EDIT Made a typo, trip was from MARCH 31 - April 13 :)
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Background and notes:
First trip to Japan with my boyfriend and our first international trip as a couple. Japan has been a top destination for both of us. I'm an avid planner who has lots of anxiety about things not going right, and I typically like to plan fully packed days while my boyfriends is more go with the flow and likes to take his time to relax and enjoy the sights. I tried my best to find a happy medium for the both of us and overall, we had an amazing trip! We both packed one smaller suitcase + one empty check-in & duffle bag and we came back with 5 suitcases (thank u donki for coming in clutch with the suitcases)
A lot of the things on our trip might seem like places that are touristy and overdone but we're tourists! and it's our first time here so we didn't mind waiting in line or going to really crowded places to experience things once. (Although some places were super overcrowded and it did get a liiiittle overwhelming sometimes).
Also we were kinda sad thinking we would miss the cherry blossoms because the prior predictions stated that they were going to be done and over by end of March, but luck was on our side and we were right at the height of cherry blossom season! I've never experienced something like this and seeing all the trees covered in them is something I'd never forget.
Day 1 (March 31)

• Travel day, landed in NRT around 2:30pm. The flight was uncomfortable and mediocre but once you get through customs and get into the bustling airport nothing matters, the trip was starting!
• Couldn't resist getting a gachapon and stopping by the Lawson's that was in the airport terminal for a little teaser for what's to come.
• We had originally planned to take the bus to the city but the bus would have taken about 2hr30min to get to our hotel compared to around 1hr20min by subway. After the long flight, we'd much rather get to the city as soon as possible. (Protip! Download Suica on your phone and load the card so that you don't have to wait in a long line to buy a subway ticket! We thought the Keisei Narita Skyaccess was a special line and we wouldn't be able to use our Suica cards and we ended up waiting in line but the kind worker told us we could just head on in)
• Checked in at the Hotel Celestine Tokyo Shiba, settled and rested up for a bit.
• Headed to Ginza for a dinner reservation at Ginza Chikamitsu which is known for specializing in a Yakiniku course meal. It was pretty pricey but definitely worth it. The meat quality and service was amazing. They even gave us a pack of mints at the end lol.
• Did some damage at Uniqlo & GU, with the Yen prices right now with the addition of tax free shopping I might have went a little crazy, bought around 15 pieces of clothing for less than 200 dollars which is still insane to me.

Day 2 (April 1)

• First full day, jet lag didn't hit us too hard and we woke up around 7AM to get ready and head to Tsukiji fish market.
• Tsukiji Market Takeaways:
  • 10000% get the tamago if you think you'd enjoy sweet egg. My bf and I tried to share everything on this trip so that we can eat as much as we can but this is the one thing I would not share LOL.
  • UniTora - We got lucky with the line, only had to wait about 20ish? minutes. Uni was good, but honestly get the bowls with a variety of different fish because just uni + rice can get a little boring.
  • Definitely head over as early as you can, it got super crowded around 10AM
  • I know most people say Tsukiji is overrated but my bf and I liked this market the most compared to Nishiki(Kyoto) and Kuromon(Osaka).
• Took the bus to head over to our reservation in Small Worlds. Highly recommend, you can spend a couple hours here just looking at all the exhibits and finding small and amusing things, it's great to see all the hard work and detail that goes into everything.
• Visited the Gundam in Odaiba afterwards, sad that the one in Yokohama closed right before our trip but this didn't disappoint! The size was still massive and there were cherry blossoms blooming nearby. Spent a few hours in DiverCity Tokyo Plaza mall afterwards and did some more damage shopping.
• Tsujihan for our next meal around 4pm, made the journey to the Akasaka Arks Hills Branch and no line! The restaurant was less than half full the entire time we were there. If Tsujihan is on your list this branch is your best bet for no line.

Day 3 (April 2) - Tokyo Disney Sea Day

• Woke up at 6am, took a taxi over to Disney Sea because from where we were staying it would have taken over an hour (with like 3 different subway transfers) to get there and we'd rather just pay for convenience.
• Got there around 8am, waited an hour in line as the park opened at 9am (they didn't open early this day). The morning crowds were insane! Never seen such lines at the Disneyland in California.
• Disney Sea Takeaways:
  • Use the Disney Resort App and make sure to take advantage of the free 40th Anniversary Pass. If you have the budget to buy the Premier passes, I'd suggest that too. If you do end up buying passes to almost all the rides then you might be done with the park pretty quickly, we didn't end up spending the entire day there. Left around 6PM - skipped out on the night show cause we were cold and tired.
  • The only line we waited in was for Aquatopia and 2000 Leagues Under the Sea.
  • Bring a jacket! It gets super cold at night, I'm thankful we didn't get sick from how cold we were towards the end of the trip.
  • Food + Snacks are super affordable, we got to try almost all the popcorn because they were like $2. But honestly, the food wasn't as good as everybody hyped it up to be.
    • Some of our favorites were the Gyoza Bun, Shrimp Bun, Matcha White Chocolate Popcorn, and the curry set from the restaurant at the Arabian Coast.
  • All the rides feel super short? Especially Journey to the Center of the Earth. If I waited in that 2+ hr line I would have felt scammed.
  • Overall, the park was super cute and enjoyable. Great first experience, not sure if I'd find the need to come again.
• Took a taxi to Asakusa to try out Nabezo cause we were craving hotpot after a cold night. Got turned away because they were full for the night and we didn't have reservations. I don't know how but we somehow braved a 1hr30min line for Gyukatsu Motomura that was right next door. Great dinner and we made friends in the line with a sweet older couple from Europe. Was the food as good as everybody hyped it up to be? Yes. Would I wait in a long line again? Maybe?

Day 4 (April 3)

• Woke up around 9AM was able to take our time to get ready to head out to Ginza. It was rainy this day but not enough to deter our plans.
• I really wanted to try out Ginza Godaime Hanayama Udon. I'm a sucker for flat noodles and I love udon so this was a priority for me. Didn't make it to first seating as a line had already formed when we got there and we had to wait around an hour but by the time we got in the line was insane behind us! Get there as early as you can to avoid the lines. Food was amazing and I loved the texture of the noodles and the tempura was great as well. Loved both the dipping sauces for the noodles too.
• After our meal we headed to Asakusa for more eating and exploring! Even with the rain Asakusa was crowded. Bf and I honestly really enjoyed Asakusa; the temples and shops were so fun for us to explore.
• Best bite at Asakusa were the little kinako dango skewers that they served with a small cup of (amazing) matcha. I still dream about this. We tried the Creme Brulee Sweet Potato and Imo Pipi and it was good, but not amazing.
• For dinner we headed to Manten Sushi Marunouchi for their famous affordable omakase. As a couple who enjoys omakase in the states, where the price is $$$$, we wanted to see how a cheaper Japanese omakase would fair in terms of taste and quality.
• Honestly, pretty good, but it wasn't anything mind blowing. If you're someone who hasn't had a lot of exposure to omakase I would say this is worth going to as you're definitely getting your money's worth and the quality is still really good. Also our sushi chefs spoke a good amount of english and were great! Super enjoyable and entertaining when handing our food.

Day 5 (April 4) - Kyoto Travel Day!

• This was the day I was most anxious about, I had little to no idea about how the Shinkansen worked and I knew Tokyo Station was going to be crazy. We got to the station around an hour before our departure time and at first it was really overwhelming as we had no idea where to go and where our train was. We had to ask a worker and they kindly guided us towards where we needed to be.
• Once we figured out where to go we were set, bought a few ekiben and snacks for the ride. Not sure if we just chose the wrong kinds but honestly the ekibens were mid..and cold, probably would have been better to eat onigiris or buy food elsewhere.
• After arriving, we checked into our Hotel, Hotel Intergate, located off the main street of Kyoto but still close enough to Nishiki Market and other hot spots.
• Speaking of Nishiki Market, that was our next destination. We were overall underwhelmed with the experience, lots of markets sold the same things and we didn't find much variety. The food we ate was also kind of mid. Nothing really surprised us here.
• We visited two temples after this:
  • Kinkaku-ji: The Golden Pavillion, pictures do not do this place justice. The grounds were crowded with tour groups and tourists alike but once the pavillion comes into view, nothing is like it. It's golden shimmering structure surrounded by a lake was absolutely breathtaking.
  • Roan-ji: Renowned for its rock garden the place was extremely peaceful despite the crowds. There were cherry blossoms everywhere which made the experience even better.
• Headed back to our hotel to rest a little bit and then we had a dinner reservation at 8pm at Unagi Sora. Probably our only really disappointing meal during our time here. Overall the food was okay, nothing spectacular about the unagi despite the restaurant being popular for it. Not sure if we went on an off day but even though we had a reservation we ended up having to wait an hour, the owner? manager? seemed to not have a working system on how to handle their reservation + walk in customers. After we got seated it took some time to place our order and even longer to get our food. I wouldnt recommend this place.
• Ended the night with some McDonalds cause we were craving something that would satisfy us after our dinner.

Day 6 (April 5) - Arashiyama Day

• This day was the day I was looking forward to the most during our time in Kyoto. After watching vlogs and seeing photos of this place, I believed that this day was something that I would thoroughly enjoy and I did.
• Places we visited:
  • Arashiyama Bamboo Forest - It was a cool experience, never saw so much bamboo in my life. Didn't need to spend too much time here but the overall experience was enjoyable.
  • Tenryu-ji: The pond located at the back of the temple is stunning and it had gardens filled with cherry blossoms and different flowers that was stunning to see when the blossoms were in full bloom.
• Loved exploring Arashiyama, exploring the shops and food vendors. We snacked a lot and took in all the sights.
• Had lunch at a small restaurant that specialized in soba. Bf got cold soba and I got a hot soba with mackeral, which I think Arashiyama or Kyoto is known for. This was my first time having hot soba and wow was it good, the flavor in the mackeral was surprising because I thought it would be more plain. (sorry I didn't get the name of this place)
• Enjoyed some more time just walking along the river and taking in the views. I think Arashiyama would also be stunning in the fall with the changing colors of the trees.
• Headed out of Arashiyama and it was still bright out so we checked out the Pokemon Center near our hotel before looking around for a Sukiyaki spot for dinner and landed at Sukiyaki Kimura. An older restaurant located at the end of Nishiki Market, where you have to take off your shoes and sit on tatami mats.
• Once you order your food comes out: the meat, vegatables, tofu, rice and egg, and the server explains how to cook your sukiyaki as this place is more of a do it yourself kind of restaurant. It was a fun experience to cook it yourself and the food was a good way to end the night.

Day 7 (April 6)

• This day was pretty packed, we've got a lot of things on the schedule and we were excited about getting to see more of Kyoto.
• First stop was Fushimi Inari Shrine. We got there around 9am and the crowds were crazy, definitely overrun with tourists and it's almost impossible to get a photo alone at the entrance or early stages of the shrine. If you want to get a picture by yourself + the shrine you definitely have to hike up. The higher you go, the less crowded it gets.
• Bf and I hiked our way all the way to the top, in my honest opinion you could probably stop at the halfway point where you get to the city viewpoint, there's nothing new or a better view point at the top and I thought my legs were going to die once we reached the top.
• We headed back down and stopped by Gyukatsu Kyoto Katsugyu for lunch. Waited about 15 minutes before getting seated, the workers took our order while we were waiting in line and so our food came out almost immediately. In my opinion this place tops Gyukatsu Motomura. The variety of sauces and the meat texture and quality was sooo much better, I almost didnt want the meal to end and i struggled on which sauce i should dip my meat in because all of the options were so good. Also didn't have to wait over an hour for this place.
• After a delicious lunch we took a cab over to Ninenzaka and Sannenzaka area to explore. The streets are beautiful albeit crowded with tourists. Seeing the Yasaka Pagoda in person was stunning as well.
  • Have to shout out the Candy Apple store, probably the juiciest apple I've ever had and the sugar coating was perfect and not overwhelmingly sweet. We got their fresh apple juice as well and it was delicious.
• We had an appointment scheduled at My Only Fragrance around 3:00pm to custom make our own perfumes. If you're a fan of custom making things or perfumes I highly recommend! The experience was super fun, smelling the different scents that they had and figuring out the different percentages you'd want to include for the scents. You get to also name your perfume and choose between a silver or white bottle cap as well. Total came out to be around $100 dollars, bf and I both chose one of their exclusive scents in our mix so it bumped up the price but for two perfumes that nobody else would have I think its completely worth it.
• Kiyomizu Dera was next on our list. I don't think you can avoid the crowds anywhere in Kyoto because this place was PACKED. The sights were pretty and getting the view of Kyoto was nice but compared to the other temples we've been to in the city this one didn't really wow me as much?
• As a person who loves anything mochi, I really wanted to try and get to Gion Komori to try their famous warabi mochi. Thankfully we made it in before closing, the line was somewhat long but it moves pretty quickly. The street where the restaurant was located was covered in cherry blossoms and it was absolutely stunning.
  • We got the matcha warabi mochi and a matcha parfait and both were delicious. I prefer the warabi mochi more. Topped with a sprinkling of matcha powder and brown sugar syrup it was just the perfect combination. The texture was unique as well.
• Dinner was at Tai Sushi located in Gion, heard about this place on Tiktok and wanted to try it out. The wait was insane I think we waited about 2 hours and the line got cut off behind us as we barely made it in for their last seating. Hands down one of the best meals we've had in Japan. The restaurant was small, I would say about 12 people seating and they took in customers by batches which explains why the wait was so long.
  • We opted for their set meal which was about 8 pieces of fish with an additional order of chutoro, everything was super fresh and high quality, even better than some of the higher priced omakases we tried in LA. There's three people working and all the workers were just as equally nice and friendly, they speak basic english so it was hard to have deeper conversations with them but the vibes were great.
  • The sushi chef also provided us with two more pieces of sushi for free to apologize for the long wait which was so nice. Everything came out to be $70 dollars for TWO PEOPLE which was a steal considering the quality of the fish and I'd honestly brave the lines again just to come back here.

Day 8 (April 7) - Off to Osaka

• Since Kyoto and Osaka are pretty close, we decided to take the local train rather than booking a Shinkansen.
• There was one last restaurant we wanted to try before leaving Kyoto and that was Gion Duck Noodle. Once we checked out of our hotel we made our way over to Gion to wait in line at the restaurant. Wait was about an hour long around one hour after they opened. Bf and I both got the duck ramen which was perfect to us, the texture of the noodles, the duck meat, and broth were just too good.
• After I wanted to hit my dango craving so we walked a little more over to Wakana, loved the grilled charcoal taste on the dango as they grill the skewers to order.
• Finally it was time to say goodbye to Kyoto and make our way over to Osaka. Subway ride took around 40 minutes and we checked into our hotel at Onyado Nono Namba, I really wanted to try the hotel branch in Kyoto but they were book so this was our next best option and I recommend! It's really close to Dotonburi and the subway stations.
• Once we were checked in and got to rest for a bit we made our way out once more to head over to Osaka Castle. We didn't go inside the castle but walked around the explore the grounds and the surrounding areas. Because it was cherry blossom the place was packed with locals and tourists alike. Lots of locals and families having picnics and taking photos. The place was stunning and Osaka Castle was beautiful to look at.
• Headed back to Dotonburi area as we had a Ringram reservation to make our own couple rings. Whole process took less than 30mins it was a cute experience and I wear my ring around everywhere. Quality of the ring is good! No signs of rusting as of yet.
• Spent the rest of the night exploring Dotonburi, ate at Chibo for dinner to try Okonomiyaki (7/10 - the okonomiyaki was a little too thick for our liking)

Day 9 (April 8)

• Started the day with Kuromon market, we went early in the morning and this market was the last crowded one we've been to. We got a few bites to eat for breakfast and our favorite thing was this one stall that enticed us with a bubbling pot of seafood miso soup that was stewing away.
• Headed over to the Osaka Aquarium next. I could have spent the entire day here. From penguins to dolphins, jellyfish and their famous whale sharks there was so much to see. And you could honestly just spend so much time sitting in front of the giant Whale Shark exhibit. It was a little sad seeing such majestic creatures circling the tank endlessly.
• After that we went over to Shinsekai. We wanted to see the iconic street with the view of Tsutenkaku tower in the middle. The over the top signages was crazy to see but honestly that's all we got from Shinsekai, we didn't find much else to do here (maybe we needed to do more research)
• Got dinner at Coco Curry (soooo much better and cheaper than the branches here in the states) and did some damage at the Hankyu Dept store to buy some Gentle Monster sunglasses ive been wanting.
• Also if you're at the Hankyu Dept Store, Hanadako Takoyaki is a must. Got their green onion takoyaki and it was one of the best I've had. If you don't want to wait in their long lines, take your order to go! It'll give some time for the food to cool down anyways.

Day 10 (April 9) - Nara Day Trip!

• Before heading over to Nara, we made a short stop to go and visit the Namba Yasaka Shrine. Found a 551 Horai store on the way and grabbed a few buns for breakfast. I wish we had these back home, I didn't know steamed buns could have so much flavor.
• I didnt know what I was expecting, but I didn't expect the size of the shrine to be so huge! There wasn't much else to look at so we took a few photos and left for Nara. My prayers paid off because the days leading up to this day, the weather forecasted a lot of rain but thankfully it was just cloudy!
• We bought our little deer cookies and ventured off into Nara park, a lot of deer closer to the park entrances or crowded areas can be more assertive and demanding for the snacks, so it's good to wander around to find some deer that are alone or sitting down if you want a calmer experience.
• Once we ran out of cookies, we walked over to Todai-Ji temple to see the giant Buddha. I don't think anything can prepare you for the size of the statues, even the smaller Buddha statues placed on both sides are massive. We ended up buying the Temple + Museum tickets, so we went to the museum afterwards to check out some of the artifacts they had there as well.
• We got out of Nara park to explore the city a little bit, tried the famous Nakatanidou, unfortunately we didn't get to see the show but the mochi was delicious. Also tried a different mochi shop Kakuozan Fruit Daifuku Benzaiten - which specializes in fruit daifuku. It's on the pricier side but you're paying for fruit quality and all the fruits were so juicy, our favorites were the strawberry and mango.
• Spent the rest of the night exploring Dotonburi and shopping around at Shin Sai Bashi.

Day 11 (April 10)- Back to Tokyo!

• Took the shinkansen back to Tokyo. Once we got to Tokyo station we did some shopping at Tokyo Character street located on the basement floor. If you're really into characters like Miffy, Kirby, Pokemon, Mofusand, and others this is the place for you!
• Checked into our hotel at Tokyu Shinjuku Eastside Stay. As hotels in Japan are known for the insanely tiny hotel room sizes, the room we got was a really good size, enough for us to open our luggage and still have space to move around.
• All the traveling really caught up to us so we took a mid day nap before heading out to explore Shinjuku during the night time. The Shinjuku area was insanely lively, all the bright neon signs and the streets bustling with people we almost didn't know where to go. So we just went into whatever store's piqued our interest which were: a cat cafe, some clothing shops, and then an arcade (where we lost a good amount of money trying to win some plush dolls but we only left with a few french fry keychains lol)
• Tried out Torikizu for dinner, a great place to drink some sochus and skewers for a good price as well.

Day 12 (April 11) - Kamakura Day Trip!

• Train to Kamakura took over an hour with a few transfers as well. Once we arrived, we explored Komachi Dori Street to snack and shop. Our favorite bite was the cheesy curry pan from Giraffa.
• Had lunch at one of the many restaurants that were serving white bait shrimp. We opted for a sashimi bowl that included the fish. Can't remember the name but I feel like you could choose any of the restaurants at Komachi Dori St. and it would be just as good.
• Places we visited in Kamakura:
  • Kotoku-in to see the giant Buddha statue. The vibes between this and the one in Nara were completely different, the biggest difference being this one was out in the open. It was beautiful seeing the statue surrounded by blue skies and the mountain in the background.
  • Hasedera Temple: One of our favorite temples, there's so much to see! From view points, cherry blossom trees, bamboos, ponds, and different shrines you could spend a couple hours here. They even had a cave that you had to crouch down to go into.
• Enoshima was close by so we decided to make our way over...be warned if you want to go to Enoshima you will do a lot of walking, just the walk from the train station to the island was pretty long. Even though it the weather was cloudy we were able to get a glimpse of Mt. Fuji on our walk! Even though we couldn't get the best view the outline of the mountain was stunning and it made me want to come back just to try and see Mt. Fuji later on.
• We got to Enoshima later in the day so a lot of the shops were starting to close for the day, but what we really wanted to see were the Enoshima Iwaya Caves. The caves were located on the opposite side of the island and the only way to get there was to walk (or I should say hike). There are so many stairs we took a lot of breaks on the way, they do have escalators available so I highly recommend you take them, but you do have to pay for its usage.
• The back of the island was beautiful, and the caves were definitely interesting to see. One of the caves had a dragon statue to represent the local myths and although a little cheesy, it was fun to see the statue light up and make sounds if you clapped.
• The last stop of the day trip was the iconic Kamakurakokomae Station. They had some security staff on there to help keep some of the tourists in check from jay walking and impeding on oncoming traffic as there were cars driving by. We got there right before sunset and having the trains pass by with the sea in the background was so picturesque.
• After failing to try Nabezo on the first leg of our trip we booked a reservation in advance for dinner this night at their Shinjuku branch. Needless to say, I'm glad we got to try this place, we're avid hot pot lovers and the restaurant had AYCE wagyu cuts which were to die for. Definitely one of our top meals.

Day 13 (April 12)

• Our last full day in Japan :( This day was dedicated to the Shibuya + Harajuku area. Could have planned the day a little better as it was hectic and we ended up going back and forth between these two areas a lot.
• Started out with breakfast/lunch at Katsudonya Zuicho. We wrote our names + order down and they gave us a time to come back instead of having to wait in line. It was about an hour and a half wait so we decided to do some shopping around the area.
• When our time arrived, we got seated, the restaurant is cramped but the food was delicious. I didn't know Katsudon could taste so good, I'll be thinking about this meal a lot.
• After our meal we headed over to Harajuku. Roamed around Takeshita street before venturing off into the back alleys where a lot of the hype stores were and did some damage there.
• We had a Shibuya Sky resv at 4:30 (couldnt pick a time closer to sunset so this was the next best option). Once we got there we had to kind of just wait around for the sun to set but the wait was worth it. Seeing the sun go down and the city lights turn on was truly worth it. I will say, bring a warm jacket if you're coming at sunset/night time it gets really windy and cold.
• Went back to Harajuku to try and squeeze in a visit to Kiddyland because I'm a sucker for cute things and this was the last chance we could go before we leave tomorrow.
• Had Sukiya for dinner near our hotel and called it in early because we had a LOT of packing to do.

Day 14 (April 13)

• Our flight was at 9pm so we had a decent time to kill before we needed to go to the airport.
• Our first meal of the day was Monjayaki at Monja, we tried to go the day before as the restaurant is located in the same building as Shibuya Sky but they were full for the night. Monjayaki may not have the best visual appeal but the flavors were amazing. I don't think you can get this anywhere back home so I had to try this and I'm glad we did.
• We did some last minute shopping in Shibuya and had to do an insane Don Quiote trip where we literally had to buy an extra suitcase for all the stuff we bought.
• Sadly, our trip was coming to a close. Took a taxi to Haneda airport because we ended up with too many suitcases to lug around the train station.

Trip Takeaways + Tips
I learned a lot after our trip to Japan, and I'm definitely going to keep these things in mind for whenever we plan another trip back but I hope these tips come in handy for you as well!

• Pack light! Literally only pack your necessities, there's so much to buy in Japan you're going to need the space. And if you forgot anything, most likely you can purchase it there.
• Use luggage forwarding services. This made our trip so much less stressful when traveling between cities, I can't imagine having to carry all our suitcases through the streets of Japan and the subways.
• Try to book hotels that are in neighborhoods you'll enjoy and that are AS CLOSE to the subway station as possible. In Japan you're going to average 15k+ steps a day, and even if you're hotel is close to the station entrance the underground journey may not be as close. Getting back to the hotel after a long day will be a pain if your hotel is more than 10 minutes from a train station.
• Account for lines and try to book reservations for restaurants you really want to eat at. Restaurants will literally turn you away without reservations because they're full for the entire day.
• Buy things when you see it. You might think you'll see the same item again later, which may be true, but a lot of things that we wanted to buy we weren't able to find again later.

If you read this far thank you so much for reading, I hope this thread helps a few people out there and if you have any questions feel free to comment!

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BEFF - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	No Save AHK - PC - Solo	Arena RP Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Double Secondary Loot - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	5k RP Every 30 Secs - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Dr Dre Linux Replay Glitch - PC - Solo
Facility Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Exclusive Solo Frozen Money PS5 New Gen- PS5 - Solo	Easy Money and RP - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Improved SFM - Xbox, Playstation - Non Solo	2 Player Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	25 Second Frozen Money - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
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Player Based Glitches:

Checkerboard Outfit in Lobby - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Unlock Love Fist Shortsleeve - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Wear Any Blacklisted Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Cashmere Coat with Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Orange/Purple Joggers and Bulletproof - Xbox Series, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Play as Big Rabbit - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Transfer Coloured Chutes Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Apartment God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Candy Cane Weapon - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Jet Black Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Bigfoot Beard - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Halloween Biker Jacket - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Black Joggers - PS4 - Solo	No Ankles - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Female Joggers - Playstation - Solo	KD Farm - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Outfit Transfer - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
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Invisible Arms on Cop Outfit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Any Shoes with Gorka Pants - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Cop Outfit - PS4 - Semi-Solo
Transfer Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Semi-Solo	Perma Stun Lock - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Modded Outfits (No Checkerboard) - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Kill God Mode Players - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Invisible Stomach - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Thermals in Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Play as Franklin - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Ballistic Health Boost and Minigun - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	FIB Necklace - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Gorka Joggers with IAA Belt and Invisible Torso - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Machine Revolver - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Frontier Outfit in 1 Day - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Save CEO Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Female No Bra - Xbox One - Solo
White Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Grey Snapback Half Hat - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Merge Special Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Juggernaut Suit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Racing Suit Shoulder Pads - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Gruppe, Prison and Paramedic Belts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Overcoat and Suit Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	No Kick Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Chemical Mask on All Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Alien Outfit Without Mask - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Topless Female - Xbox One, Playstation 4 - Solo	NOOSE Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Invisible Arms - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	CEO/MC Joggers & Outfits - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Semi No Ragdoll - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Account Dupe Workaround - Xbox - Solo	OTR Invisible Character - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Vehicle Warehouse OTR - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Agency God Mode - PS5 - Solo	Save Cluckin Bell Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Headless Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Solo Coke Business OTR - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible While On the MK2 - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock High Flyer Parachute - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Autoshop God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	MOC OTR - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Give AA Trailer to Friends - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Halloween Weather in Freemode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo

Miscellaneous:

Infinite Toreador Boost - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	BEFF Double Garage - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Public Solo Session - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Complete Tier 3 Survival Headshot Challenge - PS - Solo	Modded Acid Lab - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Drive Unreleased Cars - Playstation - Solo
DMO Lite - Playstation - Solo	MOC Solo Merge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Weapons in Facility - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
TP Mugshoot Room - Playstation - Solo	Infinitely Spawn Vehicles - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Sell 27 Cars/Day - Xbox One, PS4 - Solo
Arena War AFK - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Vehicle Magic Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Magic Slot Flip - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Brickade Fooliganz Livery Flip - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Bypass Daily Sell Limit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Brickade Merge - Playstation - Solo
GATF - Xbox, Playstation - Non- Solo	BF Wevil Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Shooting Range Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Thermal in Story Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	2 Sparrows at Same Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Quickly Fill Nightclub - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Infinite Company SUV's - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Endless Simeon Test Drive - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Double Damage - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Teleport in LSCM - Playstation - Solo	Get Inside Luxury Autos - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Prep Job TP - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Skywalker - Playstation - Solo	Cop Car Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Colored Stock Wheels - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Director Mode Trailer Online - Playstation - Solo
Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Car on Cerberus Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Casino No Timer - Xbox Series, PS5, PC - Non-Solo
No Wanted Level - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Drive Invisible Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Sultan Classic Speed Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo	Yellow Car Freak Out - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	BMX Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Special/Person Vehicle in Sumo - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock Trevor at Beginning of Game -PS4 - Solo	Wheel Merge/Transfer - PC - Non-Solo
Chameleon Pearlescent Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	No Cops - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Magic Slot Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Bushole Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Extra Consumables - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Out of Bounds - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo
Under the Map Anywhere - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Walk in the Sky - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Merge/Teleport Jobs - Xbox	2 Boys, 1 Hole - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	RC Bandito C4 Throw - Playstation - Solo
Autoclub Podium Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Low Grip Tires on Any Car - PC - Solo
High Speed Jet Donuts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	OOB Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Toreador God Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Wall Breach - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Teleport with Akula - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra with MOC Health - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Freeze Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Transparent Jet - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Trevors Car - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Matte Pearlescent Respray - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hide Cargo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Weapons Inside Arena - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Teleport Inside of UFO - Playstation - Solo	GATF Workaround - Playstation - Non-Solo
Change the Inductor Bike Color - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Terrorbyte Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Old Casino/Story Map Online - Playstation, Xbox - Semi-Solo
Unlock Special Hidden Weapons - PS4, Xbox One	NPC Bone Jiggling - Playstation, Xbox - Solo	Add Extra Accessories to Vehicles - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Park Ranger Outfit Glitch - Playstation, Xbox - Solo	AFK Exploit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Save Park Ranger Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Motorcycle to Car Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Last Gen Car to Car Merge - PS4, Xbox One - Non-Solo	Current Gen Car to Car Merge - PS5, Xbox Series - Non-Solo
Moc to MOC GCTF Glitch Out - Playstation, Xbox - Non-Solo	Apartment Vehicle God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Cluckin Bell Weapons Setup Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Facility GCTF w/ All OTR Methods Included - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Fly Under the Map with a Jet - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Facility Invisibility + No Cops + OTR and God Mode - Playstation, Xbox - Solo

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So started this back in November 2023 to finish school ( aircraft technician) out in Clearwater Florida. I put all my important things in a storage small 5x5 and kept what I needed for the week in my car cloth,hygiene bag,shoes,water and food I just grab stuff from Sam's club like the $5 chicken or the little ready to eat meals they have and heat it up at a circle or 711. If your in Clearwater Florida DM where to sleep don't want to give out spots,don't know who's reading these but anyway I ended up graduating. Got a job at Boeing south carolina north Charleston been here since April 17 2024, found a cross fit gym has a shower there every morning 7am ( I'm a big dude 315 lbs 5"8 goal is to lose weight and get my credit up and buy a house to move my mother in) also getting a planet fitness membership for showering at random times. My job schedule is from 3 to12am. Anyway I removed my passenger seat have a rolling tote there and four calapsabke storage square one for socks and underwear one for gym shirts, one for regular shirts pant for work and the last one for random shit my laundry bag is a army duffle bag that I can zip up so it don't smell I try to do my laundry when I can not just at the end of the week but every Sunday like today April 28,2024 I did some organizing. My back seats are put down I have one of them fold up mattresses a sheet a body pillow and two large firm black pillows I have a net for storage the hools to the handles on roof awesome little investment. I have a battery backup for my phone and also a hanging rechargeable fan for at night time still gets hot but better than nothing also I bought shades that hook to the lining on the roof of the vehicle so that I don't show that I'm living in my car by pinching sheets or shirts to my car door. I'm thinking once a week a month to get a week at an extended stay just to recharge. Also want to invest more into my sleeping arrangement in the back of my car sonits.more comfy and more cool south carolina is hot and getting.hotter anytime would be awesome. Anyway that's all for now have a blessed day wild ones we got this!!!

Wade's visage lit up with a field of red words as his body's OS began to boot up. Similarly to when he first woke up in his new form, lines of text read out the same phrases and statuses from before. Getting a glimpse at the top left collage, however, he noticed something slightly different on one line of text. "->STRING 'Absolute Solver' BLOCKED BY ADMINISTRATION 'Stargazing_Wade3048'"
The suspicious change was confirmed further as a large pop-up box, now lit up in greenish-yellow, appeared in front of him. It bore a strange symbol in the middle, which was depicted as a hexagon with three arrows extending out from the center. The waking drone could also see text written at the top left of the pop-up, reading, "REASSIGNING PERMS ://; USER ID: Stargazing_Wade3048; ROLE: ADMIN". At the bottom right, a single word appeared only a second after the pop-up did. "[COMPLETE]"
Before the pop-up dissipated, the mysterious symbol flickered out of the box, now replaced by a logo that Wade didn't recognize. It was a circle with several stars and tiny spheres spread all throughout its interior, and encircling the symbol were what looked like two pointy arms, ending at the top of the symbol without connecting at either end.
Upon the disappearance of the pop-up, Wade's vision returned, the buffering icon on his visor being replaced by shocked eyes as the former worker drone jolted up from his makeshift bed. Wade's sudden awakening had apparently caught the attention of someone nearby, as a woman's voice could be heard near him to his left. "He's up! Get me a scanner for check-up!"
Wade was immediately glancing over the area he was in, it looked like some kind of lift bay, with two large hatches opened up at opposite ends of the room. Within the large space, a several people moved about, some out into the massive bridge platform just outside the right hatch, others going to one side of the bay or another as they went to fulfill tasks Wade wasn't sure what to make of.
Seeing one woman, a tan girl with a brown jacket and black pants, approaching him with some kind of handle-bearing device, Wade sat himself up as he spoke to her. "W-Who are you? Where am I at?"
"Easy, Mr. Wade. Name's Kelly, I'm a technician, just got done getting you fixed up. You should be able to-." Kelly said with a pleasant smile to Wade, who interrupted her as he remembered another name, one very dear to him ever since he was first booted up years ago.
"Where's-... Do you know a man named Ronald Carter?" The technician nodded as he continued. "Where is he? I need to see him. I need to see Ron!" He said in a low, yet frantic voice as Kelly ceased her scanning, trying to hold Wade gently at his shoulders in an attempt to calm him down.
"I'm right here, Wade!" Ron said aloud as he climbed up into the Chameleon, Wade looking to him with a look of grateful surprise as he began to stand up.
"Ron!" Wade said as the brothers embraced, holding each other tightly in joy for what felt like hours. After all that trouble and terror, the two were finally together again, like any family should be.
Wade dared to let go of Ron as the two broke their hug, then looking to his brother with a big smile as Ron held him by his shoulders, returning the expression.
"Good to have you back, buddy!" Ron said in low excitement as Wade laughed his own out of his system.
"Same here, man." The Carters joined in a chuckle before Wade looked around the room again. "How long was I out? How'd you meet up with these guys?"
"Close to an hour, the Coalition scared off the bastards that took you away, I went with them after I woke up." Ron almost laughed again as he continued. "I was almost ready to turn one of them into a pile of scrap when Nathan and F showed up. Seems they got rescued from Ceres shortly before things got real nasty."
Wade's smile faltered at the mention of Nathan, the memory of his brainwashed self striking his friend flashing in his visor as he spoke to Ron. "Nathan, where is he?! Is he okay?"
Ron nodded as said drone called over to the two, F at his side. "I'm okay, Wade. Just a scratch."
Seeing Nathan on a bed being patched up by Kelly, Wade immediately fast-walked over to him, Ron close behind. "Oh my God, I-...I'm so sorry man, I-"
"Wade! Dude... it's alright, I'll be fine." Nathan said as he put a hand on Wade's shoulder, smiling. "No hard feelings."
The former worker drone's unease only slightly lowered as he then remembered all the other fallen soldiers, their screams forcing a cringe from Wade as a glimpse of him cutting them down with a laser flashed in his face. Shakily, he spoke further. "And-And all those... I KILLED those people!"
Ron put a hand on Wade's arm as he tried to ease his panic. "Wade, Wade... It's okay. They fought to get you back. If they were still here, I think they'd say the same."
"Yeah, and besides, that wasn't really you out there, since they locked your memories of us up in your head and all that." Nathan added in his attempt to comfort his frightened friend, his and Ron's words seeming to ease Wade down a bit more as F spoke to him as well.
"Wade, don't beat yourself up over it. The boys are right, you're with us here now, so they didn't go down for nothing."
With F putting a hand on Wade's shoulder, he finally conceded in his moping as he gave an agreeing nod. "...Yeah. Yeah, you're right." Taking a deep breath, Wade eased himself before asking his friends, "So, what happened while I was uh... out, so to speak?"
Ron walked over to Wade's duffle bag, still intact from the home invasion the two endured from the JCJenson agents earlier as he explained what had happened since his capture. "Well, after I was told what the hell was going on, I came with these people to help in their mission. They're here to get those stolen drones back, I was hoping to get you before you got turned, but uh... To be honest, it doesn't seem like a bad change."
Wade looked himself over as he completely took in his changed body. "Yeah... what'd they do to me?"
"You've been turned into a disassembly drone, Wade. They wanted you as part of the Division for reasons we suspect are more malicious than the Company claims." F explained as Wade examined himself further, noticing the armband on his black attire.
Morbidly curious, Wade held his hand out, noting the hazard stripes on his arm before shifting his hand to a claw hand. He flexed each finger-blade as he spoke. "Well uh, I'd be digging this if it wasn't for the fact that I used these to hurt others."
Wade's brother and friends laughed at his statement before Nathan asked, "Oh, you think you can turn that into a shotgun?"
Recalling his memories as W, he fulfilled his friend's request, the claws shifting into the desired weapon before Wade gave a confident smirk. "Oh, I sure can."
The four gave heartier laughs than before as F walked over to Wade. "Yeah, you're gonna like your new body. The Company didn't exactly say what we could and couldn't pull outta those arms."
"Maybe I can pull something like that NatFuser we just bought this morning." Wade said with mild excitement, but calmed himself with a sigh as he remembered what was happening around him and his friends. "Ah, but we'll have to see about that later." Finally, swapping his weapon out for a hand again, Wade asked, "So what's the situation here?"
Ron pulled some items out of the duffle bag as he answered his brother. "Well, J's out helping another raid team with another one of those DDs, and our teams have set up a little base inside that factory. Once we're ready, we're to head back inside and continue our push into the conveyor room. Then when we reach that room, we'll break out all the worker drones we find and get the hell outta there." Then, having gotten all the things he wanted out of the bag, Ron stood up with the items before walking over to Wade. "Oh, and uh... I made sure to bring an extra set, since they, you know..."
Hinting to Wade's changed attire, the drone looked to what Ron was holding: It was a set of his old clothes he wore, back when he was a worker drone. Glancing at himself, he held a brief debate about changing his look. His new coat was pretty good, but it did bring back some bad memories from just moments before. Checking his jacket for any important items, he felt satisfied as he found nothing in his pockets before beginning to remove the jacket.
"Eh, not like a nude drone's a bad sight here, huh?" Wade cackled out he pulled off the uniform, his friends laughing at his sense of humor as he removed the pants. Now exposed to the others, Wade took his dark blue pants first, putting them on before grabbing the shirt, then the jacket after that was placed atop his form.
Once Wade was done redressing, Ron smiled as he commented on his changed appearance. "Feels like we're back home, eh?"
"Oh, very." Wade replied with a smirk before speaking further. "Thanks, man."
"Don't mention it, anything for my brother." Ron replied as the two embraced again, taking in the warmth of reunion before Kelly ceased her scanning of Nathan.
"Alright, you seem to be in order thanks to those nanites. Just be more careful next time, okay?" The technician said as Nathan nodded in understanding, the former moving over to the storage bays at the back as Nathan sat up from his bed.
"Hah, yeah, speaking of next time, you guys up for beating down those thieves up in that place?" The veteran drone asked as he motioned his arm out to the building outside.
"Definitely. Someone's gotta give these corpo-pricks a what-for!" Wade said in vengeful excitement as Ron raised a finger.
"What about the others? Won't we need more troops?" F shook her head as she answered the Carters, Wade also now curious at the question put forth to his now fellow disassembly drone.
"Not really, with Wade back, we don't have to worry about capture protocols on our side of things. Besides, with two of us on the same field, we'll really screw things up in there." Raising a finger of her own, F did show partial agreement with Ron's sentiment. "Though once we get close to the conversion bay, we'll have to relay the other teams to meet up at the elevator, so we can get more troops in to help hold the place till we're done."
The Carters both grinned in eager anticipation of the coming fight as they, F and Nathan all stood together, the latter two readying themselves before Wade looked down to Nathan again. "Well, that'll take some getting used to."
Noticing the height difference, Nathan chuckled before replying. "Hah, you're like a titan compared to me! Fits well with you too."
He appreciated the exaggerated compliment before turning to face the bridge ahead, the four former co-workers now standing together as they prepared to disembark for the factory. Turning back to the troop bay behind him, Ron looked to Kurtis resting on one of the seats next to Gerard, the two men readying their own equipment as they prepared to join the team. "Kurt? You and Gerard'll have our backs in there, right?"
The man chuckled alongside his fellow miner as he replied. "You can bet all the gems left at Ceres on that, man. Just keep Nathan safe for me, aight?"
Ron and Nathan both nodded as Wade gave a low wave to Gerard, who showed a crack of a smile as he noticed him. After a short moment of more weapons cleaning, the two miners stood up and joined the group, armed and ready for whatever the facility ahead had waiting for them.
Just as the group was about to jump off the transport, Kelly called out to them. "Wade!" Turning to his right, Wade saw her as she came out of one of the storage bays, two black canteens in her hands as she tossed them to him. Catching the bottles, Wade listened as Kelly explained her items. "You're a disassembly drone now, Mr. Carter. You're gonna need the extra oil after a bit of action."
Looking to the canteens for a moment, Wade glanced back to Kelly with a nod before stuffing the them in his pockets. "Thanks Kelly." The woman returned the gesture as she began to walk towards the front of the ship, intent on handling another task now that her duties to Wade had been fulfilled.
With their well-wishing farewells out of the way, Wade looked to Ron and his friends before speaking. "So, we all set?"
Nathan and F nodded as Ron shared his brother's gaze, shotgun in hand as he nodded to Wade. "Good to go."
Readying a shotgun of his own, Wade returned his focus ahead. "Alright, let's show these crooks what a drilling laser to the rear feels like." With that, The six jumped off the Chameleon's troop bay, entering a steady jog as they began their run back into the factory.
...
Dark, moody lighting and soft chatter dominated the long, spacious corridor as Wade and his team made their way through another unconquered hallway. The hall went high up, at least a dozen meters, and practically empty when it came to objects. No tables, monitors, doorways, not a sign of any other features present inside. The whole place was just a dreary hallway to the next area within the large facility.
Like Ron and J's team, the group hadn't encountered any major hostiles within the new halls, just turrets and other basic security equipment. Such lack of threats had admittedly lowered the guard of Wade and his comrades a tad, enough to keep themselves busy with talk about plans of what they'd do after this whole 'recall' mess was over.
Still though, they made sure they didn't abandon their guard completely, Wade, Ron and F all kept examining around the area while Kurtis, Nathan and Gerard watched the path ahead, ensuring they'd catch sight of anyone or anything trying to sneak up on them.
In the midst of the scouting was more talking, the current speaker being Nathan, who was describing his plans for potential job endeavors after the failure of civilization on Ceres. "Maybe I'll even try and find some welding work, could use some experience on that field while things die down."
Wade chortled as he thought of a fun idea in his head, describing it with light sarcasm. "Maybe you can try building ships through that job? Ron and I always wanted to have a shuttle of our own."
Ron shared the humorous air as he added, "Yeah, his girlfriend would like that idea too, her and Wade were hoping to learn how to fly a ship together at some point later on."
Nathan gave a slight grin at the proposal as he replied. "Well, anything for a friend. Just let me get to know the ropes of the job first."
"Sure, sure thing." Wade replied before the three laughed together at the plan, F and the others smiling in amusement as Nathan spoke further to Wade, now abandoning the happy air with a bit of concern.
"Speaking of girlfriends, did you ever try to call her lately?" As Wade shook his head, he asked further. "You said that she's flying a ship back here, right?" Receiving a nod from the lover drone, he hesitantly asked, "...You don't think she-"
"OH no, don't even say that." Wade said in the middle of Nathan's question, a glare forming on his face as he continued. "And if they did take my Tina, they won't hear the end of it from me." In between his words, he prepped a blade from his arm to show his intentions for whoever would be dumb enough to lay a finger on his love, let alone robo-nap her for such a twisted purpose as this place. Then, taking a deep breath, Wade returned his hand to the now de-bladed arm as he finished with, "I really hope she's okay, though."
Ron walked next to him as he put a hand on his brother's shoulder. "I'm sure she's alright, Wade. Once we're out of this place, we'll find her."
Wade nodded in hopeful agreement as he and Ron walked together, the others keeping their gaze focused around the room as the former worker drone spoke again. "Heh, you know, I was thinking on that whole marriage proposal earlier, you know?"
"Yeah? Any plans for it? A nice place to have the wedding at?" Ron asked as Wade nodded lightly.
"Kinda, I was thinking of who could help out with setting it all up. And, I didn't think I'd need to ask, but there's no one else that bests fit the Best Man slot than you." Ron smiled at the honor Wade was wanting to bestow upon him as he was about to ask, but he stopped his brother as he spoke ahead.
"I wouldn't be anything but happy to, Wade." Wade shared the smile, albeit with a bigger one as he looked to his friends.
And I know we're not THAT close, but... Would you guys mind an invitation? It'd be nice to have company there along with family."
Nathan gave a grin at Wade's request while F gave a light smirk, both accepting their co-worker's invitation as the former spoke. "I'd love to, Wade. Maybe I could come and help set everything up."
"Count me in too." Kurtis said aloud, chuckling as he added further to his answer. "I know a girl who makes quite the dresses for occasions such as those."
Gerard was stuck in thought about the idea. A drone wedding? Hopefully he'd at least get to do something for once rather than lose out to the labor companies use as hazard fodder these days.
"And what about you, Gerard? You wanna come along too?" Nathan asked for Wade, whom looked to the man hopefully as he finally settled on an answer.
"Ah, sure. Got nothing else to worry about at this point. Just make sure I have something to do there." He said in as nice a manner as he could, nice enough for Wade to accept it whole-heartedly.
"I'll make sure of it, man. I hate to leave you out of a fun ti-" The drone ceased his tongue as he and the others caught the sound of light clattering, all of them immediately keeping watch for whatever made the noise. Looking around, Wade couldn't spot anything down the hall ahead, nor did he see an odd shape or shadow on the walls. Anxious, he looked to the ceiling, concerned over something crawling above them as he aimed his shotgun above himself.
Squinting his digital eyes, he saw a faint shape clinging to a long rail bar holding part of the room up. He couldn't tell exactly what it was with only a silhouette visible, but it being there most certainly set him on edge. Seeing it stop almost right above them, Wade only whispered one word. "Guys?"
A haunting chuckle came from the entity above. "Well, seems you're not just bold, you're smarter than that face shows." Said a voice Wade faintly recognized, one his hearing sensors caught when he ran into the house during his capture. As the others began to look above for their stalking opponent, the being's body began to light up slightly, a large 'X' on a visor with five yellow bulbs glowing above it.
Wade and Ron didn't need to guess what it was as they both took aim at the disassembly drone. "Look out!!!" Ron cried out just as the being zoomed down to the group, hitting the ground with a quaking smash, breaking parts of the ground and sending most of the team, excluding Wade and F, to the floor.
"Not even a day and you already leave us?" G taunted, readying a pair of blades as Wade and F both readied a blade from one of their own hands, the others getting back up as the ensuing sword fight commenced.
Clashing his sword with G's, Wade growled out in his face, "Maybe if you didn't robo-nap me, I'd have stayed!"
Lunging forward, F swung her blade as it struck G's own as she joined the fighting. Readying his wings, G shoved at the two drones before taking to the air, prepping a pair of sub-machine guns as Wade and F followed their enemy. Taking aim at Ron and the others, G began to fire just as the two defender drones got in the way, blocking the hailfire of bullets with their wings as Wade held his shotgun at the ready. Once the bullets stopped, Wade swiftly exposed his form before shooting at G, whom deflected the blast with his own wing as he laughed mockingly at the former worker drone.
Below, Ron and the others were caught by surprise as another ring of bullets and laser bolts came at them. Readying his weapons, Nathan could see his attackers: a small group of corporate security guards, mostly human, firing at them with kinetic and laser rifles and two of them staying near the entrance with what looked like sniper rifles. Taking aim with his own pair of laser pistols, he returned fire, fatally striking one of the seven guards coming towards them and causing two more to stumble. With a few of them injured, Kurtis aimed his assault rifle at the two officers, firing a flurry of rounds as the two were struck further, falling to the ground and not getting back up.
Above the sudden firefight, Wade held up his blade as G swung at him, their swords clashing as Wade readied another sword in place of his shotgun as he tried to strike at G. It was immediately blocked by G's other blade as they locked each other into a brief stalemate. Wade grunted as he was struck right in his lower back by a sniper shot, stunning the drone as G kicked Wade away from him. As Wade swiftly recovered, F flew at G, the two striking each other's blades in a blur as they became locked in another duel. With the main threat seemingly distracted, Wade readied a rocket launcher and took aim, firing two at the snipers as they began to run for the door near them.
An explosion and faint cries from the hostile soldiers were all Wade needed to hear to know he hit his target. Looking down to his friends, he saw Nathan and Gerard gunning down one of the last two guardsmen down on the ground, the other throwing a grenade at the bunch as they began to flee back to the doorway. Alerted by the 'clank' from the grenade, Ron and his team rolled away from the small bomb, which exploded before it could inflict harm to Ron and his team. Looking back to the airborne duel, Wade saw F holding G's blades back with her own before flying at the latter. Readying a shotgun again, Wade fired at G, grinning as he managed to strike the murder drone's back, oil splattering out from the wound.
Flying up, Wade swapped his shotgun back for a blade as F smacked G off of her, swiping at the hostile drone before hitting G's sword with hers. Wade looped downward to the duo as he struck at G, the two clashing their swords as well, bringing the three into a violent deadlock. Wade readied his wing to his right, F doing the same as they ensured themselves safety from the snipers nearby. Trying to score another hit on his foe, Wade readied a shotgun from his other hand and took aim, G using his nanite tail to strike at the gun, which fired just as it was hit, most of the ensuing blast striking F instead.
The failed attack gave G enough of an opening to push both drones back, swiftly readying a rocket launcher before firing it at F, sending her falling to the floor. Seeing his friend injured, Wade attempted to shoot at G again, only to be struck in the face by G's tail, the yellow acid damaging his visor as he cried out in pain. Despite attempting to resist , Wade was hit again as the sound of chainsaws neared him, pain surging in his arms as G gripped both of Wade's forearms before sawing them off, disarming him. With Wade helpless, G kicked Wade with immense force, knocking him into the ground below, Ron and Nathan watching in horror as they saw their friend fall hard to the shattered floor.
"Shit!" Ron exclaimed to himself as he looked to Kurtis and Gerard, who were approaching the end of the hallway to check if there were anymore hostiles coming out. Then, glancing back to Wade, he saw his brother being pounced on by G, who readied a basic blade in place of one of his chainsaws as he prepared to kill Wade.
"No you don't!" Nathan said aloud as he tried to shoot G, who readied an EMP generator before activating it, causing Nathan to seize up and fall to the ground with his pistols.
"I'll finish that one later." Wade heard G say smugly as his visor began to regenerate, the former worker drone's sight coming back to see G above him, blade at the ready. Trying to fight back further, Wade tried to lift his tail, but G pinned it down against his foot, leaving Wade completely at his mercy. Deciding to taunt his prey once more, G spoke. "You really are a feisty one, W. Such a shame I have to terminate you after seeing you in action here." Then, raising the blade, G chuckled lightly as Wade grit his teeth. "Hopefully your clones will be less... defiant than you were."
G grunted as he felt yet another barrage of bullets at his back, the drone turning to see Ron aiming at him with his shotgun. "Get the hell off my brother, fuck-face!" The human growled at G, who merely grinned in amusement as Ron moved to fire again. He wasn't given the chance as G struck him with his sword, the blade going right through the man's chest as blood spurted out from the wound.
Wade felt as if his whole world was falling apart as he saw his brother being violently impaled by G. "RON!!!" He yelled out as Nathan recovered from the EMP, shaking his head before seeing the bloody sight before him.
The disassembly drone laughed heavily as he lifted the grunting Ron to his face. "Brother, you say? I never thought you humans could get so deluded."
"No!" Wade cried out further as he saw F, now having recovered from her injuries, flying right at G with a roar as he swiftly pulled out the blade from Ron's body. "NO!!!" Wade yelled again, distraught at the sight of his life-long friend falling down next to him. He immediately forced himself up on his arm stubs, crawling over to Ron as he tried to help his wounded brother. As soon as he freed his weapon from Ron, G immediately blocked F's attack, the warrior drone glaring in anger at her rival. The two drones broke the blade-lock as they took to the air, intent on continuing the fight above the others.
Glancing over to where F had flown from, Nathan saw Wade's forearms on the ground nearby, oil pooling from them as he picked up his pistols before running over to the dismembered limbs. Once he reached them, he picked them up before heading over to the Carters.
At the end of the hallway, Kurtis and Gerard carefully walked towards the large doorway, hoping to deal with the last trooper hiding inside. The two stopped as they heard footsteps coming from within, two more guards coming out with riot shields as they prepared to take the brunt of the former miners' attack. As the two backed away, Gerard readied a grenade of his own before throwing it at the two hostiles, both immediately trying to break away from the bomb as it exploded, stunning the two guards.
Above, F clashed one of her blades with G's before readying the other into a claw hand. Pressing his weapon against F's, G attempted to stab F with his nanite tail. Catching sight of the tail, F caught it in her claw hand, slicing the tail in two before taking the nanite tank in her grip. Hearing a gunshot, F looked to where the sound originated. In between the fight between Kurtis, Gerard and two other guards, F saw one soldier from G's team, now wielding one of the sniper rifles left behind by their owners. Glancing down to where Ron and Wade were, F saw Nathan carrying Wade's arms as he moved around erratically, trying not to get hit by the sniper nearby.
With all the fury she could muster, F managed to push G off of her before quickly throwing the nanite tank at the guard like a bullet. The warrior's aim was true as it hit the corporate agent clean in the head, his body falling to the floor. Her effort to save Nathan and the others left her vulnerable, however, as G swung at F with his sword, the soldier drone narrowly dodging the attack before she was kicked to the ground, shattering more of the battle-ridden floor. Before she could recover from the impact, G flew at her, catching her in his arms before slamming her against the wall. G then pinned F to the wall with his active sword blades, ensuring she was unable to flee his grasp.
As G regenerated his damaged tail, F tried to strike him with her own, only to fail as G quickly pulled out one of his swords before changing it into a claw hand, grabbing the tail just before it touched his visor. At the same time, G impaled F's briefly free arm with his reformed tail, F grunting in agony as she braced for her demise.
As Nathan approached Wade, he frantically observed Ron, who was shifting around in pain as his wound bled onto the ground. "Wade, your arms!" Looking to Nathan, Wade didn't resist as his friend took his damaged arm, putting one of the forearms onto the stump before it re-attached, courtesy of the regeneration nanites.
As Nathan did the same with his other arm, Wade heard Ron croak out, "Wade..." Turning his head to face his brother, Wade looked on in confused sorrow as he awaited Ron's order. "Kick his ass."
His words clicked something in Wade's head as he turned around, balancing himself on his repaired arm as he glared at G, now having pinned F against the wall as he laughed sadistically. As anger began to take hold of him, Wade's eyes shifted, a large, greenish-yellow 'X' appearing in their place as Wade readied his wings.
F groaned from her injuries as she glared at G, the killer drone ceasing his laughter before speaking to her. "Well, F. I thought you were better disciplined to follow orders."
"I joined... to PROTECT others, you butcher!" F spat out before literally spitting in G's face, her physical insult barely dissuading the disassembly drone as he replied.
"Indeed you did." Laughing further, G looked on to F with vile glee, his mouth extending out to reveal his sharp, monstrous teeth. "Now, I think it's time we replace the old guards... and get better ones to fall in line." With that, G gave a low hiss at F, opening his jaw as he prepared to drain his former co-worker of her oil.
Before he could bite into her, a blur came briefly into F's view, immediately pulling G off of F and knocking him to the floor. Trying to look up, G briefly caught a glance of Wade, his claws striking his face as the latter began screaming in a fit of rage. Though his visor didn't indicate it clearly, Wade didn't see what he was doing, only feeling as he slashed at G, screaming and wailing on him in absolute, vengeful fury for what he did to his brother.
F stared to her left as Wade violently attacked G, his claws and nanite tail slicing and stabbing into the disassembly drone without ceasing. Nathan too could only watch in shock (and slight horror) as he saw his friend ripping the murder drone apart through his raging episode.
F very much could tell G was already dead, but Wade kept slashing. Stabbing. Screaming. Eventually, F snapped herself out of her stunned trance as she saw smoke emitting from Wade. "Wade." She said lightly, no response. "Wade!" Said the warrior drone again, still nothing. "WADE!"
That snapped him out of his violent onslaught, Wade stopped as he took in fast, heavy breaths, observing the brutality he inflicted upon G. The drone was left almost unrecognizable, G's head and upper torso were nothing but oil and metal scraps. The only thing left even remotely intact were G's forearms and lower body, oil pouring out from said remains as Wade eased himself.
Examining himself, Wade could see his oil-covered claws, as well as smoke emitting from his arms. He was overheating. He needed fresh oil, and he needed it right now. Focusing on his body's needs, Wade pulled out one of his canteens before quickly opening it, proceeding to gulp down the entire bottle before gasping heavily.
As he recovered, F got up wearily, walking over to Wade as Nathan glanced over to Kurtis and Gerard, who'd managed to beat down the two shielded guards that had arrived to hold them off. "Wade, you okay?" F asked as the remaining damage on her arms healed up.
"Y..Yeah, I'm good." Wade said as a pained grunt from Ron immediately invalidated his claim. Looking over, Wade stared at his injured brother in shock, the man bleeding out from his wound as he tried to get himself up. "...Ohhhhh." Wade groaned in horror as he hastily ran over to Ron, landing on his knees as he looked his friend over. G's blade had went right through Ron, penetrating right through a portion of his heart. Even if they had a medic with them at this moment, there was nothing that could be done.
Despite the wound being obviously fatal, Wade clung to denial as he felt that he wasn't ready to lose his brother.
He wasn't ready for Ron to die.
"W-We can get you to the ship, have a doctor check on you! We can fix thi-!" Wade said frantically as Ron spoke ahead of him.
Wade...WADE!" Gripping Wade's hand, he tried to ease his panicked state. "It c-an't be helped."
Still trying to fight the reality of the situation, Wade glanced to G's corpse before immediately glancing back to Ron, the man trying to steady his weak breathing as he spoke to his brother. "Wade... Go with the team, help those drones."
Wade clenched his dying brother's hand. "I'm NOT gonna leave you again!"
"...You never did." Ron replied with a weak smile as his body began to fail, Wade shutting his digital eyes tightly before opening them at Ron's insistence. "Wade, you're... one of the be-est people I've met in all my life. If I... was g-given a chance to start over again... I wouldn't have picked anyone else to be my brother... but you."
Such touching words brought a small digital tear from Wade's eyes as he tried to force a smile, but his grief weakened him so that he could only crack a faint hint of one. Feeling Ron's grip strengthening a bit, Wade listened to his brother. "Wade... p-promise me one thing." The drone nodded as Ron gave his last words to a teary-eyed Wade. "Find Tina. I-I know she's... still here, with us. K-keep her safe."
Wade's grief began to take hold again as he felt Ron's grip weaken. "Ron?" He said as he saw Ron's face seemingly trail off, his grip weakening ever more. "...Ron?" Wade croaked again, his voice like that of a whimpering dog as he loosened his own grip on Ron's hand. Said hand fell back down to the man's body as the reality of the sight before Wade finally hit him. The reality that his brother was dead.
The reality that Ron was now gone.
Immediately, Wade broke down, burying his face into Ron's bloodied chest and gripping his jacket tightly as he began sobbing. Of all the things that had to befall him throughout today, losing his brother was something he hadn't considered. He thought that they would both get this feud with the company over and done, then just go home and try to fix what was left of the house after the mugging the Carters went through, or perhaps even find Tina and spend the week together while this whole bloody event died down.
So many plans, so many more things he hoped to experience with Ron... and now it all died before his eyes, dying with Ron after he succumbed to death. Wade's weeping grew slightly in intensity as he continued mourning his brother. He couldn't have sat there for any more than a minute or two, but to Wade it felt like hours.
The aura and Wade's low cries afflicted everyone in the room, Nathan held a hand up to his mouth as he merely looked on at his friend mourning his bond-borne relative. Kurtis looked downward in silence as Gerard looked away from the sight, not wanting to expose the pained anger he felt to his comrades. Even F couldn't help but hold back a tear. Sure, she hadn't known Ron or the others around her all THAT well, but the failure to protect Ron was something that troubled her immensely. She hated failing the people she had sworn to protect, and yet here she was, watching one of them quietly weeping over their brother's corpse.
Even then, she knew that they still had a job to do. Ron knew that too. So, steadying herself, she slowly walked over to the crying Wade, putting a hand on his back as he lifted his head up. "Wade... I-I'm so sorry." The drone didn't speak, merely nodding as F continued in the nicest tone she could. "I don't want to seem uncaring, but... You heard Ron, we need to keep going." Readying a radio from her hand, she finished with, "I'll get us some help for the conversion bay."
Wade steadied himself as he gasped shakily for air. "...Right... Yeah. We need to keep moving."
Speaking through the radio, F explained the situation as she saw the reinforcements they were about to call, several humans and drones marching inside the hallway as they prepared for the coming assault. "F to Transport Chi, good to see the cavalry here. We're almost to the conversion bay, but... we've got wounded here. I'm sending Nathan back with the dead shortly, have some body bags ready. F out." Shutting off the radio and swapping it for a hand, F looked to her admirer. "Nathan, could you get Ron back to the ship? Wade wouldn't want to leave him here like this."
"...S-Sure thing, Ma'am." Nathan said, re-affirming F's current authority as he picked up Ron's body, Wade merely staring off into the floor before looking towards the doorway leading to the elevators. As Nathan began to walk with Ron's corpse, he stopped, glancing with sorrow to Wade once more. "...I'm so sorry, Wade." With that, he continued onward, hoping to ensure that Ron could be brought back to have the proper respects paid once this was all over.
As Nathan left the group, Wade kept staring at the doorway, a newfound fire burning in his core. They murdered him. They murdered Ron. And he was eager to make someone pay. He couldn't rest until blood spilled, and with more guards most certainly being on the other end of the factory ahead, Wade could feel hot rage burning through his currently cool oil. He might've been willing to let these corporate punks off with a few dead people, but with this.... This was personal now.
Posturing himself on one knee, Wade looked to the floor, eyes shut as he spoke to F. "F... Are you up for a little killing today?"
F, despite her incentives to help rather than hurt, couldn't help but sympathize with Wade. "...Normally, I'd try to keep blood and oil from spilling. But after what just went up here.... Yeah."
A sinister grin formed on Wade's face, the vengeful drone readying a blade in between his words. "Good, cause I sure as hell am!"

“Well, Sir, the stress of being a moonshineSasquatch Hunter wuz a’startin’ to wear on your old Uncle Roy. I dee-cided it wuz plum time to up and have me one of them thar fancy vacations. So I booked me a cabin on the world famous luxury cruise line, Sasquatch Fiesta Cruises!”
“I was to board that thar boat in Jacksonville, Floridy. I knowed it would take fer fuckin’ ever to git down thar on my mule and wagon, so I rented me a BMW M Series fer the ride. I also decided I better git me sum new duds since I heard them thar cruise boats are pussy magnets, and I wuz aiming to git my old wang wet a time er two on the trip. So I bought me 3 brand new pair of overalls at the WalMart, and a fancy new pair of steel toed boots at the hardware store.”
“Now, I like to travel light. I had me one Glad Hefty bag filled with my new duds, a duffle bag full of guns and ammo, and my brief case filled with narcotics, ruffies, muscle relaxants, sum sweet H, and sum other assorted pharmaceuticals. Finally, I threw together a tackle box and grabbed a couple fishing rods cuz, ya know, I am gonna be on a boat. I wuz ready to rock!”
“I headed out the next morning. I headed east to I-95, then turned right. When I got down to Savannah, GA, I seen a billboard advertising nekkid titties. It wuz one of them thar stripper bars! And with a name like “The Bango Tango”, it twere jest too tantalizing not to stop!”
“So I wheeled into the parking lot. I noticed that this wuz a combo gas station-stripper hut. I thunk this made a helluva lot of good sense. Whoever thunk up this thing has Einstein-like genius in his old noggin! I filled up my ride with gas, then I went into the girlie bar.”
“Son, thar wuz titties and ass jest a jigglin’ in ever direction ya looked! I knew I didn’t have long a’fore I got ta git my ass back on the highway cuz I did not want to miss my boat. So I picked out the cutest little lass I seen in the place. Her name wuz Jiggles. I paid old Jiggles fer a couple dances. She wuz a real professional, telling me I was cute and hangin all over me. But I know’d better. She wuz jest doing her job of whoring as much cash outa me as she can. But I had the upper hand!”
“I leaned over and asked Jiggles if she would like a little taste while I tapped my nose with my finger. Jiggle’s eyes lit up like a child spying a shit-ton of presents under the tree on Christmas morn. I told her I had to depart on a trip to Jacksonville, and that if she wants she can tag along and we would have sum fun. Of course, I handed her 5 hundies fer her troubles and so she could get a ride back home.”
“Jiggles wanted to come with me, but she seemed a wee bit apprehensive. I pulled out a little baggie and gave her a taste of the white stuff. After that she wuz sitting on my lap and stroking my rod. I asked her if she was in on the deal. She sed ‘Let’s go, baby!’ So off we went.”
“We wasn’t a mile down the road before Jiggles buried her face in my old lap, blowing my old tallywacker. I gave her some more blow and told her I wanted to fuck her. She suggested we pull over on the side of the road. I told her no. I sed ‘I got a boat to catch in 2 hrs. to cruise to them thar Bahama Islands.’ She asked if she could come along. I sed ‘Well, shit fire, I only got one ticket. But If you can ball yerself up then I can prolly smuggle you onboard in one of my bags. Is you up fer that?’ Jiggles said she wuz.”
“Then I pulled old Jiggles over on top of me. I leaned to the left so I could see the road as I drove. Jiggles sat on my lap facing me. Then I slide my big old hog leg up into her poon hole and started thrusting! We fucked like that fer miles. Then she dismounted, got on her hands and knees, and finished me off. She swallowed it all, missin’ nary a drop of my seed. Good girl!”
“I kept Jiggles on the dope fer the rest of the drive while I listened to a Bill Monroe CD I dun did brung. It twernt long before we made it to Jacksonville, then found the docks. There wuz a bunch of ships thar. Finally I found mine. It had “Sasquatch Fiesta Cruises” written on the side in big letters. The name of this particular boat wuz ‘The Knock And Howl’. ‘Here we is’, I sed.”
“I found me an old burlap sack in a nearby dumpster and stuffed old Jiggles into it. She wuz completely unconscious, stoned out of her head. I boarded ok and got all my shit, including Jiggles, through security (it took a nice meaty bribe, but I needed my guns and high-supply so it were worth it.)”
“I got to my cabin. God, what a shitty little hole in the wall. But, at least I had me a window that looked out over the water. I put on my new snappy duds and headed to the bar fer a drink.”
“I bellied up to the bar and ordered me a glass of apricot brandy. No luck. Then I ordered sum Rye whiskey. Agin, no luck. Then I sed ‘Ah, hell, jest bring me a glass of Jack on the rocks. I scanned the room and saw nuthin but yuppie scum. When I got my Jack I turned it up. ‘PUSSY SHIT!’, I thought. I called the bartender over. He looked like sum tap-dancing faggot. I asked, ‘What the fuck you mean by watering down that whiskey, boy?!?’”
“The bartender claimed that he did not water it down. So I asked him what proof the liquor wuz. He sed it be 90 proof. I sed, ‘90 PROOF?!?! What kind of bullshit is THAT?!? I don’t drink nuthin less than 190 proof! BRING ME SUM REAL LIQUOR, YA PRISSY-ASS COCKSUCKER!!”
“The ding dong disappeared fer a moment. He reappeared with a couple security officers. One of the officers sed ‘Sir, I am going to ask you to leave the bar right now.’ I told ‘em both to get fucked. I sed I came here fer a drank, and I ain’t a’leavin before I git one, a REAL drink. That’s when the security guards put thar hands on me.”
“I spun around, easily away from them pussies. I kicked the first one in the balls then punched him in the throat. THUMP!! He hit the floor hard. I turned to find the other security flunky upholstering his taser. I yanked that contraption outa his hands, punched him square in the face, then watched him hit the ground. I then took this opportunity and tased the shit out of this dick-head’s nards. The little twat pissed all over his self.”
“Then I found the homo bartender. I yanked his ass outa that bar and dragged him to the deck. As we arrived on the deck I asked the little fucker ‘Has you ever been fucked by a North Carolina redneck?’ Sheepishly he sed ‘no’. I sed ‘Well, you have now!’ Then I picked up the twig boy and threw him over the side of the ship. He shrieked as he fell, then there wuz a ‘SPLASH!!’ Heh heh heh!! “
“I then decided to go back to my room to have a nip of shine from my own personal collection that I brung with me. I had not even had time to get settled in my room before people started banging on my door. It wuz the goddamn boat fuzz. They told me I wuz under house arrest and would be transferred to appropriate authorities at our next port. Until then, I had to stay in my room, which had 2 armed guards standing outside. ‘What kind of bullshit is this?’, I thought.”
“After a few more sips of hooch I decided I would try fishing. I got out my tackle and tied me an old curly tail crappie jig on my spinning rod. When I wuz ready, I walked over to the window. That motherfucker would not open. ‘SHIT!’, I thought. What kind of rat bastard puts a winder on a boat that ya can’t open? Well, they wuz not gonna stop me from getting in a little fishing! I went to my gun bag and pulled out my loaded .480 Ruger revolver. I unloaded it on that thar winder. BAM!! BAM!!BAM!! BAM!! BAM!!!!!”
“Well, Sir, That sure dun the trick! The whole fucking winder wuz gone. Now I could drop a line down the side of the boat and troll my jig! And I wuz about to do jest that when them 2 boat cops busted in to my room, telling me to drop my fishing rod and lie on the floor. They demanded to know what happened. Clearly they had heard the gunshots. Well, it took sum quick thinking, but I pulled it off.”
“I sed ‘It wuz PIRATES!! They wuz a boat of ‘em down below my window. I shot them fuckers my middle finger cuz this here is an American boat! I yelled down at them boys on their little skiff ‘We is the red, white and blue, which means FUCK YOU!’ I told the boat cops that the pirates were prolly still down thar. They both approached the broken winder, oblivious to the evidence suggesting the window wuz blown out from the inside. As those two nitwits stood in front of the broken window, I started running at ‘em and drop kicked both assholes out the winder, where they then fell several stories to the ocean below! Ha ha ha ha!!! Fuck ‘em.”
“I wuz gettin hungry and decided to go up and find me sum vittles. But with these boat fags running around all excited, I decided to arm myself fer this sojourn around the ship.”
“I found me a nice lil restaurant onboard. While I wus not exactly dressed to thar standards, the nice fella gave me a dinner jacket to wear, then showed me to my table. My waitress wuz a cute, and very tight, hottie named Sasha. She clearly had a Russian accent. I figured she wuz trying to earn money fer college er sumthang. She wuz a good girl too. I asked her to place my napkin across my lap. I had my hard wang a’hanging out and throbbing. She dun what she wuz told and did not skip a beat, except to say ‘Oh my!’”
“I had me a couple glasses of Scotch, neat, before dinner. I started off with a nice fish soup, followed by a tasty lil salad. Then Sonya served me the entre I ordered: a 16 ounce prime rib, rare, with a baked tater, and a bottle of Cabernet. I sunk my teeth inta that meat and I got to tell ya, it wuz fan-fucking-tastic. In fact, the entire meal wuz spectacular, the best I have had in ages.”
“I finished my dinner with a warm glass of brandy and a cigar, a Padron 1964 Maduro. THIS wuz the life! Old Sonya stopped by my table. She dropped a room key on my table and asked me to join her in 15 minutes. I smiled, then nodded. As she walked away she sed with a sexy Russian accent, ‘See you in a few, Roy.’ Her ass looked like 2 bald midgets making out under a blanket.”
“Then .... BOOM!!! My alarms went off. I never told Sonya my name. How does she know my name?!? Somethang is wrong. But, ya see, she wuz hot and I wanted to fuck her. In 15 minutes I picked up her door key, stood up, and walked out.”
“Now, this is a big assed ship. I am not too proud to admit that I got lost as hell. At one point I ended up in a dance contest in front of an INXS cover band. I admit that I had a couple more drinks and dry humped a couple drunk horny bitches while thar. Then I stopped into another restaurant and had me sum dessert, a Tiramisu, along with a couple glasses of wine. It wuz delicious!”
“After I wuz about 2 hours late fer my rendezvous with Sonya, I got me a mate to help me find her room, which we did. I hoped she would not be too pissed. I knew how to handle this sort of situation, however. I pulled my dick out and knocked on the door.”
“After a few moments the door opened. It wuz Sonya. She sed she thought I wuz not coming. I sed ‘Honey, we both is cumin’tonight!’, then I winked at her. She invited me into her cabin and locked the door behind us. Then, shit got REAL weird, REAL fast.”
“Sonya stood in front of me and sed ‘Roy, I am afraid I lured you here under false pretenses.’ The voice wuz different. It was not Sonya anymore. It wuz a MAN’s Voice! Then she removed her wig. IT WUZ A FUCKING DUDE!!!! Holy shit, I got Shanghaid by a triangular sexual pervert! I immediately pulled my FNX Tac .45 acp.”
“The man spoke with a heavy Russian accent. He sed ‘ROY! ROY!!! DON’T SHOOT!!!!! IT’S ME.....BORIS!!!!’ My Trijicon red dot sight wuz squarely on this fuckers’s forehead.”
“I knew that name, and it brings me no pleasure when I hear it. I paused as the man frantically removed his bitch makeup and eyelashes and such. When he wuz done it wuz clear who this were. It wuz old Boris.”
“You are already familiar with Old Boris from the Nephilim story. Boris lured me to Afghanistan under the pretext that I wuz gonna help him and the dirt rat-bassturd Soviets kill sum Nephilim monsters that had been decimating their troops. Only it turned out that Boris was a homosexual stalker who decided he wanted to murder yer old Uncle Roy once I made it clear that I wuz not gonna play “hide the salami”.
“I sed to Boris, ‘You degenerate tick-turd, the last time I seen you I had jest literally blown you to fucking pieces with the machine guns on that helicopter. Why ain’t you dead, asshole?’ Boris grinned like the cat that up and raped the canary. I sed ‘Wipe that stupid grin off yer face, you commie cocksucker. They ain’t no Soviet Union anymore. At best, Russia is just a Third World banana republic with leftover fissile material and a shit-head leader with a lot of penis envy. Now, explain yerself instanter or Ima gonna shred yer fucking brain with this here gun in my hand!’”
“Old Boris sed, ‘OK, Roy, you win. Yes, you did shoot me and throw me out of that helicopter all those years ago in Afghanistan. But as you were up there in the air flying around and concentrating on the raging Nephilim, my comrades recovered my body and replaced it with another body...one of the soldiers you killed. Then, when you circled back around to take your vengeance on me with those cannons mounted on the helicopter, you had no idea that a switch had been made. You opened fire on a difference corpse, a nobody.’ I sed ‘Boris, you is one sneaky sack of dog shit. But, I double-tapped you with my pistol in the helicopter. How did you survive THAT?!?’ Boris responded, ‘Roy, those were shots from a .380. That’s PUSSY SHIT! I dug the slugs out of my head myself, with a pocket knife.’”
“Boris wuz right about that. But I wuz under duress and had to grab what I could. Then I sed to Boris ‘Well sir, this here shooting iron fires the good old USA, .45 ACP, 230 grain. So you is fucked. Bye bye, sweetheart!’ But before I could pull the trigger I heard a door open behind me, then a voice sed ‘DROP YOUR GUN, ROY!’ I looked over my should and almost passed out from fright and surprise: IT WUZ A FUCKING BIGFOOT!!!! And it had a gun pointed right at me!!!”
“I turned back to Boris with a look on my face that sed ‘WTF?!?!’. Boris smiled, then sed ‘Meet my associate, Roy. We call her ‘Bobo’. I sed ‘alright, what the fuck is going on here?!? That’s a goddamn Bigfoot, and it’s holding a gun and talking like a person.’ Boris jest laughed, and Bobo demanded that I drop my gun. I had to make a decisive move, and fast.”
“In a flash, I spun my body as I dropped to my knees. When I hit the floor I wuz facing Bobo. BAM!! BAM!!! I blasted both it’s kneecaps out, and it hit the floor with a thud. It wuz pure John Wick stuff, but in real life! I walked over and picked up Bobo’s gun and inspected it. It wuz a goddamned Hi Point. I wuz disgusted. I kicked Bobo hard in the head and called it a ni**er because of its cheap gun choice. Then I dropped the mag and brutally pistol whipped the beast.”
“Eventually, Boris’ cries and pleas for me to stop beating Bobo pierced my rage and I stopped. I looked at Boris and sed ‘I’m gonna cripple you fer this!’ Then Boris sed he would tell me what’s going on and that, if I still wanted to kill him after his story, then I could. I told old Boris that I did not need his permission fer anything, then busted him in the face with the butt of my gun. Blood gushed from his nose. Then I sed, ‘Git too it, asshole. Tell me yer fucking story!’”
“Boris looked at the blood on his hands and shirt, then he looked at me with acute disdain. I answered his malignant stare by saying ‘Fuck you, commie!’ Boris composed himself. He is, afterall, a fucking Soviet war criminal. Homo or not, he is a tough sumbitch. Boris motioned fer me to sit down, which I did. Boris did the same, then began telling me a story.”
“Boris began, saying “Roy, have you ever heard of “Project Twinkle Toes”, also known as PTT?’ I sed ‘fuck no. That sounds like faggot shit!’ Boris continued, ‘The project was named after one of your recent leaders.’ I responded, ‘Oh, you mean that rat-bastard, Obama?’ Boris sed ‘That is correct.’ Boris then got up, poured us some Scotch from the same bottle, and handed a half-full glass to me. Boris drank first, to indicate that the liquor was not drugged. Then Boris sat back down and continued.”
“Boris began again, ‘Roy, you know that Obama and Putin were in bed together. There was major collusion on Syria and Iran. For the most part we were satisfied with Obama’s work for the Kremlin. But then, toward the end of his second term, Obama started rigging the 2016 elections for Hillary, and against Trump. Putin was very displeased with this. Putin did not want anything to do with Hillary.’ I sed ‘Why not? Wuz Putin scared of that vile bitch, Hillary Clinton?’ Boris laughed. Then he sed ‘Hillary was in bed with the Saudis and would lose the election due to all the fraud and money laundering occurring through the phony Clinton Foundation. Plus, she was already Colluding with us through Fusion GPS. Hillary was in too deep. She needed to be put out of service. As such, it brought us great dismay when Putin puppet, Obama, began to affirmatively assist Hillary’s campaign by utilizing the vast resources of the American government to assist her by spying on the Trump Campaign.’ I asked ‘How does Bobo fit into all this?’”
“Boris continued, saying that Russia attempted to run a honey pot scam on Obama whereby one of their super hot spies would infiltrate the White House and then seduce Barack. With such blackmail material, Putin could destroy Barack if he refused to play ball.”
“Boris continued, ‘You see, Roy, we needed a spy that would appeal to Barack. We looked at Michelle Obama as a guideline. Unfortunately, we have no 7’ tall gorilla women in Russia. The only thing we had that closely resembles Michelle Obama is Sasquatch.’ I thought, ‘Hmmmmm. You make a good point.’ I nodded my head.”
“Boris sed ‘we captured a female Almasty, the Russian Bigfoot, and trained her to speak and act with human mannerisms. Our selected concubine is Bobo there, who you just knee-capped. Training Bobo was slow and laborious. We failed to meet our deadline, and then Obama left office. The matter became moot.’”
“Now, this was all interesting and such, but it really did not explain anything. I asked Boris what the hell he and Bobo are doing on this cruise ship. Essentially, when Project Twinkle Toes ended, Boris got stuck with Bobo. He was ordered to execute it. But Boris did not want to kill her. Instead, he defied orders and took Bobo.”
“I had to ask, ‘So what are you and Bobo doing on this here boat? Are you two dating? You know, are you boning that hairy bitch?’ Boris assured me he was not fucking Bobo. He was, however, tricking her out to Johns. I sed, ‘Boris, are you outa yer fucking mind? You is pimping out that dirty ape? Get the fuck outa here!’ Boris sed ‘Well, Yes, I was, until you crippled her, you fucking hillbilly maniac!’ I did not particularly like the dark look on Boris’ face when he sed that thar last part.”
“That’s when Boris dropped a bombshell on me. He sed ‘Roy, Bobo is your daughter.’ I responded with a ‘fuck you, Boris.’ Then Boris sed ‘It’s true, Roy. Remember that night at the whore house in Cambodia?’ I sed ‘Hell Yeah! We blew all those ching-chongs away then torched their hut!! Ha ha ha!!! The smoke from the fire smelled like Sesame Chicken!!’ But Boris shook his head.”
“Boris continued, ‘No, Roy. Before that. You and I were banging 2 whores in that dark room and you blew your load on me.’ I sed “oh hell, Boris, don’t bring yer damn homo fantasies back up. I already dun told ya that I don’t swing that way, you know...the fagula way.’ Then another dark look overtook Boris’ face, and he sed ‘I saved your seed, Roy. I preserved it. I thought it would provide an important DNA sample should the need arise.’ I sed ‘Horse shit! You saved it to drink it, you degenerate commie fuck!’ But Boris just shook his head.”
“Boris continued, ‘During Project Twinkle Toes we ran into problems. We could not train a genetically pure animal. The Almasty is just too willful and feral. So we genetically engineered a Bigfoot, and I used YOUR DNA from your semen.’ I had to think on this a moment. Most likely Boris is lying to me. That is how Russian intel guys operate. But, what if it is true?”
“I walked over to poor Bobo laying there in severe pain from the knee-capping I gave her. She was jest writhing in pain and whimpering. I stood thar fer a moment, jest pondering and gathering my thoughts. The wounded critter looked up at me, and in perfect English she sed ‘Father.’ Then I pulled out my pistol and put 2 bullets in Bobo’s Head. BAM!! BAM!!”
“Boris jumped to his feet and demanded to know why I killed Bobo. I turned to him and sed ‘Boris, you lyin rat-bastard, I don’t believe a word of yer shit. And even if I did, I don’t want no Bigfoot whore as a daughter. That’s fucked up!’”
“Well, right about then the goddamn boat police busted through the door, guns a’drawn and yelling fer everyone to get on the floor. Of course, in the fray that sneaky prick, Boris, snuck out of the cabin to make his getaway. The boat fuzz did not even notice cuz they wuz after me.”
“After I took care of them thar worthless boat cops, including throwin’ em out the window and into the sea, I took off after that rat-bastard, Boris. This here cruise wuz turning out to be a real pain in the rectum. But, if’n I could put a bullet in this dick’s head, then it would make the trip worthwhile.”
“I ran out the cabin, up sum stairs and ended up on deck. Thar wuz assholes milling around everywhere. I wuz a‘ brandishing my old .44 magum now, so all the pussy soy boys started freaking out. They wuz hootin and hollaring, sum even yelled that I wuz a terrorist.”
“As I ran down the rail on the deck this buff tuff guy jumped out in front of me. He wuz all pumped up, like sum sumbitchin’ body builder. He crouched in fighting position, like he wuz gonna try and be a hero. After I crushed his skull with the butt of my pistol, I grabbed him by the seat of his britches, before he hit the deck, and tossed his ass over the rail and into the ocean, several stories below deck. What a fucking asshole.”
“Even though these pussy city folk were scattering, there were still too many fer me to get a bead on Boris. Now I had my a little surprise. I wuz hiding a buzz gun in my overalls. It twere an Ingram M10 .45 ACP, fires 30 rounds a second. I whipped out that beauty and sprayed fire across the deck. Everyone wuz either hittin the deck or diving overboard!”
“Thar he wuz! It were Boris, about 50 yards ahead, standing by the put-put course. Boris is a dick, but he is a Russian dick, tough as nails. No buzz gun gonna make him hit the deck. Then Boris took evasive action, but I wuz Hot on his ass!”
“Just then I heard the unmistakable sound of chopper blades. Then, BOOM, there she wuz: a helicopter appeared out of nowhere. It wuz already lowering a ladder to the deck on the bow. I wuz runnin’ full steam, but I were too late. Boris wuz already being lifted off the boat. I had my .44, but thar wuz no point cuz the chopper wuz starting to move away.”
“I stood thar, watching the whirlybird heading away. Then sumthang crazy happened: the helicopter turned and started coming fer the boat. It wuz coming in low too. I knew what that meant. I meant they wuz in attack formation! It also meant that the aircraft wuz Armed!”
“I wuz fucked, cuz I wuz way out on the bow, in the open. I turned and headed fer what cover I could find. It wuz at that thar moment I began hearing the barking report of the machine guns. They wuz 20mms, serious shit. I managed to git my ass hid as the machine gun fire wuz literally chewing up the deck. By this time prolly half the passengers had jumped overboard. The chopper wuz moving fast and approaching my position.”
“When the chopper passed I peaked outa my hide to have a look. I almost shit myself cuz of what I dun seen. Piloting the helicopter wuz a huge, hulking hairy thang. It were so big it had to hunch over to fit in that craft. IT WUZ A GODDAMNED BIGFOOT!!! That rotten Boris has got him an entire special ops force of them thar critters!! What a fucking asshole!!”
“As I pondered this here predicament, I heard 2 very loud explosions in quick succession. The entire boat quivered and shook. That Russian asshole had dropped bombs on the ship! Then the boat suddenly listed violently port side. We were going down, and FAST! I don’t know what Boris hit us with, but they wuz sum potent shit!”
“Well, old Boris and his Sasquatch air crew took off, as evidenced by the receding sound of the chopper blades. But we wuz sinking. I remembered seeing sum life boats back at the spot where I threw that bodybuilder faggot overboard. So I hauled ass in that direction.”
“When I got thar only one life boat wuz left, and it were full with sum bitches and squalling brats. I told them bitches to get the fuck outa that thar boat. Well, the men helping them in the boat got all uppity, like they wuz white Knights er sumthang. Unfortunately fer them, their white knight armor wuz no match fer my .44 magum. After they wuz outa the picture, I hopped into the lifeboat and started throwing bitches overboard, into the ocean.”
“I managed to lower my boat into the sea, then cranked the outboard and headed away from the ship. I got away jest in the nick Of time too, cuz that ship suddenly went down, creating a horrific undertow that probably drowned a hundred people. Whew!!”
“So, I managed to find me another boat. It wuz one of them thar Sea Ray cruisers with all that nice teak wood in the cabin. I threw the fucking crew overboard, then plotted a course back to the dock on the chart plotter. In about an hour I wuz back at the dock in Jacksonville. Some of the security people started barking a lot of questions at me, but my .44 answered all of them. Also, there wuz talk of sum kind of disaster at sea, so everyone seemed preoccupied with that.”
“I made my way back to my rented Beamer, hotwired it, and took off. Once I wuz on I-95 headed north I decided I wanted to smoke me a cigar. I started lookin fer my torch lighter and found a pair of panties. I sniffed ‘em... they wuz fresh. At first I wuz puzzled. Then it dawned on me: JIGGLES!! Oh shit!!! I fergot all about that dumb bitch, Jiggles. I never even took her out of the bag I closed her up in to smuggle her onboard the ship. I wondered what had happened to that bitch. Then I started to laugh. Heh heh heh heh!!!”

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This is the last time I'll post about this...my "Hail Mary" if you will.
My hope is that one of the good folks there in BG picked up this bag and just isn't sure what to do with it. On the evening of April 5th while travelling through BG from Alabama to Ohio to take my daughters to see the eclipse, I accidentally left a duffle bag that looks similar to this one (https://www.swissgear.com/swissgear-3053-22-duffel-bag...) on the roof of my car when I left the Huck's gas station on Hennessy Way. I turned left onto Hennessey way and turned left again on Porter Pike, circling back around on Corvette Drive because I had realized my mistake.
I realized almost immediately that the bag wasn't in the car, and in the 4-5 minutes it takes to drive this loop back to the Hucks, the bag most definitely fell off my car and was picked up by someone. We drove the loop nearly a dozen more times looking for it and even stayed overnight to check in the daylight...it was gone.
I am hoping that someone will come forward here or to drop the bag off with the amazing Bowling Green PD who have been excellent to me in taking a report and documenting everything thoroughly. That bag contained not just clothes and games, but honestly held one of the best tools I have for connecting with my two young girls, who have been very into video games these last few years, and as dumb as it sounds the thing that makes me want to cry the most about losing it is the sentimental value in that specific console (customized to match the colors of the Super Nintendo I had as a kid), the time spent with my girls, and my inability to replace it and all of those games at this time.
I know the reward is a pittance compared to the value of what's inside, but if you've somehow heard anything or happen to be or know the person who found this random dufflebag on the night of April 5th somewhere near Hennessy Way / Corvette Drive, it would really mean the world to me and my girls if you reached out to me or took it to the Bowling Green police. Thanks so much, Bowling Green!
P.S. - I vaguely remember someone in a semi stopping in my rearview mirror after they crossed Louisville Rd in front of the Sonic..it may very well have been to pick up my bag because I didn't realize until about a minute later that it was missing. If so, I doubt that was local traffic from that industrial area but I'm still hoping it was a local because that's the best lead I have.
This sub won't let me attach an image to my post for some reason, but you can see it in my profile in other posts.

This is the last time I'll post about this here...my "Hail Mary" if you will.
My hope is that one of the good folks there in BG picked up this bag and just isn't sure what to do with it.
On the evening of April 5th while travelling through BG from Alabama to Ohio to take my daughters to see the eclipse, I accidentally left a duffle bag that looks similar to this one (https://www.swissgear.com/swissgear-3053-22-duffel-bag...) on the roof of my car when I left the Huck's gas station on Hennessy Way. I turned left onto Hennessey way and turned left again on Porter Pike, circling back around on Corvette Drive because I had realized my mistake.
I realized almost immediately that the bag wasn't in the car, and in the 4-5 minutes it takes to drive this loop back to the Hucks, the bag most definitely fell off my car and was picked up by someone. We drove the loop nearly a dozen more times looking for it and even stayed overnight to check in the daylight...it was gone.
I am hoping that someone will come forward here or to drop the bag off with the amazing Bowling Green PD who have been excellent to me in taking a report and documenting everything thoroughly.
That bag contained not just clothes and games, but honestly held one of the best tools I have for connecting with my two young girls, who have been very into video games these last few years, and as dumb as it sounds the thing that makes me want to cry the most about losing it is the sentimental value in that specific console (customized to match the colors of the Super Nintendo I had as a kid), the time spent with my girls, and my inability to replace it and all of those games at this time.
https://preview.redd.it/tg1gezoay2wc1.jpg?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c181c1704fb05a7816a967cce97729284b9c63f
I know the reward is a pittance compared to the value of what's inside, but if you've somehow heard anything or happen to be or know the person who found this random dufflebag on the night of April 5th somewhere near Hennessy Way / Corvette Drive, it would really mean the world to me and my girls if you reached out to me or took it to the Bowling Green police. Thanks so much, Bowling Green!
P.S. - I vaguely remember someone in a semi stopping in my rearview mirror after they crossed Louisville Rd in front of the Sonic..it may very well have been to pick up my bag because I didn't realize until about a minute later that it was missing. If so, I doubt that was local traffic from that industrial area but I'm still hoping it was a local because that's the best lead I have.

From Trex to Tyler Daley, Creatures to Calibre.
40 tracks from across the scene, all building to a No.1
Tracklist and links here… 👇🏻
The40 Episode.1
https://soundcloud.com/dj-d-mix/the40-ep1-d-mix
Mix1 40 - Marly Marl - Feel Deep (Metalheadz) 39 - Break - Overstayed (Symmetry) 38 - SubMarine - Double Down (Flexout) 37 - Submorphics - Galattico (ThirtyOne) 36 - Heron Flow - Fallin 4 U (ThirtyOne) 35 - Trex - Scrape (Metalheadz) 34 - Sevin - Swerve Me (Fokuz) 33 - Dunk - Hot Like Sauce (Face of Jungle) 32 - M-Zine - I Know (Subtitles) 31 - Wreckless - House Music In Lockdown (Subtitles) 30 - Dillinja - Grimey (Need For Mirrors remix) (V) 29 - Particle - Fooling (Critical) 28 - Serpnt - Different Flex (C.I.A) 27 - Kasra - Bb.oo - (Critical) 26 - Untrue - One More Tune (The Sauce) 25 - Randall ft. Benny L - II Worlds (Mac2) 24 - Survival, Script & Filth - Colour Blind (Dispatch)
Shouts 23 - Kublai - Time To Think (FiveAlley)
Mix2 22 - Arcatype - Roll Call (Carbon) 21 - Creatures, ZeroZero & Ill Truth - Danny Bravo (Truth Hertz) 20 - Kublai, Total Science & Minor Forms - Big Talk (C.I.A) 19 - Genic - Panic (Dispatch) 18 - Dauntless - Shadowbeast (Dispatch) 17 - Rift - Pressure (Four Corners) 16 - >> Cause4Concern - Slimeball (Playaz) [Classic] 15 - SD - Like This (Dispatch) 14 - Trex - Lightroom (Sofa Sound) 13 - Dub Head - Silicon Mode (Sofa Sound) 12 - The Sauce - The Sauce (T>I remix) (The Sauce) 11 - Terri Walker ft. DRS - Rhythm Of Change (Wings Of A Hummingbird) 10 - Halogenix - I Told Ya (Gemini Gemini) 9 - Brainwork, mnml & MC Fokus - Clarity (The Chikara Project) 8 - Lenzman & Redeyes - Shine So Bright (FiveAlley) 7 - Channell. Motiv ft. Luke Truth - Substance (The North Quarter) 6 - Child Of Zeus, Tyler Daley - Small Circles (Calibre remix) (Tyler Daley Music)
Top 5 5 - Styke, switch/case & Steo - Let You Know (The North Quarter) 4 - Molecular & Carasel - The Funk Out (Sofa Sound) 3 - Teebee - The Lightning That Scarred Marrs (Subtitles) 2 - UMBRA - Moving Purpose (Flexout) 1 - Ed Rush - Scope (Blackout Music)

From Trex to Tyler Daley, Creatures to Calibre.
40 tracks from across the scene, all building to a No.1
Tracklist and links here… 👇🏻
The40 Episode.1
https://soundcloud.com/dj-d-mix/the40-ep1-d-mix
Mix1 40 - Marly Marl - Feel Deep (Metalheadz) 39 - Break - Overstayed (Symmetry) 38 - SubMarine - Double Down (Flexout) 37 - Submorphics - Galattico (ThirtyOne) 36 - Heron Flow - Fallin 4 U (ThirtyOne) 35 - Trex - Scrape (Metalheadz) 34 - Sevin - Swerve Me (Fokuz) 33 - Dunk - Hot Like Sauce (Face of Jungle) 32 - M-Zine - I Know (Subtitles) 31 - Wreckless - House Music In Lockdown (Subtitles) 30 - Dillinja - Grimey (Need For Mirrors remix) (V) 29 - Particle - Fooling (Critical) 28 - Serpnt - Different Flex (C.I.A) 27 - Kasra - Bb.oo - (Critical) 26 - Untrue - One More Tune (The Sauce) 25 - Randall ft. Benny L - II Worlds (Mac2) 24 - Survival, Script & Filth - Colour Blind (Dispatch)
Shouts 23 - Kublai - Time To Think (FiveAlley)
Mix2 22 - Arcatype - Roll Call (Carbon) 21 - Creatures, ZeroZero & Ill Truth - Danny Bravo (Truth Hertz) 20 - Kublai, Total Science & Minor Forms - Big Talk (C.I.A) 19 - Genic - Panic (Dispatch) 18 - Dauntless - Shadowbeast (Dispatch) 17 - Rift - Pressure (Four Corners) 16 - >> Cause4Concern - Slimeball (Playaz) [Classic] 15 - SD - Like This (Dispatch) 14 - Trex - Lightroom (Sofa Sound) 13 - Dub Head - Silicon Mode (Sofa Sound) 12 - The Sauce - The Sauce (T>I remix) (The Sauce) 11 - Terri Walker ft. DRS - Rhythm Of Change (Wings Of A Hummingbird) 10 - Halogenix - I Told Ya (Gemini Gemini) 9 - Brainwork, mnml & MC Fokus - Clarity (The Chikara Project) 8 - Lenzman & Redeyes - Shine So Bright (FiveAlley) 7 - Channell. Motiv ft. Luke Truth - Substance (The North Quarter) 6 - Child Of Zeus, Tyler Daley - Small Circles (Calibre remix) (Tyler Daley Music)
Top 5 5 - Styke, switch/case & Steo - Let You Know (The North Quarter) 4 - Molecular & Carasel - The Funk Out (Sofa Sound) 3 - Teebee - The Lightning That Scarred Marrs (Subtitles) 2 - UMBRA - Moving Purpose (Flexout) 1 - Ed Rush - Scope (Blackout Music)

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GOOOOD MORNING DRAUN!!! How are all you fine people doing this day? How was the week? I know mine has been interesting: new job, writing this chapter long hand, then typing and rewriting it. It was something, to say the least. Now onto the chapter. This week we have Kyroll and Martinez traveling to the hunting grounds, and stopping off to talk with Kyrolls boss.
I wont keep you any longer Let's get this Bread!!!
Kyroll’s truck lumbered down the dirt road heading out the northern exit of Celna. The old red pickup's engine struggled to keep time, occasionally popping like a gunshot when a cylinder misfired. Along with the horrible tuning, the otherwise calm evening's sounds were interrupted by the squealing timing belt and the grinding clutch.
If it was Martinez’s own vehicle, he might have some concern for the old beater, but it was not, so it was in no way his issue. If Kyroll did not want to give his vehicle proper care and maintenance, it was his problem. He would have to pay for it anyway.
Lord knew he and Nelya had enough money to fix the truck; they were loaded beyond anything Martinez could genuinely fathom. Yeah, he had a rough Idea, but he grew up in an LA ghetto, not on a massive plot of land that took an entire day to traverse.
Part of Martinez thought that the dereliction of care was just another example of Kyroll being stubborn to the point that it was detrimental—but that was likely just his negative bias against the man barking its objections to the man's existence.
Martinez looked back into the truckbed at their backpacks strapped down tightly, the light snow falling and sticking to them, the bed, and the road behind them.
Martinez could no longer see Celna, having left the outskirts of the town almost a half hour before. All that filled the truck's wake was cold, frozen over grass browned from winter.
Those dormant plants were juxtaposed with the coniferous trees crawling against the rugged road. The lush greens, blues, and whites breathed life into the otherwise glacially lonely forest.
“So where are we going to anyway?” Martinez asked, turning back toward the front and looking at Kyroll. It seems odd that we aren’t going to hunt on your land.”
“Do you have to ask questions?” Kyroll grumbled after shaking his head. I get that you are trying to make this work, but it’s not like we need to chat.”
Martinez rolled his eyes at the comment. Why did Kyroll have to be this obtuse about these concepts? Not only were they attempting to find common ground, but also the question itself. Even a layman would wonder why they were not going to utilize the thousands of square kilometers he and Nelya owned.
In Martinez’s mind, it made no sense at all. Why own all that lush, untamed wilderness if you would not traverse it? Nelya, Lysa and he had already been on a hike to the far side of their property. It was beautiful, and plenty of stags were out there; they saw thousands in a single afternoon.
“Yeah, I kinda do if we are going to make this attempt work. I genuinely want to get to know you,” Martinez replied.
Kyroll sighed in annoyance, a grimace crossing his face for a few moments before he waved his hand flippantly, “Fine, I will humor you.”
That was not the ideal way Martinez wanted the old soldier to treat his attempts, but he doubted their propinquity would improve fast enough for him to get much better, so the Human would take what he could get.
“Alight, so why are we not using your property as a hunting ground?” Martinez repeated but a bit more poignant.
“I have a better place. Just past my job site, there is a reservation; no hunters have been there in years, and they won't be for longer,” Kyroll explained, pointing at his dapad mounted to the dashboard, which showed off a large area labeled as Iritala reserve.
Martinez looked at the map, taking in the details of the sprawling forest they were deep inside. Funnily enough, unlike the map Lysa used when navigating from the airport, this one was set up using good old MGRS(Military Grid Reference System).
Martinez chuckled slightly at that; maps using this system are uncommon unless you plan to travel long distances overland, not roads. Hopefully, Kyroll will handle the map when they reach the reserve. Martinez could shoot an azimuth and use a compass, but it was not his specialty.
“So besides your company, no one can make it there?” Martinez questioned, following the roads on the map to the reservation, noting that all of them passed through sections labeled logging with several standard years going forward and back in time distinguishing zones.
“That’s right,” Kyroll nodded. It will just be you and me for the next few days. Sounds great, right, big guy?” He finished tapping Martinez’s chest with the back of his knuckles.
Martinez wondered how genuinely great that would be. He assumed the trip would likely be as pleasant as pulling teeth or possibly closer to getting kicked in the gooch.
His assumption of how pleasant things could be was only soured further when Martinez tried to break the next bit of awkward silence with further conversation. To his dismay, Kyroll seemed to have burned out his willingness to chat. No matter what he did to keep the old salt talking, all that was returned were curt answers that ended the conversation attempt quickly.
Do you like Music? No.
Do you enjoy your work? No.
What did you do while in service? I can’t tell you.
Eventually, after growing tired of Kyroll's repugnant personality, he decided to ask something stupid to get a rise from the old salt.
“Do you have a barbed stick up your ass?” Martinez questioned coyly.
Kyroll shook his head and sighed before answering in his familiar cold monotone, “No.”
Jesus fucking Christ, what is this guy? A fucking robot? He did not even smirk at the snarky comment.
Martinez had met drill instructors with more personality and gravitas. Even they could laugh at a joke or at least make fun of you back. But not Kyroll. No, it was all business all the time; that or he just truly did not care about the jab.
It did not matter at this point. Martinez had been trying to bridge their gap for thirty minutes, and if anything, they were drifting further apart, namely, because Martinez was starting to get pissed at the cold bastard.
If Martinez continued to slam against this brick wall of a man, he would flip his shit. That would do him no good at this point. So, instead of losing it on Kyroll and emphasizing yet again the importance of them being capable of basic cordialness, Martinez simply gave up for the time being.
Was it the best thing he could do? Likely not. Would the Marines back on the Jericho ever let him live it down if they learned he simply folded? Not a snowball's chance in hell.
Kyroll was not a grunt Martinez could order around with the weight of the title Doc. Pushing any harder would make the tumultuous situation even more volatile, so taking the tactical retreat was likely the wise option for the time.
Leaning back against the seat, Martinez flicked open his datapad, hoping he could doom scroll on military forums or possibly watch a video, but no dice. This far out in the boondocks, there was insufficient signal strength to send a text, much less do anything over the data net.
He should have seen that coming; Nelya’s house was the same way, and wherever they were going was even more remote. His only other option was to read the medical journals Shiksie had made him download.
Perusing those was an option, but with recent memories of Shiksie being dredged up when he attempted to open them, he chose a wiser choice. The Human leaned on the oldest and most sacred traditions of any military man with time to kill.
Sleep.
The Marines especially deified the act, having mastered its practice beyond any reasonable amount. In the dirt, rocks, hammocks, spare tires, up-armored roofs, and even waist-deep in a muddy foxhole, Martinez and the Marines had slept like babies in them all.
Because none of those seraphic options were available, he laid the seat back and told Kyroll to wake him when they arrived. A sharp grunt was all he got in response—at least, it was something.
Watching the powder fall outside, and the bows pass like a movie, it did not take long for Martinez’s eyes to weigh on him like anchors and sleep to find him.
Vehicles were a soft spot for the Devil Dolphin; sleep came easy whenever he was not driving. He was unsure if it was the rumble on the engine, the subtle rocking of the frame, or that he could go with the flow for those few moments. But what he did know was he found them as hypnotic as a lullaby.
—-
The thunderous slam of the driver's side door ripped Martinez from a blissful dream of him and Lysa lounging on a beach. The metallic clang instantly crushed the scenery of the crystal clear water, bleach-white sands, and Lysa splashing in the water while wearing a micro bikini.
Why was it that whenever Martinez was getting blissful sleep, something had to ruin it: ambushes, injured grunts, drunk morons, incompetent leaders, and now his pseudo-father-in-law.
Did God have it out for him or something?
Martinez’s ingrained reactions caused him to shoot up and reach toward the dashboard, where his STTK and rifle would be staged in an up-armored vehicle. But after jamming his knuckles into the nonexistent equipment, he yelped like a beat dog and realized where he was.
He was not in some dusty ambush on Verilon, readying to repeal an ambush from the Farq. It was just Kyroll being an asshole yet again.
“Vuric, wait here. I’m going to tell the supervisor where we are heading,” Kyroll sniggered, relishing Martinez's pain with a cruel grin. And try not to beat up my truck anymore. It’s not trying to hurt you.”
“I know what that means, you ass,” Martinez whinced, rubbing his hand, feeling the sharp pain of soft tissue wounds. At least he did not break or dislocate his finger.
“I know, and I don’t give a flying fuck, Lurip,” Kyroll shrugged and walked toward some building on the war side of the clearing he had parked them in.
Lurip? That was a new one. Based on context and the vile hiss in Kyroll’s voice, it was an insult or slur, but he had no idea what it meant.
After triple-checking his aching finger, Martinez looked outside the cab and spotted Kyroll amidst the bustling work area. It was strange, to put it mildly.
The camp almost looked like a military outpost, but enough details were different to make it evident that was not the purpose.
The dull khaki building Kyroll was heading toward was a prefab used often by the GU, the Military, and penny-pinching companies. Prefabs were enjoyed because they were cheap, could be folded into a half-meter by half-meter cube, and could be carried by two men.
Overall, the buildings worked fine in what they did. Just don't expect to live in the lap of luxury.
The rest of the camp was bustling with life. Trucks filled with logs went to and fro, weaving into the dozens of roads linking to the camp. Expertly traversing the massive industrial transports, men traveled between the other amenities scattered on the outskirts.
Circling half the clearing were a chow hall, barracks, Gee-dunk, head, motor pool, and what looked like some kind of recreation center. These were all built of massive timber, likely made by the workers.
Based on what Nelya had told Martinez about the lumberjack job Kyroll had, it made sense that the outpost had all these amenities. It would be difficult to sell such a dangerous job to people without them. You had to meet all the B’s to keep people happy, which was universal regardless of the species.
Peaking behind him and over the bed, Martinez saw the rest of the camp, almost a mirror image of the other half. But unlike the other side, this one had a detail that instantly drew the human's attention: an armed guard of all things.
Lazing about in a chair facing halfway in and out of the camp, the brown and green-furred alien let their HR-8 carbine lay across their lap. Now, that was a weapon Martinez had not seen in a long time—not since his unit's last stent with the GU Army.
That carbine is the primary weapon of most GU forces. While the Human military opted for the man-made C-7, he did not detest the laser blaster. It just did not compare to good old-fashioned gunpowder and lead.
What the Guard was protecting against was a complete unknown, but it could not be the threat of someone shooting back; he wore no armor, helmet, or camouflage—instead, he wore a simple bright orange jumpsuit with a belt bursting with charge packs.
He likely was charged with something similar to how Humans in the Arctic had guards for wolves or polar bears. What megafauna was out there to justify the presence was beyond Martinez; he did not know enough about the area's ecology to even guess.
Now that his mind was keyed in on the details of weapons, Martinez quickly realized that it was not just the guard who was armed; Everyone in the camp was. Every lumberjack had a pistol on hand, either in a drop holster or tucked dangerously into their waistband.
The excessive armament was not the only thing that raised a red flag in Martinez’s eyes.
Why were there so many Aviex?
Besides the guard, every person he had seen at this camp was of that rare platinum species.
The sheer quantity, while odd, was not the unnerving part about it. No, they were all watching him and were not attempting to hide it. Thousands of blood-red eyes stared at him with suspicion as they flowed past the truck and to their destinations; each look was coupled with pointing and conversations centered on the stranger in their midst.
Being in the open with all these armed men made Maritnez feel like a fox stuck in a trap. What he would not give to have a loaded rifle right now, but the weapon Nelya lent him was in the truck bed, and he barely knew how to operate it.
Trying to escape the stares, Martinez sunk into the seat, hoping the men outside would just forget he existed. But he was never that lucky. That only made the men adjust their paths to get a peak at the interloper in their midst.
Martinez knew the glares, glowers, and curiosity had to be because of Kyroll. His squad knew about him before they had ever met, and because these lumberjacks lived together for weeks on end, they also had to know about him.
It only made sense. The military operated the same way. Word had its ways of getting around, be it the E-4 Mafia, the Lance Corporal underground, Barracks parties, or hours upon hours drinking together. At times word seemed to travel faster than the speed of light if you used those methods.
Hell, Martinez had used that effect to his benefit more than once, spreading around hints of surprise inspections just so the Marines could be ready. Was it morally right? Martinez could not say, and he did not care. The Marines were his boys, and these Lumberjacks were Kyrolls, so whatever lies he spread around were reality to them.
After almost half an hour of trying to ignore the Aviex stares, Kyroll exited the prefab control building. Martinez could barely see him initially step outside and turn around, but once he did, the Human sat up, hoping Kyroll would not see him cowering from the judgemental stares.
It was odd; Martinez was perfectly fine with getting shot at, stabbed, blown up, going wrist-deep in guts, or fondling a dude's balls and checking for stragglers after a nasty night with a barracks bunny. But hundreds of people staring at him like an interloper skeeved him out.
Martinez watched Kyroll hoping the old man would pull the lead out of his ass and get him the fuck out of this camp. If Kyroll had spotted Martinez’s pleading look, he did not acknowledge it.
Instead, he turned about and waited as Burkla slinked out of the prefab and walked up to Kyroll. They chatted for a moment or two. The two men made almost no motions or gestures, so determining what they were talking about was impossible, but something unsettling transpired.
Burkla handed a massive black duffle bag to Kyroll while accepting a credit stick from Kyroll.
“What the fuck?” Martinez muttered, wondering what they were doing that looked like a drug deal.
Both looked right at him as if they heard him speak, causing a shiver to crawl down Martinez’s spine. Without missing a beat, Burkla smiled that same Cheshire grin as when they first met—when the Aveix man had insinuated a desire to kill him.
After Kyroll snapped at him, Brukla crawled back into the prefab, leaving Kyroll alone in the snow. Kyroll took a moment and looked out over the camp, at his datapad, and then toward Martinez.
Even at this distance, his sigh was visible and full-bodied. Whatever thought just crossed Kyrolls mind was something he was not happy with, but after tucking his datapad away, any hesitance melted instantly, replaced by his usual stony demeanor.
Kyroll was up to something. Martinez hoped the man could look past his issues for the sake of Lysa and Nelya, but this smelled dirty. And as the good old saying goes, if it smells like shit, looks like shit, it probably is.
Whatever Kyroll had planned for him, Martinez would be ready even if he had to stay up for the next few days and keep his pocket knife under his pillow.
For now, Martinez knew one thing—he had to get into that duffle bag.
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Farbod Azari
Knife, flagpole.

Based on my review of body-worn camera (“BWC”) footage from Metropolitan Police Department (“MPD”) officers that responded to the Capitol on January 6, 2021, USCP CCV footage, and other publicly available video footage, I have observed that, on January 6, 2021, AZARI was wearing a black jacket, a light-colored t-shirt with a black American flag on it, black Oakley-style sunglasses, dark pants, a tan belt, brown lace-up shoes, and, at various times, black knit hat and/or a red knit hat. I have also observed, at various points, what appears to be the handle of a knife visible in AZARI’s waistband, as depicted below:

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AZARI then jabbed the flagpole at the line of USCP officers, and appeared to make contact with one of the officers’ arms:

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Moments later, AZARI picked up a flagpole with a blue and white "Trump" flag off of the ground, raised it behind his head, took several steps towards the line of police officers and swung the flagpole towards the line of officers:

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1567371/dl
Ronald Balhorn
Wooden club.

Following this encounter, they proceeded to the Upper North Terrace, where they appeared to have an altercation with a U.S. Capitol Police officer. Mlynarek and Balhorn then proceeded to the West side of the terrace and entered the Capitol shortly after it was first breached by the mob. They remained in the building for nearly half an hour while Balhorn carried with him a wooden club or stick. Mlynarek later posted images of himself and Balhorn inside the building on social media.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/ptwo-michigan-men-arrested-felony-charges-actions-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Thomas Ballard
Baton, tabletop, bottle, pole, plank, etc.

According to court documents, on Jan. 6, 2021, Ballard was among the crowd of protestors at the lower west terrace of the U.S. Capitol building. While among the crowd of protestors at approximately 4:30 p.m., court documents say that Ballard used a police baton to repeatedly strike and hit police officers and pushed a piece of metal scaffolding at the legs of officers. In addition, court documents state that Ballard threw multiple objects at law enforcement, including a tabletop, a bottle of unknown liquid, a white pole, pieces of a wooden plank, and two other unknown objects.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/ptexas-man-pleads-guilty-felony-charge-actions-during-jan-6-capitol-breach-2
Logan Barnhart
Flagpole, baton.

According to court documents, on Jan. 6, 2021, Barnhart was part of a mob that confronted law enforcement officers at the Archway leading into the Capitol Building from the Lower West Terrace. During the violence, at approximately 4:27 p.m., another rioter - co-defendant Jack Wade Whitton - began striking at an officer with the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) with a crutch. As this was happening, Barnhart climbed over a banister and went up a set of steps leading to the Archway, towards the officer. Whitton grabbed the officer, first by his baton, then by the helmet and the neck of his ballistic vest. As he did this, Barnhart also grabbed the neck of the officer’s ballistic vest. He and Whitton, along with another rioter, then dragged the officer down the steps in a prone position and into the crowd, where other rioters beat the officer with weapons, including a flagpole and a baton. As a result of this attack, the officer sustained physical injuries, including bruising and abrasions.
Several minutes later, Barnhart returned to the Archway, where other rioters were slamming riot shields into the line of police officers. Barnhart pushed other rioters from behind, supporting them and propelling them forward into the line of officers. He then approached the line of officers and struck at them with the base of a flagpole.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pmichigan-man-sentenced-assaulting-officers-during-jan-6-capitol-breach-0
Matthew Beddingfield
Metal flagpole, metal rod.

According to court documents, on Jan. 6, 2021, at approximately 12:58 p.m., Beddingfield jumped over a barricade and charged toward a group of U.S. Capitol Police officers who were near the scaffolding that had previously been erected outside the southwest side of the building. A crowd surrounded the officers. At approximately 1:06 p.m., Beddingfield attacked the officers, jabbing at them with a metal flagpole he had brought with him. Soon thereafter, Beddingfield can be seen throwing a metal rod at law enforcement. He remained on the restricted grounds, moving about, before entering the Capitol at approximately 2:38 p.m. through a door on the upper west terrace.

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According to the government’s sentencing memorandum, when Beddingfield committed these acts, he was on conditions of pretrial release in Johnston County, North Carolina, while awaiting trial there on a charge of attempted murder.
Additionally, before the events of January 6, and specifically on November 17, 2020, Beddingfield wrote to an unidentified Instagram user, “Anyone who is in antifa deserves a slow death. They are literally communists.” Nearly a year after the events at the Capitol, on January 19, 2022, Beddingfield wrote to an unidentified Instagram user, “I’d like to reclaim America and it is fine if a few of my peoples enemies are ‘hurt’ in the process.”

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pnorth-carolina-man-sentenced-assaulting-law-enforcement-officers-during-jan-6-capitol
Aiden Bilyard
Pepper gel, bat.

According to court documents, on Jan. 6, 2021, at approximately 2:35 p.m., Bilyard was among a crowd of rioters illegally gathered in the Upper West Plaza of the Capitol grounds. He carried a gold-colored canister of “home defense pepper gel.” Bilyard pointed the nozzle of the canister at officers who were attempting to prevent the mob from proceeding further towards the Capitol Building. He then discharged the chemical irritant towards the group of officers. Immediately after he sprayed the irritant, Bilyard and other rioters overwhelmed the police line, causing the officers to retreat through a stairwell to the Lower West Terrace.
Bilyard also went to the Lower West Terrace. At approximately 4:10 p.m., he was in a group of rioters massed in front of a glass window to the Capitol Building. While there, he encouraged an individual who was striking the window with what a metal tomahawk. Bilyard was handed a bat, which he used to shatter the lower glass portion of the window. He then turned to face the crowd and clapped and shouted in an act of encouragement for people to start entering the building. Bilyard also entered the Capitol by crawling through the window that he had shattered.

https://insurrectionindex.org/records/person/aiden-bilyard/
Kenneth Bonawitz
8-inch hunting knife.

According to court documents, Bonawitz traveled by bus from Florida to Washington, D.C., to attend a rally on January 6 at the Ellipse. After the rally, Bonawitz marched with more than 1,000 individuals to the U.S. Capitol and was among the first of the rioters to push through a police defensive line on the grounds at about 2:28 p.m. at the building’s West Front. Bonawitz was carrying an 8-inch hunting knife in a sheath attached to his belt.
Bonawitz mounted the stage built for the upcoming Inauguration. He then turned and ran in the direction of the edge of the stage with both arms raised. He hurled himself at two Capitol police officers, knocking both to the ground, injuring one of them.
As other officers escorted Bonawitz away, they confiscated the knife and then released him back into the crowd. Seconds later, Bonawitz rejoined the mob and again confronted additional officers on a defensive police line. Almost immediately, Bonawitz assaulted four separate Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) officers in a melee.
As rioters pushed back against the police, Bonawitz shoved an officer, causing the officer to stumble forward. When the officer turned to face Bonawitz, he wrapped his arms around the officer from behind, inserted his forearm under the officer’s shield, then put the officer in a chokehold. He briefly lifted the officer off the ground and caused the officer to gag before struggling free of his grip.
Bonawitz assaulted two more officers before he began to exit the area around the West Front after being sprayed with a chemical agent.
As he exited Capitol grounds, Bonawitz gave two brief interviews to media outlets. In the first, Bonawitz stated, “I was up on the stage breaking through the lines. D.C. police maced me, hit me over the head with batons, and was kicking me in the side of the face.” In the second, a reporter asked him his name and where he was from. He replied: “Kenneth Bonawitz, Florida.”
Many of Bonawitz’s actions were video recorded by police body worn cameras.
Bonawitz was identified by a confidential source based upon his distinctive tattoos, Bonawitz’s own social media accounts, and his appearance on a Proud Boys meet-up poster that circulated in May 2022 in South Florida.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pflorida-man-pleads-guilty-felony-charges-related-actions-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Tim Boughner
Chemical spray.

According to court documents, video footage depicts Boughner among a crowd of rioters at the Capitol. At approximately 2:33 p.m., he used a chemical spray against the officers. Around this time, people in the crowd were throwing objects and deploying multiple chemical sprays against law enforcement officers who were attempting to secure the building. One minute later, Boughner again used the chemical spray against the officers. Later, he posted on social media about his actions that day. In a post on Jan. 6, he stated that he “started spraying” at the Capitol and “f---- those cops up.” On Feb. 17, he posted, “I have to share. My life has not been the same since this day … I still don’t know how I ended up on the capital steps having a pepper spray fight with the capital police.”

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pmichigan-man-charged-assault-law-enforcement-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Steven Capuccio
Baton.

During the “heave-ho” push, a police officer became pinned between the metal doors in the tunnel and a shield held by a co-defendant. Cappuccio saw this and then forcefully yanked the gas mask away from the officer’s face in hard quick movements, causing the officer’s head and neck to be yanked violently in various directions.
As he viciously ripped off the police officer’s gas mask, Cappuccio appeared to say, “How do you like me now, fucker?!” Cappuccio then took the officer’s riot baton out of his hands and used the baton to strike the officer in the face. Cappuccio later exited the tunnel, looked to the crowd, and pumped his fist into the air victoriously.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/ptwo-found-guilty-assaulting-law-enforcement-west-terrace-tunnel-and-other-charges-related
Lonnie Coffman
Molotov cocktails with napalm, cache of weapons with large capacity ammo feeder.

"The Molotov cocktail components were created so as to be particularly lethal, with a napalm substance inside that would stick to the target and continue to burn," prosecutors wrote in a detention motion. "The defendant had hundreds of rounds of ammunition, each of which could cost a human life. The pickup truck was parked in close proximity to the U.S. Capitol Building. And the handwritten messages in the defendant’s pickup truck raise grave concerns about his intentions, and suggest that these weapons were intended to be used in an effort to violently attack our elected representatives."
Prosecutors allege Coffman had five illegal firearms in addition to the Molotov cocktails and a "large capacity ammo feeding device."

Montgomery Advertiser - 'Bad guy,' 'Good Girl': Alabama man with Molotov cocktails in D.C. left alarming notes in truck, records show
Mason Courson
Baton.

During the violence, at approximately 4:27 p.m., another rioter, Jack Wade Whitton, climbed over a railing and began striking an officer with a crutch, also kicking him. Whitton then grabbed the officer and, along with Logan Barnhart and another rioter, dragged the officer down the steps and into the crowd. Courson, who was at the bottom of the steps, beat the officer with a police baton, as other rioters struck him with other objects. The officer sustained physical injuries, including bruising and abrasions.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pflorida-man-sentenced-prison-striking-officer-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
David Dempsey
Crutch, metal pole, mace.

In several still photos, he can be seen using various objects, including a crutch and a metal pole, as bludgeoning weapons or projectiles against the line of law enforcement officers protecting the tunnel in front of the west terrace entrance. Additional video footage shows Dempsey spraying officers with what appears to be a lacrimal agent.

https://insurrectionindex.org/records/person/david-dempsey/
Lucas Denney
Chemical irritant, large tube, pole.

According to court documents, for weeks leading to Jan. 6, 2021, Denney, a former military police officer and the self-declared President of the Patriot Boys of North Texas, a 3%ers-identifying militia group, gathered protective gear and weapons and recruited others to join his group and travel with him to Washington. In one message on social media, posted Jan. 1, 2021, he wrote, I’m so pumped brother. I can’t wait to be in the middle of it on the front line on the 6th.” Later, on Jan. 4, 2021, Denney expressed his expectation for “civil war,” claiming “Ww3 isn’t too far away though.”
On Jan. 6, Denney was outfitted in tactical gear. Soon after illegally entering the grounds, at approximately 1:30 p.m., Denney repeatedly confronted police officers protecting the Capitol. At the west side of the Capitol, he fought with officers at metal barricades, punching one of them in the face shield, sprayed what appeared to be a chemical irritant at officers on two occasions, grabbed and shoved an officer, and joined another rioter in launching what appeared to be a large tube towards a line of officers. He attempted to disarm an officer by grabbing the officer’s crowd-control spray, then swung a pole at the officer.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/ptexas-man-sentenced-prison-assaulting-law-enforcement-officers-during-jan-6-capitol
Timothy Desjardins
Broken table leg.

According to court documents, video footage depicts Desjardins assaulting multiple law enforcement officers in the tunnel area of the Lower West Terrace of the Capitol, at approximately 4:46 p.m. on Jan. 6, using what appears to be a broken wooden table leg. At the time, law enforcement was under assault from a crowd of other rioters who were pushing themselves into the tunnel and hurling various objects, such as a baton and table, at the officers.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/prhode-island-man-charged-assault-law-enforcement-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Israel Easterday
Chemical irritant.

As shown in YouTube Video 1, EASTERDAY approached a group of police officers, including USCP Officer 1, and appeared to put down the confederate flag. A moment later, EASTERDAY (circled in yellow) pointed what appears to be some sort of bottle at USCP Officer 1 (circled in blue) and sprayed him with what appears to be a chemical irritant (circled in red), as shown in Image 2 below.

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USCP Officer 1 has described to law enforcement, in sum and substance, that he believed he was sprayed with mace; that the irritant that sprayed him was different from the pepper spray used by the United States Capitol Police; that the irritant got in his eyes and caused him pain. Image 3 below, captured approximately two seconds after Image 2 above, shows USCP Officer 1 (circled in blue) turning away from EASTERDAY in reaction to being sprayed.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1559716/dl
Donald Hazard
Knuckle gloves, pepper spray.

According to court documents, Hazard was the Sergeant-at-Arms of the Patriot Boys of North Texas, a self-described militia. In preparation for attending the rally in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2021, Hazard gathered protective gear and other supplies including a military-style helmet, knuckle gloves, goggles, body armor, and pepper spray.
On January 6, a newspaper photographer recorded Hazard marching in Washington D.C. In that video, Hazard stated “Make sure you get my face and everything on your news channel. I want the enemy to know exactly who is coming after them.”
On Jan. 6, by approximately 2:00 p.m., Hazard was positioned under scaffolding that had been erected over the stairs on the northwest side of the U.S. Capitol building. As Hazard and other rioters attempted to climb the steps, they encountered United States Capitol Police (“USCP”) officers. Officer T.S. engaged with Hazard in order to force Hazard back; Hazard grabbed Officer T.S. as Hazard fell and continued to fight with Officer T.S. has the two fell down the stairs. Officer T.S. hit his head and was knocked unconscious. He also sustained injuries to his head, foot, and arm, some of which required surgery.
At another point on January 6, Hazard advanced towards a line of police officers on the west side of the Capitol with a cannister of pepper spray in hand. At approximately 2:56 p.m., Hazard entered the Capitol building via the Parliamentarian door and remained inside for approximately five minutes. Hazard also posted selfie-style videos, inside and outside of the Capitol building, in which he made statements such as “We’re here at the nation’s capitol and we’re storming it. We’re taking the Capitol. . . This is America baby.”

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/ptexas-man-sentenced-felony-assault-law-enforcement-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Shane Jenkins
Metal tomahawk, flagpole, metal walking stick, wooden pole with a spear-like point.

WASHINGTON (AP) — A Texas man who attacked the U.S. Capitol with a metal tomahawk — and is now the face of a website selling merchandise portraying jailed rioters as “political prisoners” — was sentenced Friday to seven years behind bars.
Shane Jenkins, 46, tried to smash a Capitol window with his tomahawk during the Jan. 6, 2021, siege. He also repeatedly threw makeshift weapons at police officers, hurling a desk drawer, a flagpole, a metal walking stick and a wooden pole with a spear-like point.

https://apnews.com/article/capitol-riot-tomahawk-shane-jenkins-d33fd96d4a8a747748d2a0a8adfb56d2
Justin Jersey
Large, gnarled stick, baton.

According to court documents, on Jan. 6, Jersey was part of a mob that confronted law enforcement officers at an archway leading into the Capitol Building from the Lower West Terrace. At approximately 4:26 p.m., Jersey was on the steps leading to the Archway and carrying a large, gnarled stick. He raised the stick behind his head and moved towards the Archway. Jersey eventually gave the stick to another rioter, but at 4:27 p.m., he sprang at the line of officers who were positioned at the opening of the Archway. He grabbed one officer’s face, knocking the officer to the ground, then grappled with the officer over the officer’s baton.
Another rioter then kicked the officer, who was still on the ground. As a result of the attack, the officer sustained serious physical injuries, including a laceration to his head, and bruising and abrasions to his body. Jersey, meanwhile, was able to grab another baton and used it to strike at other officers in the Archway.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pmichigan-man-sentenced-assaulting-officers-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Josiah Kenyon
Table leg with a protruding nail.

I again observed Josiah Kenyon with a deadly weapon; specifically, what appeared to be a table leg with a protruding nail at 5:02:38 pm. Josiah Kenyon strikes officers with the table leg.

https://www.justice.gov/media/1182791/dl
Markus Maly
Chemical irritant.

According to court documents and evidence presented by the government at trial, on the afternoon of Jan. 6, Maly pointed and sprayed a chemical irritant at a line of police officers attempting to secure the area of the Lower West Terrace of the Capitol Building. He additionally assisted co-defendants Jeffrey Scott Brown and Peter Schwartz with spraying law enforcement by taking a can of spray from Schwartz and handing the can to Brown. Later in the afternoon, Maly exited the tunnel area with a riot shield and testified that he intended to take the shield home as a trophy.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pvirginia-man-sentenced-assault-law-enforcement-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Christopher Manley
Metal rod, bear spray.

According to the statements of facts, Manley was captured on video in the Lower West Terrace of the Capitol, wearing a flak jacket, armed with bear spray, a collapsible police baton, and handcuffs as he approached the archway entrance. At approximately 2:53 p.m., he can be seen spraying bear spray at officers from the U.S. Capitol Police and Metropolitan Police Department, who were defending the entrance. He threw the empty bear spray container at officers a few seconds later, then used a second cannister to again spray the officers. He then threw this cannister, too, at the officers. Then, at 2:55 p.m., he accepted a metal rod from another rioter and threw it at the officers. Manley also wedged his body against a wall in the tunnel and used force to push the security door against officers defending the Capitol.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pflorida-man-sentenced-assault-law-enforcement-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Mark Mazza
Gun.

According to court documents, on Jan. 6, 2021, Baugh and a friend, Mark Mazza, illegally entered the Capitol grounds. Baugh was aware that day that Mazza was armed with a firearm. At approximately 2:50 p.m., both men moved up a staircase and to the West Front Terrace.

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Mazza, 57, of Shelbyville, Indiana, pleaded guilty on June 17, 2022, in the District of Columbia to assaulting, resisting, or impeding officers with a dangerous weapon and carrying a pistol without a license. He was sentenced earlier today to 60 months in prison. Following his prison term, he will be placed on three years of supervised release. He also must pay $2,150 in restitution.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pkentucky-man-pleads-guilty-felony-charge-actions-during-jan-6-capitol-breach-0
Ronald McAbee
Reinforced knuckle gloves.

After the officer was knocked to the ground, McAbee stepped into the Archway, grabbed the officer’s leg, and pulled him further towards the crowd. When a second MPD officer stepped off the police line to assist the downed officer, McAbee stood up, yelled at the officer who had stepped out to assist, and then swung his arms and hands towards the officer’s head and torso. McAbee made contact with the officer and was wearing reinforced knuckle gloves at the time of the assault.
McAbee then returned his attention to the downed officer and lifted him by the torso and shoulders. As a result, McAbee and the officer slid down a set of steps, with McAbee falling on top of the officer. The two landed in the crowd, where McAbee lay on top of the officer while other rioters assailed the officer for over 20 seconds before the officer was finally able to get up and work his way back to the Archway. The officer sustained physical injuries, including a head laceration, concussion, elbow injury, bruising, and bodily abrasions. The officer was transported to the hospital and treated for his injuries.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/ptennessee-man-found-guilty-felony-charges-related-jan-6-capitol-breach
Scott Miller
Pole/pipe.

According to CCTV footage, at approximately 4:31 p.m., BOLO #132 was located at the south side of the tunnel where he began to throw objects into the tunnel at MPD officers. Below is a still image taken from a public video (“Public Video 1”) 1 depicting BOLO #132 throwing what appears to be a pipe or a pole into the tunnel at officers:

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1559876/dl
Rodney Milstreed
Wooden pick handle.

According to court documents, before the events of Jan. 6, 2021, Milstreed planned to attend the "Stop the Steal" rally on the National Mall rally in Washington, D.C., to protest the results of the 2020 presidential election. Court documents say that Milstreed attempted to recruit friends to join him at the rally, procured a wooden club, injected steroids for several weeks, and worked out to get "jacked" ahead of January 6th. Milstreed indicated to others that he was prepared to "crack some skulls" at the Capitol.
On the morning of January 6, Milstreed took the train from his home in Maryland to Washington, D.C., carrying a wooden pick handle, approximately 4 feet long, with a blue "Trump" flag attached. Shortly before 1:00 p.m., Milstreed made his way to the restricted grounds of the U.S. Capitol and was behind the initial group of rioters who breached the police line at the Pennsylvania Avenue walkway. He then made his way to the front of the crowd at the West Plaza barricade, where he broke through the police line.

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While Milstreed was on the Upper West Plaza, shortly after 1:00 p.m., court documents say that he forcibly assaulted a group of U.S. Capitol Police officers by throwing his wooden pick handle, with the flag still attached, into the line of U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) officers attempting to prevent the crowd from advancing. The pick handle hit a USCP officer and glanced off the officer's helmet.
In addition to the assault on police, Milstreed assaulted an Associated Press journalist on the Upper West Plaza.

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Specifically, Milstreed grabbed the photographer's backpack and yanked him down a set of steps to the Lower West Plaza. After the victim stumbled to the bottom of the stairs, Milstreed shoved him and advanced toward him threateningly. Additional rioters surrounded the victim and continued the assault, dragging him through the crowd, grabbing his media identification lanyard and his face and neck.
After the riot, Milstreed sent messages to friends celebrating his participation in the riot and his assaults on law enforcement and media members. Around 8:00 p.m. that evening, Milstreed told one individual, "We f— them federal cops up. They all ran when we got physical. LMFAO[.]” He then added, "Time for war."

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pmaryland-man-sentenced-felony-and-misdemeanor-charges-related-jan-6-capitol-breach
Marshall Neefe
Wooden club.

In another such communication, Neefe wrote, “We goin? ...Cause hot damn son I really wanna crack some commie skulls.” The two discussed bringing “batons” with them, and Neefe sent a photograph of a wooden club he had made to Smith and others, with a caption that called it “The Commie Knocker.”
On Jan. 6, both illegally entered the Capitol grounds. Neefe carried the wooden club. They both participated in pushing a large metal sign frame – at least eight feet tall and 10 feet wide -- into a defensive line of officers attempting to prevent the mob from further advancing on the west front plaza of the Capitol. Smith also encouraged people in the mob to keep forcing a door to the Capitol closed to keep law enforcement officers inside the building so that they could not respond to the riot unfolding outside.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/ptwo-pennsylvania-men-sentenced-41-month-prison-terms-assaulting-officers-during-jan-6
Gregory Lamar Nix
Baton, flagpole.

According to court documents, at approximately 2:21 p.m. on Jan. 6, video footage captures Nix banging the end of a white flagpole against the East House Doors, attempting to breach the U.S. Capitol building. Approximately six minutes later, Nix physically assaulted an officer with the U.S. Capitol Police, striking him with the flagpole and then thrusting and throwing the object at him. A few minutes later, at approximately 2:30 p.m., Nix attempted to smash the East House Doors’ glass panes with a black baton. He subsequently entered the building.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/palabama-man-arrested-assault-law-enforcement-during-jan-6-capitol-breach-1
Barry Ramey
Pepper spray.

According to court documents, on the morning of Jan. 6, 2021, Ramey joined a large group of Proud Boys, an organized extremist group of which Ramey is a member, gathering at the Washington Monument. After receiving instructions near the Washington Monument, court documents say that the Proud Boys began to march eastward on the National Mall toward the Capitol starting at about 10:45 a.m.
Court records say that Ramey and the other Proud Boys then circled the Capitol, “casing” the grounds for weak points in the security perimeter. At approximately 1:48 p.m., several U.S. Capitol Police officers were attempting to block rioters’ access to the stairwell leading from the Lower West Terrace to the Upper West Terrace of the building.
According to court documents, Ramey was in a group that pushed forward into the officers, pushing them back and up the stairwell. Ramey then sprayed two officers in the face and eyes with pepper spray. Both officers reported that the spray caused them to become disoriented and have their vision impaired.
In a matter of seconds after Ramey’s assaults, court documents say that rioters pushed past the remaining officers in the line and up the stairs toward the Capitol building. Ramey and the Proud Boys moved to the side of the stairs and celebrated what they had accomplished. Ramey then remained on the Capitol grounds for approximately four and a half hours.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pflorida-man-sentenced-felony-charges-actions-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Kasper Riley
Pepper spray.

According to court documents, on Jan. 6, 2021, starting at approximately 1:50 p.m., Kasper sprayed an aerosol canister of what is believed to be pepper spray toward law enforcement officers attempting to secure the Capitol building and grounds. That day, Kasper also communicated on social media with another individual, declaring, among other things, “I pepper sprayed 3 cops so bad they got undressed and went home,” and “As you can see in that video, it was my group that busted the first gate and kept chasing the cops down and pushing them back at the capitol.”

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pwisconsin-man-pleads-guilty-assaulting-law-enforcement-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Jeremy Rodgers
Flagpole.

According to court documents, authorities identified a man, later determined to be Rodgers, from video and surveillance footage on Jan. 6, 2021, assaulting a law enforcement officer with a flagpole. Court documents state that on January 6th, Rodgers, carrying a blue flag attached to a wooden flagpole, approached a line of law enforcement officers guarding the entrance to the East Rotunda Door and then used his flagpole as a weapon, audibly striking a United States Capitol Police (USCP) Officer three times on the helmet. Court documents say that shortly after, Rodgers again struck down the flagpole twice more in the direction of the officers.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pmichigan-man-arrested-felony-and-misdemeanor-charges-actions-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
Christopher Roe
Pitchfork, zip ties, duct tape.

According to court documents, on Jan. 6, 2021, Roe attended the “Stop the Steal” rally in Washington, D.C., carrying, among other items, a pitchfork, zip ties, and duct tape. After the rally, Roe went to the west front of the U.S. Capitol building and approached a police line with the pitchfork in hand. Court documents say that Roe then pushed a police officer and wrapped his arm around the officer’s arm. Other officers then sprayed Roe with a chemical irritant, causing him to retreat from the police line.
Court documents say that Roe later moved to the Upper West Terrace, where he entered the House of Representatives wing of the Capitol. Roe moved through the Capitol for approximately 15 minutes when law enforcement officers attempted to remove Roe and other rioters from the building. Roe shoved one of these officers several feet backward and wrapped his arm around the officer’s baton. Roe was then expelled from the building; however, court documents say that Roe reentered the building through the East Rotunda Doors with another mob and further clashed with police.
According to court documents, Roe was again removed from the Capitol only to attempt to regain entry a third time on the north side. Here, Roe rammed a bicycle rack ten times against a set of doors leading into the building.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pmissouri-man-arrested-felony-charges-actions-during-jan-6-capitol-breach-0
Shelly Stallings
OC spray.

According to the government’s evidence, on Jan. 6, 2021, Schwartz and his wife Shelly Stallings, who pleaded guilty in August, traveled to Washington D.C. and were at the area of the Lower West Terrace of the Capitol Building. While at the front of the police line around 2:28 pm, Schwartz threw a folding chair at officers, later claiming to a friend that he “started a riot” by “throwing the first chair.” He then stole MPD duffle bags full of O.C. spray canisters, which he distributed to other members of the mob, including his wife, so that they could deploy them against the police. Wielding a large MK-46 canister and carrying a wooden tire thumper, Schwartz began indiscriminately spraying O.C. spray at any retreating police officers he could find.
Around the same time, co-defendant Markus Maly pushed through the crowd toward a group of police officers trying to escape up onto the inaugural stage and sprayed with his own O.C. canister. Schwartz and Maly then followed officers up into the lower west terrace tunnel, where they were joined by defendant Brown and dozens of other rioters. As the crowd heaved against the makeshift police line, co-defendant Jeffrey Scott Brown received an O.C. spray canister that was passed from Schwartz to Maly to Brown. Brown tried to use it but couldn’t figure out the nozzle. He passed it back to Schwartz, who appears to have shown Brown how to use it and passed it back. Brown then dove towards the front of the police line, spraying them with yet more OC spray.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/ppennsylvania-man-sentenced-felony-charge-actions-during-jan-6-capitol-breach-0
Andrew Taake
Metal whip, bear spray.

Andrew Taake, 35, of Texas, pleaded guilty to assaulting law enforcement officers with a deadly and dangerous weapon, admitting that he used both bear spray and a metal whip to attack officers, at a hearing before U.S. District Judge Carl Nichols in Washington.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/jan-6-rioter-nabbed-bumble-dating-app-sting-pleads-guilty-assaulting-o-rcna130593
Isaac Thomas
Flagpole.

According to court documents, the two defendants were among a mob that illegally engaged in a physical confrontation with law enforcement officers on the west front of the United States Capitol. Isaac Thomas used a flagpole on fully uniformed police officers during that confrontation, with the interaction captured on Christina Legros’s phone. Eight minutes after Thomas swung the flagpole at the first officer, at another confrontation with police Thomas struck an officer with the United States Capitol Police to help the mob move up the steps to the upper west terrace.
Both defendants entered the Capitol through the Senate Wing Door and paraded to the House side of the Capitol until returning to the central room known as the Crypt, where they ascended to the second floor. Once at the second floor, the two entered a suite of offices designated for the Speaker of the House where Thomas recorded a video message on his cell phone: “. . . The United States of America thinks we were playing . . . Do not let them take our country. Mike Pence failed us today. Ya’ll better take your country back. Take your freedom back for the sake of your families and your children!”

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pmichigan-residents-arrested-charges-actions-during-january-6-capitol-breach
Devlyn Thompson
Metal baton, flag poles.

According to court documents, Devlyn Thompson, 28, of Seattle, Washington, was among a crowd of individuals on the lower west terrace who were pushing against and assaulting MPD and U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) officers in the tunnel leading into the U.S. Capitol. Thompson admitted that he and others in the tunnel yelled obscenities at police and encouraged the continued assault. According to his plea, Thompson was part of a group that threw objects and projectiles at the officers, including flag poles, and grabbed and stole the officers’ riot shields to prevent them from defending themselves against the violence. Thompson personally observed police order rioters to stop, physically push the crowd back and deploy pepper spray in an effort to try to stop the ongoing assault. Later, Thompson picked up a metal baton from the floor of the tunnel and swung it overhead and downward against the police line in an apparent effort to knock a can of pepper spray from an officer’s hand and stop the officer from pepper-spraying the rioters. After more pepper spray was deployed by the rioters and the officers, Thompson retreated from the archway area.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pwashington-state-and-new-jersey-men-are-first-plead-guilty-assaulting-law-enforcement-jan
Adam Villareal
Wooden stick.

Most of this video shows VILLARREAL at the front of the large crowd. VILLARREAL can be seen wearing the plastic orange construction-style helmet on his head. In the video at approximately 4:40, 4 VILLARREAL is seen at the front of the group facing the officers. He is seen moving his arm backward to gain momentum (Image 5) then throwing his arm forward while releasing a wooden stick which strikes United States Capitol Police Department (USCP) Sergeant A.G. (Image 6)

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1567166/dl
William Watson
Pepper spray, pocket knife.

WATSON also admitted during the January 15 interview to having a pocket knife on his waistband while at the U.S. Capitol, which he further described as a “flip box cutter” and Gerber knife.
WATSON used his hands to show how large the knife was and your affiant observed him to be describing a knife of about three to four inches in length. According to WATSON, he used the knife to help tear down cloth around the Presidential Inauguration scaffolding so the crowd could movefurther up toward the U.S. Capitol Building.

Affadavit - Lee County, Alabama
Ryan Wilson
Pipe.

By 3:00:56 pm, WILSON was directly in front of the police line, separated only by shields that the police were using to defend themselves. At that time, WILSON grabbed hold of a pipe that a rioter behind him had begun to thrust toward the police, and WILSON rammed it toward the police repeatedly and forcefully, as captured in Morgan’s footage in Image 8.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/press-release/file/1595111/dl

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Money and RP Glitches:

BEFF - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	No Save AHK - PC - Solo	Arena RP Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Double Secondary Loot - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	5k RP Every 30 Secs - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Dr Dre Linux Replay Glitch - PC - Solo
Facility Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Exclusive Solo Frozen Money PS5 New Gen- PS5 - Solo	Easy Money and RP - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Improved SFM - Xbox, Playstation - Non Solo	2 Player Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	25 Second Frozen Money - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Skip Cluckin Bell Setups - Xbox, Playstation - Solo

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Player Based Glitches:

Checkerboard Outfit in Lobby - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Unlock Love Fist Shortsleeve - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Wear Any Blacklisted Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Cashmere Coat with Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Orange/Purple Joggers and Bulletproof - Xbox Series, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Play as Big Rabbit - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Transfer Coloured Chutes Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Apartment God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Candy Cane Weapon - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Jet Black Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Bigfoot Beard - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Halloween Biker Jacket - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Black Joggers - PS4 - Solo	No Ankles - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Female Joggers - Playstation - Solo	KD Farm - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Outfit Transfer - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Remove Bodysuit Logo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	IAA Badge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Transfer Duffle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Invisible Arms on Cop Outfit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Any Shoes with Gorka Pants - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Cop Outfit - PS4 - Semi-Solo
Transfer Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Semi-Solo	Perma Stun Lock - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Modded Outfits (No Checkerboard) - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Kill God Mode Players - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Invisible Stomach - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Thermals in Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Play as Franklin - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Ballistic Health Boost and Minigun - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	FIB Necklace - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Gorka Joggers with IAA Belt and Invisible Torso - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Machine Revolver - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Frontier Outfit in 1 Day - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Save CEO Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Female No Bra - Xbox One - Solo
White Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Grey Snapback Half Hat - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Merge Special Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Juggernaut Suit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Racing Suit Shoulder Pads - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Gruppe, Prison and Paramedic Belts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Overcoat and Suit Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	No Kick Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Chemical Mask on All Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Alien Outfit Without Mask - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Topless Female - Xbox One, Playstation 4 - Solo	NOOSE Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Invisible Arms - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	CEO/MC Joggers & Outfits - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Semi No Ragdoll - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Account Dupe Workaround - Xbox - Solo	OTR Invisible Character - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Vehicle Warehouse OTR - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Agency God Mode - PS5 - Solo	Save Cluckin Bell Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Headless Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Solo Coke Business OTR - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible While On the MK2 - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock High Flyer Parachute -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo

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Miscellaneous:

Infinite Toreador Boost - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	BEFF Double Garage - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Public Solo Session - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Complete Tier 3 Survival Headshot Challenge - PS - Solo	Modded Acid Lab - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Drive Unreleased Cars - Playstation - Solo
DMO Lite - Playstation - Solo	MOC Solo Merge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Weapons in Facility - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
TP Mugshoot Room - Playstation - Solo	Infinitely Spawn Vehicles - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Sell 27 Cars/Day - Xbox One, PS4 - Solo
Arena War AFK - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Vehicle Magic Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Magic Slot Flip - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Brickade Fooliganz Livery Flip - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Bypass Daily Sell Limit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Brickade Merge - Playstation - Solo
GATF - Xbox, Playstation - Non- Solo	BF Wevil Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Shooting Range Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Thermal in Story Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	2 Sparrows at Same Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Quickly Fill Nightclub - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Infinite Company SUV's - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Endless Simeon Test Drive - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Double Damage - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Teleport in LSCM - Playstation - Solo	Get Inside Luxury Autos - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Prep Job TP - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Skywalker - Playstation - Solo	Cop Car Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Colored Stock Wheels - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Director Mode Trailer Online - Playstation - Solo
Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Car on Cerberus Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Casino No Timer - Xbox Series, PS5, PC - Non-Solo
No Wanted Level - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Drive Invisible Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Sultan Classic Speed Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo	Yellow Car Freak Out - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	BMX Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Special/Person Vehicle in Sumo - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock Trevor at Beginning of Game -PS4 - Solo	Wheel Merge/Transfer - PC - Non-Solo
Chameleon Pearlescent Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	No Cops - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Magic Slot Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Bushole Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Extra Consumables - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Out of Bounds - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo
Under the Map Anywhere - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Walk in the Sky - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Merge/Teleport Jobs - Xbox	2 Boys, 1 Hole - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	RC Bandito C4 Throw - Playstation - Solo
Autoclub Podium Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Low Grip Tires on Any Car - PC - Solo
High Speed Jet Donuts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	OOB Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Toreador God Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Wall Breach - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Teleport with Akula - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra with MOC Health - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Freeze Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Transparent Jet - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Trevors Car - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Matte Pearlescent Respray - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hide Cargo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Weapons Inside Arena - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Teleport Inside of UFO - Playstation - Solo	GATF Workaround - Playstation - Non-Solo
Change the Inductor Bike Color - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Terrorbyte Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Old Casino/Story Map Online - Playstation, Xbox - Semi-Solo
Unlock Special Hidden Weapons - PS4, Xbox One	NPC Bone Jiggling - Playstation, Xbox - Solo	Add Extra Accessories to Vehicles - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Park Ranger Outfit Glitch - Playstation, Xbox - Solo	AFK Exploit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Save Park Ranger Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Motorcycle to Car Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Last Gen Car to Car Merge - PS4, Xbox One - Non-Solo	Current Gen Car to Car Merge - PS5, Xbox Series - Non-Solo
Moc to MOC GCTF Glitch Out - Playstation, Xbox - Non-Solo	Apartment Vehicle God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Cluckin Bell Weapons Setup Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Facility GCTF w/ All OTR Methods Included - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Fly Under the Map with a Jet - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
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Where are the newest glitches?

• Sorting the sub by new is the easiest way to find the most current glitches
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Are Heist Replay Glitches patched?

• No, and they probably won't be any time soon; if ever.
• Heist replay glitch is still working in the enhanced version.
• Please note that timings might be more difficult than in the past.

How do I do X Heist Replay?

• Cayo Perico
• Casino
• Bogdan

Tips on how to avoid heist reset on consoles.

• Take a break after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try clearing your cache after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try disconnecting after the white transaction loading circle and before the orange loading circle
• Try disconnecting after the "Transaction Pending" disappears at the bottom of the screen

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• Outside of the few admonished outliers such as the strain of Apartment Glitches, you WON'T GET BANNED for doing any glitches. This includes things such as Heist Replays, AFK's, Merges, Dupes (creating/owning/selling Dupes) and etcetera.

Any good RP glitches around?

• This is a new type of job, TeamLilac AFK, and should be similar to Peter Griffin AFK. Please feel free to leave feedback on this job since its new

Best money glitch out right now?

• Heist Replays (Bogdan/Cayo Perico), GCTF Dupes, and/or Semi-Frozen Money (solo) will always remain as time proven choices. Alongside whatever Dupe Glitch is currently available/working.

Anything pertaining to Dupes?

• Destro's Duping Encyclopedia will most likely have your answers. Start with the Introduction segment which covers the jist of the relevant topics, otherwise flip through to the topic dedicated chapter
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Merge Glitches?

• LSCM Car to Car for Last Gen
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• Glitched Clothing Megathread
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Happy glitching! 😉

While cleaning out my newly purchased rental property and getting it ready for some new tenants, I found a camera in the basement. The equipment appeared relatively new and pretty high-end and after I recharged the camera, I discovered that the SD card was full. I scrubbed through the videos and was shocked that the latest recording, which goes for over fifteen hours, has the outside of my new property as its thumbnail. When I bought the property, I was told there may be a few “fanatics” popping by, but I didn’t think any would enter the premises, let alone get into the basement. For my own safety, I will watch the video attaching the transcription of the footage below. Hopefully, they don’t come back to look for the equipment while I’m still cleaning.
“Hello everyone and welcome back to the channel. As you all know I am Alec…..” said a teenage blonde-haired boy.
“- And I’m Astrid,” added a short-haired blonde girl who entered the frame.
“And this, is Phantom Facers.” They whimsically said in unison to the camera.
It’s night and the pair of apparent ghost hunters are superfluously equipped with cheap tactical equipment: utility belts, flashlights, head torches, walkie-talkies, a hunting knife along with some other gizmos. As Alec delivered exposition down the lens of the camera he held, Astrid utilised bolt-cutters to open a passage through the property’s barbed wire fence.
“Okay guys, so Astrid and I are literally outside the Sergstrom Slaughterhouse right now. This pre-war residence was originally built and owned by Philip Sergstrom and his wife Eva, back in 1902. There are plenty of conflicting theories on the internet about what actually went down to the Sergstrom family, but all that is concrete is that one night in 1914, the whole family died. After that, there have been countless stories of ghost sightings and disappearances in and around the house. The most recent of which, a high school student called Taylor Maisie, who entered the Sergstrom Slaughterhouse on a dare and was never seen again.”
Alec’s delivery was oozing with charisma to a non-existent audience.
“All done,” Astrid announced, turning to the camera and giving a thumbs up.
After she placed the tool back in her duffle bag, they awkwardly crawled through the hole in the chain link fence, right next to a no trespassing sign. On the other side of the property line, they readjusted themselves before addressing the audience once more.
“Guys we have just stepped foot onto the Sergstrom property and I am so excited and a bit nervous for what we may encounter. How are you feeling Astrid, do you sense anything?”
“I definitely can feel something in the air. There is a certain acidity to the spirits here.”
“Wow. That sounds like we are at the right place then,” Alec proclaimed, turning the camera around to show off the house’s exterior.
The red paint had evaporated from the wood slates and besides an awning at its entrance, nothing projected off of the tall walls of the house. Shaped like a brick with a roof, the house stood in the middle of substantial acreage. Many fences secluded the house from the nearest road, but this did naught to deter its fanatics.
“There should be a loose slat around the back. Can you turn on your torch so we can better lighting for the next shot?” Alec asked.
“Sure,” Astrid’s demeanour changed from the sparkling one she used earlier.
As they circled the house, through the nightmarishly long grass, Alec panned the camera across the many boarded-up windows. The house had lived through a time where, for some ridiculous reason, there was a tax for the amount on the windows of a house. So one of the many owners of the property opted to “fill in” the majority of the house’s windows.
“Alec, this place looks pretty secure. Are you sure there is a way to get inside?” Astrid asked while leading the way forward.
“I am certain, that we will find a way inside. Hold on, I think I see our way in,” he replied while zooming in on a slight opening in one of the downstairs windows.
Astrid dropped the duffle bag and shone her torch into it. While pointing the camera to the ground at nothing, I could hear Alec rummaging around in the bag. After a moment, he displayed a newly bought hammer in front of the camera. He then shakily palmed the camera off to Astrid before he tore open the window with the claw of the hammer.
“Should I be recording this?”
“Probably not, we can always cut it later. Like when you forget your lines.”
“Shut up!”
I am glad that I watched this video. After finishing this transcription I will surely have enough evidence, that being of their social media account name and the video footage of a crime being committed.Alec laughed and returned the hammer to the bag after the opening in the window was sufficiently large. He then addressed the audience.
“Perfect! We have just found our entrance to the Sergstrom Slaughterhouse guys, look at this. As you know the last person to come through here, was never heard from again. Well, I will see you on the other side Astrid,” he said before pulling himself through the window.
Out of the darkness he said, “Pass the bag first.”
“Oh, yeah,” she said, tilting the camera back down at nothing.
The footage of the two breaking into the property is obscured and muffled, I imagine they will be editing this part out. After the footage clears up, it appears as if they had entered through the kitchen window and now were setting up the next scene. Alec was back behind the camera and was directing Astrid.
“- so the Oma story and then psychic moment?”
“Yeah and try to make it believable this time.”
Astrid nodded and cleared her throat, before talking again.
“So, guys, we are currently in the kitchen of the Sergstrom Slaughterhouse. It has been rumoured that, in this very place, Eva Sergstrom fed her family their last supper. A special recipe of beef stew with the added ingredient…. Poison!….wait Alec….do you feel that?”
“No Astrid. What is it?”
“There is a strong presence in this room. Quickly, check for electrical interference.”
Alec pointed the camera at his other hand, where a home-made electronic gadget was flashing.
“Woah!” He exclaimed
“What is it, Alec?”
“I am getting some serious readings on the EMF. There’s unquestionably some supernatural activity going on in this house,” he proclaimed, as he panned the camera around the kitchen.
The pair followed the beeping device out of the brassy kitchen, into the barren living room. The house has an indescribable lifelessness, like nobody had ever called it home. There are no paintings or any signs that there ever were paintings on the wall. There are no ornaments or knick-knacks anywhere and there is a rudimentary amount of furniture around. I was told by the real estate agent, that the previous owners took the majority of their belongings with them.
“How do you feel Astrid? Are there any spiritual forces in this room?”
“I feel…itchy. This place is probably crawling bugs.”
“Hey, stay in character,” he said, flashing his torch directly in her eyes.
“Pattaglytt!” She cursed.They walked a couple more steps before Astrid dramatically stopped and looked up to the ceiling.
“Did you hear that?” She asked the camera.
“Yes, it was a wail of sorts, right?”
“Possibly a death echo. It came from upstairs. Let us go and investigate.
”While advancing up the stairs to the bedrooms, Astrid walked backwards with one hand on the stair surprisingly not dusty railing.“I need to describe to you guys the smell of this house. It is unlike any of our previous locations. Normally these old haunts smell of mothballs and aged rat droppings, but this place, is totally different. This house is potent with the smell of life like the spirits which inhabit this place are bringing it back.”
Alec panned the camera across the yellow wallpaper. The house is unusually clean and cobweb-free for a property that has been vacant for such a long time. The wallpaper does not sag, nor has its colour faded. An electronic whirl emitted from Alec’s tactical vest.“My EVP spirit box is spiking. We are getting closer now,” Alec announced.As they opened the master bedroom door, both of the electronic devices rang out at maximum volume.
“I am switching to infrared mode. Astrid, what can you see?”
The dark video flickered from the image of the unlit bedroom to a bluey-purple thermal image of the quaint interior room. From the hallway, Alec zoomed into the bedroom and scanned its contents for something.
“There is a presence with us. I can sense that it is in this room. I think it may be a malevolent one. Yes, I can see it now. It is the ghost of Philip Sergstrom,” said Astrid.
“I am picking us some hot readings over near the bed. Is that where Philip is? Should we start communing with the spirit?”
The colour of the video’s image did not change from the cold blue it displayed earlier. I think the pair were planning on adding some sort of post-production effect over the footage, to solidify their inaccurate statements.
“Well, from the research we have gathered, I am certain now that the presence in the room is none other than the killer of the Sergstrom family: Philip Sergstrom, husband of Ava and grandfather of Tim and Sue Sergstrom. The story goes that after the untimely death of Tim and Sue’s parents, the children were sent to live in this very house with Philip and Ava. Maybe out of demonic possession or maybe he went insane: on one unsuspecting morning, whilst he was shaving, Philip snapped and with his cutthroat razor, he massacred his wife and grandchildren before ending his own life in this very room.”
“Why did you do it Philip!?” Alec bluntly asked the empty room.
From within her satchel, Astrid produced an almost invisible thread of black string. She then tied it to the bedroom’s doorknob and walked behind Alec, out of the camera’s view.
“Ready?”
“Yep.”
The thin string went taut as Astrid yanked the bedroom’s door shut. They both then gave stagy reactions to the event before bolting back down the stairs. In the living room, they recapped the events to the audience.
“Wow, oh my god guys. That was so intense,” panted Alec.
“I think he wants us to leave. I am certain,” Astrid said as Alec switched off the camera's infrared light and relaxed his hands.
“Great work, and nice improvisation with the cut-throat razor bit,” Alec said.
“Thanks, bror, where shall we film the ending scene? Back upstairs or…”
They turned to the short innocent-looking door under the stairs.
“The basement!” They said in uncanny unison.
Alec led the way this time and Astrid followed behind providing inadequate light. The stairs were solid, yet chalky granules of dust crunched under their heels. With each step, they furthered themselves from the 18th-century architecture of the building above and into the decrepit 15th-century basement below. The ambience licks of the moon’s lights did not dare touch the basement.
I never really took notice of it before, but there is a quite stark difference in architectural styles. I’m guessing that the house must have been renovated over the years, Philip’s being the most recent restoration.After they set foot on the dirt ground, Alec and Astrid surveyed the potently musky cellar. Religious iconography, empty candles and an unsettling amount of small bones occupied the high-ceilinged basement. There aren’t any storage boxes or extra furniture in the basement, just piles of unorganised articles.
“We have hit the jackpot. Go and stand over by the crosses,” Alec ordered.
Astrid walked over to the far wall of the basement, next to an assortment of occult paraphernalia as Alec framed the scene. I have just finished tidying all that up.
“Guys, we are back and you won’t believe what we have found in the bowels of the Sergstrom Slaughterhouse,” she said with expressive hands.
Alec moved the camera from her onto the items scattered in their vicinity.
“-It appears that the Sergstrom family may have been a part of a religious cult of some sort. There have been a few theories suggesting that, but until today, there has been no evidence to support the theories. We have found some witchy black candles, upside-down crosses and satanic symbols, along with…”
The camera began to shake and Astrid stopped talking. Light debris fell from the ceiling as the pair quickly hauled themselves under the stairs. Neither of them spoke during the tremor.After the footage stabilised again, it looked as if the house was unaffected. I wasn’t told this place was an earthquake hotspot, I hope that it doesn’t deter any potential renters.
“Alec, I do not feel comfortable being here anymore…can we..”
“Astrid look!” He interrupted.
He panned the camera over to a section of the rear wall, next to the crosses. Before Astrid had a chance to protest, Alec made his way to the wall, through the still-settling soot. A section of the brick wall fractured during the tremor, creating a hole to a place that was too dark to see. Most of the basement footage was hard to decipher, due to the lack of light, but I thought I could see strange serrations around the edges of the fissure. I just went and hand another look at the basement, but could not find any fissures in the place shown.
“I am being serious Alec. Can we please stop? We have enough footage, can we go?” Her quiet voice uttered as it drifted further away from the camera. Alec surveyed the fissure: its savage, almost rectangular fracturing and ambitious depths. It didn’t appear to produce any rubble, on either side of it.
“….Alec.” “Astrid! We have been doing this fucking show for how many fucking months and never gotten more than a hundred fucking views! This, Astrid, THIS, is what will get us a sponsorship! So for once, can you stop whining like a dog? Or do you want to go back home, to them? I am trying to get us out, for good. FUCK.”
He didn’t turn the camera back to her, it just stayed pointed into the hole, focusing and un-focusing. Even though the tremor had passed, dust and inorganic crumbs continued to trickle down from the fissures maw.Since Astrid was a bit away from the camera it was hard to make out, but I thought I could hear some muffled sobs in the background. Alec returned to the role of camera operator: recording B-role of the basement. He found a string of wooden effigies to show the camera, along with a large pile of old clothes. The pile looked as if it had melted into one gloopy mass.
After Astrid finished sobbing, she rejoined Alec at the fissure. He took a step away from it and positioned her and the fissure in frame. Astrid tried to fix her face, to make it seem like she hadn’t just cried. She closed her face and after a shuddered inhale and exhale, she was ready to present.
“Oh em gee guys, you have to check this out! You are not going to believe what just happened,” she enlarged her puffy-red eyes and signalled the audience closer.
“As Alec and I were investing the basement of the Sergstrom Slaughterhouse, a freaky earthquake struck. We are okay of course, but look what opened up,” like a caricature of a TV show host, she directed the audience.
“Woah, what is it Astrid?” Alec urged her to continue.
“It could be anything Alec, we do not know. It could be the secret back room where the Sergstrom family performed occult rituals, or even Philip Sergstrom’s torture chamber, where he played with his kidnapped victims. We do not know, but we will get to the bottom of this together. So keep watching to find out, and if you haven’t already: react to this video and share it!” The strain in her eyes was palpable.
“Good. Now go in,” Alec’s voice resumed its controlling tone.
Astrid didn’t fight him, she wiped her eyes and raised her torch before entering the fissure. She quickly disappeared into the darkness, after which Alec approached the opening and heard a gagging sound from within.
“What?” His voice held little genuine concern.
“Nothing, it just smells of hot death in here,” she sneered.
As Alec stepped into the fissure, the vague space on the other side was revealed. The walls were raw, they were muddy-red and looked as if they had been manually excavated. It was a narrow alcove that teetered out quickly, but it was long enough for the pair to both stand inside.
“It is different in here. It is hotter right?” He asked.
“It is weird right Astrid?” He asked again, this time pointing the camera towards her.
Astrid was standing at the deepest point of the chamber, dead still. She pointed her torch down, into a circular hole in the floor. The space was silent, besides a few abnormal cycles of wind. Alec turned the camera around to himself and began talking to it with his back to the fissure.
“Wow guys, check this out. We have just entered the fissure and found a secret room! This is literally insane. This place looks like it has been mined by hand. Maybe it is a secret bunker, mined by Philip Sergstrom himself, hidden behind the brick walls of the basement for decades until that earthquake revealed it. What is more, Astrid has discovered another hole. I wonder where this will lead us,” he finished and flipped the camera back to Astrid as she swiftly slid into the hole.
“Hey!” He shouted as he shuffled over to the hole.
As he peered the camera into the hole in the floor, I could only just make out Astrid. After a moment, he ungraciously followed her into the vertically descending tunnel. The undiscerning pair climbed down the ribbed hole. It was so easy enough to navigate, Alec was still able to operate the camera while he descended.
“Do you smell that Astrid? I think I can smell vinegar. Maybe the ghosts are cooking some poached eggs down there,” he sounded like he genuinely was trying to make her laugh.
The cylindrical tunnel’s walls appeared slippery, like they were coated in something. Condensation began to form on the lens of the camera, making the footage blurrier. A noise, like a large gust, distorted the video’s audio as Alec gripped tight to the side of the tunnel. Then, a cascading “thuck” beat down from the top of the hole, making its way to Alec. It looked like the walls were compressing him. It was then that he either lost his grip or was pushed down by the tunnel’s ribbed walls.
He screamed as he perilously fell. He gave up on his camera duties and used all of his limbs to claw at the walls for a footing. His momentum suddenly stopped as the camera, pointing downwards, gently swayed back and forth.
“Ari…ARI!!!” Alec cried.
Below Alec, Astrid sunk into a gurgle ooze. She thrashed and flailed but failed to scream. Alec looked as if he was dangling above a bubbling cavern. Alec switched his hands over, using the one with the camera attached too to hold his weight above the caustic pit. With his other hand, he retrieved the knife from his utility belt and plunged it into the side of the cavern, perhaps this was an attempt to escape or perhaps a frail attempt at revenge. A deep croak belted from below the acidic cavern before the boiling lake below began to rapidly rise. As Alec struggled to ascend back up the tunnel, Astrid vanished into the amber liquid below.All of a sudden, a liquid blast erupted from the carven, swallowing Alec and the camera and after what sounded like a torrent of water belted him.
The liquid on the camera subsequently evaporated, as a static-like hiss sounded. Alec was on his stomach, back outside the fissure. The camera had slid in front of him a couple of inches and his hand reached out to the audience as he suffered. His skin, flesh and hair dematerialised from his body. His hand rapidly disintegrated from a mottled mess to a lucent white as behind him, the roof and floor of the fissure slowly closed until it was flush again with the brick wall.
Over the next few hours, until the camera presumably ran out of battery, Alec slowly dissipated, until there was no organic matter left, just melted cloth.

Creating leather duffle bag, and I want the overall dimensions to be 22 inch length, 11 inch width and height. Sides are circular with just one long zipper running the top.
If I want my overall width to be 11 inches, should I make the circle 11.5 inches, and add an extra inch on the length to make up for when I stitch them together and flip inside out?
Also does anyone have any recommendations on how to end the zipper? I see a lot of people put these pull tab things on the end, but not sure how to incorporate them into the zippegusset merge.
For the zipper length, I'm planning on rolling the edges of the leather and then gluing the zipper the the underneath and the stitching. Should I put another thin strip of leather on the underside of the zipper cloth, to sort of sandwich the zipper cloth between the two pieces, so is the zipper cloth strong enough to be stitched through and held by the stitch and glue?
Sorry for the multiple questions, but no one has a good in-depth walk through on how to create the style I want on YouTube, so trying to forge it myself!

This is the Working Glitches Section! This is always being improved, and if you have any recommendations please let me know in the comments or send me a direct message. If you know a glitch is working on any other platform I haven't included or doesn't work anymore, also let us know. If a platform is in italics, it means it is unsure. If a platform is just "Xbox" or "PlayStation", that means that it works with both old gen and new gen versions of the game.
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Money and RP Glitches:

BEFF - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	No Save AHK - PC - Solo	Arena RP Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Double Secondary Loot - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	5k RP Every 30 Secs - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Dr Dre Linux Replay Glitch - PC - Solo
Facility Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Exclusive Solo Frozen Money PS5 New Gen- PS5 - Solo	Easy Money and RP - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Improved SFM - Xbox, Playstation - Non Solo	2 Player Car Dupe -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	25 Second Frozen Money -\ Xbox, Playstation - Solo

​ Skip Cluckin Bell Setups -\ Xbox, Playstation - SoloCluckin Bell Replay -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Player Based Glitches:

Checkerboard Outfit in Lobby - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Unlock Love Fist Shortsleeve - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Wear Any Blacklisted Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Cashmere Coat with Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Orange/Purple Joggers and Bulletproof - Xbox Series, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Play as Big Rabbit - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Transfer Coloured Chutes Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Apartment God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Candy Cane Weapon - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Jet Black Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Bigfoot Beard - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Halloween Biker Jacket - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Black Joggers - PS4 - Solo	No Ankles - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Female Joggers - Playstation - Solo	KD Farm - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Outfit Transfer - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Remove Bodysuit Logo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	IAA Badge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Transfer Duffle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Invisible Arms on Cop Outfit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Any Shoes with Gorka Pants - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Cop Outfit - PS4 - Semi-Solo
Transfer Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Semi-Solo	Perma Stun Lock - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Modded Outfits (No Checkerboard) - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Kill God Mode Players - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Invisible Stomach - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Thermals in Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Play as Franklin - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Ballistic Health Boost and Minigun - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	FIB Necklace - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Gorka Joggers with IAA Belt and Invisible Torso - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Machine Revolver - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Frontier Outfit in 1 Day - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Save CEO Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Female No Bra - Xbox One - Solo
White Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Grey Snapback Half Hat - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Merge Special Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Juggernaut Suit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Racing Suit Shoulder Pads - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Gruppe, Prison and Paramedic Belts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Overcoat and Suit Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	No Kick Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Chemical Mask on All Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Alien Outfit Without Mask - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Topless Female - Xbox One, Playstation 4 - Solo	NOOSE Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Invisible Arms - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	CEO/MC Joggers & Outfits - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Semi No Ragdoll - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Account Dupe Workaround - Xbox - Solo	OTR Invisible Character - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Vehicle Warehouse OTR - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Agency God Mode - PS5 - Solo	Easy Character God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Save Cluckin Bell Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Headless Glitch -\ Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Solo Coke Business OTR -\ Xbox, Playstation - Solo

Miscellaneous:

Infinite Toreador Boost - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	BEFF Double Garage - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Public Solo Session - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Complete Tier 3 Survival Headshot Challenge - PS - Solo	Modded Acid Lab - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Drive Unreleased Cars - Playstation - Solo
DMO Lite - Playstation - Solo	MOC Solo Merge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Weapons in Facility - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
TP Mugshoot Room - Playstation - Solo	Infinitely Spawn Vehicles - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Sell 27 Cars/Day - Xbox One, PS4 - Solo
Arena War AFK - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Vehicle Magic Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Magic Slot Flip - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Brickade Fooliganz Livery Flip - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Bypass Daily Sell Limit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Brickade Merge - Playstation - Solo
GATF - Xbox, Playstation - Non- Solo	BF Wevil Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Shooting Range Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Thermal in Story Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	2 Sparrows at Same Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Quickly Fill Nightclub - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Infinite Company SUV's - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Endless Simeon Test Drive - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Double Damage - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Teleport in LSCM - Playstation - Solo	Get Inside Luxury Autos - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Prep Job TP - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Skywalker - Playstation - Solo	Cop Car Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Colored Stock Wheels - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Director Mode Trailer Online - Playstation - Solo
Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Car on Cerberus Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Casino No Timer - Xbox Series, PS5, PC - Non-Solo
No Wanted Level - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Drive Invisible Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Sultan Classic Speed Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo	Yellow Car Freak Out - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	BMX Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Special/Person Vehicle in Sumo - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock Trevor at Beginning of Game -PS4 - Solo	Wheel Merge/Transfer - PC - Non-Solo
Chameleon Pearlescent Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	No Cops - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Magic Slot Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Bushole Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Extra Consumables - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Out of Bounds - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo
Under the Map Anywhere - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Walk in the Sky - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Merge/Teleport Jobs - Xbox	2 Boys, 1 Hole - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	RC Bandito C4 Throw - Playstation - Solo
Autoclub Podium Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Low Grip Tires on Any Car - PC - Solo
High Speed Jet Donuts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	OOB Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Toreador God Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Wall Breach - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Teleport with Akula - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra with MOC Health - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Freeze Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Transparent Jet - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Trevors Car - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Matte Pearlescent Respray - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hide Cargo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Weapons Inside Arena - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Teleport Inside of UFO - Playstation - Solo	GATF Workaround - Playstation - Non-Solo
Change the Inductor Bike Color - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Terrorbyte Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Old Casino/Story Map Online - Playstation, Xbox - Semi-Solo
Unlock Special Hidden Weapons -\ PS4, Xbox One	NPC Bone Jiggling -\ Playstation, Xbox - Solo	Add Extra Accessories to Vehicles -\ Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Park Ranger Outfit Glitch -\ Playstation, Xbox - Solo	AFK Exploit -\ Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Save Park Ranger Vehicle -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Motorcycle to Car Merge -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Last Gen Car to Car Merge -\ PS4, Xbox One - Non-Solo	Current Gen Car to Car Merge - PS5, Xbox Series - Non-Solo
Facility GCTF - Playstation, Xbox - Non-Solo	Moc to MOC GCTF Glitch Out - Playstation, Xbox - Non-Solo	Apartment Vehicle God Mode -\ Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo

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Frequently Asked Questions

If you ask about something which can be clearly answered via the information in the FAQ's, your comment will be removed.
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Where are the newest glitches?

• Sorting the sub by new is the easiest way to find the most current glitches
• Our Discord server has a section with quite a few working glitches

Are Heist Replay Glitches patched?

• No, and they probably won't be any time soon; if ever.
• Heist replay glitch is still working in the enhanced version.
• Please note that timings might be more difficult than in the past.

How do I do X Heist Replay?

• Cayo Perico
• Casino
• Bogdan

Tips on how to avoid heist reset on consoles.

• Take a break after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try clearing your cache after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try disconnecting after the white transaction loading circle and before the orange loading circle
• Try disconnecting after the "Transaction Pending" disappears at the bottom of the screen

Can you get banned from doing X Glitch?

• Outside of the few admonished outliers such as the strain of Apartment Glitches, you WON'T GET BANNED for doing any glitches. This includes things such as Heist Replays, AFK's, Merges, Dupes (creating/owning/selling Dupes) and etcetera.

Any good RP glitches around?

• This is a new type of job, TeamLilac AFK, and should be similar to Peter Griffin AFK. Please feel free to leave feedback on this job since its new

Best money glitch out right now?

• Heist Replays (Bogdan/Cayo Perico), GCTF Dupes, and/or Semi-Frozen Money (solo) will always remain as time proven choices. Alongside whatever Dupe Glitch is currently available/working.

Anything pertaining to Dupes?

• Destro's Duping Encyclopedia will most likely have your answers. Start with the Introduction segment which covers the jist of the relevant topics, otherwise flip through to the topic dedicated chapter
• Howdy's DSL Guide contains the updated DSL limits and thresholds and will continue to be regularly and consistently updated, please refer to this if you need help regarding the your sale limit and issues pertaining to it.

Merge Glitches?

• Arena BEFF/2 Console
• BEFF Car To Dealer Car

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External Resources:

• Our Discord Server - Highly recommended and it's the best place to help keep you updated with all the working glitches being discovered.
• Alternatively, you can refer to realmoneymitch.com which serves the same purpose

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Se7enSins:

• Glitched Clothing Megathread
• GTA Blacklisted Vehicles

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Looking for a partner in crime?

1. Need People for Duping/Trading - Refer to GTADupe
2. Need People for Heist Replays/JAFK/Misc Jobs - Refer to HeistTeams

Happy glitching! 😉