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Kind of disappointed so far… (Spoilers for Space Babies and The Devil’s Chord)

2024.05.12 23:51 azbatboy Kind of disappointed so far… (Spoilers for Space Babies and The Devil’s Chord)

“Oh great, another hater” I hear you saying. And I know I’m just about to get into some gripes I’ve had with the newest episodes but let me assure you that I am not.
So in good faith, I’ll list some of the positives that I took away from the episodes:
  1. Ncuti Gatwa is an electric Doctor and I absolutely love his energy and personality.
  2. Millie Gibson is also an incredible companion and the chemistry between the Doctor and Ruby Sunday wouldn’t be the same without Millie.
  3. I loved the campiness and silliness of these episodes. Just over the top fourth wall breaking madness and I’m here for that. I’m usually not a fan of fourth wall breaks in shows anymore (just because of overuse in Deadpool and other shows) but I surprisingly very much go enjoyed it.
Now. On with the gripes.
My main concerns lie in the writing of the episodes. Now, Doctor Who is no stranger to some weaker episodes and I know that. And I honestly kept trying to give these episodes the benefit of the doubt. But something was just… lacking. And for a while I didn’t know what.
But I think what these 2 episodes lacked was depth. It’s a blanket buzzword but I think it does capture what went wrong here.
In Space Babies we begin with an interesting concept. Babies in Space all alone and there’s a monster (made of their own snot) hiding on board. Okay, simple, silly, straightforward. But what happened here was that beyond the premise there was nothing interesting happening. And it wasn’t the twist that the bogeyman was made of bogies.
For me, I think the best Doctor Who episodes resonate best when they poke at real world issues. Like allegories. And that’s why I particularly liked the episode Oxygen, because it’s a poke at late stage Capitalism and the dystopian effects of that.
With Space Babies, there wasn’t any moral dilemmas being questioned, no classic speeches (not every episode needs one but for the first episode it could have used it). Just a lacked the certain Doctor Who style. The reason for the babies leaving is left unanswered for half the episode and when it does get answered it’s a 1 minute explanation of “government recession” and then that’s it. The crew left the station because it got shut down, but had to keep the baby factory alive. Why did it have to be in space?
Also throughout the episode I kept feeling like the actions of Ruby and the Doctor were purely reactionary and at times it felt like Ruby was just a stand in for the the audience as we floated through the story with little to no affect on the story.
BUT THEN, The Devil’s Chord. A mysterious chord summons a music god/demon/entity. Love it.
But man, even this episode it just lacked any depth. With Doctor Who there’s a thing they do where they have these clever explanations for fantasy things to be scientific. And I was really hoping that there would be a moment as to why music had such a profound impact on human beings and why exactly a chord could summon an entity.
But no. Instead we get a bunch of reactionary scenes where the Maestro (who I absolutely loved btw) do some shenanigans with Ruby and the Doctor either reacting to or running away.
And man! When the Doctor was trying to find the chord to put the Maestro back I was so expecting some clever Doctor cleverness (with maybe some of 12’s rock bravado) to find an “inverse”. And there’s a moment when 15 says “but I have lived, and I have loved. And I can only smile like this because I have lost so much. I have experienced everything. Every single thing. And if that’s where music comes from…” and plays a note. I so wanted the notes to “The Doctor’s Theme” from series 1 to be played. I know that wouldn’t make sense, and I probably should have been 15’s but EVEN THAT wasn’t played. It was just some random notes.
And when the Beatles (who had zero affect on the story which annoyed me) found the final note, it again, was nonsensical and nothing. I thought it would be somewhat interesting like maybe the chord to send the Maestro back was a Beatles song. Nope! It’s just a weird chord!
It lacks the Doctor Who charm of having these forces of science be the villains. I understand that Maestro is like a god, but I would’ve been vastly more interested if Maestro had some other power other than killing people who played music or whatever. I think back to the movie Yesterday and think how that concept could have been a cool Doctor Who episode. Like a Fires of Pompeii but for the Beatles. Or something. And I liked the Aeolian tones thing, but it felt like it wasn’t expanded upon enough. I wish it was because it was something about music that isn’t widely known but is unique and quite ominous. Stuff like that though should’ve been more prevalent in the episode. Use music science to create an interesting episode.
And again, the depth just isn’t there. The conflict and stakes are so shallow and it isn’t giving Ncuti and Millie chances to shine as interesting and dynamic characters.
I feel like right now the show is watered down. Like Disney got a hold of the scripts and cut out anything interesting. It’s got all the basic building blocks of Doctor Who, it just isn’t as compelling as its previous seasons.
But that snow thing? That’s cool, I’ll concede to that. So I will hold out hope for this incarnation and I’m excited to see where things take us.
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2024.05.12 13:24 Captainatom931 The Dawn of Post-Modern Doctor Who

The double (or de facto triple if you're outside the UK!) premiere of Season 1 is already a bold new way to launch a series of doctor who. It's a streaming first show now, and mechanical elements like the way it's released were inevitably going to change with that. But watching the episodes themselves, I suddenly realised that all of that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to the sweeping stylistic changes that the show has very rapidly undergone. So if you'll permit my pretentiousness, I think we've entered the age of postmodern Doctor Who; and things will never be the same again.
Sidenote: I'm not really going to make any comments on the quality of the storytelling/plot/dialogue of episodes or how much myself or anyone else might or might not have enjoyed them - I don't think it's really relevant to a discussion of style like this.
Space Babies and The Devil's Chord have reasonably standard doctor who premises when you look at them in a single line - "Doctor Who and Companion go to a Space Station run by intelligent babies" and "Doctor Who meets the Beatles and faces off against an enemy who wants to destroy music" could easily fit into any series of the show from the last 61 years. However, the way they're presented is so wildly different to how they would've been done in the past. Postmodernism is defined by a move away from literalism, from purely depictive or functional art, and an indulgence in superfluous flair and visual/narrative panache.
Space Babies is the least avant-garde of the two episodes, but it has a vibrancy to its design, to its direction, to its characters that I don't think I'd ever seen in doctor who until now. Everything has been dialled up to eleven - even the TARDIS lands dramatically! Twice! Compare the austerity of the design of space stations/spaceships in The End of the World, 42, Into The Dalek, and The Tsurunga Conundrum to the boldness of design in this episode. The script contains stylistic departures from what we're used to too - speeches/monologues are kept short, and replaced by dialogues, even in key moments of exposition. There's an indulgence in using backstory to set up emotional points, and the emotions are far more outward and sincere than they were for previous doctors - especially after such a short time into their run. Nothing is kept restrained - this is Total Who, for everything from visual design to how the tardis lands to the comedic elements. And when the big season arc teaser descends, it's not downplayed like in past "first episodes". No more random bits of graffiti. Instead, it's shouted loud and clear, with an immediate emotional reaction from Ruby. Space Babies takes a very standard setup and premise that's been done half dozen times in doctor who before, and takes it in a vibrant new direction. But this is only the beginning.
The Devil's Chord could have been one of the most boring episodes of Doctor Who ever. Doctor Who meets the Beatles and learns that without their music the universe is destroyed, Another tedious bit of celebrity historical hagiography. What we get is so incredibly far from that - a bold, innovative, avant-garde, exciting story about music, humanity, and damn good fashion sense. The fourth wall is shattered in the first few minutes and remains demolished for the rest of the episode. What would've once been played as a cute little meta joke about theme music is a major plot point emphasising the power of the Maestro. Maetsro is a tremendously bold choice for a villain - and is written like no other in Doctor Who before. The show's had its fair share of cosmic entities, but Maestro takes it to another level. The direction of The Devil's Chord is like nothing else ever seen before in Doctor Who - sharp, indulgent, emotional, and extremely high quality. We've had some fantastically well-directed episodes of DW before but none of them have such a strong sense of style as this. The substance isn't lost either, but I feel that where those two elements would've once been separate they're now inextricably linked. Style and Substance are the same thing in this new post-modern Doctor Who.
What impresses me about this bold direction for the show is how...unexpected it is in today's TV landscape. Comparable sci-fi dramas on streaming and TV at the moment all follow the same kind of very literal, depictive, direct way of storytelling - not that that's inherently bad, but it's become something of a standard style. NuWho has until now been quite reactive to the rest of the media landscape, but this is proactive. There's no attempt to downplay the wackiness that doctor who can uniquely represent, instead it's promoted. For the first time in a very long time, there's nothing else on TV like it. Stylistically, The Devil's Chord seems to have more in common with Poor Things than it has with the last 20 years of Doctor Who. It's an astonishingly unexpected direction for the show to take and I'm just glad there's actually an attempt to take some real risks with it, after the last few series of very paint-by-numbers Doctor Who (looking at you Revolution of the Daleks).
Unfortunately, I don't think it'll be for everyone - more so among the fandom than the general audience. That's the nature of such a radical change in style like this. I don't think there's anything wrong with not liking something because of its style either; not everything is everyone's cup of tea. If you've got on board with doctor who because of the way things have been done for the last 10 years especially, and this is definitively Not That, I can hardly blame you for not being so keen on it. There's not really an easy answer to people feeling the show has left them behind a bit. I imagine some people who'd fallen in love with doctor who because of how it was in the 80s weren't desperately keen on Rose given it was the complete opposite in so many ways. But I have to applaud them for at least trying to change the show, actually going out there and doing something new for not just sticking with what they already know.
So that's my pretentious ramblings. I'm not really sure of what opinion to have on whether it's the right choice or not, but thank god a choice has been made and the show isn't stuck in "not quite a prestige drama" limbo any more. One thing is for certain - Doctor Who has changed forever, just like it did in 2005. There is no going back from an episode like The Devil's Chord just like how there was no going back from Rose. And the best news is that there's going to be a whole new audience worldwide watching doctor who for the first time. And in my book, more people being able to watch and enjoy doctor who is always good.
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2024.05.04 21:16 SanderSo47 Directors at the Box Office: Danny Boyle

Directors at the Box Office: Danny Boyle
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Here's a new edition of "Directors at the Box Office", which seeks to explore the directors' trajectory at the box office and analyze their hits and bombs. I already talked about a few, and as I promised, it's Danny Boyle's turn.
Boyle was an altar boy for eight years and his mother had the priesthood in mind for him, but at the age of 14 he was persuaded by a priest not to transfer to a seminary. He studied English and drama at the University College of North Wales, where he directed several productions for the student drama society. He moved on to theater, as well as TV productions. But after watching Apocalypse Now, he knew he found his calling in cinema.
From a box office perspective, how reliable was he to deliver a box office hit?
That's the point of this post. To analyze his career.

Shallow Grave (1994)

"What's a little murder between friends?"
His directorial debut. It stars Ewan McGregor, Christopher Eccleston, and Kerry Fox. Its plot follows a group of flatmates in Edinburgh who set off a chain of events after dismembering and burying a mysterious new tenant who died and left behind a large sum of money.
Shooting lasted for thirty days. The tight budgetary restraints during filming meant many of the props had to be auctioned off for them to afford sufficient film stock. Boyle claimed that Christopher Eccleston was so afraid of getting locked in a real-life mortuary for a scene, he had to ask a crew member to stand in the shadows and comfort the nervous actor.
Despite a first-time writer and director, the film found great success. It earned $19.8 million through a very successful run in Europe. It also received a very solid response. Boyle was just getting started.
  • Budget: $2,500,000.
  • Domestic gross: $2,079,569.
  • Worldwide gross: $19,879,569.

Trainspotting (1996)

"Choose life."
His second film. Based on the novel by Irvine Welsh, it stars Ewan McGregor, Ewen Bremner, Jonny Lee Miller, Kevin McKidd, Robert Carlyle, and Kelly Macdonald. The film follows a group of heroin addicts in an economically depressed area of Edinburgh and their passage through life. Beyond drug addiction, other themes in the film include an exploration of the urban poverty and squalor in Edinburgh.
Producer Andrew Macdonald read Irvine Welsh's book on a plane, and felt that it could be made into a film. He turned it on to Boyle, who was excited by its potential to be the "most energetic film you've ever seen — about something that ultimately ends up in purgatory or worse". John Hodge read it and made it his goal to "produce a screenplay which would seem to have a beginning, a middle and an end, would last 90 minutes and would convey at least some of the spirit and the content of the book."
The film received critical acclaim for its directing, acting, humor, soundtrack, and themes, and it was subsequently ranked as one of the greatest films of the 1990s. It was also a huge box office success, earning over $70 million worldwide and lifting Boyle's profile. The film's release sparked controversy in some countries, including Britain, Australia and the United States, as to whether or not it promoted and romanticised drug use. U.S. Senator Bob Dole accused it of moral depravity and glorifying drug use during the 1996 U.S. presidential campaign, although he later admitted that he had not seen the film. But despite that, it received an Oscar nomination for Best Adapted Screenplay.
  • Budget: $2,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $16,501,785.
  • Worldwide gross: $71,548,935.

A Life Less Ordinary (1997)

"A twisted love story."
His third film. It stars Ewan McGregor, Cameron Diaz, Holly Hunter, Delroy Lindo, Ian Holm and Dan Hedaya. The plot follows two angels who are sent to Earth to help make a disgruntled kidnapper and his hostage fall in love.
While Boyle and Hodge hit gold with their previous films, that wasn't the case here. The film was panned for its comedy, story and tone. And despite having a big studio involved, it made less than their previous films and bombed.
  • Budget: $12,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $4,287,595.
  • Worldwide gross: $14,633,270.

The Beach (2000)

"Somewhere on this planet, it must exist."
His fourth film. Based on the novel by Alex Garland, it stars stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Tilda Swinton, Virginie Ledoyen, Guillaume Canet, and Robert Carlyle. It follows Richard, a young man who travels to Thailand and finds himself in possession of an odd map. Rumours state that the map leads to an island paradise. Accompanied by a few friends, he sets out to find it.
Ewan McGregor was cast as the main character before leaving due to disputes with the director. It was speculated that Boyle was offered additional funding under the condition that DiCaprio be cast and his character made American. McGregor said it was simply a misunderstanding, while Boyle reportedly apologized for his treatment.
The film received mainly negative reviews; critics derided it for its writing, characters and acting. The film disappointed in the United States, but it was successful in the rest of the world, earning $144 million worldwide, so it was still a box office success.
  • Budget: $50,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $39,785,027.
  • Worldwide gross: $144,056,873.

28 Days Later (2002)

"The days are numbered."
His fifth film. It stars Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris, Christopher Eccleston, Megan Burns, and Brendan Gleeson. It follows a bicycle courier who awakens from a coma to discover the accidental release of a highly contagious, aggression-inducing virus has caused the breakdown of society.
Alex Garland was inspired by the George Romero films Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead, which he loved as a child but said that he had largely forgotten about the zombie genre until he played the video game Resident Evil, which reminded him how much he loved zombies after "having not really encountered zombies for quite a while". Boyle liked Garland's screenplay for a proposed zombie film, and he decided to collaborate. Despite that, neither Boyle nor Garland refer to the creatures as "zombies".
Despite not carrying a high budget, the producers were able to close off sections of street for minutes at a time, usually in early morning before sunrise on Sundays. They typically had around 45 minutes after dawn to shoot the locations devoid of traffic and members of the public. This allowed them to film at the Westminster Bridge, Piccadilly Circus, Horse Guards Parade and Oxford Street. The 9/11 attacks took place during filming, and Boyle noted the parallel between the "missing persons" flyers seen at the beginning of the film and similar flyers posted in New York City in the wake of the attacks. Boyle said his crew probably would not have been granted permission to close off Whitehall for filming after the terrorist attacks.
At a certain point, producer Andrew Macdonald announced to the crew that the production had run out of money. Filming ceased without a closing sequence being shot. After pitching several different ideas for an ending and the original ending which featured Jim's death tested badly with audiences, the studio granted more funding to film the ending scene that was eventually used. The crew organised for a real jet to fly overhead for them to film, as this was cheaper than approximately £70,000 for a computer-generated one.
After two poorly received films, Boyle bounced back with an acclaimed film. And it also proved to be a success at the box office, earning $84 million worldwide. The film was also named as a huge influence on the zombie genre, even though Boyle and Garland aren't using the term. A sequel, 28 Weeks Later, was released on 2007, but neither Boyle nor Garland returned for their roles.
  • Budget: $8,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $45,064,915.
  • Worldwide gross: $84,661,434.

Millions (2004)

"Can anyone be truly good?"
His sixth film. Based on the novel by Frank Cottrell Boyce, it stars Alex Etel, Lewis Owen McGibbon, and James Nesbitt. Set in England just before British adoption of the euro, the story features two boys who must decide what to do with a windfall in expiring currency.
It received favorable reviews, and was another success for Boyle.
  • Budget: N/A.
  • Domestic gross: $6,584,159.
  • Worldwide gross: $11,782,282.

Sunshine (2007)

"If it dies, so do we."
His seventh film. It stars Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans, Rose Byrne, Michelle Yeoh, Cliff Curtis, Troy Garity, Hiroyuki Sanada, Benedict Wong, Chipo Chung, and Mark Strong. Set in the year 2057, the sun is dying and a group of astronauts embark on a dangerous mission to reignite it.
After a project focused on the 1999 Worcester Cold Storage Warehouse fire was scrapped, Boyle started looking for new scripts. He found Alex Garland's script for Sunshine, and decided that this should be his next film. Producer Andrew Maconald took it to 20th Century Fox, but they declined as they found it similar to their box office flop Solaris, so Searchlight took it instead. Since the preliminary budget at $40 million was too demanding for Searchlight, Macdonald sought outside financing from British lottery funds, U.K. rebates, and outside investor Ingenious Film Partners.
Garland was inspired to write the film based on scientific ideas about the heat death of the universe. Garland had wondered about what would result from the Sun's death after reading in an American scientific periodical "an article projecting the future of mankind from a physics-based, atheist perspective". To shape the science of the film, Boyle and Garland hired scientific advisers, including NASA employees and astrophysicists such as Brian Cox (not that one). Despite consulting on the accuracy, Cox was not annoyed by the creative liberties with the logic (one single nuclear stellar bomb wouldn't be enough to reignite the sun), also asking critics to not think much of it.
Boyle and Garland worked on the script for a year, spent a second year preparing for production, filmed for three months, and spent a third full year editing and completing visual effects. After completion of filming, Boyle said that he would not revisit the science fiction genre, citing production as a spiritually exhausting experience. The director said making the film had conquered his fear of the difficulty encountered in producing a science fiction film, and that he would move on from the genre.
Boyle chose to have an ensemble cast to encourage a more democratic process, similar to the ensemble cast in Alien. Boyle also chose to have the cast be international in order to reflect the mission's purpose "on behalf of all mankind." Boyle desired to capture a sense of togetherness among the actors by assigning them to live together. He also enrolled the cast members in space training and scuba diving, as well as watching films together.
The film received great reviews from critics, although there were polarized reactions towards the film's tonal shift in the final act. But despite a big budget for a prestige studio, the film was a box office dud.
  • Budget: $40,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $3,675,753.
  • Worldwide gross: $34,806,812.

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

"What does it take to find a lost love? A. Money B. Luck C. Smarts D. Destiny"
His eighth film. Loosely based on the novel Q&A by Vikas Swarup, it stars Dev Patel, Freida Pinto, Madhur Mittal, Anil Kapoor and Irrfan Khan. It narrates the story of 18-year-old Jamal Malik from the Juhu slums of Mumbai. As a contestant on an Indian-Hindi version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, Jamal surprises everyone by answering every question correctly so far, winning ₹1 crore (US$120,000), and he is one question away from winning the grand prize of ₹2 crore (US$240,000). Accused of cheating, he recounts his life story to the police, illustrating how he was able to answer each question.
After reading the novel, screenwriter Simon Beaufoy made three research trips to India and interviewed street children, finding himself impressed with their attitudes. The screenwriter said of his goal for the script: "I wanted to get (across) the sense of this huge amount of fun, laughter, chat, and sense of community that is in these slums. What you pick up on is this mass of energy." Boyle was approached over directing the film, but he didn't want to make a film on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. But he changed his mind when he found that Beaufoy was involved, as The Full Monty was one of his favorite films.
The film was inspired by Indian cinema, and Boyle even decided to have more dialogue in Hindi. The rags-to-riches, underdog theme was also a recurring theme in classic Bollywood movies from the 1950s through to the 1980s, when "India worked to lift itself from hunger and poverty." Other classic Bollywood tropes in the film include "the fantasy sequences" and the montage sequence where "the brothers jump off a train and suddenly they are seven years older".
The producers wanted Prem Kumar to be played by Shahrukh Khan, an established Bollywood star and host of the 2007 series of Kaun Banega Crorepati (the Indian version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?). However, Khan turned down the role, concerned that he did not want to give his audience the impression that the real show was a fraud by playing a fraudulent host in the movie. In subsequent years, and despite the film's success, he said he does not regret turning it down, although he has also supported the film from criticism.
The film received critical acclaim, and was quickly named as one of the greatest films of the 2000s. But it didn't stop just with the acclaim, it was also a colossal hit with the audience. The film built insane word-of-mouth across the world, passing The Beach to become Boyle's highest grossing film. It closed its run with a colossal $378 million worldwide, which made it the highest grossing Searchlight film ever (a record it still maintains).
At the Oscars, it received 10 nominations and won a leading 8: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Cinematography, Best Film Editing, Best Original Score, Best Original Song, and Best Sound Mixing. Boyle was finally an Oscar-winning director.
  • Budget: $15,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $141,319,928.
  • Worldwide gross: $378,411,362.

127 Hours (2010)

"Every second counts."
His ninth film. It stars James Franco, Kate Mara, Amber Tamblyn, and Clémence Poésy. In the film, canyoneer Aron Ralston must find a way to escape after he gets trapped by a boulder in an isolated slot canyon in Bluejohn Canyon, southeastern Utah, in April 2003.
Boyle decided to team up with Simon Beaufoy again on an Aron Ralston biopic, and the project marked his first writing credit. He wanted Cillian Murphy as Ralston, but he got James Franco instead. Boyle made the very unusual move of hiring two cinematographers to work first unit, Anthony Dod Mantle and Enrique Chediak, each of whom shot 50 percent of the film by trading off with each other. This allowed Boyle and Franco to work long days without wearing out the crew. Franco said that the experience was frustrating, as he not only had to endure pain, but also feel exhaustion from standing on the same spot for hours.
There were some reports that many audience members felt sick while watching the amputation scene. But it didn't prevent the film from becoming a box office success, hitting $60 million worldwide. It was also critically acclaimed. It received 6 Oscar nominations, including Best Picture, Best Actor, and Best Adapted Screenplay.
  • Budget: $18,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $18,335,230.
  • Worldwide gross: $60,738,797.

Trance (2013)

"Inside the man outside the law."
His tenth film. It stars James McAvoy, Vincent Cassel and Rosario Dawson, and follows an employee at an auction house who loses his memory after he steals an irreplaceable piece of art. His partner sends him to a therapist in order to retrace his steps and find the missing painting.
The film received mixed reviews for its thin writing and was a box office bomb.
  • Budget: $20,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $2,328,743.
  • Worldwide gross: $24,261,569.

Steve Jobs (2015)

"Can a great man be a good man?"
His 11th film. It stars Michael Fassbender, Kate Winslet, Seth Rogen, Katherine Waterston, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Jeff Daniels. The film covers fourteen years in the life of Steve Jobs, specifically ahead of three press conferences he gave during that time - the formal unveiling of the Macintosh 128K on January 24, 1984; the unveiling of the NeXT Computer on October 12, 1988; and the unveiling of the iMac G3 on May 6, 1998.
When Walter Isaacson published the biography book based on Jobs' life, Sony quickly bought the film rights with Aaron Sorkin writing. Sorkin was not interested in covering the entirety of Jobs' life; he preferred to set the film around 3 important periods of his life. But most importantly, it had to explore Jobs' relationship with a few key people: Steve Wozniak, Joanna Hoffman, John Sculley, Andy Hertzfeld, Lisa Brennan-Jobs, and Chrisann Brennan. Sorkin had a chance to speak with all of them while developing the screenplay, although the dialogue would still be fiction.
David Fincher was approached to direct, and he wanted Christian Bale to play Jobs. However, he left due to contract disputes. When Boyle signed, Bale, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Bradley Cooper were considered for the role. Eventually, Michael Fassbender was chosen.
The film received critical acclaim, and was named as one of the best films of 2015. On limited release, it opened with $521,522 in 4 theaters ($130,380 per-theater average), showing strong promise. But it disappointed on its wide release with just $7 million. Despite the acclaim and great word-of-mouth, it quickly crashed and closed with just $34 million worldwide, making it a box office flop. Boyle expressed disappointment at the box office performance, while suggesting that Universal expanded the film's release "too wide too soon" and that the studio's move was "arrogant."
  • Budget: $30,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $17,766,658.
  • Worldwide gross: $34,441,873.

T2 Trainspotting (2017)

"Face your past. Choose your future."
His 12th film. The sequel to Trainspotting and loosely based on Porno by Irvine Welch, it stars Ewan McGregor, Ewen Bremner, Jonny Lee Miller, Robert Carlyle, Shirley Henderson, James Cosmo, and Kelly Macdonald. After 20 years, Mark Renton returns to Edinburgh to reunite with his old friends. However, things do not go as planned when he joins his best friend, Simon, and his lover to start a brothel.
10 years after the original was released, Boyle expressed interest in adapting Porno, but he wanted the cast to age so they would "look ravaged" as the story needed it. In 2015, Boyle decided to get John Hodge back as the writer, although he said the film would only be "loosely based" on Porno, as he felt that the book was not great compared to the original.
The film received a positive response from critics and audiences. It earned $41 million worldwide, which was less than what the original did 20 years prior.
  • Budget: $18,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $2,402,004.
  • Worldwide gross: $41,681,746.

Yesterday (2019)

"Everyone in the world has forgotten the Beatles. Everyone except Jack."
His 13th film. It stars Himesh Patel, Lily James, Joel Fry, Ed Sheeran, and Kate McKinnon. It follows struggling musician Jack Malik who suddenly finds himself as the only person who remembers the Beatles and becomes famous for performing their songs.
Jack Barth had been struggling to sell screenplays for decades. He conceived the story when it occurred to him that if Star Wars had not been created and he conceived it, he would not be able to sell it. In Barth's script, a "meditation on professional disappointment", Jack did not find success with the Beatles songs. Barth left the project, and Richard Curtis was subequently brought in to rewrite it, so he decided to make it a romantic comedy instead. When Boyle signed to direct, he informed the surviving members and widows of the Beatles about the film and received a reply he described as "lovely" from drummer Ringo Starr.
The film received a warm response from critics, but was much more successful with audiences. Thanks to a killer premise and efficient marketing campaign, the film grossed $154 million worldwide, making it Boyle's second highest grossing film.
But the film's impact didn't stop there.
Ana de Armas was announced to join the film, and she even filmed her scenes. Her role was a new love interest for Jack, and she is seen in the trailers. Her scenes were cut as test audiences felt it made Jack less sympathetic. As she was on some trailers, this led to a $5 million lawsuit when two fans claimed they were "duped into renting the [$3.99] movie because she [de Armas] was in the trailer". U.S. District Judge Stephen Wilson allowed the class-action lawsuit to proceed in December 2022, stating that "At its core, a trailer is an advertisement designed to sell a movie by providing consumers with a preview of the movie." Wilson later dismissed the lawsuit, ruling that the "injury is self-inflicted" and thus no standing to sue. The two men settled with Universal over court fees by April 2024.
  • Budget: $26,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $73,286,650.
  • Worldwide gross: $154,608,856.

Other Projects

Boyle has also worked on some British shows, directing a few episodes. He also directed Trust, an FX miniseries about the kidnapping of John Paul Getty III. And recently, he directed Pistol, a miniseries focused on the Sex Pistols.
He was attached to direct No Time to Die, Daniel Craig's final film as James Bond. But shortly before filming started, Boyle exited the film over creative differences. He wanted the film to focus more on Bond's childhood, which was disapproved by the producers, and he also struggled in convincing them over his take in the character's death. He was subsequently replaced by Cary Joji Fukunaga.

The Future

After so many years of development hell and delays, it's finally happening: Boyle is set to direct 28 Years Later. It will be the first part in a planned trilogy, distributed by Sony and each film costing $75 million. Alex Garland will return to write the script for the whole trilogy, and Boyle will direct the first part (with Nia DaCosta directing the second film). Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Ralph Fiennes will star in the first film, with Cillian Murphy also expressing interest in returning.

MOVIES (FROM HIGHEST GROSSING TO LEAST GROSSING)

No. Movie Year Studio Domestic Total Overseas Total Worldwide Total Budget
1 Slumdog Millionaire 2008 Searchlight $141,319,928 $237,090,614 $378,411,362 $15M
2 Yesterday 2019 Universal $73,286,650 $81,322,206 $154,608,856 $26M
3 The Beach 2000 20th Century Fox $39,785,027 $104,271,846 $144,056,873 $50M
4 28 Days Later 2002 Searchlight $45,064,915 $39,596,519 $84,661,434 $8M
5 Trainspotting 1996 Miramax $16,501,785 $55,047,150 $71,548,935 $2M
6 127 Hours 2010 Searchlight $18,335,230 $42,403,567 $60,738,797 $18M
7 T2 Trainspotting 2017 Sony $2,402,004 $39,279,742 $41,681,746 $18M
8 Sunshine 2007 Searchlight $3,675,753 $31,131,059 $34,806,812 $40M
9 Steve Jobs 2015 Universal $17,766,658 $16,675,215 $34,441,873 $30M
10 Trance 2013 Searchlight $2,328,743 $21,932,826 $24,261,569 $20M
11 Shallow Grave 1994 Gramercy $2,079,569 $17,800,000 $19,879,569 $2.5M
12 A Life Less Ordinary 1997 20th Century Fox $4,287,595 $10,345,675 $14,633,270 $12M
13 Millions 2004 Searchlight $6,584,159 $5,198,123 $11,782,282 N/A
Across those 13 films, he has made $1,075,513,378 worldwide. That's $82,731,798 per film.

The Verdict

Despite some bombs, Boyle has proved to be a very reliable and versatile director at the box office. Even his bombs have found success in home media and streaming (otherwise we wouldn't get a 28 Years Later trilogy). By far, one of Britain's most iconic directors. Nearly all of his films carry fantastic soundtracks as well. No bomb can stop him, and we gotta be thankful for that.
Hope you liked this edition. You can find this and more in the wiki for this section.
The next director will be Wes Craven. A horror legend.
I asked you to choose who else should be in the run and the comment with the most upvotes would be chosen. Well, we'll later talk about... Richard Donner. A director with so much range.
This is the schedule for the following four:
Week Director Reasoning
May 6-12 Wes Craven A horror legend.
May 13-19 Clint Eastwood Great actor. Great director.
May 20-26 Robert Zemeckis Can we get old Zemeckis back?
May 27-June 2 Richard Donner An influential figure of the 70s and 80s.
Who should be next after Donner? That's up to you.
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2024.04.23 13:20 mcm8279 [Interview] INVERSE: "The Unexpected Resurrection of Harlan Ellison - How Sci-Fi's Most Controversial Writer Influenced The Next Generation" Babylon 5's J. Michael Straczynski: "What Harlan did in particular was to codify the New Wave"

INVERSE:
"For generations of science fiction and fantasy aficionados, saying the name Harlan Ellison is like uttering a dark spell. Ellison’s writing — primarily in short story format — is fantastic and provocative, but his reputation for contentiousness was equally potent, often overshadowing the art itself. And for younger genre fans, the name Harlan Ellison might not mean anything at all. If you’re into science fiction and fantasy and came of age in the new millennium (and his 2014 Simpsons cameo went over your head), there’s a good chance you’ve never heard of Ellison.
“There was a time when he was one of the hottest speakers on college campuses anywhere, and now, he’s fallen between the cracks,” J. Michael Straczynski tells Inverse. “It was really important for me to introduce people to Harlan’s work again. A lot of his work just hasn’t been available for the past 10 or 20 years.”
Following Ellison’s death in 2018, Straczynski — comic book writing legend and creator of Babylon 5 — set out to reboot the legacy of the most energetic, and perhaps misunderstood, figure in all of speculative fiction. But this mission isn’t an attempt to sanitize or censor Ellison. Instead, with the release of a new book Greatest Hits (edited by Straczynski, with introductions from Neil Gaiman and Cassandra Khaw), Ellison’s specific brand of fantasy has re-emerged from those cracks, zombie warts and all.
[...]
Harlan Ellison wrote Star Trek’s seminal time-travel tragedy, the 1967 episode “The City on the Edge of Forever.” For almost six decades, this single story has often been cited as the best episode of Star Trek, ever, and its legacy continues to be relevant to the canon today — Michelle Yeoh’s upcoming Section 31 movie is a direct result of her character, Philippa Georgiou, stepping through the Guardian of Forever, a time portal originally introduced in Ellison’s episode.
Ellison infamously hated the aired version of the episode. While at least one entire book has been written about this kerfuffle, Ellison’s frustration basically comes down to a rowdy, and utterly divergent rewrite, which he said compromised his artistic integrity. Ellison felt steamrolled by Gene Roddenberry, which was ironic because just one year prior he’d formed “The Committee” — a select group of massive science fiction authors, including Frank Herbert, A.E. van Vogt, and others — with the express purpose of making sure Star Trek remained on the air.
“What Star Trek really did was popularize science fiction in ways that hadn’t been done before,” Straczynski says. “It brought a new language in the vernacular to the popular culture. It galvanized the space program. There will never be another Star Trek any more than there’ll be another Beatles, and their place in the culture cannot be overestimated. The downside of that is that it codified a certain kind of storytelling in ways that limit other opportunities.”
Ellison clearly saw the rise of big franchises like Star Trek and Star Wars as a double-edged sword for the larger world of speculative fiction. Yes, it made SF more mainstream, but it was also reductive. So he went on the attack. In the humorous and raunchy story “How’s the Nightlife on Cissalda?” (1977), Ellison, still annoyed by his Star Trek experience, depicted a fictionalized version of William Shatner unsuccessfully trying to seduce an alien creature.
[...]
When it came to Trek, Harlan Ellison liked to bite the hand that fed him.
“He could dine off of ‘I wrote for Star Trek’ for quite some time,” Straczynski says. “He was able to parlay that to success in many respects, even though he hated the process.”
While his anger over being rewritten explains some of his animosity with Star Trek — and its fans — why was Ellison so anti Star Wars? As someone from the print world of science fiction who had tried to start a more progressive, literary trend in the genre, Ellison almost certainly saw the gee-whiz swashbuckling brand of Star Wars’ heroism as inherently regressive, more reminiscent of the conservative era of SF publishing in the ’30s and ’40s, than anything from what was then the modern era of speculative fiction.
“I think he just saw a lot of sloppiness going on [with Star Wars],” Straczynski says. “Harlan was fairly rigorous in his writing, and there was just so much there that didn’t make sense.”
Ellison was hardly a voice in the wilderness on this topic: His friend and colleague Ursula K. Le Guin also trashed Star Wars in 1978, writing, “What is nostalgia doing in a science fiction movie?”
Because of his acerbic and often petty put-downs, Ellison behaved in public more like a bratty rock star than a writer. In a 1977 issue of Fantasy and Science Fiction, he even referred to himself as “the antichrist of science fiction.” In 1982, in the introduction for Ellison’s book Stalking the Nightmare, Stephen King acknowledged that not everyone was down with Ellison’s brand of iconoclasm but defended his artistic idealism, writing, “People who are afraid don’t like people who are brave.”
Because he cared about human rights (and the often tramped-on rights of writers), Ellison didn’t make things easy on himself. As Straczynski writes in his introduction to Greatest Hits, it was “exhausting” to be Harlan Ellison.
But then, after 2006, following a surreal acceptance speech at the Hugo Awards, something unexpected happened: Harlan Ellison, publicly, appeared to repent for some of his bad behavior. He was no longer giving terse and angry interviews. He was apologizing. He allowed a documentarian to chronicle his life. He even lightened up on Trekkies. In 2014, with the full cooperation of the Star Trek licensing division, IDW Comics published Star Trek: Harlan Ellison’s City on the Edge of Forever, a five-part miniseries that presented Ellison’s original award-winning teleplay as an episode of the classic Trek. In the letters pages, Ellison even walked back long-held assertions about how his script was misinterpreted, admitting, among other things, that despite decades of complaining about other writers not knowing the difference between “runes” and “ruins,” it turns out no such confusion ever existed."
[...]"
Ryan Britt (Inverse)
Full article (Long Read):
https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/harlan-ellison-greatest-hits-j-michael-straczynski-interview-star-trek-star-wars
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2024.04.17 10:43 PomegranateV2 Beyond The Script project

This is from Dave Cohen's email blast. The last one got quite a lot of upvotes, so I'm posing another.

I Have A Dream
I once did a joke for Not Going Out in which somebody was really impressed with Lee for making the case so passionately for I Have A Dream and it turned out he was referring to the Abba song.
I do have a dream and it still has a heck of a way to go but I’m starting to flesh it out.
Imagine for a moment, fellow comedy writers, a world in which, apart from this fortnightly newsletter, there is a place you can go, online or off, to meet with like-minded comedy people to write, produce, perform your own work in collaboration.
You might be very good at coming up with funny characters, how would you like to spend a session working, in an actual room, with a group of people who are really good at developing sketches?
You may be great at writing gags, imagine having an audio show to take them to that may well end up using them?
Or - as is more likely whatever stage you’re at in the profession - witnessing the process in real time of throwing ideas around, turning them into gags, and seeing them rejected in favour of jokes that you are convinced aren’t as funny as your own.
Imagine feeling like you’re a stranger to all of this, but then you get the chance to watch a show coming together, from the point at which a bunch of writers work up funny ideas, through to a producer working with their scripts and then spending a day with a bunch of actors, and to see the finished product performed in front of an audience.
This physical process, this human process, seems at odds with how our lives have changed in recent years. And how far removed from the direction we appear to be heading, where all the excitement and billions of American research dollars are taking us, a world where all our personal interactions are online, and most of our daily conversations are with machines.
Of course the internet has changed forever the way we go about our working lives, smartphones changed it more and AI will again.
I’m still convinced that I’ve yet to see a better way of training comedy writers than the one I was lucky enough to be a part of in the 1980s.
All I’m doing is taking the stuff I spoke about in my last newsletter, my own experience of radio when I was starting out, and imagining a world in which you would get similar chances to those I had. (Me and Ged Parsons, and Simon Blackwell, and Georgia Pritchett, and John O’Farrell and Jimmy Mulville and James Cary and Andy Hamilton and so on…)
How would this system work?
Five years ago, even two, it would have seemed about as likely as India launching a rocket to the moon.
But now, how hard would it be for us – you and me - to launch a topical audio radio show? How difficult is it to put together a series of sketches on YouTube? The answer to those questions is that I have been looking into both of these possibilities in recent times. And if it’s feasible for a technophobe like me to even consider it as an option, for the rest of the universe it must be a doddle.
Last time I mentioned I was looking to develop The Training Ground. Meanwhile Dan Sweryt of this parish came up with a much better name – Beyond The Script.
There's so much out there - competitions, advice, books from people like me and James - to help you become better writers. But a place for you to find out what happens to that writing when it becomes what it should be, the first step in the process? There's not a lot.
And then, to do it well. That’s the tricky bit of course.
This is where I start to imagine budgets. Not TV industry, bank-breaking budgets, but support from people who would massively benefit from this training – Sky, BBC Comedy, Channel 4 and many others.
This is the kind of thing they used to do but can’t afford to any more. Might they help contribute towards something like this?
Or could we set it up as a Kickstarter?
Since Covid I’ve become a big fan of the podcasting world. It wasn’t a great leap. As a kid I was an avid listener of BBC Radio. My obsession started with hearing The Beatles and Motown on Radio One and carried on through I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again to John Peel and the Hitch Hiker’s Guide until I ended up making the stuff and it was a dream come true.
The podcasting “space” as it’s now called has expanded and will continue as long as people enjoy listening. The big companies are currently all about “podcast theatre” like it’s some extraordinary 21stcentury breakthrough and not the latest version of The Archers (b 1951).
One of my favourite podcasters – brocasters? - is Cal Newport, an American Maths Professor who also happens to be a brilliant and drily amusing productivity communicator. His new book came out in March and he spent the last month touring the country appearing on the biggest big name brocasts to tout it.
In a recent show of his own he talked about the time he spent on the podcast interview circuit in LA. He talked about how he had driven past a great enormous movie studio, the kind of place that dominated the world of entertainment in the 20th century.
He’d been on his way to a little warehouse on a Hollywood industrial estate to record his interview. These are the shows, he pointed out, that are competing with international movies and TV for our attention. It’s half a dozen people with a lighting rig and a basic studio set up. They don’t need the massive infrastructure that the old movies provided.
This is the future of audio and TV production.
I’m not saying Beyond The Script is going to take over the world of comedy and show the way forward for ensuring once again that the UK becomes the world number one training ground for comedy.
Then again, why not? I said at the start that it was a dream. And okay, I’m not planning on swimming down the waterfall at Colwith Force and flying to the Talbot Hotel in Skelwith, which was a dream I had the other night while staying in the Lake District.
That first one though… what do you think? I’d be interested to hear your thoughts on it, even if they’re telling me that I’m a megalomaniacal idiot who should quit dreaming and go out and get a proper job.
Drop me a line with your thoughts.
Better still, come and join me at this month’s Patreon Masterclass, next Thursday 25 at 7pm BST. Email me if you want to take part. I want – no, I require your input. [dave@davecohen.org.uk](mailto:dave@davecohen.org.uk)
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2024.04.05 01:25 Bubbly_Attention_916 In Celebration of Crazy Good

Here is an essay I wrote talking about why Neal Brennan is my comedy hero:
I've also included a playlist to vibe to and cues of when to play which song! - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwgZMs3_0OQlPKgaNHT5xCzmEVFuTodLx&si=8OyI9pNl_arhnUwi
Episode Dave and Neal… but really Neal.
Upon Meeting.
I met Dave Chapelle in 2016. It was the year of the Trump Election. I was in my late 20s and a little know failed television writer preparing for my very first public — failed attempt at marriage.
I had never met Dave before. I don’t particularly remember wishing to meet Dave, but I knew that on the day I met him, it was important.
I had met a lot of comedic giants at that point. I met Jaleel White ( one of the greatest clowns this generation has seen) earlier that year, whom I had loved since I was 4. I met Julia Louis Dreyfus years prior. (Shout out to women in comedy)
Ironically both of whom gave me the same advice when I asked them how to get into comedy; a question which they both replied, “I don’t know, get a dog, and a camera and do something.” If you ask me, I did not miss opportunity to display my comedic wit by hinting in both cases, that the obviously implication was beastiality porn.
I had been tested and primed. I knew exactly how to convince a legend that I too had the potential of becoming a legend. Still, Dave, on his way to becoming a Mark Twain Prize winning comedian and poet, was the only one whom I would genuinely attribute to saving my life.
***
A Whole Thing.
My first “boyfriend” was an 18 year old ex-con, conveniently provided to me by my evangelical step-father and pastor and his associate pastor, both of whom lived under the presumption that certain type of support might keep me at the very least from becoming a lesbian (this churches’ greatest fear apparently) I genuinely do wish I had been born a lesbian as this perverse type of conversion therapy really fucked me up and can be attributed to my being institutionalized twice if not thrice. Also, had I not been molested this introduction would be a lot shorter. The experience however, taught me a lot.
The first is that if you decide to put a bunch a grown men in a room with young girls and blossoming bodies, and no supervision, someone is going to get molested. In this case that someone was me. I was getting molested.
The second thing that I learned was that if you put a version of black excellence on television, even a perverse one, those men can become little boys even for a moment, paralyzed by awe… they might even stop molesting little girls.
That perverse image didn’t come from Tyler Perry. Sadly, Madea and her loosely veiled threats were not enough. Their perception was, a nigga in a dress wasn’t gonna keep me from nobody.
But maybe one Nigga, in a braided wig, in white patent leather boots kicking a white couch screaming at the top of his lungs “Fuck yo Couch” and declaring in song “I want to piss on you!” could potentially do the trick.
Play Cold Blooded by Rick James
The Thing
That was the thing though. Long Sunday afternoons, huddled in a living room in South Central Los Angeles, watching those Chapelle Show DVDs, sales that would go on to make that man in a wig, not a dress, incredibly rich, were the only afternoons I remember my small body, mind, and spirit getting a real break.
So for this, my meeting with again, future Mark Twain Prize winning comedian and poet went something like this.
***
I was working in a 3rd wave tech institution, also known as a coffee shop, in Santa Monica, my hometown, where many celebrities had visited and lived. The one I appreciate most was Rawle D. Lewis who played “J.R.” from the film Cool Runnings. Feel the Rhythm, feel the rhyme… you know — bob sled time.
Still, Dave was rare. He wasn’t even from LA. He had retreated to the middle of Ohio, where no one could find him, talk to him, or even send him fan mail. That was Dave.
So when Dave had arrived to LA, dropped into my coffee shop and paid for coffee at my register, my celeb protocols kicked in overtime. Take the card, run it, don’t look at the numbers, say nothing. Thank him for coming to our shop, hand over the card. Then I took a chance. I looked him dead in his eye, and said in the deepest voice I could possibly muster, “You know, you’re my comedy hero, right? And It’s an honor to meet you.”
That was it. He graciously thanked me for saying so, told me that it was very nice, grabbed his coffee and left.
It was the most beautiful moment of my celebrity dealing life.
And I’ve done a lot celebrity dealing in my life.
Once I met Danny Trejo [is he related to Jesus Trejo ???] as a 13 year old and I couldn’t help but hug him and sob because I only knew him as “Uncle Machete” from Spy Kids.
What Dave didn’t know was that I wasn’t thanking him for his brilliant standup work, his advocacy for those who had no voice, his honest critiques of Black America, or white America’s omission of our accomplishments through his countless inquiries that came in fives, twos, and a rare but perfect spontaneous 6 count tag (which could only qualify as worship). I was thanking him for the moments alone with my thoughts after being a serving church goer as a young teenager on Sunday Mornings, then an underpaid, underaged prostitute on Sunday evenings. Neither of these jobs I took on by choice, but they were the ones I got. And I’m a workaholic. That’s been the case, since I was 4. I’m what they call a semi retired child actress. It’s what I call myself.
I was thanking him for the smoke breaks really.
***
Sunday Mornings.
In 2023 on Sunday Morning, I was going to run an experiment. I was going to find out if this ugly white man who opened his DMs to me was really where he said he was, because I didn’t believe him.
I want to make a confession. I have a lot of experience with ugly white men in mid life crisis. More than I would care to admit to. The thing I can tell you about white men in mid life crisis is that they lie. They are all liars. It’s why reparations hasn’t honestly been paid out, it’s why at the time of writing this, I’m not married and I don’t have any kids, and it’s why in no uncertain terms I was institutionalized on multiple occasions. White men in mid life crisis, sexual assault and domestic violence…none of which have causality merely correlation, that being me. I like data on me as the common denominator.
On this Sunday Morning I was hunting for one man, and his honest confession that on Sunday Mornings he goes to Canter’s Deli and gets sweets. I wouldn’t go to Canters, I’m not a stalker and I’m not cool enough for the Kibbutz Room. I can’t stalk people, I don’t have a car, I don’t drive and I don’t believe in it —driving not stalking. I whole heartedly believe in stalking if not for research purposes. Additionally I have always been polite to famous people. But this famous man owed me an explanation, or rather I owed him a debt of gratitude, and I wasn’t sure how I was going pay him back, but I think it has something to do with what you’re reading right now.
I went to Colfax across from Canter’s Deli, for their veggie breakfast burrito. I’m not a vegetarian, but people who eat pork can’t tell me what to do, and that includes myself. I got my food, sat out front and began my stake out. I spotted no white Teslas driven by white men in mid life crisis. Not one. I had synced his tour schedule to my menstrual cycle, I had listened to every podcast he’d ever recorded —- Where the fuck was Neal Brennan?
Play Heard ‘Em Say Kanye West Featuring Adam Levine
There was no one, not nobody just no one. And so it was true. He was liar just like every other white man in mid life crisis in the world. Like my naughty mullato piece of shit Choctaw fuck of a grandfather.
He was, old, white and and now he was a liar too! The one white guy I would have trusted in Hollywood was in fact no longer trustworthy.
And I was now a stalker.
So I walked away. I furiously swore to myself that I would never be embarrassed like this again. A promise I would break within a year. I walked to where I was staying in LA, at the time. I crossed Beverly, and there turning onto Fairfax towards Canter’s Deli, was Brennan, in a white Tesla with a woman on his passenger side, (she looked British) and although I was disappointed, (Far be it from me to be a liar too, the idea of starting an affair with another man in mid life crisis was tremendously exciting), I was relieved. I was right. He was honest.
I was vindicated. I had vitriol, I had motion and now I had all of the information I needed to thank this man. It didn’t matter who the woman had been, there was at least one honest white man in the world.
***
Meeting Neal
Upon meeting, Neal was not impressed with myself. Mainly because, I had come to learn, Neal made habit of making himself seem unimpressive. He may have had a problem with dissolution of responsibility. It’s why I perceive that Lorne Michaels is commensurately irritated with him for not petitioning for a job as head writer, a job he’s long been over qualified for, and why he and Dave split the writing credit on Chapelle show 50/50, no disagreements— respectfully. I discovered this information about his recurring dream about Michaels’ anger toward him for no apparent reason and his hiphop writer’s covenant with Chapelle starting as far back as 1999, during what I like to call spring fling with Neal Brennan 2023. Stalking— I mean research mode.
Fun fact ironically, ’99 was the year I met another comedic Icon Bill Cosby. I really knocked it out of the park with him, even at the tender age of 9. I plagiarized Lauryn Hill lyrics, couldn’t hit the high note on a Minnie Ripperton song I had no business knowing the words to, some might even say I turned Kids Say the Darnedest things into an adolescent episode of Jerry Springer. Cosby said that. It was Cosby. Like I said, knock out.
I had met Brennan after stalking— I mean researching his former podcast co-host Moshe Kasher from club to club for weeks in hopes that he would actually introduce me to his older (code white man in mid life crisis) brother, whom I had not understood was engaged to be married for quite some time. Gorgeous girl!
I did run into see Chris De’lia —- big surprise.
But I was doing my best to meet a good man to be my husband. Not De’lia. I was a good girl, and knew how to cook, vegan even and I was kind of pretty and I can kiss — I’ve heard.
If I met another brilliant comedian in the process of husband hunting, what more could I do but add the moment to my Rolodex of awkward interactions.
***
The Comedy Store
I first saw Neal perform stand-up live at the Comedy Store on a line up with Kasher. Other comedians included, Justin Martindale (who outed me as queer in front of the entire room) Bobby Lee (whom had flashed me and the room his pubes. Sadly, I cannot confirm if the carpet matched the drapes because I didn’t linger. Also, please remember I was partaking in the fine art of husbandry no time to stop and take notes), Ali Wong (no notes, only awe), and Pauly Shore (Another one of my heroes, and much more good-looking in person if you can believe it. Also the owner of the club.) Caroline Rhea was there too. She is the fairy godmother of comedy if you ask me. If you ask she’s still a witch. Still awesome!
Finally came Brennan. He was taller in person —on stage. He was also very fair skinned. I more observed than watched him.
He went on to tell of series of jokes, one that failed very badly. To which I had reached out to him on Instagram about at 8:59pm on Thursday, one minute shy of booty call hours. I was on good behavior. To which he replied much to my chagrin 2 hours later. It was a very scary 24 hours following.
Why was the famous man in my DMs? Why was he responding to me—I’m ugly!!! What does he want from me? But in truth he had merely responded to my message. It was a firm and quick debate. Nothing notable. And after running into each other at the club for approximately two or three weeks after the messages began, I finally mustered the courage to speak to him in person.
Play Perfect Angel by Minnie Ripperton
It was at the Comedy Store, A Wednesday I believe. He was at the end of the legendary hallway with Fahim Anwar, who was facing me, and Neal’s back to me.
Fahim had scurried off- rebuffed I pretend— while I acted like I was working on bits but really catch my breath.
How did I get a crush on Neal Brennan? Fuck that shit!
I closed my tab in the back part of the bar, where I was interacting with my favorite Comedy Store waitress. I gathered all of my strength, and made my way through the long hallway. Anwar had gone now into the OR and Neal leaning against a wall near the exit. I walked up to him on my way out. In balance. I said in the softest voice I’d ever heard myself speak in, barely audible.
“ Excuse me.” I don’t speak in soft voices for anyone. Ask any one of my partners past, present, and future. I do not have a soft voice.
He looked up, from his phone. He looked tired. With the kind of exhaustion of a man who should be retiring soon, but won’t stop working because he has the right to work. He would always rather be right over happy he would say. He was slumped against the wall looking at his phone.
“Yes.” He responded.
***
Black Mouth
I’m going to say something about Neal’s mouth and I don’t want any rebuttal, because I’m right about this. Neal has a black mouth. He’s wearing the exact same facial hair as Prince, whom I presume left it to him in his will shortly after his first meeting with Brennan and Chapelle. As Neal is a white man. I don’t believe anyone will make concessions for otherwise. Yet still he has a black mouth. Prince in his generosity and wisdom knew that this newly applied facial covering would help with the whole being a white but really a black man. He’s got a nice mouth.
“Yes” he responded. Just as softly.
“You’re amazing, as always.” Was all I could manage to get out.
Whether or not I could process it at at the time, I wasn’t simply talking to a comedy giant or a good looking man, or a drug addict depending on who you asked. I was talking to my other comedy hero. My other hero. The other reason I have to thank for the end of a long—- long series of internal deaths at the hands of people who otherwise didn’t know how and didn’t really want to care for me. Perhaps even more so now due to his over all body of work.
“Oh, thank you.” He responded. Dry, simple and straightforward. I brushed him on the hand. Smiled gently, then walked away, into the night. Take that Julia Roberts.
That wouldn’t be the only time I would speak with Neal. The second time, he would stand up straight, have Owen Smith the television writer and comedian with him, and would reveal to me that his eyes were the green, because I was looking straight into them and would not be fooled. Also he’s taller than 5’10” I’m sure of it. He encourage me “Keep going!"
Adore By Prince
A Pilot of Explanations and a Joke About the N word.
***
Have you ever heard of auteurist or art cinema: Tarentino, Ingmar Bergman, Spike Lee? How about auteurist television? Slightly more complex idea to expound upon due to the differences in the way that the studio system and the television system work. But I’ll try.
Here’s how I understand the studio system. It used to be that production, distribution and exhibition were processes owned by the same company. Imagine I’m Disney and I own a studio, and some theaters and I am also in charge of who is allowed to show the picture in their theatre. That’s called a vertical monopoly. It was illegal for some time, was busted up during the 40’s I think, then reinstated for complicated reasons that may or may not involve The Catholic Church.
But in the 50’s because of the bust of the studio monopolies this beautiful invention comes to save my company’s skin. There’s a new invention called “Television”. It's like Netflix but more random, and fewer choices. And listen to this kids, it’s free and you have to watch it at home with your family.
As a studio this opens up a new revenue stream for me. That would be making money through selling ad space.
Fast forward years later there is now cable television, premium channels and all sorts of wonderful new ways to create and enjoy programing. New markets and demographics to match.
WOOO HOO HOO!
The sky is the limit.
That was the case for Dave and Neal. They were ready to to get a piece of that pie, but not before a pit stop at the theaters. In a revised studio system.
Half Baked was a film written by Dave and Neal. They were friends in comedy for many years at this point and Dave had a great idea about a weed movie and asked Neal to write it with him. Neal tells the story better than I ever could. How Universal met with Dave he promised he was making a weed movie with someone they had never heard of— little did he know they had met with Neal Brennan a few days prior about another project. To which Dave initiated contact and told Neal “If Universal calls, tell em’ we’re making a weed movie.” I wish that Dan Soder were here to do his Chappell impression, but sadly we are not well acquainted yet. Neal did in fact inform Universal that they were writing a weed movie and that it would be ready in “30 days time.” They wrote the film in one night.
This weed movie would be distributed under Paramount. This is all fine, these are great names in show business. The joke that Neal always tells is It opened against Titanic. My research tells me that Titanic had been open for a month according to IMDB. It might have premiered at the same time, but box for Baked was open a month later.
The film was released during the tentpole era of movie releases. A time when studios had EXPLOSIVE amounts of money in their marketing budget, and 8 million dollars extra was available for Half Baked. There is no indication that anyone producing that show expected the movie to be super successful. I don’t think it was malicious. It was economics. The editor allegedly alleges that our beloved creators were just two “R-words” that turned out not to be. Again, Neal tells the story better.
This was perceived as a failure in the time it was released by Brennan, but upon further inquiry it was an auteurist success. The film is personal despite the way it was messed with by the producers. At times you can feel the would be creators of Chapelle Show sparking their creativity. Dave’s inventiveness, and Neal’s cut throat integrity in story structure alone is there in essence, despite the perceived fumble on the part of the studio.
And while a cult following from Half Baked found its way to the Chappelle Show, so did an intriguing storying telling style. Guerrilla filming, fast thinking, edgy, incredibly crass in all of the right ways. Sketch comedy revived. Vine, Lebron James… I’m Rick James Bitch…. That sort of thing.
This requirement for grit from impossible circumstances birthed the style of Chapelle Show.
The Pilot.
Half Baked gets it’s flowers now because
1.) We know who made it. Dave and Neal the creators of the Chapelle Show and
2.) We now know how difficult it was to make….
And
3.) It’s pretty fuckin’ funny.
But in a beautiful way if the studio had just let Brennan and Chapelle loose with a camera and 8 million dollars… The plot of Bowfinger is what I believe would be as close to what the experience would have been. Don’t ask to intern for them, just watch Bowfinger. And the movie would have been a lot better…. “Gotcha Suckahs” is in fact an incredible catch phrase.
The Chapelle Show was supposed to be like Playboy After Dark but just Dave. I don’t know what Playboy After dark Is cause I’m too little, but it sound sultry. Chapelle Show however, took on the structural contributions of Dick Ebersol and cranked it up to 10,000 and, and blacker, than black ought to be black… I’m aspiration-ally roasting.
This is when I would like to press the importance of the Chapelle Show as demonstrated through two sketches. The opening sketch, displays what happens when auteurist television is done right. The Clayton Bigsby Sketch for example engages with the important cultural phenomenon "cancel culture” long before its time.
The pilot opens with this Mitsubishi parody commercial. In this parody they make fun of a popular car commercial where a white woman is the center of an epic adventure in the passenger side of a Mitsubishi (ugliest model they made if you ask me but I digress). The woman is then replaced by Chapelle with a beautiful black woman, who is no longer pop locking to Moby, but pop locking and dropping it to Cool Mo Deep. I don’t know… I’m 33.
Bold arrival to basically dare advertisers to sponsor you. “We’re gonna replace your girls and change the music.” Toyota might more efficient. From the beginning Brennan and Chapelle knew that they had an audience. And they knew advertisers, Comedy Central executives, premium cable execs, anyone who watches TV like a score board would be watching … I don’t think they would be counting on former film majors over analyzing their show for a piece of content again, I digress.
Nowhere Man The Beatles
The “Clayton Bigsby” sketch is by and large the most famous and expansive Chapelle show sketch in the lexicon. This sketch tackles issues of race, self hatred, and influence in all about 10 minutes.
It depicts a white surpremacist who is blind and black. He doesn’t know he is black due to the fact that he is blind. He is one of the worlds most renowned leaders of the Ku Klux Klan. It’s based off of an experience that Chapelle’s grandfather had in the 60’s as a blind black man — albeit very light skinned. He would be harassed by members of the black community as if he were a white man on the day of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination.
The “Clayton Bigsby” sketch has the basic story structure of any script. Clayton is introduced, we learn more about him. He goes to a clan rally. His true identity as a black man is revealed at the time of the rally. Everyone freaks out. Comedy madness issues. It’s basic, the good kind.
The thing that makes the sketch so magical is what happens in the editing bay. The end of the sketch Brennan’s playing a white surpremacists and his head explodes at the revelation that Clayton Bigsby is black and not white. “Show us your face!” I don’t know what he was expecting…. I guess a white man in mid life crisis — I don’t know—- so anyway. The blood from his pasty skull erupts and splashes onto a book. A book entitled “ Nigger Stain” It’s a brilliant punch. It implicates that the real “nigger stain” in this case is the blood of the white surpremacists.
Why do I bring this up? Because Brennan would later leverage the exact same joke premise in a joke in his first hour long special Women and black dudes. Brennan is a famous joke thief, but he’s so good at it, that nobody calls him on it, and his pitches are so divine that no one can get angry. I’m kidding.
I will say that Brennan has leveraged at least three of my pitches in the past year and a half, and I don’t say anything because I expect an ice cream date in Montreal at the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. And an introduction to Jimmy Carr, who might be my cousin.
A Fine Trade.
Brennan takes the same premise and layers it into the N-word bit. This joke describes how he, a white man (Brennan) has an “N-word pass.” In this case he, the white man is the Clayton Bigsby of his black group but far less influential. He is of course more careful than Bigsby with his use of the N-word, and in the sketch he masterful only says the “Nigga” or “ Nigger” word as a specific character in the context of story. He never outright uses it or calls anyone but his own self the word. He not only paints himself as the oppressor but the oppressed. At the end of the joke, he is cornered by black men who are not happy with his use of the word. He is seemingly accepted after introducing himself as “Neal, Jamal’s friend." but then in a turn he is called a “Nigger” note not “Nigga” but hard ER and his iPhone is appropriately stolen by the black men.
Rightfully so.
Brennan makes himself the “Nigger” of the joke. He has subtly leveraged comedy and literary articulation to trade skins with his black friends in story form. It’s an interesting thought, no?
So When Dave left the show, when the pressure was too much for him, and he went to Africa and went on Oprah, and went and took care of himself and his family and his soul. I know now looking back at the work that Neal’s heart was broken because if he could, if it were possibly he would have traded souls with Dave, even for just a moment of peace— And why not, Dave is the most talented comedian on the planet. Someone that gifted should never be that stressed out about anything. I know that Neal wanted to do all he could if not more.
Play Mirror by Kendrick Lamar
3 Mics, Blocks, Westside Comedy and Crazy Good mmmmhhmmmhmmmhmmhmm
I wasn’t available for the Champs podcast. But when I went back and listened, I can tell you that the “JB Smooth” episode was the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life, and if you can’t tell the difference between Neal and Moshe’s voices, you’re racist.
I wasn’t really around for “How Neal Feel” either. I do know that an episode where Neal said he didn’t find thick women attractive caused me to drop 65 pounds in an uncommonly short amount of time. I’m still too heavy, but I’m sensitive. And I can say irrefutably that Bianca Sia has one of the sexiest voices I’ve heard in a long time and should be doing more radio.
3 Mics was beautiful shot at the Cherry Lane Theatre in New York. I wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about it at first. But when I watched it I understood that this man was redirecting his path in life toward the axis it is on now with discretionary confession, one powerful aspect a person can take from catholicism I imagine. Again I am not catholic.
There was of course Blocks, shot at the Belasco Theatre in Downtown LA, my favorite theatre to work in. Blocks was certainly a love note, probably to the love of Neal’s life Dave. Or maybe his Forever Lady. I don’t know much about the traipse and travails of the rich and famous. But it has now inspired his popular podcast now. LFG Reddit community.
But knowing that this man suffered so much for reasons unknown is what I think gives him his appeal with his audience.
I went to the “Brand New Neal” Tour. I met Brennan-ites like myself. Got the intro on that the “sun (being) the cops for white people” joke. Laughed with black men and women at that joke. I was in the most diverse crowd I had ever been in, in a theatre, my life. People from all walks of life really love Brennan. And this is something that cannot be forgotten.
I started attending Westside Comedy Theatre shortly after the DMs started. I didn’t know what it all meant, I just know that I like the mother fucker and I wanted know how tall he was!
I should have known it would get me suckered into spending more money on comedy than I could afford, and becoming a pretty good early comedian in my own right.
But it was at Westside I noticed things about Neal, Private things I won’t mention here. Special quirks he has, and ways that we were similar. I was being welcomed into a community and it seemed really healthy and pure and lovely.
I attended the Crazy Good special taping at the Fonda. It was a hectic night. I tried to warm up the line in hopes of getting picked up as an opener. Some day my love. We all walked in, many of us wearing all black. I kind of got into a fight. But It allowed me to move and sit with the Netflix people. I remember that I didn’t like seeing Neal so tired, ( I attended second taping) I had grown attached. I wanted him to be healthy. And well rested and well fed. He was grumpy, but well practiced. I liked his hair though. It was looked Fallon tight. And I knew that it would all be worth it. I ended up giving him a standing ovation. I was maybe one of 6 who stood. I think everyone else was drunk. And my pepper spray got confiscated. Not cool Brennan.
When Dave’s latest special was released. A month later (much like the Titanic) It answered a lot of questions for me. What the distance between two lovers really creates. A diverging conversation of view points and criticisms. Speculation from the reddit community that Dave and Neal are no longer close. My heavy admission that none of that is anyone’s business. But I did want it to be known, at least to myself, that as one legend might sunset, the other might emerge. And maybe even the sunsetting legend might be resolving the conflict in his own work for the purpose of releasing a new revelation. Brennan is a GOAT. If we try to deny him or drop him into some false comparison as opposed to asses him in his own right we miss the benefit of having him in our lives as an artist. We don’t need to know the whole deal about all the lives of the comics we love in order to love the comics for their comedy.
Play Are You Even Real - James Blake.
Neal and Dave were the co creators of one of the greatest television shows of all time. They were “the loves of each other’s lives” and I still think they are.
They both still keep a majestic hold over a generation of writers who still want to know when the Chapelle was coming back and when Dave is coming back from Africa.
I hate to be the bearer of sad news. I don’t think it will. Dave is back from Africa thought.Still, I will always ask under my breath where is Neal’s Twain Prize? While lauding Dave as a voice of a generation I have so many question. I will never work in a coffee shop in LA again, nor will I ever send a direct message to a celebrity at 8:59pm. Both are fair too exposing to my complexed PTSD. Traumaaaaaaa. But at I write this at 2am. Edit it at 8:23am. I wish to reclaim the voices of my teen years and express my sincerest gratitude to Mr. Neal Brennan and Mr. Dave Chapelle.
To Neal directly, I would like apologize for trying to meet you at Canter’s Deli on a Sunday, but the uncomfortable truth is I’m a native Angelino and you’re a transplant, we’re gonna have beef forever over turf and territory. But we are both Irish, You 100%, me just a dash. We’ll come to reconciliation eventually. If not for the children.
You’ve opened up my world to what my writing could be, and whether you want to believe it or not OG, you and Dave are my heroes. You helped me laugh when there wasn’t anything to laugh about and you’ve helped me learn when I thought my time was out. From those horrid Sunday afternoons, to this wonderful day 5 days away from the release of your best special to date.
You are an installment in this medium. I will iterate what I wrote in an email to you only a few weeks after our first awkward encounter.
“You are 100% in your league… And I think you understand this but I want you to know that everybody is seeing it. You are on your way to becoming one of the greatest black comedians of all time. … You [have] moved you into a league that you were always called to be in with freedom and joy and a security that you deserve. You deserve this. Take this in. Keep going! My heart skips a beat when I think of all of the success that is coming into your life today due to your courage and persistence. I’m so inspired and grateful to have witnessed it in my lifetime. You inspire me so much— We all got to take a little bit from you every day in every way.”
One day when we are both comedy legends, and I get off the stage at the store opening up for you on a Tuesday, and you fist bump me, I hope you will say “you stuck the landing, you little bitch.
All my love, Forever a Fan. - B
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2024.04.05 01:24 Bubbly_Attention_916 In Celebration

Here is an Essay I wrote talking about why Neal Brennan is my Comedy hero:
I've also included a playlist to vibe to and cues of when to play which song! - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwgZMs3_0OQlPKgaNHT5xCzmEVFuTodLx&si=8OyI9pNl_arhnUwi
Episode Dave and Neal… but really Neal.
Upon Meeting.
I met Dave Chapelle in 2016. It was the year of the Trump Election. I was in my late 20s and a little know failed television writer preparing for my very first public — failed attempt at marriage.
I had never met Dave before. I don’t particularly remember wishing to meet Dave, but I knew that on the day I met him, it was important.
I had met a lot of comedic giants at that point. I met Jaleel White ( one of the greatest clowns this generation has seen) earlier that year, whom I had loved since I was 4. I met Julia Louis Dreyfus years prior. (Shout out to women in comedy)
Ironically both of whom gave me the same advice when I asked them how to get into comedy; a question which they both replied, “I don’t know, get a dog, and a camera and do something.” If you ask me, I did not miss opportunity to display my comedic wit by hinting in both cases, that the obviously implication was beastiality porn.
I had been tested and primed. I knew exactly how to convince a legend that I too had the potential of becoming a legend. Still, Dave, on his way to becoming a Mark Twain Prize winning comedian and poet, was the only one whom I would genuinely attribute to saving my life.
***
A Whole Thing.
My first “boyfriend” was an 18 year old ex-con, conveniently provided to me by my evangelical step-father and pastor and his associate pastor, both of whom lived under the presumption that certain type of support might keep me at the very least from becoming a lesbian (this churches’ greatest fear apparently) I genuinely do wish I had been born a lesbian as this perverse type of conversion therapy really fucked me up and can be attributed to my being institutionalized twice if not thrice. Also, had I not been molested this introduction would be a lot shorter. The experience however, taught me a lot.
The first is that if you decide to put a bunch a grown men in a room with young girls and blossoming bodies, and no supervision, someone is going to get molested. In this case that someone was me. I was getting molested.
The second thing that I learned was that if you put a version of black excellence on television, even a perverse one, those men can become little boys even for a moment, paralyzed by awe… they might even stop molesting little girls.
That perverse image didn’t come from Tyler Perry. Sadly, Madea and her loosely veiled threats were not enough. Their perception was, a nigga in a dress wasn’t gonna keep me from nobody.
But maybe one Nigga, in a braided wig, in white patent leather boots kicking a white couch screaming at the top of his lungs “Fuck yo Couch” and declaring in song “I want to piss on you!” could potentially do the trick.
Play Cold Blooded by Rick James
The Thing
That was the thing though. Long Sunday afternoons, huddled in a living room in South Central Los Angeles, watching those Chapelle Show DVDs, sales that would go on to make that man in a wig, not a dress, incredibly rich, were the only afternoons I remember my small body, mind, and spirit getting a real break.
So for this, my meeting with again, future Mark Twain Prize winning comedian and poet went something like this.
***
I was working in a 3rd wave tech institution, also known as a coffee shop, in Santa Monica, my hometown, where many celebrities had visited and lived. The one I appreciate most was Rawle D. Lewis who played “J.R.” from the film Cool Runnings. Feel the Rhythm, feel the rhyme… you know — bob sled time.
Still, Dave was rare. He wasn’t even from LA. He had retreated to the middle of Ohio, where no one could find him, talk to him, or even send him fan mail. That was Dave.
So when Dave had arrived to LA, dropped into my coffee shop and paid for coffee at my register, my celeb protocols kicked in overtime. Take the card, run it, don’t look at the numbers, say nothing. Thank him for coming to our shop, hand over the card. Then I took a chance. I looked him dead in his eye, and said in the deepest voice I could possibly muster, “You know, you’re my comedy hero, right? And It’s an honor to meet you.”
That was it. He graciously thanked me for saying so, told me that it was very nice, grabbed his coffee and left.
It was the most beautiful moment of my celebrity dealing life.
And I’ve done a lot celebrity dealing in my life.
Once I met Danny Trejo [is he related to Jesus Trejo ???] as a 13 year old and I couldn’t help but hug him and sob because I only knew him as “Uncle Machete” from Spy Kids.
What Dave didn’t know was that I wasn’t thanking him for his brilliant standup work, his advocacy for those who had no voice, his honest critiques of Black America, or white America’s omission of our accomplishments through his countless inquiries that came in fives, twos, and a rare but perfect spontaneous 6 count tag (which could only qualify as worship). I was thanking him for the moments alone with my thoughts after being a serving church goer as a young teenager on Sunday Mornings, then an underpaid, underaged prostitute on Sunday evenings. Neither of these jobs I took on by choice, but they were the ones I got. And I’m a workaholic. That’s been the case, since I was 4. I’m what they call a semi retired child actress. It’s what I call myself.
I was thanking him for the smoke breaks really.
***
Sunday Mornings.
In 2023 on Sunday Morning, I was going to run an experiment. I was going to find out if this ugly white man who opened his DMs to me was really where he said he was, because I didn’t believe him.
I want to make a confession. I have a lot of experience with ugly white men in mid life crisis. More than I would care to admit to. The thing I can tell you about white men in mid life crisis is that they lie. They are all liars. It’s why reparations hasn’t honestly been paid out, it’s why at the time of writing this, I’m not married and I don’t have any kids, and it’s why in no uncertain terms I was institutionalized on multiple occasions. White men in mid life crisis, sexual assault and domestic violence…none of which have causality merely correlation, that being me. I like data on me as the common denominator.
On this Sunday Morning I was hunting for one man, and his honest confession that on Sunday Mornings he goes to Canter’s Deli and gets sweets. I wouldn’t go to Canters, I’m not a stalker and I’m not cool enough for the Kibbutz Room. I can’t stalk people, I don’t have a car, I don’t drive and I don’t believe in it —driving not stalking. I whole heartedly believe in stalking if not for research purposes. Additionally I have always been polite to famous people. But this famous man owed me an explanation, or rather I owed him a debt of gratitude, and I wasn’t sure how I was going pay him back, but I think it has something to do with what you’re reading right now.
I went to Colfax across from Canter’s Deli, for their veggie breakfast burrito. I’m not a vegetarian, but people who eat pork can’t tell me what to do, and that includes myself. I got my food, sat out front and began my stake out. I spotted no white Teslas driven by white men in mid life crisis. Not one. I had synced his tour schedule to my menstrual cycle, I had listened to every podcast he’d ever recorded —- Where the fuck was Neal Brennan?
Play Heard ‘Em Say Kanye West Featuring Adam Levine
There was no one, not nobody just no one. And so it was true. He was liar just like every other white man in mid life crisis in the world. Like my naughty mullato piece of shit Choctaw fuck of a grandfather.
He was, old, white and and now he was a liar too! The one white guy I would have trusted in Hollywood was in fact no longer trustworthy.
And I was now a stalker.
So I walked away. I furiously swore to myself that I would never be embarrassed like this again. A promise I would break within a year. I walked to where I was staying in LA, at the time. I crossed Beverly, and there turning onto Fairfax towards Canter’s Deli, was Brennan, in a white Tesla with a woman on his passenger side, (she looked British) and although I was disappointed, (Far be it from me to be a liar too, the idea of starting an affair with another man in mid life crisis was tremendously exciting), I was relieved. I was right. He was honest.
I was vindicated. I had vitriol, I had motion and now I had all of the information I needed to thank this man. It didn’t matter who the woman had been, there was at least one honest white man in the world.
***
Meeting Neal
Upon meeting, Neal was not impressed with myself. Mainly because, I had come to learn, Neal made habit of making himself seem unimpressive. He may have had a problem with dissolution of responsibility. It’s why I perceive that Lorne Michaels is commensurately irritated with him for not petitioning for a job as head writer, a job he’s long been over qualified for, and why he and Dave split the writing credit on Chapelle show 50/50, no disagreements— respectfully. I discovered this information about his recurring dream about Michaels’ anger toward him for no apparent reason and his hiphop writer’s covenant with Chapelle starting as far back as 1999, during what I like to call spring fling with Neal Brennan 2023. Stalking— I mean research mode.
Fun fact ironically, ’99 was the year I met another comedic Icon Bill Cosby. I really knocked it out of the park with him, even at the tender age of 9. I plagiarized Lauryn Hill lyrics, couldn’t hit the high note on a Minnie Ripperton song I had no business knowing the words to, some might even say I turned Kids Say the Darnedest things into an adolescent episode of Jerry Springer. Cosby said that. It was Cosby. Like I said, knock out.
I had met Brennan after stalking— I mean researching his former podcast co-host Moshe Kasher from club to club for weeks in hopes that he would actually introduce me to his older (code white man in mid life crisis) brother, whom I had not understood was engaged to be married for quite some time. Gorgeous girl!
I did run into see Chris De’lia —- big surprise.
But I was doing my best to meet a good man to be my husband. Not De’lia. I was a good girl, and knew how to cook, vegan even and I was kind of pretty and I can kiss — I’ve heard.
If I met another brilliant comedian in the process of husband hunting, what more could I do but add the moment to my Rolodex of awkward interactions.
***
The Comedy Store
I first saw Neal perform stand-up live at the Comedy Store on a line up with Kasher. Other comedians included, Justin Martindale (who outed me as queer in front of the entire room) Bobby Lee (whom had flashed me and the room his pubes. Sadly, I cannot confirm if the carpet matched the drapes because I didn’t linger. Also, please remember I was partaking in the fine art of husbandry no time to stop and take notes), Ali Wong (no notes, only awe), and Pauly Shore (Another one of my heroes, and much more good-looking in person if you can believe it. Also the owner of the club.) Caroline Rhea was there too. She is the fairy godmother of comedy if you ask me. If you ask she’s still a witch. Still awesome!
Finally came Brennan. He was taller in person —on stage. He was also very fair skinned. I more observed than watched him.
He went on to tell of series of jokes, one that failed very badly. To which I had reached out to him on Instagram about at 8:59pm on Thursday, one minute shy of booty call hours. I was on good behavior. To which he replied much to my chagrin 2 hours later. It was a very scary 24 hours following.
Why was the famous man in my DMs? Why was he responding to me—I’m ugly!!! What does he want from me? But in truth he had merely responded to my message. It was a firm and quick debate. Nothing notable. And after running into each other at the club for approximately two or three weeks after the messages began, I finally mustered the courage to speak to him in person.
Play Perfect Angel by Minnie Ripperton
It was at the Comedy Store, A Wednesday I believe. He was at the end of the legendary hallway with Fahim Anwar, who was facing me, and Neal’s back to me.
Fahim had scurried off- rebuffed I pretend— while I acted like I was working on bits but really catch my breath.
How did I get a crush on Neal Brennan? Fuck that shit!
I closed my tab in the back part of the bar, where I was interacting with my favorite Comedy Store waitress. I gathered all of my strength, and made my way through the long hallway. Anwar had gone now into the OR and Neal leaning against a wall near the exit. I walked up to him on my way out. In balance. I said in the softest voice I’d ever heard myself speak in, barely audible.
“ Excuse me.” I don’t speak in soft voices for anyone. Ask any one of my partners past, present, and future. I do not have a soft voice.
He looked up, from his phone. He looked tired. With the kind of exhaustion of a man who should be retiring soon, but won’t stop working because he has the right to work. He would always rather be right over happy he would say. He was slumped against the wall looking at his phone.
“Yes.” He responded.
***
Black Mouth
I’m going to say something about Neal’s mouth and I don’t want any rebuttal, because I’m right about this. Neal has a black mouth. He’s wearing the exact same facial hair as Prince, whom I presume left it to him in his will shortly after his first meeting with Brennan and Chapelle. As Neal is a white man. I don’t believe anyone will make concessions for otherwise. Yet still he has a black mouth. Prince in his generosity and wisdom knew that this newly applied facial covering would help with the whole being a white but really a black man. He’s got a nice mouth.
“Yes” he responded. Just as softly.
“You’re amazing, as always.” Was all I could manage to get out.
Whether or not I could process it at at the time, I wasn’t simply talking to a comedy giant or a good looking man, or a drug addict depending on who you asked. I was talking to my other comedy hero. My other hero. The other reason I have to thank for the end of a long—- long series of internal deaths at the hands of people who otherwise didn’t know how and didn’t really want to care for me. Perhaps even more so now due to his over all body of work.
“Oh, thank you.” He responded. Dry, simple and straightforward. I brushed him on the hand. Smiled gently, then walked away, into the night. Take that Julia Roberts.
That wouldn’t be the only time I would speak with Neal. The second time, he would stand up straight, have Owen Smith the television writer and comedian with him, and would reveal to me that his eyes were the green, because I was looking straight into them and would not be fooled. Also he’s taller than 5’10” I’m sure of it. He encourage me “Keep going!"
Adore By Prince
A Pilot of Explanations and a Joke About the N word.
***
Have you ever heard of auteurist or art cinema: Tarentino, Ingmar Bergman, Spike Lee? How about auteurist television? Slightly more complex idea to expound upon due to the differences in the way that the studio system and the television system work. But I’ll try.
Here’s how I understand the studio system. It used to be that production, distribution and exhibition were processes owned by the same company. Imagine I’m Disney and I own a studio, and some theaters and I am also in charge of who is allowed to show the picture in their theatre. That’s called a vertical monopoly. It was illegal for some time, was busted up during the 40’s I think, then reinstated for complicated reasons that may or may not involve The Catholic Church.
But in the 50’s because of the bust of the studio monopolies this beautiful invention comes to save my company’s skin. There’s a new invention called “Television”. It's like Netflix but more random, and fewer choices. And listen to this kids, it’s free and you have to watch it at home with your family.
As a studio this opens up a new revenue stream for me. That would be making money through selling ad space.
Fast forward years later there is now cable television, premium channels and all sorts of wonderful new ways to create and enjoy programing. New markets and demographics to match.
WOOO HOO HOO!
The sky is the limit.
That was the case for Dave and Neal. They were ready to to get a piece of that pie, but not before a pit stop at the theaters. In a revised studio system.
Half Baked was a film written by Dave and Neal. They were friends in comedy for many years at this point and Dave had a great idea about a weed movie and asked Neal to write it with him. Neal tells the story better than I ever could. How Universal met with Dave he promised he was making a weed movie with someone they had never heard of— little did he know they had met with Neal Brennan a few days prior about another project. To which Dave initiated contact and told Neal “If Universal calls, tell em’ we’re making a weed movie.” I wish that Dan Soder were here to do his Chappell impression, but sadly we are not well acquainted yet. Neal did in fact inform Universal that they were writing a weed movie and that it would be ready in “30 days time.” They wrote the film in one night.
This weed movie would be distributed under Paramount. This is all fine, these are great names in show business. The joke that Neal always tells is It opened against Titanic. My research tells me that Titanic had been open for a month according to IMDB. It might have premiered at the same time, but box for Baked was open a month later.
The film was released during the tentpole era of movie releases. A time when studios had EXPLOSIVE amounts of money in their marketing budget, and 8 million dollars extra was available for Half Baked. There is no indication that anyone producing that show expected the movie to be super successful. I don’t think it was malicious. It was economics. The editor allegedly alleges that our beloved creators were just two “R-words” that turned out not to be. Again, Neal tells the story better.
This was perceived as a failure in the time it was released by Brennan, but upon further inquiry it was an auteurist success. The film is personal despite the way it was messed with by the producers. At times you can feel the would be creators of Chapelle Show sparking their creativity. Dave’s inventiveness, and Neal’s cut throat integrity in story structure alone is there in essence, despite the perceived fumble on the part of the studio.
And while a cult following from Half Baked found its way to the Chappelle Show, so did an intriguing storying telling style. Guerrilla filming, fast thinking, edgy, incredibly crass in all of the right ways. Sketch comedy revived. Vine, Lebron James… I’m Rick James Bitch…. That sort of thing.
This requirement for grit from impossible circumstances birthed the style of Chapelle Show.
The Pilot.
Half Baked gets it’s flowers now because
1.) We know who made it. Dave and Neal the creators of the Chapelle Show and
2.) We now know how difficult it was to make….
And
3.) It’s pretty fuckin’ funny.
But in a beautiful way if the studio had just let Brennan and Chapelle loose with a camera and 8 million dollars… The plot of Bowfinger is what I believe would be as close to what the experience would have been. Don’t ask to intern for them, just watch Bowfinger. And the movie would have been a lot better…. “Gotcha Suckahs” is in fact an incredible catch phrase.
The Chapelle Show was supposed to be like Playboy After Dark but just Dave. I don’t know what Playboy After dark Is cause I’m too little, but it sound sultry. Chapelle Show however, took on the structural contributions of Dick Ebersol and cranked it up to 10,000 and, and blacker, than black ought to be black… I’m aspiration-ally roasting.
This is when I would like to press the importance of the Chapelle Show as demonstrated through two sketches. The opening sketch, displays what happens when auteurist television is done right. The Clayton Bigsby Sketch for example engages with the important cultural phenomenon "cancel culture” long before its time.
The pilot opens with this Mitsubishi parody commercial. In this parody they make fun of a popular car commercial where a white woman is the center of an epic adventure in the passenger side of a Mitsubishi (ugliest model they made if you ask me but I digress). The woman is then replaced by Chapelle with a beautiful black woman, who is no longer pop locking to Moby, but pop locking and dropping it to Cool Mo Deep. I don’t know… I’m 33.
Bold arrival to basically dare advertisers to sponsor you. “We’re gonna replace your girls and change the music.” Toyota might more efficient. From the beginning Brennan and Chapelle knew that they had an audience. And they knew advertisers, Comedy Central executives, premium cable execs, anyone who watches TV like a score board would be watching … I don’t think they would be counting on former film majors over analyzing their show for a piece of content again, I digress.
Nowhere Man The Beatles
The “Clayton Bigsby” sketch is by and large the most famous and expansive Chapelle show sketch in the lexicon. This sketch tackles issues of race, self hatred, and influence in all about 10 minutes.
It depicts a white surpremacist who is blind and black. He doesn’t know he is black due to the fact that he is blind. He is one of the worlds most renowned leaders of the Ku Klux Klan. It’s based off of an experience that Chapelle’s grandfather had in the 60’s as a blind black man — albeit very light skinned. He would be harassed by members of the black community as if he were a white man on the day of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination.
The “Clayton Bigsby” sketch has the basic story structure of any script. Clayton is introduced, we learn more about him. He goes to a clan rally. His true identity as a black man is revealed at the time of the rally. Everyone freaks out. Comedy madness issues. It’s basic, the good kind.
The thing that makes the sketch so magical is what happens in the editing bay. The end of the sketch Brennan’s playing a white surpremacists and his head explodes at the revelation that Clayton Bigsby is black and not white. “Show us your face!” I don’t know what he was expecting…. I guess a white man in mid life crisis — I don’t know—- so anyway. The blood from his pasty skull erupts and splashes onto a book. A book entitled “ Nigger Stain” It’s a brilliant punch. It implicates that the real “nigger stain” in this case is the blood of the white surpremacists.
Why do I bring this up? Because Brennan would later leverage the exact same joke premise in a joke in his first hour long special Women and black dudes. Brennan is a famous joke thief, but he’s so good at it, that nobody calls him on it, and his pitches are so divine that no one can get angry. I’m kidding.
I will say that Brennan has leveraged at least three of my pitches in the past year and a half, and I don’t say anything because I expect an ice cream date in Montreal at the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. And an introduction to Jimmy Carr, who might be my cousin.
A Fine Trade.
Brennan takes the same premise and layers it into the N-word bit. This joke describes how he, a white man (Brennan) has an “N-word pass.” In this case he, the white man is the Clayton Bigsby of his black group but far less influential. He is of course more careful than Bigsby with his use of the N-word, and in the sketch he masterful only says the “Nigga” or “ Nigger” word as a specific character in the context of story. He never outright uses it or calls anyone but his own self the word. He not only paints himself as the oppressor but the oppressed. At the end of the joke, he is cornered by black men who are not happy with his use of the word. He is seemingly accepted after introducing himself as “Neal, Jamal’s friend." but then in a turn he is called a “Nigger” note not “Nigga” but hard ER and his iPhone is appropriately stolen by the black men.
Rightfully so.
Brennan makes himself the “Nigger” of the joke. He has subtly leveraged comedy and literary articulation to trade skins with his black friends in story form. It’s an interesting thought, no?
So When Dave left the show, when the pressure was too much for him, and he went to Africa and went on Oprah, and went and took care of himself and his family and his soul. I know now looking back at the work that Neal’s heart was broken because if he could, if it were possibly he would have traded souls with Dave, even for just a moment of peace— And why not, Dave is the most talented comedian on the planet. Someone that gifted should never be that stressed out about anything. I know that Neal wanted to do all he could if not more.
Play Mirror by Kendrick Lamar
3 Mics, Blocks, Westside Comedy and Crazy Good mmmmhhmmmhmmmhmmhmm
I wasn’t available for the Champs podcast. But when I went back and listened, I can tell you that the “JB Smooth” episode was the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life, and if you can’t tell the difference between Neal and Moshe’s voices, you’re racist.
I wasn’t really around for “How Neal Feel” either. I do know that an episode where Neal said he didn’t find thick women attractive caused me to drop 65 pounds in an uncommonly short amount of time. I’m still too heavy, but I’m sensitive. And I can say irrefutably that Bianca Sia has one of the sexiest voices I’ve heard in a long time and should be doing more radio.
3 Mics was beautiful shot at the Cherry Lane Theatre in New York. I wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about it at first. But when I watched it I understood that this man was redirecting his path in life toward the axis it is on now with discretionary confession, one powerful aspect a person can take from catholicism I imagine. Again I am not catholic.
There was of course Blocks, shot at the Belasco Theatre in Downtown LA, my favorite theatre to work in. Blocks was certainly a love note, probably to the love of Neal’s life Dave. Or maybe his Forever Lady. I don’t know much about the traipse and travails of the rich and famous. But it has now inspired his popular podcast now. LFG Reddit community.
But knowing that this man suffered so much for reasons unknown is what I think gives him his appeal with his audience.
I went to the “Brand New Neal” Tour. I met Brennan-ites like myself. Got the intro on that the “sun (being) the cops for white people” joke. Laughed with black men and women at that joke. I was in the most diverse crowd I had ever been in, in a theatre, my life. People from all walks of life really love Brennan. And this is something that cannot be forgotten.
I started attending Westside Comedy Theatre shortly after the DMs started. I didn’t know what it all meant, I just know that I like the mother fucker and I wanted know how tall he was!
I should have known it would get me suckered into spending more money on comedy than I could afford, and becoming a pretty good early comedian in my own right.
But it was at Westside I noticed things about Neal, Private things I won’t mention here. Special quirks he has, and ways that we were similar. I was being welcomed into a community and it seemed really healthy and pure and lovely.
I attended the Crazy Good special taping at the Fonda. It was a hectic night. I tried to warm up the line in hopes of getting picked up as an opener. Some day my love. We all walked in, many of us wearing all black. I kind of got into a fight. But It allowed me to move and sit with the Netflix people. I remember that I didn’t like seeing Neal so tired, ( I attended second taping) I had grown attached. I wanted him to be healthy. And well rested and well fed. He was grumpy, but well practiced. I liked his hair though. It was looked Fallon tight. And I knew that it would all be worth it. I ended up giving him a standing ovation. I was maybe one of 6 who stood. I think everyone else was drunk. And my pepper spray got confiscated. Not cool Brennan.
When Dave’s latest special was released. A month later (much like the Titanic) It answered a lot of questions for me. What the distance between two lovers really creates. A diverging conversation of view points and criticisms. Speculation from the reddit community that Dave and Neal are no longer close. My heavy admission that none of that is anyone’s business. But I did want it to be known, at least to myself, that as one legend might sunset, the other might emerge. And maybe even the sunsetting legend might be resolving the conflict in his own work for the purpose of releasing a new revelation. Brennan is a GOAT. If we try to deny him or drop him into some false comparison as opposed to asses him in his own right we miss the benefit of having him in our lives as an artist. We don’t need to know the whole deal about all the lives of the comics we love in order to love the comics for their comedy.
Play Are You Even Real - James Blake.
Neal and Dave were the co creators of one of the greatest television shows of all time. They were “the loves of each other’s lives” and I still think they are.
They both still keep a majestic hold over a generation of writers who still want to know when the Chapelle was coming back and when Dave is coming back from Africa.
I hate to be the bearer of sad news. I don’t think it will. Dave is back from Africa thought.Still, I will always ask under my breath where is Neal’s Twain Prize? While lauding Dave as a voice of a generation I have so many question. I will never work in a coffee shop in LA again, nor will I ever send a direct message to a celebrity at 8:59pm. Both are fair too exposing to my complexed PTSD. Traumaaaaaaa. But at I write this at 2am. Edit it at 8:23am. I wish to reclaim the voices of my teen years and express my sincerest gratitude to Mr. Neal Brennan and Mr. Dave Chapelle.
To Neal directly, I would like apologize for trying to meet you at Canter’s Deli on a Sunday, but the uncomfortable truth is I’m a native Angelino and you’re a transplant, we’re gonna have beef forever over turf and territory. But we are both Irish, You 100%, me just a dash. We’ll come to reconciliation eventually. If not for the children.
You’ve opened up my world to what my writing could be, and whether you want to believe it or not OG, you and Dave are my heroes. You helped me laugh when there wasn’t anything to laugh about and you’ve helped me learn when I thought my time was out. From those horrid Sunday afternoons, to this wonderful day 5 days away from the release of your best special to date.
You are an installment in this medium. I will iterate what I wrote in an email to you only a few weeks after our first awkward encounter.
“You are 100% in your league… And I think you understand this but I want you to know that everybody is seeing it. You are on your way to becoming one of the greatest black comedians of all time. … You [have] moved you into a league that you were always called to be in with freedom and joy and a security that you deserve. You deserve this. Take this in. Keep going! My heart skips a beat when I think of all of the success that is coming into your life today due to your courage and persistence. I’m so inspired and grateful to have witnessed it in my lifetime. You inspire me so much— We all got to take a little bit from you every day in every way.”
One day when we are both comedy legends, and I get off the stage at the store opening up for you on a Tuesday, and you fist bump me, I hope you will say “you stuck the landing, you little bitch.
All my love, Forever a Fan. - B
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2024.04.05 01:23 Bubbly_Attention_916 In Celebration of Crazy Good

Here is an Essay I wrote talking about why Neal Brennan is my Comedy Hero:

I've also included a playlist to vibe to and cues of when to play which song! - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwgZMs3_0OQlPKgaNHT5xCzmEVFuTodLx&si=8OyI9pNl_arhnUwi
Episode Dave and Neal… but really Neal.
Upon Meeting.
I met Dave Chapelle in 2016. It was the year of the Trump Election. I was in my late 20s and a little know failed television writer preparing for my very first public — failed attempt at marriage.
I had never met Dave before. I don’t particularly remember wishing to meet Dave, but I knew that on the day I met him, it was important.
I had met a lot of comedic giants at that point. I met Jaleel White ( one of the greatest clowns this generation has seen) earlier that year, whom I had loved since I was 4. I met Julia Louis Dreyfus years prior. (Shout out to women in comedy)
Ironically both of whom gave me the same advice when I asked them how to get into comedy; a question which they both replied, “I don’t know, get a dog, and a camera and do something.” If you ask me, I did not miss opportunity to display my comedic wit by hinting in both cases, that the obviously implication was beastiality porn.
I had been tested and primed. I knew exactly how to convince a legend that I too had the potential of becoming a legend. Still, Dave, on his way to becoming a Mark Twain Prize winning comedian and poet, was the only one whom I would genuinely attribute to saving my life.
***
A Whole Thing.
My first “boyfriend” was an 18 year old ex-con, conveniently provided to me by my evangelical step-father and pastor and his associate pastor, both of whom lived under the presumption that certain type of support might keep me at the very least from becoming a lesbian (this churches’ greatest fear apparently) I genuinely do wish I had been born a lesbian as this perverse type of conversion therapy really fucked me up and can be attributed to my being institutionalized twice if not thrice. Also, had I not been molested this introduction would be a lot shorter. The experience however, taught me a lot.
The first is that if you decide to put a bunch a grown men in a room with young girls and blossoming bodies, and no supervision, someone is going to get molested. In this case that someone was me. I was getting molested.
The second thing that I learned was that if you put a version of black excellence on television, even a perverse one, those men can become little boys even for a moment, paralyzed by awe… they might even stop molesting little girls.
That perverse image didn’t come from Tyler Perry. Sadly, Madea and her loosely veiled threats were not enough. Their perception was, a nigga in a dress wasn’t gonna keep me from nobody.
But maybe one Nigga, in a braided wig, in white patent leather boots kicking a white couch screaming at the top of his lungs “Fuck yo Couch” and declaring in song “I want to piss on you!” could potentially do the trick.
Play Cold Blooded by Rick James
The Thing
That was the thing though. Long Sunday afternoons, huddled in a living room in South Central Los Angeles, watching those Chapelle Show DVDs, sales that would go on to make that man in a wig, not a dress, incredibly rich, were the only afternoons I remember my small body, mind, and spirit getting a real break.
So for this, my meeting with again, future Mark Twain Prize winning comedian and poet went something like this.
***
I was working in a 3rd wave tech institution, also known as a coffee shop, in Santa Monica, my hometown, where many celebrities had visited and lived. The one I appreciate most was Rawle D. Lewis who played “J.R.” from the film Cool Runnings. Feel the Rhythm, feel the rhyme… you know — bob sled time.
Still, Dave was rare. He wasn’t even from LA. He had retreated to the middle of Ohio, where no one could find him, talk to him, or even send him fan mail. That was Dave.
So when Dave had arrived to LA, dropped into my coffee shop and paid for coffee at my register, my celeb protocols kicked in overtime. Take the card, run it, don’t look at the numbers, say nothing. Thank him for coming to our shop, hand over the card. Then I took a chance. I looked him dead in his eye, and said in the deepest voice I could possibly muster, “You know, you’re my comedy hero, right? And It’s an honor to meet you.”
That was it. He graciously thanked me for saying so, told me that it was very nice, grabbed his coffee and left.
It was the most beautiful moment of my celebrity dealing life.
And I’ve done a lot celebrity dealing in my life.
Once I met Danny Trejo [is he related to Jesus Trejo ???] as a 13 year old and I couldn’t help but hug him and sob because I only knew him as “Uncle Machete” from Spy Kids.
What Dave didn’t know was that I wasn’t thanking him for his brilliant standup work, his advocacy for those who had no voice, his honest critiques of Black America, or white America’s omission of our accomplishments through his countless inquiries that came in fives, twos, and a rare but perfect spontaneous 6 count tag (which could only qualify as worship). I was thanking him for the moments alone with my thoughts after being a serving church goer as a young teenager on Sunday Mornings, then an underpaid, underaged prostitute on Sunday evenings. Neither of these jobs I took on by choice, but they were the ones I got. And I’m a workaholic. That’s been the case, since I was 4. I’m what they call a semi retired child actress. It’s what I call myself.
I was thanking him for the smoke breaks really.
***
Sunday Mornings.
In 2023 on Sunday Morning, I was going to run an experiment. I was going to find out if this ugly white man who opened his DMs to me was really where he said he was, because I didn’t believe him.
I want to make a confession. I have a lot of experience with ugly white men in mid life crisis. More than I would care to admit to. The thing I can tell you about white men in mid life crisis is that they lie. They are all liars. It’s why reparations hasn’t honestly been paid out, it’s why at the time of writing this, I’m not married and I don’t have any kids, and it’s why in no uncertain terms I was institutionalized on multiple occasions. White men in mid life crisis, sexual assault and domestic violence…none of which have causality merely correlation, that being me. I like data on me as the common denominator.
On this Sunday Morning I was hunting for one man, and his honest confession that on Sunday Mornings he goes to Canter’s Deli and gets sweets. I wouldn’t go to Canters, I’m not a stalker and I’m not cool enough for the Kibbutz Room. I can’t stalk people, I don’t have a car, I don’t drive and I don’t believe in it —driving not stalking. I whole heartedly believe in stalking if not for research purposes. Additionally I have always been polite to famous people. But this famous man owed me an explanation, or rather I owed him a debt of gratitude, and I wasn’t sure how I was going pay him back, but I think it has something to do with what you’re reading right now.
I went to Colfax across from Canter’s Deli, for their veggie breakfast burrito. I’m not a vegetarian, but people who eat pork can’t tell me what to do, and that includes myself. I got my food, sat out front and began my stake out. I spotted no white Teslas driven by white men in mid life crisis. Not one. I had synced his tour schedule to my menstrual cycle, I had listened to every podcast he’d ever recorded —- Where the fuck was Neal Brennan?
Play Heard ‘Em Say Kanye West Featuring Adam Levine
There was no one, not nobody just no one. And so it was true. He was liar just like every other white man in mid life crisis in the world. Like my naughty mullato piece of shit Choctaw fuck of a grandfather.
He was, old, white and and now he was a liar too! The one white guy I would have trusted in Hollywood was in fact no longer trustworthy.
And I was now a stalker.
So I walked away. I furiously swore to myself that I would never be embarrassed like this again. A promise I would break within a year. I walked to where I was staying in LA, at the time. I crossed Beverly, and there turning onto Fairfax towards Canter’s Deli, was Brennan, in a white Tesla with a woman on his passenger side, (she looked British) and although I was disappointed, (Far be it from me to be a liar too, the idea of starting an affair with another man in mid life crisis was tremendously exciting), I was relieved. I was right. He was honest.
I was vindicated. I had vitriol, I had motion and now I had all of the information I needed to thank this man. It didn’t matter who the woman had been, there was at least one honest white man in the world.
***
Meeting Neal
Upon meeting, Neal was not impressed with myself. Mainly because, I had come to learn, Neal made habit of making himself seem unimpressive. He may have had a problem with dissolution of responsibility. It’s why I perceive that Lorne Michaels is commensurately irritated with him for not petitioning for a job as head writer, a job he’s long been over qualified for, and why he and Dave split the writing credit on Chapelle show 50/50, no disagreements— respectfully. I discovered this information about his recurring dream about Michaels’ anger toward him for no apparent reason and his hiphop writer’s covenant with Chapelle starting as far back as 1999, during what I like to call spring fling with Neal Brennan 2023. Stalking— I mean research mode.
Fun fact ironically, ’99 was the year I met another comedic Icon Bill Cosby. I really knocked it out of the park with him, even at the tender age of 9. I plagiarized Lauryn Hill lyrics, couldn’t hit the high note on a Minnie Ripperton song I had no business knowing the words to, some might even say I turned Kids Say the Darnedest things into an adolescent episode of Jerry Springer. Cosby said that. It was Cosby. Like I said, knock out.
I had met Brennan after stalking— I mean researching his former podcast co-host Moshe Kasher from club to club for weeks in hopes that he would actually introduce me to his older (code white man in mid life crisis) brother, whom I had not understood was engaged to be married for quite some time. Gorgeous girl!
I did run into see Chris De’lia —- big surprise.
But I was doing my best to meet a good man to be my husband. Not De’lia. I was a good girl, and knew how to cook, vegan even and I was kind of pretty and I can kiss — I’ve heard.
If I met another brilliant comedian in the process of husband hunting, what more could I do but add the moment to my Rolodex of awkward interactions.
***
The Comedy Store
I first saw Neal perform stand-up live at the Comedy Store on a line up with Kasher. Other comedians included, Justin Martindale (who outed me as queer in front of the entire room) Bobby Lee (whom had flashed me and the room his pubes. Sadly, I cannot confirm if the carpet matched the drapes because I didn’t linger. Also, please remember I was partaking in the fine art of husbandry no time to stop and take notes), Ali Wong (no notes, only awe), and Pauly Shore (Another one of my heroes, and much more good-looking in person if you can believe it. Also the owner of the club.) Caroline Rhea was there too. She is the fairy godmother of comedy if you ask me. If you ask she’s still a witch. Still awesome!
Finally came Brennan. He was taller in person —on stage. He was also very fair skinned. I more observed than watched him.
He went on to tell of series of jokes, one that failed very badly. To which I had reached out to him on Instagram about at 8:59pm on Thursday, one minute shy of booty call hours. I was on good behavior. To which he replied much to my chagrin 2 hours later. It was a very scary 24 hours following.
Why was the famous man in my DMs? Why was he responding to me—I’m ugly!!! What does he want from me? But in truth he had merely responded to my message. It was a firm and quick debate. Nothing notable. And after running into each other at the club for approximately two or three weeks after the messages began, I finally mustered the courage to speak to him in person.
Play Perfect Angel by Minnie Ripperton
It was at the Comedy Store, A Wednesday I believe. He was at the end of the legendary hallway with Fahim Anwar, who was facing me, and Neal’s back to me.
Fahim had scurried off- rebuffed I pretend— while I acted like I was working on bits but really catch my breath.
How did I get a crush on Neal Brennan? Fuck that shit!
I closed my tab in the back part of the bar, where I was interacting with my favorite Comedy Store waitress. I gathered all of my strength, and made my way through the long hallway. Anwar had gone now into the OR and Neal leaning against a wall near the exit. I walked up to him on my way out. In balance. I said in the softest voice I’d ever heard myself speak in, barely audible.
“ Excuse me.” I don’t speak in soft voices for anyone. Ask any one of my partners past, present, and future. I do not have a soft voice.
He looked up, from his phone. He looked tired. With the kind of exhaustion of a man who should be retiring soon, but won’t stop working because he has the right to work. He would always rather be right over happy he would say. He was slumped against the wall looking at his phone.
“Yes.” He responded.
***
Black Mouth
I’m going to say something about Neal’s mouth and I don’t want any rebuttal, because I’m right about this. Neal has a black mouth. He’s wearing the exact same facial hair as Prince, whom I presume left it to him in his will shortly after his first meeting with Brennan and Chapelle. As Neal is a white man. I don’t believe anyone will make concessions for otherwise. Yet still he has a black mouth. Prince in his generosity and wisdom knew that this newly applied facial covering would help with the whole being a white but really a black man. He’s got a nice mouth.
“Yes” he responded. Just as softly.
“You’re amazing, as always.” Was all I could manage to get out.
Whether or not I could process it at at the time, I wasn’t simply talking to a comedy giant or a good looking man, or a drug addict depending on who you asked. I was talking to my other comedy hero. My other hero. The other reason I have to thank for the end of a long—- long series of internal deaths at the hands of people who otherwise didn’t know how and didn’t really want to care for me. Perhaps even more so now due to his over all body of work.
“Oh, thank you.” He responded. Dry, simple and straightforward. I brushed him on the hand. Smiled gently, then walked away, into the night. Take that Julia Roberts.
That wouldn’t be the only time I would speak with Neal. The second time, he would stand up straight, have Owen Smith the television writer and comedian with him, and would reveal to me that his eyes were the green, because I was looking straight into them and would not be fooled. Also he’s taller than 5’10” I’m sure of it. He encourage me “Keep going!"
Adore By Prince
A Pilot of Explanations and a Joke About the N word.
***
Have you ever heard of auteurist or art cinema: Tarentino, Ingmar Bergman, Spike Lee? How about auteurist television? Slightly more complex idea to expound upon due to the differences in the way that the studio system and the television system work. But I’ll try.
Here’s how I understand the studio system. It used to be that production, distribution and exhibition were processes owned by the same company. Imagine I’m Disney and I own a studio, and some theaters and I am also in charge of who is allowed to show the picture in their theatre. That’s called a vertical monopoly. It was illegal for some time, was busted up during the 40’s I think, then reinstated for complicated reasons that may or may not involve The Catholic Church.
But in the 50’s because of the bust of the studio monopolies this beautiful invention comes to save my company’s skin. There’s a new invention called “Television”. It's like Netflix but more random, and fewer choices. And listen to this kids, it’s free and you have to watch it at home with your family.
As a studio this opens up a new revenue stream for me. That would be making money through selling ad space.
Fast forward years later there is now cable television, premium channels and all sorts of wonderful new ways to create and enjoy programing. New markets and demographics to match.
WOOO HOO HOO!
The sky is the limit.
That was the case for Dave and Neal. They were ready to to get a piece of that pie, but not before a pit stop at the theaters. In a revised studio system.
Half Baked was a film written by Dave and Neal. They were friends in comedy for many years at this point and Dave had a great idea about a weed movie and asked Neal to write it with him. Neal tells the story better than I ever could. How Universal met with Dave he promised he was making a weed movie with someone they had never heard of— little did he know they had met with Neal Brennan a few days prior about another project. To which Dave initiated contact and told Neal “If Universal calls, tell em’ we’re making a weed movie.” I wish that Dan Soder were here to do his Chappell impression, but sadly we are not well acquainted yet. Neal did in fact inform Universal that they were writing a weed movie and that it would be ready in “30 days time.” They wrote the film in one night.
This weed movie would be distributed under Paramount. This is all fine, these are great names in show business. The joke that Neal always tells is It opened against Titanic. My research tells me that Titanic had been open for a month according to IMDB. It might have premiered at the same time, but box for Baked was open a month later.
The film was released during the tentpole era of movie releases. A time when studios had EXPLOSIVE amounts of money in their marketing budget, and 8 million dollars extra was available for Half Baked. There is no indication that anyone producing that show expected the movie to be super successful. I don’t think it was malicious. It was economics. The editor allegedly alleges that our beloved creators were just two “R-words” that turned out not to be. Again, Neal tells the story better.
This was perceived as a failure in the time it was released by Brennan, but upon further inquiry it was an auteurist success. The film is personal despite the way it was messed with by the producers. At times you can feel the would be creators of Chapelle Show sparking their creativity. Dave’s inventiveness, and Neal’s cut throat integrity in story structure alone is there in essence, despite the perceived fumble on the part of the studio.
And while a cult following from Half Baked found its way to the Chappelle Show, so did an intriguing storying telling style. Guerrilla filming, fast thinking, edgy, incredibly crass in all of the right ways. Sketch comedy revived. Vine, Lebron James… I’m Rick James Bitch…. That sort of thing.
This requirement for grit from impossible circumstances birthed the style of Chapelle Show.
The Pilot.
Half Baked gets it’s flowers now because
1.) We know who made it. Dave and Neal the creators of the Chapelle Show and
2.) We now know how difficult it was to make….
And
3.) It’s pretty fuckin’ funny.
But in a beautiful way if the studio had just let Brennan and Chapelle loose with a camera and 8 million dollars… The plot of Bowfinger is what I believe would be as close to what the experience would have been. Don’t ask to intern for them, just watch Bowfinger. And the movie would have been a lot better…. “Gotcha Suckahs” is in fact an incredible catch phrase.
The Chapelle Show was supposed to be like Playboy After Dark but just Dave. I don’t know what Playboy After dark Is cause I’m too little, but it sound sultry. Chapelle Show however, took on the structural contributions of Dick Ebersol and cranked it up to 10,000 and, and blacker, than black ought to be black… I’m aspiration-ally roasting.
This is when I would like to press the importance of the Chapelle Show as demonstrated through two sketches. The opening sketch, displays what happens when auteurist television is done right. The Clayton Bigsby Sketch for example engages with the important cultural phenomenon "cancel culture” long before its time.
The pilot opens with this Mitsubishi parody commercial. In this parody they make fun of a popular car commercial where a white woman is the center of an epic adventure in the passenger side of a Mitsubishi (ugliest model they made if you ask me but I digress). The woman is then replaced by Chapelle with a beautiful black woman, who is no longer pop locking to Moby, but pop locking and dropping it to Cool Mo Deep. I don’t know… I’m 33.
Bold arrival to basically dare advertisers to sponsor you. “We’re gonna replace your girls and change the music.” Toyota might more efficient. From the beginning Brennan and Chapelle knew that they had an audience. And they knew advertisers, Comedy Central executives, premium cable execs, anyone who watches TV like a score board would be watching … I don’t think they would be counting on former film majors over analyzing their show for a piece of content again, I digress.
Nowhere Man The Beatles
The “Clayton Bigsby” sketch is by and large the most famous and expansive Chapelle show sketch in the lexicon. This sketch tackles issues of race, self hatred, and influence in all about 10 minutes.
It depicts a white surpremacist who is blind and black. He doesn’t know he is black due to the fact that he is blind. He is one of the worlds most renowned leaders of the Ku Klux Klan. It’s based off of an experience that Chapelle’s grandfather had in the 60’s as a blind black man — albeit very light skinned. He would be harassed by members of the black community as if he were a white man on the day of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination.
The “Clayton Bigsby” sketch has the basic story structure of any script. Clayton is introduced, we learn more about him. He goes to a clan rally. His true identity as a black man is revealed at the time of the rally. Everyone freaks out. Comedy madness issues. It’s basic, the good kind.
The thing that makes the sketch so magical is what happens in the editing bay. The end of the sketch Brennan’s playing a white surpremacists and his head explodes at the revelation that Clayton Bigsby is black and not white. “Show us your face!” I don’t know what he was expecting…. I guess a white man in mid life crisis — I don’t know—- so anyway. The blood from his pasty skull erupts and splashes onto a book. A book entitled “ Nigger Stain” It’s a brilliant punch. It implicates that the real “nigger stain” in this case is the blood of the white surpremacists.
Why do I bring this up? Because Brennan would later leverage the exact same joke premise in a joke in his first hour long special Women and black dudes. Brennan is a famous joke thief, but he’s so good at it, that nobody calls him on it, and his pitches are so divine that no one can get angry. I’m kidding.
I will say that Brennan has leveraged at least three of my pitches in the past year and a half, and I don’t say anything because I expect an ice cream date in Montreal at the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. And an introduction to Jimmy Carr, who might be my cousin.
A Fine Trade.
Brennan takes the same premise and layers it into the N-word bit. This joke describes how he, a white man (Brennan) has an “N-word pass.” In this case he, the white man is the Clayton Bigsby of his black group but far less influential. He is of course more careful than Bigsby with his use of the N-word, and in the sketch he masterful only says the “Nigga” or “ Nigger” word as a specific character in the context of story. He never outright uses it or calls anyone but his own self the word. He not only paints himself as the oppressor but the oppressed. At the end of the joke, he is cornered by black men who are not happy with his use of the word. He is seemingly accepted after introducing himself as “Neal, Jamal’s friend." but then in a turn he is called a “Nigger” note not “Nigga” but hard ER and his iPhone is appropriately stolen by the black men.
Rightfully so.
Brennan makes himself the “Nigger” of the joke. He has subtly leveraged comedy and literary articulation to trade skins with his black friends in story form. It’s an interesting thought, no?
So When Dave left the show, when the pressure was too much for him, and he went to Africa and went on Oprah, and went and took care of himself and his family and his soul. I know now looking back at the work that Neal’s heart was broken because if he could, if it were possibly he would have traded souls with Dave, even for just a moment of peace— And why not, Dave is the most talented comedian on the planet. Someone that gifted should never be that stressed out about anything. I know that Neal wanted to do all he could if not more.
Play Mirror by Kendrick Lamar
3 Mics, Blocks, Westside Comedy and Crazy Good mmmmhhmmmhmmmhmmhmm
I wasn’t available for the Champs podcast. But when I went back and listened, I can tell you that the “JB Smooth” episode was the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life, and if you can’t tell the difference between Neal and Moshe’s voices, you’re racist.
I wasn’t really around for “How Neal Feel” either. I do know that an episode where Neal said he didn’t find thick women attractive caused me to drop 65 pounds in an uncommonly short amount of time. I’m still too heavy, but I’m sensitive. And I can say irrefutably that Bianca Sia has one of the sexiest voices I’ve heard in a long time and should be doing more radio.
3 Mics was beautiful shot at the Cherry Lane Theatre in New York. I wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about it at first. But when I watched it I understood that this man was redirecting his path in life toward the axis it is on now with discretionary confession, one powerful aspect a person can take from catholicism I imagine. Again I am not catholic.
There was of course Blocks, shot at the Belasco Theatre in Downtown LA, my favorite theatre to work in. Blocks was certainly a love note, probably to the love of Neal’s life Dave. Or maybe his Forever Lady. I don’t know much about the traipse and travails of the rich and famous. But it has now inspired his popular podcast now. LFG Reddit community.
But knowing that this man suffered so much for reasons unknown is what I think gives him his appeal with his audience.
I went to the “Brand New Neal” Tour. I met Brennan-ites like myself. Got the intro on that the “sun (being) the cops for white people” joke. Laughed with black men and women at that joke. I was in the most diverse crowd I had ever been in, in a theatre, my life. People from all walks of life really love Brennan. And this is something that cannot be forgotten.
I started attending Westside Comedy Theatre shortly after the DMs started. I didn’t know what it all meant, I just know that I like the mother fucker and I wanted know how tall he was!
I should have known it would get me suckered into spending more money on comedy than I could afford, and becoming a pretty good early comedian in my own right.
But it was at Westside I noticed things about Neal, Private things I won’t mention here. Special quirks he has, and ways that we were similar. I was being welcomed into a community and it seemed really healthy and pure and lovely.
I attended the Crazy Good special taping at the Fonda. It was a hectic night. I tried to warm up the line in hopes of getting picked up as an opener. Some day my love. We all walked in, many of us wearing all black. I kind of got into a fight. But It allowed me to move and sit with the Netflix people. I remember that I didn’t like seeing Neal so tired, ( I attended second taping) I had grown attached. I wanted him to be healthy. And well rested and well fed. He was grumpy, but well practiced. I liked his hair though. It was looked Fallon tight. And I knew that it would all be worth it. I ended up giving him a standing ovation. I was maybe one of 6 who stood. I think everyone else was drunk. And my pepper spray got confiscated. Not cool Brennan.
When Dave’s latest special was released. A month later (much like the Titanic) It answered a lot of questions for me. What the distance between two lovers really creates. A diverging conversation of view points and criticisms. Speculation from the reddit community that Dave and Neal are no longer close. My heavy admission that none of that is anyone’s business. But I did want it to be known, at least to myself, that as one legend might sunset, the other might emerge. And maybe even the sunsetting legend might be resolving the conflict in his own work for the purpose of releasing a new revelation. Brennan is a GOAT. If we try to deny him or drop him into some false comparison as opposed to asses him in his own right we miss the benefit of having him in our lives as an artist. We don’t need to know the whole deal about all the lives of the comics we love in order to love the comics for their comedy.
Play Are You Even Real - James Blake.
Neal and Dave were the co creators of one of the greatest television shows of all time. They were “the loves of each other’s lives” and I still think they are.
They both still keep a majestic hold over a generation of writers who still want to know when the Chapelle was coming back and when Dave is coming back from Africa.
I hate to be the bearer of sad news. I don’t think it will. Dave is back from Africa thought.Still, I will always ask under my breath where is Neal’s Twain Prize? While lauding Dave as a voice of a generation I have so many question. I will never work in a coffee shop in LA again, nor will I ever send a direct message to a celebrity at 8:59pm. Both are fair too exposing to my complexed PTSD. Traumaaaaaaa. But at I write this at 2am. Edit it at 8:23am. I wish to reclaim the voices of my teen years and express my sincerest gratitude to Mr. Neal Brennan and Mr. Dave Chapelle.
To Neal directly, I would like apologize for trying to meet you at Canter’s Deli on a Sunday, but the uncomfortable truth is I’m a native Angelino and you’re a transplant, we’re gonna have beef forever over turf and territory. But we are both Irish, You 100%, me just a dash. We’ll come to reconciliation eventually. If not for the children.
You’ve opened up my world to what my writing could be, and whether you want to believe it or not OG, you and Dave are my heroes. You helped me laugh when there wasn’t anything to laugh about and you’ve helped me learn when I thought my time was out. From those horrid Sunday afternoons, to this wonderful day 5 days away from the release of your best special to date.
You are an installment in this medium. I will iterate what I wrote in an email to you only a few weeks after our first awkward encounter.
“You are 100% in your league… And I think you understand this but I want you to know that everybody is seeing it. You are on your way to becoming one of the greatest black comedians of all time. … You [have] moved you into a league that you were always called to be in with freedom and joy and a security that you deserve. You deserve this. Take this in. Keep going! My heart skips a beat when I think of all of the success that is coming into your life today due to your courage and persistence. I’m so inspired and grateful to have witnessed it in my lifetime. You inspire me so much— We all got to take a little bit from you every day in every way.”
One day when we are both comedy legends, and I get off the stage at the store opening up for you on a Tuesday, and you fist bump me, I hope you will say “you stuck the landing, you little bitch.
All my love, Forever a Fan. - B
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2024.04.02 10:32 SongsOfTheYears Do you see any egregious errors in this Bruce Springsteen bio?

[UPDATE: Hopefully the lack of any comments with corrections means I was in the clear and it was OK to go ahead and drop the episode, because I just did: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6u1RUWNONClUGfaZSaslot?si=Oos4uRB6Q7yaZC5o9ELhdQ ]
I host a radio-DJ-style podcast called, you guessed it, Songs of the Years. Last fall I started doing monthly episodes doing deep dives on my favorite recording artists, starting with the Beatles, then Dylan, the Stones, etc. On each of these episodes I play ten songs from the artist or group in question, and in between tracks I talk about their biography.
With a month to work on each one, I was able to take my time and be careful with meticulously fact-checking each one. But then a few weeks ago, Spotify announced that they were ending their "experiment" with the Music + Talk format in June. Well, that's the foundation of my whole deal! If I can't play tracks from the album I'm talking about, it becomes just talking about music, but taking away the music part. Which, to slightly repurpose the possibly apocryphal Martin Mull quote, is like dancing about architecture.
But I still had dozens of artists and groups I wanted to cover in these deep dives, so I started cranking up the pace, releasing multiple episodes per week. Unfortunately, this inevitably meant sacrificing some of that rigor when it came to fact-checking, and the result was that a few days ago I heard from someone on the Fleetwood Mac sub that I had gotten some important facts wrong about that band's early days.
I felt sick about this, since I can't go back and change the pod once it's released. So I resolved that going forward, I'm going to post my podcast scripts to Reddit once they are finished, and ask the people best situated to know this history inside out to help crowdsource the error checking.
Now, I can't pay anybody anything for this, as I don't get paid myself. No ads, no Patreon. Just a labor of love. But if you spot a goof and give me a citation from a solid source showing the correct information, I can (if you wish) credit you on the show for "research assistance provided by ________", using your Reddit handle or your real name, as you prefer. And you'll have the satisfaction of knowing the episode dedicated to Bruce will not spread false info like the Fleetwood Mac episode unfortunately has. (Spotify has said that although once June comes we can no longer create Music + Talk episodes, they will keep the ones already created up indefinitely, so this may well be the last podcast of this type, including full music tracks, you'll ever see dedicated to the Boss.)
Thanks in advance for your help. Below you'll find the full script. It's okay if you share portions of it with others, as long as you credit me, Alan Thomas, as the writer:
Bruce Springsteen, "The Boss," isn't just a musical icon: he is a blue-collar poet laureate, a voice for the working class. His music was born from the gritty streets of New Jersey and the vast expanse of the American dream. With a raspy voice, soaring melodies, and lyrics that pulsated with both hope and despair, he paints vivid portraits of everyday heroes, forgotten towns, and the struggle for something better.
His music isn't background noise; it is a freight train barreling down the tracks, carrying the hopes, heartbreaks, and resilience of the American working class. He chronicles factory closures and dead-end streets, but also the flicker of defiance and the yearning for a brighter horizon. Springsteen isn't just a singer; he is a bard of the blue-collar world, a champion for the forgotten, offering a flicker of hope in the face of hardship.
Bruce emerged from a hardscrabble Jersey town, the shadow of the American Dream flickering at its edges. Born into a blue-collar world with Dutch, Irish, and Italian blood flowing through his veins, his mother was the family's mainstay while his father was haunted by demons. His was a Catholic childhood, where rebellion against the nuns simmered even as something bigger whispered on the radio – Elvis, Sinatra, a raw power crackling with promise. His cheap rented guitar became a beacon, a pathway into the neon heart of the Jersey Shore. He haunted those boardwalk towns, absorbing characters and stories as the specter of Vietnam loomed. Then, in a stroke of luck, or maybe fate, a motorcycle accident kept him grounded while others went to fight.
The Beatles exploded onto the scene, upending everything, sparking that first ragged chord. His mom saw a flicker of something special, a fire worth feeding--the Kent guitar was a benediction, a baptism into rock'n'roll. From there, it was smoky Elks Lodges, beach bars, guys like Vinnie Roslin by his side – the apprenticeship years of the Jersey Shore. Names like Steel Mill and Dr. Zoom weren't just bands, they were battle scars. That raw Jersey sound, born on the Stone Pony's stage, rippled outwards. A San Francisco critic, Philip Elwood, caught the fire, proclaiming Springsteen a poet and composer with a blazing future. He wasn't wrong: the Boss was a fuse burning short.
His parents sought a new start out West, but the young rebel stayed behind. The restlessness wouldn't quit, though. The words flooded out, rough and urgent, attracting hustlers like Mike Appel, hungry for that spark. It was enough to get him in front of John Hammond, the legendary talent scout--the same man who unearthed Dylan years earlier. That audition was it: the last brick laid before the explosion.
Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. was a calling card, a bolt of raw, unfiltered energy. Springsteen, restless and prolific, recorded most of the album at a shoestring studio, backed by his band of hungry Jersey misfits: the sax wail of Clarence Clemons, the relentless thump of Vini "Mad Dog" Lopez's drums. It was a whirlwind of youthful hopes and hard-luck stories, blending boardwalk bravado and poetic ambition.
Columbia Records boss Clive Davis saw potential but wanted a hit. Springsteen, with his rhyming dictionary and inexhaustible drive, obligingly whipped up "Blinded By the Light":
["Blinded By the Light" plays]
That tune's a kind of Dylanesque word salad: madmen drummers, teenage diplomats, summertime car chases. It defies easy explanation, but the energy was undeniable. There was something special in the air, even if its initial release barely registered.
Critics took notice, hearing echoes of Dylan, but also a voice all Springsteen's own. Words tumbled out, a torrent of vivid imagery set against rockabilly rhythms and Clarence Clemons' soaring sax breaks. Even with its grand ambition, it never lost that Jersey Shore grit. Maybe the world wasn't fully ready in 1973.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band later covered the song, scoring a massive hit and forever altering the popular understanding of the lyrics. Legacy? It's complicated. Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. is a time capsule, a portrait of an artist on the verge. "Blinded by the Light" remains its most famous--or infamous--track, proof that the journey from rough-hewn gem to pop phenomenon can be as unpredictable as the boardwalk scene Springsteen once chronicled.
In these lean years, the nameless group of musicians that would become the E Street Band took shape. Springsteen, handling the band's finances and forever ready for a Monopoly game, earned the nickname "The Boss"--a title that became synonymous with his leadership and their shared ambition.
They were back at 914 Sound Studios, the same cramped room where they'd cut Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. But this time felt different. The E Street Band, though still unnamed, had gelled during those lean months. They were Springsteen's partners, not just sidemen. The music reflected this: it was bolder, the street corner poetry set ablaze by Clemons's saxophone and Danny Federici's organ swells. The Wild, the Innocent, & the E Street Shuffle was a testament to ambition, to dreaming big even with empty pockets.
The embodiment of that spirit was a seven-minute-long whirlwind of teenage yearning called "Rosalita":
["Rosalita" plays]
That is Springsteen at his most joyous and unrestrained. The lyrics, a playful tangle of boardwalk bravado and doomed romance, are pure Jersey, but the band brought a touch of epic grandeur, a sonic wall of sound that begged to be played at maximum volume. It was as if Springsteen was daring the world to ignore them this time.
No wonder it became a staple of those legendary multi-hour shows.
FM radio latched onto "Rosalita" even without an official single release, a testament to Springsteen's slow-burning breakthrough. Critics adored its energy and lyrical depth, understanding that beneath the raucous surface was a heart yearning for escape, for something greater. It wasn't a chart-topper in '73, but with time, its legend has only grown. "Rosalita" isn't just a song, it's the embodiment of youthful rebellion, a promise that the best nights, the best adventures, are always just down the road.
Springsteen's raw, unfiltered energy was undeniable, but fame remained elusive. Then came the Harvard Square Theater, that sweatbox of a venue where destinies change. Jon Landau, the critic with the power to make or break careers, was in the crowd. And that night, he saw more than just a skinny kid with a guitar and a heart full of dreams. "I saw rock and roll's future," he wrote, "and its name is Bruce Springsteen." It was more than praise; it was prophecy, a proclamation that the world was about to catch up to the fire that burned so brightly on those Jersey backstreets.
Born to Run wasn't just willed into existence – it was forged in the fires of frustration. Springsteen was coming off the modest success of his first two albums, but he knew he had something bigger inside him. The sessions were grueling, the pressure intense. Springsteen wrote and discarded songs relentlessly, demanding perfection from himself and the E Street Band. Stories abound of battles fought in the studio over the relentless wall-of-sound production, Springsteen's vision clashing with the band's desire for a rawer vibe.
From this struggle emerged what are, in my and many other people's estimation, Springsteen's best songs. I've managed to narrow the list down to three selections to share with you today. Let's start with the evocative harmonica and piano that open "Thunder Road":
["Thunder Road" plays]
"Thunder Road" went through countless iterations, Springsteen endlessly tweaking the lyrics and melody. But at its core, it always held that yearning for something more, that plea for escape that resonated deeply with his own restlessness. It wasn't just his story; it was a universal feeling painted in vivid detail. The band matched that intensity, crafting a musical landscape that felt like it could burst at any moment.
Next up is another beast entirely, a sprawling, ten-minute epic that showcases Springsteen's ambition and lyrical prowess in equal measure. This time we're opening again with piano, but with a sweet string accompaniment, as we listen to a tale of a barefoot girl sittin' on the hood of a Dodge, drinkin' warm beer in the soft summer rain, down in..."Jungleland":
["Jungleland" plays]
With "Jungleland", the Boss traded the open road of "Thunder Road" for the gritty underbelly of city life. Clemons recalled marathon sessions focused solely on that now-iconic sax solo, Springsteen demanding a performance that transcended notes on a page, something that cut to the emotional core of the song.
And of course we can't leave this album behind without spinning the iconic, anthemic, title track! This is "Born to Run":
["Born to Run" plays]
"Born to Run" came late in the recording process, and seemed to encapsulate the album's themes. It was a declaration of independence, the soundtrack for any kid who dreamt of escaping their small-town life to chase a better future. The recording was a testament to obsession: six months were reportedly spent perfecting that single track alone. Yet, even when the mix was finished, Springsteen's struggle wasn't over. Dissatisfied, he tossed the initial version into a hotel pool, nearly scrapping the entire album. It took the persuasive powers of Jon Landau to bring him back to the project, ultimately approving a final mix amidst the chaos of touring.
Commercially, the album was a breakthrough, peaking at number 3 on the Billboard charts and eventually achieving multi-platinum status. Critics hailed it as a masterpiece, with Rolling Stone later placing it at number 18 on its "500 Greatest Albums of All Time" list. They praised its scope and raw emotion, calling it "a furious, romantic statement of youthful hopes". Born to Run remains an iconic work, the album that catapulted Springsteen into the upper echelon of rock stardom and proved that desperate dreams, fought tooth and nail for, sometimes really do come true.
August 1975 marked a turning point. The Bottom Line shows were proof that the hype was real, Springsteen playing with a raw, hungry energy that transcended the small stage. The press went wild, Newsweek and Time placing him front and center. It was the breakthrough he'd craved, but fame had a bite. Critics started circling, questioning the authenticity of this blue-collar poet turned rock star. Springsteen felt the sting, a flash of doubt amidst the whirlwind. The E Street Band was his anchor, the road his refuge. But the legal battle with Appel raged on, a creative prison when he was bursting with songs. The struggle was real, and it would shape the darkness that lay ahead.
Darkness on the Edge of Town wasn't a victory lap – it was a hard right turn. The legal battles may have stalled his recording career, but Springsteen's creative wellspring overflowed with frustration and a newfound maturity. Gone was the wide-eyed optimism of Born to Run; Darkness was a meditation on blue-collar ennui, the American Dream seen through a cracked windshield.
One track stands out as a stark centerpiece. It's "Factory":
["Factory" plays]
The opening lines paint a picture wearied by familiarity: "Early in the morning factory whistle blows / Man rises from bed and puts on his clothes." It's a scene dripping with resignation, a script handed down through generations. The factory isn't a symbol of progress; it's a relentless machine, stealing more than sweat – "takes his hearing," Springsteen sings, "gives him life." That dark bargain hangs heavy in the air.
This isn't a romanticized vision of the working class. Springsteen doesn't shy away from the grime and desperation. When he sings of "mansions of fear / through the mansions of pain," the anger feels like a physical force. You hear the echoes of his father's struggle, the frustration of a life spent chasing a dream that keeps receding into the distance.
Critics hailed Darkness on the Edge of Town as a masterpiece, a stark portrait of the working class grappling with a tarnished American Dream. "Factory" is a microcosm of that struggle – a song that burrows deep, leaving behind a gritty truth and the lingering sense that the relentless grind of factory life leaves scars that etch themselves onto the soul.
The late Seventies saw Springsteen's influence spread, a testament to his songwriting prowess. Patti Smith took the bones of his unreleased "Because the Night" and transformed it into a dark, desperate anthem that shot up the charts. The Pointer Sisters found similar success with his fiery "Fire." He fueled the Asbury Jukes' rise, penning hits like "The Fever" and collaborating with his E Street lieutenant Stevie Van Zandt.
Then came the No Nukes concerts, where Springsteen and the band unleashed their legendary live energy on a wider stage. It was his first foray into political activism, but the live album and later documentary gave audiences who had only heard the records a taste of his electric, sweat-soaked shows. These weren't just side projects; they were sparks from a creative engine that refused to slow down, a reminder that even as he grappled with his own demons, Springsteen had plenty of fuel left in the tank.
The River was a product of ambition and restlessness. Released in 1980, it was Springsteen's attempt to reconcile the exuberance of his previous work with the darker themes of Darkness on the Edge of Town. The double-album format allowed him to indulge his creative appetite for contrasting narratives and sonic experimentation, but it also presented a challenge.
The album's title track emerged from a batch of songs Bruce had been working on intermittently, initially written as a stark, acoustic ballad. Here's "The River":
["The River" plays]
The story of the unnamed protagonist and his girl Mary, with its themes of lost innocence and unfulfilled dreams, resonated deeply with Springsteen's own grappling with the conflicting desires for freedom and stability. As the recording sessions progressed, the song grew in scope. Roy Bittan's piano became a key element, adding a layer of melancholy. The band's arrangement straddles the line between rock energy and poignant introspective balladry, a testament to Springsteen's expanding musical palette.
Commercially, The River was a blockbuster, reaching number one on the Billboard album chart and eventually going multi-platinum. Though the title track wasn't a major hit, critical acclaim was overwhelming. Rolling Stone later placed the album at number 250 on its "500 Greatest Albums of All Time" list. The title track became a Springsteen signature, its themes of yearning and regret amplified by the energy of his marathon shows. It remains a potent reminder of the transformative power of music, its ability to capture the complexities of the human experience.
The 1982 album Nebraska was born from a creative detour. Inspired by a book about the Starkweather murders, Springsteen began crafting a series of bleak acoustic demos. There was a raw intimacy to these recordings, a sense that he was tapping into a new and unsettling source. The decision to release the demos in their stark form was a bold one, defying conventional record label wisdom. He kept the E Street Band at arm's length, instead capturing the songs alone, using a four track cassette recorder. He even carried the cassette around in his pocket for a while, not even in a protective case, before he realized this wasn't just a demo, it was basically the master for the actual album!
The title track evolved from its initial form as a chilling portrait of a killer into a meditation on American violence and desperation. Springsteen recorded multiple takes, searching for that chillingly understated vocal delivery, a counterpoint to the brutality of the lyrics. Take a listen, this is "Nebraska":
["Nebraska" plays]
Bruce's guitar is sparse, almost skeletal, mirroring the empty highways and isolated towns his characters inhabit, accompanied by that mournful harmonica. That line about how "me and her, we had some fun" gives me chills.
I've got one more cut from this brilliant album to play for you today. It's a song that also began as a stark acoustic sketch. But as Springsteen honed the lyrics, the arrangement grew in subtlety. Hear for yourself, it's "Atlantic City":
["Atlantic City" plays]
The jangly guitar and shuffling rhythm create a false sense of hope, only adding to the pathos of the narrator's doomed gamble, somewhat reminiscent of the desperate scenario laid out in the earlier composition "Meeting Across the River", on Born to Run. The contrast between the upbeat sound and the bleak lyrics is disarming, a testament to Springsteen's increasing sophistication as a songwriter.
Critics hailed Nebraska as a stark, uncompromising masterpiece. It landed at number 224 on Rolling Stone's "500 Greatest Albums of All Time" list. The record's stripped-down sound and relentless gaze into the darkest corners of human experience were an artistic risk, but one that paid off. Commercially, the album was a modest success, but its impact extended far beyond sales figures.
Nebraska is a testament to Springsteen's ability to inhabit characters far removed from his own life, to use music as a means to examine difficult truths about American society. These aren't feel-good songs; they're songs that force you to confront the bleak corners of the American Dream, a reminder that sometimes the most powerful journeys are those we take into the shadows.
Born in the U.S.A. arrived in 1984 with the force of a sonic hurricane. More than just another album, it was a cultural phenomenon, catapulting Springsteen into the realm of stadium-rocking superstar. Its anthems of blue-collar struggle wrapped in a flag-waving package resonated with a nation hungry for a new kind of patriotism. But beneath the arena-ready choruses and radio-friendly hits lay a restless heart, an undercurrent of dissatisfaction that hinted at the darkness of Springsteen's previous work. This tension--between populist anthems and a critical examination of the American Dream--created a fascinating and often overlooked subtext to the album, as exemplified by the titular track "Born in the U.S.A.", whose message of struggle and disillusionment was often misinterpreted by those swept up in jingoistic fervor.
I don't love this album like I do his earlier releases, but my favorite track on it harkens back to his older records with a slightly updated sound, standing as a stark contrast to the record's fist-pumping anthems. It's a haunting ballad, propelled by a repetitive minimalist synth riff and throbbing drumbeat reminiscent of a heartbeat. Here's "I'm On Fire":
["I'm On Fire" plays]
Bruce Springsteen originally wrote that song for Roy Orbison, but it resonates uniquely with his own voice--a tense, almost whispered confession of forbidden desire. The lyrics are a study in frustrated yearning, all unspoken longing and suppressed heat. The narrator is consumed by a desire he can't contain, the imagery crackling with sensual tension: "Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby / edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley / through the middle of my soul."
The song's production enhances its simmering intensity. Springsteen and his team experimented with synth sounds amidst the otherwise sparse arrangement, as the E Street Band provided a subtle pulse, creating a sonic backdrop that's both disquieting and strangely alluring.
The Born in the USA album was a commercial juggernaut, spawning seven Top-10 singles and going multi-platinum. Critics were largely swept up in the fervor, praising Springsteen's undeniable talent for crafting anthems that tapped into the American psyche. However, a more nuanced reading of the album reveals a streak of social commentary beneath the anthems, a critical eye turned towards the American experience. "I'm On Fire," with its hushed intensity and dark undertones, exemplifies this complexity. Though not one of the record's hit singles, the song remains a testament to Springsteen's ability to tap into universal emotions that lie beneath the surface of his larger-than-life tales.
In 1985, Bruce found himself shoulder-to-shoulder with pop royalty for "We Are the World." The charity single was a world away from gritty Jersey bars, the studio filled with stars at the height of their fame. Still, amidst the glitz, his raspy plea cut through with raw urgency. He may have later called it a "corny" song, but Bruce understood its power: even a simple song, sung by a chorus of voices, could spark a global movement. After all, it wasn't every day The Boss himself got to belt out a harmony with Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles, not to mention being able to hang out with Huey Lewis and Cyndi Lauper. That kind of camaraderie, for a cause like this, transcended any reservations about the music itself.
Bruce Springsteen wrestled with fame's burdens during the late Eighties. The downbeat Tunnel of Love album found him probing love's rough edges, and as Berlin Wall fissures began appearing, his 1988 East Berlin show helped pry it open, proving that rock 'n' roll could be a force for liberation. But the E Street Band had to go in '89.
He cut "Human Touch" and "Lucky Town" in LA in 1992, risking accusations of going soft, and indeed these records didn't stick the landing like prior classics. Even a brave unplugged set did little to quiet growing dissent within Springsteen's ever-loyal fanbase.
Still, Hollywood came knocking: Springsteen snagged an Oscar in '94 for "Streets of Philadelphia". A brief E Street reunion led to a sprawling greatest hits collection. Then, inspired by Steinbeck, Springsteen hit the road with just an acoustic guitar for '95's "The Ghost of Tom Joad", a stark homage to the American downtrodden. But by decade's end, even he was confessing the Nineties had been a musical wasteland for him.
But the Boss came roaring back in 1999, reuniting with the E Street Band for a triumphant tour. 2002's The Rising was a gut-punch reaction to 9/11, reaffirming his gift for capturing the nation's pulse through rock. That led to stints on high-profile benefit tours and even an appearance honoring Joe Strummer.
A stark solo turn came with 2005's Devils & Dust, tackling America's growing anxieties. Then, Bruce dug into Pete Seeger's songbook in 2006, leading a giant folk ensemble on a tour many hailed as a creative rebirth. 2007's Magic was another E Street revival; then in 2008, Springsteen threw his weight behind Barack Obama's history-making campaign. He serenaded the crowd on Obama's inauguration night, his music the soundtrack to that dawn of a new era. Sure, his Super Bowl halftime show in 2009 was a nod to the mainstream, but the marathon sets on the 'Working on a Dream' tour, plus a Kennedy Center Honor, proved the Boss was more than a nostalgia act.
After 2012's fiery Wrecking Ball, Bruce found a new gear. No longer just a stadium hero, he got intimate with his autobiography, then even hit Broadway in a stark one-man show. He wasn't above campaigning for Obama or a Super Bowl romp, but that Springsteen on Broadway special? It was a reminder that he wasn't merely fueled by anthems: the Boss was a storyteller at his core.
But even when he dug into Americana on Western Stars or revisited old demos with High Hopes, Bruce refused to get nostalgic. He was too damn restless. So, covers albums felt inevitable, Springsteen putting his spin on the soul classics that shaped him on Only the Strong Survive.
And then came 2020: Springsteen's intimate Letter to You, a gut-level reflection during a bleak year, felt like a lifeline tossed from rock's elder statesman. It hinted that his hunger for connection hadn't faded at all. He even popped up on podcasts, bantering with Barack like old times. Proof that the Jersey bard still had a few tricks up his denim sleeve.
Sure, there have been pauses for health scares, and the decision to cash out his catalogue struck some as the final act. But Bruce kicked off an E Street Band mega-tour in 2023, proving he's far from the retirement home stage of rock 'n' roll. Hell, he's even promising more outtakes and soul covers on the way. The man who once raged against the dying light is now finding a thousand different ways to keep burning.
Few artists have captured the American spirit quite like Bruce Springsteen. For over five decades, he's been a tireless chronicler of its complexities: the grit, the glory, the shadows, and the unwavering hope. From anthemic stadium singalongs to introspective confessions whispered on Broadway, his music resonates across generations. He's a storyteller who paints vivid portraits of ordinary lives, reminding us of our shared humanity. He's a social conscience, unafraid to grapple with injustice and inequality.
More than just a rock star, Bruce Springsteen embodies a fundamental American mythology: the promise of hard work, the pursuit of freedom, the aching beauty of ordinary lives. His songs, belted out in sweat-soaked stadium concerts, evoke both a nostalgic longing for a simpler past and a fierce belief in the future. With his mix of gritty realism, yearning romanticism, and a profound faith in the human spirit, Springsteen's music is a soundtrack to both the American dream and the struggle to make it real.
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2024.04.02 04:18 primal_slayer Flashback article: 1992 Scenes From the Cast Struggle in Beverly Hills 90210

Flashback article: 1992 Scenes From the Cast Struggle in Beverly Hills 90210

Luke
Keep your feet on the ground, even though friends flatter you,” reads the fortune that slips from Luke Perry‘s cookie, sage advice for a man whose face adorns the country’s bestselling heart-shaped pillow and whose mobbed personal appearances make Ayatollah Khomeini’s funeral look like a church social. “I had a girl in Denver, she just wasn’t breathing,” he says. “She fainted right in front of me. And I was going, ‘Hey, hey, breathe, hey, hey.’
“I don’t like that,” he says. “I mean, I could understand if I was the King.” He gestures toward a decanter shaped like Elvis Presley. “But I ain’t.” Perry is sitting in the relative calm of a Hollywood Chinese restaurant decorated with celebrity kitsch and photographs of stars both hot and forgotten, household names and Frankie Avalon. He says he doesn’t make public appearances anymore. “They can’t be made secure,” he rasps, typically underplaying the line. “I’m through with the laundry mass-transit system.” Last May he had to be smuggled out of a mall in Seattle in a laundry hamper when throngs of adolescent female fans ran lemminglike into the barricades. In August thousands more worshipful teens rushed a portable stage constructed for Perry’s appearance and squashed each other like grapes. A dozen were rushed to a hospital, and anchormen around the country got to read droll copy like “A teenage crush turned into a crush of teenagers.” “If they hurt each other,” Perry says, “it’s a bitch.”
The cause of all this flattering ferocity is the Fox television show Beverly Hills, 90210, in which Perry portrays Dylan McKay, ultracool high-school loner, AA member and, according to Perry, “staggering intellect.” On the show, Perry and his costars Jason Priestley and Shannen Doherty deal with problems ranging from curfews to AIDS. After premièring in the fall of 1990 to wretched ratings and reviews — with a lead-in called Babes and a time slot shared with Cheers — 90210 seemed like a certain candidate for cancellation. But a devoted cult following grew into a national youth movement, and actors who’d originally planned on a few weeks’ work became superstars.
As a result, Perry’s gone from toiling in a doorknob factory (“I cleaned up, scraping up big fucking glops.” he says, knocking an ash from his cigarette, “cleaned the acidic waste off the shit — it was horrendous, man”) to being the subject of books like Luke-Mania! and Loving Luke (his “intensity” is “skyrocketing him into the upper reaches of the ‘most-loved’ hemisphere,” said 16 magazine). He recently got the ultimate stud certification when he was linked in the tabloids with Madonna (“TV heartthrob Luke Perry is the latest hunk to fall into the clutches of man-eating Madonna,” reported The Globe).
Overwhelmed by his new status as a sideburned sex symbol, Perry has sought guidance from someone who’s been there. “Jason and I went out with Tom Jones, had some drinks and dinner,” says Perry. “You know, basically getting advice on ‘Look, Tom, this shit is happening to us really quickly, and how do we deal with it?’ ” Before the evening was done, Perry and Priestley had sung some slightly off-key backup to Jones, warbling “I Want You, I Need You” and “Love Me.” “It was unbelievable, man,” says Jason Priestley. “I mean, what right did we have to be sitting there at a table with Tom Jones?”
His incredulity is understandable: This unlikely star summit conference would not have happened without several crucial twists of fate. For example, if Beverly Hills, 90210 had premièred on any network other than Fox, it would have been canceled before it caught on, and the chances that T.J. — as his new friends Priestley and Perry call him — would hang out with the two young actors would be slim to none. But Fox gave the show a chance to climb its way out of the ratings cellar, partly because the network, which had just expanded to four nights of programming, had no backup show to replace it.

Cast
The casting of the show was equally fluky. “There were four teen shows going on that first season,” says 90210‘s creator, thirty-year-old Darren Star, “and we were the last ones to cast, and I really thought we were getting, like, the dregs.”
Star was a screenwriter in 1990 when he came to Fox with the idea of doing a teensomething. Fox chief Barry Diller already had the idea of doing a series set at Beverly Hills High School. Shazam! The show was shopped to Aaron Spelling, who has produced enough prime-time TV footage to strangle an army, including such shows as The Love Boat and Dynasty. Spelling was at first reluctant. “My first reaction was ‘Why me?’ ” says the silver-haired producer. “I hadn’t done a young show since Mod Squad, for God’s sake.”
But Spelling quickly warmed up to the project, and it became a family affair when his eighteen-year-old daughter, Tori, joined the cast. (The story goes that Tori auditioned under the name Toria Mitchell for the director of the pilot, who had “no idea” who she was.) Today, Aaron Spelling, creator of Nightingales and Charlie’s Angels, finds himself shifting in his seat whenever his daughter appears onscreen in a skimpy outfit. “They always put her in the smallest bikinis in the world,” he says. “As a producer, I don’t mind, but as a father, well … the mermaid outfit really freaked me out.”
In the pilot the Walshes, a wholesome family from Minnesota, have just moved to Beverly Hills because of the father’s job transfer. The culture of this Southern California Gomorrah is exciting and alien to their kids, twins Brenda and Brandon (played by Doherty and Priestley). After their first day at the fictional West Beverly High, they attend a debauched but well-catered high-school party in a mansion; Brandon and a rich, spoiled brunette nearly have sex in a Jacuzzi before his Midwestern values win out; Brenda nearly gets down with an attractive yet smarmy lawyer. The parents stand by, befuddled. “You didn’t wear this much makeup in Minnesota,” Ma Walsh says.
“A ZIP code for stereotypes and stock characters,” wrote Los Angeles Times TV critic Howard Rosenberg. It was hard to believe that this was a show that in the next year would address AIDS, date rape, condoms, cancer, teen pregnancy, the disabled and even the Holocaust and gain a massive, jihadlike following in the process. “Would you burn that for me?” actress Jennie Garth says when the pilot is mentioned. Garth plays the rich, spoiled, blond Kelly Taylor, who makes her entrance bragging about her recent nose job and warns Brenda that “someone around here’s always throwing a pool party, so you never get a chance to pig out.” “I hated my character,” says Garth. “She was just so one-dimensional. The show has since evolved so much.”
After the pilot, Charles Rosin, who actually graduated from Beverly Hills High in the class of ’70, came over from CBS’s Northern Exposure to become 90210‘s executive producer. He thought he could help make the show “a little more sympathetic to the human condition.” The scripts immediately began to broaden their focus: The Walshes’ fish-out-o’-water story offered only limited possibilities (especially since shows from The Beverly Hillbillies to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air had used every swimming-pool joke at least three times), and there were plenty of story-ready issues that no teen show was dealing with. “We never used the word issues,” says Aaron Spelling, “but we thought that instead of just showing the fun, fun, fun of being a teenager that the other teen shows were doing, we would show exactly what their problems are.”
Thus 90210‘s plots vary dramatically, from Brenda’s stalking a date rapist or finding a lump in her breast or an equally dire crisis of the week (a tendency that led Mad magazine to title its parody Beverly Hills 911) to the wacky high jinks that ensue when Brenda takes her driving test. Yet the show’s writing consistently transcends the melodrama with an unpatronizing tone, thanks to a small, cohesive group of writers: Many of the scripts are written by Rosin, his wife, Karen, and Star.
It was Karen Rosin who wrote “Isn’t It Romantic?,” the first episode broadcast in 1991. “It was an important episode,” says Charles Rosin, “because it crystallized the way we dealt with sexual issues.” It was also the first episode that prominently featured future star Luke Perry.
“After the pilot, we felt there should be someone who is a little dangerous, a little on the edge, and we came up with the Dylan character,” says Aaron Spelling. “When Luke walked into the audition,” says Star, “it was like ‘Wow, that’s the person.’ He seems exactly like James Dean to me, but it isn’t a conscious imitation — he’s really being himself.”

Brenda Dylan
The 90210 audition was a hard-earned break for Perry, who grew up in Fredericktown, Ohio, a small town that he has alternately described as a redneck backwater and a rural paradise. “Both are true,” Perry says. “I could not wait to get out of there, but I’ve learned a lot there, a lot of things that apply here. I’ve never learned anything here that applies there.” At the age of twelve, Perry realized he wanted to be an actor, but he waited until after high school to move to L.A. and start taking lessons. He continued his training in New York, where he got his first acting work, on daytime soaps — as Ned Bates in Loving and Kenny on Another World.
Dylan and Brenda’s first kiss — after a shouting match — was Perry’s baptism by fire. “It was very hard for me,” he says. “I was in some fucking frustration. It was my first really big show. I was very nervous. I felt under the gun. Finally, I just … I was wearing a long coat, and I just sat down on the sidewalk and threw that coat over my head until I was ready to go. I was screaming at Shannen like a fucking crazy man off camera before I came on to get the emotion. I was screaming and sobbing, and I’d step onto my mark and try to maintain it.”
After the big kiss, Brenda asks Kelly, “What’s the next step? Do I get pinned or something?” “Yes,” replies Kelly. “Preferably to the mattress.” Later, Kelly schools Brenda on carrying a condom: “Rule 1: Never rely on the guy.” And Brenda schools her dad: “Do you want me to sneak around, or are you going to trust me to know what I’m doing?” In the end, a female heterosexual guest lecturer comes to West Beverly and talks about what it’s like to have AIDS, and Dylan, having had condomless sex before, tells a fearful Brenda that he’ll get tested.
Brenda and Dylan postponed sex until the infamous “Spring Dance” show, last May. “I was a little wary at first,” says Doherty. “But they reassured me that we wouldn’t be condoning it [sex] in the show. We represent situations to our audience, and I don’t think we take a side. It’s something that brings families together. I mean, after a character loses her virginity, how can a parent not turn to their kid and say, ‘What did you think of that?’ ” The flood of angry viewer reaction to the suggestion that Dylan and Brenda did horizontal push-ups in a hotel room caused the show’s creative team to reconsider its course.
“I was really surprised by the outcry,” says Star. “I think what they were most upset about was that she was, you know, happy afterwards. So I had to write the first episode coming back in the summer where she thought she was pregnant, and she had to break up with Dylan, and it was really tough. I thought, ‘How am I going to make this story work, in which a girl has sex with Luke Perry and decides to break up with him because of that?’ But I think it sort of rounded it out more and responded to the network, you know, and advertisers, and I guess that’s part of television.” Since then, the Dylan-Brenda romance has remained on the back burner. Nonetheless, Perry says: “They’re still having sex. Don’t kid yourself. We just ain’t talking about it. Because in high school, once you start, there’s no going back. There is just not.”

Kelly Brandon
Yet it was before the Bang Heard Round the World that Fox realized it had something special on its hands. As one Fox executive puts it, “It wasn’t the ratings, it was the riots.” In that spring of mall maulings, the network’s programmers looked for a way to build on the cult enthusiasm. When summer rolled around, they boldly decided to continue pumping out new episodes, ordering thirty new shows of 90210. This unprecedented order (twenty-two shows per season is standard for an hour drama) paid off: While the competition aired reruns, 90210 moved into the Nielsen Top Twenty.
The new summer episodes continued to explore teen angst — though more carefully, as a result of the “Spring Dance” experience. As Jennie Garth puts it: “I’ve tried to get them to let Kelly get laid or shoplift, but they wouldn’t go for it. It seems like we can never do anything bad. Bad things happen to us.”
“Everybody is really keyed into the fact that ‘God, if we show Brandon taking drugs, and he is everybody’s role model, what is that saying?’ ” says Star.
As a result, good boy Brandon twice has been slipped mood-altering substances. The second time, the evil drug was the fictional “U4EA” (the producers made up a drug, fearful that if any real drug had been mentioned, viewers would have been tempted to try it), which was dissolved into a glass of soda water by Brandon’s scary blond girlfriend, Emily. In a Reefer Madness homage, U4EA causes Brandon to “feel really good, really alive,” ask cosmic questions like “Hey, what are those little bumps on your tongue called?,” unbutton his shirt and lethargically make out on the hood of his car. But just because he took the drug inadvertently doesn’t mean he escapes fearsome retribution: The next day, he has a real bad headache (you know — an acid hangover) and is really embarrassed about the way he acted. And his car, when he finally finds it, has been stripped. The moral: Don’t take drugs. Or soda water from scary blondes.
But the spiking fun began back in January, when Brandon’s virgin daiquiri was violated with rum, leading him into days of tequila and roses and, ultimately, a drunk-driving accident. He ends up in jail, where his hair still looks great. “That was a fun episode,” says Jason Priestley. “It was the first time we saw Brandon just, you know, go off, and I loved the hell out of that.” In a West Hollywood bar, he’s downing his second pint of English beer, which on 90210 would probably make him a crazed alcoholic.
Priestley is acknowledged as the guy who can instantly lighten the mood on a tense set by cracking a joke or dropping his pants. “Hey, I just thank God I get to work with such great guys,” Priestley says. “It would be a drag if any of us were just huge pricks, you know.” You get the idea that he would find a way to enjoy himself anywhere. On a recent appearance on Late Night, host David Letterman made fun of Priestley (surprise, surprise), and Priestley took it smiling. “It was great fun,” he says. “I had to go onstage and just go, ‘Hey, babe, go ahead and kill me now.’ I thought if I turned and ran, it would be okay, everybody would understand.”
A native of Vancouver, British Columbia, Priestley has been acting since he was four. At that tender age, he had to talk his mom, a former actress, into taking him to see her agent. Most of the early jobs were commercials (if you want to bug him, ask him about the ad for pressed meat in which he sang the words “and ham!”), but he got a break in 1989, when he was chosen for the cast of Sister Kate, a sitcom about orphans raised by a nun (Stephanie Beacham), which was canceled faster than you can say, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned.”
Priestley seems unaffected by his sudden stardom, maybe because he doesn’t do personal appearances for 90210 and never has. “I don’t do what I do because I have the need to have thousands of girls screaming at me,” he says, “and neither does Luke.” The show, he claims, has been equally impervious to its success. “I’m glad our creative forces haven’t said, ‘Oh, well, people are watching now, we should back off doing things, make the show a little less controversial.’ “

Scott
Last November, 90210 dealt with the teen issue to end all teen issues — death. In one of the highest-rated episodes to date, a recurring character named Scott (played by Doug Emerson) pulls a handgun out of his dad’s desk and twirls it playfully on one finger. “Check this out,” he says to friend David Silver. A shot rings out. David looks horrified. Cut to angelic voices singing “There’s a Place for Us” at a school assembly.
Now, wherever Doug Emerson goes, he gets condolences. “It’s always ‘You’re dead, you’re dead, why’d you die? What happened?’ ” says the boyish blond actor. His death has definitely left Emerson with mixed emotions. “The hardest thing is to believe for myself that it was nothing I did to get killed,” he says. When 90210 started catching on back in March, Emerson felt certain enough about the show’s future — and his — to buy a cool new car, a Saab. That was before the production office called him in for a meeting on “future character development.” The news came as a shock, which is understandable: Imagine being Pete Best. And being dropped from the Beatles after Sgt. Pepper.
Through the summer, Emerson, like any terminal case, kept hoping for a reprieve, but the ratings reaper waits for no actor, especially once it’s established that his character likes to play with guns. “I hope that episode will save some lives,” says Priestley, “because, you know, guns don’t kill people.” Right. Producers do.
“We planned this episode back in March, when we knew we would be picked up,” says Rosin. “I wanted it to be not a suicide, not an illness, but an accident. It seemed a handgun accident was one that made the most sense.”
According to Spelling, Fox was responsible for the lurid publicity campaign — “Tonight, they will lose one of their own,” read the copy above a photo of the regular cast members, with Emerson stuck in among them.
Yet despite the success of life-and-death themes, there are certain issues you won’t see on 90210. For example, you will not see an episode soon about the sorry state of public schools in California. “It’s an entertainment media,” Rosin says. “The prime goal that we have is to entertain an audience. We’re not going to do an episode about the teachers’ strikes at Beverly Hills High.
“We hope that we can have some impact (a) to entertain, and (b) when it’s over, to get them to think about what they have seen, for maybe about five seconds. That was always our goal, just five seconds. And the fact is, it seems that our impact is a little longer than that.”
“It seems the main response I’ve been getting is how realistic the show is,” says Brian Austin Green, who plays David Silver. “People think the story lines are so realistic,” says Tori Spelling. A high school with a hallway DJ booth, kids driving BMWs and wearing designer fashions, high schoolers looking like Jason Priestley and Shannen Doherty — this is realism? But then, reality on TV is a relative concept. As Aaron Spelling puts it, “A broken date or not to have a date — that’s the tragedy.”

parents
“Everything is life and death to these kids,” Perry says. And the parents just don’t understand — not because they’re too uptight but because they’re too loaded. Unless you’re from the Midwest, it seems, your family is destined to burst like a poodle in a microwave. Almost every family function stars a dysfunctional family: moms that are coked or spaced out (Kelly’s and Dylan’s), or very scary and castrating (Scott’s), or self-obsessed and unable to love (Steve’s); dads that are absent or running from the law (Dylan’s, Kelly’s, Steve’s).
By making teens the centers of good in their dramas — as opposed to blank moral slates waiting to be filled with Mom and Dad’s latest lesson — 90210 receives an intense loyalty from its fans. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that the stars are cute, wear nice clothes, drive cool cars and live in Beverly Hills.
“It’s between the image and the inner life — that’s the gap where all the drama and comedy come,” says Rosin. “Beverly Hills is such an image-conscious town. Hopefully, we don’t promote the stereotype; we try to bust it.”

Brenda
They’ve succeeded as far as hair color goes. “This receptionist told me, ‘What you have done for brunettes is amazing,’ ” says Shannen Doherty. ” ‘It’s always the blondes that get the guy, who have the wonderful life, who are perceived as the most beautiful one. And you have totally turned it around.’ “
Doherty, in all her stigma-stymieing, dark-haired splendor, sits in the tearoom of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel sipping a Coke. She looks notably un-Brenda-like in a clingy black bodysuit and tight jeans. “I dress more for my figure than Brenda does,” she says. “She’d probably put a dress over this bodysuit to hide herself. Brenda’s more apple pie, girl next door, America’s sweetheart.” (And a far cry from Doherty’s most memorable previous role, as one of the title-character high-school bitch goddesses in the movie Heathers.)
Beyond showing a brunette with a life, Doherty, 20, is very conscientious about the responsibilities entailed in being America’s sweetheart. “In one episode,” she says, “they had my character wanting to lose weight, like eight pounds or something. I’m fairly thin, and with bulimia and anorexia such big problems, I was concerned that these girls who look up to me might take it the wrong way. I conveyed that to Chuck Rosin, and it was gone.”
She sips again from her drink, and a large, pear-shaped diamond glints from her left hand. The ring was given to her recently by her fiancé, a businessman named Chris Foufas (she’s keeping her name), and inquiring minds quickly found out. “My fiancé opens up the Enquirer, and he goes, ‘What? I bought you a six-and-a-half-carat ring, and they said it was three carats!’ And I get on the phone to Mike [her manager, Mike Gursey] and say, ‘Have them print a retraction. That fucking ring is not three carats.’ I’m like going nuts on the phone, and Mike starts to laugh hysterically.”
Besides the issue of ring size, Doherty would like to dispel the notion “that I’m a huge bitch.” She’s been called that and “spoiled brat” but mostly just “difficult.” (A 90210 press release diplomatically labels her “hardworking and determined.”)
“If you consider ‘difficult’ being a strong woman who sticks up for herself, yeah, I admit to it,” she says. “I’m open to different ideas, but if you get on my bad side and don’t listen to me and you don’t treat me with as much respect as you treat a man, you’ve got a problem.”
Doherty grew up in Southern California. Like Priestley, she says she had to persuade her parents to take her to her first audition. Her first TV appearance was in a two-part episode of Father Murphy, which was followed by a starring role in the series Little House: A New Beginning when she was eleven. She credits Little House‘s Michael Landon with giving her a fighting spirit. “He told me, ‘Go with your instinct, and never let anybody walk over you, and always stick up for what you believe in.’ “
“Shannen is a pro,” says Rosin. “She’s been doing this since she was ten years old. We all go through phases where we are angry about things in our own personal life.” The difference is Doherty and her costars go through these phases on a set.

guys
For much of the last year, home has been a run-down studio — a cross between a crumbling college dorm and a decrepit airplane hangar — in the unglamorous San Fernando Valley, the place the cool characters on 90210 would rather die than call home. One of the crew members wears a button that sums up the show’s workaday attitude: It’s just television. When cast members exit through the back to the makeup trailer, they pass a dingy alley where used washing machines are sold.
“I feel like they don’t pay me to do the work,” says Priestley, “because the work is the fun part. They pay me to sit around.” During the long waits between shots, the actors smoke, goof off and play music really loud in their small, boxlike dressing rooms. There’s plenty of time to get really close or really irritated. “I’m not going to lie and say that everybody is buddy-buddy,” says Doherty. “You argue about things, and yeah, we make up in the end. It’s kind of like a brother-sister deal.”
Within this “family” is a pocket of male bonding. “The three boys — Jason, Luke and Ian [Ziering] — are really close,” says Doherty.
“The girls, they’ve all got boyfriends and some other life going on,” says Perry, “and we kind of have each other, you know. We’re all going through it together.”
“We get together and have reality checks,” says Ian Ziering, who plays movie-star adoptee Steve Sanders. “We talk about what’s happening to us and how we can’t believe it.” And the stars that hang together shoot together: Despite losing “one of their own” to a rogue pistol, all the young male stars in the cast are absorbed with guns. Perry, Ziering and Priestley recently shot in the Charlton Heston Skeet Shoot to benefit the U.S. Olympic shooting teams. “Moses was there, and that’s heavy, man,” says Perry. “Moses with a gauge. I was teamed with Chuck Norris and Robert Stack.” Unfortunately, because of scheduling problems, Ziering had to decline an invitation to the General Norman Schwarzkopf Shoot down in Florida.
When not shooting guns or the show, the actors have little free time — they’re busy chatting with Arsenio, hosting Saturday Night Live or walking the high wire on Circus of the Stars. “The pressures on these kids are overbearing,” says James Eckhouse, who plays Mr. Walsh. “When you’re on a hit series,” says Ziering, “everybody wants a piece of you.”

mag
Despite the myriad 90210 T-shirts, posters and beach towels, the merchandising has only begun. Soon, Mattel will release a line of Barbie-size dolls modeled on the show’s stars, when most of them already find it hard to walk to the corner store without being tugged and pulled like a living Gumby. “We get accosted in malls,” says Doherty. “Basically, it takes over your life.”
“People come up to me all the time on the street and say, ‘Brandon’s stupid for not wanting you,’ ” says Gabrielle Carteris, who plays brainy Andrea Zuckerman and who, at thirty, is the oldest teen cast member who gives her age. “Then the other night I was at the airport, and Brooke Shields came up to me and said, ‘I love your show. It makes me cry. And he’s a jerk for not getting together with you.'”
“The fans of this show are not just fans,” Priestley says. “It’s heavy, man. They really relate to us all.” That’s an understatement. Brian Austin Green, 18, recalls public appearances where hundreds of teens shouted out the answers to trivia questions about his life. “They know my brother’s name, my sister’s name, their ages, my dog’s name, what color car I have, how big the bumpers are, how big the tires are.”
At one appearance last May, Green had to be removed from a mall in an armored car. Didn’t they have a laundry hamper handy? “See, Luke pulled that off, but they wrote about it in all the magazines, so there was no way we could try it again,” he says.
Since last summer, you’d be hard pressed to find a teen magazine without extensive coverage of Green and the rest of the cast. On the cover, invariably, are smiling or brooding photos of Perry and Priestley and a cover line like Jason reveals secret love-life confessions! (The two are often credited with saving the teen-fanzine industry from post-New Kids on the Block depression.) Every aspect of Priestley’s and Perry’s lives has been picked over, while Perry’s attraction to women well past adolescence — like Linda Hamilton, Jane Pauley and Stephanie Beacham — has been conveniently played down. Beacham, who played Dylan’s spacey mom in one 90210 episode, especially spins the L-man’s beanie: “Man, I had to fight that Oedipal thing all week,” he says.
The media have pursued the unavailable facts like the Grail: How old are Perry and Priestley? (Both reply “midtwenties,” though Perry is probably in the upper reaches of that grouping.) Who had the cool sideburns first? (“This whole sideburn thing, it’s turned into such an issue, and it’s so stupid,” says Priestley. “But I had them first.”) How about that rivalry between Perry and Priestley? (“I want to dispel that,” says Perry. “I hang out with that fucker four or five days a week. I mean, what do I have to do, get up there and kiss him on the mouth so people will know we’re good friends?”) Who are Perry and Priestley sleeping with? (“Well, you can definitely say that Luke sleeps with a pig,” says Doherty. The porker in question is a pet Chinese potbellied pig named Jerry Lee, whom Perry has managed to shield from the media glare. “Jerry Lee’s the Yoda force in my life,” Perry says. “Luke’s house really has a good pig odor to it, which I appreciate,” adds Priestley.)
“Sometimes I wonder, ‘Do I even have to be here anymore?’ ” says Darren Star. “I mean, yesterday I was directing a scene with Jason, and he didn’t want to say a certain word or something. I said, ‘Jason, I wonder if it matters what you say anymore.’ “
“We all work extra hard,” says Perry, “because we know people are out there saying we’re just fucking pansies that look good.” He stubs out his cigarette. “I know that a lot of people are casting a very cynical eye my way, in terms of what happens in the future. I’m not worried about being a big star. But it makes me nervous when people talk about it like it’s already happened.” The nervousness is understandable: The cast of 90210 is quite aware that every generation creates its own Frankie Avalons, that every Chinese restaurant in Hollywood has head shots you can’t recognize.
“I’m putting a lot of emphasis on my personal life right now,” says Doherty, “because when it all goes downhill and you lose all your popularity, there’s got to be somebody else there.”
“We need to be grounded,” says Carteris. “We need not to get lost in this make-believe world. I mean, as popular as the show is now, if tomorrow it dies, we still have to live with our lives.”
As Doug Emerson has discovered. “It’s a hard thing to explain to people that I’m not mad at anyone for being killed,” he says. “The business fluctuates so much, you’re in one moment and out the next.” Whether you’re a victim of a mob hit or a TV hit, that’s just the way the fortune cookie crumbles. https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/scenes-from-the-cast-struggle-in-beverly-hills-90210-196815/

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2024.03.29 21:03 CornSquashBeans The Krev and Trevor: Chapter 3

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Words were shared between us both. Not very good ones. I had many terrible things to say to that young attendant and they didn’t have a very well rehearsed defense. Only blabbering and self-pity came out of their mouth while my patient was still sleeping in his room. We argued as quietly as possible in the hall.
“Look, ma’am, I’m sorry, but we’re severely understocked. I had other things to do. That guy with the stubs isn’t laying down dying. His recovery is simple, so I wasn’t needed. It seems like you did good on your own anyways.”
“Are all of you humans so uncaring towards your own kind?”
“No…”
“So it’s just you then that does not care?”
“When the choice is between keeping a cripple company and assisting with life changing surgeries, it’s pretty clear what’s more important. I was needed elsewhere. The rest of his life is already set in stone. It’s not the same for everyone else. They’re more important.”
“You disgust me. Get out and go back to the rest of your patients. I refuse to work with someone of your mindset. Tell your head nurse or whoever she was to send me anyone else. You are awful, too awful to be helpful.”
“Oh well fuck you too, ma’am. I don’t want to work with you xenos either. It’s your fault all of this happened. Why don’t I go remind your patient of that? Want me to?” he asked.
“Don’t you even go near my patient.”
“This is our hospital. My hospital! You’re only a guest. I’ll do what I damn well please! Get out of my way so I can do my job, xeno.”
He shoved me out of the way and put his hand on the door handle. He put the full strength of his arm into opening it, but it didn’t budge at first. Had I accidentally locked it?
The door opened a crack and confirmed that I had not. Then it suddenly slammed back shut and into the face of the obor’s ass that had argued with me and insulted me so. He fell flat on his rear and clutched at his nose as red fluid dribbled out from under his fingers. I chuckled a little then stopped myself. It was too unprofessional of me to keep laughing even if he deserved what had happened to him.
“Ow! What the hell?! Who’s in there?!”
“Me! The cripple!” Trevor yelled, wobbling along on the false legs he supposedly hated. It was a terrible truth that he looked adorable doing it. I cursed my own soul for thinking such a thing.
The nurse on the ground looked in surprise at the altered man struggling along. His legs may have been gone, but his arms were as strong as Resket’s legs, as was expected of a primate.
“Don’t ever call me a cripple again, shitheel. It’ll hurt even harder when I kick your ass with these babies.”
“I’m… so sorry…” the nurse coughed between swallows of blood.
“You’d better be, but you know what, I’m not the only one you need to apologize to. Say sorry to the xeno nurse too, and then get gone.”
“I’m sorry… Ma… ‘am… I mean… it…”
“Uhm… Good.” I said to him. “Shall I call another doctor to assist you?”
The nurse sputtered more words. “No. I’ll… leave…”
And so he did, hobbling away with his nose still hidden under now blood soaked rags and reddened hands. The pattering of his feet on the polished stone floor eventually faded into light taps and then into nothing at all. I was left looking at the unexpected defender of my honor.
“Thank you, Mr. McGrath.”
“I did it more for myself than you, but you’re welcome, nurse.” he said to me.
“What now?” I asked.
“Want to help me around? I’m exhilarated from all that action. I want to go do something other than sleeping. Kicking his ass has me in that kind of mood. Show me the rest of this place, medical servant.”
“Yes, Mr. McGrath. Anything for my patient’s well being.”
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I spent the first few minutes helping the surprisingly light Human down the halls until he gained enough of an understanding of his instruments to carry himself along. As soon as he could, he was moving the mechanical things on his own enough to stumble along. It almost became hard to keep up with him. Though they were not his true legs, they seemed to offer some sense of the freedom he had lost. I could tell they needed adjustment though. I would have to learn how to do that.
“These things ain’t so bad, Trev. Still would like my legs back, but they’re not so bad.”
“I’m glad to hear you say that.”
“I’m sure you are. You’re a doctor, and I just told you you did something right.” he said in a grumble.
“You seem disappointed. What’s wrong now?” I asked.
“I was hoping to see a few names that I didn’t see on this little hike of ours. I’m assuming my buddies didn’t make it. Kind of depressing, you know?”
“I’m so sorry, Mr. McGrath.”
“I know you are… It doesn’t make it hurt any less. That’s not your fault though. Oh well… Let’s go back to my room, Trev. I’m tired of walking now. These things hurt my stumps and that just reminds me of what happened. I want to do something that doesn’t remind me of what I’ve been through.”
“What would you like to do?”
“I want to watch tv and sleep.”
“You have slept enough, so ‘tv’ will have to be good enough. What sort of programming do you enjoy watching, if I may ask?”
“I like watching Horrors of the Hudson reruns. Sometimes I imagine I live in New York and Earth isn’t gone. It would have been cool to be a detective. The closest thing we have here is security, but I wasn’t fit for that. My body’s built for mining, not holding a gun. I don’t have the speed or the agility to do what those guys do. Especially not now.”
“Perhaps you could be a detective for our people. New recruits are accepted from all species in the Consortium, and your species is now a part of our Consortium. You’d fit right in, after a while.”
“With these useless things? I doubt it.”
“The Trombil can help you. They can work miracles with cybernetics. Their methods would be a lot more ‘intrusive’, but they would be a lot more effective as well. I think it’s likely that they can provide you with a much better life experience..”
“Do you promise to get me a pair of their legs?”
“I do.”
“I’ll take your word for it, but I won’t believe you entirely until I see the magic cyborg legs you’re promising.”
“That is okay so long as you do not give up. You have to keep going if you ever want to see what the future holds. A dead man cannot see, after all.”
“No, I guess not. I won’t give up that easily, Doc.”
“Good. I do not want to have to force you up and feed you every day. I will if I have to though. Believe you me.”
“I believe you.”
“You have better. I do not joke when it comes to the care of my patients.”
“You’re a good doctor then, Trev, but you’re a liar too.”
“That I know, though I don’t like to admit it. Now, let us go watch your shows. Then later, exercise.”
“Awful. No.”
“Too bad. So sad.”
“Yes. I will be very, very sad. My stubs already hurt.”
“Yes, but your joints do not.”
He grumbled and kept walking ahead with a strange gait in his step. It was to be expected with such improper instruments. I pitied him as I watched him. The Trombil couldn’t come soon enough.
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“Let us try the other one now. We have to get those muscles moving.”
“Bahhh. I still think this is stupid. I’m only doing this so you’ll watch the show with me. No one else ever wanted to watch it because it’s ‘too cheesy’. None of the rest of my friends ever knew…” he said before cutting himself off.
His legs grew more resistant. He’d thought of them again. I knew the exercises could not be held off again, so it was up to me to cheer him up. They had not even bothered to try to replace the obor’s ass. It was all on me to be a therapist. Something I was not exactly capable of. I was used to dealing with primate pets, not primate people.
“I am sorry for the losses you have taken, my sweet patient. No one should have to go through what you have gone through in such a short time.”
“I’ll get through it, I hope. They were like my family though, Trev. I don’t have any real family here. They were my family. It’s hard to imagine going on without them. I’ve been stuck in this room for so long, and they didn’t even tell me who I’d lost. Their bodies are probably already gone. I can’t even say goodbye. Can’t see their funerals. We can’t even bury our dead down here, Trev. We burn them. We don’t even have the choice to give them a proper rest, and I can’t even say my goodbyes to their remains.”
“Perhaps you could say goodbye to their memories. Tell me about them, Trevor. Let your memories of your family out and let yourself mourn them. I will do what must be done with your legs. All you need to do is speak, and let me work.”
“Okay… I’m sorry for being so useless, Trev… I’m nothing now.”
“You are a man, and you are suffering. Allow yourself time to heal, both mentally and physically. You are still so many things, and one day you will be just as well as you once were.”
“I hope so… Can you hand me the remote, Trev?”
I fulfilled his request and handed him the remote control programmed to the television set on the wall. He clicked through a menu in a script I could not yet understand. Slowly he typed out a sentence and entered it into some sort of search menu. I knew that the Humans had records stored in their city with easy access from all sorts of places, but the amount of things that came up from one search was astounding. He scrolled through a whole list of things until he came to one and smiled. With him clicking a button, the television started playing something musical. A string-band song of some kind.
“Me and my buddies, we always loved listening to these guys as we worked. It hurts to hear them again, but it’s the strongest memory I have of them. God, I’ll miss them all. Why did I survive, Trev? Why me and not them?”
“Someone had to, and luck determined that it was you. You are the chosen one, and I would suppose that it’s your task to keep their memories alive.”
“Any of the rest of them could have done it all the same.”
“And if they had, they would be in the same position as you. I would tell them the same thing, that their friends would not wish for them to be miserable. You must live a life for those you have lost. It is as the song says, ‘Lord knows that you have been blessed. You can stand up to the test.’ This much I already know.”
“Very funny.”
“It is helpful to take an interest in Human culture. I will be working around your people for quite some time I think. It is time I start learning your traditions.”
“Well this band isn’t exactly an important one to remember. It ain’t the Beatles, BTS, or Nirvana.”
“What is it then?” I asked.
“Some old bunch of Okies. The Turnpike Troubadours. Truth be told, I’m surprised they’re even on the records. They weren’t American legends like Michael Jackson or John Denver. They were just some guys from Oklahoma.”
I knew I had to keep him talking. At least talking about his former home-world would keep his mind off of the sadness of his more recent losses.
“What is Oklahoma?” I asked.
“It’s a state. Part of the United States of America.”
“And can you explain what that place is?”
“It’s a union of states. They were a controversial place before the Feds went and killed the whole world. Still, even if it wasn’t the best country, I sure do miss it. I miss the sun of the Oregonian summer. Would be nice to feel it again.”
“I will make you another promise. Tomorrow we will go and see the sun of this world. Will that make you happy?”
“Yes, it very much would.”
“Then it shall be done, but we will have to get you some scale cream. You have been down here for a very long time, and I would not want my patient to burn up in the sunlight.”
“That’s right. I’m a goddamned crippled vampire. I’ll suck your blood!”
“What?”
“Nothing. Weird cultural thing. I’ll explain it to you someday.”
“Okay?” I said questioningly, a bit of worry in my voice.
He only chuckled in response.
“Hey, Trev?” he asked.
“Yes? What is it?”
“We’re friends now. You can stop calling me mister. It sounds dumb. Just call me by my name.”
“And so I will, Trevor.”
“Thank you.”
“You are welcome.”
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Have another chapter. Trevor will not take any insults regardless of his condition.
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2024.03.29 03:22 redditduk [Megalist] SG Concerts, Gigs, Raves: Early April Easter to Hari Raya (29 Mar - 11 Apr 2024)

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2024.03.28 12:01 SkyGinge 🎵The Throwback Thursday Supervote🎵 - Heat Eleven: Liverpool 2023

As a reminder of the format, each week we'll be revisiting a past contest from Malmö 2013 to Malmö 2024, sharing fond memories and voting on our favourites as a reddit community. The top 8 countries from each vote will advance to the next round, where they will join the top 8 of our regular 2024 ranking thread. These votes will run weekly until the end of April, when finally we will crown the subreddit's favourite Eurovision entry ever!
Last week we voted on Turin 2022, and these eight acts qualified to the semi-finals.
EDIT: The vote has now closed! Look out for the results soon :)

~Heat Eleven: Liverpool 2023~

In the final heat of the Throwback Thursday Supervote, it's time to revisit the most recent contest! Owing to security and practical concerns following the Russian invasion of Ukraine, 2022 runners-up the United Kingdom stepped up to produce the show on behalf of UA:PBC, hosting the contest for a record-extending ninth time. Staged in Liverpool, home of the Beatles and many other music superstars, the BBC created a celebration of Ukrainian success and resilience, whilst also taking the opportunity for lots of typically-British self-effacing nods at the UK's continued Eurovision failures over the past couple of decades. Veteran commentor Graham Norton and ITV-regular Alisha Dixon were joined as hosts by Ukrainian singer Julia Sanina and immediate fan-favourite Hannah Waddingham.
The ESC contest was dominated by the fierce rivalry between two Nordic heavyweights. Whilst Finland's Käärijä dominated the televote, ignited the hearts of his nation and earnt thousands of fans across the globe, it was Sweden's Loreen who took home the trophy, thanks to her own domination of the jury vote, becoming the first female artist to win Eurovision twice and bringing Sweden a record-matching 7th victory. Israel, Italy and Norway completed the top five. Behind them, many fan favourites unfortunately failed to find as wide an audience in the general viewer-base, as Slovenia, Spain and France failed to set the scoreboard alight.
Missed it the first time around, or want a trip down memory lane? If you've got time to spare, why not watch the final?

~How to Vote~

To vote, please submit your ranking as a top-level comment in this thread. You can either submit your top ten or your full ranking of all 37 entries. Your ranking will then be transformed into a Eurovision style vote - 12 points for your #1, 10 points for your #2, and so on. The vote will be open until Sunday 31st March 23:59CET; the results will then be posted in a separate post at the start of the next week.
u/TrollHunter87 will very kindly be using his automated script to collate these rankings. If you want to ensure that your vote counts, make sure that:
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  2. You write the countries in separate lines, and the lines start with a number (example: "1. United States")
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Country Artist Song Performance
Albania Albina and Familja Kelmendi Duje Link
Armenia Brunette Future Lover Link
Australia Voyager Promise Link
Austria Teya and Salena Who the Hell is Edgar? Link
Azerbaijan TuralTuranX Tell Me More Link
Belgium Gustaph Because of You Link
Croatia Let 3 Mama ŠČ! Link
Cyprus Andrew Lambrou Break a Broken Heart Link
Czechia Vesna My Sister's Crown Link
Denmark Reiley Breaking My Heart Link
Estonia Alika Bridges Link
Finland Käärijä Cha Cha Cha Link
France La Zarra Évidemment Link
Georgia Iru Echo Link
Germany Lord of the Lost Blood and Glitter Link
Greece Victor Vernicos What They Say Link
Iceland Diljá Power Link
Ireland Wild Youth We Are One Link
Israel Noa Kirel Unicorn Link
Italy Marco Mengoni Due vite Link
Latvia Sudden Lights Aijā Link
Lithuania Monika Linkytė Stay Link
Malta The Busker Dance (Our Own Party) Link
Moldova Pasha Parfeni Soarele și luna Link
Netherlands Mia Nicolai and Dion Cooper Burning Daylight Link
Norway Alessandra Mele Queen of the Kings Link
Poland Blanka Solo Link
Portugal Mimicat Ai coração Link
Romania Theodor Andrei D. G. T. (Off and On) Link
San Marino Piqued Jacks Like an Animal Link
Serbia Luke Black Samo mi se spava Link
Slovenia Joker Out Carpe Diem Link
Spain Blanca Paloma Eaea Link
Sweden Loreen Tattoo Link
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2024.03.25 01:08 Competitive-Case-437 Trouble shooting for 1974 PIONEER SX-535 (EVERYTHING IS IN MONO)

Hi all,
Was just wondering if somebody would have a hint about that specific problem:
I've just bought a 1974 PIONEER STEREO RECEIVER SX-535 today, on FB Marketplace, advertised as "in perfect working condition and recently professionally maintained and cleaaned". Traveled 2 hours to get it. Paid $220 Cad and as far as I know, it is an excellent price.
On the cosmetic side, it is in pristine shape the glass on the front has been replaced (so I do not have the "FM MUTE" script anymore) and the guy who sold it to me had the light replaced it in (a blue LED). I could not ask for more as far as the appearance is concerned. All the connections in the back are clean, no rust etc.
When I was there, he turned it on and played some FM radio station. Things seemed ok.
However, when I got back home I have tested it and encountered the followig problems:
First I plugged my Audio Technica turn table in the "phono" connectors and a loud noise came on the speakers, for only a second or two. I put on a vinyl and tried to play it: it sounded like a bunch of distant noises herd through a windy snow storm! I wanted to make sure that it was not due to a sudden problem with my turn table, so I unplugged it and plugged it back in the "auxiliary" entries: the sound was "normal"... so I guessed the "phono" connection would need to be repaired...
As I listened closely, I realized that indeed both speakers woul play...but everything was in MONO. I have a good ear and sure would know right away the difference but, just to make sure I was right, I have done the "ultimate" test: I've put on some early Beatles STEREO record where the mix is usually very drastic with the voices on one channel and the instruments on the other. Everything was blended in mono. OF COURSE I made sure that I had not pushed the "MONO" button accidentally.
I've contacted the seller who told me that it used to work perfectly fine and that he had used it for a while (he owns THREE of the very same model...) without any problem. He told me, when I picked it up, that there is a "stereo" sign above the dialer and that it was not working while he played it for me, but as far as I remember (I am 56...) that type of "gimmick" usually would come on whenever you would listen to a FM signal with a clear stereo signal. I did not supect that it would "detect" a tereophonic signal when listening to any other plugged in device... Was I wrong?
So that's pretty much all I can say about it.
I wonder if I will be able to find a technician, locally, but first things first, I was wondering if, based on my description of the problems, somebody in this community would have hints and comments about both the "phono" and the "stereo" problems I am encountering.
Thanks in advance for your much anticipated help!


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2024.03.09 07:01 2314 The what if? question in Yesterday

Yesterday, as a film, is definitely beneath this sub's consideration. The movie's logic is held together by spit and duct tape and I did not finish it as the last 30 minutes only bring up more questions instead of answering any posed in the first place. I think it proved a really silly choice for Danny Boyle's career but who knows, maybe it will be a learning moment and he'll come back to direct a script worth a damn.
All that being said; the topic of the film flirts with an idea that if executed differently could be interesting. I'm just not really sure how interesting so I wanted to throw it out to the panel.
It touches briefly, in a few scenes at the beginning, on the notion that if our main character was one of a few people who woke up into a world where The Beatles as a band never existed, a lone singer songwriter still might not be able to make their music "work" even if he could replicate the tone and remember the lyrics. Of course the movie takes the easy way out and our leading man becomes very popular has to deal with the trappings of fame etc.
But a more interesting idea would've been what if as a songwriter he only got slightly more popular? How much of any piece of art is directly tied to its time and place? Or how much of The Beatles popularity was tied to the 4 piece dynamic etc.
It would've been kind of interesting to watch our protagonist just fail for the whole movie, get increasingly more frustrated knowing how truly popular those songs were.
I think that would be a way to explore how much the artist is supposed to believe in themselves, or, that the only true artistry at the core of any art is to truly find out who you are.
Ok that second suggestion also takes us somewhere near sappyville - maybe there's no way to make that what if? conceit interesting because like it or not we are beings condemned to time. I just can't help but feel like there's a tiny kernel of something interesting in there I just can't imagine the soil type which would produce a flowering plant. Maybe you can.
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2024.03.01 02:56 murder_4_hire My rant about season 4, though I doubt there's anything that hasn't been said.

I've waited a little while to fully complain about how truly awful season 4 of True Detective was because I'm a huge fan of Nic Pizzolatto's seasons and didn't think it would be fair to compare them. Mainly because I didn't want to spoil anything but also because I saw anyone saying they didn't like season 4 be called misogynistic and/or racist (even women of color expressing distaste wtf). I am a woman but none of those things, and s4 was truly a steaming pile of garbage that should not have been called "True Detective". I was so hopeful after episode 1 (even up until ep5)...the mystery of it all, the supernatural aspect, a cluster of bodies frozen in a state of terror, the "30 days of night" setting, Jodie Foster and Fiona Shaw, the Beatles used in a spooky way, the spirals calling back to season 1 (literally the best drama story of any HBO show).
Every week I kept my hopes up, and the finale shattered them. And it all boils down to Issa Lopez being a LAZY and SLOPPY writer. I knew Nic Pizzolatto expressed how he did not think season 4 should be a continuation of True Detective and he asked HBO not to use any references to his work. MAX really said "too bad, we are commissioning our own fanfiction and you can't sue us!" We got the spiral in ep 1 (and also several other times), a creepy trailer full of branch dolls, allusions to relatives of Rust, and "Time is a flat circle". And where did those tie in to season 1? NOWHERE. IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING.
If you enjoyed this show as a whole and are celebrating Issa Lopez as an amazing writer, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I wish I could have. So to quote Danvers, "you're not asking the right questions." So here are my questions, but they are not necessarily in chronological order....this is ramblings I made in a notepad file over the last 2 weeks 🤣 I wasn't even going to share these thoughts but I'm almost finished with a TD s1 rewatch and I'm tired of the disrespect lolol
Who wrote "we are all dead" on the whiteboard? Why did the bodies of the research team have self inflicted wounds? Why did Otis have the same wounds? Why are "ghosts" able to move oranges, turn on DVD players, have a pack of caribou k*ll themselves, and place the tongue of a long-deceased Annie K in an obscure place under a table?
Why did Navarro and Danvers take SO MANY NAPS while they were interrogating (torturing) their witness? Why did Danvers not flash freeze when she was pulled out of ice water and brought back to life with zero neurological or physical effects bc she was hugged with some blankets on her? Then seen drinking vodka later (alcohol lowers body temperature)? Why did a subzero SCIENCE station not have a working generatonot be insulated to where it seems the building started to freeze after 10 minutes of no power? Why didn't Navarro and Danvers GET INTO ONE OF THE TRUCKS AND TURN THE HEAT ON when the power went out? (We see them leave in a Tsalal truck so even if their police truck died there were others). Why did Clark freeze almost instantly walking out into the blizzard for a few minutes but Danvers survives a wet flash freeze with some blankets and a hug?
Why would an entire group of seemingly normal nerdy scientists turn into a cold-blooded rabid pack of killers after a woman destroyed maybe 5% of their findings? Why didn't they just try to restrain her and call the cops? Why would they encourage the mine to keep polluting the ground if they're looking for some ancient microbe that could cure cancer? Oh because pollution melts the ice faster!
Why are we celebrating Danvers and Navarro as "True Detectives" when they covered up 3 murders in their custody, and a coworker and did zero leg work? So technically 9 murders covered all together. Why did the rookie cop Prior do 99% of the detective work, risking his marriage and killing his father, only for these 2 to be celebrated as the main champions of the "case" (also the season)? Why are we rooting for these women who drive drunk, assault other officers and suspects, cover up murders, treat their family like garbage and f their bosses (and womens' husbands)? In s1-3 we rooted for the detectives because they were VERY flawed but they did amazing work and put bad people behind bars/gave the families peace of mind. Their BIGGEST flaw (not adultery or alcoholism lol) was that they pursued the truth and justice more than anything else in their lives that could bring normal people happiness.
How did that scientist get frozen into an ice block of people for FOUR DAYS in that weather and survive, only to succumb to a heart attack 1-2 days after multiple amputation surgergies?
Why was the specific scene of Ferris Beullers Day Out "Twist and Shout" playing when Danvers and Navarro came back to apprehend Clark? Danvers literally ripped the cords out in ep1 to make it stop when they were investigating the scene. Why would Clark, hoping he wouldn't be found by them, set that specific scene up if he didn't want them to know he was hiding there? Possibly as a diversion but WHY that specific scene/song? We, the audience, know the song had meaning to Danvers because of her son but Clark didn't. Why did Danvers and Navarro keep splitting up when they were going after ONE suspect in an enormous vacant building, leaving them both open to being attacked and picked off one by one by Clark??? How did Navarro survive like 3 blunt force traumas to her head in one week (fights, falling on the ice, a fire extinguisher to the head from Clark)?
Speaking of ice science, how did Danvers punch through seemingly 6+ inches of ice (which they previously drove a truck on) with a few blows? Also whenever they show characters chipping through inches of ice, it's a few picks vs what would take HOURS to chip away at with the most sophiscated of hand tools. I only know this because I did some detective research (probably more than Issa Lopez did for the whole script) to find out how precarious ice is.
So there's CCTV of Danvers and Navarro checking out a mine, but there's no digital footage of the inside of a billion dollar science station or even exterior cameras to show vehicles coming and going?
Why did Danvers and Navarro go investigating the ice cave without ANY preparations (some rope maybe???) Why couldn't Navarro just communicate with Danvers what she is seeing in her cave instead of running off on her own? Literally no one knew where they were, even Prior stuck back cleaning up a crime scene.
Why did we have Prior bring in his vet cousin to tell Danvers "these guys died before they froze" and then we find out they literally died of hypothermia bc they were pushed out into freezing temperatures with no clothes at gunpoint? Why did they all freeze together in a clump (I swear if you say it's because "she's awake" we can't be friends lol)
Why did Annie K's video evidence not actually sync up with the narrative? Her phone gets destroyed in Clark's retelling of her murder (he stomped on it) so how is it in working condition without any cracks on the screen when found in the trailer, that is seemingly a shrine made by Clark himself? Why would Clark even keep it if there's evidence against him? Why would she record herself saying "I'm Annie K andahhhhhhh" and not record the evidence she found or say WHERE she is/what she found and take that evidence to authorities to get it shut down? Like girl if someone finds your phone they know it's yours and can ping your last location. (Not Annie K's fault but Issa's lazy writing). Why did Danvers deduce from the video that there was a power outage wherever Annie K was and that ended up meaning absolutely nothing?
And speaking of Annie Ks findings.....so she just happened to find a secret hatch inside the station and instead of recording evidence while she knew the scientists were gone/occupied, she gets so emotional she just smashes the evidence and THEN decides to record a "if you find this" video? This woman was a midwife who worked under extremely stressful situations and I understand it would be emotional, but you're telling me Annie K just decided to destroy any evidence she found to get the place poisoning her community shut down? How does she even know the tubes contain samples and if she wanted to get the place shut down why destroy the evidence of their wrong doings?
How did a bunch of cleaning ladies deduce from a file showing Annie K had star shaped star wounds that all 6-7 scientists were automatically ALL guilty of murdering her? Was that not a drill bit that is used in all kinds of ice breaking methods, even in drilling for oil or simply mass ice fishing?
And listen, I'm not trying to attack Issa Lopez personally I just think she's an extremely lazy writer. And this is coming from someone who doesn't need every mystery story wrapped up in a neat package with a pretty bow on top. Just read her Vanity Fair article. The only media creator in the world allowed to say "well what did YOU think it meant?" when asked is David Lynch. And girl no one should even be asking this many questions. AND I'M THROUGH!
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2024.02.29 09:42 kvc2 Complaints about the writing in Season 4, from someone who has only watched that and Season 1.

Finished watching Season 4 a while back and I think I'm getting more, not less, frustrated about it as time goes by, so I figured I'd ruminate about it in written form. Below, some thoughts on what I think went wrong with the writing, and how it might have been fixed. As noted above, I've only watched Seasons 1 and 4, so I am just comparing those. Spoilers ahead.
  1. Danvers isn't really a necessary character. I like Jodie Foster, and I think she did well as an actor with.... whatever this script was. But going back and rewatching Season 1, everything in it works because Marty and Rust are dependable foils to one another. It seems like they were trying to do that here with Danvers and Navarro, but behold: She is a lady cop; she is angry quite a lot of the time; she got a demotion for personal reasons; she has a lot of casual sex; she regularly contemplates her past traumas and takes out her anger on people who resemble those who have hurt her; she is capable of torture and unflappable in the face of really quite serious violence, grossness and death; she's kind of a jerk to Prior but is maybe teaching him things; she occasionally has visions of weird shit; she is preoccupied with caring for a beloved younger family member who is a Native woman. Danvers and Navarro are too close to being the same person, and the result is that there's nothing for them to talk about except religion and politics.
Navarro and Prior, however could've been actual foils to one another: she's uneasy in her personal and professional identities, he's committed to his, or thinks he is. She's Iñupiaq and disconnected from her roots; he's a White, multigenerational Alaskan. She's jaded, he's earnest. Leah could have been Prior's adopted sister instead of Danvers' stepdaughter and the tattoo subplot could've been between her and Prior or her and Hank, which would've given Hank something more interesting to do.
2) Too many stray backstory threads; e.g., pick a lane on why Danvers isn't a Beatles fan. Minor issue in some ways, but come on. Is it 'cause a dude she murdered hummed it or because it was a song that her dead son liked? Everything with Hank comes out of nowhere and goes nowhere, too, afaict. He pulled his son out of ice in slow motion one time, which ... changes nothing? If the mail-order bride had been real it would've at least subverted our expectations.
3) Does Prior actually develop as a character at all? Like, at the start of the season he's married, diligent and bringing Danvers coffee. At the end of the season he's still married, diligent and bringing Danvers coffee. There's no weight to anything in between, because he doesn't change anything about what he wants or how he approaches it. We learn things about him - he is a cop who wants to be more of a cop! he is a dad who wants to be more of a dad! he's missing out on at least one quality Dustin Hoffman movie! - but none of those things change over the course of the season. In the big climactic scene with Hank, they were clearly trying to build up a moment of tension where Prior is confronted with choosing between his father and his boss, and he...continues to listen to his boss, as he has done up to that point and continues to do after. The result was so gratuitous and unearned that I laughed, which cannot have been the response they were going for.
4) Time is a flat circlejerk. I should state here that I have not watched Seasons 2 or 3, but I don't think the callbacks did justice to Season 1. The fact that the notion of "asking the right questions," which is but one of many, many quality Rustisms, becomes a character trait so prominent in Danvers that multiple other characters complain about it, for instance, is one microcosm of this. I'm reminded of a certain prurient metaphor: https://gizmodo.com/the-problem-of-premature-nerdgasms-979468607
5) Cheap use of supernatural elements. Reviews that are kinder to the series than I am seem to assume (or assert) that the tone of Season 4 fits with the tone of Season 1. imho, part of what works in Season 1 is that you kind of have the option of discounting the supernatural elements if you want to: all the weird stuff you actually see could just be Rust's synesthesia (it's easier to discount one character having visions than an entire town having them on the regular) and all the weird stuff people say could just be codewords from their costume party murder cult, combined with the fact that they're almost all on drugs. With Season 4, there is zero wiggle room: Giant goddess serpent ghosts exist and specifically did the murders. Rust's dead dad is a dead body GPS interpretive dancer now (everyone needs a hobby). Also, someone left a ghost tongue on the ghost floor. Mysterious!
There's an entire Lovecraft mythos to mine for this series, folks. Not to mention traditional Indigenous myth. (If there were references to either, I didn't catch them; happy to be corrected on that.) They could have gone to much more interesting places with this.
6) Clumsy motifs and jump scares. Where Season 1 had a range of fairly subtle stuff, Season 4 gives us.... oranges and teeth. All the truly unsettling moments in Season 1 come from actors ("You know Carcosa?") but in Season 4 that job is almost uniformly given to objects instead of people. And there's only so many times I can get weirded out by a stuffed animal appearing in an unexpected place. When it is up to people to scare us, the job still isn't really given to the actors (as it was in Season 1) but rather to their makeup jobs. The first episode or two had some genuine potential (Travis, particularly), but by the time Navarro's finding ghost hair in a washing machine it's just annoying.
7) Villains (and plot elements) that don't make sense. Many on here have remarked that the scientists suddenly doing a Caesar stabbing and then singing karaoke for 5 years feels forced; I agree. The show could've done a nuanced critique of parachute science, but nah. (Or, for a show that seems to pride itself on feminist bona fides, maybe had some lady evil scientists? No? You do realize there are, like, a lot of women in geoscience, right? Some of them are probably evil too.) Also, some on here pointed out that the show doesn't seem to understand how permafrost and crevasses work.
(Also: maybe there are too many scientists here? You only need one body in a murder mystery. The guy screaming in the ice made for a good jump scare, but that still brings the necessary scientist count only to 3: one to die for reals, one to run away, and one to unfreeze and scream at us. Could you have made do with, say, four dead scientists? Six? Did we need to hear all their resumes and sandwich orders?)
For me, though, the thing that really made zero sense was Hank turning evil. Dude seemed to have no internal conflict about it at all, which was just.... boring? At least he sounded pretty good on guitar.
8) Not enough time for the events and characters. Perhaps it's paradoxical to say that something I didn't like could've used more episodes, especially when it feels like they managed their time so poorly in the first three or four. But there's just too much trying to happen in this container. Consider: Season 1 has twice as much time to flesh out three dynamic characters, Marty, Rust and Maggie, over a much longer span of diegetic time. Season 4 tries to make dynamic characters out of Danvers, Navarro, Prior, Hank, Leah, Kayla, Julia, Ted... it's too much. Navarro and Leah, imo, are the only ones with anything resembling a story arc. Meanwhile, Rose and Qavvik seem to have wandered in by mistake from some better show. The real problem is too many characters, but at least more time might have ameliorated it a bit.
9) Just straight-up plot holes and shoddy plot construction. Many of the plot holes have been dwelt upon already (Danvers and Navarro freezing for hours indoors and then stealing a heated truck, anyone?) The most annoying bit to me was the part where they find that a secret science ice cave leads to the secret science ice building, and an establishing shot of the research station is accompanied by a little musical sting with a surprised attitude. That wasn't a surprise, show. Don't act like you gave me a surprise, because it wasn't.
Much of the cinematography was quite good (cf. https://youtu.be/04zaTjuV60A?t=218), and I liked that they had a lot of Indigenous characters. There's just a lot of missed potential here, and it kinda bums me out.

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2024.02.25 15:48 Fine_Reader103 The Oscar-winning director Sam Mendes is to make four separate films about The Beatles - one from each band member's perspective 🍏 The films, made by Sony Pictures and Sir Sam's Neal Street Productions, will be released in cinemas in 2027 🌟 (Continued below 👇 )

The Oscar-winning director Sam Mendes is to make four separate films about The Beatles - one from each band member's perspective 🍏 The films, made by Sony Pictures and Sir Sam's Neal Street Productions, will be released in cinemas in 2027 🌟 (Continued below 👇 )
Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr and the families of John Lennon and George Harrison have all granted permission and music rights for the four films.
Sam Mendes said he was "honoured to be telling the story of the greatest rock band of all time".
He added that he was "excited to challenge the notion of what constitutes a trip to the movies".
It is not clear whether the four films will be released at once or have a staggered rollout, but Sony said they would have an "innovative release cadence" which would be announced at a later date.
The project marks the first time that The Beatles and their company Apple Corps have granted full life story and music rights for a scripted film, according to a statement.
Sir Sam has previously directed films such as 1917, American Beauty, Revolutionary Road, Empire of Light and two James Bond movies - Skyfall and Spectre.
🍏
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2024.02.22 01:14 TheDrRudi Four bio-pics on the way

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/feb/20/beatles-films-sam-mendes-john-paul-george-ringo

Sam Mendes, the Oscar-winning director of two of the most successful ever James Bond films, is to tackle another multimillion pound British cultural institution: the Beatles.
The director has announced that he will make four separate fiction films, one for each member of the band. The project has the blessing of Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr, and of the families of John Lennon and George Harrison. It marks the first time they, and rights holders Apple, have granted full life story and music rights for a scripted film. Barry Keoghan and John Lennon. Barry Keoghan as John Lennon? Who Sam Mendes should cast in his Beatles movies Read more
Mendes explained that the four films will all be released in 2027 and tell interconnected stories, one from each band member’s point of view. The “dating cadence” of the films, explained a press release, “will be innovative and groundbreaking”.
“I’m honoured to be telling the story of the greatest rock band of all time,” he said, “and excited to challenge the notion of what constitutes a trip to the movies.”
No writers or cast have yet been announced.
Mendes’ producer Pippa Harris explained that the director had the idea more than a year ago, “and it’s a testament to his creative brilliance and powers of persuasion that Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Sean Lennon and Olivia Harrison responded with such warmth and enthusiasm as soon as he spoke with them”.

More at the link.

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2024.02.20 19:38 Thatcooltiger Based on this playlist what songs do you think should be added to it ?

Here is what I have so far :
• Avenged Sevenfold - Mad Hatter
• Avenged Sevenfold - Malagueña Salerosa
• Avenged Sevenfold - Not Ready to Die (From "Call of the Dead")
• Avenged Sevenfold - Seize the Day
• Avenged Sevenfold - Sidewinder
• Avenged Sevenfold - So Far Away
• Avenged Sevenfold - Streets
• Avenged Sevenfold - Thick And Thin
• Avenged Sevenfold - Tonight the World Dies
• B.B king - When It All Comes Down
• B2k - uh huh
• Banda Sinaloense MS de Sergio Lizárraga, Snoop Dogg - Qué Maldición
• Beastie boys - So What'Cha Want
• Beastie boys - Sure Shot
• Ben King- stand by me
• Beverly McClellan - I'm The Only One
• Billy Boyd - The Last Goodbye
• Billy Squier - Lonely Is the Night
• Billy idol - Rebel Yell
• Black Keyes - Lonely boy
• Blondie - X Offender
• Bob Seger - Old Time Rock Roll
• Bobby Darin - Splish Splash
• Bobby day - Rockin' Robin
• Bon Jovi - Wild In the Streets
• Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - the crossroad
• Bowling for soup - out the window
• Britney spears - Toxic
• Britney spears - lucky
• Bubba Sparxxx - ms.new booty
• Carl Carlton - SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMA
• Cartel - Runaway
• Cartoon Maggie and the Ferocious Beast Theme Song
• Cartoon Maisy Intro
• Cartoon Mega Man TV Show Intro
• Cartoon Mighty Ducks the animated series opening
• Cartoon Mr Meaty Theme Song
• Cartoon Mucha Songkran Theme Song
• Cartoon Ozzy & Drix intro
• Cartoon Pinky And The Brain Theme Song
• Cartoon Top Cat Opening
• Cartoon Yakkity Yak Intro
• Cassie - Me & U
• Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
• Charlie puth - one call away
• Christina Aguilera, TINI - Suéltame
• Christina aguilera - Te Deseo Lo Mejor
• Christina aguilera - Traguito
• Chubby Checker - Popeye The Hitchhiker
• Chubby checker - The Hucklebuck
• Chubby checker - pony time
• Chuck berry - Maybellene
• Chuck berry - Rock and Roll Music
• Chuck berry - School Days
• Dan Hartman - Delight my fire
• Darius Rucker - Wagon Wheel
• Darius Rucker - straight to hell
• Daryl Hall, Train - Papa Was A Rolin' Stone
• Daughtry Featuring Slash - What I Want
• Death Cab For Cutie - Title and Registration
• Dion DiMucci - Runaround Sue
• Disney - Under the Sea
• Disney Alice in wonderland - Painting the Roses Red / March of the Cards
• Disney Mulan - I'll Make A Man Out Of You
• Disney Pocahontas - Colors of the Wind
• Disney Robin Hood - Not in Nottingham
• Disney Robin Hood - Oo De Lally
• Donna Summers - She Works Hard For The Money
• Dope band -You Spin Me Round (Like a Record
• Dr Seuss - You're a Mean One, Mr Grinch
• Dua Lipa - physical
• Dua Lipa- love again
• E=MC˛ - Mariah Carey - Touch My Body
• Eminem - Mockingbird
• Eminem - When I'm Gone
• Eminem - Won't Back Down
• Eminem feat. Rihanna - Monster
• Evanescence - My Last Breath
• Evanescence - Made Of Stone
• Evanescence - Taking Over Me
• Fabolous (feat. Ne-Yo) - Make Me Better
• Fat joe (feat. Ashanti) - What's Luv
• Fiona Apple - Sally's Song
• Five for fighting - Superman (It's Not Easy)
• Flyleaf - What's This
• Frank Sinatra - My Way
• Frank Sinatra - Strangers In The Night
• Frank Sinatra - Summer Wind
• Gorillaz - tranz
• Green day - paper lantern
• Guns N' Roses - Yesterdays
• Gym class heroes - Stereo Hearts
• Halestorm - Love Bites (So Do I)
• Halestorm - The Steeple
• Hall & Oates and John Oates - Out of Touch
• Hall and Oates - Me and Mrs Jones
• Hawthorne Heights - Pens and Needles
• Huey - Pop Lock And Drop It
• Irena Cara - What A Feeling
• Jasom derulo - Whatcha Say
• Jason Derulo - Ridin' Solo
• Jason Derülo Ft. Snoop Dog- Wiggle
• Jimmy eat world - Something Loud
• Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - You Don't Know What You've Got
• Johm legend - What's Going On
• John mayer - Waiting On The World To Change
• Johnny Cash - One Piece at a Time
• Johnny Cash - Personal Jesus
• Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
• Justin timberlake - Summer Love
• Juvenile - slow motion
• Kid Rock ft. Sheryl Crow - picture
• Lit - My Own Worst Enemy
• Little Richard - Tutti Frutti
• Lloyd - Get It Shawty
• Lloyd Banks ft 50cent - Victory freestyle
• Lloyd ft Lil Wayne - You
• Logic with Marshmello - Everyday
• Lose Yourself (Eminem) Gypsy Jazz Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson
• Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
• Love Is A Battlefield (The Voice Performance)
• Lovesong - The Cure (1940s Big Band Style Cover) feat. Emma Smith
• Ludacris - Whats Your Fantasy
• Luk3 Combs - When It Rains It Pours
• Luke Christopher - Lot to Learn
• Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man
• MUSE - GHOSTS
• MUSE - KILL OR BE KILLED
• MY IMMORTAL ( FRENCH VERSION ) EVANESCENCE ( SARA'H COVER )
• Madonna & Sickick - Frozen On Fire
• Madonna - Into The Groove
• Madonna - Like a virgin
• Madonna - Material Girl
• Maino ft. T Pain - All of the Above
• Manchester Orchestra - I've Got Friends
• Mandy Moore - When Will My Life Begin
• Manfred Mann - Doo Wah Diddy Diddy
• Mariah Carey (feat. Snoop Dogg) - say somethin'
• Mariah Carey - I Know What You Want
• Mariah Carey - Shake It Off
• Mario (ft. Enya & P. Diddy) - I Don't Wanna Know
• Mario - How Do I Breathe
• Mario - let me Love you
• Mark Ronson - Nothing Breaks Like a Heart (Acoustic Version)
• Maroon 5 - Animals
• Maroon 5 - Crazy little thing called love
• Maroon 5 - Daylight
• Maroon 5 - If I Ain't Got You
• Maroon 5 - If I Never See Your Face Again
• Maroon 5 - Maps
• Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger
• Maroon 5 - One More Night
• Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved
• Maroon 5 - Sugar
• Maroon 5 - This Love
• Maroon 5 Cover - Sugar (The Voice Performance)
• Maroon 5 ft. Kendrick Lamar - Don't Wanna Know
• Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Weeknd-Dirty 6th payphone
• Marty Robbins - Big Iron
• Marty Robbins - El Paso
• Mary J. Blige - Be Without You
• Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over
• Megas XLR Theme Song
• Melanie Martinez: "Toxic" - The Voice (Studio Version)
• Metalachi - Livin' On a Prayer
• Metalachi - Rock and Roll All Nite
• Metalachi - Sweet Child O' Mine
• Metallica - Enter Sandman
• Metallica - Master Of Puppets
• Metallica - The four horsemen
• Metallica- Disposable heroes
• Metro Boomin, The Week7nd, 21 Savage - Creepin
• Michael Bublé - I'll Never Not Love You
• Michael Bublé (feat. Cécile McLorin Salvant) -La vie en rose
• Michael Bublé - Baby I'll Wait
• Michael Bublé - Don't Get Around Much Anymore
• Michael Bublé - Feeling Good
• Michael Bublé - Frosty The Snowman
• Michael Bublé - Haven't Met You Yet
• Michael Bublé - Higher
• Michael Bublé - It's A Beautiful Day
• Michael Bublé - You're the First, the Last, My Everything
• Michael Jackson - Come together
• Michael Jackson - You Rock My World
• Mighty Mouse Opening Credits and Theme Song
• Mike jones - Next to You
• Miley Cyrus (feat. Dua Lipa) - prisoner
• Miley Cyrus - Gimme What I Want
• Miley Cyrus ft. Billy Idol - Night Crawling
• Modern English - (I Melt With You)
• Modern Talking - Sexy Sexy Lover
• More (RedOne Jimmy Joker Remix)
• Moriah Formica & Shilo Gold American Woman Studio Version The Voice
• Moriah Formica Crazy On You Studio Version The Voice
• Motionless In White - Another Life
• Mr. Krabs - Don't Worry Be Happy (AI Cover)
• Mr. Krabs - Puffy (Peaches AI Cover Parody)
• Mumford & Sons - After The Storm
• Muse - Bliss
• Muse - Butterflies & Hurricanes
• Muse - Citizen Erased
• Muse - Dead Inside
• Muse - IT 5
• Muse - Map Of The Problematique
• Muse - Starlight
• Muse - Uprising
• Muse - Verona
• Muse - You Make Me Feel Like Its Halloween
• My Chemical Romance - Bulletproof Heart
• My Chemical Romance - Party Poison
• My Chemical Romance - Teenagers
• My Dad the Rockstar- Theme Song
• My Girl _ The Temptations _ funk cover ft. Casey Abrams
• My Life As A Teenage Robot Theme Song Intro
• My chemical romance - Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
• My chemical romance - Summertime
• My chemical romance - The Ghost of You
• N'Sync - Tearin' Up My Heart
• N'Sync ft Nelly - Girlfriend
• NSYNC - POP
• NUMB ( FRENCH VERSION ) LINKIN PARK ( SARA'H COVER )
• Nacho Libre: Ramses Song
• Nas - Abracadabra
• Nas - Black Magic
• Nas - N.Y. State of Mind
• Nas - The World is Yours
• Nas - Thief's Theme
• Nas feat. 50 Cent - Office Hours
• Nathan Evans - Wellerman
• Ne Yo - Because Of You
• Ne Yo - So Sick
• Ne yo - Miss Independent
• Ne-Yo - Friend Like Me
• Ne-Yo - Link Up
• Ne-yo - Mad
• NeYo - Superstition
• Nelly - Country Grammar
• Nelly - Die a Happy Man (Mr Entertainment Man)
• Nelly - ride wit me
• Nelly Ft Kelly Rowland - Dilemma
• Nelly Furtado { ft Timbaland } Promiscuous
• Nelly ft. St. Lunatics - ride with me
• New Edition - Mr. Telephone Man
• New Found Glory - Map Of Your Body
• Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds- Jubilee Street
• No Doubt - Its My Life
• No Doubt - Spiderwebs
• No Woman, No Cry (The Voice Performance)
• No doubt - snake
• Notorious - Thugs
• Notorious BIG - One More Chance
• Notorious b.i.g- big poppa
• Numb” (Linkin Park) Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson
• O-Town - All Or Nothing
• Olamide feat. Omah Lay - Infinity
• Oliver and Company - Why Should I Worry
• Olivia Newton John - Physical
• Oliviq newton johm - Twist Of Fate
• Onie Trice - We All Die One Day
• Original TMNT theme song
• Otis Redding - Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay
• Otis Redding - Stand by Me
• Ottis redding - Papa's Got a Brand New Bag
• Ottis redding - my girl
• OutKast - ATliens
• OutKast - The Way You Move
• Outkast - In due time
• Outkast - M.s Jackson
• Outkast - Mainstream
• Outkast - Millennium
• Outkast - Ova Da Wudz
• Outkast - Roses
• Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean
• Outkast - Two Dope Boyz (In a Cadillac)
• P!nk - Funhouse
• P!nk - Get This Party Started
• Panic! At The Disco cover Starboy by the WeekndDaft Punk
• Paramore - Passionfruit
• Paramore - Let The Flames Begin
• Paramore - Misery Business
• Paramore - My Hero
• Paramore - Running Out Of Time
• Paramore - Still Into You (Jazz Cover)
• Paramore - That's What You Get
• Paramore - The News
• Paramore - Turn It Off
• Paramore - crushcrushcrush
• Passenger - Let Her Go
• Pat Benatar-Hit me with your best shot
• Pat Razket - A Pirate's Curse
• Pat Razket - Pirate's Lullaby
• Pat Razket - Sleep Sleep
• Paul Engemann - Scarface (Push It to the Limit)
• Pearl Jam - Black
• Pearl Jam - Oceans
• Pepper Ann- Intro
• Pete Rock & CL Smooth - They reminisce over you
• Peter Gabriel - Here Comes The Flood
• Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
• Peter Pan - Following the Leader
• Petey Pablo - Freek A Leek [Explicit Version]
• Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight
• Phil Collins - True Colors
• Phil Collins - you Can't Hurry Love
• Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
• Plain White T's - poor jack
• Plankton - I Hate Everything About You (ai cover)
• Plankton - I Will Not Bow - Breaking Benjamin (AI Cover)
• Plankton - Life Is A Highway (AI Cover)
• Plankton - Nightmare (AI Cover)
• Plankton sings I'm Not Okay - MCR (AI Cover)
• Plankton sings Miss Murder (AI Cover)
• Plankton sings Mr. Brightside (Ai Concert)
• Plankton sings Toxic by Britney Spears [AI Cover]
• Plies ft. Ne Yo - bust it
• Pokémon: Original Full Theme Song
• Popeye cartoon - Original Theme
• Porky Pig's - Blue Christmas
• Post Malone - Better Now
• Post Malone - Chemical
• Post Malone - Insane
• Post Malone - Wrapped Around Your Finger
• Post Malone - congratulations
• Post Malone Feat. Nicky Jam & Ozuna - rockstar Latin remix
• Post Malone ft. 21 Savage - rockstar
• Post Malone ft. Future, Halsey - Die for me
• Post Malone ft. Ozzy Osbourne, Travis Scott-Post - take what you want
• Post Malone ft. Roddy Ricch - cooped up
• Post Malone's - Psycho but it's Kermit and O$car the Grouch
• Post Malone, Swae Lee - Sunflower
• Post Malone, The Weeknd - One Right Now
• Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard (1960s Early Soul Style Cover) feat. Kyndle Wylde
• Powerpuff Girls theme song
• Prince - purple rain
• Prince And The Revolution - When Doves Cry
• Puddles Pity Party - FRIDAY I'M IN LOVE - (The Cure Cover) - Springsteen Style
• Puddles Pity Party - I Can't Help Falling In Love With You (Elvis Presley Cover)
• Puddles Pity Party - Malibu - (Miley Cyrus Cover)
• Puddles Pity Party - SPACE ODDITY - (David Bowie cover)
• Puddles Pity Party - Suspicious Minds (Elvis Presley Cover)
• Puddles Pity Party - When The Party's Over (Billie Eilish Cover)
• Puddles Pity Party - When You Rock And Roll With Me (David Bowie Cover)
• Puddles Pity Party - Wicked Game (Chris Isaak Cover)
• Puff Daddy - I'll Be Missing You (Every Breath You)
• Puffy AmiYumi - Teen Titans English Theme
• Pyrolysis - Captain Cray
• Pyrolysis - The Pace
• Q-Tip, Demi Lovato - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
• Quack Pack Theme Song
• Quadeca - real thing
• R2-D2 - We Wish You a Merry Christmas
• REDBONE - Come And Get Your Love
• REO Speedwagon - Keep on Loving You
• REO Speedwagon - Take It On the Run
• Radioactive (The Four Performance)
• Rainbow - The Temple Of The King
• Ratt - Back For More
• Ratt - Dance
• Ratt - Lay It Down
• Ratt - Round And Round
• Ratt - Shame, Shame, Shame
• Ratt - You're In Love
• Ray J Feat: Young Berg - Sexy Can I (Dirty)
• Real Ghostbusters: EXTENDED introduction
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Aquatic Mouth Dance
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Bastards of Light
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Black Summer
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Go Robot
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Here Ever After
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - It's Only Natural
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Let 'Em Cry
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Nobody Weird Like Me
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Not The One
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - One Way Traffic
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Poster Child
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - She's A Lover
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sick Love
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow (Hey Oh)
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Soul To Squeeze
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Storm In A Teacup
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Tangelo
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Great Apes
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Heavy Wing
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Shape I'm Takin'
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - These Are The Ways
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Veronica
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Whatchu Thinkin'
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - White Braids & Pillow Chair
• Red Hot Chili Peppers- Wet Sand
• Red Hot Chilli Peppers - otherside
• Redbone (The Voice Performance)
• Reid Umstattd I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For Studio Version The Voice
• Rema - Charm
• Remy Zero - Save Me
• Rev Theory-Hell Yeah
• Richard Cheese 'Like A Virgin' (cover)
• Richard Cheese & Allison Crowe - 'Viva Las Vegas' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Baby Got Back' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Come Out And Play (Big Band Version)' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Everlong' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Eye Of The Tiger' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Freak On A Leash' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Gangnam Style' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Hey Ya' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Ice Ice Baby' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Livin' On A Prayer' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Material Girl' (cover)
• Richard Cheese 'Spider-Man Theme'
• Richard Cheese - Pour Some Sugar On Me (cover)
• Richard Cheese - Smells Like Teen Spirit (cover)
• Richard Cheese - Toxic (cover)
• Richard Thompson - Oops! I Did It Again
• Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
• Ricky Martin - Livin La Vida Loca
• Rise Against - Behind Closed Doors
• Rise Against - Give It All
• Rise Against - Under The Knife
• Rise Against - paper wing
• Rise against - Swing life away
• Roadrunner Original Theme
• Rob Thomas - Lonely No More
• Rock Me Tonite (2002 Digital Remaster 24-Bit Mastering)
• Rocket Power Theme
• Rockin' at the House of Mouse
• Rocko's Modern Life Intro
• Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me
• Rod Stewart - Maggie May
• Rod Wave - Boyz Dont Cry (Acoustic)
• Rod Wave - Great Gatsby (Acoustic)
• Rolie Polie Olie Intro
• Romeo Santos, Justin Timberlake - Sin Fin
• Rose Royce - Car Wash
• Roxanne - Vintage '50 Rock'n' Roll Style Police Cover ft. Dani Armstrong
• Roxette - Listen To Your Heart
• Royal Blood cover The Police's Roxanne
• Royce da 5'9 ft. Eminem, King Green - Caterpillar
• Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
• Rush Hour- War! What is it good for
• Ruth B. - Lost Boy
• SCRIPTOONS - Shiny Teeth The Fairly OddParents
• SHAKIRA BZRP Music Sessions #53
• SHAKIRA, BZRP MUSIC SESSIONS #53 ( FRENCH VERSION ) SARA'H COVER
• SLASHSTREET BOYS - SLASHING BODIES (OFFICIAL BACKSTREET BOYS PARODY)
• SLASHSTREET BOYS - “I'LL KILL YOU THAT WAY (OFFICIAL BACKSTREET BOYS PARODY)
• SLASHSTREET BOYS - "DIE BY MY KNIFE" (BACKSTREET BOYS PARODY)
• SLASHSTREET BOYS - AS LONG AS YOU'RE BLOODY (BACKSTREET BOYS PARODY)
• STORM SEEKER - How To Be A Pirate
• STORM SEEKER - Pirate Squad
• SUERTE (Shakira) versión en COREANO Lucy Paradise
• Sabrina: The Animated Series
• Saliva - Click Click Boom
• Sam and Dave - Soul Man
• Samantha Mumba - Baby Come On Over
• Sammy Davis Jr. - Frankie and Johnnie
• Sammy Davis Jr. - Love Me or Leave Me
• Sammy Davis Jr. - Smile, Darn Ya, Smile
• Sammy Davis Jr. - Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette)
• Sammy Davis Jr. - That Old Black Magic
• Sammy Davis Jr. - The Rivers Too Wide
• Samurai Jack (intro)
• Samurai Pizza Cats Intro
• Savage - swing (dirty)
• Savage Garden - To the moon and back
• Scatman John - Scatman
• Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (Main Theme)
• Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo (Theme Song)
• Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island - The ghost is here
• Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane
• Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
• Sean Kingston - Take You There
• Sean Kingston ft. Chris Brown, Wiz - beat it
• Season Of The Witch (From The Motion Picture - Scary Stories)
• Seether - Careless Whisper
• Seether - Gasoline
• Seether - What Would You Do
• Seether - Will It Ever End
• Seether ft. Amy Lee - broken
• Seether- Fake It
• Selena Gomez & Rema - Calm Down
• Selena Gomez & The Scene - Love You Like A Love Song
• Selena Gomez - Same Old Love
• Selena Gomez - The Heart Wants What It Wants
• Selena Gomez, Marshmello - Wolves
• Senses Fail - Bonecrusher
• Shaggy ft. Rayvon - Angel
• Shakira (Spanish Version) ft. El Cata - loca
• Shakira - Acróstico
• Shakira - Don't Wait Up
• Shakira - Nada (Patoka Russian Cover)
• Shakira - Octavo Día
• Shakira - Waka Waka
• Shakira ft. Alejandro Sanz - la Tortura
• Shakira, Fuerza Regida - El Jefe
• Shakira, Rauw Alejandro - Te Felicito
• Shalamar - Dancing In The Sheets
• Silverstein - My Heroine
• Simple Plan - Shut Up
• Simple Plan - Welcome To My Life
• Simple Plan - What's New Scooby Doo
• Simple plan - i'm just a kid
• Simpsons Theme Song
• Skillet - Hero
• Skillet - Monster
• Skillet - Surviving the Game
• Skycycle - It's Terror Time Again
• Slaughterhouse - My Life
• Slayer - Angel of Death
• Slayer - Raining Blood
• Sleeping Beauty - Once Upon A Dream
• Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
• Snakehips, MØ - RedboneOlivia Newton John Physical
• Snoop Dogg (ft Nate Dogg & Xzibit) - Bitch Please
• Snoop Dogg - Gz 5'9 Hustlas
• Snoop Dogg "Boom" f. T-Pain (prod. Scott Storch)
• Snoop Dogg (Ft. 2Pac) - "Wanted Dead Or Alive"
• Snoop Dogg (Ft. Mystikal & Fiend) - woof! Dirty
• Snoop Dogg (feat. Nate Dogg) - Boss' Life
• Snoop Dogg - Beautiful
• Snoop Dogg - Doggy Dogg World
• Snoop Dogg - Just Get Carried Away
• Snoop Dogg - Lodi Dodi
• Snoop Dogg - Sets Up
• Snoop Dogg - Still A G Thang
• Snoop Dogg - Tha Shiznit
• Snoop Dogg - Think About It
• Snoop Dogg - Who Am I (What's my name)
• Snoop Dogg Ft. Pharrell ,Dr. Dre Jr - let's get blown
• Snoop Dogg ft B Real - Vato (Dirty version)
• Snoop Dogg, Charlie Wilson, Justin Timberlake - signs
• Snoop Dogg, D.O.C., RBX, Tha Dogg Pound - Serial Killa
• Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, E-40 & Too Short - Free Game
• Snoop Dogg, Kokane - Y'All Gone Miss Me
• Snoop Dogg, Too Short, Mistah F.A.B. - Life Of Da Party
• Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs - I'm WishingOne Song
• Sofia Karlberg - rockstar
• Soft Cell - Tainted Love
• Soft Cell - Where Did Our Love Go
• Sonic 2 Music Casino Night Zone
• Sonic 2 Music Chemical Plant Zone
• Sonic 3 Music Final Boss
• Sonic 3 Music Ice Cap Zone Act 1
• Sonic Spinball Music Lava Powerhouse
• Sonic Underground Theme
• Sonic adventure 2 battle music Pumpkin Hill
• Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series Theme Song
• Soul 4 Real - Candy Rain
• Space Ghost Coast to Coast Opening Theme
• Spectacular Spiderman Intro
• Spice Girls - WANNABE (Sad Cowboy Cover)
• Spider Man Song Original
• Spider-Man Theme (Junkie XL Remix)
• Spin Doctors - Jimmy Olsen's Blues
• Spin Doctors-Two Princes
• SpongeBob SquarePants Intro
• Spongebob - Sweater Song
• Spongebob Music - Electric Zoo
• Spongebob world's smallest violin
• Spooky Scary Skeletons
• Squidward - Hooked on a Feeling (AI Cover)
• Squidward Tentacles - My Way (AI Cover)
• Staind - It's been Awhile
• Staind - Outside
• Stand Out (A Goofy Movie)
• Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
• Starship - We Built This City
• Steely Dan - Black Cow
• Stephen - Crossfire
• Stereophonics - You Sexy Thing
• Steve Wariner - Some Fools Never Learn
• Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You
• Stevie wonder - Superstition
• Stitched Up Heart - Catch Me When I Fall
• Stitched Up Heart - Straitjacket
• Stitched Up heart - Event Horizon
• Stitched Up heart - Monster
• Stormfrun - Down Below
• Stormfrun - Gallows Dance
• Stormfrun - On The Sea of Thieves
• Stormfrun - Once A Sailor
• Stormfrun - Pay What is Due
• Stormfrun - Prepare Yourself to Fight
• Story Of The Year - Until The Day I Die
• Street Sharks Opening Credits Theme
• Styx - Mr. Roboto
• Styx - Come Sail Away
• Styx - Nothing Ever Goes As Planned
• Styx - Renegade
• Sugar Ray - Every Morning
• Sugar Ray - Someday
• Suicide - Ghost Rider
• Sum 41 - Fat Lip
• Sum 41 - In Too Deep
• Sum 41 - Landmines
• Sum 41 - Over My Head
• Sum 41 - Rise Up
• Sum 41 - Still Waiting
• Sum 41 - The Hell Song
• Sum 41 - Underclass Hero
• Sum 41 - Walking Disaster
• Sum 41 - What I Believe
• Sum41 - The Jester
• Sum41 - war
• Sunflower - Post Malone Jukebox (Bossa Nova Cover) ft. Leah Zeger
• Sunflower Japanese COVER Post Malone, Swae Lee
• Super Mario Brothers Super Show Credits - Do the Mario!
• Super Mario Brothers Super Show Intro
• Super Mario Maker theme
• Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
• Sydney Rhame - Photograph
• Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
• System of a down - Toxicity
• T.U.F.F Puppy Main Theme
• TFS Parody Make A Man Out Of You
• THE FUGEES - READY OR NOT
• TMNT (2003) opening
• TOOL - Stinkfist
• TOOL - The Grudge
• TOXIC (Britney Spears) in KOREAN - Lucy Paradise
• Tainted love by soft cell but plankton sings it (ai cover)
• Taking Back Sunday – You're So Last Summer
• Talespin - Full Theme Song
• Tarzan - Strangers Like Me
• Taylor Dayne - Tell It to My Heart
• Tearin' Up My Heart - NSYNC (Beatles 1960s Style Cover) ft. Casey Abrams
• Tears For Fears - Head Over Heels
• Teddy Swims (Feat. Maren Morris) - Some Things I'll Never Know
• Teddy Swims - A Thousand Miles (Vanessa Carlton Cover)
• Teddy Swims - Blinding Lights (The Weeknd Cover)
• Teddy Swims - Let Me Love You (Mario Cover)
• Teddy Swims - Lose Control
• Teddy Swims - The Door
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song
• Tenacious D - Wicked Game
• Tenacious D - 39
• Tenacious D - COLORS
• Tenacious D - Car Chase
• Tenacious D - City Hall
• Tenacious D - Classico
• Tenacious D - Dio
• Tenacious D - Double Team
• Tenacious D - Explosivo
• Tenacious D - FUCK YO-YO MA
• Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
• Tenacious D - HOPE
• Tenacious D - Karate
• Tenacious D - Kickapoo
• Tenacious D - Lee
• Tenacious D - Low Hangin Fruit
• Tenacious D - Master Exploder
• Tenacious D - Never Give Me Your Money / The
• Tenacious D - Roadie
• Tenacious D - Rock Is Dead
• Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
• Tenacious D - Senorita
• Tenacious D - TAKE US INTO SPACE
• Tenacious D - The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage
• Tenacious D - The Government Totally Sucks
• Tenacious D - Throw Down
• Tenacious D - Tribute
• Tenacious D - Tribute
• Tenacious D - Video Games
• Tenacious D - WOMAN TIME
• Tenacious D - Wonderboy
• Tenacious D - the road
• Tenacious D vs. Sum 41 - Things I Want
• The Addams Family intro cartoon theme song
• The Addams Family Theme song
• The Adventures Of Moon Man & Slim Shady
• The All American rejects - Move along
• The All-American Rejects - Dirty Little Secret
• The All-American Rejects - It Ends Tonight
• The All-American Rejects - The Last Song
• The All-American Rejects - The Wind Blows
• The All-American Rejects - Top Of The World
• The Angry Beavers Theme Song Episode Opening
• The Ataris - The Boys of Summer
• The Ataris - The Saddest Song
• The B-52's - Rock Lobster
• The Banana Splits Adventure Hour original intro
• The Bare Necessities (from The Jungle Book)
• The Baseballs - Candy Shop
• The Beatles - Here comes the Sun
• The Beatles - Now And Then
• The Beatles - Please Mister Postman
• The Beatles - let it be
• The Black Eyed Peas Where Is The Love
• The Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
• The Black Eyed Peas - pump it
• The Black eyed peas - Meet Me Halfway
• The Blues Brothers - Gimme Some Lovin
• The Brave Little Toaster - Worthless
• The Calling - Wherever You Will Go
• The Chainsmokers, Coldplay - Something Just Like This
• The Chipmunks Theme Song - We're The Chipmunks 1983
• The Coasters - Yakety Yak
• The Cranberries - Zombie
• The Cranberries - Promises
• The Dark Element - Not Your Monster
• The Dark Element - The Pallbearer Walks Alone
• The Doobie Brothers - China Grove
• The Doobie Brothers - Long Train Running
• The Doors - Riders On The Storm
• The Enchanters - Mambo Santa Mambo
• The Fairly OddParents - Real and Scary
• The Flintstones - Main Theme
• The Flintstones - Yabba Dabba Doo
• The Fox and the Hound - Best of Friends
• The Fray - Hurricane
• The Heart Wants What It Wants - Motown Style Selena Gomez ft. Lara Johnston
• The Hex Girls - Earth, Wind, Fire, And Air
• The Hex Girls - Hex Girl
• The Huckleberry Hound Show theme songs
• The Human League - Don't You Want Me
• The Hunchback of Notre Dame - The Bells of Notre Dame
• The Interrupters - "A Friend Like Me"
• The Interrupters - "By My Side"
• The Interrupters - "Let 'Em Go"
• The Interrupters - "Raised By Wolves"
• The Interrupters - On A Turntable
• The Interrupters - She Got Arrested
• The Isley Brothers - Shout
• The Jackson 5 - ABC
• The Jackson 5 - Body Language
• The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back
• The Jackson 5 - I'll Be There
• The Jacksons - Blame It On The Boogie
• The Jacksons - Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground)
• The Jetsons Intro
• The Killers - Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine
• The Killers - Read My Mind
• The Killers - When You Were Young
• The Killers - mr.brightside
• The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past - the dark world
• The Little Mermaid - Kiss the Girl
• The Magilla Gorilla Show Intro
• The Maine - Bad Behavior
• The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - The Wonderful Thing about Tiggers
• The Mask: The Animated Series - opening
• The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Theme
• The Offspring - All I Want
• The Offspring - Army of One
• The Offspring - Breaking These Bones
• The Offspring - Burn It Up
• The Offspring - Gone Away
• The Offspring - Hassan Chop
• The Offspring - Have You Ever
• The Offspring - Hit That
• The Offspring - Huck It
• The Offspring - Kick Him When He's Down
• The Offspring - Let The Bad Times Roll
• The Offspring - Million Miles Away
• The Offspring - Offspring-You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
• The Offspring - Self Esteem
• The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright
• The Offspring - This Is Not Utopia
• The Offspring - Walla Walla
• The Offspring - Want You Bad
• The Offspring - Why Don't You Get a Job
• The Offspring - coming for you
• The Offspring - magic
• The Offspring- Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
• The Outfield - Your Love
• The Outlaws - Green Grass and High Tides
• The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me
• The Police - Every Breath You Take
• The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
• The Police - Message In A Bottle
• The Pretenders - Back On The Chain Gang
• The Pretenders - Brass In Pocket
• The Pretty Reckless - Going To Hell
• The Pretty Reckless - Heaven Knows
• The Pretty Reckless - Make Me Wanna Die
• The Pretty Reckless - Zombie
• The Pretty Reckless - “25 (Acoustic)”
• The Pretty Reckless - “Death By Rock And Roll (Acoustic)”
• The Pretty Reckless - “Halfway There”
• The Pretty Reckless - “Only Love Can Save Me Now (Acoustic)”
• The Pretty Reckless - “Quicksand”
• The Pretty Reckless - “The Keeper”
• The Pussycat Dolls (feat. Snoop Dogg)- Buttons
• The Pussycat Dolls - stickwitu
• The Ramones - Spider-Man
• The Ranjahz feat. Cee-Lo - Inspiration
• The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down
• The Rolling Stones - Undercover of the Night
• The Rolling Stones- Angry
• The Romantics - What i Like About You
• The Runaways - You Drive Me Wild
• The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
• The Script - Hurricanes
• The Script ft. Will.I.Am - Hall of Fame
• The Showdown - Carry On Wayward Son (Kansas cover)
• The Siamese Cat Song (From Lady and the Tramp)
• The Simpsons sings Memories by Maroon 5
• The Smurfs intro song
• The Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight
• The Super Mario Bros. Movie - Peaches
• The Temptation - my girl
• The Tokens - The Lion Sleeps tonight
• The Troggs - Wild Thing
• The Used - The Bird And The Worm
• The Used- Under Pressure
• The Used-Buried Myself Alive
• The Weeknd - Less Than Zero
• The Weeknd - Out Of Time (Without Jim Carrey Outro)
• The Weeknd - Starboy
• The Weeknd - Until I Bleed Out
• The Weeknd ft. Future - Double Fantasy
• The Weeknd, Madonna, Playboi Carti - Popular
• The Weeknd-Dirty Diana
• The Yogi Bear Show - Main Theme
• The all american rejects - Damn Girl
• The interrupters - Take Back The Power
• The spinners - The Rubberband Man
• The sword in the stone - Rubity, scrubity sweebity
• The used - The Taste Of Ink
• Theme Song (Second Version) - Garfield & Friends
• Theme Song Atom Ant
• Theme Song DuckTales Disney
• Theme Song Kim Possible
• Theme Song Phineas and Ferb
• Theme Song Super Mario 64
• Theory Of A Deadman - Hurricane
• Theron Statler - Blackbead
• Third Eye Blind - Crystal Baller
• Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
• Third Eye Blind - Tattoo of the Sun
• This Is How We Do It - Montell Jordan (Jazz Style Cover) Postmodern Jukebox ft. David Simmons
• This Love - Vintage 1940s Jazz Style Maroon 5 Cover ft. Devi-Ananda
• Thomas Mac - Santa Claus Ain't Comin' This Year
• Thomas Rhett-Die A Happy Man
• Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become
• Three Days Grace - Break
• Three Days Grace - Chalk Outline
• Three Days Grace - Drown
• Three Days Grace - Home
• Three Days Grace - I Am An Outsider
• Three Days Grace - I Am The Weapon
• Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You
• Three Days Grace - Just Like You
• Three Days Grace - Never Too Late
• Three Days Grace - Over and Over
• Three Days Grace - Overrated
• Three Days Grace - Take Me Under
• Three Days Grace - Wake Up
• Three day grace - Bitter Taste
• Three days grace - Somebody That I Used to Know.
• Thundercats Remake - Intro Opening Theme
• Thundercats opening
• Thursday - Understanding in a Car Crash
• Tiger Army Devil That You Don't Know
• Tiger Army - As The Cold Rain Falls
• Tiger Army - Beyond The Veil
• Tiger Army - Dark Paradise
• Tiger Army - Dark and Lonely Night
• Tiger Army - Happier Times
• Tiger Army - In The Orchard
• Tiger Army - Never Die
• Tiger Army - Oogie Boogie's Song
• Tiger Army - Outlaw heart
• Tiger Army - Prisoner of the Night
• Tiger Army - When Night Comes Down
• Tiger Army- Through the Darkness
• Timbaland - The Way I Are
• Timbaland ft. OneRepublic - Apologize
• Timon and Pumbaa Theme song
• Tiny Toon Adventures - Opening Theme Song
• Toby Keith - Should've Been A Cowboy
• Toby Keith - whiskey girl
• Tom Harder - Rolling on the River
• Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual
• Tom Jones - What's New Pussycat
• Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Runnin' Down A Dream
• Tom Petty - You Don't Know How It Feels (Home Recording)
• Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - I Won't Back Down
• Tom and Jerry Kids Intro
• Toni Basil - Mickey
• Too $hort ft. Lil' Jon, The EastSide Boyz - Shake That Monkey
• Toto - Hold the line
• Toxic - Vintage 1930s Torch Song Britney Spears Cover ft. Melinda Doolittle
• Train - 50 Ways To Say Goodbye
• Train - Angel In Blue Jeans
• Train - Drive By
• Train - Drops of Jupiter
• Train - Hey Soul Sister
• Train - Mermaid
• Train - Play That Song
• Transformers opening theme
• Trapt - Headstrong
• Trashin' The Camp (From _Tarzan)
• Trouble (The Voice Performance)
• Try A Little Tenderness (The Voice Performance)
• Tupac - Changes
• Tupac-Keep Ya Head Up
• Twista - Overnight Celebrity
• Twistes sisters - We're Not Gonna Take It
• Tyrese ft Snoop Dogg-Just a Baby Boy
• U2 - Every Breaking Wave
• Uncle kracker -You Make Me Smile
• Underdog Cartoon theme song
• Unleash The Archers - Tonight We Ride
• Usher - Yeah
• Usher - Burn
• Usher - Caught Up
• Usher - Hey Daddy
• Usher - His Mistakes
• Usher - Twisted (featuring Pharell)
• Usher - U remind me
• Usher - love in this
• Usher OMG (Oh My Gosh)
• Van Halen - Jump
• Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles
• Varend Volk - The Pull of the Tides
• Victim - Avenged Sevenfold
• Viktor Király - If I Ain't Got You
• Vixen - Rev It Up
• Volbeat Heaven Nor Hell
• Volbeat - Becoming
• Volbeat - 16 Dollars
• Volbeat - A Warriors Call
• Volbeat - Back to Prom
• Volbeat - Cape Of Our Hero
• Volbeat - Caroline Leaving
• Volbeat - Dagen Før
• Volbeat - Die To Live (feat. Neil Fallon)
• Volbeat - Fallen
• Volbeat - Goodbye Forever
• Volbeat - Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood
• Volbeat - I Only Wanna Be With You
• Volbeat - Last Day Under The Sun
• Volbeat - Let It Burn
• Volbeat - Leviathan
• Volbeat - Lola Montez
• Volbeat - Lonesome Rider ft. Sarah Blackwood
• Volbeat - Mary Jane KellyVolbeat - Making Believe
• Volbeat - Maybe I Believe
• Volbeat - Sad Man's Tongue
• Volbeat - Seal The Deal
• Volbeat - Shotgun Blues
• Volbeat - Soulweeper #2
• Volbeat - Step Into Light
• Volbeat - Still Counting
• Volbeat - The Bliss
• Volbeat - The Devil Rages On
• Volbeat - The Devil's Bleeding Crown
• Volbeat - The Mirror And The Ripper
• Volbeat - The Sacred Stones
• Volbeat - Wait A Minute My Girl
• WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE ( FRENCH VERSION ) Charlie Puth ft. Selena Gomez ( Sara'h Cover )
• WHITESNAKE Is This Love
• Wake Me Up - Avicii feat. Aloe Blacc (Boyce Avenue feat. Jennel Garcia cover)
• Wakko's States and Capitols
• Warrant - Cherry Pie
• Warren G - Regulate
• Warren Zevon Werewolves of London
• We Can't Stop - 1950's Doo Wop Miley Cyrus Cover ft. Robyn Adele Anderson, The Tee
• Weezer (feat. Hayley Williams) - Rainbow Connection
• Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy
• Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
• Wham! featuring George Michael - Careless Whisper
• Whistle stop 1973 - Robin hood disney
• Wild Cherry Play that funky
• Will I am and Brittany spears . MIND YOUR BUSINESS
• Will Smith - Men in Black
• Will Smith - Wild Wild West
• Willie Nelson - On The Road Again
• Winnie the Pooh - Theme Song
• Within Temptation - Crazy (Gnarls Barkley Cover)
• Within Temptation - Faster
• Within Temptation - Frozen
• Within Temptation - Let Her Go (Passanger Cover)
• Within Temptation - Lost
• Within Temptation - Mad World
• Within Temptation - Radioactive (Imagine Dragons Cover)
• Within Temptation - Shed My Skin
• Within Temptation - Shot In The Dark
• Within Temptation - Sombody That I Used To Know (Gotye Cover)
• Within Temptation - Somewhere
• Within Temptation - Stand My Ground
• Within Temptation - Summertime Sadness (Lana Del Rey Cover)
• Within Temptation - Supernova
• Without Me” (Eminem) Jazz Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson feat. Ten Second
• Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! Theme Song - Season1
• Wreckx N Effect - Rump Shaker
• Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck (UNCENSORED)
• X-Men - The Animated Series Theme
• Yakko's Nations of The World
• Yandel, Feid, Daddy Yankee - Yankee 150
• Ying Yang Twins Salt Shaker { Dirty }
• Ying Yang Twins (Feat. Pitbull) - Shake
• Ylvis The Fox (What Does The Fox Say)
• Ylvis - Stonehenge
• Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirates life for me
• You Can Fly (from Peter Pan)
• You Give Love A Bad Name - Vintage Blues - Style Bon Jovi Cover ft. Jennie Lena
• ZZ Top - Tush
• Zac Brown Band - Chicken Fried
• Zach Seabaugh - Crazy Little Thing Called Love
• Zhavia - cover Location (Khalid)
• beastie boys - no sleep 'till brooklyn
• billy idol - Yellin' At the Xmas Tree
• charlie puth(feat. Selena Gomez) - We Don't Talk
• ludacris ft. pharrell - money maker
• snoop dogg - pump pump
• the offspring - original prankster
• “Closer” (Nine Inch Nails) String Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson
• “Come As You Are” (Nirvana) Havana Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson
• “Crawling” (Linkin Park) Musical Theater String Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson
• “Down With the Sickness” (Disturbed) String Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson
• “Fat Lip” (Sum 41) 1960s Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson
• “Highway to Hell” (AC_DC) 1950s Doo Wop Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson
• “I Hate Everything About You” (Three Days Grace) Swing Cover by Robyn Adele Ander
• “Iron Man” (Black Sabbath) Latin Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson
• “Livin’ On A Prayer” (Bon Jovi) Motown Cover by Robyn Adele Andersonville
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