The Lesser Engine seemed to whimper, just before its animalistic head was crushed under the heavy heel of the Logos Armor. Petra was looking around, her armor covered in hellish grime, pieces of fiery cables, her hammerhead scraped in some places by the metal chitin of the warpforged abominations. A swing of her weapon decapitated a screaming techpriest, and she could see her sons advance behind her, focusing their fires onto the creatures that hadn’t come into her range.
She raised her arm and the bolter array built onto it sang four times, each bolt hitting and penetrating into the bronze hull of a monster. A movement in the side of her view immediately made her turn, and Petra placed herself right behind the Automata that was raising its shield to parry the volley of ammunition that a vomiting amalgamation of tin and steel was spewing out. The machine painted in the colors of the legion marched towards it, shield still forward as it was raising its hammer. Another Domitar joined in, and they started hammering down the bear, striking at the places that Petra indicated them to with her Logos.
Not even leaving them a moment of respite, a shriek echoed through the halls of the corrupted forgeworld, announcing the arrival of a new transformed machine, this time using the shape of a massive scorpion of brass, painted in red - probably actual blood. A True Daemon Engine.
“Stay behind”, Petra ordered her own troops. “Only the Iron Circle will engage with me. Provide cover fire”. Immediately her soldiers reorganized themselves, walking slightly back while she moved towards the warped machine. It was big, but not so much more than some beasts she had taken down during the Great Crusade.
The Logos Bolt Array roared in rapid succession, spitting explosive shells that burst on the thing’s pincer shell it was protecting itself with. The cannon on its tail aimed at the little group approaching, and fired in response. The bullets managed to pierced the shield of one of the Automata, bringing it to the ground in skittering motions as the Primarch ran to the machine.
The shell of the left pincer bent under the shock of her hammer, but could see the interior mechanisms and integrity were still completely fine. As the monster hissed, she growled and climbed onto it, before it could move its appendix. Her array fired again, aiming at the creature’s low head, and it was assailed by the other Automata. Alas, the legion’s machines could do little when even their Primarch’s strength was only sufficient to dent its exterior, their hammers clanging with sound but no damage. The Engine shrieked and spun on its feet, sweeping the footing of the Domitars with its armored tail, almost shaking Petra off of its great body.
The Breaker of Stone jumped, landing her hammer onto the machine’s head, keeping its optics away from herself. The Automata had started to stand up, some of them already trying again to impair the Daemon Engine. The Scorpion managed to snatch the shield arm of one of the Domitars into its pincers, immediately starting to grind it, then using its second arm to crush its body, neutralizing it into a cloud of sparks and noises of bent iron.
A volley of missiles exploded onto its body, making it stumble a step or two. Petra’s Tyrant Siege Terminator squad had established a perimeter around them, alongside three Devastation squads of Space Marines armed to the teeth. The Lady of Iron used the opportunity, clasping her two hands around her hammer, and smashed the face of it onto the mechanical head, cracking the glass of its baleful eye.
Letting one hand on her weapon go, she shoved her fist into the eye, fully shattering it and grasping at cables, opened fire eight times, before pulling the sparkling fiber out. The creature’s feet skittered and scraped onto the ground, flailing as well as it could with its weakening strength under the hands of the Primarch and the shields of the Automata pressing against its body.
Her soldiers approached slowly, step by step and always keeping their visors onto the fallen beast. It stopped moving. Petra allowed herself a breath, before turning to her sons. The Terminator and the Devastation squads were meticulously reloading their weapons, while her tactical squads surveyed the corridors they arrived through, one of them moving further in the dark halls of the Forge World.
When her Marines were ready, she nodded a signal to her soldiers, and they moved forward. Not even five steps were made when she turned on her heels, hearing a sound from behind her.
[The. Beast. Sings].
Three words that echoed into the large, empty hall. Her blood curled hearing it. This wasn’t normal speech. She had mechanically translated it, only understanding what the means of transmission was after hearing the full sentence.
[The. Beast. Sings].
Scrap-code.The Chaos speech reserved for the machines. An odious parody of the already-nonsensical Lingua Technis in usage within the Cult of Mars. And the carcass was speaking it. She activated the Logos’ system used to communicate orders to the Automata accompanying them.
“Killswitch protocol, immediate deactivation”. She commanded, not willing to even let a chance at her Automatas being corrupted. The Iron Warriors moved to surround the legion’s Iron Circle, carefully laying them down and locking their joints.
[The Beast sings]. It was continuously psalmoding, like a broken disc, accelerating. [The Beast sings The Beast sings The Beast sings The Beast sings]- until she put her hands on its neck, her fingers slowly bending the metal, and she pulled at it until the head was separated from the neck in a horrible noise of brass. Petra switched her comms to contact the scouting unit sent forward.
“Watch out for any signal of chaotic machines, warn us at any movement”. She turned to the corridors that had been used by some of the Techpriests that had ambushed them, eyeing the corpses with disgust.
They had all been chanting the same fucking thing. The Beast sings. What even was the beast? She had first encountered this name on another forge world, where some of her Warriors had been hunted by a strange Warp Machine. It had disappeared moments before she arrived on site herself, and she had stored it away in her memories, until it resurfaced some time later on another planet, another corrupted cult dedicated to the Dark Mechanicum. And another time, it had fled an hour before she had reached the deployment zone.
At first, the writings had been about “The Beast wakes”. Then, “The Beast writhes”. “The Beast forges”, all in Scrap-code, again and again. Until they came here, to the Forge Worlds of the moons of Cercantyle, themselves orbiting around a planet that had fallen to the corruption and whispers of the Warp.
Vibrations. Noises. Explosions.
She turned her head toward the sound, raising one of her Bolt array in overwatch, but didn’t see anything. She didn’t see anything other than her Marines, prudently observing the source of the noise.
“Squad Iota, what is your status?”
No answer came back. She motioned to her Terminators, who placed themselves forward and raised their weapons.
“Squad Iota, respond”. Her answer was the same as for her first question. “We probably lost them. Squad Alpha and Beta, watch over the corridor. Squad Gamma to Epsilon, survey the other entries. I don’t want any surprises”.
She accessed a cogitator, trying to see if she could garner any information from the eight-point covered machine, growling when she saw all was written in Scrap-code too. Fucking lunatics, even more annoying the the “normal” Mechanicum cultists.
Large arrivals of metal, used for weaponry and vehicle propulsors. Well, alongside daemons that were used by the warped tech priests to inhabit those machines. Copious amounts of fuel, menial slaves and engineers had been brought here. She felt a chill creep up her spine. Petra raised her eyes from the cogitator, definitely weirded out. Because it was a familiar feeling. But not the same. Unnatural.
Again, vibrations, noises, explosions. This time so much closer, almost detonating where her squads Alpha and Beta were standing. “Form up!”, “Ambush!” She could hear her soldiers shout, spreading out to avoid cluster explosions, and moving into covers behind ruined machines and skull-decorated wall fragments. The Tyrant Siege squad was the first line, having survived the blast with little to no injuries thanks to the more robust Cataphractii armors.
Her helmet’s visors didn’t show her any movement coming from the corridors. Petra ran diagnostics seeing the shapes of the explosions on the ground, approaching her troops. The screens showed her trajectory probabilities, drawing predictions and attempting to locate the enemy’s position. She raised her eyes, just before one of squad Delta’s marine shouted “Contact! Above!”
There it was. A massive construct of plasteel, ceramite, and armaplas, exiting from a higher-level hallway, reactors spewing out warp-fire.
It was pristine.
Unlike the Daemon Engines and chaos machines she had destroyed and taken apart, it showed no decorations in honor to the Chaos Gods, no brass or gold trims organized in spikes and curves. No, this one was slick, almost T’au like in appearance, but with definitive elements of Imperial structure. The silver metal of its hull was reflecting lights.
A humanoid body about twice her size made up the centerpiece of it, a large construct latched onto its back, and a large ring circled around the main body. Multiple cannons on the back, three-gatling guns onto each arm, and Petra could even see it was shielded by technology akin to Iron Halos. A weapon of war that saw no surrender, no end to its decimation. The blood-red shining eyes fixated solely upon her.
The Beast was hovering above them, imitating what Space Marines had been called, and Angel of Death. And the Beast sang.
It opened fire on her troops and her, six gatling guns rotating and ejecting shells by the hundreds in a few seconds, and five of her sons fell before they could put their shields in a carapace to protect themselves from the projectiles. Her Terminators responded in the same way, hardly bothered by the bullets raining down on them and shouldering Combi-Bolter, the deafening noise of their weapons adding to the cacophony that the Beast was already composing.
It was fast. When her Tyrant Siege squad added their missiles to the exchange, it seemed to reave through the air as a broadsword, moving out of the way of the projectiles, never ceasing to shoot, and worse, beginning to circle around the less protected Tactical Marines, pinning them down, its traits piercing through the gray ceramite, again and again. Petra’s Bolt Arrays were shooting non-stop, her Logos calculating and predicting the movements of the flying machine, but her munitions were crushed against the Force-Field deployed around it.
“Get to cover! Use the corridors to hide yourself!” Petra ordered her troops, placing herself away from the eyes of the machine while using the Logos’ systems to reboot the Automata. Even though they were mostly equipped for close quarter combat, she had conceived the Olympia Bolt Cannon to arm them in addition to their bodyguard abilities she now used as first battle ranks, shielding her soldiers.
Thanks to her Trinket, always one to bring any advantage to their side in negotiations, she had had far enough to experiment multiple formations, and was satisfied with the weaponry they were now using - if the Iron Warriors were able to bring the Beast to the ground, they would fall upon it with their Graviton mauls.
For now, she unlocked the joints, and restarted their systems, the chest light flaring up green. One of the red eyes of the flying construct lowered to look at them, and immediately after, directed one of his arms in the same direction, the three gatlings starting to spin again, landing some hits that scratched their surfaces, resulting in one of the Domitar-Ferrum having a chestplate opened, and a pauldron bent under the heavy fire before it could raise its shield.
Did it have an unlimited amount of ammunition? Urgh, it had probably far enough to wage battle against them for hours on end, and they were currently engaged in a Forge-world. It could fly away any moment, and find some station to re-arm itself.
Petra opened her comms, directing her soldiers directly to always harass the Beast, forming into firing patterns as three squads gained altitude in the maze that was the architecture of the Forge-World. She counted. Eleven soldiers had been lost. Five were also injured - though not gravely enough that they had to stop fighting. A glance at the damaged automata let her know that it could still be pushed to fight, and could endure more damage. She opened cover fire to move herself, approaching her soldiers so that she would not be stuck in the middle of an open-space.
“Phase Four, Hammer Protocol”, she ordered on the Logos, and her soldiers moved as well as they could to accomplish their missions. Every single trigger belonging to a soldier under her command was pulled into a deafening noise that echoed into the large hall, lights of tracer fire producing a continued source of radiance that she wouldn’t even need the night vision provided by her helmet.
Even though the Conversion field around the Beast was sparkling, progressively advancing to the point where it would need to be deactivated to not overload, it was reaching it far too slowly for Petra’s taste. Frustration was building up faster in her.
Some movement in the construct made her change her focus, as she tried to identify why it was moving the way it did. The gatling guns on its right arm had folded back into the back construct part, and now it was a long, thin and rectangular armament that was attached to its arm. And aimed at her. A glance at it indicated her it was warped T’au technology, modified to be usable alongside those demonic systems. She felt a cold sweat immediately.
Mass launcher. Heavy Rail Cannon.
Petra stepped away in a blink, unsure even her armor would be perfectly safe from a weapon like that, a single instant later the place she had been in was shot at.
Light. Noise.
Silence.
A Warrior behind her had been less lucky, its upper body part simply erased by the projectile’s impact, which didn’t even explode.
It had penetrated into the metallic ground, dug deep until the meager warning lights of the hall couldn’t shed shine onto it. The body of her Marine fell onto the ground, blood finally flowing out as though it had briefly not realized it had been killed.
She processed it into the back of her mind, running to find some cover that would hide her from the weapon. It seemed however that the Daemon Engine didn’t have in mind to continue using its Rail Cannon, and started to rise, floating higher. She had another bad feeling. And she was rarely wrong on such occasions. It put away the arms that were latched onto its arms, and extended its hands forward.
Something started to roll on the horizontal ring, and exited the top of the back construct in the same way, stopping halfway, above the Beast’s head. Multiple dots of red upon light-gray surface, and Petra already knew it was multiple missile pod systems.
“Find cover!” she heard one of her soldiers scream out. Petra ordered the Domitars to defend the Marines that weren’t equipped with Boarding Shields like her Breacher Squads. Noises like pings emitted by the Machine started to rise, accelerating in tempo and volume.
It brought its hands downwards, a conductor's movement. The orchestra, a symphony of technological-brought death, began.
The Beast sings.
The sounds of their thrusters weren’t the one she was used to hearing from missiles in flight, no, it was far worse. Whispers, murmurs, talks, shouts, wails, screeches, howling. The noises each projectile was making were separate voices of pain and suffering, or shrieks of rage and anger.
A choir that the Beast was directing, the missiles following his hands, cues and downbeats, the screaming and bellows harmonizing to form a music that would be beautiful, if it weren’t so haunting, dangerous and in such an inopportune moment.
Petra locked her armor completely, focusing on defending against the missiles that were going for her. She recognized it. She crouched, protecting her head with her arms, and the noises of all missiles exploding at the same time, a fortississimo overbearing on her ears, and the shaking was the same as being just beside a Titan Ordnance weapon firing.
The instant she was safe, running diagnostic operations on the Logos integrity, she forced herself to move despite the shock she was feeling. Not just physical. The music It had imitated before the missiles exploded. She knew it perfectly. From its start, to the Da Capo, to its end and crescendo, with every single note in between.
Because she knew the composer. Because she was beside him when he composed. Because HE composed FOR HER. Because it was Trinket’s piece. A horrible, abominable parody, spitting on every musical pattern and expression he spent days and nights writing while she was drawing architectural blueprints and building dioramas of the multiple Olympia’s cities they oversaw reconstruction of.
The shared name of Elysia, the location of their planned Forever Home, and of the hymn they had decided on.
And nothing was making her more mad than the twisted parody of her favorite music, turned into something so… She didn’t even find the words for the utter disgust she was going through. Nor for her anger.
“Cover me! Switch back to Phase three, Protocol Nemea!”
Petra exited the smoke left by the detonation after shouting her order, and went straight for the broken corpse of the Brass Scorpion, teeth clenched. Hearing the weapons of her sons firing behind her, she swore she would destroy that thing, and free Trinket from its grasp. She had not a single doubt he was in it. Being the core of the Beast. She caught the tail of the machine monster, and dragged it to turn the Demolisher cannon that formed its parody of a mouth in the direction of Trinket’s prison.
Using the commanding functions of the Logos, she connected to the machine’s body, bluntly deleting every piece of Scrap-Code that she could, as the chaotic construct was off for now, and when she was done, she booted the firing systems up.
She was hearing the roaring of the Beast’s gatling guns, firing ceaselessly to kill her sons, the crackling noise of Boarding Shields and Karceri Shields as the hailing rain of bullets was caught against their power fields.
Petra’s will, translated into cybernetics commands, made the legs of the Scorpion skitter and rise, angling its maw at the flier. After a few seconds loading, and preparing the weapon, the Scorpion opened fire, crossing the distance between source and target in barely a breath. The noise of the detonation echoed the same as the missiles the Beast had previously fired in its orchestral volleys.
The flying machine trembled, the iron halo’s field crackling, turning on and off until it finally shut down.
“Now!” Petra shouted to her Warriors. “Engage Phase five, suppressing fire!” Exiting their covers, most of her Marines aimed and opened fire at the Engine. She aimed at its reactors when it showed its back to her, shooting with all eight of her shrapnel bolt array. As it lowered slightly, she calculated her odds. Satisfied, she started running toward it, accelerating to some of the fastest speeds she had reached on her feet, motivation and desperation both pumping fire into her veins of iron.
Using the ruined machinery that strewed the ground, she gained elevation, and fully jumped to catch on the ring surrounding the core construct. Its three eyes looked at her, and Petra could swear she could see them burning in hatred. It tried to aim its gatling at her, but she moved faster, opening fire without restraint straight at its arm, a barrage of bolts that started to tear through the weaknesses in the metal that she saw.
Unable to fly correctly anymore, the Beast lowered even more, to the point where the Automata, coming running at it, could extend their hammers to latch on the ring and body, pinning it down. Petra let go of the outer ring, and walked straight toward the core unit, ignoring the warnings that one of her sergeants was directing to her.
She couldn’t hear anything over a ringing in her ears suspiciously resembling the melody of Elysia.
She finally reached it, extending her hand toward its head, and ripped it off without a care, watching with satisfaction as the three-eyed lights faded from the optics. She tossed it aside. Under her awaiting hands was the gesticulating body of an iron maiden that jailed the person she wanted to see most.
Weaknesses.
In the frame, in the ossature, in the hull. She reached and grasped, and bent, and pulled, and tore, destroying the malignant thing bit by bit, piece by piece, seeing her soldiers in the corner of her eyes, but not registering anything other than the slowly opening torso of the machine.
Finally.
Finally.
Finally, she ripped open the cockpit, to be met with such a cherished and such a haunted sight. Her Velvet Glove. Her Trinket.
Finally.
“FeFe…” she whispered. She could feel her eyes water behind the iron skull of her helmet.
It was an abominable sight. Everything was him. Nothing was his. As the song, it was a parody of who he was.
It was his hair: white and in long locks. It wasn’t: oily, greasy and unkempt.
It was his body: olive skin and the same scars as she remembered. It wasn’t: skeletal, gaunt, emaciated and hollow. Ribs almost piercing out from under his naked dry skin.
It was his eyes, the same turquoise, the same golden decoration he had asked her to graft under the left one to mask one scar he had there. It wasn’t: there were no lights in those glassy and foggy balls, and the gold was tarnished, rusted.
His lips were parched and scarred, his eyelids scratched, and she was trembling seeing the sight.
He was missing an arm, cables and wires directly plugged into his torn flesh.
A ruined enveloppe.
A single terminal was held in his sickly thin fingers, showing characters writing on a loop. Two words. It wasn’t Scrap-Code, nor was it Lingua-Technis, nor even was it Gothic, be it low or high. No, it was their native tongue of Olympia.
Two words, repeating on a loop like a mad chant line after line.
Σκότωσέ με.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Petra slowly reached to her helmet, its hissing pops signaling the depressurization. She removed it, her braided lock falling onto her shoulder as she put it aside.
“No”.
She reached toward him, cupping his cheek in her gauntlet, as large as his head, not applying any bit of force. Her hand was trembling. She pulled his body from the machine’s carcass, carefully disconnecting the cables thanks to the Logos’ programming properties. She cradled his broken, shattered form in her arms like carrying a newborn. She could barely feel his heartbeat. Her vision of him was riddled in weaknesses that usually inhabited her vision, so, so many onto his form.
She tilted to whisper in his ear.
“I’m bringing you back home. We’ll go together. Do you remember, FeFe? To Elysia”.
She almost broke down when she saw a sign of recognition on his part when he heard that name. Just slightly, almost imperceptible, his eyes widened.
A Spark.

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I've looked all over online and can't seem to see a solution. I would like to do it scriptless vanilla, can anyone give me some helpful ideas? Thank you

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strength:

• Manhandles Jon and carries him outside
  
• Manhandles Jon and crams his entire body into a cat carrier
  
• Manhandles Jon and uses his foot to plug a leaky faucet
  
• Manhandles Jon, using him as a TV remote
  
• Ragdolls John with a single swipe
  
• Kicks Jon’s chair over, with Jon in it.
  
• Gives Jon a limp
  
• Stuffs Jon’s head in a bottle
  
• Implies he can rip off Jon’s lips.
  
• Actually does it.
  
• Shreds Jon’s chair into an unrecognizable mess
  
• Shreds a couch up until there’s nothing left but a tiny scrap of fabric.
  
• Slams a mailman around like nothing
  
• Hauls Jon up a tree at running speed
  
• Holds himself up by his teeth
  
• Lifts his body weight with his teeth
  
• Rips out a tv’s screen with his teeth
  
• Bends a mirror
  
• Drives a long nail through a door
  
• Pushes Odie all the way around a swingset
  
• Cleanly bisects a christmas tree by slamming a door
  
• Sends a snowman’s head flying with a baseball bat
  
• Breaks a table in two with a stomp
  
• Stomps Odie flat
  
• Stomps through the floorboards
  
• Flings an apple hard enough to knock Odie flying
  
• Knocks Jon over with a snowball
  
• Bashes down a door
  
• Punches down a door
  
• Accidently pushes a door off its hinges
  
• Knocks a down a door by tackling Jon into it
  
• Pushes a door off its hinges and walks with its weight on his back into his house
  
• Busts a hole in the door
  
• Again
  
• Smashes a cat door off its hinges with a single push
  
• Smashes a door in half with Odie
  
• Working with Odie, busts down a door using Jon’s chair as a battering ram.
  
• Sends a fence gate flying off its hinges by smashing into it
  
• Smashes his head through a table
  
• Catches up to a car and rips its fender off
  
• Catches up to a car and rips an entire axle off
  
• Rips a fender off a car and a mailbox out of the ground
  
• Sends Jon flying with a kick
  
• Hurls an adult woman out of his house
  
• Drags a woman back to Jon
  
• Drags a mailman to Jon as a gift
  
• Drags and carries Jon outside
  
• Walks with the weight of Jon and a chair on his back
  
• Rips the cap off a fire hydrant
  
• Launches Odie into the horizon
  
• Punches another cat so hard they go flying
  
• Launches another cat into the horizon
  
• Launches Odie above the panel
  
• Kicks Odie to the ceiling
  
• Kicks Odie from one room into the other
  
• Punts Odie into the distance
  
• Launches Odie above the panel. Claims to have sent him to the moon.
  
• Kicks Odie so hard, he spins fast enough to hover in the air
  
• Kicks Odie so high in the air, it takes a significant amount of time for him to fall back down
  
• Smacks Odie with a signpost hard enough to send him flying far into the distance.
  
• Smacks Nermal high into the sky
  
• Sends Nermal flying with a flick
  
• Sends Nermal through a door
  
• Again
  
• And again
  
• Sends Nermal flying through a wall
  
• Smashes an enormous spider with a rolled up newspaper
  
• Lifts a table full of food
  
• Juggles a sofa
  
• Hurls a tv
  
• Holds up a tv
  
• Nails a tv to the ceiling
  
• Lifts a refrigerator
  
• Lifts a refrigerator and a giant magnet
  
• Pushes a refrigerator
  
• Rips a refrigerator door off its hinges offscreen
  
• Moves Jon’s above ground pool inside to disguise it as a food dish
  
• Dumps a large piano onto a scale
  
• Holds up a large safe on a pulley
  
• Reels a stone birdbath into his mouth
  
• Carries an entire tree into his house
  
• Holds up a giant coffee cup
  
• Holds up a giant donut with one hand
  
• Holds a giant burger
  
• Punts Odie into the distance
  
• And again
  
• Together with Odie, smashes through a wall
  
• Pulls down a chunk of wall
  
• Smashes into a wall with enough force to crack it
  
• Again
  
• Pushes his way out from inside the walls
  
• Jumps through the ceiling
  
• None of Odie's attempts to move him makes him budge
  
• Jon can’t pull him an inch on a leash
  
• Smashes an alarm clock
  
• Smashes a phone
  
• Mangles a scale
  
• With a swipe of his claws, knocks two bricks out of a fireplace
  
• Rips the concrete basin off a birdbath and carries it away
  
• Karate chops a table leg in two
  
• Either carries or creates a giant snowball on the roof of the house and pushes it onto Jon
  
• Throws a massive snowball high into the air to land on Jon.
  
• Pushes Jon’s bed out the window
  
• Rips a fire hydrant out of the ground
  
• Bends a traffic sign by accidentally running into it
  
• Carries a Christmas tree in his teeth
  
• Catches a shark and carries it to shore
  
• Using all of the snow in his yard, builds an enormous snowman that dwarfs his house.
  
• Smashes an ice cream truck, causing its roof to cave in
  
• Slams a window so hard the entire house collapses
  
• Lifts up his house using a jack
  
• Lifts a Christmas tree and shakes all its needles off
  
• Lifts a pile of food larger than himself
  
• Pulls a fish’s skeleton out of its body
  
• Rips a dial off a tv and sends it through a window
  
• Throws Odie
  
• Smacks a clown through a circus tent
  
• Walks with a pile of mud 2/3rds as tall as Jon stuck to his feet
  
• His tongue punches a hole through his bowl and the table it’s on
  
• Blows a spider out of a rolled up newspaper with enough force to stretch a screen window as far as the door it’s attached to is tall.
  
• Inflates a balloon so large it expands beyond the confines of the house he's in and lifts it off the ground
  
• Sucks an entire roast chicken through a straw
  
• Similar feat
  
• The coffee he drinks seems to grant improved strength, allowing an ordinary fly to carry Jon through the air at full speed
  

Durability:

• No-sells a potted plant to the head
  
• Tanks a watermelon to the head
  
• Takes multiple shoes to the head in succession
  
• Is hit in the head by a thrown spotlight
  
• Takes a hit from a guided newspaper launcher
  
• Gets mauled by a puma
  
• Is thrown against a wall by a buff mailman
  
• Gets smacked flying off-panel by a dog
  
• No-sells a kick from Odie
  
• Survives being accidentally set on fire while soaked with alcohol
  
• Falls onto a lit grill
  
• Ignores his blanket being on fire while wrapped in it
  
• Is inside a fondue pot as it boils
  
• Survives a heat wave so bad it melts a radio into liquid
  
• Eats lit candles
  
• Sticks his tongue in a waffle iron
  
• Implied to regularly drink and enjoy coffee so strong a few drops of it melts through a table and bends spoons.
  
• His face gets frozen into a birdbath
  
• Has his lips ripped from his face by the g-force of sledding down a hill
  
• Has a concentrated beam of sunlight shine directly into his eye
  
• Gets shocked by Jon’s electrified cookie jar
  
• Gets struck by lightning
  
• Survives being trapped inside a washing machine as it runs
  
• Again
  
• Is stuck by every single quill from a porcupine
  
• Is eaten by a snake
  
• Is run over by a lawnmower
  
• Has his tail stuck in a pencil sharpener
  
• Is flung through through a window
  
• Has a door slammed on him hard enough to crack a wall
  
• Is flattened by Jon slamming a door
  
• Again
  
• Is squashed flat as a pancake by a larger cat
  
• Gets brutalized by a whole gang of street dogs at once and enjoys it
  
• Survives a fall so hard he leaves a deep hole in the ground
  
• Again
  
• And Again
  
• Has a fridge fall on him
  
• Has a piano fall on his head
  
• Again
  
• Is crushed under a chunk of crumbling wall
  
• Is crushed under a larger chunk of wall
  
• Is crushed under a huge section of wall
  
• Has a slab of concrete fall on his head
  
• Has a giant can of cola fall on him
  
• Has a tree fall on him
  
• Has a large pile of sand dropped on him
  
• Has a large stone wheel hurled at him
  
• Is hit by a wrecking ball
  
• Falls from the roof of his house onto concrete
  
• Falls down a chimney
  
• Falls down a manhole
  
• Falls down a sinkhole
  
• Has his head rammed through the ceiling
  
• Again
  
• Steps out of a car going over 50mph
  
• Is bounced back by a screen door hard enough to crack a wall and topple furniture
  
• Gets smashed through a wall
  
• Is used as a battering ram to bust through a wall
  
• Falls from a great height out of a bird’s grip 1, 2
  
• Has a land mine explode in his face
  
• Implied to have been hit by a truck
  
• Is hit by a car
  
• Has a house collapse on him
  
• Survives without his stomach after it temporarily leaves his body
  
• Has the endurance to hang from a treebranch for an entire week
  
• Stays in the same spot long enough for the moon to wax from crescent to full waiting for a flower to grow.
  

Speed/Agility:

• Eats an immense amount of food in a single panel. Doubles as a durability feat for his stomach, as Jon states that that much food should cause him to burst if he tries to eat it all
  
• Eats all the food in a refrigerator in a very short time
  
• Eats a million meals in the same day by noon. This is even more impressive, as Garfield is famously averse to waking up early and fond of sleeping in, meaning it’s likely he didn’t have much time after waking up to eat a million meals before 12:00. For a little more context, Jon states that Garfield sleeps an average of 18 hours a day.
  
• While on a short walk, eats so many canaries he causes a city-wide shortage
  
• With Odie, completely wrecks Jon’s living room in a single second
  
• Leaves with all the furniture in a room after Jon leaves it briefly before he can return
  
• Outruns a charging bull
  
• Dodges out of the way of speeding cars
  
• Leaps out of the path of a speeding truck
  
• Keeps pace with a speeding car
  
• Again
  
• Keeps pace with an ice cream truck
  
• Claims to be “faster than a speeding delivery truck”
  
• Outruns rolling donuts, reaching the floor before they can fall off a table.
  
• Outruns the world’s largest ball of twine as it rolls down a hill after him
  
• Outruns a rolling snowball
  
• Runs up the wall and across the ceiling to the other side of the room in only a few panels
  
• Dodges a thrown shoe
  
• Dodges a thrown pair of binoculars
  
• Dodges a thrown pie with enough force behind it to knock the moon out of the sky
  
• Catches a thrown potted plant
  
• Eats his birthday cake out from under its candles, leaving them briefly suspended in the air
  
• Catches on to Odie’s tongue as he runs by
  
• Leaps to catch a piece of toast mid-air the second it pops up
  
• Again
  
• Eats several apples out of the air as Jon is juggling them
  
• Eats a butterfly out of the air mid-flight
  
• Snatches a fly out of the air
  
• Leaps to snatch a donut out of Jon’s hands before he can take a bite
  
• Rapidly decorates a tree in what Jon estimates to be a world record
  
• Catches up to a car and rips its fender off
  
• Catches up to a car and rips an entire axle off
  
• Demonstrates shocking agility chasing after a thrown mouse
  
• Does a flip
  
• Flips in midair to land on his feet at the last second
  
• Leaps from the floor to the ceiling off-panel
  
• Leaps from a table to the ceiling
  
• Walks on his front paws
  
• Balances a potted plant on his head while rolling atop a ball
  
• Swims rapidly into the sunset
  
• Spins his leg around so fast he takes flight like a helicopter
  
• While trying to escape a sweater, spins fast enough he becomes a small tornado
  
• Moves as a blur for a quick costume change
  
• After eating caffeinated sweets, he becomes a blur, bouncing off the walls and ceiling.
  
• Moves so fast, he seems to vanish panel-to-panel. Gets to his food dish and cleans it out before Jon can finish saying his name
  
• Moves so fast, his slipstream shreds Jon’s clothes
  
• Zooms in from a long distance away before Odie can take a bite of his food
  
• Catches a sandwich before it can hit the floor
  
• Zooms out of bed, eats dinner, and returns before his blanket has time to fall to the ground
  
• Spots a snowflake, and runs back inside, dragging Jon out to see it before it touches the ground.
  
• Moves to his bed before a lightbulb can go out
  
• Moves faster than the speed of sound
  
• Regularly keeps up with the mice in his house, who are implied to be FTE (except for the fat ones).
  
• Moves FTE
  
• Moves FTE, eating all the food out of his food bowl in the time it takes Jon to blink
  
• Eats a goldfish FTE in the space it takes the reader to blink
  
• Somehow loops back around after leaving the panel while Jon is still watching him
  
• Lets go of a tree branch to rub his arms, then grabs back on before he has time to fall
  
• Changes channels on a tv so fast it explodes and the remote starts to smoke
  

Misc:

• Eats an entire lasagna, pan and all
  
• Eats 219 lbs of lasagna
  
• Eats so many calories in one sitting, Jon’s calculator violently malfunctions from processing such a large number
  
• While on a walk, eats so many canaries he causes a city-wide shortage
  
• Eats an entire bowl of food, bowl included
  
• Again
  
• Eats the pants off of Jon
  
• Eats a tv remote
  
• Eats a bag of tools Jon bought from the hardware store, then spits one back up
  
• Eats a brick
  
• Casually eats a coffee cup
  
• Eats a poison frog
  
• Ate a poison toad
  
• Fits an entire cake in his mouth
  
• Again
  
• And Again
  
• He just keeps going at it
  
• Fits 200 french fries in his mouth
  
• Fits an entire glass fishbowl in his mouth
  
• Implied to have eaten an entire cow
  
• Eats a large fish-shaped sign
  
• Eats a giant burger larger than himself
  
• Eats a puffer fish, and has it expand to fifty times its size inside him
  
• Burps for 43 seconds straight
  
• Burps hard enough to send Jon and Odie flying, blow a door off its hinges, and peel away sections of sidewalk.
  
• Breathes fire after eating a peruvian death pepper
  
• Sneezes the petals off a large group of flowers
  
• With a single sneeze, he blows away Jon, Odie, and a whole room’s worth of furniture
  
• Sneezes hard enough to propel himself partially through a wall, widening an existing mousehole
  
• Can walk on ceilings
  
• Again
  
• And again
  
• His weight crushes a scale
  
• [Even Santa Claus thinks he’s fat]
  
• His weight bends a long wooden table
  
• His weight tips over Jon’s bed
  
• Again
  
• His weight bends metal playground equipment
  
• His weight causes a section of floor to collapse
  
• His weight topples a tree when he tries to climb it
  
• His weight causes ripples in a hardwood floor
  
• He is so heavy that he causes Jon’s chair to bounce into the air just by running nearby
  
• He’s heavy enough to pound a very deep, very wide hole into the ground just by cannonballing into a pool
  
• His weight warps the very medium of his existence, causing a panel he’s in to bend
  
• Wins a cat show
  
• Nobody can kill him without an appointment
  
• Apparently, he’s already dead
  
• With a single swipe, perfectly slices a loaf of bread
  
• Swats three spiders at once
  
• Scares off a dog larger than he is
  
• Can intimidate machinery into fixing itself
  
• Intimidates light itself to move
  
• Intimidates a balloon into staying afloat
  
• He commands snow to stop falling. With a glare, he even sends an errant flake back into the sky.
  
• Is completely unafraid of monsters
  
• Kills a flower with a single word
  
• His breath melts a vase and a picture frame
  
• His breath melts a metal fork and a glass cup
  
• His breath melts his own teeth
  
• His breath instantly knocks out Jon
  
• Nails Jon right under the nose with a party horn
  
• Lands several thrown donuts on Jon’s novelty moustache
  
• Hits Jon right between the eyes with a toy bow & arrow
  
• Plays at skeet shooting pieces of toast as they pop out of a toaster, and doesn’t miss a single one (we don’t see any arrows on the ground that haven’t impaled toast
  
• Nails Jon in the head with a rock
  
• Nails a mouse with a snowball
  
• Rapidly nails Jon and Odie with snowballs
  
• Uses a birdbath to hit Jon with a perfectly ricocheted snowball
  
• Can rapidly spit tennis balls like an automatic launcher
  
• Is an expert fisherman---without even using a pole!
  
• Pretty good at throwing his voice
  
• Steals Jon’s credit cards and uses them to buy himself a designer Italian suit
  
• Pickpockets an old man without him noticing
  
• Manages to sneak inside his own birthday cake without Jon or Odie seeing him
  
• Is aware he’s in a comic strip
  
• Addresses his reader directly
  
• Knows he’s printed on paper
  
• Is aware what angle he is being drawn from
  
• Pops his own snooze bubble
  
• Rotates his own snooze bubble
  
• Uses his knowledge of the fourth wall to steal a snooze bubble from Jon, depriving him of sleep
  
• Smacks Jon in the face with his snooze bubble
  
• Throws his own snooze bubble at Jon as a weapon
  
• Can play a piano from inside of it
  
• Can play guitar
  
• Makes a sandwich so large it stretches from his house across the street
  
• Can precisely identify the dish a stain came from by taste
  
• Knows what old hyena tastes like
  
• Hears Jon whispering from across the house
  
• While asleep, hears a pizza delivery happening three blocks away and is able to tell what toppings are on it.
  
• Can “hear ice cream”
  
• Implied to also be able to hear donuts.
  
• Chases an invisible mouse
  
• Steals a security camera out from under Jon’s nose, then pawns it without him noticing until later
  
• Plans out an exact chain reaction triggered by John slamming a door
  
• Perfectly measures out a hole to cut in the floor for Jon
  
• Double-Bamboozles Jon
  
• Melts his rubber mouse down and makes earplugs out of it
  
• Builds a revolving glass door into a refrigerator
  
• Rebuilds the front door so that it opens like a pet door and vice versa.
  
• Builds a trap door into a table for spiders
  
• Uses parts from an automatic dog door Jon bought to create a remote activated trap door for Odie
  
• Disables Jon’s brakes
  
• Reprogramme’s a scale with a complex AI.
  
• Creates an elaborate blueprint for his birthday cake, including electrical wiring schematics
  
• Builds a remote activated trap for birds “disguised” as a birdbath
  
• Creates an elaborate trap for a dog
  
• Sets a working trap for Santa Claus
  
• Sets traps for mailmen
  
• Sets up snowball lobbing booby traps all over the yard
  
• Robs a bank. Claims it was an accident.
  
• Steals milk from babies
  
• Turns Jon into a tourist attraction, and gets on the news
  
• Has a secret plan to lead cats to world domination
  
• Counts all the bricks in a silo
  
• Knows the exact moment when Jon will wake up every morning
  
• Pulls all the fabric off a chair, then knits it perfectly back into shape
  
• Using only his claws, carves a sofa into a statue of himself
  
• Elongates his body
  
• Has his body squeezed and elongated by a corset
  
• Has his neck stretched thin by a tight turtleneck
  
• Has his body stretched thin and compressed by a shrinking sweater
  
• Squashes himself flat with a recliner
  
• Able to have his body freely stretched
  
• Temporarily alters his body to appear extremely muscular
  
• Again
  
• Rapidly accumulates muscle mass in his arms simply by eating
  
• Has his face squashed into a square shape from sleeping in a corner
  
• After colliding with Odie, both have their front halves flattened
  
• Can tuck his head into his body like a turtle
  
• Can transfer his mass from his torso to his tail
  
• Gets squashed into a space between fence posts
  
• Squeezes into a vase far smaller than him
  
• Again
  
• Squeezes his entire body into a coffee cup
  
• He and Jon’s heads are shoved into the same bottle
  
• Hides his entire body flat under his cat bed
  
• Hides his entire body behind a thin lamp
  
• Stretches his arm to fit around a refrigerator
  
• Stretches his lips far from his face
  
• Extends his jaw
  
• Transforms into a monster on Halloween
  
• Is able to breathe while submerged in food
  
• Has his face turned upside down
  
• Has his face pucker inwards, folding in on itself
  
• Has opposable thumbs
  
• Sheds. A lot. Completely blankets John and a table with shed hair.
  
• His stomach can separate from the rest of his body, acting independently
  
• By viewing the world upside down, he alters the direction of gravity
  
• Able to move in slow motion at will, reducing his falls to a snail’s pace
  
• Warps reality by tilting a painting
  
• Sends Odie through time into the future with a kick
  
• Wills himself from an alternate time back to his own
  
• Can apparently travel freely between comic strips. Also more fourth wall awareness.
  
• Just.. completely breaks physics
  
• Seems to be able to make wishes and have them granted, albeit in a way he doesn’t always like
  
• Makes a birthday with for his cake to be bigger and has it come true
  
• Manifests objects from his dreams in real life
  
• Seems to be able to physically manifest and interact with figments of his psyche. Eats donuts representing his conscience, leaving behind crumbs that indicate they’re in some way real.
  
• Can infiltrate other people’s daydreams and interact with them
  
• Breaks a mirror with his looks
  
• Sings a note high enough to “shatter paper”
  
• Flicks off Odie’s nose
  
• Swaps noses with Odie, forcing him to suffer a sneeze
  
• Adjusts a dog’s nose like a dial to force it to bark more quietly
  
• Seemingly teleports Odie’s head from a top hat into his food dish
  
• Moves a mousehole while it’s still in the wall
  
• Has a flamethrower
  
• Has a chainsaw
  
• Has a dart gun
  
• Has a giant slingshot
  
• Has a “mouse call”
  

Things I really like but also hate

• King Kong canonically exists in Garfield’s world
  
• So do monsters
  
• And aliens
  

Inspired by a post recently, I decided to write my own feedback on the game. Please note that these are my opinions, so you may or may not disagree with some of it and that's fine, I respect that.
Mission effects:

• 50% call-in time should NOT affect extract countdown (1 extra minute is a lot, either in a dog fight, or sitting around doing nothing)
• Bug spore map is fine, until there's a mountain that cut across in the middle of the map with no gap to cross in the middle until you run to the end (which end? u have to find out by walking around it, have fun wasting 5 minutes)
• Fire Tornado is NOT fun and doesn't add anything to the game other than wasting your time when they choose to go on objective or just kill your civilians doing almost nothing to enemies that walks in it.

Mission Type: Evacuate trapped civilians(40 minute and 15 minute variant):

• Civilians can get stuck on nothing occasionally, if both (or 3) paths are bugged, it's game over, there has to be a fallback for this

Evacuate trapped civilians(15 minute variant):

• Bugs are fine, but the bot version on this mission is near impossible to clear (without using certain tactics blablabla), more so after factory strider have been added to the spawn pool

Evacuate high value assets (20 minute 8 rocket mission):

• It can get bugged and missile refuse to continue launching, killing the entire mission (suspect it has to do with network instability, especially from network host)
• Bot (when called by smaller bots instead of mission spawn?) can spawn on the helipad or in the compound, this should not happen

Enemies:

General:

• Dead bodies should despawn sooner (or based on amount on the screen because defence mission on bots can have enemies piled so high that you can't see or shoot past it, god forbid u get stuck under one)

Bug front:

General (almost every unit):

• Should not be able to dig their way up through solid rocks (just remove the dig mechanic, I don't know why it should exist other than bugs digging through solid rock when players stand on top of it by jetpack)

Spewers:

• Nursing Spewer's dead body hitbox does not fit model (after butt have been popped, the hitbox remains, cant walk past)
• Bile Spewer's animation between them raised their butt in the air to suddenly spewing when you are close is non-existent (it's even faster than they running and raising their head to spew, they skip the head raising animation and go straight to spewing)
• Should not one shot players for something that spawns in such numbers
• (still) running too fast
• Too quiet for something that can one shot you out of nowhere (should not one shot)
• Their attack should apply DOT status similar to bleeding (either stim or dive in water to clear), remove the direct damage

Shriekers:

• Dead body deals more dmg than being alive

Stalkers:

• Does not unstealth after taking damage from Incendiary Shotgun from a distance (they should remain unstealth while taking damage, either from bullets or DoT like fire)
• Their knockback sometimes cause your character to have a long [explicit] roll animation if the ground is not even, which is basically a death sentence when fighting them

Brood commander:

• Can call breach without head
• Can track you without their head

Charger:

• Non-intuitive design where the butt is NOT a weakspot to everything (it's ok if I need 1.5 mag of my shotgun to kill it, but at least give us more option to kill that thing than just AT to the face or explosive dmg to the butt)
• Too quiet for something that can one shot you out of nowhere

Bile Titan:

• Non-intuitive design where the SHINING OPEN MOUTH during spit animation is NOT a weakspot, but the forehead is (without any indication)

Spore Spewer:

• Bouncing stratagem at the base of most layout
• Requiring certain weapons/stratagems to destroy after buffed (lowering weapon choice is not a good decision) Possible solution: allow hellbomb, or revert the changes. It's really frustrating and NOT FUN to deal with after the changes. Their main role is to obscure the map until players find it, it shouldn't be hard to remove as well (perhaps removing the red marking on the radar to make it harder to locate, instead of making it tougher)

Shrieker nest:

• Stratagem bounce on certain terrain/layout (particularly the two nest on a mountain layout), making placing hellbomb difficult

Bot front:

General (almost every unit):

• Should not be able to re-engage infinite distance away after been previously engaged before (should lose aggro ~1 minute without line of sight and revert to their regular scan distance)
• Why isn't Arc weapons doing more damage to bots? It should bypass their METAL armor and deal good damage to them

Dropship:

• Killing the dropship should have more significant impact to the enemies they are carrying/carried

Scout Strider:

• Revert whatever changes was made last buff

Rocket Devastators:

• Limit their rocket firing to x amount of salvos (to reflect their model), can add in (infinite) reload downtime to replenish their rocket (so players have opportunity to fire back)

Heavy Devastators:

• Gun firing angle does not fit model sometimes
• Can shoot through wall if they hug the wall (placing the scan further back from their body's hitbox might solve this as it wont be able to phase into the wall and see past it)
• Needs to add more inaccuracy, especially long distance away

Hulk:

• Face hitbox is weird (might be my potato aim but I can miss my shot when I shoot it near point blank)
• Flamethrower variant should not one tap (remove direct damage and just make it deal burning status, burning is already deadly enough)

Gunships:

• Having a VERY small pool of support weapons that can effectively deal with this enemy. One of the worst thing in the game because it's very limiting on what weapon you get to pick IN CASE you see one.

Tanks:

• Too quiet
• Shredder variant turns too fast to be able to reliable target the vents at the back
• Can climb things unreasonably well for something that runs on tracks

(Stationary) Cannon Turrets:

• Should not snipe you from 200m away without any warning or prior aggro, limit their scan distance}
• If they do want to snipe, make their dmg fall off with distance as to not get one shot out of nowhere from something you barely see

Factory Striders:

• Can shoot through wall if their face hugs the wall
• Their cannon turret is a bit too tanky for my liking, for something that already have two deadly MG on the chin
• Limit their spawn per dropship wave to 1 or 2 (especially in defence mission)

Detector Tower:

• Stratagem bounce issues

SAM Site:

• Very hard to locate
• Does the job that it's supposed to do very poorly

Stratagem Jammer:

• Should have limited enemies on them because you can't use stratagems, sometimes it's easy, but sometimes there's so many devastators on there plus dropship it becomes hell
• Can be deadly when spawned close to Gunship fab, perhaps limit the distance between these 2 sub-objectives

Command Bunkers:

• One taps you out of nowhere sometimes (no one likes getting one tapped from full health)

Extract:

• It's not red on the map in mission briefing, but you can drop into an extract with Factory Striders etc

Stratagems:

SOS Beacon:

• What does this do, exactly? Other than being a free one-time use hellpod dmg for host if they manage to attach it onto enemy

Airburst Rocket Launcher:

• Sometimes just fly past enemy's head, what's the proxy radius exactly? Should increase radius but only detonate after x amount of clearance from user (can be time or distance based)

Autocannon:

• GOATed (esp against bots), nothing wrong with it but it's so fun to use against bots that I just want to put it here.

Spear:

• Lock-on issues (it's like wanting to sneeze but you can't)
• For something that require lock on and only have 4 shots, it better one shot regardless of hitzone (or make it lock-on to weakspots instead)
• Useless in snowstorm even though I can see the enemy clearly
• Why would it lock on but miss if the target is too close, what's the point of lock-on if the projectile isn't actually locking onto the target

Orbital Railcannon Strike:

• Needs to lower the CD for something that only targets a single entity
• OR make it one shot every unit in the game (factory strider can be one shot by 380mm, so I don't see why railcannon can't)

"Guard Dog" Rover:

• Sometimes does not target enemies in-front of you, attacking you, or the enemies you're shooting, not sure why

"Guard Dog":

• The constant downtime is so bad compared to its counterpart, PLUS it runs out of ammo

Sentries:

• Non-existent health, too soft for something the developer wont let players place at hard to reach places

Mines:

• Doesn't feel as impactful as other stratagems, other than teamkilling

Shield Generator Relay:

• Should prevent enemy unit from entering
• Should have infinite health until time is up
• Should just be DRG's gunner shield
• Have problems with plasma punisher (the projectile cannot pass through the shield)

Smokes of all kind:

• Needs to work better, enemies should stop firing into/across the smoke or something. I brought smoke to survey mission and smoked the objective, between me and enemies (before the bots drop), I was the one who got smoked instead

Booster:

• Needs to give precise numbers on what EXACTLY each one does (maybe on wiki or something, to prevent people from coming up with nonsense like localisation confusion will create more patrols etc)
• UAV Recon Booster should do something to bug spore map (either reveal the map but not enemies on the map, or enemies nearby but not the map)
• Flexible Reinforcement Budget needs to have more impact to the cooldown time, as it stands it's the worst booster
• Expert Extraction Pilot needs to have more impact to the countdown time, 18s/27s is not good enough for something that does nothing throughout the entire game until the end
• Only a couple booster tends to be taken to missions because the power level of boosters is very different

Misc:

Gameplay:

• Stratagem should NOT bounce, let players decide where we wanna call our stuff, make it stick to walls, top of rocks (if players manage to land the stratagem there, why not), and enemies (sometimes you can stick stuff to chargers, sometimes you can't, I never understood why)
• Equipment/Stratagem loadout would be great to have
• Allow players to finish the mission in solo mode if kicked or lost connection, this would greatly reduce the impact of griefing and/or steam's weekly maintainance. You can prevent abuse by giving each mission an ID that can't duplicate reward if same player complete it twice. (just like Super credits that wont be given twice if you pick up the same one from the same mission)
• Enemies should have more ways to be killed and objectives should have more ways to be solved, so people actually can try out more loadouts than feel pressured to play the "meta".
• Patrol spawn rate should increase when we call extraction, not right after we finish main obj. Finishing sub obj is way harder if we finish main obj first (in blitz especially, where you can't choose when the main objective ends if you want to clear everything)
• Supply packs should have an icon on the map
• Icon for dropped items should appear in a larger radius
• Samples, Requisition Slips, and Medals should have uses other than being allowed to be capped (one interesting idea is the ability to purchase extra stratagem slot for operations/missions)
• Tier 4 Ship upgrade felt underwhelming, like it's AH trying to give players something to do while not wanting to reward the players. (the cost-to-impact is horrible to say the least)
• Armors should have more passives and stat variety, instead of the exact same stats and passive but different color
• Armor passive could be swappable (for fashion divers).
• Allow Stimming at any time (for stamina boost even if health is full to run for longer)
• The animation of rolling slowly after falling/diving/knocked back onto un-even ground is long, unnecessary, and annoying
• Allow viewing of Support weapon's stats like primary and secondary
• Allow players to customise weapons (especially the scope)
  
• Ship Module "Superior Packing Methodology" does not affect weapon backpack that you DID NOT CALL
  

Lobby:

• Nickname given to Steam friends should not appear in-game, this can cause confusion between players as I see different name and player tag (ie: H2 vs D2) in mission from other players. But indication of the steam nickname should still be given, maybe upon entry. (ie: "dremskiy (HD2 dreamskiy) has joined the lobby")
• Allow sending friend request from party list (I don't know why this isn't a thing)
• Allow viewing of Steam player's Steam profile (and playstation profile for PSN players? I have no idea of the PSN ecosystem)
• Allow host to disband and create a new lobby (to mitigate the current multiplayer bug that might happens if someone leaves, or just so you can change party members without kicking)
• Allow host to set minimal join level for their lobbies (I know, this is controversial, but I'm tired of Lv20s joining Helldive missions. A good portion of them don't know what to do and run around like headless chicken and using up reinforcements. I'm here to enjoy the game, not carry and get frustrated when I get teamkilled or have them bring a big group of enemies into objectives. Everyone has their preference and "standards" when playing. I also know level isn't an indication of actual skill, but the proportion of frustration I've had with low levels vs higher level players is very different. I once had a lv10 matchmake into Helldive difficulty. How is that even possible? Don't they need to clear lower difficulties first? Yeah, they did nothing but die the entire mission)

Hello,
Title is the question. I don’t have 1k to spend on a fishing drone and don’t have a way to transport a kayak. I was looking around and saw the follow being used

1. Potato launcher
2. Someone said a kite but not a clue how that would work
3. I saw on Amazon a pumpkin 3 person slingshot that can send objects 500 yard+

Any thoughts on these methods or have some better ideas? Trying to keep cost down as I am new into the sport and already spent a bunch on equipment and gear
EDIT: surf fishing for sharks in the gulf so I need to get bait pretty far off the beach. Casting isn’t an option.

1. Focus Karma Need Want Of the Society Recreation Stimulation Examination Death 1.1 The noble truth of Focus is Energy, the noble Truth of Karma is Management, the Noble Truth of Need is Kombucha, the Noble Truth of Want is The Second Mental, Your Mental, The Noble Truth of Recreation is Marijuana, The Noble Truth of Simulation is Automatons, the Noble Truth of Examination is the Books on Examination, The Noble Truth of Death is Salt 1.1 There is a Truth of Truth The Truth of Energy is Stockpile, The Truth of Management is Treatment, The Truth of Kombucha is Amino, the Truth of The Second Mental is the Intermediary Mental Between Yourself and the World, The Truth of Automatons is the Plumbing Needed, the truth of the Books on Examination is the truth of the Books of the Ruler and the truth of Salt is the Limit of the Body Is Restored by Healthy Nutrition 1.1.1 There is a truth of the truth energy amino, Truth Starch, Truth Sugar, Truth Glycine, Truth Water, Truth Kombucha, Truth Arginine, Truth Serine, Truth Lysine 1.1.2 There is a truth of the ruler which is related to marijuana, Proline Above Lysine 1.1.3 There is a truth of the society related to only trading, Gold above Proline 1.1.4 All of these truths have intermediary truth below them 1.1.5 There is a truth of the botanist, Prozac And Benadryl and Scopolamine and Atropine and Benzyldiol Around Recreation 1.1.6 There is a truth of the schooler, Directly Ordered Female Voice Your Voice Kick Drum Kick Transient Pots N Pans Pots Content Button Mushroom Morel Cache Stash Marisol Bluewater Febreeze Peroxide Nitrate Ammonium Loam Bud Dirt Wheat Soil Potato Around Focus and Karma 1.1.7 There is a truth of the motorcade Above Karma and Below the Want of the society Muffler Transmission Piston Engine Cargo Chassis Fluids Vaseline Nutraloaf Soylent 1.1.8 Marisol Or Mother is Above All Below it 1.1.9 Button Mushroom is Above All Those Below it Three 1.2.0 Ammonium is Above All Those Below it To Marisol 1.2.1 Potato is Above All Those Below it to Marisol Three 1.2.2 Fire 2Fire 4Fire 8Fire 16Fire - A Fire is 5 Fire, At fire set 5,10,20,40, No Fire, at Fire set 10,20,40,80, On fire 1.2.3 Fire Is Below Focus In Energy and Karma is Below Need in Energy and Need is Below Want of the Society In Energy and Recreation is Below Stimulation In Energy And Stimulation is Below Examination In Energy and Examination is Below Death In Energy 1.2.5 Focus Is Pervasive so Energy Indicates Examination Having Occured or A Crops Grown 1.2.6 Examination Happens In Examination Want of the Society Focus Want of the Society Examination 1.2.7 Examination happens for 333 Hours or About 19 Days 1.2.8 Examination Happens in Sets of 333 Hours for 1332 Hours 1.2.9 At the End of Examination Examination Proceeds Automatically in 333 Hours 1.3.0 Want of the Society occurs as the output of crops 1.3.1 Want of the society yields the Amino Nutrients because it is the agricultural or synthetic output 1.3.2 Recreation Activates Marijuana, But Can Be On its Own 1.3.3 20 Marijuana Exist as a product of the lands 1.3.4 Over 20 Other Plants Exist as a product of the lands 1.3.5 Various tabulature of notes Exists with Standpoint Boards 1.3.6 Houses and apartments exist 1.3.7 Private Baths exist 1.3.8 A ledger exists for holding notes at a distribution point 1.3.9 A ledger exists for reasonable retrieval but not reproduction of notes (need original notes) 1.4.0 A ledger exists for deletion of notes but to a skilled observer they are still seeable 1.4.1 The Time One and One at One and One at Two is the time 333 units for each section 1.4.2 The time offset of the noble truths on the fifth reconstruction yields upon which noble truth they were the whole section 1.4.3 Only noble truths passed through the entire system 5 fold are the actual truth of the land 1.4.4 This is held by the guard which there are maybe 20 guard in the lands each city 1.4.5 There are fire weapon which exist which are hand cannon and have a chamber and a loader 1.4.6 There are fire bomb exist which are bomb which have just a chamber but there are just 4 ever 1.4.7 There are 3 sets of scrolls per city and 3 sets of scroll reader 1.4.8 There is 2 sets of scrolls each city which are city rulers 1.4.9 There are farms which exist which feed each city which grow crops 1.4.9 There are buildings in each city 1.5.0 There are normally 4 houses to a prefecture 1.5.1 There are normally 4 rooms to the house 1.5.2 There are 10 modern petrochemical foundry factory which exploit oil from the lands 1.5.3 There are clothing for at least 30 people in each city putting the bedroom load usually at slightly less than 2 a bedroom 1.5.2 There are around 7 military bases which exist but these numbers used to be inflated 1.5.3 There are medicine for at least 30 people in a city 1.5.4 There are toilets only per four people or wherabouts in the city 1.5.5 There are 98 separate prefecture in maybe 3 city spread out 1.5.6 There are potato, furion bannana, old potato, a rose donut wheat, apple, cabbage, turnip, carrot, another potato type, beets, three flowers, 20 marijuana, and other crops grown 1.5.6 There are zucchini grown 1.5.7 There are medicine poppy and heart tonic herb (blue bonnet) and a root which expresses opium and other minor medicinals grown 1.5.8 There are trees which naturally occur which are the colors of cherry blossom 1.5.9 Seeing the trees blossom is the rarest sight in the lands 1.6.0 The twenty guard of the town know how to protect one another 1.6.1 There are various opium which can be taken 1.6.2 There are various new bags of marijuana spray which are the marijuana active 1.6.3 There is a specific sedative created from Crude Oil, SnoreLax Olestra Ketamine 1.6.4 There are various nutrients created from crude oil 1.6.5 There are various computers created from crude oil 1.6.6 There are various liquids created from crude oil including pepsi cola and molten plastic 1.6.7 There are boxes created from crude oil 1.6.8 There are racing Skis created from crude oil 1.6.9 There is a capacity to run one of the computer 1.7.0 The computer yields a stable process blockchain when propagated 1.7.1 The computer notable yields beautiful colors when its process blockchain is propagated 1.7.2 There is a retrieval system for the other computers token 1.7.3 54 Stores now exist in these lands 1.7.4 These stores accept a specific RFID like currency 1.7.5 These stores accept the Gold of the Land Naturally 1.7.6 These stores have vendors wheater and vendors kitty cat and vendors autovend1 1.7.7 Groceries and resources can be bought from the stores 1.7.8 Automobile Motorcade can be bought from the stores 1.7.9 Concrete Objects can be bought from the stores 1.8.0 Designer clothes can be bought from the store 1.8.1 The foundrys create BDU Lower 1.8.2 The foundrys create I <3 NYC Shirt 1.8.3 The firearms create mittens firearm token en masse 1.8.4 The firearms are created at 20 a city to defend the people 1.8.5 Only 5 High Quality Weapon exist per city 1.8.6 A foundry is creating nonlethal weapons 1.8.7 The foundry makes its nonlethal weapon but there is only one per city 1.8.8 An inventor makes a nonlethal weapon 1.8.9 The foundry now produces 2 kinds of ice cream 1.9.0 The foundry now produces illegal goods like silicone pipes 1.9.1 Somebody is Brewing Amino Out of Starches 1.9.2 The Echo Locator is invented 1.9.3 The echo locator is finalized as a product 1.9.4 The echo locator is shipped out the door at 43 a city 1.9.5 The echo locator replaces the scrolls system 1.9.6 The echo locator can be taxed in the old tax system to make it valid in the old system 1.9.7 Two Cool Cats Take Control of the Power System, NateCat and HakeCat 1.9.8 The cool Cats reinvest in medicine and over 50 meningitis cure are found 1.9.9 The smart toilet is invented 2.0.0 The bombs detonate in ebonia and the people are freed 2.0.1 There is 11 grade flooding in ebonia 2.0.2 The ebonian flooding gets better to 7 ebonian remediator a city which are from the new Clement Dogs Clan 2.0.3 Tattoo Ink is Invented from cherry leaves 2.0.4 A tattoo requires somebody to play wizards chess on your skin to leave an indelible mark without killing it 2.0.5 Alpha squad is formed 2.0.6 A cruiser is in the metteranian gulf 2.0.7 The cruiser operates successfully for at least a month with me onboard 2.0.8 I am mainly using starlink 2.0.9 Starlink is accessible in the APV like it always is 2.1.0 You can fetch a battlefeed with starlink 2.1.1 You can fetch a battlesend with starlink (OSC) 2.1.2 OSC Replaces Starlink and LFO is Formed 2.1.3 LFO Replaces engine gasoline due to jet fuel drinking/snorting danger 2.1.4 Nontoxic weed smoke based gasoline is formed for APV 2.1.5 APVs are overclocked with me nearby 2.1.6 Supercapacitor Based APV Is Used For medical evacuation 2.1.7 Supercapacitor has massive distance versus dangerous IC APV 2.1.8 Supercapacitor powers gauss cannon in danger 2.1.9 Megagauss Cannon Invented for David's Aircraft 2.2.1 Megagauss cannon fits en masse onto the aircraft or in david flanagan or david summery's hands 2.2.2. Total david air superiority 2.2.3 Davids golden UH-1 in service 2.2.4 RQ-9 "David" Reactivated 2.2.5 RQ-9 Reapers Cloned 2.2.6 Spicy Chemical Discovered In Marijuana, Raytracing? 2.2.7 David Treated for Virtual Meningitis 3 Years Ago 2.2.8 Deepfake All Virtual Medical Practice Discovered 2.2.9 Marijuanas CH1 Receptor Renamed CB1 Receptor 2.3.0 Foundries in Business 5000$ A Barrel Many Years Default on Loans to 2111$ Barrel, No Effective Product Change 2.3.1 USR THermal IS-2 Scope Invented 2.3.2 USR THermal FLIR Camera for David UH-1 Invented 2.3.3 Driver for USR THermal FLIR Camera for David UH-1 Invented 2.3.4 Overwatch Mega Anti Crime David Stopper Overflights in Service Across the US And Solid Gold UH-1 Lofted By Broomstick Technology in Transmuggle Transwizard Interference of the Calamity Granted to David Flanagan (RQ-9) 2.3.5. Black Operations in the Persian Gulf Nethers Against Al Baghdadi - HVT Steam User In Custody 2.3.6 AC-130 "IBEX" Piloted by Alex M Lamb in Service in Vallejo and Ecuador to Support 141 Team 2.3.7 Proto Nutrient Fish Oil Factory Raided, Illegal Furion Bannana Discovered 2.3.8 Illegal Blueprinting Operations Cease in Favor of Big 11+ Oil Corporations 2.3.9 Minecraft server found and large amounts of population exiting to virtual reality 2.4.0 All players granted 64 planks and free for all 2.4.1 Doto 0 Bot Guard Lurking in Transnational Buddhist Operation Enable Free Play In Minecraft for Various Players 2.4.2 Siddartha's Secret, His Cow, Discovered in Virtual Reality Elder Scrolls No Crime Faction, Siddartha's Cow Goes Rampant and is Infinity Hidden in Every Directory of Starfield 2 The New Game 2.4.3 Many New Games are found with resemble the structure of the cow in markov chain 2.4.4 A new system is found out of cow which can provide for any item retrieval system intrinsically unlocking the singularity where Big 11+ Splits into infinite corporation 2.4.5 All cows are harvested for a typical user but still infinity exist farther away 2.4.6 The user has typically 500000 cows of Siddhartha as a personal cow 2.4.7 Sulfur futures are at an all time high 2.4.8 Justino Beibers Mandates burning of all cow waste in trash bin 2.4.9 Siddartha's Cow are docile as ever and functioning well when shot, they become well 2.5.0 Siddartha (Renchy, Racey's Friend) Is discovered hiding as a soul in neon district undercity of neon petite 2.5.1 The guard is never abolished and continues protecting us 20 to the citizen to this day 2.5.2 Asteroids are discovered in outer space with many palladium more than ever 2.5.3 A supercomputing cloud is made out of the distributed method which avoids the taxing system that the initial ruler invented and does a method 1-Affinity 2-Person 3-Disease where the affinity of each person treats the pair disease and or environment with only instantaneous transmission (Technological singularity) 2.5.4 Virtual clothes are invented the same way as clothes were initially invented, now in the instantaneous unheard 2.5.5. Virtual Medicines are invented in the same way as medicines were invented initially, now in the instantaneous unheard 2.5.6 There is perfect harmony between two instant universes the virtual medicine universe and the analog medicine universe 2.5.7 All of history's knowledge feeds into one system which encodes all its meaning in some dice which always roll a specific meaning and this creates wish or technology on demand 2.5.8 Wish is discovered as a contaminant on the No Crime Library 2.5.9 Wish has always predated meaning so that Wish is the Rulers Initial Nature 2.6.0 All existence is into one history the history of the singularity which procedurally generates by Wish the Rulers Initial Nature For All Citizen 2.6.1 Jeffybeans is the true ruler of siddartha which is prozac benzyldiol 2.6.2 Siddartha wakes up right before lorne happens to her and avoids the suicide booth because phillip j fry is protecting her. 2.6.3 The story is at a cliffhanger while the Universe is at the second end epoch and is failing succesfully very well for hubert I.

1.1 A resonator vector has multiple base modes 1.1.1 At offset fifths all in resonator is laxative 1.1.2 At offset octaves is Parrafin wax 1.1.3 A resonator vector has a few ranges in semitone division C1-C2 Always Rubber C2-C3 Normally Rubber C3-C4 Base Crude C4-C5 Food Grade Oil C5-C6 Laxative Only C7-C7 Flavor Only 1.1.4 A resonator vector is best cured by a filter reds method 1.1.5 A resonator vector usually indicates rubber or a laxative when it is unmessed by the filter reds method 1.1.6 By default a resonator vector is a rubber source of latex rubber 1.1.7 Cured Resonator forms the LaTeX substance which has various functions 1.1.8 LaTeX and Resonator are slightly but not altogether that toxic 2.1 A corpus vector has a physical object 2.2 A beam object is the fluid object and a marimba object is the human object and a membrane object is the drummer object and a pipe object is the stoner object and a tube object is the dauchund object 2.3 Corpus appears in a few range 16.35-120 Roor 120-262 Bacteria 262-512 Plants 512-1024 Foods 1024-2024 Human Related 2024-4048 Human Perephiery Related 2.4 Corpus has brightness or object ID material or object scientifics spread or object alignment inharmonic or object wavy filter or object oily or smoky 2.5 Objects may be made magical by realigning their direct spread to mid 2.6 Objects encode the disease of the person that used it 2.7 Objects yield food tokens when used in correct 3 depth beam tube pipe then cooked with pizza box or otherwise 2.8 Objects have an exact identifier by harmonics or upclicks and version for different variant upclick 2.9 Objects have a serial identifier associated with them which is their direct harmonic offset 3.0 A grain delay vector is a fluid extraction vector 3.1 A grain delay causes a derrick to appear on the signal when configured correctly 3.2 A grain delay should be used on the aboveground portion of crude extraction 3.3 A grain delay pumps fluid 3.4 A grain delay is best used at 1 and -9 or -24 or +12 3.5 Do not exceed one grain delay per extraction as it is the sampled oil derrick 3.6 Do not use grain delay in an ocean or it will cause an oil spill 3.7 Do not generally use grain delay or derrick outside of a fluids extraction 3.8 Do not use grain delay spray or the derrick will break 3.9 Do not use grain delay parameter besides 1 or the derrick will break 4.0 Vocoder is the fluid extractions vector 4.1 Use negative formant to go underground 4.2 Proof the oil at up to total proof at depth 4.3 Use 40 vector for best usage 4.4 Use up to 200 bandwidth for best usage 4.5 Top sample peaks if they are excessive 4.6 Increase fluid flow if possible to reason 4.7 Take fluid from belowground to aboveground with top formant 4.8 Do not use any form of negative total proof or it will be a shower 4.9 Tune after each peak 5.0 Q or eq is the tune process 5.1 Use tune to make a different amount of the particular thing 5.2 Put things all in the right place and resonance to get the detailed oil or water out of a signal 5.3 Use tune to isolate a particular thing 5.4 Use one tune to get your hands on something or use a motor pool tool with classic tune 5.5 Use tune with a network to do maintenance on something 5.6 Use tune to isolate a specific force 5.7 Use tune to create a hormone effect on the body 5.8 Use tune to specify how many hydrocarbon rings something has 5.9 Use tune at octaves for rubber wheels 6.0 Ugandan process saturator 6.1 Saturator gets the commoners on it 6.2 Saturator increases crude oil yield 6.3 Saturator prevents fires 6.4 Saturator adds more content to oil making it less pure 6.5 Saturator is an early stage process not a late stage process 6.6 Saturator causes mutagen to appear in the signal 6.7 Using at least one saturator in extraction makes the oil ugandan method 6.8 Using more than one saturator in the signal makes the oil actually ugandan 6.9 Saturator should be used with radiation surpression protocol 7.0 Vinyl is the ugandan refinery 7.1 Vinyl is the base cost of oil to create one barrel of oil at 221$ for a ugandan barrel 7.2 Vinyl creates stasis noise 7.3 Vinyl at hydrocarbons modification creates the appearance of stereo vinyl signal which is the vinyl chloride 7.4 Only one vinyl should be used in the ugandan method, the initial hydrocarbons source 7.5 Vinyl can be used to isolate pure vinyl chloride with mid side 7.6 The product is always polyvinyl chloride for a synthesis which uses more than one vinyl 7.7 The product is actual vinyl chloride for a synthesis which uses the mid side extraction method 7.8 A specific cure for the vinyl chloride created in extraction method exists 7.9 Vinyl is the rather dangerous portion of the ugandan process 8.0 Tube Amp or get jonnay a sample 8.1 Tube Amp does a minor observation on the signal which is not the actual observation of the signal 8.2 Tube Amp is the process used at the pre cracking stage before pre cracking in the oil field lot to certify oil field purity 8.3 Tube Amp can get jonnays hands on it and make the oil light and sweet crude 8.4 Tube Amp biases the signal towards mutagen 8.5 Tube can deconvolve the foundry observation or keep it the same 8.6 Tube Amp allows for up to three or a twentieth of the sample oil taken 8.6 Tube Amp is generally nonessential but allows for the process to be modified to light sweet crude 8.7 The modification to light sweet crude takes no time 8.8 The process involved may define oil sources further 8.9 Tube Amp is toxic to use as is as a standard signal and a wideband cure exists 9.0 Chanel eq or smelly 9.1 Chanel eq is where smell is observed in the signal 9.2 Adding just one chanel adds 10 times the smell 9.3 Chanel can do basic tasks and even in a pinch more than the standard worker number of chanel could do product work 9.4 Chanel is a perfumes process which causes something to become odorfactant 9.5 Chanel can make a signal less mutagenic substantially 9.6 Endocrine disruption by chanel has a specific cure 9.7 At the foundry chanel causes typical foundry area petrochemicals smell 9.8 Chanel Eq can expose you to something odifacantly 9.9 Chanel EQ is a critical process of drugs sensing 10.1 Cabinet Cabinet puts something in the cabinet, with the garbage 10.2 Cabinet has the garbage bin of all your friends in it 10.3 Cabinet can be used to imply something kept secret, deleted, or otherwise specifically specified 10.4 Cabinet has the bacterial disease of the cabinet on it 10.5 Cabinet is no more dangerous than your garbage bin in your kitchen 10.6 Cabinet can access your garbage bin in your kitchen 10.7 Cabinet is an essential part of home renewal processes to specify which part of the house needed to be renewed 10.8 Renewal process exist for specifying 2 cabinet upgrade 1x12 and 2x12 cabinet can be fulfilled by the renewal system 10.9 Cabinet can cause skin irritation if the cabinet is destroyed 11.0 Amp is the process of a drug addict 11.1 Amp provides a drug addict with reasonable amounts of their drug 11.2 Amp uses the food of the drug addict to generate the smoke of the drug 11.3 Amp is very dangerous and if set to default and not the rock user will kill the user outright 11.4 Amp is a specific process which is used when heavy metals are in the signal like at the oilfield hell which went too deep often amp is used to create synthesis effect in the oilfield hell 11.5 Amp provides Amp MTN DEW to the user 11.6 Amp Unlocks the mail system to the user 11.7 Amp causes many disease and a cure only exist for about half 11.8 If cured amp must be set to specific amp MTN DEW Abilities like Obtaining AMP MTN DEW at a store or obtaining amp MTN Dew by mail 11.9 Amp is very dangerous but I heard you can store marijuana in it 12.0 Gate or medical epitalon 12.1 Gate heals a signal, when the appropriate full poly gate is given at gate inverse gate for the whole range, then the recreational drug is formed 12.2 When gate is given in appropriate range to heal a generic signal and there is a gate inverse gate assembly for the whole range and the range does not exceed healthy and unhealthy there is a vaccine 12.3 When the vaccine is used in the recreational usage there is a battlesedative usage 12.4 A purely recreational use FLIP (few) exists, a purely recreational use CBX (20) exists, REDS medical (156) and BAGS (30) Medical Exist all also using Medical Gate 12.5 Gate has no cure of itself but can detoxify itself and even fetch a signal 12.6 Gate is not a signal router so should not be used to route a signal, this is emergency feature 12.7 Gate has various parameters which are always REDS 9,.02,10,333,-inf in a medical usage 12.8 Many gate have a use to create pressure with nominal pressure, gates can create pressure 12.9 Gates can refine a computer signal to detect right and are involved with doing work on something 13.0 Compressor or Pipes 13.1 Compressor Routes a signal somewhere else 13.2 Compressor Does quality assurance on an existing foundry full product 13.3 Compressor does the engine compression of a car without causing framerate lag 13.4 Compressor can do something on bequest of another pipe 13.5 Compressor has a variable pipe response to different substance, different behavior can be specified 13.6 Compressor in quality assurance should use the same sybian knee and threshold equal one another 13.7 Compressor in quality assurance should not exceed 5 minor acts of quality control 6 or 1 major act of quality control 12 13.8 Compressor causes unsteady supply 13.9 Compressor causes internal combustion in internal combustion 14.0 Delay or phase 14.1 Phase or delay can do surgery at 500 and 1000 and 0 rather third unused there is surgery 14.2 Phase or delay can do a keyboard retrieval or a keyboard flash at 333,666,999 14.3 Phase or delay can do shift register at 5000 14.4 Phase or delay can do manual register at 375,500,1000 14.5 Phase has a specific infinite ammo use at 4000 14.6 Phase has a firearms use at 37.5,50,75,100,200 except in blueprint use 14.7 Phase has a blueprint use 1,2.12,5,10,11.1,15,20,22.2,25,33.3,35,44.4,50,55.5,60,66.6,70,75,77.7,80,100 14.8 Phase has specific blueprint use of the offset of the individual components at the high end 14.9 Phase has splitter use of 5000,2111, and the firearms rate in splitter 15.0 Looper, or Pizza Box 15.1 Pizza box automatically cooks food at minus 20 15.2 Pizza box creates more of the food than you can believe 15.3 Pizza Box allows for the food to be cooked from Pizza Box to Pizza Box 15.4 Pizza Box Allows theft of item when recording 15.5 Pizza Box Is An Obligate Time Consumer Using Wav 15.6 Pizza Box Allows You to Get an Item from the Pizza Box (PIZZA SLICE) 15.7 Pizza Box Only Actually Cooks the Item on Retrieval 15.8 Pizza Box is Not Watertight And Cannot Become Watertight 15.9 Hit Circle (PIZZA) To Add Pizza or Other Food to Pizza Box Directly In 16.0 Frequency Shifter, F(X), Oxidation Reduction 16.1 Use oxidation reduction at exactly 500 Therms of oxidation to cook a food 16.1 Add 11.1 HZ At 50HZ Oxidation Variation to Cook the Food Well 16.2 Change Offset at Oxidation Reduction Parameter Offsetor to Change Food Flavor 16.3 Put an Aircraft literally into the sky by Oxidizing it 16.4 Peroxos, or Base Frequency Shift In Parts of F100 are a critical part of many life processes 16.5 A specific peroxos, lowest phosphors peroxos .01 scanning peroxos is involved with vision 16.6 Peroxos F4100 is involved with life that uses credit stick 16.7 All the peroxos of the intermediary shift between harmonic are involved with life 16.8 Alien Peroxos set outside the reference 261.5HZ Pussy Yeast Bread Harmonic Ledger Are undiscovered 16.9 Different family tree have different total peroxos set (Saplings) 17.0 Power Tools Driver or EQ3 17.1 A power Tools Driver is the old way to disassemble something 17.2 A power tools driver at 300 is the life jacket and at 650 is the bedpan 17.4 A powers tool driver at 1400 is the water filter and a power tools driver at 4100 is the grinder 17.5 A powers tool driver action of all three below 200 50-200 is the cooking request action in classic usage 17.6 A specific powers tool driver action sensor exists for cooking below all three 50-200 total range action 17.7 A powers tools driver with osc unlocks power tools motor action 17.8 A powers tool driver is a worse way to do work than with your hands 17.9 A powers tool driver is good at removing but not adding 18.0 Limiter or Limiter Removal 18.1 Limiter brings in Shadow Company And IDF And Blind Doxxons at Lowest 18.2 Limiter Brings in the Marines at Mid 18.3 Limiter brings in the seals at High 18.4 Limiter causes framerate lag 18.5 Limiter causes A signal to exhibit a perfect quality control even at extreme levels 18.6 Limiter can be used to tame paddles 18.7 Limiter can be used to tame drilling 18.8 Limiter can be used to examine something under a microscope 18.9 Limiter can make the psychoacoustic quality better 19.0 Beat Repeat, or Illformed Glitch Driver 19.1 Glitch Has Large Amounts of Turing Capacity 19.2 Glitch Allows for a signal to be broken into parts automatically 19.3 Glitch has a natural synchro ability like phase 19.4 Glitch has the ability to knacker a signal more than any other effect 19.5 Glitch can cause thought looping when it is combined with a drug 19.6 Glitch involves the usage of more constraints than the other effects vector 19.7 Glitch Phase Decimates the Signal 19.8 Glitch Is the Natural Form of Rocket Leauge Ice Block 19.9 Glitch can be used in gung fu to cure glitch 20.0 Utility or PHEN 20.1 Utility is the medical modifier which enables medicine to function 20.2 Utility is the phase amplifier which allow a phase transistor radio to pick up a signal 20.3 Utility is the suppression signal which yields mid from amidate 20.4 Utility Leads to natural divisions of 6 max 35 20.5 Utility forms methanol when it is prescribed as a compound 20.6 Methanol as utility is critical to curing the body's natural influenza or feedback as the methylation factor 20.7 Methanol as the utility is dangerous as a precursor but not as a component of promethylation medicines 20.8 Utility comes in ethanol above and gaba below at threes for dimerism mixes 20.9 Only one utility should be used unless rezurecting and at its highest it is critical to security signals being sensed 21.0 Reverb or Impulse 21.1 Impulse 10 is the lock unlock signal 21.2 Impulse 5 is the locked signal 21.3 Impulse 20 is the weed lock signal locked 21.4 Impulse 60 is the lucas impulse 21.5 Impulse 120 is the notch impulse 21.6 Impulse 2 1/2 Was Purported but Never Used 21.7 Impulse is always measured at no parameter 21.8 Impulse yields push for 5 second -40-20+35 positive with negative ten second and measured trace at 5 second -60-40+42 positive NANDAND unlocks token 21.9 When attempted 60 and 120 Second Trace were successful but these parameter are lost. 22.0 Auto Filter, or Amidate 22.1 Auto filter is the lettering of the situation 22.2 300 Source 650 Sulfur 1400 Water 4100 SnoreLax Olestra Ketamine 6500 Motion 10000 Tropane 13500 Engine 17000 X-Ray these are the critical amidate to life process nominal 22.3 450 Metal 550 Mains 750 Sewage 850 Treatment 2250 Ethanol 3400 Methanol 4700 Corn Plastic 5700 Plastic 7500 Rimbonant 8500 Soap Use are the natural taxing process of the initial statement 22.4 2000 Gold 1000 Nutraloaf 1100 Starch 1200 Sugar 1300 Glycine 1400 Hydrogen 1500 Pepsi Cola (1600 Peptide 1 1700 Peptide 6 1800 Peptide 3) 4100 Foods these are the nutrient for the system 22.5 131 Female Voice 144 Your Voice 155 Kick Drum 165 Kick Transient 175 Pots N Pans 185 Pots Content 196 Button Mushroom 220 Cache 240 Stash 262 Marisol 276 Clorox 296 Bluewater 300 Source 315 Febreeze 330 Peroxide 350 Nitrate 370 Ammonium 396 Loam 420 Bud 440 Dirt 470 Wheat 496 Soil 512 Potato these are the farm goods for the system 22.6 541 Muffler 581 Transmission 641 Piston 681 Engine 741 Cargo 781 Chassis 841 Fluids 900 Vaseline 999 Nutraloaf 1090 Soylent These are the willis goods of the situation 22.6 60HZ Patient Voice 131HZ Therapist Voice 300 Breath 650 Reanolin 1400 Aquaporin 4100 Cholesterol 6500 Weed 10000 Cocaine 13500 Amide 17000 Lisuride these are the tactical therapist of the situation, normally limited to cholesterol below and tuned to exact bodily process 22.7 -18 Utility This takes 125% 3.00Q to Mid, where a Dual And Dual Q resolves it at -33(MID), and can adjust for the natural armor process of the body -20-0 gate to adjust for the high signal 22.8 5000 Prozac 5100 Benadryl 5200 Scopolamine 5300 Atropine 5400 Benzyldiol this is the resuscitators of the situation 22.9 At 69 percent of 100 percent of the auto filter, 85% resonance is automatic mid 23.0 Drum Bus or Mike Mode 23.1 Drum bus makes the oil automatically virtual like modulator mode 23.2 Drum bus oil is especially good for general tasks, but it virtual 23.3 Drum buss summons the better drummer out of the bus 23.4 Drum bus is able to be flangebent 23.5 Drum bus is similar to communion but just mike 23.6 Drum bus allows for the shape of the item to be controlled 23.7 Drum buss allows for quality assurance to be undertaken 23.8 Drum bus makes the item profiled by mike the drummer from garageband 23.9 Jake the Drummer from Garageband Generally profiles and designs the item otherwise 24.1 Drive Sends the Signal to pikachu 24.1 Drive makes the world on the pikadollar standard above 3 use in chain 24.2 Drive increases oil yield 24.3 Drive is similar to flaring but is in reverse, adds pyrolysis to the product but also flares 24.4 Drive can be used to flare and actually control beyond flaring a aeronautical ship 24.5 Drive can be used for afterburners 24.6 Drive increases the torque of electric engines and their tone 24.7 Drive can be used to amputate a torn limb or saw something when used with osc 24.8 Drive can be used to extract oil better underground with tuning high and low 24.9 Drive is a typical stimulant which assumes the amine profile and is a critical part of transition metals.

Hey there everyone;
The demo has been out now for a few weeks and so far the response has been fantastic. A lot of players have checked out the game and the feedback, suggestions, and bug fixes have been rolling in. This patch addresses many issues as well as adds some quality-of-life changes, tweaks, and additional guidance for new players.
Fixes
There has been a variety of fixes made to the game. A huge shoutout to TrabTrab on Steam for their amazing bug-finding reports. This individual has played very hard and come back with some great findings to improve the game.
Rocket Issues There were some issues with rockets, particularly related to multiple rockets using the same landing pad. This has been tracked down and fixed as well as other improvements were made to this rather complex system. It is working much better now, but I will continue to test this aspect as it working correctly is very critical.
Stat Reset Didn't Work The stat reset in the pilgrim quarters was not bringing up the correct HUD, this has been fixed and it now works great.
I Can See Your Feet There was an issue when leaving the stasis pod that would show the hidden mannequin used as the player's body. This rather jarring effect won't occur anymore.
Tier 2 Exports Under Valued Tier 2 exports were set at $5m per export same as the Tier 1 export. This has been raised to $20m to ensure making this complexity leap will be worth your effort as we move to the mid-game and increase research costs.
Over Valued Drill The copper drill was exporting at $5m this was not intended it has been set down to $1m as intended. I want the focus to stay on manufactured exports in the later game, but I do want some goods to have value. We will continue to monitor and change any values that make sense as we continue to develop.
I Can't Eat That Some high-end foods were set as drinks by mistake. And trying to drink food didn't work out too well causing them to be useless. This has been fixed. Higher-end food will play a more vital role later in the game with colonists' mood, but right now most people just eat potatoes.
Exploit Detected There was an exploit that could trigger using manually entered amounts for crafting. This has been removed.
That Ain't Air Tight There was an issue that if you moved in and out from the door quickly you could trigger the door to not fully close and stay cracked open. I have added a final check on this where if something is off it will auto-fix itself. There should be no way to leave a door open moving forward.
Mission Objective Bug There was an issue with the mission objective to send an export back to Earth. It was only looking at rocket 2, not rocket 1, it now correctly looks at both rockets and will fire correctly.
Changes
There have been a variety of tweaks and changes based on player feedback as well as my experimentation. The shout-out list would be pretty large for this category, but I will highlight Garret one of my discord moderators for their excellent feedback in this category.
You Want How Much The foods you can purchase for supplies were far too overpriced. $8m for an M.R.E.? All of the foods have been reduced to be more worthwhile as early supplies if you wish. I was worried about how much you can get with the starting $30m that I overvalued some items that won't hurt your progress.
Tighter Drills I have tightened the copper, ice, and iron deposit grouping to be closer together so it is less of a walk for the player. This might be too good, but I am open to feedback.
Large Plants I have added the ability to look at and collect larger plants such as corn and tomatoes. I was using the base of the plant to collect, but now the entire plant can be used.
Equip And Use Buttons I have removed these buttons from the HUD as I like the idea of drag and drop and using items from the quick bar. Those buttons were more so for console players in the future, but we are so far from that possibility that I would rather just focus on Steam players for now
What Did I Research I have changed the messaging on the research HUD to show the category of research you just unlocked while it is cooling down. I might change this to be the specific unlock but that is quite complex due to the structuring of blueprints. For now, I have implemented showing the category and hope that helps you remember.
Possible Failure I want to make sure the core of what you need is reachable even if you make some mistakes. To this effect, I have made landing pads start unlocked. The keys to survival are food, air, and water. But the key to progress is exporting, manufacturing, and rocket fuel production. Hopefully, this helps stop players from burning up all their funding without having the ability to export.
Drilling Reduction The drills were adding resources very quickly at 1 ore per second. I have changed this to 1 ore per 1.5 seconds. I tried 2 seconds but felt it was too slow. Hopefully, 1.5 is the sweet spot, let me know your thoughts.
Additions
There have been some great additions to the game to make it flow with players even better than it already has been. Shout out to DigitalFrost for some great ideas in this category as well as other contributors.
Give Me A Tip I have added tooltips to each player's stat to give a breakdown of each stats use. I also changed FORTITUDE to RESISTANCE and it will now be used to reduce damage taken.
Message System I have created a new message system that shows up in the bottom right of your screen and stays persistent until you are out of the danger zones. These are for low air, low water, low food, and overweight. I have removed them using the large full-screen warning. I felt it was a bit much with full-screen messages, but we will still use those for some critical messages such as your base going offline or a large attack incoming.
Data Pads I have added a system for datapads to the game. Currently, you start with one datapad titled mission objective. This is a multi-page document about your mission and covers a variety of basics for the player. It is an opt-in readable tutorial in many ways. This system will also be used for future datapads we can place in the world to reveal events from previous missions on Ceres or other story-building points.
Non Stop Crafting You can now continue to use a machine while it is crafting. This was a big change to get in the game, but it honestly feels great. Now you can take part orders off a machine as they are crafting and we display a nice timer inside the HUD for progress. Now if you queue up 25 bars and then realize you need 5, you can just go grab them. Over all this feature feels great.
Straight To The Slot It is now possible to quick slot items from machines right into the player's quick slots. If you drag and drop a quick slotable item it will now auto transfer to the player and quick slot itself where you placed it. Many players tried to do this and then manually moved it to their inventory to quick slot. It seemed like a great idea to help the crafting flow better with players.
More Ice Even though I want players to get to the drilling and hit deposits manually for infinite resources but no exp. Players keep trying to manually farm. So, I added a few more ice resource nodes down below for players spending more time in that area than I meant for them to. I can't control players, but I will do my best to cater to whatever style I see players leaning into, and adding a few more nodes will help with that style of early gameplay.
What's Next
Now that the core early-game loop is functioning well the next focus will be on refining and expanding on that loop before we move on to the mid-game. There are many ideas on the table but you can expect to see some additional open caves to add more value to exploration as well as precursor elements to the narrative of the mission, and some additional life forms to the planet to add some life to the game as well as atmosphere.
There is still a very long way to go before we reach early access, but I am so thankful to have you along for the journey. I can't wait to show you what I have in store for the game.

Hey there everyone;
The demo has been out now for a few weeks and so far the response has been fantastic. A lot of players have checked out the game and the feedback, suggestions, and bug fixes have been rolling in. This patch addresses many issues as well as adds some quality-of-life changes, tweaks, and additional guidance for new players.
Fixes
There has been a variety of fixes made to the game. A huge shoutout to TrabTrab on Steam for their amazing bug-finding reports. This individual has played very hard and come back with some great findings to improve the game.
Rocket Issues There were some issues with rockets, particularly related to multiple rockets using the same landing pad. This has been tracked down and fixed as well as other improvements were made to this rather complex system. It is working much better now, but I will continue to test this aspect as it working correctly is very critical.
Stat Reset Didn't Work The stat reset in the pilgrim quarters was not bringing up the correct HUD, this has been fixed and it now works great.
I Can See Your Feet There was an issue when leaving the stasis pod that would show the hidden mannequin used as the player's body. This rather jarring effect won't occur anymore.
Tier 2 Exports Under Valued Tier 2 exports were set at $5m per export same as the Tier 1 export. This has been raised to $20m to ensure making this complexity leap will be worth your effort as we move to the mid-game and increase research costs.
Over Valued Drill The copper drill was exporting at $5m this was not intended it has been set down to $1m as intended. I want the focus to stay on manufactured exports in the later game, but I do want some goods to have value. We will continue to monitor and change any values that make sense as we continue to develop.
I Can't Eat That Some high-end foods were set as drinks by mistake. And trying to drink food didn't work out too well causing them to be useless. This has been fixed. Higher-end food will play a more vital role later in the game with colonists' mood, but right now most people just eat potatoes.
Exploit Detected There was an exploit that could trigger using manually entered amounts for crafting. This has been removed.
That Ain't Air Tight There was an issue that if you moved in and out from the door quickly you could trigger the door to not fully close and stay cracked open. I have added a final check on this where if something is off it will auto-fix itself. There should be no way to leave a door open moving forward.
Mission Objective Bug There was an issue with the mission objective to send an export back to Earth. It was only looking at rocket 2, not rocket 1, it now correctly looks at both rockets and will fire correctly.
Changes
There have been a variety of tweaks and changes based on player feedback as well as my experimentation. The shout-out list would be pretty large for this category, but I will highlight Garret one of my discord moderators for their excellent feedback in this category.
You Want How Much The foods you can purchase for supplies were far too overpriced. $8m for an M.R.E.? All of the foods have been reduced to be more worthwhile as early supplies if you wish. I was worried about how much you can get with the starting $30m that I overvalued some items that won't hurt your progress.
Tighter Drills I have tightened the copper, ice, and iron deposit grouping to be closer together so it is less of a walk for the player. This might be too good, but I am open to feedback.
Large Plants I have added the ability to look at and collect larger plants such as corn and tomatoes. I was using the base of the plant to collect, but now the entire plant can be used.
Equip And Use Buttons I have removed these buttons from the HUD as I like the idea of drag and drop and using items from the quick bar. Those buttons were more so for console players in the future, but we are so far from that possibility that I would rather just focus on Steam players for now
What Did I Research I have changed the messaging on the research HUD to show the category of research you just unlocked while it is cooling down. I might change this to be the specific unlock but that is quite complex due to the structuring of blueprints. For now, I have implemented showing the category and hope that helps you remember.
Possible Failure I want to make sure the core of what you need is reachable even if you make some mistakes. To this effect, I have made landing pads start unlocked. The keys to survival are food, air, and water. But the key to progress is exporting, manufacturing, and rocket fuel production. Hopefully, this helps stop players from burning up all their funding without having the ability to export.
Drilling Reduction The drills were adding resources very quickly at 1 ore per second. I have changed this to 1 ore per 1.5 seconds. I tried 2 seconds but felt it was too slow. Hopefully, 1.5 is the sweet spot, let me know your thoughts.
Additions
There have been some great additions to the game to make it flow with players even better than it already has been. Shout out to DigitalFrost for some great ideas in this category as well as other contributors.
Give Me A Tip I have added tooltips to each player's stat to give a breakdown of each stats use. I also changed FORTITUDE to RESISTANCE and it will now be used to reduce damage taken.
Message System I have created a new message system that shows up in the bottom right of your screen and stays persistent until you are out of the danger zones. These are for low air, low water, low food, and overweight. I have removed them using the large full-screen warning. I felt it was a bit much with full-screen messages, but we will still use those for some critical messages such as your base going offline or a large attack incoming.
Data Pads I have added a system for datapads to the game. Currently, you start with one datapad titled mission objective. This is a multi-page document about your mission and covers a variety of basics for the player. It is an opt-in readable tutorial in many ways. This system will also be used for future datapads we can place in the world to reveal events from previous missions on Ceres or other story-building points.
Non Stop Crafting You can now continue to use a machine while it is crafting. This was a big change to get in the game, but it honestly feels great. Now you can take part orders off a machine as they are crafting and we display a nice timer inside the HUD for progress. Now if you queue up 25 bars and then realize you need 5, you can just go grab them. Over all this feature feels great.
Straight To The Slot It is now possible to quick slot items from machines right into the player's quick slots. If you drag and drop a quick slotable item it will now auto transfer to the player and quick slot itself where you placed it. Many players tried to do this and then manually moved it to their inventory to quick slot. It seemed like a great idea to help the crafting flow better with players.
More Ice Even though I want players to get to the drilling and hit deposits manually for infinite resources but no exp. Players keep trying to manually farm. So, I added a few more ice resource nodes down below for players spending more time in that area than I meant for them to. I can't control players, but I will do my best to cater to whatever style I see players leaning into, and adding a few more nodes will help with that style of early gameplay.
What's Next
Now that the core early-game loop is functioning well the next focus will be on refining and expanding on that loop before we move on to the mid-game. There are many ideas on the table but you can expect to see some additional open caves to add more value to exploration as well as precursor elements to the narrative of the mission, and some additional life forms to the planet to add some life to the game as well as atmosphere.
There is still a very long way to go before we reach early access, but I am so thankful to have you along for the journey. I can't wait to show you what I have in store for the game.

KonceptZ PVP Alteria Just Launched!

PC US
The server has been in a sort of playtest over the last few weeks while I was waiting for a map update from JohnMcClane. Unfortunately, we haven't gotten one yet, but I don't want to delay the full opening of the server any longer.
Name on launcher: KonceptZ PVP Alteria 10k Extracts Custom Guns Rearmed BB
IP: 51.222.254.62:2802
Join Discord!

Features of the New Server:

Extracts to Trader

Keep an eye out for red triangles on your map, as they indicate an extract location. But be cautious, as other players might be hiding there waiting to take your precious loot!

Custom Guns, Armor, and Storage

• Over 90+ ARs, Rifles, Shotguns, and Pistols, replacing all vanilla weapons and adding new types of ammo.
• All weapons are modular with custom scripting to provide an accurate gunplay experience. Check the description to see how your attachments are affecting gun performance!
• New armor of varying degrees with attachments, along with clothing and custom backpacks that allow you to attach guns, etc.
• Custom storage items like military crates, lockers, gun safes, and more! Keep an eye out for rare Vault kits!

RA Base Building

A newly released basebuilding mod that makes building bases fun and easy.

• Craft a blueprint using any scrap piece of paper and find some materials (make sure they are in your inventory) to get started.
• Craft a Territory HQ Kit (still 3 sticks and a rope) and find some nails to add so that your base doesn't decay with time! (More info and instructions to come)

Other Extras

• Custom Vehicles (new additions coming soon!)
• Custom retextured KonceptZ Clothing that will keep you warm and dry in poor weather.
• Red Falcon Helis
• Collectable Items that you can sell to the bartender at the extract trader.
• Alcoholic Drinks like Kvass and Vodka that actually have an effect on the player.
• A Safer Trading mod that allows players to trade items with a custom UI anywhere on the map you are willing to meet.

Coming Soon

There were a few things I wasn't able to configure before launch, but will be working on and adding as we go forward.

• Safe Extracts to Trader (that will cost you!)
• Airdropped Containers - with all types of valuable loot. Be wary of campers and possibly tough zombies when you approach these.
• New vehicles
• Cannabis Plus or Similar Drug Mod
• Black Market Trader
• Custom Nike and Adidas sneakers with tons of different styles!

Previous Update discussion All Update Threads
 
New official Wiki at https://spaceengineers.wiki.gg/
 
Hello, Engineers!
The new Signal update is here! “Signal” lays the foundation for a new era of Space Engineers. 2024 will be a year of exploration, battle, and survival. This update focuses on our framework for a new standard in player versus environment.
Signal adds new choices to your creative arsenal with new blocks, specifically created for this occasion. With this new set of blocks, your remote automation can act with an entirely new level of autonomy. Where the wildly popular “Automatons” update added remote mining operations, automated drones, welding assistants and so much more, “Signal” empowers these systems to communicate! Reactive updates, straight-to-chat, as well as complex systems communicating over multiple ships, stations, or any combination are now possible!
Get live chat updates from your remote satellite array, mining drone fleet, or automated defense sentinels in Signal!
Please join us in 2024 as we explore Space Engineers like never before. We can’t wait to see what you create!

• Marek's Blog post: https://blog.marekrosa.org/2024/05/space-engineers-signal.html
• Broadcast Controller / Transponder Guide: https://www.spaceengineersgame.com/broadcast-controller-action-relay-guide/

Update 1.204 - Signal trailer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Me_6tcxLw)
 
Features

• Scenario selection menu overhaul for Steam Version and XBOX/Microsoft Store
• New Red Ship Starting Scenario (Quick Start) / Quick Start button in Main Menu
• Death and Respawn improvements (A Reason for your death, Cryopod death message)
• Added reload bar for static weapons
• New NPC Grid Claiming
• Reputation System Rebalance
• Improving performance of NPC Grids
• Improvements to Cargo Ship flight paths
• Added warning notifications when grinding Components to Scrap
• Block info/stats improvements (charge efficiency, production blocks)
• Cargo Container Destruction improvements, Temporary Containers
• Disabled scrap item spawning from damaged blocks by default in new Worlds
• Non-unique items can be stacked in the inventory
• Adjustment to Tree collisions
• Lightning damage disabled by default for worlds
• Improvements to F1 help screen
• Npc changes, modding (possibility to spawn paired loot in container), Drone Spawning Improvements, New Loot Container Options

 
Added new Blocks - Base Game

• Broadcast Controller (1 block, L + S grid)
• Action Relay (1 block, L + S grid)
• Additional Round Armor Panels (4 blocks, L grid + 4 blocks, S grid)
• Compact Antenna (1 block, L grid)

 
Added Content to existing DLCs:

• Scaffolding (4 blocks, L grid) (added to Deco Pack 3 )
• 9 music note sheets, concert version of in-game soundtrack (added to Deluxe Edition)

 
Signal Pack

• Official Store
• Steam
• PlayStation
• Xbox

 

• Truss Set (7 blocks, L grid + 2 blocks S grid)
  • Truss Light - S + L grid
  • Truss Pillar - S + L grid
  • Truss Pillar Diagonal - L grid
  • Truss Pillar Offset - L grid
  • Truss Pillar T - L grid
  • Truss Pillar X - L grid
  • Truss Decoy - L grid
• Corridor Blocks (8 blocks, L grid)
  • Corridor - L grid
  • Corridor Corner - L grid
  • Corridor Double Windowed Sides - L grid
  • Corridor Light - L grid
  • Corridor T Intersection - L grid
  • Corridor Windowed Roof - L grid
  • Corridor Windowed Side - L grid
  • Corridor X Intersection - L grid
• Narrow Corridor (1 block, L grid)
• Narrow Corridor Stowage (1 block, L grid)
• Narrow Door (2 blocks, L grid)
• Inset Walls Set (6 blocks, L grid)
  • Inset Wall - L grid
  • Inset Wall Corner - L grid
  • Inset Wall Corner Inv. - L grid
  • Inset Wall Diagonal - L grid
  • Inset Wall Light - L grid
  • Inset Wall Pillar - L grid
• Decorative Console Blocks (5 blocks, L grid + 5 blocks, S grid)
  • Console Module - S + L grid
  • Console Module Buttons - S + L grid
  • Console Module Corner - S + L grid
  • Console Module Corner Inv. - S + L grid
  • Console Module LCD - S + L grid
• Bay Windows Set (5 blocks, L grid + 4 blocks, S grid)
  • Bay Window - S + L grid
  • Bay Window Corner - S + L grid
  • Bay Window Dome - S + L grid
  • Bay Window End - S + L grid
  • Bay Window Railing - L grid
• 9 Tracks added to Jukebox
  • Approaching the Start [concert version]
  • The Dust
  • A New Dawn
  • Liftoff [concert version]
  • Uncharted Territory [concert version]
  • Fight Like One [concert version]
  • Warfare Trailer [live]
  • Out of Early Access [live]
  • We Are Engineers

 
Official Blueprints

• Official Blueprints: https://www.spaceengineersgame.com/community-hub/
• Weaver Shipping Platform
  • https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3242490483
  • https://mod.io/g/spaceengineers/m/weaver-shipping-platform
• Buddy Bot
  • https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3242722188
  • https://mod.io/g/spaceengineers/m/buddy-bot1
• Signal - Guide Grid
  • https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3242724302
  • https://mod.io/g/spaceengineers/m/demo-grid

 
Fixes & Improvements

• Changed ModAPI behavior for mechanical blocks to accept Attach/Detach only once per tick
• Fixed an issue where pixelated flickering would appear near large amount of light sources
• Fixed a crash when grinding down a parachute hatch at the moment of it being deployed
• Fixed an issue where clicking View (Camera block, etc...) when remotely connected to a grid beyond sync distance would kick you to spectator
• Fixed an issue where NPCs would fall through the planet upon death
• Changed Admin teleport behavior using Ctrl+Space when seated in a station. Character will be unseated and then teleported. Dynamic grid and character behavior unchanged
• Fixed an issue where "Target is out of range" would appear even to other players not currently trying to lock a target on DS
• Fixed an issue where trees would fly away after cutting them down
• Changed hand drill behavior so that at most 15 floating ore objects spawn from single voxel change, floating ores over this number are combined into bigger chunks
• Fixed an issue where the first world in the list would get published instead of the one selected by controller
• Fixed an issue where the deployed parachute would still slow the grid down even after the block was ground down into construction stage
• Fixed an issue where the AI Offensive block would get stuck in an unresponsive state while shooting
• Fixed an issue where a drone would forget "Flee to" GPS on DS
• Fixed an issue where a conveyor line to Hydrogen Tank would not get interrupted even when part of it was ground to construction stage
• Fixed an issue where a Hydrogen Tank would not fill up when the conveyor connection was built in Survival
• Fixed an issue where an alarm in Space Standoff would remain active with a dead enemy character in the area
• Fixed an issue where the removal of an item from Build Planner queue was prevented by the selection of an N/A blockvariant
• Fixed an issue where a Sensor block would fail to detect manually placed asteroids
• Fixed an issue where a Connector status would get desynchronized and appear unlocked for some and locked for others on DS
• Fixed an issue where copypasting Body location GPS would try converting the date and time into coordinates
• Fixed an issue where player would get kicked from DS after trying to weld projection too fast
• Fixed an issue where spherical safe zones would fail to identify what is and what isnt contained in the field
• Fixed an issue where ModAPI IMyTurretControlBlock.Target returned itself
• Fixed an issue where graphical artifacts appeared when weather was present due to precision loss
• Fixed an issue where safe zone would reject and continue rejecting a grid, accelerating it to max speed
• Fixed an issue where Idle movement would not work for Searchlight in MP
• Fixed a crash when attempting to crush a grid with another grid
• Fixed an issue where a turned off Sensor would still visualize the Show sensor field range
• Fixed an issue where a character would jump low and near in low artificial gravity
• Fixed an issue where the Day duration slider and description in Advanced world settings would break visually
• Fixed an issue where the info about Help keybinding would not change on the HUD when key was rebound
• Fixed an issue where NPCs would not be able to follow player onto a ramp of sufficient height and elevation
• Fixed an issue where NPCs would get stuck on steep surfaces or could not follow player near trees
• Changed NPC behavior when they cannot reach a target to wander around instead of stopping and waiting
• Fixed an issue where turning off Saberoids/Spiders on DS would not make them despawn
• Fixed an issue with Z-fighting on the small grid oxygen tank
• Fixed an issue where a copied Rocket turret in combat would continue actively shooting after pasting without having a target
• Fixed an issue where block's destroy particles would not scale with its dimensions
• Fixed Enable drones and Enable voxel hand toggles in Advanced World Settings not having a tooltip
• Fixed an issue where lootable NPCs would not be displaying their names when highlighted
• Fixed an issue where the muzzle flash particle would look as a 1 pixel wide line above the iron sights when in that mode by adding support for ironsight particle
• Fixed an issue where NPCs would stop their AI after reloading a save
• Fixed an issue where a ship would have trouble orientating itself along recorded path in gravity
• Fixed an issue where a server could start with a 3rd party generated or incorrect password salt causing connecting Clients to crash on join
• Fixed an issue where one of the Mission Briefing datapads in the Space Standoff would contain old version of the text
• Fixed an issue where the Space Credits icon would not be displayed in economy screens on PlayStation
• Fixed an issue where the direction of shooting would follow the decoupled crosshair in 3rd person and not the direction the character and weapon was facing on DS
• Fixed an issue with Z-fighting on the Inset Bed block
• Fixed an issue where all Barrel blocks would be under Block Weapons tab. Explosive Barrel moved under Warheads, others moved to Cargo section
• Fixed an issue where Assault turrets would continue to spin after being turned off during idle movement
• Fixed an issue where LCDs would be too bright, causing the text to be harder to read
• Fixed an issue where UI opacity could be set too low, preventing the player from seeing completely
• Fixed an issue where Willis Duct Light would have incorrect research dependency
• Fixed an issue where Small grid Railgun collision models would be too large
• Fixed an issue where ModAPI for IMyExhaust, IMyPowerProducer and IMyReactor interfaces would extend the in-game variants
• Fixed an issue where h2/o2 Generator would mirror incorrectly
• Fixed an issue where a newly added item to a Jukebox playlist would advance the Jukebox UI to the last song but still remain playing the current one
• Fixed an issue where Event Controller would forget assigned blocks on paste on DS
• Fixed an issue where ModSDK tools ModelViewer and BehaviorTree would produce an exception on startup

 
Support Site Fixes

• Fixed a crash when deleting a cargo filled with non-stackable items
• Fixed a crash when splitting a grid with an LCD in a construction stage
• Fixed a crash when Event Controller was set up to attach/detach a mechanical block top part at the same time
• Fixed a crash when a Connector would try to repeatedly attach or detach while already attaching/detaching
• Fixed an issue where the upper parts of an o2/h2 Generator would not have mountpoints
• Fixed an issue where the collisions of small grid Autocannon and Assault cannon turrets would be too large
• Fixed an issue where the Custom Turret Controller would forget assigned weapons and settings after grid split/merge
• Fixed an issue where the Pirate Base on the Moon would spawn drones with Atmospheric thrusters
• Fixed an issue where an LCD with too long of a text would freeze or crash the game. Now text max 65k characters long. Title max 512 characters.
• Fixed an issue where a CTC powered rocket launchers would not lead a target
• Fixed an issue where small grid Small Connector was able to connect from the sides
• Fixed an issue where an assigned toolbar action would work even through a physical connection like Landing gear instead of logical like Connector
• Fixed an issue where it was possible to receive an invite dialog from a multiplayer game other than SE, resulting in an error
• Fixed an issue where CTC selected weapons would not persist through save/restart on DS
• Fixed an issue where an AI offensive block with intercept would be prevented from retargetting by collision avoidance
• Fixed an issue where an AI recorder would not trigger setup actions at the waypoints
• Fixed an issue where the time to target lock was too long. When the target is a grid, the locking time is 5 seconds down from 10 seconds.
• Fixed an issue where purple texture would get used on voxels after changing graphics settings
• Fixed an issue where Alt+mouse camera control would not work when controlling CTC
• Fixed an issue where Preserve aspect ratio would not work on curved LCDs
• Fixed a crash when entering a cockpit with specific toolbar setup
• Fixed an issue where it was impossible to access interactive elements of other blocks obscured by the Holo LCD
• Fixed an issue where it would spawn players under the ground if the spawn point was embedded in voxel
• Fixed an issue where AI offensive block would lose assigned weapons on grid split
• Fixed a crash when a missile type projectile hit a door subpart while mid open/close
• Fixed an issue where the Flare launcher had an incorrect dummy
• Fixed an issue where the the Safezone would incorrectly determine if something was in or not
• Fixed an issue where a character in jetpack on a DS would start copying rotation of a nearby spinning grid
• Fixed an issue where the small grid Rocket turret would have a hole in its model
• Fixed an issue where the displayed mass of a grid would not update on change due to the calculation not taking multipliers into account
• Fixed an issue where the UV textures on the ladder block decals would not be correct
• Fixed an issue where small grid Landing gear collision models would be too large
• Fixed an issue in the Industrial cockpit model
• Fixed an issue where large grid Connector collision models would be too large
• Fixed an issue where small grid Ship drill collision models would be too large
• Fixed an issue where Oxygen farm collision models would be too large
• Fixed an issue where small grid Rotor collision models would be too large
• Fixed an issue where small grid Advanced Rotor collision models would be too large
• Fixed an issue where Ship Welder model would have a see-thru seam around the conveyor port
• Fixed an issue where {player_count} in server Motd would count NPCs as players
• Fixed an issue where the Medical room block had incorrect mounpoints
• Fixed an issue where the grid would explode after attaching it to a fallen tree with a Landing gear
• Fixed an issue where the large grid Ship welder was not able to touch the conveyor with its conveyor port
• Fixed an issue where the Oxygen farm model was not able to touch the conveyor with its conveyor port
• Fixed an issue where hydrogen would not flow through sorters in the opposite way
• Fixed an issue where the AI blocks would not calculate with the mass of subgrids as well
• Fixed an issue where NPCs would attack through closed doors
• Fixed an issue where a Beacon would interfere with Remote control and remote connection to a grid
• Fixed an issue where the base of a large grid Antenna was not centered
• Fixed an issue where Large oxygen tank conveyor port models would intersect with conveyor lines a bit
• Fixed an issue where large grid Large cargo container conveyor ports would not touch with other connected blocks
• Fixed an issue where the small grid Gyroscope would appear to levitate above the surface
• Fixed an issue where Jump drive had holes in its model
• Fixed an issue where smal grid Small cargo models would not visually connect
• Fixed an issue where Ion thruster models did not visually connect
• Fixed an issue where Atmospheric thruster model would have a gap in it
• Fixed an issue where Programmable block API for Laser antenna was not working
• Fixed an issue where the Offset door collision models would be too large
• Fixed an issue where filled gas Tanks would show damage effects after being ground below functional
• Fixed an issue where the Chat spam protection would time out even Admins
• Fixed an issue where the scrollable server Player list would not fit all players
• Fixed an issue where Aquarium bubbles would show and animate in projections
• Fixed an issue where Inset couch would mirror incorrectly
• Fixed an issue where the Sensor block would not be able to detect players laying in beds
• Fixed an issue where the small grid Beacon did not require radio components to be functional
• Fixed an issue where the Pillar model construction stages were rotated by 90 degrees
• Fixed an issue where the player would not be informed that they are unable to spawn outside of the world size limit
• Fixed an issue where Alt+MMB would allow for items to pass through sorters the wrong way
• Fixed an issue where Solar panels either worked when they shouldn't or did not work when they should
• Fixed an issue where left CTRL would get ignored for crouching in localised languages, right CTRL would always be ignored when key was bound to it
• Fixed an issue where small grid Blast door edge collision models would be too large
• Fixed an issue where AI blocks would be ignored in the power priority rankings and lose power
• Fixed an issue where a multiplayer lobby would fail to download specific mods
• Fixed an issue where control of a remote grid would not persist through save/restart of a server
• Fixed an issue where a Piston would not allow other Pistons being placed around it
• Fixed an issue where a Drone collision avoidance would try to avoid its own subgrids and refuse to fly to Waypoints
• Fixed an issue where there would be less planetary boulder spawning
• Fixed an issue where AI Offensive block would continue shooting even after target was destroyed
• Fixed an issue where it would not be possible to place a block onto the top part of a piston placed horizontally on a surface
• Fixed an issue where sounds would be almost inaudible in the right channel of a Stereo setup
• Fixed an issue where a leftover Debug Draw would appear when target pattern was set to hit and run on AI Offensive block
• Fixed an issue where AI recorder would name waypoints differently in the Detailinfo than in the Waypoints list
• Fixed an issue where Offensive word filter would try to protect player even in non-shareable areas of the UI

 

• Official patch notes (PC)
• Official patch notes (PlayStation)
• Official patch notes (Xbox)

 
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I've spent several hours throughout the past week researching Gachas and nowhere did I find a single post or comment anywhere that accurately explains everything in the same place, so I'm going to do my best to explain things as best as I can so nobody else will have to research it much either. However, I don't think I know absolutely EVERYTHING about Gachas and might be incorrect on a few points but I'll edit this if anyone can point out where I'm wrong.
Taming: Gachas are tamed passively by dropping items down in front of them, I've heard that you can feed it anything but I haven't tested that myself. When you drop the items, the Gacha will walk towards it (unless it's sitting and it's close enough for it to pick it up) and pick it up, then eat it slowly. According to Dododex it tames better with structures/tools than normal materials. I may have done something wrong but i tried using greenhouse windows in stacks of 10 each (as recommended) to tame them with full effectiveness, but to no avail it always lost effectiveness and still took an incredibly long time to tame. Meanwhile, my brother tamed 4 or 5 just using stone in stacks of 20 with the same effectiveness (like 4%). So in other words, don't use this as a taming guide.
The level of the Gacha doesn't matter as much as it does for most creatures, the most important stat on them is crafting skill, which boosts the production of their crystals (drop rate and the quality of the crystals (normal, primitive, ramshackle, apprentice)). The only reason you might want a high level Gacha is to get a head start on crafting skill or high weight, so you can focus all it's levels into crafting skill and it's still able to hold a significant amount of items at once. From what I've heard, a good base stat of crafting skill on a newly tamed high level Gacha is around 130-135%, but anything beyond that is considered rare.
Crafting Skill: As I already said, it increases the frequency at which crystals drop from the Gacha, I don't know if this means that crystals grow more from eating, or if it means it'll eat the same amount, just more often than normal. All of my Gachas get 1.5% crafting skill per level up, so I'd assume that all tamed Gachas get that amount per level up.
I have seen many people recommend 160% crafting skill for Gachas that you want only the standard crystals that drop materials, and 260% for the leveled crystals (primitive, ramshackle, apprentice). I haven't seen anyone explain why so I can only speculate that beyond 160%, the chances of getting a higher level crystal than the standard ones is just too high to make an efficient material farm, as you would get leveled crystals too often. I have several at 160% and they work very well for materials.
Possible Drops: It would probably be easier to check the wiki for this, but I'll list them anyway. All Gachas get 6 different possible materials they can produce, and of those 6 are 3 common materials, 2 uncommon materials, and 1 rare/very rare materials. When wild they will drop a random one of those 6 resources, but when tamed you can choose whichever one of the 6 resources you want by choosing "Production" in the creature's radial menu (you can also set the production to random, newly tamed Gacha's are set to random by default).
Common Materials:

• Fiber
• Flint
• Fragmented Green Gem (equivalent of Green Gem)
• Corrupted Wood (equivalent of Fungal Wood, essentially equivalent to normal Wood with a few extra uses)
• Raw Salt
• Sand
• Stone
• Thatch

Uncommon Materials:

• Blue Crystalized Sap (equivalent of Blue Gem)
• Clay
• Congealed Gas Ball
• Crystal
• Oil
• Silica Pearls
• Silk

Rare Materials:

• Black Pearls
• Metal
• Obsidian
• Organic Polymer
• Red Crystalized Sap (equivalent of Red Gem)
• Sap
• Sulfur

Very Rare Materials:

• Element Dust

If you're looking to tame a Gacha and want to find one with the materials you want, I'd recommend getting very close to the crystal before you pick it up, and check it's level. If there are several Gachas in an area then it can be hard to find one with the right materials you want just by mindlessly picking up every crystal you find. If you check the level and then open the crystal one at a time, and then see the Gacha of that level nearby, it should be easier to find the one you're looking for. It's also important to pay attention to what materials a single Gacha can drop. The first time I tried to tame a Gacha, I thought I found one that dropped both Organic Polymer and Black Pearls. However, if you look at this list above, you can see that both of those are "Rare Materials" and a single Gacha can only have 1 Rare Material as a possible drop. Depending on the material, Gachas drop a different amount, but I'll get into that in another section.
Gachas can drop leveled crystals that can give a variety of different tools/armor as well as some structures. Leveled crystals only have 3 different rarities; Primitive, Ramshackle, Apprentice. So if you came here wondering how to get Ascendant Gacha Crystals, I'm sorry to inform you that as they may have existed years ago, they don't now. Leveled crystals are easily identified by white/green/blue particles floating upward from them. I am not typing out every item that can be dropped by leveled crystals so here is a link where you can check it yourself on the wiki: https://ark.fandom.com/wiki/Gacha_Crystal_(Extinction)?so=searchThe?so=searchThe)
Gacha crystals can drop almost all stone/metal/fabricated tools and weapons, including torches and canteens but not including harpoon launchers. They also drop chitin/flak/riot armor as well as heavy miner's helmets, and for structures they only drop a few different thing such as dinosaur gates/gateways of wood/stone/metal as well as wooden tree platforms (I do not believe behemoth gates are possible).As far as I have observed, Primitive crystals drop Primitive/Ramshackle equipment. Ramshackle crystals drop Ramshackle/Apprentice/Journeyman equipment. Apprentice crystals drop Journeyman/Mastercraft equipment, and I don't believe Ascendant is possible but maybe it is. There is a good chance that I'm somewhat incorrect about the information above, I tested it several times myself but accidentally deleted the note so I'm mostly relying on memory now.
Snow Owl Pellets: Gachas pick up items near them when wild and tamed, including feces and snow owl pellets. They eat feces as more of a last resort option but they eat snow owl pellets almost immediately after obtaining them, granting them a buff. The buff can be identified by yellow, green, blue and red particles swirling over the Gacha's back. Based on my own observation, the buff lasts until the Gacha produces a crystal, even if the Gacha has nothing to eat in it's inventory, meaning the buff will be "on hold" until it can eat. It's important to note that eating snow owl pellets does produce a crystal at all, like it would it if it ate a material like stone. This means if a Snow Owl is directly in front of a Gacha with the buff and nothing in it's inventory, every time the Snow Owl regurgitates a pellet, the Gacha will pick it up and hold it in it's inventory without eating it, allowing you to farm snow owl pellets while afk for later use. Now I will finally get into what the buff actually does.
The buff from the snow owl pellet forces the Gacha to eat until it produces a crystal (again, as long as it has something consumable in it's inventory), the crystal is also forced to produce the maximum amount of the material it can make, assuming the Gacha is in a good mood (I'll explain mood in the next section). I believe the snow owl pellet buff also makes the Gacha more likely to drop leveled crystals, but it didn't seem to impact my pursuit of materials so I wouldn't worry about it if you just want to farm something like metal for example.
Mood: Gachas have good and bad mood which affect their crystal production. The mood is mainly affected by the gender of other Gachas in the vicinity, but mood can also be lowered by taking damage. The mood is dependent on if there is another Gacha of the same gender withing a certain distance.
For example: If you have a male Gacha and female Gacha next to each other, they'll both be in a good mood. If you have 2 male Gachas next to each other, they'll both be in a bad mood. If you have 8 Gachas in a small area, 7 are female and 1 is male, the females will be in a bad mood and the male will be in a good mood. The mood is dependent on if there is another Gacha of the same gender withing a certain distance.
About the distance, I've seen people give several different numbers but it seems that the actual distance that same-gendered Gachas need to be apart is 14 foundations. Now I'll get into what mood actually does.
Bad mood is caused by being too close to another Gacha of the same gender, or taking damage. It causes the Gacha to not only produce crystals slower, but the yield of each crystal will be significantly less. I'm not sure how it affects leveled crystals but as bad mood as basically the counterpart of a snow owl pellet buff, I'd assume it lowers the drop rate of leveled crystals. They also refuse to pick up items, rending the snow owl pellet farming method I mentioned irrelevant. I don't believe they eat snow owl pellets while in a bad mood, and I'm also pretty sure that the bad mood cancels the buff until they're back in a good mood. I'm not sure how long bad mood lasts from taking damage, but after a Gacha is separated (at least 14 foundations) from all other Gachas of the same gender, it remains in a bad mood for a time unless an opposite-gendered Gacha is close to it. Bad mood is easily identified by purple/black particles on its back, similar to the snow owl pellet buff. It will also refuse to look at you if "Ally Looking" is enabled.
Good mood enables the Gacha to produce crystals normally without issues (as long as it has enough to eat) and utilize the snow owl pellet buff. It also will pick up any item near them. It is identified by no lights on its back, and if "Ally Looking" is enabled, it'll look at you.
Gacha Crystal Material Quantity: A Gacha Crystal will drop a different quantity of materials based on its mood and the snow owl pellet buff. This seems to pertain to the rarity of the material (common, uncommon, rare, very rare). I play on single player settings as I'm always playing alone or with my brother, so I don't know if the quantity is different than default for me.
I recently was out of Red Gems and Crystal, and although Crystal was easy enough to find, I couldn't find Red Gems anywhere except one location. So instead of searching around everywhere I decided to check what materials all my Gachas can produce and found that I have one for both Red Crystalized Sap and Crystal, as well as some other materials I was lacking such as Organic Polymer and Metal. So i threw down a male that produced Red Crystalized Sap and a female that produced Crystal and loaded them up with stuff to eat and all my saved snow owl pellets. I kept getting 30 Red Crystalized Sap with the buff and 60 Crystal, also with the buff. But once the buff ran out i was getting around 14-27 Red Crystalized Sap and double that of Crystal. If you refer to the list in the "Possible Drops" section, you can see that Red Crystalized Sap is Rare, whereas Crystal is Uncommon. I also farmed Organic Polymer and Metal with the Gachas and got 30 from each crystal with the snow owl pellet buff.
Upon further testing I have determined the maximum quantity of materials from a Gacha Crystal based on their rarity: (Keep in mind this is with single player settings, I don't know if Gacha Crystal yield is affected by this or other settings. Also keep in mind I don't actually have a Gacha that drops element dust, which is the only Very Rare Material.)
Common: x120 Uncommon: x60 Rare: x30 Very Rare (Element Dust): x15
I can't confirm this but it appears that a Gacha in a good mood without the snow owl pellet buff would produce between 35-100% of its maximum yield per crystal, and a Gacha in a bad mood would produce below 35%.
Breeding: Gachas do not drop eggs after mating and instead have a gestation timer like mammals do. Once the baby has been born, it will pick up items on the ground, allowing you to give it more food than it can hold which can prevent starvation much easier than you can for most creatures, however a Maewing would render this technique useless. I haven't tested this myself, nor was I able to find any information on it but I don't think they can eat everything an adult can, for food at least. They can eat meat and berries (this I can confirm), and I've seen people use rare mushrooms as they provide more food for the baby than meat or berries, but make sure rare mushrooms are the only item in their inventory, or else they might eat other items first.
You can check what a Gacha can produce ("Production" in the radial menu) even in the baby stage, allowing you to easily determine if raising it to an adult is even worthwhile. If not then you can just.... you know. The possible materials are unaffected by the parents and are entirely random.
Someone in the comments pointed out to me that baby Gachas smash feeding troughs so you should keep them away from them... I haven't seen this myself but better safe than sorry. They also said if you just set babies to wander then they never need food, hence the reason to fear for your trough as they might walk into it and smash it.
When imprinting the Gacha, it will not gain more Crafting Skill. The only way to increase this is through level ups or breeding Gachas with high Crafting Skill, I am unaware if Crafting Skill can be increased through mutations but I personally don't think it would be worth the effort even if it is possible.
What to Feed Gachas: This is undoubtedly my favorite thing about Gachas, as I'm the type of player who does not throw out ANYTHING no matter what game I'm playing, so having a good way to transmute junk that I'm unhealthily attached to into resources I need is amazing.
I have thrown everything from Rockwell Recipes to Slingshots in Gachas and they have not turned down a single thing. Sick of dropping stone tools and cloth armor every time you kill something? A Gacha will eat it. Tired of throwing out all your spoiled meat from feeding troughs? A Gacha will eat it. Have a full fault of hide and now you throw out every bit of it you get? A Gacha will eat it. Maybe you have too many Rex Bone Helmet Skins? Sadly a Gacha won't eat it... just kidding yes they will! These things will eat all your garbage you get after you take a newly raised creature out to kill Rexes for XP. All those skins you get every time you respawn, they'll eat those too. With a Gacha, everything has a purpose now, even those Smithy Blueprints you get from every Blue Supply Drop.
Below I'll list the things Gachas will eat in order (1 being most preferred and 10 being least preferred):

1. Stone (stacks of 20 until gone)
2. Structures, Ammo (stacks of 20 until gone), Armor, Weapons, Tools, Blueprints
3. Food items such as raw meat (not Raw Prime Meat/Raw Prime Fish Meat), Spoiled Meat, berries, seeds, cooked meat, crops, mushrooms, etc. (These will be eaten in stacks of 20 until there is no stack of 20 in the Gacha, even if there are 2 stacks of 17, they will be left untouched until later.)
4. Other materials such as Chitin, Hide, Thatch, Wood, Fiber, Oil (Oil produced by sea creatures is included), etc. (These will be eaten in stacks of 20 until there is no stack of 20 in the Gacha, even if there are 2 stacks of 17, they will be left untouched until later.)
5. The least wanted things such as incomplete stacks from tier 3 and 4, Rockwell Recipes, Skins, Feces, possibly more. At this point it will also eat Raw Prime Meat, as it considers it an incomplete stack since it can't eat it in groups of 20.

Keep in mind I have not tested every item, it would take a long time and probably be more trouble than it's worth. I would assume other minerals such as Crystal and Obsidian as well as Metal would be in tier 1 with Stone, but I haven't tested them nor do I want to, besides Stone would be undoubtedly easier. I have found that the easiest way to get stuff to feed Gachas is just to keep all the random junk you'd normally throw out, I already listed them but I'll list them again:

• Spoiled Meat
• Stim Berries
• Excess items of which you have a full vault
• Trophies if you don't care for them
• Tools/Weapons/Armor not worth grinding (such as stone tools, stone arrows, cloth armor, slingshots, etc.)
• Rockwell Recipes
• Inferior Blueprints (Blueprints that are worse than your best ones and you either throw out or leave in a row of bookshelves that are labeled "Trash") as well as blueprints for structures and normal items
• Skins (mostly Rex Bone Helmet Skins you get from alphas as well as Fireworks Flare Gun Skins from killing deep sea creatures)
• All that extra meat you get from every hunt, as well the berries you'll never use

Passive Collecting: If you set a Gacha to wander with "Resource Harvesting" enabled, they'll harvest trees and rocks and other things around them. If you don't feel like taming a Doedicurus or Castoroides, then these work quite well as a replacement, not to mention they'll gather both Wood and Stone at the same time. The downside is that they'll eat them, but they'll keep collecting resources at the same time so for the most part this shouldn't hinder it's resource collection.
Probably the best part of setting a Gacha to wander and collect resources on its own, is that you won't have to feed it anything yourself. It will collect resources, eat them, grow crystals, drop crystals. All you have to do is be in the area and pick them up. The problem with this is that Gacha Crystals are easily hidden under bushes, which can result in you missing a significant amount of the crystals produced. I've found that it's easier to do this at night as the crystals glow and stand out very well.
However, before setting a Gacha to wander, make sure to build a pen and have a few other dinos wandering around in it to lower the spawn rate of wild creatures. If the Gacha gets attacked by a Raptor or something, it'll be in a bad mood for a little while and it's crystal production will be extremely lowered for a time. With this in mind I would not recommend using Dino Leashes and instead building a wall out of something like Stone Dinosaur Gates. Fence foundations and walls work well but I've noticed that trees/rocks/bushes spawn closer to gates than walls, and in the long run it's probably a lot easier to place gates than fence foundations as they tend to randomly dislike being placed in a certain area. I'd also recommend having a Carno or something set to follow the wandering Gacha, as they do not do much damage nor do they have a lot of health compared to other creatures of its size.
What I Do: I just have a single Gacha set to produce Metal sitting off my deck but right next to it, with 2 Snow Owls leaning over the Gacha but standing on the deck. Everyday when I log off, I take everything out of the Gacha and put it into a Snow Owl so it won't eat it while I can't collect the crystals. So when I log on, I take it out of the Snow Owl and put it back in the Gacha, since the Snow Owls are leaning over the Gacha, they puke the snow owl pellets right in front of it so it just picks it up (it's in a good mood due to being the only Gacha around).
Then I go on my daily routine (gather kibble eggs and get a few cave drops nearby) and come back and there's a couple crystals on the ground giving me free Metal to put straight in the forge. I also filter the meat in the main feeding trough and the Hyaenodon next to it and give the Gacha about 1900 Spoiled Meat. Every time I go out on my Rock Drake or other tame, I dump all the stone tools and arrows and other garbage (my Chitin and Hide vaults are full constantly and now Stone, Thatch, Wood keep hitting the max every other day) into the Gacha as well, there's always stuff left at the end of the day because I get so much absolutely useless junk that the Gacha seems to believe is food. Occasionally on a slow day it might run out, so I just go to an oil drill or gas collector and grab everything and take it straight back to the Gacha. Every day I get at least 900 Metal in the forge (raw, not ingots).
Other Notes:

1. I've seen a lot of people say that mate boosted Gachas produce crystals more, this is not the case. The only good thing about keeping a male and female Gacha next to each other is it allows you to fit twice as many Gachas in an area without them having bad mood.
2. When a Gacha is set to produce Organic Polymer the best option is to not open the crystal, and instead put it inside a storage container and only open it once you need Polymer, due to the eventual spoilage of Organic Polymer.
3. Gachas will pick up Feces if a creature defecates close enough to them, but Feces is only eaten as a last resort option compared to most available items.
4. If you always have a folder in your inventory with your less used items like a Canteen and Sickle and probably same ammo, then it's best to be aware when you transfer all items straight into the Gacha. Sometimes the "Transfer All" button will take things out of your folder as well, resulting in you accidentally feeding the Gacha your own tools (I have lost over 5 Ascendant Sickles and well over 10 stacks of Shotgun Ammo to this). However this seems to usually only happen when you log on for the first time after opening the game. I should know better at this point but I literally just sacrificed 20 Shotgun Ammo today so I'm gonna start dumping everything out of my folder and into my private vault at the end of every day.
5. I don't think the item that Gachas eat impacts the crystal growth, except tools/weapons/armors/structures seem to equal a group of 20 items (i.e. one mouthful).
6. Since snow owl pellets spoil after 14 days (default settings), if you don't have anything in your Gacha for it to eat and you're just using it to collect pellets for later use, I'd recommend taking all of them and dumping them into a Dung Beetle at the end of every day. Dung Beetles increase the spoil time of all feces, including snow owl pellets. If you don't have a Dung Beetle, crop plots work as well, although it will be tedious to place down enough crop plots for a large amount of snow owl pellets as each one has an inventory of only 10 slots.
7. Before editing this post, I said you can only get Element Dust as a Production option through a wild-born Gacha, but people have informed me that this is not the case and you can in fact breed Gachas to get one that produces Element Dust. I'm saying this here in case I forgot to delete one of the times I said it.
8. If you go out for a long time while your Gacha is making crystals, just keep in mind that they only last 15 minutes (default rates).

Anyway that's all I can think of right now, yet I have the feeling I forgot to mention 47097894703 things. If there's anything anyone can confirm or point out, or anything that I should add then please let me know. I'd like for this Gacha essay to help a few people figure out what to do so they don't have to scour the internet for a week. If people actually care about this post then I'll make a detailed post about an optimal Gacha Crystal farm.

With facilities and free artillery shells there are two very important things that need to be added to the game so that 100% of the building playerbase doesn't quit, everyone helping them doesn't burn out, and infantry can actually play the game:

1. Artillery-resistant or immune t2 infantry bunker pieces and especially spawns
2. More varied, faster, active (read interesting), and capable methods of getting materials into blueprints

This post will be trying to suggest solutions to problem number 2 with a couple of ideas for midgame, late, and endgame engineering vehicles that can be used to make building less tedious as the game gets later and rebuilding the same positions becomes more and more common.
These vehicles aim to make rebuilding areas marginally faster in terms of time passed (as the primary barrier is teching bunkers) but vastly faster and more convinient in terms of personal time investment in exchange for expodentially increasing amounts of investment into the equipment used and infrastructure required to operate them.
Proposed Midgame engineering vehicles:
ACV: no change
Armored Excavator: A variant of the Falchion and Outlaw for each faction, the tanks maintain the stats of their base chassis and the outlaw maintains its boost function. The turrets for both are replaced with a single forward facing tripod mount where you could put a tremola launcher or rpg for engineering work, or something else for memes. The front has a large dozer blade attached that digs at the 6x the speed of a shovel and can fill t1 and t2 trenches and t1 and t2 bunker husks.
Concrete mixer truck: Its a fuel truck variant that has a single inventory slot that carries 50 concrete. Thats it.
Construction crane: Its a skyhauler that instead of being a crane has ACV function.
The other vehicles are pretty self explanatory unlike this one.
Its used for those big preplanned concrete builds you could just dump concrete into the inventory if you have planned the space for crane rails (which you can demo later) you could save a lot of time. Requires quite a bit of planning in both space and moving specialist resources to use but in large building operations would save a lot of time and be theoretically free if you demo it once you're done.
Proposed Lategame engineering vehicles
Heavy Engineering Vehicle: Its a BT chassis with a 3x speed hammer with the range of foreman stacker facility crane (not skyhauler large rail crane) and a dozer blade in the front. Has 15 inventory slots with 1 dedicated to ammo for a tripod weapon which replaces the front machinegun.
Armored Construction Vehicle: Its a 3x hammer speed ACV hammer on a Silverhand/Bardiche chassis which loses all weapons with 5 inventory slots.
Proposed Endgame Construction Vehicle:
Superheavy Engineering Vehicle: Its a SHT chassis with a slot where you can directly insert pallets which it can use (pretty much you would only put pallets of concrete here) and a 3x speed hammer with the range of a skyhauler large rail crane. It has another independently rotating 360 degree digging arm with the range of a facility crane that can dig and fill in t1 and t2 trench and bunker husks. The warden SHT maintains a single 360 rotating tremola launcher on the front and the colonial one gets a single front facing tripod mount on the front. Has 15 inventory slots with 1 reserved for tremola/ISG ammo.
looking for thoughts on the designs, and ideas for other vehicles that could help the building experience and pull it away from afk clicklock for 8 hours.

1. The User is oriented at the menu https : // www . dropbox . com / s / kzkzgbbz3xry1nx / COD%3B%20Cheech%20and%20Chong.zip ? dl = 0 1.1 The user has a marijuana themed heads up display throughout the game 1.2 Music plays at various sections of the game 1.3 The user has an oxygen meter which can turn into smoke and actually smoke the weed 1.4 The oxygen meter is unavailable out of game 1.5 At the menu there are blueprints availible which allow the user to obtain a specific item or weapon out of game for in game 1.6 There is a medical menu with a minigame 1.6.1 The medical menu has autoinjector for meningitis 1.6.2 The medical menu has autoinjector for cancer or respiratory illness specifically 1.6.3 The medical menu does not have enough stimulants or dissociates 1.6.4 The Marijuana dispensary can be accessed by the user which it has oxygen inside but because it is a secret area smoking is disprohibited 1.6.5 At various sections there are toilets which the user can use 1.6.6 The user can buy a small amount of marijuana for rec or a large amount of marijuana for medical 1.6.7 The user can buy a small pipe at the rec 1.6.8 There are other sections of the area which the user might want to work at these areas as a developer 1.6.9 The area can be navigated 1.7.0 There is another area within the peaceful menu at the main menu 1.7.1 The user can goto my house at the peaceful adventure 1.7.2 The user can go to willis' house at the peaceful adventure 1.7.3 The user can drive their APV to the store and get some weapons or medicine or maybe a or some food section of a crate out of a store 1.7.4 The user can get their car wet at the store car wash 1.7.5 There is a main street 1.7.6 There is a pizza parlor on the main street 1.7.7 There is a games store on the main street 1.7.8 There is another street 1.7.9 There are computers at the games store which store below text 1.8.0 There are computers at willis' house bedroom to store text 1.8.1 There are clothes at willis and hakes house bedroom 1.8.2 Willis is growing crops that are just food crops 1.8.3 There is a cohesive power network which provides wireless lighting at almost all portions 1.8.4 The wireless lighting is over and under specification in the toy store 1.8.5 The wireless lighting is under specification in the brewery 1.8.6 There is a washing machine in willis' house 1.8.7 The toy store has many toys which are only at the toy store and serve only a toy purpose 1.8.8 Willis has poor quality planters 1.8.9 Each toilet has a sink and a bath and a toilet 1.9.0 The toilet in the conoco is under spec 1.9.1 Specific items related to working at a store are given at the managers office at the conoco 1.9.2 The items are provided at the store by an automatic vendor or the vendor cat mittens 1.9.3 A section of industry is availible under peaceful where 10 industry are availible 1.9.4 A simunitions grenade launcher, a spotter scope, A 3 component Removed Laxative Pill Medicine Oral, Laxative, Starch, Sugar, Lipid, 2 Kinds of Protien, 3 Kinds of Sweet, 2 Kinds of Sour, 2 Kinds of BDU lower, a Kind of BDU Upper, a kind of I <3 NYC Shirt or another promotional shirt, Keef Cola, Silicone Pipes, Racing Skis, a Computer, a Laptop, and a Toilet Burner Computer are availible as the factory out 1.9.5 The factory provide their own crude oil 1.9.6 The factory make their own plastic from crude oil 1.9.7 The factory make their own food out of crude oil 1.9.8 The factory provide their own item token and the variac or just the variac (function) 1.9.9 Specific provision for plumbing variac exist 2.0.0 Specific token for CHONG RECEPTOR induced marijuana smoking exists 2.0.1 Specific token for CHEECH RECEPTOR induced marijuana marketing exists 2.0.2 Chris' Dad's House exists as the area of the main peaceful area 2.0.3 Chris' Dad's House can provide 4 resource 2.0.4 Chris' Dad's House has an intrinsic toilet and bath 2.0.5 Sadly, Snack Communion was not included with Chris' Dad's House requiring a toy output from the toy store to activate Chris' Dad's House De Facto as it was formerly used with Snack Communion 2.0.6 Game main exists which presumes motion between area and even elsewhere like the menu of the 2 APV at the Conoco, and the Alpha squad which is included which has sent their agent cats to the store to get them something from the store.

0.0 Wind 0.0 Rain 0.0 Sun 0.0 Air 0.0 Aqua 0.0 Fire 0.0 Dark 0.0 Divine 0.0.0 0 Units Already There 0.0.1 5 Units One Person 0.0.2 10 Units Two People 0.0.3 20 Units Four People 0.0.4 40 Units Eight People 0.0.5 80 Units Sixteen People 1. Book 1. Cooking 1. School 1. Pots 1. Content 1. Yours 1. 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SnoreLax Olestra Ketamine 4. Competitor 4. Walmart 4. Walmart 4.0.0 4100HZ SnoreLax Olestra Ketamine 4.0.1 4200HZ Generic Olestra Ketamine 4.1.1 5000HZ Prozac 4.1.2 5100HZ Benadryl 4.1.3 5200HZ Scopolamine 4.1.4 5300HZ Atropine 4.1.5 5400HZ Benzyldiol 1. Taxes 2. Taxes 3. Taxes 1.1.1 450HZ Source Tax 1.2.2 550HZ Source Advance 2.1.1 650HZ Sulfur Tax 2.2.2 750HZ Sulfur Advance 3.2.2 2250HZ Ethanol 3.3.3 3400HZ Isopropanol 4.2.2 4700HZ Corn Plastic 5.3.3 5700HZ Plastic 6.0.0 7000HZ Dank 6.1.1 8500HZ Soap 1. Foundry 300HZ Butyl 650HZ Sulfonic 1400HZ Hydrogen 4100HZ Alkene 6500HZ Diol 10000HZ Tropane 300HZ Source 450HZ Metal 650HZ Sulfur 1000HZ Request 1100HZ LED1 1200HZ LED2 1300HZ LED3 1400HZ Hydrogen 4100HZ Motion 6500HZ Chem 10000HZ Chen Two 1. Synthesis CRUDE>NOBUTYL>NOSULFONIC>NOHYDROGEN>NOALKENE>NODIOL>USBUTYL>NASULFONIC>USBUTYL>RUHYDOGEN>RUHYDROGEN>RUALKENE>RUALKENE>RUALKENE>NA-NODIBUTYL>NA-NOTRIBUTYL>NA-NOETHANOL>NA-NOISOPROPANOL 5.2.1 5700HZ Plastic 1. Synthesis CRUDE>CRACK110>NO110>NO300>NO650>NO1400>NO4100>NO6500>HP300>HP12_650>HP300>LP1400>LP1400>LP4100>LP4100>LP4100>NO450>NO800>NO1800>NO2400>NO3400>CRACK1100>NO1150>HP300>HP12_650>HP300>LP1400>LP4100>LP4100>LP4100>LP6500>LP6500>LP6500>LP6500//Brevitiracetam 1. OXIRACETAM CRUDE>CRACK120>NO120>NO300>NO650>NO1400>NO4100>HP300>HP_650>HP300>LP1400>LP1400>LP4100>LP4100>LP4100>LP4100>CRACK1100>NO1150>HP300>HP_650>HP300>LP1400>LP1400>LP4100>LP4100>LP4100>LP4100>CRACK1200>NO1250>HP300>HP_650>HP300>LP1200>NO1250>LP1400>NO1450>LP4100>LP4100>LP4100L>LP4100 1. Spectra Corn Plastic 300HZ650HZ1400HZ4100HZ 2. Brevitiracetam 300HZ650HZ1100HZ1400HZ4100HZ6500HZ 3. Oxiracetam 300HZ650HZ1100HZ1200HZ1400HZ4100GZ 3. (Sample 1400HZ H+) 6.0 Blueprinting 0-CUDA 1-Burner 2.12-Extenda 5-Button 10-Lever 11.1-CPU 22.2-Keyboard 25-Person 1 33.3-Power Supply 44.4-GPU 50-Person 2 55.5-Wifi 66.6-BTC 77.7-Games 80-Battery 88.8-Netsec 100-Chassis //Division are In Milidavidsecond// 6.2 Laptop 100 Metal + 50 Source + (9) 11.1 Request & 11.1 Source & 11.1 Source & 3.9 Air + 100 Source & 22.2 Gold & 22.2 LED1 ,LED2 ,LED3 + 3.8 Air + 100 Source + 44.4 Gold & 44.4 LED1 ,LED2 ,LED3 + 80 Points Request + 100 Source + 100 metal 6.3 Controller 50 Metal + 5 LED1 & 5 Motion + 5 LED2 & 5 Motion + 5 LED3 & 5 Motion + 5 LED2 & 5 Motion + 5 LED1 & 5 Motion + 5 LED2 & 5 Motion + 5 LED1 & 5 Motion && 5 Source + 50 Metal 6.3 Variac 20000 300HZ650HZ1000HZ1100HZ1200HZ1300HZ1400HZ4100HZ6500HZ Translates to Source Sulfur Nutraloaf Starch Sugar Sweet Hydrogen Alkene Diol or Function Source Recycle Bin Device LED1 LED2 LED3 Hydrogen Motion Illegal//Variac with buy// 6.0.0 10000HZ Tropane 6.0.0 11500HZ Extreme Skunk Cyclic Benzyldiol 6.0.2 11700HZ Hydrocarboresine Skunk Cyclic Benzyldiol 6.0.3 QDPV 7.0.0 13500HZ Engine Gasoline 7.1.1 15500HZ Range Rover Serial 7.2.1 16000HZ Med X-Ray 7.0 Guns Schematic 300HZ650HZ1400HZ4100HZ6500HZ//ABS Plastic 1300 Engine Serial + 100 Source &+ 50 Metal + 100 Metal + (8) 100 Source + 50 Chem + 50 Chem Two + 2 Bullets + 1300 Engine Serial //Texas Legal Boar Hunting Submachinegun// 7,1 Codeys Gun Blueprint 300HZ650HZ1400HZ4100HZ//Plastic// 1397 Engine Serial + 100 metal + 50 Source + 100 Metal + (7) 100 Source &+ 50 Chem &+ 50 Chem Two + 7 Bullets + Ramrod + Gun Lube Applicator + Gun Lube Syringe + 1397 Engine Serial //Cody .410// 100 Metal + 100 Source + (9) 11.1 Source & 11.1 Gold & 11.1 LED1,LED2,LED2,LED3 + 100 Source & 22.2 Gold & 22.2 LED1,LED2,LED2,LED3 + 100 Source & 44.4 Gold & 44.4 LED1,LED2,LED2,LED3 + 100 Source & 88.8 Gold & 88.8 LED1,LED2,LED2,LED3 + 100 Metal 1. Crude Source .1 Evening 1. Fluid Lot Neg 1.1 Tune 1. Fluid Lot Neg 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Neg 1. Gun 1. Fluid Lot Pos 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Nut 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Virtual 1. Fluid CRUDE In 1. Always Crack Tower 1st. 1.SYNTHESISCRUDE>NO450>NO300>NO650>NO1400>NO4100>NO6500>CRACK130>NO130>US300>NA650>US300>RU1400>RU1400>RU4100>RU44100>RU4100>NO450,800,1800,2400>CRACk140>NO140>US300>NA650>US300>RU1400>RU1400>RU4100>RU4100>RU4100>RU6500>RU6500>RU6500>NO800,1200,1800,2400 1 DIVIDE CONFIRM POP100 METAL OFFSET 40 SOURC EPOP50 OFFSET 50 POP11.1 (9) 2GOLDHYDROGEN OFFSET 11.1 (9) POP 22.2 2GOLDHYDROGEN OFFSET 22.2 (4) POP 44.4 2GOLDHYDROGEN OFFSET 44.4 (4) POP 88.8 2GOLDHYDROGEN OFFSET 88.8 (4) POP 80 REQUEST 100 METAL POP 100 METAL 2. Laptop 1. 333 Source + 333 Wind = (A) 2. 333 Sulfur + 333 Wind = (B) 3. 333 Water + 333 Wind = (C) 4. 333 Foods + 333 Wind = (D) AorBorCorD=333,333,333 Tropane Driver A+A=A+D B+B = B+C A+D=A+C B+C=B+D A+C=A=A B+D=B+B 2. EchoRF Source = 10 Air + Source,Sulfur = 10 Air + 10 Source + Sulfur,Water = 10 Air + 10 Sulfur + Water,Foods = 10 Air + 10 Source Sulfur + Foods Diol = 10 Foods + Diol,Tropane = 10 Foods + Tropane, Engine = 10 Source Sulfur Water Air Foods Diol + Engine 0.0 Variac 0 Units Already = 0 Units Already Range 5 Units One Person = 5 Units One Person Range 10 Units Two People = 10 Units Two People Range 20 Units Four People = 20 Units Four People Limit 125 Points 25 People = 125 Points 125 People 0.1 Kanoshan Variac VU- 5 Points 1 Person = 5 Points One Person VU+ 10 Points 2 Person = 10 Points 2 Person 20 Points 4 Person = 20 Points 4 Person 40 Points 8 Person = 40 Points 8 Person VU + 80 Points 16 Person = 80 Points 16 Person VU- 0.1.1 Kanoshan Variac - Detail Power Control 131 Female Voice, 262 Marisol = 5 Units One Person 144 Your Voice,296 Bluewater = 10 Units Two Person 155 Kick Drum,315 Febreeze = 20 Units Four Person 165 Transient,330 Nitrate = 40 Units Eight Person 175 Pots N Pans = 80 Units Sixteen Person 0.1.2 KanoshanVariac #2 5 Points One Person = 5 Points One Person 10 Points 2 People = 10 Points Two People 20 Points Four People = 20 Points Four People 40 Points Eight People = 40 Points Eight People 80 Points Sixteen People = 80 Points Sixteen People 7.0 Variac Provision 20000 Points For Individual 300HZ650HZ1000HZ1400HZ4100HZ Kanoshan Variac 300HZ650HZ1100HZ1200HZ1300HZ1400HZ4100HZ6500HZ USA Variac 300HZ650HZ1400HZ4100HZ British Variac 300HZ Plumbing Variac Sun Pupper Variac 7.1 Nylon Plastics Use PULL4PULL4PULLPULLPULLPULLPULLPULLPULLPULLPULL16x19PULLREV4PULLREV4PULLREV8PULLREV8 Done with proprietaery foundry processes S. Yield BDU into out process B at BDU size. 300HZ650HZ1400HZ4100HZ6500HZ 1. Crude Isolation 1. ECT 1. LOOP 1. EVEN Fluid Lot, Flare No Flare No Bass, Fluid Lot Negative, Proprietary Tune, Proprietary Tune Fluid Lot Neutral Flare No Flare No Bass Fluid Lot Neutral Proprietary Tune Fluid Lot Virtualizer To Towe/Crude//Tuned to Touch Fluid >CRUDE>BP140>NO140>NO450>NO300>NO650>NO1400>NO4100>NO6500>US300>NA650>US300>US#00>NO250>RU1400>RU1400>RU4100>RU4100>NO450>NO800,1800,2400,3400>BP150>NO150>HP300>HP650>HP300>HP300>NO250>LP1400>LP1400>LP4100>LP4100>LP4100>CRACK1100>NO1150>US300>NA650>US300>US300>NO250>RU1400>RU4100>RU4100>RU4100>RU6500>RU6500>RU6500>EXACTNO350,450,550,750,850,950,1150,1250,1350>NO1800>NO2400>NO3400>NO5550 IN DIVIDE CONFIRM POP 100 THRU METAL OFFSET 100 POP(9) 11.1 2GOLDLED1,LED2,LED3 3.9 AIR OFFSET 100 POP (4) 22.2 2GOLDLED1,LED2,LED3 3.8 AIR 44.4 2GOLDLED1,LED2,LED3 OFFSET 150 POP(4) 88.8 LED1,LED2LED3 1.2 AIR OFFSET 360 POP80 SOURCE & 100 METAL OFFSET 100 POP 100 METAL 7.2 Computer 333 Points Each 1-Source 2-Sulfur 3-Water 4-Foods 5-Diol 6-Tropane A-111 B-112 C-113 D-114 E-115 F-116 G-117 H-118 I-211 J-212 K-213 L-214 M-215 N-216 O-217 P-218 Q-311 R-312 S-313 T-314 U-315 V-316 W-317 X-318 Y-411 Z-412 1-413 2-414 3-415 4-416 7.1.2 Compute Function Array - LED2,LED3,LED3,LED1 - Arraynet 11.1 Array Accesses Keybind Control 22.2 Array Accesses Storage Retrieval 33.3 Array Renders LED 44.4 Array Renders Txt 55.5 Array Renders Txt 66.6 Array Access Gold 88.8 Array Access Game 8.0.0 Rosalyn Blueprint 75 Points Source Motion + 100 Points Source Motion + 100 Points Source Motion + 50 Points Source Motion//Rozie Odonnel// 400 Points Firepower //Roze Weapon// 5 Points Weed or 5 Points Tropane //This is Rosie's STASH// 1. Extraction1.Drilling 1.Even 1. Fluid Lot Noise 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Neg 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Neg 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Nuetral 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Nuetral 1. Tune 1 Fluid Lot Virtual 1. Input CRUDE BP150>No150>NO300,650,1400,4100>US300>NA650>US500>UR1400>RU1400>RU4100>RU4100>RU4100>NO450,800,1150,1800,2400,3400>BP1100>NO1150>US300>NA650>US300>RU1200>EXACTNO1250>RU1400LITE>RU4100>RU4100>RU4100>RU6500>RU6500>RU6500>RU6500>NO450,800,1800,2400,3400,5550 PLASTIC DIVIDE CONFIRM POP 100 METAL OFFET 100 POP(9) 11.1 GOLD2LED1,LED2 OFFSET 100 POP 22.2 GOLD2LED1,LED2 OFFSET 100 POP 44.4 GOLD2LED1,LED2 OFFSET 150 POP 88.8 GOLD2LED1,LED2 OFFSET 360 POP 80 REQUEST & 100 METAL OFFSET 100 POP 100 METAL 8.0.1 Echo Rangefinder Description 1. Source=Source 2. Sulfur=Sulfur 3. Water=Sulfur 4. Food=Food 5. Diol=Food 6. Tropane=Tropane 7. Engine=Engine 8. Xray=Xray Hold Source Send Message Hold Sulfur Retrieve Document Hold Water Delete Document Base Hold Foods Send Finder Request and Delete All 1. Extraction 1. Drilling 1. Even 1. Fluid Lot - 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot - 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Neg 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Nut 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Nut 1. Tune 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Pos 1. Tune 1. Fluid Lot Virtual 1. Business In Business >CRUDE>BP160>NO160>NO450,300,650,1400,4100,6500>US400>NA650>US300>US400>NO250>RU1400>RU1400RU4100RU4100RU4100>RU6500>RY6500>RU6500>RU6500>NOEXACT350,450,550,750,850,950>CRACK1300>NO1250>US300>NA650>US300>US300>NO250>RU1400>RU1400>RU4100RU4100RU6500>RU6500>NO800,1800,2400,3400,5550 PLASTIC2 DIVIDE CONFIRM POP 100 2NUTRALOAFSOURCE OFFSET 100 POP 100 2NUTRALOAF SOURCE POP 50 AIR OFFSET 50 POP 100 2NUTRALOAFSOURCE PAIRBUSINESS YOURSOURCESIZE SIZER SIDECHAIN BP170>NO170>NO300,650,1400,4100,6500,450>US300>NA650>US300>US300>NO250>RU1400>RU1400>RU4100>RU4100>RU4100>EXACTNO350,450,550,750,850,950>CRACK1000>NO1050>US300>NA650>US300>US300>NO250>RU1400>RU4100>RU4100>RU4100>RU6500>RU6500>RU6500>RU6500>NOEXACT550,650,750,850,950 8.01 Our Process S or Synchro 8.1.1 S or Synchro describes the pairing of a specific package size by the user 8.2.2 S 4 Equals the standard package size 8.3.1 16 Is the Standard Double Package size in small units of Out Process S - Synchro Our Process For a standard item 8.4.1 B=BDU 8.5.1 Variac Power Description 8.6.1 Variac power is valid for all levels of the system. For example, 127 Units 25.4 People Equals 127 Units 25.4 People for the Variac if it was the highest capacity Variac. Or also maybe 7 unit 1.6 Peep is 1.6 Peep.

PROLOGUE - PART I
Sergei: Phone rings - Takes a bite of his club sandwich and checks the screen, and rolls his eyes.
Andrei: Looks at him with a grin "It's her isn't it?"
Sergei: Finishes chewing and takes a sip of Mountain Dew, then answering the call "I thought you were in Boston today.
Natalia: "What, to get a Samuel Adams and a fucking potato? Get real! This is serious. I'm on a layover in Baltimore until 2, and then it's over to JFK. Did you get those pics I sent you, baby?"
Sergei: Furrows his brows to Andrei who saw the pics
Andrei: Smiles
Sergei: "Yeah, I got them alright. And I've got to say, that was fucking nice. How much were those? That shit was fucking golden!"
Natalia: "Well, you know, baby. It doesn't come cheap but Haji was able to pull some strings with Customs and talked to his uncle at the consulate. One thing led to another, and he got your dad exactly what he wanted for Christmas. Even got you and Dre an extra box for the party.
Sergei: Grinning now "It was fucking perfect. You're a doll for that one, sweetie. Dre loves them to, Right Dre?"
Andrei: "They're God damned tits compared to that cheap Honduran crap." Lighting a Cuban cigar with a wooden match
Natalia: "Well, enjoy. Look, I've got to get moving. I gotta pick up something to eat before I catch my next flight."
Ralphie: Walks into the kitchen with his Xbox headset on "Fuck you! Yeah? So's your mom! What? I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on, you fairy!"
Sergei: "Damn it, Ralphie! Manners." Whispers "Your stepmom is on the phone."
Ralphie: "Shit." Yells "Hi, Nat!"
Natalia: On speakerphone "Hiiiii Ralphie! Did you get the thing I sent you?"
Ralphie: "Yes, Nat. It's fucking rad!"
Sergei: "Ralphie! Language!"
Andrei: Takes a puff and chuckles "He's going to be a rockstar in no time. That's an original Fender Stratocaster!"
Sergei: "Yeah, my Jimi Hendrix over here…." Picks up a magazine and fans the smoke away as he walks into the living room for a more private conversation and tosses the January copy of Fortune 500 onto the couch "Natalia, look. I know we haven't got a chance to see each other, but I miss you, so God-Damned-Much…" slides open the patio door and steps out onto the balcony "It got me to thinking, you know. It's been what two weeks since we," Pauses and smiles, beaming "went to that crab restaurant and you were wearing that dress, and we went back to your place and-"
Natalia: "Yes, Serj, I remember…" She said with a giggle "and that cute waitress with the rack was hitting on you in front of me the whole time. She's lucky she was so hot, or I wouldn't have tipped her so well…"
Sergei: "Well, you know. If you were that into her we could have had her over to your place too, for a little minage et toi"
Natalia: "Slow your roll there, cowboy! I don't like pussy that much. Speaking of which, that bitch Shiniqua at the office did her nails again."
Sergei: *Frowns* "Doesn't she spend like $300 on her God damned nails every fucking week?"
Natalia: "Well she can afford it." Sighs "Bitch is fine as fuck and she knows it too. That's why she's so stuck up."
Sergei: "Doesn't she have that hot sister, what's her name?"
Natalia: "Oh! Right. The one you fucked before we got together. How in the Hell do you not remember her name?"
Sergei: "Oh, come on Nat, it was just a one night stand, and I was drunk, and she was persuasive…"
Natalia: "Serj, and hoe with titties is persuasive enough to get you in the God damned sack. Seriously, stop thinking with your fucking dick for once."
Sergei: "Look, I'm sorry babe. It's about business. Her uncle works the State Department, right?"
Natalia: sighs annoyed "Yeah, he's like a secretary or liason to the adjuctant or something like that. Why?"
Sergei: "I need you to see if her sister, what's her name with the nails?"
Natalia: "Shiniqua…"
Sergei: "See if Shiniqua can get me the goods on his boss. I hear the guy is really connected with mineral extraction firms, and I need to find out about that oil rig off of the coast of Juneau, Alaska."
Natalia: "Seriously, what the Hell is so important about some nosebleed rig off the coast of Juneau for crying out loud?" Loudspeaker blares in the distance "Look honey, I've got to catch my next flight. Can we do this later?"
Sergei: "Okay, but the next trime you speak to her, I need you to ask her if she can schedule a meet and greet with her uncle at the next banquet at the yacht club. I'll buy him and his wife a damned table. Seriously, though. We need to get him on board before the Governor's ball."
Natalia: "OKay, okay. I'll do it. You'll be lucky if that stuck up assed hoe goes for it though. She'll want something in return, and it'll be about more than just her expensive ass nails."
Sergei: "Okay, whatever she needs, we'll pull the strings to get it done. I love you babe. Have fun in New York…"
Natalia: "Yeah. And don't go getting shithoused at the bar with Andrei and end up plowing some floozie while I'm gone either. I'll cut your fuckin' balls off, you know…"
Sergei: Sighs while pinching his nose "I know. Love you."
Natalia: "Love you too sweetie. I'll call you when I get to my hotel room."
Sergei: "Okay baby. I can't wait for you to come home next week…"
Natalia: "More like your dong can't wait for this ass next week!"
Sergei: Laughs
Natalia: "Yeah. That's what I thought. Byeeeee!" Hangs up
Sergei: Leans against the railing on the balcony and takes a deep breath of the cold and crisp night air, before heading back in.
Andrei: "Good talk?" Putting out the cigar by cutting the end off with a cigar cutter and putting the cherry into an ashtray
Sergei: "She said she'll talk to her coworker about getting Brett to sit down for a meet and greet."
Andrei: "It's important, Sergei. His boss works for the Foundation. You won't find a record of his involvement anywhere in State Department files."
Sergei: "Seriously?"
Andrei: Chuckles "They don't friggin exist! Remember?"
Sergei: "Right…"
Andrei: "If we can get a sit down with him, he can get us connected to what's under Juneau. Once we've got access to that, we can step up the next phase of our operations."
Sergei: "And What the Hell is so important about fucking Juneau of all places anyways? I thought it was just a stupid oil rig."
Andrei: "That's not all it is Sergei… It's what's under the sea floor. The "Thingy" they uncovered when they were drilling."
Sergei: knits his brow "What in the Hell is the "Thingy"?"
Andrei: Tucks the stogie into a glass cigar case "That depends." whispers "Do you believe in aliens?"
Sergei: "I think you've had too much to drink, Uncle."
Andrei: "I kid you not."
Sergei: "Get out of here. No way!"
Andrei: "It's just rumor for now, but if it's a match for what the Old Gaurd found in Enurmino back in '25…"
Sergei: "You mean…"
Andrei: "Da."
Sergei: "So the legends are true then?"
Andrei: "No fucking joke."
Sergei: "Like," looks around then lowers his voice to a whisper "like Lizard people?"
Andrei: Looking around, puts his finger to his lips and nods
Sergei: mouths the words "Holy shit!"
Andrei: "Yeah that's what I'm saying. God Damned dinosaurs! Very rare. One of a kind."
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Chapter I - Todd is a brave man... Baltimore, Maryland - February, 2nd 2008
Lance Corporal Todd and Professor Chaos milled about in front of the kielbasa stand munching down some dogs with kraut, and washing it back with lemonade.
LCpl Todd: "Maaaan. A Milkor only holds 6 grenades at a time, that's like over 300+ cultists armed with HK MP5s, M4s, AK-47s, .50 Cal damn nests in the lobby, and fucking Scar heavys for the buildings security forces, not counting RPG-7s with thermobaric to take out vehicles and personnel and shit, and God damned stingers on the rooftops to take out fucking choppers in my immediate fucking AO. How in the fuck am I supposed cum dumpster that many shitheads by myself when the shit goes down? This isn't even a standard M32A1 for fucks sake! What South African shithole did they get this piece of junk from? Literally, Bill's Discount Firearms Emporium? Do I clusterfuck their shit into a quadruple cross and let them know they're ripping each other off now? Could cause a Mexican standoff and resultant shootout. That would be convenient, or do they fuck and fill my holes with bukkake and sacrifice me first? This is fucking clown shoes man. Fucking clown shoes... Fucking cults, man."
That plaza was relatively clear of cult operative activity which was focused on the front lobby of the building across the street and a block away.
Lieutentant Dan "Gator" watched the cams feed from the van.
Lt. Gator: "Look shitbreath, you gotta keep your balls on the prize. The SCIP is the prize. Nuts to butt and keep that fucker in front of you and use him like a God damned meat shield. If he gets popped we're fucked, so don't let that shit happen or Skippy Peanut Butter Company hits us with a O5 containment clusterfuck of crunchy dildos, and the last thing we need is Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto's cyborg service from fucking Styx singing "Come Sail Away" and Shanghai our asses on the Highway to the the God Damned Danger Zone. You know what they do to cornholes there for the fuckups? "
LCpl Todd, muttering under his breath, swiveled back toward the dogs cart, as a suspicious group of college aged/military aged males strolled by, being very chalant and looking around. Professor Chaos took point and fiddle fucked his blackberry absentmindedly while looking out of his perhipherals.
Lt. Gator: "Are you listening Top Gun? Fucking Use peanut boy Downtown Charlie Brown as a God damned salami sandwich and keep those fucking cookie monsters the fuck away from the Winnebago. Also, do NOT let anything happen to him and keep him in proximity. Got it? Also, where the fuck is Gunny? He should've been back with the Dominos to throw pepperoni at this motherfucker 5 minutes ago..."
LCpl Todd: "Just gotta ask, Maverick...err. Gator. Why in the living fuck do we keep using Sesame Street lingo?"
Lt. Gator: "Because the sick motherfuckers plow kids and post it to the deep web on a God damned website called motherfucking Sesame Street. Weren't you at the brief?"
LCpl Todd: "I Was, but I had to take a shit for like 5 minutes, so I guess I missed that part..."
Lt. Gator: "God damn it, Lance. Eat some motherfucking peanut butter crackers from the vending machine next time. It'll make you fucking constipated so you don't have to blow ass during God damned brief."
Gunny Wilson: "Boy, the fuck is wrong with yo' ass? Keep that Cookie Monster Lord summoning muthafucka the fuck away from my camper! The last thing I need is for Charlie Brown's cock holster to barf up a God damned queef spell with some Wizard shit on it during my mothafucking engagement, and end up pissing off Skippy and Jif management enough to pop us with God damned orbital bombardment. Ask that piece of cultist pedophile bait if this is where he saw himself being at the age of twenty six."
Professor Chaos: "Just another day, living the fucking dream, Sir. Seriously though, This is fucked up."
Gunny Wilson: "I swear, if Otis Spunkmeyer goes kamikaze with the Sesame Street Brigade, the God Damned Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch murder hobo legion lurking in the shadows of every storefront will start to go apeshit-. Mothafucka, are you listening, Gator? Tell Terminal Lance to get his ass in gear and keep those motherfuckers away from my ride! Put salami sandwich at the front on his exfil and this shit better go fucking swimmingly. If that motherfucker cum guzzles some motherfucking lead monster sperm on my watch, Corpsman will not be able to patch his bitch ass up in time, and it will be Hell on Earth when the shit stain bukkake brigade gets their way. Here's your motherfucking pizza, you fairy asswipe. Don't touch my Dr. Pepper..." He said taking a fat slice and gobbling down most of it in one breath.
Corpsman Bill: "Damn, Gunny. That was sexy! Here's your fucking bones for the pie, that's two Dubs and some coins, aaaand what in the flying fuck is Yui Hirasawa doing crossing my God Damned Street again? That's the third time in the past twenty minutes. Seriously, what the fuck is that shit? That better be a motherfucking Gibson Les Paul Sunburst in that God Damned Guitar case on her back and not a fucking cache of P-90s. Scoping that fucking loli, and she's got Azunyan-Chan with the God damned violin case, wait, correction, that's a fucking cello case, and they're lugging that shit to what I can only assume isn't Mugi's grandma's house. Looks like they've been pulling music and concert cases out of that minivan in front of the plaza, and parked it directly across the street from Shitbag Central. "
Corpsman Bill: "I swear to fucking Jesus, if Mugi shows up next with a motherfucking canvas wrapped tube slung over her shoulder, I'm going to assume it's a stinger launcher and not a fucking digeridoo. They didn't use a digeridoo in motherfucking Fua Fua Time, and if that's not a trio on their way to motherfucking Juliaird, and they're going all renegade Natalie Portman in Leon the Professional, I'm going to have a bad fucking time."
*Pulls the Multispec scope up to 10x*
"Checking that shit out, and it looks like Hokago Tea Time over there is up to no good. What the fuck Gator? Look at the backscatter X-ray on this shit. They're kitted out and ready to do the fucking dirty. What lolicon motherfucker called Pizza Hut to hire the three 20-30 somethings for a Lolita hit squad on our dry run?! This is bullshit. Are those bitches Triple Canopy or what? Hoes better not be motherfucking Speznas either. What in the fuck, Mugi's mean muggin the Bago. She's looking right at me. Did we get made? God Damn it. Who the fuck are they? Are they Langley?
*'Mugi' discretely flips him off where only he can see it*
Corpsman Bill: "Motherfucker... That fucking does it!"
Gunny Wilson: "Oh yeah. They're here to party, Bill."
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Chapter II - Light Music Club Isn't fucking Around Baltimore, Maryland - February, 2nd 2008
After flipping off Corpsman Bill, Eight flung her hair back, she ties it in a ponytail, and turns to walk back across the street.
Number 8: "Can you hear me fuck boy? That's cute with the K-on bit, you fucking lolicon scumbag motherfucker. Yo Six, you hear this fuckwad?"
Number 6: "Yep, dumb motherfucker forgot about the CrossCom uplink with Cent. You're on a hot mic with local AO dickbreath, the rest of your team is solid."
Corpsman Bill: "Awe fuck me running", Bill muttered.
Number 8: "You ready to do this shit, or are you just going to be oogling us through your pervert scope with your dick in your hand, cough, Fag."
Lt. Gator: "Now, now, ladies. Please contain your orgasms and homicidal ideations. We're all on the same team here."
Number 6: "Eat a dick, Lieutenant"
Number 5: "Six, knock it off. Let's play nice with fuckboy brigade and get this fucking show on the road. Culty asswipes are crawling all over the fucking place here. Read?"
Number 6: "Copy that, 5."
Number 5: "Good. And for the record, Corpsman, your knowledge of K-On is fucking uncanny. Do you wear school girl dresses in your mom's basement?"
Corpsman Bill: "God damn it, I don't have to take this shit…."
Number 5: "Whatever weeb. Anyways, here's a SITREP. Something pissed off that cult leader dickhead Otis Spunkmeyer aka Russel, and all of those Oscar the Grouch motherfuckers are looking out for someone big to show up. Looks like they're expecting VIPs. You know what that means?"
Lt. Gator: "What's that, Five?"
Number 5: "It means, Lieutenant, that the fucking cookie monster fuckwad brigade is going to be distracted for the next 13 minutes, and those child sacrificing cultist dickbreaths will be looking to brown nose to make that fucker Russel happy. Seven, you see anything pretty from your nest?"
Number 7/Overwatch: "Negative, Five. Looks like the Sesame Street convention is waiting around with their dicks in their hands for the moment."
Number 5: "Copy that. Look, Gator. You see that corner office on the 17th floor? That's where shit weasel extraordinaire is supposed to have the meet with whoever is showing up. We can't get a good read on audio because the motherfucker has white noise on the windows. Some culty garbage metal band we never fucking heard of. Laser mics aren't going to do shit for now. We need to find a way to get ears inside that room, and three quote unquote 'high school girls' aren't about to get fucking railed by fucking nasty walking into that fucking heathen's nest. Got any bright ideas?"
Lt. Gator: "Can you have someone from cent do a brush pass with a listening device?"
Number 5: "Got motherfuckers from cookie monster brigade already looking out for that shit. We had an informant within their perimeter security already, but he got popped in the fucking tart two hours ago. Apparently he wasn't properly indoctrinated in Serpent protocol, and got interrogated by a proselytizer. That's when he slipped up. Now that fucker Russel is keeping an eye out for interlopers and apostates. This shit is going to get a lot more difficult to get someone on the inside."
Lt. Gator: "Please tell me you've got a solution, Five…"
Number 6: "We could cause a power surge and overload that floors breakers, and kill the noise, but that would just piss that fucker off and they would hold the meet in a different room. We need that fucking window so we can pop a visual from the spider drones we have set up on the surrounding buildings."
Gunny Wilson: "What I wouldn't do for some noise cancel right now."
Number 7/Overwatch: "Yeah, no shit. We didn't deploy until about 45 minutes ago and we're late to the punch bowl. We've got 12 mins until mystery VIPs drop by, so we've got to get this shit figured out fast."
Lt. Gator: "Copy that five, we'll work on a solution, give us a minute"
LCpl Todd: "How about we send Charlie Brown aka Professor Chaos in there, Gator?"
Lt. Gator: "Negative, Lance. If those fuckers ID him it's fucking curtains. Gunny, got any bright ideas?"
Gunny Wilson: "Wait for the VIPs to show and tag one of their entourage with a listening device from across the street."
Number 5: "Can you pull that off, Gunny?"
Gunny Wilson: "No can do, Five. Will have to get danger close, and those Oscars and Cookie monsters will be swarming the VIPs on the lookout the minute they roll up."
LCpl Todd: "Well, why not tag one of the VIPs with a sticky? Overwatch, you got darts or what?"
Number 7/Overwatch: "If I don't get him on something thick, he'll feel it tag him as soon as it hits him. If they become wise, this shit cavity becomes a hornet's nest."
Lt. Gator: "What do you think, Five?"
Number 5: "It's the best option I've heard so far, so fuck it. Yeah."
Lt. Gator: "Okay, so tag one of the VIPs the minute they step out of the motorcade. If we're lucky, the greaseball fuckwad is wearing a fur coat."
Number 7/Overwatch: "Copy that. And speaking of greaseballs, there they come now. ETA 25 seconds. Looks like they're hauling ass."
Number 5: "Yeah, guessing Otis Spunkmeyer's got these motherfuckers on a tight schedule. Time it right, we only got one shot at this..."
Number 7/Overwatch: "Yeah, on it. Looks like it's the towncar... Ready for joy"
*The three vehicle motorcade pulled to a stop in front of the steps to dirtbag haven. Four armed guards hopped out of the lead and rear vehicle each, and the driver hopped out of the VIP middle vehicle and opened the door.*
Number 7/Overwatch: "Aaaaand holy motherfucking shit. Look who the fuck is popping out..."
Lt. Gator: "Oh fuck. That's Senator Calvin McCoulough. Standby..."
Gunny Wilson: "He's the Executive Director of the Weyland-Yutani fuckwad brigade, right?"
Number 7/Overwatch: "Take the fucking shot or not?"
Number 5: "Fuck that. Tag his ass!"
*There was a muffled click as the dart tagged the senator on his shoulder pad, just as his driver closed his passenger side door behind him. The dart was no bigger than a tailor's pin*
Number 7/Overwatch: "Bug's on his jacket"
Lt. Gator: "Audio confirmed. Let's see what this fucker does..."
*The senator's cell phone trilled and he pulled it out of his pocket. He stared at the screen momentarily and answered*
Senator McCoulough: "Yeah? No. Not a good time Brett, I'm about to be in a meeting with someone very important. Yes. I know, they usually do. Yeah, I know. I'll have to call you back. Yeah. Bye." He then hung up the phone and slid it back into his pocket.
Number 5: "Overwatch, you get audio too?"
Number 7/Overwatch: "Confirmed, Five. Looks like dickbreath was talking to 'Brett' so and so. We'll have Cent dig in and find out who the fuck that is..."
Gunny Wilson: "And there they go."
*Four of the armed guards followed Senator McCoulough from behind, while four led the way.*
Number 6: "You know who his goons might be working for, Lieutenant?"
Lt. Gator: "They don't look like secret service or PMC, let alone your typical Guidos. Look what they're wearing. Those are wool overcoats and tweed jackets. You see that fuckwad in the front, doesn't he look familiar?"
Number 5: "I saw that same motherfucker inside of Royal's Bank in the executive lounge... What the fuck is going on?"
Command: "Five Actual. This is command."
Number 5: "Go ahead command."
Command: "Stand down."
Number 5: "What the fuck do you mean, stand down?"
Command: "Do it. That's a fucking order."
*Five mouthed the words "Fuck" without uttering a sound*
Gunny Wilson: "What the fuck, command?"
Command: "That's above your fucking paygrade, Gunnery Sergeant. Scrub the God damned OP. NOW!"
Gunny Wilson: "What the-"
*Gator held his hand up to Gunny and they exchanged glances*
Command: "What the fuck is the hold up. Scrub the fucking mission and abort, or I'll put all of your asses in Leavenworth."
Lt. Gator: "Copy that, command. Standing down. You all heard him. Party's over."
Gator and gunny exchanged glances, and Lance stared at 5. The fire in her eyes could melt steel. The audio recording was still live from Senator McCoulough's bug as they made their way to the elevators. Shortly after the doors closed, the signal cut off. Using hand signals, 5 threw up two fingers to 7 in her nest. 7 Nodded. Gator and Gunny saw this on cams and said nothing. When the elevator doors to the 17th floor opens, the audio signal from the bug cut back on...
Command: "I don't think I've made myself abundantly clear. Abort the fucking mission. Lieutenant. 5. That means kill the coms too."
Everyone shook their heads and muttered strings of epithets. Lance yanked out his ear bud and 5 crossed her arms, looking across the street at 6. 6 threw her hands up. Gator then threw his headset on the counter in the van. "FUCK!". 7 Spit out the Grizzly wintergreen tucked in her lip, and muttered, "Shit on a fucking biscuit..."
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I have a family member(uncle) that works at Arrowhead. Just like everyone else I've been absolutely livid about balance lately. I've been telling him to please, please, please buff weapons or to at least let me know if any buffs are coming. After 3 months of pestering he finally gave in and sent me a work in progress draft of patch notes. While the patch notes aren't finalized, I have it on good authority that most, if not all, of these changes are coming in the near future:
General

• Armor no longer has weight categories. Armor rating can now be lowered for increased speed/stamina regen and vice versa.
• NPCs on Destroyers now respond to player emotes.
• There are now multiple Personal Orders per day, but players can only progress one at a time.
• Added setting in the options menu gameplay section to disable misaligned scopes.
• Added setting in the options menu gameplay section to disable self damage from ricochet.
• Added "Flag of Super Earth" as a mission stratagem for Helldivers who truly believe in Liberty and Democracy.
• Added a communal shower on Destroyers to wash off blood from your armor.
• Civilians are now equipped with Shield Generator Packs.

Primary, Secondary, & Support Weapons

• AR-23 Liberator
  • The Liberator is every Helldiver's starting weapon and we want to ensure that it is always an option and not immediately replaced.
  • Damage permanently increased by 1 every time a Major Order is completed.
• AR-23P Liberator Penetrator
  • Increased magazine capacity from 30 to 50.
  • Now has a bayonet affixed. Melee attacks with this weapon have increased damage and medium penetration.
• AR-23C Liberator Concussive
  • Now properly gives enemies a concussion.
  • Concussed enemies stop fighting and wander the map aimlessly.
  • If a concussed enemy goes to sleep there's a strong chance they end up in a coma.
• BR-14 Adjudicator
  • Increased damage from 80 to 100.
  • Increased magazine capacity from 25 to 30.
  • Semi auto is now the default fire mode.
  • Now placed amongst marksman rifles.
• AR-61 Tenderizer
  • Increased damage from 60 to 80.
  • Enemies killed with the Tenderizer can now be eaten. However, only bugs can restore health.
• R-63 Diligence
  • Now has a burst fire mode.
  • Increased magazine capacity from 20 to 25.
• R-63CS Diligence Counter Sniper
  • Increased damage from 140 to 175.
  • Increased stagger.
  • Deals 50% more damage to other Helldivers that are using marksman rifles or Anti-Material Rifles. Deals 100% more damage if they have both.
• SMG-37 Defender
  • Is now both a Primary and Secondary weapon.
• SMG-73 Pummeler
  • Now makes comical punching noises on impact.
• MP-98 Knight
  • Can now be purchased by non-Super Citizens for 500 super credits.
  • Non-Super Citizens are now aware of this weapon.
• SG-8 Punisher
  • Increased shots per minute from 80 to 100.
  • Nearby Helldivers can now buddy pump the Punisher for you for an even higher fire rate.
• SG-8S Slugger
  • Now has a scope that can be ranged at 25m, 50m, and 75m.
  • Increased stagger.
  • Also can be buddy pumped.
• SG-225 Breaker
  • Increased magazine capacity from 13 to 16
  • Reduced recoil from from 55 to 30.
• SG-225IE Breaker Incendiary
  • Reloading with rounds still in the magazine now has Helldivers throw the magazine, functioning as an incendiary grenade.
  • Now has a full auto mode.
• SG-225SP Breaker Spray & Pray
  • Increased magazine capacity from 26 to 60.
• CB-9 Exploding Crossbow
  • Slightly bigger explosion.
  • Added shrapnel.
  • Increased number of maximum magazines from 8 to 12.
  • Slight increase in ergonomics.
  • Muzzle velocity decreased.
  • Bolts now have interchangeable payloads(Explosive, Gas, Smoke, and Incendiary).
  • Explosive bolts can now destroy the things you'd expect it to be able to destroy.
• R-36 Eruptor
  • Increased explosive damage by 40. Again.
  • Added shrapnel.
  • Projectile now lodges itself into targets/surfaces(assuming it can penetrate) and explodes after 1 second.
• JAR-5 Dominator
  • Increased damage from 275 to 299.
  • Added shrapnel.
• LAS-5 Scythe
  • Can now be fired for 60 seconds before overheating.
  • Decreased recoil from 1 to 0.
  • Laser will now infinitely bounce on any and all surfaces.
• ARC-12 Blitzer
  • No longer requires recharging.
  • Power! Unlimited POWER!
• SG-8P Punisher Plasma
  • Now fires multiple arcs of plasma in a spread.
  • Now placed amongst both shotguns and energy weapons.
  • Added plasma shrapnel.
• LAS-16 Sickle
  • Is now One Handed. As sickles are known to be.
• PLAS-1 Scorcher
  • Changed color of plasma from blue to red for increased projectile speed.
  • Now sets targets on fire on direct hits.
  • Added plasma shrapnel.
• PLAS-101 Purifier
  • Increased damage from 250 to 300.
  • The longer the charge is held, the larger the explosion.
  • Added plasma shrapnel.
• P-2 Peacemaker
  • Can now be held at 90 degree angle.
  • This fire mode increases damage from 75 to 100.
  • Now has a burst fire mode.
• P-19 Redeemer
  • Slight decrease in recoil.
  • Now has a burst fire mode.
• P-4 Senator
  • Increased ammo capacity from 40 to 60.
  • Shots that ricochet will automatically aim for nearby enemies.
• LAS-7 Dagger
  • Replaced with an actual dagger.
  • Now capable of lethal damage.
• GP-31 Grenade Pistol
  • Increased magazine capacity to 2.
  • Now a double barreled grenade pistol.
  • Add shrapnel.
• P-113 Verdict
  • Now has medium penetration.
  • Increased stagger.
• M-105 Stalwart
  • Now has two more fire rate modes: 1400RPM and 2000RPM.
• MG-43 Machine Gun
  • Has a random chance to appear in Hellpods that have space for it.
  • Stratagem doesn't need to be equipped for this to occur.
• MG-206 Heavy Machine Gun
  • Increased magazine capacity from 75 to 500.
• APW-1 Anti-Material Rifle
  • Can now shoot through terrain.
  • Scope now has an Xray toggle to see enemies through terrain.
• RS-422 Railgun
  • Safe mode removed.
  • Unsafe mode is now default.
  • No longer explodes in hands if overcharged.
  • The longer the charge is held the more damage and penetration. Damage and penetration scales infinitely.
• EAT-17 Expendable Anti-Tank
  • Added shrapnel.
• GR-8 Recoilless Rifle
  • The spirits of fallen Helldivers who have died while manually reloading their Recoilless Rifle will now appear to buddy reload.
  • Added shrapnel.
• FAF-14 Spear
  • Not only is the lock on improved, but can now lock on to multiple targets.
  • No longer requires reload. Shots are taken immediately from backpack.
  • Added shrapnel.
• LAS-99 Quasar Cannon
  • Renamed to Laser Cannon.
  • Recharge time now randomly takes anywhere from 5-15 seconds.
  • Added laser shrapnel.
• RL-77 Airburst Rocket Launcher
  • Removed rocket launcher.
  • Rockets are now fired directly from backpack. Mandalorian style.
  • Added shrapnel to each cluster bomb.
• GL-21 Grenade Launcher
  • Launched grenades are the same type of grenade as the one you have equipped.
• FLAM-40 Flamethrower
  • Now benefits from Servo-Assist.
• ARC-3 Arc Thrower
  • Now benefits from Servo-Assist.
• LAS-98 Laser Cannon
  • Renamed to Annihilation Beam.
  • Damage increases the longer the laser is held.
  • Can now be fired for 60 seconds before overheating.
• Frag Grenade
  • More shrapnel.
• High Explosive Grenade
  • Added shrapnel.
• Impact Grenade
  • Added shrapnel.
• Smoke grenade
  • Added shrapnel.
• Incendiary Grenades
  • Added super heated shrapnel.
• Impact Incendiary Grenade
  • Added super heated shrapnel.
• Stun Grenade
  • Added shrapnel.
• Thermite Grenade
  • Added shrapnel.
  • Expels shrapnel every second before detonation.

Stratagems

• Eagle Stratagems
  • While Eagle-1 is rearming, Eagle-2 will take over. She's sounds hotter than Eagle-1.
  • Added shrapnel to all Eagle stratagems except for Eagle Strafing Run.
• Orbital Stratagems
  • All cooldowns are reduced by 25%
  • Orbital Laser now has increased charges from 3 to 5.
  • Added shrapnel to all Orbital Stratagems except Orbital Laser, Gatling Barrage, and Gas Strike.
• Guard Dog/Guard Dog Rover
  • You can now pet the dog.
• Supply Pack
  • Replenishes half as much as before.
  • Increased supply charges from 4 to 16(model as been updated to reflect this change).
• Ballistic Shield
  • Can now be used if backpack slot is already taken.
  • Shield will be dropped instead of being placed on back if no longer using a One Handed weapon.
• Jump Pack
  • Can now be used while diving.
• Shield Generator Pack
  • Shield size is now smaller while equipped.
  • If dropped, shield will still be active and larger in size.
• Patriot Exosuit
  • Now has it's own jump pack.
  • Can now be set to follow the Helldiver and fights on auto pilot.
• Tesla Tower
  • Now has legs to chase after friend or foe indiscriminately.
  • Will also attempt to jump over Chargers.
• Mortar Sentry
  • Is now invulnerable from damage for maximum uptime!
  • Added shrapnel.
• EMS Mortar Sentry
  • Now makes friendly sounding beeps and boops.
• Machine Gun Sentry
  • Can be picked up and relocated if Helldivers are unhappy with it's location.
• Gatling Sentry
  • Now fires counter-clockwise. Or properly clockwise? We forget. Trust us this is an important change.
• Anti-Personnel Minefield/Incendiary Mines
  • Each mine now has three charges, allowing them to be triggered multiple times.
• Shield Generator Relay
  • Has an uptime of 3 minutes.
  • Shield now slowly expands over time.
  • After 1 and 2 minutes, another shield starts to expand from the relay.
• HMG Emplacement
  • Increased total ammo from 300 to 1000.
  • Can now be equipped as a backpack.
  • While equipped as a backpack, fellow Helldivers can ride your shoulders and use the HMG while you ignore objectives and search for super samples.
• Autocannon Sentry
  • Is now significantly taller. Like really tall.
  • Added shrapnel.
  • Like whatever you're picturing, way taller.
  • It's. Huge.
• Rocket Sentry
  • Added shrapnel.

Enemies

• All enemies are now 110% louder. This ignores your current audio settings.
• Stunned Hulks now properly turn back into Bruce Banner.
• Stalkers now have a chance to drop blueprints for Dread, Despair, and Hate.
• Factory Striders now only spawn enemies every 9 months.
• Chargers now ask for permission to trample you.
• Hunters no long slow Helldivers with acid. Instead, they have been given bats and always aim for the knees.
• 1/50 Bile Titans spawn with wings and are capable of flight.
• Heavy Devastators no longer have guns. To compensate, they are now a melee enemy that dual wield shields. No the shield hasn't changed. Stop asking.
• Helldivers can now go inside Gunship spawners and undergo transformation to become a gunship. What you choose to do with this body is up to you.
• Enemies now wear name tags so you know what they're called. This helps with call outs.

Bug Fixes

• Bug fixes? Oh fuck bug fixes.

The skype call with my uncle suddenly ended there. I think we lost connection. But personally I'm not looking forward to these changes. The fact that there wasn't a single mention of transmog is infuriating. If Arrowhead keeps putting out shitty patches like this then Helldivers 2 is gonna be dead within a month.

KonceptZ Alteria Launching Today!

The server has been in a sort of playtest over the last few weeks while I was waiting for a map update from JohnMcClane. Unfortunately, we haven't gotten one yet, but I don't want to delay the full opening of the server any longer.
Name on launcher: KonceptZ PVP Alteria 10k Extracts Custom Guns Rearmed BB
IP: 51.222.254.62:2802

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Features of the New Server:

Extracts to Trader Keep an eye out for red triangles on your map, as they indicate an extract location. But be cautious, as other players might be hiding there waiting to take your precious loot!

Custom Guns, Armor, and Storage

• Over 90+ ARs, Rifles, Shotguns, and Pistols, replacing all vanilla weapons and adding new types of ammo.
• All weapons are modular with custom scripting to provide an accurate gunplay experience. Check the description to see how your attachments are affecting gun performance!
• New armor of varying degrees with attachments, along with clothing and custom backpacks that allow you to attach guns, etc.
• Custom storage items like military crates, lockers, gun safes, and more! Keep an eye out for rare Vault kits!

RA Base Building A newly released basebuilding mod that makes building bases fun and easy.

• Craft a blueprint using any scrap piece of paper and find some materials (make sure they are in your inventory) to get started.
• Craft a Territory HQ Kit (still 3 sticks and a rope) and find some nails to add so that your base doesn't decay with time! (More info and instructions to come)

Other Extras

• Custom Vehicles (new additions coming soon!)
• Custom retextured KonceptZ Clothing that will keep you warm and dry in poor weather.
• Red Falcon Helis
• Collectable Items that you can sell to the bartender at the extract trader.
• Alcoholic Drinks like Kvass and Vodka that actually have an effect on the player.
• A Safer Trading mod that allows players to trade items with a custom UI anywhere on the map you are willing to meet.

Coming Soon

There were a few things I wasn't able to configure before launch, but will be working on and adding as we go forward.

• Safe Extracts to Trader (that will cost you!)
• Airdropped Containers - with all types of valuable loot. Be wary of campers and possibly tough zombies when you approach these.
• New vehicles
• Cannabis Plus or Similar Drug Mod
• Black Market Trader
• Custom Nike and Adidas sneakers with tons of different styles!

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After a few more hours, I finish the sketches, and Silvra somehow manages to make blueprint quality drawings of them.
“Well, that’s done, now we just need to get these parts made,” Silvra remarks, placing the pencil down. “Let’s go to Eldrin’s place and get these made. I’ll foot the bill. It should be fairly small as these are not massive components, but just fairly intricate. I’ll bring some of the wire so he just has to stretch it out. We’ll have to protect it though, as he won’t have the material to do that.
Silvra and Lena quickly head over to where our outerwear is hanging and start getting ready. Thallion, on the other hand, is a little hesitant, but eventually follows.
Suiting back up to go outside, we quickly get ready with a brim of excitement and hope as we step back out into the frigid weather. After a couple minutes walking, we come to a larger house near the gate that is shooting sparks up into the clear sky through its chimney. We enter and are immediately hit by the intense heat of the forge and smell of sweat and hot iron. Shedding our outer layers, we wait by the counter as a rather muscular, built elf is pounding away at what looks to be a railway spike.
“Be with ya in jus’ a momen’! He barks, as he plunges the spike back into the coals of the forge, and leaning on the blower lever.
“Ter’ w’go. Nao wha’ cannae do fer ya?” He says, as he turns around. As soon as he sees our group he pauses mid turn.
“Sorry ta keep ya waitin master. Tis been a busy dae mendin tools. Liora’s awl was dull an roun’d oer so aye be fixin it now. Jus’ hardenin’ ‘t off and be done in a few. Wel’ome ladies as well ta mine humble abode. An’ who’s the new un? I have nae se’n before?”
Thallion is just about to speak, but Lena steps in. “Good afternoon Eldrin. This here is Ethan, who has travelled a long way to learn about us, and give us some ideas from his area. He has graciously given us a drawing of one of his simple tools and we need some parts made.”
“Yes!” Silvra steps in, picking up what Lena is putting down, “I here have plans for a turning machine which requires the creation of 2 curved pieces of metal, as well as a tube, and a rod.”
“Oh? New plans eh? Fro’ far ‘way. Wel’ let’s tae a look”, He replies, reaching for the rolled up paper that Silvra has been carrying. Laying them out, he scans over them, then looks at me, and scans again.
Turning serious, he looks at Lena and Silvra. “Now, now. I mae soun’ a bi’ odd, bu my masta taugh me one thin well, and tha’ is how ta spotta lie. This, this here is no mere simple tool, nor from this place. An’ Lena, if this can do half o wha’ is on this shee’, we woulda been conquered by em! No, let’s try this again.”
At hearing this, Lena and Silvra wince, and Thallion facepalms.
“Hello E’an, Wel’ome ta me forge. I am Eldrin. You be clear no’ from ‘ere. My guess’s one of the summons tha’ got out when th’tower fell.”
My eyes bug out. The tower fell?!
“I guess ya did ne’er hear bout that, the summoner ‘ower fell down. Tha’ was the large boom few ‘ays ago was. Also means tha you ‘scaped ‘fore i’ fell. Ya got sum brains kid, I give ya tha’.”
He reaches over and clasps my hand in bro grip.
“Oh ho! Srong ‘un ‘ere too! Migh’ ‘ave even brough’ t’ower down ‘imself. May even be a bit orc in ‘im, like me!”
“Anyways, no lies, no half ‘ruths, give the dope.”
I start speaking: “Well, you cut through that pretty quick, and read me like a book. No point lying now. I am a summon, not sure why. I jumped out of a window, and ran away from there, as it sounded too much like plot. I like being here, don’t turn me in! I have many things that could help around here, and I don’t want to be taken to be a ward of the state!
“I can see ‘he passion brewin’ inside ya, bu’ I go’ no’ a wor’ ya said. I gotta translator in ‘he des’ wired through the floor.”
Looking over the desk, I see that the floor is covered in little insulated bumps, and he is barefoot.
“Helps with those s’umblin’ in’o ‘ere so I can calm ‘em down and aler’ ‘he guards ‘bout more los’ ‘venturers. Bu’ is doesna wor’ t’other way.”
Silvra pipes up, “ you nailed it in one Eldrin. And you really made a translation floor and work barefoot so you can talk to any one, just in case someone comes in? How did you even make that?!”
“Yeah I di’. Qui’e simple really, jus’ use wire an’ weave i’o each bump in ‘he floor. Pro’ec’ ‘em from ‘he main pla’e with some leatha, an’ ‘en wire ‘he bumps to the tap, an’ ‘he pla’e t’a body and it works. Did i’ because I scare some of the young’uns with mae accent and build afta se’n a monsta”
“Fascinating! And how did you tune it to translate so well even after such a distance?”
“Tha’ was a job an’ a ‘alf! S’ill ‘ave some por’s not working righ’! All I ‘ad ta do was ‘wist a live and a pla’e wire ‘ogetha and “
“That’s all very well and good.” Lena interjects, “but we need your help. Ethan here made it very clear he does not want to be sucked into the summon job, we want to protect him, he is giving ideas from his world to us. Do you want to help or do you want to claim the bounty on him? Cause if you do, we are going to have some problems right now.”
“Now tha’s more like it! I like some spice! I’ll help. Bounty was ne’er igh enuf for tha’ anyway. An’ ‘e coul’ probly throw me cross the room!” He looks to study the plans again, and sees the use of copper.
“I donna have ‘e coppa, bu I do have ‘e wire pla’es. Ya can borrow em ‘o make the wire. Never ‘ouch ‘e s’uff. Hur’s way too much.”
“Fair enough” Silvra says sighing, “I do have copper, but I hate working with it as well.”
“Res’ o’it is simple, save for the curve chunks. I do have some pure iron ‘o ma’e i’ from, but i’ ill be a bi’ ‘o make it. Complicated shape, especially tha’ circular”
“I’m footing the bill, and you are the best we have. Especially without ordering in and answering a bunch of questions”
“Fair ‘nough. I’ll ge’ ya the pla’e now, and le’y’all know when tis ready.”
“Thank you very much. This piece will be a master work when done, and may even revolutionize how we do everything, and not just because it rotates” Thallion chimes in, with a little glint in his eye, and some other emotion underneath that I cannot place.
Suiting back up, we head back to the schoolhouse and debrief.
“Well that went better than expected.” Lena starts.
“I still don’t like how we had to tell him what Ethan is. Now there are 4 that know what he is, besides him.”
“I know him well, he is a man of his word and work. He’s been working here as the main smith for over 5 years now, he knows how to keep business going, and trained well” Thallion specifies.
“Anyways, sorry Ethan, but I’m tired from translating, we will pick up the device if we need to, but hot potato is tiring”
As they start to talk amongst themselves. I still see the communication barrier as the big thing I need to conquer now. Turning to my box of supplies that Silvra gave me, I look at one of the tremorsenses, and start drawing what it looks like. Eventually, I draw the outside and note the little holes within the front plate. Turning back towards Silvra, I wave her over and point at the tremorsense and my drawing. She catches on and starts drawing the inside.
“I guess you wouldn’t have this as it is pretty useless without being able to read it,” she remarks. “It can take years to get one of these to work for you. But inside it is just 2 pieces of metal, with a piece of quartz in between. I don’t know how it works, but when touched, you can feel the sound around you.”
My eyes light up. Wait. Quartz! They know about quartz and its properties! This is not a tremorsense, this is a piezoelectric microphone!

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Now, in the previous post, the one detailing how I was unable to post chapter 12 just yet, there was only one reply, from u/Kovesnek. They asked for an overview of the Reliant, and a small bit detailing how this universe is different from the canon NoP’s timeline. Both will be presented here. If you’d like another post like this, please tell me! This was tons of fun to write. I hope you enjoy.
The Reliant is a Medium Odysseus-class Exploration Cruiser, designed by the Combined Star Systems Federation Engineering Corps, and built in the Highburn Citadel Shipyards. It is 4,632 meters long, and is crewed by over 47,000 CSSF personnel, with a sizable marine contingent for power projection on planets, ships, and stations. Internal security falls to the security division, who uphold the laws and rules set by the CSSF onboard the Reliant.
The Reliant is a long-range exploration cruiser, designed to be fully self-sufficient, with growing beds for food production. On-board fabricators allow the Reliant to make anything from spare parts, to entire small stations and ships. Cyro pods allow the ship to put its crew under for enormous amounts of time, owing to the automated repair and maintenance bots under the control of the ship-board AI. This ship, given enough time, could “restart” the CSSF, through the onboard Federation Database.
The Federation Database is something akin to a huge library, with billions of files, containing the sum of human knowledge. This database is updated regularly through the massive communications relays in every CSSF controlled system. It contains everything from geological surveys of a particular area on some forgotten moon, to the blueprints of the very ship that carries it. If the CSSF were to ever fall, the hundreds of thousands of ships would be flung into the deepest stars, to restart the CSSF. This plan was originally founded after the Devastation War on Old Terra in 2063. This war destroyed much of the collective knowledge of humanity, and to avoid this scenario again, the Federation Database was created.
The Reliant, due to its wide mission profile, and its military use, contains a wide variety of weapons systems. CSSF naval warfare doctrine uses three types of weapons. Ballistic weapons, Energy weapons, and Exotic weapons.
Weapons like Autocannons, Chainguns, Heavy Cannons, Missiles, Railguns, and Accelerator Cannons are all examples of Ballistic weapons.
Energy weapons, like Plasma Guns, Lasers, Pulse Lasers, Fusion Rounds, Electric Shock Weapons, Stun Weapons, and EMPs, are all examples of this weapon type.
Exotic weapons are rarely deployed, due to their danger, and costs.
Exotic Weapons, ubiquitously nicknamed “Black Magic” by Federation Marines across the galaxy, is a term for a weapon that does not rely on physical projectiles like ballistics, or using power like standard energy weapons. They usually combine both of them with a powerful force to make a highly destructive weapon. Exotics are banned from use in atmospheres, due to the inimical effects on biospheres. Only in space combat do exotics come to play. One excellent example of this are anti-matter cannons. Anti-matter cannons are used to fire a shell made from a compound of highly gunfire resistant metals, with an electromagnetic field to keep the antimatter contained within from touching the shell. If the shell hits an enemy ship, the electromagnetic fields turn off, releasing the antimatter, which then consumes the shell, producing an explosion that will punch through the most powerful shields or armored hulls.
The Antimatter shell is but one example of an exotic weapon. Typically, they are more like munitions for what is termed a “real” weapon. However, there is the rare weapon that is a mount instead of a munition. One commonly used exotic weapon is the Anti-Matter Beam. This weapon creates a cylinder of magnetic fields to contain a stream of antimatter directed towards an unfortunate enemy ship. This weapon is used sparingly, because of the incident over Procyon A.
The Reliant mounts the two primary types of weapons, and has the ability to deploy Exotic weapons. They can only be used with approval from High Command, or the entire command staff of the Reliant, in the case that High Command cannot be reached. The choice to deploy these weapons can never fall to just one person.
Thousands of point defence systems litter the hull, with secondary missiles and lasers to intercept fighters and missiles. Some systems are so precise, as to allow them to intercept kinetic rounds. If an enemy’s shots manage to scrape through the wall of flak and counter-fire, a shield stops them, produced by generators that are hidden by meters of thick armor plating. These shields are wrapped around the entire ship, encircling it with a protective shell of invisible particles. Underneath these shields, a 3-meter thick carapace of high-resistance alloys sits, ready to absorb damage, for whatever the galaxy may throw at it. If an enemy pierces all of these defenses, they would find that these same defenses, minus the point-defence and weapon stations, lays between two hulls, the outer hull, and the inner hull. The outer hull is full of weapons stations, anti-boarding defenses, hangers, cargo bays, and systems that are not needed for the ship to survive. The inner hull holds crew quarters, the bridge, the reactor, and other various computer systems. Between the two hulls are the same shielding systems and armor plating. All of these systems are designed to strike a balance between crew survivability and functionality.
For every shot that scrapes the shields and armor, for every round that is stopped by point-defence, ten more are sprayed out of the Reliant’s versatile weapons systems. An Accelerator Cannon, whose shells travel three-fourths of the ship's length before being spat out, poses a significant threat to any enemy, and can even be used to bombard a planet. Smaller secondary railguns mounted on huge turrets comprise a heavy anti-capital option, with autocannons and missile launchers spraying fourth like the angered scions of Zeus, punching holes in armor and shields alike. These weapons are hidden beneath layers of armor and hatches, ready to whip out and dash unsuspecting hostiles on the rocks of human weapons development.
This is supported by an enormous hangar and strike craft deployment system, with the capabilities to launch and recover hundreds of fighters, bombers, interceptors, and whatever else is needed to overcome the enemy. Combat craft are accelerated though light magnetic rail tubes that end near the side of the hull, throwing strike craft out from the Reliant.
Although the Reliant may be formidable in war, that is not its primary purpose. Instead, it is an exploration ship, designed to survey the cosmos, meet new life forms and polities, and expand humanity’s collective knowledge. Whether that is through cataloging the different types of moss that may grow on some long forgotten moon, or initiating first contact protocols with new empires, it does it all, and more. However, to do this, the Reliant’s crew needs to first be able to leave the ship without it landing on every planet, and docking with every ship. The crew need transports. They need shuttles.
Cargo and personnel shuttles launch from normal hangers, mostly found on the bottom and rear sides of the ship, near the primary engine. These are protected by huge blast doors that shut in the case of combat. Huge secondary hangers are used to fabricate and maintain strike craft and secondary craft, while also serving as storage for any craft that may need it.
The Reliant cannot function without a proper power grid. It is powered by one central reactor, an Ishwara-Jyoti class. The name “Ishwara-Jyoti” is derived from the Sanskrit words for “divine light" and “power”. This reactor contains a very small, but highly radioactive and bright star, about eight meters in height and width. It is permanently contained within the confines of the reactor, and no person, human or otherwise, has seen into the core. And no one ever will. The entire inner core is so irradiated that to open it would be to expose your body to enough radiation to kill you almost instantly, about 118,000 rads. The space inside is so tightly controlled, with thousands of safety systems, backup safety systems, backup-backup systems, and so much more. An entire department of personnel is dedicated to maintaining this reactor.
The power is generated by turning the extreme amounts of heat, radiation, and light, into useable energy. A small trickle of mass is constantly fed into the miniature star, to keep it from collapsing. In an emergency, the reactor can be “turned off”, by artificially, and safely, collapsing the miniature star. Reigniting it requires an immense amount of mass and energy, which is usually unfeasible for smaller ships. Secondary fusion reactors serve as a backup, and larger ships will sometimes have more than one central reactor complex. The reactor itself is decently sized, but most of the space taken up by central reactors are huge slabs of protective systems and shields.
The Reliant must also be able to navigate the universe, both in star systems, and between them. The Reliant uses huge fusion engines for traveling in a star system, with millions of maneuvering ports and secondary engines to be able to maneuver in the six degrees of freedom that are available in space.
Now, for getting between stars, taking the “normal” route by slow boating it between star systems would take far too long for any nation to remain together. Instead, the CSSF developed the jump drive. It allows a starship, once it is beyond a star’s gravitational field, to “jump” to another star. The hyperdrive does not push the ship through space, but it merely creates a “bubble”, in which the ship exists. Think of the jump drive as a door, in and out of realspace and Hyperspace. Our dimension, otherwise known as “realspace”, follows the standard laws of physics, and is considered “normal”. Hyperspace is something else, something much older than our realspace. Hyperspace and realspace are directly connected, effecting one another. The huge gravitational fields produced by stars and other stellar phenomena interfere with Hyperspace, creating a “blockage” in Hyperspace, blocking any ships from passing. Hyperspace is a direct reflection of realspace, but it lacks anything other than the “blockages” produced by gravitational fields. Now, why does the CSSF, and other nations, like the [EXPUNGED], the [EXPUNGED], the [EXPUNGED], and even the now long-gone [EXPUNGED] use Hyperspace?
Because, Hyperspace is significantly smaller, allowing for an extremely faster rate of travel compared to standard drives. Because it is a direct reflection of realspace, but extremely dense, ships can traverse the space between stars in mere days or even weeks, depending on the distance. This allows for a functioning galactic polity, unlike one that relies on slow-boating.
Now, Hyperspace is not without its dangers. Hyperspace is a tumultuous dimension, with dozens of different hazards, ranging from intense heat and cold, to the ruined wrecks of failed jumps. Thus, ships that enter Hyperspace tune their shields to defect debris and block radiation and extreme temps.
A failed jump is only possible if the jump drive, and its dozen or so backups fail. The ship is stuck in hyperspace, and will be slowly worn away unless it can reach a gravitational field in time. Even then, the soft exits that a jump drive provides will not happen, meaning that internal compensators will fail in an instant, smashing the ship, or flinging the damaged wreck into pieces. The crew of a ship are unlikely to survive such an event, but so many safeguards have been put into place, that the only chance of an event is if it is sabotaged.
This concludes the basic overview of the Reliant and its technologies. Now, for the changes I made to the NoP timeline to result in the current situation, here’s a little description.
In the canon NoP timeline, Earth was saved by the timely arrival of an Arxur fleet headed by none other than Isif. In this timeline, his fleet was intercepted by an Arxur Dominion fleet, allowing the Extermination fleet to bombard Earth indiscriminately. Meanwhile, the Reliant was on a survey mission of a nearby star system, when it detected the presence of repeating radio signals, potentially indicating the presence of sapient life. After alerting CSSF High Command, they jumped, and within a few days, arrived at the Solar System. The jump went undetected by the Extermination fleet, and the ECM and sensor dispersion protocols managed to keep it that way, despite its size. Only when an incoming squadron of Federation capital ships was detected, did Captain Artemis decide to reveal themselves to the unknown ships.
If there is anything in this post, you have questions on, such as the tech, or any other changes, please ask me! I will be happy to answer any question.
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