Saturday, May 04 - Friday, May 10, 2024

Top 60s

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44	3 comments	[1965] The Yardbirds - Heart Full Of Soul	[Sp] [AM] [BC] [Dzr] [SC]
29	9 comments	[60s] Van Morrison - Sweet Thing	[AM] [BC] [Dzr] [SC]
28	3 comments	[1968] Steve Miller Band-Living In The U.S.A.
15	1 comments	[60s] The Mamas & The Papas - California Dreamin' (Official HD Video)	[Sp] [BC] [Dzr] [SC]
13	1 comments	[1963] Frank Zappa teaches Steve Allen to play The Bicycle (1963)

 

Top 70s

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617	79 comments	[70s] Debbie Harry, 1970s
548	33 comments	[70s] Bill Ward turns 76 today. Happy Birthday to this legend!
422	48 comments	[1974] On May 9th, 1974, Bonnie Raitt played two shows at Harvard Square Theatre in Cambridge, Mass.; opening act was 25 year old Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. Rolling Stone critic John Landau saw Springsteen and wrote 'I have seen rock & roll's future and his name is Bruce Springsteen'.
314	65 comments	[70s] Yes, Peter Frampton and Gary Wright played at JFK Stadium, Philadelphia, PA. June 12, 1976. “The Spirit of Summer ‘76”. An estimated 120,000 fans attended the show. Tickets were $10.00
203	27 comments	[1972] The Rolling Stones - Dead Flowers (Live in Texas 1972)	[Sp] [AM] [Dzr] [SC]

 

Top 80s

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146	69 comments	[80s] Bruce Springsteen to play extraordinary three-hour set in Ireland this month
52	52 comments	[1981] Help me find something like Tom Sawyer by Rush
48	6 comments	[80s] The Traveling Wilburys - End Of The Line (Official Video)c	[Sp] [AM] [Dzr] [SC]
41	10 comments	[1982] Huey Lewis And The News - Workin' For A Livin' (1982)	[Sp] [Dzr] [SC]
28	4 comments	[1986] Inxs-Good Times ( Featuring Jimmy Barnes ).

 

Top Remaining

score	comments	title & link	mirrors
1,767	275 comments	Keith Richards and Mick Jagger at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas on Halloween Night, 1981. Does this seem rather... dangerous?
468	50 comments	Bon Scott stands above the crowd during a free AC/DC concert in Victoria Park, 1975
327	50 comments	Alice on the cover of Rolling Stone May 10, 1973. 51 years ago today.
253	29 comments	Stephen Stills performs 4 + 20 on the Dick Cavett Show the day after Woodstock, August 18 1969
240	78 comments	The night Christopher Cross filled in for Ritchie Blackmore in Deep Purple

 

Top 5 Most Commented

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153	337 comments	[70s] What is the ultimate "old man yells at cloud" classic rock song?
120	317 comments	To those of you over 65 (like me), what were your first 45s and albums? Do you still have them?
82	285 comments	Who was the band that invented the genre Arena Rock (A.K.A. Corporate Rock)?
46	217 comments	Favorite classic rock love song?
39	198 comments	Roger Waters versus David gilmour

 

First, excuse the almost 'paper-life' format. It just helps me organise my thoughts.
10 Months Of SR (And Transformation)
Summary:
Here's what I learned after 10.5 MONTHS

1. Short term benefits are great and groudbreaking.
2. Long term benefits are outstanding and life changing.

I'll aim to make this post very practical, highly spirititual, somewhat mystical, but easily applicable with any goals or purpose you have may, associated with YOUR SR Journey.
Firstly, the #1 Book on SR, for me, is:
GodMan The Word Made Flesh (First Published: 1920, By Dr. George W. Carey and Inez Eudora Perry (authors of 'The Wonders of the Human Body' and 'The Chemistry of Life')
(2013 version)
This is where I've learned the most, and most of what I'm sharing here:

NOTES AND QUALIFIERS

What is a relapse?
TO ME, a relapse is P.M.O. That's it. End of. Not nocturnal emissions or anything that can be considered involuntary. If one LOOKS at pron, to me, it's not a relapse. I DON'T suggest it, and only into Month 8 did I eliminate that behaviour for a full month. If YOU need to identfy that as a relapse, that's fine.
It's up to you to set your level of limits or tolerance to the sexual act, itself. Some people want to go celibate. Some just want "a partner". Whatever. All journey and different, valid, and personal to each. So I don't subscribe to one view as being "THE VIEW". These are all just observations and suggestions that worked for me. Take what resonates, and leave the rest behind.
With that said, I do not consider consentual encounters as "relapses". This is primarilly because, retaining is a lifestyle, not a race, or a countdown clock, or even a marathon. That's really the entire point to this post. If you read nothing else, then, you can stop reading here if that helps with motivation. Think of it as a lifestyle, not just 'a day'.
If YOU want to have encounters once a month, but refrain from PMO, great. Perhaps, instead, you may be someone who NEEDS to stay away from all forms interaction related ANY aspect of P.M.O. That's fine, too. It's what works best for you.
With that said, I haven't relapsed, since 10 months. Now, let me make one thing very clear. During my PMO days, it was the worst. On a scale of 1-10, I'd say it used to be an 11+. So, I am by NO MEANS implying that it's easy. IT'S NOT.
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I. 1st KEY - Perspective

The first key to LONG TERM SR, is to shift your perspective from STREAK to LIFESTYLE. Counting days can be very motivational, yes - but DO you count the amount of days in a row you had coffee, checked your weekly news feed, or went on instagram? NO. Of course not. Because these are aspects of your LIFESTYLE. Adapt the same perspective with SR. It's just 'who you are'.'
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II. 2nd KEY - Energy

a) Redefination of "Semen/Liquid" to Life Force
The second key is to think of what your retaining more as ENERGY. Redefine it as life force. Because, really, it its core, that's what it is; Life Force Energy. Now, this may get a little esoteric, so hang on here.
I suggest to follow Tesla's quote with seeing all as energy.J ust a reminder that this isn't the ONLY perspective. This is just my suggestion.
So, if you understand the idea that this liquid (semen) is more than just a liquid. It's energy that expands and continously is recreated within us. We know this because we used to take it to the tank daily/weekly/monthy, multiiple times etc, with PMO. Next:
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b) Embrace the Science
Now consider the fact that you were created out of a drop of what you are now daily retaining. This, we know, thanks to science. Liquid enters embroyo. Blah blah science stuff. All woo-woo aside, already, we see the POWER of this incredible molecule that WE at one point impulsively, blindly and excessivly, squeeezed (quite literally) out of our system for the sake of temporary sensual pleasure staring at Debbie Does Dallas. The science behind it? Low phosophorous levels, (or matter of the brain), depletion of nutrients, needed for motivation, and executive brain functioning etc etc etc
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c) Results Of Retaining This Powerful Molecular Beast Of A Liquid:
So, this liquid, we see - at the very simplest level, is something that grows. It germinates. We, at one point were all just one TINY element of that molecule, and here we reading, daily, on this form how the world, both within and without, for many after retaining this liquid, EXPANDS like never before.
For some:

• After xxx amount of months, they see the PHYSICAL GAINS, after using their added ENERGY to estabilish some workout regimen.
• For others who may be dating, whilst on SR - they may find more cultivating relationships, after dropping PMO for many months.
• For others, their business, or social circle expands, 'suddenly'

Did you ever notice that, at the height of your PMO days, things that you started, didn't quite meet their fullest potential to get to that 'next level', or to a sense of accomplisment?
That's because we, at that point, did NOT allow this precious liquid to germinate, to grow.
d) A Digression
So, at the VERY BASIC LEVEL - one does NOT need to dip deep into the world of quantum physics, or the deepest layer of metaphysics, astrology, or the ancient arts - If you just simply look at this liquid as more than just a 'daily retention of semen' - but look at it as CULTIVATING CREATIVE ENERGY THAT GROWS/EXPANDS BY NATURE ---- or, just "Energy", then you allow your consciousness, or perspective to to a long term vision.
For those of you familiar with RPGs; You find items, and retain. Imagine if Super Mario just shot all of his fireballs at once!?! We'd never know about this hero of the mushroom kingdom. Now, there's movies made after him.
Anyway. I digress.
So there you have it. You don't need to dive deep into the estoteric for some giant mind altering spiritual joureny of expansion and actualisation of life to get the most from SR...
....BUT, it sure did help me. So, now to the third key. This is the main event. So, if you've made it this far, then, that's pretty damn cool.
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III. 3rd KEY - WHERE THE SPIRITUAL AND SCIENCE MEET

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a) Background: When I was REALLY young, I had a cognitive dream. Plus, I kept having flying dreams. So, I was always interested in Astrology and all that stuff. BUT, I grew up in a very conservative household. So, I need(ed) scientific proof for everything. So, to summarize my perspective as succintly is possible, things that I've experienced when young, related to the esoterics, I'm now reading on the internet. So, it's kinda wild. So, with that said, here are some quick esoteric nuggets that I find to be really awesome and that helped me along the way as I linked it the sciences, including quantum physics, neurology, biochemistry of the body etc.
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b) SR's Relationship To Moon Cycles
In THE FASCINATING BOOK, mentioned at the top of this post, God-man: The Word Made Flesh, the author Dr. George Carey describes the "The Seed", that is what we are retaining, as follows:
"The first seed is formed in the solar plexus of every individual, commencing at the age of twelve, which wehave designated as the age of puberty. Thereafter, it is formed every 29.5 days, this taking place in each individual at the time of the month when the moon is in the sign in which the sun was at the birth of the individual."
What Carey is describing here is what many refering to as "kundalini". I'm going to attempt to demystify this, whilst, at the same time FULLY EMBRACING and explaining the above quote/technique/aspect of SR.
So, all this 29.5 cycle is, the level of time, or process of the complete cerebrospinal fluid to go from your brain to your balls then to your brain again. This also, happens to be the amount of time it takes the Moon to complete its orbit to/from your Sun Sign (i.e. if you consider yourself to be "A Libra, then this would be when the Moon is in the constellation of Libra)
One will have to ascribe to the belief that the Moon cycles affect us in some way. And, if indeed, we know that the Moon effects the tides of the Earth and we get life from the Sun, then no Astrology "knowledge" is even needed to accept this idea. But, alas, I will accept all tools that resonates, to add to my SR journey.
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b) Improved Quality Of cerebrospinal fluid After LONG TERM SR
Now, back to the cerebrospinal fluid. The amount of, or time of retaining, determines the quality of this cerebrospinal fluid going up and down your spine, through the solar plexus, over the course of 29.5 days, regularly.
We are now, simultaneously, simply describing a biochemical process.
We know that, or, if we don't know, we can accept that, amongst other things, the cerebrospinal fluid, is needed to transfer other fluids back and forth throughout our central nerviou system.
Now, when that cerebrospinal fluid, goes back up the the brain, where is it going?
Back to the pituarity gland. Esoterics aside, we already know that this is an important gland for all types of important things.
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IV. BRINGING IT ALL TOGETHER

Now, back to esoterics. This is, after all, the third motha fackin' key. This is the Third Eye/Pineal gland etc. So now, the cerebrospinal fluid, can bring that wonderful, mysterious, powerful, RETAINED SEMEN back up to the OPERATING SYSTEM OF YOU - THE BRAIN.
Now, I'm not discounting anyone out there that says they are floating and walking through walls., and windfalls of winning lottery tickets follow them everywhere etc etc etc. That's all fine and great.
What I am identifying is that, on a very practical when "keeping track of", or "being aware", each 29.5 day cycle, it's those days where I "feel it the most".
After time (6-7 MONTHS, FOR ME) TRANSFORMATION BECOMES NOT ONLY INEVITABLE, BUT CONTINOUS - CONTAGIOUS, even.
So, whether or not it's simply because the quality of the cerebrospinal fluid flow up and down my spine through my brain is of higher quality due to not PMO'ing,
OR
If it's because my pineal gland, every 28.5 is being fully activated as the divine spark is manifesting itself in expansive form throughout in the holy temple of Golgatha
OR
If it's because of the healing energies of the solar ecplise, conjunct Chiron, during a Mercury in Retrograde, all happening in Aries, which of course, rules the Head, where the seat of the soul, the (now FULLY POWERED) third eye is.....
Whether it's some of the above, all of the above, or none of the above,
What's very clear is that the path that SR OPENS, simply works. It will look different for everyone.
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IV Conclusion:

So, as you can see, short term benefits are amazing. But long term benefits are long lasting and continous. It becomes who you are.
Once you make it a lifestyle, you won't make time to count the days.
Regardless:

1. Don't give up.
2. Don't give up.
3. Don't EVER give up.

Things to Do March 25-31

*Free
--Recurring Event
Notable things: Sunday, March 31 is Easter Sunday.
Weekend & Multi-Day Events
Through April 8 Dallas Blooms at the Dallas Arboretum
Through April 14 Butterflies in the Garden at Fort Worth Botanic Garden
Through March 23 *(Girl Scout) Cookie Box Creations at Galleria Dallas
March 3-30 Athletes Unlimited Women’s Pro Basketball at Fair Park Coliseum
March 19-April 8 March Madness (games on outdoor media wall) at AT&T Discovery District
March 23-31 The Big Bounce America at Reunion Tower Lawn
March 24-25 Madonna at American Airlines Center
March 28-30 DSO: Mahler Symphony No. 5 at Morton Meyerson Symphony Center
March 29-30 Avant Chamber Ballet: Women’s Choreography Project at Sammons Center
March 29 & 31 NCAA Men's Final 4 South Regional Prelims at American Airlines Center
March 20-31 Easter Family Fun Weekend at Dallas Arboretum
March 30-31 Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo 2024 at Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Ctr
Monday, March 25
\*Book Signing/Discussion with Kelly E Hill - A Home for Friendless Women at Interabang Books
*Hindemith’s “Das Marienleben (The Life of Mary), op. 27 at Perkins Chapel SMU
Time Capsule 1994: Street Fighter at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema The Cedars
Marilyn Monroe in The Misfits at Angelika Dallas
*Music Bingo at Life's Good Bar & Grill
Maria Bamford at Improv Addison
Texas Music & Radio Awards at Texas Live!, Arlington
Full Moon Hike at LLELA, Lewisville
Tuesday, March 26
\*Pride Book Club: The Great American Whatever at Bachman Lake Branch Library
Herb Alpert & Lani Hall at The Majestic
Arts & Letters Live: Tommy Orange at Dallas Museum of Art (Horchow Auditorium)
Noche Flamenca - Guitar Legend Roberto Castellon at Ellie's Restaurant & Lounge
The Variety Show with The Lost Boy Presents at Arts Mission Oak Cliff
Songwriter Social w/Justin Pickard (Open Mic Night) at Adair’s Saloon
*--Free Rooftop Movie: Wonka at Sundown at Granada
Music Bingo at The Mad Hatter Neighborhood Pub, Richardson
Time Capsule 1994: Reality Bites at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Richardson
ELVIS LIVES Starring Kraig Parker at Plaza Theater, Garland
Wednesday, March 27
\*Fantasy Author Jeneane O’Riley at Half Price Books Flagship Store (NW Hwy)
From Vineyard to Table: The Emilio Moro Wine Dinner at Sketches of Spain
Elite Jazz Jam at The Balcony Club
Hate to Love: Nickelback Film Screening at Angelika Dallas
*Trivia Night at The Quarter Bar
Chelsea Cutler – The Beauty Is Everywhere Tour at South Side Ballroom
The Snuts - Millennials Tour at House of Blues
*--Free Bachata Social at Dallas Can Dance, Carrollton
*--Craft Night at Madness Games & Comics, Plano
Beer Pairing DinneICON-A Candlelight Tribute to Rock & Roll at Lava Cantina, The Colony
Thursday, March 28
Home Opener: Texas Rangers vs. Chicago Cubs at Globe Life Field
\*Bad Art Night for Adults at Grauwyler Park Branch Library
*Readers Collective at The Wild Detective
*Backlist Book Club at Deep Vellum
Solaris: Presented By The Dallas Contemporary at Texas Theatre
The Party Crowd - Tribute to 80s to Now Party Country at Sundown at Granada
*Author Event - Katherin Reay, The Berlin Letters at University Park Public Library
Open Mic Night at Sammons Park (Dallas Arts District)
Dallas Critical Mass at Four Corners Brewing
*Improv Double Bill with S.F and Three-Star General at Dallas Comedy Club
Friday, March 29
Dallas Jackals vs. Houston SabreCats Rugby Texas Strong Night at Choctaw Stadium
The Polyphonic Spree w/Pedal Steel Noah and FIT at The Longhorn Ballroom
\*Special Eclipse Presentation w/ Leticia Ferrer at Half Price Books Flagship Store (NW Hwy)
SHARKFEST Comedy and Music Festival at Deep Ellum Brewing
Home Free: Crazy(er) Life Tour at The Majestic
*Summer Dean at The Rustic
*Bobby Falk Contemporary Jazz at Henry’s Majestic Dallas
Giordano Dance Chicago at Winspear Opera House
Lætitia Sadier at Club Dada
*Acoustic in the Taproom: Henry Coke of Always the Alibi at Vector Brewing
Ismo: Watch Your Language Tour at Texas Theatre
Rage Against the Machine Tribute & 311 Tribute at Granada Theater
The Tipsy Bloom Experience at Reunion Tower
*Mr CJ’s Funkified Gumbo at Lee Harvey’s
Dirty Pop Night feat. Zeke Forever / Eddie The Kidd / J-Line & more at The Double Wide
Debbie Does Disco at Foundation Room/House of Blues
Saturday, March 30
\*PBC: Keith Thurman vs Tim Tszyu at Dave & Buster’s
*Yoga with Dallas Yoga Center at Klyde Warren Park
Easter Grazing Board Workshop at Reunion Tower
\*Crochet Circle at Dallas West Branch Library
*In-Store Easter Egg Hunt at Half Price Books Flagship Store (NW Hwy)
The Dallas Vegan Tour at Dallas By Chocolate
A Night of Romantic Darkwave with HAUNT ME at Spinster Records
Green Lincoln Bluegrass at Opening Bell Coffee
Dining in the Dark - A Unique Blindfolded Experience at the Fairmont Dallas
Billy Law at The Rustic
Guy Clark Tribute with Verlon Thompson & Shawn Camp at Poor David’s Pub
Indigo de Souza at Echo Lounge and Music Hall
Kyle Watson at It'll Do Club
South by South's Best at Dallas Comedy Club
Selena Tribute Bidi Bidi Banda 10th Anniversary Show at Legacy Hall, Plano
Lover: Taylor Swift Tribute Band at Tannahill's Tavern & Music Hall, Fort Worth
Sunday, March 31
Easter Sunday
Texas Rangers vs. Chicago Cubs (Ice Cream Sundays Promo) at Globe Life Field
*Easter in Turtle Creek Park and Pooch Parade at Turtle Creek Park
*Crystal Queer Riot's Easter Brunch and Egg Hunt at The Grapevine Bar
\*Bird Watching at the Leonhardt Lagoon at Fair Park
Ak’Chamel and Trio Du Sang at The Wild Detectives
Hip-Hop Orchestra at The Majestic
Haley Heynderickx at the Sons of Hermann Hall
*Brian Lynn Jones at Truck Yard Dallas
Matt Thelen at Rayleigh Underground, Irving (Las Colinas)
Easter Bunny Express at Historic Cotton Belt Depot, Grapevine

As I started binge-watching the series I wanted to record my thoughts and questions. I deleted most of the questions resulting from the "floating timeline" like why are the kids still thirteen years old and not in high school, while time has very clearly passed by in years.. I'll be listing all the questions down below.
1.3 - The whooping crane certainly seemed to escape death well. Considering it was clobbered, put inside a closed beer cooler, partially-inserted into a drain pipe, and just placed on water where it could've drowned...
1.8 - Were there any repercussions to Cotton ranting about women at Hotel Arlen during the female trial lawyer convention?
1.9 - How did Hank not recognize that the hired cleaners and workers at their house were not friends of Bobby and Luanne? Or even the damage and repairs?
1.10 - Is the amount of cigarettes Bobby smoked the cause of his stunted growth, breathing problems, etc?
1.12 - Did Bobby actually succeed in kissing Nancy?
2.1 - Whatever happened to Bobby's skill with shooting?
2.2 - How did Hank manage to survive the tornado only by holding onto the telephone pole?
2.4 - Was the city council ban of Halloween lifted? Did Junie find out she drove over her own cat?
2.5 - Was Ray Holiday ever caught for insurance fraud (intentionally burning-down his bait shop)?
2.7 - Did Cane Skretteburg and his friends ever get a replacement amplifier?
2.12 - Was it or not divine intervention that drove Hank to the tv channel studio to save the Manager Babies?
2.15 - Were there any repercussions or followup on Hank, Dale, and Kahn crossing into America illegally? I initially was curious if the La Bomba firecracker ever exploded, but it dawned on me just now that it was fake.
2.16 - Where there any repercussions or followup on Hank/Bobby's White Nationalist jokes?
2.17 - Was Hank ever prosecuted by Arlen Police for resisting and evading arrest for his illegal dumping of the sex toys and sex products at Arlen Municipal Garbage Dump? Did Bill rent the movies in Hank's name?
2.18 - Were there any repercussions to Cotton and Dale stealing Antonio López de Santa Anna's artificial leg, even though it was returned to the Mexican DMV? Even if they traded the leg for a driver's license, Cotton still wouldn't be able to drive in the USA so what was the point?
2.19 - Does Bill ever fix his toe fungus? Did he ever get his truck back from Leanne Platter?
2.20 - Did Peggy kick Maria Montalvo after she caught her grabbing Hank's butt?
3.1 - Does everyone still believe Hank was responsible for the propane explosion at Mega Lo Mart?
3.2 - Does Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer ever find out that Bill stole the couch they made?
3.4 - Does Dale ever capture the fugitive, after their TV watching/Spaghetti-O's eating?
3.5 - After Cotton had a tantrum at Vegas - was he banned?
3.6 - Were there any repercussions or followup of Luanne turning Peggy's hair into a mess at the end, as revenge for cutting her out of the competition?
3.7 - Did Peggy ever get a lift home from Six Malls over Texas, or even any Christmas gifts for the family? How could she sleep through the entire day and not wake up?
3.9 - Were there any repercussions or followup on Bill's mental breakdown at the Hill's Christmas party, or from Hank coming out in a dress?
3.10 - Were there any repercussions or followup on Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer's destruction of the fire station, despite it being ruled as accidental by Chet Elderson's electric Alamo beer sign?
3.12 - Did Coach Whitey Sauers have a stroke? Was there any followup on his insane actions? Did the Cougars win?
3.15 - Does Hank ever find out how the magic trick was done?
3.16 - Were there any repercussions or followup after Hank committed assault and second-degree assault/rape by throwing the golfer into the dolphin tank?
3,17 - Did Tilly ever find her miniature unicorn?
3.18 - Did Bobby ever get over his gout?
3.20 - Were there any repercussions or followup from Dale's antics at the Arlen Community College tower?
3.21 - Were there any repercussions to Cotton burning down the church? Or did they really all forgive him?
3.22 - It's weird to think that the prison warden just absolved Peggy of her crimes for smuggling narcotics into the prison, just because the timer was licked clean.
3.25/4.1 - How the F did Peggy survive the fall? Soft mud? Bruh.
4.3 - This whole Bill/Ricky record thing is just lame.
4.4 - How is Peggy still accepted as a substitute teacher after publicly-embarrassing herself at the auditorium? Surely the students see and will remember her as a joke.
4.5 - Does Kahn still have a job with the company after running out during his speech?
4.6 - Did Bill get Lily and Rose pregnant?
4.7 - How is it even possible to cobble together a Brown Betty with leftover pizza crusts and condiments?
4.8 - How are Bill and Dale still alive?
4.10 - Even though she has a new computer on the way, it still seems pretty sad and wasteful to just burn the grandfather clock and other gifts.
4.11 - Wouldn't a flagpole and flag of that size require a permit? Is it even possible to have it in a suburban environment? Are there any repercussions or followup on who caused the damage to Bill's lawn and the flag?
4.14 - Why would Hank still work for Buck Strikland after he framed him for murder? Even after the mystery is solved, seems weirdly coincidental that it was accidental suicide.
4.15 - Did Kahn ever take down his fourteen-foot fence?
4.16 - Was there any followup to Cotton and Topsy's assault of Griffin?
4.17 - Was there any followup or repercussions to Bill's false claims and sales of the Metalife goods on the army base?
4.18 - So was Bobby the reincarnation of the lama, seeing as how he chose the right item?
4.19 - Did Jack quit and stop being a barber? Did Hank stop business with him since Jack intentionally bleach Hank's hair? So is Bill still a barber for Fort Blanda Army Base? Is he still getting paid?
4.20 - The whole Propaniancs plot is just weird.
4.21 - Did John Redcorn get his money/land?
4.22 - Did the city of Arlen ever find out about Hashaway's profiteering off the ban of the high-flow toilets? Or of Hank fixing their problems?
4.23 - Did Randy Travis ever come clean about stealing the lyrics or lying about his trailer? Did Kix Brooks ever find out the truth about Peggy's manure-poisoned Apple Brown Betty?
5.3 - Did Dale ever find out who really crashed his Bugabago?
5.4 - Does Joseph now know who his real father is?
5.6 - Were there any repercussions or followup to Cotton's and Topsy's rampage through downtown Arlen?
5.11 - Does Hank ever find out that Bobby and Peggy love charcoal burgers more?
5.13 - What happened to Tammi Duvall after Hank separated her from Alabaster Jones?
5.14 - What happened to Stik-Tek? Did they hire a real exterminator to confirm the cockroaches were gone and services to clean the building?
5.16 - Did Hank and Peggy ever find out that Bobby was abusing his allergy?
5.17 - Was Hank jailed and fined for theft of Boomhauer's car? Was this ever mentioned or follow-up?
5.18 - What was the point of the court trial?
5.19 - Is Hank's flat ass and implants ever mentioned later?
6.3 - Surely, the trial and mistaken abduction of Lupe are enough evidence to prove to Peggy and the school board back home that Peggy is absolute shit at speaking and understanding Spanish??!
6.4 - Was the damage to the Lubecki home fixed?
6.6 - God, Bobby is so freaking awkward.
6.9 - What happened to Bill? Did he get jail time or fined for assaulting Yakov Smirnoff?
6.10 - Was there any followup to Peggy's and the others pre-meditated theft and felony of automobile theft?
6.11 - Does Dale still have the falcon that hates Bill?
6.12 - I'm guessing the Catholic children learn the truth about their religion and Peggy's lies?
6.13 - Was there any followup on or off the Fort Landa Army Base on the stolen M1 Abrams Tank and the damage Bill caused?
6.14 - Soooo the Marfa Lights are real?
6.15 - Is the Rainey Street County Club still a thing?
6.16 - Did Alamo Beer ever find out Peggy switched the beer cans and poisoned their executives?
6.17 - So, since the Emus are still alive, obviously Buck now knows Hank deceived him? Why not fire him? If he even survives...
6.18 - So, since Dale now believes John Redcorn is gay, is this why he cannot put 2+2 together to figure out the truth about Joseph?
6.21/22 - How the heck did Hank, Peggy, and Bobby not find out that their hotel room was much bigger? Surely, they could smell the rotting fruit? Did Bobby ever mention his new friend later?
7.3 - Did Bobby ever tell Hank that he stole the propane tanks and fuel?
7.4 - Is Bobby's skills with cooking or home economics ever touched on later? Like his shooting skills earlier in the series?
7.6 - Do the Hills still have the rose bushes?
7.7 - The whole anger management/Dale asinine logic plot is silly.
7.9 - Was there any followup or mention of Trip's death and second-degree murder by Luanne and Peggy?
7.10 - Does Chuck Mangione still live at the Mega Lo Mart?
7.12 - Was there any followup or repercussions to Joseph's and Dale's attempted murder of the pandas, or even the breakin to the Zoo?
7.13 - Did Dale ever find the buried treasure?
7.14 - Was there any followup to Mrs. Chapman's after-school program cut, biology class cut, and dictionary removal?
7.15 - Seems like nothing changed from Bobby being at the academy...
7.17 - Does Buck Strickland ever change? Does Bobby ever stop being a lazy shitass?
7.20 - Does the church community ever apologize to Hank about calling him racist?
7.22 - What happens to Bill and Laoma Souphanousinphone?
7.23 - Did Ward Rackley and his coven drink the dog blood?
8.1 - Does Boomhauer ever rekindle the love with Katherine Hester?
8.4 - Hank sure lost his muscled physique pretty damn quick... does he still have low testosterone?
8.6 - Does Hank's insurance company/mold inspectoetc ever get punished for their fraud?
8.7 - Wait...you're seriously telling me that they were able to fuel the semi truck for the distance from the base of the mountain to the truck stop with just the kerosene from a few antique lamps??
8.8 - Bobby Hill's childish endeavors and immaturity know no bounds. Seriously...how much money did they spend at the mall?
8.9 - I'm continually-reminded how much of a jackass Dale is.
8.11 - I find it hard to believe Bill lasted that long in that profession and lifestyle. Also, apparently Jack is still a barber? I thought he retired/ties severed with Hank seasons ago after Jack bleached Hank's hair white.
8.12 - Did Hank get his fishing poles back?
8.13 - Did Connie get to remain being a cheerleader?
8.14 - Seems like a weird plot twist that John Force doesn't need the kidney after all....
8.15 - Was Hank's opening of the Tut Rampy Dam floodgates and subsequent flooding and destruction of South Arlen mentioned again? Or Bill's deception to the community? Or Bobby, Joseph, and Connie's meddling with the yearbook photos?
8.16 - Is DaleTech ever mentioned again?
8.19 - Did the school's academic team make it to the next Quiz Bowl? I need to know! Did they win?!!!!
8.20 - Does Hank still practice yoga even after his back pain ended?
8.21 - When did Luanne move back in with the Hills? Was this after she quit Arlen Community College? After Hottyz?
8.22 - Bobby doesn't have much character development... He's still a complete jackass that doesn't listen. Did Hank and Bobby finish rebuilding the car?
9.1 - So apparently Peggy's mother called for the first time in 20 years? And Hank's never been to Montana? But I thought she called a couple seasons ago to invite them all to Thanksgiving (where the plane was delayed and they all ate at the airport). Or when she came to visit and they all chased the pig around the house. Or when she came and surprised Bobby as his valentine. This is a weird bit of incontinuity. So Bobby Hill can now ride a horse...cool. Will he be any different next episode or later in the season? Series? We shall see.
9.2 - So did Ms. Wakefield die at the Hill home? Did Bill get that ears and nose hair trimmer that he wanted? Does the neighborhood still disapprove of Hank for calling the cops on Ms. Wakefield - despite their hypocrisy.
9.4 - What happened to Joseph's dirt bike?
9.6 - So...what was wrong with Duke? Also, how was Bill's flight back from USS Eisenhower with Buster in the jet?
9.7 - Did Enrique and Yoland reconcile or will she kick him out again? Did Bill retrieve his wallet from within Hank's driveway?
9.8 - How many times is Peggy going to read A Dinner of Onions?
9.12 - Since when did Peggy get a job at the Arlen Bystander? Is she still a substitute teacher of mediocre quality?
9.15 - So, who won the football game? Dallas Cowboys or Miami Dolphins?
10.1 - I'm surprised the boat didn't explode. Still, will Dale or Boomhauer ever find the sunken treasure?
10.4 - I know I said I wouldn't discuss the timeline, but its just weird. This episode notes we're post-class 2002. We know the millenium happened. Yet, the kids have been in middle school since 1997. Did Arlen ever build the museum, or even an exhibit to their city's origins?
10.5 - Why was John Redcorn in the neighborhood at the time of the Rainey Street Kickball Game? I thought he'd be busy with his toy arcade? Or is that not a thing anymore? Also, I thought Luanne quit Arlen Community College for Hottyzs and then Jacks? Apparently Connie is no-longer a cheerleader? Apparently at the time of this episode, Bobby is soon to be a freshman in high school. Jeez Bobby, you could've poked that kid's eye out with your pencil in his soda can.
10.6 - Did the uprising in Laos succeed?
10.7 - Was the ball game just raising funds for that season of the Tom Landry baseball team? What happens next season? Still seems shitty that Hank and everyone else see bunting as ok. Like, come on guys. You can do better than that.
10.8 - Did Joseph learn anything? Will he work at Strickland Propane? Hank is annoying sometimes - Bobby enjoyed the job and Hank had to just piss on his parade with this fake anti poop drama. Get over yourself Hank.
10.9 - Did Strickland Propane get their outdoor grilling patio?
10.10 - Seems like Hank could be charged with aiding and abetting the four owners with their price gouging. Did Lucky get his t-shirt in his size? Did Luanne get better from her food sickness?
10.11 - Lawd, Hank is so petty with his assigned seating at church and doesn't know how to say no. Peggy just doesn't know how to read a room.
10.12 - Did Peggy ever even write the reviews for the services and freebies she got?
10.13 - How did Bobby's date with Sandy go? Did Bobby continue to work? If Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer know Spongy for years, why haven't they helped him instead of just giving him money?
10.14 - Hank gets into trouble for taking Caleb's bike, resulting in the neighbors disapproving, but like, did they even ask or try to find out if it was justified? Did they apologize?
10.15 - Will Lucky reapply for his GED? Did Peggy get into trouble for removing the chalkboard from Tom Landry Middle School?
11.1 - How is the only plus-size shoe store in the area a store that's frequented by the LGTBQI community? How did Hank not recognize the Jamie's voice as Carolyn's? Feels strange that Hank, Bill, Dale, or Boomhauer didn't comment on the opened and discarded Alamo beer.
11.2 - After telling the town that Bond Measure S was fradulent and the snake removed, did the community forgive Hank and family? Did Tommy and Rollo lose their jobs for getting paid extra money from Bond Measure S?
11.3 - So...Bobby is just now learning to cook and bake, despite having already done this multiple times prior, especially in the Goodbye Normal Jeans episode? Is Larsen Pig Products still in business, despite Trip Larsen dying in Pigmalion?
11.4 - Did Lucky ever retrieve the stump? How did Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, and Dale get home?
11.5 - Weird that Hank suddenly has a cousin named Dusty. Dusty's bear grew back really fast. I think it's just disappointing that despite Dusty knowing how much The Cadillac meant to Hank, even after its touched up, its buried with the other derby cars. Like, he can't just repair it with his money and give to Hank?
11.6 - So what? Peggy is now a realtor? Is she still a substitute teacher? Did Hank figure out what the "ski mask" was for?
11.7 - Arlen Methodist's congregation and deacon board are very selfish and conceited. Can't even be happy for Stroup and Bill for being in love. Did Bill get his roof fixed?
11.8 - While the irony is hilarious, Hank playing the game and becoming addicted and just avoiding everything from work, family, yard, etc is just weird.
11.9 - Did Peggy learn anything from Metalife? So, Cozy Kitchens is going to just be ok and move on after Judy Barnes and Peggy Hill suddenly die? They won't investigate or follow-up?
11.10 - Did Khan ever meet up with Phonsawan?
11.11 - I know Bill failed his physical due to too much exercise, but like, he can still exercise after. He doesn't just have to go back to a life of no muscle or exercise after six months have passed.
11.12 - What a weird selection of character cameos... Also, apparently Luanne and Lucky moved into the same house Luanne rented while she was in college?
12.1 - Bobby acts like he's never seen or played football before. Also, Longhorns? Since when are the guys fans? Was it too much to have them go to a Cowboys game?
12.2 - Did Bobby continue going on dates with Shelly?
12.4 - Why are they going to the water park? Both Kahn and Minh and Luanne and Lucky have a pool at their homes.
12.5 - I thought Cotton resolved his anti-Japanese feelings back in Returning Japanese 2?
12.6 - This whole episode is weird. It praises organic food and shuns big store food, shows the co-op workers loving their job, but then they all just sell-out and move on, and only Hank and Appleseed fight? Hank also has chickens - where did they go when the police arrived? Did they keep their garden?
12.7 - I'm disappointed that the diversity expert wasn't fired for his epic fuckup.
12.9 - Why didn't Dale go back to Stik-Tek - or at least work there part-time?
12.10 - I thought Bobby was ok with baseball - like in the pilot episode?
12.12 - Dale is such a jackass. He won't let Bill find love and sabotages his relationship because of his inability to accept or realize that John Redcorn is Joseph's real father.
12.14 - I thought Enrique's marriage was falling apart after his kids moved out? Also, apparently Peggy is back to driving her brown car and not the convertible she just got in the previous episode?
12.15 - Dale and his keyboard subtracted enjoyment from the episode. So it's totally ok for the Hill family to just take the spot from the Dooley family? A bit hypocritical.
12.17 - So it's officially 2008-ish in the series? Did Peggy sell the fugly house? Did Bud Ferguson and Hank Hill become friends?
12.18 - Dale is so conflicting. It's like his personality just changes on a whim.
12.19 - Dale. Is. A. Jackass.
12.20 - So the vending machines are back? So Hank just keeps Cowboys memorabilia ontop of the fridge and not in his den? Did Hank get his second Blue Flame Of Valor award? The episode is very old people hate new things.
12.21 - I thought Peggy burned the grandfather clock in Hillenium?
12.22 - Oh Dale - you silly goober. Honestly, it would've been better if Hoyt's history was just ambiguous.
13.1 - So Bill gets into shape, again. I wonder if he'll go back to being a overweight and a mess again after the episode concludes.
13.2 - Buck's and Dale's logic. I'm not even surprised it turned out like it did. I'm sure there will be no repurcussions to their fraud.
13.3 - Sooo, the McMansion finished construction and wasn't inspected...at any point? Surely, the permit review board would've seen its basically crap-tier construction.
13.4 - What a weird plug for MySpace - even in late 2008. Everyone had already moved to Facebook.
13.5 - Why did Dale take his shirt off for the log flume ride?
13.6 - I thought Peggy broke their TV during the football game episode and was going to get one with less definition due to Luanne thinking the one on the wall was a window? I know its supposed to be funny, but really? Hank and Bobby couldn't figure out their new TV remote?0
13.7 - The bulk of the plot contradicts earlier episodes, specifically the one where the kids and that weird kid that later rats on Bobby Connie and Joseph when they go to the caves, all go to the lake for their Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank and Bill eat their talking sticks (slimjims), and Bobby whalops a whopping crane. They all act like this is their first experience. Heck, Bobby's personality, interests, and mindset are so random and always changing - same with Dale.
13.8 - Luanne is suddenly very pregnant, despite it being months after they got married, which happened a month or so after she got pregnant? For someone her size, the bulge should've been much sooner, right? Whataburger is now Want-A-Burger, despite the name being Whataburger in all other episodes its in. lol? Also, kinda weird that Jane is 17 and just finds out Bill is old, or calls everyone honey. Like, you couldn't figure that out either by his voice or how shitty he ate?
13.9 - Buck is a terrible boss. How Hank has put up with his antics after all these years is just beyond me. I mean, I thought it was low of Buck to frame Hank for Debbie's death. Or the weird Emu thing. Or cozing up with Luanne. Or taking Bobby to Arkansas to the illegal gambling den. Or the weird ice cream positivity thing where he kept his employees hostage to play games.
13.10 - Bobby is such a spoiled shitass. You're 13 years old. It's 2008. Figure out a way home other than calling your parents. Or just go back into the mall and get a ride home with Joseph or the other boys. Like I said before, his personality is so random. One episode he doesn't want anything to do with his parents - the next he's clingy. Hes self-reliant and independent - the next he's a clusterfuck of problems.
13.11 - Weird that this is the first time in two years of the storyline (give or take ten years) that Hank mentions one of his nostrils is bigger than the other. Also, I know it's fair game, but guys, come on. Grow up. You're better than the Mustangs who harassed you for 20 years. Also weird that most of the team lives in the same radius of Rainey Street and Hank Bill Dale and Boomhauer are like "I wonder if the guys are still around".
13.12 - Oh Hank. Can't be bothered to talk to strangers. Oh Peggy. Insecure and the need to be cool. Did Bobby start a relationship with Hun Chin Ko? Same as he did with Sandy and all the others.
13.14 - And the Hills are back to their small tv. I thought Lucky didn't follow a religion? When the heck did this rivalry between streets start and why is this episode the first mention? Also, when the heck did Bobby get a computer?
13.15 - Hank was born in a hospital? Wasn't he born in the women's bathroom at Yankee Stadium, resulting in the whole plot of Yankee Hankee where he's not a native Texan? Cotton had a French lover - that he wasn't in Japan? Does this mean that the whole plot of Returning Japanese is nullified, despite Hank's half brother being in Luanne and Lucky's wedding? I thought Cotton had made his peace with the Japanese...
13.16 - Again, I thought Bobby was okay at baseball?
13.17 - I thought Chip was woodchipped by Dale how many seasons ago and Jerry Popper was retired and convinced the maid was stealing from him...
13.18 - Canada bad? America good? The Huskins are legitimate assholes, eh? Boomhauer, my man.
13.19 - I'm uncomfortable.
13.20 - It's weird that Gary is out like that.
13.21 - Hank helping Bill under the condition of Bill never making decisions for himself isn't new - this was mentioned many times earlier, but I'm sure its just one of those incontinuities that keep happening in this series because Bill's the character we feel sorry for and NEVER EVER grows as a character.
13.22 - Wait - Joseph ate playdough spaghetti and bugs as a child? That explains a lot. Arlen has a State Psychiatric Hospital? Lori - No Means No.
13.23 - So Boomhauer admits its been seven or so years since the Souphanousinphones moved in. Its around 2008-2010. So the Souphanousinphones moved in when Connie was in middle school. And she and Bobby and Joseph are still in middle school. Yeesh.
13.24 - Hank's been waiting 13 years for Bobby to ask him to join the team...but like, he's joined many teams before. Baseball, football, cross country, and wrestling. Also, whatever happened to the outdoor furniture Hank and Peggy bought from that outdoor furniture store?

It’s a question I have often asked myself , as I’m contemplate my Decent DE1 Pro and EG-1 Grinder setup every day (I know what you’re thinking, but I do plan to upgrade as soon as I graduate).
Sometimes I play Gregorian chants to pay sonorous homage to a deeply religious moment.
At other times, since I am Hindu, I play the lessons given by Lord Krishna to the warrior Arjun in the Bhagvad Gita, in order to highlight a teaching and learning moment in my espresso preparation.
When it’s an experimental new coffee, I tend to go to the soundtrack of that cinematic tour de force Debbie Does Dallas, to emphasise an exciting and, let’s face it, uncertain but long and deep voyage of discovery. And there’s crema, then there’s crema, if you know what I mean.
But enough about me. What is your musical accompaniment of choice in pursuit of this grand passion?

I got permanently banned from nostupidquestions because I referred to fandoms as “cult followings.” I’m not going to appeal—why would I appeal getting kicked out of East Germany?
I want my child to blend in with every geekdom, no matter how niche. What cult fandoms should I expose him to so he can win over the nerds? All will be age-appropriate, I.e. he won’t watch Debbie Does Dallas until he’s at least 12, because that’s when he’ll be good enough at picking locks to access my stash, and there’s only one film in there.
Everybody knows Star Trek and My little Pony. Some of us think we’re special for liking The Evil Dead.
Some people even like the McRib. Apparently, there was enough fandom in the world to will into existence Good Burger 2 and a burger at Arby’s that is always, always sold out.
No one also cares about this terrible garage band I discovered in Southern California when I bought their self-produced, home-burned CD at a thrift shop. Zero Visibility, I still remember your song “Your Mom.”
But my kid should be able to do accurate KISS makeup or realize that when people say “Primus Sucks” they really mean Primus is cool.
How can I make my son King of Every Fandom? The real reason I’m asking is because I wonder, if things were different would I think Lord of the Rings is cool and Borderlands is lame? And now I don’t know anything about lord of the rings and that has prevented and ruined friendships. I just don’t want to watch it.

Well Juniors, another week, another party, and a ton more gossip. You never fail to disappoint - unlike some of your costumes… I’m looking at you, Dawn Schafer… devils horns and sweats and literally no effort.
Speaking of God awful costumes and horrible shrews, Austin and Stacey were in fine form, bickering over his choice. We always knew Stacey liked babies, and I guess we knew she liked dating immature guys, but to see the visual representation of it was just brilliant. Don’t forget, I’m still taking bets on the breakup of these two, and after this party I’ve pushed my guess back from Christmas to Thanksgiving – any other takers?
On the topic of break ups that can’t come fast enough, Robert and Sheila seem to be teetering closer to the edge with each and every party. Word on the literal street is she was seen trying to run away from him and leave, while he insisted on trying to make everything better. No surprises here, but Robert still doesn’t seem to know how to give up on a basket case nut job, despite everything Andi, and now Sheila, have put him through. The only good news is that he’ll have a new girlfriend in a matter of minutes once he dumps Sheila, because we all know guys like Robert can’t ever be alone.
Two people who *should* be alone – Mad and Harry – can’t seem to keep their hands off each other, or their mouths shut. Apparently these two are having enough sex to put the rest of us to shame, and aren’t too worried about who knows it. So much for Mr ‘I don’t want to be tied down’, because from what we hear, you have no problems being tied *up*.
Remember that whole mess around the hurricane, where TJ, the wannabe criminal, and Heather, the wannabe his girlfriend ended things because TJ had a thing for Lauren, the wannabe anyone? And then TJ got what he wanted (we assume) and dumped her ass? Turns out Lauren was the one to move on first (but only just) with none other than Pete, the wannabe free from Mary Anne. The two were seen very very cozy on Saturday night, flirting and laughing (which, for a mind-numbing virgin like Lauren is basically like fucking) about which one of them was the most boring. Turns out it *is* Lauren, after Pete’s exploits later in the evening, but I’ll get to that soon. However, since ending things with both Heather the Heathen and Lauren the Lame, the bets have been on for which way TJ would move next - good girls or bad? It seems like no one counted on the middle, with TJ seen getting very comfortable with former babysitter slash animals rights activist slash hippie turned just plain weird with no costume creativity - Dawn. However, it seems like TJ couldn’t quite close the deal, and Dawn headed elsewhere to get some satisfaction… right into the closet with Steve Randazzo. So much for turning over a new leaf, hey Steve? Dawn may be cruelty free, but apparently she’s not creep free just yet.
Hands up if you went home on Saturday night and had a wet dream due to the drunk and delirious display put on by Margie and Corinne? Everyone but Alex? Just what I thought. It seems our two favourite ‘we’re only lesbians when we’re drunk, hehe’ cheerleaders finally got bored of their boring boyfriends, and went to town on each other, just like the old days. While Marty was more than happy to cheer *them* on for a change - no doubt with visions of threesomes dancing in his eyes - Alex was a little less thrilled, and broke things up very quickly. It seems Mr Boring is also Mr Overprotective, and didn’t like the fact that his girlfriend might enjoy the hands and tongue of anyone else – even ones that don’t also come with a penis. Who had the last orgasm, you ask? Judging by the way Marty and Corinne headed upstairs immediately after Alex ended everyone’s fun, there’s really no question. And watch out Alex – if you don’t stop ruining everyone’s fantasies of your girlfriend and her bestie, the only fun you’re going to have in the future will be with your one true love – your right hand.
Since dumping the absolute train wreck that is Susan Taylor, Bart Taylor (no relation – so they say) has moved on quickly and swiftly with none other than a former flame, Greer Carson. Susan herself has wasted no time in fanning her own flames with alleged badboy ‘G’ – you know he’s bad when he goes only by a single letter. Strap yourselves in kids, this one is long and messy – just like Susan’s nights on any day that ends in ‘y’. This little tidbit came to me in various pieces, and I’ve had to work hard to put it all together. But it seems Messy Susan had a run in with G over a week ago, which resulted in some public deflowering in the back of his car. Some sources allege the two were seen literally sexing it up on the beach, while others claim G was so out of his mind he thought he was with his ‘J’ – none other than the same Jacqui that *everyone* claims as their own (including most recently, Brad Simon – I saw this one with my own eyes Shannon, so there is no denying your former lover is sexing it up with his former lover again). But I digress, back to G and S. It also appears as though Susan told G her name was Sabrina – and if I had written up a short article a week ago, this is what I would be reporting… sneaky sneaky, Susan! Clearly you don’t understand that your actions have consequences… including your new lover getting the ass whooping of a lifetime from his former friend and the built like an ice box ‘Ice Box’. As we *all* know, Ice has been getting it on with Sabrina all over town for who only knows how long (now that I think of it… was it you two in the backyard at Penny’s party or in the basement?). So, Ice clearly thought Sabrina had fucked his good pal G, which explains Ice handing G his ass on a platter as well as the two being suspended from school. And although it was actually Susan who went all Debbie does Dallas on G, word has it Sabrina and Ice are still done. Hope you’re happy Suz! Oh wait, it seems like you are, with rumours that G stayed over after your party and kept you company the same way he kept Jacqui company in your bedroom closet earlier that night… or so several sources reported when they heard growling coming from Susan’s room only to see G and J emerge soon after. And that’s the end of that shitshow.
Perhaps not quite as juicy, but equally perplexing is the love story between Amelia and Trevor. Maybe *between* is a strong word – I mean the love story of Amelia and herself, and Trevor and himself. These two are definitely a match made in hell on that level, and I don’t think anything or anyone could mess things up… except maybe Irv Hirsch? While Amelia proclaims to hate Irv with a passion stronger than the one she has for herself, she sure seems to liven up when Irv comes around her. And when he talks to her too. Speaking of coming around Irv, we see you, Dori. You may also claim to hate Irv, but we see the way you look at him when you think no one is watching. Too bad he doesn’t have a matching stick up his ass, or we’d say you two would make the perfect couple.
And it seems like it was quite the night for exes, as I spied with my little eye, something beginning with ‘Sugar Bear’. Cokie and Brent may be ancient history, but there’s nothing like history repeating itself to make sure we really entrench those bad mistakes, hey Cokie? Luckily Logan eventually came to her rescue, but he took long enough. Why, you may wonder? So did I… It turns out, the only bigger snoozefest than Mary Anne and How-did-I get stuck here? Johnson is Mary Anne desperately throwing herself at ex-boyfriend Logan. We saw you touching his arm, Mary Anne. Incidentally, touching arms is third base for her. Just ask Pete Black. I wonder if Cokie knows that Mary Anne wants Logan for more than just tandem baby-sitting? And speaking of tandem, Brent left Cokie to go do a little tandem riding of his own, with Katie Lopez in the backseat of his car. What started as seven minutes in heaven seemed to quickly turn into seven seconds in Brent's car… and we highly doubt Katie reached anywhere near Heaven.
Someone who *was* in Heaven at the Halloween party was Penny Weller. Not content enough with stealing her ex best friends ex-boyfriend, Penny was seen flirting with not only King, but also Pete *and* Troy at the party. The only thing surprising about this is that it was just *three* - everyone saw what the Mother of Dragon’s was wearing, right? We wonder just how many of those guys got under that dress… Harry Potter must have done something right in that closet to get homemade cookies at lunch on Monday at the least. But how long until Penny goes back to Harley King and his dirty old hog?
Perhaps one of the juiciest pieces of gossip to come out of the party was not Penny rubbing Pete’s golden snitch, but Wayne pulling a ‘She’s All That’ on Mindy Howard. Who? You may ask. Good question. Apparently she’s been going to school with us for years, and Wayne bet his friends he could pull her glasses off, change her overalls and… wait, no, sadly that wouldn’t work on this one. He bet his friends he could make her fall in love with him, and he apparently won that bet. It’s the first time in his life that Wayne has been right about anything other than where his mouth is, and that’s only because he found it when he shoved his foot in there. Why Mindy would even want to be with Wayne is probably the bigger question. She may be a nobody, but at least she can count to three. Wayne can’t count past the amount of boobs a girl has on her chest (two Wayne, and maybe one day you’ll get to touch some).
Speaking of forgettable, anyone remember Zoe Lang? Apparently our very own Butcher Boy didn’t, at least not until his tongue was down her throat. He can at least blame the drugs, but we’re not so sure what Zoe’s reason was for not remembering him – which she didn’t, until apparently, she remembered she *hates* him. She doesn’t hate his best friend Skin though, and we wonder just who got there first?
And while Wayne may have gotten there first with Mindy, it didn’t take her long to move on and find comfort in the arms of someone else – the recently broken up with Ross Brown. Ross and Emily are certainly weird enough for each other, but also incredibly difficult to figure out. They’re best friends forever, date for a week, break up and then both move on the same night? After Mindy and Ross wound up in each other's arms, we thought Emily might go back to Steve, but instead she found her way into Rick Chow’s arms – and lips. Ross found out and wasn’t too happy, but what do you expect, Ross, when you dump a girl after a week? She won’t wait around forever. Try developing a personality and she might be interested again.
Someone who will wait around forever, because she is literally so desperate for *any* attention, is Shawna Riverson. After apparently striking out in the closet with Jeremy Rudolph (who seems to have some good taste if he turned down Shawna), she rounded out the night with a homerun – or a touchdown? I personally wouldn’t consider sex with King in a bathroom winning in life, but we all know Shawna will take anything she can get, including Jacqui Grant’s sloppy seconds.
Speaking of Jacqui, quite the love triangle she has found herself in these days. Since dumping Shannon, Brad has moved on with absolutely no regrets, getting Jacqui topless with no effort at the party. Does Jacqui ever require effort though? We’re not sure if this was before or after she had weird animal sex with G in a closet, but either way, winning at life Jacqui. I’m not quite sure how Ice fits in here yet, but I’m sure all the pieces will fall into place – between Jacqui’s legs.
A not so rousing game of Never Have I Ever confirmed a few things we had all suspected, such as Mad and Harry’s proclivity for kitchen sex, how many girls just in one room have gone past first base with Irv and that Steve has passed his STI’s along to two girls in one day.
An honourable mention for the best game of the night goes to Seven Minutes in Heaven, which saw the likes of the following combinations – Penny and Pete, Tonya and Skin, Grace and Todd, Lily and Seth, Greer and Jim, Heather and Jay, Meg and Malik, Katie and Brent, Shawna and Jeremy, Dawn and Steve, Mariah and RJ, Susan and Dave. Some of these I’ve already touched on, like Katie and Brent’s backseat blow out, and some… well, you probably don’t need to use any imagination to imagine *nothing* happening.
And that’s it for another wild and weird party, with too many drinks, hook ups and costumes for me to report on them all. But that said, I can’t *wait* to see what trouble you all get into next time. Until then…

A sudden reversal of fortunes has eliminated 1 team from playoff contention but it just so happens that the team in question can play spoiler and shakeup the playoff landscape. With half of the playoff spots already accounted for, this week's rivalry games are sure to bring the level of competition that will test friendships and perhaps a familial relationship. It's almost kickoff time so let's get into the matchups.
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1st Louie vs 3rd Vinh
The man that brought VALpak into the league has had to watch 2 of the 3 newer members win championships, something that has eluded him for a decade. His opportunity for revenge is nigh! Sitting in 2nd place of the BALLERS division, Vinh can't leapfrog Louie week but he can certainly make it close for an epic season finale. The only one standing in his way is himself. Vinh's success so far has been owed to his reliance on his roster of 49ers and Bills players. The result of a bunch of his players on bye in week 9 was a 40pt drubbing. This week QB Allen, WR1 Diggs and WR3 Moore are all on bye, meaning anyone healthy is in the starting lineup. The one position that Vinh has to choose from is RB: Warren vs ARI get the nod over Mostert and thankfully for Vinh and the Rams, Williams is back from IR. Still, yahoo proj have Louie winning easily. Louie doesn't have much in terms of depth, but his starters have put up more points than any other team in the league. The only question for him, also at RB, Swift or Gibbs? Swift has the better matchup of the two, SF Def vs NO Def, but the Niner fan is keeping the faith and rolling with Gibbs. Louie has an early lead as WR Lamb outscored fellow Cowboys WR Cook 33 to 16 on TNF. Will Vinh earn a bit of vindication or will Louie lockup the #1 seed?
2nd Allan vs 6th Alex
Two cousins battle again with a more at stake since their last meeting. Allan has a chance to lock up 1st in The Outsiders division. He won their first game despite being the underdog and he'll face similar odds this go around. Dak was great but Micah Parsons and Dallas Def underperformed on TNF. Since Allan has an injured TE and another on bye, Alex decided to block multiple TE's to narrow the FA market. Considering some of the tricks these two have played on each other over the years, a little gamesmanship isn't that big of a deal, right? Specially with Alex in a 3-way tie for 6th/7th/8th. Allan chose to double up on his KC pass catchers with WR Rice added TE Gray. Although they aren't must-starts, playing this week against QB Mahomes is a good strategy. The rest of Allan's roster fills itself out. As for filling out rosters, Alex's sit/start decisions over the last month have been questionable. Bringing you into the mind of an over-thinker, Alex has WR Collins>Kirk, but fomo with fellow JAX WR Ridler, Alex is starting both Jaguars. Leaving open a flex spot that must be filled by Waddle, with Puka facing CLE Def. If you though his WR choices were the only thing keeping him up late, take a gander at RB options: Ford vs Kamara. While Kamara is no Ferrari, Alex is a PPR stalwart. He is absolutely shooting himself in the foot with at least one if not three offensive positions, but that's the problem with self fulfilling prophecies, Pygmalion is in his head big time.
4th Victor vs 7th Albert
Two thirds of the former VALpak division face-off for a friendly matchup. And by friendly, I mean for Victor only. He's the last to join the league and is also the most recent champion. He's in the playoffs and he can't take over his new division, so he's got nothing to play for except bragging rights. That and the opportunity to play spoiler with Albert on the brink of being bottom two. Albert on the other hand, similar to Vinh, invited a member to the league and watched them win a championship before him. Add a potential knockout game to the mix and you know he's got Victor in his sights. Not to be a debbie downer but with QB Burrow out for the season, Albert is against the 8-ball every week. His repalcement QB Howell has scores ranging from 36 to -20. A 56pt swing is just nuts. WR AJ Brown and RB's Stevenson/Hall are his only reliable scorers. X-factors WR Sutton, TE Thomas, and an IDP will need to step it up if Albert hopes to win. Victor and 3rd highest scoring team are missing a pair of Raiders WRs, but have everyone else healthy. WR Metcalf showed out on TNF to the tune of 39pts with a 6/134/3 stat line and a TD celebration that is becoming my new favorite. Victor didn't start DK, instead favoring St.Brown/McLauren/Theilen. Does that leave the door open for Albert to pull off the upset?
5th Ed vs 9th Keith
This rivalry began a a slow burn in our league's inaugural season and ignited into a blaze when Keith defeated Ed for the championship, his first title and Ed's first title loss. Keith earned a reprieve when score corrections granted him a tie in lieu of a loss last week, but Ed can still push Keith to the edge with a loss. Whereas Keith can take Ed out of their division race. Needless to say, this matchup will add to their rivalry. Ed's favored despite having a TE, DL, and S on bye, having WR Hill on your team will do that. Along with Hill, Ed's starting QB Purdy, WR's Smith/Pittman and RB Etienne. That's a formidable lineup even without a TE. Keith has been searching for scoring since his early season success. He's got the worst luck on two counts: lowest scoring team, most points scored against him. This week will be no different. Keith has backups starting at QB, WR, TE and Flex. The latter is his own doing, choosing to go with RB Moss over WR Hopkins and RB Williams. If Ed wins, maybe he'll throw some good vibes Alex's way in an attempt to take back the division lead. If Keith wins, his fantasy allegiance will be in the opposite direction. Not to pick favorites but as a Raider fan, I just can't see a team starting Carr winning NFL games, let alone in fantasy.
8th Lani vs 10th Jono
Here. We. Go. Enough matchups have been played between Lani and Jono that leave no doubt about a rivalry between the two teams. Jono was dealt devastating news early Thursday morning with yahoo taking a win from him, thus ending his playoff hopes. But everyone knows, Jono loves to play spoiler no matter the circumstances. With an opportunity to take Lani down a notch, that's plenty of stakes to play for. Lani's 3-game lead ahead of Jono is thanks in part to her earlier season win. If you take away that 13pt deficit, Jono holds a 25pt scoring margin over the other 11 games. It's not much, but it shows that Lani's team has underperformed throughout the season. Enough preamble, lets get to the matchups: QB Hurts vs Mayfield, advantage Lani. WR's Olave/Downs vs Evans/Chase, advantage Jono. RB Robinson vs Harris, advantage Lani. Flex WR Dortch vs RB Pollard, advantage Jono. TE Ferguson vs Engram, advantage Lani. K Aubrey vs Butker, advantage Lani. DEF TB vs Pit, advantage Jono. IDP's even. Yahoo has it as a 3pt Lani win, while I'm inclined to agree I think it comes down to the big 49ers/Eagles game. How goes Hurts, how goes Lani. Fly Eagles Fly!

Angela offers Liz a dress, and the pilot for the Mimosa Hoes Comedy Hour- which may or may not be a Podcast, that I would listen to, isn’t it awfully convenient that the dress fits Liz? Is this a two-hour episode? Anybody want to start that podcast? fine, why is Liz dressed like a hobo? Which is fair, she is a woman who is consensually- was that in her contract?
Ominous copyright free music, dear god it’s Angela! She’s talking about her sex life! Is this the Blair Witch Project? No, the breakdown of a marriage? Hopefully, I have never wanted love to die harder than this, will Asuelu’s mom care? She’d be a great divorce lawyer, “I don’t care about the kids, I just want the money!”
Angela celebrates making it to the end, and somehow- seriously how did she do that? Which one of them was praying to Satan? All of them they, Liz was praying to Baphomet, he’s different Liz, know your demons! The therapists learn about the boat fight, and The Spanish-American War gives a PSA about the dangers of boats, and for once I agree with him. This is, Debbie still wants to kick his ass, progress.
By the way, Angela and Mykul are still somehow the only couple- she’s still holding onto the divorce papers. Yara, please talk bad about your husband, he is undeserving of adverbs. Yara, and the therapists are ashamed and embarrassed- especially the Psychic one, who saw this coming, she watched the show.
Jovi realizes that he might be being a dick, and he needs to earn Yara’s forgiveness- hey Asuelu how are you doing? Worse than me? Did that strip club field trip cotribute to the divorce? Apparently, thsi is a big shock, Big Shock is also Dallas’s stripper name. Kalani is about to get a BIG Shock tonight.
The Spanish-American War is worried about Asuelu, who had two kids for a reason- condoms are for slut people. Asuelu needs to focus on being a dad. Anyway, the recommitment ceremony! Two of you won’t be there. Here are some souvenir cards for the road.
Yara gets a counseling session from the psychic, who wonders why she has to feel shame for Jovi? Can’t he be ashamed for himself? Can’t people be their own hot messes- Yara can she has soem issues, with shame. Yara’s sister and mother sound terrible.
The therapist does an exercise to help Yara with her shame, what other words could she ass on, that are true to make her feel differntly? Your uncle is drunk, or, you could record that shit and put it on Youtube, see, “Drunk Uncle Sings ‘All Star’”, the alphabet with my drunk uncle- confronting my drunk uncles' fear of horses, I feel so much better now.
Liz also has a lot to think about, she has a ring but does he deserve it? Does he take this relationship seriously? Why are Kalani and Asuelu going to the commitment ceremony? They are doing the opposite of commitment. “A Roamntic Poem About Thrush”, man who attempts the English Langauge, everyone else isn’t doing much better.
Yara decides to confront Jovi, why are strippers hotter than her, why them? Seriously, why, she is an attractive woman! Spend time with her, get sex! Jovi learns that Yara is insecure- which she already told, yes, you were hurting her! It is affecting her in a negative way! The sky is blue! You will not go back to a strip club! Unless the producers pay you, to go to the strip club! Jovi is going to prove himself, Yara is going to trust him so hard.
The ladies get dressed for the ceremony- and Kolini is also confused, why is Kalani going? It was in her contract, what’s in mine? Where’s my kidney? Where is Oliver’s Kidney? Where is Oliver? Kalani asks Kolini to tell her what to say to Asuelu- and she imemdeatly starts reciting the lyrics to “I Don’t F*** With You”, so Kalani does bullet points.
Angela is allowed back onto the resort property for filming, after 1-8 sedagives, which is 17 medical marijuanas, and she is full of compliments for Yara- so is Kalani, it was in her contract, is that Liz at the door? Are they getting drunk? This is fine, why is Liz dessed like a hobo? Which is fair, she is a woman who is consensually- was that in her contract?
Angela offers Liz a dress, and the pilot for the Mimosa Hoes Comedy Hour- which may or may not be a Podcast, that I would listen to, isn’t it awfully convenient that the dress fits Liz? Is this a two hour episode? Anybody want to start that podcast?
The boys are nervous, as they should be, “Horny Dudes at a Strip Club” doesn’t sound nearly as entertaining. Will their women take them back, will three out of four of their, Asuelue’s bucket hat looks fantastic.
Angela is up first- and she whips out the divorce, she was saving all the drama for the end! She rips up the divorce papers, and admits that she needs to work on herself and her- was she, the main problem? Is there a hot buffet after this?
I give this episode ⅘ stars, the highlight was feminism- which Angela was somehow, 3 out of 4 of these women stood up for their damn selves! Yes, why are they even with these men, on this- money, Angela was compensated generously to not be herself, as much, how many sedagives did they give her? Yara’s family, and the entire country of Ukraine get a dishonorable mention- for being terrible! her but if you saw the commercial you would too.
The next *beautiful* couple is Jovi and Yara, and, Jovi is ready, is Yara- oh look, a commercial, is anyone else getting a creepy ass comemrcial for *real* fur coats? Who knew that so many pimps lived in (Town Redacted), there’s this one lady with dead eyes who I’m convinced is plotting to steal all the coats, she has that “Gone Girl” Swagger, and the demeanor of of a psychopath, I’ve never met her but if you saw the commercial you would too.
Anyway, Yara is ready to rededicate, because Mylah, that, they are going to work on their, they have a Youtube channel this shit has tow ork out- Yara has made him a famous, better person. Yara’s vows are also heartfelt, and sound genuine, Jovi forgot the part about staying out of Strip Clubs.
Liz and her partner are next, and The Spanish American War makes it all about him, which was the top story on “Bears Shit in the Woods News”, the only show with more animalistic journalism than Fox News. And even he screws that up by re-proposing, too early, and in bear sports the bears tore apart the rabbits, that’s it, that’s bear sports, now the weather. Liz recommits, because it’s in he contract- and she has the ring, how much could they get for a marriage special?
Kalani feels so lonely, is Dallas rising out of the ocean like Aquaman? That would be kind of awesome, do they need more alcohol, seriously? Dear god they’re dancing!
I give this episode ⅘ stars, the highlight was feminism- which Angela was somehow, 3 out of 4 of these women stood up for their damn selves! Yes, why are they even with these men, on this- money, Angela was compensated generously to not be herself, as much, how many sedagives did they give her? Yara’s family, and the entire country of Ukraine get a dishonroable mention- for being terrible!
And next week, there is no next week, which is not terrible but I’d love to hear what the kids have to say about the public divorce, and Strip Clubs in the New Orleans Area losing 10% of their profits- because someone doesn’t want their husband going there! Yara really is so terrible, sarcasm, are they still dancing? Well, time to turn that off, who left this variety of weapons by my? Rope, I wasn’t a Boy Scout!

Since someone was asking if there was a checklist now that Vinegar Syndrome has removed them from their official checklist, I thought I would wip up a list of all the adult titles they used to have. I think this is nearly everything. For those interested, please copy this and update it as you see fit. I tried to keep it to just the movies that were classified as Hardcore, although a few others are on there that weren't under that classification.
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Adult movie list circa 10/20/2023:
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Vinegar Syndrome – DVD:
A Place Beyond Shame
A Saint, A Woman, A Devil
Abduction of an American Playgirl / Winter Heat
Afternoon Delights / Slave of Pleasure
All Night Long / Tapestry of Passion
Anticipation / Flesh Pond
Baby Rosemary / Hot Lunch – Baby Rosemary was released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 3
Boiling Desires / Love Champions
Both Ways
Carnal Haven / Her Last Fling
Champagne For Breakfast
Come Under My Spell / Lady Dynamite
Confessions of a Teenage Peanut Butter Freak
Corporate Assets – Also released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 3
Cry for Cindy / Touch Me / Act of Confession
Dark Dreams
Deep Roots / Starlet Nights
Deep Tango / Young Secretaries
Dixie Ray Hollywood Star – Also released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 1
Dracula Sucks – Also released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 3, also released on 4K
Eat at the Blue Fox / Titillation
Evil Come, Evil Go
Expectations / Confessions
Fantastic Orgy / Champagne Orgy
Fast Cars Fast Women / Starship Eros
Flesh and Laces: Parts 1 & 2
Flying Acquaintances
Harlot / Tijuana Blue
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls – Also released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 1
Hot Flashes
Hot Legs / California Gigolo
Jungle Blue
Ladies Night / Her Wicked Ways
Little Showoffs
Little Sisters / Powder Burns
Lust Inferno / Marathon
Mai Lin vs. Serena / Oriental Hawaii
Marilyn and the Senator
Ms. Magnificent
My Master My Love / Teenage Masseuse / More
My Sinful Life / Las Vegas Girls
Nasty Nurses / Let's Talk Sex
Naughty Girls Need Love Too
Naughty Network
Never Sleep Alone
Night Caller
Physical Attraction / Classical Romance
Pleasure Maze / Lovers Lane
Pretty Peaches 1 – Released on Blu-ray as part of Pretty Peaches Trilogy
Pretty Peaches II / Pretty Peaches III – Released on Blu-ray as part of Pretty Peaches Trilogy
Prisoner of Paradise – Also released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 1
Pulsating Flesh / Super Sex
Purely Physical / Cathouse Fever
Pussycat Ranch / Here Comes the Bride
Red Heat / Hot Vampire / Peeping Tom
Robin's Nest / Bella
Sadie / The Seductress
Savage Sadists / Den of Dominance / Daughters of Discipline
School Girl Reunion / Sensuous Fly Girls
Sensual Encounters of Every Kind
Sessions of Love Therapy / 101 Acts of Love
Sex and Astrology
Sex in the Comics
Sex World – Also released on Blu-ray and 4K
Sexual Heights / Undulations
Sherlick Holmes / Reunion
Showdown
Silk Satin & Sex / Turn On With Kelly Nichols
Star Virgin
Storefront Theatre: All Night at the Bizarre Art
Storefront Theatre: All Night at the PO-NO
Sunny / More Than Sisters
That's Outrageous
The Altar of Lust / Angel on Fire
The Blue Hour / One Naked Night / Three in a Towel
The Bride's Initiation
The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio / A Clockwork Blue – Also released on Blu-ray
The First Time / Oriental Babysitter
The Intrusion
The Love Slaves
The New Erotic Adventures of Casanova 1 & 2
The Night Bird / Night of the Spanish Fly
The Oral Generation
The Ribald Tales of Canterbury / Tasty – The Ribald Tales of Canterbury was released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 1
The Seduction of Cindy / Tara Tara Tara Tara
The Sensually Liberated Female / He and She
The Sexorcist / Deviants in Love
The Sexualist / Wendy's Palace
The Sinful Pleasures of Reverend Star / Kinky Tricks / China Lust
The Ultimate Pleasure / I Am Always Ready
The Vixens of Kung-Fu / Oriental Blue – The Vixens of Kung-Fu was released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 3
The Young Like it Hot / Sweet Young Foxes – Also released on Blu-ray and 4K
Three Ripening Cherries / Sensual Fire
Too Naughty to Say No – Also released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 1
Tropic of Desire / Fantasy World – Tropic of Desire was released on Blu-ray as part of 5 Films 5 Years Volume 3
Unveiled
Velvet High / Summertime Blue
Virgin and the Lover / Lustful Feelings
Wakefield Poole's Bible!
Wakefield Poole's Bijou
Wakefield Poole's Boys in the Sand
Wakefield Poole's Take One / Moving!
Women at Play / Good Girls, Bad Girls
Young Girls Do
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Peekarama – DVD:
Carnal Highways / Carnal Olympics
Frankie and Johnnie Were Lovers / The Mislayed Genie
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Vinegar Syndrome – Blu Ray
5 Films 5 Years - Volume #1 - Contains Dixie Ray Hollywood Star, Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls, Prisoner of Paradise, The Ribald Tales of Canterbury, and Too Naughty to Say No
5 Films 5 Years - Volume #3 - Contains Baby Rosemary, Corporate Assets, Dracula Sucks (later released on 4K), Tropic of Desire, and Vixens of Kung-Fu
9 Lives of a Wet Pussy*
A Climax of Blue Power
A Thousand and One Erotic Nights 1 & 2*
A Touch of Genie
A Woman's Torment*
Babyface 1*
Babyface 2
Blue Ice*
China and Silk
China Girl
Corruption*
Fleshpot on 42nd Street*
Frat House*
Hard Soap, Hard Soap / Disco Lady*
Her Name Was Lisa*
High School Fantasies*
I Like To Watch / Sorority Sweethearts*
Indecent Exposure*
Justine*
Let My Puppets Come*
Liquid Assets
Malabimba*
Mary! Mary!
Mascara*
Matinee Idol
Memories Within Miss Aggie*
Pretty Peaches Trilogy*
Public Affairs*
Sex World – Also released on 4K
Skin Flicks*
Taboo 1**
Taboo 2 & 3**
Taboo 4**
The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio / A Clockwork Blue
The Lost Films of Herschell Gordon Lewis*
The Naughty Victorians*
The Pink Ladies*
The Young Like It Hot / Sweet Young Foxes – Also released on 4K
Throat... 12 Years After
Tinseltown
Trashy Lady*
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Peekarama – Blu Ray:
Amber Aroused / Slip Into Silk*
Anyone But My Husband / Sweet Punkin*
Babe*
Body Girls / Let's Get Physical*
Climax! / Wet Dreams*
Come With Me My Love / Satan Was A Lady*
Debbie Does Dallas Part 2*
Dredger / The Love Jewel (Draguse / Le Bijou D’Amour)*
Erotic Adventures of Candy / Candy Goes to Hollywood
Fantasm / Fantasm Comes Again*
Furies Sexuelles / Prostitution Clandestine*
Pandora's Mirror*
Rollerbabies / Mount of Venus*
Summer Camp Girls*
Taxi Girls / Heavenly Desire*
The Beast In Space*
The Double Exposure of Holly*
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Quality X – Blu Ray:
Centerspread Girls*
Getting Personal*
Joy*
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Mélusine – 4K:
The Tale of Tiffany Lust**
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Peekarama – 4K:
Dracula Sucks*
Sex World*
Stiff Competition*
The Young Like It Hot / Sweet Young Foxes*
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* Has a slipcover
** Has a Hardbox

Sunrise Adams (Saint Louis, 14 września 1982 r.) to amerykańska była aktorka pornograficzna. Chociaż urodziła się w St. Louis, dorastała niemal w ubóstwie w rolniczym regionie wschodniego Teksasu. "Dorastałam w Pickton w Teksasie (90 mieszkańców), bez telefonu, tylko z jednym kanałem telewizyjnym i bez nikogo do zabawy w promieniu wielu mil" - powiedziała magazynowi Hustler w maju 2005 roku. W szkole średniej dobrze radziła sobie zarówno w nauce, jak i sporcie, grając w koszykówkę i piłkę nożną. Ukończyła szkołę w wieku 16 lat i uczęszczała do pobliskiego college'u. Jest wnuczką Sunset Thomas, innej aktorki z gatunku porno. Kiedy skończyła 18 lat, jej ciotka Sunset Thomas odwiedziła ją w jej miejscu pracy. Thomas przekonała swoją siostrzenicę, że branża filmów dla dorosłych może być właściwą drogą do sławy i pieniędzy.
W dniu 17 września 2002 roku, pomimo preferencji Vivid dla jej naturalnej sylwetki, Sunrise Adams przeszła operację powiększenia piersi. W tym samym roku Vivid zatrudnił Adams do roli Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge i przyszłych filmów z tej serii. Już nominowana do nagrody dla najlepszej aktorki na AVN Awards w 2003 roku, w następnym roku zdobyła nagrodę AVN dla najlepszej sceny seksu oralnego (film) za Heart of Darkness. W dniu 2 sierpnia 2004 roku Adams - wraz z Savanną Samson - pojawiła się w talk show Fox News The O'Reilly Factor, aby promować swoją książkę How to Have a XXX Sex Life. Przeprowadzając się do Los Angeles, Adams oficjalnie rozpoczęła swoją nową pracę 8 stycznia 2001 roku, występując z E Powers w filmie More Dirty Debutantes 186, choć później opisała to doświadczenie jako "nic, czego nawet nie chcę pamiętać." Była także filmowcem.
Jej pierwszą sceną z inną dziewczyną była Cherry Rain w filmie Cockless 3 (2001). Adams kręciła również sceny seksu analnego w swoich wczesnych filmach - w tym w swoim pierwszym z Powersem - ale po szczególnie traumatycznej scenie w filmie Vince'a Voyeura Initiations 8 (2001), musiała szukać pomocy medycznej i spędzić okres rekonwalescencji. Od tego czasu zawsze odmawiała tego rodzaju praktyk.
W sierpniu 2002 roku Adams podpisała dwuletni kontrakt z Vivid Entertainment, zobowiązując się do występowania w ośmiu filmach rocznie, stając się tym samym "Vivid Girl". Wcześniej nie podpisywała umów na wyłączność z firmami produkcyjnymi, a nawet odrzuciła wstępną ofertę od samego Vivid. Założyciel i prezes Vivid, Steve Hirsch, w końcu przekonał ją, zgadzając się spotkać z nią na stacji

Sunrise Adams (Saint Louis, September 14, 1982) is an American former pornographic actress. Adams, although born in St. Louis, grew up, almost in poverty, in an agricultural area of East Texas. "I grew up in Pickton, Texas (population 90), with no telephone, only one TV channel and no one to play with for miles," she told Hustler magazine in May 2005. In high school she did well in both her studies and sports, playing basketball and football. She graduated from high school at 16 and attended a nearby college. She is the granddaughter of Sunset Thomas, another actress in the porn genre. When she turned 18, her aunt Sunset Thomas visited her at her workplace. Thomas convinced her niece that the adult film industry might be the right path to fame and money. Moving to Los Angeles, Adams officially began her new job on January 8, 2001, appearing with E Powers in the film More Dirty Debutantes 186, although she later called that experience "nothing I even want to remember."
Her first scene with another girl was with Cherry Rain in the film Cockless 3 (2001). Sunrise Adams also did anal sex scenes in her early films-including her first with Powers-but, following a particularly traumatic scene in Vince Voyeur's film Initiations 8 (2001), she had to seek medical treatment and spend a period of recovery. She has refused such practices ever since. In August 2002 Adams signed a two-year contract with Vivid Entertainment, committing to appear in eight films a year and thus becoming a "Vivid Girl." She had not previously signed exclusives with production companies, and had also turned down an initial offer from Vivid itself. Vivid's founder and president, Steve Hirsch, finally convinced her by agreeing to meet her at a gas station
On September 17, 2002, despite Vivid's preference for her natural figure, Adams underwent breast enlargement surgery. That same year, Vivid hired Adams to play Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge and future films in the series. Already nominated for Best Actress at the AVN Awards in 2003, the following year she won the AVN Award for Best Oral Sex Scene (Film) for Heart of Darkness. On August 2, 2004, Adams-along with Savanna Samson-appeared on the Fox News talk show The O'Reilly Factor to promote their book How to Have a XXX Sex Life. Adams appeared on the cover of the Xbox PlayStation 2 game Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes the Neighborhood. She also starred in the non-pornographic film Grind (2003). He invests in real estate and owns several houses in California and Texas. In 2004 she did not renew her contract with Vivid for 10 years and left the porn business. She later went to work in Fort Worth, Texas, at a mortgage agency. Adams is also a poster girl for the Las Vegas nightclub Tangerine. On November 15, 2006, it was announced that she was returning to the adult film scene. Her career finally ended in 2008.