This past week in Disclosure:

Apr 22 – John Oliver's Last Week Tonight covers the UFO/UAP topic
In the latest segment of the Last Week Tonight show, John Oliver covers the UFO topic. Despite omitting key recent events such as the penning of the Schumer-Rounds UAP Disclosure Act of 2023, the episode portrays a balanced and relatively nuanced view of the UAP issue.
Ultimately, the takeaway of the video is that we do in fact need honest inquiry into UFO sightings. Ideally, those inquiries should be data-driven, fact-based, and (in their words) boring as f\ck*.
​
Apr 22 – Christopher K. Mellon reveals additional conversations with UAP investigators
Following a FOIA release triggered by the BlackVault that exposed private communications between (amongst others) Christopher Mellon and Dr. Kirkpatrick, the former took to X to publish additional snippets from conversations with unnamed Senior USG Officials.
The screenshot, which dates back to 2020, indicates that the investigation into alleged UAP Crash Retrieval programs was already well underway. Furthermore, the exchange explicitly refers to a "recovered UAP that landed in Kingman, AZ in the 50s".
​
Apr 24 – AARO releases a case resolution report for the 2023 Eglin Air Force Base UAP incident
AARO published its case resolution report for an incident that was initially brought to light by Rep. Matt Gaetz during the July 2023 UAP Hearing.
The report ultimately concludes (with moderate confidence) that the object was "very likely a lighter-than-air object, such as a large commercial lighting balloon".
Based on the report, it is still unclear how exactly four commercial lighting balloons would end up near-stationary in a diamond formation at 16,000ft in the vicinity of a military training area.
While a previous FOIA request regarding this incident revealed that there was a video associated with this event, the Air Force has since amended their response and the AARO report posits "the pilot could not record video of the event because the aircraft’s video recording equipment was inoperable prior to and during the aircraft’s flight."
​
Apr 25 – UAPs should be a top priority, according to Senator Rubio
Speaking to Askapol, Sen. Rubio underscored the urgency of the UAP situation (no matter what the ultimate origin is of the objects themselves):

"People always want to immediately default to, y’know, aliens, extraterrestrial, but the fact of the matter is if there are things flying overhead in our country that aren't supposed to be there and they aren’t ours, that should be among our highest priorities"

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Apr 26 – AARO's report on the Eglin AFB UAP incident faces harsh criticism from Rep. Matt Gaetz
In a public X post, Rep. Gaetz calls the integrity of AARO's case resolution report into question:

"Last year, when I attempted to receive a briefing with the flight crew who witnessed the UAP at Eglin AFB, the Air Force tried to block me. This report by the AARO is incomplete and does not reflect all of the information that I was shown.
I believe all of the information regarding the sighting should be released to the public, including pictures from the pilot and radar signatures."

​
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Things to look out for in the near future:

May

• According to Senator Gillibrand – a public hearing in line with AARO's latest report can be expected soon, saying –"I'll probably have another hearing aligned with that public report.”

Beyond/currently unknown

• Following the UAP hearing on the 26th of July, Members of Congress have called for a select committee with subpoena authority, to “go about the task of collecting information from the Pentagon and elsewhere” on unidentified flying objects. There have been conflicting messages from various Members of Congress on whether this is likely to happen anytime soon. Note – a select subcommittee was formally requested on March 13th.
• Reps. Moskowitz, Luna, and Burchett have repeatedly stated their intent to hold field hearings to overcome stonewalling from the Pentagon and military establishment"I think we [Congress] should try to get into one of these places [housing UAP evidence]...and if they won't let us in I think we should have a field hearing right outside the building...and the military will have to explain why that is." – Rep. Moskowitz (D)It is currently unknown when exactly we might expect that to occur, however as of Jan 12 – Rep. Luna confirmed:"I feel confident that we have enough evidence to move forward with our first field hearing. u/mattgaetz u/JaredEMoskowitz u/timburchett . We will be announcing details soon."
• Several journalists have indicated that first-hand witnesses of the alleged UAP legacy programs are in the process of providing testimony/evidence to the relevant authorities (e.g. the IC IG) and/or are on the verge of making public statements in the near future (Example 1, example 2, example 3, example 4)
• David Grusch has received additional clearances through DOPSR to discuss some of his (alleged) first-hand knowledge of Legacy programs. He has mentioned he may be covering more of this information in an upcoming Op-Ed
• Some commentators have speculated that the architects of the UAPDA (e.g. Sens. SchumeRounds et al) are working diligently behind the scenes to continue furthering serious legislative UAP transparency efforts

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Skimmed through this post but need a quick refresher on how we got to this point? Check out this handy Disclosure Timeline to get up to speed.

This past week in Disclosure:

Apr 22 – John Oliver's Last Week Tonight covers the UFO/UAP topic
In the latest segment of the Last Week Tonight show, John Oliver covers the UFO topic. Despite omitting key recent events such as the penning of the Schumer-Rounds UAP Disclosure Act of 2023, the episode portrays a balanced and relatively nuanced view of the UAP issue.
Ultimately, the takeaway of the video is that we do in fact need honest inquiry into UFO sightings. Ideally, those inquiries should be data-driven, fact-based, and (in their words) boring as fuck.
​
Apr 22 – Christopher K. Mellon reveals additional conversations with UAP investigators
Following a FOIA release triggered by the BlackVault that exposed private communications between (amongst others) Christopher Mellon and Dr. Kirkpatrick, the former took to X to publish additional snippets from conversations with unnamed Senior USG Officials.
The screenshot, which dates back to 2020, indicates that the investigation into alleged UAP Crash Retrieval programs was already well underway. Furthermore, the exchange explicitly refers to a "recovered UAP that landed in Kingman, AZ in the 50s".
​
Apr 24 – AARO releases a case resolution report for the 2023 Eglin Air Force Base UAP incident
AARO published its case resolution report for an incident that was initially brought to light by Rep. Matt Gaetz during the July 2023 UAP Hearing.
The report ultimately concludes (with moderate confidence) that the object was "very likely a lighter-than-air object, such as a large commercial lighting balloon".
Based on the report, it is still unclear how exactly four commercial lighting balloons would end up near-stationary in a diamond formation at 16,000ft in the vicinity of a military training area.
While a previous FOIA request regarding this incident revealed that there was a video associated with this event, the Air Force has since amended their response and the AARO report posits "the pilot could not record video of the event because the aircraft’s video recording equipment was inoperable prior to and during the aircraft’s flight."
​
Apr 25 – UAPs should be a top priority, according to Senator Rubio
Speaking to Askapol, Sen. Rubio underscored the urgency of the UAP situation (no matter what the ultimate origin is of the objects themselves):

"People always want to immediately default to, y’know, aliens, extraterrestrial, but the fact of the matter is if there are things flying overhead in our country that aren't supposed to be there and they aren’t ours, that should be among our highest priorities"

​
Apr 26 – AARO's report on the Eglin AFB UAP incident faces harsh criticism from Rep. Matt Gaetz
In a public X post, Rep. Gaetz calls the integrity of AARO's case resolution report into question:

"Last year, when I attempted to receive a briefing with the flight crew who witnessed the UAP at Eglin AFB, the Air Force tried to block me. This report by the AARO is incomplete and does not reflect all of the information that I was shown.
I believe all of the information regarding the sighting should be released to the public, including pictures from the pilot and radar signatures."

​
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Things to look out for in the near future:

May

• According to Senator Gillibrand – a public hearing in line with AARO's latest report can be expected soon, saying –"I'll probably have another hearing aligned with that public report.”

Beyond/currently unknown

• Following the UAP hearing on the 26th of July, Members of Congress have called for a select committee with subpoena authority, to “go about the task of collecting information from the Pentagon and elsewhere” on unidentified flying objects. There have been conflicting messages from various Members of Congress on whether this is likely to happen anytime soon. Note – a select subcommittee was formally requested on March 13th.
• Reps. Moskowitz, Luna, and Burchett have repeatedly stated their intent to hold field hearings to overcome stonewalling from the Pentagon and military establishment"I think we [Congress] should try to get into one of these places [housing UAP evidence]...and if they won't let us in I think we should have a field hearing right outside the building...and the military will have to explain why that is." – Rep. Moskowitz (D)It is currently unknown when exactly we might expect that to occur, however as of Jan 12 – Rep. Luna confirmed:"I feel confident that we have enough evidence to move forward with our first field hearing. u/mattgaetz u/JaredEMoskowitz u/timburchett . We will be announcing details soon."
• Several journalists have indicated that first-hand witnesses of the alleged UAP legacy programs are in the process of providing testimony/evidence to the relevant authorities (e.g. the IC IG) and/or are on the verge of making public statements in the near future (Example 1, example 2, example 3, example 4)
• David Grusch has received additional clearances through DOPSR to discuss some of his (alleged) first-hand knowledge of Legacy programs. He has mentioned he may be covering more of this information in an upcoming Op-Ed
• Some commentators have speculated that the architects of the UAPDA (e.g. Sens. SchumeRounds et al) are working diligently behind the scenes to continue furthering serious legislative UAP transparency efforts

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Skimmed through this post but need a quick refresher on how we got to this point? Check out this handy Disclosure Timeline to get up to speed.

This past week in Disclosure:

Apr 22 – John Oliver's Last Week Tonight covers the UFO/UAP topic
In the latest segment of the Last Week Tonight show, John Oliver covers the UFO topic. Despite omitting key recent events such as the penning of the Schumer-Rounds UAP Disclosure Act of 2023, the episode portrays a balanced and relatively nuanced view of the UAP issue.
Ultimately, the takeaway of the video is that we do in fact need honest inquiry into UFO sightings. Ideally, those inquiries should be data-driven, fact-based, and (in their words) boring as fuck.
​
Apr 22 – Christopher K. Mellon reveals additional conversations with UAP investigators
Following a FOIA release triggered by the BlackVault that exposed private communications between (amongst others) Christopher Mellon and Dr. Kirkpatrick, the former took to X to publish additional snippets from conversations with unnamed Senior USG Officials.
The screenshot, which dates back to 2020, indicates that the investigation into alleged UAP Crash Retrieval programs was already well underway. Furthermore, the exchange explicitly refers to a "recovered UAP that landed in Kingman, AZ in the 50s".
​
Apr 24 – AARO releases a case resolution report for the 2023 Eglin Air Force Base UAP incident
AARO published its case resolution report for an incident that was initially brought to light by Rep. Matt Gaetz during the July 2023 UAP Hearing.
The report ultimately concludes (with moderate confidence) that the object was "very likely a lighter-than-air object, such as a large commercial lighting balloon".
Based on the report, it is still unclear how exactly four commercial lighting balloons would end up near-stationary in a diamond formation at 16,000ft in the vicinity of a military training area.
While a previous FOIA request regarding this incident revealed that there was a video associated with this event, the Air Force has since amended their response and the AARO report posits "the pilot could not record video of the event because the aircraft’s video recording equipment was inoperable prior to and during the aircraft’s flight."
​
Apr 25 – UAPs should be a top priority, according to Senator Rubio
Speaking to Askapol, Sen. Rubio underscored the urgency of the UAP situation (no matter what the ultimate origin is of the objects themselves):

"People always want to immediately default to, y’know, aliens, extraterrestrial, but the fact of the matter is if there are things flying overhead in our country that aren't supposed to be there and they aren’t ours, that should be among our highest priorities"

​
Apr 26 – AARO's report on the Eglin AFB UAP incident faces harsh criticism from Rep. Matt Gaetz
In a public X post, Rep. Gaetz calls the integrity of AARO's case resolution report into question:

"Last year, when I attempted to receive a briefing with the flight crew who witnessed the UAP at Eglin AFB, the Air Force tried to block me. This report by the AARO is incomplete and does not reflect all of the information that I was shown.
I believe all of the information regarding the sighting should be released to the public, including pictures from the pilot and radar signatures."

​
---

Things to look out for in the near future:

May

• According to Senator Gillibrand – a public hearing in line with AARO's latest report can be expected soon, saying –"I'll probably have another hearing aligned with that public report.”

Beyond/currently unknown

• Following the UAP hearing on the 26th of July, Members of Congress have called for a select committee with subpoena authority, to “go about the task of collecting information from the Pentagon and elsewhere” on unidentified flying objects. There have been conflicting messages from various Members of Congress on whether this is likely to happen anytime soon. Note – a select subcommittee was formally requested on March 13th.
• Reps. Moskowitz, Luna, and Burchett have repeatedly stated their intent to hold field hearings to overcome stonewalling from the Pentagon and military establishment"I think we [Congress] should try to get into one of these places [housing UAP evidence]...and if they won't let us in I think we should have a field hearing right outside the building...and the military will have to explain why that is." – Rep. Moskowitz (D)It is currently unknown when exactly we might expect that to occur, however as of Jan 12 – Rep. Luna confirmed:"I feel confident that we have enough evidence to move forward with our first field hearing. u/mattgaetz u/JaredEMoskowitz u/timburchett . We will be announcing details soon."
• Several journalists have indicated that first-hand witnesses of the alleged UAP legacy programs are in the process of providing testimony/evidence to the relevant authorities (e.g. the IC IG) and/or are on the verge of making public statements in the near future (Example 1, example 2, example 3, example 4)
• David Grusch has received additional clearances through DOPSR to discuss some of his (alleged) first-hand knowledge of Legacy programs. He has mentioned he may be covering more of this information in an upcoming Op-Ed
• Some commentators have speculated that the architects of the UAPDA (e.g. Sens. SchumeRounds et al) are working diligently behind the scenes to continue furthering serious legislative UAP transparency efforts

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Skimmed through this post but need a quick refresher on how we got to this point? Check out this handy Disclosure Timeline to get up to speed.

This past week in Disclosure:

Apr 22 – John Oliver's Last Week Tonight covers the UFO/UAP topic
In the latest segment of the Last Week Tonight show, John Oliver covers the UFO topic. Despite omitting key recent events such as the penning of the Schumer-Rounds UAP Disclosure Act of 2023, the episode portrays a balanced and relatively nuanced view of the UAP issue.
Ultimately, the takeaway of the video is that we do in fact need honest inquiry into UFO sightings. Ideally, those inquiries should be data-driven, fact-based, and (in their words) boring as fuck.
​
Apr 22 – Christopher K. Mellon reveals additional conversations with UAP investigators
Following a FOIA release triggered by the BlackVault that exposed private communications between (amongst others) Christopher Mellon and Dr. Kirkpatrick, the former took to X to publish additional snippets from conversations with unnamed Senior USG Officials.
The screenshot, which dates back to 2020, indicates that the investigation into alleged UAP Crash Retrieval programs was already well underway. Furthermore, the exchange explicitly refers to a "recovered UAP that landed in Kingman, AZ in the 50s".
​
Apr 24 – AARO releases a case resolution report for the 2023 Eglin Air Force Base UAP incident
AARO published its case resolution report for an incident that was initially brought to light by Rep. Matt Gaetz during the July 2023 UAP Hearing.
The report ultimately concludes (with moderate confidence) that the object was "very likely a lighter-than-air object, such as a large commercial lighting balloon".
Based on the report, it is still unclear how exactly four commercial lighting balloons would end up near-stationary in a diamond formation at 16,000ft in the vicinity of a military training area.
While a previous FOIA request regarding this incident revealed that there was a video associated with this event, the Air Force has since amended their response and the AARO report posits "the pilot could not record video of the event because the aircraft’s video recording equipment was inoperable prior to and during the aircraft’s flight."
​
Apr 25 – UAPs should be a top priority, according to Senator Rubio
Speaking to Askapol, Sen. Rubio underscored the urgency of the UAP situation (no matter what the ultimate origin is of the objects themselves):

"People always want to immediately default to, y’know, aliens, extraterrestrial, but the fact of the matter is if there are things flying overhead in our country that aren't supposed to be there and they aren’t ours, that should be among our highest priorities"

​
Apr 26 – AARO's report on the Eglin AFB UAP incident faces harsh criticism from Rep. Matt Gaetz
In a public X post, Rep. Gaetz calls the integrity of AARO's case resolution report into question:

"Last year, when I attempted to receive a briefing with the flight crew who witnessed the UAP at Eglin AFB, the Air Force tried to block me. This report by the AARO is incomplete and does not reflect all of the information that I was shown.
I believe all of the information regarding the sighting should be released to the public, including pictures from the pilot and radar signatures."

​
---

Things to look out for in the near future:

May

• According to Senator Gillibrand – a public hearing in line with AARO's latest report can be expected soon, saying –"I'll probably have another hearing aligned with that public report.”

Beyond/currently unknown

• Following the UAP hearing on the 26th of July, Members of Congress have called for a select committee with subpoena authority, to “go about the task of collecting information from the Pentagon and elsewhere” on unidentified flying objects. There have been conflicting messages from various Members of Congress on whether this is likely to happen anytime soon. Note – a select subcommittee was formally requested on March 13th.
• Reps. Moskowitz, Luna, and Burchett have repeatedly stated their intent to hold field hearings to overcome stonewalling from the Pentagon and military establishment"I think we [Congress] should try to get into one of these places [housing UAP evidence]...and if they won't let us in I think we should have a field hearing right outside the building...and the military will have to explain why that is." – Rep. Moskowitz (D)It is currently unknown when exactly we might expect that to occur, however as of Jan 12 – Rep. Luna confirmed:"I feel confident that we have enough evidence to move forward with our first field hearing. u/mattgaetz u/JaredEMoskowitz u/timburchett . We will be announcing details soon."
• Several journalists have indicated that first-hand witnesses of the alleged UAP legacy programs are in the process of providing testimony/evidence to the relevant authorities (e.g. the IC IG) and/or are on the verge of making public statements in the near future (Example 1, example 2, example 3, example 4)
• David Grusch has received additional clearances through DOPSR to discuss some of his (alleged) first-hand knowledge of Legacy programs. He has mentioned he may be covering more of this information in an upcoming Op-Ed
• Some commentators have speculated that the architects of the UAPDA (e.g. Sens. SchumeRounds et al) are working diligently behind the scenes to continue furthering serious legislative UAP transparency efforts

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Skimmed through this post but need a quick refresher on how we got to this point? Check out this handy Disclosure Timeline to get up to speed.

The Haunted Mansion, December 25th, 2018
Me and my friends caught Ichigo holding the next dimensional stone wedge meant to teleport in between worlds. I need that stone to get to the next world in order to help save my kidnapped friend from Death Battle. Ichigo was standing with his back turned to us as he listed to five bust statues singing at him. They sung "Grim Grinning Ghosts" as we snuck up behind him with our weapons drawn just in case if he turns around and immediately attacks.
Holding my new scissor blade "Joyeuse", I was about to pick Ichigo's pocket before the bust statues stopped singing and Ichigo turned around and grabbed my wrist.
Ichigo: Ryuko!? What are you doing here!? I thought Wiz and Boomstick disposed of you!
Ryuko: Not good enough! I am going to take your dimensional stone because I need it to track down the scumbag from Death Battle who forcibly raped me and kidnapped my friend.... Let go of me!
Ichigo still held on before Uzu came up beside him and hit Ichigo's wrist hard with his blunt kendo sword! Ichigo yelped in pain letting go of me before he pulled out his big spirit sword or "zanpakuto" and swung an energy wave into Uzu, causing him to fly into the sky away from here
Ichigo: Getsuga Tenshou!
Me and Isaac were left. I drew Joyeuse as Isaac drew his plasma saw.
Ichigo: Take the stone then! I will defeat you a second time Ryuko, and your little friend with the glowing chainsaw!
Ryuko: I'm getting stronger in new things you stupid prick! Just wait until you get sodomized and you seek revenge!
The five bust statues began singing "Grim Grinning Ghosts" again as we engaged in the duel.
Me and Ichigo clashed blades and we stood pressing them together before Isaac ran up to Ichigo and swung his plasma saw at him, Ichigo swung his blade and blocked him before I swung and Ichigo blocked my blow.
Ichigo dashed in between me and Isaac and skillfully was taking on both of each on each side with just his big sword!
Isaac: Ryuko! He's really skilled!
Ryuko: I know! But watch this!
I jumped back and rose Joyeuse to cast one of my spells!
Ryuko: Scatter!
A bunch of little spiders dropped from my skirt and started crawling over to Ichigo's feet to bite him! As the spiders bit Ichigo he got distracted with his fight with Isaac and Isaac kicked Ichigo in the stomach and he went flying!
Ichigo slammed into a big concrete vase and it shattered, little ghosts rose from the wrecked artifact as Isaac jumped at him with his plasma saw ready to attack again! Ichigo quickly pulled his big sword up to block him once more, at a standstill now they tried to push against each other's blade.
Isaac: Why... is mon plasma saw not cutting through your sword!?
Ichigo: One, it's not physical it's an immortal zanpakuto, a spirit sword of "Zangetsu", and second are you French?
Isaac: Oui!
Isaac pushed back against Ichigo suddenly as they began to swing and clash blades again! Sparks from Isaac's plasma saw showered both Ichigo and Isaac yet they cared nothing of it. It was my opportunity to strike! I decided to activate one of my dimensional links.
I remembered how to cast them so I closed my eyes, quickly cleared my mind and imagined the friends I met in the other worlds in the form of images of their faces on orbs. I saw two new orbs containing an image of Jack Skellington and Sally, I decided to see what they could do. I used Jack Skellington's dimensional link and shouted the spell!
Ryuko: Dimensional link activate.
Upon shouting the spell, I began to feel my flesh disappear painlessly, I still had my hair and clothes, but I was now a skeleton, yet I retained my abilities, vision and strength.
I rose my scissor blade up and darkness emanated from it, causing the nearby skeletons buried near this grave-filled courtyard to rise, many of them holding medieval weapons! I then pointed at Ichigo and the Skeletons charged over to all attack him at once. The skeletons charged, grabbed Isaac and threw him aside, startling Ichigo and making him slam his blade into the ground accidentally before they all jumped on him and started beating him with their crusty, degraded weapons.
Ichigo screamed as he was pinned and was being beaten, Isaac got up and looked at me and I could see the horror in his face when he saw me as a skeleton.
Ryuko: I'm using Jack's dimensional link, it will only last five minutes.
Isaac: Oui?
Isaac shuddered for a moment before I heard Ichigo stop shouting but the skeletons kept beating him.
Ichigo: Bankai!
A spiritual energy burst sent the skeletons flying and Ichigo rose again now with his zanpakuto turned into a black katana-like sword. His power and speed was increased significantly. Ichigo quickly began to jump around and cut the skeletons down into little pieces before he slashed Isaac across the chest and blood gushed! He screamed in pain and fell but was caught before he fully fell down by another ghost.
The ghost revealed itself and it was that skeleton like ghost with the bowling hat.
Ezra: Heheheheheha! Hopefully you don't bleed out or else you will join us in our abode of souls.
Isaac: Chas V'shalom!
Ichigo flew directly at me and we clashed blades and were now at a standstill. We struggled against each other's blade as Ichigo ran his mouth.
Ichigo: What have you trained in!?!?! You're a skeleton, summoning spiders! How?
Ryuko: Magic baby!
Ichigo: Well I am not going to fall to the likes of you, skeleton girl!
Suddenly the plump ghost with the top hat materialized behind Ichigo and pulled his legs out from under his feet, he fell and scream.
Phineas: Don't worry Ryuko, I won't hurt you. Try your spirit gauntlet!
Phineas disappeared before Ichigo got up and shouted at the ghost, wanting to chase after it.
Ichigo: Stay out of this you assholes!
He actually tried to pursue it but this gave me the chance to grab Ichigo and throw him towards Isaac, where Isaac quickly whipped out his plasma saw and sliced Ichigo across the back and then batted him into a nearby mausoleum. Phineas the plump ghost materialized with a key and locked Ichigo in there as the door was quickly shut somehow after Ichigo was tossed in there.
That wasn't the end of the fight however, it only got more difficult!
A few minutes later my skeleton form regained it's skin and flesh and I looked like my original self again but once I turned back, the foundation of the mausoleum cracked and rumbled before the entire mausoleum was lifted off its foundation by Vasto Lorde Ichigo!
The taller, horned, pale masked monster of an Ichigo was very powerful and it picked up the entire mausoleum to throw at me and Isaac!
We both quickly rose our blades and sliced the mausoleum into tiny pieces within a split second, the pieces fell everywhere like tiny pebbles, we stood before the monstrous Ichigo ready to attack again, where we instead saw a red orb glow from his horns before it fired at us, we dodged out of it's way but it only exploded on impact and engulfed the entire courtyard, damaging the mansion and throwing up high into the sky!
We quickly looked down to see us rising above the massive explosion and when it was gone, the wrecked mansion and nearby houses above looked like little ant-sized structures but I could barely see the Vasto Lorde Ichigo swinging at the other nearby ghosts down there as they were angry at him for destroying their home!
Ryuko: Isaac! I got an idea for this bitch!
Isaac: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Ryuko and Isaac: Summoned swords!
As we began to fall, we used our summoned swords magic jolting each shoulder back and forward left and right, summoning light blue swords which shot down quickly into Ichigo who was too distracted fighting ghosts, as he was being hit he looked up while still swatting at the ghosts and began firing those exploding red orbs from his horns!
They flew up at near light speed at us but we quickly dodged the pure energy balls as we continued to shoot our blue magic energy swords down into monster Ichigo, we got closer and closer to the ground and more of those explosive orbs flew at us, making us dodge faster and faster until Isaac decided to detonate them!
Isaac: Now!
We both clapped twice at the same time and it caused the summoned swords to explode, that mixed with Ichigo summoning another red explosive orb from his Vasto Lorde horns mixed to make a much bigger explosion, so big in fact that the explosion was the same size as a nuclear bomb! The mansion and so many houses were destroyed and it left a massive crater! The explosion threw both of us back into the sky, we screamed going all the way back up! Once we got as high as the literal stratosphere, we were somehow able to talk again!
Isaac: Ryuko? I think we got him!
Ryuko: Are those swords that damn powerful?
Isaac: Je ne sais pas, Ichigo's exploding orbs are that powerful though. Maybe mixing the explosions to make a bigger one!
Ryuko: Those ghosts are gonna kill us, we destroyed their home!
We then saw all the newly displaced ghosts rise into the heavens for their final resting place.
Isaac: Or maybe not. They will become one after le purification.
Ryuko: I think Ichigo will join them!
Isaac: What about the dimensional stone?
Ryuko: What? Sh-t! It's gone?
Suddenly Ichigo flew right up with us, he was no longer a vasto lorde monster but he looked beat up. He had a torn up uniform, black covering the left part of his face, a horn on the left side of his head, and a much larger sword!
Ichigo: Not quite done yet! Give it up Ryuko, you don't even have Senketsu, you are gonna lose quicker! Throw your magic at me! I'll survive it, I am using my true bankai!
Ryuko: Eat this you hollow-merged freak! Fira!
I shot fireballs from my scissor blade but Ichigo blocked them like they were nothing. Isaac moved over to Ichigo to swing his plasma saw at him but Ichigo was much stronger, swinging sideways and knocking the plasma saw from Isaac's hands. Isaac then punched Ichigo in the nose and blood squirted out his nostrils, the blood turned black and faded away!
Ichigo punched Isaac and knocked him into me! I grabbed onto him and shouted another spell!
Ryuko: Sleeperaga!
I shot the spell from my scissor blade but Ichigo caught the spell with his true bankai and threw it back at us, it his Isaac and he quickly slipped into a deep sleep.
Ichigo: You think you can just cast your little spells, go anywhere, take anything, not anymore!
Ryuko: You're just an egotistical little prick aren't you! When I beat you, you will be humbled!
Ichigo: You live in a fantasy girl! Get your ass over here!
I tossed the sleeping Isaac aside as Ichigo flew at me and he swung with immense power but I blocked his attack and we stood at a standstill, both of our bodies sprawled out in midair backs up while our arms were out on our swords holding back each other, Ichigo started to overpower me but I had one more trick up my sleeve.
Ryuko: Weakaga, bitch!
Saying that spell caused Ichigo's sword to being bending and deforming like malleable metal, I soon cut through his sword and he was dumbfounded!
Ichigo: This is not possible!
Ryuko: It is now! This is what payback looks like!
I began to batter the disarm Ichigo with my candy-cane like scissor blade, blocking his punches and getting closer and closer to Joyeuses special release form.
Ryuko: You think I'm f-cking weak? I will show you who's weak now, and I'm staring right him! I will beat your ass and take your dimensional stone and get the hell out of here! Have fun in a block of ice you samurai-ghostbuster lookin' prick! Joyeuse! Activate!
The bow on Joyeuse cocked back and when I grabbed it I began to spin with it pointed out, it didn't go into decapitation mode like my original scissor blade but it instead summoned a massive snowstorm in the air, all the ice was freezing Ichigo as it was targeted for him!
Ichigo: Screw you, bastard!
Ichigo was quickly encased in a huge hunk of ice, and the ground below us was covered in thick snow so we all landed safely on it. Isaac upon finally hitting the snow finally woke up, he woke up and got up to walk over to me.
Isaac: I take it... we?
Ryuko: Won. I beat him.
Isaac: Victoire! Zis feels amazing mon ami!
Ryuko: Sure does hon. Uh, Isaac move. Get out of the way!
Isaac looked up to see his plasma saw falling down towards him, he screamed and dashed out of the way, allowing the saw to fall safely into the thick snow.
Isaac: Oh merci! I would have been in deep trouble if I lost zis. I used it to fight the covers in my hometown. Those covers of Revocs.
Ryuko: Really! You're a tough one and I like that. Let's go get our stone and find Uzu and Gamagoori so we can get out of here.
Isaac: Certainly, honhonhon!
Isaac's French laugh literally caused me to hear French accordion music and smell cheese and croissants but it was for a moment only. Isaac walked over to the frozen Ichigo and punched the ice in an area close to his pocket, punching a deep hole in the thick ice before reaching into Ichigo's pocket and taking the dimensional stone for us to leave this world before replacing it with a regeneration elixir Santa gave him earlier.
Isaac: Happy Hannuakh monsieur Ichigo. Have a health potion once you thaw.
Ryuko: We gotta find Uzu and Gamagoori so we can leave.
Ichigo: You sure they survived?
Uzu: Yes we did.
Uzu Sanageyama and Ira Gamagoori walked over to us and they congratulated us for winning against Ichigo.
Uzu: You won! Amazing job guys!
Gamagoori: Without Senketsu too, or that mint colored glove. Senketsu?
Ryuko: The ghosts gave it to me. It can turn me into a ghost.
Gamagoori: Really! Intangible?
Ryuko: Yep.
Gamagoori: Well now, anyway, we were wrong about you. You surely improved, and I think we have what it takes to save Mankanshoku. However we need to get home now.
Ryuko: Fine.
Uzu: When we get back to nudist beach. I'm going to tell Satsuki of your achievement. I will take a picture and send it to her, maybe she will change her mind and help us out.
Ryuko: Hopefully.
Isaac placed the stone down and a portal formed above it. We all jumped in and Isaac was the last one to go, grabbing the stone and taking it through the portal before it closed.

Everything in my inventory is up for trade. The most valuable items are listed here, the rest you can find in My Inventory

Feel free to Add Me or even better send a Trade Offer. Open for any suggestions: upgrades, downgrades / knives, gloves, skins / stickers, patterns, floats.

All Buyouts are listed in cash value.

KNIVES

★ Butterfly Knife Lore (Factory New), B/O: $7194.77

★ Butterfly Knife Autotronic (Minimal Wear), B/O: $2025.74

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★ M9 Bayonet Ultraviolet (Field-Tested), B/O: $557.87

★ M9 Bayonet Stained (Well-Worn), B/O: $529.41

★ M9 Bayonet Boreal Forest (Field-Tested), B/O: $465.39

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★ Talon Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $1295.27

★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth (Minimal Wear), B/O: $746.28

★ Karambit Bright Water (Field-Tested), B/O: $688.15

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★ Flip Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $547.93

★ Flip Knife Autotronic (Minimal Wear), B/O: $476.69

★ Flip Knife Case Hardened (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $278.18

★ Flip Knife Black Laminate (Well-Worn), B/O: $258.83

★ Flip Knife Urban Masked (Field-Tested), B/O: $181.64

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★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $686.04

★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $665.41

★ Stiletto Knife, B/O: $601.39

★ Stiletto Knife Crimson Web (Field-Tested), B/O: $418.25

★ Stiletto Knife Night Stripe (Field-Tested), B/O: $227.80

★ Stiletto Knife Boreal Forest (Field-Tested), B/O: $194.96

★ Stiletto Knife Safari Mesh (Field-Tested), B/O: $192.79

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★ Nomad Knife Crimson Web (Field-Tested), B/O: $518.11

★ Nomad Knife Scorched (Field-Tested), B/O: $169.78

★ Nomad Knife Forest DDPAT (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $166.88

★ StatTrak™ Nomad Knife Blue Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $335.79

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★ Skeleton Knife Stained (Well-Worn), B/O: $442.05

★ Skeleton Knife Urban Masked (Minimal Wear), B/O: $426.24

★ Skeleton Knife Boreal Forest (Field-Tested), B/O: $314.03

★ StatTrak™ Skeleton Knife Fade (Minimal Wear), B/O: $2361.28

★ StatTrak™ Skeleton Knife Urban Masked (Field-Tested), B/O: $376.53

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★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $557.12

★ Ursus Knife, B/O: $471.42

★ Ursus Knife Blue Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $212.37

★ Ursus Knife Case Hardened (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $187.66

★ Ursus Knife Damascus Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $178.18

★ Ursus Knife Ultraviolet (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $155.13

★ Ursus Knife Boreal Forest (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $124.26

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★ Huntsman Knife Black Laminate (Minimal Wear), B/O: $204.83

★ Huntsman Knife Black Laminate (Field-Tested), B/O: $184.50

★ StatTrak™ Huntsman Knife Lore (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $224.11

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★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $2142.02

★ Bowie Knife, B/O: $230.44

★ Bowie Knife Damascus Steel (Factory New), B/O: $209.20

★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet (Minimal Wear), B/O: $180.51

★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet (Field-Tested), B/O: $131.03

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★ Falchion Knife Night (Field-Tested), B/O: $132.54

★ Falchion Knife Urban Masked (Well-Worn), B/O: $112.81

★ Falchion Knife Scorched (Field-Tested), B/O: $108.81

★ Falchion Knife Forest DDPAT (Field-Tested), B/O: $107.82

★ Falchion Knife Safari Mesh (Field-Tested), B/O: $107.46

★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Ultraviolet (Field-Tested), B/O: $143.08

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★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web (Minimal Wear), B/O: $486.48

★ Paracord Knife Blue Steel (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $163.12

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★ Survival Knife Blue Steel (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $138.26

★ Survival Knife Night Stripe (Field-Tested), B/O: $131.03

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★ Gut Knife Sapphire (Minimal Wear), B/O: $1127.79

★ Gut Knife Gamma Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $286.17

★ Gut Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $246.55

★ Gut Knife Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $240.77

★ Gut Knife, B/O: $210.49

★ Gut Knife Lore (Field-Tested), B/O: $194.22

★ Gut Knife Case Hardened (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $151.51

★ Gut Knife Blue Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $124.94

★ Gut Knife Rust Coat (Well-Worn), B/O: $118.99

★ Gut Knife Boreal Forest (Minimal Wear), B/O: $109.80

★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $237.96

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★ Shadow Daggers Gamma Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $264.92

★ Shadow Daggers Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $253.03

★ Shadow Daggers Tiger Tooth (Factory New), B/O: $237.22

★ Shadow Daggers Crimson Web (Field-Tested), B/O: $153.40

★ Shadow Daggers Autotronic (Minimal Wear), B/O: $144.42

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $105.20

★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $150.46

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★ Navaja Knife Fade (Factory New), B/O: $365.99

★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $228.93

★ Navaja Knife Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $227.43

★ Navaja Knife Slaughter (Factory New), B/O: $209.06

★ Navaja Knife, B/O: $203.16

★ Navaja Knife Case Hardened (Well-Worn), B/O: $132.57

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Factory New), B/O: $121.69

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $109.95

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $100.41

★ StatTrak™ Navaja Knife Fade (Factory New), B/O: $369.01

★ StatTrak™ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $109.95

GLOVES

★ Sport Gloves Amphibious (Minimal Wear), B/O: $2394.67

★ Sport Gloves Omega (Well-Worn), B/O: $572.33

★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph (Minimal Wear), B/O: $338.88

★ Sport Gloves Big Game (Field-Tested), B/O: $323.66

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★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade (Minimal Wear), B/O: $1652.07

★ Specialist Gloves Tiger Strike (Field-Tested), B/O: $599.14

★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (Well-Worn), B/O: $231.57

★ Specialist Gloves Buckshot (Minimal Wear), B/O: $126.21

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★ Moto Gloves POW! (Minimal Wear), B/O: $996.99

★ Moto Gloves POW! (Field-Tested), B/O: $383.31

★ Moto Gloves POW! (Well-Worn), B/O: $276.00

★ Moto Gloves Turtle (Field-Tested), B/O: $180.28

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★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! (Minimal Wear), B/O: $502.29

★ Hand Wraps Giraffe (Minimal Wear), B/O: $180.73

★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $178.32

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★ Driver Gloves Queen Jaguar (Minimal Wear), B/O: $181.01

★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red (Field-Tested), B/O: $101.66

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★ Broken Fang Gloves Jade (Field-Tested), B/O: $127.88

★ Broken Fang Gloves Needle Point (Minimal Wear), B/O: $124.55

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★ Bloodhound Gloves Guerrilla (Minimal Wear), B/O: $127.94

★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (Field-Tested), B/O: $102.55

WEAPONS

AK-47 X-Ray (Well-Worn), B/O: $478.95

AUG Hot Rod (Factory New), B/O: $425.83

StatTrak™ M4A1-S Hyper Beast (Factory New), B/O: $413.95

M4A4 Daybreak (Factory New), B/O: $309.51

StatTrak™ AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge (Factory New), B/O: $305.43

AK-47 Case Hardened (Well-Worn), B/O: $196.38

StatTrak™ M4A4 Temukau (Minimal Wear), B/O: $174.64

P90 Run and Hide (Field-Tested), B/O: $167.03

AWP Asiimov (Field-Tested), B/O: $153.33

Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike (Minimal Wear), B/O: $140.00

M4A1-S Printstream (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $124.70

StatTrak™ M4A1-S Golden Coil (Field-Tested), B/O: $117.48

AWP Asiimov (Well-Worn), B/O: $115.97

StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Printstream (Minimal Wear), B/O: $112.96

StatTrak™ AK-47 Asiimov (Minimal Wear), B/O: $110.85

Souvenir M4A1-S Master Piece (Well-Worn), B/O: $102.42

AK-47 Bloodsport (Minimal Wear), B/O: $100.53

Trade Offer Link - Steam Profile Link - My Inventory

Knives - Bowie Knife, Butterfly Knife, Falchion Knife, Flip Knife, Gut Knife, Huntsman Knife, M9 Bayonet, Bayonet, Karambit, Shadow Daggers, Stiletto Knife, Ursus Knife, Navaja Knife, Talon Knife, Classic Knife, Paracord Knife, Survival Knife, Nomad Knife, Skeleton Knife, Patterns - Gamma Doppler, Doppler (Phase 1, Phase 2, Phase 3, Phase 4, Black Pearl, Sapphire, Ruby, Emerald), Crimson Web, Lore, Fade, Ultraviolet, Night, Marble Fade (Fire & Ice, Fake FI), Case Hardened (Blue Gem), Autotronic, Slaughter, Black Laminate, Tiger Tooth, Boreal Forest, Scorched, Blue Steel, Vanilla, Damascus Steel, Forest DDPAT, Urban Masked, Freehand, Stained, Bright Water, Safari Mesh, Rust Coat, Gloves - Bloodhound Gloves (Charred, Snakebite, Guerrilla, Bronzed), Driver Gloves (Snow Leopard, King Snake, Crimson Weave, Imperial Plaid, Black Tie, Lunar Weave, Diamondback, Rezan the Red, Overtake, Queen Jaguar, Convoy, Racing Green), Hand Wraps (Cobalt Skulls, CAUTION!, Overprint, Slaughter, Leather, Giraffe, Badlands, Spruce DDPAT, Arboreal, Constrictor, Desert Shamagh, Duct Tape), Moto Gloves (Spearmint, POW!, Cool Mint, Smoke Out, Finish Line, Polygon, Blood Pressure, Turtle, Boom!, Eclipse, 3rd Commando Company, Transport), Specialist Gloves (Crimson Kimono, Tiger Strike, Emerald Web, Field Agent, Marble Fade, Fade, Foundation, Lt. Commander, Crimson Web, Mogul, Forest DDPAT, Buckshot), Sport Gloves (Pandora's Box, Superconductor, Hedge Maze, Vice, Amphibious, Slingshot, Omega, Arid, Big Game, Nocts, Scarlet Shamagh, Bronze Morph), Hydra Gloves (Case Hardened, Emerald, Rattler, Mangrove), Broken Fang Gloves (Jade, Yellow-banded, Unhinged, Needle Point), Pistols - P2000 (Wicked Sick, Ocean Foam, Fire Element, Amber Fade, Corticera, Chainmail, Imperial Dragon, Obsidian, Scorpion, Handgun, Acid Etched), USP-S (Printstream, Kill Confirmed, Whiteout, Road Rash, Owergrowth, The Traitor, Neo-Noir, Dark Water, Orion, Blueprint, Stainless, Caiman, Serum, Monster Mashup, Royal Blue, Ancient Visions, Cortex, Orange Anolis, Ticket To Hell, Black Lotus, Cyrex, Check Engine, Guardian, Purple DDPAT, Torque, Blood Tiger, Flashback, Business Class, Pathfinder, Para Green), Lead Conduit, Glock-18 (Ramese's Reach, Umbral Rabbit, Fade, Candy Apple, Bullet Queen, Synth Leaf, Neo-Noir, Nuclear Garden, Dragon Tatto, Reactor, Pink DDPAT, Twilight Galaxy, Sand Dune, Groundwater, Blue Fissure, Snack Attack, Water Elemental, Brass, Wasteland Rebel, Vogue, Franklin, Royal Legion, Gamma Doppler, Weasel, Steel Disruption, Ironwork, Grinder, High Beam, Moonrise, Oxide Blaze, Bunsen Burner, Clear Polymer, Bunsen Burner, Night), P250 (Apep's Curse, Re.built, Nuclear Threat, Modern Hunter, Splash, Whiteout, Vino Primo, Mehndi, Asiimov, Visions, Undertow, Cartel, See Ya Later, Gunsmoke, Splash, Digital Architect, Muertos, Red Rock, Bengal Tiger, Crimson Kimono, Wingshot, Metallic DDPAT, Hive, Dark Filigree, Mint Kimono), Five-Seven (Neon Kimono, Berries And Cherries, Fall Hazard, Crimson Blossom, Hyper Beast, Nitro, Fairy Tale, Case Hardened, Copper Galaxy, Angry Mob, Monkey Business, Fowl Play, Anodized Gunmetal, Hot Shot, Retrobution, Boost Protocol), CZ75-Auto (Chalice, Crimson Web, Emerald Quartz, The Fuschia is Now, Nitro, Xiangliu, Yellow Jacket, Victoria, Poison Dart, Syndicate, Eco, Hexane, Pole, Tigris), Tec-9 (Mummy's Rot, Rebel, Terrace, Nuclear Threat, Hades, Rust Leaf, Decimator, Blast From, Orange Murano, Toxic, Fuel Injector, Remote Control, Bamboo Forest, Isaac, Avalanche, Brother, Re-Entry, Blue Titanium, Bamboozle), R8 Revolver (Banana Cannon, Fade, Blaze, Crimson Web, Liama Cannon, Crazy 8, Reboot, Canal Spray, Night, Amber Fade), Desert Eagle (Blaze, Hand Cannon, Fennec Fox, Sunset Storm, Emerald Jörmungandr, Pilot, Hypnotic, Golden Koi, Printstream, Cobalt Disruption, Code Red, Ocean Drive, Midnight Storm, Kumicho Dragon, Crimson Web, Heirloom, Night Heist, Mecha Industries, Night, Conspiracy, Trigger Discipline, Naga, Directive, Light Rail), Dual Berettas (Flora Carnivora, Duelist, Cobra Strike, Black Limba, Emerald, Hemoglobin, Twin Turbo, Marina, Melondrama, Pyre, Retribution, Briar, Dezastre, Royal Consorts, Urban Shock, Dualing Dragons, Panther, Balance), Rifles - Galil (Aqua Terrace, Winter Forest, Chatterbox, Sugar Rush, Pheonix Blacklight, CAUTION!, Orange DDPAT, Cerberus, Dusk Ruins, Eco, Chromatic Aberration, Stone Cold, Tuxedo, Sandstorm, Shattered, Urban Rubble, Rocket Pop, Kami, Crimson Tsunami, Connexion), SCAR-20 (Fragments, Brass, Cyrex, Palm, Splash Jam, Cardiac, Emerald, Crimson Web, Magna Carta, Stone Mosaico, Bloodsport, Enforcer), AWP (Black Nile, Duality, Gungnir, Dragon Lore, Prince, Medusa, Desert Hydra, Fade, Lightning Strike, Oni Taiji, Silk Tiger, Graphite, Chromatic Aberration, Asiimov, Snake Camo, Boom, Containment Breach, Wildfire, Redline, Electric Hive, Hyper Beast, Neo-Noir, Man-o'-war, Pink DDPAT, Corticera, Sun in Leo, Elite Build, Fever Dream, Atheris, Mortis, PAW, Exoskeleton, Worm God, POP AWP, Phobos, Acheron, Pit Viper, Capillary, Safari Mesh), AK-47 (Steel Delta, Head Shot, Wild Lotus, Gold Arabesque, X-Ray, Fire Serpent, Hydroponic, Panthera Onca, Case Hardened, Vulcan, Jet Set, Fuel Injector, Bloodsport, Nightwish, First Class, Neon Rider, Asiimov, Red Laminate, Aquamarine Revenge, The Empress, Wasteland Rebel, Jaguar, Black Laminate, Leet Museo, Neon Revolution, Redline, Frontside Misty, Predator, Legion of Anubis, Point Disarray, Orbit Mk01, Blue Laminate, Green Laminate, Emerald Pinstripe, Cartel, Phantom Disruptor, Jungle Spray, Safety Net, Rat Rod, Baroque Purple, Slate, Elite Build, Uncharted, Safari Mesh), FAMAS (Waters of Nephthys, Sundown, Prime Conspiracy, Afterimage, Commemoration, Dark Water, Spitfire, Pulse, Eye of Athena, Meltdown, Rapid Eye Move, Roll Cage, Styx, Mecha Industrie, Djinn, ZX Spectron, Valence, Neural Net, Night Borre, Hexne), M4A4 (Eye of Horus, Temukau, Howl, Poseidon, Asiimov, Daybreak, Hellfire, Zirka, Red DDPAT, Radiation Hazard, Modern Hunter, The Emperor, The Coalition, Bullet Rain, Cyber Security, X-Ray, Dark Blossom, Buzz Kill, In Living Color, Neo-Noir, Desolate Space, 龍王 (Dragon King), Royal Paladin, The Battlestar, Global Offensive, Tooth Fairy, Desert-Strike, Griffin, Evil Daimyo, Spider Lily, Converter), M4A1-S (Emphorosaur-S, Welcome to the Jungle, Imminent Danger, Knight, Hot Rod, Icarus Fell, Blue Phosphor, Printstream, Master Piece, Dark Water, Golden Coil, Bright Water, Player Two, Atomic Alloy, Guardian, Chantico's Fire, Hyper Beast, Mecha Industries, Cyrex, Control Panel, Moss Quartz, Nightmare, Decimator, Leaded Glass, Basilisk, Blood Tiger, Briefing, Night Terror, Nitro, VariCamo, Flashback), SG 553 (Cyberforce, Hazard Pay, Bulldozer, Integrale, Dragon Tech, Ultraviolet, Colony IV, Hypnotic, Cyrex, Candy Apple, Barricade, Pulse), SSG 08 (Death Strike, Sea Calico, Blood in the Water, Orange Filigree, Dragonfire, Big Iron, Bloodshot, Detour, Turbo Peek, Red Stone), AUG (Akihabara Accept, Flame Jörmungandr, Hot Rod, Midnight Lily, Sand Storm, Carved Jade, Wings, Anodized Navy, Death by Puppy, Torque, Bengal Tiger, Chameleon, Fleet Flock, Random Access, Momentum, Syd Mead, Stymphalian, Arctic Wolf, Aristocrat, Navy Murano), G3SG1 (Chronos, Violet Murano, Flux, Demeter, Orange Kimono, The Executioner, Green Apple, Arctic Polar Camo, Contractor), SMGs - P90 (ScaraB Rush, Neoqueen, Astral Jörmungandr, Run and Hide, Emerald Dragon, Cold Blooded, Death by Kitty, Baroque Red, Vent Rush, Blind Spot, Asiimov, Trigon, Sunset Lily, Death Grip, Leather, Nostalgia, Fallout Warning, Tiger Pit, Schermatic, Virus, Shapewood, Glacier Mesh, Shallow Grave, Chopper, Desert Warfare), MAC-10 (Sakkaku, Hot Snakes, Copper Borre, Red Filigree, Gold Brick, Graven, Case Hardened, Stalker, Amber Fade, Neon Rider, Tatter, Curse, Propaganda, Nuclear Garden, Disco Tech, Toybox, Heat, Indigo), UMP-45 (Wild Child, Fade, Blaze, Day Lily, Minotaur's Labyrinth, Crime Scene, Caramel, Bone Pile, Momentum, Primal Saber), MP7 (Teal Blossom, Fade, Nemesis, Whiteout, Asterion, Bloosport, Abyssal Apparition, Full Stop, Special Delivery, Neon Ply, Asterion, Ocean Foam, Powercore, Scorched, Impire), PP-Bizon (Modern Hunter, Rust Coat, Forest Leaves, Antique, High Roller, Blue Streak, Seabird, Judgement of Anubis, Bamboo Print, Embargo, Chemical Green, Coblat Halftone, Fuel Rod, Photic Zone, Irradiated Alert, Carbon Fiber), MP9 (Featherweight, Wild Lily, Pandora's Box, Stained Glass, Bulldozer, Dark Age, Hot Rod, Hypnotic, Hydra, Rose Iron, Music Box, Setting Sun, Food Chain, Airlock, Mount Fuji, Starlight Protector, Ruby Poison Dart, Deadly Poison), MP5-SD (Liquidation, Oxide Oasis, Phosphor, Nitro, Agent, Autumn Twilly), Shotguns, Machineguns - Sawed-Off (Kiss♥Love, First Class, Orange DDPAT, Rust Coat, The Kraken, Devourer, Mosaico, Wasteland Princess, Bamboo Shadow, Copper, Serenity, Limelight, Apocalypto), XM1014 (Frost Borre, Ancient Lore, Red Leather, Elegant Vines, Banana Leaf, Jungle, Urban Perforated, Grassland, Blaze Orange, Heaven Guard, VariCamo Blue, Entombed, XOXO, Seasons, Tranquility, Bone Machine, Incinegator, Teclu Burner, Black Tie, Zombie Offensive, Watchdog), Nova (Sobek's Bite, Baroque Orange, Hyper Beast, Green Apple, Antique, Modern Hunter, Walnut, Forest Leaves, Graphite, Blaze Orange, Rising Skull, Tempest, Bloomstick, Interlock, Quick Sand, Moon in Libra, Clean Polymer, Red Quartz, Toy Soldier), MAG-7 (Copper Coated, Insomnia, Cinqueda, Counter Terrace, Prism Terrace, Memento, Chainmail, Hazard, Justice, Bulldozer, Silver, Core Breach, Firestarter, Praetorian, Heat, Hard Water, Monster Call, BI83 Spectrum, SWAG-7), M249 (Humidor, Shipping Forecast, Blizzard Marbleized, Downtown, Jungle DDPAT, Nebula Crusader, Impact Drill, Emerald Poison Dart), Negev (Mjölnir, Anodized Navy, Palm, Power Loader, Bratatat, CaliCamo, Phoenix Stencil, Infrastructure, Boroque Sand), Wear - Factory New (FN), Minimal Wear (MW), Field-Tested (FT), Well-Worn (WW), Battle-Scarred (BS), Stickers Holo/Foil/Gold - Katowice 2014, Krakow 2017, Howling Dawn, Katowice 2015, Crown, London 2018, Cologne 2014, Boston 2018, Atlanta 2017, Cluj-Napoca 2015, DreamHack 2014, King on the Field, Harp of War, Winged Difuser, Cologne 2016, Cologne 2015, MLG Columbus 2016, Katowice 2019, Berlin 2019, RMR 2020, Stockholm 2021, Antwerp 2022, Paris 2023, Swag Foil, Flammable foil, Others - Souvenirs, Agents, Pins, Passes, Gifts, Music Kits, Cases, Keys, Capsules, Packages, Patches

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KEY DATES ⏱️

cybette shared

• 2024-04-30: DaWGs meeting, 15:00 UTC
• 2024-05-01: Community WG meeting, 18:00 UTC
• 2024-05-02: Bullhorn #137 content deadline, 18:00 UTC
• 2024-05-20: ETA for Ansible-Core 2.16.7
• 2024-05-21: ETA for Ansible 9.6.0 release

GENERAL NEWS UPDATES 🔈️

mariolenz contributed

As mentioned in The Bullhorn #134 we discussed the possibility to add teams / a team representative to the Ansible Community Steering Committee and started a vote. The proposal has been accepted, allowing a team to become part of the SC. The team will be represented by a (possibly rotating) member of said team.

andersson007_ shared

The Getting started with Execution Environments guide has been updated with a small but important section explaining how to forward your SSH key to an execution environment. Any improvements/feedback is much appreciated (click the GitHub link on the horizontal bar and open an issue).

MAJOR NEW RELEASES 🏆️

Ansible ↗

The Ansible package includes ansible-core and is a batteries-included package that provides a curated set of Ansible collections. See the Ansible roadmaps for future release plans.
Felix Fontein contributed

Ansible 9.5.1 package is here! ❤️
💽You can install it by running the following command:
python3 -m pip install ansible==9.5.1 --user
➡️ Check Release Notes 📦🗒️ and Ansible 9 Porting Guide for more details!

Ansible-Core ↗

The ansible-core package contains the base engine and a small subset of modules and plugins. To see what's planned for the next release, look at the ansible-core roadmaps.
ansible-announce said

New Release: ansible-core v2.14.16

ansible-announce said

New Release: ansible-core v2.15.11

Antsibull ↗

Tooling for building the Ansible package and collection documentation.
Felix Fontein contributed

antsibull-docs 2.10.0 has been released with a new feature and bugfixes. Collections can now request their changelog to be included in the docsite, assuming they provide the changelog as changelogs/changelog.yaml in the correct format.

COLLECTION UPDATES 🪄

sshnaidm said

Ansible Podman containers collection released 1.13.0 version with a big new feature - support for Quadlet. You can easily generate Quadlet files with usual Ansible Podman tasks and enjoy this new functionality, find examples in docs of each module that supports it - container, pod, volume, network, kube and image. In addition in 1.13.0 Ansible Podman collection fully supports new Podman v5.

Martin Jackson shared

We have just release servicenow.itsm 2.5.0, Release summary: Introduce generic API client, test against all current releases of ServiceNow, and introduce support for Event-Driven Ansible Notification Service (aka EDA NS) application. Full changelog.

Rohit Thakur contributed

The cisco.nxos collection has been released with version 8.0.0. This release includes bugfixes and major changes to support network restore functionality with an updated netcommon base

Rohit Thakur said

The cisco.iosxr collection has been released with version 9.0.0. This release includes major changes to support network restore functionality with an updated netcommon base

Rohit Thakur said

The ansible.netcommon collection has been released with version 6.1.1. This release includes fixes that address exception handling for platforms that do not have a restore_plugin implementation.

Felix Fontein shared

community.general 7.5.7 and community.general 8.6.0 have been released with new bugfixes, features, and a new module (the latter two for 8.6.0 only). The next releases should happen in four weeks. Please note that 6.6.9 will be the last 6.x.y release, the 6.x.y release stream will be End of Life from then on. 8.6.0 is the last minor 6.x.0 release, from now on there will be only bugfix 8.6.x releases. In four weeks, community.general 9.0.0 will be released as well for inclusion in Ansible 10.0.0b1, which is the feature freeze pre-release for Ansible 10.

Felix Fontein shared

community.routeros 2.15.0 has been released with more supported API paths. Thanks to all contributors!

Felix Fontein said

community.dns 2.9.0 has been released. It contains an updated Public Suffix List, an improved unsafe vars handling in the inventory plugins, and two new filter plugins for handling TXT records.

Felix Fontein shared

community.crypto 2.19.0 has been released with new bugfixes, improvements, and a new module community.crypto.x509_certificate_convert that supports conversion between certificates in DER and PEM format.

Rohit Thakur said

The arista.eos collection has been released with version 9.0.0. This release includes minor and major changes to support network restore functionality with an updated netcommon base

Rohit Thakur shared

The junipernetworks.junos collection has been released with version 8.0.0. This release includes minor and major changes to support network restore functionality with an updated netcommon base

Felix Fontein said

community.docker 3.9.0 has been released with new bugfixes and features, mostly for the docker_compose_v2* modules.

Rohit Thakur contributed

The cisco.ios collection has been released with version 8.0.0. This release includes major changes to support network restore functionality

HELP WANTED 🙏

andersson007_ shared

The community needs your help with reviewing Ansible community package collection inclusion requests! * Need the first review * Need the second review
All you need to do is to copy the review checklist in a request of your choice and check if the collection satisfies the items marking them as mentioned in the review process.
Please help Ansible get more batteries included:)

PROPOSALS - DISCUSS AND VOTE! 🗳️

andersson007_ contributed

Please everyone share your feelings on the options for the Ansible community package future in the forum poll!

Felix Fontein contributed

This is a reminder that there's a discussion of deprecating the community.docker.docker_compose module. If you still need the module and cannot upgrade to community.docker.docker_compose_v2, please leave a comment in that discussion!

COMMUNITY UPDATES 👂️

Zhenech shared

I wrote an article how to speed up test execution with Molecule by using parallel runs.

dmsimard said

I wrote a love letter to the Ansible community package: simplicity is a feature. It can be found here.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!

Have any questions you’d like to ask, or issues you’d like to see covered? Please ask in #social:ansible.com! See you next time!

Hello po hehe, sana may maghelp po isang basic accounting concept po na na-encounter ko po.
The question states that
Company X has completed the posting process for the month of June and has prepared a trial balance in which the debits total P11,000 and the credits total P11,100. Which of the following errors would be the most likely candidate in causing the trial balance not to balance by P100?
a. A P100 debit was posted as a P100 credit
b. A P100 debit was posted as a P100 credit and a P100 credit was posted as a P100 debit
c. A P50 debit was posted as a P50 credit
d. The purchase of supplies on account was never posted to the general ledger
To which ang answer po based sa answer key is C.
Bakit po siya C and not A? Thank you po sa sasagot and makakahelp na ma-clear up po ito hehe. 💚

Heya,
I'm looking for a new laptop, my current one has a shitty keyboard and terrible battery + it's slow.
There's this offer for a refurbished one that I've stumbled upon, it looks like a good deal to me but I wanted to have the opinion of you reddit experts :)
The laptop is a Asus Vivobook PRO 15 OLED S3500QA-L1204W, and it's priced at 732€ ( 785 $ )
Processor ModelAMD Ryzen 9 5900HX Processor Cache20 MB Processor Frequency4.6 GHz Screen CharacteristicsFull HD, OLED, 16:9, 600 nits, 100% DCI-P3 Screen Size (inches)15.6" Graphics Card ModelAMD Radeon Total Storage16 GB RAM, 1 TB SSD Maximum Graphics Card Resolution1920 x 1080 Touch ScreenNo Maximum Installable Memory16 GB Number of Memory Slots Used1 Total Number of Memory Slots1 Type of Installed RAMDDR4 CD/DVD DriveNone Memory Card ReaderYes, microSD card reader Wireless CommunicationsBluetooth 4.2, Wi-Fi 5 (802.11ac) Ports2 USB 2.0 Type A, 1 HDMI 1.4, 1 USB Type C 3.2 Gen 1, 1 USB 3.2 Type A Gen 1 ColorBlue Operating SystemMicrosoft Windows 11 Home Edition 64-bit** Other FeaturesNumeric keypad, Integrated microphone, Integrated 720p HD webcam SeriesVivoBook Keyboard StandardAzerty Backlit KeyboardYes Long-Term RentalNo Availability of Spare Parts3 YEARS Battery Type3 cells 63 Wh Removable BatteryNo Fast ChargingNo Dimensions35.98 x 23.53 x 1.89 cm Custom PCNo Repairability Index7/10 Weight1.65 Kg
Looking forward to hearing what you think about this - it's in france btw !

ANALYSIS:

• Let’s look at and analyse the main things happening in premarket first of all.
• Firstly, the Yen intervention, which Japan’s Kanda hasn’t confirmed but reports are out from DJ that thats what happened this morning.
• We saw yen weaken to 160 vs the USD. This was touted by JPM as the intervention point that BOJ were looking at, although their commentary last week was all very much vague.
• When we saw 160 hit, we saw a big drop in USDJPY, as yen squeezed higher.
• The price action was more extreme because Japan has a national holiday today, hence trading volumes were thin.
• WE saw it drop from 160 to 154.5
• It found support from the technicals at the 20 day Moving average, as we see below:
• We saw recovery above the 155 level. 155 is one of the key gamma levels, where there is a lot of put support there. The bigger key gamma level, below this is 152. There is a hell of a lot of put support at 152. If the BOJ wants the yen to meaningfully improve vs the USD, it needs to get USDJPY below 152. Thats when we can go meaningfully lower. Above there, and we expect it to find support from these gamma levels and move higher, as we saw it do from 155.
• Skew actually points higher in USDJPY now. This tells us that traders are not really expecting much more meaningful intervention right now. We can see USDJPY move higher again soon. Probably won’t be as effective as BOJ hoped.
• Now the other key news from premarket, is TESLA, who have now received the regulatory approval for FULL self driving in China, rather than the limited product they had on offer already.
• Tesla is pumping in premarket.
• If we look at the gamma levels, we see 200 as having a lot of open interest. As such, we can see it as a magnet for price action moving forward.
• FTSE pushed higher to 8200, but we see skew lowering. This tells us traders are hedging for price action to mveo lower now. The move is likely close to done for now, except if the Fed support move higher. We expect that because OTM delta isnt really showing much call delta so traders aren’t betting FTSE goes much higher.
• HKG50 breakout from downtrend since 2023 continues, hitting 18k level today. 18k is v big gamma level, hence why we saw price action reverse from here.
• In SPX, we see traders unwind some of their hedges as they bet that geopolitical pressures are mostly behind us. We see that too, as oil skew points lower which suggests traders expect oil to move down soon.
• Finally, busy week ahead.
• This week ahead, we have FOMC decision on Wednesday, as well as jobs numbers throughout the week, which will give us some insight into the labour market.
• Put on top of that all the following earnings reports, and we are set for a volatile week of trading.

DATA LEDE:

• Spain inflation rate:
• 3.3% YOY vs 3.4% expected, previous reading was 3.2%
• SO ticked up from last month, but not as much as expected.
• GERMAN inflation rate:

MARKETS:

• SPX set to open above 5100 this morning, pulled up by Tesla and Aapl. Currently trading at 5112. This is just above the highs of Friday.
• Nasdaq: up 0.3% in premarket, trading at 17,780. 17,850 is a resistance, then The next big resistance will be the 18k level.
• Dow Jones: Flat in premarket, trading at 38,300.
• HKG50 up 1% again in premarket. Now at 17,750. Touched 18k then came down from there. 18k is now the strong resistance.
• UK100 higher to 8200, pared slightly to 8180. Still up 0.4% today.
• GER40: flat around 18,140.
• Oil: Flat at 83.65. Maintaining the uptrend drawn since December 2023.
• GOld: Flat above 2300.
• VIX: Vix flat at 15.22. last week closed perfectly at the put support of 15. Was a big VIX crush last week. Opened today at 15.22.

FX:

• USDJPY closed Friday at 158.3.
• In early Monday trading, it moved up to 160. This was a key level where traders were hedging for intervention.
• It seemed as though we did get that fX intervention hence the big decline.
• This decline was right down to 154.5
• This is where the 20 day Moving average was and so it found support there.
• Also a key gamma level at 155.
• It moved below this level, before recovering above again.
• Note: its a national holiday in Japan, hence why more exaggerated trading on thin volumes.
• Despite this no official comment from BOJ that they have intervened, although that is the clear assumption.
• So Yen squeezed higher after hitting 160 vs USD
• All other currencies quite flat compared.
• GBPUSD up 0.3% to 1.253EURUSD same trend, up 0.2% after selling off on Friday. Now at 1.071. On Friday, it retested 1.07 before pushing higher.

MAG 7 NEWS:

• TSLA - Tesla will spend $10B ons elf driving in 2024. Musk says “any company not spending at this level cannot compete”.
• Musk also makes surprise China visit to set up path for FSD there.
• Musk strikes deal with China’s BIDU for driver assistance. Tesla partnering with Bid to deploy mapping and navigation tech in China.
• TEsla has now paved the way for FSD to be launched in China now
• This is a market where their sales have been weaker, So is bullish for the company.
• Note they have had self driving there but limited version of it, not full self driving. They said that Chinese authorities removed restrictions on thier cars.
• TESLA up 8% in premarket.
• AAPL - renewed talks with openAI for iPhone generative AI features. This would be for the next iPhone.
• AAPL price target at 195 from Bernstein, raised to outperform.
• AAPl up 2% as a result.
• AMZN -The NBA and Amazon Prime Video have a framework for an agreement that will make the streamer one of the homes for significant regular season and postseason games for a decade
• GOOGL - plans $3B data center investment in Indiana.
• META - down as EU probing Meta over handling of Russian disinformation. Selena Gomez also said that deleting Instagram was best decision she made.

OTHER COMPANIES:

• BIDU - Musk strikes deal with China’s BIDU for driver assistance. Tesla partnering with Bid to deploy mapping and navigation tech in China.
• Tesla are leading other EVs like Li etc higher.
• PARA up in premarket as Skydance comes back with their “best and final” offer for Paramount.
• ORCL boosts its generative AI capabilities.
• Crypto stocks are generally lower slightly as BTC headed slightly lower this weekend just been. BTC down 2.5% in last 24 hours.
• SOFI up after earnings report. Strong revenue forecast.
• LUV down as Jefferies downgrades Southwest Airlines to underperform, lowers price target to 20. current price 27.
• Deutsche Bank lower after filing monthly SEC report. Warns on litigation with Postbank’s shareholders.
• Could face hit up to 1.3B euros.
• LULU - Barclays cuts to equal weight from overweight.
• Lithium producers are generally higher as Saudi Arabia seeks lithium imports for EV ambitions.
• Renewable stocks generally slightly higher.
• Phillips share rocket 46% as the firm settles the US respiratory device case. $1.1B settlement. That was a major legislative headwind surrounding the company tha tis now overcome.
• AVTR - maintained outperform by braid, price target 26 from 27.
• OLN - Pric target cut to 73 from 78, by Keybanc, maintained at overweight.
• DAL - Delta flight makes emergency return after exit slide separates from Boeing aircraft.
• DPZ - sees strong orders as they smash sales expectations
• BA - Turkish airlines in talks with Airbus and BA to buy 235 planes
• BHP tells investors that their bid for Anglo is on strategy and says they are extremely disciplined. They are weighing up a possible improved proposal for Anglo American.
• ZTS - will sell medicated feed additive portfolio to Phibro Animal health for 350M.

EARNINGS:

• SOFI EARNINGS:
• Rev $581M vs $558M est
• EBITDA $144M vs $123M est
• Sees 2Q:
• Rev $555-565M vs $590M est
• EBITDA $115-125M vs $136M est
• Sees FY:
• Rev $2.39-2.43B vs $2.39B est
• EBITDA $590-600M vs $589M est

OTHER NEWS:

• Likely FX intervention from BOJ as USDJPY hit 160.
• Still no official comment from BOJ confirming the FX intervention. Japan’s Kanda says Japan will disclose if FX intervention came at the end of May.
• Said they will continue to take appropriate action against excessive forex moves.
• Phillips share rocket 46% in Europe as the firm settles the US respiratory device case. That was a major legislative headwind surrounding the company tha tis now overcome.
• Treasury yields slightly lower ahead of FOMC meeting.
• Eurozone April consumer inflation expectations came at 11.6, vs 12.3 in March, so less than expected.
• California fast food chains are rising prices as state raised minimum wage for fast food workers.
• Moodys on France: local currency senior unsecured rating remain unchanged at Aa2. The stable outlook remains unchanged as well.
• Fitch affirms France at AA- outlook stable.
• Israel officials worry that international criminal court is preparing to issue arrest warrants for senior government officials.
• HAMAS supposedly has no major issue with ceasefire proposal put forward by Egypt and Israel, Supposedly the majority of Israeli government supports the terms fo the deal too.
• Us says the proposal to Hamas is extraordinarily generous.
• Egypt says that only US has the ability to break the cycle of violence in Gaza
• Bitcoin ETF is set to launch in Australia now, following US and Hong Kong
• Russian foreign minister says that there will be a severe response if Russian assets are touched.
• Citigroup says that they expect 100 bps of cuts this year again, starting in July. They were previously expecting the first rate cut in June.
• Fitch maintains Switzerlands Credit rating at AAA with stable outlook.
• Turkish grocery delivery company, Getir says they are pulling out of European and US markets, to focus on main Turkish market.