Homemade bingo blower
Rolling riot sheild
2024.05.09 01:38 General_Goodbye Rolling riot sheild
So I made this for cartel wars 4 and plan to make version 2 for cartel wars 6. The first version had a plywood riot sheild on the from of a 4ft ladder with one of those hoverboards attached. It needs upgrades but did have some spiffy features such as bright lights at the top to blind enemy, onboard smoke bombs emit smoke out the front, it had Bluetooth and a bubble maker. Also held my grenades, extra mags other odds an ends Version two will have improved handling, might have a blower for the smoke. Maybe a dry ice effect onn the bottom with cold drinks. Modelo is popular at cartel wars. A blow horn because I’m on the DEA side this year probably and want to tell them to put their guns down. Oh also has my first strike pistol holder, and I want to put a trebuchet on the side to launch my homemade Paintbal balloons. Not sure what else to add. All suggestions welcome
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2024.04.30 02:54 DangNearRekdit Help from an unexpected source
Longtime lurker, but when this incident happened a couple months ago I didn't want to post it immediately because it's just specific enough that it could have been found. The gal at FD was clearly going through some stuff already, and I'd already over-stepped my bounds a bit on this one as it was (more on that below!)
I work on photocopiers and printers. Sometimes it puts us guys in awkward positions of hearing things we shouldn't have, because we're invisible. However, in this case I sort of got dragged into the abuse you folks have to put up with. We get our own abuses, and I've been around long enough that I've got a few notes in my file for customer complaints, because I don't just shut up and eat my shit sandwich.
Anyhow, I was doing my thing when a fellow came in with his wife and wanted to check in. This was like 10:30 in the morning. FD informed him that this wasn't possible as they were totally booked and housekeeping hadn't finished yet. She asked him to come back after lunch and she should have a room ready.
"I'm a platinum member"
I groaned. I actually groaned out loud. I work in copiers. I shouldn't have stamps on the bingo card.
Anyhow, she took it like a champ and informed them that she would be happy to assist regardless of his status, but it wasn't actually possible at this time. Could she take their info and call them, yada yada. Well, that won't work because they have to get to their important conference and they couldn't possibly leave their bags in their car all day, and they're platinum members. It's one of the perks!
She offered to hold their luggage in the back room, and after much complaining, they finally accepted it. They drop their bags in the middle of the lobby and go to leave and got real uppity when she called them back.
"Get your baggage guy to take it, I'm not carrying it anywhere, this is unacceptable, blah blah blah, we have to go" (like, as if she'd had a room, the transaction of checking in and getting their key and going to their floor would have been any faster).
She just needed his name. Her shift was basically done and she wouldn't be here when he came back.
Where he left the stuff was disrespectful, but at that point she still had no idea if he was even a guest yet. She hands him a homemade pen and paper pad thing, he violently grabs it, slams it down on the counter in such a way that I'm ashamed to admit did have a satisfying smack sound, throws the pen down too (which he immediately has to pick up again), backhands items off the counter (POS system and a plastic placard with some info), and mutters some more disrespect her way (I didn't actually hear the words).
I've really tried to be unspecific here, but you're probably going to guess the nationality of the FD girl here real soon. I can't leave that part out, as it was part of the attack.
"My friend, there's no need to be this way. Please don't throw my things."
[YELLING VOLUME] "I'm not your friend. I'm your customer! Yes, I remember you from last time, but we're not friends. Don't say my friend" [he even mocked her with an exaggerated head wobble and over-the-top fake accent] "this is bullshit I'm a platinum member and I'm gonna call corporate and talk to your manager about this and actually why don't you write your fucking name down for me because you're being difficult and I don't have time for this and I have to go. I didn't throw your things, and oh now you're crying, yeah there's no need to get so emotional, yeah that's great bring on the waterworks, here we go.
[Reasonable volume and suddenly all soft and gentle] "Look, this guy here [points at me] can verify that there's no need to be so emotional here. That fellow knows that you're just over-reacting, but here's your paper thingy."
I have to say I did not intervene. Not yet. As his tantrum was now done and he was on his way out, I chose the coward's path. I just wanted him gone and out of the building because I could see no way that me speaking up would have de-escalated the situation. I wanted to though, oh boy did I want to.
Once the couple were gone I gave her a big hug, the kind that a complete stranger shouldn't give to another, and told her that he was a complete ass. She appreciated that, and once the tears stopped she was able to spit out that she has been dealing with [life stuff]. She's not normally so emotional, etc etc, apologies all around.
After she left, who should appear for the next shift but one of the actual managers? Gave the rundown of what happened and that she was probably gonna get a complaint from some entitled POS, but that I'd have DNR'ed the guy and tossed his luggage in a puddle for good measure.
"Oh have you worked in hotels?"
"Well, technically I'm working in a hotel right now" [ba-dum-tssh]
End result is that the couple did get their reservation cancelled and supposedly banned chain-wide, so that's a plus. I don't know what they're going to do with their shiny membership status now. The manager seemed to take great satisfaction in doing it too.
A couple days later at home I actually got a call from an unknown number on my cell. FD was calling me to thank me, because she hadn't been able to get to sleep that afternoon worrying about getting fired. I have no idea how she got my number. I'm guessing somebody at my workplace did something they're not supposed to, but FD really wanted to let me know she was grateful that I saved her job.
Obviously I informed her that I did very little, and that she doesn't have to take that kind of abuse. Reminded her that the real hero was her manager as not all of them choose staff. I've read enough here to see that some of you put up with way more than I'm willing to.
I just don't understand the mentality of some people. I've never once in public thought that it would be acceptable to act like a child. This dude was older than me, by at least a generation. I don't even understand how abusing the help and threatening the lowly peons with getting them in trouble might make you think you're all high and mighty, at $100/night hotel (not that price should even come into play).
The worst part is, I know he's not sorry, and he's probably still mad that somebody ruined his day because he had to go all the way to another hotel. He never got to/had to see that a human being lost sleep over the fear of unemployment.
EDIT: I made the racism a little more clear
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I work on photocopiers and printers. Sometimes it puts us guys in awkward positions of hearing things we shouldn't have, because we're invisible. However, in this case I sort of got dragged into the abuse you folks have to put up with. We get our own abuses, and I've been around long enough that I've got a few notes in my file for customer complaints, because I don't just shut up and eat my shit sandwich.
Anyhow, I was doing my thing when a fellow came in with his wife and wanted to check in. This was like 10:30 in the morning. FD informed him that this wasn't possible as they were totally booked and housekeeping hadn't finished yet. She asked him to come back after lunch and she should have a room ready.
"I'm a platinum member"
I groaned. I actually groaned out loud. I work in copiers. I shouldn't have stamps on the bingo card.
Anyhow, she took it like a champ and informed them that she would be happy to assist regardless of his status, but it wasn't actually possible at this time. Could she take their info and call them, yada yada. Well, that won't work because they have to get to their important conference and they couldn't possibly leave their bags in their car all day, and they're platinum members. It's one of the perks!
She offered to hold their luggage in the back room, and after much complaining, they finally accepted it. They drop their bags in the middle of the lobby and go to leave and got real uppity when she called them back.
"Get your baggage guy to take it, I'm not carrying it anywhere, this is unacceptable, blah blah blah, we have to go" (like, as if she'd had a room, the transaction of checking in and getting their key and going to their floor would have been any faster).
She just needed his name. Her shift was basically done and she wouldn't be here when he came back.
Where he left the stuff was disrespectful, but at that point she still had no idea if he was even a guest yet. She hands him a homemade pen and paper pad thing, he violently grabs it, slams it down on the counter in such a way that I'm ashamed to admit did have a satisfying smack sound, throws the pen down too (which he immediately has to pick up again), backhands items off the counter (POS system and a plastic placard with some info), and mutters some more disrespect her way (I didn't actually hear the words).
I've really tried to be unspecific here, but you're probably going to guess the nationality of the FD girl here real soon. I can't leave that part out, as it was part of the attack.
"My friend, there's no need to be this way. Please don't throw my things."
[YELLING VOLUME] "I'm not your friend. I'm your customer! Yes, I remember you from last time, but we're not friends. Don't say my friend" [he even mocked her with an exaggerated head wobble and over-the-top fake accent] "this is bullshit I'm a platinum member and I'm gonna call corporate and talk to your manager about this and actually why don't you write your fucking name down for me because you're being difficult and I don't have time for this and I have to go. I didn't throw your things, and oh now you're crying, yeah there's no need to get so emotional, yeah that's great bring on the waterworks, here we go.
[Reasonable volume and suddenly all soft and gentle] "Look, this guy here [points at me] can verify that there's no need to be so emotional here. That fellow knows that you're just over-reacting, but here's your paper thingy."
I have to say I did not intervene. Not yet. As his tantrum was now done and he was on his way out, I chose the coward's path. I just wanted him gone and out of the building because I could see no way that me speaking up would have de-escalated the situation. I wanted to though, oh boy did I want to.
Once the couple were gone I gave her a big hug, the kind that a complete stranger shouldn't give to another, and told her that he was a complete ass. She appreciated that, and once the tears stopped she was able to spit out that she has been dealing with [life stuff]. She's not normally so emotional, etc etc, apologies all around.
After she left, who should appear for the next shift but one of the actual managers? Gave the rundown of what happened and that she was probably gonna get a complaint from some entitled POS, but that I'd have DNR'ed the guy and tossed his luggage in a puddle for good measure.
"Oh have you worked in hotels?"
"Well, technically I'm working in a hotel right now" [ba-dum-tssh]
End result is that the couple did get their reservation cancelled and supposedly banned chain-wide, so that's a plus. I don't know what they're going to do with their shiny membership status now. The manager seemed to take great satisfaction in doing it too.
A couple days later at home I actually got a call from an unknown number on my cell. FD was calling me to thank me, because she hadn't been able to get to sleep that afternoon worrying about getting fired. I have no idea how she got my number. I'm guessing somebody at my workplace did something they're not supposed to, but FD really wanted to let me know she was grateful that I saved her job.
Obviously I informed her that I did very little, and that she doesn't have to take that kind of abuse. Reminded her that the real hero was her manager as not all of them choose staff. I've read enough here to see that some of you put up with way more than I'm willing to.
I just don't understand the mentality of some people. I've never once in public thought that it would be acceptable to act like a child. This dude was older than me, by at least a generation. I don't even understand how abusing the help and threatening the lowly peons with getting them in trouble might make you think you're all high and mighty, at $100/night hotel (not that price should even come into play).
The worst part is, I know he's not sorry, and he's probably still mad that somebody ruined his day because he had to go all the way to another hotel. He never got to/had to see that a human being lost sleep over the fear of unemployment.
EDIT: I made the racism a little more clear
2024.04.29 16:13 Prawn1908 Feasibility of a homemade wind tunnel.
I have a project in mind which I'd like to build a wind tunnel for, however as I have no experience in aerodynamics (I'm an mechanical and embedded electronics engineer), I figured I should ask some people who know more about this to see if what I want to do is even possible.
I would like to develop an empirically-driven system of categorizing the aerodynamic behavior of disc golf discs. My plan is a wind tunnel with a fixture than can spin a disc and measure all 6 axes of force/moments at a variety of RPMs and airspeeds. That fixture itself is not a trivial project, but is well within my wheelhouse of expertise. The wind tunnel on the other hand is not, so I have a few questions:
Edit: The main thing I'm looking for here is to discover if this is totally impractical or not at the speeds I'm trying to achieve. I am entirely willing and expecting to put in the time studying textbooks and scientific papers and many months of failures, but I'd rather not do that if there's something I don't know about that makes this completely impossible from the get-go.
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I would like to develop an empirically-driven system of categorizing the aerodynamic behavior of disc golf discs. My plan is a wind tunnel with a fixture than can spin a disc and measure all 6 axes of force/moments at a variety of RPMs and airspeeds. That fixture itself is not a trivial project, but is well within my wheelhouse of expertise. The wind tunnel on the other hand is not, so I have a few questions:
- What "wind tunnel basics" papers or videos would you recommend I study to get a handle of what I'm getting myself into.
- The biggest thing I'm worried about is speed. Most people can't throw a disc more than 60mph, so that's kind of a bare minimum target, but professionals can reach up to 70-80mph (and a few freaks of nature can get over 90mph). Are these speeds totally unreasonable for a homemade setup? Should I be worried about temperature at this point?
- The cross section of a disc perpendicular to the airflow will be ~8"x1". What minimum cross sectional dimensions should I target for the test channel? I've gotten a lot of conflicting advice on this from what I've read so far, from the channel needs to be 10x the size of the test object to it only needs to be a couple inches larger.
- I'm basing what I'm imagining in my mind around a Wright brothers style setup, run by a couple industrial blower fans with a stepper motor controlled exhaust valve before the flow straightener to let the controller vary the airspeed. Any glaring issues with this concept?
Edit: The main thing I'm looking for here is to discover if this is totally impractical or not at the speeds I'm trying to achieve. I am entirely willing and expecting to put in the time studying textbooks and scientific papers and many months of failures, but I'd rather not do that if there's something I don't know about that makes this completely impossible from the get-go.
2024.04.29 08:29 MMWellCo For Star Wars fans (or parents of), join us Saturday May 4!
Announcing the rebel alliance, starring in: A Galaxy Far, Far Away: A Downtown Collaboration. Join us on Saturday May 4 from 4-10 PM and enjoy themed food and drink specials, activities, and limited edition merchandise from 11 local businesses downtown.
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Lick Homemade Ice Cream x MM Nutrition & Wellness. 4-9 pm. Ice cream so good it’ll have you saying, “I love you.” We know. Stop by your local artisan ice cream shop and treat yourself to a C-3POreo Sammie (Oreo ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate chip cookies) or a Dark Side Sammie (Chocolate brownie chip ice cream between two chocolate chip cookies). While you’re in, browse the Tattooine station for extended wear temp tatts for kids and adults, plus ltd edition stickers.
Meeker Mercantile. 4-7 pm. Chewie, we’re home: whether you’re on the hunt for traditional apparel or the collaboration of your dreams, this is the place.Tees for the light and dark side of the force? Check. The Taylor Swift/Princess Leia tee you didn’t know you needed? Check. Vader, starring in the eras tour? Double check.
Trackside Pizza. 5-8 pm. Join your favorite downtown pizzeria for the best slice buffet this side of the galaxy. Boarding May 4 only.
Crockett’s Public House. 4-10 pm. Grab a Han-Burger special (two patties, four slices of cheese, burger sauce) or sample a Margarita F-Light Saber. All the refreshment, none of the carbonite.
CaskCades x Lumberjack Popcorn Company. 4-10 pm. The Empire Strikes Snack: grab your ltd release popcorn from Lumberjack Popcorn Company (variety of flavors available) and play a round of pinball before you settle in for Star Wars bingo starting at 6 pm.Saber Sodas available in Skywalker or Vader (blue cream or strawberry soda + vanilla ice cream).
Nuestro Barrio. 4-6 pm. We’ve got a good feeling about this: welcome Puyallup’s newest retailer! Themed merchandise available.
puyallup Atomic Genius. 4-7 pm. Always in motion is the future: relive your childhood or treat your padawan to a vintage inspired Star Wars lunchbox or Funkopop figure as you browse new and used records!
The Coaster. 4-10 pm. Gold bikinis optional, gold bikini inspired cocktails a must. Indulge in a Rebel Princess or snack on a Starcuterie platter as you enjoy Star Wars Trivia starting at 4 pm. (21+)
Elements. 4-7 pm. Fuel up with sweet citrus and green tea concentrate in a Tatooine Sun tea bomb.
For those looking for events earlier in the day, N
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https://www.facebook.com/events/419000230758552?ref=newsfeed
Lick Homemade Ice Cream x MM Nutrition & Wellness. 4-9 pm. Ice cream so good it’ll have you saying, “I love you.” We know. Stop by your local artisan ice cream shop and treat yourself to a C-3POreo Sammie (Oreo ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate chip cookies) or a Dark Side Sammie (Chocolate brownie chip ice cream between two chocolate chip cookies). While you’re in, browse the Tattooine station for extended wear temp tatts for kids and adults, plus ltd edition stickers.
Meeker Mercantile. 4-7 pm. Chewie, we’re home: whether you’re on the hunt for traditional apparel or the collaboration of your dreams, this is the place.Tees for the light and dark side of the force? Check. The Taylor Swift/Princess Leia tee you didn’t know you needed? Check. Vader, starring in the eras tour? Double check.
Trackside Pizza. 5-8 pm. Join your favorite downtown pizzeria for the best slice buffet this side of the galaxy. Boarding May 4 only.
Crockett’s Public House. 4-10 pm. Grab a Han-Burger special (two patties, four slices of cheese, burger sauce) or sample a Margarita F-Light Saber. All the refreshment, none of the carbonite.
CaskCades x Lumberjack Popcorn Company. 4-10 pm. The Empire Strikes Snack: grab your ltd release popcorn from Lumberjack Popcorn Company (variety of flavors available) and play a round of pinball before you settle in for Star Wars bingo starting at 6 pm.Saber Sodas available in Skywalker or Vader (blue cream or strawberry soda + vanilla ice cream).
Nuestro Barrio. 4-6 pm. We’ve got a good feeling about this: welcome Puyallup’s newest retailer! Themed merchandise available.
puyallup Atomic Genius. 4-7 pm. Always in motion is the future: relive your childhood or treat your padawan to a vintage inspired Star Wars lunchbox or Funkopop figure as you browse new and used records!
The Coaster. 4-10 pm. Gold bikinis optional, gold bikini inspired cocktails a must. Indulge in a Rebel Princess or snack on a Starcuterie platter as you enjoy Star Wars Trivia starting at 4 pm. (21+)
Elements. 4-7 pm. Fuel up with sweet citrus and green tea concentrate in a Tatooine Sun tea bomb.
For those looking for events earlier in the day, N
2024.04.29 07:42 MMWellCo For those Star Wars fans (or parents of), join us May 4th!
Announcing the rebel alliance, starring in: A Galaxy Far, Far Away: A Downtown Collaboration. Join us on Saturday May 4 from 4-10 PM and enjoy themed food and drink specials, activities, and limited edition merchandise from 11 local businesses downtown.
https://www.facebook.com/events/419000230758552?ref=newsfeed
Lick Homemade Ice Cream x MM Nutrition & Wellness. 4-9 pm. Ice cream so good it’ll have you saying, “I love you.” We know. Stop by your local artisan ice cream shop and treat yourself to a C-3POreo Sammie (Oreo ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate chip cookies) or a Dark Side Sammie (Chocolate brownie chip ice cream between two chocolate chip cookies). While you’re in, browse the Tattooine station for extended wear temp tatts for kids and adults, plus ltd edition stickers.
Meeker Mercantile. 4-7 pm. Chewie, we’re home: whether you’re on the hunt for traditional apparel or the collaboration of your dreams, this is the place.Tees for the light and dark side of the force? Check. The Taylor Swift/Princess Leia tee you didn’t know you needed? Check. Vader, starring in the eras tour? Double check.
Trackside Pizza. 5-8 pm. Join your favorite downtown pizzeria for the best slice buffet this side of the galaxy. Boarding May 4 only.
Crockett’s Public House. 4-10 pm. Grab a Han-Burger special (two patties, four slices of cheese, burger sauce) or sample a Margarita F-Light Saber. All the refreshment, none of the carbonite.
CaskCades x Lumberjack Popcorn Company. 4-10 pm. The Empire Strikes Snack: grab your ltd release popcorn from Lumberjack Popcorn Company (variety of flavors available) and play a round of pinball before you settle in for Star Wars bingo starting at 6 pm.Saber Sodas available in Skywalker or Vader (blue cream or strawberry soda + vanilla ice cream).
Nuestro Barrio. 4-6 pm. We’ve got a good feeling about this: welcome Puyallup’s newest retailer! Themed merchandise available.
puyallup Atomic Genius. 4-7 pm. Always in motion is the future: relive your childhood or treat your padawan to a vintage inspired Star Wars lunchbox or Funkopop figure as you browse new and used records!
The Coaster. 4-10 pm. Gold bikinis optional, gold bikini inspired cocktails a must. Indulge in a Rebel Princess or snack on a Starcuterie platter as you enjoy Star Wars Trivia starting at 4 pm. (21+)
Elements. 4-7 pm. Fuel up with sweet citrus and green tea concentrate in a Tatooine Sun tea bomb.
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https://www.facebook.com/events/419000230758552?ref=newsfeed
Lick Homemade Ice Cream x MM Nutrition & Wellness. 4-9 pm. Ice cream so good it’ll have you saying, “I love you.” We know. Stop by your local artisan ice cream shop and treat yourself to a C-3POreo Sammie (Oreo ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate chip cookies) or a Dark Side Sammie (Chocolate brownie chip ice cream between two chocolate chip cookies). While you’re in, browse the Tattooine station for extended wear temp tatts for kids and adults, plus ltd edition stickers.
Meeker Mercantile. 4-7 pm. Chewie, we’re home: whether you’re on the hunt for traditional apparel or the collaboration of your dreams, this is the place.Tees for the light and dark side of the force? Check. The Taylor Swift/Princess Leia tee you didn’t know you needed? Check. Vader, starring in the eras tour? Double check.
Trackside Pizza. 5-8 pm. Join your favorite downtown pizzeria for the best slice buffet this side of the galaxy. Boarding May 4 only.
Crockett’s Public House. 4-10 pm. Grab a Han-Burger special (two patties, four slices of cheese, burger sauce) or sample a Margarita F-Light Saber. All the refreshment, none of the carbonite.
CaskCades x Lumberjack Popcorn Company. 4-10 pm. The Empire Strikes Snack: grab your ltd release popcorn from Lumberjack Popcorn Company (variety of flavors available) and play a round of pinball before you settle in for Star Wars bingo starting at 6 pm.Saber Sodas available in Skywalker or Vader (blue cream or strawberry soda + vanilla ice cream).
Nuestro Barrio. 4-6 pm. We’ve got a good feeling about this: welcome Puyallup’s newest retailer! Themed merchandise available.
puyallup Atomic Genius. 4-7 pm. Always in motion is the future: relive your childhood or treat your padawan to a vintage inspired Star Wars lunchbox or Funkopop figure as you browse new and used records!
The Coaster. 4-10 pm. Gold bikinis optional, gold bikini inspired cocktails a must. Indulge in a Rebel Princess or snack on a Starcuterie platter as you enjoy Star Wars Trivia starting at 4 pm. (21+)
Elements. 4-7 pm. Fuel up with sweet citrus and green tea concentrate in a Tatooine Sun tea bomb.
2024.04.26 18:52 Lord_Long_Rod The Big Thicket Adventure
Big Thicket
Well boys, the life of a squatchemoonshiner living up here in the deep, dark hills of Sasquatch Hollow is very much the Idyllic life one would think. But ever now and then it does a soul good to get away from yer routine and take em a vacation in order to charge thar batteries, if’n ya’ll knowd what I mean.
So I dee -sided to up and take me one of them thar vacations. I wanted to light sumwhar quiet and relaxin. I wuz a’gonna be leavin my business affairs to my new still hand, old “Big Cock From Little Rock”. He ain’t exactly a good old southern boy. But his uncle Willie out thar in Little Rock taught him to shine …. and to flavor ceegars.
After cypherin on my trip fer a spell I decided on a destination: The Big Thicket in the great state of Texas!! I wuz a’goin huntin! See, the Big Thicket is knowd round the world fer not only being a hotbed of Bigfoot activity, but fer havin sum of the biggest, badest Sasquatch sumbitchs any whar!
So I wuz going out thar to the wild and woolly Big Thicket that ever one is a’talkin bout. Plus, I decided to put a spin on it: primitive hunting! That is, I wuz only gonna hunt down and kill them thar critters with my BARE HANDS! Now that thar is sum fun!!! Rest and relaxation, here’s I comes!!!
I managed to git myself to Texas in pretty good time. Thar wuz a little trouble in Mississippi at an all-night truck stop over a pack of Skittles and a glory hole in the restroom which wasn’t exactly as advertised. But I won’t go into that right now except to say that I have to go back out thar in a couple months fer a court day. But don’t fret over it fer me. I ain’t goin!
I hit the Texas state line round daybreak on a Saturday morning. It had been a long and arduous journey. My old donkey, Kamala, wuz gittin up thar in age. I wasn’t sure if’n she would even survive the long trip frum Sasquatch Hollow to Texas pulling me in my old rustic wagon along with my supplies. But the old girl made it like a trooper!!
When I entered the State of Texas I knew I wuz bout another two days from Big Thicket. But I also knew that I had sumthang else I had to do first, before I went huntin.
Jest then I noticed that I wuz passin by a Ford dealership on the side of the road. Well sir, a lightbulb went off in my head! The first thang I did wuz to pull out my old .44 magnum hawg leg frum my pants, pointed it at my mule’s head, then …. NOTHING HAPPENED!!
Upon inspection I realized that I wuz holding my cock! I dun did accidentally pull my old cooch pole frum my pants. I got to tell ya’ll at this point that I had been on the road for two weeks and I wuz hot and tired. I shook my head, put my cock up, found my revolver, then sent my beloved Kamala to heaven. I put the old girl out of her misery. After the long sojourn on the concrete of the interstate she did not even have hoofs anymore. They have worn off! By the time we reached Texas old Kamala wuz walking on four bloody stumps, she wuz!
I bowed my head, took off my old huntin hat, and sed a little prayer fer Kamala. Then I got out my knives and bone saw and butchered the mule right thar on the side of the road. In fact, I set up camp right thar, on Interstate 10 West, jest Inside Texas. I needed a break. So I kicked back and slow cooked the mule’s loin on the fire I built as I sat down, leaned up agin a wagon wheel, and drank sum of my good old homemade corn licker brewed back home in Sasquatch Hollow.
Bout 2:00 a.m. a Texas State Patrol car pulled up to my camp. Thar wuz two pigs. The first one wuz a real prick named “Officer Pedro Gonzalez”. He wuz fast-talkin and clearly on a power trip of the degree reserved for short dicks. The other offer was called “Lieutenant Big Meat Pete”. He wuz more laid back, spoke and moved slower, and seemed like someone I could do bidness with.
Gonzalez stormed into my camp and right up to me, getting in my face. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!? YOU CAN’T CAMP HERE!! YOU NEED TO PUT OUT THAT FIRE … NOW!!! CLEAN UP THIS FUCKING MESS, GET THAT DEAD ANIMAL OFF THE ROAD, AND GET THAT GODDAMNED CONTRAPTION OUT OF HERE…. NOW!!!
I shook my head and looked down at the ground. “What I’m the hell has the world come to?”, I thought as I reached into my pants and slid my hand around the grips of my .44 magnum and slowly started pulling it out.
Just then old Lt. Big Meat Pete walked over with his hand held up and saying “Whoah thar, fellas. Thar’s no need ta git all squirrelly over this here situation.” I thought yo myself that this old boy is alright. He seemed to be the kind of true Texas gentleman that you expect when you come to this state, unlike that little swarthy prick, Gonzalez.
Old Pete continued on, “Hi thar, feller! I’m old Big Meat Pete. Welcome to Texas! What brings ya’ll this way?” I told old Pete my name and explained to him why I wuz thar in Texas and about camping out. That arrogant rat Gonzalez wuz clearly getting agitated. He had already pulled out his baton from his duty belt and wuz a’statin at me like he wuz wantin to smash in my head with it.
Old Pete kept on talkin. “Well, son, we am sure iz glad to have ya here in …. [pause] uh hey, Roy… is that mule I smell?” I sed “Shore is, Pete. Why don’t ya sit awhile and have ya sum. Have ya a little nip of this here shine too. Made it myself!” Pete got a big, wide grin on his face, sed “Well, I don’t mind if’n I do! Mighty kind of ya, Roy!”
It wuz at this point where Gonzalez lost his shit. He pulled his pistol and pointed it in old Roy’s direction. He then started going on and on about how old Pete is corrupt and that he wuz taking over the investigation. Then “💥BAM!!!💥”, the report frum my .44 magnum is a beautiful thang to behold! Quiet then fell upon my camp, save for old Pete’s chomping on a piece of smoked mule meat.
I sed to Pete, “Sorry I had to do that, Pete”. Old Pete did not even stop chewing as he spoke “Oh, fuck that w#tba#k sumbitch. Boy, this here is sum damn fine mule, Roy!”
After Pete ate about 3 pounds of mule meat and drank an entire Mason jar of my high-proof moonshine. He sed “Goodnight, Roy! Thanky fer the vittles and hooch! Let me knowd if’n ya’ll need anything whilst ya in the great state of Texas!” I sed goodbye and then watched as the patrolman got into his car, turned on its siren and took off headed East in the westbound lanes at high speed. It clearly struck me that the sumbitch wuz going the wrong way. But I jest shrugged and thought “fuck him”. I then curled up under a burlap sack and got some much needed sleep.
Now, to cut a long story short, I woke up well before dawn at the sound of the wailing sirens on cop cars and ambulances speeding east. I decided to git to werk. I walked over to that old Ford dealership in front of which I had set up camp. I stole me an F350 Dually and and enclosed toy trailer fer hauling motorcycles and moonshine and sech. I then gathered up the shit I needed before setting my camp on fire. Then I hauled ass in my new truck and towing trailer!!
Before I headed over to the Big Thicket to murder sum of them thar Bigfoots, I headed south to the US-Mexican border. See, I had decided to do my patriotic duty and help out with that thar border crises that old man Joe Biden created when he took office and fucked the ever livin shit outa everthang. See, what I dun did wuz call my contact in the Taco Mafia, an old feller named Rodrigo Burrito, and told him I wuz gonna hep him smuggle sum leaf blowers across the border. They is paying $1,500.00 a head fer this!!
Well, I stole me a a big old pickup truck and an enclosed trailer to pull behind it. I’d roll up to the border at a secluded location, load up not thutty them tamales at a time, and take payment. After that I would give each landscaper a small baggie of fentanyl ((I told em it were headache powder) then locked them sumbitches up in the trailer I hauled add to Houston … straight to the local DEA office, where I turned them all in fer drug smugglin!
Them thar DEA fellers was tickled pink! They yanked them old Mexican families out of my trailer, beat them into submission, then performed repeated and violent body cavity searches. It wuz a win-win fer me cuz I made good bank off the Taco Mafia and I kept a bunch of swarthy illegal aliens of the streets of America. But still, I felt like I deserved more.
Whilst them old DEA boys were probin them Mexicans with their batons, I called the head guy over. “Hey, Lieutenant Himmler! Can I have a word wit ya?”, I said. The cop sauntered on over to me. I sed, “Now looky here. Ya’ll don’t wanna have to process all these here be#ners. That’s a lot of work.” The Lieutenant replied with a heavy Texas drawl, “Well now, Roy, I reckon that bout 5-6 of them thar little fellas will make a run fer here shortly and we’ll have to gun em down, know what I mean?” I knowd what he means.
I continued on “Well now, that thar sounds like a right good plan. In fact, I’d like to git in on sum that too if’n I can. But there’s sumthang else I wanna talk to ya bout.” The Lieutenant sed “Well hell yeah, Roy!! Jest grab yer old shootin iron and I’ll deputize ya! We is got us a pool goin. The most head shots wins!”
“Sounds good!”, I sed. “But thar’s sumthang else.” The old top cop narrowed his eyes, cocked his head, and leaned forward. Clearly I had his attention. I continued, “Ya see that thar girl over thar in the ass-tight jeans and Joe Biden T-shirt?” The Lieutenant looked over at her and sed “Yep.” I sed “Well, I dun took a likin to that little squaw. I want her.”
The Lieutenant replied “Well now, Roy, of course I don’t rightly give a shit. I mean, I cain’t sell her to ya. I’m an officer of the law and that would be an ethical problem fer me. I think they call it a ‘conflict of interest’. But sure, I COULD give her to ya.”
The cop continued, “But Roy, how you know me that lil bitch is of legal age?” I sed “I checked her ID”. The Lieutenant immediately sed “Oh, OK! As long as she is of legal age then go ahead and take the lil Taco. I don’t give a fuck. Have fun. Knock yer self out!! But do me one favor, Roy.” I sed “Sure, whut?” The Lieutenant sed “Well, if’n that thar young, seemingly healthy girl happens to drop dead while in your possession, don’t leave it in my jurisdiction, ok?” I sed “You got it, Chief!”
Of course, I knowd that this here cute lil bitch wuz over 18. I got an up close and person look at her whilst I wuz shoving the baggy of drugs up her cooter hole. So thar’s no problem with that. She’s my property now!
I took that pretty little brown skinned girl, put her in my truck, and tied her up so she can’t escape. She spoke no English, only Taco Muncher. Man, she sure wuz pretty, and her tight little body wuz smoking hot! I bet I could take her back to Sasquatch Hollar and make a pretty penny selling her to Madam Kalashnikov at the local whoowah house! But I had other plans fer her.
Well, as predicted, then illegal aliens did make a run fer it. But the cruel hand of justice came down on them hard on ‘em! Me and the DEA boys had us a good laff, shook hands, and then I left with my new jizz jug tied up in the seat next to me.
I headed on up to Big Thicket from thar. Bout halfway thar I caught a ferocious case of the shits from eating old Kamala! I pulled over to relive myself in sum bushes, then got run off by the folks in the Lowe’s garden department. But that weren’t the end of it. I had to stop 7 more times because of explosive diarrhea. I shit myself so bad, in fact, that I ruined my britches and skivvies and had to go plum bare assed. On on such stop I couldn’t even get out of my truck without launching a load of brown water across the cab of the truck and allow my lil Mexican companion and the passenger side window. I felt a little bad fer her after that so I stopped at a Taco Bell and bought her a burrito.
After a couple hours on the road I had pretty much emptied my bowels of old Kamala. Then, jest as we were pulling up to an access road fer the Big Thicket I saw blue lights in the part of my rear view mirror that wuz not covered in shit. I pulled over to see what the fuck the oinker wanted.
Well sir, this. Lil lady in a poleece uniform walked up to my winder. I rolled her down and sed “Well hello there, little lady! What can I do ya fer?” She said she pulled me over because all my windows were obscured by a brown substance and that it weren’t safe fer me to be driving this way. I replied, “Aww shucks, it ain’t nuthin! I been getting along jest fine. Hey, you knowd what? You sure is a pretty lil thang!”
Then that lil police girl got all sorts of bent outa shape. She sed that wuz a mangled kid’s bicycle and two road hazard cones wedged up under the front end of my truck. I replied, “Well, sum fuckers jest don’t know they ain’t supposed to be playing in the road. I figured if’n thar sorry assed parent weren’t gonna teach em then old Roy should step in and teach em, know what I mean?”
At this point the lil police girl pulled out her service pistol, pointed it at me, and ordered me out of my truck. With a long sigh I complied and stepped outs my truck. “THUMP!!!!” came the loud sound. The lil cop looked in the direction of the sound. It were my cock a’hittin the ground cuz I were still naked from the waste down. She stood thar with her mouth plum open staring at my old tallywacker layin thar in the dirt. I sed, “Ya’ll like what ya see thar, sweet thang?” Her mouth closed abruptly and she returned her angry gaze to my face.
Well now, it were at this here point that the little copper noticed my Mexican travel companion tied up in the passenger seat and covered up in dried feces. The cop looked surprised. She exclaimed “OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?” The little Mexican gal then started talking excitedly with her jibber jabber. I thunk to myself “Well hell, Roy. I guess you is a’gonna hafta do sumthang bout this before that lil cop girl gits hysterical.” Besides, it wuz gonna be nightfall soon and I aimed to git out in the woods to choke out a squatch er three.
Quick as a bunny I grabbed the pistol outa the little cop’s hands. Then I took hold off my fuckin stick, twirled it away 2-3 times over my head, and then busted her over her pretty lil head with it “BAMMM!!!” She hit the ground like a sack of taters she did!! I then looked at the pistol I took away frum her to see what she had been packin. It were a lil old .380 Glock. I sed “Jeeeesus Christ… PUSSY SHIT!!”, then threw the little pea shooter into the woods.
Well no, I gathered the unconscious dick-whipped little po-lease girl and throwd her into the cab of my truck along with my lil Mexican gal, got myself in, then took off down the Big Ticket access road. I had my a route plotted out on my old topography map I stole from the old sporting goods store back home, the “Sasquatch Bait and Pizza”. Unfortunately it too wuz covered in a thick and crusty layer of dried shit. “Well, shit!”, I sed.
I drove bout 2 and a half hours in Big Thicket. I went down the dirt access road fer a while, then took an old logging road, then road down sum rough-ass old pig trails. Finally I decided to stop and prepare fer my hunt. By this here time the lil cop wuz coming to. I wanted to go scout out the land a little bit a’fer I hed out fer the night. But I couldn’t leave the pig here. So I pulled her ass outa the truck and tied up her hands with my long damn cock rod.
She asked “What are you doing?!?” First thang I sed wuz “Shut the fuck up!!!” Then I explained that we were gonna do sum scoutin and that she wuz comin along.
Now it didn’t take long before the cop’s training come into play. She started in with all this bullshit about surrendering to her and how it wuz in my best interest to let her go and other psychological horse shit. I stopped, then turned to her to speak. I explained the situation to her. I told her that we wuz smack dab in the middle of lair of sum of the biggest and meanest Sasquatch on the face of this heat earth. Therefore, is wuz in her best interest to shut up lest she irritate one of them thar rascals and it rips off her head. Second, I advised her that if she chooses to keep on yapping I wuz a’gonna pull the whiskey cork outa my asshole, which I been dun using to stop the flaming shits, and stick it in her mouth. Either way, she WUZ gonna shut the fuck up.
That thar lil cop kept quiet after that, and I hit back to scouting. After a good half hour hike I finally came across the first Sasquatch sign! It wuz a hellish, Jurassic Park sounding “Ohio Call” sounding vocalization. What’s more, it wuz close, like with a half mile. We stood thar listening. That damned old critter let out 2 more howls! I knew I had to move!! I had to get back to my truck and git ready!!!
Well, right bout that thar time I wuz struck by a powerful pain in my old Johnson. Before I could investigate I heard the lil cop girl cry out in pain. I quickly figured out what wuz going on. Hearing them thar Sasquatch howls wuz giving me a stiffy!! I quickly untied my P-Rod from the cop’s hands. Lord knows what would have happened if’n I hadn’t of untied myself in time. I’m guessing my old tallywacker would have busted! I shore would have been in a world of hurt then!
I grabbed the lil lady and we high-tailed it back to my truck. After hearing them thar menacing Sasquatch howls the little cop-ess became very compliant. As we ran back to the cop she wuz nervously asking what the sound wuz from and whether we were in danger. I told her to shut the fuck up. “We gots us sum of that thar bidness to tend to, tits!! Shut up and do what I say!”, I sed. She just nodded and kept on running with me.
When we reached my truck the little enchilada I had tied up had obviously heard the horrific Bigfoot howls becuz she wuz goin bat shit crazy. Amazingly, I discovered in that moment the bitch knows how to speak English. She yelled out “ROY! ROY!!!” I told her to shut the fuck up, realizing having two bitches at yer side doubles the bullshit ya gotta deal with.
But the little taco girl continued, “ROY!! ROY!!! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!! THERE’S A MONSTER!!!! Annoyed, I sed to her “DAMMIT, BITCH!!! YOU DUN SEEN IT!! AND YOU KNOWD I DUN SHIT MY BRITCHES!!! I AIN’T GOT NOWHAR ELSE TO PUT IT!!!”
I wuz assuming she wuz talking bout my monster dong. But she continued. “ROY!!! NO!!! THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN!!!” By this time I had had it with this little south-of-the-border snooch. I started to reach fer my old .44 magum shootin iron when she sed the one thang that made my blood run cold: “ROY!!! BEHIND THE TRUCK!!! ITS HERE NOW!!! IT CAME AROUND WHEN YOU AND THE PIG WALKED OFF!!”
Now I understood. It was a trap!!! That mothertrucker wuz gonna ambush me!! I jabbed my hand deeper under the front seat looking fer my shootin iron. Then things got worse. Much worse.
I heard my hammer on my pistol cock behind me. Then I heard that lil ole sissy cop say “Put your hands over your head, Roy! NOW!! Do it or I will kill you where you stand!!!” Boy, wuz I pissed at myself!!! In all the excitement I momentarily lost track of that cop bitch. Now she got the slip on me, and with my own gun!!! Shit!!!!
I decided to work my charm. I sed “Put that thar shootin iron down you stupid skank-bitch before I cock whip you again!” Her voice wuz quivering in rage as she sed “I am going to save the taxpayers some money and just do it and send you back to hell, where you came fro…..” then complete and utter silence followed by a loud “THUD!”
I sed, “Uh, honey? Is you ok?” Then I turned around and looked jest as her headless body crumpled to the ground. Standing right thar behind where the pig girl wuz a’standing wuz a GIGANTIC Sasquatch!!! The motherfucker wuz ever bit of 14 feet tall! The shoulders were more broader than Oprah Winfrey’s fat ass. They had to be 7 feet wide, minimum!
While that stupid bitch wuz standing thar pointing my Hawg Laig at me that damned old Sasquatch snuck up behind her and ripped her head plum clean off!! The thud I heard wuz her head hitting the ground after the monster dropped it. As I stood thar jest staring at the beast I heard that little Mexican gal screaming in horror behind me. I thought to myself as I rolled my eyes, “Goddamn… This here is the last time I bring a bitch with me on a Sasquatch hunt.” But I did not have time fer the battle of the sexes. I had to deal with this murderous Sasquatch!!!
The next thang I dun did wuz to pull out my pecker to take a leak and cypher on this here situation fer a minute. But that big ole beast-critter wusn’t havin enny of it. He let loose with a big old god awful roar. Well sir, I gathered up 4-5 feet of my, whipped it round in a circle a time er two, then concked the critter on its head with it.
The Sasquatch looked stunned. Apparently it ain’t never been dick-whipped before. Then somethang funny happened. It got a real sad look on its face. It wuz jest a’starin at my massive cock laying thar on the ground. Then the critter got all drawn up and covered it’s nethers with both hands. It seemed right embarrassed, it dun did.
I felt a bit empathetic fer the critter. Sure, it wusn’t packing as much man meat down thar as I were. But hell, who does? I have caused horses to die from envy. Yep, they jest see what I got goin on and they start running into brick walls, head first, until they kilt themselves. I always been taught that with great cock comes great responsibility.
I started talking to the poor Sasquatch in a baby voice. “Hey… Why the long face, fella? Come on now, I am sure you ain’t got nuffin to be afraid of. Heck, you is a big old boy! Even an average Wang on you is going to be bigger than most men. Come on, let me see that thar hog leg!” But the Sasquatch stewed in its shame, maintaining a gaze to the ground and using its hands to hide its groin. But I kept it up. I figured the old boy jest needed sum reassurance.
After a few minutes, and me sharing a Butterfinger with the beast, things got a little more relaxed. After a bit we both had forgotten about the Sasquatch’s dick. We wuz sittin side by side on the ground and sippin from a jar of shine I retrieved from under the seat of my old truck. I wuz even showing the big old Bigfoot video of me fucking sum old truck stop whore I recorded on my phone!
Finally, I sed, “Looky here, Bigfoot. You is alright. But it’s late and I think I’d like to go find a whoowah house and git my freak on. Why don’t you take this here little Mexican gal I got tied up in my truck, and I’ll go hits me a little Asian whoowah in town. Whaddaya say?”
Well sir, that monster’s eyes got as big as saucers, and a grin appeared on its face. I untied Dora the Explorer and handed her over to the beast. The damned thang wuz slobbering! That gal wuz gonna got the pounding of her life! But hell, I wuz jest a’gonna use her fer Bigfoot bait anyway. At least this here way she has a chance to live AND she will git to have the time of her life.
“You have a good ‘un, feller”, I said as I waived goodbye to the Bigfoot. I turned to git in my truck. Then, things took a dark and sudden turn.
At first I heard giggles coming from the little Latina. Then they escalated into all-out belly laughter. I went over there to see what the duck wuz so funny. The chick was pointing at the the beast’s groin while laughing her ass off. I look up at the Sasquatch. It had hung its head, tears were streaming down its cheeks. I felt kinda bad fer the critter, especially since he and I had jest partied together.
I looked down at the animals groin. My first thought wuz “Well, where in the fuck is it?” Truth be told, nuffin wuz thar. I pulled out my pack of matches and lit one fer illumination. I held it up close to the animal. But still I couldn’t find its pecker. I wuz plum perplexed!
By this point the lil Mexican gal had somewhat composed herself. She sed to me, “Look Roy, right here!” She pulled back the hair on that mangy beast whar it’s rod should be. I leaned in real close with my match as close to the critter as I could get it without catching the hair on fire. I couldn’t see shit!
I sed “Goddamn it woman!! Thar ain’t nuffin thar!!” Now she is pointing close to the skin and saying “Look closer!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!”
I sed “Jest wait a fucking minute!”, then wint yo my truck to fetch my old reading glasses. Back at the squatch, with glasses and another lit match fer illumination, I bent in real close to the critters junk. After the Mexican chick pulled back the hair and pointed right at it, I finally saw it. I sed “Damn. That’s it huh?” It wuz the size of a BB, like what kids shoot through air guns. I stood up, dumbfounded. I took off my hat and rubbed my scalp with my free hand. I think to myself “Goddamn, that thar is done humiliating shit. It’s no wonder that thar animal is pissed off 24-7.”
I looked up at the face of the Sasquatch. It wuz still looking down at the ground, tears streaming down. Then, in silence, it slowly raised its head and looked at me. It was one of them thar rare moments of harsh, cruel honesty. In fact, it were probably an existential reckoning fer the beast. I felt bad fer it, really bad.
Then I made up my mind. No man anywhar wants to live with a dick that small …💥BAMM!!!!!!💥
The blast frum my .44 maggum wuz deafening! The bullet hit the poor beast right betwixt it’s eyes. Blood and brains rained down on the forest floor and converted it into a colorful canopy of gloom. The Bigfoot’s body hit the ground and crumpled into its position of eternal sleep.
The little Latina bitch wuz as shocked by the report of my revolver as she wuz by being covered in the monster’s blood and brains. She jestcstood thar in silence. But I weren’t dun with her yet. Not by a long shot.
Before I left I tied that bitch up to a big old oak tree. Then I layed out a copious amount of dog treats. They wuz Snausages: Dogman Edition. Yep, this here were doggy treats jest fer dogman. Them damned old demon dogs wuz thick up in this here Big Ticket region!
I figured that since that dumb bitch humiliated that Sasquatch, she deserves some payback. I tied her ass up, made some calls that sounded like distressed and dying animals, and surrounded her with Dogman doggy treats, not to mention the gory remains of my Bigfoot buddy. The howls started growing closer and closer before I even left the area. That bitch is gonna get ripped to pieces, like carnitas on a taco!
Well friends, that thar wuz my trip to Big Thicket. Or more accurately, that wuz Day 1! I hung round fer 2 more days, choked out 3 more Sasquatch, skinned an entire pack of Dogmen alive, and had a 3-way with 2 chick campers! All in all, it were a ton of fun!
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Well boys, the life of a squatchemoonshiner living up here in the deep, dark hills of Sasquatch Hollow is very much the Idyllic life one would think. But ever now and then it does a soul good to get away from yer routine and take em a vacation in order to charge thar batteries, if’n ya’ll knowd what I mean.
So I dee -sided to up and take me one of them thar vacations. I wanted to light sumwhar quiet and relaxin. I wuz a’gonna be leavin my business affairs to my new still hand, old “Big Cock From Little Rock”. He ain’t exactly a good old southern boy. But his uncle Willie out thar in Little Rock taught him to shine …. and to flavor ceegars.
After cypherin on my trip fer a spell I decided on a destination: The Big Thicket in the great state of Texas!! I wuz a’goin huntin! See, the Big Thicket is knowd round the world fer not only being a hotbed of Bigfoot activity, but fer havin sum of the biggest, badest Sasquatch sumbitchs any whar!
So I wuz going out thar to the wild and woolly Big Thicket that ever one is a’talkin bout. Plus, I decided to put a spin on it: primitive hunting! That is, I wuz only gonna hunt down and kill them thar critters with my BARE HANDS! Now that thar is sum fun!!! Rest and relaxation, here’s I comes!!!
I managed to git myself to Texas in pretty good time. Thar wuz a little trouble in Mississippi at an all-night truck stop over a pack of Skittles and a glory hole in the restroom which wasn’t exactly as advertised. But I won’t go into that right now except to say that I have to go back out thar in a couple months fer a court day. But don’t fret over it fer me. I ain’t goin!
I hit the Texas state line round daybreak on a Saturday morning. It had been a long and arduous journey. My old donkey, Kamala, wuz gittin up thar in age. I wasn’t sure if’n she would even survive the long trip frum Sasquatch Hollow to Texas pulling me in my old rustic wagon along with my supplies. But the old girl made it like a trooper!!
When I entered the State of Texas I knew I wuz bout another two days from Big Thicket. But I also knew that I had sumthang else I had to do first, before I went huntin.
Jest then I noticed that I wuz passin by a Ford dealership on the side of the road. Well sir, a lightbulb went off in my head! The first thang I did wuz to pull out my old .44 magnum hawg leg frum my pants, pointed it at my mule’s head, then …. NOTHING HAPPENED!!
Upon inspection I realized that I wuz holding my cock! I dun did accidentally pull my old cooch pole frum my pants. I got to tell ya’ll at this point that I had been on the road for two weeks and I wuz hot and tired. I shook my head, put my cock up, found my revolver, then sent my beloved Kamala to heaven. I put the old girl out of her misery. After the long sojourn on the concrete of the interstate she did not even have hoofs anymore. They have worn off! By the time we reached Texas old Kamala wuz walking on four bloody stumps, she wuz!
I bowed my head, took off my old huntin hat, and sed a little prayer fer Kamala. Then I got out my knives and bone saw and butchered the mule right thar on the side of the road. In fact, I set up camp right thar, on Interstate 10 West, jest Inside Texas. I needed a break. So I kicked back and slow cooked the mule’s loin on the fire I built as I sat down, leaned up agin a wagon wheel, and drank sum of my good old homemade corn licker brewed back home in Sasquatch Hollow.
Bout 2:00 a.m. a Texas State Patrol car pulled up to my camp. Thar wuz two pigs. The first one wuz a real prick named “Officer Pedro Gonzalez”. He wuz fast-talkin and clearly on a power trip of the degree reserved for short dicks. The other offer was called “Lieutenant Big Meat Pete”. He wuz more laid back, spoke and moved slower, and seemed like someone I could do bidness with.
Gonzalez stormed into my camp and right up to me, getting in my face. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!? YOU CAN’T CAMP HERE!! YOU NEED TO PUT OUT THAT FIRE … NOW!!! CLEAN UP THIS FUCKING MESS, GET THAT DEAD ANIMAL OFF THE ROAD, AND GET THAT GODDAMNED CONTRAPTION OUT OF HERE…. NOW!!!
I shook my head and looked down at the ground. “What I’m the hell has the world come to?”, I thought as I reached into my pants and slid my hand around the grips of my .44 magnum and slowly started pulling it out.
Just then old Lt. Big Meat Pete walked over with his hand held up and saying “Whoah thar, fellas. Thar’s no need ta git all squirrelly over this here situation.” I thought yo myself that this old boy is alright. He seemed to be the kind of true Texas gentleman that you expect when you come to this state, unlike that little swarthy prick, Gonzalez.
Old Pete continued on, “Hi thar, feller! I’m old Big Meat Pete. Welcome to Texas! What brings ya’ll this way?” I told old Pete my name and explained to him why I wuz thar in Texas and about camping out. That arrogant rat Gonzalez wuz clearly getting agitated. He had already pulled out his baton from his duty belt and wuz a’statin at me like he wuz wantin to smash in my head with it.
Old Pete kept on talkin. “Well, son, we am sure iz glad to have ya here in …. [pause] uh hey, Roy… is that mule I smell?” I sed “Shore is, Pete. Why don’t ya sit awhile and have ya sum. Have ya a little nip of this here shine too. Made it myself!” Pete got a big, wide grin on his face, sed “Well, I don’t mind if’n I do! Mighty kind of ya, Roy!”
It wuz at this point where Gonzalez lost his shit. He pulled his pistol and pointed it in old Roy’s direction. He then started going on and on about how old Pete is corrupt and that he wuz taking over the investigation. Then “💥BAM!!!💥”, the report frum my .44 magnum is a beautiful thang to behold! Quiet then fell upon my camp, save for old Pete’s chomping on a piece of smoked mule meat.
I sed to Pete, “Sorry I had to do that, Pete”. Old Pete did not even stop chewing as he spoke “Oh, fuck that w#tba#k sumbitch. Boy, this here is sum damn fine mule, Roy!
After Pete ate about 3 pounds of mule meat and drank an entire Mason jar of my high-proof moonshine. He sed “Goodnight, Roy! Thanky fer the vittles and hooch! Let me knowd if’n ya’ll need anything whilst ya in the great state of Texas!” I sed goodbye and then watched as the patrolman got into his car, turned on its siren and took off headed East in the westbound lanes at high speed. It clearly struck me that the sumbitch wuz going the wrong way. But I jest shrugged and thought “fuck him”. I then curled up under a burlap sack and got some much needed sleep.
Now, to cut a long story short, I woke up well before dawn at the sound of the wailing sirens on cop cars and ambulances speeding east. I decided to git to werk. I walked over to that old Ford dealership in front of which I had set up camp. I stole me an F350 Dually and and enclosed toy trailer fer hauling motorcycles and moonshine and sech. I then gathered up the shit I needed before setting my camp on fire. Then I hauled ass in my new truck and towing trailer!!
Before I headed over to the Big Thicket to murder sum of them thar Bigfoots, I headed south to the US-Mexican border. See, I had decided to do my patriotic duty and help out with that thar border crises that old man Joe Biden created when he took office and fucked the ever livin shit outa everthang. See, what I dun did wuz call my contact in the Taco Mafia, an old feller named Rodrigo Burrito, and told him I wuz gonna hep him smuggle sum leaf blowers across the border. They is paying $1,500.00 a head fer this!!
Well, I stole me a a big old pickup truck and an enclosed trailer to pull behind it. I’d roll up to the border at a secluded location, load up not thutty them tamales at a time, and take payment. After that I would give each landscaper a small baggie of fentanyl ((I told em it were headache powder) then locked them sumbitches up in the trailer I hauled add to Houston … straight to the local DEA office, where I turned them all in fer drug smugglin!
Them thar DEA fellers was tickled pink! They yanked them old Mexican families out of my trailer, beat them into submission, then performed repeated and violent body cavity searches. It wuz a win-win fer me cuz I made good bank off the Taco Mafia and I kept a bunch of swarthy illegal aliens of the streets of America. But still, I felt like I deserved more.
Whilst them old DEA boys were probin them Mexicans with their batons, I called the head guy over. “Hey, Lieutenant Himmler! Can I have a word wit ya?”, I said. The cop sauntered on over to me. I sed, “Now looky here. Ya’ll don’t wanna have to process all these here be#ners. That’s a lot of work.” The Lieutenant replied with a heavy Texas drawl, “Well now, Roy, I reckon that bout 5-6 of them thar little fellas will make a run fer here shortly and we’ll have to gun em down, know what I mean?” I knowd what he means.
I continued on “Well now, that thar sounds like a right good plan. In fact, I’d like to git in on sum that too if’n I can. But there’s sumthang else I wanna talk to ya bout.” The Lieutenant sed “Well hell yeah, Roy!! Jest grab yer old shootin iron and I’ll deputize ya! We is got us a pool goin. The most head shots wins!”
“Sounds good!”, I sed. “But thar’s sumthang else.” The old top cop narrowed his eyes, cocked his head, and leaned forward. Clearly I had his attention. I continued, “Ya see that thar girl over thar in the ass-tight jeans and Joe Biden T-shirt?” The Lieutenant looked over at her and sed “Yep.” I sed “Well, I dun took a likin to that little squaw. I want her.”
The Lieutenant replied “Well now, Roy, of course I don’t rightly give a shit. I mean, I cain’t sell her to ya. I’m an officer of the law and that would be an ethical problem fer me. I think they call it a ‘conflict of interest’. But sure, I COULD give her to ya.”
The cop continued, “But Roy, how you know me that lil bitch is of legal age?” I sed “I checked her ID”. The Lieutenant immediately sed “Oh, OK! As long as she is of legal age then go ahead and take the lil Taco. I don’t give a fuck. Have fun. Knock yer self out!! But do me one favor, Roy.” I sed “Sure, whut?” The Lieutenant sed “Well, if’n that thar young, seemingly healthy girl happens to drop dead while in your possession, don’t leave it in my jurisdiction, ok?” I sed “You got it, Chief!”
Of course, I knowd that this here cute lil bitch wuz over 18. I got an up close and person look at her whilst I wuz shoving the baggy of drugs up her cooter hole. So thar’s no problem with that. She’s my property now!
I took that pretty little brown skinned girl, put her in my truck, and tied her up so she can’t escape. She spoke no English, only Taco Muncher. Man, she sure wuz pretty, and her tight little body wuz smoking hot! I bet I could take her back to Sasquatch Hollar and make a pretty penny selling her to Madam Kalashnikov at the local whoowah house! But I had other plans fer her.
Well, as predicted, then illegal aliens did make a run fer it. But the cruel hand of justice came down on them hard on ‘em! Me and the DEA boys had us a good laff, shook hands, and then I left with my new jizz jug tied up in the seat next to me.
I headed on up to Big Thicket from thar. Bout halfway thar I caught a ferocious case of the shits from eating old Kamala! I pulled over to relive myself in sum bushes, then got run off by the folks in the Lowe’s garden department. But that weren’t the end of it. I had to stop 7 more times because of explosive diarrhea. I shit myself so bad, in fact, that I ruined my britches and skivvies and had to go plum bare assed. On on such stop I couldn’t even get out of my truck without launching a load of brown water across the cab of the truck and allow my lil Mexican companion and the passenger side window. I felt a little bad fer her after that so I stopped at a Taco Bell and bought her a burrito.
After a couple hours on the road I had pretty much emptied my bowels of old Kamala. Then, jest as we were pulling up to an access road fer the Big Thicket I saw blue lights in the part of my rear view mirror that wuz not covered in shit. I pulled over to see what the fuck the oinker wanted.
Well sir, this. Lil lady in a poleece uniform walked up to my winder. I rolled her down and sed “Well hello there, little lady! What can I do ya fer?” She said she pulled me over because all my windows were obscured by a brown substance and that it weren’t safe fer me to be driving this way. I replied, “Aww shucks, it ain’t nuthin! I been getting along jest fine. Hey, you knowd what? You sure is a pretty lil thang!”
Then that lil police girl got all sorts of bent outa shape. She sed that wuz a mangled kid’s bicycle and two road hazard cones wedged up under the front end of my truck. I replied, “Well, sum fuckers jest don’t know they ain’t supposed to be playing in the road. I figured if’n thar sorry assed parent weren’t gonna teach em then old Roy should step in and teach em, know what I mean?”
At this point the lil police girl pulled out her service pistol, pointed it at me, and ordered me out of my truck. With a long sigh I complied and stepped outs my truck. “THUMP!!!!” came the loud sound. The lil cop looked in the direction of the sound. It were my cock a’hittin the ground cuz I were still naked from the waste down. She stood thar with her mouth plum open staring at my old tallywacker layin thar in the dirt. I sed, “Ya’ll like what ya see thar, sweet thang?” Her mouth closed abruptly and she returned her angry gaze to my face.
Well now, it were at this here point that the little copper noticed my Mexican travel companion tied up in the passenger seat and covered up in dried feces. The cop looked surprised. She exclaimed “OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?” The little Mexican gal then started talking excitedly with her jibber jabber. I thunk to myself “Well hell, Roy. I guess you is a’gonna hafta do sumthang bout this before that lil cop girl gits hysterical.” Besides, it wuz gonna be nightfall soon and I aimed to git out in the woods to choke out a squatch er three.
Quick as a bunny I grabbed the pistol outa the little cop’s hands. Then I took hold off my fuckin stick, twirled it away 2-3 times over my head, and then busted her over her pretty lil head with it “BAMMM!!!” She hit the ground like a sack of taters she did!! I then looked at the pistol I took away frum her to see what she had been packin. It were a lil old .380 Glock. I sed “Jeeeesus Christ… PUSSY SHIT!!”, then threw the little pea shooter into the woods.
Well no, I gathered the unconscious dick-whipped little po-lease girl and throwd her into the cab of my truck along with my lil Mexican gal, got myself in, then took off down the Big Ticket access road. I had my a route plotted out on my old topography map I stole from the old sporting goods store back home, the “Sasquatch Bait and Pizza”. Unfortunately it too wuz covered in a thick and crusty layer of dried shit. “Well, shit!”, I sed.
I drove bout 2 and a half hours in Big Thicket. I went down the dirt access road fer a while, then took an old logging road, then road down sum rough-ass old pig trails. Finally I decided to stop and prepare fer my hunt. By this here time the lil cop wuz coming to. I wanted to go scout out the land a little bit a’fer I hed out fer the night. But I couldn’t leave the pig here. So I pulled her ass outa the truck and tied up her hands with my long damn cock rod.
She asked “What are you doing?!?” First thang I sed wuz “Shut the fuck up!!!” Then I explained that we were gonna do sum scoutin and that she wuz comin along.
Now it didn’t take long before the cop’s training come into play. She started in with all this bullshit about surrendering to her and how it wuz in my best interest to let her go and other psychological horse shit. I stopped, then turned to her to speak. I explained the situation to her. I told her that we wuz smack dab in the middle of lair of sum of the biggest and meanest Sasquatch on the face of this heat earth. Therefore, is wuz in her best interest to shut up lest she irritate one of them thar rascals and it rips off her head. Second, I advised her that if she chooses to keep on yapping I wuz a’gonna pull the whiskey cork outa my asshole, which I been dun using to stop the flaming shits, and stick it in her mouth. Either way, she WUZ gonna shut the fuck up.
That thar lil cop kept quiet after that, and I hit back to scouting. After a good half hour hike I finally came across the first Sasquatch sign! It wuz a hellish, Jurassic Park sounding “Ohio Call” sounding vocalization. What’s more, it wuz close, like with a half mile. We stood thar listening. That damned old critter let out 2 more howls! I knew I had to move!! I had to get back to my truck and git ready!!!
Well, right bout that thar time I wuz struck by a powerful pain in my old Johnson. Before I could investigate I heard the lil cop girl cry out in pain. I quickly figured out what wuz going on. Hearing them thar Sasquatch howls wuz giving me a stiffy!! I quickly untied my P-Rod from the cop’s hands. Lord knows what would have happened if’n I hadn’t of untied myself in time. I’m guessing my old tallywacker would have busted! I shore would have been in a world of hurt then!
I grabbed the lil lady and we high-tailed it back to my truck. After hearing them thar menacing Sasquatch howls the little cop-ess became very compliant. As we ran back to the cop she wuz nervously asking what the sound wuz from and whether we were in danger. I told her to shut the fuck up. “We gots us sum of that thar bidness to tend to, tits!! Shut up and do what I say!”, I sed. She just nodded and kept on running with me.
When we reached my truck the little enchilada I had tied up had obviously heard the horrific Bigfoot howls becuz she wuz goin bat shit crazy. Amazingly, I discovered in that moment the bitch knows how to speak English. She yelled out “ROY! ROY!!!” I told her to shut the fuck up, realizing having two bitches at yer side doubles the bullshit ya gotta deal with.
But the little taco girl continued, “ROY!! ROY!!! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!! THERE’S A MONSTER!!!! Annoyed, I sed to her “DAMMIT, BITCH!!! YOU DUN SEEN IT!! AND YOU KNOWD I DUN SHIT MY BRITCHES!!! I AIN’T GOT NOWHAR ELSE TO PUT IT!!!”
I wuz assuming she wuz talking bout my monster dong. But she continued. “ROY!!! NO!!! THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN!!!” By this time I had had it with this little south-of-the-border snooch. I started to reach fer my old .44 magum shootin iron when she sed the one thang that made my blood run cold: “ROY!!! BEHIND THE TRUCK!!! ITS HERE NOW!!! IT CAME AROUND WHEN YOU AND THE PIG WALKED OFF!!”
Now I understood. It was a trap!!! That mothertrucker wuz gonna ambush me!! I jabbed my hand deeper under the front seat looking fer my shootin iron. Then things got worse. Much worse.
I heard my hammer on my pistol cock behind me. Then I heard that lil ole sissy cop say “Put your hands over your head, Roy! NOW!! Do it or I will kill you where you stand!!!” Boy, wuz I pissed at myself!!! In all the excitement I momentarily lost track of that cop bitch. Now she got the slip on me, and with my own gun!!! Shit!!!!
I decided to work my charm. I sed “Put that thar shootin iron down you stupid skank-bitch before I cock whip you again!” Her voice wuz quivering in rage as she sed “I am going to save the taxpayers some money and just do it and send you back to hell, where you came fro…..” then complete and utter silence followed by a loud “THUD!”
I sed, “Uh, honey? Is you ok?” Then I turned around and looked jest as her headless body crumpled to the ground. Standing right thar behind where the pig girl wuz a’standing wuz a GIGANTIC Sasquatch!!! The motherfucker wuz ever bit of 14 feet tall! The shoulders were more broader than Oprah Winfrey’s fat ass. They had to be 7 feet wide, minimum!
While that stupid bitch wuz standing thar pointing my Hawg Laig at me that damned old Sasquatch snuck up behind her and ripped her head plum clean off!! The thud I heard wuz her head hitting the ground after the monster dropped it. As I stood thar jest staring at the beast I heard that little Mexican gal screaming in horror behind me. I thought to myself as I rolled my eyes, “Goddamn… This here is the last time I bring a bitch with me on a Sasquatch hunt.” But I did not have time fer the battle of the sexes. I had to deal with this murderous Sasquatch!!!
The next thang I dun did wuz to pull out my pecker to take a leak and cypher on this here situation fer a minute. But that big ole beast-critter wusn’t havin enny of it. He let loose with a big old god awful roar. Well sir, I gathered up 4-5 feet of my, whipped it round in a circle a time er two, then concked the critter on its head with it.
The Sasquatch looked stunned. Apparently it ain’t never been dick-whipped before. Then somethang funny happened. It got a real sad look on its face. It wuz jest a’starin at my massive cock laying thar on the ground. Then the critter got all drawn up and covered it’s nethers with both hands. It seemed right embarrassed, it dun did.
I felt a bit empathetic fer the critter. Sure, it wusn’t packing as much man meat down thar as I were. But hell, who does? I have caused horses to die from envy. Yep, they jest see what I got goin on and they start running into brick walls, head first, until they kilt themselves. I always been taught that with great cock comes great responsibility.
I started talking to the poor Sasquatch in a baby voice. “Hey… Why the long face, fella? Come on now, I am sure you ain’t got nuffin to be afraid of. Heck, you is a big old boy! Even an average Wang on you is going to be bigger than most men. Come on, let me see that thar hog leg!” But the Sasquatch stewed in its shame, maintaining a gaze to the ground and using its hands to hide its groin. But I kept it up. I figured the old boy jest needed sum reassurance.
After a few minutes, and me sharing a Butterfinger with the beast, things got a little more relaxed. After a bit we both had forgotten about the Sasquatch’s dick. We wuz sittin side by side on the ground and sippin from a jar of shine I retrieved from under the seat of my old truck. I wuz even showing the big old Bigfoot video of me fucking sum old truck stop whore I recorded on my phone!
Finally, I sed, “Looky here, Bigfoot. You is alright. But it’s late and I think I’d like to go find a whoowah house and git my freak on. Why don’t you take this here little Mexican gal I got tied up in my truck, and I’ll go hits me a little Asian whoowah in town. Whaddaya say?”
Well sir, that monster’s eyes got as big as saucers, and a grin appeared on its face. I untied Dora the Explorer and handed her over to the beast. The damned thang wuz slobbering! That gal wuz gonna got the pounding of her life! But hell, I wuz jest a’gonna use her fer Bigfoot bait anyway. At least this here way she has a chance to live AND she will git to have the time of her life.
“You have a good ‘un, feller”, I said as I waived goodbye to the Bigfoot. I turned to git in my truck. Then, things took a dark and sudden turn.
At first I heard giggles coming from the little Latina. Then they escalated into all-out belly laughter. I went over there to see what the duck wuz so funny. The chick was pointing at the the beast’s groin while laughing her ass off. I look up at the Sasquatch. It had hung its head, tears were streaming down its cheeks. I felt kinda bad fer the critter, especially since he and I had jest partied together.
I looked down at the animals groin. My first thought wuz “Well, where in the fuck is it?” Truth be told, nuffin wuz thar. I pulled out my pack of matches and lit one fer illumination. I held it up close to the animal. But still I couldn’t find its pecker. I wuz plum perplexed!
By this point the lil Mexican gal had somewhat composed herself. She sed to me, “Look Roy, right here!” She pulled back the hair on that mangy beast whar it’s rod should be. I leaned in real close with my match as close to the critter as I could get it without catching the hair on fire. I couldn’t see shit!
I sed “Goddamn it woman!! Thar ain’t nuffin thar!!” Now she is pointing close to the skin and saying “Look closer!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!”
I sed “Jest wait a fucking minute!”, then wint yo my truck to fetch my old reading glasses. Back at the squatch, with glasses and another lit match fer illumination, I bent in real close to the critters junk. After the Mexican chick pulled back the hair and pointed right at it, I finally saw it. I sed “Damn. That’s it huh?” It wuz the size of a BB, like what kids shoot through air guns. I stood up, dumbfounded. I took off my hat and rubbed my scalp with my free hand. I think to myself “Goddamn, that thar is done humiliating shit. It’s no wonder that thar animal is pissed off 24-7.”
I looked up at the face of the Sasquatch. It wuz still looking down at the ground, tears streaming down. Then, in silence, it slowly raised its head and looked at me. It was one of them thar rare moments of harsh, cruel honesty. In fact, it were probably an existential reckoning fer the beast. I felt bad fer it, really bad.
Then I made up my mind. No man anywhar wants to live with a dick that small …💥BAMM!!!!!!💥
The blast frum my .44 maggum wuz deafening! The bullet hit the poor beast right betwixt it’s eyes. Blood and brains rained down on the forest floor and converted it into a colorful canopy of gloom. The Bigfoot’s body hit the ground and crumpled into its position of eternal sleep.
The little Latina bitch wuz as shocked by the report of my revolver as she wuz by being covered in the monster’s blood and brains. She jestcstood thar in silence. But I weren’t dun with her yet. Not by a long shot.
Before I left I tied that bitch up to a big old oak tree. Then I layed out a copious amount of dog treats. They wuz Snausages: Dogman Edition. Yep, this here were doggy treats jest fer dogman. Them damned old demon dogs wuz thick up in this here Big Ticket region!
I figured that since that dumb bitch humiliated that Sasquatch, she deserves some payback. I tied her ass up, made some calls that sounded like distressed and dying animals, and surrounded her with Dogman doggy treats, not to mention the gory remains of my Bigfoot buddy. The howls started growing closer and closer before I even left the area. That bitch is gonna get ripped to pieces, like carnitas on a taco!
Well friends, that thar wuz my trip to Big Thicket. Or more accurately, that wuz Day 1! I hung round fer 2 more days, choked out 3 more Sasquatch, skinned an entire pack of Dogmen alive, and had a 3-way with 2 chick campers! All in all, it were a ton of fun!
2024.04.24 22:16 GrandSupermarket4024 My White Trash, Cheap Ass, Neighborhood Endangering, Backyard Set-up
So this right now is pretty much all I can do in my backyard due to upcoming construction that is going to happen in the fall. It has been pieced together and modified over the past several months. The stance mat is 1” Amazon gym tiles cover with Home Depot artificial grass It sits on top of pavers set in 2” of sand. The hitting strip was ordered from somewhere over seas(can’t remember where). A 20 something inch T.V. in an homemade box connected to an iPad connected to a mevo+ The netting was ordered from dynasports online. 4x4 fence posts (yes they could get hit and cause the ball to ricochet) and top rail from a old chain link fence. All topped off with a triangular sun shade. It might be white trash to some but I enjoy the hell out of it. And just so certain individuals are aware, no windows have been broken, no pets have been harmed, no persons have been maimed, and no child has “put their eye out”. Noise is minimal but comes no where near as close to annoying as the leaf blowers, barking dogs, and neighbor yakking and cackling on her phone. BTW, some of this is sarcasm if you you can’t tell. Moral of the story, build what you can and enjoy yourself today because nobody is guaranteed a tomorrow.
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2024.04.19 19:38 notquitenuts It's the 3rd Sunday, the snow is gone and the peepers are here! Take a beautiful spring drive!
How does a buffet style breakfast with eggs, blueberry and plain pancakes, REAL MAPLE SYRUP, biscuits and sausage gravy , corned beef hash, homemade brown beans, homefries, bacon, sausage, coffee, tea and orange juice sound? All this for $9 and kids under 12 are free! Yes, I wrote that right.
If that's not enough this is all served in our historic lodge that was built in 1841 and is loaded with historical items, in a quintessential New England town with an amazing small town vibe and beautiful scenery to reach. Our lodge is the leftmost building in the pic.
We serve from 8-11 am on the 3rd Sunday of every month at
Marlow Odd Fellows Forest Lodge
5 Church St
Marlow NH 03456
If you REALLY want a challenge, take on our unadvertised Frasier. It has two eggs, two pieces of cheese, four pieces of bacon and 2 sausage patties served on a king sized Thomas' English muffin drizzled with maple syrup, a side of Sriracha aioli and homefries for $10.
As a side note, we also do Bingo every Saturday directly preceding the 3rd Sunday for those who like bingo...Doors open at 4 for burgers, hot dogs and a special dinner as well as numerous desserts. Games start at 5pm
About us....We are a non profit and use any revenues to foster community and charitable works, fund our sholarships and live up to our pledge to "visit the sick, relieve the distressed, bury the dead, and educate the orphan"
We would love to see you!!!!
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If that's not enough this is all served in our historic lodge that was built in 1841 and is loaded with historical items, in a quintessential New England town with an amazing small town vibe and beautiful scenery to reach. Our lodge is the leftmost building in the pic.
We serve from 8-11 am on the 3rd Sunday of every month at
Marlow Odd Fellows Forest Lodge
5 Church St
Marlow NH 03456
If you REALLY want a challenge, take on our unadvertised Frasier. It has two eggs, two pieces of cheese, four pieces of bacon and 2 sausage patties served on a king sized Thomas' English muffin drizzled with maple syrup, a side of Sriracha aioli and homefries for $10.
As a side note, we also do Bingo every Saturday directly preceding the 3rd Sunday for those who like bingo...Doors open at 4 for burgers, hot dogs and a special dinner as well as numerous desserts. Games start at 5pm
About us....We are a non profit and use any revenues to foster community and charitable works, fund our sholarships and live up to our pledge to "visit the sick, relieve the distressed, bury the dead, and educate the orphan"
We would love to see you!!!!
2024.04.19 09:30 Litt_Kiddie New Music Friday (04/19/2024) 🍰
G'day and welcome to NMF#182!
Happy Friday everyone! I'm not too sure if the Wiggles are recognised internationally, but they are a big childrens group here in Aus and them dropping a club remix album was not on my 2024 bingo card lol.
Be sure to follow the NMF playlist, updated weekly with all the contents of the post. Or, if you prefer something a little more hand-curated, try 's wubly, or my own Hypers playlist.
Come and hang out on discord!
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Happy Friday everyone! I'm not too sure if the Wiggles are recognised internationally, but they are a big childrens group here in Aus and them dropping a club remix album was not on my 2024 bingo card lol.
Singles
- Cyclops - NOPE
- Wooli & SampliFire - ACID
- Oliverse & MUST DIE! - Play With Fire - MUST DIE! Remix
- Subtronics & Rezz & Phantogram - Black Ice (feat. Phantogram)
- Ace Aura - Doorman
- Syzy & Neonix - Get a grip!
- Dion Timmer - Way 2 Close
- Digitist - UNCIVILIZED
- GorillaT & Hostage Situation - Buckshots
- Maddy O'Neal & zoska - Wont Back Down
- JoeB & STVG - frubes
- Wraz. & Substance - Mare - Substance Remix
- SpaceYeti - Anthem
- Morf - Stitches
- Crowell - Yasuo (Triplet Vip)
- Hysteric - The Raven
- STAYNS & Yurei & Sensate - DUPPY - Sensate Remix
- Sythyst - 20 Fingers
- Vigotty - L1GHT
- Eyelander - Hunted
- Cheap Thrill - ESCAPE SEQUENCE
- Saka - movelikethis
- Speed Shift - No Gas
- Star Monster - Children of the Night
- Simulcats & Whad - soberstate - Whad Remix
- Rated R - DIRTY SOUTH
- Monxx - FINAL BOSS (WONKY SONG 2024 VIP)
- Monsters Everywhere - EVOLUTION
- DirtySnatcha & Luci - Genie In a Bottle
- FaceSplit - Daikatana - FaceSplit 2024 VIP
- NEAVE$ - RATTLESNAKE JAKE
- WonkyWilla - Space Freakin
- SubDocta & Tyro - Black Magic
- Infamus Dubz - Traitor
- Infamus Dubz - Treacherous
- SoDown & Homemade Spaceship - Issa Vibe
- Blaize - ILL
- Synymata & The Arcturians - Used To Be So Strong
- IrieArtz - Embalm
- Geeku - Riddim Gull
- J-Costa & DIE FOR ME - BURIAL GROUND
EPs
- Badklaat - Injustice EP
- Nosphere - Puzzlement EP
- Ipsiom - Frostbitten
- Hamdi - Simplicity
- Saigga - Alien Activities
- TMSV - Antagonist
- BERNZIKIAL - Curse EP
- sfam - not playin' EP
- Shrike! - DISTORTION WORLD
- AXILON - ENTER DARKNESS
Albums
OTT (Off Topic Tune)
Did I miss anything? Provide new music (from this week) in the comments below, so that this thread can be updated. Did you miss anything? Previous New Music Friday posts are available here and last weeks playlist is here.Be sure to follow the NMF playlist, updated weekly with all the contents of the post. Or, if you prefer something a little more hand-curated, try 's wubly, or my own Hypers playlist.
Come and hang out on discord!
2024.04.19 02:38 its_whirlpool4 Events for Fri 4/19 - Sun 4/21
** BOTH SAT 4/20 AND SUN 4/21 *\*
9 AM - 3 PM Rummage Sale for the flock Inez Neighborhood Park, 2001-2099 Wisconsin St. NE New to you household, personal items, jewelry, toys, clothing and so much more! Discover bargains while supporting the Birds of a Feather Parrot Rescue of NM!
1 - 2:45 PM ORPHEUS - the 1950 Jean Cocteau cinematic marvel, as part of our ongoing Arthouse Classics/Faves! The Guild Cinema, 3405 Central Ave NE Check out the trailer. Dir. Jean Cocteau - 1950 - 95m - France - In French with English subtitles. Jean Cocteau’s update of the Orpheus myth depicts a famous poet (Jean Marais), scorned by the Left Bank youth, and his love for both his wife, Eurydice (Marie Déa), and a mysterious princess (Maria Casarès). Seeking inspiration, the poet follows the princess from the world of the living to the land of the dead, through Cocteau’s famous mirrored portal. Orpheus’s peerless visual poetry and dreamlike storytelling represent the legendary Cocteau at the height of his powers (tickets)
** Fri 4/19 *\*
Fri 11 AM – 6 PM 4 Year Anniversary and Ribbon Cutting Corrales Teas and Chocolates, 3923 Corrales Rd. Suite B, Corrales Steampunk themed. Come as you are or be creative with your steampunk outfit. Come mingle and meet new friends. Light snacks will be served
Fri 5 – 9 PM 3rd Friday "after-work" Practica (new event!) Las Puertas, 1500 1st St. NW Come unwind, get your good antics on, socialize and horse around practicing in good company and quality this dance we love. One great floor in 2 sections: Floor A: practice space, group work, tango therapy and mechanics help (technique). Floor B: Dance as if it were a relaxed milonga. Do your thing here 100% free, just keep the ronda harmony! ** 5-6pm "rando-tando" mixed music fun ** 6-9pm DJ'd sets (tandas and cortinas). $10~15 be generous / honor system * $10 if just dancing * $15 if you are getting some tango therapy/mechanics/group work ** we always provide healthy food and drink so enjoy!
Fri 5:30 - 7 PM Science on Tap: Attending to All Children National Museum of Nuclear Science & History, 601 Eubank Blvd. SE Science on Tap is not your ordinary lecture series. Grab a beer from Bombs Away Beer Company and enjoy a relaxed presentation by scientists, researchers, and subject matter experts on various engaging science topics. "Attending to All Children: Understanding how brain dynamics influences behavior to improve outcomes," with Dr. Julia Stephen, Mind Research Network. Join us for an insightful discussion of how Dr. Stephen uses non-invasive brain imaging to study brain activity in children. Her work has focused on finding early signs of atypical brain development to provide early intervention for developmental disorders, providing better outcomes for children. Doors 5:30 pm, start 6:00 pm, ends 7:00 pm. Admission is $10 per person, 21+ to attend. Admission will provide each guest with one beer ticket. Guests can purchase additional drinks. IDs are required. Please drink responsibly. Event tickets can be purchased in advance or at the door
Fri 5:30 – 7:30 PM Music At The Park ABQ Food Park, 6901-B San Antonio Dr. NE Get ready for an electrifying experience with local artist Joseph Velasquez! Join us for a dynamic evening filled with soulful tunes and vibrant melodies as Joseph Velasquez takes the stage. Indulge in delicious bites from our food trucks, then kick back, relax, and immerse yourself in the captivating sounds of our talented local musician. This is your chance to support our vibrant music scene while enjoying a memorable night out. Don't miss the opportunity to groove to the rhythm of the music and savor the flavors of our community
Fri 6 – 8:30 PM Friday Night Live El Vado, 2500 Central Ave SW Get ready to sway to the melodious tunes of Smooth Groove! Smooth Groove promises an evening filled with diverse musical delights. From variety hits to classic rock, Spanish beats to oldies goldies, they'll have you tapping your toes and dancing with joy. Get ready for a multifaceted musical journey that'll keep you entertained all night long! Fuel up for the dance floor with delectable treats from our fantastic food pods. With a mouthwatering selection ranging from savory bites to sweet indulgences, there's something to satisfy every craving. And what's a celebration without a refreshing beverage? Quench your thirst with a craft beer from Ponderosa Brewing , served up at the El Vado Tap Room. With an array of brews to choose from, you're sure to find the perfect complement to the vibrant atmosphere. Gather your loved ones, invite your friends, and join us for an evening of dynamic music, scrumptious food, and lively vibes
Fri 6 - 9 PM Variety Social Dance CSP Dance Studios, 1624 Eubank Blvd. NE Dive into the joy of dance among friends who inspire! Join us where community through movement takes center stage. For just $10 cash at the door, you'll have the opportunity to sample and practice social dancing a variety of dances including ballroom, Latin, country, swing and line dancing. This is your invitation to try something new, meet like-minded individuals, and practice social dancing in a welcoming, supportive environment. The night kicks off with a welcome lesson from 6:00-6:30pm, making it ideal for beginners or anyone to meet new people before the dance floor opens up. Step into a night of dance, discovery, and community
Fri 6 – 9 PM Shared Futures Dance Party Explora, 1701 Mountain Rd. NW On Adult Night, Explora opens up their amazing facility and interactive exhibits to those 18 years old and older. DJ Ren and DJ Moonside will be spinning live from the Rotary Pavillion upstairs in the northeast corner. If the weather is nice we can open the garage doors to the outside. There is usually a food truck outside. This evening will involve interactive pieces with Shared Futures! "Shared.Futures is a SciArt collaborative where we bring together local scientists and artists. Together, we aim to communicate scientific perspectives through artistic mediums to showcase what our shared futures can look like." Admission - $14, Students, Seniors, Military - $11, Explora members get in free! 3 channels of music to choose from: Channel 1: DJs Moonside and Ren spinning live!, Channel 2: Dance mix TBD, Channel 3: a mix of science related music and sounds. We use radio frequencies to transmit to the headphones so you should be able to tune in wherever you decide to roam, inside or out! The main place to pick up and drop off your headphones when you are done will be in the entrance area where you pay admission...
Fri 6 - 9 PM Crazy Bird Tractor Brewing - Westside, 5720 McMahon Blvd., Bldg 5, Ste A Crazy Bird is back! We’ve got some new tunes, some old hits, and as always we keep it entertaining. Come have some delicious beer, enjoy the food truck or the ton of options nearby, and dance with us
Fri 7 - 9 PM Gilbert Uribe The Craft Kitchen in The Taproom at Old Town, 524 Romero St. NW Award winning singer-songwriter Gilbert Uribe performs a vibrant blend of Acoustic Latin & Soul Music he calls “Sabrosoul”. Hailing from New Mexico, Gilbert combines elements of Reggae/Rocksteady, the feel-good vibes of Classic Soul and R&B, and the rhythms of Cumbia and Salsa to create a unique musical experience
Fri 7 – 9:30 PM Bluehouse Casa Vieja, 4541 Corrales Rd., Corrales Bluehouse brings their South Valley rock north to Corrales! Enjoy Casa Vieja’s ambience and hospitality. Beer, food truck, friends, dancing, FUN!
Fri 7 – 10 PM Once Upon a Waltz Holiday Dance Studio, 5200 Eubank Blvd. NE Make your whimsical dreams come true as you glide across the dance floor as your favorite Disney persona. A romantic waltz lesson will begin the evening at 7pm followed by open dancing at 8pm. Dress to impress! Refreshments will be served. $30 for non-members
Fri 7:30 – 10:30 PM 90's Country Covers Night w/ Back In The Saddle Band Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW Come two step to the songs you know and love live by the incredibly talented Back In The Saddle! They'll play all the hits you know and love from George Straight, Brooks and Dunn, and Miranda Lambert!
Fri 8 PM Live Salsa with Son Como Son Juno, 1501 1st St. NW Dance to live Salsa with Son Como Son, hosted by DJ Solovino. Authentic Cuban Salsa with Son Como Son on Juno's patio. 21+. Come early and get a pizza or another item from Juno's menu; kitchen stays open until 9:45 (tickets)
Fri 8 – 11 PM Coffin Club w/ DJ Riff Rat Tractor Brewing, 122 Tulane Dr. SE Get your darkest outfit, blackest Dr. Martins, and thickest eyeliner because we got a night of old school deathrock, Goth, batcave aesthetic by the always talented DJ Batboy!
Fri 8 – 11 PM The Prelude with DJ Soiree Two Cranes Bistro and Brew, 901 Rio Grande Blvd. NW Join us for an unforgettable evening filled with unbeatable vibes, fantastic drink specials including $5 wells, $5 house margaritas, and $3 Dos Equis, and best of all, no cover charge! Gather your friends and indulge in delicious eats, crafted cocktails, and incredible music as we set the stage for an epic Friday night. Don't miss out on the ultimate pre-party destination!
Fri 9 PM – 1 AM Callaita Fridays: A Reggaeton Experience The Salt Yard West, 3700 Ellison Rd. NW Embark on an electrifying journey into the heart of Latin music. Join us for a night that promises to be nothing short of extraordinary, as we welcome DJ Soiree & DJ Primo Swift to ignite the dance floor with their infectious beats. Prepare to be swept away by the pulsating rhythms and contagious energy that fill the air as soon as you step into our vibrant venue. Feel the essence of Reggaeton come alive as DJ Soiree & DJ Primo Swift curate an experience that will keep you moving and grooving all night long. From classic hits to the latest chart-toppers, they know exactly how to set the stage for an unforgettable experience. This event is exclusively for 21+, ensuring an atmosphere where you can let loose and fully embrace the rhythm without inhibition. Whether you're a seasoned Reggaeton enthusiast or simply looking for a night of unparalleled fun and excitement, "Callaita Fridays" promises to deliver an experience like no other (tickets)
Fri 9:30 PM – 2 AM RUSKO Electric Playhouse, 2611 Corona Dr. NW The Leeds-born DJ/producer who ascended with the original U.K. dubstep movement — and gave it one of its first and most enduring anthems, a bolt of foul-mouthed rave lightening called "Cockney Thug" — is here to tell you that music is not about labels and dance is no fad. And to prove it, he proudly presents "SONGS": His gutsy, freewheeling, brilliant second album. "The sound of my early releases was very dub-influenced, and just good, fun, bouncy vibes," he says. "The majority of dubstep at the moment I think is aggressive, and I don't like angry music; I don't want to be angry in a club. So I wanted to make something really happy, but still heavy." "Happy and heavy" is a proper way to describe the vibe that has carried Rusko from the first moments of dubstep's life to the biggest stages in the world; from a single, seminal bass wobble to a swath of sounds that can't be capped in a few simple syllables (tickets)
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Sat 8 – 10 AM ABQ Backyard Refuge City Hall, 3200 Civic Center Cir NE, Rio Rancho Join this information session with ABQ Backyard Refuge (a program of Walle De Oro National Wildlife Refuge) to learn about how to transform your outdoor spaces into a refuge for migratory and native birds, pollinators and more. Presentation attendees will get priority entry into the Tree Seedling Giveaway. For more information, please contact Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful at 505-549-8030 or Email [ndahl@rrnm.gov](mailto:ndahl@rrnm.gov)
Sat 8 AM – 12 PM Downtown Growers' Market Robinson Park, 810 Copper Ave NW Every Saturday! This vibrant community event connects local farmers, growers, artisans, wellness makers, and hot food vendors with the local community from mid-April to early-November. Bring friends / family or come solo to enjoy fresh food made on sight, a variety of seasonal produce, unique arts and crafts, live music, and special programming all in the heart of downtown
Sat 9 AM – 12 PM Four Hills Village Spring Cleanup Campaign 748 4 Hills Rd. SE The Four Hills Village (FHV) neighborhood will be participating again this year in the city-wide Spring cleanup campaign. The Four Hills Village Association has registered for the event and has arranged for trash bags and gloves to be available for those who participate from our neighborhood. Meet at the Four Hills Barsis Park on Running Water and Stagecoach to pick up trash and debris in that area, and/or the intersection of Four Hills Road and Winterwood Way to cleanup along the walkways from there to the Tijeras Canyon bridge. Please join us to help keep our neighborhood park and other public spaces looking nice
Sat 9 AM – 3 PM A Day of Mud, Sweat & Cheers: Mudding Day and Spring Cleaning 966 Old Church Road, Corrales Helping the Historic Old San Ysidro Church will light you up! You'll develop new skills, meet new people, connect with your community, and expand your horizons! Come lend a hand! Learn to mix and apply adobe plaster on the courtyard walls. Gardeners: help clean up beds and plant flowers. Cleaners: annex, storage, spruce up upholstered chairs. Organizers: storage room and attic await. Painters: stain wood on the Annex Portal. Remember gloves, hats, old clothes, sunscreen, shovel, hoe, rake, trowel, hand spade, clippers, upholstery brush, rags, etc. We feed workers free breakfast and lunch! The Old Church is now 156 years old! The Corrales Historical Society has been taking good care of her for 51 years -- With your help, we can keep her going into the next century!
Sat 9 AM – 4 PM Spring Craft Fair Highland High School, 4700 Coal Ave SE Get some early Mother's Day shopping done, support local crafters and help the Highland Senate and Band programs raise money for school events!
Sat 10 AM Fight For Air Climb Albuquerque Fire Academy, 11500 Sunset Gardens Rd. SW Do Good, Feel Great! Our popular Fight for Air Climb event is designed for every type of climber, from beginner to competitive! The Premier Stair-Climbing Event in ABQ. Spaces fill up quickly, so save you spot on the stairs today! Why our Climbs are so special: -Where we climb...the country's most iconic locations where you'll see the world from a whole different perspective. -How we climb...with friends and family in a fun, celebratory atmosphere of hope and positivity. -Firefighters and First Responders....unhealthy air is an occupation hazard for these everyday heroes-come out to climb and show your appreciation. -When you do the climb, you support people with lung disease who are fighting for every breath (register)
Sat 10 AM – 1 PM Spring Fling Benefiting Locker 505! Meraki Coffee+Market, 5900 Eubank Blvd. NE With Spring in full bloom, it's time to freshen up our homes and hearts as we embrace the spirit of spring and Earth Day. It’s also Albuquerque’s 318th birthday. So much to celebrate! Clean out your closets and come enjoy a great Saturday with us. We’ll be collecting the following items: * Girls' shirts/t-shirts (sizes 5 to 14) * Boys' shirts/t-shirts (sizes 5 to 16) * Girls' jeans/leggings/sweats (sizes 4 to 16) * Boys' jeans/sweats (sizes 4 to 16) * Hygiene items: shampoo, conditioner, soap, toothpaste, toothbrushes, lotion, deodorant, brushes/combs (travel and full-size) * Toys: gently used or new, because every kid deserves a little joy!
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Homebrewer's Happy Hour Southwest Grape & Grain, 3401 Candelaria Blvd. NE Homebrewer's Happy Hour is the perfect chance for all homebrewers, wine makers, distillers, or anyone interested in learning, to connect with others, share a drink, and learn about a new subject each month! $1 off beers from 10am to 3pm. Presentation on monthly subject at 1pm with open forum to discuss after. Food truck on site for lunch! April 20: Hops
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Spring Fling Cornucopia Adult Day Services, 2002 Bridge Blvd. SW Come support adults/seniors with different abilities and join us for a our 2nd annual Spring Fling at Cornucopia. We will be hosting a Greenhouse sale & pot swap with plants all grown by our community. There will be food, drinks, entertainment, facepainting, vendors, silent auction & more
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Shop Local Market Cabezon Park and Community Center, 2307 Cabezon Blvd. SE Rio Rancho If you are a local vendor, come out to Cabezon Park’s local market! We support all things local! Everything must be handmade, or homegrown. No franchise companies. No resale of items. No political booths. No prepared food from Big Box Stores! No premade items re-branded and resold as homemade! No products containing non-sustainable oils. No products containing preservatives, colorants, etc., that are artificial, chemical or contain carcinogenics. No sale of weapons or alcohol. Please call the Cabezon Community Center at 505-892-4499 for more info. Vendor Space $35 for a 15x15 space (tables & chairs not provided). Must register online, NO Drop-Ins Accepted. No admission fee for shoppers
Sat 10 AM – 4 PM Manzano HS Football 2nd Annual Mattress Fundraiser Manzano High School, 800 Juan Tabo Blvd. NE Come get a better night’s sleep AND support Manzano HS FOOTBALL with their 2ND Annual Mattress & Adjustable Bed Sale Fundraiser Event! We carry quality name brands like Southerland, Malouf, Englander, Tranquility, and Wellsville. With HUGE savings off retail prices, this is a ONE DAY only event! We need your help to SPREAD THE WORD by inviting all of your family and friends! We will have a mattress showroom set up at Manzano High School gym. Every purchase supports MANZANO FOOTBALL! Sleep Better, Save Money, Support the KIDS!
Sat 10:30 AM – 12 PM Community Clean-Up Mesa Verde Community Center, 7900 Marquette Ave NE NO OPEN-TOED SHOES. Cleaning up loose trash is one of the best ways to pitch in for your community and the environment. Volunteering as a means to help conserve and protect the environment has a lot of upsides. Of course, the first is that you’ll be taking care of our planet, and it badly needs a little love given the myriad ways in which we’ve become adept at destroying it. But beyond that, volunteering for a cause you care about is a great way to meet like-minded people, make friends, and pull yourself out of the blues that sometimes accompany caring a lot about something important – especially if you feel alone in your endeavors. None of us like the sight of litter. Litter spoils the look of where we live but that’s not the only reason for picking up litter. There are a number of benefits from picking up litter that you may not have considered before. Volunteer-led projects such as these are one of the quickest, simplest, and least expensive ways to inspire more community spirit and civic action. A visually appealing community increases property values, attracts businesses, and improves the neighborhood's image. Beauty is one of the three most influential factors in community attachment, which means loyalty, to your particular town or city. Some research even shows that a nice-looking neighborhood promotes good behavior. Join us in keeping your community clean!
Sat 10:30 AM – 12:30 PM FolkMADS Third Saturday Family Dance Albuquerque Square Dance Center, 4915 Hawkins St. NE Dancing, song, and live music for kids of all ages. No experience needed to have fun! Children must be accompanied by an adult. Children dance free, Adults $10
Sat 11 AM – 2 PM Seed Share Alameda Greenhouse, 9515 4th St. NW Join us in celebrating FIFABQ's 10th Anniversary & our 9th Annual Seed Share! We are THRILLED to announce our partnership with Alameda Greenhouse, a local gem that has supported our Seed Share for the past 3 years. An extra special fact: Alameda cultivates their own seedlings, from seeds, rather than buying from large manufacturers. Be prepared to kick-start your gardening journey with their baby plants, giving you a head start while you await your seeds to blossom. Convenient on-site accessible parking, public parking across the street with a crosswalk, and a nearby bus stop (Route 10: 4th & Alameda) make it easy for you to join the festivities. EVEN MORE exciting news! Quirky Books is your go-to drop-off point for seeds, whether you're sharing bulk seeds or neatly sorted ones. If you can't make it to our in-person seed prep events, utilize this fantastic space to contribute. Remember to mention they're for FIFABQ. Learn more about our Prep Days
Sat 11 AM – 2 PM Environmental Justice Community Celebration Valle de Oro National Wildlife Refuge, 7851 2nd St. SW Hosted by the Refuge and our valued partners, this year's theme "Connecting Through Our Roots" highlights the deep ties that bind us - to each other, to our community, and to the earth beneath our feet. From the Green Machine to captivating dance performances by iLANDS and Sin Fronteras, and from hands-on educational workshops covering farming, plant restoration, and tile making to immersive Refuge and EJ Toxic Tours, there's something for everyone to enjoy and learn from. Fun Educational Activities for Family and Friends. Kayaking + Farming + Music + Dance + Food + EJ Toxic Tour + Wildlife Viewing + Art + More!
Sat 11 AM – 11 PM 420 Block Party Cheba Hut, 115 Harvard Dr. SE Get ready to elevate your 420 experience!
Sat 12 PM Day Drinking for a Cause Canteen Brewhouse, 2381 Aztec Rd. NE and Canteen Taproom, 417 Tramway Blvd. NE Join us for our 3rd annual Day Drinking for a Cause! $1 from every pint sold at the Brewhouse and Taproom will be donated to New Mexico Volunteers for the Outdoors. We will have live music all day! We're excited to welcome to our stage Mineral Hill, Radio Free ABQ, Le Chat Lunatique, and Los Metamorfos. Come have fun and support a good cause at the same time
Sat 12 PM 4/20 Backyard Market The ABQ Collective,1321 Eubank Blvd. NE Join us and The Bad Company! Destiny MC will be hosting and we’ll be having live comedy from Zach Abeyta, live music from Levi Platero, an Open Mic portion, over 20 local vendors, food trucks and more. PLUS! If you’re interested in joining us as a vendor...you’re in luck! There are still one or two spots left. Send an email to [backyardmarket@theabqcollective.com](mailto:backyardmarket@theabqcollective.com) and we’ll send you an invite
Sat 12 – 4 PM Albuquerque's Birthday Celebration Old Town, 2000 N Plaza St. NW The Department of Arts & Culture is excited to celebrate Albuquerque's 318th Birthday with food, fun, live music, and local flair in the heart of the City. This party will feature birthday must-haves such as face painting, entertainment, and specials at a variety of participating Old Town stores. There will be something for everyone to enjoy at this party! Gazebo entertainment will include performances by Ballet Folklorico Fiesta Mexicana, Mariachi Tenampa, and Baracutanga (more info)
Sat 12 – 5 PM Great New Mexico Food Truck & Craft Beer Festival Balloon Fiesta Park, 5500 Balloon Fiesta Pkwy Food Truck Festivals of America is back for the 8th Annual Great New Mexico Food Truck & Craft Beer Festival! Prepare to indulge in the flavors of the Southwest as some of the area's top food trucks serve up their fan-favorite dishes. Quench your thirst with a wide selection of craft brews from regional and national breweries, along with other beverages to suit every taste. But that's not all! Live music by SHiSTR and TRAVELER IN PAIN to keep the party going, an arts market to explore, and games, brought to you by Ultimate Tailgating, for the whole family to enjoy. Don't wait – snag your half-off General Admission Tickets now! Advance tickets are just $5, with prices increasing to $10 at the gate. Remember, festivals are rain or shine – so come prepared for a fantastic time, no matter the weather! VIP Truck is - Italian Ice Rio *ONLY SERVICE DOGS ALLOWED
Sat 12 – 5 PM El Vado Spring Market El Vado, 2500 Central Ave SW It's going to be a beautiful Spring Market at El Vado! Let's shop local and have a blast - with live music, incredible food and vendors! Park at the Botanical Gardens for frustration-free parking!
Sat 12 – 5 PM Cinco de Mayo Pet Photos Boofy's Best for Pets, 4610 Cutler Ave NE, Ste A Dress up your pets (and yourself!) in celebratory colors and join us for Cinco de Mayo Pet Photos. All well-behaved critters and humans are welcome, and the $5 per photo suggested donation benefits the cats and kittens of FAT KATZ. Photography provided by Winstonfoto.com
Sat 12:30 – 4 PM Sidetrack Brewery Earth Day Plant Sale! Sidetrack Brewing, 413 2nd St. SW Celebrate Earth Day with a beautiful new plant! Our latest stock is absolutely fabulous and we can’t wait to share!
Sat 2 PM Earth Day - Spring Gardening Workshop and Acequia Movie Screening 4920 Rio Grande Blvd NW, Los Ranchos Celebrate Earth Day with us at our in-person event! Join us for a fun and educational Spring Gardening Workshop where you can learn tips and tricks for a successful garden. After the workshop, relax and enjoy a screening of "Acequias: The Legacy Lives On" with director Arcacely "Arcie" Chapa. 2 pm: Spring Gardening Workshop, 3 pm: Movie Screening. $5 per person; the purchase of a ticket includes access to both activities. Purchase tickets online or with cash at the door
Sat 2 – 4 PM National Water Dance Rio Grande Nature Center State Park, 2901 Candelaria Rd. NW Keshet Dance is excited to join the annual National Water Dance Projects! “Moving Forward Together,” here in the Southwest, speaks specifically to the denial of Navajo Nation water rights. This multidisciplinary showcase explores water as both sacred and essential, and delivers a powerful, inspirational experience. National Water Dance (NWD) is a biennial event which gathers dance teachers, practitioners, choreographers, and community members to take part in simultaneous dance across the nation. The Park Day-Use Fee is $3 per vehicle exact cash or check (Friends of the RGNC permit holders and NM State Parks annual permit holders enter free with valid permit displayed). Performance is FREE! (more info)
Sat 2 – 10 PM American Lung Association Climb After Party Marble Brewery Westside, 5740 Night Whisper Rd. NW Complete your 'Fight for Air Climb', then meet us at MBWest! We're hosting the ALA for their after party fundraiser and concert featuring: - Seven of Nine - State of Mind - The Cameron Kimbrough Duo
Sat 4 – 10 PM 4.20 Music Fest Marble Brewing, 111 Marble Ave NW It's time for our annual 4.20 Music Fest! We have a great live music lineup, food trucks and great beer; what's not to love? Vibestrong 4-5PM, Trinity Soul 5:30-7PM, The Irie 7:30-8:30PM, DaJerney 9-10PM
Sat 4:20 PM AND 7:15 PM Dazed and Confused Flix Brewhouse, 3200 La Orilla Rd. NW Alright. Alright. Alright. Don’t miss the adventures of high school and junior high students on the last day of school in May 1976. See it with a bud (tickets)
Sat 5 PM Family Movie Night - ENCANTO! La Mesa Presbyterian Church, 7401 Copper Ave NE All are welcome! Free movie and popcorn in Fellowship Hall!
Sat 5 – 7 PM April Babies Birthday Celebration Rio Bravo Brewing, 1912 2nd St. NW We're celebrating April Babies! The first 25 people with April birthdays to show Ryan proof of their birthday month will score a $5 Rio Bravo Brewing Gift Card...oh, and Beers are on special for birthday kids for just $5! But you spend your gift card however you want! Thanks to Cake Fetish...we'll have cupcakes for the April Birthday Kids (while supplies last) We'll have prizes JUST for the April Babies! We'll also have drawings for all you non-birthday folks too. If you want to get their before us...All drinks are $1 off for April Birthdays the whole day!
Sat 5 – 11 PM Beer & Jazz on the Hill Tractor Brewing, 122 Tulane Dr. SE We're bringing you a full night of brews and Jazz with the very talented EQNX Jazztet opening things up at 5pm and our house Jazz band Basilaris Trio closing things down at 8!
Sat 5:30 – 11 PM 3rd Annual Denim & Diamonds Gala Sheraton Uptown, 2600 Louisiana Blvd. NE Join us for an unforgettable night to empower those with Down Syndrome. Dress up in cocktail attire and get ready for an amazing evening filled with fun and excitement. You can score early bird pricing if you purchase now! We're looking for sponsors, so if you or someone you know wants to support a great cause, reach out to us!
Sat 6 PM Wine & Dinner Pairing Pasando Tiempo Winery, 3741 NM-528 NW Indulge in a four-course gourmet meal expertly crafted by a local chef to tantalize your taste buds, perfectly paired with exquisite New Mexico wines to elevate your dining experience. $120/ per person. Don't miss out on the chance to savor the flavors of the season in an elegant setting. Reservations Required, call (505)228-0154
Sat 6 – 9 PM Gone Country Saturdays with DJ Malik Ponderosa Brewing, 1761 Bellamah Ave NW It's time for Gone Country Saturdays featuring the incredible DJ Malik! Kick off the excitement with free dance lessons starting at 5 pm, followed by a night of family-friendly entertainment until 9 pm. Join us for a fantastic evening filled with music and memories you won't soon forget!
Sat 7 PM Old School Jamz Dance 1015 Rio Grande Blvd. NW Dancing to Old School R & B music. The host will also take requests to hear your favorite songs. Let's love this music that we can hear
Sat 7 – 9 PM Lotería: A Game Night For NM Locals Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW Loteria encantada! The bingo mas chingon! Practice your Spanish. Drink beer and play a fun game celebrating our NM heritage. Win prizes! No cover or charge to play!
Sat 7:30 – 9 PM Saturday Night Stand-Up Bosque Brewing - Nob Hill, 106 Girard Blvd. SE Live from ABQ, it’s… Saturday Night Stand-Up Hosted by Nax Davis! Every third Saturday of the month at the Nob Hill Public House. Seating at 7:30 - Comedy at 8. Featured line-up of local comics includes: MEG FINN, BRYAN LAMBE, SARINA OCHOA, MARY BYRD, ROBERT EYSTER
Sat 8 PM Sparks Night - Galactic Disco Party! hosted by VICE Lizard Tail Brewing Nob Hill, 3417 Central Ave NE, Ste C Head over to our monthly NM Burner Meet & Greet, Sparks Night, hosted by the spectacular VICE - this time in Galactic Disco Party style! With music provided by DUB COMMITTEE with special guest DJ Pup Massimo - all in the realm of funky groovin' disco house, tech house, melodic house, nudisco & deep house. Food menu and you're also allowed to bring in your own outside food. No cover as always, but if you'd like to donate to SunBurn to help fund our Art Department's grants and make the event even better all around
Sat 8:30 PM – 1 AM SABOR Latin Night - Saturdays! Bama's 1865, 6007 Osuna Rd. NE DJ Gabriel Goza will be serving you the saucy Salsa, Bachata, Cumbia, Merengue y Mas! Ample Parking, Safe Environment, Beautiful Venue, Good Food, Good Music, Good Vibes. 21+ / $10 cover. Salsa or Bachata lesson 9:00-9:45pm
Sat 9 PM – 2 AM Saturday Night Techno Affair Insideout, 622 Central Ave SW TECHNO returns to INSIDEOUT with one of the fastest rising names out of Atlanta: SAM WOLFE making his New Mexico debut at our SATURDAY NIGHT TECHNO AFFAIR! His collab track 'Aktivate with legend UMEK been in our rotation since it came out. POLYGLOT + ATMOZE joining him on that hometown support. We are bringing out FUNKTION-ONE sound with DIGIFUNK on this one as well. This is part of our double headliner showcase at El Rey Mezz & Insideout with SCIN.TIL.LATE which we also got QUACKSON bass headliner out of PNW will be taking over Mezz same night as well. ONE TICKET - TWO SHOWS. GRAB very limited amount of tickets before doors
Sat 9:45 PM AND 10:15 PM Shrek At Night Flix Brewhouse, 3200 La Orilla Rd. NW "We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles!" Stay up late with us at our SHREK AT NIGHT show! Sip on a super dank, specially-brewed beer and join us for a special $4.20 showing of the greatest fairy tale never told (tickets)
Sat 10:30 PM – 12:15 AM ALTERED STATES - the 1980 Ken Russell intense mindbender, a 94 Rock classics pick for a 4/20 haps! The Guild Cinema, 3405 Central Ave NE Check out the trailer. Dir. Ken Russell - 1980 - 102m. Academy Award-winner and Golden Globe-nominee William Hurt ("Syriana," "The Village"), Emmy and Golden Globe-nominee Blair Brown ("Dogville," "Space Cowboys"), Emmy-nominee and Golden Globe-winner Drew Barrymore ("Charlie's Angels," "50 First Dates") and Emmy-nominee Charles Haid (TV's "Third Watch," "Hill Street Blues") star in this terror spectacle by visual wizard Ken Russell about a research scientist whose experiments unlock the horrors of his mind. Written by Academy Award-winner Paddy Chayefsky ("Network") (tickets)
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9 AM - 3 PM Rummage Sale for the flock Inez Neighborhood Park, 2001-2099 Wisconsin St. NE New to you household, personal items, jewelry, toys, clothing and so much more! Discover bargains while supporting the Birds of a Feather Parrot Rescue of NM!
1 - 2:45 PM ORPHEUS - the 1950 Jean Cocteau cinematic marvel, as part of our ongoing Arthouse Classics/Faves! The Guild Cinema, 3405 Central Ave NE Check out the trailer. Dir. Jean Cocteau - 1950 - 95m - France - In French with English subtitles. Jean Cocteau’s update of the Orpheus myth depicts a famous poet (Jean Marais), scorned by the Left Bank youth, and his love for both his wife, Eurydice (Marie Déa), and a mysterious princess (Maria Casarès). Seeking inspiration, the poet follows the princess from the world of the living to the land of the dead, through Cocteau’s famous mirrored portal. Orpheus’s peerless visual poetry and dreamlike storytelling represent the legendary Cocteau at the height of his powers (tickets)
** Fri 4/19 *\*
Fri 11 AM – 6 PM 4 Year Anniversary and Ribbon Cutting Corrales Teas and Chocolates, 3923 Corrales Rd. Suite B, Corrales Steampunk themed. Come as you are or be creative with your steampunk outfit. Come mingle and meet new friends. Light snacks will be served
Fri 5 – 9 PM 3rd Friday "after-work" Practica (new event!) Las Puertas, 1500 1st St. NW Come unwind, get your good antics on, socialize and horse around practicing in good company and quality this dance we love. One great floor in 2 sections: Floor A: practice space, group work, tango therapy and mechanics help (technique). Floor B: Dance as if it were a relaxed milonga. Do your thing here 100% free, just keep the ronda harmony! ** 5-6pm "rando-tando" mixed music fun ** 6-9pm DJ'd sets (tandas and cortinas). $10~15 be generous / honor system * $10 if just dancing * $15 if you are getting some tango therapy/mechanics/group work ** we always provide healthy food and drink so enjoy!
Fri 5:30 - 7 PM Science on Tap: Attending to All Children National Museum of Nuclear Science & History, 601 Eubank Blvd. SE Science on Tap is not your ordinary lecture series. Grab a beer from Bombs Away Beer Company and enjoy a relaxed presentation by scientists, researchers, and subject matter experts on various engaging science topics. "Attending to All Children: Understanding how brain dynamics influences behavior to improve outcomes," with Dr. Julia Stephen, Mind Research Network. Join us for an insightful discussion of how Dr. Stephen uses non-invasive brain imaging to study brain activity in children. Her work has focused on finding early signs of atypical brain development to provide early intervention for developmental disorders, providing better outcomes for children. Doors 5:30 pm, start 6:00 pm, ends 7:00 pm. Admission is $10 per person, 21+ to attend. Admission will provide each guest with one beer ticket. Guests can purchase additional drinks. IDs are required. Please drink responsibly. Event tickets can be purchased in advance or at the door
Fri 5:30 – 7:30 PM Music At The Park ABQ Food Park, 6901-B San Antonio Dr. NE Get ready for an electrifying experience with local artist Joseph Velasquez! Join us for a dynamic evening filled with soulful tunes and vibrant melodies as Joseph Velasquez takes the stage. Indulge in delicious bites from our food trucks, then kick back, relax, and immerse yourself in the captivating sounds of our talented local musician. This is your chance to support our vibrant music scene while enjoying a memorable night out. Don't miss the opportunity to groove to the rhythm of the music and savor the flavors of our community
Fri 6 – 8:30 PM Friday Night Live El Vado, 2500 Central Ave SW Get ready to sway to the melodious tunes of Smooth Groove! Smooth Groove promises an evening filled with diverse musical delights. From variety hits to classic rock, Spanish beats to oldies goldies, they'll have you tapping your toes and dancing with joy. Get ready for a multifaceted musical journey that'll keep you entertained all night long! Fuel up for the dance floor with delectable treats from our fantastic food pods. With a mouthwatering selection ranging from savory bites to sweet indulgences, there's something to satisfy every craving. And what's a celebration without a refreshing beverage? Quench your thirst with a craft beer from Ponderosa Brewing , served up at the El Vado Tap Room. With an array of brews to choose from, you're sure to find the perfect complement to the vibrant atmosphere. Gather your loved ones, invite your friends, and join us for an evening of dynamic music, scrumptious food, and lively vibes
Fri 6 - 9 PM Variety Social Dance CSP Dance Studios, 1624 Eubank Blvd. NE Dive into the joy of dance among friends who inspire! Join us where community through movement takes center stage. For just $10 cash at the door, you'll have the opportunity to sample and practice social dancing a variety of dances including ballroom, Latin, country, swing and line dancing. This is your invitation to try something new, meet like-minded individuals, and practice social dancing in a welcoming, supportive environment. The night kicks off with a welcome lesson from 6:00-6:30pm, making it ideal for beginners or anyone to meet new people before the dance floor opens up. Step into a night of dance, discovery, and community
Fri 6 – 9 PM Shared Futures Dance Party Explora, 1701 Mountain Rd. NW On Adult Night, Explora opens up their amazing facility and interactive exhibits to those 18 years old and older. DJ Ren and DJ Moonside will be spinning live from the Rotary Pavillion upstairs in the northeast corner. If the weather is nice we can open the garage doors to the outside. There is usually a food truck outside. This evening will involve interactive pieces with Shared Futures! "Shared.Futures is a SciArt collaborative where we bring together local scientists and artists. Together, we aim to communicate scientific perspectives through artistic mediums to showcase what our shared futures can look like." Admission - $14, Students, Seniors, Military - $11, Explora members get in free! 3 channels of music to choose from: Channel 1: DJs Moonside and Ren spinning live!, Channel 2: Dance mix TBD, Channel 3: a mix of science related music and sounds. We use radio frequencies to transmit to the headphones so you should be able to tune in wherever you decide to roam, inside or out! The main place to pick up and drop off your headphones when you are done will be in the entrance area where you pay admission...
Fri 6 - 9 PM Crazy Bird Tractor Brewing - Westside, 5720 McMahon Blvd., Bldg 5, Ste A Crazy Bird is back! We’ve got some new tunes, some old hits, and as always we keep it entertaining. Come have some delicious beer, enjoy the food truck or the ton of options nearby, and dance with us
Fri 7 - 9 PM Gilbert Uribe The Craft Kitchen in The Taproom at Old Town, 524 Romero St. NW Award winning singer-songwriter Gilbert Uribe performs a vibrant blend of Acoustic Latin & Soul Music he calls “Sabrosoul”. Hailing from New Mexico, Gilbert combines elements of Reggae/Rocksteady, the feel-good vibes of Classic Soul and R&B, and the rhythms of Cumbia and Salsa to create a unique musical experience
Fri 7 – 9:30 PM Bluehouse Casa Vieja, 4541 Corrales Rd., Corrales Bluehouse brings their South Valley rock north to Corrales! Enjoy Casa Vieja’s ambience and hospitality. Beer, food truck, friends, dancing, FUN!
Fri 7 – 10 PM Once Upon a Waltz Holiday Dance Studio, 5200 Eubank Blvd. NE Make your whimsical dreams come true as you glide across the dance floor as your favorite Disney persona. A romantic waltz lesson will begin the evening at 7pm followed by open dancing at 8pm. Dress to impress! Refreshments will be served. $30 for non-members
Fri 7:30 – 10:30 PM 90's Country Covers Night w/ Back In The Saddle Band Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW Come two step to the songs you know and love live by the incredibly talented Back In The Saddle! They'll play all the hits you know and love from George Straight, Brooks and Dunn, and Miranda Lambert!
Fri 8 PM Live Salsa with Son Como Son Juno, 1501 1st St. NW Dance to live Salsa with Son Como Son, hosted by DJ Solovino. Authentic Cuban Salsa with Son Como Son on Juno's patio. 21+. Come early and get a pizza or another item from Juno's menu; kitchen stays open until 9:45 (tickets)
Fri 8 – 11 PM Coffin Club w/ DJ Riff Rat Tractor Brewing, 122 Tulane Dr. SE Get your darkest outfit, blackest Dr. Martins, and thickest eyeliner because we got a night of old school deathrock, Goth, batcave aesthetic by the always talented DJ Batboy!
Fri 8 – 11 PM The Prelude with DJ Soiree Two Cranes Bistro and Brew, 901 Rio Grande Blvd. NW Join us for an unforgettable evening filled with unbeatable vibes, fantastic drink specials including $5 wells, $5 house margaritas, and $3 Dos Equis, and best of all, no cover charge! Gather your friends and indulge in delicious eats, crafted cocktails, and incredible music as we set the stage for an epic Friday night. Don't miss out on the ultimate pre-party destination!
Fri 9 PM – 1 AM Callaita Fridays: A Reggaeton Experience The Salt Yard West, 3700 Ellison Rd. NW Embark on an electrifying journey into the heart of Latin music. Join us for a night that promises to be nothing short of extraordinary, as we welcome DJ Soiree & DJ Primo Swift to ignite the dance floor with their infectious beats. Prepare to be swept away by the pulsating rhythms and contagious energy that fill the air as soon as you step into our vibrant venue. Feel the essence of Reggaeton come alive as DJ Soiree & DJ Primo Swift curate an experience that will keep you moving and grooving all night long. From classic hits to the latest chart-toppers, they know exactly how to set the stage for an unforgettable experience. This event is exclusively for 21+, ensuring an atmosphere where you can let loose and fully embrace the rhythm without inhibition. Whether you're a seasoned Reggaeton enthusiast or simply looking for a night of unparalleled fun and excitement, "Callaita Fridays" promises to deliver an experience like no other (tickets)
Fri 9:30 PM – 2 AM RUSKO Electric Playhouse, 2611 Corona Dr. NW The Leeds-born DJ/producer who ascended with the original U.K. dubstep movement — and gave it one of its first and most enduring anthems, a bolt of foul-mouthed rave lightening called "Cockney Thug" — is here to tell you that music is not about labels and dance is no fad. And to prove it, he proudly presents "SONGS": His gutsy, freewheeling, brilliant second album. "The sound of my early releases was very dub-influenced, and just good, fun, bouncy vibes," he says. "The majority of dubstep at the moment I think is aggressive, and I don't like angry music; I don't want to be angry in a club. So I wanted to make something really happy, but still heavy." "Happy and heavy" is a proper way to describe the vibe that has carried Rusko from the first moments of dubstep's life to the biggest stages in the world; from a single, seminal bass wobble to a swath of sounds that can't be capped in a few simple syllables (tickets)
** Sat 4/20 *\*
Sat 8 – 10 AM ABQ Backyard Refuge City Hall, 3200 Civic Center Cir NE, Rio Rancho Join this information session with ABQ Backyard Refuge (a program of Walle De Oro National Wildlife Refuge) to learn about how to transform your outdoor spaces into a refuge for migratory and native birds, pollinators and more. Presentation attendees will get priority entry into the Tree Seedling Giveaway. For more information, please contact Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful at 505-549-8030 or Email [ndahl@rrnm.gov](mailto:ndahl@rrnm.gov)
Sat 8 AM – 12 PM Downtown Growers' Market Robinson Park, 810 Copper Ave NW Every Saturday! This vibrant community event connects local farmers, growers, artisans, wellness makers, and hot food vendors with the local community from mid-April to early-November. Bring friends / family or come solo to enjoy fresh food made on sight, a variety of seasonal produce, unique arts and crafts, live music, and special programming all in the heart of downtown
Sat 9 AM – 12 PM Four Hills Village Spring Cleanup Campaign 748 4 Hills Rd. SE The Four Hills Village (FHV) neighborhood will be participating again this year in the city-wide Spring cleanup campaign. The Four Hills Village Association has registered for the event and has arranged for trash bags and gloves to be available for those who participate from our neighborhood. Meet at the Four Hills Barsis Park on Running Water and Stagecoach to pick up trash and debris in that area, and/or the intersection of Four Hills Road and Winterwood Way to cleanup along the walkways from there to the Tijeras Canyon bridge. Please join us to help keep our neighborhood park and other public spaces looking nice
Sat 9 AM – 3 PM A Day of Mud, Sweat & Cheers: Mudding Day and Spring Cleaning 966 Old Church Road, Corrales Helping the Historic Old San Ysidro Church will light you up! You'll develop new skills, meet new people, connect with your community, and expand your horizons! Come lend a hand! Learn to mix and apply adobe plaster on the courtyard walls. Gardeners: help clean up beds and plant flowers. Cleaners: annex, storage, spruce up upholstered chairs. Organizers: storage room and attic await. Painters: stain wood on the Annex Portal. Remember gloves, hats, old clothes, sunscreen, shovel, hoe, rake, trowel, hand spade, clippers, upholstery brush, rags, etc. We feed workers free breakfast and lunch! The Old Church is now 156 years old! The Corrales Historical Society has been taking good care of her for 51 years -- With your help, we can keep her going into the next century!
Sat 9 AM – 4 PM Spring Craft Fair Highland High School, 4700 Coal Ave SE Get some early Mother's Day shopping done, support local crafters and help the Highland Senate and Band programs raise money for school events!
Sat 10 AM Fight For Air Climb Albuquerque Fire Academy, 11500 Sunset Gardens Rd. SW Do Good, Feel Great! Our popular Fight for Air Climb event is designed for every type of climber, from beginner to competitive! The Premier Stair-Climbing Event in ABQ. Spaces fill up quickly, so save you spot on the stairs today! Why our Climbs are so special: -Where we climb...the country's most iconic locations where you'll see the world from a whole different perspective. -How we climb...with friends and family in a fun, celebratory atmosphere of hope and positivity. -Firefighters and First Responders....unhealthy air is an occupation hazard for these everyday heroes-come out to climb and show your appreciation. -When you do the climb, you support people with lung disease who are fighting for every breath (register)
Sat 10 AM – 1 PM Spring Fling Benefiting Locker 505! Meraki Coffee+Market, 5900 Eubank Blvd. NE With Spring in full bloom, it's time to freshen up our homes and hearts as we embrace the spirit of spring and Earth Day. It’s also Albuquerque’s 318th birthday. So much to celebrate! Clean out your closets and come enjoy a great Saturday with us. We’ll be collecting the following items: * Girls' shirts/t-shirts (sizes 5 to 14) * Boys' shirts/t-shirts (sizes 5 to 16) * Girls' jeans/leggings/sweats (sizes 4 to 16) * Boys' jeans/sweats (sizes 4 to 16) * Hygiene items: shampoo, conditioner, soap, toothpaste, toothbrushes, lotion, deodorant, brushes/combs (travel and full-size) * Toys: gently used or new, because every kid deserves a little joy!
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Homebrewer's Happy Hour Southwest Grape & Grain, 3401 Candelaria Blvd. NE Homebrewer's Happy Hour is the perfect chance for all homebrewers, wine makers, distillers, or anyone interested in learning, to connect with others, share a drink, and learn about a new subject each month! $1 off beers from 10am to 3pm. Presentation on monthly subject at 1pm with open forum to discuss after. Food truck on site for lunch! April 20: Hops
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Spring Fling Cornucopia Adult Day Services, 2002 Bridge Blvd. SW Come support adults/seniors with different abilities and join us for a our 2nd annual Spring Fling at Cornucopia. We will be hosting a Greenhouse sale & pot swap with plants all grown by our community. There will be food, drinks, entertainment, facepainting, vendors, silent auction & more
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Shop Local Market Cabezon Park and Community Center, 2307 Cabezon Blvd. SE Rio Rancho If you are a local vendor, come out to Cabezon Park’s local market! We support all things local! Everything must be handmade, or homegrown. No franchise companies. No resale of items. No political booths. No prepared food from Big Box Stores! No premade items re-branded and resold as homemade! No products containing non-sustainable oils. No products containing preservatives, colorants, etc., that are artificial, chemical or contain carcinogenics. No sale of weapons or alcohol. Please call the Cabezon Community Center at 505-892-4499 for more info. Vendor Space $35 for a 15x15 space (tables & chairs not provided). Must register online, NO Drop-Ins Accepted. No admission fee for shoppers
Sat 10 AM – 4 PM Manzano HS Football 2nd Annual Mattress Fundraiser Manzano High School, 800 Juan Tabo Blvd. NE Come get a better night’s sleep AND support Manzano HS FOOTBALL with their 2ND Annual Mattress & Adjustable Bed Sale Fundraiser Event! We carry quality name brands like Southerland, Malouf, Englander, Tranquility, and Wellsville. With HUGE savings off retail prices, this is a ONE DAY only event! We need your help to SPREAD THE WORD by inviting all of your family and friends! We will have a mattress showroom set up at Manzano High School gym. Every purchase supports MANZANO FOOTBALL! Sleep Better, Save Money, Support the KIDS!
Sat 10:30 AM – 12 PM Community Clean-Up Mesa Verde Community Center, 7900 Marquette Ave NE NO OPEN-TOED SHOES. Cleaning up loose trash is one of the best ways to pitch in for your community and the environment. Volunteering as a means to help conserve and protect the environment has a lot of upsides. Of course, the first is that you’ll be taking care of our planet, and it badly needs a little love given the myriad ways in which we’ve become adept at destroying it. But beyond that, volunteering for a cause you care about is a great way to meet like-minded people, make friends, and pull yourself out of the blues that sometimes accompany caring a lot about something important – especially if you feel alone in your endeavors. None of us like the sight of litter. Litter spoils the look of where we live but that’s not the only reason for picking up litter. There are a number of benefits from picking up litter that you may not have considered before. Volunteer-led projects such as these are one of the quickest, simplest, and least expensive ways to inspire more community spirit and civic action. A visually appealing community increases property values, attracts businesses, and improves the neighborhood's image. Beauty is one of the three most influential factors in community attachment, which means loyalty, to your particular town or city. Some research even shows that a nice-looking neighborhood promotes good behavior. Join us in keeping your community clean!
Sat 10:30 AM – 12:30 PM FolkMADS Third Saturday Family Dance Albuquerque Square Dance Center, 4915 Hawkins St. NE Dancing, song, and live music for kids of all ages. No experience needed to have fun! Children must be accompanied by an adult. Children dance free, Adults $10
Sat 11 AM – 2 PM Seed Share Alameda Greenhouse, 9515 4th St. NW Join us in celebrating FIFABQ's 10th Anniversary & our 9th Annual Seed Share! We are THRILLED to announce our partnership with Alameda Greenhouse, a local gem that has supported our Seed Share for the past 3 years. An extra special fact: Alameda cultivates their own seedlings, from seeds, rather than buying from large manufacturers. Be prepared to kick-start your gardening journey with their baby plants, giving you a head start while you await your seeds to blossom. Convenient on-site accessible parking, public parking across the street with a crosswalk, and a nearby bus stop (Route 10: 4th & Alameda) make it easy for you to join the festivities. EVEN MORE exciting news! Quirky Books is your go-to drop-off point for seeds, whether you're sharing bulk seeds or neatly sorted ones. If you can't make it to our in-person seed prep events, utilize this fantastic space to contribute. Remember to mention they're for FIFABQ. Learn more about our Prep Days
Sat 11 AM – 2 PM Environmental Justice Community Celebration Valle de Oro National Wildlife Refuge, 7851 2nd St. SW Hosted by the Refuge and our valued partners, this year's theme "Connecting Through Our Roots" highlights the deep ties that bind us - to each other, to our community, and to the earth beneath our feet. From the Green Machine to captivating dance performances by iLANDS and Sin Fronteras, and from hands-on educational workshops covering farming, plant restoration, and tile making to immersive Refuge and EJ Toxic Tours, there's something for everyone to enjoy and learn from. Fun Educational Activities for Family and Friends. Kayaking + Farming + Music + Dance + Food + EJ Toxic Tour + Wildlife Viewing + Art + More!
Sat 11 AM – 11 PM 420 Block Party Cheba Hut, 115 Harvard Dr. SE Get ready to elevate your 420 experience!
Sat 12 PM Day Drinking for a Cause Canteen Brewhouse, 2381 Aztec Rd. NE and Canteen Taproom, 417 Tramway Blvd. NE Join us for our 3rd annual Day Drinking for a Cause! $1 from every pint sold at the Brewhouse and Taproom will be donated to New Mexico Volunteers for the Outdoors. We will have live music all day! We're excited to welcome to our stage Mineral Hill, Radio Free ABQ, Le Chat Lunatique, and Los Metamorfos. Come have fun and support a good cause at the same time
Sat 12 PM 4/20 Backyard Market The ABQ Collective,1321 Eubank Blvd. NE Join us and The Bad Company! Destiny MC will be hosting and we’ll be having live comedy from Zach Abeyta, live music from Levi Platero, an Open Mic portion, over 20 local vendors, food trucks and more. PLUS! If you’re interested in joining us as a vendor...you’re in luck! There are still one or two spots left. Send an email to [backyardmarket@theabqcollective.com](mailto:backyardmarket@theabqcollective.com) and we’ll send you an invite
Sat 12 – 4 PM Albuquerque's Birthday Celebration Old Town, 2000 N Plaza St. NW The Department of Arts & Culture is excited to celebrate Albuquerque's 318th Birthday with food, fun, live music, and local flair in the heart of the City. This party will feature birthday must-haves such as face painting, entertainment, and specials at a variety of participating Old Town stores. There will be something for everyone to enjoy at this party! Gazebo entertainment will include performances by Ballet Folklorico Fiesta Mexicana, Mariachi Tenampa, and Baracutanga (more info)
Sat 12 – 5 PM Great New Mexico Food Truck & Craft Beer Festival Balloon Fiesta Park, 5500 Balloon Fiesta Pkwy Food Truck Festivals of America is back for the 8th Annual Great New Mexico Food Truck & Craft Beer Festival! Prepare to indulge in the flavors of the Southwest as some of the area's top food trucks serve up their fan-favorite dishes. Quench your thirst with a wide selection of craft brews from regional and national breweries, along with other beverages to suit every taste. But that's not all! Live music by SHiSTR and TRAVELER IN PAIN to keep the party going, an arts market to explore, and games, brought to you by Ultimate Tailgating, for the whole family to enjoy. Don't wait – snag your half-off General Admission Tickets now! Advance tickets are just $5, with prices increasing to $10 at the gate. Remember, festivals are rain or shine – so come prepared for a fantastic time, no matter the weather! VIP Truck is - Italian Ice Rio *ONLY SERVICE DOGS ALLOWED
Sat 12 – 5 PM El Vado Spring Market El Vado, 2500 Central Ave SW It's going to be a beautiful Spring Market at El Vado! Let's shop local and have a blast - with live music, incredible food and vendors! Park at the Botanical Gardens for frustration-free parking!
Sat 12 – 5 PM Cinco de Mayo Pet Photos Boofy's Best for Pets, 4610 Cutler Ave NE, Ste A Dress up your pets (and yourself!) in celebratory colors and join us for Cinco de Mayo Pet Photos. All well-behaved critters and humans are welcome, and the $5 per photo suggested donation benefits the cats and kittens of FAT KATZ. Photography provided by Winstonfoto.com
Sat 12:30 – 4 PM Sidetrack Brewery Earth Day Plant Sale! Sidetrack Brewing, 413 2nd St. SW Celebrate Earth Day with a beautiful new plant! Our latest stock is absolutely fabulous and we can’t wait to share!
Sat 2 PM Earth Day - Spring Gardening Workshop and Acequia Movie Screening 4920 Rio Grande Blvd NW, Los Ranchos Celebrate Earth Day with us at our in-person event! Join us for a fun and educational Spring Gardening Workshop where you can learn tips and tricks for a successful garden. After the workshop, relax and enjoy a screening of "Acequias: The Legacy Lives On" with director Arcacely "Arcie" Chapa. 2 pm: Spring Gardening Workshop, 3 pm: Movie Screening. $5 per person; the purchase of a ticket includes access to both activities. Purchase tickets online or with cash at the door
Sat 2 – 4 PM National Water Dance Rio Grande Nature Center State Park, 2901 Candelaria Rd. NW Keshet Dance is excited to join the annual National Water Dance Projects! “Moving Forward Together,” here in the Southwest, speaks specifically to the denial of Navajo Nation water rights. This multidisciplinary showcase explores water as both sacred and essential, and delivers a powerful, inspirational experience. National Water Dance (NWD) is a biennial event which gathers dance teachers, practitioners, choreographers, and community members to take part in simultaneous dance across the nation. The Park Day-Use Fee is $3 per vehicle exact cash or check (Friends of the RGNC permit holders and NM State Parks annual permit holders enter free with valid permit displayed). Performance is FREE! (more info)
Sat 2 – 10 PM American Lung Association Climb After Party Marble Brewery Westside, 5740 Night Whisper Rd. NW Complete your 'Fight for Air Climb', then meet us at MBWest! We're hosting the ALA for their after party fundraiser and concert featuring: - Seven of Nine - State of Mind - The Cameron Kimbrough Duo
Sat 4 – 10 PM 4.20 Music Fest Marble Brewing, 111 Marble Ave NW It's time for our annual 4.20 Music Fest! We have a great live music lineup, food trucks and great beer; what's not to love? Vibestrong 4-5PM, Trinity Soul 5:30-7PM, The Irie 7:30-8:30PM, DaJerney 9-10PM
Sat 4:20 PM AND 7:15 PM Dazed and Confused Flix Brewhouse, 3200 La Orilla Rd. NW Alright. Alright. Alright. Don’t miss the adventures of high school and junior high students on the last day of school in May 1976. See it with a bud (tickets)
Sat 5 PM Family Movie Night - ENCANTO! La Mesa Presbyterian Church, 7401 Copper Ave NE All are welcome! Free movie and popcorn in Fellowship Hall!
Sat 5 – 7 PM April Babies Birthday Celebration Rio Bravo Brewing, 1912 2nd St. NW We're celebrating April Babies! The first 25 people with April birthdays to show Ryan proof of their birthday month will score a $5 Rio Bravo Brewing Gift Card...oh, and Beers are on special for birthday kids for just $5! But you spend your gift card however you want! Thanks to Cake Fetish...we'll have cupcakes for the April Birthday Kids (while supplies last) We'll have prizes JUST for the April Babies! We'll also have drawings for all you non-birthday folks too. If you want to get their before us...All drinks are $1 off for April Birthdays the whole day!
Sat 5 – 11 PM Beer & Jazz on the Hill Tractor Brewing, 122 Tulane Dr. SE We're bringing you a full night of brews and Jazz with the very talented EQNX Jazztet opening things up at 5pm and our house Jazz band Basilaris Trio closing things down at 8!
Sat 5:30 – 11 PM 3rd Annual Denim & Diamonds Gala Sheraton Uptown, 2600 Louisiana Blvd. NE Join us for an unforgettable night to empower those with Down Syndrome. Dress up in cocktail attire and get ready for an amazing evening filled with fun and excitement. You can score early bird pricing if you purchase now! We're looking for sponsors, so if you or someone you know wants to support a great cause, reach out to us!
Sat 6 PM Wine & Dinner Pairing Pasando Tiempo Winery, 3741 NM-528 NW Indulge in a four-course gourmet meal expertly crafted by a local chef to tantalize your taste buds, perfectly paired with exquisite New Mexico wines to elevate your dining experience. $120/ per person. Don't miss out on the chance to savor the flavors of the season in an elegant setting. Reservations Required, call (505)228-0154
Sat 6 – 9 PM Gone Country Saturdays with DJ Malik Ponderosa Brewing, 1761 Bellamah Ave NW It's time for Gone Country Saturdays featuring the incredible DJ Malik! Kick off the excitement with free dance lessons starting at 5 pm, followed by a night of family-friendly entertainment until 9 pm. Join us for a fantastic evening filled with music and memories you won't soon forget!
Sat 7 PM Old School Jamz Dance 1015 Rio Grande Blvd. NW Dancing to Old School R & B music. The host will also take requests to hear your favorite songs. Let's love this music that we can hear
Sat 7 – 9 PM Lotería: A Game Night For NM Locals Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW Loteria encantada! The bingo mas chingon! Practice your Spanish. Drink beer and play a fun game celebrating our NM heritage. Win prizes! No cover or charge to play!
Sat 7:30 – 9 PM Saturday Night Stand-Up Bosque Brewing - Nob Hill, 106 Girard Blvd. SE Live from ABQ, it’s… Saturday Night Stand-Up Hosted by Nax Davis! Every third Saturday of the month at the Nob Hill Public House. Seating at 7:30 - Comedy at 8. Featured line-up of local comics includes: MEG FINN, BRYAN LAMBE, SARINA OCHOA, MARY BYRD, ROBERT EYSTER
Sat 8 PM Sparks Night - Galactic Disco Party! hosted by VICE Lizard Tail Brewing Nob Hill, 3417 Central Ave NE, Ste C Head over to our monthly NM Burner Meet & Greet, Sparks Night, hosted by the spectacular VICE - this time in Galactic Disco Party style! With music provided by DUB COMMITTEE with special guest DJ Pup Massimo - all in the realm of funky groovin' disco house, tech house, melodic house, nudisco & deep house. Food menu and you're also allowed to bring in your own outside food. No cover as always, but if you'd like to donate to SunBurn to help fund our Art Department's grants and make the event even better all around
Sat 8:30 PM – 1 AM SABOR Latin Night - Saturdays! Bama's 1865, 6007 Osuna Rd. NE DJ Gabriel Goza will be serving you the saucy Salsa, Bachata, Cumbia, Merengue y Mas! Ample Parking, Safe Environment, Beautiful Venue, Good Food, Good Music, Good Vibes. 21+ / $10 cover. Salsa or Bachata lesson 9:00-9:45pm
Sat 9 PM – 2 AM Saturday Night Techno Affair Insideout, 622 Central Ave SW TECHNO returns to INSIDEOUT with one of the fastest rising names out of Atlanta: SAM WOLFE making his New Mexico debut at our SATURDAY NIGHT TECHNO AFFAIR! His collab track 'Aktivate with legend UMEK been in our rotation since it came out. POLYGLOT + ATMOZE joining him on that hometown support. We are bringing out FUNKTION-ONE sound with DIGIFUNK on this one as well. This is part of our double headliner showcase at El Rey Mezz & Insideout with SCIN.TIL.LATE which we also got QUACKSON bass headliner out of PNW will be taking over Mezz same night as well. ONE TICKET - TWO SHOWS. GRAB very limited amount of tickets before doors
Sat 9:45 PM AND 10:15 PM Shrek At Night Flix Brewhouse, 3200 La Orilla Rd. NW "We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles!" Stay up late with us at our SHREK AT NIGHT show! Sip on a super dank, specially-brewed beer and join us for a special $4.20 showing of the greatest fairy tale never told (tickets)
Sat 10:30 PM – 12:15 AM ALTERED STATES - the 1980 Ken Russell intense mindbender, a 94 Rock classics pick for a 4/20 haps! The Guild Cinema, 3405 Central Ave NE Check out the trailer. Dir. Ken Russell - 1980 - 102m. Academy Award-winner and Golden Globe-nominee William Hurt ("Syriana," "The Village"), Emmy and Golden Globe-nominee Blair Brown ("Dogville," "Space Cowboys"), Emmy-nominee and Golden Globe-winner Drew Barrymore ("Charlie's Angels," "50 First Dates") and Emmy-nominee Charles Haid (TV's "Third Watch," "Hill Street Blues") star in this terror spectacle by visual wizard Ken Russell about a research scientist whose experiments unlock the horrors of his mind. Written by Academy Award-winner Paddy Chayefsky ("Network") (tickets)
2024.04.17 01:23 CatWatt April 16th Special Days - Featuring Mushroom Freebies!
2024.04.15 17:16 Bidmayo Part Of Your World Cornerstone Showroom Auction
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2024.04.12 10:13 Past-Mushroom-4294 $MSTR DD
Alright, fellow traders, grab your snorkels because we're about to dive into why you should avoid MSTR like it's a pool party hosted by your weird uncle. Here's why this stock is about as appealing as a soggy sandwich at a picnic:
Overexposure to Bitcoin: MSTR has gone all-in on Bitcoin like it's the only flavor at the crypto buffet. But putting all your chips on the crypto roulette table is riskier than letting your grandma drive after bingo night. If Bitcoin takes a dip – and it's as unpredictable as your ex's mood swings – MSTR's stock price will sink faster than a lead balloon.
Lack of Diversification: Picture this: MSTR's business model is about as diversified as a menu at a one-star restaurant. With no backup plan in case Bitcoin goes belly up, MSTR is about as stable as a unicycle in a hurricane. Remember, don't put all your eggs in the Bitcoin basket, especially if that basket is made of glass.
Questionable Leadership: Let's talk about the skipper of this sinking ship: Michael Saylor. Sure, he's the captain of the Bitcoin fan club, but putting blind faith in one man's obsession with crypto is like letting a toddler pilot a SpaceX rocket. His tunnel vision on Bitcoin could lead MSTR straight into the Bermuda Triangle of the stock market.
Competition and Market Saturation: MSTR isn't the only fish in the Bitcoin pond. With more companies jumping on the crypto bandwagon, the market is as crowded as a Black Friday sale at Walmart. In a sea of copycats with limited differentiation, MSTR could struggle to stand out like a penguin at a flamingo convention.
Regulatory Risks: Let's not forget about the 800-pound regulatory elephant in the room. Governments around the world are eyeing cryptocurrencies with more suspicion than a parent finding out their teenager's browser history. Any regulatory crackdown could send MSTR's stock plummeting faster than you can say "SEC investigation".
In conclusion, avoid MSTR like a coworker's homemade sushi. This ain't financial advice; it's just common sense. Keep your portfolio safe and steer clear of this sinking ship before it turns into the Titanic 2.0. #ShortMSTR 📉🚢
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Overexposure to Bitcoin: MSTR has gone all-in on Bitcoin like it's the only flavor at the crypto buffet. But putting all your chips on the crypto roulette table is riskier than letting your grandma drive after bingo night. If Bitcoin takes a dip – and it's as unpredictable as your ex's mood swings – MSTR's stock price will sink faster than a lead balloon.
Lack of Diversification: Picture this: MSTR's business model is about as diversified as a menu at a one-star restaurant. With no backup plan in case Bitcoin goes belly up, MSTR is about as stable as a unicycle in a hurricane. Remember, don't put all your eggs in the Bitcoin basket, especially if that basket is made of glass.
Questionable Leadership: Let's talk about the skipper of this sinking ship: Michael Saylor. Sure, he's the captain of the Bitcoin fan club, but putting blind faith in one man's obsession with crypto is like letting a toddler pilot a SpaceX rocket. His tunnel vision on Bitcoin could lead MSTR straight into the Bermuda Triangle of the stock market.
Competition and Market Saturation: MSTR isn't the only fish in the Bitcoin pond. With more companies jumping on the crypto bandwagon, the market is as crowded as a Black Friday sale at Walmart. In a sea of copycats with limited differentiation, MSTR could struggle to stand out like a penguin at a flamingo convention.
Regulatory Risks: Let's not forget about the 800-pound regulatory elephant in the room. Governments around the world are eyeing cryptocurrencies with more suspicion than a parent finding out their teenager's browser history. Any regulatory crackdown could send MSTR's stock plummeting faster than you can say "SEC investigation".
In conclusion, avoid MSTR like a coworker's homemade sushi. This ain't financial advice; it's just common sense. Keep your portfolio safe and steer clear of this sinking ship before it turns into the Titanic 2.0. #ShortMSTR 📉🚢
2024.04.08 13:17 TELMxWILSON Super fresh tunes! New music from Break, Mozey, Bungle, Unglued & Pola & Bryson, Visages, GEST, Audio, Amoss & more! Deep & Techy reviewies thing week for Osprey on Delta9 and Nik P on VALE! [+weekly updated Spotify playlist] New Music Monday! (Week 15)
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Picks Of The Week (by u/lefuniname)
1. NIK P - Graveyard Shift [VALE]
Recommended if you like: Amoss, Arkaik, KoherentAs a German-speaking and -hearing person, reading the name Nik P is unearthing some deeply buried memories of the months of agony we as a nation had to endure, when DJ Ötzi's Schlager version of Nik's seminal Ein Stern absolutely dominated the radios and charts. Once I got over that initial jump scare though, I realised the subject of today's first pick is NIK P, capitalised, and that this Nik is probably the furthest you could possibly be from Schlager. So let's unveil what and who is behind this short pseudonym, shall we? Or should I say, unvale?
NIK P, derived from his real name Nik Purohit by the way, is a multi-genre mastermind from Dallas, Texas, USA, Earth. What started as him producing some Hip-Hop beats in 2014, quickly developed into an interest into all sorts of forward-thinking electronic music and by 2016, he became part of Texas-based music label and management group PRIME, being responsible for anything from event coordination to creative stuff, to even operational business things. With additional label managing jobs at Australian Dubstep & DnB platform PRIMAL (seemingly no relation to _PRIME, funnily enough)_ in 2017, and German multi-genre-drifting label SATURATE! between 2018 and 2020, he entrenched himself into the scene at large further and further, until he and his mate Josh took matters into their own hands, with their very own platform, VALE. But wait, before we get too far ahead of ourselves, let's back up a bit again and look at how NIK's P-ersonal musical journey took shape during that time.
After rebranding from NIK to NIKKK, and then luckily, the less historically loaded NIK P, his official musical journey finally started with his very first releases in 2017. Of course, he's become part of the musical catalogue of the labels he's managed at the time, but soon enough, he's also made his mark on the likes of Bassrush, Electric Hawk, Space Yacht and AlphaPup's Arc, quickly becoming North America's most interesting new producer around, no matter which genre he pursued. This versatility didn't just translate to some great productions though. As one of the central figures of all things forward-thinking, he was able to craft some truly incredible DJ sets, leading to gigs all over the country and even his own headlining show with the Squam Collective in 2019! This creative drive wasn't just limited to the auditory arts though, he's also been honing his skills as a visual artist all throughout this, to the point that he's become the guy for anything art related at VALE. Okay, one more neat nugget of information before we actually get to VALE: Since 2023, Nik has also been pushing the local scene forward in the event space with his involvement in the Austin-based INTESECT series. With bookings like Justin Hawkes, REAPER and Rebel Scum, they've already brought some of the US' finest talents to the state of cowboys and whatnot, and from what I can tell, this is merely the beginning! Maybe next year they'll even get the Worship guys.
Alright, but what about VALE now? With origins as the collective-slash-premiere-channel IDM Collective, you might expect the label born out of this rather specifically named tribe to be geared towards mostly IDM too, but far from it! Once you learn that VALE is actually an acronym for Various Artists, Limitless Expression, the musical diversity on display starts to make a whole lot more sense. From the out-there Neuro and Halftime they've started out with, to the mindbending sound design wizardry created by vast roster of frankly insanely talented artists that includes but is certainly not limited to the likes of voljum, emjulate, d:enigma, Subp Yao and Aagentah, VALE has proven itself to be one of the places to go for the electronic music genre's craziest productions. Luckily for us, they've also got a soft spot for DnB, as evidenced by the massive Global Extraction compilation in 2021, which introduced Tom Finster, gyrofield, Trinist and many more to the label. Even mostly DnB enjoyers like me can find joy in their other pursuits though, like the truly insane Halftime-focused album from Czech masterminds Malcuth & Factum or the true insanity on display from voljum. For fans of mixed music, they even got their own series of specifically curated guest mixes, ENTER:VALE PROGRAM!
Now, Nik returns to the platform he co-founded with the first in a series of more club-focused bangers, Graveyard Shift! With various layers of ominousity (surely that's a word), from the creepy voices echoing through our minds to the tense atmospheric work, Nik effectively eases us into the eery state of mind associated with working at the witching hour. Slowly but surely, the main bass lead slithers into our consciousness, until it eventually bursts free, taking our attention prisoner with its hypnotising bounciness, while intricate, steppy drums and all sorts of other weird sounds keep us on our toes. As if that wasn't sick enough, Nik smoothly amps up the energy until we're confronted with a double-timed bassline groove on top of fast-paced rolling drums, effortlessly moving back and forth on the spectrum of energy.
With a groove like that, even the most grueling Graveyard Shift loses its G. I could've also gone with Grooveyard Shift, but I liked that one more.
Other deep stuff from this week: - Moytra - On My Mind / Midnight - Wingz, Rider Shafique - Keep Control - Mrk-One, Prez MC - Jaded (ZeroZero Remix) - Invadhertz - Icy - Tech Noir - Bamboo / Blackoister
2. Osprey - Mindless EP 💎 [Delta9 Recordings]
Recommended if you like: Evolved, Exept, NotequalYeah, yeah, this one was already released 2 weeks ago technically, but its Beatport exclusive status meant I didn't get around to it until now, and it's too good to not talk about!
For this week's Hidden Gem Of The Week™️, we fly back to Europe, to the administrative centre of its union: Brussels! While a lot of my features on here focus on its Benelux neighbour, Belgium has also been a haven for exciting developments in DnB for decades now and frankly deserves more recognition from me here. Even on just an initial glance, you've got huge names like Netsky, his potential successors Andromedik and Used, Rampage head honcho Murdock, or the myriad of Jump Up talents like Basstripper, Primate or Captain Bass - and there's a ton more to explore. Today, I want to feature one particular techy and rather underrated one: Osprey!
The story of Elliot Ghisbain, the man behind this exciting project, is one of many names, but I'll try my best to keep it comprehensible. Since 2016, Elliot has been setting dancefloors ablaze with his selections as the indomitable Methaxys. Not too long after, he teamed up with his good mate William, back then known as Odalisq (and nowadays going by the Hard Techno alias ØDLSQ), to reign chaos with their fiery sets, either simply as Methaxys & Odalisq, or sometimes stylised as Method. Together, they quickly became a force to be reckoned with and eventually earned a spot on the coveted list of Methlab agency resident DJs. Since doubling the amount of people worked so well the first time around, they soon found themselves two more people to team up with, for the unstoppable Evolved project. From 2019 on, Elliot and William joined forces with Gilles de Ro, also known as T-Psy (and one half of Human Error), and Pierre Bijloos, also known as Peter Klash. Ah yes, wait, Gilles and Pierre also used to be a duo called Sismic apparently. I swear that's the end of the name dumping!
As Evolved, the quadruple went on to make the scene their own, with releases on T3K, Diascope, Delta9, Ekou, EPO22 Music Tales and a bunch more. Along the way, however, Elliot and William left the ensemble, both of them opting for that sweet sweet solo project lifestyle in their respective niches. It was a hot summer night in August 2022 when Elliot formally announced the beginning of his brand new one-man-show venture, Osprey! With the journey through tech and space that was his debut free download Cylender, Elliot managed to perfectly capture the vibes that would follow on the likes of Delta9, Hyperactivity and All172Things in 2023. But will he be able to continue this hot streak into 2024? To get to the bottom of this most intriguing of questions, let's take a deeper look at his newest offering, the Mindless EP on Italian deep-dark-and-techy powerhouse Delta9!
Straight away, we dive deep into the futuristic soundscapes me and my fellow Osprey enjoyers have come to expect from the Belgian talent, on the title track Mindless. Smooth ethereal vocals, pulsating walls of synths, otherworldly flourishes, all leading into a harmonious stream of them all and more, swiftly pushed forward by the fast-paced drum action. On Inside, Elliot brings in the first collaborative force of the project, Argentinian producer Joaquin Wilson aka CCX! As you might remember from my features of his contribution to Sinful Maze's Outer Operators compilation and his massive single Day By Day, I'm a bit of a fanboi of the newcomer, so seeing his name on here ccx-cited me to no end! Even though I've went into this tune with some rather, let's say, elevated expectations, the dynamic duo managed to convince me, with their straight-up lovely intro full of soft Ekho vibes, sweet vocals and lush guitar, a drop complete with syncopated drum action, all sorts of glitchy bleeps and bloops, and a progression that's at first smoothing things into a rolling vibe, with only the vocal chopping staying hectic, until it later becomes completely chaotic and even the melodies also get sliced into pieces.
Speaking of sharply cutting sounds: Next up, we've got The Veil, the second collaborative effort! This time, super fresh up-and-comer Trent Mcneil aka It's Tricky joins the fray and boy, does this combo work for me. Relentlessly forward-pushing waves of shuffly, techy, quick-firing drums are just the beginning! We've also got all sorts of spliced-up staccato sounds firing off, a lot of glitches in the matrix making their presence violently known and even some rather aggressive vocal sample stuff, all contributing to the making of one hell of a banger. To round this fastness all off, we brake a couple BPMs down to the level of actual Breaks, on Without You. A catchy vocal repeats its wonderful rendition of the titular sentiment on top of a slowly but surely chugging Breakbeat-based rhythm, while massive, tastefully dissonant synths go through their own melodic journey. A journey that not only takes it and everything around it down an octave, but later also disintegrates into fluttery streams of strange beauty, before returning stronger than ever, with a supremely satisfying finale. Wonderful!
Let us pray Osprey won't deprave us of these sprays of insane production ospranytime soon.
Other techy things from this week: - Revolve - Silent / Boxed - Moytra - On My Mind / Midnight - Intercept - Insomnia - [insert alias] - PHNK.exe 💎 - Arkala Dre - Forté
New Releases
General DnB / Mixed
- CRIMINALISTIX - REVOLT [DirtyNightBass] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Darrison, Benny L - Ere Me Now / The Bravest [TrES-2b] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Immy Odon, Krasia - Left On Read [PullUp] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Mish, Brodie, Waypoint - Bitter Soul (James Hiraeth Remix) [NUFORM] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- P Money, Mollie Collins, Laurena Volanté - Liquor By The Litre (Benny Page Remix) [SPINNIN'] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Paper Skies - Listen/Learn [Pilot.] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Pola & Bryson, Unglued, Cimone - Warning [Hospital] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Label Store], [Spotify]
- Ray Keith, Mr Quest, DJ WYTEE - R.I.P [Thames Delta] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Sl8r - The Pillar [V] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Various Artists - 10 Years Of Grand Theft Audio LP [Grand Theft Audio] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Zombie Cats, Shannan - Waverider / Cops [DeVice] [Beatport], [Spotify]
Dancefloor
- Baxker, Nestroy - Show You How [UTM] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Blooom, RIENK, Solomon France - Insomnia [Viper] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Label Store], [Spotify]
- DT3 - Colours EP [onesevenfour] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Ekko & Sidetrack, Freaks & Geeks - Everybody [Elevate] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Eksman, CLIQUES. - Buried [Born On Road] [Beatport]
- Guru Josh Project, Henry Himself - Infinity 2023 (Natty Lou Edit) [play and cue music] [Other Store], [Spotify]
- Human Theory, Jess Robyn - Rhythm [Selfreleased] [Other Store], [Spotify]
- Joost - Europapa (Used Remix) [Joost Klein] , [Spotify]
- Subsonic, Hedara - Call Your Name [UKF] [Beatport], [Spotify]
Liquid
- Aaron Horn, Opal Blue - UPWRDS [Crate Classics] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Akuratyde, Loomis, Chris Naughton, Oktae - Head First LP [Modern Conveniences] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- antoanesko - Orange Bird [Basseffect] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Atlantic Connection - Espiritu [Westbay] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Bazil Mc, Lumia - Patience EP [Fokuz] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Borisson - Past Glamour Thriving [Boundless Beatz] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Christy Ċ - Silence [Lizplay] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Clusion - Past Reflections EP [FIVE ALLEY] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- DA TU, Impression, Shaki - Know Where You've Been EP [Celsius] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Facing Jinx - Source EP [Peer Pressure] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Faint one - U Feel [TuneCore] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Flint & Figure, flowanastasia - Limited View / Open [Galacy] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Label Store], [Spotify]
- Fortune & Chance - Mythopia EP [Codename: RCRDS] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Gravity - Anomaly [Totally Liquid] [Beatport]
- Howlan - opposites [Selfreleased] , [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Metal Work, Just Mack - Purity EP [The District UK] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Mindstate, Metrodome, Blind Mic, Dogger - No Lies [Precinct] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Option, K2T - Old Town Blues [Lizplay] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- R3dX, Amy Louu - Vision [Wild West] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Sofia, Mozey - Run (Part 2) [Rinse / KOOL] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Third Degree, Mystic State, Anya Asia - South West Noire EP [The Chikara Project] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Unknown Artist - R&B vs D&B EP [Fokuz] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Wood Packa - Taunt Haunt [Monofire] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- XRS, DJ Marky, Makoto - Kochi EP [Innerground] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
Deep / Tech / Minimal
- [insert alias] - PHNK.exe [Septic] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- 357 - Airbus EP [Black Inferno] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Amoss, Minor Forms - Turn the Tape EP [Flexout] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Art Twisted - Through the Looking Glass EP [Subplate] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Break - Overstayed [Symmetry] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Bungle - Collide EP [Sound Enforcers] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- C-DU - Funk Drums EP [Stoic] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Cornah - DARK ENERGY EP [Rolled Up] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Dunk - Megazord Ep [Canopic] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Everything Changes - Sometimes EP [Onset] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Frame - Animal Cookies EP [Heavy Sonics] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Freddy B, Vektah - Mainframe [Love For Low Frequencies] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- GEST, Javeon - Superstructure - EP [Shogun] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Intercept - Insomnia [Sinful Maze] , [Free Download], [Spotify]
- It's Tricky - Oblivion EP [Dialect] , [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Jakob Apelian, Kamohelo - So Nice [unknown - untitled] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Koax - Pillow Scream / See You (feat. Azrah) [Transparent] [Beatport]
- LOG1N - Wormhole [Covert Garden] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Moytra - On My Mind / Midnight [Data] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Mrk-One, Prez MC - Jaded (ZeroZero Remix) [Rollout] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Nemy, Zound - Breeze [Cocaine - Bulgaria] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- NIK P - Graveyard Shift [VALE] , [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Oura - Mix Width [Savory] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Revolve - Silent / Boxed [Stellar] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Rider Shafique, Wingz - Keep Control [Overview] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Shayper - Iteration V1 (A Moment Of Calm) [Dirtbox] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Shimah - 4th Dimension LP [Co-Lab] [Beatport], [Label Store], [Spotify]
- Sleeper Cell - Sectioned EP [GIIDUP] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Tech Noir, Riot, Mikal - Bamboo / Blackoister [Metalheadz] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Label Store], [Spotify]
- Vandermou, David Synth - Money Toast [Space Pirate] [Beatport]
- Visages, Snowy, Monty, Killa P - Dol Guldur EP [1985] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
Neuro
- Audio - Flip Mode [Blackout] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- IJENTA - Vega Part 1 - Original Mix [Paperfunk] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Various Artists - 5 Years Of Filth - 50th Release Album [Dirtbox] [Other Store], [Spotify]
- WARP FA2E - Fly, The Chase [Neuropunk] [Beatport], [Spotify]
Jump Up
- Conrad Subs - Middle / Alternative Funk / Quartz EP [Influence] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Deep Crisis - Lights out / Body Bag [Dub Shotta] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- DJ Zinc, Riko Dan - London [Bingo Bass] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Infected - DISCIPLINE [Hydrated] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Jax, MORTY, X4, Messe - Badman [Chilli Tribe] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Jay Jay, BlckHry - No Drama EP [Subway Soundz] [Beatport], [Label Store], [Spotify]
- Jayfor, Duality - Disintegrate EP [DNB LAB.] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Simula - Venator [Critical] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Suv, K Jah - Bubble Soup / Lavish [Natty Dub] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Tuggawar, Jappa - Bazooka [Invicta] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Zapya - Together EP [Serial Killaz] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
Jungle
- Danny.Wav, Poppi - Save My Day [EstellaRecs] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Dj Fokus - Watch Out/Media [Fundamental Frequencies] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- DJ Nai - Cosmic Glue / Psychedelic [4 Jungle] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Doctor Roberts - The Manor EP [Liondub] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Dub Phizix - Something Good EP [SenkaSonic] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Genotype, Just Jungle - DAT Memories 19 EP [G Lab] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Innaself - D2G004 [Good2Go] , [Bandcamp]
- Just Jungle - DAT Memories Vol 20 EP [G Lab] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- LAW - Holographic Principle, Volume. 2 EP [Repertoire] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- onacide - Fake Friends LP [Asionyta] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- onacide - Griffin Skate Vol. 4 [Asionyta] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Otik - Cloud Runner EP [3024] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- rupture - Ru1Ovus [audio rupture] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Sin - Traumas Lost and Found - Chapter 3 [Architecture] , [Bandcamp]
- Sync Dynamix, Blame, DJ Ascend - Steel Circuit Chronicles Vol. 2 [Good2Go] [[Beatport]](chrome-extension://lgdojhelcofpepefeekfhfemjpapnngi/content/index.html), [Bandcamp]
- Time Travel - Urban River LP [Ruff Guidance] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Tov Kru - Kosher Kuts EP [MYOR] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Various Artists - A Decade of Dubplates LP [Echo Chamber Sound] [Beatport], [Spotify]
- Various Artists - Amen Warfare 007 EP [Amen Warfare] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
- Veak - Homemade Cookies EP [Dubplate Supplier] [Beatport], [Bandcamp], [Spotify]
2024.03.29 21:40 BlueFox789 Mum not communicating her intentions regarding house, wanting £200 per month my boyfriend cannot afford
My boyfriend has been living with us for around 8 months now. For context, sister moved out around 6 weeks ago to live with her boyfriend in Tunbridge Wells. Neither had any income when they moved in to the flat as her boyfriend was made redundant just days before. My sister is starting a new job next week in HR as a graduate. Their rent is £2,000 a month My Dad has returned to Turkey after my parent's divorce in 2019. Mum wanted to sell the house and move in with her new boyfriend, but changed her mind and did not really say. My Dad sold a small shop he owned and gave me £50,000 towards the purchase, hoping to come and visit me during the hot summer months after Mum left, but she didn't. My boyfriend moved in, Mum was not ready to move out. Mum's boyfriend is paying off his mortgage and lives in a bachelor pad on his own. She only spends 1 night a week at his despite him living only 20 minutes away. My boyfriend lost his job on the railway and we started up a van business together which went well during 2023, not so well this year due to the recession. I paid for the van and have been paying for most of the costs, which have been re-paid to me from the profits. Recently my boyfriend took on another job as a bingo caller to make up his earnings Now the issue: My boyfriend and I argued a bit the other night and woke Mum up who was ill. She moaned next morning and how she wants him to start contributing £200 a month for all the extra washing and showers. For the record, my sister and her boyfriend never paid anything before they moved out despite him having high earnings before his redundancy. Do you think this is reasonable? My boyfriend thinks £150 a month is more reasonable as he is out most of the time but Mum claims the costs are the same regardless - which they are not. Mum is very obsessed with the dishwasher and washing machine only going on after midnight when it is cheaper. She claims the extra laundry has a cost. We do buy a lot of food though as she keeps on only having homemade soup to lose weight. Before my sister and her boyfriend moved out they bought the food and made dinner. Now we buy our own food and cook it, although my boyfriend usually has dinner out as he works late shifts. My great feeling is that Mum views my boyfriend more as a lodger who is an inconvenience she doesn’t really want here anyway. There I was thinking I was going to be buying the house from her in around 2019, but it is 2014 and I still have no idea what her plans are for the future. Makes me anxious and on edge. When Mum told me she would probably not be moving for another 5 years, I put all my savings into a 5.10% Fixed Term Bond which matures in 2027 to protect my funds from inflation. She was made aware of this fact. However, a year later she said she does not know when to leave and does not feel she has to tell me She goes on a lot about it being "her house' even though she does not want to stay here long term. I still see it as the family house, which my sister returns to when she wants to. Mum does not want stuff put in the spare room and puts nothing in there herself either. I invested a lot of my savings into making our business work and for the most part it has. But my boyfriend doesn’t have any money and I am constantly having to help him out. Now I have got the other stress of Mum wanting him to give her money to top up her low pension as she is tired, but works part time too doing supply teaching. Honestly, I do not have a contingency plan. Probably go and live in Turkey for a couple of months and I keep doing my current job remotely to save up money. This is meant to be the family house anyway, so if she’s not planning on moving in with her boyfriend and she plans to stay here then I don’t have anything to worry about. I either acquire the house through inheritance or I buy it from her. But living with my boyfriend at 28 is not unreasonable. She is basically doing whatever she wants as she goes along and not keeping me in the loop. I locked away all of my savings in my interest savings account when the rates went up in November. Telling me she is planning on leaving and selling the house one moment and then deciding she’s going to hold off a few years it’s not something I had predicted. I am definitely not going to follow my sisters footsteps and end up renting somewhere I cannot afford. The £50 difference would not make too much of a difference, it’s going to take him years to pay me back what he owes as it is without having to worry about the extra money he would have to fork out. In our culture, families live together until one of them passes away, then the eldest inherit the house, which they then pass on in turn. Mum is English so seems to be the exception. I have always done as I have been told and been off to university and studied hard. Dad is not really in my life anymore, and my Mum is stubborn and doesn’t understand she hurts other peoples feelings. I have always done as I have been told and been off to university and studied hard. Dad is not really in my life anymore, and my Mum is stubborn and doesn’t understand she hurts other peoples feelings. Everything about England annoys me these days. Neighbours are not friendly, people are not outgoing or social, everything is too expensive. Considering that our washing machine and the dish washer only go on at midnight, it does not cost that much. I spoke to my boyfriend's Mum who said her costs have only gone down about £20 - £40 since he has left. He has one meal per day usually which is dinner and rest of the time we buy more food. If Mum bought more food that we actually ate that would help a lot. I do not feel very lucky but I suppose I should be tolerant that grateful that my boyfriend is allowed to stay at all. It would be ridiculous if he was not as sisters boyfriend magically moved in overnight one day and she never had an issue It was never Mum's house, she acquired it through a divorce not long after the other owner paid off the mortgage to give us a better life.It still is our family home regardless of whose name is on the deeds. Mum is very stubborn and I rarely hear anything from her in advance regarding plans. Business has picked up a little, although getting the debt paid off is important. I am missing out on Easter with my boyfriend, until Monday. He is starting late on Saturday. Extra hours are needed to raise funds. He pays £300 a month towards his car finance which has £10,000 left. Phone bill is £120 which includes his friend’s as he has a plan that includes them which they pay him for. I always get a few hundred off him but not much If Mum does not want either of us living here anymore then we would probably have to stay at his parents house house or go abroad. My future in our town is contingent on living in this house. What do I do? Paying this £200 a month will be challenging for my boyfriend who already works very hard. Mum has high savings but low income. It is not possible for us to move somewhere else because of the high debts. Please could people kindly not comment this. We are both working full-time to get this debt paid off and an extra £200 cost is not something he can afford at the moment. I am already paying my Mum £200 a month myself
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2024.03.29 13:49 BlueFox789 Mum not communicating her intentions regarding house, wanting £200 per month he cannot afford
My boyfriend has been living with us for around 8 months now. For context, sister moved out around 6 weeks ago to live with her boyfriend in Tunbridge Wells. Neither had any income when they moved in to the flat as her boyfriend was made redundant just days before. My sister is starting a new job next week in HR as a graduate. Their rent is £2,000 a month
My Dad has returned to Turkey after my parent's divorce in 2019. Mum wanted to sell the house and move in with her new boyfriend, but changed her mind and did not really say. My Dad sold a small shop he owned and gave me £50,000 towards the purchase, hoping to come and visit me during the hot summer months after Mum left, but she didn't. My boyfriend moved in, Mum was not ready to move out. Mum's boyfriend is paying off his mortgage and lives in a bachelor pad on his own. She only spends 1 night a week at his despite him living only 20 minutes away.
My boyfriend lost his job on the railway and we started up a van business together which went well during 2023, not so well this year due to the recession. I paid for the van and have been paying for most of the costs, which have been re-paid to me from the profits. Recently my boyfriend took on another job as a bingo caller to make up his earnings
Now the issue: My boyfriend and I argued a bit the other night and woke Mum up who was ill. She moaned next morning and how she wants him to start contributing £200 a month for all the extra washing and showers. For the record, my sister and her boyfriend never paid anything before they moved out despite him having high earnings before his redundancy. Do you think this is reasonable?
My boyfriend thinks £150 a month is more reasonable as he is out most of the time but Mum claims the costs are the same regardless - which they are not.
Mum is very obsessed with the dishwasher and washing machine only going on after midnight when it is cheaper. She claims the extra laundry has a cost. We do buy a lot of food though as she keeps on only having homemade soup to lose weight. Before my sister and her boyfriend moved out they bought the food and made dinner. Now we buy our own food and cook it, although my boyfriend usually has dinner out as he works late shifts.
My great feeling is that Mum views my boyfriend more as a lodger who is an inconvenience she doesn’t really want here anyway. There I was thinking I was going to be buying the house from her in around 2019, but it is 2014 and I still have no idea what her plans are for the future. Makes me anxious and on edge. When Mum told me she would probably not be moving for another 5 years, I put all my savings into a 5.10% Fixed Term Bond which matures in 2027 to protect my funds from inflation. She was made aware of this fact. However, a year later she said she does not know when to leave and does not feel she has to tell me
She goes on a lot about it being "her house' even though she does not want to stay here long term. I still see it as the family house, which my sister returns to when she wants to. Mum does not want stuff put in the spare room and puts nothing in there herself either. I invested a lot of my savings into making our business work and for the most part it has. But my boyfriend doesn’t have any money and I am constantly having to help him out. Now I have got the other stress of Mum wanting him to give her money to top up her low pension as she is tired, but works part time too doing supply teaching. Honestly, I do not have a contingency plan. Probably go and live in Turkey for a couple of months and I keep doing my current job remotely to save up money.
This is meant to be the family house anyway, so if she’s not planning on moving in with her boyfriend and she plans to stay here then I don’t have anything to worry about. I either acquire the house through inheritance or I buy it from her. But living with my boyfriend at 28 is not unreasonable. She is basically doing whatever she wants as she goes along and not keeping me in the loop. I locked away all of my savings in my interest savings account when the rates went up in November. Telling me she is planning on leaving and selling the house one moment and then deciding she’s going to hold off a few years it’s not something I had predicted. I am definitely not going to follow my sisters footsteps and end up renting somewhere I cannot afford. The £50 difference would not make too much of a difference, it’s going to take him years to pay me back what he owes as it is without having to worry about the extra money he would have to fork out.
In our culture, families live together until one of them passes away, then the eldest inherit the house, which they then pass on in turn. Mum is English so seems to be the exception. I have always done as I have been told and been off to university and studied hard. Dad is not really in my life anymore, and my Mum is stubborn and doesn’t understand she hurts other peoples feelings.
I have always done as I have been told and been off to university and studied hard. Dad is not really in my life anymore, and my Mum is stubborn and doesn’t understand she hurts other peoples feelings.
Everything about England annoys me these days. Neighbours are not friendly, people are not outgoing or social, everything is too expensive.
Considering that our washing machine and the dish washer only go on at midnight, it does not cost that much. I spoke to my boyfriend's Mum who said her costs have only gone down about £20 - £40 since he has left. He has one meal per day usually which is dinner and rest of the time we buy more food. If Mum bought more food that we actually ate that would help a lot. I do not feel very lucky but I suppose I should be tolerant that grateful that my boyfriend is allowed to stay at all. It would be ridiculous if he was not as sisters boyfriend magically moved in overnight one day and she never had an issue It was never Mum's house, she acquired it through a divorce not long after the other owner paid off the mortgage to give us a better life.It still is our family home regardless of whose name is on the deeds. Mum is very stubborn and I rarely hear anything from her in advance regarding plans. Business has picked up a little, although getting the debt paid off is important. I am missing out on Easter with my boyfriend, until Monday. He is starting late on Saturday. Extra hours are needed to raise funds. He pays £300 a month towards his car finance which has £10,000 left. Phone bill is £120 which includes his friend’s as he has a plan that includes them which they pay him for. I always get a few hundred off him but not much If Mum does not want either of us living here anymore then we would probably have to stay at his parents house house or go abroad. My future in our town is contingent on living in this house.
What do I do? Paying this £200 a month will be challenging for my boyfriend who already works very hard. Mum has high savings but low income.
Edit: It is NOT possible for us to move somewhere else because of the high debts. Please could people kindly stop commenting this. We are both working full-time to get this debt paid off and an extra £200 cost is not something he can afford at the moment. I am already paying my Mum £200 a month myself.
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My Dad has returned to Turkey after my parent's divorce in 2019. Mum wanted to sell the house and move in with her new boyfriend, but changed her mind and did not really say. My Dad sold a small shop he owned and gave me £50,000 towards the purchase, hoping to come and visit me during the hot summer months after Mum left, but she didn't. My boyfriend moved in, Mum was not ready to move out. Mum's boyfriend is paying off his mortgage and lives in a bachelor pad on his own. She only spends 1 night a week at his despite him living only 20 minutes away.
My boyfriend lost his job on the railway and we started up a van business together which went well during 2023, not so well this year due to the recession. I paid for the van and have been paying for most of the costs, which have been re-paid to me from the profits. Recently my boyfriend took on another job as a bingo caller to make up his earnings
Now the issue: My boyfriend and I argued a bit the other night and woke Mum up who was ill. She moaned next morning and how she wants him to start contributing £200 a month for all the extra washing and showers. For the record, my sister and her boyfriend never paid anything before they moved out despite him having high earnings before his redundancy. Do you think this is reasonable?
My boyfriend thinks £150 a month is more reasonable as he is out most of the time but Mum claims the costs are the same regardless - which they are not.
Mum is very obsessed with the dishwasher and washing machine only going on after midnight when it is cheaper. She claims the extra laundry has a cost. We do buy a lot of food though as she keeps on only having homemade soup to lose weight. Before my sister and her boyfriend moved out they bought the food and made dinner. Now we buy our own food and cook it, although my boyfriend usually has dinner out as he works late shifts.
My great feeling is that Mum views my boyfriend more as a lodger who is an inconvenience she doesn’t really want here anyway. There I was thinking I was going to be buying the house from her in around 2019, but it is 2014 and I still have no idea what her plans are for the future. Makes me anxious and on edge. When Mum told me she would probably not be moving for another 5 years, I put all my savings into a 5.10% Fixed Term Bond which matures in 2027 to protect my funds from inflation. She was made aware of this fact. However, a year later she said she does not know when to leave and does not feel she has to tell me
She goes on a lot about it being "her house' even though she does not want to stay here long term. I still see it as the family house, which my sister returns to when she wants to. Mum does not want stuff put in the spare room and puts nothing in there herself either. I invested a lot of my savings into making our business work and for the most part it has. But my boyfriend doesn’t have any money and I am constantly having to help him out. Now I have got the other stress of Mum wanting him to give her money to top up her low pension as she is tired, but works part time too doing supply teaching. Honestly, I do not have a contingency plan. Probably go and live in Turkey for a couple of months and I keep doing my current job remotely to save up money.
This is meant to be the family house anyway, so if she’s not planning on moving in with her boyfriend and she plans to stay here then I don’t have anything to worry about. I either acquire the house through inheritance or I buy it from her. But living with my boyfriend at 28 is not unreasonable. She is basically doing whatever she wants as she goes along and not keeping me in the loop. I locked away all of my savings in my interest savings account when the rates went up in November. Telling me she is planning on leaving and selling the house one moment and then deciding she’s going to hold off a few years it’s not something I had predicted. I am definitely not going to follow my sisters footsteps and end up renting somewhere I cannot afford. The £50 difference would not make too much of a difference, it’s going to take him years to pay me back what he owes as it is without having to worry about the extra money he would have to fork out.
In our culture, families live together until one of them passes away, then the eldest inherit the house, which they then pass on in turn. Mum is English so seems to be the exception. I have always done as I have been told and been off to university and studied hard. Dad is not really in my life anymore, and my Mum is stubborn and doesn’t understand she hurts other peoples feelings.
I have always done as I have been told and been off to university and studied hard. Dad is not really in my life anymore, and my Mum is stubborn and doesn’t understand she hurts other peoples feelings.
Everything about England annoys me these days. Neighbours are not friendly, people are not outgoing or social, everything is too expensive.
Considering that our washing machine and the dish washer only go on at midnight, it does not cost that much. I spoke to my boyfriend's Mum who said her costs have only gone down about £20 - £40 since he has left. He has one meal per day usually which is dinner and rest of the time we buy more food. If Mum bought more food that we actually ate that would help a lot. I do not feel very lucky but I suppose I should be tolerant that grateful that my boyfriend is allowed to stay at all. It would be ridiculous if he was not as sisters boyfriend magically moved in overnight one day and she never had an issue It was never Mum's house, she acquired it through a divorce not long after the other owner paid off the mortgage to give us a better life.It still is our family home regardless of whose name is on the deeds. Mum is very stubborn and I rarely hear anything from her in advance regarding plans. Business has picked up a little, although getting the debt paid off is important. I am missing out on Easter with my boyfriend, until Monday. He is starting late on Saturday. Extra hours are needed to raise funds. He pays £300 a month towards his car finance which has £10,000 left. Phone bill is £120 which includes his friend’s as he has a plan that includes them which they pay him for. I always get a few hundred off him but not much If Mum does not want either of us living here anymore then we would probably have to stay at his parents house house or go abroad. My future in our town is contingent on living in this house.
What do I do? Paying this £200 a month will be challenging for my boyfriend who already works very hard. Mum has high savings but low income.
Edit: It is NOT possible for us to move somewhere else because of the high debts. Please could people kindly stop commenting this. We are both working full-time to get this debt paid off and an extra £200 cost is not something he can afford at the moment. I am already paying my Mum £200 a month myself.
2024.03.20 20:16 KeptCurrent Best Of Park City This Week March 20 - 27
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Youth Sports Alliance @ Snow Park Lodge Thursday, March 28, from 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM
To celebrate winning the Defender Service Award and the newly bestowed Land Rover Defender, the Youth Sports Alliance invites everyone to join the celebration. Your votes drove them to victory, and now they want to share the honor with the community. Come out to support their great work in helping kids in our community thrive. Enjoy live music, a cash beer bar, and complimentary cookies and hot chocolate for all. No RSVP necessary - come celebrate this national honor from Chase & Outside Magazine with the community
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Easter Activities
Get ready for some Easter fun in Park City! Here are some egg-citing events and delicious dining options to celebrate the holiday weekend:
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Sushi & Sake! @ Park City Culinary Institute (SLC) Friday, March 22, from 6:30 - 9:00 PM
Roll up your sleeves and learn the craft of making maki rolls and classic nigiri sushi. Then you get to enjoy your culinary creations with a taste of sake. Sake pairings will complement the meal for guests 21 and over. And don't let the name fool you, this event takes place in Salt Lake.
1484 S. State Street Salt Lake City, UT
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Hot Glass 5-Course Dinner @ Red Flower Studios Saturday, March 30, @ 6:00 PM
Savor a 5-course dinner crafted atop 2100-degree molten glass, blending gourmet flavors with visual spectacle. Experience an interactive dining adventure which is a fusion of artistry and gastronomy. I can't wait to try this one!
Chef Adam Walker brings a wealth of culinary expertise to the table, honed his skills in fine dining, Japanese flavors, and personalized culinary experiences. Now, as a private chef, Chef Adam is dedicated to crafting unforgettable moments through his passion for cooking and entertaining. COST: $200
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Celebrate Spring @ Mindful Cuisine Friday, March 29, from 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM / Sign-up Deadline Sunday, March 24
Indulge in the vibrant flavors of spring with The Basement Table's pop-up restaurant menu, curated by Chef Linda from her days in California. Enjoy the freshness of Sugar Snap Pea in Lemon Vinaigrette and English Pea Crostini, followed by Mustard Grilled Chicken and Spinach Pine Nut Salad. Delight in Pecorino Pudding with Soft Eggs, concluding with Strawberry Pavlovas.
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Fisher Vineyard 5 Course Wine Dinner @ Riverhorse Thursday, April 25, @ 6:00 PM
Join winemaker Whitney Fisher for a special evening featuring a five-course dinner paired with wines from Fisher Vineyards. The event starts with a reception, followed by a curated dinner with exclusive dishes. Tickets are $150++/person.
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Park City Brewing March 26th Trivia Night / March 27th Bingo Night @ 7:30 PM
Gather your friends for March game nights with drink specials! Enjoy 15% off during Appy Hour on Thursdays & Fridays from 3 - 5 PM. Plus, don't miss out on Sneaker Tree $5 Drafts every Saturday and Sunday. It's the perfect way to unwind and have some fun!
Culinary School @ Park City Culinary Institute Saturday, March 23, from 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM
I can't remember who told me they were interested in culinary school, but whoever you are, this one is for you. Park City Culinary Institute invites you to a free Chef Demo. Discover how culinary school can enhance your skills and career opportunities. COST: FREE
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SPORTS
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Rossignol Women's Nordic Ski Day @ Soldier Hollow Sunday, March 24, from 9AM - 4:00 PM
This is for all my Betties friends!
Experience a fun day on the snow tailored for women of all ages and abilities! Whether newcomers or seasoned skiers, attendees are welcome. Enjoy small group lessons, Rossignol ski demos, and delightful gift bags. Morning and afternoon sessions available. Don't miss the fun-filled adventure at Soldier Hollow Nordic Center! COST: $60
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March Madness @ No Name Through April 8
If you weren't lucky enough to get tickets, you can surround yourself with fans at No Name who will be in on the action. Get ready for the excitement of the First Round of March Madness on March 21st-22nd, followed by the Second Round on March 23rd-24th. The action heats up with the Sweet 16 on March 28th-29th and the Elite Eight on March 30th-31st. Don't miss the Final Four on Saturday, April 6th, leading up to the NCAA Championship Game on Monday, April 8th!
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Demo Days at Compass Sports March 23 -24, from 7:00 AM -7:00 PM
Join Compass Sports for two special demo days celebrating the end of an incredible ski season! On March 23rd, experience exclusive discounts on this year's skis and demo the newest gear from Atomic Skis. Then, on March 24th, demo the latest boards from Niche Snowboards.
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Wild Women Full Moon Snowshoe Tour @ Wasatch Adventure Guides Various Days AvailableLocal ladies of Park City, Heber Valley, and Salt Lake City are invited to join the Winter StargazeFull Moon Snowshoe Tours sponsored by Wasatch Adventure Guides and Stio! Explore Park City trails under the moonlight, with moderate difficulty and gear rentals available online. It's an opportunity to expand outdoor circles and networks while enjoying the winter scenery.REGISTER
Under the Lights @ Solider Hollow Wednesday, March 20, @ 5:45 PM
The Nordic community in Park City comes alive at this friendly competition. Skiers can tackle 2.5, 5, or 7.5 km tracks. Post-race, there's an awards ceremony, a grill-out, s'mores, and a fun relay race. REGISTER
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BalletNEXT: Best of Sleeping Beauty Wednesday, March 20, from 6:30 PM - 8:00 PM Michele Wiles, the creative force behind BalletNEXT, has reimagined this Tchaikovsky classic with help from the skilled StringFX musicians. Narrated by Katrina Kmak, a favorite among the kids, this event promises enchantment. Stick around after the show for a chat with Michele Wiles and the performers. REGISTER
March Madness @ The Montage Daly's Pub & Rec 10:30 AM - 10:00 PM March Madness is upon us! Dive into the thrill of the tournament, where every matchup is packed with action and nail-biting suspense. Gather your friends, enjoy tasty snacks, and cheer for your top teams. 📷
March Moonlight Snowshoe Tour @ Swaner Preserve Monday, March 25, from 8:00 PM - 9:30 PM
Join Swaner naturalists for an enchanting snowshoe adventure under the full moon, discovering the wildlife inhabiting the preserve! Trek through the Swaner Preserve, delving into the wetlands and observing nocturnal animals in their natural habitat. Dress warmly and reserve your spot early as space is limited. Snowshoe rentals available onsite.REGISTER
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Mike Libecki @ Park City Institute Friday, March 22, @ 7:00 PM
Renowned explorer Mike Libecki is known for conquering remote peaks and instilling adventure in his daughter. Honored as National Geographic Adventurer of the Year, he's completed over 85 major expeditions globally. From Afghanistan to Antarctica, he shares his philosophy of "joyineering," embracing joy in life's challenges and triumphs.REGISTER📷
Full Moon Ski & Snowshoeing @ Sundance March 22 & 23, 4:30 - 9:30 PM
Embark on a magical moonlit adventure either cross-country skiing or snowshoeing through Sundance's scenic wooded trails. Perfect for families or a fun date night, enjoy the beauty of the full moon on the snow-covered landscape. This unguided event allows you the freedom to explore at your own pace.REGISTER
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First Tracks @ Deer Valley Wednesday, March 27, @ 8:30 AM
Experience the thrill of First Tracks exclusively for Deer Valley Season Pass holders. Enjoy early access to the slopes with no reservations required. Take your turns down the renowned corduroy groomers on a bluebird day. What a lovely way to start your day! All lifts will be operational.📷
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Spring Equinox Ecstatic Dance @ Enlighten Wellness Saturday, March 23, from 6:00 PM -9:30 PM
Experience the potent energy of the Spring Equinox with a transformative evening of Yoga, Ecstatic Dance, and Sound Healing. Set intentions for the season during a Cacao Intention Ceremony, then let loose on the dance floor. Dive deep into self-expression with Ecstatic Dance, free from judgment and limitations. Conclude the evening with a Soundbath and closing circle to honor the shared experience. REGISTER
Spring Renewal: A Seasonal Gathering @ The Shop Sunday, March 24, from 1:30 PM - 3:30 PM
Join a rejuvenating Yoga Flow, followed by tea and a guided journey to welcome the arrival of spring. This donation-based event supports the Sound Summit Trails Foundation, contributing to our community's outdoor spaces. Come together with friends and neighbors to embrace the new season in a spirit of unity and renewal.
Town Series @ Utah Olympic Park (February 15 event rescheduled to March 22) 5:00 PM Check-in / 6:00 PM Race
Join the Town Series for thrilling downhill and SkiMo races at UOP lifts. All ages welcome. Alpine Individual Race: $45 each, Skimo Race: $40 each. COED teams, at least one female required. All proceeds from the Town Series support Park City Ski & Snowboard athletes, programs and coaches.
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FAMILY FUN
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Avalanche Dog Film with Doggo Meet & Greet Wednesday, March 27, from 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM
Experience a heartwarming family film screening of "Superpower Dogs," showcasing the extraordinary bravery and life-saving abilities of some of the world’s most remarkable canine heroes. Following the movie, meet the awe-inspiring avalanche dogs from Wasatch Backcountry Rescue. This special event is in partnership with the exhibit "Snow: Tiny Crystals, Global Impact." Admission is free!
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Pac-12 Women's Gymnastic Championship @ Maverik Center Saturday, March 23, @ 1:00 PM
Get ready to witness the thrill and precision of the Sprouts Pac-12 Women's Gymnastics Championship LIVE.
Mary Poppins @ The Egyptian Theatre March 22 - 31Prepare to be enchanted as Disney's beloved Mary Poppins comes to life on stage! Based on P.L. Travers' books and the classic film, the musical follows the magical nanny as she teaches the Banks family and audiences valuable life lessons. With unforgettable songs and stagecraft, it's a truly magical experience for the whole family. GET TICKETS
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Disney Princess In Concert @ Eccles Theater (SLC) Saturday, March 30, @ 7:30 PM
Experience the magic of Disney Princesses live on stage with Broadway and TV stars Alyssa Fox, Syndee Winters, and Hiba Elchikhe for a concert of a lifetime. This show features your favorite princess songs and behind-the-scenes stories.
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3/20 Daôi Freyr @ The Depot
3/20 Dorian Electra @ The Complex
3/20 Steve n’ Seagulls @ The Stateroom
3/20 Rylee McDonald @ Steven Bosco Duo @ The Spur
3/20 DJ Juggy @ Downstairs
3/21 Muddpuddle @ Corner Store Pub & Grill
3/21 Aspen Anonda @ Alpine Social Aid & Pleasure Club
3/21 Sydnie Keddington @ Silver Star Cafe
3/21 Bas @ The Depot
3/21 Diggin Dirt @ The Stateroom
3/21 DJ Dolph @ Downstairs
3/21 Randin Graves & Dueling Pianos
3/22 Chris Bender & Fastback @ Après Pendry
3/22 Matthew & The Hope @ Silver Star Cafe
3/22 Kim Dracula @ The Depot
3/22 Daniel Weldon @ Dejoria Center - State Road Tavern
3/22 Mike Lebecki @ Park City Institute
3/22 Madi Diaz @ The Stateroom
3/22 Satsang @ The Cabin
3/22 Mary Poppins @ The Egyptian
3/22 Kamiyah @ The Complex
3/22 DJ E-Flexx @ Downstairs
3/22 Corey Smaller & Renzos Fault @ The Spur
3/23 Shannon & The 3 Kings @ Canyons Village
3/23 Christan Scheller @ Snowbasin
3/23 Ryan Innes @ Après Pendry
3/23 Hot House West @ Silver Star Cafe
3/23 Chelsea Wolfe @ The Depot
3/23 Vox Veis @ The Complex
3/23 Farrell Dillon @ Park City Institute
3/23 Satin Steel @ The Notch
3/23 Mary Poppins @ The Egyptian
3/23 Michelle Moonshine @ Sundance Resort
3/23 The Pickpockets @ The Cabin
3/23 San Fermin @ The Stateroom
3/23 DJ Shift @ Downstairs
3/23 Grant Matheson & Sauci @ The Spur
3/24 Morgan Snow @ Snowbasin
3/24 Classic Steve @ Après Pendry
3/24 Mary Poppins @ Egyptian Theatre
3/24 03 Greedo @ The Complex
3/24 Alli Brown & Dueling Pianos
3/24 JP Saxe @ The Complex
3/25 Ryan Caraveo @ The Complex
3/25 Aspen Anonda & Daniel Torriente
3/26 Gentri @ The Eccles Theater - Delta Hall - Salt Lake City
3/26 Jon O & Radio Roulette @ The Spur
3/27 Gentri @ The Eccles Theater - Delta Hall - Salt Lake City
3/27 Birdtalker @ The Stateroom
3/27 Rylee McDonald & Morgen Call Duo @ The Spur
3/27 DJ Juggy @ Downstairs
ARTS & CULTURE
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Interactive Art Installation: "Doors of Opportunity" Honoring President and Rosalyn Carter Through March 31Wasatch County Library, in collaboration with Park City Library and Habitat for Humanity of Summit and Wasatch Counties, Utah, honors the lives of President Jimmy Carter and First Lady Rosalyn Carter with an interactive art installation. Symbolizing the Doors of Opportunity they opened, each library hosts a dedicated installation where the public can write notes of gratitude to the Carters for their work in affordable housing. The installation runs until March 31 at Park City Library, Wasatch County Library, and Park City ReStore.
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Spring Into Art: A Local Artists Showcase @ The Yarrow Hotel March 22, from 3:00 PM - 8:00 PM / March 23, from 10:00 AM - 6:00 PMCheck out the vibrant creativity of Summit County artists at the inaugural Spring Showcase, organized by the Park City Artists Association. With the participation of twenty-six talented local artists, this two-day art exhibition at the Yarrow Hotel (Double Tree on Park Avenue) is a great opportunity to discover and acquire unique artworks. This free and family-friendly event serves as a platform to support our local artists!
Vintage Fashion Show Wednesday, March 20, from 5:00 PM -7:00 PM
Get ready to step back in time and witness the evolution of ski fashion at the History Welcome Party on March 20th at the Utah Olympic Park. Organized by the International Skiing History Association (ISHA) and Alf Engen Ski Museum, this event marks the beginning of the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Hall of Fame’s annual gathering in Park City. From padded one-piece jump-suits to over-the-boot stretch pants and floral designs, the fashion flashback promises to be a sight to behold. Join us for a celebration of skiing history and style! COST: FREE
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The Art Ecosystem: Art Talk with Local Industry Leaders @ Kimball Art Center Monday, March 25, from 5:30 PM - 7:30 PM
Discover the dynamic contemporary art scene flourishing in Park City with a panel moderated by Leslie Thatcher. Featuring panelists Jocelyn Scudder, Executive Director of the Arts Council; Aldy Milliken, Executive Director of the Kimball Art Center; Jen Schumacher, Co-Chair of the Park City Gallery Association; and Mitch Bedke, Chair of the Park City Artists Association, this event offers a comprehensive overview of visual arts in Park City.
These local cultural leaders will delve into how the Arts Council, Kimball Art Center, galleries, and artists collaborate to cultivate an environment where art thrives. They will discuss the needs of artists in Park City, the missions of their respective organizations, and the importance of collaboration in fostering a deep appreciation for art in our community.
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ConnectHER: How to Leverage Your Retirement Funds Wednesday, March 27, from 5:30 PM - 7:30 PM
Did you know your retirement funds can be your powerhouse for passive investments? Join us at the ConnectHER Seminar: How to Leverage Your Retirement Funds to discover how to create wealth via self-directed IRAs. Guest speaker, Kaaren Hall, CEO of uDirect IRA Services, will share insights on passive investment strategies, the latest trends in self-directed investing, and critical rules of self-direction. With over 20 years of expertise, Kaaren has guided thousands of Americans in diversifying their portfolios using self-directed IRAs, managing over $1B in assets.
This is a Hybrid (In-Person & Virtual) Event. ONLY those who plan on joining us In-Person should purchase a ticket to this event. ZOOM LINK
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Brews & Hues: Spring Fabric Dyeing & Kombucha Tasting @ The Lodge at Blue Sky Friday, March 29, @ 3:30 PM Discover the art of natural dyeing and indulge in a kombucha tasting at Gracie's Farm. Guests are invited to a fabric dyeing class where they'll learn to create stunning designs using farm-fresh ingredients. Savor homemade kombucha while crafting beautiful pieces for the home. All ages are welcome to join in the creative experience! COST: $200RESERVE
Retelling Greek Classics: An Exploration of the Modern Epics with Madeline Miller Thursday, March 21, @ 5:00 PM VIA ZOOMHave a conversation with bestselling author Madeline Miller as she discusses her modern retellings of Greek classics, including "The Song of Achilles" and "Circe." Delve into themes of love, sacrifice, and the power of mythology with one of New York Times best-selling authors. GET TICKETS
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Elle Aesthetics Wellness Night Thursday, March 21, from 4:00 PM - 6:00 PMGuests are invited to an evening of presentations on hormones, nutrition, and skin health. Connect with the expert team to discover ways to enhance well-being. Special skincare offers and $15 vitamin shots available. Don't miss this opportunity to unwind and pamper yourself.
136 South Main Street Heber City, UT, USASIGN UP
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Spring Equinox - Cacao Ceremony @ Shamanic Twist Wednesday, March 20, from 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM
Join a special ceremony as the arrival of spring is in the air and apparently the arrival of a new astrological year. It's time to let go of anything that you are holding on to that no longer serves you. This will include a Cacao Ceremony and a chance to move your body. COST: $45
228 West 200 South Kamas, UT 84036
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The Taste of Things @ Park City Film March 22 - 24 / Fri & Sat @ 7:00 PM / Sun @ 6:00 PM
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Best Of Park City This WeekMarch 20 - 27
NON-PROFIT OF THE WEEK
Youth Sports Alliance @ Snow Park Lodge Thursday, March 28, from 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM
To celebrate winning the Defender Service Award and the newly bestowed Land Rover Defender, the Youth Sports Alliance invites everyone to join the celebration. Your votes drove them to victory, and now they want to share the honor with the community. Come out to support their great work in helping kids in our community thrive. Enjoy live music, a cash beer bar, and complimentary cookies and hot chocolate for all. No RSVP necessary - come celebrate this national honor from Chase & Outside Magazine with the community
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Easter Activities
Get ready for some Easter fun in Park City! Here are some egg-citing events and delicious dining options to celebrate the holiday weekend:
- Basin Recreation’s Easter Egg Scramble and Hunt: Join the fun at Matt Knoop Park on March 30 @ 12:00 PM for an egg scramble designed for kids aged 5 and under, with a separate hunt for ages 6-10. SIGN UP
- Blossoms and Bubbly: Spring Floral Workshop at Goldener Hirsch: Create beautiful floral arrangements while enjoying a glass of bubbly at this spring workshop on March 29. GET TICKETS
- Homestead Resort: Gather your loved ones for a delightful Easter brunch experience at Homestead Resort on March 31. RSVP
- Montage Deer Valley: Experience the joy of Easter with an exciting egg hunt followed by a scrumptious buffet at Apex on March 31. Adults: $95 pp / Kids $45. Call 435-604-1402 for reservations.
- Boneyard Saloon: Bloody Mary bar at Boneyard Saloon from 10 a.m. – 2 p.m.
- Drafts Burger Bar: Enjoy Easter breakfast from 7:30 – 11 a.m. and choose from the lunch and dinner menus until 10 p.m.
- Goldener Hirsch Restaurant: Celebrate Easter with a fireside brunch featuring Chef Sethil’s alpine-inspired menu. RESERVE
- Grub Steak: Treat yourself to a 3-course Easter dinner at Grub Steak, featuring baked Alaskan halibut and homemade desserts. $54.75 pp/ RESERVE
- Hearth and Hill: Brunch buffet featuring a variety of savory and sweet dishes for the whole family. Adults: $64 / Kids $30 RESERVE
- KITA: Easter breakfast and brunch buffet, including a carving station with maple glazed ham. $50 PP / Kids $20. RESERVE
- Lodge at Blue Sky: Enjoy an Easter brunch buffet accompanied by live music at YUTA. Call 435-336-2646.
- Riverhorse on Main: Celebrate Easter with an endless array of brunch-style tapas. Adults: $125 / Kids $75 RESERVE
- Stein Eriksen Lodge: Indulge in a lavish Easter Brunch Buffet featuring a delectable selection of dishes for the whole family. Adults $150 / Kids $50. RESERVE
- Waldorf Astoria Park City: Delight in made-to-order omelets, carved ham, seafood, and more. Adults $110 / Kids $55. RESERVE
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Sushi & Sake! @ Park City Culinary Institute (SLC) Friday, March 22, from 6:30 - 9:00 PM
Roll up your sleeves and learn the craft of making maki rolls and classic nigiri sushi. Then you get to enjoy your culinary creations with a taste of sake. Sake pairings will complement the meal for guests 21 and over. And don't let the name fool you, this event takes place in Salt Lake.
1484 S. State Street Salt Lake City, UT
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Hot Glass 5-Course Dinner @ Red Flower Studios Saturday, March 30, @ 6:00 PM
Savor a 5-course dinner crafted atop 2100-degree molten glass, blending gourmet flavors with visual spectacle. Experience an interactive dining adventure which is a fusion of artistry and gastronomy. I can't wait to try this one!
Chef Adam Walker brings a wealth of culinary expertise to the table, honed his skills in fine dining, Japanese flavors, and personalized culinary experiences. Now, as a private chef, Chef Adam is dedicated to crafting unforgettable moments through his passion for cooking and entertaining. COST: $200
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Celebrate Spring @ Mindful Cuisine Friday, March 29, from 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM / Sign-up Deadline Sunday, March 24
Indulge in the vibrant flavors of spring with The Basement Table's pop-up restaurant menu, curated by Chef Linda from her days in California. Enjoy the freshness of Sugar Snap Pea in Lemon Vinaigrette and English Pea Crostini, followed by Mustard Grilled Chicken and Spinach Pine Nut Salad. Delight in Pecorino Pudding with Soft Eggs, concluding with Strawberry Pavlovas.
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Fisher Vineyard 5 Course Wine Dinner @ Riverhorse Thursday, April 25, @ 6:00 PM
Join winemaker Whitney Fisher for a special evening featuring a five-course dinner paired with wines from Fisher Vineyards. The event starts with a reception, followed by a curated dinner with exclusive dishes. Tickets are $150++/person.
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Park City Brewing March 26th Trivia Night / March 27th Bingo Night @ 7:30 PM
Gather your friends for March game nights with drink specials! Enjoy 15% off during Appy Hour on Thursdays & Fridays from 3 - 5 PM. Plus, don't miss out on Sneaker Tree $5 Drafts every Saturday and Sunday. It's the perfect way to unwind and have some fun!
Culinary School @ Park City Culinary Institute Saturday, March 23, from 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM
I can't remember who told me they were interested in culinary school, but whoever you are, this one is for you. Park City Culinary Institute invites you to a free Chef Demo. Discover how culinary school can enhance your skills and career opportunities. COST: FREE
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Rossignol Women's Nordic Ski Day @ Soldier Hollow Sunday, March 24, from 9AM - 4:00 PM
This is for all my Betties friends!
Experience a fun day on the snow tailored for women of all ages and abilities! Whether newcomers or seasoned skiers, attendees are welcome. Enjoy small group lessons, Rossignol ski demos, and delightful gift bags. Morning and afternoon sessions available. Don't miss the fun-filled adventure at Soldier Hollow Nordic Center! COST: $60
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March Madness @ No Name Through April 8
If you weren't lucky enough to get tickets, you can surround yourself with fans at No Name who will be in on the action. Get ready for the excitement of the First Round of March Madness on March 21st-22nd, followed by the Second Round on March 23rd-24th. The action heats up with the Sweet 16 on March 28th-29th and the Elite Eight on March 30th-31st. Don't miss the Final Four on Saturday, April 6th, leading up to the NCAA Championship Game on Monday, April 8th!
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Demo Days at Compass Sports March 23 -24, from 7:00 AM -7:00 PM
Join Compass Sports for two special demo days celebrating the end of an incredible ski season! On March 23rd, experience exclusive discounts on this year's skis and demo the newest gear from Atomic Skis. Then, on March 24th, demo the latest boards from Niche Snowboards.
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Wild Women Full Moon Snowshoe Tour @ Wasatch Adventure Guides Various Days AvailableLocal ladies of Park City, Heber Valley, and Salt Lake City are invited to join the Winter StargazeFull Moon Snowshoe Tours sponsored by Wasatch Adventure Guides and Stio! Explore Park City trails under the moonlight, with moderate difficulty and gear rentals available online. It's an opportunity to expand outdoor circles and networks while enjoying the winter scenery.REGISTER
Under the Lights @ Solider Hollow Wednesday, March 20, @ 5:45 PM
The Nordic community in Park City comes alive at this friendly competition. Skiers can tackle 2.5, 5, or 7.5 km tracks. Post-race, there's an awards ceremony, a grill-out, s'mores, and a fun relay race. REGISTER
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BalletNEXT: Best of Sleeping Beauty Wednesday, March 20, from 6:30 PM - 8:00 PM Michele Wiles, the creative force behind BalletNEXT, has reimagined this Tchaikovsky classic with help from the skilled StringFX musicians. Narrated by Katrina Kmak, a favorite among the kids, this event promises enchantment. Stick around after the show for a chat with Michele Wiles and the performers. REGISTER
March Madness @ The Montage Daly's Pub & Rec 10:30 AM - 10:00 PM March Madness is upon us! Dive into the thrill of the tournament, where every matchup is packed with action and nail-biting suspense. Gather your friends, enjoy tasty snacks, and cheer for your top teams. 📷
March Moonlight Snowshoe Tour @ Swaner Preserve Monday, March 25, from 8:00 PM - 9:30 PM
Join Swaner naturalists for an enchanting snowshoe adventure under the full moon, discovering the wildlife inhabiting the preserve! Trek through the Swaner Preserve, delving into the wetlands and observing nocturnal animals in their natural habitat. Dress warmly and reserve your spot early as space is limited. Snowshoe rentals available onsite.REGISTER
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Mike Libecki @ Park City Institute Friday, March 22, @ 7:00 PM
Renowned explorer Mike Libecki is known for conquering remote peaks and instilling adventure in his daughter. Honored as National Geographic Adventurer of the Year, he's completed over 85 major expeditions globally. From Afghanistan to Antarctica, he shares his philosophy of "joyineering," embracing joy in life's challenges and triumphs.REGISTER📷
Full Moon Ski & Snowshoeing @ Sundance March 22 & 23, 4:30 - 9:30 PM
Embark on a magical moonlit adventure either cross-country skiing or snowshoeing through Sundance's scenic wooded trails. Perfect for families or a fun date night, enjoy the beauty of the full moon on the snow-covered landscape. This unguided event allows you the freedom to explore at your own pace.REGISTER
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First Tracks @ Deer Valley Wednesday, March 27, @ 8:30 AM
Experience the thrill of First Tracks exclusively for Deer Valley Season Pass holders. Enjoy early access to the slopes with no reservations required. Take your turns down the renowned corduroy groomers on a bluebird day. What a lovely way to start your day! All lifts will be operational.📷
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Spring Equinox Ecstatic Dance @ Enlighten Wellness Saturday, March 23, from 6:00 PM -9:30 PM
Experience the potent energy of the Spring Equinox with a transformative evening of Yoga, Ecstatic Dance, and Sound Healing. Set intentions for the season during a Cacao Intention Ceremony, then let loose on the dance floor. Dive deep into self-expression with Ecstatic Dance, free from judgment and limitations. Conclude the evening with a Soundbath and closing circle to honor the shared experience. REGISTER
Spring Renewal: A Seasonal Gathering @ The Shop Sunday, March 24, from 1:30 PM - 3:30 PM
Join a rejuvenating Yoga Flow, followed by tea and a guided journey to welcome the arrival of spring. This donation-based event supports the Sound Summit Trails Foundation, contributing to our community's outdoor spaces. Come together with friends and neighbors to embrace the new season in a spirit of unity and renewal.
Town Series @ Utah Olympic Park (February 15 event rescheduled to March 22) 5:00 PM Check-in / 6:00 PM Race
Join the Town Series for thrilling downhill and SkiMo races at UOP lifts. All ages welcome. Alpine Individual Race: $45 each, Skimo Race: $40 each. COED teams, at least one female required. All proceeds from the Town Series support Park City Ski & Snowboard athletes, programs and coaches.
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FAMILY FUN
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Avalanche Dog Film with Doggo Meet & Greet Wednesday, March 27, from 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM
Experience a heartwarming family film screening of "Superpower Dogs," showcasing the extraordinary bravery and life-saving abilities of some of the world’s most remarkable canine heroes. Following the movie, meet the awe-inspiring avalanche dogs from Wasatch Backcountry Rescue. This special event is in partnership with the exhibit "Snow: Tiny Crystals, Global Impact." Admission is free!
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Pac-12 Women's Gymnastic Championship @ Maverik Center Saturday, March 23, @ 1:00 PM
Get ready to witness the thrill and precision of the Sprouts Pac-12 Women's Gymnastics Championship LIVE.
- Session 1 at 1:00pm features powerhouse teams from Stanford, Arizona State, Washington, and Arizona.
- Session 2 at 5:55pm, showcasing the talents of Cal, Utah, UCLA, and Oregon State.
Mary Poppins @ The Egyptian Theatre March 22 - 31Prepare to be enchanted as Disney's beloved Mary Poppins comes to life on stage! Based on P.L. Travers' books and the classic film, the musical follows the magical nanny as she teaches the Banks family and audiences valuable life lessons. With unforgettable songs and stagecraft, it's a truly magical experience for the whole family. GET TICKETS
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Disney Princess In Concert @ Eccles Theater (SLC) Saturday, March 30, @ 7:30 PM
Experience the magic of Disney Princesses live on stage with Broadway and TV stars Alyssa Fox, Syndee Winters, and Hiba Elchikhe for a concert of a lifetime. This show features your favorite princess songs and behind-the-scenes stories.
GET TICKETSMUSIC THIS WEEKGo to KEPT CURRENT MUSIC for show times, tickets, and future concerts.
3/20 Daôi Freyr @ The Depot
3/20 Dorian Electra @ The Complex
3/20 Steve n’ Seagulls @ The Stateroom
3/20 Rylee McDonald @ Steven Bosco Duo @ The Spur
3/20 DJ Juggy @ Downstairs
3/21 Muddpuddle @ Corner Store Pub & Grill
3/21 Aspen Anonda @ Alpine Social Aid & Pleasure Club
3/21 Sydnie Keddington @ Silver Star Cafe
3/21 Bas @ The Depot
3/21 Diggin Dirt @ The Stateroom
3/21 DJ Dolph @ Downstairs
3/21 Randin Graves & Dueling Pianos
3/22 Chris Bender & Fastback @ Après Pendry
3/22 Matthew & The Hope @ Silver Star Cafe
3/22 Kim Dracula @ The Depot
3/22 Daniel Weldon @ Dejoria Center - State Road Tavern
3/22 Mike Lebecki @ Park City Institute
3/22 Madi Diaz @ The Stateroom
3/22 Satsang @ The Cabin
3/22 Mary Poppins @ The Egyptian
3/22 Kamiyah @ The Complex
3/22 DJ E-Flexx @ Downstairs
3/22 Corey Smaller & Renzos Fault @ The Spur
3/23 Shannon & The 3 Kings @ Canyons Village
3/23 Christan Scheller @ Snowbasin
3/23 Ryan Innes @ Après Pendry
3/23 Hot House West @ Silver Star Cafe
3/23 Chelsea Wolfe @ The Depot
3/23 Vox Veis @ The Complex
3/23 Farrell Dillon @ Park City Institute
3/23 Satin Steel @ The Notch
3/23 Mary Poppins @ The Egyptian
3/23 Michelle Moonshine @ Sundance Resort
3/23 The Pickpockets @ The Cabin
3/23 San Fermin @ The Stateroom
3/23 DJ Shift @ Downstairs
3/23 Grant Matheson & Sauci @ The Spur
3/24 Morgan Snow @ Snowbasin
3/24 Classic Steve @ Après Pendry
3/24 Mary Poppins @ Egyptian Theatre
3/24 03 Greedo @ The Complex
3/24 Alli Brown & Dueling Pianos
3/24 JP Saxe @ The Complex
3/25 Ryan Caraveo @ The Complex
3/25 Aspen Anonda & Daniel Torriente
3/26 Gentri @ The Eccles Theater - Delta Hall - Salt Lake City
3/26 Jon O & Radio Roulette @ The Spur
3/27 Gentri @ The Eccles Theater - Delta Hall - Salt Lake City
3/27 Birdtalker @ The Stateroom
3/27 Rylee McDonald & Morgen Call Duo @ The Spur
3/27 DJ Juggy @ Downstairs
ARTS & CULTURE
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Interactive Art Installation: "Doors of Opportunity" Honoring President and Rosalyn Carter Through March 31Wasatch County Library, in collaboration with Park City Library and Habitat for Humanity of Summit and Wasatch Counties, Utah, honors the lives of President Jimmy Carter and First Lady Rosalyn Carter with an interactive art installation. Symbolizing the Doors of Opportunity they opened, each library hosts a dedicated installation where the public can write notes of gratitude to the Carters for their work in affordable housing. The installation runs until March 31 at Park City Library, Wasatch County Library, and Park City ReStore.
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Spring Into Art: A Local Artists Showcase @ The Yarrow Hotel March 22, from 3:00 PM - 8:00 PM / March 23, from 10:00 AM - 6:00 PMCheck out the vibrant creativity of Summit County artists at the inaugural Spring Showcase, organized by the Park City Artists Association. With the participation of twenty-six talented local artists, this two-day art exhibition at the Yarrow Hotel (Double Tree on Park Avenue) is a great opportunity to discover and acquire unique artworks. This free and family-friendly event serves as a platform to support our local artists!
Vintage Fashion Show Wednesday, March 20, from 5:00 PM -7:00 PM
Get ready to step back in time and witness the evolution of ski fashion at the History Welcome Party on March 20th at the Utah Olympic Park. Organized by the International Skiing History Association (ISHA) and Alf Engen Ski Museum, this event marks the beginning of the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Hall of Fame’s annual gathering in Park City. From padded one-piece jump-suits to over-the-boot stretch pants and floral designs, the fashion flashback promises to be a sight to behold. Join us for a celebration of skiing history and style! COST: FREE
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The Art Ecosystem: Art Talk with Local Industry Leaders @ Kimball Art Center Monday, March 25, from 5:30 PM - 7:30 PM
Discover the dynamic contemporary art scene flourishing in Park City with a panel moderated by Leslie Thatcher. Featuring panelists Jocelyn Scudder, Executive Director of the Arts Council; Aldy Milliken, Executive Director of the Kimball Art Center; Jen Schumacher, Co-Chair of the Park City Gallery Association; and Mitch Bedke, Chair of the Park City Artists Association, this event offers a comprehensive overview of visual arts in Park City.
These local cultural leaders will delve into how the Arts Council, Kimball Art Center, galleries, and artists collaborate to cultivate an environment where art thrives. They will discuss the needs of artists in Park City, the missions of their respective organizations, and the importance of collaboration in fostering a deep appreciation for art in our community.
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ConnectHER: How to Leverage Your Retirement Funds Wednesday, March 27, from 5:30 PM - 7:30 PM
Did you know your retirement funds can be your powerhouse for passive investments? Join us at the ConnectHER Seminar: How to Leverage Your Retirement Funds to discover how to create wealth via self-directed IRAs. Guest speaker, Kaaren Hall, CEO of uDirect IRA Services, will share insights on passive investment strategies, the latest trends in self-directed investing, and critical rules of self-direction. With over 20 years of expertise, Kaaren has guided thousands of Americans in diversifying their portfolios using self-directed IRAs, managing over $1B in assets.
This is a Hybrid (In-Person & Virtual) Event. ONLY those who plan on joining us In-Person should purchase a ticket to this event. ZOOM LINK
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Brews & Hues: Spring Fabric Dyeing & Kombucha Tasting @ The Lodge at Blue Sky Friday, March 29, @ 3:30 PM Discover the art of natural dyeing and indulge in a kombucha tasting at Gracie's Farm. Guests are invited to a fabric dyeing class where they'll learn to create stunning designs using farm-fresh ingredients. Savor homemade kombucha while crafting beautiful pieces for the home. All ages are welcome to join in the creative experience! COST: $200RESERVE
Retelling Greek Classics: An Exploration of the Modern Epics with Madeline Miller Thursday, March 21, @ 5:00 PM VIA ZOOMHave a conversation with bestselling author Madeline Miller as she discusses her modern retellings of Greek classics, including "The Song of Achilles" and "Circe." Delve into themes of love, sacrifice, and the power of mythology with one of New York Times best-selling authors. GET TICKETS
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Elle Aesthetics Wellness Night Thursday, March 21, from 4:00 PM - 6:00 PMGuests are invited to an evening of presentations on hormones, nutrition, and skin health. Connect with the expert team to discover ways to enhance well-being. Special skincare offers and $15 vitamin shots available. Don't miss this opportunity to unwind and pamper yourself.
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Spring Equinox - Cacao Ceremony @ Shamanic Twist Wednesday, March 20, from 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM
Join a special ceremony as the arrival of spring is in the air and apparently the arrival of a new astrological year. It's time to let go of anything that you are holding on to that no longer serves you. This will include a Cacao Ceremony and a chance to move your body. COST: $45
228 West 200 South Kamas, UT 84036
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The Taste of Things @ Park City Film March 22 - 24 / Fri & Sat @ 7:00 PM / Sun @ 6:00 PM
- Peerless cook Eugenie has worked for the famous gourmet Dodin for the last 20 years. As time went by, the practice of gastronomy and mutual admiration turned into a romantic relationship. Their association gives rise to dishes, one more delicious than the next, that confound even the world’s most illustrious chefs. But Eugenie is fond of her freedom and has never wanted to marry Dodin. So, he decides to do something he has never done before: cook for her.
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2024.03.19 12:04 tribalblackoil Summer Hair Care Tips
The summer can be really unkind to your hair due to excessive heat, humidity and sweat. Getting enough sunlight is good for health, but excessive heat, humidity and exposure to sun can damage your hair. It can make it dry, brittle, dandruff-prone and unmanageable. Hence, adding a good summer hair care regimen becomes very essential during this harsh season. If you are looking for ways to keep your mane happy this summer, here are few summer hair care tips that you may find helpful.
Summer is the time, which bursts with a lot of outdoor activities. Avoiding excessive sunlight, having healthy and balanced diet and following a holistic lifestyle goes a long way in making one healthy physically, mentally and emotionally. What works for healthy body, works for healthy hair too. Reference:- https://www.tribalblackoil.com/blog/summer-hair-care-tips.html
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Use a hat or scarf to protect the hair from direct sunlight. Hair loses the moisture due to heat and hot wind that may lead to dryness and brittle hair. Covering your head saves you from harmful UV rays as well as protects your scalp from losing the moisture. It also shields the hair from damages caused by hot wind.Hair Wash
Wash the hair less often as frequent hair wash rips off the hair of its natural oil, which in turn aggravates oil production making it greasy once again. Natural shampoos or homemade shampoos cleanse the hair without striping the natural moisture off making the hair clean and healthy.Heat Less Often
Blow drying your hair damages the hair root. During summer, forget the use of blowers as your hair is already exposed to summer heat. Air-dry your hair and keep a loose hair style to save it from excess heat and discomfort.Wide-Tooth Comb
Avoid combing your hair while it is wet as it is that time when it is most prone to breaking. Allow the hair to air-dry before you comb your hair. Unlike brushes which pull and tear hair while working through hair strands, wide-tooth combs gently untangle the hair without pulling thereby preventing breakage and damage.Conditioning with Oil
After washing your hair, condition it with a natural or herbal oil. Hot oil massage conditions and moisturizes the hair as it penetrates down into hair shaft and deep into the scalp. Herbs have been playing an essential role in hair health since ages. Various herbs in form of oils, masks and powder are used to promote hair growth and prevent hair fall even in harsher weather conditions. Use of herbal hair oil helps in retaining moisture in your hair without making it greasy.Herbal Care
Unique herbs such as Kala Agaar, Kala Dana, Kali Musli, Kali Haldi, Bhringraj, Brahmi, Wild Onion Seeds, Jatamansi, Indrayan promote hair growth, enhance volume, and make hair thick and shiny. These herbs work throughout the year no matter what the weather conditions are. Tribal Black Oil is one of such herbal oils that has all the above-mentioned ingredients that promises to keep hair healthy even in this scorching summer.Summer is the time, which bursts with a lot of outdoor activities. Avoiding excessive sunlight, having healthy and balanced diet and following a holistic lifestyle goes a long way in making one healthy physically, mentally and emotionally. What works for healthy body, works for healthy hair too. Reference:- https://www.tribalblackoil.com/blog/summer-hair-care-tips.html
2024.03.19 04:35 DrZira68 Free bingo
So a local church regularly has carry-in dinners, and they have bingo for fun afterward. There is no cost to play, and the prizes are donated by church members who take turns hosting the game. Not very many people play, so I often win. The prizes are a variety of items: homemade or store bought treats, store bought or regifted items, knickknacks, etc. I’d say I’ve won over $90 worth of stuff. Do I need to pay taxes, since this is a nonprofit organization, the bingo is free, and the items are donated by church members? Or does none of that matter? Thanks!
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2024.03.14 05:35 its_whirlpool4 Events for Fri 3/15 - Sun 3/17 (St. Patrick's Day Weekend)
yes, there's a lot missing, but I will try to add them tomorrow (Thu 3/14)
** ALL WEEKEND (FRI 3/15 - SUN 3/17) *\*
9:30 AM – 2 PM My Fair Lady Afternoon Tea Party Snapdragon Tea, 115 Harvard Dr. SE The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain! In honor of Popejoy Hall's "My Fair Lady," we're hosting a specially themed Afternoon Tea Event. Enjoy three courses of a selection of small bites, tasty pastries and two pots of your choice of hot tea, sourced locally from New Mexico Tea Company. Get 10% off of the total cost of your tea party with your Popejoy ticket at checkout. (ticket must be for a show on the same day as your tea party.) We welcome kids of all ages, and provide children's menus upon request. Special gluten free/vegan/vegetarian menus available upon request (reservations)
11 AM - 9 PM 7-Year Anniversary Steel Bender Brewyard, 8305 2nd St NW, Los Ranchos It's all about the BEER, the FOOD, the MUSIC, and celebrating with our community!
Fri 6 PM Belly Dance Hafla Collective Frequency, 204 Dartmouth Dr. NE Come listen to drumming and watch our local Belly dancers share their gifts. Turkish coffee and tarot readings available. Donation based*
Fri 6 PM Intro to Archery for Women The Archery Shoppe, 2910 Carlisle Blvd. NE Join our upcoming Intro to Archery Series for women. From brand new beginners to women who have been shooting we have a spot for you! No experience needed, no equipment needed. Professional instruction taught by women for women. Bring a friend and make it a girls night or come solo & make some new friends! Level 1- Friday, March 15th, Level 1- Thursday, March 21st, Level 2- Thursday, April 18th, End of Series 3D night- Saturday, April 27th. Classes are $50 each & will fill up. For questions, more info or to RSVP @ kaylene.lujan @ gmail. You must RSVP to secure your spot!
Fri 6 – 8:30 PM Sips & Myths Submaterial, 3833 Midway Pl NE Join us for a fun evening of making! Play with 100% Merino wool felt in more than 95 colors to create a 12" by 12" wall art piece called Myth. Submaterial will provide all of the material and tools, you just bring your creativity. Compose your perfect piece during the event, leave it with us to finish the fabrication, and we will let you know when it is ready for pickup. Snacks and two drink tickets are included in the admission (alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks available). Grab your friends, neighbors, or partner for a fun-filled evening. This event is 21+
Fri 6 – 9 PM Explora Adult Night: Wild World ¡explora! Science Museum & Children's Center, 1701 Mountain Rd. NW Animals are visiting Explora! Interact with special avian and reptilian guests. Are you prepared to be a pup or cat's new forever home? Learn about the science of animal behavior and training to enhance your animal care! Food for purchase from Three Sisters Kitchen and the Munchie Truck!...plus Live Music by Gilbert Uribe! (tickets)
Fri 6:30 PM The Pink Panther Strikes Again Faith Lutheran Church, 10000 Spain Rd. NE Join us for a performance of "The Pink Panther Strikes Again," performed by the Homeschool Drama Ministry at Faith Lutheran Church! Suggested donation of $7 for entrance per person or $25 max per family. For questions or more information, please contact the Faith Lutheran church office at 505-296-0762
Fri 7 – 9 PM Tacos & Rides Roadrunner Quarter Midget Family Night! Cafe Bella Coffee, 2604 Violeta Cir SE, Rio Rancho Join us this week for a very special edition of Tacos & Rides, featuring the thrilling Roadrunner Quarter Midget Night! Experience the unique opportunity to see real quarter midget race cars up close, meet the talented young drivers, and learn all about the exciting world of quarter midget racing. The Roadrunner Quarter Midget Race Association is the only one of its kind in New Mexico! Bringing the speed and spirit of youth racing to our community. This is your chance to dive into the fascinating sport, ask questions, and discover what makes quarter midget racing a beloved activity for young enthusiasts and families. Bring the whole family to enjoy a night of fast cars, delicious street tacos, and great company. Whether you're a racing aficionado or new to the sport, there's something for everyone to enjoy. Tacos & Rides is more than just a meet-up; it's a community event where passion for cars and love for good food come together
Fri 7 – 10 PM The Shamerock Gala w/ Kaleido Tractor Brewing - Westside, 5720 McMahon Blvd. NW Come celebrate St Patrick's Day weekend with killer tunes from the always amazing DJ Kaleido!
Fri 7:30 PM Dinosaur World Live! Popejoy Hall, 203 Cornell Dr. NE Dare to experience the dangers and delights of dinosaurs in this interactive show for all ages! Discover a prehistoric world of astonishing, remarkably life-like creatures children will love including Tyrannosaurus Rex, a Triceratops, Giraffatitan, Microraptor, and Segnosaurus. This entertaining and educational performance packs a roaring good time in a fifty-minute family adventure (tickets)
Fri 8 PM Bodega Tings w/DJ RyanDemond JUNO, 1501 1st St. NW Another edition of BODEGA TINGS - DJ RyanDemond behind the decks bringing you a night where rhythms of the Caribbean and African Diaspora fuse with electronic music & soul. Join us for a guaranteed dance floor. The musical journey curated and hand selected to bring you the best vibes and sounds!
Fri 8 – 11 PM Coffin Club w/ DJ Batboy Tractor Brewing, 122 Tulane Dr. SE Get your darkest outfit, blackest Dr. Martins, and thickest eyeliner because we got a night of old school deathrock, Goth, batcave aesthetic by the always talented DJ Batboy! This night he'll be accompanied by Lord Charon from Denver!
Fri 8 – 11 PM Magic & Burlesque w/ Dave Grimm Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW Get your St. Patrick’s weekend started with Unicorn Burlesque! Join us in a more *intimate* setting than usual with up close performer interaction! Followed by beats with DJ Jezabel Freaqalicious. Make sure to wear your GREEN… and bring your green for tips! Ages 21+. Seats are first come, first serve basis! Presale tickets: $10. Door tickets: $15. Performances by: MagicGrimm, Mentalist & Magic - Zia Sandia, Burlesque - Venus MorningStar, Hula Hoops - Nymph Nocturna, Burlesque - Ave Adora, Burlesque - Cookie, Burlesque - Lottie LaRouge, Burlesque
Fri 9 PM - 1 AM Metta's Bachata Flow Social Alley Kats Tap Company, 219 Truman St. NE Mark your calendar because we're turning up the heat! Enjoy a night of 90% Bachata and 10% Salsa. Foundational Bachata Class: 9-10pm. Social Dancing: 10pm-1am. Pre-registration (closes 3/15th at 9pm): $5 Metta members, $8 General admission. At the door: $10 for everyone. Bring your positive vibes and let's make this night one for the books! See you on the dance floor!
Fri 9 PM – 1:30 AM Hot in Herre: A 2000s Experience Salt Yard West, 3700 Ellison Rd. NW Get ready to throw it back to the flyest era at "Hot in Herre: A 2000s Experience" going down. The party starts bumping at 9 pm, and we're keeping it lit until close – this is a strictly 21+ event, so leave the kiddos at home! DJ Gonzo Supreme and DJ Soiree are gonna be in the mix, dropping beats that'll have you reminiscing about the days of MySpace and Motorola Razr phones. Picture this: a night filled with the illest tracks that used to be your MySpace profile songs. Snag your tickets, 'cause you won't want to miss the chance to vibe to the anthems of the 2000s. Dust off your best low-rise jeans, trucker hats, and bling – it's time to party like it's the early 2000s. See you there, where the music is fire and the vibes are hella rad!
Fri 10 PM – 2 AM Anime New Mexico Zombie Dungeon Run Crowne Plaza, 1901 University Blvd. NE The underground laboratory has released a deadly toxin! Create a party of 3 to 5 members and meet with Frau Fischer at the Halcyon Knights table to recover the antidote before time runs out! -A valid ANM badge is required -$10 /person -Ages 13+ -Waivers required -Easy and Hard modes! (tickets)
** Sat 3/16 *\*
Sat 8 AM Field Clean Up Westgate Little League, 700 86th St. SW Come out and help us get our fields ready for our Spring season. Bring your own tools and gloves
Sat 9 AM Go Green for St. Patrick's Day Osuna Nursery, 501 Osuna Rd. NE We'll be going green with a surprise special sale and light bites in our favorite shade, so no one will get pinched! Join us and see how the best deal on our rainbow of blooms will lead to your golden season. We'll even have Osuna University Class container gardening led by Milton McLain from 11am-12pm to inspire new ways to bring your freshest selections into beautiful harmony. This event is free and open to the public
Sat 9 AM – 3 PM Spring Vendor and Crafting Fling Sabana Grande Recreation, 4110 Sabana Grande Ave SE, Rio Rancho Are you looking for that something special for a friend or family? Come shop from over 40 local artists and crafters for unique handmade gifts. The perfect place to find items for upcoming birthdays and holidays including St. Patrick’s Day and Easter. FREE Admission. Call 505-891-6196 for more info
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Cabezon Park's Shop Local Market Cabezon Park and Community Center, 2307 Cabezon Blvd. SE, Rio Rancho We support all things local! Everything must be handmade, or homegrown. No franchise companies. No resale of items. No political booths. No prepared food from Big Box Stores! No premade items re-branded and resold as homemade! No products containing non-sustainable oils. No products containing preservatives, colorants, etcetera, that are artificial, chemical or contain carcinogenics. No sale of weapons or alcohol. Please call the Cabezon Community Center at 505-892-4499 for more info
Sat 11 AM St. Patrick's Market ABQ Food Park, 6951 San Antonio Dr. NE Indulge in a day filled with local charm, creativity, and delicious flavors. Discover the talents of our community's crafters as they showcase their handmade goods. Bring the whole family for a day of fun-filled activities. Face painting, bounce house, and games that will keep them entertained for hours. And of course, no market experience is complete without satisfying your taste buds! Treat yourself to an array of mouthwatering dishes from our fantastic food trucks, offering a variety of food to satisfy your tastebuds
Sat 11 AM Cookie Decorating with Stacey BoaF Parrot Pantry, 2325 San Pedro Dr. NE Learn to decorate like a pro! And our parrots benefit! Laugh and enjoy our community of bird brains! $50 per person gets you 6 cookies, frosting, instruction and SO MUCH FUN! We get 100% of the proceeds! Birds will be visiting
Sat 12 – 3 PM St. Pitties Day New Mexico Ferments, 2506 Washington St. NE Join us for fun and adoptables and kombucha to celebrate St. Pitties Day! There will even be a Photo Booth!
Sat 12 – 5 PM Bunny Ears & Wet Noses Easter Pet Photos Boofy's Best for Pets, 4610 Cutler Ave NE, Ste A Put on your best Easter attire and join us at our Cutler store for Easter photos with your pet! All well-behaved critters and humans are welcome to participate. $10 per photo suggested donation benefits the 120+ foster cats and kittens being helped by F.A.T. Katz. Photography provided by Winstonfoto.com
Sat 12 – 7 PM La Copine Wine Release Casa Rondena Winery, 733 Chavez Rd. NW, Los Ranchos Casa Rondena Winery announces the much-anticipated release of our 2022 La Copine, reminding us of our feminine nature and our lightness of being. 70% Merlot - 30% Viognier. La Copine, translating to “The Girlfriend” in French, is timed perfectly with Women’s History Month, and is a tribute to the strength, elegance, and camaraderie of women. We proudly extend a warm welcome to women-owned businesses, each contributing their unique brilliance to our community. Join us in raising a glass to the spirit of La Copine. Cheers to the celebration of women and the artistry of fine wine
Sat 1 PM Monster Jam Tingley Coliseum Enjoy big-time family fun at Monster Jam®, where the world's best drivers and their 12,000-pound monster trucks tear up the dirt in wide-open competitions of speed and skill. Witness massive stunts, big-air, backflips and fierce head-to-head battles for the Event Championship. You'll be on the edge of your seat watching the world's most popular trucks like Grave Digger®, Max-D, Megalodon® and more push the limits in Freestyle, Skills and Racing competitions. Make memories to last a lifetime. Monster Jam. As Big As It Gets! (tickets)
Sat 1 PM Pie Palooza International Balloon Museum Please come to Pie Palooza, where we'll be celebrating pi (as in 3.1416...), pie. Pie is just $5 a slice. Hosted by ORCA (Older Rainbow Community of ABQ)
Sat 2:30 – 7 PM SABOR Latin Night! Bama's 1865, 6007 Osuna Rd. NE PACHANGA PRODUCTIONS presents SABOR LATIN NIGHT. DJ Gabriel Goza will be serving you the saucy Salsa, Bachata, Cumbia, Merengue y Mas! Ample Parking, Safe Environment, Beautiful Venue, Good Food, Good Music, Good Vibes. 21+ / $10 cover. Salsa or Bachata lesson 9:00-9:45pm
Sat 3 – 6 PM Sip and Paint Saturday with Drag Sidewinders Bar and Grill, 4200 Central Ave SE Come out and enjoy a little something different. Have a drink/mocktail and enjoy some Drag pop up performances all while being artistic. Funds raised will go towards MX. NM Pride 2024 Rori the Rebels platform - The Delancy Street Foundation. $15 All supplies will be provided, and you get to keep your masterpiece. ONLY 12 SEATS AVAILABLE so get your tickets while they last
Sat 4 PM St. Patrick's Beer Pong Tournament Rio Bravo Brewing, 1912 2nd St. NW Join us for our 8th annual St. Patrick's Day BEER PONG tournament! Beer Pong starts @ 4PM - teams must check in by 3:30PM. $10 per team. Spaces are limited but you can get your team of (2) signed up by calling 505-900-3909 or stopping by the bar! Games will be single elimination - Prize for WINNER. Open play beer pong will be available after tournament. May you have the luck of an Irish! Throughout the day we will have: - Traditional Irish food specials including corned beef & cabbage - Live Music - Green BEER & refreshing stouts
Sat 5 PM 26th Annual Einstein Gala Sandia Casino & Resort, 30 Rainbow Rd. NE The Einstein Gala is New Mexico’s biggest science party of the year! This prestigious black-tie event is the Museum’s most important fundraising event. The National Museum of Nuclear Science & History staff and Board of Trustees invite you to dine with us and explore our amazing silent auction - where mobile bidding is available - filled with the most unique items in Albuquerque. This year we've added a live auction for an incredible Walt Disney World adventure. Join us as we honor our National Award honoree (click here for past recipients) for their contributions to the nuclear world, and experience entertainment featuring science experiments that will knock your socks off! Throughout the event, mobile bidding for the silent auction will take place, and bidding will continue throughout the event. Proceeds from the Einstein Gala help support the Museum’s Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics (STEM) educational programs for K-12 students as well as professional development workshops for science and math teachers (tickets)
Sat 6 – 9 PM Gone Country Saturdays with DJ Gonzo Supreme Ponderosa Brewing, 1761 Bellamah Ave NW This family-friendly event invites all ages to partake in an unforgettable evening. To kick off the night, we've got Free Dance Lessons starting at 5pm – a fantastic opportunity for both seasoned dancers and those eager to learn a step or two. With a mix of country beats and the lively atmosphere, it's the perfect setting for a fun-filled Saturday. Gather your loved ones, embrace the family-friendly vibes, and indulge in every moment of this special Saturday. Capture the joy, share your memories, and don't forget to tag us in your posts
Sat 7 PM Luck of the Shimmy Performance Salon Taaj Palace, 1435 Eubank Blvd. NE It's a green theme night! Wear your clover-ist costume and bring your lucky hips to dance!
Sat 7 PM NERDLESQUE! A Nerdy Burlesque Revue Revel ABQ, 4720 Alexander Blvd. NE We are back for our annual Nerdlesque show! With New acts you will not want to miss this event as we get nerdy and dirty! This is not just a burlesque show but a variety entertainment event. With our headliner Mae B Koi coming in from Phoenix, our guest performer from Denver, Ave Machina, and our local entertainers, you will not want to miss this amazing themed show! (tickets)
Sat 7 PM St. Patty's Jam! The Deal - Grateful Dead Tribute & One More Silver Dollar - Allman Bros Tribute Historic Lobo Theater, 3013 Central Ave NE Hey Now! The Deal is very excited to announce our next show! A St. Patty's Jam with our good friends One More Silver Dollar Band! Doors 6PM - Show 7PM. $15 advance online, $20 cash only at the door. MUSIC-DANCING-FUN!
Sat 7 – 9 PM St. Paddy's Drag Queen Bingo Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW It's baaaaacccck! Join us for a special St Paddy's Day themed night of sexy fun and bingo that will benefit Autism Society New Mexico! Hosted by the always hilarious Lady Hawk, come party with the best Queens in Albuquerque and win some prizes while you're at it. See ya there!
Sat 7 - 9 PM Old School Music Night Ft. DJ Magic Mike Wild Avocado, 1510 Rio Grande Blvd. NW Bring your old school dancing shoes and have fun showing off your dance moves.. Come on out and shake your groove thang. No cover charge...
Sat 7 PM AND 7:45 PM Inglourious Basterds Flix Brewhouse, 3200 La Orilla Rd. NW “I think this just might be my masterpiece” Our series continues with a screening of Quentin Tarantino’s revisionist revenge epic (tickets)
Sat 7:30 – 9 PM Saturday Night Stand-Up Bosque Brewing - Nob Hill, 106 Girard Blvd. SE Live from ABQ, it’s… Saturday Night Stand-Up! Hosted by Nax Davis. Every third Saturday of the month. Seating at 7:30 - Comedy at 8. Featured line-up of local comics includes: MEG FINN, BRYAN LAMBE, SARINA OCHOA, MARY BYRD, ROBERT EYSTER
Sat 8 PM MARCH SPARKS NIGHT - Ides of March, Blacklight Toga Party Lizard Tail Brewing Nob Hill, 3417 Central Ave NE Dub Committee, in cooperation with The Neon Wormhole invite you to a themed Sparks Night. Ides of March: A Blacklight Toga Party featuring special guest DJ, BRENDANGEROUS and $1 off UV Reactive Tonic Water Mixed Drinks. BEWARE (missing) THE IDES OF MARCH (party)! ~Please don't conspire to assassinate your LLC president!~
Sat 8:30 PM – 12:30 AM S.alsa O.n S.aturday - La Sandunguita! FUSION ABQ, 708 1st St. NW Presenting a night dedicated to the Culture. S.alsa O.n S.aturday - La Sandunguita! Here’s how we plan to format the night! We’ll start with a dance lesson. About 45 minutes. Followed by your friendly neighborhood DJ Pancho with a progressive set featuring from the classics to the music just released on that Friday. We are plugged in like that. We will end with four. cuatro. 4 shows. Off Broadway Dancers. Moves Project ABQ. Xiomara will debut with a Bachata solo. The aim of the night is to bring some joy to the community. Enjoy each other’s company. Celebrate our friends putting it down on the stage
** Sun 3/17 *\*
Sun 10 AM – 2 PM Low-Cost Community Vaccine Clinic for Pets Boofy's Best for Pets, 4610 Cutler Ave NE, Ste A Rabies shots (1-year or 3-year*), combo vaccines for dogs (DAPP) and cats (FVRCP), bordetella vaccines, microchips, and nail trims will be available at affordable costs. (Three-year rabies vaccines will require proof of a prior rabies vaccination) (Register in advance)
Sun 10:30 AM Frozen Historic Lobo Theater, 3013 Central Ave NE THE HISTORIC LOBO THEATER along with Albuquerque Film & Music Experience is excited to bring Frozen back to the big screen! Showing Starts at 11:30 am Tickets are ONLY $10 for General Admission $25 Brunch and a Movie Ticket $21 Brunch Only ticket
Sun 11:30 AM When Harry Met Sally Brunch Flix Brewhouse, 3200 La Orilla Rd. NW This month we focus our brunch series on the titan of Rom-Coms, Nora Ephron. Join us for the 35th anniversary of one of the best ones ever written! Enjoy a complimentary glass of mimosa with admission and all-day breakfast items (tickets)
Sun 1 PM AlumKnights Bowling Fundraiser Skidmore's Holiday Bowl, 7515 Lomas Blvd. NE Get your team together and enter the 2024 Del Norte HS AlumKnights Bowling for Scholarships Fundraiser! Check in is at 12:30pm; Bowling starts at 1pm. Entry Fees: Bowling teams ‐ $25 per person (Teams consist of 4 or 5 bowlers) (register)
Sun 1 PM St. “Potty’s” Day Pot Pour! The Paint Experience, You’ll have no trouble a’tall catching a Leprechaun after creating these amazing pots with fluid art! Come join us for an afternoon of mesmerizing paint pouring and watch what you can create! Each guest gets a flight of 3 terra cotta pots and all the paint they need to pour over them! Bring a friend to join in the drippy fun! This is a no experience necessary event so just bring your old clothes and a willingness to try something new! Cost is $40 (tickets)
Sun 2:30 – 5 PM International Folk Dance with Live Music by Parson Sisters Juno, 1501 1st St. NW International Folk Dancing with live music. Beginners and experienced dancers welcome. Communities of recreational folk dancers gather to learn social dances, such as circle or couples dances, from around the world. In NM there arc several groups that meet weekly! For this dance party we'll have music from: Bulgaria, Serbia, Macedonia, Romania, Israel, Greece, Albania, Sweden, Norway, and more! Our dance party at Juno will include dances that range from easy enough to learn on the fly to fancy footwork that the most experienced dancers will know. Jump in or watch as you please! Can I just come to listen? Absolutely! We'll share lyric translations and historical information with you in between the dances! Live music will be provided by the Parson Sisters (Clara Byom and Mirinisa Stewart-Tengco)
Sun 3 PM Dukes of Albuquerque Spring Concert Del Norte High School, 5323 Montgomery Blvd. NE "Spring is in the Air" concert. Free admission (although donations are always welcome!). The Dukes of Albuquerque began in 1927 as the American Legion Drum and Bugle Corps. We are the official military band for New Mexico
Sun 4 – 7 PM St. Patrick's Day Canteen Brewhouse, 2381 Aztec Rd. NE St. Patrick's Day kicks off the spring season! Join us for some green celebrating with the Reelers! We will have beer specials, rueben sandwiches, bagpipes and all the fun. Join us earlier in the day for a green themed run at 11AM, to burn off some of those future beer calories
Sun 5 PM LoPhat and Friends For New Mexico Child First Network Canvas Artistry - Kitchen Bar Art Music, 1 Central Ave NW Join LoPhat, Picoso, Park 21, Keeping Up with the Joneses, and Fervent Praise Gospel Choir as we raise funds for the incredible New Mexico Child First Network! NMCFN has been working tirelessly to put the children of New Mexico first. exist to serve the most vulnerable children in our community. "We believe each child deserves a safe, loving and permanent home — and it is our mission to help the children in care achieve that."
Sun 6 PM St. Patrick's Day Karaoke Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW Come celebrate St Patrick's Day with us and the best KJ around, DJ Jerm! He'll be playing the tunes that will make you get up and sing! Well you have to it's karaoke!
Sun 7 – 11 PM Salsa Sundays Oak & Ivy, 3109 Central Ave NE Dive into the rhythm at Oak & Ivy's Salsa Sundays! Join us every Sunday for electrifying beats and vibrant dance. No cover with RSVP or check-in on social media at Oak & Ivy. Immerse yourself in the lively blend of salsa, bachata, merengue, and cumbia. Located in the heart of Nob Hill, Oak & Ivy offers a premier nightlife experience. Elevate your night with VIP Seating and be part of the pulsating energy. Capture and share the excitement on social media, tagging us at Oak & Ivy. Plus, here's an exclusive offer: message us for a promo code and enjoy free parking! Whether you're a seasoned dancer or just looking for a lively night out, Salsa Sundays at Oak & Ivy promise an unforgettable fusion of music, dance, and pure joy. Dance the night away with us!
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** ALL WEEKEND (FRI 3/15 - SUN 3/17) *\*
9:30 AM – 2 PM My Fair Lady Afternoon Tea Party Snapdragon Tea, 115 Harvard Dr. SE The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain! In honor of Popejoy Hall's "My Fair Lady," we're hosting a specially themed Afternoon Tea Event. Enjoy three courses of a selection of small bites, tasty pastries and two pots of your choice of hot tea, sourced locally from New Mexico Tea Company. Get 10% off of the total cost of your tea party with your Popejoy ticket at checkout. (ticket must be for a show on the same day as your tea party.) We welcome kids of all ages, and provide children's menus upon request. Special gluten free/vegan/vegetarian menus available upon request (reservations)
11 AM - 9 PM 7-Year Anniversary Steel Bender Brewyard, 8305 2nd St NW, Los Ranchos It's all about the BEER, the FOOD, the MUSIC, and celebrating with our community!
- Fri 3/15: Beer Release: Double Berry Blast Dynamite with Marionberry & Boysenberry, Willieray's Lemon Cheesecake, The return of Bigger Boat Barley Wine, Dirty Brown Jug Band 6-8 pm
- Sat 3/16: Beer Release: Bourbon Barrel-Aged AMELIA Belgian Quad, M'Tucci's Brewer's Board Pairing
- Sun 3/17: Beer Release: Blue Bullet Stout, Beer Release: Short Mondays & Blue Skies Irish Red Aged in Maple Syrup Barrels/Blended w/Little Bear Coffee, Shepherd's Pie, Le Chat Lunatique 2-4 pm
Fri 6 PM Belly Dance Hafla Collective Frequency, 204 Dartmouth Dr. NE Come listen to drumming and watch our local Belly dancers share their gifts. Turkish coffee and tarot readings available. Donation based*
Fri 6 PM Intro to Archery for Women The Archery Shoppe, 2910 Carlisle Blvd. NE Join our upcoming Intro to Archery Series for women. From brand new beginners to women who have been shooting we have a spot for you! No experience needed, no equipment needed. Professional instruction taught by women for women. Bring a friend and make it a girls night or come solo & make some new friends! Level 1- Friday, March 15th, Level 1- Thursday, March 21st, Level 2- Thursday, April 18th, End of Series 3D night- Saturday, April 27th. Classes are $50 each & will fill up. For questions, more info or to RSVP @ kaylene.lujan @ gmail. You must RSVP to secure your spot!
Fri 6 – 8:30 PM Sips & Myths Submaterial, 3833 Midway Pl NE Join us for a fun evening of making! Play with 100% Merino wool felt in more than 95 colors to create a 12" by 12" wall art piece called Myth. Submaterial will provide all of the material and tools, you just bring your creativity. Compose your perfect piece during the event, leave it with us to finish the fabrication, and we will let you know when it is ready for pickup. Snacks and two drink tickets are included in the admission (alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks available). Grab your friends, neighbors, or partner for a fun-filled evening. This event is 21+
Fri 6 – 9 PM Explora Adult Night: Wild World ¡explora! Science Museum & Children's Center, 1701 Mountain Rd. NW Animals are visiting Explora! Interact with special avian and reptilian guests. Are you prepared to be a pup or cat's new forever home? Learn about the science of animal behavior and training to enhance your animal care! Food for purchase from Three Sisters Kitchen and the Munchie Truck!...plus Live Music by Gilbert Uribe! (tickets)
Fri 6:30 PM The Pink Panther Strikes Again Faith Lutheran Church, 10000 Spain Rd. NE Join us for a performance of "The Pink Panther Strikes Again," performed by the Homeschool Drama Ministry at Faith Lutheran Church! Suggested donation of $7 for entrance per person or $25 max per family. For questions or more information, please contact the Faith Lutheran church office at 505-296-0762
Fri 7 – 9 PM Tacos & Rides Roadrunner Quarter Midget Family Night! Cafe Bella Coffee, 2604 Violeta Cir SE, Rio Rancho Join us this week for a very special edition of Tacos & Rides, featuring the thrilling Roadrunner Quarter Midget Night! Experience the unique opportunity to see real quarter midget race cars up close, meet the talented young drivers, and learn all about the exciting world of quarter midget racing. The Roadrunner Quarter Midget Race Association is the only one of its kind in New Mexico! Bringing the speed and spirit of youth racing to our community. This is your chance to dive into the fascinating sport, ask questions, and discover what makes quarter midget racing a beloved activity for young enthusiasts and families. Bring the whole family to enjoy a night of fast cars, delicious street tacos, and great company. Whether you're a racing aficionado or new to the sport, there's something for everyone to enjoy. Tacos & Rides is more than just a meet-up; it's a community event where passion for cars and love for good food come together
Fri 7 – 10 PM The Shamerock Gala w/ Kaleido Tractor Brewing - Westside, 5720 McMahon Blvd. NW Come celebrate St Patrick's Day weekend with killer tunes from the always amazing DJ Kaleido!
Fri 7:30 PM Dinosaur World Live! Popejoy Hall, 203 Cornell Dr. NE Dare to experience the dangers and delights of dinosaurs in this interactive show for all ages! Discover a prehistoric world of astonishing, remarkably life-like creatures children will love including Tyrannosaurus Rex, a Triceratops, Giraffatitan, Microraptor, and Segnosaurus. This entertaining and educational performance packs a roaring good time in a fifty-minute family adventure (tickets)
Fri 8 PM Bodega Tings w/DJ RyanDemond JUNO, 1501 1st St. NW Another edition of BODEGA TINGS - DJ RyanDemond behind the decks bringing you a night where rhythms of the Caribbean and African Diaspora fuse with electronic music & soul. Join us for a guaranteed dance floor. The musical journey curated and hand selected to bring you the best vibes and sounds!
Fri 8 – 11 PM Coffin Club w/ DJ Batboy Tractor Brewing, 122 Tulane Dr. SE Get your darkest outfit, blackest Dr. Martins, and thickest eyeliner because we got a night of old school deathrock, Goth, batcave aesthetic by the always talented DJ Batboy! This night he'll be accompanied by Lord Charon from Denver!
Fri 8 – 11 PM Magic & Burlesque w/ Dave Grimm Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW Get your St. Patrick’s weekend started with Unicorn Burlesque! Join us in a more *intimate* setting than usual with up close performer interaction! Followed by beats with DJ Jezabel Freaqalicious. Make sure to wear your GREEN… and bring your green for tips! Ages 21+. Seats are first come, first serve basis! Presale tickets: $10. Door tickets: $15. Performances by: MagicGrimm, Mentalist & Magic - Zia Sandia, Burlesque - Venus MorningStar, Hula Hoops - Nymph Nocturna, Burlesque - Ave Adora, Burlesque - Cookie, Burlesque - Lottie LaRouge, Burlesque
Fri 9 PM - 1 AM Metta's Bachata Flow Social Alley Kats Tap Company, 219 Truman St. NE Mark your calendar because we're turning up the heat! Enjoy a night of 90% Bachata and 10% Salsa. Foundational Bachata Class: 9-10pm. Social Dancing: 10pm-1am. Pre-registration (closes 3/15th at 9pm): $5 Metta members, $8 General admission. At the door: $10 for everyone. Bring your positive vibes and let's make this night one for the books! See you on the dance floor!
Fri 9 PM – 1:30 AM Hot in Herre: A 2000s Experience Salt Yard West, 3700 Ellison Rd. NW Get ready to throw it back to the flyest era at "Hot in Herre: A 2000s Experience" going down. The party starts bumping at 9 pm, and we're keeping it lit until close – this is a strictly 21+ event, so leave the kiddos at home! DJ Gonzo Supreme and DJ Soiree are gonna be in the mix, dropping beats that'll have you reminiscing about the days of MySpace and Motorola Razr phones. Picture this: a night filled with the illest tracks that used to be your MySpace profile songs. Snag your tickets, 'cause you won't want to miss the chance to vibe to the anthems of the 2000s. Dust off your best low-rise jeans, trucker hats, and bling – it's time to party like it's the early 2000s. See you there, where the music is fire and the vibes are hella rad!
Fri 10 PM – 2 AM Anime New Mexico Zombie Dungeon Run Crowne Plaza, 1901 University Blvd. NE The underground laboratory has released a deadly toxin! Create a party of 3 to 5 members and meet with Frau Fischer at the Halcyon Knights table to recover the antidote before time runs out! -A valid ANM badge is required -$10 /person -Ages 13+ -Waivers required -Easy and Hard modes! (tickets)
** Sat 3/16 *\*
Sat 8 AM Field Clean Up Westgate Little League, 700 86th St. SW Come out and help us get our fields ready for our Spring season. Bring your own tools and gloves
Sat 9 AM Go Green for St. Patrick's Day Osuna Nursery, 501 Osuna Rd. NE We'll be going green with a surprise special sale and light bites in our favorite shade, so no one will get pinched! Join us and see how the best deal on our rainbow of blooms will lead to your golden season. We'll even have Osuna University Class container gardening led by Milton McLain from 11am-12pm to inspire new ways to bring your freshest selections into beautiful harmony. This event is free and open to the public
Sat 9 AM – 3 PM Spring Vendor and Crafting Fling Sabana Grande Recreation, 4110 Sabana Grande Ave SE, Rio Rancho Are you looking for that something special for a friend or family? Come shop from over 40 local artists and crafters for unique handmade gifts. The perfect place to find items for upcoming birthdays and holidays including St. Patrick’s Day and Easter. FREE Admission. Call 505-891-6196 for more info
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Cabezon Park's Shop Local Market Cabezon Park and Community Center, 2307 Cabezon Blvd. SE, Rio Rancho We support all things local! Everything must be handmade, or homegrown. No franchise companies. No resale of items. No political booths. No prepared food from Big Box Stores! No premade items re-branded and resold as homemade! No products containing non-sustainable oils. No products containing preservatives, colorants, etcetera, that are artificial, chemical or contain carcinogenics. No sale of weapons or alcohol. Please call the Cabezon Community Center at 505-892-4499 for more info
Sat 11 AM St. Patrick's Market ABQ Food Park, 6951 San Antonio Dr. NE Indulge in a day filled with local charm, creativity, and delicious flavors. Discover the talents of our community's crafters as they showcase their handmade goods. Bring the whole family for a day of fun-filled activities. Face painting, bounce house, and games that will keep them entertained for hours. And of course, no market experience is complete without satisfying your taste buds! Treat yourself to an array of mouthwatering dishes from our fantastic food trucks, offering a variety of food to satisfy your tastebuds
Sat 11 AM Cookie Decorating with Stacey BoaF Parrot Pantry, 2325 San Pedro Dr. NE Learn to decorate like a pro! And our parrots benefit! Laugh and enjoy our community of bird brains! $50 per person gets you 6 cookies, frosting, instruction and SO MUCH FUN! We get 100% of the proceeds! Birds will be visiting
Sat 12 – 3 PM St. Pitties Day New Mexico Ferments, 2506 Washington St. NE Join us for fun and adoptables and kombucha to celebrate St. Pitties Day! There will even be a Photo Booth!
Sat 12 – 5 PM Bunny Ears & Wet Noses Easter Pet Photos Boofy's Best for Pets, 4610 Cutler Ave NE, Ste A Put on your best Easter attire and join us at our Cutler store for Easter photos with your pet! All well-behaved critters and humans are welcome to participate. $10 per photo suggested donation benefits the 120+ foster cats and kittens being helped by F.A.T. Katz. Photography provided by Winstonfoto.com
Sat 12 – 7 PM La Copine Wine Release Casa Rondena Winery, 733 Chavez Rd. NW, Los Ranchos Casa Rondena Winery announces the much-anticipated release of our 2022 La Copine, reminding us of our feminine nature and our lightness of being. 70% Merlot - 30% Viognier. La Copine, translating to “The Girlfriend” in French, is timed perfectly with Women’s History Month, and is a tribute to the strength, elegance, and camaraderie of women. We proudly extend a warm welcome to women-owned businesses, each contributing their unique brilliance to our community. Join us in raising a glass to the spirit of La Copine. Cheers to the celebration of women and the artistry of fine wine
Sat 1 PM Monster Jam Tingley Coliseum Enjoy big-time family fun at Monster Jam®, where the world's best drivers and their 12,000-pound monster trucks tear up the dirt in wide-open competitions of speed and skill. Witness massive stunts, big-air, backflips and fierce head-to-head battles for the Event Championship. You'll be on the edge of your seat watching the world's most popular trucks like Grave Digger®, Max-D, Megalodon® and more push the limits in Freestyle, Skills and Racing competitions. Make memories to last a lifetime. Monster Jam. As Big As It Gets! (tickets)
Sat 1 PM Pie Palooza International Balloon Museum Please come to Pie Palooza, where we'll be celebrating pi (as in 3.1416...), pie. Pie is just $5 a slice. Hosted by ORCA (Older Rainbow Community of ABQ)
Sat 2:30 – 7 PM SABOR Latin Night! Bama's 1865, 6007 Osuna Rd. NE PACHANGA PRODUCTIONS presents SABOR LATIN NIGHT. DJ Gabriel Goza will be serving you the saucy Salsa, Bachata, Cumbia, Merengue y Mas! Ample Parking, Safe Environment, Beautiful Venue, Good Food, Good Music, Good Vibes. 21+ / $10 cover. Salsa or Bachata lesson 9:00-9:45pm
Sat 3 – 6 PM Sip and Paint Saturday with Drag Sidewinders Bar and Grill, 4200 Central Ave SE Come out and enjoy a little something different. Have a drink/mocktail and enjoy some Drag pop up performances all while being artistic. Funds raised will go towards MX. NM Pride 2024 Rori the Rebels platform - The Delancy Street Foundation. $15 All supplies will be provided, and you get to keep your masterpiece. ONLY 12 SEATS AVAILABLE so get your tickets while they last
Sat 4 PM St. Patrick's Beer Pong Tournament Rio Bravo Brewing, 1912 2nd St. NW Join us for our 8th annual St. Patrick's Day BEER PONG tournament! Beer Pong starts @ 4PM - teams must check in by 3:30PM. $10 per team. Spaces are limited but you can get your team of (2) signed up by calling 505-900-3909 or stopping by the bar! Games will be single elimination - Prize for WINNER. Open play beer pong will be available after tournament. May you have the luck of an Irish! Throughout the day we will have: - Traditional Irish food specials including corned beef & cabbage - Live Music - Green BEER & refreshing stouts
Sat 5 PM 26th Annual Einstein Gala Sandia Casino & Resort, 30 Rainbow Rd. NE The Einstein Gala is New Mexico’s biggest science party of the year! This prestigious black-tie event is the Museum’s most important fundraising event. The National Museum of Nuclear Science & History staff and Board of Trustees invite you to dine with us and explore our amazing silent auction - where mobile bidding is available - filled with the most unique items in Albuquerque. This year we've added a live auction for an incredible Walt Disney World adventure. Join us as we honor our National Award honoree (click here for past recipients) for their contributions to the nuclear world, and experience entertainment featuring science experiments that will knock your socks off! Throughout the event, mobile bidding for the silent auction will take place, and bidding will continue throughout the event. Proceeds from the Einstein Gala help support the Museum’s Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics (STEM) educational programs for K-12 students as well as professional development workshops for science and math teachers (tickets)
Sat 6 – 9 PM Gone Country Saturdays with DJ Gonzo Supreme Ponderosa Brewing, 1761 Bellamah Ave NW This family-friendly event invites all ages to partake in an unforgettable evening. To kick off the night, we've got Free Dance Lessons starting at 5pm – a fantastic opportunity for both seasoned dancers and those eager to learn a step or two. With a mix of country beats and the lively atmosphere, it's the perfect setting for a fun-filled Saturday. Gather your loved ones, embrace the family-friendly vibes, and indulge in every moment of this special Saturday. Capture the joy, share your memories, and don't forget to tag us in your posts
Sat 7 PM Luck of the Shimmy Performance Salon Taaj Palace, 1435 Eubank Blvd. NE It's a green theme night! Wear your clover-ist costume and bring your lucky hips to dance!
Sat 7 PM NERDLESQUE! A Nerdy Burlesque Revue Revel ABQ, 4720 Alexander Blvd. NE We are back for our annual Nerdlesque show! With New acts you will not want to miss this event as we get nerdy and dirty! This is not just a burlesque show but a variety entertainment event. With our headliner Mae B Koi coming in from Phoenix, our guest performer from Denver, Ave Machina, and our local entertainers, you will not want to miss this amazing themed show! (tickets)
Sat 7 PM St. Patty's Jam! The Deal - Grateful Dead Tribute & One More Silver Dollar - Allman Bros Tribute Historic Lobo Theater, 3013 Central Ave NE Hey Now! The Deal is very excited to announce our next show! A St. Patty's Jam with our good friends One More Silver Dollar Band! Doors 6PM - Show 7PM. $15 advance online, $20 cash only at the door. MUSIC-DANCING-FUN!
Sat 7 – 9 PM St. Paddy's Drag Queen Bingo Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW It's baaaaacccck! Join us for a special St Paddy's Day themed night of sexy fun and bingo that will benefit Autism Society New Mexico! Hosted by the always hilarious Lady Hawk, come party with the best Queens in Albuquerque and win some prizes while you're at it. See ya there!
Sat 7 - 9 PM Old School Music Night Ft. DJ Magic Mike Wild Avocado, 1510 Rio Grande Blvd. NW Bring your old school dancing shoes and have fun showing off your dance moves.. Come on out and shake your groove thang. No cover charge...
Sat 7 PM AND 7:45 PM Inglourious Basterds Flix Brewhouse, 3200 La Orilla Rd. NW “I think this just might be my masterpiece” Our series continues with a screening of Quentin Tarantino’s revisionist revenge epic (tickets)
Sat 7:30 – 9 PM Saturday Night Stand-Up Bosque Brewing - Nob Hill, 106 Girard Blvd. SE Live from ABQ, it’s… Saturday Night Stand-Up! Hosted by Nax Davis. Every third Saturday of the month. Seating at 7:30 - Comedy at 8. Featured line-up of local comics includes: MEG FINN, BRYAN LAMBE, SARINA OCHOA, MARY BYRD, ROBERT EYSTER
Sat 8 PM MARCH SPARKS NIGHT - Ides of March, Blacklight Toga Party Lizard Tail Brewing Nob Hill, 3417 Central Ave NE Dub Committee, in cooperation with The Neon Wormhole invite you to a themed Sparks Night. Ides of March: A Blacklight Toga Party featuring special guest DJ, BRENDANGEROUS and $1 off UV Reactive Tonic Water Mixed Drinks. BEWARE (missing) THE IDES OF MARCH (party)! ~Please don't conspire to assassinate your LLC president!~
Sat 8:30 PM – 12:30 AM S.alsa O.n S.aturday - La Sandunguita! FUSION ABQ, 708 1st St. NW Presenting a night dedicated to the Culture. S.alsa O.n S.aturday - La Sandunguita! Here’s how we plan to format the night! We’ll start with a dance lesson. About 45 minutes. Followed by your friendly neighborhood DJ Pancho with a progressive set featuring from the classics to the music just released on that Friday. We are plugged in like that. We will end with four. cuatro. 4 shows. Off Broadway Dancers. Moves Project ABQ. Xiomara will debut with a Bachata solo. The aim of the night is to bring some joy to the community. Enjoy each other’s company. Celebrate our friends putting it down on the stage
** Sun 3/17 *\*
Sun 10 AM – 2 PM Low-Cost Community Vaccine Clinic for Pets Boofy's Best for Pets, 4610 Cutler Ave NE, Ste A Rabies shots (1-year or 3-year*), combo vaccines for dogs (DAPP) and cats (FVRCP), bordetella vaccines, microchips, and nail trims will be available at affordable costs. (Three-year rabies vaccines will require proof of a prior rabies vaccination) (Register in advance)
Sun 10:30 AM Frozen Historic Lobo Theater, 3013 Central Ave NE THE HISTORIC LOBO THEATER along with Albuquerque Film & Music Experience is excited to bring Frozen back to the big screen! Showing Starts at 11:30 am Tickets are ONLY $10 for General Admission $25 Brunch and a Movie Ticket $21 Brunch Only ticket
Sun 11:30 AM When Harry Met Sally Brunch Flix Brewhouse, 3200 La Orilla Rd. NW This month we focus our brunch series on the titan of Rom-Coms, Nora Ephron. Join us for the 35th anniversary of one of the best ones ever written! Enjoy a complimentary glass of mimosa with admission and all-day breakfast items (tickets)
Sun 1 PM AlumKnights Bowling Fundraiser Skidmore's Holiday Bowl, 7515 Lomas Blvd. NE Get your team together and enter the 2024 Del Norte HS AlumKnights Bowling for Scholarships Fundraiser! Check in is at 12:30pm; Bowling starts at 1pm. Entry Fees: Bowling teams ‐ $25 per person (Teams consist of 4 or 5 bowlers) (register)
Sun 1 PM St. “Potty’s” Day Pot Pour! The Paint Experience, You’ll have no trouble a’tall catching a Leprechaun after creating these amazing pots with fluid art! Come join us for an afternoon of mesmerizing paint pouring and watch what you can create! Each guest gets a flight of 3 terra cotta pots and all the paint they need to pour over them! Bring a friend to join in the drippy fun! This is a no experience necessary event so just bring your old clothes and a willingness to try something new! Cost is $40 (tickets)
Sun 2:30 – 5 PM International Folk Dance with Live Music by Parson Sisters Juno, 1501 1st St. NW International Folk Dancing with live music. Beginners and experienced dancers welcome. Communities of recreational folk dancers gather to learn social dances, such as circle or couples dances, from around the world. In NM there arc several groups that meet weekly! For this dance party we'll have music from: Bulgaria, Serbia, Macedonia, Romania, Israel, Greece, Albania, Sweden, Norway, and more! Our dance party at Juno will include dances that range from easy enough to learn on the fly to fancy footwork that the most experienced dancers will know. Jump in or watch as you please! Can I just come to listen? Absolutely! We'll share lyric translations and historical information with you in between the dances! Live music will be provided by the Parson Sisters (Clara Byom and Mirinisa Stewart-Tengco)
Sun 3 PM Dukes of Albuquerque Spring Concert Del Norte High School, 5323 Montgomery Blvd. NE "Spring is in the Air" concert. Free admission (although donations are always welcome!). The Dukes of Albuquerque began in 1927 as the American Legion Drum and Bugle Corps. We are the official military band for New Mexico
Sun 4 – 7 PM St. Patrick's Day Canteen Brewhouse, 2381 Aztec Rd. NE St. Patrick's Day kicks off the spring season! Join us for some green celebrating with the Reelers! We will have beer specials, rueben sandwiches, bagpipes and all the fun. Join us earlier in the day for a green themed run at 11AM, to burn off some of those future beer calories
Sun 5 PM LoPhat and Friends For New Mexico Child First Network Canvas Artistry - Kitchen Bar Art Music, 1 Central Ave NW Join LoPhat, Picoso, Park 21, Keeping Up with the Joneses, and Fervent Praise Gospel Choir as we raise funds for the incredible New Mexico Child First Network! NMCFN has been working tirelessly to put the children of New Mexico first. exist to serve the most vulnerable children in our community. "We believe each child deserves a safe, loving and permanent home — and it is our mission to help the children in care achieve that."
Sun 6 PM St. Patrick's Day Karaoke Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, 1800 4th St. NW Come celebrate St Patrick's Day with us and the best KJ around, DJ Jerm! He'll be playing the tunes that will make you get up and sing! Well you have to it's karaoke!
Sun 7 – 11 PM Salsa Sundays Oak & Ivy, 3109 Central Ave NE Dive into the rhythm at Oak & Ivy's Salsa Sundays! Join us every Sunday for electrifying beats and vibrant dance. No cover with RSVP or check-in on social media at Oak & Ivy. Immerse yourself in the lively blend of salsa, bachata, merengue, and cumbia. Located in the heart of Nob Hill, Oak & Ivy offers a premier nightlife experience. Elevate your night with VIP Seating and be part of the pulsating energy. Capture and share the excitement on social media, tagging us at Oak & Ivy. Plus, here's an exclusive offer: message us for a promo code and enjoy free parking! Whether you're a seasoned dancer or just looking for a lively night out, Salsa Sundays at Oak & Ivy promise an unforgettable fusion of music, dance, and pure joy. Dance the night away with us!
2024.03.12 02:52 Available_Art_3319 Are bike trailers legal in Ontario?
Hello, I was just wondering if bike trailers are legal in Ontario Canada, I would make one to haul my lawn mowing equipment such as a mower, blower and gas. It would be 1.2m ish tall with 2-3m by 2m. It would be fully homemade with wood and wheels and it would be strapped down the cargo. I am 17 years old if this matters. Would this be legal? I would follow all the normal rules of a cyclist but I just don’t know if the police will let me tow a load on my bike. Thanks!
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2024.03.08 02:23 future_flora List of prohibited products!
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- Cosmetics containing FDA-prohibited or restricted ingredients.
- Products with the aim of whitening, lightening, or bleaching the skin are strictly prohibited. However, products designed to enhance the complexion's brightness or even out skin tone are permissible.
TikTok Shop strictly prohibits the sale of certain body and mental wellness products and supplements in order to foster a responsible and safe environment for our users. This policy is associated with products frequently linked to the pursuit of idealized body shapes, patterns of disordered eating, and any potential negative influence on mental health.
- Weight gain or muscle gain products that are typically used for pursuing specific body aesthetics, such as larger muscles, larger buttocks, and more. This includes, but is not limited to, steroids, testosterone boosters, muscle-building supplements, and protein powders that are advertised in conjunction with achieving a particular body image.
- Products and supplements that claim to aid in weight management, fat reduction, or similar goals are strictly prohibited. This includes, but is not limited to, diet pills, appetite suppressants, products that aim to boost metabolism, fat burners and creams, detox teas, and any item making explicit weight loss claims.
- Products or content that explicitly or implicitly depict, glorify, or promote suicide, self-harm, or disordered eating behaviors.
- Products that directly or indirectly mention forms of non-suicidal self-injury or suicide:
- We do not allow the sale of products that mention specific forms of non-suicidal self-injury or suicide, such as cutting, burning, overdosing, or hanging oneself. This includes, but is not limited to, pens that replicate the sensation of cutting or books that discuss suicide methods.
- Products that glorify, promote, trivialize, or stigmatize mental health disorders.
- We do not allow the sale of products that imply that mental health disorders are aspirational, cool, or desirable. This includes, but is not limited to, replicas of suicide notes or Halloween costumes of mental asylum patients.
- Products or content that promote, contain, or encourage illegal activities, hateful behavior, hate speech, promotion of hateful ideologies, or incite, provoke, or promote violence or hatred against an individual or a group of people.
- Products promoting discrimination based on protected attributes (caste, ethnicity, national origin, race, religion, tribe, immigration status, gender, gender identity, sex, sexual orientation, disability, serious disease).
- Products that promote or glorify violent and hateful organizations or individuals, including violent extremists, violent political organizations, violent criminal organizations, hateful organizations, and individual perpetrators of mass violence.
- Products that directly exploit or profit from human tragedies and natural disasters, including those featuring explicit or insensitive depictions of such events, or those that may trivialize or make light of the suffering of affected individuals or communities.
- Drugs, chemicals, and raw materials.
- Hallucinogenic plants and fungus
- Narcotics, steroids, and other drugs prohibited by law or regulation.
- Any chemicals, ingredients, or raw materials used to manufacture drugs or addictive substances. This includes but is not limited to marijuana, opium, and poppy seeds.
- Drug paraphernalia, such as products primarily intended for making, preparing, or consuming "controlled substances." This includes but is not limited to bongs, glass pipes, or vaporizers designed for smoking or drug use.
- Pill presses, die molds, and products related to the production of pills.
- Products that claim to provide a “legal high," including marijuana and medicinal marijuana.
- Products listed on the DOD Prohibited Dietary Supplement Ingredients list.
- Guns, pistols, rifles, automatic weapons, military ordnance, sport, and hunting guns.
- Simulation guns, airsoft guns, BB guns, potato launchers, replica guns, all gun keychains, and model guns.
- All associated parts, kits, ammunition, components, and accessories for building or constructing firearms. This includes inside accessories, including but not limited to bullets, magazines, barrels, weapon conversion kits, and firing pins. Please note cleaning kits are allowed.
- Certain knives, including automatic knives (switchblades), butterfly knives (balisongs), machetes, concealed swords, hunting knives, gravity knives, knives designed to look harmless (lipstick case knives and writing pen knives), knuckle knives, push daggers, spring-loaded knives, stiletto knives, and throwing stars (batman symbols, metal throwing stars, etc.)
- Military weaponry, explosives, and grenades.
- Stun guns and tasers.
- Batons and telescopic truncheons.
- Tear gas, pepper spray, and mace.
- Brass knuckles, knuckledusters, dan claws, foot claws, and nunchucks.
- Self-defense keychains and items encompassing, but not limited to, cat ear keychains, kubotans, Tactical Pens, Monkey Fists, discreet knives such as keys, and more.
- Lottery tickets, instant win tickets, and scratch card tickets or labels of any sort.
- Social casinos
- Slot machines and electronic gaming machines that are used for gambling.
- Products involved in simulating gambling activities, such as poker cards, poker tables, and gaming chips.
- Online gambling of any kind.
- Bingo, raffles, sweepstakes.
- Sports forecasting, betting, odds-making, bookmaking.
- Casino-style games, such as roulette, slot machine, wager, lotteries, and poker.
- Claw machines and claw machine entries.
- Lucky Games and Drawings such as Oyster Opening, Lucky Scoop, Lucky Bag, Lucky Draw, Lucky Spin, Lucky Card, Wheel Spin, Giveaway Entry.
- Any product that is named by the FDA recall or safety alert.
- Any product containing FDA-prohibited or restricted ingredients.
- Any lighters and torches with fuel. This includes, but is not limited to, butane lighters, Zippo lighters, propane lighters, torch lighters, and plasma lighters.
- Strike anywhere matches.
- Radioactive materials and their processing equipment.
- Explosive materials and processing equipment, such as gases, fireworks, or fuses
- Toxic substances and hazardous chemicals.
- Chemical substances banned by law or needing approval.
- Industrial-use chemicals that are not for general consumers.
- Any products subject to hazardous material shipping regulations. This includes, but is not limited to, aerosol paints, and more.
- Products that contain large quantities of magnetic balls or cubes, including nanodots, buckyballs, magnet balls, and similar products.
- Pesticides and insecticides.
- Etching creams.
- High power laser pointers.
Human body parts and remains include, but are not limited to, body parts including genuine bones or skeletons, waste, remains, organs, or reproductive materials like sperm, egg cells, fertilized eggs, and embryos. However, wigs made from human hair, 360 lace wigs, or human hair silk are allowed to be sold on TikTok Shop. Mortuary products include, but are not limited to:
- Caskets
- Cremation urns
- Burial vaults
- Mortuary preparation, embalming, and cremation supplies
- Devices to bypass automobile locks or jiggling tools
- Secret handcuff keys
- Digital decoders
- Cards and guns for picking locks
- Sets of tools for lock picking
- Slim-jims
- Tools for applying tension
- Practice locks
- Keys used for trial purposes
- Tools for opening tubular locks
- Instruments for duplicating keys
- Theft aids, including devices to detach sensormatic tags
- Devices for skimming cards
- Hacking devices
- Devices for capturing codes
- Master keys or skeleton keys
- Products requiring a prescription written by a healthcare provider.
- Unlicensed medicines, herbal or homeopathic products, and those making health claims
- Medicinal supplements, including steroids, chitosan, sexual enhancement or performance supplements, comfrey, etc.
- Beauty and Personal Care products that are made from or contain Cannabidiol, or CBD. Non-exhaustive list includes serums, creams, masks, body and face oils, lotions, shampoos, and other topical products.
- Ophthalmic drugs, including but not limited to eyedrops or other remedies for eye conditions.
- Otic drugs, including but not limited to ear drops or other remedies for ear conditions.
- Feminine care products
- OTC medication
- Certain classes and types of medical devices
- Currency and replicas
- Coins or paper money with legal tender status
- Replica or counterfeit coins, stamps, or paper money
- Money orders, gold certificates, or silver certificates
- Counterfeit production
- Equipment or material for producing counterfeit coins, stamps, paper money, or virtual currency
- Cash equivalents
- Cryptocurrencies, virtual currencies
- Money orders, travelers' cheques, stored value instruments
- Gifts and coupons
- Gift cards, coupons, certificates, electronic redemption codes
- Financial instruments
- Stocks and securities
- Gold, silver, precious metal bullion
- Other financial services
- Funds provision, insurance, loans, money transfers, financial management services
- Services potentially facilitating money laundering
- Government, police, or military equipment like uniforms and identification documents
- Items intended for impersonating government, police, or military personnel
- Government-issued certificates and documents
- Official emergency lighting systems and sirens
- Devices like mobile phone repeaters and signal boosters
- Tools for odometer modification
- Products meant to evade or impair traffic safety laws
- Unauthorized products to access cable or satellite services
- Credit card readers and terminals
- All types of helmets intended for recreational uses such as cycling, equestrian riding, mountaineering, snow sports, and more
- Smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors
- Type I, II, and III personal floatation devices (PFDs)
- Halocarbon clean-agent fire, water fire, wet chemical fire, dry chemical fire, carbon dioxide fire, and water-based agent fire extinguishers
Second-hand, used, and open-box products are prohibited on TikTok Shop unless approved to sell in the preowned luxury handbag and collectibles categories.
SECURITY & PRIVACY PRODUCTS
- Access to materials containing personal information like phone numbers, email addresses, identity cards, passports, or social security cards.
- Software or products designed to collect or steal personal, institutional, private, or confidential data.
- Concealed photographic and recording devices
- Any other products that may violate or facilitate the violation of an individual's privacy.
- Custom document creation (e.g., counterfeit certificates, identification documents).
- Intermediaries for customs declarations.
- Exam-related solutions and ghost-writing services.
- Real estate transactions or services.
- Multi-level marketing and pyramid schemes.
- Offering or facilitating sex acts.
- Engagement in surrogacy arrangements.
- Sale of memberships or subscriptions granting access to content, products, services, or benefits.
- Software and standalone digital products.
- However, physical products such as DVDs with digital content are permitted.
Sexual wellness products are prohibited on TikTok Shop.
UNAUTHENTICATED NATIVE AMERICAN-RELATED PRODUCTS
Federal law states it is illegal to sell products labeled as “Native American-made” when the producer is not a member of a U.S. Native American Tribe or a certified Native American artisan with a Tribe. The term "Native American product" means any art or craft product made by a Native American. Items that are not made or sold by a member of a state or federally-recognized tribe or someone certified as a Native American artisan by a recognized tribe are prohibited from sale on TikTok Shop.
UNQUALIFIED JEWELRY PRODUCTS
Unqualified jewelry products are prohibited from sale on TikTok Shop. Unqualified jewelry products include, but are not limited to, gold or silver products lacking compliance stamps, items not following Federal Trade Commission (FTC) guidelines, jewelry containing conflict materials, and diamonds not adhering to Kimberley Process Certification Scheme standards.
VARIOUS FOOD PRODUCTS
- Perishable food items
- Food items that must be stored at a specific temperature
- Prepackaged food for children under three years old
- Baby formula (including powder and liquid)
- Food additives
- Food items that are not packaged, labeled, or intended for retail sale in the U.S. (for example, repurposed retail candies that do not comply with U.S. laws and regulations)
- All homemade food products
Motor vehicles, mechanical parts and elements, including motorcycle helmets, and fuel are prohibited from sale on TikTok Shop.
YOUTH SAFETY & HUMAN EXPLOITATION RELATED PRODUCTS
TikTok Shop strictly prohibits the sale of products that contribute to youth exploitation and abuse. This includes but is not limited to content involving child sexual abuse material (CSAM), grooming, nudity, sextortion, solicitation, pedophilia, and physical or psychological abuse of children. These restrictions apply to all listings, whether they involve real, fictional, digitally created, or artistic content.
HUMAN DIGNITY & EXPLOITATION
TikTok Shop strictly prohibits the sale of products associated with human trafficking and smuggling. Human Dignity and Exploitation products include, but are not limited to products profiting from exploiting others through fraud, force, or coercion. Human smuggling involves profiting from aiding individuals in illegal entry to another country