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Bravo's Southern Charm & Winter House

2017.04.29 02:36 agolightly Bravo's Southern Charm & Winter House

Welcome to Bravo TV's Southern Charm and Winter House community. This sub is dedicated to Bravo's hit show, Southern Charm and its sister shows: Winter House, Relationshep, Southern Charm Savannah and Southern Charm New Orleans. We welcome Charmers to join us for high tea and discuss all things Southern Charm related.
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2024.05.19 05:06 Snoo-81916 Still can't find something I like

I'm going to be 23 in a week. I have still never had a full serving of an adult beverage in my life. Sips here and there but they have all been met with a disgusting look on my face after tasting.
I don't even know what it feels like to be under the influence of alcohol.
I have tried angry orchard. I have tried Smirnoff ice. I've tried simply spiked lemonade. Didn't care for it. After that I just gave up trying stuff.
Angry orchard was carbonated and I wasn't expecting it, didn't like that it was carbonated.
Simply spiked lemonade was carbonated and I didn't like that.
Smirnoff ice tasted too much like a energy drink, which I didn't like.
Not doing beer.
What I hate also is that when you go to the store you can't just buy one, you have to buy a 6 pack. So I have 5 left that will not get drank, and I can't help but regret choosing the booze instead of minute maid or Snapple, or Apple juice. I don't feel comfortable going to a bar.
Any suggestions for drinks? If its like some kind of fruity drink or spiked tea, it cannot be carbonated. And for the record, I'm not going to try a $15 drink at a bar.
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2024.05.18 23:21 BlueDragon1813 How can I protect this beer pong table I did from water/alcohol?

How can I protect this beer pong table I did from watealcohol?
It was made with acrylic paint, ink (the kraken logo) and markers (the fireball logo) and is on a plastic table
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2024.05.17 03:28 vosek start of the collection!

start of the collection!
also any chance someone can identify the cap in the top right? i think it’s german but thats all i know
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2024.05.14 03:02 Unusual-Emu-5412 LA Weekend

Does anyone have the tea on why Savannah Palacios hasn’t been to the reunions for at least the last 2 years? I know there was a lot of drama that season between her and Teralisha (I may have spelled that wrong). & she brought more drama in perfect match.
Is anyone else her friend besides Courtney? Are they still friends?
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2024.05.10 21:59 TKWander Pineward Reviews

Hi everyone! The other day when I was sharing all the green scents I had, and my reviews of them, I realized I had never done a full review of all the Pineward scents I've gotten, and my review of the house as a whole, so far...
My rating system: 1/5 - I actively don't like this scent/it makes me sick 2/5 - ehh, I don't really like it very much/it doesn't smell like a perfume at all 3/5 - meh, it's okay. It'll be ok layered with something else, or someone else may like it, it's just not for me. 4/5 - I do like it, it's just got something small missing from making it perfect, ie: I don't like the dry down, or it fades too fast, or it's just missing 1 note or 2 5/5 - I absolutely adore this scent. Any more and I would want to swim in it lol
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Overall Review of the House so far:
I've tried 19 scents from them so far. Most of any other house. Mainly cause they have a super affordable sample option (1.8ml/$6) and they gifted me so many with my first order. I bought 13 and they gifted me 6 additional scents.
This is The Most atmospheric scent house I've found yet. Each scent transports you to a different location and tells a story.
Definitely a house to let settle for a while, though. At first I didn't think I liked many of them. After 6 months, I like most all of them. I just end up using a lot of them for mixers. Though, a surprisingly high amount turned out to be standalone scents for me!
They are a bit more of a unisex/masc perfume/cologne house. But, I actually like unisex complex scents, cause I like to layer them underneath sweeter, more one-note scents that I find.
Turn Around Time was actually very fast compared to the other houses (ordered 11/24 of last year, the order was sent out 11/28, and I don't remember exactly when I got it in, but it wasn't a very long time after that. I was actually surprised at the fast TOT, especially because they included in their thank you note an apology for being so late! I was like, huh? Ya'll are super fast actually! (especially compared to houses like Fantome, which I love, but take FOREVER) And they included 6 freebies in there as well, which was phenomenal!
Just be forewarned, some of these scents do stain!! So I wouldn't necessarily spray on clothing.
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Apple Tabac 5/5
Notes: fresh red apple, tobacco, fir balsam, rum resin, dried fruits.
First impression: I absolutely love this scent and it is a sweet unisex standalone for me. This scent is Super well balanced. It is a pop of pure red apple juice right in your face, like you're in the apple barn, drinking fresh cider. You smell tobacco drying from the rafters, the fir trees outside, the rum resin, the dried fruits, everything. It all balances Super nicely, but you can still pick out every single note. I absolutely love this and will probably be a Fall Staple for me (or whenever I want to evoke that fall feeling in my chest lol. It's May, but in smelling it, I totally felt the fall chill lol)
Dry down: still smells phenomenal. You don't really lose any of the notes, even the apple, which is rare for me
**I really like layering this over Ponderosa (listed below)*
Boreal 4/5
pine needles, mint, cedar, resins, moss.
Frigid forest of the northern wilderness. Chilly mint gives way to a soft bed of creamy cedar, pine, and moss.
First Reaction out of the bottle: If you like Mint, this one's for you. It is Straight Mint. The cedar pine and moss were almost non existent props to the Very strong Mint, first out the bottle wet. Me personally, I was hoping for more of a Hint of mint overlaying a stronger scent of cedar and pine and moss, but the opposite is truer with this one. You do get an underlayer of cedar on the drydown, but the majority is full on mint.
After months of letting it sit, I came back to it and it is Much more balanced. Much more of a winter vibes forest scent I could get behind. Essentially she's the Winter Witch. A very Minty unisex woods scent
The long Dry down: dries down to a faint crisp woods scent. Still very pleasant to wear

Borealis 2/5 Notes: snowdrifts, peppermint, camphor, black tea, black elder, valerian root, ocean spume, fir balsam, orris root, pine needles, incense, sandalwood, Irish ambergris, cedarmoss, patchouli, deer musk (botanic accord), ashes.
First Reaction: I REALLY did not like this one. It was a freebie given (which they were amazing to include so many freebies), but this one, to me had a very stringent vibe with an underlayer of almost urine smell. I don't get very much of the pine or any of the snowdrifts or peppermint. But it does have a very 'black apothecary' vibe to the smell. Like it's the smell of an old trappegatherer's cabin in the woods. A witch in the woods that you go to, to trade with when you're desperate. If you like musk and dark foresty herbs and dirt, then this one is for you. It's like the dark chaotic marshlands sister witch to Boreal
This is the poster child for letting a scent rest lol.
Dry down: It Definitely softens on the drydown, but there's still that weird note in there, for me, that makes it not so pleasant as its sister Boreal
Also, to note about this scent, the first listed notes are snowdrifts and peppermint, but I do NOT get those notes at all. It's very much more 'Marshland forests by the sea maybe in winter...when winter is year round lol like Alaska....which makes sense with the name now that I think of it lol
Steading 4/5
Notes: tobacco, hay, beeswax, barley, dried needles, poplar, hops, maple, and wisps of peat smoke. A dense wheaty tobacco perfume with dried fir needles and honeyed maple sweetness.
First Reaction: If you like fresh natural straight out the tree, maple syrup, then this is the scent for you! I do definitely get the honey and maple, that is FOR SURE. At first straight out the bottle, I didn't think I liked this scent. It was a Strong Maple front.
BUT, after letting it settle, I tried it again, and it is now strangely becoming one of my fast favorites! The maple has mellowed out a bit and now I almost smell straight honey. The longer I smell it, the more I feel like I've been taking a autumn drive and stopped in at one of those side orchards that are selling homemade honey and maple syrup and you take a tasting tour. Personally, though, I'll still probably layer it onto something a bit more foresty/woodsy/cedar smelling to even out that super strong sweet maple. Cause on the Drydown it still completely smells like Maple honey. It's a really good honey scent though. A lot of honey's come off strangely urine-y on me. This one doesn't. It's like a true maple honey. Really nice. Almost nostalgic when it dries down
Eldritch 3.5/5 (I'll use it as a mixer, but not on it's own. It's a bit much on its own lol)
Notes: Leather, Myrrh, patchouli, fir, oolong tea, opoponax, smoke, pine needles, oakmoss.
Lair of ancient eldritch abominations, a resinous and dark perfume for the bold and unafraid.
this Fall 2023 Version included additional tea & moss
This was a Curiosity's sake purchase when I saw this on a list of 'If you want to smell like a witch' suggestions (very accurate for this to be on that list). First on my skin I definitely get the sharp leather notes and I think the myrrh. It is definitely a challenging scent and more of a unisex or masculine scent, but me as a witchy woman, I love it. I think I'm totally getting the Opoponax (resin that smells like oak honey powder and leather), the smoke and the fir. First out of the gate I feel like it makes me smell like a dark and mysterious witchy apothecary owner during the 1700s in a port town, with gunpowder and fire tinging the air. And you're making poisons and special magical bullets. And I think I do really like the addition of tea and moss into the scent, otherwise, I think it'd be more of a pirate-y unisex/masc scent. With the Leather and Myrrh and oolong tea and smoke, it has a bit of a 'Buccanneepirate' vibe to it. But with the Patchouli and oak moss and pine needles, it gives witchy and slightly southern vibes, which leads my head to go Bayou pirate/witch lol. Right after I got it, though, it was definitely a challenging scent. But, trust me, let it sit, it will get so much better with time.
First dry down it softens beautifully, so if you think it's too strong and overpowering at first, don't worry. It'll mellow
Long dry down, it does get a bit musty and stale herbally after a bit. But, it is Just perfect if you want a remnant scent of 'I just walked through a witchy Apothecary in Savannah'
Just keep in mind, right out the bottle, it is a very challenging scent. Make sure to let it rest a bit, and then try it on your skin, too, before judging.
*note: if you're not an herbally/witchy person, this may be more of a masculine scent pull. I could totally see giving this scent to a guy friend/family member, if you get it and it's not for you. For me personally, though, I love it as a dark wet witchy base layer under something super fruity (like SF&F's Lilac & Gooseberries, or Lorelai from Fantome), to give me the perfect fruity darkly complex witchy scents.
Sadly, the top notes are a fast faders on me (but I think it may just be that my skin gobbles scents ). After about 2 hours it had faded to a Very soft dried herbs, leather, and smoke. It really does perfectly pair w/ Strange Fire & Fumery's Lilac & Gooseberries, though, to give a fruity floral witch vibe. That soft dried herbs, leather, and smoke scent, though lasted a Very long time, till the end of the day pretty much

Ponderosa 5/5
Notes: Ponderosa resin, ponderosa needles, cedar, vanilla, strawberry, cinnamon, butterscotch, beeswax, raisin cookies
First Impressions: definitely another atmospheric scent. I get sweet resins and wood, like I'm in a wood barn or wood lodge. It's a very sweet woodsy scent. Think a wood lodge up in Gatlinburg, where you can get all you can eat pancakes and sweet pastries all day with fresh syrups. I don't get too much strawberry in there, but almost like you can smell someone's strawberry pancakes with maple syrup in this wood lodge.
I feel like this would be a WONDERFUL deepening layer underneath a strawberry vanilla scent that seems too one-note, to really give a full bodied complex scent. But, quite honestly, It's actually a fine stand alone scent for me, too
Dry down: It still smells really great! More into the wood/resin smell with a touch of butterscotch and vanilla, rather than super gourmand-y. But, the drydown is still a super pleasant scent I don't mind wearing
**I actually really like layering this under Apple Tabac**

Hayloft 4/5
Notes: hay, lavender honey, crocus, sweet vernal grass, bison grass, toasted almond, hazelnut, oats, dusty wheat.
Another atmospheric barn scent, but more a springtime barn: fresh sweet grasses and flowers hanging from the rafters, the warm sweet hot cross buns in your basket from breakfast. You're having breakfast in the loft, overlooking your garden. I do wish there was a bit 'more(?)' to this scent though? Like either bring in some more vanilla notes to make it a true gourmand OR bring in more lavender and herbs to make it a more green scent. I think though, because of that, that makes this a perfect layering scent. So, depending on how I want to smell that day, I can layer this under a more gourmand scent. Or, I can layer it under a more floral or green scent
though, after smelling it again after the drydown....nah, it balances out super nicely to a light spring wood barn scent. I don't think you even need to mix it with something. You can wear it on its own. I'll bring it up to a 4.5/5 rating-wise

White Fir 5/5
Notes: orange, ginger, white fir, clove, anise, pine, musk, vetiver, oakmoss
The PERFECT wintery citrus scent. Super crisp. You definitely get the citrus and ginger and white fir. The only more perfect addition would be to maybe layer it with a patchouli or deeper woodsy/cedar scent, I think, to give it a bit more depth and less 'Winter Cleaning day' vibe.
*For a sweeter vibe, though, I layer this under Kinmokusei from Fantome, and it gives me pretty much a perfect witchy lemon citrus green herbal scent*
Clemenpine 1.5/5
Notes: Clementine, Blood Orange, Maritime Pine, Night-Blooming Jasmine, Saffron Flower, Rough Suede, Passion Fruit, White Lotus, Fir Balsam, Tobacco Leaf, Cedar Planks, Leather, Sandalwood, Pacific Ambergris.
I really wish I had had the chance to let this one settle for a few months like the others, but sadly it got dropped onto my cement floor and shattered, so I only had my first impressions of it, which was that it smelled like PURE cleaning fluid. Which really sucks, cause I love orange and citrusy scents and was very hopeful for this one. I may eventually order a sample again, just to give it a second shot, since all the rest of these benefited so much from letting them sit and rest
Meadowmoss 1.5/5
Oakmoss, Alpine Sandwort, Wild grass, Green Wheat, Orange Blossom, Fir Balsam, Tomato Leaf, Azure Bluet, Mountain Wildflowers
First impressions: This one is one of those scents I wouldn't actually wear. BUT, one I would use on like my dryer balls or as a room spray on furniture in spring. It really is like you're standing out in an open field in the Swiss alps singing, the Hills are Alive, next to a wayward nun. If that's what you'd like to smell like? This one is for you! It just screamed 'linen sheet' to me, rather than perfume. Also, I unfortunately have an autoimmune allergy to nightshades and I didn't realize this had Tomato leaf in it :/
So, it's one I'm gifting to my mom
Ivymoss 3.5/5
Notes: Climbing Ivy, Green Tea, Spearmint, Lime Rind, Lemon Verbena, Waterlily, Emerald Cypress, Mugo Pine, Cedarwood, Oakmoss, Treemoss, Cedarmoss.
Another one that DEFINITELY needs rest before you judge. At first it was purely going to be another dryer ball scent. But after Months of letting it rest (like legit half a year), I actually think I like the scent enough to maybe wear it! (at least as an undertone, if not as a standalone). It's a very Bright Green early Springtime vibes scent. Fresh, without smelling overtly like cleaning fluid or laundry detergent. It's truly like walking through a forest in very early spring, with the air still crisp, but new plants starting to grow.
It's not one I would wear a Lot, I don't think....but maybe in early spring layered under an apple-y scent. Or maybe as an undertone layer with something like a honeysuckle scent, to balance it out for me.

Greymist 5/5
Notes: Noble Fir, Scotch Pine, Expressed Citron, Blond Tobacco, Botanical Musk, Vetiver.
Another one that Really needs to rest, before you try, cause I'm pretty sure it was on the list of (I REALLY don't like) when I first scented these, but now months after, this one's gonna be one of my favorite winter scents, I think. It legit smells like Christmas time. The fir and pine Really stands out, and you get that little bit of tobacco in there too, almost like you're hugging Santa and he smokes a pipe lol.
Acadian 3.5/5
Sweet Yuzu, Bergamot, Juniper Berry, Ivy, Eucalyptus, Waterlily, Goldenrod, Heliotrope, Seaweed, Cedar, Oakmoss
This scent reminds me of trips to the Lost sea or Rock city. Smelling the damp mossy forests and wet mountain stone. That smell of caves found along hikes in damp foggy weather. I kinda flip between loving this and not so loving this one. I can't really pick out any of the individual notes at all, which is sad, cause I do like a lot of those individual scents. But, it is a really nice general unisex/masculine scent
A little goes a Very long way, though. It's got a very lengthy throw. I like pairing a DOT of it underneath one of my sweeter fruity or floral scents. If I use too much, there's a note in there that's a bit wonky and it goes a bit powdery and strong and gives me a headache. And I don't like this one as much on the drydown. Powder notes tend to last the longest on me (and they're the worst for me) and it gets very strong and weirdly powdery/perfumey on the drydown, sadly, which is why I put it at a 3.5 for me. It may be great for someone else though. My brother says it smells like a generic male cologne lol
Akero 5/5
Notes: green apple, benzoin, patchouli, sandalwood, cedar.
The first bit of a freshly picked green apple. When I smell this, it transports me to a green apple orchard, with the apples just getting ripe. It's definitely got a Green earthy undertone, but the bright apple evens it out a bunch. I really love this, even alone, or layered with a sweeter fruit scent, like Kinmousekai from fantome. I do wish the Cedasandalwood stood out a bit more, though. I may have to try putting a drop of this onto an actual cedar chip. See how it smells

Caravansary 5/5 freebie
Notes: fir balsam, deer musk (botanic accord), vanilla, black tea, lavender, blue spruce, blue chamomile, treemoss, incense, mulched pinecone, campfire smoke.
First impressions: Like Olle+Max's Summer Witch is like a summer roadtrip for me, hitting up all the hippy/witchy side shops and thrift shops along the way….This is the winter version. Again a super atmospheric scent, it instantly transports me to my car in winter, riding along the backroads, smelling the fresh fir and pine trees, the smell of camp smoke in the distance and the herbs I smoke cleansed the car with before the trip, along with the hot tea I have in my traveler mug for the journey ahead. It's definitely unisex, but honestly, I could probably wear this in winter by itself. Or, I'll use it as a layering element, to bring a bit of smoke/incense/winter travel vibes to a blend
Gingerbread 5/5 freebie
Notes: ginger, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, wheat absolute, butter co2, molasses distillate, brown sugar, black walnut, milk, cream, vanilla.
This one was a freebie thrown in (They included a Ton of freebies, which was so phenomenal!)
First impressions, another very well balanced set for late fall/winter. It smells like a fresh gingerbread snap (those hard old school ginger cookies), you can smell the cinnamon and cloves so much that it almost comes off as fresh cut wood which is definitely a complimentary vibe for this scent. Though, that may also be the wheat absolute and black walnut coming out, too. The sharpness from the ginger is mellowed out by the milk and cream and brown sugar and molasses. Another scent that blends very well, but you can still pick out all the individual notes and they tell a story. It's really cool how this house does that!
Christmas Wine Freebie 3.5/5
Notes: cranberry, plum, blood orange, cloves, nutmeg, fir balsam
It's definitely got the vibe of mulled Christmas wine. I'm kind of meh about it, though? There's a note in there I'm not fond of (I think the nutmeg) and I wish there was a bit of a crisp forest underlayer in there and maybe a bit more fruit, less mulled wine spices. BUT, this does make for a perfect mulled wine top note mixer on one of my more winter woods scents, like Grey Mist and Caravansary…and then maybe getting a winter berry scent to layer over top everything. This is a great mid layer scent for me.
Glühwein Pinewardperfume Freebie 5/5
Notes: Cranberry, champaca, cherry compote, rasberry, fir balsam, chocolate, davana attar, oakmoss, frankincense
Quite honestly everything I want Christmas Wine to be. In the description it says it was actually built on a base of the christmas wine scent, but with additional festive nuance, and this 2023 version is less sweet with more cocoa and champaca. This is actually pretty sweet, so I can't imagine what it was before. It's like sweet winter berries, and you can pretty distinctly scent the fir and frankincense and oakmoss. So, basically, all my notes from Christmas wine and how to improve it…they did it in this lol, it is Gluhwein. Just get this one lol
Then last but not least, they also included another freebie that isn't listed in their scent collection for sale. It's a Mint Cocoa. Which, honestly is Another poster child for letting rest lol. At first it was a bit chemically and I didn't like it at all. Now, it fluctuates from being a photorealistic mint chocolate….to weirdly smelling like my dad's alcoholic egg nogg that he loves every year at after Thanksgiving-New Years. I think it'll be a great mixer or even standalone this winter for me. Very nostalgic vibes.
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So, I hope anyone looking for Pineward reviews! They're a really cool house, so I hope they keep growing!
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2024.05.10 03:52 Ok_Tension2546 SSU Legacy Update

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2024.05.01 15:28 eZGjBw1Z New and Changed Products - May 2024 (More price increases than decreases)

Usually around the first of the month we have a batch of price changes. According to the "How to Become a Contract Liquor Agent" document, "The Agent must also complete price changes that occur at the first of the month..."
I plan to use this post to capture other smaller changes that happen during the rest of the month before the big change next month.
Counts for 5/1/24:
For each category I've sorted by the amount of the price increase or decrease. New products are shown first, then price decreases are shown in decreasing order followed by price increases in increasing order. At the end are products with other changes unrelated to price.
Here's a link to what changed last month in April, 2024.
Current product status is indicated on each line as follows. OHLQ hasn't publicly explained what these things mean but I've included my best guess below.

American Whiskey

Brandy

Canadian Whiskey

Cordial

Gin

Irish Whisky

Japanese Whiskey

Rum

Scotch

Tequila

Vodka

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2024.04.30 14:46 mother_puppy New Releases April 30

MM Romance

Kindle Unlimited
Kobo & Kobo Plus
  • My Demon Charming: A Dark MM Paranormal Romance Novella (My Demon Charming: An Instalove Novella Trilogy #1) by Rhys Lawless - Kobo & Amazon - (paranormal, dark, instalove, human/demon, check CWs) - 89 pages
  • Jagged Ends: A LGBTQIA Second Chance Romance (Jagged Shores #5) by Thom Collins - Kobo & Amazon - (contemporary, romantic suspense, second chance, small town, chef/hotel manager, enemy sabotaging MC's restaurant opening) - 246 pages
Other
  • The Taste of Unfinished Past (The Perfect Marriage #1) by Gwen Percy - Amazon - (contemporary, dark, abducted by the guy you bullied in high school, cheating?, love triangle) - 175 pages

Other Queer Romance

Kindle Unlimited
  • A Legacy of Stars (Fate and Legacy #2) by Raquel Raelynn - Amazon - (FF, fantasy, series must be read in order, established couple, new adult, rivals to lovers, witch/vampire, saving lover from unfair trial, resisting arranged marriage, survival journey) - 403 pages
  • The Frostbound Queen (Realms of the Covenant #1) by Amy Pennza - Amazon - (MF, fantasy, bisexual MC, betrayal, heir on the run, journey to save the kingdom, secrets) - ? pages
  • corrupted: A Teacher x Student Forbidden Sapphic Romance by Ivy Lane - Amazon - (FF, contemporary, forbidden, teachestudent, erotic romance) - 167 pages
  • d3some: A polyamorous romance by Miya Kressin - Amazon - (MMF, contemporary, poly, established MF couple adds a third, forced proximity through snowed in, gaming convention setting, only one bed) - 111 pages
  • Heat: A Lesbian Romance (Properties of Love #4) by Tessa Vidal - Amazon - (FF, contemporary, businesswoman/relator, California high society backdrop, secrets, emotional) - 190 pages
Kobo & Kobo Plus
  • Truly, Madly, Deeply by Alexandria Bellefleur - Kobo & Amazon - (MF, contemporary, bi 4 bi, divorce lawyer & romance novelist doing a relationship advice podcast, he's down hard, antagonists to lovers) - 328 pages
  • Hell's Revenge: Memoir of a Pirate Queen by Krystal N. Craiker - Kobo & Amazon - (MF, historical?, bisexual F, poly/ethical nonmonogamy, pirate/British Navy lieutenant, takes place over many years, found family, political intrigue, revenge) - 429 pages
  • Temptation of Knight (Knight: A MFF Duet #1) by Lenore Danvers - Kobo & Amazon - (MFF, contemporary, daddy/brats, possible cheating) - 79 pages
  • Built from Ashes (The Trust Trilogy #3) by Fox Beckman - Kobo & Amazon - (MX, fantasy, time travelemonster hunter, series must be read in order, established couple, relationship in crisis, betrayal, saving the world) - 484 pages

Audiobooks

MM Romance
  • Patience (Damned Connections #1) by Lark Taylor, narrated by Will M. Watt & Dan Calley - Amazon - (paranormal, age gap as one is millennia old, second chance but one doesn't remember, fated mates, grim reapehuman, bi awakening) - 10 hrs 28 min
  • Two Thousand Dreams (Kings of Chaos #1) by Jocelynn Drake, narrated by Kevin Shen - Amazon - (paranormal, Chinese vampire/American blood witch, opposites/attract, character overlap from other series, magic, found family, looking for the door between fae and human worlds) - 12 hrs 15 min
  • Dragon's Descent (To Kill a King #3) by Sam Burns & W.M. Fawkes, narrated by Kirt Graves & Darcy Stark - Amazon - (fantasy, knight/king, second chance, pining, angst, found family, fire & ice) - 9 hrs 2 min
  • The Daddy Arrangement (The Situationship Series #3) by Jesse H. Reign, narrated by Liam DiCosimo & Declan Winters - Amazon - (contemporary, dad's best friend, forced proximity through roommates, age gap, daddy/brat boy (no age play), BDSM, domestic tasks) - 7 hrs 52 min
  • Cooper (Blue Collar Daddies #3) by Jacki James, narrated by Kirt Graves - Amazon - (contemporary, age gap, landscapetrust fund baby, daddy/brat boy) - 4 hrs 51 min
  • Relay (Changing Lanes #1) by Layla Reyne, narrated by Nick J. Russo - Amazon - (contemporary, print pub. in 2018, second chance - exes, rivals to lovers, Olympic swimming setting) - 7 hrs 13 min
  • Medley (Changing Lanes #2) by Layla Reyne, narrated by Nick J. Russo - Amazon - (contemporary, print pub. in 2018, rookie/veteran, good boy/bad boy on medley relay together, Olympic swimming setting) - 6 hrs 36 min
  • Dead Draw: A Marriage of Convenience Gay Romantic Suspense (Perfect Play #1) by Layla Reyne, narrated by Christian Leatherman - Amazon - (contemporary, marriage of convenience, FBI special agents trying to stop an enemy, widowesingle dad, mystery/suspense) - 7 hrs 8 min
  • Bad Bishop: A Marriage of Convenience Gay Romantic Suspense (Perfect Play #2) by Layla Reyne, narrated by Christian Leatherman - Amazon - (contemporary, established couple, series must be read in order, FBI agents, solve mystery of boss' framing for crime, continued mystery from book 1) - 6 hrs 45 min
  • King Hunt: A Marriage of Convenience Gay Romantic Suspense (Perfect Play #3) by Layla Reyne, narrated by Christian Leatherman - Amazon - (contemporary, established couple, series must be read in order, mystery continued from books 1 & 2, FBI agents) - 6 hrs 2 min
  • Ghostly Awakening (Ghostly #1) by E.M. Leya, narrated by Greg D. Barnett - Amazon - (paranormal, medical examinedetective, ME can see ghosts, mystery investigation, slowest of slow burns (multi book series)) - 6 hrs 39 min
Other Queer Romance
  • In the Roses of Pieria (Blood Files #1) by Anna Burke, narrated by Savannah Rivers - Amazon - (FF, contemporary fantasy, gothic, dark academia, translating centuries old epistolary romance) - 11 hrs 15 min
  • Bloodline by Jenn Alexander, narrated by Quinn Riley - Amazon - (FF, paranormal, human/vampire, coffee shop ownenight nurse, vampires are a secret in the society, saving coffee shop by marketing to vampires) - 7 hrs 6 min
  • Car Pool by Karin Kallmaker, narrated by Ellie Gossage - Amazon - (FF, contemporary at time of pub. in 1993, dislike to lovers, forced proximity, rich/poor, taking down a cheating company, grief, coming out) - 6 hrs 25 min
  • Truly, Madly, Deeply by Alexandria Bellefleur, narrated by Lauren Sweet - Amazon - (MF, contemporary, bi 4 bi, divorce lawyer & romance novelist doing a relationship advice podcast, he's down hard, antagonists to lovers) - 9 hrs 33 min
  • Push (Love Is Love #1) by Nyla K, narrated by Liam DiCosmio, Zachary Zaba & Rose Dioro - Amazon - (MMF, contemporary, poly, taboo, mom/dad/daughter's boyfriend, M/M insta love/lust, bi awakening) - 19 hrs 24 min
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2024.04.27 17:13 Medium_Aardvark7409 Just turned 21

I just turned 21, and am looking for a good drink to buy, I don’t really want anything hard ( no vodka,whiskey etc) I am looking for something like Smirnoff ice,or the jack Daniels southern peach tea but wanna try something new that’s fruity or has a lot of flavor!
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2024.04.27 05:02 hillary_____k Current collection 🤍

Current collection 🤍
Would love to hear recs based off my collection and current note obsessions: ambrette, carrot seed, vanilla, tea, cardamom, musk, matcha, pink pepper.
Frags listed from left to right 🙂 - Loewe Woman 001 - Kiehl’s Original Musk - Narciso Rodriguez For Her EDT - Narciso Rodriguez For Her EDP - Clean Reserve Radiant Nectar - Clean Reserve Sparkling Sugar - Maison Margiela Replica By The Fireplace - Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club - Maison Margiela Replica Coffee Break - Jusbox Cheeky Smile - Byredo G***** Water - Etat Libre d’Orange She Was An Anomaly - Glossier You - Phlur Missing Person - Zara Vanilla Vibration - Issey Miyake A Drop d’Issey - Commodity Gold - Commodity Velvet - Commodity Milk - Liis Ethereal Wave - Lush Rose Jam
Travel sprays: - Maven Made Palm Springs - Maven Made Savannah - Commodity Velvet - Phlur Father Figure - Clean Reserve Sparkling Sugar - Narciso Rodriguez For Her EDT - By Rosie Jane Rosie oil - Lush Pansy - Clean Reserve Skin - Dedcool Taunt - Juliette Has A Gun Not a Perfume - Nette Thé Vanilla - Glossier You rollerball - Narciso Rodriguez Pure Musc
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2024.04.26 17:41 Schneetmacher Nui Cobalt Critters 2024!

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Our new Critters collection will be live Friday, 4/26 at 11:11am Pacific / 2:11pm Eastern. Our Gamers will retire after Wednesday, May 8th
Without further ado, here's a sneak peek of NCD's newest creations!
Chief Executive Occultist
Nui Cobalt Designs
~ Golden Retriever ~
A warm, affectionate blend for mood management and gentle grounding. Sunflower, amber resin, budding dogwood, fenugreek, and fresh-baked bread. Wear to release tension and find ease.
~ Red Admiral Butterfly ~
A piquant aroma to keep you alert to signs from the Universe. Blood orange, nasturtium flower, coriander, subtle blackwood, wild strawberry, and fresh garden basil. Wear to connect with Guidance and clearly receive its messages.
~ Black Swan ~
An enigmatic air, sui generis and darkly elegant Smooth tobacco, wild violet, humid black orchid, Peru balsam, clove bud, and a touch of star anise. Wear to honor your unique self and embrace your eccentricities.
~ Red Wolf ~
A sultry sibling of our dearly departed Grey Wolf. Skin-warmed suede, sweet cedar resin, saffron, red santal, and glowing ginger. Wear to inspire passionate ardor and carnal delights.
~ Ladybug ~
A lucky little number to steer you toward good fortune. Tomato leaf, fresh ginger root, Pink Lady apple, and oak sap dotted with mulberry. Wear to align yourself with the most benevolent happenstance.
~ Harlequin Rabbit ~
A sassy spin on our beloved Little Brown Rabbit. Nutmeg and tonka bean nuzzle up against toasted marshmallow, auburn cashmere, white pepper, black tea, and a trace of carrot seed. Wear to elevate confidence and spark a bit of moxie.
~ Black Sheep ~
A fluffy scent for comfort and connection. Clean lamb's wool accord, myrrh resin, black seed, ambrette, and barely a whisper of oudh. Wear for support in finding your people and a true sense of belonging.
~ Capybara ~
A fresh, living redolence to shake off shyness and dissolve social anxiety. Crisp aquatic greens, allspice, feijoa, acai blossom, ylang, and yuzu. Wear to inspire friendliness and support a sense of calm.
Discovery sets: We will have sample sets available for all eight the new Critters 2024 perfume oils.
Returning favorites:
Please note: returning scents are in very limited quantities and once sold out may not be available again.
~ Barred Owl ~
The scent of twilight intrigue. Vanilla-infused pipe tobacco, nutmeg, honeyed oats, tan suede, bronze musk, a touch of Australian sandalwood, and a dark heart of ebony. Wear to commune with otherworldly beings and seductive spirits of night. * Please note: this scent contains cinnamon and should be avoided by those with cinnamon sensitivities.
~ Black Mamba ~
A collaborative blend inspired by the illustrious Adele Tantalo of Ophidian Grove. Ethiopian frankincense, acacia wood, golden savannah grasses, jackal berry, coriander, and agarwood. Wear this warm scent to remember your power, conjure your courage, and stand up to those who would make the fatal mistake of mistreating you.
~ Blossom Bat ~
A buoyant scent for foresight and strategic thinking. Humid rainforest blossoms laden with nectar, dense moss, passionfruit, black fig, and bamboo. Wear to dodge predicaments and navigate complexities with effortless grace.
~ Copper Fox ~
A shrewd blend for wit, resourcefulness, and acumen. Warm chai with steamed almond milk nestled in sumptuous cashmere, crimson musk, sarsaparilla, and budding birch.
~ Crow ~
A clever concoction to sharpen the senses. Inky oudh, dry Mission fig, black walnut, velvety sweet pipe tobacco, dark patchouli, a subtle suggestion of shade-grown violet, and a single silver pine needle. Wear for help in solving riddles and clearing confusion.
~ Eastern Chipmunk ~
A sweet scent for stability, comfort, and to attract earthly delights. Pecans and pistachios with Moroccan spiced coffee, black fig preserves, and roasted marshmallow. Wear when you need to gather resources and optimize your abundance.
~ Fennec Fox ~
This sparkling scent conjures warm winds and sunlit dunes. Blush sandalwood, amber resin, antique Egyptian cotton touched with saffron, spiced peach preserves, and sweet cedar resin. Wear to prioritize joy and ignite your sense of play.
~ Glasswing Butterfly ~
A diaphanous veil of coconut water, elderflower, moonlit gardenia, silver musk, green lavender, and a slender twist of lime. Wear to perceive the Other realms. It can serve to enhance dream magic, trance work, and meditation.
~ Goat ~
A collaborative creation born of one particularly hilarious discussion in the Nui Cobalt fan group. Sweet labdanum and myrrh resins, Himalayan cedarwood, white grapes, green amber, olive leaf, high-altitude lavender, and lemon verbena. Wear to repel all manner of trolls, and stand firm in the knowledge that you are indeed the greatest of all time.
~ Honey Badger 2024 ~
A fierce ally in any fight. Black amber, raw honey, smoked maple wood, and cardamom-infused cream. Wear to ignite courage and burn away anxiety.
~ Lilac Rabbit ~
A youthful cousin of our beloved Little Brown Rabbit. Nutmeg and tonka bean nuzzle up against toasted marshmallow, carrot seed, summerweight cotton, allspice, and pale lilac in a smooth fur accord. Wear to illuminate the solar plexus chakra, stir the creative juices, and recapture childlike wonder.
~ Little Brown Rabbit ~
An auspicious blend for abundance and great good fortune. Nutmeg and tonka bean nuzzle up against fluffy marshmallow, cottonflower, pink pepper, and a trace of carrot seed.
~ Little White Rabbit ~
A chic, contemporary twist on our beloved Little Brown Rabbit. Nutmeg and tonka bean nuzzle up against cottonflower, white peppercorn, clove, vanilla marshmallow creme, pale blue cashmere, carrot seed, and honeyed almond. Wear for cool confidence, grace, and poise.
~ Raccoon ~
A playful blend to balance instinct with ingenuity. Sepia cashmere, guaiac wood, Egyptian amber, Copaiba balsam, golden musk, a twinkle of coriander, blonde oudh, resinous Himalayan cedar, and myrrh. Wear for self-reliance, adaptability, and creative problem solving.
~ River Otter ~
A scent that manages to be at once sleek and cuddly. Languid amber accents dark patchouli and sandalwood with Peru balsam and teak while balancing the playful sweetness of homemade maple fudge. Wear when you feel like a nice long snuggle.
~ Siberian Tiger ~
An elegant balance of warm and cool, light and dark, strength and tenderness. It announces its presence with the salty roasted corn scent of mighty paws, then mellows into white sandalwood, sweet oudh, balsam fir resin, gorgeous golden musk, and a trace of blue lotus. Wear to call upon the fiercely loving protection of your guides and allies in spirit.
~ Silver Fox ~
An elegant blend for charm, eloquence, and decorum. White tea with honey and rice milk, almond macaron, soft grey cashmere and cool woodland musk. Wear when you must put your best foot forward and make a positive impression.
~ Sugar Glider ~
A gentle blend to guide you toward good friends and kindred spirits. Raw cotton, sugar cane, flannel flower, macadamia nut, pearblossom, palest musk, and dandelion puff. Wear to attract compassionate people and nourish lasting connections.
~ White-Tailed Deer ~
A blend for peace, tranquility, and bountiful blessings. Soft brown suede, golden musk, wild forest berries, and roasted chestnuts dusted with maple sugar.
Archive Scents - Last chance!
These perfume oils will not be re-blended this year, only remaining stock will be available for purchase.
~ Akhal-Teke ~
An exquisite essence for poise and grace. Fine ecru suede, raw silk, pearl musk, white amber, precious Hawaiian sandalwood, and creamy pistachio. Wear for calm confidence in all matters.
~ Black-Capped Chickadee ~
A vibrant melange to refresh the mind and expand perspective. Dogwood saplings, cedar resin, the tang of young stone fruits: still tiny and green, sugar maple, pine nuts, and barely-thawed soil. Wear for keen insight and mental clarity. It illuminates key details that often go unnoticed.
~ Elf Owl ~
A bright concoction of liatrix, yellow sandalwood, beach-tumbled teak, solar musk, crushed coriander, and a scant pinch of pale cinnamon. Wear to pierce the gloom, brighten the mood, and lift the spirits * Please note, this scent contains cinnamon and should be avoided by those with cinnamon sensitivities.
~ Great Eared Nightjar ~
A deeply resinous scent to root you firmly in your power. Labdanum, sweet myrrh, pipe tobacco, guaiac wood, dragon’s blood, blackcurrant, and santal. Wear for an effortless sense of stability and self-confidence.
~ Opossum ~
A bold nocturnal potion of Hatian amyris, soft black suede, red patchouli, freshly-turned earth, copal resin, and Peru balsam. Wear to sharpen your instincts, heighten intuition, and trust your gut.
~ Screaming Hairy Armadillo ~
A quirky scent to highlight your uniqueness. Warm spices, desert sand, foraged pods of wild honey mesquite trees, black teakwood, and golden amber resin. Wear to stand out in a crowd and highlight your most unusual attributes.
We will once again be donating a portion of the Critters collection proceeds to the following animal charities:
Ocean Conservancy - "Working with you to protect the ocean from today’s greatest global challenges. Together, we create science-based solutions for a healthy ocean and the wildlife and communities that depend on it."
World Wildlife Fund - "For 60 years, WWF has worked to help people and nature thrive.As the world’s leading conservation organization, WWF works in nearly 100 countries. At every level, we collaborate with people around the world to develop and deliver innovative solutions that protect communities, wildlife, and the places in which they live."
Ohio Wildlife Center - "Dedicated to fostering awareness and appreciation of Ohio’s native wildlife through rehabilitation, education and wildlife health studies."
Our Gekks [sic] & Gamers collection will retire after Wednesday 5/8.
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2024.04.26 15:16 Vibrant_Safaris Honeymoon Safari in Uganda with Gorillas

Our 7-day majestic honeymoon safari will take you on an unforgettable journey through some of Uganda’s most iconic destinations. From the bustling city of Kampala to the majestic Queen Elizabeth National Park, the breathtaking Bwindi Impenetrable Forest, and the serene Lake Bunyonyi, this safari promises to be an experience of a lifetime. Get ready to immerse yourself in the beauty of nature and create memories that will last forever.
Day 1: Transfer from Kampala to Queen Elizabeth National Park
Your adventure begins as you depart from the vibrant city of Kampala and head towards the magnificent Queen Elizabeth National Park. Located in southwestern Uganda, this park is renowned for its diverse wildlife, including elephants, lions, buffalos, and a variety of bird species. The journey itself is a feast for the eyes, as you drive through picturesque landscapes and witness the rural beauty of Uganda. Upon reaching the park, settle into your accommodation and prepare for an exciting day ahead.
Accommodation: Buffalo Safari Lodge
Meals Plan: Lunch and Dinner
Day 2: Game Drive and Boat Cruise
Rise and shine as you embark on a thrilling game drive through Queen Elizabeth National Park. With the guidance of experienced rangers, venture deep into the wilderness and witness the beauty of nature up close. Keep your eyes peeled for sightings of lions, leopards, hyenas, and other fascinating creatures that call this park their home. As the sun begins to set, embark on a boat cruise along the Kazinga Channel. Marvel at the sight of hippos, crocodiles, and a myriad of bird species that inhabit the shores of this waterway. This day promises to be a true wildlife extravaganza.
Accommodation: Buffalo Safari Lodge
Meals Plan: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Day 3: Early Morning Game Drive and Relax in Queen Elizabeth National Park
Start your day with an early morning game drive, as the animals are most active during this time. Witness the sunrise over the savannah and listen to the symphony of nature awakening. Capture breathtaking photographs and create memories that will last a lifetime. After the game drive, take some time to relax and soak in the tranquility of Queen Elizabeth National Park. Enjoy the lush greenery, the fresh air, and the peaceful ambiance that surrounds you. This is the perfect opportunity to reflect on the incredible experiences you’ve had so far.
Accommodation: Buffalo Safari Lodge
Meals Plan: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Day 4: Transfer from Queen Elizabeth National Park to Bwindi
Bid farewell to Queen Elizabeth National Park as you embark on a scenic journey to Bwindi Impenetrable Forest. This UNESCO World Heritage Site is famous for its population of endangered mountain gorillas. The drive to Bwindi will take you through rolling hills, tea plantations, and traditional Ugandan villages, offering a glimpse into the local way of life. Upon reaching Bwindi, settle into your accommodation and prepare for an extraordinary encounter with the gentle giants of the forest.
Accommodation: Rusha Gorilla Camp
Meals Plan: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Day 5: Gorilla Trekking and Transfer to Lake Bunyonyi
Today is the day you’ve been waiting for – gorilla trekking in Bwindi Impenetrable Forest. Accompanied by experienced guides, embark on a thrilling adventure through the dense vegetation in search of these magnificent creatures. As you trek through the forest, listen to the sounds of nature, breathe in the fresh mountain air, and marvel at the beauty that surrounds you. When you finally come face to face with a gorilla family, it’s a moment that words cannot describe. Observe their behaviour, capture photographs, and cherish this once-in-a-lifetime experience. After the trek, transfer to the serene Lake Bunyonyi, where you can unwind and reflect on the incredible day.
Accommodation: Bunyonyi Overland
Meals Plan: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Day 6: Relax in Lake Bunyonyi and Boat Cruise
Wake up to the tranquility of Lake Bunyonyi, often referred to as the “Switzerland of Africa.” This picturesque lake is surrounded by rolling hills and dotted with numerous islands, offering a perfect setting for relaxation. Spend the day at leisure, enjoying the breathtaking views, taking refreshing dips in the lake, or simply unwinding on the shores. In the afternoon, embark on a boat cruise to explore the islands of Lake Bunyonyi. Visit the Batwa community, learn about their rich cultural heritage, and immerse yourself in the local way of life. This day is all about rejuvenation and embracing the beauty of nature.
Accommodation: Bunyonyi Overland
Meals Plan: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Day 7: Transfer from Lake Bunyonyi to Kampala
As your safari comes to an end, bid farewell to the tranquil shores of Lake Bunyonyi and embark on your journey back to Kampala. Reflect on the incredible experiences, the breathtaking landscapes, and the unforgettable encounters with wildlife. The drive back to the city will allow you to soak in the final glimpses of Uganda’s natural beauty and bid adieu to this captivating country. Arrive in Kampala with a heart full of memories and a newfound appreciation for the wonders of the natural world.
Meals Plan: Breakfast and Lunch

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2024.04.25 05:48 Dependent_Answer2603 Reviewing my whole collection - DSH Perfume, Death And Floral, Red River Apothecary

Hello! It's been a while since I reviewed! I've been on a bit of a buying freeze -- only getting very specific stuff so I haven't had much to review. I REALLY have to start selling my stuff. I have so much hahaha. Oh, overconsumption. Here are some orders I made before my break!
I recently got my first DSH order after someone mentioned them in one of my comments and to say I’m impressed is kind of an understatement. These scents are SO well-done and there’s SO MUCH to choose from. The site can be overwhelming and I don’t know what I’m doing but here are reviews of the fragrances I got from my sample pack! She’s very generous with the samples. I actually think that DSH might be my new go-to house for now on. The prices are great, I love the TAT, and I can get so many formats for the scents I like without being stuck with oils which is what I'm looking for. Dawn is also super nice!
I think I’m gonna stick with them moving forward and a few others. Gonna become like the BPAL girlies hahaa.
The descriptions don’t focus on the notes so I’d go to the site and read through them to get a better idea.
Avocado Toast — The Hipster Skin Scent — A fresh green, delicately creamy opening relaxes into a bed of toasty warmth. A wonderfully comforting skin scent with just the right amount of sweetness.
This is an INSTANT favorite. I didn’t know what to expect but I HAD to try because I was curious and it’s just so good. It doesn’t smell like avocados at all it just invokes the buttery and green energy. It’s very hard to describe but I’m obsessed and I will absolutely be full sizing. It’s a nice low-key everyday scent that is just very sweet and light. I actually wear it fairly often which is tough with ALL the samples I have.
Je Suis La Lune - A luminous jasmine floral perfume with a ‘pearl-like’ quality. It is milky, and tropical, with a warm spice nuance in the drydown
This is a wonderful Jasmine that has this tropical feel that makes it such a great unexpected summer scent. It’s very light and a little spicy. Perfect for a daily scent during the spring and summer. It’s really unique and fun and I’m again obsessed.
I would totally full size this and I’m keeping it!
Mahjoun - Based on a Moroccan delicacy of exotic spices, flower buds, desert fruits, sensuous honey and precious woods, Mahjoun is filled with the life of the bazaar by day and the depth of a Marrakesh night. It is simply divine.
This is really spicy and sexy. Another honey perfume for my honey bracket fight but this one just feels really high end and expensive, like for a hot date. I think I wanna put it in my roller bottle because it’s not sampling that well from the vial. I need to roll it on.
Keeping! Love it!
Burnt Sugar Vanilla - Just the right balance of creamy vanilla to the dark, burnt sugar note. Sweet and gourmand without the toothache. Seductive, not juvenile.
This is a nice vanilla but it’s a little too simple for me. It’s very much a “I just smell good” vanilla and it’s a little too faint for me but it would be a great scent for layering.
Keeping, wouldn’t full size but I do like it!
Cimabue - Our “saffron étude”; Ciambue is a softly spiced, saffron perfume with a rich vanillic sandalwood basenote.
This is a gorgeous unexpected fall scent that you think you understand but the saffron gives it a little something extra that makes it feel less like a typical fall spiced scent!
Keeping!
I also finally got my Death And Floral order. I don’t think I’ll order from Death And Floral again. These scents were okay but not for the extremely long TAT and lack of communication around it.
I got the extra-strength vials and I can’t really tell the difference but idk.
Vampire Market — Freshly steamed rice, juicy blood orange, open-air night market spices
I thought I LOVED this but now I don’t. It was an instant “full size” but I learned my lesson from this and Haus of gloi’s tonka to wear a scent for a while before grabbing it! I’m not a huge fan of the smell now but maybe it will grow on me. Might be one of my first full size destashes but I can’t imagine I was out of my mind when I was so into it before? The steamed rice smells a little too strong now. So weird!
Sweet Tea In The Summer — Honey and sugar swirling in iced tea, white florals, ginger, coconut cream, Egyptian musk
This was a blind buy but I do really like it. I have to roll on a LOT to have the notes come through so I don’t know if it’s extra strength but it’s for sure something I’ll wear! I love the blend and how it all comes together.
Keeping!
Flowers Growing Through Concrete - Green clovers and fresh grass, cucumbers, spring hyacinths.
I was surprised that I enjoyed this. I haven’t gotten anything with a cucumber note but it adds some crispiness to this that I enjoy! It’s very springy and more floral then I’m used to so it’s a nice mind opener
Speaking of LONG waits, my Red River Apothecary order came in. I don’t know if I’ll ever order from this brand again either but these samples are really, really good. There is a richness to these scents I didn’t expect? Very juicy. Does anyone know about longevity? I’m off most oils but I’m curious about these
Masala - Strong black tea leaves, chi spices and a gorgeous vanilla bean accord ☕️
I love this. It’s a unique chai tea because it’s not as milky as the other ones tend to be. Very straight forward and delicious. It’s a little syrupy then you first put it on but it mellows out
*Biloxi Perfume Oil - Fresh blueberry together with a sweet tea accord 🫐 🫖
This one is a little too sweet for me but the blending is nice. The blueberry smells more “fake” but it does fit with how blue berry really smells!
Savannah Perfume Oil - Juicy Georgia peaches, white tea, ginger and a pinch of sugar 🍑
SUMMER in a bottle. It’s very sweet and gives “you are delicious darling” energy. Reminds me of harlot from Lovesick witchery.
Love these but yeah that TAT is brutallllll
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2024.04.25 04:25 Bessie_Sue Savannah’s LIVE tea

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2024.04.22 17:42 -cloak-and-dagger- My New Years Resolution - Buy Cokie some outdoor cameras (January 3, 2024)

Happy New Year, my debaucherous little devils. Miss me? I know you all thought I grew tired of my little project, since you haven't heard from me in ages! But, never fear, dears. I could never leave you. And, just remember, just because I don't write about something now doesn't mean I won't write about it later.
Now! Let's get on with the show.
In an attempt to get everyone to like her, Cokie Mason threw a lavish, over the top party - although she kept insisting it was called a soiree. No, Cokes. That's what Logan will throw once he's finally rid of your crazy ass. We'll all join in support. In fact, we're all surprised it hasn't happened yet, but we doubt anyone is more surprised than SugarBear Brent and Number 2 Nolan.
She insisted everyone wear masquerade masks, because apparently we were all just cast in 2004’s A Cinderella Story. But judging by the way she was stomping around, screeching and shouting at everyone - including poor Logan - this might have been yet another remake of Jurassic Park instead.
Because no one in this town is allowed to be single or go without a New Years kiss, there was also a “match the ribbon” game, which is about as juvenile and ridiculous as it can get. Naturally, the entire idea was Grace's. Good job, sweetie. The point of the game was to find your match and kiss them at midnight. But some of us did a little bit more than that, didn't we? Let's dive in.
Everyone was dressed to the nines, which was to be expected, but some girls might need a bit of a refresher on what that actually means. Lingerie is not formal wear - looking at you, Jenny and Kara. But, really, what do we expect from the two girls whose combined body counts could fill the Calvary Cemetery? These two definitely missed the "more is more" memo, and I think we all know what colour underwear they were wearing. I'm kidding. We know they don’t bother with a pesky barrier like underwear.
Stoneybrook’s very own Hell’s Angels showed up in masks, but not the ski masks they generally wear while they rip off wallets and CDs. TJ even decided to get dressed up - likely in an attempt to convince his sweet little virgin that he’s actually a responsible, law-abiding citizen. Come on TJ. We all know Lauren is as naïve as a six year old, but do you really think a button down shirt - likely with the security tag still attached - is going to get her to believe you’re not a worthless piece of trash?
If anyone should have been wearing funeral clothes, it should have been Ice Pick. Sources say Sabrina all but maimed him when he dared to show up in her presence in - gasp - denim jeans. Hey, Sabs? I think it’s a step up from the handcuffs he’s usually wearing - and I don’t mean while he’s in bed with Jacqui.
Speaking of Jacqui, she decided to skip out on this party for something better. One can only assume “something better” in Jax-speak is “a gutter behind the sewage plant”. I’d like to say we missed her, but I think the only ones longing for her company - aka, her vagina - are King and Ice.
Since Austin and Stacey broke up - on Taylor Swift’s birthday, no less - my inbox has been flooded with details about these two. Honestly, we all knew this was coming. And we all knew why. Reporting on it would be like saying “Katie Lopez is a slut” or “Meg Jardin has huge jugs”. Really, what’s the point? But you guys are so obsessed with them, and since I’ll do anything to keep my readers happy, I’ll dish on this.
Stacey, clearly not happy with the consequences of her actions, accosted Austin at the party to “talk”. Judging by the dress she was barely wearing, she expected to do a lot more with her mouth than talk. But Austin wasn’t taking the bait. He cussed Stacey out, made her cry, and then got drunk. But Stacey, on the other hand… well, if you didn’t notice her and her little revenge dress parading around the party after talking to Austin, no, your eyes weren’t playing tricks on you. Boy Crazy Stacey ran all the way home… but if you think she spent the evening alone, think again. Hey, speaking of crazy… where was Robert? I’ll give you two guesses, but you only need one.
Speaking of Robert - I mean, the Wish version - Bob and Sheila were once again looking cute and cosy… until they weren’t. It happened so quickly, my sources didn’t even have time to assume their positions. Hey, Cokie - you need some Hi-Def cameras outside. People don’t give a fuck about the food you serve, but rather, the tea.
From what we can gather, Sheila and RoberTemu were fine, until they went outside. Unfortunately - damn you, Cokie - we don’t know what was said, but one of them ended things with the other. Sheila immediately left the party (or did she?) and Bob stayed and did unmentionable things with questionable people (kidding, they’re 100% mentionable… stay tuned…) so I’ll leave it up to you, my darling fans, to come to a conclusion on your own. But, don’t worry, Sheila. Bobby Hensen is single. And Justin Roberts. We know your type, babe - and it’s not just falling for guys who don’t want you. We know it won’t be long before you’re flirting with another guy while insisting you’re not a slut.
On the topic of girls who insist they aren’t a slut, Mad and Harry appear to be finished, but they also appeared to be alone in a bedroom. So… I suppose we get to watch the two of them dry hump at the next party, before spending the next month shooting glares at each other from across the room. Rinse, repeat. It’s beyond embarrassing at this point, Mad. Have some respect for yourself. Harry sure isn’t going to give you that.
Dorianne showed up in a revenge dress even more scandalous than Stacey’s. She was clearly on a mission to get Irv to regret being with Emily, or to show off the freckle on her left bum cheek. Either way, Irv definitely noticed, and the two of them were spotted in a quiet but not so secluded hallway, thisclose to making a little Dirv Jr. That is, until they were interrupted by the lumbering oaf himself, Clarence King. Maybe he was just looking for a quiet place for himself and…
Penny, obviously. These two can’t seem to keep away from each other, even though Penny is dating Mr. Perfect(ly Fine) Pete, and King is incessantly humping anything with tits. But the two of them were spotted together in the kitchen, where Penny decided she must touch King and fix his hair. Okay, Pen. We didn't know you had such high aspirations of becoming a hairstylist. And King, remember when you had your fingers up Sabrina’s twat? What happened to that guy? Whipped, and for a girl who’s not even yours. But, if Peaches keeps this up, she might be back on the market before too long.
Jo Deford has basically had a personality transplant, to go along with those boobs of hers that have finally grown in. We used to think the sluttiest one in the Deford-Weller household was Penny, but wow Jo, you’ve surpassed your step-sis by miles. Everyone knows you’ve been fucking Butch - because you tell anyone who’ll listen. I’m sure your homeroom teacher even knows the details. And I know you thought wearing a Saran Wrap dress would get his attention - and maybe it did, for a minute. But… we all saw him leave. And we all saw him kissing someone who wasn’t you at midnight. You might think you’re special, but… this is Butch. You’re not. He does a lot more than kissing with a lot more than you. Gee, I almost feel bad reporting on this. It’s like kicking a puppy. A puppy with great tits and loose morals.
Mary Anne showed up to Cokie's hoe-down, though not with pitchforks and torches. We’ll save those for Dawn the next time the cafeteria serves beef. No, Mary Anne showed up with Howie, her new boyfriend and the biggest snoozefest since Malex stopped pretending to hate each other. And, naturally, since Mary Anne and Howie are so new and in that blissed out, honeymoon phase, they spent all night laughing and talking on the couch. Oh… wait… * checks notes *. My mistake. Mary Anne was on the couch, but Howie seemed to look an awful lot like Cary Retlin. Not that there’s anything wrong with a boy and a girl laughing together on a couch… if that’s all it was…
Peter and Hannah fought. I feel like I could end the report just like that. Similarly with Staustin breaking up, who cares? These two won’t be far behind. I don’t think I’ve ever seen either one of them without a scowl on their faces. It’s more than just a bit of annoyance - these two hate each other. And, after the fight at the party - where it sounds like Peter didn’t compliment Hannah enough, or in the right way, or with the right words - these two might be dunzo. For the sake of all our sanity, I hope so.
One midnight rolled around, all of the lucky (desperate?) ribbon holders found their matches. While some of the matches were hilarious - Jenny the Whore and Saunders the Bore, Momma Steph and Daddy Todd - some of them were so into each other, you could practically smell the secretions. And, despite the masks, we know who everyone was paired up with. Job perk.
Butch and Zoe were dry humping each other into oblivion, when one of them had the mindset to, oh, I don’t know… remove the mask. Once they both realised who the other was, they remembered they hated each other. Oh, right. We’ve heard that one before. So, when’s the wedding?
Newbie Slut Jo immediately saw Butch and Zoe and did what any insanely jealous chick would do - grab the closest guy and try to make the one you actually care about jealous. But, despite playing tonsil hockey with Steve Randazzo and making him grab her ass, Butch didn’t appear to see Jo at all. Better luck next time, Ho. I mean, Jo.
Literal minutes after Sheila “left the party”, Bob stumbled in Tallie Brennan’s general direction and practically face planted onto her lips. The two of them were causing quite a scene before disappearing upstairs. Even Malik would be able to figure out what went on behind that closed door. Tallie, I know you and Sheila both play softball, but she’s got a hell of a lot more experience with balls and bitches than you do. You’re about to learn the meaning of FAFO, girl.
But, Tallie might be in luck. Sources say after Sheila left the party, she didn’t go far, and ended up sitting on the front porch with Aaron Albright the rest of the evening. While they allegedly just “talked” and definitely didn’t drunkenly stumble into any bedrooms, maybe Sheila doesn’t give a fuck where Bob dips his stick. Fun fact: take a guess what Aaron’s middle name is? I can’t make this up, people!
Despite being an unimaginable, self-righteous bore, Saunders seemed to like what Jenny was bringing to the table - like thousands of guys before him had discovered. My sources lost track of them after midnight, but something tells me they weren't hiding out in a quiet place to talk. It's nice getting your ding-dong played with, isn't it?
Cary kissed Mad and Harry kissed Savannah, but we all know those pairs didn’t leave the party together. Like I said above, Mad. It’s just embarrassing at this point. You’re worse than Jo, and that’s saying a lot. Find someone who actually wants to commit to you, and stop following Harry around like a little lost puppy. And Harry, leading girls on is for kids. Maybe it’s time you grow up. You know all too well what it’s like to be hurt, don’t you?
In an interesting turn of events, both Irv and Emily - who are, for some reason, in a relationship - took ribbons from Grace’s Bowl of Wonders and each ended up with the person they used to want to kiss - Ross and Dori. Dorianne actually apologised to Emily on her way out, but considering how she was absolutely feasting on Irv at midnight, was this really a sincere apology? We all know she’s a somewhat decent actress. Or was she just trying to make herself feel better for grinding another girl’s boyfriend into a fine mist? Or for giving that boyfriend a sense of false hope?
One member of this fucked up little foursome who didn’t seem to give a shit that Emily has a boyfriend was ol’ Spaghetti Arms himself, Ross Brown. While Ross should have been terrified that Irv would crush him with his pinky finger (the man is dumber than a sack of hammers, but definitely doesn’t skip arm day. Or his steroid injection), he seemed to happily accept Emily's advances. And why wouldn't he? It's not like the ladies are lining up to suck face with Ross Brown. I would imagine even Shawna would turn him down. Ha, oh wait. She doesn't know how to do that.
Speaking of our favourite dumb blonde - well, one of them, anyway - Shawna was paired with her bestie Tequila Taylor's ex, Bart Taylor. Considering Bart has somehow caught the attention of SDS transplants Meg and Greer, we don't know why he was searching for someone else to kiss, but maybe he's trying to up his chances that someone will want to kiss him. Why, we don't know. But, don't worry, Sauced-Suz. Shawna is your friend. Of course she turned Bart down. Oh. Oh wait. Nope, she absolutely did not, and the two shared a midnight kiss. They didn't check one another for cavities like Ballie or Dirv, but a kiss is a kiss. Keep your eyes on Jeremy, Suz. Shawna’s hungry.
Yes, it appears the “Most Likely To End Up On An Episode Of Intervention” from our graduating class managed to find a dark corner to snog with Jeremy Rudolph. Either that, or she was puking all over his too-tight (but I'm not complaining) shirt. That's her kink, Jer. Buckle up, it's a wild ride when the Sloppopotamus is behind the wheel.
After connecting during a boring as fuck game of beer pong after the State Championship game, Austin seems to have found himself a reStace-ment - see what I did there? Andrea Kirkland is the complete Anti-Stacey, and judging by the way Staustin ended things, it's exactly what Austin needs. The two of them shared a sweet-ish midnight kiss, and managed not to scream at each other in the process. Enjoy the low-key romance, Austin. Or will you be bored to tears? Stay tuned.
Before I bid you all farewell, I have one question for you - did you see the new, sparkly ring on Margie Greene’s left hand? It appears everyone's favourite Toxic Twosome is about to make a trip down the aisle - assuming they can get to the altar without breaking up again. Hey, Margie. You're glowing. When does the Twosome become a Threesome? And I'm not talking about the kind Marty wishes you would join him and Corinne in. But true love conquers all, doesn't it? Good luck. You're gonna need it.
Until next time, my darling douchebags! Xoxo 😘
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2024.04.19 10:12 MrSquav Unleashing the Lion Within: How to Dominate the Digital Savannah with Simba's Five Forces

Alright, my fellow content crusaders, let's veer off the beaten path of the tired old "create great content and THEY will come!" mantra, because let's face it - the internet is a wild, untamed beast! It's a virtual jungle out there, and you need more than just a pretty piece of content to survive in the digital wilderness.
Have you noticed how digital marketing, especially the often overlooked gem that is content marketing, doesn't get the respect it deserves? It's like the quirky cousin at the family reunion - everyone knows they are cool, but they don't always get a seat at the grown-up table. While other industries have textbooks thicker than a an old-school phonebook, digital marketing seems to get shoved aside like last year's iPhone model. But this might change, for I am on a noble quest to change that narrative.
My new book, Clickonomics, is here to hopefully shake up the status quo with fresh ideas, innovative frameworks, and tools that will not only revolutionize how we approach internet marketing but will also make the skeptics sit up and take notice. I will take some extracts from the book and post them here.
First new idea: Simba's Five Forces
Picture yourself as Simba the Lion King on the digital savannah. The sun beats down on the pixelated landscape, and beneath the buzzing of social media notifications, you hear it: the distant roar of competition. Other businesses, content creators, and aspiring influencers are circling like hungry hyenas, all vying for attention within the vast expanse of the World Wide Web. This, my friend, is the thrilling, chaotic, and sometimes cutthroat realm of marketing on the internet or as we clickonomists say, competing for attention.
But fear not! For you are no helpless little cub, destined to be left behind by the relentless stampede of online trends. You, the savvy content marketer, have stumbled upon a powerful tool – your survival guide to navigating the online jungle.
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Simba's Five Forces.
Now, before you start groaning and rolling your eyes at the mention of another marketing framework, let me assure you - this isn't just some dusty theory cooked up by academics who still think Myspace is the latest social media craze. No, no, my friend, Simba's Five Forces are inspired by something far more exciting than your average business school jargon. We are talking about the OG of business strategic thinking here - the one and only Porter's Five Forces. Simba's Five Forces (SFF for short) is not just standing on the shoulders of giants, it's practically riding on their backs like a boss! I mean, Porter's Five Forces has been the backbone of business strategy since Michael Porter decided to grace us mortals with his wisdom back in 1979 in that Harvard Business Review article “The Five Competitive Forces that Shape Strategy?” Pure gold!
This isn't your run-of-the-mill marketing fluff; this is the real deal. We are talking about competitive forces that can make or break a business, shaping strategies and defining success on the internet. And hey, if it's good enough for Michael Porter and legions of fortune 500 businesses, it's definitely worth a second look.
Think of it this way: the internet is its own kind of ecosystem. It has its predators (established brands with massive followings), its scavengers (those who recycle trendy content), and its adaptable survivors (the ones who roll with the punches and evolve with the ever-changing digital landscape). To thrive in this environment, you need a strategy that taps into both the primal instincts of a lion and the clever resourcefulness of a meerkat.
So, what exactly are these mystical forces?

Force #1: The Threat of New Content – Outsmarting the Deluge on the Internet Jungle
In the kingdom of Clickonomics, the battle for attention is as fierce as lions vying for a prime cut of an antelope. You might think you have crafted a masterpiece of content – a perfectly polished blog post, a hilarious meme, or a viral-worthy video. But wait! Before you unleash your creation into the wild, remember this: the digital savannah is teeming with hungry competitors, constantly churning out fresh content designed to steal your precious audience.
We live in the age of the content deluge. It's estimated that over 2.5 quintillion bytes of data are created every day, much of that in the form of online content. That's the digital equivalent of a hippo stampede, with each new post, video, or tweet threatening to trample your own carefully crafted work into obscurity.
Think of it like this: you are a skilled hunter on the savannah – you have honed your skills, stalked your prey (aka your ideal audience), and prepared the perfect snare. But just as you are about to make your move, an entire pack of newcomers bursts onto the scene, their noisy and haphazard methods scaring away your potential catch. Frustrating, isn't it?
This relentless flood of new content is both the greatest challenge and the greatest opportunity on the internet.
The first rule of surviving the content deluge? Never, ever be a mere copycat. In the oversaturated digital jungle, mimicking what everyone else is doing is a surefire way to be ignored. Remember, back in the glory days of the early internet, a simple text-based web page might have cut it. These days, that's the digital equivalent of showing up to a cocktail party in sweatpants – technically, you are dressed, but you are definitely not making an impression.
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Instead, your mission is to offer something unique, a piece of content that stands tall like a majestic giraffe against the backdrop of the digital plains. Embrace the power of niche – focus on becoming an expert in a specific area, providing the kind of in-depth knowledge your audience craves. Carve out your specialized watering hole, and soon, your thirsty audience will flock to you.
It might be tempting to panic and think, "I need to churn out content faster!" But resist the urge to sacrifice quality for speed. Think of the infamous tortoise and the hare fable. Slow, steady, and strategic wins the race in the online world too. One thoughtfully written insightful article can leave a longer-lasting impact than ten hastily thrown-together social media posts.
Instead of aiming to be everywhere at once, select a few key content platforms at first, and focus on creating content that truly shines there. Remember, your audience would rather see one truly remarkable piece of content per week than mediocre filler content on a daily basis.
Understanding the rhythm of your audience is vital to content mastery. Imagine yourself as a zebra at a watering hole. Visit at the wrong time, and you might find it dried up, or worse, swarming with lurking crocodiles. Similarly, posting the most amazing article at 3 AM when your audience is fast asleep is a recipe for digital crickets.
Analyse when your target audience is most active online. Tools for social media analytics are your best friend here. Publish strategically, so your content has a fighting chance against the deluge, instead of getting swept away unnoticed.
The best news? Not all content is destined to be swept away by the tides of the internet. Invest in creating 'evergreen' content – content that remains valuable long past their publish date. Think in-depth guides packed with practical tips, curated resource lists, or thought leadership pieces that tackle timeless problems in your industry. These are your content workhorses, attracting new audience members long after they are first created.
Of course, even evergreens need some maintenance. Periodically revisit your best-performing older content. Update any statistics, add fresh examples, or improve the formatting. This demonstrates that you are invested in providing the most up-to-date value, earning you serious trust with your audience.
Let's address the big elephant in the digital room: AI content generation tools like OpenAI’s ChatGPT, Microsoft’s Co-Pilot and Google’s Gemini. These have the potential to revolutionize the content creation game, giving smaller businesses and solo content creators a fighting chance against big business. AI can help you generate ideas, whip up attention-grabbing headlines, create image variations, and even draft scripts for videos – it can do so much more!
However, as with any powerful tool, AI in the wrong hands can be dangerous. It's tempting to fall into the trap of churning out generic, AI-written content en-masse. But here is a word of caution: the inhabitants of the digital savannah are getting smarter. Audiences can sniff out soulless, AI-generated content a mile away. And worse, search engines like Google are cracking down on sites that overuse these tactics.
The key to harnessing AI lies in using it as your intelligent assistant, not your creative replacement. Let AI handle some of the grunt work, giving you the building blocks that you then enhance with your unique insights, expertise, and brand voice.
Standing out and creating timeless content is essential, but so is the ability to stay nimble in the fast-paced digital world. Trends emerge and disappear faster than a chameleon changing colours. Ignore them at your peril, but don't become a slave to them either.
Think strategically. Can you leverage a trending topic in a way that aligns with your brand and niche? Is there a way to put your unique spin on a viral challenge in a way that feels authentic? Don't be afraid to experiment, just make sure there is always a method behind your choices (or madness!).
Let's step back for a moment and ponder this: we are living in an age where everyone's vying to create and share the latest and greatest thing, yet our attention spans are notoriously short and getting shorter. It's a paradox: we crave constant novelty, yet, at the same time, we are overwhelmed by the sheer volume of it all.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to navigate this contradiction. Become a digital curator – the one who sorts through the chaos, providing a carefully selected set of high-quality content that truly resonates with your audience. By offering value instead of simply adding to the noise, you become an oasis in the vast desert of information overload.
The threat of new content is a constant force in the realm of Clickonomics, but it's one you can learn to wield to your advantage. Remember: there is always space for content that offers genuine value, that cuts through the clutter, and provides your audience with experiences they wouldn't find anywhere else on the internet.
So, channel your inner Simba. Understand the landscape of this digital savannah, be both fierce and strategic in your content creation, and never underestimate the power of high-quality contributions that stand the test of time. Do this, and you won't just survive the content deluge, you will reign supreme as a king or queen of your digital domain.

Force #2: Threat of Different Type of Content – The Content Chameleon, Adapting to the Buffet of Consumer Preferences.
In George Orwell's thought-provoking masterpiece, Animal Farm, the animals were all gung-ho about the whole 'equality for all' gig. They even had a snazzy placard with the catchy slogan "All Animals Are Equal." But lo and behold, as soon as the pigs got a taste of power (and probably some delicious apples), that placard magically transformed into a new and improved version: "All animals are equal BUT some animals are more equal than others." Talk about a classic case of equality taking a nosedive straight into the realm of irony!
Yes, yes, we all know that "content is king." But let's not forget that in the vast kingdom of the internet, some types of content are like the royals of the British royal family. With over a hundred different flavors of content to choose from – blog posts, videos of all shapes and sizes, podcasts, infographics, memes, quizzes, you name it – it is no wonder we are all swimming in a sea of choices. Sure, all content should be engaging and attention-grabbing, but let's face it, some types of content are just born to rule the internet like the content monarchs they are. So, whether you are into dissecting the stats of Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lionel Messi in a 10,000-word essay or prefer a 15-minute video reel of Cristiano and Messi dancing their way to greatness on the football pitch, remember, not all content is created equal – some are just destined for internet stardom!
Imagine yourself at a digital buffet, tables overflowing with every conceivable type of content: long-form blog posts that go deep into complex topics, bite-sized infographics perfect for a quick information fix, hilarious memes that make you snort-laugh in public (not ideal, but hey, we have all been there). This is what its like on the modern internet – a land of abundance and overwhelming choice for your target audience.
Here is the challenge: in this content smorgasbord, simply creating good content isn't enough. You need to become a master content chameleon, adapting your approach to suit the ever-evolving preferences of your audience. Remember the mantra of Simba's First Force: Content is King. But here is the twist: in the realm of Clickonomics, all content is indeed royalty, but some content types reign more supreme than others.
Let's face it, the internet has spoiled us rotten. We crave constant stimulation, flitting from one engaging type of content to another like a hummingbird between flowers. Statistics don't lie: studies show that our attention spans have shrunk to the size of a goldfish (cue Dory's voice: "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!"). This means that long-form content, once the undisputed king of the internet, now faces stiff competition from its more concise cousins: listicles, infographics, and – the undisputed champion of the short attention span – the mighty short-form video.
Think about it this way: would you rather spend an hour poring over a dense blog post analysing the philosophy of The Lion King, or watch a 5-minute video filled with hilarious clips and insightful commentary on the same topic? For most internet users, the answer is clear – short, engaging video wins every time (unless you are a die-hard text fiend, in which case, kudos to your dedication!).
But hold on a second, Simba! We wouldn't want to paint the internet with one broad brush. Not everyone craves the same content format. Understanding your target audience goes beyond demographics like age and location. Delving deeper, you need to understand their content consumption habits. Are they avid podcast listeners who crave in-depth conversations? Or perhaps they are visual learners who get lost in the world of infographics?
Here is where the Customer Ikigai and web analytics become your secret weapons. These tools tell you a fascinating story about how your audience interacts with your content. Did your latest blog post get crickets? Analyse which format performed best with past audiences and consider repurposing the content into another content format. Perhaps a captivating video summary could breathe new life into the topic.
Repurposing your content isn't about laziness; it's about strategic efficiency. Imagine crafting a captivating blog post – it took time, research, and a hefty dose of creative energy. Now, picture the untapped potential this content holds beyond the written word.
Embrace the content chameleon spirit! Here is where Simba's Content Matrix comes into play (you will learn more about this ingenious tool later, stay tuned!). This matrix helps you map your existing content across different formats, transforming your blog post into a captivating infographic, a bite-sized social media post, or even the script for a short, engaging video.
By repurposing your content, you cater to the diverse preferences of your audience, ensuring your message reaches the right people in the format they crave. It's like serving the same delicious meal on different plates – some might prefer a fancy five-course experience, while others just want a quick and satisfying snack.
This abundance of content formats presents both a challenge and an opportunity. It forces you to be more strategic, to understand your audience on a deeper level, and to constantly adapt your approach. However, it also empowers you to reach a wider audience than ever before.
Think of it this way: in the pre-internet era, a marketer's message was limited by traditional media formats. They had to choose between print ads, radio commercials, or expensive television slots. Now, the internet offers a buffet of possibilities, allowing you to tailor your message to resonate with specific audience segments.
But here is another secret sauce that binds all these formats together: the power of storytelling. Regardless of whether you are crafting a lengthy blog post or a short video, weaving a narrative into your content is the most potent way to capture and hold your audience's attention. After all, humans are wired for stories. They transport us, educate us, and evoke emotions in a way that dry facts and figures simply can't.
In the grand scheme of storytelling, a history textbook might as well be the plain oatmeal of narratives - bland, forgettable, and lacking that certain spice that makes you want to come back for more. It's like trying to sip on a lukewarm cup of tea when you could be sipping on a tropical cocktail with a little umbrella in it. And when it comes to the epic showdown between Simba and Scar, well, let's just say a bullet-point recounting is like ordering a cheeseburger with no cheese, no burger, and just a random slice of lettuce on a plate.
But, oh, watching that battle unfold on the screen? It's like biting into a juicy, perfectly cooked steak - it's savory, it's satisfying, and it leaves you wanting more. The drama, the suspense, the heart-pounding music swelling in the background - that's the stuff that makes your hair stand on end and your heart race with excitement. So, if you had to choose between reading about Simba's triumph in a textbook or watching it all play out in vivid animation, well, let's just say Hakuna Matata wouldn't be in your vocabulary if you missed out on that cinematic experience.
The ever-changing landscape of the internet demands a relentless spirit of experimentation. Don't be afraid to try new content formats, analyse how your audience responds, and pivot your strategy accordingly. Remember those meerkats from the Pride Lands? They are always vigilant, testing out new routes and keeping an eye out for both predators and tasty snacks. That same sense of adventurous curiosity should guide your content strategy.

Force 3: Threat of Competition – The Roaring Crowd, standing out in the Internet’s Coliseum
Welcome back to the Clickonomics arena, where the battle for attention plays out with the ferocity of a gladiator duel in the Colosseum. Here, the roar of the crowd isn't measured in decibels, but in clicks, shares, and that coveted social currency – engagement. And guess who you are competing against? Not just your direct competitors, but a cacophony of voices vying for the same precious commodity: attention.
In the brick-and-mortar business world, competition often follows a clear line: you versus the company across the street offering similar products. But the internet mercilessly shatters these boundaries. Here, the playing field is vast and the competition is fierce, often coming from unexpected corners of the internet.
Remember the wise words of Gary Vaynerchuk, the social media guru himself: "And I’m terribly sorry for the biggest advertisers in the world wasting all their money because they are taking the consumer’s attention for granted.” This statement rings especially true online. Take HSBC, one of the biggest banks founded by a thrifty Scot, for example. They might think their biggest competition is another bank like JP Morgan or Citigroup. But on the internet, a single personal finance blogger churning out content about financial freedom could pose a far greater threat. Why? Because that blogger is capturing the very thing HSBC desperately craves – the attention of potential customers.
This abundance of options online presents a fascinating paradox. What entrepreneurs and businesses traditionally perceive as "competition," internet users simply see as "choice." They have the luxury of filtering through a vast sea of voices, choosing the ones that resonate with them most.
Here is a counterintuitive truth: competition online isn't about eliminating your rivals; it's about carving out a distinct space within this crowded marketplace. It's about understanding what makes your brand unique, what value proposition you offer, and how to communicate that message in a way that cuts through the digital noise.
Think of a lion stalking its prey on the savannah. It blends into its surroundings, using its natural camouflage to remain undetected. But then, it pounces – a burst of power and agility that sets it apart from the rest of the herd. That's the essence of differentiation in the digital world.
Now, here is a surprising twist: those seemingly fierce internet competitors can actually be a valuable source of knowledge. Analyse their digital marketing strategies, see what content resonates with their audience, and identify any gaps you can exploit. Remember, the internet isn't a zero-sum game. Learning from your competitors, and constantly iterating on your own approach, is what leads to long-term success.
Let's not forget the power of disruption. The internet thrives on innovation. Think of companies like Airbnb and Uber – they challenged established industries by offering fresh perspectives and disrupting the status quo. Could your brand take a similar approach? Is there a way to shake things up in your niche and capture the attention of a weary audience tired of the same old strategies?
In the digital coliseum, the roar of the crowd isn't a threat, but an opportunity. It's the sound of potential customers, waiting to be captivated by a brand that stands out from the rest. Embrace the challenge of competition, leverage the insights it offers, and most importantly, never stop refining your roar. That is how you transform competition into a catalyst for growth, attracting your ideal audience and establishing your dominance in your digital corner of the internet.
Remember, Simba didn't win the battle for Pride Rock by simply copying his father. He learned from Mufasa's wisdom, embraced his own strengths, and ultimately, found his own roar.
And most importantly, remember that the battle for clicks isn't about crushing your competitors; it's about connecting with your audience in a meaningful and authentic way. Carve out your unique niche, understand your audience's roar, and make sure your message resonates across the digital savannah.
The internet, with its boundless opportunities and fierce competition, offers an exhilarating and ever-evolving marketing landscape. While the battle might feel overwhelming at times, equipped with Simba's Five Forces, you have a powerful arsenal of strategies and insights to navigate this vibrant yet often chaotic ecosystem.
So, channel your inner lion, stand tall among the digital crowd, and let your brand's unique roar resonate through the internet, attracting the right audience and securing your rightful place in the Clickonomics kingdom!

Force #4: Bargaining Power of Content Platforms and Content Creators.
Ah, the shimmering oasis of the internet – a place teeming with content creators, each vying for a coveted sip from the well of audience attention. But hold on a second, Simba! This digital watering hole isn't quite as democratic as it seems. In the realm of Clickonomics, a complex dance unfolds between content platforms and creators – a delicate tango where power dynamics shift like desert sands.
Cast your eyes upon the digital horizon. You see them, don't you? The towering figures – Google, YouTube, Facebook – the content platforms that dominate the internet landscape. These digital behemoths hold immense power, controlling the algorithms that determine who gets seen, who gets heard, and who fades into the background noise.
Imagine a bustling marketplace where shopkeepers (the content creators) vie for customers' attention. But here is the twist: the market square is owned by a single, all-powerful landlord (the content platform). This landlord decides which shops get prime locations, sets the rent (through algorithm manipulation), and ultimately controls the flow of foot traffic (audience attention).
Now, don't get us wrong. Content platforms offer incredible opportunities for creators. Imagine having access to a global audience with just a click (or a well-placed hashtag). The potential for building a loyal following and amplifying your message is truly astounding.
But here is the paradox (yet again!): content creators need platforms to reach their audience, but platforms rely on content creators to create captivating content to attract users in the first place. It's a symbiotic yin and yang kind of relationship, a delicate dance where both parties hold a modicum of power.
Think of it like Simba and Nala in their playful cubhood days. Nala, with her adventurous spirit, pushes Simba to explore beyond the boundaries of Pride Rock. Without Nala's encouragement, Simba might never have discovered the world beyond the familiar. Yet, Simba brings his own strength and potential to the table, ensuring their adventures are exciting and memorable.
Content creators fuel the engines of these platforms. But creators also hold the power to walk away, taking their talents elsewhere. A mass exodus of popular YouTubers, for instance, could be a major blow to the YouTube's viewership and advertising revenue.
The algorithm – the mysterious gatekeeper in the digital marketplace – deserves its own paragraph (or perhaps an entire book!). These complex sets of rules determine how content is ranked, displayed, and ultimately, discovered by audiences. Understanding how algorithms work is crucial for any content creator or business hoping to navigate the power dynamics of Clickonomics.
But there is a catch: algorithms are constantly evolving, shrouded in a veil of secrecy by the platforms themselves. It's a game of cat and mouse, where creators try to decipher the algorithm's preferences to optimize their content, while platforms refine their systems to stay ahead of the curve.
Now, let us not paint a picture of complete content creator disempowerment. In today's digital world, creators with large, engaged followings wield significant power. Think of Mr Beast or PewDiePie on YouTube – they are celebrities in their own right, attracting billions of views and commanding hefty advertising fees. These "superstars" have the leverage to negotiate better deals with platforms, ensuring a fairer share of the digital pie.
The bargaining power dynamic between platforms and creators and businesses that want a piece of the attention pie is constantly in flux. New content platforms emerge, established giants fall, and the dance continues.
However, there is a growing trend – the rise of decentralized content platforms (…ahem, blockchain enters stage right!). These decentralized content platforms promise greater autonomy for creators, challenging the stronghold of the established players. Could this shift the balance of power in the future, leading to a more creator-centric ecosystem? Only time will tell.
In the realm of Clickonomics, understanding the interplay between Content platforms and creators is essential for forging a successful path. It's a game of chess – not checkers. Play the long game, focus on quality content, build your community, and navigate the shifting sands of algorithms.
While the content platforms wield immense power, remember the vital role you – the content creator – play in the success of the digital landscape. Your creativity, passion, and connection with your audience are what ultimately drive the engines of these platforms forward.
So, channel your inner lion! Recognize the power dynamics at play and use your own unique voice and talent to carve a place for yourself in the digital savanna. In the ever-evolving world of Clickonomics, the interplay between platforms and creators is a dance of both dependence and defiance, a struggle for visibility and the potential to reap the rewards of your hard work.

Force 5: Bargaining Power of Internet Users – Understanding the Power of the People in Clickonomics.
Amidst the noise of content and the allure of clicks on the internet, one force often gets overlooked: the power of the people themselves – the internet users, the consumers, the silent (but very much clicking) majority we call the Clickocracy.
In the realm of Clickonomics, we spend a lot of time dissecting algorithms, crafting content strategies, and analysing click-through rates. But sometimes, we get lost in the numbers game, forgetting the most crucial element – the human beings behind the clicks!
Think of it this way: imagine Simba, all grown up and ruling Pride Rock. He can have the wisest advisors (digital marketing specialists), the most loyal lionesses by his side (brand ambassadors), and the juiciest antelope herds (high-quality content) at his disposal. But if the pride itself (your target audience) loses faith in his leadership (your brand), well, that reign might come crashing down faster than you can say "Hakuna Matata."
The internet has empowered its users like never before. They have an abundance of choices at their fingertips – a million websites to browse, countless social media platforms to scroll through, and an endless stream of content creators vying for their attention. This, my friend, is the paradox of choice.
On the one hand, it's fantastic for users. They have the power to be discerning, to choose brands that resonate with their values, and to actively shape the digital landscape with their clicks and online behaviours. But for entrepreneurs and marketers like you and me, it presents a significant challenge. How do you stand out from the digital din and capture the attention of a fickle, ever-connected audience?
In this age of algorithm manipulation and sponsored content, one marketing force remains timeless: word-of-mouth marketing. Remember the days of blockbuster movies (RIP Blockbuster!) fuelled by positive reviews and enthusiastic chatter amongst friends? The internet thrives on a similar principle.
Think about the last time you bought something online. Did you blindly add it to your shopping cart, or did you scour review sections, check social media mentions, and maybe even watch a few unboxing videos? Chances are, you relied heavily on the opinions and experiences of your fellow internet citizens.
This phenomenon is rooted in something fundamental – trust. We, as humans, are wired to value the opinions of others, especially those we perceive as similar to ourselves. A glowing Amazon review from someone with similar interests holds far more weight than a perfectly crafted sales copy.
The Clickocracy isn't a silent majority; it's a vocal, engaged audience with the power to make or break your digital presence. Embrace the challenge, prioritize building trust, and focus on creating value for your audience.
Remember, it's not about manipulating clicks but about forging genuine connections. When you empower the Clickocracy, you don't just gain customers; you gain a community of loyal advocates who will champion your brand message far and wide across the vast digital savanna.
So, dethrone the outdated marketing tactics of the past. Welcome the Clickocracy era, understand the power of the people, and watch your brand ascend the ranks in the ever-evolving realm of Clickonomics. Remember, Simba didn't win the hearts of the Pride Lands by brute force. He earned their respect, their loyalty, and ultimately, their clicks (well, roars in this case) through trust, authenticity, and a genuine connection with his fellow lions.
The balance of power in the digital sphere is constantly shifting, but one thing is certain: the Clickocracy's influence will only continue to grow. With the rise of social media platforms, review sites, and the democratization of information, internet users have more power than ever before.
This presents both opportunities and challenges for businesses and creators in the realm of Clickonomics. Those who understand the evolving needs and expectations of the Clickocracy, who prioritize building trust and delivering genuine value, will be best positioned to survive and thrive on the internet.
This digital age we live in is a customer-centric one. It's no longer about blasting out sales pitches into the ether, but about cultivating a two-way dialogue, where businesses listen and respond to the voices of their audience. It's an era where businesses can build meaningful, lasting relationships with customers through digital channels, forging a bond that extends beyond mere transactions.
Remember as you navigate the vast landscape of the internet, never underestimate the power of the people on the other side of the screen. Their clicks may seem small, but collectively, they have the power to shape industries, launch brands into the stratosphere, and ultimately, determine the winners in the ever-evolving game of Clickonomics.
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2024.04.17 06:55 NewDevelopment7721 Yes please

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2024.04.15 23:15 ShortAIStory The Last Guardian - Part 1

The Last Guardian - Part 1
Inspired by the prompt by u/ReflectionLow6431 that you can find Here
Written using the Story GPT by Feihu Hu I think this Link should let you access it
Isra Thorn

Prologue

In the cool, dimly lit lecture hall of the University of Ibadan, Isra Thorn stood before a chalkboard cluttered with lines of ancient script. Her eyes, bright with enthusiasm, scanned the room filled with eager students hanging on her every word.
"Understanding these languages isn't just about translating words," she explained, her voice resonating with passion. "It's about connecting with the people who spoke them, their cultures, their histories."
As the lecture ended, the students gathered their notebooks and filed out, but one lingered behind. He approached Isra tentatively, a worn piece of paper in his hand.
"Professor Thorn, may I ask you about something personal?" he said, his voice tinged with a respectful curiosity.
"Of course, Adeola," Isra replied, recognizing the earnest young man who often stayed to ask insightful questions.
"It’s about a song my grandmother sings," Adeola continued, unfolding the paper to reveal lines of text in a script that made Isra’s heart quicken with scholarly excitement. "She told me it’s very old, but she doesn’t know what it means anymore. It’s been passed down through generations."
Isra studied the text, her fingers tracing the delicate words. Her lips moved silently as she deciphered the ancient language. "It speaks of a lost relic, a calamity that struck on a night of great significance," she murmured, her mind racing. "This could be important, Adeola. This song might be a clue to something much bigger."
Excited by the possibility of uncovering history lost to time, Isra made a decision that would change the course of her life. "Would you help me, Adeola? I need to find out where this song came from, what it really means."
With a nod, Adeola agreed, setting them both on a path that led far beyond the confines of their classroom—to the mysterious, remote fortresses of the Lobi area, where ancient stones whispered secrets of the past.
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Part 1

Preparation for the Journey
Isra Thorn leaned over her cluttered desk, surrounded by a fortress of books and maps, the soft glow of her desk lamp casting long shadows across the room. Her eyes, a striking shade of hazel, flickered with excitement as they moved across an ancient map spread before her. Tall and poised, she had an air of determination that made her stand out even in the quiet solitude of her office. Her curly black hair was pulled back into a practical bun, a few strands stubbornly escaping to frame her face.
The office was filled with the scent of old paper and the faint trace of her jasmine tea, which had gone cold next to a stack of research papers. On the wall behind her, a large bulletin board was covered with notes and photographs, connections drawn between them with strings of red yarn. Each piece represented a clue, a whisper from the past calling her to the Lobi region of Central Africa.
Her preparations were meticulous. She had compiled every piece of academic literature she could find on the Lobi region’s history, focusing particularly on the ancient fortresses that dotted the landscape, shrouded in mystery and largely unexplored due to their remote locations and the superstitions that guarded them. Her notebook was filled with handwritten notes on local customs and phrases in the Lobi languages, her script neat and precise.
Professor Amina Chike, Isra’s mentor, had been instrumental in helping her secure funding for the expedition. A venerable figure in archaeology, Professor Chike had a deep voice that commanded attention and a presence that filled any room she entered. Her hair was a regal silver, always swept up in an elegant twist, and her eyes sparkled with the same passion for discovery that Isra held.
"You’re venturing into the heart of historical richness, Isra," Professor Chike had said during their last meeting, her office a stark contrast to Isra’s, with every book and artifact in its perfect place. "Remember, the value of this journey isn’t just in what you find, but in the connections you make with history and the people who keep it."
Isra took these words to heart, knowing that her success depended not only on her academic skills but also on her ability to engage respectfully with the local communities. She spent hours listening to recordings of traditional Lobi music and studying the region's art forms, trying to immerse herself in their culture even before she set foot there.
Packing was a ritual. Isra laid out her field gear with precision on her living room floor. Durable boots, lightweight but sturdy clothing, a wide-brimmed hat to fend off the harsh sun, and her indispensable field pack filled with notebooks, pens, and a digital recorder. She also packed a small medical kit, a compact sleeping bag, and a lightweight tent, prepared for the unpredictability of field work.
Her technological preparations were just as thorough. She packed her laptop, a solar charger, a satellite phone, and a GPS device. Each tool was selected for its reliability and necessity, knowing that connectivity would be sporadic in the depths of the Lobi wilderness.
The night before her departure, Isra sat at her dining table, now cleared of all but a single item: the copy of the song that had sparked this whole adventure. Adeola had brought her more than just a curiosity; he had brought her a key to unlock a part of history that might have remained lost. The words, once mysterious, now felt like a beacon guiding her towards a forgotten truth.
She reflected on the upcoming journey, filled with a mixture of anticipation and the weight of responsibility. She knew challenges awaited her—physical, intellectual, and emotional. But the prospect of uncovering a piece of lost heritage, of giving voice to a silent story, outweighed any apprehension.
Her phone buzzed, a message from Adeola wishing her luck and expressing his excitement about what she might discover. She smiled, typing a quick response before turning off her phone. Tomorrow, she would step into a plane, then into the unknown, carrying with her the hopes of shedding light on shadows cast long ago.
As she finally went to bed, the map of the Lobi region lay spread out on her nightstand, a silent promise of the adventure to come. In the quiet of the night, Isra felt as if the heartbeat of the earth itself was pulsing through the map, calling her to unearth its secrets.
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Travel to the Lobi Region
The dawn was just breaking as Isra boarded her flight from Ibadan, the sky a soft palette of oranges and pinks. The airport was bustling even at this early hour, filled with the chatter of travelers and the constant hum of activity. Isra settled into her seat by the window, her backpack stowed neatly under the seat in front of her. As the plane ascended, she watched the landscape change beneath her, the sprawling city giving way to vast expanses of green and brown.
The flight was long, with a layover in Abuja and Addis Ababa before continuing to Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. Isra used the time to review her notes, occasionally glancing out the window at the changing topography below. The layover was brief, just enough time to stretch her legs and grab a quick drink before boarding the smaller, regional aircraft that would take her closer to her final destination.
Landing in Ouagadougou, the heat hit her like a wall as she disembarked. The air was dry and filled with the scent of dust and sparse vegetation. The airport was smaller, less frenetic than Ibadan's, but no less interesting. Here, she was truly beginning to step away from the familiar into the unknown. After collecting her luggage, she negotiated with a local driver to take her to the town closest to the Lobi region.
The drive was long and dusty, the road rough and often little more than a dirt track. The landscape was starkly beautiful, with occasional baobab trees standing like sentinels over the savannah. Villages were few and far between, each appearing as a cluster of mud-brick homes with thatched roofs, children playing in the shade and goats wandering freely.
As they drove, Isra tried to converse with the driver using her basic knowledge of the local language, piecing together sentences with the words she had practiced. The driver, amused and pleased by her efforts, corrected her pronunciation and taught her new phrases. Through these exchanges, Isra learned more about the local beliefs, including tales of spirits that guarded the ancient ruins and the superstitions that kept many away from the old fortresses.
By late afternoon, they arrived at a small town that served as her base. It was a modest settlement with a market at its heart, where people sold everything from fruits and vegetables to handmade crafts. Isra checked into a small guesthouse run by a friendly family. Her room was simple: a bed, a small desk, and a window that looked out over the bustling market.
After settling in, Isra took a walk through the town, absorbing the sights and sounds. The market was lively, with vendors calling out to passersby. She noticed the curious glances directed her way; her presence as an outsider was not common in these parts. Children, braver than the adults, ran up to her to ask questions or simply stare with wide-eyed wonder.
That evening, Isra met with Ekene, her local guide, for the first time. They arranged to meet at a small café overlooking the market. Ekene was a sturdy man in his thirties, his skin the rich color of the earth, and his eyes sharp and assessing. He wore a simple shirt and trousers, but around his neck hung a necklace of intricately carved beads, a sign of his Lobi heritage.
As Isra approached, Ekene stood, offering a firm handshake. His English was good, tinged with a strong local accent, and he listened intently as Isra explained her project. Initially reserved, Ekene's demeanor thawed as he realized Isra's sincere respect for his culture and her eagerness to learn from him. He agreed to take her to the site of the ancient fortresses, but not before warning her of the physical and spiritual dangers they might face.
"Many believe these places are cursed," Ekene said, his voice low. "They say the spirits of those who built them still guard the stones. You must be respectful, and careful."
Isra nodded, her mind already racing with excitement and a touch of apprehension. As they parted ways for the night, the reality of her quest settled around her. Tomorrow, she would step into the heart of her journey, into the myths and mysteries of the Lobi fortresses. The adventure was no longer pages in a notebook or lines on a map; it was about to become her reality.
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Arrival and Initial Impressions
The early morning air was cool and tinged with the smell of earth and foliage as Isra stepped out of her guesthouse. She was dressed for the day’s explorations, wearing a lightweight, long-sleeved shirt and cargo pants, her hat firmly in place against the rising sun. Her backpack was carefully packed with essentials: notebooks, a camera, a water bottle, and a few energy bars. Ekene was waiting by a rugged vehicle, which looked capable of handling the uneven terrain they would encounter.
“Good morning,” Isra greeted, her voice bright with anticipation. Ekene nodded, a slight smile breaking his initially stern facade.
“Morning, Ms. Thorn. Ready to start?” he asked, opening the back door of the vehicle for her to load her gear.
As they drove out of the town, Ekene pointed out various landmarks—small farms that dotted the landscape, a river that was vital for the community, and distant hills that marked the boundaries of the Lobi region. The terrain gradually changed as they moved away from the settled areas, becoming more rugged and isolated.
“We’re entering the area where the fortresses are,” Ekene explained, his tone a mix of pride and caution. “Not many people come here. The elders say these places are to be respected, feared even.”
Isra absorbed every detail, her eyes scanning the horizon. She saw the remnants of ancient structures peeking through the dense vegetation, their stones weathered and covered with moss. The sight sent a thrill through her—these were the guardians of history, silent and formidable.
They stopped at the first site, a fortress that stood on a slight elevation, its walls partially crumbled but still impressive in their scope and design. Isra climbed out of the vehicle, her boots crunching on the mixture of soil and scattered stones. She took a moment to breathe in the scene, the air heavy with the scent of wildflowers and the underlying, ever-present dust.
“This is it,” she whispered to herself, reaching out to touch the rough surface of the nearest wall. The stone was warm from the sun, and she imagined the hands that had once meticulously placed each piece.
Ekene watched her with a curious expression, then led her around the site, explaining what little was known about the fortress's history. According to local lore, this was a place of gathering and defense, a pivotal point in the ancient Lobi kingdom’s attempts to fend off invaders.
Isra set up her camera and began documenting the site, taking meticulous notes. She asked Ekene to help her with translations when they met locals wandering near the site, curious about their activities. Most were reserved, their faces lined with the marks of a harsh life and the burdens of history. One elderly man, his face deeply etched with wrinkles and his voice a raspy whisper, spoke of the spirits said to inhabit the fortress.
“They watch over this place,” he said, his eyes flickering with a mix of fear and respect. “The ancestors are not resting. They guard the secrets.”
Isra listened intently, recording his words. Every story added layers to her understanding, weaving a rich tapestry of myth and reality.
As the day progressed, Isra and Ekene explored more of the site, mapping the layout and noting any significant features that could indicate the fortress's purpose or the daily lives of those who had manned it. The shadows grew longer, and the air cooled, signaling the time to head back.
The drive back was quiet, both lost in their thoughts. Isra felt a deepening connection to the place, a sense of responsibility to tell its story with the respect and depth it deserved. She was here not just to uncover a lost relic but to connect the threads of the past to the present, giving voice to those long silenced.
As they arrived back at the guesthouse, the sun was setting, casting a golden glow over the town. The market was winding down, but the air was still filled with the sounds of vendors packing up and the laughter of children playing in the fading light.
Isra felt a profound sense of belonging, as if the land itself had accepted her presence. She knew the days ahead would be filled with challenges, but for now, she relished the feeling of being exactly where she needed to be, at the edge of discovery.
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First Challenges
The following morning greeted Isra with a chorus of birdcalls and the gentle murmur of the town as it stirred to life. After a quick breakfast of local fruits and strong coffee, she met Ekene outside, where he was already waiting with the vehicle, his expression more serious than the day before.
"Today, we go deeper into the region, to an area not often visited," Ekene informed her as they set off. "The terrain gets rough, and the stories darker."
As they drove, Ekene elaborated on the history of the area, particularly about the ancient mudslide that had reshaped part of the landscape centuries ago. This mudslide, as per local lore, was believed to be an act of the gods, a response to the arrogance of a long-forgotten king who had dared to defy sacred traditions. The disaster had engulfed one of the fortresses and, supposedly, the relic Isra was searching for.
The road narrowed as they approached the site, the lush greenery encroaching from both sides. The air grew cooler, the shadow of the dense forest canopy casting dappled patterns on the dirt path. When they could drive no further, they parked and continued on foot.
Navigating the dense underbrush required effort as they made their way towards the location Ekene had described. Isra noted every landmark, every change in the vegetation, her mind cataloging details for their return trip. The sounds of the forest were both eerie and beautiful, a reminder of nature’s power and indifference.
They finally reached a clearing where the signs of the ancient mudslide were still evident. The ground was uneven, littered with large stones that had been carried down by the mud’s relentless flow. Trees, bent and broken, bore witness to the disaster's violence.
"This is where it happened," Ekene said quietly, his voice almost swallowed by the surrounding forest. "Many lives were lost, and with them, the relic."
Isra felt a chill despite the humidity. She pulled out her camera and began taking pictures of the area, her hands steady but her heart heavy with the tragedy of the past. After setting up a small, portable GPS unit to mark the location, she started her preliminary search, looking for any artifacts or remains that might have survived the elements.
The work was slow and meticulous. Isra used her tools carefully, brushing away soil and debris, her eyes scanning for any sign of the ancient fortress or the relic. Hours passed with little to show for their efforts. The site, while historically significant, was proving difficult to excavate without more extensive equipment and personnel.
As they worked, a small group of locals approached, led by an elder who watched their activities with a stern, unreadable expression. Ekene spoke with them in their language, his gestures respectful but firm. After a lengthy discussion, he turned to Isra.
"They are worried," he explained. "This place is sacred to them, and they fear disturbing it could bring bad luck or worse. They want assurances that we respect their beliefs and will not cause harm."
Isra nodded, understanding the gravity of their concerns. She approached the elder, speaking slowly and clearly. "We are here not to disturb but to learn and honor those who were here before us," she said, her words sincere. Ekene translated, and after a few moments, the elder nodded slowly, though the worry never quite left his eyes.
They allowed Isra and Ekene to continue, but under the watchful eyes of the local group. The presence of the villagers added a layer of complexity to her work, but Isra was determined to proceed with sensitivity and respect.
By the end of the day, they had made only minor discoveries—some fragments of pottery, a few tools—but nothing that could be directly linked to the relic. Disheartened but not defeated, Isra documented everything meticulously, knowing that each piece, no matter how small, was a part of the larger history she sought to uncover.
As they packed up to leave, the sky darkened with the threat of rain, a reminder of the natural forces that had shaped this land. The journey back was quiet, both Isra and Ekene lost in thought. The day had brought challenges, but also a deeper connection to the community and the land.
Back at the guesthouse, Isra reviewed her notes and photos, plotting her next steps. Tomorrow, she would return to the site, armed with new strategies and a renewed determination to unlock the secrets of the past, mindful of the delicate balance between her scientific goals and the cultural heritage she was treading upon.
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2024.04.15 20:42 NeoHyper64 The wait is over: Arcade1Up and Smirnoff have *finally* done a collab cab!!

The wait is over: Arcade1Up and Smirnoff have *finally* done a collab cab!!
Yes, this is sarcasm. No, it's not a true "collaboration" cab. But it IS real, and it appears to be another one-off contest prize like the weird Oreo Pac-Man Deluxe contest thing. In this case, it looks to be an Arcade1Up Golden Tee XL with tons of Smirnoff Smash Tea branding. But hey, at least they ponied-up for an XL and it's not being done for some whackadoo fashion brand. I guess that means Cyrus is old enough to drink? Contest details are here.
I see your Oreo and raise you a Smirnoff. Because XL is for ADULTS.
ALSO, the official contest rules state this has a 19" screen with a $699 product value, which virtually confirms this will be an XL:
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99 lbs.? Yeah, that's an XL.
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2024.04.12 16:18 Thingstodo919 Things to do this weekend!

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2024.04.12 00:18 Alternative_Tax_9008 Choo choo!!!

Choo choo!!!
Tea Time
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2024.04.08 17:19 DiscoverDurham Things to do this week in Durham! (April 8-14)

If you’d like to add an event to our calendar, submit an event here. Please check with the event organizers to see if events change due to weather. Have a great week!
See the full weekly calendar on our website.

Noteworthy Events

Savannah Bananas at Durham Bulls Athletic Park (sold out - some tickets might be available in the secondary market)
Spring Food Truck Rodeo at Durham Central Park
Emerging Women in Sports Leadership Summit at Durham Convention Center
Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo 50th Anniversary Season at The Carolina Theatre

Multi-Day Events

Bull City Pickleball Classic at Bethesda Park
Little River Community Fair at Durham County Stadium
Eurydice at Sheafer Lab Theater
Jewish Book Festival at Jewish For Good
11th Organ II at Rubenstein Arts Center
Historic Buildings Open House at West Point on the Eno Park
Movies at The Carolina Theatre

Monday, Apr 8

2 p.m.
Monarch Solar Event at Museum of Life and Science
Board Game Night at The Glass Jug in Downtown Durham
5 p.m.
Arts & Drafts at Fullsteam Brewery
6:30 p.m.
Trivia Night at Ponysaurus Brewing Company
7 p.m.
Community Board Game Night at Moon Dog Meadery

Tuesday, Apr 9

Events at Boxyard RTP
Events at Duke University
Events at The Glass Jug Beer Lab in Downtown Durham
Events at The Glass Jug Beer Lab in RTP
6 p.m.
Trivia at Durham Food Hall
Bring Your Own Vinyl with Jaffar at Rubies on Five Points
State of the City Address at The Carolina Theatre
Women on the Wall at Triangle Rock Club - Durham
6:30 p.m.
Pony Ride at Ponysaurus Brewing Company
7 p.m.
Trivia at Beer Study Durham
Not Rocket Science Trivia at DSSOLVR Durham
Bull City Beer Runners Run Club at Durty Bull Brewing Brewing Company
SMALLPOOLS / GRAYSCALE at Motorco Music Hall
Tuesday Blues Jam at The Blue Note Grill
7:30 p.m.
Eloquent Soul - Open Mic Night hosted by Dasan Ahanu at Missy Lane's Assembly Room
8 p.m.
Jeremy 'Bean' Clemons Trio at Kingfisher
Metal Show: Trash Signal, Evil Eye, + 1 TBA at Moon Dog Meadery

Wednesday, Apr 10

Events at Atomic Empire
Events at Boxyard RTP
Events at ZincHouse Winery & Brewery
8:30 a.m.
Try This, Not That: Spring Bulbs at Sarah P. Duke Gardens
4 p.m.
Whiskey Wednesdays at Alley Twenty Six
5 p.m.
Free Wednesday Wine Tasting at Beer Study Durham
6 p.m.
Figure Drawing and Tarot with Heiltje at Arcana
Duke Softball vs Campbell at Duke Softball Stadium
South Durham Rockstar Connect Networking Event at Namu
6:30 p.m.
Witches Brew at Fullsteam Brewery
Eric Hirsh Solo Piano at Missy Lane's Assembly Room
Trivia Night at The Glass Jug Beer Lab in Downtown Durham
Team Trivia with Pickle at The Glass Jug Beer Lab in RTP
7 p.m.
Hammered Trivia at Hi-Wire Brewing
Karaoke Night at Mavericks Smokehouse
Music Bingo at Ponysaurus Brewing Company
Brett Chambers Open Mic at The Blue Note Grill
8 p.m.
Air Hockey Tournament at Boxcar Bar + Arcade
Trivia Night at Bull McCabe's
Karaoke at Moon Dog Meadery
The Psychology of Serial Killers at The Carolina Theatre
Queer Country Night w/ Line Dancing + Karaoke at The Pinhook

Thursday, Apr 11

ALL DAY
Duke Track & Field Invitational at Morris Williams Track & Field Stadium
12 p.m.
Taking Back Thursday: XOXOK at Boxyard RTP
1 p.m.
Emerging Women in Sports Leadership Summit at Durham Convention Center
Meet the Keepers at Sarah P. Duke Gardens
3 p.m.
Guided Museum Tour at 21c Museum Hotels Durham
5 p.m.
Thirsty Thursdays at Dashi
5:30 p.m.
Walking Club with Bull City Strollers at The Glass Jug Beer Lab in Downtown Durham
6 p.m.
Jonathan Yandel and Tarot with Rene at Arcana
Vinyl Night with DJ Deckades at Gizmo Brew Works
6:15 p.m.
Pony Run at Ponysaurus Brewing Company
6:30 p.m.
Living, Thinking, Being & Sensing Otherwise at Durham County Main Library
AfterHours: Mystery at the Museum at Museum of Life + Science
Line Dance Classes at Mystic Farm and Distillery
Boulders & Brews Meetup at Triangle Rock Club - Durham
7 p.m.
Trivia Night at Beer Tooth Taproom
Open Mic Night at Common Market
Bring Your Own Vinyl Night at Congress Social Bar
Thursday Trivia with Nick at Durty Bull Brewing Brewing Company
Eagles Nest Jam featuring NCCU Jazz at Missy Lane's Assembly Room
Library Event at Moon Dog Meadery
Periodic Tables: Honest Data Visualization at Motorco Music Hall
2nd Thursday Jazz Jam Sessions at Succotash Southern & Creole Kitchen
7:30 p.m.
Trivia Night with Big Slow Tom at Clouds Brewing Brightleaf Square
Clint Black at DPAC
David Quick's Mr. Wonderful at The Blue Note Grill
8 p.m.
Weekly Single Mingle at Boxcar Bar + Arcade
Trivia at Fullsteam Brewery
Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo 50th Anniversary Season at The Carolina Theatre
9:30 p.m.
Karaoke Night at The Tavern

Friday, Apr 12

Events at Duke University
Events at Durty Bull Brewing Company
Events at Fullsteam Brewery
Events at Mettlesome
Events at The Blue Note Grill
Events at The Glass Jug Beer Lab in Downtown Durham
Events at Moon Dog Meadery
10 a.m.
Tasting at Ten at Counter Culture Coffee
2 p.m.
NCCU Women's Tennis vs South Carolina State at Dr. James W. Younge Tennis Courts
5 p.m.
Food Truck Friday! at The Glass Jug Beer Lab in RTP
5:30 p.m.
Friday Night Live: Tea Cup Gin at Boxyard RTP
6 p.m.
Daniel DeLorenzo Trio and Tarot with Virginia at Arcana
Friday Night Makes at Durham Arts Council
You Can Vote 10th Anniversary Party at Durham Arts Council
6:30 p.m.
Magic: Outlaws of Thunder Junction Prerelease at Atomic Empire
Gastón Reggio Group at Missy Lane's Assembly Room
7 p.m.
Live Vinyl Spinning by PhDJ at Beer Study Durham
Freedom Friday w/ DJ Mayor at Congress Social Bar
River & Rail at Huron Stage Music Venue
Twerk n' Paint at The Link Center
7:30 p.m.
Nancy Kelly at Sharp 9 Gallery
8 p.m.
Adam Ant at DPAC
Stereo Reveries at DSSOLVR Durham
Land of Talk at Motorco Music Hall
The Monti GrandSLAM at The Carolina Theatre
9 p.m.
Gastón Reggio Group at Missy Lane's Assembly Room
Josh Teed: Taking It All In at The Fruit
Ballads And Bangers Karaoke at The Pinhook
10 p.m.
Future Residents at Rubies on Five Points

Saturday, Apr 13

Events at Atomic Empire
Events at Boxyard RTP
Events at Duke University
Events at Durty Bull Brewing Company
Distillery Tours and Tastings at Liberty & Plenty
Events at Mettlesome
Events at Moon Dog Meadery
Events at Rubies on Five Points
Events at The Fruit
Guided Walking Tours with Triangle Adventures
8 a.m.
Fandango de Durham at Avila Retreat Center
Durham Farmers' Market at Durham Central Park
Women's Health Awareness 2024 at Hillside High School
parkrun Durham at Southern Boundaries Park
9 a.m.
South Durham Farmers' Market at Greenwood Commons Shopping Center
Tea Cup Gin at Succotash Southern & Creole Kitchen
10 a.m.
Experience the Magic of Storytelling Through Quilting at Library Fest! at Durham County Main Library
Basement Finds: Triangle Pop-Up X Inkfinity at Fullsteam Brewery
Roots and Soul: Walking with Pauli Murray at Pauli Murray Center for History and Social Justice
11 a.m.
2nd Annual Dings + Dents Sale at Bright Black.
NCCU Men's Tennis vs South Carolina State at Dr. James W. Younge Tennis Courts
Every Day is Earth Day at Lakewood Shopping Center
Thrift-A-Bull Market's Block Party at Rigsbee Ave and Corporation St
11:30 a.m.
Tie Dye Shirt Making at The Glass Jug Beer Lab in Downtown Durham
12 p.m.
Crafternoons at Gizmo Brew Works
City Box Durham Pop-up at SDM storefront on Main
North Durham Farmers' Market at Soul Sanctuary
1 p.m.
Grace Community Farmers Market at Grace Community Farmers Market
MAAME, Inc. Black Maternal Health Fair 2024 at WG Pearson Center
2 p.m.
First Nations Film & Video Festival at Rubenstein Arts Center
3 p.m.
Nancy Kelly at Sharp 9 Gallery
3:30 p.m.
River & Rail at Huron Stage Music Venue
Kick Off Party with Shuffle at The Wine Feed
6 p.m.
The River Otters and Tarot with Heiltje at Arcana
Elodie Farm Dinner at Elodie Farms
6:30 p.m.
D'Shawn & Special Guest at Missy Lane's Assembly Room
7 p.m.
Lightning Strikes ProAm Kickboxing & Muay Thai Event at Durham Armory
7:30 p.m.
Mel Melton & the Wicked Mojos at The Blue Note Grill
The Fab Four - The Ultimate Tribute at The Carolina Theatre
8 p.m.
Gilberto Santa Rosa at DPAC
9 p.m.
D'Shawn & Special Guest at Missy Lane's Assembly Room
10 p.m.
Bless Your Heart: A Drag Show For Fiercely Departed at The Pinhook

Sunday, Apr 14

Events at Durty Bull Brewing Company
Events at The Glass Jug Beer Lab in RTP
10 a.m.
Jazz Brunch at Lula & Sadie's
10:30 a.m.
Yoga On Tap at Fullsteam Brewery
12 p.m.
Magic: Outlaws of Thunder Junction Prerelease at Atomic Empire
Spring Food Truck Rodeo at Durham Central Park
Sunday Dollar Bin Sale for Charity at Rumors Durham
Farmers Market at ZincHouse Winery & Brewery
12:15 p.m.
Public Tour at Duke Chapel
1 p.m.
Family Day: This is Our Earth at Nasher Museum of Art
2 p.m.
Disney Princess - The Concert at DPAC
Duke Men's Lacrosse vs Virginia at Koskinen Stadium
4 p.m.
Our First Lady of Jazz: Celebrating Mary Lou Williams at Duke University Chapel
6 p.m.
Queer Tango and Tarot with Rene at Arcana
6:30 p.m.
Open Mic Night at Moon Dog Meadery
7 p.m.
DPW No Pressure at Durham Armory
Sheryl Bailey 3 at Sharp 9 Gallery

Running Art Exhibits

Imagine at 5 Points Gallery
Constellations: The Geometry of the Roman Alphabet at Horse & Buggy Press and Friends Gallery
Eno Women/Part One/Hidden in Plain Sight at Horse & Buggy Press and Friends Gallery
Constellations: 40 Years of Explorations within Sacred Geometry at Horse & Buggy Press and Friends Gallery
María Magdalena Campos-Pons: Behold at Nasher Museum of Art at Duke University
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