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2009.06.29 16:58 lobsterknuckles Smartphones

Any news or discussion about today's smartphones and smartphone platforms.
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2015.05.18 02:56 bin2003 Shard it or Keep it?

ShardItKeepIt was founded on the principle of whether a weapon should be kept or sharded. We pride ourselves in knowing the weapons of Destiny and Destiny 2 and helping others find proper weapons for their play style and endgame activities.
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2017.09.11 00:39 HebrewDude When They Do It Right

PTCM is a hub for sharing above average, planned video camera operation; capturing calculated recording angles; maintaining good camera control, general perception, also properly controlling what's in the frame. Interesting content is not necessarily a solid ground for giving praise regardless of how good the content is on its own. Please dedicate a minute & read the rules before posting to make sure you don't violate them
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2024.05.16 08:46 Correct_Chipmunk5966 [ROUTINE HELP] 35yo F Skincare (normal)

Hello,
I have normal skin, no breakouts, wrinkles, fine lines, or hyperpigmentation. My biggest concern would be texture, my skin could be softesmoother. I also do notice a little bit of sagging, but could just be some weight gain, still maybe something could help lol. I think I should start incorporating anti-aging products including sunscreen, looking for recs/alts to what I already use. The list below is things I use and/or have but don't/hardly use.
Currently using
Make Up Remover: BareMinerals Smoothness Hydrating Cleansing Oil (I do not like cleansing waters)
Cleansers: YTTP Kale Superfood Cleanser, daily Dry days: KiraMoon Silkie Rinse Gentle Hydrating Ceramide Cleanser OR La Roche-Posay Toleriane Hydrating Gentle Face Cleanser (open to alternatives for dry days)
Toners/Treatments: Son&Park Beauty Water as a daily toner, mornings I've stopped using my Dennis Gross Peel Pads as a nighttime treatment, but I do miss it Honestly, my favorite steps are toneserum. I think they make a big difference for me, open to suggestions!
Essences: Mary & May Blackberry Complex Essence, Dior Capture Totale Intensive Essence, Tatcha The Essence (havent used them consistently yet)
Serums: Dior Capture Totale Le Serum, Tatcha Silk Serum, Skin1004 Centella Probio-Cica Intensive Ampoule, Olay Retionol Serum (havent used consistently), COSRX snail mucin (dont notice a difference with this one).
Moisturizers: I dont like using moisturizers often since I find using toner and serums is enough for me. I like Sleeping Packs a lot, I use Skin1004 Centella Hyalu-Cica Sleeping Pack or Pacifica Wake Up Beautiful Sleeping Mask. Sometimes, I'll go in with an actual moisturizer like Saint Jane Hydrating Petal Cream, Pacifica Ceramide Barrier Cream, Dior Capture Totale Cell Energy, Tatcha Weightless Firming or Dewy Skin, Kinskin Oat Ceramide Relief Oil
Facial spray: none, open
Sunscreen: Biore UV Aqua Rich (burns my eyes) Beauty of Joseon (burns), Pacifica Future Youth SPF 50 (also burns). I've tried Peter Thomas Roth Tinted Mineral, Murad City Skin, La Roche Posay Anthelios, Sheseido Wetforce - all decent and no burns but open to trying anything new!
Thank you
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2024.05.15 10:03 reddithenry 2023 Ausone

£2640/6
A blend of 60% Cabernet Franc and 40% Merlot, the 2023 Ausone has a pH of 3.63 and a deep garnet-purple color. It is very mute and reticent to show its personality to start, needing a lot of shaking and pleading to coax out a series of intense scents: fresh blackberries, violets, licorice, pencil shavings, and tar, leading to an undercurrent of Sichuan pepper and fertile loam. The medium-bodied palate has wonderful tension and is incredibly taut and tight-knit, offering glimpses at layers of mineral and floral accented fresh blackberry flavors. It is textured by incredibly ripe, fine-grained tannins, delivering a very long finish, laced with mineral sparkles."98-100 Points, Lisa Perrotti-Brown, The Wine Independent (Drink 2030-2060).
"I don't think I have tasted an Ausone like this. The purity of fruit and fluidity is so primary, like perfectly picked grapes with their juice. Then there is citrus freshness. It's muscular, with toned tannins that caress the palate and give a seamless finish. This really could push the boundaries for the character of Ausone, in the way of finesse with structure. Watch it. 60% cabernet franc and 40% merlot."98-99 Points, James Suckling.
"Density and well-cushioned fruit, another stunning vintage of a wine that somehow manages to make an effortless impression, edges of cloves and grilled sandalwood, full of nuance and capturing the aromatics depths and heights of the vintage, gorgeous. 100% new oak. Philippe Baillarguet cellar master, Vauthier family owners, organic certified in the vineyard."97 Points, Jane Anson (Drink 2032-2050).
"The 2023 Ausone was picked September 14 to 30 and matured for a planned 20 months. It has a wonderful bouquet that is very floral in style and perfectly controlled, perhaps more refined than the 2022 (which incidentally had a degree more in alcohol). The palate is medium-bodied with a silky smooth entry, finely tuned with impressive mineralité. It just gently "rolls out" on the languorous finish. This is a more understated Ausone compared to recent vintages, but it exudes sophistication and could easily surpass the Vauthiers' 2022." 96-98 Points, Neal Martin, Vinous (Drink 2028-2060).
“The 2023 Ausone reveals an incipient bouquet of violet, smoke, dark wild berries, spices and cherries, all beautifully interwoven with creamy new oak. Medium to full-bodied, layered and concentrated, with a rich chassis of tannin, it has a vibrant core of fruit and a long, mineral, vanillin-inflected finish. At 60% Cabernet Franc and 40% Merlot, this ranks alongside the 2014 vintage as one of the most Cabernet-dominant Ausone vintages of recent years, and it will mature for 20 months in new oak barrels.”95-97 Points, Yohan Castaing, The Wine Advocate (Drink 2025-2055).
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2024.05.15 01:31 ThinSpring6424 2021 Meme Gains Approaching Before Rate Cuts? Lets Dive In 🐳

2021 Meme Gains Approaching Before Rate Cuts? Lets Dive In 🐳
2021 was a magical time where the standard for turning 100's into 6 figures and thousands into millions required a smartphone, Robinhood Options account and 4th grade reading level to change your life. It looks like we may be seeing another round of life changing money being made in the markets behind some similar names as well. The meme stock craze stems from a stocks value being held in social media mentions despite how bad the business may be.
"Roaring Kitty" the man behind the original frenzy resurfaced on "X" this last week and this sent people into a frenzy where Gamestop & AMC has made life changing money for a lot of people on the timeline this week. Today alone GameStop saw a 72% surge on Monday's trading session.
The PeloSwing Trading group was able to capture a 1600% bagger on AMC 3.5C on the 5/17 EXP, as AMC also flew 31% in the trading session. There are plenty of other companies that have fallen into this category and in some cases are truly undervalued companies that still have some upside potential, just with WAY more risk and a potential LONG wait time to see the fruits of an investment. Other players in this space that have seen a recent surge are BlackBerry with a 12% run up in the market recently as well, more than 44 million shares were exchanged in Tuesdays trading session, when the average volume is 8.8 million.
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2024.05.11 20:02 2ndgenerationcatlady Trip Report: Four(ish) days in Early May

I’ve noticed this sub tends to have a lot of people asking for feedback on their itineraries, but few people returning to the sub to share their reflections post-trip. When I’m planning a trip, I find these sort of trip reports from ordinary people (as opposed to the countless outdoor influencer blogs you find online that rave about everything) to be the most helpful – so I’m posting this here as a way of paying it forward. It’s long, but I’ve used headers to help people skim.

Basic Details:

Who was on the trip: My partner and I, who are both in our 30s and in somewhat above average shape, at least compared to the typical American. We jog/hike/do yoga on a weekly basis, but are by no means super fit. Our style of travel with trips like this is to have fairly full days, but we also don’t like feeling rushed either.
When: May 4 – May 7.
Weather: May 4 and 5 were mostly solid days of rain (moderate to light), May 6 was rain and then scattered showers/sun, May 7 started with light rain and ended with mostly sun. Of course, it was no doubt different in different parts of the park.

Our Itinerary:

Day 1 (Lake Quinault): Because our trip began in the Columbia River George, today we woke up in Portland. We had been warned by a Reddit user that I-5 could get crowded on weekends, so we got up early and arrived at a coffee shop when they opened at 6am and then headed out to Lake Quinault. We encountered no traffic of significance, and arrived around 9:30. We did the 6mi Rainforest Loop trail near the park lodge first. I’d say the trail was a mix of lightly trafficked to moderately trafficked, depending on the section. Then we drove to the North Fork trailhead, stopping to see the big Sitka and the waterwall along the way. Then we hiked the North Fork trail up until Wolf Bar and headed back (5mi). This trail was totally empty, besides the one camper at Wolf Bar. You get a fair number of river views along the way. On the scenic driving loop, we saw a bear and a heard of elk. Then we drove to the Salmon House for dinner, and then checked in to the motel (Lake Quinault Inn).
Reflections: Physically this was a fine amount of hiking for one day, but it was moderate to light rain the entire time, which even though we were prepared in terms of gear, did make everything a bit more taxing (including driving). I would not recommend doing the 6mi version of the Rainforest Loop trail - I'd do the 4mi version instead. You don’t see anything too special in the longer version, and it requires you walk the end bit along the road which is not pleasant nor scenic (I had hoped you’d at least get lake views along the road, but it’s blocked by trees). The hike to Wolf Bar was very lovely, as good as the Hoh River Trail we’d do the next day, and much more remote. The Salmon House was a bit of a letdown – quite expensive and just okay – we split a meal with soup, and while the salmon was tasty, it was nothing special. Lake Quinault Inn is the cheapest option, and it’s perfectly comfortable.
Day 2 (Beaches and Hoh Rainforest): Another early start today to hit a 6am low tide at Beach 4. But beforehand we did a quick stop at the Tree of Life, then Beach 4 for tide-pooling, then Ruby Beach, and then Hoh Rainforest, where we did the Hall of Mosses and River Trail to 5mi Island and Back. Then we drove to Rialto Beach, though did not complete the hike. Stayed in Forks (Far West Motel), had dinner at the Westend Taproom Tip & Sip.
Reflections: The tree of life is a nice short stop, but I wouldn’t recommend people go out of their way to see this – it’s fine, but the experience in-person is not terribly different than the experience looking at a photo. I don’t mean to sound negative here, I’m glad we stopped, but sometimes I see itineraries where people drive all the way from Forks and back just to see this, and I wouldn’t recommend doing that – not worth the drive time. The tide pools at Beach 4 were a bit of a letdown. To be fair, the low tide was approx. 0.6 ft, not a negative tide. So perhaps that if it had been a negative tide, it would have been better. As it was, it was ok – we saw some sea anemones and a few star fish. But the pools we could see were not teaming with life (unlike what we’d experience later at Salt Creek Recreation Area). And the beach itself was less scenic than others we’d visit. Ruby beach was lovely, we spent about an hour there – we couldn’t do the “trail” on Alltrails due to a river crossing, but did hike a bit south to see some shallow caves. Spent about an hour here. Arrived a Hoh at 9:30am and I was a bit worried about potential lines to get in given this was a Sunday, but the parking lot was mostly empty. If you do the River Trail, there isn’t much need to do the other trails – Hall of Mosses does take you to a nice area, but there are equally impressive “halls of mosses” you pass through on the River Trail. Thankfully it was not crowded when we went, but it was started to get busy towards the end and I can see how it could get unpleasant in peak season. Again, it was raining the entire day, and in hindsight we should have not worried about getting to Rialto beach by 4:30pm so we could do hole-in-the-wall at low tide. By the time we did get to Rialto, we were both feeling a bit worn. Then to complete the hole-in-wall you either need to wade through a small river (we did not have gaiters) or clamber over a “bridge” of many downed trees – I felt okay doing this but my partner did not (we saw others do this, as well as many people turn back – I’d say if you are confident in your balance and not too fearful of heights, you’ll be okay – I would not take children though – short legs would make this much, much, harder). We still ended up spending enough time here that by the time we got to Forks, pretty much everything was closed (a lot of places close entirely or early on Sunday) and so the taproom was the only option.
Day 3 (Makah Museum and Ozette Loop): Our options for hiking at low tide were either very early or the afternoon. Initially the plan was do very early, but our bad luck with weather continued – the night before called for a potential morning thunderstorm. And at this point we were both a bit tired of hiking full days in the rain. So we slept in a bit, and then headed straight to the Makah Museum getting there a little after they opened at 10am. Much of this drive is very scenic along the Salish Sea (even saw some seals). Our plan was to re-check the weather once we were done. We spent a little over an hour at the museum, which was enough time to see everything. At that point, the weather in Ozette was looking a bit better so we decided to take a bit of a chance, and I’m so glad we did. Ultimately the weather was basically perfect – we finally got to enjoy a fair bit of sun. There were a few rain showers, but they were all short and light. The loop took us 6hrs, which included lots of time to explore the beach and take breaks. Then we ate dinner at the Breakwater Restaurant and Bar in Clallum Bay and headed to a yurt in a campground off of 101 in the Sol Duc area, arriving after dark.
Reflections: I am very glad today we got some good weather in the park – I know some people enjoy hiking in the rain, and I thought I was one of those people before this trip – but this trip made me realize that my capacity for hiking in the rain is two full days. The beaches, at least in our opinion, are so much more beautiful in the sunshine. Had it been a third full day of rain, I’m not sure what we would have done. In any case, the Ozette Loop was easily my favorite hike the entire time in ONP. The hike through the coastal forest/bogs is lovely, and the beach section was the prettiest beach we went to – not just because of the sun, but it was much more wild, covered in seaweed, crab shells, and all sorts of marine life, whereas the other beaches were mostly just stones. And there are just so many sea stacks, plus you can climb one at Sand Point. We also got to see a big bear on the beach, and found petroglyphs at Wedding Rocks. I think we appreciated these more after going to the museum, as well as the hike in general – the Makah Museum concerns the area of Ozette (the location of the archeological site), so I’d say it’s a must if you do this hike. Also nice was the fact that it was a lightly trafficked trail. The Breakwater Restaurant and Bar exceeded our expectations – the fried fish sandwiches are huge, and you get a great view of the sea.
Day 4 (Sol Duc, Salt Creek Recreation, Lake Crescent, Hurricane Ridge): Another early start, waking up at 5:30. This was because we wanted to get to Salt Creek in time for a -1.6 tide at 9am. We hiked the Sol Duc trail, which was practically empty when we arrived – we only saw three people the whole time. Then we headed to Salt Creek to catch the tide, picking up some excellent pie at the Blackberry Cafe along the way. I agree with everyone who says these tide pools are the best – they are excellent – teeming with life, though we only saw one blood star and no star fish. We also saw lots of seals in the water. You do need good shoes for this. A little over an hour was enough time for tide-pooling and eating pie while watching the seals frolic. From there we hiked the Devil’s Punchbowl trail, then we headed up Hurricane Ridge. Dealing with a last minute AirBNB cancelation had eaten up a bit of time en route to Hurricane Ridge, so we didn’t have much time for hiking up there, and given all the snow we mainly just enjoyed the view and hiked a bit of the way along the Hurricane Hill trail. Then we got fruit ice-cream at Welly’s and took the Kingston Ferry to Seattle.
Reflections: Today was another good weather day, thankfully – though it rained in the morning during the Sol Duc hike, otherwise it was mostly sunny and clear, allowing great views up at hurricane ridge (though we could see storms in the distance). This was an easy day, but as this point in the trip, that’s what we needed. Port Angeles is a cute town with really good coffee, I certainly see the advantage of staying here – probably would have switched the Sol Duc campground for a night in PA, even though it would have added a bit of driving.

Final Thoughts:

Sol Duc vs. Hoh vs. Quinault Rainforests: Hoh and Quinault are extremely similar in terms of flora and fauna, Sol Duc is similar but the trees are notably less covered in moss. That said, if you are short on time I wouldn’t feel compelled to see either Hoh or Quinault – they are lovely, but I’m not sure it’s worth the drive if you have less than two full days, and you’ll get the general idea at Sol Duc.
How long do you need: I’m glad we had four mostly full days. But I think a shorter trip that would capture most of the magic of ONP would include Hurricane Ridge, Salt Creek, Lake Crescent, Sol Duc, and Ozette Loop. I imagine one could do that in two full days.
Early May Timing: We did the trip when we did because I had a work trip to Seattle at the very end of April. I don’t regret it at all, but I’d recommend doing a trip mid to late May instead for a better chance of more sun-to-rain ratio. We perhaps got a bit unlucky with weather – the day after we left, even Forks was predicted to get over a week of pure sunshine. In any case, the benefit of going when we did is the crowds were negligible. We never had an issue with parking, and Hurricane Ridge was the only time we were around many people. Even the Hoh River Trail was lightly trafficked (perhaps because of the rain).
What to bring: We both have good 3L raincoats, and they really came in handy on this trip, as did rain pants. Trekking poles were also good to have, especially for the stream crossings on North Fork and Hoh River – but we split a pair and that was fine. I was glad to have GTX trail runners, but never felt like I needed waterproof boots – gaiters would have made some of the beach hikes with small “rivers” easier though. Gloves are also essential, as are lots of wool socks.
Ok, this was a long post but feel free to ask me any questions!
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2024.05.07 21:02 actuk 2023 Clos du Marquis

6 x 75cl bottle £231 IB
Jane Anson 94/100
Squid ink, cassis, bilberry, roses, love the intensity and gorgeous salinity of this wine. Captures the sense of energy and florality in the best Cabernets of 2023, although retains the austerity that you expect from this site in its early years.
First vintage in the new cellars, moving from 40 vats to 80 vats, with 30 microvinification vats. Harvest September 6 to October 5, 50% new oak for ageing, 44hl/h yields.
Drink 2030 - 2045
Jane Anson, JaneAnson.com (April 2024)
Neal Martin, Vinous 91-93/100
The 2023 Clos du Marquis was picked from September 6 to October 5 at 44hL/ha and matured in 50% new oak. It has a complex bouquet, comprising a mélange of red and black fruit, cedar and subtle touches of violet—very charming. The palate is medium-bodied with fine grip. It’s a little creamy in texture on the entry, but there is solid backbone and a saline finish. This is very promising.
Drink 2029 - 2050
Neal Martin, Vinous.com (April 2024)
Antonio Galloni, Vinous 92-95/100
The 2023 Clos du Marquis might very well be the best Clos du Marquis I have ever tasted. A wine of freshness and verve, the 2023 is all nuance. Sweet red plum, blood orange, spice, flowers, mint and white pepper are all finely cut. The 2023 shows more vibrancy, less oak extraction and more refined tannins than in the past. It’s a glorious wine in every way. This early tasting is hugely promising. Clos du Marquis could turn out to be one of the real surprises of 2023.
Drink 2028 - 2043
Antonio Galloni, Vinous.com (April 2024)
Lisa Perrotti-Brown MW 89-91/100
The 2023 Clos du Marquis is deep garnet-purple in color. It needs a little swirling to coax out classic notes of cassis, fresh plums, and cedar chest followed by hints of graphite and Provence herbs. The medium-bodied palate is energetic and refreshing, with grainy tannins to support and a lively finish.
The blend is 56% Cabernet Sauvignon, 35% Merlot, and 9% Cabernet Franc. The alcohol is 13.5%.
Drink 2027 - 2037
Lisa Perrotti-Brown MW, The Wine Independent (April 2024)
Wine Advocate 91-93/100
The 2023 Clos du Marquis is a rather serious, structured wine, evocative of cherries, dark berries and kirsch, framed by a touch of creamy new oak. Medium to full-bodied and fleshy but structured, it's a taut, concentrated wine that will reward some patience.
William Kelley, Wine Advocate (April 2024)
James Suckling 95-96/100
This offers beautiful blackcurrants and blackberries with hints of chocolate and walnuts. Medium- to full-bodied with vivid acidity that adds tension and freshness to the mid-palate. It’s full of life and vibrancy, very fine and polished, and with nicely integrated tannins. Long finish. 56% cabernet sauvignon, 35% merlot and 9% cabernet franc. What will be better between 2022 and 2023?
James Suckling, JamesSuckling.com (April 2024)
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2024.04.30 00:22 _Revelator_ Clarkson's Columns: My harvest hymn & An interview with Clarkson and Caleb

My harvest hymn — with added Chinese chemicals
By Jeremy Clarkson (The Sunday Times, April 28)
Many of us will remember that Mungo Jerry song featuring the line, “Have a drink, have a drive. Go out and see what you can find.” And of course we all realise you can’t even think that any more. And nor, really, is it considered acceptable to follow up with: “If her daddy’s rich, take her out for a meal. If her daddy’s poor, just do what you feel.” Times have moved on.
Of course lots of lyrics now feel as if they’re from another aeon. "Clair" by Gilbert O’Sullivan especially. But you might think it’s impossible for the lyrics in a harvest festival hymn to become out of date. “We plough the fields and scatter. The good seed on the land. But it is fed and watered by God’s almighty hand.” Absolute timelessness. It was true ten thousand years ago and it’s true now.
No, it isn’t. God doesn’t water the land any more. The coal-fired Chinese power stations do that. And he doesn’t feed it either. That’s handled by CF Industries, which makes all the chemical fertiliser that farmers use on their fields.
We don’t even scatter seeds any more, because that’s wasteful onanism. We drill them into the ground, at precise intervals and at a precise depth using a computer-controlled, £40,000 seed drill. That’s towed behind a £250,000 Case tractor, which was built in the factory where they used to make Tiger tanks. Not much Goddishness going on in any of that.
There isn’t even any ploughing any more. In the olden days farmers would turn the top layer of soil over using a plough so that the weeds were buried. And because they were deprived of sunlight they died. It was a lovely, natural, rosy-cheeked way of creating the perfect seedbed for the following year’s crop.
But then along came Little Miss Thunberg and her merry band of Packhamites, who decided that 1,500 billion tonnes of carbon is stored in the planet’s soil. And that if you turn this soil over with a plough, all of it will be released into the upper atmosphere in the form of carbon dioxide. Which is bad. So the lovely, natural method of killing weeds had to stop. And instead farmers had to use chemical sorcery from Monsanto, BASF and the Zhejiang Xinan Chemical Industrial Group.
Farmers didn’t mind, if I’m honest, because ploughing is extremely expensive. You simply would not believe how much diesel is needed to drag a two-tonne land anchor through a muddy field. Using weedkiller instead is much cheaper.
Or rather it was. But weedkiller prices have gone up dramatically in recent years. And from where I’m sitting it doesn’t really seem to work any more. Every year Kaleb goes into the fields like a rural Terminator, hosing down the weeds with his ungodly chemical sorcery and then, a few weeks later, Cheerful Charlie walks me through the same fields, pointing out the brome and the black-grass, which is easy to spot because it’s purple and green and completely immune to anything the world’s chemists can throw at it.
So this year Charlie said we should become medieval and plough the fields instead. Selfish? Well, yes, this will shoot a tonne of CO2 into the troposphere and that’s obviously bad. And I’ll use four times more diesel than I would if I used weedkiller. So that’s not good for the environment either. But here’s the kicker: I wouldn’t be pumping any chemicals into the soil.
So that’s the choice — soil or sky? You have to hurt one of them if you want to eat. I went for the sky and rented a plough.
I settled on an eight-furrow monster for two good reasons. Number one: the bigger the plough, the faster you get the job done. And number two: none of Kaleb’s tractors would be powerful enough to pull it, so we’d have to use my 270bhp Lamborghini. Which would annoy him. Even admitting that it’s better than his tractors gives him a hot flush. Sometimes he vibrates with fury when he goes near it.
The only drawback to this cleverly wrought large plough plan was that, because Kaleb refuses to drive my tractor, I’d have to do the ploughing.
This is something I’ve done before. It was on Top Gear about 200 years ago and I did very well. Partly this was because my competitors in the ploughing competition were James May and Richard Hammond. And partly because one of the two judges was a really good friend of my mum.
In real life, though, things were different. I couldn’t hitch the plough to the tractor without help. I couldn’t do a three-point turn when it was attached. And I couldn’t make the tractor move when the furrows were in the sodden soil. All four wheels just sort of spun. So I had to lift the plough slightly, which meant I wasn’t ploughing. Or wiggle the steering wheel, which made big holes and, when it worked, caused me to set off in a new direction. It began to look as if a drunk, blind man with no arms was doing the ploughing.
All the time I was watching the fuel gauge plummet like the depth gauge in a holed submarine, and wondering if it might be cheaper, easier and kinder to the environment to use chemical weedkiller instead.
This is farming. Only last week I discovered that approximately 18 billion slugs have come to live in the fields where I’ve planted spring barley. If I adopt a live-and-let-live rewilding attitude and do nothing they will eat the lot and, next year, there will be no Hawkstone lager. As that makes no sense, I therefore have to pepper the field with slug pellets, which will kill them. Great. But these pellets will also kill all the worms. So what’s the answer? There isn’t one.
Similarly, I have signed up to the government’s eco-friendly grant scheme and will be planting things that aren’t food in three fields. They’re good for the soil and they’re good for my bank balance. But it means I’m not growing stuff people can eat. I know one chap who has taken 60 per cent of his farm out of food production and he’s not alone. So yippee. All that stored carbon and all of that fixed-in nitrogen.
But what if you want some bread? You’ll have to get a loaf made from wheat that was grown abroad. And how’s that good for global warming? And will it have been grown under the same stringent rules that we have here? Or will it have been fertilised with human faeces? You face a choice then. Do you want net zero in the UK? Or do you want to eat a Mexican’s turd?
Do you want lager or worms? Do you want healthy soil or a healthy sky? Do you want bees or orangutans? These are the questions I’m facing every single day. It’s a multiple-choice world of no right answers.
Which brings us back to another harvest festival hymn.
All things bright and beautiful. All birds that must be plucked. No matter what we choose to do, we’re well and truly.
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Kaleb Cooper: ‘I’ve taught someone triple my age to do a better job’
The Diddly Squat farmers Jeremy Clarkson and Kaleb Cooper are back for a third series. We put our wellies on to meet the odd couple of the Cotswolds
By Ben Dowell (The Times, April 29)
During filming for the forthcoming third series of Clarkson’s Farm, Kaleb Cooper drove into work and saw Jeremy Clarkson vacuuming a blackberry bush. While the spectacle was “something I am never going to forget”, the sandy-haired, cherub-faced youngster was so unimpressed that he didn’t even get out of his car to ask what was happening.
These two have grown into one of television’s best double acts. For the show’s executive producer, Peter Fincham, there is an “element of Jeeves and Wooster” about them, a delicious odd couple relationship that is all the more gratifying because the team didn’t need to cast Cooper. He was already working on Diddly Squat Farm when the show started.
Cooper is a farmer to the tips of his muddy wellies and has taught Clarkson most of the practical business of farming his 1,000-acre establishment near Chipping Norton in Oxfordshire, as well as how hard the job is and the risks farmers take for little financial reward. Cooper may have just completed a sell-out national stage tour building on his popularity and more than two million Instagram followers. He may have been invited to No 10 to meet Rishi Sunak (more on that later), but everyone on the show — the producers, one of Cooper’s “Chippy” friends I spoke to and Clarkson himself — are clear: the 25-year-old hasn’t changed one iota since the show started airing in 2021.
“I think it’s very easy to be grounded if you don’t leave Chipping Norton,” Clarkson says. His girlfriend, Lisa Hogan, who has become another star of the show, agrees. “How Kaleb comes across is exactly how he is. He is very thoughtful and kind and very bright. His use of language is also very easy on the ear. We could have had a monosyllabic tractor driver and that wouldn’t have worked but we were lucky we had Kaleb.”
He has written two books as well: The World According to Kaleb and Britain According to Kaleb, with a third (Life According to Kaleb) on the way. These ruminations are often spoken into a Dictaphone (supplied by his publishers) during the 18 hours he spends each day alone in his happy place, his tractor cab. The books now sit on the shelves that a ten-year-old Cooper and his carpenter father put up in the local bookshop. Though, of course, one of the running jokes in the show is that he has only read one other book in his life apart from his own, and that was one of Clarkson’s.
There is another moment in the new series when Clarkson and Cooper (who are in competition with each other across the eight episodes) are working a field when they spy someone in the distance on another tractor drilling “his” field. He is Andy Cato of the electronic pop duo Groove Armada, and Cooper seems totally nonplussed, not least because he doesn’t know who or what Groove Armada is. The same probably goes for many of his near-neighbours, who include Joe Wicks, Simon Cowell, Natalie Imbruglia, David Beckham and Amanda Holden. When Cooper bumped into David Cameron (now Lord Cameron of Chipping Norton) in a local eaterie, he wasn’t quite sure who he was either. Strangely Cooper is now as famous as at least a few of these people. His appeal extends across the globe — Andy Wilman, Clarkson’s old Top Gear producer who edits the show, tells me that he rarely hears an English accent in the farm shop as tourists flock to see their agricultural idols.
Since Clarkson’s Farm aired, Cooper told his theatre audiences, he has been offered snazzy haircuts from top-level salons, perhaps to stop the constant mickey-taking from Clarkson. But he still goes to the same local hairdresser.
Brilliant moments are not always captured by the cameras and while the team may wake up with plans, farmers and the show’s fans will know that the weather often has other ideas. “Cheerful” Charlie Ireland, the farm’s land agent and adviser, does pop by a couple of times a day, as he does in the series, often to pour cold water on Clarkson’s latest schemes. But many of these moments are not filmed. Is that annoying?
“Sometimes you think, ‘Oh, that would be really good, that’d be funny on TV,’ but actually [the cameras] are not there,” Cooper says. “But you don’t say these things, to make it up for the TV. I may have taken drama in school, but I got a U in it, so actually I’m not an actor.”
Clarkson agrees: “It is [effortless] because I don’t have to pretend to be someone else. With The Grand Tour, Richard Hammond isn’t as stupid as he’s made out. I’m not as bombastic as is made out and James May isn’t quite as boring as he’s made out. And so you’re playing a caricature, you’re playing a role, you’re there to provoke and be stupid. Here, we haven’t got any of that. So we’re just ourselves. You get up and you just have to be yourself, which is incredibly relaxing. And in that regard it is effortless. Farming is not effortless. Make no mistake, the television side of it is a piece of cake because I don’t have to think, ‘Oh I’d better say something idiotic now.’”
“You do that anyway,” Cooper says.
The two bicker in exactly the same way off camera as they do on. At the press conference for the new series they quarrelled with good humour about their dogs. Cooper says Clarkson’s pair of fox-red labradors (named Sansa and Arya after Game of Thrones characters) are “posh man’s dogs” who “never do a thing he says”. Clarkson maintains that Cooper just locks his dog in his tractor cab. They also bicker about the goats Clarkson keeps. Clarkson likes their eyes and thinks they do a good job mowing his grass. Cooper thinks he should breed and slaughter them in the conventional way and sell goat meat in the farm shop.
There is a similar clash of approaches over the pigs. Cooper doesn’t get as emotional as Clarkson and Hogan when things go wrong (and they do go wrong with the pigs this series). When Clarkson holds aloft a newborn piglet, Cooper calls him a “proud parent”, which feels part mickey-take, part genuinely warm compliment — a common theme in their complex relationship.
Clarkson is learning to be more steely and is, Cooper says, actually now a “good pig farmer”. Is the younger man pleased that Clarkson has come on? Or is there a bit of him who would still enjoy showing him the ropes?
“I think there’s a bit of a proudness of teaching someone maybe triple my age … to go out and do a better job … Hopefully I’ve taught him a lot about it. But he’s taught me so much equally about the television industry.” In fact, Cooper says, he has learnt so much that he cannot watch TV now because he knows how it all works behind the scenes.
He is a voice for farmers, showing us how hard the job of people who put food on our table is, and demanding that we respect it. Cooper has arranged two bursaries of £3,000 plus a work placement for young farmers and is keen that more enter a profession where the average age is 59. When he met Sunak last May he was more interested in the PM’s hair than anything, principally because he didn’t expect much from him.
“Let’s put it this way. If someone invited me tomorrow to go to a farm … if I go to that farm and that farmer says to me, ‘Kaleb, you know what, this week I’m gonna plough that field,’ I know for a damn fact that that farmer is going to go out there and plough that field because he said he’s going do it. If the prime minister or anyone from politics goes to me, ‘Kaleb, I’m going to do this next week,’ they’re not going to do it, are they?”
While he doesn’t have much faith in our legislators making life easier for hard-pressed farmers or for supermarkets to pay them more, he must be pleased that people, especially city folk, now know about farming thanks to him, I say.
“Yeah, everyone knows what a tramline is now, right? And let’s face it, I always say this: it doesn’t matter what phone you’ve got, what car you’ve got, what house you’re living in, what matters the very most is what’s coming across your plate for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And therefore that is the most important thing to me.”
Cooper is open to offers of shows such as I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! but thinks he probably won’t have the time with all the work he has to do. Clarkson called him “easily the most entrepreneurial person I have ever met” and he is laser-focused on his ultimate goal of having a farm one day, which will have to be local, despite the “extortionate” price of land in the area.
“I want to farm here,” he says. “I don’t want to move away from my family and everything I know. This is where I was brought up and this is where I’m going to stay.”
But the show will be with us for a while. It is hugely popular — series four is being filmed and while viewing figures aren’t available, it is believed to be Prime’s most popular programme in the UK by, well, a country mile.
Cooper is engaged to his partner, Taya (mother to their three-year-old son and ten-month-old daughter), but doesn’t know when he will have time to walk down the aisle. He knows he will “have a great party”, and isn’t yet sure if Clarkson will be his best man. But one thing’s for sure, Clarkson has already found his.
The new series of Clarkson’s Farm is on Prime Video from May 3.
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No Sun column this week, but the Guardian (!) has published a long interview with Clarkson: "'Dismissing global warming? That was a joke': Jeremy Clarkson on fury, farming and why he’s a changed man". Let me know if you have problems viewing it.
Clarkson's columns are regularly collected as books. You can buy them from his boss or your local bookshop.
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2024.04.19 23:42 Pristine-Fusion6591 Fragrant Foto + First Impressions: Arabiyat Blueberry Musk

Fragrant Foto + First Impressions: Arabiyat Blueberry Musk
Fragrant Foto + First impressions: Arabiyat Blueberry Musk
There was a recent post about the combination of two hobbies (fragrance and photography), and it’s always been something I have very much enjoyed as well. So I decided that I will try to post more and share images that I’ve captured along with my first impressions/reviews.
Every year around this time, I go on a little middle eastern fragrance buying spree. So there will be more where this came from. And for this particular fragrance, I first encountered a few posts here on Reddit about it. I was intrigued, but there has not been a ton of posts about it. So I hope that if you’ve been interested in this, you find this helpful.
Arabiyat Prestige Blueberry Musk:
Notes- Blueberry, blackberry, freesia, lavender, rose, vanilla, raspberry, patchouli, Oakmoss, Musk
It has been said that this is a dupe for the Fenty perfume by Rihanna. I cannot confirm or deny that, as I have not tried Fenty. I was interested in it because I thought maybe it would be similar to Poets of Berlin by Vilhelm Perfumerie…. But no. At least to my nose it is not similar to that.
My Thoughts- the initial spray has a semi-juicy, candy-like blueberry quality. But very shortly, that fades away and it really starts to smell more like blueberry crumble to me. The most prominent notes to my nose are blueberry, vanilla, patchouli, and musk. As the wear time continues, the gourmand qualities stay apparent, but there is an occasional feeling of hair products… but not the shampoo kind. I wouldn’t say that this is a negative in my eyes, but I can see some people taking issue with this quality. The musk is sorta neutral to me, and the patchouli starts off unassuming, but does become slightly more dirty as time goes on. The blueberry and vanilla remain the most prominent notes throughout for me though.
Performance- wears for about 6-7 hrs on me. And projects on the high side of moderate for the first 2-2.5 hrs. So it’s definitely noticeable, but I don’t find it to be obnoxious. It’s does retain a slight airiness, and does not feel dense or heavy.
Sweetness Level- 4.5 out of 5
Overall, I would rate this a 3.5 out of 5 , I think it will be a fun one to wear on its own occasionally, but I do also think that it will layer well with other perfumes. But I do think there are some things about it that could turn people off.
Out of curiosity, I’d love to hear from anyone who has fenty, I’m really interested to know if my description of this fragrance is in line with your experience of fenty.
As for my picture: I couldn’t resist throwing some real blueberries in there. And I had fun playing with blue light. I hope you like it, and I hope to see more people post pictures/artwork of some sort, I think that would be really fun.
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2024.04.19 23:38 Pristine-Fusion6591 Fragrant Foto + First impressions: Arabiyat Blueberry Musk

Fragrant Foto + First impressions: Arabiyat Blueberry Musk
There was a recent post about the combination of two hobbies (fragrance and photography), and it’s always been something I have very much enjoyed as well. So I decided that I will try to post more and share images that I’ve captured along with my first impressions/reviews.
Every year around this time, I go on a little middle eastern fragrance buying spree. So there will be more where this came from. And for this particular fragrance, I first encountered a few posts here on Reddit about it. I was intrigued, but there has not been a ton of posts about it. So I hope that if you’ve been interested in this, you find this helpful.
Arabiyat Prestige Blueberry Musk:
Notes- Blueberry, blackberry, freesia, lavender, rose, vanilla, raspberry, patchouli, Oakmoss, Musk
It has been said that this is a dupe for the Fenty perfume by Rihanna. I cannot confirm or deny that, as I have not tried Fenty. I was interested in it because I thought maybe it would be similar to Poets of Berlin by Vilhelm Perfumerie…. But no. At least to my nose it is not similar to that.
My Thoughts- the initial spray has a semi-juicy, candy-like blueberry quality. But very shortly, that fades away and it really starts to smell more like blueberry crumble to me. The most prominent notes to my nose are blueberry, vanilla, patchouli, and musk. As the wear time continues, the gourmand qualities stay apparent, but there is an occasional feeling of hair products… but not the shampoo kind. I wouldn’t say that this is a negative in my eyes, but I can see some people taking issue with this quality. The musk is sorta neutral to me, and the patchouli starts off unassuming, but does become slightly more dirty as time goes on. The blueberry and vanilla remain the most prominent notes throughout for me though.
Performance- wears for about 6-7 hrs on me. And projects on the high side of moderate for the first 2-2.5 hrs. So it’s definitely noticeable, but I don’t find it to be obnoxious. It’s does retain a slight airiness, and does not feel dense or heavy.
Sweetness Level- 4.5 out of 5
Overall, I would rate this a 3.5 out of 5 , I think it will be a fun one to wear on its own occasionally, but I do also think that it will layer well with other perfumes. But I do think there are some things about it that could turn people off.
Out of curiosity, I’d love to hear from anyone who has fenty, I’m really interested to know if my description of this fragrance is in line with your experience of fenty.
As for my picture: I couldn’t resist throwing some real blueberries in there. And I had fun playing with blue light. I hope you like it, and I hope to see more people post pictures/artwork of some sort, I think that would be really fun.
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2024.04.08 23:50 _Revelator_ Clarkson on series three of Clarkson's Farm: "Everything has gone wrong" (Full Interview)

Clarkson on series three of Clarkson's Farm:
Jeremy Clarkson on his farm: "Everything has gone wrong"
The Diddly Squatters are back for series three of Clarkson’s Farm — with pigs, Jeremy’s new hovercraft and the most thrilling rows with the local council yet! Plus Jeremy on his favourite farm machines
Interview by Tom Barnes (The Sunday Times, April 7) [very mild spoilers]
He once claimed his only talents were driving fast round corners and shouting, but as a pig farmer Jeremy Clarkson has found his calling. He has changed the nickname of his Oxfordshire farm from Diddly Squat to Piggly Squat in honour of his new herd of swine and he’s cuddling one now as he poses for a photographer, whispering to it — not shouting — as if it’s auditioning for Babe. “Pigs are my favourite animals we’ve had on the farm by a long way,” he coos to the animal, a female. “I know that cows are great, but pigs are easier to manage and very endearing.”
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Clarkson’s Farm, the reality show that fuses Top Gear and Countryfile, is back for a third series with the familiar cast of Clarkson, Kaleb Cooper, newly promoted to farm manager, Lisa Hogan, Clarkson’s girlfriend, the land agent Charlie Ireland and jack of all trades Gerald Cooper. There’ll be more of the usual chaos: including Clarkson going full Robert De Niro with a hunting rifle, taking medicinal mushrooms and crashing farm machinery into stone walls.
It’s six years since Clarkson fled his Notting Hill penthouse to run 1,000 acres of mixed arable and grazing on the edge of the Cotswolds. Back then, his unsuccessful attempts to turn a loss-making venture into a going concern included rearing sheep (it cost him more to shear them than their wool sold for) and beef cows (the council closed his farm restaurant, making it uneconomical to rear them). Now he has turned his hand to pig breeding in a last-ditch attempt to bring home the bacon. “A cow has one calf, whereas the last bout of births we had, one of our pigs had fourteen piglets,” he explains. “That’s a lot of money.”
But life is not all hog heaven. “Behind the scenes everything that could go wrong has gone wrong,” he growls. The hottest June and wettest March in recent history have wrecked his potatoes and spring barley. His ambitious plan to revive a 1960s government scheme to replace tractors with hovercraft for crop spraying and other farm chores was an expensive flop. And he has fallen foul of regulations at every turn.
If it sounds like a litany of disasters, it is — other than it has all added up to one of the biggest TV smashes of the decade so far. In 2019 Amazon commissioned a single season, on a small budget, in anticipation that it might appeal to a niche audience. The Guardian called the series “wearisome, meretricious rubbish”, concluding it would be shunned by viewers. It went on to become the UK’s most-watched Amazon-made show. Its series two premiere won 4.3 million viewers, eclipsing the 3.2 million who watched the launch episode of the streaming channel’s biggest investment — a mega-millions Lord of the Rings saga.
Today Clarkson is guiding me round the farm in the spring sunshine, through giant puddles from recent rain. Part of his empire is in an area of outstanding natural beauty, but the soil is not especially fertile or profitable, hence him calling it Diddly Squat in 2018. It lived up to its name, making a surplus of just £114 in its first year. “That’s a thousand acres, working seven days a week,” he says. “It’s all farming pays.”
How does he explain the show’s unexpected success? “It was an enjoyable way of learning about where your food comes from. Because lecturing people doesn’t work. Television is rather obsessed with organic and diversity and sustainability, rather than where food actually comes from and the actual people who make it for you. The Kaleb Coopers and the Geralds and Charlie Ireland and so on. I think it’s been a very useful programme for making people go, ‘Bloody hell, you work very hard doing that and earn no money at all.’”
From the show’s inception Clarkson wanted to reveal the true “mud, blood and barbarism” of life on the land, and pig farming is the starkest example yet. His pigs are a rare Oxfordshire breed called Sandy and Black, misheard by Clarkson as “Shandy and Black” — “sounds like the sort of thing a northern girl would order in a Zante nitespot,” he observed in his Sunday Times farming column.
Spurred on by Liz Truss, who in a speech to the 2014 [sic?] Conservative Party conference announced she would soon be “in Beijing opening up new pork markets”, Clarkson resolved to seize new export opportunities. He planned to free-graze his pigs in woods where they’d “truffle about turning up acorns”. “Only in an idyllic Winnie the Pooh world,” warned Charlie Ireland, the farm’s resident voice of reason. “Pigs need round-the-clock care.” And so it transpired — as we see from Clarkson’s ham-fisted efforts. There was a high mortality rate among the piglets from his first litters, some of them accidentally crushed by their mothers.
“I reckoned the pigs would provide something that’s sadly lacking in farming today: a bit of genuine happiness,” Clarkson says. “Instead, it was almost unbelievably sad. I’ve never seen Lisa so upset. The film crew looked shellshocked. We had a catastrophically high level of deaths and I was desperately worried we were doing something wrong, but it turned out we weren’t, it was just that pigs are bad mothers — the Sandy and Black particularly so. That’s why it’s a rare breed.”
The series doesn’t flinch from the day-to-day grimness, along with the frustration of creeping red tape, hence it striking a chord with actual farmers.
Robert Martin, 55, a Cumbrian dairy farmer and national chairman of the Tenant Farmers Association, said Clarkson’s Farm fairly reflected the daily trials and worries faced by his members. “I do watch it and I do enjoy it. Clarkson said he wanted to increase awareness, especially among people in urban areas who maybe don’t really think about where food comes from. Whether you like Clarkson or you don’t, I think he’s succeeded and he’s done it in an entertaining way.”
George Summers and his father, Michael, farm 460 acres of mixed arable and livestock near Melton Mowbray. “I’ve never watched it on principle,” says Michael, 57, “but I understand there are a lot of people with an entirely contrary view, my son being one.” George, 19, has seen every episode of the first two series and will be watching the third. “It’s very entertaining, even though I think some of it’s done for comedic effect,” he says. “For example, when Clarkson accidentally tipped his tractor up on its back wheels, then got Kaleb to sit at the front as a counterweight, you knew that was unlikely to happen.”
Clarkson and Kaleb jointly won the 2021 Flying the Flag for agriculture award at the British Farming awards. Last May Kaleb was summoned to Downing Street to explain to Rishi Sunak why farmers were struggling — a serious message with a comic edge as Sunak did his best to understand Kaleb’s rural brogue. Ireland was there too, admonishing officials over all the form-filling devised by Whitehall. “You do need a PhD in grant applications if you’re a farmer,” he scolded them.
If there’s a narrative thread it’s Clarkson’s own journey from innocent abroad in series one — Billy Crystal in City Slickers, if you like — to horny-handed son of the soil. Now he’s less squeamish about sending his animals for slaughter, even though he confessed “I’ve got guilt” as he transported seven pigs to an abattoir. “You’ve got to eat them to save them,” another farmer reassured him. “That enables the survival of the breed.” Still, Clarkson is uncomfortable with the gallows humour of the slaughterhouse. “The butcher will want everything back bar the squeal,” an abattoir worker joked as Clarkson winced. He was determined to brazen it out, declaring, “This time I behaved more like a farmer and didn’t have any unmanly moments,” but the soundman captured the wobble in his voice.
None of it makes sense unless you’re a farmer, Clarkson admits. “You’re up all night nurturing pigs, trying to make them comfortable, trying to make them alive, then you arrive at the farm shop to receive boxes of pork chops and sausages. There’s only one expression that I can think of and it’s ‘farmer’s logic’. All farmers love their animals, then they kill them and sell them.”
In the new series the light relief comes, as ever, in the form of Clarkson’s incompetence with farm machinery — witness his Chaplinesque attempts to harvest nettles, in which he becomes ensnared in the machine and falls into a thicket. He converts an air-sea rescue hovercraft to spray highly corrosive nitrate fertiliser. The dangerous task requires a protective hazmat suit, so he recruits Kaleb to help and chaos ensues as the hovercraft careers out of control.
He’s still in dispute with West Oxfordshire district council, which, as well as closing his restaurant, refused a car park for his farm shop. But now he has powerful allies. Sunak pledged recently to free British farmers from burdensome red tape when converting barns into shops and opening restaurants as a means of reducing dependency on agricultural subsidies.
Under a government-backed rule change widely dubbed “Clarkson’s Law”, farmers will in future no longer need to seek permission from local councils to repurpose farm buildings, making it easier to sell their produce to the public.
Clarkson is delighted but says farming is still overregulated. “If you apply for a grant you have to fill in 2,000 forms and wait for 2,000 years for a man to come in a rented Vauxhall and tell you that you must stop what you’re doing because he has found a bat or some moss.”
We’re now in the kitchen of Clarkson’s hilltop house with sweeping views over sheep-cropped hills and yellow stone houses. His dining room table, as long as a station platform, rests on replicas of the Brunel arches at Paddington station. Recessed into the table top is a Hornby 00 train track. Clarkson shares with Rod Stewart a love of railways. Lisa Hogan is bustling about looking for a model train. “What would you like?” she says, rummaging through Jeremy’s collection. “We have a GWR locomotive, we have the Flying Scotsman.”
From a walk-on part in the first series, Lisa, an Irish-born former actress, has moved nearer to centre stage as she gets to grips with running the farm shop and selling cow juice (milk), bee juice (honey), Jeremy’s Juice (jam) and Jeremy’s Hot Seed (mustard). At one point there’s an unresolved hint of her and Clarkson tying the knot. “I’ve got a big surprise for you,” Clarkson tells her as they walk through a field. “Is it a proposal?” she asks. Clarkson pretends not to hear and shows her the surprise — a fallen willow tree bursting back into life. She presses him. “I’ll think about the proposal, OK? I’m not ready yet.”
When I ask her about the exchange, she laughs. “I just thought I might surprise him.” Did she make a leap-year proposal of her own on February 29? “Jeremy doesn’t think I proposed but he wasn’t wearing his hearing aids, so no one will know.”
Clarkson’s Farm is part soap, part serious. One thing it tackles is the problem of soil depletion, which Clarkson warns is a threat to world food supplies as serious as climate change. There may be only “ninety to a hundred harvests left before the topsoil is dead,” he says. The global amount of arable land per person in 2050 will be a quarter of that in 1960, according to the UN, as populations grow and soil degrades. Chemical-heavy farming methods and deforestation are among the culprits.
With this in mind, Clarkson teamed up with Andy Cato, one half of the dance music act Groove Armada and a keen organic farmer, who arrived with a plan to help Clarkson rejuvenate his soil. This involved growing beans and clover in the same field as wheat to boost vital levels of nitrogen. The idea worked better on paper than in practice, but if success is the ability to lurch from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm then Clarkson embodies it. Each of his new hare-brained schemes — making soup from nettles, or jam from blackberries sucked from a hedge with a vacuum cleaner, or venison sausages from culled deer, or a pick-me-up from powdered mushrooms — is solemnly appraised by Cheerful Charlie, who turns up like a stern bank manager to put a leash on Clarkson’s enthusiasm and remind him of food safety or stock-rearing regulations.
Clarkson’s instinct is to challenge officialdom in the manner of Kevin Costner’s hard-headed rancher in the TV drama Yellowstone. “Let’s fight the f***ers and hammer them into the ground like tent pegs,” he says at one point. “I’ve been watching Yellowstone. When someone displeases them, they murder them, take them across the state line and throw them in a ravine. I’ve been looking at that scene a lot.”
Is there a danger, I ask, that the series could slip into a cliché of the struggle between honest, hard-working locals and meddling bureaucrats? After all, life in the Cotswolds is hardly a back-breaking slog for many of its well-heeled residents. The list of local luminaries includes the Beckhams, Simon Cowell, David and Samantha Cameron, and Alex James, the cheese-making bassist of Blur.
We catch occasional references to the moneyed set in Clarkson’s Farm. Clarkson hatches a plan with Kaleb to sell hay to newly arrived townies who may be planning to keep horses. Meanwhile Lisa tries to entice them by “inviting her thin, blonde Oxfordshire friends over for a spot of goat yoga”, as Clarkson puts it — an exercise class she holds inside a goat pen.
The epicentre of the smart set is Daylesford farm shop — imagine Country Life magazine as a retail outlet stocked with wholesome organic produce. Clarkson delights in undercutting his rival’s prices in his own farm shop (“It’s £7 in Daylesford,” he gleefully tells Lisa as he prices his Hot Seed mustard at £6 a jar).
Covid accelerated the exodus of wealth from London. “When I moved to Chipping Norton about 30 years ago it was a small market town with a population of 5,800,” Clarkson says. “Today it’s still a small market town, but the population has skyrocketed to 9,400.” Kaleb admits that spiralling local land prices have put a crimp in his own ambitions. “My eventual goal is to own my own farm,” he tells me. “The only problem is the price of land. Around here the average farm is £3 million.”
If he wasn’t earning money from TV, presenting Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and The Grand Tour, and writing newspaper columns, Clarkson says his farm would be under water financially — as well as literally. Thanks to the capriciousness of the weather and geopolitics, farmers never know what’s round the corner. “I’m in the fortunate position of having other income streams,” he says. “If you have two years when you don’t make any money you are screwed. A butterfly can flap its wings in China and you go bankrupt.”
Aside from the knockabout, there’s another side to Clarkson’s Farm. It’s as lovingly filmed as an Attenborough wildlife documentary, with lingering shots of hares and deer running through meadows and red kites hovering. There’s a joyful moment when Clarkson’s cows are returned to a meadow from winter captivity. “A lot of the time farming is brutal and hard,” Clarkson says. “But at this time of year, when everything is vivid and growing and bursting with life, and everyone is well, it can be the best job in the world.”
The first four episodes of series three of Clarkson’s Farm are available to watch on Amazon Prime from May 3
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Clarkson's Favourite Farm Machines
JCB Agri Super telehandler, £100,814
I went for 59 years without a telehandler and I have no idea how. It’s a machine with a telescopic arm that can lift and move heavy loads and is as cool as the kit on Thunderbirds. You will recall from childhood that we had very small straw bales because that was as much as a man could lift. Now they’re much bigger because of the telehandler. Seed comes in half-tonne bags since all farmers have one. They are the Swiss army knives of the farm. I once used it to transport crates of empty bottles, and although it’s me we’re talking about, I didn’t drop one. You can also drive it to the pub. How did the world work before telehandlers?
Robocut2 RC40 mulching machine, from £45,000
This may have a top speed of only 2.5mph but it’s a destroyer of worlds. They could have had HS2 built in 20 minutes with one of these. It has tracks and a snazzy yellow paint job, but it’s not much bigger than a kitchen table and has a tiny diesel engine, so it’s as fast as an earwig. Plus it’s radio- controlled, so there are complex electronics, which is just what you don’t want in a big wet wood. But it works. On the front there’s a rotating drum, studded with steel spiky bits. I used it to clear brambles by the pond and two minutes after starting the engine they were dust. I’ve never encountered a machine that does so efficiently what it sets out to do.
Kokan berry harvester 500S, £156,000
A brilliant machine but we couldn’t make it work. You had to get it to straddle a hedge, but to reach a hedge that was rich in blackberries first we had to get it down 200 yards of stone wall. The wall is still destroyed as a result, so that was a bit of a disaster. Most of my hedges proved too big and thick because I let them grow wild to attract insects and birds.
Kobelco mini-excavator, from £53,000
I don’t think there’s a man alive who wouldn’t have fun with a digger. Go and make a pond. No, make a trench. There was a wonderful moment while we were building the farm shop car park when Lisa was using the road roller, Gerald was on the tractor and Kaleb and I were excavating. The full Avengers Assembled. I love days like that.
Lamborghini R8 270 tractor, £40,000
I quite wanted a Fendt tractor, but they are expensive and I’m from Yorkshire. The R8 was only £40,000 second-hand, but it has 48 gears and 188 buttons and it’s impossible to remember what all of them do. It’s also huge. It was too big for my barn, so I had to build a new one. Even the front tyres are taller than me. I said when I got it that if a Lamborghini Aventador made love to a spaceship, this is what you’d end up with. I’ve never been terrified at 25mph before, but when I first drove it I really was. At the start I didn’t complete a single job without at least one crash, but I’ve got the hang of driving it.
Nettle harvester, from £230
Half my farm is brambles and nettles, so I came up with a plan to harvest the nettles for soup. At first I tried the same machines they use for harvesting tea, but it was suspended from my shoulders, so my back was soon in agony. Then I switched to a bigger device with a hedge-cutter underneath and a fan for blowing the leaves into a collecting bag. It was good at hoovering up the top leaves but it also harvested the stalks as well as twigs, dead mice and everything else on the forest floor. While I might get people to try soup made from nettles, they would shy away from a label saying, “May contain traces of deer faeces”.
K Two Bio 1600 muck spreader, from £66,000
That thing had the power of a Gatling gun. You could load it with gravel and drive it through a war zone. Actually, you could just leave it full of cow manure. No soldier is going to like being hit in the face by cow manure doing 150mph. The only problem is that when a stone gets into the muck, as sometimes happens, it gets flung at high speed out of the back. One went 48 metres across a field and somebody’s garden, through their sitting room window, ripped a hole in their sofa, went into their kitchen, hit the fridge door and broke it.
Protech P200S post-driver, from £6,950
Until these hydraulic post-knockers came along you had to use a manual one, nicknamed a “man killer”. There’s nothing that wears you out more than manually knocking in a fencepost, particularly around here where the ground is 90 per cent stone. So the hydraulic machine is a very good invention, although it’s also a scary-looking thing. It could be used in Gangs of Chipping Norton. This really would break you in half. But we got all the fences done — not terribly well, but we did a pretty good job.
Supacat ATMP 6×6, £9,000
I went to a sale of ex-army equipment and saw the Supacat. I think it was £9,000. The army used them to rescue Snatch Land Rovers that had broken down or been blown up in the desert in Afghanistan or Iraq. I thought, “That’ll be very useful on the farm.” With it having not stopped raining since December 8, it’s useful because it has big, fat, soft tyres. It doesn’t get stuck or damage the earth. It has no roof, number plates or suspension, so it’s no good on the M40, but around the farm it’s ideal. No matter what the weather’s doing I can fire up the Supacat, attach the trailer using an extremely manly Nato hitch and head off for firewood.
BHC twin-engine hovercraft, from £25,000
I like hovercrafts and this one was a lovely former air-sea rescue machine. We tried it for crop spraying. A tractor leaves wheel ruts in a field where nothing grows afterwards, but a hovercraft doesn’t, so you get better coverage. The trouble was, it couldn’t cope with any kind of gradient or, as it turned out, any kind of weight in terms of the liquid fertiliser spray. So you set off and after a minute you had to come back and refill it with nitrate fertiliser. I think it would have needed 75 refills to do one field, so it would have taken Kaleb all day. Also, he fell off. So, tragically, the hovercraft was abandoned.
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2024.04.02 02:23 Mean-Accountant-9761 review ep 2: haus of gloi

hello hello! we're back with a review for haus of gloi, my 2nd house to date! the site was a tiny bit difficult to find notes for each scent, but i actually really like going through every listing so i had a blast. the price point was absolutely fabulous so i ended up with 10 samples🧍‍♀️there's a very obvious trend in the ones i got (including some i couldn't find many reviews for so hope that helps somebody who might be interested)!
✧ scent preferences: fruit & fruity teas/herbal, especially with tartness, champagne/wine notes, and light gourmands! i unfortunately don't vibe with vanilla, heavy florals, incense, aquatics, and clean scents but who knows, a house might surprise me :)
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⭐️ red roan: fresh strawberry flecked porridge with maple syrup and adulterated with a splash of white cognac.
in the bottle: very strong blast of strawberry and nilla wafers.
on skin: i get the coating of a strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, very sweet tho, so i get slightly nauseous. i think this one's a lot of ppl's favorites and i can see why for someone else! the longevity is also the best out of all of these.
overall: i was expecting it to smell softelighter, so this one's a bit too strong for me (ig i didn't see the maple syrup😭). but i can see it being a very warm, comforting scent for gourmand lovers!
= 2 walking strawberry shortcake / 5
⭐️ raspberry rose soda: red raspberries and pink rose petals.
in the bottle: exactly like red soda! i'm actually so surprised how well it captures the fizziness.
on skin: sweet tarts!! i actually really like this scent. my mom says it's a bit too sweet tho. on dry down, it becomes more like white flowers and leans slightly powdery, but only when you sniff real close.
overall: i really enjoy the first hour of this scent, and the rest of the wear isn't too bad either. it becomes a powdery floral that isn't too overpowering!
= 3.5 classy 7-eleven / 5
⭐️ starfruit wine: top shelf fruit wine from the valley! golden chardonnay enhanced with sweet starfruit.
in the bottle: if there was a melon colored tropical starburst, it would be this.
on skin: melon starburst pushes thru! after about 1-2 hours, becomes kind of sweet and vanillaey. i actually don't know what starfruit smells like, maybe someone who's smelled it before might think this is pretty accurate! no wine note detected here much tho.
overall: this was my favorite on first sniff out of the bottle bcuz of how unique it smelled! dries down a bit powdery/vanillaey so i would have to consider FS but would definitely finish up the sample.
= 3.99 if i was stuck on an island / 5
⭐️ grapefruit tea: pink grapefruit, green tea, bergamot, and egyptian musk.
in the bottle: it smells like white (?) grapefruit + this one specific sunkist scented bathroom spray.
on skin: stays consistent as in the bottle and is very citrusy and refreshing. reminds me too much of the spray tho and that's all i can think of unfortunately😭
overall: a nice, citrusy scent but leans too close to the aforementioned spray. recommended for someone looking for a refreshing grapefruit scent!
= 2.5 orange bathroom spray / 5
⭐️ persephone's descent: pomegranate, pale musk, narcissus blossom and black amber.
in the bottle: something i smelled once at BBW. no clue what but it would be white colored.
on skin: smells like BBW soap. i don't think it's necessarily a bad scent, it's probably really pleasant to someone who likes clean, your skin but better scents, but i unfortunately don't want to smell like a bar of soap and had to scrub it off :(
overall: sad cuz the name made me want to like it so much :( confirmed i do not vibe with clean scents!
= 1 squeaky clean / 5
⭐️ blueberry pomegranate soda: jammy blueberries and tart pomegranate.
in the bottle: smells exactly like a blue raspberry slushy! compared to the raspberry rose soda, a more toned down version even though i wouldn't expect them to smell similar based on the notes.
on skin: just like the slushy as in the bottle, with some slight fizziness too! mellows out a teeny bit sweet tho, more so than the raspberry rose soda that it smelled like in the bottle, but with a tang that i like.
overall: this one's super fun and i'd reach for it in spring or winter! if comparing to the sweet tarts that raspberry rose smelled like, this one's more like the sour rope candies.
= 4 movie theater slush / 5
⭐️ blueberry tart: delicious blueberry tart! ripe blueberries, lemon zest, and a sprig of thyme heaped on a buttery crust.
in the bottle: blueberry scones!
on skin: i can smell blueberries if i sniff the skin but from far away it smells like grape medicine😭i think i realized with this one that i might not like bread/baked smells with blueberries as much as i thought i would.
overall: this one also seemed like a big favorite, but it's unfortunately a pass for me. i might give it to my friend who likes sweet, warm scents!
= 1.2 mom i'm sick / 5
⭐️ dark fruit tea: blackberries, black raspberries, black currants, black tea.
in the bottle: bitter, fruity, herbal. kind of leans medicinal not like cough syrup but like herb medicine at an asian herb pharmacy if you've been to one (only a little bit tho).
on skin: herbal fruit punch with welches! smells slightly more bitter at the skin but not from afar. love this one!!
overall: reminds me of an adult fruit punch and it's exactly what i didn't know i wanted to smell like. planning to FS as soon as i feel less guilty about spending sm money on samples.
= 5 mysterious juice / 5
⭐️ imp: peculiar passion fruit mingling with sun cured apricots, perfectly pink grapefruit juice and innocent whispers of wet mimosa blooms.
in the bottle: grapefruit + a starburst that would be white colored.
on skin: i know this scent. but i can't place it and it's driving me a little crazy. it smells kinda like mangoes and melon, and it smells somewhere in between high chews and calpico the drink but i can't place it specifically!!
overall: the mango + melon combo gives it a more tropical vibe than i was expecting but this one's also a fun one! would wear in summer.
= 4 i still don't know what this is!! / 5
⭐️ zazz: tart cranberry, pink grapefruit, sparkling champagne all shook up with crushed ginger root.
in the bottle: very similar to imp but with a touch of lemon! a very refreshing version.
on skin: the yellow smarties + pale lemon. very light and bright! after about 1-2 hours, it smells very similar to blueberry pomegranate soda.
overall: the citrus feel actually disappears pretty fast, which i'm glad about. maintains the tangy fizzy feel that blueberry pomegranate did! i actually wasn't super into this one the first time, but the more i try it the better i feel about it! i think i prefer this one over blueberry pomegranate bcuz the smell's less linear thruout wear.
= 4.1 blueberry pomegranate 2.0 / 5
⭐️ white tea and honey (free sample!): delicate white tea sweetened with honey and a twist of lemon.
in the bottle: bitterish sweet tea.
on skin: very interesting. i can smell wafts of realistic honey but at the skin it smells like herbal your skin but better. i can see it as being soapy, but not like persephone's descent was.
overall: smells pretty accurate to the name! even tho it's not my favorite, i keep reaching for it again to smell it one more time especially at night.
= 3.75 time to sleep / 5
and i actually got a 2nd free sample but it was a repeat of zazz!
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sampling haus of gloi was super fun and the prices make it so easy to try everything i'm interested in! most of these last about 2-4 hours on me but i don't mind reapplying them. also i found that applying a 2nd layer after the first dries makes the scent last 1-2 hours more!! dark fruit tea was my favorite, with zazz and imp as runner-ups! i'd rotate these depending on what fruit i want to smell like that day :)
and like before, i'd love to hear if any of you have favorites to recommend!
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2024.04.01 19:10 TurkeyTendies $BB: Blackberry - The ugly sister that you took to Prom who ended up being your bread-winner when you're going through your midlife crises.

EDIT: Ma, I reached front page! I'm buying more garbage ass calls because you're all so passionate about this one. Squeeze these nut ya fuckin nerds.
EDIT2:Well, as this gains more traction, I just got to say. Y'all are super gay. Like, I can't even believe what I read in here.
"Inverse the fuck out of this. It’s another meme waste bin."
"Did I read that right... $4 strike for end of this week? That's nearly a 50% increase post earnings on slumping cyber (their bread and butter) revenue. Truly regarded, even for WSB. This sub has been saying stuff like "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 is the ABSOLUTE low now!!"
"They’ve been a turd forever and will always be a turd. Good was a competitor and they must have decided to combine forces. Too little too late."
Do you know where the fuck you are? By the logic of these comments, $AMD will never recover from their 10 year decline down to $2/share... oh wait. I could come up with other examples but fuck me and fuck you, I'm not your financial babysitter and anything posted in this chat is charity for you plebeian fucks that seem to want info spoodfed into the microcosm that is brain.
This is WallstreetBETS, not Wallstreet-I'm-a-little-bitch-bet. Big boys in this subreddit didn't get big by making conservative plays. They did it by making some absolutely bonkers plays that were high risk and the majority of you smooth-brain fucks can't see.
Goodluck and if you're so adamant on it being garbage, please short or buy puts -- otherwise, suck my chode.

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Financial Performance: BlackBerry Ltd. ($BB) is on fire, and I mean a big ass dumpster fire. People say, "Blazing a trail of growth and stability as it transforms from hardware to software and services" which is hard to convince investors, or any other financial crowd, given their recent performance. Their latest quarter, BlackBerry reported revenue of $259 million, actually seeing a 10% increase YoY. The software and services revenue, now the core revenue driver, surged 17% YoY to $215 million, which is actually surprising for them. They have a debt/revenue ratio of .3 which is a good spot to be in for leveraging upcoming shifts in the financial space
Cybersecurity and IoT Focus: BlackBerry's strategic pivot towards cybersecurity and IoT is the only reason they're not fucked. Everybody is fucking up your shit and Media keeps hyping the absurdness of scamming lately, and while that's FUD for my brain while I drink my coffee, organizations are doubling down on cybersecurity investments to bolster their traditional cyber-security backing. BlackBerry's cybersecurity offerings, including endpoint security, encryption, and threat detection, are positioned to ride this wave of demand. They have a good point to ride a wave on the regarded Boom of AI if they mention they are able to branch into new AI related protections.
Just to be frank: In the IoT arena, BlackBerry ain't trash... and with the world being digitized more everyday, their market share is not capping out anytime soon.
Partnerships and Acquisitions: BlackBerry isn't just playing the game; it's buttfucking the rules and generating a new set of Uno cards to pull out in a pinch. They've had a few strategic partnerships & acquisitions. BlackBerry is expanding its product portfolio and market reach. Their Alliance w/ Amazon Web Services (AWS) to develop and market BlackBerry's intelligent vehicle data platform, IVY, is a integrated in every fucking car. Good luck getting the fuck away from IVY. Bitch'll make you itch. This partnership not only validates BlackBerry's technology but also opens doors to the lucrative automotive industry, a hotbed for IoT innovations. Their core partnerships include:
Partnerships: Amazon Web Services (AWS): BlackBerry partnered with AWS to develop and market the BlackBerry IVY intelligent vehicle data platform, targeting the automotive industry. Baidu: BlackBerry partnered with Baidu to integrate its QNX technology into Baidu's open-source autonomous driving platform, Apollo. Acquisitions:
Cylance: In 2018, BlackBerry acquired Cylance, an artificial intelligence and cybersecurity company, to enhance its cybersecurity capabilities. Good Technology: BlackBerry acquired Good Technology, a provider of secure mobility solutions, in 2015, to strengthen its position in the enterprise mobility market. WatchDox: BlackBerry acquired WatchDox, a secure file-sharing company, in 2015, to enhance its enterprise security offerings.
Potential for Growth and Innovation: Let's be real -- Blackberry is the gardener, floating face down in the pond while the big boys eat caviar, spoon fed by their advanced AI sex-bots. But, If that Gardener survives, the lawsuit to make sure that he doesn't disclose all the other wild shit they've seen at Steevie McQueefies house, well -- that'd be enough to float this bad boy right back into relevancy, metaphorically of course. At their current financial performance, strategic focus on cybersecurity and IoT, and partnerships with industry giants, BlackBerry is trying to prepare for upwards growth and innovation. As businesses prioritize digital transformation and security, BlackBerry stands poised to capture a lion's share of these burgeoning markets.
Risk Factors: I mean -- we know what the fuck. They ain't been great the last decade: despite its recovering performance, intense competition in the cybersecurity and IoT markets could dampen its growth. Additionally, BlackBerry's fortunes are closely tied to the economic landscape, with fluctuations potentially impacting IT spending by businesses. That being said, These Canadians are going to be the nicest to work with, and will likely not spill poutine on your servers.
General Discussion The discussion around $BB upcoming quarterly report seems to be leaning towards a more bullish sentiment, likely due to several factors, including the company's shift towards software and services, which has always had promising growth. BlackBerry's partnerships and acquisitions in key areas like cybersecurity and IoT have positioned it well for future growth opportunities. Investors may be optimistic about the potential for BlackBerry to deliver strong financial results in the upcoming report, particularly in its software and services segments.
Conclusion: In summary, BlackBerry's transformation, strategic focus, and partnerships have set the stage for a potential journey of growth & innovation. With its current financial standing, competitive product portfolio, and market positioning, BlackBerry is a poised to make your portfolio like three fiddy.
Position: Shares and $4C for 04/05. If everything goes to shit... well -- atleast I'll have a bag for her head later that night...
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2024.03.28 14:17 anathemas DSH Perfumes: Beach days and Hawaiian leis

About DSH, including scent format, pricing, and sales.
Previous reviews:
First order
Holiday haul
Signs of spring
I've really enjoyed the oils I tried from DSH, so I thought I would try a few more. I absolutely love tropical florals and found lots when browsing the oil format, so I couldn't resist starting my summer fragrance search a bit early....
🏖️ • DSH Beach Blanket, oil
An intoxicating melange of salty sea air, coconut, and the rich, slightly waxy floral musk notes of french suntan creme.
I was so excited for this, and the first sniff does not disappoint: a delightful swirl of beach memories. As it dries, the notes become more distinct — the first to emerge is rich, musky coconut, followed by the balmy, nostalgic fragrance of boutique suntan lotion. A twist of sweet, sunny tangerine and a gentle sea breeze add an airy lightness, leaving behind a sheer layer of salt that highlights the complexity of the rich notes.
Tropical florals emerge slowly, soft orange blossom blending with the rich cream of jasmine and tuberose. The florals aren't the focus here, but they provide a wonderful atmosphere, evoking images of white sand beaches surrounded by vibrant island botanicals.
I can't stop sniffing my wrist, this is so addictive, like someone bottled the perfect day at the beach — a flawlessly blended summer scent with a relaxing, optimistic vibe. This one does sit fairly close to the skin though. I'm a big fan of the oils, but if you're looking for more throw, you might try the VDP/EDP.
🌕 • DSH Je Suis La Lune {I am the Moon ; a jasmine perfume} :: Nocturne no.2 VDP
A luminous jasmine floral perfume with a ‘pearl-like’ quality. It is milky, and tropical, with a warm spice nuance in the drydown.
This is a deep, indolic* jasmine, lush and buttery with a touch of warm spice. The jasmine is soon joined by creamy magnolia, its sweet, citrusy top notes creating a gentle brightness with the aid of the waxy, tropical blossoms of golden champaca. Pale, gauzy musk and soft vanilla blend with the rich florals, forming a swirling, luminous bouquet of night blooming flowers.
I can't stop smelling this, it's absolutely beautiful — deeply sensual with a mysterious allure. The spice isn't strong, but I do think it would make this scent a bit heavy for summer if you live in a humid area like I do, quite nice for Spring though.
*Note: I know indolic often has negative connotations on IMAM, but this isn't sharp or stinky, just fragrant and rich with a warm, subtly animalic musk.
💚 • DSH I Love You, Mary Jane, oil
I Love You, Mary Jane is a flirtatiously fruity take on the cannabis note, with all of it’s sticky sweetness showing bright and beautiful.
Opens with vibrant green notes and sweet, sticky resins, drying to reveal notes of jammy blackberry, pink grapefruit, and bright, yellow mango. The soft, golden blossoms of osmanthus blend with creamy white florals, creating a tropical atmosphere.
The scent begins as very realistic cannabis, but the end result is equally evocative of a tropical paradise. As someone who has been slowly falling in love with cannabis scents, I don't see how they can get better than this!
💮 • DSH Tubereuse [Tuberose], oil
Its milky white and flesh flowers bear the secret of attraction. In India, this flower is called “Mistress of the Night:” The most sensuous and intoxicating of perfumes
I previously reviewed this in EDP format:
Wow, this is a deep, lush tuberose, absolutely beautiful. It has that natural, luxurious feeling of enfleurage — the rich, creamy fragrance, the smooth petals, and that subtle touch of golden nectar. As it warms on my skin, the golden glow begins to grow, perfectly balancing the cool silk of the tuberose and giving it a very sultry, seductive quality.
Checking the notes, I see beeswax, and it really is the perfect addition here, bringing out the natural allure of the blossoms and deepening the scent, yet it doesn't feel like a blend but the balmy fragrance of blossoming tuberose. This is a must-have for me, it smells amazing in winter and I can't imagine how much better it will smell in summer!
I tend to wear oils more and like their creaminess, so I was really happy to see that this was offered in oil, though not quite as happy that it was more expensive than the other oils 🫠 I destashed a few other scents to assuage my guilt and grabbed the oil format, and I'm so glad I did — there really is something intoxicating about this scent!
The oil is very similar to the EDP, but it has a more soft, creamy feel that I really enjoy. The beeswax is a bit more subtle, but I can still smell the smooth, rich warmth, which is even more like golden nectar here. The sillage is a bit lower than the EDP's (the EDP is strong), but the throw is still quite good — there's a soft cloud of lush tuberose, and the way it's diffused reminds me of white florals after a sudden summer storm, when the sun comes out and the humidity quickly rises, filling the air with their alluring, floral fragrance.
🌺 • DSH Sweet Gardenia, oil
A heady floral-floral bouquet of tropical gardenia, tiare, and lush tuberose
Opens (rather appropriately) with the sweet smell of gardenia, soft green notes blending with tropical nectar and creamy blossoms. Delicate tiare petals give the scent an airy, island feel while highlighting the fresh, peppery quality of the green notes. Rich tuberose slowly blooms, infusing the tropical florals with smooth, lactonic notes. Soft, warm skin musk weaves between the flowers, evoking sunny days surrounded by island botanicals as I walk the path to the beach.
Despite the simple notes, there's a lot of complexity to this fragrance, and the aromatic greenery gives it a unique realism that is often lacking in tropical florals — if you’ve tried Mythpunk Olfactive Strangeling, the green notes have a very similar feel, very nuanced but soft.
Also, layering this with DSH Tubereuse is absolutely beautiful — the fresh, island vibe of Sweet Gardenia and the lush, sensual blossoms of Tubereuse are a perfect match.
• DSH Il Marinaio da Capri (The Sailor from Capri) VDP
The first in our series: Flowers for Men. Il Marinaio da Capri is an interesting mash up of styles resulting in a crisp, green, honeysuckle chypre with subtle aquatic nuances (salty sea air without the calone / musk combo so often used for marine scents). It’s fresh and utterly wearable for both men and women. (It’s kind of addicting, too).
Oh, this is gorgeous! Opens with smooth, golden honeysuckle, very delicate with bright, balsamic citrus and humid greenery that gives a subtle nod to seaweed. A calm, ocean breeze blows through the sweet honeysuckle vines, infusing the blossoms with sheer salt and giving the scent an airy, diffuse feel.
Buttery jasmine deepens the soft honeysuckle, drawing the creamy florals back to the forefront, though the veil of fresh salt air remains, forming a beautifully unique and irresistibly sensual marine floral.
Update: only just now noticed that this was listed as masculine, it does have an extremely realistic feel and lacks the sweet honey and gourmand notes that are in femme many florals, but there's nothing about this scent that makes it smell hyper masc or cologne-like. To borrow Mythpunk's system, this is lo-femme on me — there's a balmy, androgynous musk that blends with the more traditionally feminine notes, and something about the combination is just perfect, I love the way it makes me feel. I definitely need this in a larger size, I just haven't decided how much larger.....
When comparing it side by side with Wild Honeysuckle, I do see how it's more androgynous/masc, but unless you plan to wear it on one wrist with a hi-femme scent on the other, I wouldn't be concerned. I think this would be a sexy floral musk for any gender.
❇️ • DSH Wild Honeysuckle, oil
A fresh honeysuckle floral perfume with delightful green nuances in the topnote.
Opens with the fresh, bright scent of tangled vines with gentle white florals. As the scent dries, the green notes grow stronger, brightened with hints of citrus. Sweet clover smooths the greenery, as a touch of buttery jasmine enriches the honeysuckle, revealing the blossoms’ rich creaminess and honeyed, golden nectar.
I thought this might be a bit green for me, but as the scent warms on my skin, the florals slowly become more and more creamy, becoming the focal point in a way that is very realistic, capturing the perfect balance of fresh honeysuckle and green vines.
This has great throw, and I love the way it floats around me, reminding me of the lush, airy blossoms of childhood summers. I have tried so many honeysuckle scents from every house I could think of, and they're very difficult to get right, but this one is flawless. [The only other one that's worked for me is Little Book Eater Goddess Artemis]
I think this is the same honeysuckle in DSH Il Marinaio da Capri (The Sailor from Capri) — or at least extremely similar, so imo if you like one, you'll probably like the other, though the green note here is much brighter, very reminiscent of Diptyque Philosykos. Also, Wild Honeysuckle is a much more fresh, femme scent, with a light, airy quality that makes me think of sundresses and summer days. I'm really tempted to get this one too, but I still haven't sampled the honeysuckle single notes! 💸
🥥 • DSH Maui {a tropical coconut/sandalwood scent} VDP
Tropical Paradise: a super creamy but sheer coconut fragrance that seamlessly moves into a wonderfully lush sandalwood. Only in the Hawaiian Islands.
Opens with the deliciously tropical scent of a fresh coconut — airy, sheer notes of pure coconut water merging with creamy coconut milk, and rich, buttery pulp. Fragrant vanilla bean infuses the coconut, as toasty sandalwood emerges, deepening the scent.
Cool, creamy coconut and warm sandalwood may sound like a simple combination, but they're beautifully blended, a relaxing representation of a balmy beach day. It becomes much more sheer on the drydown, and so I would really like to get this one in oil, I think it would be more rich and creamy.
This has a very similar vibe to NAVA Crystalline 10 which is my HG coconut, It was LE though, so I'm quite happy to finally find a coconut that is equally gorgeous. I'm debating on whether to go ahead and get more of this one since they are so similar, but if the creaminess in the opening sticks around in oil format, Maui and C10 would be amazing layered together.
🌺 • DSH Fleurs du Soleil VDP
A tropical, floral rainshower brimming with seductive lushness. This just might be every Hawaiian Lei gathered together in a bottle.
Ooh, this is gorgeous! The first thing I notice is the warm, island vibe, it's so sunny and relaxing. Creamy, golden beeswax glows with soft ginger and a hint of sweet orange, blending with salty skin musk and rich tuberose. A cascade of tropical florals follow — lush jasmine twines with airy honeysuckle and soft plumeria, as sweet, golden lilies and fresh gardenia slowly emerge, bringing a sense of complexity to the creamy, island blend.
I've never been to Hawaii, but this is very evocative of islands that are closer to home. The intoxicating aroma of sun-warrmed florals and the alluring scent of salty skin are captured perfectly here — this really is a vacation in a bottle.
This did dry down a bit too quickly to the musk base, but I think that may have more to do with the dramatic change in weather and not having much time to rest, I'm hoping it will have better longevity when I retest because the opening is flawless.
🌴• DSH Bois de la Jungle {a rainforest wood scent; Bois series no.1} VDP
A verdant fantasy of lush humidity, shiny green leaves, and rare jungle woods. Gorgeously unisex.
Opens with bright lime and canopies of dark green leaves. Oakmoss emerges, followed by fragrant cedar and teak, as smoky vetiver deepens the woodsy aroma. The warm, smooth woods have quickly become quite prominent, with only a hint of the fresh greenery of the opening. However, glimpses of white florals begin to appear — smooth, creamy tuberose and rich jasmine slowly soften the dark woods, as fresh lilies draw out the scent of ripe, juicy citrus and the subtle green of crawling vines.
This is a very realistic rainforest scent, but I tend to amp woods and vetiver, so I'm not getting as much of the fruits and florals as I'd hoped, though their presence does contribute to the very nuanced jungle atmosphere. I think I would need to layer more florals to get the vibe I was hoping for, but for someone looking for a hyper-realistic take on the rainforest, this would be excellent.
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2024.03.25 00:50 FundsInProgress I am 40 years old, make $95,000, live in a LCOL city in the US, work as a Psychologist, and I was tricked into a job interview.

Background in January and February Money Diaries.
Section One: Assets and Debt
Retirement Balance = $20,922.35
Articles about Gold IRAs keep showing up in my feed. Not sure why and not sure if that’s the best option.
HSA Balance = $2865
Resisting the urge to use this account to buy new glasses.
HYSA Balance = $2100.00
Established two buckets for this fund. $1200k for an emergency and $900 true expenses.
Checking Account Balance = $635.70
Will shift some of this to savings or debt at the end of the month if nothing else comes up.
Credit Card Debt = $16,212.64
Still need to switch the small recurring charges to my checking account.
Personal Loan Debt = $19,630.65
Figured out when the interest is added and think I can start factoring that into my payments.
Student Loan Debt = $275,333.98
Still waiting on Mohela to get it together.
Section Two: Income
Income Progression: I have been working in my field for one year, my starting salary was $95,000.
Well so far I am not feeling the lateral move and don’t want to return to my usual role. I hoped the lateral move would be a better fit, but I don’t feel very welcome or like I fit in. The director is great, but they’re not around for the day to day stuff.
Main Job Monthly Take Home = $4892.38
Taxes/Social Security/Medicare = $1624.88
401k = $517.51
Vision Insurance = $8.18
Dental Insurance = $30.34
HSA = $100
Supplemental Aflac Coverages = $186.54
Section Three: Expenses
Rent = $1200
Renters insurance = $103.67, paid biannually
Savings contribution = $300
Debt payments
Credit Card = $157.38
Not paying above the minimum.
Personal Loan = $399.87
Not paying above the minimum.
Student Loan = $0
I attended a free financial management workshop at work and during the student loan discussion they advised everyone who was still waiting on Mohela to process their application to switch repayment plans to file a complaint with the CFPB. After looking into it I realized I had nothing to lose so I did. No changes yet, but hopefully soon.
Donations/volunteer hours = $0 and four volunteer hours.
I peer reviewed a few journal articles this month.
Healthcare = $0
Electric = $50.90
Gas Heat = $75.36
Water = $25
Internet = $109.08
Cellphone = $28.92
Hulu = $2.99
Philo with Starz = $30
Amazon Prime = $139, paid annually
Chocolate of the Month = $75
Flower of the Month = $75
Wine of the Month = $130
Car insurance = $341.61, paid biannually
Gas = $40
Car maintenance = $234.05
Food = $685.70
Way more dining out this month due to laziness and frustration.
Household supplies = $50.32
HaiNails/Spa services = $291.10
Clothing/Shoes = $171.11
Got five new work shirts on sale and a new pair of work shoes.
Professional development expenses = $112.40
Entertainment = $12.50
Money Diary
Sunday
5:30am - Awake and feeling cranky thanks to period pains and the uncertainty of what I’m doing with my life. Maybe it was stupid to think dedicating my 30s to grad school and establishing an actual career would help me know. Grab sparkling water and a chocolate bar, then proceed to get lost in a Katie Heigel movie I’ve never heard of.
7:45am - Not her best work. Open up the blinds and curl up to watch Five Blind Dates. I’ve been very intrigued by Australian rom-coms lately. The diversity and the hunky Desmond Chiam definitely capture my attention.
8:30am - Sucked into this movie and feeling the ache of the travel bug while noshing hashbrowns and chicken bacon.
9:45am - Dreaming of spending the next year traveling overseas while loading and starting the dishwasher, loading the washing machine, and prepping tomorrow’s lunch. Remembering how much I hated hosteling as a teen and decide that isn’t a viable option despite being the only one I can currently afford. So much vacation time, so little money.....hmmmm.
10:15am - Noshing on chips and cheese while tuning into Bottoms which gal pals swear is hilarious.
Noon - Ok that was funnier and darker than I expected. Time for hair washing.
1pm - Apply deep conditioning mask and start the washing machine.
1:15pm - Check messages and emails with a random crime drama in the background.
1:30pm - A tiring chat with my mother about her latest financial mishaps. Loading the dryer, gathering the trash, and refilling my sparkling water are temporary distractions from how irritated I am hearing her latest excuses and expectation that I bail her out again.
3pm - Rinse hair and ponder how many relatives are going to lecture me about my horrible choice to not give her any money. She’s not going to end up homeless nor will she starve or freeze. They forget she’s still married and my dad has been way more receptive to working with me to put systems in place to manage their finances better.
3:30pm - Detangle and wrap hair in a tshirt towel. Put on robe and period panties. Pause to admire the art I put on top of the contact paper to cover those awful mirror doors. Ponder other places to add some art. Start another load of laundry. Reach out to a pal.
3:45pm - Tune in to the Power Universe while noshing yogurt.
6pm - Ok that’s enough gritty tv. Chat with a pal for a bit then switch to the comedy Upgraded while noshing on chicken mac and cheese and chicken potstickers. Have I always eaten like a five-year-old? Really not getting why everyone is complaining about the ads on Prime. They’re barely 30 seconds at the start of the movie.
8pm - Kind of reminded me of a tamer The Devil Wears Prada. Cartoons in the background, close the blinds, set out tomorrow’s outfit. Heat protectant and blow dry hair. Pin up hair and apply face mask.
8:45am - Sip sparkling water while web browsing.
9:15pm - Peel off face mask.
9:30pm - Tune in to 80 for Brady while noshing a chocolate bar and sparkling water.
11pm - That was delightful. I love seeing more movies and shows featuring older adults living their best lives. Not tired, darn time change. Switch to a random sitcom and ponder another serving of carbs to induce sleep.
11:30pm - No carbs, curl up in armchair with weighted blanket, and lights out.
Total = $0
Monday
4:30am - Awake before the alarm, neither feeling rested nor tired. Lay quietly meditating until the alarm.
5:10am - Annoyed at the sound of that alarm and more period pains. Put on the tea kettle, turn on the computer, and confirm work outfit is fully dry.
5:30am - Study time and sipping tea.
6:45am - Prep for work.
7:15am - Find the cold tiresome. Commute and wonder what would happen if I just kept driving.
7:30am - Yogurt with nuts, reading emails, and enjoying the quiet of the office. Wonder what to make of an email informing me that my professional development budget will not be renewed due to non-use. What professional development budget? Skim my benefits and compensation records and see no mention of this. Respond stating I wasn’t aware I had such a benefit and ask how I might proceed.
7:45am - Meditate.
8am - Work day begins and the feeling of dread has lessoned. Return to emails and prepping.
8:45am - Review the response explaining that my department allocated $5k for me to use toward professional development last year, it was a use or lose benefit, and after a review determined I hadn’t used any of those funds it would be repurposed and not available this year. Call the HR rep to ask about this and was told that a number of people weren’t using those funds so the higher ups were repurposing them. Asked if I could submit receipts for any professional development expenses in 2023 and told that those funds require advanced approval for use. Something seems very suspicious about this but somehow I’m not surprised I wasn’t told about these funds.
9:30am - Patients.
11am - Boring meeting.
12:30pm - I really dislike having to take my lunch late because other people can’t get it together. The lateral move psychologists have stopped trying to guilt me into joining them. Nosh on steamed veggies and an apple while reviewing the additional information the HR rep sent about the professional development funds. Apparently they were part of a series of retention incentives that were created in response to employee feedback during covid. I was hired after that, eligible for them, and it was expected that my supervisor would encourage me and everyone else to use these funds. The same passive aggressive supervisor that clearly wasn’t interested in my growth and led to my observing in the lateral move department? Only half my department used those funds in varying amounts and the higher ups weren’t interested in anyone’s lack of awareness of them. Hmmm.....
1pm - Meet with lateral move supervisor who complains that I didn’t contribute to the discussion in the 11am meeting. Explain that I wasn’t familiar with that patient or the proposed treatment options and it seemed most appropriate to listen and learn. Lectured about how I’m expected to be involved not sit around listening and how continuing to not demonstrate why I belong in the room isn’t going to help me. Now I get the table flipping those housewives do on that show I don’t watch. Nodded, smiled, and made a mental note to check in with the director about this.
1:30pm - Patients.
3:30pm - Snacking on some cheese and starting to feel pretty pissed about those funds and realize that is just another reason not to return to my assigned department. Feeling more pissed that lateral move supervisor finds listening in a meeting to be inappropriate and pretty much said she doesn’t see the point of having me in the department.
4pm - A last minute meeting about some required trainings that have to be done this week and how we are to shift patient care. Annoyed over the unnecessary poor planning.
4:30pm - Couldn’t get out of work fast enough. Stop at big box grocer to pick up a few items and resist the urge to buy stuff I don’t need ($24.10).
5:30pm - Home, cranky, put stuff away, and take out the trash. Journal to explore my thoughts about the funds and the lateral move supervisor.
6pm - Starving. Heat up chicken potstickers and attempt to distract myself with the Power Universe.
7pm - Feeling less pissed I call a gal pal and start making seafood chowder. She agrees that my passive aggressive supervisor declined to tell me about the professional development funds on purpose. She makes a good case for proceeding with option three put feelers out regarding other opportunities because option one (return to my department) and option two (stick with the lateral move) both seem to suck. At this point I think I’d be happier working in a flower shop. Hmmmm.....
9pm - Respond to messages and order sweetener and a new pair of work shoes ($158.36).
9:30pm - Noshing mushroom ravioli and tune in to Quiz Lady which is supposed to be hilarious.
10pm - Noshing a chocolate bar and unsure if this movie is weird in a good way or just weird.
Total = $182.46
Tuesday
3am - What the hell happened? Tv and lights off, snuggled under weighted blanket in the armchair, and a little groggy. Not entirely sure when I fell asleep but notice my period pains are gone. Lay quietly with my thoughts.
3:45am - Sleep clearly won’t return so I journal. Sort out that I’m passed annoyance and pissed and mostly just disappointed and restless. I don’t like the immediately available job options and don’t want to be bothered to find other ones. Resume thoughts of chucking it all and traveling for a year. Remember my lack of funds and disinterest in the discomfort of budget traveling. Working in a flower shop still seems appealing. Maybe I really could do that. Is this a midlife crisis?
5:10am - Turn off the alarm, stretch, turn on the computer, and put on the tea kettle.
5:30am - Study time and sip tea.
6:45am - Handle some quick personal admin tasks.
7am - Prep for work.
7:15am - Still tired of the cold. Commute still wondering if anyone would care if I just kept driving.
7:30am - Yogurt with nuts and emails. Glad the lateral move director responded to my meeting request.
8am - Work day begins with paperwork.
10am - Another meeting that accomplishes nothing. The lateral move supervisor stares at me, clearly expecting me to chime, but again these are patients I have not been brought up to speed on and I have nothing meaningful to add. No one’s asking for my input either.
11am - Patients.
Noon - Lunch courtesy of HR. Fancy sandwiches, sides, and drinks from an overpriced restaurant. Something is up. Enjoying my pesto turkey sandwich on fresh baked sourdough when HR starts talking. Fewer vacancies, no layoffs, no end-of-year bonuses, fewer discounts available in the employee perks program, and no raises due to budget cuts. The understandable frustration in the room is exhausting.
1:30pm - Patients.
4pm - Another meeting, mostly focused on complaints about the news from HR. A few people have decided to quit, others are going to job hunt, and some are just going to ride things out. I’m just going to proceed with my observation experience for now.
4:30pm - Escape! Pass a flower shop on my way home and notice they’re hiring. Decide against stopping in.
5pm - Home, put stuff away and check messages. Check movie showtimes, there’s nothing good out. Decide I don’t want to go back out and pick up my work shirts that arrived at the department store either. Take off my pants, nosh on a cookie, and tune in to Life & Beth.
6:15pm - That show got weird. Ponder dinner and respond to messages. Decide to give Quiz Lady another shot.
7pm - This movie is weird. Noshing wild rice and crackers.
8:15pm - Switch to a random drama while web browsing and checking emails.
10pm - Curled up in the armchair with weighted blanket and lights out.
Total = $0
Wednesday
4:30am - Awake before the alarm, lay quietly with my thoughts. Traveling....the flower shop.....the possibilities.....
5:10am - Turn off alarm, get up, turn on the computer, and put on tea kettle.
5:30am - Study and sip tea.
6:45am - *sigh* just can’t get my hair to sit right, super annoyed.
7:30am - Damn wintery weather. Commute and annoyed I’ll be later that I prefer.
7:45am - Yogurt with nuts and emails.
8am - Work day begins with paperwork and patient prep.
9am - Boring meeting. The diversity initiatives are not going well, but the director had some interesting guidance.
10am - Patients.
Noon - Seafood chowder and an apple while watching The Financial Diet videos.
1:30pm - Meeting with lateral move director. She agrees that my listening in meetings when I’m uninformed of the topic or patient is appropriate. She is not surprised at the awful remarks and is concerned about the complaints the lateral move supervisor is making to her and the psychologists not seeming to warm up to me. She thinks the complaints are baseless which is why I’m not being disciplined, but she had hoped that I would integrate into the department better because I have a lot to offer. She shares that the lateral move psychologists haven’t meshed with anyone that has observed or been hired in the vacancy. Is it weird that I have no idea what it is I have to offer? And why did she think I’d mesh with them? She reminds me of the offsite training on Friday at our sister hospital and says she has arranged a meeting for me with the director to expand my network.
2:45pm - Another meeting. More complaints about yesterdays HR news, complaints from the lateral move supervisor about the lack of progress on several department goals, and complaints about patient care difficulties.
3:30pm - Paperwork and pondering if a department full of complainers is what I want. The complaining is way more constant than I expected.
4pm - Another meeting, this time to discuss ideas for a department charity project. We’re supposed to do charity projects?! Majority votes to help establish a new community garden. Sit in filth on the weekend? Gross. I’ll be sure to have plans.
4:45pm - Escape! Swing by department store to pick up my new work shirts and resist the urge to browse the sale racks. Go to big box grocer to pick up all the stuff I forgot Monday ($33.12). Starving and pick up Mexican food ($15.31).
5:30pm - Home. Take out the trash, sort mail, and prep for tomorrow. Steam new work shirts and check messages.
6:30pm - Noshing burrito and quesadilla while watching The Good Doctor. The burrito is way too salty, won’t order that again.
6:45pm - Pause show to take dad’s call. He has a zillion money and end-of-life planning questions. Not sure what’s gotten in to him, but I’ve learned it’s best to get information when he’s ready to talk. As I suspected their finances are in decent shape and mom just wants more spending money for nonsense. It took some effort, but I was able to show him the bills were all paid, they have a small emergency fund, and they each have some funds for whatever they wish each month. He shares a variety of family updates and suggests I reach out to a cousin I haven’t talked to in a few decades. That requires more energy than I currently have.
8:15pm - Back to The Good Doctor and the rest of my dinner. Super sad the planned spinoff, The Good Lawyer got axed before it began.
9pm - Check emails and messages with reality tv in the background.
Midnight - Curl up with weighted blanket in armchair, lights out.
Total = $48.43
Thursday
4:45am - Awake, stomach ache, and just feeling blah. I really have to stop eating like a five-year-old lol.
5:10am - Turn off alarm, get up, turn on the computer, and put on tea kettle.
5:30am - Study and sip tea.
6:45am - Prep for work.
7:15am - Freezing out. Hit the road, no good tunes on the radio. *sigh*
7:30am - Yogurt with nuts and emails. Several requests from lateral move supervisor to redo tasks there’s literally nothing wrong with. *sigh*
8am - Work day begins. Redo tasks as requested because it’s not worth complaining.
10am - Patients.
Noon - Seafood chowder and an apple while watching The Financial Diet videos.
1pm - Meeting with lateral move supervisor. She expresses an interest in my career aspirations that feels both forced and suspicious. I reiterate my appreciation for the observation opportunity and that I haven’t made any firm decisions as of yet.
2pm - Paperwork and emails.
3pm - Patients.
4:30pm - Escape! Starving and stop for a burger ($11.22). I think the time change threw off my appetite.
5pm - Home. Settle on a random sitcom while noshing burger, fries, and onion rings.
7pm - Class.
8pm - Class over. Notice it’s too cold out for a walk. Chocolate bar and web browsing with random tv in the background.
9pm - Switch to Life & Beth with thoughts of traveling, the flower shop, and the mess that is my career swirling.
11pm - Curl up with weighted blanket in armchair, lights out.
Total = $11.22
Friday
5:10am - Wake up to the alarm, deep breathing and light stretching, and get up. Turn on the computer and put on tea kettle. I’m not tired, just flat out don’t feel like going anywhere.
5:30am - Study and sip tea.
7am - Prep for work.
7:15am - Over the cold weather. Commute.
7:30am - Yogurt with nuts while reviewing emails. One from HR doubling down on the decision that the professional development funds were use or lose and won’t be renewed despite all the complaints. I’m not surprised.
8am - Work day begins with a short meeting to make sure there are no patient emergencies.
8:30am - Head to sister hospital with lateral move psychologists for a training. Listen to a podcast while they complain about their families. Can they do anything other than complain?
9:30am - Facility tour and training.
Noon - Soup and salad lunch with some of the sister hospital psychologists. It’s refreshing to chat about current research and they’re doing some really interesting projects. I miss research and it’s fun to share my thoughts on some of the challenges they’ve run into.
1pm - Training continues.
3pm - Meeting with sister hospital director. We have a delightful chat about current research, patients, and professional development interests.
4:30pm - Debrief with lateral move team and commute back with the director. She asks about the meeting and is happy to hear that it went well. She clarifies it was actually an interview and she had previously sent him my CV because she knew he had an opening and felt I’d be a great fit. Her hunch was right and the director let her know he’d be extending an invitation for me to spend a day onsite to meet the full team, see more of the work they do, and to gauge my interest in the position. She went on to say they’d been colleagues a long time, often referred promising candidates in this manner, and I should be flattered. Flattered is not the word I’d use. That was an interview?! Did I say anything stupid?! Did I look ok?! Who does this to people?! Honestly not sure how I should feel beyond confused and annoyed about all of this.
5:30pm - Trip to big box store and pharmacy, then pick up burger and fries for dinner ($79.46).
6pm - Home. Grey’s Anatomy while noshing burger and fries.
7pm - Debrief with a pal about the unexpected interview. He talks me off a ledge, confirms I didn’t say anything stupid, and says this happens in our field all the time just not often for people of color. He thinks the lateral move director’s intentions are good and not aimed at getting rid of me. It sure feels like she’s trying to get rid of me after she invited me to observe in her department. We look up the sister hospital position and weigh the pro’s and con’s. Admittedly it doesn’t look terrible. He thinks I should go for it. I’m annoyed over being blindsided, the two hour round trip commute, and the lack of salary information. No posted salary information is exactly how people of color get lowballed.
7:45pm - Chat with a gal pal about her current health scare and my interview. She also thinks I should go for it, but reminds me its ok to not decide right away if an offer comes. Fair enough.
8:30pm - Web browsing with a random rom com in the background.
10pm - Exhausted, curl up with weighted blanket in armchair, lights out.
Total = $79.46
Saturday
Midnight - Awake and inspired to do a deeper dive into the sister hospital. Random tv in the background.
2:30am - Sucked into the deep dive and hungry, chocolate bar it is. Geez I haven’t been this inspired since grad school. That’s telling.
5:30am - Still riding my inspiration high and realize sleep wouldn’t come if I tried. Realize I have nothing to lose by spending a day at the sister hospital. Tune in to Life & Beth.
7:30am - This show makes me feel like I’m working in some ways, but Amy Schumer is funny. Put on the tea kettle and open the blinds.
7:45am - Back to Life & Beth while sipping tea. Still pondering the interview.
10:30am - Decide against a walk due to the cold weather. Isn’t it supposed to be spring? Switch to a documentary, noshing on hashbrowns, chicken bacon, and blackberries.
3pm - All that learning hurt my brain and now I’m starving. Still wintery outside, so no walk any time soon. Switch to a crime drama, noshing crackers and cheese.
4:45pm - *sigh* so over wintery weather, too bad I’m not a gym person. Switch to a random comedy, noshing ice cream.
7:30pm - Chat with mom and she has realized I was right to refuse to give her any money.
8:15pm - Web browsing and a random comedy.
11pm - Not sure when I fell asleep. Maybe it’s the armchair, it is comfy. Get sucked into a comedy, noshing a chocolate bar.
12:30am - Curl up with weighted blanket in armchair, lights out.
Total =$0
Tally:
Food + Drink = $187.87
Fun / Entertainment = $0
Home + Health = $0
Clothes + Beauty = $133.70
Transport = $0
Other = $0
Reflection
Ok it’s official. I don’t like the lateral move opportunity. I also don’t like my current job. It’s starting to seem like I won’t like any job. I do dine out more when I’m annoyed over something which is why I did more of it this week despite having plenty of food in the house. Cooking just doesn’t bring me joy when I’m annoyed. At least I’m only dining out for one meal when I do. Otherwise spending wasn’t too bad this week. My routine bills seem to have stabilized which means I should be able to shift more funds toward savings and debt. Setting firm boundaries with my mom helped even if it doesn’t feel great when I have to. I go back and forth debating if I should just give her an allowance, but that seems ridiculous and I suspect she’d burn through that and just ask for more. It’s also ridiculous to keep having the same argument all the time.
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2024.03.18 00:28 Anastarfish Week 12: Poetic - "Blackberry Picking"

Week 12: Poetic -
The first poem that comes to my mind is "Blackberry Picking" by Seamus Heaney. I learnt it off by heart for a poetry recital that my grandma took me to, so it has sentimental value for me. I wanted to cook something that used blackberries as the main ingredient, and ideally captured the colour of stained hands from an afternoon blackberry picking.
The recipe I chose fit the bill perfectly: Claire Saffitz's Blackberry Caramel Tart. I absolutely loved the pastry for this dish, it has toasted almond flour in it and that really comes through giving an extra dimension to the dish. I've never made a fruit caramel before but it was surprisingly straightforward and delicious. Everything gets set together with a bit of gelatine. I accidentally used a bit too much gelatine so it set quite firm, but the flavours were great and I love the colours. It's my first Claire Saffitz recipe, but I'll definitely be back for more!
"Blackberry Picking" - Seamus Heaney
Late August, given heavy rain and sun For a full week, the blackberries would ripen. At first, just one, a glossy purple clot Among others, red, green, hard as a knot. You ate that first one and its flesh was sweet Like thickened wine: summer's blood was in it Leaving stains upon the tongue and lust for Picking. Then red ones inked up and that hunger Sent us out with milk cans, pea tins, jam-pots Where briars scratched and wet grass bleached our boots. Round hayfields, cornfields and potato-drills We trekked and picked until the cans were full, Until the tinkling bottom had been covered With green ones, and on top big dark blobs burned Like a plate of eyes. Our hands were peppered With thorn pricks, our palms sticky as Bluebeard's.
We hoarded the fresh berries in the byre. But when the bath was filled we found a fur, A rat-grey fungus, glutting on our cache. The juice was stinking too. Once off the bush The fruit fermented, the sweet flesh would turn sour. I always felt like crying. It wasn't fair That all the lovely canfuls smelt of rot. Each year I hoped they'd keep, knew they would not.
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2024.03.15 15:31 theAURORAfiles I Saw Ancient Giants in West Virginia

I lived in West Virginia for the past three years. The growing healthcare sector made it the ideal place to be transferred, as it had not only the best places to work but also a decent chemical manufacturing sector as well. A penny saved is a penny earned - as if the healthcare system here in the US wasn’t making enough money already.
That being said, my work in healthcare has nothing to do with what happened on the night of January 16th, 2023, to March 16th. I’ve made many notes on what happened when it happened, a habit I picked up from my work, but only in late 2023 did I start to obsess over it.
January 16th.
I left work late in the evening. Nothing out of the ordinary, many people work late into the night at my workplace. If anything, I left early compared to the other cars in the parking lot. The drive was short but beautiful. I will say that about the mountain state, you also have the best night sky I’ve ever seen.
It was because my eyes were glued to the stars whenever I came to a stop that I saw it. A shadow blocking out the stars, moving fast enough for me to notice, and slow enough for me to understand the shape. It was like a snake. It had a head, rectangular in shape, with strange interruptions in the shadows, but the body thinned out towards the tail. It was snake-like not only in shape but in the way it moved - serpentine.
It was like seeing one of those water snakes, but instead of wriggling along the surface of a still lake or slow-moving river, it was making its way across the stars.
I followed its movement path, ignoring the car behind me honking its horn. My car roof got in the way at some point, but I stuck my head out the driver’s side window to get a good look at it. A screech of tires and a sudden rush sent me back into the car. The driver behind me got too frustrated waiting for me to move, so they decided to drive around me at the same time I stuck my head out.
Thankfully, he didn’t drive so close.
I lost sight of the snake-like creature. I don’t think it moved so fast at that moment, I just think it went beyond the dark shapes of the mountains and trees, leaving me searching for it. It wasn’t so dark that I would have trouble spotting it again if it was in sight. With a disappointed sigh, I drove on.
When I got home, I turned to a clean page on my notepad. I wrote the date and description of what I saw on that page, with some possible theories. I blamed my eyes at first, but then I made suggestions like a plane banner, a lost kite, and a unique weather balloon. All of them were perfectly logical and believable - it was enough to make me forget about it and go to sleep.
February 6th
Same deal. I was on a night drive, but not from work. I had a few days off for personal leave. I was driving to my girlfriend’s, planning on surprising her, but I got distracted by another sliver of movement in the sky.
Not the same creature. It was larger, closer to the mountains, it seemed to be circling them. The creature seemed more anthropomorphic, with legs and arms, but also wings. The legs and arms were way too long for the gigantic body, dwarfing the tiny frame and the wings even more so. The limps dangled and flowed with the movements of the flying creature, which were sometimes slow and sometimes so fast I would occasionally lose sight of it.
I tried taking a picture with my phone, but it was a ten-year-old Blackberry. Whatever miraculous night photo I thought I took was only a dark, grainy blur that wouldn’t show anything, no matter how much editing went into it.
The creature flew behind the mountain and I didn’t see it return. I waited. I completely forgot my plan to visit my girlfriend.
Instead, whenever I had a free night, I would spend hours watching the sky. Sometimes with someone with me, but mostly I was alone. Nobody knew what I was searching for, they just thought I took up a new hobby of stargazing and appreciated that idea enough to not ask too many questions.
My main focus was the part of the sky above the forest and near the mountain. Night after night, I watched, but it was only weeks later that I saw anything.
February 27th
A pattern. Three weeks between each sighting. I glimpsed the snakelike creature. With a cheap telescope at hand. I was able to observe it a lot better and thankfully, it was a clear night.
The interruptions in the snakelike creature were due to its several limbs. It had so many legs, like that of a centipede. They might have been wings, but if they were, they didn’t seem to be moving that fast…or maybe they were moving so fast that they looked like they were moving a little slow, I don’t know for sure.
More importantly, its pathing reminded me of the second sighting. Circling the mountains, stopped, moving, sometimes jolting to the next spot before stopping again. Ten minutes later, the creature disappeared behind the mountain, and I waited a little longer, but at some point, I knew it wouldn’t come out again.
The most important finding was the three-week gap between the appearances. It might have been a stretch to believe that they operated on clockwork, but too many factors lined up to say this was some random occurrence.
March 20th - The Last Sighting
Now, this is where I finally opted to learn something. I couldn’t take it anymore. I couldn’t sit back and watch it appear from a distance. I didn’t have a good sense of their scale or their movement. Something as wondrous as this cannot be excused as…nothing important.
I decided to venture as close to the area they flew as I could. That meant taking dirt roads in my city car, passing by overgrown and abandoned hiking trails as well as encountering the odd stag that wanted to play “deer in the headlights.” When I finally reached a point where the car could go no further, not without damaging it, I left it behind.
I’m not an idiot either. I placed GPS tags for my phone to pick up on, a new phone too. I could find my way back in the dark if I had to, but I also brought a powerful flashlight. Finally, a camera with a 64Gb card. Enough to get tons of high-quality shots, maybe even video too. I didn’t need much more than that. I didn’t plan on staying the whole night.
I wasn’t too eager to walk through the forest at night either. I knew the dangers, every sane human understands the threats that await us in the dark, especially away from civilization. That being said, I am a firm believer in statistics and the risk-to-reward ratio was acceptable.
I just wanted that one good look. Who knows where that, and maybe a few photos, would take me?
I stuck to the parts of the forest where the trees were the thinnest, making my way closer to the mountain as I knew that would give me the most open shot of the creature. It was a good plan, I was making good progress, but something was already wrong. An irritation in my inner ear, a buzzing that made me unsteady.
It felt like the world was shifting around me, or more accurately, it felt like I was drunk without the buzz, just the lack of coordination. The buzzing grew louder, and more painful, like a tiny bug was nestled in my brain. It helped to cover my ears, which I did as tightly as I could. I stepped out of the forest, ending up at the foot of the mountain, with gritted teeth.
When it began to fade, the sense of relief was intense. I didn’t know I could tense so many muscles without actually pain. I opened my eyes and noticed a familiar shadow across the mountain. Turning around, I saw the second creature, the humanoid with long limbs and massive wings.
I thought I might see it again. The Angle and the Dragon, I called them. The Angel drifted, then jolted, then flew in its usual pattern. I got my camera ready as it did, the moonlight being enough to find it and the appropriate buttons to set things up. I was smiling, listening to the air part as the Angel moved. I wondered if the breeze I felt was the gust of wind created by the beating of its wings.
The camera was ready, it had moved behind the mountain, but I could see it turning. I raised my camera, taking a few shots in sports mode to capture the motion. A quick check of the display screen presented me with better photos, but there was still too much blur - as to be expected.
Excitement was bubbling inside my heart.
The creature hovered above the forest again, continuing its search for whatever it was looking for. I started twisting the dial for the automatic camera presets, there wasn’t a moment to waste. I raised the camera and took the shot. There was a thunk and then a flash.
A burst of light as the camera’s flash went off.
I lowered the camera and the Angel’s oblong head turned to face me. I couldn’t see a feature in the silhouette, not a hair, not an ear. It was an inky thumb for all I knew, but it had definitely noticed me. Being seen killed any excitement. The buzzing returned, the inner ear pain, but I didn’t raise my hands to cover my ears. I took off into the forest.
The ground trembled around me, the trees cracked as they were parted. The shadow of the angel was cast over me and I found myself more than lost in the darkness. I didn’t try making it back to the car, I needed to find a place to hide. Afraid the noise of my panting, or the movement of my running, would catch the Angel’s eye, I stopped when I thought I found a good spot to hunker down.
It was near a tree, a thick one. I placed my body flat against it, focusing on the sounds.
Ahead of me, a hand dipped between the trees. The fingers were as large as trees themselves, also out of proportion compared to the elongated hand. It was looking for me, but when I looked up, all I saw was branches. Since I couldn’t see its face, I prayed that it couldn’t see me either. That’s when the tree started to bend.
A tree is terrifyingly loud. I could feel the earth being pulled as the tree was knocked over. I think it was thanks to those roots that I was able to move out of the way of the trunk but stick close enough to the tree to still be out of sight. When the tree had fallen, I stayed in the shadow of its upturned base, eyes shut and body shaking.
Even with my eyelids closed, I could see the area brighten as the shadow withdrew.
When I opened my eyes, the Angel was gone. The damage to the trees was minor, aside from the fallen one which I huddled by. It clearly had the strength to destroy the whole forest in its search for me - but it didn’t. I peeked out from my hiding spot to look back towards the mountains, just seeing the Angel slip behind it.
And it didn’t return.
I lingered a moment longer, the combined relief of my escape and the fading of that buzzing noise helped me calm down. When I could move again, I marched back to my car, taking it slow on my drive back, only picking up the pace when I was on a real road again and could see other cars. I kept telling myself that I escaped, but there were moments when it felt like I had never left.
Still, when I made it home, I turned on my computer and transferred the photos, all I saw was image burns. The kind of delayed light that one would see when capturing a moving light source with a slow shutter speed. A fun effect if you wanted to write your name with a glowstick, but not when you wanted something to justify risking your life. The blurred image looked like scattered sparklers, whereas the picture of it hovering ahead of me left a bright white glow. Like I had taken a picture of the sun, some fantastically iridescent object.
Maybe it came down to the camera settings I chose, but I doubt it.
Three weeks later, I didn’t see anything. I stayed up many nights after that, but still nothing. Whatever the Angel and the Dragon were, they didn’t stick around. I would like to believe I am not the only one who has seen them. I guess if you’re not looking for them, it’s possible to miss them, but I saw them by chance…why not someone else? I need some kind of confirmation that this isn’t the end. These things don’t just vanish, not without being seen…I don’t think.
Giants such as these have been seen before. There are carvings, paintings, and stories. Yet, I don’t need ancient history or additional sightings. I am living proof that they exist, no matter what anyone says. My experience was enough. I am convinced that I saw ancient giants in West Virginia.
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2024.03.14 07:41 theAURORAfiles I Saw Ancient Giants in West Virginia

I lived in West Virginia for the past three years. The growing healthcare sector made it the ideal place to be transferred, as it had not only the best places to work but also a decent chemical manufacturing sector as well. A penny saved is a penny earned - as if the healthcare system here in the US wasn’t making enough money already.
That being said, my work in healthcare has nothing to do with what happened on the night of January 16th, 2023, to March 16th. I’ve made many notes on what happened when it happened, a habit I picked up from my work, but only in late 2023 did I start to obsess over it.
January 16th.
I left work late in the evening. Nothing out of the ordinary, many people work late into the night at my workplace. If anything, I left early compared to the other cars in the parking lot. The drive was short but beautiful. I will say that about the mountain state, you also have the best night sky I’ve ever seen.
It was because my eyes were glued to the stars whenever I came to a stop that I saw it. A shadow blocking out the stars, moving fast enough for me to notice, and slow enough for me to understand the shape. It was like a snake. It had a head, rectangular in shape, with strange interruptions in the shadows, but the body thinned out towards the tail. It was snake-like not only in shape but in the way it moved - serpentine.
It was like seeing one of those water snakes, but instead of wriggling along the surface of a still lake or slow-moving river, it was making its way across the stars.
I followed its movement path, ignoring the car behind me honking its horn. My car roof got in the way at some point, but I stuck my head out the driver’s side window to get a good look at it. A screech of tires and a sudden rush sent me back into the car. The driver behind me got too frustrated waiting for me to move, so they decided to drive around me at the same time I stuck my head out.
Thankfully, he didn’t drive so close.
I lost sight of the snake-like creature. I don’t think it moved so fast at that moment, I just think it went beyond the dark shapes of the mountains and trees, leaving me searching for it. It wasn’t so dark that I would have trouble spotting it again if it was in sight. With a disappointed sigh, I drove on.
When I got home, I turned to a clean page on my notepad. I wrote the date and description of what I saw on that page, with some possible theories. I blamed my eyes at first, but then I made suggestions like a plane banner, a lost kite, and a unique weather balloon. All of them were perfectly logical and believable - it was enough to make me forget about it and go to sleep.
February 6th
Same deal. I was on a night drive, but not from work. I had a few days off for personal leave. I was driving to my girlfriend’s, planning on surprising her, but I got distracted by another sliver of movement in the sky.
Not the same creature. It was larger, closer to the mountains, it seemed to be circling them. The creature seemed more anthropomorphic, with legs and arms, but also wings. The legs and arms were way too long for the gigantic body, dwarfing the tiny frame and the wings even more so. The limps dangled and flowed with the movements of the flying creature, which were sometimes slow and sometimes so fast I would occasionally lose sight of it.
I tried taking a picture with my phone, but it was a ten-year-old Blackberry. Whatever miraculous night photo I thought I took was only a dark, grainy blur that wouldn’t show anything, no matter how much editing went into it.
The creature flew behind the mountain and I didn’t see it return. I waited. I completely forgot my plan to visit my girlfriend.
Instead, whenever I had a free night, I would spend hours watching the sky. Sometimes with someone with me, but mostly I was alone. Nobody knew what I was searching for, they just thought I took up a new hobby of stargazing and appreciated that idea enough to not ask too many questions.
My main focus was the part of the sky above the forest and near the mountain. Night after night, I watched, but it was only weeks later that I saw anything.
February 27th
A pattern. Three weeks between each sighting. I glimpsed the snakelike creature. With a cheap telescope at hand. I was able to observe it a lot better and thankfully, it was a clear night.
The interruptions in the snakelike creature were due to its several limbs. It had so many legs, like that of a centipede. They might have been wings, but if they were, they didn’t seem to be moving that fast…or maybe they were moving so fast that they looked like they were moving a little slow, I don’t know for sure.
More importantly, its pathing reminded me of the second sighting. Circling the mountains, stopped, moving, sometimes jolting to the next spot before stopping again. Ten minutes later, the creature disappeared behind the mountain, and I waited a little longer, but at some point, I knew it wouldn’t come out again.
The most important finding was the three-week gap between the appearances. It might have been a stretch to believe that they operated on clockwork, but too many factors lined up to say this was some random occurrence.
March 20th - The Last Sighting
Now, this is where I finally opted to learn something. I couldn’t take it anymore. I couldn’t sit back and watch it appear from a distance. I didn’t have a good sense of their scale or their movement. Something as wondrous as this cannot be excused as…nothing important.
I decided to venture as close to the area they flew as I could. That meant taking dirt roads in my city car, passing by overgrown and abandoned hiking trails as well as encountering the odd stag that wanted to play “deer in the headlights.” When I finally reached a point where the car could go no further, not without damaging it, I left it behind.
I’m not an idiot either. I placed GPS tags for my phone to pick up on, a new phone too. I could find my way back in the dark if I had to, but I also brought a powerful flashlight. Finally, a camera with a 64Gb card. Enough to get tons of high-quality shots, maybe even video too. I didn’t need much more than that. I didn’t plan on staying the whole night.
I wasn’t too eager to walk through the forest at night either. I knew the dangers, every sane human understands the threats that await us in the dark, especially away from civilization. That being said, I am a firm believer in statistics and the risk-to-reward ratio was acceptable.
I just wanted that one good look. Who knows where that, and maybe a few photos, would take me?
I stuck to the parts of the forest where the trees were the thinnest, making my way closer to the mountain as I knew that would give me the most open shot of the creature. It was a good plan, I was making good progress, but something was already wrong. An irritation in my inner ear, a buzzing that made me unsteady.
It felt like the world was shifting around me, or more accurately, it felt like I was drunk without the buzz, just the lack of coordination. The buzzing grew louder, and more painful, like a tiny bug was nestled in my brain. It helped to cover my ears, which I did as tightly as I could. I stepped out of the forest, ending up at the foot of the mountain, with gritted teeth.
When it began to fade, the sense of relief was intense. I didn’t know I could tense so many muscles without actually pain. I opened my eyes and noticed a familiar shadow across the mountain. Turning around, I saw the second creature, the humanoid with long limbs and massive wings.
I thought I might see it again. The Angel and the Dragon, I called them. The Angel drifted, then jolted, then flew in its usual pattern. I got my camera ready as it did, the moonlight being enough to find it and the appropriate buttons to set things up. I was smiling, listening to the air part as the Angel moved. I wondered if the breeze I felt was the gust of wind created by the beating of its wings.
The camera was ready, it had moved behind the mountain, but I could see it turning. I raised my camera, taking a few shots in sports mode to capture the motion. A quick check of the display screen presented me with better photos, but there was still too much blur - as to be expected.
Excitement was bubbling inside my heart.
The creature hovered above the forest again, continuing its search for whatever it was looking for. I started twisting the dial for the automatic camera presets, there wasn’t a moment to waste. I raised the camera and took the shot. There was a thunk and then a flash.
A burst of light as the camera’s flash went off.
I lowered the camera and the Angel’s oblong head turned to face me. I couldn’t see a feature in the silhouette, not a hair, not an ear. It was an inky thumb for all I knew, but it had definitely noticed me. Being seen killed any excitement. The buzzing returned, the inner ear pain, but I didn’t raise my hands to cover my ears. I took off into the forest.
The ground trembled around me, the trees cracked as they were parted. The shadow of the angel was cast over me and I found myself more than lost in the darkness. I didn’t try making it back to the car, I needed to find a place to hide. Afraid the noise of my panting, or the movement of my running, would catch the Angel’s eye, I stopped when I thought I found a good spot to hunker down.
It was near a tree, a thick one. I placed my body flat against it, focusing on the sounds.
Ahead of me, a hand dipped between the trees. The fingers were as large as trees themselves, also out of proportion compared to the elongated hand. It was looking for me, but when I looked up, all I saw was branches. Since I couldn’t see its face, I prayed that it couldn’t see me either. That’s when the tree started to bend.
A tree is terrifyingly loud. I could feel the earth being pulled as the tree was knocked over. I think it was thanks to those roots that I was able to move out of the way of the trunk but stick close enough to the tree to still be out of sight. When the tree had fallen, I stayed in the shadow of its upturned base, eyes shut and body shaking.
Even with my eyelids closed, I could see the area brighten as the shadow withdrew.
When I opened my eyes, the Angel was gone. The damage to the trees was minor, aside from the fallen one which I huddled by. It clearly had the strength to destroy the whole forest in its search for me - but it didn’t. I peeked out from my hiding spot to look back towards the mountains, just seeing the Angel slip behind it.
And it didn’t return.
I lingered a moment longer, the combined relief of my escape and the fading of that buzzing noise helped me calm down. When I could move again, I marched back to my car, taking it slow on my drive back, only picking up the pace when I was on a real road again and could see other cars. I kept telling myself that I escaped, but there were moments when it felt like I had never left.
Still, when I made it home, I turned on my computer and transferred the photos, all I saw was image burns. The kind of delayed light that one would see when capturing a moving light source with a slow shutter speed. A fun effect if you wanted to write your name with a glowstick, but not when you wanted something to justify risking your life. The blurred image looked like scattered sparklers, whereas the picture of it hovering ahead of me left a bright white glow. Like I had taken a picture of the sun, some fantastically iridescent object.
Maybe it came down to the camera settings I chose, but I doubt it.
Three weeks later, I didn’t see anything. I stayed up many nights after that, but still nothing. Whatever the Angel and the Dragon were, they didn’t stick around. I would like to believe I am not the only one who has seen them. I guess if you’re not looking for them, it’s possible to miss them, but I saw them by chance…why not someone else? I need some kind of confirmation that this isn’t the end. These things don’t just vanish, not without being seen…I don’t think.
Giants such as these have been seen before. There are carvings, paintings, and stories. Yet, I don’t need ancient history or additional sightings. I am living proof that they exist, no matter what anyone says. My experience was enough. I am convinced that I saw ancient giants in West Virginia.
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2024.03.14 07:41 theAURORAfiles I Saw Ancient Giants in West Virginia

I lived in West Virginia for the past three years. The growing healthcare sector made it the ideal place to be transferred, as it had not only the best places to work but also a decent chemical manufacturing sector as well. A penny saved is a penny earned - as if the healthcare system here in the US wasn’t making enough money already.
That being said, my work in healthcare has nothing to do with what happened on the night of January 16th, 2023, to March 16th. I’ve made many notes on what happened when it happened, a habit I picked up from my work, but only in late 2023 did I start to obsess over it.
January 16th.
I left work late in the evening. Nothing out of the ordinary, many people work late into the night at my workplace. If anything, I left early compared to the other cars in the parking lot. The drive was short but beautiful. I will say that about the mountain state, you also have the best night sky I’ve ever seen.
It was because my eyes were glued to the stars whenever I came to a stop that I saw it. A shadow blocking out the stars, moving fast enough for me to notice, and slow enough for me to understand the shape. It was like a snake. It had a head, rectangular in shape, with strange interruptions in the shadows, but the body thinned out towards the tail. It was snake-like not only in shape but in the way it moved - serpentine.
It was like seeing one of those water snakes, but instead of wriggling along the surface of a still lake or slow-moving river, it was making its way across the stars.
I followed its movement path, ignoring the car behind me honking its horn. My car roof got in the way at some point, but I stuck my head out the driver’s side window to get a good look at it. A screech of tires and a sudden rush sent me back into the car. The driver behind me got too frustrated waiting for me to move, so they decided to drive around me at the same time I stuck my head out.
Thankfully, he didn’t drive so close.
I lost sight of the snake-like creature. I don’t think it moved so fast at that moment, I just think it went beyond the dark shapes of the mountains and trees, leaving me searching for it. It wasn’t so dark that I would have trouble spotting it again if it was in sight. With a disappointed sigh, I drove on.
When I got home, I turned to a clean page on my notepad. I wrote the date and description of what I saw on that page, with some possible theories. I blamed my eyes at first, but then I made suggestions like a plane banner, a lost kite, and a unique weather balloon. All of them were perfectly logical and believable - it was enough to make me forget about it and go to sleep.
February 6th
Same deal. I was on a night drive, but not from work. I had a few days off for personal leave. I was driving to my girlfriend’s, planning on surprising her, but I got distracted by another sliver of movement in the sky.
Not the same creature. It was larger, closer to the mountains, it seemed to be circling them. The creature seemed more anthropomorphic, with legs and arms, but also wings. The legs and arms were way too long for the gigantic body, dwarfing the tiny frame and the wings even more so. The limps dangled and flowed with the movements of the flying creature, which were sometimes slow and sometimes so fast I would occasionally lose sight of it.
I tried taking a picture with my phone, but it was a ten-year-old Blackberry. Whatever miraculous night photo I thought I took was only a dark, grainy blur that wouldn’t show anything, no matter how much editing went into it.
The creature flew behind the mountain and I didn’t see it return. I waited. I completely forgot my plan to visit my girlfriend.
Instead, whenever I had a free night, I would spend hours watching the sky. Sometimes with someone with me, but mostly I was alone. Nobody knew what I was searching for, they just thought I took up a new hobby of stargazing and appreciated that idea enough to not ask too many questions.
My main focus was the part of the sky above the forest and near the mountain. Night after night, I watched, but it was only weeks later that I saw anything.
February 27th
A pattern. Three weeks between each sighting. I glimpsed the snakelike creature. With a cheap telescope at hand. I was able to observe it a lot better and thankfully, it was a clear night.
The interruptions in the snakelike creature were due to its several limbs. It had so many legs, like that of a centipede. They might have been wings, but if they were, they didn’t seem to be moving that fast…or maybe they were moving so fast that they looked like they were moving a little slow, I don’t know for sure.
More importantly, its pathing reminded me of the second sighting. Circling the mountains, stopped, moving, sometimes jolting to the next spot before stopping again. Ten minutes later, the creature disappeared behind the mountain, and I waited a little longer, but at some point, I knew it wouldn’t come out again.
The most important finding was the three-week gap between the appearances. It might have been a stretch to believe that they operated on clockwork, but too many factors lined up to say this was some random occurrence.
March 20th - The Last Sighting
Now, this is where I finally opted to learn something. I couldn’t take it anymore. I couldn’t sit back and watch it appear from a distance. I didn’t have a good sense of their scale or their movement. Something as wondrous as this cannot be excused as…nothing important.
I decided to venture as close to the area they flew as I could. That meant taking dirt roads in my city car, passing by overgrown and abandoned hiking trails as well as encountering the odd stag that wanted to play “deer in the headlights.” When I finally reached a point where the car could go no further, not without damaging it, I left it behind.
I’m not an idiot either. I placed GPS tags for my phone to pick up on, a new phone too. I could find my way back in the dark if I had to, but I also brought a powerful flashlight. Finally, a camera with a 64Gb card. Enough to get tons of high-quality shots, maybe even video too. I didn’t need much more than that. I didn’t plan on staying the whole night.
I wasn’t too eager to walk through the forest at night either. I knew the dangers, every sane human understands the threats that await us in the dark, especially away from civilization. That being said, I am a firm believer in statistics and the risk-to-reward ratio was acceptable.
I just wanted that one good look. Who knows where that, and maybe a few photos, would take me?
I stuck to the parts of the forest where the trees were the thinnest, making my way closer to the mountain as I knew that would give me the most open shot of the creature. It was a good plan, I was making good progress, but something was already wrong. An irritation in my inner ear, a buzzing that made me unsteady.
It felt like the world was shifting around me, or more accurately, it felt like I was drunk without the buzz, just the lack of coordination. The buzzing grew louder, and more painful, like a tiny bug was nestled in my brain. It helped to cover my ears, which I did as tightly as I could. I stepped out of the forest, ending up at the foot of the mountain, with gritted teeth.
When it began to fade, the sense of relief was intense. I didn’t know I could tense so many muscles without actually pain. I opened my eyes and noticed a familiar shadow across the mountain. Turning around, I saw the second creature, the humanoid with long limbs and massive wings.
I thought I might see it again. The Angle and the Dragon, I called them. The Angel drifted, then jolted, then flew in its usual pattern. I got my camera ready as it did, the moonlight being enough to find it and the appropriate buttons to set things up. I was smiling, listening to the air part as the Angel moved. I wondered if the breeze I felt was the gust of wind created by the beating of its wings.
The camera was ready, it had moved behind the mountain, but I could see it turning. I raised my camera, taking a few shots in sports mode to capture the motion. A quick check of the display screen presented me with better photos, but there was still too much blur - as to be expected.
Excitement was bubbling inside my heart.
The creature hovered above the forest again, continuing its search for whatever it was looking for. I started twisting the dial for the automatic camera presets, there wasn’t a moment to waste. I raised the camera and took the shot. There was a thunk and then a flash.
A burst of light as the camera’s flash went off.
I lowered the camera and the Angel’s oblong head turned to face me. I couldn’t see a feature in the silhouette, not a hair, not an ear. It was an inky thumb for all I knew, but it had definitely noticed me. Being seen killed any excitement. The buzzing returned, the inner ear pain, but I didn’t raise my hands to cover my ears. I took off into the forest.
The ground trembled around me, the trees cracked as they were parted. The shadow of the angel was cast over me and I found myself more than lost in the darkness. I didn’t try making it back to the car, I needed to find a place to hide. Afraid the noise of my panting, or the movement of my running, would catch the Angel’s eye, I stopped when I thought I found a good spot to hunker down.
It was near a tree, a thick one. I placed my body flat against it, focusing on the sounds.
Ahead of me, a hand dipped between the trees. The fingers were as large as trees themselves, also out of proportion compared to the elongated hand. It was looking for me, but when I looked up, all I saw was branches. Since I couldn’t see its face, I prayed that it couldn’t see me either. That’s when the tree started to bend.
A tree is terrifyingly loud. I could feel the earth being pulled as the tree was knocked over. I think it was thanks to those roots that I was able to move out of the way of the trunk but stick close enough to the tree to still be out of sight. When the tree had fallen, I stayed in the shadow of its upturned base, eyes shut and body shaking.
Even with my eyelids closed, I could see the area brighten as the shadow withdrew.
When I opened my eyes, the Angel was gone. The damage to the trees was minor, aside from the fallen one which I huddled by. It clearly had the strength to destroy the whole forest in its search for me - but it didn’t. I peeked out from my hiding spot to look back towards the mountains, just seeing the Angel slip behind it.
And it didn’t return.
I lingered a moment longer, the combined relief of my escape and the fading of that buzzing noise helped me calm down. When I could move again, I marched back to my car, taking it slow on my drive back, only picking up the pace when I was on a real road again and could see other cars. I kept telling myself that I escaped, but there were moments when it felt like I had never left.
Still, when I made it home, I turned on my computer and transferred the photos, all I saw was image burns. The kind of delayed light that one would see when capturing a moving light source with a slow shutter speed. A fun effect if you wanted to write your name with a glowstick, but not when you wanted something to justify risking your life. The blurred image looked like scattered sparklers, whereas the picture of it hovering ahead of me left a bright white glow. Like I had taken a picture of the sun, some fantastically iridescent object.
Maybe it came down to the camera settings I chose, but I doubt it.
Three weeks later, I didn’t see anything. I stayed up many nights after that, but still nothing. Whatever the Angel and the Dragon were, they didn’t stick around. I would like to believe I am not the only one who has seen them. I guess if you’re not looking for them, it’s possible to miss them, but I saw them by chance…why not someone else? I need some kind of confirmation that this isn’t the end. These things don’t just vanish, not without being seen…I don’t think.
Giants such as these have been seen before. There are carvings, paintings, and stories. Yet, I don’t need ancient history or additional sightings. I am living proof that they exist, no matter what anyone says. My experience was enough. I am convinced that I saw ancient giants in West Virginia.
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2024.03.09 01:35 Sweet-Count2557 15 Top Farms in New Jersey for Family Entertainment

15 Top Farms in New Jersey for Family Entertainment
15 Top Farms in New Jersey for Family Entertainment Are you hesitant about spending a day at a farm for family entertainment? Well, let me assure you that these top farms in New Jersey are not your typical run-of-the-mill farms. They offer a plethora of activities and attractions that will keep the whole family engaged and entertained.From petting zoos and pick-your-own events to scenic rides and delicious treats, these farms have something for everyone. So, if you're looking for a unique and enjoyable day out with your family, keep reading to discover the 15 top farms in New Jersey that will leave you wanting more.Key TakeawaysAlstede Farms in Chester offers a variety of activities and events for families, including mazes, pony rides, hayrides, and seasonal festivals. They also have a farm store with organic produce and homemade pies.Argos Farms in Forked River provides summer activities like blueberry and sunflower picking, as well as fall activities such as pumpkin picking and corn mazes. They even have a visit from Santa in December.Abmas Farm in Wyckoff has a petting zoo with a wide range of animals, including goats, sheep, alpacas, and donkeys. They also offer fall activities like hayrides and pumpkin decorating events.Demarest Farms in Hillsdale is a kid-friendly farm with pick-your-own options for peaches, apples, and pumpkins. They have farm animals to interact with, colorful playhouses, and special events like the Halloween Light Show and Orchard of Lights with Santa.Alstede Farms - ChesterAt Alstede Farms in Chester, our family-owned and sprawling 600-acre farm offers a wide range of activities and events for all ages to enjoy. As one of the best family-friendly farms near me, we strive to create an atmosphere of freedom and fun. Every day, we've an array of exciting activities available, such as navigating our challenging corn maze, taking a pony ride, going on a hayride, and bouncing around in our bouncy house.But that's not all - we've so much more to offer. Our farm is home to various mazes that will test your navigation skills, as well as friendly animals that you can meet and interact with. From goats and sheep to alpacas and donkeys, there's a furry friend for everyone.Throughout the year, we also host seasonal festivals and special events that add an extra touch of excitement to your visit. And don't forget to stop by our farm store, where you can find organic fruits and veggies, homemade pies bursting with flavor, and fresh, creamy ice cream.Not only are we one of the best farms in South Jersey, but we also prioritize creating a welcoming and inclusive environment for families. We understand that freedom means being able to explore, engage, and enjoy. So whether you're looking for a day of adventure or simply want to relax and take in the beauty of our farm, Alstede Farms is the perfect destination for you.Come and experience the joy and freedom of our family-friendly farm near you.Argos Farms - Forked RiverAfter exploring the wide variety of activities and events at Alstede Farms in Chester, let's now turn our attention to Argos Farms in Forked River, where there's even more family fun awaiting. Argos Farms is one of the most kid-friendly farms near me and offers a range of exciting experiences for visitors of all ages. Located in South Jersey, this farm provides a perfect day out for families looking to enjoy the beauty of nature while having a great time together.During the summer, Argos Farms offers blueberry and sunflower picking, allowing families to get close to nature and take home some delicious treats. Kids can also enjoy an exhilarating obstacle course and jump around on the giant jumper pillow. As fall approaches, the farm transforms into a pumpkin paradise, with pumpkin picking, a challenging corn maze, wagon rides through the scenic surroundings, and even a thrilling zip line adventure.One of the highlights of visiting Argos Farms in December is the special visit from Santa Claus himself. Children can meet Santa, share their wishes, and take memorable photos to cherish. The farm's festive atmosphere creates a magical experience for the whole family.Argos Farms is one of the top farms in South Jersey, offering a wide range of activities and attractions throughout the year. Whether you're looking to pick fresh produce, explore a corn maze, or simply enjoy a day of outdoor fun, this farm has it all. So, if you're in search of granjas en New Jersey that provide a perfect blend of entertainment and nature, be sure to put Argos Farms on your list of must-visit destinations.Abmas Farm - WyckoffLocated in Wyckoff, Abmas Farm is a delightful destination that offers a wide range of family-friendly activities and attractions. As one of the best farms near me, Abmas Farm provides a fantastic experience for both kids and adults alike.One of the highlights of the farm is its petting zoo, which features a variety of friendly animals such as goats, sheep, alpacas, donkeys, ponies, bunnies, and pigs. Visitors can interact with these animals and even take part in the unique goat walk and visit the duck pond in Bunnyville.During the fall season, Abmas Farm offers a variety of fun-filled activities. Families can enjoy hayrides to the pumpkin patch, where they can pick out their favorite pumpkins to take home. The farm also hosts fall story time sessions and pumpkin decorating events, adding to the festive atmosphere. Additionally, Abmas Farm offers a farm camp for kids ages 5-10, providing them with an opportunity to learn about farm life and engage in hands-on activities.Abmas Farm isn't just limited to the fall season. Throughout the growing season, visitors can participate in pick-your-own events, allowing them to gather fresh produce straight from the farm. This provides a unique opportunity to experience the joy of harvesting fruits and vegetables while enjoying the beautiful surroundings.Demarest Farms - HillsdaleAs we continue our exploration of family-friendly farms in New Jersey, let's now turn our attention to Demarest Farms in Hillsdale, where visitors of all ages can enjoy a delightful combination of fresh produce, friendly farm animals, and vibrant seasonal events.Here are four reasons why Demarest Farms should be on your list of farms to visit near you:Fresh Produce: Demarest Farms offers a U-pick experience, allowing you to handpick peaches, apples, and pumpkins straight from the fields. There's nothing quite like the taste of freshly harvested fruits and vegetables, and Demarest Farms ensures that you have access to the best quality produce.Friendly Farm Animals: Get up close and personal with the farm's adorable petting pigs, sheep, goats, and chickens. These friendly animals are always eager to interact with visitors, making it a memorable experience for both kids and adults alike. It's a great opportunity to teach children about farm life and the importance of caring for animals.Engaging Activities: Demarest Farms goes beyond just farming by providing colorful wooden playhouses and photo board cutouts for children to enjoy. These interactive elements add an extra layer of fun to the visit, allowing kids to unleash their creativity and imagination. Additionally, the farm hosts seasonal events like the Halloween Light Show in October and the Orchard of Lights with Santa in December, ensuring that there's always something exciting happening.Convenient Location: With Demarest Farms being located in Hillsdale, it's easily accessible for those looking for farms by them. Whether you're a local or just passing through, this farm is a perfect destination for a fun-filled day with the family.Conklin Farm U-Pick - MontvilleWe were thrilled to discover Conklin Farm U-Pick in Montville, a charming and intimate venue that offers a variety of fall activities and attractions for the whole family to enjoy. This smaller and more intimate farm provides a unique and personal experience that allows visitors to fully immerse themselves in the beauty of the season.One of the highlights at Conklin Farm U-Pick is the pumpkin picking. Families can stroll through the pumpkin patch, searching for the perfect pumpkin to take home and carve. The farm also offers a corn maze, where visitors can test their navigational skills and try to find their way out. For those looking for a more relaxing experience, there are hayrides available that provide a picturesque view of the farm and surrounding countryside.Children will love the train ride that takes them around the farm, giving them a chance to see the barnyard animals up close. From goats and sheep to chickens and pigs, there are plenty of friendly animals to meet and interact with. And when hunger strikes, the snack shack offers delicious treats like hotdogs, hot cider, candy apples, and homemade doughnuts.For older kids seeking a thrill, there's a haunted hayride that promises to provide a spooky and exciting experience. And for those looking to test their strength and accuracy, there's a pumpkin slingshot game where participants have a chance to win a giant pumpkin.Conklin Farm U-Pick in Montville is truly a hidden gem that offers a unique and personal fall experience for the whole family. With its variety of activities and attractions, it's the perfect destination for those seeking a fun and memorable day on the farm.Stony Hill Farms - ChesterAfter enjoying the charming and intimate experience at Conklin Farm U-Pick, families seeking more fall fun can head over to Stony Hill Farms in Chester for a day filled with exciting activities and attractions. Here are four reasons why Stony Hill Farms should be on your list of must-visit farms in New Jersey:Giant 10-acre corn maze: Get ready to test your navigational skills in Stony Hill Farms' impressive corn maze. With twists, turns, and dead ends, this maze is sure to challenge both kids and adults alike. Can you find your way out?Mini corn maze: If the giant corn maze seems a bit too daunting, don't worry! Stony Hill Farms also offers a mini corn maze perfect for younger children. They can explore and have fun while feeling a sense of accomplishment at finding their way out.Rope maze: For something a little different, try out the rope maze at Stony Hill Farms. This unique maze is made up of ropes that you have to navigate through, adding an extra element of fun and excitement to your visit.Hayrides and playground: Take a relaxing hayride around the farm and enjoy the beautiful scenery. Afterward, let the kids burn off some energy at the playground, complete with slides, swings, and climbing structures. It's the perfect way to keep the little ones entertained while you take a break and soak in the peaceful atmosphere.Stony Hill Farms in Chester offers a wide range of activities and attractions that are sure to please everyone in the family. From challenging mazes to relaxing hayrides, there's something for everyone to enjoy. So pack up the family and head over to Stony Hill Farms for a day of fall fun and excitement.Terhune Orchards - PrincetonNestled in the picturesque town of Princeton, Terhune Orchards offers a delightful experience for families seeking fresh produce, fun activities, and a charming farm atmosphere. As you enter the orchard, you're greeted by the sight of vibrant apple trees stretching as far as the eye can see. The farm is home to over 30 varieties of apples, allowing visitors to pick their own and enjoy the freshest fruit imaginable.One of the highlights of Terhune Orchards is the barnyard animals. Children have the opportunity to interact with friendly goats, sheep, chickens, and even ponies. They can pet and feed these adorable creatures while learning about farm life. A half-mile farm walking trail winds through the orchard, providing a serene and scenic experience for the whole family.Terhune Orchards also offers pony and tractor rides, adding an extra element of excitement to your visit. Kids can hop on a pony and take a leisurely ride around the farm or enjoy a tractor-drawn wagon ride through the orchard. These activities allow children to immerse themselves in the farm atmosphere while creating lasting memories.During the fall season, Terhune Orchards hosts Fall Family Weekends, where families can enjoy additional attractions such as a cornstalk and hay bale maze, face painting, and pumpkin decorating. These festive activities make for a perfect day out with the family, filled with laughter and joy.In addition to the engaging activities, Terhune Orchards boasts a farm store that offers a wide selection of fresh produce, homemade pies, and even fresh ice cream. You can take home some of the farm's delicious offerings, ensuring that the fun and flavors of Terhune Orchards continue long after your visit.Terhune Orchards in Princeton truly exemplifies the beauty and charm of a family-friendly farm. From the fresh produce to the fun-filled activities, this farm provides an experience that's sure to delight visitors of all ages. So gather your loved ones and embark on an adventure to Terhune Orchards, where freedom and enjoyment await.Von Thuns - South BrunswickVon Thuns in South Brunswick offers a delightful farm experience filled with pick-your-own options, festive fall weekends, and scenic moonlit mazes. Here are four reasons why you should visit Von Thuns for a fun-filled day with your family:Abundance of Pick-Your-Own Options: At Von Thuns, you can immerse yourself in the joy of picking your own fresh produce. From apples and strawberries to peas, blueberries, blackberries, and pumpkins, there's a wide variety of fruits and vegetables for you to choose from. This hands-on experience allows you to connect with nature and appreciate the journey from farm to table.Festive Fall Weekends: Fall at Von Thuns is a time of celebration and excitement. During the weekends, the farm comes alive with a range of activities for the whole family. Enjoy hayrides through the scenic countryside, navigate your way through the corn maze, challenge your loved ones to a game of mini golf, or pedal around on the karts. There's something for everyone to enjoy and create lasting memories.Scenic Moonlit Mazes: For a unique and enchanting experience, Von Thuns offers moonlit mazes. As the sun sets and the moon rises, explore the twists and turns of the maze under the night sky. The magical ambiance adds a touch of mystique and adventure to your farm visit. Don't forget to bring a flashlight and embrace the thrill of finding your way through the maze.Farm Store Delights: Before you leave, make sure to stop by the farm store at Von Thuns. Indulge in a variety of baked goods made with fresh ingredients from the farm. Take home some delicious produce to enjoy with your family. From pies and bread to jams and jellies, the farm store offers a taste of the farm's bounty that you can savor long after your visit.Von Thuns in South Brunswick is a place where families can escape the hustle and bustle of everyday life and immerse themselves in the beauty of nature. With pick-your-own options, festive fall weekends, scenic moonlit mazes, and a farm store filled with treats, Von Thuns offers an unforgettable experience for all. So gather your loved ones and embark on a journey of freedom and fun at Von Thuns.Wightman Farms - MorristownWightman Farms in Morristown offers a delightful farm experience with scenic hayrides, a challenging corn maze, and delicious treats for the whole family to enjoy. Whether you're looking for a fun day out or want to indulge in some mouthwatering treats, Wightman Farms has something for everyone.One of the highlights at Wightman Farms is their scenic hayrides. Hop on a wagon and take a leisurely ride through the picturesque farm, enjoying the beautiful scenery and fresh country air. It's a perfect way to relax and soak in the beauty of nature.If you're up for a challenge, don't miss the corn maze at Wightman Farms. Get lost in the twists and turns of the maze as you try to find your way out. It's a great activity for both kids and adults, and it's sure to test your navigation skills.For those with a sweet tooth, Wightman Farms has a wide selection of delicious treats. Indulge in freshly squeezed apple cider, homemade pies, apple butter, and their famous cider doughnuts. These mouthwatering treats are made with love and are sure to satisfy any craving.To give you a better idea of what Wightman Farms has to offer, here's a table showcasing their attractions:AttractionDescriptionScenic HayridesEnjoy a relaxing ride through the farm and take in the beautiful scenery.Corn MazeTest your navigation skills in this challenging corn maze.Corn-Filled SandboxLet the kids have fun in this unique play area filled with corn.Delicious TreatsIndulge in freshly squeezed apple cider, homemade pies, apple butter, and cider doughnuts.Wightman Farms provides a perfect blend of entertainment and delicious treats, making it an ideal destination for a fun-filled day for the whole family. So gather your loved ones and head over to Wightman Farms in Morristown for an unforgettable farm experience.Ort Farms - Long ValleyAfter experiencing the delightful farm activities and delicious treats at Wightman Farms, it's time to explore another family-friendly destination in New Jersey: Ort Farms in Long Valley. Here are four reasons why Ort Farms is a must-visit for families seeking freedom and fun:Fresh Fruit and Vegetables: Ort Farms is known for its high-quality produce. From juicy strawberries in the summer to crisp apples in the fall, there's always a variety of fresh fruits and vegetables to choose from. You can even pick your own and experience the joy of harvesting your food straight from the fields.Beautiful Flowers: If you have a green thumb or simply appreciate the beauty of nature, Ort Farms has a stunning selection of flowers. From vibrant sunflowers to fragrant roses, the farm offers a colorful array of blooms to brighten up any garden or living space.Delicious Baked Goods: Indulge your taste buds with the mouthwatering baked goods at Ort Farms. From warm apple pies to fluffy muffins, their bakery is a treat for both the young and the young at heart. Don't forget to try their famous cider doughnuts, freshly made and coated in cinnamon sugar.Giant Pumpkins: Ort Farms is home to some truly enormous pumpkins. Take your family on a quest to find the biggest one and snap some memorable photos. These giant pumpkins are a sight to behold and will surely leave a lasting impression.At Ort Farms, you can enjoy the freedom of exploring the fields, picking your own produce, and indulging in delicious treats. Whether you're looking for fresh fruits and vegetables, beautiful flowers, or an adventure in a corn maze, Ort Farms has something for everyone in the family. So pack your bags and get ready for a day filled with fun and freedom at Ort Farms in Long Valley.Farms With a Variety of Activities and EventsThere are several farms in New Jersey that offer a variety of activities and events for families to enjoy. These farms provide a perfect opportunity for families to spend quality time together while engaging in fun and exciting experiences. Let's take a look at some of these farms and what they have to offer:Farm NameLocationActivities and EventsAlstede FarmsChester- Daily availability of corn maze, pony rides, hayrides, and bouncy house - Various mazes and friendly animals to meet - Seasonal festivals and special events - Farm store with organic fruits and veggies, homemade pies, and fresh ice creamArgos FarmsForked River- Summer activities include blueberry and sunflower picking, obstacle course, and jumper pillow - Fall activities include pumpkin picking, corn maze, wagon rides, and zip line - Visit from Santa in DecemberAbmas FarmWyckoff- Petting zoo with a variety of animals - Fall activities include hayrides to the pumpkin patch, fall story time sessions, and pumpkin decorating events - Farm camp for kids ages 5-10 - Pick-your-own events throughout the growing seasonDemarest FarmsHillsdale- U-pick peaches, apples, and pumpkins - Petting pigs, sheep, goats, and chickens - Colorful wooden playhouses and photo board cutouts - Halloween Light Show in October and Orchard of Lights with Santa in DecemberThese farms offer a wide range of activities and events that cater to different interests and ages. Alstede Farms, located in Chester, provides daily access to a corn maze, pony rides, hayrides, and a bouncy house. They also have various mazes and friendly animals for visitors to meet. Additionally, they host seasonal festivals and special events, making each visit a unique experience. The farm store at Alstede Farms is a great place to find organic fruits and veggies, homemade pies, and fresh ice cream.Argos Farms in Forked River is another farm that offers a variety of activities throughout the year. During the summer, visitors can enjoy blueberry and sunflower picking, an obstacle course, and a jumper pillow. In the fall, the farm provides pumpkin picking, a corn maze, wagon rides, and a zip line. And don't forget to visit Santa in December!Abmas Farm in Wyckoff is a great choice for families looking for a petting zoo experience. This farm has a wide variety of animals, including goats, sheep, alpacas, donkeys, ponies, bunnies, and pigs. Kids can also enjoy activities such as the goat walk, duck pond, and Bunnyville. In the fall, Abmas Farm offers hayrides to the pumpkin patch, fall story time sessions, and pumpkin decorating events. They even have a farm camp for kids ages 5-10, where they can learn about farming and interact with the animals.Farms With Petting Zoos and Pick-Your-Own EventsOne of the highlights of visiting farms in New Jersey is the opportunity to interact with adorable animals and pick your own fresh produce. Here are four farms that offer petting zoos and pick-your-own events:Alstede Farms - ChesterThis 600-acre family-owned farm offers a wide range of activities for the whole family. You can enjoy a corn maze, pony rides, hayrides, and even bounce around in a bouncy house.They've various mazes to explore and friendly animals to meet, making it a fun and interactive experience.Alstede Farms also hosts seasonal festivals and special events throughout the year, so there's always something new to discover.Don't forget to stop by their farm store, where you can find organic fruits and veggies, homemade pies, and fresh ice cream.Argos Farms - Forked RiverDuring the summer months, Argos Farms offers blueberry and sunflower picking, as well as an obstacle course and a jumper pillow for some high-flying fun.In the fall, you can go pumpkin picking, navigate through a corn maze, enjoy wagon rides, and even try out their zip line.And if you visit in December, you might just get a chance to meet Santa himself.Abmas Farm - WyckoffAbmas Farm is home to a petting zoo where you can meet a variety of animals, including goats, sheep, alpacas, donkeys, ponies, bunnies, pigs, and more.They also offer unique attractions like the goat walk and the duck pond, as well as Bunnyville, a special area dedicated to bunnies.In the fall, you can enjoy hayrides to the pumpkin patch, participate in fall story time sessions, and even join pumpkin decorating events.Abmas Farm also offers a farm camp for kids ages 5-10 and hosts pick-your-own events throughout the growing season.Demarest Farms - HillsdaleDemarest Farms is a kid-friendly farm that not only offers fresh produce but also has a variety of farm animals to interact with.You can pick your own peaches, apples, and pumpkins, and while you're there, don't forget to say hello to the petting pigs, sheep, goats, and chickens.The farm also features colorful wooden playhouses and photo board cutouts, perfect for capturing those memorable moments.And if you visit during October or December, be sure to catch their Halloween Light Show and Orchard of Lights with Santa.These farms provide a fantastic opportunity for families to enjoy hands-on experiences with animals and the chance to harvest their own fresh produce. Whether you're looking for a petting zoo or a pick-your-own event, these farms in New Jersey have something for everyone.Farms With Fall Activities and AttractionsAs we enter the autumn season, New Jersey farms transform into vibrant destinations filled with fall activities and attractions that offer fun for the whole family. From pumpkin picking to corn mazes, hayrides to petting zoos, there are plenty of options to choose from. Let's take a look at some of the top farms in New Jersey that offer fall activities and attractions.Farm NameLocationActivities and AttractionsAlstede FarmsChesterDaily availability of corn maze, pony rides, hayrides, and moreArgos FarmsForked RiverPumpkin picking, corn maze, wagon rides, and zip lineAbmas FarmWyckoffPetting zoo, hayrides to the pumpkin patch, pumpkin decoratingDemarest FarmsHillsdaleU-pick peaches, apples, and pumpkins, petting pigs and moreConklin FarmMontvillePumpkin picking, corn maze, train ride, and moreAt Alstede Farms in Chester, families can enjoy a 600-acre farm with daily availability of a corn maze, pony rides, hayrides, and a bouncy house. The farm also offers various mazes and a chance to meet friendly animals. Seasonal festivals and special events add to the excitement, and the farm store is stocked with organic fruits and veggies, homemade pies, and fresh ice cream.Argos Farms in Forked River offers a range of fall activities, including pumpkin picking, a corn maze, wagon rides, and a zip line. In December, Santa even pays a visit to the farm.Abmas Farm in Wyckoff is known for its petting zoo, where visitors can interact with goats, sheep, alpacas, donkeys, ponies, bunnies, pigs, and more. The farm also offers hayrides to the pumpkin patch, fall story time sessions, and pumpkin decorating events.Demarest Farms in Hillsdale is a kid-friendly farm where families can pick their own peaches, apples, and pumpkins. Kids can also enjoy petting pigs, sheep, goats, and chickens. Colorful wooden playhouses and photo board cutouts add to the fun, and the farm hosts a Halloween Light Show in October and an Orchard of Lights with Santa in December.Conklin Farm in Montville offers a more intimate venue for fall activities. Families can enjoy pumpkin picking, a corn maze, train ride, barnyard animals, and hayrides. A snack shack with hotdogs, hot cider, candy apples, and homemade doughnuts is available, and older kids can even experience a haunted hayride.These farms are just a few examples of the many destinations in New Jersey that offer fall activities and attractions. So gather your loved ones and head out to a farm near you for a memorable autumn adventure.Farms With Pick-Your-Own Options and FestivalsLet's dive into the world of farms in New Jersey that offer pick-your-own options and host exciting festivals. Here are four farms that provide a fun-filled experience for the whole family:Alstede Farms - Chester: This 600-acre family-owned farm offers a wide range of activities. Enjoy daily adventures such as navigating through a corn maze, pony rides, hayrides, and bouncing in a bouncy house. Meet friendly animals and explore various mazes. Don't miss out on their seasonal festivals and special events. You can also visit their farm store, which offers organic fruits and veggies, homemade pies, and fresh ice cream.Argos Farms - Forked River: During the summer, Argos Farms is the place to be for blueberry and sunflower picking, as well as an obstacle course and jumper pillow. In the fall, enjoy pumpkin picking, a corn maze, wagon rides, and a thrilling zip line. And keep an eye out for a special visit from Santa in December.Abmas Farm - Wyckoff: Abmas Farm is known for its petting zoo, featuring a variety of animals including goats, sheep, alpacas, donkeys, ponies, bunnies, and pigs. Explore attractions like the goat walk, duck pond, and Bunnyville. Fall activities include hayrides to the pumpkin patch, fall story time sessions, and pumpkin decorating events. They also offer a farm camp for kids ages 5-10 and pick-your-own events throughout the growing season.Demarest Farms - Hillsdale: This kid-friendly farm boasts fresh produce and a chance to interact with farm animals. U-pick peaches, apples, and pumpkins are available. Kids will love petting pigs, sheep, goats, and chickens. Additionally, colorful wooden playhouses and photo board cutouts provide endless entertainment. Don't miss their Halloween Light Show in October and Orchard of Lights with Santa in December.These farms offer not only pick-your-own options but also exciting festivals and events. So gather your loved ones and head out to experience the freedom and fun of these New Jersey farms.Farms With Scenic Rides and Delicious TreatsWith its scenic rides and delectable treats, exploring the farms in New Jersey becomes a delightful experience for all. Among the top farms that offer both scenic rides and delicious treats are Wightman Farms in Morristown and Ort Farms in Long Valley.Wightman Farms is known for its scenic hayrides that take you through their beautiful fields and orchards. As you take in the breathtaking views, the fresh country air fills your lungs, giving you a sense of freedom and relaxation. After the hayride, you can enjoy their corn maze, where you can challenge yourself to find your way out. And while you're there, don't forget to try their freshly squeezed apple cider, homemade pies, apple butter, and cider doughnuts. These treats are made with love and will surely satisfy your cravings.Ort Farms, on the other hand, offers not only scenic views but also fresh fruit and vegetables. As you stroll through their farm, you'll be surrounded by beautiful flowers and the smell of nature. When it's time for a treat, head over to their bakery and indulge in their delicious baked goods. From pies to cookies, their treats are made with the finest ingredients and are sure to please your taste buds. And if you're in the mood for some autumn fun, don't miss their giant pumpkins and their fun corn maze.Frequently Asked QuestionsAre There Any Farms in New Jersey That Offer Activities and Events for Families Year-Round?Yes, there are farms in New Jersey that offer activities and events for families year-round. Some of these farms include Alstede Farms, Argos Farms, Abmas Farm, Demarest Farms, Conklin Farm U-Pick, Stony Hill Farms, Terhune Orchards, Von Thuns, Wightman Farms, and Ort Farms.These farms provide a variety of experiences such as petting zoos, pick-your-own events, fall activities, scenic rides, and delicious treats. Families can enjoy a range of fun-filled activities and create lasting memories at these farms throughout the year.Which Farms in New Jersey Have a Petting Zoo Where Visitors Can Interact With a Variety of Animals?There are several farms in New Jersey where visitors can interact with a variety of animals.Alstede Farms in Chester has a petting zoo with friendly goats, sheep, alpacas, ponies, and more.Abmas Farm in Wyckoff also has a petting zoo with goats, sheep, donkeys, bunnies, pigs, and other animals.Demarest Farms in Hillsdale allows visitors to pet pigs, sheep, goats, and chickens.These farms offer a fun and educational experience for families looking to interact with animals.Are There Any Farms in New Jersey That Offer Pick-Your-Own Events and Festivals Throughout the Year?Yes, there are several farms in New Jersey that offer pick-your-own events and festivals throughout the year.Some of these farms include Abmas Farm in Wyckoff, which offers pick-your-own events throughout the growing season and has a petting zoo with a variety of animals.Terhune Orchards in Princeton also offers pick-your-own options, including over 30 varieties of apples, and hosts Fall Family Weekends with cornstalk and hay bale mazes, face painting, and pumpkin decorating.Von Thuns in South Brunswick has pick-your-own options for apples, strawberries, peas, blueberries, blackberries, and pumpkins, and hosts Fall Festival Weekends with hayrides, corn mazes, and more.These farms provide a fun and interactive experience for the whole family.Do Any Farms in New Jersey Offer Scenic Rides in Addition to Delicious Treats?Yes, some farms in New Jersey offer scenic rides in addition to delicious treats.Wightman Farms in Morristown provides scenic hayrides through their beautiful farm. You can also enjoy their corn maze and corn-filled sandbox. Don't forget to try their freshly squeezed apple cider, homemade pies, apple butter, and cider doughnuts.Ort Farms in Long Valley offers scenic rides as well, along with fresh fruit and vegetables, beautiful flowers, delicious baked goods, and giant pumpkins.Are There Any Farms in New Jersey That Are Known for Their Fall Activities and Attractions?There are several farms in New Jersey that are known for their fall activities and attractions.One popular option is Conklin Farm U-Pick in Montville, which offers pumpkin picking, a corn maze, train rides, and barnyard animals.Another great choice is Demarest Farms in Hillsdale, where you can enjoy U-pick peaches, apples, and pumpkins, as well as petting pigs, sheep, goats, and chickens.Stony Hill Farms in Chester also offers a giant corn maze, hayrides, and a playground.These farms provide fun and excitement for the whole family during the fall season.ConclusionAs we bid farewell to the enchanting farms of New Jersey, we're reminded of the beauty and wonder that can be found in the simplest of pleasures.These farms, with their vibrant fields, playful animals, and delicious treats, symbolize the joy and connection that can be experienced when families come together to explore and create memories.So, gather your loved ones and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and the magic that only a day on these top farms can provide. 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2024.03.08 01:33 0_----__----_0 Hi Denver, here is my list of things to do this weekend. [March 7th - 10th]

Hi Denver, here is my list of things to do this weekend. [March 7th - 10th]
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THURSDAY - MARCH 7th

Nuggets vs Celtics @ Ball Arena @ 8PM
Candlelight: A Tribute to Nirvana @ Wings Museum @ 6:30PM / 9:15PM Hear the best of Nirvana in classical interpretation as performed by Nexus String Quintet.
Dancing with the Stars Live @ Paramount Theatre @ 7:30PM Following its sold-out success last year, this brand-new high-energy production features your favorite DWTS pros and special guest stars!
BOCO Flamenco Festival @ Boulder Theater @ 7PM This year’s festival features high-energy flamenco performances filled with emotive, and rhythmic storytelling, and inspired by the vivid artwork of the painter Mark Rothko.
LANY @ Mission Ballroom @ 7:30PM With Hazlett & Conor Burns
Blackberry Smoke @ Ogden Theatre @ 8PM With Them Dirty Roses
Boogarins + Levitation Room @ Marquis Theater @ 8PM
Ryan Beatty @ Gothic Theatre @ 8PM
HE$H @ The Church Nightclub @ 9PM
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum @ Bluebird Theater @ 8PM
Briscoe + Nathaniel Riley @ Globe Hall @ 8PM

FRIDAY - MARCH 8th

Avalanche vs Wild @ Ball Arena @ 7PM
Spring Exhibition Opening Party @ MCA @ 6PM Celebrate the opening night of MCA’s Spring exhibitions with drinks, music, and your local community of art lovers.
Candlelight: A Tribute to Taylor Swift @ Trinity United Methodist Church @ 6:30PM / 9PM Hear your favorite Taylor Swift hits classically reimagined!
Emo Nite @ Summit @ 9PM
Chelsea Cutler @ Fillmore Auditorium @ 7:30PM
Ravenscoon @ Ogden Theatre @ 7:30PM With Barnacle boi, Brothel., & more
Honey Island Swamp Band @ Meow Wolf @ 8PM
Briston Maroney @ Gothic Theatre @ 8:30PM With Snarls
Wuki @ Temple @ 10PM
Simon Doty + Alex Kennon @ The Church Nightclub @ 9PM
Donavon Frankenreiter @ Bluebird Theater @ 8PM With Goodnight, Texas
TOBEHONEST @ Boulder Theater @ 7:30PM With Peazy & LØU
Husbands @ Fox Theatre @ 8PM With Being Dead & Pool Sharks
Evan Dando @ Globe Hall @ 8PM
Chain Station @ Chautauqua Community House @ 8PM

SATURDAY - MARCH 9th

Nuggets vs Jazz @ Ball Arena @ 7PM
March Boxing Madness @ Boulder Theater @ 6PM Javier Aragon vs Jeremy Ramos
Beer Fest @ Zeppelin Station @ 1PM This enchanting beer festival invites you to step into a mythical land filled with faeries, dragons, and the finest brews from across the kingdom of Denver.
Merch Radness Vintage and Apparel Market @ Improper City @ 3PM This market will be hosting some of Denver’s finest vintage, makers, & designers.
Decade of Darshan @ Lumonics Light & Sound Gallery @ 7:00 PM Celebrate the 10-year anniversary of the Darshan Dance Company with special guests including DJ MIRAJA.
Lady Aviator Showcase @ Wings Museum @ 10AM Meet and learn from female pilots, see their airplanes up close, and enjoy delicious bites from local food trucks.
‘Everything Everywhere All At Once’ Screening @ DMNS @ 7PM
Candlelight: A Tribute to Fleetwood Mac @ Trinity United Methodist Church @ 6:30PM / 9PM Fleetwood Mac’s best hits reimagined for piano and violin!
Christian McBride @ Lone Tree Arts Center @ 8PM
Brett Young @ Fillmore Auditorium @ 6:30PM
Moon Taxi @ Summit @ 8PM
Destroyer @ Marquis Theater @ 8PM
SunSquabi + Lespecial @ Mission Ballroom @ 8PM With Big Something & Underlux
Ravenscoon @ Ogden Theatre @ 7:30PM With Artifakts, Mindset, & more
Nils Hoffmann @ Meow Wolf @ 9PM With Garrettson Streit
Solshine Reverie @ Fox Theatre @ 8PM
Briston Maroney @ Gothic Theatre @ 8:30PM With Snarls
Madds @ Temple @ 10PM
Wildermiss @ Bluebird Theater @ 9PM With Hembree
Brendan Aberthany @ Globe Hall @ 8PM
The Rocket Summer @ Moxi Theater @ 8PM

SUNDAY - MARCH 10th

Nick Swardson Stand Up @ Comedy Works Downtown @ 7:15PM / 9:45PM
Louis Johnson Stand Up @ Comedy Works South @ 7PM
Petey @ Ogden Theatre @ 8PM
Twin Temple @ Gothic Theatre @ 8PM With Vowws
Hermanos de Leche @ Boulder Theater @ 8PM
Margo Cilker @ Globe Hall @ 8PM

All Weekend

SATURDAY & SUNDAY - Sugar Plum Bazaar Spring Fling @ The Arvada Center Sugar Plum Bazaar is a vibrant marketplace that showcases the creativity and talent of over 60 local makers and small businesses.
All weekend - Denver Restaurant Week LAST CHANCE - Celebrate the city’s thriving culinary scene with special prices at select restaurants!
All weekend - Jurassic Quest @ Colorado Convention Center Walk through this self-guided experience featuring more true-to-life dinosaurs than any other touring dinosaur event, plus dinosaur rides and a ton of activities!
All weekend - Ari Shaffir Stand Up @ Comedy Works Downtown
All weekend - Nick Swardson Stand Up @ Comedy Works South
All weekend - Stravinsky’s ‘The Firebird’ in Concert @ Boettcher Concert Hall Colorado Symphony performs Stravinsky’s eternally captivating ‘The Firebird,’ a composition that blurs the lines between fantasy and reality.
All weekend - 2024 Oscar Shorts: Live Action @ Dairy Arts Center Don’t miss this year’s selection of Oscar-nominated live action short films ahead of the big night!
All weekend - StarQuest International Dance Competition @ Colorado Convention Center Enjoy the theatrical, exciting, and fun-filled atmosphere and join in on the dance extravaganza!
All weekend - ‘Coppélia’ Ballet @ Ellie Caulkins Opera House This charming and humorous Colorado Ballet production tells the story of a young man infatuated with a life-like doll, leading to escapades and mistaken identities along a journey of true love.
All weekend - ‘Mindfield’ Ballet @ Dairy Arts Center Boulder Ballet presents their winter contemporary ballet production featuring three unique, yet intertwined dance pieces exploring the notions of personal wellness and movement as therapy.
All weekend - The Improvised Shakespeare Company Comedy Show @ Garner Galleria Theatre The dazzling players create a brand new, fully improvised masterpiece right before your eyes. Enjoy an evening of spontaneous comedy featuring the language and themes of William Shakespeare!
All weekend - ‘Hairspray’ Musical @ Buell Theatre Featuring the beloved score of hit songs, this all-new touring production brings back one of Broadway’s most iconic and warm-hearted stories.
All weekend - ‘Natasha, Pierre, and The Great Comet of 1812’ Musical @ Arvada Center Nominated for 12 Tony-awards upon its roaring premiere, this musical extravaganza combines the unimaginable - electropop tunes with the scandalous slice of Tolstoy’s ‘War and Peace.’
All weekend - 'The Legend of Georgia McBride' Play @ Vintage Theatre With snappy zingers and dance-worthy numbers, this wildly entertaining story challenges our perceptions of identity and classic gender roles with extraordinary humor and depth.
All weekend - ‘A Year with Frog and Toad’ Family-Friendly Musical @ Arvada Center Arnold Lobel's treasured characters hop from page to stage in a story of friendship and adventure.
All weekend - ‘Rubicon’ Play @ Kilstrom Theatre Based on a true story of Elizabeth Pack, ‘Rubicon’ tracks the thrilling career of one of history’s most effective spies.
All weekend - ‘Cebollas’ Play @ Singleton Theatre New Mexican culture and the immutable bond of sisterhood take center stage in this outlandish comedy, which received stellar audience response at the 2022 Colorado New Play Summit.

Ongoing

Ongoing - ‘Space Explorers: The Infinite’ Immersive Experience @ Stanley Marketplace Embark on an immersive excursion through new breathtaking videos that reveal the many wonders of space exploration.
Ongoing - ‘The Berlin Airlift: Supplies from the Sky’ Exhibition @ Wings Museum The exhibit shares the lessons of courage, perseverance, and the triumph of the human spirit and pays tribute to the brave citizens who risked their lives to bring hope to a divided city.
Ongoing - 'Spookadelia' Immersive Show @ Spectra Art Space 'Spookadelia: Doubt’s Echo' is an all-ages narrative-driven psychedelic immersive art, theatrical, and highly interactive experience.
Ongoing - Colorado Scholastic Art & Writing Awards Showcase @ DAM See projects from the annual Scholastic Art & Writing Awards, nation’s longest-running and most prestigious recognition program for creative teens.
Ongoing - ‘The Russells in Denver, 1921’ Exhibition @ DAM Charles M. Russel’s works capture the vast landscapes, mountain ranges, and peoples of the American West of the 1880s, thus leaving a valuable chronicle of the West that once was.
Ongoing - ‘Personal Geographies’ Exhibition @ DAM The exhibition presents a selection of images by two artists - Trent Davis Bailey and Brian Adams who seek to understand themselves and the places they treasure though photography.
Ongoing - Spring Exhibition Series @ MCA NEW - MCA’s Spring series includes solo exhibitions of three contemporary artists whose multidisciplinary works focus on the exploration of the natural phenomena, landscapes, and human interactions with the natural world.
Ongoing - ‘Performing Self’ Exhibition @ Boulder Museum of Contemporary ArtThis exhibition provides a look into how seven multidisciplinary artists celebrate the mutability of self-identity through the embodiment of alter egos or personae.
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2024.03.05 01:12 lp1571 Roundup of all of the tea fragrances I've tried

I've quickly found that tea is my favorite note in fragrance and have tried more scents with tea as a note than anything else so I thought I'd pull together thoughts on everything I've tried. Included stuff about me bc I found it helpful when reading similar posts but feel free to skip!
ABOUT ME
About me (general fragrance prefs): I tend to like fragrances that skew feminine, like florals / greens / musk / boozy, / fruit, meh on gourmands / sweet / aquatics, tend to dislike spicy / earthy. Some of my current non-tea favorite fragrances are Initio Paragon, Diptyque Fleur de Peau, Maison Crivelli Hibiscus Majahad, and Replica Coffee Break. I value longevity but projection not as much, fragrances tend not to perform super well on me but I have dry skin, spend most of my time in dry climates, and don't tend to overspray.
About me (non-fragrance): late 20s, female, Asian-American, have lived East Coast & West Coast, work corporate, avid home chef, very outdoorsy in my hobbies but most people wouldn't guess that based on first impressions, feminine, talk very fast, strong personality.
My level of interest in the hobby: relatively new (6-12 months) but I notoriously go all-out on my hobbies. I've worked professionally in adjacent industries (beauty & food), so have kind of transitioned knowledge & skills from both into fragrance. Tea is a passion of mine - I drink every day, only drink loose leaf, careful about my sourcing, use a fancy kettle, etc.
REVIEWS (alphabetized by house, minimum tested on skin)
The Yulong - Armani Prive (own a FB), 10/10
This has a soft citrus / floral opening but settles down into a very realistic green tea. There's a soft smoky quality to it that evokes dried tea leaves, not a brewed cup. To me, this smells like sticking my nose into one of the tins of nice green tea I get from China (which is a huge positive). The Yulong is what I conceptualize when I think of what a 'tea fragrance' is. Performance is strong for an EdT, I get ~4 hours of wear with light projection and then another 1-2 hours of it as a skin scent.
Some notes since I see this get compared to Wulong Cha a lot: I'd say The Yulong is more sophisticated, floral, and more 'tea'; Wulong Cha is brighter, much more citrus, and more green. WC has moderately better performance in both longevity and projection. WC is more of a warm weather / day time scent, the smoky / dried quality makes TY more fitting for more seasons & scenarios. They're both very unisex, TY reads ever so slightly more feminine to me.
Where I'd wear this: to the office, on a date (though I wouldn't say this is a 'sexy' scent), a work or family evening event, at home, but really pretty much anywhere.
Figuier Eden - Armani Prive (tested), 2/10
I almost blind bought this because from the notes (tea, fig, pink pepper, iris) it seemed like my perfect fragrance. Sadly, I got a very distinct dill / pickle note from this that ruined it for me :/. In general though, I do love the Armani Prive line and find them to be well-executed so maybe if you don't get the dill note you would like this.
Where I'd wear this: I wouldn't.
Gris Charnel EDP - BDK (sampled), 6/10
Gris Charnel is very well-blended, and doesn't smell like a tea fragrance to me as I don't really pick out many of the listed notes. I would describe this as a 'cold day' scent, where it feels like wearing a cashmere sweater but there's a sharpness to it that's like walking outside when it's windy and overcast. This is a nice fragrance and I do see why it gets the hype, but it's sharper and more masculine than I typically prefer so not so much for me, though I do see myself getting through the sample. Everything I've tried from BDK has been disappointing in terms of performance, where it's a skin scent after about 30 min. The internet led me to believe this was a more feminine scent, but I'd say it's solidly unisex and very fall/winter.
P.S. I find the extrait very similar, ever so slightly warmer, sweeter, and a tiny bit longer lasting but you definitely don't need both.
Where I'd wear this: a trip to the UK, walking around in an all-black outfit, a dimly lit craft cocktail bar
Rain Tea - Chasing Scents (tested), 7/10
This is a very photorealistic chamomile tea with honey, which I grew up drinking. I don't get any actual tea leaves from this, maaaybe a little bit of white tea. It's cozy, warm, and sweet without the honey being overpowering. This wore close to the skin on me, and I don't remember its longevity. I'd say it skews more feminine, daytime, and is all-season appropriate except maybe summer.
Where I'd wear this: lounging at home, taking a walk with friends on the weekend, dinner at my parents or in-laws
L'Ombre des Merveilles - Hermes (tested), 8/10
This smells very true to its notes (black tea, incense, tonka) and gives me the impression of lapsang souchang. I'd describe it as warm, sheer, smoky, and relaxing. The opening is more incense-y and the dry down more black tea, but I can smell all of the notes throughout the full lifetime of the fragrance. On me, projection is moderate but longevity is quite good (6+ hours before it turns into a skin scent). Very unisex leaning very slightly masculine, and all season / time appropriate except maybe summer daytime. I enjoy this a lot and will probably buy a FB, but am not rushing to.
This reminds me a lot of Dear Polly in the dry down - both are warm, sheer black tea scents, but the fruitiness and musk in DP makes it more uplifting, feminine, and intimate vs. the smokiness in L'OdM reads more masculine and nighttime.
Where I'd wear this: work event, dinner with friends, to feel warm in the winter with my favorite sweater
Unknown Pleasures - Kerosene (tested), 7.5/10
I originally discounted this because it opens with a super strong lemon that's a bit cleaner-y, but sniffed my wrist a few hours later and loved it. To me, this smells like oolong tea leaves after you steep them (somewhere in between leaves and a brewed cup). I associate this with Taiwanese oolongs which can often have a creamy, milky quality to them which I think is from the waffle cone accord. I do not think this is very reminiscent of earl grey, as I do not get either bergamot or black tea. This is probably the safest blind buy of all of the Kerosene fragrances I've tried, and I see why it's their best seller (will probably get my own bottle in the near future). As with many Kerosene fragrances, it's not really possible to ascribe to any gender, and the longevity is quite strong (could smell 6+ hours later).
Where I'd wear this: to a coffee shop, reading a good book, meeting a friend for lunch
The Matcha - Le Labo (sampled), 7/10 overall scent, 2/10 tea scent.
I can't pick out tea at all in this, and definitely not matcha. I get green fig, a creamy coconut / lactonic accord, and some herbaceous notes that I suppose could be slightly tea-like. For me, this feels like a fragrance that tried to capture all of the 'components' of matcha (green, creamy, earthy) but failed to actually make it smell like matcha. It is a nice unisex fig fragrance, more office-y and all-season for me than Philosykos or Debaser, but not a wow for me.
Where I'd wear this: can't think of anywhere this would be particularly appropriate or inappropriate
The Noir - Le Labo (tried), 4/10
Similar to The Matcha, I think Le Labo went for all of the components or facets of black tea but ended up with something that didn't actually smell like black tea. It's very smoky, incense-y, and tobacco-y to me with some woods in the background. I do not get any of the fig / bergamot top notes. Very masculine, and I'd still prefer this as a candle vs. on a man.
Where I'd wear this: not for me
Matcha Meditation - Maison Margiela Replica (tested), 5/10
This is more interesting & non-linear than a lot of the other MMR fragrances, but also IMO not as good. I get a citrus-y and floral opening that's quite pleasant although not very matcha-reminiscent. The problem for me is that for most of the middle of its life, I get very screechy jasmine/white floral + matcha (coming from someone who loves jasmine) that I could definitely see being headache-inducing. The matcha here does smell more realistic & noticeable to me than in most other fragrances I've tried with that accord. The drydown is a simple but nice white chocolate and musk that's sweet but not overly so. Feminine, reminds me of spring, and longevity was better than a lot of MMR EdTs. I won't be sampling or buying this.
Where I'd wear this: a walk outside in the spring, maybe at home alone, not in any enclosed spaces with other people
Indigo - Nest (tested), 8/10
This is a dark, juicy, fruity fragrance that smells like drinking a, cup of black tea with blackberry juice. I get the fruity + some woody components more than I get the tea, but it's a beautiful fragrance nonetheless. The fruit is realistic, with an almost sticky quality but not overly sweet, like the smell of crushed berries. The listed notes say cardamom, which is the one thing I can't really smell as there is no spicy quality to my nose. Some similarities to Dear Polly, but this is juicier, darker, and I smell the tea less. For the price it's excellent - the dark fruit is very addictive, and while it's not extremely complex it doesn't feel generic as I don't see as many designemass market fragrances with this scent profile. Definitely a feminine fragrance, don't recall the performance so probably not great and not terrible, and all-season appropriate except maybe summer day time. I will likely get a FB of this during the next Sephora sale.
Where I'd wear this: going out in the summer or fall, on a date, office-appropriate in colder climates
Wulong Cha - Nishane (own a FB), 9.5/10
​This was the first niche bottle I bought, and I absolutely love it. It’s a bright, citrusy, green, herbaceous scent which lasts longer than any other citrus I’ve tried. This definitely reminds me more of a brewed cup of lemon green tea or iced green tea, as opposed to leaves, although I can smell the tea leaves a bit more in the dry down. I find this to be more of a citrus/green fragrance than a tea fragrance, very summery, and very unisex with no lean feminine or masculine. I get around ~2 hours of moderate projection, and about 6 hours total of wear before it turns into a skin scent which is quite good for me for this scent profile.
Where I'd wear this: out on a summer night, vacation, if I needed an energy boost, shopping at a farmer's market, also office-friendly.
Dear Polly - Vilhelm (sampled), 9/10
This is a beautiful creamy sweet black tea scent, reminiscent of my best friend's favorite cup of black tea with milk and sugar. I don't agree with the accords listed on Fragrantica as it's neither citrusy nor green to my nose, but I do smell the green apple in the beginning (part of the sweetness). In the drydown, the sweetness fades and I can smell the musk more clearly. I think this fragrance matches perfectly with the inspiration (love letter to his wife), as it feels very intimate to me. I'd say it's more feminine, but a man could certainly wear it. Vilhelm has generally poor performance (with some outliers) on my skin, but I'd say this is a lightly projecting scent with moderate longevity. I will be buying a FB of this in the near future.
Where I'd wear this: a cute date night, dinner with friends, hanging out at home, appropriate for most situations
Edited: some tea fragrances I haven’t tried yet but are on my list are listed below, would appreciate thoughts on these + relating them to any I have tried above!
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2024.03.02 01:19 eZGjBw1Z New and Changed Products - March 2024 (1 of 2: American Whiskey, Brandy, Canadian Whiskey, Cordial, Gin, and Irish Whisky)

Usually around the first of the month we have a batch of price changes. According to the "How to Become a Contract Liquor Agent" document, "The Agent must also complete price changes that occur at the first of the month..."
Unfortunately, it looks like OHLQ has disabled the old ohlq.com/product/#### shortcut that links to products so the hyperlinks below don't work.
There are too many changes to fit into a single post so I've had to split the post into two:
  1. (This Post) New and Changed Products - March 2024 (1 of 2: American Whiskey, Brandy, Canadian Whiskey, Cordial, Gin, and Irish Whisky)
  2. New and Changed Products - March 2024 (2 of 2: Rum, Scotch, Tequila, and Vodka)
I plan to use this post to capture other smaller changes that happen during the rest of the month before the big change next month.
Counts for 3/1/24:
For each category I've sorted by the amount of the price increase or decrease. New products are shown first, then price decreases are shown in decreasing order followed by price increases in increasing order. At the end are products with other changes unrelated to price.
Here are links to what changed last month in February, 2024:
  1. New and Changed Products - March 2024 (1 of 2: American Whiskey, Brandy, Canadian Whiskey, Cordial, Gin, and Irish Whisky)
  2. New and Changed Products - March 2024 (2 of 2: Rum, Scotch, Tequila, and Vodka)
Current product status is indicated on each line as follows. OHLQ hasn't publicly explained what these things mean but I've included my best guess below.

American Whiskey

Brandy

Canadian Whiskey

Cordial

Gin

Irish Whisky

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2024.02.29 00:23 Calm_Manufacturer168 This perfume on my gf drove me crazy for months: by killian woman in gold.

When I first saw my girlfriend at a friends party I was drawn to her immediately, as attractive as she was, so well dressed, carried herself so well. So I went around hoping to speak to her, that’s when I caught the first whiff, I immediately felt on edge, she smelled incredible, like a fine line between elegant and sensual. I couldn’t get her or the perfume out of my head for days.
I eventually asked her for a date, 10 mins in I knew I was done for, this woman had captured my mind my heart and I couldn’t separate her and this fragrance. As I drove back after dropping her my entire car smelled of this and gosh did I savour every second it lasted.
As things progressed with us over time, we had our first kiss, and that’s when I smelled what I can only describe as smoky chocolate and vanilla, don’t think I’ve even been as turned on ever, is it her or her perfume or both?
And it changes as every hour goes by, so irresistible and so smoky.
It’s been nearly a year and I love her a lot, I’m so smitten, she’s an embodiment of this perfume, it smells so visceral, that play of nice and naughty almost delicious evil.
I’m not super familiar with perfumes or the notes etc I just wanted to share in case anyone was looking to buy a sexy yet elegant perfume, it’s looks so safe yet you know it’s dangerous, so good yet so bad.
Edit
Here’s two lists
she likes on women
Feve gourmande by guerlain
Zara sublime epoque
Ysl black opium
Zara gardenia
Zara golden decade
Ysl libre
Ysl babycat
Gucci guilty
Burberry goddess ( along with the body lotion that comes in the cylinder bottle)
Chanel mademoiselle
Jo Malone wood sage and sea salt
Jo Malone blackberry and bay
Parfum de Marlys delaih
Glossier you
Parfums M micallef note vanille
Micallef pure extreme
By killian woman in gold
By killian angels share
The harmonist hypnotizing fire
Glamorous by Ralph Lauren
this combo on the body
The dark pink body moisturiser from Sol de janeiro plus loccitane almond oil mixed together
For MEN
Creed green Irish tweed
Hermes Le jardin de monsieur li
Chanel noir
Jo Malone blackberry & bay
By killian vodka on the rocks
By killian apple brandy
Montale intense cafe (oud-dy)
Tom ford vanilla something (that’s what she said 🤷🏻‍♂️)
Zara green apple one( does not stay)
Aqua di gio armani
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