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Hunting Sasquatch for Communists, Featuring Ms. Anna Conda

2024.05.13 22:28 Lord_Long_Rod Hunting Sasquatch for Communists, Featuring Ms. Anna Conda

During the course of my career as an alpha Sasquatch hunting, Dogman destroying, pussy crushing, luxury watch loving dude, I have run into this particular woman a few times. She is one part uber sensuality, and the other part deadly. Yes, I am speaking about the lovely, Anna Conda. I bring her up because I had another run-in with her last year.

Anna and I first joined forces, so to speak, when she acted as a go-between in my business deal with the Chinese to sell them bigfoot parts. See, I would hunt and kill the critters, cut them up, deliver the parts to Anna, who in turn gave me a suitcase containing unmarked American hundred-dollar bills, then she would transport the bigfoot parts to the Chinese. I was never really sure of what the sneaky-ass Chinese were doing with the body parts. All I knew for sure is that they are extracting certain materials from them, then synthesizing them with some other shit, creating some sort of drug. Whether it then becomes a bio-weapon or a dick stimulant, I do not know. Neither do I care. As long as they kept the hundies coming, I was good.

Now, while Anna is of Russian descent, she is a freelancer. She will work for any sick, skeevy motherfucker out there. She does not care. She has no conscience, at least not in the traditional sense as we understand it in western civilization. Today she is working for the Chinese, and tomorrow she may be working for Hamas. She is a slippery motherfucker.

So here is how it went down. At 11:32 p.m. on a Friday in September of last year I get a call on my cell phone. When the call came in I was balls deep into this hot little lass I picked up at the bus station a little earlier in the evening from an old swarthy chap named “Colorado Joe”. He wanted to sell me the girl. I was assured she was over 20 years old. I told him I needed to take her out for a test ride, which he agreed to.

So, there I was, balls deep in “Bing Bang Yun”, and my phone rings. Of course, I silence all incoming calls not in my contacts list. Thus, I knew that I must know the caller. In mid stroke I reached over to the nightstand to retrieve my cell and looked at it. It was a call from “Sergio”. I thought, “Oh shit…. I am going to have to cut the Oriental bang circus short.” When Sergio calls, I have to respond…immediately. He has the best blow on the east coast!!

“Hey, Serge! What’s up?”, I asked. All he said was, “Hooters. 2:00 a.m.”, then hung up. This was obviously the rendezvous for the transaction. Now, understand that Serge was not talking about the chicken wing restaurant. Hooters was code, in case the feds were listening in on the line. “Hooters” meant the titty bar out on Highway 69 called “The Plump Rump”. We had a communications code we used.

It was a long haul to the titty bar, so I needed to get moving. I had no time to return the girl to Colorado Joe, so I took her with me. I had her blow me on the way to the meeting with Sergio, telling her that her performance would make the difference on whether I save her from Joe or not. Of course, after she was done I tossed her out of my speeding truck and down, over the bridge, and into the Wendigo River below. I did not need any complications in my life right now.

I arrived at The Plump Rump at 2:00 a.m. on the dot. I saw the manager, Lou Skunt, sitting at the bar when I walked inside. I nodded. He walked over and said to me, “Use my office for the meeting The parties are already in there waiting for you.” I nodded and then headed to Lou’s office. Then it hit me: Lou said the “PARTIES” are already here. That is, parties, meaning more than one person. It was not just Sergio. It was 2 or more people! Lou was probably in for a cut of whatever was about to go down.

Something was bad fucked up!! I know for a fact that Sergio never brings anyone with him on a deal, at least not with me. He is too distrustful of people to do that, and too fucking mean to need protection. Something was wrong. I was just as likely to get whacked when I enter Lou’s office as anything else. I needed a moment to think things through.

I took a spot in front of one of the performance poles to watch a young, swarthy Mexican lass perform. My mind quickly strayed from the problem at hand to this brown chick’s ass and tits. She was not a great looking chick, but her body was smoking!! I quickly became aroused. I thought to myself, “Goddamn Asian bitches!! They are just like Chinese food – after 2 hours you are ready for some more!!”

When the little Mexican chick went on break I motioned her over to my table. “Hola Senior!!”, she said. I pulled out a clear plastic baggie of blow and dropped it on the table. Her eyes grew wide and slobber starting falling from her mouth. Blow is like catnip for strippers. Thus, she fell under my spell immediately.

The next thing I know, this brown girl was on my lap, dry humping me like a feral bitch dog in heat. I had to bang her. I NEEDED to see my wang penetrating her. Just then, someone taps my shoulder hard. I look up to see Lou standing over me. He bent down and said, “Did you forget about my office, asshole?!?!?!” I replied, “Damn, Lou!! You read my mind!!!” I arose, with the little Mexican bolted onto my mid-section, and hastily retreated to Lou’s office. I figured Lou would prefer me to stain this chick in private rather than out in the open.

The door to the office opened easily. The lights were on inside. In a lustful haze, I set the little Mexican chick on her back across Lou’s desk and started pumping the shit out of her, completely unaware of the others in the room with us. In a moment I heard someone call my name. I twist my neck around to see Sergio sitting on Lou’s jizz crusted couch. I think to myself, “Oh shit! I forgot about that shit!”

I figured I would just move forward with the deal as it was proposed to me. “Hey Serge! What ya got for me, dude?”, I asked. He replied, “I have a very special deal for you. I need, uh … yeah, ……Hey, Rod, you want to stop for a moment so we can talk?” I picked up the little tamale and laid her down onto Sergio’s lap as I continued to plow her. She stayed on my cock the whole time. I told Sergio, “No, man. I’m good! Lay it on me!” Slowly, Sergio lowered his face into his palm.

Then it happened. The voice cam from behind me, in the dark corner of Lou’s office. It was velvety yet hard as steel. “Rod. Went need to talk”, it said. Even though I did not stop pumping the little brown chick, a chill went down my spine when I heard those words. It was the thick timbre of the voice, I think, that alerted me.

I turned to look across the room. There, sitting in a red leather captains chair against the wall was the source of the sultry voice: Anna Conda.

I picked up the little taco yet again and turned her around so I could face Anna as I continued pumping her. At this point the Mexican girl was merely a masturbation toy I was using. I increased my pump so I could dump my load and get this over with. Then BAMM!!!, it was over. I removed the lass from my huge rod, after which her body crumpled to the floor. I did not know if she was dead or injured, or what had happened to her. But I did not care either, so I did not dwell on it.

I tried to compose myself the best I could, then walked over to stand before Anna so I could get to the bottom of all this business. “Well, well, well. Anna Conda. We meet again. Tell me, what brings you here, to my little neck of the woods?”

Anna replied, “Rod, put your dick away.” I looked down and, indeed, I had forgotten to stow my cock. Out of pure curtesy, I packed it away. Then I returned my attention to Anna. “Alright, Anna, what’s going on here?”

Anna launched into a startling tale about what brought her to me. As she spoke I became lost in her wanton beauty. She got up from her chair and walked about the room as she relayed her story, presumably to make it more dramatic and demonstrative. I got a full-on view of her body, and it was fantastic!!

She stands 5’10’’ and weighs 105 lbs. She is lithe. She was showing it off too, wearing a black, silk dress that landed just about her ankles. The top was low-cut, betraying just a bit of cleavage from her C-cup wineglass titties. She was not wearing a bra. Anna never wears a bra. Her nips were perfectly outlined through the silk. In fact, I think her nips were hard. It was probably something she did on purpose in an attempt to influence me. It was working.

Anna’s ass was perfect. It was not at all fat, but round enough not to be skinny. It was a fit figure skater’s ass. As she walked, I could see a tiny bit of jiggle emanating from her ass flesh, and then reverberated in the silky black dress she wore. My cock began growing hard again.

Her face was beautiful. Think Scarlett Johanson and Phoebe Cates rolled into one. But any sweetness this may evoke is quickly dispelled by Anna’s throaty voice with its thick Russian accent. I have known Anna for 20 years. Yet, she still does not look a day over 25. Jesus Christ!!! If ever there was a chick to die for ….. If I was one to delve into the belief of the paranormal, then I may conclude that Anna made a deal with the devil. But, I am not such a person.
And literally, Anna Conda is a chick to die for. She is deadly as fuck. She will kill you in a split second without a thought just because she does not like the shirt you are wearing. She can do it too. She is always armed and she knows how to use her weapons. Moreover, she is a total psychopath. This makes her doubly dangerous.

Anna and I have always gotten along for the most part. Like Anna, the dollar is my primary motivating factor. Such a mindset allows for understanding and predictability among people, which are elements that are sorely missing in many business dealings today that go on in the color of darkness.

Suddenly, Anna snapped me out of my thoughts. “Here’s your gun, Rod. Now let’s get started”, said Anna. She and Sergio were halfway through the door exiting Lou’s office when I said, “Hey, wait a damned minute!!! What are you talking about?!?”

They both stopped, and Anna walked back in and looked me in the eyes, saying “The plan, Rod. Let’s get on with the plan.” A little embarrassed, I sheepishly asked, “What plan?” Anna folded her arms and looked cross at me. After a moment to allow me to simmer in my shame, she asked, “You were not paying attention, were you, Rod?” I shook my head and looked down.

I heard a hammer cock. I jerked my head back up to find myself staring down the barrel of a pistol pointed at my head that Anna was holding. I protested, “Look, it is not my fucking fault!! Put that fucking gun down!!!” I continued, “You were distracting me with …. Well.. you know, how you are dressed, and that hot, sultry voice…. You know?”

“So, instead of paying attention to the plan, you chose to eye-rape me. Is that what I am to understand your position is, Rod?”, she asked. Knowing that my life was on the line, I said, “Anna, look, you know I am horny to a fault. Then you come in here, swinging them tits around, wearing that silk dress showing off the crack of your ass…. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPENED?”

Anna lowered her gun. She knew that my explanation of being a total cocksman was truth. “Let’s go”, Anna curtly said. I obeyed.

Anna explained the plan to me again on the drive from The Plump Rump. She made me wear a blindfold so that I would not get horny during her explanation. Here is how it went:

Anna Conda was now working for the Russians. It seems that Putin caught wind of the Sasquatch project that the Chinese were working on. He also knew that the American government have been fucking with sasquatch for decades. Thus, he was very concerned about the existence of a bigfoot gap. He ordered the acquisition of a Sasquatch specimen immediately.

Moreover, said specimen must be prime. It needed to be the biggest, baddest sasquatch of them all – a true alpha – so as to speed things along. Putin did not want some weird shit-creature, is-it-a-sasquatch-or-is-it-a-dogman, kind of monstrosity. He wanted purebred, badass sasquatchery, and preferably from the American Pacific northwest.

Anna got in on it because she sold the intel to Putin about China’s Sasquatch operation. She then told Putin she could produce sasquatch corpses for him. She told him she had a contact (i.e., me). Thus, with Putin’s blessing and promises of riches to come, Anna set out to America to find me.

Now, here is where things got a bit squirrely. See, I agreed to procure some more dead sasquatch. I have no problem with killing sasquatch because, in my opinion, they are an abomination on this Earth. I kind of feel like I am doing God’s work by wiping out as many of them as I can. And given all the not-so-Godly stuff I have done, I feel like killing Sasquatch kind of offsets that to some degree.

But Anna, she was stuck on Putin’s instruction that she must supply him with apex Sasquatch. So she did not want to take my advice of heading to the Pacific Northwest or Alaska. Instead, Anna claimed to have pinpointed the whereabouts of a particularly gruesome sasquatch beast that she KNEW would win her a fortune from Putin if she brought it to him.

“So, where is this beast?”, I asked. Anna replied “Martha’s Vineyard”. I paused. Then I asked her to repeat herself. It turns out that I was not mistaken about what Anna had said. I continued, “Uh, Anna, there are no sasquatch on Martha’s Vineyard, just a lot of wealth New Englander schmucks.”

Anna looked at me and told me I was wrong. Then she decided to attempt to taunt me. “Oh, Rod, mighty slayer of Bigfoot! Yet, you fail to take notice of where the biggest, most foul and rotten beast of them all makes its home. Jesus, Rod!! What kind of bigfoot hunter are you, anyway?” Anna then spit at my feet and wondered aloud whether she even needs me for this job.

I decided that I needed to straighten out the hierarchy here in order for this here deal to move forward. I said, “Well, Anna, feel free to truck on over to Old Whitey Beach and battle that beast. But, if there is a big old mangy sasquatch lurking around over there, then it is probably a fucking Nazi-Squatch. You know, those fuckers out there hate the Jews.”

The work “Nazi” visibly shook Anna. Her great grandfather died defending Leningrad. Her entire family there died of either starvation or cannibalism during Hitler’s siege during Operation Barbarossa. Anna despised Nazis. But she feared them too. After landing that punch, I decided to push my luck.

“Now, I am still willing to help you catch this here Nazi-Squatch, but you have to do something for me”, I said. Now Anna’s eyes were on me, and they were narrowing. I continued, “I want you to get bare assed naked and pleasure yourself while I stand over you and jack it.” Anna stared at me silently for a long moment. Then she replied.

“After the job is done, and you can get none of your … fluids… on me”, she said. I shook my head and countered, “Now, and I will ‘try’ to not get my spunk on you.”

However, Anna then turned the tables on me. In fact, she picked up the table and bashed my head in with it. She looked me in my eyes, then matter-of-factly said, “You get the beast, and your prize shall be a night with me, anything goes, darling.” Well, since this caused all of the blood to immediately drain from my brain, I had a lapse in judgment. “DEAL!!”, I said. Then we shook on it.

“OK, tell me more about this supposed monster sasquatch on Martha’s Vineyard”, I said. I still was not ready to believe there was a monster out there. “I show you photo”, said Anna. She took out her phone, scrolled to find the photo, then handed the phone to me. “There. Sasquatch”, she said.

I stared at the photo and remained silent. After a long moment, I turned the phone so that Anna could see the photo and asked, “Uh, Anna, is THIS what you intended to show me?” She replied. “Yes! There…Sasquatch! The biggest, grossest monster around.”

Now, I could not argue with Anna that the image on her phone is a big, gross monster. Hell, it could actually be a sasquatch, and THE UBER sasquatch. It is most certainly the grossest thing on Martha’s Vinyard. But I somehow do not think this is what Putin is expecting.

I turned to Anna and said, “Anna, this is a photo of Michelle Obama. I know it looks vile, and has a huge, hulking body with large appendages where a woman should not have them. But, sweatheart, that ain’t no sasquatch. That’s a big, hairy Chicago street negro.”

Anna did not believe me at first. She was hard in her conviction that Obama was a sasquatch. “I have seen the Sasquatch beast you deliver to me for China. This … Michelle Obama …. It is big, and hairy, and ugly like the sasquatch beast, but worse.”

When the truth finally set it, I could see that it had kind of broken down poor Anna, if only just a bit. I put my arm around Anna and told her, “Look, Michelle O fooled you. Hell, she and her Hamas Hubby fooled millions of Americans, twice! At least you saw Michelle for what she is, to wit: a big, gross sasquatch, and NOT some kind a retarded leftist messiah.”

After that, things took a rather dark turn. “What if we still take her to Putin? We can make deal; sell her to Putin!!” At this point I held up my hands and said, “I’m out”, then turned and walked away. Anna followed, trying to get me to stay. At this point, I could tell that Anna was coming undone a little.

See, she had to produce for Putin. There is no telling what kind of secret deal she actually had with him. She had to deliver a big old mangy Obama …. Er, uh, I mean … Sasquatch, to Putin.

“Ok, Rod, we do your plan. We go out west to kill bigfoot. Huge, monster bigfoot. she said. I turned and looked Anna in her eyes and said the following: First, we bang for 48 hours straight, right now, so I can get my fill of you. Second, you pay me $10,000.00 cash upfront. Third, upon delivery of the dead bigfoot, you pay me $1 million immediately.”

Anna agreed to everything, but noted that at the present time it was her “time of the month”. I grimaced, as I will absolutely not go there (and she knows that). “Fine, next week we bang”, I said. She pointed out that I would be in the woods next week hunting sasquatch. “Fine, once I come out of the woods, then we bang – 48 hours straight”, I said. “Of course, darling!”, she agreed.

Well, it took several days to set up the hunt, but it finally happened. I was in Washington state at high elevation based on intel I has acquired that indicated that there was a monstrous 15’ tall sasquatch on the mountain range that had been murdering and eating hunters and hikers. After 3 months in these mountains without a trace of the creature I began to lose hope, thinking that I probably got some bad intel, or bad coordinates.

I got my satellite phone out to call for an extraction. Winter was setting in fast, and if I did not get off this mountain soon, then I would freeze and/or starve to death. Unfortunately, my contact did not answer. I tried for 2 days. No answer. I had been fucked. I wondered what had happened back in civilization that caused me to be abandoned like this. I resolved that I would get off that mountain and get to the bottom of this shit. There would be hell to pay for this betrayal!!’

I was able to get in touch with contacts from back home. I got old Billy Ray from Ellijay and Rattler on the phone and got them to come out here to Washington State to extract me. Rattler use to fly helicopters in the Army. He has an old Huey sitting in his front yard, to the chagrin of his HOA. He fired that sucker up, and him and old Billy Ray flew out here to my coordinates and extracted me.

After landing at a convenience store to buy some beer for the flight home, we headed east. Through the skies a way, Billy Ray said, “Well, Rod, I guess you is bout ready to git back home to Georgia, eh?” In fact, I was ready to go home. But I had to take care of some business first. I told them both to take me to New York City. They were both perplexed. All I said to them was “I have an old friend there I have to see before I can go home.”

I have intel on where Anna Conda stays when she is in the United States. She stays at certain hotels depending on what month she is here, and whether her check-in date is an odd or even number. This is for undercover work. I came across the code for her stays while doing the sasquatch work for China. She an I were caught in a snowstorm one night in Buffalo, NY, and had to share a room at the Holiday Inn near the airport. We had like 10 big Igloo ice chests with iced down sasquatch body parts with us in the room.

Anna was like, “No hanky panky, Rod. I am tired and I want to go to bed. Tomorrow we finish business.”

Frankly, I did not blame her for withholding her magnificent muff from me. I was tired as hell. But, I could not settle for nothing. So, when Anna was in the bathroom taking a shower, I started going through her suit case. I wanted to find some of her panties to jack off into. Instead, I found a little black notebook. Inside it contained her lodging codes, and some other interesting things. I photographed the contents with my phone and then put it back.

When Anna got out of the shower she was already dressed in her night clothes. She saw me lying on my back, nude on the bed, and jacking it. “Rod!! GROSS!!!! Go to the restroom to do that shit!!!”, she commanded. I just did it to get a rise out of her. LOL!!

So, if Anna is still inside the U.S., then using the codes I stole from her I can locate precisely where she will be that night. I studied it for a few moments then had my answer. Tonight she would be staying at the Dogman Inn on Hwy 95 South, Room 355. I told Rattler to get me there stat!

We had to stop several times for fuel and beer. Those Hueys go just a bit over a hundred MPH, you know. But eventually, we got there. I gave the boys some money and told them to go to the Waffle House for some coffee to sober up. Then they would fly me home.

I should mention that I also had Rattler’s fully auto Russian AK-74 with spare mags. During the long flight with 2 drunks from Washington State to New York City, I had worked myself up into a towering rage over how Anna fucked me on this Putin deal. She had clearly thrown me aside. But for what, exactly? I figured I would storm the hotel room, get some answers, then shower the room with gun fire.

I busted through the door of Room 355 at exactly 3:35 a.m. There she was. My entry roused her from slumber. I was pointing my rifle at her, center mass. She was shocked at the appearance of a gunman in her room at this time of night. However, she was not as shocked as one would think (this was not the first time something like this has happened to her).

I raised my face from the receiver just enough so she could see it was me. “Rod!!!”, she exclaimed. “What happened to you?!?!? I thought you had died up in those mountains when we never hear from you!” I replied, “Shove it up that cute little ass of yours, Anna. You fucked me. And not in the good way. What the fuck was all that shit about needing a sasquatch for Putin?!?”

Anna played dumb. But it struck me that I had been deliberately put out of the loop for 3 months. Why? Who wanted me away for that long, and why? What went on in my absence?!? I was just dying to know!!! I set my rifle down and pulled out my fixed blade knife, ready to get down to some real nasty work on Anna so I could get some truth. The pure evil of what I was about to do to her caused a wide death grin to grow on my face. Anna saw it. She knew what it meant. She swallowed hard and her eyes betrayed the shear terror she felt inside. I was engorged with blood lust. She knew she had fucked up one time too many this time!!

Suddenly came the sound of the toilet in the bathroom flushing. I was momentarily shocked. I did not expect anyone else to be there with Anna. Anna saw it in my face. I glanced at her and saw that the terror in her face was replaced with pleasure, a slight smile creeping over her face.

I was going to have to face off against this person in the bathroom, who would be out in a split moment. When I do that, I will have to turn 180 degrees from Anna, thereby making me vulnerable to her. I had only once choice: Shoot Anna first.

Just as this came to me, but just before I could act on it, the bathroom door opened. I had to deal with that person before Anna now. I spun around to see that it was a completely nude, and fat, white man. He was a real oafish blob. He looked surprised to see me. He also looked sort of familiar.

I next heard the crack of something hitting my skull hard. I remember the immediate hateful pain that shot through my body and the sound of blood rushing through my ears. I remember the dizziness, then falling to the floor. Clearly, as I fixed on the man from the bathroom, Anna had cracked me over the head with a blunt object.

I came to the next morning, Billy Ray and Rattler had manage to track me down based upon coordinates I left in the chopper that said “IN CASE OF EMERGENCY”. Billy Ray filled up the hotel room ice bucket with cold water and doused my head with it to bring me conscious. I was disoriented at first. But after a bit, what happened in this room the night before came back to me.

Honestly, I am surprised that Anna did not just kill me. I presume that she thinks she can leverage her drop-dead hotness to get me to do more shit for her in the future. She is absolutely right about that too. Rattler then said, “Hey, Rod, that snake bitch left a letter fer ya.”

He handed me the letter. This is what it said:
____________________________________________

“Dear Rod:

Sorry about the boo boo on your head. Hope it heals soon. Also sorry about leaving you in the mountains. I was not running a scam on you Rod. Rather, an opportunity arose for me to acquire a sasquatch body from another person. You may know him since you are a sasquatch hunter. His name is Matt Moneymaker. Anyway, until next time…..

Yours truly,
Anna Conda”
_____________________________________________
I could not fucking believe it. That was fatfuck Moneymaker in the hotel room earlier. Anna fucked Matt Fatfuck Moneymaker for a Sasquatch! That fat son of bitch!!

Billy Ray asked, “You ready to go Rod?” I stood up and said, “Yeah, let’s go.” Then Rattler said, “Hey, ya wanna stop and git some beer fer the ride home?” I replied “Hell yeah.”

I felt like I wanted to die. Thank God for beer and buddies. I don’t blame Anna. She is a fucking snake, and I knew that before this started. Also, I cannot really blame fatfuck Moneymaker for wanting to get some of that hot poon pie Anna serves up. I guess I have to blame fate for fucking me over this time. I even started thinking that next time I will just avoid Anna. But I know I won’t, thus making me subject to this sort of shit again. I had Rattler set us down in Charlottesville so I could buy some hard liquor.
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2024.05.10 20:04 Vukobasa An observer in the Near East: MONTENEGRO (1907)

An observer in the Near East: MONTENEGRO (1907)
ΜΟΝΤΕΝEGRO
CHAPTER I
THE CITY IN THE SKY
Why I went to the Balkans―The road to Montenegro―Cettinje and its petroleum tins―About the blood-feud―England and Montenegro―Warned not to attempt to go to Albania―My guide a marked man-The story of Tef―A woman's fickleness, and its sequel.
CHAPTER II
AN AUDIENCE OF PRINCE NICHOLAS
The Palace at Cettinje―A cigarette with the Prince―The policy of Montenegro―A confidential chat―His Royal Highness's admiration for England―His views upon Macedonia―He urges me not to attempt to go to Albania. but I persuade him to help me―His Highness's kindness―Souvenirs.
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CHAPTER I
THE CITY IN THE SKY
Why I went to the Balkans— The road to Montenegro — Cettinje and its petroleum tins — About the blood-feud — England and Montenegro — Warned not to attempt to go to Albania — My guide a marked man — The story of Tef — A woman's fickleness, and its sequel.
I ENTERED the Balkans by the back door. The luxuries of the Orient Express had no attraction for me. I wanted to see the Balkans as they really are, those great, wild, mountainous countries, so full of race hatreds, of political bickerings, of fierce blood-feuds, of feverish propa- gandas those nations with their interesting monarchs and their many mysteries.
The "Orient" runs direct from Paris to the Balkan capitals, it is true, but if one goes to study a people the capital is not the only place in which to discover the truth. One must go into the country, move among the peasantry, hear their grievances and investigate their wrongs. Therefore I decided to enter the East by Montenegro, and also visit the wild and little-known regions of Northern Albania.
The comfortable voyage by the Austrian-Lloyd mail steamer Graf Wurmbrand from Trieste down the Adriatic, touching at Pola, the Austrian naval station, Lussinpiccolo, Zara- famed for its maraschino-Sebenico, Spalato, and Gravosa to Cattaro, has been already described by many writers. Suffice it to say that it is perhaps one of the most picturesque of pleasure-trips in the world, for every moment one has a fresh panorama of mountain and blue sea, of green, fertile islands with subtropical vegetation, and tiny white villages nestling at the sea's edge, as the steamer threads her way through the narrow and often difficult channels.
At times the wild scenery, especially in the Bocche di Cattaro, reminds the traveller of the Norwegian fiords, and at others the coast is an almost exact reproduction of the French Riviera.
The object of my journey was, however, not in order to write a mere description of men and places. There have been other travellers in the Balkans who have related their story, therefore my mission was to make careful inquiry into the present unsettled state of affairs, try and discover the grievances of both sides, and endeavour to obtain from the rulers and statesmen of the various nations their aspirations for the future. This I succeeded in doing, for the various monarchs of the Balkans graciously gave me audience; and from their Ministers, from the middle classes, and from the peasants, I was enabled at last to form some conclusion as to the real situation-political, economical, social, and financial.
The writer who attempts to place the various Balkan questions impartially and clearly before the public will at once find himself utterly confused, and wallowing wildly in a morass of misstatement and misrepresentation. The Balkans are torn by race hatreds, party strife, and the intrigues of the Powers. The Turk hates the Bulgar, the Serb hates the Austrian, the Roumanian hates the Greek, the Albanian hates the Montenegrin, the Bosnian hates the Turk, while the Macedonian hates everybody all round. What is told to one authoritatively one hour, is flatly contradicted the next; therefore it is not in the least surprising that in the European Press there have been so many misstatements about the various Balkan questions, the real truth being so very difficult to obtain.
I have, however, endeavoured to obtain it, and at risk of being injudicious, to place before the reader the facts as they are, without any political bias, or any seeking to gloss over the many glaring defects of administration of which I have myself been witness.
To describe the beauties of the Bocche di Cattaro, that series of winding channels where the high grey mountains rise sheer from the water, would be only to traverse old ground. Suffice it to say that I landed at Cattaro on a bright, sunny noon, and found upon the quay a tall, lean mountaineer who had been sent to meet me.
To the traveller fresh from the West the Montenegrin costume of both women and men is very attractive, but a few days in the Balkans soon accustoms the eye to a perfect phantasmagoria of colour and of costume. Pero was my driver's name, and I noticed that around his waist was a revolver belt, but minus the weapon. I inquired where it was, and with a grin he informed me that Cattaro, being in Dalmatia, the Austrians would not allow Montenegrins to bring arms into their country; so they were compelled to leave them on the other side of the frontier, ten kilometres distant.
My bags packed upon the three-horse travelling carriage and secured with many strings, and Pero equipped with a plentiful stock of cigarettes, he mounted upon the box, whipped up his long-tailed ponies, and we started on our eight-hour ascent of that great wall of mountain that hides Montenegro from the sea.
As we ascended through the little village of Skaljari we entered upon a magnificent road, said to be one of the greatest engineering feats of modern times, and steadily ascended, until at the striped black-and-yellow Austrian boundary post we crossed the frontier, and were in the "Land of the Black Mountain"-Montenegro. Across the road, at an acute angle, a row of paving-stones marks the frontier, and soon after- wards we found ourselves in the wildest and most desolate mountain region. At a lonely roadside hut Pero obtained his big, serviceable-looking revolver, and I, of course, wore mine in my belt; for in Montenegro or Albania arms make the man. A man unarmed is looked upon as an effeminate coward. Indeed, by order of Prince Nicholas every Monte- negrin must wear the national dress, both men and women, and every man must carry his revolver when out of doors.
Four hours from Cattaro we were in a lonely mountain fastness, a wild, desolate, treeless region of huge limestone rocks of peculiar volcanic formation, which gave them the appearance of a boiling sea. The views over the Adriatic as we turned back were so superb that, despite photographing being strictly forbidden on account of the fortresses in the vicinity, I could not resist the temptation to take one or two surreptitiously. On, through a bleak, uninhabited country, we at last reached the guard-house of Kerstac, and then half an hour later found ourselves upon a plateau where, in the centre, stood the small clean village of Nyegush, the ancestral home of the reigning family, and the scene of most of the Montenegrin wars of independence. Here we halted for half an hour at the post-house, and before we left, the big, lumbering post-diligence, with its armed guard, came up behind us.
Before we moved off again it had grown dark, the moon shone, and for four hours longer we alternately climbed and descended through that wild region of silence and desolation, until at last we saw, deep below, the lights of Cettinje, the little capital, and an hour later brought us to the unpre- tending "Grand" Hotel.
Hardly had I entered my room when there came a loud knock at my door, and a tall, scarlet-coated Montenegrin warrior, armed to the teeth, entered and saluted. For a moment I looked up at him aghast, but the mystery was solved when, next second, he handed me with great ceremony a telegram from a dear friend in England wishing me God- speed. I had taken him to be, at least, one of the Prince's bodyguard, and he was only a plain telegraph messenger!
This was but one of many surprises in store for me in Montenegro. Next morning I went out to look round the clean little capital, when, on passing the Prince's palace, I saw a number of soldiers drawn up, and as I went by, the band suddenly struck up the British National Anthem! I raised my hat, halted, and stood puzzled. Surely they were not honouring me! Another moment, however, and I recognised the reason. In a carriage, accompanied by the Grand Marechal of the Court, there drove up my friend Mr. Charles des Graz, the newly-appointed British Chargé d'Affaires to Montenegro, who was about to present his creden- tials to His Royal Highness the Prince.
Montenegro is perhaps the most interesting country in all the Balkans. Cettinje, a small, clean town of broad streets and one-storeyed, whitewashed houses, is a little city in the sky, lying as it does in a cup-shaped depression at the summit of a high, bare mountain. Its long, straight, main street reminds one very much of a small country town in England, if it were not that everyone is, by law, compelled to wear the national dress, and every man has in his belt his big, long- barrelled revolver, without which he must never go out of doors.
The men, sturdy mountaineers, are of fine physique- handsome fellows, all of them. Their dress consists of dark blue baggy trousers, white woollen gaiters, raw-hide shoes, a scarlet jacket heavily braided with gold, and a small round cap, with black silk around the edge and the crown of the same colour as the jacket, bearing the Prince's initials in Servian letters, "H.I." The women, who are particularly good-looking, wear dark skirts, beautifully hand-embroidered blouses, and a kind of long coat, with open sleeves of soft, dove-grey cloth. Forbidden to wear European hats, they are compelled to adopt an exactly similar cap to the men, except that the crown is embroidered instead of bearing the royal initials.
Nowhere have I seen such glorification of the male as in Montenegro. To the men, born fighters as they are, work is undignified; therefore the women toil while the opposite sex look on. I saw women employed in building operations and performing work which, in other countries, is left to day- labourers.
Cettinje is quaint in the extreme. The only houses of foreigners are the various Legations, and the only foreigners are diplomats with their wives and families. The first thing that strikes the stranger is the number of petroleum tins. Opposite the hotel I saw a great ring of empty tins, numbering some hundreds, ranged around a fountain. A few women were squatting gossiping, and an armed policeman lounged against the water-source. On inquiry, I found that there was a water famine, and the tins had been placed there at dawn to await the moment when the authorities thought fit to allow the people to get their daily supply. The women had gone away to work, and would return later. The Monte- negrins a short time ago constructed a reservoir, but there was a crack in it, so the water ran away. Hence the famine.
The petroleum tin is never out of sight for a single moment in Cettinje. At any hour, and in any street, you see women and children carrying them. They are used for everything, from milk-pails to flower-pots.
In Cettinje one comes for the first time up against the dark-faced, scowling Albanian in his tightly fitting trousers of white wool striped with black, his dirty white fez, and the swagger of superiority in his gait. He is well armed, and for a good reason. The Montenegrin hates the Albanian, because of the constant border feuds over at Podgoritza, where blood is constantly spilt, and where I have seen a Montenegrin in the market squatting over a basket of apples with a loaded rifle.
That morning I was chatting to a man in Montenegrin dress, of whom I had bought some excellent cigarettes, manufactured by the Montenegro Tobacco Monopoly-an Italian syndicate, by the way and happened to mention that I was on my way to Albania. "Ah, gospodin!" he exclaimed, holding up both his hands, and glancing at the revolver in my belt. "Take my advice.
Don't go into Albania or Macedonia. You are not safe there from one moment to the other. For half a word they'll shoot you dead as easily as they drink a glass of wine. No man's life is worth a moment's purchase there. I'm Albanian myself from Kroja-and I know."
This was scarcely reassuring. I looked about me on every hand as I strolled through Cettinje. All was so quiet, so orderly, so very peaceful there, even though the big, burly mountaineers in the gold-laced jackets eyed me with askance as I passed. Not without some trepidation I took a number of photographs, for I had heard that, like the Turk, the Monte- negrin was averse to having his counterfeit presentment put upon paper. Nevertheless, the first feeling of insecurity having passed, I very soon found myself quite at home in Cettinje, and in the midst of very good and kind friends.
A good many foreigners come up from Cattaro to pry about Cettinje for a day or two, buy picture-postcards and antique arms, sneer at the honest Montenegrin, and return into Dalmatia. Towards such, the Montenegrin is not par- ticularly polite. But those who go to Cettinje to seriously and thoroughly study the people and their future will find a great deal of genuine and charming hospitality.
My first day in Cettinje was lonely. Afterwards, until I left, I was always with friends and officials, who took the greatest trouble to answer my questions and explain matters.
Montenegro is entirely unlike any other country in the world. Its air of antiquity is particularly pleasing, while on every hand the beneficent rule of Prince Nicholas is apparent. Every man in Montenegro swears by his Prince, whom he almost worships. They call him their "father," and if His Royal Highness raised the standard of war to- morrow, every man would rise and fight to the death. The Prince is accessible to all his people-more so to them, indeed, than to the diplomats. Sometimes, early in the morning, he will sit in an arm-chair on the steps leading to the entrance of his palace, and there hear the complaints or petitions of his people. In this patriarchal way he often ministers justice. Last year he granted Montenegro a Constitution, and there is now a Skupshtina similar to that of Servia; but the people have not yet quite understood that in future they must go to the Ministers, and not to their Prince. They will see him, and nobody else.
In no country is loyalty and patriotism so strong as in Montenegro. The army is well trained, and the whole country being one huge natural fortress, a foreign enemy would experience enormous difficulty in gaining entrance. In Cettinje, even a constant traveller like myself meets with continual surprises. One day, while walking at the rear of the Bigliardo, or old palace-so called because when built the first billiard table was introduced-I heard the sound of clanking chains behind me. At first I took no notice, but as it continued with regular rhythm I glanced behind, when, to my amaze- ment, I saw a convict in leg-fetters with difficulty taking his afternoon stroll beneath the trees! There were several others on the grass plot before the prison, idling in the shadow or gossiping with their friends, who had come to keep them company!
Inquiriesshowed that most of these prisoners were murderers, not for robbery but for vendetta. In Montenegro the blood- feud is constant, and life is held very cheap. It invariably commences by jealousy, and is of everyday occurrence. Two lovers quarrel, and one is shot. Then the blood-feud commences, and unlike in Italy or other Southern countries, the vendetta is not only upon the murderer, but upon his next-of-kin. Therefore, if the assassin escapes into Servia, Bosnia, or Turkey, as he so often does, the brother of the dead man takes up the feud and kills the assassin's brother without parley when next he meets him. I myself saw a man shot dead one night in Ryeka, at the head of the Lake of Scutari, and the murderer walked coolly away undeterred. It was the blood-feud, and no one took much notice.
"S'bogom!" (God be with you!) It is the expression you hear on every hand in the Balkans. In the streets the peasants touch their round caps in salute and exclaim, "S'bogom!" When you leave for a journey and when you return, when you rise and when you go to rest; even if you go for a short walk-it is the same. Life is so uncertain in those wild regions that the protection of the Almighty is invoked upon you always, and your revolver is ever ready in your belt.
In Cettinje I had a faithful guide and servant, a black-eyed, somewhat sinister-looking Albanian, named Palok. He travelled with me through Montenegro and Albania, and was most faithful and devoted. Besides Albanian and Serb he spoke a little Italian, and possessed a keen sense of humour.
One day, while we were travelling through the wild, bare mountain, a perfect wilderness of huge boulders without a single tree or even blade of grass, we halted for our midday meal, and while eating he told me of a great friend of his who had recently been killed at Spuz for vendetta, and he added, fondling the butt of his revolver, "I too, gospodin, shall die before long."
I looked at him in surprise. His usually humorous face had changed. It was dark and thoughtful, and his black eyes were fixed upon me.
"Is there a blood-feud upon you, then?" I asked, in surprise.
"Yes," he replied briefly; and though I endeavoured to persuade him to tell the story, it was not until the following day that with some reluctance he explained.
"A year ago my brother Tef, away in Scutari, fell in love with a beautiful girl. He had a rival-a young Albanian, a coppersmith in the bazaar. They quarrelled, but the girl-ah! she was very beautiful-preferred Tef. Where- upon the rival one night took his rifle and laid in wait for my brother in the main street of Scutari. Early in the evening he left the house of the girl's father, and as he passed the fellow shot poor Tef dead."
And he paused as his brow knit deeply, and his teeth were set tightly.
"Well?" I asked.
"Well, gospodin. What would you have done had your own brother died a dog's death? I took a rifle, and within a week the murderer was in his grave. I shot him through the heart and then I left Scutari."
"And you are safe here, in Montenegro ?"
"Safe! Oh dear, no," he answered. "One day-it may be to-day-the fellow's brother will kill me. He must kill me. It is Fate-why worry about it? It does one no good."
And the marked man, the man doomed to die at a moment when he least expects it, rolled a cigarette and lit it with perfect resignment.
"And are you not afraid to go with me back to Scutari?" I asked, amazed at his fearlessness.
"Afraid, gospodin!" he exclaimed, looking at me in reproach as his hand instinctively wandered to his weapon. "Afraid! No Albanian is afraid of the blood-feud. I have killed the murderer, and his brother must kill me. It is our law." And the doomed man smiled gravely.
"And the girl?" I asked.
"Ah! They are all the same," he answered, with a quick shrug of the shoulders. "A month ago she married a tobacco- seller a man old enough to be her father. Poor Tef! If he could but know!"
"And the blood-feud still continues?"
"Of course-until I am dead."
Then Palok smoked on in silence, entirely resigned to the fate that awaits him. He knows that one day, as he walks along the road, the sharp crack of a hidden rifle will sound, and he will fall to earth, another victim of a woman's fickleness.
S'bogom! God be with you!
CHAPTER II
AN AUDIENCE OF PRINCE NICHOLAS
The Palace at Cettinje-A cigarette with the Prince-The policy of Monte- negro-A confidential chat-His Royal Highness's admiration for England-His views upon Macedonia-He urges me not to attempt to go to Albania, but I persuade him to help me-His Highness's kindness -Souvenirs.
HIS Royal Highness the Prince will be pleased to grant you private audience at four o'clock this after- noon, gospodin."
The tall, burly aide-de-camp in the little round cap, high boots, pale blue overcoat, and pistols in his belt, saluted, and we shook hands.
It was then three o'clock, and I was just about to go out to visit Madame Constantinovitch, the mother of Princess Mirko. So I had to return at once to my room and dress for the audience. The kings and princes of the Balkans have a habit of summoning one at a moment's notice, and paying visits at unearthly hours.
Here, in Cettinje, in the heart of these wild, desolate fast- nesses, one seems so far removed from European influence, yet how great a part has this rocky, impregnable country, with its fierce soldier-inhabitants, played in the politics of Eastern Europe, and how great a part it is still destined to play in the near future!
The fact that everybody is armed gives the stranger an uncanny feeling. The man who brings one's coffee wears a perfect arsenal of weapons in his sash, and one quickly acquires the habit of carrying a revolver one's self. Indeed, if you are wise, you will carry a good serviceable weapon from the moment you enter the Balkans to the moment you quit them. But if you approach the Albanian frontier, you will be at once warned not to fire without just cause. A few shots is sufficient to alarm the whole neighbourhood for many miles, and on hearing the alarm every man seizes his rifle and flies to the rendezvous, fully equipped and eager for the fight with those Albanian border tribes, of whom I afterwards had the good fortune to be the guest.
I had already had a long chat with Prince Danilo, the Crown Prince of Montenegro, whom I found a very smart and highly educated man, fully alive to the political difficulties of the neighbouring states and the necessity of Montenegro preserving her independence. He held very strong views upon the terrible state of affairs in Macedonia, and gave me many interesting details about his own country.
Having met him, and also his younger brother, Prince Mirko, I was particularly anxious to make the acquaintance of their father, Prince Nicholas, the ruler of the sturdy, warlike dwellers of the "Land of the Black Mountain "-the principal and most striking figure in this remarkable country, where peace and war walk ever hand-in-hand.
Since 1860, when his uncle, Prince Danilo, was assassinated, he has ruled justly, if somewhat sternly, and has succeeded in raising his nation from a state of semi-civilisation to the high place it now occupies in the Eastern world. In 1888 he gave the country a Civil and Criminal Code, and last year he granted a Constitution. Indeed, he has done all in his power to induce his warriors to follow the arts of peace without forgetting those of war.
At the hour appointed, the royal aide-de-camp called in a carriage and drove me to the Palace, a long, dark brown building of somewhat plain exterior, as befits the home of a fighting race, where I was received in the great hall by half a dozen bowing servants in scarlet and gold. Here I was met by the chamberlain, who conducted me up the grand staircase and into the great audience-chamber, with its many fine paintings and highly polished floor. Then, after a moment, the Prince-a brilliant figure-entered, shook me by the hand, and welcomed me to Montenegro.
These formalities ended, His Royal Highness said in Italian, "Come, let us go into yonder room. We shall be able to talk there more comfortably." And he led me into a smaller chamber, where he gave me a seat at the table where he sat.
The afternoon was gloomy, and dusk was creeping on, therefore upon the table a great antique silver candelabra had been set, and by its light I was enabled to obtain a good view of the ruler of Crnagora, the "Land of the Black Mountain."
Of magnificent physique, tall, muscular, with hair slightly grey, he bore his sixty-five years lightly. Attired in the splendid national costume of scarlet, blue, and gold, with high boots, he wore a single decoration at his throat, the Cross of Danilo, of which Order he is Master. Upon his hand- some, well-cut features the candles shed a soft light, causing the gold upon his dress to glitter, and I noticed, as I asked him questions, how his dark, keen eyes shot quick, inquiring glances of alertness.
After the first few minutes of regal formality His Highness's manner entirely changed. Putting ceremony aside, he pro- duced his cigarette case of crocodile skin, with the royal crown and cipher in gold in the corner-offered me a Montenegrin cigarette, took one himself, lit mine with his own hand, and then we fell to chatting.
In the delightful hour and a half we smoked together I asked the prince-poet many questions, and learnt many things. He explained several difficult points in Balkan politics, which to me, an Englishman, had always been puzzling. We spoke in Italian of Macedonia and of a certain well-known foreign diplomat in London who was our mutual friend, the Prince giving me a very kind message to deliver to him.
Presently I referred to the splendid result of his rule, and related to him a little incident which had occurred to me in Nyegush a few days before, as showing how deeply he was beloved by his nation. A smile crossed his fine open countenance as he replied simply, "I have done my best for my people-my very best; and I shall do so as long as God gives me life. I am happy to believe that my people appreciate my efforts."
"And now, Monseigneur," I asked, "will you tell me what is the present position of Montenegro?"
"The present position is peace," was his prompt answer. "I have granted a Constitution, and the first meeting of the new Skupshtina has been held successfully. Though the Albanian question is always with us, I am thankful to say we are on the most excellent terms with Turkey, while towards Russia we are pursuing our traditional policy. For the Emperor Francis Josef of Austria I have nothing but the most profound admiration, and I owe very much to him."
"And towards England, Monseigneur ?"
"England has been, as you know, Montenegro's very best friend," replied the Prince. "I, personally, have the greatest respect and admiration for your great country. We Montenegrins always remember that it was Mr. Gladstone who gave us the strip of seaboard on the Adriatic with Dulcigno. He was our greatest friend, and his memory is respected by admirer by every man in Montenegro. Of Tennyson, too, I am a great I am very fond of his poems."
"You are a poet yourself, Monseigneur," I remarked, remembering that more than one poetical drama from his pen had been successfully produced on the stage.
His Royal Highness smiled, and puffed slowly at his cigarette.
"I have written one or two little things, it is true; but nothing of late."
"I wonder if I dare ask your Royal Highness to write a few lines for me as a souvenir of my visit?" I asked, not without some trepidation.
"Ah!-well-I won't promise," he laughed. "All depends whether I'm in the mood for it."
"But you will try, won't you?
And the Prince nodded assent.
Then we spoke of Servia and of recent events there; but he was not inclined to discuss the question, and naturally so, when it is remembered that his daughter was the late wife of King Peter.
Returning to the burning question of Macedonia, I saw that he was well informed of all that was transpiring around lakes Presba and Ochrida and down in Serres.
"It is a monstrous state of affairs," he declared. "Something must be done at once, for as soon as spring comes again the massacres will increase."
"But there are outrages, tortures, and massacres every day," I remarked.
"Ah yes," he sighed, "I know. Most terrible details have reached me lately. But you are going to Macedonia yourself, and you will see with your own eyes."
"And what, in your opinion, would be the best settlement of the question?" I inquired.
"There is but one way, namely, for the Powers to call a conference and place Macedonia under a governor - general, who must be a European prince. The reforms would then be carried out, and the Greek bands expelled from the country. How long will Europe tolerate the present frightful state of affairs?"
"The fact is, Monseigneur, that we, in England, are very ignorant of the true state of things, or even of the facts of the Macedonian question," I said.
"Ah, there you are quite correct. If your English public knew what was really happening-how an innocent Christian population is being slaughtered and exterminated because of international rivalry-they would cry shame upon those responsible for this wholesale murder and outrage. But" -he smiled-" I almost forget myself. My position as a ruler forbids me to talk politics, you know!" And we laughed together.
"So you are going to Servia, Bulgaria, Roumania, and to Constantinople-eh?" he remarked a little later, when we had lit fresh cigarettes. "In Bulgaria, and also in Roumania, you will see many things that will interest you. The Bul- garians are very strongly armed, and so are the Roumanians."
"Her Majesty the Queen of Roumania has also promised me audience," I said.
"When you see her, will you please present to Her Majesty my most cordial respects. She is so very charming."
"I want, Monseigneur, to visit Northern Albania, leaving Montenegro by Ryeka and Scutari. Would that be the best route, do you think?"
"What!" he exclaimed, in surprise. "Do you actually contemplate visiting the tribes up in the Accursed Mountains?"
"Certainly. Why not?"
"Well, my advice is, don't think of going there. If you do, you will never return. You'll be shot at sight, like a dog. You have no idea what those uncivilised tribes are like. The whole country is utterly lawless."
"So I understand. But I've also heard that the Albanian possesses a deep sense of honour. And I thought that I might possibly obtain permission from one or other of the chiefs."
The Prince was silent for a moment. Then, looking at me across the table, said-
"Do not go. It is far too great a risk."
His advice was the same that my, friends in London had given me; the same that I had received there, in the market-place of Cettinje.
But I was determined, and pressed His Royal Highness to assist me, at last receiving his promise of help. By his kind permission, the Albanian named Palok acted as my guide, and what eventually happened to me in that wild region will be seen in the following pages.
"Well," exclaimed the Prince at last, "if you go up there, it must be at your own risk. I've warned you of the danger. No one has been up there for many years. It has been at- tempted, of course, but travellers have either been held to ransom, and the Turks have been compelled to pay for their release, or else they have simply been shot by the first Albanian meeting them. The country beyond Scutari is the most unsafe in the whole Balkan Peninsula."
I replied that I intended to make the attempt.
"Well, then, I wish you buon viaggio," he laughed. "May every good luck attend you, and as we say in Montenegro - S'bogom! (God be with you!) When you return for I suppose you will pass this way down to the sea-come and see me, and tell me all about the Skreli and Kastrati country -for of course I am highly interested. They are always at war with our people on the frontier."
"I will let your Royal Highness know the moment I am back in Cettinje," I promised.
Then rising, he gripped my hand warmly, saying-
"Then I will help you if I can. Be careful of yourself, for I shall be anxious about you. Again, S'bogom!"
And the Prince accompanied me to the head of the grand staircase, where I made my obeisance, turned and descended through the rows of armed and bowing servants ranged in the hall, charmed by His Royal Highness's graciousness towards me and by the pleasant chat I had enjoyed.
When, after my journey through Northern Albania, I one afternoon re-entered that audience-chamber, and he came forward with outstretched hand to greet me, he exclaimed-
"Well, well! I am so glad to see you back safe and sound. You look a little thinner in the face a little travel-worn- eh? Life in the Albanian mountains is not like your life in London or Paris, is it? But never mind as long as you are safe," he laughed, placing his hand kindly upon my shoulder.
"Come along to this room. It is more cosy," and he led me to the smaller apartment, his own private cabinet.
For nearly two hours I sat relating to him what occurred on my journey, and describing the wild country which had, until then, been practically a sealed book. Even though Cettinje is so near, hardly anything was known of the Skreli, the Hoti, the Klementi, or the Kastrati tribes, save that they were brigandish bands who constantly raided the Montenegrin frontier.
The Prince listened to me with great attention, and put many questions to me as we smoked together.
Then rising, he took from a drawer in his great writing- table a small scarlet box, and as he opened it he bestowed upon me a compliment undeserved, for he said -
"There are few men who would have risked what you have done. Therefore I wish to invest you with our Order of Danilo, as a mark of my appreciation and esteem."
And he displayed to me the beautiful dark blue and white enamelled cross of the Order, the same that he was wearing at his throat, surmounted by the royal crown and suspended upon the white ribbon edged with cerise.
After he had invested me with the Order, saying many kind things to me, which I really don't think I deserved, he added-
"The chef du chancellerie will send you the diploma in due course, and I trust, when you petition your own gracious Sovereign King Edward, that His Majesty will allow you to wear this insignia."
I thanked His Royal Highness, gripped his hand, and a few minutes later passed through the line of bowing servants out of the Palace.
And that same evening I received from His Royal Highness the signed photograph which appears in these pages.
Before I left Cettinje I received the following expressive lines, written especially for me by a Montenegrin poet who is a great personage, but whose name he would not permit me to give. They are in Servian as follows, and I have placed their English translation below :-
S' veledušnog Albiona
Pružiše se dvije ruke
Crnoj Gori da pomogu
U junačke njene muke
S' vrućom rječu na ustima
Gladston diže Crnogorce
A Tenison za najprve
U svijet ih broi borce
Na glas svoih Velikana
Britanski se narod trže
Da pomože da zaštiti
Crnu Goru iz najbrže
Posla svoje bojne ladje
Sto na tečnost gospostvuju
Veledušno da zaštite
Domovinu milu Moju
O fala ti po sto puta
Blagorodni lyudi Soju
Dok je svjeta dok je greda
Nad Ulcinjem koje stoju
Hraniće ti blagodarnost
Ova šaka sokolova
Koima si u pomoci
Stiga putem od valova.
The literal translation in English is as follows:-
From the great-souled Albion,
Two arms were stretched
To help Montenegro
In her heroic sufferings.
With fiery word on his lips
Gladstone lifts up Montenegrins,
Whilst Tennyson declared them
The very first fighters in the world.
On the call of their great men,
British people rose up
In quickest manner, to help
And to protect Montenegro.
They despatched their war-ships,
Which rule over the seas,
Generously to protect
My Fatherland so dear to me.
Oh! thanks to thee, hundredfold thanks,
Noble race of men.
As long as the world lasts,
As long as the mountains above Dulcigno stand,
Will remain grateful to thee,
This handful of falcons,
To whose help thou didst come
By the road of the waves.
- An Observer in the Near East - William Le Queux. Publisher, E. Nash, 1907.
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2024.05.10 13:01 FelicitySmoak_ On This Day In Michael Jackson HIStory - May 10th

On This Day In Michael Jackson HIStory - May 10th
1970 - The Jackson 5 make their 2nd appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show in NYC. They perform “I Want You Back/ABC/The Love You Save”
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1975- The Jackson 5 play the 6th of seven nights at the Shady Grove Music Theater in Gaithersburg, Maryland
1976- Michael is on the cover of Soul magazine
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1979 - On their Destiny Tour, The Jacksons play the 1st of three nights at the Celebrity Circle Theater (now Arena Place) in Houston, Texas.
1985- Michael visits Brandywine River Museum’s exhibit of paintings by N.C Wyeth in Chadds Ford, Pennsylvania
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From Artist Peter Ralston's Blog:
Andy Wyeth calls me and asks me to come to his house for a drink at the end of the day. The question of the day was, "So, who is Michael Jackson?"
Jackson had just come out with Thriller and was the hottest celebrity on the planet, but not surprisingly, Andy hadn't heard of him.
It turns out that Jackson had sent, through a long chain of good contacts, a request to Andy to do a portrait of him. Andy was very reluctant to open up one bit to this sort of thing, but the next morning he brought him a VHS tape of Jackson doing his famous moonwalk at an industry ceremony.
Andy was intrigued enough to send his response down the chain of contacts saying that he would like to meet Jackson to see how things were going.
The day Michael arrived was crazy. He was traveling with a large and diverse entourage and it was all "top secret," but he broke the ice very quickly and we went for a walk in the Brandywine River Museum together and looked at three generations of Wyeth paintings.
What I remember most from that day was a young woman who had obviously taken her boyfriend on a typical cultural tour, and when she looked up and realized she was three feet away from Michael Jackson, she instantly went into another state of consciousness and when he looked at her, smiled at her, and said in his high-pitched voice, “Hello,” she burst into tears.
I remember all the big shots begging me to take a picture with Michael so they could show it to their children, grandchildren and put it on the Wall of Fame.
I clearly remember Michael's shyness. And the sweetness. Above all, I remember that he was most attracted to the boys on the farm. Nothing perverted, nothing weird... what I remember was thinking, 'this guy is like a little kid, he's straight up like Peter Pan.'
Andy didn't get to do the portrait. But here I am with Michael.
w/Peter Ralston
In Wyeth's biography Andrew Wyeth, a Secret Life by Richard Meryman:
Andrew says that the agents & art dealers, when they found out about the possible portrait, began to fantasize about the millions they would get from the painting and its reproductions. He says they were like "the mob" and didn't care about anything but money.
Andy: "I found (MJ) very sweet, sensitive person, very good, very smart."
At one point someone in Jackson's entourage said that Michael only had ten minutes left to be there and he would have to go.
"We had something good on our hands when those shits got in the way. Poor kid was owned by those people. I felt sorry for him. God help any artist who ends up like this."
Although he felt a real connection to Michael, Andrew dismissed the project saying, "Imagine me painting with all those bodyguards standing there."
Andy died in January 2009.
George Weymouth, Founder of Brandywine Museum
1986- Michael & Emmanuel Lewis attend the Sunday matinee of Broadway’s Big Deal, which had just opened a month earlier. It's by Bob Fosse and is set in 1930's Chicago. It centers around a group of small-time unemployed African-American men who plan to rob a pawn shop
1993 - Michael dines at Les Folies Russes in the Hotel Loewes with Prince Albert of Monoco. He's in Monoco for the World Music Awards
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1997 - "Blood On The Dance Floor" hits the Billboard Music charts at #42
1999 - Michael attends a private screening of The Matrix movie in Manhattan
2000 - Michael receives the 'Male Artist Of The Millennium' award at the World Music Awards in Monaco, Monte Carlo for being the best-selling male recording artist of all time. He's presented by Prince Albert of Monaco
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2005 - Trial Day 49
Michael goes to court with Katherine and Joe
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2009- Conrad Murray records Michael, in a very slurred voice, talking about his hopes for the future
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2013- Day 9 of the Jackson vs AEG Live trial
2014- Michael is on the cover of Billboard magazine
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2024.05.10 06:02 DropWatcher Drop Watch: May 10th, 2024

LPs

Deluxe

EPs

Songs

BBL Drizzy (prod. by Metro Boomin)

Old Drop Watches

2023 and 2024 Calendar

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2024.05.09 23:25 Community-Prior Unreleased tracks available.

Unreleased tracks available. This is a full list of the songs I have in FLAC format. Some of these songs have obviously been released since I made the list.
10A - 118 - Sting - Englishman in New York (Leo Gira Remix).mp3
10A - 120 - &lez - Midire (Original Mix) [Bosom].mp3
10A - 120 - &ME - Homelands (Jinadu Vocal Edit).mp3
10A - 120 - Chaleee - WEMOYA (After Hours Mix).mp3
10A - 120 - Francis Mercier, Salif Keita, Nomis (FR) - Kabe (Extended Mix) [Universal Music Division Decca Records France].mp3
10A - 120 - J Bossa, LOV - Sway (Fka Mash Remix) [Shanti Radio].mp3
10A - 120 - Maxi Meraki - You Are My High.mp3
10A - 120 - Nico de Andrea, Julia Church - Worst Case Scenario (DSF Remix) [Armada].mp3
10A - 120 - Tayllor - Kasmir.mp3
10A - 120 - Travis Scott - Modern Jam (Chaleee & Sammi Ferrer Remix).mp3
10A - 121 - Charles & Eddie - Would I Lie [Hoax (BE) & Koshi Remix].mp3
10A - 121 - Da Capo - Make Love Not War (Die House Music Edit).mp3
10A - 121 - Davido - FEEL (Raffa Guido Remix).mp3
10A - 121 - Jolyon Petch - Insomnia (Moomba Bros Remix) [House Life].mp3
10A - 122 - Awka, Academia da Berlinda - So' de tu'.mp3
10A - 122 - Guri, Eider - That's My Game (Original Mix) [Sub_Urban].mp3
10A - 122 - Kid Bamboo - Inca (Savage & SHe Extended Remix) [My Other Side of the Moon].mp3
10A - 122 - Maz (BR), Antdot x The Temper Trap - Corpo e Canc,a~o x Sweet Disposition (Flex Orlando & Dilly Edit.mp3
10A - 122 - Maz (BR), Antdot, Let cia Fialho - Corpo e Canc,a~o (Original Mix) [Dawn Patrol].mp3
10A - 122 - Minoas Cirillo, ReiRei - Lover (Francesco Chiocci Remix) [MoBlack].mp3
10A - 122 - Minoas Cirillo, ReiRei - Lover (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
10A - 122 - Sasson - Makalu.mp3
10A - 122 - Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child (Jordaz & Suite 52 Remix).mp3
10A - 123 - Maz (BR) & VXSION - Amana Is The Answer (DNS Edit).mp3
10A - 123 - Maz (BR), VXSION - Amana (Original Mix) [Dawn Patrol].mp3
10A - 123 - Maz, VXSION x Florence - Say My Name x Amana (Breakstorm Vocals Edit).mp3
10A - 123 - Peter Guzman, Gianni Petrarca - Tempo Curar.mp3
10A - 123 - Phonique, Bakka (BR) - Guarana.mp3
10A - 123 - Tory Lanez - The Color Violet (Ikerfoxx (ES) Remix).mp3
10A - 124 - Abel Ray X Lazarusman - Woyengi.mp3
10A - 124 - CIRCLE - NeverSeen Remix.mp3
10A - 124 - Downstream - Makeez, Life on Planets (Lazare Remix).mp3
10A - 124 - Kid Cudi - Day N Night (Jamy Nox Remix).mp3
10A - 124 - Peaty x Soldera - Niafunke.mp3
10A - 124 - Supermode - Tell Me Why (James Carter Remix) [Axtone].mp3
10A - 125 - Birds of MInd - No time for Tears (Nick Morgan Rework).mp3
10A - 127 - Dimas Perera, Marling - El Tren (Eloy Gonzalez Remix) [SoundVibes].mp3
10B - 122 - Neil Young - Harvest Moon (Mita Gami Edit).mp3
10B - 122 - Skeleton Army, Rockin Moroccin - Touch (Extended Mix) [Get Physical].mp3
11A - 116 - Yamil - Maiye (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
11A - 118 - Black Coffee & David Guetta - Drive (Da Capo Dub Touch).mp3
11A - 118 - Hamid Al Shaeri - Ouda (PEATY Remix).mp3
11A - 118 - Moojo - Ze Roberto.mp3
11A - 118 - Nuzu Deep - I Am One With The Universe (Chaleee Remix) [WeAreiDyll].mp3
11A - 120 - Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman (Kimotion Edit).mp3
11A - 120 - Jackson 5 - I Want You Back (Moojo Edit).mp3
11A - 120 - Kang - Day5 (Faros Remix).mp3
11A - 120 - Mano, Ajna - Bottom.mp3
11A - 120 - MARTINE GIRAULT - Revival (Newman (I Love) remix).mp3
11A - 120 - Massh - iLanga (&ME Edit).mp3
11A - 120 - Myd, Chambord - Together We Stand (Chambord Remix) [Ed Banger].mp3
11A - 120 - Nico de Andrea, Eli & Fur - Start The Fire (Tayllor Extended Remix) [Armada].mp3
11A - 120 - Sofi Tukker, &friends, Mari Merenda, Sophia Ardessore - Veneno (&friends Extended Mix) [SOFI TUKKER LLC].mp3
11A - 121 - Ajna & Jamiie ft Nomvula - ID DEMO NEW.mp3
11A - 121 - Chocolate Puma, Haska - Always And Forever (Extended Mix) [Armada].mp3
11A - 122 - Busta Rhymes, Rampa, Black Coffee - Mamakusa.mp3
11A - 122 - CamelPhat - What A Day (Marten Lou Remix).mp3
11A - 122 - Kabza de Small - Imithandazo (David Mackay Remix).mp3
11A - 122 - Lemon & Herb - Zulumke (Da Capo Afro Dub).mp3
11A - 122 - Mont Rouge - Belsunce.mp3
11A - 122 - NenaHalena, AMEME - Own The Fire (Extended Lit Mix) [One Tribe].mp3
11A - 123 - CAMAGU - Augusto Yepes.mp3
11A - 123 - Coll - Daydreaming.mp3
11A - 123 - Daft Punk - Get Lucky (Rivo Remix).mp3
11A - 123 - David Tort, Markem - Move Ya Body (Extended Mix) [HoTL].mp3
11A - 123 - Keinemusik, Alan Dixon, Arabic Piano - Thandaza (Original Mix) [Keinemusik].mp3
11A - 123 - Mano Negra - Sueno De Solentiname (Pablo Fierro Version).mp3
11A - 123 - Pablo Fierro, Joyia - Our Love (Original Mix) [WE'RE HERE].mp3
11A - 123 - Royksopp - Running To The Sea (DSF Edit).mp3
11A - 124 - DiMO (BG), Mr.K (BG) - Ronda (Original Mix) [Rituals].mp3
11A - 125 - Rampa - Les Gout (Sllash & Doppe Edit).mp3
11A - 125 - Tayllor - Eyes On Me.mp3
11B - 122 - Baron (FR), Mel Bundo - Spacer (Original Mix) [Get Physical].mp3
12A - 116 - The Weeknd - Creepin' [Hoax (BE) & INMAHEAD Remix].mp3
12A - 118 - Meera (NO) - Blomst (Original Mix) [Crib].mp3
12A - 118 - Michael Jackson - The Thriller (Lucas Moncorge Vision).mp3
12A - 119 - Pippi Ciez, Chukku - Final Chapter (Original Mix) [Madorasindahouse].mp3
12A - 119 - Softmal, LLolita - Family Affair (Original Mix) [Resurrection].mp3
12A - 120 - Da Capo - New Sun.mp3
12A - 120 - Djolee - Lady in Black (Original Mix) [Manitox].mp3
12A - 120 - Fatoumata Diawara - Nterini (Kylian Remix).mp3
12A - 120 - Kanye West - Love Lockdown (Vidojean X Oliver Loenn Afro Remix).mp3
12A - 120 - Maz - Ndaciii.mp3
12A - 120 - MoBlack, Benja, Franc Fala - Yamore.mp3
12A - 120 - MOSY - Watching My Body Move (Original Mix) [Tortuga].mp3
12A - 120 - Prince Kaybee - Higher (Chaleee Remix).mp3
12A - 120 - Shredder SA - Mfana Seshego (Original Mix) [&Maru].mp3
12A - 120 - Tato, MoBlack, VHOOR, Tuyo & FBC - Clareou (Extended Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
12A - 120 - The Weeknd, Moojo - Secret ID x Creepin' (Rivo Mashup).mp3
12A - 120 - Toto - Africa (Alex Twin Edit).mp3
12A - 120 - Victor Alc - Essamina.mp3
12A - 120 - YusMusica - Family Affair.mp3
12A - 121 - Bukeka, Ajna (BE) - Kwenze (Mosoo Remix) [Magnifik].mp3
12A - 121 - Darksidevinyl - What that thing called (Original Mix) [Lekke LLC].mp3
12A - 121 - Kosheen - Hide U (Issy x Marten Lou).mp3
12A - 121 - Regard - Ride It (FromParis Remix).mp3
12A - 121 - Sasson (FR), Bar - Bate Forte.mp3
12A - 122 - Candi Staton - Hallelujah Anyway (Larse VIP Edit).mp3
12A - 122 - Eran Hersh, Alex Twin - Ya Nana.mp3
12A - 122 - Jorja Smith - Little Things (Peace Control Remix).mp3
12A - 122 - Lana Del Rey x Bro code - Summertime Sadness x djMerlon (Chris IDH Edit).mp3
12A - 122 - Moloko - Forever More (Andrew Meller Edit).mp3
12A - 122 - Tabia, Tayllor, Joezi - Butterfly Effect (Extended) [Deep Root Tribe].mp3
12A - 123 - Emmanuel Jal, Nitefreak - Gorah (Francis Mercier Midnight Extended Mix) [Higher Ground].mp3
12A - 123 - Toto - Africa (V2 Rampa Edit).mp3
12A - 123 - Vooz Brothers - Oh Sheep (Original Mix) [REDOLENT].mp3
12A - 124 - Alex Twin, Joezi - Sweet K (Extended Mix) [Kitisuru].mp3
12A - 127 - Quentin Harris - Warning (Adam Ten & Mita Gami Re-Edit).mp3
12A - 128 - Kasabian - Call (Solomun Remix) [Columbia (Sony)].mp3
1A - 118 - Reekado Banks - Feel Different (Chris IDH Remix) [Yulunga].mp3
1A - 120 - Blue Method - Hele.mp3
1A - 120 - Bob Sinclar - World Hold On (Not From Paris Remix).mp3
1A - 120 - Digolo Phillip & Dylan-S - Dana (Foozak & Candyman Remix).mp3
1A - 120 - Drush (FR) & Oluhle x The Weeknd - Nyakalo x Shameless (Pete Dash Mushup).mp3
1A - 120 - Malive, Luiza Gogoia, Morgado - Quintal.mp3
1A - 120 - Oluwadamvic, Anghel, Prayon - Koleye (Extended Mix) [Go Deeva].mp3
1A - 121 - Bob Sinclar - World Hold On (Sasson & Soubeiran Remix).mp3
1A - 121 - Ost & Kjex, Yulia Niko - Love The Rain Days (Santiago Garcia Extended Remix) [Armada].mp3
1A - 122 - Drake & Rampa - Virgil Forever (Instrumental).mp3
1A - 122 - Eran Hersh x Kasango - Ascension.mp3
1A - 122 - Feid - Classy 101 (Maz, VXSION Extended Edit).mp3
1A - 122 - Shimza, Caiiro - Nyali.mp3
1A - 122 - Victor Alc - I Know You Know.mp3
1A - 123 - Duke Dumont - Ocean Drive (Ikerfoxx (ES) Remix).mp3
1A - 123 - James Organ, Kuuda - The Real You (Original Mix) [SHEN].mp3
1A - 123 - Jazzuelle, Kali Mija, Enrico & Carmo, Lati (BR) - Me Ama (Original Mix) [Abracadabra].mp3
1A - 124 - Lazarusman, LITERATURA - Story Of Our Lives (Original Mix) [Connected Frontline].mp3
1A - 124 - Tyla - Water (Yaacov Remix).mp3
2A - 120 - Angelos - Ages (Original Mix) [Frau Blau].mp3
2A - 120 - Black Coffee - Juju (Chaleee & Sammi Ferrer Escalation Remix).mp3
2A - 120 - Bun Xapa - La Mezcla.mp3
2A - 120 - Dennis Ferrer - Hey Hey (Da Capo & Kitty Amor Extended Remix) [Defected].mp3
2A - 120 - Moori - Go Deep.mp3
2A - 120 - Okey, Orsay - Natura (Extended Mix) [Deep Root Tribe].mp3
2A - 120 - Omah Lay - Soso (Deroos Extended Remix).mp3
2A - 120 - QUENTRO & Tuna - Soro Soke.mp3
2A - 120 - Swedish House Mafia - Leave The World Behind (Vidojean X Oliver Loenn 2024 Rework).mp3
2A - 120 - Tyla - Water (Vanco Edit).mp3
2A - 120 - Vidojean x Oliver Loenn - Alameyo (Extended Mix) [Tomorrowland].mp3
2A - 121 - Jamek Ortega - Ride With Me.mp3
2A - 121 - Michael Jackson - Beat it (Shimza Remix).mp3
2A - 122 - 16BL, Colle, deroos - One Place (Extended Mix) [Brain Sugar].mp3
2A - 122 - Alex Twin - Bandido.mp3
2A - 122 - Black Coffee - Gardens Of Eden (Enoo Napa Remix).mp3
2A - 122 - Busta Rhymes - Give It 2 Me (Moon J Remix).mp3
2A - 122 - Colle' - Kupata.mp3
2A - 122 - Dennis Ferrer - Hey Hey (Jack Back Extended Remix) [Defected].mp3
2A - 122 - Dj Fabio Deep - Tombua (Original Mix) [Guettoz Muzik].mp3
2A - 122 - Folamour - Voyage (Antdot Remix).mp3
2A - 122 - Ginno Mesina - This Shit Is Bananas.mp3
2A - 122 - Moon J - Know What You Want (Original Mix) [Tortuga].mp3
2A - 122 - THEUSS - Losing My Mind (Aaaron Remix) [AZZUR].mp3
2A - 123 - Asake - Basquiat (AUGUSTE Remix) [Disposable].mp3
2A - 123 - Bukeka, Ajna (BE) - Anahata (Original Mix) [Magnifik].mp3
2A - 123 - German Brigante - Karttikeya (Original Mix) [Sol Selectas].mp3
2A - 123 - John Cala - Momentum (Original Mix) [Siamese].mp3
2A - 123 - Kashovski - Bad Man (Original Mix) [Get Physical].mp3
2A - 123 - Nico de Andrea, Baron (FR), D - Prezzy - Kingston Groove (Extended Mix) [Armada].mp3
2A - 123 - Palane, Badbwoy - De Soweto (Extended Mix) [Subsonik].mp3
2A - 123 - Victor Alc - Boreal.mp3
2A - 124 - Andre Rizo, Christian Lepah - Kankane (Original Mix) [Katun].mp3
3A - 117 - Moojo, Da Capo - What U Desire (Vocal Mix).mp3
3A - 118 - Chaleee, Marco Pex - Your Hands.mp3
3A - 118 - Yamil, Rosalinda de la Espada - A Ti Nada Mas (Original Mix) [Monaberry].mp3
3A - 120 - 40D x CONDE - Meteor.mp3
3A - 120 - Animalic Drum - Mwendwa (Extended Mix) [Kitisuru].mp3
3A - 120 - Leon - Rise (Baron (FR), Darmon - Mamy Edit).mp3
3A - 120 - MOSY - However (Original Mix) [Tortuga].mp3
3A - 120 - Naika - 1 + 1 (Guapo Remix).mp3
3A - 120 - Naomi Sharon - Definition Of Love (Alex K sh Remix).mp3
3A - 120 - RISE (Ilan Edit), played by keinemusik.mp3
3A - 120 - Tyla - Truth or Dare (Vidojean x Oliver Loenn Remix).mp3
3A - 120 - Victor Alc - Sudam rica.mp3
3A - 120 - WhoMadeWho x Rampa - Tell Me Are We (Arrab Remix).mp3
3A - 121 - Arodes - Rolling.mp3
3A - 121 - Drake - One Dance (DENI Remix).mp3
3A - 122 - A.C.N. - Hekima (Original Mix) [TAU].mp3
3A - 122 - AM M , Baron, Hook N Sling... - Like That x Take You Higher (Cassablanca Edit).mp3
3A - 122 - Disclosure, Eliza Doolittle - You & Me (Rivo Remix) [UMC (Universal Music Catalogue)].mp3
3A - 122 - Drake - A Keeper (Chaleee & Sammi Ferrer Remix).mp3
3A - 122 - Gruwski - Nyami (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
3A - 122 - Kassin - Paradise.mp3
3A - 122 - Makossa & Megablast - Soy Como Soy (Arodes Remix).mp3
3A - 122 - The Weeknd - After Hours (Marcus Santoro Sunset Remix).mp3
3A - 122 - Vernis Rouge - Bande organis e (Kimotion Extended Version) [RCA Group].mp3
3A - 122 - Years & Years - Desire (Adam Trigger & Hoax (BE) Remix).mp3
3A - 123 - ANOTR, Abel Balder - Relax My Eyes (Chris Arna & Morbus Remix).mp3
3A - 123 - Bryson Tiller - Right My Wrongs (Ikerfoxx (ES) Remix).mp3
3A - 123 - Rockin Moroccin - Oldschool, Baby (Playa Edit) V2.mp3
3A - 123 - The Weeknd - Save Your Tears (Alex Wann Remix).mp3
3A - 124 - Arodes - Burning Like This (Original Mix) [Unreleased].mp3
3A - 124 - Capoon - All Of My Heart (Original Mix) [Human By Default].mp3
3A - 124 - Capoon, Vicky Kroon - Yesterday (Original Mix).mp3
3B - 118 - &friends, Bayanni - Ta Ta Ta (Extended) [TH3RD BRAIN].mp3
3B - 124 - The Killers - Mr. Brightside (Aahil Edit).mp3
4A - 119 - Kintar - End Emotions (Extended Mix) [Armada].mp3
4A - 120 - &friends, Phina Asa - This Is What It Feels Like (Atmos Blaq Extended Remix) [Armada].mp3
4A - 120 - Alex Wann, Soubeiran, Nes Mburu - N'Gele.mp3
4A - 120 - Berin - Exotica (Original Mix) [Sunset Gathering].mp3
4A - 120 - Lazarusman, Liva K, atsou - 100 Horses (Original Mix) [Madorasindahouse].mp3
4A - 120 - Moh Maya - Alchemist (Original Mix) [Human By Default].mp3
4A - 120 - Nelly Furtado - Say it Right (Soubeiran Remix).mp3
4A - 120 - Nico Morano, MeWhy - Bingo (DSF Remix) [Ontourage].mp3
4A - 120 - Omah Lay - Holy Ghost (Marino Canal & Santiago Garcia Remix).mp3
4A - 120 - Soubeiran - Mas Que Nada.mp3
4A - 120 - Vidojean X Oliver Loenn - More Than You Know (2024 Rework).mp3
4A - 121 - Dorian Craft - Kilamba (Oxia Remix) [Diversions].mp3
4A - 121 - Dorian Craft, Baron (FR) - Paradigm (Original Mix) [Human By Default].mp3
4A - 121 - Enzo Siffredi, FNX OMAR & BAQABO - Kiswahili (FNX Omar's Mix) [Wired].mp3
4A - 121 - Madonna - Rain (Urmet K Edit 2023).mp3
4A - 121 - Mr. Moudz - Gana (Original Mix) [Go Deeva].mp3
4A - 121 - Playmen, Valeron, Klavdia - Touch Me (Extended Version) [Panik].mp3
4A - 121 - Raffa Guido - Famax (Jerak Remix).mp3
4A - 121 - Touzani, Sofiya Nzau - Ouria Deka (West & Hill Remix) [House Music With Love].mp3
4A - 122 - Adriatique, Eynka - Beyond Us (Extended Hatshepsut Version - Alex Wann Remix) [Cercle].mp3
4A - 122 - Alex Wann & Paul Kalkbrenner - Haze x Sky and Sand (TWINS Edit).mp3
4A - 122 - Alex Wann - Haze (Michel 'On A Dream' Edit).mp3
4A - 122 - Alex Wann vs Pink - What about Haze (Quma Edit).mp3
4A - 122 - Andrea Oliva, Moeaike, Arodes - Stronger Than Before (Original Mix) [Unreleased].mp3
4A - 122 - Armin van Buuren - In And Out Of Love (Rivo Remix) Demo.mp3
4A - 122 - Chaka Khan - Ain't Nobody (Alex Wann Edit).mp3
4A - 122 - Clavi Binos, Xolani, Ivy Lesson, Mcebisi - Ngonyama yamaZulu (DSF Remix) [Afro Fusion].mp3
4A - 122 - Coll - Breathe.mp3
4A - 122 - Drake & Jorja Smith - Get It Together (Antdot & VXSION Revisit Intro Mix).mp3
4A - 122 - Drake - Slime You Out (Samson Remix).mp3
4A - 122 - Franky Wah, Robin M - Intina (Original Mix) [SHEN].mp3
4A - 122 - Franky Wah, Robin M - Maasai (Original Mix) [SHEN].mp3
4A - 122 - Nico Morano, MeWhy - Everything I Own (Gorje Hewek Remix) [Ontourage].mp3
4A - 122 - REMIND - Look Around You (Moojo Remix).mp3
4A - 122 - Yamil - Kale Kale (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
4A - 123 - Akon - Smack That (&friends Remix).mp3
4A - 123 - Alexey Union, Alar - Im Going Big (Original Mix) [TalkTalk].mp3
4A - 123 - Axwell & Ingrosso - More Than You Know (Mont Rouge Remix) [UMC (Universal Music Catalogue)].mp3
4A - 123 - Coldplay - Viva La Vida (Choujaa & Epsylon Remix).mp3
4A - 123 - Idd Aziz, Darksidevinyl - Embe (Original Mix) [Lekke LLC].mp3
4A - 123 - Memo Rex, PALOMA. - Muladhara (Original Mix) [Sol Selectas].mp3
4A - 124 - Angus & Julia Stone - Big Jet Plane (Raphael Palacci Extended Mix).mp3
4A - 124 - Empire Of The Sun - Walking on a Dream (VXSION Edit).mp3
4A - 125 - Carlita - Time (Original Mix) [Counter].mp3
4A - 125 - Empire Of The Sun - Walking on a Dream (Kimotion x Amour Propre Remix).mp3
4A - 125 - Meloko, Mozambo - Ubatuba.mp3
4A - 125 - Rampa - Les Gout (Tayllor Edit).mp3
5A - 117 - Peggy Gou, Lenny Kravitz - I Believe in love again (Darren x Hoodia Remix).mp3
5A - 118 - Vidojean X Oliver Loenn X Alesso - Depeche X If I Lose Myself (Mashup).mp3
5A - 119 - Yacine Dessouki, NDRK - You (Original Mix) [LSF21+].mp3
5A - 120 - Bill Withers - Who Is He (Victhor Remix).mp3
5A - 120 - Bun Xapa - Yeke Yeke (Original Mix) [Calamar].mp3
5A - 120 - Chris IDH - Sunray.mp3
5A - 120 - COOLIO - Gangsta Paradise (Moojo Edit).mp3
5A - 120 - Da Africa Deep - Feel The Love (Original Mix) [One People].mp3
5A - 120 - Da Africa Deep, Mici - Me And You (Extended Mix) [One People].mp3
5A - 120 - Demay - Now That We Found Love (Original Mix) [Calamar].mp3
5A - 120 - G.Zamora, Markuss - Marina (Original Mix) [Personal Belongings].mp3
5A - 120 - Malive, Billy Otto - Reduto (Original Mix) [Diynamic].mp3
5A - 120 - Monkey Safari - Remedy (Original Mix) [Good Vibes From Paradise].mp3
5A - 120 - MOSY - If You Want Me To Stay (Uh Ooh) (Extended Version).mp3
5A - 120 - Naomi Sharon - Another Life (Emre K. Remix).mp3
5A - 120 - Naomi Sharon - Another Life (TwoNotty Edit).mp3
5A - 120 - Naomi Sharon - Another Life (Urmet K Remix).mp3
5A - 120 - Nico Morano, Iron Mayhem - 1979 (Nico Morano Extended Rework) [LIVANA MUSIC].mp3
5A - 120 - Plixis - Coming Back.mp3
5A - 120 - Rihanna - Needed Me (Suite 52 x Bondo Remix).mp3
5A - 120 - Roque, Nontu X - Visions Of Love (Enoo Napa Remix) [DeepHouse].mp3
5A - 120 - SAM-A - Zurimars (Original Mix) [Immortal Bass].mp3
5A - 120 - Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger (Ahmed Bench Remix).mp3
5A - 120 - The Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (Ikerfoxx & Ash Remix).mp3
5A - 120 - The Policy - Maashaven (Dennis Louvra Remix).mp3
5A - 120 - Yamil - You Never Alone (Original Mix) [Pieces of Life].mp3
5A - 121 - &Me - Out Of My Head.mp3
5A - 121 - AlphaBeta - Lullaby (Original Mix) [QulaqAs].mp3
5A - 121 - Bun Xapa, Moojo - Tokyo.mp3
5A - 121 - Coco, Mole, Nitefreak - Savior (Extended) [Deep Root Tribe].mp3
5A - 121 - Gabsy, Ransac - Tarzn (Original Mix) [Wired].mp3
5A - 121 - Gui Boratto - D jeuner Sur L'Herbe (Antdot & Bakka BR Remix Gui Boratto Edit) [Zatar].mp3
5A - 121 - Gui Boratto - D jeuner Sur L'Herbe (Antdot & Bakka BR Remix) [Zatar].mp3
5A - 121 - Jon.K - Contigo (Original Mix) [Somatique].mp3
5A - 121 - Mass?h, Adam Port - All I Got.mp3
5A - 121 - Michael Ritter - Always Love (Original Mix) [AZZUR].mp3
5A - 121 - Moojo - Lisboa.mp3
5A - 121 - SAMM (BE) - TROY.mp3
5A - 121 - Starving Yet Full, Caiiro, Moojo - NGWINO (Original Mix) [Calamar].mp3
5A - 122 - Joezi, Cesaar - Black Sand (Original Mix) [Wired].mp3
5A - 122 - &ME vs. Bad Bunny - Garden Porto Bonito (Calussa Edit).mp3
5A - 122 - Alex Wann - Mayne.mp3
5A - 122 - Coco, Urmet K - Look Up My Baby (Alex Twin Remix) [Yulunga].mp3
5A - 122 - Darque - April (Original Mix) [Kunye].mp3
5A - 122 - ID - Falling Back (Chalee Remix).mp3
5A - 122 - Idd Aziz, KingDonna, Miishu - Ringa (Original Mix) [Sondela].mp3
5A - 122 - Idd Aziz, Savage & SHe , Dean Walker - Dakar (Extended mix) [Handz Of Time].mp3
5A - 122 - Jordan John - Magic (Instrumental) [One Tribe].mp3
5A - 122 - Maglia - U BE MINE (Original Mix) [Anemos Dance].mp3
5A - 122 - Marasi - Africa.mp3
5A - 122 - Maxic - Desert Rose (Original Mix) [BlackSea].mp3
5A - 122 - Meloko, Selim Sivade, Utli, Aemz - Don't Stop (Gianni Romano, Emanuele Esposito, Aura Remix) [Madorasindahouse].mp3
5A - 122 - Michael Jackson x Renate, Presi On, Augusto Yepes - Thriller x Mawu (Yigit&Mert Edit).mp3
5A - 122 - Moojo - Meditation.mp3
5A - 122 - NIIXII - Me and You (DSF Remix) [Mindgame].mp3
5A - 122 - Rockin Moroccin - Always On Time (Extended Mix) [Go Deeva].mp3
5A - 122 - Sounds Of Rituals & Augusto Yepes - Seva In The Deep (Darmon Edit).mp3
5A - 122 - Starving Yet Full, MOSY - On My Mind (Original Mix) [Tortuga].mp3
5A - 122 - Tayllor - Into You (Bootleg).mp3
5A - 123 - Alex Kosh - I Told You (Original Mix) [Sudam].mp3
5A - 123 - DJ G, Juliet Mendoza - Elevate (Dr Feel Remix) [SP].mp3
5A - 123 - Dorian Craft, Chambord - Lost in the Night (Sis Remix) [Diversions].mp3
5A - 123 - Drake - Finesse (Antdot Remix).mp3
5A - 123 - DSF - Not Like You (Extended Mix) [My Other Side of the Moon].mp3
5A - 123 - Emanuele Esposito, Gianni Romano, Helen Tesfazghi - It's Not Right (Moojo Remix) [Ulu].mp3
5A - 123 - Francis Mercier, Boukman Eksperyans - Imamou (Original Mix) [Deep Root Tribe].mp3
5A - 123 - Jazzy, Jamie Jones - We Groovin (Sparrow & Barbossa Remix) [Helix].mp3
5A - 123 - Maz - Emorio^.mp3
5A - 123 - Maz(BR), VXSION x ABBA - Amana x SOS (Dario Hessabi Edit).mp3
5A - 123 - Stromae - Alors Fraoula (Darmon Edit).mp3
5A - 124 - Johannes Brecht - Arp Piano (Club Version) [Diynamic].mp3
5A - 124 - Malik Taj - Contigo.mp3
5A - 124 - Marten Lou - Radiohead 4.0.mp3
5A - 124 - Rufus Du Sol - New Sky (Sathler Remix).mp3
5A - 125 - Zac, Lazarusman, Hugo Cantarra - Validate Yourself (Extended Mix) [Zerothree].mp3
5B - 120 - WhoMadeWho, RY X - Love Will Save Me (Marten Lou Remix) [The Moment].mp3
5B - 122 - Emanuel Satie, Tim Engelhardt, Maga, Sean Doron - Resilience (Andhim Extended Remix) [Scenarios].mp3
6A - 115 - Bobby Caldwell - Do 4 Love (Victhor Remix).mp3
6A - 118 - Muzari - Saka (Original Mix) [Open Bar].mp3
6A - 118 - Rhodes, CamelPhat - Home (Arabic Piano Remix) [Broke].mp3
6A - 119 - Kimotion X Luch - You You You.mp3
6A - 120 - &friends, Joseph (CH) - Jackie Brown.mp3
6A - 120 - Ariano Kina - Love With You (Original Mix) [Made in Kin ].mp3
6A - 120 - Aytiwan & Kaudron - Es Vedra (Chaleee Remix).mp3
6A - 120 - Bun Xapa - Masego fijnal.mp3
6A - 120 - Dennis Ferrer, Danil Wright, Kasango - Church Lady (Extended Mix) [King Street].mp3
6A - 120 - Disalazar - Medusa (Dr Feel Extended Remix) [Polyptych].mp3
6A - 120 - Forrest, &friends, Del Arte - Everyday (Original Mix) [Hidden Hands].mp3
6A - 120 - Gruwski - Amaya (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
6A - 120 - Gruwski - Maremu (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
6A - 120 - Guapo, Peaty - 6PM In Casablanca.mp3
6A - 120 - Hanna Hais, Leo Guardo, GuguPash - Angeke (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
6A - 120 - Jerome Sydor - Ano Derirwo (Original Mix) [Highlimit].mp3
6A - 120 - Minoas Cirillo, ReiRei - Cairo (Extended Mix) [Night Mayors].mp3
6A - 120 - Nico Morano, MeWhy - 100 Miles (Re.you Remix) [Ontourage].mp3
6A - 120 - OVEOUS, QVLN - Queimar (GUAPO (AO) Remix) [Hyper Soul].mp3
6A - 120 - Pablo Fierro, Vanco, Una Rams - WELE WELE (Original Mix) [WE'RE HERE].mp3
6A - 120 - QARAQOOM - Oasis (Original Mix) [QARAQOOM].mp3
6A - 120 - RBOR - Isoma.mp3
6A - 120 - Rufus Du Sol - Innerbloom (Imad & Dennis Louvra Remix).mp3
6A - 120 - Samm & Ajna - By my side.mp3
6A - 120 - Soulroots, Nuzu Deep - Sipho (West & Hill Club Version) V2.mp3
6A - 120 - Zerb, Sofiya Nzau - Mwaki (&friends Remix Extended) [TH3RD BRAIN].mp3
6A - 121 - Mita Gami - Danger Vocals.mp3
6A - 121 - Rhodes, CamelPhat - Home (Samm & Ajna Remix) [Broke].mp3
6A - 122 - &lez - The Rhythm Of Dancing (Extended Mix) [SIZE].mp3
6A - 122 - Bantwanas, Pops Mohamed, Sobantwana - Kora (Extended Mix) [Anjunadeep].mp3
6A - 122 - Bun Xapa - Thibang Thibang.mp3
6A - 122 - G rkem ay - Solo (Original Mix) [Madorasindahouse].mp3
6A - 122 - Haldo - We Danzhe (Original Mix) [Ocha Mzansi].mp3
6A - 122 - Hyenah, DJ Tira, Nitefreak, Luke Ntombela - Ezizweni (Nitefreak Remix) [Sondela].mp3
6A - 122 - Illinois, Darksidevinyl - Lola's Theme (Original Mix) [Lekke LLC].mp3
6A - 122 - KEENE, Arabic Piano - All Night.mp3
6A - 122 - LevyM - Champagne.mp3
6A - 122 - LevyM - Heartache.mp3
6A - 122 - LevyM, Kash Neeve - Heartache (Extended Mix) [Sondela Recordings Ltd].mp3
6A - 122 - Madonna - Music (Alex Twin Rework).mp3
6A - 122 - Moh Maya - El Gallo Dos (Original Mix) [Human By Default].mp3
6A - 122 - Nitefreak, laureno - Asara.mp3
6A - 122 - PEATY - Bamako (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
6A - 122 - Phonique, Ayla (BR) - To Move On (Phonique Remix) [Zatar].mp3
6A - 122 - RY X - Howling (Legare Remix).mp3
6A - 122 - SINHEDA, TwoForAll, Nusty - Ibe Sala (Original Mix) [Wired].mp3
6A - 122 - Soldera, Cazt, Dandara Manoela - Minha Prece Remix (Extended Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
6A - 122 - Tato - Pelo meu amor.mp3
6A - 122 - Tripolism - Ras In France (Extended Mix) [Ultra].mp3
6A - 122 - William Rizz - Magical (Original Mix) [Deep In Your Soul].mp3
6A - 123 - Carlos Torre, Torre & Lords - El Tambor (Original Mix) [Made In Miami].mp3
6A - 123 - Dougwav - Signals.mp3
6A - 123 - Enamour, Samanta Liza - Slip Away (Tim Engelhardt & Sean Doron Remix) [LIFEFORMS].mp3
6A - 123 - Nico Morano, MeWhy - One Too Many Times (Fairplay Remix) [Ontourage].mp3
6A - 123 - The Drifter, Kadosh (IL) - Jakarta (Night Version) [Feines Tier].mp3
6A - 123 - Tommy Farrow - Let's Just (Arodes Remix) [Stress].mp3
6A - 123 - Victor Alc - Shared Love.mp3
6A - 123 - XANDL - Wimbo (Original Mix) [Maneki Neko].mp3
6A - 123 - York, Eran Hersh, Solr - Wema (Extended Mix) [Green Room].mp3
6A - 124 - Abel Ray, Kashovski x Underworld - Sick Boy Born Slippy.mp3
6A - 124 - Coll - Something to Believe.mp3
6A - 124 - Kashovski - Pull Out The Fire.mp3
6A - 124 - Meera (NO) - No Space (Original Mix) [Crib].mp3
6A - 124 - Mita Gami - All By Myself.mp3
6A - 124 - Moojo - I Want Your Soul.mp3
6A - 124 - Tayllor - Zurdo (Original mix) [IZIKI].mp3
6A - 125 - Silyvi, Two Strong - Quando Fui A Benguela (Original Mix) [NuLu].mp3
6A - 126 - Bulat - Karimu (The Organism Remix) [Organic Tunes].mp3
6A - 126 - Lazarusman, AMEME, Cameron - Never (Extended Mix) [REALM].mp3
6B - 119 - Chambord X MJ - Mamentia (Don't Stop) (Abel Ray Edit).mp3
7A - 118 - The Weeknd - Earned It (DUMAA Edit).mp3
7A - 120 - Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (Choujaa Remix).mp3
7A - 120 - Ajna - Move (V2 DEMO).mp3
7A - 120 - Ajna, Samm vs Whitney Houston - Unbreak my Union (Quma Edit).mp3
7A - 120 - Alessa Khin - Asita (Original Mix) [Afromatic Lab.].mp3
7A - 120 - Arodes & Fahlberg - She Asked Me To Dance.mp3
7A - 120 - Avangart Tabldot - Ella.mp3
7A - 120 - Choujaa - Nyu Bi Woni.mp3
7A - 120 - Coco, Urmet K - Look Up My Baby (Chris IDH Remix) [Yulunga].mp3
7A - 120 - Drake - Get It Together (Samson Remix).mp3
7A - 120 - Emanuel Satie, Maga - Flores (Meera (NO) Remix) [Scenarios].mp3
7A - 120 - Fahlberg, Jamek Ortega - Tirana Nights (Original Mix) [Madorasindahouse].mp3
7A - 120 - Konvex (FR), L'Amorosso - Back to Life (Original Mix) [AZZUR].mp3
7A - 120 - Mayas - Call Me (Chaleee Remix).mp3
7A - 120 - RBOR - Take Me Deep (Original Mix) [Sunset Gathering].mp3
7A - 120 - Samm (BE) - Massako (Original Mix) [Magnifik].mp3
7A - 120 - Samm - Paradise.mp3
7A - 121 - Ajna (BE), Samm (BE) - Secundo (Original Mix) [Magnifik].mp3
7A - 121 - Bakayan - Breath.mp3
7A - 121 - DJ Merlon - Room Temperature.mp3
7A - 122 - 1995_Hallelujah (Sachaaa & Lazare Edit).mp3
7A - 122 - Alex Twin, Joezi - Mohoya (Extended Mix) [Kitisuru].mp3
7A - 122 - David Hopperman, Natema - Zulu (Joezi Remix) [TRANSA].mp3
7A - 122 - Emmanuel Jal, KEENE, Angelos - Bud h (Djeff Remix) [Madorasindahouse].mp3
7A - 122 - Joezi - Amathole (Alex Twin Remix).mp3
7A - 122 - Konvex (FR) - Ma Douce (Atsou Remix) [AZZUR].mp3
7A - 122 - Lizwi, Nariz (IL), Joezi - Omama (Original Mix) [Wired].mp3
7A - 122 - Muzari - Iphutha Lami (Chaleee Remix).mp3
7A - 122 - Notre Dame - Ritmo del Mundo.mp3
7A - 122 - REMIND - 1995 (Original Mix) [Calamar].mp3
7A - 122 - Sasson (FR), Mont Rouge - War Cry (Original Mix) [WE'RE HERE].mp3
7A - 122 - Tayllor - Baylame.mp3
7A - 122 - VXSION - Ouakam (Extended Mix) [Endless Music (BR)].mp3
7A - 123 - Ahmed Spins - Anchor Point (Am m 's Voodoo Drums Edit).mp3
7A - 123 - Ben Westbeech, Johannes Brecht - Believer (Club Version) [Diynamic].mp3
7A - 123 - Manybeat - The Gypsy Woman (Original Mix) [Tortuga].mp3
7A - 123 - Safar (FR) - Love Parade (Original Mix) [Sol Selectas].mp3
7A - 123 - Samm (BE), Maxi Meraki - Open Your Eyes (Extended Mix).mp3
7A - 123 - Zouk Machine - Maldon (Rampa Edit).mp3
7A - 124 - Ayala (IT) - Kong (Original Mix) [Multinotes].mp3
7A - 124 - Badbwoy - Loving You (Extended Mix) [Subsonik].mp3
7A - 124 - Coco, Urmet K - Look Up My Baby (DSF Remix) [Yulunga].mp3
7A - 124 - Darque, Thandi Draai - Yonke (Rodriguez Jr. Remix) [Kunye].mp3
7A - 124 - Marasi - Opera (Original Mix) [Madorasindahouse].mp3
7A - 125 - Lyves, Joseph Ashworth - Signs (Extended Mix) [Sound of Outside].mp3
7A - 126 - Chemical Surf - Mercy (Extended Mix) [Get Physical].mp3
7B - 121 - Sin ad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U (Yulia Niko Edit).mp3
7B - 122 - Spencer Brown, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Wilt Claybourne - Awu Wemadoda (&friends Mix) [diviine].mp3
8A - 118 - Jaquet - Soy Candela.mp3
8A - 118 - Kimotion - Right Here Right Now (Original Mix) [Techno And Chill].mp3
8A - 120 - Anza, LITCHI, Atlantis (ofc) - Di Bunja (Original Mix) [Sol Selectas].mp3
8A - 120 - Asif Shmueli - HUGS.mp3
8A - 120 - Burak Yeter, Danelle Sandoval, Kimotion - Tuesday (Kimotion Remix) [Connection].mp3
8A - 120 - De Noko, Prinz Tello - Mosadi Wa Mosotho (Original Afrohouse Mix) [iM Electronica].mp3
8A - 120 - Dua Lipa - Houdini X Chris IDH - Falling For Your Lies (Dino M Edit).mp3
8A - 120 - Emanuele Esposito, Gianni Romano, Tim Schou - Possibilities & Harmonies (Original Mix) [Ulu].mp3
8A - 120 - Fleetwood Mac - Dreams (Moojo & Demaya Edit).mp3
8A - 120 - HUGEL, Alex Wann - Forever In My Mind.mp3
8A - 120 - Jonny Miller - Somewhere (Chaleee Oblivion Mix).mp3
8A - 120 - Keinemusik - Muye (Enoo Napa Remix).mp3
8A - 120 - Kiko Navarro, Hugo Navarro - Una Mattina (Original Mix) [Afroterraneo].mp3
8A - 120 - Kris Davis - Forever Alone.mp3
8A - 120 - M.E.M.O. - Loca (Extended Version) [Mobilee].mp3
8A - 120 - Maz, Antdot - Run.mp3
8A - 120 - Meloko, LKF Project, Selim Sivade - Simple Child (Illusory Remix) [AZZUR].mp3
8A - 120 - Moojo - Oui.mp3
8A - 120 - Nico Morano, MeWhy - Juno Love (Santiago Garcia Remix) [Ontourage].mp3
8A - 120 - Omary, Saint Evo - El Amal.mp3
8A - 120 - Peaty x Peace Control - Echoes (Remix).mp3
8A - 120 - P DE & Dangel Twins - Dorma.mp3
8A - 120 - REMIND, Moojo, Loving - It's Alright.mp3
8A - 120 - Rihanna - Stay (Moojo Remix).mp3
8A - 120 - Robin M - Tu Sawa (Original Mix) [SHEN].mp3
8A - 120 - Robin M, Nyabuto - Tu Sawa (Just Fine) [SHEN].mp3
8A - 120 - Victor Alc - Hanging Tree.mp3
8A - 120 - YAROKI - CoD 34 (Original Mix) [QulaqAs].mp3
8A - 121 - Hot Natured, Ali Love - Benediction (Steve Amoroso Edit).mp3
8A - 121 - KIDY - African Odyssey (Original Mix) [QulaqAs].mp3
8A - 121 - Konvex (FR), Yumho - Never Without Us (Dr Feel Remix Azzur Retouch) [AZZUR].mp3
8A - 121 - Moojo & Keinenmusic - Cezar Nmina (James Layoun Remix).mp3
8A - 121 - Tie"sto - Drifting (Maxi Meraki Remix).mp3
8A - 121 - Victor Alc - Neutral Event.mp3
8A - 122 - &ME, Black Coffee - The Rapture Pt. III + Greatest Day (Bona Fide's Mashup).mp3
8A - 122 - Ahoona - To The Moon.mp3
8A - 122 - Angel Sanchez, OliO, Frede, WALTHER, Iyami Aje - Night Sky (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
8A - 122 - Anotr, Abel - Relax My Eyes (Sammi Ferrer & Chaleee Remix).mp3
8A - 122 - BRUNN - Detroit (Extended Mix) [ACRBTC].mp3
8A - 122 - Daomega - Soul Dance (Original Mix) [Lekke LLC].mp3
8A - 122 - Dorian Craft, Tosz - Over the Falls (Clemente Remix) [Diversions].mp3
8A - 122 - Fatboy Slim - Right Here, Right Now (Soubeiran Remix).mp3
8A - 122 - Joyia, MAXI MERAKI - Remember (Extended Mix) [Ultra].mp3
8A - 122 - Kitty Amor, SeeMeNot - Together, Pt. II (The Amor Effect Dub) [Defected].mp3
8A - 122 - Komashov - Light Vs Darkness.mp3
8A - 122 - Korus, Blanka Mazimela, Sobantwana - Gcwanini (Samantha Loveridge Extended Remix) [Get Physical].mp3
8A - 122 - MEG & NERAK - Mindfields (Original Mix) [Wired].mp3
8A - 122 - Mendo - Rising Sun (I Got 5 On It) (Alex Twin Edit).mp3
8A - 122 - Moojo - Ms. Jackson.mp3
8A - 122 - Pysh, Lazarusman, Bondar - Say Yes (Doctor Dru Remix) [Atmosphere].mp3
8A - 122 - Re.you, Dorian Craft - Magic Carpet (Original Mix) [AZZUR].mp3
8A - 122 - Yamil, Thimble, Pieces Of Life - Sun Shine (Original Mix) [Pieces of Life].mp3
8A - 123 - &ME & Time - Not Alone (Dorian Craft Edit).mp3
8A - 123 - Andy Bros - Honey (Original Mix) [Monaberry].mp3
8A - 123 - Janet Jackson - Together Again (Rampa Edit).mp3
8A - 123 - Planet Funk - Chase The Sun (TATO Edit).mp3
8A - 123 - Slivio Luz, Keinemusik - Euphomnia Salalina (Liva K Edit) (Rework Remade Breakstorm).mp3
8A - 123 - Softmal, LLolita - Out Of Touch (Original Mix) [Resurrection].mp3
8A - 123 - Victor Alc - Alma.mp3
8A - 124 - Arodes & Martim Rola - Nightcall.mp3
8A - 124 - Beach House - Lemon Glow (Marten Lou Remix).mp3
8A - 124 - Till Von Sein - Sundowna Nation Of (Dyed Soundorom and Shonky Remix - Facundo Mohrr Edit).mp3
8A - 125 - Chromatics - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Hugo Cantarra & Auguste Remix).mp3
8A - 125 - ID - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Auguste & Hugo Cantarra Remix).mp3
8A - 127 - Lil Yachty - Ive Officially Lost Vision (Tim Engelhardt Edit).mp3
8B - 120 - Cher - Believe (Super Flu Remix).mp3
8B - 122 - Xinobi - Infinite City (Extended Mix) [Discotexas].mp3
9A - 116 - MoBlack, Santiago Garcia - Good Energy.mp3
9A - 117 - DTale, Badbox, Leo Gira - Crazy (Extended Mix) [Armada].mp3
9A - 118 - Billie Eilish, Khalid - Lovely (Drega Remix).mp3
9A - 118 - Cesaria Evora - Petit Pays (Notre Dame Rework).mp3
9A - 118 - Chambord, Jaguar Jaguar - Born In Blue (Original Mix) [VOD].mp3
9A - 118 - Deer Jade - Jukurpa (Extended Mix) [Kompakt].mp3
9A - 119 - Samm & Maxi Meraki - Everybody Get Up.mp3
9A - 120 - Anja (BE) - Astro.mp3
9A - 120 - Chaleee, Yoliswa - Rise Up.mp3
9A - 120 - Craig David - 7 Days (Alex Wann X Sparrow & Barbossa Remix).mp3
9A - 120 - Djeff, 40D - Indie Genius Monks (Original Mix) [Kazukuta].mp3
9A - 120 - Gruwski - Kaliteyo (Original Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
9A - 120 - ID - Shiver (Jaquet Remix).mp3
9A - 120 - Kaudron - Wonderful World (Enoo Napa Remix) [Deep In Your Soul].mp3
9A - 120 - Lumidee - I'll Never Leave (Sinto & Ikerfoxx Remix).mp3
9A - 120 - Masters At Work - Work (Chus Private Edit).mp3
9A - 120 - Missio (ARG) - I Don't Need You (Original Mix) [Human By Default].mp3
9A - 120 - Moeaike - Bo Bom.mp3
9A - 120 - Moon Rocket - Just Me & You (Original Mix) [Moon Rocket].mp3
9A - 120 - Moritz (UK) - Taka Taka (Original Mix) [Renaissance].mp3
9A - 120 - Picca & Mars - Nyam (RIEL Remix) [Inward].mp3
9A - 120 - Pink Floyd - Welcome To The Machine (Kandar Rework).mp3
9A - 120 - RY X - Salt (Oysher Remix).mp3
9A - 120 - Tayllor - Home.mp3
9A - 120 - Tayllor - My neck My back.mp3
9A - 120 - Touzani - Dhermi (Extended Mix) [MoBlack].mp3
9A - 121 - Ayala (IT), Nes Mburu - Gathoni (West & Hill Remix) [Pieces of Life].mp3
9A - 121 - Badbwoy x Hoodia - Veneno.mp3
9A - 121 - Bun Xapa - Full Tank.mp3
9A - 121 - Garden City Movement - Untouchable (Mita Gami Edit).mp3
9A - 121 - JEWELS, Kenza, LE YORA - Next To Me (Antdot Remix) [Ascension Label].mp3
9A - 122 - MOSY - Trying (Original Mix) [Tortuga].mp3
9A - 122 - Alex Twin - Together (Vocal Mix).mp3
9A - 122 - Atmos Blaq, Chopstar - Dream Keys (Original Mix) [Sondela].mp3
9A - 122 - Chris Arna - Drowning (Original Mix) [Ulu].mp3
9A - 122 - D-Note - Shed My Skin (Elias Kazais Remix).mp3
9A - 122 - Empire of the sun - We Are the People (ODARA [BE] Remix).mp3
9A - 122 - Fahlberg - A Heart To Share (Original Mix) [No One Around].mp3
9A - 122 - KANYE WEST - FATHER STRETCH (CS REMIX).mp3
9A - 122 - Merlin, WITH U - How Deep Is Your Love (Extended Mix) [Kontor].mp3
9A - 122 - Mont Rouge (CH) - Tamale.mp3
9A - 122 - Robert Owens, Oscar P - Thank You (Enoo Napa Mix (Remastered)) [Open Bar].mp3
9A - 123 - Bun Xapa - Tel Aviv.mp3
9A - 123 - Caiiro, Moojo - Here We Are.mp3
9A - 123 - Caiiro, Moojo, Szon - I Want You (Original Mix) [Calamar].mp3
9A - 123 - Luchii - Vertebrea (SOMMA Remix).mp3
9A - 123 - Rui Da Silva - Touch Me (Peace Control Remix).mp3
9A - 123 - Super Flu - Love Song.mp3
9A - 123 - Super Flu - Lovesong (Original Mix) [Ritter Butzke].mp3
9A - 124 - Caiiro - Touch Me (The Akan Darmon Edit).mp3
9A - 124 - Coll - Thoughts.mp3
9A - 124 - Maori - Fusion World (Extended Mix) [REALM].mp3
9A - 124 - Seal - Crazy (Urmet K Edit).mp3
9A - 126 - Kiko Franco - Day N Night (Extended Version).mp3
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2024.05.07 18:46 Lord_Long_Rod That Time “Huntley Diden” Visited My Stripper Bar

Back in the ’90s I operated a titty bar called “The Bearded Clam”. It was an upscale joint, ya know what I’m sayin’? We did not discriminate at all against the Jews and the A-rabs, just the blacks. Even knife fights were rare in my joint! Who am I? Well, due to legal reasons I am told not to disclose my real name. So you can call me “Sal”.
We didn’t allow no prostitution in my joint, unless the guy gots money. If he gots money, then I would set him up in a back room I had fixed up in the back. I stored our cleaning products back there. But I threw a twin mattress on the fuckin’ floor and covered it up with plastic. Presto!! It is Casa La Amore. I would put da client back there with one of my goils, collect the guy’s dough, and set an egg timer for 10 minutes. You gotta “ding” before that bell rings! You know what I am saying? HA HA HA HA!!! Otherwise, I will have my nephews, Brutus and Hercules, drag your sport ass out to the pocking lot and beat the living out of you. Capisce? You get none of MY goils’ cooch unless ya pays me for it!
Well, that was a long time ago. Eventually I got pinched for taxes and the fucking IRS shut me down. They tried to put me away, but I told da feds a couple little stories I knew about some greaseballs we both know, and they cut me a deal. They gave me a new identity and set me up in the suburbs out in the Midwest. But now I am 78 years old and living in a retirement village in Florida. I run the numbers racket in here, see? I even got a couple of these old broads here on payroll. I pimp them out for a hundy a hump! It provides me with a little piece of spending money and keeps me outa trouble.
All in all, things could be worse. I could be rotting in some shit hole federal prison and sharing a cell with one of those jig-a-boos, I guess. Here at “Aging Acres” I got a roof over my head. I get 3 meals a day. I got a cute little Spanish chick with a tight little ass I slip a few bucks to every Saturday night to blow me while she sticks her finger up my ass. She looks like that ding bat in Congress. What’s her name? IUD? No, no.. wait… AOC!!! Yeah, that’s the one!
So, back in 1998, I think it was … Let me tell ya this story. Back in 1998, I think, I had this VIP come into my joint with his son. He was a real high roller. He said his name was Joe Diden, and that his son was Huntley Diden. These were obviously not their real names. I recognized that dirty motherfucker as soon as he set foot in my joint. He came into the joint with the kid, spent a lot of money at the bar, and bought several lap dances.
Both of them were wearing ties and coats, like they just came from their white collar jobs. But instead of pants, they was both wearing sweat pants. They thought they were being cute. They thought they was gonna rub their little pencil dicks up against my goils, through them flimsy pants. But I been in the business a long time, so I know these stupid games the assholes play. So I decided to keep a close eye on these two fucking perverts. One drop of jizz and I was going to put Brutus and Hercules on these two ding dongs, Sicilian style.
Well, I had business to attend to off the premises. I had this thing I had to do. I had to go get rid of a thing, Capisce? So I left my manager, Renaldo, in charge of the joint. He was a poof ball, but otherwise a good guy, and a hard worker. I figure a poof is good in this line of work because they won’t constantly be trying to fuck the goils, ya know what I mean?
Well, at around midnight me and my cousin, Johnny Lasagne, were finishing this task for which I took my leave from my joint. We were putting our shovels in the trunk of Johnny’s Monte Carlo when my cell phone rang. It was Renaldo. He was hysterical. It seems that those two sweat pants wearing motherfuckers were touching my goils and creeping them out. I told Renaldo to get Brutus and Hercules up there and wait for me to get back. I wanted to take a few whacks at these two fuckin’ gibrones myself for disrespecting my goils. I told Johnny, “Don’t take them shovels home just yet, ok?” He nodded.
When I got back to my joint I found Hercules applying a choke hold on Huntley. The kid’s face was already turnin’ blue. Daddy was busy trying to fast talk his way outa this shit with Renaldo. Brutus had Daddy’s pants and shorts pulled down and holding his nads tightly with a pair of pliers. His nads were turning blue too. Brutus was threatening to pop Joe’s nuts like a zit on some pimply face kid. I intervened.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?”, I demanded to know. It turns out that the kid, Huntley, busted a nut through his sweat pants during a lap dance. This is a BIG no-no in the business, and gets ya a brutal ass kicking, you know what I fuckin’mean? These little pricks … I don’t know what kind of dick shriveling disease these fuckers have. I don’t want my goils exposed to that shit!! The first time one of my clients get the clap after dinkin’ one of my dick cozies and word gets out?!? I AM FUCKED!! This would fuck up my business like nothing else could.
Then, as if jizzing my juicer without paying weren’t bad enough, the old man started going up on stage and sniffing my dancers’ hair. It creeped the fuck out of my goils. I don’t blame them either. That is some weird shit right there! But it was when he started grabbing their tits and shit that he truly crossed the line. DON’T FUCK WIT MY WHORES!!! Otherwise, you is going THROUGH the fuckin’ door, amigo. Capisce?
Well finally this old prick got reasonable, probably because one of his balls blew out under the pressure of Brutus’s grip. Joe offered me $10,000.00 cash, for “my troubles”. I said, “Let me see da fuckin’ cash, ya degenerate maggot.” Hercules escorted Huntley to his Beamer to retrieve it. When they returned, Huntley was carrying a brief case and sporting a new shiner he did not have a moment before.
Huntley opened the brief case to expose what turned out to be nearly $20,000.00 in cash, along with a lot of doping paraphernalia and little baggies of coke and a bunch of rubbers. I closed the briefcase, then violently slammed the edge of it into Huntley’s balls. “I will take it all, you no good, degenerate prick”, I said. Huntley hid the floor hard. He laid there and was whimpering like the pathetic little bitch dat he is.
Then I walked over to the old man. He was staring at me with his mouth hanging wide open. I told the old fuck to empty his pockets. He was carried $2.34, a hotel room key, and a receipt from Ben and Jerry’s. I said, “You pathetic prick. Why can’t you act like a fucking MAN!!” Then I bitch slapped him. “WHAP!!!!”
Finally, I called my oriental goil, Ding Dong, over. I asked her if either of these two jerkoffs had touched her. She said the old guy sniffed her hair while he had his hands down his pants. I had Hercules make the old guy vertical. Then I said, “Ding Dong? I want you to shit on his fucking face!” She promptly obliged my request. After that I told Brutus and Hercules to ride both of these two cock suckers out into the middle of Gater Swamp and dump them out, then to sink their fucking Beamer into Wood Booger Bayou.
After dat I had one of my black boys clean up the mess. I went home and went to bed. That was the last time I seen them Diden boys. Good riddance, ya know what I am sayin? Ha ha ha!! What a couple of stupid fuckers, thinking they can do whatever they fucking please with no consequences. Fuck that!!
It weren’t long after that occurrence that I started having IRS problems. Heh heh heh!! Motherfuckers!! But I had my ace in da hole that old Joey did not know about. All I had to do was drop dime on a couple of swarthy drug king pins and PRESTO!! Not only am I a free man, but the feds are putting me up at their expense!!
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2024.05.07 03:57 Biggs1313 I would replace this tower for a bigger one.. but my boys probably spend a third of the day on it, Monte here almost always in this position. Can't recommend it enough for like $70 bucks on Amazon. It has 40+ pounds of cat playing on it constantly.

I would replace this tower for a bigger one.. but my boys probably spend a third of the day on it, Monte here almost always in this position. Can't recommend it enough for like $70 bucks on Amazon. It has 40+ pounds of cat playing on it constantly. submitted by Biggs1313 to mainecoons [link] [comments]


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Color Purple, The [2023] (MA)
Drop, The [2014] (MA or Google Play/ports)
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Breaking Bad: The Final Season (Vudu)
Call Me By Your Name (MA + Sony points)
Candyman: Day Of The Dead (Vudu or Google Play)
Coal Miner's Daughter [1980] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Crow, The [1994] (Vudu or Google Play)
Devotion [2022] (Vudu HD or iTunes 4K)
Double Indemnity [1944] (iTunes/ports)
Drive [2011] (MA + Sony points)
Emma [2020] (MA)
Fast X [2023] (MA + Universal Rewards points)
Fortress [2021] (Vudu or Google Play)
Fruitvale Station (Vudu)
Girl In The Spider's Web, The [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Glass [2019] (MA)
Grown Ups 2 (MA + Sony points)
Hocus Pocus (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Holmes & Watson [2018] (MA + Sony points)
How To Train Your Dragon [2010] (MA)
Ice Age: The Meltdown (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Insidious: Chapter 3 (MA + Sony points)
Into The Woods [2014] (MA + 150 points)
Killing Gunther (Vudu)
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Lion King, The [1994] (MA + 150 points)
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MIB International [2019] (MA + Sony points)
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Mob Land [2023] (Vudu HD or iTunes 4K)
Nightmare Before Christmas, The [1993] (MA + 150 points)
Night They Came Home, The [2024] (Vudu)
Northman, The [2022] (MA)
Nurse Jackie season 7 (Vudu)
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Orange Is The New Black season 3 (Vudu)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (iTunes/ports)
Pete's Dragon [2016] (MA + 150 points)
Possession Of Hannah Grace, The [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Preacher season 1 (Vudu)
Predator [1987] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Pride + Prejudice + Zombies [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Public Enemies [2009] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Punisher, The [2004] (Vudu or Google Play)
Queen Of Katwe [2016] (MA + 150 points)
Rock The Kasbah (MA)
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Secret Life Of Pets 2, The [2019] (MA)
Shallows, The [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Sicario: Day Of The Soldado [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs [1937] (MA + 150 points)
Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse (MA + Sony points)
Taxi Driver [1976] (MA + Sony points)
The Secret: Dare To Dream (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Top Gun: Maverick (Vudu HD or iTunes 4K)
Uncharted [2022] (MA + Sony points)
Uncut Gems [A24] (Vudu or Google Play)
Us [2019] (MA)
Vanishing, The [2019] (Vudu or Google Play)
Venture Bros: Radiant Is The Blood Of The Baboon Heart [2023] (MA)
Violent Night [2022] (MA)
Walking Dead season 9, The (Vudu or Google Play)
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2 Guns [2013] (iTunes/ports 4K)
22 Jump Street [2014] (MA + Sony points)
31 [2016] (Vudu)
3 From Hell [Unrated] (Vudu 4K or iTunes 4K)
47 Meters Down (iTunes)
About Last Night [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (MA)
Admission [2013] (iTunes/ports)
Adventures Of Tintin, The (Vudu or iTunes)
After Earth [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Age Of Adaline, The (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Alien Covenant (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA/GP)
Allied [2016] (Vudu)
Aloha [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Alpha [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Alpha & Omega 2: A Howl-lday Adventure (Vudu)
Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
American Girl: Isabelle Dances Into The Spotlight (MA)
American Hustle [2013] (MA + Sony points)
American Reunion [Unrated] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (iTunes)
Annie [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Annihilation [2018] (iTunes 4K)
Arrival [2016] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Assassin's Creed (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Atomic Blonde (MA)
Bad Words [2014] (iTunes/ports)
Baywatch (iTunes 4K)
Beauty & The Beast [2017] (MA + 150 points/iTunes option is expired)
Beirut [2018] (MA)
Ben-Hur [2016] (Vudu)
Best Man Holiday, The [2013] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Blackhat [2015] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Bohemian Rhapsody (MA or Google Play/ports)
Boss Baby, The [2017] (MA)
Bourne Legacy, The (iTunes/ports 4K)
Boy, The [2016] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Boyhood [2014] (Vudu or iTunes)
Breakthrough [2019] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Bridesmaids [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Broken City [2013] (MA)
Bumblebee (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Bye Bye Man, The [Unrated] (iTunes/ports)
Cabin In The Woods, The (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Captain America: Civil War (MA only/no points or iTunes option)
Captain Phillips [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Cars 3 (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA + 150 points)
Case For Christ, The [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Celebrating Mickey (MA/ no points)
Choice, The [2016] (Vudu or iTunes)
Company Of Heroes [2013] (MA)
Concussion [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Contraband (iTunes/ports)
Curse Of Chucky [2013] [Unrated] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Daddy's Home (iTunes 4K)
Dark Skies [2013] (Vudu)
Dark Tower, The [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Dead Again In Tombstone [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Dead In Tombstone [Unrated] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Dead Man Down [2013] (MA)
Deadpool 2 [2018] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Deepwater Horizon (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Despicable Me [2010] (MA)
Despicable Me 3 (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Devil's Due [2014] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Divergent Series: Allegiant, The (iTunes 4K)
Django Unchained (Vudu)
Dolittle [2020] (MA)
Downsizing (iTunes 4K)
Downton Abbey [2019] (MA)
Dracula Untold (iTunes/ports 4K)
Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer's Curse (iTunes/ports)
Dredd [2012] (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Duff, The (iTunes or Google Play)
Elysium (MA + Sony points)
Emoji Movie, The [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Empire State [2013] (Vudu or Google Play)
Ender's Game (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Epic [2013] (MA)
Equalizer, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Equalizer 2, The (MA + Sony points)
Escape From Planet Earth (Vudu)
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial [1982] (MA)
Everest [2015] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Ex Machina (Vudu)
Exodus: Gods & Kings (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Exposed [2016] (Vudu)
Fast & Furious [2009] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Fast & The Furious, The [2001] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Fate Of The Furious [F8] [Theatrical] (MA 4K)
Fences [2016] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Ferdinand [2017] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Fifty Shades Darker [2017] [Unrated] (MA 4K)
Fifty Shades Of Grey (iTunes/ports 4K)
Finding Dory (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA + 150 points)
First Purge, The [2018] (MA)
Five Feet Apart [2019] (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Flight [2012] (Vudu or iTunes)
Footloose [2011] (Vudu)
Frozen [2013] (iTunes/ports 4K+ 150 points)
Fury [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Game Of Thrones season 1 (iTunes)
Get Out [2017] (MA)
Ghostbusters [2016] [Theatrical & Extended] (MA + Sony points)
Ghost Team One [2013] (Vudu or iTunes)
Gifted [2017] (MA or Google Play/ports, iTunes option is expired)
God Bless The Broken Road (Vudu or Google Play)
Gods Not Dead 2 [2016] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Gods Of Egypt (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Greatest Showman, The [2017] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Great Wall, The [2017] (MA)
Grey, The [2012] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol.2 (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Guilt Trip, The [2012] (Vudu)
Hacksaw Ridge (Vudu or Google Play/iTunes option expired)
Hail, Caesar [2016] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters [Unrated] (Vudu or iTunes)
Hateful Eight, The (Vudu or Google Play)
Heat, The [2013] [Theatrical] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Hell Or High Water (iTunes 4K or Vudu/Google Play HD)
Hercules [2014] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Hitman's Bodyguard, The (Vudu or Google Play/iTunes option is expired)
Hobbs & Shaw [2019] (MA)
Home [2015] [DreamWorks] (MA)
Homefront [2013] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Honey 2 [2011] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Hotel Transylvania 3 (MA + Sony points)
How To Train Your Dragon 2 (MA)
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, The (iTunes 4K or Google Play HD)
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2, The (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Huntsman: Winter's War, The [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
I Am Wrath (Vudu)
Identity Thief [2013] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Inside Out [2015] (iTunes/ports 4K + 150 points)
Instant Family (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Internship, The [2013] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Interview, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Invisible Man, The [1933] (MA)
Iron Man 3 (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
I Still Believe [2020] (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
It Follows (Vudu)
Jackass 3 [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes)
Jack Reacher (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (iTunes 4K)
Jarhead 3: The Siege [Unrated] (MA)
Jason Bourne (iTunes/ports 4K)
John Henry [2020] (Vudu)
John Wick (iTunes 4K)
John Wick 1 & 2 (Vudu or Google Play)
John Wick: Chapter 2 (iTunes 4K)
John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum (iTunes 4K) or all 3 for $5
Joy [2015] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (MA + Sony points)
Jurassic World (iTunes/ports 4K)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (MA)
Justice [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Kick-Ass 2 [2013] (MA)
Kidnap [2017] (iTunes/ports)
Killer Elite (iTunes/ports)
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Last Knights [2015] (Vudu)
Last Vegas [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Last Witch Hunter, The [2015] (iTunes 4K or Google Play)
Lawrence Of Arabia [1962] (MA + Sony points)
Legend Of Hercules, The [2014] (iTunes 4K)
Leprechaun: Origins (Vudu)
Leprechaun Returns (Vudu or Google Play)
Les Misérables [2012] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Let's Be Cops [2014] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Life [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Life Of Pi (iTunes/ports 4K)
Like A Boss [2020] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Lockout [2012] [Unrated] (MA + Sony points)
Logan [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Longest Ride, The (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Lorax, The [2012] (iTunes/ports)
Love Actually [2003] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Love & Mercy [2015] (Vudu)
Love, Simon [2018] (MA)
Lucy [2014] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (MA)
Maleficent (iTunes/ports 4K + 150 points)
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again [2018] (MA)
Marauders (Vudu)
Martian, The [2015] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Mary Poppins [1964] (MA + 150 points)
Mechanic: Resurrection (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Men In Black 2 [2002] (MA + Sony points)
Men In Black 3 (MA + Sony points)
MI-5 [2015] (Vudu)
Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Mile 22 (iTunes 4K)
Mindgamers [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Miracles From Heaven (MA + Sony points)
Mission Impossible: Fallout (iTunes 4K)
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (iTunes 4K)
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (iTunes 4K) or all 3 for $5
Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Monuments Men, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Mortal Engines [2018] (MA)
Mortal Instruments: The City Of Bones, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Mother's Day [2016] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Mountain Between Us, The [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Mummy, The [1999] (MA)
Mummy Returns, The [2001] (MA)
Murder On The Orient Express [2017] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Neighbors [2014] (iTunes/ports)
Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Noah [2014] (Vudu or iTunes)
Non-Stop [2014] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Norm Of The North (Vudu or iTunes)
Now You See Me 2 (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Nut Job, The [2014] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Oblivion [2013] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Olympus Has Fallen (MA + Sony points)
Ouija [2014] (MA)
Overlord [2018] (Vudu)
Pain & Gain [2013] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity [2009] [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity 2 [Unrated Director's Cut] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity 3 [Extended] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity 4 [Unrated] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones [Theatrical] (iTunes)
Passengers [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Penguins Of Madagascar (MA)
Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters (MA or Google Play/ports)
Peter Rabbit [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Pet Sematary [2019] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Philomena (Vudu)
Pitch Perfect (iTunes/ports 4K)
Planes: Fire & Rescue (MA without points)
Playing With Fire (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Predator, The [2018] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Project Almanac (iTunes)
Prometheus (MA or Google Play/ports, no iTunes option)
Proud Mary [2018] (MA)
Psycho [1960] (MA)
Purge: Anarchy, The (iTunes/ports 4K)
Quiet Place, A [2018] (iTunes 4K)
Ralph Breaks The Internet (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Red Dawn [2012] (Vudu or Google Play)
Redemption [2013] (Vudu)
Replicas [2019] (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Riddick [Unrated] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Rings [2017] (Vudu)
R.I.P.D. Rest In Peace Department (iTunes/ports 4K)
Risen [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Robin Hood [2018] (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Rock Dog (iTunes)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (iTunes/ports 4K + 150 points)
Runner Runner [2013] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Rush [2013] (MA)
Saban's Power Rangers (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Safe House [2012] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Savages [2012] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Scarface [1983] (MA)
Scorpion King 3: Battle For Redemption (iTunes/ports)
Scrooged [1988] (Vudu)
Secret Life Of Pets, The (MA 4K or iTunes/ports 4K)
Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (MA or Google Play/ports, iTunes option is expired)
Seventh Son [2015] (iTunes/ports)
Sex Tape [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Shack, The [2017] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Show Dogs [2018] (MA)
Sicario (iTunes 4K)
Silent House [2012] (iTunes/ports)
Silver Linings Playbook (Vudu or Google Play)
Sing [2016] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Sinister (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Skyscraper [2018] (MA)
Snow White & The Huntsman [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Sparkle [2012] (MA)
Spider-Man: Far From Home [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Spider-Man: Homecoming [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Spider-Man: No Way Home [2021] (MA + Sony points)
Split [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Spy [2015] [Unrated] (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Spy Who Dumped Me, The (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA + 150 points)
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA + 150 points)
Step Up All In [2014] (Vudu)
Step Up Revolution (Vudu or Google Play)
Straight Outta Compton [Unrated] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Super 8 (Vudu)
Super Buddies (MA without points)
Super Troopers 2 [2018] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [2014] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Terminator: Genisys (iTunes 4K)
Texas Chainsaw [2013] (Vudu)
The Night Before [2015] (MA + Sony points)
This Is 40 [2012] [Theatrical] (MA)
This Is The End [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Top Five [2014] (iTunes)
Top Gun (Vudu)
Total Recall [2012] [Theatrical & Director's Cut] (MA + Sony points)
Tower Heist [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (iTunes 4K)
Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell (MA)
Trolls [2017] (MA)
True Grit [2010] (Vudu or iTunes)
Tyler Perry's Acrimony (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funeral (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (iTunes 4K)
Underworld: Blood Wars (MA + Sony points)
Vendetta [2016] (Vudu)
Venom [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Vertigo [1958] (MA)
Walk Among The Tombstones, A (iTunes/ports)
Walking With Dinosaurs: The Movie (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Warcraft [2016] (iTunes/ports 4K)
War Room [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Why Him? [2016] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Wolf Of Wall Street, The (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Woman In Black, The [2012] (MA)
Wonder [2017] (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Wonder Park [2019] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Woodlawn [2015] (MA or iTunes/ports)
X-Men: Apocalypse (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
X-Men: Days Of Future Past (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Your Highness [2011] [Unrated] (iTunes/ports)
Zootopia (MA without points)

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💲2️⃣ SD

12 Rounds [2009] [Extreme Cut] (iTunes/ports)
All About Steve (iTunes/ports)
Beasts Of The Southern Wild (iTunes/ports)
Black Swan (iTunes/ports)
Bride Wars (iTunes/ports)
Crazy Heart (iTunes/ports)
Date Night [Unrated Extended Edition] (iTunes/ports)
In Time [2011] (iTunes/ports)
Monte Carlo [2011] (iTunes/ports)
Ramona & Beezus (iTunes/ports)
Street Kings (iTunes/ports)
Three Stooges: The Movie, The [2012] (iTunes/ports)
Unstoppable [2010] (iTunes/ports)
Walk, The [2015] (MA + Sony points)

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$1 Codes

💲1️⃣ HD

2 Guns (MA)
Alex Cross (Vudu)
Bad Grandpa [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes) iTunes PENDING
Bad Moms (iTunes/ports)
Battleship [2012] (MA)
Big Hero 6 (Google Play/ports)
Book Club (Vudu)
Bourne Legacy, The (MA)
Bring It On: Worldwide Cheersmack [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Deadpool (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA/GP)
Divergent (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Divergent Series: Insurgent, The (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Dracula Untold (MA)
Dying Of The Light (Vudu)
Escape Plan [2013] (iTunes 4K)
Everest [2015] (MA)
Expendables 2, The (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Expendables 3, The [Theatrical] (iTunes 4K or Google Play HD)
Fast & Furious [2009] (MA)
Fast & Furious 6, The [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift, The (MA)
Fast Five [Extended] (MA)
Fate Of The Furious, The [8] [Theatrical or Extended] (MA)
Frozen: Sing Along Edition (MA without points)
Furious 7 [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Ghost In The Shell [2017] (Vudu)
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (Vudu)
Girls Trip [2017] (MA)
Good Day To Die Hard, A [2012] [Extended] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Hidden Figures (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Hugo (Vudu)
Hunger Games, The [2012] (iTunes 4K or Google Play HD)
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (iTunes 4K or Google Play HD)
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, The (Vudu)
I, Frankenstein (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Inside Out [2015] (Google Play/ports)
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (Vudu)
Jason Bourne (MA)
Last Stand, The [2013] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Lucy (MA)
Mission Impossible: Fallout (Vudu)
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (Vudu)
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (Vudu) or both for $2.50
Mummy, The [2017] (MA)
Now You See Me [Extended] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Parental Guidance [2012] (MA)
Perks Of Being A Wallflower, The (Vudu or Google Play)
Pitch Perfect (MA)
Purge, The [2013] (MA)
Quiet Place, A [2018] (Vudu)
Red 2 (Vudu)
Ride Along 2 (MA or iTunes/ports)
RIPD Rest In Peace Department (MA)
Safe [2012] (Vudu or Google Play)
Secret Life Of Pets, The (MA)
Selma (iTunes)
Skyfall (Vudu or Google Play)
Snitch (iTunes 4K or Vudu/Google Play HD)
Star Trek: Beyond (Vudu)
Star Trek: Into Darkness (iTunes 4K)
Taken 2 (MA or Google Play/ports)
Ted [Unrated] (MA) or [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Terminator: Genisys (Vudu)
Transformers: Age Of Extinction (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (iTunes 4K)
Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection (iTunes) PENDING
Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor (Vudu or Google Play)
Warm Bodies (Vudu)
What To Expect When You're Expecting (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
World War Z (Vudu)
Zootopia (Google Play/ports)

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💲1️⃣ SD

21 Jump Street (MA + Sony points)
5th Wave, The [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Act Of Valor (iTunes)
After Earth [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Alpha [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
American Hustle [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Back To The Future (iTunes/ports)
Back To The Future II (iTunes/ports)
Back To The Future III (iTunes/ports) or all 3 for $2.50
Bad Boys For Life [2020] (MA + Sony points)
Big Mommas Like Father, Like Son (iTunes/ports) PENDING
Captain Phillips (MA + Sony points)
Charlie's Angels [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Concussion [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Day The Earth Stood Still, The [2008] (iTunes/ports)
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid [2010] (iTunes/ports)
Dirty 30 (Vudu)
Elysium (MA + Sony points)
Equalizer, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Equalizer 2, The (MA + Sony points)
Evil Dead [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Expendables, The [2010] (iTunes)
Family, The [2013] (iTunes)
Grown Ups 2 (MA + Sony points)
Haunting In Connecticut, The (iTunes)
Haywire (iTunes)
Here Comes The Boom [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Hotel Transylvania 3 (MA + Sony points)
Hours [2013] (Vudu)
Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (iTunes/ports)
Immortals [2011] (iTunes)
Insidious: Chapter 3 (MA + Sony points)
Insidious: The Last Key (MA + Sony points)
Interview, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Jumanji: The Next Level (MA + Sony points)
Knight & Day [2010] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Looper (MA + Sony points)
Men In Black III [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Mortal Instruments: The City Of Bones (MA + Sony points)
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (iTunes/ports)
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Olympus Has Fallen (MA + Sony points)
Overcomer [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Parker [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Passengers [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Paul, Apostle Of Christ [2018] (MA)
Perfect Guy, The [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Peter Rabbit [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Pixels [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Predators [2010] (iTunes/ports)
Proud Mary [2018] (MA)
Public Enemies [2009] (iTunes/ports)
Raven, The [2012] (iTunes)
Robin Hood [2010] [Unrated] (iTunes/ports)
Safe Haven (iTunes)
Shallows, The [2016] (MA + 150 points)
Sicario: Day Of The Soldado (MA + Sony points)
Sparkle [2012] (MA)
Spider-Man: Far From Home [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse (MA + Sony points)
Spider-Man: No Way Home [2021] (MA + Sony points)
Star, The [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Still Alice [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Suckerpunch [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Taken [2009] [Extended Cut] (iTunes/ports)
Tyler Perry's Madea's Tough Love (Vudu)
Underworld: Awakening (MA + Sony points)
Venom (MA + Sony points)
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (MA + Sony points)
Vow, The [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Wanted [2008] (iTunes/ports) PENDING
Warrior [2011] (iTunes)
When The Bough Breaks (MA + Sony points)
X-Men: First Class (iTunes/ports)

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Super Cheap SD & HD Codes

All movies are 3 for $1 each/must spend at least $1 on total order.
Cabin In The Woods, The (Vudu SD only or iTunes SD only)
Dirty Grandpa (Vudu SD only)
Expendables 2, The (Vudu SD only or iTunes SD only)
Expendables 3, The [Unrated] (iTunes HD only)
Fast & Furious 6 [Extended] (MA ports HD)
Fast Five [Extended] (iTunes/ports HD)
Furious 7 [Extended] (MA ports HD)
Good Day To Die Hard, A [2012] (iTunes/ports SD) PENDING
Hunger Games, The (Vudu SD or iTunes SD only)
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (Vudu HD only)
John Wick 3 (Google Play HD only)
Jurassic World (MA ports HD)
Last Witch Hunter, The (Vudu SD only)
Life Of Pi (iTunes/ports SD)
Mechanic: Resurrection (Vudu SD only)
Now You See Me 2 (Vudu SD only)
Parental Guidance (iTunes/ports SD) PENDING
Star Trek: Into Darkness (Vudu HD only)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Google Play/ports HD)
submitted by mthw704 to DigitalCodeSELL [link] [comments]


2024.05.06 21:24 newmusicrls Beatport Best Of 2024 So Far Dance / Electro Pop

https://minimalfreaks.co/2024/05/beatport-best-of-2024-so-far-dance-electro-pop/
  1. John Summit, Hayla – Shiver (Extended Mix) 04:53 127bpm 8A
  2. Mason, David Guetta, Princess Superstar – Perfect (Exceeder) (Extended Mix) 03:45 124bpm 8A
  3. Anyma (ofc) – Pictures Of You (Extended Mix) 05:08 128bpm 9A
  4. Sergio Mendes, Oliver Heldens, Ian Asher – Mas Que Nada (Extended Mix) (Original Mix) 04:24 124bpm 4A
  5. FREAK ON – Let The Music Play (Extended Mix) 06:01 126bpm 5A
  6. The Remix Project – Murder On The Dancefloor (Extended Mix) 04:34 126bpm 12B
  7. Disturbed – The Sound of Silence (CYRIL Extended Remix) 04:03 126bpm 11B
  8. David Guetta, OneRepublic – I Don’t Wanna Wait (Extended) 03:27 130bpm 12B
  9. BLOND:ISH, ForgiveMeTommy! – We Like To Party (Rework) 07:12 125bpm 9B
  10. Dua Lipa – Houdini (Adam Port Mix) 03:22 119bpm 7A
  11. Raffaella Carra, Agatino Romero, Jaxomy – Pedro (Extended Mix) 03:30 150bpm 9A
  12. Martin Garrix, Oaks, Third Party, Declan J Donovan – Carry You feat. Declan J Donovan (Extended Mix) 04:13 127bpm 5B
  13. Adriatique, The Element MT – The Echo (Extended Version) 05:46 123bpm 4A
  14. David Guetta, Kungs, Izzy Bizu – All Night Long (Extended) 04:15 126bpm 2B
  15. Tobiahs – Lifetime (Extended Edit) 03:28 135bpm 3A
  16. Dimitri Vegas, Goodboys, Chapter & Verse – Good For You (Extended Mix) 05:36 127bpm 1B
  17. Diplo, The Outfield – Your Love (Diplo Remix) 02:35 128bpm 12A
  18. Calvin Harris, Eliza Rose – Body Moving (Riordan Extended Remix) 05:09 131bpm 3A
  19. Armin van Buuren, Anne Gudrun – Love Is A Drug feat. Anne Gudrun (Agents Of Time Extended Remix) 05:01 126bpm 11A
  20. Jazzy, Jamie Jones – We Groovin (Extended Mix) 05:34 124bpm 12A
  21. Gangs Type – Bitter Sweet (Original Mix) 05:04 126bpm 12B
  22. Coco, Joezi, Pape Diouf – 7 Seconds (Original Mix) 07:07 124bpm 2B
  23. Alok, Bebe Rexha – Deep In Your Love (Extended Mix) 03:15 130bpm 9B
  24. Purple Disco Machine, Asdis – Beat of Your Heart (Marten Hørger Extended Remix) 05:33 127bpm 5B
  25. Endless Summer, Sam Feldt, Sadie Rose Van, Jonas Blue – Rest Of My Life (Extended Mix) 04:34 133bpm 3A
  26. Alex Guesta, Hugel – Ready To Go (My Addiction) (Extended Mix) 04:05 123bpm 6B
  27. Ink, The Chainsmokers, Zerb – Addicted feat. Ink (Extended) 03:28 120bpm 4A
  28. Anabel Englund, J. Worra, Disco Lines – Cutting Loose (Extended Mix) 04:44 129bpm 6A
  29. Badger, Natasha Bedingfield – These Words (Original Mix) 02:16 130bpm 7B
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2024.05.06 14:37 sonofabutch No game today, so let's remember a forgotten Yankee: Poison Ivy Andrews

"He always said he wasn’t a star player, but that he played with the stars." -- Josephine Andrews, Ivy's widow
"Poison" Ivy Andrews book-ended his career with the Yankees, starting in 1931 with Babe Ruth and Earle Combs and ending in 1938 with Joe DiMaggio and Joe Gordon. In between he played for three other teams and with a total of 16 Hall of Famers!
Ivy Paul Andrews -- Poison was the nickname, Ivy was his given name, and who knows why his parents gave him that first name -- was born May 6, 1907, in the coal mining city of Dora, Alabama. His father was a coal miner, as well as at least three of his brothers.
Andrews played football, basketball, and baseball for his high school team, and the Daily Mountain Eagle called him "possibly, the greatest athlete ever produced in Walker County."
After high school, he played semi-pro baseball and was signed by a minor league team in Mobile. There, he was spotted by scout Eddie Herr, who convinced the Yankees to spend $25,000 to purchase his contract.
Andrews spent the next four years in the minors, having some good years -- he went 9-1 for Albany in 10 games in 1929 -- but also some injuries that derailed his progress. In 1931, at the age of 24, he was pitching for the Jersey City Skeeters in the International League. The manager there was former major league pitcher and Previously Forgotten Yankee Bob Shawkey, who helped turn several promising prospects into bona fide pitchers, including Red Ruffing, Lefty Gomez, Johnny Allen, and another previously Forgotten Yankee, Spud Chandler.
Ivy wasn't great for the Skeeters, 7-12 with a 4.29 ERA, but the Yankees were struggling and needed a pitcher. More impressive than his minor league numbers was a start Andrews made in an exhibition game against the Reds in Cincinnati, throwing a shutout. Five days later, Andrews was in Detroit for his major league debut against one of the worst teams in the league, the Detroit Tigers. It wasn't pretty -- he gave up four runs, three earned, on 10 hits in six innings -- and he left with the Yankees trailing 4-1. But the Yankees rallied with a three-run 8th inning to tie it up and it went to extra innings and finally won it after 16 innings. Babe Ruth homered and Tony Lazzeri went 4-for-8 with an RBI.
He stayed with the Yankees the rest of the year as a swingman, three starts and four relief appearances, and finished his debut season 2-0 with a 4.19 ERA (96 ERA+) and a 1.282 WHIP in 34.1 innings.
The following year he started the season in the same role, getting one start and three relief appearances. In 24.2 innings, he had a 1.82 ERA and 1.176 WHIP, but the Yankees -- already eyeing October after a 32-14 start -- wanted a more veteran pitcher. On June 5, the rookie was traded to the Red Sox for Danny MacFayden. Though only two years older, MacFayden was in his seventh season in the majors and had won 16 games the previous year.
MacFayden was no doubt happy to be out of last place Boston, but it wasn't a bad move for Ivy, either, as he finally earned a spot in the rotation. He went 8-6 with a 3.81 ERA (117 ERA+) in 141.2 innings with the Red Sox.
The following year Andrews went 7-13 with the Red Sox, then was traded to the St. Louis Browns for Carl Reynolds, a former Washington Senator who in 1932 was in one of the most famous brawls of the era against the Yankees' Bill Dickey.
Ivy had three pretty good years for a bad Browns team, going 24-30 with a 4.29 ERA (117 ERA+). In 1937, the Cleveland Indians acquired him from the Browns, along with former Yankee Lyn Lary and former Yankee prospect Moose Solters, for two future Yankees in Oral Hildebrand and Bill Knickerbocker, plus Joe Vosmik, who the Yankees nearly had a deal for in 1935.
Ivy made his Indians debut at home in Cleveland on April 24, 1937... and got a rude welcome! The Sporting News reported on April 29, 1937, that Andrews was booed by the home fans because he took the mound in relief of teenage sensation Bob Feller, who had been pulled from the game after six innings.
The boy's withdrawal, as already recorded, brought good-natured Andrews to the box and he went to work in a mild chorus of cat-calls, not directed at him, of course, but at the sudden disappearance of Feller.
Andrews won the crowd over with three scoreless innings of relief. The fans didn't know until later that Feller, who struck out 11 but also gave up four runs on four hits and six walks, was pulled due to elbow pain; he'd make just three more appearances over the first half, but after the All-Star Break made 17 starts and posted a 3.29 ERA.
On May 8, Andrews threw a four-hit shutout against the Yankees, out-dueling Lefty Gomez. It was, believe it or not, the first time we had been shut out that season, and we wouldn't be shut out again until the end of September.
The 1937 Yankees were indeed a powerhouse, with a double-digit lead on 1st place in the middle of August. But trouble was brewing as Spud Chandler's chronic arm troubles were flaring up again.
Five years earlier the Yankees had a big lead and were thinking of adding a veteran pitcher for October when they traded the rookie Andrews to the Red Sox. Now, in 1937, the situation was reversed. On August 14, we bought the contract of the veteran Andrews from Cleveland for $7,500 and put him back into his swingman role, and over the final six weeks of the season he went 3-2 with a 3.12 ERA (145 ERA+) in five starts and six relief appearances. In the postseason that year, he was used as a reliever in the Yankees' only loss of the series, a 7-3 defeat in Game 4. (Previously forgotten Yankee Bump Hadley was bombed for five runs on six hits in the first two innings, and Andrews pitched the next six innings, giving up two runs on six hits and four walks.) It would be the only postseason appearance of his career.
The following year, despite battling a leg injury that caused him to miss about a month, Andrews posted a 3.00 ERA (153 ERA+) and 1.417 WHIP in 48.0 innings mostly in relief. On September 28, 1938, with the Yankees coasting into the World Series with a 9.5 game lead, Ivy got his only start of the season in a game against the Washington Nationals. He gave up four runs (two earned) on seven hits and a walk, taking the 4-1 loss. No one knew at the time, but it was the 31-year-old's final major league appearance. He was on the World Series roster but not needed as the Yankees used only four pitchers in a sweep of the Chicago Cubs.
In 1939, Andrews opened the year with the Yankees' top minor league team, the Newark Bears. Used as swingman, he went 7-5 with a 3.13 ERA in eight starts and 27 relief appearances. One of Ivy's teammates on that team was prospect Marius Russo, a previously forgotten Yankee. When the Yankees needed another starter in June, it wasn't Andrews but the 24-year-old Russo -- who had a 1.97 ERA in 10 starts for the Bears -- who got the call.
After the season, Andrews was traded to the Pacific Coast League in exchange for a prospect with the intriguing name of Rugger Ardizoia. He'd play in the minors for a few more seasons, with some good games here and there -- he threw back-to-back shutouts in 1944, crediting it to a "horseshoe and two rabbit feet" -- but never got back to the Show. In 1945, almost 38 years old, he hoped for one more season in the minors with the Mobile Bears but didn't make the team out of spring training and retired.
Poison Ivy remained active as a high school football and basketball coach and referee, and in the late 1940s was the pitching coach for his hometown Birmingham Barons. But his primary occupation was as a carpenter and contractor. His wife, Josephine -- he married her in 1934 -- became a history teacher at his alma mater, Dora High School. Andrews died in 1970 at the age of 63.
In 1975, the Andrews Award was established at Dora High School in his memory. It recognizes a senior with good grades who played two or more sports, as selected by the coaches, principal, and seniors. In 1979, a baseball field at Dora Municipal Park was named in his honor.
In 1985, Andrews was inducted into the Alabama Sports Hall of Fame. As Andrews was being considered for posthumous induction, Joe DiMaggio and Bill Dickey wrote letters of support:
"I remember Paul as a quiet, soft spoken affable man. But, inside that quiet reserve, he had a fiery competitive spirit that made him such a valuable asset to the Yankees that it was easy for him to fit into our teams of that era." -- Joe DiMaggio
"Paul made himself a fine pitcher with hard work and determination. He was aggressive, a gentleman and an asset to every club he was with." -- Bill Dickey
A Little More Poison?
In four seasons with the Yankees, Ivy Andrews was 8-6 with a 3.12 ERA (140 ERA+) and 1.327 WHIP in 156.0 innings. That ERA+ reveals just how good he was, albeit in limited usage, while in pinstripes. Overall, in eight seasons, he was 50-59 with a 4.14 ERA (114 ERA+).
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2024.05.04 06:47 Ill-Elderberry-6030 Book recommendation for my fellow Brazilians! 💚💛🇧🇷

(English translation below for moderation sake)
Gatas, gates e gatos, vi um post ontem do Rodrigo Diesel (influencer Autista) recomendando esse livro e pela sinopse já fiquei super interessada. Comprei na Amazon, está baratinho, e chegou hoje. Cheguei da academia lá pelas 20h, fiz o que tinha que fazer, arrumei meu cantinho com a luz baixa, meu gato, coloquei a minha playlist de Noturnos pra ler e fui das 21:30 às 23:15 direto. Depois, jantei, fiz os joguinhos de adivinhação da meia noite, e em mais uma hora terminei de ler o livro.
Fazia muito tempo que eu não me emocionava tanto com um livro! Foi como ler um diário que eu mesma escrevi durante a pandemia - aliás, tem até alguns gatilhos por conta disso. É uma leitura fácil, gostosa, tem um ritmo bom. Eu mesma mergulhei e revivi muita coisa - mas o protagonista falando de sexo como bom homem cis hétero me lembrava que não era eu 😂 Nada escroto, eu que não me sinto a vontade com o palavreado mesmo, mas é algo que eu consegui relevar.
Recomendo demais, demais, demais! O Autor é escritor independente, negro, mineiro, Autista - diagnosticado depois de adulto, então é legal apoiar o trabalho dele sabendo que é um dos nossos.
Girl, enbies and boys, I saw a post yesterday on Rodrigo Diesel's Instagram (Autistic influencer) recommending this book and from the sinopsis I was already suer interested. I bought on Amazon, really good price, and it arrived today. I came back from the gym around 8 pm, did what I needed to do, set my corner with low lights, my cat, putted on my Nocturnes playlist to play while I read and went from 9:30 to 11:15 pm. Then, had dinner, played my guessing games at midnight and in another hour I finished the book.
It was a long time I haven't felt emotional with a book! It was like reading a journal I wrote myself through the pandemics - and note, because of that it might be somewhat triggering. It's an easy reading, exciting, with a good rhythm. I dived in and relived a lot of stuff - but the main character talking about sex as a typical cis hetero man kept reminding me it was not me 😂 Nothing offensive, I just don't feel comfortable with the way of speaking, but it was something I could just ignore.
I recommend it a thousand times! The Author is an independent writer, black, from Minas Gerais, Autistic - late diagnosed, so it's nice to support one of us.
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2024.05.02 17:19 BeatLA24 ⚾️ #396 (4) - All Giants; Bottom center go-to for .300 career avg.

He had one hit in his only two career plate appearances as a Giant.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (MA)
Justice [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Kidnap [2017] (iTunes/ports)
Killer Elite (iTunes/ports)
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Last Knights [2015] (Vudu)
Last Vegas [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Last Witch Hunter, The (iTunes 4K)
Lawrence Of Arabia [1962] (MA + Sony points)
Legend Of Hercules, The [2014] (iTunes 4K)
Leprechaun: Origins (Vudu)
Leprechaun Returns (Vudu or Google Play)
Life Of Pi (iTunes/ports 4K)
Logan [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Longest Ride, The (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Lorax, The [2012] (iTunes/ports)
Love, Simon [2018] (MA)
Love The Coopers (iTunes)
Lucy [2014] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (MA)
Magnificent Seven, The [2016] (Vudu)
Maleficent (iTunes/ports 4K + 150 points)
Marauders (Vudu)
Martian, The [2015] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Mary Poppins [1964] (MA + 150 points)
Mechanic: Resurrection (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Men In Black 3 (MA + Sony points)
Mindgamers [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Miracles From Heaven (MA + Sony points)
Mission Impossible: Fallout (iTunes 4K)
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (iTunes 4K)
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (iTunes 4K) or all 3 for $5
Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Moneyball [2011] (MA + Sony points)
Monuments Men, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Mortal Engines [2018] (MA)
Mortal Instruments: The City Of Bones, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
mother! [2017] (Vudu)
Mother's Day [2016] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Mud [2013] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Mummy, The [1999] (MA)
Mummy, The [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Mummy Returns, The [2001] (MA)
Murder On The Orient Express [2017] (MA or Google Play/ports)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (iTunes/ports)
Neighbors [2014] (iTunes/ports)
Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Noah [2014] (Vudu)
Nobody's Fool [2018] (iTunes 4K)
Non-Stop [2014] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Norm Of The North (Vudu or iTunes)
Now You See Me 2 (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Nut Job, The [2014] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Open Road [2013] (MA)
Ouija [2014] (MA)
Outlander season 1 volume 1 (Vudu)
Pain & Gain [2013] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity [2009] [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity 2 [Unrated Director's Cut] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity 3 [Extended] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity 4 [Unrated] (iTunes)
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes)
Passengers [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Penguins Of Madagascar (MA)
Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters (MA or Google Play/ports)
Peter Rabbit [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Pet Sematary [2019] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Philomena (Vudu)
Pitch Perfect (iTunes/ports 4K)
Playing With Fire (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Pompeii [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Project Almanac (iTunes)
Prometheus (MA or Google Play/ports, no iTunes option)
Proud Mary [2018] (MA)
Psycho [1960] (MA)
Purge: Anarchy, The (iTunes/ports 4K)
Quiet Place, A [2018] (iTunes 4K)
Ralph Breaks The Internet (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Rear Window [1954] (MA)
Red Dawn [2012] (Vudu or Google Play)
Redemption [2013] (Vudu)
Riddick [Unrated] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Rings [2017] (Vudu)
R.I.P.D. Rest In Peace Department (iTunes/ports 4K)
Risen [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Rock Dog (iTunes)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (iTunes/ports 4K + 150 points)
Runner Runner [2013] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Rush [2013] (MA)
Saban's Power Rangers (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Safe House [2012] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Scorpion King 3: Battle For Redemption (iTunes/ports)
Secret Life Of Pets, The (MA 4K or iTunes/ports 4K)
Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (MA or Google Play/ports, iTunes option is expired)
Seventh Son [2015] (iTunes/ports)
Sex Tape [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Shack, The [2017] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Sherlock Gnomes (Vudu)
Show Dogs [2018] (MA)
Sicario (iTunes 4K)
Silent House [2012] (iTunes/ports)
Silver Linings Playbook (Vudu or Google Play)
Sing [2016] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Sinister (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Skyscraper [2018] (MA)
Snow White & The Huntsman [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Sparkle [2012] (MA)
Spider-Man: Far From Home [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Split [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Spy [2015] [Unrated] (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA + 150 points)
Step Up All In [2014] (Vudu)
Step Up Revolution (Vudu or Google Play)
Straight Outta Compton [Unrated] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Super 8 (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Super Buddies (MA without points)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [2014] (Vudu)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows (Vudu) or both for $3
Terminator: Genisys (iTunes 4K)
Texas Chainsaw [2013] (Vudu or iTunes)
The Night Before [2015] (MA + Sony points)
This Is 40 [2012] [Theatrical] (MA or iTunes/ports)
This Is The End [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Thor: Ragnarok (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Top Five [2014] (iTunes)
Top Gun (Vudu)
Total Recall [2012] [Theatrical & Director's Cut] (MA + Sony points)
Tower Heist [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (iTunes 4K)
Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell (MA)
Trolls [2017] (MA)
True Grit [2010] (Vudu or iTunes)
Tyler Perry's Acrimony (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funeral (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Underworld: Blood Wars (MA + Sony points)
Vendetta [2016] (Vudu)
Venom [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Vow, The [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Walk Among The Tombstones, A (iTunes/ports)
Walking With Dinosaurs: The Movie (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Warcraft [2016] (iTunes/ports 4K)
War Room [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Why Him? [2016] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Wolf Of Wall Street, The (Vudu)
Woman In Black, The [2012] (MA)
Wonder [2017] (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Wonder Park [2019] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Woodlawn [2015] (MA or iTunes/ports)
X-Men: Apocalypse (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
X-Men: Days Of Future Past (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Your Highness [2011] (iTunes/ports)
Zootopia (MA without points)

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💲2️⃣ SD

12 Rounds [2009] [Extreme Cut] (iTunes/ports)
All About Steve (iTunes/ports)
Amelia (iTunes/ports)
Beasts Of The Southern Wild (iTunes/ports)
Black Swan (iTunes/ports)
Bride Wars (iTunes/ports)
Crazy Heart (iTunes/ports)
Date Night [Unrated Extended Edition] (iTunes/ports)
In Time [2011] (iTunes/ports)
Monte Carlo [2011] (iTunes/ports)
My Girl 1 & 2 double feature (MA)
Ramona & Beezus (iTunes/ports)
Street Kings (iTunes/ports)
Three Stooges: The Movie, The [2012] (iTunes/ports)
Tooth Fairy (iTunes/ports)
Unstoppable [2010] (iTunes/ports)
Walk, The [2015] (MA + Sony points)
X-Files: I Want To Believe, The [Special Edition] (iTunes/ports)

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$1 Codes

💲1️⃣ HD

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi (Vudu)
2 Fast 2 Furious (MA)
2 Guns (MA)
Alex Cross (Vudu)
Bad Grandpa [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes)
Bad Moms (iTunes/ports)
Battleship [2012] (MA)
Big Hero 6 (Google Play/ports)
Book Club (Vudu)
Bourne Legacy, The (MA)
Bring It On: Worldwide Cheersmack [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Deadpool (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA/GP)
Divergent (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Divergent Series: Insurgent, The (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Dracula Untold (MA)
Dying Of The Light (Vudu)
Expendables 2, The (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Expendables 3, The [Theatrical] (iTunes 4K or Google Play HD)
Fast & Furious [2009] (MA)
Fast & Furious 6, The [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift, The (MA)
Fast Five [Extended] (MA)
Fate Of The Furious, The [8] [Theatrical & Extended] (MA)
Frozen: Sing Along Edition (MA without points)
Furious 7 [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (Vudu)
Girls Trip [2017] (MA)
Good Day To Die Hard, A [2012] [Extended] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Grace Unplugged (Vudu)
Hard Target 2 [2016] (iTunes/ports)
Hidden Figures (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Hugo (Vudu)
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (iTunes 4K)
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, The (Vudu)
I, Frankenstein (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Independence Day: Resurgence (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Inside Out [2015] (Google Play/ports)
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (Vudu)
Jason Bourne (MA)
Jurassic Park [1993] (MA)
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain (Vudu)
Lucy (MA)
Misson Impossible: Fallout (Vudu)
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (Vudu)
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (Vudu) or both for $2.50
Mummy, The [2017] (MA)
Now You See Me [Extended] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Oblivion [2013] (MA)
Parental Guidance [2012] (MA)
Perks Of Being A Wallflower, The (Vudu or Google Play)
Pitch Perfect (MA)
Purge, The [2013] (MA)
Quiet Place, A [2018] (Vudu)
Red 2 (Vudu)
Ride Along [2014] (iTunes/ports)
Ride Along 2 (MA or iTunes/ports)
RIPD [Rest In Peace Department] (MA)
Safe [2012] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Secret Life Of Pets, The (MA)
Selma (iTunes)
Skyfall (Vudu or Google Play)
Snitch (iTunes 4K or Vudu/Google Play HD)
Star Trek: Beyond (Vudu)
Star Trek: Into Darkness (iTunes 4K)
Straight Outta Compton [Unrated Director's Cut] (MA)
Taken 2 (MA or Google Play/ports)
Ted [Unrated] (MA) or [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Terminator: Genisys (Vudu)
Transformers: Age Of Extinction (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection (iTunes)
Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor (Vudu or Google Play)
What To Expect When You're Expecting (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
World War Z (Vudu)
Zootopia (Google Play/ports)

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💲1️⃣ SD

21 Jump Street (MA + Sony points)
22 Jump Street (MA + Sony points) or both for $1.50
5th Wave, The [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Act Of Valor (iTunes)
After Earth [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Alpha [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
American Hustle [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Big Mommas Like Father, Like Son (iTunes/ports)
Captain Phillips (MA + Sony points)
Concussion [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Day The Earth Stood Still, The [2008] (iTunes/ports)
Dirty 30 (Vudu)
Don't Breathe [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Due Date [2010] (iTunes/ports)
Elysium (MA + Sony points)
Equalizer, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Equalizer 2, The (MA + Sony points)
Evil Dead [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Expendables, The [2010] (iTunes)
Forbidden Kingdom, The (iTunes)
For Colored Girls (iTunes)
Gamer (iTunes)
Grown Ups 2 (MA + Sony points)
Haywire (iTunes)
Here Comes The Boom [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Hotel Transylvania [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Hotel Transylvania 3 (MA + Sony points)
Hours [2013] (Vudu)
Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (iTunes/ports)
Immortals [2011] (iTunes)
Insidious: The Last Key (MA + Sony points)
Interview, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Jumanji: The Next Level (MA + Sony points)
Knight & Day [2010] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Looper (MA + Sony points)
Marley & Me (iTunes/ports)
Men In Black III [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Mirror Mirror [2012] (iTunes)
Mortal Instruments: The City Of Bones (MA + Sony points)
Movie 43 (iTunes)
Nerve (Vudu)
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (iTunes/ports)
Olympus Has Fallen (MA + Sony points)
Parker [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Passengers [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Perfect Guy, The [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Peter Rabbit [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Pixels [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Predators [2010] (iTunes/ports)
Public Enemies [2009] (iTunes/ports)
Raven, The [2012] (iTunes)
Red Riding Hood [2011] (iTunes/ports)
Robin Hood [2010] [Unrated] (iTunes/ports)
Safe Haven (iTunes)
Shallows, The [2016] (MA + 150 points)
Sicario: Day Of The Soldado (MA + Sony points)
Slender Man [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Sparkle [2012] (MA)
Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse (MA + Sony points)
Star, The [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Taken [2009] [Extended Cut] (iTunes/ports)
Tyler Perry's Madea's Tough Love (Vudu)
Underworld: Awakening (MA + Sony points)
Venom (MA + Sony points)
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (MA + Sony points)
Vow, The [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Wanted [2008] (iTunes/ports)
Warrior [2011] (iTunes)
When The Bough Breaks (MA + Sony points)
X-Men: First Class (iTunes/ports)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (iTunes/ports)

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Dirty Grandpa (Vudu SD only)
Dredd (iTunes SD only)
Expendables 2, The (Vudu SD only or iTunes SD only)
Expendables 3, The [Unrated] (iTunes HD only)
Fast & Furious 6 [Extended] (MA ports HD)
Fast Five [Extended] (iTunes/ports HD)
Furious 7 [Extended] (MA ports HD)
Good Day To Die Hard, A [2012] (iTunes/ports SD)
Hunger Games, The (Vudu SD or iTunes SD only)
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (Vudu HD only)
John Wick 3 (Google Play HD only)
Jurassic World (MA ports HD)
Life Of Pi (iTunes/ports SD)
Mechanic: Resurrection (Vudu SD only)
Now You See Me 2 (Vudu SD only)
Parental Guidance (iTunes/ports SD)
Star Trek: Into Darkness (Vudu HD only)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Google Play/ports HD)
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2024.04.30 21:13 Irish8ryan All position groups will be improved in ‘24

EDIT: I added the defense.
The offensive line was injured every week of last season, many weeks the OL was in shambles due to injury. We’ve got healthy Tackles and a solid backup swing T. We have four new IOL guys to go with two second years who showed some stuff last year. If rookies or 2nd year guys win jobs, great. If vets (Tomlinson, Harris) win jobs, great. All that along with Scott Huff leading them, and the OL is improved, I would say dramatically, from last year.
Geno was under duress all year, to put it lightly. He has shown the ability to be a top 10 QB and with the aforementioned OL improvements, and Grubb leading, this position should be improved from ‘23. Howell is at least as good and promising as Lock and is younger and has a ton of recent experience.
Something was wrong with the RB’s last year, and i think we can all agree it was probably the OL and Waldron’s fault, to go along with the injuries. So three super talented, young RB’s under the guidance of Kenny Polamalu and running behind a real OL are going to do way better than last year.
The WR room is bound to improve with JSN getting his Sea legs back after spending his final year in college injured and having the overwhelming experience of entering the NFL. If he doesn’t get to 1000 yards you can stab me with a dirty shank. DK is gonna get to 1000 minimum, but I see this new offense as the moment DK grows up and becomes the man he has always had the capacity to be. The Rome Odunze of the Seahawks. Tyler, imo, did not lose a step last year but simply had more competition for targets while playing in a down year for the offense as a whole. I see him repeating last years production, just under 1000 yds. Bobo is real life, not a fantasy, and don’t sleep on Dareke Young just because he’s yet to really do anything. He’s flashed and his time just hasn’t come yet.
TE should be better, mostly based on the merit of proper usage. We have one, or possibly two of the leagues best blocking TE’s and one of the best pass catchers as well. Improved OL nets benefits for blocking and catching for the TE group, and the growth at WR should help with TE receiving yards.
So the whole offense, at every position, is better than last year, barring major injuries at key positions (but even our backups are better).
It won’t be nearly as hard to improve the defense since they were so bad last year.
Starting from the inside out, DL is going to wreck vs last year. We only had Big Cat for less than half the season, and he’s still 29. He’s also amongst the MM Chosen, those who were resigned or drafted this offseason. No way MMJS pay that kind of money out if Mike doesn’t think he fits. Speaking of Chosen, we got the best DL guy in the draft (solidified, as far as we can tell, after Newton fell to the 2nd) who’s potentially better than Leonard, but at the very least is our 2nd best DL guy. With an improved cast of characters, I expect better from Jarran Reed, and with a better scheme, I see marked improvement for Dre’Mont, ago was misused last year. Cam Young’s rookie year wasn’t a thing of beauty but he should be better than that this year, and we replaced the legend of Mone with a real human man.
The EDGE room is going to be better with Uchenna healthy. I could end this section there, but Boye Mafe was considered to be quite raw coming out of Minnesota, and has shown an impressive upwards trajectory so far in his career. Improved DL, and Nwosu opposite of him, and he’s better. Derick Hall did almost nothing last year, so he’s probably better even if he’s not that good. Although I do think he’ll be quite good, he’ll definitely qualify as better than last year. Darryl Taylor is not my/our favorite but the group doesn’t hinge on him doing or not doing anything. He’s more likely to improve than not, considering the rotation he’ll be in and the improved DL. We might cut Taylor, and we might bring Taylor back on a vet min deal after we cut him.
The LB’s are a question mark, but if you need good DL play to play LB good, then the opportunities for this group are definitely going to be better than last year. Wagner wasn’t good in coverage last year and there is every reason to believe he won’t be again this year. Brooks was pretty good, but is a major injury risk. The only reason everyone’s not talking about how injured he’s been is cause he keeps getting nicked right before the offseason and folks forget. I see no reason why this group is worse than last year, and plenty of reasons why they’ll be better. The whole position group, unlike any other on the team besides TE, has been Chosen. Tyrice Knight may not have been our top LB on the board at 118, or you might be mad we traded down and didn’t get Cedric Gray, but I choose to trust that MMJS knew they wanted Tyrice, knew 102 was rich for him, so took the extra picks. Getting your guy instead of 100% BPA in the 4th is totally fine. Especially if you are known as a guru of Linebackers. And then there’s the coaching and scheme aspects. Better.
The Corners are going to be better because, first and foremost, Devon Witherspoon is so good. Tariq Woolen will be healthy, and we drafted two guys that MM personally likes (Chosen). I don’t know if Mike Jack or Artie Burns make the team, but between the 5 corners we have on rookie deals, I think we’re covered, pun intended. Maybe we bring Jackson back after rescinding his tender.
The Safety room is not to be compared to the paper with Diggs and Adam’s names on them, but to their actual play in, exclusively, 2023. Diggs wasn’t good, like he usually has been. Adams wasn’t good, like he usually hasn’t been. The best safety on the team didn’t get enough playing time cause we were paying those other guys so much money we kept running them out. Now, Julian Love and Rashawn Jenkins are taking over a room that was entirely lackluster last year. Having K’Von Wallace, Coby Bryant (with an offseason training at Safety), and Jerrick Reed II when he’s healthy, as our backups is a substantial improvement over just having Love and nobody else.
Special Teams is gonna be better because Jay Harbaugh, AJ Barner and Nehemiah Pritchett will see that it is. Myers is the same, and Dickson is a god.
I admit there are serious questions at LB, S, and OL. And that I based much of the improvements on offense around having an improved line. But I stand by it all, and thinking a room is gonna be good on paper doesn’t mean it will be (Hawks Safety room of past years..).
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2024.04.28 23:35 mthw704 (SELLING) BEST LIST I'VE HAD ALL YEAR. Huge selection of titles added this week + an awesome $2 list. Over 5,000 transactions.

The Big List

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MISC

Disney Movie Insiders points only ($1.50 for 150 & $1 for 100/I have lots of titles available to choose from.
Blue Beetle 4K [2023] (MA)
John Wick 1-4 HD $7 (Vudu)
Taken trilogy HD [Theatrical] $6 (MA)
X-Men Trilogy HD [X-Men, X2 & The Last Stand] $8 (MA)

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$5 4K UHD
Fast X [2023] (MA)
John Wick 1-3 (iTunes)
Saw X (Vudu or iTunes)
Talk To Me (Vudu)

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$4 4K UHD

Aladdin [2019] (MA + 200 points)
Alien [1979] (iTunes/ports)
Ant Man & The Wasp (MA + 200 points)
Bad Boys For Life (MA + Sony points)
Despicable Me [2010] (iTunes/ports)
Dredd (Vudu)
Everything Everywhere All At Once (Vudu)
Frozen 2 [2019] (MA + 200 points)
Gone Girl [2014] (iTunes/ports)
Guardians Of The Galaxy [2014] (MA + 200 points)
Halloween [2018] (MA)
Last Duel, The [2021 (MA)
Maleficent: Mistress Of Evil (MA + 200 points)
Mary Poppins Returns [2018] (MA + 200 points)
Scream [2022] (Vudu or iTunes)
Spider-Man: Homecoming (MA + Sony points)
Thor: The Dark World (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts (iTunes)
Warrior [2011] (iTunes)

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$5 HD

Anastasia [1997] (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Creator, The [2023] (MA + Sony points)
Lady & The Tramp II: Scamps Adventure (MA + 150 points)
Priscilla [A24] [2023] (Vudu)
Wish [2023] (MA + 150 points)

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$4 HD

40 Year Old Virgin, The [Unrated] (MA)
BFG, The [2016] (MA + 150 points)
Blue Beetle (MA)
Bridge Of Spies [2015] (MA + 150 points)
Color Purple, The [2023] (MA)
Drop, The [2014] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions [Theatrical & Unrated] (MA + Sony points)
Indiana Jones & The Dial Of Destiny [2023] (MA + 150 points)
Jumanji double feature [Welcome To The Jungle & The Next Level] (MA + Sony points)
Need For Speed [2014] (MA + 150 points)
Nun II, The [2023] (MA)
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)

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$3️⃣ Movies

$3 4K UHD

10 Cloverfield Lane (iTunes)
Baywatch (Vudu)
Big Hero 6 (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
Birth Of A Nation, The (iTunes/ports)
Bumblebee (Vudu or iTunes)
Detective Knight: Rogue (iTunes)
Doctor Strange (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
Frozen 2 [2019] (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
Guardians Of The Galaxy [2014] (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
Kick-Ass 2 (iTunes/ports)
Little Mermaid, The [1989] (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
Maleficent: Mistress Of Evil (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
Quiet Place, A [2018) (Vudu)
Prometheus (iTunes/ports)
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (iTunes/ports)
Robin Hood [2018] (Vudu)
Sicario (Vudu)
Spy Who Dumped Me, The (Vudu or iTunes)
Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
Vertigo [1958] (iTunes/ports)

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$3 HD

Ad Astra (MA)
Annie [1982] (MA + Sony points)
A Quiet Place Part II (Vudu HD or iTunes 4K)
Avatar: The Way Of Water (MA + 150 points)
Avengers [2012] (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Baby Driver [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Blackkklansman (MA)
Bloodshot [2020] (MA + Sony points)
Boy Next Door, The (iTunes/ports)
Call Me By Your Name (MA + Sony points)
Candyman: Day Of The Dead (Vudu or Google Play)
Chicago [2001] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Croods: A New Age, The [2020] (MA)
Desperation Road [2023] (Vudu HD or iTunes 4K)
Dinosaur 13 (Vudu)
Equalizer 3, The [2023] (MA + Sony points)
Escape Room [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Eye In The Sky (iTunes/ports)
Fast X [2023] (MA + Universal Rewards points)
Fortress [2021] (Vudu or Google Play)
Fruitvale Station (Vudu)
Ghostbusters [1984] (MA + Sony points)
Glass [2019] (MA)
Grown Ups 2 (MA + Sony points)
Harriet [2019] (MA)
Hocus Pocus (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
How To Train Your Dragon [2010] (MA)
Ice Age: The Meltdown (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Into The Woods [2014] (MA + 150 points)
Kick-Ass [2010] (Vudu or Google Play)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (Vudu) PENDING
Liar Liar [1997] (MA)
Lion King, The [1994] (MA + 150 points)
Lockout & Battle: Los Angeles double feature (MA)
Lodge, The [2020] (MA)
Mamma Mia! + Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (MA)
MIB International [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Midsommar [A24] (Vudu or Google Play)
Mindcage (Vudu or iTunes)
Nurse Jackie season 7 (Vudu)
Once Upon A Time In…Hollywood [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (iTunes/ports)
Pete's Dragon [2016] (MA + 150 points)
Possession Of Hannah Grace, The [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Preacher season 1 (Vudu)
Pride + Prejudice + Zombies [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Public Enemies [2009] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Punisher, The [2004] (Vudu or Google Play)
Queen Of Katwe [2016] (MA + 150 points)
Raid: Redemption, The [2012] [Theatrical & Unrated] (MA + Sony points)
Ready Or Not [2019] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Rock The Kasbah (MA)
Shallows, The [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Snowden (iTunes/ports)
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs [1937] (MA + 150 points)
Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Spirit, The [2008] (Vudu)
Swing Of Things, The [2020] (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Taxi Driver [1976] (MA + Sony points)
The Secret: Dare To Dream (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Tomorrowland [2015] (MA + 150 points)
Us [2019] (MA)
Vanishing, The [2019] (Vudu or Google Play)
Venture Bros: Radiant Is The Blood Of The Baboon Heart [2023] (MA)
Violent Night [2022] (MA)
Walking Dead season 9, The (Vudu or Google Play)
Walt Disney Animation Studios Shorts Collection [2015] (MA + 150 points)
Way Way Back, The [2013] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Zombieland: Double Tap (MA + Sony points)

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💲2️⃣ HD

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi (iTunes 4K)
1917 (MA)
2 Guns [2013] (iTunes/ports 4K)
21 Jump Street (MA + Sony points)
22 Jump Street [2014] (MA + Sony points)
31 [2016] (Vudu)
3 From Hell [Unrated] (Vudu 4K or iTunes 4K)
47 Meters Down (iTunes)
47 Ronin (iTunes/ports 4K)
About Last Night [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (MA)
Admission [2013] (iTunes/ports)
Adventures Of Tintin, The (Vudu or iTunes)
After Earth [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Age Of Adaline, The (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Alien Covenant (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA/GP)
Alita: Battle Angel [2019] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Allied [2016] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Aloha [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Alpha [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Alpha & Omega 2: A Howl-lday Adventure (Vudu)
Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Amazing Spider-Man, The [2012] (MA)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
American Girl: Isabelle Dances Into The Spotlight (MA)
American Hustle [2013] (MA + Sony points)
American Reunion [Unrated] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (Vudu)
Annie [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Apollo 13 [1995] (MA)
Arrival [2016] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Assassin's Creed (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Atomic Blonde (MA)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Avengers: Endgame (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA + 150 points)
Avengers: Infinity War (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Bad Words [2014] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Battleship [2012] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Baywatch (iTunes 4K)
Beauty & The Beast [1991] (MA only/no points & no iTunes option)
Beauty & The Beast [2017] (MA + 150 points/iTunes option is expired)
Beirut [2018] (MA)
Ben-Hur [2016] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Best Man Holiday, The [2013] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Big Eyes (Vudu)
Big Short, The [2015] (Vudu)
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Birds, The [1963] (MA)
Blackhat [2015] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Black Panther (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Blue Crush 2 (iTunes/ports)
Bohemian Rhapsody (MA or Google Play/ports)
Boss Baby, The [2017] (MA)
Bourne Legacy, The (iTunes/ports 4K)
Boy, The [2016] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Boyhood [2014] (iTunes)
Breakthrough [2019] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Bridesmaids [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Broken City [2013] (MA)
Bumblebee (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Bye Bye Man, The [Unrated] (iTunes/ports)
Cabin In The Woods, The (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Call, The [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Captain America: Civil War (MA only/no points or iTunes option)
Captain Phillips [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Case For Christ, The [2017] (iTunes/ports)
Celebrating Mickey (MA/ no points)
Chasing Mavericks (MA)
Choice, The [2016] (Vudu or iTunes)
Code Of Honor [2016] (Vudu)
Company Of Heroes [2013] (MA)
Concussion [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Contraband (iTunes/ports)
Cowboys & Aliens [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Croods, The [2013] (MA)
Daddy's Home 2 (Vudu)
Dark Skies [2013] (Vudu)
Dark Tower, The [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Dead In Tombstone [Unrated] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Dead Man Down [2013] (MA)
Deadpool 2 [2018] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Deepwater Horizon (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Despicable Me 3 (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Devil's Due [2014] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Divergent Series: Allegiant, The (iTunes 4K)
Django Unchained (Vudu)
Dolittle [2020] (MA)
Downsizing (iTunes 4K)
Downton Abbey [2019] (MA)
Dracula Untold (iTunes/ports 4K)
Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer's Curse (iTunes/ports)
Duff, The (iTunes or Google Play)
Edge Of Seventeen, The [2016] (iTunes/ports)
Edward Scissorhands [1990] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Elysium (MA + Sony points)
Emoji Movie, The [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Empire State [2013] (Vudu or Google Play)
Ender's Game (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Epic [2013] (MA)
Equalizer, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Equalizer 2, The (MA + Sony points)
Escape From Planet Earth (Vudu)
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial [1982] (MA)
Everest [2015] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Ex Machina (Vudu)
Exposed [2016] (Vudu)
F9: The Fast Saga [2021] (MA + Universal Rewards points)
Fast & Furious [2009] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Fast & The Furious, The [2001] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift, The (iTunes/ports 4K)
Fate Of The Furious [F8] [Theatrical] (MA)
Fences [2016] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Ferdinand [2017] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Fifty Shades Of Grey (iTunes/ports 4K)
Fighter, The [2010] (Vudu)
Finding Dory (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA + 150 points)
First Purge, The [2018] (MA)
Flight [2012] (Vudu or iTunes)
Footloose [2011] (Vudu)
Forest, The [2016] (iTunes/ports)
Frozen [2013] (iTunes/ports 4K+ 150 points)
Fury [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Future World (Vudu)
Game Of Thrones season 4 (iTunes)
Game Of Thrones season 5 (iTunes)
Get Out [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Ghostbusters [2016] [Theatrical & Extended] (MA + Sony points)
Ghost In The Shell [2017] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Ghost Team One [2013] (Vudu or iTunes)
Gifted [2017] (MA or Google Play/ports, iTunes option is expired)
God Bless The Broken Road (Vudu or Google Play)
Gods Of Egypt (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Greatest Showman, The [2017] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Great Wall, The [2017] (MA)
Grey, The [2012] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol.2 (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Guilt Trip, The [2012] (Vudu)
Hacksaw Ridge (Vudu or Google Play/iTunes option expired)
Hail, Caesar [2016] (MA)
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters [Unrated] (Vudu or iTunes)
Hateful Eight, The (Vudu or Google Play)
Heat, The [2013] [Theatrical] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Hell Or High Water (Vudu or Google Play)
Hercules [2014] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Hitman's Bodyguard, The (Vudu or Google Play/iTunes option is expired)
Hobbs & Shaw (MA)
Home [2015] [DreamWorks] (MA)
Home Alone [1990] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Homefront [2013] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Honey 2 [2011] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Hotel Transylvania [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Hotel Transylvania 3 (MA + Sony points)
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (Vudu)
How To Train Your Dragon 2 (MA)
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, The (iTunes 4K or Google Play HD)
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2, The (Vudu)
Huntsman: Winter's War, The [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
I Am Wrath (Vudu)
Identity Thief [2013] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Impossible, The [2012] (Vudu)
Inside Out [2015] (iTunes/ports 4K + 150 points)
Instant Family (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Internship, The [2013] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Interstellar (Vudu or Google Play)
Interview, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Invisible Man, The [1933] (MA)
Invisible Man, The [2020] (MA)
Iron Man 3 (iTunes/ports + 150 points)
It Follows (Vudu)
Jackass 3 [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes)
Jack Reacher (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (iTunes 4K)
Jarhead 3: The Siege [Unrated] (MA)
Jason Bourne (iTunes/ports 4K)
Jessabelle [2014] (Vudu)
Jigsaw (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
John Henry [2020] (Vudu)
Johnny English Reborn [2011] (iTunes/ports)
John Wick (iTunes 4K)
John Wick 1 & 2 (Vudu or Google Play)
John Wick: Chapter 2 (iTunes 4K)
John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum (iTunes 4K) or all 3 for $5
Joy [2015] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (MA + Sony points)
Jurassic World (iTunes/ports 4K)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (MA)
Justice [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Kidnap [2017] (iTunes/ports)
Killer Elite (iTunes/ports)
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Last Knights [2015] (Vudu)
Last Vegas [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Last Witch Hunter, The (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Lawrence Of Arabia [1962] (MA + Sony points)
League Of Their Own, A [1992] (MA + Sony points)
Legend Of Hercules, The [2014] (iTunes 4K)
Leprechaun: Origins (Vudu)
Leprechaun Returns (Vudu or Google Play)
Les Misérables [2012] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Life [2017] (MA + Sony point)
Life Of Pi (iTunes/ports 4K)
Logan [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Longest Ride, The (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Looper [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Lorax, The [2012] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Love, Simon [2018] (MA)
Love The Coopers (iTunes)
Lucy [2014] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (MA)
Magnificent Seven, The [2016] (Vudu)
Maleficent (iTunes/ports 4K + 150 points)
Marauders (Vudu)
Martian, The [2015] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Mary Poppins [1964] (MA + 150 points)
Mechanic: Resurrection (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Men In Black 3 (MA + Sony points)
Million Dollar Arm [2014] (Google Play/ports)
Million Ways To Die In The West, A [Unrated] (iTunes/ports)
Mindgamers [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Miracles From Heaven (MA + Sony points)
Mission Impossible: Fallout (iTunes 4K)
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (iTunes 4K)
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (iTunes 4K) or all 3 for $5
Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Moneyball [2011] (MA + Sony points)
Monuments Men, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Moonrise Kingdom [2012] (MA)
Mortal Engines [2018] (MA)
Mortal Instruments: The City Of Bones, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
mother! [2017] (Vudu)
Mother's Day [2016] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Mud [2013] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Mummy, The [1999] (MA)
Mummy, The [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Mummy Returns, The [2001] (MA)
Murder On The Orient Express [2017] (MA or Google Play/ports)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (iTunes/ports)
Neighbors [2014] (iTunes/ports)
Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Noah [2014] (Vudu)
Nobody's Fool [2018] (iTunes 4K)
No Good Deed [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Non-Stop [2014] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Norm Of The North (Vudu or iTunes)
No Strings Attached (Vudu)
Now You See Me 2 (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Nut Job, The [2014] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Oblivion [2013] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Open Road [2013] (iTunes/ports)
Ouija [2014] (MA)
Outlander season 1 volume 1 (Vudu)
Overboard [2018] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Overlord [2018] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Pain & Gain [2013] (Vudu or iTunes)
Parker [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Paranormal Activity [2009] [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity 2 [Unrated Director's Cut] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity 3 [Extended] (Vudu or iTunes)
Paranormal Activity 4 [Unrated] (iTunes)
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes)
Passengers [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Penguins Of Madagascar (MA)
Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters (MA or Google Play/ports)
Peter Rabbit [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Pet Sematary [2019] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Philomena (Vudu)
Pitch Perfect (iTunes/ports 4K)
Pitch Perfect 3 [2017] (MA)
Playing With Fire (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Pompeii [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Project Almanac (Vudu or iTunes)
Prometheus (MA or Google Play/ports, no iTunes option)
Proud Mary [2018] (MA)
Psycho [1960] (MA)
Pulp Fiction (Vudu)
Purge: Anarchy, The (iTunes/ports 4K)
Quiet Place, A [2018] (iTunes 4K)
Ralph Breaks The Internet (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Rear Window [1954] (MA)
Red Dawn [2012] (Vudu or Google Play)
Redemption [2013] (Vudu)
Riddick [Unrated] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Rings [2017] (Vudu)
R.I.P.D. Rest In Peace Department (iTunes/ports 4K)
Risen [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Rock Dog (iTunes)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (iTunes/ports 4K + 150 points)
Runner Runner [2013] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Rush [2013] (MA)
Saban's Power Rangers (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Safe House [2012] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Scorpion King 3: Battle For Redemption (iTunes/ports)
Secret Life Of Pets, The (MA 4K or iTunes/ports 4K)
Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (MA or Google Play/ports, iTunes option is expired)
Seventh Son [2015] (iTunes/ports)
Sex Tape [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Shack, The [2017] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Sherlock Gnomes (Vudu)
Show Dogs [2018] (MA)
Sicario (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Silent House [2012] (iTunes/ports)
Silver Linings Playbook (Vudu or Google Play)
Sing [2016] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Sinister (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Skyscraper [2018] (MA)
Snow White & The Huntsman [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Sparkle [2012] (MA)
Spider-Man: Far From Home [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Spider-Man: No Way Home [2021] (MA + Sony points)
Split [2017] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Spy [2015] [Unrated] (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA + 150 points)
Step Up All In [2014] (Vudu)
Step Up Revolution (Vudu or Google Play)
Straight Outta Compton [Unrated] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Super 8 (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Super Buddies (MA without points)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [2014] (Vudu)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows (Vudu) or both for $3
Terminator: Genisys (iTunes 4K)
Texas Chainsaw [2013] (Vudu or iTunes)
The Night Before [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Think Like A Man (MA + Sony points)
This Is 40 [2012] [Theatrical] (MA or iTunes/ports)
This Is The End [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Thor: Ragnarok (MA + 150 points/no iTunes option)
Top Five [2014] (iTunes)
Top Gun (Vudu)
Total Recall [2012] [Theatrical & Director's Cut] (MA + Sony points)
Tower Heist [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Tracers [2015] (Vudu)
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (iTunes 4K)
Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell (MA)
Trolls [2017] (MA)
True Grit [2010] (Vudu or iTunes)
Tyler Perry's Acrimony (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funeral (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Underworld: Awakening (MA + Sony points)
Underworld: Blood Wars (MA + Sony points)
Vendetta [2016] (Vudu)
Venom [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Victoria & Abdul [2017] (MA)
Vow, The [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Walk Among The Tombstones, A (iTunes/ports)
Walking With Dinosaurs: The Movie (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Warcraft [2016] (iTunes/ports 4K)
War Room [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Watch, The [2012] (MA)
Why Him? [2016] (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Wolf Of Wall Street, The (Vudu)
Wolverine, The [2013] [Unleashed Extended Edition] (MA, iTunes or Google Play/ports)
Woman In Black, The [2012] (MA)
Wonder [2017] (Vudu/GP HD or iTunes 4K)
Wonder Park [2019] (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Woodlawn [2015] (MA or iTunes/ports)
World War Z (iTunes 4K)
X-Men: Apocalypse (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
X-Men: Days Of Future Past (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Your Highness [2011] (iTunes/ports)
Zootopia (MA without points)

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💲2️⃣ SD

127 Hours (iTunes/ports)
12 Rounds [2009] [Extreme Cut] (iTunes/ports)
All About Steve (iTunes/ports)
Amelia (iTunes/ports)
Beasts Of The Southern Wild (iTunes/ports)
Black Swan (iTunes/ports)
Bride Wars (iTunes/ports)
Crazy Heart (iTunes/ports)
Date Night [Unrated Extended Edition] (iTunes/ports)
In Time [2011] (iTunes/ports)
Monte Carlo [2011] (iTunes/ports)
My Girl 1 & 2 double feature (MA)
Ramona & Beezus (iTunes/ports)
Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (iTunes/ports)
Street Kings (iTunes/ports)
Three Stooges: The Movie, The [2012] (iTunes/ports)
Tooth Fairy (iTunes/ports)
Unstoppable [2010] (iTunes/ports)
Walk, The [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (iTunes/ports)
X-Files: I Want To Believe, The [Special Edition] (iTunes/ports)

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$1 Codes

💲1️⃣ HD

2 Fast 2 Furious (MA)
2 Guns (MA)
Alex Cross (Vudu)
Bad Grandpa [Theatrical] (Vudu or iTunes)
Bad Moms (iTunes/ports)
Battleship [2012] (MA)
Big Hero 6 (Google Play/ports)
Book Club (Vudu)
Bourne Legacy, The (MA)
Bring It On: Worldwide Cheersmack [2017] (MA or iTunes/ports)
Deadpool (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA/GP)
Divergent (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Divergent Series: Insurgent, The (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Dracula Untold (MA)
Duff, The (Vudu)
Dying Of The Light (Vudu)
Escape Plan (Vudu)
Expendables 2, The (iTunes 4K or Vudu/GP HD)
Expendables 3, The [Theatrical] (iTunes 4K or Google Play HD)
Fast & Furious [2009] (MA)
Fast & Furious 6, The [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
Fast Five [Extended] (MA)
Fate Of The Furious, The [8] [Theatrical & Extended] (MA)
Frozen [2013] (MA without points/no iTunes option)
Frozen: Sing Along Edition (MA without points)
Furious 7 [Extended] (iTunes/ports 4K)
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (Vudu)
Girls Trip [2017] (MA)
Good Day To Die Hard, A [2012] [Extended] (MA or Google Play/ports)
Grace Unplugged (Vudu)
Hard Target 2 [2016] (iTunes/ports)
Hidden Figures (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Hugo (Vudu)
Hunger Games, The (iTunes 4K)
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (iTunes 4K or Google Play HD)
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, The (Vudu)
I, Frankenstein (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Independence Day: Resurgence (iTunes/ports 4K or HD MA)
Inside Out [2015] (Google Play/ports)
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (Vudu)
Jason Bourne (MA)
Jurassic Park [1993] (MA)
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain (Vudu)
Kung Fu Panda 3 (MA)
Last Stand, The [2013] (iTunes)
Les Misérables [2012] (MA)
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (MA)
Lucy (MA)
Minions [2015] (MA)
Misson Impossible: Fallout (Vudu)
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (Vudu)
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (Vudu) or both for $2.50
Mummy, The [2017] (MA)
Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor, The [2008] (MA)
Now You See Me [Extended] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Parental Guidance [2012] (MA)
Perks Of Being A Wallflower, The (Vudu or Google Play)
Pitch Perfect (MA)
Purge, The [2013] (MA)
Quiet Place, A [2018] (Vudu)
Red 2 (Vudu)
Ride Along [2014] (iTunes/ports)
Ride Along 2 (MA or iTunes/ports)
Safe [2012] (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
Secret Life Of Pets, The (MA)
Selma (iTunes)
Skyfall (Vudu or Google Play)
Snitch (iTunes 4K or Vudu/Google Play HD)
Star Trek: Beyond (Vudu)
Star Trek: Into Darkness (iTunes 4K)
Straight Outta Compton [Unrated Director's Cut] (MA)
Taken 2 (MA or Google Play/ports)
Ted [Unrated] (MA) or [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Terminator: Genisys (Vudu)
Transformers: Age Of Extinction (iTunes 4K or Vudu HD)
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (Vudu)
Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection (iTunes)
Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor (Vudu or Google Play)
What To Expect When You're Expecting (Vudu, iTunes or Google Play)
World War Z (Vudu)
Zootopia (Google Play/ports)

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21 Jump Street (MA + Sony points)
22 Jump Street (MA + Sony points) or both for $1.50
5th Wave, The [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Act Of Valor (iTunes)
After Earth [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Alpha [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
American Hustle [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Angry Birds Movie, The (MA + Sony points)
A-Team, The [2010] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Avengers [2012] (iTunes/ports + possible 150 points)
Big Mommas Like Father, Like Son (iTunes/ports)
Bloodshot [2020] (MA + Sony points)
Brooklyn's Finest (iTunes)
Captain Phillips (MA + Sony points)
Charlie's Angels [2019] (MA + Sony points)
Conan The Barbarian [2011] (iTunes)
Concussion [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Day The Earth Stood Still, The [2008] (iTunes/ports)
Dirty 30 (Vudu)
Don't Breathe [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Due Date [2010] (iTunes/ports)
Elysium (MA + Sony points)
Equalizer, The [2014] (MA + Sony points)
Equalizer 2, The (MA + Sony points)
Equalizer 3, The [2023] (MA + Sony points)
Evil Dead [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Expendables, The [2010] (iTunes)
Forbidden Kingdom, The (iTunes)
For Colored Girls (iTunes)
Gamer (iTunes)
Grown Ups 2 (MA + Sony points)
Haywire (iTunes)
Here Comes The Boom [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Hotel Transylvania [2012] (MA + Sony points) PENDING
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Hotel Transylvania 3 (MA + Sony points)
Hours [2013] (Vudu)
Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (iTunes/ports)
Immortals [2011] (iTunes)
Insidious: The Last Key (MA + Sony points)
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Knight & Day [2010] [Theatrical] (iTunes/ports)
Looper (MA + Sony points)
Marley & Me (iTunes/ports)
Men In Black [1997] (MA)
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MIB International (MA + Sony points)
Mirror Mirror [2012] (iTunes)
Mortal Instruments: The City Of Bones (MA + Sony points)
Movie 43 (iTunes)
Nerve (Vudu)
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (iTunes/ports)
Olympus Has Fallen (MA + Sony points)
Parker [2013] (MA + Sony points)
Passengers [2016] (MA + Sony points)
Perfect Guy, The [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Peter Rabbit [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Pixels [2015] (MA + Sony points)
Predators [2010] (iTunes/ports)
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Public Enemies [2009] (iTunes/ports)
Raven, The [2012] (iTunes)
Reclaim (Vudu)
Red Riding Hood [2011] (iTunes/ports)
Robin Hood [2010] [Unrated] (iTunes/ports)
Safe Haven (iTunes)
Shallows, The [2016] (MA + 150 points)
Sicario: Day Of The Soldado (MA + Sony points)
Slender Man [2018] (MA + Sony points)
Sparkle [2012] (MA)
Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse (MA + Sony points)
Star, The [2017] (MA + Sony points)
Taken [2009] [Extended Cut] (iTunes/ports)
Tyler Perry's Madea's Tough Love (Vudu)
Underworld: Awakening (MA + Sony points)
Venom (MA + Sony points)
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (MA + Sony points)
Vow, The [2012] (MA + Sony points)
Wanted [2008] (iTunes/ports)
Warrior [2011] (iTunes)
Water For Elephants (iTunes/ports)
When The Bough Breaks (MA + Sony points)
X-Men: First Class (iTunes/ports)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (iTunes/ports)
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All movies are 3 for $1 each/must spend at least $1 on total order.
Cabin In The Woods, The (Vudu SD)
Dirty Grandpa (Vudu SD only)
Dredd (iTunes SD only)
Expendables 2, The (Vudu SD only or iTunes SD only)
Expendables 3, The [Unrated] (iTunes HD only)
Fast Five [Extended] (iTunes/ports HD)
Furious 7 [Extended] (MA ports HD)
Good Day To Die Hard, A [2012] (iTunes/ports SD)
Hunger Games, The (Vudu SD or iTunes SD only)
Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (Vudu HD only)
John Wick 3 (Google Play HD only)
Jurassic World (MA ports HD)
Life Of Pi (iTunes/ports SD)
Mechanic: Resurrection (Vudu SD only)
Now You See Me 2 (Vudu SD only)
Parental Guidance (iTunes/ports SD)
Star Trek: Into Darkness (Vudu HD only)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Google Play/ports HD)
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2024.04.28 19:56 Lord_Long_Rod The Zombie Apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse started out slowly. First, there were the news stories of the occasional homeless person having their face eaten off by a madman. Drugs, they said. Then there were small hoards that would crash through department stores in the middle of the night, caught on security cameras smashing up the place, then gone by morning. Rising crime, they said.
Finally, it could no longer be ignored. When the widespread cannibalism began it was too late to stop the spread. Their numbers increased exponentially. Pretty soon everybody was gone. Well, everyone except for little pockets of survivors here and there, of which I was one.
Life was hard for us. It was hard to tell who was cursed: them or us. Perhaps we both were. Every hour we survived was both a blessing and curse. Some could not take it and opted out. The rest of us fought for our survival with every breath and ounce of strength we had so we could live.
We survived in the dark, like moles. We ate rats, bugs, snakes, whatever we could find. It did not matter. We scavenged for what we needed. Guns and ammunition were top priority, over food. Water was important too, very important. Most of our water came from rain. Then we distilled it to filter out impurities.
When faced with the constant struggle for survival against an enemy that both outnumbers you and cannot die, the struggle against nature, and for basic needs, you change. Your morality changes. Life has immense value to you. That is, YOUR life has value to you. Other people’s lives, maybe not so much. We all changed over those weeks and months following the outbreak. But none of us changed for the better.
Before it began I worked as a talent scout for a film production company in Los Angeles. You may have heard of our little company, Bango Wango. We put out quite a few hit films. Our biggest film was “Big Black Cocks Destroy Little Asian Hotties”. It was very, VERY HOT!! . It received 4.5 out of 5 Stiffies in the Adult Video Review. We also were responsible for “Women Fucking Strangers in Cars, Part 12” and “Hot Girl Bangs 200 Guys at Once”. We liked to stick with a tried and true formula.
Just before the outbreak exploded into all-out murderous zombie hoards and mass cannibalistic attacks, my boss, Doc “Ramrod” Rambo, sent me up to San Francisco to do a casting call for a promising upcoming film to be called “Men Fucking Hot Women”. My job was to evaluate all the girls. I interview each of them. Then I look at them naked. Then I fuck them. If I think they would be good in the film, I stuff some blow up their noses and taken them back to LA with me. You know, it’s the industry standard business model.
As it turned out, San Francisco is the worst place in the world to be in the zombie apocalypse. You would probably think that in my line of work we would be open to deviant sexual identities and practices. In fact, nothing could be further from the truth. See, these leftist Dem pigs are trying to gay and tranny everyone. This reduces our target market! We shoot straight hetero shit, only. Partly, this is because it is what we all prefer. Partly, and very importantly, it is where most of the money is. And, our primary financier is a raging white supremacist who disapproves of weird leftist sex shit. I can’t say that I blame him either.
It is well known that San Fran has the highest ratio of freaks in the world. Let me tell you, having a decrepit, rotting zombie trying to murder and eat you is rather disconcerting. Having a tranny zombie coming after you is downright terrifying! Imagine, a 6.5 foot tall highly feminine zombie coming at you, with a wang flopping around. Many folks get caught staring at shit like that (e.g., flopping wangs on fem looking zombie ghouls), and fail to notice the zombies creeping up on them from behind. The poor bastard becomes dinner, and all because of the freak show science and deranged politics that went on prior to the outbreak.
But something worse happened. It stands to reason that zombies, as a primal version of a human being, want to eat. It is its primary need. But those trannies, they weren’t human in any traditional sense. They wore their sexuality on their sleeves for everyone to see. Their sexuality was their identity. This being the case, they are far different from all other human beings in life. Therefore, it stands to reason that they would be far different in death.
Zombie trannies don’t want to eat you. They want to fuck you. Since death causes brain capacity to diminish substantially, they revert to a primitive animal. This means that morality no longer plays a role in their heads. All they want to do is fuck, fuck, fuck. Obviously, nobody consensually fucks a rotting corpse. Thus, they are rapists too. It’s reverse-necro rape phenomena. I seen it. It’s real.
Maybe if we kept them in the closet back before the outbreak these tranny ghouls would only want to eat us alive. But toward the end days the leftist pigs encouraged their antisocial and barbaric urges. They normalized it. They encouraged the freaks to extract their inner abominable urges and place them at the forefront of their existence with absolutely no regard for the impact on other people and society.
See, it was the leftist movements that doomed humanity. Why? For power? For wealth? Hubris? Who knows. All I know is that I am one of the few survivors. Me, along with other survivors, are on constant guard against zombie attack. They roam around in hoards, either looking to eat us or rape us. In fact, sometimes it is both. I have seen some poor bastards being both eaten and raped at the same time. That, my friends, is some ghoulish shit.
It was only a matter of time before the survivor numbers dwindled. I eventually hooked up with a fella from back East that went by the name “Tex”. He was a tough son of a gun. Together we stood a much better chance at survival. One night while camped out under an overpass Tex, with a long drawn out southern drawl, said, “Well now, fuck boy, I think we’uns need ta think bout headed back east, away from the hoards and the feggets.”
Tex reasoned that we could live in rural areas and pretty much be steer clear of zombies altogether. I asked Tex, “What about the tranny zombies?!?” Agitated, old Tex said, “We ain’t got none of that thar sheeyit in Texas, fuck no!” I was all in for Tex’s plan.
We jacked a Dodge Charger in Compton. I hotwired it. Tex said, “Well shit fire, fuck boy! I thought ya’ll had to be one of them thar negroes to knowd how to do that sheeyit! Heh heh heh!” We managed to collect enough gasoline that was still good to get us to Texas. We put it in all sorts of containers and pulled it behind us in a trailer. Tex rigged up a trailer hitch on the ghetto ride for the trip.
I was a long and arduous journey. You may think it would be easy since there wasn’t anyone left to cause a traffic jam, but you would be wrong. There were abandoned cars everywhere, with zombies peppered about here and there. We were viciously attacked in Las Vegas by a hoard of zombies dressed like Debbie Reynolds. Fortunately, we managed to escape with our honor intact.
One night we camped out under the stars. We caught a couple of large lizards and cooked them over an open fire. After dinner we relaxed and watched the stars as we smoked cigars from a box of Padron we found at our last stop. Something had piqued my curiosity about Tex. Finally, I had to ask him.
“Hey, Tex?”, I said. “Yep”, he replied. I asked, “What were you doing in San Francisco? I mean, you have made it pretty clear that San Fran ain’t got much to draw you to it.” Tex said, “You don’t need to knowd all bout that, fuck boy.” I kept on prying. Old Tex eventually relented.
“I was in San Francisco to meet a man I had met online. Ya’ll can think of it as a date, if ya’ll want”, said Tex. I was floored!!! Tex just came out to me. A gay Texan? I just could mot wrap my head around it. I had to know, so I asked, “But Tex, does that mean that … YOU are a homo?!?”
Tex pulled out his revolver and violently struck me with the butt of the gun right on my nose. Blood spewed out as the pain was excruciatingly throbbing in my sinus cavities. Then I heard Tex say, “I AIN’T NO GODDAM FEGGET, YOU ASSHOLE!! What in tarnation is wrong with you?!?”
I managed to get the bleeding to subside after a while. Clearly, Tex had broken my nose. I could not breathe through it anymore and the painful throbbing was still going strong. “Jesus fucking Christ, Tex! It was just a fucking question”, I said.
After a couple moments Tex said “Ah, hell fire, fuck boy. Ima sorry fer braking yer nose. But ya’ll jest cain’t ask a man shit like that, ya know?” I nodded. Of course, he was right. But I grew up in Candy Ass Land here in California, so it’s rather easy to forget what a man is, and is supposed to be. Tex was a real man, that is for certain. With a little prodding I got Tex to tell me why he was in San Fran when the shit hit the fan.
It turns out that he had, in fact, been talking to homos online, and that he traveled to California to meet them. But it was not to fuck them, literally. It was to fuck them up physically. This is something Tex says he likes to do when he gets a day off from the cattle ranch he manages back east. “See, we ain’t got us no queers out thar in Texas. So we got to go out to San Francisco fer queer beatins and sech.”
I nodded in understanding. While I do not personally engage in queer beatings and such, I respect people’s right to do so. In fact, after living amongst all the Candy-assed bed-wetting leftists in Cali for so long, I found Tex and his approach to life to be quite liberating and refreshing. Maybe I was going to like it in Texas!
Tex then said, “Well, it’s yer turn, lil buckaroo!” I asked Tex what he was talking about. “What were yer lilly white ass doing in feg town?” I told him, “I was fucking bitches auditioning for a new fuck flick I was making.” Tex shook his head and laughed.
I wandered what Tex thought of me. Here he is, the epitome of a man from the old west, typified by living a moral and honorable life. I suddenly was overcome by a deep wave of shame in the face of the good and wholesomeness exuded by Tex. I bowed my head in disgrace. Imagine how I felt. I had fucked away my whole life on pussy and coke. Now, here I am, 50 years old and absolutely no goals set for the balance of my life, except for more pussy and coke. Sigh …
My sudden and overwhelming deep depressive state must have registered with Tex. He looked over at me staring at my feet and said, “It’s ok, you know?” I asked what he meant by that. He continued.
“It’s ok that you is a pussy chasing degenerate. Hell, the world needs porn. If I had not seen porn at a young age then I would not have learned how to fuck right fer years to come. I would have suffered years of humiliation learning how to properly bone a chick. But thanks to porn, I was able to master my stroke by 16. Without my confidence I most likely would not have poked Nelly Ann like the hard stud I am today. I totally crushed her pussy! Then she became my wife. All this, thanks to pornography.”
I thought about this. Tex was right, wonderfully right! I never really considered that I was doing the world a service by making porn movies. A wide grin took over my face. I felt…pride! It was unfamiliar to me. In fact, I did not really know what it was. But it felt good. I glanced over at Tex, who was grinning too. Then he said, “That’s right, fuck boy. YOU have value as a man. That makes you ever bit as real man as I am.”
I felt like I had won the fucking lottery. Never before in my entire life have I ever had one bit of self-esteem. Now my cup runneth over thanks to Tex! I had been doing God’s work all along and I just didn’t know it. I wanted to celebrate. I asked Tex, “You want to snort some blow?” He replied, “No sir, but you go right ahead and enjoy yerself”.
——————/
Three days later Tex and I arrived at his cattle ranch in west Texas. It was called “Steered Straight”. Unfortunately, all of the livestock lay dead and rotting in the fields. There were no humans anywhere. The ranch was totally abandoned. I said, “Jesus, Tex. What a fucking shit hole.” Tex said it had definitely seen better days.
I asked Tex, “So, you own this place?”. Tex replied that, no, he did not own it. He was merely the manager. I asked him who owns it. He said, “The fucking Chinese, that’s who.” I said, “Shit! How did THAT happen?”. Tex explained.
“See, fuck boy, this here old ranch been in my family fer generations. But when dad died he willed all the land to my asshole brother, Peter. Old Pete was one of them thar fancy pants college boys. He promptly sold the ranch to a big old corporation back East called ‘Fuck Everybody, Inc.”. They then sold it off to the goddamned Chinese communists.”
Tex bowed his head in recollection of the sad state of his family ranch. I asked Tex why his dad gave it to his asshole brother and not him. Tex replied, with his patented slow Texas cowboy drawl, “Well sir, dad had every intention of leaving the ranch to me. See, back when mother passed away in 1978, dad sort of changed. He got wild with the whores and the blow. He eventually remarried a sweet young stripper from Lubbock named Ana Conda.”
“Well, dad found out that I had been fucking Ana on the down low. So he got pissed and changed his will. I apologized to him repeatedly but nothing would change his mind, the stubborn old son of a gun”, said Tex.
I then interjected, “So you lost the entire ranch because you were banging a whore?” Tex said yes, and then we fist bumped. I said, “Yep, pussy will get your ass in trouble.” Tex agreed.
We went to the ranch house and cleaned shit up so we could live there. Fortunately, the well still functioned, so we had water. All the food was spoiled, as there was no electricity. I asked, “What are we going to do for food, Tex?” He said, “Well, fuck boy, we is gonna hunt us up sum grub. You ever handle a gun before?”
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2024.04.28 09:23 avgweedfan Ethical Adaptation: A Study of the Miracle in the Andes

edit: i dont know if anyone will ever look at this again but I got my grade back and got a 150/150 😌 thank you all for your kind words and feedback i haven’t been this proud of something i’ve written in a long time!!!
Hi SocietyOfTheSnow , I hope you're all having a great night. I've been lurking on this subreddit for a few months while I was working on this, so I figured it was only fair for me to share it here now that it's done (I think?). I am an undergraduate student at an university in the U.S., and I wrote this for my media ethics class. If you don't wanna read it, that's cool! If you do read it, thank you, and if you have any suggestions feel free to let me know (but be nice about it pls! I worked hard and am sensitive!)!! <3 also formatting is weird sorry I don't feel like fixing it lmfao, films are in italics, books are in bold
On October 12, 1972, a chartered Fairchild FH-227D departed from Montevideo, Uruguay en route to Santiago, Chile. The plane carried forty passengers and five crew members, including the nineteen members of the “Old Christians” rugby team, the team physician and his wife, as well as some supporters, family members, and friends of the team. Although scheduled to land the same day, the pilot decided to make a one-night stopover in Mendoza, Argentina due to bad weather. The plane departed again on October 13, 1972, at 2:18 pm. Because they couldn't go directly over the towering peaks of the Andes Mountains, the plane was supposed to take a 370-mile route south to Malargüe, west through the Planchon Pass to Curico, and north to Santiago. This should’ve taken an hour and a half. Clouds were obscuring the mountains, so the pilots were likely using radio navigation to get through the pass. Here, one of the pilots made a deadly error, incorrectly piloting the plane north and beginning the descent. Due to the heavy cloud cover, they didn’t realize their mistake until it was too late. The plane slammed into a mountain, losing both of the wings and the tail, causing seven passengers to fall from the open fuselage, all of whom were later found deceased. The crash is briefly described in an excerpt from a 2016 National Geographic interview with survivor Dr. Roberto Canessa. It reads:
“It was a very abrupt moment. We had rented an air force plane to go from Uruguay to Chile. We were trying to cross the Andes when the pilot said, “Fasten your seatbelts, we are going to enter some turbulence.” Rugby players like to fool around and play macho. So we were throwing around rugby balls and singing a song, “Conga, conga, conga: the plane is dancing conga.” The next thing, someone looked out the window and said, “Aren’t we flying too close to the mountains?!” The pilot had made a huge mistake: He’d turned north and begun the descent to Santiago while the aircraft was still in the high Andes. He began to climb until the plane was nearly vertical and it began to stall and shake. Then we smashed into the side of the mountain. I was thrown forward with tremendous force and received a powerful blow to my head. I thought, “You’re dead.” I grabbed my seat and recited a Hail Mary. Someone cried out, “Please God, help me, help me!” It was the worst nightmare you can imagine. Another boy was screaming, “I’m blind!” When he moved his head I could see his brain—and a piece of metal sticking out of his stomach.”
The plane's fuselage came to rest in the cirque of the Glacier of Tears, at an elevation of 11,710 ft. Including the aforementioned seven that fell out of the plane during the initial impact, twelve passengers died in the crash and five more died from various injuries and ailments over the next few days.
Inside the fuselage, the survivors had found a meager amount of chocolate bars, jam, almonds, and dried fruits, as well as several bottles of wine. They rationed what they had, but it lasted only a week, and so, left with no alternative, the survivors resorted to anthropophagy. Survivor Dr. Roberto Canessa writes of the situation in his book I Had To Survive: How A Plane Crash In The Andes Inspired My Calling To Save Lives, excerpt adapted for The Daily Mail:
“Our common goal was to survive — but what we lacked was food. We had long since run out of the meager pickings we’d found on the plane, and there was no vegetation or animal life to be found. After just a few days we were feeling the sensation of our own bodies consuming themselves just to remain alive. Before long we would become too weak to recover from starvation. We knew the answer, but it was too terrible to contemplate. The bodies of our friends and teammates, preserved outside in the snow and ice, contained vital, life-giving protein that could help us survive. But could we do it? For a long time we agonized…Maybe a miracle might occur just in time to avoid what seemed to us a hideous transgression. Never had the consequences of time seemed so gruesome. But true hunger is atrocious, instinctive, primordial, and God witnessed the groaning of my insides. In time, a rational and loving answer emerged to calm my fears and give me inner peace…Gradually, each of us came to our own decision in our own time. And once we had done so, it was irreversible. It was our final goodbye to innocence. We were never the same again.”
Aircrafts from Argentina, Chile, and Uruguay searched for the missing flight for 8 days, after which they decided to call off the search under the assumption that there were no survivors and resume looking when the snow starts to melt to recover the bodies. The survivors saw aircraft fly over the crash site on three separate occasions, but the rescuers were unable to spot the white fuselage against the snow. Intense snowstorms often kept them trapped inside the wreckage of the plane for twenty-four hours at a time. During these first few weeks, the survivors began making small excursions to explore the general vicinity of the airplane. However, they didn't have any clothing made for the cold weather, causing hypothermia, and also struggled against snow blindness, dehydration, malnourishment, altitude sickness, and the extreme nighttime cold, which made it impossible for them to travel a meaningful distance away from the fuselage. Despite this, by the last week in October, a group had been chosen to leave the crash site and try to reach help - Nando Parrado, Roberto Canessa, Adolfo “Fito” Strauch, and Numa Turcatti - and the survivors had begun to make preparations for the impending trek.
On October 29, a bit more than two weeks after the crash, tragedy once again befell the group when an avalanche struck the fuselage, burying it in snow and ice, and filling the cabin within just a few feet of the ceiling. This disaster killed eight and trapped the remaining survivors inside. Survivor Nando Parrado describes the aftermath in his book Miracle in the Andes: 72 Days on the Mountain and My Long Trek Home:
“The snow that invaded the fuselage was so deep that we couldn’t stand; we had barely enough headroom now to crawl about the plane on hands and knees. As soon as we had the stomach for it, we stacked the dead at the rear of the plane where the snow was deepest, which left only a small clearing near the cockpit for the living to sleep. We packed into that space - nineteen of us now, jammed into an area that might have comfortably accommodated four - with no choice but to squeeze together, our knees, feet, and elbows tangled together in a nightmare version of a scrum.”
After three days, six survivors worked together and managed to dig their way through the cockpit, squeeze past the dead pilots’ bodies, push through the window and the snow, and reach the surface, only to be met with a blizzard that kept them in the fuselage under the snow for another three days. Upon emerging from what could’ve easily become their tomb, the nineteen remaining survivors were filled with determination to survive this ordeal and once again began preparing to search for help.
The plan was to allow the expedition group that was selected before the avalanche to get more rations, the best sleeping spots, and excusal from chores to build up their strength. The survivors agreed that the expeditionaries would travel east. Since the mountain peaks were slightly less daunting in this direction, the group hoped that once they got over the mountains they could find a valley that would turn around and bring them into Chile. Antonio “Tintin” Vizintin also joined the expedition, however, Adolfo “Fito” Strauch became afflicted with a severe case of hemorrhoids and needed to stay behind. It was also decided by the expeditionaries that Numa Turcatti would stay behind as well due to an infection in his leg, which, due to his aversion to eating the human flesh that was necessary for their survival, his body was unable to fight off. On the morning of November 17th, the remaining group of three expeditionaries set off away from the crash site. After about an hour and a half of hiking, Roberto Canessa, who was in the front of the group, spotted the tail. In the tail, they found luggage with more clothes, some rum, a box of chocolates, three small meat patties, a moldy sandwich, some cigarettes, a small camera loaded with film, and the batteries needed to power the radio in the fuselage. With no turning point towards the west in sight, the expeditionaries decided it would be best to turn back towards the crash site with the stuff they had found. However, the batteries were too heavy to carry all the way back in the snow, so they left them and decided instead to grab the radio from the Fairchild and bring it to the tail. The group made it back to the crash site on November 21st, and a few days later, they went back to the tail with the radio to try and get it to work. Unfortunately, these efforts were in vain, as the electronic components were too damaged to repair.
The expeditionaries returned to the fuselage, and at this point, the survivors realized their only chance at survival was to head directly west and find help in Chile. During the first week of December, they began to prepare, cutting extra meat and storing it in the snow, as well as sewing a sleeping bag using quilted batts of insulation and a sewing kit taken from the tail. On December 12, Nando Parrado, Roberto Canessa, and Antonio “Tintin” Vizintin left the wreckage of the Fairchild behind and began their trek up the mountain to the west. On the third morning, the expeditionaries reached the peak. Expecting to find the green valleys of Chile just beyond the mountain, they were shocked as they were faced with a seemingly never-ending view of the snowy cordillera. Despite the seemingly impossible circumstances, Canessa and Parrado still believed they could make it to the Chilean countryside, but didn’t have enough food to sustain all three of the expeditionaries for a trek of that caliber. So, it was at this point that the group decided to send Vizintin back to the crash site, while Canessa and Parrado would continue to the west. Three days after Vizintin had turned back and six days after they began the hike, the pair found a river with running water, which they began to follow down the mountain, and the day after they found an empty soup can, a horseshoe, a pile of feces, trees, and they even saw some cows from a distance. On December 20, after setting up camp for the night, Canessa spotted a man on a horse on the opposite side of the river. The man yelled to them but was drowned out by the river, however, they made out one word: “tomorrow”. The next day, the expeditionaries awoke at dawn to find three men around a fire on the other side of the river. Since the roar of the river was so loud, one of the men threw a pencil and paper tied to stones across the river, and Parrado wrote a message. That message read:
“I come from an airplane that crashed in the mountains. I am Uruguayan. We have been walking for 10 days. I have a wounded friend up there. In the plane, there are still 14 injured people. We need to get out of here quickly and we don't know how to. We don't have any food. We are very weak. When are you going to come to get us? Please, we can't even walk. Where are we?”
The men across the river threw the expeditionaries some bread and made motions indicating they understood, and that the duo was to wait. Less than 12 hours later, the men had helped Canessa and Parrado to the huts they used when tending to the flocks in the high pastures, and the pair got to eat real food and sleep in beds. The police showed up the day after that, along with Sergio Catalan, the man they had originally spotted on horseback, who had ridden 10 hours each way to the nearest police outpost to get help. A heavy fog descended on Los Maitenes, the mountainous region of the Chilean province of Colchagua, and so Canessa and Parrado went on horseback down to Puente Negro, they hoped the helicopters would be able to take off for the rescue operation. After the fog had cleared a bit, the helicopter crews, along with Parrado, took off for the crash site. The two helicopters reached the crash site on the afternoon of December 22nd. Because of the steep terrain, the pilots were only permitted to touch down with a single skid, and due to the altitude and weight limits, this first rescue mission was only able to take half of the survivors. Four of the rescuers volunteered to stay behind with the remaining eight survivors for their last night on the mountain, and the second flight of helicopters arrived the following morning at daybreak. The last of the survivors were rescued on December 23, 1972, more than two and a half months after the crash.
Ethically adapting true events for cinematic or literary purposes, especially in cases where lives were lost, raises complex questions about representation, storytelling, and the responsibilities of creators to both the subjects of the events (alive and deceased) and their audience. The TARES test is a framework that media professionals use to help assess ethical communication and influence. TARES is an acronym that stands for Truthful, Authentic, Respectful, Equitable, and Socially Responsible. These five elements represent the ethical communication criteria that are used to evaluate the ethical impact of a message. I will be using the TARES test to analyze the films Alive (1993) and Society of the Snow (2023), both based on the Miracle of the Andes, intending to empirically determine which adaptation is more ethical.
Alive, directed by Frank Marshall (Arachnaphobia) and written by John Patrick Shanley (Moonstruck, Doubt), was released in 1993 by Paramount Pictures. The film features an all-white cast, including stars Ethan Hawke and Josh Hamilton and narrator John Malkovitch. The film is named after and based on the book of the same name by Piers Paul Read, a British novelist, historian, and biographer, which was published in 1974. In the dedication, the survivors write that they “decided this book should be written and the truth known because of the many rumors about what happened in the cordillera”. Grossing slightly less than $37 million domestically, the experience of watching the Hollywood-ified adaptation of Read’s award-winning book is most aptly described by Robert Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times film critic, in 1993. He writes:
“The problem is, no movie can really encompass the sheer enormity of the experience. As subtitles tick off ‘Day 50’ and ‘Day 70,’ the actors in the movie continue to look amazingly healthy (and well-fed). Although some despair, most remain hopeful. But what would it really be like to huddle in a wrecked aircraft for 10 weeks in freezing weather, eating human flesh? I cannot imagine, and frankly, this film doesn't much help me.”
Alive had a budget of $25 million and was shot on a glacier in British Columbia, and the cinematography by Peter James (27 Dresses, Meet the Parents) featuring this landscape is arguably the best part of the entire movie. With its poorly written dialogue and questionable acting choices, this film not only struggles to keep the viewer’s attention, but additionally doesn’t do much in the sense of helping the viewer understand what the passengers of Flight 571 went through.
Society of the Snow was directed by J. A. Bayona (Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, The Impossible) and released in 2023 by Netflix. It features 40 actors of Argentine and Uruguayan nationality, many of whom made their debut in this movie, and had an estimated budget of $65 million. The film is named after and based on the book of the same name by Pablo Vierci, a Uruguayan journalist who grew up with many of the people who were on Flight 571 and is credited as one of the associate producers of the film. The book also includes reflections written by some of the survivors. In a 2023 interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Director J. A. Bayona said that “at the heart of the book, there is this message that says that when everything has been taken from someone, you still have a chance of deciding what to do — why do you want to live? For whom do you want to die for?”. Bayonoa described the shoot as an exploration looking to answer these big questions, and it was with these questions in mind that they began doing interviews with all sixteen of the survivors, collecting over one hundred hours of recordings. Throughout the process of making the film, all the actors were in contact with not only the survivors, but also the families of the deceased, and the development and release of this film marks the first time all the survivors and families of the deceased have allowed their real names to be used. In an IndieWire exclusive, survivors Roberto Canessa and Gustavo Zerbino write of the film:
“We and others have been telling our story for half a century, but the filmmaker J.A. Bayona has captured it in ways that we find inspiring and fresh all over again…But more importantly, he has captured the spirit of what got us off of that mountain. Society of the Snow reflects our experience in how we refused to give in to the bleak nature of our plight.”
Society was shot mostly in Sierra Nevada, Spain, but additional scenes were filmed in Montevideo, Uruguay, and in different locations in the Andes, both in Chile and Argentina, including The Glacier of Tears. With breathtaking cinematography by Pedro Luque (Don’t Breathe, Antebellum), and a chilling score by Michael Giacchino (The Batman, Star Wars: Rogue One), J. A. Bayona’s Spanish-language disaster film should be known going forward as the principal film about the Miracle of the Andes.
The first element of the TARES test that will be assessed is Truthful. This element questions whether the claims, both verbal and visual, are truthful, and, if the film communicates only part of the truth, if any omissions are deceptive. However, even if some facts are omitted, a film would pass the test if it meets a genuine human need to provide truthful information. Additionally, filmmakers should be able to verify with viewers the truthfulness of claims, and they should provide information to their audiences that will allow them to verify the truthfulness of claims in messages aimed at the public. "Unlike Alive, which is based solely on the facts of the story, Society of the Snow offers a much more philosophical take on what happened…It's not just about reiterating the facts. It's about engaging philosophically and spiritually on a deeper level with the story and exploring the true meaning of what happened in those mountains", Society of the Snow director J. A. Bayona says of the books that inspired the films. Despite this, after reading not only the books each movie is based on but additionally books written by survivors, Society is overall a more accurate depiction of the ordeal that the survivors went through in the Andes. There are always going to be differences when a book gets adapted for film, however, the differences between Paul Piers Read’s “classic” work of survival literature and the lukewarmly received 1993 adaptation are astounding. David Ansen summarizes it perfectly in an article for Newsweek, where he writes:
“Piers Paul Read's acclaimed 1974 book… paid special attention to the social structure that evolved among the group: the emergence of a warrior class and the counterbalance of a civilian government that looked out for the welfare of the weak and wounded. Marshall downplays the fascinating sociological details-and the ambiguities of character-in favor of action, heroism and a vague religiosity that's sprinkled over the story like powdered sugar.”
Meanwhile, Society is remarkably reflective of the experiences Pablo Vierci captured in the pages of his 2009 book. Whereas its predecessor Alive is known for being commercialized, religious, and at times shockingly lighthearted, Society of the Snow is a brutal, dark, horrifying, and immersive viewing experience, which more accurately reflects the nightmare that the passengers of Flight 571 went through.
The second component of the TARES test, Authentic, suggests it's important not only to do the right thing, but also “to do it with the right attitude”, and is closely linked to the concepts of sincerity and disclosure. In a 2023 interview with The Hollywood Reporter, when asked about how he convinced the survivors and their families that he was going to handle everything sensitively and not in an exploitative way, Society of the Snow director J. A. Bayona responded that “[he] was worried…but the fact that [he] was putting the point of view from the other side made them very interested…somehow it’s the first time [they’re] telling the story of the whole society and that was very important, not only for the survivors but their families.” In the same interview, it gets brought up that the story of this disaster had been told before, so was it that he felt it needed to be told from a different perspective? He responds:
“I had the impression when I finished Pablo’s book that what was in that novel was something I hadn’t seen in a film. [Pablo] was great at getting into the minds of the characters and explaining not only the facts but what happened to them on the inside. And then we found a perspective that gave me the key to tell the story in a way that I hadn’t seen before.”
On the other hand, according to an article from The Baltimore Sun, Frank Marshall chose to direct Alive for different reasons. In 1991, Disney offered Marshall, longtime producer for Stephen Speilberg, several projects, including Alive. The passage describing Marshall’s rationale reads:
“Mr. Marshall chose Alive for a number of reasons: the challenge of shooting 10,000 feet up in the Canadian Rockies; the opportunity to film one of the most dramatic — and prolonged — plane-crash sequences in movie history; the story of “ordinary people in extraordinary, impossible situations”; and the fact that just as Mr. Marshall was on the car phone with Disney’s Jeffrey Katzenberg, a pickup cut in front of him with a bumper sticker that read: ‘Rugby Players Eat Their Dead.’”
Moreover, in the acknowledgments for Alive: The Story of the Andes Survivors, Piers Paul Read reveals that when he showed the manuscript of the book to the survivors, “some of them were disappointed by [his] presentation of their story”. Alive is a film made by a director who seemingly chose the project on a whim, based on a book that, according to the survivors, doesn’t convey “the faith and friendship which inspired them in the cordillera”. It is evident, not just through interviews, but through the film itself, that J. A. Bayona not only made Society of the Snow with “the right attitude”, but is able to justify making yet another feature film about the passengers of Flight 571.
The next component of the TARES test deals with respect. When adapting true events, especially tragedies such as this, it's important to show respect to the people involved, both living and dead. This aspect has the creator consider if they are willing to take full, open, and personal responsibility for the content of the film. Frank Marshall’s Alive was aptly described in a review by Janet Maslin of the New York Times upon its release in 1993, which reads: “Alive, an account of plane-crash survivors who had to resort to cannibalism to last out their ordeal in the Andes, is a study in madness, not on the parts of the Uruguayan rugby players who are the film's principals but on those of the Hollywood filmmakers who felt this story had the makings of upbeat, big-budget entertainment”. Indeed, even Marshall himself insists “it’s one of those great Hollywood stories”. In his book, survivor Carlitos Páez writes that in Alive, “the magnitude of the avalanche was not portrayed in full force[, and] when he mentioned this to director Frank Marshall…he answered [that] he needed light to shoot and besides, it wasn’t his fault what [they] went through”. Society of the Snow seems to laugh in the face of this, depicting the avalanche in a horrifying and believable fashion. Additionally, as previously stated, director J. A. Bayona based much of his film on testimony from survivors, both from Society of the Snow and footage that they compiled during pre-production, as well as maintaining lines of contact between the actors portraying the people and either the people themselves or their families, if deceased. Through J. A. Bayona’s meticulous attention to detail, a general sense of empathy toward the passengers of Flight 571 from the entire cast and crew, and a thorough commitment to honoring the experiences of the victims and survivors, Society stands as a poignant example of how to show respect to the people involved in the real-life tragedies that are being adapted for the silver screen.
Equitable generally means dealing fairly and equally with all concerned, but in relation to the TARES test, it refers to whether the viewer is on the same level playing field as the film’s creator, or, in order to correctly interpret the film, must the viewer be abnormally well informed, unusually bright or quick-witted, and completely without prejudice. When comparing two films based on equitability in the context of ethical adaptation, the film that allows a wider range of viewers to engage with its themes and moral complexities without requiring exceptional cognitive abilities or specialized knowledge would be deemed more ethical. In this case, the films are evaluated based on how well they convey the survivors' experiences, challenges, and moral dilemmas without requiring viewers to have extensive knowledge of survival techniques or deep insights into the human psyche. One of the main differences between the two films is that Frank Marshall’s Alive has two distinct main characters - Nando Parrado and Roberto Canessa, the two survivors who would eventually trek 38 miles to find help, portrayed by Ethan Hawke and Josh Hamilton, respectively, whereas J. A. Bayona’s Society of the Snow focuses instead on the group as a whole, with the only possible main character being the film’s narrator, Enzo Vogrincic Roldán’s Numa Turcatti, the last passenger to die on the mountain. Although some criticize Society for this decision, citing that it is harder to connect with each of the individual characters, this is the story about the survival of a group of people, not just two. Although Canessa and Parrado’s efforts to get the survivors off the mountain were invaluable, it cannot be understated the importance that each person in the society had, a sentiment the viewer comes to understand by the end of Society. Viewers may not emerge from Society knowing everyone's names, but they will have a significantly better understanding of what the passengers endured and what it took, mentally and physically, to get off the mountain than if they watched Alive.
The final component of the TARES test is Socially Responsible. This element questions whether if everyone who was able to view this film did, if society as a whole would be improved, keeping in mind that recreation and self-improvement are worthy social goals. Additionally, it asks if the film increases or decreases the trust the average person has for persuasive messages, and if this film takes the notion of corporate responsibility, both to make money and to improve human life and welfare, seriously and truthfully. It emphasizes the significance of considering not just the content of persuasive messages, but additionally their broader impact on societal values, trust, and ethical considerations, highlighting the importance of responsible storytelling in the media landscape. A major distinction between the two films is the way in which they each handle religion. As Richard Lawson says in his review of Society of the Snow for Vanity Fair, “maybe the 50-year span has given [Pablo] Vierci’s recounting a crucial perspective that Alive often lacks. [John Patrick] Shanley’s adaptation swaps in grand platitudes about God where specific human dimensions are better suited.” It is true that a majority of the passengers on the Fairchild were religious and relied heavily on prayer, and it is an important part of both films, however the degree to which religion is emphasized in Alive is laughable. It would be easy to convince a first-time viewer with zero knowledge of the production of the film that it was created by some sort of church organization. In the same article, Lawson also states that “Marshall’s film is demure, casual in comparison [to Society]. Alive is more concerned with human spirit than human suffering; it’s lit and warmed by Tinseltown glow.” It is clear that Frank Marshall’s 1993 adaptation lacks the essence of what draws people to this story in the first place, instead creating a white-washed religion commercial that reeks of early 90s Hollywood and big corporations. Society, on the other hand, handles religion delicately and efficiently, not spending a second longer on it than necessary while still emphasizing the passengers’ faith. As survivors Roberto Canessa and Gustavo Zerbino write, “[i]t is not a film that aims to make the audience suffer. It is a film that aims to rouse the viewer’s faith in the person sitting next to them.” If everyone with access to Netflix watched Society of the Snow, society as a whole would be improved, not only for recreational reasons, but additionally because Society is a film that promotes empathy, resilience, and the strength of human spirit in the face of adversity.
The story of the ethical dilemmas, survival, and resilience of the passengers of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 has been the subject of many media adaptations, such as the films Alive (1993) and Society of the Snow (2023).Through the lens of the TARES test, which evaluates the truthfulness, authenticity, respect, equitability, and social responsibility of communication, it becomes clear that Society of the Snow emerges as a more ethical and responsible adaptation. The truthfulness of Society of the Snow lies in its deep exploration of the survivors' experiences, not just in terms of facts but also in understanding the emotional and psychological impact of the ordeal. Society director J. A. Bayona's approach in creating his Spanish-language disaster film, which was based on extensive research, interviews with survivors, and sensitivity to their perspectives, creates a more accurate and meaningful portrayal of the events than in Frank Marshall’s award-losing survival drama. In terms of authenticity, Society stands out for its genuine commitment to representing the survivors' story with respect and empathy. The filmmakers' engagement with survivors and their families, as well as their dedication to portraying the internal struggles and moral complexities faced by the passengers, reflects a sincere effort to do justice to the real-life experiences. Respect is a key aspect of ethical adaptation, and here again, Society excels. The film treats the subject matter with dignity, avoiding sensationalism or exploitation. By focusing on the collective experience of the survivors and honoring their journey, the film earns the respect of both the audience and the survivors themselves. Equitability in storytelling refers to the accessibility and relatability of the narrative to a wide audience. While Alive may have focused more narrowly on specific characters, allowing the audience to have individual characters to connect with, Society takes a broader approach that allows viewers to connect with the overall themes of survival, camaraderie, and resilience without requiring specialized knowledge or biases. By emphasizing themes such as empathy and the strength of the human spirit and promoting a deeper understanding of the survivors' experiences, Society of the Snow contributes positively to societal values and encourages empathy and compassion. Society is not only well-written, well-acted, and well-shot, but also sets a high standard for ethical adaptation through its thoughtful and sensitive portrayal of a harrowing ordeal and how it fictionalized the survivors' very real experiences respectfully and accurately. The film leaves a lasting impact on its audience, fostering empathy, resilience, and a deeper appreciation for the human capacity to overcome adversity.
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2024.04.28 00:14 BPBAttacks9 APRIL 2024 - - LIST OF PIT BULL ATTACKS/FATALITIES (ongoing)

This is a list of pit bull attacks and fatalities documented by the media and on social media for the month of APRIL 2024. This list will be edited throughout the month and after as new incidents are reported.
Please note: the Edmonton fatality where an 11 y/o boy was killed will not be logged in the April attacks. The confirmed breed was Cane Corso. This sub does not have an official stance on Cane Corsos and we do not document attacks or fatalities caused by them.
Due to the high volume of attacks and Reddit's character limit, social media attacks will now be documented separately in a comment(s) below.
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2024.04.27 01:44 Lord_Long_Rod Mountain Man vs. The Clintons

“Well Sir, It wuz about 1997 I reckon and I wuz out at my still site making me sum product. I had to produce 500 gallons of hooch in jest a couple days or I wuz gonna be in sum BIG trouble. Ya see, about a week ago I wint inta town a’fore my monthly trip fo supplies. This is whin I gits my corn and sugar, and my Sudafed.”
“Well, my monthly town trip usually takes up the good part of the day. After I finish I usually go down to the local cat house to wet my noodle and then hit a local hotspot, “The Lynchin’ Tree”, fer some of the devil’s nectar and good times.”
“So on this here particular night I wuz jest a sittin’ and a drinkin’ at the bar in the “Tree”. All a sudden this here sweet little thang saddled up a’side me at da bar in one of them thar mini skertz and having one of the best “fuck me silly” looks I ever seen in her eyes. She wuz a petite little brunette with curly hair, a dark complexion, and blow job lips.”
“Now Sir, I shoulda jest turned around, got off’n my bar stool and shot sum pool er sumthin. Hell, I had already been to the cat house tonight and got my fill. I had me 3 sloots at the whore house at one time. I picked out a chank, a wetback, and a negro girl. Then we played “Slave Master and Rebellion”, which be a lil foreplayin game I went and made up. Then we all fucks each other, with strap-ons, and dildos, and wax covered axe handles. Anything and everthang goes!”
“So I got done ober at da hoe house a lil late tonight. Ya see, tonight thangs got a little too wild. After the help cleaned up all the blood and jizz soaked sheets, shit covered walls, and the purple dildo stuck in the wall, they found that thar little chink girl dead. I don’t know what happened to ‘er. It must of jest been her time, I reckon. Clearly it wuz natural causes. But I had to help the house clean up the mess.”
“Ya see, this here little ching-chong girl wuz imported. She wuz recruited from over seas to be in the Jizz-Biz. But don’t gits the wrong idea about Old Roy. I ain’t no pervert. I always makes sure they of legal age a’fer I violates them. You can tell by countin the rings inside thar vaginas. Remember: Less than 5 and yer gettin’ life; 6 or more and ya bang dat whore!”
“Now, this here weak-Constitutioned chinky chick wuz a’gonna be a problem fer the house because she wuz leased out to ‘em, ya know what I mean? She was owned by one of them thar sex trafficking cartels, and the house wuz gonna have to pay dearly fer losin’ cartel proppitty.”
“Now Old Roy is one of them thar ‘always thinkin on his feet’ kind of fellers. I knew the house wuz going to be right pissed off about this. If they didn’t kilt me, then the sex trafficking cartel would. So while all eyes were on the dead chink’s contorted body, I dived out the winder and ran fer it.”
“Of course, I shoulda high-tailed it back home to Sasquatch Hollar. But I really wanted that drink at ‘The Lynchin’ Tree’ a’fer I wint home. Plus, I had an appointment to meet with my H dealer, Old Wild Bill from Thomasville. We wuz gonna transact sum biznez then have us a friendly game of pool. So I decided to take me one of them thar calculated risks and head on over to the ‘Tree’.”
“Now, back to where I wuz. I wuz sittin at the bar when this hot little thang with the “fuck me silly” eyes and the “bend me over right here” mini skert sat down beside me. I knew she wuz trouble when I noticed the knife scar on her right cheek. Nonetheless, when my old hawg laig smells him sum good old pussy, he takes over as captain of the ship.”
“Well, to cut to the chase, about 10 minutes later I had this black-haired beauty bent over the toilet in the men’s room as I plowed her from behind. Then I thought, ‘fuck it, I ain’t a never gonna see this bitch again.’ Then I pulled out and planted my cock right up her colon. She gasped and lunged to one side. This caused her to get out of balance. The next thang I knew, I heard a great big old “THUNK!!!” “SPLASH!!!” Turns out she went head first right into the toilet!”
“Being the gentleman I is, I slowed down my pumpin jest a bit and asked ‘Is you ok, bitch?’ There wuz no answer. ‘Uh oh!’ I thought. I squinted my eyes and looked at the toilet. It wuz undoubtedly covered in a shiny red liquid. ‘Oh shit’, I thought. The first thang to shoot inta my mind wuz that I better bring this little romantic liaison to a conclusion. So I started a’pumpin’ and a’thumpin that ass double time, before that thar rigor mortis sets in.”
“Then ‘BOOM!’.... I deposited my seed. As I composed myself, I looked down at her head in the toilet bowel. It is a shame this poor girl had to go this way. I started to feel a twinge of regret now fer not flushin’ the toilet after I took that dump. It is a god-awful mess in thar! But little did I know in that brief moment that things were abouts to get much worse!”
“Alla sudden the door busts open. And when I say busts open, I mean it shattered inta pieces!! 2 big assed, swarthy Arab lookin gorillas barged in, punched me right in my face, then dragged me out in the bar room. I am stunned. We are jest a standing there, one gorilla on each side of me, when I notice sumthin strange: the whole bar wuz now empty. ‘WTF?!?!’, I thought. Jest 10 minutes early this place wuz jumpin. Now it’s completely empty!”
“I heard the squeaky front door open and looked in that direction. In walks this slick dressed Persian guy, wearing him a black silk shirt, white slacks, greased-back hair, and about 75 lbs of gold chains around his neck. He walks right up to me and asks me if I know who he is. I decided to guess. ‘Is you da 7-11 owner?’ The swarthy guy shook his head. I decided to guess again. ‘Saddam Hussein?’ The guy smiled.”
“Then the magic carpet dealer spoke. He said ‘You killed one of my best girls tonight, Moo-Shoo Pie. You owe me.’ I asked ‘Who?’ He replied ‘The girl in the whore house.’ I sed, ‘Sheeyit, man, that lil old bitch died of natural causes.’ The pecker head smiled and sed, “It is not natural to die with a dildo lodged so far up one’s anus that it cannot be extracted.’”
“So then I starts to get a little ornery. ‘Look, ya greasy f#ggot, what it is exactly that you want? Stop a waistin my FUCKING TIME and get to the point!’, I sed. The cocaine I snorted earlier wuz starting to kick in real good about now.”
“The smug Persian prick continued, ‘You owe me for the girl. She was my property. I stated my price. Pay me now or die.’ I looked at him, squinted my eyes, and sed, ‘You did not state me no price, you lyin, Lilly-livered, chunk of dog sheet!’”
“Now the Persian twat was lookin irritated. He sed, ‘Irma gave you the price.’ I shrugged. ‘Irma, I sent her ahead in an attempt to resolve this nasty matter before I arrived’, he sed. Then one of those big gorillas around me cleared his throat and sed ‘Uh, Sir, Irma is in the restroom back there.’ I sed ‘Oh, that wuz Irma? Oh yeah! I knows her. I fucked her to death!’”
“Well, Sir, that Persian punk inspected Irma’s body in the can, head all bloody and covered in poop in the toilet. Then he flew into a rage! He pulled out 2 scimitars from his pants! How he carried them in his pants without choppin off his ding-dong, I’ll never figure out. Then he started yellin all sorts of Iranian jibber-jabber. I think he meant to kill me.”
“The Persian’s freak out unnerved the two gorillas at my sides, so they let me go and backed away. The Persian is twirling his blades and yelling, like sum deranged Benihana f#ggot. Then he stopped and stared at me. Rage boiled in his eyes. He slowly raised the sword he held in his right hand and pointed at me with it. His voice quivering, he whispered, ‘Now you die.’”
“Now, I hated to ruin this swarthy little fucker’s wet dream, but I wuz not a gonna let sum fucker slice and dice me. I drew both my pistols at one time. I first pointed them out to my sides and at the gorillas. Double taps in both of their heads... ‘BAM BAM!’ They both fell like stones.”
“Ya see, Old Uncle Roy may be crazy, but he ain’t stupid. I always pack heat in case I need to get out of a sticky situation. Tonight I wuz packing me a couple of Model 30 Glocks (.45 ACP). Those two swarthy gorillas did not even pat me down. What fucking idiots!”
“I then pointed both my pistols at the Persian Prick. His eyes grew wide and wild. I sed ‘Say hello to Allah, you Iranian prick’, then opened fire.”
By this time I had been in town fer jest a few hours, but there wuz now a total of 5 bodies floatin’ around in my wake. I thought to myself, ‘shit-far! I needs to git!’ And git is jest what I did! I hauled ass back to Sasquatch Hollar.”
“Well, about lunch time the next day, the sheriff came up to see me. I wuz tannin a Bigfoot hide when I herd footsteps coming up the trail. ‘Goddamn revenewers’, I thought. I reached over fer my shootin iron leaned up agin the woodpile, An FN Ballista chambered in .338 Lapua. Then I heard a familiar voice call out: ‘ROY!! IT’S SHERIFF STEEL. DON’T SHOOT!’ I raised my rifle.”
“Well then, old Sheriff stepped out of the woods. I lowered my shootin iron and motioned him to approach. Old sheriff is one of the few folks knows how ta finds me. Ya see, we have us a little sideline deal where he lets my bootleggers run free in the county in return fo a cash kickback to him. Now, I could jest send him on a vacation to Belize. But ya never know who ya gonna gits next. So’s I jest deals with the old feller and let him think he’s in charge.”
“Sheriff walked up ta me and sed ‘Howdy, Roy’. I responded, ‘Go git fucked, ya pig.’ Sheriff hated when I talked like this. He continued, ‘Now Roy, don’t be like that. We got a real problem here. You killed FIVE people last night’. I sed, ‘shit-fire, Sheriff, you can’t prove that.’ Sheriff shook his old head and sed, ‘Roy, the state police came down this morning. They got your DNA from those two girls, and they dug bullets out of those 3 other bodies. It’s just a matter of time before they all get linked back to you.’ I asked Sheriff, ‘What’s this here “DNA” bullshit? Is that thar sum kind of leftist agenda that Hillary Clinton is behind? That nasty bitch!’”
“Old Sheriff was cucked cause he could be implicated in my shine venture.... and my meth venture.... and my endangered specie animal parts trafficking venture. Sheriff wuz a real pussy, and a potential witness. I started to reach fer my pistol tucked away in my jacket when Sheriff told me we could cut a deal with the head Statie.”
“‘What the fuck you talkin bout, Sheriff’, I asked. That crazy old coot said that the head of the state police wuz wanting to get in the shine business. Sheriff had gave him sum of Old Roy’s shine recently and it seems he had a fit over it. In fact, he wuz interested in getting a hold of sum of my shine and distributing it out toward the coast. Sheriff seems to think that if’n I offered him a taste of the action then he may overlook all that nasty business that went down last night.”
“I sighed. Then I sed to Sheriff, ‘Shit fire. I reckon you better set up a meetin.’ Sheriff nodded. He called that Statie sumbitch. Of course, I don’t git none of them pussy cell signals up’n here, so Sheriff had to hump it down the hill. Then shit started bothering me. Sheriff never came back. I started to gits paranoid. That sumbitch useless Sheriff might leads them Staties right up to my cabin. So I decided to get all my weapons ready and prepare fer a fire fight!”
“Bout 8:00 pm that night I heard a knocking on my cabin door. I looked on my CCTV monitor showing my front door. It wuz Sheriff And sum dipshit looking guy. ‘Well shit, I guess I better see what this wuz about”, I thought to myself.”
“Now obviously I gots my cabin booby trapped. I flipped my remote trigger and gassed both of them at my front door. It didn’t harm ‘em any. It jest knocks them out fer a few minutes. I installed the system myself! This allowed me to drag ‘em both inta the cabin and tie ‘em up. I left both of ‘em tied up on the floor then wint out and scanned for interlopers. It wuz quiet. Real quiet.”
“When them two sumbitches regained consciousness we had us a little talk. Sheriff said ‘Goddamnit, Roy! Why’d ya go and do a fool thing like that? My head is killing me!’ I told Sheriff to shut the fuck up. Now that Statie wuz pissed. He started making threats and all sorts of bad noise about how he wuz gonna burn me. He wuz clearly one of them thar alpha males, all purty and assertive.”
“Well, Sir, I don’t like them thar alpha males much. So I took my M-14, which I happened to have handy, and violently struck that sumbitch Statie right in his fucking face with the butt of my gun stock. Boy howdy! That city boy started squallin like a stuck hog! Blood wuz jest a pourin outa his nose! Heh heh heh!! I told him to shut the fuck up or I wuz gonna hit him again. Then he finally settled down enough fer me ta talk to him.”
“I looked eye to eye with that Statie sum bitch and sed, ‘Look, cunt, you and I is gonna have ta come to an understanding. Now I may be a willin to let you in on my shine biznezz if’n you cover up sum thangs that may have happened last night down in town. Hell, you can do that real easy like. You fellers do that all the time anyway, don’t ya? Jest pick you out a black feller and blame him fer the misdeeds. If’n you do that fer me, then I let you distribute my shine outside the county fer 10% of the revenue. You got that, pig?’”
“Now, clearly the pig did not git it. I could tell by the way he wuz lookin at me that he wuz not gettin it at all. I sed, ‘Well, boy, you jest fucked yoself.’ Then ‘BOOM!!!’ The report from the muzzle of my trusty old M-14 were a’deafening. Then I looked over at Sheriff. He wuz jest a shaken’. I called him a ‘shithead’, then ‘BOOM!!!’. Goddamn!! My ears were jest a’ rangin!”
“Then came another knock on my door. ‘Shit fire!’, I sed. They dun fucked me. I checked the CCTV feed of my front door. It wuz just one feller this time. He wuz dressed in a black suit and he wuz wearin black sun glasses. ‘Oh fuck’, I thunk, ‘It am a Men in Black!’ So I grabbed my AR-10 layin up agin the farplace, snapped back the chargin handle, and pointed it at the cabin door. I yelled at the door, ‘Prepare to die, cocksucker!!’”
“But before I could unleash a fury of .308 firepower this sumbitch comes a’ crashin through the winder. Goddamn it! I fergot to shutter them sumbitchin winders!!”
“That thar Men in Black muthafucka wuz up in an instant. He had a Sig P226 trained on my head. He told me to drop my gun. I sed to him ‘Fuck you’. Ya see, obviously if the Men in Black wuz in on this matter then I had sumthang they wanted. I wuz in the driver’s Seat in this here situation!”
“ ‘BANG!!!!’ That sumbitch shot me in the thigh! ‘You dirty sumbitch! When I gits my hands on you I gonna rip ya limb for limb’, I Says. Then BOOM! I hit the floor. The pain in my laig wuz searing!”
“Well, Sir, that there sumbitch walks over and stands over me. He asked, ‘Do you know who I am?’ I says ‘Yeah, you am the sumbitch that jest shot me in ma leg, ASSHOLE!!’ He smirked. Then he sed ‘No, Sir. My name is James Carville, and I work for a man who wants to procure some of your corn liquor.’”
“Now, up close this is one scary looking pecker. And he spoke with a southern twang, he did. But it twernt no dialect from the hill country. No sir! This scrawny little prick sounded Cajun or sumthin. Now I don’t like me no Cajun. Uhhhh uh! No sir! Thems sum chicken fuckin’ sumbitches down thar!”
“I queried the skanky lookin stranger, ‘Who be yo boss, stick man?’, I asked. He answered my question with one of his own, ‘Who is the President Of The United States?’ I answered, ‘As far as is I be concerned, there be no president like Mr. Ronald Reagan, the greatest American to set foot in Washington DC in a might long time!’ He sed ‘No, I mean who is the president TODAY, in 1997?’ I sed, ‘Well I reckon that be that lyin’ bitch-cunt, Hillary Clinton.’”
“Well my last comment caused the stranger’s face to contort a bit, like he did not know what to say. Then the feller busted out laughing his fool hed off! He wuz a slapping his knee and repeating “bitch-cunt”, which seemed to rile him up and make him laugh that much harder.”
“Finally the stranger settled his ass down. He told me he had not laughed that hard in a long time. Then he spoke calmly and sed ‘Look, Roy, my boss is called Bubba. He’s just a good old boy from Arkansas. But when we was in North Carolina campaigning he somehow got his hands on a jar of your shine. He was told that this particular jar contained a special brew that was called ‘Snow White’. Apparently it was called that because it contained something that would put people to sleep.’ “
“I remembered that run of liquor. I spiked it with ruffies, a/k/a the date rape drug. I also spanked it hard with watermelon and sugars so that the bitches would drank it. A couple sips and the bitch wuz out like a light! I did not particularly like it my own self. But I had a buyer from up north who bought all I could produce. He had him a strange name too.... Sumthin like “Jello Pop man”. I mean, I don’t rightly care what he wuz a doin wit it. I jest cared that his money wuz good. And it wuz always good!”
“So I said ‘So let me see if’n I gots this right. You wants me to brew you up sum my date rape liquor for old Wild Bill Clinton?’ The stranger nodded and sed ‘Yep, that’s right.’ Then I asked, ‘What’s in it a’ fore old Roy here?’ The stranger looked incredulously at me.”
“The stranger sed ‘Roy! Roy, Roy, Roy, my boy! You just killed 7 people!’ ‘ALLEGEDLY’, I added. The stranger then added, ‘We can make all that nasty business go away, but to do that you got to produce that Snow White Shine. Bubba wants 500 gallons in two days. If you deliver, then all is forgotten. But if you don’t, then you are going to hang, boy. Do you understand?’ I nodded, then protested, sayin ‘that’s $50,000.00 in revenue you is askin me to give up. Is you crazy???’ The stranger sed, ‘if you go to jail then you ain’t making shit except cheap wine in a toilet bowl.’ I pondered a moment.”
“Now usually I don’t take too well with being blackmailed. But this here wuz different. These wuz the fukin Clintons, one of the most dangerous crime families ever. Even if I twere ta git rid of this Carville asshole, those slimy Clintons would send more thugs after me. Under the circumstances I wuz fucked! I guess I had to look at that lost revenue as being the price fer my freedom.”
“I told Carville that it wuz a Deal. He nodded and shook my hand. I asked him how they wuz gonna clear me of all those homicides. He sed they would just get sum ‘dumbass negro’ and pin it all on him.’
“Now, I had to get 500 gallons of Snow White ready fer pickup in 48 hours. I had me a lot of work to do!”
“This here is how the story started off, and we are back at square one. I is out at my still sight jest a brewin up a storm! I had me a retarded boy named Tyrone wit me as my still hand. Old Tyrone ain’t gots much smarts, but he do as I say when I say it. This here job wuz so damn big I had to have the help. This wuz gonna take ever bit of that 48 hours!”
“So there we wuz, runnin shine. It wuz after midnight and we wuz already on our third run. Suddenly there was a ‘boom’ and a loud ‘clang!’ sound. I saw the rock after it bounced off my copper pot. ‘What in tarnation?’ I thought. Is somebody throwing rocks at me? I ain’t got no time fer that shit. Then ‘PING!!’.... another rock hit my still. Something wuz goin on. I knew that there wuz only one thing that would be throwing rocks at a still sight in the middle of the night: a goddamn Sasquatch!!”
“Well I let out an angry scream: ‘I AIN’T A’GOT NO TIME FER YER HIJINKS TOONITE, YA GODDAMN MONKEY-MAN! I GOTS ME SUM SERIOUS BUSINESS TO TEND TO!!’ I wuz pissed!!”
“Then I saw two glowin red eyes starin at me. They wuz about 10 yards er so inta the woodline. Well sir, that wuz it. All the stress of the manhunt and the Clinton butt-fukin, was a’gettin to me. I wuz pissed and I wuz gonna take it out on this here Sasquatch beast, right here and right NOW!”
“I immediately took off the bayonet from my trusty old M-14 and then leaned her up agin a tree. I needed sum cathartic release. So I aimed to whup this critter’s ass in hand-to-hand combat! Just fists and steel!”
“ I stormed off toward them red glowin eyes in the dark. As I walked up on that thar critter I began to realize how big it be. It wuz a good 16 feet tall, minimum! And prolly 7 feet across the chest. As the gravity of my miscalculation sunk in I sed to myself ‘You dun fucked up, Roy’. Those red blazin eyes twere a’starin down at me, cutting right to my soul!”
“Then sumthang phenomenal happened. That thar Sasquatch raised its arm and waived it over its head in a half-circle motion. Then ‘BOOM!!!!!’ We, The Sasquatch critter and I, were surrounded by a pulsating lime-green light! I looked down at what used to be ground and there were nuthin there!!! ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN!! I looked up above me and it wuz exactly the same thang! It wuz like we wuz floatin in a lime green tube!!!”
“Lookin back I now know I wuz in one of them thar portals, and that the Bigfoot activated it! I had heard talk of sech, but I didn’t believe it. But there I wuz, right in the middle of it!”
“Now that thar Bigfoot wuz a standin and gazing down at yers truly. But it wuz no longer emitting a threatening vibe. It wuz more like my host, or guide.”
“This dang sorcerer Bigfoot then stepped aside to reveal a rock table behind it. It looked like one of them thar satanic execution ritual tables. On this table we’re 3 thangs. First wuz a photo of that rat-bastard, crooked sum bitch, Bill Clinton, and that Men in Black prick, James Carville. Next wuz a hit order from the CIA directing that sum feller names “Vincent Foster” be wiped out. I’m familiar with these orders from back in my military days during and after Nam. They am HIGHLY top secret. This here particular death warrant wuz signed ‘William Jefferson Clinton, by HRC’. Shocking!! Finally, the third object on the table wuz a blue dress with an obvious jizz stain on it.”
“I could not believe it. This dagnammit Sasquatch wuz helpin me!! It knew that Bill Clinton wuz a’tryin to fuck me like one of his whores, and it wuz tryin to help old Roy out of a tough spot. Maybe I had misjudged these smelly beasts. Or maybe it had come to respect old Roy after our many scuff ups.”
“That thar big old Sasquatch motioned me to collect the items on the execution table, which I did. Then I looked up into those burning red eyes of the spectral beast and nodded my thanks. The beast then made that semi-circle motion with its arm again and BOOM! I wuz back in the woods again. But that supernatural Sasquatch wuz a’nowhere To be found. That wuz sum freaky bullshit right thar!”
“Then I heard old Tyrone shoutin fer me, ‘Mister Roy!! Mister Roy!!’ I stepped out of the woods and back into my still site. I told Tyrone it wuz ok. I also told him he could run along. Tyrone asked ‘But what about that dirty rat-bastard Bill Clinton?’ I sed, ‘Don’t you worry none about that. I gots me sum ammunition against that dirty cunt and her husband. Now fuck off.’”
“By the time old fuck-face Carville and I met 2 days later the cum dress scandal had hit the media. I had made sum phone calls and I got the rag in the right hands. I handed Carville a copy of the hit order on Vincent Foster. This wuz my insurance policy. I told that shit-head, ‘Now, that jizz-stained dress wuz to show you I wuz serious. You try to fuck me any more and I will instruct my media contact to release the hit order and all you scum-fuckers in the Clinton mafia are goin down.’ Carville demanded to know how I got these thangs. I unzipped my trousers and pulled out my big old wang and sed ‘Carville, I got you over the barrel. If’n you don’t check that insolent tone I is gonna make ya take it up the poop shoot ... in addition to suckin my big whompin stick.’”
“Well, old Carville bowed his head because he knowed that he’d been beat. Then he got down on his knees at Old Roy’s feet. Roy sed ‘open wide if’n you never seen one like this before! I dun warned you once, you ugly sumbitch, and now ya gonna be my whore!’”
“And that is how I got over on that rotten sumbitch, Bill Clinton. All them thar dead bodies got swept under the rug. The pigs found them not only a black man to blame, but he wuz also one of them thar Muslim dudes! Of course that whoring suck, Bill Clinton, stepped in and took credit for nabbing a “terrorist” so he could get positive news coverage. Then when that skank-bitch Hillary Clinton found out this Muslim sumbitch was a’bein railroaded to keep the Vincent Foster murder covered up, she immediately had old ‘Tyrone Muhammad Jones’ murdered before he even went to trial. So they still ended up fucking me by shortin’ me a still hand! Dirty motherfuckers! I ain’t never known nobody that can get fucked yet still come out on top like that. That goddamn Bill and Hillary Clinton positively made deals with the Devil.”
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