the like. Only a bare handful, such as the avian Freeanas, end up departing from the water entirely- and even then are often still mostly coastal or prefer to live near bodies of water for ease of hunting. Makes sense, even humans tended to found cities alongside rivers and other water sources. In any case, when you take a fish out of water it tends to be very squishy. And although most people have gene mods that let them exist without being submerged- mostly because water and other fluid mediums are extremely heavy and thus expensive to haul around in spaceships- mods that enhance durability or strength are heavily restricted and available only to military personnel.
"Speaking of, I couldn't help but notice that your internal supports are particularly dense and tough to analyze with my equipment. Do Duncans not restrict genemods like the we do?" He asks. I can't help but chuckle a bit.
"First off, my name is Duncan. My species is Human. Second off, we don't have genemods. Not yet, anyways- last I heard that kind of stuff isn't even prototypable, at least not in humans. Best we've got are bacteria that help in chemical synthesis,"
He squishes into the floor again. This is gonna be a long day.
--End of Part 2--

Here's a short one :
~First of all, some information about the script :~
I'm open to monetization as long as I receive credit. Minor adjustments to the script for recording are okay, as long as they maintain the original meaning. Adding sound effects or music isn't required, but it can enhance the story's immersion. The key is ensuring the listener understands the plot. My scripts are adaptable to any speaker or listener (A4A, M4A, F4A). If there are any uncertainties, feel free to ask for clarification.
Since English isn't my first language, please notify me of any errors in the script or story structure.
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Context:
You've been dating your boyfriend for a year now, but due to your studies, you live in separate cities. You come to visit him for the weekend, and you do a lot of activities together. As your stay comes to an end, your boyfriend suggests taking a stroll along the beach to make the most of every recent moment together.
Audio length: 1200 sw, 5 to 8 min
If the "hot joke" is to cringe, feel free to remove it...
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[The scene begins in the speaker's apartment.]
Speaker (stretching): Ahh, today was really nice. We managed to do quite a lot of activities: the cinema, the museum, oh and the Ferris wheel. It was really great!
Speaker (noticing): Hmm? Are you okay, sweetheart? You seem distracted.
(...)

Speaker: Oh, I see, you're sad about having to leave tomorrow, aren't you?
Speaker (approaching): Hey, hey, it'll be okay, I promise we'll see each other again soon! And this time, I'll come to see you.
(...)

Speaker: Come on, give me a big smile! There, you're even cuter when you smile.
Speaker: Haha, but you are!
(...)

Speaker: You know what? What if we went for a walk along the beach? I'm sure it would do you good!
[They leave the apartment, the beach is right in front]

Speaker: Wow, it's beautiful, I really love the sunset...
Speaker: I know, I'm pretty lucky to see this scenery every day. It must be a change from the view from your apartment, which looks directly onto your weird neighbor.
Speaker: Haha, I'm just teasing. But I'm glad you could come visit me here despite the distance.
(...)

Speaker: I can't wait to live with you once we finish our studies. Being so far from you every day is pretty tough, I miss you every day.
(...)

Speaker: Hey, don't look at me like that! I know I'm not very open about my feelings, but that's really how I feel. Sorry if I struggle to express that.
Speaker: But even if I don't always say it, know that I love you very much.
Speaker (embarrassed): You... You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I'm grateful for you every day. My life is so much better with you by my side, and I'll do everything to make you as happy as you make me.
(...)

Speaker: Haha, it's not like me to be so romantic. But what can I do? I guess you make me all mushy.
(...)
Speaker (looking at the sky): I'm really happy to be here with you. Look at the sky, how the colors blend up there... It's really beautiful. Well, it will never be as beautiful as you.
Speaker (amused): Oh, stop being so embarrassed, you know it's true.
(...)

Speaker: You're really stubborn, no matter how many compliments I give you, you always deny them.
[He approaches the Listener]

Speaker: I don't care how others see you. To me, you're the most beautiful person in the world.
Speaker (amused): But well, I guess I'll have to try harder to convince you, right?
[Speaker notices something]
Speaker: Look over there, a food stand. We could go get some ice cream, what do you think?
Speaker: Well, it's true that it's pretty late to eat something so sweet but they look really delicious. And besides, it's our last evening together for a while, so we might as well enjoy it, don't you think?
Speaker: Haha, glad you agree with me! Come on, take my hand, let's go check it out.
[They walk to the stand, on the cobblestones]

Speaker: Look at all these flavors! The choice is going to be harder than expected...
Speaker (reading): Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla? Hm, I don't know, I want something more... exotic maybe.
(...)

Speaker: Hmmm... I think I'll go for a scoop of coconut and another one of mango.
Speaker: And you? Have you decided?
(...)

Speaker: I knew you'd choose that, it seems like I know you well.
Speaker (taking out his wallet): There, let me pay for both of us.
(...)

Speaker: No, no, don't even think about using your money for this.
Speaker: We've been dating for over a year and yet you still want to pay your own share. You know very well that I prefer to take care of it.
Speaker: Haha, don't be so grumpy, I'll let you pay next time... Well, maybe.
[They get their ice creams]

Speaker: Come on, let's go for a walk on the beach.
[They walk on the sand, waves noise]

Speaker: We're lucky, the sea isn't too rough tonight.
Speaker: Hey, do you remember the last time you visited me? We'd been hit by a huge wave!
Speaker: We were soaked up to our waists, but we still laughed haha.
(...)

Speaker: You know, it's moments like these that make each of our reunions so special. It's crazy how time flies, but every moment spent with you is a precious memory.
(...)

Speaker: Okay, okay, I'll stop being so emotional.
Speaker: So, what do you think of your ice cream? Do you like it?
Speaker: Good. That flavor looked tempting to me too...
Speaker (mischievous): Can I have a taste?
(…)

Speaker: Come on, just a little spoonful! I'm curious to taste that flavor, it looks really good.
Speaker: Oh, thank you, sweetheart! Here, let me have a bit!
Speaker (eating): Mmm, it's really delicious! You have good taste!
(...)

Speaker: I think I'll steal a little more from you.
Speaker (approaching): Oh, and I think it'll be even better with your spoon. Hm, what do you think? Can you feed me some?
(...)

Speaker: What do you mean "it's embarrassing"? But there's no one here! Pleaase...
(...)

Speaker: Thanks, love!
Speaker (eating): Ahh. I knew it! It's even better like this!
Speaker: Hm, do you want to taste mine? Here, go ahead.
(Listener drops some ice cream)

Speaker: Oops, looks like you got some ice cream on you. Haha, maybe we should sit down to finish eating.
Speaker : Here, let me help you.
Speaker: It happens, don't worry. Come on, sit here.
[They sit down in the sand]
[Night starts to fall]

Speaker: It's getting late, we can almost see the stars...
Speaker: Oh, and look at the moon... It's really beautiful...
(Listener shivers)
Speaker: Hmm? Are you cold?
Speaker: It's true, it's starting to get chilly, and the ice cream isn't helping.
[Speaker takes off his jacket, clothes rustle]

Speaker: Here, take my jacket. It's not super warm but it's better than nothing.
Speaker: Me? Don't worry, I'll be fine! After all, I'm immune to the cold because I'm so hot (joke)
(...)

Speaker (teasing): Ohh? You don't think so? But that's not what you were claiming all weekend!
Speaker: Well, don't worry, I'm not that cold and--achoo!
[Speaker interrupts himself and sneezes]

Speaker: Oh. I just lost all credibility right now.
Speaker: I guess I have no choice but to snuggle up to you to get warmer. Here, come closer.
[Clothes rustle as they move closer together]

Speaker: Ah, that's much better.
Speaker: You smell so good, I could stay like this forever.
(...)

Speaker: It's really relaxing, I always feel more rested when you're with me...
Speaker: And your hair is so soft, I really love touching it.
[Speaker runs their fingers through the Listener's hair]

Speaker: Y-you know, as I've said, I'm sorry if I'm not always very demonstrative...
Speaker: But know that I'm really in love with you. It's just that I show it more through actions and attentions.
(...)
Speaker: I'm grateful to have you in my life. And no matter how far apart we live for the moment, I'll always be there for you.
(...)

Speaker: Oh no, no, don't cry, I'm sorry! Did I say something wrong?
Speaker: I see... You don't feel like going back to your city...
(...)
Speaker: Here, come into my arms.
[Speaker hugs the Listener]

Speaker: There, I promise it'll be okay. It'll go by so quickly and we'll be able to see each other again! You won't even have time to notice, I swear.
Speaker: And besides, you're not alone, there are people who care about you there.
(...)

Speaker (clearing their throat): Hm... I don't know if this will cheer you up, but I have something for you...
(...)

Speaker: Originally, I wanted to give it to you tomorrow at the station, but seeing your sad face, I think it might make you happy now.
[Speaker hands a box to the Listener]
Speaker: Here... I hope you like it.
(...)

Speaker: Yes, it's a bracelet. When I saw it, I immediately thought of you.
Speaker: With its stones, I thought it was really beautiful. And besides, it's in your favorite color.
Speaker: Give me your wrist, I'll help you put it on.
[Speaker fastens the bracelet]

Speaker: There, it's perfect. It suits you so well.
Speaker: I'm glad you like it. Oh and there's no need to thank me so much. I'm just happy to see you smile again.
(...)

Speaker: I really hate seeing you sad.
Speaker: You know that distance doesn't change my love for you at all.
(...)

Speaker: We could do lots of activities long-distance! Play video games, watch a movie, or why not cook together on video call! I'm sure it'll be fun with you.
Speaker: Come closer to me, I know it's tough, but we can overcome this.
Speaker: I love you, sweetheart...
(End)
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Author's note : Damn pollen allergy, I can't stop sneezing.

Hey guys,
As we all know, Blizzard has been hard at work, meticulously revamping our beloved Classic WoW experience. They’ve given us new challenges, fresh content, and of course, plenty of ways to spend our hard-earned gold. But brace yourselves, fellow adventurers, because Phase 4 is going to blow your minds!
Drum roll, please...
Blizzard is reintroducing GDKPs! 🎉Why GDKPs? Because Why Not?We all know the pure joy of joining a raid, only to find out that your fellow raiders have wallets deeper than the Mariana Trench. Remember that sweet feeling of losing a roll on [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] to some guy who just casually drops 10k gold on it? Well, get ready to relive those golden moments!
What’s New in Phase 4? Exclusive GDKP Raids: Say goodbye to fair loot distribution. Every raid in Phase 4 will exclusively be GDKP. If you can't outbid, well, you can always farm some more gold or sell your soul.
Gold-Digging Questlines: New questlines designed to "enhance" your gold-farming skills. Because who needs epic quest rewards when you can have pure, unadulterated gold?
Auctioneer NPCs in Raids: Why bother with clunky chat bidding? New NPCs will handle all your auction needs, right in the middle of boss fights! Imagine bidding wars while tanking Onyxia. Pure chaos? Nah, pure genius!
GDKP Leaderboards: Compete with your friends (or enemies) on who spends the most gold. Top bidders of the month get an exclusive title: “Gold Hoarder” and a special mount – the Golden Spectral Tiger. Because what’s a game without a little pay-to-win spice?
Community Reactions Some might say, "Blizzard, why are you doing this to us?" But let’s be real, who needs balanced gameplay and fair loot distribution when you can have the thrill of watching that one guy with too much time (and money) on their hands swipe up all the best gear?
Final ThoughtsSo let’s gear up, folks! It's time to farm, hoard, and spend gold like there’s no tomorrow. Embrace the chaos, enjoy the drama, and remember: in the end, it’s all about who has the most shiny things.
Here’s to Blizzard, for always keeping our wallets empty and our spirits high. Cheers!
TL;DR: Blizzard is bringing back GDKPs in Phase 4: Season of Discovery. Get your gold ready, it's about to get wild.
Also this is satire, so if you read this far you got got.

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Skill-Capped has PvP guides for every class including the best Race, Talents, Glyphs, Enchants, Gems, and Professions, and more! Every guide is made in collaboration with Rank 1 Gladiators. If you are wanting to skip the guesswork and simply want a quick start to Cataclysm PvP, check out the class guides below.
 

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Our complete UI package can be downloaded directly from our website using the ADDONS tab at the top.

Otherwise you will need to manually install any of the following Cataclysm addons you want instantly configured:

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To see the UI in action, check out this recent video.

We also have a retail addon. The full package is available here using the ADDONS tab.

 

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DEATH KNIGHT
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Feral Druid Cataclysm PvP Guide
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Frost Mage Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
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Holy Paladin Cataclysm PvP Guide
Ret Paladin Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
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Shadow Priest Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
ROGUE
Subtlety Rogue Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
SHAMAN
Restoration Shaman Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
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Affliction Warlock Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
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Arms Warrior Cataclysm PvP Guide
 

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Best Classes to Main for Cataclysm PvP
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Best 3v3 Comps for Cataclysm PvP
 

PVP GEARING GUIDE

How to get BiS Gear for PvP
 

CATACLYSM DIMINISHING RETURNS

Cataclysm CC DR Cheat Sheet
 

EXTRA LINKS

YouTube
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PVP GUIDES FOR CATACLYSM

Skill-Capped has PvP guides for every class including the best Race, Talents, Glyphs, Enchants, Gems, and Professions, and more! Every guide is made in collaboration with Rank 1 Gladiators. If you are wanting to skip the guesswork and simply want a quick start to Cataclysm PvP, check out the class guides below.
 

ADDON

We now have a brand new Skill-Capped UI for Cataclysm, which will instantly configure all of the most popular PvP addons with the click of a button, saving hours of your time. This is a perfect solution for any player wanting a PvP UI that works for every class and spec, but is unsure on what needs to be tracked.

Our complete UI package can be downloaded directly from our website using the ADDONS tab at the top.

Otherwise you will need to manually install any of the following Cataclysm addons you want instantly configured:

• Bartender4
  
• BattlegroundTargets for Cataclysm Classic
  
• BigDebuffs
  
• BuffOverlay, Details! Damage Meter
  
• Diminish DR Tracker
  
• Easy Frames
  
• FrameSort
  
• Gladdy (Classic)
  
• LoCA - Loss of Control Alerter for Classic
  
• OmniCC
  
• WeakAuras
  

To see the UI in action, check out this recent video.

We also have a retail addon. The full package is available here using the ADDONS tab.

 

CLASS GUIDES

DEATH KNIGHT
Unholy DK Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
DRUID
Balance Druid Cataclysm PvP Guide
Feral Druid Cataclysm PvP Guide
Restoration Druid Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
HUNTER
Marksmanship Hunter Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
MAGE
Fire Mage Cataclysm PvP Guide
Frost Mage Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
PALADIN
Holy Paladin Cataclysm PvP Guide
Ret Paladin Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
PRIEST
Discipline Priest Cataclysm PvP Guide
Shadow Priest Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
ROGUE
Subtlety Rogue Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
SHAMAN
Restoration Shaman Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
WARLOCK
Affliction Warlock Cataclysm PvP Guide
 
WARRIOR
Arms Warrior Cataclysm PvP Guide
 

TIER LISTS

Every Spec Ranked for Cataclysm PvP
Best Classes to Main for Cataclysm PvP
Easiest and Hardest Specs for Cataclysm PvP
Best 3v3 Comps for Cataclysm PvP
 

PVP GEARING GUIDE

How to get BiS Gear for PvP
 

CATACLYSM DIMINISHING RETURNS

Cataclysm CC DR Cheat Sheet
 

EXTRA LINKS

YouTube
Discord

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Research: Look into the institutes' accreditation, courses offered, faculty, and reviews.
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Now I want this to focus on progression classic wow, separate from classic era and SOD. Were they right all along? IMO, yes and no.
After playing past OG vanilla classic into TBC, WOTLK, and now Cata, you start to realize why they made all the changes they have come to make over the years. Mostly, the quality of life changes have come with the expansions. Faster leveling, easier to farm badges/honoconquest, IE gear up quicker, some bad luck protection with purchasable tier, crafted BIS, mostly pre-aid items. Pvp tab, dungeon finder, and eventually raid finder.
Playing Cata classic, one character, after clearing all the raids with some Heroics and now pushing 2k in 3's PVP. I love the game as it is. However, I find myself saying, "Man, I wish the game had X..." in a lot of situations. I wish the game had more PVP options, Solo ways to play PVP, Shuffle and Blitz. As well as something to do PVE-wise once you have cleared all the raids for the week, the easy answer there is obviously M+, right? It's easy to say, "Well, just go play retail," which might be the best solution. But I can't feel like I'm alone in saying that Cata's class design and playstyle just make the game way more enjoyable. Classes still feel incredibly unique in terms of their abilities and play styles in Cata.
It's like there is a yearning for the amount of endgame Retail offers, with the class design and play style of Cata. Do we always just want more of what we don't have?
Do we really want progression over retail? Or is it just nostalgia for us older players who started playing during these eras of the game? Now that I look at some (not all) of the systems they have added over the years, I do find myself missing a lot of them, while at the same time I still enjoy some of the suck of the old expansions. Maybe just ranting... Let me know thoughts here.

So this damn game pulled me in again haha. I just bought TFS and have been playing through the first few missions. I’m excited to be back. I played right at launch, The Red War, Curse of Osiris, Forsaken and all of the DLC (Season of Opulence was my favorite time with this and really any game besides WoW Cataclysm), Shadowkeep and all the seasons, and Beyond Light and all the seasons. But I fell off after Beyond Light, haven’t played The Witch Queen and any seasons or Lightfall and any seasons.
I also recently transferred to PC so I’m missing a lot of the DLC I purchased on PS4. I will eventually play through and purchase The Witch Queen and Lightfall, but I’m not too worried about it because I have been keeping up with the story. For now, I just own TFS.
My first question is this - should I buy the Legacy collection now, since I’m missing all the DLC (not the seasons) that I purchased on my PS4? I’m not too worried about playing the content now, but will all the guns I obtained from launch to Beyond Light on my PS4 be locked if I don’t have the DLCs?
My second question is this. Are these older legendary weapons even worth to use anymore? For example, if I have an old Recluse? I notice now weapons can be enhanced or crafted, and also can roll with an Origin Trait. Does this make older weapons with only 2 traits and no origin trait obsolete? Or could I still use my Recluse or Beloved or Breakneck.
Also, can I unlock crafting if I don’t have The Witch Queen? Weapon crafting is confusing to me, I’ve been looking up guides but still don’t quite understand it. I’ve received a few weapons that I can put a Deepsight Resonator in but don’t have any. Is there a difference between weapons I can enhance and weapons I can craft? And are the best weapons pretty much only crafted, or can I still just aim for good drops?
Also, has anyone else been playing that has come back after a long time? I’m wondering because the FOMO of having missed out on all the weapons I missed and then being gone now kind of bums me out.
Are there still ritual weapons? If so, how to obtain them now and can I obtain the previous ones?
Lastly, is there any weapons obtainable now I should focus on getting? Or should I just mess with the new TFS weapons? This is the overwhelming part. There are so many weapons I have no clue what’s good and what’s not good. I see there are veist and hakke weapons I can get from the gunsmith. Legacy weapons I can get from the vendor by the vault, but not sure what I should aim for. Or maybe just focus on the new weapons for now.
Anyways, any help is appreciated. Sorry for the novel. The main reason I left was because I just didn’t have time to get everything. But now I’m coming back with the mindset that I won’t be able to get everything, but as long as I have a good time and get some cool stuff here and there it’s worth it.
Wow this was a lot of words haha.

Unleash your creativity and step into the dynamic world of graphic design. Whether you're a mature student looking to reignite your creative spark or a young enthusiast aiming to carve out a successful career, graphic design courses could be your perfect springboard.
From the basics of design to advanced concepts, these courses are designed to equip you with the skills and confidence to produce work that prompts the ultimate reaction - WOW! With a range of courses from foundational to degree level, you're sure to find a programme that fits your aspirations and paves the way for an exciting and creative career within the field of graphic design.
So, are you ready to shape your future and potentially influence the design landscape? Let's delve deeper into the world of graphic design courses and discover how they can transform your passion into a profession.

Key Takeaways

• Graphic design courses cover a broad scope, from basic drawing techniques to employing graphic design theories and creating impactful visuals for various mediums like advertising campaigns, ensuring learners acquire a holistic understanding of the field.
• Besides technical skills, these courses foster creative thinking, critical analysis and a strong comprehension of principles of design, making individuals market ready in the graphic design sector.
• With the ever-evolving digital world, opportunities abound for graphic design professionals, with a mounting demand not just in South Africa but worldwide.
• Studying graphic design need not restrict your course of learning. Programmes offer flexibility, allow you to opt for a full-time course or one that aligns with your daily routine.
• On a practical level, these course programmes incorporate real-world projects, industry interaction through studio visits and work placements, providing learners with a valuable industry perspective and exposure.
• Successful completion of these courses opens up numerous career avenues, in sectors varying from branding, typography, freelance design consultancy and brand strategy, and even further study at postgraduate level.

Why Choose Graphic Design?

Choosing a career path isn't a casual process - it’s a critical life decision that shapes your future journey. As an individual craving creativity and innovation, graphic design courses might be your ideal choice.
Graphic design courses offer complete flexibility, allowing you to mould your learning environment according to your convenience. Opt for a full-time course that serves as a comprehensive learning experience, or a work-week compatible option, allowing you to continue with your daily regular activities.
Acquiring a proper education in graphic design boosts your employability, regardless of the industry or sector. Companies constantly seek talented and trained graphic designers to elevate their brand's visual presence. Furthermore, by undertaking a graphic design course, you open doors to a versatile career portfolio - from animation and typography to advertising and game design, the choice is yours. You're not just acquiring a skill but investing in the silver bullet that future-proofs your career.
Take note, graphic design courses are not merely about mastering technical skills. They're about understanding the principles of design and the ability to apply them practically. It's a learning journey that matures your critical thinking and problem-solving abilities.
With the digital world evolving rapidly, there's an increasing demand for graphic design professionals in South Africa and beyond. This demand offers you a unique opportunity to turn your creativity into a purposeful and rewarding profession.
Remember, it's not solely about where your graphic design journey begins. It's about who guides you through that path. With expert tutors at your side, you're not just learning - you're growing.
So why wait? Accelerate your creative journey, enrol in a graphic design course, and set sail towards a bright, inventive future.

What You Will Learn in Our Graphic Design Courses

In our diversified range of graphic design courses, you can expect to gain a holistic understanding of this dynamic field. Let's delve into detailing the learning outcomes of undertaking graphic design studies.

1. Gain Proficiency in Basic Drawing Techniques Start your journey with an in-depth focus on fundamental drawing practices. Grasp the nitty-gritty of sketches, shapes, shading, and perspectives, serving as a primordial step in your design evolution.
2. Master Composition and Layout Skills Composition, a significant aspect of design, guides the visual flow of your work. You'll uncover principles that enhance the organised allocation of elements, creating a harmonious layout in your designs.
3. Dive into Graphic Design Theories and Specialisms Beyond being an artistic pursuit, graphic design sees entwined complex theories and specialisms. Understanding these fundamental facets provides a deeper comprehension of their underlying influence on design aesthetics.
4. Unearth the Art of Lettering and Typography Fonts speak louder than words; indeed, even the minutest shift in typography can significantly alter the message's tone. Learn to choreograph the type, whirling it into a dance of meaningful resonance.
5. Concieve Engaging Logos and Packaging Designs Steering towards the commercial universe, logo and packaging design hold a paramount place. You'll learn the art of translating a brand's identity into captivating visual embodiments.
6. Experiment with Cartooning and Illustration Unleash your creativity and characterisation skills with the extra joyous domain of cartooning. Simultaneously, hone your illustration skills, transposing imagination onto paper, or digital platforms.
7. Create Impactful Poster, Book Jacket, and CD Designs Get hands-on experience crafting various media types, ranging from posters to book jackets and CD designs. Each brings its unique challenges and opportunities to flaunt your skills.
8. Formulate Effective Advertising Campaigns Marrying artistry with commercial insight, ad creation forms an integral part of our curriculum. It's here where your designs act as silent salespersons, driving business growth.
9. Secure Industry-Ready Skills Finally, remember this – You're not just learning, but preparing for an exciting career in design. The full-time course offerings arm you with industry-specific skills, setting you up for a successful career in South Africa and beyond.

Course Structure and Duration

Graphic design courses tend to be comprehensive, focusing intently on fostering creativity and technical skills. It's a journey marked by significant emphasis on generating a broad variety of ideas. Then, these ideas, through careful nurturing, are refined into successful design solutions. You'll find a deep focus on creating concepts using traditional drawing materials such as pencil, pen, ink, paint, and collage. And yes, experimentation is not just welcomed but encouraged!
This full-time course, structured sensibly, guides you towards progressing your ideas on paper. However, if you're leaning more towards illustrating your finished designs digitally, you have the freedom to submit your work completed on a computer. Contrary to common belief, these courses lean more towards teaching the artistic side of graphic design rather than merely focusing on the utilisation of computer software.
The graphic design courses in South Africa could be the path for you if you are looking for a well-structured, guided learning experience. The course work entails sending in your designs at seven distinct points in the course duration, with each submission requiring between 2 and 5 pieces. Throughout this journey, you'll receive insightful feedback from adept tutors, further enhancing your learning and practical skills.
Remember, studying graphic design isn't just about mastering the tools. It's about opening your perception to a world of ideas, refining them, and ultimately transforming your abstract sketches into successful design solutions. By doing so, you are equipped to contribute valuable, visually appealing designs to a digital world in perpetual need of skilled graphic designers.

Benefits of Studying at Oakfields College

Expanding your horizons in the field of graphic design involves engaging with realistic design briefs at Oakfields College. This full-time graphic design course emphasises broad idea generation, where you are tasked with transforming abstract concepts into tangible design solutions. A strong focus is laid on familiarising students with traditional drawing materials like pencil, pen, ink, paint, and artistic collages, all standard components of professional Graphic design courses in South Africa.
One noteworthy aspect of studying at Oakfields College is the encouragement to experiment across media types, thereby fostering your creativity. This process taps into the artistic side of graphic design, rather taking a software-driven approach. However, that doesn't rule out the role of technology in your learning journey. You have the liberty to infuse your design work with digital elements, enhancing your output while gaining a grip on modern design tools.
Aligned with the course’s structure, a tutor-guided submission protocol is in place. You submit work at seven specific stages throughout the course tenure, contributing between two to five pieces per submission. Not only does this test your ability to work within deadlines but also helps in gauging your evolving artistic prowess. A dedicated tutor facilitates constructive feedback for each submission, conducive to enhancing your expertise and moulding you into a versatile designer.
A distinctive unit integrated into this Graphic design course is dedicated to honing crucial virtues of critical thinking, creativity, and technical skills. Tasked to work with large chunks of text, the unit instils expertise required for the intricate task of typographic presentation, a vital skill in the growing universe of editorial design.
The full-time Graphic design course at Oakfields College are not just about building technical prowess. It's about broadening your perspective, improvising your creative skills, opening your mind to a universe of interpretive possibilities, and preparing you for the challenges of becoming an internationally recognised designer.
So, if you are pondering, why should I study graphic design – consider Oakfields College, where we blend creativity with technology to shape your design journey. Let's transform simple texts into engaging designs and make your talent stand out on the global map.
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You've delved into the world of graphic design education at Oakfields College and seen the emphasis on creativity, technical prowess, and critical thinking. You've learned about successful alumni who've made their mark in companies like Apple and Lego, and the potential of postgraduate study for career advancement. You've also got an insight into the application process, portfolio submissions, and payment options. It's clear that studying graphic design at Oakfields College isn't just about academic learning. It's a gateway to global creative opportunities. So, are you ready to take the plunge and explore your creativity? The world of graphic design awaits you!

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the graphic design education like at Oakfields College?

The graphic design education at Oakfields College emphasises on creativity, technical skills, and critical thinking. The institution equips its students with practical skills and knowledge of the industry, boasting alumni in illustrious companies like Apple and Lego.

Does the article promote postgraduate study in graphic design?

Yes, the article suggests that postgraduate study can enhance career prospects in graphic design. It underscores the significance of advanced learning and specialisation within the field.

How is the application process for graphic design courses outlined in the article?

The article details the process of applying for full-time graphic design courses at Oakfields College. It mentions the requirements of portfolio submission, payment options, along with highlighting the solid industry network prospective students can gain.

Can studying graphic design lead to global opportunities?

Absolutely. The article portrays studying graphic design not just as academic learning but a direct pathway to expansive creative opportunities worldwide.

Is there industry exposure provided in the graphic design courses at Oakfields College?

The article underscores that Oakfields College provides significant industry exposure. Noteworthy is the mention of its impressive industry network that students can leverage upon for their career advancement.

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Masking Your IP: How ProtonVPN.com hides your IP address
As the internet has become an integral part of our daily lives, concerns about online privacy and security have grown exponentially. One of the most critical aspects of online security is hiding your IP address, which can be easily tracked by various entities, including governments, hackers, and advertisers. In this chapter, we will delve into the world of IP masking and explore how ProtonVPN.com, a leading Virtual Private Network (VPN) service, helps to conceal your IP address, ensuring your online anonymity and security.
What is an IP address?
Before we dive into the world of IP masking, it's essential to understand what an IP address is. An IP address is a unique numerical label assigned to each device connected to a computer network, such as the internet. IP addresses are used to identify devices and facilitate communication between them. In the context of online activity, your IP address is used to identify your device and track your online activities.
Why hide your IP address?
There are several reasons why hiding your IP address is crucial:
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How does ProtonVPN.com mask your IP address?
ProtonVPN.com uses a combination of advanced technologies to mask your IP address and ensure your online security and anonymity. Here's how it works:
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3. Server selection: ProtonVPN.com offers a vast network of servers located in over 50 countries. When you connect to a ProtonVPN.com server, your IP address is replaced with the IP address of the server, effectively masking your original IP address.
4. IP address rotation: ProtonVPN.com uses a technique called IP address rotation, which ensures that your IP address is changed regularly. This makes it difficult for anyone to track your online activities and maintain your anonymity.
5. Kill switch: ProtonVPN.com's kill switch feature ensures that your internet connection is terminated immediately if the VPN connection is lost. This prevents your data from being transmitted without encryption, ensuring your online security.
Benefits of using ProtonVPN.com
By using ProtonVPN.com, you can enjoy the following benefits:
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Conclusion
In conclusion, masking your IP address is a critical aspect of online security and privacy. ProtonVPN.com's advanced technology and features ensure that your IP address is hidden, and your online activities remain secure and private. By using ProtonVPN.com, you can enjoy the benefits of online anonymity, security, and data protection, ensuring that your online experience is safe and enjoyable.
Swiss Privacy
Switzerland is renowned for its neutrality, stability, and discretion, making it an attractive location for individuals and businesses seeking to maintain their privacy. The country's unique blend of political and economic stability, combined with its robust legal framework and strict data protection laws, provides an unparalleled environment for those seeking to protect their personal and professional information. In this chapter, we will explore the benefits of being based in Switzerland, highlighting the advantages of Swiss privacy and why it is an attractive destination for those seeking to maintain their confidentiality.
1.1 Introduction to Swiss Privacy
Switzerland's reputation for discretion and confidentiality dates back to the 18th century, when it was a neutral country during the Napoleonic Wars. This neutrality allowed Switzerland to maintain its independence and sovereignty, free from the influence of external powers. This unique position has enabled Switzerland to develop a distinct culture of discretion and confidentiality, which is deeply ingrained in its society.
1.2 Legal Framework for Privacy
Switzerland's legal framework is designed to protect the privacy of individuals and businesses. The country's constitution guarantees the right to privacy, and the Federal Data Protection Act (DPA) regulates the processing of personal data. The DPA sets out strict guidelines for the collection, storage, and transmission of personal data, ensuring that individuals have control over their personal information.
1.3 Data Protection Laws
Switzerland's data protection laws are some of the most stringent in the world. The country's data protection authority, the Federal Data Protection and Information Commissioner (FDPIC), is responsible for enforcing data protection laws and ensuring compliance with the DPA. The FDPIC provides guidance on data protection best practices and investigates complaints related to data breaches.
1.4 Banking Secrecy
Switzerland's banking secrecy laws are legendary, and the country's banks are renowned for their discretion. The Banking Act (BankG) regulates banking activities, and the Federal Act on Banking Secrecy (Bankgeheimnisgesetz) ensures that banking information remains confidential. This means that bank accounts, transactions, and financial information are protected by law, making Switzerland an attractive destination for individuals and businesses seeking to maintain financial confidentiality.
1.5 Tax Neutrality
Switzerland's tax system is designed to be neutral, with no withholding tax on dividends, interest, or royalties. This makes it an attractive location for international businesses and individuals seeking to minimize their tax liabilities. The country's tax laws are designed to encourage foreign investment and entrepreneurship, making it an attractive destination for entrepreneurs and businesses.
1.6 Confidentiality Agreements
Switzerland's legal system recognizes the importance of confidentiality agreements. The country's courts have consistently upheld the enforceability of confidentiality agreements, providing an added layer of protection for individuals and businesses seeking to maintain confidentiality.
1.7 Confidentiality in Practice
Switzerland's culture of discretion is deeply ingrained in its society. From the banking sector to the legal profession, confidentiality is taken seriously. This means that individuals and businesses can trust that their confidential information will remain confidential.
1.8 Conclusion
Switzerland's unique blend of political and economic stability, combined with its robust legal framework and strict data protection laws, makes it an attractive location for individuals and businesses seeking to maintain their privacy. The country's culture of discretion and confidentiality, coupled with its banking secrecy laws and tax neutrality, provide an unparalleled environment for those seeking to protect their personal and professional information. Whether you are an individual seeking to maintain your financial confidentiality or a business looking to expand into the European market, Switzerland is an attractive destination for those seeking to protect their privacy.
No-Log Policy
As a leading Virtual Private Network (VPN) provider, ProtonVPN.com is dedicated to protecting the privacy and security of our users. One of the key ways we achieve this is by implementing a strict no-log policy. In this chapter, we will delve into the importance of not keeping logs, the benefits of our no-log policy, and how it sets us apart from other VPN providers.
What are logs?
Before we dive into the details of our no-log policy, it's essential to understand what logs are. In the context of VPNs, logs refer to the records of user activity, including:
· Connection timestamps
· Bandwidth usage
· Traffic data
· IP addresses
· Browsing history
Logs are typically used to monitor and manage network activity, troubleshoot issues, and comply with legal regulations. However, logs can also be a significant threat to user privacy, as they can be used to identify and track individual users.
Why is it important to not keep logs?
Keeping logs can compromise the privacy and security of our users in several ways:
· Identification: Logs can be used to identify individual users, making it easier for governments, hackers, and other malicious actors to target them.
· Tracking: Logs can be used to track user activity, allowing third parties to monitor and analyze user behavior.
· Surveillance: Logs can be used to facilitate mass surveillance, enabling governments and other organizations to monitor and control online activities.
· Data breaches: Logs can be compromised in data breaches, exposing sensitive user information.
Benefits of a no-log policy
By not keeping logs, ProtonVPN.com ensures that our users' privacy and security are protected in the following ways:
· Uncompromised privacy: Without logs, our users' online activities remain anonymous, making it impossible for anyone to track or monitor their behavior.
· Enhanced security: Without logs, hackers and malicious actors have fewer opportunities to exploit vulnerabilities and compromise user data.
· Transparency: Our no-log policy ensures that our users can trust us to protect their privacy, as we have nothing to hide.
· Compliance: Our no-log policy ensures that we comply with privacy regulations, such as the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) and the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA).
How ProtonVPN.com implements its no-log policy
To ensure the security and privacy of our users, we implement the following measures to prevent logging:
· No centralized logging: We do not maintain a centralized logging system, ensuring that no single point of failure can compromise user data.
· Decentralized infrastructure: Our infrastructure is designed to be decentralized, making it difficult for anyone to access or manipulate user data.
· End-to-end encryption: We use end-to-end encryption to protect user data, making it unreadable to anyone without the decryption key.
· Regular security audits: We conduct regular security audits to ensure that our infrastructure and policies are secure and compliant with industry standards.
Conclusion
To ensure the continued security and integrity of its encryption methods, ProtonVPN.com conducts regular security audits and penetration testing. This involves simulating cyber attacks on the VPN network to identify vulnerabilities and weaknesses. By addressing these vulnerabilities, ProtonVPN.com can further strengthen its encryption methods and protect its users' data from potential threats.
ProtonVPN.com's encryption methods are designed to provide the highest level of security and protection for its users' data. By employing AES-256 encryption, ECDH key exchange, and Perfect Forward Secrecy, ProtonVPN.com ensures the confidentiality, integrity, and authenticity of user data. Additionally, the use of secure protocols, regular security audits, and penetration testing further reinforces the security of ProtonVPN.com's encryption methods. As a result, users can trust ProtonVPN.com to protect their online activities and sensitive information.
Forward Secrecy
As a leading Virtual Private Network (VPN) service, ProtonVPN.com prioritizes the security and privacy of its users. One of the key features that sets us apart from other VPN providers is our commitment to forward secrecy, which ensures that even if our encryption keys are compromised, the data remains secure. In this chapter, we will delve into the world of encryption protocols and explore how ProtonVPN.com's forward secrecy works.
What is Forward Secrecy?
Forward secrecy is a cryptographic technique that ensures the security of encrypted data, even if the encryption keys are compromised. In traditional encryption methods, the same encryption key is used for the entire communication session. This means that if an attacker gains access to the encryption key, they can decrypt the entire conversation. Forward secrecy changes this by using a new encryption key for each message or packet sent. This means that even if an attacker gains access to the encryption key, they can only decrypt the specific message or packet, not the entire conversation.
How ProtonVPN.com's Encryption Protocols Work
ProtonVPN.com uses a combination of encryption protocols to ensure the security of our users' data. Our primary encryption protocol is OpenVPN, which uses the OpenSSL library for encryption. We also support other protocols such as WireGuard and IKEv2/IPSec.
OpenVPN and OpenSSL
OpenVPN is a widely-used, open-source VPN protocol that provides a secure and reliable connection. When you connect to ProtonVPN.com using OpenVPN, the following encryption process occurs:
1. Handshake: The client (your device) initiates a connection to the ProtonVPN.com server. The server responds with a list of supported encryption ciphers and authentication methods.
2. Key Exchange: The client and server exchange public keys using the Diffie-Hellman key exchange algorithm. This ensures that both parties have the same shared secret key.
3. Encryption: The client and server use the shared secret key to encrypt and decrypt the data. We use the AES-256-CBC encryption algorithm, which is a widely-used and secure encryption standard.
4. Authentication: The client and server authenticate each other using a digital certificate. This ensures that the connection is secure and that the parties involved are who they claim to be.
WireGuard and IKEv2/IPSec
In addition to OpenVPN, ProtonVPN.com also supports WireGuard and IKEv2/IPSec protocols. These protocols offer alternative encryption methods that provide an additional layer of security.
· WireGuard is a modern, open-source VPN protocol that uses public-key cryptography and the ChaCha20-Poly1305 encryption algorithm. WireGuard provides a secure and efficient connection, making it an excellent alternative to OpenVPN.
· IKEv2/IPSec is a widely-used VPN protocol that provides a secure and reliable connection. IKEv2/IPSec uses the Advanced Encryption Standard (AES) and the Data Encryption Standard (DES) encryption algorithms.
Forward Secrecy in ProtonVPN.com
ProtonVPN.com implements forward secrecy by using a combination of the following techniques:
1. Key Exchange: We use the Diffie-Hellman key exchange algorithm to generate a new shared secret key for each connection. This ensures that even if an attacker gains access to the encryption key, they can only decrypt the specific message or packet.
2. Random Nonce: We use a random nonce (a random number used once) for each message or packet. This ensures that each message or packet is encrypted with a unique key, making it difficult for an attacker to decrypt the entire conversation.
3. Session Resumption: We implement session resumption, which allows us to resume a connection using a new encryption key. This ensures that even if an attacker gains access to the encryption key, they can only decrypt the specific message or packet.
In conclusion, ProtonVPN.com's encryption protocols provide a secure and reliable connection for our users. Our commitment to forward secrecy ensures that even if our encryption keys are compromised, the data remains secure. By using a combination of encryption protocols and implementing forward secrecy techniques, we provide an unparalleled level of security for our users. Whether you're using OpenVPN, WireGuard, or IKEv2/IPSec, you can trust that your data is secure with ProtonVPN.com.
Full Disk Encryption
As a leading Virtual Private Network (VPN) service provider, ProtonVPN.com takes the security and privacy of its users' data extremely seriously. One of the key measures the company has implemented to ensure the confidentiality and integrity of user data is full disk encryption. In this chapter, we will delve into the details of ProtonVPN.com's full disk encryption strategy, exploring how the company protects its servers and the benefits this provides to its users.
What is Full Disk Encryption?
Full disk encryption (FDE) is a security measure that encrypts an entire hard drive or solid-state drive (SSD) to protect the data stored on it. This means that every file, folder, and directory on the drive is encrypted, making it virtually impossible for unauthorized individuals to access the data without the decryption key.
How ProtonVPN.com Implements Full Disk Encryption
ProtonVPN.com uses a combination of hardware and software solutions to implement full disk encryption on its servers. The company employs a Trusted Platform Module (TPM) chip, a specialized hardware component designed to securely store and manage encryption keys. The TPM chip is integrated into the server's motherboard and provides a secure environment for the encryption and decryption of data.
To encrypt the data, ProtonVPN.com uses the Advanced Encryption Standard (AES) with a 256-bit key length. This is a widely recognized and trusted encryption algorithm that is considered to be virtually unbreakable. The encryption key is stored on the TPM chip and is used to encrypt and decrypt the data on the server.
Benefits of Full Disk Encryption
The implementation of full disk encryption on ProtonVPN.com's servers provides several benefits to users. Some of the key advantages include:
1. Data Confidentiality: Full disk encryption ensures that all data stored on the server is confidential and cannot be accessed by unauthorized individuals.
2. Data Integrity: The encryption process ensures that any unauthorized changes to the data are detected and prevented, maintaining the integrity of the data.
3. Compliance with Regulations: ProtonVPN.com's implementation of full disk encryption helps the company comply with various data protection regulations, such as the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) and the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA).
4. Enhanced Security: The use of full disk encryption adds an additional layer of security to ProtonVPN.com's servers, making it even more difficult for attackers to access sensitive data.
5. Improved User Trust: By implementing full disk encryption, ProtonVPN.com demonstrates its commitment to user privacy and security, building trust with its users.
In conclusion, ProtonVPN.com's implementation of full disk encryption on its servers is a critical component of the company's security strategy. By encrypting the entire disk, ProtonVPN.com ensures the confidentiality, integrity, and availability of user data. This not only protects the company's users but also demonstrates its commitment to data protection and security. As the VPN market continues to evolve, ProtonVPN.com's implementation of full disk encryption sets a high standard for other VPN providers to follow.
NetShield
As the digital landscape continues to evolve, the threat of malware and trackers poses a significant risk to individuals and organizations alike. NetShield, a cutting-edge technology, is designed to combat these threats by providing a robust and effective solution for blocking malware and trackers. In this chapter, we will delve into the inner workings of NetShield, exploring how it detects and blocks malicious activity, ensuring a safer and more secure online experience.
Understanding Malware and Trackers
Before diving into the mechanics of NetShield, it is essential to understand the nature of malware and trackers. Malware refers to any type of malicious software that can compromise the security and integrity of a computer system. This can include viruses, Trojans, spyware, and other types of malicious code. Trackers, on the other hand, are software applications that collect and transmit user data without their consent. This can include cookies, web beacons, and other tracking technologies.
The NetShield Architecture
NetShield is a sophisticated system that utilizes a combination of advanced technologies to detect and block malware and trackers. The architecture of NetShield consists of three primary components:
1. Network Traffic Analysis: This component is responsible for monitoring and analyzing network traffic in real-time. It uses advanced algorithms to identify patterns and anomalies in network traffic, allowing it to detect and block malicious activity.
2. Behavioral Analysis: This component is designed to analyze the behavior of software applications and determine whether they are malicious or not. It uses a combination of machine learning algorithms and rule-based systems to identify patterns of behavior that are indicative of malware or trackers.
3. Signature-Based Detection: This component relies on a vast database of known malware and tracker signatures to identify and block malicious activity. It uses advanced pattern-matching algorithms to compare network traffic against known malware and tracker signatures.
How NetShield Blocks Malware and Trackers
NetShield uses a multi-layered approach to block malware and trackers. Here's a step-by-step breakdown of how it works:
1. Network Traffic Analysis: NetShield monitors network traffic in real-time, analyzing packets and identifying potential threats.
2. Behavioral Analysis: NetShield analyzes the behavior of software applications, identifying patterns that are indicative of malware or trackers.
3. Signature-Based Detection: NetShield compares network traffic against known malware and tracker signatures, identifying potential threats.
4. Blocking: NetShield blocks malicious traffic, preventing malware and trackers from accessing the network.
5. Real-Time Updates: NetShield receives real-time updates from a cloud-based database, ensuring that the system remains up-to-date and effective against emerging threats.
Benefits of Choosing ProtonVPN.com
1. Unparalleled Security: ProtonVPN.com uses AES-256 encryption, the highest level of encryption available, to ensure that your online activities remain private and secure. This means that even if someone were to intercept your data, they wouldn't be able to decipher it.
2. Zero-Knowledge Policy: ProtonVPN.com operates under a zero-knowledge policy, which means that they don't collect any logs or records of your online activities. This ensures that your online identity remains anonymous and private.
3. Fast and Reliable Connections: ProtonVPN.com offers fast and reliable connections, ensuring that your online activities are uninterrupted and seamless. With servers in over 55 countries, you can access your favorite content from anywhere in the world.
4. Multi-Platform Compatibility: ProtonVPN.com is compatible with a wide range of devices and platforms, including Windows, macOS, Android, and iOS. This means that you can enjoy the benefits of ProtonVPN.com on all your devices.
5. Free Version Available: ProtonVPN.com offers a free version that allows you to enjoy some of its features, including unlimited bandwidth and speed. This is an excellent option for those who want to try out the service before committing to a paid plan.
Features of ProtonVPN.com
1. Server Network: ProtonVPN.com has a vast network of servers in over 55 countries, ensuring that you can access your favorite content from anywhere in the world.
2. AES-256 Encryption: ProtonVPN.com uses AES-256 encryption, the highest level of encryption available, to ensure that your online activities remain private and secure.
3. Zero-Knowledge Policy: ProtonVPN.com operates under a zero-knowledge policy, which means that they don't collect any logs or records of your online activities.
4. Kill Switch: ProtonVPN.com's kill switch feature ensures that your internet connection is immediately terminated if the VPN connection is lost, preventing any data from being leaked.
5. Split Tunneling: ProtonVPN.com's split tunneling feature allows you to choose which apps and services use the VPN connection, ensuring that your online activities remain private and secure.
6. Ad-Blocking: ProtonVPN.com's ad-blocking feature blocks ads and trackers, ensuring that your online experience is uninterrupted and free from distractions.
7. Automatic Server Selection: ProtonVPN.com's automatic server selection feature ensures that you're connected to the fastest and most reliable server available, ensuring that your online activities are uninterrupted and seamless.
8. Multi-Device Support: ProtonVPN.com allows you to connect up to 10 devices to a single account, making it an excellent option for families or businesses.