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Looking for Vietnamese expert in digital music (MIDI) creation/conversion

2024.05.15 01:08 lnong Looking for Vietnamese expert in digital music (MIDI) creation/conversion

I'm starting a personal project and I need to have 10 to 15 Vietnamese songs (FLAC, MP3) converted to MIDI files. Note that I'm not looking for the MIDI files that is used for karaoke where there is no foreground melody. (Those I can find easily online everywhere). I need it to include the full melody. Just think of it as how a song is heard from a mechanical music box. I need the full song (vocal, foreground, background) converted to a 1-track MIDI file
I'm posting in this forum instead of a music forum because the songs are mostly traditional Vietnamese folk songs (e.g, Bolero) and it's better to have someone very familiar with Vietnamese music.
Does anyone here have (or know someone that has) this expertise?
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2024.04.24 11:47 Paysage-Ferme-553 Douleurs thoraciques

Salut,
Je (M31) suis rentré hier en vélo (comme d'habitude, environ 6-7km, pas mal de montée) après plusieurs heures de karaoke. Dès que j'ai accéléré pas mal en vélo en montée, j'ai senti mon coeur qui battait anormalement (pas trop vite, mais disons, "fort", une fois sur cinq ou sur dix). J'ai essayé de calmer un peu l'allure mais bon, faut bien rentrer...
J'ai fait une partie de mon trajet à pied.
En arrivant chez moi, j'avais des douleurs thoraciques (un peu sur la gauche, au niveau du coeur) en respirant fort (j'ai essayé de faire passer le truc en faisant gonfler mes poumons au maximum, sans succès...). Douleurs aussi en fonction des mouvements ou de la posture.
Bref je me suis dit que ça passerait dans la nuit, mais nous voici le lendemain midi et ça ne passe pas. J'ai une légère douleuincofort au repos, et des douleurs plus fortes quand je respire plus fort.
Rythme cardiaque régulier, 58bpm.
Je viens de regarder doctolib, pas de consultation dispo avant au moins une semaine. Est-ce que je devrais m'inquiéter et tenter un appel au 15 pour voir ce qu'ils en disent, ou est-ce que je prends un RDV pour la semaine prochaine chez le généraliste ?
EDIT: ça fait plusieurs jours que j'ai le fond de la gorge irrité, yeux irrités, mal de tête notamment après être sorti à vélo en journée, mais je pense que ce sont les allergies au pollen.
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2024.04.04 04:50 MCATU3 Ranking Every Effect in Soundtrap! (Except for Sidechain cuz my version doesn't have it yet)

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- - REASONING FOR RANKINGS BELOW - -
This list is soley based on my own experience. I've been producing with soundtrap for about three years, using it to do music, podcasts, film sound design, etc all throughout my highschool career. This is my personal opinion of each effect.
S:
Clipper: Solid effect that I always find use for. One of the lighter distorts, but very useful for saturation and making a sound cut more through the mix, or sound more aggressive, and it can easily get loud if I want it to. I put it on almost everything when I'm looking for a good, intense sound profile that isn't too grating.
Stereo Chorus: Also an effect that I find myself using almost every project. I always reach for this effect when I want something to sit back in the mix, and have an increased stereo width at the same time. It really helps blend everything together and make certain sounds more subtle and spread into the sides of each ear without losing their influence.
Visual EQ: One of the best recent additions Soundtrap has made imo. I do wish there was options to make more bands or change the band's types, but even in its current state I feel spoiled with this utility. It's by far the best way to EQ and I don't think it should be premium only.
All of the Modulation Effects: Let's be honest, it sucks that we can't modulate every dial on any effect (or ESPECIALLY modulate pitch without doing some weird mono sampler stuff). However, the utility that modular volume, panning and sweeps provide is still invaluable and worthy of S. One of the best pieces of advice when it comes to producing is that your volume panners are your most powerful tools.
Reverb: This is such an incredible improvement over the default reverb dial in the Instrument settings. The fact that you can tweak the mix of the reverb with the raw sound, low pass/high pass the reverb, and that there's so many different reverbs to choose from is just excellent. The room reverbs are also good for making a sound wider or step back in a mix. Shoutout to anyone who remembers when this effect was just called "room."
Dynamics Compressor: Compression is very important, especially when it comes to vocals/podcast or narration recording, something I use Soundtrap for a lot. Normalizing the volumes of the voice goes a long way in making it sound professional. Dynamics Compressor is simply a better version of Compressor One, I just do not FULLY understand it yet as compared to its simpler counterpart lmao. Still S because compression is really good.
A:
Mod Delay: I'll say it: this is simply a better delay effect than any other delay. Sure, stereo delay can do panning that Mod can't, but being able to modulate the delay, increase the brightness to make the delay cut more, and even increase the stereo width is reaaaaally fun. Still, I don't find myself using delays very often in my own music, just rarely in sound design, so it gets an A for utility from me.
Brighter: Another effect I find myself slapping onto anything I want to cut through the mix more, almost like a saturation effect. Very similar use case to Clipper, just a less "aggressive" alternative.
Tape Wobble: I loooove this one. In regular music it might not find the most use, but when I want that old distorted tape/ghostly/antique vibe I always reach for this. My favorite novelty effect simply for the vibe it produces.
All other Distorts: I actually put all of the other distorts on the fence between A and B. While they are each excellent for what they do, I don't often find myself needing the shreddy, gritty and crushed sound many of them provide.
Chorus: Also a solid effect for making something sit back in the mix, however without the stereo-width benefits of Stereo Chorus. It's still useful for when I want something to have the chorus effect while remaining limited in terms of stereo, but I always find myself using this one less than its stereo counterpart.
Parametric EQ: Excellent EQ for when you want to more generally cut out certain ranges of a sound, however, like all other EQ effects, it is overshadowed by Visual EQ.
Compressor One: A very simple alternative to Dynamics Compressor. I find myself using this compressor when I need compression for an instrument instead of the Dynamics Compressor, as I am afraid of the Dynamics Compressor and only know how to use it effectively for voice mostly lmao.
Equalizer: An excellent EQ that you could only justify using if your subscription does not offer Visual EQ. Still, an OG effect from the good 'ol days that serves its purpose well. I personally think Soundtrap should rework this one to at least include a display to show the sound frequencies in real time like the Visual EQ, to let it compete at least a little.
B:
Filter: Simple and great at what it does, with solid applications. Wanna cut out that bit of piercing top-end? Wanna make something sound muffled? Wanna make something sound as if its coming through a radio/walkie talkie? Filter, Filter, Filter. Idk why I didn't give this an A, I just don't use it the most when compared to other effects and it doesn't stand out as much. I can also accomplish the same thing with other EQ's.
All other delay effects: Delay, Stereo Delay and Slapback are all fine and have their very justifiable use cases, but they're quite similar. If you don't want to get overwhelmed with options with Mod Delay, they serve their simple purposes.
3D: A really fun trick that just doesn't have much use in actual music, unless you're trying to create some weird, hyper-immersive soundscape in the middle of your song, which more power to you if you are. It's better for sound design, but although its novel, it isn't the most useful in practice especially since you cannot modulate it and it slightly dampens any sound you put through it.
All default Amps: The amps all do what they need to, and they're great! I personally just don't find myself using them often as I don't work with guitars much. Vocal Pre Amp is still quite useful though for getting a closer voice tone, and its the one I use most.
Phaser: I'll be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of weird phase-y or flange-y effects. When I need it though, Phaser always comes in clutch. Fun to add to a lofi snare to bring some variation to those midi percussion instruments, so that they don't sound so artificial!
Tremelo: This is just a great effect for its use. The fact that you can change the shape too is soooo good. Personally I just don't find myself using it the most, but when I need it, it does exactly what I need.
Auto-Wah: Again, another pink that is great at what it does but I just don't use that much personally. I had great fun putting this on some hard-panned tambourines for extra, record-scratchy texture in a song one time!
Auto Pan: Once again, a pink that excellently does a job that I don't need often. When I do need it though, Auto Pan is great. Idk why the name of this one doesn't have a -dash- between the words like "Auto-Wah" though.
C:
Volume: Fine, I guess. Only useful when the default volume knob reaches its limits though. Easy C-tier effect; not good or bad.
Vocal Doubler: Thinking more, I'd actually bump this one up to B, as I have found some uses for it, specifically in making a sound feel more artificial/computer-generated. Could probably also be applied to other stuff like lead melody instruments, it's just new so I haven't had enough experience to get a feel for its full utility. As for putting it on ACTUAL vocals, I'd much prefer to double my vocals by simply doing a second take personally. Still glad we have this one now.
Karaoke: What does this even do? I think it cuts out the top frequencies and leaves only bass?? I have no idea. At least it isn't egregiously bad at doing something that would otherwise be useful unlike De-Esser.
Flanger: I just prefer Phaser usually. Still, a fine effect.
Rotary: Haven't found many uses for this one, and its lack of adjustability is a little jarring. Maybe with some more time I could bump my rating up, but at the moment I can simply replicate many of the qualities of this effect with other effects.
Vibrato: Yet ANOTHER pink that does its job fine but I just don't use commonly. This one's in C though because I just prefer Tape Wobble.
2-Band EQ: Real ones remember when the Bass and Treble knobs were just in the Instrument settings. They were convenient for when I was too lazy to EQ with a proper effect, but now that they're in the effects tab I don't often bother with them.
D:
De-Esser: The ONLY effect I'd ever give a bad rating. All other effects serve their purpose, no matter how uncommon that purpose is. De-Esser simply does not do a job that WOULD be REALLY useful, especially for my AT2020 that has really defined "s" and "t" sounds. Instead, we have an effect that doesn't even work 75% of the time. And when it does, it does its job POORLY by ducking out all the top end WAY too much. Maybe I'm inexperienced, and this is actually somehow a perfect De-Esser that I just haven't figured out myself. Well if that is true, PLEASE! TELL ME!! I would LOVE to be proven wrong and have an actual De-Esser that works!!

Anyways, that's the end of my list, thanks for reading if you gt this far! I hope this was fun and/or could provide some knowledge for anyone new :D
I'll leave you all with some possible suggestions for new effects that I've had for a while:
  1. Tape Stop
  2. Saturation that can be applied to any instrument
  3. Maybe a vinyl sound effect with a cool record player as an interface idk!
  4. Just let us modulate pitch pleaseeeee
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2024.03.22 02:06 Dangerous-Sweet-1274 LA/Orange County Cal but Wanting Remote Musicians Worldwide

Looking to make an Americana Singing Group.
If you love singing and you enjoy Classic Rock, Folk, R&B/Soul music from the 20th Century to Present, I’d love to make your acquaintance.
I’m currently living in Southern California and I’m looking to perform and make some new originals in the style of Americana Roots Music. I play guitabass/piano and even some brass instruments. But best of all, I can write MIDI tracks and make my own karaoke-style backup discs. If you love to sing and are interested, I’m open to a wide variety of styles. I love harmonies and music that is not just rhythm tracks. I want to make and share great music with and meet new friends.
Feel free to email me at info@betterbrains.net – if you tell me a bit about yourself and what you’d REALLY like to do MUSICALLY I’ll trade links to some of my online sound clips.
I’ve collaborated with musicians across the USA as well as in Canada, Australia, and Italy. I’d like to make online videos and make audio releases on all the major music sites.
I’m looking forward to getting a bunch of like-minded creative people together. Am I speaking to you?
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2024.03.17 16:46 gerbetta33 Total production noob here. I've got a small playgroup and we plan on playing in our living room over recordings of songs. Is it possible to get fully premade mixed and mastered songs into ableton and just mute the parts we plan on playing?

We've got a singer that can play bass (but not both at the same time), a pianist, and myself who plays guitar and bass. We don't have the means to play multiple guitar tracks at once, and since our singer can't play bass and sing at the same time, we're kinda limited to what we can perform. I'm currently using guitar pro 8 hooked up to a TV so we can all see our parts and have a drum track and correct backing tracks, but the midi sounds are kinda limiting. Just curious if there's a way to do a similar thing in ableton to have more of a "real deal" sound as opposed to basically a cheap karaoke sound.
We've had okay results just youtubing backing tracks, but its very hard to get tracks that have just the specific parts we want. Would be more ideal to mute and unmute tracks on the fly.
We don't plan on playing live or producing anything to make money. Its just a fun thing for us to do. Eventually, I will record guitar and bass background parts on my own when work and school calm down, but that's in several years and even then we wouldn't have a drummer to make drum tracks. I'm interested to see what options we have.
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2024.03.11 19:47 LNL_bass Decisions! Time for a pedal culling? Advice needed

Decisions! Time for a pedal culling? Advice needed

Legacy Board on top, Newly Procured Board on bottom, Beat Buddy separate
Hey y’all! I am lucky enough to have procured a new, fully assembled pedal board recently (with a great deal on a Noble DI!). Now that I have all of these pedals, my back is already cringing at the thought of carrying them all to the show. I am looking for advice - how should I set up all of these pedals into a coherent board (or multiple boards)? For a little background, I play in a couple of cover bands, I have my own bass ‘solo’ project, I have an original progressive jazz fusion band that I play in and love the most, and I run a home-based studio.
From my perspective there are a few options (...I am running into decision paralysis... and sorry for this weird formatting):
  1. Make 3 boards
    1. Home Studio Recording Board
    2. Vocal/Percussion Board
    3. Live Karaoke/Cover Band Dedicated Board -
      1. based on Zoom B6?
    4. Eight point balanced patch bay to facilitate faster connection of boards
  2. Make a midi-controlled stereo-out board and a non-midi board
    1. Midi triggered pedals can be controlled remotely, logical gear separation
  3. Remove some pedals and make a bass board and a vocal/percussion board
  4. Remove/revise pedals to make a single board
    1. Only use Noble? Or leave the noble at home for recording and rely on sansamp live?
    2. Remove all the boss boxes and the Q-tron and rely on Eventide H9?
    3. Replace Zoom B6 with HX Stomp / Stomp Max?
  5. None of these - Reddit, please, give me a better option! What would you do with all of this?
    1. Am I missing anything? I have an EQ on order (Source Audio EQ2)
    2. Are there redundancies that I am missing?
The full list of pedals and other gear is below:
Noble DI
Eventide H9 Harmonizer
Dunlop JCT5 Justin Chancellor Cry Baby Wah Pedal
MXR Bass Compressor
Dunlop Volume X Mini
Source Audio C4 Synth
Source Audio EQ2 - ordered
Boss BF-2B Bass Flanger
Way Huge Swollen Pickle Fuzz MKIII
Darkglass Vintage Microtubes
Boss DS-1 Distortion
Boss BC-1X Bass Compressor
Microthumpinator
Boss OC-5 Octaver
Boss AW-3 Dynamic Wah
Micro Q-tron Envelope
Tech 21 Sansamp
Boss NS-1X Noise Suppressor
Boss LMB-3 Bass Limiter Enhancer
Ditto X2 Looper
Ditto +
Ditto
Radial JDI Passive Direct Box
Shure GLX16+
Zoom B6 Multieffects processor
ARTcessories Tpatch eight point balanced patch bay
Thanks for taking a look!
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2024.03.05 10:06 Dustyrnis Anyone else here own a Wondermega?

Anyone else here own a Wondermega?
I am one of the few I know of that own a Victor Wondermega. It's an officially licensed hybrid of a Japanese Megadrive (Genesis) and Mega CD (sega CD) all in one with the ability to function as a Karaoke device or Midi music creator (via with right Software and needed accessories). It has game stereo sound enhancement and a Bass enhancement settings via an added Digital Sound Processor.Using good quality speakers (such a BOSE Speakers with a 3.5mm audio plug cable) and the "game" setting on, one can make games like Streets of Rage II, Revenge of Shinobi, Thunder Force III & IV, Street Fighter II Hyper Edition (a ROM hack of SF II Championship Edition with corrected voice audio and improved colors) sound like arcade games from classic arcade game cabinet, I recommend a decent genesis arcade stick such as the Fighter Stick SG-6.here's a pic of my Wondermega, it's got a few small dings and scratches but it works really well
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2024.02.22 15:03 Peachntangy I am a solo musician. I can’t play any instruments besides my voice, and I’ve never performed my music before. What advice do you have for me to begin performing?

I have an independent music project for which I write, produce, master, and provide my own vocals. Last month I released my first record. I’ve wanted to perform in front of an audience for a while, but never knew where to start as I’m not very involved in the music scene in my city, although I know a few people. Yesterday I received an inquiry for me to open for a small band that will be touring in my city in the summer. I told them I was super interested but have never performed before, which they didn’t seem to mind. I’m very excited and grateful for the opportunity.
However, this presents a load of logistics issues I have to work through. It’s just me, the singer, and I have no instrumentalists or band members. I produce with a lot of vocal layering as well. I’ve literally never done any kind of performance in front of anyone besides karaoke nights. How would you suggest I move forward? What kind of equipment or setup would you suggest for a solo beginner?
edit: I see there’s a lot of confusion surrounding my ability to make original music without playing an instrument. I’m a self-taught singer and understand notation enough that I compose works in notation software (I use Noteflight), I export it to MIDI, and then I work through it in Logic. It’s all virtual instruments that I program basically. I’ve spent hundreds of hours on writing music. All of my music is entirely originally written by me, minus one song that uses drum samples. Being a vocalist should be enough to deem myself a musician, and certainly having a published music record would be a categorical definition. Never heard about any music being made by a non-musician.
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2024.02.14 10:04 jackey_dtm_12345 Please tell me how to play "*.KCY" files on Vanvasco Player.

hi?
I've been looking for information through Google searches for months, but haven't been able to find anything.
I was also scammed by a specific person who provided data as bait.

It's too bad to just throw away the time + money + effort I've wasted so far.
I'm frustrated that I couldn't solve it in the end, so I'm asking for help here.

First, look at the video link below...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lw90yFcfUQ
You can see *.KYC files played on the Vanvasco player.
So I downloaded the player from the Vanvasco website and installed it, but
It didn't work.

I succeeded in finding out that I needed to import something called the KCY converter.

Later, I found out that I needed a KCY file converter.
But I have no idea where to get it.
I sent emails to several people who seemed to have it and even sent small amounts of money, but it was all a scam.

Wouldn’t it be possible if Reddit were a paradise for intellectuals? I am posting this here as a last hope.
Please help me.
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2024.02.10 06:06 Ballistica Easy way to add vocals and lyrics to a chart?

Essentially I am building my collection and its 99% complete, theres just one song that is charted (Rusted from the rain), lacking vocals (which is important to me because the game to me is half a karaoke machine too).
I was considering trying to reach out to the creator to see if he could add it (the rest of his has vocals) in exchange for a pizza or beer for his time, but cannot find a way to do so on rhythmverse.
So its up to me to learn, I have the latest C3 tools but im not sure what functionality lets me edit the files (midi?).
I have googled it but it seems a lot of tutorials start at the point you already are familiar with chart editors and what not, so I am looking for an easy to find "modifying my first chart for dummies" guide.
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2024.02.06 20:39 Straight-Dealer-5595 Is there a computer software to practice sheet music that's free?

I've been using Piano Booster to add note names, but it only accepts MIDI and karaoke files. Surely there's something else that also does this and accepts more formats, right? Musescore asks for money to download files and doesn't let you practice from a computer, for instance.
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2024.01.30 23:15 drfsupercenter Does anyone know where the instrumental of "I'll Make a Man Out of You" comes from?

Been binging this song lately, and I was looking up instrumental versions.
As far as I know, very few Disney movies have ever gotten instrumental versions released, with The Lion King being one exception thanks to this CD. There is also the Disney Karaoke Series, but at least according to the "Fandom" article there isn't one for Mulan.
There are some various Mulan songs featured in there, but not I'll Make a Man Out of You (it wouldn't really fit on one of the Princess compilations, would it lol)
So looking at YouTube...
There's this upload which I immediately recognized as simply muting the center channel of the 5.1 surround track, as I've tried to do this myself too. It doesn't work to well, as you can still hear all the various sound effects and it's missing some instruments (the center channel isn't just Donny Osmond's vocal, there's instruments mixed in too). FWIW I checked what I believe is every English language release - the original 1999 DVD, the special edition DVD, the Blu-ray... all of them have the exact same 5.1 surround mix, there was never one of those "Disney Enhanced Theater Mix" versions that might have 7.1 or something. So this isn't the most viable option...
But then there's this one. I've heard this before too, I think I have a mp3 of it somewhere I got off the internet years ago. It sounds like the official backing track, but it's based on the album version (e.g. no sound effects like the movie has). However, there's an instrument (sounds like a tenor saxophone or trombone) playing the vocal part instead of it being a pure instrumental.
Does anyone know where that came from? It's obviously not fanmade, I'm curious if there's some obscure CD I'm not aware of, but I want to obtain a higher quality rip of this. It's still not great (would love to not have the "be a man" backing vocals) but it's the best one I've found to date.
I'm aware there is a piece of software called "Disney Hotshots" and there is a Mulan CD-ROM, I found one for sale on eBay - but the Internet Archive has a bunch of other titles besides Mulan and they all seem to be using MIDI audio because they were made for Windows 95 computers - so I don't think that's the source either.
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2024.01.19 05:08 redditduk [MEGALIST] SG Concerts, Gigs & Raves: Late Jan Art Week (19 Jan - 1 Feb 2024)

2 Feb: singaporemusicchat/comments/1agumf0/megalist_sg_concerts_raves_gigs_cny_valentines_2

19 Jan, Fri

Main: 🎨 Singapore Art Week till 28 Jan or IG, Telegram @ t.me/SGArtWeek

Side: 🎇 Light to Night Festival till 8 Feb and 📖Textures Sing Lit till 28 Jan

 
 
 
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20 Jan, Sat

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21 Jan, Sun

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22 Jan, Mon

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23 Jan, Tue - Coldplay

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24 Jan, Wed - Singapore Chamber Music Fest

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25 Jan, Thu

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26 Jan, Fri - Artbox

 
 
 

Arty Weekends

27 Jan, Sat - Aliwal Urban Art Festival & PeaceOut - Farewell to Peace Center & ARTWALK

 
 
 
 

28 Jan, Sun

 
 

29 Jan, Mon

30 Jan, Tue

31 Jan, Wed

01 Feb, Thu - Esplanade Retro Date with Friends Weekend

 
I am on Telegram: search sg music chat or visit t.me/sgmusicchat
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2024.01.04 01:18 p3ep3e Black Midi Karaoke Machine

does anyone have the link to where i can buy the black midi karaoke machine
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2023.12.25 18:14 lawriejaffa The Legend of Black Santa

Back in 2017, I spent Christmas Eve with my old high-school friend, Michael, who I hadn’t seen for some years since we’d graduated. I’d left to go work in the city, and he’d stayed behind in our hometown where he lived in the suburbs with his girlfriend, Nicole.
We enjoyed reminiscing, joking, and drinking, but after a while, Michael started to seem a little… off. He was agitated, nervous. He kept looking at his watch. Thinking that this was my cue to leave, I said my goodbyes, but, as I headed to the door, I noticed Michael in the kitchen, initiating a rather peculiar Christmas ritual.
Most of you will be familiar with the tradition of leaving a snack out for Santa Claus, perhaps a mince pie and a carrot for his reindeer, but this was something… different.
Instead of carrots or mince pies, Michael had placed a large chunk of meat, raw and bloody, on the kitchen table. When he saw me, he quickly kicked the door shut. As it closed, I could swear that his hand was dripping blood. Had he cut himself?
I caught Nicole’s worried glance to the clock. It was 11:45 pm, just fifteen minutes before Christmas Day.
I had two choices; I could simply leave them to it, or I could interfere. Now, I am a naturally inquisitive person, and of course, I’d been drinking all night, so I chose the latter.
I gently nudged Nicole aside and made my way into the kitchen. She protested at first, then relented, with a peculiar hesitation. Perhaps she wanted me to investigate or challenge Michael’s strange behaviour.
The door opened to reveal Michael hunched over the kitchen table, fist clenched as he eked out some extra drops of blood onto the meat. He looked at me with an expression that lay somewhere between embarrassment and fear, before wiping his hand with a kitchen towel. Nicole darted past me and opened a cupboard door to fetch a Band-Aid for the fresh cut on Michael’s palm.
I was stunned, but, forever arrogant, I demanded an explanation. Michael smiled sadly at Nicole, a sign of resignation. She left us to it.
“I’m sorry, I know it looks weird, but it’s a tradition. I’ve always done it, ever since I was a kid.”
I couldn’t take my eyes off the raw meat soaked in animal blood, and in my friend’s blood too.
“But… why?” I asked.
“I wouldn’t even know where to begin. Let’s just say I do this because… I have to.”
I laughed at him.
“Is this for Santa? Is he a hardcore carnivore?”
Michael didn’t laugh. He looked around the room anxiously, as if he were listening out for a sign. He trembled, startled by something, and with an urgent expression, declared;
“I think you should go. Now.”
In defiance, I folded my arms and explained that I wasn’t going anywhere, not until he told me the truth. To this day, I wish I had heard him out properly, or just minded my own business.
But perhaps you would have laughed too, and trust me, you’re about to laugh, just as I did, when I tell you exactly what came out of his mouth next.
“Since before I was born, my family has offered our blood to Black Santa.”
In the hall behind me, Nicole shook her head, disappearing into the bedroom. Clearly, he was serious, and while I understand that now, at the time I could only ridicule him.
“Black Santa? What the hell’s Black Santa? Is he like James Brown? Will he come down your chimney tonight?”
I rushed out of the kitchen and sang ‘I Feel Good’ into the fireplace, before turning to Michael with a condescending grin, a look that screamed its demand for a real answer.
But that was his only answer.
It was 12:05 am, making it Christmas Day. Frustrated by his obstinate refusal to answer, I decided that I would force a change in my friend’s tradition. So, I went back to the kitchen, and before Michael could react, I grabbed the bloody steak and threw it into the fire.
In the process, I hadn’t realised that the meat was skewered on a spike, and I had managed to cut myself, adding my own blood to his. Mesmerised at the sight of the meat sizzling on the fire, Michael stepped up beside me.
In a frightful tone, he whispered;
“What have you done?”
I turned to him.
“Fuck Black Santa.”
He noticed the blood on my hand, and his lip quivered. I realise now the importance of the ritual, but at the time, I thought I had liberated my friend from an odd compulsion.
Michael tried half-heartedly to detain me with promises of an explanation about Black Santa, this strange boogeyman that he and his father and his father’s father had appeased over the decades. I was having none of it. I say ‘half-hearted’ because there was a new-found relief in Michael, which I sensed from Nicole as well, as if I had lifted a great burden from them, for reasons I would soon discover.
I sped away in my car, disappointed to have left in such weird and unsettled circumstances, but also amused at the oddness of it all. I laughed as I drove, recalling the ridiculous name of Michael’s boogeyman. The unexpected events of the evening had left me alert and very much awake, so I decided to head downtown, where I hoped there might still be bars open.
Black Santa indeed…
I can’t remember the name of the bar, but it was surprisingly quiet, comprising mostly of middle-aged loners, the town’s leftovers. Despite being from there, I had always retained a certain aloofness, which I guess made me stand out. A bristly-faced man with a plaid shirt leaned over his stool at the bar to sneer, while a woman with pock-marked skin paused in her negotiation with the karaoke DJ to shoot me an inviting smile. You might wonder how I can recall all these little details, but trust me, the events of this night are forever imprinted upon my mind.
I went straight to the bar and ordered a drink, then chatted idly to the man in the plaid shirt, doing my best to ignore the caterwauling of the woman singing behind me.
The midi-electric music of the karaoke had a distinctly retro feel, as did the songs sung by the drunken siren. Then, quite gradually, I realised that the woman was no longer singing. Someone else had replaced her mid-song. It was a booming man’s voice with a deep, gravelly resonance that imbued the lyrics of T’pau’s ‘China in Your Hand’ with a strange fury.
I turned quickly to see who it was, almost knocking my drink in the process. As I did, the tune broke into the ‘saxophone’ solo, played out in staccato bleeps via the midi system. The performer danced slowly, sensually, swaying their hips in time to the music. This was not the drunk woman, but a large, bearded man in a Santa Claus outfit.
At the climax of the chorus, he reached out to me with the same dramatic flair one might expect from a performer before an audience of thousands. With unblinking eye contact, as a tear rolled down his bright red cheek, he blasted out the lines;
“Don’t push too far; your dreams are china in your hand…”
I suddenly felt a nervous urge. My hand tightened around the glass I was holding. Why were his eyes so tiny, like shining pins?
“Don’t wish too hard, because they may come true…”
Why is he now smiling so strangely at me—just me and nobody else? I was irritated by this, but no one else seemed to care or even acknowledge the outrageous scene.
“You don’t know what you might have… set upon yourself.”
I clenched my drink so hard that it shattered, showering me and the burly, plaid-shirt-wearing man with glass splinters. He pulled me off my stool, ready to punch me, then hesitated and let me go. With great relief, I patted myself dry and realised that the song had finally ended. I looked back at the stage and could see no sign of the peculiar performer, only the woman and the DJ from before.
I turned to the bartender, intending to order a Black Russian, but instead the words ‘Black Santa’ came out. He looked at me strangely and suggested that I should perhaps go home.
“You don’t know what you might have set upon yourself.”
Why had the words the man sung sounded so threatening?
He had resembled an idealised version of Santa Claus, like you might expect from an old-fashioned Christmas card, or the Coca-Cola Christmas commercials. He would have looked perfect if it weren’t for some subtle, sinister imperfections that produced an instinctual sense of repulsion. His cruel, cherubic grin and pinprick eyes somehow filled me with dread.
I fled to the restroom to steady my nerves. As I sat in the cubicle, taking deep breaths, I became aware that the cubicle next to me was not empty.
I can be a little self-conscious in public toilets, but the man beside me was decidedly not so. After producing a great volume of noise and smell, he made an outrageous, uproarious laugh.
It went like this; “Ho, Ho, Ho,” then changed mid-way into an evil laugh, the type we might associate with a cartoon villain.
“Ho, Ho, Ho… muhahaha!”
The acoustics changed too, from a muffled echo to my left, to a sharp, clear sound right above me!
I jumped with fright and looked up to see, staring down at me over the cubicle wall, the bearded face from before. It was bright red with laughter, glaring at me with those beady, black eyes. Then I saw that he was holding something… a giant, rolled-up ball of wet toilet paper, soaked in urine and excrement.
A second later it was thrown with tremendous force straight into my face. It hit me so hard that it knocked me off the toilet onto the floor. The horrifying object made me retch with disgust. I was so shocked that I couldn’t even scream or shout for help. I wiped the oozing mess off my face and dashed out of the cubicle, ready to punch this vile stranger.
His cubicle door was swinging wildly, but the man himself was nowhere to be seen. I rushed back into the bar, crashing straight into a patron, before feverishly shouting if anyone had seen him? The bartender, who was already convinced I’d drunk too many, signalled to the bouncers to kick me out, all of which played out to Foreigner’s “I Want to Know What Love Is.”
Stinking of crap, I stumbled past suspicious passers-by who quickly moved aside with looks of disgust. I must have resembled a vagrant, but nevertheless, I made my way back to the car.
Ah, my beautiful, silver, German-produced Audi A4. My pride and joy.
You can probably tell by those words that some strange fate befell it. Well, you still won’t believe it.
In the window of a nearby department store was a bank of televisions, all set to the same channel. They were playing an episode of an unfamiliar game show, with a hysterical couple jumping up and down after having won the star prize. I stopped for a moment, because the man dashing to the prize podium was dressed in a Santa costume and resembled the man who attacked me. Well, he wasn’t dressed quite like Santa exactly… the colour of his costume was too dark.
With a flourish, the man pulled off the sheet to reveal an Audi A4. The couple ran towards it, embracing the car like a lost child. I smiled, glad that this working-class couple could experience the luxury of a car only people like me could usually afford, but then, I noticed the license plate—the same number as mine!
The man dressed as Santa turned to the camera and began walking towards it until his face engulfed the screen. He was mouthing something through the glass, but I couldn’t hear it. I leant in close until I could faintly hear words repeating over the buzz of the televisions. He was singing something.
“Don’t push too far; your dreams are china in your hand…”
I ran as fast as I could, all the way back to my car, which, as you might expect, was not where I left it. There weren’t even any marks in the snow to suggest it had ever been there.
Still smelling of crap and now without a car, I began the long trudge back to my motel. Despite my soiled state, I tried to hitch a ride, hoping some kind soul would take pity on me.
After about a hundred cars had sped past, at long last, a truck slowed to a crawl beside me. It was decorated in Christmas lights, yet, inside the cabin, it was pitch black.
The garish exterior and unsettling interior discouraged me, but with the snow now falling harder, I stepped up to enter the cabin. That was when the demonic man’s face leered out suddenly from the darkness, the bristles of his beard scratching at my face.
“HOHOHO-Muhahahaha,” he roared, as I tumbled backwards out of the cabin and fell into the snow. As I fell, my ankle struck a jagged rock, hard, shattering it inside. Searing pain engulfed me as I clambered up, hobbling away as fast as I could towards the motel.
The truck continued to crawl along the road beside me, its radio on full blast, playing ‘China in Your Hand’ on repeat.
Try as I might, I just couldn’t go on. The pain had become too great and I collapsed with exhaustion. Looking to my foot, I could see that the injury was worse than I had first imagined. The bone was protruding from my skin, and my foot lay in a thick pool of blood.
The realisation hit me that this could be my final night. I could actually die like this. I was about to lose everything I had accomplished; the city career and the awesome car. I realised then that none of it had ever mattered, for here I was, a humble wretch crying in the snow, covered in blood and excrement.
The instinct to survive is a powerful thing, and I started to crawl once more, fighting to remain conscious.
Finally, my body gave out. I collapsed on my back and just lay there, looking up at the stars and the moon, at the waves of snowflakes spiraling gently towards me.
In the corner of my eye, I could see that the truck had stopped. The man, this demonic Santa Claus, was now effortlessly striding through the snow towards me, clenching a small fire axe.
He leaned over me, sniffing loudly for the scent of blood, which soon led him to my crippled foot. Close up, I could see that this man’s Santa costume was not red… but black.
He loomed over me, staring with those tiny, cruel eyes that shone like ancient stars, his body heaving with triumphant anticipation.
One month later, I awoke in the hospital, where I learned that I had been placed in an induced coma due to the extent of my injuries.
Within weeks, I could talk and move once more. Everything was as it should be… except for my left foot. They told me that it had been hacked off and that something had eaten it, leaving only the bones beside my body.
It’s now Christmas Eve, 2019, and I can get around well enough with my new prosthetic foot. I make my way to the kitchen, where I will prepare two snacks. One is a mince pie for Santa Claus, and the other, a steak tartare with a dash of my own blood, for Black Santa.
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2023.12.25 10:33 ArtofWack So my family owns a Karaoke machine that uses MIDI tracks, and they have the exact Ghostbusters MIDI that Joel used.

I couldn’t sing it because I could only picture YOU NEED TO PEE.
Also the machine is a WOW Videoke from 2010z
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2023.12.23 06:24 weed-n64 I have been playing the f**k out of some Guitar Hero lately

I went on a personal mission to clean and refurbish a lot of pieces of my collection recently, including my Wii, Guitar Hero guitars, and drum set. I first bought games like Guitar Hero World Tour, Rock Band 2, and Band Hero at the height of the music game craze, but I haven’t touched any of them since well before the pandemic. I now have a much larger game room than at my last place, making it easier than ever before for me to enjoy music games with full bands.
I’ve also become a lot better at playing guitar, bass, and drums in real life (though worse at singing) since these games were released, which made me feel like I knew more about the songs and their structures. Though I spent more time playing music games back then, I was able to score higher on most songs in this recent playthrough than I ever could at the time. With drums specifically, I have so far managed to complete half of the songs in World Tour on expert difficulty, something I never could have achieved in 2008.
When I was younger, I remember most music teachers I worked with discouraged my friends and I from playing Guitar Hero while learning real instruments as they feared we would rely too heavily on techniques we learned from the game which, believe it or not, are not very conducive to playing real guitar. However, there are some aspects of the gameplay that I do believe teach basic musicality in an engaging way, and give the average player a better understanding of the parts each instrument is playing that make up their favorite song. There is also subtle commentary on the state of the music industry at the time in the games’ career modes, with Guitar Hero: World Tour in particular featuring a pay-to-play model for your band in the later levels at those venues.
If you lived under a rock in the mid-to-late 2000s, Guitar Hero involves players strumming a guitar controller and tapping five different color buttons that correspond to different notes of a song. The drum controller is the same, but with different color pads.
Overall, the charts for the songs do a good job of representing actual fretboard and drum kit techniques musicians use every time they play. However, the developers are occasionally guilty of ‘overcharting’ particular songs, like if a song features a strummed acoustic guitar. This can be made out to be much more complicated than if it were played on a real guitar, since it involves subtle fingering changes that are represented in a more blatant way on the guitar controller than on a guitar. In Band Hero specifically, this makes Take a Picture by Filter the hardest song in the game, while songs like Janet Jackson’s Black Cat, though much harder to play on a real guitar than Take a Picture, are less physically demanding in Band Hero.
As far as the drum controller, the pads are not as bouncy as the average electric drum set or practice pad, so it can be hard for even skilled drummers to perform paradiddles and other common techniques, changing the way they would need to play songs to do well in the games versus real life. Because of this, songs like Everlong by Foo Fighters become unduly hard for players who can not bounce their sticks off the cymbal pad, forcing them to hit every sixteenth note individually; something not even Taylor Hawkins did live.
Additionally, I think certain aspects of the drum parts of a lot of songs were left out or changed, such as ghost notes. The drum controllers don’t take hit velocity into account for the sake of the gameplay, but plug one into a MIDI interface and you will find out they’re capable.
With the vocals, I found that dry, plain delivery of the lyrics without any embellishment of the notes got me the most points, especially on harder difficulties. You have to sing it very mechanically compared to how you would sing it in real life or in karaoke.
Overall, Guitar Hero and the like are still such fun arcade/party games. I have enjoyed progressing through the career modes and unlocking outfits for my characters. I found it difficult to make decent looking Black characters with the customization options available, but that’s another Oprah. I was also surprised to see you can’t make characters particularly fat, either. When you take the music selection in most of these games into consideration, though, it’s easy to see how such options could have been neglected. These games targeted predominantly white fans of mainstream rock and alternative music until around 2011, the year alternative rock began declining in popularity from a commercial perspective. Activision canceled the Guitar Hero game they were working on for that year and put the franchise on hiatus until the release of Guitar Hero Live, an already discontinued game I have never played.
These games may be novel and a bit of a relic, but if you have them lying around they are worth revisiting. If you don’t, they are generally undesired and usually available for very cheap. The controllers are a little harder to find though, and can be expensive depending on the condition and variant.
I look forward to any feedback.
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2023.12.21 15:42 Ardynaika black midi, New Road LTD (For Now) - Live band karaoke at Windmill, London, 19/12/2023

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2023.12.21 15:41 Ardynaika black midi, New Road LTD (For Now) - Live band karaoke at Windmill, London, 19/12/2023

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2023.11.24 15:33 ace-vanitas working midi files for the app midi karaoke?

Hello, I was wondering if there's anywhere I can get my hands on midi files of vocaloid songs for free? I have only ever found one that worked for "midi karaoke" and it was usseewa, I haven't been able to find a single other one, the app says they're low quality and can't detect the vocals, please lmk if they're out there! thank you.
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2023.11.23 20:46 M_joaxx Free Realistic Soundfont preferably in sf2 file format

Hello!
I've been struggling to find free realistic soundfonts for my own music. I do have some sf2 soundfonts downloaded but most of those don't produce realistic sounds like an orchestra or some paid libraries like Spitfire, Native Instruments, Symphony Series, BBC Orchestral Symphony, etc.
Maybe some instruments may sound real but I'm more concerned about the strings as I cannot find a suitable one based on what I always hear from these amazing MIDI mockups and film soundtracks.
Is there any links or sites you can recommend for me to download realistic or orchestral soundfonts for free? I've always been wanted to produce my music with realistic instruments instead of Karaoke-sounded ones.
Thank you!
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2023.11.22 12:51 VRsculpts (Guide) Custom beginning/end song on A1 mini

I couldn't find an easy to follow guide on how to do this anywhere so since I figured it out I thought I should share. It's quite simple and many may already know this but it does involve editing some gcode (as well as splicing up a midi file to just the part you want) which some may not be easy for some.
Step 1: Create your Midi g-code
Bambu has provided an easy to use tool to convert any midi file to g-code. You will also want to crop to just the part of the song you want to play, otherwise you'll have to sit and listen to your printer hum out a 3 minute song. You can do all of this easily using this online tool available here:
https://midi-to-gcode.bambulab.com/edit
Click file > open and load the midi file of your choice. Midi files have been around since the early days of the internet; a simple google search of the name of the song you want + "midi file" should yield a free download of the song you want. No one pays for midi files so don't go to a site that wants to charge you for one. Since all we want is the main hook of the song, try to find a file that has a clear track of the melody of the song (some midi's are just backing instrumental tracks without the melody - those are for karaoke, not 3d printing) . The A1 can only support at max 3 tracks and you will define each as chord, base, or main theme.
Once you've loaded your midi file, you can listen to it and try to find the part of the song you want. You'll need to navigate between the "Piano Roll" and "Arrange" to properly trim the part of your song. In the "Arrange" tab, you'll see each track that has notes playing. Find the part of the song you want, and click and drag to select the entire section (for more precise selection, you can change how many bars the selection tool selects by increasing the number next to the music note in the top right corner).
Here's where it gets kinda janky - after selecting just hit ctrl + X to cut that section of the song from the midi. Then, whle still in the arrange tab, select all of the remaining notes in the entire song and delete them (hit delete). You may need to zoom out and scroll to make sure you get all of the remaining notes completely. You should now have a completely empty arrangement view; scroll to the beginning and paste your selection at the top right. Then you want to isolate up to 3 tracks that you want to turn into gcode - remember that our printers use their motors to vibrate and play the tune, not an actual speaker so you don't want anything too crazy or it will sound like crap. Switch back to the piano roll to assign up to 3 tracks as chord, base, or main theme for playback on your A1 mini. Then hit file > save as gcode file.
Step 2: Slice your file in Bambu Slicer
Slice your file like you normally would, but unfortunately you cannot send the print to your printer over the cloud like normal if you want to have your custom song play. Instead, you'll need to export the sliced file to save on your computer as we will need to edit it later. File > "export plate sliced file" (if your model is just a single plate) or "export all plates sliced file" if your model is on multiple plates. This will save your file to a .3mf file, but it is really just a zip file that contains everything that gets sent to the printer.
Step 3: Edit exported gcode
Find your exported 3mf file and open it using winrar (other zip programs would probably work too). Unzip all the files to a folder (you will need to re-zip these back together later). In the unzipped files, open the "Metadata" folder. Inside you will find a file plate_1.gcode; it will be the largest sized file. Right click and open using Notepad. Then you just need to find the section where you will paste the midi gcode you created earlier (so go ahead and open that file as well using Notepad, "select all" using ctrl + A and "copy" using ctrl + C. You can then close that file. Go back to the plate_1.gcode and paste the midi gcode in either:
;=====start printer sound ===================(highlight everything underneath and paste your midi gcode)
or
;=====printer finish sound=========(highlight everything underneath and paste your midi gcode, but before the 2nd..);=====printer finish sound=========
You'll see the default tune gcode inside these areas. Just highlight everything in those sections and paste your midi gcode that you copied earlier. Save the file in notepad and close it.
Then you'll want to highlight everything in the folder that you unzipped previously:_rels (folder)3D (folder)Metadata (folder)[Content_Types].xml
Select these 4 things and zip them back together, except when saving change the .zip extension to be .3mf.
Step 4: Save to SD card and print!
Last step is to take your edited 3mf file and save that directly to the root of the SD card from your A1 printer. Put it back in your printer and you should now see your file under the print menu on you A1 mini's screen. Select the appropriate colors (if its a multi-color print), and you should now hear your custom tune at the beginning or end of your print depending on what part you changed!
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